354 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/390a9a42c33d152ef58c3379533f7db8.pdf da0991b841b9f9f0d7e348d725289c39 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. NCAA probes men's basketball team Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - - ._-- INSIDE LOOK UW-Parkslde men's basketball coach's con- tract not re- newed, AI Schiesser wit no longer be lhe men's coachat UWP, Story on B1 PSGA vetos budget 'In order for us to have an appeal process, Ihadtoveto !he budgetso that "could be taken back to SUFAC, and the necessary changes could be made; said PSGA President Wargolel see Page 2 Black History '11 we can teach people how to hate, there's no reason we cannot leach them how to love; stated Coretla Scott King, see Page3 Alumni Profile JemiJer Ditch is !he focus of this week's Alumni Profile. see Page 7 Head 10 Head sam and Andy review 24-7 Spyz see PageS Editorial 'INs week's Editorial focuses on !he importance of safety during Spring Break. see Page 10 Letters to the Editor See who has decided to voice their gripes. see Page 10 The DevlI's Advocate Don Andrewski lets us in on !he perfect Clime. see Page 14 UW-P Graduates ••. Year E======5"--;;;;;:;;;;;;;' 87-88 88-111 88-90 9l).81 '111-82 613 o 200 400 600 BOO II of Graduetes 'PrlljoClld University ofWlSconsin-Parkside • 'DIe Athletic Departmenthas notreleasedany formalstatement of the investigation buttheRanger News has learned of it through various sourcesand in interviews with Draft and Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The investigation is in con- Junction with a road trip the team was on in which team members were allegedly given spending money for riverboat gambling. Draftdeclined tocommenton the details of the investigation at this replace the existing consortial of a UW· Whitewater MasterofSci· ence in Education-Reading at UW-Parkside. The proposal is now in the hands of the Slate of Wisconsin, Both UW -Parkside andUW·WhitewaterhaveaJready approved this move. Specifically, the Slate pro- posal is requesting a "new submajor in Urban Education within the Master of Science de- gree in Cunriculum and Insnuc- tion," Based on research in the area of multicultural education, a need to provide positive insnuc- tional and organizational prac- tices within the culturally diverse by Carlise Newman Feature Writer Have you seen this face? Attimesitisthe face of the most loved and hated man on television. He can predict your future. Notdirectly, of course. This is the face of Jim Ott, who in addition to doing public tele- vision and radio weather forecasts, is now reaching a weather class at UW-Parkside. Introduction to Weather is a basic course about the mysteries of the atmosphere. It is held on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 2- 3:15 p.m. "Meteorology is very scientific and ex- act,aspreciseasphysicsandmath,"OUsta!ed. There are about 1 00 students hoping to learn about that gray thing we call the sky. Teaching is not new to Oil. He taught at Parksidefrom 1977-1981 and has also laUght at carthage College and UW- Milwaukee. "I enjoy people and communicating with people," he commented 'Yhen asked about the difference in students from eleven years 880, OU said there is basically no difference. ANGER Volume 20, Issue 23 NCAA probes men's basketball team Education consortia! master program reorganized Radio/TV meteorologist brings experience to classroom lecture hall where the c\ass is cmrently held. However, he likes the campus and states that wilh the high quality of teachers, studenlS are able to get a very good education. A typical day in Jim Ott's life begins at 4:00a.m. when he arises to do a 5:23 weather forecast for WTMJ radio. He then prepares for his television forecast at 12:10 and works the rest of the day until 7 when his day ends. On Tuesdays and Thursdayshe teaches class. The long drive, in addition to theextra worle, leaves him little time to relax orsleep. There1s almost no time for Ieisureactivilies like fishing, which he enjoys. Opinions ofOUasa teacher are high. "He relates tostudents,"saysBobRyerson,a sopho- more enrolled in the course. "I fmd it interest- ing. It gives more understanding to weather than television." There is no preference of teaching or • television for Jim Ott. "Meteorology is my ftrst choice," be said. "'The prefession c:omes 1aIer." By Ted McIntyre Sports Editor Shock waves' hit the UW. Parkside Athletic Departrnentlast week as the Nationai Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) began an investigation of the Men's Basketball team. The investigation, conducted by an NCAA compliance officer with the cooperation of Athletic Director Linda Draft, involved interviews of all the team's mem- bers and Coach AI Schiesser. UW-Parkside to offer multi-cultural urban educator subspecialty C. Elise Shelley News Writer As part of the proposed reorganization of the consortia1 master's program with UW- Whitewater,UW-Parksidewillbe offering a multicultural, urban educator subspecialty under the UW·Whitewater Master Degree Program. This proposed program, authored by Joe Larken, Educa- tion Outreach Coordinator, will time but did Slate that the uw- ParksideAthletic Departmentwas cooperating fully with the com- pliance officer. "There is an in- vestigation by the NCAA and we (Athletic Department) are c0op- erating fully so at this time I am not at liberty to give anything else," slated Draft While the action by the NCAA was swift, it is not ex- pected that the outcome will be severe for the Athletic Depart- ment or the Basketball team. situationoftheclassroomhasbeen identified. Some teacher-related prob- lems have been defined in the slate proposal as "inadequate knowledge of cultural differences in child development, limited knowledgeofstudents'familyand community life, and inappropri- ate expectations based upon stu- dents' ethnic backgrounds, and an inordinate emphasis on class- room management rather than intructional goals." Becausethe RacinelKenosha metropolitan areaexhibit thesame complexities and cultural diver- sity of a moee populous urban "Students are moti- vated to at· tend col- lege, and theywantto learn," he said. OUoh- tained- his ei\ucationat UW- Mil- waukee, earning a ~=--=-.J Master's Jim Ott degree and a partial Doctorate in Meteorology. He had always had an interest in weather, and it spurred him to learn about it in college. Originally a full- time professor, Oil enjoys teaching others about the peri1s of sun andrain. His fllSlclass was small and easier to teach than the 1arge Numerous sources have revealed thatthe amountofmoney given to players was minimal. Action taken by the NCAA will probably not result in the team missing any games but it could possibly be placed on probation for a season. Chancellor Kaplan was also very selective about the details of the investigation but did offer, "The compliance officer is con- ducting interviews and the Ath- letic Department is giving full COlllilllled Oil Page 2 area, it has been targeted by this proposal The purpose of this consoniaI is to "meet the profes- sional needs of teachers in south- eastern Wisconsin." I.aJkenbelievestbalthisnew program will provide many ad- vantages for the UW-Parlcside community. "Our facUlty will have the gratifying opponunity to teach at the graduate \evel," he said. "It will provide lhe univer- sity with needed enrollment credit" Of the eight possible courses to be offered in lhe program four are to be raught at UW -Parkside. Colllilllled Oil Page 2 [ I s10E Lo K UW.f)arkslde men 's b ask etb all coach's con- tract not re- newed. AJ Schiesser wi1 no longer be lhemen ' scoa ch at UWP. PSGA vetos bu dget "In order fo r u s t o have an appeal process, I had to veto the budget so that it could be ta ken back to SUFAC, and lhenecessa ry dlar.JeSCOuld be made,• said PSGA President Wargolel See Page 2 Black History "lf we ca n tea ch people how to hate, there's no re ason we cannot teach !hem how to lo ve,· stated Coretta Scott King , See Page 3 Alumni Profile Jemiler Ditch is lhe focus of this week's Alumni Profi e. SeePage7 Head lo Head 5am and And y review 24-7 Spyz See Page& EcSltorlal This week 's Edit o rial rocuses on the importance of safety during Spring Break. See Page 10 letters to the Ed tto r See Who has d ecided to voice their gripes. See Page 10 The Devil's Advo cate Don Andrewski l ets us in on the perfect crime . See Page 14 UW-P Grad uates ••. YearF== ==:::;;---:~:;;::::;::, 87 -88 88-llll 89-90 ~ 1 "91-92 0 200 400 600 800 # of Graduates • Projlc:ted University of WtSconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 23 March 12, 1992 NCAA probes men's basketball team By Ted Mc Intyre Spons Ed itor Shock waves hit the UW- Parlcside Athletic Dep artment last week as the National Collegiate Athletic Associati on (NCAA) began an investiga tion of the Men's Baskelball team . The investigation , conducted by an NCAA compli ance officer with the cooperation of Athletic Dtreetor Linda Draft, involved interviews of all the team• s mem- bers and Coach Al Sc hiesser. The Athletic Department has notreleasedany fonnal statement of the investigation but the Ranger News has learned of it through various sources and in interviews with Draft and Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The investigation is in con • junction with a road trip the team was on in which team members were allegedly given spending money for riverboat gambling. Draft declined tocommentonthe details of the investigation at lllis time but did state that lhe UW- ParksideAthletic Departmentwas cooperating fully with the com- pliance officer. ..There is an in- vestigation by the NCAA and we (Alhletic Department) are coop- erating fully so at this time I am not at liberty to give anything else ." stated DrafL While the action by the NCAA was swift. it is not ex- pected that the outcome will be severe for the Athletic Depan- ment or the Basketball team. Numerom sources have ieveaJed that the amount of money given to players was minimal. Action taken by the NCAA will probably not re&ilt in the team missing any games bul it could possibly be placed on probation for a seuon. Chancellor Kaplan was also very selective about the details of the investigation but did offer. "The compliance officer is con- ducting interviews and the Ath- letic Department is giving full Colllinued on Page 2 Educati on consortia! master program reorganized UW-Parkside to offer multi-cultural urban educator subsp ecialty C. Elise She lley News Wr iter As part of th e proposed reorganization of th e consortia) master• s program with UW- Whitewater, UW-Parks ide will be offering a multicult ural. urban educator subspecial ty under the OW-Whitewater Mas ter Degree Program. This proposed program, authored by Joe Larke n. Educa- tion Outteach Coo rdinalOr, will replace the existing consonial of a UW-Whitewater Master of Sci- ence in Education-Reading at UW-Parkside. The proposal is now in the hands of the State of Wisconsin. Both UW-Parlcside andUW-Whitewarerhavealready approved this move . Specifically, the state pro- posal is requesting a "new submajor in Urban Education within the Master of Science de- gree in Curriculum and Insttuc- tion." Based on research in the area of multicultural education, a need to provide positive insttuc- tional and organizational prac- tices within the culturally diverse situation of the classroom has been identified. Some teacher-related prob- lems have been defined in the state proposal as .. inadequate knowledge of cultural differences in child development, limited knowledgeofstudents' family and community life, and inappropri- ate expectations based upon stu- dents' ethnic backgrounds, and an inordinate emphasis on class- room management rather than inttuctional goals." Because the Racine/Kenosha metropolitan area exhibit the same complexities and cultural diver- sity of a more populous urban area, it has been wgeted by this proposal. The purpose of this consortial is to "meet the profes- sional needs of teachers in SOIJdl. ea.,aem Wisconsin." Latten believes lhal this new program will provide many ad- vantages for the UW-Partside community. "'Our faculty will have the gratifying opportunity to teach at the graduate level," he said ... It will provide the univer- sity with needed enrollment aediL" Of the eight possible courses to be offered in the program four me to be taught at UW-Partside. Continwd on Page 2 Radio/f V meteorologist brings experience to classroom by Car lise Newman Featu re Writer Have you seen th is face? At times itis the face of the most loved and hated man on television. He can predict your future. "Students are moti- ¾ vated to at- Nol directly, of course. This is the face of Jim Ott. who in additi on lO doing public aele- ~"' tend col• lege, and theywantro learn," he said. vision and radio weather forecasts, is now teaching a weather class at UW-Parkside. Introduction to Weathe risabasiccourseabout the mysteries of the atmosphere. It is held on Tuesdays and Thurs days from 2- 3:15 p.m. "Mete0rology is very scientific and ex • act,aspreciseasphysi csandmath, " Ottstat.ed. There are about 100 student.s hoping to learn about that gray thi ng we call the sky. Teaching is not n ew co Ou. He taught at Parkside from 1977- 1981 and has also taught at Carthage Colle ge and UW - Milwaukee. .. I enjoy people and communicating with people ," he c om mented. 'Yben asked about the di fference in Sllldents from eleven years ago , OU said the re is basically no differmce. OUob- tained · his education at UW- Mil- waukee, earning a 1-:- __;_-= ~- .....:... ...;;_ ____ --1 Master's Jim Ott degree and a partial Doctorate in Meteorology. He had always had an interest in weather, and it spurred him 10 learn about it in college. Originally a full- time professor, Ott enjoys teaching others about lhe perils of sun and.rain. His first class was small and easier to teach than the large lecture hall whetc the cla.1s is currently held. However, he likes the campus and states that with the high quality of teachers, students are able to get a very good education. A typical day in Jim Ott's life begins at 4:00 a.m. when he arises to do a S:23 weather forecast for WTMJ radio. He lhen p-epares for bis television forecast at 12:10 and works the rest of the day until 7 when his day ends. On Tuesdays and Thursdays he teaches class. The long drive. in addition to lheextra work, leaves him little time to relax« sleep. There is almost no time for leisure activities like fishing, which he enjoys. OpinionsofOttasateacherarehigh. "He relateslOstudents,"saysBobRyerson,a~ more enrolled in the course. " I find it inrerest- ing. It gives more understanding to weather lban televisioo." There is no preference of teaching or . television for Jim Ott. "'Meteorology is my first choice. .. be said. ""1be prefcssioo comes Iara." • ~.; _~_:..:. : ..'_':.:':_'.' ..' ' •• _ .-__.~••'_;,;,~ • .;,.~,;,.:,;.;..;;~':'''':''.,;';':. ':.' ••• .-- , ~ Ii of iii 01 "" •••• " '" •••••• ;.10.10 .. ~.~,) • 01.;1 .:"'.,}> ••••• ' '.' .. In The News Marth 12, 199i THE RAllGEII NEWS, ~e 2 •Safe Spring Break Week continues with a drawing for prizes at 11:30 a.m. in upper Main Place. -Pledge not to Drink and Drive and you could win a Chrysler car! Look for the wrecked car in upper Main Place. Have a safe and fun Spring Break! SUFAC PSGA President veto's budget requests Wargolet says veto was to allow clubs to excercise their appeal processes By Latesba N. Jude News Editor On Monday, Malch 2nd, alan emergency Parbide SlIIdent Gov- ernment Association meeting, Plaident Walley Wmgolet vellled the 1992-1993 SUFAC budget af- ter it had been passed !lY a two- thiJds majority WIe in the senate. "In order for us to have an appea1 process, I had to veto the budget so that it could be taken back 10SUFAC,and the necessary changes could be made," said Wmgolet. PSGA senaIOI' and co-dIair of SUFAC Bill Homer said, "If the President ofPSGA has a poblem with the 5egregaled Fees Budget, he has no a1temalivebut tovetoiL " UW·Par:kside's segregated $1,159,397 budget for 18 student organizations and services. The 1992-93 approved budget recommendation would have in- creased student tuition $20.86. With the vetoed budget, $302.86 from each student tuition payment will go 10 each of the major organizations next year. According to Wmgolet there were two appeals that had to be heanl and in order for an appeal to be heanl, there has 10 be a budget that can be changed. ThebudgethadaJreadypassed through the Senale. Of the 18 student organiza- tion budgets, music and athletics were the only two budgets that requested an appea1 to the SUF AC recommendation. "The main reason why we wanted this appea1 process to go through is to show the university that PSGA is willing to work with the organizations on campus and show them that we have an open door policy, that we try to keep the Walley Wargolet 'We don't ever want anyone to feel that they can't come back to at least discuss a problem," Wargolet said. Afr.ertheappeals,SUFACwill have another meeting to discuss and WIe on the appeals. CIA travels to simulation in D.C. by Gwen Heller Managing Editor . A ten-member delegation frorri the UW -ParksideClub for Interna- tional Affairs will be traveling to Wasrnngton, D.C. for a week of intensive Inter-Arab meetings • The team will be representing Iraq at a political simuJation spon- sored by the Arab League Informa- tion Center, the National Council on US-Arab Relations, and the National US-Arab Chamber of Commerce. The Model Arab League is designed 10increase the awareness of the role, organization, and per- formance of the Arab League by highlighting economic, social, cul- tural, political, and legal issues. The League of Arab States is comprisedof21 memberstetesand was foonded in 1945 for the pur- pose of coordinating issues related to Arab development and coopera- tion. Delegation members include Head Delegate Paul Pignotti, Ray Wiggins, Dave Towle, Deborah Cutler, Dan Blake, Gwen Heller, Z3ch Madison, John Spindler, Ja- son Beyer, Arman Mahdasian and AnnRuIta. Dr. Gerald Greenfield of the historY and international studies departments will advise the group at the conference. The CIA attended the Model Arab League last year, represent- ing the Sudan and Libya This year's group has spent the last two months preparing reo search for the simulation. In addition tollllending debate sessions with delegations from other universities from the Mid- west and the East coast, the UW. Parkside team will meet the Iraqi ambassador. It will also be briefed by an area expert on Middle Eastern and Iraqi affairs. The club sponsored a bowl-a- thon anda bakesalein ordertoraise the necessary funds for the trip. Additional money was donated by SOC and the student affairs OffICe. The delegation will return 10 Wisconsin on March 17 and plans to conduct presentations on Ihr;r experiences 10interesledclubsand organizations on campusand in die community. Consortial pro.gram Seminar: Rel1ectionson Education and Teaching. As with the previ. ous consortial program, s!UdenlS apply 10 the Master Program al UW -Whitewater and receive dleir degree from it as well. The co- operative efforts of the two univer· sities is for the benefit of the area teachers who want to remain leaCh· ers as well as their students. The incident comes at the time head coach AI Schiesser will be replaced after ihe Athletic depaIt. ment neglected 10 renew his coo· tract, See page B I "The decision to not renew his conuact had nodi· ing to do with the NCAA investi- gation," said Kaplan. Cominuedfrom Page 1 "Multicultura\Curriculum" is cur- rently being offered on campus. The new classes include "Teach- ing in Urban Schools," "Urban In- stitutions," and"African-American HislOry." The new program is slated to begin in the fall of 1992 at UW- Whitewater with a Foundations Continuedfrom Page 1 cooperation." The investigation willcontinue throughout the week and until the matter is fully resolved. The Ath- letic Department will likely then release a formal Slalement of the matter. ... ·-- -- - ----- - --------- ·-·--·····----·- .... ···~·-··-· ..........• . In The News campl:JS Calendar ,· •Safe Spring Break Week continues with a drawing for prizes at 11 :30 a.m. in upper Main Place. •Pledge not to Drink and Drive and you could win a Chrysler car! Look for the wrecked car in upper Main Place. SUFAC Have a safe and fun Spring Break! PSGA President veto's budget requests Wargo/et says veto was to allow clubs to excercise their appeal processes By Latesha N. Jude News Editor On Monday, March 2nd. atan emergency Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association meeting, President Walley Wargolet vetoed the 1992-1993 SUFAC budgetaf- tt.r it bad been passed by a two- thirds majority vote in the sawe. "In order for us to have an appeal ~ I had to veto the budget so that it could be taken back to SUFAC,and the neoeamy changes could be made," said Wargolet. PSGAsenllOrandco-dlairof SUFAC Bill Homer said, .. If the President of PSGA has a poblem with the Segregated Fees Budget. hcbasnoaJlffllllivebuuovetoiL" UW-Parksidc's Segregated $1,159,397 budget for 18 student organizations and services. The 1992-93 approved budget recommendation would have in- " creased swdent tuition $20.86. With the vetoed budget. $302.86 from each student tuition payment will go to each of the major organizations next year. According to Wargolet theze were two appeals that bad to be heard and in order for an appeal to be lard. there bu to be a budget that can be changed. The budgethadalready passed through the Senate. Of the 18 student organiza- tion budgets. music and athletics were the only two budgets that requested an appeal to the SUFAC recommendation. "The main reason why WC wanted lhis appeal process to go through is to show the univmity that PSGA is willing to wort with the organizations on campus and show them that we have an open door policy, that we II')' to keep the Walley Wargolet "We don't ever want anyone to feel that they can't come back. to at least discuss a problem," Wargolet said. Aftttthe appeals. SUFACwill have anochec meeting to discuss and voce on the appeals. Marth 12, 199i CIA travels to simulation in D.C. by Gwen Heller Managing Editor A ten-member delegation from the UW -Parkside Club for lnterna· tional Affairs will be rraveling to Washington, D.C. for a week of intensive Inter-Arab meetings. The team will be representing Iraq at a political simulation spon- sored by lheArab League Informa- tion Center, the National Council on US-Arab Relations, and the National US-Arab Chamber of Commerce. The Model Arab League is designed to increase the awareness of the role, organization, and per- fonnance of the Arab League by highlighting economic, social , cul - tural, political, and legal issues. The League of Arab States is comprised of21 member states and was founded in 1945 for the pur- pose of coordinating issues related to Arab development and coopera- tion. Delegation members include Head Delegate Paul Pignotti, Ray Wiggins, Dave Towle, Deborah Cutler, Dan Blake, Gwen Heller, Zach Madison, John Spindler, Ja- son Beyer, Arman Mahdasian and AnnRuka. Dr. Gerald Greenfield of the history and international studies departments will advise the group at the conference. The CIA attended the Model Arab League last year, represent. ing the Sudan and Libya. This year's group ha1 spent lhe last two months preparing rt• search for the simulation. In addition to~ding debale sessions with delegations from other universities from the Mid- west and the East coast, the uw. Parkside team will meet the Iraqi ambassador. It will also be briefod by an area expen on Middle Eastern and Iraqi affairs. The club sponsored a bowl-a- thonanda bakesalein onbtoraise the necessary funds for the trip. Additional money was donated by SOC and the student affairs office. The delegation will return to Wisconsin on March 17 and plan~ to conduct presentations on thrir experiences to interested clubs and organizations on campus and in die community. Consortia! pro.gram Coruinuedfrom Page I .. Multicultural-Curriculum" is cur- rently being offered on campus. The new classes include "Teach- ing in Urban Schools," "Urban In - stitutiom." and "African-American History." The new program is slated to begin in the fall of 1992 at UW- Whitewater with a Foundations Seminar. Retlections on Education and Teaching. As with the previ• ous consonial program, studenlS apply to the Master Program at UW- Whitewater and receive their degree from it as well. The co- operativeeff orts of the two univer• sities is for the benefit of the area teachers who want to remain itach• ers as well as their swdents. UW-Parkside mens basketball team target of investigation Coruinuedfrom Page 1 cooperation." The investigation will continue throughout the week and until the matter is fully resolved. The Ath• letic Department will likely then release a f onnal statement of the matter. The im:ident comes al the time head coach Al Schiesser will be replaced after ihe Athletic depllt· ment neglected to renew his CCII· tract. See page B 1 "The decision to not renew his contract had nod!· ing to do with the NCAA invesd· gauon." said Kaplan. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -lJW-P8rk8Ide runner wins NCAA DIVision II Indoor TrICk ~Ip lJVU'IIkSIde SlUdP"' PiUa SIOkm8II places IlII h lIdigan. S1otyon 81 ~ Committee excluded '!IIIClINIll prOC8lU8 cals Iof Ilcomm811dallons 10 go directly to the dBaIor,lIId at Iam saying Isthat • _ be appIOIIiate to have it go 1JolV11hll UIMIsIty Committee..•• IIdId Niu Dudycha, CIlai 0'the ~Comminee. see Page3 see Page 4 Edltorlll 1Ns W8llk's EdtoriaIlocuses on the IIoatd at Regents' approval 0' a IMled anIl-hate speech rule. see Page 8 see Page 10 NUmberof students voting In PSGAelections by year Q~ o 1990 1991 1992 .<-.'). University of WlSCOnsin-Parkside ~ ANGER Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Critical line between undermine the hum . h ane,canng speec and action and IOlerant environment that addressed should cbaracrerize this uni_- sity.I am confidentlbat all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavillC and will offtzequaIIYllllQualifiedcondemnalims. I have been asked by students and staff 10 do something about Ihe individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired as 10what action I should take, I was advised 10remove Ihe perpeIIllIOrSfrom theclasses they were taking; 10expe1lhem from the Univtzsity , llC at the very least 10 find a way 10 pevent Ihem from speaking their mind. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will -au a p_lallan .. I will do none of the above. the VD10DBazaar at Jpm today. All atndeatl, Iac1IJty,llaIr, and Colllinued 0" Page 2 the ItJleI1lI public are welcome. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6. the University gaily introduced in Se)llembtz of of Wisconsin Board of Regents 1989; however, it was ruled unapproved a policy tbat prohibits constitutional by a federal judge racist remarks and other offen- in Milwaukee last year after it sive speech by UW students. was challenged by a group of The policy, which was ap- UW students. proved ~y a vote of 9-6, is the The new policy allows the secondonelObeaddressedbythe UW System 10 punish students Board of Regents. who intend IOdemean thecharac- The original policy was te- teristicS of other students based By SheDa Kaplan Chancellor UW -Parkside has experienced several incidents in Ihe last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimi. dating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarJcs 10 members of Ihe faculty or 10olher students. In each of these incidents, cIear and not very subtleracistorsexist attitudes were discernable. Ipersonally ,andon behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the strongest terms possible all such lICts of deliberate incivility designed 10 Presidential candidate Jerry Brown here today ,I on race, religion or gender. Students are prohibited from using words or symbols that insult llC threaten people, creating a hastOe llCintimidating environment, or provoking an immediaIe violent reaction. Supporters feellhis policy is more narrowly wrinen Iban the previous one which was rejected for il.S intrusion of the Pilat Amendment right JlWIIIIteeing free speech. The anti-halo speech policy wiD be ClllIIDined by _ lawmakmforcommenL Afterbeing reviewed by the legislature, the Board of Regents must give final approval of Ihe policy before it is implemented. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Irealized tbat a simDar phenomenon in Iheconternporaryworldwastakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I bad to address tbat firsL .. InherbookWolfexamineshow the mylh of female beauty has victimized women Ihrough the "violent backIasb against feminism tbat uses images of female beauty as a politicaI weapon against women's advancemenL" She examines the compulsive beaUty mylh as it is perpetuated through literature, mylhology, and Ihe mass media. She also outlines how the mylh keeps ptzpeluating inequality in women's ptz. lIOlIa1andprofessionalreIationsbips,how it damages hererosexuaI love reIalionships, and how it divides _ from one anolhtz. The Beauty Myth also declares a war on Ihe cosmetic, diet, plastic-surgQY, and pornography industries. Wolf points 10the $20 billion a yeat cosmetic industry and Ihe $33 billion diet and Jackie NOes Feature Writer In hoDllC of Women's History Monlh, Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth: How 1II1IJgesof Beauty (JIe Used AgaillSl Wome", will speak at UW-Parl<side IOnight at 7pm in Greenquistl03. TheIectureis free and open 10 the public and is being S)Xlnsored by the Parkside Activities Board, UW -Parkside Women's Center, and the Women's HeaIlh Center at SL Catherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf,28, is a graduate of Yale Univer· sity, where she studied EngIisb literature and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. WhDe spending three years as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began IOdeveIop the idea for The Beauty Myth. "I began 10 write a doctoral thesis tbat made me see how ideas about beaUty were used by 191h and 20th century male writers 10 defend the creative act as being implicitly masculine: Wolf siad. • I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a powtz struggle. NaomIWoII exercise indUSlry as evidence 10howmucb women are ensIaved by the beauty myth. Wolf a1soslreS1e1 themoregrisJystatisticson anorexiaandbulimia,wbicbstrikeamiIlionAmerican Women each year. Anorexia kills 150,000 Colllinued 0" Page 2 1 I I ~erunnerwt 1 NCAA Division IJ Indoor TrO ~Ip lTNMsldestu..... Pua Sll)lcmln places trstklllctigan. Sto,yon B1 ....., Commltt• xclud 'rhlCIIIR sroc:eckl8 ca1s ror nicamme,ldation ID go diecdy to the dlllCIIIDr, ald d I am saying •• be approJliate to have it go trour#1 b University Committee ... • llllldlltu Dudycha. Char of the l)warslyCommittee. See 3 New Dean of l.l)eral Arts IJW-Pnide i - abcu Its nigianal,. and ilessdaon Dwellhoud bedammng l8lllldl Ollallllllanl'am cu limJ-• IIBIBd Howard Cohen, DelnoflbnlMs SeePage4 Edltorlll This week's Edtorial toruses on Ille Bad of Regents' approval of IIVised art-hate speech rule. See Pages SeePage10 Number of students voting In PSGA elections by year ll) ,..,.._,. -vyax, 4111 • 0 1990 1991 1992 University of Wuconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the U\V-Parkside community Critical line between undmnine the humane. caring speech and action and tolerant environment tbac addressed should characterize this univcrBy Sheila Kaplan ChanceDor UW •Parkside has experienced several incidents in the last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimidating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarks to members of the faculty or to other students. In each of these inc · dents. clear and not very subtle racist or sexist attitudes were discemable. I persona1J y ,and on behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the sttongest terms possible all such acts of deliberate incivility designed to sity. I am cmfident lhal all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavim and will offer equally unqualifiedcondemnatioos. I have been asked by students and staff ro do something about the individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired a., to what action I should lake, I was advised to remove the perpetr8l(n from the classes they wm taking; to expel them from the University , m at the very least to find a way to p-event diem from speaking their mind. I will do none of the above. Co"""-d on Page 2 Presidential Candidate Jerry Bron will 1118b • pl'elelltadoll la tbe UDion Bazaar at 3pm today. All ltDdeall, facalty, 1taff, ad the paenl pablic ue welceae. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6, the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved a policy that prohibits racist remarks and other off ensive speech by UW students. The policy, which wa., approved by a vote of 9-6, is the second one to be addressed by the Board of Regents. The original policy was legaily introduced in Sepeemba of 1989; however, it was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge in Milwaukee lut year after it was challenged by a group of uw students. The new policy allows the UW System to punish students who intend to demean the characteristics of other students based on race, religion or gender. Students me prohibited from using words or symbols that insult or threalal people, acating a hostile « intimidating environment, or provoking an immediate violent reaction. Suppcxters feel this policy is more narrowly written than the previous one which was rejected for ill inuusion of the YUII Amendmc:nl ripl guanmteeina free speech. The anti-bale speech policy will be examined by Sl8lC law• matersf«comment. Afterbeing reviewed by lbe legislature. the Board of RegenlS must give final approval of the policy before it is implemenmd. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Jackie Niles Feature Writer In bonm of Women's History Month. Naomi Wolf,authorofTheBtauty Myth: How Images of Btaury are Ustd Against Women, will speak at UW-Partside tonight at 7pm in Greenquist 103. The lecture is free and open to the public and is being sponsored by the Park· sideActivitiesBoard,UW-ParksideWomen"s Center. and the Women•s Health Cena« al SL Calherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf. 28, is a graduate of Yale University, whae she studied English litetanJre and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. While spending three years a., a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began to develop the idea for The Beauty Myth • .. I began to write a doctoral thesis that made me see how ideas about beauty were used by 19th and 20th centwy male writm to def end the creative act as being implicitly masculine." Wolf siad. "I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a power struggle. I realized that a similar phenomenon in thecontemporarywcxidwutakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I had to address that firsL" In her book Wolf examines how the myth of female beauty has victimized women duougb the "violent backlash against feminism that uses images of female beaoty as a political weapon against women's adYancemenL" She examines lhe compulsive bt.auty myth as it is perpeb18led through litenuure, mythology, and the mass media. She also outlines how the myth keeps per• petuating inequality in women's persooal and profes.,ionalrelalionships.how it damages heterosexual love relationships, and how it divides women from one another • The Beauty Myth also declares a war on the cosmetic, diet. plastic-surgery, and pornography industries. Wolf points to the $20 billion a year cosmetic indusuy and the $33 billion diet and NaolDIWolf exerciseindusuyasevidencc IO how much women me emlaved by the beauty myth. Wolf alsosumes themoregrislyllldsticson anorexia and bulimia. whichsmkeamillioo Ameri• can women taeh ycf/1. Anorexia kills 150,000 Co~d 011 Page 2 I I II _~~~~~__ .:- nn ..... h~e~~Ne~w' ~s ~----_-:)'::::fatb:::.;26,~~ !!-,ilANGa'Nns, PlIge 2 Kaplan's message university community 1Ilat"l wen aware ollbe crilicaIliae: must be drawn betweea which is enlilled lDrau~ and action, wbich is IIOl. ~ UWS 17.06(4) of die WIIQInsq AdministraliveCodclllllbskCb! dtat.disciplinary IK:lianC8llbelakea agamstslUdentawhole~ ale words or lICIioaIlIeVlIIIi ~ seriously interfene willldlecary. ing on of Ibe te8dIIIII • ., process. My ..... biM MilliJIIpared 10 act swiflly 1IId~ should Ibis IaaerClleIrile. J Inspite of lhesellllftlleasible incidents, or mayba bctaase 01 Ibem,laslteachllldetelJlIIIIIIlrz of the university l:OIIlIIlunity ~ work with me to pIOICCl die fIle. domofindividualexpasioowhich is the basis of OOrcllliaeareqrie. Co1tlinuedfrom Pagel • This university commODity cannot and most not limit the right of its members to free speech no matter how stopid, erode or offensive .it might be. Once we declare certam speech off-limits and SD~ject to University discipline, we will spend all of our lime drawing umenable dislinctions. We would also provide more alleDlion and credibility to the offensive stalements than they could ever hope to gamer on their own. I am not prepared to provide the intolerant among us with therbetorical high ground that will permit them to portray themselves as the protectors and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this, however, I want to assure the members of the -Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (pAB/WC/WHC) -Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup -Feeus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:3D-5pm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 -Women's Marketplace: lOam-3pm on the Union Bridge Naomi Wolf Cominued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows an too wdl tbeelrel:lJoliIJis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her earIy-. She also says tha1 according to the American SocIetyafPllslicIllll Reconsrructive Surgeons over two million Americans, moflWi female, bad undergone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Uposucdllll,I procedure that socks out fatty tissue, is the fasleSl-growillsafll1lcosmeli surgeries. Wolf regards plasti<: surgery as self' mutilalilln ,dII& CDCllIIIIiilI women to commit violence againSllbemselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide pllIIIllPIIiIl industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the beautY mylb. She also claims that movies. TV, and advertisements have becomCOUl1eISra "soft" sexual pornography. Wolfbas won several awards forher writing. includiDl .. ~, of American Poetsprize (twice),theBeUSPrize,lDlwards6umIbcL)IICo The Robert Browning Society, and the Yale UtID')' Mari& , Her journalism, poetry, and book reviews have appeIIIed b VIiild publications in Britain and the U.s. including Ms., Vene, SplRRJ), Writing Women. The Village Voice Urerary Supplement. die Sun*! TlJIICS, and The Penguin Book ~ Yiddish Poetry. Wdl/aIII ~ Company will publish a volume of Wolf's poelryllCXtyeaf. Sbclll Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many yars. baveled extensively and lives in Scodand and New yom. -Video and Discussion: "Images of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free , Poet Dacey to visit UW-Parkside tomorrow ., GI'lIIIt l.lInea Feature Writer Internationally known poet PbiIip Dacey will visit uw-Parkside tmnOlJOW. March 271h. Prom 9:00-9'.50 he will I8ke pen in an iDronnIIdileUSlion withPlof_ A1aa Sbuelld', 0aIive WritiIII Poetryc:1Isa(CARTI37). Al.- Dacey wiD gi~ • public: poeuy nadine in die OYerIootLounge in die Iibnry. EveI)IlIIC is weloome MboIhocCM;'., Hundreds ~ Dacey', poems have beeII published in IDmay of Iitaary magazines, five run length way.' col1ections,lDlseveral chapbooks. But don't be mislead - Dacey Among his achievements. he bas doesnotwrilCromanticdrivel. His been awarded a Fulbrigbtlecture- poems can be frank, disturbing, or ship to Yugoslavia and two Na- funny, but are always surprising. tional Endowment of the Arts ere- Anyonewbo is inlCreSled in hearllive writing fel1owsbips. ing fresh poeuy from a living per- Dacey'spoemsaredillic:u1tto son(oftenallRcombinationwben c:Jassify since they cover • great studying conege level English) varietyoflOpics. ThepositiveOlll- sbou1d make lime to 8IleDd one of look 1bat penneaICS his poetry sug- these two events. gests that be writes love poems. Philip Dacey's visit is being All aspeclI of life • die spiritual. . sponsored by the Lecture and Fme pbysical, sexual, anotional· are Arts Committee and the English appoached by Dacey in a unique DeplIrlmenL Public Service Announcements COIIPMION FO!lDISABLED GENTLEMAH. ~ a ~rtnlerstandi~ 01the.dewlopmentallydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilIl KenoSh8"*" 29 year old bas good - 01tunor, ertoYs &hopping, eating out and -ng IIIO'IlllS. No extra expense 10volunleef. Ask for more information In Volunteer 0Ific:e. NORTH PARK E1.EIIEN!'ARY SCHOOL NEEDS VOl.lJNTEEl!S- FIIst grade bJIors helping c:bi~ren ~ a one-~-one basis with math, language and reading; filth grade 1UlllISWOIkkGwiIh one or two students needng exira help in math; and library aSSIstant WOIkIng In school library doing varIOUS duties. Volunteer'as 61t1eas 30 minutes a week. Say YESt SCHOOl OF UBERAL ARTS. Kyou are a lileral Arts major and woud Ike 10help out at a special event on campus, please read on. Uberal Arts: A Wo~d of PossiblUties Day, weItf1/III1III. Ap118th needs greeters lIld gUdes lor as 61t1eas one hour between 10:00-2:00. This Is a great oppollUnily 10gel experience and meet influential people. Sign up klday inthe c.eerC8llllt- W1LDLJFE HORIZONS SET ORlENTAlION DATE. ~youln~rested in helping wildlife who are injured or homeless? Jointhe,Wild6fe Horizons,lnc:. YOlunteerslalfbyalleldlQ.- SIIlday, March 29th al2:OO PM at 4828'Rambeau Drive - Racine, Wl Call Joanne at 634-8061 or Usa at 639-0427 if'you can be there or are Interested, but cannol be al meeting. For more information, see carol in the VoNn/ee, OIfice or caJl595·20t1 to,an appointment: . H~r~~a~ ~riday ~al! ~u~ Sunday In the News •Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (PAB/WC/WHC) •Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup •Focus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1 pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:30-Spm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 •Women's Marketplace: 10am-3pm on the Union Bridge • Video and Discu~ion: "hnages of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free Poet Dacey to visit OW-Parkside tomorrow b7Grutl.anea Peature Writer Internationally known poet Philip Dacey will visit UW-Parkside tomorrow, March 271h. Prom 9:00-9:SO he will catc pan in an iafolmaldilcUllionwilbProfcaor Alan Slmclnl'a Oad'le Wrilina Poeuyclm(CART 137). AlDOOD Dicey wiD give I public pc>eCly Nldina in the Overlootl.ouage in the libnly. Evayone ii welcome • boch occllioas. Hundreds of Dacey's poems have been publisbcd in m amy of liunry magazines. five full length collections.and several chapbooks. Among his achievements. he has been awarded a Fulbright lectwesbip to Yugoslavia and two National Endowment of the Arts erealive writing f eDowships. Dac:cy's poems ndifficultto dmify since they cover a great varietyof10pics. Thepositiveoutlook lhat permeates his poetry suggests that be wrileS love poems. All aspeas of life - the spirilUal, physical. sexual. emooonal • n appoacbcd by Dacey in a unique way. Butdon"l be mislead-Dacey does not wri1e romantic drivel. His poems can be frank. disturbing, or funny, but are always surprising. Anyone who is inrerested in bearing fresh poeuy from a living person (oftenararecombinarion when studying college level English) should make time to attend one of these two events. Philip Dacey's visit is being sponsoo:d by the Lecture and F"me Arts Commiuee and the English DepanmenL Kaplan's message ContinutdfromPagt 1. 1bis university community can~ot and must not limit the right of its memberS to free speech no matter how stupid. crude or offensive _it rnight be. Once we declare cawn speech off-limits and subject IO University discipline. we will spend all of our time drawing untenable distinctions. We wouJd also provide more auention and credibility to the offensive sta1ements than they could evez hope IO gamer on their own. I am not prepared IO provide the intolerant among us with the rhetorical high ground that will pennit them to portray themselves as the proleCIOl'S and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this. however, I want to assure the members of the university community lbat 1 well aware of lhe Clilical tiae: must be drawn IJetweea which is entided ID fab~ and action. wbicb is 111. ~ uws 17.06(4)ofllle~ AdministraliwCode1111Ranc1er that_disciplinary acdancanbclaba agamststudentswhaeeilappqrj. ale words or actiam 11evat, 11 seriously intafaea wiidleClry. ing on of lhe ~~lcmning proces.,. My ldm....._ilpe. pared ID act IWifdy IDlldeciiYdy should dtis laaer Clle lrile. In spile of dlele~ incidents. or maybe .._ Ii them, I askeacbandCWIJIIICllber of lhe university community to work with me to prUect die medom of individualcxpe&IUiwbij is the basis of ouraaecacqne. Naomi Wolf Continued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows all too well dledfeclsoCdtis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her early teem. She also says that according to the American SocielJaf PIIBlll1 Reconstructive Surgeons over two million Americans. 87~ or lhcm female, had ondezgone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Lipolslicl, _a procedure lhat sucks out fatty tis.sue, is the fas cc.st-growing flall ~ surgeries. Wolf regards pl.aruc surgery self murilalion dial -,qes women to commit violence against themselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide....,.., industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the bellllJ myth. ~ also claims that movies. TV, and advenisements have become outlelsf« .. soft" sexual pornography. Wolf bas won several awards for hez writing, including• ~J of American Poets prize (twice), the Beus Prize.and wards6amdltLyrt. 1bc Robert Browning Society. and the Yale Litmry Mapziae. . Her journalism, poetry. and boot reviews~ appeared in Vlitd publicatimw in Britain and the U.S. including Ms.. Veno. Sp,e.._! Writing Women, The Village Voice Licerary Supplement. die""""' Tunes. and The Penguin Book of Yiddish Poeay. W-dlillll J,b!Of Company will publish a volume of Wolfs poell'Y next 'jtll/l• 1111 Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many )'CIIL ~ traveled extensively and lives in Scotland and New York. Public Service Announcements COMPANION FOR DISA8lED GENTlEIIAN. Gaina broadertnterstanding of tl8 deWlopmentaltydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilh KenOShl,_ 29 year old has good sense of tunor, erioYS shopping. eating out and seeing movies. No extra expense lO volunteer. Ask for more information in Volunteer Office. NORTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS VO~ First gr_ade Mors helping chi~~ a one-to-one basis with math, language and reading; fiftl grade~ wor1m1 wifl one or two students needrlg extra help In math; and library assistant working In school library doing vanous duties. VOiunteer as &!tie as 30 minutes a week. Say YES! SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS. If you are a ll>eral Ms major and wood Ike to help_out at a special~ on campus, please read on. Liberal Ms: A Wor1d of Possa"bitities Day, wect•dlr Apri 81h needs r,eeters IWld guides for as 6ttle as one hcu between 10:()()..2:00. This is a great oppontllity to get experience and meet influential people. Sign up k>day i1 the caeer~ WILDLIFE HORIZONS SET ORIENTATION DATE. ~ you ln~rested in helping wildlife vt1lo are injured or homeless? Join the Wildlife Horizons, Inc. volunteer staff~ at191d1g a .... &llday, March 29th at 2:00 PM at 4828 Flambeau Drive - Racine. WL can Joanne at 634-8061 or Lisa at 639--0427 if you can be there or are interested, but cannot be at~ For more infonnalion, see carol in the Volmteer Office or caJl 595-2011 for an appointment. -.,...26. 1992 Campus News TIlE RANGa NEWS, Page 3 -Proposed amendment affects facult 8,Latesba ~. Jude was a change in legisIation ~ersonnel guidelines News Editor allowed the System to alte Cohen explained how faculty '*We DOW have the opponu· rules lbatdetennine the ~current andaca,eJemicSlaffarehired. "We riq IIIsleDd a faculty membets faculty probationary periods ~ have different kinds of appoint· ... ~ period for reasons included the number of' ~II1S. Faculty are usually people _ ... Ieave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~~ With a terminal degteC, often a bII1cIIor IaICher improvement." considered for tenure. ore g Ph.D ." _IIiAd HIloLwanI Cohen, Dean of Lib- According to Cohen the "'!Ie can hire a faculty memo bationary period '. pro. ber~thtenure,orwecanhireona CoIJeD is sening 00 a Univer- lengthened throug::'I:e~ terminaI appointment for one or i17olW"1SlXJRsin System woddng sence, a teacher impro ve 0 two yC3lS,and IaIer bring them on JIUlIP ......... . iderin vemCll1 as· a tenure track lin • Coh . IS COIISI g changes signment. or a sabbatical ~, en said, llIpenoanel guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' "TheyBIe being considered for 11die corrent rules would provide member is given a paid ~ facul~ . ten~ but. are only going to be lIIdlIlity in the length of proba- either one semester or a:' ~ODSIderedif they have been here lioI*Y lIIlPOinUnents under ctr- yearfor the purpose of rfonni~c oranum~of~. UsuaIlythis Cllllll&nces determined by the academic studies rela: to ~ :: place m th~ sixth year, but it bd 01Regents. field. . dbesooncrifthcywereteach. 1be-_~.it.t.e.e. ...._~.,"- " ...".."..m· ThiSl•Snormallygrantedafter mgsoTmheewachaedreee1se.." staff . 18*YllldhaditsflfSlmcclingon aminimumofsevenyearscontin- .DUC are hired ....... -IlL It . f' ei one year at a time, and evenlllaI1y _....... ... .I.IId admiCnOisIIS1SlS 0 eIght ued s"ervtce to a university . have u''-u-..,..year contrsets. UW· -, trators repre- It used to be if you had a PalbideaIsohiresad' tfacul t..'.l..IOt"iffeltldUWcampusesand sabbaticaIorleaveofabsenee,then whoare part.limeanJ:hiredbty DltlIIbers from the Sys. ~ou could extend the amount of semester. y _ofIice. . . time [before tenure review). ID Academicstaffwhoaren'tCac. '"1be quesuoo IS w~t other order to do that you had to be off u1ty, but work at the university in .... sbou1d be permitted for campus, full time. • the advising center or in adm' • 01"""" lCIIure review periods," 'Now the legislation says thai mons are hired on probation ~ ?,-said. Committee,~~ent if the university wantstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint. IS dial pBIelllaI responslbiliues of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIrioI for a ~ child or aging they can do that. This now in· "This rule only applies 19 fac· JBeIIlI, or haVlDg a long-term ill· cludes the possibility of extending u1ty who are onlenure track, who ... Ibat doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some· areprobationarytowardtenureand I.e.a,ve.,wor iOtlhbcr c~~ that one who continues 10 teach," said IIlprobationary academic Slllff. The their ability tomakc Cohen. ruIeisnotreIev8ll1 10anyone else " JI1llPaI iD tbcir academic work "This really conccms the ten- Coben said. ' ~bepoundsforgranlingad. ure-trackfacultywho are hired for According to Cohen, if the dIlicnaI yean for the tenon: reo the pwpose of coming up for ten- committee <kcides that it wants to view, ureandsomenoninsttuclionaIaea- come up with additional reasons ID the last budget cycle there demic staff. • Conlinued on Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeUer MaDaglog Edilllr The UW -Parlcside Fmance Club will transform Molinaro HaIl into Wall Street during the month of April. SlIIdents, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StreetChaIlengebeginsWednes. day, April I, on the fU'Sl floor lobby of Molinaro HaIl. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five trsnsactions and $100,000 of (unaginary)capil8l Alldaytnlding costs SO cents. Hours for trsding are 12pm to 2pm on Monday through Friday. . Discountsapp!ytothosewho attend the Fmance Club's Match 30 meeting featuring Donald 0, Rackl, Vice Plesident and CFO oftheSybronCorpcxation. RackI wiD be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring. cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on registrslion forthe Wall StreetOJaDcnge by attending the presen1lllion in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The ruIcs for the contest BIe simple. Theplaycrwith thehighest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxchanges- NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market, can participate in the Wall Street Challenge. Club members wiD be available to answer questions during the eontest. For further information, caII Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. ID addition III sponsoring the Wall Street simulation, the F.. nance Club is sending six memo bers and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty, to the Financial ManegementAssociationConference ID Chicago 011 Match 26 and 'l:1. The annual meeting is optlI only to members of the Ass0ciation. Major topics of discussion will include cunatt issues in f.. JIlIIICC, the fmanciaI job marIcet, and a Simulatillll of futures and options trading. Membersofthec1ubwho_ auendingthec:onfemJceareMike Coe/Jo, Lori Fosler, Pat PllobIer, Maurizio SiIenzI, and Micbe1le Sahagian. Dodycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ." ..... aN.Jude News Editor Professor Arthur Dudycha, tbair rlthe University Commit· lee,feelstbatpresentfacultypolicy pt'Ol:edures leave the University Committee out of cenain matters in wbicb it should be involved or about which it should be well in· fumed. The University CommillCC ~1Iy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Rights and University Committee as opposed to going directly to the chancel· lor," said Dudycha. .Dudycha fccls that the Uni· versity Committee is not properly included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses fU'Sl send the report or recommendation to the University Committee which then formally . presents it to the chancellor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. 11keeps the University Com· ResponsibilitiesCommiueeinhandling grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrdedby afacultymcm· her, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mauerand make reports orrec· ommendations to the chanceUor. "What I have noled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a recommendation, it is trsnsmitted to the chanceUor through the mittee better apprised of developments, the flow of decisions, and information on this campus that pertains to faculty matters," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha, there are different types of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi· bilities Committee would hear, includinggricvancesandcomp! aints. "The current procedure calls for recommendation 10go directly to thechance1lor, and all lam say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year presidential seat uncontested, with university Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and wiD succeed Erie mittee) seat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 VOleS to 157. Sexton Incumbent senators George wiD replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Suneeta member Bill Homcr on DCXtyear's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan. Deborah Cutler, and The one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-elecred. (Parlcside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner seat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didale Natale. two available senalOrial seats. In addition to the officCf elec· Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threereferendawereincluded one open :,S1U,FAC (IS' egrellate•d• .j. on tIh~e. balIl,oL t., ,,~j The fust, which proposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 ing is thatitmightbe8jljlilljiiate to have it go through the University Committee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation III the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUor and the Boerd of Regents. policy 10designated areas on cam· pus. passed 325 VOICSto 25 I. The ratification of the revised PSOA Constillltion, passed 368 VOICStoS4. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'scontinu· ing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of SlIIdent Gov· ernments (for which $.75 is taken I from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vete of 311 to 109 VOICS. 8, ADdy Patch News Editor ThePalbideSlIIdentOovemment Association has announced the results rlits annual springoffi· cer elections, which were held Mareh 11 and 12. For the office ofPSOA President. current Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesha Jude, 369 votes 10214 and wiD succeed Wally Wargolet in the fall 1992 semester. Felill Aulozzi won the vice· --.:::......:..~~~~~~~~ .......~~ ........ .. 26.1992 - Campus News Proposed amen 11 Latesha • J e Nnrs F.ditor me~~ affi11anec~ faculty personnel guidelines ... _ a c ge m legislation that allowed the System to alter current and Cohen ~plained bow faculty rul that detennine the length of have~~ arc hired. "We "We DOW ha the 0ppOltUIO CllfCDd a faculty m ber'a JPiew period for reas:om ••leaveofa b.,_. a ti reacher improvement.." llidHonnl Cohen. Dean of Lib- 1111 AIIL Cola is tening oo a Univero( Wilccnsin System womng ... dlll is considering chang a,jiiill0Dlld guidelines. A change II• c:mmt rul would provi flldllily in the length or ..., 11JPOintm n cir• c..,-ce, determined by lhe lalldolltelffl Tbccommiuee formed in _.baditsfi m ting Mall 5dL It · of eight ... administra repre- ... clfferenl UW cam and two Iliff manben from the Sys office. ~ question is what oth .... lbould be permitted for ..... eenure review periods." Olllell llid. Commi timent is 1111& pamw resi,oosibiliti or camg (or a new child aging ...._ ti having a long- nn illlblt doesn't requin: ick 111M. or oda circwnsUUl0~ th3 ..,.. wida their ability tom ...-mdM:iracaaCffljC be grounds for grantingad- ..._. ,-a for the ten re- •· ID die budget cycle there ~acuity probationary periods. This ments. different kinds of appoint- ~ludcd the number of years after .th ~ arc usually pcop1o mstJuctors arc hired before bein ~ a ~inal degree. often • considered for tenure. I . According to Cohen the pro. ber ~e can hire a faculty manbationary period wu • . WI tenure.orwccanhircona len:i ned throu~h 8 1!::=: ==-m:~; .:: . • a teacher unprove ment as- a tenure tract line " Cohen said ~ent. or a sabbatical "'"'-· be. • • u~.1 are mgc:onsideredfor A sabbatical is when a f acuity . tenure. but are . ~mber is given a paid leave of coosidered if ~~!°:n ~ be eithe~ one semester or academic foranumbt.rofyears. Usually: year or.the P~ of perfonning takes place in the sixth )'ear but it enuc studies related to their could be-iftt.... ' h fie d. . - .. ..,., were teac • mg 10mewhere else." This is normally granted after minimum of seven years continued service to a university. .. It used to be if you bad a bbatical or leave of absence. lbea you could extend the amount of time [before tenure review). In order to do that you had to be off campus. full time. " '"Now the legislation says that if the university wants to haveother reasons for extending the period lhey can do that. This now includes the possibility of extending the probationary period for someone who continues IO teach," said Cohen. "'1bi5 really concerns the tenure- track faculty who are hired for the purpose of coming up for tenureandsomenoninsuuctionalacadanic staff. " The academic Slaff are hired one year at a time, and eventually have tln-ce-ycar contracts. UWParksidc also hires adjunct faculty who are pan-time and are hired by semester. Academic Slaff whoaren'tfac• ulty, but wort at the university in the advising ccnta or in admission., are hired on probation and can be given indefinite appointments similar to tenure. '°This rule only applies to faculty who are on tenure tract. who me probationary toward tenure and IDprobatjonaly academic Slaff. The rule is not relevant to anyone else," Cohenllid. Accanling to Cohen. if the commiucc decides that it wants to come up with additional reaoos Conlinued on Page JO THI RANGa NEWS. Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer M1oa1h11 Editor The UW-Partside Finance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and S50 savings bonds. Registration for lhe Wall Street Challenge begins Weclnesday. April 1, on die first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee. participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (unaginary)capilll. Alldaytrading costs 50 cents. Hours for trading are 12pm lO 2 pm on Monday through Friday. Discountsapplytolhoscwho aaend theFmanceClub's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. Racki, Vice President and CFO orlhe SybronCorpcxalioo. Ractl will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt SIIUCturing, cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on regisrration forthe Wall S1rect01811enge by aaending rhe presenlldon in Union 104 at noon on Monday. 1bc rules for the contest are simple. 1bcplayerwith the highest Del worth at rhe end of April wim. There is DO short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX. and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can participate in the Wall S1rect Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For further information, call Professor Kevin Dougherty • x2449. In addition ID sponsoring the Wall Stn:e1 simulation, the Fananco Club is aending six members and ill adviser. Dr. Kevm Dougberty, totheFmancial ManagememAs., ocialion Conference in Chicago oa Mardi 26 and '1:1. 1bc 1111aal meeting is open only to members of the Association. Major topics of discussion will include c:urrent issues in finance. the fmancial job mata. and a simulatica of fulmes IRi oplions trading. Mcmbenoflbcclubwboare anendingtbcCOldaalceareMite Coello. Lari Fosler, Pie~. Maurizio Silemi, and MicbeUe Sahagian. Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ., .......... J News Editor PRJfeaor Arthur Dudycha. Oair ~ the University Commit• lee.feels lbatpresent faculty po lie y Jlft)Cedura leave lhc Univmity Onmit1ee out ot c:cnain matters in which it should be invo vcd or about which it should be well inbmed. The University Commiuce recently reviewed the procedures IIICd by the Faculty Rights and Respon.sibilitiesCommiuee in handling grievance procedures. U a grievance is filed by a faculty manber, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattt.t and make rcpons or rec• ommendations to the chancellor. "What I have noted in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee makes a recommendation, it is uansmitted to the chancellor through die University Committee as opposed to going direcdy to the chancel· Jor,• said Dudycha. Dudycha feels that the University Commiuee is not poperty included in the communication chain. He has noted tbal many campuses first send the report or recommendation to the University Commiuee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think tbal it is an excellent idea. It keeps the Univenity Commiuee better apprised of developmenas, the flow of decisions. and information on this campus that pertains lO faculty matters." said Dudycha. Acconling to Dudycha. lbae are different types or hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee would hear, including grievances and complaints. wnte current procedure calls far .recommendationtogodirecdy to the chancelJar, and all I am say- Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year ByADdyPa News F.ditor ThcPamidcSIUdentGovetn · lllent Association has announced the raults of its annual spring officer elections, which were held Man:h 11 and 12. For the office of PSGA Presi• dent, Cmrent Vice-Prcsidenl Eric Bovee dcfealt.d Latesha Jude, 369 VOies to214 and will succeed Wally WargoJct in the fall 1992semester. Felix AuJozzi won the vicepresidential seat uncontested, wilb 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, Suneela Aldc.inapalli, David Towle. Jane Marie Hogan. Deborah Cuder,and Tobin Lindblom all werere--elecled. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer and Ashley Carter won the final two available senatorial seats. Annamaria Sexton won the one open SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocalions Com· miuec) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 votes to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent member Bill Homer on next year's committee. The one available PUAB {Paltside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidare Naaale. In addition to the officer elections. threeref erenda were included on the ballOL ' ' The first. which proposed to extend lhc university smoking A. ELECTION '92 ing is that it might be appropriate to have it go through die University Commiuee as the m,cutive committee of tho faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will pesent this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adopcioa the fall or next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUorand die Bosd or Regents. policy to designated ll'CIS on campus. paacd 325 votes IO 251. The ralification of the revised PSGA ConstibJtion, paaed 368 Yotesto54. The final refc:rcndum, which dealtwith UW-Parbidc"scontinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments (for which $.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester). passed with a vote of 388 to 109 voces. --~~Im Campus News 1'Ju RANGIIl NEWS, Pa&e 3 .. I ~ Proposed amendment affects facult 8y Latesba N. Jude was a change in I 's!atio Ypersonnel guidelines N Edit egr n 1hal Cohc ' nrs or allowed the System to alter c n ~pIaincd bow faculty "We DOW have the opportu- rules that determine the len urn:nt and aca,denuc staff me bired. "We ..,lDalCllda faculty member's facultyprobationaryperiods ~ bavc different kinds of appoint • .... miew period for n:asons included the number of y~ after ~13. Fac~ty me usuaJJy people .. _ Jeave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~ bein With a lamina! degree, often a 1lIIII:aI or laIChcc improvement," considered ~or tenure. ore g Pb.D"•W• ..,_ IIidHoWMlCohen, Dean of Lib- According to Coben th ' e can .w" a faculty memo .. ArlL bationary period ,~ pro. ber ~th tenure, or we can hire on a CobeD is serving 00 a Univer- lengthened tbrougbW:S1prevro;wy termina1 appointment for one or lil7afW"JIl:OOsin System working senee, a teacber impro,:ve 0 ab- two years, and later bring them on JIlIIP dill is considering changes signmem, or a sabbatical ment as- a tcn~ track lin~,C'ohen said IIJ1'i.1III<1 guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' f ul Thcymebemgcoosideredfor IIdie ClII1CIlHules would provide member is given a paid ~ ac ~ . ten~ but ,me only going to be lIdl1lIY ill ~ length of PfOb,a- either one semester or a=;:n~c ~::=o~~v~= b= liaI*Y IIJPOmtments under cir- ycarforthepwposcofpem' talces ' , • y CIII"b""t.s determined by the academic studies related::mu: could tacem th~ suth year, but it a.dofRegents. field • sooner ifthey were teaeb· 1bec:ommiuee was formed' Thi , mg somewbere else." ---'bad 'IS t:-. ,m , , IS IS nonnally granted after The academic staff me hired _,... I "...meebDgon a mmlmum of seven years conlin- one year at a time and lUaI1 .... 5th. It ~ of eigbt ued service to a university. bave three-ycar ~ua:;:uvl. IaItJ IIId administrators repre- "It used to be if you had a Palbide also hires adjunc; faculty .-laaclfferent UW campuses and sabbatical or leave of absence, thea whome part-time and me hired by two iliff members from the Sys. you could extend the amount of semester • ofIIce. , , time [before tenure review]. In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac. '"J'bc question IS w~t other order to do that you bad to be off ulty. but work at the university ill .- Ibou1d be pernulted for campus, full time. • the advising center or ill admis· .Iee .'!Il!leDure re~icw JlC:li.ods." . "Now the legislation says that sions me hired on probation and Cllheallid. ComlDluee,~~ent iftheuniversity~tstobaveother can be given iIIdefinite appoint· is Ibat J*CIllII responslbilines of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIriDI for a ~ child or aging they can do thaL This now in- "This rule only applies l\Ifac· JIRIIlS, or bavlDg a Iong-tenn ill· cludes the possibilily of extending ulty who are on lenure traclc, who _ dill doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some- areprohationary toward tenureand leave,or~ CllCwnstanees that one who conlinues to teach," said IllprobationaJyacademicstaff. The .... wilb their ability to make Cohen. rule isDOlrelevant toanyoneelse," )IllIIaI ill their academic work "This really concerns the tell- Cohen said. ~be8l\llllldSfor granlingad- ure-trackfacultywho mehiredfOl' According to Cohen, if the dilioIIIJ yelD for the tenure reo the pwpose of coming up for tell- CIlIIImittee dCcldes that it wants to view. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca- come up with additional ~ In the last budget cycle there demic staff. " Colllinued 011 Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeDer Managing Editor The UW·Parlcside Fmance Club will transfonn Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win S200,SIOO, and S50savings bonds. Registration for the Wall Street Challenge begins Wednesday, April I, on the first Door lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and SI00,OOO of (imaginary)capitaL AlldaylnldiIIg costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Mondsy through Friday. . Disc:oontsappiytothosewbo attend the FmanceClub's MaJch 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacId, Vice President and CFO oftheSybronCOJporation. RackI will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring, cash flow nJllII88CIIICIIl, and agency theory. Save a buck on regislralion fortheWaIIStreetCba1lcnge by auending the presentation in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The rules for the contest are simple. Theplayerwiththebigbest net worth at the end of Apri1 wins. There is no short-sclling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxcbanges-NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- me accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-bow of the stock IIIIII'keI, can participate in the Wall Street CbaIIcngc. Club members will be available to answer questions duriIIg the conlest. For further illformation, call Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449 • In addition to sponsoring the Wall Street simulation. the Fi· nance Club is sending six members and its advisor. Dr. Kevin Dougherty ,totheFmancial Management Association Conference in CbiClt80 on MaJch 26 and 'J:1. The annual meeting is open only IIImembers of the Associalion. Major Illpics of discusaioo will include current issues ill fi· IIIIIICC, the rmancial job marIrct, and a simulation of futures and options trading. MembersofthecJub wboare attendingtheconfcrenceareMilce CoeDo, Lori Foster. Pat PalIJIer, Maurizio SiIenzi, and Micbe1le Sahagian. DUdycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain .7l.atesha N. Jude NnrsEditor Professor Arthur Dudycba, 0Iair of the University Commit· lee,feelslbalpraentfacultypolicy ~ leave the University Cmuniuee out of certain matters in wbicb it sbouJd be involved or about which it should be well in· fooned. The University Committee reeenl1y reviewed the procedures lIIed by the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommitteeinband1ing grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrJ1edbyafacultymem· ber. the Faculty Rigbts and Responsibilities Committee review the matter and make reports or ll:C' ommendations to the cbanceDor. "Wball bave nOled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that wben the Faculty RigblS and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a ll:Commendation, it is transmitted to the cbanceDor througb the University Commiuee as owoscd to going directly to the cbance1- lor," said Dudycba. ,Dudycba feels that the University Commiuee is not properly iIIcJuded ill the communication chain. He bas noted that many campuses rust send the report or recommendation to the University Committee whicb then formally presents it to the cbanceJlor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. Ilkeeps the University Com· miuee better apprised of developments, the Dow of decisions, and information on this campus that peI1ains to faculty matters," said Dudycba. According to Dudycba, tbere me different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rigbts and Responsi. bilities Committee would bear, incJudinggrlevancesandcomplainl3. "The current procedure caI1s for recommendation to go directly to the cbancellor, and aliI am say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year 87 Andy Patdl News Editor TheParlcsideStudentGovem· ment Association bas announced the resuJts of its annual spring officer elcctioos. whicb were held Man:b 11 and 12. For the office of PSG A President, curn:nt Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesba Jude, 369 VOles to 214and will succeed Wally Wargoletin thefalllmsemester. Felix Aulozzi won the vice· ... . presidential seat uncontested, with University Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and will succeed Eric mittee) scat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 votes to 157. SexIOll Incumbent senators George will replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Sunee18 member Bill Horner on next year's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan, DeborabCuder,and nie one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. (Patkside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner scat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didate Natale. two available senatorial seats. In addition to the officer elcc- Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threerefcrendawereincluded one open SUF AC. (Segregated. , on the baI10L ...! " \ ... ' ' • • I ~ •• I I , • • I •• The first, which poposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 J1I'~<GA , . iIIg isthatitmigbt buppop:Weto bave it go througb the University Commiuee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty: Dudycba said. The University Committee will present this recommendatica to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were anycbangc. Any policy changes must be approved by thecbanceDorand the Board of Regents. poJicy to designalIld areas on cam· pus. passed 325 votes to 25 1. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to S4. The final referendum, wbich dealtwitb UW·Parlcside'sconlinuiIIg membership ill the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· ernments (for wbicb S.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vote of 388 to 109 VOleS. Campus News Proposed amendment afTects facu lt 87La .Jud was a change m· l · .. 1no!- y personnel guidelines N .,. .. :. egi.:ua.uun that Cohe • ews LU.Dor allowed the System to al n explained how faculty -We now have lhe opportu- rul that detennine the ~r cwrent and academic staff are hired. .. We ,Jq., extend a m bets faculty probationary periO:~ have different kinds of appoint- ... .mew period for •-out~ includedtbenum~of • after ~ts. Fac~yareusuallypeop]o ,,,_ dlln leave of a,-~ b- instructors arc hired be:~ wnb a laminal degree. often a lllicll or tracber improvement." considered Ci ore I Ph.D. " or tenure. "W hire llid Howard of Lib- According to Cohen th bm' • e can a faculty mem- • AIIL bationary period • ; pro- '?th tenure,orwecanhireona Colail · goo a n·v • lengthened throughw:-'l~~ab-Y terminal appoinunent for one or o(W'IICOIISi.n System workin sencc • ve O two years. and Iara bring lhem on . con . deri ban • teacher unprovement as- a tenure ttack line • Cohen "d. paap ng c g gnmeni. or a sabbatical .. . • sai .,,...net guid . A change A sabbatical is when~ fac ulty . ten n: are being~ for II die Clfflllt ru1 would pro . member is given a paid lea or ~ t .are only going 10 be llaHilY in die l g1h o proba- either one mester or acad ve . ~onsubed if they have been here dalllrY appoinbn n under cir- year for the purpose of rror::c or a num~ of~-Usually this ClfflllM('A':• de termined by th emic studies re1S: 10 u-J, = ~ m ~ sixth year, but it a.II of'Regen fie d. . sooner if they were reach- Tbc c:ommiuee fi ed · Th• • mg 10111ewhere else." . ~ m . . is is nonnally granted after The academic staff are hired --,aactba,h fi m nngon minimum of seven years conlin- one year at 8 time and tualJ 5th. It . . · of eight ued ~ce to a university. have ~year c'onW::a uv/. lll:IIMy IDd admi.nis tra rcpre- 1! used to be if you had a Parkside also hires adjunct faculty --.clffaallUWcam11>USesaioo bbabcalorleavcofabsence, lhen whoare pan-timeandarehiredby two lllfl' members from th Sys- you could extend the amo unt of semester •office. . , time {before tenure review) . In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac• -rll8 quesuon w~t other orde.r 10 do that you had 10 be off ulty, but work at the university in ..,.. should be J?C'ffl•ued for campus. full time. " the advising center or in admis- .-1~ lellure re ~w period,." . "N~w the legislation says thal sions are hired on probation and Cdleallid. Com m, .. -~en iftheun1versity~tstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint• is Jlllml8.l resi,ons1b11itJes of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. Cllina for a ~ child aging &hey can do lhaL This now in- '"This rule only applies to facplRIIIS. or baVJng a g- nn ilJ . eludes the possibility of exte nding ulty who are on tenme b'aek. who lbal doesn't require sick the probationary period for some- areprobationa,y10wardtenmeand ~ or Olber circurnstBJ11CCS lha o who continues to teach," said toprobationaryacademicsiaff. The mfere widl their "lity ro m Cohen. rule is not relevant 10anyonedse," Jnpaa in their acadclluc --nus really concerm the ten- Cohen said. ~be pounds forgrantin - ure-trackfacultywbo arehired for According 10 Cohen, if the ~ years for the ten die purpose of coming up for ten. committee decides that it wants to WIDW. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca. come up with additional remons In Ibo llll budg cycle there dcmic staff. " Conanued on Pag, JO THI RANGn Nsws, Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer Managing Editor The UW-Parbide Fmance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street dilling the month of April. Students, faculty. and staff can play lhe stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StteetCballengebeginsWednesday, April 1, on lhe first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (imaginary)capilal. Alldaylrading costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Monday through Friday • Discountsapplytothosewho attend the Finance Club's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacJcJ, Vice President and CFO of the Sybron Corporation. Racki will be speaking on leveraged buyouts. debt structuring. cash t1ow management, and agency theory. Save a buck on registration for the WaU StreetOJaDenge by aaending tbe presentation in Union 104atnoononMonday. The rules for the contest are simple. lbcpJayerwiththehigbest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can panicipate in the Wall S11eet Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For fmther information, calJ Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. In addition to sponsoring the Wall Stteet simulation, the Financo Club is sending six memben and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty,totbeFmancial Management As.,ociation Confezence in Chicago oa March 26 and 27. The armual meeting is open only to members or the Association. Major topics of discussion will include current issues in finance. the fmancial job market. and a simulation of futures and options trading. Membetsoftbcclub wboare attendingtbeconfmnc:earcMike Coello. Lori Fosler, Pit Pmlder, Maurizio Silcnzi, and Michello Sahagim Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain 17 J-awsha N. J N Editor Professor Arthur dycba, Chair ~ lbc Univemty Committee_ fecls dial present faculty policy llft)Cecbua leave Che Univemty Camoiuee out of certain maum in which it hould be involved or about which il should be well inbmcd. The University Commiuee ll!Cendy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Righu and ResponsibilitiesCommiueein haadling grievance pocedures. If a grieYaDCCisfiledbyafacultymem• ta, die Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattaand make reports or recommendations to the chancellor. "Whal I have noted in looking 8l the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibiliticsCommiuee malccs a recommendation, it is ttan smitted to the chancellor through the University Committee as on,osed 10 going directly to the chancel• lor," said Dudycha. . Dudycha feels that lhe Univasity Committee is nol p-operty included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses first send the report or recommendation 10 the University Committee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think that it is an excellent idea. It keeps the University Committee beua apprised of developments, the now of decisions. and information on this campus that penains 10 faculty mauen," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha. there are different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi• bilities Commiuee would bear, including grievances and complaints. "The current procedme calls for recommendation to go directly to the chancellor, and all I am say• Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year By Andy Pa NnnF.ditor ThePalbidcStudent Government Association has announced the ~ts exits annual spring officer elections, which we re held Marth 11 and 12. For lhe office of PSGA President, current Vice-President Eric Bovee defClled Latesha Jude , 369 VOies to 214and will succeed Wally Wargolct in the fall 1992 semester. Felix Aulou.i won the vicepresidential seat unconrested. widl 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, suneeca Aklcinapalli, Da vid Towle, Jane Marie Hogan, Debotah Cutler.and TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer an d Ashley Carter won the final two available senaiorial seats. Annamaria Sexton wo n the one open SUFAC (S egreg ated ' Univenity Fee Allocations Com· m.iuee) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 V01eS to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent mcmberBillHomeronnextyear's committee. The one available PUAB (Palkside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidate Natale. In addition to the officer elections, threeref erenda were included on the balJOL ' ' The first. which poposed 10 extend the university smokins ~ ELECTION '92 ingistbalitmightbeappl'Olm8te10 have it go through the University Committee as the executive committee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chancellor and the Board of Regents. policy 10 designaled areas on campus. passed 325 votes to 251. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to 54. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'sCQDtinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· emments (for which $.7S is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a VOie of 388 10 109 vorcs. Feature ... MmdI26, 1992 TIm 1lANGD NEWS, Page 4 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by GweD HeDer MaDaglDg Edilor All academic iDstilUtions rely upon 1ialsons between the teal:hing ku1ly IIId the senior campus admiDislraIionofficials lOeffeclively proIIIOfe 8IId operaIe a successful IeamiDg environmeDr. UW ·Padtside ca1Is upon iIs fOlD' deans 10 inilialeandsupervisethevila1needs of the academic departments, centers. 8IId pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Co1Ien, Dean of the Scbool ofLibezaI Arts, 1IaDdIes the n:sponsibi1ity mille dsiIy adminislralive fimcIions of Ihirtllen deperlmeDlS on campus ranging from cIramalic lI11S 10 political science. Tbe Cenrer fllr ElI1nic Studies, l1Ie Women's Cent« and the CenrerliJrlnlclmaliooalSlUdiesa1so fall under Coben's jarisdictim However. Coben Sll'eSsellbal dICIe isIIIOIllIOcampus leadership Iban feeding paperwork througb I1Ie appropriare cluumels. '"Jbe day-IO-daypan is untaJI. g!ing snags and lending belp 10 cIeparlmenl3. Tbe more important pan is to Iry and bui1d a long-ferm dIm:tian fer the schoo1,. Coben aidclDringan inrerview in his_ fi11cdoffice in I1Ie Communication Ans building. "1bere are Ibree bnportant JlIrISlOtbaI process. One isto help anicu1ale the goals of l1Ie school with faculty. and where we are in disapeement, Iry 10 bring lbose disagreements closer together. Sel:ond1y. tolly 10 involve as many peopJellJlOllD'bIeill Ihinkinglbout the cIireclioII of the scbooI aad wbere it is aoinJ. FiDaI1y. takina RSJlOIISI'bilityfortbecqan;zationaI pacl usedtollllllrethecbanges pllISible." Co1Ien', primary JeSpoIISibility is 10 admiDisIer the cwriculum, personnel, budget, aad pogram devcIopmcDtcbangesiD IlleSchool ofLibemlAns. 1bisenllli1lweekly I I THE RANGER NEWS IS NOW ACCEPTING APPUCANTS FOR EDITOR· FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 ~equlrements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carryinlJ at least si~ credits per sem,ester Dr; Howard Cohen meetingswilhthedeansoftheothec paper." Coben admiued. UW-Parkside schools, l1Ie associ- Coben. a native of Massachuate vice chancellors, and the vice scus, accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He arrived with the depanment chairs occur from the University of Massachuseveral times during the semester seus, Boston where he had beld the aDd may include cliscussion on the position of associate provost since allocatioo of funds for hiring fac- 1989. Cobenhascoveredthegamut u1ty. of administrative offices over a docade serving as acting deaD of the College of ArlS and Sciences, associatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law andJustice Program at the University of Massachusetts, Boston. Cohen, 47, who is an avid reader and mcquelball player, has been commuting back 10 Boston to visit hiswife and two children. Tbey will permanendy join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha this summer. A1tboughheenjoysuniversity iDsauetioo. CoIIen admil3 1hat adminislllttion is his forte. In the past, Cohen has taught one class per year and hopes IOcontinue 1hat IraditionatUW-Parkside.. Thedean will be teaching a course in his -. decided that administration (work) engaged me. lIike working at the school levelwith departments and helping oth- . ers to teachl'aperwodt isa key concept in accomp1ishingbotblongrangeand IhcIt term goals and problems. "I'm moving around a Jot of specialty (101d, political philosophy, next fall. MIdecided 1hat adminisuation (wodt)engagedmo. Ilikewoddng at tbe school level with departmentsandbelpingolherslOteaeh," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Ubera1 Arts, Cohen addresses the . overall mission and cIiroction of the university as a whole. Minthe models of higber education in the United States there are the big, research instimtions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing," Coben explained. "1ben there are the smaller h'beral arts colleges tbaI stress the preparation of the undergraduate Sludent through general education. Undergraduate teal:hing is themain thing." "UW-Parkside is in Ihemiddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun- IIy that is lIying to redefIne that a Iitde bit by calling us a metropolitan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifIcally. We have obligations to the surrounding region by teaching smdenl3 from the areas and provide services back to them.· • I think that UW-Parkside is clear about ;13 regionaJ role and is less clear o~ how mIlChwe sbouId be demanding resean:h orienlaticll from our faculty. and bow IIUIch weshould be orientingourCUJricll, lum roward broad-based &eaeral education and undergraduate preparation of 0ID'!!hJdents My own view ofitis that wesbouldlly to strike a ba1ance, ,but tIa we~ probably tilted a little bit IDwanI the disciplinary JW:lIICh IIItIdeI,IIId we should IIy and IIIOYC 1IIWaIds the undergraduate preparation model Iwou1dn'twaytbatwe~ far off from wbere I WlllI1dliteto see us." In terms of ClIIIIJllIS inIpore. ments, Cohen wou1d 1ike 10 seek General Educatioa requiJ ........ revised. Ataslcforceofwbitbbeis a member is curreml1 miewiDa the current Breadlh of Knowledge requiremems and will mate recommendations fora_iIladiscip1inary approedl tb8l iIIaIporates team IelIC1ting offaeultyJDelllo bers into tbe curricuIuaL Recondy co11egiale skills Illadjustments have ~ lltbIed fer more cliscussion by the llmvcnily Senate. Changes IOtbeCoUegiale Skills and the BIaddl rlbMJ. edge Program, woald occur through phases ower I eo. rcperiod. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy. University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy. Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 • ..... ~ THI RANGa NEWS, Page 4 Feature Mad 26. 191)2 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by Gwen Heller Manqfna Editor All academic institutions rely upon liaisms between the teachina faculr:y and die senior campus ad· minislralionofficials roeffecdvely promote and operale a successful leaming environment. UW-Paxtaide calls upon its four deans 10 inilialcandsupervisedle vital needs of the academic departmenls. centers. and pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Cohen. Dean of lbc Sdlool ofLibenl Ans.bandies lbc ,esponsibillty of lbc daily ldminisll'ldve functioos of durteen depanmenrs on campus nmging from dramadc ar1S IO political science. 1be Center rm Ethnic Studie- 9. the Women's Center and the Centcrb1111m'D81iona1Studiesalso fall under Cohen's jmisdiction. However, Cohen Stresscl tbal dlere is more 10 campus leadership lhan feeding papawort duough lbc approprialc channels. ""1be day-ro-daypartis unlallgling snags and leoding help to depanments. The more important part is to uy and build a long-term directian rm die school: Cohen aid daring• intaview in bis IIIDfilled offlce in lbcCommunicadma Ans building. -rbere are duee bnponant pststotbalprocess. One is IO help articuJale the goals of the achoo1 with faculty.a where we are in dill&reemcnt. lly ID bring lboeo disagreements closer together. Secondly, touyroinvolveasmany peopleaspcmibleill dlinkioalboul the direc&ion of lbe ICbool and wbae it is aoing. Finally, laking RSp<mibilityf«dle09"izadmal pocessesusedlOmakethecbanges JICIUl'ble. .. Cohen'• primary respoDSl11ili& y is IO administa the cuuiculum. personnel. budgcc. and progl8lll dcvelopmcalrbanpahi lbeScbool ofl.ibaalAIII. 1bisaaillwectly Dr; Howard Coben meetingswiththedeansoftheo&her paper," Cohen admitted. UW-Parkside schools, the associ• Cohen, a native of Massachu• ale vice chancellors, and the vice seus. accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He anived widl the deparlment chairs occur from lhe Univeisity of Massachu• several times during the semester seus. Boston where h had held the and may include discUS&on on tho position of associate provost incc allocatioo of funds fm-hiring fac• 1989. Cohenhascovezcdthegamut ulty. of administrative offices over a decade seiving as acting dean of the College of Arts and Sciences. •1 decided that administration (work) engaged me. I Hke working at the school level with departments and helping others to teach· aswciatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law and Justice Program at the University of Mas• sachuseus. Bosion. Cohen. 47, who is an avid reader and racquelball player, has been commuting back IO Bostoo 10 visit his wife and two children. They will permanently join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha Ibis summer. Paper,vodt is a key concept in accomplisbingbotbloograngeand lhort tam goals and problem.,. -,•m moviq around a Jot of Although he enjoys university imtructioo, Cohen admias that ad· ministration is bis forte. In the put. Cohen bas taught one chm per year and hopes to continue that b'aditioo atUW-Pmkside. The dean will be teaching a course in his THE RANGER NEWS specialty field, political philosophy. next fall. "I decided that administration (wodc) engaged me. I like womng at the school level with depart• mcnL1andhelping others 10 reach," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Libetal Arts. Cohen addresses the overall mission and direction of the university as a whole. "In the models of higher education in the United States there are the big. research institutions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing." Cohen explained. .. Then there are th smaller hl>eial arts colleges that stress the preparation of the undergraduate student through general education. Undergraduate teaching is tbemain thing." .. lJW.P3J'ksideisin them· ddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun• tty that is trying 10 redefine that a little bit by calling us a metropoli• tan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifically. We have obligations to the sur• rounding region by teaching students from the areas and provide services back IO them." " I think that UW-Parlcsid is clear about iL1 regional role and is less clear on bow much we sbou1d be demanding resean:b oricmalic.i from our faculty. and bow IIIUCb we should beoriemingourClllrQ. tum toward broad-baed gaaezai education and undergraduale preparation of our "'8denL,. My own view ofitis lhll wesboakhry to strike a balance, but da we are probably tilted a liule bit toward tbedisciplinary1t:SCa1thmodcl,mc1 we should tty and move ~ the undergraduate preparation model Iwouldn'twaydllltweare far off from where I would lite IO see us." In terms of campm inlJDe. menlS. Cohen would like '>aeedie General Educa&ioa rcquiaw revised. A task fmceof wbicbbeis a member is curremly miewiag the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements and will mate recommendations for amme illadisciplinary appoacb lblt impo, rates team teachingof facaltymembers inlO lhe curriculum. Recenlly collegialc skills Ka adjustments have been llllled b more discussion by die UliYenily Sena&e. Changes tolheCollegiale Skills and the Brelddl cl Kaowledge Programs woald occur through phases o,cr • foal ,ar period. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy, University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 IS NOW ACCBPl'ING APPLICANTS FOR EDITOR FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least six credits per semester -- "()Ke lllaiD, back is the lDclediblelll- •••••UW·Parkside 's FilIII ~ Baule of !be Bands. 0.PridI7, Apri13, six bauds will iiidie .. in !be UDioo Diniug '-'10I1D& it out and JX'Ovethat ... 1MlIdIe (or mela1, whichever ... ~ my be) is bcact thaD !be -nclbow will begin at7:3Opm ... cacII bmI will performfor ... •... ly2SminUles. Among d1eJllllllllsbowcascd in this year's bIIde iDdude last year's ruJUlec· .. ltIciDe', Yery OWD Fruit Salad. Abo performing will be !be IIIIIIII powabouae knowD as Dead FIJ Boy, the pop- rocIccrs Moon SlOYC .... abe 70's sOUDds of laris .. 1, bud rock from JIII!'" d. mI the psycbcdclic ova ... of Full Circle. ~Interviewing: GnldutiDg seniors have becD iavilCd 10panicipate in simulated "'WI willi area pcrsonocl _ ••DG! Friday, April 3. 11Icae"moclt" iDtavicws pve pleCbnaopponuuity to prac- Feature THE RANGEIlNIWS,Page5 .Musicprofessorsto play the fools iDgiDsaumenlStheyhaveD'tp!ayed in years, maybe even cenlUriesl The Parkside Music Club bas carefuUy selected each iDstrumeDt mI music for each penon. 1bete wiU be a recepUoa followiDg the recitaL So_IIId_yourfavorile maslc pot_ 1IIIIb. "fool- ol himself. TbIa will be GIe reclI8I youwiDlIOlWldtomissl RegisIcr NOW by submiuiaa • n:sume to the e- Cen!er, WLLC 0175 1101aler Ibao 110OII011 Friday, MaR:h 27. The Parbide Music Oubpn:- seDts the first aDnual Faculty "Fools- Recilal. The reciIa1 will be held Friday, April3rd at 110OII in Conunu- Dicalion Arts 0118. This recital includes eight music professors, including the bead of the music dej& UDell&, matiDg "fools- of tbemsel-. These profeaon wiD be play- Battle of the Bands dukes it ont Apn'13 Engli"sh majors play role m. sam Mancbester The winner of this . S. ~ D I ' 'eatllrellediotl awardeda paid perforn:: suchasKPublic Euemy. Igma ~au e ta conventIon Mil ukee' eDosha·based MOOD ~ s SWllllledea Music StcveDs blends rock and roll with By ADdy Patcll Joseph CoruadaDdThomasHanly. ~;:'. Second place wimtezs pop 10 achieve a 80UDd DOl UD1ike News EdItor Niles and Shelley, both of WI . awarded a .$2O().OOprize, modem rock icons Poisou or Mr. Wbilemanyofyouwmbaslt. Keoosha,servedaspme\isl(ODeof ~ third place W1IIIIaI will re- Big.l'trbapstbemostunusualap- iDs in !be SUD of some lower- three)aDdcbair,respectively,ina ~lve$IOO.OO. Costfuradmissioa p1iCBDtin this year's lIatt1e is!be IauilUde beach or sittiDg in an of- sessionODDOII·\l'8dilionalstudcDls will be $2 for UW-Plnaide 1lU. UDique,amusiDgKarisma. FeaIur- lice wishing you were, KristiDe eutilled -ne Englisb ~ aDd dmlsand~.for!begenemlpublic. iDsastnmgeb1eDdof70'spopaDd Drcwet,JacquclineNi\es,aDdElise theNou-TladiliooalSIUdeIL-UWCO~ lSbDg of several differ- IIlOdem day "aItemaIive- music SbeUey, members of Sigma Tau Parbide has long been a DBtional e.n~muSIcal styles, this year's par- Karisma is definildy 811 inIaest: Della, played key roles in the leader in the educatilln of DOD-lJlIbClplUlls represent a wide I8Dge of iDs addition 10 the CODIeSl. associ8lioll's anuual c:coveation in ditiOD8l students. ~uenccs. Fruit Sa\ad draws their Add the psycIIedcIic 80UIIds New Orleans. States Andrew McLeaD, proinfluences from thelilcesofLiviDs of Fun Circle (I would guess that At the cooveution, Drewclt, of fessorofEnglish aDd faculty alIvi- Colour,24·7 Spyz,mlvariousrap they an: somewhat influeaced by SouthMilwaukce,readberlilel8ry Ill1'IllUW·Parbide'sTauPsichapandreggaestylCSlOachieveafwJlcy, The Cure) and the bead banliDl anaIysisofJosephConrad's"Heart Ier of Sigma Tau Delli, "Our SIll· cohesive metal SOUDd. heavy metal of Haphazzanl(SItid ofDarlcDess." Theessay,eutil1ed deDlshavereaUyexcelledlOgetOD Dead Fly Boy, alsobased out Row,lroD Maiden), aDd Ibelieve "Moral DecliDe in JosephCoruad's the CODVCDti~ ~- of Racine, utilize heavy, driving wewill haveGiebelluvashowthai 'HeartofOarkncss,'-wasse\ecred Adds 8CliD& chair of !be EDrhythms and scon:hing guitar riffs is sure 10please a wide variety of from an intematioDal competition, glishdepanmeDtCarolLeeSafIiolito slam their IisteDers iDto a people. and. was OD~ of ~ read in a Hu~hes, "We ~ all VC? proud of moshiDg frenzy. Sponsored by PAD, the Fifth &esS1ODdea\ing WIth the works of !bell accomplisbmeDts. They draw their influences Atmua18a11leoftheBaudsshou1d from thrash bands like Metallica be an w:iliDg, enjoyable eYeDt for aDd Anthrax as wen as rap acts all fans of Ioca\ music. practicing for success lice their interviewing skills and market. receive CODSlrUClivefeedback DoD't miss this wexblaopl Taketime IOrdiDe yourinlier· viewiug techniques 8Dd fed _ confideDt as you appU8dl the job Reward Offer CaqJns police is S"'Cti"l informatiou 011sevaalllllSOl¥ed S.. CIIIIIed JWopeIty lbefts wItidI occaned last semeslel' ill the SlIIde8l UIiaL Piopelty wItidI _ Idea includes, a VCR. Il8IC 1iPdaI equipment, a coDection of compact discs, and food service equipmcllL A reward is being offered for iDfonualiOD which will lead to an anest aDd conviaioD of the iDdividua\(s) responsible. Please COIIlIlCl Capus PoIlce at Ext. 24SS if you have iDfonuatioD which may assist iDlbeinvesligation.Jnformationprovided,includingyourideDtity, wiD be held in SUict coofidence. AlGIe tiDleor anothereach of us lias made an 0bservation that we think would improve the campus, wbetber it iDvolves setvices or pwgiams, campus facilities, or instilUtionaI policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace III get in your "two cealS wordI- 8Dd do it in a positive 8Dd c:onstnIClive way. Shortly afleryou _ from Spring Break, you will_ some DeW QUE bu11edn boards in Tallent Hall, Physical EducatiOD, MoIiJwo Hal\, Commllllicalion Ar1s, Union Information Desk,aDdWyllieLibrary/LeamiDgCenlel'.11Iese buUedD boards lie made with a paprika-coIored bacItground aDd will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggestion Cards aDd !be Suggestiort Box. The cards will be picked up each Monday morning for disUibulion 10 the person in charp of the _ of conc:em. !"US the appiOpriate administrator and the cbaDcellor. Each suggestion will be ~ as quictly as possible and formal respoDses 10 the suggestions will be placed on !be ~eun boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a weekly basis at each locauOD, as well as being published in !be Communique aDd The RaDger News. . . . Everyaspeclof!beUDiversity-ourempJoyees,theiraaitudesaDdperf~ourphySlca\ enviroDs,iDc1udingbuildiDg,grouudsandsupportservices;ourprogramsaDd8CUVlbes-c:anhave positive or negative effects ODthe people we ~ and ~ publi~8l1arge. Your su~est1ODS can help to improve our services and image. In addiUOD,yourideas WIll ertabIe us lOachieve o~ goal of providing the hi8best quality university euviroDment in WiscoDsiD ~ the larger regsou. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) NODeof the DeWQUE programs can survive wilhout your persouaI ~Dvolvemeul, soplease 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.OL do yourpart by maItiDg some suggestions or sbariDg some words ofpr1l18C. .69.7-0884 Sundays12:00- 4:~.P.~, J..~.to .;:. ;:;. ,:,~, .:;:.; .. ;::.;: .. :.: .. ;. ~.. ~. ;.. _~._~~~~~~~~:::~::::::-:.~' ~ 1I~ 0'. ,~~..;.,:. --- 20% DISCOUNT cUp &Save This Ad ToAll Parkside students and faculty members only, On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I,D. required. Mustpresentadand J.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler QUE CORNER (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use \ -- Feature Battle of the Bands dukes it out April 3 E 1 · h · 1 1 · Sam Mech r The winner of this . s !lg IS T. maD~orls p a y ro ~ ID Featurt ltction wanled a paid pcrfi COOtestJS SUChasPublicEnemy. tgma .1aU e ta convent}Qfl Tu RANcu Nrws, Page S "()ace again, b t i the mcn,cliblell!• .. .. . UW-Par . de 's Fiftll Aallll Batlle of B 01 Friday, April 3, . bands will · 1k -,e in the Union Dinin Jtaall lO slug it out and pove dlsaedclle (or IDCCll, Wllll·cnc,a 111ememaybe) is -111clbowwill begin M 7:30pm • eacla band will pcnorm Ci iijijiiCRiNldy2Sm in g dlepNIIIIIIID'l¥Cascain this year's blale iDcludc last year•, runner..,_ Rldne's very own Fruit Salad. Milwaukee's SWIUDelfi cxmance ~ Kenosha-based Moon Festival est ~ Stevens blends rock and roll with will be • w:---- place ~ pop to achieve a sound not unlike . arded 1 _$200.00 _pnzc. modem rock icom Poison or Mr. . third place wmnen ~ _re- Big.Pcmaps the most unusual ap- ~• Sl00.00. Castforldmiaioa plic:an1 in this year's battle is lhe will be $2 for UW·Pabiclc Iba- uniQue.amusingKarisma. Fealurdcotsand ~-for lhe seaeiaJ public. ing a strange blend of 70's popancl Consisnng of several differ- modem dav ... i._.....,.... · 1 · cal 1 --.... mUSIC, ~- mUSJ styles, Ibis year's par- Karisma is definiady • inlcrest• !1Ctpants ~ la wide range of ing addition to the contt.8l. ~uences. Frull Salad draws their Add die psycbedclic IOUDds influences from lhe likes of Living of Full Circie (I would goes., that Colour,24-7Spyz.andvariousrap they are somewhat influenced by andre~stylesioachieveafimky, The Cure) and lhe bead banging cohes1ve meral sound. heavy metal of Haphazzad(Skid Dead fly Boy, also ba.,ed out Row, Iron Maiden), and I believe of Racine, utilize heavy, driving we will baveonebellavashowtbai rhythms and scorching guirar riffs is sure to please a wide variety of to slam their listeners into a people. mosbing frenzy. Sponsored by PAB, die Fifth By Andy Patch News F.dltor While many of you were basking in the sun of some lower• lauitude beach or sitting in an office wishing you were, Kristine I)rewt,k.JacquclincNiJes.llldElise Shelley, members of Si&ma Tau Delta, played key roles in the association's annual conven&ion in New Orleans. Al the convention, Drewek, of Souab Milwaukee.read her literary analysisofJosephConrad's"Hean of Darkness." The essay, cnlitled "Moral Decline in Josq,h Conrad's 'Heart of Darlmcss. '" was selecled from an intemational competition, and was one of three read in a ~ dealing with the worts of Joseph Conrad and Thomasffanfy. Niles and SbeJJey, boch of Kenosha, served a., panelist ( one of lhree) and chair, respectively, in a session on non-ttaditional studenas entitled '"The English Major and lheNon-TradiliooalSIUdcm.• UWPmtsidc bas long been a national leader in the educatioo of non-traditional students. Swes Andrew Mclean. professor of English and faculty adviaor to UW-Partside'sTauPsichapter of Sigma Tau Delta, ""Our stu• dents have really excelled 10 get on lhe convention program.• Adds acting chair of the EnglishdepanmemCarotLceSafliociHughes, "'We are all very proud of their accomplishments." J)Crforming will be llelllpoMlbomc wn as Dead Fly Boy. lbe pop- roa.:n Moon Stevens. tbe 70 ' ounds of Karisma, hard rock from lfllhu•.t.. 111d the ·c O¥nJDel ol Ful1 Circle. Career Center They draw their influences Annual Battle of the Bands sbould :" =. ~~ .. i.::= :::..~~-:,~-ror Music professors to play the fools Interviewing: practicing for success TheParbide Music Cld>pre,stnlS the first annual Faculty '"Fools" Recital. ing insbuments they haven't played in years, maybe even cenlWies! The Partsicle Mmic Club has carefully selected each insuument and music for each person. There will be a reception following die JeCital. Gradaaling sm · have been invilCd 10 panici l in simula iamews witb area nen1111'Wlnte1 C JLZI OIi Priday, April 3. lice their in • • skills and market. The recital will be held Friday, April 3rd at noon in Communication Am Dl 18. ne. ""mott· in · ai jabseetas•opp011Unity topnc. R eward Offer C• n,,as pob · ICCIDftl ·infolllJWion on unsolwd S• owned popeny · occamd mt sem=--- ill lhe SIDdeat Uaiaa. Propcny was slOlcD includes. a VCR, ......... equipment_ a coDet · or campact discs, and food service eqaipment. A reward is being offered for information which will lead to an lll'Csl and cooviaioo of die individual(s) responsi ble. P1ea1c coa&acl Campus Police • ExL 2.455 if you have information which may assist in tbeinvesaigation. Inf onnatica provided. including youriden&ity, will be held in strict COll6dence. 20% D ISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's L argest Jeweler Rcgisaer NOW by submiuiq a resume to the Career Center, WU.C D175 nolalerdllD noon on Friday. Mardi rr. QUE CORNER This recilal includes eight music professan. including the bead of the music depariment. mating ""fools• ol lhem9cl¥e:S. These profeaon wiD be play. (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use Atone time or another each of us Im made an ob9elvatioa dial we dlint would improve lhe campus. wbetber it involves savices or programs. campus facililies. or insdau-tional policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace to ,et in your "'two cen11 worth" and do it in a positive and consuuctive way. Shortly afteryouretum &om Spring Break, yoa will 1ee 10111C new QUE bulletin boards in Tallent Hall, Physical F.ducation, Mo1inn Hall, Communication Arts. Union Information Dest,and Wyllie Library/Leaning Center. These bulletin boards are made with a paprib-c:olcnd background and will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggesdon Cards, and the Suggestion Box. The cards will be picked up So come and 1ee your favorilo music: pro(ea,r .... "'fool" of himtelf. Tbis will be one recital you will AOt want IO miss! each Monday morning for dislribution IO the penon in charge ol the area ol concem. ~us die appropriate administrator and the chancellor. Each suggestion will be handled as quietly a., pos.gble and formal responses 10 the suggestions will be placed on the ~etin boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a wealy buis at each locanon, u well as being published in the Communique and The Ranger News.. . . Every~toftheUniversity-ouremployees.thciraumldesamdperfonn~ourphysacal environs. including building.grounds and supponservices; ourprogramsand acbVJlles-~ have positive or negative effects on the people we~ and ~ ~ 11 large.Your SUf:BesbOnS can help to improve our services and image. In addition, )'OUf ~ will ~e us IOachieve ~ goal of providing the highest quality university en~cnt in Wasconsm ~ the larger region. None of the new QUE pograms can survive without your personal involvement. so please do your part by making some suggestions or sharing some wools of praise. •• March 26, 1992 ... THIRA!lGmlNEWS,Page6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats By Sam MBDmester and ADdy PaId. Co1UDIDIsIs This wuk, Sam tuUl Andy wUl relIiew/ 1re latestnleQS~by The WOIIderS/ 1I//."N~,LoW!dE1vis:r~- Ie~d ill 1991 by Polydo, Ltd. This was Andy's pick, so Ire'll g~t tire party ,ollill' ... IfIwere to pick one adjective to summarize the music of The Wonder Stuff, it would be exuberanI, ThesefiveBritonsdisplaysuch a passionate, animated joy in their music that it is difficult for me 10 listen to the majority of lite songs on their release, "Never Loved Elvis," without a smileon my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or 10 changethewodd,butforthesimple pleasure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "The Size of a Cow," "Here Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My ShBclow." These songs, which employ BD immediate, compelling, "Get off your ass andMOVE" sound, exude acharisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder to behold. Thealbum isperformed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well compliments the pleasing toDeand vocals of the work. The subject matter of the album is generally simple in scope, comprised primarilyofupbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about screwed up relationships ("Sleep A1one,""Grolesquejandacouple "society staleIIlent" tracks ("Donatioo,"" lnenia, " "Welcome to the Cheap Seats"). In all cases, the Jyricsarewribenandrenderedwith a channing wit that further augments the group's high accessibility. "The Size of a Cow" and .....Cheap Seats" are particularly DOlCworthyin this respect. Although the aJbum does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ("Donation." "Inertia," "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough to overshadow litis small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care, "we're just one of you· menlality is bestsummed up by lite group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the wallsofthehall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome ·you to the cheap seats." Well, cheap seats or not, The Wonder Stuff's "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, without further adieu, heeeere's Sam. •• "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a groupofmusicianswhoutilizesimplicity to achieve an almost complex sound. Lacking the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess, The Wonder Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politicaJlyaware"groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.EM., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on lite obviousEuropean/Scottish textures withjustatouchofmodemAmerican rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc are the ones that don't dwellon societal problemsandcreate a light, aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songslike"Play" and ''The Size of a Cow" are extremely likeable and display some impressive musicianship and songwriting (highlighted by SCottish tones and patterns). On the downside, "Welcome Andy .,~IfIw~reto pickone adjective to summarize the music olThe Wonder Stuff, it would be tXli" berant," THE RANGER NEWS is looking for staff members for 1992~1993 Call 595-2295 for more info 10 the Cheap Seats," "Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophkal 10 the point of sounding 100 contrived. Vocalist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasaJ range so popular in modem "alternative" music. Drummer Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and guitarist Malc Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell's repertoire of instruments includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition oflltese unusual IOOlsgives "Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, "Never Loved Elvis" is an impressive effort that could lead to bigger 811II bellIl thingsforThe WonderStuff. Wiih emphasis on their SCOUishrOOil and the ability to steer clelr of political preaching, dlese guj! could introduce a new Sl.)'1e 1D!be music world. Grade:B Stay rwu:d IIUt wu.t,foTb, as 11'I move Oil 10 Sam' s /aIe.rt zjscovtt'J, The Hard Corps' debItt, "Dt/Bfo fore DishollOr," . I ..-- -- TnRANGD Niws.Page 6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats B7 Sam Manchester and Andy Patch ColumnJsCS Thu wed, Sam and Andy will reviewtl,, t lalut releaseby Tlte Wonder Stll/f, "Never Loved Elvis, H re• leaud in 1991 by Polydor Ltd. Tltis was Andy's pick, so l,,t' II gel the party rollin' ... lfl WCJe to pick one adjective ro summarize the music of The Wonder Scuff, it would be exuberanL 1besefiveBri1onsdisplaysuch a pmionale, animated joy in their music lhat it is difficult for me to listen to the majority of the songs on their release, .. Never Loved Elvis," without a smile on my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or to change the world, butforthesimple ptemure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "'The Size of a Cow: "He.re Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My Shadow." Tbeac soogs, which employ an immediate. compelling, "Get off yours.wand MOVE" sound.exude a charisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder robehold. Thealbum is performed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well complimelllS the pleasing tone and vocals of the work. The subject matter of the albwn is generally simple in ,cope, comprised primarily of upbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about 9Crewed up relationships ( .. Sleep Alonc,""Grofesquej and a couple "society statement" tracks ('41» nanon:"•Inenia, ""Welcomctothe Cheap Seats;. In all cases. the lyrics arc wriaenandrcnderedwilb a charming wit that further augments the group's high acceaibility. "°The Size of a Cow" and ..... Cheap Seats" arc particuJarly noteworthy in this respect. Although the album does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ( .. Donation," .. Inertia: "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough ro overshadow this small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care. "we're just one of you" mentality is best summed up by the group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the walls of the hall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome you to the cheap seats." Well. cheap seats or not. The Wonder Storrs "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, withouz further adieu, heeeere' s Sam. .. "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a group of musicians who utilize simplicity to achieve an abnost complex sound. I ack:ing the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess. The Wonda Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politically aware" groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.E.M., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on the obvious European/Scottish texnues with just a touch of modem American rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc arc the ones that don't dwell on societal problemsandaeatc a light. aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songs like --Play" and '°The Size of a Cow" arcexuemely likeable and displaysomeim~vemmicianship and songwriting (highlighted by Scottish tones and pattern.,). On the downside, "Welcome THE RANGER NEWS to the Cheap Seats," ''Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophical ro the point of sounding too conUived. V cx:alist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasal range so popular in modem 44altemative" music. Drumme.r Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and gultari t Male Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell' repertoire of instrwnents includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition of these unusual tools gives .. Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, .. Never Loved Elvis" is an imp~ive eff on that is looking for staff members :For 1992-1993 Call 595-2295 for more info ... could lead to bigger and beUtl things for The Wonder Stuff. Widl emphasis on their Scottish rooa and th ability to steer clelr cl political preaching, lbeSe gu)'S could inuoduce a new style ID the music world. Grade: B Stay tUMd next week.folks, OS 11'1 move on to Sam's lalUI tfstOVt'!· The Hard Corps' dtbrd, •Def Bl- /ore Dishonor." .... Feature Volunteers of the Week ApIlUP of 13 UW ·Palbide .... _ being honoo:d Ibis "",1be8-day, spring break 1iplll$avlnD8h, Gettgia tovol- ...... Hlbilat for Humanity. 1btwartdays began It8:00 am I.I1.I.Ic-ad_ediDIt 4:30 pm. Five different SllIgesof lIlJlIIjlkion aUowiDg for a variety rl wut experiences. The S1II- _dlgfootings and filled them widaament. WI8PPed insulation JlIIIlW lIQUIId the outer structure rlalllllse. dug and framed drive- WI" IIId sidewalks, shingled a nd,lIIelIIIIIedand hung dry wall, IIIOIed building materials and 110""";;;;::::." 1IuiIt_ painred a storagebuild- ~v'::-::k~~ iDllIIBlIyplaclofonrtmrib. uting vacation - UW-Parkside students boDored in Savannah, Georgia limo IIIbelping others, the stu- Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg, Lucia dcnlwllllllCerSeamed therecog- Geyer, Keith Gray, Sieve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and DiIionofVolunlCefS of the Week. SeanLinehan,SusanMie1ke,JuIie RoseannMasonoflheUW-Park- 1btsmdents whoparticipatedare Rader, Lisa Rowlands, Christine side slaCf, and Ken Larsen. 8 AsIdey Carter, Doreen Egland, Sager and Ann Thayer. Racineresidenlalsopanicipaled. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will be appearing on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar THREES ART REASONS TO CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college expenses with up to $25,200 from the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Army College Fund... if you qualify. Reason 2: There are over 50 challenging high-tech specialties to choose from. Valuabletraining in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and persona~ qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world ." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer \v. R. Grace and Company These are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your 10cal Army Recruiter. 652·2072 TIIIl RANGu NEWS,Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid- and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 University of Wisconsin·Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplIcations are now avaHable for all types of SIudenl Financial Ald. This Includes aH granlB,loans, and WOlkstudy. To finct out If you are eligible, you naJ&t apply by: April 1, 1992. ApplIcations are now available 110m the Financial Aid 0llIce WLLC 0191. G11& Kenosha's ~ Newest & Hottest \\ Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'. at the Coral Reef! Thursday Dlghts are back! $3 cover a: 900 bottlea ofbeer and 900 nildrlDbl 8-lIpm WhIle Bat .... 'n. 01' dend", to your favorite D.J. Oliver 8pIDI !at 10 tbroagIa the door nce1" free 'Tm a1II'9hIDg the 90'''' T-abkta. Feature Volunt eers of the Week President ial Candidate Jerry Brown will be • appeanng on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar UW-Parksid stud ents honored in Savannah, Georgia Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg. Lucia Geyer, Keith Gray Steve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and Sean Linehan. Susan Mielke.Julie Roseann Mason of the UW-Parlt- Rad r, Lisa Rowlands, Ouistine side staff, and Ken Larsen, a Sager d Ann Thayer. Racineresidentalsoparticipated. THREES ART REASONS 0 CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college .pen es with up to $25,200 from ~e Montg?mery GI Bill Plus the Anny College Fund ... 1f you qualify. Rea on 2: The re are over 50 challenging high-tech p cialties to choose from. Valuable training in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and personal qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job ... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer W.R. Grace and Company TI1ese are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your local Army Re cruiter. 652-2072 T111 RANGu Nsws. Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid~ and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 Universib' of Wisconsin-Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplicatiOns are now avaHable for all types of Sludent Financial Aid. This includes al grants, loans, and work study. To find out If you are eligible, you roost apply by: April 1, 1992. Applications are now available from the Financial Aid Office WLLC 0191 . Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'• at the Coral Reef! Thursday nights are back! $3 cover a 900 bottles of beer and 90t rail drlllbl S.llpm While Usteotna or danctna to yom favorite D.J. Oliver Splnl 1st 50 tbroqla tile door recelff free 'Tm ~ the 80'a" T-slalrta. 302. 58th Street Kenosha. WI 1414) 652-0505 Editorial I Opinion MaJdI 26, 1992 . Letters to the Editor... System will punish SlUdents who wic:cepithets Ibat prowke an immediate violent response from memben of lbe group being iDsu1red. What does this mean? What is considered a provoking epilbet? What would be considered an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't IlIke lbe rights of free speech ~ expiession away from On MaJdl6,lbe University ofWiscon- students. Thisisa placeofhighereducation. . PlDBide Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we 1eam about ouneIves, as attempl 10 eliminate the First wellasOlhets. Il'simportanlforstudents,~ M1elllllnlelllof lbe Consti- for anyone. 10 be able 10 say what they byllppOYingan8llti:l- ------=:...==~.belie~e, ~!"er than ex- III1e. The 1laIe speech _ Ipressmg u m other ways, probibits llICia1 ~ suchasviolence. Educated 'dIets on UW campuses. people will see these people for who they Last year, Fedeml Judge Robert War· really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declaredlbe 1989anti-bateruleUJlCOll- This approved rule still needs 10 be slilUtiona1. It stated that any SbJdent pro- looked at by the legislamre, and then apducing discriminatory remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ins comments, would result in disciplinary limiting free speech won't solve the aclion. problems of racism; education, the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and lime our the only things that but is still 100 vague. ItSlaleS ~t the UW· can put a dent in racism. To the Editor: by Dan Chiappetta When our elecled representatIVes have knowledge of such circumstaneea and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen IUnnlng the show are whining they will take away our jobs If we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was Instituted when Itbecame clearwe were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed Is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of worid-wide-contamlnatlon has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being sweptunderthe lUg. As Pogo said "We have metthe enemy.and he is us." Whenyou'resillingwilhyourgrandchildrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about. ..and how kids used to play outside Inthe open air, in the sun...hey, I don't know about you but Idon' want to be around for that day. And Ican' believe I(te are letting it happen. The recent diatribe launched against Bill Horner, bordered on the ridICUlous. The first thing that stlUCk mewaSlisjust how arbitrary the editorial policy of Th6 Ranger News is. The limit of 250 words per letter Is spelled out for all to see and there Is a commillee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edlfed when he exceeded the Umlt? Why is It that staff writers subjeded him to personal attacks? Iwonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learnof yourown heritage? How many of us actually knoW of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do away with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? Ienjoy the right to think for myseW and would like to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all in this together. Allan Beckmann To the Editor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distributes pr0ducts they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-lhat is stupid. Gabe's Gab We're back, hooray ally ready 10gag, buuatherlball yelling at the lOp of my lungs, "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLE! WHYOOYOU1HINK I ASKED? IT IS A LITILE OBVIOUS TIlATYOUNOLONGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH .WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY.BANGERS IN THE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like, "Not that much, it's just that your nose is peeling." . Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like, butl love 10 see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of hummiDg \hal ecboes Inthe hallways the Iirs\fewdayaofthe_bn8k __ Itia • aympbony of fnJstration _ p~ In ~'"&,_~.-.f."'n~ CI ,Zi~fC:1t1Qi Jill Pinkowski Politile from Parks ide Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by Gabe KIuka nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listen· ing 10 his rhetoric, I have the impresron .hat be is a twin of David DuIcc without DuIcc's racist and anti-semitic background. 1see no promise of political progress with this eendidate. Another candidate is Governor Clinlllll. C!inlOn gives me Ibe stereotypical impression of what a southern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the impressions, the vibrations this candidate's penonapresentslOme. Thisis8lllllhcl'"out of IOUCh" candidate. rdL,.u.I.,. but not least, ""'"' is Jerry BIoML iJ • , so _ _ _ •. •.._,__,,- _'k::,_....._. Ae~cq-i'I-I_ nation states are moving IOW&rd a more democraticsysternofgovernmentandpeaceful co-existence. Wecan'eIect a leader that will continue the present political Sl8lUS-qUO, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in out system. The choice is ours. Let's take a look at the present viable candidates. rust,we have President George Bush. His sr- accomp1ishments include the comlnuationof Republicanec0- nomic and social policies that are destroyinlthe b8sic fahric of .... CXIUJItry. ... ~~o..u by BiD Homer Columnist Spring break is 100 short. Itseems like you go 10 bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready 10 fall asleep in class again. The week in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You Iry andgobacklOs!eep, but you realize that you'U just have II) wail until May. ""'AtDo~ _ thiDa abolItcomlng is--..a-people did ....... _ bleak. My _,is ""'""",;.:;."iao... j lUi -T'tii -.iJ ..e.;,v The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is lime for everyone 10 begin paying serious attention 10 the political events now taking place. The primary election is a form of com· municationthat enables us 10 eo:press our p-r-ef_ for poIilical Jeadenhip candi· w. __ the _1UDity 10 __ far. aN;~ ;maR B&miIIIUC to 6lBs\ as by Dan Chiappetta Sysaem will punish students who wiceepi. thclS dl8l prowke an immediate violent response from members of lhe group being imulled. What does this mean? Whal is considered a provoking epi-, tbct? Wbat would be considtted an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't take the rights of free speech cx- expression away from On Marth 6, lhe University of Wiscon- students. This is a placeof highe.reducation. · Parkside Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we learn about ourselves. as auempt to eliminate the First wellmothers. ll'simponamforstudents,cxi\ nlcmillen& of die Cmsli- for anyone, to be able to say what they by8Al'()Vinganan:1· ----------• belie~c, ~~er than exrule. The bate speech --= ! pressing ll m other ways, prolu"bils racial CX' suchasviolence. Educated dices on UW campuses. people will see ~ people for who lhey Last year, Fedenl Judge Robert War- really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declared the 1989anli-hateruleuncon-- This approved rule still needs to be slitutional. It stat.ed that any student po- looked at by the legislature, and lhen apducing discriminarOly remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ing comments, would result in disciplinary Umiting free speech won't solve the action. problems of racism; education. the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and time our the only dungs that but is still too vague. It states that the UW- can put a dent in racism. Gabe's Gab We 're back, hooray by Gabe Kluka Spring break is too short. It seems like you go to bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready ID fall asleep in class again. The wedt in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You tty and go back to sleep, but yourealizclbal you'll just have 110 wait until May. An imelesting thing aboul coming lleck.macbool ia guessing wbal \)eOple did ewer tbeiT break. My favuile \a - . - ally ready to gag, butralherlhail yelling at the top of my lungs. "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLEtWHYOOYOUnnNK I ASKED? IT IS A LITJ'LE OBVIOUS TifATYOUNOWNGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH •WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY-BANGERS IN 1llE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like. .. Not that much, it•s just that your nose is peeling." Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like. but I love to see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of humming thal echoes in the hallways the first few dayaof lhe post break week. Ii is a aymplMxly or frualradon dial plays in ................... .. ·~ Editorial / Opinion March 26, 1992 Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: The recent dfatrlbe launched against Bill Homer, bordered on the ridiculous. The first thing that struck me was/ls just how arbitrary the editorial policy of The Ranger News is. The llnit of 250 words per letter is spelled out for all to see and there Is a committee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an Idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edited when he exceeded the limit? Why Is it that staff writers subjected him to personal attacks? I wonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learn of your own heritage? How many of us actually know of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do trNay with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? I enjoy the right to think tor myself and would Hke to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all In this together. Allan Beckmann To the Edhor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distnbutes products they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-that is stupid. ·- Politik from Parkside When our elected representatives have knowledge of such circumstances and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen running the show are whining they will take away our jobs if we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was instituted when It became clear we were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of world-wide-contamination has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being swept under the rug. As Pogo said "'We have met the enemy. and he is us.• Whenyou'resittlngwithyourgrandchilclrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about...and how kids used to play outside In the open air, In the sun ... hey, I don't know about you but I don't want to be around for that day. And l can't believe we are letting it happen. JIii Pinkowski Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by BiD Horner Columnist The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is time for everyone to begin paying serious attention to the political events now taking place. The primary election is a fMD of communication that enables us to express our preference for political leadership candidates. w. -- die c,pponunity ., VOie for. nation SlateS are moving toward a more democnlicsysremof governmeruand peaceful co-existence. We can elect a leader that will continue the present political status-quo, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in our sysaem. The choice is ours. Let's lake a look at the present viable candidales. First. we have President George Bush. His greatest accomplishments include the continuation of Republican economic and IOCial policies dial are destroyiq die basic fabric or our country. - ~- nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listening to his rhetoric, I have the impression that he is a twin of David Duke wilhout Dukc•s racist and anti-semitic background. I sec no promise of political progress with this candidate. Another candidate is Govemor Clinton. Clinton gives me lhe slefllOtypical impression of what a soulhern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the imprcSsions. the vibrations lltis candidatc•s persona presents to me. This isanocherNOllt of touch" candidate. Lui. but not least. there uJerry Blown. . --~- aacn._ ..... Wly~_ ~-- Is "'Onllot. _ did ,.,.. blow?'" l"m usually preay DIce _ my • wlJich U usuaUy somedI/J>g corny llirc. "Your I8Dsave it away.· 'Ibis 9OIIlelimes causes dlec:andidale for skin caneer III question imocendy, "Is it really d1a1 noIicable?" By this point I'm usu- ~---:-"" ---_......-~ .. .... -. ......,. .... ...-...- .... y .... _. -,. JlJ<c lustrum ...... AD Ibey have 10 do is 10 ClIOus, "Did IIIIYbody do thehomewort: Ihat wasassigned?" H0mework? Hmmm_. Next week: Word Voodoo professor wmps your brain (even further) -We.......s tty ........ f'ar.. IbQ; _, .J8......eua 'IO~ .br8lIIic:mof6 :I m. .uofUllmU8laetively ..,w:ipaIo in the polldc:al process. This ran we wiD be eIec:tinI the political leader of our COWIUy. 'Ibis individual wiD be able 10 shape future world history. We are at a crossroad in world political hislOry. Thenationsofthe world have a unique opponunity at the present time. Thecold war is over and many :::'ii=7:¥?:";E:i--:': crlaiaand~ theftlSOJlaol"oa-' mW~ .ctlon.. He bas vetoed almost every map' piece 01 legialalion OW' dec:1ed Congress has approVllCl. He is "out of IOUCh"with domestic and foreign policy. Icannot think of one single thing this man has done 10 improve our society. Next there is Pat Buchanan, a political ...... -... "--~ -,. ~ &ut!'O' .......... ,.J..,........ t:1vc , 0 .1I11J.. ~ \a _ OQ\.y _ m who will mt.el"l'Upt ?be 'Pft*CID'. " ... lIlIIgIUIlion. his time we nomina11C4 and elected a candidate who will at least attempt 10make this c:ounUy, and die world, a beuer place. This will not occur with Bush, Buchanan, or Cliaton as our elected leader. VOle for a change. Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'aII picked up at The Ranger News office. Unless Icome back on my knees beg· ging Chops 10 give me another Laissez Faile, I hope everything functions weD within established parameters for everyone at Parlcside. Live long and prosper. Terri has left the building. please have Club Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfunkel songs. The WritingCentercan now bequiet without me bodlering die math lUlorS next door. And 10 DarJeen at die Women's Center, thanks for die wedding dress alterations. Who would have thought with such a baJgain dress Icould aclUally get itlO look die way Iwant it 101 JIiffW.andJoeK.,I'Dbetakinggroupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe,manythanks fordleMel Brooksquote) Inever thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,andTomN.,gooutandbethebestdamn engineerpOssibJe. AIso,thankslOthepeople Idon'tknow forprovidingme with wonder- CuI character descriptions for SIOries IwiD wrire in die fullJre. Kudos definirely go out 10 my professors. Without diem, Iguess Iwouldn't have an education. The bribery money can be madness of what's going on in Americaand just write about what concerns me. A.tf1J'St that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want 10 read what I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors,l realized that Imade at least a few people laugh or think. That's aU Iwanted 10 do. ' But what Ireally want 10 do is get on with my life like so many other college students. So next week I'll be "loading up my trockandmovingIOBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and Iwon't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like 10 use this space 10 thank those involved. Now ,Iknow this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested, please read on. AU others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. "Each one of us bas something 10 say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." .Gwendolyn Brooks rU'Sl,Ithank Mom and Dad for not only fmancing me during extremely hard times bot sticking with me until Igot a degree. Yes, it's an English degree with a writing concemrauon, but I promise it'D be worth iL To Tun Jones, we're in this life together, Thanks for a few ideas for my column, especlaily "Amazing Home Rem· edies." Next comes The RlJIlgerNews and my main man Dan"Chops"OliappeUaforokaying Laissez-Faire. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting rats for my dinner, I'D remember you and think. yeah, maybe Iwas humorous at one time in my life and Chops let meexpress iL Fordlezest of die Ranger SllIff, you can say "I have no idea why she resigned" just (or old time's sake. To Dave and die Gang at die Library, "Don't you be satisfied 'till you dare 10 dance die tides.~ -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while Iwhip this ouL "-Mel Broolr When IflJ'Slcame 10Parkside in the fall of 1989,1 had no idea where I was beaded. Ipickedupapaperwith acolumnwrittenby aratherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. As Iread Ithought, gee, maybe Icould have a column someday. Six months ago I got my wish and lllday, with sliD no ideaof where I' mbeaded, I write my IastLaissez-Faire in a mixture of tears and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is 10 "let alone." I tried 10 let alone aU die ··Make it so." ·Caprain ]ean·Luc Picard EdiJoriDl Nou: So long Terri, we11 miss ya. Notl Tn RANGIlII NIlWS STAFF EdIlOr"~ .._•••__._ ._. .DInIelt CIliIIlPelIa IM..aanayaalnIaiEEddllllro. r__ _ _ _G.swcco.l5iHilealIlrr AsslslanU.JlYlMEdIor . Ama~ News EdItoIs. •• __ •• _._._ ••••• _._ •• l.IIeshI ... ~ PIIc1l feldInEdilclll..___ _.-JudyIlosl-..~HoIIer Ccpy EdlorI. __ •• __ •••.• _ ..llIve ChriIiIIowIId. JIickie Niles . ASapsoirsIsllrE'IdISitOpofrIsElMor ___ ••.•_•_••_•••••• __ • __ ._ _ __ T• I.lledMnAcmlrlOyNld PhdoEdilOf. _ _ .._ MikePaupale CoIumnlst OonAndmwsld,CIoY .. Cook, Shannon Corlllo,T1III Fonnoy. BI ~. GIbe KIukI, $om Manc:heIlaf, Ar6t SlIlPLIlc-Il ~Boba._w.llInnIsClne. Da'Iid Dellish.DIbbIo HI/.orson.GranI \.anon,Som Mal~. BriIn w-.e.tM""",*" JIickie NiIII, CIIig PaprocM. Nwly PIIcIl, EIIe Iu..'="18 .AnnlIlIarIaS- AIIiUIlluIInMsMlrllglr. _._ •..Jadde~ ~A~dvIIolI. ... ..... _. TIlIlIIIY.~AnMdnolwInMec.Dl.Molm. JaonWNlollwlrecll,mSlUIlI RullnIr EucullYtColllM1l8L..lllInIolo~JlickieJohnson.l.IIeoIIa .... Gwen Heller. TIId~. AnnItnnSelllDn, Seal F.SInger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER NEWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood RaId. 1laI2lm KenoehI. WI 5314'-2lIOO EdilllriII (414) ~7 ~ (4'4) 595-2296 The hac" News 10poIbtiIbod overy Thunday during lhe muruty _. A repreoer4Sliv. IlIIIIpIe ml)' be publilllod __ ic ,.. 0","", "".lnaIla IIllI hofidoyI. wha> ............. lettas OXJftllina .imiIiar viowpoinll ore TheRanaor Nows iIwriaoa lIllIodilOd by IllldentI OCUW- recievod. Leaen III lhe Editor IhouJcI be typed end double- Parbidt, who .. IOIoIy.-plllliblo for ill oditcriII policy opoced IIllI include lhe IUlhon _ -uIoec:urity IlIIII'lbor. oad -.. end ldqlbcno ..... bIr. Leaen lIlI)'JIlllea-d 250"""" IIllI .houId be de\i¥aed IIIThe R..... News. Room wu.c D- 139C. bolon S 11ft 01\ MondI)'. Loaen Ihst do .... _Ibo oforemomionod ~ • woII • _ CCIIIlIinlng off .... ive, h'boloulorrnisloading iDronnOlion, wilt berooumod 10 lhe IUlhor 10be .. wri ..... The Rqor Newsreoervalhe right 10edi'letten for spelling end psmmar. LetIer 10 IldIIGr ......, The Raapr News .......... end invIlCI letten III lhe I!dilor. ..- diIspooina, or ....... with 11\ edilOl'ial, III1icIo, or r.- publiIhod in The Ranger News Be wolcomod.u ... mdon' viowpoinll on campus end com- Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'all "Each one of us has something to say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." •Gwendolyn Brooks "Don't yoo be satisfied "till yoo dare to dance the tides • ._. -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while I whip this OUL "•Mtl Broolr.J When I first came to Parkside in the fall of 1989, l had no idea where I was beaded. I picked upa paper with a column written by aralherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. N I read I thought, gee. maybe I could have a colwnn someday. Six month., ago I got my wish and roday. with still no idea of where l' m headed. I write my last Laissez-Faire in a mixture of tan and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is to .. let alone." I lried to let alone all the madness of what's going on in America and just write about what concerns me. At first that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want lo read whal I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors, I realized that I made at least a few people laugh or think. That's all I wanted lo do. But what I really want to do is get on with my life like so many other college studenlS. So next week I'll be "loading up mytruckandmovingtoBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and I won't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like to use this space to thank those involved. Now, I know this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested. please read on. All others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ftrst.1 thank Mom and Dad for not only financing me during exuemely bard times but sticking with me until I got a degree. Yes. it's an English degree with a writing concentration. but I promise it'll be worth iL To TIM Jones. we•re in this life together. Thanks for a few ideas for my column. espccially .. Amazing Home Rem• edies." Next comes The Ranger News and my main man Dan "'Chops"Oiiappeuaforokay• ing Laissez-Fm. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting ralS for my din· ner, I'll remember you and lhink. yeah, maybe I was humorous at one lime in my life and Chops let me express iL For there.st of the Ranger Slaff, you can say .. I have no idea why she resigned" just f<X" old time's sake. To Dave and the Gang Bl the Library, ANGER NEW; Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Rold. Bal 200Q. Kenon, WI S3141·3X>O ~ (414) 595-2287 8usinesa (-414) 595-229S The Ilana• News ia pabtilbed every Thursday durin& !he acadlmic ,-r lll,Cept OY• bnaa and holidays. The Rqer News ii wriDm and ediled by SIUdenu of UWParbid&. who IR IOlcly rwpansibla for ill editorial polq -~ Letta- to &tttar PollcJ The lllDger News aaaregea and lnvi1e1 lcucrJ IO tho SdilCr. I..Aaln diNpeinc. or a,reeing "th Ill . • lr1ide. or fea1m1 published in The R welcomed,u are ru;ien°v· 11 on mu:nity iaues. A repreK'IUlive aamp1e may be published when runcroua )clltn e.tJnNin& 1imiliar viewpoinll are n:cieved. Leaas to tho Editor ahould be typed and~ ,paced and include lhc aUlhon name. IOCul aec:uri1y awnbcr, and cdcphonemamber. Lcaalmayno&aceed250wordJ and 1howd be dtli¥cnd IO The Rqcr News, Room WU.CD- 139C, before 5 pn on Monday. Lettm lhat do not mee& Iha ..roremamonec1 requ1rancnu. • wtU • lhoN c:ianwnlna ofrcnsive,h ormislcadinainl'omwion. willberemmed author IO be n:wntten. The Rager News ruerwa lhc ed11 I for ling and &nmmar. please have Oub Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfwt.lcel songs. The WritingCentercan now be quiet without me bothering the math tutors next door. And IO Darleen at the Women's Center, lhanks for the wedding dress alter· ations. Who would have thought with such I bargain dress I could actually get it IO look the way I want it to! JeffW. andJoeK., I' II be taking groupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe.many thanks for the Mel Brooksquoce) I never thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,and Tom N.,gooutand be the best damn engineerposstble. AJso,thanlcstothepeople I don'tknow for providing me with wonder• ful chamcter descriptions for stories I will write in the future. Kudos definitely go out lo my profe,. sors. Withouttbem,Igues.dwouldn'thave an education. The bn"bery money can be picked up at The Rang~r News office. Unless I come back on my knees beg• ging Chops to give me another Lais.,ez Faire, I hope everything functions well within established parameters for eve,yone at Parlcside. Live Jong and prosper. Teni has left the building. .. Make it so." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard Editorial Nou: So Jong Tern, we'll mis., ya. Not! nm RANGD NEWS STA" Edltor.f...chlef ......... -.,------·---Oarielt~ ManaaingEdla, ___________ Gwe,iHa l.l)'O'iealor_,_, _______ .5cc1t5naer Atsistnl.aylMEdio, ________ , ___ Amaewt News Editors.. ... , ___ , _ , ____ ------·-----· Latesha Jude~ Patch ~Edlcn.. ________ ....JudyBoslaltar.~Helllr ~ Ecllors.... .•. , •• -------···--OM Chmilllwlld, Jackie Niles Spoils EdilOf •• . ____ , __________________ , _______ .... Ttd Mclntyra AsslslantSpo,tsEdilof_,_ ---------1.enAmold PholoEdilor. ____________ , ________ , ... MikePaupo,t Columnists .................. ,.,-.......... -DonAndrewski.Clovn Cook, Shannon Coralo.Ttrri Fo11ney, Bl Horner, CW. Kk1k1. Sam Mn:hllltr, Andy Paach Sllll,__ ___ ...&nllaAJddnal9cbe.a.sld,Omla.tll, David o.bish,Dlbbll Hllvtrson.Gtanl l.arlon,Sam Manchester, Brian MatMn,c.lNNNNrl,Jadde Nilll,Cnilg Papocll,t,AMy Patdl, a. • .::a.,... ______ .Annnns.son ~ &.... ....,, _____________ ,..JaddeJahnlon 1atJAnRtp,_.. ___ r...,,,Adaml.KrfdneMo1ne,OonnaW1111ront AdvllOrL-----.Andnlw Mc:l.eln, Jan Nowak, SIUlft Rubner EncuttveComml DanilleCNlpplla.JaddeJohnson,lMeshaJude, Heller, led McW)fl. AMamaria S.Xlon, Scoa F. Singer. TIlE RANGa Nns,Page 10 Feature Man:h 26, 1992 "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend entertainment By CIIrIs Tlshak view a remmIaIbIc supcmatural Branagh, Andy Garcia, andEmma as he turns from history to mystery ~ted, and her liCeis ruled Feature Writer tbriI1crtbatwilllC8VC}llllguessina Thompson in a sleek romantic in this story_within-a-storyofmur- bymghU1lllriiso~thepasl Fmally, The movie that has been de- untiIthe\ICIYlastfnuncofthefi1m. lhriIIerinvolvingmurder,passion, der, love, and passion- bolh past sh~cannottakellanymoreandher scribed as"oac of the most cxcit- Tommorownighl,at1pm,}lllIC8D rcincamation,andenoughimplau- and present mmdblacksoutherenlirclllCm(ry ing mom of 1991" is coming to witness the PAB prescnllltion of sible plot twists to snare me audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofmepastandprcscnL Allshcbaa Ibc UW. I'latside Unioo Cinema the movie "Dead Again" 011 the cncc into me movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmares. thia weekend. This Friday night UW.1'latsidc campus. nated British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her husband in The story flips from her black 8IId you will havc Ibc oppoI1UDity 10 "Dead Again" stars Kconclh IICIh Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she has been white marriage in the 40's to her life in me present as she tries to remember and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. lisL This Friday night you will get thechancc to ask yowselfthequestion, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, Man:h 27. TicketsareSI for UW -Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and caIl:b the movie that has been called "one of me most pleaswablc movies or 1991." Order YourPersonalized Graduation Announcements Today! YourName I' .~~ fI'· ~ x-.:=:~:...~.~UJ'OUf Deg"ee YourMajor ~~ l.Dokb-delIiIsiJ!PJTbodtstaE Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am - 2:00 pm 4:00 pm • 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Date: Man:b 26. 1992 Depcslt Required: $30.00 Time: 10:00 1ln·2:00 pn, 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Boolcslore /1\ ... C III I ell'. COl. l. I G It Ill'''' 0'" --- 51 JOSTENS Met!: \IIth)OJl' .loIb!nJ ~ lot lull detlIUIl See tlIll'aJITlplde rinlldection on diJplIy 1ll)Gll' mueae-~ .1III_trlC. ..-1.1..... ....:DO·.,..... HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-232012058. • APRIL 15TH _~~ c. Guidelines Continued/rom Page 3 forextending lhc probaIion period it will have to make a recommendation lhatwill bedislributedlOaII of me campuses for review. After input from the adminisuation, faculty govanance. and student governance, it would go back to me Board of Regenll for informal approval The Regents would ask their System lawym todraftabill wbich would be submiucd 10the LegisJa. tive Counsel for review. They would comment on it and reIUIII it to lhc Regents. The Regents Ihen would hold a public bearing and create a final draftoflhatbill which would men be submitU:d 10each house of the legislalure. After 30 days, if the legislative committee docs not object, it would be formally promulgaJed IS an adminislnllive policy or the University System. • THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year March 26, 1992 THIRANGnNIWI.PagelO Feature "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend ente!1ainmetit B7 Chris Tisbak view a remarkable suprmaturaJ Branagh, Andy Garcia. and Emma as be turnS from history to mystery ~ted. and her life is ruled Feature Writer dllillerthatwillleaveyouguessing Thompson in a sleek romantic inthisstory-witbin-a-storyofmur- byrughunareso~tbepast. Finally, The movie dial bas been de- umilthe'YCl)'lastframeoCthefilm. tbrillerinvolvingmmder,passion, det, love, and ~sion- both past sh~cannottakeitanymoreandher scribed as "one oC 1bc most elcit- Tommarownight.at7 pm. you can reincarnation, and enough implau• and p-csenL mmd blacb out herenlire mcmcry ing movies oC 1991" is coming to witness the PAD pesen1ation of sib1e plot twists to snare lhe audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofthepastandpresenL Allshebaa the UW • P8ltside Union Cinema tbe movie "Dead Again" oo the ence into lhe movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmaes. this weekend. This Friday night UW-Parbidc campus. D8led British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her busband in The story flips from her black and you will have the opportunity to ~ Again" stars Keonelb netb Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she bas been white marriage in lhe 40'1 ro her life in the present as she tries 10 Order Your Personalized Graduation Announcements Today! . - YourMajor Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am-2:00 pm 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Order your college ring NOW JOSTENS A II C Ill t CA • a COL L [ G C fl I N G"" Date: March 26. 1992 Depcslt Requlr~ $30.00 Time: 10:00 am-2.-00 pn. 4:00 pm • 6:00 pn -- Place: Bookstore ~ JOSTENS __ )Qlr_,__lor.,._Setow...,...,..rinl~on diJl)lly lll .,...,cd<8e~ HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-2320/2058. -- remernbfz and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. tisL This Friday night you will get the chance to ask yourself the question, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, March 27. Tickets are $1 for UW-Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and carcb the movie that bas been called "one of the most pleasurable movies of 1991." Guidelines Conlirwed from Page 1 for extending lhe probalion period it will have 10 make a recommendation that will be distributed to all of the campuses for review. After input from the adminis• tration. faculty governance, and student governance, il would go back 10 the Board of Regents for informal approval. The Regents would ask their System lawyers todraftabill which would be submiued 10 die Legislative Counsel for review. 1bcy would comment on it and return it to the Regenis. The Regents lhcn would hold a public hearing and create a final draft of that bill which would then be submiued to each house of the legislamrc. After 30 days, if the legislative committee does not objcc:l. it would be formally promu)galed as an administtative policy of die University System. THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year Section B University of Wisconsin-Parkside r:. 0't/·.,:/ R:ki<8:, r,;: S· THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 .. ~,---------, SectionB Stokman strides to NCAA Championship By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .~ula Stokman ran away to viclofy at the NCAA DIVISIon IINational competition in the 3000 meter eventl.ast Satun!ay in Saginaw, Michigan and was not even bred. . "I feltgreat the entire race and even after the race," S31dStokman of her incredible feat, "It was not even a tough race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career at UW -Parkside, carne just one week following another miraculous performance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success forUW-Parksideas a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championshipsandalthough the team and coach DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman 's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor track and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meter race in a time of 4:34.05 setting aRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in the overall team scores. Stokman's stellar performance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finishing time as she failed lQ achieve a personal best, "I pulled ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge. But they just fell behind and wimped out," added Stokman, r-------------=----, Spring Fling Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road tripinRoridalastweek. Here'salook at the results: ~ lfmtten's Softball os.J ...... 3/15 .- 3 Slippery l\ock 4 UW -P 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 '-.. ayne S'D.?UW-PO 3/17 UW-P 18 Kean 11 S . gfield /;VW-P 5 3/19 UW-P 10 Colgate 5 tztoWR 71AY.-P 2 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 UW- E. Strou urg 4 3/20 UW-P 9 Cornell 7 UW-P. Kentuc y 1 3121 Lindenwood 7UW-PO UW-P well 3121 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 Augustana - 2 Florida Southern 10 UW -P 1 - A WRAP-UPON WHATS INSIDE (J Not so hot The women's Softball team was just 3-7 on its Florida Spring Fling trip. B2. (J Quaruple Captains Ranger News baseball team captains, all four of them are featured in Billy Kennedy's Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. oPaula Perfect Rangerwomen's indoor track runner Paula Stokman is the Ranger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Paula won the NCAA Dll National 3000M run last Saturday running away from the competition. B4. oScores, stats and results. Get all the important Ranger stats in the Scoreboard section. B3 oIntramural Scoreboard, B3. -' ...,...~ .. ... ~.... Rangers defeat two D-I teams in 4-5 trip By LEN ANHOLD Asst.-Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road trip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach,F1orida. The Rangers fmished the trip with a 4-5 record, which included two victories against NCAA division I schools. The Rangers started their trip at Rollins College with a 9-3 loss at the hands of Ithaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the' Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirled last year because of tendonitis in her right knee. It Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's alma-matter. ·We played a great game until the ninth: said Peerenboom, "We just had- some mental lapses. • Peerenboomwasejectedfrom the oontest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangecs look another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. with an l1-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bonom of the third when Brad Sterling-hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last lead of the day. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiantcomeback by theRangers, 'r,; healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stokmanqualifiedforthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. "It was really neat to be running in the NCAA's because I did not know I would be doing it, But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." The Rangers scored two runs in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece for theRangers. PaulPhillpis got the loss. The Rangers put a ·W· on the board the following day atDaylona as the Rangersoffense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers SIDleeleven bases. - UW-Parksidewentup 12-2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's player. See Baseball, B2. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B 0 R. .'Ji .. .f . .¥ \. . •. THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 r s Section B tokman strides to NCAA Championship CJ ot so hot Thewomen'sSoftball team was j ust 3- 7 on its Florida prin g Fling trip. B2. O Quaruple Captain Ranger News b ball team captains, all four of them featur din Billy nn dy' Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. D PaulaP rfe t angerwomen's indo r track runner Paula Stokman i the Ranger News Sports A hi t e of the Week. Paula w n the NCAA Dil National 3 M run last Saturday running a ay from the competition. B4. D Scor, st ts and results. Get all th e impo ant anger ta in the Scoreboard section. B3 Dint S or board, BJ. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .1:1ula Stolcman ran away to victory at the NCAA D1V1s1on II National competition in the 3000 me1« ev ent ~ast Saturday in Saginaw• Michigan and was not even tired. . "I felt great the entire race and even after the race." said Stokman of her incredible feaL "It was not even a lO ugh race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career UW-Parkside, came just one week following another miraculous perfonnance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success for UW-Parlcside as a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championships and although the team andcooch DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor ttack and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meterraceinatimeof4:34.05settingaRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in lhe overall team SC re s. Stokrnan's stellar perfonnance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finish ing time as she failed lO achieve a personal besL "I ed ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge, But they just fell behind and wimped out." added Stokman. 1, Alabama A&M 2. Abilene Christian (TX) . Cal State Los Angeles 4. Norfolk State 5. North Dakota State (MN) 6. St. Cloud Siate (MN) .7. UW-Park.slde 8. Cal Swee Bakersfield Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirted last year because of teodonitis in her right knee. It healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stobnanqualified forthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. 0 It was really neat to be running in the NCAA 's because I did not know I would be doing iL But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." Spring Fling Rangers defeat two D-1 teams in 4-5 trip Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road trip inFlorida last week. Here's a look at the results: Wpteo 's Softball ----.•.J ... Slippery }\ock4 UW-P3 •-•-~yne ~Ct!} UW-P 0 3/15 - 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 3/17UW-P 18 Kean 11 3/19 UW-P lO Colgare 5 3/19 SL Xavier 17 UW-P 10 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 3/20 UW-P 9 Comell 7 3/21 Lindenwood 7 UW-P 0 3/21 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 S . gfield~-PS tztown 7 Tlw_-P 2 Mor d (KY) si' -P 4 UW-}(s_E. Strou urg 4 UW-P ~- Kentuc 1 UW-P'<J..owell _I) Augustana ~ 2 Florida Southern 10 UW-P 1 By LENANHOLD ~ Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road lrip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach.Florida. The Rangers finished the aip with a 4-S record, which included two victories against NCAA divi• sion I schools. The Rangers started their trip atRollinsCollege witha9-3lossat the hands of 1thaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's abna-matter. "We played a great game until the ninth," said Peerenboom, "We just had some mental lapses." Peerenboom was ejected from the contest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangers took another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. withan 11-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the third when Brad Sterling hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last leadoftheday. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiant comeback by the Rangers. The Rangers scored two nms in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece f<J" the Rangers. Paul Phillpis got the lms. The Rangers put a "W" on the board the following day at Daytona as the Rangersoff ense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers stole eleven bases. • UW-Parlcside went up 12·2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's playeu See Baseball, B2 , March 26, 1992 RA!'iGBR NEWS SPORTS. Page B2 - Ranger women not so hot inFlorida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The UW-PaJtsidc women's softball team began die season on a sour IIOle losing dleir first five games bef<re finally posIing their fast YicIory in Fbida last week. The Rangers began die season against Slippery Rock (pA.) by Iosing4-3IastSunday. TheRang· en IIIlIIIlIPd IlII1y S hits. J_ Esselman gaw up 10 hilS in die Joss. LaIcr Sunday, !he RaDgcn played Wayrre Slale (Micb.) and 1osI9-o. Wayue Stale 8CCRCI S in the sixth inning 10 put die game away as UW ·Parbidc failed 10get a bit in the game. Pitcher NaIa1ie Xruizcnga took die loss fcJr die Rangers. UW-PaJtside blew two \eads on Monday on their way 10 two more losses. Against Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in die flISt inning before bowing out 60S. Esselman took die loss dropping her record to 0·2. Against Kutztown, UW -Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven runs in die second inning en IOUte lOa 7·2 loss. Kruizenga lost, dr0pping her record 10 0-2- The Rangen conlinued ilS lImd by losing Ihcit fifth strsight on Tuesday 10 Morehead (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-PaJtsidc was losing 4-0 in die game, but came back 10lie the game thanks lOa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff. in die lqI oldie sevenlh inning. However, Morehead won Ihe game in !beir half of the sevenlh inning. UW-Parkside managed 10put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya BerIOg singled in !be winning run, and Michelle Kerkman homered 10 pace Ihe Rangen 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won 10boost herrecord 10 1·2. The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing North· emKentuckyonThursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers 10 a 3-1 victory. In their second game, on Thursday. UW-Parkside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hitter pitched by Esselman (1-2). Esselman struck outfourand wal1cednone,andlanet Rangers get victories over D-I Colgate, Cornell _ upset over a Bob Halllaktout slide at second base, words _ mchanpd but no JIlIIICbcs _ throwL The sIidc obviously woke up die boys from ICeaD, as they SCOftld Dine ,.. in Ibe _t three inninga. The Rqas didD't SlOp scor· ing however. Ia11ying mlUllS in Ihe sixIh, aeventh and elgblb In- Dings. FoarRqashaddulleRBJ pmea IIIll CCIIW.fieIder Dominic DeIrose_ahomerun away from IIitlin& for die c:yc:1e. The Ragas got Iheir first die visioa J victoIy with a Io-S trio umph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MikeCaccioppo,pitch- . ing his first ever collegiale pille, threwseveninnings,givinguponly two runs 10 earn !he victory. Daw Coughlin's Ihird inning doublekeyedasixrunRangcrra1ly as they took die lead fcJr good. Delrose and Greg Green eIICh went 3·S and had three and two steals, respectively; - - "Caccioppo reaDy bnttIed for US," said Peereoboom, "He did a m•ce job"• LaIcr Ibal day. !he Rangers were handed at 17·10 loss at die hands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in !hecighlh 10bring the score 1013-10. SLXavicranaweredwith four runs in the boUom ol thnt inning however. and Ihe Rangers lost 17·10. UW-PaIbide Ihrew six pitchenatSL XavicrbeforebowingouL Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and DebosebeIted a twonm tripIc. Tho next day at Daytona Beach, !he Rangers _ shulOUt by alOUghIeft-banderandWilliam PaIterson s-o. Daw Coug1I1in bad two hilS andPauiPbillipspill:hedninetoogh innings, giving up only one earned run, striIdnS out seven. The Rangers redeemed them· selves later in Ihe day, scoring a 9· 7 viclllr)' against division 1 foe CorneD University. TheRangenaeoredsixrunsin !he second inning and held off seVe eral CorneD comebacks 10 get the -win.Man:Thompson went3-4 with two runs aeored and DeJrose and Sterling had Ihree RBI's each. KellyZie1insldllOlChedasolid performance, giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall gonbe save, allowing one hit in three innings of work. Saturday and Sunday featured !heRangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series wiIh Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shulOUt in the flJ'Sl game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two hits and had only four runnen reach base on die aftanoon. The following day. !he Rang. en oblidged Lindenwood wilh a shulOut of Iheir own. Outfielder ~.~ 'ea ScottFlctcher,pitching for!he sec· ond lime of his career, pill:hed a fOllfhiuerandstruekoutninc. Ron Billsand DcIroseeach went2-3 for !he Rangers. DeJrose also stole three bases for !he Rangers. Peetenboom wasejected in die second for arguing a call. Overall, first year coech Pete Peereoboom was pleased with die trip. "Vie still have 10 put evay· thingtogelherphysicallyandmentally" said ~n:nboom. "but 1 think we proved thnt we can com. pete willi anyone." Mikulski hit a two-run homenm in the victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had 10 play bolh the NCAA Division ndefending champs, and thesecond ran1ced team in !hecoun· try on !he same day. . UW-Parkside managed only three hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Slroik's record 10 1-2. bater in the day, the Rangers SBwtheirrecord slip 103·7 in a 10- 1 loss IOFiorida Southem,thenum· ber two team in Ihe country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruizenga's record -dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher JeaJlDe Esse1mea tossed a no-hitter against Lowell,Mass.ina7.()Rangcr victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine SS4-969S THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT EWw:in& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots ·NOCOVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's Len Anhold. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil ==You'v=e Trie=d the Rest, NflW Stay With the Bell! ~RAN~G~KR~N~EWS~!S~PO~R~TS~, Pa~g~e B~2~ ________________________________ M...;.arcb.;;.:::,:,:26:.:_, l!,!:~ Ranger women not so hot in Florida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The OW-Parkside women's softball team began the season on a sour noac losing their first five games bef<re finally posting their rust victory in Fbida 1am wcet. The Rangers began the season against Slippery Rock (PA.) by bing4-3 lastSunday. 1beRangen manapd only S hits. Jeanne Esselman gave up 10 bits in the loss. Lala' Sunday, the Rangers played Wayne Stare (Mich.) and lost 9-0. Wa~ Sl8le 9COl'Cd Sin the sixth irming 10 put the game away u UW-Partside failed 10 Fl I hit in the game. Pitcher .Nalalie Knm.enp root die Joss f(I' the Rangezs, UW-Parkside blew two leads on Monday on their way to two more losses. Agaimt Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in the first inning before bowing out 6-5. Esselman rook the km dropping her record to 0-2. Against Kutztown, UW-Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven nms in the second inning en route 10a 7-2 loss. Knmenga lost. dropping her record to 0-2. The Rangers continued ics bend by losing their fifth straight an Tuesday to Mon:head (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-Parkside wu losing 4-0 in the game, but c:amc back to tie the game lhanb toa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff, in the rop of the seventh inning. How- BaseJ>all - continued from Bl ever, Morehead won the game in their half of the seventh inning. UW-Palkside managed to put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya Bmog singled in the winning run, and Michelle Kemnan homered to pace the Rangers 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won to boost her record to 1-2, The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing Northern Kentucky on Thursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers to a 3-1 victory, In their second game, on Thursday, UW-Parlcside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hiuu pitched by Esselman (1·2). Esselman struck outfourandwalkednone,andJanet Rangers get victories over D- I Colgate, Cornell w= upset over a Bob Hall takeout slide at secand base. words wcre excbanged but no pancbea were thrown. The slide obviously woke up die boys from Kan. as Ibey a:on,d nine ram iD Ibo next dneinninp, 1be Raacm didn'I IIC>p IC«• in& however, lal1yins six nms in die sixlh. lCvcntb and cigbdl innings. Fourltangrnbad duecRBI pmes llld~-ficlder Doarimc DdrolewasabomelUft away from biUiQg for die cycle. The Raagm got their fimdj. vision I vie1ory wi1b a 10-S uiumph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MiteCaccioppo,pilcbing his first ever collegiate game, threwseveninnings.givingaponly two rum 10 earn the victory. Dave Coughlin's lhint iming doubleteyedasix nmRanprrally as they toot die lead for good. Dehose and Greg Green each went 3-5 and had three and two steals. respectively~ - - "Caccioppo rally battled fClf us," said Peerenboom, '1le did a . job" lllCe • Later tbal day, die Rangers wem handed al 17-10 loss ll &be bands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in the eighth 10 bring the score to 13-10. SLXavietansweredwith four runs in the boUom of that inning however, and she Rangers lost 17-10. UW•Partsidc threw six pilCbersatSL Xavicrbeforebowingout. Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and Delrosebelt.ed a twonm lriplc. The next day at Daytona Beach, the Rangers were shurout by a tough le.ft-hander and William Patterson S-0. Dave Coughlirl bad two hits andPaulPbillipspidledninerough innings, giving up only one earned run. sttildn1 out seven. The Rangers redeemed themselves 1atcr in the day, sccring a 9- 7 vic10ry agains& division I foe Cornell University. 1beRangersacoredsixnmsin the second inning and held off sevaal Cornell comebacks to get the ·wm.Man:Thompsonwent3-4with two runs 9COl"ed and Debose and Sterling had three RBrs each. Kelly Zielinski notchedasolid performance. giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall got the save. allowing one hit in lhree innings of work. Saturday and Sunday feanucd the Rangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series with Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shutout in the first game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two bits and had anly fourlWlDCISreacb t,a,eon die aftanoon. The following day, the Rangers oblidged Lindcnwood with a shurout of their own. Outfielder I l Scott Fletcher, pitching for Ille second time of his career, pitched a four hitter and struck out nine. Ron BillsandDelroseeach went2-3 for the Rangers. Deb-ose also stole three bas for the Rangers. Pemnboom waseject.ed in die second for arguins a call. Overall, first year coach Pele Peacnboom was pleased with the trip. "'We still have 10 put everydung together physically and mentally," said Peerenboom, "but I think we proved that we can comJICIC with anyone.• Milwlski hit a two-nm homerun in &he victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had to play both &he NCAA Division D defending champs, and lhesecond ranked r.eam inthecoun• try on the same day. ' UW-Parkside managed only duee hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Saoik's record IO 1-2. Later in the day, the Rangers saw their recod slip to 3-7 in a 10- 1 loss toFlorida Southem, thenwnber two team in the country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruiz.enga' s record dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher Jeanne F.sselmen tossed a no-hitter against Lowell, Mass. in a 7-0Ranger victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featurin& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's LenAnhold. You've Tried the Rest, Now Stay With the Bat! - NBws SPOIlTS. Page SCOREBOARD March 26. 1992 Wheelchair Basketball o For further information contact Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL UW-Whitewater vs. UW-Parkside Intramural All Stars o Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. Ed. Building Iastem Division r.. IIoDYWIlOd lanya- FoatPlo, lM.D. IliDUaIY Ildcee- Westem Division D~ W L PeL GB W L ". PA 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 4 1 0.800 1.0 0 0 3.55 300 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 3S4 3 3 O.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 2 4 0.333 4.5 0 0 3'10 366 ~ r.. w L I'd. GB W L ". PA .P.ao.B.inII 5 0 1.000 0 0 304 257 4 2 0.667 1.5 0 0 338 331 ::::rfIDm Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 P-NoCut 2 3 DADO 3.0 0 0 426 436 \Ie Irnpnwed 0 5 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 sn ~.:=. 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 348 381 ........ r CllIZ4In Reoullll '1\IeSda, 03131192 SdMdule Iodlloye 6IJoioo e-61 6:OOC Hollywood VI. Jak:c Crew a.a.A..... ;U'" 73 W. Jn1provcd 3' 7:1lOC ReaDy _ VI. W. Jmprovcd IliD UIIY611be \Ioyz $8 7:00 The Boyz VI. Rave :::::" P 105 FauI \'by 94 8:1lOC Foul \'by VI. PIo \IlrdI a- 84 PIo Bini. 48 8:00 SliII tla!y Vl.1Iad BoyI ttxx:.T1t_,03IUM Sdlcdule nl1lnda, 04I02I9Z Sdlcdule I\oIIywood VI. s.M.D. 6:00 Hollywood ... Slnight P·No CuI 7:::1lcOCSIiII tillY VI. Rav. 7:1lOC ReaDy R........ •The Boyz FoIl! Play VI. w. Impovcd 7:00 Jak:c Crew ... s.M.D. Bod \Ioyz VI. Slnighl P 8:1lOC Bad Boy. v.. W.lmpJO¥cd ~ Pro \IinIs v••CwPa Annadiloa 8:00 SliIIos\y v•• Fool Play I.NTRAMURAL CORNER Due to computer failure, Intramural Stats will be available next week. Thank you RANGER NEWS SPORTS STAFF Aerobic Exercize Ifyou want 10participate in a step class here at uw-PllIkside. 8ign below and return 10 Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThursdaYal4:15. Stepswillcosl$2S.00($22atSam'sOub plus $3.00 10 build it up 4 more incbes). We will store steps here at school. Ten must sign up 10have \he class and five mush show up each time 10continue having \he class. Money is due by this Thursday ifwe want 10begin on Monday. Basketball PI>st spring break action is heating up and \he playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams. \he Really Rottens pounded the Pro Birds 84-48. Matt Koehler scored 31 points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. OJad Kawcynzski and Steve 1'ureknetted 14 each for \he Birds. Straight P-No Cut got back on track wi\h a 105-94 win againsl Foul Play. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P. and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Play. StillUglydefeatedTheBoyz61-58behindTIDlKoleno's 19 poin1s. Joe Vandelboffscored 18 for \he Boyz. The Charging Annadillos stayed hot, rolling 10 a 73-35 WCl!oryover We Improved.Jay Rueth and Steve Dahl scored 24 eachfor\he Annadillos. Rob Seidl scored 13 forWe Improved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled \heir way 10a 66-61 win against the Juice Crew. Kevin "The SIUd" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led \he Bad Boys with 13 points a piece. Chad Boerner scored 26 for \he crew. Hollywood looks 10keep it's perfect record intact IODighias they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for complelly updated stalS and scoring leaders next week in \he Ranger News. Due 10 a computer failure, \he statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595·2287 or 595-2267 1M VOLLEYBALL 1M FLOOR HOCKEY Standlngs lIS oJOJIZ619Z W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 1 0.5 1814 1 22.01318 122.0812 Standings lIS oJOJIZ6192 W L GB 5 1 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 o 6 5.0 T_ Hawks Grapplers Pis Doss PSE Team Six Pack Uoorcrs Plungers 454's Tuesday \l3I1olIf% Resul1s Plullsen <!of 454'. Six PackdefHoolas SllIIday 13101 ResulIB Onpplell 5 Pia Dop 4 PSE 3 KiIJer AncadDe 0 (Corfiet) SllIIday I4o'll5In PIayoIrI BeaJ8 4..00 0rappIen'" Pia Do.. 5:00 Hawks VI. PSE .j I , I Taesday 03I311ln P1eyolrl Jle&bt 8:00 Pbma<n VI. Hoolas Bye: Six Pack Tuesday 04/071'». Championship Game 8:00 Six pack ¥s. PbmgerslHootm , 'W'mner Cbamploasblp Game Date '" TIIIIO TBA SCOREBOARD Wheelchair Basketball UW-Whitew fer vs. UW-Parks ·de lntram ral All Stars D Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. d. Building • For further ·nror ation contac Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL F.astern Division Dlvlllca Due to ,_ L ct. GB w L .. PA Bollywaod 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 leaoyROlllnl 4 l 0.800 1.0 0 0 355 300 computer PoalPlaJ 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 lM.D. 