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Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside
February 1, 2001
UW-Parkside librarv Computer lab Gets a Facelilt·
By Zach Robertson
For those of you who think nothing
is done around the University over
• break, think again. The library computer
lab has a new look, including
carpet, paint, and a new Macintosh
computer lab. The new Macintosh lab
features state-of-the-art G4 computers,
that will be used by students as well as
by several classes that are taught here
at UW-Parkside. "The new Macintosh
computers will be used for a lot of
Teacher Education courses, as well as
some desktop publishing and art classes;'
loan Default
Rate Graduallv
Decreasing
By Sheree Homer
When students borrow money, they
are obligated to repay it. There is a
default rate at UW-Parkside, but it is
'ower now than in previous years. The
main reason for this is that students,
once they graduate, are able to get good
jobs, keep them, and then repay the
money tliey borrowed. A good economy
is key in keeping the default rate
low.
According to Al Crist, spokesman
for the Department of Financial Aid,
"They remind the students to borrow
only what they need, so they have no
problem of repaying the loans."
If the university has too high of a
default rate, Crist said, the government
will refuse it the right to lend money to
students. The University loses the ability
to provide federal subsidized loans,
which will decrease enrollment, since
many students need to borrow in order
to afford to attend college. It is important
for students to repay their loans, so
they do not end up with a lot of debt
and bad credit. Bad credit can prevent
a student from buying a home or even
renting an apartment. Students should
keep this in mind when borrowing, in
case they borrow more than they can
payback.
said Instructional Program Manager
Chris Robaidek. The lab also received
new network wiring, which will help
the computers to run faster.
But most new computers are being
shipped without an important feature
that most of us use daily: a floppy disc
drive. Believe it or not, the floppy disc
is becoming obsolete due to tlie popularity
and efficiency of the. Zip 100 disc
(holds over 90 floppies).
According to Robaidek, the technology
fee each student" pays every
semester paid for the new computers.
The carpet and paint was paid for out
of a general fund, which Robaidek
hopes will go to make even more
improvements in the computer lab
this summer.
Students should enjoy the new
computers, and what they will be able
to do on them. The new upgrades
should be a benefit for the students,
and help UW-Parkside keep up with"
the always improving technology that
is available.
The sights and sounds of an authentic
Pow Wow can be seen and heard at
UW·Parkside this Saturday.
The all new computer lab and (inset) a
closeup of the Apple G4 computer
UWP Hosts Pow WowSaturdav, Feb.3
By Christine Agaiby
UW-Parkside will hold its first inter-'
tribal pow wow event on Saturday
February 3. The theme of this year's
pow wow is "Honoring the Children,"
where the children of war veterans can
gather together to join in on honoring
all those who fought in any wars anywhere.
The respect shown to veterans is an
integral part of the Native American
culture. Veterans are honored because
those warriors were willing to give
their lives so that others may live.
The pow wow aims to bring together
Native Americans in the school as well
as in the community to celebrate their
Indian heritage. Professor Carol Lee
Saffioti-Hughes said, "A pow wow is
special because it has certain ceremonies
attached to it. It is a formal
gathering that brings a message to the
community of welcome. Once people
know there is a pow wow, whether
they are Indian or not, they'll want to
come to learn and to share."
Wayne Swiftbird, a Host Drum and
Host Elder of the Lakota tribe located
in South Dakota, will be leading the
ceremonial prayers. The Grand Entry,
an honor guard for all veterans, will
follow these prayers. A storyteller of
the Ojibwe trib.e will also be present.
There will also be an intertribal dance
where everyone is encouraged to participate.
Many Native American drummers
will be present wearing their
traditional regalia. The festivities also
include a large feast.
Informational booths will be set up
that may answer questions people
have concerning treaty rights, coalition
to fight mining in Wlsconsin, and the
National Coalition for Native American
Foster Parents.
The event will be located in upper,
middle, and lower Main Place and will
take place from noon to 9 p.m. The two
grand entries are at Ipm and 7pm.
Admission is $3 for general public, $1
for students, elders, and children. The
cost of the feast is $3 for general public,
$1 for students, seniors, and children.
For more information contact Carol
Lee Saffioti-Hughes at ext. 2380.
Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside
February 1, 2001 ~ lY/_ Issue 16 Vol. 31
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OW-Parkside librarv Computer Lab Gets a Facelift·
By Zach Robertson
For those of you who think nothing
is done around the University over
break, think again. The library computer
lab has a new look, including
carpet, paint, and a new Macintosh
computer lab. The new Macintosh lab
features state-of-the-art G4 computers,
·that will be used by students as well as
by several classes that are taught here
at UW-Parkside. "The new Macintosh
computers will be used for a lot of
Teacher Education courses, as well as
some desktop publishing and art classes,"
loan Delault
Rate Gradua11v
Decreasing
By: Sheree Homer
When students borrow money, they
are obligated to repay it. There is a
default rate at ~Parkside, but it is
1ower now than in previous years. The
main reason for tfus is that students,
once they graduate, are able to get good
jobs, keep them, and then repay the
money tliey borrowed. A good economy
is key in keeping the default rate
low.
According to Al Crist, spokesman
for the Department of Financial Aid,
"They remind the students to borrow
only what they need, so they have no
problem of repaying the loans."
If the university has too high of a
default rate, Crist said, the government
will refuse it the right to lend money to
students. The University loses the ability
to provide federal subsidized loans,
which will decrease emollment, since
many students need to borrow in order
to afford to attend college. It is important
for students to repay their loans, so
they do not end up with a lot of debt
and bad credit. Bad credit can prevent
a student from buying a home or even
renting an apartment. Students should
keep this in mind when borrowing, in
case they borrow more than they can
payback.
said Instructional Program Manager
Chris Robaidek. The lab also received
new network wiring, which will help
the computers to run faster.
But most new computers are being
shipped without an important feature
that most of us use daily: a floppy disc
drive. Believe it or not, the floppy disc
is becoming obsolete due to toe popularity
and efficiency of the Zip 100 disc
(holds over 90 floppies).
According to Robaidek, the technology
fee each student · pays every
semester paid for the new computers.
The carpet and paint was paid for out
of a general fund, which Robaidek
hopes will go to make even more
improvements in the computer lab
this summer.
Students should enjoy the new
computers, and what they will be able
to do on them. The new upgrades
should be a benefit for the s~dents,
and help UW-Parkside keep up with
the always improving technology that
is available.
The sights and sounds of an authentic
Pow Wow can be seen and heard at
UW-Parkside this Saturday.
The all new computer lab and (inset) a
closeup of the Apple G4 computer
DWP Hosts Pow Wow Saturdav, Feb. 3
By Christine Agaiby
UW-Parkside will hold its first inter-· tribal pow wow event on Saturday,, February 3. The theme of this year's
pow wow is "Honoring the Children,"
where the children of war veterans can
gather together to join in on honoring
all those who fought in any wars anywhere.
The respect shown to veterans is an
integral part of the Native American
culture. Veterans are honored because
those warriors were willing to give
their lives so that others may live.
The pow wow aims to bring together
Native Americans in the school as well
as in the community to celebrate their
Indian heritage. Professor Carol Lee
Saffioti-Hughes said, "A pow wow is
special because it has certain ceremonies
attached to it. It is a formal
gathering that brings a message to the
community of welcome. Once people
know there is a pow wow, wbether
they are Indian or not, they'll want to
come to learn and to share."
Wayne Swiftbird, a Host Drum and
Host Elder of the Laj<.ota tribe located
in South Dakota, will be leading the
ceremonial prayers. The Grand Entry,
an honor .guard for all veterans, will
follow these prayers. A storyteller of
the Ojibwe tribe will also be present.
There will also be an intertribal dance
where everyone is encouraged to participate.
Many Native American drummers
will be present wearing their
traditional regalia. The festivities also
include a large feast.
Informational booths will be set up
that may answer questions peopfe
have concerning treaty rights, coalition
to fight mining in Wisconsin, and the
National Coalition for Native American
Foster Parents.
The event will be located in upper,
middle, and lower Main Place and will
take place from noon to 9 p.m. The two
grand entries are at 1 pm and 7pm.
Admission is $3 for general public, $1
for students, elders, and children. The
cost of the feast is $3 for general public,
$1 for students, seniors, and children.
For more information contact Carol
Lee Saffioti-Hughes at ext. 2380.
--
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UW-P hosts Women inPolitics seminar featuring U.S.
Rep. Tammy Baldwin, State Sen. Mary Panzer, and others
4 UW-P Mini Courses
5 Entenainment
Arts: ALIVE presents the physical artistry of Ailey IT
6 Dean's list •
8 Sports
Profile: Brian Coffman, men's basketball game tonight!
9 China Tour
Earn credit this summer while touring China
10 Police Beat
11 Classilieds
Editor of the week: Brenda Dunham
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but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the nght to edit all letters.
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Continuing Events:
• Parkside National Small Print Exhibition, through Feb. 22; free, gallery
hours: Mon./Thur. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
February 1
• Black History Month Kickoff, 11:45 a.m. to 1p.m., Main Place, free.
• Women's & men's basketball vs. Northern Kentucky, women's game: 5:30
p.m., men's game 7:45 p.m., DeSimone Gymnasium; UWP students free,
tickets: adults $5, high school students & kids 14 and under $1.
• Infant Blanket Drive for Kenosha Hospital, through April 30, drop off small
knit or flannel blanketsin box near Greenquist 216, Sponsor:
Students in Action
February 3
• UW-Parkside Pow-Wow: "Honoring the Children," noon to 9 p.m. traditional
and educational Pow Wow w / dancers, singers, cultural exhibits,
native vendors, artists, and storytellers, grand entries at 1 and 7 p.m., $3 for
adults, $1 for students, children, and seniors, call ext. 2380_
• Women's & men's basketball vs. Indianapolis, women's game: 1p.m., men's
game: 3:15 p.m., De Simone Gymnasium; UWP students free, tickets: adults
$5, high school students & kids 14 and under $1.
• Black History Month: Gospel Explosion, 6 p.m., Com. Arts Theatre, free.
February 5
• Perspectives on Religious ~~sues: "Do the Forces of Modernity Produce a
Decline in ReligIOUSBelief? w /Prof. Wayne Thompson, Carthage College,
noon, Union 104-106, free and open to the public.
• Irish Actors Theatre Co.: Ireland: Its Genius & Its Tragedy, 7:30 p.m., Com.
Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $10, students & seniors $5, available in RangerCard
office or call ext. 2345.
February 6
• Irish Actors Theatre Co.: "Love, Passion, & "Sorry, I've Got a Headache," 7:30
p.m., Com. Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $10, students & seniors $5, available
m RangerCard office or call ext. 2345.
• Dan Banda Lecture Series: one-hour presentations on documentary filmmaking,
w /Isabel Preske: Introduction To Editing System, 6 p.m., Greenquist
119. -
February 7
• Noon Concert: Mark Eichner, trumpet, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free.
• Soup and Substance: "Diets Don't Work," noon, Student Union rooms 104-
106, free, w /free soup, bread, and crackers served.
• Irish Actors Theatre Co.: Pub Night Show, 8 p.m., Union Square, free
• ~lack History Month: Apollo Show, 8 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, admisSIOn$3.
Sports and Activity Center Hours
Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. '
Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.
Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.
Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
The UW-Parkside pool is dosed for renovation.
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letter to the Editor
UW-P hosts Women in Politics seminar featuring U.S.
Rep. Tammy Baldwin, State Sen. Mary Panzer, and others
UW-P Mini courses
Entenainment
Arts: ALIVE presents the physical artistry of Ailey II
Dean's list •
Sports
Profile: Brian Coffman, men's basketball game tonight!
China Tour
Earn credit this summer while touring China
Police Beat
Classifieds
Editor of the week: Brenda Dunham
R~po .
T :on~ Payton
DeriaCoady
Gina Ciard,o ·
Sheree Homer Rang r Office
Zach Robertson Wyllie D-139C
Lynn Garcia phone: (262) 595-2287
Dan Frake fax: (262) 595-2295
j f . . c,. f .. f The Ranger IS published every Thursday ~ the ~ by students of the University of W1SCOnsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for its editonal policy and confl!nt. l . f • Letters to the Edit'?r p<Jlicy: The Ran er rs to thell<!ittn'. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C). . typed and indtme the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from nusleadmg or libelous oontent. Letters to coml'IY Will not be published. For publication purposes, author's name can be with• held, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the nght to edit all letters.
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Continuing Events:
• Parkside National Small Print Exhibition, through Feb. 22; free, gallery
hours: Mon./Thur. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
February 1
• Black History Month Kickoff, 11:45 a.m. to 1 p.m., Main Place, free.
• Women's & men's basketball vs. Northern Kentucky, women's game: 5:30
p.m., men's game 7:45 p.m., De.Simone Gymnasium; UWP students free,
tickets: adults $5, high school students & kids 14 and under $1.
• Infant Blanket Drive for Kenosha Hospital, through April 30, drop off small
knit or flannel blankets in box near Greenquist 216, Sponsor:
Students in Action
February 3
• UW-Parkside Pow-Wow: "Honoring the Children," noon to 9 p.m. traditional
and educational Pow Wow w / dancers, singers, cultural exhibits,
native vendors, artists, and storytellers, grand entries at 1 and 7 p.m., $3 for
adults, $1 for students, children, and seniors, call ext. 2380.
• Women's & men's basketball vs. Indianapolis, women's game: 1 p.m., men's
game: 3:15 p .m., De Simone Gymnasium; UWP students free, tickets: adults
$5, high scliool students & kids 14 and under $1.
• Black History Month: Gospel Explosion, 6 p.m., Com. Arts Theatre, free.
February 5
• Perspectives on Religious Issues: "Do the Forces of Modernity Produce a
Decline in Religious Belief?" w /Prof. Wayne Thompson, Carthage College,
noon, Union 104-106, free and open to the public.
• Irish Actors Theatre Co.: Ireland: Its Genius & Its Tragedy, 7:30 p.m., Com.
Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $10, students & seniors $5, available in RangerCard
office or call ext. 2345.
February 6
• Irish Actors Theatre Co.: "Love, Passion, & "Sorry, I've Got a Headache," 7:30
p.m., Com. Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $10, students & seniors $5, available
m RangerCard office or call ext. 2345.
• Dan Banda Lecture Series: one-hour presentations on documentary filmmaking,
w /Isabel Preske: Introduction To Editing System, 6 p.m., Greenquist
119.
February 7
• Noon Concert: Mark Eichner, trumpet, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free.
• Soup and Substance: "Diets Don't Work," noon, Student Union rooms 104-
106, free, w/free soup, bread, and crackers served.
• Irish Actors Theatre Co.: Pub Night Show, 8 p.m., Union Square, free
• ~lack History Month: Apollo Show, 8 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, admission
$3.
Sports and Activity Center Hours
Thll!sday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Fnday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.
Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.
Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation.
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February 1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-rarkside Page 3
Llnlr 10 1111Edllor
Dear Editors,
, This is to request two items benefiting
the student body: from The Ranger:
First, a small legend on the front page
of The Ranger referring to the
topics!subj"cts & page # 's where mentioned
WIthin The Ranger. Second, a
stable small area for a paragraph referring
to one recent breakthrough in our
world mentioned weekly.
Isuggest The Ranger is widely read
by our student body. With this in mind,
the information in it is important. It is
important for informing, educating,
and yes, advertising. Advertising the
best of the necessary services and
goods for the students of Parkside.
The Ranger is informing our college
student for the today and for the
tomorrow.
That said the next step is change. We
use Parkside as a tool for change. College
is the embodiment of change and
always for the good. It is for survival,
ease of living, and comfort. There will
be proper change with control and
directed order.
Order is what Iam petitioning you
to do. Inform the student body in an
up-to-date, ordered format, one lead
connecting to another.
Students at Parkside are busy at
their classes, studies, and just plain
being a part of this ever-growing institution.
Well I say to you, 'help us, organize
your informative works so the students
more efficiently and to their betterment
connect directly to the recent
events, club announcements, special
gatherings, charity events. etc.
Inform us as you have been and utilize
a legend to reach us. Include a
breakthrough each week found in the
different facets of our world to keep us
in wonder. Thank you for your attention
and time.
Student and reader of The Ranger
Sincerely,
Pedro Rodarte
Women .In Politics
Seminar Here Feb. 10
UW-Parkside will host the conference
"Women in Politics: Empowering
Women in the Political Process," Saturday,
Feb. 10. Featuring U.S. Rep. Tammy
Baldwin, State Sen. Mary Panzer and
other politically successful women, the
program will allow participants to
explore political office with women who
have won elections, learn the basics of
running a successful campaign, and
help develop their advocacy and organizmg
skills.
Hosted by Conference Chair Pamela
Keating, participants will hear Rep.
Baldwin answer the question "Wliy
Should Women Get Involved in Politics."Baldwin,
a Democrat from Wisconsin's
Second Congressional District, was
the first woman elected to represent the
state in the U.S. House. Following lunch,
State Sen. Panzer, Republican floor
leader in the Senate will address "How
Women Can Influence the Political
Process."
Separate training sessions will examine
how woman and activists can make
a difference in politics. Others will
explore issue advocacy and grass roots
organizing and ways to get women
elected to public office.
Training sessions will be led by Susan
Mudd, state director of Citizens for a
Better Environment; and M. Jeanne
DeRose and Kathleen Falk, state representatives
in the National Women's
Political Caucus. Other panelists and
presenters include State Sen. Kim
Plache, State Representatives Bonnie
LadWig and 'Samantha Starzyk,
Kenosha City Council President Katherine
Marks, and UW-Parkside Political
Science Professor Anne Gurnack.
Cost of the day-long conference is $25
per person and $10 for full-time students.
This includes materials, continental
breakfast and lunch. Scholarships are
available. The program will be held at
the Student Union. A reception hosted
by UW-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating
will follow the seminar.
For a registration form and more
information, call Mark Marlaire, UWParkside
Continuing Education, at ext,
2312 or e-mail marlaire®uwp.edu.
U.S. Representative Tammy Baldwin
.1Lovell Dal at'the PI RC
By Tyrone A Payton
How does a student plan for a day
at the PARC? Well, just ask Jacquelyn
Haley-Renaud, Parkside Academics
Resource Center (PARe) Coordinator.
On recent inquiries of the PARC facility,
Ms. Haley-Renaud informed that
the PARC would be currently under
renovation until the end of January.
There will now be new IBM Pentium
III Processors to replace the old computers,
as well as new furniture and
tables for a more comfortable climate
for students. -
Although they have a fresher environment,
the PARC always welcomes
new academic tutors. The majority of
tutors now are of writing and mathematics
instruction, but PARC has been
in search for business, computer science
and foreign language tutors,
especially Spanish tutors. Every year
PARC loses consultants to graduation
and is always in need of filling positions
so as to help the student populace
that might be in need of assistance
in a certain subject.
Some are so moved by their experience
in helping students that they
progress on to becoming full-fledged
teachers themselves. Most recently,
two former tutors, one majoring in
mathematics and the other in physics
and chemistry, have chosen the path
of becoming a professor. It was their
decision from tutoring that led them
into the education field.
Another proud announcement that
PARC coordinator, Ms. HaleyRenaud,
mentions is that they take
pride in employing a very diverse
staff of tutors from many nations. Our
international students are a very positive
addition to PARC as it shows its
highly sociable side. The PARC staff .
includes approximately 60-75 parttime
employees from countries such
as Ethiopia, Sri Lanka, India, South
America, Armenia, Russia, Korea and
many more. To quote Ms. HaleyRenaud,
"We are a very diverse student
tutoring population serving a
much wider range of student body
population."
For those students who plan on a
day at the PARC, they are open Monday
through Friday. Their hours are
Mon. and Tues. from 9-6pm, Wed. and
Thurs. from 9-9pm, and Friday 9-12
noon. If students wish to contact the
PARC office, call 595-2044. Stop by
and Visit the PARC at Wyllie Hall
0180.
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February 1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-J_>arkside Page3
LIDlr II 1111 Ellllar
Dear Editors,
This is to request two items benefiting
the student body from The Ranger:
First, a small legend on the front page
of The Ranger referring to the
topics/subjects & page# 's where mentioned
within The Ranger. Second, a
stable small area for a paragraph referring
to one recent breakthrougb in our
world mentioned weekly.
I suggest The Ranger is widely read
by our student body. With this in mind,
the information in it is important. It is
important for informing, educating,
and yes, advertising. Advertising th.e
best of the necessary services and
goods for the students of Parkside. · The Ranger is informing our college
student for the today and for tne
tomorrow.
That said the next step is change. We
use Parkside as a tool for change. College
is the embodiment of change and
always for the good. It is for survival,
ease of living, and comfort. There will
be proper change with control and
directed order.
Order is what I am petitioning you
to do. Inform the student body in an
up-to-date, ordered format, one lead
connecting to another.
Students at Parkside are busy at
their classes, studies, and just plain
being a part of this ever-growing Institution.
Well I say to you, help us, organize
your informative works so the students
more efficiently and to their betterment
connect directly to the recent
events, club announcements, special
gatherings, charity events. etc.
Inform us as you have been and utilize
a legend to reach us. Include a
breakthrough each week found in the
different facets of our world to keep us
in wonder. Thank you for your attention
and time.
Student and reader of The Ranger
Sincerely,
Pedro Rodarte
women .In Politics
Seminar Here Feb. 10
UW-Parkside will host the conference
"Women in Politics: Empowering
Women in the Political Process," Saturday,
Feb. 10. Featuring U.S. Rep. Tammy
Baldwin, State Sen. Mary Panzer and
other politically successful women, the
program will allow participants to
explore political office with women who
have won elections, learn the basics of
running a successful campaign, and
help develop their advocacy and organizmg
skills.
Hosted by Conference Chair Pamela
Keating, participants will hear Rep.
Baldwin answer the question "Why
Should Women Get Involved in Politics."
Baldwin, a Democrat from Wisconsin's
Second Congressional District, was
the first woman elected to represent the
state in the U.S. House. Following lunch,
State Sen. Panzer, Republican floor
leader in the Senate will address "How
Women Can Influence the Political
Process."
Separate training sessions will examine
how woman and activists can make
a difference in politics. Others will
explore issue advocacy and grass roots
organizing and ways to get women
elected to public office.
Training sessions will be led by Susan
Mudd, state director of Citizens for a
Better Environment; and M. Jeanne
DeRose and Kathleen Falk, state representatives
in the National Women's
Political Caucus. Other panelists and
presenters include State Sen. Kim
Plache, State Representatives Bonnie
Ladwig and Samantha Starzyk,
Kenosha City Council President Katherine
Marks, and UW-Parkside Political
Science Professor Anne Gurnack.
Cost of the day-long conference is $25
per person and $10 for full-time students.
This includes materials, continental
breakfast and lunch. Scholarships are
available. The program will be held at
the Student Union. A reception hosted
by UW-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating
will follow the seminar.
For a registration form and more
information, call Mark Marlaire, UWParkside
Continuing Education, at ext,
2312 or e-mail marlaire@uwp.edu.
U.S. Representative Tammy Baldwin
A lovely Dav al" the PARC
By Tyrone A Payton
How does a student plan for a day
at the PARC? Well, just ask Jacquelyn
Haley-Renaud, Parkside Academics
Resource Center (PARC) Coordinator.
On recent inquiries of the PARC facility,
Ms. Haley-Renaud informed that
the PARC would be currently under
renovation until the end of January.
There will now be new IBM Pentium
III Processors to replace the old computers,
as well as new furniture and
tables for a more comfortable climate
for students.
Although they have a fresher environment,
the PARC always welcomes
new academic tutors. The majority of
tutors now are of writing and mathematics
instruction, but PARC has been
in search for business, computer science
and foreign language tutors,
especially Spanish tutors. Every year
PARC loses consultants to graduation
and is always in need of filling positions
so as to help the student populace
that might be in need of assistance
in a certain subject.
Some are so moved by their experience
in helping students that they
progress on to becoming full-fledged
teachers themselves. Most recently,
two former tutors, one majoring in
mathematics and the other in physics
and chemistry, have chosen the path
of becoming a professor. It was their
decision from tutoring that led them
into the education field.
Another proud ann0uncement that
PARC coordinator, Ms. HaleyRenaud,
mentions is that they take
pride in employing a very diverse
staff of tutors from many nations. Our
international students are a very positive
addition to PARC as it shows its
highly sociable side. The PARC staff
includes approximately 60-75 parttime
employees from countries such
as Ethiopia, Sri Lanka, India, South
America, Armenia, Russia, Korea and
many more. To quote Ms. HaleyRenaud,
"We are a very diverse student
tutoring population serving a
much wider range of student body
population."
For those students who plan on a
day at the PARC, they are open Monday
through Friday. Their hours are
Mon. and Tues. from 9-6pm, Wed. and
Thurs. from 9-9pm, and Friday 9-12
noon. If students wish to contact the
PARC office, call 595-2044. Stop by
and Visit the PARC at Wyllie Hall
D180.
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Page4 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
UW-Parkside's· Casino and PsychiC Night Cashes In
By Tyrone A Payton
UW-Parkside students who had been
bitten by the gambling bug got to
scratch their itch last Thursday night.
The Parkside Activities Board sponsored
a night of showbiz intrigue and
Vegas style with a special Casino & Psychic
Night in the Union Square. Those
students who took a break from their
late night studying on January 25, were
able to enjoy tile likes of a floor of blackjack
tables, two craps tables, and a
roulette wheel, as wen as the entertaining
predictions of a local psychic.
Those in attendance were given play
money of 300 gambling dollars for play
source. The guests then had their
choice of pleasures on which game they
would try to make or break their phony
fortunes. The object for the entire night
was to educate students on the more
proper ways to gamble. The employed
guest dealers were there to playas well
as educate, as they took their own time
to inform students on how to operate at
the table without losing their shirts.
The event's coordinator/ sponsor,
Sabrina Morgan, was thankfuf to the
casino specialist, Michael Lease, who
assisted the development of the night's
festivities by bringing in actual casino
employees.
The object for acquiring raffle tickets
was to cash in $200 worth in chips for
each additional raffle ticket that a student
wanted besides the free ticket that
was given to each student as they
entered the Union Square house.
As students lost their money, they
would have to do an embarrassing jig
for the PABvolunteers just to get another
voucher of gambling money, which I
unfortunately had the chance to get
jiggy with the house volunteers just to
get a chance to lose at the roulette
wheel. If students-like me-lost their
cash at either of the games, they always
had the psychic to sit down with to pre-'
dict their real days of good luck. That is
if you had the chance to see her.
The waiting line was so long that it
was nearly impossible to get some
advice on lucky numbers. Other benefits
of the night were the free prizes
ranging from $10 at Wal-Mart or Blockbuster
to gifts from the school bookstore
to a lava lamp, and a CD/ DVD
player. Those who didn't come away
with anything, at least got to enjoy
spending some time with their friends,
as the Casino & Psychic Night was a big
success. Now all students have to
worry about is joining a Gamblers'
Anonymous program.
Mark your calendars for these fantastic events coming this semester!
TnlJIlSD4Y r~BRU4IlY 1 11:30 A.P>1. - 1:30 P.I'l"I. M41NPLAC~
BLACK NIl> TORY 1'10NTN PROCiR,,"1'1
rR1:1:
Black History Month will get under way with this opening event featuring speakers, the UW-Parkside Gospel Choir, African Storyteller
Teju and an African arts vendor.
Sponsored by Black Student Union
8ATlJRDAl' rrBRIJ4RY:l
CiOl>PI:L I:XPLOl>ION
rR1:1:
This eXciting event wilt feature a variety of excellent choirs from Southeastern wrsconsm. Including UW-Parksides' own
Gospel Choir, Holy Recovery. Greater G~aceTemple, Voices of Faith, Carthage College, Wisconsin State Youth Choir,
UW- Milwaukee Gospel Choir, and Holy Redeemer ~ "
Come experience uplifting sounds of gospel musicl \
Sponsored by Black etocent Union ~ . •. ~
, . ~ ,
It'rDNrSDAY r~BRUAR'" 7 s: ffi 7:00 P.!'1. . ~1STUDI:NT C~NTI'"R CINI:!'1A
,,"POLLO I>NOW Xi ill "'" . i
$3/PI:RSON . . • J 1'" ,I ,I
The 3rd annual showcase of UW-Pa~id$ and local talent. See these performers comPete for B¢ash prize.
Sponsored by Parkstde Acttotnee Boaut~nd Black Stud~nt Union. .J r: '1
SATIJRDA", rI:BRUAR)' Ut~, \., l7:3ti~.1.. if IlCO!'1!'1 ART T"~TRI:
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$ 15/TICk~T .... VAlI..AIU.I:'.'"-O!CYHJ ~ ,,''1 ¥ <%.
Merging the spirit and energyQ) the colmtry's, best yourig"dancers with creative vision of t¢gay's most outstanding
choreographers, Ailey II pre~~ts an evening Qldance tha!, is a feast the senses. .,1
Sponsored by Arts: Alive °hi" \"0'''' ,;
tN V·.,·!h
WI:DNI'"SDA'" rrBRUAR'"
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rlLI'1, LOVI: ,,"NO B,,"I>KI:T~
$2/P~RSON jj.~\
Spend Valentine's Day with Gmar
the game of basketball a 0
Sponsored by StUdent A
8:00 P.!'1~ 5TUDI"NT CII:NTI:R CINI:!'1A
athletes wh6hiilve love for
:;
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SW~r:Tnl.'A.RTBA.LL
$IO/PI:RI>ON OR $l
Come dressed to impress fGl,(
provided and professional p
Sponsored by Black Stude
NTI:R 5QUARI:
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MDNrSDAY rl:BRIJARY 21
LOSTON n.4RRIS
$12/TICK~T 4.v ..... l..AIM..I:.
Jazz fans. here's your chance t
and exciting piano arrangements,
beyond them; taking the music an
Sponsored by Black Stu \ 'on
rRIDAY rrBRU4R)' 23
rA,SnIOJi'tllSnOW
$2/PI:RSON
View the hottest trends from
second Annual Fashion Show.
and Gingiss Formal Wear.
Special Dance performance by the
Sponsored by Black Student Union
istory Month, BSU presents its
, Lerner New York, The BUCkle,
The University of Wisconsin-Parbide provides services for patrons with special needs.
Please contacllhe Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595.2345.
Febru~ry t. 2001
RELAX!
With a UW-P
Mini-Course
, Okay, its early in the semester,
you're just starting to feel comfortable
with your classes, and you don't want
to hear the word "stress" or any variation
of it. You don't feel stressed right
now and you don't want to be reminded
that such a state of mind exists.
UW-Parkside mini-courses may
help you maintain that stress free state
of being even as the semester
approaches critic mass. These are fun,
low cost courses-in fact, downright
cheap for UW-Parkside studentsranging
in length from a single class
to six weekly sessions. And you can
take something outside your major to
take you mind off studying. Take an
art or craft courses, or photography, or
music, or dance, or exercise. You get
the picture.
What's offered? Well, arts and
crafts courses include "Pastel Drawing"
for six Mondays starting February
5, "Watercolors' for six Tuesdays
starting February 6, "Drawing" beginning
February 7 for six weeks, and
"Introduction to Calligraphy," for six
Wednesday starting February 7. A single
class on origami is offered February
8.
"Beginning Crochet" begins three
weekly sessions February 13, and the
"Art of Rubber Stamping" can be
learned on four Tuesdays starting February
13.
Feeling relaxed yet? Good, there's
more.
Aspiring musicians can study "fiddle
I" or "Fiddle II" on six Wednesdays
starting February 7. For musical
novices, "Harmonica for Beginners"
and "Beginning Guitar" both will
cover six Thursdays begin February 8.
Dancers can do "Swing I" and
"Swing II" step out for six Wednesday
starting Feb. 7, and "Tap Dancing"
debuts for six Mondays starting February
12.
For the mind and body, "Yoga" is
offered for six Mondays beginning
Feb. 5, "Exercise on a Fit Ball" begins a
six Tuesday run February 7, and "The
Art of Personal Writing" is offered for
four Tuesdays beginning February 13.
A one session class "MenopauseThe
Natural Way" is February 5.
Two special interest mini-courses
begin this month: "Conversational
Spanish" for six Monday starting Feb.
5, and "I Brought This Camcorder,
Now What Do I Do" is offered on two
Tuesdays starting February 13.
. All classes are held on campus durmg
the evemng and special low student
fees are available for each class.
A brochure with more complete
information about each class is available
by calling [o.Anne Yantis at ext.
2277.
Start practicing stress relief now.
Take a UW-Parkside mini-course
today!
Page4 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
uw-Parkside's casino and Psvchic Night Cashes In
By Tyrone A Payton
UW-Parkside students who had been
bitten by the gambling bug got to
scratch their itch last Tnursday night.
The Parkside Activities Board sponsored
a night of showbiz intrigue and
Vegas style with a special Casino & Psychic
Night in the Union Square. Those
students who took a break from their
late night studying on January 25, were
able to enjoy ilie likes of a floor of blackjack
tables, two craps tables, and a
roulette wheel, as well as the entertaining
predictions of a local psychic.
Those in attendance were given play
money of 300 gambling dollars for play
source. The guests then had their
choice of pleasures on which game they
would try to make or break ilieir phony
fortunes. The object for the entire night
was to educate students on the more
proper ways to gamble. The employed
guest dealers were there to play as well
as educate, as they took their own time
to inform students on how to operate at
the table without losing their snirts.
The event's coordinator/ sponsor,
Sabrina Morgan, was thankful to the
casino SJJecialist, Michael Lease, who
assisted the development of the night's
festivities by bringing in actual casino
employees.
The object for acquiring raffle tickets
was to cash in $200 worth in chips for
each additional raffle ticket that a student
wanted besides the free ticket that
was given to each student as they
entered the Union Square house.
As students lost their money, they
would have to do an embarrassing jig
for the PAB volunteers just to get another
voucher of gambling money, which I
unfortunately had the chance to get
jiggy with the house volunteers just to
get a chance to lose at the roulette
wheel. If students-like me-lost their
cash at either of the games, they always
had the psychic to sit down with to predict
their real days of good luck. That is
if you had the chance to see her.
The waiting line was so long that it
was nearly impossible to get some
advice on lucky numbers. Other benefits
of the night were the free prizes
ranging from $10 at Wal-Mart or Blockbuster
to gifts from the school bookstore
to a lava lamp, and a CD/ DVD
player. Those who didn't come away
with anything, at least got to enjoy
spending some time with their friends,
as the Casino & Psychic Night was a big
success. Now all students have to
worry about is joining a Gamblers'
Anonymous program.
BLACK nlSTORY ~ONTl1 ~V~NTS
Mark your calendars for these fantastic events coming this semester!
TUURSDAl', rr:BRUARl' 1
BIA.CK nlSTOIH' ~ONTn PRO6RAM
rRl:I:
11 :30 A."'1. - 1 :30 P."'1. "'1AIN PLACI:
Black History Month will get under way with this opening event featuring speakers, the UW-Parkside Gospel Choir, African Storyteller
Teju and an African arts vendor.
Sponsored by Black Student Union
5ATURDAl', l"l:BRUARl' 3
fiOSPl:L l:XPLOSION
rRl:I:
6:00P."'1, STUDl:NT Cl:NTl:R CINl:"'1A
This exciting event will feature a variety of excellent choirs from Southeastern Wisconsin. Including UW-Parksides' own
Gospel Choir, Holy Recovery, Greater Grace Temple, Voices of Faith, Carthage CoUege, Wisconsin State Youth Choir,
UW- Milwaukee Gospel Choir, and Holy Redeemer i \ Come experience uplifting sounds of gospel music! \ \
Sponsored by Black Student Union l \ M.
\ l I
' 7i_OO P."'1. j STUD&:NT C&:NT&:R CINl:1'1A
'
Wl:DNl:SQAl'., fl:BRUARY 7
A.POLLO SNOW b
$3/Plt"RSON . f ! The 3rd annual showcase of UW-Parksfde and loc lent. See these performers compete for;;, ash prize.
Sponsored by Parkside Activities Boa.td.and Black nt Union. :1 p ~\. i • .· -~ 1-~ !' ::'o::
sATuRoAr. rr:eRuARJ: 10 sa I 7:30P.~. f · . co,..,.. ART Tna:ATRa:
A.ILll:Y II ;i:Al • i \. to\
$1S/TICKl:T .....,.,LUIU):.,~~ \ . I \
Merging the sprnt and energy Qf the country s best young dancers with the p~sion and crea , vision of tgqay's most outstanding
choreographers, Arley If pr an evening of dance that is a feast for the eyes ar,d the senses. · '.f
Sponsored by Arts: Alive \ ·~ • ... A
Wl:DNl:SDAY, M:BRUARl' 14
rl~: LOVI: A.ND BA.SKl:TB~
~ ,,
7a~p."'1. ' &:NTl:R CINl:"'1A
$2/Pl:RSON \
Spend Valentine's Day with Omar
the game of basketball and each o
Sponsored by Student Actht'
rRID41', rr;BRUARl' 18
SWl:1:TNl:A.RT BA.LL
$ 1O/Pl:RSON OR $ 1
WCDNCSDA)'., rl:BRUARJ' 21
LOSTON NA.RRIS
$ 12 /TICKl:T AV,ULUIU) •
rRIDAJ' rr:BRUAR)'. 23
rA.sn1ON snow
$2/Pl:RSON 1
View the hottest trends from gr$:l,fl(\cal mtailei's second Annual Fashion Show. Featuring the tatest
and Gingiss Formal Wear. :.
Special Dance performance by the Mliwuakee Hlg
Sponsored by Black Student Union ,.
velovefor -
1:NTl:R SQUAil&:
L """''J-,m•-
;y
~ !~RT TNl:A TRI:
for his silky smooth vocals
inatra ... and then he goes
l:NT Cl:NTl:R SQUAil&:
istory Month, BSU presents its
, Lerner New York, The Buckle,
The University of Wisconsin-Parkside provides services for patrons with special needs.
Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595•2345.
Febru~ry 1, 2001
RELAX!
With a UW-P
Mini-Course
.,. .
Okay, its early in the semester,
you're just starting to feel comfortable
with your classes, and you don't want
to hear the word "stress" or any variation
of it. You don't feel stressed right
now and you don't want to be reminded
that such a state of mind exists.
OW-Parkside mini-courses may
help you maintain that stress free state
of being even as the semester
approacnes critic mass. These are fun,
low cost courses-in fact, downright
cheap for OW-Parkside studentsranging
in length from a single class
to six weekly sessions. And you can
take something outside your major to
take you mind off studying. Take an
art or craft courses, or photography, or
music, or dance, or exercise. You get
the picture.
What's offered? Well, arts and
crafts courses include "Pastel Drawing"
for six Mondays starting February
5, "Watercolors" for six Tuesdays
starting February 6, "Drawing" beginning
February 7 for six weeks, and
"Introduction to Calligraphy," for six
Wednesday starting February 7. A single
class on origami is offered February
8.
"Beginning Crochet" begins three
weekly sessions February 13, and the
"Art of Rubber Stamping" can be
learned on four Tuesdays starting February
13.
Feeling relaxed yet? Good, there's
more.
Aspiring musicians can study "Fiddle
I" or "Fiddle II" on six Wednesdays
starting February 7. For musical
novices, "Harmonica for Beginners"
and "Beginning Guitar" both will
cover six Thursdays begin February 8.
Dancers can do "Swing I" and
"Swing II" step out for six Wednesday
starting Feb. 7, and "Tap Dancing"
debuts for six Mondays starting February
12.
For the mind and body, "Yoga" is
offered for six Mondays beginning
Feb. 5, "Exercise on a Fit Ball" begins a
six Tuesday run February 7, and "The
Art of Personal Writing" is offered for
four Tuesdays beginning February 13.
A one session class "MenopauseThe
Natural Way" is February 5.
Two special interest mini-courses
begin this month: "Conversational
Spanish" for six Monday starting Feb.
5, and "I Brought This Camcorder,
Now What Do I Do" is offered on two
Tuesdays starting February 13.
All classes are-held on campus during
the evening and special low student
fees are available for each class.
A brochure with more complete
information about each class is available
by calling JoAnne Yantis at ext.
2277.
Start practicing stress relief now.
Take a UW-Parkside mini-course
today!
February 1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside PageS
Ailev II Dancers. at UW·Paltlside Feb. 10
UW-Parkside is proud to present
the physical artistry of the Ailey II
modem dance troupe. Part of the University's
highly successful Arts:
ALIVE! series; Ailey II will perform
Saturday, Feb. 10, at 7:30 p.m. in the
Com.Arts Theatre.
Merging the spirit and energy of the
America'sbest young dancers with the
passion and creative vision of today's
outstanding choreographers, Ailey II
f.resents an evening of dance that is a
east for the eyes and the senses.
Drawing on the talents of dance masters
Alvin Ailey, Judith Jamison, and
other stylists, Ailey II has been called
"Breathtaking in its invention" by the
New York Times. The New York Post
described Ailey II's performance as
"Powerful and elegant dancing."
Experience this physical artistry for
yourself when the Arts: ALIVE! series
presents Ailey II. A limited number of
seats remain for the performance. For
more information and tickets, stop by
the RangerCard Office or call ext. 2345.
If bodies in motion-amazing motion-is your kind of entertainment, get your tickets
now for Ailey U.The dance troupe from New York City is here for an Arts:
ALIVE! performance Saturday Feb. 10 at 7:30 p.m. Don't miss ill
Another Hit For Bullock
By:Lynn Garcia
"Miss Congeniality" is the story of
a tomboy FBI agent, Gracie Hart(Sandra
Bullock), who is asked to go
undercover in the Miss United States
Pageant to catch a bomber. At first she
wants nothing to do with the case, but
. is quickly persuaded by fellow agent
Eric Matthews (Benjamin Bratt). The
transformation from agent to beauty
contestant is a new twist on the classic
George Bernard Shaw play, Pygmalion.
Michael Caine is brilliantly cast as,
Victor Melling, the Henry Higgins of
the film. He agrees to take Gracie
under his wings and turn her into a
well-mannered and well-groomed
contestant. He brings in a whole
entourage to help with her make-up,
hair, and personality. Upon their.first
meeting, Victor thinks there is no possible
way that anyone would befieve
Gracie was a real contestant.
When it comes time to participate
in the Miss United States Pageant Gracie
makes friends with the other contestants
and finally begins to enjoy
herself. She asks Victor to help her
become more ot a lady and actually
. wants to do well in the competition,
something she had never intended ..
I don't want to give too much away
so I'll wrap it up. I recommend. this
enjoyable comedy for anyone who is
looking for a movie that is full of tal- .
ent and lots of laughs. •
Sandra Bullock as the lovely and talented
"Miss Congeniality." The film is a
modem telling of Shaw's "Pygmalion."
ASO Week
By Tanya Kozlowski, Delta Chapter
Vice President, National Historian
The hermanas of Alpha Sigma Omega
Latina Sorority, Inc. invite all UW-Parkside
students, faculty, staff, community,
and friends to come celebrate ASO Week
held January 29 through February 2. We
want to wish everyone good luck with
their classes, jobs, organizations, and
any other responsibilities one might
have this semester!
We hope to see some new and old
faces this week and participate in our
events. If you missed our movie night,
poetry reading, and study skills workshop
held earlier this week you may still
attend today's informational at 6 p.m. in
Union 207 and afterwards go to our
open Rec. Center in the Den starting at
7:30.On Friday 0IIT Service Table will be
nmning from 11 a.m. to Ij.m. We will
be collecting clothing an food dona-·
tions for the crisis that is going on in El
Salvador. Wewill also have some general
information about ASO. We encourage
everyone to spread the word
through your various organizations,
friends, teachers, staff, and professors.
Sponsored by Student Activities, Dramatic Arts. and English Department
The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page5
Ailev 11 Dancers. at UW-Paltlside Feb. 10 ISO Week
UW-Parkside is proud to present
the physical artistry of the Ailey II
modem dance troupe. Part of the University's
highly successful Arts:
ALIVE! series, Ailey II will perform
Saturday, Feb. 10, at 7:30 p.m. in the
Com. Arts Theatre.
Merging the spirit and energy of the
America's best young dancers with the
passion and creative vision of today's
outstanding choreographers, Ailey II
presents an evening of dance that is a
feast for the eyes and the senses.
Drawing on the talents of dance masters
Alvin Ailey, Judith Jamison, and
other stylists, Ailey II has been called
"Breathtaking in its invention" by the
New York Times. The New York Post
described Ailey II' s performance as
"Powerful and elegant dancing."
Experience this physical artistry for
yourself when the Arts: ALIVE! series
presents Ailey II. A limited number of
seats remain for the performance. For
more information and tickets, stop by
the RangerCard Office or call ext. 2345.
If bodies in motion-amazing motion-is your kind of entertainment, get your tickets
now for Ailey !I. The dance troupe from New York City is here for an Arts:
ALIVE! performance Saturday Feb. 10 at 7:30 p.m. Don't miss it!
By Tanya Kozlowski, Delta Chapter
Vice President, National Historian
The hermanas of Alpha Sigma Omega
Latina Sorority, Inc. invite all UW-Parkside
stq.dents, faculty, staff, community,
and friends to come celebrate ASO Week
held January 29 through February 2. We
want to wish everyone good luck with
their classes, jobs, organizations, and
any other responsibilities one might
have this semester!
We hope to see some new and old
faces this week and participate in our
events. If you missed our movie night,
2oetry readins, and study skills workshop
held earlier this week you may still
attend today's informational at 6 p.m. in
Union 207 and afterwards go to our
open Rec. Center in the Den starting at
7:30. On Friday our Service Table will be
running from 11 a.m. to 1/.m. We will
be collecting clothing an food dona-· tions for the crisis that is going on in El
Salvador. We will also have some general
information about ASO. We encourage
everyone to spread thr word
tfuough your various organizations,
friends, teachers, staff, and professors.
Another Hit For Bullock
By: Lynn Garcia
"Miss Congeniality" is the story of
a tomboy FBI agent, Gracie Hart(Sandra
Bullock), who is asked to go
undercover in the Miss United States
Pageant to catch a bomber. At first she
wants nothing to do with the case, but
is quickly persuaded by fellow agent
Eric Matthews (Benjamin Bratt). The
transformation from agent to beauty
contestant is a new twist on the classic
George Bernard Shaw play, Pygmalion.
Michael Caine is brilliantly cast as,
Victor Melling, the Henry Higgins of
the film. He agrees to take Gracie
under his wings and tum her into a
well-mannered and well-groomed
contestant. He brings in a whole
entourage to help witn her make-up,
hair, and personality. Upon their .first
meeting, Victor thinks tfiere is no possible
way that anyone would believe
Gracie was a real contestant.
When it comes time to participate
in the Miss United States Pageant Gracie
makes friends with the other contestants
and finally begins to enjoy
herself. She asks Victor to help her
become more ot a lady and actually
.vants to do well in tlie competition,
something she had never intended ..
I don't want to give too much away
so I'll wrap it up. I recommend this
enjoyable comedy for anyone who is
looking for a movie that is full of talent
and lots of laughs.
Sandra Bullock as the lovely and talented
"Miss Congeniality." The film is a
modem telling of Shaw's "Pygmalion."
Wednesday, February 7, 2001 ... :.
8 p.m. Union Square ~ <~ ,;;
Free! ··
Sponsored by Student Activities. Dnunatic Arts, and English Department •
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Erin M Flannery Racine, WI Jeremy R Gemig Kenosha, WI Alan A Paal Franksville, WI
Kristi L Forbes Franksville, WI Leeann Grandsard Kenosha, WI Paul A Pedrosa Sturtevant, WI
Maggie R Gillespie Racine, WI Tajdeep K Grewal Kenosha, WI Joseph A Piirto Racine, WI
Joan L Gouff Sturtevant, WI John A Groschopf Bristol, WI Samantha R Pucely Racine, WI
Timothy J Graff Burlington, WI Maryalice. Guttormsen Kenosha, WI Shani M Ritt Sturtevant, WI
Dena M Gunderson Union Grove, WI Tarik N Hamdan Kenosha, WI Derek R Rivers Racine, WI
Rachael E Herda Burlington, WI Rolly A Hibbeln Trevor, WI Hilton A Roland Racine, WI
Rosalinda Hernandez Racine, WI Benjamin C Hofmann Kenosha, WI Robert C Rollins Racine, WI
Jill W Hoffman Racine, WI Gale E Horton Kenosha, WI Crystal D Routon Racine, WI
Darren A Holland Union Grove, WI Reml Johnson Kenosha, WI Amanda M Schneider Racine, WI
Ramon A Jaimez Racine, WI Bryanna J Jurvis Kenosha, WI Dawn M Sheffield Racine, WI
Susan J Jensen Sturtevant, WI Ahlam M Khalaf Kenosha, WI Crystal A Smith Racine, WI
Mary S Kaprelian Racine, WI Carol J Klees-Starks Kenosha, WI Matt L Spang Racine, WI
Nathalie A Kelsey Racine, WI Garrett L Kornman Kenosha, WI Karen E Sprague Racine, WI
Ginger L Kinyon Racine, WI Peter J Kos Kenosha, WI Rebecca A Stratman Racine, WI
Rebecca L Klinzing Racine, WI Stephanie S Krehbiel Kenosha, WI Kristine A Strauss Racine, WI
LeslieAKlug Racine, WI Natalie L Kring Kenosha, WI Jacqueline J Strelow Waterford, WI
Bradley Kostreva Racine, WI Donna M Kubicki .salem, WI Julie Thompson Racine, WI
Kimberly A Kragh Racine, WI Marc A Laudonlo Kenosha, WI Jennifer Tremelling Racine, WI
Juliet H Lena Kansasville, WI Kathryn L Lemke Kenosha, WI Kellie A Tuttle Racine, WI
Lisa A Lequia Racine, WI Joline M Levanetz Trevor, WI Jaimie D Utley Racine, WI'
Ellen K Leslie Racine, WI Jennifer M Little Kenosha, WI Brian D Van Schyndel Racine, WI
Amy L Maack Racine, WI Kimberly J Little Kenosha, WI Sheryl L Villalpando Sturtevant, WI
Ronald J Macdonald Racine, WI JoA Medley Kenosha, WI Stephen J Von Dissen Racine, WI
Jennifer M Maller Racine, WI Karyn M Meyer Kenosha, WI Eileen B Welch Franksville, WI
Joseph A Marsch Racine, WI Kathleen M Meyer Pleasant Prairie, WI Craig J Wilking Burlington, WI
Tonya M Matelski Racine, WI Celia M Miller Pleasant Prairie, WI John A Wilson Racine, WI
Kevin W Matson Racine, WI Andrew J Modory Kenosha, WI Nicole M Wilson Franksville, WI
Zahra I McCray Racine, WI Patricia J Novsam Kenosha, WI Nicholas J Zeleski Racine, WI
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Bruce D Ives Kenosha, WI Tracy L McFee Racine, WI Sarah M Olsen Salem, WI
Sharon R Jensen-Rugaber Kenosha, WI Lavegas K Miller Racine, WI Derek J Petersen Kenosha, WI
Dennis A Johnson Pleasant Prairie, WI Eyad M Museteif
Andrea N Juliani Kenosha, WI . Veronica A Nelsen
Racine, WI Ramona K Pettry Kenosha, WI
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Racine, WI Joseph M Ricciardi Kenosha, WI
Dieter A Kehrhahn Kenosha, WI Christina M Palm
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Kholoud M Khalaf Kenosha, WI Richard R Plachter
Racine, WI Jennifer C Schultz Salem, WI
Racine, WI Christopher L Schumache Twin Lakes, WI
Hyun C Kim Kenosha, WI Heidi A Rashleger Racine, WI Mona Sin Kenosha, WI
Sean A King Bristol, WI Daniel R Reinders Racine, WI Michael P Slye Kenosha, WI
Emily K Lauer Kenosha, WI Christopher A Roland Racine, WI Danielle L Smith Kenosha, WI
Terri L Leslie Kenosha, WI Brian J Schalk Racine, WI Stacy L Smith Kenosha, WI
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Christine L Martin Kenosha, WI Christina M Schutz Racine, WI Amanda Suchy Kenosha, WI
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Jason Metallo Kenosha, WI Rachel L Sonnentag ' Racine, WI Sonia A Wade Kenosha, WI
Valerie A Miller Kenosha, WI Stephen T Sorenson Racine, WI Jennifer D Weis Salem, WI
Joseph V Morrone Kenosha, WI Robyn R Spink Burlington, WI Michelle R Widmar Kenosha, WI
Gary W Mousourakis Silver Lake, WI Josh J Stacy Racine, WI Martha A Wing Kenosha, WI
Kristy L Mueller Kenosha, WI Meghan L Strasburg Raclne, WI Elaine M Yanzito Trevor, WI
Samuel W Naegele Kenosha, WI Courtenay H Teska Racine, WI Pamela J Zernia Kenosha, WI
Shawn T Nielson Kenosha, WI Jennifer K Toutant Racine, WI Amanda L Albrecht Racine, WI
Tanya A Prostko Kenosha, WI Julie A Truesdell Burlington, WI Brenda E Baumeister Racine, WI
James C Puhr Pleasant Prairie, WI Benjamin M Turk Racine, WI Timothy A Beck Caledonia, WI
Amber L Ridolfi Kenosha, WI Timothy D Tuttle Racine, WI Eric J Bergemann Racine, WI
Steven R Ripper Kenosha, WI Patricia L Urban Racine, WI Katherine J Braun Racine, WI
Daniel J Roethe Kenosha, WI Rebecca A Van Swol Union Grove, WI Robin L Braun Racine, WI
Starlet D Rondeau Kenosha, WI Katherine M Vick Racine, WI Jennifer L Bremberger Burlington, WI
Kelly K Sakalowski Bristol, WI Christina E Wend Racine, WI Chad L Chapin I Sturtevant, WI
Michelle L Santelli Kenosha, WI Michael J Wltkofski Racine, WI Stephanie L Clausen Racine, WI
Kyle S Scuglik Kenosha, WI Chris P Condon Racine, WI
Vrunda D Shah Kenosha, WI Rebecca M Cruz Union Grove, WI
Nicole R Smith Kenosha, WI 3.90 to 4.00 Susan M Dana Racine, WI
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Jacob W Tatay Kenosha, WI Christine M Alder Kenosha, WI Eze B Elechi Racine, WI
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Tracy L Vanderford Kenosha, WI Bridget J Allen-Laehn Kenosha, WI Natalie E Funderburg Racine, WI
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Matthew J WaWiorka Kenosha, WI Heidi A Baehr Kenosha, WI Rogelio X Garcia Kansasville, WI
Adrienne F Wiegert Kenosha, WI Georgette M Ball Kenosha, WI Stephanie M Green Racine, WI
Jean M WIiheim Kenosha, WI Mary A Berger Salem, WI David J Higgens Racine, WI
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Lori S Wood Kenosha, WI Daniel J Bosdech Kenosha, WI Lee R Johnson Union Grove, WI
Pamela K Zielsdorf Kenosha, WI Dilpreet Brar Bristol, WI Carol L Jones Racine, WI
Melissa A Ziemba Pleasant Prairie, WI Manpreet Brar Bristol, WI Paul J Kawa Racine, WI
Debra L Andrekus Burlington, WI Joseph A Brooks Kenosha, WI James M Klitzke Racine, WI
Brenda Ashmore Racine, WI Jamie L Brown Kenosha, WI Kristi M Lacanne Racine, WI
Holly D Bahr Wind Lake, WI Melissa A Busse • Kenosha, WI Joshua S Langer Racine, WI
Katie M Beaumier Sturtevant, WI Chistopher J Bytnar Kenosha, WI Steven J Lenart Racine, WI
Joseph V Biondi Racine, WI Chad C Cantwell -Twin Lakes, WI Blake C Luedtke Racine, WI
Michael E Bose Union Grove, WI Mary F Cenni Pleasant Prairie, WI Shaun T Lukas Franksville, WI
Carla A Castellano Racine, WI Michelle L Coan Kenosha, WI Eric J Masshardt Union Grove, WI
Angelina M Cruz Racine, WI Christina M Conforti Pleasant Prairie, WI Terry A Mccarthy Burlington, WI
Maria V Dimitrova Racine, WI Kristan A Constant Kenosha, WI Andrew M Mendez Racine, WI
Ryan M Dunsworth Kenosha, WI Diana M Covelli Kenosha, WI Dana L Mueller Burlington, WI
Jeanette Dutton-Boilek Racine, WI Mary C Debish Kenosha, WI Debra J Mueller Union Grove, WI
Aaron A Embury Racine, WI Brigette A Dei Salem, WI Katie L Mutter Union Grove, WI
Jamie N Fierke Racine, WI Paul M Francetic Kenosha, WI Kevin P Nelson Racine, WI
Amanda M Flannery Racine, WI Angela R Gallagher Kenosha, WI Bennett C Olson Sturtevant, WI
Erin M Flannery Racine, WI Jeremy R Gemig Kenosha, WI AlanAPaal Franksville, WI
Kristi L Forbes Franksville, WI Leeann Grandsard Kenosha, WI Paul A Pedrosa Sturtevant, WI
Maggie R Gillespie Racine, WI Tajdeep K Grewal Kenosha, WI Joseph A Piirto Racine, WI
Joan L Gouff Sturtevant, WI John A Groschopf Bristol, WI Samantha R Pucely Racine, WI
Timothy J Graff Burlington, WI Maryalice. Guttormsen Kenosha, WI Shani M Ritt Sturtevant, WI
Dena M Gunderson Union Grove, WI Tarik N Hamdan Kenosha, WI Derek R Rivers Racine, WI
Rachael E Herda Burlington, WI Holly A Hibbeln Trevor, WI Hilton A Roland Racine, WI
Rosalinda Hernandez Racine, WI Benjamin C Hofmann Kenosha, WI Robert C Rollins Racine, WI
Jill W Hoffman Racine, WI Gale E Horton Kenosha, WI Crystal D Routon Racine, WI
Darren A Holland Union Grove, WI Remi Johnson Kenosha, WI Amanda M Schneider Racine, WI
Ramon A Jaimez Racine, WI Bryanna J Jurvis Kenosha, WI Dawn M Sheffield Racine, WI
Susan J Jensen Sturtevant, WI Ahlam M Khalaf Kenosha, WI Crystal A Smith Racine, WI
Mary S Kaprelian Racine, WI Carol J Klees-Starks Kenosha, WI Matt L Spang Racine, WI
N?thalie A Kelsey Racine, WI Garrett L Kornman Kenosha, WI Karen E Sprague Racine, WI
Ginger L Kinyon Racine, WI Peter J Kos Kenosha, WI Rebecca A Stratman Racine, WI
Rebecca L Klinzing Racine, WI Stephanie S Krehbiel Kenosha, WI Kristine A Strauss Racine, WI
Leslie A Klug Racine, WI Natalie L Kring Kenosha, WI Jacqueline J Strelow Waterford, WI
Bradley Kostreva Racine, WI . 0onna M Kubicki .Salem, WI Julie Thompson Racine, WI
Kimberly A Kragh Racine, WI Marc A Laudonio Kenosha, WI Jennifer Tremelling Racine, WI
Juliet H Lena Kansasville, WI Kathryn L Lemke Kenosha, WI Kellie A Tuttle Racine, WI
Lisa A Lequia Racine, WI Joline M Levanetz Trevor, WI Jaimie D Utley Racine, w1·
Ellen K Leslie Racine, WI Jennifer M Little Kenosha, WI Brian D Van Schyndel Racine, WI
Amy L Maack Racine, WI Kimberly J Little Kenosha, WI Sheryl L Villalpando Sturtevant, WI
Ronald J Macdonald Racine, WI Jo A Medley Kenosha, WI Stephen J Von Dissen Racine, WI
Jennifer M Maller Racine, WI Karyn M Meyer Kenosha, WI Eileen B Welch Franksville, WI
Joseph A Marsch Racine, WI Kathleen M Meyer Pleasant Prairie, WI Craig J Wilking Burlington, WI
Tonya M Matelski Racine, WI Celia M Miller Pleasant Prairie, WI John A Wilson Racine, WI
Kevin W Matson Racine, WI Andrew J Modory Kenosha, WI Nicole M Wilson Franksville, WI
Zahra I McCray Racine, WI Patricia J Novsam Kenosha, WI Nicholas J Zeleski Racine, WI
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Profile: UW-Parkside Ranger Sniper Brian Coffman is ultimate survivor
By Steve Kratochvil
A 17-year-old Brian Coffman lay in
a hospital bed at St. Joseph Methodist
Hospital, not focusing on the future. In
his mind, he had no future. "I thought
I was going to die," said Coffman, who
suffered through a severe case of
mononucleosis.
