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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -JT University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger ^ Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 23 Schuh elected for 1991-92 in PSGA presidential race by Dan Chiappetta News Editor On March 14, Ken Schuh, UW-Parkside senior, became President-elcctof ihe UW-Parkside Student Government Association. In the three person race, the vote count was Schuh 286votes, George Yee receiving 165 votes, and Latesha Jude with 101 votes. This year's total vote turnout was 557 votes for President, compared to 204 ballots cast last year. "This shows that students are taking the organization seriously," said Schuh. A Business Management major, he would like UW-Parkside students to get the most out of their university. "Students have the right to voice their opinions and ideas concerning university policies and procedures,*' said Schuh. As President, Schuh plans on stimulating more student involvement. 'To encourage involvement is very important Students play a big role in the decision making process." Schuh feels very strongly about Wisconsin State Statue UWS Ken Schuh 36.09(5). The statute states: "Students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review policies concerning student life, services, and interests." He is determined to make "UW-Parkside students aware that they do have a say in how things get run." "I want to ensure maximum student representation on various university committees," said Schuh. "Ken will do his best to represent the students at UW-Parkside," said Bill Homer, current PSGA President. "Ken's experience in student government and other student organizations and activities will allow him to make a smooth transition into office. Congratulations, Ken." "Ken has shown a full interest in the progression of PSGA as a whole," said Chris Daniel, current PSGA Vice-President. "He has also been fully cooperative in dealing with internal matters. My concern is that he will fully represent the student body, which I feel with advice and guidance he will do a fine job. Best of luck." "By the end of my term, I would like to say that I contributed in making PSGA an efficient and dependable organization that students can rely on," said Schuh. Schuh will replace Homer as President of PSGA on March 29. In other election results, Walley Wargolct defeated Daniel for Vice- President by a total of 298 to 202. Both ballot candidates for senator had favorable turnouts. Homer received 265 votes and Tobin Lindblom received 237. Daniel received 24 votes for senator, and Lika Morishita garnered 20. Art department renovations scheduled to begin by Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Art Department lab will be undergoing a 5225,800 construction job that will produce a new air exchange system, in order to provide an adequate supply of fresh air and a sufficient exhaust of both gaseous fumes and solid particles throughout the Communication Arts Building. "We've been working on this project for the past couple of years," said Bill Niclson, Assistant Director of UW-Parkside's Physical Plant. UW-Systcms Board of Regents and the Wisconsin Building Commision have recently approved the project which gave UWParkside the go ahead in designing, remodeling and constructing a Communication Arts Building art lab renovation project. Art faculty and students have been complaining about the poor ventilation and poor quality of air since the opening of the Communication Arts area in 1974. UW-Parkside responded to the complaints by consulting with the Wisconsin Department of IndusThursday, March 28 , 1991 1991 Voter Hirnout Up 137% 1880 Election 1891 El.ct.on 0 100 200 100 400 900 000 a of Vot oft Presidential Election Results 0.90% 18.13* 28.82* • K«n Schuh • Qoorga Ym B UtothaJud* • Othor 51.36* Vice-Presidential Election Results 1.88* 38.81* Wally War0olo« Chrio Danlot Olhoc 58.43* Ranger Graphic try. Labor and Human Relations which issued an order for air system modifications. Then, Ring and DuChateau Inc., Milwaukee, an engineering firm, was consulted to prepare and design remodeling plans. DIHLR and the Milwaukee firm found that the original system provided minimal air supply, but not enough exhaust to deal with lab activities. "This project is expected to be completed by Fall of 1991," said Nielson. The new system includes the installation or modification of eight exhaust fans to cycle air from new exhaust hoods or existing exhaust locations. Fifteen exhaust hoods or local exhausts would be installed ormodidifed, and a new paint spray booth will be installed. Theexhaust system would provide fume and dustexhuast and preventthem from spreading to the corridor and other parts of the building. An existing Air Handler would be modified to supply 100% outside air to meet the continous exhaust requirements of the art labs. The new system is expected to Continued on Page 10 Inside... Editorial ....Page 2 PSGA Report.. ....Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 Letters Spotlight Health News.... ...JPage 7 Sports Prof. Profile ...Page 11 ThisWeek ....Page 15 Classifieds. {Ranger, Page 2 Editorial [ March 28,1991 F RACISM IS NOT HONEST, 1 DON'T E VEN ( A PROBLEM HERE. ) THINK OF YOU AS BEING V ^ J A BLACK PE RSON! J 4 y' uiiNJppW - Name withk&o ISIf 1 Translation: • Translation: I 1 Translation: 1 (F RACISM HAS NEVER Y\ CONGRATULATIONS! YOlA I BOTHERED ME. ARE NOW AN HONORARY ^WHITE PERSON! 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Crundbei Chris Ingrai _ , Glen Kell General Staff: ^n^Andrewski, Um Anhold,Chris Deguire, David Dohcrty,Deb: cJiTv?"' ^ ? HeUer' Utesha Ne- Cabe Kluka, Susan Lucpte McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kir berly Tenerelh, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. News Editor Danide Chiappjetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mafland Feature Editor 1 Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor J^_Lemmcrmann:y|-; Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy&Hfor; Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kawp! Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak j March 28,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Spring break away from the metropolitan rush by Donald R. Andrewski Spring break was a welcome change. After a seemingly interminable winter, I was welcoming the longer days and more sunshine. One day as I stood on the concourse at the BACCHUS exhibit, a woman from my history class stated that she was trying to set up a camping expedition to Devil's Lake over spring break. We then decided to see how many people we could recruit to go on this camping expedition. I contacted fellow jumper and karate partner Dan DcBaere, who quickly agreed that this would be a lot of fun. The woman called to say that two other people would be joining us. Monday, 18 March, dawned with partly cloudy skies. The forecast called for clear and warmer weather and Dan and I drove up to Devil's Lake, arranging to meet the other party up there. We beat the other group by two hours, so we went for a hike, scaling a forty foot bluff just for grins. From our lofty vantage point, we saw their car approaching and tried to hit them with snowballs. Unfortunately, our frosty projectiles glanced off of trees near the road and MIRV'ed into a dozen non-effective particles. The target was not successfully engaged. Once we located our campsite, we set up our tent in five minutes. While the other team busied themselves with setting up their four-person dome tent, Dan and I tramped through the woods and found the timber necessary to start that all important fire. In no time flat we had a most excellent fire going, and all parties gathered around the fire, since it was still a bit cold out there. One person opted to stay by the fire while the rest of us went for a hike. We returned before sunset and prepared supper. After supper we sat around the campfire incinerating marshmallows over the fire. Later that evening, a few people were tossing marshmallows to a bold raccoon that roamed the periphery of the campsite. The little varmint returned to raid a sandwhich from our tent After sleeping about an hour, I woke up realizing that my feet were sticking out of my sleeping bag. This realization came in the form of a numbing sensation in my toes. I returned to the coals of the fire and breathed life back into iL Blazing once again, I strategically placed my feet in relatively close proximity to the flames. Tuesday morning, the other group went home, and Dan and I climbed up the mountain on the west side of the lake. Not really a mountain in relation to the Rockies, but compared to the flat land of S. E. Wisconsin, it was a challenge. We left and went near Baraboo, where we climbed another hill. We left Wednesday, and on the trip home, we discussed the results of mixing prune juice with an orange breakfast drink. After three days of pork and beans, we drove with the windows down, glad for the moderate temperatures. All of this fresh air perked me up for my classes when I returned this past Monday. In history class we studied ancient Rome, and talked about how the politicians would bond with the people via sporting events. She likened it to when the President throws out the first ball of baseball season. Perhaps Ceasar threw out the first spear. I don't know. She asked if anyone knew how the gladiator games got started. I offered that the gladiator sports began when they sold 60,000 tickets to a 50,000 seat amphitheatre. Although she contends that this was not the right answer, I can recall an incident at Milwaukee County Stadium when a guy got up to get a beer and returned to find some other dude sitting in his spot. If it wasn't a gladiator sport, it was a close second. All in all, spring break was a most excellent experience. We plan to go again in a few months. If you are interested, let me know. Meanwhile, welcome back to good old UW-P. See ya around! Parkside Student Government Association Drinking Age Validity Questions United Council Supporting Two New Bils for the Age of Majority Madison—United Council of U.W. Student Governments today is calling upon students to voice their support for two pieces of proposed legislation which would affect Wisconsin's 21-year old drinking age. The Assembly Excise and Fees Committee (Chaired by Rep. Roberts) has set a hearing for March 18 to review testimonies on AB2l9andAB 220. AB219would lower Wisconsin's drinking age to 19, while AB 220 would allow 19 and 20 year-olds on premises where alcohol is being served, if the establishment holds a restaurant license as well as a liquor license. Throughout the 1980's, four proposed 21-year old drinking age bills were successfully defeated, and yet in 1986, the current 21- year old bill was passed in a special legislative session. During this time, the Reagan administration was threatening to withhold $ 10o t $ 14 million dollars in federal highway aid to Wisconsin unless this 21 law was enacted. 'Wisconsin lawmakers were blackmailed into enactingalaw which neither they— nor the facts—supported," stated Lance Walter, United Council Legislative Director. For the past two years. United Council and Wisconsin students have fought the 21-drinking age, believing that policy should be enacted on its own merits, not by threats which directly contradict a recent study by the Department of Health and Social Services (DHSS) and the Department of Transportation (DOT). According to this study, "raising the drinking age has not acted as a serious deterrent to juveniles and young adults. Between 1984 and 1987, persons aged 18 to 20 experienced a 20% decrease in arrests for driving under the influence, but their incidence of arrest for liquor law violations nearly tripled." It is no coincidence that since 1983, as DWI arrest rates for young adults have declined, funding for drunk driving preventative education has increased dramatically. "It's easy to say that the 21-drinking age has been a painless, one-time effort to curb drunk driving among young adults, but that's simply not supported by the facts at hand," staled Phil Stratton, United Council Legislative Researcher. "If this were true, we would not be seeing a steady increase in underage drinking arrests. This is simply a case of young adults responsibly breaking the law." Wisconsin's 21-law is also unfair, according to Legislative Director Walter. "Wisconsin's 19 and 20 year olds are not criminals. It is extremely distressing that tax paying citizens are being treated as second class citizens and as criminals simply by virtue of their age." One such case Walter pointed to involved a series of protests at UWOshkosh. Approximately 17 arests resulted after students took to the streets in opposition to the law. "This population is being subjected to drinking age witch hunts," concluded Walter. Anyone interested in testifying or submitting testimony on this issue should contact Phil Stratton at United Council, (608)263-3422. United Council ofUW Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing over 140,000 students in the UW system for more than thirty years. Senate meeting minutes MARCH 15,1991 Called to order at 12:07pm. Roll Call: E.Jensen, T Jensen, J.Jensen, Jude (E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom(E), Olson, Bovee (E), Riccio, Rosier (U), Sikora, Simpkins (E), Finch, Schuh Guests: Steve McLaughlin, Pcggy James, Walley Wargolet, Henry Owens (treasurer). Justices: Frank Martinelli Motion J.Jensen/Finch 3/15/ 91:1 To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 8-0-0 Report of the President (Homer) No report Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) No report Report of President Pro- Tempore (Schuh) Vice-President-Elect Walley Wargolet will write the Ranger article for the April 4th issue. Report of the Judicial Branch (Martinelli) Thanks, everyone for participating in thist erm's elections. The voting turnout was outstanding! New Business Motion Olson/Finch 3/15/91 :2 To allocate an additional $190.00 towards extra housing costs for the Washington trip. <Question Called> Fails 3-3-1 Motion Riccio/Finch 3/15/91 :3 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 6-0-1 Adjourned at 12:25pm. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: First, I would like to thank Myron H. Jackson, Jackie Handford, Tirshatha Wilson, Victoria Sohan Bennett, Lorissa K. Jackson, and Yolanda Jackson for renewing my faith in the intelligence and character of the people at this university. Your letters were thoughtful, insightful, and offered positive resolutions to the problems of racism. If so much as half of this country's population could think and act with a fraction of the sensitivity, honesty, and foresight you have, I firmly believe we could approach an end to racism in the United States. Now, as for Chris Tolliver and Kevin Williams. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but African-Americans are not the best athletes, carpenters, inventors, scientists,and landscapes - people are black or white, man or woman. Joe Louis was a great boxer, but so was Rocky Marciano. George Washington Carver was a great scientist, but so was Albert Einstein. Benjamin Banncker was a great inventor, but so was Thomas Edison. I think you get the picture. Until you and all people get it into your minds that people ares imply people - not balck people or white people or red people - and that they should be judged by personal accomplishments and achievements and for who they are as people, there can be no racial equality - there will always be labels and stereotyping. By the way, Chris, the day you become president is the day I pack my bags and pledge allegiance to the Shah of Iran. Lastly, to "Name Withheld." I Need An Alternative? Alternative spin every Friday and Saturday night 2 for 1 Until Midnight with college ID Beachweek: Laugh then Dance! Diane Alaimo-Comedienne Surf Boys-Band Thursday March 28,1991 8pm doors open 7:30pm. Tickets $2 students with ID's $3 guests. There will also be sand, since it will be the last time we can have sand before the Union is remodeled. •Make sure you wear your beach wear! Sponsored by. PAB-Special.Events and Live, Entertainment Committees! am truly happy that you submitted your masterpiece of journalistic commentary. I only wish you would sign one of your letters, so that we could have solid, living proof that it is biologically possible to crossbreed a human with a jackass. Andrew J. Patch To the Editor; I would like to know just what in the hell is wrong with Parkside's administration. Myself and about 25 other students, along with a support staff of 6 or 7 have a Scuba Diving class every Thursday night from 6:30 to 9:30. For the last eight weeks or so, we have patiently and politely asked to have the heal in the pool and pool area to be turned up for the class. 3 hours in and out of the water can be uncomfortable when it's cold. That's all we asked for! Well, its eems thai last week we finally had some action taken on our request. The heat in the pool and pool area was turned down, or so it seemed, and yes, everyone froze. All I want to know is why turning up the temp, for a 3 hr. class, on Thursday nights is too much to ask? Name Withheld To the editor: We feel you gave Cancun a "bad wrap". You tried to give helpful hints to those traveling during spring break, however, all you did was complain about the problems you and your traveling companion encountered. Most of your problems were due to your own naivete. What did you expect to find on your credit card statement after you let a stranger leave the shop with your card for 30 minutes? Also, if you take a trip from someone who walks up to you and offers you an adventurous snorkeling trip promising good food, but it turns out your food is awful, cold, and spoiled, it is exactly what you deserve. We went on the same Cancun trip, stayed at the same hotel, and went on several of the same side trips. Sure, we had a few minor problems that we had to deal with, but you need to expect that when traveling away from home, especially in a foreign country. Cancun is an excellent place to vacation provided you just use a little common sense. Cancun lovers, Becky, Lisa, and Jenny A class responds... Guest Commentary We, the Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing class members, are responding to the Daniel columns and the responses to his articles appearing in the February 21,28, and March 7 Ranger issues. During class on March 12,1991, the students read and discussed this topic of racism which has recently provoked much controversy on our campus. The class members, too, found it difficult to agree. They could not decide whether Mr. Daniel had sufficient facts and examples to prove his point His point we agreed, was that racism does exist on UWP's campus. On the other hand, the class could not agree on the accuracy and justification of the responses to Mr. Daniel's columns. For example, Andrewski's first advice to Daniel was, "Dispose of all that hate literature (Malcolm X's life story) that's currently poisoning your mind." What is wrong with reading about past historical facts and opinions? How can an individual's perspective and mode of action be poisonous? Why should Daniel limit his choice of literature? Our class discussion unleashed anger, frustration, disagreement, etc. However, we did agree on one item—it appears that Daniel, Andrewski, and all the people who responded to Daniel's columns used assumptions to back their opinions!?! Assumptions... what can be said about them? Webster defines an a$sumptiop as "an idea, or statement believed to 1* true without proof." Specifically, we refer to the assumptions used as stereotypes that appeared in these columns and articles. How can these assumptions be overcome? This indeed is a challenge and a moral dilemma for everyone. After much discussion, the class reflected and wrote their opinions on how they can overcome these assumptions and stereotypes. Some of the class responses are pessimistic, some are hopeless, and some are more idealistic. Following are excerpts from the090Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing course: "Make your assumptions, and have your prejudices! Be a racist and write meaningless opinions that don't change a thing. Keep rehashing history and bringing up the same old stories over and over again ... I find myself hating everyone. Why is this? I must need help, or does everyone else?" "Looking at racism from another's perspective sometimes sheds a lot of light." "Even if we talk about racism, it will always be a problem in society." "At limes I think colored people bring all this paranoia or racism against themselves. Now, I am not prejudiced towards everything, but, at times, I can be." "When people make assumptions, many untrue facts come out along with the true ones. Thiscau9es much unsettling to arise. People have a tendency to avoid problems, and racism is a. problem, but it shouldn't be avoided. The topic needs to be discussed. There is much information that has not been yet allowed to come out. How can we know how each other feel without first understanding where they come from, how they are? We first need to put ourselves in their shoes. 'Walk a mile in my shoes to know where I come from, before you judge how 1 am.' How can we say a person is different than us when we really don't know who they are inside? You might be surprised to see yourself like in a mirror." "It seems to me that the Anglo race gets scared when they see leaders like McGee, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, and Dr. King making progress with the AfricanAmerican race and feel inferior." "I think that it is good that people are talking about racism because they are the first people to take the first step to make it change." "No one can feel the way the next person feels unless they are in your shoes. White people can never empathize with blacks for the simple fact thai they have not lived with racism all of their lives. I also feel that it's a never ending problem. I live with racism everyday. How can a white person come and tell me how I should respond to prejudiced situations? I am sick and tired, too! You can't be tired of something you don't deal with. If you are sick and tired of hearing about racism, then get your people together and educate them. Racism is not only a black problem.. ."J believe that the truth could possibly be that by keeping' i hot Continued on Page 10 Ranger, Page 5 Brigitte Hauser and Jennifer Burns Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem, and volunteer Jennifer Burns The Women's Center by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor A walk down the main concourse will lead you to a newer facet of the UW-Parkside campus: The Women's Center. The Women's Center was established in 1989 by a cooperative effort between students, one of the most active being former student Edna Bloomer, administration and faculty, and Diane Welsh and Steve McLaughlin of the Student Activities Office. The Women's Center is presently staffed by volunteers and supplemented by Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem. Several purposes are primary to the mission of the Women's Center. It is a safe meeting place, referral services are offered, and it also acts as a clearinghouse for pertinent infonnalion. The perspective of other participants often can be beneficial. "When you get so involved in your own problems, you can't find the way out," said Teresa Reinders. Speaking to others who have lived through similar problems or those who can view a crisis in an objective manner can be instrumental in finding a solution. Many myths exist concerning the Women's Center. First of all. there is no stereotype that fits those most active in its operation. Diversity is applauded, rather than ridiculed. The political stances and goals are not necessarily the same for the women who support the operation, nor are the sexual orientations, levels of involvement, or general goals espoused by its participants. Individuals are given assistance to examine or act upon individual issues. Involvement, according to Michelle Herrem, is predicated upon the willingness to "walk in the door and express your interest." "They come in at all di fferent levels," said Reinders. The Women' s Ccn ter caters to the needs of all women on campus, not just students. Volunteers should not feel that they must compromise their own values, according to Reinders, but assistance and information provided by volunteers should be dispensed to facilitate individual decision-making processes. It may be a place to find people with similar objectives, for the Women's Center is also a support network. The Women's Center is involved with people issues, and though many may think of issues explored there as the responsibility of women, the fact is that "people issues" are everyone's cause. Supporters of the center have become involved with providing multi-cultural books for the Child Care Center, compiling information about and sponsoring seminars examining women's history, and investigating sexist or racist activity. The month of March is Women's History Month, and the Women's Center has been instrumental in scheduling a number of activities. This year, Carole Vopal was given the "In Her Footsteps Award" for her continual support of the Women's Studies program and assistance given over the years. Twelve people were nominated, indicating the wide base of supporters of women's issues. Rights legislation is also a major concern of the people of the Women's Center. The proposed "Mini-skiit Bill," along with other victims rights bills, have become rallying points. Information regarding parental consent legislation dealing with abortion rights is offered with insight into both viewpoints, allowing what is hoped to be the least biased opportunity to make an intelligent decision on the matter. The individual must choose to take their own stance with as little pressure as is possible. Information is made available on subjects such as rape, adoption, abortion, and child care. Missing children, health, and welfare rights specifics are also offered at the Women's Center. Referrals given to sources of help are made to resources known for compassion, understanding, and low stress and pressure levels. Use of "brown bag lunches" have also been effective for dissemination of critical information to groups of concerned individuals, and a single parent network may be formed in the future. Several changes have occurred recently in the Women's Centex. A printer and computer have been donated by the office of Asst. Chancellor Gary Grace, plus contacts and referrals are now logged to gauge activity and effectiveness levels. Independent studies are being encouraged, and as a result, handbooks, resource materials, and a newsletter are possible. This is only the second year for the Women's Center, so new issues have come to the forefront regularly and the trend is expected to continue. In the future, it is hoped that greater coordination and cooperation will be possible between the Women'sCentcx to further its goals, and that establishment of a director'sposition may be included in the budget Present plans are to continue to dispense services and information in a responsible, professional manner without sacrificing the comfortable, casual approach now employed. The Women's Horizons shelter in Racine has been a cause supported by the women of the Women's Center in the recent past and a number of other support groups on and off campus have been beneficiaries of their attentions. Sexual assault and eating disorder groups have been formed with the help of the center, and events such as the'Take Back the Night" march and "Men Stopping Rape" seminar have been sponsored by the Women's Center. On Thursday, April 4 at 3:30 in Moln. 107, they will be co-sponsoring Prof. Andrea Nye of UWWhitewater, who will speak on "The troubled marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce and reconciliation." Explore the facts about the Women's Center, located in Room 101 on the concourse. 'The Women's Center itself is a radical statement on the university campus," according to Reinders, but if o n e s p e n d s a b i t o f t i m e t h e r e , a niche can be found, no matterwhere oneali Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part I m 4 • f I I I * H I I H M I .Page 6 Opinion March 28,1991 By any means necessary by Chris Daniel Welcome back, great people of Parkside. Times are definitely a changing. 1 had the opportunity to attend a conference in Washington D.C. sponsored by the United States Student Association (USSA) during the break. The focus of the event was to lobby hard for changes in the Reauthorization Act This Act would allow the increase or decrease of financial aid available in the country. The first evening began with a conference held on Capitol Hill. During the conference, a student asked a question of one of the speakers concerning the gay bashing that has been increasing and he asked about the ROTC's discriminatory policies; he continued by asking what was going to be done about these criminal offenses, Well, Congressman Petri from, guess where—Wisconsin—said that he never voted for the legalization of homosexuality. After his statement, he chose to remove himself from the stage unable to answer any more questions. Well, the audience of approximately three hundred student leaders from across the country was very unappreciative of the congressman's statements and responded by shouting "Shame, Shame, Shame!" My reason for bringing this to the attention of Parkside is to give an example of unity. Regardless if you agree or disagree that homosexuality is right, the point is that you need to see that people can unite despite their different cultures, beliefs, or convictions. In this scenario, the people attending the conference joined forces and held a press conference in front of the congressman's office doors. There was a full effort by the students to make the congressman aware of the concern that they held for homosexuals in the world. They united and their point was clearly made—together. This leads me back to us. It appears to me that the hardest thing for a people to do in this world is to change. Of course, this is my opinion, but why do we continue to struggle with the same burdening problems of the past? Can the majority see that there are injustices practiced in this country, in this state, in this city, in this school? 1 can continue to write about this issue until the computer blows up at my fingertips. Yet, deep down in my heart I know that each individual has the potential to change. Although some staff, faculty, administrators, and peas seem not to make an effort to make this institution a better place for us all, it still remains our personal responsibility to bring about this change. People will only learn as much as they are willing to learn. I am asking YOU, are you willing to leam? If you are willing to leam, I am willing to guide you in the right direction, so that WE can make this world a better place to live. We must CHANGE NOW! The search for off campus housing The search for off campus housingcanbehectic.BUTif you ask "the right" questions, your fi experience should be easy as well \. as painless. tlggfe AROUND. Shop around, ask question* rtad the lease, get all promises in writing, and never put money dcwn unless you areji; ready to make a committment • ••JlriMost houses or apartmeoti vary greatly in price depending on size, conditio^lproximity to campus, and whether or not uti|f| ties are included. gllGenerally, prices range from $200/ mo«hto$60Q/nionth.lti also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding! the different units you visit 'm fg VbWrental search should startp 1-2 months prior to your expected occupancy date. If youstartearlier, • many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have available. Remember to look over a copy#; of the lease. Does the lease state!# who is responsible ft* whafl$ifK$f pays the utilities? Can the lease be renewed? ; ? # '; 88^8 A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rentfrom is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good land- : ilords/agents are responsible, hon-1 !|i||pbd: willing to answer; tiona. WA If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises -abotttjnuddng repairs, you have |re ason tobe cautious. |llif|§f jS By looking around, asking | questioni^iing down notes, and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good LucfcS,,?|f#f •-;? !§??• For furtherassistance regardingrentalunits in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your FREE guide, "UW-Parkside Off- Campus Housing Information," contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office | (553-2320). m I I ill —— on a rampage r''''' I WWk j ing just over 30 points per; 1 hY The Celtics are right their tails with a .725 reco..., Newcomb amj ^ ^ m jropressivQ 30-5 at home. _______ So. me the Bulls on the cat week or so way to the NBA Champion-; ports fans. The ^.ship?-||Or:wilI veteran lone in first and Celtics catch up? ; : ; : j ; ,. ic big challenge It's hard to say, actually, ;; ire is keeping an "J' are ea&ly the most' v Celtics team dominant team in the East; up. right now. but the Celtics; ; mixture of youth and experience is a dangerous combo. ' the winner of the East will probably have had the home court advantage. At this rate, the Bulls Wingspread Fellows Program deadline nears Gwen Heller Feature Editor The deadline for the application to the Wingspread Fellows Program is right around the coma. Full-time Parkside students must have application materials completed by April 1. Applicants are required to submit a Wingspread application form, a faculty nomination letter, a letter of interest, a biographical background letter, and an advisor's copy of the student's transcript The Wingspread Fellows Program, sponsored by the Johnson Foundation of Racine, is a unique way for college students to gain practical insight into local, national, and international issues. ; Conferences are held throughout the year at the Wingspread facilities and are attended by experts in fields ranging from education to international diplomacy. Several universities in the Midwest send Fellows who are chosen on a competitive basis to the conferences as observers. Upon their return to the university, the students share their experiences by way of presentations to clubs or classes and writing guest articles for the campus newspapers. Applicants must be a junior or senior during the upcoming 1991-1992 school year. A minimum grade point average of 3.0, a declared major, and completion of the collegiate skills: program (excluding the research paper) are required among other qualifications. Current Wingspread Fellows from Parkside are Inesa Campbell, Sharon Gill, Barbara Messick, Tiara Mitchell, Nancy Hoefs, and Deanna Ding. Their advisor is Professor Lillian Trager of the Anthropology department Any questions should be directed to Dr. Trager at 2543. March 28.1991i 1 Health | The sexually transmitted disease epidemic Kenosha, March 15 — An ever-increasing epidemic is sweeping college campuses. This epidemic is fed by students lack of information and an attitude of "it couldn't happen to me.H The epidemic is commonly referred to as STDs (sexually transmitted diseases). Sandra Riese, director of Student Health Services at UWParkside, states that the majority of the 71 cases of STDs reported at Parksidc last year were sexually transmitted chlamydia and genital warts. STDs are sexually transmitted diseases spread by bacteria and viruses usually through semen, blood, and urine. The Federal Centers for Disease Control (CDC) states that an average of 33,000 people are infected every day. There are approximately 12 million new cases a year, eventually, 1 in every 4 Americans will contract an STD. Since people under 25 constitute over half of all the patients treated for STDs, college students are at the greatest risk. It is impossible to accurately tabulate all of the cases concerning Parkside students. Since Parksidc is a commuter college, the students go to various other sources for check-ups and treatment. The City Health Departments of Kenosha and Racine counties reported 1,176 cases of chlamydia in 1990. Since genital warts do not have to be reported by law, there are not any exact statistics concerning cases of genital warts. Although chlamydia is relatively unknown, it is the nation's most prevalent STD, according to the pamphlet What Are Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It infects 3 to 4 million people every year, including 10-15% of college students. 75% of the people infected with chlamydia do not have symptoms; the disease can easily go unnoticed. Some symptoms that may occur in women are vaginal itching and discharge, painful and/ or frequent urination, chronic abdominal pains, and bleeding between periods. If chlamydia goes untreated, the infection can travel into the womb and fallopian tube lining, causing permanent closure and sterility. It is also a major cause of pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which occurs when the infection spreads throughout the reproductive system. The symptoms of chlamydia for men are penile discharge that turns creamy, painful urination, and burning and itching around the urethra (the tube leading outside from the bladder). It is the leading cause of nongonococcal urethritis (NGU), which is an inflammation of the urethra that resembles gonorrhea. If untreated, it can rapidly lead to an inflammation of the testicles which, in turn, can cause sterility. Chlamydia is easily treatable with antibiotics. It usually disappears within acouplcof weeks after treatment is started. The other prevalent STD on college campuses is genital warts. According to the pamphlet What Everyone Should Know About STDs, there are approximately 1 million new infections every year. Genital warts form around the genitals or anus and arc usually painless. They appear as pink or reddish warts with cauliflower-like tops and usually appear 1 to 3 months after infection. They can cause itching, burning, and some pain. The removal of genital warts is relatively painless and inexpensive. They can be removed with chemicals, by freezing with liquid nitrogen, by electric cauterization, or by laser. If untreated, genital warts may grow large enough to interfere with intercourse and urination. The STD epidemic is not exclusively chlamydia and genital warts. There are many other STDs, including gonorrhea, syphilis, genital herpes, trichomoniasis, and AIDS. Most of them are curable with antibiotics; some are not. The only absolute prevention for STDs is abstinence. The next best thing is the proper use of condoms. The condoms protect against STDs by reducing direct genital contact and by blocking the exchange of bodily secretions that may be infected. Latex condoms are preferrable to those made of animal skin, because the animal skin is more porous and allows more fluids to seep through. Condoms coated with spermicides are the best protection, since spermicides kill off the bacteria which cause the STDs. The Parkside Health Center distributes Lifestyles Extra Strength Lubricated with the spermicide nonoxynol-9. It is listed as one of the top condoms with a projected maximum failure rate of 1.5%. Reise says that students feel shock and disbelief when they first discover they have chlamydia or genital warts. They start to wonder about and question their partners. This sometimes leads to tension within the relationship. Riese stresses the importance of both partners getting treatment even if only one is diagnosed. The undiagnosed partner may be asymptomatic. The proper use of condoms reduces the chances of contracting STDs; thus, in turn, helping to reduce this epidemic. If one feels that he/she has contracted an STD, he/ she should seek medical attention immediately. For further information, contact Sandra Riese at the Health Center. Here's > Your Chance! The Ran; ger is nc w accepting applications for the position of | Editor-in-Chief I 1 for the 1 9| 91 -92 academic year. 1 Applications may be | picked up in the Ranger office located in the 1 coffee sh< 1 Applic ation Deadline April §, Noon. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER i S P O R T S )f these: mental [North GarOlinal cannot be rail they may be able to cover for ly Zielinski, a sophomore in season as a Ranger, tossed a shutout against Rose-Hulman 3 of the hits coming in the fust While the tall left-hander was out six in the Ranger's first National April 1st March 30 Their big inning came in the fifth, see Baseball, B2 Freshmen to rebuild Ranger Softball By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor How do you spell freshman? i-r-e, that will be the UWDraft ribe 1 ally young group of ballplayers for Parkside. coming off a fourth 1 squad finished higher than any previous Paiksidc team. 1990 wm. . p., ... *» ' " A ill* V fil NAIA All-District 14 two First Team NAIA AU- Americans, left Fielder and first baseman Kim' With all th< a -• <• « Maion High Mikulski, athlete, in 91. i(that's right, Janet's play both infield and - • M Sue Palubicki, returns at second for the Rangers young "While commented learning. Parkside entered the 1991 campaign with a 12NAIA ranking, previous Ranger seasons. This ranking might put unwelcome returns to the n career record years which in Tournament tr inexperienced infield but will sureyl provide the Rangers with maturity and knowledge of opponents and college play. Laura Stock will return as center fielder for Parkside. Stock was a 1990 Honorable Mention Ail- American. The switch-hitting Stock gathered 14 extra base hits in 90 to lead the Rangers in slugging percentage and had a combined average of 356. Laura Nowdom ski rounds out the trio of! fielder and will vie spot in center. Parkside also s< iors to the diamond san Palubicki ter playing third for tears. Palubicki may alsi lion in the outfield in 91. Wright will play first b starting in right last year expects big things from in 91. Jackie Vukos, an : junior, brings quickness and aggressive hitting to the Ranger squad. Vucos hit .333 last year as a designated hitter. Parkside will also field three sophomores. Rachel Siclaff hit ing threat for the Rangers. Tracy Pecs good fielding skills to Parkside. She was of her Nilcs West D. High team and twice an all con- :infielder. JenniferPloshas great credentials as the Captain and i of S. Milwaukee in their season. Plos bats lefty and plays intense defense. Lori Stephens, Midland, MI., was MVP her senior year and her team fu ished seventh in the National tou nameni in 90. Stephens will catch and play infield. Shelly Szymkowiak is from Stevens Point Wl. A power hitter, Szymkowiak will red shirt the 91 season for tl 90 ijun- . Sufirst two a 1.91 ERA 8-2 record. Tare her way into 27 of season on a senior n. Carlson will try in the Ranger outof the line-up as seven rookies will be on the 91 team. Michelle and experienced spot by far is in the dugout. Coach Draft was named NAIA Coach of the Year for 1990 and is widely recognized in NAIA circles for her ability to g roost out of her players. With her very young perspective, not hoping for a miracle but definitely looking for good play. "I expect some errors freshman learn to accept their roles The Fabulous Four Here'c n loot at the four snirvivnrv nFlhi* NCAA Wen'« Honns ^PW8 Kniinzcngawill pitch Rangers answer questions will opt to red-shirt He will: Here's a look survivors of the Men's Hoops Tdumament and how they will matchfop in Indianappolis'J. TED McINTYRE Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball icam answered a few questions in their five-game swing through Indiana rattled by injuries, with now, just one After a three-game series at Indiana State to open the year, one of two seniors on the staff, Dan Langendorf, come down with elbow problems. Langendorf, who went 4-1 with 3 saves last year, looked to be the workhorse of closer position to being a starter. It costing diagnosed Florida tourney stings Rangers with 4-7 start By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Softball has been more like a job than a game to the Rangers so far in 1991. In their first five days of competition, 111) of 4-7. Parkside headed on its annual spring trip to the University of West Florida for three games on the 18th 19th and 20th before the tournament which was played the 21st and 22nd. The road trip takes its toll on the Rangers as the team > the Sunshine state. This its season in a win, over of SC. Tammy double and two RBI's for Parkside. th Hansen started and innings of two run ball Kruizenga relieved innings. Kruinzcnga i two runs getting in I in the seventh and Coach Draft wentback to Hansen to finish up. Kruinzenga, a freshman, got her and the Ranger's first victory Lbjfayimd game of ^ jss in a 2-3 Jeanne Esselman got the loss entering the game in the sixth in relief < outfielder 1 for four in ^ iColof MO. In the f side was no hit by pitching performance from Schmenski of Columbia. Esselman got the loss, second game Parkside »ack to earn a 4-3 win. Beth Hansen survived giving up three runs on six consecutive hits in the third inning as Parkside scored its four runs on five Laura Nowdomski see Softball^ B2 SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 28,1991 SECTION B Runner. Pane B P () IM RAMI K \L BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA The Funk (911) 7 1 .875 743 567 The Ramblin' Wreck 5 3 .625 586 518 At Your Mercy 5 3 .625 475 406 War Pigs 4 4 300 599 610 Run N* Gun 0 8 .000 506 808 Justice Department 0 8 .000 411 539 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Uncle 'Dunnkel 7 1 .875 581 509 The Bomb 7 2 .778 752 599 Holmes's Heroes 7 2 .778 637 562 Prime Time 4 4 300 607 591 Charging Armadillos 2 6 .250 543 583 Phawk University 1 7 .125 403 551 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/28/91 Time Court #1 Court #2 6:00 Ramblin' Wredt v». The Rmk (911) War Pig» vi. Ai Your Mercy 7:00 Justice Dept vs. Run & Gun Phawk U. vs. Prime Tune 8:00 Charging Armadillos vs. Uncle Dunnlcel TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 04/02/91 Tbne Court #1 Court« 6:00 War Pigs vs. Prime Time Holm. Heroes vs At Your Mercy 7:00 The Ramblin Wredt vs. Uncle Dunnkel The Funk vs. The Bomb 8:00 Justice Dept vs. Chg. Armadillos Phawk U. vs. Run & Gun THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wreck 71 Just Dept 64 The Fimk (911)77 At Your Mercy 74 War Pigs 112 Run A Gun 73 The Bomb 81 Prime Tune 62 Holmes Heroes woo by forties to Phawk U. HI Scorers Girdaukus-33,Spann>!anooe-15 Martino.Boyd-30, Brielmaier-24 Fuhrcr-33.English-30,Powcn-27 Brown^uttat-23. Emer-21 SCORING LEADERS # Name Team GMS Pts HI PPG 1 Maitino, Joe The Funk 6 200 45 3333 2 Kawczynski, Chad Chg. Armadillos 8 237 38 29.63 3 Brown. Joe The Bomb 9 255 36 2833 4 Prey, Tun Uncle Dunnkel 6 168 45 28.00 5 Powers, Ryan Run & Gun 8 211 38 2638 6 Schmidtmann, Andy Holmes Heroes 6 147 38 2430 7 Boyd, Jermaine The Funk (911) 7 169 41 24.14 8 Whittier, Rod Holmes Heroes 7 155 36 22.14 9 Emer, Dan Prime Time 8 170 29 21.25 10 Girdaukus, Cory Ramblin Wreck 7 140 33 20.00 11 Fuhrer. Jerry War Pigs 8 158 38 19.75 12 Kochler, Matt Ramblin Wreck 7 135 28 1929 13 Glinecki.Jim Prime Time 8 151 27 18.88 14 Anhold. Len Ramblin Wreck 8 136 24 17.00 15 Span, Levi Justice Dept. 6 101 24 16.83 16 English, Mike War Pigs 8 134 30 16.75 17 Toliver, Chris The Funk (911) 8 133 29 16.63 18 Schniedcr, Mark Prime Time 8 129 30 16.13 19 3 Players Tied 15.00 INTRA Ml UAI. N OLI.KYKA I . I . • IVI RAMI RAL I IOCKIA Current Standings Current Standings Team & L Blockbusters 4 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 2 Untouchables II 2 2 PSE 0 4 Thursday 3/28 at 8:00 PJVf. Untouchables vs. PSE Thursday 4/4 & 4/11 at 8:00 P.M. Playoffs begin Team & L I EIS Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Grapplers 0 1 1 1 Sunday, March 31 4O0 Hanson Brothers vs Puckers 5:00 Brain Grenades vs. Grapplers 6:00 Big Shooters vs. Killer Avacados baseball Rangers 2-3 for road trip Stan With the bases loaded and two-out. Marc Thompson smashed a three-run double to clear the bases and increase the Ranger lead to 6-0. Thompson was erased trying to stretch his double to a triple, but the four-run frame gave helped the Rangers cruise to a 7-0 victory. Zielinski finished by retiring 12 of the last 13 hitters he faced in going on to his first victory of the year. Catcher Ron Bills went 3 for 4 in the contest, knocking in a pair of runs. The Rangers completed their sweep of Rose-Hulman with the help of a six-run explosion in the fust inning. All six of the Ranger's first six hitlers crossed the plate as Wade Hollingbeck, Dominic Delrose, and Mike Caccioppo each doubled. Dedrich's two-out RBI single off the frame, as they banged out live hits. Jeff Fennrick, the teams other senior, was the beneficiary of the attack, but he struggled a bit in his first start of the season. After a one-two-three first, he surrendered a two-run blast in the second, and one run in the third on a Cof singles. Fennrick exited after , giving up three runs, four hits, and three walks. Ranger hitlers got those runs back with one in the third and three more in the fourth, highlighted by Greg Green's RBI double. By game s end. Ranger hitters had reached double-digits in hits for the second time in two games, cruising to an 11-3 victory. Ross Kalinowski and Jeff Konczal worked the final three innings, holding Rose-Hulman at bay for Fennrick. who evened his record at 1-1. UW-Parkside travelled to IUPU1 for one nine-irming game and the first collapse of the Ranger pitching staff. Freshman Paul Phillips, in his first career start, hekl IUPUI scoreless for the first three innings, as the Rangers jumped out to a 1-0 lwd. Hollingbeck staked them to that margin with an RBI single in the second. Phillips found trouble in the fourth. He gave up three consecutive singles with one out After striking out Steve Denny for die second out of the frame, coach Scott Barter went to the Ranger bullpen for Tim Cales who surrendered a three-run double before ; out of the inning. : score remained 3-1 until the seventh. Dedrich led off with a single, and after Hollingbeck flied out, Thompson doubled to put runners at second and third with one away. Greg Green's fly to left was to shallow to score a run. but Delrose cashed in both runners with a double to tic die game at 3-3. IUPUI answered back in the bottom of the seventh. After loading the bases against Cates, Dave Barren singled and Mark Chapman doubled as they scored four times to break the game open. Chapman was gunned down at third on the play, but the damage was done as UW -Parkside dropped a 7-3 decision.UW-Parkside's next match-up was against Franklin College. Hollingbeck got things off on the right foot with a lead-off triple, and Thompson's fly ball to center put the Rangers on top 1-0. Franklin tied it with a pair of twoout hits as Ron Mann doubled andTed Sharp singled to even the score against Ranger starter, Brian Crandall. The score remained tied until the fourth when the Rangers manufactured a run. After alead-o If walk. Bob Hall pun ched a single to right on a perfectly executed hit-and-run. Kyle Knothe bunted runners to second and third, and Hollingbeck hit a sacrifice fly to right for a 2-1 Ranger lead. Crandall stayed sharp for the Rangers in his first start of the year. He retired the side in order in three of the first six innings, riving up just the one run in the first. In the seventh, after walking the lead-off hitler and getting Mark Stevens on a sacrifice bunt, Crandall was replaced by Zielinski. Zielinski, a left-hander, struck out the first man he faced, but then gave up a run scoring double to left-handed-hitter, Mike Wood, Jeff Konczal was brought on with two-outs and the score tied, but Tim Clary hit an RBI single to give Franklin the 3-2 win. Zielinski was tagged with the loss, evening his record at 1-1. In the night cap, the Rangers again tallied in the first Hollingbeck led off with a double, and Green brought him around with a single to make it 1-0. Kalinowski. however, wasn't sharp in his second start of the year. After walking the first two baiters he faced, Kalinowski gave up a triple to Mann to erase UW-Parkside's early lead. The second brought on similar fate, as he didn't make it out of the frame having surrendered six runs on four hits and a pair of walks. Jason Holt, a freshman in his second Ranger appearance, was able to keep UW-Parkside in the game until the Rangers made a charge in the sixth. In what was termed a 'miracle inning' by Thompson. UW-Parkside scored five times with just two hits. A pair of Franklin errors, and two catcher interference calls were catalysts to the big frame, but it was Coughlin's two-run double which was the big blow with two-outs, evening the score at 6-6. UW-Parkside'scomebackbidwas doused in the bottom of the seventh with some return help from the Ranger*. Holt got the first batter to ground out, but then walked the nexL He was removed by Barter for Cates, who walked die first two batten he faced. UW-Parkside moved a fifth infielder in from center, and moved the infield up against Dave Blair with one out Franklin went with the squeeze play, but Cates' slider in the dirt got by Knothe as the winning run scored. The pair of bitter losses gave the Rangers a 2-3 record on the trip, and moved their overall record to 3-5. "The defense has been just awesome, "said Caccioppo. "I think we've turned eight double plays so far this year, and our pitching has been a surprise." Added Thompson, "We just need to get a few more key hits and have our offense be a little less sporadic." The Rangers will finally get to play on their home turf as they meet Illinois Institute of Technology on Friday in a doubleheader, starting at 1:00. Spftlfflll senior centerfielder was two for two with a double. In a warm up for the tournament in Pensacola, the Rangers played three games on the 20th. Lindenwood College was an easy victory for Parkside as the Rangers won 5-0. Kruizenga pitched brilliantly giving up just four hits. Shawnee State College was the Rangers next opponent and handed Parkside its third loss in sir games with a 3-2 win. Hansen got her second loss as Parkside failed to drive home runners in scoring position. Monmouth College was Parkside's third test of the day and second loss as Parkside's young squad produced just four hits while Esselman got the 9-0 loss. Parkside was matched against Brown college in its first game and promptly lost 8-4. Beth Hansen got her third loss as the game was close until the fifth when Brown got six hits in a row with one OUL Brown sent two men to the plate in that game and scored six runs. Later Huntingdon defeated Parkside 7-2 as Parkside lost its fourth in a row. The Ranger losing streak increased to five as West Florida University beat Parkside 11-0 as Beth Hansen's road woes continued getting her third loss of the young Francis Marion College met the Rangers for the third time of the trip and Parkside's last game in the Tournament. The rubber game for these teams was close as freshman Tracy Pecs went four for four with two doubles. Freshman Jennifer Plos was 2-3 with a home run. Parkside is now 4-7 on the season but with a hard working team Draft expects that record to improve quickly. "The team I watched in Florida will be vastly different by the end of the year. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sai 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carroui and delivery only) Wc Now Deliver Broasicd Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 ,P*fielO. Miscellaneous March 28,1991 Don't Get Ripped" for a Safe Spring Break 'mm During the Safe Spring Break Campaign which took place March 6-13, students at UW-Parkside had the opportunity to win a "Don't Get Ripped" T-Shirt for correctly guessing the total number of bars in the cities of Racine and Xenosha,^!';! 1' IS® ! | The magic number was 273 bars. The lowest guess totaled two bars compared to 10,000 taverns as the highest estimate.H/250 bars was the most commoiily guessed answer among contestants. Jeff Levonian, the closest winner, guessed two bars more than the winning number. Other winners included Mark Winnen, Perry Witherspoon, B. Christopher Genack, and Giovanni Luna. Winners should stop by Student Health Services in Molinaro D115 to receive a free "Don't GetRippeSfT-Shirt. Buying a car? Use our FREE Credit Union car fact reference library and pricing service! Serving aU UW-Parkside employees and students ^CATQ/ts TallentHall -Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 g CUA MONDAYS REX R1ZZ and the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE Ladies receive a carnation and drink S.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ACK |V* 33770000 MM eachem Rd Racine Renters have laws to protect rights by Steve Wallner According to the publication "Landlords and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way", published by the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, maintenance is the number one complaint from renters about their landlords. In a statewide survey, twenty-three percent of the student tenants and twenty-four percent of the low-income tenants stated that maintenance was a serious problem. Whether the problems are maintenance or something else, renters do have laws to protect them. Lack of knowledge about these laws, however, is a major problem. Students need to be more aware of their rights and responsibilities before entering into a lease. Basic codes (codes meaning laws, ordinances, or governmental regulations concerning the construction, maintenance, habitality, operation, occupancy, use or appearance at any premises or dwelling unit) protecting tenants as outlined in "Landlords and Tenants: the Wisconsin Way" are as follows: 1. Once a written agreement (lease) is entered into, the tenant must be given acopy. Tenants must also be provided with a receipt for any rent or security deposit given to the landlord. 2. Landlords must disclose in writing, the name and address of the pcrson(s) authorized to collect rent and maintain the property. 3. It is the landlord's duty to provide premises that are "fit and habitable". This includes hot and cold running water; adequate plumbing and sewage disposal facilities; heating facilities which are safe and operable maintaining a temperature of at least 67 F; safe electrical wiring and electrical fixtures; and conditions which are free from risk of personal injury. The landlord must disclose any utilities not included in the rent before the tenant signs the lease. 4. Landlords have 21 days to return security deposits after tenants move ouLlhe tenants are responsible for leaving a forwarding address. The publication advises tenants to go through the "checkout" of the premises with the landlord. 5. A tenant should protect her/ himself from loss of security deposit by writing down everything that is wrong with the apartment before moving into the apartment The tenant has seven days to "inspect and documenL..prc-existing conditions". 6. Unless otherwise agreed upon, landlords can withhold security deposits for the following: tenant damage, neglect of the premises, nonpayment of rent, nonpayment of utility services provided by the landlord, and nonpayment of government utility charges. The landlord cannot withhold security deposits for routinecleaning, such as carpet shampooing. If a deduction is taken from a security deposit, the tenant must be provided with an itemized list of damages. 7. If a landlord promises, in wri ting, to repair something, it must be done by the agreed upon date unless the landlord is unable to because of circumstances beyond his/her control. 8. The landlord cannot require a tenant to pay attorney's fees or IHtere's Ydjnnir Consume© The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLC D139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. costs incurred by the landlord in any legal action or dispute arising out of a rental agreement. Also, the landlord cannot be relieved, through written agreement, from liability for property damage or personal injury caused by the negligent acts or omissions of the landlord. 9. A landlord cannot enter a premise except to make repairs, inspect the premises, or show premises to prospective tenants. However, entry for other purposes may be made with advanced notice at a reasonable agreed upon time. 10. An "automatic renewal" clause on a lease is not enforceable against a tenant unless the tenant was notified in writing, between 15 to 30 days prior to its effective. date, If a tenant feels her/his rights have been violated, there are remedies. Citations can be issued to landlords for violation of health and safety codes. In Kenosha call (City) Health Department at 656- 8170 or (County) call respective Townshipor Village Hall. In Racine call (City) Health Department at 636-9203 or (County) call respective Township or Village Hall. To receive your own copy of "Landlord and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way" contact the Consumer Protection Bureau at (414) 257- 8956. For further assistance about renting in the Kenosha and Racine areas or if you feel your rights have been violated contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office (553-2320). (Article was adapted frcm: "Renters do have laws to protect rights"). Class response Continued from Page 4 issue like racism at the top of priorities, the vested interest groups carry on business as usual." We tend to be idealistic because we like to find happy endings. We have been taught throughout our educational path that "All men are created equal." However, our experience shows that this is not always true. This can cause us to feel frustrated and pessimistic. It would be wonderful if these unsettling feelings would go away, and often times we ignore them, fooling ourselves into complacency. Unfortunately, many cannot walk away from this problem— due to the color of their skin. As a challenge for ALL PARKS IDE STUDENTS, make a commitment to address the question, "How can we go beyond the stereotypes that assumptions reinforce?" Luda N. H err era and Roseann Mason, Instructors 090 Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing Class March 28,1991 Feature ' Ranger, Page 11 Dance offers more than an outlet for English professor by Mona Shannon Staff Writer Dance is more than a hobby or a way to stay in shape for English Professor Carol-Lee Saffioti- Hughes. "Dance is physical, and doing something as cerebral as college level teaching, Icouldn'tkeep a balance in my life, and would take myself much too seriously without it" She began dancing as a young child, but she gave it up before the age of thirteen, partly because she was such a tomboy that she missed a lot of perform ances due to broken bones. She says giving it up at that age meant losing the formative years that build commitment and flexibility. "You have to dance through your adolescence if you're going to have the kind of flexibility that really determines the professional dancer from someone who is a lover of dance." She returned to dance in college. and considered pursuing it as a career, but she decided to continue with English as a vocation and dance as an avocation. "There are limes in life where you have to give up something so there will always be a passion in your life." She continued dancing during grad school, performing with a dance company. "I like the audience experience, so the audience experience has probably tranferred into teaching in the classroom." After coming to Parkside, she did not dance for many years, but a trauma in her life made her realize that dance was always a way that she could deal with stress. She began teaching dance at the Oak Creek Parks and Recreation System. She was surprised to find that she likes working with little kids. "I didn't think you could keep me in a class with five and six year Carol-Lee Saffioti-Hughes olds. I was sure that was why I was teaching college." She teaches ballet, tap, and jazz. She likes teaching pre-teens and adults because she likes teaching jazz, although all the kids do well with jazz. She says today's Illinois students attracted to UW- Parkside by Vija S. Navarro Spedal to the Ranger There are many cars with Illinois plates parked here on campus. Why would anyone commute 70 miles when there are colleges and universities in the Chicago area? The answer is simple. The Wisconsin Legislature made an offer to Illinois residents that was just too good to refuse. The Wisconsin Legislature approved the Illinois Resident Scholarship Program in 1986 in an effort to increase enrollmentatUWParkside. The IRSP grants in-state tuition to Illinois residents who meet entry requirements. The program was designed for transfer students who have earned a minimum of 54 semester credits, and maintained a 3.0 GPA or better. It covers all majors except nursing. The Wisconsin Legislature tentatively approved funding for this program through summer, 1993. The IRSP is limited to 200 students. There are 120 people using the scholarship today. Mary P. Walek, coordinator of Adult Student Services and Student EnrollmcntServ ices at UW-Parksidc,said that the Illinois students range in age from 20 to 55 years. They are full time students, many hold jobs, and have children at home. "These people have a purpose and a sense of direction. They don't take Parkside for granted." said Walek. Daniel Wilczewski, a marketing major, transferred to UWP from the College of Lake County with an associate's degree. "If it were not for the in-state tuition rate, I would not be here at Parkside, because the rate for non-residents is comparable to schools in the Chicago area," he said. "What makes UW-Parksidc especially attractive is the commute itself. It is much easier to drive north to Wisconsin than it is to drive into Chicago." Wilczewski's view is shared by most Illinois students, but some, like Sharon Pasiorino, have other reasons for choosing UW-Parkside. "I'm here because of the communication department It's innovative and different from programs offered in other universities," she said. children are the MTV generation, and she must stress that the purpose of the class is not to imitate what is on TV. "There's a lot more to dance than just imitating those street steps you see repeated over and over in a lot of videos. However, there is a place for MTV." Saffioti-Hughes describes ballet as the grammar that every other kind of dance relies on and builds from; it provides a common vocabulary. She sees ballet as discipline for her to be able to do other types of dance. In recent years, she has returned to tap dancing. 'Tap is neat because you can tap at any age. The style for tap gets richer the longer you stay with it There's a tolerance for longevity in tap that there certainly isn't in ballet. The focus in ballet is always on the younger performers." Hughes says that dance fits into the creaove part of her life. Language and dance have somethingincommc. t -anguagoisonly one of the symbolic systems of human communication. She says that researchers now speak of the body having grammar and syntax that stimulate the same language centers of the brain. Babies crying, people dancing, pee try, and grammar all have something very powerfully similar in terms of the ways the brain starts to put together symbols. That is a very interesting analogy. "I dance because it puts me in tune with something non-verbal that is probably deeper in the core of things for me than the verbal things that I do. I do dance for excellence, but the process is more important than the product I cannot imagine a time when I wouldn't do some dancing at some level It will always be a part of my life." Beverly Brookes, another transfer student from CLC, is majoring in sociology and Spanish. She said that the traditional students in her upperlevel classes are friendly and help each other succeed. "There seems to be less competition between students at Parkside than in other larger universities," Brookes said. The Illinois students are impressed with the quality of the faculty at UW-Parkside. "All of my professors have their Ph.D.," said Pastorino. In most large schools, the student has little contact with the professor. "You have to work through the TA's and that just isn't the same," she said. Here at Parkside most professors make an effort to know their students by name. There are many reasons why Illinois students are commuting to UW-Parkside; the quality of the faculty, the excellent library, the beautiful wooded campus, and the friendly atmosphere. The IRSP is an important factor, but it is not the only one. Those people driving cars with Illinois plates know a good deal when they see one. - * Ranger, Page 12 Feature March 28,1991 Restaurant Review Simpson's Cafe scores well for both food and atmosphere By Sarah Minasian "Prince marring is passe. How about setting me up in my own business?" I couldn't help but wonder if Nancy Simpson's entrepreneurial , credo began with the same belief as the above caption read in the Avomcns' restroom of Simpson's Cafe. Located at 6034 22nd Ave. in Kenosha, Simpson's serves a refreshingly creative lunch Monday through Friday, 11 am to 4 pm. SIMPSON'S CAFE Cafe. Creative Catering. Carry-Out Kenosha. Wisconsin 53140 414-658-8314 GPA Rating: 3.67 Credit Cards-.Master Charge and Visa Smoking Sections: No Handicap Access: Yes Ms. Simpson, a former highschool English teacher.paiticipated in a gourmet club as a hobby which blossomed into a catering business eight years ago. Five years later, Simpson converted the laudromat next to the catering kitchen into an adjoining cafe. Simpson promotes healthy food, that is to sa y food that is light in calories and low in cholesterol without sacrificing good taste. "We make everything from scratch and only use fresh ingredients,'' Simpson said. First impressions of the interior were "black and white," as companion Dan Vallin remarked, although the atmosphere seemed to reflect warmer hues. Color variety could be found in the large floral print tablecloths that were covered with a protective sheet of plastic. The music ranged from 40's to Classical, and the lunch crowd buzzed contentedly as the 56 scat dining room Filled to capacity. Diners selected from a limited, but sufficient one page menu that included homemade soups and chowders, salads, sandwiches, and beverages. Additional daily specials and desserts were listed on two chalkboards in the dining area. Three companions joined me in the eating adventure, allowing me to sample a variety of foods and still walk out of the restaurant without feeling stuffed. Companion number one, Roseann Mason seemed pleased with her selection of Soup and Finger Sandwiches ($3.75) commenting, "The portion was just right," and consequently felt she "didn't need a nap." The three finger sandwiches included various combinations of ham, cheese, olives, cream cheese, and tuna, and were garnished with a slice of pineapple and a cluster of red grapes. Ms. Mason's cupof Cheesy Chowder ($1.35; bowl $1.65) that I ordered as well, was hearty and full of vegetables, but overheated to the point where the cheese had separated from the stock and consequently had a stringy texture. Companion Nancy Hoefs ordered Spinach Feta ($4.95) off the special board andrcceived the greek pastry phyllo dough stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. Ms. Hoefs was impressed with the generous portion and commented on the subtle spinach flavor and the flakiness of the pastry. Creamy cole slaw accompanied her entree, along with a miniature poppy seed muffin and fresh fruit garnish. Companion Mr. Vallin ordered and practically inhaled a rather small portion of broccoli quiche ($4.50) which was also garnished with fresh fruit and a miniature muffin. As Mr. Vallin was commenting how he could "easily eat five or six more portions," our waitress telcpathically set another portion in front of him. We decided to keep our voices down after that. The Cajun Chicken Salad (55.50) 1 ordered had a lightly spiced boneless chicken breast sliced and set upon a bed of mixed greens, sliced mushroooms, chopped tomatoes, black olives, and alfalfa sprouts. A subtly-seasoned cajun dressing and a minimuffin accompanied my tasteful entree. For dessert, three of uss ampled the Ricotta Cheese Pie, which reminded me of the filling used for stuffing cannoli. The ricotta cheese was sweetened with bits of chocolate, studded with slivered almonds and supported on a graham cracker crust. Concluding my review, I have decided to give Simpson's Cafe a well deserved A for food and atmosphere. I knocked down the service grade a tad to an A-because to ward the end of our luncheon our otherwise attentive server neglected our table for a half hour as she was attempting to serve the rest of the dining area single-handedly. Despite the lovely "less is more" decorating motif, I gave "decor" a grade of B because the plastic table coverings and the few food spots on the menus seemed to bring the polish of the cafe down, thus awarding Simpson's Cafe a gradepoint average of 3.67 and an appreciative thank you to Nancy Simpson for bringing Kenosha another little taste of class. Do YOU want to be Here's your chance! All y ou have to do is come the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. ,March 28.1991 Entertainment Ba»ger.Pagel3| Beach Week to feature Surf Boys and Diane Alaimo by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor and Milwaukee Comedy Corner. Her humor indicates why she won the Jonathan Brandmeier Comic Relief Contest and Improv's Funniest Woman in Chicago, 1989. Although notacompletelistby far, the following have positively critiqued Alaimo: Chicago Tribune, Siskel & Ebert and Rex Reed. Comedienne Alaimo will perform from 8-9 pm, and the infamous "Surf Boys" will play in the Square from 9-12:30. They've played at Parkside over quite a number of years. The Square will be filled with sand, so wear your beach wear and join us on Thursday, March 28 from 8 pm to 12:30 During Spring Break, many Parkside students were able to kick up their heels in the sand and think "beach party." PAB has made it possible for all of us to walk in the sand with the "Surf Boys." On Thursday, March 28, comedienne Diane Alaimo will be sharing her experiences with cars, her weight and men, in the Union Square from 8-9 pm. Doors will open at 7:30 pm. Alaimo has appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show,"and "Showtime Comedy Club," several radio shows, and numerous comedy clubs, including Catch a Rising Star, Funny Bone, Funny Firm, Hollywood's, Improv Comedienne Alaimo and the "Surf Boys" are part of Beach Week and kickoff to spring! Wade Davis will be performing on April 4 in Greenquist 103. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. Thursday, March 28 EASTER SPECIAL iiam-2pm Easter Dinner Carved Glazed Ham Scalloped Potatoes Candied Yams Whole Kernel Corn Dinner Rolls Dessert Colored Easter Egg Give-Away with all purchases Alarm Clock Give Away in the Cafeteria Wade Davis set to return in April Kenosha, Wis. — Wade Davis, cthnobotanist and author of "The Serpent and the Rainbow," will return to the University of Wisconsin- Parkside by popular demand on April 4. The free lecture, "Die Death of the Amazon: A Land Where the Gods Reign," will be held at 3:30 in room 103 of Greenquist Hall. This lecture introduces the Amazon and celebrates the extraordinary biological wealth of the most species- rich ecosystem on earth. The current threatened status of that ecosystem is also described. The lecture will discuss the role that ethnobotany and plant exploration can play in the struggle to preserve both the native people and the tropical rainforest they have come to understand. A question and answer period will follow the lecture. In 1989, Davis presented a series of popular lectures on "Voodoo and Zombies in Haiti" and "Extinction or Survival: The Fate of the Tropical Rainforest," at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. He has authored several articles on black magic and hallucinogenic plants for medical use. A native of British Columbia, he holds degrees in anthropology and biology from Harvard University. In 1986, Davis completed a doctorate in biology with a specialization in ethnobotany at Harvard. This event is sponsored • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts • MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 4/7 Phone Registration 277-9990 by the Parkside Activities Board's Concept and Controversies Committee. For more information, contact Edris Saldana at ext. 2650. Ranger, Page 14 Feature March 28,1991 Bev Burnell's career road show By Cathy White Special to the Ranger As you are hurrying to class down Grecnquist or Molinaro Hall, you may have seen Bev Burnell, Career Development Counselor, standing behind a table filled with books, brochures, and handouts. Bumell calls this "her road show." Beginning in Fall 1989 Bumell decided to promote the resources of Die Career Center through a program called Career Outposts. Career Outpost Schedule Monday, Aprillst| 2:3O-6:O0| Housing! Core Bldg Wednesday, April 3rd| 9:30-2:30 Concourse Bp by Bookstor|e Thursdays April 4th 1II:(pl:0OInter-(^-: tural Commons Bumell hopes the career outposts will make students, faculty and staff more aware and comfortable with Die Career Center. Burnell's outposts consist of career decision books, free brochures and magazines, career resource handouts and a computer guidance aid. "Off the road," Burnell is usually found in News releases Die Career Center. WLLC D175, aiding students making career decisions. Bumell said, "I hope to let students know who to ask for help. I'm here to give individual attention and to show that there are actual career counselors here to help." Whether in her office or stationed at one of her outposts, Bumell is trying to reach the undecided students, the students who know their major but not their career possibilities, and those who have almost completed their degree and are ready for the job search. She thinks career planning is essential for all students. Bumell looks at career choices differently than most people. Bumell says, "Majors don'talways equal careers and majors don't determine who you are." Burnell's focus is on the undecided student. She believes it is acceptable for students to be undecided while they are in the process of deciding on a major. "Students should not refer to themselves as undecided, but rather as deciding," Burnell commented. Die Career Center docs not only work with seniors; fifty percent of the time is spent with students deciding on a career, the other fifty percent with seniors and job search techniques. Burnell's advice to students is to get to know the Career Center staff and resources before you are a senior. Next time you see Bev Bumell "on the road," stop for a few minutes to acquaint yourself with those resources available. Diey just might set you "on your road" to a successful career. Interviewing..J>ractice makes perfect Area personnel managers will conduct simulated interviews on campus with graduating seniors on Wednesday, April 10. Take advantage of this wonderful Opportunity to refine your interview skills. To register, bring a resume to theCareer Center, WLLC D175, no later than April 1. The Parkside Philosophical Society and the Parkside Women's Center present Professor Andrea Nye University of Wisconsin- Whitewater speaking on: The Troubled Marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce or reconciliation? Thursday, April 4,3:30 pm in Moln. 107. Refreshments following. Free and open to the public. Community Service Announcements 1992-93 Fulbright Scholarship applicants sought for grants Faculty members who are seeking a challenge and a change from the daily routine of lectures and grading exams may be excellent candidates for the Fulbright Scholar Program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. 1,000 grants for research, combined research and lecturing, or university lecturing at openings in over 100 countries. Specific openings exist in almost every area of the humanities, social sciences, physical sciences, the arts, business, journalism, and law. In many cases, scholars are allowed to propose their own lecturing and/or research projects. Scholars in all academic ranks from junior faculty to professors emeriti are eligible to apply. The Fulbright Program is searching for good teachers as well as active researchers. Eligibility requirements for the program incl ude U.S. citizenship and a Ph.D. or comparable professional qualifications. University or college teaching experience is necessary for a lecturing award. Language skills may be needed, but most lecturing assignments are in English. There is no limit on the number of Fulbright grants a scholar can hold, and former grantees may reapply. The deadlines are June 15 and August 1 depending on the country involved. For further information, contact the Grants Office at 2539 or call or write the Council for International Exchange of Scholars, 3007 Dlden Street, N.W., Suite SM, Box NEWS, Washington, DC 20008-3009. (202-686-7877. ( Kenosha's ^ I |V/ Catering Newest & Hottest V J \ to the Bar & Restaurant ^ \J College Crowd Pailv Specials,,, Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday 6 $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday > Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Co// for Carry Outs- .----"-58lh Street Kenosha, Wl (414)652-0505 HeaMirBhtii Planned Parenthood Clinics w Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clinics 654-0491 / 654-9060 "SutfBi : Lutheran Artist - James M« Iplrad Lowery men's lenter This Week at Parkside Positions Available: Women's Center coordinators 1991-92 Academic Year. We are currently seeking students to serve as student coordinators for the Parkside Women's center. Job Descriptions and Applications available from Diane Welsh, Union 209 or the Women's Center. March 28.1991 . Feature 1 Ranger, Page 15 IBM Volunteer of the Week Tiara MitcheD Tiara Mitchell is a senior majoring in Communication. One year ago Tiara responded to the need for reading to vision impared people via WGTD-FM 91 through a program called Education and Reading Services (E.AJLS.). She is reading the Milwaukee Magazine oncea week. Bonnie Ore, Staffperson forE.A.R.S., reported how pleased she was with Tiara's participation. "Since E A.R.S. is staffed almost entirely by volunteers, we look for people who are both dedicated and reliable. Tiara Mitchell fits both of those descriptions." "On the few occasions when she has had to miss her regularly scheduled recording lime, she al- . ways makes sure she is here to record before her program's air date. We appreciate her commitment to E.A.R.S." Tiara is a twoproject volunteer. She has also taken a leadership role for Girl Scout Troop 27 that meets weekly at Riverview School in Silver Lake. Keeping a large troop of first, second and third graders busy is not an easy task, but with a sincere desire to help young people, Tiara continues to meet the • challenge. SOC to sponsor benefit dance Special to the Ranger by Jody Robison The Student Organizations Council (S.O.C.) will be sponsoring a fundraising drive and benefit dance to raise Food for Families. All proceeds raised from this drive and dance will be given to local pantries. Around the Christmas season, food for these local pantries is easy to come by with everyone's heightened sense of giving. In April, however, many of these local pantries go on what little savings they have left to purchase food for the upcoming summer months. S.O.C. has taken it upon itself to raise money through a hot meal at their cafeteria. These summer months will also be especially crucial because of the economic recession that is affecting our area. Tie benefit dance that will be held April 18 is ag ood way for students to have fun while helping others. Tickets for this benefit include the band Life Underground, a local Milwaukee altemativedance band; one free soda with the purchase of the ticket, and a buffet The cost of the tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests 18 and up. Tickets can be purchased in the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shop area or from S.O.C. * club representatives. Art Department Continued from Page 1 eliminate the tremendous amount of harmful fumes, gases, and dust material that results in an unhealthy environment for students and staff. At this time, the project is being> designed, which may then followed by biddings, which is then followed by construction. The art labs are expected to be closed during the summer while the remodeling takes place, then reopened in the fall of 1991. Open 6am to closing Landing Tavern 719 50th st Kenosha 654-5077 Happy hour 3-7pm 6oz.Tapper $.35 Frosted Mug$.75 Beer and Rail $1.10 Wine $1.25 Pitchers $3.25 Monday 7-10pm Budweiser $1 Wednesday 7-10pm Men's Night Out $1 rail $.25 Tappers Thursday 7-10pm Ladies Night Out Wear a skirt-get second drink free 9pm-close Jagermeister $1 shot Clean friendly atmosphere-Everyone welcome Bring in ad- get one drink free monetary donations and a benefit dance. As of April 1, donation boxes will be placed in several of the main offices on campus. Your support is much needed. In addition, tickets will be sold to the dance which will be held Thursday, April 18. S.O.C. is asking forcash donations instead of food this time because we think it is better for the local pantries who can purchase the food they need in large quantities, making it easier to buy more food for less money. These donations will be used to support the local pantries throughout the summer months when many children are out of school and do not receive £ O V\ O 3* to 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 23, March 28, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document I University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Issue 24 Thursday, April 11,1991 UW-P Professor involved with space shuttle experiment by Dan Chiappetta News Editor and Latesha Jude UW-Parkside Assistant Professor of Chemistry Z. Richard Korszun's invention, the Materials Dispersion Apparatus, has spent the last five days in space with the space shuttle Atlantis. Korszun's invention was in space from April 5 to April 9 (ETA). It's a miniature laboratory which conducts experiments for growing protein crystals. "It is an automated apparatus that allows 100-200 experiments to be performed simultaneously," said Korszun. The Atlantis contains four apparatuses that will be running 500 experiments. If successful, these experiments can provide scientists with a better picture of how viruses, hormones, and other messenger chemicals work in humans, animals, and plants. "Some of the experiments are Prof. Korszun to try to grow larger crystals of protein. The reasoning is by getting larger crystals we can study the molecular architecture of the molecule. Knowing what the molecules look like, we can determine how it does its job, and then possibly design drugs to try o t inhibit the molecules that have gone haywire, which is not doing its job properly," said Korszun. Haywire is a reference to the diseases that are produced in the molecular level, where protein or enzymes overproduce their products, which hurts the system. Korszun's invention was completed seven years ago. "The original reason for making this equipment was to fly it on the shuttle," said Korszun. Because of the the space shuttle Challenger disaster back in January of 1986, in which Korszun's equipment was to be used in the following trip, his project was put on delay since shuttle trips were all temporarily canceled. "They finally got the program rolling again, we got a new chance," said Korszun. When Korszun received a call concerning his invention going up Continued on page 19 United Council demands change | ; by Dan Chiappetta §p|fcws Editor | ' m || || United Council.state student association of which UWParfcside is a member, announced hearings at UW Campu&svound the state on incorporating a specifically worded code prohibiting sexual assault in the UWSystem student conduct codes. The Wisconsin Act 177 was signed into law in April.1990, which states that all UW institutions must distribj^^rutcn and oral information on the definitions of, penalties for, and statistics on sexual assault, sexual harassment and sexual exploitation by therapists to all UWParkside students, faculty, and staff on a annual basis. ?§ Since then. United Council\ has been researching and pro-, moling the need for a specific code that covers sexual assault. •r: According to Jennifer Smith, UC Women's Director, only a physical assault code is stated in the lJW System's student conduct code. She doesn't understand how a sexual assault incident could be considered for punishment under the physical asIfiultcod# | II "There is no reason Whatsoever that this type of specifically worded statement should not be in our student conduct codes," said Smith. "It is absolutely ridiculous that a student can be punished or even expelled for possessing drugs or cheating or forgery but not for raping another student; what kind of message is being sent to students through this lack of a code?" According to Steve McLaughlin, UW-Parkside's Dean of Student Life, UWfpi'arks ide has of yet to discuss this Continued on Page 14 Wisconsin Bell's plan for "flexible" regulation Latesha N. Jude News Writer On September 5th, 1990, the Public Service Commission (PSC) issued its order on the Wisconsin Bell Rate Case. In this decision, the Commission concluded that Bell's retaining rates should be lowered by about $23 million. Instead of retaining the current residential service packages, the PSC eliminated all customer choices and allowed Bell to implement a mandatory pay-per-call plan. According to the Citizens' Utility Board, there are four main points in the decision. First, the flat rate will becliminaied, as will all other existing call packages. These will be replaced with a mandatory pay-per-call rate for local service. This rate charges all customers a basic fee of $9.50 per month, plus a fe for each local call based on the following schedule: 1-60 calls 61-150 calls 151-300 calls 301-400 calls 401-1200 calls 1200* calls $.06 $.05 $.04 $.03 $.02 $.05 per per per per per per call call call call call call Second, the plan will be implemented by Bell on June 1, 1991. Four months prior to introduction of the plan, the company will institute "shadow billing," which will give customers an idea of how much their phone bill will be under the mandatory pay-per-call plan. Third, the commission finally agreed with the Citizens' Utility Board to eliminate touch-tone charges for residential service. In addition, touch-tone charges for businesses have been reduced by $1.50 per month. Fourth, the Public Service Commission could have reduced rates for all residential customers by preserving the current calling package options and reducing rates across-the-board. Instead, they implemented the mandatory payper call plan that will reduce bills for only 80% of its customers, while 20% will see increased bills. Lance Walter, Legislative Director for United Council, gives his testimony against Wisconsin Bell's Plan for "Flexible" Regulation. United Council is a non-profit umbrella group representing over 150,000 students on 23 Wisconsin campuses. Walter states, "Students do have a vested interest in these proposed regulation changes. With the national trend shifting from grants to loans at an alarming rate and approximately 40 percent of today's graduates leaving school with an average debt of $7,337, the train of thought that students are not living in the real world has become a myth." Walter adds, "With this growing economic crunch that students face, Wisconsin Bell is proposing to eliminate unlimited calling as an option for local billing. Students who tend to live in houses or apartments with several other people are going to be one of the hardest hit groups. With such a large percentage of its cost being fixed, I find it difficult to believe thai a usage-based system is really thehiost equitable way to establish pricing policies for local services." According to the Citizens' Utility Board, if Bell earns a 17.5% return on equity over the next three years, it will get to keep all of those enormous profits under its plan. On the other hand, under the current system. Bell would very likely have to refund a portion of those profits to customers. Under Bell's proposal, their rate of return would be targeted at Continued on Page 7 Inside... Editorial PSGA Report.. ....Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 Letters -Page 4 This Week S ports. •—».......... ....Page 9 Life AfterUW-P....Page 13 Movie Review.. Volunteer... Classifieds...-,.. ....Page 20 j Letters to the Editor DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.' JOIN THE NR A IN FIGHTING THE BRADY BILL! From the desk of the Editor After a month of soliciting applications for the position of editor-inchief, three students have submitted applications for the job. While the low number of applications submitted was a surprise, the quality of the candidates makes up for that low response. The new editor-in-chief will be chosen on Thursday, April 11, by an Editor Selection Committee. The selection committee consists of nine members. They include the Ranger's advisers. Ranger president. Ranger vicepresident, faculty member, staff member, two Ranger staff members, and a student-at-largc. The committee represents the university community and will provide the kind of input that results in a good decision. The candidates for editor-in-chief, all Ranger staff members, include Len Anhold, Dan Chiappeoa, and Tod McCarthy. Anhold joined the Ranger staff in the fall as an assistant sports editor. He played a key role in making the sports section what it is today. Chiappeoa joined the Ranger staff in the fall of 1987 as a news writer and became news editor in 1989. His contributions include numerous front page stories and pullout sections on alcohol awareness week, and most recently, on Operation Desert Storm. McCarthy joined the Ranger staff last June as copy editor. His copy editing skills have made the Ranger an almost error-free paper. McCarthy has also written many stories including his weekly feature. Spotlight. The new editor-in-chiefs term runs from July 1 until june 30. The new editor-in-chief is responsible for publishing a summer issue, slated to hit the stands around the time summer school staits. This issue also serves as an information piece for students attending summer orientation programs. They are also responsible for preparing for the next publishing year. This is accomplished by bringing new staffers on board during the summer so they can be trained by fall, and making new format and style changes. All the candidates are highly qualified for the position, and I wish them all the best of luck. If any other students are interested in joining the Ranger for the coming year, please feel free to stop in the Ranger office and talk to the new editor. To the Editor: All of us on the Parkside campus, students and staff alike, have seen the increasingly bitter division of students this year along racial and ethnic lines. Many fingers of fault could be pointed in all directions, but this would not advance the present situation to a more hopeful future. Suffice it to say, many have made serious mistakes in intercultura1 communication. This situation has especially distressed and confounded ourclub, the Parkside International Club(P J.C.). We are a student-led organization of over 50 students, both from the United States and from over thirty nations around the world. Just to survive as a functioning club, wc have to struggle everyday with the issues of intercultural communication and respect. Wc are all very diverse. Wc are African, Asian, Latin American, Middle Eastern and Europeandescended. We are traditional and nontradiiional students, rich and poor, men and women. In many res pec ts.wcare a microcosm of the world. And yet, we do not experience the bitter divisions that some African-American and white students have displayed with each other. Thus, the logical question is: why? While all of us in the club would have our own ideas, I will simply say that we have understood that differences are to be appreciated AND respected. That as we come to value others, wc end up valuing ourselves more. And it Continued on Page 4 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor •E* Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports E<|2 Jeff Lemmennann j> Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor iMMcCarth^^P Layout Editor . , Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor f mmmIiiip8 s •Advisors Stuart Rubner JW#Jowak University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rato lor one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, W1 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins 1111% || I Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh mm Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton jf| Hmmm| 1| 1 Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney :H;" Classified Ad Manager !?if- m 81 St James Chomko Distribution Manager ||| ; ||||||||11!|g|g| Ronald Hansen ^pM®i i! I ^Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla 8 I Photo Editor Sunni Bccck Photographers < Todd Goers 5- 8*^128" Kurt Geilfuss •Hf| If PaulBCTge; K. Grundberg flft - ifl fSBIS - Chrislngra® General Staff! '% p?ji. JJp ' §§|% Glen Kelly D^ald '^A^oi'LQ^ris Daniel, Chris Deguire, David Doheity, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowenJim Newcomb, Mona Toliver, David Wick. April 11,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Mideast troubles are far from over for the Kurds by Donald R. Andrewski According to the rest of the world, the war in the Persian Gulf is over. I must express my reluctance to accept this view. Saddam Hussein's troops invaded, raped, plundered, and burned Kuwait It should come as no surprise. Hussein brutalized Kuwait just as he brutalized his ownpecple. As a ruthless dictator, he secured and maintained power through a reign of tenor. Once the Allied command announced that it was suspending offensive operations, news commentators grimly reported that"the 'elite' Republican Guards finally found someone that they can beaL..Iraqi citizens!" Since cessation of Allied operations, tens of thousands of Iraqi citizens have been killed. Some have been killed in rebelling against the tyrannical rule of Saddam Hussein. Others have been dragged from their homes and summarily executed without a trial. Bush has been accused of enticing the Kurds to revolt against Hussein and now hanging them out to dry. Not that the Kurds really needed anyone to lead them on. As a minority in Iraq, they received pledges of support from Hussein during his rise to power only to be double-crossed by him. More recently, the world was shocked and outraged by Hussein's use of chemical weapons to murder over five thousand Kurds, including women and children. Nonetheless, the Kurds today remain the most dispossessed minority in the world. According to news reports, they even surpass the Palestinians. One Kurd even expressed this fact when interviewed by a CNN reporter. Of course, the military only steps in "when diplomacy fails". and a fine line emerges that makes it difficult to ascertain when the military must be told to stand down and allow the diplomatic process to resume. In the case of the recent Persian Gulf War, I believe that this call was a bit premature. Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in the Gulf War, General Norman Schwarzkopf, has stated that he urged pushing on to defeat the so-called "elite" Republican Guard, thus ripping the fangs out of Hussein's tiger. While surely not elite when compared to U.S. Army Special Forces, British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) or the French Foreign Legion, this so-called elite Guard sure can mess up a civilian populace, a talent that they havecoldbloodedly demonstrated in suppressing the Kurdish rebellion time and again. Asimilar situation faced President Truman when he had to tell General George S. Palton to stand down when Patton suggested that we continue pushing on into Russia. He likewise fired General Douglas Mac Arthur when the latter suggested pushing on into China to neutralize the sanctuary given to the North Korean communist troops. Considering the amount of trouble that the communists have given the free world since then, it is difficult to assess whether or not that was the way to go. Atanyrate, the kapusta hit the fan last year as the socialist movement in Eastern Europe began to fall apart in big pieces. Thus diplomacy, with a copi us amount of patience and forcbcarance, emerged triumphant without conquest of the antagonists. What of thePersianGulfWar? Is it really over now that Kuwait is liberated? Should we aid he t Kurds in their re volt? If so, with what and how much? If not, how long must we wait for diplomacy to work? Several facts have ncxchanged. Hussein is still in command of Iraq and his forces are effectively waging genocide against the Kurds. Although badly shaken up, Hussein will survive and regain his military and political status. It may take five years, but we will have to deal with him again, and he is not so stupid as to make the same mistake twice. If America is truly a nation with a conscience, we must not ignore the cries of the oppressed Kurdish people. Their tears and blood flow upon the ground. They should at least be given a fighting chance. Humanitarian aid will not stop attacking tanks and planes. Nor will it secure a nation for those people yearning to be free. Helping the Kurds would not be meddling with the "internal affairs" of Iraq. Backing a side in a civil war is meddling; stopping genocide is not I only wonder what would have happened to the Jewish people of Europe if the Allies had not "meddled" in he t internal affairs of Nazi Germany. If history does indeed repeat itself, I, for one, do not have the stomach to watch the Kurds succumb to genocide. If we allow this to happen, we will have effectively resigned from the human race. Parkside Student Government Association U.S. Student Association's Recommendations for the 1991 Reauthorization of the Higher Education Act (1)The Proper Loan-Grant Bal- „ ancc. Funding of federal grant programs has failed to keep up with rising college costs, which arc fueled by shortfalls in federal student aid, and more and more students have been forced to take on loans. USSA seeks to restore the proper balance of loans, grants and workstudy by making Pell Grants an entitlement, increasing the maximum Pell Grant, and strengthening the State Student Incentive Grant and Perkins Loan programs. (2) Special Services for traditionally under-represented groups are necessary to ensure that they have true access to higher education, and are able to stay in and graduate from college. (3) Adequate Publicity and Information Dissemination on Student Aid is necessary in light of numerous studies demonstrating the lack of awareness of federal financial aid opportunities among students and parents, especially those from lesser socioeconomic and educational backgrounds (4) The Needs of Middle-Income Students are not being served by the current aid system which shuts them off from gram and loan programs. USSA seeks to rfestme thtir eligibility for Pell Grants and Stafford Loans, the elimination of the Supplemental Loans for Students (SLS) program, and the revision of the Income Contingent Loan program. S) Elimination of Student Aid Fees. The imposition of application fees, origination fees, and insurancepremiumson studcntloans is a hardship and barrier to access for low- and middle-income students. (6) Elimination of the Linkage of Extraneous Requirements to Student Aid. Student aid is already linked to registration for Selective Service and drug use waivers. Linking student aid to purposes other than access and retention is inherently discriminatory toward lowand middle-income students. They are manipulated into certain actions in order to go to college, while their economically advantaged counterparts are exempt from such requirements. (7) Simplification of the Application Process. The complicated student aid system is actually a barrier for many potential college students. There should be one free, standardized, and simplified form for all institutional, state and federal financial aid. " The system for updating financial aid information should be changed as should the definition of an "independent student". Very low-income students should not have to fill out application forms, and more consistency in student aid administration should be ensured. (8) College Work-Study Improvements are necessary to ensure that new jobs for College Work-Study students are actually being created, that an adequate wage is provided, and that students are being placed in jobs that are relevant to their academic or career (9) Elimination of Delayed Disbursement of Student Loans. Such a delay is an unnecessary hardship on students who depend on loan money to start or stay in college, and thus would force many students to drop out Nonpunitive. measures to decrease student loan defaults should be pursued instead. (10) Elimination of the Penaltics Imposed on Working Students and Others. The needs analysis must be changed so that students do not lose AFDC, welfare, or other federal aid after receiving student aid, and are not penalized forworking, and to lessen the financial burden on working dependent students. Senate meeting minutes Student Senate Meeting April 5,1991 Roll Call: Senators: Jude, Kadolph(U), Bovee, Simpkins, Finch, Horner, Lindblom, Olson, Sikora, TJensen, Daniel. Guests: David Jacobs, Peggy James, Eric Jensen, Sharon Pastorino. Executive Branch: Ken Schuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Finch/Olson 4/5/91:1 To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 10-0-0 Report of the President (Schuh) Discussed the last University Committee Meeting which was attendod by President Schuh and Vice President Wargolet Discussed the proposed revisions to Chapter 18, Wisconsin Administrative Code. Mentioned the University's failure to implement Faculty Senate 45/85-86 which deals with the time a student has to complete his/ her research paper. Board of Governers met on Wednesday and discussed the Awards Banquet. Will meet again next Wednesday at 3:30pm in the PSGA office. Introduced David Jacobs; President of UW-Superior Student Government and current Presidential Candidate for United Council. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) Motion Jude/Bovee4/5/91:1 To allocate $376.20 for the next United Council Meeting. Passes 9-0-1 Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Motion Sikora/Lindblom 4/ 5/91 :3 To allocate $58.60 for Lobby Day in Madison on Wednesday, April 10th. Passes 10-0-0 Report of SUFAC (TJensen) Chancellor sent a letter thanking all of SUFAC members for all of their work on the budgeting. Report of Student Services (EJensen) Next meeting is on Wednesday, April 10, in CA142 at noon. Report of Judicial Branch Swearing in of E Jensen, Yee, and Minasian as new Senators of PSGA. Report of University Committees Written report by Senator Jude Motion TJensen/EJensen 4/5/91 :4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 13-0-0 Adjourned at 12:47pm. '•••nvntia.Mi. — - « Letters to the Editor Continued from page 2 is in this spirit that the PJ.C. offers the Parkside community a special opportunity of intercultural appreciation. On April 17, the P.I.C. will sponsor "International Day". The event will happen in Mainplace between 10:00-2:00. There will be an international bake sale, gift sale and display booths by students from various countries. It will truly be a cultural feast! We wholeheartedly encourage the entire Parkside community to come and Join us. Take the time to learn about other cultures and feel free to talk individually to any of our club members present. We hope our effort will bring Parkside students closer and set the stage for improved cultural relations next year on campus. Let's make this campus a positive experience for everyone. Thanks. Deborah Kreuser P.I.C. Secretary Let's Unite I am writing in response to the name withheld upon request from the March 7 issue of the Ranger. First, I'd like to comment that obviously, you thought that what you had to say was important enough to be in print, isn't it worth your signature at the bottom? Second of all, you accuse Chris Daniels of accusing you of racism. In going back to his article from February 21,1 don't see a finger pointed at any one. Mr. Daniels was just testifying his own experiences and says that racism exists. He docs not, however, state that this is a one way street. As far as the rest of the letter, you state that Mr. Daniels says "white'' people are ignorant. By your statements such as accusing feminists of blaming problems on White Men and your question of if you were ignorant just because you were born a "white" male, I would say you your self, Mr. Name Withheld, are ignorant. You arc right as far as school being a place for learning, but it is also a place for cultural growth on EVERYONE'S part. I understand your frustration of you and your family working hard for your education and seeing others just get their tuition paid, but I'm in the same boat. And, I won't complain! Some things one has to work for, and for me, I guess my education is one of those things. The bad part is, I am half Asian and half Caucasian. I am listed as a womon of color, yet when I go to apply for minority grants, I cannot even apply. One look at me and the office tells me I am not eligible because I am not a minority. How is that for some B.S.? And also, me being a feminist, don't expect anyone to change for me. Just, be nice. If you are, I'll return it twice over. That's the way it is, no one expects you or anyone to change. We, minorities & feminists just want the freedom, liberty, and justice we deserve. It is not too much to ask. It's ours anyway. But, hey, let us try to unite and end our war in the paper. If anyone wants to talk, I'm in PSGA. Lika Marie Morishita Chair; Women's Affairs Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous materia], misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive •> Committee. Western BBQ BBQ Ribs with Corn on the Cob, Cole Slaw or Potato Salad & Dinner Roll. $3.99 BBQ Chicken $3.04 BBQ Beef Sandwich $2.54 Wednesday, April 17 Union Dining Room 11:00 - 2:00 Win A Bike!!! Register and Win a Ten Speed Bike Entry Blanks Available at All Foodservice Locations. UW-Parkside Foodservice Meal Plan Participants Bulk Food Purchases Are Available For Students with Excess Meal Cards Call 553-2601 for more info. April 11,1991 Spotlight Ranker, Page S, LA and C Part I: Student Support Services by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor The Learning Assistance and Counseling area, located in D175 of WLLC, is composed of a number of different departments. One of the most recent additions to its varied offering is Student Support Services (SSS). Originated in 1987, SSS is funded by a three year renewable grant from the U.S. Department of Education. The program has been refunded for an additional three years, and its services have been expanded from the 64 students enrolled in its first year. "The grant is funded to serve 125 students, all of whom must have a need for academic support," according toPam Smith, Administrative Program Manager for Student Support Services. In addition to Ms. Smith, SSS is staffed by Program Advisor Janet Conccntine, who has recently accepted the added responsibility of mentoring cnrollees, and Program Assistant Sharon Murphy. Duties of SSS include advising, offering assistance with financial aid inquiries, and giving as many forms of academic support as may be necessary to insure a successful collegiate experience for those students accepted into the program. Some of the guidelines followed by UW-Parkside's SSS program arc set by governmental agencies, but many of the specific concentrations arc tailored to fit regional student needs. Students may need assistance with cultural, economical, or social factors affecting their potential success at UWParksidc. Student Support Services is prepared to concentrate on the areas of greatest need and to use other services of the system as a referral base. Student Support Services is designed as a retention program. Assurance of certain services is a condition of the grant by which SSS operates, and sufficient financial aid to meet the full need is critical to both the students and the university. "Finance is one of the Student Support Services staff: Sharon Murphy, Pam Smith, Janet Concentine major reasons for attrition of students." said Smith. UW-Parkside needs a certain number of students to survive, and many of the students here need financial aid of some sort to remain enrolled. Considering the number of students that SSS is currently limited to serving, someeligibility requirements must be met Students must be physically disabled, must be first generation college students, or come from families of ow l income. Approximately 15-20 students in the program are disabled in one respect or another, and Smith noted that learning disabled students are usually assigned to Learning Assistance, unlike the physically disabled students of SSS. Many of those students served by SSS fit more than one eligibility category, and enrollees must be referred through prescriptive advising or take the initiative to apply. Services of SSS cover a broad spectrum. High risk courses arc identified so that students may be advised to deal with them accordingly, and core course scheduling is provided to mcetCollegiatc Skills and BOK requirements. A holistic approach is used to plan for succes, so any and all facets of a student's being are taken into account. "We try to individualize to meet each student's needs "stated Smith. SSS monitors academic performance by use of mid-semester reviews and periodic inquiries to individual professors, in addition to numerous meetings with each student. Intrusive ad vising, as performed by S SS, requires very close monitoring to be successful, and Student Support Services is committed to doing whatever it takes to guarantee an opportunity for success. Approximately 600-700 students enrolled at UW-Parkside do not meet standard admission requirements, and as a result, many need some form of assistance. Nearly all student services arc subject to limitations, and distinction between the various services is necessary to avoid duplication. Student Support Services reviews and upgrades its objectives on a yearly basis to help students in areas not covered by other programs. A new submission for continuation of grant funding must be drafted yearly, documentation is required to prove the accountability and necessity of the program, and funding is adjusted accordingly. A great amount of documentation is compiled by SSS. Voluntary submission of Uniform Minority Information System (UMIS) is provided to Larry Turner of CECA. UMIS is a University of Wisconsin system mechanism to gauge success rates and the number of contacts made between students and advisors. SSS records are kept to track the success rates and other statistics indicating UWParkside student achievement The successes and failures of the past and present provide clues for dealing with future problems. Statistics compiled by SSS indicate that they serve a crosssection of the student population. Grade point averages, social skills, and cultural backgrounds are diverse. Of the 125 students receiving assistance of Student Support Services, 25 students have GPA'S exceeding 2.75, and of that number, 17 are currently listed as having attained a GPA of at least 3.0. A GPA of 2.75 or better can be critical for consideration of graduate school entry, and SSS has established a goal figure for minimum graduate school candidacy in respect to its serviced students. Adherence to the "Provision of Academic Support" specify that Student Support Services must invest 10% of its available time working in collaboration with other university departments and services. A condition of its operating gram, it also requires that other existing programs be used whenever possible. As a result, SSS has often participated in recruitment and financial aid workshops, and an effective referral system is in place. Services performed by SSS have been expanded, refined, and redefined over the years in an attempt to meet the changing needs of the students at UW-Parkside. Formation of study groups, an efficient and effective system of reviews, and tutoring referrals have all been beneficial to a great number of students. Identifying successful role models, especially those of high academic achievement, can provide an individual with stimulation to excel, and the objective assessment of the overall student, as performed by SSS, offers valuable insight into what yet needs to be done. Many students came in for assistance while this reporter was conducting interviews and investigating the everyday operation of SSS, and the questions they needed answered covered nearly every facet of student life. Pam Smith is many things to the students who need her and seek her advice, and after several such encounters stated "Purely academic discussions are a luxury." Student Support Services takes students from "dependence to independence," said Smith, and students all have different levels of need to conquer to attain that position. Changes that may be incorporated in Student Support Services duties in the future may include an expansion of instructional programs on the process of learning, such as the "Strategies for College Success" course offered in the past SSS has established a great rapport with the students it serves, and w ith the increasing number of referrals coming in each year, the rapport may be a critical factor in efficient use and implementation of retention services. Student Support Services is designed to prepare students for standard advising by the end of their sophomore years with many requirements fulfilled and necessary survival skills instilled. Statistics prove that the program has been increasingly effective, and with the concern and care shown by its staff, will only continue to improve the collegiate success rates of the students it serves. Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part II Women's Center to sponsor an international bakesale April 11 News Releases Gwen Heller * Feature Editor Look no further than the Library Alcove adjacent to the Women's Center on April 11 from 11-lpm for an international food fcst that will undoubtedly please your palate. This fundraiser sponsored by the Women' s Center wi U of fer bitesized treats native to Japan, Austria, Ireland, and Africa, among other exotic locales. Items will range in price from 25-50 cents. All proceeds will be donated to the Parkside Childcare Center few the purchase of new children's books. AccordingtoJenniferBurns of the Women's Center, the majority of current materials, which have been donated, are stereotypical regarding sex and race. "All of the fairy tales are portrayed with white characters. We would like to see the children's literature program become more egalitarian. The children should come out of school without stereotypes," said Bums. The Women' s Center hopes to purchase several new books for varying age groups on a spectrum of subjects. In addition to raising funds through the food sale, donations will be gratefully accepted. Free Measles Immunizations UW-PwksideSuKfcntHealth the measles. wj 8M£ c»ne be given twic# UW-Parkside April 17, sponsored by B^lsiKv^ods.bothhotand ! Parkside International . cold, from around the world. v i- , There will also bean . -'"i tonal ^I^Theeventwill takeplacefrom 10:00 m to 2:00 pm in Main world. 1§MBlS Place. ' s for their favorite booths. Thc The programs and services of the Parkside Child Care Center are currently under review by an all-university evaluation committee appointed by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace. Current and former users and staff of the Child Care Center are encouraged to contact committee members with feedback regarding the Center's strengths and/or areas of concern. This program review is one in a series of reviews that the division of Student Affairs conducts for its individual units. To submit feedback about the center, call or write any of the following committee members: Esther Letven Don Kolbe Dave Beach Lana Rakow Jill Jensen Wendy Batten Regional Staff Development Center 553-2208 Physical Plant 553-2232 Molinaro 372 553-2549 Communication Arts 245 553-2523 PSGA Office c/o Thad Jensen 6003 55th Street, Kenosha, WI 53144 Lecture on drugs and premature births scheduled for April 25 "Drugs Which Prevent Premature Births: Effects on the Fetus and Newborn" will be presented at 7:30 pm in Molinaro 107 on Thursday, April 25. Daniel Billman, a clinical pediatrician at the Medical College of Wisconsin, will discuss clinical drugs currently used to pre vent premature births and why some drugs are better than others. Dr. Billman will also introduce the benefits and risks of clinical drugs to the health of the fetus and the mother. Among industrialized nations, the United States ranks 13th in infant mortality according to the World Health Organization. Factors affecting the high US infant mortality rate are stillborn and premature births. The lecture is free and open to the public. It is the fourth annual Veronica Wallen Memorial Lecture. Veterans business workshop to be held April 18 Exploring entrepreneurial business opportunities for veterans will be the focus of the conference, "Building Your Own Successful Business," on April 18 in the Union Cinema. The program will explore Wisconsin benefits for veterans, small business record keeping, legal structures of business, financing opportunities, business plan writing and marketing strategics. Several veterans who operate successful business ventures and a variety of representati ves from veterans agencies, including the Wisconsin Department of Veteran Affairs and the Kenosha and Racine county veterans service offices, will be on hand. The event is sponsored by a number of area agencies, including the US Small Business Administration, Small Business Development Center and Business Outreach, University of Wisconsin Extension, and UW-Parksidc. The program runs from 9am to 3pm. Registration begins at 8:30am. Cost of the program is S25 and includes lunch. Spouses may attend for an additional $10. To register by phone, call the Continuing Education Office at 2312. Support Groups Alcoholic Anonymous Mondays 12-1 pm Moln. D133 Co-Dependents Anonymous Mondays 12-1 pm Moln. D114 New Directions Eating Disorder Wednesdays 12-1 pm Moln. D114 Narcotics Anonymous Wednesdays 12-1 pm Moln. D133 Sexual Abuse/Assault Survivor Support Group Wednesdays 2-3 pm Moln. D114 Gay Men's Support Group Call Nancy at Ext. 2366 for time and location. Lesbian Support Group Every other Wednesday Call Women's Center for time and location at Ext. 2170. Earth Awareness Week '91 Tuesday, April 16 7:00 pm*'WHATS HAPPENING WITH RECYCLING?" presented by Joseph Strohl *05' - §|§§| S?i|-'•' •'* - H^gl ,-j&Wednesday, April 17 Sfej;: I: \ 7:00 pm Open Mic Featuring musicians, poets, and other entertainment. IS >' , 1 , |-.Union Square. E| Thursday, April 18 3:30 pm "UPDATE ON WOLVES IN THE WILD" presented by Prof. Gerald Fowler. Gmq. 103. 8:30 pm Benefit dance with the band LIFE UNDERGROUND Union Square S3 UW-Paitside students, $4 guests Proceeds will go to Food For Families 1-1; (co-sponsored with the Student Organizations Coucil) Plus exhibitors will be located on the Union Bridge daily from 9 am -2 pm. All events free! Sponsored by Save The Earth Organization. Co-sponsored with Music Club. Art Club and Student Organizations Council. Benefit Dance sponsored by Student Organizations Council featuring Life Underground "Milwaukee's best alternative dance band" Thursday, April 18. Doors open at 8:30. Band starts at 9:00. Tickets are $3.00 for students $4.00 for guests. (Guest must be 18 years old and up) Tickets can be purchased at the S.O.C. office located in the Coffee Shoppe area, or from a S.O.C. rep. Catholic Student Club participates in Habitat for Humanity project Gwen Heller Feature Editor Some students chose to lounge on the beaches of Florida. Others tried to crank out a term paper in the library instead of "letting it go" until the due date. Still others worked off final tuition payments. But there were two Parkside students who dedicated their spring break to charily. Sophomore Randy Pridcaux and Jim Witters, a junior, travelled to Savannah, Georgia to participate in a project known as Habitat for Humanity. The national program is most commonly associated with Former President Jimmy Carter who serves as a spokesman. Volunteers donate labor and supplies to construct housing for low-income families and the poor. Each house costs approximately $50,000 to $60,000 to construct There arc 553 Habitats for Humanity building centers in the country. These members of the Catholic Student Club were accompanied by Father Mark Gotvald, the club advisor, to Savannah for their six day adventure. Father Mark Gotvald, Jim Witters, Randy Prideaux "For the most part, we shingled houses and did grunt work like pulling nails out of boards,*' said Prideaux. "We worked on a brand new house as wel as an older home that was being remodeled. We spent the majority of our time pulling down old beams on thai place." Other volunteer groups from Indiana and Alabama collaborated on the same buildings as the Parkside team. The efforts of volunteers comprise 98 percent of the labor and there are only three fulltime paid employees at the Savannah compound. While the majority of materials and labor are donated, the quality of the finished products are first rate. Although the focus of the trip was the construction work, there were opportunities for sightseeing. "We toured Tybce Island where Fort Pulaski, an impenetrable Civil War fort, is located. We also took acniise down the Savannah River," explained Pridcaux. The club will consider participating in the program again next year depending upon the interest level of the members. Wisconsin Bell ups rates Continued from Page I 14%, with an allowed rangeof 12%- 18%. If their rate of return goes above 18%, they only need to reduce their rates enough to bring them back down to 18%. But in the unlikely event that their earnings fall below 12%, they can increase their rates enough to return them to the targeted rate of 14%. This proposal would basically allow Wisconsin Bell to determine its own depreciation schedules. It is therefore unlikely that Bell will ever exceed its rate of return range and have to suffer a refund, as it can simply adjust its depreciation expenses to keep its return just below 18%. Customers may therefore be denied refunds they might otherwise receive. _ Walter explains, "As I stated earlier. United Council represents over 150,000 people, and at this time, I would have to puta majority of these people in the category of the ten percent who would be hurt by the change in regulation. This new proposal will most likely eliminate reductions and refunds due to the customers over the next three years. So Wisconsin Bell is able to propose a plan that will have rales capped for the next three years and come here saying that will be a good deal, when in actuallity there is a good chance rates will actually fall over the next three years and under this new plan, they will be able to keep the rates at their current levels." Walter stated, "Let's take a look of some of those people who will be forced to pay more for a system that doesn't appear to be very usage sensitive at all. I have already told you that students, who typically will not be able to afford the increases, should be included in this group, but let's not leave out other high use groups such as senior citizens, who are not as mobile as the rest of the population, blind people, who depend on the use of the telephone and the frequent use of directory assistance, and let us not forget low nci omepersons, who often have to share telephone scr vices because of difficulty in af fording the current system." Wisconsin Bell is asking to create a new system it claims will be of benefit to a majority of customers involved. Bell wants to increase the authorized rate of return on base and the authorized rate of etum on equity, so while this mutually beneficial system costs all of us even more money than the current system, they will not have to return these extra earnings. This package is the best of all worlds for Wisconsin Bell, and perhaps well on the way to being the worst case scenario for many of us." Walter adds, "I hope the Public ServiceCommission seesclearly the motives behind this and votes the entire proposal down. Surely Wisconsin Bell's useof us monoply of customers to subsidize ventures in the competitive arena does not deserve the title of the 'Wisconsin Plan,' nor a place in Wisconsin. And if necessary, I, along with my constituency, will encourage the Legislature to take action in the upcoming session." NOTICE FRIDAY, APRIL 19 is the LAST DAY for Undergrade students to WITHDRAW from school without receiving failing grades. mwWLLcT8 3re aVailab, ° 3t th® AdV' Sln9 Center ' L0wer "a'" JU»iKtr,Pafte8 News April 11,1991 CIA Infiltrates Leaque of Arab States By Chris Kacmarcik CIA Member On Wednesday, March 13,ien members of Parkside's Club for lmemational Affairs (CIA) met at the American University in Washington D.C. for this year's meetinq of the National Model League of Arab States, a simulation of that international organization in which our school represented the African-Arab nation of Sudan. Schools interested in participating were required to make formal application and be selected in order to take part in the simulation. This is the sixth time Parkside has scntadelegation to a national simulation. As in past years, the trip was under the supervision of Dr. Gerald Greenfield, Professor of History and International Studies and Director of the Center for International Studies. In preparing to represent Sudan on political, economic, social and cultural issues, we met several times in the library and did independent research to become famil- - iar with the history of the country, which has suffered from famine and ethnic rivalry in recent years. We had the additional support of Dr. Peter Bechtold in Virginia, a specialist on Middle Eastern affairs, to whom we placed two conference calls during the week before the trip to ask questions. Twenty-one schools from around the country took part in this year's National Model League of Arab States program. Since there were five committees and ten people in our group, we were able to assist by lending delegates to represent Libya when one of the schools was unable to attend at the last minute. This was most appreciated by the sponsors of the simulation, and added another dimension to our learning experience. In order to This Week at Parkside THURSDAY, APRIL 18 WILD PRESENTATION: "Update on Wolves in the Wild" presented by Prof. Gerald FOwler, Grq. 103,3:30 pm, free. BENEFIT DANCE: "Life Underground," 8 pm. Union Square, $3 students, $4 guests. Proceeds will go to Food for Families. SUNDAY, APRIL 21 MUSIC CONCERT: Parkside Chorale. Kemper Center, 6501 3rd ave., Kenosha. 3:30 pm. MONDAY, APRIL 22 EARTHWEEK: Earth week Celebration starts. Theme: "Think about it!" All events are free!!!!! Exhibitors will also be located on the Union Bridge daily from 9 am to 2 pm. All events sponsored by Save the Earth Organization; co-sponsored with Music Club, Art Club and Student Organizations Council. TUESDAY, APRIL 23 I RECYCLING: "What's happening with recycling?" presented by Joseph Strohl. Moln. 105,7 pm. Event is free! WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24 OPEN MIC: Featuring musicians, poets, and other entertainment. Will be held in Union Square at 7 pm, free. CONCERT: Parkside Chamber Orchestra, CA-D118, noon, free. RACIAL AWARENESS TOWN MEETING: Residence Hall I Core Building, 9 pm. Topic will concentrate on the racial climate I regarding student-to-student relationships on campus. • UPCOMING EVENTS I Music: Parkside Chorale - April 21,1st United Methodist Church, Kenosha, 3:30 pm. Housing Olympic Games - April 22-26, housing, rest, TBA. Movie, "Days of Thunder" - April 24,26,8 pm, Union Cinema, $1 students, $2 public. Battle of the Bands - April 26, Union Cafeteria, rest TBA. Music: Voices of Parkside- April 28,1st Baptist Church, Racine. 3:30 pm. I Cinco dc Mayo - May 5 celebration. THE END- TBA!!! raise money for the four-day trip the Parkside delegation had a bake sale and bowl-a-thon; individual delegation members sought donations from local businesses and organizations. The University contributed the majority of funds to cover the expense of the trip; without this support the group would not have been able to participate. A visit to the Sudanese Embassy was the first activity for the group after arrival in Washington. This was followed by registration for the simulation and a plenary session attended by all delegates. We had evenings free to sightsee and dine in ethnic restaurants. Most of our time was spent in committee sessions, drafting resolutions regarding the various concerns on each committee's agenda. In the political committee, for example, the agenda included: 1. "New Arab Order" (issues of state sovereignty); 2. Arab-Israeli conflict; 3. Lebanon: unity, reconstruction, occupation; 4. Establishment of an Arab Higher Court to settle disputes among members; 5. Afro-Arab cooperation and relations with the U.N.; and 6. Yemen as a model for greater Arab unity. The resolutions which were passed in a final plenary session on Saturday were to be presented to the actual League of Arab States the following week for their consideration. Participation in these simulations is a great opportunity to broaden knowledge of the world, in learning aboutothcrculturesand their interaction in international organizations, such as the United Nations, the Organization of American States (OAS), the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO), and the League of Arab States, to name a few. Parkside's delegation included a diverse cross-section of the student body—different majors, nationalities, and ages were represented. Members who attended included club director Steve Murphy, Chris Kenth, Bob Lasch, Victoria Bennett, Carla Fattah, Ray Wiggins, Deborah Cutler, Dave Towle, Dave Bell, Chris Kacmarcik, and Professor Greenfield. The Club for International Affairs hopes to expand this program and allow more students the opportunity to participate in future simulations. The CIA is grateful for the support the University provides. For those who are interested in knowing more about these simulations, the University hosts the high school OAS simulation each fall and the entire campus community is encouraged to observe or become involved in this event Earth Awareness Week '91 Tuesday, April 16 7:00 pm "WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH RECYCLING?" presented by Joseph Strohl | ; : |f; 105, §11 Wednesday, April 17 7:00 pm Open Mic Featuring musicians, poets, and other entertainment. Union Square. Thursday, April 18 3:30 pm "UPDATE ON WOLVES IN THE WILD" presented by Prof. Gerald Fowler. Grnq. 103. 8:30 pm Benefit dance with the band LIFE UNDERGROUND Union Square $3 UW-Parkside students, $4 guests Proceeds will go to Food For Families (co-sponsored with the Student Organizations Coucil) Plus exhibitors will be located on the Union Bridge daily from 9 am - 2 pm. Ail events free! Sponsored by Save The Earth Organization. Co-sponsored with Music Club, Art Club • Student Organizations Council. si U NI VE RSITY OF W IS CO NS IN -P AR KS IDE R AN GER S P O R TS Heavy Hitters 1988Year 1989 SECTION B THURSDAY APR SECTION B IL 11,1991 By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editoff Ranger wrestling coach Jim Koch won coa:h of the year honors and Mark Hemauer captured Wrestler of the year honors in the NAIA District 14 balloting. Hie district coaches honored eleven UW-Patside wresders on their 1990-1991 All-District Wrestling TcanJirf 4,.^! Among six first team selections for UW-Parkside were: Kevin Bird (126-Sr), Dennis DuChcne (134- Sr), Steve Skarda (150-Jr), Hemauer (167-Sr). Darin Tiedt (177-So), and Jim Bezotto (Hvp-fi).; g Second team selections included: Tim Whiting (150-Sr), Chris Buck ley (158-So), Scott Wessley (190r: Jr), and Rick Hufnus (HWT-Sr). Sophomore 142 pounder Kelly Becker received honorable mention honors. Hemauer was named the outstanding wrestler of the district after a record breaking season. Hemauer went 52-10, broke the single season win mark, and scored 224 takedowns to break the single season mark by 39. In addition to his single season records, Mark also holds the school record for most takedowns in a career (535) and most wins by a senior (52). Hemauer is second on the all-time victory list with 145. ~1990-91 District 14 Wrestling Team, B4 Hitters warm up to warm weekend By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor — gigl AWRAF-UPONWHATS INSIDE Spring Fever : Columnist Jim chances for 91. B2. Tflom i-\\r - . . . . . . . m 1990-91. The Grappte earned six'first team All-District M honors, four second team, and Honorable Mention, Wrestler of the Year and Coa#$f,ihe year. BWBBm Stats a fact Od all ;he Baseball, Softball, Intramural hoop, track and; field, B3. Money. Matters Dollars are big business when it comes to College Sports. Columnist David Doherty explains some of the problems UW-Madison and UWParkside encounter witi 1 student fees Hot and Cold On and off The UW- Rarkside Softball team dominated and then fell to UW-Green Bay. B4. Attention Anyone interested In Intramural Golf, Softball or Sand VolleybalfAootaci coach Koch at 1X01" : '- • << u Against UW-Green Bay this past weekend the Softball team batted .453 with a .586 slugging percentage. Here are how past teams finished in those categories. By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor It took a month games, bu nally played back to back games well enough to win both. Taking two in a doubleheadder against UW-Oshkosh, 1 produced what wt of the with playing consistently. Same the Rangers would win easily and then they would turn around lose the second game of the twin bill hitting like their bats were paper instead of aluminum. Rangers put two solid gether and found o to win two in one day. blowing in from right field, sophcE more pitcher Jeanne Esselman see Sweep, B2 B.A. Slg. % It was a perfect weekend for baseball, just ask the Ranger hitters. Temperatures more suited to July greeted the Rangers in their first home action of the season, as they took on the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Unfortunately for MSOE, the UW-Paikside offense was as warm as the eighty degree In eight innings oft Rangers were able to runs on 31 hits. They had eight round-trippers of the season, one in each mauling courtesy of Dominic Delrose and Mike Caccioppo. It didn't take long for the onThefirstfourRang- • bat reached base, all of which in a four-run first. Stan 's two-run single was the big blow of the frame, coming with two-outs and the bases loaded. That was just a prelude of things to come. Almost fcjf as much to be exact. For the second time in two innings. Wade Hollenbeck led off the inning with a hit, the first of six intheframe. With one out, the next seven Rangers reached base, producing seven runs and an 11-0 lead. That for the Crandall, hits in three innings, got some fine defensive aid in the first two innings. In the first, Hollenbeck and see Rangers, B2 Women gain sweep with solid pitching Ranger. P;ufo R2 Student fees not for bailing out budget mess By DAVID . DOHERTY Columnist When an athletic department cuts five sports at a major Division I school, you would expect some opposition from the student body. The students at the University of Wisconsin-Madison are not about to stand still and let their athletic department cut five sports at their school. In order to help eliminate a $1.95 million deficit, the Athletic Department at UW-Madison has proposed cutting baseball, men's and women's fencing and gymnastics. But cutting the sports may end up costing the athletic department $760,000 in student fees. For the past two years, each student at UW-Madison has been paying a $20-a-year fee to help save non-income sports. Now that the Athletic Department is proposing cutting five non-income sports, the Segregated University Fees Allocation Cbmmittec wants the $20-a-year fee to be eliminated. The students have a good point. They agreed to help save non-income sports, not bail the Athletic Department out of every mess the get themselves into. If the sports are going to be cut then the $20 fee has to go. Like the students at UW-Madison, the students at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside also pay for a large part of the Athletic Department budget through segregated university fees. Unlike the students at UWMadison, the students at UW-Parkside don't really seem to know or care how this money is spent. Next year, $73,101 of the Athletic Department's budget will come directly from university segregated fees. That means each student at UWParkside pays approximately $14 a year toward athletics. If the students are the people paying for the teams I would think they would take more interest in the Athletic Department. If you don't like the way things are being done, you have no one to blame but yourself. It is your money that is paying for the teams, so you, the students, do have a say in the way things arc run. Rangers Ranger hitters greet spring with 36-run outburst against MSOE Sweep Women get defensive cntinued from front page threw a four hit shut-out striking out five and walking none. For the first time all season, coach Linda Draft was genuinely pleased with the team's defense. "Our kids came up with some very tough plays this time," said Draft, "that was very encouraging." Parkside committed only one error in game one to UW-Oshkosh's three. The game was scoreless throughout the entire regulation seven innings sending the teams into extra innings. In the Rangers half of the eighth, the Titans gave the game away. Freshman third baseman Lori Stephens drew a walk. Draft put in sophomore Jackie Vukos to pinch run for Stephens. Vucos stole second. After pitcher Esselman was called out bunting foul with two strikes, catcher Rachel Sielaff walked Freshman Julie Mikulski then flew out for the second out. Laura Nedomski then hit a hard grounder to thirdbaseman Dede Trembly who was making great plays at third all afternoon. This time she did notcome through however and threw a routine ground ball into the din at first. The ball went past first and past the rightfielder backing up first and the two runners scored. Parkside went on to hold in its half of the eighth for the win. In game two of the twin bill, the Rangers Beth Hansen took to the hill and threw a great game. Hansen who came in with a 3-3 record has had a rough time getting good fielding from her teammates. Hansen receiving excellent fielding from her team, threw a two hitter walking three with two strike-outs. "Beth had an excellent pitching performance, we played excellent defense and had some excontinued from front page Mark Thompson teamed up to throw out MSOE's Mark O'Brien trying to stretch asingle toadouble. In the second, with the bases loaded, Thompson turned a double play on a ground ball near second to end an MSOE threat. In the third, Caccioppo drilled the Rangers first dinger of the year, a two-run blast with nobody out Those were the first of eleven runs in the inning as UW-Parkside racked up seven more hits, including Andy Berger's first hit as a Ranger. Berger, pinch-hitting for Green in the third, doubled and scored with two away. Tim Caies relieved Crandall, who surrendered a run in the third, to start the fourth. He was touched for a run in the fourth, and gave up a one-out double in the fifth,before finishing off MSOE to pick up the victory and even his record at 1-1. Game two started much the same way as the Rangers scored three times on four hits, featuring Dominic Delrose's two-run home run as one of four extra-base hits in the inning. Mike Caccioppo added some fireworks of his own in the MSOE half of the third. After grounding out to end the second, he and the home-plate umpire had a mild exchange as the Rangers took to the field. Apparently that exchange continued in the top of the third. One batter after MSOE'sTom in sweep cellent catches in the outfield with a swirling wind," said Draft Scoreless in the third, the Titans' first batter walked and then was sacrifice bunted to second. A base hit scored the runner and Parkside retired the last two hitters with runners on second and third. In the fifth, freshman Lori Stephens poked a solo home run over the220mark in left center into a stiff wind. The shot tied the game at one apiece. In the sixth Parkside got two more runs on three hits, two stolen bases and a passed ball. The runs sealed a 3-1 Parkside victory. "It was a great day for us," said Draft, "we played well in two games. We were hitting the ball." The two victories were important for the Rangers as they finally settled down and played team baseball. "Everybody is getting comfortable for us." Frank doubled home their first run of the game, Caccioppo made some comments concerning ball and strike calls. The exchange with the home-plate umpire heated up from mild to hot, as Caccioppo was threatened with ejection. After making a comment to one of the other infielders, the base umpire tossed Caccioppo. "I think it was unjust. I used no profanity or any comments directly to any of the umps," said Caccioppo after his 2 for 4 day was cut short MSOE ended up with two runs in the inning, cutting the Ranger lead to 5-2. UW-Parkside answered in a hurry with one run in their half of the third, followed by a five-run fourth, featuring Hollenbeck's third double of the day. Jeff Konczal pitched four innings for the win, giving up two runs on just one hit while striking out five. Phillips mopped up in the fifth, sandwiching a walk between three strikeouts to cap the 12-2 Ranger win. "What can you say about games like this?" added Caccioppo who was able to enjoy the weather for three innings after his ejection. "Everyone came out and hit, and it was good to see Berger and Cortez get pinch-hits in game one." Cortez, who pinch hit for Hollenbeck in game one, tripled to drive in a run in the fourth after getting his first hit as a Ranger with a single in the third. The sweep raised the Ranger's record to 7-6 as Konczal picked up his second win of the season. Windy-City Series is just not in the Cubs Ipll By JIM ' I^EWXIVB Columnist io ujaju ua. opruig ieven uie areams oi Daseoau diamonds, homeruns, double-plays, bleacher seats, beer, and hot dogs, is catching. For the most part, spring training is lackadaisical. The good players don't try too hard—they have their jobs— and the rookies, well most of them don't make it. Yet, it never ceases to excite us. Spring training is the taster, the appetizer. Spring training is over and it's time for the main course, regular season play. Every year I say ."The Sox could do it. They got a chance." But this year I believe it. The Sox have all the pieces: Pitchers, Catchers, Infielders, Outfielders, DHs, and last year's Manager of the Year. The opportunity is there, they have the talent. Yeunost analysts are picking the Sox to finish right around .500 or worse. The funny thing is that they are also picking the Cubs to finish first, to go on to the Scries, and to win the Scries. That would be nice, but it ain't gonna happen. A h rvf VC SCVeral ^credible Payers in Ryne Sandberg, Mark Grace, Andre Dawson, and Shawon Dunston, but their pitching is hurting. I wo of their starters have injury problems (Harkey, Sutcliffe), so you can t count on them coming back strong, and their manager, Don Zimmer, well, he isn't that great. So, I predict that there will not be a Windy City Series. The Cubs will not make it, but the Sox got a chance. Trade Notes: The Sox gained Bo Jackson. If he returns his impact could be fell, but he strikes out more than Sammy Sosa. The Cubs got rid of Mitch Williams. Good riddance to bad pitching form and unreliable innings. Apr O R 1 S Ka n ue r . P;\s:o B3 il II. 1VVI I \\ - Parkside Men's Baseball UW-Parkside at UW-Madison Game 1 UW-PARKSIDE abr HctWd 3 0 Ifcoaqaooa Gwa2b CkdoppoA Ddsmd Caghlindb Diahklb HUT Kadlec Tottb 4 3 2 2 3 3 3 0 2 0 25 S WISCONSIN rt r 0ff c a a3 2 Vfetf 2 Koffelf 2 WiptadhS Vfebe 3 Va4ha3b3 Bench lb 2 0 Scfcmiaa 3 0 Bdercf 3 2 Teak 24 4 UW-PuUdt «3t0O2a-5 WbconJ. 1MU04-4 ElTtopoa DP.UW-Pntofc I. 