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 354 failure, lliDUgly 3 3 o.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 lliceem, 2 4 0.333 4.S 0 0 310 366 Western Division Intramural DMIIGa Stats will be ,_ w L Pct. GB w L ff PA hlBinll 5 0 1.000 - 0 0 304 257 ... 4 2 0.667 l.S 0 0 338 331 available ::::- from Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 II P-NoCut 1 3 0.400 3.0 0 0 426 436 •lmpn,vect 0 s 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 377 next week. ~~ 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 348 381 lad TINlda7 CI.Vl02 Results Tue,daJ aJIJJ/92 Sdaed* Bo,a 61Jaice Crew 61 6:00C HoDywood \II. Mee~ Thank you ~ Annadilb 73 We Improved 3S 7:00C Really Rouem n. We Jsnpoved ~&ly 61 The Boyi SI 7:00 The Boyz vs. Rave P JOS Foul P!ay 94 l:OOC Fcu1 Play vs. Flo Bildl a..riy RClllall 14 Pro Bird• 48 1:00 Slill UalY vs. Bid Boyt llXK:, Tt,urwJay03ilffl Sdledule T1111rtda7 04I02l9Z Sclledule RANGER NEWS 7 Hollywood vs. 5.M.l), 6.-00 Hollywoocf vs. Slmghl P-No Cul illlC SliU Ugly vs. Rave 7:00C Really Rouem vs. The Boyz SPORTS STAFF 7:00 Foal Play vs. We Improved 7:00 Juice Qtlw YI, s.M.D, ::C Bad eo,.w.Slnight P g;O()C Bad Boy• vs. We ImproYccl Jin» Binla vs. CwJinl Annadilol 8:00 Slill ugly v • Foul Play March26, 1992 INTRAMURAL CORNER Aerobic Exercize If you want to participate in a step class here at UW-Parksidc, sign below and return to Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThwsdayat4:1S. Stepswillcost$25.00{$22atSam's0ub plus $3.00 to build it up 4 more inches). We will store sreps here at school. Ten must sign up to have the class and five mush show up each time to continue having the class. Money is due by this Thursday if we want to begin on Monday. Basketball Post spring break action is heating up and the playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams, the Really Rottens pounded the Pro Biros 8448. Man Koehler scored 3 J points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. Olad Kawcynzski and Steve Turek netted 14 each for the Birds. Sttaight P-No Cut got back on track with a 10S-94 win against Foul Ptay. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P, and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Ptay. Still Ugly defeated 1beBoyz6J-58 behind Tun Koleno's 19 points. Joe Vanderhoff scored 18 for 1he Boyz. The Otarging Annadillos stayed bot. rolling u, a 73-35 'lic.tory over We Improved.Jay Roeth and Steve Dahl scored 24 cachfortheAnnadillos. RobSeidlscored 13forWelmproved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled their way u, a 66-61 win against lhe Juice Crew. Kevin "The Stud" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led the Bad Boys with 13 points apiece. Chad Boemer scored 26 for the crew. Hollywood looks to keep it's perfect KCOnl intact tonight as they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for completly updated stats and scoring leaders next week in the Ranger News. Due to a computer failure, the statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595-2287 or 595-2267 IM VOLLEYBALL Standings tu of 03126/92 Team Six Pack Hoorers Plungers 4S4's W L GB S l 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 0 6 s.o Tuesday G3ll4Jn Results Pbmgm def 4'4'• Six Pack def Jloolm TaadaJ 131.UM Playoff• Begin 8:00 Plunacn vs. Hooter• Bye: SixPack Tuesday 04/07/'11. Championship Game 8:00 Six pack vs. Phmgers/Hoorers . W-umer IM FLOOR HOCKEY Standlnp tu o/03/26/9Z T,.. Hawts Grapplas Pig Dogs PSS W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 l 0.5 18 14 1 2 2.0 13 18 I 2 2.0 8 12 Sunday 1310l RelUJts Onpplcn 5 Pl& Dop 4 PSE 3 KiJJer A-nadol O (Corfiet) SadayM'ISM Playoff• .... 4:00 Or~.._ Pig Dogs 5:00 Hawks~ PSB Clwnplomblp Game Date & Tune TBA .... RANGIlII NEWS SPORTS, PageB4 Man:h26,1992 - Ranger quartet to supply punch, leadership in '92 ~~~:.i:.l:llll_••• m..': is1uniorDominicDeirose. Delroso Hit?'? ,..,.·.,.?t, """"',i)]illJ"'" '""""",'.'""""""""".,..... , possesses great speed and therefore was awarded centerfield honors 10 go along with the lead off hiltec. After batting around the .310 clip last year, DeIrose is looking 10 steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to the play of the 10liet, Illinois producL The team's bestathlete and all around bIIlI player rounds out the captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hai1s from 10liet,hasatremendousworkethic, a' quick \lat, and a strong arm to boac. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 3~ games this year. Thompson says this is possible because "our pitching, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well.· Thompson hit .300 last year and WlIIIlS to improve upon 1hal, and possibly hit the .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the RangersarcYtKyoplimistic on having a gmdc "A· season. The Ranger News - .9l.tfifeteof tfie Wee/( Stokman spectacular inNCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, outstanding, tremendous what other words ofpaisetou1dweusetodcscribethetopnotch, 'A'numberone,excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team member Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not allCady have read, Paula is the talk of the campus after wintting the NCAA Dn 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan last week. Stokman ran away from the competition and inlO victory lane with a timeof9:41 winning in more than four seconds Over the nearestcompetitor. As if one National Competition is not enough 10win, Paula lW:O ran awaywitbtheNAlANationaIcompetitiontwowceksagointhetbreemDe race. Stokmanshattered theNAlArccordwith atimeofl6:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran the meet at such a tonid pace !bat some of the tournament officialsand hercoach, Mike DeWitt, thought sbe had not run enough laps andPaulahad 10jwnp out and run one more. But she had run enough and won the meet. Paula, a senior business major who attended SL 10seph high school in Kenosha, was a red-shin last track season witb tendonitis in her right knee. Since sberetumed she has been running personal bests in a1mostall of her races. Ifyou see Paulain the halls and stop IOcongratulate her be sure 10ask her her name first because sbe has an identical twin, Ann, CongratsandhatsofflOPaulaStokmanoftbeUW-ParksideWomen's indoorlnlck team, you are theRllnger News Sports Atbleteofthe Week. Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for tberestoftbe season will undoubtedly be a lOugh one. Coach Peter Peeremboom is relying on four players 10 supply some answersand tbey just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose, and Mark Thompson. Coughlin, aGreen Bay native, will piayrightfieldand willbeaskcd 10give some power to the Rangers . line-up. Coughlin, who spent most oflastyearasadesignatedhiltec,is probablytheteam'smostpowerful hittec. The 22 year-oldSophomore feels that this year's teamhas"great potential and is very motivated 10 win." Leftfieldwillseearegularface throughout this season. Hall, who split time with Coughlin last season, will bea regular starter for the first time in 1992. One of four capI8ins, Hall will be looked 10fer senior leadersbip as well as entbusIasm_ Hall brings 10 the team a YtKy positive attitude and the ability to motivate teammates. "Being pn:pared to win some of the major factorl that faces this team: according 10Hall. "Last ~'Ileam , .. Go Fly A Kile Day. Major Hometown Twin Sister April 1st Enter III' kite contest bJ WIn a ..... 1 Indulge In our WlndV Special Put some Wind In JOur salls . Get outside and enjoY sprIngl Business Kenosha Ann ~=~~:;;;~~=====~i:::::::::!::::::::!:::!:!:!::!'=' Ii:=' ';':',;,''';'';'' .;,.; .... ,;,. ",' ;":' ':';'';;' ';;" ;.:' ':";-":".;.' :..:' ':':".:,;'~' :.:' -:! ••. 1., ••.•••••••..••••••••• March 26, 1992 Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for the rest of the season will undoubtedly be a tough one. Coach Petel Peeremboom is relying on four players to supply some answers and they just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose. and Mark Thompson. Coughlin. a Green Bay native. willpiayrighlfieldandwillbeaskcd to give some power to the Rangers line-up. Coughlin. who spent most of last year as a designaled hiaer. is probably the team's most powerful biaer. The22year-oldSophomore feels that this year's team has"great polential and is very motivated to win." Left.field will see a regular face throughout this season. Hall. who split time with Coughlin last sea• son. will be a regular stana" for the first time in 1992. One of four caplains, Hall will be looked to for senior leadership as well as enthusiasm. Hall brings IO the team a vt:f'J positive attitude and the abil· ity to motivate teammates. "Being prepared to win some of the major facron that faces this aeam: according to Hall. "Last year's tieam was not prepared to win and that . was a big reason fer our disappointing 17-14 record." The third of the four caplains isJuniorDominicDelrose. Dehoso ~ great speed and tbezefore was awarded centerfield honors to go along with the lead off hitter. After batting around &he .370 clip last year, Delrose is looking to steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to lhe play of che Jolie&, Illinois producL The team's best atbJeteand all around ball playei- rounds out rho captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hails from Joliet.hasacremendousworketbic. a· quick bat. and a strong arm to boot. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 35-40 games this year. Thompson says this is possil>le because "our pi re bing, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well." Thompson hit .300 last year and wants to improve upon that. and pombly hit lhe .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the Rangersareveryoptimisticon having a grade'° A" season. ~gercap~~ (from.lefftt>tjght) · BobHalJ. , Dave .Coughlin, DominicDelrosc and Marc ·nonipson wilfμse :, their.: .. talent .. and e~ence to anchor th~ squad this season. Toe, ·foursorn~ is curreqtly battjng a: combined .310 (50 for 159) and have a combined 29 steals. Delrose le?ds the tea~ in hits~ ~t bats and total bases, while Coughlin leads in runs,rbi'sand .s~ea.ts: :_._ The Ral)gers play ili.is .: :w~kend at Rockforq. lllin·ois. ,, ::- . :-: '· .. :,. . . .::::,.:,;=;:;,::;:: :·: .· . ·• ,• .. , . . . . : .,, . -·•.,,, .::1~=,,,·,<,,1i@rn\:. rlsPholl> b MiuP, The Ranger News - J1ltfifete of tfie 'WeeK. Stokman spectacular in NCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, oulSlaDding. tremendous what Olher words of paisecould we use to describe the top notch,• A' number one. excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team memb« Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not already have read. Paula is the talk of the campus after winning the NCAA Dll 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan Jan week. Stokman ran away from the compctilion and into victory Jane with a lime of 9:47 winning in more than four seconds ovei-lhe nearestcompctiUlr. As if one National Compclition is not enough to win, Paula a!.."O ran away with lheNAIANationalcompctition two weeks ago in the three mile race. Stobnan shattered theNAlArecard with a lime of 16:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran lhe meet at such a torrid pace that some of theroumamcntofficialsandhercoach.MikeDeWitt,thoughtshehadnoc run enough laps and Paula had to jwnp out and run one more. But she bad run enough and W(lll the meet. Paula. a senior business major who attended SL Joseph high school in Kenosha. was a red-shin last uacJc season with tendonitis in her right knee. Since shelClUnledsho has been runningpe,sonal bests in ahnostall of her races. If you sec Paula in the halls and stop tocongratulateherbesure to ask her her name first because she bas an identical twin, Ann. Congratsandbatsoff roPaulaStoJananof the UW-Parkside Women"s indoor track team, you arc lheRanger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Major Hometown Twin Sister Business Kenosha Ann April 1st Go fly A Kite Dav Enler OIi kite COldesl ID Win a tree ldlll lndlllge In our Wlndf Special Put some Wind 1n JOUr sails Get Outside and enjay __ , ===========8 26.1992 i·······IIIi·~ Attention Student Leaders: "IP ...., ........ I"arbilk '1111, . SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION April Ist, 3:30pm, Union 104 Motivate your organization wallflowers into bouquets. This session will discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATIVITY IN EVENT PLANNING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming sessions! MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 IBUY ONE : IGET ONE : I for only : I ~~~i• Get a regular six inch : for only 59( when • you buy one of equal • at greater value. • u.M 1off« por coupon. • OO-expim April 3. \992 • I • I Supporting • IHealthy Lifestyles : I • I • INaIth 3?O(,.3Olh Ave. 652-1717 • ISouth 37t9-8Otlt St. 694-1404' I • I • I • I • i ! I • I • I· . • ..~•••• ~••• .I PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS Monday, May 4th, 12noon, Vnion 104 This series is open to all UW·Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. Thursday NigM is UW·Par!si~~N~hH $2.00 $1.00 $1.00 $5.00 Featuring: Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Draft on Tap Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue • Racine 886-1906 ANN~OiUNCIN:G! DINING SERVlCE HOU:RS CHAN'GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11arn to IOpm Fri: llam to 2:30pm and 4:30pm \07pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sat. evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: . Mon. Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm I I I \ I II 26.1992 , ...... .... .. IBUYO E I I GET ONE I I I I I for only I I I I I I . . h I a ar six me I for only 59t when • buy one of equal I greater valu . I 1 o&r .,. coupon. • 0trer . April 3, 1991 I I Suppo . g I Healthy Lifestyles ; I ~ 11th A 662- 117 I 694-t • I I I I I I I I I La l--'-.# I , ............. Attention Student Leaders: \ll D '-'-• .... 'I It I I SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION . Ap ril 1st, 3:30pm, Union 104 Mo~vate ~our o~g~tion wallflowers into bouquets. ThlS sess10n wi ll discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATI IN EVENT PLANN·ING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming s~ions! MARKE TING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 PA SSING THE GAVEL: THE T SITION OF LEADERS Monda y, May 4th, 12noon, lJnion 104 This series is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. ~~'li15 • • • • • • • • • • • • • . . . . ·. . .. Thursday Night is UW-Parksid.e Night! Featuring: $2.00 Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Drafton Tap $1. 00 Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's $1. 00 Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop $ 5 .C>O Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue• Racine 886-1906 ANNO iUNCING! DINING SERVI.CE HOU~RS CHAN.GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11am to 10pm Fri: 11am to 2:30pm and 4:30pm to 7pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sal evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm ,:'l!ge;16~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;C;LA~S;S;lF;1;'E~D~AD~;V;E;1l;T.~lS;l;N~G~~~~~~~~~~Mmb~26,~I;~ a !!!!!! C· the Wylr UbralYlleaming Center next III the ColIee To pIal:e classified advertising ilthe lk1Iversity 01WlSCOnsin-Parkside· The Ranger News, slop inThe Ranger News onica Iocaled in room .0139 In 18 k n All classffied ads Shoppe. Deadline for dassifiecl advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior III publication. ADclassified ads placed by full or part time U~.parkSlde s~:srgear:;~I::e W:k.' No refunds. The=~ ~ other than UW-Parkside Sbldents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free 0 . --~., aiWlSCOnsin-Parkside _The Ranger News, and ils employees stan and members are not responsible lor the content of adVertising placed by lis customers. The ~-Parkside Ranger News I8S8IWS lhe rlghl III refuse III jlIAlIish any advertising al its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries 10 The Ranger News' Asslstanl Business Manager, Jackie Johnson al (414) 595-2295. 2Q CLUB EVENTS II HELP WANTED II... P.ER.S.O.N.A.L...S.. II... PE.R.S.O.N.A.L.S_I I '!::eu~:;I~~~at r:; DtbeInlen:u1tura1commonsOUttide CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! Ibe Math Club presents Prof. lobn Simoo from Iowa Univ., wbo will be speaking on "Physi. =aI Knot Theory." Fri, March 27 It DODD in Moln D 107. llDglishClub will meet at noon in ,:ART 142 on Fri, March tt. ,~ members welcomel soc constitution will be vOled on at tbe next meeting, 3-30, at IIllOD. Make you vote count, be Ibrte. DooaId O. RackI, Vice-president IIIdCFOoftbeSybronCcxp,will speak on Leveraged Buyontsand Cash flow Management, Mon, March 30, noon in Union '}ff/. ~ by tbe FIIl8IICe Club. 01.0 (Gay and Lesbian Organizatico) meets every Wed inCART 142 at lOam. Gay and Lesbian support group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. I I The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"with Bob Bennett of Northern Dlinois Unil2eI'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FOR SALE , 77 Toyota Corrolla for parts or you repair. 2204 60th SL 116, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S00b0. Apple n-e computer wi!h brand spanldngnewprinterl Bestoffer. CalI6S4-0095 after 5pn. ~' 1987 Ford Escort, white, 2 door halCh. 56,000 miles, top condition. SXlSO or offer. 639-2165. To the women of Panama Spring Break: so Ididn't go to Panama . Il'fORMAlBI i-,,\1CATOIlS UrgestUbraryallnlarhWliChl in us, ( 1h ) I!.ZIIII/I'IC$-AU. SUllms _I:miog T... ,""" .... I MC .. COO "n.~ liD800·.351·0222 '-1l.",l>'T _\1"\'""\" r- ~::'~l:·:~_;:;to'E~:1~~~=A~l~_=~In'=-~~CA~~!lOiO·2S~F:' ~~~=::;;~=~[;_;;::_~I;~I~~~~~~~~;~r~~~a)D~=9:~~~~SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK Atteotionaccountingmajors: National CPA Review Course, Fortune SOD Company. is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic. energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition, merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April 1for inunediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-3284444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicingfor Success WOJkshop will take place Fri, April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March Xl by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. . For more information caIlX2452. Rm.42l &422. WhlKaresabout college, Who-caresaboutmoney, Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinaboUleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panamal Guess who, "Who-cares. It Happy 3 years! I Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love, Dawn. Rm. 421 ,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares ... I-what interesting things you can do on the bus nowadays. All my Iove,bomy. Free pregnancy teslS and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management, improved studies, anziety, depression, weight loss, phobias and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted Clinics in Milwaukee, OakCreek and Racine. Call Michael 1. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next time we'll be able to stay on!! Ab, "Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. oCorpoI31e scholarships . -May receive college credit oGood communication sId11s a must -Training provided/Do experience ~sary -All majors may apply -Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Washington, Waukesha, Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations, Marketing, Customer Ser· vice, Sales and Advertising. Call 414·774-0993 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the personnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division ofHycile Corporation. an International Corporation PERSONALS} City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. who have a keg rJ. beer ill lbeir bathtub. Hey Loopy, looks like )'OlI VIae attacked by a tree, whatcb oulfor the killer owls. Love Pasta. Holly; Kentucky's in the housel he looked good during the day. buthe looked even better at Electric NRG'sll Party on. "Whocares." Bashful, the pictures tumoutbet. ter withfilm in tbecamera. Pula. Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think rman alcoholic," as said by LAZ. Byel ByelTerril lwillmissyoul Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula,forwin- Ding the NCAA DivisioonlllCk and field indoor champioosIlip. I heard Wisconsin was in the Latesha. house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point Happy B-day, 011 Sat, LatabII Fmd it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier. 0.11'regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%1 Serving all VW Parblde employees and student .. EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~eva LaJce Cruise Line in LaJce Genev.. WisconJin is Jootina .. dedicated, mature, bani-working individua1J interested in • vlrietY II employment opportunities workinawilh .. excursion boal COIIIPI"1Ibi1 leason. OPenirwslJVQJlDbkinIMfoU_inl_' ·Pood Service Personnel • waiters/waitresses caleroz. bartendeJs oOffice Staff telephone reservllionilll ticket sellen ·BoatCrcWl 'DockHandI Full summer selSOn (June, July and • A .~ M S August) employment, plus JllII'"IiI'" aIi.ases.aYWee~=, and OcIO~ available. Flexible hoUJI availabllin Lake Oeneva area andendl' thai applicants be individua1J who me IiOIII tbt Ive !boze durin- the S-----' ~_.....II often difficult 10 obtain. 0 summer. ~- .- Contact Harold or Ellen at 0 414-248-6206£ W . enevaLakeCruiseUneatl-800-SS8-S9l1ar PM Monday ~Ugh°~da°nand application. OfflCOlIoUJI8:00AM"4dO n y. '( I 1/j - · Wy1r Utirary/l.eaming Center next_, the Coffee To place classified advertising in lhe lkliversity of Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office iocated in room. D139C in lhe 18 All classffied Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. AH classified ads placed by fu or part time U~.Parl<side sf ;.1::;s:,:~ ~ No refunds. : = @n)40ne other than UW-Parkside Sludents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs. the ad ~ 1.1 be run free 01 to ers. The UW-Par1<side Ranger News '8S8rYas 6f Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, and its employees staff and members are not responsible for the content of adVertisang placed by ts cus m . the right to refuse to pwlish any advertising at its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) S95-2295. CLUB EVENTS I I HELP WANTED I I PERSONALS I I PERSONALS PERSONALS ) who have a keg of beer in their bathtub. ·~ de Mayo planning commuee meets every Tues. at 1 pn ntbe Intercultural commons out• CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! l'be Math Club presents Prof. fobn Simm from Iowa Univ •• who will be speaking OD "Physi: al Knot Theory.•• Fri, March 27 It noon in Moln D107. Bnglish Club will meet at noon in ... ART 142 on Fri, March '1:1. 1':llew members welcome! SOC coostibltioo will be vOled cm at the next meeting, 3-30, at aooo. Make you vote count, be lbere. Donald G. RackJ, Vice-president and CFO of the SybrooCmp, will speak on Leveraged Buyouts and Cash Flow Managemem. Moo, March 30, noon in Union 'JJJ1. $poosored by the Fmance Club. GI.O (Gay and Lesbian Organizatioo) meets every Wedin CART 142at 10am. Gay and Lesbian suppon group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"wilh Bob Dennen of Northern Illinois Uni" Jtl'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FORSALE I 77 Toyota Corrolla for pans or you repair. 2204 60th SL #6, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S0obo. Apple Il-C computer with brand ~ankingnewprinter! Bestoffer. Call 654-0095 after Spn. 1987 Ford Escon, white, 2 door hatch. 56,000 miles, top condition. $2750 or offer. 639-2165. Attentionaccolllltingmajors: National CPA Review Course. Fortune 500 Company, is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic, energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition. merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April I for immediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-328-4444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicing for Success workshop will take place Fri. April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March '1:1 by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. For more information callX2452. Free pregnancy tests and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management. improved studies, anziety. depression, weight loss, pbobiu and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted. Clinics in Milwaukee. Oak Creek and Racine. Call Michael J. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Rm.421 &422, Who-cares about college, Who-cares about money. Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinabouleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panama! Guess who, .. Who-cares." Happy 3 years!! Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love.Dawn. Rm.421,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares." J-what interesting lhings you can do on the bus nowadays. All my love. horny. Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next lime we '11 be able to stay on!! Ah, .. Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. To the wooien of Panama Spring Break: so I didn't go to Panama larglst Library !!!!!!P' . rt.z71 TMC$ - AU. SV&IECTS QderCmiog TodlyWIIIIV!Soil MC or COO iullia 100-Js1-0222 i Or. rush S2.00 to:'Researcb lafanutlolt • 1322 lefn Atoe . 1'1«1-A. I.OS Angela, CA 90025., SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK -Corporate scholarships · •May receive college credit eOood communication skills a must •Training provided/no experience necessary •All majon may apply •Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Wuhington. Waukesha. Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations. Marketing, Customer Service, Sales and Advertising. Call 414-774-0093 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the pemmnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division of Hy cite Corporation, an International Corporation City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. Holly, Kentucky's in the house! he looked good during the day. but be looked even better at Electric NRG's!l Party on. "Whocares." Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think I'm an alcoholic," as said by LAZ. I beard Wisconsin was in the house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point __ _,..,,.,._. _____ _ Hey Loopy. looks like you Mre attacked by a tree, wbatcboutfcr the killer owls. Love Pasta. Bashful, the pictures tumoutbetter withfilm in the camera. Pam, Bye! Bye!Terril lwillmiaycal Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula, b winning the NCAA Division n track and field indoor cbampkmbip. Latesha. Happy B-0ay, on Sat, lasbal F10d it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier O .If regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! Serving all VW Parkside employees and student._ EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~v• Lake Cruise Line in Lab Oc:ncva, WlSCODlin ii looking far dedicated, mature, hard-workina individuals interested in a variety " employmall opportunitiea wodcinawith III acunion boa& camplllY lbil season. Opoii"88 avallabl,e in t1ut followlni area.,• •Food Service Personnel . waiters/waiircssca eatcra-1 bartenders -Office Staff telephone rcservllionisis tidcct seller, •BoatCrewa •DockHanda Pull summer season (June, July __ ., • A ·1, M s .. .,, August) employment. p1ua pmt__. aricasesayW, eptember, and Oc10ber available. Flexible hours available ii • e recommend that lie .a.. Lake Geneva area and r app 8nla be individuals who are from..., often difficult 10 ob1-in, ive thezc during the summer. Seuonal houlill ii Contact Harold or Ellen at Oaicv 414-248-6206i :_.. . • Lake Cruise Une at 1-800-SS&-5911 « or,. .. onnationandapplicati om AM 4:30 PM Monday through Friday. on. acehoun 8:00 • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 24, March 26, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-03-26 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System battle of the bands board of regents finance club first amendment parkside student government association (PSGA) racism school of liberal arts https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/befb3a59773108a304933cede97b9058.pdf 76a2afd219435ba55795598058a6980e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Jerry Brown urges America to "take back the power" Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document iliiiPllIIout SectIon designed communication center Pullout ildle best kept se- 1M Slate," says Ben DeaD of the School .. TecImoIogy. see Page3 M16 II die midst of a violent till_feminism that uses .... beaulyasapoliu- apinst women's ad- • said Naomi Wolf. See Page 3 L.s of the free and .... \'1:. For many 1I_~velopcd ca.iAg to America is ._come nue. They lhI1luic freedoms such ofspeecll, .. JlIeIS that many AiiIi'" lib for granted .. See PageS • k,.opInlon, shadd c:oIleges and tri- .... th't1plCial !l!IfamnG810 milority ~ In llldw 10 increase minority Ail? 64 37 35 10 9 7 6 2 1 4 3 It)'lllr opinion, shadd c:oIleges and uni- ~th'tlplCiallJll.aljoo to minor' ..... In onler to ilcrease minority W' ail? .. - ..... - 44 51 20 35 6 7 3 8 223 ~ b"" American Way, a ... -row ll"lUP, CllfIImissioned a tel&- ...... IIIVIr 011,170 black, Hspanic, and ;.:, 15-24 ~ oIdI to det8nn1ne their J~,~~~wn urges America to ''take back the power" ADdy Patch movement that brings together Ruger News Stair people sucb as those in tbia 1'00III ~y .. .aparty (tbatprolllOleS)13- mg, change, ambillon, and yes, grass roots activism •.• . "What we need against Bush IS a real alternative. BlISh bas the N~~ World Order, a $280 billion mil.l~ budget, super power policimo ...while our cities aredy- ing, wbile our students can't af- ford to get into college. ..bey, the New.WorldOrderisbere,inWis- consinl" Brown, 54, isa bacbelorand Yale Law School graduate, He served as chair of the Ca1ifornia Democratic Party in 1989, but re- signed in 1991. He served two terms as governor of Ca1ifornia from 1975 to 1982. America, according to Brown, must heal itself and sus- tain itselfbefore it can deal with theproblemsofothernations. This includes the United States' prob- lems in regards 10 the environ- ment, education, defense, and health • Brown proposed to cut de- fense spending by 50percent over the next five years and to reinvest that money in fighting illiteracy, unemployment,anddestruction of the environment "TbeCold War is over- we no longer need ob- scene amounts of military spend- . "For people that feel ~ Just a little bit is all we ~.thenyou'vegotyourcan- ~dates, Bush and Clinton. But if?'Otl think tbat there is some- ~gfimdamenta1!y wrong, tbat we re not getting at the heart of what's holding us apart and holding ~ back as a people, thenrou vegotanotherchoice. That swhatyouseerighthere!" These were the words of Democratic presidential candi- dale Jerry Brown last Thurs- day, as he spoke in the Union Bazaar. Nearly 500 UW-Park- side students, faculty, staff, ad- ministrators, and citizens of the surrounding communities at- tended the afternoon rally. Brown stressed that America needs a president that will do more than just the "small" changes proposed by Bush and Clinton, but some- thing more sweeping, and more relevant to the people of this country. He suggested a gnISS roots campaign and a New World Order in the United StaleS. "You need a choice. You need a grass roots political ",,,,,,,,,,,,"a.~ Presidential candidate Jerry Brown spoke to a crowded audience last week at UW-Parkside's Union Bazaar. ing," Brown said. cancer than to cure iL" "Health is "We need to reduce the stress the right of every single tax payer." on the environment, " Brown staled. Brown supports a Canadian·style "We're spending more to cause COn/itwed on Page 2 Additional teaching certification changes announced By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Additional changes have been made in the Teacher Education Program. BarbaraJ. Shade, Dean of the School of Education staleS, "Although 1know this may aeate some problems forindividua1s seeking 1icense,1 hope they understand the Depart- ment of Public Information bas perceptions of how teaehers should be trained for the schools of the future." Changes in the education program in- clude the addition of advising cards, PK-3 Program, a Teacher Education handbook, General Psychology, Introduction 10 Human Development, Field Experience and Meth- ods of Teaching, Applied inslJUctional Me· dia Fandamentals of InstnJctional Comput- ing: Educational Psychology, and new certi· flClllion requirements in reading. Additional changes include reading classes, Educational Field Experience Practicum, Fundamentals of Music, Music Methods-Elementary, Middle School, El- ementary Methods Classes, and Educational Curriculum/Course Instruction. "I want them to know tbat the research supports these changes. Students now are different and have more needs than before," Shade said The PK-3 program bas been submitted, but is not yet approved. No additional kin- dergarlen licenses will be granted after July 1,1992. Ifswdents are interested in seeking certification for presehoul/k.indergarten through grade 3 they must fill out a new petition indicating their interest. Individuals who meet the qualifications will be the first to be admitted to the progtam. Students can receivea listofthe required courses from Dr. New,progyamcoordinator,orSharonPetl1lcb in Advising and Certificatioll. Generat Psychology and Introduction to Human Development are applicable SbJ· --- dents wbo began teaCher education programs as of Janusry 1992. Swdents can move into appropriale 300 level development without these prerequisites. Students chould be certain that thecJass is in education and nota psychol- ogy section PK·3, Education 337 Human De- velopment-Early Childhood 1-9; Education 338 Human Development-Middle and Late Childhood 6-12; Education 339 Human De- velopment.Adolescence K·I2. New certification requirements in read· ing are also being established. Last year, the Department of Public InstnJction said tbat the reading courses that were required for certifi· cation were not sufficient to meet their re- quirements. As a result, a new cJass. Educa- tion 335 Children's Liler8ture in the Content Area. will be required of aU students seddng certification in grades 1-9• Math chaDgcS include tbe317 MlIIh ill tbe EJoueu .. y andMiddloSc:bool wblcbbllbeetl Co/tIlIIWd DIt PtJII2 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 25, April 2, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System ben greenebaum career day feminism golf jerry brown liberal arts https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c16c454f2157b72a962e3569cfeab499.pdf 048207dd6499532188868f29dacaa113 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Riot rocks Union Square dance on March 28 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 26, April 9, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-09 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan disabilities diversity labor movement women's center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/869908c1c0e0ff007c83040b790c46c6.pdf 93b5c8d909879abbd96fd6555309b816 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. QUE: An alien concept Issue Volume 20, issue 27 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE LOOK aillldllt o1 Champion• 'Youn • happy in lfe as you - ,..,, __ People haY8 coo- "'" f,eir own happiness, and ..,_ tlAllliesa II wtlhin._• ltlted --· See Page3 Llldnlllp Conference '1111 c:rinnce was a very good expe,tera .. .ard well-timed. ft was able m make the students able to ma llemselves on lhe r concerns i90llq the environment in which Illy wt." stated La Jude See Pag 3 New Recycling Polley ~ by Gary Goetz., Assistant Cta1081or of Admbistratio and Fiscal Allan, fie ~ ls aimed at recyclr'Jlwt~amotlltof ~refuse possible hou,jlou1 the univefSily. ComldyotErrors ~of Errors' ffllllls ml excellenl perbmaiice lor llllwnlles Iha! See Page3 =:nnw,y ~ plays _.. ., ..... ,\... "I'll\ ... ~,,. lllllcl LNVan Dykt See Page4 Dlllblllty Awarene• 1!ecause of 1he steteotypes, I feel if emplo)e,s ..ar1 get arWld twring els• abled people lhey wil .," stated Gary Nlptllw SeePage7 Edllorlll Kudos go out '> Chancellor Kaplan for her pd:ipation in Olsabiity Aware- ,_ Week. The edik>r•~, cats for more lrwotYement on campus from f19 lffllrlity admlristration. See Page811 leltn to the Edttor See who has a cn,el SeePlge819 QU~: An alien concept C. Elise Shelley tion of lhe Quality u . . N W • lllVCISlty ews rtter F.nvironment (QUE.) The · • tba What is~ "Que" entity tt:restwa,good,andthefollo:. t keeps showing up on sign., iDg goals were sec ~d boxes all over UW-Park- 1. Treat all manbers of the side? Actually QUE is a UW- campus community as Parkside staff and faculty orga- guests. nization that was born out of a 2. Make the campus environDisneyland-sponsaed seminar ment "user-friendly." last stllTlmer. 3. Develop a ream commitment to service. Carol Cashen, Cathy 4. Examine all services proWyler, Diana Sharp and Sue videdtoensinthatlheconJohnson auended the seminar cept of quality/value hu on creating a better wen envi- been added. ronment and came back with S. Maximize quality serviu some goods ideas to share with by providing effective and the rest o{ the staff. Their main efficientoperatingsystans. focus was 00 developing better 6. Create and implement a rerelaJ.ims between management wardsySlanforqualityscr- ;:!;! employees at UW - ~ice~ October 29th mem~ aboutthemeeting, Diana Sharp stated that "Gary Grace led the discussion of possible areas of concern on which to concenA meeting was held in October to determine PQtential interest in the project. to set goals and then to begin irnplemcnra- ColllilllU!d 011 Page 2 I Can Do Anything UW-Parkside, Kenosha and Racine celebrate Earth Day 1992 sored by the Geo9cience Cub UW-Parkside'sEanbDaywill and 1:00pm Arecycling,eminar By Jackie Niles and The Racine Area Eath Day feamre two films. "De.1truction of is scbcduJed for 12:30 pm This News Writer Organization. The City of America's Old Growth Forest." event will Ibo feature• environUW-Pmbidewill Kcnosha'sKeepKenosbaBeaa• which will be shown• 10 am and menial wall where SIUdenls and celebrale :Earth Day on Tuesday, April 21,from9am to3pm inUn,er Main Place. This event is spontifu) Program will also partici- 12:00 pm, and "Busines.1 and Re- faculty will be able toexpress their pale in handing OU1 recycling cycling: A Wm-Win SilUltioo," thoughts on the environmental, infonnation. which will be shown• 11:00 am Co1lliluled 011 Page S Coffee Shoppe: service with a smile ...,,,_,.,,.,,.,....,. Sherry, MIiie, ad~ By Llde-S)luDoll Coralo familiar 90Ulld of Virginia. Millie. Staff Writer Sherry or Cindy, odawileknown "Bagel! ... Special!. To IS die Coffee Shoppe ladies. anyone who 11&1 been in die "The best pan of my job is my CoffceShoppO,neartheCof• co-workers and die SbidmM,• ~ fee Sbq,pe. or within a ooc Millie Vena. Vena bas been wi1b mile radius of it, Ibis is die ColllUIWd 01t POii 2 . • :...z.; Campus poUce end investigation ~'a~Polceended1Mirlnv 1lligallanconClffllng abecW fflllll'III. which COfUiMld nude""" angaolng In sexua1-.addll111dloChMoellN'Shelal<lplan. According to Dave OlilrcMlld. ..., of CalftPIII PobllldPIMcU.,,noalmf. nal ICI hal _,. ODfflffllnld and ... NidlnlllllbNnlUfflldwer 11» Steve Mal.alghln. DNn d Student lJle. CDIIClrNllg 1M IIUdlnl condud eode. LMtWHk. ...... ,.of PSQA.cllca ..... ClblCl1ne,_. ...-, 1n ........ mall em,11.-, ... 111dtoOtllnoll1Dr lClplln. ......,_d PW ......... ....., ... ................. .....,a,...,.._..,. ........ Dance stiH under investigation ThelJW.Paltclidedm ....................... onMlldlallMIMnlneat .................. ---A&.cardll19 to Oilfle Wllllt. Al all Pl 1DIN•rd.......,._Lle. ................. ...,,... ............. OIIDL ,_...._ __ .... ,.... 1M pila-- pl I ILi I f --·· ' •••• 't. ..................... , ... ,. .................. , ....... . In The News ~ . 1992 !T~•~IIANCD~~N~rws.~Pl~ag~e~2-;_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_~~~~~;~~~~~~~-------------==~-=-~==-~- weane~aa~ f rid a~ Special •Film: "My Girl" 7:00pm in the Union Cinema, $1 admission for students, $2 admission for guests (Sponsored by PAB) •International Day: Experience cuisine and folklore from all over the world in Main Place. (Sponsored by the Hispanic Organization of Parkside) •Film: "My Girl" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 admission for students, $2 admission for guests (Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board) •Dance: Pajama Jamy Jam, 8pm in the Union Square (Sponsored by AfricanAmerican Student Union) •Play: "Comedy of Errors" coming soon. April 24th & 25th and May 1st & 2nd Meet the Coffee Shop ladies Contin~dfrom Page 1 Professional Food Management. which is contracted as UWParlcside's food service. for 14 years. She commented that the students of today aren't that much different than the students of 14 years ago. "They're in just as much of a hurry now~ they were then. Students have a bard time. WOlting part-time and going to school. There's a lot of stress and we understand that.. Venameruiooedchalafta'traveling to Italy dlis smDIDU, retirement is a possibility. "The biggiesta,np1aiDltbeSIUdents bavc is lbcprm, but most of the students undeastand that there's nolhingweamdoabouttbal. • said Shmy Feest. Feest. wbobas been with PFM for 11 years. usually worts in the eady morning and is often the first to greet tbo9e customers wbobaven'tbadtbeirmoming coffee. "Thestudents,faculty and staff are really nice." commented FeesL Cindy Beihn.thenewestmember of the Coffee Shoppe crew, has been here a short five months. and said she enjoys working with the student help and all of the students as well. "The prices really are the biggest complaint. and we can understand that. and now with the limiting of the coffee shop hours studr.nts need to be u understanding as ever. Budget cuts are everywhere and we just do the best we c:aD to give the CUSIOIDerS the best senic:e we can.• "The Sllldmu of today are more mature than what they were 16 years ago; said a cbecnu1 Virginia Schullz. "Overall the studcots are great.• Virginia mentioned that it seemsuthough the same group of people came doWn to the Coffee Shoppe. "It's great because a lot of the students are more than faces in the crowd. We may not know their names. but it is nice to be with so many familiar faces." ~ of the Coffee Shoppe ladies try as much as possible to please the students. "If a student wants a specific kind of juice that we don't have we try to get it in for them." said Sherry. Through tbe years these ladies havepovidedmuchmorethanfood service. They have assisted studr.nts with their poblems. "Students will come tome with their problems. I do whatever I can," said Millie. The Coffee Shoppe ladies never seem 10 receive the recognition they desene. There's a comment box by the Coffee Shoppe window where students. faculty and staff can 1et Jeff Wade. Food Service Director l and the rest of tbe UW-Pmtside community know what a great job they are doing. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS AUC11CNlll l&IIED. Plrklidl Vou!-. Prai,lffl in-"' d ...,_.1:,rspa1..-11e1c1 in lid-Main Pll0I an fridar, t.111111 ~ 1~11JOPII. •--lbluw•l1ice. Clll5'15-2D11. Tuat EIL(BIGUIII MA.SECOND LANGUAGE). Tllifill br ._ Kanollll r.c..ny Lilnq Adian, h:. ii 191 IDr lilandi¥, May 4i1U PM, Tiuldlf, U., 711 ~ Saldlr, U., ltl 9-31JOPM, Thlnilf, lllr 14ti flam 6:30-8:1l0PM and Saalntlr, Mir 1811 from 1 ~ 3:SN. Hnil,ocrapparllilrlD ........... S..Cnin .. V...Olfial. BIID* IIEMFAIT' tEl.PERS. The Frilnds of twflcffl Halaw n apc111ai1Q a llncl raiMron Salunlly, May 91h. Thart need breakfast ...,.. and peopll ID dlan up. Two lhill-6:~~UIO Nhr t.U>-11:3> AM. Yo1ncu,.-help wil asailt in._ Cl0l1lnlllion of lhe nalUl9 unca.y;,.twatofcanpaoffHY31. ••Wllq---tom .. lllidlnolhlll. anzEN A1MJCA1D REGUESlED. 8ame a lrilnd ID ll -~ 4illblld Plfllll'I in lhe Aldnt .,._ Thil !Wading IICpnnc:9 ....... a11,-..oi1u11i111 ... lbtbliMin .. ,W.of peopllwilhdillbiNl•WII• blliewel!alpeopt~dilalii1ies lhaLtl bl Plocu:M ffllfflbals of Ill commllli1y. Cel Oebonil Ganaway at 634-6303 or Carol II 595-2011. For 111019 inlonnailn call 595-2011 « ,mp t¥ .. Career Ctmar. Volunteer of the Week June Grogan. a senior in communicadon wilb an empbags in marketing. bealmeinrerestedin the Boy ScotJU duough her husband. Gaa)dGrogan. June is the~sistantscout master for Boy Scout Troop 545 in Kenosha and is also the fundraising chairperson for the tro0p. Altitough June has been a boy scout leader for over a year. she has recorded 119 hours of volunteer service in the last five montm. June enjoys the outdoor experiences. meeting other adults involved with scouting and seeing QUE Co111~dfrom Pagel tnu.e attention for the academic year... Questionaires were passed to the participants in or• der to detennioe the areas that needed to be addressed. The volunteer! were asked to describe their wen settings. what aspectsof theenvironment work in providing quality !letVice and what works against iL Seven issues were identified and then used as titles for project committees, or teams. The Campus Access Team was to address the problem of non-user friendly signs. Specifically it will investigate color coding Parkside's present signs . system that identifies rooms, buildings. levels, numbering. Susan Luke presides over this group. The Communication Team is responsible for the suggesdoo boxes. They collect the com• plaints and suggestioos, and detennine who will address the is• Suggestion boxes are )o.. cated in the main concourse of Molinaro Hall. ~ uom the booksu,re, in the lower levd of the Wylie Leaming Center near the Advising Offices and the Leaming Center. in the Com• municatiooArtBuildingoearthe theater .at Talent Hall. and in the Physical Education Building across from theequiprnentroom. Analyzing the communication channels and opportunities at UW-Partside along with devel- oping pbw for improving uni• versity information define the restoftbegoals. GloriaSecoris the convenor for Ibis team. The Faculty•Staff Lounge team focuses on the .. development of a 'bac:ksta,e• area for the faculty and staff ... < The possibility of JX'()gramJUllt Grogan how the scouts change. She reported. "I see how scouting helps young boys mature and learn to be responsible while doing fun activities." ing for the area will abo be addr~ Sue Johnson heads this committee. Health and Safety Concerns will address campus safety and health issues. Of primary concern is the beating, ventilating, air conditioning problems within the working environment The convener is Sandy Riese. Parking will auend to the parking issues, suggestiom,and probable solutions. We have already heard of the impending eR)3nSion poject of the Communication Ans parking lot. Ellie Suwalski ~ this le.lm. The QUE Standards 1e.1m goal is to "Develop overall Uni• versity standards related to Quality Service .•. " and then IO implement them. DeAnn Possehl will act as convener for this cornrnince. Finally the Rewards and lnceruives group will look at a reward system. It will be geared ''toward those o~or individuals• who best fulfill the QUE initiatives. .Marilyn Foster Kirt will chair this ieam. With the committees formed, tbe work will DOW be· gin. The teams can also count oo the support of Cbancelki Kaplan. Kaplan stateS thatber "spc· cial domain (is) the duty of combating institutional inertia and to hold the university responsible for implementing tbo9e quality projects wtuchare within itsresourcesanditsc<Jlttol" So locale those QUE sug• gestion boxes and send in Y~ suggestiom. comments. COIP· plimcnisaodcompJaints. some oneislistmingandcarcsenougb to do something about it ·------- April 199'2 -O I · Cameus News Doll Hcir broke bis neck at • 11D of 18 sa~g a drowning IIC,J. Plrllyzed smce then, Heir - on ao be a world champion _..wilhover 160worldmedals aolis ane and a lecturer all over dlewuld. Lifeguarding 81 a poo~ Heir daWe in IO save a liUle boy that _.edaobedrowningonly Iaterto fild out the boy was pretending. Heir bit bis head on the bouom of die pool and was immediately paraJy,.ed. Now an auomey, Heir spoke Mmday night during Disability Students in minority leadership conf ere nee By Andy k b themselves and mak Ntws Editor rcalizethalthe e each other conferencew~thepresenceofthe FromFridAy,April 3. through deal with are=~=~ym~ chancellOC:ofUW-Stout. whoproSlllllay,AJriIS,twcnty-sevenUW- distinctlocati bu . IOtheir posed to mvolve all of the UWPart.side students took positive out Wiseonsm'onand, ttheeXJSt throufgh- System chancellors in future coo- . dealin · • rest o the ferences saq,s an 8 wilh the racial dis- United States as well , · criminalion th8l is present in both Primary • · 'Usually,students [althecontbe Uni~ty of Wisconsin Sys- students durincx;:nsconex::1!: ~]airholheirconcemsaoother ICIII and society as a whole. cludedrequiredcourse··--UWS •'-- _ts,_w me already aware of These d . . on.--. • u11i; eXJSbng problems, when they . SlU ents ~ Clpal~ ID 17 (free speech) type legislation, should be addffllsin the :;,:. ~ ncan Mmor- hrue en,_ the lack of African lemsJ.,thechancenc!'..1dlo:! l . ,1P Conference, history classes throughout the UW cellor at UW-SIOUt] will ~•the _university of Wiscon- System, and the swus of minority chancellors in fu~= :!""" ,._ Mcno!"onie. The soJ)J>Olt groups and clubs in die fcmlcesin=--dlo of this years confeicnce UW System. cooferencesandaobeat:rdealwilh WIS "Passport lO the Future: Em- Due to the combined support stodentconcems." s18led Anthon ::;:"" 1hn>uib ~ and of the Alnkln American Sllldcnt Brown. direclor of..., uw:rrl. • Union, the Hispanic Organization side Cenlet for F.ducalional and The conference, which ~- at Parkside, Student Support Ser- Cultmal Advancement (CECA). ~ volves all UW System schools, is vices, and the Centt.r for Educa- "The conference wu a very annually by UW-Eau tiona1 and Cultural Advancement. goodexperience .. .and well-timed. Claire_. Siout, Stevens Point, and the university was able to send It was able to make the students Supenor ~ : It presents and teaches twenty-seven studenlS this year, able ao focus themselves m their 1eChn_iques for minority eleven ma:e than in years past. concerns regarding the eavironllUdcnts an dealmg with the prob- Three UW-Parkside students. ment in which they live.• lems they face in today's society. WaleedAhmad.LalahaJude,and "The Minority Leadership The conf ercnce funher saves Tirshalha Wilson, wrote entries for Con(erence wm a great opportu· • . • f~ for the expression of the conference essay contesL. 1be nity for SIUdenlS of different nallUDOritysludeotconcems,anda.n toptbreepapersintheconaes&.based tionalities from all OW-System way of pnxnoting interaction be- on the conference theme. received BChools ao discuss unification in ~ minority student clubs of scholarship awards. All three were andoulSideofthecampussetling," ~ campuses. In doing this. won by UW-WhiteWlletStudenlS. stated conference participant J11111Capants hope to both t,euer AnaddcdfeatureMlbisyear's LaresbaJude. Doug Heir WU spomored by Student Life, Student Health Services. Student Organiza1ion Council, Lectures & Fine Arts Committee, and PAB u a .-,tof Disability Awarenea Week. School of Business receives grant By Dennis Clarke News Writer The UW-Partside School of Business~ received a grant from the Richard S. Johnson Trust of the Racine Community Foundation that wilt help ranance the purchase of computer equipment for a new member of die faculty. Professcr David Wright will be joining the School of Business faculty in August. and the money m:eiwd through the grail will provide a computer womaation. ,oft. ware and au:eao,~ for him, according ID Dr. ArtburCorr, interim dean of the School of Business. 1be School of Business bas now n,ceived a total d $15,655 from privMe coouibulors since the beginningdthecurrentfascal year. As a result d an effort to impove busincs! educllioP, the UW Systan has pledged ID give the UW-Parkside School d Business $20,000 in addilional funds. Theee marching funds are to bo rdcmed when priYlle contributions tocal $20,000. Corr is plcalcd widl the CODttibutions. "Anything we can get is welcome." he says. He notes that much money is needed IO keep the School of Business operating smoothly and to provide Sbldents wilh a quality education. One specific area in which money is used to enhance studenll' educa>Nlexpsienceillhebuliness scbool 's compullCr lab, which WU funded through I similar madling pa& amnaemeaa • garnered a total of $60,000 ($30,000 from priYlle 90U1teS and anoda $30.000 from UW Systan) for lbe IChool "'You have ID have proper facilides ID Ille in Cider ID provide __ ,;.., Ill . • ........,,. enar-c,n, commen15Corr. 1'bil year cdlS CCllllribulOn includeAIIISledlncmlries.Masler Appliance, Wi9consiD Electric Compimy, Wilcoasin Nalmll Oas Conlpaly, Beverlee Ancknon and alumni d lbe Pllbide Scbool of Business. Adctidoaal ~ COIIDibudoal are expected ao eaue lbe • OWSyslall fundlwiDbeselealed. New recycling policy introduced at OW-Parkside of student and faculty muse in this university comes in the form of recycleable paper. Stickm designldng normal lrlSh recepllClcs are currendy oa order. boob. cadbolrd. card IIOCk. c:or- llloald be direcled ID one of dll rupltdpeper,emptyc:ar1001.file0 QUE .... IJoael localed By Andy Patcb News Editor . As of Monday, April 13, the muversity put into action a new paper recycling policy. . Introduced by Gary Goelz, Asllllant Chamcellor of Ad.minisUalion and Fiscal Affairs, the progm isaimedatrecycling the highest amount of paper refuse possible lhroughout the university. It is estirnatrAI that up to 95" Whal wm p-eviouslY wa.«- baUetS will DOW be "pap«-onl)'" recycling ba1kcll undct the new . program. New traSh recepcaclcs are being localed at strategic spots in each building. Receptacles designared for recycling will have a recycle paper sticm denOting it. 1be sysaem will allotform:ycling malCriaJs p-eviously not included in any OW-Parkside recycling policy. Included in Ibis Hstare: ~ papers.envelopes (including dlOSO wida windows), papers with Sllp1es or paper clips, kleenex (believe il or nod), computer paper. colored p&F, paper with sticky labels, folders. spiral ~s. JJIPef ....,...._ lbe ~ plates. post-it noces. and mapzincs. ~ not lO be included in die recycling n:aptacles include: bllhroom wllfCIJIIIO',cllbonplper. cellophane. food-relaled material. wwd paper, or packaged marerialJ. Any quraoons or cammencs .YtonNoe. Don'tforgdto,ecyck TMBanfel'Newsl • Feature AIWil.,1992 - Drama department presents "Comac:ly of :flrrors" •1A-Sexta Slaff Writer "'No. plelle don't mate me ad Hamiel! I bale Shakespeare. Tbcpyistoo mrd to undersland. .. Dea dlis tttindle old high ICbool IIICIDOliea or nightmares when you were forced 10 read Shakespeare and bated every minute of it? Teachastoldyoulbalilwould enbaace your knowledge, but )'OU really lhougbt it was a form of lm1me. Well now isyomchance to pt cullured, have an enjoyable dme,andundenlandSbakespeare! The University of W-asconsinPlrbidc's DramaDcpanment will be performing"ComedyofF.rrors" byWJJlilrlSblmpeae. 'JbisJQY, unliteodlerwmsby Shakespeare, will be easily andentood became of die wortof lbecuand direclar in making il a play for audiences of all qcs ID enjoy. .. Comedy of Enon" is a Sbakespearainctamcthalrecoun11 thesaoryof twin IJrotbers who were sepmlt:d by a shipwreck shortly aftet Ibey were born, and separately grew to young manhood. Theplay is a rdativcly simple story of mad-ap hilarity ccnltrina around mistaken identity. The play's title, ''Comedy ofF.rrors," is not about emirs, but inSlead a series of mix-ups lhal occur between the sets of twim. Anyone who Ima twin brother or sister knows how frustrating this situation can be, but it is good for more lhan a few laughs. Allhougb Ibis is only the second Shakcspearean play perf mned at UW-Parkside, inexperience should not be a problem. Director Lee Van Dyke ..., "'Comedy of F.rrors' makes an exoellellt performance for universities that do not do many Shakespeare plays became there is lialeconfusion on bow ID intapret ic; it was intmded • a comedy." Even though Shakespeare wrote the play, Vm Dyke said that the story idea for "C<,medy of Erroo" probably exislcd long bef orc be acwally wrote iL Joseph DeLon:nzo, Michael Lce,JeffLibby,and ThaddKruega star as the two sets of twins in the play. When asked why people should come and see this play Krueger said, "Many students are forted 10 read Shakespeare, and when students are forced to do something they usually hate it regardless. Many people will be surLee Van Dyke prised at how enjoyable the play is after being forced to read his works. If people go and see the play, itis a mote understandable and enjoyable experience." In addition to the cast. many other people should be given credit such as the production Slaff ,-.;.._;., and stage crew who Cleated an elaborale IDd unique set in ~ form o_f a game boncomp1ae With playmg cad aq,licas whkh stand nearly seven feet 1111. Performances are iD lbeCom. munication Ans Tbealera8pm 011 April 1A & 25 and May 1 & 2. An April 30 matinee at 10 am is Ibo scheduled. Tickets are now on Ille, 111d can be purclwcd M lhe boloflke in CART 275. For funber infcw. mation call 595-2564. ncteu are $5.00 for studenls and lenior c:iizcns and $6.00 for adahs. Don'tmisslhis0pp0rtlmityio see a side of ~balcespea-e lbal n unknown to many peq,le. UW-Parkside student to represent the United States at international peace conference by EmDy Heller Feabu'e Editor While UW-Parkside ltUdenls are finishing qp lbe final weeks of die semcsra bef <R finals, one student will be surveying lbe remains of the Balin Wall with six Olber Amaicam. UW-Parkside senior GwenevereHellerwmeof sevea 1t11den1S from Unilcd States cboaen toaacod tbe Bogemee Conf~- ence in Bcmi. Gennany. Thw mtamlioaal youth peace confercace will be bdd from April 25 un&il May 1. Ono htmdred and forty deq#tA from memba naliomof lbc Commiuee on Security aadCcq,mliclninEurope(CSCE) will be aamding the conf=ncc. The purposeof lbecooference is to foeat.r a role for you&b in the c:bangjng global 11e111and specifically Europe. Expcmes for the conference including lravcl and housing are being paid for by the CSCE. Heller will auend a pre-trip economic integration to environmenLal aspects affecting Europe. Workshops at the Bogensee conferencewill focus on political.economic, social, and cultural issues. "fm hoping to auend the political workshop because I am interested in the political effects of regional economic integration. I want IO learn mcwe about labor migration from poorer European, and specifically~ European, countries to the wealthier nations of Ewq,e. This creates conflict among natives who feel that their jobs are being taken away by foreigne.rs. This kads to nationalism and ethnocentrism which is very L-~~::..:::::~~!.=.-'-..:....1 unhealthy fora peaceful economic Gwaeven Heller briefmgMUW-StevensPointApril 22-24. In order 10 prepare students for the trip, pofessors from UWStevem Point will iresent leclures on topics mging from European rdationship." The United SlateS will be represealed by students from not only Wilcansin but Ohio, Georgia and the East Coast a well. This group will have lbe q,ponun.ity IO sightsee in Berlin and the swrounding area during and after the conference. "I would also like to visit Poland which is only fifty miles away," stated Heller. " I want 10 see as much of the former Eastern Bloc as possible. You no longer "I'm hoping to attend the political workshop because I am interested in the political effects of regional economic integrat . " ion ... need a visa which is an indication of the changes taking place." The conference was Supposed 10 be held last Octobt.r, but due to logistical problems it was postponed until April "I wa., disappointed when the trip was pos1pooed and was not swe if it would ev« materialize. Join The Ranger News Call 595-2295 All Majors Welcome!!! Originally, the Amcn:a cte1ega. lion was IO have twenty memben but because of funding aa die field had to be narrowed Mt IMII. I had to reapply qain.• Heller will gnidmle iD December of 1992 widl adouble 1111- ja' in international SllldiesalEnglish. ShcisamembcrcilbeCJull for International Affain and ~ cently attended the Modd Lague of Arab States in WashinJIOll,D.C. as a member of die UW-.Pnside delegation rep1esenlin&lrlq. Owen isnostrangeztoEIIOIJelllaawd• she spent a semesaer abroldill.Gadon in lhe fall of 1990. "I went 10 Mu•icll ud 0 Brodenbach, Gamlly • J fill time 10 Europe. Tbey wen die cleanest, friendliat .,.._ I visited. I've heard lbltBali•ildiffcr· ent in that 1M .......... lion of World W• B ii Y«'J CYidenL LikeDlcbau..bidll• visited, lberemindcnofWWB• still visible." - - April 1992 - Feature 1'111 RANca Nns, Page S Study abroad topic of CIA International F A il 21 ,, Andy Patdl ocus pr News EditOI" DolbeFrcnchA.tp:sandEgypdllpynmids 90Ulld like fasclnatill places ID visit? Do you )Um ., r, (JIil )'OW' dm,e scmesic:n cl a,ne,e.level German in a Munich 1,eciipden? Hl'1e you ever dreamed or ...., "Les . • from a .-at-priced admission scat UW-Parkside students Susan McIntyre and Gwen Heller will discuss their experiences studying abroad in Scotland and England. far in the raften o{ the Palace Thealre in London? Contrary to popular belief, study abroad programs are not only concemble, but affordable. With a bit of prc-lrip planning, the study abroad experience can be a reality for you. • To find out more about die options available, and what it's like to SIDdy and ll'IYCI abroad, attend an lnlemational Focus spmsored by the Club fix'~ Affairs on Toesday, ApiJ 21. UWParbide slUdents Susan McIntyre and Owen Heller wiD discus., their cxpei iencea studying in Scotland and England. The effllt will lake place in Union 104 • 2 pm. It is he and open to die public. Come find out what world travel is all about! UW-Parkside cel~brates Earth Day 1992 eo,,,;wdfrom Page 1 ecoqiell,Md'N-.,a,,,~i,nn Tbe Cily cl KCDOSba' Earth DI)' celebntion will be held OD Salay, April 26 from l :00 pn to 4:00 pm at the N vy Memorial Park Annex, 625-S2nd Street.. T1tis event is sponsored by the City of Kaiosha 's Keep Kenosha Beautiful Commission. Kenosha participsnts will have acbance to view a garbage lrUCk in q,aation. &our the Hazardous Incident Response Team Vehicle, tour acily bus and receive information Clllhc benefits of transit., and tee BFJ 's display on lhc new Material Rccovczy Facility. Information oo recycling, COlllpOSling, lhc Permanent Household Hazardous W Disposal Sile, the Paint Program. and the Parks Ocpartment's Tree and Gardt.o Planting Program will al.10 be available during this event. Kenosha's Earth Day will also provide three one-day-only dropoff sites, where infants' and children's clothing and furniture, homchold and vehicle belluies, and styrof oam peanuts will be cot- lecltd for reuse or recycling. The cloching and f umiture will be dona&ed to Kenosha's hmldes! facility, Shalom C.eoter, the household and vehicle balterics will be recycled by an area company. The ayrofoam peanuts will be reused by a local pack and ship business. The Kenosha County Conservation Commiuee bas donated 500 tree seedlings., which will be given out to participants. There will be free entertainment, including lhc city slicker lll&SCOIS for children, and free ref:resbments. Be sure IO bring your own beverage c~. Kenosha puticipams will also be able to tour &be Like Guardian, the U.S. EPA '1 Grell Lakes Nalional Program's research vessel. Which will survey&be Wlletqualily of the Greatl.am from April 26 to July 3, 1992. Pmticipanuc::an bosd the Lake Guardian ll tbc North Harbor from 9 am to 4 pm ForflriainfmnaaionregardingKenosba'sF.arth Day ,call Keep Keno.w Beautiful at 656-8040. Racine Area Earth Day (RAED) will begin its Earth Day celebration by sponsoring a Lakcfrontand Lincoln ParkOcanup from 9 am to 12 pm on May 2. Team capcains and volunaeers are still needed to help with the cleanup. Tree seedlings, refreshments, and prizes will be given to participants. Following the clean-up from 12 pm to 6 pm, RAED will sponsor an Earth Fest at Racine's YMCA, 740 College SttceL This event will include a play about the rainforest and an endangered species parade. There willaho be information from various environmental groups, and awards will be presenlCd to the winners of a Racine clcmenwy cs.1ay and drawing contest. In addition to spamming the Earth Day events. RAED will host several ocher events. On Monday, · April 20 at 8:00 p.m. at Racine's Olympia Brown Unitarian Olurch, 625 College Ave., Spencer Black, Swe Rcprcsen&ative and Olair or the Natural Resowtes Commitlec will speak about current environmental legislation, including Assemble Bill 590, which gives Wisconsin an energy policy that cmpham.cs conservation and renewable energy. On Wednesday, April 22 at 7:30 pm at Racine's YMCA, 740 College A vc.,Randy Korb will give a presentation entitled, "Monarch Magic," which explores the buuerfly • smigraoonareasand why these areas are endangered. Racine's Earth Day Report Card will also be unveiled. On SalW'day, April 25 at 8:00 UW-Parkslde women's Center student Coordinator Position Announcement W e looking for two UW-Parkslde students to serve asei~men's Center Student Coordinators for the 92- 93 school year. The Center provides services and support to women, and educational programs on d elated Issues The Ideal candidate will hOVe gen er-r · , str cornmuan understanding of womens issues, ong nlcatlon and orgontzatlonal skills, and be able to work well with others. Id positions which offer a chance of These ore po ' Internship credit, ted tudentsshould submit an appllcatlon form, lnteres ~detranscrlpt(mlntmum GPA2.00requlred) ~i:;aleOSt two recommen992datlon forms to Diane Welsh, on or before Moy 1, 1 . llcatlon and recommendation forms avolloble In APP Union 2f» and at The women's Center. Coll 595-2279 for more lnformotton. a.m., RAED will plant five trees in Hwoble Park, 2200 Blaine Ave. These trees were purcbued wilb money from various fuodraisers. On Wednesday, April 29 at 7:30 pm at Racine's YMCA, 740 College Ave., the Lake Michigan Federation will have a slide show presentation on Lake Michigan's water quality. It will examine what we can do 10 keep toxins out of the wasrestream. On Thursday, April 30 at 7:00 pm, Steven Apfclbaum, Research & Consulting Ecologist., who is currently restoring the Des Plaines River Wetlands in Kenosha County, will spealc: at the Golden Rondelle lbeaaer, 1525 Howe Strccl, Racine. PlellC call 631- 2154 forrcscrvalionsat this evcnl, which is spomored by The Friends of the Li'braJy. On Sunday, May 3 from 12 pm to 3 pm Ill Point West Racquet & Fitness, SlO'l Briarwood Lane, a fun<hiscrforthcNaureConser• vancy and Wildlife Alt, entitled Eco-Tour-a-Thon, will provide ecological lcaming slOpS and fun for the whole family. Adults are $3.00 and children arc $2.00. For more information on volunteering for or atlalding any ~ thc9eRAED-spomorcdevenlS,cal RAED at 639-7624. THE PARKSIDE UNION ~ ,,,,.,,,,,, /, '-r''' •~.t. ·~IJ~i:, -· ~ ... ,~ ,,, --:-~ -.. i;:;--· ~ NEW! COMMENT BOXES! *Dining Room *Infonnation Center *Deli/Sub Shop *Recreation Center *Union.,Square *WLLC Coffee Shoppe ___ _;_ _____ ......;. __ ___;,...:..;.__,;~..;....;..;._;:..:.:.,:~~~~,.;,.,;,.;.~~:.;...~.:.-.------------------ Aprj 1992 TD ltANGD Nns. Page 6 Feature - Scholars on campus: Van Qfferen enjoys being a non traditional student When a.1kcd how she. a single modlerof fourbonlYSIUdents.came to the decision to recum to college and to major in a field that doesn't usually boast large numbers of women, Virginia Van Offeren laughs, "I enjoy being noo-traditional!" Virginia's early search f<racademic direction came through a profesmonal agency which helped her assess her lalents and abilities. Soon she discovered lhat "science was something that would hold my inlerest f<r a very long time." As an upcoming May gradulle, Virginia's list of accomplishments at UW-Parkside is staggering. Her perfect academic record caught the attention of the University's Awards and Ceremonies Committee in 1990when Virginia applied f<r scholarships for the first time. Since then she has received UW-Parkside's Jupiter Transportation Corporation Scholarship, and the Science Faculty Scholarship. .. s'1Vl:J3dS 3)1V:J .uu:a •• ••••AV .M V3AID DflW H.LHV3•••• ,~~oms 1,uop =.i,3SHilO..\ 3:AVS i~)flq l? ~pµ :31v 3H.L 3A VS i Sll!~deu ss~1 ~sn :3a3.L V 3A VS wdz-um1 l WOOlf glllll!CT UO!Ufi Z661 ·zz nidv ·ir.,M Z661 A.VO HLHV3 3.LVHU3,3~ Attention Student IPod.ers: ....,,_ l!IP .. ,._ It It 1 t SPRING LEADERSIIJP SERIES MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd. 6:00pm, Union 104 Many students belong to student organJzattons without understanding the skills that this allows them to develop. In this workshop we will dJscuss what skills student leaders develop, how those skills can be artJculated on a resume, and how to talk about one's expertence during a Job lnteJVlew. There will also be a brief period for questions. PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSJ'ffON OF LEADERS May 4th. 12 noon. Union 104 111.e transttton of leaders doesn't always run smoothly. It 1s important to pass the gavel Without lettJng the hammer land on someone's head! We will d1scuss the importance of effective communication between the old and new regtme and the roles each leader skould be playing 1n the transltton. Tlala ....... opD to all 'UW-Publcle •tadellta. hr farther lilform&Uoa. plea• call 1181-2278. She was recently chosen a., lhe Oulstanding Graduate in Science- . an honcX' for which she will be recognized during Parkside's Scholarship Day Program May 3, 1992-as well as Commencement 1992. This honor also gamers her theS.C.Johnson ScienceAwarda cash award for the outsumding science graduate. Although pursuing chem~ studies has not been her emphasis, Virginia is cwrently working her way through General Chemistry n. Her perfonnance in the early chemisttycwriculum has ~ompted UW-Parkside's chemistry departmenttonominateherfortheChemica1 Rubber Publishing Company's Otemist Award-anOther recognition Virginia will receive at Scholarship Day. Virginiadescn'bes theaUiwdes of faculty at UW-Parkside as "affinning, uplifting and extremely supportive." 1n fact. Virginia chose UWPartside becau.se of the "promise of hands-on lab experience and small class size." To her it meant that "you had to know your stuff; you were accountable." Lab experience gave her the sense that "I own the knowledge. This couldn't ever have happened without lhe lab after lab exposure. My curiosity is piqued. The more knowledge I have, the more curious I become." When talking about women in non-traditional fields such 18 bets Virginia's advice is 10 "confron~ the thin~ ~ you fear; intesraac those things IDIO your life. For example, emotiom used '>hold me back and embarrass me. I wa, afraid IO fall apart in frontof people, I have learned lhat I don't have to put on a sb'Ollg macho fimt. 1 wouldn't have suc.ceeded here if 1 did. .. Virginia is currendy explor. ing a variety of career options in either electrical engineering or manufacturing rearch and developmcnL But chemisuy also fascinates her and she is vecy sure that she will pursueadvancedSUXliesin that field. Disabled an untapped career resource By SueKusz Special to the Ranger Picture yourself waking up tomorrow and not being able to either walk, see, talk, hear or a combination of the above. Think about all of the activities you usually engage in during a typical day. Will you be able to do these same things? If you work somewhere will you be able to continue working there? If you don't wort. how do you see your chances of finding a job with your disability? Everyone hopes that they will never have to ask themselves these questions but 43 million Americans with disabilities must. The booth on disabled careers during the Liberal Arts Career Day last Wednesday focused on the current career opportunities f <r the disabled and the hopes for more in the future. Gary Nephew, the coordina11Because of the stereotypes, I feel if employers can get around hiring disabled people they will.· Gary Nephew urof the Disabled Wea Program, felt that the career booth was not only to inform the disabled of the THE PARKSIDE UNION WILL BE CLOSED FROM NOON FRI. APRIL-17TH UNTIL THE MORNING OF MON. APRIL 20TH FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND. careers available, but to also to make the public awme of the obstacles and issues involved fcx' lhe disabled as members of society and potential employees. Barbara Enlringer, a 90Ciol· ogy major who•• invohed widt the career booth, agrees with Nephew that the employas' Bili· bides aown the disabled m be· coming more posiliw but more work could be done. "Accessibility ... '>belim• ited. lnslall.ing elmfm in old buildings and widening work spaces could help," said E.nlringC'I, Nephew feelsdlllaaaypecple have the stereotypical llilUde lhat disabled people aren't• aa:q,t· able or successful pan of society. "Because of the~I feel if employers can Fl soiild hiring disabled people Ibey will," said Nephew. Nephew and P.nailger hope that the Americans widl Disabili· ties Act's implemenlllioa JePding the employmemillues01July 26 will improve lbecblnceSfcrdle disabled in careen. "Statistics on die jolll lbll WC show in this boodlllel'twr/ilnpressive, but I think lbey'D,:tbet· ter when the law is paaec1,• said Entringer. Two-thirdsof(lisal,ledpeope don't wort and can't find flll1!J1J· menL "Wemea.idll.,ecl..,.ce. ManydisabledpeopletreWl'llltd · workers beamse dleJ • ..,ct so having to wort banter--" their disabilities. We CID t,e ~ inspiration to c,&ben," 1114 Entringer. t April • 1992 Feature OW-Parkside' s Women's Center announces the second annual "In Her Footsteps" Award to recognize contibutions of women Ar,ard recognizes the t(Jlllributionsof women Tu RANGa Nns, Plge 7 Jaculty and staff Jackie N lies NewsWriter UW-Paruide's Women's Q11r:r is lbriDed IO announce the _.. annual "In Her Footsteps" A1rlftlnominees Thisawardm:ognii.es thecoodlllicm d women faculty and ... Tbeiroomributions can beac-ataic (incxJlponlling women• s lit- -.i, lbcory. eic. in the elmCommunication for a New World: "A Celebration of Diversity" The Communi nuon Senior Seminar class invi all interested -.dents, faculty and staff to attend llldly's conference titled "Communicalion for a New World: A Celebration of Diversity." Cai Allsup, Ph.D. from UWPlaucville and alumna Kimberlie ICrankh arc the two speakers inYitrid to talk at theopcning cercmolies to be held in Moln. 105 at 12:30pm. Papers will be presented by SIUdents throughout the afterlOOII. lnfunnation concerning specific 11fics and room assignments are IYlilable at the registration 13ble CIIIISide Moln. 105 from noon until 5:30pm. Get Involved At UW-Parkside! room) or personal IDOlivaaioa and encouragement The following are lhc nominees for this award: Mary Beth Emmericbs (Lecturer-Women• s Studies) Jane Pinnow (Lecturer. Mathmatics) Geula Lowenbttg (As.,o. ciateProfesu-Psychology) Delorse Stewart (Director of Precollege Program) Clara New (AsmlantProfessor-F-ducaticra) Judith~(LecmrerKenosha's Newest & Hottest : : Bar & Restaurant ~ ':,: Commuaicalion) Sandy Riesc(Dnclor-Sludent Health) Penny Lyter-Mickel (Assist.ant Profeuor-Pbysical Educauon) Lana Rakow (Associate Professor/Dept. CbairCommunicalion) FIIDCe.l Kavenik (Associate Professor-Eng./ Hum./Dir.-Acc.) Carol LeeSaffioti-Hughes (Associate Professor/ Dept. Chair of English andHumanites} Peggy James (Assistan& Professor-Political Catering to the College Crowd Thursdays are Coral R.eef! Mixed Drinks 900 Shots "-' Cans of Beer Every Thursday is a Party! April 16th Safari Party! April 23rd Black Sambuca Party! April 30th , Dr. McGillicuddy's Party. *Free T-Shirts *Raffles *Discounted Shots -302. 58th Street Kenosha, WI (414) 652-0505 Science) Judith Pryor (Library ln- ~tion Coontinaror} Mary Kay Schleifer (AslOCiate Professor-Sociology) Angie Nuler (SophmoreCoordinator of Women's Center) Darlene Janovicz-Winker (Senior-Coord.inau. of Women's Center) Carole Vopat (Associate Professor-English) Sheila Kaplan (Chancellor) Kathy Wyler (Bursar of Cullia Office) Ellie Espinosa (Fi1Cal Clerk) Sandy Pwaewaki (Assistant to the Assistant Chancellor) Rost.ann Mlloa (Writing Specialist and laming Assisbmt cl C.ounselor} Reoopition of Ibis award will lake place on Wednesday, April 22, at a noon luncheon in Union 104. This mown bag luncheon is open to nominees' friends, families, or mociales. A copy or each nominauon will bescntto lheawanl winner's depal'bnent and be put into her pcnonnel file. 1 ~ij ~ositions AvailaDle Inventory project for a large Kenosha manufacturer the week of May 18th. 20 _ 30 of these positions will last through August. Both 1st and 2nd shift available. Special interviewing hours · 9 am _ 2 pm Saturday, April 25 Flexi Force 5201 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 634-0087 or 654-8444 Please bring a picture ID and Social Security Card. Applications also taken daily 8 am_ 4 pm Monday through Friday or see M~ Plate. UWParkside Job Service after 1 pm weekdays. 595-2656 ---------.....;....---------~~-:--------------------- Editorial I Opinion ApriJ 1m TultANGa Nsws, Page 8 & 9 Editorial Kaplan goes public by Dan Chiappetta become not only visible to the students, but also demonsrraled an awareness of student relaled problems. But please, let's not stop here. Let the rest of the administration in on the fun. Wouldn't it be great if the adminislJ'ation could bea non-traditional student for a day, often having co balance wooc, school and a family? Or perhaps it would be interesting if the administration was alloKudosl I I ID Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, ca1ed a budget of about $3 a day and then who earlier this week came out from the asked whether the Coffee Shoppe's porlwory Tower co experience a day of disabil- tions really filled them up. Or since school lly. · is coming co a close, maybe they could In honor of Disability Awareness stand in line for 45 minutes mly to have Wea. Kaplan agreed co a first hand look at someone say, "I know you spent $40.00 on what it's like co be a handi-1,... ------------,• that book, but were not uscapped student here at ~ _ I ing it next semester so it's University of Wisconsin- • onlyworth$5, haveanice Parbide. Bumping and swerving, Kaplan day." awtwardly but courageously performed Now I acknowledge that many of the some of the difficult Wies disabled students things I mentioned are by know means the must perfmn daily. fault of Chancellor Kaplan, or the adminisDisabled students at UW-Parks.ide are tration. However, they along with the time and time again forced co deal with students have the power co change or imfaulty or slow elevators, unreachable book:- prove them. And besides,justknowing that shelves and numerous other unnecessary they understood and could relate to the inconveniences. Again, congratulations co numerous and justified problems of the stuChancellor Kaplan who rook the time co dents would certainly make me feel better. Politik from Parkside Society's ugly evils! by Bill Horner Columnist Racism, bigotry, and discrimination are ugly words used IO define even uglier anti-social behavicrs. Theseaction words usually describe, ~s, and provoke a certain verbal or physical response. They are psychologically pre-conditioned stimuli that provoke other conditioned responses. These words describe and define a "learned behavior." We are racist, we are discriminatory because we are taught to do iL We learn lhese attitudes and behavicral responses from our parents, relalives, friends, aquaintances and employment associalcs. Because we have been conditioned by this learned behavior, we lespond in a predictable manner. We accept Ibis aocial evil and allow ii.ID aBYi'YellldN!Dli1lve l:,y doing nodl- '-& ID a,p IL. We agy sllal&. llld ln dolq a,, al· lhia ii&i-JmJnatory behavior. ful behavior creates adversarial relationships. Almost every nation state has one problem or another directly related co this column's topic. Skin color, religion, physical and cultural differences, ethnicity, ethnocenlrism, and politics all seem to be socially acceptable reasons for creating and continuing an atmosphere of adversity. The ludicrous part of this inane scenario is that it does not have co continue. We can stop it, any time we choose to. This country, with it's diverse histay, with it's protective constitution, should lead the world in all areas of social progress. We should practice what we preach. We learn by our mistakes, and we correct those mistakes by eliminating the causes of them. We are not currendy doing dlia. The ncpti~ aocial effects ol pcwerty. crime. and diseaae, continue IO '-wbb no Iona tmm plan to aolve diem. We bavo ldientlfled lhe c:amal · ~- eucerbaac lhc:m Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: Wrth news of an addition to the Comm Arts parking lot circulating again, once again the opportunity to stick It to the students has arisen, and has been taken. The Faculty Senate has supported the recommendation of the Committee on Campus Environment that '1urther planning and work on the expansion of the Cornroonication Arts parking lot be postponed pending a thorough study of the nature of the demand for parking.· Their rationale is that the Racine/Kenosha area is a "severe ozone nonattainment area" claimed to be worse than any area save Los Angeles, and that adding parking spaces would discourage such practices as riding the bus or car pooUng. But is there possibly another, unstated reason? They claim in their resolution that "no information has been forthcoming regarding any systematic study of parking demand, nor of any alternative remedies." If this is so, how then can they make claims about the environmental impact of the expansion? Or how can they then substantiate their claims that ihere has been nQ demonstrated effort to promote car pooling" or that there has been no evidence regarding •efforts to increase ridership" on the local bus systems? Their entire argument against expansion is the negative environmental impact it would have, yet claim they have no information regarding these issues. How can they know the effect the expansion would have when they don't even know what effect our current amount of vehicles causes now? Furthermore, the suggestion originally came from the Committee on Campus Environment, whose job it is to research this stuff. What I see here is a clear case of somebody (or somebodies) not doing their job, and the students paying for it. Come on, the faculty has I plenty of reserved spaces that are empty: at least let us have enough to fulfill the current parking demand by students. Jason A. Beyer To the Editor One week ago I was prepared to speak out against UWS 17 Revised and any other proposal which would infringe upon a right to free speech. Following an unfortunate and tasteless "prank" occurring on April 1st, I now have an understandIng for the rationale behind such legislation. I still have quarrels with any means proposed in i111>lementing such a policy but at least I have an understanding. The real shame is that a policy such as UWS 17 should ever be needed, much less oonceived, in an institution of higher learning. The very nature of this facility irrc>lies intelligence. The unfortunate "prank" I refer to is of oourse the tasteless attempt at delivering pornographic materials to Chancellor Kaplan. Though not directly oovered under UWS 17, such an act of expression is incredibly childish and points directly towards the rationale which creates infringements such as UWS 17. As strongly as I feel with regard to censorship, be it hate-speech, printed material, or any other expression, I cannot condone such utterty mindless actions. I believe I speak for all members of PSGA as well when I say that this behavior will sirrc:,ly not be tolerated. Steven J. WIiims, PSGA THE RANGER NEWS is seeking applicants for the position of :EVF;~-Y-'THING This Jeamcd behavior is noc conSll'UCtive to any society; it is CJlbfflleJy harmful. Witness what is CUITCDtly happening throughout the world. This harmCinue IO JJCIPCIUalC by doing noching. (well almost everything) Stop blaming die victim, and do 90mething consttuctive to correct the problem, not continue iL Call 595-2295 or stop by WLLC D139C ·Gabe's Gab Registration boasts new boobytraps this year By Gabe Kluka Columnist Ah registraliool The biannual ritual of madness lhat disrupts the Coffee Shoppe for at lea.,t three days ha, come again to make us sweat. The reasons for sweating registration range from criminal to numerical. I have been sweating f<¥ criminal rca- . sons that I will explain later. Somepeoplesweatbccausetheirclasses fill up very quickly. and they don't want to have the thrill ofbashing through the course cawog al the tenninal, while the lines of waitingstuden~moanand groan about their poor judgement in picking classes. It is almost like a nightmare version or "Jeopardy." I usually don't have this probIan because I take "Math for Masochists" and other fun courses with similar titles. However. I know several people who actuilly camp out in front or the litnry for several days before registration SW1S, only co be told by the regislralion ladies dial they are too early to regisler. Trying to sneak in early is like trying to get tickets to a U2 concat. You have a beUt.r chance of having the space shuttle aash land on your house. I feel sorry for these people because they are usually the ones you hear howling like some forlorn coyote when they see that their c~ are full. Sometimes you'll even see sneaky freshmen trying to erase the transparencies on the overhead projectors that display the full or cancelled c~ . I've also noticed that people start to sweat profusely when they take a look at the Yes folks, I am a criminal. I have failed to pay a parking ticket within the allotted 14 days Fall Schedule. The powers that be decided to change the format. so cu:mal students. like myself. whobadmemori2:edeverydepartmentnumber. must blunder through the schedule trying to find the proper abbreviations to avoid having their knuckles rapped with a ruler by the heartless registration ladies. "YOU R>RGOT TIIE ASTERISK!" they scream, and KAPOW! Your lmucldcs are back in grade school. It is really not that bad. but I feel like a kid who is trying to put on idiot miucns with tbehelpofhisimpatientmotla. My registration peispiration ha, been induced by my own felooious encounters with the dreaded Parkside Campus Police. Yes folks. I am a criminal. I have failed to pay a parking ticket within the a1oued 14 days. Therefore, when I go to regis1er I have to wonder whether<¥ not the computer will beep, and a pair of handcuffs will spring out and restrain me f<¥ removal to the campus jail Once there. I will be 8CCOSled by the hard-cores who me serving time for overdue library books and the dangerous Dorm rowdies. I wonder if a can of Right Ouad will prevent this from happening? University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER N/EWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press ~ Wood fad. Box 21XX1. Kenoahl. WI 53141·2000 Edml (414) 58S-2287 Busile9s (414) 596-2296 The Rm&• Ncws is published evay Thursday durina die acadc:mic year CllCCpl av• !:nab and holidays. TbellqcrNewa ii wriam and edir.ed by llDCknU of UWPartddc. who .-e IOlely reqxalblc for ica ediUJrial policy and conM:nl. munity issues. A rcprc:sen11tive umple may be published when numerous Jcuas expressing 111tUliar vicwpo,.n11 arc naeved. l..etu:n 10 die FA.il0r lhould be~ and doublolpec:cd and include the lll1hon name, social securhy number. and 1elephone nwnber. Lcurn may not exceed 2.SO words and ahould be delivered to The Ranier News. Room WLLC D139C. before :S pm on Monday. Letters thal do nol meet die aforanentioncd requirements, • well • «hole oonwnin,g oft'mslvc, m,doua twrnkklding inforawion. will be rctUmCd 10 die alJlhor to be rewnncn. The Ranger News rexrvea the right to edit leum for spclliJl3 and gramnw. Ldlfftot'..dllclr'Nky The Raopr News a.cw.