The basketball star who was a thirdteam
all-state selection at Penn High
School looked to be permanently
benched. He had lost 26 pounds and
was reduced to a shell of what he once
was.
"I laid there thinking I need to
chan~e the way I act if I ever get out of
here, said Coffman. "That was horrible.
I don't wish that on anyone. My
mom told me everything happens for
a reason. Maybe I was getting too big
for my britches and tfiat was God's
way of bringing me back to earth."
After weeks of hospitalization
which seemed like a lifetime, Coffman
was released. He was a prized recruit
prior to his illness with Division I
school such as Stetson, Youngstown
State, Valpariso and Bowling Green
among others courting him. All lost
interest after the illness. "Ironically, I
wanted to sign a letter of intent before
my senior season so I didn't have to
worry about that during
the season,"
recalled Coffman.
Despite a weakened
condition and
playing in back-tobackgames
on Friday
and Saturday nights,
Coffman led Penn to a
19-4 record. He garnered
second team
all-state honors and
was selected to the
Indiana All-Star
Team. Certainly, there
was room at a college
for a player of his caliber.
But where?
Coffman had one
connection to the
schools which recruited
him, and that was
Jeff Rutter, an assistant
coach at Stetson who had taken
the head job at Wisconsin-Parkside.
"My decision to come to Parkside
was based on three factors. The first
was Coach Rutter, the second was the
high level of competition,
and the third
was I would be able
to play two sports."
Coffman would play
in the .Great Lakes
Valley Conference,
widely regarded as
the toughest Division
II league in the country.
Plus, Coffman
would be able to compete
on the school's
golf team. And he
excelled.
He is the team's
leading basketball
scorer this year, and
he has earned all-conference
honors in golf
twice. "He has always
told me he would do
whatever it takes to
win and he proves that every game,"
said Ranger head basketball coach Jeff
Rutter. "He's a successful, yet humble
youngman."
Athletic success is only temporary
and Coffman is well aware of that fact.
He is paving the way to attend Notre
•
Guard Brian Coffman overcame
serious illness to resurrect his
basketball career.
Men's Basketball:
Weekend Split Keeps Tournev Hopes Alive
The UW-Parkside men's basketbail
team would have preferred to win both
of their Great Lake Valley Conference
(GLVC)games last week. But after landing
with a thud last Thursday night
against St. Joseph's, the Rangers scored
a critical victory over IUPU-FortWayne
on Saturday to stay in the conference
tournament race.
On Thursday, Jan. 25, The Rangers
looked like a man running in loose
sand, losing 85-71 to St. Joseph's. The
Pumas built a 42-30 halftime lead and
never let UWP closer than nine points in
, the second half to seal the victory.
UWP Wrestlers:
Win On Home Mal
Coach Jim Koch's wrestlers made the
most of their only home match of the
semester, defeating UW-Oshkosh 31-13
on Wednesday, Jan. 24.The win was the
14thin the last 15meetings between,the
two schools, pulling The Rangers over
the .500mark for the year at 5-4.
UW-Parkside wrestlers Tyler Freeman,
Luke Goral, Matt Jacobs, Fred
Joseph, Victor Juarez, Craig Klawitter,
and Andy Mueller all picked up wins
during the meet. UWlYnow leads the
all-time series against UW-Oshkosh 21-
4. The team traveled to UW-Stevens
Point for a dual meet last night.
Coach Jeff Rutter was dissatisfied
with every phase of his team's game
against St. Joe's.
"Wedug ourselves a hole in the first
half with poor defense, too much fouling,
and ineffective offensive play," he
said. Rutter credited St. Joe's for aggressiveness
and hunger in gaining an
important conference victory.
The Pumas were led by 22 points
from Hodges Smith and 15 points and
10 rebounds by Brandon Yates. Nick
Knuth scored 17 points to pace UWP
while Qunicey Moman and Brian Coffman
had 10 each.
Last Saturday's 63-55 win against
IUPU-Fort Wayne was a complete turn
around and may have saved the season.
The Rangers' 14-0first half run and 11-0
second naif skein led to the Mastodons'
extinction (sorry, couldn't resist).
The Rangers led by 18 points at the
half, fell behind briefly in the second
half, then re-gained the momentum in
what Coach Rutter called, "As good a
team victory as we have had since I
have been here." Brian Coffman
notched 15 points and Marlon Grice
added 14. UW-Parkside is now 7-10
overall and 4-7 in the GLVC.
Antonio Scores Personal Best,
leads UWP Runners in Indianapolis meel'
UW-Parkside's Amber Antonio continues
to impress whether she's competing
in cross-country or track. Antonia,
who was the Great Lake Valley
Conference cross country runner of the
year, scored a persona! best 17:45.18,
placing fifth in the 5,000-meter run at
the Butler University Smith-Barney
Open in Indianapolis.
In a race that included many Division
I runners, Amber Antonio was the
fourth collegiate finisher in the 22-person
field.
. Other standout performances for
UW-Parkside included Raquel Walls 12
place finish in the 60 hurdles; [ana Weeden's
indoor personal best time of
5:15.40 in the mile run, good for 15th
place.
UW-Parkside's Mike Merckx placed
third in the high jump at Butler, soaring
6 feet, 6 3/4 inches. Mike was the top
collegiate finisher among the dozen
high jumpers.
Dame where he hopes to go to law
school. He will graduate fr?m UWPin
May WIth a B.s. m Criminal Justice
and a B.S. in Sociology.
At UWp, Coffman is president of
the Student Athlete Advisory Commit.
tee. Through this organization, stu.
dent athletes take their concerns to
Coffman, who is the student repressn.
tative for the UWP Athletic Board.
He recently coordinated a fundrais,
ing carnival for the athletic department
and is planning community ser.
vice for Habitat For Humanity, an
organization which refurbishes houses
for those who do not have the means
to do so themselves.
Coffman has made an impact onthe
national level. He is the Division IT
representative on the NCAA Sportsmanship
and Ethical Conduct Committee.
This is made up of one studentathlete
from each division.
Thanks in part to a strong support
system back nome, Brian Coffman has
excelled on the court and on the
course, but more importantly in the
classroom and on varrous committees.
His playing career comes to a close
this academic year, but his career
course has only begun. And to think,
the seed may have sprouted in a hospital
room.
The men host Northern Kentucky
tonight at 7:45 p.m. in the De Simone
Gym. They play Indianapolis Saturday
at 3:15 p.m. UWP students are admitted
free to ali home game. TIckets are $5 for
adults, $3 for high school students, and
$1 for kids 14 years of age and under.
Tonight's game will be televised by
TIme-Warner on a tape-delay basisFriday
night beginning at 6 p.m. on Charmel96
Kenosha, Charmel 14BRacine.
UWP Racewalkers Run
Awav From Field al
Alllel Invilalional
UW-Parkside made a clean sweep of
the top five spots during the Alltel Invitational
3,000 race walk last Friday at
the University of Findlay (Ohio). Jim
Heys won the event with a time of
12:34.65. He was followed by Lachlan
McDonald (12:36.38), Matt DeWitt
(12:59.72),Steven Quirke (13:40.42),and
Mike Stanton (13:45.68).UW-Parkside's
Tim Nickel placed sixth in the race with
a time of 16:17.13.All six qualified for
the NAlA national indoor meet at Johnson
City, Tenn., March2 and 3.
Inthe women's 3,000 race walk, Sam
Cohen (£4:08.95), Deb Huberty
(14:21.95), and Ali Bahr (14:45.04)
placed three-four-five. They qualified
for the USATFIndoor meet to be held in
Atlanta's Georgia Dome March 3.
Page 8 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Profile:• ow-Parkside Ranger Sniper Brian Collman is ultimate survivor
By Steve Kratochvil
A 17-year-old Brian Coffman lay in
a hospital bed at St. Joseph Methodist
Hospital, not focusing on the future. In
his mind, he had no future. "I thought I was going to die," said Coffman, wbo
suffered through a severe case of
mononucleosis.
The basketball star who was a thirdteam
all-state seleotion at Penn High School looked to be permanently benched. He had lost 26 pounds and
was reduced to a shell of what he once
was.
"I laid there thinking I need to
chan~e the way I act if I ever get out of
here, said Coffman. "That was horrible.
I don't wish that on anyone. My
mom told me everything happens for
a reason. Maybe I was getting too big for my britches and tnat was God's
way of bringing me back to earth."
After weeks of hospitalization which seemed like a lifetime, Coffman
was released. He was a prized recruit
prior to his illness with Division I
school such as Stetson, Youngstown State, Valpariso and Bowling Green
among others courting him. All lost
Men's Basketball:
interest after the illness. "Ironically, I
wanted to sign a letter of intent before
my senior season so I didn't have to
worry about that during
the season,"
recalled Coffman.
Despite a weakened
condition and
playing in back-toback.games
on Friday and Saturday nights, Coffman led Penn to a
19-4 record. He gar- nered second team
all-state honors and
was selected to the
Indiana All-Star
Team. Certainly, there
was room at a college for a player of his caliber.
But where?
"My decision to come to Parkside
was based on three factors. The first
was Coach Rutter, the second was the
high level of competi- tion, and the third
was I would be able
to play two sports." Coffman would play in the Great Lakes
Valley Conference,
widely regarded as
the toughest Division
II league in the country.
Plus, Coffman
would be able to compete
on the school's
golf team. And he
excelled.
Coffman had one
connection to the
schools which recruited
him, and that was
Jeff Rutter, an assisGuard
Brian Coffman overcame
serious illness to resurrect his
basketball career .
He is the team's
leading basketball
scorer this year, and
he has earned all-conference
honors in golf twice. "He has always told me he would do
tant coach at Stetson who had taken
the head job at Wisconsin-Parkside.
whatever it takes to
win and he proves that every game," said Ranger head basketball coach Jeff
Rutter. "He's a successful, yet humble
young man."
weekend Split Keeps Tournev Hopes Alive
Athletic success is only temporary and Coffman is well aware of that fact.
He is paving the way to attend Notre
The OW-Parkside men's basketball
team would have preferred to win both
of their Great Lal<e Valley Conference
(GLVC) games last week. But after landing
witn a thud last Thursday night against St. Joseph's, the Rangers scored
a critical victory over IUPU-Fort Wayne
on Saturday to stay in 1:he conference
tournament race.
On Thursday, Jan. 25, The Rangers looked like a man running in loose
sand, losing 85-71 to St. Joseph's. The
Pumas built a 42-30 halftime 1ead and
never let UWP closer than nine points in
the second half to seal the victory.
DWP wrestlers:
Win on Home Mat
Coach Jim Koch's wrestlers made the
most of their only home match of the
semester, defeating OW-Oshkosh 31-13
on Wednesday, Jan. 24. The win was the
14th in the last 15 meetings between the
two schools, pulling The Rangers over
the .500 mark for the year at 5-4.
OW-Parkside wrestlers Tyler Freeman,
Luke Goral, Matt Jacobs, Fred
Joseph, Victor Juarez, Craig Klawitter, and Andy Mueller all picked up wins
during the meet. UWP now leads the
all-time series against OW-Oshkosh 21-
4. The team traveled to OW-Stevens
Point for a dual meet last night.
Coach Jeff Rutter was dissatisfied
with every phase of his team's game against St. Joe's.
"We dug ourselves a hole in the first
half with poor defense, too much fouling,
and ineffective offensive play," he
said. Rutter credited St. Joe's for aggres- siveness and hunger in gaining an
important conference victory. The Pumas were led by 22 points from Hodges Smith and 15 points and
10 rebounds by Brandon Yates. Nick
Knuth scored 17 points to pace UWP
while Qunicey Moman and Brian Coffman
had 10 each.
Last Saturday's 63-55 win against IUPU-Fort Wayne was a complete turn
around and may have saved the season.
The Rangers' 14-0 first half run and 11-0
second nalf skein led to the Mastodons'
extinction (sorry, couldn't resist). The Rangers led by 18 points at the
half, fell behind briefly in the second
half, then re-gained the momentum in
what Coach Rutter called, "As good a
team victory as we have had since I
have been here." Brian Coffman
notched 15 points and Marlon Grice
added 14. OW-Parkside is now 7-10
overall and 4-7 in the GLVC.
Antonio Scores Personal Best, Leads DWP Runners in Indianapolis meet
OW-Parkside's Amber Antonio continues
to impress whether she's competing
in cross-country or track. Antonia,
who was the Great Lake Valley Conference cross country runner of the
year, scored a personal best 17:45.18, 2lacing fifth in the 5,000-meter run at
the Butler University Smith-Barney Open in Indianapolis.
In a race that included many Division
1 runners, Amber Antonio was the
fourth collegiate finisher in the 22-person
field.
Other standout performances for
OW-Parkside included Raquel Walls 12
place finish in the 60 hurdles; Jana Weeden's
indoor personal best time of
5:15.40 in the mile run, good for 15th
place.
OW-Parkside's Mike Merckx placed third in the high jump at Butler, soaring 6 feet, 6 3 / 4 inches. Mike was the top collegiate finisher among the dozen
high jumpers.
Dame where he hopes to go to law
school. ~e will gra~uate_ fr?m DWP in
May with a B.S. m Cnnunal Justice
and a B.S. in Sociology. At UWP, Coffman is president of
the Student Athlete Advisory Commit•
tee. Through this organization, student
athletes take their concerns to
Coffman, who is the student represen• tative for the UWP Athletic Board.
He recently coordinated a fundraising
carnival for the athletic depart• ment and is planning community ser•
vice for Habitat For Humanity, an
organization which refurbishes houses
for those who do not have the means
to do so themselves.
Coffman has made an impact on the
national level. He is the Division II
representative on the NCAA Sports- manship and Ethical Conduct Committee.
This is made up of one studentathlete
from each division.
Thanks in part to a strong supeort system back nome, Brian Coffman has
excelled on the court and on the
course, but more importantly in the
classroom and on various committees.
His playing career comes to a close
this academic year, but his career
course has only begun. And to think, the seed may have sprouted in a hospital
room.
The men host Northern Kentucky tonight at 7:45 p.m. in the De Simone
Gym. They play Indianapolis Saturday at 3:15 p.m. UWP students are admitted
free to all home game. Tickets are $5 for
adults, $3 for high school students, and
$1 for kids 14 years of age and under.
Tonight's game will be televised by Time-Warner on a tape-delay basis Friday night begin!ling at 6 p.m. on Channel 96
Kenosha, Channel 14B Racine.
DWP Racewalkers Run
Awav From Field at
Alltel Invitational
UW-Parkside made a clean sweep of
the top five spots during the Alltel Invitational
3,000 race walk last Friday at
the Universiry of Findlay (Ohio). Jim
Heys won the event with a time of
12:34.65. He was followed by Lachlan
McDonald (12:36.38), Matt DeWitt
(12:59.72), Steven Quirke (13:40.42), and
Mike Stanton (13:45.68). OW-Parkside's
Tim Nickel placed sixth in the race with
a time of 16:17.13. All six qualified for
the NAIA national indoor meet at Johnson
City, Tenn., March 2 and 3.
In the women's 3,000 race walk, Sam
Cohen (M:08.95), Deb Huberty (14:21.95), and Ali Bahr (14:45.04) placed three-four-five. They qualified for the USATF Indoor meet to be held in
Atlanta's Georgia Dome March 3.
February 1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 9
WOOlen's basketball:
LadYRangers split GLVe games
It happens so often in sports, it's
almosta cliche: a team blows out an
opponentby a huge margin one game
and the next game they can't scrape
togetherenough points, goals, runs or
wnateverto win a close game. The UWParkside
Lady Rangers experienced
that ultimate sports frustration last
week pounding St. Joseph's by 31
points(311)Thursday night but losing
to IUPU-Fort Wayne 79-67 two days
later.
Everything went right against St.
Joe's.The home team's basket looked
as bip as the ocean as Coach Paulette
Steins team built a 15-3 lead after five
I minutes of play and led 52-28 at the
half.StacieJury led the onslaught with
16points but she had plenty of doublefigure
help. Tiesha Campbell (12
points), Nicole Brunk (11), and Erin
Crank and Joy Rodefer (10 each) conlributed
to the lop-sided win.
The Lady Rangers could have used
some of those excess points against the
Lady Dons of IUPU-Fort Wayne on Saturday.
UWP's shooters fell silent with
the score tied at 21 and IUPU-Fort
Wayne went on a 16-2 run to put the
game away. IUPU-Fort Wayne piled up
30 of its points from three-points baskets.
Denita Sublett led the Lady Rangers
with 19 points. Joy Rodefer had 18
points and 10 rebounds. UWP is now 5-
12 overall and 2-9 in the Great Lakes
Valley Conference.
UW-Parkside hosts Northern Kentucky
tonight at 5:30 p.m. They play
Indianapolis Saturday at 1 p.m. UWParkside
students are admitted free to
all home game. Tickets are $5 for adults
$3 for high school students, and $1 for
children 14 years of age and under.
China Tour
Information Session Februarv &
UW-Parkside students who want a
"different" kind of summer vacation
this year may want to stop by Tallent
Hall room 182 next Tuesday at 6 p.m.
That evening, Professor George Wang
willpreview his summer learning tour
ofthe People's Republic of China. The
two-hour session is free.
The tour is June 25 to July 8, 2001,
and includes stops in Beijing, Xian,
Cullin, Shanghai, Suzhou, and
Hangzhou. An excursion to Hong
Kong can be arranged. A native of
China, Professor Wang has traveled
extensively throughout the country.
He and English speaking guides will
accompany tour participants. No prior
knowledge of the Chinese language is
needed.
For students, the trip is offered as a
three-credit course in international
studies, or sociology / anthropology.
Community members cam come along
for no credit. In preparation for the
trip, series of orientation lectures will
be held Tuesdays and Thursdays from
6 to 8:30 p.m. from May 8 to 24, 2001.
These will include guest speakers and
films on Chinese culture, history, and
major social institutions. Participants
are expected to attend the lectures.
For more information, call Professor
Wang at ext. 2520, or Laurie Odegaard
at ext. 2701.
This summer you could be enjoying the modern life in Shaghai: dining, shopping,
dressing in traditional fashion or watching performances.
www.loveandbasketball.com
IpG - 131
Very Involved at Parkside
V.I.P. Leadership Series
Marketing Yourself:
How to 'Sell' your 'Campus Involvement Experiences to Potential Employers
EtiqueUe
Serving on a Search and Screen or other University Committee
Putting the FUN back iu Fundraisiug
Recruitment, Recognition, and Retention-3 Critical Components
to a Strong Membership
Running a Meeting
Thriving in Chaos
Successful Transitioning for Student Organizations
, ~ .
Get more information about how you can become a V.I.P. at the following locations:
Student Activities Office, Student Center, Room 209;~Residence Life Office, Ranger Hall.
and the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie D182
sponsored by Student Activilies
r:!!~ , .. ' ," . ,
February 1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page9
women's basketball:
LldV Rangers SPiit GLVC games
It happens so often in sports, it's
almost a cliche: a team blows out an
opponent by a huge margin one game
ana the next game they can't scrape
together enough points, goals, runs or
whatever to win a close game. The UWParkside
Lady Rangers experienced
that ultimate sports frustration last
week pounding St. Joseph's by 31
points (31!) Thursday nignt but losing
to IUPU-Fort Wayne 79-67 two days
later.
Everything went right against St.
Joe's. The home team's basket looked
as bi~ as the ocean as Coach Paulette
Stein s team built a 15-3 lead after five
minutes of play and led 52-28 at the
half. Stacie Jury led the onslaught with
16 points but she had plenty of doublefigure
help. Tiesha Campbell (12
points), Nicole Brunk (11), and Erin
Crank and Joy Rodefer (10 each) conChina
Tour
tributed to the lop-sided win.
The Lady Rangers could have used
some of those excess points against the
Lady Dons of IUPU-Fort Wayne on Saturday.
UWP' s shooters fell silent with
the score tied at 21 and IUPU-Fort
Wayne went on a 16-2 run to put the
game ~way. _IUPU-Fort Wayne piled up
30 of its pomts from three-points baskets.
Denita Sublett led the Lady Rangers
with 19 points. Joy Rodefer had 18
points and 10 rebounds. UWP is now 5-
12 overall and 2-9 in the Great Lakes
Valley Conference.
UW-Parkside hosts Northern Kentucky
tonight at 5:30 p.m. They play
Indianapolis Saturday at 1 p.m. UWParkside
students are admitted free to
all home game. Tickets are $5 for adults
$3 for high school students, and $1 for
children 14 years of age and under.
Information Session February &
UW-Parkside students who want a
"different" kind of summer vacation
this year may want to stop by Tallent
Hall room 182 next Tuesday at 6 p.m.
That evening, Professor George Wang
will preview his summer learning tour
of the People's Republic of China. The
two-hour session is free.
The tour is June 25 to July 8, 2001,
and includes stops in Beijing, Xian,
Guilin, Shanghai, Suzhou, and
Hangzhou. An excursion to Hong
Kong can be arranged. A native of
China, Professor Wang has traveled
extensively throughout the country.
He and English speaking guides will
accompany tour participants. No prior
knowledge of the Chinese language is
needed.
For students, the trip is offered as a
three-credit course in international
studies, or sociology/ anthropology.
Community members cam come along
for no credit. In preparation for the
trip, series of orientation lectures will
be neld Tuesdays and Thursdays from
6 to 8:30 p.m. from May 8 to 24, 2001.
These will include guest speakers and
films on Chinese culture, history, and
major social institutions. Participants
are expected to attend the lectures.
For more information, call Professor
Wang at ext. 2520, or Laurie Odegaard
at ext. 2701.
This summer you could be enjoying the modern life in Shaghai: dining, shopping,
dressing in traditional fashion or watching performances.
Wednesday, February 14, 2001
7:30 p.m. Union Cinema
Tickets price: $2.00
Sponsored by Student Activities
www.loveandbasketball.com
IPG-131
The University of Wiscoosin-Parlcside provides services for patrons with spec~ needs.
Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-2345.
Very Involved at Parkside
V .I.P. Leadership Series
Marketing Yourself:
How to 'Sell' your ·campus Involvement Experiences to Potential Employers
Etiquett;e
Serving on a Search and Screen or other University Committee
Putting the FUN back in Fundraising
Recruitment, Recognition, and Retention-3 Critical Components
to a Strong Membership
Running a Meeting
Thriving in Chaos
Successful Transitioning for Student Organizations
Get more information about how yo~ can become a V.I.P. at the following locations:
Student Activities Office, Student Center, Room 209;'Residence Life Office, Ranger Hall,
and the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie D182
Sponsored by Student Activities
I~ ',' , ',''.",,'(,'','•• "• •'
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February 1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
POllel - -.-..--~-
BllT ----
1/16/01
Inc 01-33 Personal Property
Theft, Cormn. Arts lot, 6: 09
p.m.: student reported her
parking pennit was taken out
of her parked vehicle. No witnesses
or suspects at this
time.
Inc 01-34 Traffic Violation, CTH
JR and Outer Loop Road, 7: 23
p.m.: driver who failed to
stop at a stop sign, was subsequently
cited for non-registration
of vehicle.
1/17/01
Inc 01-35 Traffic Violation, HWY
31, North of HWY A, 2:19 a.m.:
driver displaying expired
license plates was stopped and
cited for operating a vehicle
after 'suspension.
Inc 01-36 Traffic Violation, CTH
G at CTHA, 8:05 a.m.: cita-
•ti.on was issued to a driver
for failure to obey a stop
sign.
Inc 01-37 Traffic . Violation,
Outer Loop Road, .2 miles west
of CTHG, 10:41 a.m.: driver
was issued a citation for
speeding 43 mph in a 25 mph
zone:
Inc 01-38 Traffic Violation, CTH
E, - .2 miles east of STH 31,
10: 59 p.m.: driver was issued
a citation for speeding 66 mph
in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-39 Criminal Property Damage,
Union parking lot, 11: 13
a.m.: student reported the
passenger side rearview mirror
had been broken off his parked
car. Incident occurred sometime
on 01/16/01.
Inc 01-40 Personal Property
Theft, Ranger Hall, 1:50 p.m.:
student reported personal
checks stolen from his dorm
room. Investigation is continuing.
Inc 01-41 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Road at Union lot,
3:09 p.m.: driver was cited
for an improper stop at a stop
sign.
Inc 01-42 Agency -Asai.st , 2800
Block of CTH A, 3:32 p.m.:
UPPS officer assisted K'enosha
Sheriff Dept. with traffic
control at a traffic accident
scene.
Inc 01-43 Personal Property
Theft, University Apartment
parking lot, 8:29 p.m.: Student
reported her housing
parking permit stolen. No suspects.
Inc 01-44 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop and WoodRoad, 9: 42
p.m.: vehicle was observed
going through a stop sign.
Investigation revealed driver
I s license was suspended. A
citation was issued for that
offense and verbal warning
given for failure to stop at a
stop sign.
1/18/01
Inc 01-45 Fire Alarm, Facilities
Management, 12:28 a.m.: officers
responding to a reported
alarm checked the building but
found no smoke or fire.
Inc 01-46 Traffic Accident, Hit
& Run, Union parking lot, 3 :29
p.m. : student reported her
car's right rear passenger
door was damaged.while parked
in the lot. No witnesses to
the incident.
Inc 01-47 Chapter 51, Mental
Health Act, University Apts.,
5:12 p.m.: UPPS officers
responded to a complaint of an
individual who was incoherent
and making unintelligible comments.
Kenosha Med. 5 was contacted
and transported subject
to Kenosha Memorial Hospital.
An attending physician contacted
UPPSand requested sub~
ject be taken into custody due
to his behavior and potential
for violence. Officer transported
subj ect to St. Luke's
Hospital in Racine for evaluation
and treatment.
Inc 01-48 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Rd., .2 miles north
of CTHJR, 8:04 p.m.: driver
was ci ted for speeding 43 mph
in a 25 mph zone.
Inc 01-49 Traffic violation,
Outer Loop.Rd., .2 miles north
of CTH JR,' 10: 22 p.m.: UPPS
officer stopped a.....driver traveling
at high rate of speed. A
citation was issued for failure
to fasten seatbelt-driver
and verbal warning for speeding.
1/19/01
Inc 01-50 Personal Property
Theft, Off Campus, 12:12 p.m.:
student reported his car
stolen from his Milwaukee res
idence. His UW-Parkside permit
was inside the vehicle.
Inc 01-51 Traffic Violation,
CTH G at CTH A, 3:12 p.m.:
driver was cited for failure
to obey stop sign.
Inc 01-52 Agency Assist, Petrifying
springs, 9:14 p.m.:
while on routine patrol, offiCer
observed six snowmobiles
and was asked by Kenosha Sheriff
Dept. to clear them from
the area.
1/20/01
No incident reports
1/21/01
Inc 01-53 Personal Property
Theft, University Apartments,
7:21 p.m.: student reported
the theft of personal checks.
Investigation continuing.
Inc 01-54 Traffic Violation,
4100 Block of OUter Loop Road,
9:01 a.m.: driver was cited
for speeding 45 mph in a 25
mph zone.
1/22101
Inc 01-55 Traffic Violation,
CTH G and CTH A, 9:39 a.m.:
driver was cited for failure
to stop for sign.
Inc 01-56 Traffic Violation,
4100 Block of Outer Loop Road,
2:07 p.m.: driver was cited
for speeding 47 mph in a 25
mph zone.
Inc 01-57 Traffic Violation,
4100 Block of OUter Loop Road,
3:44 p.m.: driver was cited
for speeding 50 mph in a 25
mph zone.
inc 01-58 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Road at CTH G, 8:15
p.m.: driver was cited for
failure to stop/improper stop
at stop sign.
1/23/01
Inc 01-59 Traffic Violation,
HWY 31 at HWY JR, 1:38 a.m.:
driver was cited for speeding
64 mph in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-60 Traffic Violation,
HWYE at HWY 31, 5:43 a.m.:
driver was cited for non-registration
of vehicle.
Inc 01-61 Security Alarm, Cormn.
Arts, 7:46 a.m.: officer
responding to an alarm found
it had been set off accidentally
by an employee.
Inc 01-62 Traffic Accident,
Union Parking Lot., 8:26 a.In.:
Two students were involved in
an accident. Report taken and
State accident form completed.
Inc 01-63 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop at CTH JR, 11: 52
a.m.: driver was cited for
failure to stop at a stop
sign.
Inc 01-64 Traffic ViOlation,
-
OUter Loop at CTH G, 8:50
p.m.: driver was cited for
failure/improper stop at st~
Slgn.
1/24/01
Inc 01-65 Welfare Check, Ranger
Hall. 12:05 a.m.: officer I
investigated a report of a
possible drunk or depreSSed
student. Student was contacted,
spoken to and determined
to be in good heal th.
Inc 01-66 Fire Drill, Child CITe
Center, 8:16 a.rn.': fire drill
was conducted at the center
with 66 children and 19 adults
safely evacuated in 70 seconds.
Inc 01-67 Traffic Accident,
Ccmn. Arts lot, 12:56 p.m.:
student struck another student's
parked vehicle causing
a small scuff mark.
Inc 01-68 Traffic Violation,
Inner Loop Rd., .3 miles west
of WoodRoad, 5:52 p.m.: driver
was ci ted for failure to
stop at stop sign.
1/25/01
Inc 01-69 Traffic Violation, HWY
E at WoodRd . , 1:40 a.m.: driver
was cited for a mandatory
seatbelt violation.
WHAT IS ON
YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English major
or aspiring journalist, and
have not yet written for a
newspaper, what are you
waiting for?
Add skills to your resume
that employers are looking
for - writing, interviewing,
editing and so much more.
The Ranger is now hiring all
positions for the Spring 2001
semester. Stop by the office,
located across from the
Career Center in lower Wyllie
hall.
Meetings are Mondays from
noon to 1 p.m. and are open
to all interested persons.
When you graduate,
what will you have
to offer?
Page 10
1/16/01
Inc 01-33 Personal Property Theft, Conm. Arts lot, 6:09
p.m.: student reported her
parking permit was taken out
of her parked vehicle. No witnesses
or suspects at this
time.
Inc 01-34 Traffic Violation, CTH
JR and Outer Loop Road, 7 :23
p.m.: driver who failed to
stop at a stop sign, was subsequently
cited for non-registration
of vehicle.
1/17/01
Inc 01-35 Traffic Violation, HWY
31, North of HWY A, 2:19 a.m.:
driver displaying expired license plates was stopped and
cited for operating a vehicle
after suspension.
Inc 01-36 Traffic Violation, CTH
G at CTH A, 8:05 a.m.: cita-
• tion was issued to a driver
for failure to obey a stop sign.
Inc 01-37 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Road, .2 miles west
of CTH G, 10 :41 a.m.: driver
was issued a citation for
speeding 43 rrph in a 25 rrph
zone.
Inc 01-38 Traffic Violation, CTH
E, .2 miles east of STH 31,
10:59 p.m.: driver was issued
a citation for speeding 66 mph in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-39 Criminal Property Damage,
Union parking lot, 11:13
a.m.: student reported the
passenger side rearview mirror
had been broken off his parked
car. Incident occurred sometime
on 01/16/01.
Inc 01-40 Personal Property Theft, Ranger Hall, 1:50 p.m.: student reported personal checks stolen from his dorm
room. Investigation is continuing.
Inc 01-41 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Road at Union lot,
3:09 p.m.: driver was cited
for an improper stop at a stop sign.
Inc 01-42 Agency -Assist, 2800
Block of CTH A, 3:32 p.m.: UPPS officer assisted Kenosha
Sheriff Dept. with traffic
control at a traffic accident
scene.
Inc 01-43 Personal Property Theft, University Apartment
The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
parking lot, 8:29 p.m.: Student
reported her housing parking permit stolen. No suspects.
Inc 01-44 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop and Wood Road, 9:42
p.m.: vehicle was observed
going through a stop sign. . Investigation revealed driver's
license was suspended. A
citation was issued for that
offense and verbal warning given for failure to stop at a
stop sign.
1/18/01
Inc 01-45 Fire Alarm, Facilities
Management, 12:28 a.m.: officers
responding to a reported alarm checked the building but
found no smoke or fire.
Inc 01-46 Traffic Accident, Hit
& Run, Union parking lot, 3:29
p.m.: student reported her
car's right rear passenger door was damaged while parked in the lot. No witnesses to
the incident.
Inc 01-47 Chapter 51, Mental
Health Act, University Apts.,
5:12 p.m.: UPPS officers
responded to a complaint of an
individual who was incoherent
and making unintelligible comments.
Kenosha Med. 5 was contacted
and transported subject
to Kenosha Memorial Hospital.
An attending physician contacted
UPPS and requested sub~
ject be taken into custody due
to his behavior and potential for violence. Officer transported
subject to St. Luke's
Hospital in Racine for evaluation
and treatment.
Inc 01-48 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Rd., .2 miles north
of CTH JR, 8:04 p.m.: driver
wa:s cited for speeding 43 mph in a 25 mph zone.
Inc 01-49 Traffic violation,
Outer Loop Rd., .2 miles north
of CTH JR, · 10:22 p.m.: UPPS
officer stopped a- driver traveling
at high rate of speed. A
citation was issued for failure
to fasten seatbelt-driver
and verbal warning for speed- ing.
1/19/01
Inc 01-50 Personal Property Theft, Off Campus, 12:12 p.m.: student reported his car
stolen from his Milwaukee residence
. His UW-Parkside permit
was inside the vehicle.
Inc 01-51 Traffic Violation,
CTH G at CTH A, 3:12 p.m.:
driver was cited for failure
to obey stop sign.
Inc 01-52 Agency Assist, Petrifying
Springs, 9:14 p.m.: while on routine patrol, officer
observed six snowmobiles
and was asked by Kenosha Sheriff
Dept. to clear them from
the area.
1/20/01
No incident reports
1/21/01
Inc 01-53 Personal Property
Theft, University Apartments,
7:21 p.m.: student reported the theft of personal checks.
Investigation continuing .
Inc 01-54 Traffic Violation,
4100 Block of Outer Loop Road,
9:01 a.m.: driver was cited
for speeding 45 mph in a 25
mph zone.
1/22/01
Inc 01-55 Traffic Violation,
CTH G and CTH A, 9:39 a.m.:
driver was cited for failure
to stop for sign.
Inc 01-56 Traffic Violation,
4100 Block of Outer Loop Road,
2:07 p.m.: driver was cited
for speeding 4 7 mph in a 2 5
mph zone.
Inc 01-57 Traffic Violation, 4100 Block of Outer Loop Road,
3:44 p.m.: driver was cited
for speeding 50 mph in a 25
mph zone.
inc 01-58 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop Road at CTH G, 8:15
p.m.: driver was cited for
failure to stop/improper stop
at stop sign.
1/23/01
Inc 01-59 Traffic Violation,
HWY 31 at HWY JR, 1:38 a.m.:
driver was cited for speeding
64 mph in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-60 Traffic Violation,
HWY E at HWY 31, 5 :43 a.m.:
driver was cited for non-reg- istration of vehicle.
Inc 01-61 Security Alarm, Cormn.
Arts, 7:46 a.m.: officer
responding to an alarm found
it had been set off accidentally
by an employee.
Inc 01-62 Traffic Accident,
Union Parking Lot, 8:26 a.m.:
Two students were involved in
an accident. Report taken and
State accident form completed.
Inc 01-63 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop at CTH JR, 11: 52
a.m.: driver was cited for
failure to stop at a stop sign.
Inc 01-64 Traffic Violation,
February 1, 2001
Outer Loop at CTH G, 8:50 - p.m.: driver was cited for
failure/irrproper stop at stop
sign.
1/24/01
Inc 01-65 Welfare Check, Ranger
Hall, 12:05 a.m.: officer
investigated a report of a
possible drunk or depressed student. Student was contacted,
spoken to and determined
to be in good health.
Inc 01-66 Fire Drill, Child Care
Center, 8:16 a .m.: fire drill
was conducted at the center
with 66 children and 19 adults
safely evacuated in 70 seconds.
Inc 01-67 Traffic Accident,
Cormn . Arts lot, 12: 56 p.m.:
student struck another student'
s parked vehicle causing
a small scuff mark .
Inc 01-68 Traffic Violation,
Inner Loop Rd., . 3 miles west
of Wood Road, 5: 52 p.m.: driver
was cited for failure to
stop at stop sign .
1/25/01
Inc 01-69 Traffic Violation, HWY
E at Wood Rd., 1:40 a.m.: driver
was cited for a mandatory
seatbelt violation.
WHAT IS ON
YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English major
or aspiring journalist, and
have not yet written for a
newspaper, what are you
waiting for?
Add skills to your resume
that employers are looking
for - writing, interviewing,
editing and so much more.
The Ranger is now hiring all
positions for the Spring 2001
semester. Stop by the office,
located across from the
Career Center in lower Wyllie
hall.
Meetings are Mondays from
noon to 1 p.m. and are open
to all interested persons.
When you graduate,
what will you have
to offer?
February1, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 11
CLASSIFIEDS
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For a limited time only! The Ranger
News will print your student classified·
ads free of charge. Forms are available
at the newsstand in front of the library
and between Wyllie and Greenquist
Hall. Call 595-2287 for more information.
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
Triple H Organic Boarding and
. Horseback Private Lessons.
• Be inspired by nature. Come ride
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WI. (262) 681-2964.
Chess?1
• For the novice to expert. Inquire
with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a
club this semester.
FREETUTORING
• Free tutoring is being offered by the
students from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutoring n the following
areas of computer related software
is available: Microsoft Office,
Using the Internet Effectively, Email
and Creating Web Pages.
Tutoring will be by appointment. To
schedule your appointment, call
Bob or Chris at 595-2790.
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VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegner at 595-2011 or
Roseann Mason at 595-2606, or stop by
the Career Center, Wyllie D173.
Case Management Assistant at Vets
Place - Southern Center
• Assist Senior Case manager with
intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly) homeless vets
with program policies and procedures.
• Schedule residents for group and
individual counseling sessions.
• Be a team member for case plan
reviews.
• Assist in structured staffings for
case plan changes, suspensions or
discharges.
• Act as program staff liaison to
newsletter publishing committee.
Public Information and Coordination
Assistant at Vets Place -
Southern Center
• Assist Director and clinical staff
including contracted professionals
with the compilation, layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program brochures.
• Collect and prepare articles regarding
veterans and homelessness or
other ·concerns, and assist resident
to improve writing skills.
• Assist in the coordination of agencies
and programs serving the
homeless populations in Racine
County. Assist the Homeless Assistance
Coalition in arranging meetings,
mail notices, record notes of
meetings and decisions and develop
a generic brochure to advance the
mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing Studies
• Conduct safety checks of homes.
• Run records.
• Interview prospective foster parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into licensed
homes.
Foster Parent Recruiterl
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public
through employers, public service
groups, community g",lUpS, etc ..
• Present to pubic service orgaruzations,
and community groups.
• Create new material (i.e, newsp~per
advertisements) to best highlight
the need of foster parents.
• Organize foster family activities for
retention of homes.
Department of Corrections - Assistant
to Probationl
Parole Agent
• Accompany agents on home visits
and to court. .
• Assist with interviewing, taking
statements, conducting assessments
and intake work.
• Help with preparation of reports.
Victim Advocate/Liaison for the District
Attorney in Racine (paid)
• Contact victims by phone within 72
hours of their victimization to offer
emotional support, empathetic listening,
information and referrals,
personal advocacy and crime compensation
assistance.
• Notify victims of their rights,
explain the criminal justice process.
• Complete one ride along each month
with one of the law enforcement
agencies in Racine County and provide
services to clients off site at the
various Community Policing sites.
S.A.F.E. Haven Teen
Runaway Shelter
• Independent Living Skills Program:
team 14 core living skills to 17-23
year olds.
• Street Outreach: Hand out hygiene
products to teens who are out on the
streets; develop a rapport with them
and encourage them to seek counseling
services.
• Adult Residential Aid: answer the
hotline: assist with group facilitation
work; work 1:1 with teens.
• Gang Diversion Task Force: teach
teens about alternatives to gangs
and crime; teach material on STDs,
teen pregnancy prevention, how to
fill out job applications, etc.
Walker's Point Center for the Arts in
Milwaukee is looking for
multiple interns:
• Education Intern - Work directly
with elementary-aged children in
their art classes, which are taught by
professional artists.
• Marketing/Public Relations Intern -
Design and distribute publicity;
market surveys, advertise programs;
and fundraise.
• Curatorial Intern - Hang shows,
contract artists, handle artwork and
prepare written catalogs and labels.
• Arts Administration Intern - Assist
with membership, correspondence,
research and planning.
Upcoming Trainings
. Racine Literary Council
• Be trained on how to teach adults
basic literacy skills. Training will be
held on the following Saturdays:
January 27 and February 3 from
8:45a.m. - 4:15p.m. and February 10
from 8:45a.m. - noon.
Sexual Assault Services
• A non-profit orgarlization that provides
a 24-hour CriSIS Ime and
response team for victims of sexual
assault will conduct a IS-hour training
workshop in the following dates
from 6p.m. - 9p.m.: Feb. 15, Feb. 22,
March 1, 8 and 15. Each advocate is
asked to volunteer for one shift per
month.
Volunteer Opportunities
Lutheran Social Services -
Stop Child Abuse and
Neglect Program
• Lutheran Social Services is looking
for a volunteer who will work in a
team of two people to present personal
safety puppet shows to Racine
kindergarten children in their
schools. No experience is necessary.
1-5 hours per month. The volunteer
will gain experience communicating
with children, will familiarize
her /hirnself with classroom dynamics,
and will know s/he is educating
children about important topics such
as "stranger danger" ana "good
touch/bad touch."
Tutoring, tutoring, tutoringl
• Almost every school and community
center in Racine and Kenosha would
like college tutors to help their youth
in elementary school through high
school with their studies. Kenosha
Unified School District's ESL program
is in rarticuJar need for a tutor
to work With a student who speaks
Chinese. Opportunities exist. both
during the school day as well as during
the late afternoon.
EMPLOYMENT
OPPORTUNITIES
WITH
The Ranger
The Ranger is now hiring
for various positions for
the spring
2001 semester.
• Reporters
• Sports Writers .
• Entertainment Editor
• Columnists
• Cartoonists .
Applications and information
are available in The
Ranger office located in .
the lower level of Wyllie
Hall across from the
Career Center and
Campus Bookstore.
For further information,
contact Sarah or Brenda at
5952287. Meetings are
Mondays from
Noon-s Ip.m.
February 1, 2001
CLASSIFIEDS
FREE CLASSIFIEDS!
For a limited time only! The Ranger
News will print your student classified
ads free of charge. Forms are available
at the newsstand in front of the library
and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595-2287 for more information.
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
Triple H Organic Boarding and
Horseback Private Lessons.
• Be inspired by nature. Come ride
with us. 7417 - 7 Mile Road, Racine,
WI. (262) 681-2964.
Chess?!
• For the novice to expert. Inquire
with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a
club this semester.
FREE TUTORING
• Free tutoring is being offered by the
students from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutoring n the following
areas of computer related software
is available: Microsoft Office,
Using the Internet Effectively, Email
and Creating Web Pages.
Tutoring will be by appointment. To
schedufe your appointment, call
Bob or Chris at 595-2790.
Wanted!
• Spring Breakers! Cancun, Bahamas,
Floricfa, Jamaica and Mazatlan. Call
Sun Coast Vacations for a free
brochure and ask how you can organize
a small group and eat, drink,
travel free and earn cash! Call 1-888-
777-4642 or e-mail sales@suncoastvacations.com.
Spring Break!
• Deluxe Hotels, Reliable Air,· Free
Food, Drinks and Parties! Cancun,
Jamaica, Bahamas, Mazatlan and
Florida. Travel Free and Earn Cash!
Do it on the Web! Go to StudentCity.com
or call 800-293-1443 for info.
SPRING BREAK 20011
• Hiring On-Campus Reps, SELL
TRIPS, EARN CASH, GO FREE!,
Student Travel Services, America's#
1 Student Tour Operator. Jamaica,
Mexico, Bahamas, Europe, Florida.
1-800-648-4849.
www.gospringbreak.com
FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped and jetted.
$2500 OBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after
6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4
• Extended cab, third door, loaded
metallic blue. Take over lease payments
or buy out. Call (262) 878-0769
after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
SPRING BREAK 20011
• Jamaica, Cancun, Florida, Barbados,
The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Bahamas, Padre.Free Meals, Free
Drinks and Up to $100 room credit
Call for special weeks or go to:
www.sunsplashtours.com 1-800-
426-7710
• Do you enjqy working with children?
Would you like to earn extra
money? Apply now for a childcare
position at NTC GreatLakes. Call
847-688-2110, Ext. 103 or apply
online at www.ntcmwr.com
VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegner at 595-2011 or
Roseann Mason at 595-2606, or stop by
the Career Center, Wyllie D173.
Case Management Assistant at Vets
Place - Southern Center
• Assist Senior Case manager with
intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly) homeless vets
with program policies and procedures.
• Schedule residents for group and
individual counseling sessions.
• Be a team member for case plan
reviews.
• Assist in structured staffings for
case plan changes, suspensions or
discharges. • Act as program staff liaison to
newsletter publishing committee.
Public Information and Coordination
Assistant at Vets Place -
Southern Center
• Assist Director and clinical staff
including contracted professionals
with the compilation, layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program brochures.
• Collect and prepare articles regarding
veterans and homelessness or
other concerns, and assist resident
to improve writing skills.
• Assist in the coordination of agencies
and programs serving the
homeless populations in Racine
County. Assist the Homeless Assistance
Coalition in arranging meetings,
mail notices, record notes of
meetings and decisions and develop ·a generic brochure to advance the
mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing Studies
• Conduct safety checks of homes.
• Run records.
• Interview prospective foster parents.
• Write case ·notes.
• Place foster children into licensed
homes.
Foster Parent Recruiter/
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public
through employers, public service
groups, community groups, etc.
• Present to pubic service organizations,
and community groups.
• Create new material (i.e. ne~sp~per
advertisements) to best h1gnhght
the need of foster parents.
• Organize foster family activities for
retention of homes.
Department of Corrections - Assistant
to Probation/
Parole Agent
• Accompany agents on home visits
and to court.
• Assist with interviewing, taking
statements, conducting assessments
and intake work.
• Help with preparation of reports.
Victim Advocate/Liaison for the District
Attorney in Racine (paid)
• Contact victims by phone within 72
hours of their victimization to offer
emotional support, empathetic listening,
information and referrals,
personal advocacy and crime compensation
assistance.
• Notify victims of their rights,
explain the criminal justice process.
• Complete one ride along each month
with one of the law enforcement
agencies in Racine County and provide
services to clients off site at the
various Community Policing sites.
S.A.F.E. Haven Teen
Runaway Shelter
• Independent Living Skills Program:
teach 14 core living skills to 17-23
year olds.
• Street Outreach: Hand out hygiene
products to teens who are out on the
streets; develop a rapport with them
and encourage them to seek counseling
services.
• Adult Residential Aid: answer the
hotline; assist with group facilitation
work; work 1:1 with teens.
• Gang Diversion Task Force: teach
teens about alternatives to gangs
and crime; teach material on STDs,
teen pregnancy prevention, how to
fill out job applications, etc.
Walker's Point Center for the Arts in
Milwaukee is looking for
multiple interns:
• Education Intern - Work directly
with elementary-a$ed children in
their art classes, which are taught by
professional artists.
• Marketing/Public Relations Intern - Design and distribute publicity;
market surveys, advertise programs;
and fundraise.
• Curatorial Intern - Hang shows,
contract artists, handle artwork and
prepare written catalogs and labels.
• Arts Administration Intern - Assist
with membership, correspondence,
research and planning.
Upcoming Trainings
· Racine Literary Council
• Be trained on how to teach adults
basic literacy skills. Training will be
held on the following Saturdays:
January 27 and February 3 from
8:45a.m. - 4:15p.m. and February 10
from 8:45a.m. - noon.
Sexual Assault Services
• A non-profit organiz~~on ~at pro- vides a 24-hour cns1s hne and
response team for victims of sex~al
assault will conduct a 15-hour tramPage
11
ing workshop in the following dates
from 6p.m. - 9p.m.: Feb. 15, Feb. 22,
March 1, 8 ancf 15. Each advocate is
asked to volunteer for one shift per
month.
Volunteer Opportunities
Lutheran Social Services -
Stop Child Abuse and .
Neglect Program
• Lutheran Social Services is looking
for a volunteer who will work in a
team of two people to present personal
safety puppet shows to Racine
kindergarten cruldren in their
schools. No experience is necessary.
1-5 hours per month. The volunteer
will gain experience communicating
with children, will familiarize
her /himself with classroom dynamics,
and will knows/he is educating
children about important topics such
as "stranger danger" and "good
touch/bad touch."
Tutoring, tutoring, tutoring!
• Almost every school and community
center in Racine and Kenosha would
like college tutors to help their youth
in elementary school through high
school with their studies. Kenosha
Unified School District's ESL program
is in particular need for a tutor
to work with a student who speaks
Chinese. Opportunities exist both
during the school day as well as during
the late afternoon.
EMPLOYMENT
OPPORTUNITIES
WITH
The Ranger
The Ranger is now hiring
for various positions for
the spring
2001 semester.
• Reporters
• Sports Writers
• Entertainment Editor
• Columnists
• Cartoonists
Applications and information
are available in The
Ranger office located in ·
the lower level of Wyllie
Hall across from the
Career Center and ·
Campus Bookstore.
For further information,
contact Sarah or Brenda at
595 2287. Meetings are
Mondays from
Noon-lp.m.
E
Applications available at: Admission
• Office of Residence Life, Stu dent
Health and Counseling, Ranger Hall
Reception Desk, University Ap artments
Reception Desk, Student Acti vities.
The Umversity of W1scons,n-.Parks1
Please contact the Parllside St
Deadline: February 16, 2001 -
Orientation
Student
Leadership
Recruitment
Exploring New Worlds:
Leadership in the
New Millennium
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Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside
February 8, 2001 ~ /,T/'_ Issue 17 Vol. 31 -------------------~rr =---------------
OW-Parkside lntertribal Powwow a "Stellar, Spectacular Event!'
By Sarah Olsen
The University of Wisconsin-Parkside
was host to its first-ever intertribal
powwow Saturday, Feb. 3, from noon to
Indian Nation.
The purpose of powwows held hundreds
of years ago was to celebrate the
9 fl·m· The event,
which was titled "Honoring
the Children",
was a traditional and
educational powwow
complete with dances,
songs, food, clothing,
customs, exhibits,
native vendors, artists,
and story tellers. Professor
Saffiotti-Hughes,
English professor and
event director, said the
powwow was a "stellar,
spectacular event."
seasonal renewal of
life in the spring. In
addition, part of the
reason for the gatherings
was to see who
had survived the long,
harsh winters and to
dance, sing, and pray.
TJ-ie tradition
of the [owwow has
survive the ages and
A vendor displays his wares at the is practiced neady
intertribal powwow, Saturday, Feb. 3 every weekend
All 12 of Wisconsin's American Indian
nations, tribes, and bands were represented
at the event. Students and community
members of other ethnic backgrounds
mingled with members of the
Ho-Chunk Nation, Potawatomi and
Menominee tribes, Ojibwe bands, the
Oneida Nation and the Brothertown
througnout tne state of
Wisconsin. Powwows like the one held
Saturday display American Indian culture
and explain its rituals and belief to
others.
"A powwow is about community,
family, and sharing," said Professor Saffioti-
Hughes. "Our purposes [was] to
bring an accurate, relevant cultural
opportunity to the area with an emphasis
on the traditions of the woodland
tribes and nations."
Mark Denning, an Oneida Nation
member and director of the Southeastern
Oneida Tribal Services, acted as
master of ceremonies. He explained
what was going on at different times
during the powwow and encouraged
audience members to participate in the
intertribal dances. The circle of dancing
is a tq1ditional symbol in American
Indian culture of the circle of life.
"Each dance is different," said ceremonial
elder Wayne Swiftbird. "There's
a story behind each one of them." As
drummers from the Ho-Chunk of Winnebago,
the Ojibwe, the Lakota, the
Oneida and a more contemporary
group of international drummers from
Milwaukee beat the drums and sang
the songs, tribal members and audience
participants danced and circled the
drummers.
"Every drum has its own type of
song, the nation's song," said Swiftbird·.
"Only men sing at the drum."
The event was sponsored by the
UW-Parkside Office of Equity and
Diversity, the Sacred Circle student
organization, and Parkside Student
Activities, as well as many volunteers.
UW-Parkside and the Arts: ALIVE! series
welcome Ailey II to campus this Saturday.
The modern dance troupe merges
the energy of New York City's b.est
young dancers with the vision of
today's best choreographers. The performance
begins at 7:30 p.m. in the
Communication Arts Theatre. Stop by
the Ranger Card Office for more information
or call ext. .. 2345.
live Theater Experience at DWP celebrating Black Historv Month
When the four-person Irish
Actors Theatre Company took
the Communication Arts Theatre
stage for "Ireland: Its Genius
and Its Tragedy" Monday night,
the audience may have been
shocked by the spartan set. That
may also have been true for
Tuesday's program ''Love, Passion,
and 'Sorry, I Have a Headache."'
By design, the actors-not props
and SJ)ecial effects-were meant
to be the center of attention.
"They' re focus is on the spoken
word and on the natural
illusion theater creates," said
UW-Parkside En~lish Professor
Andy McLean. 'This is good
modem theater. Their requireThe
Irish Actors Theater Company takes the
stage tonight at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication
Arts Theater.
ments for the theater are minimal-
maybe a chair, a table to indicate
a room. There's minimal costuming
and an absolute focus on the spoken
word and the gesture. What makes
[their performance] so interesting is
you've really got to listen."
McLean described Monday's program
"Ireland: Its Genius and Its
Tragedy," as an introduction to Irish
continued on page 5
By Alex Voskull
In 1926, one black male began a
week-long tribute to celebrating
African-American achievements. In
1976, that week-long tradition grew to
run throughout an entire month. As
February continues, UW-Parkside is
staging a number of activities for students
and the communit)' around
campus to participate in honoring
Black History Month.
The Black Student Union (BSU),
with help from Parkside's Activities
Board (PAB), has prepared a number
of events to celebrate America's past.
The UW-Parkside Gospel Choir
kicked off Black History Month last
Thursday, Feb. 1 in Main P~ace. An
African storyteller and an Afncan arts
vendor also appeared.
On Saturday, Feb. 3, the "Gospel
Explosion," showcasing a variety of
continued on page 5
Loston Harris, jazz vocalist and pianist,
appears at 7:30 p.m. in the Comm. Arts
Theater, Wednesday, February 21st.
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THE RANGER
I n s •
I d e
letters to the Editor
NCPTP sinks to new low; Professor Cloutier defends foreign
film series; foreign films not a problem.
President Bush's inagural address; Survivor II: The Outback;
Alumni Association needs nominees.
REVISED Dean's list tor Fall 2000
Spons
Mens and women's basketball, UW-P track and
wrestling teams.
Dr. Lenny Klaver named assistant vice-chancellor for
University Relations.
10 ASHA sponsors National Condom Day, February 14.
Editor of the week: Sarah Olsen
Co Editors: Photograph} Directors
Brenda Dunham Jeffrey Alley
Sarah Olsen Kory Holm ·.
Designer:
Pete Forchette
Reporters:
Tyrone Payton
Dena Coady
· Gina Ciardo
Sheree Homer
Zach Robertson
Lynn Garcia
Dan Frake
Business Manager
Dan White
Advertising Manager
Christine Agaiby
Ranger Advisor
Dave Buchanan
Ranger Office
Wyllie D-139C
phone: (262) 595-2287
fax: (262) 595-2295
Th., "'-1,i,,<r is published every Thursday throughou,f the semester by students of the University of Wl5CO!lSin-Parkside. who are solely
n,sponsi&le for its editorial policy and content. ·
l..etier,; to the f.dil<lr policy: The Ranger enoourages letters to the EditQt. letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to
~ ~er offi,;,, (WYLL D-139C). t:etters muslbe typed and include the ~uthor's name and phone number. Letter,; must be free from
mtSleading or hbelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication plJJ'J'O"'S, author's name can be withheld,
but only upon request The Ranger reserves the ngt,t to edit all letters.
Thin
February 8 - 11
• Foreign Film: "The Dinner Grune," France, sub-titled; film shown Thll!sday
and Friday at 7:30 p.m., Saturda): at 8 P·1!1·,. and Sunday at 2 p.m. m the
Union Cinema Theater. For more information, call ext.. 2345
February 10
• Women in Politics: Empowering Women in the Political ~rocess, 9 a.m. to 5
p.m., Student Union, registr~tion: $2? / person, $10 / full-~e students; for,
registration form and more information, call Mark Marlarre at ext... 2312.
• Arts: ALIVE! presents Ailey II modem dance, 7:30 p.m., Communication
Arts Theatre; tickets: $15, available in Ranger Card office or call ext ... 2345.
February 13
• Women's & men s oasketball vs. Lewis University, women 5:30 p.m., men
7:45 p.m., De Simone Gym; UW-Parkside students admitted free, tickets:
adults $5, high school students and children 14 years of age and under $1.
February 14
• Noon Concert: D~vid Bayles Jazz Trio, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free.
• Black History Month film: Love and Basketball, 7:30 p.m., Union Cinema
Theater, admission $2.
February 15
• Conflict Mediation Workshop w /Jonathan Shailor, teaching metI:iods _for
dealing with conflict, 9 to 11 a.m., Tallent Hall Orchard Room, registration
$10, sponsored by Volunteer Coordinato:r:s' l\Jetwork of Kenosha.
Black History Month Events
• Film: Love and Basketball, Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m., Union Cinema Theater,
admission $2, sponsored by All Campus Events and Student Activities.
• Sweetheart Ball, Feb. 16, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Union Square, admission $10 per
person, $18 per couple, advance tickets at Ranger C:ard office, refreshments
provided, professional photography available, sponsored by Black Student
Union and All Campus Events/Student Activities.
• Fashion Show, Feb. 23, 8 p.m., Union Square, admission $3, $2 with non-perishable
food donation.
Sports and Activity Center Hours
Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.
Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.
Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovations,
The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
c,ear Ranger Staff,
1he National Ca~aign to Prevent
Teen Pregnancy (NC P) has stepped to
a new low, and so has The Ranger staff.
On Page 5 of the January 25th eaition, it
shows two ads, each snowing a young
woman with the words "Reject" or
"Nobody" in bold letters written across
them. Granted, the large words are playing
with smaller words, such as, '1 had
sex so my boyfriend would n't reject
me .. ." and " ... nobody calls me anymore."