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Julie Rader 5:34.0 lO.Lori Siedel 6:21.1 400m Dash 3. Jane Kunz 1:003 Lori Wilkens 1:07.0 800m Run 6. Kelly Watson 2:30.6 Dee Dee Roche 2:37.7 Lisa Majerle 2:40.9 200m Dash 2. Pam Downing :25.4 4. Anne Thayer -363 5000m Run 5. Jennifer Zalewski 20:02.9 1600m Relay 3. Kelly Watson 4:07.7 Pam Downing Veronica Chamlee Jane Kunz GOI .F SPRING GOLF SCHEDULE Date Opponent Place 4/13 MSOE-Marquette OakwoodGC 4/22 MATC Invite Cherokee CC 4/24 Carthage & UW-W Briiiol Oiki 4/29 Pointer Invite Steven i Pt 4/30 Lake Arrowhead Coll Lake Arrow. 5/06 Sentry Invite Sentry World bi 0 2 1 1 1 I NTR AMU RA L B AS KET BA L I. - F IN AL SI V ND IN GS Eastern Division Team The Funk (911) At Your Mercy The Ramblin' Wreck War Pigs Justice Department Run FT Gun Western Division Team Uncle 'DunnTccl Holmes's Hctocs The Bomb Prime Time Charging Armadillos Phawk University End Regular Season W L PCT. PF PA 8 2 .800 895 725 6 4 .600 620 580 6 4 .600 738 673 4 6 .400 728 745 2 8 - 300 567 672 1 9 .100 562 881 W L PCT. PF PA 8 2 .800 706 662 8 2 .800 742 637 7 3 .700 818 679 6 4 .600 674 651 3 7 300 701 708 1 9 .100 403 551 PLAYOFF RESULTS Thursday 4/4 "the Funk (911)68 War Pigs 63 At Your Mercy 69 Ranblin Wreck 65 Holmes'i Heroes 76 The Bomb 62 Uncle Dunnkel 94 Prime Time 77 Game Holmes's Heroes 81 Uncle Dunnkel 73 The Funk (911) 72 At Your Mercy 61 HI Scorers Boyd-24.Martmo-20.Fuhrcr-19 Kaz-22. McKowcn-19, Anhold-17 Schmidtmann,P.-313rown-21 Prcy-30, Laucr-28. Sdmieder-23 HI Scorers Prey-33, Schmidtmann-32. Lauer-20 Boyd-27, Maitino-21, Kaz-15 I N T R. AMl R AI. YO I.I.K Y B A LI Championship Match - Thursday 04/04/91 Blockbusters over The Untouchables 15-13,15-12 Championship Team Members Matt Larson Lisa Venegas Mike Engel Christine Maher Brian Anderson Karen Strobl IN I R A MI R AI. I IO CK KN Current Standings Team w L I Ett Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Gr applets 0 1 1 1 IM HQCKEYPLAYERS SEASON WILL RESUME PLAY 1EXT WEEK ON TUESDAYS iD THURSDAYS. SCHEDULES BE AVAILABLE NEXT IONDAY M--THE PHYSICAL JUCATIONBUILDINGOR THE IGER OFFICE,: April II. I?W| Runners take fourth in 'Cold'man Invitational Bj MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer The UW-Parkside women's track team compiled 57 team pointsto finish in fourth place in the first team scoring meet of the outdoor season. The meet, hosted by UW-StevensPoipt is nicknamed the "Coldman Invitational", but mother nature had other ideas for the Saturday meet In the 85 degree heat and 20 mile an hour winds, runners had difficulty adapting to the sudden weather change. Many runners had to drop outof the longer races. For the shorter races many of the Ranger runners had personal bests. The mile relay team of Kelly Watson, Pam Downing, Veronica Chamlec and Jane Kunz run a 4:07.7, good for third place and their fastest race of the year. In the 110m Dash, Pam Downing's 13.2 in the semi-finals qualified her to run in the final beat A time of 12.5 in the finals put her in second place. Jane Kunz who has just started working in the 400m was impressive closing strongly and finishing third at 1:003. The 200m race saw Pam Downing and Anne Thayer finish 2nd and 4th for the Rangers. The limes of 25.4 and 26.5 were both solid in the strong wind conditions. As the longer races were being run, the conditions had more effect f on the runners. In the 1500m run, Julie Rader and Lori Seidel took 8th and tenth. Kelly Watson's 2:30.6 in the 800m run placed her in sixth. The 10,000m run brought the only individual champion to the Rangers. Ann Stokman's victory in the longest race of the day typifies the Ranger stronghold On long distance running. Ann ran a 40:23.8 and was followed by teammate Tara Roy in 3rd at 41:21.8. The Rangers withoulfield events, have always relied on the long distance races by cross country runners to rack up team points. Ann and Tara both ran excellent races keeping on pace for the 6.2 miles. Tricia Breu, another cross country runner placed third in the 3000m run at 10:55.9. Jennifer Zalewski raced strong coming of injuries which have kept her out most of the year. She keeps showing improvements as she returns to health. Her 20:02.9 i the 5000m run was good for a fifth place finish. As always a strong UWOshkosh team was too much for the rest of the field. A team total of 214 points and a 105 point margin of victory over 2nd place UW-Eau Claire shows that the Titans are looking for a National Championship this season. Last year they took second in the NCAA Division II Championships. MONDAYS REX RIZZ and the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE Ladies receive a carnation and drink $.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ACK | V1 3700 MM eachem Rd Racine 118 Joe Ramsey m 126 Kevin Bird 134 Dennis DuChene 142 « Steve Mlsna plf • 150: Tf 158 Corey McCauley 167 Mark Hemauer 177 Darin Tiedt 190 Lyle Blum HWT Jim Bezotte 118 |;Tran Brooks 126 Jeff Van Maanen 134 Jon Bergerson 142 ; Dennis Schmidt j 150 Tim Whiting 158 Chris Buckley 167 : • Gregg Lewis *. 177 | Steve Smith T \ 190 Scott Wessley HWT; |dck Hufnus ff.t First Team f', UW-Stevens Point " * - "jjs" UW-Parkside •• f ffgg|§|gfff: uw-Parkslde ®§f§gi UW-Stout Mp ' " T1*; UW-Parkside . uw-stout 11|| tfllUW-Parkslde, f UW-Parkside UW-LaCrosse UW-Parkslde Second Team UW-LaCrosse tV • UW-LaCrosse : fig83 UW-LaCrosse ;| UW-Stevens Point UW-Parkslde Ifff -|j|f UW-Parkside ;g UW-LaCrosse UW-Stout I IMP UW-Parkslde UW-Parkslde Coach Jim Koch UW-Parkside Wrestling coach Jim Koch was selected by District 14 coaches as the 1990-1991 Coach of the year. Rangers split double header with Phoenix By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Coming off the teams best day of the season, a two game sweep Saturday ofUW-Oshkosh, the UWParkside Softball team split a double headder with UW-Green Bay in Green Bay on Sunday. In game one, the Rangers hit everything the Phoenix threw at them, exploding for 14 runs, by far their best offensive output of the season. Unfortunately, the Rangers could not end the game by the eight run rule as Green Bay came up with three in the third and five in the sixth. Junior Tara Carlson scored twice and went three for four. Janet Mikulski was three for five with five RBI's. Laura Stock had four hits. Rachel Sielaff and Lori Stephens each had two RBI's. "The first game was a circus," said coach Linda Draft, "Green Bay did not have a clue what was going on. They helped us a lot with their mental errors." Jeanne Essclman got the win for Parkside to up her record to 3- 3. Game two was a different story. Parkside had many opportunities to win but let the game slip away to the tune of a five four loss. Parkside jumped out to a 2-0 lead in the first only to give up three in the bottom half. Each team scored once in the fourth and fifth as UW-Parkside could not come up with a rally late to win. Beth Hansen got the loss and is now 4-4 on the season. "The game had some great defense, we just could not pull out a win," said Draft. UW-Parkside, now 8-9 on the season is entering the middle of their schedule. The Rangers will play most of their home games in the upcoming weeks and have an excellent chance to mature into the winning teams Draft has had in past seasons. Parkside will play at the College of St Francis Tournament Saturday and Sunday. WMARanpiT S\tfiktt of the 'Week: Signaling the Start of Spring As Major League Baseball gets set to open the 1991 campaign, it is only fitting that a UW-Parksidc baseball player cracks the Athlete of the Week ranks this week. Team Co-capiain, Mike Caccioppo, signaled the start of baseball in his own way in a week when the UW-Parkside Rangers won three of four games. In that span, Caccioppo reached base nine times. Five times, he reached with hits, one of which was the first Ranger home run of the season. He accumulated a.555 average, and a 1.000 slugging percentage knocking in three runs in the four games. This year, Caccioppo has moved to third base from his starting spot at first a year ago. He hit 333 in 19 games in that campaign, his first as a Ranger after transfering from Southwestern Community College in Iowa. . An Accounting major, Caccioppo is in his third year of eligibility in baseball. So far, he has started well with a 364 average. He is third on the squad in RBIs with seven, and first in walks with eight For havingaexcellent week to kickoff the startof the baseball season we salute Mike Caccioppo as the UW-Parkside, IBM/Ranger Athlete of the Week. Mike Caccioppo April 11,1991 Feature Far-Out Days Ranger, Page 13 by Moss Special to the Ranger Last summer, my friend Steve bought a used ski boat for a couple hundred dollars. So one sunny morning, Steve and I decided to go water skiing. But after borrowing his aunt's skis, looking for the boat key, finally giving up the search and going to the local boat place for a key, working on the engine, and finding a trailer hitch, etc., it was 5:30 pm. The sun was threatening its descent and Steve was determined more than ever to go skiing. We proceeded to call around for a third person to go with us, since the law requires a spotter. We finally found someone. (And we had to beg him to go.) Greg really wanted no part of our venture, but he was a mutual friend and at last he gave into our pressure. We loaded the boat and picked him up. He was clad in his usual blue jeans, black concert T-shirt, and hightops. Steve and I had a blast We each took turns driving while the other skied. Greg's job was to tell the driver when the skier had fallen. He was becoming annoyed because his hair was constantly blowing in his face. I drove Steve for his last run around the lake. Now, I must tell you about the summer we were having. It was hot and it was dry. All the l a k e s were engine screamed a bloody roar which died with an unpleasant crunch. I held onto the steering wheel for my life as he t boat landed ARE YOU!" I imagined myself in court: the lawsuits, the lawyers. I imagined telling Greg's parents how their son had died in a most unfortunate ski aclow. As the radiant summer sun declined to meet the horizon, its reflection from off the water blinded me temporarily. Greg said that Steve had fallen. I cranked the wheel hard to the left, heading toward themiddlcof the lake to bring the boat around for Steve. (Of course, I did this at full throttle.) In a split second, the boat lifted completely out of the water and the Life after Parkside by Kimberly A. Tenerelli Feature writer What docs it take to be a Dentist? Four years at UW- Parkside, and four years at a rag duate school. Once graduated from graduate school, a three day board exam by the state must be taken. When you pass this exam, you get your license to practice. Usually you arc in debt by the time it is over. Butas Dr. Susan Cable, a 1981 UW-Parkside graduate said,"In the end it can be fulfilling." Susan majored in Life Science and Chemistry at UW-Parkslde. She then went on to graduate from Marquette in 1985. Susan felt that UW-Parkside gave her a solid education to prepare for graduate school. She felt that the advising at UW-Parkside was good and also stated that being taught by a professor instead of teaching assistant was helpful She has owned her own practice for six years now. Being a dentist, she works on patients to improve oral health. This includes cavities, bridges, crowns, and simple extractions. But dentistry is not all she needs to know. She needs people skills, like a good bedside manner. "Even though it is a chair, you still have to have it," expressed Susan. "Most people are afraid of the dentist and you have to reassure them." Owning a practice, as Susan does, takes more than medical knowledge; it takes business and personnel knowledge. Susan has to oversee the everyday activities of hex staff. "I was lucky to have an accountant in the family," Susan stated. This helped her with the business side. Although S usan felt her major at UW-Parkside was a god choice, she wished that she had taken more business classes. This would have helped her to be more familiar with the business aspect of her practice. The approximate starting salary of a dentist is around $20,000 annually. Susan did state that the salary can reach up to $80,000 after practicing for awhile. After graduate school, Susan said it is on its side. I had hit the rock bar, which I inconvieniently forgot was in the middle of the lake. My immediate concern was for Greg, who I thought was probably lying unconscious underneath everything that had fallen on his side of the boat. I quickly threw everything out into the water, and to my horror, he was not there. I began screaming, "Greg! Greg! Where are you! GREG! WHERE not unlikely tobe$50,000-$80,000 in debt Because of this, many students who pass their board exam work in an existing practice or buy into an existing one. It is too difficult to open you own practice right after school. You need to work your way into it. There is a program offered by the state of Wisconsin to place you where dentists are needed after passing the board exam. You work at this practice for four to five years and then buy the practice from the state for about $1.00. The areas that the state places you, however, are usually remote with a small population. To prepare for this type of career, Susan suggests research in the health science area. Find out what area of health science you would like to work in and look for the graduate college that fulfills your needs. She also suggest visiting a practice that you are interested in to see if it is what you really want to do. Her advice is,"It is a long haul and a lot of money but it can be fulfilling." result of my driving and the setting sun. 1 imagined what Steve was going to do to me for totalling his ski boat My life was over, and then I heard laughter. A burst of laughter I w ill never forget Steve was bobbing up and down, and he was laughing so hard he was choking. At that moment, I watched Greg's tall frame stand up from the water. He was of course soaking wet and the lake's waves barely lapped over his hightops. He was glaring at me from about thirty feci away. "Greg, arc you all right?" I asked seriously. He immediately flipped me off and lewdly stated a handful of obscenities. I exploded with laughter, knowing that everything was okay. I thought I was going to need a doctor I was laughing so hard, all the while Sieve's laughter was mixed with gurgling and coughing. The boat turned out to be okay; the only damage was a chipped prop. And it was many months before Greg could conjure any laughter in remembrance of this experience. It's good to have a sense of humor and accept things for what they really are. My friend had bought the boat for good times and that's what we were having; a great memorable time. (Especially since no one was hurt) And remember that when your future is so bright you're blinded by it, put on some shades and cool out. Slow down and take time to look around because you never know what might be around the comer. English/Art Publication The following is a list of students who will have their work—poetry. Fiction, or both—included in the English/Art Club student publication. Due to the overwhelming number of submissions we received, we unfortunately were not able to include as many individual pieces of writing as we had originally anticipated. We thank everyone who submitted something to this publication and encourage those whose work was not selected this time to try again next year. Our congratulations to the following ; p; jf'- Mark Anderson Barbara Messick ;§l Amanda M. Bublltz ;M | f Su san Burns pllfiiillSl jj§§|18 Colleen Mulqueen § v Bruce Campell j§p! | Steven Muiph§ Tim Cristoffel " - Tamara Navis |ft 1 'M j Heather David Carlise Newman Kristine Drewek |§f|Sffft Jo• hn' Nondorf "y Chris Dunbar Pamdsen; ?$• Joanne Perry-Sumwalt Tod Gagliano ; Donan Radke i KurtGcilfuss Ml Walter Rattan Michael Gudbaur Shane Scaibrough - f f f J e f f H a i n e r f f - p g | j Scott Schuleit William P. Hawkins pi laSuchy | % > NancyHoefc; David Tessman Steve Itzenhuiser 1 1 Elizabeth L.Katch JljflpifGreg Uttech % 2 Woo Kim gjff|||%§ jg j§ P.N. Watson William Kopccky 19S0- E)err "dc Wilkinson „ f | Cathy Kortendick jj '#;f Darin Zimpcl j Ranger. Pace 14 Feature April 11,1991 Impressions are critical if you want success in the business world compiled by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Editor's Note: This is the first of many segments on graduation and how to get that "all important" first job. The spring 1991 graduating class will soon be facing its biggest challenge yet; competing successfully for a job after graduation. Although the graduates are receiving Bachelor's degrees in different majors, they will all be starting from the beginning in the job market The fact is, many college graduates are not always adequately prepared for their first encounter with the "real world." According to a recent survey, even straight "A" students often receive failing marks in good grooming and making a successful impression on job recruiters. It's no secret that the college campus and corporate America are worlds apart, and in today's competitive job market graduates need to adapt accordingly. In fact, a recent survey found graduates arc seeing their altitudes make significant changes right down to their now-polished shoes. How people change from the Walls of Ivy to the Halls of Business was the subject of 150 young (age 21 to 30) professionals from around the country. Of course, graduates undergo many changes in areas like eating and drinking habits (better nutrition replaces cold pizza for breakfast), sleep patterns (no more all-nighters for you need eight hours rest for that morning meeting) and living arrangements, but this study looked at another attitude shift that is just as dramatic and important—an increased emphasis on good grooming. Among young professionals in New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas and Los Angeles, the survey found that only 50 percent of the respondents said they considered good grooming important while they were in college. However, 90 percent of those same young professionals now consider good grooming important to getting ahead professionally. While emphasis on five aspects of good grooming( shoes, suits, shirts, nails and hair) increased over time, the importance of wearing clean, freshly-shined shoes made the largest jump. Among the respondents, only 44 percent had considered this important in college, but that figure increased to 78 percent for the same young men and women once they were in the work place. "It's a reflection of how effective you will be in business," said Christine Mannion of New York, when asked why she feels shined shoes arc important to success. "People in power notice the litde things," added an especially insightful respondent, Lisa Manan of La Canada, CA. Sponsored by Kiwi Brands, the study is part of a continuing look at attitudes on the importance of the details of good grooming and making favorable first impressions. Nine out of 10 respondents in the poll said good grooming was either extremely or very important to becoming a senior executive. SIGNIFICANCE: A total of 250 personnel professionals nationwide were queried by Audits & Surveys, a New York-based market research firm. More than 95 percent rated good grooming either extremely important or very important for young job applicants. However, more than 25 percent of the respondents also said less than half of their applicants met six basic first impression and grooming standards. The survey asked corporate, executive recruiter and agency personnel people how many applicants met such grooming and first impression standards as wearing a suit, trimming their nails and wearing freshly-shined shoes. Although most did generally wear a proper suit, it turns out that attention to detail often stops there. The most common mistake made by male job applicants was the failure to get a good shine (43 percent). Among women applicants, the lack of a firm handshake was the number one mistake, although a third of the respondents also said that women generally don't keep up their shine. In next week's issue (April 18), the Image Index, a package designed to enable people to have a better start with first impressions, will be explained in more detail This package is full of information about getting that first job, earning a promotion or completing a successful sales presentation. . If you would like to receive information directly about the Image Index or where these articles are being taken from, you can contact Kiwi Brands, Inc. directly at RL 662, Douglass ville, PA 19518. Their phone number is (215) 385- 3041 Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu ESS 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 UC sexual assault ruling Continued from Page 1 issue, while UW-Madison, UWLaCrosse, and UW-Green Bay have been researching and promoting a specifically worded code. "There is a ned for a specific wording of sexual assault Causing bodily harm is different from sexual assualt," said McLaughlin. "I don't believe there will be much opposition for a specific code." Stress and finals by Michelle Myles mountingdcmandsorchangcovcr Special to the Ranger a period of time. When a person Itis2:30am.;astudent paces is aware ofthe situations that cause his iripinin silence while his head stress, managing it can begin. | : races. It is clogged with derails, |Ways to handle stress| : lists, and projects. He cannot BE GOOD TO YOURSELF: Recfocus on the here and now. He ognize your own worth. Think cannot concentrate for more than positively. Take a fresh point of a few minutes. view to old problems. At the same time, the clock \\ FORGIVE YOURSELF: As huon the wall is doing double time, mans, we all make mistakes. InHe sits. Nothing is getting done, stead of reliving the past mistakes He cannot explain what he feels, which can trigger negative stress Ks eyes swell up in tears he ask response, think how you would himself why? ,?;/ ''-V X handle the situation better should Sounds familiar? These arc it occur again. ;1 ^ common symptoms for what is LEARN TO PACE YOURSELF: know as being "STRESSED Become organized and comfoitOUT!" An understandinqof what able with setting limits. Sort out stress is, the good and the bad, your priorities and your goals, and how to identify and reduce Use time wisely, the symptoms can be helpful in STAY HEALTHY: Do not rely on preventing being stressed out caffeine. Caffeine adds to stress. Stress is a response-men- -{Exercise regularly. Eat a baltal.physical.emotionalandsome- anced meal regularly, times behavioral—to any stimuli LEARNTORELAX: Take the time in everyday life. "Every single daily to clear your mind of stressthought we have our body re- ful thoughts, sponds with a physical reaction," Relaxation isapowcrfu! tool, according to Jean Becker, Relax- especially around exam time, ation Therapist at Sl Catherine s Becker states that when a person Hospiral. knows how to relax and uses the Life is full of events, situa- relaxation prior to sitting down to tions and people which arc cxtcr- study, they can absorb the matenal stressors and can cause stress, rial in one-third the time. After 20 Things one has no control over minutes of studying, one should which can trigger a stress re- then go through a simple breathspouse. | lng exercise to relax one's body Stress can be a positive, and clear one's mind, stim latin g part of life* normal 1A Therearethreepartstoleampartof Ufe. Some stress can help ing. First is the absorbing of the one to concentrate or perform information. Being relaxed can better, itcan stimulate one to met block off all distractions and allife'schallenges. But whenstress low a person to absorb the inforbuilds up, it gives the feeling of raation. being overwhelmed or unable to The second part of learning relax, dial is negative, unhealthy isretaining ihe information. The slres?\ . third pan is being able to retrieve It is imponant 10 recognize it ai exam time. "It is there, you that such of the stress expert- got it up there, but you have to be enced ut self-mduced. One can- relaxedandhaveyourmindclear. not eliminate stress, but one can There is nothing like fear toblock change the way he reacis to it. it," Becker commented. Examining the sources of stress The philosophy of St in one s Ufe a the first step in Catherine's Relaxation Therapy reducing the impact of stress to Program is that 50 percent of any one s health. stress management is learning There are three kinds of self-relaxation techniques areas. The first type of sues, is The most effective way to %^ r am ann ° 5" ' cam self-relaxation is to be taught ances- trafficjost car keys, petty by a therapist on a one 10 o re SS The «c«,d type is basis. It is a skill to be learned on major Ufe changes that require a daily basis. For additional inone to adapt u> new situations- a formation, call Sl Catherine's new roommate. A third type of Hospital Relaxation Therapy Process the long-term result of gram, phone"S, Ranger, Page 15, Geology professor going to the dogs by Mona Shannon Feature Writer Geology professor Gerald Fowler developed an interest in wolves about eight years ago when a UW-Parkside student introduced him to the Timberwolf Preservation Society in Milwaukee. His involvement came naturally because he has always been interested in wildlife and the outdoors, and he loves big dogs. After working with the Timberwolf Preservation Society for a few years. Fowler and some other members realized that they had a different outlook than the Society. In 1986, they started a new organization called Friends of Wolves. Friends of Wolves is primarily an educational organization. "Our intent is to help people better understand the wolf from a balanced point of view, and not to treat it as the big bad creature that myths and legends have made it out to be. Because it really is not It is a highly persecuted animal." Friends of Wolves has a large exhibit booth that features the wolf, as well as other animals. It is a forum to present the animals objectively and to educate people. They distribute free literature and sell T-shirts, books, art, and anything that presents the animals in a positive way. Friends of Wolves is a nonprofit organization, and all money is used to support the program; all help is volunteer. Professor Fowler presents about two programs a month to school groups and other organizations. On April 18, as Part of Earth Awareness Week, Friends of Wolves will set up a booth at UWParkside and Professor Fowler will present a program on wolves from 3:30 to 4:30. "We're not trying to make [the wolf] out as a saint. It's just like any other creature on this planet. It has its role to play, and what humans have to avoid doing is trying to humanize these wild animals and say that something is good or something is bad. There is nothing good or bad about nature; it's just the way nature works." Timberwolves once ranged over all the lower 48 states. Today they are limited to Minnesota, Wisconsin, Montana, Idaho, Washington, and Michigan. They migrate from Canada where there are about 50,000 wolves. The wolf population in Minnesota is estimated to be about 1500-1700 wolves, and there are only about40 in Wisconsin. Fowler said that before the white man settled here, there were probably 5,000 wolves in Wisconsin. Then, for a time, there were no wolves in Wisconsin, the last one having been killed by an automobile in 1958. With the enactment of the Endangered Species Act and placeing of timberwolf on the Endangered Species List, the wolf has slowly migrated back into Wisconsin. A typical wolf pack consists of about eight animal and needs about one hundred square miles of territory. The Wisconsin DNR has set a target population for Wisconsin of eighty wolves. Fowler says that a healthy wolf population offers no significant threat to humans. When rabies hits a wolf population, they will kill people and livestock, however rabies is not a serious threat anymore. "There is no demonstrable evidence that healthy, wild, wolves have ever purposefully attacked humans. Normally, the wolf is a very shy animal when it comes to humans." People who live near wolf populations often hear them and see signs of their kills, yet rarely or never actually see a wolf. This leads to the myths and legends about wolves. There is a large wolf population near Ely, Minnesota, and biologists have established the International Wolf Center in Ely for the study of wolves in the wild. The residents of the area respect the wolves, and they do sometimes see wolves near their residences. Friends of Wolves sponsors an outing to Ely each year. Next week, look in The Ranger for a story about these Wolf Weekends, and interviews with participants. Movie Review Class Action- High powered courtroom drama by David Wick Staff Writer What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start If you have ever heard one of these jokes and wondered why people say such mean things about lawyers, then you should see Class Action. Class Action is new film staring Gene Hackman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio and it is now playing at ht e Cinema's 5 theater in Kenosha and outlying areas. , Class Action is about a father and daughter on opposite sides of a class action suit against a large car company. Hackman is the lawyer who decides to tangle with the company, and his daughter, who seems to hate his guts, decides to take the opposite side and the struggle causes them to evaluate their relationship. Hackman gives a superb performance as the anti-establishment liberal lawyer who is terribly flawed by lust for fame and power. He really stands out as a ear listic character. Lawyers are usually portrayed as either total scumbags or men with hearts of gold. Hackman is both of these, making the character fun to watch. Mastrantonio plays an angry woman with something to prove. Her ambitions are not to do the right thing, but to win. Her character makes an unwarranted switch in attitude toward the end of the film. It might have been more interesting if she had stayed as cold and callous as she was in the beginning of the film. The scenes in the courtroom were not as interesting as the struggle going on between Hackman and Mastrantonio. Hackman's performance stands out, as do most of his performances. Class Action is good drama with a lot of interesting insights into the world of law. I grade this film 3 1/2 stars out of 4 stars. Summer 1991 Financial Aid Deadline May 1,1991 Applications for summer 1991 financial aid are available from the Financial Aid Office located in Tallent Hall. The one page summer application must be received in the Financial Aid Office by May 1,1991. If you have applied for 1990-91 financial aid this should be all that is needed to start the summer 1991 financial aid process. If you did not apply for 1990-91 financial aid please contact the Financial Aid Office for additonal information on applying for summer financial aid. Ranger. Page 16 Feature Diary of a non-traditional student: juggling of by Sharon Scheel Special to the Ranger To some students, studying means never running out of coffee. Homework, classes and scheduling lead the "grocery list" of priorities in my home. I am a nontraditional student. A non-traditional student is someone who attends college after some unusual time period has elapsed since high 9chool. Being a non-traditional student with a family and finding the time for studying is a challenge that requires plenty of coffee. 5:28 a.m. On a sunny Tuesday morning, the alarm rudely disturbs my sleep. I grudgingly slide out of bed and quickly dash to the shower. I recharge my self or f the new school day. Connie (my sixteen-year old daughter) awakens nexL Eventually, we cross paths briefly in the kitchen before she leaves to catch ha bus. Brew coffee. 6:30 am. My first cup of coffee warms me up to the new day, before I climb the stairs to awaken my youngest daughters. While Heidi (11 years old) and Sally (10 years old) wash and dress for their new school day, I eat a piece of buttered toast and drink steaming cups of coffee. The girls race down the stairs for a quick bowl of Cocoa Pebbles. We clear the table, load the dishwasha and lock the front door behind us. We are on our way to school. 7:40a.m. First stop is at Dr. Jones Elementary School. Sally waves good bye and meets her friends at the school doors. Since Mitchell Middle School is located Daily Specials... Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush (just like a margarita) Only $1.75 Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday 1 Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Co// for Carry Outs~ 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 nearby, I drop Heidi off. Finally, I arrive at the UW-Parkskle campus. 8:15a.m. The Microcomputer Center is my fust stop. I am learning how to use the Macintosh computers. My keyboarding skills are adequate, but my knowledge of the software and its proper usage eludes me. 9:30a.m. Classes begin. I grab of cup of coffee in-between classes. This semester, I am carrying 15 credits, and Tuesdays are very hectic with back to back classes. Asa senior in communication, the classes demand my complete concentration and alert attention. 2:15 p.m. I hop in my car and return to Dr. Jones School. Sally and I proceed to Connie's bus stop and we wait there for about 8 minutes for Connie. She steps off the bus, into the car and I whisk ha to ha part-time job at the American Red Cross. Sally and I mm around Scheel's family at breakfast and head for home. Sally works on ha school assignments for about thirty minutes. 3:15 p.m. Heidi arrives. She changes her clothes and then empties the dishwasher. Sally sets the table and I b egin preparations for suppa. 4:30p.m. I climb back into the car and head back to the Red Cross to pick up Connie. Once I arrive back home with Connie, there is an IBM Volunteer of the Week Jason Asala, Student Community Service Newsletter Editor and a junior Psychology major at UWParkside, has been selected as the Volunteer of the Week. In January, Jason walked into the SCS Office and asked if he could become the editor of the SCS quartalyncwslctta. With Jason's skill in writing and his access to a computer, he produced his first newsletter two weeks ago. Three hundred issues were sent to student volunteers, agency directors and volunteer coordinators as well as interested people on campus and in the community. Carol Engberg, SCS Director, is very happy with Jason's help. "Jason is alifesava. Since my office hours Jason Asala have been cut to half time, I needed someone to take ova responsibilities such as the newsletter. I feel very confident that Jason can do a fine job. The comments from those receiving the newsletter have been extremely positive." "Jason is working on an externship at Innovative Youth Services in Racine, working on campus and attending classes. He was also a volunteer speaker at a psychology workshop emphasizing the importance of community service by college students. I cannot be more pleased with Jason Asala's commitment to the SCS Program and to his interest in experiential opportunities in the psychology field," said Engberg. Community Service Announcements GEOLOGY, ANTHROPOLOGY OR BIOLOGY STUDENTS READ ON ThP VaiwcH* X* K shell and rock collections lhai need identifying and counting. Volunteer weekdays anytime beiwecn8W-5-O0 for a minimum.of 2 hours weekly. Can begin now or during the summer A* for infx™?, URGENT! BE THEREFOR CHILDREN IN THE WOMEN'S HORIZONS FACILITY Work with Kenosha agency slaff to prov.de spucturcdactivicies for children while mote receive support'weteto See Carol Engberg in the Career Center or call 553-2011 textbooks, school, children, and coffee cups Chronic illness support group to form Scheel with ever-present coffee imaginary policy that I hang up my 5:00 pjn. Dinner is served, chauffeur's hat for the remainder We all sit around the kitchen table of the day. The exception to the and share our most interesting story rule is the occasional school con- of the day. We discuss the difficult cert or Parent Teacher Association nature of our various tests and how (PTA) meeting. much reading needs to be done dating takes place as three school newsletters arrive and the social calendars of three young ladies develop. My non-traditional status derives from my set of post-high school activities. I attended the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee for two full years, married, and raised three wonderful daughters. I entered the University of Wisconsin-Parkside in the summer of 1990. As a single parent (who happens to be a college student), my life is enriched with the study of communication, my constant attempts to decode high school jargon, an appreciation of the difficulties of middle school adjustments and hands-on experiences with elementary school projects. My hand rests on the heartbeat of our local educational system, as well as the quiet dripping of my coffee poL by Gwen Heller Feature Editor Coping with an illness of any kind can be difficult, but even more devastating is suffering from a disease for which there is no cure. Chronic illnesses such as epilepsy, lupus, and asthma are asampling of the types of illnesses a new campus support group would like to target Sponsored by the Women's Center and Student Health Services, the support group welcomes anyone in the Parks ide community who either has an incurable illness or knows someone who does. Spouses, parents, and children can benefit from discussion on how a disease affects the whole family. JennifcrBumsof the Women's Center is coordinating this group with the help of Lorraine Meyer from SHS. "We want to show people how to be their own advocates," explained Bums. "Coping with medical bills and managing time, school, work, and family is like going through a frustrating maze." The group's main objectives are to discussexperiencesand share resources and previous treatment before tomorrow. Everyone clears their own places and Sally puts the milk, butter and serving items away. 5:30 p.m. Heidi loads the dishwasher and I wash the pots and pans. I make another pot of coffee. 6:00 p.m. Coffee refreshes me, so I can spend some "quality" time with the youngest girls. We watch a few of our favorite television shows, like "Who's the Boss?" and "Full House." We talk about subjects brought up on the shows, like what our life would be like if I owned an advertising agency and had a household helper named Tony. Connie works diligently on her homework, while peace and harmony reign with her siblings. 8:00 p.m. "Make your lunch," I remind them. "Get ready for bed." "I'm not tired." "Get ready for bed anyway." "Oh Mom!" Typical snatches of nightly conversation. 8:30 p.m. Bedtime for younger girls and homework time for mom. Originally I thought we could do our homework together at the kitchen table. I discovered that I need quiet, solitary concentration to complete my assignments. Research papers or lengthy documents arc handled on the weekend when I block a specific period of lime for studying. 11:00 pm. "Turn down the music, Connie, and don't stay up too late. Good night" Exhausted, I turn on the television and climb into bed. The droning of late-night television shows lulls me into restful slumber. Undergraduate work for me requires constant attention, and lots of coffee. As I receive each syllabus at the beginning of the semester, I enter important dates into my master calendar. Maintaining my calendar helps me to give order to my chaos. r—'—* —*— The Wisconsin In Scotland Summer Program information among participants. "A lot of people have the same concerns that need to be addressed. Some bigger cities in the United States have support groups for specific health problems, but the current health system is geared towards acute illnesses," said Burns. "You either get better or die. Chronic illnesses are not fatal, but they are incurable." The support group coordinators would like to conduct meetings on a weekly basis during the remainder of the current semester. Interested individuals should call Jennifer Bums at 2170 or Lorraine Meyer at 2366. Meeting times and locations are yet to be determined. Dates: May 27 to June 27 Housing: Dalkeith House, Dalkeith Scotland. Program cost includes 15-mealper-week plan. Cost: $1600 includes transportation, food, housing and tuition. Courses Offered: Introduction to Literature Advanced College Writing General Psychology Life Span Development Introduction to British Civilization Information: You can get more information or make application through your campus international studies office or by contacting the WCWC office at 1-800-228-5427 Planned Parenthood Clinics Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Cllnlrg 654-0491 / 654-9060 [ Feature A serious side to college drinking by Mark S. Cacciotti A special to the Ranger Two friends meet in the halls of UW-Parkside. "Hey, did you get wasted last night?" "No. but Rick did." "Did he really drink four beers in five minutes?" "Yeah, he did it on a bet He was wandering around looking out windows, then he passed out" Is this an example of the prevailing attitude on drinking alcohol here at UW-Parkside? The answer is "yes" according to some of the staff who deal with students. DeAnn Posse hi. Director of Residential Life says, "Most of the problems we have are drinking related. Fights, sexual assault suicidal depression, roommate conflicts and noise. Drinking plays a role." David Ostrowski, head of Campus Police, stated, "Most of the calls we respond to, especially serious problems, involve drinking alcohol in some way." Nancy Gentry, counselor for Student Health Services, sees students who are in trouble because of drinking. She says, "The attitudes of many young people about drinking are that drinking is a social requirement They drink to show their independence, to be accepted by peers, to increase their abilities to socialize." UW-Parkside is located in an area that has strong cultural attitudes on drinking. Wisconsin!tes are ranked number one in chronic drinking (more than 60 drinks per month), drinking and driving, and per capita consumption of beer and brandy. Geographically, Wisconsin has seven of the top ten, "easiest cities in which to find a bar" in the United States. Alcohol is the fourth ranked killer of people in Wisconsin. This is from the 1988 Wisconsin Department of Health and Social Services annual report As many as ten percent of students at UW-Parkside have serious alcohol abuse problems. The tragedy is that most of them do not know anything about problem drinking. Alcohol related problems are enormous and widespread, yet society still operates under misconceptions. One misconception is that alcoholism only effects older people. According to the National Council on Alcoholism, 10,000 people 18 to 24 years old die each year in alcohol related accidents. Another common idea is that alcoholism is a man's disease. According to facts by the National Council, during the 1950's men with alcoholism outnumbered women 6 to 1. Today the ratio is 3 to 1 men to women. Women are becoming equal victims of this problem. According to the National Council, it is not how much a person drinks, but when, how, and why a person drinks that points to a problem. A problem drinker is anyone who has problems in their life associated with drinking. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous with thirty years of experience in sobriety working with alcoholics and problem drinkers put it this way: " A problem drinker takes a troubled emotional life and adds alcohol. The alcohol relieves these troubled feelings, leading the person to believe everything is alright. As time goes on, the alcohol magnifies the emotional discomfort, and now problems begin to occur. The thing that used to make them feel better, more at ease, now becomes the problem." A 19 year old student put it this way. "When I first started drinking, it was great: lotsof friends and lots of parties. I always felt a little out of place with people. Alcohol made me feel comfortable, I fit in. To me, alcohol was the social solution. I did not know that if alcohol docs that for me, it can turn around and cause me problems. I am an alcoholic and I am recovering." This is a young man. What about the large numbers of non-traditional students here? A 34 year old returning student had these comments. "When I was here in 1975, attitudes were different Getting stone stinking drunk on campus was common, it was acceptable. There was no talk about drinking being something to take seriously. What alcohol did for me was give me a feeling of invincibility of power. I l eft here convinced I would succeed. I never fora momcntthoughtalcohol could become a problem. At age 30,1 was successful, monetarily. I was also an alcoholic who attempted to take his own life. I have since learned to live life on different terms, without alcohol." A fact of life that is as old as recorded history is that 5 to 10 percent of people who drink alcohol become alcoholic. Alcoholism does not care about your race, gender, income or social standing. Alcoholism is an equal opportunity disease. Information about alcoholism is available on campus. Nancy Gentry at Student Health Services has a wide variety of literature on alcoholism. If someone has a problem or knows someone who might, they can come and get the information that will help them deal with the situation. "Don't make the mistake of taking well meaning but errant advice from people that don't know what they are talking about," says Gentry. Meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous are held every Monday at noon on campus in Molinaro D133. Alcoholics Anonymous meetings guarantee anonymity to people who attend. If students feel uncomfortable seeking help on campus, there are treatment and counseling facilities in Racine and Kenosha. Alcoholics Anonymous has a 24 hour hotline in Racine at 554-7788, and they would be happy to answer questions anonymously. Alcoholism is treatable. If a person has a drinking problem, treating it early is as advisable as it is with any disease. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as being too young to be an alcoholic. LSAT GMAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. 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DROESKE NORTH SHORE OFFICE MACHINES 85 S. Green Bay Road mm 1 Ji m "KM % M 1 * 1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 24, April 11, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. elevator to undergo overdue maintenance Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �Jf'University of Wisconsin- Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 24 Thursday, April 4, 1991 Elevator to undergo overdue maintenance ., DaD Cbiappetta News Editor uw-PlJtside students have becII YOic:ing !heir anger toward dID IRItdown of Ihe elevator in )Uuao Hall. Again. This has becD Ibe ICCond time the elevator .. been Ulllvailable to use due to liKt 10 beck motor burnouts. According to Gary Goetz, __ t Chancellor for AdminislllliaaandFiscaJ Affairs, a project .. been recently approved lhat wiD IeVIlIIIpthe elevator's control 1J*Dl. He believes that Ihe reaa for !he back to baclc motor DaD Chiappetta News Editor Wally Wargo let, a UW1'Irbide senior, replaced Chris DaniellS Vice President of UWPlnside Student Government AsIOCiation on March 29,1991. On March 14, Wargo let defeated Daniel, who was running for his IeCaIId renn, by a lOllII of298 votes III202 votes. "He did an extremely excellent job," said Wargolet about llenieI's past year as Vice Presitlml. "Daniel created a lot of respect in Ihe office. To improve on his job will be difficult. I willla1ce lbisjob seriously." Wargolet, a Labor and IndusIrial Relations Major, as Vice President, is responsible for being President of Ihe senate. He is in charge of running the senate meetings. Wargolet will assign SlUbwnouts might very well be due to the elevator's current control system. ''This project will be completed by the Fall semester which hopefully will cure this problem," said Goetz. ''This is areal inconvience for students who pay the same tuition asanyoneeIse,"saidGaryNephew, a UW-Parkside handicapped student who needs to use lheMolinaro elevator. A new motor is expected to be inslal1ed lOday, and at that time, they might be able to discover the cause for the rapid burnout of the motors, according to Goetz. Wally Wargolet dents 10 various committees in the university and is responsible for .' UW- attending and orgamzmg Parlcside's attendance to United Council meetingS. As Vice President, Wargolet has three major goals he plans to accomplish. . I. To increase shldent 10- "People wilh disabilities are getting screwed over," said Nephew. "Everyone seems to be giving me the runaround concerning the elevator. I'm tired of il." The Molinaro Hall elevator is expected to receive Ihe same con1101system which !he Greenquist Hall elevator received in the Fall semester of 1m. 'The revamped comrol system in Greenquist's elevator cured the same problem Molinaro Hall's elevator is having," said Goetz. • "Bare with us," said Goetz. "My sympathy to all the hardships this has caused." volvemenl. Wargolet would like 10 get students to be aware of the potential they have in making a difference in getting involved with !he many organizations and committees on campus. 2. To better the relationship with the adminisuation. WaIgolet feels that, at this time, communication lines between administration andsWdentsarenotgettingthrough. 3. Increase power of PSGA. "PSGA is a powerful tool which should be used in getting smdent . involvement 10express !heir voice in which then PSGA can take to the adminisuation," said Wargolet. Wargolet feels by accomplishing these goals he would strengthen PSGA by gaining respect from the adminisuation, and 10 make them aware lhat the students of UW-Parlcside are concerned with the decision making process on campus whichconcems Molinaro Hall elevator scheduled lor repair students. Wargolet wasn't too surprised of the 137% increase in voter turnout from last year. He believes it was due to !he quality of the students carnpaining. 