- and invites lenen 10 die Edil,ar, ~ diuc,eeall. Ol lpaaa with lrl editorial. article. or fADn pablilhed in The R cw, arc weJcomc,d,a.,. lllldcn' 't•wpou111.m ~ and com- \ ' ' Top Ten things overheard on the UW-Parkside (Pickle) Shuttle Bus By Ted Mdntyre Humorist 1 O. I hope that's your umbrella in my back! 9. Do you come here often? 8. Hey driver, big pedal on the right 7. Who farted? 6. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 5. What size engine do you got in this baby? 4. He's I lost isn~ he? 3. Ser 'em Driver, let's go. 2. That's OK; my cl~ started five minutes ago. 1. NoQody, but nobody, could possibly likeBarbaraMandrelthismuchl ~~~~!!..._--------~~~-----~=--=----~=-!.!.:- Feature April , 1992 ' Celebrate Shakespeare's birthday In observance of Good Friday the univcrsitv ,viii close at noon PEER HEALTH EDUCATORS Join the team! Now accepting Applications for 1992-93 Information and Applications available in Student health savices MolnD115 Deadline is April 24, 1992 -. • Educate students make responsible decisions • Inform students on alcohol, sexuality, lllV/AIDS • Present programs such as: -Alcohol Awareness Week -AIDS Awareness Week -Love Carefully Day -Safe Spring Break .. CelebraleShakespeare's birthday at the annu,J Shakespeare Birthday Dinner on Sunday, April 26, from 5:00-8:30 pm in Union 104-106. Dinnt.r is $11.SO for IIOIHIUdenlsmdS9.SOforswdents. Professor Jack Jorgens from the American University, Wahington, DC and author of "Shakespeare on Film," will speak on "Columbus and Shakespeare." In addition, awards will be made to middle and high school student winners in this year's Shakespeare Sonnet Writing Contest. "Once again we have had a wonderful response to our sonnet writing contest," says Andrew McLean, director of the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center, sponsor of the COOiest and the 111- nual dinnel'. "Shake.-eisc1emty alive and well in Wisconsin,• be added. Dinner ~ must be made by April 21. Call Bev Kiczmillerat595-2514.Checbare payable to the Regional Slaff Development Ceti1er, UW-Pnaidc, Kenosha, WI 53141-2.(XX), SUMMER1992 ELP ITED ORIENTATION LEADERS Do you remember !.QYt first day at Parkside? What did you need to know? Orientation leaders help prepare new students and make them fee comfortable and welcome at Parkside. Improve your public relations and communication skills by becoming an Orientation Leader. Students who enjoy working with the public, and enjoy attending UW-Parkside should apply for this paid position. BUZZ DELIVERS ••• THI BEST IN NEW MUSIC! THE CAVEDOGS "SOUL MARTINI. MICHELLE SHOCKED "ARKAN SAS TRAVELER· Complete Job descriptions and applica tions are available in Union 209 or at the Info. Desk. Deadline is April 24. For more info. call 595-2277. ALE Ali BREAKWATER RECORDS 4805 S. Packard Ave Cudahhy 747-0786 CROSSROADS CD'S & TAPES 8046 22nd Ave Kenosha 652-8800 MAINSTREAM 18895 W. Bluemond Waukesha 797-9314 MAINSTREAM 150 West Main St Waukesha 547-1184 . . . . . University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B , o I r .s THURSDAY, APRIL 6,1992 March Madness in April Although NCAA basketball is over, OW-Parkside intramural hoop action is still alive. Check the league fenal standings and the playoff picture. B4. Play Ball Major League Baseball is undetway for 1992. The Ranger News' very own Dr. 'L' (Greg Liegel) and Assistant Sports Editor Len Anholdmake their predictions for the division winners. B2. UW-Parkside Wheel chair team member Steve Hembrook takes a freethrow as Keven Luarski looks on. OW-Whitewater won 90- Rangers split two over week Quick Quartet The Ranger Grappler captains have already been named for the 1992-93 season. Heading up the Rangers wrestling squad will be; Juniors, Darin Tiedt, Jim Bezotte, Joel Dutton and Troy Brockman. Steve Skarda, a senior, was named team M.V.P. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor When we last left the UWParbide baseball ream, it had just beaten UW-Milwaulcee twice and upped the Ranger record to 6-10 on the 1992 campaign. NowwepickituputheRangers have gone through anocherweek of baseball splitting two games beating Carthage college S-3 last Wednesday md then losing to North Centtal IS-3 Tuesday. Last Wednesday, the Rangers opened up at Carthage with three quick runs in the first inning before Carthage knew what happened. PilCher Jason Holl held the Redmen scoreless through the first two innings until giving up two runs in the second. When Cathage acored again in the fourth, the Rangers led 4-3. Paul Phillips came in in relief of Holt after four and two !birds innings pitched. Phillips went the real of the game pitching four and a third hitless innings with no walks. The Rangersaddedanolherrun in the sixth giving lhem a S-3 win. The fate of the Rangers was not as favorable Tuesday night however m the Rangers were ttounced 15-3 at newly dedicaaed Keo "Red" Oberbruncr field by North Central College. The Rangers were never totally inlo the game u coach Pete Peuenboom was thrown out just seven pitches into the game arguing a call made by the home plale umpire at third base North Cenual scored two rum in the first and four in the second pulling the Rangen in a 6-1 hole. Offensively, the Rangen were scoreless from the second iMing through the seventh when they added one and then anodler run in the last of the eight inning game. The IS-3 loss put the Rangers at 7-11 on the season. Fantastic Who do you pick to win the NBA Championship? Chicago Portland Detroit 55 10 10 Boston 5 Cleveland 4 New York, Golden State 3 . . . . . ' . SectionB Terrible weather haunts Rangers By HOLLY ERICKSON Sports Writer "It was a mixed bag of competitive efforts, not unusual for a chilly meet day," commented Coach Mike DeWitt of bis team's performance. This just about sums up the day for bolb the ladie.1 and men lrack ream, u they compeu:d in 40 degree tempentures with m unfavorable 15mphNWwind. This hinders thenmoaspc:donnlmce• they try to bJock the wind in crder to impme upon their limes. Despite the chilly conditions. however, the Rangers had "people nmning strong, compelitive races." la the 5<mn field. the fd race of the competition, Ano Stolamm placed first while Tn Roy toot fifth wwith a 18.19 and 19.39 respectively. This situation repealed itself in the 15ron nm with Tricia Breu first and Kelly wauoo fifth with times of 4.52 and 5.01. Themilerday ll:8lll of A very, Majerie, Dahm, and Waasoa also capcuml fifth pllce wilh a time of 4.23. The mems team opened their 1e11CJDtbiswedtead,11CarlOlivcr remiained a Slllld out competitor winning the400 mea:rdash (49.89) and coming 1-=k to lake second in the 200m dash widl a clocking of 22.57. The 800m nm uo gave Bob JolmOD • IUlla place finish widla 1.58. Tbe Ringers bead to UWOsbkolb dm weekend k>taGlpefe apinllll)IDColWilCGDSia'•bel&I. April 16, 1992 lltNGn Nns S,orrs, Page B2 - Major League Baseball kicks into action, and Dr. L has the answers Ranger Commentary MajorLeape Baseball is into run swing and it's P,Cdiction time again here at the Ranger News. Len Anbold, Dr. L. and Ted McIntyre. along with several UWParbidc students give us theirpredictions on the ..,coming major league 9C&10II. Lell.Auold Wilh all the hies and fR:e agent signings at the winte'I' meetings, this looks lilce the roughest season to pmlict what reams are going to put it all together. I'D try anyway. . The American League West looks to be the sttoogest ~ the four, with Oakland, Minnesota, Teusand the White Sox all having potential 90-100 win J)O§ibilities. Out or the four squads, the Sox look to be the strongest. Wilh the acquisitions or Steve Sax and Gcage Bell, lhe Sox may have fit lhe final pieces into the pennant puzzle. The infidel of Frank ThomM 11 fin&. Sax at second, Ozzie Guillen at short and Robin Ventura at third may be lhe best in the bigs. If Alex Fernandez can continue to improve a the third starter md Charlie Hough, Greg Hibbard and -=e Jack McDowell have good SC&10IIS, the Soudl Side boys may just win ova 100 games. Look for Oakbmd and Te~ to also make suong pennan1 runs IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 EVERY THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT This Week Featurin2: • $3.00 Pitchers • .50¢ Alabama's • $1.00 Genuine Drafts • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jams r------------Baek~TI~ INAME _________ I IFAVORITESHOT _______ I I You Pick it, We'll Pour it I I L Drawing/or ________________ End of the Year 1/2 Barrell Party I J behindpotentoffensiveauacband for Minnesota to finish a little lower than last y~ because or the loss of Jack Morris. AL WEST Predictions 1. White Sox 102 fiO 2. A~s 90 72 3. Rangers 88 74 4. Twins 85 77 5. Marinm 82 80 6. Angels 78 84 7. Royals 65 97 Divisional Offensive MVP Rueben Siena (Rangers) Divisional Cy Young J a C k McDowell (White Sox) The ALEtilis improving, but still weak. Toronto looks to be a definite favorire, especially with the acquisition of World Series MVP Jack Morris. Boslon and Detroit will be distant runner-ups, with the Brewers again finishing mediocre. Roberto Alomar, Kelly Gruber, Joe Carter and newly acquacd Dave Winfield will provide the offensive punch to go along with an awesome pitching staff, anchored by Morris and Jimmy Key. The Red Sox will ride Roger Clemen• s multi-mill.ion dollar ann to a distant second place finish, wilh Wade Boggs putting his probIt.ms behind him to hil over .350. Detroit has the rocket launchers in the middle of it's order, with Cecil Fielder, MickeyTeuletonandRob Deer, but if NASA struck out as many times as the rocket launchers do, the deficit would be double what it is today. The Brewers, afta' sweeping changes within their organil.atioo, will be mediocre, again. Paul Molitor and Robin Yount just are not super men and cannot lead Milwaukee to the promised land by themselves. If Teddy Higuera wouldlayoftheBurritoSupreme's and Dan Plesac would lay off the donuts, the staff might be solid. Jamie Navano and Chris Bosio are strong,butcannotcarrytheload. If Greg Vaughn and Daryl Hamikon come along, the Brewers could malce a late season nm, but don't countoniL As for the rest ol the division. weak would be the only word to descn'be iL New York has started strong, but look for a big time fade. Baltimore and Cleveland made some off season ctwwes. but ., did Sears. AL EAST Predictions 1. Blue Jays 96 66 2. Red Sox 90 72 3, Tigers 85 77 4. Brewers 81 81 S. Yankees 75 87 6. Orioles 70 92 7. Indians 68 94 Divisional Offensive MVPC e c i l Fielder (figers) Divisional Cy Young Roger Clemens (Red Sox) The National League East should have a repeat winner. Even though the Mets have Bobby Bonilla, the Pirates will take the division aown again in 1992. Barry "U.S." Bonds looks to be on pace for his strongest season ever, and Doug Drabek and Zane Smith wilh anchor a strong pitching staff. Jay Bell is the most under-rated shorutop in baseball and Andy Van Slyke and Bonds make lhe Bucs outfield the strongest in the division. The Mets, who have stonger tallent than the Pirates, will just never put it all together. There are always too many distractions to allow Howard Johnson, Booilla, Gooden and Vince Coleman to perform • to par. The Cardinals made a strong showing last season and if their pitchingstaysstrong,theycouldbe there at season's end. Lee Smith, with 51 ~ves last season, won't blow too many late inning leads. The Cubs, Phillies and Expos will finish in the lower half of the division, they just don't have enough pitching to cut iL NL EAST Predictions 1. Pirates 96 66 2. Mets 92 70 3. Cardinals 90 72 4. Cubs 80 82 5. Phillies 72 90 6. Expos 70 92 Divisional Offensive MVPBarry Bonds (Pittsburgh) Divisional Cy Young Doug Drabek (Pittsburgh) In the NL West it could be wide open, the Reds, Braves.Dodgers and Padres all have sarong squads. If the PadJes can pu1 it all together, look for a pennant for Fred McGriff and company. McGriff. the "Crime Dog". will clean up a solid line-up which includes Tony Femandez.BipRoberts, Tony Gwynn, Gary Sbeflield and Benito Santiago. The key lo the Succes.1 of Padres will be their pitching. If younpter Andy Benes puts it all togeda, he will wil die NL Cy Young. Vctaan Brw:e Hurst should have lnodler solid season and ace ieleivcn Craig Lcffertsand Lany Andersmsbould shore up the bullpen. The Reds pilChingSllff sbould carry them through the 9WOG. With Tom Browning. Greg Swindell, Jose Rijo and Tim Belcher, lhe Reds could bave die best staff in the league. If die offensive punch is there, wilb Eric Davis and Paul O'Neill, tbc Rcds will be tough to beaL The Braves and Dodgas allo have tough pitching Slaff1111d will give opposing teams map headaches. It will be IOO tough for die Braves to repeat last years perfll'• mance, however, and the Reds and Padres will be IOO much fll' die Dodgers to handle. The also rms in the west will be the Giants and the Asuos. 1be Giants have toollllllyintcmal ~ lems and the Aslros are just IOO young. NL WEST Predictions 1. Padres 96 <i6 2. Reds 9S 61 3. Braves 92 70 4. Dodgers 90 72 5. Giants 75 87 6. Astros 70 92 Divisional Offensive MVPF r c d McGriff (San Diego) Divisional Cy Young Andy Benes (San Diego) As far as the World Series goes, look for the White Sox to beat whoevec they face, m die one year old Comiskey Park is die site of four of seven games. Dr.L-GregLiepl Due to populardemllld. Dr. L is back on the spor1S bea1. and is ready to spread his spor,sexpertise IO all those who need id (i:.spe. cially those who picked lndiaDI ii the NCAA tournament) After succeafully pickilll Duke towinitallacoupleof weeb ago, Dr. L Im been forced out" retirement. and be ... beCII llked to pick this yes•• t,aeblD ..... ings. This is how Dr. L sees iL SeeDr.L-84 ~J6, 1992 11t-L•Ernm --- B 2 AL WEST Predictions t.Oicll'O While Sox 2. Toll Ringen 3.Mil orTwins 4. $ellde Mariners 5. QjllDd Alhlctics 6. ~ Angels ?. X-S C11y Royals Qk:a80 and Texas will com- ,-far die A.L West crown this ,-. Boda teams have better than .,_. offense. In fact. Texas• c,ffallive line-up may be best in _,.al HoweYCr, pitching is the key. 1111 die While Sox have the nod 11e1e ill die form of Fernandez. McDowell.Alveraz. Hibb3rd with RldmkYandlbiggy in the bullpen. FCl'T~IOOmany~tions. W'aD Ryan be able IO pitch in the wbole Yfl!l'I If not. can Kevin Browncaaytheloed? Can Kenny Rops or Jeff Russell regain all- • form? Overall, things being equal. pilching is what will win for the While Sox. *Sjde Noc,es Look OUl for a catcber named Ivan Rodriguez - Next Carbon Fisk?? 1146 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI ALEASI l, Toronto Bluejays 2. Boston Red Sox 3. Milwaukee Brewen 4. New York Yanlcees S. Detroit Tigers 6. Baltimore Orioles 7. Cleveland Indians Ho-Hum, ooceagain the Blue Jays will be the "toast" of the EasL The addition of Jact Morris only adds strength to their already solid pitching staff. Successful comeback by Dave Steib will only help. Defensively and offensively they are very solid. Ob, and by the way, Kelly Gruber is hlCk at third. The Red Sox will come in second once again. Haven'tdoneanythinglOhelpoutthe"RocketMan", although they did acquire Frankie "SweetMusic"Viola. Offensively, they lack a Joe Carter, RoberlO Alamar, ora healthy Kelly Gruber. However, look for the name Moe "Don't call me Curly" Vaughn. Overall, Toronco bas the complete package. •SjdeNotes NYYankeeswill finish ever-so near tbat.500eclipse this year. Baltimore's new ball park will buy them sixth place. And Robin Yount will reach the 3,000bitmilestone. Lastly though the drwns in Cleveland are still beating. Now here is a look at the National league. NLEAST 1. Pittsburgh Pirates 2.NYMets 3. Montreal Expos 4. Chicago Cubs 5. Philadelphia Phillies 6. SL Louis Cardinals Yes, the Pirates will survive with one-half of the Killer Bee's. Still have Barry Bonds.Doug Drabek,andnicecastofochetplayers. Van Slyke in the outfield,Bucbell al tbird,Bell at shortstop, and Chico Lind at second. Also, a young playez named Orlando Merced at first. Will have to replace John Smiley, who was a twenty-game winner last year. Defensively, are very sound. "Threepeat" is a real posStl>ilily in the "S1eel-Ci1y". The only thing that will stop the Mets(besides defense/errors) fromwinning the division is themselves. Other than that, have all the ingredients to get back to the "promise-land". Bonilla, Sabemagen, Cone,i&Jo,andahealthyGooden co name a few. •sidenoees The dry-spell will continue in the "Windy-City". Since before the InduSlrial Revolution. Lasdy, htzc is bow the N.L. West will look. NL WEST 1) Cincinnati Reds 2) San Diego Padres 3) Atlanta Braves 4) L.A. Dodgers 5) San Francisco Giants 6) Houston Astros Out of all the divisions, this was the haJdest IO pick for Dr.L Any one of these teams has a realistic chance of winning the crown. Overall, Dr.L feels that Cincinnati may even have a belter pilcbing Slaff than Atlanta does. If. that is posgble. Helped themselves with the addition of Belcher, and Swindell. Atlanta returns the same team from last year.yet find themselves in a division that is more competitive than ever. What about Tommy's Boys? ls Eric Davis the Grand Opening Tonight Thursday, April 16 • RANGER NEWS Srorrs, Page B3 final piece IO the pmzlc? Overall, each of thele teams have helped themselves, and thereforat is •ybody's division. Minus the Gimls and As1ros. •Sidenoccs Dr.L 'a dakbane ream is the Padres. Have found a borne for Gary"Don 't call me a crybaby" 7. Ha~. young Siar in Andy Benes. "Prime Tune" hopefully will live up IO bis billing in Atlanta. Playoffs Chicago over Toronto (AL) Cincinnati over Piusburgh (NL) World Series Cincinnati over Chicago Wcll,lht.reyouba~iL Dr.L's predictions for this year. Only time will rellifDr.Lcontinuesbismagic. Stay tuned! Ted's Picks AL West White Sox AL Eut Red Sea NL East Expos NL West Dodgas Mike Caccioppo's Picks AL West While Sox AL East Toronto NLEast Mets NL West Dodgers Formerly the Karoke Club Don't miss the Grand Opening of Kenosha's newest HOT SPOT! 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The Boyz, seeded 11th • put a scare into sixth seeded Straight P - No Cut before losing 89-87, three Boyz scored over 20 pointswith Mike Sranske leading the way with 27. Wes Croft scored 35 for the winners. Straight P will advance to play the Pro Birds. Foul Play defeated Charging Annadillos 56-52 to advance to play eed Really Rottens. Made Behl scored 22 in the victory. The Bad Boys from Biscayne, seeded fifthad no trouble with We Improved, winning 80-52. Gunner Jim Glinecki led the Bad Boys with 20 poits. · For more Information call 595-2267 or 595-2287 . , . . -~~9~z~ ""''k .. 'rw>. •· :~~-,,_ .. ,;~~'.'Y:~-~-~~~- ·. . .· Final Intramural Basketball Standings Eastern Division Team Hollywood Really Rottens S.M.D. Foul Play Still Ugly Juice Crew W L 12 0 10 2 9 3 6 5 5 8 4 8 Tuesday, Aprll 14 Thursday, April 16 7:00C 7:00 8:00C 8:00 12) 1) Hollywood f 12-0) • 8) Still Ugly (fH3) 7:00C Stlll·Ugly 9) Juice Crew (4-8) 4) Pro ~ird_s (9-3) 6) Straight P (6-5) 7:00 Straight P. 1-1) The Q9yz (2-1 0) 2) Really Rottens (10-2) 7) ~oul Play (~-5) a:ooc· Fou_l-Pl~y 1 Q)Chg. Arms .. (3-9)' 3) S.M.Q. (9-3) 5) Bad,B.oys (8::.5) 8:00 Bad Boyz We lm0roved (0-12 Western Division Team Pro Birds Bad Boys Straight P Rave Chg. Armadillos TheBoyz We Improved W L 9 3 8 5 6 5 4 8 3 9 2 10 0 12 Tuesday, Apr II 21 Thursday, Apr II 23 7:00C 7:30C Champion 8:00C - - Wingspread Fellow Tm RANCD Nsws, Page IS The breakup of the Soviet Union and the role of the West By J. DelaiM Rogen Wingspread Fellow eign Editor of Neue Zurcher dia.imagesoftheWestpenetrated Zeiwng of Zurich, Switzerland, an Iron Cmtain ~ able to censor manded change. Therefore that change, namely glasnost and the search for truth. &CCQl'ding to Dr. Kux, came from within the Soviet Union and not from the West to make a long tmn commi1111ent to open up its economy and include the East in the Comrncn Market. not ma-e surface relief. 1be F.ast will modernize much fastcr than we realize due to the genuine desire to change coming from within its own people. As the West presumes to celebrlle the end of the Evil Empire, citing a Soviet desire for our supe10 economic structures and irresistible popular culture a, the DNA of gtasnost. it is suggested that the West must immediately transplant jt, democracy and consumer oriented thinking <r lose the Soviet Union to one of those evei--lurking toealilarian dictators who forever fascinate the non-industtialized world. It is this limited first world view and perhaps arrogance that has led us to believe that only through imitation can the wt achieve success. We must begin to accepl lhal the changes in the Soviet Union are coming from with.in and that our part is to welcome the emerging nations intoourecooomy so they can achieve success as they perceive it. not as we dictate it should be. According to Ernst Kux, Fellow of the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Studies in Washington, D.C. and former Forr····--------~ I I \JE.65 t ! I I I I mass expenditures on defense at or restrict its audience against adtbecostof domestic programs have vances in satellite, computer, fax, indeed created tremendous hard- radio and television communicashi~ for the Soviet people. But lions. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Consensual relations draft meets with disapproval at UW-Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE LOOK Student Health Services "SHS is the student's answer to the medical question," explains Sandra Rlese, director of SHS. See Page 3 WLBR The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's one and only radio station, WLBR, is in need of your assistance. This may be the opportunity you have been waiting for. See Page 3 Governor Tommy Thompson On Monday, April 20, Rep. Spencer Black, D-Madison.encouragedcitizens to pressure Gov. Tommy G. Thompson to sign Bill AB590 into law. This comprehensive energy bill was approved by the State Legislature in March. See Page 5 Senior Citizens A divided UW Board of Regents rebuffed a horde of letter-writing senior citizens Friday April 10, refusing to allow them to audit classes for free. See Page 5 Editorial What did you think of The Ranger News? See Page 8 College Fund-Raising Private Donations Carthage College 1985-86 1986-87 1987-88 1988-89 1989-90 1990-91 1991-92 $1.05 million $1.52 million $2.25 million $ 2.05 million $2.17 million $ 3.45 million $3.60 million UW-Parkside 1987 $133,700 1988 $174,800 1989 $246,000 1990 $262,000 1991 $360,000 Source: Journal Times Recycle IVIe Decision on Professor Dennis Dean possible By Dennis Clarke News Writer Dennis Dean, a UW-Parkside professor of English and humanities accused of four counts of sexual harassment, is still waiting for word on his future. Dean has asked for an open appeals hearing before the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents. However, no date has been set for the hearing. "The process is to arrange a briefing schedule for the parties involved," said Judith Temby, Secretary of the UW Board of Regents, whose office is in charge of coordinating the hearings. "That is in line with the usual practice. But a date has not been set yet for the hearing." The parties that are directly involved are Dean, his attorney, Mark Nielsen, and the UW Board of Regents Person- Dennis Dean nel Matters Review Committee. UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan says she hopes tob e part of the proceedings also. The hearings will be open to the public if Dean requests it. Kaplan cannot definitively say why it is taking so long for the hearing to begin, but she notes that the matter is no longer in her hands. "It's off the campus," she stated. "It's been in the hands of the Board Continued on Page 2 £ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 28 April 23,1992 Consensual relations draft meets with disapproval at UW-Parkside By Andy Patch News Editor Recently, the Sexual Harassment Committee drafted a statement regarding consensual relations between staff and students at the UW-Parkside campus (presented in the January 23,1992 issue of The Ranger News). The statement has met with disapproval from various students and staff members, including associate professor of philosophy Aaron Snyder. The first concern to be addressed regarding the statement, Snyder believes, is the necessity of such a document at all. "The presumption, I think, is that all members of the university community are adults, and OT certain libertarian priniciples...rational adults are entitled to make their own decisions about consensual relations." A second concern expressed by Snyder questions whether or not such a statement should be incorporated into the sexual harassment policy. "Consensual relations" necessarily includes the consent of both parties in- Kaplan spends day in wheelchair as part of Disability Awareness Week volved, whereas harassment is coercive, or non-consensual. Third, Snyder notes several problems with the content of the statement in general. The most important of these lies with the concept of a "definite power differential." "It's clear that certain relations are to be discouraged, but it's not clear what the boundaries are. For example, if I'm your dissertation supervisor and you and I get into a romantic or sexual relationship, that's a no-no. If you're a student registered in erne of my classes...then that's a definite no-no - and I think on that most people would agree." Is there a definite power differential between a student and professor when the two are in no way academically related, possibly even from differing departments? Snyder believes not Finally, Snyder questions the purpose of the statement in general. He states that it was Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore not made clear to him, both in the document itself and when he asked the committee, what the statement was intended to do. "If its just a statement (and not a policy)," poses Snyder, "why bother?" Further, "Is it the intent of this docu- Continued on Page 2 By Andy Patch News Editor Early risers at the university last Tuesday, April 14, had the opportunity to see UW-Paikside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan in a new light Kaplan, in recognition of Disability Awareness Week, spent half of the day touring the campus and fulfilling her regular duties in a wheelchair. The purpose of the exercise, in addition to supporting. Disability Awareness Week, was to gain a stronger understanding of the difficulties faced by disabled students at UWParkside and to draw attention to specific areas in which the university needs to improve in its accomodations for the handicapped. Kaplan believes that the experience has made her better able to empathize with disabled students and to see the problems with which they must cope. "[My experience] gave me a deeper respect for the challenges that the physically disabled students face. As a person responsible for this institution, I was made much more aware of the limitations of the buildings..it really reminds us that we need to constantly be on top of those problems, and not simply say 'Well, we'll get to it Continued on Page 2 DESIGN FOR DIVERSITY New minority students, UW-Parkside YEAR GOAL ENROLLMENT 1988-89 84 97 1989-90 91 88 1990-91 99 90 1991-92 106 109 Total undergraduate minority enrollment Minority Percent Year Enrollment V of total 1989-90...— .......328......... a. ».«*. •H..UU(.6>7% 1990-9t«« t't* 347 4 Wm. ^..7.0% 1991-92. •MrtcUW-SyM J2 THE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 In The News April 23,1992 Campus Calendar Ffiday Saturday •Play: "Comedy of Errors" 7pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Admission-$5 students, $6 guests •Film: "My Girl" 7:00pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (Sponsored by PAB) •Play: "Comedy of Errors" 7pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Admission- $5 students, $6 guests •Film: "The Addams Family" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (PAB) •Film: "The Addams Family" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (PAB) •Gran Baile! featuringLa Experiencia. 8pm in the Union Square. $3 in advance for students, $4 in advance for guests, $5 general admission Kaplan's day with the disabled Dean asks for open Board of Regents hearing Continued from Page 1 of Regents'office since February." Kaplan notes that the Board of Regents is rather busy. "These things take time. The Board of Regents members work full-time so finding a time to schedule it is just a lot more complicated than it appears." However, the board members aren't the only ones with jobs. Dean also has professional responsibilities and would like to get on with the proceedings as soon as possible. "It's a difficult situation now because we're coming up on final exams and grading, and that's a somewhat sensitive area as I'm sure they (Temby's office) are aware." However, Dean doubts thatth e hearing will occur anytime soon. "I don't see that it would be very likely at all that it would ktae place before the end of the semester." Dean is rater displeased with the rate at which matters are moving. "They (the Board of Regents) are going fairly slowly on this matter, and some of the obvious excuses such as the fact Chancellor Kaplan was applying for that joba t San Jose no longer apply." Kaplan had been considering taking the position of president at San Jose State University in California in March. Asked why the proceedings are taking so long, Dean simply said, "I wouldn't want to second guess the Regents." Temby noted that more information on the hearings may be available within the nexttwo weeks. The UW-Parkside Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee in December made a recommendation to Kaplan that Dean be suspended for a year without pay, stripped of his tenure and forced to receive counseling that would be monitored by the campus' sexual harassment committee. The recommendation came after the Rights and Responsibilities Committee's November hearing at which Dean and his four The case at that point went to Temby and the Board of Regents. Dean vehemently denies that he is guilty of any sexual harassment and feels that he is being harassed by Kaplan's administration as a result of criticisms he has made of her in the past. Continued from Page 1 tomorrow.'" The university has made strong positive steps in die last several years in accomodating handicapped students (including restrooms, automatic doors and drinking fountains, and lifts in Main Place). "But," states Kaplan, "there is still a great deal more to be done." "We are aware of things that need to be done, and we're working on them. Parking is a problem for us, in that we don't have enough handicapped parking spaces (additional spaces will be added this summer)...Theelevators have been a frustration for all of us." (Attempts at upgrading the current elevator systems have been hampered by state budgeting officials) "Unfortunately, there are things we can do nothing about - the inclines on the bridges between the buildings, the lifts in Main Place - they work, but they're a little scary. The problems with the elevators, the library stacks..." "Werealize that there isaproblem, but making them more accessible to the disabled would require such major reconstruction that it would be simply cost prohibitive." (Library staff are, however, willing to find whatever resource is needed upon request) UW-Parkside's administration is not alone in its attempt to better accomodate handicapped students, however. "We have a 504 Committee chaired by Carol Cashen, with several students and staff members from the university, including Gary Nephew and Sandra Riese, that has been looking for problem areas on campus. "Every time they find a specific problem that we can deal with, we assign someone to fix it Some things, like the library stacks, aren' t fixable, but 95 percent of the things are. Recommendations that have been taken thus far include (handicapped) signs being posted more immediately, the Main Place lifts being checked for operation on a daily basis, and food service line accessibility." Regarding Disability Awareness Week in general, Kaplan was very positive. "I thought is was a very successful week. I think Gary Nephew and the students who were on the committee deserve great credit - they put together a very good array of activities (such as the various speakers, the wheelchair basketball game, etc.).~and were able to make people aware and a little more sensitive." Kaplan stresses thei mportance of such activities for her and the other administrators that were involved in the program. "It was important to experience [life as a disabled person] from the perspective of someone who has to do it every day." Disapproval for relations draft "They (the Board of Regents) are going fairly slowly on this matter, and some of the obvious excuses such as the fact Chancellor Kaplan was applying for that job at San Jose no longer aoolv." Dennis Dean accusers, Kimberly Meyer, Wanda Leiting, Melinda Thomea nd Jackie Arena, testified. In January, Kaplan wrote a letter to Dean informing him that she disagreed with the committee's recommendation and wanted him fired. Continued from Page 1 ment to preclude or discourage sex relationships? The document doesn't make it clear. I asked that question to the Sexual Harassment Committee, and their reaction was zero...Are we opposed to coercion, or are we opposed to sex?" Several students, when asked about a university policy on consentual relationships between students and faculty, expressed support for Snyder's arguments. Says senior English major Carlise Newman, "I think it's [the statement] stupid because we should be able tod o what we want, but, if it's, say, a student with a professor who teaches their class there might be some discretion needed..." "I don't think it's any of the university's business what faculty and/or staff and students do on their own free time," states Mike Paupore, a junior business major. "I think that we're all adults and that we can handle our own lives without the interference of other people." Adds student Lisa Dukowitz, "I think that that policy is kind of immature...I think that as college students, we should be able to have relationships with whomever we feel, it's not like we're children anymore..." Further, Snyder expressed concerns as to whether or not opposition to the statement are and wil l be taken seriously. "I spoke to the Sexual Harassment Committee and I raised some concerns about the statement, but I'm afraid that they were not listening too hard; they did not seem to be interested in my concerns...They heard me out, they were polite, I think they were sleeping through most of what I said, and when I had my say, they said Thank you,' and I left." Snyder states that he would like to initiate further discussion on both the issue and the statement. Correction International Day, held yesterday, was sponsored by the Parkside International Club, notthe Hispanic Organization of Parkside as stated in last week's issue. April 23,1992 Campus News THE RANGER NEWS, Page 3® UW-Parkside's Student Health Services brings affordable health care to students on a budget Parkside's Student Health Services is one of the campus' best kept secrets By Scott Singer Layout Editor What do you do when you are in need of medical care on a budget? Where do you go when you have questions about your health or are in need of health supplies? Answers to these questions can sometimes seem difficult for students. Fortunately, there is an answer; the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's StudentHealth Services (SHS). SHS offers answers to these questions and more. "SHS is the student's answer to the medical question," explains Sandra Riese, director of SHS. According to Riese, SHS offers a wide range of services for the student, and many for faculty as well. SHS offers routine care, acute care for illness and emergencies, counseling, health education, wellness promotion, and more. "SHS is perfect for the student because we offer so many free programs," said Riese. "If a student needs to make a visit to a physician, he can go toS t. Catherine's Family Practice Center, which offers office visits at no charge after being refered byS HS," explained Riese. The center is located conveniently in Talent Hall. In fact, convenience is one of the strong points of SHS. "A student can walk in and in a relaivt ely short period of time receive free routine care," explained Riese. Such care includes strep screens, TB skin tests, immunization, pregnancy tests, and more. Other services are avai lable at a low cost to the student This includes contraceptives supplies for a low cost, distributed in complete confidentiality. The current price for ten condoms is $1.00. Of course, confidentiality is stressed at SHS. "All medical records and patient visits are completely confidential. No one can have access to your medical files without your written permission," explains Riese. In addition to ther outine medical care offered, SHS offers professional counseling and referals. Areas covered include alcohol and drug concerns, depression, eating disorders, rape, incest, suicide, and relationship issues. "SHS has hired Marcy Cayo as the new alcohol program coordinator and counselor. She will be a valuable addition to our staff and will be coordinating our Peer Educator program as well,"s ays Riese. Cayo is currently available in the Peer Educator office. The SHS office, located in Molinaro D115, is open Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. On Monday and Thursday the office is open until 6 p.m. Student Health services is the answer to the students medical dilemma. Professional care can be arranged by calling SHS at 595- 2366. The alcohol program and Peer Educators are available in Molinaro D124 and can bere ached at 595-2365. UW-Parkside radio station recruiting WLBR is Parkside's student run radio station Anna Curl Assistant Layout Editor Attention those of you looking for some convenient, on-eampus job experience, or should I say "excellent resume filler?" The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's One and only radio station, WLBR, is in need of your assistance. This may be the opportunity you have been waiting for. Currently, WLBR broadcasts programming based upon students' requests into the Recreation Center. Also, there has been talk of a possible "cable system" out to the dorms. From malfunctioning equipment to scarcity of DJ's to its relocation down to the Recreation Center, WLBR (Wisconsin Low Budget Radio) has undoubtedly been through a lot. However, now is your chance to get involved and make a difference by devoting some spare time toward the revitalization of WLBR. The open 1992-93 WLBR Executive Council positions include: Station Manager, Public Relations Director, Music Director, Programming Director, Technical Director, and Disc Jockeys. Applications for these positions are available in Union 209, the Student Activities Office. If you have the slightest bit of interest in music, the radio industry, broadcasting, or even just an opportunity to have fun while gaining an invaluable learning experience, then look no further. For more information, contact the Student Activities Office at 595-2278 or the SOC Office at 595-2244. Speakers discuss the problems of german reunification GGrraanntt TL.anrrssepnn .... . ... Feature Writer German natives Thomas Schuller and Hubert Goldbrunner spoke at a discussion at UW-Parkside on Wednesday, April 15, concerning theproblems and prospects of modern Germany after reunification. The men are on vacation traveling throughout the United States for two weeks and are stopping at a few colleges during this time. Both presented, according to their areas of expertise, several obstacles that a unified Germany must face in the present and in the future. Mr. Schuller is an information specialist with the Amerika Haus in Frankfurt and specializes in cultural and journalistic exchange between the United States and the =========== Federal Republic of Germany. He believes that one problem to ownership of property in the affecting every citizen of Germany former East Germany. make decisions and mediate disagreements in an attempt to smooth out the new troubles caused by reunification. One job of the government is to work out the thousands of claims Resurgence of r ightwing political groups, the financial effects caused b y t he w ithdrawal of American troops, and the future of th e at hletes fr om the former East Germany. is the inherent difficulty in attempting to merge two peoples who have not been interactive for over 40 years. "Buildup in the east," he states, "must be compensated by a decrease in the living standards in the west. It's hard for people to change their attitudes." The German government is in a difficult situation since it must Schuller explained that when Germany began its unification process the question arose whether West Germans who had owned property in East Germany before WWII should receive compensation for their lost property or whether the land should be returned to the owners. The current practice, Schuller says, is to return the land to the original owner. This policy means that the government has the burden of making decisions on hundreds of thousands of claims for restitution. Schuller talked about the Institute for Environmental Problems, a newly created group formed by the government to discuss solutions to the terrible waste and pollution problems in the former East Germany. Schuller explained that these problems are caused in large part by the use of inefficient brown coal in the factories. The Institute is working on a plan to clean up the environment and update the factories so that the air, water, and land in eastern Germany will not continue to be polluted. After Schuller's presentation, Mr. Goldbrunner brought up a few problems he recognized facing a recently unified Germany. Goldbrunner designs and implements social programs for troubled youth in Munich so his experience in counseling and educating the youth of Germany gives him a unique view of some of the social problems facing the country after reunification. Goldbrunner explained that the youth from eastern Germany "like their freedom," but this freedom also introduces several social problems that must be handled. There are many youths in eastem Germany whose ethnic background is Tuikish, but these youths are also second generation natives of Germany. Goldbrunner explained that this is a problem because these youths consider themselves German, but the ethnic Germans disagree whether or not these Turkish youths should be citizens of the Federal Republic of Germany. Goldbrunner says that there There are many youths in eastern Germany whose ethnic background is T urkish b ut these yo uths are a lso second generation n atives of Germany. has been some physical conflict over this issue, but the government is attempting to define and solve the problem. Goldbrunner also stated that one of the main social problems facing Germany is the integration of the educational systems of eastem and western Germany. A few of these decisions being made in Germany are how to give equal opportunity for higher education, how to smoothly institute English as a mandatory language in studies, how to make French and Latin the recommended choices in language studies instead of Russian, and how to find professors willing to teach in the former East Germany. Schuller and Goldbrunner addressed questions concerning other impacts of the reunified Germany. These include the resurgence of right-wing political groups, the financial effects caused byt he withdrawal of American troops, and the situation concerning the future of the athletes from the former East Germany. Schuller suggested that once tire problems are identified, the difficult decision for the government is how to spend and invest the tight budget of the united Germany. Should more money or less money be spent on education, infrastructure, foreign investment, production, or social programs? He proposes that these are the unanswerable questions that will materialize as the unification process continues. THE RANGER NEWS, Page 4 Feature April 23,1992 Shuttle Bus Colleen L. Clemins Staff Writer Almost everyone at UW-Parkside has made use of the shuttle bus service. But what do we really know about these men who drive us around campus? The listing posted on the bus merely says "morning, Duane" and "afternoons, Ron" ,but there is a lot more to these two men than that. Duane Stipek drives from 7:00 a.m. until 11:30 a.m. He starts his day out byc hecking out the busa nd to make sure it's running properly. He begins picking up passengers at 7:30 a.m. although there are not many at that hour. He finds his work to be pleasant yet sometimes monotonous. He does not mind. Before starting his job atUW-Paikside Duane thought he might have some problems with students but nothing of the sort has occurred. service: The men who drive us around campus Duane grew up in Cadot, WI, northeast of Eau Claire. He lived in Racine for about a year, but he has spent the last thirty-two years in Kenosha. Duane has been married for thirty-four years and he and his wife have five grown children. Duane leads a busy life. He worked for Chrysler for several years, but is now retired from there. He also worked in a train depot for Metra before coming to UW-Parkside in September of 1991. He enjoys traveling, playing horseshoes and fixing up old cars in his spare time. Duane finishes driving at 11:30 a.m. and that is when Ron Formella takes over. Ron is also retired from Chrysler and has done a numb er of different things since retiring. Among these things he has worked for the Illinois Lake County Forest Preserve and drove a bus for the Kenosha Achievement Center before coming to UW-Parkside in January 1992. Ron enjoys his job, especially meeting new people. He says his job can be monotonous and he admits he would like to drive the bus the wrong way around Inner Loop Road one day just to break the monotony. Ron is from Sharon, WI. He lived in Milwaukee for several years but has resided in Kenosha for the past twenty-three years. He has been married for thirty-two years and he and his wife Patricia have four children. Ron keeps busy in his spare time by helping his wife, who is a full-time realtor. He enjoys bike riding, bo wli ng and collecting rocks from the different places he's visited. Ron is also a student at UWParkside, but he hasn't decided on Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore Shuttle Bus driver waits for a student a major yet. He has been attending UW-Parkside for several years on a part-time basis. And as far as graduation, he feels his thirteen year old daughter will probably graduate from college before he does. After getting to know a little more about these two men iti s easy to see th^t there is a lot more to them than what the sign says. Getting a Job Is Serious Business Fear of rejection in your job search A Breadth of Knowledge at UW-Parkside By Jo Ann Goodyear Director, The Career Center As graduation approaches, friends and family ask the "famous" question, "What are you going to do after graduation?" Students often rationalize or try to explain away their fears regarding their fate after completing their degree. Fear of failing in a job search can keep students from honestly frying to look for a position. Rather than invest in a potentially long, depressing job search, students protect themselves by withholding effort. Such an approach becomes a trap: If you don't lode for a job, you can't find one. To overcome anxieties, graduating students need a job search strategy. To get started, candidates need to: • Assess job related skills • Define job target • Identify prospective employers and then launch a campaign. Remember, you need to generate "no's" to get to "yes"! The Career Center staff stands ready to assist students in many ways, before and after graduation. Take advantage of this free source of advice and encouragement! By Christopher J. Daniel Staff Writer Since the First c lass of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, the university has offered a variety of courses developed to ensure students of a liberal- based education. At the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, these courses are called Breadth of Knowledge (BOK). Breadth of Knowledge courses range from geography to political science, with many fields of study in between. Although it may be said by some students that thBe OK courses are a waste of time and energy, many students feel that they positively profited from the courses offered. These students provided the following comments. "The diversity of courses provides students with a well rounded education," states Monique Ritacca. She goes cm to e xplain how she gained a greater appreciation for the arts after taking an art appreciation course. Another student, Colleen Clemins, believes that "today's students need to be knowledgeable in a variety of areas." The BOK courses immensely offered assistance in the effort to receive a complete education. For example, the political science course that Colleen took gave her a "greater understanding of the political world." Junior Henry Owens states that at first he did not want to take any of these BOK courses; he took them because they were required. However, much to his surprise, he realized that he enjoyed many of the courses. As a result, Henry took a much greater interest in those other areas. These statements only reinforce the idea that learning allows the individual to understand the world around him or her, and that learning in this respect can be quit e rewarding. If this is so, what belter way to learn than at a university with all of the professionals of that particular discipline here to encourage and assist you personally? It would be so much easier for students to do well in these courses, if they wentintotheseBOKclasses with an open mind and a dedicated spirit. Anthony Brown, director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, also adds that it would be extremely helpful if students would take an active role in seeking advising early on to ensure that courses that would most fit our individual academic needs would be taken. So, the next time you happen to take one of these required courses, do it with an open mind, an open heart and a smile. Who knows, taking one of these courses may change your course in life! Join THE HANGER NEWS Call 595-2295 All Majors Welcome!!! April 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 5 Regents stand firm on fees for elderly Mike Dorsher Wisconsin State Journal, A divided UW Board of Regents rebuffed a horde of letterwriting senior citizens Friday April 10, refusing to allow them to audit classes for free. On a 10-6 vote, the regents affirmed their year-old policy of requiring state residents age 62 and older to pay 30 percent of the normal audit fee. Non-resident senior citizens must pay 50 percent of the non-resident audit fee. Under a policy revision, disabled students of all ages are allowed to audit classes for free. Each campus' chancellor may waive audit fees for the needy of any age, but courses may only be audited when there is extra room in the class. After the board replaced the policy that allowed free auditing by the elderly, the number of those auditing classes fell from 235 in summer 1990 to 108 last summer, and from 940 in fall 1990 to 441 last fall. As a result, the new fee revenue totaled less than $36,000. "The amount of money may be small," regent Bert Grover said, "but the principle is not" "Non-need-based entitlements are taking America down the tubes," Grover said. 'This institution ought not get into discriminatory policies." Regent Lee Dreyfus argued for free auditing for the elderly, noting he instituted the policy more Celebrate a well informed summer break By Christine Bunkers Staff Writer With summer break on the horizon, end of semester parties ensue. Parties, big or small, can be found all over town. But what is the connection between letting one's hair down at the end of the semester and chemistry? (Yes, chemistry.) The connection, when drinking occurs, is the blood alcohol level (BAC). This past winter two chemistry students from the University of Wisconsin-Parkside campus conducted an experiment which served two purposes. The first was to test the accuracy of alcohol consumption charts, and the second was to determine whether or not the legal limit of. 10% was too high, too low or average. The results may surprise you. They may even effect the way you feel about the current legal limit Matthew J. Lopour and Michael Riley under the supervision of Dr. Richard Judge tested urine samples to determine the exact blood alcohol levels after having consumed enough alcohol to place them at the .10% level according to consumption charts. Both Lopour and Riley consumed six -twelve ounce beers in one hour at the rateo f one every ten minutse. They then proceeded to drink three more twelve ounce beers over a period of two more hours. Urine samples were taken at two different times. The first one was taken one and ah alf hours after consumption and the second was taken three hours after. According to the chart, at the one and a half hour interval their blood alcohol levels should be between .08 and .09%. At three hours the chart placed them somewhere between .11 and .15%. At the first testing, Lopour and Riley were approximately between .06 and .07%. At the second, Lopour's BAC was .0889% and Riley's was .1594%. Riley weighs ten pounds less than Lopour and began drinking on an empty stomach. What conclusions did the experiment provide? The good news is that the alcohol consumption charts are fairly accurate. This experiment reaffirmed the understanding that weight and stomach content do effect the level of intoxication. Finally, according to Lopour, who at .09% could barely walk or keep his eyes open let alone take a sobriety test, "...the legal limit in Wisconsin is way too high." Scratch magazine due out soon The new magazine you've all been hearing about will soon be hot off the presses! UW-Parkside's student publication, Scratch Literary Magazine, will have its Spring 1992 issue available at the campus bookstore (upstairs) the week of Monday, May 4. Previously unpublished works from UWP's students and faculty, including short and long fiction, essays, poetry anda rtwoik, are featured in the magazine. Help support this new endeavor and your fellow writers, poets and artists by purchasing a copy (or two). Price per issue is $3.00. For $1.00 more. Scratch can be mailed to you by filling out the order form below. Remember, Scratch will soon be accepting submissions for the Fall 1992 issue. Watch for details. r ~i Scratch Literary Magazine Supscription Form Spring 1992 Name: Address: City: Phone: State: Zip:_ L Please send me [ 1 copy(s) at $4.00 / each TOTAL: ($3.00 cover price plus $1.00 postage and handling) MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Mail to: Kristine Drewek, Editor Scratch Literary Magazine 1232 Milwaukee Ave. South Milwaukee, Wl 531 72 j Black pressures Gov. Thompson than 20 years ago when he was chancellor at UW-Stevens Point "It enhances class discussions to have someone on hand who lived through the Depression and World War II," Dreyfus said. "They become a very real academic information base in that class." But, for now, regent Obert Vattendahl suggested senior citizens save their money for audit fees instead of spending 29 cents apiece on letters to regents. The current senior citizens' audit fee of $60 to $70 for a threecredit class is still a good deal, said regentPhyllisKrutsch. And it will seem like an even better deal after those senior citizens who used to audit for free "fade away," she said. By Jackie Niles News writer On Monday, April 20, Rep. Spencer Black, D-Madison, encouraged citizens to pressure Gov. Tommy G. Thompson to sign Bill AB590 into law. This comprehensive energy bill was approved by the State Legislature in March. In his presentation at Racine's Unitarian Church, 625 College Ave., Black explained that Thompson has threatened to veto AB590, which is designed to force state government to use renewable energy resources and enact new conservation practices. AB590 would also discourage the Wisconsin Energy Commission's proposal to build 57 new coal-powered energy plants. Black encouraged residents to request that their state legislators vote for programs aimed at using renewable energy sources and reducing energy usage. According to Jenny Clark and Jeff Appenzeler, both juniors and members of the Geoscience Club and Racine Area Earth Day Organization, Black stated that, "The Midwest and the Great Plains states are the Persian Gulf of wind energy and can produce all the energy we need." Wind could also generate more energy than the 57 coal-fueled power plants currently being proposed, claimed Black. As evidence for the effectiveness of wind-generated energy, he pointed to the state of California, where legislators have relied on wind and solar energy sources, and thus, have generated more energy than all of Wisconsin's power plants. Black also noted that the Midwest has more available wind-energy than California. Black criticized the Thompson administration for focusing on highway building projects, instead of concentrating on light rail and other forms of mass transportation. He stated that Thompson plans to use the majority of this year' s $224 million in federal transportation aid for developing highways. Black also said that he was unsuccessful in budgeting $70 million in federal funds to promote rail, bicycle, and pedestrian transportation projects. The conservation of energy is as important as promoting renewable energy sources, emphasized Black. He plans to introduce a comprehensive conservation policy that would save $26 million next year by replacing two million lighted exit signs in public buildings with 10-watt bulbs, instead of the 44-watt bulbs currently used. Not only would this save an estimated $13 for each exit sign, but it would also eliminate the need for one of the proposed coal-powered energy plants. The State Representative also criticized universities, which are supposed to be centers of learning, for not having recycling programs, when prison centers have been able to initiate these programs. While there have been several discouraging factors concerning renewable energy and energy conservation legislation, Black is confident that Wisconsin will become one of the leaders in this legislation as it was with recycling legislation when it passed Wisconsin 335, which bans several recyclable items from landfills by 1995 and is considered one of the nation's most comprehensive recycling laws. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 pm THE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 Feature April 23,1992 Public Service Announcements WILDLIFE HORIZONS ORIENTATION HERE AT UWPARKSIDE. If interested in rescuing, rehabilitating and releasing wildlife in the Racine-Kenosha areas, attend the Soup & Substance meeting Friday, April 24th in Union 104 at 12:00 noon. PRE-MEDS & NURSING STUDENTS ADD EXPERIENCE. Blood pressure screener training at GTC in Racine on May 1 &8from 8:00AM - 1:00PM. Become a monthly volunteer for St. Mary's Charitable Foundation after completing the required training. All students welcome. Call 595-2011 today. 3RD GRADER NEEDS FRIEND. Eight year old boy needs male student to be a tutor/friend, any day M-F, any time between 7:30-3:00 for next 4 weeks. Unhappy boy would thrive on the extra attention. Say YES to as little as 1 hour a week. Just 5 minutes from campus. See Carol in Career Center. EARTH DAY IN RACINE NEEDS VOLUNTEERS FOR 2 HOURS. On Saturday, May 2nd many volunteers are asked to clean up the local parks - lake front and Lincoln Park from 9:00-11:00AM. Refreshments and seedlings will be given to all volunteers. Ask a friend, club members and/or family members to join you. Sign up in the Volunteer Office or call 595-2011. For more information, stop by the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. Head to Wall MTV-120 Minutes rocks Chicago Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Thursdays are back at Coral Reef! Mixed Drinks If I Shots R-' Vr yt/ Cans of Beer Every Thursday is a Party! April 23rd Black Sambuca Party! April 30th Dr. McGillicuddy's Party! tFree T-Shirts ^Raffles ^Discounted Shots 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 By David Debish Writer Having a slight time problem with outside responsibilities and activities, Sam and I elected to introduce you all to our good friend Dave Debish, who will take the helm for this week's column. We had the opportunity to see the MTV 120 Minutes tour at its stop in Chicago on Friday, April 10, during a private showing for Northwestern University, and figured it might make for a good review. Anyway, heeeeeeere's Dave! Thank-you Sam and Andy, but before going into the review on the bands I must say that that first I had heard about Blind Melon, LIVE, PIL, or Big Audio Dynamite II preforming together was on April 10 at 1:00pm. After limited negotiations Sam and Andy kidnapped me and commandeered my vehicle forcing me to pay the tolls and gas out of money I planned to use to buy tickets to see Comedy of Errors. Upon arriving at the Aragon Ball R oom I had to convince a Northwestern student to purchase a ticket for me and the conversation went as follows: "Hey you want to buy me a ticket?" "Why should I?" "I lost my ID and can't get in." "So What" "I'll give ya five bucks." "OK." I entered while Sam and Andy were still stuck in line because their names did not appear on the guest list. While Sam and Andy waited to be approved on the guest list I watched as a woman in her forties tried to pass security with the 'line'. "I'm the mother of one of the band members." I thought 'RIGHT' why didn't I think of that until Shannon the lead singer for Blind Melon walked up and waved his mother and their entourage in. After half an hour Sam and Andy finally begged their way in. Thus began the adventure. Blind Melon rocked the stage with their opening number as a subdued Northwestern crowd chatted about exams and annoying professors. Shannon, the lead singer, at one point tried to get the crowd going by throwing his socks into the masses. This got a limited response; however, Shannon mocked the students by repeating the verse 'Are you in a comma' in his last song. By the laconic response he received from the crowd my guess is that they were. Grade: A Following Blind Melon was LIVE with another exciting selecors. In the years ahead, what kind of memories will you have when you see your school colors? If you choose the Wisconsin Army National Guard, some of your best memories will probably be in different shades of green. There was the green you earned to help pay for college by serving in the Army National Guard. The 50% tuition grant More than $6,000 through the Montgomery G.I. Bill. And up to $10,000 in the Student Loan Repayment Program. Then there was the green you wore as you mounted roaring helicopters and speeding M-l tanks The green that hid you from the "enemy" in rugged terrain. And the green that represented your friends' envy about the skills you were learning - in computers, electronics, communications and other technical fields. All it took out of your college life was about two days a month and two weeks each year. But it was one unforgettable experience - and a lot of colorful memories. Put Army National Guard in your college plans. Call Sgt. 1st Class Byron Barnes (414) 656-6496 50% Tuition Grant Montgomery G.I. Bill Student Loon Repayments WISCONSIN NATIONAL GUARD Americans at their best tion of songs. LFVE's stage presence was less than desirable f or they seamed to fumbled around the stage look for spots to sing or play, Spitting into the audience, and tossing condoms into the thrashing crowd. but considering that all the band members were under twenty-one they still have time to work it out Even if this band did not know where to play they knew how to play and by their quality of play they are definitely a band to watch for. Grade: B PIL headed by the lead singer Jonnie Lydon, former lead singer for the Sex Pistols, appealed to the crowd by swearing, cursing, spitting into the audience, and tossing condoms into the thrashing crowd. Their songs were far from being tight and meaningful, but the fact that he mooned the fans four times helped make up for the purpose of their being on stage. The only joy this band brought was that they loosened up the crowd. Unbelievable, this band played three encores in which I was tripped, trampled, and punched. However bad this treatment may seem nothing can compare with the treatment Andy received after venturing to close toa Northwestern woman. We knew this because she turned around and sucker punched Andy in the jaw. Grade: F Big Audio Dynamite II crashed the stage with a performance that made the preceding bands seem professional by comparison. Unfortunately the fans felt this worthy of thrashing to the point that people had to be escorted out by security and women had to run for the back for fear of being trampled. The only redeeming factor this band held for me as that we left early, thereby avoiding traffic cm the way home. Grade: CWell that concludes this week of beating my head against a wall. Next week Sam and Andy will be back with their review of Concrete Blonde's "Walking in London". April 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 7 Gary Nephew: "If you have the right attitude" By Frank Mejia Special to The Ranger News Who is that short, dark, and handsome guy that comes down Molinaro Hall every morning with a smile on his face? It's industrial relations senior, Gary Nephew. Nephew was bom with spina bifida, a rare birth defect that exposes the spinal cord. There was not proper knowledge for treating this defect in the 1960's and therefore Nephew is paralyzed from the waist down. At two years of age Nephew's biological parents put him up for adoption. For the next two years, Nephew wentf rom one fosterh ome to another until, at age four, his elementary school bus driver, Paulene Stiles, and her husband decided to take him in for good. At age five, Nephew wanted to attend a mainstream school, but Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore Gary Nephew works out Social Services felt he belonged in "normal" school. a mentally disabled home. Nephew and Stiles fought an uphill battle and won. Nephew, with the helpo f a wheelchair, was able to attend a "If you yearn for something badly enough, you can achieve anything - if you have the right attitude," says Nephew. Throughout his junior high and high school years, Nephew became actively involved in sports - with much opposition from his wrestling coach. However, with perseverance Nephew made Kenosha Tremper High School's varsity wrestling team, and held the school's record in pull-ups for three years. In May of 1990, Nephew took fourth place in a West Allis weightlifting tournament. He benched 205 pounds while competing in the 118-pound weight division. Nephew has won many distinguished student awards and has held numerous positions in organizations. Nephew is a member of Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE) and theP arkside S tudent Government Association (PSGA). In the past week, Nephew has received well-deserved attention from the Racine Journal Times regarding his outstanding coordination of the activities for the UWParkside's Disability Awareness Week. When Gary Nephew's name came up in a conversation freshman Bridgette Bowitz stated, "I've never seen Gary's disability stop him from doing anything. He's very determined." PSGA president Eric Bovee said, "Gary's a right hand to me. He does a lot, if not more for our organization than any other member." When asked what he will miss most about UW-Parkside upon graduation, Nephew replies, "I'll miss all the people I've met and worked with through all the organizations I've been involved with." THE Sessions: 1 session - $6.00 10 sessions - $35.00 TAN Hours: Monday - Friday 9:00-8:00 Saturday 9:00 - 4:00 Sunday 9:00 - 2:00 3311 - 60th Street "Kenosha, WI • 652-5515 •your Country Denier Since 1918' (414) 843-2361 Announces: 1992 GMAC College Grad Program. A $400.00 bonus to college grads, in addition to current rebates. See us for details. University Dining Services & The Parkside Union Present " Customer Appreciation Day" Featuring The Wild, Wackey Wonderful World of Wednesday, April 29 Union Square 11:30 am -1:30 pm & 8:00 pm -10:00 pm FREE ADMISSION MGM Recording Artist Has Appeared with Jimi Hendrex, Violent Femmes, Cheap Trick, Etc. Only Entertainer to have Played Carnegie Hall & a Bowling Alley in the Same Month. Look For Food Specials Too... And Thanks For Your Patronage! f THE RANGER NEWS, Page 8 & 9 Editorial What do you think about The Ranger News? By Dan Chiappetta Editor-in-Chief As the 1991-92 academic year comes to an end. The Ranger News needs help from UW-Parkside students, faculty, staff, and administration. The Ranger News has gone through many changes this year, from our new name to the quality of writing. At the beginning of the year, we set out to accomplish three goals: 1) Cover more news, and to make it more interesting; 2) Improve the quality of writing; and 3) To make the newspaper look more attractive. We were the first to reveal the Omar Amin story, the Dennis Dean story, and the NCAA's investigation of UW-Paikside's Men's Basketball team story. We also did special stories on UW-Parkside's Administrators, so the U\ Parkside community would be aware of these individuals who make import ant decisions concerning our education. The Editorial/Opinion pages covered issues dealing with sexual harassment, racism and sexism, free speech, and the poor communication lines between administration and faculty, and administration and students. We felt these issues were important issues to deal with on a college campus. We changed procedures around so the quality of writing would be better, more creative, and more interesting. We added an extra copy editor to the staff this year, as well as having one specific staff member assist our writers in any way possible. We also attended a journalism workshop, where programs discussing news writing, and investigative reporting were offered. To improve thea ppearance of then ewspaper, we added more graphics, more color, and first time color photos. We also improved our layout and paste-up procedures. At times, we were unable to provide the kind of news, feature, and sports coverage we would have liked to because of our serious budget deficit, but we triedo ur best What do you think of this year's Ranger News'? Have we accomplished our goals? What can we do to improve the quality of the newspaper? Your voice is very important Let us know what you think... the good, as wella s the bad.W rite al etter to the editor, write to the QUE boxes available around campus, or just let someone on staff know what you think. ) Politik from Parkside Crime is a golden By Bill Horner Columnist "The total bill for corrections, including jails, police, and the court system, came to$ 25 billion in1 988, lOtimes what was spent a year earlier. (A. Crittendon, New York 1989) ScottTicer of Business Week states that "A gargantuan prison construction boom devours about $65 million a week." We spend billions of dollars every year on our criminal justice system. This system is supposed to prevent/deter and punish criminal behavior. What is wrong with this system? Why doesn't it work? Why is crime increasing on a national level every single year? \ "Nearly 2% of all adulst -3.4 million people are in prison, jail, on parole, or on probation." (Ticer) Crittendon writes"... and what have we bought,..^ country where one out of 10 adult black males is egg tist to figure this one out. The American criminal justice system is clearly a "Big Business." Individuals, communities, states, business, and the Federal Government reap a gigantic finacial reward for their role in the growing "Business" of crime. The economic gains resulting from the expenditures associated with the present criminal justice system clearly outweigh instituting any alternative system that would generate less of a financial reward. It would seem that the present criminal justice system is in the business of promoting, producing, and manufacturing crime. Criminal behavior increases yearly. The profits to the justice system increase yearly. The American criminal justice system is a business that is constantly renewing and reinforcing itself. unronunate!^ it does not allow for anv alternative methods that mav not be Editorial / Opinion April 23,1992 Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: This is an open letter to say thankyou o our faculty. April 20-24th was spring break for most public and private schools in the area. (Racine/ Kenosha) Many students, who are also parents of school age children, had no one to care for their children either in part or for all the vacation. All my professors, and all the professors, I hear d about, were just wonderful to our children. They actually went out of their way in many cases to make the children feel comfortable. Thank You again for trying to make the educational experience a little easier for the non-traditional students. Jackie Kusters To the Editor In the April 7th issue of the Journal Times there was an article on the minority enrollment here at UW-Parkside. This article stated that the fourth statewide report on the UW System's Design for Diversity program showed that since 1988 UW-Parkside has consistently been near or above its minority student enrollment goals, in addition has exceeded the goal for hiring minority faculty. In this article, chancellor Sheila Kaplan is quoted to have said that the report shows diversity efforts UW-Parkside started before the U W system implemented its master plan in May 1988. Sheila also said that she has made this a personal priority even before the regents entered into the Design for Diversity program. So Sheila, now that you have met your personal goal for recruiting minority students, I want to be the first to say congratulations! But, now that we are here, do the diversity efforts here at UW-Parkside have any plans on how to keep us here? Or let me put it this way, now that you have us here Sheila, how do you plan to retain us? Are you assuming that just because you have recruited and retained more minority students than anticipated that the problem is solved? Come on Sheila, you're not responding to the needs of minorities. For example, the CECA office here is far too small. If you plan to adequately serve the increasing number of minority students here, this is the place to start; because right now it's virtually impossible to properly do that. Sincerely, John Taylor Notebook Waiting for better weather Editorial Note: The Ranger News would like to introduce and welcome the newest member of our EditioriallOpinion page. Dave Chmielewski Columnist 6:00 a.m., Monday, April 20,1992. A soft warm rain falls in the gloom of dawn. This weekend, spring finally arrived. Easter, if wet, was warm enough to leave the jacket at home. Yet the landscape is winterlike. The grass is beginning to green up,butthetreesarebare. The farm fields are barren, too wet for activity. Only the crocuses and woodland violets seem to be in bloom. Still, it is the twentieth of April. If we get a sunny afternoon, stay indoors. The ~ u„i : came more aware that day. Awareness had led to some action. In the aftermath of the first Earth Day,.Congress enacted environmental legislation setting limits on air and water pollution from factories and automobiles. At the local level, we now recycle more of our wastes. Yet, the impending environmental disaster is more palpable than ever. A hole in the ozone layer has appeared over New England this winter. We can now see the end of playing in the sun and can only guess the fate of plant and animal species that can't hide in the shade. Satellites silently observe the disappearance of the tropical rain forest. The bluefin tuna fishery in the NorthA tlantic isd isappearing for reasons that are not altogether clear. Acid rain is turningl akes in the northeastern limit our choice in personal vehicles. We recycle, but we don't like it. Who can enjoy separating trash? Perhaps another reason that the environmental degradation continues is that activists follow too closely the dictum "think globally, but act locally." Who today is taking on the global polluters, outfits like General Motors that export capital from the United States to third world countries for both the low wage labor available there and the unlimited right to pollute? We seem to think that our only impact on that can come from the ritual to elect whatever Democrat comes along every couple of years. Do we forget that the initial environmental legislation after the first Earth TVm> Ain-inn tV ic* oilminio tntinn ftf and what have we bought,..^ country where one out of 10 adult black males is now living under some form of correctional supervision, including probation and parole..." Folks, it doesn't take a rocket scien- Unfortunately, it does not allow for any alternative methods that may not be effective. Why should they, why should they kill the goose that laid the golden egg. Gabe's Gab The new Hacker By Gabe Kluka Columnist The computer is a great tool. That is what most people who know how to use one will tell you. I agree. After a frustrating session of programming, I am certain that I would have no problems using a computer to drive nails or break up concrete. They are fairly heavy, and you could probably get some really good impact if you swing one using the power cord. Hacker is a name for someone who is a deviate computer wizard. Usually hackers cause trouble by creating computer viruses, or by getting into other peoples computers and messing up or erasing files. Unfortunately, the majority of us are denied the pleasure of being able to mess around and screw things up. This is due to the fact that those little machines make drooling idiots out of us about 80% of the time. However, this does not prevent us from becoming computer hackers in a different sense of the word. If you chop a computer up with an axe, you qualify. You can proudly say, "Yes, I am a computer hacker. I hack them to bits with my trusty hatchet." My favorite thing about computing is the sheer anger it can generate. It isn't the blow upk ind either. It'st he slow roling boil type. If you have ever sat down and watched people work in the library, or in Molinaro You can proudly say, "Yes, I am a computer hacker. I hack them to bits with my trusty hatchet." 118, you will see some amazingly funny things. People will get very mad at the terminal, to the point that they have converbioom. still, it is the twentieth of April. If we get a sunny afternoon, stay indoors. The natural explosion will be overwhelming. I was reminded this weekend that Wednesday is Earth Day. I participated in the first one 22 years ago. I went with a group from my high school for a touro f the Milwaukee sewerage plant. In the afternoon, we picked up trash along the highways leading toU nion Grove, finally parading our booty down Main Street We besationswithit. Usually these conversations go like this like this, "What.., What did I do now? Hmmm... WHY are you beeping at me! Arrgh! You stupid machine! Hey! Give me my paper back! Pleeease give me my paper back, I p romise I'll never call you a bad name again!", or like this, Machine! Sh** SH** SH**! DIE!". People who are normally quiet and reserved, will growl and moan like angry dogs. It's all very pleasant. I firmly believe that if there was some sort of outlet for people's computer frustrations the incidence of heart attacks and other fatal occurrences would drop markedly. This outlet could either be a place without any artificial intelligence, or a room with baseball bats and foam rubber computer terminals. Of course, if you had the latter, the sound of breaking glass would have to be heard every time you hit the foam rubber terminal, justt o give it thatt ouch of realism. As for me, I am going to try and build a house with one. I hope it works out. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road. Box 2000. Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParkside, who are solely responsible for itse ditorial policy and content. Letter to Editor Polky The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Lettersmaynoiexceed2S0wordsand should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 5 pn on Monday. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive, libelous or misleading information, will be returned to die author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters for spelling and grammar. k ii&irciy ui uicr*uiui siuaiiui; 15 uisappearing for reasons that are not altogether clear. Acid rain is turning lakes in the nor theastern United States into lifeless cubic zirconia. You get the picture. How can this be, 22 years into our love affair with the environment? Part of the reason, perhaps, is that we separate the environment from our daily lives. We'd like a clean environment as long as it doesn't interfere with the factory where we work, or %J1 ^UUd. JW lUig&l UiM UIV IIULUU environmental legislation after the first Earth Day came during the administration of a conservative Republican president? It's not the candidate that matters but the movement Forgive me. I tend to get excited about this stuff. The sun is rising and the low clouds seem to be clearing off. Maybe today well begin to see the exuberance of spring in southeastern Wisconsin. Enjoy. THE RANGER NEWS is seeking applicants for the position of EVERYTHING (well almost everything) Call 595-2295 or stop by WLLC D139C , THE RANGER NEWS STAFF MaruSiJiFdlnr """" " Daniele Chiappetta HS - Gwen Heller „ -MSSBSDSBST Dave Chmielewski, Jackie Niles SJtSTpHirtr" TedMclntyre Phnfn """""""""" * LenAnhoid ..MikePaupore Sf ."