But the ads are saying girls wfio
have sex and become pregnant, and
choose motherhood are rejects and
nobody, and that having sex is punishable
by motherhood. Young pregnant
women are not sexual criminals. If people
would treat pregnant women with
respect, then ,1oung 'A;omen will make
better choices regarding prenatal care,
adoption, abortion, and motherhood.
When people accept the fact that
teenagers have sex, they then will finally
get decent sex education and access to
&irth control, and that will lower the teen
pregnancy rate, , ...· hich is the goal of the
NCPIP Devaluing women just because
of their sex, because they have had sex,
and because they're mothers, will not.
Signed,
Lisa Fanning, teenage-welfare mother,
Ja~lyne Buz~ell, Womyn's Center
Coord inator, Melissa Ziemba, concerned
woman, Megan Peifer, birthmother
Andi Michaels, single mom, Tracy Kantol~
From the Desk of the Editor
Dear Lisa, Jaclyne, Melissa, Megan
Andi, and Tracy, '
Thank you for your response to the
ad that ran in the Jan. 25 edition.
~esponses from the community are,
indeed, valuable to this newspaper and
are strongly encouraged.
Your letter indicates
that the s taff
of The Ranger has
sunk to a new low
by running the ad
from the National
Campaign to Prevent
Teen Pregnancy.
First and
foremost, this
newspaper has to
support itself with
revenue. The only
revenue that is
made is through ads placed by business-
TIie Cinema Problem? A Response
I applaud Messieurs Radke,
Rosandich, Kazmierski, and Leiting
(RR.KL) for caring enough about the
student life on campus to write a
~anger article about the film offerings
in tlie Union Cinema. It's refreshing to
see students getting involved. However,
1 must correct them on a number of
factual errors.
I began the UW-Parkside Foreign
Film Series (FFS) in 1982 with the help
of two colleagues, Donald Kurrunings
(Eng~sh) and Richard Rosenberg (Economics).
The series has consistently
featured award-winning films from
around the world, made by some of the
most creative and influential directors
of our time. From its inception it has
~ n enormously popular and finanoally
solvent. RRKL claim tha t no one
purchases season subscriptions to the
FFS. This would come as news to the
more than 800 season ticket holders we
have this year and have had for most of
the past 19 seasons.
. _It is true, however, that student partiopation
in the FFS is far from overwhelming.
From the beginning the
FFS attempted to market the program
to students, with only modest success.
Nev_ertheless, student appreciation of
foreign films is important to the program
and so we have attempted to
reach students in other ways. The program
is open to all faculty who believe
that any film is relevant to their course
material, and so we have had hundreds
of students in modern
languages, communica tion, history,
political science, and University Seminar
attend our films free-of-charge. In
addition, students in the Honors Program
and in International Studies are
given special discounts. Progress is
slow but I believe we have made some
student converts to the enjoyment of
filmmaking from other countries and
cultures.
RRKL refer to $27,144 budgeted to
the Union Cinema and imply that it is,
at least in part, devoted to foreign
films. While I am not familiar with all
the intricacies of the Union budget, I
can say that the amount devoted to the
FFS is zero. The FFS is a self-sufficient
program and is entirely separate from
any Union funding or programming.
The FFS rents the Cinema from tne
Union and pays for the projectionist.
In fact, in 1998 our patrons financed
the vast majority of the $14,000
expense to upgrade the Cinema projection
booth with 35mm equipment.
RRKL raise concerns about what
they consider to be the under-utilization
of the Union Cinema. I am sure
that if they had contacted the Union
staff they would have discovered that
the facihty is indeed used, not only for
the FFS but other university and community
organizations that sponsor
films, performances, seminars, and
conferences. •
All that said, we are still left with
the basic point that RRKL raise about
the lack of a successful programming
es. If there were no ads for the newspape!,
!t would not be able to support
pnnting costs.
Secondly, The Ranger and its staff do
not support the viewpoints or opinions
of any of the ads we place. We do not
advocate the opinions of the NCI'PT nor
any other business.
The ad asks that readers log on to the
website (www.teenpregnancy.org) to
learn more. Contrary to what you indicated
in your letter ("When people
accept the fact that teenagers have sex,
they then will finally get decent sex education
and access to birth control"), the
NCTPT advocates contraceptive use. In
fact, there are many
links which will
inform a person
about various contraceptives
such as
"Encouraging Contraceptive
Use
Among Sexually
Active Teens" and
"Depo-Provera: 'The
Shot'". I ask anyone
who was offended
by the ad to log on
to the website and
learn more about the NCTPT. The webwith
more traditional student oriented
films. This has been a concern for all of
my 20 years at UW-P, but it hasn't been
for the lack of trying. There have been
a number of hard-working Union staff
members (present Union staff included)
and enthusiastic students who
have tried to create a vital student film
program.
Showing films of more recent vintage,
as RRKL su$gest, is not likely to
be a viable option. Even if were
allowed by major d istribution companies,
the economics of film distribution
is such that first run film rentals are
extremely costly and the percentage of
the gate captured by the distributors is
draconian. Thus, campuses are usually
left with the option of trying to program
creatively with second run and
older vintage films.
Should RRKL, or any other students,
want to discuss ilieir film programming
ideas any further, my door
is always open. In the meantime, I
encourage any students looking for a
unique film experience to check out
the Foreign Film Series. There are still
six films left in this year's program,
and tickets prices are prorated. Stop
by the RangerCard office and pick up a
brochure
Sincerely,
Norm Cloutier
Professor of Economics, and
Director, UW-P Foreign Film Series
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site also offers an area where people can
respond to the organization. I strongly
encourage you to direct your statements
to the organiz.ation They are the ones who
advocate this viewpoint, not The Ranger.
The beautiful tlung about this newspaper
is that we are open to all viewpoints
and opinions. If you or an organization
that you are affiliated with would
like to run an ad opposing the viewpoint
in the NCTPT ad, you are welcome to.
This is a democratic newspaper and we
vi& respond accordingly.
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Foreign Films
Not a Problem
There are many things I learned
while I was a student at tfi.e University
of Wisconsin-Parkside. My entire
exploration of the world of communication
through my studies as a Communication
major, discovering politics,
leami~ about history, and revelations
throu some dabbling in sciences. It
was a so at UW-P where I realized I
could tum a passion for reporting and
writing into a career.
As I look back on my four (or so)
years at UW-P, I have always been
grateful for the many opportunities I
had to expand my understanding and
appreciation for the arts. The student
plays were fabulous; the art featured in
the 6allery by students, professors and
outside artists was always fascinating.
One of my greatest discoveries was tne
foreign film series. I was skeptical at
first: You mean I have to read during a
movie? But, I loved it. I learned about
different countries and different ways
of looking at the world through those
movies.
As a former editor of the Parkside
Ranger-oh, about 100 years ago-I
still enjoy reading the campus newspaper
to find out what is going on. I was
disappointed to read in "The Cinema
Problem" column of Jan. 25 that "most
of us don't care about foreiS!l films."
I guess if you really have seen
"Happy Gilmore" 100 times, there really
is no hope in changing your mind.
But, as students, I urge you to try it.
Now is the time for you to learn and to
explore. There are dozens of places in
the Milwaukee-Chicago area where
you can catch Adam Sandler's latest,
dare I say, art? There are very few
where you can find foreign films. You
are very lucky to have them in your
veiy own cinema.
I have no opinion about whether the
UW-Parkside cinema needs a greater
variety of movies, but you already nave a
great series of films that you snouldn't
miss.
Jennie Tunkieicz
BA Communication, 1987
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Addressing a nation: President George w. Bush Takes Oath
By Gina Ciardo
President George W. Bush took his
Presidential Oath in Washington on a
cold, rainy Saturday morning January
20. Following being
sworn in at 11am, he
~ke to the nation in
his Inaugural Address.
The focus of his address
was on what he called
"civility, courage, compassion
and character."
Several times he
emphasized his pledge
"to build a single nation
of justice and opportunity."
He called for Americans to continue
to uphold the princieles of Democracy
as well as educate the youth of the
country. Suggestions for reaching his
goal included "confronting· problems
instead of passing them on to future generations"
as well as, treating Americans
not as strangers and problems
but as citizens and priorities.
He also asserted that' everyone
deserves a chance" and that "no
insignificant eerson was ever
born." Bush made clear,
throughout his s~ch, his purpose
of unifying the country.
Bush also suggested that we
"reclaim America's schools,
before ignorance and arathy
claim more young lives. He
also mentioned his desire to reform
Social Security as well as Medicare. In
addition, Bush remarked that he will
"reduce taxes to ... reward the effort ...
Positions available immediately!
of working Americans."
ThroughOut the Address, Bush made
many promises about various political,
environmental, and social issues concerning
the nation. He spoke about the
nations history of being ' a rock in a raging
sea." He mentioned "confront[ing]
weapons of mass destruction" as well as
finding "an honored place" for religion
"in our plans and in our laws," yet no
problem seems more looming than the
one which unfolded in the past several
months. Bush made no mention of winning
the most controversial election in
our nation's history. Maybe it's a nightmare
he would rather forget. One tning
is for certain, he has he work cut out for
him. He begins his presidency with just
over half a nation supporting him.
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February 8, 2001
survivor II: The Outback
By Lynn Garcia
On Sunday, January 28th, the most
anticipated reality television show
Survivor II, debuted. This time th~
sixteen contestants are stranded in the
deadly bush of Queensland, Australia.
These strangers will be stuck in
the outback for 42 days, eliminating
one person every three days. In order
to survive they will need to build
shelter and catch their own food. The
contestants are divided into two
tribes, Ogakor and Kucha.
The Ogakor tribe consists of
Amber, Colby! Jerri, Keith, Ke!, Maralyn,
and Mitchell. They won the first
challenge, the prize bemg a container
of waterproof matches and, of course,
the immunity· idle. This keeps them
from having to vote one of tneir own
off the island.
The Kucha team includes Alicia,
Elisabeth, Jeff, Kimmi, Michael, Nick,
Rodger, and Debb. This team was not
so lucky and had to go to tribal council
to get rid of one of their own. As
hard as it was to vote someone off
(after all the}' had only been there for
two days) there were seven votes
against the first survivor to get booted
off, Debb.
The season of Survivor looks like it
is going to be a good one. The Australian
Outback is a pretty scary place
for anyone to be stranded in. There
are all kinds of wild animals including
dingoes, wild pig, kangaroo, alligators,
and snakes. Not to mention
the climate, which can be unbearable
at times. The sun is incredibly strong
and a yerson can burn within ten minutes
o exposure to it.
Don't take my word for it, experience
Survivor II: The Australian Outbac~
for yourself. The show goes up
agamst NBC and its hit "Friends" on
T~ursd~ys at 7:00 ~m. Who do you
thmk will be the ultimate survivor?
Alumni Association
Wants Award Nominees
The UW-Parkside Alumni Association
is seeking nominations for awards
it sponsors each year. The honors recognize
outstanding professional and
volunteer service by the University's
graduates.
The Association's Distinguished
Alumni Achievement Award is given to
a person who has excelled in his or her
career. . The Distinguished Service
Award 1s presented to an individual
"demonstrating outstanding contributions
to his or her local community
and/ or the University." Nominees
must have a baccalaureate and master's
degree from UW-Parkside.
If you know someone-a parent, a
colleague, a friend-who deserves to be
nominated for these honors, call the
Alumni office at ext... 2443. The nomination
deadline in March 15, 2001. The
aw~rds will be presented during the
~prmg semester graduation ceremony
mMay 2001.
February 8, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 5
celebrate Black
Historv Month
Continued from page 1
excellent choirs from southeast Wisconsin,
appeared in the Communication
Arts Theater. UW-Parkside's own
gospel choir was on hand, along with
Hofy Recovery, Greater Grace Temple,
Voices of Faith, Carthage College,
UW-Milwaukee Choir, State Youth
Choir, and Holy Redeemer.
UW-Parkside' s very own Apollo Show
will once again be held this February
(the show was held Feb. 7). This event
allows students, faculty, and staff as
well as individuals out in the communi~
to come show off their talents.
These talents can be in the form of
music, dance, comedy, etc. Individuals
as well as groups are welcomed. There
will be an application charge for
. soloists of $5. Groups of three or more
persons will pay a charge of $10. Cash
prizes will be awarded. Auditions will
be held on Wednesday, January 29,
from 9 to 11 p.m. in the Union Cinema,
and again on Saturday, February 3,
from 3 to 5 p.m. Anyone is welcome to
attend and participate.
"Love and Basketball" vill be
showing on Valentine's Day m the
Union Cinema. Showtime is slated for
7:30p.m. This movie tells the tale of
two individuals who both have the
love for basketball and each other.
Cost is only $2 per person.
There will be a Sweetheart Ball featurin~
Parkside's favorite DJ Doc B,
on Fnday, February 16, from 9 p.m. to
1 a.m. Tli.is dance will be located in the
Student Center Square. Admission is
$~0 per person and $18 per couple
Tickets may be purchased in advance
at the Ranger card Office. Come
dressed to impress.
Jazz fans, here's your chance to
catch a rising star. Loston Harris, is
performing on Wednesday, February
2~ at 7:30 p.m. Come and hear ms
silky smooth vocals and exciting
piano arrangements. Harris' music
recalls the musical styles of legends
such as Nat "King" Cole and Frank
Sinatra. And then ne takes his music
to new heights. Tickets are $12 and
available in the Ranger card office.
This event will be held in the Communication
Arts Theater and is open to
everyone.
On Friday, February 23, at 8 p.m.,
the second annual Fashion Show will
be held. Admission is $3 per person,
or $2 with a non-perishable food item.
View the hottest trends in African
wear from great local retailers and
your favorite designers. Clothing will
be displayed from such companies as
Boston Store, Deb, Lerner New York,
and Gin&iss Formal Wear, to name a
few. There will also be a dance performance
by the Milwaukee High School
of the Arts Drill Team. This event is
sponsored by BSU.
Very Involved at Parkside
V .I.P. Leadership Series presents . ..
Recruitment, Recognition, and Retention-
3 Critical Components
to a Strong Membership
by Michelle Wegner, Volunteer Program
Wednesday, February 14, 2001
3:00 - 4:30 p.m. Union 106 ·
'
Sponsored by Student Ac,ivities
As you can see, there will be
numerous events commemorating
Black History Month. This is a time to
honor, reflect, and -to focus on the present
social conditions of black America.
Come out during the month of
February and show your support
live Theater
Experience
Continued from page 1
history and culture. Through the words
of Ireland's greatest writers and
through depictions of events like the
Great Famine, the Irish Actors Theatre
Company will brou~ht to life the
events that shaped their nation.
Tuesday's /erformance of "Love,
Passion, an 'Sorry, I Have a
Headache'" was a lignthearted look at
relationships. Using wisdom drawn
from George Bemara Shaw and Maya
Angelou, the Beatles and Rolling
Stones and others, "Sorry" was just as
the "Washington Post" described it: an
"hilarious mixture of music and drama
about the fever m the blood."
Last night, Theatre members staged
a free "Pub Night" show in the Stucfent
Union.
When the}' weren't on a UW-Parkside
stage, the Irish Actors Theatre Company
has been busy at area schools. They
performed a program of Irish songs
and poetry at Racine's Fine Arts School
on Monday, and stopped at Kenosha's
Bullen Middle School Tuesday. They
were back in Racine at Park High
School on Wednesday, and this morning ·
they performed "Ireland: Its Genius
and Its Tragedy" at Walden III High
School.
Area educators will experience the
Theatre Company's "Celebration of
Irish Literature, Music and Song" at the
Sixth Street Theatre this afternoon. And
they finish their tour Friday at Tremper
Hig~ School.
The company also met with UWParkside
dramatic arts students during
the week
McLean had several reasons for
bringing the Irish Actors Theatre Company
to UW-Parkside. He was hoping
to instill in his students his love oflive
theater, and he wanted to serve the
community by celebrating the cultural
heritage the Theatre Company represents.
And he was hoping to revive the
spark that artists in residency bring to
the campus.
'We nad a tradition m the ~arly years
at UW-Parkside of having a writer or
an artist in residence," McLean stated.
"I think a resident artist infuses the university
with life that it otherwise lacks.
And to have these folks here for a
week, I think, will be a very exciting
experience because faculty and students
will be interacting with them
professionally, intellectually, aesthetically,
and hopefully, socially."
Very Involved at Parkside
V .I.P. Leadership Series presents ...
Running a
Meeting
by Steve Wallner, Student Life
SpooSOffll by Srodenl Activities
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Page8 The Ranger, University of W1sconsm-Parks1de February 8, 2001
Me n's basketball:
Two Giants Steps Forward
UW-Parkside men's basketball coach
Jeff Rutter talked before last week's
contests against Northern Kentucky
and Indianapolis about getting "a couple
of games back." He Ielt two earlyseason
Great Lakes Valley Conference
(GLVC) losses against these teams were
games the Ran~ers should have won.
Playing their best and most complete
games of the year, UW-Parkside
did, indeed, get "a couple of games
back" with Thursday's 8f-60 whipping
of Northern Kentucky and Saturday's
thrilling 81-78 overtime win over
Indianapolis.
Northern Kentucky came into last
Thursday's game ranked third in
NCAA Division II with an 18-2 overall
record and a 9-2 conference mark.
However, it was the Rangers who dominated
the game breaking a 21-21 first
half tie and never trailing after that.
Coach Rutter's team ran up a 37-27
halftime lead and led by as many as 23
in the second half to win for just the
second time in 11 tries at home against
NKU.
Brian Coffman led the way with 24
points on 9 of 9 free throw shooting and
7 of 14 from the floor. Marlon Grice
added 16, Nick Knuth 14, and Quincey
Moman 12.
The win avenged an 83-71 loss on
Dec. 2 at Northern Kentucky in which
NKU was awarded 39 free throws to
UW-Parkside's 16.
Saturday afternoon, the Rangers
expected to see "The Andy Foster
Show" and that's just what they got.
The Greyhounds' guard, who came
into the game as tne GLVC's leading
scorer, accounted for the first 12 points
by Indianapolis on the way . to a ~
point performance. But that still wasn t
enough as UW-Parkside pulled out an
81-78 overtime victory at the DeSimone
Gymnasium.
The Rangers trailed by five to seven
points throughout much of the second
half. But Marlon Grice kept UW-Parkside
in the game with several fr_eight
train drives to the hoop and Quincey
Moman scored six straight points to
pull the Rangers to within a point at 66-
65. Nick Knuth put UWP ahead 67-65
with a basket at 17:24 of the second half
but Indianapolis tied the game at 69-69
and the teams went to OT.
That's when Knuth took over. The
Rangers' center scored eight of his 21
points in the extra five minutes, includmg
several clutch free throws, to ice the
victory and send the Rangers to their
ninth win of the year-one more than
they had all of last year with seven
games remaining in the season. Brian
Coffman led al.L UWP scorers with 22
points.
The win avenged a 90-88 double
overtime loss to Indy on Nov. 30 and
gave UW-Parkside a 6-7 record in the
GLVC and 9-10 overall.
The men play at Bellarmine University
tonight. The game can be heard on
WLIP (1050 AM) starting at 6:55. The
road trip continues at Kentucky
Wesleyan on Saturday. Airtime for that
game is 3:10 p.m.
Women's Basketball:
ladv Rangers lose One, Win One
The Northern Kentucky women's
basketball team brought depth, experience,
and a national ranking in the
NCAA Division II into last Thursday's
game at the De Simone Gymnasium.
And they played like one of the top
team's in the nation in a 71-48 win
against UW-Parkside. The Lady
Ranger's then picked themselves up
and played a dominant second half to
beat Indianapolis 59-52 on Saturday.
On Thursday, the Lady Norse, the
defending NCAA Division II champions
who returned all five of their
starters from that title-winning squad,
had four players in double figures.
Arny Mobley led the way for NKU
with 13 points and 12 rebounds while
Bridge Flanagan also had 13 for the
visitors. NKU's depth showed during a
14-2 second half run that pushed their
lead to 20 points and put the game out
of reach.
UW-Parkside was led by Tiesha
Campbell who poured in 16 points and
had 8 rebounds. Joy Rodefer had 11
points and Erin Crank had 10 for
Coach Paulette Stein's team.
Saturday's result was much better.
UW-Parkside roared back from a 24-20
deficit shortly after halftime to beat
Indianapolis 59-52. Four Lady Rangers
reached double figures led by Denita
Sublett with 16 points. Rodefer and
Jamie Nebel had 13 apiece, and Campbell
scored 11 points and contributed
nine rebounds.
The win improved UW-Parkside's
GLVC record to 3-10. The Lady
Rangers are 6-13 overall. They play at
Bellermine University tonignt and
Kentucky Wesleyan, a team they beat
easily earlier this year, on Saturday.
Both games will be broadcast on a
tape-delayed basis on the campus
radio station WLIP (101.7 FM).
Enright, Antonia lead UW-P Track Team at UWD
The UWP track team traveled north
for the UW-Oshkosh Invitational on
Saturday. And while the overall result
wasn't golden, there were some i":dividual
performances worth shouting
about.
Erin Enright captured the 3,000-
meter run in a time of 10:28.39. Amber
Antonia also broke the tape first in_ the
mile run with a time of 5:09.77. Enright
and Antonia also combined with Linda
Muffler and Pam Kurkowski to win the
women's distance medley relay.
Overall, UW-Oshkosri won the meet
with 154 points, North Central scored
110, and UW-Parkside had 48 points.
Other high finishes for UWP included
Kristy Reineck's second place and
Linsay OeWitt's fourth place finish in
the 5,000 meters, and Laura Bosley and
Kristen Ziarek finished third and
fourth, respectively, in the 800.
Mat Men Drop Dual at uw-s P,·
Place High al Wheaton Invitational
UW-Stevens Point posted a 25-24
victory over the Ranger wrestlers
last Wednesday, Jan. 31, at Stevens
Point. They bounced back on Saturday
to place near the top at an invitational
meet at Wheaton College.
Last Wednesday, UW-Parkside winners
were Craig Klawitter, Ken
Schmidt, Fred Joseph, Luke Goral and
Victor Juarez. Both Klawitter and
Schmidt scored pins during the meet.
UW-Stevens Point came into the
dual meet ranked number 13 in NCAA
Division III, while the Rangers were
number 19 in Division II. The Rangers
slipped to 5~5 in dual meets.
Meanwhile, in Wheaton, UWP finished
fourth in a 26-team field. The
Ranger's Ken Schmidt won the 149-
pound title with a 5-0 record. Luke
Goral took second place at 197.
The team wrestled in a dual meet at
Marquette University last night. Prior
to tuning up for regional meet.
GLVC Men's Basketball Standings
GLVC TEAM Overall W-L Pct. W-L Pct.
Southern Indiana 12·1 .923 18-1 .947 Northern Kentucky 10-3 .769 19-3 .864 Kentucky Wesleyan 10-3 .769 16-3 .842 Bellarmine 7-6 .538 10-9 .526 UW-Parkside 6-7 .462 9-10 .474 Saint Jose~h's 6-7 .462 12-10 .545 Missouri- t. Louis 6-7 .462 10-9 .526 Lewis 6-7 .462 8-11 .421 Indianapolis 5-8 .385 10-9 .526 Qu" 5-8 .385 9-10 .429 *IUPd-Ft. Wayne 4-9 .308 7-16 .304 SIU Edwardsville 1-12 .077 4-15 .211 *Ineligible for GLVC Tournament
GLVC Women's Basketball Standings
GLVC OVERALL TEAM W-L Pct. W-L Pct.
Northern Kentucky 11-2 .846 17-2 .895 Southern Indiana 10-3 .769 16-3 .842 Bellarmine 10-3 .769 15-4 .789 SIU Edwardsville 9-4 .692 14-5 .737 Missouri-St. Louis 8-5 .615 12-7 .632 Quing_ 7-6 .538 11-8 .579 *JUP -Ft. Wayne 6-7 .462 13-7 .650 Indianapolis 6-7 .462 10-9 .526 Lewis 5-8 .385 8-11 .421 UW-Parkside 3-10 .231 6-13 .316 Kentucky Wesleyan 2-11 .154 5-14 .263 Saint Josehh's 1-12 .077 1-18 .053 *Not eligi le for GLVC Tournament
February 8, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page9
Klaver Named Assistant Vice
Chancellor tor University Relations
UW-Parkside has named Dr. Lenny
Klaver its assistant vice chancellor for
University Relations. He reports to UWParkside
Chancellor Jack Keatin~.
In his new vosition, Klaver will direct
the University s marketing, publications,
and public relations activities. He is
responsible for strategic f lannin~ and
continuing development o the Uruversity's
site on tne worldwide web
(www.u~.edu), and he will serve as
UW-Parks1de's liaison with area legislators
and government agencies.
Klaver joined the University as athletic
director in June 1996. In addition to
fund-raising for the recently completed
addition to the Sports and Activity Center,
he established the Ranger Athletic
Club and the UW-Parkside Corporate
and Business Partners program leading
to increased financial support for athletics.
He also served on the Great Lake Valley
Conference executive committee and
established the Sports Medicine Consortium
with area physicians and physical
therapists. He will continue as a faculty
member in the Department of Healtn,
Physical Education, and Athletics with
teaching and advising duties in the
recently established Sports Management
major.
David Williams, who served as assistant
athletic director, has been named
actingathleticdirecto~
'1 am pleased to have the opportunity
to take on a larger role in University
Relations," Klaver said. "I believe these
new duties are key to the overall mission
set for the University, and I'm looking
forward to contributing to the success of
uW-Parkside in this new position."
Dr. Lenny Klaver, new assistant vicechancellor
for University Relations.
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14th. ASHA reminds people to
"love responsibly" by protecting one
another's sexual health.
Valentine's Day is
nationally recognized as
a time for love and a
time for showin/$ your
love for your significant
other. As this day
draws near, Linda
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encourages people
to "talk openly and
honestly with their
sexual partners
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way to reduce
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1/25/01
me. # 01-70 Theft, Union lot,
12:10 p.m.: student reported
her parking permit stolen from
her parked vehicle. Nothing
else reported missing.
Inc . # 01-71 Traffic Violation,
Wood Road & Outer Loop, 9 : 3 7
p .m. : citation was issued to a
driver who failed to stop at a
stop sign.
Inc.# 01~72 Alarm, Wyllie Hall,
11:23 p.m.: officers responded
to an alarm and checked the
area which appeared to be
secure. Alarm was reset.
1/26/01
Inc . # 01-73 Disorderly Conduct/
Noise, University Apartments,
1:22 a.m.: while on
foot patrol, officer heard
loud music/noise so an RA was
contacted. The RA advised two
previous warnings had already
been given to the apartment
residents. Disorderly subjects
started shouting obscenities
at the officers from the
apartment door and began
spilling out onto the sidewalks
and into the parking
lots. All individuals not living
at the apartment were
asked to leave and residents
were warned of the consequences
of any repeated incidents.
Inc . # 01-74 Theft from Building,
Wyllie Hall, 10:20 a.m.:
student reported the theft and
unauthorized use of his Ranger
Card. Student will arrange for
a replacement card.
1/27/01
Inc . # 01-75 Fire Alarm, SAC,
8:05 a.m.: officer responding
to an alarm found it had been
set off by workers popping
corn.
Inc. # 01-76 Fire Alarm, SAC,
8 : 53 a.m.: staff member
reported workers popping corn
in the concessiorr area had set
off the alarm. Workers will
discontinue use of the popping
machine the rest of the day.
Inc . # 01-77 Fire Alarm, SAC,
4:23 p .m. : another fire alarm
was caused by students naking
popcorn. Building was not
The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
evacuated. Alarm reset.
Inc. # 01-78 Medical Assist,
Parkside Union, 9:03 p .m.:
visitor attending a local high
school dance, was re,POrted to
be ill . Kenosha Med Unit 5
took the subject to Kenosha
Memorial HoSPi tal for treatment.
Underage alcohol citation
was issued.
1/28/01
Inc. # 01-79 Underage Drinking,
Ranger Hall, 2: 59 a.m.: while
on foot patrol, officer heard
a fire door alarm sounding. A
subject was found by the door,
questioned and admitted opening
the fire door in an
attempt to avoid the officer.
Investigation revealed subject
was underage and drinking. An
underage alcohol citation was
issued.
1/29/01
Inc. # 01-80 Warrant Pickup,
Greenquist Hall, 5:19 a.m.:
UPPS officer assisted the
Racine Police Dept. who had a
search warrant on a wanted
individual. The subject was
located and turned over to
Racine PD.
Inc. # 01-81 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop at Wood Road, 6:06
p.m.: UPPS officer stopped a
dr:iver who failed to stop at a
stop sign. Investigation
revealed driver's vehicle registration
was suspended. Citation
issued for non-registration
of vehicle.
1/30/01
Inc.# 01-82 Disorderly Conduct,
University Apartments, 2 :23
a.m.: housing R.A. requested
UPPS officers respond to an
argument that might become
physical. Upon officer's
arrival, the two subjects were
arguing in the parking lot
over the return of i terns and
damage to a phone . A citation
was issued to one subject for
disorderly conduct. Investigation
revealed the subject was
wanted by the Milwaukee Police
Dept. for felony bail jumping.
An arrest was made and subject
transported to Kenosha County
jail.
Inc. # 01-83 Traffic Violation,
Inner Loop Road and 1.1 miles
west of CTH G, 3: 59 p .m.: driver
was cited for failure to
stop at a stop sign.
Inc . # 01-84 Traffic Accident,
Comm. Arts parking lot, 9: 05
p .m.: student's vehicle rolled
out of gear, coming to rest
against the passenger side of
another vehicle resulting in
minimal damage .
Inc . # 01-85 Alarm-Building,
Wyllie Hall, 4:07 a .m.: officer
responding to an alarm
found it to have been set off
accidentally by custodians
working in the area.
Inc. # 01- 86 Worthless Check,
SAC, 7 :24 a .m. : Athletics is
requesting UPPS follow-up on a
worthless check written by a
visitor for SAC fees . Investigation
pending.
Inc. # 01-87 Security Alarm,
C/Arts Media, 8:02 a.m. : officers
responding to an alarm
found it to have been activated
in error by a staff member.
Inc. # 01-88 Parking Enforcement
Tow, Ranger Hall parking
lot, 8 :03 a.m.: student illegally
parked and with· four
prior unpaid tickets was cited
and towed.
Inc . # 01-89 Parking Enforcement
Tow, Comm. Arts lot,
10:39 a .m. : student illegally
parked at a visitor meter had
received prior tickets and a
tow warning. Vehicle was cited
and towed.
Inc . # 01-90 Drug Paraphernalia,
University Apartment,s,
11 :36 a .m.: brass pipe used
for smoking man.Juana was
turned over to UPPS by residence
life staff. No information
available on ownership of
the item which was placed in
an evidence file at UPPS.
Inc. # 01-91 Personal Property
Theft, SAC Baseball Locker
Room, 11: 57 a .m.: student
reported the theft of his wallet
from an unlocked locker.
No suspects or witnesses to
the theft.
Inc. # 01-92 Traffic AccidentNon
Reportable, Union parking
lot, 4 :56 p .m.: student
reported her vehicle had been
struck by another vehicle . A
self-reporting accident form
was provided.
Inc.# 01-93 State Property Damage,
outer Loop & Wood Road,
5:20 p .m. : while on routine
patrol, UPPS officer noticed a
damaged stop sign. A temporary
sign was put in place until a
new sign can be installed.
Inc . # 01- 94 Personal Property
Theft, SAC, women's Softball/
Soccer Locker Room, 6:39
p.m.: student reported the
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theft of a Louisville softball
bag Containing sports equipment
. Student later reported
that the bag had been found.
Case unfounded.
Inc . # 01- 95 Obstructing an
Officer, Molinaro Hall, D2
level , 11 :44 p .m.: UPPS officer
received a call reporting
two subjects on scooters in
Main Place who had gone aown
to the D2 level . SUbjects fled
when the officer ordered them
to stop but were located and
apprehended. Citations were
issued for Resisting/Obstructing
a Police Officer and UWS ·
Chapter 18-Conduct on University
Lands-Roller Blading or
Similar Wheeled vehicle.
2/01/01
Inc. # 01-96 Traffic Violation,
HWY E, .3 miles east of HWY 31,
5 :38 a .m.: UPPS officer
stopped a vehicle observed
without valid license plates .
Investigation revealed driver
was wanted by a looal agency
on two warrants for civil
process-local ordinance. Citations
were issued for operating
without a valid driver's
license, 2nd offense and nonregistration
of vehicle. Driver
was transported to Kenosha
County jail on the outstanding
warrants .
WHAT'S ON
YO.U R
RESUME?
If you are an English major
or aspiring journalist, and
have not yet written for a
newspaper, what are you
waiting for?
Add skills to your resume
that employers are looking
for - writing, interviewing,
editing and so much more.
The Ranger is now hiring all
positions for the Spring 2001
semester. Stop by the office,
located across from the
Career Center in lower Wyllie
hall.
Meetings are Mondays from
noon to 1 p.m. and are open
to all interested persons.
When you graduate,
what will you have
to offer?
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FREE CLASSIFIEDS!
• For a limited time only! The Ranger
News will print your student classified
ads free of chare;e. Forms are available at
the newsstand rn front of the library and
between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall.
Call 595-2287 for more information.
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
Triple H Grange, LLC .
Organic Boarding, Horseback
Private Lessons
~ • Boarding Sale! $175 per month.
• Be inspired by nature. Come ride
with us.
7417 - 7 Mile Road
(262) 681-2964.
Chess?!
• For the novice to the expert. Inquire
with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a club
next semester.
FREE TUTORING
• Free tutoring is being offered by the
students from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutoring n the following
areas of computer related software
is available: Microsoft Office
Using the Internet Effectively, E-mail
and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring
will be by appointment. To schedule
your appointment, call Bob or Chris at
595-2790.
• Do you enjoy working with children?
Would you like to earn extra money?
Apply now for a childcare position at
NTC GreatLakes. Call 847-688-2110,
Ext... 103 or apply on]ine at
www.ntcrnwr.com
Wanted!
• Spring Breakers! Cancun, Bahamas
Fforida, Jamaica and Mazatlan. Call
Sun Coast Vacations for a free
b!ochure and ask how you can orgaruze
a small group and eat, drink,
travel free ancf earn cash! Call 1-888-
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com.
Spring Break!
• Deluxe Hotels, Reliable Air, Free
Food, Drinks and Parties! Cancun,
Jamaica, Bahamas, Mazatlan and
Florida. Travel Free and Earn Cash!
Do it on the Web! Go to StudentCity.
com or call 800-293-1443 for info.
SPRING BREAK 2001
• Jamaica, Cancun, Florida, Barbados
B~amas, Padre.Free Meals, Fre~
Drinks and Up to $100 room credit
The Ranger1 University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Call 1-800-426-7710 for special weeks
or go to: www.sunsplashtours.com
SPRING BREAK 2001
• Hiring On-Campus Reps, rELL
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FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped and jetted .
$2500 OBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after
6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4
• Extended cab, third door, loaded
metallic blue. Take over lease payments
or buy out. Call (262) 878-0769
after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
1987 Mazda 626
• V 4 2.0 engine, Runs great! New
brakes. Asking $950 OBO. Call Ashi at
(home) 551-7431 or (work) 595-2705.
1991 Ford F-150
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call
884-6812 and ask for Jeremy.
VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegner at 595-2011 or Roseann
Mason at 595-2606, or stop by the Career
Center, Wyllie 0173.
Case Management Assistant at Vets
Place - Southern Center
• Assist Senior Case manager with
intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly) homeless vets
with program policies and procedures.
• . ScI:ie~ule residents for group and
mdiVIdual counseling sessions.
• Be. a team member for case plan
reviews.
• Assist in structured staffings for case
rlan changes, suspensions or discharges.
• Act as program staff liaison to
newsletter publishing committee.
Public Information and Coordination
Assistant at Vets Place - Southern _
Center
• Assist Director and clinical staff
in~luding contracted professionals
with the compilation, layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program brochures.
• Collect and prepare articles regarding
veterans and homelessness or other
concerns, and assist resident to
improve writing skills.
• Assist in the coordination of agencies
and programs serving the homeless
f>Optilations in Racine County. Assist
the Homeless Assistance Coalition in
arranging meetings, mail notices,
record notes of meetings and decisions
and develop a seneric brochure
to advance the mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing Studies
• Conduct safety checks of homes.
• Run records.
• Interview prospective foster parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into licensed
homes.
Foster Parent Recruiter/
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public through
employers, public service groups,
community groups, etc.
• Present to pubic service orgaruzations,
and community groups.
• Create new material (i.e. newspaper
advertisements) to best highlight the
need of foster parents.
• Organize foster family activities for
.retention of homes.
Department of Corrections - Assistant
to Probation/
Parole Agent
• Accompany agents on home visits
and to court.
• Assist with interviewing, taking statements,
conducting assessments and
intake work.
• Help with preparation of reports.
Victim Advocate/Liaison for the Dis•
trict Attorney in Racine (paid)
• Contact victims by phone within 72
hours of their victimization to offer
emotional support, empathetic listening,
information and referrals, pers~
mal a~vocacy and crime compensation
assistance.
• Notify victims of their rights, explain
the criminal justice process.
• Complete one ride along each month
with one of the law enforcement
ae;encies in Racine County and proVIde
services to clients off site at the
various Community Policing sites.
S.A.F.E. Haven Teen
Runaway Shelter
• Independent Living Skills Program:
teach l4 core living skills to 17-23 year
olds.
• Street Outreach: Hand out hygiene
products to teens who are out on the
streets; develop a rapport with them
and encourage them to seek counseling
services.
• Adult Residential Aid: answer the
hotline; assist with group facilitation
work; work 1:1 with teens.
• Gang Diversion Task Force: teach
teens about alternatives to gangs and
crime; teach material on STDs, teen
pregnancy prevention, how to fill out
job applications, etc.
Walker's Point Center for the Arts in
Milwaukee is looking for
multiple interns:
• Education Intern - Work directly with
elementary-aged children in their art
~asses, ":7hich are taught by profess10naJ
artists.
• Marketing/Public Relations Intern -
Design and distribute publicity; market
surveys, advertise programs· and
fundraise. '
February 8, 2001
• Curatorial Intern - Hang shows, contract
artists, handle artwork and prepare
written catalogs and labels.
• Arts Administration Intern - Assist
with membership, correspondence
research and planning. '
Upcoming Trainings
Racine Literary Council
• Be trained on how to teach adults
basic literacy skills. Training will be
held on the following Saturdays: January
27 and February 3 from 8:45a.m.
- 4:15p.m. and February 10 from
8:45a.m. - noon.
Sexual Assault Services
• A non-profit organization that provides
a 24-hour crisis line and
response team for victims of sexual
assault will conduct a 15-hour training
workshop in th_e following dates
from 6p.m. - 9p.m .. Feb. 15, Feb. 22,
March 1, 8 and 15. Each advocate is
asked to volunteer for one shift per
month.
Volunteer Opportunities
Lutheran Social Services -
Stop Child Abuse and
Neglect Program
• Lutheran Social Services is looking for
a volunteer who will work in a team
of two people to present personal
safety puppet shows to Racine
kindergarten children in their schools.
No experience is necessary. 1-5 hours
per month. The volunteer will gain
experience communicating with children,
will familiarize ner / himself
with classroom dynamics, and will
know s/he is educating children
about important topics such as
"stranger danger" and "good
touch/bad touch."
Tutoring, tutoring, tutoring!
• Almost every school and community
center in Racine and Kenosha would
like college tutors to help their youth
in elementary school through high
school with i:heir studies. Kenosha
Unified School District's ESL program
is in particular need for a tutor to
work with a student who s~aks Chinese.
Opportunities exist both during
the school day as well as during the
late afternoon.
EMPLOYMENT
OPPORTUNITIES WITH
TIie Ranger
• Reporters
• Sports Writers
• Fntertainment Editor
• Columnists
• Cartoonists
For further information, contact
Sarah or Brenda at 595 2287. Meetings
are Mondays from
Noon-lp.m.
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February15, 2001
2001:A Space Odvssev Exploration Into Involvement
ByRuyayeemRashid
On Wednesday Jan. 31, UW-Parksidehad
its annual student organizationalfair
from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in
Upper MainPlace. The purpose of this
fair was to show incoming, transfer
andreturning students the organizationsUW-Parkside
has to offer. The
themeof the fair was 2001: A Space
Odyssey Exploratioll Into Involvement.
Existing clubs use this opportunity to
recruitmoremembers. Wlien recruiting,
theclubs highlighted past events and
promotedfUture ones. Also at all the
tables,there were sign-up sheets for
tht.e interested in joining a club, or
wantingmore information.
Avanel of "secret" judges toured
the fauto see which or(;anization was
.mostcreativein promoting itself to the
studentbody using the space theme.
PCO<:was awardee first place for its
towenngrocket. According to Charles
Zellner,president of the club, the rock-
~ wasZOfeet tall. Twelve members
~ the clubtook a total of 15 hours to
uild the craft. They started building it
during their regular
meeting
time. After the
meeting, some
members went
down to the
Poster Room in
The Den to finish
the rocket.
The rocket was
made from cardboard
boxes
stacked on top
of each other.
Other materials,
included tin foil,
and duct -tape.
After the rocket
was built it was
20 feet tall, so
• tall it nearly reached the ceiling in
Upper Main Place, which is 24 feet tall.
The Art Club was awarded second
place for. its clever planet disl'lay, and
for providing students With information
about famous artists and what
While waiting for the planets to align, Arts
Club members scan the universe for potential
new celestial bodies at the Org. Fair.
SPace . . ommon but both were ltlra~PloratJon and minnow races normally have little III c t I,Jan. 31.
lISat "2001:A Space Odyssey Exploration into Involvemen ,
astrological sign
they were born
under.
Other clubs
that stood out
were UW-Parkside's
radio station,
WIPZ,
which had a live
band playing
during the fair.
Two of the band
members are volun
teers at the
station.
At the Circle K
booth, the club
was racing minnows.
In addition
to this fishy
activity, there were highlights of past
events like Winter Weekend for the
Northern Wisconsin/Upper Michigan
District, and up-coming events like the
club's district convention (you'll have
to join the club to find out what that's
all about). In addition, there was a
newsletter that interested students
were able to look at to see what other
Circle K Clubs are doing within the
district. Also at the booth, the club was
giving away Smarties with a message
that read, "Be a Smartie, join Circle
K." At the organizational fair in September,
the message was "How many
people does it take to change the
world? One.You!" Almost all the clubs
had candy and some literature about"
the clubs that students could take.
Approximately 37 organizations
signed up for the fair while 34 had
tables at the event. If you would like to
learn more information about any campus
organization, stop by the Student·
Activities office located in the Student
Union room 209.
Higher Utilitv Prices Affecting
Evervone.. .Including UW-Parliside
By Zach Robertson
The recent rise in utility prices has
affected ~veryone, in one way or another.
Students living off campus have seen
a rise in their monthly gas and electric
bills, while other students have probably
heard about it on the news. UWParkside
has also felt the sting of
increased utility. prices, especially in
heating the buildings on campus.
According to Sharon Stoltz, financial
specialist at the Facilities Management
plant, "Eighty percent of the yearly budget
has already been spent, and We are
only 60% through the year."
The increased cost of natural gas is to
blame for the high heating costs the University
MS encountered. The price of
natural gas has guadrupled in a very
short time, leavmg UW-Parkslde no
choice but to switch to fuel oil. Fuel oil
is a cheaper alternative to natural gas,
but it has doubled in price from a year
ago. Add to this the four percent
increase in electricity, and it's easy to see
the effect the prices are having on UWParkside.
According to Don Kolbe director of
Facilities Management, UW-Parkside
has gone to great lengths in fighting
higher utility costs, with energy efficient
features in the buildings on campus.
"We've installed an energy management
system, energy saving lights, and
motion sensors in the classrooms", said
Kolbe. "We also have in the works, a
water saving plan, which will also help
to cut back utility costs." ,
Even with these energy saving ideas,
you can bet UW-Parkside will be keer.-
ing it's fingers crossed, hoping that utility
prices return to normal. The same
can almostcertainlybe said for the students.
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3 The French club, a new group on campus
looking for members
4
Upcoming Events:
The OMSA sponsors trips and movies in honor of Black
History Month .
5 Enlenainmenl:
A serious look alconcens
6 Sporls find oul how 10 gel free luition by
going 10 Ihe games
1 spons COnlinued
Are professional Athletes good role models?
9
Art teachers noticed and honored for outstanding
workmanship
10 Talk Radio has something to say about American Society
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Black History Month Events
• Sweetheart Ball, Feb. 16, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Union Square, admission $10 per
person, $18 per couple, advance tickets at RangerCard office, refreshments
provided, professional photography available~ sponsored by Black Student
. Union and All Campus Events/Student Activities.
• Fashion Show, Feb. 23, 8 p.m., Union Square, admission $3, $2 with nonperishable
food donation.
Continuing Events:
• Parkside National Small Print Exhibition, through Feb. 22; free, gallery hours
Mon./Thur. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m, February 15
• Conflict Mediation Workshop /Jonathan Shailor, teaching methods for dealing
with conflict, 9 to 11 a.m., Tallent Hall Orchard Room, registration $10,
sponsored by Volunteer Coordinators' Network of Kenosha. February 16
• Black History Month: Sweetheart Ball, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Union Square,
admission $lO/person, $18/ couple, advance tickets at RangerCard office.
February 17
• Women's & men's basketball vs, SIU-Edwardsville, women 1 p.m., men3:l5
p.m.; De Simone Gym; UW-Parkside students admitted free, tickets: adults
$5, high school students and children 14 years of age and under $1.
.• Latinos Unidos Dance-A-Thon, time & location to be announced. February 21
• Noon Concert: Elaine Skorodin String Quintet, Union Cinema Theater,
noon, free
• So~p and Substance: "Organize to Maximize" w /Joan Larson noon, Student
Union rooms 104-106, free, w /free soup, bread, and crackers served.
• Arts: ALIVE! presents Loston Harris, jazz piano/vocals, 7:30 p.m., Commu·
mcation Arts Theatre; tickets: $12, available in RangerCard office or call ext.
2345. February 22-25
• Foreign Pilm: "Black Cat, white Cat," Yugoslavia, sub-titled; film shown ThursdaJ.:
and Fnday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8 p.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m. Inthe
Union Cmema Theater. For more information, call ext. 2345. February 22
• Mu!ticultural Career Day, at UWM, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., UW-Parkside sponsor.
Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.
Sports and Activity Center Hours
Thursday: 7 a.m, to 9 p.m.
Friday: 7 a.m, to 7 p.m.
Saturday: noon to 6 p.m,
Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.
Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m, to 9 p.m.
The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation.
February 15, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 3
Open Forum on TV Violence
By Zach Robertson
Are you a parent? Do you have
concerns about the programming that
children are exposed to? Ifthe answer
to either of these questions is "yes,"
then you get the chance to voice your
opinion at an open forum discussion
to be held at UW-Parkside.
Today, children are exposed to more
violence and improper material than
ever before. If you have an opinion on
TV being too violent, or if you think
TV is fine, and there's nothing wrong
with it, this forum will give you a
chance to have your opinion heard.
The forum will be used to help the
project groups in Professor Megan
Mullen's Broadcasting and Society
class. Anyone who would be interested
in coming in, and helping to facilitate
discussion would be greatly
appreciated.
The date and time for this forum is
not yet scheduled, but anyone interested
should call Professor Mullen at
ext. 2664. She can also be reached by
e-mail at Mullenfsuwp.edu.
Bonjour II Bienvenu Au Club
By Sheree Homer
The UW-Parkside French Club had
its first meeting Monday, Feb. 5 to discuss
plans for this semester. Club
members hope to go to the Chicago Art
Institute to view various French artists
and masterpieces, have a pastry bake
sale selling Eclairs and cream puffs,
and watch French films. The French
Club will also be involved in the International
Food Fair and attend meetings
at other Illliversities in the Milwaukee
area to meet with their French clubs to
see what they will be doing. It sounds
like a lot of fun and a great way to
experience a bit of French culture.
Officers have not been elected yet,
that will happen on Monday, Feb. 19, so
any students who are interested in joining
still have the opportunity. Meetings
are held every Monday at noon in
CART 136. Students should contact
Madame Zepp ifthey have any further
questions or would like to obtain more
information.
"Portraits of Parks ide"
Black & White Photo Contest
The AdmissiOll$ Ofllce is holding a Blac:k& White photo CIlIltm
All UW·Patkside $lUdenls are Clleouragcd to p$1kipate.
Create a dleme for)'O\ll' entries or take eandld anaps of
the University _nity.
Priza will be nWtrdad for selected photO$,
Walth the Rangtr News for more detalll.
Thi$ is yOIll' ~ to creete yOIll' own "Portraits orI'arksll!e."
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UW-Parkside Joins 180 Other Universities
Across the Country in Organizing Hunger Cleanup
The United States is one of the richest
nations in the world, but three million
people are forced to sleep in cars,
under bridges, in shelters, and on the
streets.
In urban and rural areas alike, community
kitchens and meal programs are
unable to meet food requests. Hunger is
a way of life for 27 million Americans.
Many of the hungry are also homeless'
or on the verge of homelessness. Families
with children make up 39 percent of
the homeless population.
There is enough food produced to
feed everyone in the world. Yet, one
person dies from hunger-related causes
every forty seconds. '
The Parkside Volunteer Program and
the Parkside Community Outreach
Club are co-sponsoring the university's
third annual Hunger Cleanup, a three
hour community service work-a-thon
in which students raise money while
volunteering in programs for the hungry
and homeless. Similar to a walk-athon,
the Cleanup mobilizes thousands
of students acrossthe country to gather
pledges from family and friends for
their volunteer work.
Volunteer projects include painting
local shelters, planting community gardens,
and refurbishing low-income
housing units. Money raised through
this unique work-a-then benefits local,
national, and international hunger and
homeless programs. Fifty percent of the
money raised will be donated to one
Racine and one Kenosha agency; thirtyfive
percent of the funds earned will go
to the National Student Campaign
Against Hunger and Homelessness to
educate and train students to be more
effective in their efforts to end hunger
and homelessness; and the remaining
fifteen percent will be given to the
International Development Exchange
(IDEX)which sponsors grassroots community
needs to fuel further change.
Since the first Hunger Cleanup in
1984, the National Student Campaign
Against Hunger and Homelessness
(NSCABH) has worked with schools
across the country to make it one of the
most successful student and community
events. More than 100,000 students
have completed thousands of work
projects, raising more than $1 million
dollars in its 15-year history.
This will be the third year that UWParkside
participates in the national
Bunger Cleanup, which is now in its
seventeenth year of existence. Our
Cleanup will be from 8:00a.m. -
2:00p.m. on Saturday, April 7. Volunteers
will meet at Parkside at 8:00a.m.
for registration and kickoff. At 9:30
a.m., teams of 8-10 volunteers each will
travel to local worksites in Kenosha
and Racine. At 1:00 p.m., volunteers
will return to Parkside for lunch and
reflection.
Our UW-Parkside goal is to mobilize
100 student volunteers and raise $3,000.
In order to achieve this goal, we are
encouraging volunteers to raise $30
each. In addition to asking friends and
families here in Wisconsin, we have a
direct mail letter that students can send
to relatives and others living out-ofstate
to request their sponsorship.
This service project would be a great
opportunity for residence hall wings
and apartments to develop unity and
cohesion among residents. 1t also lends
itself well to clubs/organizations who
want to get to know one another better
while helping in the community. FurOffice
01 Multicultural Student Affairs
2001 Black Historv Month Event Des~riptions
OMSA, Wyllie 0182 Monday, 2/19
at 11:30 Speaker- Dennis "Bose" Biddle,
the Negro Baseball League
Mr. Bidddle is the youngest living
player from the Negro Baseball League,
which was> formed ir 1920 when
African-Americans were not permitted
to Play in the major leagues. Biddle
played with the chicago American
Giants and in 1955 signed with the
Chicago Cubs. After his career was cut
short by a broken leg, Biddle became a
student at UW-Milwaukee where he
graduated with degrees in Education
and Counseling. Biddle is currently the
pres,ident of the Yesterday's Negro
League Baseball Player LLC Foundation.
Presentation and reception. Related
event: Library Lobby 2/12-3/9,
Negro Baseball League Memorabilia
Display
Tour of America's Black Holocaust
Museum and Dinner, Tuesday, February
27 Featured exhibit: Creativity and
Resistance: Maroon Cultures in the
Americas
This 'exhibit tells the story of thousands
of enslaved Africans who
escaped from Southern Plantations and
found freedom in the North and Central
wilderness. Known as Maroons
these fugitives challenged colonial
powers and successfully resisted
enslavement. Dinner at the African Hut
restaurant will conclude this cultural
experience. Transportation is FREE.
Museum tour is FREE for students,
$5:00 for staff and faculty. Dinner is on
your own. Meet in OMSA at 2:00 p.m.
We will depart promptly at 2:30 p.m.
For reservations call 595-2731 no later
than Friday, February 23.
OMSA, Wyllie 0182, Wednesda~
2A/2~ at 3p.m.Movie: Black Is...Black
mt
thermore, fraternities and sororitiesare
prime candidates for this day of service
smce so many share a common philosophy
of contributing to the community
We welcome individuals who are noi
part of a group, too, as we will form
tearns of 8-10 volunteers to go to each
worksite. So, whether you're with an
established group or want to sign up
yourself, join the Hunger Cleanupand
meet new people; deepen existingrelationship;
ream about local resources
that serve those who are hungry and
homeless; and overall improve thecommunity!
If you would like to volunteer on
April 7, or if you are interested in helping
to organize this work-a-then Dy
serving on one of the recruitment, publicity,
worksites, or fundraising committees
please contact MichelleWegner
in the Volunteer Program, Wyllie0173,
at 595-2011.
It is through service, education,
fundraising, and advocacy that wewill
be able to bring about lasting change.
Sign up today and make a differencein
the lives of people in our local areaand
abroad!
This film goes to the heart of heated
debates about Black identity by revealing
how African-Americans ofte~
impose rigid definitions of "blackness
on themselves with devastating conoequences.
Free popcorn. .
All events sponsored by theOfficeof
Multicultural Student Affairs. Formore
information call 595-2731
Rock.in' at the ~pollo ...actually UW-Parkside students W - , .
evenmg, The Irish Actors Theatre Company, right, gave :~~J~~~~ at Apollo Ni9.ht (I!'ft) at the Union Cinema Theatre.Thesarn
e
taste of DUblin WIth their show at Union Square.
February 15, The Ranger, Umversity of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 5
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ArtS: Alive Is a Huue Success
ByLynn Garcia
TheArts: Alive series this year has
beenvery popular. Inthe past, one or
twO ofthe shows have been extremely
well liked, but this year four of the
sevenperformances have been completelysold
out. The series this :t,ear
consistedof: Natalie MacMaster, The
Nutcracker,"Arlo Guthrie, Ailey II,
LustonHarris, "Annie," and The
RiversideSymphony.
Irecently spoke to Joanne Yantis,
thedirector of Special Projects, about
this wonderful series. She informed
me that when she is picking out
woups she looks for acts that people
do notnecessarily know but the audience
will remember them long after
theperformance. She also books more
traditionalacts such as "The Nutcracker"
and "Annie".
Yantis wants to get the students
involved with this spectacular series
At the beginning of the year, student~
are able to get the pack~ge for a thirty
l'ercent discount. That IS seven fantastic
shows .for jUs~ $79. If you wanted
t? go see Annie in Chicago just one
ticket would cost you around $80. If a
person chooses to buy season tickets
they will occupy the same seats for
every performance and if someone
should lose their tickets they can be
replaced.
The director Of Special Projects is
currently gettmg next year's series
together. As soon as the schedule is
available, Iwill be putting it right here
in The Ranger so that the students are
aware of the performances ahead of
time. In the meantime don't miss
Loston Harris on Wednesday, Feb. 21,
at 7:30 p.m.
Concert Tragedies
Who's to BlameP
byjennie Morris and Sarah Moses
(spedalAustralian correspondent)
. January 27, 2001-an 18-year-old
girlfromSydney, Australia, suffers a
ma)o~heart attack after being trambled
m.a mosh pit surge during a set
ymUSicalgroup Limp Bizkit, as their
partin the annual Big Day Out festival.She
was pronounced clinically
deadwhen finally pulled from the Pit
bysecurity and attended to by I'araQ,~iCS.They
were able to redorm
. and revive the gir, who
~mamedin a comatose state. She was
Whento St. [ohn's Hospital in Sydney,
figh~she spent the next four days
ary ~g for her life. She died on januInaddition
to this tragedy, 30 other
concert-goers were injured In an
~ to help control the cro';"d, Fred
~ead singer for Limp Bizkit,
eranull the band's performance seves
asking the crowd to "chill
:- and for securi ty to "get in there
safe~e sure that the people were
ll\in' After stopping the show for 20
Durst utes, and wanting to end the set,
the Was told by security that ending
Il1a Performance would only make
the~dworse within the crowd, so
!\o~. finished their set.
Iy d;h{ at.the Big Day Out, especialwasan
.g Limp Bizkit's performances,
!eg,' ISSuenght after the tour's first
ba'iidlllAuckIarld, New Zealand. The
WasthOUghtthat the security set up
Day~t~factory, and asked the Big
ef orgaruzer, Ken West, to
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•
up the security ante. They were met
with West's response to "leave him
alone." He told the band that he'd been
doing the event for over 10 years and
he knew what he was doing.
After the Sydney melee, Limp Bizkit
went to the Big Day Out .I'romoters
again and asked for a T-style barricade
and extra security if they were to continue
on the tour. They were concerned
that more people would get
hurt if extra measures weren't taken to
prevent it. Ken West, and Vivian Le,:s
refused their 'request, and Limp Bizkit
responded saying that they would n'?t
perform unless they knew that their
fans would be safe. Denied further,
one hour later Limp Bizkit was on a
plane bound for the United States,
officially taking themselves off the bill
for the Big Day Out, issuing a statement
saying that they prayed for the
life of the girl. . .
The morning after the mCident,.Ken
West also issued a statement, pralsmg
Limp Bizkit for their efforts to keep
the crowd safe, but in respon~e to the
international headliner suddenly
"drop ing" off the tour, Ken West
issue1' a far cry from his ear.her statement
to the Australian media. s';l;mg
that he was "relieved" that Limp 12kit
had decided to drop off the tour'.:md
that their performance was too
intense." ..
Ticketholders for the. remammg
dates were left without an mtemationSugar
anti Soice
By Lynn Garcia .
This is the story of the A squad
cheerleaders, Diane (Marley Shelton),
Lucy, Hannah(Rachael Blanchard),
Kansas( Mena Suvari), and Cleo at
Lincoln High School. The quarterback
of the football team, jack, asks Diane
out at the beginning of the school year
and before Homecoming she is pregnant
and they are planning
to be married. Their parents
are not pleased. jack and
Diane then go out and find a
quaint place to live, but they
have to get jobs in order to
afford the living expenses.
jack gets a job at a video
store and Diane is hired at a
.rank branch of a grocery
store.
As time progresses, Diane
soon discovers that without
money her baby is' never
going to have the kind of life
she's accustomed to. After
talking it over with the rest
of the squad they decide to
. rob the bank branch because
Diane can open the safe in
her sleep. They watch "Point
Break" and "Reservoir Dogs" to see
how it's done and plan to disguise
themselves as Betty Dolls.
If you're not looking for a movie
that is going to change your life this
one's for you. Sugar & Spice is an
entertaining and amusing movie. Go
check it out.
No they're not Devo, they are the cherrleadersturned-robbers
of the new film l'Sugar and Spice"
now playing at area theaters
al headliner that they had paid to see,
as it was Limp Bizkit's first visit to
Australia. They were not compensated
in any way, and Australian group
Powderfinger, who were already on
the tour, were elevated to "headliner"
status.