'The candidates belonged 10 otherorganizations,ratherthanjust to PSGA. A bigger community was aware of the different candidates running," said Wargolet. "This was a more overwhelming group of candidates that was more publicized because of belonging to other organizations." WlU'golet deeply believes that student involvement is the key in making his term as Vice President successful. Wargoletexplains that not only will student involvement increase swden! voices on the decision making process, but it will also improve !heir outlook on life after graduation. ..After graduation when swWargolet installed as 1991-92 PSGA Vice President dents are looking for a job, employersareinterested in seeing what elsestudents were involved in while receiving an education," said WargoleL "By being involved, this shows that yo~ have the drive, !he comminment , and the responsibility needed to succed on the job." Inside... EdiloriaL ..".,.."_ •••.Page~ PSOARep«t.. ........Pa&.e3 Devil'sAc:lvoc:ale..".Page3 Re1ease:s •••_ .._ .... _, ...... 4 ~.~....."........ Sports .........H.... '-..Paae' 1bisWeek-"." ....~U FeatlIfC$, -....PaaPl 13 VoJunteer .Page 14 Qas$ified$. .Page 16 .' Editorial April 4, 199} From the desk of the Editor Every spring, students graduate from high school and then are faced with the decision of entering the labor force or roughing it through what could be the best four years of their lives. Since everyone is expected to graduate from high school, they are sometimes just patted on the back and the elite are presented with luxurious gifts, and the opportunity to host a wild bash. But when a student graduates from college, more planning is put into the celebration by the family. Family members from around the country are scheduled to fly in, extravagant dinners are planned, and graduation parties are slated. These plans are sometimes made many months ahead of time and impossible to change. Last week, with only seven weeks until graduation, students were faced with a scare when a rumor was floating round that commeneement had been changed from Sunday May 19, to Saturday May 18. The reason forthe change was that Gateway Technical College always holds their commencement one week after ours. Well, this year we started our semester later, so the two ceremonies conflicted and we were faced with a problem. The administration figured that since half of the schools in the UWSystem graduate on Saturday, that we would change our traditional day of graduating to that day. Maybe graduating on Saturday is plausible, but not when you change it to that day with less than two months until graduation. Several irate students approached both the Ranger and PSGA about this problem and we decided to pursue it further. Now, the track record that students have in dealing with administration, that is, trying to get them to reverse a decision, is slim to none. But we decided to give it a shot We, along with other students and parents, contacted Walt Shirer, Assistant to the Chancellor. He was the key decision maker in this dilemma, and was very willing to discuss the many concerns of students and parentS. After our discussion, he assured us he would have an answer to the problem by 3:30 on Monday. Well, he came and hunted us down before 3:00 to tell us that he made the decision, along with C1l1l11rellorKaplan, to move the commenrement back to its original time. The Ranaer and PSGA have been on top of many problems at UW·Parlcside and usually our opiaona lieonly glvenllpservlre. Irsnice to see that someone cares about how the students feel, and IIIIde adeclslon based on that. We would like to compliment both Walt Shirer and C1ancellor Kaplan, 011mllldng this decision for the students, their families and friends. Itis well appreciated. by , Craig Siqjdm Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submining the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only on upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters oropinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. ;n4,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 : The Devil's Advocate Responsibility of "Minor Adults" a major issue for all The Parkside Student Gov. emment Association (p.S.G.A.) articleinlast week' s Ranger raised the issue of lowering the drinking age. Although this issue has reo ceiveda lot of attention, I believe it 10 be appropriate 10 seriously consider this topic. Italways amazed me as a high schoolsenior that one day I was an irresponsible minor, and literally overnight became an adult, This rnetarnorphasis came about solely by virtue of my eighteenth binhday. I'm sure that many young adults would agree with me. It is interesting 10 note that these eighteen 10 twenty-one year old people are, in all actuality, "minor adults." These minor adults are old enough for all responsibility, save inbibing. It seems that the crux of the issue is that the State (as in Big Brother) considers it 10 be a matter of personal self-discipline and social responsibility. Ifthis is correct.Iet us examine what responsibilities these "minor adults" really have. At the magical age of eighteen. a minor adult can get married without parental consent. A minor adult can thus initiate a family and have children. This in and of itself is a major adjustmentfor responsibility. However, they cannot toast their own Weddingor the binh of their children. At the magicalageof eighteen a minor adult is now socially responsibile for his/her actions. If they break the law they are tried in an adult coon. Ironically, if a minor adult breaks the drinking law, they will be tried as an adult, notin juvenile coon. At themagicalage of eighteen aminoradultcan be called 10 serve on jwy duty, and cast a ballot that can adversely affect the life of another human being, yet somehow the State considers the respcnsibility of inbibing 10 be more serious than sendingsomeone 10prison for life; or death. A minor adult can serve in the armed forces of the United States. Uncle Sam believes that a twenty year old can pilot a million dollar helicopter, or can be responsible enough 10 command a million dotIar tank. yet not mature enough 10 drink responsibly. A minor adult can incur debt, buy property, engage in business activities.can signcontractsand be held legally accountable for breaches of the same. yet the State stillconsidersthemasminoradults. I think you get the picture. For the record. I support PUSH-19, although I'm not a fan of alcohol consumption. I've watchedtoomanyfnendsandrelationships go down the tubes as a result of alcohol abuse. Yet. alcohol is merely a vehicle and it is the self-destructivebehavior of the individual that causes the problems. not the age. The Sunday issue of the Milwaukee Journal reports the efforts of some state representatives who are trying to reach a viable compromise. This compromise comes in the form of what is known as "absolute sobriety" Under this provision, a minor adult can ingest alcoholic beverages but can only operate a mOIOrvehicle if absolutely sober. This means that rninor adults can driuk, but cannot drive. I believe that this is a valid suggestion that deserves serious consideration. With the Feds threalening 10 withhold highway funds it is apparent that the main issue is dnmk driving. It must be stressed here that this bias against minor adults does not prevent "real" adult drinkers from tnming our highways into bloodbaths. Almost one haIfof all traffic fatalities. or 250,000 per year, are alcohol related. and minoradults compriseonly a fraction of that number. Nor do the laws against alcohol consumption stop anyone from drinking. Ever hear about ''Prohibition''? It is time that we decide once and for all at what age someone becomes responsible enough 10 participate in society. The politicians that parrot the themes of Big Brother would be well advised 10 remember that minor adults can now also vote. Now how do you suppose something like that could have happened? Parkside Student Statute assures rights This article is to inform and explain a section in chapter 36. The article states "36.09(5) STUDENTS. The students of each institution or campus subject to the responsibilities and powers of the board. the president. the chancellor and the faculty shall be active panicipants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life services and interests. Students in consultation with the chancellor and subject to the final confirmation of the board shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. The students of each institution or campus shall have the right to organize themselves in a manner they determine and to select their representatives to panicipate in institutional governance." The basic goal of this anicle is tomake sure that the students are represented in those decisions that effect them. This piece of legislation is there for the students. It gives them the right to sit on committees that make the decisions involving student life, including the fees paid by the students. This is important for all students to know, that we do have a say in the process of formulation and review of all policies that effect us on this campus. -:-:=-._:_-- -~:::_~~--.- ..."-- ~_.. _--- Government Association Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:02pm. Roll Call: J.Jensen, T'Jensen, E.Jensen, Bovee, Schuh. Lindblom, Jude(E), Kadolph(U). Olson(L). Riccio. Rosier(U), Sikora, Simpkins. Yee(U), Finch Guests; Steve McLaughlin, Brenda Wilson. Diane Welsh, Chief Justice Jody Robison Motion SimpkinslFinch 3f291 ~ To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 9-0-1 Report of the President (Homer) Welcomed the new President and Vice-President-elect Motion RicciolLindblom 3/ ~ To approve Kevin WillIams on the Judicial Branch. Motion Tabled. <Question Called> Passes 7-0-3 Repon of the Vice-President (Daniel) Congratulated all graduates. Report of President ProTempore (Schuh) No report Repon of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) No report New Business; Moved from Committee 3/ 29/91:3 Swearing in of President (Kenneth Schuh) Vice-President (Walley Wargolet Senators: Homer, Lindblom, Olson. Meniesen, Schaffer, Yee, T.Jensen, Daniel, Sikora. Passes 10-0- 1 Roll Call: T.Jensen, Jude(E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom, Olson, Bovee, Sikora, Simpkins. Yee(U), Finch, Daniel, Horner New Business: Graduation date has been changed and a petition may be started in protest. Food for Families dance sponsored by S.O.C. needs tickets to be sold by each of the clubs- the tickets will be available in the beginning of the week. Motion LindblomlFjnch 3/ 29/91 :4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 9-0-0 Adjourned at 12:45pm. The Parkslde Student Government Association would like to remind you that meetings are held every Friday at 12:00 In Comm Arts 129 All Students arewelcome to attend ApriJ4,I~ lRaDP, Page 4 I!.--__ F_e_a_tu_f_e_-- Letter to the Editor understanding different points of view or background and culture? Does the Executive Committee know what should be excluded? What is "good" for all or just a few? Aren't the people who are doing the censoring not complaining that they were censored? And isn't that a problem? Who's zoomin' who? Who is this "Executive Committee?" Why do they remain nameless? Timothy Christoffel sire 10 remain nameless 10 make a point?Whatdifferencedoesitmake who says wbat? Should the same words have different meanings depending on who says them? Would that be disaimination? Or prejudging? Right or wrong what makes the difference who says what or whether all parties agree with what is said? I thought this campus was big on ethnic diversity and the impnrtanee of empowerment through To the Editor: Who is the Executive Committee? What is the Executive Committee lJ'yingtocensor'l Opinioos they don't agree with? Opinioos that they have deemed wrong, unneeded. undesiJable, worthy of genocide by exclusion? Isn't the cartoon with its "translations" racist? How about the depiction of the 1etter jacket on the author in the cartoon? Maybe "Mr. K" or "Mr. K" deNewsReleases _ partment, The sign-up sheet fer this survey isentitled, Stales, Traits, and Perceptions. Studentsmayalso contact Suchy at 553-9062. Suchy discovered, while tutoring English as a second language, that these students areoften unaware of the services available to them. Foreign-bomstudents face the same problems that all students face, but these are complicated by the need to adjust 10 a new culture. These problems are not unique among UW -Parkside students. "When I looked at some articles, it seems as though nation-wide the international students are having more problems than native-hom American students. I wasn't sure if the services they are getting, even though I feel they are good, are really sufficient for these students needs. After looking at the litmlUre I decided that I would try to assess the situation here at UWParkside." Depending upon the results of her survey, further wode on her thesis will involve developing seminars and/or a support group. The ultimate goal of this study isto help the smdents, Wisconsin Civil War heroes lecture NotedCivilWarauthorsLance Herdegen and William Beaudot will present a free lecture on Wednesday, April 10at 7 pm in the Overlook Lounge of the Libraryl Learning Center. Herdegen and Beaudot authored "In the Bloody Railroad Cut at Gettysburg" in 1990. The book which has been hailed by Civil War scholars, was selected by the History Book Club and baS been nominated for an Award of Merit from the Slate Historical Society of Wisconsin. Herdegen, a newspaper reporter and editor, and BeaudaL a librarian,haveboth wriuen on Civil War topics for numerous national publications. For more info., call 2221. UW·Parkside Music Ensemble to Perform at Racine Church April 7 Choral music, Irish and Kenyan folk songs and a memorial musical tribute 10 three American composers, will be performed by two Parkside music ensembles at the Mount Pleasant Luthern Church, 1700 S. Green Bay Road, Racine, Sunday, April 7. Theconcert, featuring theParkside Chorale and Master Singers, will be held at 3:30 p.m. Admission is $4 for adults and $2 for students and senior citizens. Both ensembles are under the direction of James B. Kinchen, Jr., direclOr of choral activities. Featured during the program will be pieces by Franz Josepb Haydn, Undine Smith Moore, Leonard Bemstein,AaronCopland and William Dawson. The latter three are all American composers who died in 1990. For more information, call the Music Department at ext, 2457. waukee Opera Company's Marriage of Figaro and an appearance with the Milwaukee Sympbony in Haydn's The Creation. She is currently a voice instructor at the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music. Tuesday, April 17. The Battle of the Bands competition will be held at 7:30 pm in the Union Cafeteria on April 26. First prize will be an invitation for a paid performance at Milwaukee's Summerfest; second prize $200; and third prize $100. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board. For more information, contact Frank Mejia at 553-2650 or the Parkside Activities Office at 553-2278. Polish Culture to be Highlighted During UW·Parkside Dinner Engage in the music and culinary "delights" of the Polish cultureduring"An Evening in Poland" on Saturday, Apil 20 from 6:30- 9:30pm in MainPlace. Admission to the dinner is $15.75 for the general public. Special discounts areavai1ablelOseniorcilizens,UWParksidealumniandUW-Parkside faculty, staff and students. The event is sponsored by the Center forIntemationalStudies. Reservations must be made by April 9. Featured will be an authentic Polish dinner including roasted pork loin stuffed with prunes, stewed sauerkraut, oven browned potatoes and a variety of Polish pastries. Recipes are provided by RilaMicha1ak,memberoftheHistorical and Cultural Society of Polishfest, Milwaukee. Other highlights include a program on the life of Frederick Chopin, the PolishlFrencb composer. Pianist EDen Dixon Swan and Joyce Parker, both of the Milwaukee chamber group TAHLIA, wiD present music and accompanying narrative depicting the life of Chopin .• In addition, a short discussion on the recent changes in Poland will be provided by Donald Pienkos, professor of political science and chair of polish studies at UW-Milwaukee. To make reservations, call the Center for International Studies at eXL 2701. Leningrad Music and Dance Company to perform on April 9 Kampaniya,amusicanddance company from Leningrad willperform Russian folk music and songs of romance and humor, dance routines and feature a variety of instrumenlal soloists during a performanceat the University ofWisconsin-Parkside Tuesday, April 9. The show will take place at7 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 and all seating is reserved. The event is sponsored by the U.S,JU.S.S.R. Friendship Society of Racine and Kenosha and the Parkside Activities Board. Kampaniyafeatures several Soviet stage and screen stars. Included in the performance are Arkady Nasirov. a dancer. aa:ording to some, the likes of Fred Astaire; Oleg Manakov. a noted Soviet pan flule player whose repertoire includes folk, classic and modem selectiOlL'l;andAndrey ADkudinov, noted Soviet singer. For more information, or to reservetickets,caJJ the Information Desk at ext, 2345. Arts & Crafts Fair Applications are available for Parkside's 17th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be held Saturday, Dec. 7, 199 J. Handmade articles such as jewelry, pottery. paintings and holiday decorations can be displayed. Rummage.cosmetics.food or secondhand items will not be allowed. Applicationsalongwithanonrefundable $5 processing fee must be received by Wed., May 22 and are available at the Union Information Centeror by calling 553-2278. In addition, three photos of articles that will beexhibitedandone photo of the overall exhibit must be submitted with applications. Applicants will be juried on the basis on quality. creativity and originality. Cost of exhibiting is $40 and is required upon selection to the fair. For more information, contact the Student Activities Office at 553-2278. The fair is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board and the Student Activities Music Recital Guest artists Debra Hogan, soprano, and Craig Roberts, tenor, will present a recital on Friday, April 5 in CA D-U8 at noon. They will be assisted by pianist August Wegner of the Parkside music faculty. Mr.Roberts will sing five of the gambler songs by John Jacob NiJesand "The Music of the Night" from Pbamorn of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Webber. "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again" from Phantom will be sung by Ms. Hogan. She wiD join Mr.Roberts for two duets by Robert Schumann and "The Point of No Return" from Phantom, Mr.Roberts is an active recitalist in Southeastern Wisconsin. Ms. Hogan's career highlights inclue the role of "Donna Anna" in the Skylight production of Don Giovanni, "Countess" in the MilLocal Bands Needed for Parkside Battle of the Bands Competition High school and college rock, rhythm and blues,jazz and country bands are invited 10 participate in the Fourth Annual Battle of the Bands Competition Friday, April 26 at Parkside. Bands •interested in compeliting must submit an entry form, a 1010 15 minute demo tape, and a non-refundable $20 entry fee. All demo tapes will become the property of the Baltle of the Bands Committee. Deadline for completedentriesisMonday,April 8. Five bands will be selected and finalists will be notified by Foreign born students needed for survey Psychology major, Yana Suchy, isconductingasurveyofParkside's foreign-born students as part ofher Honor's Thesis. She is requesting that any students born outside the United States help hertohelpthem. She needs foreign-born suidems 10 volunteer fIfteen minutes of their time 10 fill out a questionnaire. Students can sign-up in Moln. 275, for this on-going study. which is sponsored by the Psychology de- ...!.- ApriI~'4:..:;.I99=I'----------I ...... _-:--C_o_u_n_s_e_l_in~g:::...__ _J~-------=RaDger===.Page=-5 Stress Busters Week planned By stuart Rubner Special to the Ranger Beginning Monday, Apri18th. you'll be able toexperience a week of progmmming aimed at helping you recognize and reduce your suess. "Suess for college students ha1 multiple causes." says Barbara Larson. a counselor in the Counseling and Testing office, "and it's important 10 use a variety of approaches in dealing with stress." Each day of this week-long program a different aspect of stress As significant as the recognition of stress in our lives isthe awareness thai we as human beings require touch as much as we need oxygen to breathe andwholesomefood to eat. The ex-erience of being touched with compassion and care by another human being is essential to the proper development and maintenance of everyone's psychological, social, and physical well being. Barb Beck, Massage Therapist Touch-N-Go Therapeutics Most of these were made in 1915 and are in the classic comedy~- tion. At 12:30 Barbara Larson of the Counseling and Testing staff will discuss how what you think affectsyourstress.Oneofthethings Union lnfonnation Desk for more infonnation. Wednesday the 9th is Relaxation Day. At noon in Molinaro IIINancy Gentry, Student Assistance Program CoordinaWr. Student Health Services, will presenta relaxation therapy program. Nancy will demonstrate relaxation techniques that everyonecandolOhelpthem overcome stress. Two relaxation videos will be running from 11:30 in the Union Dining room; these are guaranteed Stress Bustersl And Molinaro 1ll will be turned into a "SIreSS Release Room" from 94 that day; you're . welcome 10 come in and relax to some wonderful stress reo ducing audio tapes. Nutrition, exer .. cise, and getting prothat causes a great deal of stress for Marrypeople know they are peopleissomethingknownas'self- undergoing stress but they may talk'. Barbara will show you how not know how serious a probto identify your self-talk, decide if lem it is,how it is affecting them, it's helping or hurting you. and and whether or not/hey should change it if you choose 10 do so. get help to overcome it. My To further help you reduce discussion will answer the your stress be sure 10see comedian question "When does someone Brad Lowery in Union Square at know it's time to get profes9pm. The program is sponsored by sional help for dealing with the Parkside Activity Board and is stress and who do you go tofor free of charge. PAB is also spon- that help?" soring the famed Leningrad music Greg Theurer and dance company Kampaniya in Psychologist . Professional Services Group the Comm Arts Theatre beginning SeeyouduringStressBlISleISweek. at 7 m; admissiOll is $5. Call the . Developing a healthier and stress reduction will be high- lifestyle can help you gear up lighted; you can use what you learn for stress and make you a better 10 make you a healthier person 'stress manager'. Eating well and exercising are two key elebothphysicallyandmentally.Stress ments of a healthy lifestyle. so it Busters week is being sponsored stands to reason that a strong. by the Counseling and Testing and vibrant. body can positively. ii!' Student Health Services offices. fluence the mind and the Spirit. Physical activities can help work Monday, April 8th is Stress off tensions. and regular exe~- Awareness Day. Visit Stress Bust- cise provides many psychologiers Headquarters in upper Main cal benefits. Exercise improves our Place and pick up a Stress Busters ability to cope with str.ess by Week calendar and materials to elevatingmaod.decr~asmganhelp you assess your stress levels. ger and pent up tenslO~, overHandouts discussing techniques for comingfatigue, improvtng concentration, and gtvtng' a sense stress reduction will also be avail- of power, control. and selfable. Headquarters will be open confidence. from 9-3. Eating a well-balanc~d Massage Therapist Barb Beck of daily diet improves your body S stores of nutrients you need to Touch-N-Go Therapeutics will be handle stress. It uses up the B on hand from 9-1 in upper Main and C vitamins which are neePlace. Barb is a UW-Parkside essary for brain functions and certain foods tend to aggravate graduate and a licensed massage stress and should be limited. therapist, Massage therapy wiIl be Table tents in all c~us available in upper Main Place at no dining areas will be aVlll.la1?le charge from 910 noon; at 12 Barb on Thursday. April II IlSttnlpg foods that can. add to or he will present a lecture on Eastern reduce stress. • and Western techniques of mas- Student Health Services sage,taIkaboutthehistory:o:ft:IOI:IIC:h~=~~N~u~rse~Lo:rra:i:ne:M:ey:e:r~!=:~=::==::=::::~~~~ii~~•• ~.~~i~~1 fessiona1 help for your stress will be the focus tor Thursday. April 11th. Table tents in the Union dining room, Main Place Coffee Shoppe, and UniOIl Square will offer tips on how 10 reduce your stress by eating better. At 1:00, psychologist Greg Theurer of Professional Services Group will present a program in Union 104 that will focus on when 10 seek professional help for stress. To wrap up SIreSS Busters week,StressBustersHeadquaners moves 10the Union Bridge on FriCollege students. as well as everyone else, are continuaUy talking to themselves. and this on-going internal verbalization can be stress provoking, neu· tral, or stress relieving. If the key word" should" is comes up frequently in the conversations you have with yourself. consider participating in this Stress Buster week program. Barbara Larson Counselor Counseling and Testing day, Apri112th. Numerous handouts will be available that will help summarize the variousstressrelated topics presented during the week. Be sure 10 take advantage of several of these Stress Busters pr0- grams. Remember, everyone experiences stress at various points in their lives, but for college students successful SIreSSmanagement can result in better academic perfor- mance, intelpetSOnaIrelationships. and health. ApriI4,1@' KlIIIRanE,l!eI".nYIPa&e:!:..!!..6 -----1 Feature - ------ Movie Review . " The Hard Way- A Mean Spirited Comedy Fox and Woods as unlikeky allies guys really do hate each other and do some extremely cruel things 10 each other. Cruelly is not necessarily funny. The Hard Way earns some points for the perfonnance good. But this is Morrison's high point He spends practically the rest of the movie drinking, smoking, or both, and it is heavy abuse of drugs and alcohol. And after seeing the film, it is hard 10 imagine the Doors ever finishing a concert, with Morrison telling the audience they are "all a bunch of • •• slaves" or Morrison being arrested for violating ebscenity laws. Meg Ryan is almost wasted as Morrison's girlfriend. his "muse," Pamela Courson. She is a convincing lovesick groupie, but it's bard 10believe her loving of the troubled singer. Kilmer is intense as Morrison and he does quite a bit of his own a concentralion in Anthropology. cia! events at the site. She hires and knowledge is helpful. She later returned 10 Parkside 10 trains the guides, and writes edu- Theslarting saIarycan be from get a minor in Women's Studies. cationaImaterialfortheschools.In $12,000-$20,000 yearly. Keep in Sally Wood is the Curator of She then went on 10 receive her addilion, Sally plans activities for mind, however, that a job at an Interpretation at the Olde Wade master's at Western Kentucky the children's classes that the his- hislOricaI site isa state job and you Hislorical Site at Greenbush, WI. University, majoring in FolIdore. IOricaIsiteoffersontradilions,such are considered a Slate employee. Her Iide sounds as interesling as This is the study of traditions of the as soapmaking and spinning wool. AnypIace that has a museum the job ilSelf. common people. She also writes press releases, fly- or historical site is a place 10 work A curator at a museum is Although she didn't feel the ers,andmailings.Attimes,shehas forthis type of job. Sally stated that someone who cares for the WOIb majoratParksidewasadequatefor 10 dopromolional work. the only limitations would be the of an and the furniture, but in this her job, she did say it was good Theskillsneededforthislype student's area of interest =~:on.allYThis~thmeanseCurashetor~~~ groundwork for her master's edu- of job, as you can imagine, are Sally worked at Parkside in 1"- V',,-_ calion. She felt an education major numerous.Sallysaitlyoude6nitely the library, and also as a student functions, organizes research ma- would have helped her more be- need people skills to deal with the worker 10 the assistant 10 the ViceteriaI, and writes various pieces of cause she deals with a lot of chil- workers, as well as the visitors, Chancellor. She felt this was very literature. dren and teachers at the historical Organizalional skills are also used helpful in gaining computer trainSallygraduatedfromParkside site. and marketing skills are a plus. ingandorganizalionsskil!s. •• .:::o;;;;;;;;..;;;1n=19:8:1·:DIa--:;!ioiirin;giiniSiOCiiiOiIOiGYiwithi· •••• Her.jo.b.enItalills.PIannin•• ·.g.spe_-_~S;aII~y~al;SO~~;ee~ls~lha;;;t~som;;;;;e~co~m:p:u:te:rTh::e~m~os~tpositive thing about a car chase, Woods is interviewed by the press and then taken 10 the hospital. Nick Lang, a Hollywood actor played by Michael J. Fox, watches the interview and decides IOheadlONewYorktoresearchhis nextroleasacop. The two of them are puuogether, and they naturally hate each other. Woods is way too intense for the role. You can't hel" but think that this guy has a few bricks missing from his building. Woods is generally well known for playing memorable nuteases, but here he yells through the whole film like an obsessed overbearing jerk. He is not the lype of character you would want 10 know personally. He takes the hatred bit too far, and his character does not work. Fox is well known for playing Alex P. Keaton on the tv. sitcom included. The film opens with Morrison as a young boy with his parents in New Mexico witnessing a highway accident involving a family of Nalive Americans. This scene is the only apparent reason for Morrison's self-destructive and abusive behavior through the rest of the film. The film then takes us 10 the meeting of Morrison and keyboardist Ray Manzarek (Kyle MacLachIin) at UCLA film school, and the addition of drummer John Densmore (Kevin Dillon) and guitarist Robby Krieger (Frank Whaley). Wearetaken from one of their first rehearsals with the playing of ''Light My Fire," written by Life after Parks ide "Family Ties," and for theBack To The Future films. He has proven himself 10 be a good comic actor, and his character is the best thing about this film. The jokes about Hollywood people is nothing new, but Fox still makes them funny. John Badbam, the director, has made many other comedies such as: Stakeout, Short Circuit, and Bird on a Wire. Badbam bas made the cop buddy film before, and he bas been successful with the formula, but here he uses the same tired jokes. L.L. Cool J. makes his film debut in The Hard Way. Mr. CooIJ. baa small role and it's heard be bas aspirations of getting into acting. He is also a rap artist, There is a major problem with the film in that itis a comedy with some real viciousness. These two Krieger, 10 one of their first club appearances, and to the Whiskey-a Go-Go and the hypnotic and controversial performance of "The End." Mterthat performance, they are signed by Elektra Records and meet producer Paul Rothchild (Michael WinCOtl). Included in this surge of success is their appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, where they were asked 10 change the line in "Light My Fire" from "Girl, we couldn't get much higher" 10 "Girl, we couldn't get much better" because the network would not allow the term "higher." Not only does Morrison not change the line, butif you haven't seen that segment from the Ed Sullivan Show, well, it's by Fox, but other than that, there is nothing worth 6 dollars, If you have 10 see this one, wait for lbe video. Igrade The Hard Way Istar out of 4 stars. singing. He is thoroughly believable as the rock singer obsessed with dealh.PaulaAbdul a1soserved as Kilmer's personal choreographer. John Densmore and Robby Kriegermake cameo performances, as do Billy Idol, Billy Vera, and Paul Williams. Watch for Crispin Glover as Andy Warhol and Will Jordan for his freaky re-creation of Ed Sullivan. Kathleen Quinlan playsPatriciaKennealy, Morrison's witchy conson . This is not an uplifling movie, and it runs 135 minutes, but itis an enthraIling movie. Itis almost lite a two hour acid trip, and almost as addicling, for Iveseen itthree times now and it's still not enough. Parkside, Sally thought, was lbe small class size and getling awgbt by the teachers instead of an assistant Parkside also taught 1leIibility and to ask questioDS. Parkside also helped Sally grow up and be more responsible. WodiDI and going 10 school also taughtber how 10 manage her time. Sa1Iysuggestsgetlinginvolved in an internship and/or with an Artthropology Club. "All empJoyIlS are looking for experience," remarked Sally. Sally said she bas fond IIICIDO' ries of Parkside. Her advice III students is,"It's all perse~ keep at it, and don't qui!", Movie Review Lighting Fires Until The End David WIck Entertainment Writer In 1981, a film called 4B hours bit the screen and made some fJ1tnrnakels a lot of money. Hollywood then decided 10 repeat the success of the film by making it several times a year, only they put diffemll acton in it each lime All you need for this copied success are two partners who hate each Cllba, and while adjusling 10 one another, they have 10 solve a bigcrime. Somewhere in the end of the movie they solve the crime and become buddies for life. This is supposed 10 evoke tears (or something else) while we learn a lesson in male bonding. James Woods is an intense New York City cop after a seria1 killel' called "TbePanyCrasber." Mter by Chris DeGulre Feature Writer Jim Morrison died of hean failureattheageof21nearlytwenly years ago. He is resurrected this year by director Oliver Stone {Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July)andisponrayedbyValKilmer (Top Gun, Willow) in the major molion picture, The Doors. The film is more or less a depressing look at the life of singer Jim Morrison. But this is nota bad movie. Infact, it is an incredible journey through the drug infested music world of the 1960's. But 10 truly enjoy this movie a high tolerance for themusic of the Doors is needed,fortherearesome25 songs by Kimberly TenereIU Feature Writer ., . SPO"RTS • I SECflONB THURSDAYAPRIL 4, 1991 SECTION B ZieUnski leads team Rangers split at Xavier in spUt with Badgers By TED McINTYRE i:~".:.e~= ---- .... --------.::::-- Asst. Sports Editor em>ed em Ill.aror. In the dJ!nI. willi By JEFF LEMMEl<MANN two OUI, X.v,..lI<:<lred em. hi~ ... aIk S H.vins played just 13 sam .. in and 1IlO1b ... error, porn Editor their )'0IIII8 season, Ibe RillS'" Soft- Wilb the basea loaded in Ihe fifth ball team has eatabliJhed illown idm- innins. Draft pulled startinS pitcher lily u the 1991 all Jekyll and Hyde Natalie Kruinzep and put in aenior team. Beth HIIlJaL Hansen lOt the lint hitParbide, now 5-Sem the........ fer ID pop ou~ and ",tired the seamd ia matins • habit of pl.ying back to "- em • fielder'l clIoi<:e p1.y to backgameawilbtwopenonaliliea,.... home. ThenextX.vi ... "-linB1ed u • solid yalDlS ballclub andIhe other IDdrive in two. Thenexthitter doubled u IIlllDCOllSCiousteam. in two more ID make Ihe """" 8-0. 11Ieir most recent mulli-pa-ocm- Parbide failed ID secre "" fIV. a1i1y displ.y occuned Tuesday at SL hiJa. PIteIIer Natalie Kruinzens. lOt Xavier of Illinois. AfIet beinI abut out Ihe lou to drop her reccrd ID 1-2. The 8-Oinlheopa1er.the RIIlFS boun<:ecI lou madted Ihe fo\ll1h lime Ihe R.... - back ID play their beat same of Ihe erohav._lIhut-outinjust13 pmea. _ in beatins the Couglll S-2. "We had troubl. hittinS line Game .... wu • 'comedy of er- aboca," Aid Draft. 101'&' for Ihe RIIlSers. On Ihe way to Conoideringlbe level of play in beins Ihut _S-O. Parbide commit- same ..... same two turned out to be ted lix emn, most em olherwise eaoy ..... moreofasmpriseforlhelUnSero p\ayL in • 5-2 victory. "They were not IDUlhmors. "Aid The pme srarted out in III alllDO head coach Linda Draf~ "lbe playa familiar tnsic w.y fo< Parbide. SL were _ IOUsJ!.lhey were really eaoy X.vier SOl ilS first b.uer on wilb ID balls ID hand1e, we just made pllOI' arorbyohonatopJ_MikuIIki. The decisions," DeJLll.lla IICIific:ed tbenmnerlD IeCIt did _ take Parbide 1on& ID and, abo IIDIo Ihird and .. udoubIod .taIl matins _ in aame one. home. X.vi ... •• lead off hider popped to The_andthiJdinDinp ..... eatd1er RIChe! Sielaff who promptly _ and in Ihe Kanaer half of Ihe dropped Ihe ball in foul territory. The fo\II1h wilb two outs,1eftIieIder Tara "-driIledthenextpitchintolef\for Car!Joa doubled and Ihird ~ • doubl.. Then while Ihe runner wu Lauri Slephem walked. That wu ltealina lhird, Siel.rrl throw to Parkside'. fast sc:orins Ihreat of Ihe IhiJdbuemIll Tracy Peel wu not over day. Draft then broup. in &eIhnuln far <mUsh for the duow and Ihe ball Jenny PIoI ID Pinch-hit for MicheD. went inlD the OUtflOld. ShortotopJanet KiIbnan. PIoI raped • double out to Mikulski then missed backins up the Ief\ center, ID ICOR two runnerI. ball u it bolDlCed past her funhor into Inthe topoflhe Iifthwid> two out left. Then Ihe illusive ball continued 10 and two on, Hansen doubled sc:orins roll and made ilS w.y pullef\lielder two ID 10 up 4-1. Laur. stock and rolled to • ltop while Tara Carlson doubled in Hamen the runner scored. ID up the score to S·I. Laushins about Ihat play wu Hamen a.ve up • nm in Ihe_- about the beat Ihins Ihat hawened to see Xavier. 48 Kelly Zielinski is quickly emerging U !he possible answer 10 • pitehins staff with .numb..- of queations. In his fourth appculUlCe of the seuon, Zielinski •• sophomore in his flrst seescn u .RIDser, held the UW-MadisonBadg ... to just four hilS and four nms in the RillS'" 54 win in Ihe State'. CapitaL "Kelly hu really been Ihe shinins .tar of our staff so far."said .. sistantcoachScottBarrer. "He'slhrowinsllrikel with • lot of movement, aetlin& • lot of around bills. " The RIJIIa" offense """ up ID support Zielinski'l effurL Inthe thinI, down by'lUII, lheycame up wid>. threenm frame u they porI.yed. double-steal, .fieldero choice and.KyleKnothesinalefo<lhreenms. Therallywusrarted willi a pair of lead-off wa1b, sellins up Ibe frame. UW-Madisem ...... eredwilb one in lb. thinI, then Ibey rook Ibelead wilb • pair of nms in Ibe fifth, molrins It 4-3. UW-Parbide rallied in the sixth. Mike Csccioppo srarted lb. inninS wilb •• inale, followed by • wllk ID Dominic Delrose. AfIet. uaUlCC blDlt moved the nmners into scarina posilion, SlID Diedrich went down on strikes. Wilb two .way and the lee nm on second, Bob Hall. who .... 3 fo<60n lheday. came up.. ith.two-nm single, &ivins Ihem the eventual winninS nm at S-4. Zielinski tossed two """"I ... fram .. ID finish off Ihe Badsers in Ibe opa1er. Ibe second lime this seucm he hal aone Ihe distance. In the nisht-cap, the RIDS'" hiucro couldn't come up with • key hit u they scored just two runs em six hits. JeffFennrick, who.rarted same two, wuvictimizedby the offensive let-up, and by • defensive lapse which helped the Badsero to .4-2 victory. In ",lief, Paul PhilIipo and Jason Holt each pitched • sco",l= inninS. to keep Ihe R .... ers close. In the seventh, down 4-1. UW-Parkside looked IiIte lbeywouldmske.nm.tlbeBadSClSllain. A lead-offwalk ID Knothe, followed by • Wade Ho1linSheck double put nom ... at second and thin! wilb nobody ouL Butlbe ralley ended their .. lbe Kana'" could m...... just one nm on • wild pitch. The split put UW-Parkside'l record at S-6. Baumler set to represent UW-Pin Judo National Championships By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor UW -PaIkside sophomore Brian Baumler will ttaveltoNewark.NewJerseythisweekendtocompete in the 1991 Collegiate Judo Championships. The Iwodayevenl, hosted by West Point and the New Jersey Technological Instiblte. will feature the top collegiate judo perfonners in the country, The winners will invited to try out for the U.S. National Team which will represent the U.S. in the World Collegiate Games in Sheffield, England Baumler. a Racine Park B.S. graduate. advanced to the national competition by winning the 172 POlDld weight class at the Wisconsin State Judo meet held at the Mil..aukee Sentinel Sport Show last month. Baumler has been competing in Judo for over ten see Judo Fioals, B4 \ Brian B.Ullller Duke B1 TED McINTYRE doe~!~eL~!~~~~ bench splinter time for that player. that he ~~!m~~ does not need to ~t aDd Even the Rebe1s age wasa bit illegally, or deal withPJOfCSliOislO LEN ANHOLD dislUl'bing. The average age ofa keep his kids from OunkiD.g oat of So,thobigbadRunnin'Rebels UNLV player is 22.5 years old. c~. Duke players lIIOlIloftca . of UNL V did not repeaL What a That's about the same as some re- ~nnt the school, they figln dlst shame. AtJeastforonceincoUege cent L.A. Clipper reams. These if they are good enough in the basketball the bad guys did not things just seem to draw the wrong c~~, and have enough God win. kind of attention to a college te8'!'. givenabllity top~ythegame.top Now I'm nOljustkickingTark the Bad Boy image often seen m level, they consider the chance 10 andhisShartswhentheyaredown, professional sports. come to Duk.e, or similarcoJlellll. but it was refreshing to see some- 'J1.tisis not to belittle the ~- ~ outstanding opportunity and one other than the overpublicized complishmenls of the l;lutstanding Jump at the chance. Rebels win the National Champi- program Tarlcanian has built at For the Rebles, there is DO onship. Vegas, but when a program works question that they achieved basBefore the season began, within the limits of the rules, when ketball greatness. At UNL V now, UNL V was worrying about whether coaches recruit correctly, when they need to reaccomplish the task or not the illegal recruiting meth- deals are made above the table- with tact, odsoftheircoach,JerryTarkanian, when it is done right-the success is II is possible, look at theOlhel were going to keep them from re- aU that much more rewarding. team which made the finals. The pealing as National Champions. Takeforexamplethenew 1991 Kansas Jayhawks were on NCAA Now that the season isoverand the NCAA National Champions, the probationtheseasonfoUowing1heir mighty Rebs did not repeat, the Duke Blue Devils. AU season long 1988 Championship. By rebuiJd.. program is again surrounded by an the Devils struggled, game after ingandreslrUClUring theirJm>gram, . amoebs of controversy, game in the ACC to earn the sec- the Hawks are again among Ihe This time coach Tark's job is ond seed in the Midwest Region. elite in college hoops and, theydid in question. The National, the Duke's battle through a grueling it the right way. USA's daily sports newspaper, tournament, which had two climax So, for this year anyway, jusreported that UNL V officials are points, "the upset" of UNL V and tice was served in the world of discussingthefutureoftheprogram beating the Kansas Jayhawks college hoops. And maybe a at Nevada Las Vegas and whether Monday night, ended with a greater message was sent to do things !eor nOI coach Tarkanian would be feeling of triumph than would have gaily, with hard work. and maybe includedinthoseplans. Howquick the Rebels because of the Blue from now on people will realize theyaretoforgetthechampionship Devils sound basketball program. that in college sports big and badia andreputationhisprogrambrought Coach "K" has buill himself nol always the besL tothescbool.~rhaPsthesch~lis Signing ofTomzak puts frosting wrong for hinting at a coaching change,ormay~,juslmaybethey on dream-week for Chicagoland are fmally taking the necessary steps in righting one of the many wrongs with college sports. We aU know of the NCAA's steps to clean up college sports, going out like headhunters after everythingthatsmellsillegal. What about some internal discipline. By slapping their own wrists and admitting their own wrongs, UNL V could send a message Ib other colleges and universities; clean yourseIves up before you get too dirty. Othel'bothersomethingscome to mind when thinking aboUl the Rebel's "success" this year. Not justtheallegationsagainsttheteam, but the whole attitude and aura which surrounded Las Vegas was disturbing. After each win the UNL V players wouId leave the court and conduct interviews with a holier, and more talented, than thou attiQlde. Now. considering what they did to most teams this is no smprise. Bull hardly think the great John Wooden teams of the 60's and70'swoufd have had, or at least displayed, th8t attitude. Can you imagine a player from Bobby Knight's 1976 undefeated team spouting off abouthowmanydunks I I I I II By JIM NW\{{MJ Columnist There is somuch towriteabout this week. TheBlackhawlcshavehome ice for the play-offs and the President's Cup Award formostwiDs. the Bulls are still on the rampage, the Sox have ttaded for a quality UIilitY player and the Cubs roster is shaping up. But perhaps the best newsCIIIIII: from the football arena. ~e Tomczack, long time blight on the Chicago sports scene baa been pIcked up by, get this, the Geen Bay Packers. That's right, Lindy Infante made the worst decision since TCll1Y Mandarich this week. And to think Ialways had a great deal ofrespectfcr Infante. For those of you wbo either don't remember or have bIocted'Jf/lJl memory on purpose, T-czack stinks. He ~ the worst kind of player a team could have. He mspires the confidence of the coaches, but he earns the con~ of both the fans and his teammates. He is a whiner. He is the type that complains to the press wheII die coach tells him he's not producing. Tomczack was booed by Chicago fans: the most loyal fins in die game. booed We didn't · boo Bob Avellini, BobyDouglass orSteveFuUer,bUlWll Tomczaek, ' Well, good riddance to bad rubbish. At least Mandarich wiJIsomeone to talk to. \11 '\, II \'\1.1\ \1.1. 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II \'\1-.1 I II \1.1.·11'\ \1 'I \,\IJI,\(;' Eastern Division Team W L rcr. PF PA The Fuak (911) 8 2 .800 89S 72S Al Your Mercy 6 4 .600 620 sao The RIIIlb!in' WrecIt 6 4 .600 738 673 WuPiss 4 6 AOO 728 745 Justice Deponmau 2 8 .200 567 672 RlDI N' GlDI I 9 .100 562 881 Western Division Team W L rcr. PF PA Uncle'Dunn'ke1 8 2 .800 706 662 Holmes', Heroes 8 2 .800 742 637 The Bomb 7 3 .700 818 679 Prime Time 6 4 .600 674 651 Charging Armadillos 3 7 .300 701 708 Phawk University I 9 .100 403 551 End Rep"'" Season THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE04I04I91 TIm. 6:00 7:00 8:00 Court#l The Funk (911)vs. W.r Pis' Uncle Dunnkd VJ, Prime Tune Ramblin Wreck VI. At Your Mercy TUESDAY 04108191 TIm. 7:00 8:00 Center Court Western Final Eastern Final Court #2 Holmes Heroes VI. The Bcmb THURSDAY 04110/91 TIm. 7:00 Center Coon West VI. East l ..... Wa/l liImt llma I. DanLa.....,.. 42:40 2. IoIlII MAner 42:<42 3. Rob Cole 42:SI Tun Swnaa 42:S1 S. Ion 1"'1....... 43:27 6. PaulT.varu 4S:25 7. Deb LaWlellcc 45:43 8. Michelle Rohl 47:46 9. Mark Barber. 47:53 10. Tom Krasnoff 49:08 nave Thc:mu 49:08 12. Pete William. SO:Ol UW·Pwkslde Fl........ 5000". Rurt 1. Ann SlOkman 3. T.... Roy 4. Erin MoDennOll 400m ReID, 2. Anne Thayer (13.4) Lori Wi1I:ees(13.0) Kim Avery (13.6) lane Kum (12.5) }tweli" TItrow 4. Lori Wilken. 15OOmR." 6. Dee Dee Roc:be 400mDtuh 4. Lori Wi1I:= S. u..Majerle loo".Da,1I 2. Pam Downina 800mB",. 2. Jane Kunz 400m HturI/G 2. Kim Avery 200mDtuh 1. AnneThayer 3. Pam Downing 3000",R"" I. J.... yGross 2. Veronica O1amlee 3. Kelly Wwm 4. J... Zalewski 7. Holly Eriduon 9.Iulie_ I_Rd., 2. Lori.Wi1I: .... Dee Dee Roche Kelly WIl1IOIl JennyGroa 4. Anne Thayer Lisa Majcrle Kim Avery Jane Kunz 6. AnnS_ T.... Roy Erin McDennOl1 Jen Zalewski THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wredt 92The Funk 72 Justice Dept. 73 Run & Gun 54 At Your Mercy 70War Pis' 69 ClJg. Annadi110s 79 Uncle Dunnl:d 42 Prime Tune woo by forfiel over Fhawk U. HIScoren Martino-31, MoKowal·23,GUdio·2O Powcn·21,Marrone,spollD·1S Ka<2UIow.I:i·33,Fuhn:r·24 Ka .. c:ynski 43,SWUllOll·17 TUESDAY'SRESULTS G.... U.cle Dunnl:d 83Ramblin Wredt 74 The Funk (911) 80 The Bcmb 66 1IoIme.·. H_ lOS At Your Mercy 75 Prime Tune 6S War Pis. 60 IlIJIiccDcponm"'l 83Chg. ArmadiIloI79 Run '" Gun won by forti" over Pha .. k U. wScoren Prey.39,Laner·23,Lem19,Anbo1d·17 Manin<>-31, Toliver·20, Boyd·IS Sdnnidnn ..... 9. Kaczanowski·31 BnsJisb·22, G1inec:Iti-16,Emer·1S Ka .. <>ynsI:i·3S,Cdben~27 UW.'ARKSIDE NORTHCENTRAL abr.'1 .brllW HolliDbcck e:t , 1 2 0 Pollc:ke.y 2b 1 1 0 0 Thomp.on II :5 0 1 1 SlillmlDIf '3 0 0 1 0rccD2b :Ii 1 1 1 ~c 4 1 0 0 eacc· 3b S 1 1 0 Uaeoad 4 0 :2 1 [)o1J,):~ '0 '3 0 BUiot Ib .. 0 2 1 Cou bUndla ''1 I 0 Molnar dla 3 0 0 0 DIU: Ut '3 0 0 0 HuDla'cf 4 0 1 0 Diedrich ph 1 0 1 2 HollZlUD1b '3 0 0 0 Hall it .. 1 1 1 Ba1M\II'pb. 1 0 0 0 Knothoc 4 0 1 1 freDa.. 4 1 1 0 Total. .. 2 , 14 ,Telal. 33'" to1 2.0 ;lOO••' 001 100 nO .. 3 nANDEE .l.Ji.IQUOR MART 100/0 OFF FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS * Present current Parkside 1.0. at time of purchase. (Offer does not include lt~ currently sale priced) Dandee Liquor Mart • 4701 Taylor Ave. • One mile north of KR on 22nd AWl. lMeechum) OFFER GOOD THRU MAY 15,1991 \II'XS II \'\1.11 \1.1. UW·P.rkJlde Northcentral ~ __ , M) -.110_ (2).,",UW· B~oPPO_~,:--, I LOB·UW.p.u1de10. PuktldoI,N_-· '. Mortbcco.U'lI1 6. 