...DonAndrewski,Cloves Cook, Shannon Corailo Bill Horner, GabeKIuka, Sam Manchester, Andy pSch ' BobBarowski, DenresClarke, Buslnws Man^r36 l^WT,^n' "••••••••—..Donna Walstrom s&v . Andrew McLean, Jan Nowak, Stuart Rubner &ecuflveCffK;tS THE RANGER-NEWS, Page 10 QUE Suggestions/Responses April 23,1992 QUE Suggestions/Responses SUGGESTION: The quality of the Ranger has really improved this year. The feature stories on administrative personnel were especially interesting and well-written. Overall, the paper is interesting to read and appears more professional. Keep up the good work! SUGGESTION: Kudos to Dan Chiappetta and the whole Ranger staff for producing a top quality newspaper. Gwen Heller's series on Administrators is excellent and a much needed means of helping us come to know them on a more personal level. The Stranger News was a hoot from start to finish - very creative. Gave us all a good laugh. SUGGESTION: Use paper products (rather then styrafoam )(sic) and recycle garbage. RESPONSE: By January 1,1993, the state has mandated that UWParkside and all state facilities recycle 50% of their solid waste, as a beginning. Plans are being formulated at present to initiate the recycling program. There are camps both for and against paper or styrofoam usage. College Students Good jobs for good people Register or reactivate now for summer assignment preference. Outdoor, industrial, and clerical work available. PERSONNEL PLUS Temporary Serv ices Racine 633-7575 601 Lake Avenue Suite 300 Kenosha Racine 658-8687 CUSTOMER Wednesday, April 29 Thank You for Your Business this Year We Hope You Enjoy Siggy Snopek! •••APPRECIATION SPECIALS*** Coffee Shoppe: BBQ Chicken, Corn, Potato, Salad, Dinner Roll »>• $2.99 Deli: Buy one Sub and Get Second One For Half Price Dining Room: 4:30-7pm: Mexi-Platter... Tacos, Burrito, Nachos $2.99 UnionSquare: ll-2pm: BBQ Chicken, Com-on-the-, Potato Salad, Roll $2.99 Square: 5-7:30pm: Chicken Jack Combo With Small Punch/Lemonade »>• $3.49 Some proclaim that using paper depletes our supply of trees, hence "the greening effect". Some others say styrofoam does not biodegrade properly. Until all the studie s are in, there proba bly won't be any major changes in the use of one product over another. We presently use some of both materials. The best solution woul d be to strictly use non-disposables. Then you couldn't take out your food unless you brought your own container! SUGGESTION: Why can't the Coffee Shoppe hours be retur ned to normal, the prices reduced on food, and the Union Square hours opened earlier? have had to purchase an additional 1800 forks a t a cost of $435.00, 1200 spoons $198.00, and 600 knives - $270.00. These items are taken and/or thrown away by customers in the Union Dining Room. That amounts to almost one complete table setting for each customer that goes through our operations each day. Again business dictates the hours of service for an operation, and the avoidance of duplication of services in 2 areas that are in close proximity. RESPONSE: From Jeff Wade Presently we are temporarily closing the Coffee Shoppe at 6:30 pm based on the amount of business or lack thereof after 6:00 pm in the evening. We researched the sales and found it to be primarily soda and beverage sales. We also observed many people using the vending areas while our operation was open, purchasing soda, which is a duplication of service. We did at students request, open the Deli on Saturday evenings. I have been involved in the food service industry for 16 years and have never experienced a decrease in the cost of food or labor. Every year those two costs, which are the major determining factor of food prices, have increased which eventually gets passed on to the consumer. Another major cost to be considered in the prices charged fo r food are the replacement of equipment This school year alone, we SUGGESTION: Expantian(sic)of art department. RESPONSE: The Art Department agrees that it would like to expand. It has requested two additional positions, an art historian and agraphicsdesign specialist Unfortunately, the School of Liberal Arts does not have a large enough budget to add these positions. Because of the size of our university, we sim ply cannot hire faculty in every area of study. We have set our priorities carefully, and we know that they will not satisfy every need. SUGGESTION: It is difficult for me to understand why the University allows Dr. Datta to force students to get his personal approval to register for Biology course. I meet with my advisor, get her approval and then have to stand before Dr. Datta's inquiry! No other department head is allowed to wield such heavy-handed power. It's also offensive for me to see all those closed section signs on so many science (and business) courses on the first day of registration. What QUE . ,: gives? How can the courses be closed when registration opens up on the first day? Most departments state the prerequisites and leave it to the student to have the responsibility to select courses appropriately. Biology and Business treat us like babies and give us the runaround. So much for QUE... RESPONSE: From Arthur Corr The designation T-CLS (temporary close) was used to prevent students who did not meet the requirements from registering for upper level courses in the School of Business. The 300 and400 level courses have specific requirements in addition to the individual course prerequisites. They are: 1. Completed a minimum of 54 credit hours 2. GPA of at least 2.5 - with and without transfers T-CLS did not mean that the course was closed. It indicated that students needed faculty authorization to take the course. During advising business students are informed of the process and are given written permission to register for upper level business courses. I have been informed that T-CLS will no longer appearon thescreen; students, however, will still need written permission to register fo r 300 and 400 level courses. This does not apply to 200 level business courses. Attention Student Leaders: IP Very Involved at Pailuidt l l J l i l SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS May 4th, 12 noon. Union 104 The transition of leaders doesn't always run smoothly. It is Important to pass the gavel without letting the hammer land on someone's head! We will discuss the importance of effective communication between the old and new regime and the roles each leader should be playing in the transition. Thla series Is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further Information, please call 595-2278. * er 9{tws University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B THURSDAY, APRIL 24,1992 Section B SF0RT5WRAP A WRAP-UP ON WHAT'S INSIDE • Breuing Success Ranger track and cross country star Tricia Breu discusses her success formula with Tim Roberson in a special article to the Ranger. B2 • Doctor's Orders Ranger sports correspondent Dr. L. gives us the low down on the NBA playoffs. According to the Dr., the Bulls are in. B2 • Green is Grand Ranger second basemen Greg Green earned Athlete of Week honors after a stellar performance at UW-Oshkosh last week. B3. • This Is It The intramural basketball championship is tonight at 7:30. Story B2 Schiesser halts search for new coach Ex-coach gains court injunction to delay Athletic Department By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor Former UW-Paricside men's Basketball coach A1 Schiesser has obtained a temporary injunction preventing the university from hiring a new coach to replace him. Schiesser's contract was not renewed for the 1992-93 season. He obtained the injunction in Dane County Circuit Court, pending a hearing April 23. Schiesser claims the university did not give him adequate notice that his contract would not be renewed. According to vice chancellor John Stockwell, the university is required to notify a coach one full year in advance to his dismissal "He (Coach Schiesser) was given proper notice that he his contract would not be renewed." said Stockwell in an interview. Jennifer Lattis, an assistant Wisconsin attorney general representing UW-Parkside in the case said she will seek to have the restraining order annuled. Chancellor Kaplan, Athletic Director Linda Draft and S tockwell have indicated that the dismissal of Schiesser's job was due to a recalssification of his job, and a requirement that the men's basketball coach have a master's degree and teach within the athletic department They also indicated that the dismissal was not due Schiesser's 40-70 UW-Parkside coaching record or the National Collegiate Athletic Association investigation of team players allegedly receiving gambling chips from a booster on an Iowa riverboat in January. The injunction will currently halt the search for a new men's basketball c oach which has seen over 50 applicants for the position of head coach. Chancellor Kaplan said "At the moment, it doesn't delay anything, if the order is continued, that could be a problem for us." Alan Schiesser, famous for his slow down style of hoops has pulled the ultimate stalI gaining a court injunction halting the athletic dept. search. A1 or no Al? Ex-head men's basketball coach Alan Schiesser is halting the Athletic department search for a new coach. Supposedly he would like his job back. We asked students: Do you think Al Schiesser should be head coach again? Yes 3 No 106 Rangers defeat powerhouse Titans in 1-2 weekend By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor The Ranger baseball team bounced back from two tough losses Friday and Saturday to gain one of their most impressive wins of the season beating NCAA i n second ranked UW-Oshkosh 6-2 at Oshkosh Saturday afternoon. The Rangers, now 8-13 on the season after the 1-2 week, lost Friday to UW-Whitewater at Whitewater 6-1. The Rangers wasted a great outing by pitcher Scott Fletcher. Fletcher went the entire eight innings and gave up 12 hits but just one earned run. The Rangers had four errors in the first inning and two in the third getting three runs in each inning. That was the story of the game for UW-Paricside. The Rangers came up with a run in the eighth but it was too little too late. "We have not played enough games to get the rust out." explained coach Pete Peerenboom. "We battle consistency. Sometimes, we battle (consistency) at the plate, sometimes in the field and sometimes on the mound. When you commit six errors in one game, your not going to beat anybody." Saturday the Ranger woes continued with bad luck as they fell one run shoit in a pitchers dual between Kelly Zielinski and UWOshkosh's Joe Gasph losing 2-1. The nationally ranked Titans and Rangers were scoreless through five and a half when Oshkosh scored. The Rangers tied the game in the sixth on right fielder Dave Coughlin tripled in centerfielder Domonic Delrose. The Titans won the game in the bottom of the sixth when they capatalized on an error by Marc Thompson at short and scored on a walk and a bunt The Rangers won 6-2 in game two, behind Brian Crandall, who pitched five and two thirds innings and gave up four hits, and Paul Phillips who went one and a third allowing just one hiL The Rangers broke the ice scoring one in the third and twoi n the fourth and sixth then one in the seventh. The Rangers were sparked by second baseman Gregg Green who went three for four and drove in a run. "We both played flawless ball but we outhit them and that was the difference," said Peerenboom. RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 April 24,1992 Breu an all-around success for Ranger squad ' B y TIMROBERSON Special to the Ranger Good things come in small packages, that's what the UWParkside track and cross country coach and teammates can say, because they are the ones who obtained this small package. The inside of this package contained a five feet, six inch young lady by the name of Tricia Breu. Breu was born in Marshville, WI., and later moved to Aubumdale, WI. where she attended Auburndale High and started her yellow brickr oad which led her to UW- Parkside. She grew up on a farm with her parents and three other sisters. Breu qualified for state all four years in high school, and that's what led to her stardom and having the choices of many colleges to choose from. After visiting many colleges to see which one she would attend, Breu decided to attend the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. As Breu puts it, "The reason I chose Parkside was because of the atmoshere, the dorms, and the teacher/student ratio." Breu came to University of Wisconsin- Parkside in 1988 and started making her marie in the classroom as well as on the track and cross country courses. During Tricia's freshman year, she worked forthe Volunteer Program, in which she helped the school and society by working in soup kitchens to help serve the poor of Kenosha. Breu also helped in a program called, "Kinship" in which once a month, she would take a child from a single parent home and take him or her to an activity or special event Additionally Breu distrubted flyers in Kenosha for recyling. Through these services, The University of Wisconsin- Parkside recognized Breu as a "Volunteer of The Week." Breu made it to the cross country nationals her first year at Parkside. Some of Breu's other accomplishments came during her junior year in which she placed second at nationals and first for UW- Parkside. She finished second NAIA and third in NCAA. She also set a new UW- Parkside record in the 1500m, at a time of 4:34, and earned All American honors. In achieving these accomplishments, Breu has not only made a name for herself and UW- Parkside, but she has also given state wide recognition to an otherwise, unknown Aubumdale athletic program. Breu credits a lot of her motivation and will to work hard to her younger sister, who comes and watches Breu participate at her meets. She also credits her mother and father for taking the timeo ut to ride bikes with her, and do other fun activities. As Breu put it, "If it wasn't for my coach and teammates pushing me and encouraging me, I wouldn't have accomplished all these goals." Breu plans on graduating in December and after that she wants to teach. Breu is pursing a degree in Education and Psychology. She also plans on getting her degree in Psychology, and hoping to go on and be a Child Psychologist. Breu plans for running in a track festival Doctor prescribes Bulls as a shoe-in Dr. L. rates the field in his NBA playoff analysis Now it is time for Dr. L to shine once again. The NBA playoffs have arrived, and the Doctor of Sportsology has the answers. This year's playoffs begin with two words: Chicago Bulls. To better understand this, first let's look at the Eastern Division. Besides, the Bulls, Dr. L sees twoteams who have a realistic chance of destroying the champs. First, let's start with the Boston Celtics. Let's face it, this team is getting hot at the right moment heading into the playoffs. More interestingly, they are doing it without the "Legend." Any possible minutes Lairy plays in the playoff is only an extra bonus. If Boston survives first round date with Indiana, they can be headed on a collision course to meet Chicago in the Finals. If they do, Dr. L says they have a chance, a very real chance. With Lany in there, things can only look that much better. > The other scenario would be Cleveland facing the "Champs" in the Eastern Conference Finals. During the season, Chicago has diverted much attention away from Cleveland. Cavaliers have had a great season, which has been helped by the return of Mark Price. Brad Doherity is very solid at center, and Larry Nance has had another solid season at forward. However, Cleveland has too many unanswered questions. The On Sports by Dr. L. Sports Guru biggest question is who will guard Michael Jordan? Craig Ehlo is out, and I don't think Steve Kerr is the answer. Biggest problem for Michael is, how many points should he decide to score - 50, 60, 70? Final Analysis, Chicago will repeat as Eastern Conference Champs. The only question in theW estem Division, is there a team worthy of playing the Chicago Bulls at this point Dr. L sees, Portland as having the best chance to meet up with the Bulls, and possibly dethrowning the Bulls? Although, the Trail Blazers face a difficult challenge in making it back to the "promise-land." They play a team called The LA Lakers in the first round. If they survive them, they will make a date with the "Champs." Overall, Portland has enough athletic-talent to match the Bulls. Might in reality, have even more. However, in the final analysis, Dr. L likes Chicago's team defense, and their half-count offense over Portland's. Two things which have prevented Portland from achieving what Bulls have. Thus, Dr. L picks Chicago ( like everyone else ) to repeat as champs. The only question left - the question of three-peat? Tricia Breu held by the NAIA in Germany, Switzerland, and Australia during the summer, in which, she will complete for the U.S. One key issue that Breu wants to stress is thast he would like tos ee more students come to college for the learning and not so much for the sports. She also want to stress that there is life after sports, and to make it in that life, you will definitely need a degree. Hollywood, Bad Boys set for rematch Tonight's intramural basketball championship features a rematch of last falls championship game as number one seeded and undefeated Hollywood (14-0) takes on fifth seeded Bad Boys from Biscayne (11-5). Holly wood beat Still Ugly and Straight P-No Cut in close games to reach the finals, while the Bad Boys rolled in three relative blow outs over We Improved, S.M.D. and Really Rottens. Hollywood has not lost an IM game since last October, their last loss, to the Bad Boys. The Bad Boys started off this season slowly before finishing strong. In their only match-up of this season, Hollywood won on a last second tip in by John Veenstra. Big keys to the game will be Hollywood's transition game, opposed to the Bad Boys tough half court offense and defense Campus oddsmaker M.C. "Juice" Jones has Holly wood as 12 point favorites. Rangers look to improve on successful 1991 campaign By JOEL MEADOW Special to the Ranger The UW-Parkside soccer Rangers finished the 1991 season with a 15-2-1 record overall and a final ranking of 12 in the NCAA DII poll. The Rangers are already busy making preparations for the 92' campaign. The Rangers face the difficult task of improving from the great success enjoyed in 91'. Despite the 15-2-1 record and a national ranking, the Rangers were denied a post season bid in their first year in division II. Strength of schedule was cited as a reason for turning down UW-Parkside. The selection committee decided that the Rangers did not "go to the well" enough times against quality teams. To remedy this situation and make the Rangers a more desirable and qualified candidate for selection, the Rangers will be playing some top level competition next season. The Rangers are making plans to play the NCAA II National Champions. The tournament will be held in Orlando, Florida. The Florida Institute ofT echnology has extended an invitation to theR angei soccer team to play in their tourna ment This invitation came just si> days after FIT won the national championship. The Rangers will also face division II powerhouse in the Uni versity of Tampa which finished the season with a 16-3-1 record anc a number five national ranking. The Rangers will rely on central core of seven seniors whic includes; Ron Knestruct, Bo Rodgers, Joel Meadow, Chri Ryan, Derrick Wilkinson, Osca: Toscano, and Nick Hemer to pro vide the leadership and means ncc essary to ensure a successful tour nament and season. UW-Parkside coach Rick Kilps has high hopes but makes nc promises about the upcoming sea son. "We are returning a lot o kids, but there is no guarantee we will be as good or better." With a strong group o underclassmem, senior experience and a little bit of luck, the Range soccer team will be on the road u post season play and a shot at the National Championship. April 24,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B3 All-American Skarda looks toward future By STARLIN STEVENS Special To The Ranger Senior wrestler Steve Skarda added yet another Ail-American honor to his list of accomplishments. It was Skarda's third in as many years ('90,'91, and '92). Skarda finished second this year in the National Athletic Intercollegiate wrestling tournament Skarda posted an impressive 27-5-1 record this season. In his career Skarda has won well over 80 wrestling matches. Skarda was pleased with his All-American honors, "I,m glad to be voted as an All-American, it's a great honor to be voted and thought of as being one of the best in the country in such a tough sport." The Wisconsin wrestling conference is one of the toughest and most credited in the country. Skarda WOT wrestler of the year in his respected district. "I'm just glad that all the hard work in the gym, training, and Steve Skarda mental preparation payed off." There is life after wrestling for Skarda. Steve plans to graduate in May with a degree in Secondary Education. Skarda wants to teach youngsters and coach wrestling at the high school level. "I'd like to get the young kids mentally and physically prepared to deal with college and life after school." Skarda believes that it is very hard to make the transition from the high school student star athlete to just another college athlete. Skarda wants to work with these to open their young eyes and minds so that they won't suffer mentally when the young student makes the transition. But before leaving, the threetime All-American plans to stay on and help Coach Koch with rebuilding the wrestling program. Overall, Skarda says, he has enjoyed UW-Parkside and being on the wrestling team. "I'm going to miss the guys, thter ips, and most of all the competition." Skarda is leaving us next May, but his photo and many achievements are up in the Parkside Wall of Fame for all to see. Intramural Notes: Slow pitch Softball is into swing, with games being played on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Men's action takes place on Monday and Tuesday while co-ed teams take to the diamonds at Petrifying Springs Park on Wednesdays. In Tuesdays games the Grapplers posted a win over S.M.D. II and Firing Shots beat V.B.J. 11-8 behind four hits from Tim Radke. Get your teams together now for three-on-three sand volleyball. More info on IM Board. Ranger News Sports - atftfete of tfu WuH Green shines against UW-Oshkosh This week the RangerNews Sports Staffe xtends ourm ostc elebratory and congratulatory compliments to that athlete of athletes who has epitomized exemplory performance on the field and off. This weeks top of the line, crem de la crem, 'A' #1, big fish of the week is Ranger second baseman Greg (that's one g on the end) Green. Greg sparked the Ranger victory over nationally ranekd UW-Oshkosh Saturday by going 3-4, stealing a base and driving a run. Against UWWhitewater Friday and in the first game Saturday, Green was 4-6 with three stolen bases. Green is a great asset to the Rangers. He is one of the best pure baseball players on the team and with his clutch ability at the plate and incredible defensive consistenty, perhaps the teams most solid player. Green has a nack for getting hits when the team needs one but most impressive is his defensive prowise. Green has committed just two errors in the last two seasons starting every game for the Rangers. A senior business management major from Winthrop Harbor EL, Green is a great plus for the Rangers and coach Pete Peerenboom. "He reminds me of Robin Yount," said Peerenboom, "he is never sizziling, but you can always count on him." Congratulatins Greg Green of the UW-Parkside baseball team, you are our athlete of the week. The Green File Position: 2B Year: Senior Major: Marketing JUCO: College of Lake County Don't miss the party tonight at Kenosha's newest HOT SPOT! Two Week Grand Opening Specials Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays $3.00 Pitchers Dance to the latest Jams with UW-Parkside's $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's Len Anhold on Chain Reaction's hot sound $1.00 Shots of Rumpleminze and lighting systems. Party with the Boys from Hollywood and the Bad Boys from Biscayne following their IM Championship battle Thursday at 7:30. April 24,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B4 Need a Car? Get your homework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. NCIIA Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Intramural Basketball Championship Tonight - 7:30 Hollywood (14-0) vs. Bad Boys from Biscayne (11-5) ACK IN TIME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 EVERY THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT This Week Featuring; $2.00 Pitchers • .500 Tequila Shots $1.00 Margaritas *.500 Cactus Juice $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jams Ranger staff member keeps busy By BILL OHM Special to the Ranger Every week you pick up this section and read a preview of the soccer, golf, wrestling, or the basketball team. Have you ever thought about all of the hard work and time that is involved in putting this sports section together? Here's a little backround of one of the men behind the scenes of the Ranger sports staff, Len Anhold. Anhold has been with the Ranger sports staff for the past two years. He has quickly moved up to the assistant sports editor and if elected would like to become the sports editor for next year. His dedication is apparent as you can find him in the Ranger offices all day long and it is not uncharacteristic to find him there until 2 or 3 in the morning. To go along with being assistant sports editor Len is actively involved as the student representative of the athletic board, an advertising representative to the Ranger, and he runs the in terminal basketball and football leagues on campus. Among many of Anhold's tasks with th e Ranger sports section is he does the layout, covers and reports on sports, takes pictures, and compiles statistics for the scoreboard. The Ranger scoreboard is unique because a scoreboard is rarely found in other college newspaper. "I've been very fortunate to have this hands-on experience and to work with all the people on the Ranger staff', Anhold stated. Not only does Anhold work as the Ranger sports editor, hec an be found every Thursday night at the ever so popular Chain Reaction working as DJ.L.A. Other interests Anhold has are playing any kind of competitive sport, collecting baseball cards, and socializing at local Parkside hangouts. Anhold plans on graduating in May of 1993 in Communications, and become a Quality Conrtol specialist, which involves setting up and maintaing quality systems. T)YOTA ACCEPTS SHEEPSKINS FOR CREDIT Here's proof that your diploma is definitely worth more than the piece of paper it's written on. In fact, it can get you into a wild, yet practical '92 Toyota Paseo. Or any one of our quality cars and trucks. Okay, motivated collegians, you can now take advantage of the incredible Toyota Class of'92 Retail Financing Program-if your diploma is from a fouryear college, graduate school or registered nursing program. Even if you're six months away from graduation. The hot scoop: Your dream Toyota can be SEE YOUR TOYOTA DEALER yours for no money down and a 90-day* deferred payment! We offer you all this plus special College Grad finance rates. For even lower monthly payments, talk to your Toyota dealer about leasing. So. call it a diploma. Or call it a sheepskin. But be sure to call 1-800-5- COLLEGE for the location of your nearest Toyota dealer and a brochure with full details and qualification requirements. TDYOTATMCC MOTOR CREDIT CORPORATION •Finance charges accrue from the contract date. Deferred payment no! inSaNe in New Jersey on vehicles with a cash seffing price of less than S10.000. ®l»2 Ipta Nfc-or Sales. USA. lot April 23,1992 Movie Review THE RANGER NEWS, Page 151 Ten movies to relieve the tensions of finals By Chris Tishuk Feature Writer The end of the semester is coming soon and with it many students will have to endure some of the most stressful and difficult weeks of the year. Are you starting to feel burned ou t and as if you're not going to make it through that last final? Maybe one of the many types of stress reliever is what is needed. You could have a huge bash in your living room and invite the entire campus to live on beer and cheetos for the entire weekend. But if you d on't have the time to clean the beer out of the carpeting or you don't wantyour hands stained orange for the rest of the month, there are otheraltematives that will require less time and lot less cleanup. Maybe renting a movie spoofing college would give you that well deserved and needed break. Or maybe you don't want to think about college at all and you just want to forget about everything for a couple hours. Here are the top ten tension relieving comedies. 10) The Graduate- Dustin Hoffman in one of his first major roles as a young man who competes for the love a lady and finally her daughter after his college graduation. Dark comedy rings throughout during this movie that still ranks as one of the all-time funniest 9) Annie Hall- Woody Allen's look at relationships comes complete with some of the best lines of any of his movies. "I would never join a club that would have me as member." 8) Monty Python and the Holy Grail- This movie would make anyone forget what was happening around him as Monty Python goes back to the days of King Arthur and the Knights of theRoundTable. A cow flung from the top of the castle, a limbless sword fighter, and a wedding massacre all make this one of the best spoofs ever. 7) The Freshman- Matthew Broderick is about to begin college in New York when a ll his money and clothes are stolen. To raise money he meets up with "The Godfather" (Marlon Brando) who gives him a job and all he asks in return is friendship. A great spoof of the Godfather movies. The lizard scenes are hilarious. 6) Fast Times at Ridgemont High- OK, so it's a high school flick and not college. The premise remains the same- a bunch of kids who think mostly about sex. 5) Back to School- Rodney Dangerfield in one of his funniest roles as he changes an entire college campus, transforms the students, and buys his way through school. 4) Hollywood's eroticfilm festival- never mind, wrong movie list. 3) AnimalHouse- John Belushi goes to college in one of the best college movies ever. How many people can achieve an absolute 0.0 GPA. 2) Blazing Saddles- Mel Brooks classic story of the old west where men punch out horses, women punch out men, and the fastest gunman in the west can't hold his hand steady. And the best all time funniest stress-breaking movie is 1) Airplane- the first team-up of Leslie Nielson and Zucker, Zucker, and Abrams is also their best There are so many sight gags and jokes throughout the movie you almost have to watch it twice to catch many of them. Mrs. Cleaver talks in jive and a doctor who says not to call him Shirley. So if you're beginning to feel you're not going to make it and finals are taking over your life, ran down to the local video store and leave the rest world behind for a couple of hours. 00 Posions Available Inventory project for a large Kenosha manufacturer the week of May 18th. 20 - 30 of these positions will last through August. Both 1st and 2nd shift available. Special interviewing hours 9 am-2 pm Saturday, April 25 Flexi Force 5201 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 634-0087 or 654-8444 The fine tn today's workplace. Bfite FORCE Ttmpciwiy SetvtcG Please bring a picture ID and Social Security Card. Applications also taken daily 8 am - 4 pm Monday through Friday or see Mike Plate. UWParkside Job Service after 1 pm weekdays. 595-2656 IF YOU NEED TO WORK TO GIT THROUGH SCHOOL. YOU NEED TO SEE UPS." • T need two things to get through school: good grades and money. I can take care of the first all by myself, and UPS is helping me take care of the second. They gave me a part-time job that really pays. "I make almost $10,000 a year for working about 4 hours a day, 5 days a week. Butgetthis. UPS has student loans that let me borrow up to $25,000 a year for college. Compare that anywhere else I also got my choice of schedules—mornings, afternoons or nights. My work hours fit around my class hours. Most students work in Operations. But you might get something in Accounting, Industrial Engineering, I.S. or Customer Service "No other company offers more to students than UPS. Talk to them. Get what you need to get your diploma." Openings exist at UPS Oak Creek, 6800 S. 6th St Shifts: 4:00p.m.- 9:00p jn^lO^Opjn. - 2:30a jn. Limited openings: UPS Sturtevant, 10240Hwy 11. Shifts: 4:00ajn. • 8:30a.m. and 5:00pjn. • 9:00p.m. WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FOR US. UPS DELIVERS EDUCATION UPS Representatives will be on campus: TUesday, May 512-30 pm - 4:00 pm Wednesday, May 612:30 pm - 4:00 Concourse next to bookstore For more information contact Mike Plate at Job Service,Talknt Hall, afternoons. Page 16 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING April 23,1992 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. D eadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. A ll classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Par1<side students are 250 per week run. A ll classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. P ayment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. N o refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger News, a nd its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The UW-Parkside Ranger News reserves the right to re fuse to pu blish a ny ad vertising at its di scretion. Please di rect al l inquiries to T he Ranger N ews' A ssistant Business Manager, Jackie Joh nson at (4 14) 595 -2295. FOR SALE 1 Communication Senior Seminar '92 welcomes speakers Carl Allsup ofUWPlatteville and alumnus Kimberlie Kranich to Communication for a New World: A Celebration of Diversity onThursday, April 16 at 12:30pm. See posters for more details. GX.O. ( Gay and Lesbian Organization) meets every Wednesday, in CART 142 at 10am. Gay and Lesbian Support Group. Contact Brad at x2650 or Women's Center at x2170. All Psi-Chi members wanting to purchase or borrow honor cords for graduation - please contact Lori Slager, (708)356-3280. Call before April 24th. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Amin resigns after 20 years at UW-Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document • University of W'isconsin-Parkside .,., Volume 20,Issue 3 September. 1.2,1991 Amin • resigns after 20 years at UW-Parkside By Daniele Cbiappetta Editor·in·Cbief Arab psyche regarding intercultural and international affairs. In the wake of American intervention in the gulf region, Dr. Amin bas been interviewed by a variety oflocal and regional news- papers as well as the CNN net- work. Omar's resignation will take effect in January of 1992, but he is taking a leave of absence this After20 years of teaching , at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, nationally recognized researcher and biological sciences professor Omar Amin has has re- signed. Dr. Amin, a native of Cairo, Egypt, is an expert on the vir~ Par~~~~~lS;;VO!~rtes~" prograIl1,recei~es··ne~f.\!n4s ..,by Gwe~ Ji~Uer, .. Y §lulltary ActiJkc~~ier,~ .Manag;nl: Editor ,,;~ioiiiiun seryiJd\tS a Jiaisori~,< The volunwersp;rlt·atuW.:(tween collegestudentsfr,om. . Parkside has beeDgiven aneW /.I'arl<side,C3nhage\:;ollege;\riit breath of life with financial assis-Gaieway Technical \::ollegeand tance from· the Parkside Segre.organizationsirill;leC9mmuliitY : sA~- ~liJlI_" riation of fllliding oy the Kenosha '··'·;'''Coritinued on Paget ;;:;-~¢~:;<y:::::;~~,):{\"\(-..;:... :.t·.;:::;:'::;;::~t ....:.;...:.;.::..-.'.;.;:..,.:.:;.~.;:.:.•.;.:.;~.:.'~.·.~.•,;.~.;.:;.::.·.:.~.:,:;.:.:.. :~:::::;:::;tI~;~: ~~~;:r{~~~?:·::~:.::~!:::~:::~~:[!:: ..,..... -".".""', ,- ,,~.,:~.:,:,~::;::;;.'::::.:-- - ::t:::{~,::~::::,:;.. ·<:.<::w,,: ::. ,-:.;--.--.-, Majors of UW-Parkside Volunteers 1990-91 Academic Year 00-"-------------------, to U llIQICliQ s-- ~ogr Ccmm~ &0-_ e",lilfl S«>dcg \JII:IKIdId All oNrmlj .. MaIOd Communtiy service continues to infiltrate a growing number of academic fields of study. During the 1990-91 school year, UW-Parkside volunteers represented nearly every major offered by the university. A perk forthose inthe "undecided major" category is the opportun ity to evaluate career choices and personal skills through the volunteer experience. , OmarAmin semester. Omar began teaching at UW -Parkside in September of 1971. He received tenure in 1976. BeforecomingtoUW·Park- side, Amin worked as a full-time researcher at the CllIIter for Dis- ease Connol in Atlanta. Georgia. "My best productivity ~ "Think of my resignation as an end ofanepisode, buta beginning of another chapter" -OmarAmin "I have no idea whyheresigned" -Chancellor Kaplan yet to come," said Amin who is wishes to fmd employment in a wanner climate. "I'm interested in working in a large, graduate, pr0- fessional institution." UW-ParksideCbanceUor SbeilaJ{aplan was surprised to bear about Amin's resignation. "I have no idea why be resigned." degree and finally bis doctorate in Philosophy at Harvard University. His expertise is in the field of social philosophy andcrirninal jus- Howard S. Coben Cbancellor Sbeila Kaplan According to Vice Chan- cellor .John StoekweU Amin re- signed "to pursue new career oppurtunities. • "Think of my resignation as an end of an episode, but a be- ginning of another chapter," said Amin. "UW·ParI<side bas been good to me in many ways.· Cohen named Dean of Liberal Arts By Erica Sanchez News Writer UW·Parkside bas chosen Dr. Howard S. Cohen for the new Dean of Liberal Arts. Dr. Cohen comes to US from the University ofMassachusetlS in Boston, where he worked for twenty-one years: bis last position being associate provost, a central administrative post Previous to that, he had worked in the Dean's office of the College of Arts and Sciences. He has held various po- sitions, such as chairman of the Philosophy' Department and direc- tor of the Law and Justice program at U. Mass. Boston. Dr. Cohen grew up in Minne- sota, and started as an undergradu- ate at the U iii versity of Minnesota. He received his bachelor's degree in Philosophy at the university, and then proceeded toeambis master's lice ethics and be bas just finished a book on police ethics and author- ity. He is also a proud family man; with a wife, a daughter in college, and a son in high school. Enhancement of the Libelll1 Arts division is foremost on the Dean's mind. Hisfustm$rproject is to wode with the university on general education. Revising the BreathofKnowledgerequiremenlS . into a more connected and cobe- sive plan is something UW-Park- side has been steadily working on for the past couple of years. He plans on changing it and then work- ing with the other departments' curriculum so that they can relate to the change in the requisites. 0,. Cohen bas great expecta- tion for our university. He wishes to develop the scliool of Liberal Arts into a real entity; because be Continued OD Page Z • i I .. ...... . .. i TIlE IlANGD NEWS. Page 2 IN THE NEWS ... UW.Parkside administration and students question the Domestic Abuse law .•...... Complete story on Page 3 Dave Ostrowski, Chief of Campus Police and Ken Schub, president of UW -Parkside's Student Govern- ment Association support revisions to UWS Chapter 18 .................................................. Details on Page 3. The move of UW -Parkside's Financiat Aid office and the Bursar's office to the Wyllie Li- bnry/Lelning cent« is one of the most useful and progressive relocations in the last few YC81S. Jan Ocker, head of Financial Aid, said that the primary reason bebind the move was so they could be within the central action of the SlUdentbody; thelowerMainPlace and the WLLC. Being localed in this area, the New Dean Continued rrom Page 1 admits the depanmeDl is really just two yC81Sokl. Previously, Parle- side was organized on the division syslem; so at the moment, the Lib- eral Ans school has only one citi- zen, Dr. Cohen. Everybody else is . more auached to their own divi- sion, or their previous loyalties. Therefore he feels that his job is to " •..bring some other people into the school citizenship; so that we all feel like we are in this IOgether and that we have our loyalties to the school of Liberal Ans." The new Dean has accom- plished much in his career and bopes to acccomplish much more at UW -PaJtside. He admits that his grealCSt achievement was the centtalized advising system that be spent his last two years pulling together at the Univl\l'Sity of Mas- sachusetts-BoslOn. It was. be be- lieved, the one thing that had the most impact, and that would last the longest All in all, Dr. Cohen's IJllents are just what the Liberal A,rts divi- sion needs. His hook. entitled PowerandReslrainl.is something to watch for on the literary horizon. Septemba- 12, 1991 --.: Campus·Calendar -Film "Home Alone", 7pm, Union Cinema, $1 for OW. Parkside Students $2 others. S onsored b PAB -"Cutting Through the Red Tape," VIP Lecture presena, tion on student budgets and the paperwork process, noon, Union 207, free. Sponsored by the Student Activities Office -Cathy Braaten, Musician and songwriter, 9pm, Union Dining Room. Free. Sponsored by PAB -Look for the next issue of The Ranger News on the news stands throughout campus. - National Hispanic Heritage Week. Featuring a large variety of ethnic foods, music, vendors, films, and much more during this week of celebration . Parks ide volunteers "I wouldhke toellCOlDlF~ member of the Parkside _ nity to get involved in VCIIIIer· ing, explained Engberg. "C1uII are encouraged to partiI:iJIIIe ill one-day events such as nlJlCllll' ing environmental improwmell project on October 6." 75slUdentsareneeded~ up a Kenosha park during nailer' noon. The event is co-SJIOIISlRd by Keep Kenosha Beaulifu\ aad McDonalds. The Kenosha News will be on hand to photogllllb diI volunteers at work. ElIIbUJ stressed that clUb/group voIU11l1JC1 projects are an exceDent wry ., help out the comrnunityllldeeJoJ a sense of unity and pertleiJlllliolL Engbergbasbighexpee_ for the current semester. "We- aiming for 400 members in 1991· 92. if not more than dlall" She bopes to increase the visibilitY d the organization t/lroIJ8h its newt letler which is produced by PaIt· side slUdent Jason AsaIa. Funbe" more, a vidoolJlpe is in the W(Ilt. ings to promote communitY set· vice on campus. . Anyone intereslCd in ta1kiJIll to Engberg about possible voI~ teerpositionsin KenoshaerRaciJlli should contact her at 595-2011 tll stop in the Career Cenler locared ill WLLCD-J75. Continued from Page 1 The impending collapse of this unique operation caused the uni- versity administration as well as members of the community to re- act in suppon of its continuation. Marian Hoganson. a teacherat Grant Elementary School in Kenosha, wrote a leuer to Dr. Gary Grace.AssislJlntChancellorofSIU- dent Affairs. stating how impor- tant she felt the volunteer program was. Parkside student Rachel Iverson had volunteered in a fourth grade class and left behind a very favorable impression of college students as volunteers. "In 22 years ofteaching, it was the first effective volunteer pro- gram thatl haveeverbeen involved in," wrote Hoganson. "College students are great role models for elementary slUdents.and when they know that someone is Willing to belp them for no external gratifica- tion. it can help to change atti- tudes." Student Community Services will now be lcnown as the Parkside Volunteer Program and will deal exclusively with students from Parkside as well as faculty and slJlff members. Carol Engberg will continue to serve as Coordinator on a full-time basis. Communication Students Donate $365 to Scholarship Fund - Students in the Communica- tion Department Senior Seminar have contributed half of the pro- ceeds from the Communication Studies Conference organized by the students during the 1991 spring semeSler. An equal amount was given 10 the American Red Cross. Senior students majoring in communication organized the con- ference as a capslOne experience. demonstrating their abilitesand the skills and knOWledge they acquired through theirslUdies. Students pre- Continued on Page 3 UW-ParksideStudent Government Association rep- resentatives offer their opinion concerning the parking problem. Story on Page S. Find out what is bappening on other college campuses Around the World See Page 7~ UW.Parkside'sWylIieLibrary/LearningCenter ex- plains why the library's D 1 level doors are closed , Complete story on Page. 9. This week's Editorial deals with the continuing parking problem that exists on campus ~ See Page 12. UW-Parksidelitourhs the loss of Ken "Red" ........._"'i'c.,,,. See SeetionBI 0"". Lt. WIUCI ;..................................... • ~ /.~ ... Financial systems moving to WLLC By Erica Sbanehez fmancial systems can best serve slJlff ~d the students pro~ciently N W 'ter the slUdents more efficiently and and will be more convement for ~ n . led rapidly than in Tallent Hall. They everyone 10\10 V. . are DOW located with the rest of The new system will take an Student Affairs. whicb is their estimated year to install and per- rightful place, according 10 Ocker. feet, but the benefits it will offer Themajo(improvementonthe the university are endless. Fmancia1 and Bursar offices, other The Financial office and the than their attractive new look and Bursar's office will open the same theireasily accessibleareas, is their bours as the restofSlUdentAffairs. new software system. and its doors will be open from It is the result of the conver- Monday through Thursday. They sion from the older manual system are looking forward to integrating that the fmancial offices were pre- their services with the studentbody, viously using to the newly aU!Q- and are eager to give their best maled system that will serve the services 10 the university. Friday Thursday Sept.2J·27 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 3, September 12, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Sit-in focuses on peace, unity between races Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - l SID [{){'JK tJ~iversit.y of WlSConsiri::'l"a(kside ER Self Study The final report of the NCA Self· Study Committee on Process was forwarded to the Steering Commit· tee for Institutional SeIf·StudY reo cently. SIt-In focuses on peace, unity between races UW-Parkside students and staff take part in sit-in to protest King verdict, violence By Andy Patcb News Editor Enragedandfrustrateddue IOcurrentnational events, over one hundred UW·Parlcside students and staff members took part in a campus sit-in, complete with impromptu speeches, prayer, and ~hants of "Freedom," at noon last Friday, May I, 10 Upper Main Place. The idea for the sit-in was developed by freshman Myron Jackson as a means of peaceful protest to the recent acquittal of the Los Angeles police officers involved in the beating of Rodney King, and the resulting riots and looting occurring in Los Angeles and in other major cities through- out the United States. Competing with the noise created by the OW- Parkside volunteer program ice cream social/auc- tion taking place simultaneousty in Middle Main Place, the sit-in began with a small group of students standing in a circle, holding hands and reciting the "Our Father," but soon expanded to a large number of students and staff taking turns speaking and chanting for peace and equality for our troubled nation. Jackson organized the event after hearing of the decision and reports of the violence erupting in South Central Los Angeles and the outlying areas. Theriots, which soon spread toothercities through- out the United States, resulted in over forty deaths, see Page3 Prof, Ron Singer The Environmental Protection Agency has classified the Racinel Kenosha area, along with only six other such areas in the country, as a severe ozone non-attainment area, a classification that is sur- passed in severity by only the Los Angeles area. see Page 3 Counselor's Corner Since this is the last issue of The Ranger News lor the spring semes- ter ,I thought I would call to your atten- tion several things that are not only important to think about, but in the long run could help reduce your aca- demic stress level (ASL). See Page4 RGng.r News pItoCo"'!fa. PGupt)r. UW-Parkside students, staff, faculty and administration took part In campus sit ill several thousand injuries, and millions of done 10 combat racism in the United States. doUars in public and private propeny dam- In times when no one was speaking, stu- age. dents simply sal,rbythmical1yclapped Iheir N"ter the opening prayer, sWdents sates hands, and chanted "Freedom." random members of the audience would get SWdentsexpressedgeneraloutrageand up, move to the center of the group, and disgust in the judgement of the case, view- deliver their views on wbatcan and should be Conlitwed on Page 2 Human Behavior and Society There is a major at University of Wis- consin-Parkslde that may fit your needs. The title ot tnis interdisciplinary major is Human Behavior and Society. The question may be asked, "What's that?" see Page 4 UW-Green Bay student dead By Andy Patch News Editor As summer rears its woundrousheadandalong-awaited summer break looms, we are once again reminded of the tragicconse- quences of drinking irresponsibly. At 1:11am on Sawrday, May 2, UW -Green Bay student Trevor SchultzofNew Berlin, Wisconsin, Senator Andrea upset over Di Simone regent rejection By Denllis Clarke Sen. Andrea had reeom- News Writer mended Di Simone previously, For the second time in one last June, when a position had year, GovernorTommyThomP- opened up on the Board. How- son has snubbed Kenosha resi- ever, Gov. Thompson selected dent Alfred S. Di Simone in Di feUow Republican Terry Kohler Simone's attempt lD gain a seat for the seat. on the University of Wisconsin TheSenatewentontodeny Board of Regents, ancd state Kohler, who had corne under Senator Joseph Andrea is none flTe as a result of comments he too pleased. had made regarding homosexu- "I Ihink he was the best aIs and South African blacks pick," said senatorAndreaafter being perceived as demeaning learning of the rejection. by many legislators, the chance Governor Thompson saw and instead selected Michael c things differently however, se- . Grebe,aMilwaukeelawyerwho tecting Kathteen J. Hempel'and had served as chairman of the John Budzinski for the two open state Republican party. seats on the Board of Regents. c Sen. Andrea was at a loss Di Simone had been rec- as to why Gov. Thompson ommendedtoGovemorThomp- would reject Di Simone for a son by Sen. Andrea. O-Kenosha. second time. Another Kenosharesidenl,Rob- "In my judgemenl," said crt J. Preston, had been sug- Sen. Andrea, "he had all the gested by state Representative credentials necessary for the Peter Barca. D-Kenosha. COII/itwed on Page 2 diedofheadinjuriesresulting from acaraccident 100 yards away from his dorm. Schultz's car roUed and lay upside down as a result of "speed tliofastforconditions" ontheCircle Driveway in front of the dorms. Schultz was thrown from the car, susWning the injuries that u1ti- ColI/iluled OIl Page 2 Volunteer Program The Parkside Volunteer Program began in July 1991 and by April 1992, approximately 300 students enroUed and had volunteeredover9.000 hours of community service. see Page7 Ednorlal II's lime 10 say goodbye! see Page 8 &,9 Letters to the Editor See who has a gripe! See Page8U Sports The Year in Review. See Section B I T I , , , I , In The News May 7, 1992 1'JIIl1lANGu NEWS, Page 2 UW-Parkside's sit in is the only way to get the attention of everybody, and that is exactly what that (the violence in Los An- geles) has done ... sometimes talk- ingjust doesn't really doanything." Adds junior communication major Starlin Stevens, "I can see where they would be mad, but 1 can't see killing people, looting, burning things down - they should fmd other ways to protest." Genera! reaction to the sit-in was positive. A strong mix of ethnic backgrounds was present, and while the function was only a small step in the fight for human rights and equality, itwas asignifi- cant one nonetheless. States Bennett, "(Through talking) we did something today. We came here and we talked, and 1 think this is important Racial ten- sions are very high on campus right now, but nobody is saying any- thing. Everybody came today . black, white, yellow, red - every- body came, and that made me feel good." Even with the positive emo- tion promoted by the event, many students expressed concern over what would come in the future, beyond the forty minute demon- stration. States junior political science major Latesha Jude, "The peace sit- in was astart People gave their own perspectives on racism - but what now? ..What we need todois get up and get busy. What we had today - that was fine, but now it's ODe o'clock, and whatare thepeople going to do? This isnice, but itisn't going to get us anywhere. All it is isabunch of talk and noaction...We need to get busy and get active." ContinuedfromPage 1 ing the decision as racially biased. Said sophomore psychology majorGary Wortham,aformerresi- dent of Los Angeles familiar with the Simi Valley area from which the the jurors for the King trial were chosen. "Simi Valley con- sists of about two thousand police officers and their families. You're saying that members of the jury were picked randomly from the people of Simi Valley, but what you're randomly picking are their school teachers, their babysitters, their lawyers, their bank tellers - these are all people that have direct contact with thepolice officers who were responsible for the type of activity involved in the Rodney King beating. "It wasn't a random selection, it was hand-picked. Wbere is the bestplace wecan get these guys off when they're so blatantly guilty? The Simi Valley. It was a perfect choice - from someone who has lived in the area ..nustme, they did exactly what they thought was nec- essary in 'order to take something that was clear cut and muddy it." While none expressed support for the violence erupting as aresult of the decision, most students un- derstood the reaction and were not surprised by it. Many students sympathized with the people of Los Angeles. and questioned what else could be done. Victoria Bennett, a junior po- litical science/sociology double major, believes in the possibility that rioting is the only way for the people to get their views across. "I don't agree with the riots in Los Angeles, but sometimes violence Take advantage of these extended hours: 9:00 am • -6:30 pm Noon- 1:00 am 7:45 am • 1:00 am 7:45 am • 11:30 pm 7:45 am • 6:00 pm Not Necessarily THE END DiSimone snubbed Continuedfrom Page 1 Governor to appoint him. "WhenyotiputTerry Kohler's record next to AI Di Simone's. it's a complete mismatch," Sen. An- drea continued. Despite Di Simone's repeated rejection, Sen. Andrea still wants Di Simone to be on the Board of Regents. and is not afraid to ap- proach the Governor again. "If there's another opportu- nity: he promised, "and it would appear tome there will be, Iwill be talking with the Governor directly. "I've tried twice, and I'm go- ing to try again. But next time. I'll be telling the Governor, ']J'm not going to submit his name unless he has an even chance going in.... "I'm not going to lead anyone to slaughter." the outspoken Sena- tor con<:luded. Sen. AndreacitedDiSirnone's long historyofinvolvementin edu- cationandcivicleadershipasprime examples ofwhy Di Simone should have been selected for aseat on the Board of Regents. "Mr. DiSimone has long been active at the forefront of education and the University of Wisconsin System," commented Sen. Andrea. "He's received every honor you can obtain. He was one of the key leaders in the development of UW-Parlcside under then Repre- sentative George Molinaro. a Democrat, in the legislature. "It was his bill that led the fight to bring the university to Kenosha. "DiSimone got people; hera!- lied; he went up on the legislature. It wasn't an easy bill to pass. He went out and formed a committee, and he worked on every facet of it. He was a key coordinator. There were a number of key people, and he emerged as truly one of the leaders." Andrea believes Di Simone would be the perfect Board mem- ber. "He would serve students, he would serve all of us well because heisa strong believer ineducation. He got his (education) the hard way, and he wants others to have the opportunity (to get theirs)." Despite the fact that Gov. Thompson and Sen. Andrea come from different political parties, Andrea denies any partisanship in Thompson's decision. "Appoint- ments to the Board of Regents should not follow party lines," he commented. Andrea does. however, find it strange that so many Racine resi- dents have served on the Board of Regents in the past. "In the last fIfty years: stated Andrea, "there have been six people from Racine appointed." The last Kenosha resident to serve was Robert V. Baker, from 1932 to 1936. Public Service Announcements MARKETING PROJECT FOR SPRING OR EARLY SUMMER. Kenosha Public Museum is offering a marketing project for interested students. Establish lislings of special audience, some research required. Can set own schedule and wor1< can be done aI home. Start your "experience" file now. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. BOWL FOR KINSHIP KIDS. Pick up a pledge form in the Volunteer Office, forma bowling team and ask your friends and neighbors to support Kinship as you bowl free on behalf of the children who need a special friend (big brother ... big sisler). This fund raising activity is ai-Sheridan Lanes in Kenosha on Tuesday. May 12th, Wednesday, May 13th or on Sunday, May 17th. ONE WEEK CAMPERS NEEDED. Children with MD need one-to-one friend and helper during a one-week camping experience aI Camp Wonderland from June 13thto June 20th. Food and lodging provided. This could be the best week of your summer. Ask for more details in the Volunteer Office in Career Center. Drunk driving accident Colllinuedfrom Page 1 mately killed him. Five other people in the car, three UW -Green Bay students and two minors from Darien, Illinois. were treated at St Vincent's Hospital in Green Bay and released. Although it could not be verified at time of print, witnesses report the smell of alco- hol penneating the scene of the accident; and drunk driving is a suspected cause. Schultz, nineteen, was a three time all-conference soccer player for New Berlin West High School, and was a member of the uw- Green Bay soccer team. Thisaccidenlmirrorsthellllgic death of UW-Parkside student Dan HaIl inl988. HaIl. a wrestler and popular figure oncampus; died lIS the result of a drunk driving accident. Both were single caraccidents. College students drink 430 million gallons of beer annually, enough to Iill a swimming pool on every college and university in the United States, averaging out to 34 gallons of beer per college student Forty percent of the students responding to the Core Drug and Continued on'Page 7 WILDliFE HORIZONS NEEDS VOlUNTEERS. Babywildlife need people during feeding time. This Racine organizalion worl<s wilh injured and abandoned animals. Once strong and mature they are released. Can you spare 2-3 haUlS weekly as an animal feeder? Evenings and weekends available. Cal Vo/unteerOflice 595.2011 for more details.· - . , , l ' , • , , ..... .- -._iIlIiiiiiiiiiillliiiiiiiiiillliiiiiiiii _ .' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 30, May 7, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-05-07 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System career day drunk driving green bay rodney king shakespeare institute volunteer program https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/805aa27c001c25c9d660a9681f494151.pdf c1e636d25577b9dc6dca153eff914b17 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Questions surround Amin's resignation Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Amin." A female biology student at UW-Parkside stated," I was sexually harassed by Omar Amin on several occasions. I was going to report it. but my mother felt it may cause other biology professors to lookdownuponme. rmabiology major and I have to deal with these professors every day." The female biology student said she went to Amin•s office on several occasions to discuss tests duringthespringsemesterof1990. ''Every time I would go there, he would always move his chair real closetomeandhavehisannaround me or on my knee. I told him this made me feel uncomfortable, but this never stopped him," said the "I know it exists on campus and there are incidents of sexual harassment going on." -Steve McLaughlin Dean of Student Life female biology student. "At the endofthesemesterhesaidhedidn't have my final. He knew I had turned it in, but he made itseem as if it was my fault he lost it. I was suppose to make up my final during the summer of 1990, that is when he became even worse," she said. .. Amin would call me at home over the summer to discuss the test, buthewouldalwaysenduptalking about my personal life. He was always trying to find things out about my personal life. I also went to his office several times during the summer of 1990. When 1 came in one time he gave me a kiss on the forehead and put his arm around me." The student told UW-Parkside staff members of Amin 's advances confidentially during the summer andfallof1990. "I toldtheDeanof Students Steve McLaughlin, I told my pre-med advisor Bev Pestel, and the Directorof Counseling and Testing Stu Rubner. They were helpful, but I didn't really know what they could do," she said. McLaughlin, a member of the UW-Parkside Committee on Sexual Harassment, was unable to comment on any cases in which students have come to him with complaints of sexual harassmenL He did say, "I know it exists on campus and there are incidents of sexual harassment going on." When asked if he has had complaints about Amin, McLaughlin Average salaries for full-time faculty at University of Wisconsin campuses Of the 13 four year campuses. only two were more generous in handing out pay raises to faculty members than most other UW-System campus chiefs, acco«futg to a report to the Board of Regents on September 2.1991. UW-Green Bay and UW-Oshkosh were the only two universities that received an increase of more than 1 %. The other universities received an increase ofl % or less. Total raises for the UW-System's6,74 l faculty members averaged 1 % under state budget provisions. ~ut chancellors were all~wed to_~ individuals raises according to merit and other factors. UW-Parkside, as seen on the chart, is the third m the UW-System in professors pay. Pi~c~-n:~;1-i~·'.', .- · -;, •s~;-,:t~U: :Pi·ofi£.-,ors r\s~istanl Proft•s.,urs C:1111pus ··•!..>U-•Ji·;: ·•91.•>2, , · ·11)0.91..r-· ~ :_•~>1 -9:! ''>0-'91 ''>t-1 >2 OW-Parkside UW-Eau Claire UW-GreenBa UW-La Crosse UW-Madison UW-Milwaukee UW-Oshkosh $38,209 $37,162 $38,468 $39,848 $42,498 $41,343 38 248 $36,046 $38 213 39935 $36,246 $39,857 $38,394 $37,049 $39,168 $39,871 45,008 $42,631 $41,445 38-133 $36,160 $38 295 • • , -~ $40,024 • • I I I • I . . I . • • . • I •• . • • . . I : • I $38,160 $34,107 $33,549 $35,141 -~, $39,718 $35,310 33 562 $32,096 $30 995 30 861 r $32 867 ~ 35064 ~ $29,741 ~ s3s,99s l said, "I'm not able to comment on thaL,, When Amin was questioned about his resignation and confronted with several sexual harassment complaints by The Ranger News he denied the allegations. "Peoplecansaywhattheywant to. It is not my style to listen to or honor any rumors, whatever they might be. It was my choice to leave UW-Parkside. I don't know what documentation you have and I'm not interested. I don't know what you are talking about," said Amin. Sexual harassment is defined by UW-Parkside as," Unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, or other verbal br physical conduct of a sexual nature where: (1) submission to such conduct is madeexplicitly or implicitly a tenn or condition of an individual's employment or status in a university course, program, or activity; (2) submission to or rejection of such conduct by an individual is used as the basis for academic or employment decisions affecting Omar Amin that individual; (3) such conduct has the purpose or effect of substantially interfering with an individual'sacademicorworkperfonnance, or creates an intimidating, hostile, demanding, or offensive employment or educational environmenL" A fonner female UW-ParkContinued on Page 3 Artist shocks UW-Parkside ,,,_.,,.,,~H,.,,, Kox•s work on display in the Art Gallery By Andy Patch This display has given birth to a Feature Writer great deal of controversy among Haunting .• Gory ... Surreal... those who have viewed it. Dark .•• Shocking... These are all Deep in religious symbolism, words that can, and probably have, Kox 's work is often quite disturbbeen used to describe the paintings ing in its interpreaations of Bible of Norben Kox, the Green Bay- Scriptures. Such graphic portraybased artist whose work is cur- als as a skinless Christ suffering rently on display in the University the crucifixion, a demonic depicofWisconsin-PartcsideArtGallery. Continued on Page 2 - Septembrz 19, 1991 - :=Tm=RANGD===N=IWl,~Page:;_=.2~~~~~~~-=--=-=-~~-;=7:::,::--:::====:::;:,===---_-.. --T, ~-~ .- --l-·f-·'·,- --7 !WS~:~,J<X~i!qctar Massive university retirements expected in the UWSystem. •. ~ ................. H ........................ ........ . .:. .. I>etails on Page 3. UW-Parkside's Child Care Center expr~ quality and enrichment ....................................... Story on Page 4. • The suspension of French and German majors ........................... : ..................... .Answers on Page S. Hispanic Heritage week is coming your way, UWParkside will present a series of.gala events ......................................... Complete story on Page 7 . . ,,. This week's Editorial would like to ask the administration a few questions •.... ~ .................... See Page 10. This week's Letter of the Week discusses her experience with sexual harassment by a former UW-Park! sideprofessor ............. :· .. , ............................... See P;ige 10. "· . '..;~ ~ • ... •❖• ~\· See what's happening in Sports ............... Section B ,,_. Artists shocks audience Continued from Page 1 lion of the StalUC of Liberty as Pontious Pilate commanding Christ's deslruction. and a huge demon frying a teenager ova- an open flame abound in tbe collecdon. which is entirely made up of Kox's artistic renditions of Saipbft. Contained in each wort are specific ~feieoces to tbe Bible. and alongside each piece is a slut desaiptioo of tbe work's meaning and symbolism. In most of the wom. there i.1 some symbol of contemporary American culture (usually in die fonnof lhc Statue of Liberty, the Amaican Oag. or lbe New Y ext skyline). in an effort 10 lie the ancient Biblical scene with today's modem world. OnewnplcofKox'sworkis "Tbel..a.1tDays: ShadesofRegression. The Rape of Uberty, and the F'mal Dance" (pictured). Kox's descriptimfoUows. "Thefirstpanel oftbc triptych illuslrales an DmUS· peeling tcc:nager being stalked by a demon.ubcopensbimself 10000. beneficial influence ( a rccoager smoldng marijuana. drinking beer, surrounded by various 'nao-beneficial inOucnces' ,a demon climbing up from behind lbe dwr in which the teenager is sitting.} "In the second panel the demon has gttten larger and more powenul and bas begun IO manipulate the victim who is still unwary of his presence ( the teenager being used as a puppet to shoot a man dtrougb lbe head by the demon. now appearing as the Swue of Liberty}. Evil doers abuse liberty, placing themselves in lhc bondage of sin and vice. "In the third panel the teenager's constant yielding ro evil influences has given strength and magnimdc to the demon who has merciles.,ly taken control. The victim is brought to an end. which i., essentially sdf «struction. "Theflamesdonotdepicteternal life in helL This scene has nothing to do with hell. The end of the wicked is tolal destruction according IO tbe Scripaures. After death they have no more hope. At the time of the resurrection those who have won the •race• will receive eternal life. "TheOlhers will be returned 10 an uncooscious state and burned 10 a.,bes. This is called the .second deadi •• (lbe teenager is fried by the now monsuous demon, in a frying pan mixture of Jard, worms, and Monday • "A taste of Salsa" music by Kalidad, vendors and ethnic food, noon, Mainplace • Film: "A Man Facing Southeast", 7pm, Union Cinema, free. •Vendors from 10am-2pm. Union Bridge Tuesday •Film: "Zoot Suit", special dance by the Youth Folklorico Troupe of Kenosha, 7pm, free, Union Cinema •Marian Kelly, comedian, 9pm, Union Dining Room, free •SOC Recruinnent Faire, Mainplace, 10am-3pm •Hispanic Vendors from 10am - 2pm, Union Bridge •Hispanic Luncheon, 11am - 2pm, Union Dining Room •Film: "Sleeping With the Enemy", 7pm, Union Cinema, maggots]" Since lhc gallely show opened on August 28. the Univemty bas been receiving phone calls complaining about Kox's wort. Many pcoplehavec:omplainedof lhework as being .. satanic", .. gory", and "frightening",and many have been appalled by the violent portrayals of scrip1Ur81 readings and 1he oft. times horrific appearance of 1he Christ figure in the works. A UW-Parksideartstudenthad this to say concerning the exht'bit .. I like what he's done with his colors. His technique is greaL Y -OU have to give rum that, but bis subject matter- I just can't agree with iL I just don't feel it's necesmy." Reactions ranging from "God. is this sick," to "Incredible" abounded in the gallery before Kox's hour-long lecture in the gallery on Monday. In the slide presentation/lecture, Kox gave detaileddescriptions of the meanings and symbols of each of the works in the gallery. as well as a brief history of himself and his work. How does Kox feel about the inremeCODIIOversysurroundinghis collection? Apparently. be is used to it- Ibis is not 1he first>time his wort bu drawn such reactions. $1 Students, $2 others. Kox's work displayed in the art pllerJ Generally, it seems, most of those the true intention of die pieee, who have a problem with Kox's .. mainly to steer people rowsd work- those who feel it is satanic Scripcures." However. Kox realor just too gory- are people wh~ izes that not evrzyone will ~- have not probed deeply into the pret a painting the way il d ~ work. Kox believes that by merely tended. "Obviously. die ideal IS glancing 81 one of the pieces and that everyone will see my wakli then walking on. these people just I intended ii. but there will~ get•the shocking surface imagery be those that doo'L J wish Ill'; ofthe~lings, withoutseeingthe wasn't so. but it can't be~ symbolism and meaning.behind iL Fer those intereS&Cd • -- ltisdusexcitingimagay,how- Kox"scxhibit.itwillremainilllll ever,tbatKoxhopestousetodraw UW-Partside An Depl_. II his viewers in. and get them to see S9S-2S81. ~ber 19, 1991 Campus News THE RANGn NEWS, Page 3 University of Wisconsin-Parkside preparing for self test by Latesha N. Jude News F.ditor Every 10 years colleges and universities are accredited by the North Central Association accreditation self study. UW-Parkside's last accreditation was during the 1982-1983 academic year. UW-Parksjde 's goal is renewal of accreditatipn this will allow universities and colleges to have funding, and be able to transfer courses to other universities, "According toco-coordinatorof the North Central Association Self Study, Robert H.Canary. "In order to get ready for that UW-Parkside will be preparing a major self-study," Canary, associate dean of faculty said. "The selfstudy will contain a book length document about ourselves. UWParkside started the planning of the document last spring with eight different committees, and a steering committee." John Stockwell, vicecbancel1<1' and dean of faculty believes the N<l'th Central As.9ociation Accreditation self study looks very promising. "It focuses on matters we can improve in the learning community to the campus," Stockwell said. "It is very important that it focuses on a continuation of strategic planning." Professor of economics and faculty c9-coordinator Larry Duetsch claims the self study will be comprehensive. "Every 10 years each campus mustdemonstratewhatitdoes. We aretryingtodomorethantheminimum requirement The series of discussions will give us an idea of what to look for." The eight committees consist ofEducationalPrograms,Support Programs, Regional Impact, Committee on Diversity, Assessment, "People", "Process" and "Curriculum." The senior administrators, the Large scale University By Latesha N. Jude News Editor One third of all the faculty in~ the University of Wisconsin System will retire by the end of the 1990s according to a recent report released by the UW System. However, acoording to officials the University of WisconsinResignation Continued from Page 1 side student told The Ranger News. "Omar Amin, made unwanted sexual advances towards me while aiding me with a research projecL These unwelcome sexual advances were displayed in thefonn of sexual innuendo, suggestive comments, physical touching and acts of coercion. "When I did not respond to this professor's actions the way this professor wanted me to. this professor refused to help me with my research project any further." The student filed a sexual harassment complaint against Amin last semester with UW-Parkside. Amin insisted·he resigned because he wished to move to a warmer climate. He has also become frustrated with the lack of research funds available at UWParkside. "I'm interested in working in a large, graduate, prpfessional institution," sai~ ~in:._. Parkside may wait a little longer before the full impact of faculty retirements is fell The study estimated that between 28 and 38 percent of the System's 6,640 full-time faculty will retire in the 1990s. Despite the fact fh?t Wisconsin doesn't have a mandatory reUW-Parkside administrators wouldnotcommentonAmin'sresignation. "He resigned and we accepted his resignation," said Vice Chancellor John Stockwell. When questioned further about Amin's resignatfon Stockwell had, "No comment." UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan had, "No idea why he resigned." When asked about complaints filed against Amin, Kaplan stated, "That would be subject to the university's doctrine of confidentiality." Kaplan would neither confirm or deny if Amin was forced to resign. Amin, whoannouncedhisresignation in June, is taking a leave of absence until the end of the semester when his resignation takes effect. "Whatever this is I don't want it to mushroom. I don't want ittoextend beyond it's place in the rumor circle of UW-Parkside," stated Amin. . key governance committees, the 1990-91 Strategic Planning Committee and the Self Study Steering Committee decided to have a "special emphasis" self-study, preparing all of the usual materials for a traditional accreditation self study, but with an added focus on the campus as a "learning community." The Leaming Committee is also one of the four majors themes which define the campus mission in its strategic planning process. The committees are dealing with a special emphasis and thus contribute to furtherdevelopmentofplanning at UW-Parkside. For the 1991-92 academic year, the self study process will be the major strategic planning process on the campus, and all self study committees were asked to help set new goals and objectives for the campus as well as to help assess what have been accomplished to date. The important part of the self study has been delegated to the eight subcommittees which consist of committees on educational programs, support programs, regional impact, diversity, assessment, people, process, and curriculum. In the organization of Self Study reports that the chapters provides background on the history of UW-Parkside, including previous accreditation visits, and discusses governance and resource issues. The two chapters provide information relevant to the first two of the traditional accreditation criteria The two chapters which follow provide the traditional evaluative account of the nature, structure, and achievements of instructional and non-instructional units at UWParkside. Following the chapters, there are reports on the findings of various special emphasis committees. The closing chapter discusses planningforthefutureatUW-Parlcside and summarizes recommenretirements expected tirement age, most UW faculty retire at age 65. The impact of facuJty retirements is expected to affect private and well as public post-secondary· institutions throughout the countiy. A nationwide study sponsored by the country's the largest faculty retirement fund. reported that retirements by the year 2002 will be up 40 percent over the number reported in 1987. "The retirement wave will probably widen the gap in quality between private and public schools, and between top public schools like UW-Madison and the smaller schools with fewer resources, "Ernest Benjamin, general secretary of the American Association of the University Professors, said. According to Larry Duetsch, professor of economics at UWParkside, the University can expect increased faculty retirements to hit shortly after the major wave of UW System retirements. "Our numbers are rising, but not as high as the University of Wisconsin-Madison," Deutsch said. With UW-Parkside only 25 years old, the campus has "youth" on its side, John Stockwell, vice chancellor said. "We are less affected than the other UW institutions mainly because dle1/~iv~sity .is~~ t!1an 25 One third of all the faculty in the University ofWisconsin System will retire by the end of the 1990s years old. As a result. we have a younger faculty and a younger institution. A problem with retirement is that it will be difficult to refill all of theopenpositions. There is going to be a supply and demand question, increase in money needed and more start-up costs." Professors expected to retire in the 1990s were all hired in 1950 and 1960 when increased post- "We hire in a national market and so it seems like there is always someone out there waving big money around," -Robert Canary, Associate Dean of Faculty Professor of English World War II enrollments in coll~ges.as well as fl!cu!ty ~irir_tg were . .. dations made throughout the study. "It is important for the faculty and staff to feel good about themselves and each other, Canary said. "We , as an institution have high expectations about omselves." In order f<I' the accreditation to be a success Canary believes the main objective is working together more effectively and communicating decisions to the UW-Parkside community at large. Canary believes that there are two risks in this process. One risk is that we can spend too much time on areas that need improvement. And the second risk is that if the talk doesn't come to anything than people will feel that it was a waste of time. If students, staff, or administration is interested in voicing their opinions or giving suggestions about the accreditation there will be an open forum on Friday, September 20 in Room 105. The forum is open to the public. • 1n the 90s witnessed. These retirements are expected to occur at the same time when increased enrollments are projected. UW System projects that the University 's Systems enrollment total could surpass 173,680 next fall. · The retirement issue calls for greater planning measures according to David Ward. vice chancellor for AcademicAffairsatUW-Madison said. "Even though there is a big retirement issue, some administrators at UW-Madison are trying to stay one step ahead of the retirement wave that is expected to hit Madison between 1992 and 1996. The state's largest campus is trying to give academic departments 'a little bit of mortage' so they can hire faculty now instead of waiting until the retirement wave occurs." UW-Parkside is no exception and officials anticipate challenges for hiring faculty in the future. "It is difficult because we hire in a national market and so it seems like there is always someone out there waving big money around," Robert Canary, associate dean of faculty and professor of English at UW-Parkside. ''This is a tough market, but it may hit UW-Parkside a little later than at any other schools because we are younger, both in tenns of o.ur faculo/ .3!1~ ~s~J~tion." - ~- - UW-Parkside's Child Care Center expresses quality and enrichment By Erica Sandia Feature Writer Child care is a necessity for students in college who have cllildren that are young and in the early learning stages. UW-Pmtside's Child Care Center (CCC) is the answer for parents who want quality supervision for their children and an atmosphere that gives an enrichment experience in early childhood. The general programs of the Center are development-oriented; they center on free-play experiences that allow children to team from their own supervised endeavors and play activities that are organized by the staff members. These educational amusements are designedtostimulatethechildren's imagination while increasing their desire and capacity to learn. Though it is on a first come, first served basis and only for people affiliated v.:ith the university community, parents are encouraged to enroll thierchildren in the Center when possible for quality andimuredday-care. Theworlc force consists of qualified staff members that include campus stu• dents to insure the best of savice for young and tender minds. Funding for the CCC is currently 86% user (which includes 1 1/2% fundraising) and a helpful 14% from SUFAC. When asked if she had any personal statements to convey to the Ranger News, Director Sherry Thomas said that the CCC stresses high quality enrichment experiences for early childhood that will provide knowledge and entertainment for all children from two weeks to ten years of age. The emphasis is on making the child care experience a mark of excellencefortheParksidecommunity 's children, parents, and staff members. The Child Care Center is located on Wood Road just south of Tallent Hall. Their convenient hours are Monday through Thursday, 7:30to5:30p.m.,andFriday, 7:30 to 5:00 p.m. For any further information, contact the Center at 59S-2227. More on resumes .. . . . . . ... " . . . . . . . . .. Septembet 19, 1991 Parkside Volunteer Program CommunityServiceAnnouncements EMERGENCY!! Women' sHorizonsinKenosha needs children group facilitators on Wednesdays from 7:00- 9:30 pm. Volunteer must be able to deal ~th c_hildre~ in non-threatening way, have good commumcanon skills, be organized and self-motivated. TEACH ADULTS TO READ AND WRITE. Tutor at the Racine Literacy Council is Tuesdays &Thursdays from 6:00-9:00pm on October 8, 10, 15, &17th. Stop illiteracy by sharing 1-2 hours weekly. SURVEY COORDINATOR NEEDED BY THE KENOSHA AREA TOURISM CORPORATION. Data entry and typing skills important. Learn more about the tourism industry. Could be an internship opportunity. CLASSROOM EXPERIENCE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. If you are patient and can work well with young people, your skills are needed atJerstad-Agerholm Middle School. Choose one area - English, Home Economics, Industrial Arts, After School tutoring, Library, Sewing, Attendance Office, and Special Education. Work with individual students having difficulty. Volunteer as little as one hour a week. CONTACT CAROL IN CAREER CENTER WLLC-Dl75 OR CAI.L595-2011 Getting a job is serious business 11ieresume will be more valuable and communicative if the target is clear. The target - or objective -is not a specific job opening but rather a tide that could exist with a number of employers. The infonnation you provide on the resume should reinforce your ability to function in the job or job area you have targeted. The education section is very important to new graduates. It allows the job seeker to demonstrate experience other than paid employment What does a candidate have to offer because he or she has completed a degree? How can infonnation be presented to "show ofr' relevant experience? Here are a few headings to consider. •related coursework -use if course titles help the employer know what you can do or know - example: organic chemistry example: computer skills. foreign language Ouency *special projects - describe projects or significant papers to demonstrate wort completed and team• work, writing skills. oral presentation skills, ere. *independent study or research - use this opportunity to indicate you can work independently. organizational skills. computer or laboratory skills. Experience can include paid work as well as internships and volunteer work. Diminish less relevant positions and those further back in time. Describe past experiences with the future job in mind. Be good to yourself - strut your successes and your acomplishments. Remember if you don't tell the employer they should notice you, who will???? The resume is always accom· panied by a cover letter. A workshopon written job search commu• ni~tions~offeredbyTheCarcer Center on Thursday. September 19, 5:00-5:50pm in WLLC D182. Other upcoming worksbopS include: Researching employers-Monday, September 23, 12:00-12:50 pm and 5:00-5:50pm in 3100 of the Li· brary/Leaming Center. Preparing for the interview • Wednesday. September 25, 12:00 -12:SOpm in WLLC D182. Those planning on attending should register in WI.LC D175. PLEASE come to the Career Center or call 595-2452 for a,t indi· vidual appointment and assistalfCe with resumes and cover letters. Next week • inteniewing Sepanber 19. 1991 French and German majors discontinued By Erica Sucbez NewsWrlter The smpcnsioo of the Gennan and French majors for the Fall of 1991 is a shock: to evayone. but lbe reasons behind the · discontinuation are significant and equally surprising. EvelynZepp. the Modern Language Department Chairperson, says lbat fundamentally, the reason is numbers. 1bere were two retirements in the Liberal Arts department. Eugene Norwood and Orpheus Johnson; and because of the low numbers. the administration chose not to replace their positions on the faculty. Therefore, there are only two full-time staff members left in the fields; one in French and one in German. Spanish was not affected by the numbers or the loss of faculty oa lhe contrary, there is a plan in Evelyn Zepp effect that will expand the directions that the Spanish major is talcing. The suspension is only temporary; this will hopefully be the only year that lhe majors are discontinued. It is still subject 10 the planning proces., and the altanatives that may arise in coming mombs. However. the traditional language m,jormay bealtmdinsuch a way that is tailored for UW-Parkside. TheremaybeFrenchstudies orGennan studies thatincludestudies in other fields that connect with the language such as History or International Business. There is also an idea to have a joint major with Canhage College, and discussions in that direction are presently in progress. The faculty and staff understand the importance of language study, and therefore classes up to the third year in French and German continue to be offered, as are the minors in both languages. Diversity continues to be one of the most important aspects of college courses. and the study of these two languages continues to be offered and encouraged. \:Y/ll'Y v;1th different he.1ghts. 1li_e 5 _6 , 13Q lp:c~~rl~er says dfis' ridiculous. 'W ou should be Judged on your ability, not .. ,. . •. ·i " » '-'· ·.,, ·.·. . . . "<, ··• • .-. w.e1gbt · K ·· ❖-.-... :,:•.· ·,·· · '"-::~orthiest U~iversity -Maryville, i\1O Robbie 9thlertz is in } stable.fundition after being hit by a smhll pick-up truck;". He was 1\. ~alking back. toward campus with a fr.ierid_ at J 0:~0 p.m. after TH B RANGER NEWS Keeps you on top of the world with: Nevvs Campus Events Entertainment Feature Articles Classifieds Sports Hispanic heritage week Once again the University ol Vuccmia ~ will preaeDl a leries 11 p1a evenu in honor or Hispanic Hailqe Week. Tbeae fine festivities arc being sponsored through the cooperative effort of the Nadonal Hispanic Heritage Week Commiuee. Center for Education and Cultural Advancement. Parkside Activities Board. Racine Spanish Center, HispanicOrganizationatParkside, Profes.gonal Food Management. and Onda Latina. The week's events wiJI begin on Monday, September 23 at noon in Mainplace where "A Taste of Salsa" will take place. The tenmember Hispanic band. Kalidad, will provide the music and set the mood for the ethnic celebration. You will probably want to bring some extra money next week as there will be vendors selling beautiful, authentic jewelry, Mexican rugs and blankets, as well as clothing and other ethnic arts and crafts. Monday night there will be a free film in the Union Cinema at 7:00 pm. "A Man Facing Southeast" is an extraordinary, sensitiv.e Argentinian film that will touch the hearts of all who attend. The movie focuses on the looely life of a disillusioned psychialrist and his friendship widl a mysteriom pa• tienL This patient claims to be from nMm planet and gains the support and admiration of bis fellow patienL1. Tbe doctms see this patient as a dneat but the oda pa• tienls a bim as their only IOUl'CO of hope. Is he really an alien at is hca modcn-day messiah bringing 1 mes,age roa wood that refuses to listen? OnTuesday.September24 the Hispanic vendors will once again be selling their items however. the vmdornwkeq,lace will be moved down to Union Bridge and will remain there through Friday. Tuesday evening another Hispanic film will be shown in the Union Cinema. The evening will start off at 7:00 pm. with a special introduction bytheKenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup before presenting a free viewing of the movie "Zoot Suit". "Zoot Suit" is partly based on the 1942 Los Angeles Sleepy Lagoon Murder Mystery and the highly publicized zoot suit riots one year later. During these incidents 600 Chicanos were arrested and the prosecution and incarceration of 22 alleged Chicano ringleaders. Luis Valdez has adapted his successful musical stage production into a distinguished screenplay which he also wrote and directed. The film specifically deals with the mistreatment and the blatant miscarriage of justice to minorities in America. In addition to the Hispanic vendors there will be a Hispanic Luncheon on Wednesday, Septernber25from llam.to2pm. The Union Dining room will be serving Hispanic ethnic foods in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Week. StudenlS of all ethnic backgrounds are strongly encouraged toattendasmanyoflheseeventsas possible. Participation from the entirecampmwillonceagainmake Hispanic Heritage Week a huge success. Feature . ~:.·_ }/·'". _ _. · ·M'. ., ,riN·--,·»: ··_iv:,)sEPTEMBER 23 •.·· :.-· ".···'' V ~~-, . , ,,. .· ~OON MAiNPLACE~z;~~M-~TAsntbF SALSA" with music by KALIDAD, Hispanic.vendors and lunch fi~/ aLatin flair at the Coffeeshop. . :•.· :~ •,• .- .. 7 p.m. UNION CINEMA: Film-"A MAN FACING SOUTHEAST' FREE TUESDAY, SEPTEMBE~ 24 10am-2pm UNION BRIDGE: Hispanic vendors . . 7 p.m. UNION CINEMA: Film-'_'ZOOT SUIT", with a special dance mFRtrEodEuction by the YOUTH FOLKLORICO DANCE TROUP OF KENOSHA. . WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 I 0am-2pm UNION BRIDGE Hispanic vendors l lam-2pm UNION BRIDGE: Hispanic luncheon THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 & FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 UNION BRIDGE 10am-2pm Hispanic vendors on campus Parlez-vous Francais? Do you speak French by Carol A. Smollnskl omcampus,I'd say that Parkside is ment Fair. one will fmd their Square. And Weds., Nov. 13th visit the surrounding area lli&h Feature Writer in great shape! "French Connection" cinema mar• "Psaltery"' will offer a clogging schools tocreaiea languageawllt- About 20 people were in atten- quis booth. AtHome-Coming look workshop at 12 noon in the Main ness together with an intcreSl fer Oui ou no(yesorno),itdoesn't dance at noon last Weds., Sept. for the "Grand Prix" race ttack at Place. the high school students forCllfJ" matter. Interested parties are en- 12th in CA 140 for their first meet- MainPlace. But wait, there's morel ing on their language studieS Ill couraged to join Parkside's French ing of the year. Energy was high as This will be complete with Big Throughout the semester the club through to the college level. Club-"L • Alliance des Amis". they discussed up-coming events Wheels and Tricycles for all the will be offering foreign films and All in all "L' Alliance des Amis" Led by President-Delaine for this Fall semester and beyond. M.ario Andretti wanna-bes. A tro- guest speakers. Further plans are has a busy year ahead of rbelDo Rogers, Vice Pres.-Jane Hogan, Many Ranger readers may re- phy for the winner and assorted Treas.-NicoleSt Louis, in the works for a possible trip to They want everyone to 1cnoW dll Sec.