Planning for 2001's Big Day Out
had been a struggle to begin with. Ken
West had rock group Pearl jam confirmed
as the international headliner,
but as the band was dropped from the
bill because of the nine tragedies that
had occurred during Pearl- jam's performance
at the Rokslide Festiva1 in
Europe earlier in 2000. While acknowledging
that the incident was not Pearl
jam's fault, Limp Bizkit was chosen
because the Big Day Out had an
"impeccable saftey record" and that
was not to be jeopardized.
Limp Bizkit have been known to
have intense mosh pits during their
performances. During their set at
Woodstock, fires were set and a riot
occurred. Despite their track record,
they were chosen to headline the
·event. Promoters could not have
"overlooked" the fact that the band has
had some violence associated with its
performances, but because there were
no official "tragedies," they were
selected.
So where does the blame lie when
tragedies, such as the death of an 18
year old girl, occur?
People are quick to blame the performers
themselves for such incidents.
They also place blame with security
personnel. But the real blame should
lie with the'promoters and organizers.
Althougfi. crowd surges and riots
are not planned occurrences, promoters
of such events as the Big Day Out,
the Rokslide Festival, and Woodstock,
are responsible to take the proper precautions
in case one should, Things
such as extra security and barriers for
crowd control would help to prevent
tragedies such as death and severe
injuries from happening. These things
should be met With no objections, as
the lives of the people who pay to see
the acts are at stake.
EMPLOYMENT
OPPORTUNITIES WITH
The Ranger Hews
• Reporters
• Sports Writers
• Entertainment Editor
• Columnists
• Cartoonists
For further information, contact
Sarah or Brenda at 595 2287.
Meetings are Mondays from
Noon-l p.m.
Page 6 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Halward, Gasiorkiewicz
to Enter Educators' Hall on April 6
Inductees into the Southeastern
Wisconsin Educators' Hall of Fame for
2001 have been announced, and two
names familiar to UW-Parkside students
past and present are among
those being honored, Associate Professor
of History Oliver Hayward and
Professor Emeritus of Biological Sciences
Eugene Casiorkiewicz will join
four others for induction Friday, April
6,
Professor Hayward has taught at
UWP since the University opened its
doors in 1968. In addition to serving
as an expert on Eastern Europe for
area media, he has addressed audiences
throughout southeast Wisconsin
on a variety of historical and curo
rent events topics from the fall of the
Soviet Union to the environmental
impact of nuclear power to gun control.
For more than a quarter century,
Prof. Hayward has been an active
member of the Racine Committee on
the United Nations. He also was a driving
force in the campus' Center for
Multicultural Studies. Inaddition, he
has organized 11 trips to Russia and Gasiorkiewicz for his warmth and
Eastern Europe and has translated excellence as a teacher. One commentRussian
language materials for local ed on, "the camaraderie among forinstitutions
and organizations. mer students," attributing that to, "the
Students praise Prof. Hayward for dedication, talent, and enthusiasm of
making history, "more than just a list our teacher." A local surgeon said
of names and dates printed on a Prof. Gasiorkiewicz "went well past
page." Another said she, "gained that the extra mile in dealin& with stumost
precious of commodities: self- dents" working "tirelessly with them
confidence" thanks to Hayward. and taking, "a genuine interest in our
Joining Prof. Hayward in the Hall is individual successes."
another of UWP s original faculty Professors Hayward and
Eugene Gasiorkiewicz. "Dr. G" is Gasiorkiewicz were selected from a
known for his service to the communi- field of 15 candidates. Educators
ty, especially for his years on the Wind Dwaine Anderegg, Rosemary
Point Board of Trustees and his con- Fritchen, and Paul Kafer, and "Friend
tinuing service on the Waste Manage- of Education" Larry L. Anderson, will
ment Board and management of the also be inducted. During the April 6
Urban Forest Project. o~ induction program at Carthage ColAcademically,
Prof. Gasiorkiewicz lege, newly certified teachers from
is know for his expertise on wetland UW-Parkside and Carthage will be
and beach ecology, and mushrooms. welcomed to the profession by WisHe
was a professor of Life Sciences at consin Superintendent of Public
UW-Parkslde for 20 years and he also Instruction John Benson.
served as a professor of Industrial
Hygiene and Environmental Health
during a portion of the same period.
Students praised Prof.
Price Paid For Being
a Professional Athlete
By Dena Coady •
Ex-NBA player Charles Barkley
once said, "I am not a role model."
What Charles forgot is that no matter
what children will always look up to
professional athletes as their "heroes."
Lately, however, a number of professional
athletes have been in the news
with their off-court actions. Such as
Jason Kidd, who plays for the Phoenix
Suns, being arrested for allegedly hittmg
his WIfe.
Ray Lewis, who not only helped his
team win Super Bowl XXXV,but also
the game's most valuable player, was
in tro~ble after last year:s Super Bowl
for bemg present at a fight in which
two people were killed. Murder
charges against Lewis were dropped
once he pleaded gul1ty to obstruction
of justice.
o Locally, the professio~al athlete who
was in the media for his off-the-field
problems was Mark Chmura, formerly'
of the Green Bay Packers. Chmura Was
accused of sexual assault and-:child
enticement against his 17-year-old
babysitter. According to the testimony,
Chmura and the teenage girl were
drinking together in a hot tub, and he
later had sex with the girl.
Two things are wrong with this.
First of all, what was Chmura doing at
a post prom party with teenagers? Secondly,
Why was a 17-year old drinking?
Chmura claims he was going on a
!,oIftnp WIth the father of the girl havmg
the party. So he deci~ed to sleep
o over smce they were gomg to leave
early.
Chmura was found not guilty of all
charges. Now there is speculation that
the girl might have lying about the
whole thing. No matter if Chmura was
really not guilty, he shouldn't have
been in that situation. Only two people
know what really happened that night:
Mark Chmura and the 17-year old girl.
o Are these the types of people you
want your children to grow up saying
"I want to be just like him?" As profes~
sional athletes, they should know if
they'r~ getting into a potentially illegal
situation. Chmura did say in a news
conference with the media, "As a professional
athlete and a Green 13ay
Packer, I put myself in a situation that
I shouldn't have and for that I am
sorry," .
Well, at least Chmura knew he was
wrong. The NFL says no teams can
talk to Chmura until he meets with
commissioner Paul Tagliabue. Until
then, Chmura will have to wait to find
out his fate. .
Tickets for the pro&ram, which
includes dinner, are available by calling
ext. 2753.
Help Wanted:
The athletics Department is looking
for a aerobic kickboxing instructor
The UW-Parkside Athletics Department
wants to start an intramural aerobic
kickboxing class for the second
eight weeks of the semester. Now all
the class needs is an instructor.
Students who are interested in the
position and have experience that
would qualify them to fill this role are
asked to call Melissa Wolter at ext. 2127.
Sublett's
Sensational
Weekend
Not Enough
UW-Parkside guard Denita Sublett
was nothing short of sensationalWhen
the Lady Rangers played Bellarmine
University last Thursday and Kentucky
Wesleyan on Saturday. Her
teammate Joy Rodefer was merely
wonderful on both occasions but It
wasn't enough to keep the team from
dropping both games, puttin~ then
conference tournament liopes in serious
doubt
Sublett poured in 26 points andhad
four steals against Bellannine while
Rodefer had 14 and collected eight
rebounds in an 86-73 loss. The Lady
Rangers' inability to hit from threepoint
land was a problem. Coach
Paulette Stein's team shot just 1-101'-13
from ou tside the arc.
Amazingly, both Sublett and Rodefer
were even better on Saturdayafternoon
against Kentucky Wesleyan.
Denita shot better than 50 percentfrom
the floor to score 28 points whileJoy
had 17 points and eight rebounds,but
the Panthers still won 86-83.KWCwas
led by Leslie Warren with 22points
With the losses, the Lady Rangel>
were just 3-12 in the Great Lakevanl!}
Conference (6-15 overall) going into
Tuesday'S game with Lewis Univel5ity.
They close out the home schedulethis
evening and Saturday with Southern
Indiana and SIU-Edwardsville, respectively.
Both games are at the De Simone
Gym, and UW-Parkside students are
admitted free.
Intramural Volleyball Standings
TEAM Wins
Avengers
Strikers
Monkeys
Shaken Not Stirred
FiTaBis
Odd Style
2
2
1
1
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Results:
February 1
Monkeys defeat FiTaBis
Strikers defeat Shaken Not Stirr d
Odd Style forfeit to Avengers e
February 8
Odd Style forfeit to Shaken Not stir d
Avergers defeat Monke s re
Strikers defeat FiTaBis y
s
Loses Pet.
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1
1
2
2
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1.000
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15-11, 15-10
15-12,16-14
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15-6, 15-3, 16-14
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has helped to bring more students to
tny-Parkside athletic events.
We appreciate all the students who
have come out to show their support
for UW-Parkside athletic teams" said
Williams. "Wehope that everyon~ who
has registered will show up to the
game on Saturday, so we can get a reac-
- non from the winner."
Students who have not. yet registered
for the contest, still have two
more opportunities. Students will be
able to register at the men's basketball
game tonight against Southern Indiana,
and before halftime of Saturday's
game. Saturday will be the final home
game of the season for Ranger basketball,
so come on out to cheer on the
team, and get a shot at winning free
tuition.
UW·Parksiderunner Amber Antonia is shown surrounded by her competitors
in the 3,000 meter run (of course, there weren't any) during .Saturday
firstoeverRanger Track Classic at the Petretti Fieldhouse. AntOnia led the
eventfrom start to finish.
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GLVCMen's Basketball Standings
GLVC Overall
W,L Pct.
21-1 .955
19-3 .364
21-4 .340
12-10 .545
14-11 .560
12-10 .545
11-11 .500
9-13 .409
9-13 .409
9-13 .409
7-19 .269
6-16 .273
TEAM W-L Pct.
Southern Indiana 15-1
KentuckyWesleyan 13-3
Northern Kentucky 12-4
Bellannine '9-7
Saintjoseph's 8-3
Indianapolis 7-9
MissLeouri-5t.Louis 7-9
IvIS 7-9
lJW-Parkslde 6-10
~cy 5-11
JUpu-Ft. Wayne . 4-12
~lUEdwardsville 3-13
Ineligiblefor GLVCTournament:.-_---_...
Men's Basketball:
Rangers Drop Two in Kentuckv
UW-Parkside men's basketball
coach jeff Rutter seldom complains to
the media about referees. So when he
does question the stripes within
earshot of a microphone or notepad
you know he's upset.
Following UW-Parkside's 66-60 loss
to Bellarmine University in Louisville
last Thursday, Rutter took exception
to a poorly timed taunting call against
center NIck Knuth. The call limited
Knuth's playing time in the second
half and did not allow him to go to the
basket as aggressively as he would
have without foul trouble.
The problem came with 16:51left in
the second half. Knuth banged down a
jumper to give the Rangers a 33-37
lead, but he was called for taunting
after the basket. Moments later he was
called for an illegal screen and his
evening was effectively over. Fouls
limited him to 24 minutes and seven
points.
"It was a very, very questionable
call," Rutter said. "It was nothing
more than a competitive expression.
Not having [Knuth] was a big factor."
Not being able to stop Bellarmine
forwards jared McCurry and Adam
Etienne also was a big factor. Both
scored 14 points each. Marlon Grice
led the Rangers with 16, Quincey
Moman poured in 13 points and
cleared seven rebounds, Brian Maastricht
contributed 1l.
Saturday's game at Kentucky Wesleyan
got ugly early and never got
much better. The Panthers, ranked
number 10 in the nation for NCAA
Division II schools, took a 14 point
lead into the locker room at the half.
The Rangers cut it to eight but never
got closer in an 34-59 loss.
Knuth became a fan favorite among
KWC partisans with his physical play
under the basket in leading the
Rangers with 13 points. Brian Coffman
had 15, and Q had a game high
eight rebounds. Kentucky Wesleyan
got 19 from Ronald Evans and 17 from
Lorico Duncan.
The losses left the Rangers 9-12
overall and 6-9 in the Great Lake
Valley Conference going into Tuesday's
game with Lewis University,
They close out the horne schedule
tonight against Southern Indiana and
Saturday against SIU-Edwardsville at
the De Simone Gym. UW-Parkside
students are admitted free to all home
games.
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WIPZAPOlOOZA 2001:
AVerI Good Show with
a Very Unoriginal Name
Last_Friday.night! a small crowd
athere<!,in sf,te of ICy roads, to supg
rt lour loca bands and also to sup-
~rt WIPZ,the campus radio station.
At 8lfr~" Mariner got things started.
MJ<S (pronounced makeshift) is
thethunderous rock band from northemDlinoisthat
followed. They consist
ofdrumS, bass, vocals, and guitar, howevertheir
performance was unfortunatelycut
short due to the repair of a
brokenguitar string. You can see them
al the Metro in Chicago at 3730 N.
(lark St. Then Kabal, a Racine group
withactual ParksidetWIPZ members,
rocked the stage. This was technically
this group's first live performance
becausetheir bass player is new to the
group.The final performance was by
an energetic band from Whitewater.
ThePipe Circus impressed us with
theircrazy funk. The saxophone and
trumpethat we heard from this group
was a new twist to the evening. Everyone
but UW-Parkside law enforcement
was ~p and dancing to "Funky Sexy".
They re sure to Impress the Jenny Jones
audience ill their upcoming gig this
March.
To learn more about WIPZ stop by
the station at Dl~l MoJn, call ~xt. 2527,
or VISit www.wlpz.uwp.edu. You can
also learn more about MKSHFT
through their website which i~
rnkshft.tripod.com. or, learn about The
Pipe Circus at Pipecircus.com.
UW-Parkside Presents
Ar. TeacherInvitational March 4 - 26
Thebest art by some of Racine and
Kenosha'sbest art teachers will be on
displayat the University of WisconsinParksidebeginning
March 4. The University'sArt
Department will host the
eombmedKenosha Racine Unified
School Districts Art Teachers InvitationalExhibit
at its Communication
Arts Gallery.The exhibition will run
throughMarch 26, 2001.
Exliibition Coordinator and UWParksideAssociate
Art Professor Dennis
Bayuzicksaid the exhibit showcasesthediversetalents
of local K-12 pubheschoolart
teachers. Approximately
50leachersare expected to participate
with recent examples of their work,
ranging from traditional drawings and
paintings to more contemporary and
unusual techniques.
The Kenosha Racine Unified School
districts Art Teachers Jnvitational Exhibition
begins with a reception in the
gallery Sunday, March4, from 1 to 4
p.m. the reception is free and open to
the public, and refreshments Will be
served. Regular gallery hours are Monday
and Thursday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.,
and Tuesday and Wednesday from 11
a.m. to 8 p.m. For more information,
call the UW-Parkside Art Department
at (262) 595-2581.
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Ben Detwiler hoped to make the world a better place.
That hope died when he was killed by a drunk driver.
What should you do to stop a friend from driVing drunk?
Whatever you have to.
Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
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Tracy Knofla of High Impact Training
presenting ••.
Leadership Ski .... Inspir.-tlon & Humor
Divide and conquer them among your Stud"'t Or9anl28110nl
Your InYlted to attend any or an of the following '-dershlp .... Ion.:
Team Building
wednesday, March 7. 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. Rang.... Halt 47
This will be a very InteractIve s••• lon on discussing beneflb of teamwork,
when and why to conduct ' •• mbulldlng actlvltl.s and actual actIvItIee will ...
demonstrated.
Organization Management
Wednesday, Marett 7. 7:30 - 9-.30 p.m. Library Overlook Lounge
Come learn about different leadership style., how you can beItt motlvalte arad
communicate within your organization. and how to help your oraantzatlon ...
goals.
Promotion and PUblicity Tips
Thursday, March 8, 11 a.m. -12:30 p..nt.y Union 101J
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publicity noticed.
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Drama Dept. Presents niall Radion
Feb. 23 Mar. 2
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The Plays at Parkside series presents
six performances of the taut drama
'TalK Radio," Feb. 23 through Mar. 2.
Performances are in the Augie Wegner
Studio Theatre.
Playwright Eric Bogasian brings to
the theater a one-act play that gves a
new definition to the word bold."
Main character Barry Champlain is an
obnoxious radio personality whose ratings
climb with each show. Champlain
t'has built a following on the sensational
and sarcastic comments he has for his
callers. Instead of warm, fuzzy solutions
to their problems, he taunts them
then disconnects them. "Talk Radio"
examines what happens when Cham-
. plain takes his "shtick" too far.
"'Talk Radio' is an interesting exploration
of what people in our society are
drawn to, and what our society feeds
off of," said Director and UW-Parkside
Professor of Dramatic Arts Tom Sunstrom.
"Talk Radio" deals frankly with
American society, the media, and the
, direct impact it can have on individuals.
Performers include Rick Ditter,
Kevin Sustachek, Brad Kostreva, Jenny
Toutant, Joe Piirto, Tim Bohn, Paul Ley,
Amanda Albrecht, Dan Grzeskowiak,
Melissa Laurence, and Stephanie Holguin.
The play's technical crew includes
scenic designer Joe Piirto, stage manager
Lana Lincoln,· costume designer
Judith Tucker-Snider, and lighting
designer Steve Sorensen.
Performances of "Talk Radio" are
Very Involved at Parkslde
V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...
Serving on a Search and Screen
or other University Committee
by Claudia Mosley, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs
Tuesday, March 6, 2001
3:00 p.m. Union 106
Sponsored by Student Activities
Friday and Saturday, Feb. 23 and 24, at
7:30 p.m., a matinee Thursday, Mar. 1,
at 10 a.m., Friday, Mar. 2, at 7:30 p.m.,
and Saturday, Mar. 3, at 4 and 7:30 p.m.
Student and senior tickets are $7, genTalk
Radio poster graphic art work done
by Alan Goldsmith
eral admission is $10, and can be purchased
by calling ext. 2564.
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V.I.P. Leadership Series presents ...
Running a
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"VilieS sponsored by SrudeUl ACD
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POLICE BEAT ~
2101/01
Inc. # 01-97 Parking Enf?rcement
TOW, Ranger Hall parking lot,
reserved area, 8:09 a.m.:
illegally parked car which had
previouSly been given a tow
warning, was cited and towed.
InC. # 01-98 Agency Assist, 400
Block of STH 31, 2 :48 p.m.:
officers assisted with traffic
control at f an accident site
involving injuries.
Inc. # 01-99 Traffic Accident,
Unionparking lot, 4:39 p.m.:
student reported finding a
dent and paint marks on her
vehicle 'S. rear bumper which
occurredwhile she was parked
in the lot. No suspects or
witnesses to the incident.
2102101
Inc. # 01-100 Vandalism, Ranger
Hall, 1:31 a.m.: housing R.A.
reported vandalism to the main
west exterior doors of Ranger
Hall. There were pools of
bloodon the floor and carpet
trailing to the men's bathroom.Subjects
believed to be
involved were contacted and
one found to be bleeding from
a headwound. The injured subject
was taken by Kenosha Med.
Unit to Kenosha Hospital for
treatment. 'Iwo students were
issued citations for underage
~icldng - 1st offense. ResidenceLife
staff will be contacted
to determine cost to
repair the damaged doors.
Inc. # 01-101 Harassing Phone
Calls, Ranger Hall, 3: 16 a.m.:
student reported receiving atleast
100 calls from someone
Whocalls but says nothing.
Student was given a log to
record any further calls.
Inc. # 01~102Traffic Accident,
Unionparking lot, 9:51 a.rn..:
student struck another student's
vehicle in the parking
lot. No injuries occurred. A
state accident report will be
su!:mit ted.
2103/01
No incident reports.
2/04/01
Inc. # 01~103 Disorderly Conduct,
University Apartments,
1: 55 a.m. : UPPS officers
responded to a reported fight
in progress. Contact was made
with the suspects who stated
there was no physical fight
but two roormnates had been in
an argument. One subject was
found with cut and bloody
Jmuckles and a bruised forehead.
Investigation revealed
subj ect had become angry and
punched a wall with his fists.
Officer talked to the subject
and gave him information on
the counael inq services provided
by the campus. Citations
for underage drinking - 1st
offense and disorderly conduct
were issued.
Inc. # 01-104 Recovered Stolen
Property, University Apartments,
10:36 a.m.: while on
another assignment, officer
noticed a large Foot Locker
.oanner hanging on an apartment
wall which had previously been
reported as stolen from a
cross-country course in December.
Apartment residents were
questioned and the investigation
resulted in one subjeet
being cited for theft, value
under $100.
2/5/01
Inc. # 01-105 Attempted Theft,
Molinaro Concourse, Level L
8:48 a.m.: food Service staff
reported that sometime over
the weekend, someone us~
force in an attempt to gam
access to a beverage cooler.
Attempt was unsuccessful but
the lock mechanism was darnaqed
. No suspects at t.hi.s
time.
Inc. # 01-106 Traffic Violation,
Outer Loop at WoodRoad, 9:59
a.m.: citation was issued to a
driver who failed to stop at a
stop sign.
Inc.# 01-107 Agency Assist, 969
WoodRoad, 10:02 p.m.: Kenosha
Sheriff DePt. requested UPPS
officer respond to a 911 hang11
Apartment resldent
uP
d
.cad 'he had attempted to
a v.ise . 911 in
dial 411 and ru t
N Problems were error. 0 . 1 d observed and offlcers c eare .
2/06/01
Inc. # 01-108 Traffic Violation,
HWY31 at HWYJR, 5: 23
a.m.: driver was cited for
non-registration of vehicle
and verbal warning for failure
to fasten seatbelt.
Inc. # 01-109 Personal Property
Theft, Cornm.Arts lot, 7:45
a.m. : student reported her
parking permit taken from her
vehicle sometime during the
pas t two days. No damage to
vehicle and nothing else missing.
.
Inc. # 01-110 Parking Enforcement-Tow,
Greenquist Dock,
8:08 a.m.: vehicle illegally
parked and whose owner had
previously been issued a tow
warning, was cited and towed.
Inc. # 01-111 Parking Enforce-
.ment-Tow, Visitor Metered lot,
10:05 a.m.: vehicle illegally
parked and whose owner had
previously been issued a tow
warning, was cited and towed.
Inc. # 01-112 Parking Enforcement-Tow,
Visitor Metered lot,
10:31 a.m.: vehicle illegally
parked and whose owner had
been issued a previous tow
warning, was cited and towed.
Inc. # 01-113 Parking Enforcement-Tow,
Greenquist Dock,
11: 02 a.m.: vehicle illegally
parked and whose owner had
previously been issued a tow
warning, was cited and towed.
Inc.# 01-114 Parking Enforcement-Tow,
Cormn. Arts meters,
1: 10 p.m.: vehicle illegally
parked and whose owner had
previously been issued a tow
warning, was cited and towed.
Inc. # 01-115 Theft from Motor
Vehicle, Off campus, 4:25
p:-rn.: staff member reported
the theft of her UW-Parkside
parking permit from her vehicle
while parked off-campus.
No suspects or witnesses.
Inc. # 01-116 Traffic Violation,
Wood Rd & Outer Loop
Rd., 11:55 p.m.: driver was
cited for failure to stop at a
stop sign.
2/07/01
Inc. # 01-117 Agency Assist,
Hwy. 31 at CTH JR, 12:42 a.m.:
while conducting a traffic
stop, investigation revealed
driver was wanted through a
local police agency for contempt
of court and operating
after revocation. UPPSofficer
issued a citation for operating
after suspension and
transported the subject to
Kenosha County jail on the
outstanding warrants.
Inc. # 01-118 worthiess Check,
Tallent Hall, 1:58 p.m.:
notice of returned check and
demand payment letter sent to
an individual who suhni tted a
non-sufficient funds check in
payment of two parking citations.
Inc. # 01-119 Traffic Accident,
CTH G, south of CTH A, 7: 18
p.m.: officer responded to a
report of a driver striking a
deer. The deer appeared uninjured
and ran from the scene.
Driver corrplained of neck pain
but other nine occupants were
ok. Vehicle had minor darriage.
State accident report sutrnitted.
2/08/01
Inc. # 01-120 Agency Assist,
Hwy. 313 at CTH E, 5:33 a.m.:
while stopped at a red light,
officer observed a traffic
accident. Kenosha Sheriff dispatch
was notified. Drivers
had no injuries and vehicles
were cleared from the intersection.
Incident was turned
over to the Kenosha Sheriff
Dept.
Inc. # 01-121 Security Alarm, ~
Wyllie Hall, 6:45 a.m.: officer
responding to an alarm
found it to have been set off
by an employee whose code was
not working.
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or aspiring journalist, and
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Add skills to your resume
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editing and so much more.
The Ranger News is now
hiring all positions for the
Spring 2001 semester. Stop
by the office, located across
from the Career Center in
lower Wyllie hall.
Meetings are Mondays from
noon to 1p.m. and are open
to all interested persons.
When you graduate,
what will you have
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For a !ffiUt~dtime only! The Ranger
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ads free of charge, Forms are available
at the newsstand in front of the library
and between Wyllie and Greenquist
Hall. Call 595-2287 for more information.
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
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• For the novice to the expert. Inquire
with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a
club next semester.
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• Free tutoring is being offered by the
students from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutoring n the following
areas of computer related software
is available: Microsoft Office
Using the Internet Effectively, E-mail
and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring
will be by appointment. To schedule
your appointment, call Bob or Chris
at 595-2790.
• Do you enjoy working with children?
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FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped and jetted.
$2500 OBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after
6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4
• Extended cab, third door, loaded
metallic blue. Take over lease payments
or buyout. Call (262) 878-
0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-
0785.
1987 Mazda 626
• V4 2.0 engine, Runs great! New
brakes. Asking $950 aBO. Call Ashi
at (Rome) 551-7431 Or (work) 595-
2705.
1991 Ford F-150
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call
884-6812 and ask for Jeremy.
1988 Pontiac 6000
• Maroon four door, four cylinder,
103,000 rru, mtenor / exterior in good
condition, runs great, new tires,
exhaust, and alternator. Complete
mamtenance record Asking $1,500
OBO. Call 595-2974 and leave a message.
VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegner at 595-2011 or
Rosearm Mason at 595-2606, or stop by
the Career Center, Wyllie D173.
Case Management Assistant at Vets
Place - Southern Center
• Assist Senior Case manager with
intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly) homeless vets
With program policies and procedures.
• Schedule residents for group and
individual counseling sessions.
• Be. a team member for case plan
reviews,
•• Assist in structured staffings for case
plan changes, suspensions or disCharges.
• Act as program staff liaison to
newsletter publishing committeePublic
Information and Coordination
Assistant at Vets Place - Southern
Center
• Assist Director and clinical staff
including contracted professionals
with the compilation, layout, .pnnting,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program brochures.
• Collect.and prepare articles regarding
veterans and homelessness or
other concerns, and assist resident to
improve writing skills.
• Assist in the coordination of agencies
and programs serving the homeless
populations in Racine County. Assist
the Homeless Assistance Coalition in
arranging meetings, mail notices,
record notes of meetings and decisions
and develop a generic brochure
to advance the mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing Studies
• Conduct safety checks of homes.
• Run records.
• Interview prospective foster parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into licensed
homes.
Foster Parent Recruiter/
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public tluough
employers, public service groups,
commumty groups, etc.
• Present to pubic service organizations,
and community groups.
• Create. new material (i.e, newspaper
advertisements) to best highlight the
need of foster parents.
• Organize foster family activities for
retention of homes.
Department of Corrections - Assistant
to Probation/ .
Parole Agent
• Accompany agents on home visits
and to court.
• Assist with interviewing, taking
state!",ents, conducting assessments
and mtake work.
~ Help with preparation of reports.
V~ctimAdvocate/Liaison for the District
Attorney in' Racine (paid)
• Contact victims by phone within 72
hours of their victimization to offer
emotional support, empathetic listemng,
mformation and referrals
personal advocacy and crime com~
pensanon assistance.
• Noill); victims of their rights, explain
• the crunmal Justice process.
Complete one ride along each month
With ~me of the law enforcement
a~encles in Racine County and
Vide services to clients off site ar;::-
vanous Community Policing sites. e
S.A.F.E. Haven Teen
Runaway Shelter
• Independent Living Skills P .
teach 14 core living skills t~If;"~~
year olds.
• Street Outreach' Hand hvzi products to teen~ wh out ygiene tr 0 are out on the
s eels; develop a rapport with them
~gd s~~urage them to seek counselces.
• Adult Residential Aid' • . answer the
February 15,2001
hotline; assist with group facilitatiwork;
work 1:1 with teens. on
• Gang Diversion Task Foree' Ie ch
teens about alternatives to g~gs a d
crime; teach material on STDStan
pregnancy prevention, how to fin een
Job applications, etc. ou,
Walker's Point Center for the Artsi
Milwaukee is looking for n
multiple interns:
• Education Intern - Work dire tl
with elementary-a~ed childrenc'y
their art classes, which are taughtb
m
professional artists. Y
• Marketing/Public Relations InternDesign
and distribute publicity;mar.
ket surveys, advertise programs;and
fundraising.
• Curatorial Intern - Hang shows,con.
tract artists, handle artwork and repare
written catalogs and labels.p
• Arts Administration Intern - Assist
with membership, correspondence
research and planning. '
Upcoming Trainings
Racine Literary Council
• Be trained on how to teach adults
basic literacy skills. Training will be
held on the following Saturdays:January
27 and February 3 from 8:45a.m.
- 4:15p.m. and February 10 from
8:45a.m. - noon.
Sexual Assault Services
• A non-profit organization that provides
a 24-hour crisis line and
response team for victims of sexual
assault will conduct a 15-hourtrain·
ing workshop in the following dates
from 6p.m. - 9p.m.: Feb. 15,Feb.22,
March 1, 8 and 15. Each advocateis
asked to volunteer for one shiftper
month.
Volunteer Opportunities
Lutheran Social Services -
Stop Child Abuse and
Neglect Program
• Lutheran Social Services is looking
for a volunteer who will work in a
team of two people to present per·
sonal safety puppet shows to Racine
kindergarten children in therr
schools. No experience is necessary·
1-5 ho~s per month. The vol.un~r
w!ll gam experience commurocating
With children, will fanulianze
her /hirnself with classroom dynam'
ics, and will know s/he is educa~
children about important topicssu d
as "stranger danger" ana "goo
touch/bad touch."
Tutoring, tutoring, tutoringl .
• Almost every school and conunUIUt)'
center in Racine and Kenosha would
like college tutors to help their you~
in elementary school through rolla
school with their studies. Renos
Unified School District's ESL program
is in particular need for a tut~
to work with a student who s~a th
Chinese. Opportunities eXISt 0
during the school day as well as durmg
the late afternoon.
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The Ranger News staff gets a "golden" opportunity
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Student Newspaper of th U 0 it f W' . . e ruversi yo isconsin-Parkside
February 22, 2001 ~ w.. Issue 19 Vol. 31 ';';;';'~---~~~~~~rr=~~~~~~-------
r,,'1 Bange, News stall gets a "golden" opportunity
BySarah Olsen
The staff of The Ranger News is currentlyat
the 17th Annual National College
Newspaper Convention in the
golden state, California. Departing
from Mitchell International in Milwaukee,
the staff arrived in San Francisco
latelast night and will be staying until
Sunday,February 25th.
The convention, sponsored by the
Associated College Press, offers com-
. prehensive, idea-packed, professional
and productive workshops, keynotes,
writing/design critiques, newspaper of
theyear contest, networking and social
interaction.
The convention is open to students
and advisers from four-year and twoyearcolleges
and universities and technicaland
professional schools, public
and private. Participants will include
collegeeditors, reporters, columnists,
photographers, designers, ad sales
J~~~ Radio opens Friday, February 23 at
Theaf·m.in the Augie Wegner Studio
Ma her. The play runs Feb. 24 and
a re 2,3 at 7:30 p.m., March 1 at 10
,.m.,and March 3 at 4 p.m. Tickets are
ti10 Or$7 for students and seniors. For
DCketsand or more information, call the
ramaticArts Department at 595-2564.
The Ranger management staff from left to right: Pete
Forchette, Brenda Dunham, Sarah Olsen, Christine
Agalby, and Dan White.
staff, web masters, adviser/directors
and all others who work with student
newspapers.
The members of The Ranger staff
who are attending the conference are:
Sarah Olsen and Brenda Dunham, coeditors,
Pete Forchette, layout and
design, Dan White, business manager,
and Christine Agaiby, advertising
manager.
Olsen and Dunham will be attending
a special workshop titled "Newsroom
Management Training for Top
Editors" today from 1:30- 5 p.m. This
workshop is for all editors-in-chief,
managing editors and those aspiring
to become one. This 'crash course' in
student newsroom management and
leadership is designed to present
practical solutions for many of the
important problems and procedures
that are part of the job. "We hope to
take the information we have learned
and pass it on to the next year's staff"
said Dunham.
Agaiby and White will also be
attending a workshop today, titled
"Effective Ad Sales: Increasing Ad Revenue"
which will accomplish two goals:
learning how to bring in more money
through increased ad sales and how to
service accounts efficiently and professionally.
With this knowledge, the business
and advertising team will be able
to increase the ad sales and revenue of
The Ranger News. "1 hope to bring back
the information 1learn at the workshop
'and apply it to the advertising techniques
used currently at The Ranger ,"
Agaiby said
Forchette will be in participatin~ in a
workshop titled "Newspaper Design -
Print." 'This class, in addition to the
newly acquired computer equipment,
promises to help transform The Ranger
into a more attractive newspaper, and,
concurrently, increase the readership
among students and faculty.
continued on page 9
Man vs. machine: Rang"welcomes new designer and equipment
By Sarah Olsen
The Ranger has made so~e important
additions to the office this semester
_ new equipment and a new design and
layout editor, Due to the efforts of the
business team, the editors, and the new
designer, Pete Forchette, the newspaper
was able to secure $9,700 from thele~hnology
Fees Committee for new equipment.
id th The funding was able to proVI e e
newspaper with a dual processor
Power Macintosh G4, the top-of-theline
supercomputer necessary for highs
eed, high-resolution desktop publshing.
Combined WIth the latest version
of QuarkXpress, the page layout
rogram standard in the newspaper
htdustry, Forchette now has the capability
to produce issues that ~re more
aesthetically pleasing and lime-efficient.
II . "One of the big factors a. owm~e
to make my final declS;on m W~)f • n~
for the newspaper was Its comffi1tme d
to urchasing new computers an
eqJpment" says Forchette. "And, as
any graphic designer knows, in order
to produce quality graphic artwork,
you need superior equipment and software.
The Apple G4 along with Adobe
software makes this possible."
In addition to the Power Macintosh
G4, a new G3 IMac computer was purchased
to give reporters and staff an
available workstation for writing articles.
"We no longer have to wait for
someone to get off the computer or
walk to the library computer lab whenever
we need to write or edit articles in
a hurry," said Sarah Olsen, co-editor.
The business and advertising office
received the G3 Macintosh that was
previously bein9, used for publishing
the newspaper. 'It's a relief to be able
to have our own computer for printing
invoices, writing advertising letters to
business prospects, and designing ads"
says Christine Agaiby, advertising
manager.· .
~A DMAX Astra 6450 Firewire scancontinued
on page 9
The Ranger's new layout manager, Pete
Forchette, sees design in a new light.
--~
February 22, 2001
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1 d e
3 . The First Big Step
Bush administration takes action against Iraq.
4 Entenainment
Hannibal's Back, poised for attack; Guilty Pleasures:
Reality Television and Student Voices.
5
Financial aid available for study abroad.
6 spons
Five losses hurt men's basketball; Tourney ends hope .
for Lady Rangers; Dave Williams, new athletic director.
1 spons Continued
Baseball team starts season; Wrestlers edged by Marquette;
Seven inducted to Sports Hall of Fame. ..
8
So...What are you?; Academy Award Nominations.
9 Front page continued.
Editor of the week: Sarah Olsen
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Black History Month Event
• Fashion Show, Feb. 23, 8 p.m., Union Square, admission $3, $2 with non-perishable
food donation.
Continuing Events:
• Parkside National Small Print Exhibition, through Feb. 22; free, gallery
hours: Mon./Thur. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11 a.m, to 8 p.m.
February 22-25
• Foreign Film: "Black Cat, White Cat," Yugoslavia, sub-titled; film shown
Thursday and Friday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 81'.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m.
in the Union Cinema Theater. For more information, call ext. 2345.
February 22
• Multicultural Career Day, at UWM, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., UW-Parkside sponsor:
Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.
February 23
• Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182,
free, refreshments served.
• Race, Class and Gender Study Group: "Bird by Bird" by Anne Lamott, Molinaro
Hall room 111,3:30 p.m.; call Linda Madsen at ext. 2162 or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu
• Plays at Parkside presents "Talk Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 7:30 p.m., Augie
Wegner Studio Theatre; tickets: $10 adults; $7
students/ faculty/staff/seniors; $5 each for groups of 20·or more; call Diane
Smith at (262) 595-2564.
• Fashion Show, 8 p.m., Union Square, admission $3/$2 w /non-perishable
food donation. .
February 24
• Plays at Parkside presents "Talk Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 7:30 p.m., Augie
Wegner Studio . Theatre; tickets: $10 adults; $7
students/faculty /staff/seniors;
February 28
• Noon Concert: Cathy Schubilske, violin, Mary Drews, piano, Union Cinema
Theater, noon/ free.
• Well Day Health Fair, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Upper Main Place, free.
March 1
• Talking Color series presents "Breaking Out of the Box," 2 to 4 p.m., Union
Bazaar, free, open to the campus & community sponsored by UW-Parkslde
Center for Ethnic Studies. r
• UW-Parkside Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, 7:30 p.m., Com.
Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $5, students/seniors $3..
Sports and Activity Center Hours
Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Friday: 7 a.m, to 7 p.m.
Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.
. Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m,
Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation.
February 22, 2001
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The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
'~~!~~~n Big Step: Bush administration takes action against Iraq
wt Friday, Feb. 16, was a memobleday
for our 43rd president, George
W Bush.He visited San Cristobal, Gua-
~·uato Mexico to discuss the United
5~tes ~valuation policy on Mexico's
fighton drug traffiCking with the newly
eiected Mexican President, Vicente Fox.
His press meeting with President Fox
wasScheduled for the early part of the
evening, but President Bush would
shock the nation with a decision he
madeprior to his VISit.
Earlierthat day, around 11:30a.m., 24
U.s. and British fighter planes attacked
and destroyed five radar sites in Iraqi
territoryinthe vicinitY.of Baghdad. This
wasthe first major military action of the
Bushadministration. These five radar
siteswere operating along the northern
borderof the southern no fly" zone
whichruns along the 33rd parallel. The
"noflv" zone, wfuch is south of the 33rd
paralleland north of the 36th parallel,
strictlyprohibits any Iraqi aircraft to
occupyIts space.
The apparent cause of this controversial
and covert operation was an
increase in Iraqi anti-aircraft fire that
was attempting to shoot down
patrolling allied- fighter planes. The
mcrease inthe surface-to-air missile fire
wasconsidered a drastic threat to the
allied forces.By knocking out the radar
sites, Iraqi forces' surveillance was
depleted and allied forces' security was
recovered.
By .the end of this weekend, the
Associated Press had given word that
there had been 2 fatalities and 20 individuals
wounded from the raid. The
first fatality was a woman, Ghadya
Atshaan Abdullah, who died hours
after the raid, and the second was a
man, Khalil Hameed Alwash, who died
early Sa~day. Although, on Friday,
our nation s leader kept himself composed
during this whole endeavor, as
he continued his conversations with
President Fox.
As the raid began and ended and
fatalities were beginning to be released,
President Bush was mainly concerned
With strengthening his bond with the
nation of Mexico. The President was
attempting to amend a 14-year-old law
that required the U.S. to annually certify
that Mexico, as well as 29 other countries,
was cooperating in the fight
against drug trafficking. The annual
certification of these 30 countries has
infuriated governments over the years,
for these nations find it hypocritical and
demeaning that the nation that consumes
the largest supply of drugs is the
world is in Charge of overseeing this
process. These talks were the first stepping-stone
to amending this law for
Mexico, which has never failed to be
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Iraq from its
pursuit in aiding
the Palestinian
forces in
their continuous
battles with
the allied force of Israel. For the
moment, the nation of Iraq is in an
upheaval of anger over what most of
the population sees as a crime against
their country. With Iraq stating that it is
ready to pounce, who knows what the
allied forces are making for strategy. On
this Friday, February 16, 2001, Pres.
Source: Department of Defense
Bush ordered an attack on one nation,
strengthened bonds with another
nation, and received a warning of retaliation
from the previous attacked
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Hannibal's Back, Poised for Attack
By Gina Ciardo
Dr. Hannibal Leeter is still at large.
For the past seven years, he has taken
up residence in Florence, Italy where
he has been relaxing and waiting
patiently to come out of "retirement" -
- as he calls it. Mason Verger, Hannibal's
only surviving victim, is dying
for revenge and concocts a small plot
of his own. Meanwhile, Hannibal is
propelled to the FBI's Top Ten Most
Wanted list, and Clarice Starling is put
back on the case. Can she get to Dr.
Lecter before Verger does?
Now for the big question. Is this
flick worth all the hype? Hard to say
really. It all depends what you expect
out of a sequel. The original "Silence
of the Lambs" won all five major
Academy Awards including: Best Picture,
Best Actor, Best Actress, Best
Director, and Best Screenplay. The
only other movies to accomplish this
feat were 1934's "It Happened One
Night" and 1975's "One Flew Over the
Cuckoos Nest." If you enjoyed the
original for it's outstanding insight
into the mind of a serial killer, or if
you appreciated 'Foster and Hopkins's
odd yet luring chemistry, maybe you
should take Hannibal with a grain of
salt. On the other hand, if brains and
bowels are what peak your interest
most, then you definitely don't want
to miss this one.
In the new film "Hannibal," Clarice
Starling, formerly played by Jodi Foster,
is replaced
by actress
Julianne
Moore (Boogie
Nights, Magnolia).
The
trouble with
the recast is
that the role of
Starling isn't
reprised: it's
revised.
Moore fails to
pin down the f
innocence and
the proud
determination
that Foster
nailed as the original FBI agent. Starling
is a different woman in the
sequel. Moore seems angry and feminist
in comparison to Foster's complicated
and clever take on Agent Starling.
Due to the recast, it was clear that
certain key scenes between Starling
and Dr. Leeter lack the sparks that the
original pieture had. For example,
near the end of "Hannibal" there IS a
scene where Starling handcuffs herself
to Leeter in an attempt to keep
him from getting
away.
(Don't worry, I
won't gIve
anything
away.) Leeter
is faced with
an important
decision. Had
Foster's Starling
been
standing face
to face with
Hannibal, his
actions would
have seemed
more like an
act of love --
almost strangely parental. In actuality,
it was an odd exchange. The chemistry
was muddled. Instead, the extraordinary
act of love by a psychopath,
serial killer fizzled into a scripted plot
twist.
That's not to say that the movie was
completely hopeless. There are a
Guiltv Pleasures: Realitv Television
By Lynn Garcia
Here we are smack dab in the'middle
of February sweeps with at least three
reality television series to be engrossed
with - The Mole, Temptation Island, and
Survivor. Every major network has
jumped on the bandwagon this time
around; the only one that hasn't is NBC.
FOX has brought the viewers Temp-.
tation Island, a show that took four committed
but unmarried couples, split
them up, and put them together with
thirty singles who were looking for love.
The couples were matched up with
three of the singles that best fit their
description of the perfect mate. After
two weeks of playing in the single world
again, the couples will have to choose
between their new flames and their old
mates.
Many students and facuIty on Parkside's
campus think that the show was
staged and the contestants were possibly
aetors and actresses. Professor Walter
.Graffin commented, "If the couples
were truly committed, they wouldn t go
on the show." I completely agree, why
risk a meaningful relationship just to be
on television?
ABC has introduced The Mole on
Tuesday evenings. Ten contestants have
been chosen to take part in an exciting
adventure and a chance to win
$1,000,000. One of these ten is "the
mole;" he/she will try to throw the challenges
the other contestants participate
in.
CBS debuted Survivor II: The Australian
Outback just in time for Sweeps.
This is the show a majority of Parkside
students are most familiar with. Jose
Vargas made a very interesting point
about the difference between the first
Survivor and this one: "All these shows
are pretty disgusting. The original Survivor
was original - this one is exploited."
It appears that most the Women are
much more glamorous-looking and they
almost appear to be wearing make-up.
A couple students expressed the realization
that the show is nothing more than
a popularity contest. Elizabeth Horwitz
handful of nauseating scenes guaran.
teed to be undeniably grotesque.
"Hat's off" to Direetor Ridley Scottfor
that. It is only unfortunate that those
scenes come to us slightly out of can.
text. Mostly, it seems as though they
are thrown-in to ensure we as audi-
·ence members receive the level of
repulsion tha t we paid for. In that
respect, you'll get your money's
worth. However, no amount of blood
and guts in this sequel can add up to
the sensation of peril that the bloodless
night-vision scene from the original
conjured.
This time around, the plot was fairly
shallow and most of its characters
rather flat -- particularly Ray Liotta's
Paul Krendler, a Justice Department
official. However, I promise Hannibal
does not disappoint when it comesto
violently creative gross-out scenes.
Unfortunately, the film obviously
wasn't made to be an Oscar contender.
This is evident in Lecter's light-hearted
banter and one liners throughout
the movie as well as in Moore's questionable
West Virginian accent. Best
advice: See the movie and enjoy it for
what it's worth, but don't go home
and rack your brains over it.
said," It's all a fad that is just goingtogo
away. What happened to the ~oOd sitcom
television we used to have.
NBC has fought back against Survivor
II by making Friends an extraten
minutes longer and followed by a special
twenty-minute LIVE Saturday
Night Live. This has never been done
before. Unfortunately for NBC,Survivor
has been the big winner so far onThursday
nights.
Many of the students and facultysay
they haven't watched the new shows.
Some just do not have the time; others
say they have no interest. ProfessorJ~e
King said, "I'd like to watch just onetu;'e
so that I could see what it is all about.
Elizabeth Horwitz
"It's all a fad that is just going to go
away. What happened to the good
sitcom television we used to have?".
Professor Walt Graffin
"A~l these sh?~s a~e pretty disgustmg.
The ongmal Survivor' was
original, This one is exploited." .
George-Anna Wilson
"TIe show [Temptation Islandl. is so
fake. I think the people are Just
paid actors."
'FebrUary 22, 2001
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financial aid available lor study abroad
By MiJanka Sulejic
peggy james, associ~te professor of
PolitiOil Science, and Michele Gee, asso-
. Ie rofessor of Marketing, are the co- :J:,rsfor the Study Abroad program.
JanteS and Gee are the two individuals
ho are more than willing to help any
~dent who is interested in studying
abroad. th . f
james stresses e importance 0 students
taking advantage of this wonderful
opportunity to be able to study in a
. country
~ cannot ignore other countries,"
says jllJllfS.In order to be a well-rounded
student, one should familiarize themselveS
with international issues and
glOOal matters.
Whatmany students might not know
aboUlParkside is that our lJniversity has
much international expertise. The University
has hopes of publishing an internatimial
directory listing the languages
spo1cen here and the countries that are
represented. The directory will also list
the international activities that the University
puts on and participates in as
well as the research students and faculty
have engaJ(ed in.
UW-Par"ksidecurrently has a student
exchange program with a University in
Mexico for those students who are Spanish
majors. Students do not pay extra
tultion for this student exchange program
and only pay as much as if they
were attending a semester here at UWPark
side. The same is true for those students
from the Mexican campus who are
studymg here at Park side.
d Currently, UW-Parkside has four stu-
. ents fro~ the Mexican campus attendmg.
This IS a continuing exchange program
and one the University would like
to extend to other countries. Efforts are
bemg made to establish student
exchange programs with colleges in Germany
ana in Brazil similar to the one we
now have with Mexico.
Interested students who would like to
spend either their spring or summer
semester studyinp; abroad in a foreign
country are eligible to receive grants
from the University of WISConsin-Park
side for up to $2,()(j().Students who are
planning to apply for a grant must have
their financial aid eligibility certified by
the Financial Aid Office and must apply
to participate in a study abroad
program.
The financial aid application deadline
set for spring/ summer 2001 is approaching.
Completed applications are due in
the Center for International Studies
office by Friday, March 23, 2001. Applications
must include certification of
financial aid eligibility; confirmation of
participation in, or application to, a
study abroad program, and two letters
of recommendation from faculty and/or
academic staff. Applications will be
reviewed by the Center for International
Very Involved at Parkside
V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...
Serving on a Search 'and Screen
or other University Committee
by Claudia Mosley, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs
Tuesday, March 6, 2001
3:00 p.m. Union 106
Sponsored by Student Activities
Studies and awards will be announced
for the first round on Friday, February
23,2001.
"11 is vital to anybody's education to
do anything international." There is so
much to learn about the rest of the world
and this is the chance to experience how
other students around the world live
and how their culture influences who
they are.
If a student cannot commit to the full
semester required to study abroad, there
are study tours that are also opportunities
to visit a foreign country, but only for
a couple of weeks rather than an entire
semester. The study tours are popular
and professors from UW-P run the study
tours. Recently students from UW-Parkside
had the opportunity to go on a study
tour to Ghana. Another study tour went
to Costa Rica. Greg Mayer, assistant professor
of Biology and Gerald Fowler,
professor of Geology, led the group that
went to study geological formation and
biological studies. The Center for international
Studies helped fund two stu-
. dents who participated in this study
tour.
There are also plans for a study tour
to Russia over Sprmg Break. There is still
time to apply for this study tour that is
led by Oliver Hayward, associate professor
of History. Professor Hayward has
been going on study tours to Russia and
other eastern European countries for the
past ten years. Also, a study tour to
China is scheduled over the summer.
Xun Wang, associate professor of SociololD"
is leading this study tour and this is
his third study tour to China.
This is an exceptional opportunity to
take part in a unique learning experience,
particularly since academic credit
earned can be transferred to UW-Park side.
For further information about study
abroad programs and financial aid for
study abroad, students are encouraged
to contact the Center for International
Studies Mom. 367 or phone (262) 595-
2701 as soon as possible. .
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for Student Organizations
by Stephanie Sirovatka-Marshall, Student ActivitieS Office
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3:00 p.m. Union 106
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Five straight losses hurt tourney hoPOS
Let's face it, there's no such thing as
a good time to go on a five-game losing
streak. But the UW-Parkside men's basketball
team probably couldn't have
picked a worse time to go into a fivegame
skid-three of them at home last
week and all of them in the Great Lakes
Valley Conference (GLVC). The losses
left the Rangers dangerously close to
elimination from the conference tournament
with two games remaining to
be played.
On Tuesday, Feb. 13, the Rangers
inability to control Lewis University
guard Josh Virostko and a dreadful
non-call led to a 60-58 loss. Virostko
had 21 points and Flyers' center Austin
Real had 10 to pace Lewis.
Brian Coffman, who has led the
Rangers in scoring all season, had just
10 points on 4 of 13 shooting. However,
he appeared to be headed for the tying
basket as he knifed down the lane and
went for a lay-up in the closing seconds.
There appeared to be contactlots
of contact-under the basket that
would have' sent Coffman to the line
for two free throws to tie the game, but
no call was made and Lewis came
away with the win. Brain Masstricht
led UW-Parkside with 13 points.
Last Thursday, Feb. 15, Southern
Indiana came in as the number two
team in the NCAA Division II. And
although USI left with a IS-point 87-72
victory, the game was much closer than
the score would indicate.
UW-Parkside played tough defense
for 35 minutes and trailed by only four
points at the half. However, a big second
half for Southern Indiana's Marlow
Currie (19 points) and-clutch baskets
by Gregg Lyons (14 points)
allowed USI to pull away at the close.
Neither Currie or Lyons, however,
scored any style points with their
showboating as the clock wound
down.
Brian Coffman scored 26 for the
Rangers (he had 31 points against USI
earlier in the season). Nick Knuth was
a force inside with 19 hard-won points
before he fouled out. '
Saturday was hard to watch. Playing
against an SUI-Edwardsville team
that had just seven players due to academic
problems, the Rangers lost 67-
66. The Cougars were content to shoot
Taurnev hopes end for ladv RangerS
This hasn't been an easy season for
the UW-Parkside Lady Ranl';ers. There
have been a seemingly inordinate number
of close and frustrating losses, some
discouraging blow-outs, and offensive
,droughts-periods when five, six, eight
minutes would pass without a pointthat
made both the close games and the
blow-outs all the more annoying.
On Tuesday, Feb. 13, the frustratingly
close loss scenario played itself out in
a 75-72 defeat to Lewis University. The
game was tied 33-33 at the half and 65-
65 at the end of regulation, but UWParkside
could do nothing to stop Jennifer
Simon (28 points) or Andrea Gunnell
(19 points) throughout the game
and into the extra period. Nicole Brunk
led the Lady Rangers with 19 points
and Joy Rodefer had 13 before fouling
out. The loss ended UW-Parkside's
hopes for post-season play. It was the
second straight three-point loss for the
Lady Rangers who were beaten 86-83 at
Kentucky Wesleyan the previous Saturday.
The blow-out scenario appeared to
be occurring in the first half against
Southern Indiana. The Lady Rangers
fell behind early and trailed by as many
as 20 points and by 13 a! the half. The
team revived toward the end of the first
half and made a game of it in the second
half before faIling 80-69. UW-Parkside
played without Tiesha Campbell
who was given an indefinite suspension
before the game. '
The less said about Saturday's game
with SIU-Edwardsville the better. SIUE
shot 60 percent from floor in the first
half to build a 38-17 lead en route to an
85-44 win. Misi Clark had 20 points for
the Cougars, and Rodefer led UWParkside
with 16.
The Lady Rangers are now 3.15 in
the Great Lakes Valley Conference (6-
18 overall). They close out theseason at
IUPU-Fort Wayne tonight and at St.
Joseph's Saturday.
uw-p Lady Rangers battle on the home
against Lewis University, Tuesday, Feb. 13.
three-pointers in the first half with
Marty Perry (21 points) and Garret
Thomas launching from waaaay
downtown. When the Rangers adjusted
to cover the three-pointers, the
Cougars passed inside to Nick J:I~rtwig
(13 points) for lay-ups ..Hartwig ~ last
lay-up gave SIU-E its final margm of
victory. .'
Brian Coffman, playing hIS last
home game as a Ranger, leaUW-Parkside
with 15 points, and Marlon Grice
added 13, but his last-second jump
shot fell short and the losing streak
reached five.
The losses left UW-Parkside 6-1~ in
the GLVC (9-15 overall) and ninth in
the conference. The top eight teams
make the tournament. They play at
IUPU-Fort Wayne tonight and at St.
Joseph's Saturday. They must win both
and get help from the teams playing
against Indianapolis to make the postseason
trip to Evanston, IN, which will
host the GLVC tourney.
Five straight losses left UW-P 6-121" the
GLVC and ninth In the conference.
Photo by Jeff Alley
Parkside welcomes a familiar
face as new athletic director
New Athletic Director Dave
~illiamsIs getting comfortable In
hle new office In th,e SAC
By Zach Robertson
Dave Williams, a familiar face around
the athletic department, has taken over
as acting athletic director this semester at
UW-Par1<side.Williams, who has spent
the last 3 years at UW-Parkside, assumes
the position left by Lenny Klaver, who
has accepted a full-time position as vice
chancellor of University Relations.
In the past 3 years at
UW-Parkside, Williams
has worn many hats. He
has spent all 3 years as
head coach of the men's
golf team. Prior to this
year he had spent 2 years
as assistant coach of the
men's basketball team,
while splitting time last
year as the assistant athletic
director. "When 1
first came to UW-Parkside,
1 had set my career
path on being a basketball
coach," said
Williams. "However
after spending some tim~
in administration, 1
began to see this as my
future."
Prior to his time here at UW-Parkside,
,Williams was the assistant basketball
coach at. Augustana (.:ollege in Rock
,1sI,,:,d, IIlinOIS, and North Dakota State
U,:,,~erslty 'ill Fargo, North Dakota
Williamsre~~dhisbach~ors~~
from Augustana, and his masters degree
fromNDSU.
As acting athletic director Willi
wants to help student-athletes'to learn~
,
much from athletics as possible, both on
and off the field. "One of the roles ofathletics
is to provide positive, lifelong
learning experiences said Williams.
"There is much to be learned in athletics,
and it's my responsibility to make sure
that students have those opportunities."
UW-Parkside has always believed
that academic and athletic
excellence go hand in hand,
something that Williams
hopes will continue. 'The
level that our teams compete
at will rise and fall
every year, but what we
hope to do, is make sure
that our academic successIS
always a constant" said
Williams. "I think that the
athletic department's success
is not only on the I'laying
field, but in the Classroom
as well."
Williams is also quickto
point out how appreciative
he is of the support that he
has been given. "I apfreaate
the tutoring that was
able to get from Lenny Klaver, who
helped me throughout this whole
process" said Williams. "The sUPI'°rt
that I have received from Chancellor
Keating and the entire athletic department
has been tremendous."
With the support of his colleagues,
and the continuing success of RaJ:tger
athletics, expect Williams to remalll a
familiar face around campus for a long
time.
February 22, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Page 7
Plavball! Baseball team stans season
Majorleague baseball's sEring train- home run and Brian Rehm went 3 for 3
ing mayjust be getting un erway, but to give pitcher ~aron Taylor the win.
theUW-Parksidenine is already play- Taylor worked five innings, giving up
in~gamesthat count. Coach Sal Bando four earned runs.
Jr.s team traveled to Alabama to start In the second game, Frank Gagliardi
theseason...and was promptly rained and Jason Morgan homered for UWout.Theteam
spent 16 hours in a bus - Parkside but Matt Sattersten was
only to have their doubleheader at unable to hold the lead in relief of Riley
Alabama-Huntsvillecancelled due to a Gostisha. The Rangers left Alabama
wet field. There will be no make-up with a 1-1 record.
games. The baseball team will playa little
TheRangers finally got their season closer to home on Tuesday, Feb. 27,
startedSunday, Feb. 18 with a double- when they play Morningside College
header split at Montevallo. The of Soiux City, Iowa, at the Metrodome
Rangerswon the opener, 11-9, but lost in Minneapolis. Their first home game
game2 by a score of 7-6. . is March 31 at noon against MissouriIn
the opener, David Devey hit a St. Louis. Dress warmly.
I Wrestlers edged bv Marquette
I
TheMarquette Golden Eagles posteda
narrow 23-20victory over thellWParksidewrestling
team in Milwaukee
lastWednesday night. It was only the
sixthtime Marquette has beaten UWParksidein
29 meetings between the
two schools. The all-time series now
standsat 22-6-1in favor of the Rangers.
UW-Parksidewinners included Joey
Charles,at the 125-pound class, who
won a 17-2 decision; Ken Schmidt,
wrestling at 149 pounds, who took a 6-
1 victory; and Andy Mueller, 165
pounds, with a tight 5-3 win.
Four of the 10 weight divisions saw
either a forfeit or a double forfeit.
The Rangers, who posted a 5-6 dual
meet record, are now preparing for
regional competition.
GLVC Men's Basketball Standings
GLVC
TEAM W-L Pet.
GLVC Women"s Basketball Standings
GLVC
TEAM W-L Pet.