2B:Hol1IDboc:k. c.edoppo. DelIo-.. , Diedrich. SB:Deblraey· s-St!Umn D" B RER .... K '10012 121001 0.12 2 '1 J 2 •.J 1 0 0 0 0 lP 8 R Ell W K 6.1 P :5 4 1 3 2.,:Ii 1 J 0 0 Uw.p8tk.lcle Z10lbukl Koncul Wl.o """"""" CrandalJ 51 Norihetllll, •• ToJOllau G-Ll U.till WP,_ Xavier/Splitpersonality shows up for Rangers continued from front page Mikulski's glovewho threw 10 an out- there," .ays Draft, ' enlhandafterOraftpulledh ... andput SlretehedWright at first 10 end the day. In their 13 games this .... on, in llssehnao. The day eoded wilh a Practicing indoors is han! on the Parkside has had a terrible time keepwild playas the las! SL Xavier batter Rangers defensively, "We are making ing a balaooed attack. The. Rang~ hi! a bouncing shot 10 third off Pees' roo many fundamental errors. Weare have been outseored 34-69 In 84 m· glove. The ballholDloed inlOshortslOp a YOlDlgteam but I.ee a lo! of future ninga of play. Parkside will playa! Loyola UniversilyofChU:ago .. 3:30 roday. I'13fJv(-!RanoerJiltfi1ete ojtfie 'Week Plos a plus for Rangers This week the UW-Parkside sports slaff and ffiM tip our hats 10 Freshman Softball player Jennifer Plos. InTuesday's double header at St, Xavier College, Plos, pinch hitting in the fIfth inning of the second game, with runners on first and second rapped a double into deep left center which cleared the bases. The two nmsgave the Rangers the lead for the fIrst timeall day as the team was shut out in the opener 8-0. "Her hit was defmitely the big lUrD around 10 lift the team," said head coach Linda DrafL Displaying such hitting prowess,P1os, who is one of seven freshman on the youth dominated Ranger squad, is almost sure 10 deliver great things in the future for coach Draft and Parkside. A shortstop for the WIAA 1988 Slate Champion South Milwaukee Rockels, Jenn was an all-conference pick and team captain in '89 and '90. P10s brings valuable post season play CJlperience 10 the young Rangers. The Rangers are currently 5-8 on the 1991 season. Like Jenn.most of the new Ranger players come 10 the team with promising talent Jennifer bats right and throws left. "Itis nice 10have her power in the line-up," said DrafL "She is defInitely a long ball threat." . So congratulations 10 Jennifer Plos, for her game winning RBI, and being awarded the ffiM-Ranger Athlete of the Week. , Help Wanted Bicycle Mechanic/Sales Person (one position) Apply inPerson at Ski and Sports Chalet 50396thAve .---- MONDAYS ------..., REXRIZZand the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE ladies receive a camation and drink $.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ~ACK IN ~••~~.l!/ "IiIt,~;Meachem Rd Racine Judo finals Baumler makes road to Newark continued from front page years, compiling a "35-4 record in both national and international competitions. Baumler has competedfortheMarineJudoteainand theNationalJudo Institute (located at the Olympic Training Center). Baumler expects tough competition at the meet, but feels he can place in the top four. "The favorite will definitely be 1988 Olympian Jason Morris who just placed second at the World Championships," said Baumler, "My goal is 10 place in the top four." UW-P's Dahnnel honored,elected into hall of fame Press Release tolbe RANGER Kenosha, Wis. - Wayne Dannehl, athletic director at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside, has been elected to the Illinois Wrestling Coaches and OffIcials Hall of Fame. Dannehl's selection was based on contributions andpromotion 10 wrestling excellence in Dlinois. He will be formally honored during induction ceremonies at the Annual All-State Wrestling Banquet, Sunday, April 14, Hickory Hills, m. (Lexington House, 7717 W. 95th so His wrestling contributions include serving as wrestling coach at Sycamore High School, Sycamore, DI., from 1960-1 %2, and at Rockford East High School, Rockford,DI,from 1%2-1967. He also was a wrestling referee for 20 years, working numerous sectional meets throughout Illinois, and was selected to work the lllinois State finals 12 times. Dannchl has served as athletic director and associate professor of physical education at UW -Parkside since 1972.Hehollls'sabachelor's degree from Northern lllinois Uni. versity, DeKalb, III.,and a doctorate from the University of Illinois Champaign-urbana. New coach good for all By DAVID oomxIY Columnist When Terry Paulson left his job as head volleyball Cll8Cb Ctr 1be University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Ididn't really think tbeze was any hope of the school finding a quality coach 10 fill the position. SiDce 1be volleyball coaching position is only pan time and doesn't psy enoogb 10 attract anyone from outside the Kenosha area, the athletic departmenl found itself in a very difficult situation. Well itlooks as if the selection committee did find a quality coacb at a bargain price. On Monday it was announced that Lynn TheeIIs wiD be the new head coach for the women's volleyball team. . Theehs graduated from UW-Parkside in May of 1990 with a degree ID communications. Since then she has been working in a managerial position at the Oakwood Racquet and Health club in Waukegan,lllinois. Theehs was given an opportunity 10 be an assistant coach W1derLinda Draft when Paulson left his position at the midpoint of the season. This was a very difficult time for the team and it was Theehs whObeIpedpuII them together, "Lynn really gave us the support we needed 10get through theseat:Jll· She knewour team had great potential and she never letusgetdoWDwben things got tough," said team member Charee' Wendorf. At theNAlA District 14 Championships Theehs served asheadC(IIICb and guided the Rangers to there first District Championship. When a!ked about Theehs ability to lead the team under pressure 1990 teaJIl capwn Colleen Ryan replied, "In the deciding match against ViteJbo Idon'ldlink we would have won without Lynn '5 leadership and supporl." Although Thoobs coaching experience is limited she obvioIl'ly haS ~ support of the team. Her enthusiasm and playing experience is her blgg~St asset Under the circumstances the athletic departmenldid~ the nght person for the job, The future looks bright for the WIIIIICllS volleyball team. �~I99:!!.I__ - --.j Entertainment Ranger. Page 11 Redcliff to perform in Union Square on Monday night by Dawn Mailand EDterf8inment Editor AprilS at9 pm in the Union Square. There will be no admission charge to sample their musical flavor. The group originated in 1982 and regrouped in 1985. The cur. rent members favor acoustic arrangements of the Eagles, America, and Crosby, Stills, and Nash & Young. Now,Redcliffhasreceived promising remarks wherever the band plays. From Toledo to Cleveland, the trio has entertained over 200 audiences. Included in the band are Scott Canfield - 12 and 6 string guitars, vocals; Steve Thompson - 6 string guitar, harmonica, vocals; and Dave Ott - drums, congas, assorted percussion, vocals. form 60 auditioning bands to appear in the Third Annual Oberlin CollegeAll-CampusConcert. One member of the group expressed his opinion on why they are so popular. "We fmally got to concentrate on the music we love," stated Canfield "We have a lot of faith in ourmusic, we'reexcited,andwe've got a great year planned" Redcliff's list of original material includes some of the following songs, mostof which have been recordedasofJlDle2,1990: Storm Cloud, Liar, It's Not You. 'SllIIIlcloud" the signature IIIIDber for Redcliff, could easily 'Iif'IC as a melaphor of what the srouP baS gone through for their _lion from troubled garageIIDd musicians 10 finely-tuned, bI1DlJIic soul mates. Their voca1 harmonies blend aIIIloSt effortlessly "tight" to the point thai it is difficult to distinpisbOllCperson from the other. Redl:1iff will bare their musiell SDUIs aI Parkside on Monday. The band was recently selected from 60 auditioning bands to appear in the Third Annual Oberlin College AlICampus Concert, The bandwasrecentlyselected Their 60's, 70's & SO's harmonious classics include: Down by the River, Wildfrre, Summer Breeze, Rock & Roll Woman, Margaritaville, Take it Easy, Hotel California, Tequila Sunrise, Eight DaysaWeek,CaliforniaDreamin', and much, much more. If,you are in Ihe mood for some old-time music, Parkside is the place where you want 10 be. Redcliff will be gracing Ihe Union Square on Monday, April 8 at9pm. Remember, it's free! Paily Speclgls", Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.0016 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 • Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices • Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday • Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday • Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night &:munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Call for Carry Outs302· 58th Street' Kenosha, WI (414) 652·0505 Benefit Dance to raise Food for Families . , sponsored by the Student Organizations Council ... featuring Life Underground . "One of Milwaukee's best alternative dance bands" Thursday, April 18. Doors open at 8:30, Band starts at 9:00. Tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests. (Guests must be 18 years old and up.) Tickets can be purchased at the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shoppe area, or from a S.O.C. representative. . RaDger, Page 13 Rememberthe good old days wbeO you knew exactly what you wanted 10 be when you grew up? f,!olII and Dad grinned when you ~ that you wanted to be a b8IIerina oc a cowboy or President (iiheUnitedStates. Only budding Alex P. Keatonites sought a career ialaltaceounting,management in- (ormation systems, or the ~s of the penal court. And as the days and months IIId years whiz by, we find ourselves questioning the world in which welive. We come to realize ihaUheworidcanonlyaccomodate SIlmany Iighuope walkers and deep sea divm. Suddenly the career spectrum seem s very, very miniscule. We trade in our rosec;oIomI glasses for some dependable hom-rimmed spectacles for JICI1ISing the classifieds. I Entry into the adult world is IIIXOIIlpanied by a stigma that our cbildhood dreams are no longer aceepl8b1e when it comes toa forty bourworkwccl<.We are driven to earn big bucks, buy a time-share condo in Aooda, and play the lotI Feature If you can answer even one of the above questions, you have a clue about where you should be looking, the kind ofwork thatwould draw on your best efforts, Your skills, interests, values, traits, etc., can then be used to support your work goals. So all of your aspiring profesJ. When have you felt most sional cheerleaders, don't dispair! energized, most filled with pur- Your creative spirit and secret aspose and motivation? Identify two pirations that will catapult you into ormoreoccasions in your life when the wonderful world of work and you were fully involved, rolling with some serious consideration along, gelling things done. could evolve into an enriching and 2. What are youdoing when fulfilling career. I Summer Orientation Leaders sought Career decisions: waking up to re let by Gwen Heller tery. Money becomes the ~ • a ~y Feature Editor over career sati facti ocus you are most comfonable with 'f;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i1 Accordin~ :~~ward E yours:1f1 ~at kinds of activities III Figler an inde d • seem Just nght for you? , pen ent career con- 3 What f . sultant, many 2O-year olds toda . son 0 service or act as thou h th Y productdoyou believe people have articles ..J. yey are 51fO. In ~is too little of and thai you can help . ' lYe ourse Permjs- provide? sion to Pursue the Career You Re 4 Wh . all W ... -. at kind of work would y ant, Flglerstatesthatmany you regard as a personal hall college students I ki ~ c enge "s~ .. are 00 ng or for you, an opportanity to test .e ibonds and see careers as yourself, to do something better savu:~~ nds.. than has been done by others be. . Fifty has Its benefits, but act- fore you? 109as tho~gh you are 50 will cause 5. When in your life have you you to mISSthe rewards of being felt most respected, valuedforyour 20- the adventure of trying a career work, paid or unpaid? to see what will happen, the gains thatcomefrom afailure well fought, the new learning that occurs when you try a brand-new career and take your lumps," says Figler. In order to pursue the career goals that suit your needs and desires, you must be able to answer a few simple questions. Gwen HeUer Feature Editor Do you posess an inherent affectionfor the University of Wisconsin-Parkside? Are you an outgoing,motivated, and friendly person? Can you speak: in front of smallgroups with ease? Ifyoucanansweraffimatively 10these questions. then perhaps a summerof leading orientations on campus is the ideal job for you. TentotwelvecurrentParksidestudentsareneeded toassistin the five Freshman Orientation weekend sessions scheduled over the course of the summer. The job description includes assisting at orientation registration, leading tours on campus, and facilitating small group discussions on a variety of topics concerning campus life, meluding alcohol use and campus crime. Orientation leaders are reo quired to work throughout each orientation weekend which begins on Friday and ends on Sunday equalling 25 hours. While a few veteran leaders from last summer areexpected IDreturn, theOfficeof Student Life encourages anyone with a 2.0 GPA who will be a retumingsQldent next fall to apply. Non-traditional students are especially encouraged to participate in this opponunity. Applications for Orientation Leadership can be obtained from the Office of Student Life (Union 209) and must be returned by April 25. Contact Diane Welsh at 2279 with any questions concerning the program. Public Service Internships Available for '91 Fall Semester Gwen HeUer Feature Editor The Public Service Internship Program has openings for student interns in local, state, or national govemmeQt agencies and public service organizations. In addition to earning credits in political science, interns receive practical experience working with political campaigns, legal services for the poor, community services,legisla· tors, and local court agencies. The program is open to college students who have completed at least six credits in political science. Former interns have worked for Congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald Kleckzka. Senator Herb Kohl, the City of Kenosha, Racine JailAItemativesProgralJl,Kenosha and Racine police departments, Racine County Public Defender's office, Racine County Housing Authority, Kenosha District Attorney's office, Kenosha Area Development Corporation, Wisconsin Department of Local Mfairs and Development, Racine and Kenosha County Juvenile Court, Racine Clerk of Courts, and Walwonh County Court. Individuals interested in enrolling in PSIP should contact Dr. Samuel Pernacciaro at 2316. Reknowned Leningrad Music and Dance Company KAMPANIYA. Performing in the Comm Arts Theatre Tuesday April 9 at 7pm $5 for everyone Tickets available at the Union Info Desk Sponsored by Parkside Activities Board and the U.S.lU.S.S.R Friendship Society of Racine and Kenosha 1 !!!Ru!!!l"'~,Page~14!...- 1 Feature 1----------A=-pri!_4:..::.:, 199:.:.:1 Record Review Soundtrack: The Doors--Not Just Another "Greatest Hits" movie and the disc. It also contains a face from the ancient gallery and thec1assics"RidersontheStonn," he walked on down the hall/He "L.A. Woman," "Break on went into the room where his sister Through," "When the Music's lived/And then he paid a visit to his OYer." "The End." and "Light My brotherl And then he. he walked on Fire." It doesn't make much sense down the hall andhe came toa door to review songs already reviewed, And he looked inside/ Father. yes but it should be understood that son, I want to kill you." these are the classics. There are some other songs The qpors were a unique notnearlyasfamous.suchasLove blend of organ and guitar. and the Street" and a live performance of rich baritone voiceofJim Morrison. "Roadhouse Blues:' Most of the songs deal with love Also included are some ofJim and death. with death always on Morrison's poems such as "Ghost Morrison's mind, a preoccupation Song," "Stoned Immaculate, and with it My personal favorite. "The "The Severed Garden" and Lou End," deals with both death and Reed's "Hercin'tperformed by The fear: "The killer awoke before Velvet Underground. The Atlanta dawn. he put his boots on/He took Symphony Orchestra performs IBM Volunteers of the Week Chris DeGuire Feature Writer all the songs heard in the movie are included, buttheones thatimpacted the most are here. The disc opens with the Jim Morrison short "The Movie," and is an eerie opening to both the At first glance. this might appear to be yet another Doors Greatest Hils album. It is. in a way. Not Bruce Litton, a sophomore in Business, and Mark Shilhavy, a freshman in Psychology. travel from Racine and Sturtevant respectively to Kenosha every week to volunteer. They are staff assistants to an Alcohol and Drug Council Prevention Project called F.A.S.T. (Family and Schools Together). The project'spurpose is to create better communications within the family and developcooperativereMark Shilhavy lationships between parent and school.Forthreehoursweeklyeight selected first grade children along with theirfamiliesattendan evening meeting which includesamealand structured activities. Bruce and Mark keep the activities running smoothly and have become good friends to the children who attend. Sue Mueller, Project Director. thinks the sessions could not exist without volunteers. Sue reported, "Carmina Burana: Introduction." All of the Doors' songs are the original recordings digitally mastered and are performed by vocalist Jim Morrison, keyboardist Ray Manzarek. guitarist Robby Krieger. and drummer John Densmore. Although actor Val Kilmer did quite a bit of his own singing in the motion picture. his voice is not on this disc. This is more or less a disc for collectors of Doors memorabilia and contains maybe half the songs heard throughout the movie. But the songs are incredible and powerful and are the stand outs from the short legacy of the Doors. "Bruce and Mark are doing a super job! The fathers who attend are especially happy to see the men participating." They accepted the assignment for eight weeks at Bain Elementary School and are now completing another eight weeks at Frank Elementary School. Bruce and Mark are giving back to the community a part of their lives so someone can be redirected into 8 more healthful. happy life. Community Service Announcements ;a4,1991 I Entertainment Images of Labor this Saturday. by Dawn Mailand Eatertainment Editor American musical theater is noted for its lighthearted and romantic themes. But a few musical shOWS,little known and rarely pertonned.portrayworkingpeople, their lives and their struggles, their hopeS and their dreams. Some of Ibis music is, in fact, lighthearted anddelightful. But some is deadly serious\ militant and powerful. An unusual musical revue entided "Images of Labor from AIJ\etiC8II MusicaJ Theatre" will be presented on Saturday, April 6 at 7pm in the Parkside Comm Arts 1beatre. Throughout the evening, songs from American musical IheaIas about workers and unions will be performed. The event is ~y~bytheWi~onsin LabcrHislory Society, theRacine/ Kenosha UAW CAP-PAC, the Kenosha and Racine AFL-CIO Qulcils,the Wisconsin Stale AFLCIO,seven local UA W unions, and Labors, Machinists and Food WOlters locals. The concert includes solo, ensemble and choral music performed by 14 soloists, a 2O-'Oice chorus, a pianist and a 5- • band. piece"Images of Labor" includes a widevarietyofsongsaboutworlcers andunionsfromAmericanmusicai 1heaIer. Most songs in the concert are from three highly political shows wriuen in the 1930's: two pro-union shows by Marc BlilZSlein, 'The Cradle will rock" and "No for an Answer," and the musical revOO"Pins and Needles," produced and performed by the r International Ladies Garment Workers Union. There are also songs from "Steeltown," a musical developed in the 1980's by the San Francisco Mime Troupe in Cooperation with the Steelworkers Union, and from the 1954 "Pajama Game." with its lighthearted look at a strike situation at a time when strikes hadnot yet become the fight to the death which they often are today. The show also includes an extensive narration. introducing the songs and linking them to current issues in labor's struggles. David Cecsarini, a leading W~onsin actor, will narrate the show. Cecsarini is an intense, compelling actor with over 12 years experience with major theater companies. He has performed major classical roles with the Guthrie Theater, the New Jersey Shakespeare Festival and in a seven-year residency with American Players Theater in Spring Green. "Images of Labor" was developed through an unique collaboration between the UW· Madison School of Music and the W~onsin AFL-CIO. It was first performed in Madison last year and received an enthusiastic response from a standing -room-only crowa . Tickets for the performance are $5 and can be purchased by contacting Kenosha Labor (657· 6116); Racine Labor (634-7186); Racine Labor Hall (637-6610); Kelly Sparks (631-5984); Arvo Mattson (654-4009); the Union Information Center; or at the door the night of the performance. Images or Labor by Moss 0''''- fh~ Moniter 4X4 Ar•• dtll0 10.ded wtth opt 10"' Ranger,Page 15 e dian in the U • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts 4/13 • MeAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 417 Phone Registration 277-9990 f STANLEYH. KAPlAN . 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Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkslde Ranger BUSiness anager at (414) 553-2295, ......_C_LU_B_EV_E_N_T_S_III-_C_L_UB_E_V_EN_T_S_III-_H_E_LP_W_l\._N_T_E_D_1I HELP WANTED I I PERSONALS] Nanny opportunities: San tiful, gold, and Precious Francisco - 1 girl - $175/ thanksforhelpingmetbrougb week, Chicago - newborn> these difficult times, I COUld $175/week, Connecticut - never had made it without twins - $250/week, Boston - you all. Thanks Shappire, infant - $160/week, Virginia - 2 children - $2oo/week. Many positions available. One year commitment necessary. Call 1-800-937- NAN!. BSO meeting April lOth. Nominations will be held. Designer fashion will be sold at half price. Everyone welcome. Cash only. The Accounting Club is holding a forum entitled "Equality After CoIlege," April 10,1991, from noon to one in Union 104. The four panelists are from In-SinkErator, Tri-Clover, S.C. Johnson and Surgitek, Ev-. eryone is welcome! Refreshments wiIl be served. French Club on campus seeks fellow Franco-philes! Join us for fun and culture Mondays at noon in CA 133. Please be aware of the program on the new bookln "The Bloody Railroad at Gettysburg" recounting Wisconsin volunteers' role in that battle. Presented by authors Lance J. Herdegen and William" J.K. Beaudot in the library overloo~ng lounge (1.2) on Wednesday, April 10 at 7:00 pm. Free. Open to all. FOR SALE Attention! Celebrate tax return time with the purchase of one dynamite "coppertone" Philco refrigerator. You make the price. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. I FUND RAISING I Fast fundraising program. $1000injustoneweek. Earn up to $1000 for your campus organization. Plus a chance at$5000more! Thisprogram works! No investment needed. CalII-8OD-932-0528 EXl50. Illite· SoIndthiilf8t1i1gh~~i(fu§ili~!iii§iil\.m, Come to the Multi-Cultural Ethnic Bake Sale Thursday Apri111 llam-1pm Featuring different ethnic foods such as baked goods, veggies & fruit, main dishes, bread and much more Tremendous summer job! Outstanding boys' sports camp in Wisconsin's beautiful.northwoods looking for counselors in: tennis, golf, volleyball, swimming, waterskiing, baseball, basketball, archery, riflery, woodworking. Great facilities, food. Salary. Benefits. Call 1- 800-236-CAMP. Experienced baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/or evening hrs. We have a2 yr. old girl and would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine. Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. Please call Wendy at 639-0492. I Entrepreneurs. Make $3000 per month. Sell Students of America Sunglasses to retail stores. No inv. req. Write P.O. Box 70, Tualatin, OR 97062. ~ ~---- I MISCELLANEOUS I Examsecret! RaisethatGPA now! Reports tell how. Guaranted. $5.00 postpaid. BookBazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Ave; Kenosha, WI 53144! Loving Christian Couple seeking baby to adopt. Homestudied, stay at home mom, call our adoption lawyer at 273-0322 (may call I=========~collect). WED. & SAT. ~ 4/10 4/13 Cbq, UNION CINEMA AlASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Fisheries. Earn $5000t/month. Free transportation I Room and Board! Over8,OOOopenings. No experience necessary. Male or Female. Fo 58-page employment manual, send $8.95to M&LResearch, Box 84008, Seattle, WA 98124 ·100% money back uarantee. CITY OF KENOSHA Seeks s'udent workers for Summer employment. Apply City of Kenosha Personnel Department 525 52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Affirmative Action Employer M/F/H THERE'S HOPE- WE CARE 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414·658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OP. TIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2'122 ROOSEVELT RD. KF::'IOSIIA Transfer student looking for women interested in establishing Alpha Sigma Chi sorority here at Parkside. If interested or for information , calI534-5135. PERSONALS Iwant to thank myWomen's Affairs Committee, Women's Center and PAB f~r all the help with the petinons and stuff. Thanks to anyone else who helped, also! Love ya! Lika! Too much, Emperess, beauToall of the Muslimsatuwp and the community, Havea Bless Ramadan and a WOn. derful Eid! Happy 21 st birthday Karen. Sara. Without your help, myelec· tion posters would not have had their unique style. Thanks to Henry, Pedro, Trenton and Veronicaforall your assistance. Latesba. It may not be WI'Qng,butisit strong? Even the bestwri1cn get feedback at the Writing Center: WLLC Mon-Tburs 9arn-7pm and Fri 9am-noon. Special thanks, to Trishatha (Shockey), Yolanda, Ruby, Collette, Todd, Valenc and Kevin for all your great birthday gifts! Latesha Hey 2CC, how about a db!. shot of Tequila at Remington's minus all the extracurriculars, Jr. ISERVICES OFFE~ We can provide expertscae' tarial services for your terIIl papers and dissertations to help you earn a good gradeWe can help you preparean impressive resume andcover letter to help you find that great job. Quality typesetting and disk storage capacitY· Call us for more infonnation on how we can be of service to you (6~7 -1997). We're here to help you! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 24, April 4, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chiappetta named new Editor-in-Chief for 1991-92 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �'University ofWisconsin- Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin Thursday, April1S, 1991 . Chiappetta named new Editor-in-Chieffor 1991~92 by Craig A. Simpldns Editor·in·Chier After four years of worlcing his way up in the organization. RangetnewseditorDanOriappeua has been named Editor -in-Chief for the 1991-92 publishing year. The decision was made last Thursday by the editor selection committee. The committee consisledofadvisorsStuartRubner and Jan Nowak. Editor-in-Chief Craig Simpkins, staff members LalesbaJude. Ken Schuh. and scou Singer. academic staff member Pamela Smith. faculty member JudyLodgson,and student-at-large Jon Hearron. Chiappetta, a UW -Parkside senior, graduated from Bradford High Scboolin 1987. and is major. Volume 19, Issue 76 ing.in English with a writing con- centration, and sociology. "Both majors will definitely be a plus for me. I'm a people person and the knowledge and experience 1 have gained in the last last four years with the Ranger and in the class- room will help me with my new position as editor-in-chief," WhileChiappeUaisawayfrom the classroom and the Ranger. he is busy supervising Ruffalo' s Pizza . in Kenosha, Chiappetta said, "I've been at this position for over five years. and when my term begins 1 will have to give it up. It's been a great experience. but I have to gain experience in a field that will be my career when I graduate. Journal- ism." Chiappetta feels the news de- panrnent bas done a mediocre job of reporting in the past, but he would like to build it up next year. "I feel that news is the most impor- tant pan of the paper. and that is why we're here: to keep students informed on what is happening around campus," said Chiappetta. He has had several news writers working under him this year. and would like 'to increase that figure for next year. Although there aren't any major format changes planned for next year's paper. you can expecta couple of content changes. Chiappetta commented that, "You can expect to see 'The Voice Of Parkside' back next year; 1 think the students should be given every opportunity to speak their opin- Controversy rages over PSGA excursion by Dan Chiappetta because of the females and males DanielstatedthatHomerguar- News Editor attending. It was poorly planned. anteed Diane Welsh. AssistantDi- Thad Jensen. Chair of UW- Theyalsoneededmoremoneycon- rector of Student Life, that the sen- Parkside Student Government's ceming the confusement in the ate will come up with the addi- Segregated University Fees AlIo- cost of the rent of a car." said tionalmoney. Thefiverepresenta· cations Committee. is sending a Homer. "It was too late to get the tives were given the additional message not only to PSGA. but to senate's approval." money. which is againstPSGA by- all other organizations on campus. On March 14, the representa- laws. "I want to prevent people from tives left for Washington D.C.,and "I believe it wasn't Horner's thinking that they have an open on March IS. Homer asked the intent to authorize that the senate checkbook." senate for the additional alloca- will allocate the money. 1 believe Senator Jensen is referring to lion. The senate voted against the his intent was that someone or thefiveUW-PadcsideStodentGov- allocationofd,eadditionalS1S7.94. somehow it will get paid. Itcould ernment representatives that at. Jensen argues that Homer be done through fund raising. do- tended the United States Student doesn't have the authority to indi- nations, etc .. ; said Steve Association Conference held in vidu81ly approve extra funding McLaugblin.DeanofStudentLife. Washington D.C. on March 15-18. without the senate's approval. On April 12,PSGA was going Chris Daniel. Eric Bovee. Latesba "The problem is that they did to vote again on allocating the ad- Jude, Tobin Lindblom. and Lika a poor job planning this trip. they ditional money. which during the Morishitaattendedtheconference didn'tsignupearlyenough,"said meeting was said to have been which primarily consisted of rna- Jensen. "Homer can't go and give S114.94. But the meeting was ad- jor lobbying efforts with other them the money." joumedafterTbadJensen proposed USSA members, who were allo- According to Chris Daniel. thatthe senate would pay S35.00of cated S571 by the senate. but an thenPSGA vice president. an addi- the cost while the senators will pay additional SI87.94 was needed and tional room was needed because of each SI 0.00. The senate never bad was received without senate ap- the females and males attending. an opportunity to vote. This issue proval. though they only planned on stay- will be dealt with fmt tomorrow According to Bill Homer. at inginoneroom. Additionalmoney during~irweeklyse',l8temeeting that time PSGA presiden~ he per- was needed concerning the rental at noon m Communlcauon Arts sonally okayed the additional ear received from Gary Goetz,UW- room 129. amounttheday thefiverepresenta- Parkside Vice Chan~ellor of ~d- "They don't even know ho,= tives left for the conference. "It ministration And Fiscal Aff31fS. much addiuonal money they need, was a time issue which in'the last whereacommunicationalproblern saidJensen. Theysayit'sS114.94. ntinute they needed an extta room cost an additional $70.00. then they say it's $187.94. Dan Cblappetta ion." He also said be would like to see more graphics in the paper next year. Since a majority of this year's Ranger staff will be leaving. Chiappetta plans on spending sev- eral hours this summer recruiting . new staff members. One area be will be concentrating on is cultural affairs. "I would like to get as many AHANA studenlS involved e as possible. because the Ranger is supposed to be the voice of UW- Parkside. so 1 think their involve- ment is very important," com- mented Chiappetta. Chiappetta plans OIl wcrIting for a major newspaper after gradu. ation next spring. A summer issue is scheduled to hit the stands on June 17. W&.. ··~~JearsOftty~gto.finda~btJlIgetm; ~~g ?f/':: t;;WalleypresentM tlJil···plan.!.;May13.MOlI··7:45liJrlr02~lX);im1 ••• '~~S=~&Ji~f~~~~:~~ii;i1;~:~~l denfofPSGA:presented the pIan. T...l·d ' to PSGAwhlchwill enabletbe< J.USI e••• libiary to silly open an additional; ---....,.....,.-"-.-.;;;;.,. two hl)urs compared to the regular:;! Editarial ..,•.." .....,• .Pagl;Z< fmal hours. The library bours willI 'PSOA l{I .Pa 1 l be e~*"ded until 2:00 am begin: .'... epon. ...- F' 'j Ding on the Wednesday prior Ill.. . Dml s AdvQcale •• .PagC, 1; fmal exam' Week anp epntb'ue; Heatth ..~...... l"....... .Pie 4-' through Wednesday everung dur-'S llfti: -0.;;',.,-'5 '. ing final exam week. PSGAagree4I' I:"' ~.t. " ~e. '. to allocate $350.00. whiCh would: SportS ~ 'o. Page 1, ;_ ,":.' :.::'. .,.',:_. .' ._. ·of paylor On~ night supervisor lind. Inlage Indek..._••• ;Page Jl •. ~~~~o:~ :f~~l[M~RevieWs.....Pagql:r;.. Jll!SSed the pIan.! 1,(H). durin&!' COlonng .Pagc;J,4; lastl'riday'ssenate meeting. 3' CblssifiCds.. .Page16, "If this proves.JO be beneficial Ill' , .... .. '. " .. ,.,........ . .... I i • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 26, April 18, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Doctors of Color Program at UW-P Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger . . •' - - —i_————a——•a———Bfc Kenosha, Wtonsin Volume 19, bane 27 Thursday, April 25,1991 Doctors of Color Program at UW-P Latesha N. Jude est high school studentsi n various News Writer health professions is being offered A program designed to inter- at UW-Parkside. MtMM ' §1 lllll 1 v * fpife "M' m ; gjgggiSli: nWtiSfcNMVS;- >~ v •5vW• \ ^>N-"- ^ * if ' ' ^ 3 :: . J , - JjriBBBffl liliiiiftp?*''' -v-, iiiil • • : : v : • • ' . ••• •' • : . . ' • .• DOC participant responds to program Vending machines vandalized during theft attempts; students asked to help stop the problem Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW- Parkside's Canteen Vending Machines have been seriously damaged in the past couple weeks. According to Bill Niebuhr, UW-Parkside Director of Student Union, he believes that the vandalism has been done by non UWParkside students, and would appreciate if the student body can keep an eye open on "folks around the vending machines." According to the Campus Police Reports, a vending company employee reported a snack machine lock was damaged in an unauthorized attempt to open a machine in UW-Parkside Union. Another incident occurred in which a vending company employee reported some machines had been purposedly damaged, again taking place in die Union. It was believed to have been done to extract products without inserting payment. According to Dave Dubak, Regional Director for Canteen Corporation, the damage has been estimated at $2,500. "Six machines have had solutions(water and salt) dumped into the dollar bill accept mechanism. The first two might not be repairable," said Dubak. "A new mechanism costs $400.00." Dubak believes that the vandalizers are trying to short out the machines so free products or money could be extracted. "It's not working." Doctors of Color Program (DOC), now in its second year, is under the direction of Dr. Anna Maria Williams, Professor Emeritus of Biological Sciences. Last week, three area high school students, Derrick Mitchell and Joel Jackson from Bradford High School along with Brandie Folsom from Park High School, participated in a one-day workshop. Students participating in these workshops must have at least freshmen status, a grade point average of 2.5, and an interest in the medical field. "More people should do this program," said Folsom at the end of the day. The students' schedule consisted of tours of the Family Practice Clinic and the UW-Parkside Nursing Lab. Students also viewed the film "Science and Art in the Name of Healing." "The film was educational," Jackson said. The students also saw a cat dissection. Continued on Page 6 Pi Sigma Epsilon earns national honors, improves rank from 48th to 18th Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside Pi Sigma Epsilon received two national honors on April 11-14 in Anahiem, California, during the annual National Marketing Fraternity Convention. Over 67 university chapters were represented at this national convention in which the 700 attendants metand exchanged ideas, were presented with career workshops, career fairs, seminars, and were involved in the national compettion between each chapter. "Last year we began with four members. Now we have forty-eightnationally recognized lifetime members," said Janice Word, who was recently elected PSE president Last year PSE ranked 48th in ; nation, compared to this year, in which they ended in 18th. "Our goal was to be in theto p 20, which was met" said Word. Because of this, PSE received the President award, which goes to the most improved chapter in the nation. PSE was also acknowledged with the Chapter Achievement award, according to the Chapter Efficiency Index, which accumulates on a point factor of how active your chapter is in the community and campus. PSE received 980 points last year, and this year, they finished up with 9,505points. This wasUW-Parkside's chapter's most active year in history since they were formed in 1974. Attending the national convention were Mike Abram, Wendy Continued on Page 16 Inside. Devil's Advocate. Spotlight... VoLofWeekw, This Week—». Ranger. Page 2 Editorial April 25,1991 Letters to the Editor From the desk of the Editor Periodically, throughout the school year, we have published editorials from other school newspapers that would be of interest to students on campus. The following piece was written byAimeeLynnePiotrows/d, editor-in-chiefofThe Royal Purple, and it appeared in the April 17 issue of the UW-Whitewater newspaper. It has come to my attention that, lately, lots of you have been reading the Royal Purple's editorial page. And lots of you have been writing letters to the editor in response. It's great to know that so many ofy ou are reading the RP and are interestedt o see how your peers feel about certain issues. It's also interesting for us to know how you feel about those same issues. But, along with the excitement and enthusiasm, something more serious has begun to happen. Some controversial groups, issues and fads have been defended, and condemned, in the context of the editorial page. Understandably, some people may have been offended, or angered, by some articles. But we all have to remember the purpose of editorial expression. The editorial page is a forum for thought and opinion; the part of the paper which allows staff members and readers to speak their minds on whatever they choose. None of those opinions are ever completely right, or completely wrong. Some readers, though, seem to feel that their opinions are the only opinions: that has never been and probably never will be, the case. Throughout the history of this country, people have been expressing themselves: the Constitution gave them the right of free speech. As far as I know, that right is what keeps the country free and prosperous. The United States gives all Americans rights which many people don't agree with. We're allowed to express political beliefs by burning the American flag, die symbol of our nation. We're allowed to carry handguns. Women are granted the right loan abortion. Granted, many people do not agree with those rights. They make themselves known through protests, demonstrations, strikes, and mailings. How would we feel if those rights were taken away? Who would like to live in the U.S.SJL, where Mikhail Gorbachev is currently working to ban protests and strikes? No one on this campus should feel fear when they want to express their opinions. We should have the right to express any opinions, no matter bow controversial That's what the individuals on this staff have been doing in their editorial pieces this semester expressing their opinions. They've taken big chances, sometimes, and angered a lot of people with their beliefs. They've also received letters of agreement Let's respect their courage in expressing their opinions, even if we do not always agree. A little bit of conrtoversy is better than al ot of lonely silence. Aslsaid before,I'mglad to see that people are reading the editorial page. Keep the letters coming. Everyone is free to express themselves here on page four, no matter what the topic. The Royal Purple will always welcome a response. To the Editor: Common courtesy seems to be more of the exception rather than the rule in contemporary society. And unfortunately, the lack of congeniality seems to be mushrooming out of at least one specific area on our own Parkside campus. The Coffee Shoppe of lower Main Place is enveloped in a cloud of doom thanks to the unfriendly and unpleasant dispositions of the Coffee Shoppe staff. On more than one occasion I have asked the costo f an unpriced item, i.e. an apple turnovero nly to find out there is a discrepancy between employees when I get to the cash register. No one seems to know what anything costs! Of course, they end up charging the higher of the two quoted prices. After speaking with numerous students who eat at the Coffee Shoppe on a regular basis, we cannot figure out why you must pay for potato chips if you want fries with a ham and cheese sandwich. Certainly I see no problem in paying for the difference between the fries and chips, but to pay $2.29 for the sandwich and chips (that you don't even get) plus $.94 for the fries is ridiculous. It generally seems to me and to others I have questioned that the attitude of the staff borders on rude. It is not unusual to stand at the counter for several unnecessary minutes waiting for service while the employee is completely aware of the customer, but busies herself in the back. However, I have noted that members of the campus administration need not wait longer than a split-second to receive speedy service with a smile. With the end of the semester crunch approaching, who needs to listen to more griping, right? The problem is that without voicing complaints, the status quo reigns. Students should be treated with as much respect as the faculty and administration in all facets of cam- Continued on Page 4 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address aR correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 News Editor Danieie Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor SaraKahl Advisors Stuart Rubner an Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Geilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Glen Kelly General Staff: Mo® Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Darnel, Chris Deguire, David 3°herty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Toliver, David Wick. Executive Commitee: Dan Chiappetta, Dawn Mailand, Tod McCarthy, Ted Mclntyre, Ken Schuh, Craig Simpkins, Scott Singer. ; April 25,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Gun control means hitting what you aim at! by Donald R. Andrewski Gun control means different things to different people. Tome, gun control is being able to hit what lam aiming at To others, it is the panacea to virtually eradicate all crime from the face of the earth. In reality, gun control is a politically charged issue manipulated by politicians in order to ensure their continued employment Since the issueof gun conrol is so extensive, entire volumes of statistics would not be sufficient to do the issue any justice. We must therefore approach this issue on the basis of logic. Let us first address the issue of the term "handgun". Considering that the majority of politicians are lawyers who have built their reputations by winning cases on the basis of semantical and grammarical errors, itis incomprehensible to me that they would settle for the vague and ambiguous term such as "handgun". In order to understand what the politicians mean by the word, let us examine its origin. According to the Gun Control Act of 1968, a "handgun" is described as "any firearm that is designed OR CAN BE REDESIGNED so that it may be fired with the use of one hand" (emphasis mine). Thus, any firearm is a handgun because it "can be redesigned" into a hand held weapon. Fbrget the fancy rhetoric that politicians only want to confiscate "handguns", the semantical buzz word they use to describe pistols and revolvers. When lawyer/politicians begin using vague terminology, it is time to question their motives. Another equally stupid idea is the concept of the "Saturday Night Special." This is the image most imagined what the bastard term "handgun" is used. These weapons are allegedly cheap and easily concealable. In all actuality, most of the pistols and revolvers erroneously described as Saturday Night Specials will more than likely cost in thehundredsof dollars. Somuch for "cheap" guns. The latest target for the gun grabbers is now known as "semiautomatic weapons". The name suggests a more sinister characteristic of these guns than really exist The term "semi-automatic" tells us that the weapon is designed to reload itself. Nothing more, nothing less. The fact of the matter is that "automatic" pistols are themselves self-loading, as are some hunting rifles that have been used for decades. New York City has some of the strictest laws against gun ownership. They also have one of the highest crime and murder rates in the world. While some liberal gungrabbing geographiles are quick to point out that neighboring states have more lenient laws on gun ownwership and that guns "can then flood across the borders," they should do their homework. The United States has far greater borders than does New York City, and these borders are even more difficult to control. The DEA can only stop one planeload of drugs out of a hundred from illegally entering the U.S. How do they plan to stop gun-running when that becomes more profitable than drugs, a. situation likely to develop if law abiding citizens are forced to surrender their firearms? Gun control, as we know it, will not stop or even measurably slow down the number of crimes committed with guns. More laws against guns will not stop criminal use of those guns. The recent actum by the City of Milwaukee and the Wisconsin State Legislature are merely designed to pacify their constituencies who are growing more frustrated at the government's inept attempt to stop the growing crime epidemic. Mere laws won't stop crime. Were this the case, there wouldb e no criminals. As in the drug industry, these gangsters already have broken countless laws, from illicit drug trafficking to murder. And we are to expect that with the enactment of a mere law, they will all come forth like dutiful citizens and surrender their hardware? HA! While we're talking about it, let's look at the weapons used by gangs. Fully automatic weapons and a myriad of ordanance, from hand grenades to cluster bombs, comprise gang arsenals. It must be pointed out that these materials are unavailable to the average citizen. When lawyer/politicians speak of gun control, they really mean crime control. They should realize that they cannot put out a fire by spraying water on the smoke. They would be well advised to remember the words of the late J. Edgar Hoover who stated "Crime control does not begin in the electric chair. It begins in the high chair!" Parkside Student Government Association Be prepared for finals by Lika Maria Morishita As exam week is coming up, we are psyching ourselves up to take our finals and to be the most prepared as possible. In order to service our students with extra time and a quiet place to study, PSGA has arranged for some extra library hours for six nights. The hours will be Wed.& Thurs. May 8 & 9,7:45am-2:00am; Sun. May 12 noon-2:00am; Mon., Tues., & Wed., May 13.14.&15 7:45am-2:00am as discussed on the front page of last week's Ranger. The expense of $350.00 is needed to pay for these extra hours of the library. Vice-Chancellor John Stockwell is going to gett he funds to pay for this. He is to be commended for his appreciation of the student's need for extra time anda convenient place to study. There seems to be a problem with Campus Police about security reasons with the added hours of the library. They claim that it costs them extra money to pay the security, but they just need the night person to help lock up. There usually is someone making a building check periodically anyway. I believe that it will not be a problem with our campus police. It will just be a change in schedule. Another thing to be worked on by PSGA is the fact that Chief Ostrowski would like to cut the building hours. The proposed schedule is Sun.