-Chris call their mock "Louvre" Art Gal- prizes for all competitors will be Paris next Summer to be arranged Bunkers, Translator-Jodie Chiodo one need NOT be a French stude.ol lery last year in the walkway be- awarded. with the American Consul for In- andFaculty Advisor-Evelyn Zepp, to be a member of their organitJ- tween Molinaro Hall and the Union. A trip to Milwaukee on Oct temational Studies. A committee lion. In fact. one doesn 'tevenhaYe this group resolves to be just as Also, during International Day, the 17th for Moliere's play, "Le will be planning an affordable, yet active this year as they have been in to know how to speak one w<idol group ran a Cafe and sold flowers. Tartuffe" is also on the agenda. full and interesting vacation pack- the past At French! All one needs is an 8JlllC' the end of the year Madame For details call Ext. 2363. age that they hope will be appeal- If the high level of enthusiasm 2.epp "stuck her neck out" for all of lite for fun. Furthermore, a very special treat and motivation from this club is her friends and was guillotined on ing for those intrigued with such a Any questions will graciollSIY of music and clogging, (folk danc- trek. any indication as to the barometer "Storm the Bastille" Day. be answered by calling their F~· ing), will be performed by the Another project for future dis- of support of the rest of the clubs For starters ulty Advisor, Evelyn Zepp, a1ExL this year on Sept. French-Canadian duo, "~tery", cussion is to, along ~th members and associations connected with 25th, the date set for the Recruit- 2363. Don't delay, call todaY.l)llt on Tues. Nov. 12th in Union of the Gennan and Spanish Clubs, de suite! (right now!) ( s: a d S: II "' . . . . ~19.1991 TaltANGDNsws_P,p7 UW-Parkside debates over smoking issue Jackie Nile News Writer Parkside is currendy involved in a complex and often conttoversial philosophical debate-the rights of noo-smokers versus the rights of smokas. Due to the increased media coverage about the health risks associated with smoking, many people have begun voice their concerns about issues like second-hand smoke and their right to clear air. It was this concern for clear air that prompted our state legislalllre to pass the Clean Indoor Air Act, S.101.123. This statute reslricts where people can smoke in public building. In order to comply with this new legislation, the Chancellor, Sheila Kaplan, appointed a commiuee to review this legislation and recommend where smoking should be allowed at Parkside. Movie Review This committee's recommendation was that Parkside should be a smoke-free campus. Kaplan did not lake the advice of the committee and instead adopted the smoking policy that is posted on the various entrances to Parkside. The old smoking policy permitted smoking in virtually every place on campus. Accoring to a memo from the OfliceoflbeChancellot,Pnside•s new policy forbids smoking in: .. lobbies. foyers, corridors. concourse and other common areas. including stairwells and elevators ... all motor vehicles owned and operat.ed by the University ... all offices, whether occupied by one individual or by more than one person ... all meeting rooms, classrooms, lecturehallsandrestrooms." This policy allows smoking within the designated areas of the Coffee Shoppe, Union Recreational Center, and Union Square. It also limits smoking to one room in both the Physical Plant (117) and Tallent Hall (186) and prohibits smoking in the Physical Education Building. Studentsandfacultyalikehave voiced many opposing opinions concerning the new smoking policy. When asked to express her viewpointonthenewpolicy.Angic Nuta. sophomore and a smoker · explained; "People gripe about smoking affecting their health, but there are people who wear specific colognes lhat affect people's allergies. Hyougoingtorestrictsmoking, where will it end? Basically, the university is large enough with an adequate ventilation system to support smoking." Rob Holmberg, also a sophmore and a non-smoker, expressed a contrary opinion: "With me it's a health thing ... you can't tell somebody to breathe here and not to breathe there. It's a great improvement and every little bit helps, but if they could be a little more restrictive in WLLC area I wouldn 'tmind at all because a number of people have health problems that are irritated by cigarette smoke, and they shouldn't be restricted as to where they can breathe." The French film la femme Nikita: It could be one of the best films available By Rachel Iverson la/tmme Nikita (P) Frtnch/Subtidtd New on video this week is "la femme N'lkita. .. an action-packed lhriller starring Anne Parillaud, Jean-Hugues Anglade and Tcheky Karyo. Written and directed by the internationally acclaimed Luc Bemn, (Subway, The Big Blue) be delivers yet another film with style and substance that is sure lO keep you mesmeriz.ed. The stay of Nikita (Parillaud) as a callous, street-wise junkie, is an intriguing one. Imprisoned for lhe murder of a police officer, she is enlisted against her will into a SCCretgovemmentorganir.ation by a man known only as Bob (Karyo). This, Bob tells her. is her second chance. As long as she obeys the Wishes of the government. she will be kept alive. After a series of struggles and failed escape attempts, Nikita seu.Jes down and into bee ttaining as a killer on command. It is during these training scenes that a S}'mpathetic dimension is brought to the exterior brashness of Niki ta. The viewer sees through her bravado and inlO a frightened girl who is being transfonned from a gum chewing delinquent into a serene killa. picking off bet tmgets with ease. During her uaining one also begins to beuer understand Bob, her trainer. Though be appears to be a sadistic man, under his calm composure he cares for Nikita. He really believes turning her into a killer is an opportunity for her. Bob proves this through his struggles to transfonn her. After three years. Nikita is released from her training. She will be called upon by the secret govemment only when needed. Nikita establishes a new identity for herself and soon falls in love with Marco (Anglade). a sweet romantic who knows nothing of her secret life. They enioy a wonderful six months together and then Nikita gets a call. She•s on duty. From then on Nikita struggles to keep her identities separate. It's difficult especially as Marco begins to put the pieces together. I would recommend" la femme Nikita" to anyone who is a fan of adventure films. This is definitely one of the best I have ever seen. CHARGE! With ECU MasterCard or VISA Get convenient credit at 14.8% APR with a $5 annual fee and 25-day grace period! Seralng all VW Parblde employees and •tudenta. NCUA Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 There are also elements of comedy and romance that keep the story flowing. This is a Frmcb film and it does have subtitles. but don't Jet that scare you away. This could be the best film you•ve seen all year. Copies are available at Blockbuster Video in Racine and Kenosha.and if you sign up for the FcxeignF'ilin Series.it will be showing in May. t: 'f m ~ 5\ v,oo R/.l nsovneA,r;93V-~ ea , HOW!RE~ALSUDESTE ... @M .. ....,....._ ... --·-- .... o< ........ - Monday, September 23 7~00 pm Union Cinema FREE Celebrate National Hispanic Heritage Week September 23 - 27 G?S 0 Make sure that your organization has .g arranged for space at the ~ SOC Recruitment Faire Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Nightly Specials Tuesday Tappers only 25¢ 6:00-12:00 pm Wednesday $2 Long Island Ice Teas All Night Long Thursday Thursday is always UW-Parkside Night DJ Oliver Spins - Dance, Dance, Dancel No Frills or Gimmicks - Just Fun! Friday Rock-n-Roll Night· 25¢ Tappers 4:00 - 9:00 pm Sunday $1 Rall Drinks 6:00- 12:00 pm Grill Open 4:00 to 12:00 • Best Burgers in Town! Comming Soon - Rios and Chilli Call to schedule your fundrasing event! DJ Oliver Spins Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday Closed Mondays 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, WI (414) 652-0505 81,699 • FC<: "B" C.ltifled • Mouse Pad •386SX-20 •PanasonicKXP 1123 Complete Pacbgt Printer ,i,.,....,.i,. n ""91 • •o fflb,28 m, IOE "·""II'·~ Hard Orive • Floppy Ois~s • 1 MB R~M • Oisk Storage Tray • 1.2 & 1 4• Floppy Ouves • Computer Paper • SVGA MonltOI • Prinier Cable • 18 81H12K VGACafd • ~r Pa11Und l SONY CD I' I ROM ' s449 : CafE.donia COMPUTERS 341 O County Trunk H Franksvtlle, Wisconsin S3126 (414) 835-1309 .......... THE RANGER NEWS Classified Section is now <.>PEN!! Just Bring your personal message, lost, found, or for sale to THE RANGER NEws Office, along with theextremelylow fee of a quarter (i.e. that's 25¢, but you're in college and you know that) and your classified ad will appear in the next spectacular issue of THE RANGER NEWS. Special: Two (2) classifie ds for ONLY 50¢ Send a message to a friend, teacher, or significant other in THE RANGER NEWS It pays to advertise in THE RANGER NEWS Your UW-Parkside ____ ____, Campus News Source . . . . - i,. •l . ~ . . .. .,.. . .J!'l"!"lbt:r 19, 1991 1'HB RANGD Nns, Page 9 UW-Parkside's International Club brings Comic Kelly coming to campus to crack you up students together from around the world Writtea by Lib Maria Staff Writer The Parkside International Clab (PIC). is a multi cullmal orpmllion which stresses cultural ...-SS from all OYCI" the world. PIC sponsors many events indudinS Round Table discussions, leclmeS,and talks as well as many ll)Cialevents such as picnics, interlllllional polluck dinners, trips to Mecca Arena in Milwaukee for the Folk Fair and to Chicago's China Town for the Chinese New Year cdebralion, and of course the Inranational Day at Parkside and much morel The officers of the organization are President Ping Fong, Vice President Sameer Ali, Treasurer Carl Ali, and Secretary Debra Halverson. The advisor is Professor Manogaran, who also advises then on academics as well as for International Studies Majors. He has mentioned that all of his international students work very hard al school including being social with other students. Many events that they sponsor have all sorts of cultural experiences in which one can see and buy the different styles of clothing, craf~, and food. At the pot luck suppers. one only needs to come with a dish or beverage to pass to experience the different culture represented. As Vice President, Samee Ali puts it, "It's a great way to learn about and communicate with people from other countries while having a lot offun!" · For more information. or to join, you can watch the walls for posters on upcoming meetings and events or stop in at the Advising Center and talk to Professor Manogaran. byJudyBostetter Feature Editor On Tuesday, September 24, the Parkside Activities Board will once again transform the Union Dining Room into a comedy club. This time the spotlight will be on Marian Kelly. Kelly bas travelled around lhe country appearing at literally hundreds of clubs and colleges. Her lelevision credits include MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour. She attributes her recent popularity and demand to the fact that her show is "clean" -no cuss words or off-color humor. •• 1 could do the whole thing on the Disney Channel, because the adult humor is so subtle the kids wouldn't understand it anyway," said Kelly. Kelly is unique in another way. She's a female comic who refuses to rely on her sex to be funny . Brass Works to perform free at the Noon Concert Series .. I don't like women comics . who do that unless they can come up with something original. It is sexist." Don't miss this perfonnance by a sw who is definitely on the rise. Showtime is9pm, and admission is free. So be there-and bring Brass Works, a professional a friend. brass quintet, will perform on the Music Department's Wednesday . Noon Concat Series on September 25 in Communication Arts RoomD-118. Tbecoacertis free and open to dlepoblic. Brass Works has perfonned twice in Jecital al the Milwaukee P'afonning Arts Center and al the City of Chicago Cultural Center. Recendy,BrassW<Xkswasselected for a future WFMT-FM broadcast perfiomance on Chicago's prestigious Dame Myra Hess Memorial Concert. Additionally. the group maintainsan active schedule of community c:oncens and pedormances at civic festivals in Illinois and Wisconsin. The ensemble is led by UWParkside music professor and trumpeter, Marie Eichner. Other members include Sarah lester, trumpet; Darrell Johnson, horn; Jeff Peterson, trombone; and August Denbard, tuba. The concert program includes lheSuiieinAbyTomasoAlbinoni, Quintet in D by Victor Ewald, Ar· / menian Scenes by Alexander Arutiunian, and short works by Leonard Bernstein and Aaron Copland • • come see the film •••• ·••·••''···· .... .•• ::::1 ,:::: .. , .... , .... ■■ ••••• ••••• •• ••••• ••••• •• •••••••••• ■■ ••••• ■■■■■ •• I ~~ ::::~ ___ : ••••••••• ........ •••• ••••• , ■■-■■■■I I ZOOT SUIT with a special introduction by: THE YOUTH FOLKLORIC DANCE TROUP of KENOSHA 7:00 pm- Union Cinema · Tuesday, September 24 FREE CELEBRATE NATIONAL HISPANIC HERITAGE WEEK September 23 - 27 Marian Kelly Serving Kenosha for over 45 years ' The order you phone waits for you Sunday thru Thursday Friday and Saturday ·» ❖ Two Locations to serve you better 2117-75th Street 2918 Washington Rd. Kenosha, WI Kenosha, WI 654-9294 . 657-7768 TK& RA.Ncn NIWS, Page 10 Administration questioned by Dan o-appeaa UW-Parkside students attend this institution for one major reason; to receive the best education possible. For this to occur, we must put our ll'USt in UW-Parkside professors. Authooty figures.such as professors, can't abuse their roles in this institution or in any institution. TheRangerNewshasreceived numerous complaints that a former UW-Parkside professor has been accused of sexual harassment According to statistics, students donotpresscriminalcharges, but this does not mean that crimes have not been committed. A professors high profile prevents students from ever exposing them. Why does this inslilUtion, u well u orbers all over lhe COUDlry, protect these individuals. Sexual harassment violaleS a baic underslallding between student and pofeaor. These professors can bemaleorfemaJe, it makes DO diffcn:nce. Itis not my intention to inform the readers that UW-Parkside professors in general have a poblem concerning sexual harassment. This is not true at all. UW-Parkside has excellent professors who are COIJlmiued and dedicated to enrich the education of UW-Parkside students. I just want the UW-Parkside communitytobeawareoftbesmall percentage of professors who wish to throw all their years of hard wort and dedication away. UW-Parbide must be aware of this situation. It is sad how many Editorht) - J students go along with it. UWParkside students must make a starement that any unwanted or unwelcome sexual attention or expression that makes the person who experiences it uncomfortable, will not be tolerated. In this particular incident, UW-Parkside's chancellor stated, "I have no idea why he resigned." A professor who has been at this institution for twenty years, who has put UW-Parkside on the map through his nationally recogniz.ed research resigns, and UWParkside's top official has no idea why? l personally cannot understand why tbeadministrationproteetS this man. I don't understand why Ibey reward him by giving him the chance t.o teach somewhere else. It loots u if the administration is only concerned with therepuiation of this institution, not the well being of UW-Parkside SIUdents or college students throughout the counuy. The Ranger News, unlike the administration, would like the UWParkside community to be aware of sexual harassment and what can be done about it This is why The Ranger News will continue to cover this issue. Letter to the Editor September 19, 1991 Editorial / Opinion - : . th~ Editor: §~iµal hafassment victim Letter to ... :-.. : ·.· ·-: . ... . b" dealoutofthe<!ih, .. t;,... ... .. • ..: ...·• . . . . . ___ ,.A,. for a ig ---. ,;research matenals 1 ~ . · · · t to To the Editor: :: . .. -, . . ecL However when this But, 1t 1S unportan rememThroughout the past . _, ·•·•·. ~y f':or became ex~ely out bet that if no one has the spring semester of .1~1~ 1 was :i J>ll? . ,_ 1 1 immediately courage to speak up, the a student victim of s.ex~ ... ,, o~conuo: taff member and a harasser will continue to harass harassment on our campus. : contidcd in 8 s · ou as well as many other The ~ r~_a prof~. w. t· ·f ·= ~tt~r of the Week I inn~ent victims in the fuble; . who rec;ently resigned ~~-+-,( / . l: _ If you feel you are a many years at Parpide/i:n~. e. >. }!/· .,· &. . ·Tb w• ere both very student victim of sexual ' . . ,,. . nm,essor . ey . unwanted ~~~ a~~~< <;:,.:if -, rtiv~ :and guided me harassment on this campus, «w towards' me while. ~~g 9.1,e " .. ,.> thruppgh.· the teps of filing a anywhere else, it is very . "th , research nro.JCCL These f oug s . . . Ci anl ...... w1 a r"" "'.'• .. ,. ·••··. .·- .. • -·•··-· ua1 harassment complaint unportant to come orw 81111 ., unwelcomed sex~ advan~ . : . ,sex . . ·• · . &. notify the proper authoriti~ ··•· displa ed iri the forms of !gatflt th~ pro,~s.wr. · ha w~re • Y · -•• : .. . t : •·•·:•• .. ,. While filing a sexual Here at Parks1de we ve a · sexual mnuendos. s~g_g~tive , -. · . 1 . t • ta sexual harassment comiuee comments, physical touching, ~m~t comp am a8:8. headed by Frances Bedford. and acts of coercion. When J professor or faculty me?1. r JS a . • · ···• · ··· · ··· .··... frightening thing 1t 1s Also, keep a JOumal and did not respond to this very .. ' 'fi dat · ' • · the · important to have the courage to log the spec1 1c es, bmes, professor s acnons way ·· · d · 'd ts th t to aid · ed to , comcff orward and take the steps an mc1 en a occur ~ s pro~essor w! nsedt _ meh 1' n'·eces. ·sary "'' ·' to stop the harasser as in filing your complainL I can this pro,essor re,u to e p th hil fiili .· · h • ·1 .. soo~ ri as possible The title of honestly say at w e ng a me with my researc proJec .• ,, · 1 · · fi ·gh furth · . -- ·/ professor or faculty member sexual comp amt 1s a n tenany Whil:tll~ events began carries much responsibility and i?g thing to do, the ~nislra- ~ ~g. pressing charge~ for :,: pow~ however, it does not tlon he~ on campus lS very sexual harassment was the last · .. , e11,title a professor or faculty suppo~ve and tak~ each . · thing that I wanted to do.l member to abuse his authority in complaint v~ senowly. lttS was, at the time, working on order to take advantage of only by coming forward that my senior project and my top . students. we can stop harassers and Slat priority was obtaining all the _ Many students who are helping ~~Ives, 3:5 well as help and research materials I .. · being sexually harassed by a future v1ctuns on thlS ~pus. could find to make it a professor or faculty member I would like to think that success. Therefore, it was keep quiet because they are my complaint played some role very easy to ignore this afraid the harasser will fail them in this professor's no longer prrif~•s sexual advances in in the cowse or perhaps the being able to harass ochers on ·order to obtain the help and ~dent just doesn't want to make our campus. Politik from Parkside University conspiracy By Bill Horner Columns The education of students is the primary mission of a university. Administrators, faculty, and staff exist to support this mission. member of the faculty, a teacher, a professor, has resigned "to pursue other interests." This professor is reportedly still being paid full salary. This is certainly an unusual occurance. Why would a tenured professor, one who has received international recognition forrese.an:h, one who has contributed greatly to the stature of this university, resign to pursue other interests? ity of administrarors on dais CIIII· pusareteachers,and/Ol"pro{esm, Some of them are presendy aeacbing, some have formerly IIUglll classes. The students of this UnMr· sity have enttusted to theiraeachen their very lives, their fulme sue· cess as contributing memben rJ society. What kind of message are we sending to students wbo ~ suffered as a result of this type rJ behavior? This mission includes a broad area of subject matter; The School of Liberal Arts - The School of Education -The School of Science and Technology - The School of Business, impart to the student the know ledge and skills necessary to _T_o_tb_e_Edi __ tor_: _______ an_alarm __ in_g_ra_te __ ------, survive successfully in this adDonald Andrewski' s recent To promote the idea of having vanced society• Chancellor Kaplan is quoted as saying "I have no idea why he resigned." Assistant Chancellor Stockwell will not off er additional comment on the reason for the resignation. Could it possibly be ahll t# teachers, our faculty, fed il ffllWC important to protect a fellow fs· ulty member than a studelll'S fu- column advocating the "rights" of a "smoke-in" to protect smoker's The university holds a special smokers is insane. Most large cor- rights is not only stupid, it is dan- place in human culture. It is a porations and public buildings are gerous. If Mr. Andrewski ( or any place where "Freedom of Expresgoing "smoke free" and with good smoker) would like a personal, sion" is encouraged. It is a place reason. Cigarette smoking is dan- detailed account of what is in store where the values and principles of gerous to your health. S moking for them regarding what it is like to truth, honesty• and personal integcauses cancer. have cancer and undergo chemo- rity, are highly valued, and even In recent years, the tragic ef- therapy, I would be more than demanded. fects of secondary smoke-inhala- happy to supply it It is a place where our teachlion have been studied and the re- ers, our professors, are held to high sultsarefrightening. Innocent by- Sincerely, standards. We, as students, have standers are contracting cancer at Joe Kane been conditioned to expect these high standards from our educators. It has been reported that a Students have complained of sexual harrassment by this professor. Could this possibly be the underlying reason for the resigna- tion? It would be extremely disturbing to learn that our administration had been aware of these allegations, had refused to address them or in fact, ignored them. • A point of infonnation for the readersofthiscolumn: Themajorture? . I am beginning to have~ doubts concerning the effedl~ ness of the present system~ to sexual harrassmentJassaulL When do we as human~~: gin to assume respODSJbilitY our actions? die This question isdireeaed10 • administration, is this the~; cident that has surf~ ~ year re gar ding sexual ~ - concerning a faculty membel'l !J!!!"!19.1991 Editorial / Opinion TIIB RANGU NEWS, Page 11' flugged In! Movie Villains: The undesirables that steal the show ~fflllOdlY E. Kretschmann feature Writer J was flipping through the ~afewweeksagoand!11~ kWISapin. Some 81::IDl', I think It wa.1PllrictSwayze. espousing the virUleS of playing a screen baddie. OYctlbe years I have noted many 11 aca saying. "I like playing vilJaim more than good guys becausclbeyaemore unpredictable." 'Jbisistrue-could you imag- ~ a belO or heroine in a book, movie«1V series that wouldn't slam oo the brakes when a bunny dalU inlD die road? I would like to dedicate this coiumn 10 the best movie villains I've seen in die recent past. Most oflbeselidesareon video and will beeasilyainedat your local video 5IIR, Alan Rickman, who wishes · people wouldn't label him a villain all the time, bas nevertheless played the two best villains of the past half decade. As Hans Gruber in "Die Hard", he casually killed a man The most advertised and least seen movie of 1990 without hesitation or remorse. He was not only ruthless, but intelligent and organized- a very dangerous combination. In this year's "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves", he was the insane Sheriff of Nottingham who possessed a sick sense of how a marriage should be consummated. Rickman simply stole "Hood" from Kevin Costner and the rest of the star parade with his performance. I believe director 1ohn McTieman, who helmed "Die Hard" as well as "Predator" and "The Hunt for Red October". was better able to keep Rickman's talent from conswning the supporting casL Furthermore, "Die Hard" was probably the best written and acted actionmovielbaveeverseen. Alan Rickman fans should keep an eye outfor"Quigley Down Under" and "TheJanuary Man", which are both available on video. The most advertised and least seen movie of 1990 mustbave been Sam Raimi's "Darkman". Apparently. the entire plot was told in the promos- a fate many a film has recently enjoyed. I must addressRoben Durant. Darkman's foe. Played by Larry Drake (best known as Benny on "L.A. Law"), Durant is not only twisted but a very avid. if m<Xbid collector of the exotic. Durant may be polite, but he is also cruel and will kill you just lhe same. Larry Drake has a big future as a villain and a character ac!Dr. He is sure not to be unemployed for any lengthy time for the rest of his career. Raimi is currently involved in a TV series pilot for "Dadcman" according to ST ARLOGmagazine. I personally can't wail If people thought "Twin Pealcs" was visually daring, wait until they get a load of Sam Raimi! I will finish with perhaps the most complex and strangest villain I've ever seen, Huey Warner of "Dead Calm". Played with offbeat panache by Billy Zane, Huey is at best a v~ctim of circumstance and at worst a serial killer with the bots for Nicole Kidman. The script doesn't reveal the complete ttuth behind Huey's past andtheundersratedtoneofthefibn emphasi1.es Huey's apparent madness. Is be totally bonkers or not? I think the jury is still ouL It is truly ashame more people have not seen thismovie. WatchforitonHBOor in the recent hits or drama section of the video store. What we are seeing is that without the proper foe, our hero or heroine will look lilce a sap beating up on a defenseless wimp. The meaner the villain, the better the hero looks. Hope you get to see some of these fine selections during the semester. If you know of any villains you think I missed, send me a line. Until then, stay plugged in. Raising Awareness The generic he: Language is not gender neutral By Saneeta Akkinapalli & SbaDaon Corallo <'Almakls "Wllea a doctor enters the cmerpacy room be should be prepnl farlbe anexpcctcd". "Wbeaaaxentetsthecmergmcy mom she should be preed for Ille worst." Do youee any poblem with Ille M!llfea:a tisted above? They may aeem lite any ordinary senlml.'CI lllllappears in newspapers ~Dllpziea. However, there is a iroblem. 'Ille pn,blem is that the language is DOt gender neutral. The IIIXIOUDsuaed in the previou.s senlaicea ire based on an assumption that Cllly men can be doctors and ooJy women can be nurses. A second problem in our language is the &eneric IDMCuline. 'lbcgenericmasculine iswhen 'be" and "man" play duel roles in our language. They can convey ~specificoragenericreferenc:e lo bwnan beings. For example, "All men are created equaI"(U.S. Constitution). At lhe time this was written women were not meant to be inclllded in the decrees of this doculllenL 'Ibel9thamendmenthelped 10 change the interpretation to in- ~ude both genders. However, the &uage itself was never altered. Dr Martyna, a linguistic researtber and Communication Professor gives three reasons why the &elleric masculine/generic he are truly not generic. l>rimarily, it demonstrates inequality. The Association for Women in Psychology contends .. We should not countenance a language that refers to all humans as males." Secondly. the generic masculine is ambiguous. Whal detennines when "he" and "man" are meant to exclude or include women. Finally, Dr. Martyna points out the generic masculine gives an impression of exclusiveness. '"The impression presently embedded in the English language (is] that people in general are of the male gender". There are problems in using the generic masculine. We often choose a pronoun based on learned stere<>types. For example : "The construction worker hurt his hand while handling the machinery". "The secretary could only use her left hand when typing." It is unfortunate that we use gendered pronouns to fit the images we perceive. The problem is, the images are changing. Fifty years ago it would be plausible to assume all engineers were men, but times have changed. Therefore, it is essential that our language change accordingly. Our language is perhaps one of the most difficult things to change. However, it is essential that we do so; because by teaching and using the generic masculine we reinforce sexism. Psychological tests have proven there are consequences when a society fails to utilire a language that is non-gendered. For example, Dr. Marguerite Rirchie surveyed the legal implications of the generic masculine asitappess in Canadian law. She concluded that it allowed generic or specific inteipre1ationstobedrawn,depending on the judge's pasonal prejudices. "Wherever any statute or By Terri Lyn f.ortnty Columnist. ·. regulation is drafted in tenns of the male. a woman has no gwuantee that it confers on her any rights at all." The .. generic masculine" is prevalent in newspapers and also other forms of media. The media needs to be aware of the consequences in using the generic 111&1• culine. Some publishers are aware andbaveadoptedthenon-gendeled style. ·. ·-·-:-.-:.::;:.-- The first step we can make towards change is realizing that sexism doesn't jmt exist in the work:place/classroom. It is something that bits far closet to home. The secmd seep towards change is using non-gendeffdlanguage. This can be accomplished by using the non-gendered. grammatically corn:ct pronoun .. As always WC look forward to your response. ;-11ightforlhetisllSyearsl've _:':J>e9P1~Jaugb~hard~ywould~ · Mdw~~,~~contem~ :·' ·' 'sat:in.froritor'iTV·taldng no ·· ·afraid_todtjnkmilkaround me for plate swc~~ ~JeslJlt of the -,,\ .. ; ,.,_ . lbhalle edan one featofitC9mingoutoftheir~ ~ylviaPlath~~-thatlcould.N ij-~.i!r~:, ;€!~it:: / youriga&tiliit!.~tedtowriie, Cen~ ... (the icable comedy net- _ So h~! siilrw~-down . _ especiallycomedy~lwondered,;,' . "'.ork) •. P?e~1ght_as~~upcome- ,the~ at 9 a.m: wavmg and, ~ bow hard oould it~ to make diennesaidmanmtetv1ewthatthe yelhng, ,"HBY,.t HOW YA people iaug!t? _.:: .-. . . . reason she wen,ti.f:lto stand-~p was OOIN?" While niy friends say ·1 )igunxl wrj.ting comedy that her life was so depresmng she "Geez-shhb! )t's,, f:90 :early for would 'be extremely simple. couldn't think of anything else to that!" Ahdmaybesonieday l'IL . Thatkindofreasoningcanonly do .. ,. ; .,-,,, . ''· becomesosuicidall'llwritethe. - t be fotlo~ed with" a resonating >' · . Thereydii have it It's hard for Great Ame_rican Comtjiy, _ .. i ''NOT!!!". Writing comedy is .. ~ come up with funny material Until theo,:1'Jl ~ content , .., . ' abotitaseasyascrackingaPee- { becausel'mnotdepressed. It'~too with being ~tre,mely unfunny ··•·•.iWee,H.ennanjoke in a church difficultfor me to'write 'comedy an4 too dam happy:"':::"'·_}/ ..·:·. ··-·-:-- i,: .- ..... .., Tnll.\NGD Nsn.Page 12 Editorial / Opinion An intelli~ent outlook Do not fall in love with something by Aubrey Walker m My Brothers & SisU::rs I want you to close your eyes and concen• uate on 1990. 1bink of all the brothers that were killed ovt.r mi• nor materialistic things. Coats, shoes, money. and ex• cuse me fm- saying this but, are your"used jeans, Joofans, Raiders hats, coats and money worth more than the Jiving seeds of your life. The Honorable Elijah Muhammed once said, "DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMETHING THAT CAN'T LOVE YOU BACK!" In this decade you cannot afford to purchase such fine garments. Does that mean you have to take them from your brothers? Do your brothers remember the story of the coat of many colours. "It came to pass, when Joseph went to assist his brothers. they stripped him of his coat. They tootlheirownbrOlberandcastbim iDlo 811 empty piL These acu have been occurring for thousands of years. The biggest problem that I see is hatred among ourselves. One aftanoon I was observ· ing the Donahue show and itjustso bapppens tbal the KKK wu on the show. Of coune I watched it. I get enjoyment out of bigots that hate aue mankind. Thal makes me want to press toward my goal • Donahue asked the head klansman why don't they lynch anymore?,hereplicd. wedon'thave to kill them, they're killing them• selves lilte cannibals." How does that sound, if someone from another race can notice that we are lynching ourselves? Why can't we notice? This violence in the inner-city must discontinue, most of the violence is created by the young black male, most of the time. Wemustcometogetherasone, I know it sounds like a little fairy tale, be we as brothers must happily live ever after. Brotherhood is defined as an association of men united for common purposes. Why can't we love each other instead-of tallcing about each other, fighting eachother, and lcilHng ourselves. Beloved brothers, do yourselves a favor; see if you can prevent from fightingoneanotherphysicallyand mentally. One reason is most people don't know their uue heri· 'Letter to the Editor: In regards to the Devil's Advocate column of Septanber 12, 1991, rm quite surprised to see that Don Andrewski. as a health care student. would m;tually use a public forum to defend and encomage smoting. I understand his coocem for his fellow students'/ tuition payers rights. but feel that suppcn of lhis particular is.,ue is in direct conflict with our focus to help people learn to take care of lhemselves. It'sonethikngtohold a pmonal opinion about an issue. Don, but when you gopublic with it. a whole new element is added. I can •t belie"VC that you can honestly say that you suppon a public "smote-in!" We, as nursing SIU• dents. have a responsibility to pro. rage. They know as far as Martin Luther King, but it goes way further than that. To give you just a taste, Adam's son was born in Africa, it stateS in Gen. 11:10, Gen. 14:13 Abraham was born proven to be a descendant of Shem born in Nimrod, the city of the African man. Abraham was the father of Isaac,IsaacwasthefatehrofJacob, Jacob had 12 sons and these were thechildrenoflsreaJ. According to Genesis chapter 10 Egyptians descended from Hem, then 600 years later,mybrothersandsisters,Moses was born in EgypL He had to be a Black man, it's obvious, Moses spent 40 years in Phoaroahs place. He passes as the Pharoahs grandson so he had to look somewhat like him. African history is theworld'shistory. Wehavegiven the world such things as mathematics, science, architecture, scripture writings and primitive tools. These are not taught to us in our history books, we have to learn this on our own. Slavery has been going on for billions of years, in a menta1 sense we are still in bondage, as ong as there will be drug dealers. gangbangers and dopefiends we are still in our iron shackles! mote healthy lifesyle practice. not cncomage and sanction the per• petuation of hannful onesf I might suggest that you do u., all a favor and find a real issue to get huffy about!_ Your friend in dmagreement MarenDiamoa UW Parkside nursing student ......... Seplember 19, 1991 - PASA pjpeline PASA offers support to all PASA Pipeli;ne by Tod McCarthy A reintroduction to Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) seems in. order for this week. A major sWUS studentorgani• 7.llion, PASA was originally de· signed to meet special needs of adult or non-traditional students. Ovcrthe years,PASAhasexpanded its scope to address concerns of any student feeling the need for supportortogivesupport. In short, if you consider your situation unique, you are part of the targeted student population. The most valuabJeassetP ASA offers (at least, in my opinion) is serviceasameetingplace and clear• inghouse. All students deal with a variety of situations, and the best way to deal with questions at UW • Parkside is to speak with others who have gone before you. If you are considering taking a certain class, find students who have taken the course, dealt with the insbUctor, and have learned what is necessary to succeed. In the PASA office, located on the D1 level ofWLLCnext to the Coffee Shoppe, you can find students who can provide you with firsthand information. Someone may even be able and willing to let you view a textbook that is in use for the class or a detailed syllabus. Though your problems may seem unique, odds are someone in the PASA office bas successfully dealt wub a similar situalion. Fmd out bow they handled it and deter• mine whether their solution might sol\lC your problem. In the end. you alone must confront yourconcans, and the more knowledge• able you are of possible consequencesandfavorableconclusions, the better you will be able to cope. OneofP ASA 'smainCCXICenia in die past several )'tall ha, been recognition of a signi&. 11111- traditional student pq,ulation, We are no longer the outsiders or Oddi. tics at this univasity. and 1brough the eff<XtS of a number of dedicated individuals, our Jl'elCllce is noted. Oranted,im~llill must be made conccming 1111111• bes of ongoing JXOl>lans. but 111 effective organil.ation is finally in placetostimulatecballge. We.BIid you, will be heard. Perhaps you only wish 10 seek a few moments of refuge with people you !eel comfooable with. If you need a place to bang your coat, or if you'd like ro panicipale in draining what may be the largest coffee pot on campus. SIOp by lhe PASA office. Life is not always political and a aisis sbouldn'toc, cur in every day. Share your good times and triumphs with people who have a genuine interest We'd like to know more about anything that could brighten our day. Look for the PASA boolh at the Recruitment Fair on Sepiember 25, where volunteers will also be offering showings of the Beatles movie "Help." If you'd like more information about PASA withou1 feeling m though you hive to vi1it ourdoublecell-sizedoffice,itpe, sents you with an ideal CJIII01Dnity. If you have yet to receive our latestnewsleuer,pickaneapadle booth or at our office. If there is somedling you'd like to see in Ibis column Cl' ilpll you'd like to offer, CODIICl die PASAoffice. Wehopenot.,lllb anyone feel neglecledandofferdle chance to expand non-aadiliollal student participation and awareness. Talceadvan1ageoftbesitlation. ~ber 19. 1991 - FEATURE TD RANGD Nns. Page 13 0,,,WYAtion Comer UW-Parkside's Paper Trail UW-Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week By Jackie Niles Columnist Have you ever wondered wbal happens to the paper you throw in the recycling boxes c:.- the big blue bins located all over Parkside? Fust and foremost. you must put the paper in the recycling boxes or bins. This might seem obvious. but according to Pat Woods, Custodial Supervise:.-, only one-third of Parkside is acrually recycling their office paper. After the paper is thrown m the recycling box or bin, Housekeeping Services picks it up and separates it Then the separated paper is stored in large boxes until they are full. Once these boxes are full, Kard Recycling Service in New Berlin is called to pick up the paper. Almost any type of office Women's Center P8PU can be recycled except for P8PU with glue. paper that bas gone through the mail, newsprint, magazines. carbon paper, or exceptionally dark-<:olored paper. The history behind Parkside. s paper ttail begins in the fall of 1988 when Parkside was selected to participate in a project called A Pilot Program for Implementing the Statewide Office Paper Recycling Law. The project was funded by the Waste-to-Energy and Recycling Grant Program. This grant covered the initial costs of operating the program and also provided every desk on campus with a desk top recycler box. The university actually began recycling office paper in the summer of 1989. From August of 1990 lo May of 199 I ,Parksiderecycledapproximately 3,000 pounds of paper. Barbara Entringcr will be a May. 1992 graduate in the Sociology Department In March of 1990 Barb saw anadin theJoumal Times asking for volunteer guardians. At first she was frightened of the responsibility she would have for someone's life but driven by the need to do something worthwhile, she soon found it wasn't as difficult as she had thought As a legal guardian of now S people; Joe, Kirsten, Debbie, Terry ant Irving she has the authority lo sign for any emergency treatments, monitor their living conditions and be their advocate. Often she meets with her wards for coffee or ice cream so they know someone is there who cares about their welfare. Barbara volunteers an average of 20 hours a month. She Center provides various benefits, services By Theresa Dickinson Feature Writer The Women's Center at UWPuksideis located in Room 101 on the WI.LC concourse. The center was opened in the fall of 1989 in order for women at the campus to have a place lo go when in need of belp. The Women's Center does not have an elected offica type system but i.1 instead made up of two student coordinators. Darlene Janovicz-Winker and Angela K. Noter. Student volunteets head the vwious committees and also run various projects they arc interested in the coordinators main job is to belp provide the resources for the volunteezs to carry their IJ"Ojects through. the position of coordinatcx changes from year lo year. Some of the upcoming events for September and October include a self defense class and a Take Back the Night march. The self• defense class will be given by the Kenosha police Department and lakes place in Communication Arts room 129 from 11 :OOam -12:00pm and mid main place from 1 :OOpm2:00pm. The class does not involve martial arts type defense such as judo or karate, but instead concentrates on the practical such as using your keys lo wound an attaeker. The Talce Back the Night march OCcursonOct.ober24duringSexual Awareness Week. If interested please contact-the co-coordinators at 553-2170 or visit them at the center in the WU.C concourse. One of the issues which the center will be dealing with at great length this semester is the problem of childcare atUW-Parkside. Not only is the high cost a problem but the times that the child care center is open are inconvenient Parents who attend classes at night have no child care available at the university and their only altetnativeis lo find an outside babysittec for two or three nights a week. The Women'sCenterpJansto attempt lo change the child care in making it more convenient as well as less costly. '1-WLBR{I UW-Parkside Radio Station Accepting applications for positions of: Station Manager Technical Director DJ's Applications available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209) x2278 Application deadline is Noon, Friday September 27 Applicants for the Station Manager and Technical Director need lo sign up for a 15 minute interview scheduled for September 30 from 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. admits she gets involved with her Cerebral Palsey, Developmental Disabled and Mentally m clients more than the average person. A guardian is asked lo spend about two hours monthly with his/her ward. The experience has been areal plus for Barb. She reported. "I have gained insight in community networking while finding out what is available for my wards. I have a new outlook on life as it has made mefeellamdoingsomethingmeaningful." Even her classes have more meaning since becoming a guardian. The Racine Guardianship Program contact is Barbara Goveranatori at636-3673 and the Kenosha contact is Mary Losey at 657-4554. CarolEngberg, VolunteerProBarbara Entringer gram Coordinator-Career Center. can also answerquestionsconceming the guardianship program. • Rollerblade. SALES · RENTALS Sk, HIib Skates 123e Cb igl-Ave. e Racine e 8:32-eSOO CELEBRATE mSPANIC HERITAGE WEEK! contact 595-2345 for detalls September 23 - 27 Sefle mbt:r 19, 1991 - Foreign Film Series to celebrate its tent~ anniversary 1be 19911')2 Foreign Film price of the series will remam lhc passes) IS $17 .00 for SIUdenls 111d should pove ro be an enjoyable saates'"We'veaddedtwomorefiJms to the series this yt:ar bringing a toCaJ of 18 films compared with ooJy 16 shown last yt:ar, yet lbe Series will begin dm Thursday same... seniorcilizeus,andS 19.00fornoa. at seuoa of foreign films. 8:00 P .M. This yes, being the ProfeaarNormCloutier, wbo The Foreign Film Smespa:k• ~dents. -nw•s not I bad-. age (which includes 3 free guest cmnment value con.,idering lbat it averages out to less lhan I dollara movie for students." said OOUlifi lOlh annivenay of dJc series, beads up the Fareip Fdm Series, \ .:,,I SI,-__. ·-~ pn-• d,l,,,,,s,._ qo,,olr,i,p,w 11111 IJ60"'4 p,,lnd,/ ,,.., ...... ,,.,,,.,,, .. _..,., ~ .,.Ju ·-,_,,.. ,,..,,. money on Macintosh Here's the deal: We've paired some of the most popular Apple-Macint05h• computers with some of the most popular Apple printers. Buy one of these combinations and save big buck.5. Got it? Good. Now gee ~ing. This offer is available only for a limited time. See your authorized Apple campus reseller today for details. And discover the power of Macin- .~ tn5h. The power to be your~ • - For all of your.computer needs visit the Computmg Support Center Lower Level of.the library 'Ibree of the films ro be _: eluded in the package me: 'tJale Vera", a 1989 U.S.S.R. entty • Winner of the .. Best film" and "Best actress" awards at then,.,.._ r . al "Lan -•~ufilm ,esbv ; dscape In The Mist• a 1988 entry from Greece,~ of the "Felix" award for the best European film of 1989; and"Ariel" a 1989 entry from Finland. Voted the best foreign film ofl 990 by lhc Norman Cloader National Society of Film Crilics. The series list will Ibo iielude fwn., from France 111d Ger· many. "Tbelanguagemajmmaybe inlezcsted in these films since dleJ are subtitled and not 'dubbed',• said Coutier. "I would. boMwr, like to see more student1 iapeal intaested in the series. .. When asked how the seria i funded. Mr. Cloutier staled "We areaself.sufficient<Wg1nizarimit that we pay for the movies OIi'· selves and rent the theatre from die school. There have been over 700 season ticket holders in the pest 9 years and we have thus r. DOt asked for or needed financial inlet· vention from the school." H you are interesled iD dais year'sForeignFllmSeries,youcan talk to Mr. Cloutier himself or jusl call 595-2345. The Foreign Film Series Package (Package includes thre6 free guest passes) S 17.00 for students and senior citizens, S 19.00 for non-students. - University of Wisconsin-Parkside ◄ SectionB A WRAP-UP ON WHAT'S INSIDE ..... <-' OFF AND RUNNING. , The 1991 Men's and Women's Cross Country seasons are under way. See our Cross Country previews for complete coverage. B2-3. TKING THE BRONZE. The Ranger Golf team placed third at the UW-Eau Claire Invitational. Joe Dahlstrom and Keith Dabbs each shot 157 for the tourney. UW-Stevens point finished first with a total of 791, Eau Claire finished second with 798, the Rangers shot 804. ROBO-CZOP. This week, Tom Czop of the UW-Parkside Ranger soccer team is crowned Athlete of the Week. Mr.Cz.op scored five goals this past week as the Rangers continue their undefeated streak in 91. B4. INTRAMURAL ACTION w a s fast and furious on the football field as flag football kicked off Mortday. Grapplers II creamed Brady Bunch 40-0and Los Diablos squeaked out a 7-6 victory over Rage J or order. . S:,. -~ :'.:::/ 1-t-::.:l:\ J_:· :;-.,"!,.. . .. ~ BATTLE ·op nm sf ATES : 2~1~:; ,Dist Bob Barowski goe~tup' a all inst count~;,;; .,, CJ-_.;- ·~-- ».'. pans Kevin Lazarski and Bill Ohm. ·BarowskL ,will be in support'or those teams S<>utli ·or the:: ~~o£11lfi PO/ . : ·, . - R' :·. ·. T·· S THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 19, 1991 Section B Rangers remain undefeated with defense By DA VlD DEBISH Sports Writer The UW-Parkside Soccer Team started Wednesday the 12th, at home, with a slow-paced win against Saint Joseph of Milwaukee, WI, subduing them 2-0. Continuing into the weekend Parkside thrashed Purdue of Calumet, IN at Calumet 8-0 and downed Purdue of Fort Wayne, IN at Fort Wayne 4-0. In Wednesday's game Parkside's offense should have dominated, but instead was surprised by an anxious Saint Joseph· s team. In the first half Parkside was twned back eight times with eight shots on goal. Although..Parkside wasn't focused the first half they managed to regroup and score two goals on eight attempts in the second half. Hokan Bobesson; a freshman playing forward, was the firsttoscoreonan unassisleddrive. John Lwta added the second goal of the day with combination of passes from Tom Czop and Chris Ryan. In all, the defense only allowed two shots on goal. Soccer coach Rick Kilps explained later that it wa.m't easy to watch bis team the first half, but said, "It's good to see that they had the strength and courage to see it through to a win." On Saturday Parkside played Purdue of Calumet. IN, at Calumet in a game that saw about as many injuries for Parkside as it did goals. The win was costly and in the end coach Kilps would rather have had a healthy team fornextsetof games ;;:;rnffet@Iiase than a win over Purdue. Goals came from Tom Czop who played more like Roboczop as he went onto score a hat trick. (Which means he scored three times.) MateoMackbee, a freshman, came off the bench in the second half to add two more. Other goals came from Ben Gaddis, Corey Hanes, and Carl Chomko. At the end it was Parkside 8, Purdue 0. Out with injuries are Nick Herner and Bob Rogers who are both doubtful for the next couple of games, and Chris Ryan is questionable. "As a team there were a lot of other aches and pains that are going to take time to heal," stated coach Kilps. "And although Purdue played a hack and slash offense we were able to adjust and play a pass and hop game." On Sunday Parkside played Purdue of Fort Wayne.IN, at Fort Wayne. Tom Czop opened the game with a goal after 22:58 on an assist from Hokan Bondesson and with three minutes gone by scored again, unassisted. With 14:40 left in rhe second half Chris Ryan scored off a penalty kick and to wrap it up, Ryan Hayes scored with a minute left in regula• lion to beat Purdue 4-0. Parlcside'sdefensehasallowed an average of three shots on goal while only allowing .2 goals per game. Tom C7.0p summed up rhe weekend helping the Rangers with five goals in two games, to a 5-0 record. UW-Parkside will face some of its hardest games this week against teams which are all rated in the NAIA top twenty. The streak goes on! UW-Parkside Career Goal Leaders Netters go 0-5 in first road test of season said Theese. still in a daze as they got hit hard 6- 15, 8-15. Jenstta-isen AJ I W-ayoo Adema .1.1 30 Mike lee QI Greg Peters E Eif'l Can'4)bell II) z Jimmy Banks J1mChomko Hung Ly Doo Theisen Jim Sp1elm.rn ,I .1.1 28 ,I A 27 ,I A LJ , A 22 / .4 20 , • A 19 , D 18 I I 0 10 20 JO Goals ,11145 Goals ~ I --. I 40 50 By TED MdNTYRE Sports Editor Tragedy struck the UW - Parkside Volleyball team last weekend at the Indiana University Purdue University at Indianappolis (JUPUI) Invitational as the Netters lost five disasterous games in a row, leaving the Hosier state at the low point of their young season. Head coach Lynn Theese, neveratalossforwords, waspractically speechless about the team's poor perfonnance, "Everybody looked like they were in a daze," The Rangers left the friendly • confines of UW-Parkside at 8:00 a.m. Friday and arrived at IUPUI around 1 :00 a.m. The first of five games was against host IUPUI which abruptly set the tone for the Ranger weekend handing UWParkside a 4-15, 8-15 loss. The Rangers were never in the game offensively as they had just 13 kills for the two games. Game two for the Rangers matched UW-Parkside against NAIA perrenial powerhouse St. Francis College. The Rangers were The next day, Saturday, the Netters came out with renewed vigor as they faced Huntington College-a seemingly easy opponent to beat. But once again UWParkside was Oat offensively and defensivly losing 9-15, 14-16 in what should have been a win for the Rangers. "We were just not in the games mentally," said Theehs. - Northwood college would ·be thenextteamluckyenoughtodraw the UW-Parkside. Consequentlr, See Volleyball B4 t R.ANGD Nns S,ons, Page B2 Cross Country Preview , ◄ September 19, 1gg~ ..........._, Men's Cross Country Top Returnees for 129 l~ .•·"Ii ..., . , ~; ,: . rnn~ t:! Pat Kochanski Eric May Pat Kuhlmann Mental toughness vital for Ranger men's Cross Country ByLENANHOLD Asst. Sports F.ditor Menral touglmes.,could make dus years UW-Parbide's Men's Cross Country Team the best the IChool bas seen in five years. "Our guys have the tools it takes to be a great tmn, they just have get mentally tough." stated assistant coach Mike Lunow. "Because this team is relatively young, they haven't quite put it all together mentally." The Rangers 1991 roster features only one senior, team captain Pat Kochanski, who is also the teams number one runner. Junior Eric May and sophomores Kirt Miller and Steve Rocha round out the Rangers top four. "There is a lot of parity on this years team," stated Head Coach Lucian Rosa. 6"The times are all pretty tight, and there is not that large of a margin between om first and seventh place runners." Last weekend the Rangers took sixth place out of 17 teams at the North Central Invitational in Naperville, Illinois. Pat Kohanski and Eric May led the Ranger's attack. This weekend the Rangers take to home course in the 13th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open. The meet will feature 35 ofthetopcroa country teams in the Midwest. "The course is in excellent condition and we are looking for our team to finish in the top seven." stated Rosa. "This weekend's meet will be an excellent test for our team." "We have the horses to run. We just need to put it all together. If we can carry our workout through to the meets, we will have a very successfull season." -Coach Lucian Rosa The Rangers, who are the returning District 14 Champions, are setting their goals a little higher lhisseason. TheRangerswillpass on the District Championships this season and attempt to qualify for the National Championships at the NCAA Division n level. In order to qualify for the NCAA Il Championships. the Rangers must take first or second in their region or qualify for an at-large bid. .. We have the horses to run," stated Rosa. "Wejustneed toputit all together." lberearecurrently 12menon the Ranger roster and another four whoarered-shining. Of the twelve roster members, there is one senior, five juniors, five sophomores and one freshman. Junior Pat Kuhlmann, an Academic AllAmerican candidate could be one to watch in 1991. According to Lunow, "Pat has the talent to be numberoneandwe'rehopingfora great season from him." CoachRosaisoptimisticabout his teams potential this season and has set high goals. "Our goal is to be in the top ten at the NAIA Nationalsand to run well at the NCAA Division II regionals. If we can carry om workouts through to the meets, we will have a very successful season." J Kirt Miller :,x.. =-=~~ ~· 'i«· 9/14' North Central Invitational .-.-:--._._ :-i-:,.: .. 9/21 Midwest Collegiate Open 10/of''Notre D~e Invitational jj:\· .,· ,,.:· ~. -\ , .. ,'·,.: 10/12 UW-Oshkosh Invitational ihii~ '. i;. Parskid:;fuvitational • -~- .-,i:. ~ ••. •'•' _!:',::;, ,;- . /- ···• , 10/25 Open Date J 1/02 Open D_ate ,.11/09 NC~ Division II Regionals 11~16 NAIA Championships 11/23 NCAA Div. Il Ch~pionships Steve Rocha Naperville,Il. UW-Parbide Oshkosh, WI UW-Parbick Edwardsville, n. UW-Parbide Edwardsville, IL ; ;,.~--~r 1 : 9 .~1 : 99: 1 ---------------•c•ro•ss-c•oun_try_Pre_vt•·e•w------.::.-~~~..:..:....:=:::=::= _ RANGER Nns SPons. Page 83 Top Returnees for 1991 Tricia Breu Ann Stokman Jenny Gross rf rio of seniors to lead strong Ranger squad 87 LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor A trio of seasoned ~terans and a SlrODg group of young lalent will keep the UW-Parkside Women's Cross Country Team among the best in the nation again in 1991. Coach Mike DeWitt's team ha, finished in the top six for the last six years at the NAIA Nationals and this year the Rangers are ranked in the top three in the NCAA Division n Midwest Region. Leading the Rangers this season will be seniors Tricia Breu, Jenny Gross and Ann Stokman. ''Tricia, Jenny and Ann will flip flop as the top three runners this season." stated DeWitt "There is somewhat of of gap between the top three nmners and the rest of the pack." . ROWlding out the Rangers top five are sophomores Jennifer 2.alewski and Kelly Watson, with freshman Rene Weiderhold, Susan Armenta and Dani Kupkovirs and senior Maggie Pagan also looking strong in pre-season. .. All the girls did excellent WOik during the summer and are in great condition for this early in the season." said DeWitL "We have 32 girls working out every day. Nooneis out here just to put their time in, all 32 girls are working to be their best and are committed to improve." -Coach Mike DeWitt The Rangers will have their first test Saturday at the Midwest Collegiate Open, which will be hosted by UW-Parkside. The Rangers have posted top ten finishes in this meet over the past five years despite tough competition from strong NCAA Division I programs: "Minnesota should definitely run away with the meet, with Oshkosh and Indiana State being in the top fi~." Slated DeWitL "This race will show me, as well as the girls how they can pezfonn in race conditions." Coach DeWitt looks at September meets as pre-season contests. "We use the first half of the season as a warm-up for Nationals." stated DeWitt. "In October, the girls start to fight for positions for the National tournaments." Because of UW-Parkside's double affiliation with the NAIA and the NCAA Division II, the Rangers will be competing in both the NAIA National Tournament and will be trying to qualify for the NCAA Division ll National TournamenL .. Our entire season is geared toward the National Tournament," stated DeWitt. "Since we are lhe hosts of the NAIA tournament, we do not have to worry about qualifying. The combination of our being on our home course and the advantage of not having to qualify gives an edge at the National Kelly Watson TournamenL" The Rangers have three solid All-American candidates in Breu, Gross and Stokman and according Coach DeWitt, could sneak in one or two others. The top 25 .,place finishers at the National Tournament receive All-American status. · Coach DeWiu is pleased with the overall commitment and dedication of his team this season and is looking forward to some outstanding perfonnances. "We have 32 girls working out everyday. Nooneisoutherejustto put their time in, all 32 girls are working to be their best and are Jen Zalewski committed ·to.improve." "The hard work put in by all of our girls has given UW-Parkside CI'O$s Country an excellent reputation nationwide." Saturday's women's Midwest Collegiate Open meet is slated for 12:00 noon at the UW-Parkside Cross Country Course and will be one of three events on the day. Before the women's meet, high school participants will take to the National course and following the women's meet will be the men's Midwest Collegiate Open, also fearuring 36 of the top teams in the MidwesL RANon Nns SPorrs, Page B4 State Spirit Is Majik Back for Pack? By KEVIN LAZARSKI and Bll.LOHM Wisconsin Beat Don Majikowski rallies the Green and Gold to overcome an eight point deficit in the final 2 1/2 minutes to give the Pack their first victory of the very young season. The Packers were led again by another strong defensive performance by second year linebacker Bryce Paup. Paup registered an impressive career-high 4 1/ 2 sacks and a timely safety. Is he a possible N.F.C. defensive player of the week? The game was decided on the final snap as Vinney Testeverde and the Bucs threw up a final prayer that went unanswered as Chuck Cecil delivered YET another "Paup" to seal the victory for the Pack. UP NEXT: The Pack will invade the aerial attack of Dan Marino and the Miami Dolphins. PREDICTIONS: If the Packers secondary can contain the trio of Marino, Clayton, and Duper poor Coach Don Shula will have to put career victory number 300 on the back burner for yet another week ... FINAL: Green Bay 31 Miami 20. In other football news the young Wisconsin Badgers led by All-American candidate Troy Vincent overcame a thineen point deficit to send our Friendly Illinois Brothers back home to the flatlands with a humiliating 31 - 13 defeat. By the way.did the Bears get lucky and pull another victory out of their better ends? INTRAMURAL CORNER Basketball (LBA) Pick up an entry fonn in the Phys. Ed. Building or Ranger News office and get your teams togethernow. Play starts October 1st andentriesareduebySeptember27, 1991 at5:00P.M. Get your entries in soon, as we are limited to 12 teams in the league. Aerobic Exercize Everyone is still welcome to join. Sign up sheets available at Student Heath Services or the Phys. Ed. Building. Floor Aerobics meets Monday through Thursday at 4:45 to 5:45 and Water Aerobics meets Monday and Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Co-Ed Volleyball Play be~ Tuesday. October 1st Entry fonns can be picked up at the PhySJcal Education Building or The Ranger News office ~dare due by 5 :00 P.M. Friday, September 27. Get your entries m soon, as we are limited to 4 teams. Other Deadlines Girls Soccer Tuesday, October 1st. For More lnformarion call 595-2267(/M Office) or 595-2287 (Ranger). Giant Victory for Bears By BOB BAROWSKI Dlinois Beat The Chicago Bears were reminded all week of their dismal play-off defeat a year ago to the New York Giants. With this motivation, the Bears jumped out to an impressive 13-0 first half lead. The offense ooked strong while the defense seemed untouchable. When the second half rolled around the Giants stole the momentum. They went on a rampage to score 17 unanswered points. Chicago's offense seemed flustered and the defense became somewhat weary. However, the offense showed their poise after relinquishing the lead. William Perry then made the game winning play by blocking MattBahr's field goal try, giving the Bears another exciting victory. The Bears are one of the elite teams, remaining undefeated after the third week of the season. They seemed to be charmed. They have the knack for winning the close game which a sign of a great team. Chicago has one the first three games by a total of 8 points. They have a lot of room for improvement but seem to beheaded in the right direction. The Bears offense remains efficient while the defense remains dominating. Their next challenge will be to face the New York Jets on Monday night. The Jets are coming off a tough last minute loss to the Buffalo Bills 23 - 20_ The Jets look like a good team that is trying to put the pieces together. They will be a very formidable opponent for the Bears. Green Bay beat Tampa 15-13 with both teams looking mediocre at best &riOER SPORTS Athlete of the Week September 19, 1991 Volleyball 1 Continued from B 1 the Rangen lost 8-15, 3-IS in what turned out to be the Rangers Worst loss of the tournament The Rangers played Franklin. whom they had already beaten this season-for their last loss of the weekend. UW-Parkside came out withhopeofavictorybutendedup in def eat losing 15-9, 13-15, 13-15. The highlight of the weekend came following the Franklin match be. cause the Rangers were finished with the tournament. "I tried ev. erything from yelling to telling stupid jokes to motivate them and nothing worked," said Theehs. UW-Parkside did have illness as an excuse as Karen Dilloo and Terri Hohmann have strep-throa~ and V ikcci Kozich and Karen Strobl have the flu. Earlier in the week, on Tues. day, the Rangers scored a victory against their biggest rival uw. Milwaukee 9-15, 15-8, 15-12, 9. 15, 15-11 in a great five set match. Chris Maier and Karen Dilloo led theRangeroffensiveattack with 15 and 14 kills respectively. "We played well and had a good back and forth match," said Theehs. The Rangers will try to get back on track as they host the UWParkside Invitational Friday and Saturday in the field house. Czop is on top for Ranger Soccer The Ranger News Sports Staff is proud to announce its recipient of our weekly Athlete of the Week Award. For the week of September 12 through September 19, UWParkside Ranger Soccer forward Tom Crop is our winner. Czop scored a hat trick against Purdue of Calumet in a game where the humidity was so great that it sent some players out of the game sick. Czop also scored two goals against Purdue of Fort Wayne totaling five goals over the weeked. Czop a sophmore, from Roselle, IL, has not yet declared his major; however, he has studied his soccer. Czop attended sc~ool and played soccer at Lake Park High School. Whtie there he played in the All-Star game as an All-Star player and on '88, '89, and '90 State Cup _,: r Champions Green-White Soccer Club. ..f: So congratulations Tom Czop of the UW-Parkside Soccer team, you are the Ranger News Sports Staff Ath- Tom Czop lete of the Week! And The Nominees are ... The RANGER NEWS SPORTS would like to hear fro~ stu~ents, faculty and staff your Athlete of the Week nommanons. Call 2287 or drop off name in Ranger office. Height Weight Position Town H. S. Major 6'1" 155 Forward Roselle II Lake Park Undeclared 19, 1991 Fulfill all your communicatioOS requirements with one course. KJMSTUDENT SAVERPWS If you're looking for a simple way to handle all of your communications needs, there's one prerequisite. Join AT&T Student Saverl'lus. You'll be able to get an entire line of products and services designed specifically to save college students time and money. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Assaults at UW-Parkside Housing Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Assaults at UW-Parkside Students arrested for outbreak of violence ., ......... N.Jude News EdItor Two University of Wiscoo· siJH'IIbido male students, both .... oftbe~hallcom. pIeI weaelll'eSled Thunday, Scpo ranb« 19 for disonIcrIy conducL AlII:30p.m. Thunday,cam. pus pOOce responded to a fight in the Iakbce hall aparunenL "Wo found two students enppI in amblll, punching each odIer,lIlIll Wlalling on the floor," DawOslrowsld,ChiefofCampus ........... I'oIil:o, said "The officers had to physically separate the individuals and place them in handcuffs bec: auselbeywerenotcooling down." "Evidenlly, one individual _."" came 10 the other apartmenL He exchanged some words and there mayhavebeensomedisagreements betweea dIeae two male students, The studcat confronted each other and'Mlldl_exchanged. They Wbfijllli slalled f1PlDing, and throwing \lIIIlCblls. Some female students lIIIempIedlDlJreaIr:up lhe fight, but they sot sboved and pushed nmd," housing Sexual assault in U'W-Parksidr residence halls results in arres By Erica Suebs 3, 1991, she was in • room ( News Writer campus and was undreasing wbf On SepremberS,ataboutl2:47 tbedefendantwalkedin,uninvite in the morning, uw· Parkside's He told bee. "Hi, baby" sr, Campus Police Depanmeot reo wasprompllyastedtoleave, wbic ceived a complaint from five fe- be did,leaving. feeling uncon male students who live in theResi· fortable, intimidated, and Ihrea dent Hall complex. ened. SberemembeJed bim from Iteoncemed a male II11dentby previous encounter. where be \u, the nameofRaDdy Bolden; whom, questioned. about dating. they claim, was walking in and out The second woman, AW. sai of their aparunents forthe last few that on September4. thedefendaJ days wilhout their consenL He came, uninvited, into her spar allegedly walked into their bed- menL He allegedly flirted wil room and bathroom areas, malcing her, touching his leS asainst 1JeJ vague anempts at romantic con- until she moved away, while J, versalion. followed. She subsequenlly got u Whilewalking on campus,one and told the defendantlhat she ha of the women (who is a minor) had to use the bathroom and \eeL !ifb¥iGWan encounter wilh the defendant, Tensecondslaterhecameint whoallegedly insisted upon physi· the bathroom, after she had prev cal contact with her, which she ous\yshutandlockedthelllgb< . ... "".!.!.!.!W..!~!' prompdy refused. Wilh 1his incl· hind.. AW screamed at It, UW·Parksiile RCSJdence HaIb denl,thedefendantallegedlyfon:ed defendantandhequicldyleft;lea, Thetwostudents,bothl9years male student got involved with the sexualcool8CL ing bee III discover the \oc:k WI old, were separated for a shon pc- fight The investigation revealed the broIa:n on the lIlg. riod oflirneby residence hall assis· Onestudentswhobiedtobreak following srory: On September 6, the thiJ tants. At anotha point, another CODtinUed on Page 2 The fust woman, AE, stated woman.CB,stalesthatshesawth that on theaftemoon ofSeprember CODtinued 00 .... Cultural Background Among AHANAStudents 48.97il! Amencan Indian Asian Hispanic 6.15il! ~ llidents 81eOf African AmBrican, His . Asian or Native American deamt Multi-Cultural studei)t enrollment' The muttl-ctillUral student enrollment I'l3s'ln<;reased Whilethe nUmber of CaucasIans students halideCrE1a~!!d.. Thlf Amelican Indians have Increased from 1a last year to 27.now.' The AfrIcaiI AmeHcan populatlon wjls 201,laSl year and21J~thi$; YBar. The ASian population, including Vietnameseanct CI1In!'Se iIcreasect from 58 to 59 students. Hispanic;s have also in~ CIfllIsecl from 135 to 138 $lUdentll: EaChII'1Jttj,eu~ral PQPula~: JIon has Increased while Ihll CaucasianJXlPulatlOn h!tS~·' !l!IaI1dfIQm !U68 to 4, $76.* '.. '. " .. ) bz Dr. Lindner awarded university's top honoJ coniplishedpoetwhohaspublished ,---------- three books of his original works. Currenllyheisawaitingtherelease of his latest collection of poetry, Angling Into Light In addition to teaching poetry, Lindner has also taught composi· tion and a variety of courses focus· ing on American literature. "Literature is where I am at my best," explains Lindner. "My ~~";?" passion for Iiteral11reand teaching come togelher. I try to approach the course as a human being rather 1han a scholar and relate lhe material to human concerns, human nature, or America" "You learn a lot about yourself and about life in Dr. Lindner's literature classes," says senior Dionne Trecroci. "It is surprising how he can apply the works to a person's real life." When asted III describe the qualities of an outstanding educa· tor, Linllner responded, "There By Gweo Heller . MauagiDS Editor "The key III teaching is to be authentic, to be yourself," says Dr. Carl Lindner, professor of English at UW-Parkside. "SbJdents know if you're putting·them on. What I do is who Iam in the classroom." Considered by students and faculty to be an expen on Ameri· can literature, Lindner was recently presented the Stella C. Gray Award for teaching excellence for the 1990-91 academic year. Lindner was nominated by Parkside stu· dents for his outstanding teaching tattics and his academic energy. Dr. Lindner earned his undergraduateandgraduatedegreesfrom lhe City College of lhe City Uni· versity of New York and obtained his doctorate from UW-Madison. He has been teaching at UW·Park· side since 1969. In addition III his instructor's CQUTSCIoad, Lindner is also 811 ac· Carl' Lindner needs III be a genuine, caring, Tl spect, and consideration byltt. teacher for the students. Basically, a form of trust to t honest and fair must be honon: CODt-inaed OD.... , Assaults at: : OW-Parkside Students arrested for outbreak of violence housing IJLateslt•N.Jude _ ., Nns F.ditor • 1wO University of Wisconsin- Pllbidc male students. both ,esidealloftbe residence hall complex _.anested Thursday. Seplalber 19 for disorderly conducL Sexual assault in UW-Parksid< residence halls results in arres Atll:30p.m.1bursday.camBy Erica Sancbez News Writer JJIII police responded to a fight in 1-----. a=c-::::~~f.-~ :--:-~~'l""'""'.'I On Septanbt.r8.atabout 12:47 in the morning. UW- Parkside's Campus Police Department received a complaint from five fc- . -.s•l malcstudentswbolivcindlcResithe resideacc hall apartment "We found two students engaged in combal. punching each olher. and wuling on the floor." DaveOslrowski. Chief of Campus P'oJice. said ""The officers had to ~ysicallysepara1etheinw~duals r::~..1 aid place them in handcuffs ~ ,--- = cause they were not cooling down." "Evidently. one individual = ::::=:::::-,,::; came k> lbe other apartment He exchanged some words and there mayhavebeensomedisagreements between dlele two male slUdents. TbeSIUdeatconfronted each other ,tj-'"t:.l9&J_,l!!!tll,lltd dent Hall complex. It concerned a male swdent by the name of Randy Bolden; whom. , V : • "_ they claim. was walking in and OUl .. ..;;::,, •. ,~f~ , , of their apartments for the last few · ·« : ~ , ~- days without their conseoL He · : allege.dly wallted into their bed.room and bathroom areas. maldng vague attempts at romantic conversation. Whilewalkingoncampus.onc ~.-.. of the women (who is a minor) had an encounttt with the defendant, who allegedly insisted upon physi- , •l!!lll~w cal contact with her. which she -~iii ..,._._.._i,,x.a.u. promptly refused. With this inci- UW-Parksicle Residence Halls dent,rbcdelendantallegedlyforced and wonll were exchanged. They scancd figbllling. and throwing pancbes. Some female students llllml)llallDbreakup the fight, but they got shoved and pushed The two students, both 19 years male student got involved with the sexual contact old. were separated for a shon pe- fighL The investigation revealed the IIOUlld.. riod of time by residence hall assis- One students whobiedtobreak following story: tants. At another point. another Continued on Page 2 The first woman, AE, stated that on the afternoon of Septembt.r 3. 1991. she was in her room c campus and was undressing whc thedefendantwaltedin. uninvite He told her. "Hi. baby" ar waspromptlyaskcdtoleavc. wbk he did. leaving her feeling uncon for1able. intimidated. and direa cned. Sheremembm,d him from previous encountt.r. where be h8 questioned her about daling. The second woman.AW. sai that on September 4. the dcfendlJ came. unin~ted. into her apar menL He allegedly flirted wi1 her, touching his leg against hei until she moved away. while l followed. She subsequently got u and told the defendant that she ha to use the bathroom and lefL Ten secondslaterhecameint the bathroom. afttt she had prev ously shut and locked the door bt bind her. AW screamed at ll defendantandbequickly left; lea, ing her ID discover the lock M broken on the door. On September 6. the t1w woman. CB. Slates that she saw th Continued on Pqe Cultural Background Among AHANA Students Dr. Lindner awarded university's top hono1 6 . 15% 48,97% Amencan Indian Asian Hispanic AHANA saidents areof African Am8ricafl His , Asian or Native American d9C911t Multi-Cultural student enrollment The multl-cuttural student enrollment has Increased While 1he number of Caucasians students has decreased. The American Indians have increased from 18 last year to 27 now. The African American poputatfon was 201 last year and 21 _5 this yea,, The As1an population, including Vietnamese and Chin~e ilcreased from 58 to 59 students. Hispanics have also 1nCl8ased from 135 to 138 students. Each roolti-cuJtural popula: Jlon has Increased while the Caucasian population has de· ~ from 4. 668 to 4. 576. By Gwen Heller Managing Editor "The key to teaching is to be authentic, to be yourself," says Dr. Carl Lindner, professor of English at UW-Parkside. "Students know if you're putting them on. What I do is who I am in the classroom." Considered by students and faculty to be an expen on American literature, Lindner was recently presented the Stella C. Gray Award for teaching excellence for the 1990-91 academic year. Lindner was nominated by Parkside students for his outstanding teaching tactics and his academic energy. Dr. Lindner earned his undergraduate and graduate degrees from the City College of the City Univeisity of New York and obtained his doctorate from UW-Madison. He 1w been teaching at UW-Parkside since 1969. In addition to his instructor•s courseload. Lindner is also an accomplishedpoet wholwpublished three books of his original worts. Cwrentlyheisawaitingtherel~ of his latest collection of poetry. Angling Into Light In adrution lO teaching poetry• Lindner has also taught composition and a variety of courses focusing on American literature. "Literature is where I am at my best," explains Lindner. "My passion for literature and teaching come together. I try to approach the course as a human being rather than a scholar and relate the material to human concerns, human nature, or America" "You learn a lot about yourself and about life in Dr. Lindner's literature classes." says senior Dionne Trecroci. "It is swprising how he can apply the works to a person•s real life." When med to describe the qualities of an outstanding educator. Lindner responded. "There Carl Lindner needs to be a genuine, caring, n spect. and consideration by tl teacher for the students. Basically. a form of ttust tot honest and fair must be honort Coatinaed on Pqe -------=-- ------;;-------:;--------- --• t ... ,, ' •• ' •• ,. •• t ., \ 't • ' ' '--..- • ' ] • ,, -, .... ' ,.. .... ,, ' ••• ••• " ', .,. 1' • • .. . . ...... .......... . ...... 4 .....•. .. _....l't .... 't ... , .. ,1.._,.,,4 .. ._,, ... il .... ,t,,. .. ""." 4 4 .t ... t t t t , ~ • t t I • 1 I ~ • 1(!'!!I!l~~i UW-Parbide.,.,n;au,, .. . ... ,. ,. . .. .. . . ,. ~j~f -'~~.~9.~ 7F:.;,~ompl~te story~: on -~• ~e -,3::;, CatlaolleStbdentClublefs new·pri~ and is heading to greater heights.M•o••:;, .... ;:•••♦•M••••Details on ~ge 4. Parkside students facing housing discrimination in their quest for off campus housing. What can be done illld how do it ................. ~ .................... Story on Page s. 'he RangerNews Letter or the Week• See what it hast o sax_.~ .................................... : .... o~ Page 10. , ~ ~ This week's Ewtorial explores both sides of a to~chr ·· ssue ............................. : .................. See Page 10~ • .... heck out UW-Parkside Sports~ Get the latest scores ·n the Scoreboard ......... ,. .... J ....... : ............... See Section B. This week's Classifieds. g~t the latest gossib, for sale and elp wanted ................................ Sec Page 20. ight in housing .,ontinued from Pagel student went into the kitchen :J the fight fell and became uncon- searching for a knife, the report ious for a short period of time. further outlined. Both parties were i suffered a concussion and sus• arrested fordisorderlyconduct,and ined a bruise.· Steve Wallner, were taken to Campus Police for ~tant direcUr of housing wm questioning. tlled to the scene and the students "Both students emotions were ere separated. When Wallner's very high and uncomfortable," ~tion was diverted, both stu- Osuowski said. "After several ::nts went aftel' each other again. people tried to intervene, the stu• t this point, campus police ar• dents did not calm down. The r. ved. custodial arrest was for them to "We were very concerned calm down and reflect the seriousr.!) oot the escalation of this fight," ness of what they had done." Ostrowski said. '"This fight was Early Friday morning, both , •ot a friendly disagreemenL It students had their bail posted. · q ,peared that seveial people at- The Disttict Attorney will be . :mpted to break up the fight, but it reviewing the case for charges. It cid not work." is the judgement of the officas to Acoording to the repcxt, one send students to the Kenosha of the SIUdents in the fight lried to County Jail," Osttowski said. pick up a piece of weight lifting Disciplinary actions are being C4uipmenuouseuaweapon. One investigatcdbySteveMcl.aughlin, of tbe wimesaes IIOppCd him from dean of students, said assistant didoma dlllL Suppoeedly tbe same rector of housing, Steve Wallner. Lindner receives honor CoadlliNClfnllh&el between die teacber and lhe lludenL Knowledge is a given, but ono IDUll baYe a pmioa for commmdc:• lna and be a good role modellDO.· Enalisb major Tim Kretschmann said, .. He's brillianL Hetakesacammon sense8JJIX08Cb to lileralure and comes out wilb uncommon pcrcepdons. He highlights opposing points of view to achieve a complete image. You gee a 3-D loot inSlead of a fJat pbcqlapb.· · · •• · -!:•, .·,:,;. Friday •Film "Sleeping with the Enemy" 7pm, Union Cinema $1 UW-Parkside students, $2 others (PAB) •Hispanic Vendors from 10am-2pn:i, Union Bridge •DJ Dance, 9pm, Dining Room (SAO & BSO) ~un~ay •"Madame Butterfly" 7pm, Communication Arts Theatre, $6 UW-Parkside students, $12 others (Accent on Enric}:unent) • Well Day (Health Seivices) . • "Goal Setting:Getting There" VIP lecture, 3:30pm, Union 207, Free (SAO) • Patrick Reynolds, lecture on Smoking and theTobacco fudustry, location TBA (PAB) • Film: "Boyz in the Hood" 7pm, Union Cinema, $1 UW-P students, $2 others (PAB) • J apenese Week Assault in housing Continued from Page 1 defendant walk into her apartment and asked him what he was doing there. He allegedly responded. "Hey, what's the matte.r, baby?" and ignored her. CB took action and told the defendant to get out of the apartment and shoved him out of the door. She watched the defendant walk out onto the sidewalk, and then leaned over the bal· cony to ask the defendant what his name was. He suddenly looked nervous and scared. stating that he did not want to tell her that. He left, only to return two minutes later to ask "Why do you want to know my name?" Allegedly, he then said "You do not need to know my name, it's not important" CB said that she never consented to have the defendant in her apartment on that day. September 7 was the final day for these alleged incidents. The· fourth woman KE, said that the defendant came into her room uninvited and sat down on her bed. Herq,onedlymedherifhername was KE, to which she respondedyes. The defendant sat on her lap. which ·a did not consent to, and attempled to write down her name. Hecbcn laid back on IJC"Zbed, when a friend entaed the room and told the defendant to leave. Upon his departure,heaskedKEforhertelephone number repeatedly. · The same day. MM. a minor, was walking on campus when the defendant grabbed her hand just outside of her apartmenL She told him that her friends were waiting for her, and he then allegedly Jed hei-to his apartment._ He locked the door and iwced her to sit down, "just for a minute." MM said no, but the defendant supposedly insisted, soshesatdownandhe tumed offthelights. Theallegedlypushed MM down on the bed and began kissing her on the mouth. She pushed him off, refusing to let herself be kissed, but he continued. The defendant then attempted to feel undea: her clothes and touch her in private areas; while opening his pants and vulgarly asking her to perform oral sex on him. MM told him no, and· he still continued his auempes to fondle her, while she held him away. Finally, the defendarll turned on the lights, unlocked thedoor,andallowedMMtoleave. Dave Ostrowski, Director of UW-Parbide'sCampusPoliceand Public safety. said that the initial . investigation led to a follow-up. consisting of detailed written state· ments from the people involved and an interview with the alleged defendant. Randy Bolden, to obtain his version of the story. His explanation coincided with MM' s, so they requested that the District attorney's office look over the matter and request a charge for Fourth Degree Sexual Assault. and a Felony charge of sexual contaet with a child. (10 years imprisonment max.) A minor cannot give consent for any sexual contact. the District Attorney had to give the Felony charge for contact with MM. He adds that the defendant was removed from the residence halls on the same day of his interview by the University for disciplinary action by the Dean of Students. The alleged defendant has denied all charges. The Dean of Students, Sreve McLaughlin, stated that we mus& all remember that the defendant is innocent until proven guilty; all of the accusations against him are al· leged. He praised the effms of those who came forward for action, and hopes lbat this incidenl will alat odlen dial quick ICliclaS result in quick dlanges. )4 tw26. 1991 News Search for UW~System president IJIrIca SUdaa ..... WrIfer veiled iD mysaay, tile seercb Ibrdle- UW-SyslelD President II....... rionfrom UDiver. il'IcxiIiz.aIL- A. S.. w, presideat rJ die UW-SyslelD, resignM rec: eadJ1IIIl1eft1bis major post open widlaUUDYpll8lJCClivecandidates His deQsion 10 resign was an 1IIlOIlP"""", but be bad been PresjdeDI far lbIput several years and bid lCClJI'IIl'isbed tile agenda he IIId come lO tile system 10 compIelD IIIIl fdt tbat it was lime 10 JDOW.CIL A1Ibou&h 110one could have JIOlIiUd lbIeuct lime he would .. It was c:1ear 10 everyone QIIICGIIlllIIbltMr.Sbawwasleav. iDa fBirty soon. UW-Pmkside's Vic:eQanc:e1_ Icr 101m Stoe:kwel1 Slated that be didnotblowofanydefinitecandi_ dates up for tile position. One possibility is Kalberine Lyle, acting President t of tile UW-System and Executive Vice Presideat direedy WIder Mr. Sbaw. She, how. ever, bas not decided whether she is a candidate or noL Presendy, no one bas come forward for the post. Ac:c:ording 10 UW -Parkside Student Government Association President Ken Schuh, there are possible candidates for tbe position, but they are reluctant 10identify themselves unlil the lime is righL Their silence is due to tile fact thatthey may losetheirpresent jobs if they make their intentions known now. - Former UW PresldeDt Shaw However, the situation in Madison is somewhat more hectic:. ludith Temby, Secretary in tbe BoardofRegentsofflCCat tile UW· System,saidthattllec:andidatesfor •In progress the SysleID PJesldcnt positioo bid not been selec11ld It this lime for there _110 qrwlific:ations at the _t to use as a method of dorennilllltion. Wben asted if the Director of Ibe Repus. office was available for comment, Ibe answer was "be's on vac:ation in TaUabas- -. and woo't be b8c:t unlil 0ctober." AfI# many inquiries, a staff member in tile UW -System finally gavelhls information: Maureen Quinn, Associate Vice Presideat ofUnivemty Relations, staled that an Executive Director bad been named. He is Ibe formerChanc:ellor of UW -Oshkosh, Edward Penson. She also added that tIley were in tile piocess of meeting with tile c:ommiuee and the Regents to determine cpwlific:ations and lO ItIrt up the se1ectionp\ddwe. 1nqaIries for J'l1csiclentioJ c:amf*'M will be nationaI.andlbe timeltwill take 10 select a I'\'eIident will be Ibe entire sc:bool year. Executive DIrector Penson nIDIa consulting finn in Florida; a aearcbing hlsjnms that specializes in positions oflhlskiDd. He bas an oulSl8lldingrepulBlion asathoughtful and creative adminislraIcr, and baving just retired from Ibe UWSystem, lbe Board of Regents saw him as sullBble forc:onduc:ting this impor1ant seartb. All inall,tIlec:hoic:eforPresideat that tile UW-System finally makes will be eagerly awaited. Assuredly, as Ihe veil of III)'SlerY is \ifted, tile Ranger News will keep youposled. UW-~ystem tenure challenged Solutions to campus parking problem discussed ., ErIca Sancbez News Writer TIle recent tenure cbaIlenge brings to mind tile following im- JlOIlIIl questions: to what extent c:sn IalIR designation that guar- &DIeM employment for faculty IIleIDbeIs be denied, and mder whit cimImstances is the denial CIlIIIideRd lex discrimination? JelllEIefson, a formerprofes- IDol lpic:ultural education at the UalYellity of Wisconsin-River Falls, is challenging the 1IIivenIty'. refusa1 to allow her IbelallRdcsignationthatshefeels Ibedeserves. Ms. B1efson, 37; during tile course of one year, gave birth to bl'rIeCOIId cbiId, IIJfVived a brain lUmor, and was told she that she wasout of wort. Sex discrimination is her an- IWeftolbequeslionofwhyshelost bcr jib. During tile meeting to discuss ber lenore applic:ation, tile IIIIislIntdean bad asked her ifshe wasplanningtobaveanotberchi\d. She flllllld this to be a distwbing question. Jerry Matteson, the assistant dean, denies that be ever talked 10 bl'raboutcbi1dren,andneverasked bl'r Ibis qUMtion. _ The case, now submitted 10 a I10ant of Regents personnel com· tliImliaee.e,isundcrreviewattlle .Y....'.-..-n' Ms. Elefson said that she was tonsideringacivil suit, but she was wailing until tile regents respond to - .'r-''"t··~ -.. ,·,...·.~-. ... ......'" a similar case at UW-Milwaukee. Her story is as follows; JeanElefson was hired in 1983, and became an assistant profeesor in 1988. She finished work on her doctorate in 1989, thinking that her tenure would be granted in 1990. fora tragic brain twnor. AsaresulL She lost ber tenure and her job. Matteson said she lost her ten when it was a performance thing." The faculty grievance commiuee who reviewed me situation recommended c:anc:eling the tenure denial. The denial bad been initially made by Matteson and Richard Jensen, chairman ofUWRiver Falls agricultural educ:ation department. Chancellor Gary Thibodeau upbeld me previous denial. The UW -System offered Ms. Elefson another year of employment because of serious errors that tIley made in notifying heron lime. Ms. Elefson didnotaccept because she is on post-surget)' medication. UW ·Parkside Vice Chancel· lor Jolm Stockwell bad quite a bit to say about the topic of tenure denial. He staled that the Tenure Bill given by Rep. Barbara Notestein that favors committees appoinled to review tenure decisions is the best provision for C8SM of this kind. There are rare occasions, he said, that reviews are appropriate and. warranted, and he supports these and encourages others to come forward if they feel that they have been unjusdy ueated. ------- By Latesha N. Jude News Editor The inadequate number of parking spaces for University of Wisconsin·Parlcside students, faculty and staff continues 10be problem according to Dave Ostrowski, UW·Parlcside's Otief of Campus Polic:e. Solutions to me parldng pr0blem at UW -Parlcside are complicated and there is some disagreement over how best 10 solve tile problem. Ostrowskiexplainedthatthere is not a lot of parldng spec:e on campus, particulary during tile flJ'St couple of weeks. During those weeks students are trying to get organized, and finding a parking space is a pr0blem, he said . OsbOwski believes that a partial solution to tile problem isto get rid of tile "benns, " meraisedgrassy areas localed in tile Communication Arts parking lot (Berms are also referred to as hills) Ostrowski .., cried 10remove tile hills from tile parking lot, butis having problems with the UW -systems' architeelS. '7he system architeelS claim thatwedon'tneedanymcrespac:e, and that we don't have enough trees and grass," be said In me summer of 1m, tile parking lot needed to be resurfaced so I submitted a propcsal to remove the two hills from theComm. Arts. lot The propcsal was denied." ---.,-- One of UW-PlIr1Iside's Parklnllot I Ostrowski believes tbe hills c:ome from the parking fund. Unshould be remove for two reasons. der poposa\, the hills would be "FIfSt, tIlehills causes damage remove, tile cracks remled, the to tile parlcing loL In winter, snow concrete resurfaced. and a green falls on top of tile hill and when it lighting would be Installed. melts and freezes it damages tile ·SinceCommArtsislhemain road. Second, for safety reasons, parking lot on campus, tile protile hills are 100 high, and students posa\ cannot wait anotber year," are scared because tIley can't see Ostrowski said over the hills." If tile lot is not expanded, an. According to Ostrowski iftile tile hills are left in, resmfacing th, small strip of grass iseliminaled, at concrete wouldc:ostapproxltnajel; least 200 spaces would be avail- three hundred thousand dollars. able for parking. UW-Parkside students bav. If the proposa\ was accepted, similar opinions about the parkin[ It would cost no more than $300 lot problem. th9t!sand, 3nd tile money would COIItlnued 011 Pap 5 .;( .., 0' • -.l , ~ .. If' ~ f, . ,. ~.' "'..." 