Southern Indiana 17-1
Kentucky Wesleyan 15-3
Northern Kentucky 13-5
Bellarrrune 10-8
Missouri-St.Louis 9-9
Saintjoseph's 9,9
Lewis 8-10
Indianapolis 7-11
UW-Parkside 6-12
Quin 6-12
SIUEdwardsville 4-14
*IUPU-Pt.Wayne 4-14
*Ineligiblefor GLVCTournament
Southern Indiana 15-3
Northern Kentucky 15-'3
Bellarmine 14-4
SIUEdwardsville 12-6
!UPU-Pt.Wayne 10-8
Mtssourt-St. Louis 10-8
Quincy 8-10
Indianapolis 8"10
Lewis 7-11
Kentucky Wesleyan 5~13
UW-Parl<side 3.;15 Cj
Salnt Ioseph's 1-17
*Not eligible for GLVC Tournament
.944
.833
.722
.556
.500
.500
.444
.389
.333
.333
.222
.222
Overall
W-L Pet.
23-1 .958
21-3 .875
22-5 .815
13-11 .542
13-11 .542
15-12 .556
10-14 .417
12-12 .500
9-15 .375'
10-14 .417
7-17 .292
7-21' .250
.833
.833
.778
.667
.556
.556
.444
.jl44
.389
.278
.167
.056
OVERALL
W-L Pet.
21-3 .875
21-3 .875
19-5 .792
17-7 .708
17-8 .680
14-10 .583
12-12 .500
12-12 .500
10-14 .416
8-16 .333
6-18 .250
1-23 .043
Seven inducted to Sports Hall 01 Fame
The University of Wisconsin-ParkSIdeAthletic
Hall of Fame added ten
new members during a ceremony at
theUnion Dining Room Sunday, Feb.
lB.Thenew inductees-Susie Brugioni
ofwomen's basketball, Tracy Burbach
ofsoftball,wrestlers Dennis DuChene
andMarkHemauer, golfer Rick Elsen,
JIm Hogan of men's basketball, Carl
OlIver.of men's track, Christopher
AntoruoSager, and Patrick White of
men'ssoccer, and honorary inductee
ScottNelson-were on-hand to receive
theirplaques. A similar plaque will be
~lacedin the main hallway of the
portsand Activity Center.
, Inductee Susan Brugioni (Class of
89)was a four-year starter at point
Eauardand a two-year captain for the
~y Rangers. She scored 1,049 points
an had 355 assists. As a senior, she
~as the NAIA District 14 Player of the
tiear,an NAJA District 14 team selecon,and
an NAIA All-American. BruF,0ni.earned
a double major at UWParli~lde:BA
degrees in Sociology and °
ticalScience.
f T~eyBurbach ('90) played outfield
hO~e UW-Parkside softball team. She fu: d Single-seasonrecords for top batg
average (.409) and slugging per-
;:tage (.r08). She ~et the career home
record with 12 and boasted a
~b~tting average of .353. She was
!riet -tirne NAIA District 14 All-Distim
team member and was a threee
NAIA All-American left fielder.
In her junior season, she was selected
to the NAIA National Championship
All-Tournament Team. Burbach
earned degrees in Sociology and Political
Science.
Dennis DuChene ('91) holds the
record for the most wins ever by a
UW-Parkside freshman at 33. His 146
career victories are the most wins in
school history. DuChene was an
NCAA All-American wrestler as a
freshman and junior, and was an
NAIA All-American as a senior. He
'was the NCAA national runner-up in
his junior season: J::Ieearned a degree
in Business Administration from UWParkside.
Rick Elsen ('86) led the Ranger golf
squad. His sophomore year, he was a
second team NAIA All-District 14
selection. In his junior year, he was an
NAIA All-District 14 selection. He
capped his college career by winning
the District Tournament as a senior. He
also was named to the first-team
NAiA All-District 14 Team. Elsen won
six tournaments in his junior and
senior seasons. He earned a degree in
Business Administration.
Mark Hemauer ('91) holds single
season UW-Parkside records With 52
wins and 224 takedowns. He also
holds the career takedown record With
535. His 145 career wins.is second on
the all-time list. Hemauer was both an
NAIA and NCAA Division II All-
'American. As a senior, he ranked secand
in the nation, and represented the
USA on an NAIA All-Star team that
toured Australia. He earned a degree
in Sociology.
Jim Hogan ('72) was named NAIA
District 14 most valuable player during
his first year at UW-Parkside as a
junior college transfer. In both his
.junior and senior seasons, he was
named to the NAIA All-District team.
Hogan is third in all-time single season
scoring average with 23.3 points per
game and had 907 career points. He
earned a degree in History at UWParkside.
Scott Nelson ('75) was an-honorary
Hall of Fame inductee. He was a fouryear
member of the University baseballteam
and a student athletic trainer.
As an alumnus, Nelson has helped the
athleticjrogram thrive by giving his
time an talents. His was instrumental
in getting electronic scoreboards at the
baseball and soccer fields. He is president
of the Parkside 200 and is a member
of the UW-Parkside Athletic Executive
Board. Nelson earned a BA
degree in History.
Carl Oliver ('94) was an All-American
in all three of his years at UWParkside.
He set a school record for the
indoor 200 meters, the indoor 400
meters, and as a senior, was the NAIA
National Indoor Champion in the 600
meters. Oliver represented his native
Bahamas in both the 1996and the 2000
Olympics. He earned a degree in Economics
from UW-Parkside.
Christopher Sager ('94) was a junior
college transfer who made an immediate
impact. He was selected to the AllMidwest
team as a junior while holding
the lowest national goals against
average at 0.29. In his senior year,
Sagar led the team to the NCAA
National Tournament quarterfinals.
He holds school records for fewest
goals allowed in a season at 0.29 and
fewest goals allowed in a career at 0.32,
and the NCAA record for career goals
allowed average at 0.32. He won the
prestigious Arthur Ashe Award for
academics and athletics in 1994, and
earned a BS degree with honors in
Business and Marketing from UWParkside,
graduating Magna Cum
Laude.
Patrick White ('95) he was a fouryear
mainstay in soccer. He owns 10
school records and is co-owner of four
others. As a sophomore, he was selected
to the NCAA All-Midwest team, the
first of three selections. As a junior, he
was named an NCAA All-American
and was invited to the 1996 Olympic
Trials. In his senior year, he was second
in the nation in total points (59), and
second in total goals (26). White was
the GLVCPlayer of the Year,an NCAA
All-American, and was selected to the
Umbro Select College All-Star Soccer
Classic Senior Bowl. He earned a
degree in Sociology from UW-ParkSIde.
discussion on March 1st in the Dnio
Square at 2-4pm. "This is a very inte~
active event. We'd like to hear every.
one's view on this very sensitive
issue," says English Professor Chris.
tine Christie, Talking Color event
coordinator.
The Talking color event is sponsored
by the Cen ter for Ethnic Studies
Department. For more information
about Talking Color, contact the Center
at 595-2701. For more information
regarding multiracial identity and
related Issues, check out
www.mavin.net/about_mavin.html.
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se,.. What are vou?
By Christine Agaiby
You are given five choices on appli- .
cations ana asked to place a check
next to the "racial category that best
suits you." How do you determine
which box to check, especially if you
are multiracial?
Over 10.5 million Americans are
encountered with the question of
"what are you" every day of their
lives because they are not recognizably
black or white. They are ethnically
ambiguous, arousing an uncomfortable
feeling in others who cannot
place them in a certain category. This
question can lead to an internal struggle
in the multiracial individual,
being forced into the decision of having
to "pick sides" in the dichotomous
society we live in ..
For the first time in U.5. history, the
government has recognized the growing
population of this multiracial
group in the 2000 census. The census
allowed respondents the choice to
"check all that apply" under the questions
regarding race. Was it the
increasing popularity of multiracial
athletes, singers, and actors such as
Tiger Woods, Mariah Carey, and
Tatyana Ali who influences the recogAcademv
Award Nominations
By Lynn Garcia
On Feb. 13, 2001, Kathy Bates
announced the nominations for this
year's Academy Awards at a live cere-
• many. Chosen for Best Supportir':g Actor
are Benicia Del Taro for Trajftc, Jeff
Bridges for The Contender, Willem Dafoe
for Shadow of the Vampire, Albert Finney
for Erin Brockavich, and Joaquin Phoenix
for Gladiator.
The Best Supporting Actress nominees
are Judi Dench for Chocolat, Marcia
WHAT'S ON
YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English major
or aspiring journalist, and
have not yet written for a
newspaper, what are you
waiting for?
Add skills to your resume
that employers are looking
for - writing, interviewing,
editing and so much more.
The Ranger is now hiring all
positions for the Spring 2001
semester. Stop by the office,
located across from the
Career Center in lower Wyllie
hall. .
Meetings are Mondays from
noon to Ip.m. and are open
to all interested persons.
When you graduate,
what will you have
to offer?
Gay Harden for Pollack, Kate Hudson for
Almost Famous, Frances McDormand
also for Almost Famous, and Julie Walters
for Billy Elliot.
For Best Leading Actor Javier Bardem
in Before Night Falls, Russell Crowe in
Gladiator, Tom Hanks for Cast Away, Ed
Harris in Pollack, and Geoffrey Rush for
Quills.
Nominees for Best Leading Actress
are Joan Allen for The Contender, Juliette
nition of multiracial groups?
UW-Parkside has also noticed the
growing influence mi~ed-r~ce individuals
have on today s society, The
Center for Ethnic Studies will be presenting,
"Breaking out of the Box," a
forum that discusses issues that deal
with multiracial identity, interracia\
marriage, transracial adoptions, etc.
. Students who have had experience
with these realities will be encouraged
to participate in this friendly
forum.
There will be a live performance by
UW-Parkside students followed by a
Binoche for Chocolai, Ellen Burstyn for
Requiem For A Dream, Laura Linney for
You Can Count. On Me, and Julia Roberts
for Erin Brockooich.
Up for Best Picture: Crouching Tig~,
Hidden Dragon, Gladiator, Chocolat, Trajftc,
and Erin Brockovich.
An important part of every movie is
the screenplay. For Writing (adapted) the
nominees are Chocolat, Crouchzng Tiger,
Hidden Dragon, 0 Brother, Where Art
Thou], Traffic, and Wonder Boys.
Chosen for Writing (original) are
Almost Famous, Billy Elliot, f.rin Brock·
ovich, Gladiator, and You Can Count On
Me.
The 73rd Annual Academy Award
will be televised on March 25th.In the
coming weeks Iwill be including movie
reviews of the nominated films. Lookfor
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in next
weeks issue of The Ranger.
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"This is an excellent opportunity for
ustonetwork with profes~ionals,!" the
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The Holiday Inn Golden Gateway
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Black& Whit. Plloto Contest. Francisco's fabled hills, is the starting
~mt for all the convention sessions.
e Hard Rock Cafe is across the street
and up a block, and the California
Street cable car stops just outside the
hotel's front door.'
Be sure to check next week's edition
of The Ranger to see if the staff survived
the conference and if it was a
success.
Create • theme for your enlfies or take
candid snaps of !lie University
eomOilmity.
Caah Prlzas willbe awarded
Man VS. machine
Continued
ner,possessing the fastest technology
available,was also purchased for the
G4. Two Nikon CoolPix 990 digital
camerasand a FlashCard reader, in
additionto the scanner, create a digital
photo processing shop right in the
office.
Fivehand-held Sony recorders were
alsopurchased for the convenience of
the reporters in recording interviews.
"It is absolutely essential for a reporter
tohaveaccess to a recorder for accuracy
purposes" says Olsen.
Porchette, a 21-year old senior from
Somers,is a graphic design major with
an arts management minor and a web
designcertificate. Forchette is also the
graphic designer for the Parkside Student
Center, Union 209, and has been
for the last year and a half. "Upon
graduation, I want to be a well-rounded
individual having many different
experiences in graphic design and
desktop publishing. I believe The
Ranger IS a great opportunity to
achieve this" says Forchette.
The entire staff of The Ranger would
like to say "thank you" to Michael
Meyers, Information Service Controller,
Alan Goldsmith, assistant professor
Graphic Design - Art, Corey
Mandley, vice-president PSGA, and the
Technology Fees Committee for their
help and support.
Thisis your chance to
10 create your own
"Portraits of Parkside"
Caplurethe
.changing seosons or
catch those
"priceless" momenls.
Watch !lie Rangtr News for I110ftl
detaus.
For more information aOOother details
oontaet Sergio C<ma In the
Admissioos Office (Mcin 0111) or call
595-2300.
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Inc. #01-122 Criminal/State
Property Damage, Ranger
HalL·8:06 a.m.: Residence
Life staff member reported
two glass plates above the
atrium desk were broken.
Investigation resulted in
oDe student being cited for
obstruction' and another
student was .referred to
Residence Life to arrange
for making restitution for
the damage.
Inc. #01-123 Unauthorized
Presence, Ranger Hall,
11:38 a.m.: two students
reported several individuals
had entered their
unlocked room and videotaped
them. Investigation
resulted in ODe student
charged with harassment and
two students charged with
unauthorized presence.
Inc. #01-124 Criminal State
Property Damage, University
Apartments, 2:02 p.m.:
while investigating a·broken
window complaint, a
student was found to be in
possession of a stolen
"Exit" sign. Stuqent was
cited for theft under $100.
2/09/01Inc. #01-125 Traffic
Violation, Outer Loop, .4
miles west of Wood Rd.,
8:58 a.m.: a driver traveling
at a high rate of spee?
was cited for speeding 45
mph in a 25 mph zone.
Inc. #01-126 Medical Assist,
Union, 11:46 a.m.: student
suffering seizures was
assessed by Kenosha Med
Unit 5 but refused transportation
to a hospital
stating she would see her
own physician.
Inc. #01-127 Motor Vehicle
Theft, Ranger Hall lot,
2:18 p.m.: student reported
her car missing from the
Ranger Hall parking lot.
Officer checked all the
parking lots and located
the vehicle in the Corom.
Arts lot. Student was taken
to her vehicle case
unfounded.
•
2/10/01
Inc. #01-128
tion , Inner
miles west
Traffic ViolaLoop
Road, .2
of Wood Road,
12: 09 a.m.: -driver traveling
the wrong way on a ~neway
road was cited for
failure to obey sign.
Inc. #01-129 Personal Property
Theft, University
Apartments 4:00 p.m.: visitor
reported his cellular
phone taken from the apartment's
computer lab. No
suspects or witnesses to
the theft.'
2/11/01
Inc. #01-130 Traffic Violation,
CTH E at Wood Road,
1:58 a.m.: driver was cited
for failure to stop at a
stop sign.
Inc. #01-131 Age n c y
Assist, CTH E and HWY31,
8:16 p.m.: while on patrol,.
UPPS officer observed two
vehicles that had been in
an accident. There were no
injuries and officer
cleared when Kenosha Sheriff
squad arrived.
02112/01
Inc. #01-132 Personal Property
Theft, Union D2, 12:03
p.m., Union staff member
reported a change machine
located in the Den had been
damaged over the weekend
and $125 in currency missing.
No suspects at this
time.
Inc .. #01-133 Lost Property,
Comm.Arts, 2:55 p.m.: student
reported losing her
Nokia cell phone on the
first floor of Comm.Arts.
Inc. #01-134 Traffic Violation.
Outer Loop at Wood
Road, 8:56 p.m.; driver was
cited for failure to stop
at a stop sign.
2/13/01
Inc. #01-135 Traffic Violation,
HWY 31 at HWY E,
12:19 a.m.: driver was
ci ted for failure to obey
stop sign/signal, 2nd
offense.
Inc _ #01-136 Traffic Violation,
HWY 31 at HWY E,
12: 35 a.m. : driver was
ci ted for failure to obey
traffic signal in a construction
zone .
.rnc . #01-137 Securi t v
Alarm, Comm. Arts D153,
7:59 a.m.: UPPS offlcer
responding to an- alarm
found it had been set ,?ff
by an employee. Everythlng
was in order.
2/14/01
Inc. #01-138 Agency Assist -
911 hang-up call, UW-Parkside
union, 2:38 a.m.:
Kenosha Sheriff dispatch
requested UPPS officer·do a
welfare check for a 911
hang-up call. Officer
checked the pay phone and
all floors of the Union but
was unable to locate anyone.
Inc. # 01-139 Traffic Accident,
Hit & Run, Inner Loop
Road, 6:55 a.m.: staff member
walking in a cross-walk
was struck by a vehicle
whose driver failed to stop
at a stop sign. Staff member
was not hurt.
Inc. #01-140 Property Damage-personal,
Unknownlocation,
9:37 a.m.: staff member
reported damage done
under the hood of her vehicle
which may have occurred
sometime on Feb. 6. Complainant
requested this
information be on file.
Inc. #01-141 suspicious cirFebruary
22, 2001
cumstances, North Entrance
of SAC, 5:49 p.m.: student
reported a suspicious male
watching her. The area was
checked but the suspect was
not located.
2/15/01
Inc. #01-142 State Property
Theft, Parks ide Union, 9:11
a. rn, : employee reported a
uni vers i ty credi t card
missing and evidence that
it had been fraudUlently
used. Investigation continuing.
Inc. #01-143 Theft, WYLL
Bookstore, 12:15 p.m.:
books tore manager reported
an individual sold back a
book which had never been
sold by the Bookstore.
Investigation continuing.
Inc. #01-144 Traffic Violation,
CTH G at CTHA,6:09
p.m.: driver was cited for
failure to stop at a stop
sign and displaying unauthorized
registration.
Inc. #01-145 Traffic Accident,
Union lot, 7:20 p.m.:
two students were involved
in an accident in the parking
lot. There were no
injuries but one vehicle
had to be towed from the
scene. A state accident
report was completed.
February 22, 2001
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Newswill print your student classified
ads free of charge. Forms are
availableat the newsstand in front of
the library and between Wyllie and
Greenquist Hall. Call 595-2287 for
moreiiUormation.
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
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• BoardingSale! $175 per month.
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Chess?1
• Forthe novice to the expert. Inquire
with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a
club next semester.
FREE TUTORING
• Freetutoring is being offered by the
students from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutoring n the following
areas of computer related software
is available: Microsoft Office,
Usingthe Internet Effectively, E-mail
and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring
will be by appointment. To schedule
your appointment, call Bob or Cluis
at595-2790.
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Call 1-800-426-7710 for special
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FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped and jetted.
$2500 aBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after
6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4
• Extended cab, third door, loaded
metallic blue. Take over lease payments
or buyout. Call (262) 878-0769
after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785.
1987 Mazda 626
• V4 2.0 en!line, Runs great! New
brakes. Asking $950 OBO. Call Ashi
at (home) 551-7431 or (work) 595-
2705.
1991 Ford F-150
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call
884-6812 and ask for Jeremy.
1988 Pontiac 6000
• Maroon four door, fou~ cylinder,
103 000 mi interior Iextenor in good
con'dition,' runs great, new tires,
exhaust, and alternator .. Complete
maintenance record Asking $1,500
OBO. Call 595-2974 and leave a message.
VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegner at 595-2011 or
Rosearm Mason at 595-2606, or stop
by the Career Center, Wyllie D173.
Case Management Assistant at Vets
Place - southern Center . .
• Assist Senior Case manager With
intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly) homeless vets
with program policies and procedures.
d
• Schedule residents for gmup an
individual counselmg sessions.
• Be a team member for case plan
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reviews.
• Assist in structured staffings for case
plan changes, suspensions or discharges.
• Act as pmgram staff liaison to
newsletter publishing committee.
Public Information and Coordination
Assistant at Vets Place -
Southern Center
• Assist Director and clinical staff
including contracted professionals
with the compilation, layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program brochures.
• Collect and prepare articles regarding
veterans and homelessness or
other concerns, and assist resident to
improve writing skills.
• Assist in the coordination of agencies
and programs serving the
homeless populations in Racine
County. Assist the Homeless Assistance
Coalition in arranging meetings,
mail notices, record notes of
meetings and decisions and develop
a generic brochure to advance the
mission of the coalition.
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public through
employers, public service gmups,
community gmups, etc.
• Present to pubic service organizations,
and community groups.
• Create new material (i.e. newspaper
advertisements) to best highlight the
need of foster parents.
• Organize foster family activities for
retention of homes.
Foster Family Licensing Studies
• Conduct safety checks of homes.
• Run records.
• Interview prospective foster parents.
~ • Write case notes.
• Place foster children into licensed
homes.
Department of Correctior1s - Assistant
to Probationl
Parole Agent
• Accompany agents on home visits
. and to court.
• Assist with interviewing, taking
statements, conducting assessments
and intake work.
• Help with preparation of reports.
Victim Advocate/Liaison for the District
Attorney in Racine (paid)
• Contact victims by phone within 72
hours of their victimization to offer
emotional support, empathetic listening,
information and referrals,
personal advocacy and crime compensation
assistance.
• Notify victims of their rights, explain
the criminal justice process.
• Complete one ride along each month
with one of the law enforcement
agencies in Racine County and provide
services to clients off site at the
various Community Policing sites.
Foster Parent Recruiterl
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uw-p displayS mission statement posters on campus
ByMilanka Sulejic
What is a mission statement and
whyis it important that each University
have one? Larry Deutisch, who
has much to say about the mission
statement for UW-Parkside, has an
answer to this question and many
more.
Thereis an overall mission for all of
the schools in the UW-system, but
each individual university has their
own mission statement. The original
mission statement of the University
when it first opened its doors in 1968
endured 30 years before the Board of
Regionsapproved the changes to the
mission statement in 1998. The idea
firstcame about in 1996, when it was
suggested that the mission statement
should be one that is less wordy and
moreeasily understood by everyone.
The original mission statement of
the University was quite lengthy and
difficult to comprehend. Between
1996 . and 1998 the changing of the
mISSIon statement was a campus
process that involved students, staff,
and faculty adding their input about
what the University stands for and
what it should stand for in the future.
What should the University provide
for its current students and offer
to potential students who may choose
to attend UW-Parkside? Why is the
mission statement important? The
Board of Regions wants the University
to live up to a certain standard. Il
serves as a guide not only to those
who work for the University, but to
those attending the University as
well. "The University of WisconsinParkside
is committed to high quality
educational pr0l>rams, creative and
scholarly activities, and services
responsive to its diverse student pop-
'SS'ON
The UW-P mission statement poster, designed by Kelly Vida, is a recent addition to the halls
and classrooms of the University.
class was asked to come up with a
design that would accompany the
mission statement. Of the class of
twenty-five, approximately six students
designs were chosen as finalists,
and of those six students, Kelly Vida's
design was chosen. Once the posters
were made, they were placed all over
the university for everyone to see.
"They wanted a design to catch
your eye from a distance and hold
your attention until you were right up
to the poster, studying and reading it
with great interest, and that is what
Kelly Vida had accomplished with her
winning design." They were placed
next to every Xerox.machine, coffeepot,
and classroom throughout the
University.
ulation, and its local, national, and
global communities."
The University won an award for
its diverse student population and
strives to achieve what they have stated
in the mission statement. The
Board of Regions is looking for input
from students about their experiences
at the University. Il is the individual
student's responsibility to take advantage
of what is being offered to them.
If they feel for whatever reason the
University has not fulfilled what they
have promised, they can bring that to
the attention of the Board of Regions.
Kelly Vida was the graphic arts student
whose design for the mission
statement poster was chosen. Professor
Goldsmith's Graphics Design
Earnhardt death
huue loss lor NASCAR ,
ByMelissa Stephenson
DaleEarnhardt, 49, passed away Sunday,February
18th,on the final lap of the
Daytona 500. With 1/2 a lap to go,
tragedy struck as the seven-time Win-
~on Cup competitor careened towards
e wall of the 4th turn at 180mph. With
no rollover or spinout to absorb the hit
°ohanr help slow hirn down, there was slim
ce for survival.
Rescue workers immediately
responded and began administering
~xygen and CPR to Earnhardt, who
ccording to Dr. Bohannon, director of
~eney medical services at the track,
at ardt never showed any sign of life
f "Wc time. He was transported to Hali- th ospital, little more than a mile from
20etrack at 4:54 and pronounced dead
'dnunutes later, his wife Teresa at his
81 e.
right side after the famous black No.3
shot up the race track to spear the outside
wall. Earnhardt started his 23rd
Daytona 500 from the seventh position
and was racing for third when the accident
occurred.'NASCAR has lost its
greatest driver; remarked NASCAR
chairman of the board Bill France.
Included among Earnhardt's survivors
are wife Teresa, daughters Kelley
King and Taylor, sons Kerry and Dale [r.,
his mother and other siblings.
The Earnhardt Family asks that you
please, instead of flowers, send donations
to: Carolina Foundation, Attn:
Honor of Dale Earnhardt, PO Box 34769,
Charlotte, N.C. 28234-4769.You can also
send condolences to: Dale Earnhardt,
Inc., 1675 Coddle Creek Drive,
Mooresville, NC 28115.
from the finish. With Darrel Waltrip and
his son, Dale Earnhardt [r., running in
the lead, Earnhardt had been blocking
for them over the final laps, frustrating
the efforts of Sterling Marlin. Earnhardt
obviously wanted to protect his own
position, but he also had a vested interest
in Waltrip and Dale Jr. - both driving
Chevrolets for
his North Carolina-based
company, Dale
Earnhardt
Incorporated.
In the accident,
Ken
Schrader's No.
36 Pontiac
struck Earnhardt's
car in the
'This is understandably one of the
toughest announcements we've ever
had to make .... We've lost Dale Earnhardt
'NASCAR president Mike Helton
said. 'Dale Earnllardt will always be
known for his relentless passion for racing
and his immense skill. Nicknamed
'The Intimidator' for his style and charisrna
on the track, '
Earnhardt
earned' the
respect of fans
world-wide.
Il was that
same competitive
racing spirit
that put the
number 3 Monte
Carlo in the spin
just seconds
NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt made his final lap
at the Daytona 500 Sunday, February 18th.
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find out what students have to say about the Ranger
News
4 Enlenainment
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon gets reviewed
5 Vote YES for United Council
6 Student Voices
One student asks if you forgot your manners in the car.
1 Student Voices Continued
8
Find out about a new club called Students in Action and
about an upcoming tour in China.
9
Dr. Lenny Klaver speaks about his duties as the soon to
be Assistant Vice Chanceller.
Editor of the week: Brenda Dunham
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but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the rtgnt to edit all letters.
'Thin
March 1
o Plays at Parkside: "Talk Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 10 a.m., Augie WegnerStudio
Theatre; this performance IS sold out.
o "Talking Color: Breaking Out of the B?x," short theatrical performance by
students followed by discussion of racial and ethnic identities led by ChriS
Christie and Simon Akindes. 2 p.m., Union Bazaar, free, open to the campus
and community.
o UW-Parkside Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, 7:30 p.m., Com.
Arts Theatre; tickets: adults $5, students/seruors $3.
o Hypnotist Frederick Winters, Union Square, 8 p.m., free for students with
an ID, $2 for community members 13 and older.
March 1-4
o Foreign Film: "Phorpa" (The Cup), March 1-4, Bhutan, subtitled, show
times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cmema Theater.
March 2
o Plays at Parkside: "Talk Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 10 a.m, and 7:30p.m.;
Augie Wegner Studio Theatre; Tickets: $10 adults; $7
students/faculty /staff/ seniors; group discounts available. Call Diane
Smith at (262) 595-2564.
o Pre-Spring Break Jam 2001, UW-Parkside Union, 10 p.m. to 2 a.m., admission
$5 w/UW-Parkside ID, $7 for all others, sponsored by the OW-Park·
side International Club
March 3
o 13th Annual Focus on Women Conference "Diversity 2001: Where Do WeGo
From Here?" 8:30 a.m. to 3:45 p.m., Student Union, register with Continuing
Education at 595-2312
o Plays at Parkside: "Till Radio" by Eric Bogosian, 4 and 7:30 p.m.; Augie
Wegner Studio Theatre; Tickets: $10 adults; $7
students/faculty /staff/seniors; group discounts available. Call Diane
Smith at (262) 595-2564.
March 4
o Kenosha-Racine Unified Teacher Invitational Exhibition 2001, through
March 26, opening reception: March 4, 1-4 p.m., free and open to the public;
hours: Monday & Thursday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday & Wednesaay 11
a.m, to 8 p.m., closed Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
March 5-9
o Peer Health Educators Safe Spring Break - March 5-9, 2001
March 5
o Perspectives on Religious Issues: Altruism: Is it Rational? Is it Possible?
w /Prof. Dennis Kaufman, UW-Parkside Economics Dept. and comments by
Wayne Johnson, UW-Parkside Prof. Emeritus of Philosophy, Union 104-106,
noon, free and open to the public.
March 6
o Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Everett Soetenga on
Videographg 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free
March 7
oUW-Parkside Orchestra, David Schripsema director free and open to the
public, noon, Union Cinema Theater ' r
o SbouPand Substance series: Program to be announced free w /free soup and
read, Union 104-106 r
March 12-16
Spring Break. ..enjoy!
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Dear Editors,
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Icant be everywhere at once. Or
canI?Wecan't change how things are.
Orcan we?
LU,BSU,SIA.Asian-A~erican,Earth
ClubChristian Fellowship; are examples
~f the available organizations in
the whole of Parkside that are now
availableto use. An example of a new
clubjust starting is SIA (Students in
Action).Look for them and others on
your bulletin boards for available
timesand meetings.
What difference do these have on
ourlives and the community? (All the
difference in the world it appears).
The clubs facilitate and strengthen
speaking out for your interests and
theinterests of the choices available to
thosewhose words are not heard. One
person can start a movement in
thought and amplify it by using an
existing club or creating a group of
same minded persons. Your interests
and concerns are felt by others, put
them together and create action from
thepotential of the surn.
Clubs are also a great influence in
that their members' set standards they
are examl?les for others to follow. Our
campus, Its cleanliness and effectivenessineducating
are a product of this.
Hseems Parkside is our responsibility
asit is responsible for our education.
Quotes from people in ours:
"Adela Lazano: I joined because I
want a say in things ...!want to be able
tovoice my concern. I don't want to be
kept in the dark. ..! also am tired of
bemg afraid to speak out for something
I believe is truly wrong."
The Ranger, Pg3, Jan 25,2001 "Join
student senate and voice your opinion"
"Talk Radio deals frankly with
Amencan society, the Media, and the
directimpact it can have on individuals."
The Ranger, Pg.10, Feb.1S, 2001
"Drama Dept. Presents Talk Radio
Feb.23-Mar.2"
"Mitch Sneed: Its' easy for everybody-me
included to do our jobs and
go home but our goal is to make a difference.
We want to continue to
add~ess issues ...and give people an
outlme of something that will help
them in any way." _
" ,Kenosha News, Pg.AS, Feb.19, 2001
City editor wants news to "make a
difference" by Craig Swanson
The Ranger is a voice of our comm
f
umty. We are listening. Thank you
or your attention and time.
Student and reader of The Ranger
Sincerely,
Pedro Rodarte
Dear Editors,
.A recent issue of The Ranger contamed
what I believe to be an unfair
review of th~ recently released movie
Hanrubal. FITst, Jodie Foster's name
was spelled incorrectly in the review.
Second, not all sequels should be
Judged agamst their predecessors.
If one was to fairly judge Hannibal
against the award-winning The Silence
of the Lambs, Hannibal would have
had to contain the following:
1 ) Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling.
Early news reports claimed that Foster
turned down twenty million dollars to
star because she didn't agree with the
scripted ending or Harris' novel (which
contained Starling partaking in Lecter's
dinner after being drugged to the point
of insanity) while Hannibal producer
Dina De Laurentis now reports that
Foster refused to do the film for anything
less than a 20 million salary plus
half the film's profits. (It has made
more than three million dollars worldwide
in three weeks.) 2) Jonathan
Demme as the director. Every director
has their own style, and obviously the
style in TSOTL differs from what Ridley
Scott did in Hannibal. 3) A screenplay
by Ted Tally, rather than the
WHAT'S ON
YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English major
or aspiring journalist, and
have not yet written for a
newspaper, what are you
waiting for?
Add skills to your resume
that employers are looking
for - writing, interviewing,
editing and so much more.
The Ranger News is now
hiring all positions for the
Spring 2001 semester. Stop
by the office, located across
from the Career Center in
lower Wyllie hall.
Meetings are Mondays from
noon to Ip.m. and are open
to all interested person~.
When you graduate,
what will you have .
to offer?
Mamet-Zailian screenplay that was
used. 4) A score by Howard Shore,
rather than the score by Hans Zimmer.
I personally believe the Zimmer score
to be vastly superior to Shore's. Only if
the entire cast and crew from TSOTL
had been assembled to shoot Hannibal
could the two movies be fairly compared.
and Leeter free to roam are vastly different.
A lot of what he does in his first
scene with Starling in the asylum ("...all
those tedious sticky fumblings in the
back seats of cars while all you could
think about was getting out, getting
anywhere, getting all the way to the FB-I.")
is meant to scare her, to freak her
out. People remember that scene, and
don't remember as much the ending
phone call, where he acts much more
like he does in Hannibal.
My advice: If you don't mind a little
gore, see the movie, and keep in mind
that a lot of it is more black comedy
than it is psychological thriller.
Sincerely,
Molly Beecher
For the most part, Hannibal follows
Harris' novel directly (with the exception
of the ending). A few charactersare
missing, as well asp few trips down
Dr. Lecter's memory lane, but these are
details that make literature literature
and not a movie script. It would do a
viewer well to remember that TSOTL
was about Clarice Starling -Hannibal is
about Hannibal Lecter.
The author of The Ranger's
review also mentions that Julianne
Moore doesn't capture the innocent
and proud determination of Foster's
portrayal - she's not supposed
to. Starling in Hannibal is ten years
older and ten years wiser. Her
career with the Bureau hasn't been
what we'd like to believe it would
be after the events of TSOTL.
We also must remember that we
are seeing Lecter in a different light
than TSOTL. Lecter behind bars
HYPNOTIST FREDRICK \lINTERS
THURSDAY, MARCH 1 2001
8 PM UNION SQUARE
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.,
Crouchin"i,llr, HiddllnDra,on:
ISit as good as the, sa, P
By Lyrm Garcia
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon has
been nominated for ten academy
awards, including Best Picture. At first I
was not really excited about seeing this
film, even though everyone Ispoke with
raved about it. As Ibegan watching the
film I was totally mesmerized by it. It
was absolutely fabulous! The movie has
English subtitles, but as the story progresses
Iforgot they were even there.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is the
story of two warriors (Yun-Fat Chow
and Michelle Yeoh) whose quest is to
recover a stolen special sword, the Green
Destiny. The hunt' to recover the sword
takes the viewer on a spellbinding journey
on rooftops and though tree branches.
Woo-ping Yuen, who also worked on
The Matrix, choreographed the fantastic
fight scenes.
I highly recommend seeing this
movie. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is
the perfect date movie. It has magnificent
action for the men and breathtaking
romance for the ladies. Ihore that this
film takes home a lot 0 Academy
Awards because it definitely deserves
them.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon has been nominated for ten academy awards
including Best Picture. '
TrJllhis for fun
By Sheree Homer
Ranger Fest is to be held on April
21st, from 12-4 pm in the student
union. It is a festival and open house
designed to reach out to the community.
School Spirit has been lower in the
last couple of years according to Chancellor
Keating. He thought a festival
would be a great way for students,
staff, and community to join together
and have some fun. This is the first
year that it has been ,called Ran(\er
Fest. In April of 1998 UW-Parkslde
held a sprmg Open House Festival.
This is also the first time it has been
funded. Ranger Fest hopes to have
much success, so it can return every
year.
John Rae Stevenson and Nicole
Sicuro ' are the chair people and have
worked hard on getting everything
ready. Student organizations and some
of the majors have already decided to
share in the fun by opening exhibits.
Some of the exhibits include an inflatable
sky dome similar to the planetarium,
an ocean bubble where people can
view the marine life of an ocean, a
water quality test, so the community
can test their water for lead and other
harmful ingredients, free blood pressure
screening, mocktail.
I' Pi Campus Entertainment Notes
. '. Hypno. tist Frederick Winters is back! Tonight, the .UW-Parkside
Activities Board presents the campus entertainer of the
year in an all new program. Come and watch or be part of
the show.It's free to students with a college 10 and just $2 for
community members 13 and older. Th.e sh<?w takes place in
Union Square starting at 8 p.m. This IS gomg to be a great
show, one you won't want to miss!
• The UW-Parkside International Club presents the Pre-Spring
Break Jam 2001 tomorrow night, Friday, March 2. The doors
to the UW-Parkside Student Union open at 10 p.m. and the
party continues until 2 a.m. with OJ Doc B. Dress to impress!
Admission is $5 with a UW-Parkside 10, $7 for all others.
• A second matinee has been added for the Plays at Parkside
presentation of Eric Bogosian's "Talk Radio." This morning's
matinee is already sold- out and now a Friday 10 a.m, matinee
performance has been added. The play also will be held
Saturday at 4 p.m. and Friday and Saturday evenings at 7:30
p.m., in the Augie Wegner Studio Theatre. Tickets are $7 for
students, faculty, staff, and seniors; $10 for adults. Keep in
mind that seating is very limited, so you'll want to call DIane
Smith at ext. 2564 to reserve your seat!
Very Involved at Parkside
v.I.P. Leadership Series presents ...
Serving on a Search and Screen
or other University Committee
by Claudia Mosley, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs
Tuesday, March 6, 2001
3:00 p.m. Union 106
Sponsored by Student Activities
~ 1,2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside
VOt8 i-YES" lor United Council
Ilj'Jama E. Taylor, United Council of
UW StudentsPresident
Inthe upcoming student government
lecti()llS UW-Par1<side students have
~eop~ty to continue support for
the nations oldest, largest,. and most
effectivestate student association. The
U ·ted Council of UW Students, found- tin1960, is Wisconsin's only statewid.e
studentadvocacy and ~arch orgaruzation.United
Council IS funded by a
studentreferendum with a mandatory
refundablefee of $1.35 per student per
semester,
So what does your $1.35 actually get
you?United Council employs eight fulltimestaff
members who advocate for
studentsat the UW System, state, and
Weral level. Through membership in
United Council, UW-Parkside students
are linked to other student leaders
statewide, and receive information,
guidance, research, and service on studentissues.All
United Council policy is
determinedby student delegates from
member campuses who meet regularly
totake positions on issues and clirect the
work of the staff.
UnitedCouncil is a national leader for
its work on federal financial aid and
vcter registration. Working with student
government associations from across
WISCOI1Sin and the nation, United Council
used grassroots support from students.
and parents-in addition to direct
lobbymg-to help increase federal financial
aid awards last year. And, because
student participation in the electoral
process is critical, United Council coordinated
a successful statewide, non-partisan
Students Vote 2000 campaign to
mvolve students through registration
education, and get-out-the-vote efforts. '
United Council regularly lobbies the
state legislature, the Governor's office
and the Board of Re~ents in a consistent
effort to control tuition increases and
increase financial aid programs. In the
1999-2001 Biennial Budget, United
Council successfully won a tuition
freeze for resident undergraduate students
in the 2000-2001 academic year,
with an additional $28 million in state
support to offset the tuition freeze and
ensure- the quality of a UW education.
United Council also successfully fought
for state funding for UW System's Plan
2008: Quality Through Diversity, academic
and career advising, libraries, and
increased state grant aid. With your help
United Council will have another successful
year securing funds from the legislature
for the UW System. With students
graduating tens of thousands of
dollars in debt, working to secure funding
for lower tuition and increased grant
Vote
UNITED COUNCIL
The nations Oldest, Largest, and Strongest State Student Organizations
"Yes"
March 7, 2001
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Authorized and Paid for by United COUDeil of UW Studen18 Iee., sep
aid has never been more important.
United Council has always stressed
the importance of student voices in the
shared governance process of the UW
System. United Council has worked to
maintain and strengthen student control
of student fees, and has been a clearinghouse
of information and research on
student safety issues, including e-mail
privacy and the use of social security
numbers as student identification numbers.
Credit transfers, a headache for
many students in Wisconsin, have been
made easier through United Council's
work with UW System and the state Mgislature.
United Council continually opposes
legislation, which would discriminate
against student renters. Additionally,
United Council played an instrumental
role in defeating the Extra Credit Tax,
which would have increased tuition for
many students at UW-Parkside and
across the UW System.
United Council has spent 40 years of
its existence ensuring that students
enjoy the maximum benefit from their
educations. On March 7, remember to
support students and VOTE YESon the
United Council referendum. What more
could you want from a $1.35 investment?
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Did YOU lorgel somelhing;J
By Amber Leigh Smith
We as Americans love to go out to
eat. The first date, before a movie,
after the game, mother's birthday, just
.a few of the occasions that cause us to
decide on a restaurant. We think very
carefully about the place, the time,
what we are going to wear, but rarely
do we think about the server who is
bringing our drinks and our dinners.
Let us take a few minutes to think
about what a server's job is like. Then
we may have more respect and more
patience for the people who are at the
heart of our meal, Then some of us
might think that it is not such an easy
job to have.
While it can be said that the general
public on the whole knows how to
act in a restaurant, it can also be said
that quite a few people leave their
manners in the car. Scenario one:
when a server approaches a table that
has just sat down she is required to
give them some basic information,
such as her name, the soup of the day,
and the special of the evening. While
most people politely listen, there are
others who are blurting out what they
want to drink before the server gets
half her name out. The guests have
just set the tone for the next hour and
a half. Beforethe customers have their
drinks in front of them they are considered
rude. Usually if someone is
rude, he or she will not tip well.
Servers live on tips and if they feel
that the tip they are going to receive is
most likely going to be inadequate
they will give minimum service. So
you're saying that everyone should
get good service regardless, right?
How would your job performance be
if your boss came to you and said that
he was going to take two dollars off
your hourly pay? Would you do the
best job you could do? This is exactly
how a server feels when they receive
less than the standard gratuity of fifteen
percent. Sure the server will take
your order and bring your food out to
you, but remember that soda you
were fO eager to get? You might want
to ration it because chances of getting
another. one are slim. Oh need
ketchup? Didn't you hear about the
shortage on that?
People like to feel that they are the
most important guests in the restaurant.
Servers enjoy doing their best to
make the guests feel this way. While
most guests understand that they are
not the server's only responsibility,
there are the exceptions. Let us imagine
a Friday night, all the tables are
full and there is a two hour waiting
list. A family of four has just been
seated at a table in the back of the dining
room. The waitress goes up to the
table and gives them her spiel, Then
she asks the question of the night:
"Can I get you folks something to
drink right away?" The parents
answer no problem, then the mother
asks the question that every server
dreads hearing; "Sally,honey, tell the
nice woman what you want to drink."
Why does the server cringe you ask?
Because she knows what is coming
next. The child's eyes go down and
the face becomes pressed against the
mother's side. Of course Sally is shy.
By this time the server is thinking of
about ten things that she needs to get
done. The man at table ten needs his
check, table four is ready to order,
tables six and eight are waiting on
food that should be ready at any time,
oh right, Sally still needs a soda, or
was it milk? Her mother is still trying
to get shy Sally to order. Now having
a child order for themselves is fine,
when the restaurant is slow. When the
restaurant is full the parents should
order. Would you want to be kept
waiting for someone's child?
Let me point out another situation
that happens all the time. A large
group of people, let us say fourteen,
has enjoyed dinner, drinks, dessert,
and coffee. When the check arrives
the party realizes that they forgot to
tell the man waiting on them that they
needed separate checks, Okay, you are
probably thinking no problem right?
Think about it. The waiter has to go
back and figure out what every single
person at the table had. What man
had how many drinks, what couple
had the steaks, and whose wife had
two desserts. Often the people that ate
the dinner can't remember what they
had to eat, but expect their server to
know. Would you be able to remember?
While the server may be able to
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figure it out ins takin!,';away from the
time he should be usmg to check on
his other tables. If his other tables do
not receive good service they will not
tip well. To fix the mistake you made
the server is losing money. So please
remember to ask for separa te checks
ahead of time. If you should forget
realize that it was your mistake and
have everyone throw in what they
think they owe. Next time you will be
sure to remember.
Anyone who has ever worked in
the food service industry will be the
first to tell you that not every night
runs smoothly. The kitchen falls
behind, causing the food to take a
long time getting to the table. Servers
have bad days and may even drop
things. Of course on days like this the
customers will get angry. Most behave
in a calm rational manner, but once
again there is the extreme exception.
We have all seen it, the angry man
banging his fist on the table, yelling at
the person attempting to wait on him,
basically making a scene. When people
act in this manner their complaints
fall on deaf ears. Sure management
will do what they can to calm
this person down, but later in the
evening the staff will have a good
laugh 'at the offender's performance.
Oh, and the people sitting around the
gentleman trying to eat their dinners,
they will feel bad for the waitress,and
think of the man yelling as a foolwith
a lack of control in handling his anger.
The examples shown here arejusta
few. While they may seem a bit
extreme they happen at some level
every day. We generally do not think
of how we are coming across to the
employees of the establishment, but
we need to. The people who work in
the food service industry have high
paced, high stress jobs. We as consumers
need to respect them and the
service that they are providing. While
not all servers are good at their jobs
we need to remember that they are
still people and people deserve
respect and common courtesy. Still
need ketchup? You might want to run
to your car and make sure you didn't
forget your manners.
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uw·p From A 10 Z: A Campus in Rhyme
. A is for the Architects who built this
school'sfoundation.
B is for the Bachelors Degree, which
leads to graduation.
C is for our Chancellor; his name is
Jack Keating.
D is for our Dean of Students; don't
you~ caught cheating!
. E 15 for Education, which is the main
reasonwe come here.
F is for the Friendships made, and
To Mv Parents
ByPoonamdeep Sandhu
In verse in rhyme these lines sublime;
May reach my parents at home in good
time;
Oh my parents; Ur touch makes me
feel so warm; I always want u close to
me;U can help me to reach my destiny;
I am lucky to have parents like u; U are
lovingand so much caring too; I pray to
God that u may live long; And I keep listening
to u like a sweet song; My life
without u is meaningless; Like without a
kept from year to year. .
G is for Growth through. programs
and classes.
H is for Homework of which some
instructors give masses.
I is for Inner Loop Road where students
walk, bike, and run.
J is for JR, the street leading back to
Highway 31.
K is for Karaoke, in the Rec Center
every Friday night.
L is for Lectures; take good notes and
you'll be all right.
M is for Major, something you can't
graduate without.
N is for Newspaper, come check The
king we can't play chess; U are the ones
whom I love the most; The status of parents
is like a dignified post; I am proud
to be ur daughter dear; It's u who understand
me without reserve and fear; To
have u as my parents; I feel so glad; All
strength in me is given by u; U guide
and teach me what to do; I am thankful
to u for being so kind; So while doing
my work I keep u in mind; The trust u
have in me; I'll never let that trust to
Ranger out.
o is for Outer Loop Road, which
encircles. the campus just the same.
P is for Petrifying Springs Park; from
her is where we got our name.
Q is for pop Quizzes; get ready for the
test!
R is for the Rangers-the team that is
the best. Woo Hoof
S is for Success in college, earning a
degree.
T is for-Tuition, for college is not free.
U is for Undergraduate, the first four
years, or for some, five.
V is for Visitors; schedule an appointment
at x2355.
W is for WISconsin-the state where
Parkside is alive.
X is for the phone extensions on campus-preceded
by 595.
Y is for Yippee! I graduated! All right!
break; I can do anything; Oh my parents
for ur sake; U do so much for us right
now; There will be time when we will
repay u; I promise that we will do our
best; And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD
OFU"
Z is for Zzzz (I'm sleeping)-that's
enough studying for tonight!
By Karen Leann Malonee
Remembering
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By Poonamdeep Sandhu
The nostalgic memories take my
breath away; Remembering the great
time spent back home; Gone are those
days with the flashing of time; Never to
come back again; I wish, they leave the
footprints behind; Thus' refreshing my
thoughts and mind; The love, care and
affection of friends; Enriched the life
with memorable events; Still, they are
lively and fresh in mind; And appear as
new as an ocean tide; Often, they make
me struggle with my thoughts; Flattering
and making their own huge place; I
really long for those days to come back;
Sure I am they will; When I'll go back to
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China Tour
a summer trip; a revelation Students in action
By Kelly Ishihara, President of
S.LA. By Tyrone A Payton
The 5th Annual Summer China Tour
has been set and planned for [une 25th
to July 8th. As usual, Sociology Professor
George Wang, a native of China, has
promptly sponsored the tour. The trip
includes stops to Beijing, Xian, Guilin,
Shanghai, Suzhou, and Hangzhou, with
. plenty of accompanying English speaking
guides for translation. Also, there
can be arrangements set for those students
who wish to visit Hong Kong.
The trip is offered as a three-credit
course for either international studies or
sociology and anthropology. Plus, the
trip is available to community members
as a learning eXJ?erience. There are a
series of orientation lectures that precede
the tour, which will be held Tuesdays
and Thursdays from 6 to 8:30 p.m.
on May 8 to the 24th. Professor Wang
hopes that these lectures teach background
information on Chinese politics,
changing economy, the evolving education
system, family institution and tradition,
and population control. He also
hopes to team students some basic Chinese
for communication, traveling etiquette,
and a simple knowledge of Chinese
customs.
From the six stops, Professor Wang's
children at the Women and Children's
Shelter. We are also asking for volunteers
to do some babysitting.
In major Universities award ceremonies
are held to recognize academic
work on campus. Since U.W.t'arkside
is so small we feel we can reach
this goal through the production of a
journal.
Our first journal is going to be
copied and should be available for a
low price some time after Spring
Break. It is our first attempt at taking
the best of student's academic work in
the classroom and getting them recognized
for their work. Our first journal
is entitled "Through Others Eyes."
However we are going to change the
name. We will also ask the professor
to provide a summary about the subject
matter and his/her intentions on
the assignment.
We will give full credit to each
writer who chooses to be recognized.
Not every class, or every student will
get an opportunity to be published,
but it may be likely that you will. If
you are interested in participating or
want to learn more about S.r.A. you
can contact me at:
ishihara@yahoo.com.
Have you heard about the new dub
on campus? Our main goal since we
began this spring is to get some recognition
for our journal and to recruit
members. The Ideas and motivations
for putting together s.LA. came from
. a modest Eng1ish professor on campus.
Last semester she had students
participate in community service
work, but we were having problems
advertising since we had no sponsor. I
didn't know what I was getting into at
first, but since I had an interest in the
importance of community, and a
desire to be a leader on campus I was
happy to get the club going.
We differ from the Outreach club
because of our intentions of putting
together a journal to recognize student's
academic achievement. However,
we would like to work with
them in the future. Throughout the
semester we will be collecting children's
books for the Community
Action Agency and The Cops and
Kids Reading Program.
We are also collecting blankets for
newborn babies at Kenosha Hospital.
This one you may be familiar with
from last semesfer. We also need volunteers
to work as tutors for yOilllg
tour will start off in Beijing, the capital
of China, so students can leam first
hand about the process of Chinese politics.
From there, the city of Xian, an
ancient caJ?ital of China, will emphasize
Chinese history and integrated culture
and religion. The next stop is the scenic
Guilin, which is a center of tourism in
China, and then on to the most modem
city of China, Shanghai, where students
will learn about economic development.
At the last two stops will be Suzhou and
Hangzhou, relatively small in China
but DOth are considered heavily popu:
lated by global standards. These two
cities will emphasize the importance of
Chinese tradition and family institution.
These six tour stops offer a wide variety
of Chinese development, which is the
main focus of Professor Wang's trip, and
it is what he hopes students will take
back home with them.
To all students who seem interested
in an excursion to China, either attend
the orientation series or call Professor
Wang for more information. His office
number is (262) 595-2520. Also, Laurie
Odegaard in the UW-Parkside Center
for International Studies can provide
information at (262) 595-2701.
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Helping Oul
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ByTyrone A Payton
It's been two weeks since the ParksideRanger
published an article about
Dr.Lenny Klaver's transfer from Athletic
Director to Assistant Vice Chancellorof
University relations. It's been
almost five years since he began at
Parkside, and now, with his new position,
he hopes to make the school
grow stronger.
One of his first endeavors was to
establish a new academic program in
athletics with the addition of a Sports
Management Certificate and a Wellness
Certificate. Also, this past fall,
they started the Sports Management
major.Another focus of Dr. Klaver's is
his involvement in the Great Lakes
ValleyConference, which he has supported
in financing from his first days
here.
His personal inclusion in the
fundraising of the GLVC has helped
keep it here at Parkside, which has in
tum, given our athletic department a
boost in competition, as the GLVC is
division II of the NCAA. Although he
admits the program still needs
progress, Dr. Klaver is pleased with its
effortand future direction for the University.
Other pursuits of Dr. Klaver are the
fact that with his new position, he is
now the acting liaison between University
Relations and government
officials. At this command, he hopes
that he'll be able to bring funding to
the University in its endeavor to sponsor
the b<;nefits of higher education.
This position also entails that he must
manage and maintain Parkside's
home page. The most important
emphasis that Dr. Klaver wants to
focus on is the ability for students to
navigate on the home page. He also
plans on manufacturing a new design
and belter procedures and programs
so the home page can operate more
cleanly.
One interesting planned addition is
the addendum of portals for the Parkside
registered student. These portals
will act as the students' personal page
reference for all of their school activities
and business at Parkside. Hopefully,
all of these changes will be operational
by fall, for it is significant to
the school that the integrated marketmg
of the school's communication is
as efficient as it can be for the beginning
of each semester. To quote Dr.
Klaver, "Our main poal is to recruit
and retain students.'
With these future plans, Dr. Klaver
hopes that the school will be able to
expand in its academic and athletic
departments. With this new position
as Assistant Vice Chancellor of University
Relations, Dr. Klaver expects
that students on campus should anticipate
an easier way to communicate
and integrate with all operations here
at Parkside.
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Parkside students travel to Costa Rica
By Ruyayeem Rashid
Normally the academic calendar
follows the in the sequence of fall,
sprin(\, and summer. But this year
Parkside has offered Winterim classes
for the 2000-2001school year. Winterim
Classes ranged from various disciplines
like biology, chemistry, geology
and english. Most of these classes are
from one to two credits only. One particular
class took a field trip to Costa
Rica.
One student, Tom Overacker, registered
for the class and summarized the
whole experience as wonderful. So
wonderful that he said, "1 will at some
time definitely travel back to Costa
Rica again!"
When asked why he signed up for
the class, he said, "1 've always enjoyed
traveling and have never had the
opportunity to do international traveling.
What better time to go some place
warm than right in the middle of winter.
I've never really seen volcanoes or
the rain forest, plus 1 wanted to start
t gaining a wider view of different cultures.
All that is ip addition to wanting
to study first hand the geology and
natural history of the region."
There was a structured outline that
Overacker and the rest of the class had
to follow. The purpose was to cover a
large portion of the country in a relatively
short period of 13 days.
Before going to Costa Rica, Overacker
spent 16 hours of classroom preparation
learning a general overview of
the geology and biology of the region.
In addition to the 16 hours of classroom
preparation, he had to select a
topic and do independent research. He
choose to study the volcano "Rincon
de la Vieja". Other preparations for the
trip included a visit to the International
Clinic to obtain vaccinations for
Hepitus A, Typhoid Fever and Milaria.
He also had to obtain a US passport.
A typical day in Costa Rica included
the students waking up early in the
morning to a warm day and a breakfast
of rice and beans. After breakfast, the
class would travel to a new and ·exciting
place, have lunch, explore another
part of the region and return to dinner.
In addition to traveling various parts
. of Costa Rica, Overacker spent two
weeks seeing and taking pictures of
things you would normally see in an
explorer's magazine like Natural Geographic.
.
Some of the most memorable parts
of the trip for Overacker included a
day at the beach, the trip to Monta
Verde, sunset horseback riding, and
several walks thraugh the topical rain
forest.
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March I, 2001 The Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside .
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POLICE BEAT' ~f~
02/16101
InC. #01-146 Vandalism/Disorderly
Conduct/Fire Equipment
rarrpering, Ranger HalL 3
a.m.:investigation resulted in
a student cited for vandalism
to a door and disorderly conduct.
A fire detector had been
disconnected from the ceiling
wires and a citation was also
issued for fire safety-fire
detection/equipment tampering.
Inc #01-147 Disorderly Conduct/Obstructing,
Ranger Hall
entrance, 3:03 a.m. :officer
answering a complaint. from a
housing RA, cited a student
for underage drinking.
Inc #01-048 Fire Alarm, COIlUll.
Arts building, 8: 12 a. m,:
officers answering a reported
alarm checked the building but
could find no signs of smoke
or fire.
Inc #01-149 Parking EnforcementTow,
Greenquist Dock, 9: 29
a.m.. vehicle illegally parked
which had received prior tow
warnings was ci ted and towed.
A records check revealed driver
was wanted on an outstanding
warrant. Driver posted
bond and was released.
Inc #01-150 Medical Assist,
Greenquist Hall, 1:20 p.m.:
subject having a seizure was
transported to Kenosha Memorial
Hospital by Kenosha Med 5.
Inc #01-151 Graffiti, university
Apartments, 4:32 p.m.:
graffiti, vulgar in nature,
was found on a bulletin board.
02117/01
Inc #01-152 Security Alarm, Wyllie
Hall, 8:43 a.m.: officer
~esponding to an alarm found
1t had been set off accidentally
by a student worker.
Inc #01-153 Harassment/Telephone,
University Apartments,
11:40 a.m. :student reported
receiving threatening calls
from another student. Case
Pending.
02/18/01
Inc #01-154 Traffic Violation,
:'Y1lill,IIJI _
CTHE, East of STH 31, 4:19
p.m.: driver was issued a
<;:itation for speeding 98 mph
ln a 45 mph zone.
02/19/01
Inc #01-155 State Property
Theft, Ranger Hall, 9:18 a.m.:
student reported university
keys had been stolen. Case
pending further investigation.
Inc #01-156 Traffic Violation,
8TH 31, South of CTHJR, 4:11
p.m.: driver was cited for
passing in a no passing zone.
Inc #01-157 Traffic Violation,
923 CTHG, 4:30 p.m.: driver
going at a high rate of speed
was stopped by a UPPSofficer.
Investigation revealed the
driver's license had been suspended.
Citations were issued
for operating after suspension
and' failure to fasten seatbelt-driver.
2/20/01
Inc #01-158 Traffic Violation,
Hwy. 31 at Hwy. E, 2:01 a.m.:
UPPSofficer stopped a driver
who had continued through a
red stop light. Investigation
revealed driver had no valid
driver's license. A citation
was issued for that offense
and also for failure to obey
traffic signal in a construction
zone.
Inc #01-159 Traffic Violation, '
5200 Block of CTH E, 3:24
p.m.: driver traveling at high
rate of speed was stopped.
Investigation revealed driver
had no current driver's
license. A citation was issued
for operating with an expired
driver's license and a yerbal
warning given for speeding.
Inc #01-160 Unauthorized Presence,
Wyllie 3320, 8:29 a.m.:
employee· reported evidence
that someone had entered her
office without consent. No
suspects at this time.
,02/22/01
Inc #01-161 Actual Fire, Greenquist
108, 1:30 p.m.: officers
responding to a reported fire
found it had been caused by a
flask which exploded when it
was washed with acetone. The
Risk Management Officer was
also called to the scene.
Investigation pending contact
with lah workers.
Inc #01-162 Controlled Substances,
Ranger Hall, 4:37
p.m.. officer responded to a
reported marijuana odor coming
from a room. Resident gave
consent for the officer to
enter and turned over a small
quanti ty of marijuana with a
larger bag found in the subj
ect 's side pocket. Citation
was issued for possession of
marijuana and underage possession
of alcohoL
Inc #01-163 Traffic
Violation/Warrant Pickup, CTH
G at OUter Loop Road, 7: 35
p.m.: driver who went through
a stop sign was st.opped by
UPPS officer. Citation for
failure/improper stop at stop
sign was issued along with a
citation for operating while
suspended (1st offense) .