-Thurs. until 11:30pm, and Fri. & Sat. until 5:00pm. Though this may not be too much of a problem for the most part, the hours are severely cut from the present hours. Also, on Fridays and Saturdays, if one wants to study during this time that the hours are short, tough luck. Well, if anyone has any questions, comments, or suggestions, come down to the PSGA office, and anyone will be more than happy to listen to you. We make sure your voice is heard! Hey, good luck on finals and I hope you take advantage of those extra library hours. I sure hope to! Senate meeting minutes APRIL 19,1991 ROLL CALL Senators: Jude(E), Bovee, Simpkins(L), Finch, Horner, Lindblom(L), Olson, Yee(L), Sikora, T.Jensen, Daniel(E), Minasian, E Jensen. Guests: Connie Desotell, Lika Morishita, Steve McLaughlin, Dan Chiappetta. Justices: Frank Martinelli, Michelle Lindgren. Executive Branch: Ken Schuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Lindblom 4/19/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Motion TJensen/Sikora4/19/91:2 To ammend the minutes of 4/12/ 91, Motion :5; meeting was adjourned by chair when quorum left Motion :2 Passes 10-0-0 Motion :1 Passes 9-0-1 Report of the President (Schuh) Chancellor sent a memo discussing a proposal from the Students' Scientific-Creative Association of the Georgian Technical University (equivalent of Student Government Association) that she recie ved while in the Soviet Union. The proposal discusses a student-to-student exchange program. Need a list of the PSGA members who are interested in attending the Student Awards Banquet on May 4th. Thank those whoa ttended the SOC benefit dance. There will be a Faculty/Senate meeting on Tuesday, April 23, at 3:30pm. in Molinaro D-137. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) Point of order - no senator is allowed to speak more than ten minutes at a timea, nd not on the same subject twice in the same meeting. Chief Ostrowski is proposing to change the building hours to 11:30pm Sunday through Thursday, and 5:00pm on Friday and Saturday. Vice-Chancellor Stockwell agreed to find a way to fund additional library hours since student fees cannot be used to support state funded areas. Report of Pro-Tempore (Bovee) Need a listing from each Senator the standing committee they are on. United Council members will be coming toU.W.Parksidenextweek on Friday. Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Written report Report of SUFAC (T Jensen) There are three positions open for this committee: Modem Lindblom/Sikora 4/19/91 :3 To approve Bill Horner, Thad Jensen, and George Yee as new members of SUFAC Committee. Passes 10-0-0. Report of United Council Academic Affairs - written President's - written Women's Affairs - written Meetings for the following week: Women's Affairs: Tuesday, April 23, at 2:30pm in Molinaro 116. Legislative Affairs: Tuesday, April 23, at 12:30pm in PSGA office. PUAB: Monday, April 22, at 12:00pm in Union 207. Motion Lindblom/Yee 4/19/91:4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 10-0-0. Adjourned at 12:40pm. Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 pus life, including the Coffee Shoppe. Gwen Heller To the editor: I'd like to thank and congratulate the Paikside International Club, the French Club, and the Club for International Affairs for the very unique and interesting event that they organized and ran last Wednesday, April 17. International Day was the culmination of much hard work by these students, who were enhancing the Parkside atmosphere even before the event, with their wonderful banners and posters created to announce the multi-cultural fair. There were many comments referring to the banners as "the most beautiful we've ever had at Paikside." They were designed by Samadhi Kaninaratne (Sam), who is from Sri Lanka and is, obviously, avery talented student Many members of the clubs put a lot of time and effort into the creation and hanging of the banners. Students who worked at the booths were from Kenya, Panama, Syria, Laos, Thailand, Poland, Palestine, and America. There was also information about Study Abroad, UNICEF, and South Africa. Special thanks to Edilma Rodriguez, president of the Parkside International Club, for everything she has done for the Club and for Parkside as a whole. Everyone who participated deserves special recognition for the wonderful presentation, which enriched our campus and contributed to our goal of adding diversity to our academic experience. Chris Kacmarcik To the editor: We at the Women's Center believe that we are a place that welcomes and accepts diversified thinking and actions. We do, however, expect those behaviors to be constructive not destructive. We believe we are a "...safe place for all women..." just as the goals state. In the past year, we've recruited a variety of women to serve as volunteers. What must be remembered is that each woman is an individual with different needs. Not everyone who chooses to volunteer is a radical feminist, yet they are opening their minds and reading, listening and discussing their feelings. That must be respected. If you can't get people to listen to you, how can you ever expect tochange their perspective? When people approach us, we tell them where we stand as a center and as the individuals who comprise the center. Changing people's perspectives is why we used the "lesbian myth". We have never used that as a disclaimer and we have never denied that some of us aren't lesbians. The key word is All, just as we aren't all white, single and child- University of Wisconsin-Parkside Cinco de Mayo Gala Celebration Wednesday, May 1st, 1991 Mainplace 10am-2pm Artists, exhibitors,' and other displays. Noon-lpm .enosha Youth Folkloric Troup l:30pm-2:30pm Ballet Folklorico Workshop 7pm-Union Cinema Performance ofBallet Folklorico For more info contact the Student Activiites Office at 553-2278 ance less. We're a variety of women with different goals, needs, lifestyles and ages. We want people to know that you don't have to be a white single lesbian to be concerned with the issues the center deals with. We don't claim to offer everything, but we do offer support and a listening ear. Ina ddition, we provide a gay/lesbian support group, information on lesbian conferences across the nation, and literature and music by lesbian artists. We think that's a good start We still have a long way to go, but we're learning along the way. Fortunately, we are a group of women who stick itout when things get tough and who work toward change. Even though it's easier to stand outside and spit anger in, we are proud that we work inside, leading to a solution. Michelle A. Herrem Teresa Reinders Women's Center Co-Coordinators and its Volunteers To the Editor: I am writing in response to a letter about the Women's Center. As a volunteer and a contributor to the brochure and the newsletter, I assert that we are not "disclaiming" lesbians. However, in our society, many people read feminist as lesbian. We simply, as part of our charge to be there for all women on campus, wanted women to know that whatever their orientation or lifestyle, they are welcome. It is true we don't promote negative attitudes; this is something I am proud of. The Women's Center tries to focus on productive and positive activities. As for the title MAINSTREAM, the newsletter is targeted at everyone on campus. We would happily take suggestions to improve it. We prefer criticism to be constructive. Jennifer Burns To the Editor: We think it's time that thanks and praises are given where due. The 1990-1991 year has been extremely successful for the Women's Center. We have been and are continuing to be approached by new interested people everyday. A variety of clubs and organizations have sought our opinion on isues and speakers to bring on campus. In addition, students in many disciplines have utilized our files, library and discussions as resources for their papers. The Center set aside a special time to recognize the contributions of Parkside's women faculty and staff, in addition to making contacts with women's centers at various colleges and universities. The UW-Parkside Women's Center has assisted P.S.G. A. in circulating petitions and helped many community organizations distribute their information. Last week, we had a bake sale to raise money in order to purchase gender sensitive and culturally accurate books for the day care center. The programs we have sponsored and cosponsored covered a variety of issues from many different perspectives, and many of them woe the first to be dealt with on campus. With the donations of the volunteers and campus sources, we have put together a mini library system and we are in the process of developing a videotape collection, both of which are available for checkout Most importantly, we have seen many women gain strength, in their mind and their soul, and be able to accomplish things they never thought possible. Thec enter has been able to enable women to gain self-esteem and pride. That's not being mainstream, that's moving upstream. The Women's Center Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only uponlegitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00p m on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed350 words. In case osfp ace restrictions, shorter letters willb e given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to flte same subject or viewpoint Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of die Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Child Care Center Registration for Summer and Fall Semester Processed Daily from 8:30 am to 1pm Beginning April 29, 1991 For Information Call 553-2227 April 25.1991 Ranger, Page 5 Ranger photo by Suimi Beeck Seated: Director Connie Bailey, Doris Nice. Standing: Lucia Herrera, Roseann Mason. LA&C Part III: Learning Assistance by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Do you ever feel that you could use help with improving die results of your efforts? Whether your problem isw ith an individual subjecto r the product of a learning disability, Learning Assistance, located in the D-l area of WLLC, may beab le to help. Connie Bailey, who recently located here from Washington state, is the new Director of Learning Assistance. Working with her are Math Specialist Doris Nice, Reading Specialist Lucia Herrera, and Writing Specialist Roseann Mason. All of the aforementioned are also actively participating as prescriptive advisors. Learning Assistance also utilizes the services of a good number of student employees. This semester, about 75 students are working for Learning Assistance as tutors, supplemental instructors, and providing assistance in the Academic Resource Center. The positions are generally paid and provide an opportunity to work with other students. Learning Assistance constantly changes to meet the needs of a diverse student population. We allh ave different levelso f academic commitmentand ability levels vary for each individual student. Programs and services offered by Learning Assistance are designed and redesigned to meet whatever needs arise, always attempting to consider social issues when planning or developing programs or courses. Learning Assistance is responsible for providing services to students with learning disabilities. People are unique. Students with learning disabilities often possess high intelligence levels and may have an inordinate amount of skill in certain disciplines, and more likely than not are generally hardworking. They may have difficulty in a specific area, such as mathematics, reading, or in fulfilling the foreign language requirements of Collegiate Skills. The root of a problem is not always easily determined. "We may not always understand the connections," said Bailey. A solution is sought, even if a simple explanation is not available. Some disabilities can be documented by physicians or be demonstrated by past performance in classes. The answer may be as simple as setting up a special test environment or providing intensive training ot tutoring. If a student still has problems fulfilling a university requirement, awaivermay be sought. Math waivers are the most common, though waivers should not be viewed as an easy way around usual requirements. Supplemental instruction personnel are also provided by Learning Assistance. During the last several semesters, 4-6 supplemental instruction groups have been organized, all directed by a student who has shown a high level of achievement in the particular class in the past Internships, though rare, are sometimes offered for supplemental instructors. Supplemental instructors teach how to succeed in a specific class. Study methods, note taking, and text use are critical, and some classes require special concentrations. BOK classes with high withdrawal or failure rates are usually targeted for supplemental instruction emphasis, but unfortunately, supplemental instruction is an expensive service, thereby limitedi n implementation. Faculty, administration, and students all wish to maintain the integrity and intensity of the coursework to not devalue our degrees, and supplemental instruction can help fill the gaps in challenging, sometimes difficult courses. Learning Assistance is responsible for providing developmental classes in math, reading, composition, and study skills. The courses are constantly altering, are generally cross-cultural in nature, and are normally well-attended. Math 66-015 courses are now under the control of Learning Assistance, as well as the "09" battery of courses formerly offered. All of the courses get you to the point of being able to do what is necessary to succeed, and are rigorous and demanding to impress upon students the level of effort and commitment necessary to succeed at UW-Parkside. I took a developmental reading course during my first semester here (after a couple of decades out on the street) and I can attest to the fact that your mind and imagination will seldom lie dormant if you enroll in one of the courses. / Tutoring is arranged and provided by Learning Assistance, either on a walk-in or appointment basis. Math, chemistry, and writing assistance is most common, but if another concentration must be mastered, Learning Assistance can likely recruit, schedule, and develop tutoring assistance. Bailey stated that "There are campuses that charge for these services. Ours are free." Consulting with other campuses is effective in determining the most feasible plan when an approach is developed, and the needs are always changing. The Academic ResourceC enter has been featured in other Ranger articles in the past The ARC, part of Learning Assistance, cannot be mentioned often enough to the students of this campus. You don't need to have severe difficulty to use the services of the ARC. Would you like to turn a "C" into a" B", ora "B" intoa n "A"? If ARC services are utilized, you may be able to do just that According toLateshaJude,astudentemployee of the ARC, "It's a great opportunity for students to takea dvantage of help in many areas." Whether your nemesis is math, writing, or even foreign languages or history, the ARC can probably help you. The Writing Center, also previously featured in several Ranger articles, including this column, is part of the Academic Resource Center. Writing Specialist Mason is hoping for installation of more computers for revisions. Students may be able to do revisions right in classes "So they can immediately see the benefit of it." Mason also stated "We're looking at options to expand services with a diminishing budget." If anyd epartment can figure out a way to do that, Learning Assistance is the one. Anyone can need assistance at some time. Take advantage of Learning Assistance services. The grades you receive will be your own, so make the most of your measurement on the most widely used academic barometer. The hours Learning Assistance services are available are quite liberal, so stop down to the D-l levelofWLLC and check it out. In last week's Spotlight on Counseling and Testing, Program Assistant Margie Glassman's last name was incorrectly listed Gleason. Our apologiesto Margie. Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part IV Ranger, Page 6 Entertainment April 25,1991 Battle of the bands to bring local talent to UW-Parkside by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor If you've been looking fo r a bargain, look no further. Battle of the Bands is back! The fourth annual Battle of the Bands is about to explode in the Cafeteriao n Friday, April 26. Doors open at 7 pm, and the event will last until approximately 11:30 pm. The "Battle of the Bands'* idea originated four years ago when a band cancelled their performance. PAB had to think of something to fill its {dace, and since many local bands were always asking PAB if they could play at die dances, PAB decided to put together the competition. In the beginning, a stipulation was included that only bands with at least one Parkside student could compete, but this rule has been eliminated to give all bands an equal chance of winning. Co-chairpersons for this year's Battle of the Bands are Dennis Brodjeski and Frank Mejia. Brodjeski coordinated the event last year and was extremely pleased with how things came together. From all indications, competition was extremely tough. In previous years, only the top five bands were allowed to compete for prizes, but this year the competition was so fierce that six bands will be competing. The decision between the top bands was so close... even on a secret ballot vote, no decision could be made for only five bands," remarked Mejia. The lucky six bands in order of appearance are as follows: 1. RJEX-jazz oriented (Kenosha) 2. 2 Much-synthesizer two-member band (Racine) 3. Negative 13 - original rock (Kenosha) 4. Malevolence • thrash (Racine) 5. Fruit Salad - rap funk rock band (Racine) 6. Stript Jypsy - heavy metal (Kenosha) One element to take notice of is that two high school bands were selected to appear. Fruit Salad and 2 Much are both formed by students from Case High School in Racine. They (Fruit Salad) are going to surprise a lot ref" people at Battle," stated Mejia. Negative 13 justrecentlycame back from Colorado. Originally from Kenosha, they moved out west to wok on the crowd out there. Another contestant, R.E.X., plays mostly in the Wisconsin and Illinois area. People might have heard of Stript Jypsy as they appear to be pretty popular in this area. Rom the numerous bands that applied last year, only a couple reapplied for this year's competiton, none taking one of the top six positions. The Battle of the Bands competition could not take place without the judges who willingly give up their Friday evening to judge the event Those volunteers are Vic Thomas - Summerfest, Mark Krueger - 93 QFM, Frank Falduto - Kenosha music store and Jim Selovich - music agent (previously DJ on Rock 95). Clear Wihg Audio of Brookfield has been kind enough to donate thes ound system for this year's event Few if any of the bands have had a chance to play with this high level of equipment before now. This will play a factor in the decision for the winner of the Battle of the Bands. The six bands will compete for three prizes: first place - a paid invitation to play at Summerfest second place - $200 and third place - $100. However, there is a chance for anot her band not placing first to play at Summerfest as well. Thomas will be judging sound and quality of the bands, and the possibility does exist because in previous years, more than one band has had that opportunity. Mejia feels strongly that this year's Battle of the Bands is THE best one yet "We're growing so much. It's getting bigger and better every year." He thinks that a major reason for the improvement Women and science: Preparing for the future Women and science will be the topic of several campus events geared toward young women from Kenosha and Racine junior high schools. Sponsored by the University of Wisconsin Women's Studies Consortium and the UW-Extension, the "Women and Science Days" are designed to encourage women to explore scientific fields and careers. Anne Fausto-Sterling, professor of medical science at Brown University and authorof "Myths of Gender. Biological Theories about Women and Men," will speak on Thursday, April 25 from 7 to 9:30 pm in Molinaro 111. Nationally recognized for her MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! ACK &W* M H 3700 Meachem Rd Racine study of the roles of women and minorities in science, Fausto-Sterling will discuss "Diversifying Science: Who will do Science in the Year 2000?" A post-lecture discussion will feature a UW-Parkside faculty panel represented by Joseph Balsano, professor of biological sciences; Anna Maria Williams, emeritus professor of biological sciences; and Doris Nice, mathematics lecturer. This event is designed for educators, parents, and eighth grade girls. Students are admitted free and adult admission is $3.50. Preregistiation is required. On Friday, April 26, the University is hosting "Science Career Day" featuring hands-on demonstrations, tours of Parkside research Doctors of color program Continued from Page 1 human bones, x-rays, and a cadaver. "I liked the anatomy. I never saw a human body cut open and all of the insides. It was different," Folsom said. "I liked the X-rays, and I noticed how the cracks were different when your bones are fractured on the screen," Jackson said. "Out of all the presentations, anatomy was the best!," Mitchell added. Even though there were three Check our Checking! S No minimum balance S High interest with $250.00+ / 24 Hour telephone banking and bill paying Serving aU. UW-Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall - Room 286 *j£"i jm 553-2150 9:30-4:00 is the increased concentration on marketing. PAB's Live Entertainment Committee, as wella s Mejia, Brodjeski and others have sent news releases regarding the event to those in the area. Gateway, Carthage and all the high schools in the Racine and Kenosha areas have been targeted by this crew, as well as some bars. Mejia believes that the increased time spent cm marketi ng will benefit Parkside by drawing more people from the communities to Parkside. The six bands will not only be performing for the judges, they will also be playing for the agents in the audience, as well as the general audience. Part of the judging in the competition involves the crowd's response, so there's an incentive for you to swing on in to the Union Cafeteria on Friday, April 26. Doors open at 7 pm. If you need another incentive, remember this: where else can you hear six (count them - six!) bands for only $3 or $4? labs, and discussions with female professionals in science-related careers. Presenters from local industries, private medical practices, the state government, and the university will participate. For further information, call the Parkside School of Science and Technology at553-2140 or the Office of Continuing Education at 553-2312. students present at the workshop, there are a total of 24 students that have participated in the DOC program during the academic year. Students from area high schools, including Case, Horlick and Park, all in Racine; and Bradford, Tremper, and St. Joseph's, all of Kenosha, are participating in die program. Dr. Williams hopes that the program will continue to attract more students. There is another DOC program offered in the summer for high school juniors and seniors who have a serious interest in a health profession and a GPA of 2.75 in a college preparatory sequence. The two-and-a-half week program consists of lectures, laboratory sessions, CPR training, field trips to five local professional schools and clinical observations with local practitioners. April 25,1991 - Opinion Special guest commentary R»PfiertPage7 Colorless at Parkside by Linda Rawlings-Dregne It was the falls emester, 1990, thai 1 entered UW-Parkside as a degree-seeking student Before the semester began, I attended an orientation- type day for new students. There were a few speakers and a slide show depicting how things were, generally, atP arkside. I was pleased with what I saw, so I thought Near die end of die program I began to feel uncomfortable, and started to ask questions. Larry Turner, a very nice gentleman from the Centerfor Educational and Cultural Advancement (CEC A) at Parkside, began to speak about the University ofWisconsin's policy on discrimination and harassment To me, this clearly seemed to be an issue that must always be presented to incoming students, and continuing students as well. The disturbing part, however, was the literature he passed out It was aimed to help us understand race discrimination. I thought that a definition might be appropriate because we all know that very often people discriminate without knowing they are doing so. My resultant feeling, though, was that of having been stabbed in the heart The handout stated in no uncertain terms, and I can quote this, that "All white people are racist" It went on to explain that while some black individuals can be racist not all blacks are racist Firstly, I do not consider myself a racist individual. Secondly, if we're going to argue about history and ancestors, which we did, then please, do not single me out Let us just say that we are all racist so as not to discriminate. (I have misplaced my American Heritage Dictionary, my Webster's is out-dated and doesn't include the word racist or any form of it, but the New World Dictionary of the American Language defines racism (racist) as a practice of racialism, which it defines as a doctrine or teaching containing insufficient scientific support asserting superiority of one race over another, while it defines discriminate as distinguishing, or recognizing differences between (things). While I questioned the appropriateness of presenting such literature as a definition to the tobe students of Parkside, I did not want to make an issue of it I expressed myself at the time it occurred. I felt that was enough. I am now, however, beginning to question the adherence of Parkside to the U.W. System's own policies on racism and discrimination. 1 am even beginning to question why I allow myself to pursue my education at a university, that in my eyes, openly practices racism and discrimination. I am hurt and distraught by the events that have occurred. On April 13,1991,1 received an announcement from the Center of Educational and Cultural Advancement (Culture: of or pertaining to culture; ideas,customs,skills, arts,etc., of a given people in a given period; civilization. New World Dictionary) requesting my presence as an "honoree" at the Fourth Annual Taking Care Of Business (TCB) Banquet. The announcement stated that it was "proud to recognize students and staff for outstanding achievement and graduation". The package included free admittance for myself. I was thrilled. I had worked very hard to bring my grades up. Asa disabled student with multiple physical problems and a learning disability, I was especially thrilled to hear of this recognition, not only of what it meant to me, but of what it might mean to other students with learning and educational barriers, like myself. In another letter, I was informed that this 'TCB" banquet was developed to recognize students of color for their academic achievements. Being white, I was a bit confused, but it had struck me yet that someone may have made a mistake. I just kept thinking thait t may have been developed for that purpose, but as time went on, they just expanded on the range of students to be considered for recognition. Sensible deduction, I thought I discussed the situation with my academic advisor, who then went to find out more about this banquet She advised CECA thatI am a white student, but felt I still deserved recognition. She was informed that I was already in their program for the evening events, but the director of CECA would have to make the decision of what to do. It was at that meeting with my advisor that I received my registration packet for the fall semester, where I noticed that my race and marital status of last semester had changed from unmarried and white to married and black. When the director of CECA found that I am actually white, a new program was developed for the banquet, without my name. I was informed that I am still welcome at the banquet, but will not be recognized because I am not a student of color. I plan to attend their banquet because I am proud of my achievement, and after all, I was invited. This whole mixup has caused me to think more about my accomplishments here at Parkside. It has also risen some questions in me about the CECA office, and Parkside in general. I feel now, because of this mistake, whomever responsible, and the earlier incident that CECA is interested solely in the sucess of students of color, and discriminates against students who are "colorless". After all, it was my GPA that signaled their attention to me, wasn't it? In actuality, it wasn't What CECA has is a list of students thadt iscriminates by color. It is from that list that they choose their candidates. Now, because I am white, I do not deserve recognition, I am a member of the out-group. Is this right? I realize that my accusations are strong, but like I said, I am feeling hurt and discriminated against by a Parkside organization. It has bean my observation that the prejudices developed by a group lead to discriminatory acts; as individuals we are free to choose whether we go along with the group's beliefs or not. At the University of Wisconsin-Paikside every student has just as much of a chance to succeed as the other. Why then is CECA saying that students of color are different than other students? Why has CECA developed this prejudice within themselves which has led them to discriminate and become racist? How many students are becoming part of this prejudice? Where does this colorless student fit in at the CECA event? Iam a student at UW-Parkside with an invite to go, as is any other UW-P student or staff. While I do not hold the prejudice CECA has presented, and pity them for their apparent need to prostitute differences in individuals, I was invited as a guest and intend to fulfill their request. My date has paid his $12.50 for the evenings events; he is proud of my acconl|)lishments. I intend to keep my emotions on this occassion to myself, and enjoy the evening, while I applaud those individuals who were fortunate enough to fit the stereotype. As for my recognition, I now feel that I would not accept ite ven if I werea "student of color". Sexual harassment; learning disability? by Dennis Kaczanowski Special to the Ranger A tender squeeze of the arm when s peaking in the hallway, a quick grab of the rear ata crowded party, rude noises or remarks aimed at another. These all seem minor at first glance. In actuality, these instances are examples of sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is portrayed in the movies and on television so often that it seems commonplace in today's society. Sexual harassment is unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and any other physical, written, or verbal intimidation of any offensive nature where (l)compliance may be made a term or condition of a person's education or employment opportunities, or (2)in relationships among equals, when such harassment has a harmful effect on a person's ability to study or woik in the academic setting. Sexual harassment violates federal and state law, and the University ofWisconsin system policy. If the act of harassment includes offensive physical touching, it may be a criminal sexual assault In 1980, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission issued these guidelines of sexual harassment and deemed it a violation of civil rights. In other words. sexual harassment was not even legally defined until 11 years ago. Still, in a nation where one out of every four women is raped, and an even higher number is sexually harassed, in a nation where fewer than 1% of sexual harassment and rape allegations are falsified, oily about 60% of these crimes are ever reported. Many women feel that they are made to feel as if they were the instigators of the crime, and do not report the crime because they are made to feel they are the criminal. Some women believe handling the situation themselves would bring an end to the problem more simply. The process of legally dealing with an harasser or assaulter is time consuming and costly, with penalties being less severe than they should be. Ideas abound as to solutions to the problem. Some say what constitutes harassmen t should be made more clear. Others believe that the penalties should be made tougher, and hopefully act as a deterrent. Still others ask for self-defense programs tobe taughtin the schools. Should emphasis be placed on deterring or diminishing harassment? The idea that could carry the mostcredence as a solution is teaching. At impressionable ages, children emulate what they observe, and often times, what they see on TV or in the movies. Classes teaching children to have healthy, non-violent attitudes towards the opposite sex and relations therein could begin to help in diminishing some of the statistics adhered to earlier. Is the big screen teaching our children bad manners? Is life copying art? Tougher penalties and ka>- rate classes for youngsters may help in deterring sexual harassment, assault and rape. But, teaching our children that these are not responsible or respectable actions may be the better answer. Diminishing the problem altogether is better than only deterring it Ranger, Page 8 Feature April 25,1991 Image: very important for making that first impression by Dawn Malland Entertainment Editor Editor* s Note: This is the last of a three-part segment on how to dress for success and that all-important first interview. The Image Index for women is designed to test women's potential for getting ahead. It's also geared toward making the best first impression when in business and professional situations. To take this test, simply circle the number opposite the entry that best describes you. Then, total up your score according to the directions below and gauge your Image Index. BLOUSES: 1. Long-sleeved, silk or cotton, solid or small print, with conservative necklines. 2. Oxford cloth shirts with bows. 3. Lace and rufles, sheer fabrics or plunging necklines. SUITS: 1. Gassic cut, navy, grey or black, made of quality fabric and well-fitted. 2. Coordinating jacket and skirt in complimentary colors. 3. Never wear suits. DRESSES: 1. One or two-piece, natural fabric, classic sty ling, long sleeves, in navy, grey or black with a jacket 2. Same as above, without a jacket. 3. Ruffled, sheer or minidresses. SHOES: 1. Dress shoes,a lways freshly shined. 2. Casual ordress shoes, rarely shined. 3. Don't think about shining shoes. MAKE-UP: 1. Lighly applied to enhance features and coloring. 2. Don't always wear makeup. 3. Applied heavier so that everybody notices it. HAIR: 1. Classic style, well-groomed, shoulder length or shorter. 2. Generally groomed, no particular style. 3. Wear latest style to stand out. NAILS: 1. Manicure at least weekly. 2. Occasionally file and groom. 3. Wait until nails are chipped before polishing. JEWELRY: 1. Regularly wear one or two important things. 2. Wear small, barely noticeable jewelry. 3. Wear as much as possible. PURSES/BRIEFCASES 1. Carry one well-shined classic leather bag for everything. 2. Carry a well-organized briefcase and a purse. 3. Briefcase and/or purse is always overstuffed. HANDSHAKE: 1. Firm with men and women. 2. Only shake when a hand is offered. 3. Don't shake hands. EYE CONTACT: 1. Make frequent eye contact 2. Not comfortable looking at someone else often. 3. Normally look around the room or at feet POSTURE: 1. Usually stand and siterectly. 2. Don't pay attention. 3. Tend to slouch. Here's how to score your Image Index: Give yourself 6 points for every #1 answer, 3 points for every #2 answer and 0 points for ever #3 answer. If your total score is: (54-72) - Congratulations, you're on your way to success. (36-53) - You're on the right track, but have some work to do. (18-35) - Careful, you may be sabotaging your changes of getting ahead. There's still hope, though. (0-17) - You'vegotarealproblem. Without immediate action, vour chances of making a good first impression are virtually nil. Now that you've scored yourself with the Image Index, where do you go from here? Well, here are some tipst o helpy ou getahead. DO's for women: stay in polished basic pumps in colors harmonious with your outfit, wear a watch even if you don't feel you need it - it conveys an impression of reliability, wear one or two good pieces of jewelry. DONT's for women: matching shoes and handbags are not necessary, no fancy jewelry, no heavy-handed makeup. DO's for men: haveacoordinating- color handkerchief or pocket square, wear a watch - it conveys an impression of reliability. DONT's for men: matching pocket squares - not necessary any more, lack of a watch. The bottom line for both men and women is this: avoid the unexpected. The best shot at making an impression most often comes from avoiding surprise and not overdoing any aspect of your dress. "TCB" BANQUET Student Recognition Banquet Friday, April 26. 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM Galbraith Room Tickets Available in CECA Office. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SCKISWRAP miGriwmk 1 '""'l Socfsel Launched Former Notre Dame Safeatfest mm ; ' ••• • B% Chief By theN umbers::: G et alitfee ::imppitant •• •' 'x '• , ' . • • ^ • • • |Pof Title -vKi:-5 -3 : ' '3u'3:- 33-;:3!.S •'.• : ;S4, ;|#|M . 3 '.;.3' '•••5 '3 '33 Big innings power I NO mercy for Rangers at Mt. Mercy tourney Rangers in sweep By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The UW-Parkside baseball team powered their way to their sixth and seventh straight wins by way of the big inning at Northeastern, IL. In theiropener with the Eagles, the Rangersbuilt themselves a 4-1 lead before erropting for five runs in the seventh inning. With one out and two on in the seventh, Greg Green opened the flood gates with a run scoring single. AftaawalktoKyleKnothe, Ron Bills and Dave Coughlin each connected on two run singles to give the Rangers a 9-1 cushion. Starting pitcher, Kelly Zielinski, gave up a solo home run in the bottom half of the seventh, but he would allow the Eagles no closer. He walked four and struck out four, giving up just two hits in notching his fourth win of the season. In game two, it never looked like die big inning would arrive. The Rangers tallied single runs in both the first and second innings, but UW-Parkside starter, Jeff Fennrick, was tatooed for five runs in just one and one-third innings. He gave way to Ross Kalinowski in the second, with the Rangers down 5-2. After retiring the first batter he faced, Kalinowski walked Randy Splitt, then surrendered a two-run homer to Mark Calarco. A pair of errors fueled the Northeastern rally further, which finally ended with the Eagles up 9-2. TheRangerspeckedawaywith single runs in the fourth and fifth, as their bull-pen, with Mark Crandall and Jeff Konczal at the helm, kept the Eagles from adding to their lead. Finally, in the sixth inning, the Rangers had a response to Northeastern's seven-run second. With one out and two on, Bob (Fabs) Hall singled to drive in a run. He was forced at second on Hollenbeck's gro under to third, putting runners at the comers with two away. Enter the Rangers demonstration of the word: hit parade. Six straight batters responded with hits. Marc Thompson doubled home a pair of runs to make it a 9- 7 game. Dominic Delrose then smashed his fourth hit of the game, this a run-scoring triple to pull them within a run. Caccioppo was next, bringing home Delrose with the tying run on a single. After Green singled, Knothe got his second hit of the frame with an RBI single. Finally, see Hit Parade, B2 By TEDMcINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor No mercy. That is just what the UW-Parkside Ranger women's Softball team received this weekend as they lost six, that's right six games in a row in their annual visit to the Mt Mercy tournament in DeBuque Iowa last Saturday and Sunday. The six losses boosted the Rangers current losing streak to seven in a row, their longest of the season. UW-Parkside's record is now 11-16. All six losses can be attributed to one category, errors. UW-Parkside committed 29 errors in the six games to their opponents 14. Errors are becoming an all too familiar problem for the young Ranger team. This year they have tallied 67 errors in just 26 games and have a .948 fielding percentage. Obviously, coach Linda Draft is not pleased with the errors, but she is very positive of her team. "If we have to play like that, it came at a good time in the season. Better now than at the tournament." Trouble began for the Rangers Saturday, the tourney's first day. In game one of the seven team round robin tournament, UW-Parkside lost to St Mary's College of Iowa 8-2. Pitcher Natalie Kruizenga gave up 12 hits in six innings and got the loss. St Mary's, the 16th ranked team nationally, began the scoring in the third with four runs on a walk, steal, two hits and two errors. In the top of the fourth, UW-Parkside got a run but then gave up three more on four consecutive base hits and a bunt Each team scored once in the fifth to end the offense at 8-2. Although UW-Parkside's Kruizenga did not have a good outing, coach Draft used her see Softball, B4 All-Time Ranger Baseball Individual Records JEFFREDCOWSKI 12 vs Northeastern, H 04/26/89 Competition too tough in Golfers capture title Whitewater as Ranger , l\yf A ¥ *# women place tenth at JVIA1 IflVltC Pizza Hut Invitational Agazzi, Schnieder lead Ranger attack Consecutive shut-out innings Doubles (game) AI Hitting Streak (games) RBIs (game) I7.661J JEFF LEMMERMANN 03/19/88-04/17/88 ARMAND BQNQFKHJO 04/01/88-05/06/88 By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer Excellent competition, higft winds and a young Ranger team did nothing to help the Rangers in their team scoring this past Saturday at the Pizza Hut-Warhawk Invitational at UW-Whitewater. A dominant UW-Oshkosh team ran circles around its competition, as Augustana was in second place and finished 58 points be- See Runners, B2 By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside golfers placed two men in the top five in Madison cm Monday, including co-champion Tom Agazzi, en route to a first place finish in the MATC Invitational at Cherokee Country Club. Agazzi fired a one ova-par 73 and Mark Scnhieda shot a two ova par 74 to pace a solid Ranga attack. Agazzi tied for first place honors with Kent Higley of UW-Eau Claire and Zack Heusser of UW-LaCrosse, while Schnieder tied with Dirk Willis ofUW-Platteville in the fourth position. See Golfers, B4 Rocket's Canadian launch lies on McNall W- - . !i J• §J ^f DByA VID jkJh Columnist That is, there is nothing sacred that money can't buy. Bruce McNall, the man who was able to steal Wayne Gretzky from pnflriji, has now returned the favor by giving Canada "The Rocket" Raghib "Rocket" Ismail was expected to be the first pick in Sunday's National Football League draft Instead, Ismail accepted an offer to play for the Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian Football League. Ismail will make up to $26 million over the next four years, making him the highest paid football player in the world. That is, if you consider the CFL a football league. How does a man whoc ouldn'teven win the Heisman Trophy become the highest paid football player in the world? By selling his soul to the devil, or in this case, McNall. What are the Argonauts going to do with a real football player? Giving them Ismail is like giving the UW-Parkside basketball team Michael Jordan. They still will be a bad team and they still won' t have any fans. I'm not blaming Ismail. I wouldn't turn down $26 million either. It is McNall's head I want He doesn't deserve Ismail or Gretzky. He deserves to be eaten by a moose on the way home from an Argonauts game. Ismail isn't the only one selling his soul to the devil. MarkSpitz, who I consider to be the greatest amateur athlete of all time, is attempting a comeback at age 41. Clairol Option men's hair coloring is paying him up to $55,000 to swim two 50 meter races. Spitz will be swimming against world record holders Tom Jager and Matt Biondi. Spitz, at 41, doesn't belong in the water with these two athletes. He sure doesn't deserve to get $55,000 for two races that take less than 30 seconds. Mark Spitz and Rocket Ismail. Who will be next? Guest XrticCt Title 9's reaches affecting Ranger athletics By Stacey Stankh Guest Writer Budget cuts have been felt across the University of Wisconsin Parkside campus not only on the academic and facility side of the campus but also in athletics. The equality of men's and women's sports referred to as, "Title 9", has been of great concern for many colleges and universities across the United States. Herea t UW-Parkside the push for Title 9 has also been of some concern, however implementing Title 9 does not seem at all possible when looking at the current financial situation "There is no way we can possibly reach equality. We do not have the faculty, facilities or budget to properly adhere to the demands of another sport," stated Assistant Athletic Director and Softball Coach Linda Draft In 1972 the United States Su- Hit Parade Rangers sweep continued from front page Bills added another run-scoring single to put a cap on the seven-run inning. Konczal made the lead stand up, allowing only one un-eamed run in the seventh to record the victory, going the final three innings of the contest The win was the teams seventh straight giving them a 12-9 Runners, from B1 mark on the season. Breu shines in a disapointing Ranger finish hind the Titans. UW-Oshkoshtook second in the nation during the indoor season. Augustana is the perennial powerhouse in theCCIW. For Coach DeWitt, the tenth place finish wasn'tas frustrating as he felt it was for some of the runners. Coach DeWitt noted, "We are just finishing up our building work, most of the girls have done an excellent job in their workouts." With only four upperclassmen running in the meet, the Ranger youth were beaten by some very good runners. Coach DeWitt emphasized that they are only half way through the season and is looking forward to next year at the same meet when, with another year experience his runners will get to see how much their work pays off and their times improve. Tricia Breu shined in the 3000m run(10:44.71), finishing second the highest Ranger finisher of the meet. She was followed by Jennifer Zalewski in tenth at 11:17.2. The Ranger relay teams also faired well in the mile, sprint medley and the400m relay. JaneKunz, Kim Avery, Pam Downing and Veronica Chamlee ran a 4:11.77 in the mileforafourth place finish. In the sprint medley, Kim and Pam ran again, this time with Anne Thayer and Jane Kunz coming in at 1:55.18 for a second fourth place finish. In sixth, the 400m relay teamrana:53.79. The lead leg was run by Anne Thayer followed by Lisa Majerle and Lori Wilkens, anchored by Dee Dee Roche. The 5000m run saw two more Rangers crossing in the top 10 to pick up points. Wendy Orlowski andTaraRoy took 7 th and 8th with times of 19:10.41 and 19:16.13. Jane Kunz was good enough for 8 th in the200m dash at a time of :27.13. Rounding out the Rangers scoring was Jenny Gross and Veronica Chamlee in the 1500 meters taking 6th and 7 th with times of 4:58.31 and 5:00.51. Without any good weather to run in this spring, times have been slower than expected for the young Rangers. This can have a terrible effect on the underclassmen being disappointed in their times. Coach DeWitt is trying to install confidence into his team and hopes betterweather and their speed workouts will help their times in the next couple of weeks. The girls leave Friday for and early start at Hillsdale, Michigan on Saturday. The girls hope a change of state can improve on their times. preme Court passed the ninth Edu- has been at Parkside for fourteen cation Amendment which states: years. During this time she has Noperson in the United States shall, seen six programs for both women on the basis of sex, be excluded and men cut completely due to lack from participation in, be denied the of a proper budget These programs benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance. Title 9 does notrequire identical programs for male and females. For example, a member of the opposite sex must be permitted to try out for the team, however, if two conditions are met: the team is not a contact sport, and opportunities for members of that sex were limited in the past It also includes the equality of the number of sports offered to women as compared to men. "If the men have nine programs the women must also have nine programs unless the campus consists of a ratio of 6 men to every onewoman," clarified Draft The main concern of the Parkside Athletic Department is not the number of women's sports programs versus the number of men's sport programs. The concern to properly fund the equality in which is being pursued. Draft are women's and men's tennis, gymnastics, fencing, badminton, swimming and diving. Four full-time coaching positions have been also eliminated. "It is not as if we feel we are being discriminated against because we know the university as a whole is also struggling with the current financial situation. But the pressure to add another women's sport can not be fulfilled right now. You can not expect part-time coaches to do the work of a full time coach," stated Draft The proposal the Athletic Department has decided on is not to subtract a men's sport If a women's sport has to be added the proposed addition is women's soccer. Draft stated, "Until the programs that we have are properly funded and the coaches brought back to full-time status, we cannot even begin to think of adding another program. Title 9 or no Title 9 we have to do what is best for our situation." Jordan only man that can dispel 'The Curse' HUSH • B, JIM 1011 Columnist The Chicago Bulls finished up the regular season at 61-21, an all-time club record. Michael Jordan won his fifth straight sewing title with an average of over 30 points per game and he has a good chance of winning the league MVP award. The Bulls finished 11 games ahead of the World Champion Detroit Pistons. The Bulls finished 5 games ahead of the aged Boston Celtics. The Bulls start the play-offs, and end them, with home court advantage. The Bulls start out against New York, a pesky team that could, but shouldn't, cause problems. That's all good news, right? Then why am I starting to think of the "Chicago Curse" so much? The "Chicago Curse" is well known to Chicagoans. It is the only thing that stops our teams froth winning it all. Only the 1985 Bears, the legendary '85 Bears, were the only team in recent history able to get past "the Curse". The '83 Sox couldn't, the '89 Cubs couldn't, the '90 Sox couldn't, the '90-'91 Hawks couldn't And that was just about two weeks ago. So how could the Bulls do it? The same way the Bears did; on the back of a super-star. The Bears had Payton, the Bulls have Jordan. UVV - PARKSIDK I tASKBALL BOX SCORKS UW-Milwaukee at UW-Parkside GAME 1 UW-Milwanfcee UW-PARKSIDB t k r MoKunioti2b3 0 Neobslf 2 Koteckirf Yagadiniii Rjbehllb J*nkowki3b Bawideicf Rikaii McGinleyc Totak 23 t UW-Milwiukee UW-Psbide I M ikr I H 1 0 Hflnhckcf 2 1 1 0 0 0 Thmjxaa 3 0 12 0 0 Debwerf 3 0 0 0 0 0 Ccdopo3b3 0 1 0 0 0 G r e e n 2 b 3 1 1 0 0 0 Knothelb 3 0 0 0 0 0 BQlidb 10 0 0 0 0 HaUlf 2 10 0 1 0 Cmjk 110 0 2 0 Totab 21 4 4 2 000 000 0-0 040 000 X—4 EJtabdiL L0B:UW-MH*«fee3, UW-Ptknde 1 Z&Greeae. 