'I' ~ {', . . News Sear ch for UW~System president • ID progress IJlrlcaSncba NenWriter Veiled in mystay, the arch 1r111eaewUW-Sysaem President •--d• IIIIJDlinn from univer · c:ilimll, it/~ A. Shaw. president rJ Ibo UW-System. resigned re-, lllllleftdus major post open widlald91pmpectn'eamdidares. Bil decision to resign was an ....... bathe bad been Presidea lar lbe put sevcnl years and Mil a:compUshed the agenda be Mil come ID die system to compl111uad fclllbal it was time to move.cm. Abboagb DO one couJd have pediaed lbc exact time be would 1C1ip. il was clear to everyone coacaned dll&Mr. Shaw was lcav- By Erb Sanchez News Writer Tho recent tenure challenge brings 10 mind the following impcrllll queslions: to what extent am 1m111re designation that guarllllees employment for faculty membl!n be denied. and under * CQQUDSl8nces is the denial COlllidaed sex discrimination? JeanElefsan. a formerpofes• of agricultural education al the Uni'fCllity of Wisconsin-River Falla. is challenging the IIIMllily'a refusal to allow her lbe~designaoon thalsbefeds lbeclr.lcnes. Ma. Eidson. 37; dming the coane of one year. gave binb to her leCOlld child. survived a brain lllnor, 111d wa, told she dW she WIS out of wort. Sex diacriminatioo is her an& Wertotbequcstion of wby she lost "!' job. During the meeting to diacusa her lenure application, the ISSislantdean bad Bed her if she Wllp)anningtohaveanolherchild. She found this to be a distwbing QUeslicm. Jerry Maaeson, the a,sistant dean. denies that he ever talked to heraboutchildren,and never asked her Ibis question. The case, now submiued to a Board of Regents personnel comnliaee. isundcrreview atthe-nt lune. r•-- Ms. Elefson said that she wa CC>nsideringa civil suit, but she was waiting until the regents respond lO iog fairly soon. UW-Parbidc'aV~OancelJar John Stockwell Slated that be did not know of my definite candidates up for the posidon. Ono possibility is Kalberine Lyle. acting President t of lbe UW-Sysiem and Executive Vice President direedy under Mr. Shaw. She, however. bas not decided whether she isa candidate orDOL Prcsendy. no one bas come forward for the post. , According to UW-Parkside Student Government Association President Ken Schuh, there are pos.,ible candidates for the position. but they 8l'C reluctant to identify themselves until the time is righL Their silence is due to the fact dWthey may losetheirpresent jobs if they make their intentions known now. a similar case at UW-Milwaukee. Her story is as follows; Jean Elefson was hired in 1983, and became an assistant profcesor in 1988. She finished work on her doctorate in 1989, thinking that her tenure would be granted in 1990. fora tragic brain twnor. AsaresulL She lost her tenure and her job. Matteson said she lost her ten when it was a performance thing." However, the situation in Madison is somewhat mme hectic. Judith Temby, Secretary in the BoardofRegentsofficeatthe tJW. System.said d1al the candidates for By Latesha N. Jude News Editor The inadequate number of parking spaces for University of Wisconsin•Parlcside students, faculty and staff continues to be problem according to Dave Ostrowski, UW-Parkside's Olief of Campm Police. Solutions lO the parldng problem al UW-Parksidc are complicated and there is some disagreement over how best to solve the the Sysaem Presidelll position hid not been selecled It this lime for tJae Wt.re DO qnati6carioos at 1be moment IO me ua method of dotamination. When &Del if the Director ex the Regents office was available for comment. the answer was '"he's on VIC8lion in Tallabasaee. and won't be bar.t until October." Ma many inquiries. a staff member in the UW-System finally pvethis information: Maureen Quinn. Associate Vice President ofUniwnity Relations, swed that an Executive Direcuir bad been named. He is the former Chancellor of UW-Oshkosh, Edward Penson. She also added that they were in the process of meeting with the committee and the Regents to detamiDo qualificaliom and IO lllrl up Ibo ldecdon proc:edure. lnquiriea for Presidcni11 candidlles will btDltional,andlbedmeitwill lllke IO ldect a President will be the entire ICbool year. Executive Director Pemon nmsa consulting firm in Fbida; a IClldling business 111,t speci•Hus in positions mdliskind. He bas an OUISIIDdingrepuWion 811 thoughtful and creative adminislralor, and having just retired from the UWSystem, the Bc:md of Regents saw him as suitable for c:onducting this impor1ant search. All in all, the choice for President that the UW-System finally makes will be eaga-)y awaited. Assuredly. as the veil of mysaery i., . lifted. the Ranger News will keep youposled. The faculty grievance committee who reviewed the situation recommended canceling the 1enure denial. Toe denial had been initially made by Maueson and Richard Jensen, chainnan of UWRiver Falls agricultural education department. Chancellor Gary Thibodeau upheld lhe previous denial. prob:::Owskiexplainedthattheie ~ ft,,J;:±lfii#~ ·"'" "' is not a lot of parting space on .. '··· · ·,, '"' '• t The UW-System offered Ms. Elefson another year of employment because of serious errors that they made in notifying heron time. Ms.Elefson did not accept because she is on post-surgeiy medication. UW-Parksidc Vice Chancel- 1~ John Stockwell had qui1e a bit to say about the topic of tenure denial. He stated that the Tenure Bill given by Rep. Barbara Norestein that favors commiuees appointed to review tenure decisions is the best provision for cases of this kind. There are rare occasions, he said. that reviews are appropriate and warranted, and be supports these and encourages others to come forward if they feel that Ibey have be.en unjustly trea1ed. campus, parlicularyduringthefust couple of weeks. During those weeks student., are trying to get orgaoiffit, mad finding a parking space is a problem, he said. Ostrowski believes that a partial solution to the problem is to get ridofthe .. benns," thenuscdgrusy areu localed in the Communication Arts parking lot. (Benns are also referred to as hills) Ostrowski has tried to remove the hills from the parking Jot. but is havingpoblems with the UW-systems' architects. •The system architects claim that we don 'tneed any more space. and lhat we don't have enough trees and grass," he said. In the summer of 1990, the parking lot needed to be resurfaced so I submitted a proposal to remove the two hills from the Comm. Arts. loL The proposal was de· nied." ........... ., .. o.u.. One of UW-Panside'I Puking lot I Ostrowski believes the hills come from the JBting fmd. Unshould be remove for two tt.asonS. dcr proposal. the bills would be "FU'St,thehillscausesdamage remove, the cracks resealed, the to the parking lot. In winter, snow concrete resurfaced. and a green falls on top of the hill and when it lighling would be installed. melts and freezes it damages the "SinceCommArtsisthemain road. Second. for safety reasons. parking lot on campus, the prothe hills are too high, and students posal cannot wait anodler year ... are scared because they can't see Ostrowski said. over the hills." If the lot is not expanded. an, According to Ostrowski if the the hills are left in, reswfacing th small sttip of grass is eliminated, at concrete would costapproxim&Jel~ least 200 spaces would be avail- three hundred thousand dollars. able for parking. UW-Parkside student., bav< lf the proposal was accepted. similar opinions about the parltini it would cost no more than $300 lot problem. ~d, and the money would Continued OD Paae S _. .. 1WIoD NEWII, Page 4 News Seplelllber 26, 1991 New priest brings new life to the UW-Parkside Catholic Student Club .,' ..... N,Jade News EdItor Durin& 1996-1991, dleCalbo- .SIDdenI Club was supervised by ark Golvald, OP, Order of eacben 1aIowD IS Dominic:lns. llV8\dlcftcampusminislry81dle liVCIIily of Wjsoopsin-PIrkside d Carlbage CoUeae 10 puIIIIC a reer in haviDa his own Mcblllth' d Mc:oagrepIion. , Currenlly,dleCalbo1icSlUdeoI Ib is supervised by Sal Rqusa, )$, Society ofdle Divine Savior. gusa wiDbeJR8Cbin&andteaeh- : 10UW-Partside and Carthage JUege. Ragusa was born in Brooklyn, :w YOlk, but be was raised in JIISlllII, Teus. He)lllJ'SUed his dergraduare SlUdies and masters Theological SlUdies 81 a Semiry in HOUSlOD 81 die Univenity SL Thomas. Ragusa's expertise is in woripping, rilUa1, and lilUrgy. He lSa1soamonlcfor 12112 yean in ,Iumbia, Missouri. Ragusa's pis for die CaIbo- ; SlUdeal Club IIto builda_ .CClIIIIDlIJIity IIId belonging, and . beIp peop1e pow in a tDowJ- 'ge of dIeir faidL Rlpaadded, ~canbe Ia ccIlcp level ill terms of __ IllicbowJellle,bulbeOllapade !Ioollevelln ..... oftaowledae dIeir faidL ' Rapsa decided 10 become more active in die preislhood. In 1990, be lOOk die posilion IS a Campus Minisler 81die University ofCa1iforniaillSanlaBarbara. The UCSB parish consisred of 900 C8lbo1ic SlUdeNs and ISO families. '11 was wonderful. SlUdenlS IlID for !be position, and dley knew lhallhings did not happen un1ess dley made il happen! The slUdenlS had a 101of la1enL They wenl aclive in !be Gospel CbonJs, relrealS, socia1 actions, such as worIdng 81 homes for !be elderly, food pantry, Tijll8Jlna- Habil8lfor Humanity, and helping in terms ofbuilding homes for lite homeless; commenled Ragusa. Al UW -Parkside, Ragusa wanlS 10 build a nice place in a bealllty way where people can have a sense of belonging. ~ is a 101of peer JrCSSUI'e such as drinking, drugs, Cle. SIUdeDlS parlicipale in Ibem because dley W8IltlO be pan of a group,' said Ragusa. Ragusa'sgoal is10change lhaL He WlllIlSmore CaIbolic studenlS ornon-CalholicstudenlSlObecome aclivelllClDbersin dleCatholic SilldealOub. '1 WIIIlpeop1e Iocometomass becIusc lhey WIIIllOcome 10mass and not botMise lhey have to; exp\ aiDed Ragusa. "MY",5I: ce 1bis,..11 limiled I have only IOhours a week 81 both UW-Parbide and Carlhage CoDege. I will be 81 Canhage 011 WedDesdaysmomingsand8lUWParkside on Wednesdays after- IIOOlIS in die Coffee Shop. At C8nhage, lbe mass will be on Sunday ni&blS 816:30, and UW -Parkside 818:00 in Union '1ff1.' WUnforlUD8lely, I do not have a 101of lime for programs. I do hope Sunday masses can build a commllJlity and let people know lhal dley can come and I8I\c 10me. Iwill be planning pizza events and odIers. •Iwill tty 10 do something lOgelher to build a sense of commllJlity. I hope thatl can be available for lite studenlS, and Ihope slUdenrs can become more aware of !be richness ofCalltolic Christianity; said Ragusa. Anollter goal Ragusa wants to accomplish is to do lItings willt Olher denominations on campus. "I want 10 look at lite common ground. There were two services last year. Everydenominationcame together, die Jews, Moslems, Cle. Wea11 believe in God. !be Creator, Jesus, Our Lord, and we can Sl8lI haviDa lhal in COIlIDlOO.' MEveryone is welcome. On beha1f of!beCatholic StudentOub, we would 1ike you 10come, and be willi us for mass; Rapsa Idter- 8led. !JW-Parkside's Second annual Well !)ay to be held in Main Place TheuwPadaidc Hca1Ib SeI'- :es wiD bold u's lDllual Well lyon Wednesday Ocl. 2Dd. The lDIC MKeep die Be8l Hea1lhy' .U be die focus of Ibis ~'a J81l1tFair. MWe 1ft p1Mning lICliviliea 19ingfrom iDdividual bloodpesrc screeniD& to plIysical fiIness d body raa 1esliDg. WWe 1ft ~liDg 10 see a od turnout Ibis ,.. as we have :II iD lbc pul" Il8lcd Lanaine ayec, a HeaIIb Services RIpe- Illative. .. MlDyIluc!m'JI ~visileddle ·rindleyeanI'vebeeninwlved. wouJdn'llIlIIprise me to see be- . Cell two and lhree thousand 81- Jdlbis~.' Other activities of die Hea1lh 7 Fair will be filDesl evalualioas, fmc society?). jaDcn:lse, IIId ID8SS8ge lberapy Patrick Reynolds' many ap- (wbichmayinlmstlhosewholCDd peanmces have made him quire 10 overdo dleir wortouls). . . recognizable. MJIe has given lee- Cho1eslerollevel tesling will lUres, been on various I8I\c shows also be available al a minimal and news rcpcx1S. as well as given charge. speeches 10 Slate legis\alures and A1lhough MKeep lite Beal Congress. , ~lIt!,isdlethemeofdlebea1lh SaidLanaineMeyer. MInhis fm Ibis year, die I8I\c by Patriclc I81\che wiD reU us why he made lite Reynolds is being lied in willt die decision 10 fight ngainst lite toactivitiesas well PalricItReynolds bacco induslry and how his family is die gnmdsoo of RJ. Reynolds,' has reacred 10 his posilion against 1ObIcco COIlIpImyfounder. die tobacco industry. Anyone willt He wiD be speaking die nighl queslions and/or concerns related before dleHea1l1t FairOllOcL Ist81 IOtohaccouseandcigareue smok- 7:30 p.m. in !be Union Cinema. ing won't want 10 miss Patrick SeverallOpics he will be discuss- Reynolds. , jog will be: why women, blacks, Willttoday'sbea1lhconscious and teens are tobacco ad targets; society, you'U want to be sure 10 how worldwide smoking has in- visildlefairlbisyear. Onceagain, creased by 73% aince 1968; and itwillbehe1d81MainP1aceonOcL whal can be done about second- 2nd Be sure 10check it out, whal hand smoke(can lItere be a smoke- you leam may last you a lifetime. Parkside Volunteer Program Community ServiceAnnouncements BROCHURE AND POSTER DESIGNER- The YWCA Teen Parenting Program requests assistance with the design of a brochure and a poster that will bedistributed in the Racine area schools, community centers and businesses. Can be done at home with flexible hours. Artistic and writing ability helpful. ONE.TIME EVENT AT KENOSHA YOUlH FOUN· DATION - 10-12 students are needed on Saturday, October 12th and Sunday, October 13th for a morning or afternoon shift. Volunteers will help with timing, scoring and setting up various events during the Corporate Cup Weekend Ifqualified, become the general assistant for the total event. GYMNASTIC INSTRUCTOR FOR YMCA - The YMCA in Racine is asking for people with gymnastic experience who enjoy working with children to volunteer one afternoon or evening a week. Yorkville Grade School meets Tuesdays from 5:30 - 8:30 pm and down-town Racine Y meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4:00 - 6:00pm. RACINE SALVATION ARMY HAS SEVERAL RE· QUESTS - Help supervise gym activities with children ages 6-13, assist with clothing coordination and/or help al the Harvest Festival Auction on October 5th. Hours are flexible. Here is an opportunity to help the community's poor population. CONTACI' CAROL IN 1HE CAREER CENTER WLLC-D175 OR CALL 595-2011. JntelYiewin~ Getting a job is serious business Good intervicw slrills are essenlia1! Candid8les need 10 do all lbey can to prepare for !be interview. Interviewing is a neCessary pan of !be aeIeclion process and involves bollt die transmission and cvalualionofinformation.Hereare a few tips: -Analyze yourstrenglhs and weaknesses. Know what you have to offer lite employer lhal relates 10 die specifIC job for which you are being considered. -Give specific examples to support your qua1iflC8lions. "Prove' thaI you have lbe slrills required and link lItose :WIIs 10 die prospective employer's IICCds. -Be yourself: leI your persona\ity show • you will be eva1uared on your "fit" willt Ihe organization. -Look lite part. Dress according to die standards of die organization; conservative is safe. -Research the organization. Find out as much as your can about die employer; use prinred as well as "peop1eM resoun:es. -Ask good questions. What doyou need 10know about !bejob and tho organization? During lite INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES workshops oa Monday, September 30 al noon in Union '1ff1, employer re..-esenlltives will highlighl die essenlia1s of a good intervicw. Those planning to attend arc asked 10regisIer in WLLC D175. Apane\ presentalion by recruiters ~ Dow Chemical, Arlhur Andersen and AT&T is scheduled for Thursday, October 3 in 281 Tallent Hall. This nationwide inler8ctive teleconference is supported by lite organizations mentioned and is scheduled from 5:45- 7:45pm. All lItose 8llending will need 10secure a ticketin lite Queer Center. m RANoa Nns. Page 4 :, News ~ew priest brings new life to the UW-Parkside Catholic Student Club By L .... , ~. Jade NewsEditor During 1990-1991. tbeCalho. Student Club wa supervised by art Gotvald, OP. Order of :acbcrs known • Dominicans. ltValdleftc:ampusministryatlbe uvenity of Wi1roasm-Pllbide d Canbage College to pursue a ~ in having bis own .. cbun:h" j "congregalion.. Cum:ntly,tbeCadJOlicSIUdent 1b is supervised by Sal Rqma. >S. Society of lbe Divine Savior. gusawillbepmchingandteacht to UW-Parbide and Canbago Jllege. Ragusa was bomin Brooklyn. }W York. but be WIS raised in >USU11. Texas. He pursued his dergradua&estudiesandmMters Theological studies at a Semiry in HOUSU>D at the Univmity SL Thomas. Ragusa's expertise is .in woripping, ritual, and liturgy. He 1Salsoamonk for 12 1/2 years in ,lumbia, Missouri. Ragusa's goals fer lhe Callao. Student Club is to build a 1e111e community and bmngitw, IDd help poopJe pow iD a lmowl- ·ge of daeir faidL Rlpsallldod."'Peoplecabe I 8 colqe Jevel ia lelmS of IC:amit~ balbecmagrade 'IOOllevelinlellnloflmowledge dleir 6idL. Ragusa decided to become more active in the preislhood. In 1990. be took the position as a Campus Minister at the Univcnily o(Califcwniain SantaBarbara. The UCSB parish consisted of 900 Calholic SIUdents and 150 families. "It was wooderful. StudenlS ran fer the position. and they knew that lhings did not happen unless they made it happen! The studenlS bad a lot of laleoL They were active in the Gospel Cbmls. rettealS. social actions. such as woddng at homes for the elderly. food pantry, TijuannaHabitat fer Humanity, and helping in terms of building homes for the homeless," commented Ragusa. At UW-Parkside. Ragusa wants to build a nice place in a healthy way where people can have a sense of belonging. "There is a lot of peer pessure such as drinking, drugs. etc. Students participate in them because they want to be pan of a group," said Ragusa. Ragusa 'sgoal isto change that. He wants more CadlOlic students ornon-C81holicstudentstobccomc aclivcmcmbersiotheCatbolicSIUdcnt CJub. "I wantpeoplemcomcaomas.s bccw Ibey Wllll IOCOIDC IO mass and not became they have to: explained Rapa '"Mypwedlis yearillimilcd. I have only IO hours a week at bodl UW-Parbide and Carthage College. I will be at Carthage on Wednesdays mornings and at UWParkside on Wednesdays afternoons in tbc Coffee Shop. At Canblge. lhemaawill beon Sunday nigbU al 6:30. and UW-Partside al 8:00 in Union W." "Unfortuna1ely, I do not have a lot of lime for programs. I do hope Sunday mmscs can build a community and let people know that they am come and talk to me. I will be planning pm.a events and others. " I will uy to do something together to build a sense of community. I hope that I can be available for the students. and I hope students can become more aware of lhe richness of Catholic Christianity," said Ragusa. Anolher goal Ragusa wants to accomplish is to do things wilh other denominations on campus. "I want to look at the common ground. 1bere were two services lastyear. Eve.rydenominationcame together, the Jews. Moslems. etc~ We all believe in God. the Creator, Jesus. Our Lont. and we can start having that in common." .. Everyone is welcome. On bchalfoftheCatholicSIUdcntClub, we would like you to come, and be with us for mass," Ragusa reiteralcd. -JW-Parkside's Second annual Well )ay to be held in Main Place b:, Daa JGllaloa Featare Writer The uw Palbide Health Set;. es will bold it's anual Well ,yon Wednesday Oct. 1.nd. The m1e 111Ceep the Beat Healdly" ll be tbe focus of Ibis year•s ~th Fair. .. We are plMning IClivities ,gingfromindividual blood pare aaeening to physical filness d body fal lealing. "We are expecang to • a od turnout Ibis year IS we have :lll iD lbe IMll" smed Lorraine eyer. a Heahb Senices n,pre.. lllltive. .. Mlnystudambavcvisitecllbe ·rio the yearal've been involved. wouldn't surprise me 10 a bceen two and three thousand •· ldlbisyar." Other activities of the Health Fair will be fitness evaluations, janercise. and massage tbtlapy (wbichmayimaesttboecwbolend to~ their wmouts). Cholesterol level resting will also be available at a minimal charge. Although .. Keep the Beat Healthy" is the theme of the bcahh fair this year. the talk by Patrick Reynolds is being tied in with lbe activitiesaswell. PauickRcynolds is the grand.10ll of RJ. Reynolds. tobacco COIDpmly founder. He will be spawng tbc night beforethcHcalthFaironOcL lstat 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Several topics be will be discus.1- ing will be: why women. bJacts. and teens are tobacco ad largets; how worldwide smoking has incrcmed by 73% since 1968; and what can be done about secondhand smoke(can lhere be a smokeflee society?). Palrict Reynolds' many appearances have made him quire rccognu.ablc. '"He bas given lectures. been on various talk shows and news repons. as well as given speeches IO Slat.e lcgislaturcs and Congres.,. .. Said Lcnaioc Meyer ... In his talk he will tell us why he made the decision to fight against the tobacco industry and how his family has reacted to his position against the aobaccoindustty. Anyone with questions and/or concerns related to tobacco use and cigarcue smoking won't want to miss Patrick Reynolds. .. With today's health CORScious society, you'll want to be sure to visiuhc fair this year. Once again, it will beheJdatMain P1aceon OcL 2nd. Be sure to check it out, what you learn may last you a lifetime. September 2.6, 199) Parkside Volunteer Program CommunityServiceAnnouncements BROCHURE AND POSTER DESIGNER-The YWCA Teen Parenting Program requests assistance with the design of a brochure and a poster that will be distributed in the Racine area schools, community centers and businesses. Can be done at home with flexible hours. Artistic and writing ability helpful. ONE-TIME EVENT AT KENOSHA YOUlHFOUNDATION - 10-12 students are needed on Saturday, October 12th and Sunday, October 13th for a morning or afternoon shifL Volunteers will help with timing, scoring and setting up various events during the Corporate Cup Weekend. H qualified, become the general assistant for the total event. GYMNASTIC INSTRUCTOR FOR YMCA - The YMCA in Racine is asking for people with gymnastic experience who enjoy working with children to volunteer one afternoon or evening a week. Yorkville Grade School meets Tuesdays from 5:30 - 8:30 pm and down-town Racine Y meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 4:00 - 6:00pm. RACINE SALVATION ARMY HAS SEVERAL REQUESTS - Help supervise gym activities with children ages 6-13, assist with clothing coordination and/or help at the Harvest Festival Auction on October 5th. Hours are flexible. Herc is an opportunity to help the community's poor population. CONTACT CAROL IN 11iE CAREER CENTER WLLC-D175 OR CALL 595-2011. InteryiewiIJ& Getting a job is serious business Good interview skills IIC essential! Candidates need 10 do all they can to prepare for the interview. Interviewing is a necessary pan of the selection process and involves both the transmission and evaluation ex information. Here are a few tips: •Analyze yoursttengthsand weaknesses. Know what you have 10 offer the employer that rela!es to the specific job for which you are being consideied. •Give specific examples to support your qualifx:ations. "Prove" that you have the skills required and link those skills to lhc prospective employer's qccds. • Be yourself. Let your pcrsooality show - you will be evaluated on your "fit" with the organi7.ation. •Look the part. Dress according to the standards of the erganization; conservative is safe. •Research the organi1.ation. Find out as much as your can about die employer; use printed as well as "people" resources. •Ask good questiom. What do you need IO know about the job and Ibo organization? During the INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES workshops on Monday, September 30 at noon in Union 207, employer representatives will highlight the essentials of a good interview. Those planning IO attend are asked IO rcgisler inWL1£D17S. A panel presentation by recruit· era from Dow Chemical. Anhur Andasen and AT&T is scheduled for Thursday, October 3 in 281 Tallent Hall. This nationwide in· tcractive teleconference is supported by the «ganizations mentioned and is scheduled from 5:4S• 7:45pm. All those attending will need to secure a ticket in the Career Center. . : ~ews Ttm RANGu NEWS, Page ' pAB presents Madame Butterfly ., Jti4J Ill_Idler , ... EdItor TIle Al:ceDl on Enrichment serics.lIjlOii5OIed by !he PerfooniDJ AIls division of !he Plukside kdvilies so.d. begins this week' wi1b III eIaboraIe production of /dIdIIDC Buaerfly. PeilOimed by the Great Lakes Opera Company. this dramatic mastl'IIJiece is the story of the bell8yal of aJapanese Geisha girl by an American Navy officer. 11Ie opera, perfooned in English, is compIeIe with beautiful musicandOlllllleSlilSofaJapanese bousellldpnlcns. TheCompany. fcrmed iDMilwaukee, has gained JIIIioaaIJeP'lj"i'ioo for its perfor- IIIIIICeI duougbout the United SIaIeS. PAB isvery excited about this , o.... qmusica1 which will take p/lceSaDday,September29,in the ('ommgnjaIriop Arts Theatre at 7:00pm. • SladcnlSsbculdnotethat wItiIe Madame Butterfly tickets are 5 12 for the general pub- tivities office Iocatcd iDUnion 209 lie, student tickelS are only $6 with or call 595-2278. a valid UW-PlUkside 10. Because Performances like this do not of the largenurnberof AOE series comealongevetyday. Don'tmlss subscribers good seats are going this opportunity to see Madame fast, so for the best seats buy your Butterfly in our own theatre for ti~early.Formoreinformation such a low price or you will be on bckelS CODIaCt !he Student At- sony you did. • ~,~ , .,:.:.:.".: ,.:.:•.•.•:.:...:.:,:, ...: :"':'":"":.,:::, ,':.:, ,.;: :.':"'~ ;:::::.:::::~:: }~::: • > if • Baja vehicle design: Finall'hasc class in national competitior By BrIaD MaIseD vice was made into a report. Featare Writer rmally, the mass productic On May 31 to April 2, Prof. ofthevehiclewasccnsidered. Th' OuIrles Spraker and a group of is the cost, of how much it wou' four.indivi~iDbisclassofBaja costtoproduce5,OOOvehiclesp< Vehicle Design: Fmal Pbase. en- year; the least expensive vehicle I tered into a national competition. manufacture would win. The r, These four students were in a maining seven activities were a' class of seven; the remaining three tualIy physical competions. The, helped with the construction of the demonstrations of the vehicle vehicle. Domenic Debartolo, TQm acceleration, brake, top spec Neu~. !"IJD Koc~ .and Bob chain pull, manuvering capabilil Blasi were m the actiVIties there, and bill climb happened during tl wbile Jim Hansche, John Korako, . and Jerry Leonard SlIye<!. This Mini.Baja Vehicle Competion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at ihe Ohio Department ofTranspcnation Research Center. on a test track for big operations. Manufacturers of automotive vehicles fill out contracts and test theirproductshere. Tbiscompetion has been in existence for fifteen years; Parlcside has been involved since 1988. During this three-day event, seventeen activities were combined to fonn the fmalllln1cings of fortyninecolleges; Parl<sideplacedthirtieth. The top five Colleg~niversities are the following: Tennessee Tech •• Univ. of Akron, Lawrence Institute of Tech., Milwaukee School of Engineering, and the Univ.ofWis.-Platteville. On the first day, safety. orgina1ity,rideevaluation,appear· ance,operationcomfort,andstruetmalintegrity were made known to the judges. In addition. the cost and design function of the vehicle's see- Parking Problem This, Mini-Baja VehicleCompetion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at the Ohio Department of Transportation Research Center, on a test track for big operations. second day. Tbenmain eventtookplacer the thinI day. The "Big Racl calledtheenduranceevent, was I only physical activity not time The race begun at noon and lasl for two hours; the vehiclecompl ing the most laps won thataetivi Overall, this participation h agoodresulL AsmallU.Wcolle participating with major univer. ties is commendable. illegally wiD suffer the penalti( "If SbJdenlS don't buy a r mit, we have to charge them 55 parking in that spot," Ostrov. said. "If !hey buy a patlcingpen the costs is only 23 cenlS a da) Students should also know tit: tl!ey have fouroutstandingpad tickelS, the fifth action will not; ticket, but a towed car," Ostrov added. Aceording to Ostrowski. student lives in housing \ doesn't have a parking space: can call campus police. and permission to patk in the par' lots.· This would insure that th, willoot be ticketed or towed. - Continued from Page 3 "The farthest distance a student would have to walk is shorter than the distance students from other campuses are required to walk," said Doug Johnson, vice president of Phi Sigma Epsilon. Wally Wargolet, vice presidentofSlIIdentGovernmentagrees, "Parking is not a problem, I have attended other universities such as UW-Milwaukee. All patlcing is in inconvenienttoanexteDL AtUW· Milwaukee you have to walk 10 blocks to campus." Studentswhocannotfmdparlt. jog spaces or did not purchase a JIlI(king permil8lld choose to parlt _!ep!'!'!"! 26. 1991 ~ews PAB presents Madame Butterfly 1be Acceol on Enrichment 9t1ies. spomoml by lbe Perfmnill AIU division of the Parkside Acdvilies Boad. begins this week widl • tlabcnte production of MadlmeBuUCrily. Pabmed by the Great lakes Op«a Company, this dramatic masrapiece is the story of the beuayal of a Japanese Geisha girl by an American Navy officer. 1be opera. perfooned in English, is complete with beautiful music andomare sets of a Japanese bomeandgardens. TheCompany, fcrmed ia Milwaukee, bu gained llllionalm:opitimfocmperformanca throughout lhe United SIIICS. PAD i1 very excited about this . OillllllMliPgJJWSical which will lake pJaSanday,Sepccmber29.in the Comoiunicatioa W Theatte at 7:00pm. Saudenlssbouldnotethatwbile Madame Butterfly tickets are $12 for the general pu~ tivities office Jocatcd in Union 209 lie. student tickets are only $6 with or call 595-2278. a valid UW-Parlcside ID. Because Performances like chis do not of the large number of AOE series come along everyday. Don't miss subscribers good seats are going this opportunity to see Madame fast, so fm- the best seats buy your Buuafly in our own theatre for ticketsearly.Fm-moreinformation such a low price m- you will be on tickets conract the Student Ac- sorry you did. _..,_.,-----., like to see published? Well~ you >, ·.- ·: .. , just may get the opportunity! .: :·,:: · Profess<n Chris Christie arid Julie King of the English Departmentareauempting to put together aoannualstlldeot-opcratedfumry and 811 magazine. : . : . . : Baja vehicle design: Final Phast class in national competitior By Brian Matsen vice was made into a rq,on. Featare Writer Fmally, the mass prodoctk On May 31 to April 2, Prof. ofthevehiclewasconsidered. Th Olarles Spraker and a group of is the cost, of bow moch it wou four_indivi~in his class of Baja cost to produce 5.000 vehicles p Vehicle Design: Fmal Phase. en- year;theleastexpensivevehicle1 teted into a national competition. manufacture would win. The r, These four students weze in a maining seven ~tivities were a chw of seven; the remaining three tually physical competions. The. helped with the construction of the demonstrations of the vehicle vehicle. Domenic Debartolo. Tom acceleration, brake, top spee N~ucr. Tun Koc~ and Bob chain pull. manuvering capabilit Blasi were m the activities there, and bill climb happened dwing tt while Jim Hansche, John Korako, and Jerry Leunard stayed. This Mini-Baja Vehicle Competion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at the Ohio Department of Transportation Research Center, on a test track for big operations. Manufacturers of automotive vehicles fill out contracts and test theirproductshere. Thiscompetion has been in existence for fifteen years; Parkside has been involved since 1988. During this three-day event, seventeen activities were combined to Conn the final rankings of fortynine colleges; Parkside placed thirtieth. The top five Collegcir/Universities are the following: Tenne.uee Tech., Univ. of Akron, Lawrence Institute of Tech., Milwaukee School of Engineering. and the Univ. of Wis.-Plaueville. On the first day, safety, orginality, ride evaluation, appearance. operation comf ort,and struc• IUral integrity were made known to the judges. In addition. the cost and design function of lhe vehicle's ser- This Mini-Baja VehicleCompetion took place in Bellefontaine, Ohio at the Ohio Department of Transportation Research Center, on a test track for big operations. second day. Then main event took p~r the lhird day. The "Big RaCI called the endurance event, wast only physical ~tivity not time The race begun at noon and last for two hours; the vehiclecompl ing the most laps won thataclivi Overall, this participation t agoodresulL A small U.W collt participating with major univei ties is commendable. Parking Problem Continued from Page 3 .. The farthest distance a student would have to walk is shorter than the distance swdents from other campuses arc required to walk," said Doug Johnson, vice president of Phi Sigma Epsilon. Wally Wargolet, vice presidentofStudentGovemmentagrees, "Parking is not a problem, I have attended other universities such as UW-Milwaukee. Allparkingisin inconvenient to an extent. At UWMilwaukee you have to walk 10 blocks to campus." Studentswhocannotfmdparting spaces or did not pun:;hase a parking pennit and choose to park illegally will so.ff er the penalti1 .. If snidents don't buy a r mit. we have to charge them $5 parking in that spot," Ostrov. said. "lf theybuy a parkingpen the costs is only 23 cents a da! Students should also know th. they have fOID'OUtstandingpad tickets, the fifth action will not ' ticket. but a towed car," Ostro\ added. According to OslJOwski, student lives in housing , doesn't have a parking space: can call campus police, and permission to park in the par lots. This would insure that th , will not be ticketed or towed. - - ... News UW-Parkside students face housing discrimination .,DneDr' lJ NnI... I.Ia ye.0-50UIIMnily of WJrmsln.PIIblde ..... nwere 0Rled to live II die YMCA lin& mrm dueto .... iDCIIIIlUI bousiJIa. Many ~ de- :ided dIia yar 10look for hmsing Jff Cllllput, but dley found Ibem- Jelves facing IaDdIonIs woo were Jllwilling to rent to college lllUJenrs. Housing discrimiDaIion is illegal, bul il is also • realil)' for many UW -Parlcside SlUdeDrs. Junior Jared Brieske is CID'- rendylivinginanofl'campusllpllrlmenLHeadmilShowevecilwasn'l easy for him to find an apartmenL "1started looking for an 8plII1IlIenl in!hebeginningof!heswnmer,bul 1found Ibis a difficulllMt. Many landlords would DOleven consider renling to me. because I was a studenl," said Brieske, "I found a 101of nice places, bUIno one wanted 10 renl 10 me. My credil was fine !he landlords j USIdidn'l wanl to renl to college studenlS.I didn'l find a place to live until three days after school llIIIed,"aid BrieIb. D1IecIarofSludentLiCeS__ WaIIDer IIu 1Iad dne snMlenn come to bim with complainta of bousiDg cIiacrimiIIIlio .wit.hin die 1IItlWOmootbs. W.u-aplaiDed dleimponanc:eofSllldenlSfigbting disc:riminalion "When people come in with. complainl I do a couple of dtings. Some people I refer 10 Wiscoosin Legal Council, some Irefer 10 !he MetrOpillitan Milwaukee Fair Housing Council, and some I refer to !he Dispule and Settlemenleen- Ier of Racine Counl)'. These organizationscanbelp! heSlUdenlS6ghl discrimination. Ifpeople blow off, housing discrimination ilonly perpetuates Iheproblem for other studenrs." Wallner estimares thaI only aboul 20 percent of !he SlUdenlS who are experiencing housing discrimination actually do anylhing abouliL "A landlord isnot goingto sropdiscrimination unless !heyare going to be called on Ihe carpel," said Wallner. UW -Parkside studenl Holly Free No Urnit Credit Cards!! male ... Nightly Specials n.ctq Tappers only 25¢ 6:00-12:00 pm WedlWday $2 Long Island Ice Teas All Night Long Tllurtldlly ThUrsday fa always UW-Parkslde Night OJ Oliver Spins ~Dance, Dance, Dancel No Frllfa or Gimmicks - Just Funl ' FrIday Rock-n-Roll Night· 25C Tappers 4:00· 9:00 pm SU1ldlly $1 RaIl Drinks 6:00· 12:00 pm HaIoween PartyI - October 31at $Cash ~. FO:Od $ Grill Open 4:00 to 12:00 - Best Burgers In TOWJII DJ Oliver Spina live!)' Thunclay. Friday UIl1Satunlay CIosedM cia 302· 58th Street Kenosha, WI (414) 652.0505 , ~ is JeIIling I boule Ibis ." ,., • "Some fricIIds of mine wereJookinglllbe boule I'm RIlling' oow. 11Ie landlord didn'l want to _10 Ibem beca'"" dley ""' guys. My IOClIIIIII8Jes and I a/mosl didn', aea Ihe boule becallle the JandJord was going to _ to lllUdenu from Carthage College. He figured studenlS from a privare schoolwouldlllkebettercareof!he house, staled Ericksen. II illegal for a landlord to discriminaIe in housing based on Ihe following protected classes: Race. color, sex, national ancestry, religion. age, handicap, marital status, and lawful source of income. According 10WallnerstudenlSusually experience the most problems wilh lawful source of income. "II'Seas), for a JandJord to tum down astudenlbecauselhestudent doesn'lmakeenoughmoney. What !he landlord doesn'llake inro ac- , counlislhallhesludenlmayhave sludenl's abilily 10 pay," said olher sources of income. A good Wallner. landlord will have IhestudenlSpar- Any sludenl at UW-Parkside enlSco-sign Iherentalagreemenlif can get helpalthehousing office if there is an)' concern aboul Ihe !hey Ihink lhey are experiencing R.:w- He_FIlaID" I.t.~ UW-Parkside ResideJIce Han. housing discrimination. There will also be a community worIcshop at Galeway Technical College on Ocrober 17 aI3:00foranyonewho is having problems wilha landlord. Sleeping with the Enemy by EmUy Heller and ADdy Patcb Feature Wrilen Sleeping with !he Enemy is a gripping tale focusing on the life of • young woman held prisoner by her physically and menla1Iy abusive husband and her courageous yet frighrening escape to a life of herown. . Julia Roberts does a wonderful job porlIaying Laura Burney, die young, beaulifuI wife looking fan way llUlofher hus1lend'slife. AJIhoogh Laura appears fiq_ De physically, she possesses • Ilroag wiIIllIddelerminalioll of to be heoldle man who bpther in sa fear, pein and isohllion for over lbRle years. Her husband is played by PIlrict Bergen, who iscoovincing as _ oIIIessive, menla1Iyill individual New-comer to the SCIllen, Kevin A~ plaYs the role of Laura's DeW frielId, BeD. 'Ben is i WOIIderfu1, sensilive, kind, .!IIIderStandin man who is there to support Laura through her . lime1lf~ into her IlCW life. Sleeping with l1)eEnemyisan excellenl movie.wilh a very trueto- life SlOIyline. 11Ie plot is completely believable and very smoolhly presenled. Themovie ilSelf is extremely suspenseful and will keep you on Ihe edge of your seal.Jllimlnleed. . You will definitclywanl to bring someone wilh. you 10.,Ibis movie. You willlIOl WIIIlto Jeave lbe theatre alone. Do 1101 pass up Ibis opponunil)' to see this suspense/lhriUer- Ihe UnionCinemaonFriday,(dIlIl'S tomomlwll) al 7:00 pm. in the Union Cinema for only $1 ($2 for . guests). You'll be sorry if you dol , t .. ~ _I,. ~ i. , .' " "f~,.. '"'I News Sel)tmd,er 26. 1991 - UW-Parkside students face housing discrimination •1 Dae Dallll1J "-"' ...... LIit year 40-50 Ullffllllty al Wilconsin-Pllbidl,tlllllmll were ... 10 live II die YMCA tint ~daetoalllcllllgeiacam, us bo11si"3. Many SIUdeats de. ided dais year IO loot for housing 1ff campus, but Ibey found tbem, elves facing landlonls wbo were mwilling to rent to college sm- 1ents. Housing discrimination is egal. but it is also a reality for many UW-Parbide students. Junior Jared Brieske is currently living inan off campusapartenL Headmitshowevaitwam't easy for him to find an apartment. " I started looking for an aputment in the beginningofthesummer,but I found this a difficuh wt. Many landlords would not even consider renting to me, because I was a student." said Brieske. "I found a lot of nice places, but no one wanted to rent to me. My credit was fine lhe landlords just didn't want to rent to college students. I didn't find a place to live until three days after school 1111te11.·llidBrielte. DireclorofS&udentIJfeSle¥e WIiiner bll bid dno lllldenll come to him widl complainU of bousina dilClimimdon within die lllttwomombs Wlllncre.xp)ained tbeimponanceof llUdentsfigbling discrimination. '"When people come in widl a complaint I do a couple of things. Some people I refer to Wisconsin Legal Council. some I refer to the Metropolitan Milwaukee Fair Housing Council. and some I refer to the Dispute and Settlement Center of Racine County. These m-ganmtionscan heJptbestudents6ght disaimination. If people blow off housing discrimination it only perpetuates the problem for other students." Wallner estimates that only about 20 percent of the students who are experiencing housing disaimination aclUally do anything about iL "A landlord is not going to stop discrimination unless they are going to be called on the carpet," said Wallner. UW-Parkside student Holly Free No Umit Credit Cords!! ~CIC-iii Catering Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant to the College Crowd Nightly Specials TUNday Tappers only 25¢ a:00-12:00 pm Wednesday $2 Long Island Ice Teas All Night Long Tlwnlday Thursday Is always UW-Parkslde Night DJ Oliver Spins • Dance, Dance. Dancel No Frills or Gimmicks • Just Funl Frldlly Rock-n-Roll Night • 25C Tappers 4:00 • 9:00 pm Sunday $1 Rall Drinks 8:00 - 12:00 pm Haloween Putyl - October 3ht S Cash Prizes - Food$ Grill Open 4:00 to 12."()() - Best Burgen in Town! DJ Oliver Spina Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday ClosedMo da 302 - 58th Street Kenosha. WI (414) 652-0505 &icbeD ii IClllina • boUle dlis ..... .. Somo friends of mine 1WR1ootiq1t&bebomermreatinl now. The landlord didn't WIDl 10 Jen& ID ahem became tbey were guys. My roommares and I almost ,, didn't get tbe houae became die , landlord WU going to Jen& to studelUs &om Carthage College. He figured students from a private school would take beuercareof lhe house, swed Ericksen. It illegal for a landlord to dis- · <t+ · ~ H:,,:~ ft';~ criminate in housing~ on the t •~, following proteeted classes: Race, ,,"'¥•« color, sex, national ancestry, religion. age. handicap, marital swus, and lawful source of income. According to Wallnetstudents usu- . ally experience the most problems ·,. ' with lawful source of income. "It· s easy for a landlord to tum downastudentbecausetbestudenl.'=....,.........;=-.......;;;.;._....,. ____ .......,......, ......... .......:~__,,...._...,..;o-~...,....,,~~ doesn'tmakeenoughmoney. Whal the landlord doesn't take into account is that the student may have other sources of income. A good landlord will have the smdents parents co-sign the rental agreement if there is any concern about the student's ability to pay," said Wallner. Any student at OW-Parkside can get help at the housing office if they think they are experiencing housing discrimination. There will also be a community workshop at Gateway Technical College on Ocrober 17 at 3:00 for anyone who is having problems with a landlord. Sleeping with the Enetny by Emily Heller and Andy Pate Feature Writers Sleeping with the Enemy is a gripping tale focusing on tbelifeof a young woman held pisooa' by her physically and menially abusive husband and her courageou., yet frightening escape to a life of herown. Julia Roberts does • wonderful job porUaying Laura Burney, the young, beautiful wife looking for a way out of her hmband's life. Allboup Laura appears fragile physically. she possesses a 111mg willanddelerminadooofto be freed tbe man who kept ber in sacb fear, pain and isolalioa for over dne years. Her husband is played by Pllrict Bapn, who isconvincina • • obeessive. menially ill individual. New-comer to the screen. Kevin Andeaon plays tho role of Laura's new friend. Ben. Ben is a wondaful. seosilive. kind. mxlerstanding man who is dae to support Laura through her dmednnsilic:11 into her new life. Sleeping with the Enemy is an excellent movie with a very true- . ' . "A TERRIFYINGLY GOOD ROMANTIC TH RILLER .. :' - Pat CoUms , WWOR IV . !\fl'/ YORI! JuJla Roberts stars in Sleepla1 wJda Ole Enm7 to-life storyline. The pb is completely believable and very smoothly presented. The movie itself is extremely suspenseful and will keep you on the edge of your seat-guaranteed. . You will definitely want to bring someone with you to .this movie. You will not want to leaYO die &latte alone. Do not pass up this opportunity to see this suspenseltbrill a& lbe Union CinemaonFriday ,(dial"s tomanowll) at 7:00 pm. in Ibo Union Cinema for only $1 ($2 for guests). You'll be sorry if.you do! ,..l:cr26, 1991 Whatbeing involved on campus has done for me . com~ueewas~c~ofdoing 11IIel,~COff~pognIID- ., MIrIe IIorIi evenbing from pIcking the groups men from 8IOW1d theS1atCthat had ........ tlleItaqerNews that pla~«:? here at UW.ParksidctheSl\ll1Cchorel(\id,~gtheir' Iremember ~hcD I began !Oadvertisingw~theywerecom. a:hoo\'smoneytogetthebestqual _ __ IIPl1rbide. I was, m a mg. ity coffeehoU/lCentertainment _ WlId.a.tJEI,.ESS. College was The day that Ihey anived we sibiefortheleastamountof~ ~to~. . helped the tech crew load in and laIsometandhungoutwitba Ibid ~ advised 12 credits se~up, we decorated ''The Square" number of the performers which lIII_flnishedewrydayby.nOOD. Wllh ~oons and streamers so it was really fun! It was here that I IdidD'tknoW what to ~ Wllh all looked different thanjust the daily leamedwhatprogrammingwasall dis.... time. It was weird for me "Square", we greeted the band, about and I realized that this was 1D_lICbooIsoearly. showedthemtotheirdressingroom my niche. 1got rec:ruired into Alpha Psi and made sure that they had every- Since then I've been to many 0meP (the theater club hen: at thing they needed. conferences wbere I've learned PIIIbide)andf~myselfatte?d- Whensbowtimecame,itwas about leadersbip, programming, . ilIg WIICkly meetllJgs and hanging a member of our comminee that promotion, and how to keep the IIOIIIId in the theater·s backstage got up on the stage and did the board interested in what we're dobaDIloutc: aIledtbeGreen Room. introduction. After the dance was ing (ex. holding meetings under It was about this time that over, we were the ones that stuck the table instead of on top), I've espey's (Now the Greenbay around and cleaned up and helped met bundreds of agents and per- RaIdbouse) bad an Ullderage club the band load back out, formers, loryoaagin'slikemyse1f. Hound Soundslikealotofwork,buh? I've had my own committes myselfbanging around there quite Well it was, but it was a lot of fun and with their help put on about I bit. It was here that I met two too. Why else would we have twenty-five events here on cammembcn oflbe Padcside Activi- given up so much of our time and pus. I'm now vice-president of lies 1OloIordc. :e" energy for free? programming for PAB. I was recruited At the end of every year PAB I have my own desk (oooh) IIIdfoundmyselfattending weekly holds elections to fill positions for my own bulletin board (aaah) and meetiDpoftheLiveEntertainment the following year. I decided at the even access to this wonderful com- Commitll;O. whicb puts on the last minute that I would run for a puter whenever I need it to write dantes br:ro atlcbool. It seemed chair position but I wasn't sure articles like Ibis! I've met so many which one I wanted so I did what people on this campus. not just on seemed like the logicallbing to do, PAB but people in other clubs and Iran for more than one. people who come to Ibedancesand lranforSpecia1Events(which things andjustlikewhatiliswe do. puts on events like the comedians For me, looking back is and the Annual Arts and Crafts suange. Ifyou would have told me Fair) and didn't get iL Then I ran when I was a freshman thatl would forNighl1ife(wbichhandlesmusi- someday be running meetings and cal entertainers that don't fall WI- planning an event hereon campus. der the dance band category; we I would have told you that you usually c;al1 it Coffeehouse) and I were aazy. I am a very different was elected (yeah!). (and hopefully better) paIOII than Now iwas faced with a new I was then. pobIem.lhadneverevenbeenon I've grown toreallyknow and tbeNighl1ifecommiueeandlnow undersIand this campus and the Iwas expected to run ill?! unique variety of people who go PAB does most of its fall Ie- here. Now, as I am faced with this mester programming during the lastsemester,I'mnotsurelW8Dlto summer. This consists of going get out of here. It's hard to admit, through files and files of promo- but I'll will miss Ibis pace. Iional materials and t8peS, callina: Allhough the things that I've up agents and negotiating dates \earned'in classes have helped me . and prices, and planning the pro-' too, I believe' that il was being motion or ''bow we are going to involved in these other things that pull Ibis thing off". has given me what it is ~'ll ~ I was totally ignorant as to whenlgetoutofbereandmto the how all of this was done and even real world." worse, what exactly a coffeehouse You've beard it a number· of prov.un was. Somehow, being times but it really is tnJe-being the roc1l;- n·roller I was, coffee- iqvolvedllelpsyouanditonlylllkes house music didn't reaI1y sound as much time as you are willing to my speed. I got very lucky be- give. I encourage you, if it is IrUe cause I was offered the unique that with age comes wis4om, take experience (and a scholarship) to it from a senior with, four yeats go to a small summer conference . experien~ under .her belt, .find called lbeCoffeehouseFestivailhat YOUR D1cbe on campus, whatl:ver use to be held in Wisconsin ·every it may be, and go wilb it because as year. the saying goes I know I've "come . This was my initiation. Here a long way baby." Somehow, being the rock- n-roller Iwas, coffeehouse music .... 't really sound myspeed. lraallltaffla .. peapIe were friendly and "Gmby'"III Iwould DC' 'siooally bead inio die PAB office 10 .. if tbenl were my projects dltlllGllldbelpwi1b.lspemmoch arlbM_ II! just making post- !".......,;ag meelings and work- ... die door of the danl:es. WIlen ItelUllIed to school the ~ fall, Iwas much bolder. .... PAD office felt more comfort· IIbIe 10me and I now knew many PliOple from the ~ year. I ~arun fledged member, pilch- .. ill Wherever Icould. I had a Pllcerokeepmycoatand books(in the olfice), a place to study and IDcialiJe , and.lOlS of fun, people :::c'to bang 011 and abo work. the ~was once again a member~f U1eEntenainment Committee ~ lleamed a lot about ~hat went .-0 Ihe planning of a dance. Our - Feature • LZ~ ~1OI\DHOUSE Nightly Specials Football Mania Monday 50¢ drafts, $1 shots, $1.50 mixers 8 foot large screen and cable T.V • Rock and Roll Tuesday $3.50 pitchers, $1.50 mixed drinks (all brands) D.I. spinning the best of Classic Rock and Roll Wild Wednesdays 25¢ tappers for everyone, 50¢ mixed drinks for the ladies (for the college budget) Thirsty Thursdays $1 mixed drinks (any brand), $1 bottle beer (all Bud products), $1 20oz. drafts Friday and Saturday Dance, Dance, Dance to the best music in Southeastern Wisconsin D.I. spinning Tuesday thru SatuIday Coming soon the all new "Roadhouse Eatery" the best menu in town • 6208 Greenbay Road, (~14) 657-78f Kenosha, WI Book your party he: ~"''','r•..... '''",,\'''*'·'''"''' O"M,.,m...i.le..north."or¥H.w..y 50) '~"""lo"it .. t {...... \. 1. • Feature What being involved on campus has done for me ., Marie Borll .............. News I ..-ber when I began ,;11a11111ere•Pllbide· I was, in a wud, a.tJELESS, College was ovc,wlldmmatome. 111111 die advised 12 credits ••fiaisbedewrydaybynoon. J didl't knoW what to do with all diselllltime. Itwasweirdforme .,Jeave acbool so early. I got recruited into Alpha Psi Omega (die theater club here at Pmbide)mdfound myself attending waly meetings and hanging .ound in die tbeala's backstage bllgoutcallcd the Green Room. It WIS about this time that Cagney's (Now the Greenbay Roadbome) bad an ~e club for)'Olllllin's like myself. I found myself banging around there quite I bit. It WIS here that I met two members of lbe Parkside Activitics Bolrd. ~ ,ain. I was recruited and found myself auending weekly meclinpof theLive Entertainment Commiaee, which puts on the dances here M ICbool. It seemed Somehow, being the roct-n-roller I was, coffeehouse music didn't really sound my speed. .... afr... no people were frieDdJy and ...._., I would occuionally Jlllkmy bead into the P AB office lo• if diem were any pojects IIIIIICIDlldbelpwidl. Ispemmucb or.,.,.,. just matins post• !ft.Mmcting mcelings and work· ... die door of the dances. WIien I fflUmed to school die ~fall.I was much bolder. ua;PAB office felt more comfort• Ible to me Ind I now knew many people from the previous year. I ~•full fledged member, pitchma ■ ~ I could. I had a JJllceaoteepmyCOMand boots(in lbe office), a place 10 study and ---. and lob of fun people --to hang OI& and abo wcrk -.a... I was once again a member of IIIDl.neEntenainmentCommittee ~ I learned a lot about what went lllo lbe planning of a dance. Our committee was in charge w doing evenhing from picking the groups that played hae at UW-Parksido toadvertisingwheo tbeywereaning. The day that they arrived we helped the tech crew load in and set up, we deccnted "The Square" with balloons and streamers so it looked different than just the daily "Square", we greeted the band, showed them to their dressing room and made sure that they had every~ g they needed. When show time came, it was a member of our committee that got up on the stage and did the introduction. After the dance was over, we were the ones that stuck around and cleaned up and helped the band load back OUL Soundslikealotof work.huh? Well it was, but it was a lot of fun too. Why else would we have given up so much of our time and energy for free? At the end of every year P AB holds elections to fill positions for thefollowingyear. Idecidedatthe last minute that I would run for a chair position but I wasn't sure which one I wanted so I did what seemed like the logical thing to do, I ran for more than one. Iran for Special Events (which puts on events like the comedians and the Annual AIU and Crafts Fair) and didn"t get iL Theo I nm forNigbllife(whicb handles musical entertainers that doo't fall under 1he dance band calegOI')'; WO usually call it Coffeehouse) and I was elected (yeah!). Now I was faced with a new poblem. lbadneva-evenbeenon the Nightlife committee and I now I was expected to nm it!?! PAB does most of iu fall semesta: programming during the summer. This consisls of going through files and fil~ of promotional materials and tapeS. calling up agents and negotiating dales and prices. and planning the promotion or "bow we are going to pull this thing off". I was totally ignorant as to how all of this was done and even worse, what exactly a coffeehouse program was. Somehow, being the rock- n-roller I was. coffeehouse music didn't tcally sound my speed. I got very lucky l,e. cause I was offered the unique experience (and a scholarship) to go to a small summer conf~ce called dleCoffeehouseFestival that use to be held in Wisconsin ·every year. This was my initiation. Here I met ochel' coffeehouse programmers from around the state that had tbesamechorcl<Ud,speooingtheir achool'smoney to get the best quality coffeehouse enteilainrnmt J>OS· sible for the least amount of bucks. I also met and hung out with a number of the perfonners which was really fun! It was hae that I learned what programming was all about and I realiz.ed that this was my niche. Since then I've been to many conferences where I've learned about leadership, programming, promotion, and bow to keep the board interested in what we're doing (ex. holding meetings under the table instead of on top). I've met hundreds of agents and perfonners. I've had my own committes and with their help put on about twenty-five events here on campus. I'm now vice-president of programming for P AB. I have my own desk (oooh) my own bulletin board (aaah) and even access to this wonderful computer whenever I need it to write articles like this! I've met so many people on this campus. not just on PAB but people in other clubs and peoplewhocometothedancesand things and just like wbatit is we do. For me, looking back is suange. If you would have told me when I was a freshman lhall would someday be running meetings and planning an event here on campus. I would have IOld you that you were crazy. I am a very cliff emit (and hopefully bea.cr) pGIOII lban I was then. I've grown to really know and undcrsland this campus and the unique variety m people who go bcR. Now. as I am faced with dais last semester, I'm not sure I want to get out of here. It's hard to admit. but I'll will miss this place. Although the things that I've learned in classes have helped me too. I believe that it was being involved in these other things that bas given me what it is I'll need when I get out of here and into "the real world." You've heard it a number of times but it really is ttue-being involved f\elps you and it only takes as much time as you are willing 10 give. I encourage you, if it is true that widi age COl11e$ wisdom, lake it from a senior with four years experience under her belt. find YOUR niche on campus, whatever it may be, and go with it because as the saying goes I know I've "come a long way baby." Nightly Specials Football Mania Monday 50¢ drafts, $1 shots, $1.50 mixers 8 foot large screen and cable T.V. Rock and Roll Tuesday $3.50 pitchers, $1.50 mixed drinks (all brands) D.J. spinning the best of Cassie Rock and Roll WIid Wednesdays 25¢ tappers for everyone, 50¢ mixed drinks for the ladies (for the college budget) Thirsty Thursdays $1 mixed drinks (any brand), $1 bottle beer (all Bud products), $120 oz. drafts Friday and Saturday Dance, Dance, Dance to the best music in Southeastern Wisconsin D.J. spinning Tuesday thru Saturday Coming soon the all new HRoadhouse Ealery" the best menu in town 6208 Oreenbay Road Kenosha, WI (414) 657-78£ Book your party he: ... I THE RANGER.NEWS has an opening for the position of Advertising Account Representitive. " Responsible for generating weekly advertising revenue, designing display advertisments and maintaining existing accounts. " this position is a paid position and offers 'benefits of: -,.Being a part of a top student organization ..•The Position is excellent job experience. ._.~...... To apply come 10 THE RANGiRNEWS officeor call . " 595-2295 and ask/or Van oiAnna S. .. ,. ' TH-E RANGER NEWS Keeping you on top of the world . '. ;-", '~". The Parkside Union TWO NEW SERVICES: u.s. POSfAL SERVICE Sf AMP VENDOR • north side Union Bazaar. - Available 7 days a week. - Single stamps and books so, d at face value . FAX SERVICES' - sending and receiving ·atcompetitive rates. - Union Information Center. - Starting Monday. Oct. 28. UW-Parkside Chess Club The UW-1'IItsideCllellCJub bas IIlCCIIdy beeD farmed. 'Ibo club meets C'IeIY Friday.1IOllII ill Greeoquisl237. The is open 10 all 1llJ'k"!1, with 110IcvclorpriortnowJedleof chess expa1ise requlRd. The club cumady bas aboUI twenty members IIId is tIIlhusiIItic: aboutCutureexpansion cI..... bersbip. Thc.president isDavidJ)ebisb 8IIl1tbc Vice PlaideDl is David Boyd. To join tbc Chess Oub. SlOP inIOa meeting orc:allDave at652- 8333. The Oub iscunendy working on a method 10 I8Ie ilS players. allowing members 10 compece against equally qualiflCd players. THE RANG·ER NEWS has an opening for the position of Advertising Account Representitive. ✓ Responsible for generating weekly advertising revenue, designing display advertisments and maintaining existing accounts. ✓ This position is a paid position and offers benefits of: •Being a part of a top student organization ~The position is excellent job experience To apply come to THE RANGER NEWS office or call 595-2295 and ask/or Dan or Anna S. Tn ·E RANGER NEws Keeping you on top of the world The Parkside Union TWO NEW SERVICES: U.S. POSI'AL SERVICE STAMP VENDOR • north side Union Bazaar_ • Available 7 days a week. - Single stamps and books sod at face value. FAX SERVICES • sending and receiving at competitive rates. - Union Information Center. - Starting Monday. Oct. 28. UW-Parkside Chess Club The UW-PubideOcaClub bas recendy been formed. 'lbe club meecs every Friday ll lOODil Greenquisl 237. The is open IO all SIIJCkGIS, widl noJcvclorpriorknowledgerl chess expenise required. The club cumntly bas abo1i twenty members and is emhuSilltic aboutfutureexpansiond~ bersbip. The president is DavidDd,i.111 and the Vice Presideal is David Boyd. To join lbe Chess Oub, SlDP inlO a meeting or call Dave al 652· 8333. The Club iscurrmtly womn1 on a method to rate its playetS, allowing members to compcat against equally qualified players. "'.....---~----------=::.:..::::==~---_.-~-. jI 7.,:r26, 1991 Feature to; • , , - Teaching excellence committee seeksprestige for award winners. • - - 0", ., awe- Heller ........ Ed1tor llr.CId 1JDdDer. professor of BqIlIIt.IIClDCoftwoprofessors 81 uw-Pllblde who was recently IfIIlIedIbe Uaiversity' s Stella C. GraY AWfId for teaching excel- _duringlbel990-91academic ,car,..aWJtd. which includes a pIaqUO lIId c:hec:Ii: for $500 was Jl'llCl*dbylbe univezsity's CommiIleO III Teaching at the faculty c:oovoealiolI earlier earlier this se- _.In Iddilion, both Lindner and JoIephGcmiD, a professor of commllllieation who is now teachlIUt UW.Qshkosh, had their JI!IM' added 10 the Wyllie Learn- ~,*r's plaque of distin- J!ll1ipientswho have won lbea.... ill the past, ~appointedbythe ~ l1Ident Government As- .. lind four faculty memben, -have won the award in lbe.... _alXllllntittee during lbe lJIIi/1lI_oater of 1991 to cIIooIe -two OIIlSl8Dding faculty IIIeIIlbeiI from a field nominated billie MIents of UW-Parkside. TIle former award winners wbollllnedCllll1le committee were ....... UIa Kcmetsky, profes- .. DoaaId Kwnmings, professor &iliJJilllldcrson, and professor JuePimow. The student representatives were Inesa eampbell and Michael Fang. The committee evaluated the nominees on the content of course. syllabi, student evaluations, and the student nomination forms. The candidates" professional credentials outside of the teaching field were not considered since the purpose of the award is to single lion process. All equal ratio of fai:ulty and students should be represeated since"studentinputi$mostimportailt", according 10 Kcmetsky, il dnunatic arts professor who won the award in 1989. Secondly, the committee would like to see the award presented at the commencement ceremony at the end of the spring semester. "Some students who have nominated a professor never know that he or she won the award. They may be graduating seniors and aren't around the following fall semester to find out the results," Kornetsky said. The committee feels that the award deserves more prestige than it has been given in the past, out excellence in the classroom. Kornetskypredictsthattherewould Confidential discussions and ' .be,more student nominations as ... careful deliberation allowed the well as a greater sense of competicommittee to reach its final lion' for the faculty.' ' decision.'''Thewholeprocessissub- Furthermore, students might jective," explained committee chair understand how important the stu- Kornetsky. .. dent evaluations are and how they Tbereareallsortsoffactorson affect the university. how you are rated by both students "The evaluations are used in and fellow faculty. The selection cases of tenure, faculty merit, and process can't be 100% fair when of course, the leaching excellence you compare different fields such awards". explained Kornetsky. as science and the arts. However. "This award really shows who everyoneonthecommittee,includ- the people are ~ take teaching ing thestudents, had an equal vote." seriously," It is an Opportunity for Thecommitteehasseveralrec- recognition by the university comommendations for the future elec- munity.as a whole." "This award really shows who the people are that take teaching seriously" ·Professor Lisa Kornetsky Sunday, September 29 , 7pm.CART Theater .,, Tickets: $6 for UW • Parksidestude.nts $12 for 'all others. Available at the Union Information Center or at the door. Presented by the Parkside Activities Board. , I ..... Ne.. ptIaID"'Jt.-~ KALIDAD performing at Heritage Week at UW-Parkslde THE SPOT DRIVE-IN ,• I I, II i , ' Serving Kenosha for over 45 years The order you phone waits/or you j, I I III Sunday thru Thursday Friday and Sat~[daY. '(' Two Locations to serve you better 2117·75thStreet 2918Washington Rd. t Kenosha, WI Kenosha, WI r 654-9294 657-7768 . . , " "-~.c_-:....-'- _ Feature Teaching excellence committee see ks prestige for .award winners 11 aw- Heller ........ Editor Dr. Cid Lindner. professor of Baltilb-iloneof twoprofessors at UW-Plrbide who was iecently awadedlbe University•s Stella C. Gray Award for teaching excel- 1meeduringlhc 1~91 academic ,rar1he award. which includes a pllqUO 111d check for $500 was lfflCD• by the university's Com• minee cm Teaching at the f acuity COIM)CIDOD earlier earlier this se• ... In addition, both Lindner and JoaephGernin. a professor of commanication who is now teachmg ,t UW-Oshkosh. had their mes added 10 the Wyllie Learnillj Cenrcr's plaque of distingllished reclpientS who have won die aWlld in the past ho~appointed by the ParbideStudent Oovem ment AslOCilt, ioll ~ four faculty members, who have won the awaro in dleJllll,met•acommittee dining die lllil'I semesJer of 1991 to dlooee two OlllSlanding faculty membtn from a field nominated by die lllldents of UW-Parkside. '111o former award winners wlloaenedon lbecommitte.e were ~ Lisa Kometsky, pofes• a Donald Kwnmings, professor - GUDdcrson. and professor 1-Pinnow. The student representatives weie lnesa Campbell and Michael Fang. The committee evaluated the nominees on the content of COID'se syllabi. student evaluations, and the student nomination fonns. The candidates• professional credentials outside of lhe teaching field were not considered since the pmpose of the award is to single "This award really shows who the people are that take teaching seriously" -Professor Lisa Koroetsky out excellence in the classroom. Confidential discussions and careful deliberation allowed the committee to reach its final decision."Toe whole process is subjective," explained committee chair Kornetsky ... Thereareall sorts off actors on how you are rated by both students and fellow faculty. The selection process can't be 100% fair when you compare different fields such as science and the ans. However, everyooeon the committee, includ• ing the students, had an equal vote." Thecommitteehasseveralrecommendations for the future elecdon~ An equal ratio of faculty and students should be represeoted since "student input is most important", according 10 Kometsky, a dramatic ans professor who won the award in 1989. Secondly, the committee would like to see the award presented at the commencement ceremony at the end of the spring semester. "Some studentS who have nominated a professor never know that heor she won the award. They may be graduating seniors and aren't around the following fall semester to find out lhe results." Kometskysaid. The committee feels that the award deserves more prestige than it has been given in the past , Kometsky predicts that there would be more student nominations as '· well as a greater sense of competition for the faculty. , Furthennore, students might understand how important the student evaluations are and how they affect the unive.rsity. "'The evaluations are used in cases of tenure, faculty merit. and of course. the teaching excellence awards". explained Komer.sky. 1bisawardreally shows who the people are lhal take teaching seriously," It is an opportunity for recognition by the university com• munity ~ a whole." Sunday, September 29 7pm CART Theater Tickets: $6 for UW - Parkside students $12 for all others. Available at the Union Information Center or at the door. Presented by the Parkside Activities Board. TD llANOD Nsws.Page 9 ._.Nenp,,mbJ"-atlll,d,mm KALIDAD performing at Heritage Week at OW-Parkside . Serving Kenosha for over 45 years The order you phone waits.for,you Hours: J------ Sunday thru Thursday Friday and Saturday 10:30-3:00 10;30-3:30 11.vo Locations to serve you better 2117-75th Street 2918 Washington Rd. Kenosha, WI Kenosha, WI 654-9294 657-7768 . I l I ·~Doubled edge sword B,BIIH_ GtIfII EdIIuri8I 1'beIelllways exi8IIlWOsideI, NOIIJlUIIICIIlS, IWO points of view la1lIlr)'. noIlIlr)' ill IasI ~'s be 1tIDgllr News c:oaccmiDg IIIe :slpadon of Professor 0_ .miD, _ 011O side of !he 1lIlr)', DC side of lbe IWllI1I. This article will lIIIeIIIPl to WDiDeand~!heOlberpoinl fview,lbeodlersideoflbeswonL To begin, it bas DOlbeeD sbowD sit)' poceduJe.lIIe victim is COllIplelcly at !he men:y of whaIevcr decision !he univcnity .nves at. no univenity must illvesti· pie andexamiDe all evidence pre- -'Cd in IIIe case. 'lbey must examiDe! hevictim 'saa:usalionsand !he aDeged apssor's response. It is posSIble lbat!he ac<:USCI' IS well IS !he aJIcgcd aggressor is DOlspcsIdng the truth. 'lbe univcnity has !he resp0nsibility of dclamining the truth in Editorial I !at the resignation _ a result of :xualharassmcnl/assauJL Noevieoc: c hasbeeD presenlCd to affirm r deny this aDcgadon. In a case of sexual Jwrassment \SSllult in a univcnity scttiJjg, the ictim has few opdons. 'lbe prj- 8I;y of the victim must be honored Bdrespected above all else. The victim has the option of ling a complaint within the crimiat justice system. or within the niversity system. If the victim cbooscs, or is 'IllSSured, DOl to file an official omplaint with the propel authoriies within either system, there is inually nothing dlat can be done ~ ISSist the victim. As in Ibc aiminaI justice sys- ;m,onccacomplaintisfilcd within lie univcnity syslClD. !he bureau- IlIlic procedure that must be fol- Jwcd is tragicaJIy derDCm1ing to lie victim. Itoftendiscllulagcs Ibc victim oIJlOl:Ccdwithanyaetion. Should lJcvictimchoosctofoJJowuni_- !he investigation. One must be reminded that !he individuals involved are not professional investigatorsoraccompJisbedattorDCys. They must amve at a fair and just decision that protects the victim's rights as weU as the alleged aggressor. The university must also consider the effect their decision will have on the student body, and university policies and programs. The victim, univcnity, and alleged aggressor. may be represented by private cOUllSCl. There may be binding legal agreements betwcenaD of the parties involved. These agreements may not allow for open discussion of !he e\'Cllts that took place. Wbcn one does IIOlposscssaD ofllle informadon. aD that is left is coojecwre. 'lbe analogy of the double edged sword is that there are IWO sides to every story. to every argument, and in this case. DOmatter what side is presented, every- OIIC 1oses, especially the victim_. ... Editorial I Opinion Scplember26, I~ =::::minder ofAmericangeo~raph~Scores Sadat. Hosni Mubarak.and that m!he u.s.this am 1s1lSUally I bad to Jaugh wilen I read ~war to home recenl1y criticized associated with deICeDdanIl 01 Aubrey walker's coJumn that ai- c oser f~Omar Amin who Africa's Negroid JlOJI'''adcn ludcdtolbchisUJryof man. Appar- ~ormcr~ of Cairo EgypL' We Frankly I don't ClIIe ifMccolly Ibc anlbor of "an intellig~t ::aa ::"Amin's~icwreinlbis was or was DOl black, bat Mr oul100k"be1icvesthat entircconU- ve . and I'm sure we WaIkcr's I'ClIIOIlin& III 1IIIIeIt"": of Africa . promised of same DCWspaper. ... :~ ~ ~ DOL North wouIdaDagrcethatheisCauCll"'id, be was, ~ serlousIy fIawcd. Africa ~ made of beings from not Negroid. Therefore Mr. I would also like to say I1Iat Ido IS • up . WaIkcr'sassertion thatsiDceMoses supportMr. WaIkcr·s ...... &QlI !he C1~m race. North ~- was born in Egypt he was a black of heightened community I'" cancoun~~arecom~ man is false. The "city of the ncss,cveniflhavctoCllC1uRbeiDa of C1ueasam incIude~, .' . " . necessarily referred to as "brother". Algeria, Libya, and most tmpor- African man IS not . tantfortheissuehcrc,EgypL Egyp- black. People such as Omar ~ tians are not Negroid. lhey are could. also be term~ Afncan~ Caucasoid, examples include Amencans.allhoughlt\Sapparen ADdmrWeber An jnte!!jee;nt Qutlook Divided we fall By Aubrey Walker m aDd Angelo Smith ColumDists Divided wefaJl,onenationwe stand in our struggle for economic, educational and cultural agvancemenL "I am Angelo Smith lhe newest edition to" An Intelligent Outlook". I am a first year student with ambidons to major in sociology. then to furthermy education in law school. Just like my partner in writing. I feel Ibere's a strong nced for cuJtmaJ awareness. An awareness that will uplift the black mind from the stinch of a slave mmtality. Our point in the creationof" An intelligentoul100k" is not to point our fingers or to desicrate the white masses. I feel we will bring about a point of view that wiu make us recognize that beast in us aU. It is .blatantly obvious the crippling effect mcism can take on a society. But as your "oul1ook" writers will a1waysbeheretoexposelhatbeasL We want to bring about a knowledgeofhislOry thatwiU make people understand what is meant by a "Slave Mentality." A knowledge that will help black people see hislOry has created the today that will in tum affect tomorrow. Iwant the black man to realize the need to unify with his brother. It is a slave mentality for the black man to be at odds. On the planllldon the master never let the slaves live in harmony andit is the same today. We are being brutalized, robbed and eaten. ill aD of Ibis direct genoi:ide we still are killing to dress, killing for crumbs from masters table. We need to learn to love ourselvesand leave the white women alone. During slavery, a slave was killed if he was C8ughtlooking 81a white woman. In the60'sbro!hers were arrested for speaking 10 a white woman. So if a brothcrduringeithcrol those times got !he chance to IlCI next to a white woman he felt lie was in heaven. He was making it widt lb81 which be WIS forbiddaL lie fdI like he was getting aDIbc ripu iD !he wOOd. "That is 110 III1lIIiII* for justice" !hen. and it isn't llldIyl BI'Olhm)'Oll shou1dJoveyof sisters bccl!usc she is you,"')'01 should only love lbat which isyou. If you want better Je1atioas widI !he white man. leave his womea alone. "SlOp lusting, atJovins!' .t\ Doubled edge sword Byl■ Haner G..al!'.dlmrlal Tbaealwaysailll&wolidel. NO....,,,,.., two poinlsof view ,a IIOrJ. no 110rJ in last week's ho Ranger News coacaniaa die :signadon of Professor Omar .mio.MSonelideoflbcstay, ne aide of Ibo awon1. 'Ibis anicle will anempt ro wnineandpreaeallbcodlerpoinl f view, dleodleraideof lbcawont. To bepl. ilbaa not been sbowD Iii)' procedure. die Yicam is c:omplelely • the macy of whatever decision the university srives IL 1be university must investipre and eumine all evidence pelffltCd in the case. 'Ibey must examine the victim 'saccusationsand the allcpi agreaor's response. It is possal>le lhal the ~ IS well as tbc alleged aggressor is not speaking die ttuth. 1be university has the responsibility of detamining die truth in Editorial i lit Ibo resignauon was a result of ~xualharassment/assaulL Noevimcc bas been presented IOaffirm r deny this allegation. In a case~ sexual harrassment lS8IUll in a university seuidg, the iclim has few options. The pi' M:.Y of the victim must be bonOJed nd respected above all else. The viclim has the option of ling a complaint within the aimial justice system, or within the niversity system. If the victim choo9es, or is reamed, not ro file an official omplaint with lbe proper authoriics wuhin either system, tbm is irtually nothing lha1 can be done ~ mist lbe victim. As in the criminal justice sys- onceacomplainlisfiled witbin le university sysaem, the bureauratic procedure that must be folJWC! d is tragically demeaning ro llovictim. hoftaldiacoungesdleviclim oproceed with any action. Sbould lie viclimcboosetofollowuniverthe investigation. One must be reminded that the individuals involved are not professional investigators or accomplished at1C111eys. They must arrive at a fair and just decision that protects the viclim's rights as well as the alleged aggressor. The university must also consider the effect their decision will have on the student body. and university policies and programs. The victim, university. and alleged aggressor. may be represented by private counsel. There may be binding legal agreements between all of the parties involved. These agreements may not allow for open discussion of the events that took place. When one does notpossessall of the information, all lhal is left is coojecmre. The analogy of the double edged sword is that tbm me two aides to every story, ro every argument. and in this case, no mat• tt.r what side is presented, everyone loses. especially the victim-. Letkr to Edlt<ll' Polkf . ·. . / The Rim~ New, ~~ ~ iii~ms letter$ ~ 11w \ Editor, Letters ~gteeins.. ot ~ing with 111'.J eQitorial. · :_ !ltlkl~. or: ~ publls~ • in 'l'he. . -Ranger News . are welcomed,u 1ft readtn' :vie,y.,poinr& on campuf and ~i ,;'; ' .... ;:: ... :,.• -~ ' . . . . . . . Editorial / Opinion September 216. 1991 ._ :tll~:;,i:minder of American geo~aph~ scores An Sadal, Hosni Mubarak.and lbaf ~ the U.S: this lerm ii llllally I bad ro Jaugb when I read Aubrey Walter's column that alJudedrolbebislOl)' of man. Appat· ently the author of "an intelligent oudoak" believes that entire continent of Africa is compromised of the Negroid race. It is noL North Africa is made • of beings from the Caucasoids race. North Africaneowuries lhalarccompromised of eaucasom include Morocco, Aigeria, Libya, and most imporlantforlbeissueb=, Egypt. Egyptians are not Negroid, they are Caucasoid, examples include An intellieent outlook .:S: 10 home reccndy critici1.ed. associated with delcendanta of ~ormtZprof~Omar Amin, who Africa's Negroid pnplletion, • native o( Cairo, Egypt. We Frankly I don't en if Mo.ea ::a:e all seen Amin 's picture in this was or, was ~ black. IIUt Mr. same newspaper. and I'm sure ~ Walker s fflllOIUD8 ID - 1111 wouldallagreethalheisc.aucmid. he was, ~ la'ioully flawet not Negroid. Therefore Mr. I would a1ao like ID aa, lbat I do Walkt.r'sasserdon lhalsinceMoses support Mr. wa1m•,..,.._1111 was born in Egypt he was a black of heigh~ community a-. man is false. The "city of the ness,even1flbaYe10enclanbeina A{rkan man" is not necessarily refemd to as .. brotba-". black. People such as Omar Amin could also be termed AfricanAmericans, although it is apparent Divided we fall By Aubrey Walker m and Angelo Smith Columnists Divided we fall, one nation we stand in our struggle for economic, educational and cultural advancemenL ..I am Angelo Smith the newest edition to .. An Intelligent Outlook". Iamafirstyearstudentwith ambitions to major in sociology, then to further my education in law school. Just like my panner in writing, I feel there• s a strong need for cultural awareness. An awareness that will uplift the black mind from the stinch of a slave mentality. Our point in the creation or An intelligemoudook" is not to point our fingers or ro desicmte the white masses. I feel we will bring about a point of view that will make us recognize that beast in us all. It is blatantly obvious the crippling ef • feet racism can take on a society. But as your "outlook" writers will alwaysbeheretoexposethatbeast We want to bring about a know ledge of history that will make people understand what is meant by a "Slave Mentality." A knowledge that will help black people see history has ae• ated the today that will in tum affect tomorrow. I want the black man to realize the .need to w1ify with bis brother. It is a slave mentality for lbe blact man to be at odds. On the plantation the master never let the slaves live in bannooy ancHt is lbe same today. We me being brutalized. robbed and eaten. 1n a11 of this direct genocide we still are killing to dress, killing for crumbs from masters table. We need to learn to loveourselvesand leave the white women alone. During lavcry, a slave wm killed if he was caught looking au white woman. In the 601s brothen were arrested for speaking to a white woman. So if a brothcrdmingeirherof those times got the cha:e to Fl next ro a white woman be fell lie was in heaven. He was mating it widl dial which be was forbiddaL He frll like he was getting all therigllllia the world. "Thal is DO llallllilale for justice" then, and it isn"I IOdayl BrodlCls yousboaldlowe'fOII sistt.n because sbe is you.al )'OIi should only love lblt which is you. H you want better re1a1iom ~ the white man, leave bis __. alone. "Stop lusting,11111)ovilgl• - ber 26, 1991 .. LAissez Faire Somebody give Artie a job even considered for die replacementofJobnnyCarson. Wbatdoes Jay Leno have that he doesn '0 A pmonality, perlJaps? Or possibly a full bead of hair? Speakingofhair, Aniecould do a commerical for die Hair Club for Men. He'd geta piece that'sa to18lly differentcolorfrom hisll8lUraJ hair color and go swimming with his kid. His slogan would be, "I'm not justa member,I'm amemberofdle Rock-n·Roll Hall of Fame!" Even better ,Dr. Sam Beckett could Quantum Leap into his body in the late Sixties and make Artie rip his shin off and learn how to play the bongos. That way, Artie could have the bongos mastered to play back up in what's his name band one hot August night at Central Park in the summer of 1991. Although Artie wasn't asked to sing thatnightin frontof750,OOO people with that little guy from Queens, I'm sure he's working on something. It'sprobably a screenplay. Yeah, right-just like every other guy who shows up at his high school reunion without a job and tells everyone he's working 011 a "really cool" _play. On the other hand, mayhe he should just slick with Ihe dictionary. by TerriLyn Fortney ReceDtly I read in Rolling S_Ib8tArtGarfunkelisreading adil;tbllly b8ckwards and is upto lbolelllr"c·. I'm SllII)', folks, but Ibis IlIlIIIdsjust.1ittle bit weinS to me. A OWl who will forever be IisIed in the annals of pop rock bislcryas oae-half of a Sixties duo issiIliDg at home reading a dictioaary. Somebody give this man a job. Suddenly ,Iimagined what he was doing besides the dictionary lhing. Maybe he's memorizing the Sixlies version of Trivial Pursuit 10be caD answer all the questions lIbout bim correctly. JDSlincasesomebody brought lbopmeover to his house. (Can JOIIimaaine the party then>-what a h-'iD&erl) Or maybe he's ClIIIIIlin& eacb and every character in dIlIIe WbtR's Waldo pictures wbile nBtting the malls. vn..va: he's doing, I'm sure ICIa tbiak of something beller. FintofaD,lcan'tbelieve he wasn't Conservation Comer 8, Jackie Niles Columnist The Parbide Volunteer Pr0- gram Office and the City of !Cenosba's Keep Kenosha Beauti· ,fu1Pmgnnare sponsoring abeach IIId pub& park litter pick-Up on SlIIIdayOetober6,199I,from2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. The clean-up will meet at A1ftId Park's Lake Michigan·side lIUldng lot, directly south of Canbage College Campus, on Sheridan Road. The litter pick-up Will Slllrt st Alflrd's Park and pro- ~ IIOUlh. Trash bags will be pr0- Vided. Participants areencowaged to bring work gloves if Ihey have Ibem. As of Monday September,23, 1991, six Parkside clubs and orga. nizations have volunteered to par' iicipate in the clean-up. They are: thePre-HeaIth Club, DataProcessing and' Management Club, His· panic Organization at Parkside, Circle K, Parkside Student Gov· ernment Association, and The Ranger. Two local restaurants, McDonald's(3116-22ndAve)and Subway Sandwiches and and Sal· ads (3706-3Oth Avenue), are sponsoring a dinner to follow the cleanup. Ifinterested in participating in this event, contact the Volunteer Program Coordinator, Carol Engberg, at 595-2011. Don't like what you see? Do you have a comment on an issue? Is there something you feel must be said? If so write a Letter to the Editor! Drop it off in the Ranger News office in WLLC D139c .» by Gabe Kluka TIU RANGD NEWS, Page II "SKIB?" the student would query again. The voice would continue on, in • IlJIIe worthy of the high IIlIdition of a Ronco Kill:hen Magi. cian commercial, "Yes SKIB! SKIB is an amazing new drug designed to slice. dice and make Julienne fries out of your pIIlCIlIS- , tinationl SKIB, which is short for Swift Kick in the Bua. is made of Ihe amazing new wonder drug Methylmonohokeycrap-polysor. bate 60, and will sene as an amazing placebo foI" your lack of moo· vstionl Here, try somel" Atlbispoint,lhestudentwould estapill,andthesoundofsomeone kicking him in the pants with a size thirteen combS! boot would fol· low. He'd jump in his chair and exclaim, "Wow I" Thevoicewould continue on and explain that, "You too can lake advantage of this great offer", by sending $19.95 cash, check. or money order 10 someplace like Frostbite Falls, Minne· SOla. Well, there you have it,' the idea. and the groundwork for the marketing is laid out as plain as day. All that is left is for some entelprisingchemistlOcomealong and make Ibis nightmare a reality. Ithink things would be easier if I started my homework earlier. Besides that.I would shootmy television ifa COIIUIierciailike that actually came on. I have an idea that could , make some adventurous chemist milIions.llhought oflbis 011 M0nday morning st 4:30 a.m., when I was putting the fmallOuches on a paper that was due st 9:00 a.m. The ideaisreal1yquite simple, and it stems from either a deep seeded lack of motivation, or the sheerabsenceofanycommonsense on my part. (Which is to say that I am either lazy or stupid, or both.) This drug, which could be called Swift Kick in the Butt, or SKIB, for short, would be an antiprocrastination drug that students of all ages could lake, for example, when they are weighing the pros and cons of watching "Married ...with Children", or getting 10 work. They could also lake this drug right before they sit down to watch another dismal Packer outing. ~ before they go off to golf, or play pool in the Union, or decide 10 lake anap, ordoanything but what they should be doing. I'd Is something REALLV getting to you on a particular issue. policy or article? ~ 26. 1991 ~ L,aissez Faire Somebody give Artie a job by Terri Lyn Fortney Rec:endy I read in Rolling SIOM dlllArtOarfunkelisreading adicdonlry backwards and is up to lboleacr"c:•. I'm sony,folks, but dis ands jmt a little bit weinl to me. A man who will forever be lislal in die annals of pop rock bisloryuone-half of a Sixties duo is siUiDg at home reading a dictionary. Somebody give lhis man a job. Suddenly, I imagined what he was doing besides the dictionary thing. Maybe he's memorizing the Sixties version of Trivial Pursuit ., be can answer all the questions lboua bin c:orrectJy. Jastincmesomebody brought tbe game over to his house. (Can yoaimlginctbe party lhero-whal • ~!) Or maybe he's COllllina each and every cbaracser ii dlOle Wbae's Waldo pic:turcs wllile ftJlllling the malls. Wbalevcr be' s doing, rm sure I Clll dnnt of aomedrlng beuer. Fintofall.Ic:an'tbelievebewa.m'& even considered for the replacementofJobnnyCarson. Wbatdoea Jay Leno have dW be doesn't? A penooality,peihaps? Or pos.,ibly a full head of hair? Speaking of hair, Artie could do a commerical for &he Hair Club for Men. He'd get a piece dW's 8 totally diff erentcolorfrom his natural hair color and go swimming with his kid. His slogan would be, .. rm not justamernbcr,l'm amernberof the Roclc-n-Roll Hall of Fame!" Even bette.r, Dr. Sam Beckett could Quantum Leap into bis body in the late Sixties and make Artie rip his shirt off and learn how to play the bongos. That way, Artie could have the bongos mastered to play back up in what's his name band one hot August night at Central Parle in lhe summer of 1991. Although Artie wasn't asked to sing thatnightin frontof750,000 people with that liule guy from Queens. I'm sure he's working on something. It's probably a screenplay. Yeah, right-just like every olher guy who shows up at bis high school reunion without a job and tells everyone he's working on a ...-eatly cool" saeenplay. On the odler hand. maybe be should just Slick with the dictionary. Conservation Comer By Jackie Niles ColumnJst The Parbide Volunteer Prolfllll Office and the City of Kenosha's Keep Kenosha Beauti. fulPmgramare sponsoring a beach md public part litter pick-up on StmdayOclOber6, 1991,from2:00 , ... to 4:00 p.m. 1be clean-up will meet at A1fcxd Park's Lake Michigan-side Pll'king lot, directly south of Carthage College Campus, on Sheridan Road. The liuer pick-up will Slart at Alford's Park and pro~ south.Trash bags will be provided. Participants are encouraged to bring work gloves if they have lbem. As of Monday September, 23, 1991, six Parkside clubs and organizations have volunteered to par&: ipare in the clean-up. They are: thePre-HeallhClub,DataProcess· ing and Management Oub, Hispanic Organization at Parkside, Circle K, Parkside Smdent Government Association, and The Ranger. Two local restaurants, McDonald's(3116-22ndAve)and Subway Sandwiches and and Sal· ads (3706-30th Avenue), are spon• soring a dinner to follow the cleanup. If interested in participating in this event, contact the Volunteer Program Coordinator, Carol Engberg, at 595-2011. Editorial / Opinion Gabe's Gab S~B. for everyone by Gabe Kluka I have an idea dW could make some adventurous chemist millions. I thought of this on Monday morning at 4:30 am., when I was putting the final touches on a paper that was due at 9:00 am. The idea is really quite simple. and it stems from either a deep seeded lack of motivation, or &he sheerabsenceof any commonsense on my part. (Which is to say that I am either lazy or stupid, or both.) This drug, which could be called Swift Kick in the Butt, or SKJB, for short, would be an antiprocrastination drug that students of all ages couJd take, for example, when they are weighing the pros and cons of watching "Married. "th Childre " •• WI n • or get• ting to work. They could also rake this drug right before they sit down to watch another dismal Packer outing. « before they go off to golf, or play pool in the Union, or decide 110 rake a nap. or do anything but what they should be doing. I'd buy this drug, and would probably put the manufacturer's children dlrougb college with it's use. Many smdents, besides myself, would benefit from it's use. Gone would be the many wonderful side effects of being a pofessional proaastinator.Forcumple, the exciting sensation of a blearyeyed caffeine hangover on three hours of sleep, is somelhing everyone could do without. 