Investigation revealed there
wa& an active warrant on the
subject through a local police
agency for contempt of court.
Subject was turned over to the
Sturtevant Police Department.
Inc #01-164 Disorderly Conduct,
Sports & Activity Center, 8:05
p.m.: officer responded to a
report of a subject who had
punched and broken an electronic
scoreboard. Subject who
had broken the scoreboard was
bleeding from cuts on his hand
and he was transported to
Aurora Medical Center for
treatment by Kenosha Med Unit
5. A ci tation was issued for
disorderly conduct and will be
referred to the dean of students.
Subject stated he was
willing to make restitution
for the damage.
Inc #01-165 Criminal Damage to
propertY-S~te, University
Apartments, 10: 11 p.m.: student
filed a complaint against
another student who threw a
beer bottle and broke a bedroom
window. Incident pending
further investigation.
02/23/01
Inc #01-166 Disorderly Conduct/Underage
Drinking Violation,
Ranger HalL 2: 42 a .m, :
two students were issued citations
for undcraqe drinking
(1st offense) and another student
given a citation for disorderly
conduct after 'creating
a scene.
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ads free of charge. Forms are available
at the newsstand in front of the library
and between Wyllie and Greenquist
Hall. Call 595-2287 for more information.
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
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• For the novice to the expert. Inquire
with Dennis at 605-7046 to start a club
next semester.
FREE TUTORING
• Free tutoring is being offered by the
students. from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutonng n the following
areas of computer related software is
available: Microsoft Office, Using the
Internet Effectively; E-mail and Creatmg
Web Pages. Tutoring will be by
appomtment. To schedule your
appointment, call Bob or Chris at 595-
2790.
• Enjoy working with kids? Kenosha
Unified School District's 21st Century
Community Learning Centers are
looking for Activity leaders, Instructors,
& Tutors for paid after school
hours. If interested, please call Gail
Netzer 262-654-6200 or 262-<;53-5923
• Do you enjoy working with children?
, Would you like to earn extra money?
Apply now for a childcare position at
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Friendly Pines Camp, in the cool
mountains of Prescott, AZ, is hiring
staff for the 2001 season. May 27-July
29. Prograrn offers horseback riding,
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crafts, sports, and more. Competitive
salary. For app/info call 520/445-2128
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FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped and jetted.
$2500 aBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6
p.m. or page (262) 487"()785.
2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4
• Extended cab, third door loaded
metallic blue. Take over le'ase payments
or buyout. Call (262) 878-0769
after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487"()785.
1987 Mazda 626
• V42:0 engine, Runs great! New brakes.
Asking $950 aBO. Call Ashi at (home)
551-7431 or (work) 595-2705.
1991 Ford F-150
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call 884-
6812 and ask for Jeremy
1988 Pontiac 6000
• Maroon four door, four cylinder,
103'000 rru, mtenor / exterior ill good
condition, runs great, new tires,
exhaust, and alternator. Complete
maintenance record Asking $1,500
aBO. Call 595-2974 and leave a message.
VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact Michelle
Wegner at 595-2011 or Rosearm Mason
at 595-2606, or stop by the Career Center,
Wyllie 0173.
Case Management Assistant at Vets
Place - Southern Center •
• Assist Senior Case manager with
intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly) homeless vets
with program policies and procedures.
• Schedule residents for group and individual
counseling sessions.
• Be a team member for case plan
reviews.
• Assist in structured staffings for case
plan changes, suspensions or disCharges.
• Act as program staff liaison to newsletter
publishing committee.
Public Information and Coordination
Assistant at Vets Place - Southern
Center
• Assist Director and clinical staff including
contracted professionals with the
compilation, layout, printing, and distribution
of quarterly newsletters and
program brochures.
• Collect and prepare articles regarding
veterans and homelessness or other
concerns, and assist resident to
improve writing skills.
• Assist in the coordination of agencies
and programs serving the homeless
populations in Racine County. 'Assist
the Homeless Assistance Coalition in
arrangmg meetings, mail notices
record notes of meetings and decisi~
and develop a generic brochure to
advance the mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing Studies
• Conduct safety checks of homes.
• Run records.
• Interview prospective foster parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into licensed
homes.
Foster Parent Recruiterl
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public through
employe~s, public service groups,
commuruty groups, etc.
• Present to pubic service organizations
and community groups. '
• Create new material (i.e, new!faper
advertisements) to best highlight the
need of foster parents.
• Organize foster family activities for
retention of homes.
Department of Corrections - Assistant
to Probationl
Parole Agent
• Accompany agents on home visits and
to court.
• Assist with interviewing, taking statements,
conducting assessments and
intake work.
• Help with preparation of reports.
Career BOYS&.GIRLSCLUB
in Caring
. The Boys & Girls Club of Kenosha has the
following open employment positions:
Program Director- Immediate, full time opening for person to develop progr~ms
for yo~th ages 6 -17 in an educational and recreational setting. Supervisory
Skills, educational background d .
d
. an experience working with youth of diverse bac k·
groun s are desired Hou bast . rs are asicany Man -Fri, 1-9 and every third Sat., 9:30-4:30.
Program Coordinator- 1m or t I II . .
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. me ra e, u tim e opening for person to oversee after
sc 00 educational and roc tl I
y rea lana program. Hours are basically Mon -Fri 11-7.
Volunteer Coordinator-10 1"5h unteers. Flexible hours. - ours a week to recruit, screen and monitor vc 1-
Physical Education Sp 1 I' t P . . . .' . ec a IS· art time position to develop physical and recreational
activities for youth 6
day) 2 8 d S
ages -17. Hours are basically Mon -Fri (ott one week-
, - an at, 9:30-4.
Technology Specialist P rt tt . - a nne position to develop and implement techno logy
programs for youth ag 6 17 8 and Sat, 9:30-4 es - . Hours are basically Mon-Fri (off one weekday), 2-
Arts Specialist- Part tim T
(fine arts music d . . e POSIIon to develop and implement arts programs
, ,ance, writing etc) lor th .
(off one weekd ) 2 ,. you ages 6 -17. Hours are basic ally Mon-fn
ay, -8 and Sat, 9:30-4.
Program Assistants. N .. ment educational d . umerous POSitions open for a mature person to lmpl ean
recreational pr f .
lingual position . ograms or youth at after school program. One b lopen.
Hours are basically Man -Fri, 1-6: 15.
Ap I . P Y an person or mail resume to 1607 65th Street
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UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek
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University of Wisconsin-Parkside
UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek \
Tyrone A Payton
Staff Reporters
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TIo UW-Parkside students
carneto the aid of
two senior citizens
trapped inside a vehicle on a
flooded bridge of Petrifying
Springs Park Sunday, February
25th. Inside the marooned vehicle
were Glorianna Daggy, 79,
and Rose Bruno, 88.
The students, Joseph Donnerbauer
and David Place, both
Parkside j0l;igers, waded
through the chilly water to pull
the women out of the car. "I
didn't have a choice" said Place.
After three trips to get the
women, their walkers, and a
blanket from the back of the
vehicle, the two students
wrapped the ladies in the blanket
and offered the shirts off
their backs to keep the women's
feetwarm.
The women had been
stranded on the flooded bridge
for approximately an hour, and
claimed they saw three other
cars come down to the bridge
and turn back.
-"I figured any decent person
would have came out and
helped:' remarked Donnerbauer.
"You'd think a person
would have some feelings
inside."
As Donnerbauer comforted
the ailing victims, Place ran to
dial 911. Fortunately Joseph
KickIer and his family were
approximately 100 yards away.
Fickler was completely
unaware of the ladies' distress
call,but when Placepleaded for
help, Fickler and his wife, Julie,
and his daughter and son,
Stephanie and Christopher,
Peek under the covers
The Ranger News exposed
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor~in-Chief
All work and no play
makes for a boring newspaper.
As you can see from the
r.hoto, the staff found time to
'play" after conferences and
seminars while in San FranCISco.
"I think my favorite part of
the trip was getting to ~ee our
staff in an 'out of office SItuation"
says Design Manager
Pete Forchette. "And who
could forget Aunt Charlie's,
the drag queen show?" That's
right, a drag queen show. I
had the rare op,Bortunity to
compete in the 'Queen for a
Night" contest and managed
to come in a close second.
"I learned- never to' mix
drag S1ueenswith Raspberry
Stoley said Christine Agaiby,
advertising manager. "All
you get is a severe hangover
and some interesting photos"
(look inside for photos from
the show). The conference
was a unique experience for
the staff not only because they
were able to
learn a great
deal of informationabout
the newspaper
business,
but because
they had the
opportuni ty
to learn more
about each
other. Turn
to the inside
page to get to
know your
newspaper
staff a httle
Between the sheets from left to right: ~renda ~unham, better.
Pete Forchette, Sarah Olsen, and Christine Agalby.
gladly gave up their
jackets and outer winter
clothing. As Place
took the garments back
to the women to help
keep them warm, Fickler
and his familyraced
their vehicle over to a
nearby gas station to
dial 911.
After Somers rescue
squad members
arrived on the scene to
escort the two ladies to
Aurora Healthcare center,
the Pickler family
offeredthe two heroes a
seatin their car to try to
warm them up.
The two women are
home safe today and
say they hold the highest
respect for the two
student heroes that
carne to their aid.
"Parkside joggers Joseph Donnerbauer
(left) and Davey Place (right) stand on the
bridge where the rescue took place.
Newspaper staff creates
legacy for journalists
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor-in-Chief
The staff of The Ranger
News returned from the
National College Newspaper
Convention Sunday, March
25th prepared to toss tradition
and custom out the window.
Armed with enthusiasm
and newly acquired
knowledge, the staff is working
to transform The Ranger
into the true voice of the student
body by ushering in a
new legacy of journahsm at
Parkside.
The first order of business
to be performed upon returning
to Parkside was to shock
the reporters at the regular
Monday meeting. "1 told the
reporters that the newspaper
sucks, but we now have the
ability to change 'that" says
Sarah Olsen, co-editor-inchief.
"We did not know how
to properly run a newspaper·
before, but that is not the case
anymore."
Staff members are busy
sharing the knowledge they
learned at the conference and
training a team to take over
the newspaper next year.
Attendants of the regular
Monday meetings are taking
part in seminars designed to
help writers become better
journalists. The reporters are
learning basic journalism
skills such as how to write a
better headline and how to
get a good interview, with
more information on the way.
In addition to implementing
new training techniques,
the staff has been restructured
and new positions have been
created. The staff is recruiting
journalists, investigative
reporters, cartoonists, political
analysts, design and layout
managers, and opinion
essayists who are willing to
be innovative and take risks.
The most obvious change
to the newspaper is apparent
in the new layout designed by
Forchette. "In order to be able
to compete with other newspapers,
the design needed to
become more innovative, daring,
original, and fun" says
Porchette, who attended several
seminars where he was
Continued on page 5
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THe AI:lNc::eA March 8, 2001
March 12-16
Spring Break. ..enjoy!
March 12
· • Arts: ALIVE! presents "Annie," 7:30p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, sold
out
March 16 -; 18
• Second Annual Parkside Regional Science Fair, various campus locations
March 20
• Softball vs. Lakeland College, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 21
• George Lindquist, classical guitar, free and open to the public, noon, Union
Cinema Theater
• Soup and Substance: "NOT the Sound of Music: Austria in the New Europe"
w /Laura Gellott, free w / free soup and bread, Union 104-106
• Arts: ALIVEI presents The Riverside Symphony, 7:30 p.m., Communication
Arts Theatre, tickets $16. For ticket information, call (262) 595-2345.
March 22- 25
• Foreign Film: Topsy-Turvy, England, show times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8
p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater
March 22- 25
• NCAA National Fencing Championships, Petretti Fieldhouse/Sports and
Activity Center
March 23
• Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182,
free, refreshments served
• Race, Class and Gender Study Groul," "Palace Walk" by Naguib Mahfouz,
Molinaro 111, 3:30 p.m.; for information, call Linda Madsen (262) 595-2162
or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu
March 23- 27
• Latino Film Festival, Union Cinema Theater, films and show times to be
announced
March 24
• Evening In: Pakistan, Union Dining Room, sponsored by UW-Parkside Center
for International Studies.
March 27
• Lecrn"re:Magdalen Hsu-Li, part of Distinguished Lecture Series, two programs:
noon and 7p.m., Union Cinema Theater, sponsored by Campus Cul.
tural Program Committee, open to campus and commuruty
• Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Peter Baime on
musical composition, 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free
March 28
.• University Chorale and Voices, Melanie Jacobson, director, free and opento
the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater
• Latinos Unidos discussion: Puerto Rico: Three Points of View- Commonwealth,
State, or independent country, time and location to be announced
• Softball vs. Concordia College, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 29 - April 1
Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur./Fri. 7:30
p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater
March 29
• Multicultural Quiz Bowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, sponsored
by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program.
• Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 30
• Speaker: Walter Kimbrough, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity member speaks on
history of fraternities and sororities; with a discussion pledging, hazing,
and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkside CIO
March 31
• Baseball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheader
• Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader
I"Co-Editors-in-ehief
Brenda Dunham
. ah Olsen
The Ranger is now hiring
cartoonists. Call 595-2287 for
more infol o are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content
dbe delivered to the RaJw:er office (WYlllJ..139C) . letters must be typed di cl d' be free from
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The Ranger News' uncovered
"I'm from
Wes-KON-sin!"
ByBrenda Dunham
One night Christine, Sarah,
and I went for dessert at Mel's
Diner. Our waiter asked
where we were from, and
when I responded with "We're
from Wisconsin" he laughed
and repeated "Wes-KONsin?!"
Apparently, we all have
accents - ken ya imagen that,
eh? Westarted taking notice of
our Canadian accents and
quickly became the butts of
our own jokes.
I, however, won the award
for "Most Predominant WesKON-sin
Accent." Don't ya
know that San Francisco doesn't
have cows, unless it is a
statue in front of Hard Rock
Cafe?
Just to warn you if you go to
San Francisco don't be asking
for a Tyme machine. People
will think ya're literally nuts.
San Franciscans don't have
bubblers, they drink from
water fountains. They also
don't have soda, they drink
pop. If'n ya ken remember the
lingo you'll be better off than
us, and maybe you won't even
be laughed at.
As ya can imagen its good
to be horne were the way I talk
doesn't stand out so much.
However I'll have to be
putting my cote (coat) and
boo-uts (boots) back on.
The Walking Germ
By Dan White
b Unfortunately, I ended ul?,
emg "the walking germ'
because I caught a cold due to
the change ill the climate.
Although 1was sick for a good
portion of the trip I did manage
to attend the seminars.
I also managed to give a
cold to another member of the
group and who knows how
many other people!
I learned many keys to
maintaining the funds of the
newspaper, successful advertising
strategies, and to not
blow your nose with hotel
Kleenex (it really hurts after
too many blows!)
Hopefully, the techniques I
learned will keep the newspaper
healthy - unlike myself!
"When in Rome, do
as the Romans"
By Pete Forchette
During the normal school
day, it is not uncommon for
people to hear me quote a
song, poem, or movie. But
while in San Francisco, I found
myself saying a quote in particular
more than any other -
"While in Rome, do as the
Romans."
Now, don't get carried
away, as I certainly didn't, I
assure you. But one can't help
but notice how different things
are away from Keno-where
(Kenosha).
One of the very first things
that struck me as odd was the
ride from the airport in San
Francisco to our hotel downtown.
We were graciously
escorted by our taxi cab driver,
first tluough a red and blue
gang war zone, and then past a
popular transsexual prostitution
comer. Now, you Just
can't find those kind of things
in your backyard around here .:
The next morning I awoke
to the hustle and bustle of the
city life below me. Hills made
of buildings and houses dictated
the movements of all the
sports cars, buses, and trolleys
that crawled along its alleys.
The wildlife we encountered
along the- way later that
week also made me stop and
think. The waiter at the Hard
Rock Cafe got us all "rowdy,"
a metallic robot man was passing
out candy to strangers for
spare change. And who could
forget about Aunt Charlie, the
eccentric, cross-dressing drag
queen? --
So, as you can see I had
plenty of reasons for blurting
out my quote of quotes during
my adventure ill Rome, I mean
San Francisco. And in case
you were wondering, no, I
didn't leave my heart there.
The Bitch
By Sarah Olsen
Sometimes in life we are
forced to assume a role that is
not our usual disposition.
While in San Francisco, I
became "The Bitch" of the
group - not to my group, just
to those who got in my way.
The first time my temper
was tested was when we
arrived in St. Louis for a layover.
After a quick bite to eat,
we headed to the ticket
counter ready to embark on
our connecting flight to the
golden city. Imagine our surprise
when the snippy flight
attendant announced, "Your
plane already left."
Immediately my hand flew
to my hip and my inner bitch
was unleashed. "What do you
mean our plane left? We still
have at least one minute before
the .plane is supposed to
depart!"
Needless to say, we are not
seasoned travelers and this
experience has laught us a
valuable lesson regarding time
management.
After an extended layover,
and an impossibly long flight,
we finally arrived at the hotel,
6 a.m, Wisconsin time, 4 a.m.
San Francisco time. We
trudged to the counter, ready
to welcome some Holiday Inn
hospitality. The gentleman at
the counter punched our
names into the counter and
promptly announced, "We do
not have your rooms anymore."
Now, I am not normally a
horrible person, but our little
friend at the counter would
swear otherwise. "What do
you mean we don't have a
room?" I asked, as a deadly
caIm settled over the lobby.
I'm not sure what happened
next, but according to
first-hand accounts, my eyes
glowed red, my head spun in
circles on my neck, and the
man at the counter suddenly
found two available rooms.
Tour Guide Barbie
By Christine Agaiby
"Rise and shine everybody,
we have a busy day ahead of
us and we can t just waste the
day in bed now, can we?" You
may think it's easy_ always
being the peppy, energetic one,
but maybe you should try
waking up four crab-asses
used to sleeping in until afternoon
class.
On the agenda for the first
day, we started with breakfast
at Ghiradelli Square where I
forced scalding posh coffee
down their tluoats. I wanted
lively group members at the
meetings, not sleep)' ones.
After the morning conferences
we had lunch in Chinatown
where I forced them to eat crab
rangoons. No one was going to
be Jicky about trying new
foo on this trip; I didn't care
if ther were allergic to shellfish.
then quickly ushered
them into the trolley headed
towards Fisherman's Wharf
where we utilized brief photo
opportunities. I had something
truly special planned for
the evening. We sang and
danced, mingling with the best
of the locals at Aunt Charlie's,
a drag queen hot spot.
All this and more, packed
into one exhausting day.
Besides planning every detail
of the trip, I was also responsible
for translating for the WesKon-sinite,
soothing the germ,
taming the Roman, and calming
the bitch._
As you can see, we truly did
succeed in doing it all on this
trip and still made it to all our
meetings without a problem. I
hope you've all enjoyed reading
about our wonderful experience
and have found the trip
'to be as fascinating as we did.
It was great having you along
as you ventured through our
grand voyage to San Francisco.
B'bye now. B'bye, B'bye. B'bye,
now. B'bye. Are they lone
yet. ..are thJ::Jlkne? Goo ,my
cheeks are . . g me. I really
can't smile this much anymore.
Can I take a break now? Just a
little break? Great.
WHAT'S
ON YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English
major or aspiring
journalist, and have
not yet written for a
newspaper, what are
you waiting for?
Add skills to your
resume that employers
are looking for -
writing, interviewing,
editing and so much
more.
The Ranger News is
now hiring all positions
for the Spring
2001 semester. Stop
by the office, located
across from the .
Career Center in
lower Wyllie hall.
Meetings are Mondays
from noon to
Ip.m. and are open to
all interested persons.
When you
graduate,
what will you
have to offer?
March 8, 2001
Go ahead and spoil yourself with Chaco/at
Lynn Garcia
Staff Reporter
C
hoco/at, nominated for
Best Picture, takes
place in a small
French village. Almost everyone
in the community is religious
and does not allow
themselves to enjoy the pleasures
of life. The mayor,
Comte de Reynaud (Alfred
Molina), literally runs the village.
The young priest has to
have his sermon looked at and
approved before he preaches
it to the village people. It's
almost as if the mayor is God.
Vianne Rocher (Juliette
Binoche) and her daughter,
Anouk arrive in the village
and open a chocolate shop
just in time for Lent. They are
immediately looked down
upon since they do not attend
church and are tempting people
during such a sacred time.
Vianne keeps her chin up and
befriends her landlady,
Armande Voizen (Judi
Dench), who feels as if she is
all alone in the world.
Armande's daughter will not
speak to her or allow her to
see her grandson. Vianne tries
her best to keep her business
afloat. She gives out free sampies
and soon the customers
return for more.
In the meantime some river
rats arrive and the mayor tries
to run them out of town.
Vianne hires Roux to do some
handy work around the shop.
This doesn't sit well with the
Mayor and he comes up with
a plan to get rid of Vianne.
Comte de Reynaud gets
sick of everyone spoiling
themselves with chocolate so
he writes a sermon telling the
village people that Vianne is
Satan and that her sweet treat
is like the forbidden fruit.
Will the community listen
and not return to Vianne's
shop or will the people continue
to indulge in the chocolate?
I strongly suggest seeing
this film. Itis absolutely fantastic.
The performances are
superb and the story is thoroughly
enjoyable. I hope that
the film is recognized and
takes at least one Oscar home.
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,
stars in award-nominated
You Can Count on Me
Tyrone A. Payton
Staff Reporter
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,
got his first Significant movie
recognition in this winter's You
Can Count on Me.
Viewers might recognize
Ruffalo from UPN's "The Beat."
He has currently been preoccupied
with his recent
fame from his portrayal of
Terry, a easy come-easy go
charmer who visits his
older sister to reflect upon
his current dead-end life.
His sister, Sammy,
played by Laura Linney, IS
a divorced mother with a
son of 8 who is involved
with a man who doesn't
excite her, Bob, and a new
boss she can't stand to
work with on any level.
Linney; was honored for
her portrayal of Sammy
this year, as she was norrunated
for Best Actress by the
Academy of Motion Pictures.
The story opens up with the
audience being introduced to
Sammy and Terry's parents, as
they are heading home in the
middle of a rainstorm. Then the
audience is immediately introduced
to Sammy and Terry, as
we see them at their parents'
funeral from the crash they
encountered with a semi that
night.
The beginning is a little flat
to start with, but then the movie
fast forwards to the children
when they are older and on
their own. Terry has been leading
a reckless life and decides to
rekindle his relationship with
his sister, Sammy, and her son,
lems with her new boss, played
by Matthew Broderick, though.
Broderick is in constant disturbance
over he authority that
Sammy has over him with the
workers on her side. It seems
as ifthese tow can't agree upon
anything, but out of their pent
up range must have ignited a
spark between them.
Soon Sammy is having
an affair with her boss, and
both her and Terry are back
to reliving their old lives
when they were wild teens.
The rekindling of these siblings
brings back their
rowdy behavior, but also
awakens them to their
respective dependence on
each other.
They fill the void in each
other's lives where there is
no happiness. In the end,
Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, In a scene from You each comes to this concluCan
Count on Me.
Photo courtesy of The Kenosha News sian as the movie finishes.
. Although, the beginning
Rudy [r., played by Rory is flat and the ending is slightly
Culkin. subjective, it is the middle conApparently,
he has outra- tent that is the "meat" of the
geous timing, for Sammy has story. The plot contains some
been worried sick over her rather emotional and family triwandering
brother's where- fles that are representative of
abouts. When he comes to many reoples' lives, though.
Scottsville, Terry decides to be a Overal , this movie was a true
better uncle to Rudy. He does spectacle of Ruffalo's career
so by playing caretaker to Rudy and future and will hopefully
while Sammy is off at work. be a trophy performance for
Sammy has her own prob- Linney.
Choco/at is nominated for Best Picture and tells the story of a young woman
whose enchanted sweets awaken passion In a staid French village.
Rush is a triumph and
another Oscar nominee
Tyrone A. Payton
Staff Reporter
Quills is the latest feature
starring Geoffrey Rush, in
which he pulled off another
stellar performance to his prior
award-winning act in Shine. As
you may recall, Rush was
awarded best actor back in 1998
when the controversial subtraction
of Leonardo DiCaprio was
left off the voting roster. This
year he is nominated again -for
his portrayal of the Marquis de
Sade, the late 18th century,
French, pornographic author.
The movie features other
phenomenal displays of acting
by Joaquin Phoenix as the
Abbey Cloutier, Kate WirISlet as
the laundry wench, Madeline,
and Michael Caine as the officer
of corrections, Corrder. Caine,
who was last year's winner of
Best Supporting Actor for Cider
House Rules, Wmslet, who was
nominated for her 1998 performance
ill Titanic, and Phoenix,
who IS up for Best Supporting
Actor this year for Gladiator,
assure the movie of an excellence
in quality of acting.
The story takes place in late
18th century France under the
rule of dictator, Napolean
Bonaparte. When his advisors
inform him of the peddling of
pornograp~y that is goin~ on
his country s streets, he is infuriated
and determined to
silence the author of these
crude works, the Marquis de
Sade.
The Marquis, on the other
hand, has been confined to an
asylum already for a few years
before N apolean discovered his
ways of corruption. He has
secretly distributed his work
through the chambermaid,
Madefine; played by WInslet,
by hiding his documents with
his pick up of his daily linens.
Now, the Abbey Cloutier of
the asylum, portrayed by
Phoenix, has hospitably
catered to the Marquis for the
entirety of his stay. He has
always been aware of the Marquis'
past hobby of writing his
filth, but he has been ignorant
of the Marquis' latest covert
productions of his pornography.
When Napoleon sends the
renowned Corrder, a supreme
corrections officer, played by
Caine, to intercept the coalillOn
of the Marquis and Madeline,
Cloutier is distraught over "!"
friends' betrayal. The MarqUIS
went behind Cloutier's back SO
he could distribute his work.
This leaves the abbey with the
regretful job of stril'ping. the
Marquis of all of his writing
utensils.
Unknowingly to the residents
of the asylum, when the
Marq~lf:ts stripped of his ink
and qui ,the asylum truly
becomes a madhouse. Will the
entire asylum start to snowb!",
into destruction? Will saruty
ever be restored again?
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History professor makes transition from Parkside to Princeton
Ruyayeem Rashid . Parkside" says Rodriguez.
Rodriguez was hired as a visiting
assistant professor and
was offered a tenure-track
position, which he declined.
Rodriguez chose Princeton
because, . "it was a great
opporturuty to work with
some of the leading academics
in [his] field and teach in the
broad area of southwestern
United States history." In
addition to teaching classes,
he plans to do research in the
area of social movements and
civil rights in both the southwest
and among Mexican
Americans on the Midwestern
frontier.
Jerry Greenfield, chair of
the History department, said
"I was happy for him - Princeton
is one of the finest universities
in the nation, so it was a
great opportunity for Professor
Rodriguez."
Parkside interviewed
Rodriguez in September 2000,
and he joined the University
in January 2001. He was hired
to focus on the United States
civil rights history and on the
Mexican American history
component in particular.
The history department is
currently looking for a
replacement to fill the position
left vacant by Rodriguez. "We
returned to the search after
Professor Rodriguez let us
know that he had the Princeton
offer. The search committee
already has had candidates
[and] ... We hope to have a
positive response within a few
weeks"said Greenfield.
Rodriguez is a Mexican
American who was born in
Wisconsin, and settled in
southeastern Wisconsin. He
graduated from the University
of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
with a bachelor's degree in
History. He received both his
Master and Ph.D. degrees
from Northwestern University.
Rodriguez is presently
attending law school at the
University of WisconsinMadison,
where he plans to
graduate in 2001 with a Juris
Doctorate.
- Staff Reporter
A
t the end of the 2000-
01 school year, Marc
Rodriguez , visiting
assistantprofessor of History
will be leaving Parkside and
;tar\ing his new job as ~
assistantprofessor In the History
del'artment at Princeton
Umverstty.
"Everyone here at UWParksidehas
been so helpful
and supportive of me, and 1
willllllSS the entire staff and
student population here at
Do,you expect to
graduate in May?
Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists continued
stop by the office located in
the lower level of Wyllie
across from the Career Center.
Meetings are informal and
open to everyone. Bring food
and a friend and stop by the
office next Monday at noon.
For more information, call the
office at 595-2287 and ask for
either Brenda Dunham or
Sarah Olsen.
from trained managers.
"Parkside should be proud
of their paper" says Graphic
Designer Pete Forchette.
"The conference has given
The Ranger staff the ability to
make this happen."
Next year, qualified members
of the staff will be able to
travel to New Orleans for the
National College Media Convention
taking place October
25 - 28. "I think it is important
for everyone to attend
these conferences. They give
invaluable experience and are
a great opportunity to network
with professionals in
the field" says Olsen.
Anyone interested in taking
a part in shaping the
future of the newspaper,
either by writing or giving an
opinion, is encouraged to
ableto network with leading
professionals in newspaper
design.
This conference has given
the students of Parkside the
opportunity to take part in
some exciting changes. Not
only will the readers benefit
from improved writing and
more interesting articles,
future staff members will now
haveleadership and guidance
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Why I'm Fat
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor-in-Chief
M
y boyfriend watches
me as Iturn one
way, smooth the
spread of my hips in the mirror,
twist around, examine the
expanse of my hindself, then
whirl to the front and let out an
exasperated sigh. firm so fat!"
Well, not fat, not really. That
is to say, I'm not obese.
"You're not fat!" he asserts,
with a tone warning that he
does not want to hear me run
down the usual list of fatty
assets. His anger is the typical
response to my whining; it is
typical of all men who hear a
woman make this famous
assertion. The answer is formulaic
and expected. So, why
do women say it if we know
they are going to answer with
the prescribed reply?
Iam not attempting to make
myself the center of attention,
and Iam definitely not fishing
for compliments. I am well
aware that anyone skilled in
basic manners is not going to
tell me I'm fat to my face, even
if they think I really am. It is
not to fulfill my ego. I do not
want you to tell me that I am
skinny, nor do.I want you to
tell me that I am perfect,
because I'm not. Ibelieve that
many men think a compliment
is the motive behind our claim,
that our egos are so pitiful they
need to be stroked at least once
an hour. I can not defend all
women, but I can assure you
that my ego is not as needy
and pathetic as to actually
announce to any person that I
am grossly fat, in hopes of a
reflexive compliment in return.
Perhaps, as you read this,
you are rolling your eyes, wondering
at the audacity of someone
who would complain
about something so seerrungly
trivial in comparison to a larger
social issue such as world
hunger. Let me assure you that
this is not trivial to me or to
most other typical women. I
am constantly submerged in
thin ima~es, slogans are sublimated
With attacks on my selfesteem,
and the forced competition
to look better than the
next woman is fierce. A large
part of my life has been consumed
with this incessant
worry; in fact, a large portion
of my day is devoted to mentally
berating myself for my
numerous bodily flaws.
The path to finding the
truth about why Ibelieve Iam
fat is a difficult and treacherous
one. It is wrought by
media representations, distorted
by self-perception, and
clouded with painful memories.
It seems an insurmountable
task to explicate the pain
that is invisible to society, the
double-standard
that is acceptable in
everyday media,
and the shame that
is a constant source
of confusion to me.
You may not
understand the pressure
that a woman
feels continuously
harassing her
throughout a typical
day. As a woman, I
am taught to be
uneasy about my
appearance.
On any given_
morning, I wake up
to hear an announcer
on the radio touting
the newest product
on the diet market
a miracle
weight· loss pill. He
explains the logic for
using the miracle
diet (thinner thighs,
a flat, firm, stomach,
a shapelier butt) and
finishes with an acute observation
- "If your diet hasn't
worked for you yet, what
makes you think it ever will?"
The television is on as my
usual morning routine is
rehearsed. Cover Girl reminds
me, the target audience, to use
their concealer if Iwant to be
an "ea.sy,,, h,reezy, beautiful
cover girl, L oreal encourages
me to beautify "Because I'm
worth .it," and Maybelline
whispers if Iwasn't born with
it, at least they can help
. ("Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's Maybelline").
My breakfast is a healthy
and nutritional shake, courtesy
of Slim-Fast. While I thumb
through a woman's magazine,
an article leaps out of the page
encouraging me to accept my
body the way it is. Opposite
the article is an ad picturing an
impossibly skinny woman and
a gorgeous man staring lovingly
down at her. All this is
bother me. Why indeed? Inthe
grand scheme of the universe,
my body weight is not important.
It will not land me a good
job, provide me with lots of
money, or secure my personal
_happiness - or will it? In my
experience, beauty and figure
are many times the inducement
for all these things. Are
women valuable to the Sports
Illustrated swimsuit edition
because they have a charming
personality and a sharp sense
of wit? Does the "fat
girl" you personally
know have dates
every weekend and
men who value her
intellect over her
appearance? How
many times have
you overheard a
male telling his
friends he would
never go out with a
certain girl because
IIshe exceeds his
maximum weight
limit?"
For women, the
relationship between
money ana appearance
is undeniable.
On weekends, I
work as a cocktail
waitress at a trendy
nightclub. Jessica,
my conservativelyclad
co-worker, has
been told if she
Cartoonby TyroneA. Payton wants a bigger tip,
she should show
barely able to fit into Calvin more cleavage. Iwear uncomKlein's
definition of an accept- fortably tight leather clothing,
able size for the female body. and not much of it, and I get
My fixation with fatness the tip she was denied.
begins, but doesn't end here. It A new bartender started
is cemented whenever Ilook in working at the bar. She has
the mirror and see a woman blonde hair, blue eyes, and
with thighs that don't have wears a size 5. "She's so hot"
three inches of space between "She's my dream girl," "He'v,
them, a stomach that lacks a what's that hot blonde chick's
defined six-pack, and an ass name?" "I'm waiting for that
that equals two of Kate Moss'. one - she can have my tip any
The "ideal woman" is the one day!"
pictured irr'Bowflex commer- Damn, why did she have to
cials, the one cast for the start working here? She's getromantic
lead in a movie, the ting all my tips .
one who smiles from the All these reasons have ferglossy
pages of a magazine. mented and infected my mind
This IS the reason Iwork out - - the fear of being passed over
not for health, not to increase by a love interest, of being
the longevity of my life, and undervalued because Iam not
not for personal enjoyment. It attractive physically, and of
is to lose weight and look "bet- not being able to wear cute
ter" in society's eyes. The loss clotJ:tes. because full-figure
or gam of a few pounds is the fashion IS far from fashionable.
impetus for elation or despair. Ihave been terrified into a rigAt
-this point, you may be orous workout schedule, have
wondering why Ilet all this learned to hate every sweetslurped
down with my morning
cup of coffee.
Shopping in a department
store is possibly the most grueling
attack on my sense of
well being. I am always
ashamed to find that Iwear the
largest size in the junior's
department, and, that a size
13714 borders on being fullfigured.
Calvin Klein does not
make sizes beyond mine, a
message that is not missed or
misunderstood. Clearly, I am
March 8, 2001
tasting morsel Ieat, and have
adapted to fear the opinion of
others. This is not a selfinduced
fear. Ido not imagine
these things; they are very real
pervasive, and harmful. 1 feel
as if Ihave no choice but to be
obsessed with my body
weight. If Iam not careful, all
the terrible things that "fat
girls" go through will Soon
become my fate. I may seem
vain in the sense that Iseem
preoccupied with my physical
appearance. Vanity, however,
suggests a certain satisfaction
with one's appearance, the
belief that perfection has been
achieved. r could not be any
farther away from this in my
mind. It is the rare occasion
when Ihave looked in the mirror
and have not had a ready
insult na~ging at the edge of
my conscience.
If my claim is not for vanity,
for a compliment, or for an
expected answer, then it is for
two entirely different purposes.
On the most basic level, itis
a weak plea for understanding,
for empathy in its simplest
form. Iwant someone to relate
to my self-loathing, a person
who knows what it is like to be
unhappy with the reflection in
the mirror. If you simply
answer with "You're not fat,"
then Iknow you don't understand.
Ask me to explain
myself, let me sniffle on your
shoulder as I explain my deficiencies,
or tell me that you
understand what it is like not
to live up to a certain image.
Explain to me that you know
why I think I'm fat but that you
don't agree.
Secondly, I am pleading
with you to stop buying into
the mediated images of feminine
perfection. I need you to
realize that although the skinniest
model may be attractive,
so is the healthiest of "real"
women. Allow yourself to
appreciate the feminine body
in it.s various forms, not just
the Image that is repeated in
every commercial, ad, and
music video. Tell the woman in
your life that you think she is
beautiful to you, not because
she has the thinnest, longest
legs, not because her butt can
fit in the palm of your hand,
and not because her six-pack
rivals that of your own. Tell
her that she is perfect because
she was made just they way
you warited.
M8ldl 8. 2001 THe Fl~
Remembering
the Homeland
The nostal/?ic memories take my breath away;
Remembermg the great time spent back home'
Gone are those days with the flashing of time;'
Never to come back again;
I wish, they leave the footprints behind;
Thus refreshing my thoughts and mind;
The love, care and affection of friends;
Enriched the life with memorable events;
Still, they are lively and fresh in mind;
And appear as new as an ocean tide;
Often, they make me struggle with my thoughts;
Flattering and making their own huge place;
I really long for those days to come back;
Sure I am they will;
When I'll go back to my homeland;
By Poonamdeep Sandhu
To My Parents
In verse in rhyme these lines sublime;
May reach my parents at home in good time;
Oh my parents;
Ur touch makes me feel so warm;
I always want u close to me;
U can help me to reach my destiny;
I am lucky to have parents like u;
U are loving and so much caring too;
I pray to God that u may live long;
And I keep listening to u like a sweet song;
My life without u is meaningless;
Like without a king we can't play chess;
U are the ones whom I love the most;
The status of parents is like a dignified post;
I am proud to be ur daughter dear;
It's u who understand me without reserve and fear;
To have u as my parents;
I feel so glad;
All strength in me is given by u;
U guide and teach me what to do;
I am thankful to u for being so kind;
So while doing my work I keep u in mind;
The trust u have in me;
I'll never let that trust to break;
I can do anything;
Oh my parents for ur sake;
U do so much for us right now;
There will be time when we will repay u;
I promise that we will do our best;
And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD OF U"
By Poonamdeep Sandhu
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"Portraits of Parks ide"
Black & White Photo Contest
The Admissions Office is holding a Black & White photo contest
All UW·Parkside studenis are encouraged to participate,
Create a theme for your entries or take candid snaps of
the University community.
Prizes ~illbe awarded for selected photos.
Watch the Ranger News for more details.
This is your chance to create your own "Portrall5 of P.rkslde:
REMEMBER; Photos need to be in black & white; color photos nol accepted.
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Intramural Volleyball Standings
TEAM Wms
StrikeIS
The Avengers
Monkeys
FiTaBis
Odd Style
Shaken Not Stirred
Results:
February22
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Odd Style forfeited to FiTaBis
Shaken Not Stirred forfeited to The Avengers
Loses Pet.
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Strikers defeated Odd Style
Strikers defeated Shaken Not Stirred
15-6, 3-15, 15-4
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16-14,15-5,15-6
158
151.5
115
NAIA National Wrestling Championships
4. Lindenwood University 114.5 7. Embry Riddle University (Az)
5. Montana St.-Northern 106.5 8. UW-Parkside
6. Cumberland College (Ky) 97.5 9.Mount St. Clare (Iowa)
10. Simon Frasier University
86.5
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Very Involved at Parkside
V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...
Thriving in Chaos
by Marcy Hufendick, Student Health and Counseling
Monday, March 26, 2001
3:00 p.m. Union 106
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W
hen the Information
Technology
Practice Center
(ITPC) opened, the main purpose
was to give computer science
and MIS students handson
experience with current
technology. The second purpose
was to give undergraduates
students the opportunity
to work on projects with the
ITPC business partners. This
lab was a joint project between
the University and Snap-On
Tools, SC Johnson Wax and
Harley Davidson. The idea
originated from Cory Mason,
an alumni of Parkside, who is
director of Information Services
at Harley Division.
Dirk Baldwin, Associate
Professor of Information Systems,
says, "I think the ITPC
Jab is an important symbol of a
strong partnership between
Harley Division, Johnson Wax,
Snap-on, and UW-Parkside.
The relationship allows students
to work with professors
and IS professionals to develop
problem solving, leadership,
teamwork and design
skills." He also went on to say,
"The relationship also allows
the students to use some of the
latest equipment used in
industry. I think it is an exciting
opportunity for UW-Parkside
that distinguishes us
from many other universities.
"
When asked about the success
of the lab, Professor Baldwin
said, "I think this lab is
very successful, but we are
just starting." He also indicated
that the long-term overall
success of the lab is based on
short-term goals, such as each
individual project and semester,
and long-term goals.
"However, we have project
goals each year and sub-goals
each semester. At least along
some dimensions we canmeasure
our success by comparing
progress to our project goals.
On a longer-term basis, we
will measure success through
our relationships with the
partners, the number of MIS
and computer science students
using the lab, the number
of new MIS and computer
science students in the program,
and the placement of
March 8, 2001
our students in full time jobs."
This lab is different from a
standard lab due to the fact it
is only used, for special projects
and contains software
that is not available in other
labs, such as Visual Studio,
Oracle and Business Objects.
Secondly, it is set up in more
of a conference format
so that students
can work on
projects ill teams.
The main emphasis
is partnership.
For example, students
enrolled in
the Database Management
Systems
class can use the
lab for extra credit
projects. .
Currently,
mostly MIS students
use this lab
and an occasional
computer science
student who is
working on a project
with Professor
Baldwin. One of
the plans to
improve the lab
includes more The Information Technology Practice Center, sponsored by Harley Davidson, Snap.()n
com put e r s , Tools, and Johnson Professionals, gives MIS and IS students hands-on experience.
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departme;'t plans to create a skills that are difficult to
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p.m. A driver ,was
ci ted for failure to
stop at a stop sign.
Inc 01-179 HarassmentThreats,
University
Apartments, 3:47
p.m. A student
reported two other
students are threatening
and harassing
her. Residence Life
staff will handle any
discipline issues.
Student does not want
any further action
taken at this time.
02127/01
mph in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-182 Traffic
Violation, Wood Road
& Outer Loop Road,
11:41 p.m. A driver
was cited for failure
to stop at a stop
sign.
03/01/01
Inc 01-183 Personal
Property Theft,
Ranger HalL 10:19
a.m. A student
reported the theft of
a watch which. had
been left in a shower
room.
02/25101 Inc, 01-174 Emergency
Crlsls Intervention
Ranger Hall, 7:20
p.m. Officer
responded to a
reported student who
had been drinking and .
mlght become suicidal.
A UW-P counselor
was contacted and
officer along with a
housing director,
spoke at length with
the student until the
situation was no
longer serious.
Inc 01-176 Possession
of Marijuana, Universi
ty Apartments,
11:23 p.m. Officers
checking on a marijuana
complaint
found the room. full
of a smoke smell consistent
with marijuana.
One individual
was issued a
citation for possession
of marijuana.
02/26/01
Inc 01-172 Security
Alarm, Tallent Hall,
Educator's Credi t
Union, 10:59 a.m.
Officer answering a
motionalarm, checked
the of f ice area but
no-one was inside.
Alarm was canceled
and reset.
Inc 01-180 'Traffic
Violation, CTH E at
CTH JR, 12:17 a.m.
While on routine
patrol, officer
observed a vehicle in
front of him which
was displaying
expired plates. Driver
was cited for
non-registration of
vehicle. Plates had
been expired for
almost five months.
Inc 01-184 Traffic
Accident, Union parking
lot, 4:46 p.m.
One student's vehicle
struck another student's
vehicle. There
were no injuries to
the drivers. State
accident report completed.
Inc 01-185 Fire Alarm,
Molinaro Hall, 4:59
p.m~ Officer responding
to an alarm
checked the area and
found no smoke or
fire. .
Inc 01-1.77 Security
Alarm, Wyllie Computer
Support, 6:50
a.m. Officer
responding to an
alarm found it had
been set off accidentally
by an employee.
Area was found to be
clear.
Inc 01-173 Animals,
900 Wood Road, .1
mile South of CTH A,
1:20 p.m. Officer
found a dog behind
the power plant with
no ID tags. Humane
officer was called
and he took custody
of the animal.
Inc 01-181 Traffic
Violation, CTH E,
west of CTH JR, 6:25
p.m. A driver was
cited for speeding 64
Inc 01-178
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Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
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• Free tutoring is being
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• Extended cab, third door,
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2011 or Roseann Mason at
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Career .C~nter, Wyllie 0173.
Case Management Assistant
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• Assist Senior Case manager
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group and individual counseling
sessions.
• Be a team member for case
plan reviews. .
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for case plan changes,
suspensions or discharges.
• Act as program staff liaison
to newsletter publishing
committee.
Public Information and
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Center
• Assist Director and clinical
staff including contracted
professionals with the compilation,
layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program
brochures,
• Collect and prepare articles
regarding veterans and
homelessness or other concerns,
and assist resident to
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• Assistin the coordination of
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servmg the homefess populations
in Racine County
Assist the Homeless Ass~
tance. Coalition in arranging
meetings, mali notices
record notes of meelin~
and decisions and developa
generic brochure to advance
the mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing
Studies
• Conduct safety checks of
homes.
• Run records.
• In terview prospective foster
parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into
licensed homes.
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service groups, community
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March 8, 2001
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Page 4
Go ahead and spoil
yoanrelf with Choco/at
Page 5
TIre Rallger Uncovered
Page 6
Student Voices
WhyI'm Fat
Page 7
Student Voices Cont'd
Page 9
Sports
Page 10
Information Technology
PracticeCenter Revisited
Page 11
Police Beat
',0 • ~r of the Week: -ilhOlsen
,
University of Wisconsin-Parkside
UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek \
Tyrone A Payton
Staff Reporters
-
TIo UW-Parkside students
carneto the aid of
two senior citizens
trapped inside a vehicle on a
flooded bridge of Petrifying
Springs Park Sunday, February
25th. Inside the marooned vehicle
were Glorianna Daggy, 79,
and Rose Bruno, 88.
The students, Joseph Donnerbauer
and David Place, both
Parkside j0l;igers, waded
through the chilly water to pull
the women out of the car. "I
didn't have a choice" said Place.
After three trips to get the
women, their walkers, and a
blanket from the back of the
vehicle, the two students
wrapped the ladies in the blanket
and offered the shirts off
their backs to keep the women's
feetwarm.
The women had been
stranded on the flooded bridge
for approximately an hour, and
claimed they saw three other
cars come down to the bridge
and turn back.
-"I figured any decent person
would have came out and
helped:' remarked Donnerbauer.
"You'd think a person
would have some feelings
inside."
As Donnerbauer comforted
the ailing victims, Place ran to
dial 911. Fortunately Joseph
KickIer and his family were
approximately 100 yards away.
Fickler was completely
unaware of the ladies' distress
call,but when Placepleaded for
help, Fickler and his wife, Julie,
and his daughter and son,
Stephanie and Christopher,
Peek under the covers
The Ranger News exposed
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor~in-Chief
All work and no play
makes for a boring newspaper.
As you can see from the
r.hoto, the staff found time to
'play" after conferences and
seminars while in San FranCISco.
"I think my favorite part of
the trip was getting to ~ee our
staff in an 'out of office SItuation"
says Design Manager
Pete Forchette. "And who
could forget Aunt Charlie's,
the drag queen show?" That's
right, a drag queen show. I
had the rare op,Bortunity to
compete in the 'Queen for a
Night" contest and managed
to come in a close second.
"I learned- never to' mix
drag S1ueenswith Raspberry
Stoley said Christine Agaiby,
advertising manager. "All
you get is a severe hangover
and some interesting photos"
(look inside for photos from
the show). The conference
was a unique experience for
the staff not only because they
were able to
learn a great
deal of informationabout
the newspaper
business,
but because
they had the
opportuni ty
to learn more
about each
other. Turn
to the inside
page to get to
know your
newspaper
staff a httle
Between the sheets from left to right: ~renda ~unham, better.
Pete Forchette, Sarah Olsen, and Christine Agalby.
gladly gave up their
jackets and outer winter
clothing. As Place
took the garments back
to the women to help
keep them warm, Fickler
and his familyraced
their vehicle over to a
nearby gas station to
dial 911.
After Somers rescue
squad members
arrived on the scene to
escort the two ladies to
Aurora Healthcare center,
the Pickler family
offeredthe two heroes a
seatin their car to try to
warm them up.
The two women are
home safe today and
say they hold the highest
respect for the two
student heroes that
carne to their aid.
"Parkside joggers Joseph Donnerbauer
(left) and Davey Place (right) stand on the
bridge where the rescue took place.
Newspaper staff creates
legacy for journalists
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor-in-Chief
The staff of The Ranger
News returned from the
National College Newspaper
Convention Sunday, March
25th prepared to toss tradition
and custom out the window.
Armed with enthusiasm
and newly acquired
knowledge, the staff is working
to transform The Ranger
into the true voice of the student
body by ushering in a
new legacy of journahsm at
Parkside.
The first order of business
to be performed upon returning
to Parkside was to shock
the reporters at the regular
Monday meeting. "1 told the
reporters that the newspaper
sucks, but we now have the
ability to change 'that" says
Sarah Olsen, co-editor-inchief.
"We did not know how
to properly run a newspaper·
before, but that is not the case
anymore."
Staff members are busy
sharing the knowledge they
learned at the conference and
training a team to take over
the newspaper next year.
Attendants of the regular
Monday meetings are taking
part in seminars designed to
help writers become better
journalists. The reporters are
learning basic journalism
skills such as how to write a
better headline and how to
get a good interview, with
more information on the way.
In addition to implementing
new training techniques,
the staff has been restructured
and new positions have been
created. The staff is recruiting
journalists, investigative
reporters, cartoonists, political
analysts, design and layout
managers, and opinion
essayists who are willing to
be innovative and take risks.
The most obvious change
to the newspaper is apparent
in the new layout designed by
Forchette. "In order to be able
to compete with other newspapers,
the design needed to
become more innovative, daring,
original, and fun" says
Porchette, who attended several
seminars where he was
Continued on page 5
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THe AI:lNc::eA March 8, 2001
March 12-16
Spring Break. ..enjoy!
March 12
· • Arts: ALIVE! presents "Annie," 7:30p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, sold
out
March 16 -; 18
• Second Annual Parkside Regional Science Fair, various campus locations
March 20
• Softball vs. Lakeland College, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 21
• George Lindquist, classical guitar, free and open to the public, noon, Union
Cinema Theater
• Soup and Substance: "NOT the Sound of Music: Austria in the New Europe"
w /Laura Gellott, free w / free soup and bread, Union 104-106
• Arts: ALIVEI presents The Riverside Symphony, 7:30 p.m., Communication
Arts Theatre, tickets $16. For ticket information, call (262) 595-2345.
March 22- 25
• Foreign Film: Topsy-Turvy, England, show times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8
p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater
March 22- 25
• NCAA National Fencing Championships, Petretti Fieldhouse/Sports and
Activity Center
March 23
• Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182,
free, refreshments served
• Race, Class and Gender Study Groul," "Palace Walk" by Naguib Mahfouz,
Molinaro 111, 3:30 p.m.; for information, call Linda Madsen (262) 595-2162
or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu
March 23- 27
• Latino Film Festival, Union Cinema Theater, films and show times to be
announced
March 24
• Evening In: Pakistan, Union Dining Room, sponsored by UW-Parkside Center
for International Studies.
March 27
• Lecrn"re:Magdalen Hsu-Li, part of Distinguished Lecture Series, two programs:
noon and 7p.m., Union Cinema Theater, sponsored by Campus Cul.
tural Program Committee, open to campus and commuruty
• Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Peter Baime on
musical composition, 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free
March 28
.• University Chorale and Voices, Melanie Jacobson, director, free and opento
the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater
• Latinos Unidos discussion: Puerto Rico: Three Points of View- Commonwealth,
State, or independent country, time and location to be announced
• Softball vs. Concordia College, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 29 - April 1
Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur./Fri. 7:30
p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater
March 29
• Multicultural Quiz Bowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, sponsored
by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program.
• Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 30
• Speaker: Walter Kimbrough, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity member speaks on
history of fraternities and sororities; with a discussion pledging, hazing,
and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkside CIO
March 31
• Baseball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheader
• Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader
I"Co-Editors-in-ehief
Brenda Dunham
. ah Olsen
The Ranger is now hiring
cartoonists. Call 595-2287 for
more infol o are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content
dbe delivered to the RaJw:er office (WYlllJ..139C) . letters must be typed di cl d' be free from
lcation,;~~,.a:~thPr;fl'name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to :-it .illl~~~author s name and phone number. Letters must
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The Ranger News' uncovered
"I'm from
Wes-KON-sin!"
ByBrenda Dunham
One night Christine, Sarah,
and I went for dessert at Mel's
Diner. Our waiter asked
where we were from, and
when I responded with "We're
from Wisconsin" he laughed
and repeated "Wes-KONsin?!"
Apparently, we all have
accents - ken ya imagen that,
eh? Westarted taking notice of
our Canadian accents and
quickly became the butts of
our own jokes.
I, however, won the award
for "Most Predominant WesKON-sin
Accent." Don't ya
know that San Francisco doesn't
have cows, unless it is a
statue in front of Hard Rock
Cafe?
Just to warn you if you go to
San Francisco don't be asking
for a Tyme machine. People
will think ya're literally nuts.
San Franciscans don't have
bubblers, they drink from
water fountains. They also
don't have soda, they drink
pop. If'n ya ken remember the
lingo you'll be better off than
us, and maybe you won't even
be laughed at.
As ya can imagen its good
to be horne were the way I talk
doesn't stand out so much.
However I'll have to be
putting my cote (coat) and
boo-uts (boots) back on.
The Walking Germ
By Dan White
b Unfortunately, I ended ul?,
emg "the walking germ'
because I caught a cold due to
the change ill the climate.
Although 1was sick for a good
portion of the trip I did manage
to attend the seminars.
I also managed to give a
cold to another member of the
group and who knows how
many other people!
I learned many keys to
maintaining the funds of the
newspaper, successful advertising
strategies, and to not
blow your nose with hotel
Kleenex (it really hurts after
too many blows!)
Hopefully, the techniques I
learned will keep the newspaper
healthy - unlike myself!
"When in Rome, do
as the Romans"
By Pete Forchette
During the normal school
day, it is not uncommon for
people to hear me quote a
song, poem, or movie. But
while in San Francisco, I found
myself saying a quote in particular
more than any other -
"While in Rome, do as the
Romans."
Now, don't get carried
away, as I certainly didn't, I
assure you. But one can't help
but notice how different things
are away from Keno-where
(Kenosha).
One of the very first things
that struck me as odd was the
ride from the airport in San
Francisco to our hotel downtown.
We were graciously
escorted by our taxi cab driver,
first tluough a red and blue
gang war zone, and then past a
popular transsexual prostitution
comer. Now, you Just
can't find those kind of things
in your backyard around here .:
The next morning I awoke
to the hustle and bustle of the
city life below me. Hills made
of buildings and houses dictated
the movements of all the
sports cars, buses, and trolleys
that crawled along its alleys.
The wildlife we encountered
along the- way later that
week also made me stop and
think. The waiter at the Hard
Rock Cafe got us all "rowdy,"
a metallic robot man was passing
out candy to strangers for
spare change. And who could
forget about Aunt Charlie, the
eccentric, cross-dressing drag
queen? --
So, as you can see I had
plenty of reasons for blurting
out my quote of quotes during
my adventure ill Rome, I mean
San Francisco. And in case
you were wondering, no, I
didn't leave my heart there.
The Bitch
By Sarah Olsen
Sometimes in life we are
forced to assume a role that is
not our usual disposition.
While in San Francisco, I
became "The Bitch" of the
group - not to my group, just
to those who got in my way.
The first time my temper
was tested was when we
arrived in St. Louis for a layover.
After a quick bite to eat,
we headed to the ticket
counter ready to embark on
our connecting flight to the
golden city. Imagine our surprise
when the snippy flight
attendant announced, "Your
plane already left."
Immediately my hand flew
to my hip and my inner bitch
was unleashed. "What do you
mean our plane left? We still
have at least one minute before
the .plane is supposed to
depart!"
Needless to say, we are not
seasoned travelers and this
experience has laught us a
valuable lesson regarding time
management.
After an extended layover,
and an impossibly long flight,
we finally arrived at the hotel,
6 a.m, Wisconsin time, 4 a.m.
San Francisco time. We
trudged to the counter, ready
to welcome some Holiday Inn
hospitality. The gentleman at
the counter punched our
names into the counter and
promptly announced, "We do
not have your rooms anymore."
Now, I am not normally a
horrible person, but our little
friend at the counter would
swear otherwise. "What do
you mean we don't have a
room?" I asked, as a deadly
caIm settled over the lobby.
I'm not sure what happened
next, but according to
first-hand accounts, my eyes
glowed red, my head spun in
circles on my neck, and the
man at the counter suddenly
found two available rooms.
Tour Guide Barbie
By Christine Agaiby
"Rise and shine everybody,
we have a busy day ahead of
us and we can t just waste the
day in bed now, can we?" You
may think it's easy_ always
being the peppy, energetic one,
but maybe you should try
waking up four crab-asses
used to sleeping in until afternoon
class.
On the agenda for the first
day, we started with breakfast
at Ghiradelli Square where I
forced scalding posh coffee
down their tluoats. I wanted
lively group members at the
meetings, not sleep)' ones.
After the morning conferences
we had lunch in Chinatown
where I forced them to eat crab
rangoons. No one was going to
be Jicky about trying new
foo on this trip; I didn't care
if ther were allergic to shellfish.
then quickly ushered
them into the trolley headed
towards Fisherman's Wharf
where we utilized brief photo
opportunities. I had something
truly special planned for
the evening. We sang and
danced, mingling with the best
of the locals at Aunt Charlie's,
a drag queen hot spot.
All this and more, packed
into one exhausting day.
Besides planning every detail
of the trip, I was also responsible
for translating for the WesKon-sinite,
soothing the germ,
taming the Roman, and calming
the bitch._
As you can see, we truly did
succeed in doing it all on this
trip and still made it to all our
meetings without a problem. I
hope you've all enjoyed reading
about our wonderful experience
and have found the trip
'to be as fascinating as we did.
It was great having you along
as you ventured through our
grand voyage to San Francisco.
B'bye now. B'bye, B'bye. B'bye,
now. B'bye. Are they lone
yet. ..are thJ::Jlkne? Goo ,my
cheeks are . . g me. I really
can't smile this much anymore.
Can I take a break now? Just a
little break? Great.
WHAT'S
ON YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English
major or aspiring
journalist, and have
not yet written for a
newspaper, what are
you waiting for?
Add skills to your
resume that employers
are looking for -
writing, interviewing,
editing and so much
more.
The Ranger News is
now hiring all positions
for the Spring
2001 semester. Stop
by the office, located
across from the .
Career Center in
lower Wyllie hall.
Meetings are Mondays
from noon to
Ip.m. and are open to
all interested persons.
When you
graduate,
what will you
have to offer?
March 8, 2001
Go ahead and spoil yourself with Chaco/at
Lynn Garcia
Staff Reporter
C
hoco/at, nominated for
Best Picture, takes
place in a small
French village. Almost everyone
in the community is religious
and does not allow
themselves to enjoy the pleasures
of life. The mayor,
Comte de Reynaud (Alfred
Molina), literally runs the village.
The young priest has to
have his sermon looked at and
approved before he preaches
it to the village people. It's
almost as if the mayor is God.
Vianne Rocher (Juliette
Binoche) and her daughter,
Anouk arrive in the village
and open a chocolate shop
just in time for Lent. They are
immediately looked down
upon since they do not attend
church and are tempting people
during such a sacred time.
Vianne keeps her chin up and
befriends her landlady,
Armande Voizen (Judi
Dench), who feels as if she is
all alone in the world.
Armande's daughter will not
speak to her or allow her to
see her grandson. Vianne tries
her best to keep her business
afloat. She gives out free sampies
and soon the customers
return for more.
In the meantime some river
rats arrive and the mayor tries
to run them out of town.
Vianne hires Roux to do some
handy work around the shop.
This doesn't sit well with the
Mayor and he comes up with
a plan to get rid of Vianne.
Comte de Reynaud gets
sick of everyone spoiling
themselves with chocolate so
he writes a sermon telling the
village people that Vianne is
Satan and that her sweet treat
is like the forbidden fruit.
Will the community listen
and not return to Vianne's
shop or will the people continue
to indulge in the chocolate?
I strongly suggest seeing
this film. Itis absolutely fantastic.
The performances are
superb and the story is thoroughly
enjoyable. I hope that
the film is recognized and
takes at least one Oscar home.
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,
stars in award-nominated
You Can Count on Me
Tyrone A. Payton
Staff Reporter
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,
got his first Significant movie
recognition in this winter's You
Can Count on Me.
Viewers might recognize
Ruffalo from UPN's "The Beat."
He has currently been preoccupied
with his recent
fame from his portrayal of
Terry, a easy come-easy go
charmer who visits his
older sister to reflect upon
his current dead-end life.
His sister, Sammy,
played by Laura Linney, IS
a divorced mother with a
son of 8 who is involved
with a man who doesn't
excite her, Bob, and a new
boss she can't stand to
work with on any level.
Linney; was honored for
her portrayal of Sammy
this year, as she was norrunated
for Best Actress by the
Academy of Motion Pictures.
The story opens up with the
audience being introduced to
Sammy and Terry's parents, as
they are heading home in the
middle of a rainstorm. Then the
audience is immediately introduced
to Sammy and Terry, as
we see them at their parents'
funeral from the crash they
encountered with a semi that
night.
The beginning is a little flat
to start with, but then the movie
fast forwards to the children
when they are older and on
their own. Terry has been leading
a reckless life and decides to
rekindle his relationship with
his sister, Sammy, and her son,
lems with her new boss, played
by Matthew Broderick, though.
Broderick is in constant disturbance
over he authority that
Sammy has over him with the
workers on her side. It seems
as ifthese tow can't agree upon
anything, but out of their pent
up range must have ignited a
spark between them.
Soon Sammy is having
an affair with her boss, and
both her and Terry are back
to reliving their old lives
when they were wild teens.
The rekindling of these siblings
brings back their
rowdy behavior, but also
awakens them to their
respective dependence on
each other.
They fill the void in each
other's lives where there is
no happiness. In the end,
Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, In a scene from You each comes to this concluCan
Count on Me.
Photo courtesy of The Kenosha News sian as the movie finishes.
. Although, the beginning
Rudy [r., played by Rory is flat and the ending is slightly
Culkin. subjective, it is the middle conApparently,
he has outra- tent that is the "meat" of the
geous timing, for Sammy has story. The plot contains some
been worried sick over her rather emotional and family triwandering
brother's where- fles that are representative of
abouts. When he comes to many reoples' lives, though.
Scottsville, Terry decides to be a Overal , this movie was a true
better uncle to Rudy. He does spectacle of Ruffalo's career
so by playing caretaker to Rudy and future and will hopefully
while Sammy is off at work. be a trophy performance for
Sammy has her own prob- Linney.
Choco/at is nominated for Best Picture and tells the story of a young woman
whose enchanted sweets awaken passion In a staid French village.
Rush is a triumph and
another Oscar nominee
Tyrone A. Payton
Staff Reporter
Quills is the latest feature
starring Geoffrey Rush, in
which he pulled off another
stellar performance to his prior
award-winning act in Shine. As
you may recall, Rush was
awarded best actor back in 1998
when the controversial subtraction
of Leonardo DiCaprio was
left off the voting roster. This
year he is nominated again -for
his portrayal of the Marquis de
Sade, the late 18th century,
French, pornographic author.
The movie features other
phenomenal displays of acting
by Joaquin Phoenix as the
Abbey Cloutier, Kate WirISlet as
the laundry wench, Madeline,
and Michael Caine as the officer
of corrections, Corrder. Caine,
who was last year's winner of
Best Supporting Actor for Cider
House Rules, Wmslet, who was
nominated for her 1998 performance
ill Titanic, and Phoenix,
who IS up for Best Supporting
Actor this year for Gladiator,
assure the movie of an excellence
in quality of acting.
The story takes place in late
18th century France under the
rule of dictator, Napolean
Bonaparte. When his advisors
inform him of the peddling of
pornograp~y that is goin~ on
his country s streets, he is infuriated
and determined to
silence the author of these
crude works, the Marquis de
Sade.
The Marquis, on the other
hand, has been confined to an
asylum already for a few years
before N apolean discovered his
ways of corruption. He has
secretly distributed his work
through the chambermaid,
Madefine; played by WInslet,
by hiding his documents with
his pick up of his daily linens.
Now, the Abbey Cloutier of
the asylum, portrayed by
Phoenix, has hospitably
catered to the Marquis for the
entirety of his stay. He has
always been aware of the Marquis'
past hobby of writing his
filth, but he has been ignorant
of the Marquis' latest covert
productions of his pornography.
When Napoleon sends the
renowned Corrder, a supreme
corrections officer, played by
Caine, to intercept the coalillOn
of the Marquis and Madeline,
Cloutier is distraught over "!"
friends' betrayal. The MarqUIS
went behind Cloutier's back SO
he could distribute his work.
This leaves the abbey with the
regretful job of stril'ping. the
Marquis of all of his writing
utensils.
Unknowingly to the residents
of the asylum, when the
Marq~lf:ts stripped of his ink
and qui ,the asylum truly
becomes a madhouse. Will the
entire asylum start to snowb!",
into destruction? Will saruty
ever be restored again?
,
~,,2001 THE R~GER PageS
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History professor makes transition from Parkside to Princeton
Ruyayeem Rashid . Parkside" says Rodriguez.
Rodriguez was hired as a visiting
assistant professor and
was offered a tenure-track
position, which he declined.
Rodriguez chose Princeton
because, . "it was a great
opporturuty to work with
some of the leading academics
in [his] field and teach in the
broad area of southwestern
United States history." In
addition to teaching classes,
he plans to do research in the
area of social movements and
civil rights in both the southwest
and among Mexican
Americans on the Midwestern
frontier.
Jerry Greenfield, chair of
the History department, said
"I was happy for him - Princeton
is one of the finest universities
in the nation, so it was a
great opportunity for Professor
Rodriguez."
Parkside interviewed
Rodriguez in September 2000,
and he joined the University
in January 2001. He was hired
to focus on the United States
civil rights history and on the
Mexican American history
component in particular.
The history department is
currently looking for a
replacement to fill the position
left vacant by Rodriguez. "We
returned to the search after
Professor Rodriguez let us
know that he had the Princeton
offer. The search committee
already has had candidates
[and] ... We hope to have a
positive response within a few
weeks"said Greenfield.
Rodriguez is a Mexican
American who was born in
Wisconsin, and settled in
southeastern Wisconsin. He
graduated from the University
of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
with a bachelor's degree in
History. He received both his
Master and Ph.D. degrees
from Northwestern University.
Rodriguez is presently
attending law school at the
University of WisconsinMadison,
where he plans to
graduate in 2001 with a Juris
Doctorate.
- Staff Reporter
A
t the end of the 2000-
01 school year, Marc
Rodriguez , visiting
assistantprofessor of History
will be leaving Parkside and
;tar\ing his new job as ~
assistantprofessor In the History
del'artment at Princeton
Umverstty.
"Everyone here at UWParksidehas
been so helpful
and supportive of me, and 1
willllllSS the entire staff and
student population here at
Do,you expect to
graduate in May?
Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists continued
stop by the office located in
the lower level of Wyllie
across from the Career Center.
Meetings are informal and
open to everyone. Bring food
and a friend and stop by the
office next Monday at noon.
For more information, call the
office at 595-2287 and ask for
either Brenda Dunham or
Sarah Olsen.
from trained managers.
"Parkside should be proud
of their paper" says Graphic
Designer Pete Forchette.
"The conference has given
The Ranger staff the ability to
make this happen."
Next year, qualified members
of the staff will be able to
travel to New Orleans for the
National College Media Convention
taking place October
25 - 28. "I think it is important
for everyone to attend
these conferences. They give
invaluable experience and are
a great opportunity to network
with professionals in
the field" says Olsen.
Anyone interested in taking
a part in shaping the
future of the newspaper,
either by writing or giving an
opinion, is encouraged to
ableto network with leading
professionals in newspaper
design.
This conference has given
the students of Parkside the
opportunity to take part in
some exciting changes. Not
only will the readers benefit
from improved writing and
more interesting articles,
future staff members will now
haveleadership and guidance
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Why I'm Fat
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor-in-Chief
M
y boyfriend watches
me as Iturn one
way, smooth the
spread of my hips in the mirror,
twist around, examine the
expanse of my hindself, then
whirl to the front and let out an
exasperated sigh. firm so fat!"
Well, not fat, not really. That
is to say, I'm not obese.
"You're not fat!" he asserts,
with a tone warning that he
does not want to hear me run
down the usual list of fatty
assets. His anger is the typical
response to my whining; it is
typical of all men who hear a
woman make this famous
assertion. The answer is formulaic
and expected. So, why
do women say it if we know
they are going to answer with
the prescribed reply?
Iam not attempting to make
myself the center of attention,
and Iam definitely not fishing
for compliments. I am well
aware that anyone skilled in
basic manners is not going to
tell me I'm fat to my face, even
if they think I really am. It is
not to fulfill my ego. I do not
want you to tell me that I am
skinny, nor do.I want you to
tell me that I am perfect,
because I'm not. Ibelieve that
many men think a compliment
is the motive behind our claim,
that our egos are so pitiful they
need to be stroked at least once
an hour. I can not defend all
women, but I can assure you
that my ego is not as needy
and pathetic as to actually
announce to any person that I
am grossly fat, in hopes of a
reflexive compliment in return.
Perhaps, as you read this,
you are rolling your eyes, wondering
at the audacity of someone
who would complain
about something so seerrungly
trivial in comparison to a larger
social issue such as world
hunger. Let me assure you that
this is not trivial to me or to
most other typical women. I
am constantly submerged in
thin ima~es, slogans are sublimated
With attacks on my selfesteem,
and the forced competition
to look better than the
next woman is fierce. A large
part of my life has been consumed
with this incessant
worry; in fact, a large portion
of my day is devoted to mentally
berating myself for my
numerous bodily flaws.
The path to finding the
truth about why Ibelieve Iam
fat is a difficult and treacherous
one. It is wrought by
media representations, distorted
by self-perception, and
clouded with painful memories.
It seems an insurmountable
task to explicate the pain
that is invisible to society, the
double-standard
that is acceptable in
everyday media,
and the shame that
is a constant source
of confusion to me.
You may not
understand the pressure
that a woman
feels continuously
harassing her
throughout a typical
day. As a woman, I
am taught to be
uneasy about my
appearance.
On any given_
morning, I wake up
to hear an announcer
on the radio touting
the newest product
on the diet market
a miracle
weight· loss pill. He
explains the logic for
using the miracle
diet (thinner thighs,
a flat, firm, stomach,
a shapelier butt) and
finishes with an acute observation
- "If your diet hasn't
worked for you yet, what
makes you think it ever will?"
The television is on as my
usual morning routine is
rehearsed. Cover Girl reminds
me, the target audience, to use
their concealer if Iwant to be
an "ea.sy,,, h,reezy, beautiful
cover girl, L oreal encourages
me to beautify "Because I'm
worth .it," and Maybelline
whispers if Iwasn't born with
it, at least they can help
. ("Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's Maybelline").
My breakfast is a healthy
and nutritional shake, courtesy
of Slim-Fast. While I thumb
through a woman's magazine,
an article leaps out of the page
encouraging me to accept my
body the way it is. Opposite
the article is an ad picturing an
impossibly skinny woman and
a gorgeous man staring lovingly
down at her. All this is
bother me. Why indeed? Inthe
grand scheme of the universe,
my body weight is not important.
It will not land me a good
job, provide me with lots of
money, or secure my personal
_happiness - or will it? In my
experience, beauty and figure
are many times the inducement
for all these things. Are
women valuable to the Sports
Illustrated swimsuit edition
because they have a charming
personality and a sharp sense
of wit? Does the "fat
girl" you personally
know have dates
every weekend and
men who value her
intellect over her
appearance? How
many times have
you overheard a
male telling his
friends he would
never go out with a
certain girl because
IIshe exceeds his
maximum weight
limit?"
For women, the
relationship between
money ana appearance
is undeniable.
On weekends, I
work as a cocktail
waitress at a trendy
nightclub. Jessica,
my conservativelyclad
co-worker, has
been told if she
Cartoonby TyroneA. Payton wants a bigger tip,
she should show
barely able to fit into Calvin more cleavage. Iwear uncomKlein's
definition of an accept- fortably tight leather clothing,
able size for the female body. and not much of it, and I get
My fixation with fatness the tip she was denied.
begins, but doesn't end here. It A new bartender started
is cemented whenever Ilook in working at the bar. She has
the mirror and see a woman blonde hair, blue eyes, and
with thighs that don't have wears a size 5. "She's so hot"
three inches of space between "She's my dream girl," "He'v,
them, a stomach that lacks a what's that hot blonde chick's
defined six-pack, and an ass name?" "I'm waiting for that
that equals two of Kate Moss'. one - she can have my tip any
The "ideal woman" is the one day!"
pictured irr'Bowflex commer- Damn, why did she have to
cials, the one cast for the start working here? She's getromantic
lead in a movie, the ting all my tips .
one who smiles from the All these reasons have ferglossy
pages of a magazine. mented and infected my mind
This IS the reason Iwork out - - the fear of being passed over
not for health, not to increase by a love interest, of being
the longevity of my life, and undervalued because Iam not
not for personal enjoyment. It attractive physically, and of
is to lose weight and look "bet- not being able to wear cute
ter" in society's eyes. The loss clotJ:tes. because full-figure
or gam of a few pounds is the fashion IS far from fashionable.
impetus for elation or despair. Ihave been terrified into a rigAt
-this point, you may be orous workout schedule, have
wondering why Ilet all this learned to hate every sweetslurped
down with my morning
cup of coffee.
Shopping in a department
store is possibly the most grueling
attack on my sense of
well being. I am always
ashamed to find that Iwear the
largest size in the junior's
department, and, that a size
13714 borders on being fullfigured.
Calvin Klein does not
make sizes beyond mine, a
message that is not missed or
misunderstood. Clearly, I am
March 8, 2001
tasting morsel Ieat, and have
adapted to fear the opinion of
others. This is not a selfinduced
fear. Ido not imagine
these things; they are very real
pervasive, and harmful. 1 feel
as if Ihave no choice but to be
obsessed with my body
weight. If Iam not careful, all
the terrible things that "fat
girls" go through will Soon
become my fate. I may seem
vain in the sense that Iseem
preoccupied with my physical
appearance. Vanity, however,
suggests a certain satisfaction
with one's appearance, the
belief that perfection has been
achieved. r could not be any
farther away from this in my
mind. It is the rare occasion
when Ihave looked in the mirror
and have not had a ready
insult na~ging at the edge of
my conscience.
If my claim is not for vanity,
for a compliment, or for an
expected answer, then it is for
two entirely different purposes.
On the most basic level, itis
a weak plea for understanding,
for empathy in its simplest
form. Iwant someone to relate
to my self-loathing, a person
who knows what it is like to be
unhappy with the reflection in
the mirror. If you simply
answer with "You're not fat,"
then Iknow you don't understand.
Ask me to explain
myself, let me sniffle on your
shoulder as I explain my deficiencies,
or tell me that you
understand what it is like not
to live up to a certain image.
Explain to me that you know
why I think I'm fat but that you
don't agree.
Secondly, I am pleading
with you to stop buying into
the mediated images of feminine
perfection. I need you to
realize that although the skinniest
model may be attractive,
so is the healthiest of "real"
women. Allow yourself to
appreciate the feminine body
in it.s various forms, not just
the Image that is repeated in
every commercial, ad, and
music video. Tell the woman in
your life that you think she is
beautiful to you, not because
she has the thinnest, longest
legs, not because her butt can
fit in the palm of your hand,
and not because her six-pack
rivals that of your own. Tell
her that she is perfect because
she was made just they way
you warited.
M8ldl 8. 2001 THe Fl~
Remembering
the Homeland
The nostal/?ic memories take my breath away;
Remembermg the great time spent back home'
Gone are those days with the flashing of time;'
Never to come back again;
I wish, they leave the footprints behind;
Thus refreshing my thoughts and mind;
The love, care and affection of friends;
Enriched the life with memorable events;
Still, they are lively and fresh in mind;
And appear as new as an ocean tide;
Often, they make me struggle with my thoughts;
Flattering and making their own huge place;
I really long for those days to come back;
Sure I am they will;
When I'll go back to my homeland;
By Poonamdeep Sandhu
To My Parents
In verse in rhyme these lines sublime;
May reach my parents at home in good time;
Oh my parents;
Ur touch makes me feel so warm;
I always want u close to me;
U can help me to reach my destiny;
I am lucky to have parents like u;
U are loving and so much caring too;
I pray to God that u may live long;
And I keep listening to u like a sweet song;
My life without u is meaningless;
Like without a king we can't play chess;
U are the ones whom I love the most;
The status of parents is like a dignified post;
I am proud to be ur daughter dear;
It's u who understand me without reserve and fear;
To have u as my parents;
I feel so glad;
All strength in me is given by u;
U guide and teach me what to do;
I am thankful to u for being so kind;
So while doing my work I keep u in mind;
The trust u have in me;
I'll never let that trust to break;
I can do anything;
Oh my parents for ur sake;
U do so much for us right now;
There will be time when we will repay u;
I promise that we will do our best;
And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD OF U"
By Poonamdeep Sandhu
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The Admissions Office is holding a Black & White photo contest
All UW·Parkside studenis are encouraged to participate,
Create a theme for your entries or take candid snaps of
the University community.
Prizes ~illbe awarded for selected photos.
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Intramural Volleyball Standings
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FiTaBis
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by Marcy Hufendick, Student Health and Counseling
Monday, March 26, 2001
3:00 p.m. Union 106
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W
hen the Information
Technology
Practice Center
(ITPC) opened, the main purpose
was to give computer science
and MIS students handson
experience with current
technology. The second purpose
was to give undergraduates
students the opportunity
to work on projects with the
ITPC business partners. This
lab was a joint project between
the University and Snap-On
Tools, SC Johnson Wax and
Harley Davidson. The idea
originated from Cory Mason,
an alumni of Parkside, who is
director of Information Services
at Harley Division.
Dirk Baldwin, Associate
Professor of Information Systems,
says, "I think the ITPC
Jab is an important symbol of a
strong partnership between
Harley Division, Johnson Wax,
Snap-on, and UW-Parkside.
The relationship allows students
to work with professors
and IS professionals to develop
problem solving, leadership,
teamwork and design
skills." He also went on to say,
"The relationship also allows
the students to use some of the
latest equipment used in
industry. I think it is an exciting
opportunity for UW-Parkside
that distinguishes us
from many other universities.
"
When asked about the success
of the lab, Professor Baldwin
said, "I think this lab is
very successful, but we are
just starting." He also indicated
that the long-term overall
success of the lab is based on
short-term goals, such as each
individual project and semester,
and long-term goals.
"However, we have project
goals each year and sub-goals
each semester. At least along
some dimensions we canmeasure
our success by comparing
progress to our project goals.
On a longer-term basis, we
will measure success through
our relationships with the
partners, the number of MIS
and computer science students
using the lab, the number
of new MIS and computer
science students in the program,
and the placement of
March 8, 2001
our students in full time jobs."
This lab is different from a
standard lab due to the fact it
is only used, for special projects
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Currently,
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p.m. A driver ,was
ci ted for failure to
stop at a stop sign.
Inc 01-179 HarassmentThreats,
University
Apartments, 3:47
p.m. A student
reported two other
students are threatening
and harassing
her. Residence Life
staff will handle any
discipline issues.
Student does not want
any further action
taken at this time.
02127/01
mph in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-182 Traffic
Violation, Wood Road
& Outer Loop Road,
11:41 p.m. A driver
was cited for failure
to stop at a stop
sign.
03/01/01
Inc 01-183 Personal
Property Theft,
Ranger HalL 10:19
a.m. A student
reported the theft of
a watch which. had
been left in a shower
room.
02/25101 Inc, 01-174 Emergency
Crlsls Intervention
Ranger Hall, 7:20
p.m. Officer
responded to a
reported student who
had been drinking and .
mlght become suicidal.
A UW-P counselor
was contacted and
officer along with a
housing director,
spoke at length with
the student until the
situation was no
longer serious.
Inc 01-176 Possession
of Marijuana, Universi
ty Apartments,
11:23 p.m. Officers
checking on a marijuana
complaint
found the room. full
of a smoke smell consistent
with marijuana.
One individual
was issued a
citation for possession
of marijuana.
02/26/01
Inc 01-172 Security
Alarm, Tallent Hall,
Educator's Credi t
Union, 10:59 a.m.
Officer answering a
motionalarm, checked
the of f ice area but
no-one was inside.
Alarm was canceled
and reset.
Inc 01-180 'Traffic
Violation, CTH E at
CTH JR, 12:17 a.m.
While on routine
patrol, officer
observed a vehicle in
front of him which
was displaying
expired plates. Driver
was cited for
non-registration of
vehicle. Plates had
been expired for
almost five months.
Inc 01-184 Traffic
Accident, Union parking
lot, 4:46 p.m.
One student's vehicle
struck another student's
vehicle. There
were no injuries to
the drivers. State
accident report completed.
Inc 01-185 Fire Alarm,
Molinaro Hall, 4:59
p.m~ Officer responding
to an alarm
checked the area and
found no smoke or
fire. .
Inc 01-1.77 Security
Alarm, Wyllie Computer
Support, 6:50
a.m. Officer
responding to an
alarm found it had
been set off accidentally
by an employee.
Area was found to be
clear.
Inc 01-173 Animals,
900 Wood Road, .1
mile South of CTH A,
1:20 p.m. Officer
found a dog behind
the power plant with
no ID tags. Humane
officer was called
and he took custody
of the animal.
Inc 01-181 Traffic
Violation, CTH E,
west of CTH JR, 6:25
p.m. A driver was
cited for speeding 64
Inc 01-178
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Saturday, March 10th
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V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...
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Every Friday Night is the Area's Hottest Under 21 Dance Party!
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FREE CLASSIFIEDSI
,
For a limited time only! The
Ranger News will print
your student classified ads
free of charge. Forms are
available at the newsstand
in front of the library and
between Wyllie and Greenquist
Hall. Call 595-2287 for
more information.
Announcements
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
• Chess Club meets on Tuesdays
from 7pm-close in
Library Lounge 2nd floor.
Triple H Grange, LLC
Organic Boarding, Horseback
Private Lessons
'Boarding Sale! $175 per
month.
• Be inspired by nature.
Come fide with us.
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(262) 681-2964.
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Services Offered
Paper Due? Ican help you!
Ican: .
*Type your paper
"Proofread
"Edit
~ "Organize your ides
"Get it started
"Get a better grade
"Learn to write better
Call 262-9664 and ask for
Diane
FREE TUTORING
• Free tutoring is being
offered by the sfudents from
Student Technology Corporation.
Tutoring n the following
areas of computer
related software is available:
Microsoft Office, Using the
Internet Effectively, E=mail
and Creating Web Pages.
Tutoring will be by appomtment.
To schedule your
appointment, call Bob or
Cfuis at 595-2790.
HELP WANTED
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• Enjoy working with kids?
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Community Learning Centers
are looking for Activity
leaders, Instructors, &
Tutors for paid after school
hours. If interested, please
call Gail Netzer 262-654-
6200 or 262-653-5923
• Do you enjoy working with
children? Would you like to
earn extra money? Apply
now for a childcare position
at NTC GreatLakes. Call
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apply online at
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• Looking for 'caregiver for 5-
year old boy weekends, late
afternoons, or early
evenings. Flexible hours.
Near Parkside. If you enjoy
kids, please call. us. Judy
and Tom Milner 925-9976.
Summer Camp Counselors
Wanted.
• Friendly Pines Camp, in the
coo] mountains of Prescott,
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2001 season. May 27-July
29. Program offers horseback
riding, water-skiing,
rock climbing, fishing,
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Competitive salary. For
app/info call 520/ 4'15-2128
or email us at info@friendlypines.com.
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FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped
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• Extended cab, third door,
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• V4 2.0 engine, Runs grt'at!
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• Must Sell! $4,000 or best
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for Jeremy.
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• Maroon four door, four
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Complete maintenance
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VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegt!er at 595-
2011 or Roseann Mason at
595-2606 or stop by the
Career .C~nter, Wyllie 0173.
Case Management Assistant
at Vets Place - Southern
Center
• Assist Senior Case manager
with intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly)
homeless vets with program
policies and procedures,
• Schedule residents for
group and individual counseling
sessions.
• Be a team member for case
plan reviews. .
• Assist in structured staffings
for case plan changes,
suspensions or discharges.
• Act as program staff liaison
to newsletter publishing
committee.
Public Information and
Coordination Assistant at
Vets Place - Southern
Center
• Assist Director and clinical
staff including contracted
professionals with the compilation,
layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program
brochures,
• Collect and prepare articles
regarding veterans and
homelessness or other concerns,
and assist resident to
improve writing skills.
• Assistin the coordination of
agenCIes and .programs
servmg the homefess populations
in Racine County
Assist the Homeless Ass~
tance. Coalition in arranging
meetings, mali notices
record notes of meelin~
and decisions and developa
generic brochure to advance
the mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing
Studies
• Conduct safety checks of
homes.
• Run records.
• In terview prospective foster
parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into
licensed homes.
Foster Parent Recruiterl
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public
through employers, public
service groups, community
groups, etc. .
• Present to pubic service
organizations, and commuruty
groups.
Original Format
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THEAt:lNGE:AMarch29, 2001INSIOEPage 3Bruking Out of the BoxSllIdent awarded forWalkingwith Martin LutherKing.Jr.Page 4• Mia's HoroscopesPageSEntertainmentOscar2001:Aneveningcelebrating starsPage6FrontPage continuedYourname should be here'~~r~~# 'I.•,~,\~...~~Page 10Mynight as a ballerinaPage11Police BeatEditorofthe Week:Sarah OlsenUniversity of Wisconsin-ParksideWhere'have,allThe Rangersgone?Newspapers missing from standsSarah OlsenCowEditor-in-ChiefAlthough The RangerNews is a free newspa-per and copies are avail-able to all students, a large,\uantity of newspapers myste-nously disappeared from thestands over the weekend,What is strange about thisisthat on Friday, all the standswerefull.OnMonday,threestands were completely emp-tied, The stand in front of thelibrary and the stand in locatedin the Hard HatCuecafeteriawas left alone.Although the staff wouldlove to believe thatallthesenewspapers disappearedbecause students took them toread, itisunlikely that a mass ofstudents stormed the stands onSaturday and Sunday,Why would someone stealnewspapers, you ask? The staffof The Ranger News would liketo knowthisalso.Stealing newspapers violatesfreedom of speech, The news-paper is the voice of the stu-dents,Ifit is taken from thestands, that right has been vio-lated.Inaddition,ifnewspapersare stolen student money hasbeen wasted. The money usedto print the newspaper comesfrom the budget of tlie newspa-per, The budget of the newspa-per is funded by student segre-gated fees.The police have been con-tacted and are aware of the situ-ation.Anyone with informationregarding the mass disappear-ance of the newspapers shouldcontactTheRanger Newsofficeat595-2287.About last week's issueSetting the record straightInissue#22of TheRangerNewsmade, The mistakes did not alterthecontent, but a few people'sIttitles were stated incorrectly,thetitled 'Listen Up: w~s no!¢ie<lt!.rand a front-page captionwerenusFonj~tai/efJIssues ofTheRanger Newsdisappeared from the stands in Com-munication Arts, Greenquist hall, and Molinaro hall last weekend.Werethey stolen?Orwas the issue so hot, students stormed thestands Saturday and Sunday to make sure they had acopy? Con-tactTheRanger Newsoffice at 595-2287if you know.Petition for recall election disqualified by PSGASarah OlsenCo-Editor-in·ChiefAreCall election petition,signed by at least15%ofthe student J'0pulation,was objected to andismissedby the PSGA senate in a senatemeeting Friday, March 23.According to Azeza Ham-mad the PSGA election com-mill';" chair and chief justice ?fthe judicial branch, the mamreason the petition wasdIS-qualified was because a snpu-lation in the constitution statesthat in order to have a re~allelection "the recall petitionmust have the reason(s) forremovalfrom office. This mustaddress the actions commilledin the presenttermof office."According toHamrnad,~eproblem with the petitionISthat it requests that a newPSGA election be held due- to"the fraudulent use of studentfees for Joseph Rucker andKara Norton to fund their cam-paign, the lack of advertise-ment for this election and over-allunfair processes by the elec-tion committee.".The election coml!ntteeruled Monday, March 19 thatCorey Mandley, the presidentpro-temp of PSGA and thecampaign manager for Ruckerand Norton, should be heldaccountable and punished forusing Latinos Unidos (LU) as afalse endorsement and forusing PSGA/ student money topay for propaganda mailingsthat 'supported the election ofRucker and Norton.Students raised concerns atthe meeting regarding Mand-ley's infractions, claiming notonly should he be heldaccountable, so should Ruckerand Norton,"I don't think the electioncommittee . should punishsomebody for something theydidn't do" said Hammad."That's why it was good thatthey [Rucker and Norton] cameforth and filed a complaint forsomething that they didn'tcommit."According to Hammad, thecomplaint filed by Rucker andNorton against Mandley object-ed to the use of their nameswithout their permission on theposter with the LU falseendorsement and the propa-ganda mailings that were sentContinued onpage 6
�.Page 2March 29, 2001,.,THING-H=Megan Mullen; "From Conception to Birt!;; Tracing the Development"wfBiological Sciences Prof. Bryan Lewis: and" Two Conflicting Religious POSI-tions: The Assumptions and ArgumentsW!Philosophy Prot. EmeritusWayne Johnson, noon, Union 104-106, free.March29 -April 1• Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur.r Fri 7:30p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema TheaterMarch29April3• MulticulturalQuizBowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, spon-sored by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program.• InfoBreaks: Organizing and Saving Your Bookmarks w!Jim Robinson, free,9:45 to 10:30 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D• Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheaderApril4• InfoBreak: NetLibrary with Sylvia Beardsley, access and search more than2000 books the UW-Parkside Library now carries in electronic format, 2:15p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D.• ArtExhibit: UW-Parkside Juried Student Exhibition, through April 26,opening reception: April 4, 1-4 p.m.; admission: free; hours: Mon.r Thur. 11a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11a.m, to 8 p.m., closed Friday, Saturday, Sunday.March30• Noon Concert: Continuing Music Major Scholarship Recipients, April 4,Union Cinema Theater, free.• Speaker: Walter Ki~brough, Alph~ phi Alpha Fraternity memb~r speaks onhistory of fratenuties and sororIties,.Witha dISCUSSIOnpledgmg, hazing,and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkslde00• InfoBreaks: Microsoft Word 2000 - Formsw]Pat Eaton, free, 2 to 2:45p.m,Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150DMarch 31April5• Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader• InfoBreaks: Trouble Shooting Basic Computer Problems. w /Bob Zimla,Chris Robaidek, and Pat Eaton, free, 2:15 to 3 p.m., Instructional Tech Cen-ter, Wyllie 01500• Baseball vs, Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheaderApril2Sports and Activity Center HoursThursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.. Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m, to 9 p.m.April2-6• Out&About Week, events to be announced, sponsored by GLO, all events. open to campus and community'. Perspectives on Religious Issues! Panel discussion on Abortion: "Using. Language&Symbols to Frame the Debate" w! Communication Prof.The UW-Parkside pool is closed beginning Thursday, December 14, 2000, andcontinuing through July 2001, for renovation,Wyllie D·139Cphone:(262) 595-2287fax:(262) 595·2295Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop byand participate as the meetings are open to allthose at Parkside.-.whoaresolely responsible foritseditorial policy and content.ould be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) . Letters mustbetyped andincludethe author's name and phone number.Letters mustbefreefromr's name canbewithheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit allletters.
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UW-Parkside breaks gender barriers in naming Norton Vice President
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March 8, 2001
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Page 4
Go ahead and spoil
yoanrelf with Choco/at
Page 5
TIre Rallger Uncovered
Page 6
Student Voices
WhyI'm Fat
Page 7
Student Voices Cont'd
Page 9
Sports
Page 10
Information Technology
PracticeCenter Revisited
Page 11
Police Beat
',0 • ~r of the Week: -ilhOlsen
,
University of Wisconsin-Parkside
UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek \
Tyrone A Payton
Staff Reporters
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TIo UW-Parkside students
carneto the aid of
two senior citizens
trapped inside a vehicle on a
flooded bridge of Petrifying
Springs Park Sunday, February
25th. Inside the marooned vehicle
were Glorianna Daggy, 79,
and Rose Bruno, 88.
The students, Joseph Donnerbauer
and David Place, both
Parkside j0l;igers, waded
through the chilly water to pull
the women out of the car. "I
didn't have a choice" said Place.
After three trips to get the
women, their walkers, and a
blanket from the back of the
vehicle, the two students
wrapped the ladies in the blanket
and offered the shirts off
their backs to keep the women's
feetwarm.
The women had been
stranded on the flooded bridge
for approximately an hour, and
claimed they saw three other
cars come down to the bridge
and turn back.
-"I figured any decent person
would have came out and
helped:' remarked Donnerbauer.
"You'd think a person
would have some feelings
inside."
As Donnerbauer comforted
the ailing victims, Place ran to
dial 911. Fortunately Joseph
KickIer and his family were
approximately 100 yards away.
Fickler was completely
unaware of the ladies' distress
call,but when Placepleaded for
help, Fickler and his wife, Julie,
and his daughter and son,
Stephanie and Christopher,
Peek under the covers
The Ranger News exposed
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor~in-Chief
All work and no play
makes for a boring newspaper.
As you can see from the
r.hoto, the staff found time to
'play" after conferences and
seminars while in San FranCISco.
"I think my favorite part of
the trip was getting to ~ee our
staff in an 'out of office SItuation"
says Design Manager
Pete Forchette. "And who
could forget Aunt Charlie's,
the drag queen show?" That's
right, a drag queen show. I
had the rare op,Bortunity to
compete in the 'Queen for a
Night" contest and managed
to come in a close second.
"I learned- never to' mix
drag S1ueenswith Raspberry
Stoley said Christine Agaiby,
advertising manager. "All
you get is a severe hangover
and some interesting photos"
(look inside for photos from
the show). The conference
was a unique experience for
the staff not only because they
were able to
learn a great
deal of informationabout
the newspaper
business,
but because
they had the
opportuni ty
to learn more
about each
other. Turn
to the inside
page to get to
know your
newspaper
staff a httle
Between the sheets from left to right: ~renda ~unham, better.
Pete Forchette, Sarah Olsen, and Christine Agalby.
gladly gave up their
jackets and outer winter
clothing. As Place
took the garments back
to the women to help
keep them warm, Fickler
and his familyraced
their vehicle over to a
nearby gas station to
dial 911.
After Somers rescue
squad members
arrived on the scene to
escort the two ladies to
Aurora Healthcare center,
the Pickler family
offeredthe two heroes a
seatin their car to try to
warm them up.
The two women are
home safe today and
say they hold the highest
respect for the two
student heroes that
carne to their aid.
"Parkside joggers Joseph Donnerbauer
(left) and Davey Place (right) stand on the
bridge where the rescue took place.
Newspaper staff creates
legacy for journalists
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor-in-Chief
The staff of The Ranger
News returned from the
National College Newspaper
Convention Sunday, March
25th prepared to toss tradition
and custom out the window.
Armed with enthusiasm
and newly acquired
knowledge, the staff is working
to transform The Ranger
into the true voice of the student
body by ushering in a
new legacy of journahsm at
Parkside.
The first order of business
to be performed upon returning
to Parkside was to shock
the reporters at the regular
Monday meeting. "1 told the
reporters that the newspaper
sucks, but we now have the
ability to change 'that" says
Sarah Olsen, co-editor-inchief.
"We did not know how
to properly run a newspaper·
before, but that is not the case
anymore."
Staff members are busy
sharing the knowledge they
learned at the conference and
training a team to take over
the newspaper next year.
Attendants of the regular
Monday meetings are taking
part in seminars designed to
help writers become better
journalists. The reporters are
learning basic journalism
skills such as how to write a
better headline and how to
get a good interview, with
more information on the way.
In addition to implementing
new training techniques,
the staff has been restructured
and new positions have been
created. The staff is recruiting
journalists, investigative
reporters, cartoonists, political
analysts, design and layout
managers, and opinion
essayists who are willing to
be innovative and take risks.
The most obvious change
to the newspaper is apparent
in the new layout designed by
Forchette. "In order to be able
to compete with other newspapers,
the design needed to
become more innovative, daring,
original, and fun" says
Porchette, who attended several
seminars where he was
Continued on page 5
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THe AI:lNc::eA March 8, 2001
March 12-16
Spring Break. ..enjoy!
March 12
· • Arts: ALIVE! presents "Annie," 7:30p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, sold
out
March 16 -; 18
• Second Annual Parkside Regional Science Fair, various campus locations
March 20
• Softball vs. Lakeland College, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 21
• George Lindquist, classical guitar, free and open to the public, noon, Union
Cinema Theater
• Soup and Substance: "NOT the Sound of Music: Austria in the New Europe"
w /Laura Gellott, free w / free soup and bread, Union 104-106
• Arts: ALIVEI presents The Riverside Symphony, 7:30 p.m., Communication
Arts Theatre, tickets $16. For ticket information, call (262) 595-2345.
March 22- 25
• Foreign Film: Topsy-Turvy, England, show times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8
p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater
March 22- 25
• NCAA National Fencing Championships, Petretti Fieldhouse/Sports and
Activity Center
March 23
• Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182,
free, refreshments served
• Race, Class and Gender Study Groul," "Palace Walk" by Naguib Mahfouz,
Molinaro 111, 3:30 p.m.; for information, call Linda Madsen (262) 595-2162
or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu
March 23- 27
• Latino Film Festival, Union Cinema Theater, films and show times to be
announced
March 24
• Evening In: Pakistan, Union Dining Room, sponsored by UW-Parkside Center
for International Studies.
March 27
• Lecrn"re:Magdalen Hsu-Li, part of Distinguished Lecture Series, two programs:
noon and 7p.m., Union Cinema Theater, sponsored by Campus Cul.
tural Program Committee, open to campus and commuruty
• Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Peter Baime on
musical composition, 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free
March 28
.• University Chorale and Voices, Melanie Jacobson, director, free and opento
the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater
• Latinos Unidos discussion: Puerto Rico: Three Points of View- Commonwealth,
State, or independent country, time and location to be announced
• Softball vs. Concordia College, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 29 - April 1
Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur./Fri. 7:30
p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater
March 29
• Multicultural Quiz Bowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, sponsored
by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program.
• Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheader
March 30
• Speaker: Walter Kimbrough, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity member speaks on
history of fraternities and sororities; with a discussion pledging, hazing,
and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkside CIO
March 31
• Baseball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheader
• Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader
I"Co-Editors-in-ehief
Brenda Dunham
. ah Olsen
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The Ranger News' uncovered
"I'm from
Wes-KON-sin!"
ByBrenda Dunham
One night Christine, Sarah,
and I went for dessert at Mel's
Diner. Our waiter asked
where we were from, and
when I responded with "We're
from Wisconsin" he laughed
and repeated "Wes-KONsin?!"
Apparently, we all have
accents - ken ya imagen that,
eh? Westarted taking notice of
our Canadian accents and
quickly became the butts of
our own jokes.
I, however, won the award
for "Most Predominant WesKON-sin
Accent." Don't ya
know that San Francisco doesn't
have cows, unless it is a
statue in front of Hard Rock
Cafe?
Just to warn you if you go to
San Francisco don't be asking
for a Tyme machine. People
will think ya're literally nuts.
San Franciscans don't have
bubblers, they drink from
water fountains. They also
don't have soda, they drink
pop. If'n ya ken remember the
lingo you'll be better off than
us, and maybe you won't even
be laughed at.
As ya can imagen its good
to be horne were the way I talk
doesn't stand out so much.
However I'll have to be
putting my cote (coat) and
boo-uts (boots) back on.
The Walking Germ
By Dan White
b Unfortunately, I ended ul?,
emg "the walking germ'
because I caught a cold due to
the change ill the climate.
Although 1was sick for a good
portion of the trip I did manage
to attend the seminars.
I also managed to give a
cold to another member of the
group and who knows how
many other people!
I learned many keys to
maintaining the funds of the
newspaper, successful advertising
strategies, and to not
blow your nose with hotel
Kleenex (it really hurts after
too many blows!)
Hopefully, the techniques I
learned will keep the newspaper
healthy - unlike myself!
"When in Rome, do
as the Romans"
By Pete Forchette
During the normal school
day, it is not uncommon for
people to hear me quote a
song, poem, or movie. But
while in San Francisco, I found
myself saying a quote in particular
more than any other -
"While in Rome, do as the
Romans."
Now, don't get carried
away, as I certainly didn't, I
assure you. But one can't help
but notice how different things
are away from Keno-where
(Kenosha).
One of the very first things
that struck me as odd was the
ride from the airport in San
Francisco to our hotel downtown.
We were graciously
escorted by our taxi cab driver,
first tluough a red and blue
gang war zone, and then past a
popular transsexual prostitution
comer. Now, you Just
can't find those kind of things
in your backyard around here .:
The next morning I awoke
to the hustle and bustle of the
city life below me. Hills made
of buildings and houses dictated
the movements of all the
sports cars, buses, and trolleys
that crawled along its alleys.
The wildlife we encountered
along the- way later that
week also made me stop and
think. The waiter at the Hard
Rock Cafe got us all "rowdy,"
a metallic robot man was passing
out candy to strangers for
spare change. And who could
forget about Aunt Charlie, the
eccentric, cross-dressing drag
queen? --
So, as you can see I had
plenty of reasons for blurting
out my quote of quotes during
my adventure ill Rome, I mean
San Francisco. And in case
you were wondering, no, I
didn't leave my heart there.
The Bitch
By Sarah Olsen
Sometimes in life we are
forced to assume a role that is
not our usual disposition.
While in San Francisco, I
became "The Bitch" of the
group - not to my group, just
to those who got in my way.
The first time my temper
was tested was when we
arrived in St. Louis for a layover.
After a quick bite to eat,
we headed to the ticket
counter ready to embark on
our connecting flight to the
golden city. Imagine our surprise
when the snippy flight
attendant announced, "Your
plane already left."
Immediately my hand flew
to my hip and my inner bitch
was unleashed. "What do you
mean our plane left? We still
have at least one minute before
the .plane is supposed to
depart!"
Needless to say, we are not
seasoned travelers and this
experience has laught us a
valuable lesson regarding time
management.
After an extended layover,
and an impossibly long flight,
we finally arrived at the hotel,
6 a.m, Wisconsin time, 4 a.m.
San Francisco time. We
trudged to the counter, ready
to welcome some Holiday Inn
hospitality. The gentleman at
the counter punched our
names into the counter and
promptly announced, "We do
not have your rooms anymore."
Now, I am not normally a
horrible person, but our little
friend at the counter would
swear otherwise. "What do
you mean we don't have a
room?" I asked, as a deadly
caIm settled over the lobby.
I'm not sure what happened
next, but according to
first-hand accounts, my eyes
glowed red, my head spun in
circles on my neck, and the
man at the counter suddenly
found two available rooms.
Tour Guide Barbie
By Christine Agaiby
"Rise and shine everybody,
we have a busy day ahead of
us and we can t just waste the
day in bed now, can we?" You
may think it's easy_ always
being the peppy, energetic one,
but maybe you should try
waking up four crab-asses
used to sleeping in until afternoon
class.
On the agenda for the first
day, we started with breakfast
at Ghiradelli Square where I
forced scalding posh coffee
down their tluoats. I wanted
lively group members at the
meetings, not sleep)' ones.
After the morning conferences
we had lunch in Chinatown
where I forced them to eat crab
rangoons. No one was going to
be Jicky about trying new
foo on this trip; I didn't care
if ther were allergic to shellfish.
then quickly ushered
them into the trolley headed
towards Fisherman's Wharf
where we utilized brief photo
opportunities. I had something
truly special planned for
the evening. We sang and
danced, mingling with the best
of the locals at Aunt Charlie's,
a drag queen hot spot.
All this and more, packed
into one exhausting day.
Besides planning every detail
of the trip, I was also responsible
for translating for the WesKon-sinite,
soothing the germ,
taming the Roman, and calming
the bitch._
As you can see, we truly did
succeed in doing it all on this
trip and still made it to all our
meetings without a problem. I
hope you've all enjoyed reading
about our wonderful experience
and have found the trip
'to be as fascinating as we did.
It was great having you along
as you ventured through our
grand voyage to San Francisco.
B'bye now. B'bye, B'bye. B'bye,
now. B'bye. Are they lone
yet. ..are thJ::Jlkne? Goo ,my
cheeks are . . g me. I really
can't smile this much anymore.
Can I take a break now? Just a
little break? Great.
WHAT'S
ON YOUR
RESUME?
If you are an English
major or aspiring
journalist, and have
not yet written for a
newspaper, what are
you waiting for?
Add skills to your
resume that employers
are looking for -
writing, interviewing,
editing and so much
more.
The Ranger News is
now hiring all positions
for the Spring
2001 semester. Stop
by the office, located
across from the .
Career Center in
lower Wyllie hall.
Meetings are Mondays
from noon to
Ip.m. and are open to
all interested persons.
When you
graduate,
what will you
have to offer?
March 8, 2001
Go ahead and spoil yourself with Chaco/at
Lynn Garcia
Staff Reporter
C
hoco/at, nominated for
Best Picture, takes
place in a small
French village. Almost everyone
in the community is religious
and does not allow
themselves to enjoy the pleasures
of life. The mayor,
Comte de Reynaud (Alfred
Molina), literally runs the village.
The young priest has to
have his sermon looked at and
approved before he preaches
it to the village people. It's
almost as if the mayor is God.
Vianne Rocher (Juliette
Binoche) and her daughter,
Anouk arrive in the village
and open a chocolate shop
just in time for Lent. They are
immediately looked down
upon since they do not attend
church and are tempting people
during such a sacred time.
Vianne keeps her chin up and
befriends her landlady,
Armande Voizen (Judi
Dench), who feels as if she is
all alone in the world.
Armande's daughter will not
speak to her or allow her to
see her grandson. Vianne tries
her best to keep her business
afloat. She gives out free sampies
and soon the customers
return for more.
In the meantime some river
rats arrive and the mayor tries
to run them out of town.
Vianne hires Roux to do some
handy work around the shop.
This doesn't sit well with the
Mayor and he comes up with
a plan to get rid of Vianne.
Comte de Reynaud gets
sick of everyone spoiling
themselves with chocolate so
he writes a sermon telling the
village people that Vianne is
Satan and that her sweet treat
is like the forbidden fruit.
Will the community listen
and not return to Vianne's
shop or will the people continue
to indulge in the chocolate?
I strongly suggest seeing
this film. Itis absolutely fantastic.
The performances are
superb and the story is thoroughly
enjoyable. I hope that
the film is recognized and
takes at least one Oscar home.
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,
stars in award-nominated
You Can Count on Me
Tyrone A. Payton
Staff Reporter
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,
got his first Significant movie
recognition in this winter's You
Can Count on Me.
Viewers might recognize
Ruffalo from UPN's "The Beat."
He has currently been preoccupied
with his recent
fame from his portrayal of
Terry, a easy come-easy go
charmer who visits his
older sister to reflect upon
his current dead-end life.
His sister, Sammy,
played by Laura Linney, IS
a divorced mother with a
son of 8 who is involved
with a man who doesn't
excite her, Bob, and a new
boss she can't stand to
work with on any level.
Linney; was honored for
her portrayal of Sammy
this year, as she was norrunated
for Best Actress by the
Academy of Motion Pictures.
The story opens up with the
audience being introduced to
Sammy and Terry's parents, as
they are heading home in the
middle of a rainstorm. Then the
audience is immediately introduced
to Sammy and Terry, as
we see them at their parents'
funeral from the crash they
encountered with a semi that
night.
The beginning is a little flat
to start with, but then the movie
fast forwards to the children
when they are older and on
their own. Terry has been leading
a reckless life and decides to
rekindle his relationship with
his sister, Sammy, and her son,
lems with her new boss, played
by Matthew Broderick, though.
Broderick is in constant disturbance
over he authority that
Sammy has over him with the
workers on her side. It seems
as ifthese tow can't agree upon
anything, but out of their pent
up range must have ignited a
spark between them.
Soon Sammy is having
an affair with her boss, and
both her and Terry are back
to reliving their old lives
when they were wild teens.
The rekindling of these siblings
brings back their
rowdy behavior, but also
awakens them to their
respective dependence on
each other.
They fill the void in each
other's lives where there is
no happiness. In the end,
Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, In a scene from You each comes to this concluCan
Count on Me.
Photo courtesy of The Kenosha News sian as the movie finishes.
. Although, the beginning
Rudy [r., played by Rory is flat and the ending is slightly
Culkin. subjective, it is the middle conApparently,
he has outra- tent that is the "meat" of the
geous timing, for Sammy has story. The plot contains some
been worried sick over her rather emotional and family triwandering
brother's where- fles that are representative of
abouts. When he comes to many reoples' lives, though.
Scottsville, Terry decides to be a Overal , this movie was a true
better uncle to Rudy. He does spectacle of Ruffalo's career
so by playing caretaker to Rudy and future and will hopefully
while Sammy is off at work. be a trophy performance for
Sammy has her own prob- Linney.
Choco/at is nominated for Best Picture and tells the story of a young woman
whose enchanted sweets awaken passion In a staid French village.
Rush is a triumph and
another Oscar nominee
Tyrone A. Payton
Staff Reporter
Quills is the latest feature
starring Geoffrey Rush, in
which he pulled off another
stellar performance to his prior
award-winning act in Shine. As
you may recall, Rush was
awarded best actor back in 1998
when the controversial subtraction
of Leonardo DiCaprio was
left off the voting roster. This
year he is nominated again -for
his portrayal of the Marquis de
Sade, the late 18th century,
French, pornographic author.
The movie features other
phenomenal displays of acting
by Joaquin Phoenix as the
Abbey Cloutier, Kate WirISlet as
the laundry wench, Madeline,
and Michael Caine as the officer
of corrections, Corrder. Caine,
who was last year's winner of
Best Supporting Actor for Cider
House Rules, Wmslet, who was
nominated for her 1998 performance
ill Titanic, and Phoenix,
who IS up for Best Supporting
Actor this year for Gladiator,
assure the movie of an excellence
in quality of acting.
The story takes place in late
18th century France under the
rule of dictator, Napolean
Bonaparte. When his advisors
inform him of the peddling of
pornograp~y that is goin~ on
his country s streets, he is infuriated
and determined to
silence the author of these
crude works, the Marquis de
Sade.
The Marquis, on the other
hand, has been confined to an
asylum already for a few years
before N apolean discovered his
ways of corruption. He has
secretly distributed his work
through the chambermaid,
Madefine; played by WInslet,
by hiding his documents with
his pick up of his daily linens.
Now, the Abbey Cloutier of
the asylum, portrayed by
Phoenix, has hospitably
catered to the Marquis for the
entirety of his stay. He has
always been aware of the Marquis'
past hobby of writing his
filth, but he has been ignorant
of the Marquis' latest covert
productions of his pornography.
When Napoleon sends the
renowned Corrder, a supreme
corrections officer, played by
Caine, to intercept the coalillOn
of the Marquis and Madeline,
Cloutier is distraught over "!"
friends' betrayal. The MarqUIS
went behind Cloutier's back SO
he could distribute his work.
This leaves the abbey with the
regretful job of stril'ping. the
Marquis of all of his writing
utensils.
Unknowingly to the residents
of the asylum, when the
Marq~lf:ts stripped of his ink
and qui ,the asylum truly
becomes a madhouse. Will the
entire asylum start to snowb!",
into destruction? Will saruty
ever be restored again?
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History professor makes transition from Parkside to Princeton
Ruyayeem Rashid . Parkside" says Rodriguez.
Rodriguez was hired as a visiting
assistant professor and
was offered a tenure-track
position, which he declined.
Rodriguez chose Princeton
because, . "it was a great
opporturuty to work with
some of the leading academics
in [his] field and teach in the
broad area of southwestern
United States history." In
addition to teaching classes,
he plans to do research in the
area of social movements and
civil rights in both the southwest
and among Mexican
Americans on the Midwestern
frontier.
Jerry Greenfield, chair of
the History department, said
"I was happy for him - Princeton
is one of the finest universities
in the nation, so it was a
great opportunity for Professor
Rodriguez."
Parkside interviewed
Rodriguez in September 2000,
and he joined the University
in January 2001. He was hired
to focus on the United States
civil rights history and on the
Mexican American history
component in particular.
The history department is
currently looking for a
replacement to fill the position
left vacant by Rodriguez. "We
returned to the search after
Professor Rodriguez let us
know that he had the Princeton
offer. The search committee
already has had candidates
[and] ... We hope to have a
positive response within a few
weeks"said Greenfield.
Rodriguez is a Mexican
American who was born in
Wisconsin, and settled in
southeastern Wisconsin. He
graduated from the University
of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
with a bachelor's degree in
History. He received both his
Master and Ph.D. degrees
from Northwestern University.
Rodriguez is presently
attending law school at the
University of WisconsinMadison,
where he plans to
graduate in 2001 with a Juris
Doctorate.
- Staff Reporter
A
t the end of the 2000-
01 school year, Marc
Rodriguez , visiting
assistantprofessor of History
will be leaving Parkside and
;tar\ing his new job as ~
assistantprofessor In the History
del'artment at Princeton
Umverstty.
"Everyone here at UWParksidehas
been so helpful
and supportive of me, and 1
willllllSS the entire staff and
student population here at
Do,you expect to
graduate in May?
Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists continued
stop by the office located in
the lower level of Wyllie
across from the Career Center.
Meetings are informal and
open to everyone. Bring food
and a friend and stop by the
office next Monday at noon.
For more information, call the
office at 595-2287 and ask for
either Brenda Dunham or
Sarah Olsen.
from trained managers.
"Parkside should be proud
of their paper" says Graphic
Designer Pete Forchette.
"The conference has given
The Ranger staff the ability to
make this happen."
Next year, qualified members
of the staff will be able to
travel to New Orleans for the
National College Media Convention
taking place October
25 - 28. "I think it is important
for everyone to attend
these conferences. They give
invaluable experience and are
a great opportunity to network
with professionals in
the field" says Olsen.
Anyone interested in taking
a part in shaping the
future of the newspaper,
either by writing or giving an
opinion, is encouraged to
ableto network with leading
professionals in newspaper
design.
This conference has given
the students of Parkside the
opportunity to take part in
some exciting changes. Not
only will the readers benefit
from improved writing and
more interesting articles,
future staff members will now
haveleadership and guidance
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Why I'm Fat
Sarah Olsen
Co-Editor-in-Chief
M
y boyfriend watches
me as Iturn one
way, smooth the
spread of my hips in the mirror,
twist around, examine the
expanse of my hindself, then
whirl to the front and let out an
exasperated sigh. firm so fat!"
Well, not fat, not really. That
is to say, I'm not obese.
"You're not fat!" he asserts,
with a tone warning that he
does not want to hear me run
down the usual list of fatty
assets. His anger is the typical
response to my whining; it is
typical of all men who hear a
woman make this famous
assertion. The answer is formulaic
and expected. So, why
do women say it if we know
they are going to answer with
the prescribed reply?
Iam not attempting to make
myself the center of attention,
and Iam definitely not fishing
for compliments. I am well
aware that anyone skilled in
basic manners is not going to
tell me I'm fat to my face, even
if they think I really am. It is
not to fulfill my ego. I do not
want you to tell me that I am
skinny, nor do.I want you to
tell me that I am perfect,
because I'm not. Ibelieve that
many men think a compliment
is the motive behind our claim,
that our egos are so pitiful they
need to be stroked at least once
an hour. I can not defend all
women, but I can assure you
that my ego is not as needy
and pathetic as to actually
announce to any person that I
am grossly fat, in hopes of a
reflexive compliment in return.
Perhaps, as you read this,
you are rolling your eyes, wondering
at the audacity of someone
who would complain
about something so seerrungly
trivial in comparison to a larger
social issue such as world
hunger. Let me assure you that
this is not trivial to me or to
most other typical women. I
am constantly submerged in
thin ima~es, slogans are sublimated
With attacks on my selfesteem,
and the forced competition
to look better than the
next woman is fierce. A large
part of my life has been consumed
with this incessant
worry; in fact, a large portion
of my day is devoted to mentally
berating myself for my
numerous bodily flaws.
The path to finding the
truth about why Ibelieve Iam
fat is a difficult and treacherous
one. It is wrought by
media representations, distorted
by self-perception, and
clouded with painful memories.
It seems an insurmountable
task to explicate the pain
that is invisible to society, the
double-standard
that is acceptable in
everyday media,
and the shame that
is a constant source
of confusion to me.
You may not
understand the pressure
that a woman
feels continuously
harassing her
throughout a typical
day. As a woman, I
am taught to be
uneasy about my
appearance.
On any given_
morning, I wake up
to hear an announcer
on the radio touting
the newest product
on the diet market
a miracle
weight· loss pill. He
explains the logic for
using the miracle
diet (thinner thighs,
a flat, firm, stomach,
a shapelier butt) and
finishes with an acute observation
- "If your diet hasn't
worked for you yet, what
makes you think it ever will?"
The television is on as my
usual morning routine is
rehearsed. Cover Girl reminds
me, the target audience, to use
their concealer if Iwant to be
an "ea.sy,,, h,reezy, beautiful
cover girl, L oreal encourages
me to beautify "Because I'm
worth .it," and Maybelline
whispers if Iwasn't born with
it, at least they can help
. ("Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's Maybelline").
My breakfast is a healthy
and nutritional shake, courtesy
of Slim-Fast. While I thumb
through a woman's magazine,
an article leaps out of the page
encouraging me to accept my
body the way it is. Opposite
the article is an ad picturing an
impossibly skinny woman and
a gorgeous man staring lovingly
down at her. All this is
bother me. Why indeed? Inthe
grand scheme of the universe,
my body weight is not important.
It will not land me a good
job, provide me with lots of
money, or secure my personal
_happiness - or will it? In my
experience, beauty and figure
are many times the inducement
for all these things. Are
women valuable to the Sports
Illustrated swimsuit edition
because they have a charming
personality and a sharp sense
of wit? Does the "fat
girl" you personally
know have dates
every weekend and
men who value her
intellect over her
appearance? How
many times have
you overheard a
male telling his
friends he would
never go out with a
certain girl because
IIshe exceeds his
maximum weight
limit?"
For women, the
relationship between
money ana appearance
is undeniable.