1be gutwrenc: hing, mind-bending fun of cramming three weeks of studying into four hours might also be a thing of the pat. Everyone who used this drug would be well organized and ahead of the game by at least three steps, and would avoid the wonderful agony of wondering if the professor was going to include the section that they rationalized out of their cramming the night before. I can see the commercials now. A voice wouJd come on and say, "Are you tired of this?"The picture would show a hair pulling student, with huge black circles under the eyes, reading by candle light. and mumbling over and over again, "Why didn't I do this earlier, I could kick myselfl" The voice wouldc:omeonandsay, "Youdon't have to wony about it anymore!" "Why not?", the student would query. The voice would amwer,"Bec:ause of SKIB!" TD RANGD Nns. Page 11 "SKIB?" the student would CJJe1Y again. The voice would continue on. in a tone worthy of the high aadition of a Ronco Kitchen Magician commercial, "Yea SKIBr SKIB is an amazing new drug designed to slice. dice and make Julienne fries out o( your procrastination! SKIB, which is short for Swift Kick in the Bun. is made of the amazing new wonder drug Methylmonobokeyc:rap-polysorbale 60, and will serve as an amaz. ing placebo for your lack of motivation! Hae, try some!• At this point, the student would eata pill.and thesoundof someone kicking him in the pants with a si7.e thirteen combat boot would follow. He'd jump in his chair and exclaim, "Wow!" Thevoicewould continue on and explain that, "You too can take advantage of this great offer", by sending $19.95 cash, check, or money order to someplace like Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. Well, there you have it,· the idea. and the groundwork for the marketing is laid out as plain as day. All that is left is for some entclprisingchemisttocomealong and make this nightmare a reality. I think things would be easier if I started my homework earlier. Besides that. I would shoot my tdevi· sion if a commercial like that actually came on . Don't like what you see? Do you have a comment on an issue? Is there something you feel must be said? If so write a Letter to the Editor! Drop it off in the Ranger News office in WLLC D139c ,, Is something REALLY getting to you on a particular issue, policy or article? What's 'wrong wi.t'h a scare every now and again, anyway? acepiest eiIdings ever.' Of c:ourse, when it comes to )llftintluencellltodayscinema,no diRl:tmseeinstoniali:h up to Alfred Hircbcoct, the mastcrof suspcrise. In some' video suxes and video Ql/8Jogs, they put aside a section justfor him. A111heseclassicdirec- IOI'Sdabbledin thedarltsideoffilm genre horror. Quick nowl What was Steven Spielberg s first movie? If you answered "Jaws," you are absolutely correct, However before Steve and the big fISh created the world of blocl<buslerfllms,Spielberg filmed for Rod Serling sTV series, "Night Gallery" and did a TV movie with Dennis Weavercal1ei1"Duel." FIancis FordCoppola, thegodfather of the ''Godfather" movies, started out with asweetlittle blackand- white movie about an ax murder with the seemingly innocent title of "Dementia 13: I Richard Donner, 'who maae "Superman" 'fly and Mel Gibson into a "Lethal Weapon; did one of the most fa· mous horror movies to dale, "The ' Omen." Frequent Oscar winner Oliver Stone of "Platoon" and "Born on the Founb of July" di· rected "The Hand" early on, and I believe we ought to bring that up every now and then so he doesn't get too big of a head. Contioued on Page 13 B, n.oda, E. KJellct·PM C........ JJnasine my sboct. Tho 1990 Aeademy Award for Best Al:nss _lDKalbyBalaIm"&inedlaa? An actress from a honor movie-lite "Misery" aetuaI1y get. tiog some acclaim. For many a. years bmor movies have been the target of criticism from everything to belOllllexploilive to overly via- 1eDLWell. thaDk goodness they arel Because of the exploitive nature of bmor films, they provide excellent training grounds for our new la1ents-especiaIly In the field of film direction. It s very difficult to think of a major mrector that whose early WOIIt was nota horror film. Most of the great names of tlte past were primarily horror film directors. Howard Hawks' "The Thing" is still considered a classic. "Dracula" was directed by Tod . Browning, perhaps one of the fltSt directors to have one of his horror movies banned. The movie "Freaks" which used real circus freaks, was pulled from domestic theaters because of its disturbing images. Cecil B. DeMilleof"TenCommandments" andsimilarepics fame, started on a much smaller scale in his early career witlt "Sunset Boulevard" which has one of Hollywood's ~ ,.' .Anne get your gun revisited I-;.-",......-~----'-:- c' ment polic:ies were a lot different than oms and that many ~ 'tilugbt in the ranks of tm: ~- by gents. Postwarintt:iviewSWlth Viet Donald R. 'Nam vets reveal that it was not • uncommon to fmd enemy wom~n Andrewski troopskilledinactionortakenpns. oner. u The wwn documentary The World AtWar" interviewed former Soviet troops. It was stated ~t Little more than J\ year ago - female Soviet troops took part m the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait pre- thecapture of Hider' s Chancellory cipitatedabattlethathistorywill in 1945 and raised the Soviet flag forever refer to as "The Persian on the roof, signifying the end of Gulf War". ihewarinGermany. It also precipitated 1UI0t!Jer . For that matter, in its sixteen battle-the battle over whether or ' years of publication, Soldier of not women should be allowed to Fortune magazine has reported on serve in combaL over thirty wars ofliberation. The As an ROTC cadet and common denominator; women future officer in the U. S. Army, troops serve in combat alongside I have studied a lot of military their male coiinterparts. history :While LdOJlo~ for ...:..~ .t,1. S. women IrOOPSarc:trained the Army, as the Devil's Advo· in the. use of the M-16 nfle and cale and avid history buff, 1be· other weaPons. Why bother train· lieve that some facts are being ing them if tltey are never to use igoored. these weapons in combat? . InViet Nam our enemy was ~. -Women also serve as medics. the communist Viet Cong, also /i if YOlr"1hinI< this is some form of referred to as "Charlie". It is a battlefield Florence Nightingale, known fact thatCharlie'srecruit- guess again. Medics carry .45 pis· Help is available, so help someone if you can By Sue Nuenke there is an even higher power that 5. The idea01needinga higherWMlt mation: Special to the Ranger News ClIII guide and strenglhen you to is onlyanolher dependency, whichis Rational Recovery Systems lusedtothinkthatarealfriend stop using the drugsi:>r alcohol, myprobleminthefirslplace. Box800,Lorus,CA 95651 wouldn't hurt my feelings by lell- there is a relatively new rehab pro- 6. Surrenderthe ida 01perfectionand Here is a slightly paraphrased ing me that was being ajerk or that gram called Rational Recovery leamto accept myselfas Iam...eitceq>i from the RRA Small Book I had spinach in my teeth or thall Sysrems(RRS).ltwasS1a11edbya alallible,yet'Mlrlhwhilehumanbeing. . concerning 'Jack's' opinion about had B.O. or had breatlt. But now I psychiatristnamedAlbertE1lis,and 7. Value the principlesof rationality, Iiperson who is going to RRS for expectarealfriend to level with me his program is suited for tltose per- learning,objectivity,self- lorgive· assistance in recovering from ad. in all things whether they be of sons who absolulely cannot con· ness and on myown self-inleresl dictions: trivialorofmajorimportance. Itis ceive of a Higher Power philoso- 8. Recognize the need 01others to If Jade lhinks I may drin1c, in this area lhatl hop you 'friends' phy. Tho message of RRS is lhat recover,so lake these ideas to them. that's his opinion. My opinion is out tlterewiI1sbare witlt your friend you can SlOpyour habit and addic· 9. Recognizelhat1hereIsmuchmore' lhat I probably wOll't drinic in the lhat be or she needs to take a long tion as soon as you truly decide to to lifethan just remainingstraightand future because drinking is so de. look in the mirror for a selfexami. quit playing around with the idea sOber,andknoWthalieanliveamean. struetive to me. Drinking and tatnation concerning tlte usage of aI· of stopping and 'just do iL' The ingfullneof sobriety. ing drugs is a choice, as is not coholand/ordrugs. Amlimplying program has an eleven Rational 10. Accept lhat there are no perfect '. l\rinking and taking drugs, and its that the drug and alcohol abuser is Recovery Systems ideas list (as solutionsto life'sproblemsand to .starting to loot very stup.id to do blind? Far from it! But perhaps a opposed to M's 12 steps): take risks to achieve my own self· either one. I prefer to be ~traights habilUa1paaem has come to life, 1. Admitdependency and thatlhe defined goals. . and sober at all times bec8use it and it isn't an easy truth to face consequences are unacceptable. 11. Nowbeingcertain01myinherent feels better. I would prefer to be - when itbappens. Itwould be betler 2. Acceptlhall muststopcompletely worth,J can take the risksofIoving,lor liked by Jack, butl Willnot baSemy to bave this news come from a or it willbe easy 10IaJJ back intomy lovingIs far beuer than beingloved. • self,worlhonhisopinionsofme_ ~ friend than '?~tinue as- addiction. . PsychOlo&!calhelp is encour- good or bad. I will not depend on summgthateverythinglSflne. So, 3. AccepllhalOu1SldehelpmayaSSlst aged,andmostmsurancepackages anyone to give me self,wOrlh I d~n't remain silent, help your me for~very ~ I haven't been cover benefits for psychological will claim that for myself. I ~ friendl successftj InpreVIOUaSttempts. needs. H the eleven Sleps listed. like me whether or not Jack likes Besides AA, which is based 4. Even lhQughI have problems, I above are more 'rational' to you me. I cannot really 'be' an aleaon the premise that you have lost have1hecapacilytoachievea durable than olher help lhat is available, holic or drug addict because all I power over your own life, but that and meaningfulstraightand sober life. wrile to thisaddressformore infor. really am is justa person who has •• ' ••••• ,.,., t" "'to .. • .... '. -r#~ , ,, , tols with which lodefaad_ selves and their)llliienls *'oaId they come under enemy lie while treating the YIIIUIIdell Over ninety pel\1CIItahll military specialities lie ... combat jobs in logisticsSllll. port, ThusfewwomenWOlddbe assigned tocombatduty,J-t. notall men serve in comIlet_ Women should therefOle be given TIlE CHOICE ofabli duty if they so desire. . The bottom Hoe is ilia gender is determined by .. ductiveorgan~IserioudydoDM that women troops wiI1figbtwilh their reproductive organs any more than a male soIdierwl1likl a "Pee Wee Herrnan"implnOllation in plain view of the enemy thus, if you pardon lhe pun; "ex. posing himself to enemy fiIe". The VietCongtaughtusdlll gentle hands can pull a ~, throw a grenade or thrust atnlfe into the beJly of the eDCIIIY. TIle same hands can hold aDd cuddle a child. Our troops ItIUIIIiDa from the GulfWarcuddledlheir children. Need I say more? made consistently bad deCIliaIsro drink alcohol and use drIIgs. Though fallible, Iam not a defec· tive person who regardstollcobol and substances, that doeS 1101define me as a perslll any morellJsD ifThad diabetes would. Here in lies part of dlellllb' lem. Once you come to see dill a problem exists, you need to COlIcentrate on recovery end IiOl be influenced by the negatm Sl8Jeo ments and opinions of othe/S. Life is not over. You are not hdples!. You are still a humao bein& wid! great potential. You sIiJI hsve people who love and care (or ~ . \\ihether they arefamily,friends,lI people tltatyou've metllllhFto recovery. There are peopIe wbo are hurting because they IOYe ,ell and are living your drug or aIc:oIIOI addiction with you. These people are important to you and you - important to them. Learn ~ ~ important to yourself. 'Ibele IS hopeforyouandyourfulUJe, '1beIC is belp available, so help yoursdf . or someone else. if you can. Editorial / Opinion ~~lt,1 ,.-... Plve&e4 Jnl • What's wrong with a scare every now and again, anywa~? A:i~; your gun revisited BJ TiaodaJ E. r.retlct:nn:w Cohmulllt Imagine my sboct. Tbe 1990 Academy Award f<X Beal A&:area wentlOKalbyBate& Imaginetbal? An ICll'CSS from a honor movie-lite "Misery" actually getting some acdaim. F<X many • . years boo'Or movies have been the target of aiticism from everything to beloog exploitive to overly violenL Well. lhank goodness Ibey are! Be.cause of the exploitive nature of hmor films. they provide excellent training groimds for our new talents-especially In the field of film direction. It s very difficult to think of a major director that whose early work wa, not a horror film. Most of the great names of the past were primarily horror film directors. Howard Hawks• ''The Thing" i still considered a classic. "Dracula" wa, directed by Tod Browning, perhaps one of the fust directors to have one of his horror movies banned. · The movie "Freaks" which used real circus freaks. was pulled from domestic theaters because of its disturbing images. Cecil B. DeMilleof''Ten Commandments" and similar epics fame, started on a much smaller scale in his early career with "Sunset Boulevard" which has one of Hollywood's creepiest cildings ever. Of course, when it comes to pureinfluenceootoday scincma.DO dutdorset.mStomar.chuptoAlfred Hitchcock. lbc master of suspense. In some video saores and video catalogs. Ibey put aside a section justf<X him. All lhesecmsic directors dabbled in lhedarksideof film genre horror. Quick nowt What was Steven Spielberg s first movie? If you answered "Jaws," you are absolutely correct. However before Steve and the big fish created the world of blockbuster films. Spielberg filmed for Rod Serling s TV series, "Night Gallery" and did a TV movie with Dennis Weaver called "Duel." FrancisFord Coppola. lhe godf'alher of the "Godfather" movies, startedoutwithasweetlittleblackand- white movie about an ax murder with the seemingly innocent title of "Dementia 13.'1 Richard Donner. who made --Superman" fly and Mel Gibson into a "Lethal Weapon," did one of the most famous horror movies to date, ''The Omen." Frequent Oscar winner Oliver Stone of "Platoon" and "Born OD the Fourth of July" directed "The Hand" early OD, and I believe we ought to bring that up every now and then so he doesn't get too big of a head. Continued OD Page 13 • t ment policies wae a lot different than ours and that many w_omen fought in the ranks _of die:~by gents. PostwarintemeWSwtthVJCt Donald R. . Nam vets reveal that it was not • uncommon to find enemy wom~n Andrewski troop5killedinaction or taken pns- Little more than a year ago the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait precipitated a battle that history will forever refer to as '-rile Persian Gulf War.'. It also precipitated another battle-the battle over whether or not women should be allowed to serve in combaL As an ROTC cadet and future officer in the U. S. Army, I have swdied a lot of military history. While I do not speak for the Army, as the Devil's Advocate and avid history buff, I believe that some facts are being ignored. In VietNam our enemy was the communist Viet Cong, also referred to as "Charlie". It is a known fact that Charlie• srecruitoner. .. The WWII documentary The World At War" interviewed former Soviet uoops. It was stated lh:1t female Soviet ttoops took part m the-capture of Hitler's Chancellory in 1945 and raised the Soviet flag on the roof. signifying the end of the war in Germany. For that matter, in its sixteen years of publication, Soldier of Fortune magazine has reported on over thirty wars of liberation. The common denominator; women ttoops serve in combat alongside their male counterparts. U.S. womentroopsaretrained in the use of the M-16 rifle and other ~eapons. Why bother training them if they are never to use these weapons in combat? Women also serve as medics. If you think this is some form of balllefield Florence Nightingale, guess again. Medics carry .45 pis- Help is available, so help someone if you can 87SueNuenke Speda1 to the Ranger News I used to think thata real friend wouldn't hurt my feelings by telling me that was being a jerk or that I had spinach in my teeth or that I had B.O. <X bad breath. But now I expcctarealfriendtolevelwithme in all things whether they be of ttivial or of major importance. It is in this area that I hop you 'friends' out lhere will share with your friend that he <X she needs to take a long look in the mirror for a self examination concerning the usage of alcohol and/or drugs. Am I implying that the drug and alcohol abuser is blind? Far from it! But perhaps a habitual panem has come to life. and it isn't an easy truth to face - whenithappens. ItwouldbebeUer to have tins news come from a trusted friend than to cootinue assuming that everything is fine. So, don't remain silent. help your friend! Besides AA. which is based on the premise that you have lost power over your own life, but that there is an even higher power that 5. The idea of needing a higher power can guide and strengthen you to is only another dependency, which is stop using the drugs or alcohol, my problem in the first place. there is a relatively new rehab pro- 6. Surrender the ida of perfection and gram called Rational Recovery learn to accept myself as I am .•. Systems (RRS). It was staned by a a fallible, yet worltMhile human being. psychiattistnamedAlbertEllis.and 7. Value the princiP!es of rationality, his program is suited for those per- learning, objectivity, self- forgivesons who absolutely cannot con- ness and on my own self-interest ceive of a Higher Power philoso- 8. Recognize the need of others to phy. The m~ge of RRS is that recover, so take these ideas to them. you can stop your habit and addic- 9. Recognize that there is much more · tion M soon as you truly decide to to life than just remaining straight and quit playing around with the idea sober,andknowthatlcanliveameanof stopping and 'just do iL • The ingftA ltte of sobriety. program has an eleven Rational 10. Accept that there are no perfect Recovery Systems ideas list (a, solutions to life's problems and to opposed to AA's 12 steps): take risks to achieve my own self• 1. Admit dependency and that the defined goals. consequences are unacceptable. 11. Now being certain of my inherent 2. Accept that I must stop completely worth, I can take the risks or loving, for or it will be easy k> fall back ink> my loving is far better than being loved. addiction. Psychological help is encour- 3. Accept that outside help may assist aged, and most insurance packages me for recovery since I haven't been cover benefits for psychological successflJ in previous attempts. needs. If the eleven steps listed 4. Even though I have problems, I above are more 'rational' to you havethecapacitytoachleveadurable than other help that is available, and meaningful straight and sober life. write to thisaddressformore infor- • • • f • • • • •• ♦ .., .. • • ♦ mation: Rational Recovery Systems Box 800, Lotus, CA 95651 H~re is a slightly paraphmsed excerpt from the RRA Small Book concerning' Jack's' opinion about a person who is going to RRS for ~istance in recovering from addictions: If Jack thinks I may drink, that's his opinion. My opinion is that I probably won't drink in the future because drinking is so destructive to me. Drinking and taking drugs is a choice, as is not drinking and taking drugs, and its starting to look very stupid to do either one. I pref er to be slraights and sober at all times because it feels better. I would prefer to be liked by Jack, but I will not base my self-wonh on his opinions of megood or bad. I will not depend on anyone to give me self-wonh. I will claim that for myself. I can like me whether or not Jack likes me. I cannot really 'be' an alcoholic or drug addict because all I really am is just a person who has toh with which to defmd-. selves and their )Jllienls lbld they come under enemy fie while treating the wounded. Over ninety percent fl Ill military specialities nre DCJll. combaljobs in logisticsllld1111pporL Thus few women woaldbe assigned to combat duty, just• not all men serve in combatunils, Women should therefore be given THE CHOICE of cdnt. duty if they so desire. The bottom line is Iha gender is determined by rtpOductiveorgans. Iseriouslydoull that women troopS will fight with their reproductive organs any more than a male soldier will«> a "Pee Wee Hennan" impenoa. ation in plain view of the enemy thu , if you pardon the pwi. .. ex. posing him 1f to enemy fire". The Viet Cong taught us that g tl ban can pull a μigger, throw a grenade rthrusuknife into the lly of th enemy. Tbe same hands can hold aac1 cuddle a child. Our uoops mining from the Gulf War cuddledlbeir children. Need I y mort? made consi Uy bad dedsiom ID drink alcohol and use drags. Though fallib I am nm a def cc• live whoregards'tollcohOI and SU es. that doeS IIOt def me me as pe any mo1t\ball if I had . betes ould. H in lies of die poblem. Once you come to see dial a problem exists. you need IO concentrate on recovery and not be influenced by the negatne ~ments and opinions of omen. Life is not over. You are not bdpleS,1, You are still a human being with great potential. You sai1l ha~ people who love and care for you. whether Ibey are family, friends.It people that you've met on the road to recovery. There are people wbO are hurting because they 1~ JOU and are living your drug or ak:(Jld addiction wilh you. These people are impMant to you and you - important to them. Learn ., ~ important to yourself. 'lberC IS hopeforyouandyourfuture. 1bcfC is help available, so help yourself or someone else, if you can. . .i\ •••••• -••••••.• ,{"•'• -6 .-'""' •••• ~"t~ ;r.. I!'==::::-::--------~...;:'...~.;.-.,,;;':;~.''-'-:'":;''":'''::':;:;'.''::.';.:.:..:....:.:.:.:~~~.:.:.:;,;,;,,:.:..:.~,;..:.;-. ~.,.~ .1> •••• 1> , •••••••• , ~ . · - T • J '1r26.19U FEATURE ~ toPASA by.·. ~h:t~~l;;"fth~~k . ·'dM... but,1IWd II for fulme _. . ,JIdde~ IelCIIdICC.lran~lI_when. ROBERT\'IlRBORGis.6dI- A1.JIIYdIoIoIy"'p!PniDlto ........ R_I'!I' 1was geuingready forscboollhis amostudenll wIIo wmbolfCllll- COOlinuehisedllCllimafWsnduw, -- ~ and it faIJ. I was • bil shy about IIOiDI pus 30-40 boun. wwL AnIlClM Ilion, Robert CIII - the 1IJPIica- Ilk. If -- II IeaIl 100 there lhough.. ~ber of the Cllllpus _ limbelweea experience and edu- ...... ill lIlY .... w:h I was I SIt in the coffee shop WIlcJi. 1Iity, VedKq is praideIIl of Pi c:IIion • ..... 011 for my finl day of ing the bust1c of people come IIId Upsilon Bellllld. member of lbe "I CIII like wbal I Ieam in ..... gollPASA(IocaleddirecdylCftlSS Studenl Organizatioos Council IChooIIIId apply lito my Hospice ",_'uberetopickOUl from the coffee shop)1IIdcouJdn'l (SOC) 1114 the Pubide Union uperieuceandviceVCllll,"Robert .,cIalbeI.l**mylllllCh,orgive belpbulwonder, whalifldidn'Uil ~BOIId. RobertcouldSlY IlIIed. . • 11IIl...... looItlSsbehad inlhae. Finally 011Ihe Ihird day of belSlOObusY!Ovohmteer,bulhas Aftd' wortin, willi 1l1elsl •_m..,y ,an f&O, when I had lIChooll wandered inlOthe PASA. choseDIOCOlIliDUeIS.bl'eavemeDl twenty cliClllSover the Iasl nine 'Iftl'J finl trek 10lIChooL office. I was promptly greelCd by counsel~ for XenosIIa Hospice monlbs, be has. vRty of~- IllB"oy, wbIll would have give Sue, Ihe SCCrelllry of PASA 1114by af~ hIS ~X~lp ended Ia;U ences from which 10 draw. 1Icr walk me 10 my finl Connie, a member. Theymademe ~g. His clienls arelocaled In LanyUglow,lbeBreavemenl c1I& I.-dill wou1dn'l have feel comfonable the second I Ihe CIty and county of Kenosha and Program DiIeclor, reponed "Bob .. ""ide. "cool" however, walked in. western Racine. Au breavemenl is enthusiastic and dediclIlCd 10 lbe liat1lilwas coI1etleIIId IlOt kin- They asked me about myself ~Ior, Robert is .... 10be lbe breavementprogram. Hehasgill\l1l ..... and my schedule lIld in 111m IOld "Ii~ner" people often need after more of his lime and commilDJenl IlIrivedlllbecampusaohour me aboulthemselves and PASA. losmg someone Ihoy love. TeJe. lbao Iever expected. lam->, .,IOp1Dmycullposureandto That '¥lIS Ihree weeks ago. I've ~conllCtS~abigpartO!~ hailP>:willl"Bob'swarkandsoare 1IYIOflauIe0Ul exacl1y where I beenhangingoUldiaeevers~ semceaJongwilbrequestedVlSlIS. lbeclienlS. ... ...,..s10be JIOing. Ihad all I'd like 10share willi you some ...... 1lIIdenl jiltas, such lIS, of the helpful lbings PASA haS "WIllI be IbIe 10 fDld my class- a1rcady provided for me. They _? Will my professors be hu- have lockelS for mil 011a semeslU _?Willl ever 1O'lb1e to afford basis. (oUlSidelbeir.office) They' .... PIIbide?" (The latter I .haveamicl'owa"""8l1Iallrefrigera-.-, ----'-II ...... Je8nIed is next 10 im- lOr, coffee pol (10fJghI inflation), it ...... willi prices 10 rival aJ- compulU (willi loIS of friendly 1IIOIl-.y &sl food joinL Alas, I help), a place where you can re- -tlillklslJaUsavelhisforananicle ceive messages from a spouse or ·111 ils own), daycare Cle., bUI besiofall,PASA PlACED STUDENT SYN. billpeople. _"",,ni'i ..· I. ASlUdel!t They are sin~ married, _ die • of 19 and llIlCb' lbe . wiOOwed; divorc.Cd. maie 8lId fo-' .af80. 2. Someoaewllohasa ma1e, fairly yoUng 10 raIher majab .. or cbildraJ IS well and lift, and a IiUle of everylbing in .... 1IDddJL 3. Someone wbo between. We have had some ex- ......... coI1etledirecdyafW ceUent dilICussions 1l1wlch and . ·r'" ;e 4. Abo reCcned 10IS cIuriog Inaks aboul everylbin, ·1"NON11tADmONAL "SbJdrsM from daycare 10 1aodIont and IieII- 'I1Io ..... of_lndilionll _rights. ...... PIIbiIk: bill .-eel in So if you're. _lnIdilionll . ... _ dlade. on. creIling • studeat ItPubide, why IlOt drop lIII aeed for iiIJlPlNl services. in and say HI'l You'U be glad you . ·'ASA (wIIIcb ... for PIIbide did. If you're IiiU lbinking you Adak Sladenl Alliance) is ODe of mighl fee1.liale, 0Ul Qf place,just ... -" cw.M';tI'ions I had ask for JACKIE. I'm one ollhe ·lIeehed • leaer from lbem IIsl "lie_I Idds 011 the. bloclt" in • ·,.wIII1elwasll1ling.fewnight lIlIIU1trof~ I wasjustJikC ~ 11Iada'l givca it much youafewsholtweebago. .'." .Good scare ·Ca n u.rr- .... 12 Doesa'l iIllpress you? BlocIt- ..... "TermiJwor 2" director __ Camerca's f1lSl film WIll ta11ed "PiIaDha D: The Spawning" IIId went 011 10 make the block- "'- bomlr ftict "Aliens." John McTiemao, wborecreaJed Ihe acdoIa lIIOVie in "Die Hard." made a lenibIe bomlr auanpt in "Nomads."" Die Hanl2" was dlreclCd by IllOIher homlr-alumni, Renny Harlin, who came 10 the projecl hsb from directing ''Nightmare 011 Elm Streel 4." Michael Mano,creatof of the TV series "Miami Vice," directed "The. Keep." , Honor movies have also attracted John Landis, Stanley 'Kubrick.JrviftKetslmer,John carpen., John Badham, Wes Craven, David Cronenba'g, Brian D,e PaJma. and my penona1 favonte samRaimi. Inmy nexl column, Iwill follow up on honor movie'direclOl'S by looking closer at why the genre l\lIlllClSyoung,freshdirect0r5.Until lhen, SIllyplugged in! Robert VerIJori The Hospice IIlIininS begins . for olber intereslCdvohmteers 011 0cI0ber lSI. ConI1lClCaroIEngberg in lbe Career CenIU for more information at S9S-2011• .~ • , , c~FfJ1ie1f'~~IT-r ~ 8J.lYlBlJiJiJU=- . • . .•. , t ... •. .. ~AII"...,..&I ~ • .1 1 !...LL.LLL..:.. (r { Ii, {r l =~~U~F~•-:ib~--~ .. ;1~99~•==::::::::::::::t·~-·: .. ~·~--::· ·:sE~~::~;.A~·T1~.:11·~·~::· ·t··~· :_·:.:.·~· -~· -·:.:_:.:·~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;~~~~~~~~~ .... : I"\ I . Ta~ Niwa, .. 13 · fASA Pjpel~ OW-Parkside Volunteer ProP..3!11 'S Too good to PASA by . Volunteer of the week ...., ..... bal saved ii far fuaaro ,..... ac..... rdcrcace.lnnacroakllaiawben lpeclll tDllle Rnrr I was geuing ready farlCbool dus My pllml were sweaty and it fall. I was a bit shy about going fllM • if lbere were • least 100 Ibero 1hough. ._.me, in ID)' -.uch. I was I sat in Ibo coffee shop walehlllldiDI off IJr my fin& day of in& tbe bu.flle of peaple come and 1C11DD1- goatPASA~direcdyaaoss Mma -•t dlCl'e to pick out from die coffee sbop)and couJdn•t a,c:lodlN.plek my lunch.or give help but wonder. what if I didn't fit • dlllaeaaurinJ look as she had in lherc. Fmallyon lhc dlinldayof • -, yars ,ao. when I bad 1thool I wandered into lhc PASA .. my Vf/11 fint tfft ID school office. I wu prompdy greeted by Boy, wbll I would have give Sue. the secrc&ary of PASA and by eo llave lier wait me ID my first Connie.amembcr. Theymadcmo di& I pea lhal wouldn"t have feel comfortable the second I • cmmm,d --cool" however. walked in. liadlilWII c:olleaeand no&km- They mked me about myself claipneD. and my schedule and in tum told larrivedaubecampusanhour me about themselves and PASA. ealy,eopiamycomposureand&o That was lbrec weeks ago. I"ve 111 ID figure out eualy where I been hanging out dlae ever suice: -~ ID be goiJl8. I had all I'd like &osharewith you some die ..a llUClent jiUa1. such as. of the helpful things PASA bas "W'II I bo Ible to find my c:Jm. already provided for me. They IICIII? Will my pofesson be hu- havelockersforranonasemes1er aa? wm I ever ao abJc io afford 1mis. (outside their office) They la:II • Parkside?" (Ibc laller I havc~mictowave.1111allmrigc:ra• . ..,esiace leal1led is next to im• cor.coffeepol(IOfaghtinOation),a pallillle wida prices to rival al- computer (wilh lots of friendly IIOll-, fasl food joint. Alas, I help), a place where you can redillt I shall save Ibis for an article ceive messages from a spouse or Ill ils own). daycare CIC., but besl of all, PASA ft.ACED fflJDENT SYN• Im people.. Wddniioa· I. Astudent They are single. ll_lllried. owr die. of 19 and unda' die wi&,wed. divora:d. male and fc- .dlO. 2. Someoaewbohasa male. fairly young to ralber majab al Cl' cbildrca II well and tin, and a linJe ol ~ in lleilsallDdmL 3. Someone who between. We have bad some exlll• llle8dcollegedirecdyda' ceUcnt di,cu1Sions at lunch and ..... kw 4. Abo reftmd ID II during breaks about everything ·l'KlmW>mONAL .. IIUdcnl from daycare ID landlold and lm- '1111 .... olaon lPlditimaJ •rigla. ..... Pllbide bas l0nd in So if you're a DOD ll'adilional ...... decade. 'lbGI ~ • lbldent at Pmtside. why not drop 1111 aoect far 1appon services. inandsayHI? You·nbegladyou · PASA (wldch mads for Parbide did. If you•rc lli1l dunking you AM Slldenl Allilnce) is one of might fed a liulc out of place.just 111ic11e a:11 °'pnitations. I bad ask for JACKIE. rm one of lbe IIC:eiwd a leaer from diem last "newest kids on the block" in a · Jllrwllilel wulltingafewnigbt manoerofspeaking twasjus&like ..._ I bldn't givm it much you a few short weeb qo. Good scare . Owe: ... ,,._ ... u Doan't impras you? BJoct• lllller '"Terminator 2" director Jamea Cameial's fmt film was talled "Piranha D: The Spawning" IDd went on ID make 1hc block· --horror flick .. Aliens." John McTiernan. wbo recreated the ac• don movie in .. Die Hard." made a lerrible horror aaanp& in .. Nomads." "Die Hard 2" was directed by IIIOlber horror-alumni. Renny Hartin. who came to the project hsb from directing "Nightmare OD Elm Street 4." Michael Mann.creator of &he TV series .. Miami Vice,• direclCd "The Keep." ' Homw movies have also at• tracted John Landis. Stanley Kubrick.Irvil'lKershner.John Car· penta. John Badbam, Wes Cra· ven David Cronenberg, Brian De . . PaJma. and my personal favomc SamRairni. In my next column. I will follow up on horror movie directorS by looking closer at why the genre auracts young.fresh direcrors. Until lhen, stay plugged in! ROBERTVERBCllGisafuD.. limo studenll wbo worts off CIID• pus30-40ho1Daweet. Anactivo member of lbe canpus community, Veitug is preaidelll of Pi Upsilon Bela and a member of lbe Student Organizations Council (SOC) an4 lbe Parbidc Union Advisory Board. Robertcould say he is too busy'° vohmteer, but has chosentocontinuea,abreavement counselor for Kenosha Hospice after his cxtemship ended last spring. His clienas arc loc:a&ed in the city andcountyofKenosbaand western Racine. As a breavement counselor, Roben is tbae 10 be the "'listener" people often need after losing someone &hey love. Telephone conlaCIS are a big pan of the servicealongwithrecpleSICdvisits. • • t)f Aaapa)'Cbolosym..-planni11110 y cmlinuehbedacalianaftergradu- '\ alien. RolJen c:aD ICC the applica- '. lion between experience and eduCllion. '1 CID llke wbal I learn in ICbool and apply i1 to my Hospice · expeiienceandviceversa. "Roba1 . srated. ,%1 • ~ # After waking with II least , "· ·,f' _ twenty clients over the last nine ·• .. , months, he bas I variety of experi- •· cnces from which 10 draw. Robert Verbcq I.any Uglow. the Breavement Program Direct«. reported "Bob~......is enthusiastic and dedic:atcd IO the breavementprogram. Hehasgiven The Hospice ll'aining begins for Olher interesled vohmteen on October lSLContactCarolEngbelg in the Career Center for more in• formation II 595-2011. more of bis lime and commitment than I ever expected. I am very happy with Bob's wort and so arc the clients." . . C~~fK!(ffL~ITl. ~Sl)~_ll_JjiIJiJiJIJ ___ ~ . . . •; • l!Md To Hrad • .' . Siouxsie & the Banshees update their Image on latest release lion, filled widI oplimism and Jes. more upbeat and more commer- level and even rue (in tune willi SllIISinself-impruvemelILltseems ~tbananyof!beirprmOUS !beir apparent new pop image, I tIIat, after nearly a decade and a reltases,butlbetellleflasbesoftbe suppose) - "Oat To Get Up·1Dd baIf of doom-saying, Siouxsie ~ old SiOuxsie lk. !be Banshees 10be "Softly"canelllOllreadilyl9mind. !be Banshees are attemptiJ)g 10 found ("Drifter," "Silver Water- The_meaningfulaOllgsClll1lle change their image - they're be- flIlIsj. Several of the IIlICks (JII album, such as "LiU1e Sister" IDd coming (God please, say it isn'l Superstition are definite radio- "Drifter"amplymateupforthem, sol)mainstteam! Toputitmildly, songs, particularly "Got To Get however. MusicaUy,l1leylllejaa Iwas unpleased... Up," "Shadowtime," and "Kiss as talented as always, and jllSlas Idid, however, Iisten.1O it a Them For Me," but they are still unique. Siouxsie's voice isagJeal few more times and decided that it enjoyable listening. Lyricallymany deal subdued comPllled IOher~ lsn'lreallythatbad.ltisdefinitely of the songs seem overly surface- viousreconlings,anddoesn'lleeIII 10 be quite as full and as ricb asit was on Peepshow (their previous, and, in my opinion, most successful release) - but is still well above average and far from mediocre. All in all, wbileSupelStilionisdefi. nitely not my favorite Soiuxsie &; theBansbeesproduclion,andwbile I do continue 10 deeply regIel1IIe "new image" the group seems lObe trying 10allain, the album is a mIsonabJe success. Grade: B. And now, here's Sam•• My first encounter wilb Siouxsie &the Banshees wasabout a year ago. The song was a tnIct off of Peepshow, and at first Iwas shoc1cedbylheeerinessoflhemusic and the haunting wail of Siouxsie. One thing thai Sluck in my mind, though, was the undeniable 0riginality that this band bad developed. Herewasagroupthatwasn'l trying 10create a false soundjustlO please the "T0p4O" aowd,and for ~ that I admired them. So, wIleD ay th.r. s•• m. to be an "inv •• tm.nt CREF. And b.cau •• we're nonprofit, our Andy asked me if IW8DIed 10Illexpen" or a "financial adviser" just expense charges are among the lowest in view SO·s latest disc.. 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Insll:ad, what I beard was moreofapopldancesty!ecompila- EVERYONE WILL GIVE YOU THEIR TWQ.CENTS WORTH, BUT WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TO RETIRE ON? ., Jj Jt J .'.f, 1J j hI; Ensuring the future for those who shape it:" ' Hradt0 Bcad Siouxsie & the Banshees update their image on latest release By S1111 M•duater udAINIJPaldl 0---lm minded. HmngfirmlyeallbNshed dlcmaelves u the queen amd her comt of lbe godlic-pop genre (for tboee of you unacquainted with Siouuic & lbc Ban1btt.,, •hey are. simply S181ed. Edgar Allen Poe put to music), I was fully JRJ)m'ed for and micicipating llll0Cbtt gloomily morbid,eailybauotingcolJection; what I goc. however, was far from tJus. lnslead, wbal I heard was more of a pop/(lancestylccompiladon, filled widl opdmism NICI Jes. aonsinself-improvemenL Itseems that, after nearly a decade and a half of doom-saying, Siouxsie &: the Banshees are auempting to change their image - they're becaming (God please, say it isn"t ao!) mainslream! To put it mildly. I was unpleased. •• more upbeat and more CCllJUDef• cializ,ed 111111 Illy cl lbcir previous releases, but lbelearcflabesof tbe old Siouxsie &: die Banshees to be found ("Drifter," .. Silver Watcrfallsj. Several of the tracks on Superstition are definite radiosongs. particularly "Got To Get Up," .. Sbadowtime," and "Kiss Them For Mc," but they are still enjoyable listening. Lyrically many of the songs seem overly swfacc- >J pomiled two weeb IIC>, we will (finally) bo reviewing Sioauio A die 8aasbees' laleSI rdtUD on Geffen Records, SuperSlition. 'Ibis WIS my(Andy) pict. aobeleweao ... To begin with, I have to admit that on my first listen to Superstition, I was somewhat closed- I did. however, listen to it a few more times and decided that it isn't really that bad. It is definitely J j J I J -f "'= 1 j j i ... 0 I' I{ I :-_· C I I' I. I . S ,, f S < > l .. '\ I ) R F T I R L .\ l E ~ T I ~ \. 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Siouxsic's voiceisagreaa deal subdued compared to betpe. viousrecordings.anddoesn 1 t1ee111 to be quite as full and as rich• it was on Peepshow (their previous. and. in my opinion, most succeaful release) - but is still wdJ above average and far from mediocre. All in all. while Superstition isddinitely not my favorite Soiuxsie & lheBansheesproduction.and while I do continue to deeply regret the "new image" the group seems to be trying to attain, the album is areasonable success. Grade: B. Andnow,bere'sSam. .. My first encounter with Siouxsie & the Banshees wuaboot a year ago. The song was a Inlet off of Peepshow. and at first I wa, shocked bythe~of lhemmic and the haunting wail of Siouxsie. One thing that stuck in my mind. though, was the undeoiab1e originality that this band bad developed. Herewasagrouptbalwasn't llying rocrcate a false soundjustro please the "Top40" aowd,and fm lhat I admired them. So, when Andy asked me if I wanred 10 review S&B's latest di.1c, Supendtion. I WIS mildly excired 111d lhougbt maybe he bad fiDIUy piebd • group wilb - - lllnCe. I WIS wroaal It's bad ID believe dlllabad wi1b Ibo musical ability ad illlellectual QISity of Sioauie A die Bansbeesam succumb., lbccwrgrowingmnkclldkJuls. Aldlaup I agree wida Andy 1bal Ille musical depdl on Supersdtioa is quile im,, )ft&live, I find Ibo lyrics 111d p eal motivation of Ibo bind 10 lie uninspired. Songs like .. Silly Thing" and .. Little Sista" scan shallow to a point cl plasticity. The original IOUlld is gone on all but a few tracks and the Bansbeel just don 'tsaackupmmically againsl modem alternative rock bands (ae .. The Cure, Jane's Addiction). Siouxsie Sioux 1s vocals do not carry the power or emotion thalshe ha displayed in the past, .. hcl lyrics just don't bold true to die poetic repuwim she has built for hczself. This album may sell and it ju.,t might be "Top 40" material. but I still can't classify it as a success. Grade: C+. Na, wtfl; G,uu tl1ld RoM- ' Vu Your Illusion I & II. -a~f-~-------------~--------------------_':_-~:.'...._... University of Wisconsin~Parkside ~onB PORTS 11WRSDAY SEPIEMBER 26. 1991 Tourney Tallies vitational day: . 5-0 4-1 3-1 3-1 4-1 81 DAVID DEBISH SporlI Writer SectionB Tbo UW·PIrbide IOCCeI' Ie8III 1r8~ 2,000 miIef iB niDo days, wimiD& 4 of 5 ...- 10 up ill JeCOrd 107"1. ID last week's game. UW·PIrbide met UW· Greenbey IIGreen Bay, in which Jolm 1.uDI, 08CIr Toano; IIId Joel Meadow c:ommaiIded !be Ransers 10a 2-0 win. LuDa 1\l22:32 inlO!be firsl half scored a beadshot p off a me kick from Ron KDeslricL At 68: 15 Osc:ar TOSl:lIIIOreceived !be bell inside !be 1m from Tom Czop and with the Green Bay goeJktieper charging 10~ Toano biked !be bell iDIO!be Del widt bis back 10!be pI UW·Parbide IOCCeI' COICh RIc:t KiJps said of P.....Jc.ie.l Meadow following !be Gnlen Bay game." Aft« a nervous Slart tbis SC8SOII, Meadow passed !be 'big' test willi flying colors. By saying a breakaway in !be firsthalf, punlingweD, tOIIIJIIlIIIdiD ••••••••••••• III!,~'.,!.~........ see Soccer B2 .. scoresand statistics mthe /MNOEi{§ ",~ $eCtiO~~:f~1\:itj?1~li:!iil(1~~;1 _OF IRON ioelr>UUonfmiShedlr; "......,...._._,.....'tt'=.c:-,~ as jWlior wrestler JaSOn Fimicane , honors in the team's annual iron Man' , >, a'lIIClISUI'C of lhl('wrestleis fimess/( PICllledOYCl'88pm:entoipQssiblej,Qints"j _da=:~u~~~f~i MDed bead Wrestling coac~allJW-tW ':'- Here's how the Volleyball 'Ii 1st 2nd 3rd , (tie,) , Consolation .Netters place third at 14th Ranger invite 81 TED McINTYRE III8ICh1\l2:00 Friday apinst cs- Sports Editor ClIO Stale. Tbo Ranprs bad an easy time with Ode:eao SL crusing lOa 15-2, 15·10 win. Going iBlO the mall:h. !be Rangers had a five game losing streak and seemingly needed an easy match 10overcome !be streak. A much weaker Chicago SL never chaUenged fill' a viClOl'yas Vield Pundsack lead the Rangers offen· sively with seven kiDs in tbe two games. "Wewouldhavell\lherplayed a stronger team but !be weaker Chicago SLgave us a chance 10use !be bench," said Ranger coach Lynn 'Ibeebs. Freshman setterNicole Patter also played very weD in her first test of the 1991 season shehad nine assists for her Rangers. Later Friday afternoon, the Rangerssquaredoffagainstacompetitive ~ Slrill:h team and won in a 15-11,15-9 stnJBgIe. The Rangers _1D01t control of the mall:h but Ibey did l118111&e 10play greIIl in spolS IIId wiD. """ "We played average," said 'Jbeebs. "we had IIIOIIIOIIlS of brilliance mixed witb momenlS of de- 1p8ir." UW.J'lDside had defCllSive poblemstbrougbout!betwogsmes _SlriIcbbutlbeyWOlbdlhem out enough 10 finisb first in !be Green poolllld earn a bye in the firsllOUlld of Saturday's llUDamenL Tbo oIber Ihree teams which placed firslllld eamed byes were National Louis from !be Red pool, Schoolcrsftfrom !beBluepooiand Hulltingt1la College from !be Yd· low pool. TboRangenlltlllledouts.ur· day IIId faced off in !be IflCOIld ' roundapinst WinonaSL gainiJlca 15-12, 17·15 viclOly. UW·Park· side used a balanced alIacIt fOl'!be wiD as five players combined fill' 2Oof!beRangersldlls. Onceapln, J'Imd-k stood out as she had 15 dias 10 keep' !be Rangers in !be conrestdefensiveiy. "1be Winona., mall:h was our best of !be week· end," said Theehs. National Louis University was !beRangerslastmatchof!beweek· end as they came out 011 !be losing see VoIle,b111 B2 The UW·Parkside Ranger VoDeyhaU team's young season can be defined best as, simply, undefineable. ConsidertheirreeOl'd going into the 14th Annual Ranger Invitational last week. the Rangers were 2-5 with a five game losing streak. Theyshowedsignsofgreat team play only 10foDow it up with extremely poOl' play. The Ranger Invite was no dif· ferentasUW-Parksideplayedgrelll , in their wins and looked not so greatinlosing. UW-Parksidewent 3-1 for the two day lOurnament placing in a tie for third overall. The lOurnarneDLwas.set.up 80 that the 12 teams were split up into four pools of three teams each. Each team would then compete 1 within itspoolandbasedupon their two mall:hes 011 Friday. they wen: l seededin!betournamentonSatur· ~ day. ~ UW-PaJtside was seeded in t !be "Green" pool with Chicago ~ Stateand Cardinal Slrill:h College. i ID!be Red pool was Quincy Col· i lege, National Louis College and I;;;;;;:;:;;;;:&=~==~ ~~=.=,=j§' ]- Hull· Ranger kickers win 4 . The Rangers played !beir first of 5 on road trip ~~~-------------~J-· University of Wisconsin:...Parkside -5ecdonB . . :-,;, .. · . •.•' • · /·_: :,: RUNNJNG The UW-Pa.rksidt =·-< '1005.1 Country team placed third as it · ·. die Midwest Collegiate Championships. -•• le8m. finished 12th in a 281eam field. . POR THURSDAY SEPl'EMBER 26, 1991 By TED McINTYRE Sports F.ditor The UW-Partside Ranger Volleyball team's young SQISOll can be defined best as. sim ply, undefineable. Coosidettheir recool going into the 14th Annual Ranger Invitational wt week, the Rangers were 2-5 with a five game losing streak. They showed signs of great team play only IO follow it up with extremely poor play. The Ranger Invite was no diffemitasUW- Partsideplayedgreat · in their wins and looked not so great in losing. UW-Parkside went 3-1 for the two day tournament placing in a tie for third overall. The toumarru:nt w.auetup so lhat the 12 teams were split up intO four pools of three teams each. Each team would then com pete 1 within its pool and~ upon their I two matches on Friday. they wae ] seeded in lhe tournament on Salur- $' day. ' UW-Parbide WU seeded in E TS the "Green" pool with Chicago 2 State and Cardinal Suitch College. R In lhe Red pool was Quincy Col- j legc. National Louis College and McHenry. The Blue pool consisledofW" mooaSIBIC.SLAmmose and Scboolaaft. The founb and yellow pool included Dlinois lnsli· IIJle of Technology (ITJ'), Hun• tiDgton and loc:al Canbage. &llii~!S Ranger kickers win 4 1be Rangers played their first of 5 on road trip Tourney Tallies By DAVID DEBISH SporCI Writer Here's how the Volleyball 'Ii 1st 2nd 3rd . (tie) Consolation 5-0 4-1 3-1 3-1 4-1 The UW-Parbicle IOCCU - lra'Veled 2,000 miles in nine days. winning 4 of 5 pmea to up u ffl:Old to 7-1. In last week's game. UW-Plrbide met UW• Oseenbey II Green Bay. in which John Luna. O.C. Toacmo, and Joel Meadow commanded the Raqen ao a 2-0 win. Luna at 22:32 into the firs& half scored a beadsbotgoal off a~ kick from Ron Knesuict. At 68:15 Oscar Toscano received the ball inside Ibo 1m from Tom Cmp and wi1h the Gieen Bay goalkeeper charging to bkd. Toscano biked the ball into the net with bis hick ID the goal! UW-Partside soccu coach Ric:t Kilps said of goalkeeper Joel Meadow following the Green Bay game,"After a navous Slllt this ason, Meadow ~ the 'big' test with flying colors. By saving a breabwayinthefirstbalf,puntingweU,commanding see Soccer B2 SectionB IIIIICh at 2.-00 Friday IIIDlll Qi. C180 Stale. 1be Ranprs bM1 an easy time widl Olicago SL c:rusing aoa 15-2, lS-lOwin. Going into the mat.ch. the Rangers had a five game losing streak and seemingly needed an easy mat.ch aoovercome the Slreak. A much weaker Chicago SL never challenged for a viCIOI)' a., Vicki Pundsack lead the Rangers offensively wi1h seven kills in the twO games. "'We would haveralherplayed a stronger team but the weaker Chicago SL gave usacbancc to use the bench," said Rangtz caach Lynn Tbeebs. Freshman setter N'JCOleParter also played very well in her first test of the 1991 season she bad nine assists for her Rangers. Later Friday afternoon, the Rangers squared off againstacompeliti- ve ~ SlrilCb team and won in a lS-11, 1S-9111'Uggle. The Rmgm never root conbOI of the maacb but they did 1D1D18C-» pJay 8fflll in spolS and win. ~ "We played average," said T'beehs. "we bad momen&s of bril· liance mixed with momen&s of desplir." UW-Pabide had defensive poblemsdnougboutthetwopnes YCIIIIISailcbbuldleywolbdlhcm out enough ID finish first in the Green pool and earn I bye in lhe first round of Salmday's uuaamenL The Olber duee tams which pJaced first and earned byea wae National Louis from the Red pook Schoolcraft from the Blue pool and Hunlinglon College from the Yel· low pool TheltaDgenllafledoutSalur• day and faced off in the aecond . roundapinst VmonaSLgainqa lS-12, 17-15 victory. UW-Partside used a belanc:td aaack f<r lhe win as five players combined for 20oftheRangerskills. Onccapin. Pandsact SIOOd out• sbe bad IS digs IO keep the Rangm in the contest dcfcnsi-vely. "1be Winona match was our best of the weekend." said 1beehs. Nationall.ouis Univasitywas tbeRangerslastmalchof theweetend as they came out on die losing see Volleyball B2 ••• t". t v •• , , , , , • , " , " .",.', r •• , • , , , , , , •• , •••• I •••• I I I , •••••••••••••• , I •••• , , • , •• ........... ,.. " Sep!ember.26. 199-J RAHou NBWlI SpollTS, Page B2 ~ .. - No Majik for Pack ... while Bears fmd By KEVIN LAZARSKI ud BILL OHM WIIIcoasID Beat DonShulareceivedcareervic- Illry number 300 on Sunday as die Packers Ietanother game slip away at die hands ofdte Dolphins 16-13. Afteranimpressive II suaight completions by Don Majkowski, the Packers turned the game over to the Dolphins. With the Packers leading 13-6 early in the fourth quarterMajkowski,tryingtothrow from his own end zone, fumbled the ball and Miami nose I8Clde Chuck Klingbeil recovered it for the game tying touchdown. Two possessions and an inlerception later, Marino marched e down the field to set up a game winning 31 yard field goal. AIlhough theoffensesputlaed at times, the defense stepped up to thec:ba1lengeofMiami'soffensive machine. Bryce Paup regiSlmd two of the Packer's three sacks to move his league leading total to 7 Next week die Packm travel to eoost to heada with Jim Evereuand the 1-3 Los AngelesRams. TheRamsarealsostruggling early, and lost to the 4ger's SlIJIday27-IO. LooItforbothtearns to come out with fire in their eyes as whoever loses moves to 1-4 and all but eliminates any hope of mating the play-offs. FINAL: Green Bay 17, LA 10. The Badgers remained unbeaten (2-C) by kooeking off Iowa SI8IC7-600 Saturday. Leading die Badgers was Racine native and Racine Parle graduate Brent Moss, who rushed for a game high 62 yards. Linebacker Brendan Lynch blocked a Iowa SI8ICfield goal in the seconds to save die game for WISCOIISin. Up next for the Badgers is Eastan Michigan. The boys from across the lake are IooItiDg to snap a 12 game loosing skid. The Badgers are on a roD and shOuId~ to vicIory. FINAL: WiseOllSin 3S, Eastern Miehi an 12. some of their own winning toucbdowD •. ~~ showed that he is commg mto his own as a clutch quarterbae1c in the NFL and the Bears showed tba1 tbCy can make the big PJ:!Yswhen they need to puB outa VICtory. • The Bears next opponent IS Buffalo at Buffalo in a battle of unbeatens. TheBiI1scorneintothe game as seven point favorires, but the Bears looldng to pull off a sweep of New Yon state in three conseeutiveweeks. (Beat the N.Y. Giants, and N.Y. Jets) The Bears have proved to be one of the most exciting and dramatic teamsin footbaIl and this game looks to be one of the weeks best, In last weeks Wisconsin Beat report, a question was asked, "Is MajikBaekForPaclc?" WeD,after Don Majkowski's butterfingers performance against the Dolphins. I think we all know the answer to tba1 question. the Bears continue to fmd new ways to win , the Paclcers continue to fmd new ways to lose. Both teams 0 llewed to that by B1 BOB BAROWSKI IIIiDois Beat The Bears puUed off a miracle victory Mondaynighl,comingfrom behind to defeat the New YoritJets 19-13 in overtime. The Jets seemingly had the victory weD in hand in regulation and just had to run out the clock, ButSteveMeMichaelforeedaBIair Thomas fumble and recovered it with 1:S4 remaining. Trailing by a touchdown, the Bears drove towan! the end zone and Jim Harbaugh hit Neal Anderson with an eight yanl touchdown pass with no time left on the dock. The extra point by Butler sent the game into overtime. With less than four minutes left in the extra period, the Jets oneeagain looked tohave die game won, but Pat Leahy missed a 28 yard field goal and the Bears were baclc in business. Onecagain Harbeughmarehed the Bears down the field a dove over from a foot out for the game INTRAMURAL CORN'ER Co-Ed Volleyball Pickup andentry fonn inthePhys.Ed. BuildingorRangerNews office and get your teams togetbernow. Play starts October 1st and ennies are due tomorrow at S:OOPM. Pickup andentry fonn in the Phys. Ed. Building or Ranger News office and get your teams togetbernow. Play starts October 1st and enb'ies are due tomorrow at S:OO P.M. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Hoot Aerobics meets Momay tluough Thursday at4:4S toS:4S andWater AerobicsmeetsMonday and Wednesday at S:4S to 4:4S. Everyone Is still welcome. Superstars 1bc scan:h for UW -P8Ikside's best athlete is on. Enter in six of nine events to see how you stack up against UW -Paticside's best athletes. Emu Is Friday. October 11th, get yourenb'ies hi soon. For more information call 595-2245 or 595.2287 Soccer ContInued from the box, culling off through baUs. and eatehing and punching out crosses. " The6 fOOl,190 lb. keeper won all physieal chaIlenges in the box as weD as orchestrating a few plays from the baeldield. "UW -Greenbay now knows what our players have to contend with in paetiee each day: said Kilps Coach Kilps also had some worda of praise for his defensive sweeperChrisRyan by stating that, "Ryan continues to show exceptional quickness in the back field. His most excelIent reading of the game and stepping up to defuse dangerous situations is evidenL WhatmakesRyanpartieular\ydan_ gerous is his abili1y to step up and lIlI8Ck. " the weekend Parlcside played in the Hamot Sports Medi. cine Soccer Classic. Where Parle. side dropped a tough game to Mereyhurst, PA losing 2-1. Parlcside's only goal came from Tom Czop on a punch and pass assist from John Luna. Parlcside gave up two goals while allowing six sIIotson goal Me=yhurst would go onto beat G8IUIOnin thechampionship game I-C. Coach Kilps said, "It took us 30 minutes to get our rhythm and getorganized. Weweretakenbaek by the oflieiating. Not tba1 it was bad, it was what they let go. In the Midwest they eaIlaIot tighler game than they do here." Parbide went on to beat Loekhaven, PA, in the consolation game C. Goals came from Tom CzoponacombinationfromOsear Toscano and Joim Luna. Luna came back to score a header goal seven minutes later with an assist from Chris Ryan and Dennis Nerada. The final goal came from Bob Rogers, hisf11'Stof the year, on an assist from Ron Knesbick. Tom CzopandJohnLunacontinued to tear up the freId, both havee~htgoalsine~htgames. All in all Kilps was satisfied with the team's level of play, but disappointed with the fan tumoul,"at,thelastfewhomegames . we've had more support at away games than we've had our own field" TheUW-Parlcsidesoeeerteam will be playing against 0a1dand this Saturday at I :3Opm andagainst U. of Indianapolis this Sunday at 1:30pm. Both games will be at home, so be there. ~ Continued from B1 end for the first time in four IImea faIling 7-IS,13-IS. TheRangers, whop\ayedYay well earlier in the day, suffeIed a severe lack of motivatioo • !bey lost 7-0 lead in game lIId 1clIl confidence in their game plan. NationaILouisUni\'lilSity1bal wenton to play Huntingtoncollege for the tournament C\Iampioosbjp and 1S-9, IS-IO. The Rangers finished tied fer third with SchooleraftcoDege. DT was given consolation honors. As whole, the Tournament was a huge success for UW-J'art. side volleyball, The teams which partieipatedareamoogdlelinestin the midwest and the experieoce of playing in difficult matches b very bennificialto the Ranger squad II the on. Coach Tbeehs was pleased with her team 'spcrfonJllllltCpnis. ing the things they did wdL "Asa whole, the toumameDt went well, we were able toeompete witbsome very talenled teams. I'm bqliDg the experience against dIese ttams will payoff for us the _ wears on." Kudos ...; The Ranger Soccer'-. opening eyes 1IIIioUUY.~ has gone on a tear soc._a 1991 season. Coach Kilps's mCII _YO racked some impressive" bers compared to other NCAADivision nschools: The Rangers are third ill. NCAA n in team defc:me wiIb .37S goals against per-game. second in offensive goal produclioD widt an amazing 4.2S goIisper- contesL The Rangers sueeess • sively can attribute Ii dIl success to a wide open, fast-peced st..y..l·e·Inodfi·p··la··y·. t.'. . ,..,.... ... .,'i vlllual1y, TQID~ rneked up 20 points andis_ secoJld natiOOatly an4JohnL1JlliS fifth with 17 points. Czop is" ~ in goals scorN wiIlt ~ aDd Lima fifth with . t j;!tCoach KiIps ~1iI thi$ is thanks tdIhe Rangers" 6iiC~tedattitude; ,"We rfIiJJ'J p.·i8eyaIDr~gto~g~ ."':..\~asa_ JIJIs ~r /i ,, ► I I' ' ► f I ,, .,,,,,,.,1'1• •···''''''''"''''''''''' llANoD Naws S,ons, State Spirit _ some of their own toucbdowll, . ~~ is his own quarterback that they Pf:1YS when pull VICtor)'. and BILI.OHM Wl!Jcoasln Don Shula received carcervic- 1«)' a, the Packm Jetanothet atthehandsoflheDolphins Afu:ranimJnSSive 11 straight Packers turned to the Packt.tS quarter Majkowski, trying to throw 1aekle touchdown. Two~ionsandan imerception to set game AJthoush theoffensespuaered up to the challenge of Miami• sofJensive registered to to the Pacten aavcl to the coast lO knock heads Everett and LosAngeJesRams. TheRarnsarealsostruggling to 49er's Sunday27-10. Lootdorbolhteams out a, loses making FINAL: L.A. Rams unbeaten 0) knocking State 7-Satwday. IP.Bding the was Part graduate Moss, game high 62 yards. State field final the is P.astem The boys lake looking to a The Badgers roll should cruise to victory. FINAL: Wisconsin 35, Michi ' CORNER Pick up and entry in the Phys. Ed. Building or Ranger News teams together now. stans and entties tomom>w 5:00 P .M. Piclcupand entry Phys. and teams togethcrnow. starts and entties tomom>w at 5:00 join the Floor through Thunday 4S to S:45 and Water Aerobics meets Monday and 5:45 45. is The search OW-Park.side's F.nter in UW-Parkside's lllhleles. E't'eDtisFriday, 11th, getyourenttiesinsoon. For t,formalion call or 595-2287 By IUiDois Beal Bears pulled viclory Monday night.coming from to Y orkJets well in to clock. ButSteveMcMichaelforcedaBlair 54 touehdown, Bears towanl Anderson yard clock. exaa Kevin sent into left extta period. once again looted lOhaVC the Pal yard wtte back Onceagain Harbaugh marched Bears the Continued ttom Bl cutting balls, catching and crosses." lbe6 foot, 190 lb. won all physical challenges in the a, well the backfield. UW-Gn:enbay knows to JnCtice day," also words sweeper Chris Ryan to exceptional quickness the back field. most excellent the and dangerous is evident WhatmakesRyanpaniculartydangerous is ability lll8Ck.,, Over Parkside Medicine Where Parkside tough Mercyhurst, 1. Pmbide's only punch pass assist from John Luna. Parkside gave up two goals while allowing six ~ on goal. Meluyhurst would onto beat Gannon in the championship 1-0. as The Bills come into the favorileS, the Bt>MS are looking to sweep York three consecutive weeks. (Beat teams in football be besL report, asked. "'Is MajiltBackForPack?" Well.after Majkowsld"s the to that While to find win , the Packen find new to Both reams should be used 10 lhat now. said, took to get our and getorganaed. Wewerctakenbaclt the officiating. that was let call alottightt.r than Parkside Lockhaven. 3-0. Goals Cwponacombinationfrom Oscar John back to goal final goal from his first of the Knestrick. CzopandJohn Luna continued to tear field, have eight goals in eight games. play. disappointed with turnout, "atthelastfewhomegames had at than had field." The UW-Parksidesocce.rteam will Oakland Salurdayat 1 30pm and against at l:30pm. games be at Seplember-26, 19-9J Volleyball Bl first lllllea falling IS, 13-15. The Rangen, whoplayedvay earliez lllffeftd 1 motivatioa ■ Ibey loot one 111d lcll ptm, NatiooalLouis Uniwnityda went on to Huntingtonco11ege Championsbjp and won l S-15-10. f<r Schoolcraftcollege. a Park. volleyball. participated are amoog die fmestin mid.west expciience uf is bennificial to as season wears on. Theehs was pleued her team sperlormancepais, ing things they did well. townamcDt went able tocompeu, wilblOIDe talented teams. rm bq)ing the lhese ltaillS will pay off for us as die season Kudos ... The Ranger Soccer - ii some eyes na1iolllly •ii bas on a tear so fs duriDI• season. Coach Kilps's men ave up unpteSIM _. bmcompared to~NCMDivision n school!: The Rangers aic ii• n aeam defcme wilb 375 Sec· ond in produC1iOII with 42S goall.-1 pez-contest. The Rangers success sive1y much cl 1111 to fut-~ style of play. . •. lnd.ivhlually, Tom C7.Cll> 1111 racked 20 points and is ,.-S second nationally aodJohn'-1 with °'!is~ second io scorr.d widl ..and Luna fifth with seven. . Coach Kilps ~ ii' this is to the Ranged_ oriented auimde. ~e are raB'f playing together as a te,111 ;jtis ear." * I'" I •• .. . .... ........ . ... '. '. f_1 mber 26. 1991 ., SCOREBOARD . FI. It, Fool II ILL - IWiGIlIl NEWS SPOII1'S, Page B3 Pet GB PF PA ,1.000 76 26 1.000 27 6 1.000 40 0 1.000 7 6 0.000 1.5 6 7 0.000 1.5 0 40 0.000 2 20 54 0.000 2 12 49 Good ddIp .. lime.. W'ms • JIQd lIIiDp. W'1II"lime. 1AI ... wiD Ibe UW-hrtsidc 1lIIIerVoIIeyW team bldaplnst ....... riYIl e.thIge Tuesday ..... After Ibe IIIlIIdIwas over all .. fiDe, iljust took a !iDle lime. "We could bave played bet- ... IIid essis1Iux coech Becky 1enIlal."".We bave things to wert wiD was good." TIle victory came in Ibe form ofafoarpmel6-14.6-15.15-10. JS.611l1HaW billie whiclJ bad Ibe a...,. in about as much uouble • ildid in coolroL Following Ibe cerimonial in- ............. pme one began 00 a soar IIIIle for UW-Parlaidc. The Lady Redmon jumped out to a 3-0 bd beIIind good defense. The Ranaers fust point came wben K-.SlIObIcame in to serve upan lICe IIIbreak Ibc ice for Ibe UW· 1'aIbide offense. A1lhougb lbey sbowed some very sloppy defense. ':'W-PaJtside did manage to con· IiDaaIIy climb back into Ibe game lIldsqueaked 00\ a 16-14 win. UW-Parblde Wrestling 8th AnnuallroD Man Coolest Name PIs"Max J. Fmucane 170.885 S. Kinpel 162.844 C. Buckley 140.5 .732 J. Dulton 138.5 .721 D.l.ovy 136 .708 S. Seymour 134.698 D. Tiedt 130.5 .680 T. BrocIanaD 127.5.664 S. Skarda 125.5 .654 S. Wessley 125 .651 J. Dolan 110.5 .576 C. Shane IOS.547 K. Becker 98 .510 T. Keefer • 84 .438 M. Dietricb 82.5 .430 L. Schmitt 81 .422 K. Casper 80.5 .419 M. Muckerbeide 76 .396 R. Kimpel 71.5 .372 R. Fitzgemld S4.5.284 K. Snyder 50.260 M. Weaver 46.5.242 K. Tremelling 45 .234 J. Bezoae 26.5 .138 SOl I I·1< NCAA DlviliOll D Soccer Poll 1. SclaIMnl C m Olkut St. 6-&-1 2. tlDi>allily ofT..... 6-0-0 3. SeoIIIa Podfic 6-2-0 4. U. of MiIIouri SL LouiI 5-0-0 5. Florida InIliIute of Tech. 4-1-1 6. Me Kalcbeo S_ Col. 5·1-0 7. Col S_ B"'I Pield 5-1-0 8.~ 5-1~ 9.Sanoma S_ 3-1-1 10. Florida Adanlic 5-0-0 lU1W-PII7blM 1·1.(1 12.North HampbiJe CoL 5-2-0 13. 00Idand 3·2-1 14. U. of S.C. SpllItIIIbuIa 5·1-0 15. VaJpaniIo University 5-1-0 UW·Pautside·sseasn record is now at 5·5 for Ibe )'OUJIg season. Larsen was pleased with Ibe Rangers overall effort bot admitted that her team still needs some WOIk. "We bave mucb to work on sucbas passing and defensive positioning. but it was a good win." TheRangers will uaveI to lllinois BenedictineCol1egeon Saturday for a ten o'clock stint and on Monday Ibe Rangen travel north to meet Wisconsin Lutheran. The Rangers nell1 home contest is against Rosary on Monday October 14 and October 23 the Rangen face NCAA division 1opponentUW- MilwauIa:eattbePhys. Ed. Building. Men's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (28 Total Teams) • ScbooI 1 2 3 4 5 ToIIll 1 Morquelle 4 8 14 16 18 60 2 CenlnI Mich. 2 5 11 20 29 67 3 UW-Osbkolb 3 21 23 27 32 106 4 JndisnaSwe 1 9 10 53 64 137 5 HiIIsdoIe CoL 7 15 25 55 56 158 6 UW·£au Claire 13 34 48 50 59 204 7 I!ulem lIIiDoil 6 22 41 57 82 208 8 SWMicbipn 26 38 39 58 69 230 9 LIb Superior St 24 35 40 54 84 237 10 WaboIh CoDege 17 30 63 80 83 273 11 MidIipn Tec:h 28 42 44 74 95 283 12 UW-hlbiIU 46 61 11 91 99 314 13 Siena Hei&hIa 12 60 62 88 160 382 14 Lindenwood (MO) 43 47 77 104 li4 385 15 UW-Olhkolh (B) 65 72 75 79 100 391 UW-Parkslde Finishers 46. Pal Kochanski (26:27), 61. SIeVeRocIIa(26:50), 71. Eric May (26:59), 97. Pil Kuhlman (27:32), 99. Bill Skuppien (27:35) Women's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (24 Total Teams) # Scbool 1 2 3 4 5 Total 1 UW-Madilon I 5 8 9 10 33 2 lndianaStare 2 20 21 23 26 92 3 UW·PtubliJ. 11 13 14 31 51 no 4 Eastern D1inois 16 19 28 33 48 144 ., UW-Osbkosh 4 7 30 S2 53 146 6 UW·£au Claire 17 3S 36 41 43 172 7 Hillsdole (Mich) 24 29 37 44 54 188 8 CedomIle (011) 25 42 55 58 77 257 9 LabSup.S_ 3 61 69 78 88 299 10 Siena Htqla 6 32 64 95 110 307 11 Onad Volley SL 22 45 74 82 85 308 12 LiadosawoodCoL 34 46 84 89 120 373 13 Mi<:hipaTedl 15 71 86 106 115 393 14 NorIMrD MidL 39 59 93 98 130 419 15 DJinoiI Cbict&o 83 92 100 lOS 108 488 UW-Parkside Finishers 11.Jenny 0.-(18:37), 13. AIm SlOIanm (18:39), 14. Tricia Bmi (18:41) 31. Kelly WaIIOII (19:19), SI. JeD ZoIewsld (l9:49) -\ 01.1 I , BILL UW·ParIIIIde .... Cartb .. CaIIege Tuesday September 24th 16-14.6-15.15-10, 15-6 Dip Bik 2 0 o 0 11 2 o 0 14 0 10 2 10 8 2 4 6 1 o 0 2 4 o 0 57 21 1'IIlD W L arappters I 2 0 ()JIlI1lc Warriors 2 0 GJaPPleIS II 1 0 LoS D1lblos 1 0 JtIIIl For Order 0 1 'I1Ie BrlIdy BIIIlCIt 0 1 PSE 0 2 'I1Ie wteeking Crew 0 2 Monday 09/16191 Results Los Diablos 7. Rage for Order 6 Grapplers n49, The Brady Bunch 12 Wednesday 09/18191 Results Cosmic Warriors def. Wrecking Crew (forfiet) Grapplers 127. PSE 14 Monday 09/23191 ResuilS Cosmic Warriors 27. PSE 6 Grapplers I 49. PSE 12 Wednesday 09/25191 Schedule 4:00 Los Diablos vs. The Brady BWlCh 5:00 Rage For Ordervs. Grapplers II Monday 09/30191 Schedule 4:00 Wrecking Crew VS. The Brady Bunch 5:00 Rage For Order VS. Brothers of Struggle New Records: Wednesday 10102191 SdteCIule ,....---1 Bench PreSsItCps: Dobn (37) Beach Press Max.: Dolan (229%') 4:00 Grapplers I VS. Grapplers II Leg Press Reps: Buckley (335%) 5:00 Los Diablos vs. Cosmic Warriors 100Yan1I>asb: Lovy (10.67) Name KIIII Ass SlIObl 0 0 VIIlllenl'lq 0 0 Drzewiecki 5 2 Hughes 0 0 Gross 1 9 Maher 5 0 Pundsack 16 1 Hohmann 5 1 Maier 6 18 PIIka 0 0 DiIJoo 9 0 Kozich 0 0 Tolals 48 31 REMEMBER: All Intramural basketball and volleyball entry fonns are due ommorrow in the Phys Ed. Office or the Ranger Office. Don't miss your chance to participate in a great intramural program. F1.,<; FOOIB\1.1. Tellll W L arappters I 2 0 0J11D1C Warriors 2 0 anpplelS II 1 0 I,olDiabJOS 1 0 .,.e For Order 0 I ~ Brady Bunch 0 I pSB 0 2 Pct GB PF PA ,1.000 76 26· 1.000 27 6 1.000 40 0 1.000 7 6 0.000 1.S 6 7 0.000 1.S 0 40 0.000 2 20 S4 ~ Wrecking Crew O 2 0.000 2 12 49 Monday 09/16191 Results Los Diablos 7, Rage for Older 6 Onpplers Il 49, The Brady Bunch 12 Wednesday 09/18191 Results Cosmic Warriors def. Wrecking Crew (forfiet) Grapplers 127, PSE 14 Monday 09/'23/91 Results Cosmic Warriors 27, PSE 6 Grapplers 149, PSE 12 Wednesday 09/25191 Schedule 4:00 Los Diablos vs. The Brady Bunch 5:00 Rage For Order vs. Orapplers II Monday 09/30/91 Schedule 4:00 Wrecking Crew vs. The Brady Bunch 5:00 Rage For Order vs. Brothers of Struggle Wednesday 10/01/91 Schedule 4:00 Grapplers I vs. Grapplers II 5:00 Los Diablos vs. Cosmic Warriors Rangers win a see-sa~ battle Ooaddlap aue lime. W-ms •1111111 ..... Wiaa aue dme. 1111 .. win Ibo UW-Parbido 8-VoDe,w1e1mbadlpimt -.ma1 c.1bage Tuesday .,..._Merlbe mr,cbwasova-111 Wllfiae, iljust took a liaJe time. -We could have played bet•: llid ...... coach Becky 1-. -We have things to wort • llll 6e win was good." 'l1le vic1ory came in the form of afoapme16-14, 6-15, 15-10, IU___, baule which bad the ...,_ in about as much trouble • it did in cmtroL Following die caimonial in....... game one began on a .,_ DOie for UW-Paruide. 1be lady Redmcn jumped out to a 3.() lead llebind good defense. 1be Ranaen fust point came when IC-.SIIOblcamein to serve upan lee lo lftalt lbe ice for lhe uwPabide offense. Allbough they lbowedsomc very sloppy defense. ~-Pastsidc did manage to con-. ny climb back into lhe game 111d SQUeaked outa 16-14 win. One benifit of playing sporll isdlal)'OUClll leamfrom mis&ates, bowcvet, Ibis WIS not lhe case for lbe Ranga1 IS Ibey llllfCd game two falling bching once ,gain duo ID sloppy play paticwarilly on lhc defensive end. They never caught up and lost by nine 6-16. Game thtce was the turning point in the maich. The Rangers came out with good teamwork, passing well and everyone wa., moving to their spots on defense. Carthage did mount an anack but neverposcdathrealJosing 15-10. GICaldefensebegangamefour for the Rangers u an ovennatched Carthage team could just not compete losing 15-6. "Carthageisascrappyteamso weweiefcxtedtoplay their scrappy game," said Larsen. Although it occured in spots, team play is what won the match for UW-Parkside. Cindy Maier dealt out 18 assists for the four gamesandNicoJeGrossaddednine to spark the Rangers spiking al· rempts. Karen Dilloo had nine kills but the outstanding player forUW- Parkside was Vicki Pundsack with 16kills,and10digs defensively. UW-Parblde Wrestling ltb Annual Iron Man Contest Name Pts '1,Mu J. F'mucane 170 .885 S. Kinpel 162 .844 C. Buckley 140.S .732 J. Duaon 138.S .721 D. Lovy 136 .708 s. Seymour 134 .698 D. Tiedt 130.S .680 T. Brockman 127.S .664 s. Skarda 125.S .654 S. Wessley 125 .651 J. Dolan 110.S .576 C. Shane 105 .547 IC. Becker 98 .510 T. Keefer 84 .438 M. Dietrich 82.S .430 L. Schmiu 81 .422 IC. Caper 80.S .419 M.Muckerheide76 .396 R. Kimpel 71.S .372 R. Fitzgerald 54.S .284 IC. Snyder 50 .260 M. Weaver 46.S .242 IC. Tremelling 45 .234 J. &zotte 26.S .138 New Records: Bench Press R~: Dolan (37) Bench Press Max.: Dolan (229~) Leg Press Reps: Buctley (335%) 100 Yard Dab: l..oYy (10.67) S1 H I I· I< NCAA Dhilloa D Soccer Paa 1. Soalbml Oianecticua SL ~1 :2. Uaifllail.y olT..- 6-0-0 3. Saide Pacific 6-2-0 4. U. ol Miaouri St. Loaia 5.()..() 5. Florida lmliblte of Tech. 4-1-1 6. MC Kmdree sraae Cot 5-1-0 7. Cal Sra Babr"1 Field 5-1-0 8. Mercyhunl 5-1-3 9. Sanonia s~ 3-1-1 10. Flcrida Admlie 5..().() 11.UW-P...tsl# 1-1-0 12. Nor1h Hampmre CoL 5-2-0 13.o.t!and 3-~l 14. u. ofS.C. s~ 5-1-0 15. Vllpanilo University 5-1-0 UW-Parbide's seasn record is now at 5-S forlbe young se&10ll. Larsen was pleased with the Rangers overall effort bot admitted that bet team still needs some walk. "We have much to wort on such as pa.,sing and defensive positioning. but it was a good win." TheRangers will travel to Dlinois Beaedictine CoDegeon SallJrday for a ten o'clock stint and on Monday lhe Rangers travel north to meet Wiscomin Lutheran. The Rangers next home contest is against Rosary on Monday Octoba 14 and Ocrobet 23 the Rangers face NCAA division I opponentUW- Milwaokeeat thePhys. Ed. Building. RANGEll NEWS Srorrs, Page B3 Men's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (28 Total Teams) • Scbool 1 2 3 4 5 Tocal l Marqueae 4 8 14 16 18 60 2 CentralMidt. 2 5 11 20 29 67 3 UW-Oabkoah 3 21 23 27 32 106 4 Indiana State 1 9 10 53 64 137 5 HilbdaleCoL 7 15 25 55 56 158 6 UW-Eau Claire 13 34 48 so 59 204 7 Eaatan 1llinoil 6 22 41 57 82 208 8 SWMiempn 26 38 39 58 69 230 9 Lab Superior St 24 35 40 54 84 237 10 Wabah College 17 30 63 80 83 273 11 MichipDTeda 28 42 44 74 95 283 12 VW-Prwblb "' 61 11 91 99 314 13 Sien&Heighla 12 60 62 88 160 382 14 Undcnwood (MO) 43 47 77 104 114 385 15 UW-Oahtoeb (B) 65 72 75 79 100 391 UW-Parlcside Flnishers 46. Pat Kochanski (26:27). 61. Steve Rocha (26:50). 71. Eric May (26:59). 97. Pat Kuhlman (21:32). 99. Bill Skuppiat (27:35) Women's Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championship Team Results (24 Total Teams) -# School 1 2 3 4 5 Tolal 1 UW-Madison 1 5 8 9 10 33 2 Indiana Stale 2 20 21 23 26 92 J VW-Ptlllsltk 11 13 u 31 SJ JZO 4 Eastern Illinois 16 19 28 33 48 144 -s UW-Oahkosh 4 7 30 52 S3 146 6 UW-Eau Claire 17 35 36 41 43 172 7 Hi11sda1e (Mich) 24 29 37 44 54 188 8 eec..ille(OH) 2S 42 55 SI 77 257 9 Lib Sap. Stlle 3 61 69 78 88 299 10Siemffeigllls 6 32 6' 95 110 'Jq1 11 Gnnd Vllley SL 22 4.5 74 82 ., 308 12 LiadeDwoocl Col 34 46 84 89 120 373 13MidlipaTeda 15 71 16 106 115 393 14NortmrnMicb. 39 59 93 91 130 419 15 DliDoil Cbictp 83 92 100 105 108 488 UW-Part.rlde Flnlshm 11. Jenny Oroa (18:37). 13. Ann SIOlanm (18:39). 14. Tric:ia Bma (18:41) 31. Kelly WIIIOll (19:19). 51. Jen 7.alewaki (19:49) \'01.1 I·\ II \I.I. IJW-Parulde ... Carthage Collep Tuesday September 24th 16-14,6-15,15-10. 15-6 Name KIIII Ala SlrObl 0 0 V andenl'brg 0 0 Dn.ewiecki 5 2 Hugbea O 0 0nm l 9 Maha 5 0 Pundsack 16 1 Hohmann 5 1 Maier 6 18 Parker O 0 DiDoo 9 0 Kolich O 0 TC>Calt 48 31 Dip Blk 2 0 0 0 11 2 0 0 14 0 10 2 10 8 2 4 6 1 0 0 2 4 0 0 57 21 REMEMBER: All Inttamural basketball and volleyball entry fonns are due ommorrow in the Phys Ed. Office or the Ranger Office. Don't miss your chance to participate in a great intramural program. i-, ••. «'" < •..- '" ~~ .- .~, ~ ,..., ,..., , ~ 44- Sepember26, 19-9i' Ranger runners capture third place in 24 team field Women runners place three intop 15 at UW-Parlcside hosted Midwest Collegi ate Championships while men place 12th in 28 team field IIId wlJ1 probIbIy move up after broken ill one meet is incredib1e," Ibis weckeods performance. IIlIIed Men's Coach Lucian Rosa. This Saturday the Rauger "When we finishcd twelfth I didn't women tmve110 UW-Whilewaler feel we did thatweJJ.butaflerlookfor the Warbawk Invitational, iDgatthe times, lrea1izedyoucan't which wlJ1 featule sdIools from . ask for more than niDe P,R.'s (perthe formidablo Wisc:onsin Stale sonal records)." University Conference (WSUC). TheRangemelatively low fill- The Rangers wlJ1 be without the ish can be altributed 10 the high services of sopbomore len ievel of competition at the meeL zaJewrId, who wlJ1 be out unliI "With seven or eight division one Oclllber with health problems. schools here, it's rough 10 place ~eiabtdoolsfJomfhe IIIaIeS took 10 the UW·P8rbide NaIionaICIIlssCounayComseIhis wIll end ill Ibe 131bAnnual Midweal Collegiato Cross Country Meet. The annual meu' s and _'s evenfetattues lOp IeaIIIS fJom IIlIUIId Ibe Midwest. The Ranpr _ made a SlIllIIglbowiDgilllbeirsecondmeet of the -. pIaciDs third ill a 1leId of 24 IeIIDS. Division I foes UW-Madison IIId Indiana Stale finished fiIat IIId Iec:OIIlI respec:- tive1yandEaslanDlinoisandUWOshkosh finished founh and fiflb, rounding out the lOp five. The Rangers were paced by Jenny Gross. Ann Stolanan and TridaBJeU, whop1al:ed llth,13th aud 14th, only :04 seconds apart. Kelly Watson p1al:ed31st aud len zaJewsId '1st 10 round oat the Ranpr scoriDg. "1iw:ryone ran a solid rFJI:e," SIlled _'s bead CllIdI Mite DeWttL "Twenty-dgbt of oor tbirty-twoCOlllpetironranOllIheir assiped pace or faster." The Rangers 'are c:arrently rlIIted 6Ib ill Ibe NAJA Natioaal Pollaud 10thill Ibe DivisionnpoD "Everyone ran a solid race. Twenty-eight of our thirty-two competitors ran on their assigned pace or faster." - Coach Mike DeWitt Nine runners set personal records OIl Saturday, en lOUie 10 a 12tbplac:efinish ill Ibemen'sevenL Malqueue captlued lbe 28 ream event, with Cenbal Michigan finisbiDg a close Iec:OIIlI and UW- 0sbIr0sb a dislant third. SeniorPatKocbanskyfinishtd 46Ib III lead lbe Rang«'s scoring, with a quarret of Rang«'s an finishiDg withiD 70 seconds of eech 0111«. "TobaveDinepersonalrec:mls RANOER NEWS SPORTS-~tlifete oftlit WeeK Pundsack on the attack ~ agaiD it is ~e III tip our RQIlger News Sports bats III that oatstanding UW·Pllltside aIblere who ill this JIISl week exemplified the very essence of 8l'ClIIDOSS inlbeir sport as we name our-RQIlger Sports- AtbIere of~ Week. And, forthe weekofSeptembet 191brougbthe 26th, that athIere IS none 0111« than Ranger Neller Vield Pundsaclt Vic:ldaseniorVoI1eyballathleteatUW.Pllltsidehaso~thecourse oftheJllSlfour~lII8lIIIediDtothereamspemiergolOplayer. Vic:ld led lbe ~~ this ~ wee1end at the 14th Annual UW.PaItside Rang~ Invitationsl Wllb 311ci11sill four mall:hes as well as IS digs ~eDSlvely. Tuesday apinstCanbage, Pundsackadded 161ci11sand10 digs. M~ a ~,"Vi~ is ~ ream leader who playes every game with gmtl desiIe III WID, SlIid Assistant Volleyball coacb Becky UIrsen. .,..~sack,a ~ majorc:ame 10 lbe Rangers afteratlending . ffigbscbool in Milwaukee. In pevious seasoas she had e=sts~blis:bcad ~m as.an excel1eutplayer defensively and one ;ho rarely Wllb~pIa In 91,shehas accepted the role of offensive &ggIeISive y. So way IIIgo Vic:IdPundsal:k of the UW-ParbideRanger Volleyball team, you lie our RQIlgeTSports Athlete of lbe Wedc. Fonner Ranger Grappler Damed head coach at UW-Oshkosh B, LEN ANHOLD As8L SpOrIII EdItor Former UW-Parkside Ranger wresder, c:oach and student Todd Yde signed aOllO year COIltnlCt last month as Head WrestlingCoachat UW..()shkosh. Yde, a 1988 UW-Parkside gradualeand three-timeAII American performer, wlJ1 begiD his duties OcIDber 1st for lbe Titans. In his first job as ahead roach, Yde is very enthused about the wrestling progrsm's possibilities. "I'm n:aIIy looking forward 10 gettiIIg up lbeir and working with the " ~ guys and putting in aU the hours To have nine personal necessarylObuildasua:essfulprorecords .in one meet .is~ grsmBr ecsatautseed Yodfe. the coaching incredible ...You really change, noreauiling was donefor can't ask for any more this season and of the 20 men reo th th t .. turning from last year, only two an a. had winning records. ..ColiClfI;ocian Rosa~inucan e high." staled AssislantCoach Mite Lunow. '1 feel we had a good overall perfOl'lllllllCO from everyone." Even though the Rangers es- Iablished several personal marks, Coacb Rosa sees plenty of room for improvemenL "We ran well this wee1end but we wlJ1 run betler." said Rosa. The Ranger men wlJ1 lrsvel withlbe WOOlenIIIUW- WhiIewaIet this weekend. ViCky Pundsack Senior - Outside Hitter Milwaukee, WI "My goB1 for ibis .... isIII qualify oae 01 two guys far dII NaIioaal T~ and l'CCnit some solid Ia1eatfor nextllllSoB,' After graduating frolll Hartland Anowhead Hiab SdlooI ill 1980, YdeauendedajunlorCdlege and then UW-1.aCnJae before coming 10 UW-Plltside ill 1982. In his years with the Raugeq, Yde was twice named .. NAJA AII-AmericanlllldoaceandNCAA DivisionnAlI-American. Ydebas been the Rangers ossimnt COICiI for lbe past few seuons. "Maybe a few yean down 1IIe road we can come down bcRlIIIl break Coach (Jim] Koch's ~ of 44 consecutive viI:torIeslpiDst UW-System schools." The last UW-SysIenI scbooI 10 defeat UW·ParJtside in a dual meet- UW.()sllkosb. crowned as UW-Parkside's Iron Man B, LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports EdItor The UW-Parkside Rauger WrestliDg squad crowned a new champion last week at it's eighth annual "Iron Man" COI1IeSL lunior lason Fmlll:lUle scored 170 poilllS, which is 885'1> of lbe maximum poilllS possible, 10 capture this year's crown. Steve Kimpel finished a close second at 162 poilllS (84.4'1». On his way III the fourth highest IDla1 ill lbe history of the c:ompetition, Fmucane posted one first plac:e finish, two seconds, a third, two fourths, one fifth and one eighth. Fmuc:ane's first place finish came ill the leg press repetitions, w~ ~ competitors do as many ~lJlJODSas they can at two times their body weight. Finucane pressed 32S pounds 140 times. . ~mucanewas pleased with his finish mthecompetition, "I'm very ~ of my finish, cspec;ially con- SIdering all the great athleres Iwas competing againsL" 'this years competition also ~eaturedseveral new records. lun- IOftransferlohn Dolan rewrote the bench -press records, benching an , Jason Finucane iIIcredible229'l>ofhisbodyweiahl (47S pounds) andpressingbisbodY weight (2fJ1 pounds) 37 timc& Chris Buc:kley put bimsdf in the record books by winning dlC leg press c:ompetition wilb s prest of 33S'I> of his body weight (590 pounds), leadiDg him III a Ibild plac:e finish overalL Dave Lovy flew also put biIIIself i1111lIron Man history, DyinJlO vil;lOryin the 100 yard dasb wilha record time of 10.67. Fmlll:lUle and the RSl rJ dlC Rangers will start fall p1IClice in three weeks. Ranger runners capture third place in 24 team field Former Ranger Grappler named head coach at UW-Oshkosh By LF.N ANHOLD Allt. Sports F.cUtor "My goal for ....... ii., qualify one or two pys far die National TOU11111Dent IDd ftCllit some solid talent for nm--.• Women runners place three in top 15 at OW-Parkside hosted Midwest Collegi ate Championships while men place 12th in 28 team field Former UW-Parkside Ranger wrestl«, coach and SIUdent Todd Yde signed a one year contract last month asH~WresdingCoacbat UW-Osbkosh. By LEN ANHOLD AaSPol'IIEdttor Twemyeqkacboolsfromh 11a1e1 took to lbe UW-Pmtside NllicmlCrossCounlryCounedus weeund in lbe 13111 Annual Midwest Collegiate Cross Counuy Mee&. The annual men• s and women's event fealares top reams from IIOUDd Ibo Midwest. 1be Ranger women made a lll'Onllhowingindw:irleCOlldmcet of lbe lellOll. placing durd in a field of 24 1e11DS. Division I foes UW-Madison and Indiana Staae finished fint 111d leCOlld iespeccivelyandEISltln DlinoisandUWOshkosh finished founh and fafth, rounding out the top five. The Rangm were paced by Jenny Gross. Ann Stokman and TriciaBreu. wboplaccd lldl.13tb and 14th. only :04 secmds apart. KeDy WIJIOD pJaced 3lsa and Jen ~ 51st to JOUDd OU1 tho Ranger a:oring. "E"VayODe ran a solid nt:e," llated women's bead coach Mite DeWia. '"TYt'ellty-eigbt ~ our thirty-two competitors ran oa their assigned pace m- r.aa ... Tho Rangers 'are currently nmed &b in lbe NAIA National Polland 10th in the Division II poll and will probably move ap after dis weebnds performance. 1bis Saturday the Ranger women 11avel to UW-Whitewater for lbe Warhawk Jnviaational, which will fearme schools from tho formidablo Wisconsin Swe University Conference (WSUC). 1be RIDgas will be wilhout die services of sophomore Jen 7.a1ewsld. who will be out until October with lahb problems. "Everyone ran a solid race. 1\venty-eight of our thirty-two competitors ran on their assigned pace or faster." - Coach Mike DeWitt Nine runners set personal records on Satunlay. en route to a 12111 place finish in lhemcn'sevenL Marqueae c:aptun,d lhe 28 aeam eYCDt. with CenbaJ Micbigan finishing a close second and UWOshkosb a dislant 1hird. Senim'PatK«.bamtyfinisbed 46dt ID lead the Rangds scoring, widl a quartet of Ranger's an finishing wilbin 70 ICCOllds of~ Olber. "Tobaveninepersona)rcc:uds RANGER NEWS SPO_RTS-Jttnfete oftlie Week Pundsack on the attack ~ again it is ~ to tip our Rager News Sports haL1 to that OUISlanding UW-Parbide alblete who in this pa.,t week exanplified the vecy essence of greallleSs in their sport as we name our-Ranger Sports. Athlete of~ Wa And,fm-lheweetof September 19tbrougblhe261h. that athlete as none odler than Ranger Neuer Vicki Pundsack. Vicki a senior Volleyball athlete at UW-Partsidebas over lhe course oflhepa.,tfour~IDIIUffllinlothe teamspemiergo10player. Vicki led the ~~ this J!ISl weaenc1 at the 14th Annual UW-Partside Rang~ lnvatiOnal with 31 kills in four matches u well u 15 digs ~ensavely. Tuesday against Canbagc. Pund,act added 16 kills and 10 digs. .. ~ a aemor ... Vi<:ki is a team leader who playes every game with great desire IO win. said A&uant Volleyball coach Becky Larsen. ~rndsack.. a~ major came to the Rangen after attending ~ Highschool in Milwaukee. In p-evious aeuons. she bad ellablisbed herself as an excellent player defensively and one who rarely ~~~with~ In 91, sbeba., 8CCeplcd the role of offemive 11111.a WIUI &ggreasiYe play, So way 10 So Vicki Puodsactof tbe UW-ParbideRanger Volleyball leam. you are our Rager Spon, Athlete of the Week. broken in one meet is incredible," ltalCd Men's COICh Lucian Rosa. "'When we finished twelfth I didn't feel we did dull well. butafta look· ingatlhe limes. I realized you can't ask for more lhan nine P.R. 's (per• sona1 records) ... TbeRangmreJatively low finish can be auributed 10 lhe high level of competition at the meeL '"With seven or eight division one schools here, it's rough to place "To have nine personal records in one meet is incredible ... You really can't ask for any more than that." - Coach Lucian Rosa high ... Slated Assistant Coach Mike Lunow. •1 feel we had a good overall performance from everyone." Even though the Rangers established several pe,sonal marks. Coach Rosa sees plenty of room fm- improvement "We ran well this weekend but we will run better." said Rosa. The Ranger men will travel wilhlhewmnen to UW-Wbitewatcr Ibis weekend. Vicky Pundsack Senior - Outside Hitter Milwaukee, WI Yde, a 1988 UW-Parksidc graduate and tine-time All American perfoon«, will begin his duties October 1st for die Titans. In his first job as a bead coach, Ydc is very enthused about the WRSding pogram's p<mibilities. .. I'm JCally looking forward 10 get• ting up their and working with the guys and putting in all the hours necessaiytobuildasuccessful program ... staled y de. Because of the coaching change, no reauiting was done for this season and of the 20 men returning from last year. only two had winning records. After gradaatin1 from Hartland Anowbead Hip School in 1980, Ydealtffldeda)llbcoi. lege and then UW-1.aCroae before coming to UW-Parbide in 1982. In bis yr.an wilb 1he Rangeq, Yde was twice named m NAJA All-AmericanudonceandNCM Division D All-American. Y deb&, been the Rangers mistant cc.la for the past few seasons. .. Maybe a few Yt,ll'Sdown lbe road we can come down bere llld break Coach (Jim] Koch's reccxd of 44 consecutive victories lpinst UW-System schools." The last UW-SY91em school 10 def eat UW-Parkside in a dual meet- UW-Oshkosb. Finucane crowned as uw~Parkside's Iron Man By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports F.ditor The UW-Parkside Ranger Wiestling squad crowned a new cbampioo last wcdc at it's eighth annual "Iron Man" contest Junior Jason Fanucane scored 170 points. which is 88.5% of me maximum points possible. to capture this year's crown. Steve Kimpel finished a close second at 162 points {84.4%). On his way 10 the fourth highest total in the history of the competitioo, Fmucane posted one firsi place finish, two seconds. a third. two founhs, one fifth and one eighth. Fmucane•s first place finish came in the leg press repetitions. w~ ~ competitors do as many fCP!tiUonsas Ibey can 81 two times thear body weight. Finucane pres.,ed 325 pounds 140 times. Fmucane was plea,ed with his finish in the competition, .. rm very ~ of my finish. especially conSldering all the great athletes I was competing againsL" 'nus years competition also ~eatured several new records. Jun- 1m- transfer John Dolan rewrote the bench press records, benching an • Jason Finucane incredible229%ofhisbodyweigbl (475 pounds}and pessingbisbodJ weight (2<11 pounds) 37 tima, Chris Buckley put himd iD the record books by winning die leg press competition with a prrss of 335% of his body weight (590 pounds), leading him 10 a dird place finish overall. Dave Lovy flew alsopulbiatself into Iron Man hislaly, Oyilgto vi(;tory in the l 00 yard dash widl I record time of 10.67. Fmucane and lhe rest rJ Ibo Rangers will saart fall practice ii three weeks. r ., ........_' \a e sure your road trip J)toceeds with Sometimes road trips can be a little more adventurous t4~ you expect them to be. Which is why you should always pack your AT&T Calling Card. □ It's all you' need to ma'k e a call from almost anywhere to anywhere. · Its the least expensive way to call state-to-state on AT&T when you can't dial direct. 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PERSONALS I BrycePaup ... wholovesya?? 4F and, well, come on Bobby! Great Adaption on an old idea - need air now? Knock a hole in wall - instant ventilation! .. .froun artist Happy Birthday Leanne!! Love, Jess. RESEA HIFO A large t Library of Information ln U.S. 19 :!1r.c TOPICS • ALL SUBJECTS Order Cara1og Today wrth Vrsa / MC or COO Eiliil> aoo.351.0222 Or. rush $2.0010: Research Information 11322 ldahc) Ave. 1206-A, Los Angeles CA 9002!) Co,..PSnv RESUME AND Cova LrntR PREPARATION ' 5TATE•OF·THE·ART WORD PAocl:SStNG . PERSONALS l Donations needed for an dept warm clothing, blankets, ~ heaters, mittens, and hotcoeoa. (Our ventilation system worb too well!) Walley,haveagreatday! Rose. Wanted: wann, workable gloves for frozen potter. (In. quire in the ventil~ ceramics room) Madt James gives the hardest astrology tests. Hey everyone! It's Language/ Gender Awareness Week! I think dictionary sounds a little too masculine, what do you think? Alona- are you drunk, ordoyou just walk that way? Waiting a your call! SERVICES Need help with a descripdve writing assignment in F.nglish 100 or is your senior thesis giv• ing you nightmares? Come ID the Writing Center. We 'reopen Mon -Thurs 9am - 7pm ml Fri 9am-12pm. The Pany Co. -D.J. and Video service for all occasions. ( 414)632-6828. YOU DIRTY RAT! YOU DIDNT PLACE A PERSONAL YET! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 5, September 26, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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