On weekends, I
work as a cocktail
waitress at a trendy
nightclub. Jessica,
my conservativelyclad
co-worker, has
been told if she
Cartoonby TyroneA. Payton wants a bigger tip,
she should show
barely able to fit into Calvin more cleavage. Iwear uncomKlein's
definition of an accept- fortably tight leather clothing,
able size for the female body. and not much of it, and I get
My fixation with fatness the tip she was denied.
begins, but doesn't end here. It A new bartender started
is cemented whenever Ilook in working at the bar. She has
the mirror and see a woman blonde hair, blue eyes, and
with thighs that don't have wears a size 5. "She's so hot"
three inches of space between "She's my dream girl," "He'v,
them, a stomach that lacks a what's that hot blonde chick's
defined six-pack, and an ass name?" "I'm waiting for that
that equals two of Kate Moss'. one - she can have my tip any
The "ideal woman" is the one day!"
pictured irr'Bowflex commer- Damn, why did she have to
cials, the one cast for the start working here? She's getromantic
lead in a movie, the ting all my tips .
one who smiles from the All these reasons have ferglossy
pages of a magazine. mented and infected my mind
This IS the reason Iwork out - - the fear of being passed over
not for health, not to increase by a love interest, of being
the longevity of my life, and undervalued because Iam not
not for personal enjoyment. It attractive physically, and of
is to lose weight and look "bet- not being able to wear cute
ter" in society's eyes. The loss clotJ:tes. because full-figure
or gam of a few pounds is the fashion IS far from fashionable.
impetus for elation or despair. Ihave been terrified into a rigAt
-this point, you may be orous workout schedule, have
wondering why Ilet all this learned to hate every sweetslurped
down with my morning
cup of coffee.
Shopping in a department
store is possibly the most grueling
attack on my sense of
well being. I am always
ashamed to find that Iwear the
largest size in the junior's
department, and, that a size
13714 borders on being fullfigured.
Calvin Klein does not
make sizes beyond mine, a
message that is not missed or
misunderstood. Clearly, I am
March 8, 2001
tasting morsel Ieat, and have
adapted to fear the opinion of
others. This is not a selfinduced
fear. Ido not imagine
these things; they are very real
pervasive, and harmful. 1 feel
as if Ihave no choice but to be
obsessed with my body
weight. If Iam not careful, all
the terrible things that "fat
girls" go through will Soon
become my fate. I may seem
vain in the sense that Iseem
preoccupied with my physical
appearance. Vanity, however,
suggests a certain satisfaction
with one's appearance, the
belief that perfection has been
achieved. r could not be any
farther away from this in my
mind. It is the rare occasion
when Ihave looked in the mirror
and have not had a ready
insult na~ging at the edge of
my conscience.
If my claim is not for vanity,
for a compliment, or for an
expected answer, then it is for
two entirely different purposes.
On the most basic level, itis
a weak plea for understanding,
for empathy in its simplest
form. Iwant someone to relate
to my self-loathing, a person
who knows what it is like to be
unhappy with the reflection in
the mirror. If you simply
answer with "You're not fat,"
then Iknow you don't understand.
Ask me to explain
myself, let me sniffle on your
shoulder as I explain my deficiencies,
or tell me that you
understand what it is like not
to live up to a certain image.
Explain to me that you know
why I think I'm fat but that you
don't agree.
Secondly, I am pleading
with you to stop buying into
the mediated images of feminine
perfection. I need you to
realize that although the skinniest
model may be attractive,
so is the healthiest of "real"
women. Allow yourself to
appreciate the feminine body
in it.s various forms, not just
the Image that is repeated in
every commercial, ad, and
music video. Tell the woman in
your life that you think she is
beautiful to you, not because
she has the thinnest, longest
legs, not because her butt can
fit in the palm of your hand,
and not because her six-pack
rivals that of your own. Tell
her that she is perfect because
she was made just they way
you warited.
M8ldl 8. 2001 THe Fl~
Remembering
the Homeland
The nostal/?ic memories take my breath away;
Remembermg the great time spent back home'
Gone are those days with the flashing of time;'
Never to come back again;
I wish, they leave the footprints behind;
Thus refreshing my thoughts and mind;
The love, care and affection of friends;
Enriched the life with memorable events;
Still, they are lively and fresh in mind;
And appear as new as an ocean tide;
Often, they make me struggle with my thoughts;
Flattering and making their own huge place;
I really long for those days to come back;
Sure I am they will;
When I'll go back to my homeland;
By Poonamdeep Sandhu
To My Parents
In verse in rhyme these lines sublime;
May reach my parents at home in good time;
Oh my parents;
Ur touch makes me feel so warm;
I always want u close to me;
U can help me to reach my destiny;
I am lucky to have parents like u;
U are loving and so much caring too;
I pray to God that u may live long;
And I keep listening to u like a sweet song;
My life without u is meaningless;
Like without a king we can't play chess;
U are the ones whom I love the most;
The status of parents is like a dignified post;
I am proud to be ur daughter dear;
It's u who understand me without reserve and fear;
To have u as my parents;
I feel so glad;
All strength in me is given by u;
U guide and teach me what to do;
I am thankful to u for being so kind;
So while doing my work I keep u in mind;
The trust u have in me;
I'll never let that trust to break;
I can do anything;
Oh my parents for ur sake;
U do so much for us right now;
There will be time when we will repay u;
I promise that we will do our best;
And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD OF U"
By Poonamdeep Sandhu
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for youth ages 6-17 in an educational and recreational setting. Supervisory
skills, educational background and experience working with youth of diverse bac kgrounds
are desired. Hours are basically Mon -Fri, 1-9 and every third Sat .• 9:30-4:30.
Program Coordinator- Immediate. full time opening far person to oversee after
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Volunteer Coordinator-10-15 hours a week to recruit, screen and monitor vo 1-
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"Portraits of Parks ide"
Black & White Photo Contest
The Admissions Office is holding a Black & White photo contest
All UW·Parkside studenis are encouraged to participate,
Create a theme for your entries or take candid snaps of
the University community.
Prizes ~illbe awarded for selected photos.
Watch the Ranger News for more details.
This is your chance to create your own "Portrall5 of P.rkslde:
REMEMBER; Photos need to be in black & white; color photos nol accepted.
For more information and details contact Sergio Corr .. in the
Admi"io .. omee (Moln Oil) or call 595-2300.
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Catch the ~Evolu~wn·. pi()neeringAJil.an-America.n bi-femini$t music .eeaet as she challenges
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Tuesday, March 27, 2001
Noon & 7:00 p.rn.
Union Cinema
Free Admission
Sponsored by .Pctkl$ide Amart O~tion, Gay &. Lesbian OrganiMtion. Womytl's Center,
Ofl'ke of Equity &.DM:rsH;y, and Student Activities.
fIWCh 8, 2001 THe RI:NGeA
-
Intramural Volleyball Standings
TEAM Wms
StrikeIS
The Avengers
Monkeys
FiTaBis
Odd Style
Shaken Not Stirred
Results:
February22
Monkeys defeat Strikers 15-10, 15-6, 15-13
Odd Style forfeited to FiTaBis
Shaken Not Stirred forfeited to The Avengers
Loses Pet.
4
4
3
2
1
1
1
1
2
3
4
4
.800
.800
.600
.600
.200
.200
March 1
The Avengers defeated FiTaBis
Strikers defeated Odd Style
Strikers defeated Shaken Not Stirred
15-6, 3-15, 15-4
15-6,4-15,17-15
16-14,15-5,15-6
158
151.5
115
NAIA National Wrestling Championships
4. Lindenwood University 114.5 7. Embry Riddle University (Az)
5. Montana St.-Northern 106.5 8. UW-Parkside
6. Cumberland College (Ky) 97.5 9.Mount St. Clare (Iowa)
10. Simon Frasier University
86.5
56
46.5
44.5
1.Southern Oregon
2.Missouri Valley College
3.Mary University (ND)
Very Involved at Parkside
V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...
Thriving in Chaos
by Marcy Hufendick, Student Health and Counseling
Monday, March 26, 2001
3:00 p.m. Union 106
{]
sponsored by Srudent Activities
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W
hen the Information
Technology
Practice Center
(ITPC) opened, the main purpose
was to give computer science
and MIS students handson
experience with current
technology. The second purpose
was to give undergraduates
students the opportunity
to work on projects with the
ITPC business partners. This
lab was a joint project between
the University and Snap-On
Tools, SC Johnson Wax and
Harley Davidson. The idea
originated from Cory Mason,
an alumni of Parkside, who is
director of Information Services
at Harley Division.
Dirk Baldwin, Associate
Professor of Information Systems,
says, "I think the ITPC
Jab is an important symbol of a
strong partnership between
Harley Division, Johnson Wax,
Snap-on, and UW-Parkside.
The relationship allows students
to work with professors
and IS professionals to develop
problem solving, leadership,
teamwork and design
skills." He also went on to say,
"The relationship also allows
the students to use some of the
latest equipment used in
industry. I think it is an exciting
opportunity for UW-Parkside
that distinguishes us
from many other universities.
"
When asked about the success
of the lab, Professor Baldwin
said, "I think this lab is
very successful, but we are
just starting." He also indicated
that the long-term overall
success of the lab is based on
short-term goals, such as each
individual project and semester,
and long-term goals.
"However, we have project
goals each year and sub-goals
each semester. At least along
some dimensions we canmeasure
our success by comparing
progress to our project goals.
On a longer-term basis, we
will measure success through
our relationships with the
partners, the number of MIS
and computer science students
using the lab, the number
of new MIS and computer
science students in the program,
and the placement of
March 8, 2001
our students in full time jobs."
This lab is different from a
standard lab due to the fact it
is only used, for special projects
and contains software
that is not available in other
labs, such as Visual Studio,
Oracle and Business Objects.
Secondly, it is set up in more
of a conference format
so that students
can work on
projects ill teams.
The main emphasis
is partnership.
For example, students
enrolled in
the Database Management
Systems
class can use the
lab for extra credit
projects. .
Currently,
mostly MIS students
use this lab
and an occasional
computer science
student who is
working on a project
with Professor
Baldwin. One of
the plans to
improve the lab
includes more The Information Technology Practice Center, sponsored by Harley Davidson, Snap.()n
com put e r s , Tools, and Johnson Professionals, gives MIS and IS students hands-on experience.
Information Technology Practice Center revi~i~ed
installing a wireless local area Baldwu:, Students who have
network (LAN), and installing used this lab have done wellin
new IBM AS/400 midrange the Job market. Not only do
~omputer Also the business they possess some techilical
departme;'t plans to create a skills that are difficult to
larger lab by tearing down the obtain, they g.am valuable
wall between MOLN 216 and teamwork, project mana~e218.
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p.m. A driver ,was
ci ted for failure to
stop at a stop sign.
Inc 01-179 HarassmentThreats,
University
Apartments, 3:47
p.m. A student
reported two other
students are threatening
and harassing
her. Residence Life
staff will handle any
discipline issues.
Student does not want
any further action
taken at this time.
02127/01
mph in a 45 mph zone.
Inc 01-182 Traffic
Violation, Wood Road
& Outer Loop Road,
11:41 p.m. A driver
was cited for failure
to stop at a stop
sign.
03/01/01
Inc 01-183 Personal
Property Theft,
Ranger HalL 10:19
a.m. A student
reported the theft of
a watch which. had
been left in a shower
room.
02/25101 Inc, 01-174 Emergency
Crlsls Intervention
Ranger Hall, 7:20
p.m. Officer
responded to a
reported student who
had been drinking and .
mlght become suicidal.
A UW-P counselor
was contacted and
officer along with a
housing director,
spoke at length with
the student until the
situation was no
longer serious.
Inc 01-176 Possession
of Marijuana, Universi
ty Apartments,
11:23 p.m. Officers
checking on a marijuana
complaint
found the room. full
of a smoke smell consistent
with marijuana.
One individual
was issued a
citation for possession
of marijuana.
02/26/01
Inc 01-172 Security
Alarm, Tallent Hall,
Educator's Credi t
Union, 10:59 a.m.
Officer answering a
motionalarm, checked
the of f ice area but
no-one was inside.
Alarm was canceled
and reset.
Inc 01-180 'Traffic
Violation, CTH E at
CTH JR, 12:17 a.m.
While on routine
patrol, officer
observed a vehicle in
front of him which
was displaying
expired plates. Driver
was cited for
non-registration of
vehicle. Plates had
been expired for
almost five months.
Inc 01-184 Traffic
Accident, Union parking
lot, 4:46 p.m.
One student's vehicle
struck another student's
vehicle. There
were no injuries to
the drivers. State
accident report completed.
Inc 01-185 Fire Alarm,
Molinaro Hall, 4:59
p.m~ Officer responding
to an alarm
checked the area and
found no smoke or
fire. .
Inc 01-1.77 Security
Alarm, Wyllie Computer
Support, 6:50
a.m. Officer
responding to an
alarm found it had
been set off accidentally
by an employee.
Area was found to be
clear.
Inc 01-173 Animals,
900 Wood Road, .1
mile South of CTH A,
1:20 p.m. Officer
found a dog behind
the power plant with
no ID tags. Humane
officer was called
and he took custody
of the animal.
Inc 01-181 Traffic
Violation, CTH E,
west of CTH JR, 6:25
p.m. A driver was
cited for speeding 64
Inc 01-178
Violation,
Loop at CTH
Traffic
Outer
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V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...
Etiquette
by Steve McLaughlin, Associate Vice ChanceUor for Student Affairs
Saturday, March 31 st
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4 p.m. Union 207
Every Friday Night is the Area's Hottest Under 21 Dance Party!
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FREE CLASSIFIEDSI
,
For a limited time only! The
Ranger News will print
your student classified ads
free of charge. Forms are
available at the newsstand
in front of the library and
between Wyllie and Greenquist
Hall. Call 595-2287 for
more information.
Announcements
Questions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
• Chess Club meets on Tuesdays
from 7pm-close in
Library Lounge 2nd floor.
Triple H Grange, LLC
Organic Boarding, Horseback
Private Lessons
'Boarding Sale! $175 per
month.
• Be inspired by nature.
Come fide with us.
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Services Offered
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Call 262-9664 and ask for
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FREE TUTORING
• Free tutoring is being
offered by the sfudents from
Student Technology Corporation.
Tutoring n the following
areas of computer
related software is available:
Microsoft Office, Using the
Internet Effectively, E=mail
and Creating Web Pages.
Tutoring will be by appomtment.
To schedule your
appointment, call Bob or
Cfuis at 595-2790.
HELP WANTED
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• Enjoy working with kids?
Kenosha Unilied School·
District's 21st Century
Community Learning Centers
are looking for Activity
leaders, Instructors, &
Tutors for paid after school
hours. If interested, please
call Gail Netzer 262-654-
6200 or 262-653-5923
• Do you enjoy working with
children? Would you like to
earn extra money? Apply
now for a childcare position
at NTC GreatLakes. Call
847-688-2110, Ext... 103 or
apply online at
www.ntcmwr.com
• Looking for 'caregiver for 5-
year old boy weekends, late
afternoons, or early
evenings. Flexible hours.
Near Parkside. If you enjoy
kids, please call. us. Judy
and Tom Milner 925-9976.
Summer Camp Counselors
Wanted.
• Friendly Pines Camp, in the
coo] mountains of Prescott,
AZ, is hiring staff for the
2001 season. May 27-July
29. Program offers horseback
riding, water-skiing,
rock climbing, fishing,
crafts, sports, and more.
Competitive salary. For
app/info call 520/ 4'15-2128
or email us at info@friendlypines.com.
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FOR SALE
1992 KATANA 600 GSX
• Custom paint-job, piped
and jetted. $2500 aBO. Call
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2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4
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1987 Mazda 626
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New brakes. Asking $950
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551-7431 or (work) 595-
2705.
1991 Ford F-150
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best
offer. Call 884-6812 and ask
for Jeremy.
1988 Pontiac 6000
• Maroon four door, four
cylinder, 103,000 mi, interior
/ exterior in good condition,
runs greaf, new tires,
exhaust, and alternator.
Complete maintenance
record Asking $1,500 aBO.
Call 595-2974 and leave a
message.
VOLUNTEER AND
INTERNSHIP
OPPORTUNITIES
At the Career Center
For further information, contact
Michelle Wegt!er at 595-
2011 or Roseann Mason at
595-2606 or stop by the
Career .C~nter, Wyllie 0173.
Case Management Assistant
at Vets Place - Southern
Center
• Assist Senior Case manager
with intake interviews.
• Assist new (formerly)
homeless vets with program
policies and procedures,
• Schedule residents for
group and individual counseling
sessions.
• Be a team member for case
plan reviews. .
• Assist in structured staffings
for case plan changes,
suspensions or discharges.
• Act as program staff liaison
to newsletter publishing
committee.
Public Information and
Coordination Assistant at
Vets Place - Southern
Center
• Assist Director and clinical
staff including contracted
professionals with the compilation,
layout, printing,
and distribution of quarterly
newsletters and program
brochures,
• Collect and prepare articles
regarding veterans and
homelessness or other concerns,
and assist resident to
improve writing skills.
• Assistin the coordination of
agenCIes and .programs
servmg the homefess populations
in Racine County
Assist the Homeless Ass~
tance. Coalition in arranging
meetings, mali notices
record notes of meelin~
and decisions and developa
generic brochure to advance
the mission of the coalition.
Foster Family Licensing
Studies
• Conduct safety checks of
homes.
• Run records.
• In terview prospective foster
parents.
• Write case notes.
• Place foster children into
licensed homes.
Foster Parent Recruiterl
Retention Specialist
• Distribute material to public
through employers, public
service groups, community
groups, etc. .
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THE A~NGEA
April 12, 2001
INSIOE
Page3 Allan awareness arrives al
Parkside in April
Fmnt Page continued
Page4
Mia's Horoscopes
Pages
Liquid Crack:
Running with the Bull
Page 7
Suggested drink list for
Nlimng end-of-semester
stress
Page8
New Parkside club
N<Ognizes community
importance
Page 12
This too shall poss
Page 13
Sports
Editor of the Week:
Sarah Olsen
University of Wisconsin-Parkside
Parkside student charged
in break-in
Zach Robertson
Sports Page Editor
University of WisconsinParkside
student
Clarence M. Easterling
was charged last Friday witfi
beating a custodian and robbery.
According to the Kenosha
News Easterling, 22, was arrested
for allegedly stealing pizzas
from a gas station in Ifie early
morning hours of April 4.
While Easterlin15 was m jail
police found evidence linkin!,l him to the attack of the custodian.
Easterling is accused of
wearing a mask like the one in
the movie "Scream'" du.ring the
attack on the custodian and
allegedly trying to break into an
Automated Teller Machine in
the Student Union. If convicted
Easterling could face up to 77
years in prison and $60,000 in
fines.
Dean of Students Steve
McLaughlin said that there is
going to be a student discipli- nary hearing al the University
when the police reports are fin- ished. Easterling could face sus- pension or expulsion. A suspen- sion would mean that he would
not be admitted into the Univ_ersity
for 2 years. An expul- s10n would be for an indefirute
amount of lime. The student
would have to appeal in order
to return to the University.
According to the Kenosha
News, campus police found the
ATM broken into on the morn- ing of April 2. The custodian
was found shortly alter in a
restroom with his feet bound
and arms tied behind his back
with black plastic straps. The custodian told police
that he was cleaning when two
people wearing "Scream•
maslcs entered and put a gun to
his head. The two men ordered
him to get on the floor and told
him that if he wasn't quiet, they
would kill him.
An officer received an
anonymous tip that Easterling
might have been involved. A
roommate showed the police a
bag that Easterling had given
him. The officers found a
"Screrun" mask and black plastic
tics.
The custodian, who has
asked to remain anonymous,
was taken to a nearby hospital,
where he received stitches in
his ear and was released.
Although the food service
workers were shook up by the
incident, they have remained
calm throughout the investigaA
mHk almilar to this one was wom during the April 4th break-in at Parllaide.
tion. "lhe workers were obvi•
ously concemed," said Paul
Ehlers Director of Dining Services.
"Many of our employees
have worked for us for qwte a
few years, and these thinl;jS just
don't happen at Parkside.
According to Ehlers the campus
police have been escorting
worl<ers into the building.
Talking Color retreat rewarding experience
Sanchez added that he enjoyed, "being free to talk openly about
what we didn't understand."
Sandy Struebing, a non-tradi- tional student commented, "I
liked the fact that l got to know
my classmates on a more personal
level."
issues. However, the retreat
gave me that opportunity. I feel
ihat there should be more
opportunities for discussion
am~ classmates about these
issues said Liz Jordan, a UW-P
sophomore.
____ Ju_lie Thompson __
During the Ja,,i weekend
in March, several UW-P
students and faculty
members converged al Riverbend
Nature Center to discuss
issues related to race, and lo
hopefully learn more about
their fellow UW-P students.
The second annual Talking OJ/or
Retreat was orgaru7.ed by Eng- lish Department Senior Lecturer,
Chris Christie and UW-P
seruor and PSGA Ptesident,
Joseph Rucker with help from
Christie's Ethnic Studies
290/490 students.
Although some retreat attendees
arrived with feelings of
anxiety about being filmed
while others arrived with questions
about race., Chris
Christie's biggest concern was
that the group would be too
timid to dlscuss such powerful
issues. But when all was said
and done, the overall reaction
to the weekend's events was
positive. 'The retreat was a welcome
forum to interact with people of
other ethnic h,,ckgrounds said
UW-P senior, Ray Sanchez.
"I learned a lot. We each had
a totally different outlook. I
learned that people of different
racial grour,s often misinterpret
each other· said UW-P freshman,
Prisilla Canada. "As a commuter I don't
often get the chance to talk to
my classmates about social
issues and other important
. Frida{ night's a~a. consisted
o eacli participant introducing
him or herselI, followed
by a getting-to-kr!Ow-you exer- ose, led by Curtis Bickham
from the Advising Center.
Afterwards, everyone enjoyed
making their own piu.as and
Contlnu«I on ,,,,,. 3
April 12, 2001
Page2
Aprlf 10 April 19
• Friends of the Library presents: "Political Construction of Asian American
Identity" w/author Leny Mendoza Strobel, 7 p.m., Owrlou._ Loung~ (5E!C•
ond floor of UW-Parkside Library), free
April 11
• Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Communication Arts
D118, free
• lnfoBrcaks: Introduction to Netscape email (Tom Peischl), free, 2 to 2:45
p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie O!50D
Aprll 12
• lnfo8reaks: CBT (Smartforce Computer Based Training) w /Pat Eaton, free,
2:15 to 3 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D
April 12-15
• Foreigr, Film: "Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl," China, subtitled, film shown:
Thur./ fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater; admission
by season pass.
April 17
• lnfoBreaks: Remote Access w /Sandy Ouveneck. free, 9:45 to 10:30 a.m.,
Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150O
April 18
• Noon Concert Student Recital, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free
• lnfoBreaks: Web of Science w /Cindy Bryan, free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional
Tech Center, Wyllie D150D
Co--Edltors-in.Chitf Reporters Cartoonists
• lnfoBreaks: Introduction to Scannin_g Graphics w /Don Lintner; free, 2:15 to
3 p.m., Ir,structional Tech Center, wyllie D150O
Apr/120
• Noon Concert Brass Ensemble, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free
• Second Annual Conference on Teaching & Leaming, 3 to 8 p.m., location to
be announced.
• Special event: New Student Orientation Day for fall 2001, open to campus
and community
April 20-21
• Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.O." Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets:
$10 adults; S7 students/seniors; group rates available. Call Diane Smith
at (262) 595-2564.
April 21
• Special event: RangerFest 2001, campus-wide program, all UW-Parkside
organizations will participate w /interactive booths, 10 a.m. lo 2 p.m., liee.
Sports and Activity Center Hours:
Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.
Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.
Monday through Wednesday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation.
Brenda Dunham T~nePayttm James Berry
S.rah Olsen na Coady DavidGehmg
GinaCiardo
Sheree Homer
Copy Editor Mel;s,a Stepru,,,son l'hol~hy Dlttcton
Melissa 51<,phenson Zach Rob<,rtson e/frey Alley
BcnSdunwll Kory Holm
DanFral<e Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop ~ RiayeemRaslud
Des1:i and Ulyout M~nagtr dela Lazano BusinetS Manager and participate as the meetings are open to • I
eter Jason Forchette MiJan.ka Sulejic Dan White those at Parkside.
'<I'.
Opinion Page Co-Edito,. $~~tor Ad...tiemg Manager Wy/1/e D-139C
• Chri,,tule Agaiby
TyronePa~ .,.. phone: (262) 595-2287
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fax: (262) 595-2295
Ranger Advi,or
Dena y Dave Buchanan
April 12, 2001
Page3
Asian awareness arrives at Parkside in April
TYfOM A Payton
Opinion Page Co-Editor
Tie Parkside Asian Organization
(PAO) represents a
mall fraction of Parkside's
student population, but
they have big plans for the Uni•
versity ana the rest of the
month.
Its members have been planning
the whole year to get the
chance to sponsor their club and
their Asian ethnicity this April,
which is Asian Awareness
month here at Parkside.
Most of the planned events
are still left for the end of this
month, but students may have
already caught a glimpse of
Asian culture when a vendor
shop was set up in Upper Main
Place from Tuesday, April 3 to
Thursday, April 5. The vendor
shop was decorated with
numerous items including cell
phone cases, eyeglass pouches,
pillow cases, bool< bags, colorful
stuffed snake, turtle, and lizanl
ornaments, and numerous
other sacks, satchels, packs, and
pUr'..CS.
For those three days, PAO
representatives manned the
vendor booth, as they sold over
$500 in native goods that were
manufactured m Thailand by
Laotian workers, acco~ to
PAO president Ymg Vang. t;'.ach
of these products were 1,cautifully
adorned as many of the
pouches and bags were garnished
with "pansdaos, an
Asian form of embroidery," said
Pakou Vang, one of Parkside's
new student senators in the
Parkside Student Government
Association. On Wednesday, the booth
operators gave a surprise as
many dressed up in Hmong
clothes. Pakou said these
clothes "basically consist of a
shirt, a _blouse, some jewelry,
and_ c~m bags of Laotian
design. The vendor shop is
just the beginning of more
upconung events. On Thursday, April 19th, an
Asian comedy troop called Stir
Talking Color continued
munching on homemade
brownies and cookies.
Bickham came equipped
with plastic cups and multi-colored
oeads. Each f>articipant
was asked to place the appropriate
colored bead into a plastic
cup depending on the partic•
1pant's answer. For example, if
the participant's physician is
white, he or she placed a white
bead in their cup. If the partici·
pant's physician is Asian, he or
she placed a tan bead in their
cup. At the end of the exercise,
all participants examined their
beads to determine if the participant
Includes pwple of d iver.;¢
l>~unds into their lives.
The Theatre of Empower•
ment, led by Communication
Department Professor, Jonathan
Shailor, ended the evening with
students re-enacting events
from their past that involved
racial discrimination. It was a
painful, eye-opening experi•
encc for most. -When we were forced to act
out, or see someone else act out
the 1'31'1 of a bigot, although it
was hard to do and see, it was
necessary so we could see
issues from the black view•
point" Struebing stated.
Rucker added, "Jonathan
Shailor was very inspiring, and
(he) create<! an unusually
relaxed atm06phere given the
fact that we were dealing with
Friday Night will be doing a
one hour performance in the
Union Cinema starting at 1:00
p.m. courtesy of Claudia
Mosley of the Office of MultiCultural
Affairs. Their main
purpose of their comedy is to
use humor to address Asian
stereotypes," said M06ley.
some senously strong topic,,,"
Sanchez's favorite activity
•·was when we were all instruct~ ed to strike a pose that defined
how we felt about something.
The rest of us would try to
determine what the subject was
trying to convey, which helped
give us an insight we dian't
fiave, but it also gave us, as su~
jects, an insight into how others
perceived us."
Unfortunately, although
Rucker and Christie made
numerous attempts to attract
students, the number of partici•
pants was low. "I was let down and so was
Chris Christie. This type of
retreat is critical. It opens up a
whole new avenue ol Jeamm17, and is a powedul ex~riencc,'
stated Rucker.
Also, Friday, April 20th, the
PAO will be sponsoring a dance
in the Union Square from 9:00
p.m. to 2:00 a.m. On Monday,
April 23rd, there will al.so be a
social located in the Den from
12:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., but the
month isn't done yet
An Asian ethnic dancer,
SeulGhcz'.:s reaction to the low
turnout was similar, '1he group
was small, and some of us were
less represented than others as
far as numbers went, but the
messages were clear, and we
proved that the silence could be
broken. I'd really like to see this
kind of retreat become more
well established, a venue that
allows barriers to be crossed
even briefly."
Yet, despite low turnout,
Christie wasn' t deterred as she
carried out a final exercise. She
instructed participants to
divide according to race and
then to prepare a list of questions
that each wanted to ask
the other race, an exercise she
called, "fishbowl". While some
quc."Stions were clightly arous~
ing, most were thought provokPeggy
Myo-Young Choy, is
scheduled to enlighten a crowd
in the Union Square on April
26th. This event will begin at
1:00 p.m. and is sponsored b{.
the Office of Stt1dent Multi-Cu •
tural Affairs, respectfully from
Carmen Ireland.
The PAO has big plans for
this month, but these events
aren't the only bright thing
about this club. Pakou is not the
only PAO member in tl>P !'!,(;A.
Newly elected senator, Peng
Her, was awarded a seat beside
his fellow PAO member. Also,
Ying will be graduatini; this
May with her major in cruninal
justice, and another _graduate,
PAO secretary, lien Chau, will
be getting her second bachelor's
degree in political science with a
legal studies concentration to
add to her bachelor's degree in
French,
"Vhen asked about what the
PAO taught her most, Ying said,
"It has helped me to be more
o~ while still Jetting me
talce a part in my ethnicity."
O,.,u also rccolleded on how
exciting it was to spend her fall
graduation semester as an
int'?tn fnr 1 Jnitro States Senator
for WISCOnsin, Russ Feingold, as
she worked for immigration
services as a caseworker along
with constituency.
The PAO representatives and
the Office of Student Multi-Cul·
tural Affairs has all of these
events coming up in. this mon!h
to display the diversity of the
Asian culture. There are many
p061ers hanging up in the uruversity
hallways, and to find
out more about cultural happenings
at Parkside, visit tne
Office-of Student Multi-Cultural
Affairs locan?d in Wyllie Hall
next door to the Parkside Activities
Resource Center.
ing. For c-,x;implP, one student
asked, 'Would any of you trade
f>laces and become black for one
<lay?" Although the initial
response was ·•yes," it quickly
change to "no" after the student
changed the ?uestion to, "What
if you couldn t go back to being
white?" A question U,at caused
white students to stumble and
to contemplate was, "How does
it kcl to be white?"
When asked what her overall
response to the retreat was,
Christie's said,· Attendance was
somewhat low. I'm disappointed
that we didn't have more
e thnic diversity," Although
attendance was low, most atten· dees were grateful for the experience,
and beyond a doubt,
they left with a greater understanding
of each other.
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Mia's Horoscopes
___ M_ l_lanka Sulojlc __ _
Staff Reporter
Capricorn
December 22- )anuary 19
Capricorn th rives in the era
of the specialist. Your comer
of the universe is hot property
and you know it better than
anyone. When chOOGing com~
petent support stall, you get
first pick.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Making excuses is a cheap
form of creativity. People are
more impressed by something
that will last for ages. Take
your skills out of the closet
and prove to you rself what
you can do with them.
Pisces
February 19- March 20
A staJJed vehicle slips into
gear and roars into action.
Your dark days arc over. Open
the curtains and look out upon
the world that awa its you.
Throw yourself passionately
at the next attractive opportunity.
Libra
September 23-0ctobcr 22
An ideal rises above its
material accessories. The
game is more than the pieces
that you move around the
board. Ask others to determine
who else might be sharing
your dream.
Scorpio
October 23-Novcmber 2.1
The Scorpio moon dominates
the week with you as its
favorite. Some will see you in
all your magic, while others
only perceive the mischief that
it causes. Those who sense
your overwhelming love are
quick to forgive.
Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
The first try serves as a map
of the landscape that you currently
inhabit. Everyone still
has a different idea of what is
happening. Your next attempt
should introduce style and
meaning to those who know
you better.
Aries
March 21-April 19
An easy target is likely to
shatter on impact. It's best to
swaJJow your anger, although
you're the one who might get
hurt. II you can't be nice to
othc-rs.. at least trP.at you!'5ielf
like royalty.
Taurus
April 20-Mary 20
You enjoy being a part of a
scene that may not be altogether
good for you. If trouble
leaves you unscathed, don't
invite it back for another
round. Under the Scorpio
moon, Taurus stands on precarious
grounds.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
Your impulse to be alone
might cheat you out of observational
knowledge. This
dance is open to the public.
Watch your opponent's footwork,
even if they don't slip,
you can still learn something.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
The Scorpio moon casts
you in a bright, outgoing light.
You're playful and articulate
for much of this week. Neighborhood
business associates
sec a different, more fun side
of your personality.
Leo
July 2~August 22
CO undercover. Your t:\!S-"
pects act naturally when
they're oblivious to the outsider
in their midst. The most
comfortable way to maintain•
fa~ade is to have at least one
person to whom you can open
your heart.
Virgo
August 23-September 22
Feel free to wonder about
things that you don't fully
understand. An open n,iJ1d
helps you pass many rich
hours. The Scorpio moon has
a p owerful lesson to teach
you.
LISTEN UPI
April 12, 2001 Opinion Page
Liquid Crack: The Running of the Bull
Tyrone A Payton
Opinion Page Co-Editor
36 hours of overstressed
nerves nearly shattered me past
my reality 6reaking point two
weeks ago ti •II ~n during
my usual Friday night late shift
at good ol' Brcwmasters Pub on
the south side. It seemed that
the majority of the staff was getting
into this new Red Bull cnergy
ilrink.
You may have seen the com- mercials w,th its clever cartoon
illustrations and clipping catch
phrase, "Red Bull gives you wii-
,ngs!" Well, it seems from wordof-mouth,
my Brcwmasters
facility has found a new adrenaline
zapped resource to keep
them catapulted into a state of
readiness, because the Red Bull
epidemic spread fast.
That Fnday, two weeks ago,
was the day Red Bull eradicated
my physical and mental health
for the entire nij;ht spanning
into the next evening. Around 7
p.m., 1 chugged the cylindrical
Junkie drinlcand waited to see if
my patience would be rewarded.
Unbeknownst to me, Red
Bull was about to take me on a
day and a half of pure
roller coaster insanity.
This silver and blue
can dispenses a shade of
tan liquid that is similar
to a real bull's hide.
This liquid tastes like
smashed Skittles, but
unfortunately is over•
powered in its .after
taste by the carbonic
acid. It states on the can
that this elixir will
increase endurance and
reaction speed, but is
not intended for the caffeine
sensitive.
lhat was the catch
live. After alL like most college
students, I enjoy the regular cup
of coffee. Well, Red Bull is a far
shot from your ordinary coffee.
Heck, I'd consider ii a galaxy
away from a simple espresso
shot. This liquid crack kept me
'
up forever.
1 call it liquid crack, because
of its unfortunate side effects.
My hypersensitivity to caffeine
was evoked by this strange concoction.
I fowtd myselI completing
homework that was due
wecl<s away from this
tl.me of ron~umpliun
and cleaning my room
more thoroughly than a
French maid. When Saturday
came around and
I was scheduled to do
another late shift,
though I came off my
high as if 1 plummeted
from a mountain summit
,&",
for me. Before now, I ~
never considered ,,_,~ ~ 11 8 V RNS :J"' w , "!!" !
1 never felt my body
fall into such a lethar}\ic
state as I was in that Sat•
urday. All! cared about
was slamming my head
down on my pillow and
catching some well
deservea Z's. My brain
told me to shut my eyes, myself caffeine sensi- L---------------'
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but they felt as if they were sta- pled to the back of my head. I
had no control over my functions.
11 was as if my blood- alcohol content was doubled
and l was in a dysfunctional
stupor.
App.,rcntly this withdrawal
i:, sinilltu· to tne ,,•ithdra\Val of a
cocaine fix after its rejection
from the system after an
exposed time. No, rm not on
drugs, a server at my work just
harpened to know this insight• fu 'knowledge. Well, if you
dare to experience my private
hell, than be my si!esl, I just
hope_you don't go off the deep
ena like me. Oh, hey, you can even take
your choice between your
body's destroyer now. It
appears that Sobe has e,•en
started their own juice junkie fix
called Sobe Adienaline Rush
with its patented ti2ards in the
S-shape. Ifs your choice, the
lizard or the bull.
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Suggested drink list for relieving end-of-semester stress
Recipes taken from the Digital Bartender website
Comfortable Fuck Buddy
A favorite with late-night
study buddies.
Ingredients:
Southern Comfort, Peach
Schnapps, 7-up, Sweet and
Sour
Instructions:
Tall drink glass take ingredients
as listed and pour into
glass in equal parts. start as
such 1/4 southern comfort,
1/4 peach schnapps, 1/4 7-
up, and top off with 1/4
sweet and sour and enjoy!
Contributed By: Space Ace
Dirty Girl Scout
Dedicated to aJI the secretly
naughty good girls out there.
Ingredients:
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 tsp Creme de Menthe
Instructions:
Combine all the ingredients and mix. Pour into a glass
filled with ice.
Contributed By: The Digital
Bartender
Frozen Cappuccino
For the ivy-league college
student.
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Irish Cream
1 /2 oz Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz Hazelnut Uqueur
1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
1/ oz Light Cream
1/2 cup Ice
Instructions:
B_Jend until smooth. Sprinkle
cinnamon sugar on top and
add a cinnamon stick for a
stirrer.
Contributed By: The Digital
Bartender
Liquid Cocaine
A favorite with The Ranger
News editors and anyone
else under too much pressure.
Ingredients:
2 sbots Southern Comfort
2 shots Amaretto
Splash of Grenadine
Orange Juice
Instructions:
In an 8 oz glass, add Southern
Comfort and Amaretto.
Fill with Orange Juice. Top
with Grenadine.
Contributed By: The Digital
Bartender
Three Legged Monkey
What you wi.l walk like after
you drink a few of these.
Ingredients:
1 oz Crown Royal
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Pineapple juice
Instructions:
Shake and stiain, into rocks
glass.
Contributed By: The Digital
Bartender
Toasted Blow Job
Need we say more?
Ingredients:
Kailua
Ammoretta
Milk
Ice
Instructions:
Mix, Shake, Serve
Contributed By: Corey
Hair on your balls
Grow some.
Ingredients:
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Jack Daniels
2 oz Orange Juice
Instructions:
Mix the shit up and drink.
Contributed By: Amanda
Brain Hemorrhage
Save this one for after your
last final.
Ingredients:
Peach Schnapps
Bailies
Touch of Grenadine
Instructions:
Get a shot glass pour 2 3rds
Peach Schnapps, pour bailies
onto the top of a spoon so' as
it sits on top of the schnapps
and then a drop of grcnaame
"remember just a drop of
Grenadine",
Contributed By: Gaz C
Cumstain
A toast to every couch in the
dorms with !hat strange
smell always lingering
around it
Ingredients:
goldschlager
white creme de cacao
malibu
milk
Instructions:
mix liquor in shot glass
put a few drops of milk in
the shot
Contributed By: avilee smith
G- Spot
Here's one any man could
find.
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Grand Mamier
1 oz. Stole Oranj
Splash Triple Sec
Splash Orange juice
Splash Sprite
Instructions:
Shake Grandma, ,•odka,
triple sec and OJ, after shaken
add a splash of Sprite and
strain into shot glass. Enjoy!
Contributed By: AtlBartenderPia
Dr. Feelgood
A toast for that one creepy
professor.
Ingr~di1:,,~.
Bacardi 151
Dr. Pepper
Ice
Powered Sugar
Cherry
Instructions:
Put the ice in the glass, pour
2-3 shots of 151 on the ice.
Fill the rest of \\lass with Dr.
Pepper. Top drink with sugar
and drop in the cherry.
Contributed By: The Choads
Dirty Monkey
What can be found in sweaty
gym shorts at the Sports and
Activity Center.
Ingredients:
1 oz. Banana Liqour
1 oz. Kahlua
Dash of pure Vanilla Extract
Top of with Half and Half
Instructions:
Add all the above ingredients
in a shaker and serve on the
rocks
Contributed By: Neil Thomas
(Harbor S
Screaming Nazi
You know you've had a few
of these for teachers - take a
shot for every one.
Ingredients:
1 oz Jaegermeister
t oz Peppermint Schnapps
Instructions:
Combine and drink. Good if
chased with milk.
Contributed By:
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New Parkside club recognizes
community importance
_Courtney Chr1stllns.n _ _
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Anew club started this
semester at Parkside
• called Students in
Action (SIA). During the
week of March 26th•30tfi they
advertised their club in Wyllie
Hall, where they had a raffle
for books, Jamaican dolls and
a Parkside I-shirt. They also
gave away several free journals
titled "Through Others'
Eyes," which contained
papers written by Parkside
students. The journal was
sponsored by SIA and PSGA
president of SIA and a sophomore
English major.
One of the goals of SlA is to
help the community around
Parkside. They expressed an
interest in working on more
projects with the Parkside
Communi'}'. Outreach Club
(PCOC). I'm interested in
becoming more involved here
on campus, said Jesse Bennett,
Vice President of SIA and
junior Business major.
Another soal is to get students
more mvolved oy pub- lishing their papers in their
l
·ournals. They also would
ike to see more students recognized
for academic achievement
by having an academic
awards ceremony at the end
of the school year.
sit. "We just want to get
involved in the community to
see growth and chan_ge.
That's our motive for getting
involved, " said Ishihara.
SIA has recently done a
blanket drive for newborns in
Kenosha Hospitals and a book
drive.Members of SIA attended
a Student Awards Banquet
on April 5th, where they were
recognized as one of several
new clubs at Parkside.
On April 7th, SIA partici·
pated in Huni;er Cleanup, a
volunteer pro1ect that helps
solve the problems of hunger and homelessness, with otlier
clubs and student volunteers
from Parkside.
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Each person in lhe class had to
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Horizons" said Kelly Ishihara,
SIA is interested in volun- teering their time at Women's
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This too shall pass
Advocates Help Sexual Assault Victims
Missie Stephenson
--Opinion Page Co-Editor
Are you willing to take 24
hours out of your month
to help those in need?
Put your spare hours to good
use by becoming a sexual
assault health advocate.
Advocates go through train- ing to become more eaucated
about sexual assault. There are
five 3-hour training sessions
required to be an advocate. In
these sessions, volunteers are
taught how to help assault victims,
their families and friends.
Future advocates learn the
emotions behind assault, what
the victim is feeling, the procedures
they will go through in
the examination room, and
some of the legal procedures
the family can follow to prosecute
the offender.
When an advocate is called,
they go to the hospital after
someone has been raped,
molested, or sexually assaulted
and act as an advocate".
Advocates help family mem- bers cope with what their
loved one is going through and
explain to tfiem what Ifie vic- tim will be going through
when at the hospital.
Advocates also help explain
to family members fhe emotions
they and the victim may feel, and that what they are
feeling is normal. Having an
advocate at the hospital tielps
the victim and their family to
feel that they are not alone.
Advocates are there for support,
to answer questions on
the procedures the victim goes
through, and help them learn
to cope.
One example would be that
many victims recoil when
touched by fa.mlly members
after being assaulted. Advocates
are there to explain to
them that this is a normal reaction
and is not because of anything
they did.
When on call, advocates
have a phone with them for a
12-hour period. Shifts range
from morning, night or all day.
They are allowed to sleep during
the 12 hours. The requirement
is just to be able to drop everything and get to where
they are needed. There are
monthly meetings to catch up
and refresh on what is happening.
April is Sexual Assault
Awareness Month. There will
be a peace walk on April 29th,
details are still in the making
on where it will be held. There
will be bands, a Walk for Peace
and speakers. To find out
more, visit the Womyn's Center
on campus.
You may also call Moira
Kalichman at 399-0625 and
le.ive a message. If you or anyone
you know has been
assaulted and wants help, or
just wants to talk, call the
assault hotline at 637-7233.
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Ranger Fest 2001
,April 12, 2001 THE: RANGeR
Men's baseball red hot
- Dena Coady
Sports Page Report..-
The men's baseball team
on Saturday, March 31,
swept Missouri-St. Louis
at home. The Rangers first
game against Missouri was a
5-0 victory. The Rangers
accounted for 11 hits. First
baseman Ryan Thiede had
two hits, as did designator
hitter Michael Elliot and short
stop Mark Prina.
Last year's second team
All GLVC-Honors pitcher
Ri ley Gostisha gave up only
four hits. Elliot came away
with two RBI's. Right fielder
Erik Kraemer also had two
RBI's.
In the second game against Missouri, the Rangers ran
awav with a 6-1 win. Rangers
had 'seven hits, as opposed to
Missouri's three hits. Left
fielder David Devey had three
hits and three RBI's. Three
Rangers were hit by a pitch,
Ryan Thiede, Brian Rehm,
and Mark Prina. Pitcher Scott
Dreyer gave up only three
hits, and pitcher Steve Kargus
gave up no hits.
On Sunday, April 1, the
Ransers swept Quincy University.
In the first game the
Rangers knocked down four
hits, two of the hits came from
center fielder Jason Morgan.
Left fielder Erik Kraemer and
second baseman Brian Rehm
had an RBI each. Catcher
Frank Gagliardi was hit by a
pitch. Pitcher Aaron Taylor
gave up the five hits by Quincy
and he gave up one run.
Pitcher Micfiael Elliot gave up
no runs or hits. The Rangers
did pull away with a 3-1 win.
1n the second game against
Quincy, the Rangers came
away with 10 hits. Three of
the hits were from left fielder
Erik Kraemer. Right fielder
David Devey had two RBl's.
The Rangers pitchers Walter
Vojacek and Matt Sattersten
each combined for a perfect
game, with the exception of
the two runs in the second
inning. The Rangers won 6·2.
According to coach Sal
Bando Jr. six of the !'itchers
Riley Gostisha, Scott Dreyer,
Aaron Taylor, Matt Sattersten,
Michael Ellis, and Walter
Vojacek played hard over the
weekend. "Michael Ellis is a
valuable weapon out of the
bull pen for us," said Bando.
Walter Vojacek, who is coming
back from surgery, coach
Bando said, -Walter played
five innings over the week•
end."
Coach Bando went on to
say that the pitching was outstanding
and that tlie top four
pitchers gave them chances to
win. As far as a team, "There
was good pitching and the
defense was exceptional. We
only gave up two errors in
lour games."
Junior /itcher Walter
Vojacek sai , "Best weekend
we had all year. All three
aspects were working pitchini;,
hitting, and defense."
Voiacek also stated that his
arm felt good to play and that
he played five innings without
any soreness.
Next up for the Rangers is
Northern Kentucky Uruversity
at home, tomorrow at
noon. Also Saturday, April 14,
at noon. Let's hope those
Rangers continue to stay red
hot.
Baseball
Page 13
UW-P softball sweeps Bellannine
and Kentucky Wesleyen
Dena Coady
SportaR__,
UW-P softball squad topped Bellarmine, 2-1 and 7-2 on
Saturday, March 31. UW-P also outlasted Kentucky
Wesleyen on Sunday. April 1, 2-1 and 3-2 A steal from third
base to home plate won the game on Sunday. The softball
team traveled to St. Francis on Wednesday, April 4. They
did return home for games on Saturday, April 7, and Sunday
April 8. Saturday's game was against St. Joseph's. Sunday's
game was against IUPU-Fort Wayne.
Ranger track teams fair well in
Wheaton Invitational
Dena Coady
SportsRaponor•
On Saturday, March 31, the men's and women's track
teams took part in the Wheaton Invitational. The UW-P men
finished sixth place out of 19 teams participating. The
women's team was 12th out of 17 teams participating. Winners
for UW-P were Josh Slaml<a in the 400 meter; Bob Sikorski
in the high jump; Jason Meekma in the 1,500 meter; and
Erin Enright in the 3,000 meter.
The winning streak for the UW-Parkside Ranger baseball team stands at 7 after the team swept Lewis, 3-2 and 5-3 at Oberbrunner Field last
Wednesday. The first game counted in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) standings and lifted the Rangers to 5-3. They are now m second
place m the conference's North Division.
After the wins, UW-Parkside was 20-8 overall. Coach Sal Bando's crew played at Southern Indiana and SIU-Edwardsville over the weekend.
Intramural Volleyball Standings Intramural Men's Basketball
TEAM Wins Loses Pct. TEAM Wms Loses Pct.
Strikers 7 2 .750
The Avengers 7 2 .750 And 1 10 1 .9QCJ Monkeys 6 3 .670
FiTaBis Hazard County 9 2 .818 3 6 .330
Odd Style 2 7 .220 PCF 9 2 .818
Shaken Not Stirred 2 7 .220 Wind Lake Ice 6 7 .461
Results: The Pomstars 5 6 .571
March 29 Blazers 4 7 .363
The Ave;Jtrs defeated Strikers 15-11, 15-9
Shaken ot Stirred forfeited to FiTaBis Teaml 3 8 .272
Monkeys defeated Odd Style 15-5, 15-10 HNIC 1 10 .090
April 5
Gad Style defeated FiTaBis 15-4, 15-11, 15-4 Standings will be updated weekly. Monkeys defeated Strikers 1&-o, 15-11, 15-10
The Avengers defeated Shaken Not Stirred 15-2, 16-14
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3/30101
Inc 01-277 c rim in a 1
Damage to State Property,
University Apartments,
1:30 a.m. A
student reported loud
voices outside his ro::xn
and then his door burst
open and several male
subjects entered. 'The
apartment resident
chased them into the
ccmron area. A check
of the area revealed
beer cans, bottles,
food, etc in the corrmon
area of l.he apartment.
Incident pending further
investigation.
Inc 01 278 Disorderly
Conduct/Underage Alcohol,
Liu versi ty Apartments,
2:17 a.m. An
unidentified caller
reix>rted subjects
t h r o w i n g
bottle~/garbage off a
balcony. 'Three inc:lividuals
were issued
citations for underage
t drinking violations-1st
offense and one individual
for 2nd offense.
Inc 01- 279 Traffic Violation,
4200 Block of
CTH A, 7:55 a.m. A driver
was cited for
speed'.ng 69 mph in a 35
mph zone.
Inc 01-280 Personal
Property Theft, Moli
naro 115, 12:21 p.m. P
student reported her
wallet missing. No
suspects or witnesses
at this time.
Inc 01-281 Security
Alarm, UnlVerSlty
House, 12:23 p.m. Officers
responded to a
call regarding a malfW\ction
of an alann
system. Alarm was
reset and residence
secured. The alarm
company will be called
to service the systan.
Inc 01-282
Conduct,
Apart11lents
Disorderly
University
oore building,
4 :04 p.m. A student
raportQd anothQt:'
student had pushed her
into a wall. Investigation
revealed there
had l:)een previous conClict
between the two
individuals. No further
police involvement
is needed at this time.
Both parties agreed to
have the incident
referred to ,, housing
officials.
rnc 01-283 s t o l e n
Vehicle, .Ranger Hall,
5 :56 p.m. A parent
reported her vehicle
stolen which had been
loaned to a roomnate by
her son. It ls
MlimPrl C"'Ar will be
returned within a few
days. case inactive
until further information
develops.
Inc 01-284 T r a f f i c
Violatjon-Operating
While Intoxicated, C'lli
E at Wood Road, l :08
a .m. UPPS officer
stopped a vehicle for a
defective headlight.
Investigation revealed
driver was intoxicated
and citations were
issued for CMI, 1st
offense and blood alcohol
content over .10.
Subject was transPQrted
to Kenosha County jail
and the vehicle towed
from the scene.
3131/01
Inc 01-285 Medi c a l
Assist, SAC Pield'>ouse,
11 :44 a .m. A visitor
was injured when he 'Was
hit by a pole vault
bar. Kenosha Med Unit
5 transported subject
to Aurora Medical
Facility for treatment.
4/01/01
Inc 01-286
ASsist,
Agency
Ranger Hall
lot, 10:54 p.m. Kenosha
Sheriff Dept. requested
UPPS officer assist
with a subject on an
active warrant. KSD had
follo,,-ed subject who
had fled from Pet· s
Park into Ranger Hall
lot. SUbject was t.aken
im:o custody by KSD and
UPP$ officer cleared.
4/02/01
Inc 01-287 Suspicious
Circumstances, Ranger
Hall, 12:00 a.m. Officers
responded to a
report of an individual
who had passed out in
level 3. Investigation
revealed this was an
April Fool's joke.
SUbjects were warned
about their behavior.
Inc 01-288 Ar.ned Robbery,
union Building,
3 :51 a .m. Officer on
patrol noticed the A'IM
machine had been broken
into. A food service
cue todian was later
found bound and injured
in a food service locker
room . Investigation
continuing.
Inc 01-289 Weapon Violation/Illegal
Dis- charge, Ranger Hall
exterior, East side,
9:36 p .m. A ctudcnt
reported hearing a gunshot
outside her bedroan
window·. Officer
checked the area with
neg~tive results.
4/03101
Inc 01-290 Security
Alarm, Corrm. Arts, 7:59
a.m. An employee accident.ally
set off the
a l arm system. Everything
was found to be
ok.
Inc 01-291 T r a f f i c
Violation, C1'H G and
outer LOOp Road, 9: 06
p.m A driver who
T He RANGeR April 12, 2001
failed to stop for a
stop sign was issued a
written warning for
l.hat offense and a
citation issued for.
mandatory seatbelt.
me 01-292 Tr a f f i c
Violation, CTH G and
outer LOop Road, 9:29
p.m. A vehicle with a
headlight out was
stopped and driver
issued a citation for
mnndatory seat belt.
4/04/01
Inc 01-293 Tr a f f i c
Violation/0\ll, HWY 31
at HWY e, 12:33 a .m. A
driver who failed to
stop at a red light was
found to be intoxicated.
Citations were
issued for operating
while intoxicated and
mandatory seat belt
violation.
Inc 01-294 A g e n c y
Assist, Amoco Gas Station,
30th Avenue &
15th Street, 2:39 a.m.
Officer assisted in
locating a subject
regarding a theft . One
suspect was taken i nto
custody.
Inc 01-295 Fire Alam,
Greenquist Hall, 10:32
a.m. Officers resl)olld.
ing to an alarm fc:,Jlld
it LO have been caused
by workers flushing
fire hydrants.
Inc 01-296 State Ptx,perty
Theft, Ranger
Hall, ll:33 a.m. An
employee reported a SU.'>
of money taken from her
office. Incident pending
further investiga- tion.
Tnc 01 297 Suspicious
Circumstances, Visitor·
s parking lot,
12:42 p.m. A staff
member reported receiv- ing a profane note oo
his parked vehicle. No
suspect or witnesses.
4/05/01
Inc 01-298 Traffic Vio- lation, HWY 31 at fftl'/
E, 5: 59 a .m. A vehicle
with no taillights was
stQpped. Driver was
cited for mandatory
seatbelt violation.
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April 12, 2001
FREE CLASSIFIEDS!
For a limited time only! The
Ranger News will print
your student classified ads
free of charge. Forms are
available at the newsstand
in front of the library and
between Wyllie and
Greenquist Hall. Call 595-
2287 for more information.
Announcements
QuMtions about abortion?
Make an informed choice.
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.
• Chess Club meets on Tuesdays
from 7pm-dose in
Library Lounge 2nd floor.
• 1 roommate needed for halt
house. $250 a month.
Washer and dryer includ•
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and the Boat House. CaU
Christy @ 605-0287.
• Ladies ring found in Ladies
washroom (Upstairs Wyllie).
Mainly a gold ring
with stones, please
describe though. Call (312)
286-7315 or e-mail me:
dos1er@1friendly.com if
you believe it belongs to
you.
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Organic Boarding, Horse·
back
Private Lessons
• English equipment
• 15 miles of trails
• Be inspired by nature.
Come ride with us.
7417 - 7 Mile Road
David Higgins
(262) 681-2964.
www.rbcisfree.com
Services Offered
FREE TUTORING
• Free tutoring is being
offered by the students
from Student Technology
Corporation. Tutoring n
the following areas of com·
puter related software is
available: Microsoft Office,
Using the Internet Effectively,
E-mail and Creating
Web Pages. Tutoring will
be by appointment. To
schedule your appoint•
ment, call Bob or Cfui.s at
595-2790.
HELP WANTED
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• Free online college apartment
search. Ranked #1
apartment site for colleg,
students. EARN CASH, 6,
an ApartmentRenting.com
campus representative.
Clerical Position
• Part time clerical position,
$7 /hr. Duties include
record keeping and general
office knowledge oT medical
terminology a plus.
Send resume to 7611 Pershing
Blvd., Kenosha, WI
53142
• Enjoy working with kids?
Kenosha Unified School
Oh .. ttid's 21st Century
Community Learning Centers
are looking for Activity
leaders, Instructors, &
Tutors for paid after school
hours. If interested, please
call Gail Netzer 262-{;54-
6200 or 262-653-5923
Disc Jockey Wanted
• •No experience necessaryWe
are looking for outgoing
people to work in thE
music and video busines~.
Must be available to won
weekends and have a valid
driver's license. Part-nm,
positions are available fo,
Spring/Summer 2001. Call
to set up an interview!
262-632-6828 X 5
1 •SOO•Disc•Jockey
Marketing Representative
• Are you looking for a
CAREER, not just a job? If
you said yes1 Northshore
Business Technology has
what you've been rooking
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• Locally owned since 1938
• Vendor /Reseller for Major
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• Attractive Benefits Package
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• Product Training Provided
• Sales Experience Preferred
An excellent opportunity for
the right candidate.
Send Resume:
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BUSINESS TECHNOLOGY
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9114 58th Pl., Suite 100
Kenosha, WI53144
Phone: 262-657-3355
Fax: 262-6571575
Equal Opportunity Employer
• Athletics Department looking
for aerobic kickboxing
instructor. The UW-Parkside
Athletics Department
wants to start an intermural
kickboxing class for the
second eight weeks of the
semester. Now all the class
needs is an instructor. Stu·
dents who are interested in
the ~osition and have
experience that would
qualify them to fill this role
are askea to call Melissa
Wolter at ext. 2127.
Outdoor Summer
Employment
• Camp Singing Hills nea
Whitewater, WI is seekini
Counselors, Lifeguards, a
Craft Director, and Program
Staff. Room/Board includ
ed with salary. June 18 -
August 4. Saturdays off
Contact Theresa at 262-598-
0909 or tbrady@girlscoutsracineco.org.
Work witl
kids! Work outdoors! Hav,
fun! Positions filling quick
ly.
FOR SALE
1987 Mazda 626
• V4 2.0 engine, Runs great!
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New brakes. Asking $950
OBO. Call Ashi at (home)
551-7431 or (work) 595-
2705.
1988 Ford Escort
• 5 speed, good cheap transportation.
$500 Call Sarah
(262) 633-3786.
1991 Ford F-150
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best
offer. Call 884-6812 and ask
for Jeremy.
1999 Hyundai Tiburon FX 2
Door Coupe
• V4 2.0 engine, 5 spd. numual
transmission front wheel
drh•e. 28,500 miles, asking
$10,900, FulJy Loaded.
Questions call Dave Higgins
at (414) 282-6870 and
Jeave a message.
1997 Mazda 626 UCI
• $8,000 Call 262-595-3133
18 Inch Wheels and Tires
• $1,800 o.b.o. Call 262-595-
3133
1990 Cadillac Fleetwood
• 93,000; Ice Cold A.C.; great
running car. Call Vanessa
Johnson at 633-3761 or email
at john056@uwp.edu.
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asian-americans
ethnic studies
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sexual assault
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