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LOB:UW-hflwaukc 3, UW- UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Parkside 6.2B:Thomp(oa, Koothe. HRrYagadmski. SF. Feanriek 13 4 5 5 1 0 Bilb. SB: HoUenbeck. CS: Kootfae. Kalinowski 151 1 3 4 2 4 0 GmdaU 2 1 0 0 2 1 UW-MBmaktc IP H R ERW K Karal W 3 2 10 15 Tijicr L 6 8 2 2 3 2 Northeastern IP H R ERW K UW-Pariuide IP H R ERW K Barfcll L 53 17 10 10 0 0 Feanriek W 7 2 1 1 2 3 1 SamweS 157 3 1 1 0 0 I \\ '•PARKSIDK BASKBA1.L STATISTICS Through 04/22/91 Record: 12-9 HITTING Naaw (7 IN ABR H 28 1 HoHcabock20 132 59 19 24 9 2 Deluxe 19 134 65 11 25 6 3 Caccioppo 20 136 55 15 20 5 4 Bilk 17 109 47 S 15 3 5 Diedrich 14 74 30 7 9 1 6 Green 20 137 64 16 18 4 7 Koothe 18 123 5013 14 3 8 Cooghlia 18 11237 9 9 3 9 Ibompwn 20 138 76 14 18 7 10 Hall 20 132 55 5 10 1 11 Cortex 7 22 8 0 2 0 12 Beger 4 23 7 2 3 1 13 Othere 9 3211 3 2 0 totab 2014056412216943 3BHRRBIBBKHBSBSASF AVE JLG 2 0 5 13 11 0 6 8 0 0407 0627 2 1 13 6 12 0 4 6 0 0385 0585 0 1 12 10 8 3 2 2 3 0364 0509 0 0 14 2 6 0 1 1 3 0319 0383 0 0 8 5 9 0 0 0 0 0300 0333 3 0 9 1 4 4 2 3 0 0281 0438 0 0 9 3 1 0 1 1 0 0280 0340 1 0 6 1 3 0 4 4 0 0243 0378 1 0 17 2 12 0 4 5 1 0237 0355 0 0 4 6 12 1 2 2 0 0182 0200 10 0 1 3 0 4 4 0 0250 0500 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0429 0571 0 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0182 0182 10 2 100 51 85 8 30 36 7 0300 0422 FIELDING t I po fld% 2 33 0572 4 45 0980 29 15 0863 4 46 0962 2 22 0960 36 24 09 84 4 69 0912 0 0 0500 39 19 0892 0 22 1500 0 2 1500 2 4 0500 2 3 0714 30124304 .934 PITCHING Name GGS 1 Hdt 2 TMmrii 3 Korrzal 4 Cnndall 5 Crtea 5 6 Feanriek 7 7 PhiLipi 5 8 K&omkiS 9 Lotadcfl 4 0 8 7 9 1 7 2 IN 9133 48 4 18.67 4 16.67 0 633 1 29 2 1267 1 7.67 0 3 0 WL 0 1 Mas 29 20 15 13412 9 R ERH I B 2 14 4 11 10 25 20 9 5 15 13 5 5 13 11 4 2 1 2 10 20 17 24 16 10 8 10 8 12 7 9 5 7 3 4 3 SO 48116 90 2B 3B HRBB K WPHB SV ERA BF 0 0 0 7 2 0 0 1 096 38 4 0 1 15 28 0 0 0 157 153 2 0 0 4 20 1 1 0 241 87 1 1 0 12 15 4 1 1 270 60 2 0 0 3 5 0 0 0 284 33 3 3 2 15 10 7 1 0 528 116 200 10 7000 558 64 3 0 1 8 5 0 1 0 821 36 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 950 20 17 5 478 92124 2 345 607 GOLF MATC Invitational Cherokee C.C., Madison, WI April 22,1991 Team Results UW-Paikside 383 UW-Eau Claire 389 MATC 394 UW-Stevens Point 396 College of DuPage 401 UW-LaCrosse 402 UW-Platteville 405 MSOE 430 Ripon 451 UW-Oshkosh NTS Medalists It Tom Agazzi (UW-Parkside) 73 It Zack Heuaser (UW-LaCrosae) 73 ltKenlHigley (UW-Eau Claire)73 4tMauk Schnieder(UW-Park side)74 4t Dirk Willis (UW-PtaOeville) 74 UW-Parkskie Scoring Summary INTRAMURAL HOC KFY Par 72 (36*36) Mark Schnieder 39-35 74 Steve Gerber 39-39 78 Paul Cornell 43-38 81 Tom Agazzi 35-38 73 MattKoehler 39-44 83* Joe Dahl strom 37-40 T1 Totals (Top 5 Scores) 383 * Did not count in team score TRACK X FIK1J ) Pizza Hut-Warhawk Invitational UW-Parkside Finishers Mens Results 5000 m Steve Rocha Kiit MiHer 800m EricM ay Mite Relay 7. Ken Byoea Eric May Kevin Collins Tom Schmierer 110 High Hurdles Kurt Johnson 15:49.9 16:03.0 1:58.4 3:33.9 15:48 Womens Results 5000m Run 7. Wendy Oriowski 19:10.41 8. TaraRoy 19:16J3 Sprint Medley Relay 4. Anne Thayer 1:55.18 Kim Avery Pam Downing Jane Kunz 400m Relay 6. Anne Thayer J3.79 LisaMajerie Lori Wilkens Dee Dee Roche 1500m Run 6. Jenny Gross 4:58.31 7. Veronica Chamlee 5:00.51 KeDy Watson 5:09.90 Julie Rader 5:38 JO 400m Dash Lori Wilkens 1:05.53 Javelin Lori Wilkens 80'6" 100m Dash 5. Pam Downing :12.77 Anne Thayer : 13.31 200m Dash 8. Jane Kunz :27.13 3000m Run 2. TriciaBreu 10:44.71 10. Jennifer Zalewski 11:1720 Current Standings Team YL L I Puckers 5 0 0 10 Killer Avacodos 3 1 0 6 Grapplers 2 1 1 5 Brain Grenades 2 3 0 4 Big Shooters 1 2 1 3 Hansen Brothers 1 3 0 2 Thursday's Results Puckers 2 Grapplers 1 Scoring Puckers- Johnson from (Caccioppo), Thompson from (Hemer) Grapplers-Schmidt from (Dutton) Killer Avacados 4 Brain Grenades 1 Scoring Killer Avacados- Sholler,Alton,Lindsey, Lindsey from Alton Brain Grenades- Bedore unassisted end of regular season PLAYOFFS TUESDAY, APRIL 23 Game 1 Puckers 8 Brain Grenades 0 ScorlngrPuckers 1. Caccioppo from Rogers 2. Rogers from Johnson 3. Hemer unassisted 4. Johnson from Lemmerman 5. Caccioppo from Hemer 6. Johnson from Mueller 7. Hemer from Johnson 8. Hemer unassisted Brain Grenades No Scoring Game 2 Grapplers Killer Avacodos Grapplers Scoring 1. Tiedt unassisted 2. Schmidt unassisted 3. Dutton unassisted 4. Dutton unassisted Killer Avacodos Scoring 1. Swanson from Scholler 2. Swanson unassisted 3. Swanson unassisted Championship Game Tuesday, April 30 7:00 Puckers vs. Grapplers UW-PartoM* m Wartbirg Cubes Hum Krnbenc* MUkuUki, Ja NowdassU Pilubicki Pact Plot SieUff Stepbam Wright AB R 2 0 0 0 H RBI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 10 UW-Pukrtfe Wutbars 26 0 73 4 6 6 6 2 lIW-Fvktkb v*. ML M«rcy AB R H RBI Cubes 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 12 0 MSabki, Ja 3 0 10 NowdomU 3 0 2 0 Mubictd 2 0 0 0 Peca 3 10 0 SieUff 3 0 0 0 Stock 3 0 10 Wrixfc 4 Q fi 0. UW-Puknfe ML Mercy 28 2 6 23 7 7 1 SOU FIFA LI. STMMARIKS • i ' irW.Parkfhb tn. Coe College UW-Parksid. n CojumbU AB R H RBI AB R H RBI Cubes 2 1 0 0 Cuban 3 0 0 0 Rrantnxn 3 0 1 1 Ham 2 0 1 0 Husen 4 1 l 1 MtksUki, J* 3 0 0 0 Kuban 0 0 0 0 MikaUki, Ja 2 0 0 0 Mikobki.Jm 1 0 0 0 Nowdoenakj 3 0 0 0 NowdonaU 2 0 0 0 Palabkki 0 1 0 Paiobkb 3 0 2 1 SieUff 3 0 " 1 0 Pea 2 0 0 0 Stephen 3 0 0 0 Pirn 1 0 0 0 Stock 2 0 1 0 SieUff 2 0 0 0 WrfaM 1 Q JL Stock 2 1 0 0 UW-Pufasb 23 0 4 0 Wright 4 2 3 0 Columbia 27 3 7 0 UW-Pukritb 28 3 7 3 Co* 33 7 10 S UW-ParkaM* n. St FVaocb UW-rwUd* at SL Mary** AB R H RBI AB R H RBI Cubes 3 0 0 0 Hum 3 0 0 0 Hmaea 4 0 1 1 Kraiaemga 0 0 0 0 Konusi 2 0 1 0 MikaUki, Ja 1 1 0 0 MiuUki. Ja 0 0 Nowdotnki 3 0 0 0 Novdomrid 3 1 1 1 Palabkki 3 0 0 0 Palabkb 3 1 1 0 Pea 3 0 0 0 ft*j 4 1 1 0 Bo. 1 0 0 0 Fits 3 1 1 0 SiaUff 0 1 0 SieUff 3 0 1 0 Stephen 3 0 0 0 Stock 2 0 0 Stock 2 1 1 1 Wrifht 4 0 3 0 Wright 3 0 2 0 UW-Puktbb 31 10 T UW-Pukrido 74 2 4 T SL Prodi 38 8 12 0 SLMuy'* 30 8 12 8 Errors costly as Ranger women drop six straight — 1 ~a n An-OTictont rrvmmittino continued from front page throughout the game to preserve her other players for later in the toumey. Later the same day, the Rangers faced ML Mercy College, die host school, andlost 7-2. Paikside's Jeanne Esselman got the loss going the distance. In the bottom of the third, ML Mercy jumped on the scoreboard with a lead off walk, a sacrifice bunt another walk and a base hiL UW-Parkside scored twice in the fourth but in gave up three in the fifth and the sixth. The story of this game was errors, UW-Parkside committed six errors which allowed five of the seven ML Mercy runs to score. "We haven't had players demonstrate that they are head and shoulders above the others and we keep trying them at different positions," said Draft of her team's inability to Jeanne Esselman play error free ball Game three, the Rangers last game Saturday, was, in the eyes of coach Draft, "The best game we've played all season. I never saw us with so much hustle, desire and wmmsmgmiBMii MMMWMW- : v • '••i ;1: • . . • 1 L'i.'rV:-: • • • . :: ; Illegal parkers no match lUW-Parkside's finest x:V;r 'T • '• V ; " : • '• . •' :: b&seb&ll I' sleep safely under ; • •: • . ' ••, ; : 1 y & • • • . •' • '' ' • V:£#4--' . "--5 . : . . • : •" , ... ... "• : / ' • ' .. . ; : ; • :j;;' :-v' :i:. "?• : : / : . / ' ' . ' ' • • ' ' ^ • . ' • . ' .. • '• • . ' ' ..• " --••• • ' '• •/'I ^ . ' : • T:ot only infected the that -day»but :tbey hadal$c taken ttpposltioo on thesouth»de a highway Evan entire Xf'7v-; doers: aireadyscaredby tiwpow^tful dispiaytriey just witnessed against: ibchgr^paririh^e^'iii& Flasltiogred^blue^^ trrbeaB thai llipiiessagc bus been ck&iysertL If youVs going to park iSegallyy: :you might 83 weH doit somewhere else- UW-Paiksidc's security is on; M iuid:t^:isve^ keJrosl»^:fih^t behind them, Ho matter what the intensity, itwas really agreat game to watch." With all the compliments given to her team, you would think die Rangers won but the praise was given following a losing effort as Columbia ended up on top 3-0. Columbia scored its very first batter of the game with great run production. The lead-off hitter got a base hit was sacrifice bunted to second and scored on a two out base hiL The rest of the game saw diving catches by the Ranger fielders and an all-around great defensive effort The Rangers broke down defensively in the seventh and gave up two more runs on an error and two base hits off pitcher Beth Hansen. "I'm happy we play so well, because they know they can be there at the end of the season." Day two had the Rangers getting up at the crack of dawn and Beth Hansen heading out to the park for a nine o'clock starting time. Coe University from DeBuque was the Ranger foe in a 7-5 loss far their fourth straight in the tourney. Pitcher Jeanne Esselman gave up four earned runs in seven innings as her defense once again seemed non-existant committing five errors and failing to play balls hit near them. The Rangers gave up six runs in the seventh on four hits and three errors. Next the Rangers Hansen took to the mound again los ing to SL Francis 8-4 and once again UWParkside committed five errors which was the story in the loss. In the sixth with the game tied at four SL Frances came up with four funs on three singles, a double, a sacrifice fly, a walk and of course an error. "Our bats were dry all weekend," said Draft "And we could not get anyone ouL" Finally the last game of the toumey came and UW-Parkside failed to get on the scoreboard losing to Wartburg College 4-0. "If they can remember the positive game we had against Columbia, and use that as a light for the future it will be ok. Golfers, from B1 Golfers pack their bags for two day Wisconsin road swing Also finishing strong for UWParkside woe Joe Dahlstrom and Steve Gerber, shooting 77 and 78 respectively. PaulConnell and Matt Koehler rounded out the Ranger scoring with scores of 81 and 83. The Rangers totaled 383 strokes on the day, six less than second place finisher UW-Eau Claire and 11 less than third place finisher and host MATC. The links ters played in the Carthage/Whitewater Invite on Wednesday at Bristol Oaks Country Club in a tune up for their Central Wisonsin road trip next week. The Rangers will travel to Stevens Point and Neekosa next Monday and Tuesday to take part in the Pointer Invitational at Stevens Point Country Club and the Lake Arrowhead Invite at lake Arrowhead Country Club. The two meets will feature competition from fellow UW system schools as well as some other state colleges. The "Northern Swing" will provide a good opportunity for the Rangers to test their endurance in back-to-back meets and will help them in their preparation fa- the NCAA National Toumey in May. Sign Up Now End of the Year Extravaganza La : lllMlliilS|Bl!ll SaffoibjiOE Sign-up sheets available In the Phys. Ed. or Ranger Offices. mtimmftmrni Agazzi is master of MATC invite The PGA crowned Ian Woosnam as it's 1991 Masters Champion just over a week ago, but since "Woosy" isn't a UW-Parkside student, this week IBM and the Ranger salute fellow linkster Tom Agazzi as our Athlete of the Week. Agazzi, a sophomore, shot a one over par 73 at Cherokee Country Club in Madison, Wisconsin on Monday, capturing co-champion honors while leading the Rangers to the MATC Invitational tournament title. Tom is a native of South Carolina and has been playing golf since his freshman year of high school. Tom moved to Wisconsin with his parents after his graduation from Irmo High School in Columbia, S.C. in 1989 and joined the Ranger squad that same year. According to Agazzi, the golf courses of South Carolina and Wisconsin are very comparable. "A golf course is a golf course," said Agazzi. After 16 holes at Cherokee, Agazzi stood at one under par, but threeputts on the last two holes led to two bogies and a one over par 74 for the round. "I should have played better," said Agazzi, "I hit the ball pretty well, but I missed alot of putts." Tom Agazzi Congradulations, Tom. What size jacket do you wear? April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Far-Out Days by Moss When I was in fifth grade our Science teacher, a total hippie, decided it would be "real cool" to have the class drop eggs from the tallest slide on the playground. He gave us a little flimsy cardboard box t o put our egg in. We could put anything inside it to cushion the egg's impact The idea was to try and drop the egg from the top of the slide without it cracking. We couldn't use parachutes, lines, or fish eggs: and they couldn't be hard boiled either. (And they had to be checked out with him first) A week later everyone had scribbled colorful designs on the outside of their boxes with what they thought would be their successful craft to land their egg safely back down to earth. The day had come to drop our eggs. One of my friends.,the class comedian, played "Taps" on his cornet as people "did the egg drop". The success rate was close tos eventy five percent (myself included). Now many years lata-1 look at an egg and I am still amazed. Quite a unique structure, the egg retain great strength from its structural integrity. It is a great source of protein and other nutritional value. And it is used in so many of the things we eat. And the variations of it used just for breakfast! Gadzookes! They are endless. Just look in a cookbook. Or if you cook, you know what I am talking about. Presently I liveabovea little restaurant and recently acquired cooking skills. (I am tired of making myself grilled ham and cheese and toasted tunafish sandwiches everyday.) With the help from the cook downstairs, I have learned how to make omelets, poached eggs, scrambled eggs, fried eggs sunny-side up and overeasy. (And I might add that she was amazed and frightened by the different concoctions and combinations I make with y sandwiches.) This last weekend I got up around 11 am and felt that sheepish childlike feeling rushing through my veins. I made a little box out of thin cardboard and crammed it with paper and stuff. I had to know if I still had what it took from 5th grade. I was a man with a mission. Like James Bond. I chuckled as I placed an egg inside my cardboard craft and colored it quickly with crayons. I opened my window and let it drop onto the sidewalk below. The cook must have seen it drop and curiosity got the best of her. She was standing out on the sidewalk looking up at my window and back down again at the colored cardboard box. "Don't touch it!" I exclaimeda, nd she jumped back. Half-dressed I raced downstairs and she stared at the box while I opened it To my delight the egg was still intact! I still had what it took. My Science teacher would have been proud. "What are you doing with that egg?" the cook asked. She had a look of shock in her eye. It was apparent that she was debating whether her tenant that lived upstairs was tainted with lunacy or not I beamed a smile. "I'm making myself breakfast, I have finally discovered how I like my eggs," I stated. "How's that?" The same way James Bond likes his martinis. "Shaken, not stirred," I replied. rA Do YOU want to be a Ranger Staff Member? Here's your chance! All you have to do is come in the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. JCL Ranger, Page 14 Feature Apail 25,1991 Racine BUS rates increasing The Racine Belle Urban System has announced a rate increase for riders of die bus to/from die UW-Parkside campus. EffectiveMay 1,1991, it will cost a cash fate of $0.60 foraone-way trip. The previous rate was $0.50. The monthly bus pass has also been raised from $18.00 to $20.00 per month. According to Michael Glasheen, Transit Planner for Racine, the new rates were established by the city's Common Council on April 3, 1991. He said the reduced cash rate of $0.25 for qualified elderly and disabled persons was the only rate that remained unchanged. Glasheen also said the Council established a reduced monthly bus pass for qualified disabled persons. Previously, there was no monthly pass available at a discounted rate. However, these special passes are only available at the Racine City HalL A city issued Identification Card must be presented in person to purchase these passes for $13.50. Dave Ostrowski, administrator of the UW-Parkside Paricing & Transportation program, said that the cost of die BUS tokens sold at the Union Information Desk must also be raised on May 1 to match the new fares. "Even at $0.60," said Ostrowski, 4tthe Racine BUS is still an inexpensive and fairly convenient way of getting to and from the campus". Library hours during finals week Wednesday, May 8 - 7:45am to 2:00 am. Thursday, May 9 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Sunday, May 12 - 12:00 am to 2:00 am. Monday, May 13 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Tuesday, May 14-7:45 am to 2:00 am. Wednesday, 15 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Daymare - • : • ' ' : : : • ' " : dempristrared thepriiieiples cookie dough. As the group . . ' :: " : '• . - • ' ' : ' • . ' • facts aboutfaow wecanmake 1 • : ^ • : : : ' • • • V ^ ' • . " ' : ; cookies, he fell & tug at his who "How come we : "-'f " .I II. I. • I ' '' • ,• sun?" What was he to tell her? How was he to explain i flHRAKIiHH Itll JIII;Wr opilla§te ? Howwas;; {• that this is the trendy thing cling? How could he tell our -li near another word about solar energy until there's another. I;I|||III" "Because it's hot cost effectisre," he replied,; feeing som^w^irresp6h-: question. make lyjoa ec?oktcs," siie bard r-iih* I walked hack it' iiLi ;il;:li||ll 1 think I'm going to dragon; n ?j. ud oh solar . . < • for thought. Business student honored Stranger Eye by Moss M I k e e p t e l l i n g h i m h e ' s g o i n g t o g e t h i m s e l f h u r t , b u t h e s a y s I t s t o p s h i s b a c k p a i n . . . ' © 1991 Moss 0*a*r' Dawn Mead, a current student at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, has received the Outstanding Student Award, presented annually by the Milwaukee Chapter of the Financial Executives Institute. The Award is given to one student at each of a number of Wisconsin universities on the basis of academic achievement and outstanding activities. Mead, a graduating senior majoring in Accounting, is a resident of Racine. Her overall grade point average of 3.97 has qualified her to be selected for the Award by foe Dean and faculty of the School of Business at UW-Parkside. The Financial Executives Institute is a membership organization of more than 13,400 chief financial officers, treasurers and controllers representing more than 7,000 companies in the United States and Canada. The Milwaukee Chapter has more than 200 members. The F & I provides for the exchange of ideas and experiences among business and professional groups, government and academic communities. - -'i April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15 UW-Parkside musical: Working by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The music of contemporary artists such as James Taylor and Micki Grant will be fetured during the student production of "Working: the Musical" at Parkside on April 26-27 and May 3-4. Curtain tim e is 8 p.m. in the CART Theatre. General admission is $6 for senior citizens/students and $7 for adults. There will be a 10 a.m. matinee performance on Tuesday, May 2. The play is based on Stud Tericel's Pulitzer Prize winning book "Working." It is a tribute to working Americans everywhere. His work provides the basis for exploring the joy, frustration and pride associated with a broad crosssection of overlooked occupations such as supermarket checker, assembly line worker and even the newsboy. "Working" includes songs by James Taylor, Micki Grant, Mary Rogers, Craig Carnelia, Susan Birkenhead and Stephen Schwartz. The characters in Working are non-fictional characters, and although their names have been changed, their words have not The musical could not have been put together without the students, staff and faculty working on it: Director - Lisa Kornetsky, Musical Director - August M. Wegner, Scenic Designer - Skelly Warren, Lighting Designer - Barb Bartel*, Costume Designer - Tina Paukstelis*, Choreographer - Michael F. Snider and Choral Director- James Kinchen. The names with astericks are student designers. All in all, the cast consists of 23 students and 7 orchestra members. It would be impossible to list all Of th e contributing students in the cast, as well as the stage managers, assistants, and others involved in the musical. One thing to take note of, however is the diversity of the cast. The Racine, Kenosha, Raymond, Continued on Page 12 IBM Volunteer of the Week Jason Rimkus is a freshman September, indicating an intermajoring in Engineering. He est in video production, enrolled in the Student Com- After an extensive training mumty Service Program last in studio, remote and editing through the Community Access Program at Jones Intercable in Kenosha, Jason produced a 15 minute video for Education and Reading Services (E.A.R.S.). The video is now being shown on Channel 21 several times a week. Those who view the video will learn how EARS can help people who are printhandicapped, where the program exists within the WGTDFM 91 radio station, and how important volunteers are to die operation of the service. Thanks to Jason's expertise and his 84 hours of volunteer service, more people who need the EARS service will be helped. Jason Rimkus Community Service Announcements tJliASEBALLCOA€ii£S FOR C.Y,Ci College sudents^bocane^^ J®t;RADK> B RO A DCASITNO ABILfnE5> Become s reader for The Education and Reading : ' . ' • V . • . : : ' ' • • ' -V'! J,..' ' 1 • " "v " "c;. r:C:C::;;V; ' ''A/.. v'vA';y:- '-v "' : /-';r c 'I: •; V', . |^»aeat5pect3.tOlyf^ *< % with in the Career • :A' :;-:- •- A: ^ . v. •: before the eftdof the semester. See how See Carol Engberg hi the Career Center or call 553-2011. This Week at Parkside FRIDAY, APRIL 26 BATTLE OF THE BANDS: Union Cafeteria, 7 pm, $3 students, $4 others. PARKSIDE PLAY: "Working: The Musical," CART Theatre 8 pm. $6 for senior citizens/students and $7 for adults. MOVIE; "Days of Thunder" $ pm Union Cinema. $1 students - $2 public. SUNDAY, APRIL 28 MUSIC: Voices of Parkside, First Baptist Church, 801 Wisconsin Ave., Racine, 3:30 pm, admission. ENSEMBLE: Brass Ensemble, CART D-118, noon, free. WEDNESDAY, MAY 1 LECTURE; "Europe on a Buck a Day & other Traveling Hints, noon, MOLN 105, free. CINCO DE MAYO Gala Celebration: All events sponsored by Hispanic Organization at Parkside, Onda Larina, L' alliance Des Amis, Spanish Center of Racine, Professional Food - Service Management, Inc., Washington Junior High School Kenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup, The Center for Education and Cultural Advancement and the Student Activities Office. DANCE; The Kenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup featuring students from Washington Junior H.S., noon-1 pm. Main Place. EXHIBITS: Artists, exhibitors &other displays. Main Place 10- > * BALLET: Ballet Folklorico Workshop features a history of regional dances, origin of costumes and lessons on footwork an choreography, 1:30-2:30 pm. Main Place. Ron's Place . Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 Pnirvu HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CARE MBA'S. Enjoy excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first. Experience the rewards of being a commissioned Air Force officer, plus advanced education, medical/dental care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414) 291-9475 ; Ranger, Page 16 Parkside play Continued from page 15 Waukesha and Kansasville areas have drawn people to the play. One member of the cast is from Kenya but is currently a student at Parkside, a married couple is in the cast and another cast member actually lives the part he is playing. The dedication and total commitment of each member is evident for "Working" to have gotten as far as it has. For those not familiar with "Working," it isaplay based on the lives of the woriring American. Jobs acted in the play production include waitress, editor, retired man, soloist, housewife^ mason, receptionist, operator, njillworker, copy boy, trucker, fireman, migrant worker, parking attendant, boxboy, hooker/paper kid, teacher, steelworker, checker, secretary, salesman and executive. , If you want to see ,a quality production of a well-known book, "Working: the musical" is it Nowhere else can you see what really goes on in the minds of America's workers, enjoy the music and dramatic atmosphere and do it all for less than it would be to go out to dinner in a nice restaurant "Working: the musical" will be performing April26,27and May 3-4 at 8 pjn. A 10 ajn. matinee will be performed on Tuesday,May 2. Admission is $6 for senior citizens/ students and $7 for adults. Kenosha's Newest & Ho ttest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Thank You UW-Parkside for your patronage!!! Don't forget the Beach Party zvith the Surf Boys on May 16th Remember our Sunday - Thursday specials $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Dance! Dance! Dance! with D. J. Oliver on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 News Pi Sigma Epsilon wins awards April 25,1991 Continued from Page 1 Batten, Maggie Frymire, Doug Johnson, Mike Johnson, Dawn Mailand, Gary Nephew, Elizabeth Spalla, Janice Word, and George Yee. At the national conference, they participated in workshops and seminars in Building Chapter Strength,Resume Building, Building Marketing Skills, and Team Building. They also attended formal dances and slide presentations. The newly elected officers for PSEare: Janice Word, President; Andy Patzer, Vice President; Mike Johnson, Vice President of Personnel, Doug Johnson, Vice President ofMarketing, and Ken Schuh, Vice President of Finance. Other elections took place yesterday. Last week, PSE held their first annual awards banquet in which twelve members were rcognized as well as graduating seniors. Receiving awards were: Gary Nephew, best member; Maggie Frymire, best project and best project report; Beth Lucassen, best PSE contingent at National Convention new member; Jill Janovitz, most enthustiatic new member, Tracey Beecroft, new member top sales; Scott Touten, best interview, and Ken Schuh and Marissa Legath, best interview answer. Life after Parkside Kimberly A. Tenerelli Staff Writer A Staffing Specialist with the United States Navy. That is the position held by Deanna (Lake) Leadingham. It sounds as interesting andc hallenging asi t is.T he job description and pay scale are complex, but I will try to explain them for you. First, let me say that this is a civil job. This means that Deanna is not a sailor, but a civilian, gaining this job because of her college degree. She majored in Business with a concentration in Personnel and Administration, graduating UW-Parkside in 1989. Her job is related to the hiring and ranking of job applicants, among other duties. Deanna has twenty to thirty activities (organizations) within the base that come to her and request employees. She then sets up interviews with the person requesting the employee(s) and checks the applicants references. She rates the applicants based on qualifications and experience and ranka them on a scale of adequacy from highly qualified to eligible. Deanna fills out a Certification of Elieibility Deanna Leadingham based on her findings. She has a tough job because there are different rules and regulations for each position. Deanna has to be aware of all of these to make sure that the applicants for a certain type of job meet the requirements. Deanna is also involved in career counseling of current employees. She counsels employees about choices available to them, answers questions they may have, paths they may take, or jobs that they can qualify for. In addition, Deanna utilizes and provides in-depth advice on personnel programs such as the Summer Student Program. With all these responsibilities, as you can imagine, you need several skills. You have to like work- Continued on Page 19 April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 17 Petrifying Springs a valuable resource by Corey Anton Special to the Ranger University of Wisconsin- Parks ide students not only have the advantage of attending a university with a small student to professor ratio, students also have the valuable asset of Petrifying Springs Park right next door. As the snow becomes a faint memory, and nature opens up in spring, the park awaits people taking advantage of its resources. People can finally release themselves from the grasp of cabin fever by getting over to Petrifying Springs, and sensing the wonder of one of Wisconsin's most beautiful parks. With finals around the coma-, many students spend a lot of time reading, studying and preparing for exams. These are indoor, and nonactive ac tivities. Although these activities are necessary for good grades, students may overlook their need to exercise. Petrified Springs Park offers many opportunities for students to get some exercise for the body as well as the mind The actual park is more than nature trails; it is actually several park areas that are separated but remain within one megapark. There are baseball diamondsa, nd volleyball areas for students to enjoy some friendly competition. Kirsten Tenges, a junior at UW-Parksidc stated, "At the end of the year, my friends and I go over to Pet's to play volleyball, cookout and have a good time celebrating the end of the semester." Pets also has traditional park toys such as swings, teeter-totters, and merry-go-rounds for any students who have children, or fen-those of us who are still children at heart Petrifying Springs has enough large free space to allow for easy picnicking with the use of the park's many grilling facilities. Chris Brandt, a sophomore at UW-Parkside said, "My friends and I often go to the park to play footbag. Then we usually grill out and enjoy the scenery." Some students never even walked its trails nor seen the park apart from the road. When I asked students about Pet's, one person asked, "Where is the park?" Some UW-Parkside students use the park regularly. Yet even regular trail walkers can marvel at the newly made trails resulting from winter's thaw. Brenda VanCaster, a sophomore at UW-Parkside said, "My Graduation means goodbye to spring breaks, summers off, And IBM student prices. Before you put on your cap and gown, there's still time to take advantage of the great student price on an IBM ffersonal System/2* Whether you need to create impressive papers. graphics and spreadsheets for school, or business reports for work, or even resumes, the PS/2' comes preloaded with software that will let you do just that. And it has a mouse to make it easy to use. Plus, there are added tools fike a notepad, calendar and cardfile—even games. .And its expandable so it can grow with you throughout graduate school or on the job. While you're still a student, affordable loan payments are also available with the IBM PS/2 Loan for Learning. And on a different note, vou can get a great low price on the Roland' Desktop Music System. Graduation means saying a lot of gxxlbyes- But before you do. there's still time to check into a great student price on a PS/2." See what vou can do with a PS/2 today—and what it can do for vou tomorrow. .J&TSS See us In Molinaro Hall on Thursday, May 2 from 9am to 3pm. For more information contact your IBM Collegiate representative, Craig Simpkins at 1-800-886-4PS2 or 553-2287. IBM friends and I walk through some trails about once a week; it has the best, most beautiful hiking trails around." For those who do not want to exercise, Petrifying Springs offers other outdoor opportunities. With many picnic tables and clean facilities, Petrifying Springs gives students the chance study in the peaceful outdoors. "One of my favorite places to study is Pet's. I can concentrate much better in the fresh air," commented Mitchell Fish, a junior at UW-Parkside. Not only students take advantage of the park's facilities. The park also has many local residents who weekly fill up empty milk jugs with the natural spring fed water available in the paric. While getting a drink at the one of the park's water fountains, I overheard one person tell another, "Petrifying Springs' water is the only water I'll drink." While some students enjoy the breathtaking beauty of hiking Ranger photo by Sunni Bceck Serenity of the Springs through and along the river's bank, giving them an opportunity to get a others enjoy the use Volleyball nets and baseball diamonds. Still others just enjoy sitting beneath the sun with a book. All of thesea ctivities bring about a sense of respect for nature. Petrifying Springs Park offers students, the creators of tomorrow, a valuable experience by good look at what recycling is trying to preserve. This asset makes University of Wisconsin-Parksidc students valuable potential contributors to the protection of the environment through the use and appreciation of the our neighboring park. APPRECIATION KosT'otvottxl Grazie! Thank You! 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They have opened for such bands as the Psychedelic Furs, Modern English, die Information Society and many other well known bands. The three members of the band, all who have attended die Cleveland Institute of Music, have harnessed cheap synthesizer technology toeffectametamoiphosisfrom classical laymen to astute electropop performers. The band has received many praising reviews from a number of popular magazines including Billboard Magazine and Scene Magazine. It's been said that the band has state of the art dance rock that can compete against New Order's and Depeche Mode's on any given day. The Exotic Birds hve a number of hit releases such as "No Communication/Never Say Goodbye," and EP containing those two songs as well as a sisxo ng LP which also includes "Waiting For You" and "Fade Away." In addition to these recordings, a video of "No Communication" was filmed in New Yak. Within a very short time, this video was shown on a medium rotation (two tof our times a day) onM TV. Their name, The Exotic Birds, comes from the major classical chamber works for the winds and percussion, "L'Oisseau Exotiques," written by the French composer, Oliver Messiaen. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. • LSAT starts 5/14 • GMAT starts 5/16 MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE starts in June Phone Registration 277-9990 % STANLEY H. KAPLAN & Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances The band has an appealing dance sound that has got them many immediate bookings at major midwest universities and nightclubs. The band has also released another hit single, "Dance the Night Away," which was also an immediate success on the national college radio circuit The Exotic Birds current album called "Equilibrium" is their first album, taking nearly three years to complete. Their album can be found in a number of music stores, including Camelot Musk; and Musicland, The three members of theband, Andrew Kubiszewski, Doug Beck, and Richard Carpenter, continue to push techno-pop to new directions fusing innovative electronics with dominate percussive stylings. PAB (Parkside Activities Board) is very excited about this new band. They arc expecting to The Exotic Birds see a rather large turnout and feel that it will be an eventful evening. Father Mark leaving because of budget cuts by Emily Heller Feature Writer Come next fall, the Catholic Student Club will be lacking a very important member. Reverend Mark Gotvald will finish out the semester here at UW-Paikside and hopes to be working as a full-time campus minister at another university. For the past three years, Father Mark has been dividingup his week between UW-Parkside, Carthage, and the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. He spends two days a week in Kenosha covering his responsibilities at UW-Parkside and Carthage. This involves not only club activities but other religious responsibilities as well. Therestof his week is spent in Milwaukee as the Associate Directorof Young Adult Ministry. The new campus minister will have even less time on UWParkside's campus next year. Funds have been cut, therefore the new minister will only spend five hours per week here next semester. This year's club participated in many activities. Mass was held every Sunday at 8:30pm, members of the club volunteered at theS oup Kitchen twice a semester, special talks wereheldon various subjetcts of interest, and every semester the club participates in a retreat of some sort This semester the club ventured on a retreat with seven other UW campus clubs. This year's club has approximately thirty members. The Catholic Student Club Parkside Union* Wedding Reception Openings June 15,29, and July 13,1991 Due to three caucellations.the Parkside Union has prime date ^openings for this June and July, 1 ^or Info on Reservations, call 553-2294 Reverend Mark Gotvald President is Jim Wytters, Vice President is Tricia Breu, and Secretary is PatLee. Reverend Gotvald is looking into the possibility of becoming a full-time campus minister at Cardinal Stritch, St Paul University, or Santa Clara University. "NearDeath Experiences: Phenomena and Explanations" Presented by Wayne G. Johnson Professor, Philosophy Tuesday, April 30 12:30-2:00 PM MOLN D-101 Sponsored by PP.S. Parkside Philosophical Society Free and open to the public Classic designer clothing for men and women. Bring your valid college ID and receive an additional 15% off the ticketed price. Discount applicable on nonsale items only. Offer expires May 9th, 1991. Feature the U.S. Navy as a Clerk Typist after High School. She then attended Parkside for eight years attending night classes. Deanna felt it was worth the battle. "I met a lot of good friends, in the end I was afraid to leave them. UW-Parkside got me my job and made me a more confident per- April 25,1991 son." Deanna s adv iceis," J ust keep going. Eight years later, I m still glad I did it" To find out more information about this position or other Civil Service positions with the military, write the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, Chicago Area Office, 175 West Jackson Blvd, Chi- Lakeside Market Place, 11211 120th Avenue, Kenosha (414) 857-9093 Life After Parkside Continued from page 16 jng with people- from managers to clerk-typists. Deanna states you should like to do research because every job has rules and regulations that you must beaware of. Toknow all of them is almost impossible so you must research to find them out. This position requires good oral and written communication skills, and requires a college degree or equivalent experience. As for the salary, each job has a classification from a GS1 (general schedule) to a GS18. Within each GS there are ten divisions. • This position is a GS7 level. Usually each individual at this position starts at level 1, however, if you had a 3.5 GPA or better you would start at a higher level. This is what they call super achievement So a GS7 level 1 makes $21,023 yearly through level 10, which is $27332 approximately. So starting out you can make between $20,000 - $24,000 depending on which level they feel you are aL Any area which has a military base has a personnel office. Positions are located throughout the United States, as well as overseas. Which brings me to a unique benefit for military civil service jobs, the fact that you can transfer to other locations. Whether it be Germany or Georgia, if you want to see what it's like and your position is open or another you'd want to get into, you could transfer to the location you wanted. The housing would be arr anged for you. You would then stay there for a maximum of five years. After that, you would come b ack to your home base and your original job would be waiting for you.I f you liked the job at the transfer base, and they wanted you to stay, youc ould stay but you would lose the benefit of getting your same job back at the home base. Although this job is fascinating and rewarding, it waas n uphill battle for Deanna. She worked for Brown bag lunch PASA is sponsoring a Brown Bag Lunch on April 29. Bev Bumell will present guest speakers who will address the concerns of many non-traditional students as they prepare to enter the job market. The speakers include alumni who were non-traditional students themselves. They include Carlene Heard, Employee Education Coordinator for Color Arts of Racine; Ralph Harms, Buyer in the Purchasing Department for Triclover, Inc. ofKenosha; and Joan Downey, Crisis Counselor for the Racine County District Attorney's office. Ms Downey will also discuss the value of internships when seeking a job. The Brown Bag Lunch will be on April 29, from noon to one in Moln. 111. Bring your lunch and take a look at your future. Everyone is welcome. cago.JL 60604 orcall in WI (312) ^ 353-6189. You can find out what * jobs are available and where. A good opportunity to find out what a military civil service job is like is to get involved in their Summer Hire Program or Internship Program. To find out more information on these programs call (708) 688-2222. \ I. 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Meet in the Union on Sunday at 3:00 pm, will return at 6:00 pm. PAB is proud to announce the 4th annual Battle of the Bands, Friday, April 26th. Featuring: Negative 13, 2 Much, Stript Jypsy, R.E.X., FruitSalad and Malevolence. FOR SALE Motorcycle for sale. 1981 Honda CB400T Hawk, looks and runs great $950.00/offer. Call John at 552-8199. Apple lie Computer with monitor, keyboard and Imagewriter II printer. Great condition. Asking $500. *83 Eagle 5x4 hatchback automatic. 4 wheel dr. body in good condition FOR SALE 87,000 miles 694-5243. | HELP WANTED | Tutor wanted: 1st year high school Algebra. Call 634-0380 or 1-747-7047. Experienced, responsible baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/of evening hours. We have a two year old girl. We would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine (Wind Meadows). Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. Reference, please call Wendy at 639-0492. 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Medical and legal expenses paid. Call adoption attorney collect (414) 273-0322. PERSONALS Special thanks to: Leslie B., Ann D., Chris D., PERSONALS Nancy G., and Nancy I. for contributing to my having an awesome second semester! Love Vanessa. Gerri: We made it! The age of 21 is finally upon us. Love ya, your twin. RSDC, M and S congratulations on your grant The rest of you are great too. Love Consuela. To Prof. Fournelle, Happy Birthday. Keep on playing those Blues. From two exstudents MPS. [SERVICES OFFERED) We can provide expert secretarial services for your term papers and dissertations to help you get a good [SERVICES OFFERED] grade. We can help you prepare an impressive resume and coverletter to help you find that great job. Quality typesetting and disk storage capacity. Callus for more details on how we can be of service to you (637-1997). We're here to help you! Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Reports tells how. Guarantied. $5.00 postpaid. Book Bazaar, Dept. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shaw resigns UW-System post Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Shaw resigns UW-System post by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Kenneth A. Shaw,52, has resigned as UW-System President, and will be taking ova* as chancel- Kenneth Shaw lor and president of Syracuse University, a private school in New York. Shaw's resignation came a day after he encountered major questioning by the Legislature's Joint Finance Committee members concerning the UW-Systems use of $18 million that was granted to Shaw in 1987 after his plea thata n expansion of classes and courses was being sought by students. The legislature was angered after a state audit was recently conducted that showed class offerings did not increase to 990, which was promised by Shaw, for which 328 new positions were funded for in the UW-System in 1987. Only 302 new classes have been created on 15 UW campuses. Shaw was hired as UW-System president in September of 1985. He will Start his new position at Syracuse on August 20, replacing Melvin A. Egger, who will retire on August 19 after 20 years of service. Shaw has been frustrated of late because of lack of resources and authority to get things accomplished as UW-System president Shaw has also been involved in a budget struggle with the legislature and Governor Tommy Thompson. He has been asking for an additional $40 million which he believes is necessary to maintain quality in UW-System campuses. Shaw's resignation has also been referred to as "double the pay, and less the headaches." As UW-System president, Shaw earned an annual salary of $116,115, which is the maximum allowed under UW-System rules. A car and large home was also provided. As chancellor of S yracuse University, Shaw will receive a car, $200,000a year salary, and a large home. Replacing Shaw might be more difficult than one expects. Being president of one of the largest university systems in the country, with UW-Madison and many other UW schools being leaders in research, to find a replacement may may cost more than the annual salary of $116,115 allows. "The fact that the position of system president is vacant can put the UW-System in plenty of trouble. It will probably be at least a year before the position is filled," commented PSGA President Ken Schuh Kenneth A.Shaw earnsanannual salary of$J 16,115, the maximun allowed under UW-System rules. Shaw's salary is considerably less than other comparable University State System Presidents, as well as UW-Madison employees. Leading system presidents1 annual salaries University of Wisconsin System Univ. of N . Carolina System California State Univ. System City University of New York State University of N ew York State University of F lorida University of Texas System University of California System $116,115 $142,520 $149,040 $152,250 $157,500 $165,000 $196,400 $243,000 Various UW employees' annual salaries UW-System President Football Coach Barry Alvarez1 Medical Dean Arnold Brown* Biochemistry Prof. Hector DeLuca Law Dean Daniel O. Bermstinet Athletic Director Pat Richter* Business Dean Andrew Poiicano* ttnfic^UW-Mufeon $116,115 $122,628 $124,600 $130,000 $135,000 $139,000 $150,000 Source: College and University Personnel Association, UW-System. Ranger Oaptuc New SOC officers inducted for upcoming year : : " ! " ' ~~ 1 sen by Gwen Heller Feature Editor A seasoned team of leaders vill head the Student Organizaions Council during the 1991-92 ichool year. Newly elected Presilent George Yee, Vice-President irenda Wilson, and Secretary Steve Dberst were inducted into office ecently and are already making >lans for their upcoming terms. Yee joined SOC as a member >f P SE (Pi Sigma Epsilon) and ierved as SOC secretary this past rear. Wilson is returning as Vice- Yesident, a position she held durng the 1990-91 year. She repre- ;eiited the College Republicans on JOC. Oberst comes to SOC from VPO (Alpha Psi Omega). "There will be a lot of work to George Yee do this summer," said Wilson. 'We will need to review the SOC constitution, revise the Budget and Review Committee guidelines, and update the student activities club directory." President Yee stresses that SOC does not simply allocate money for club functions, but serves as a tool for inter-club communication and interaction. "Many c'ubs work together on major campus events such as Food For Families, Toys For Tots, and Save the Earth." These activities and others are represented as committees within SOC. The Parkside radio station, AIDS committee, "The END" picnic, and Bacchus Spring Break campaign are also represented. A new advisory board made up of ten campus organizations has been developed to encourage betsen and include: Parkside's radio station, Computer Club, APO (AlphaPsi Omega), Black Student Or- Continued on Page 6 Brenda Wilson ter communication among clubs. These clubs were randomly choPSGA Keport„v,.. Page 3 i's Advocate.. .Page 3 Volunteer Banger, Page 2 Editorial May 2,1991 Letters to the Editor MINE FIELD From the desk of the Editor With next week's Ranger being the farewell issue, I would like to leave a few standing thoughts for next year' s editorial staff to tackle. First, the smoking policy. If the smoking policy was approved by Chancellor Kaplan today, it would allow smoking in the Union Square and Rec Center, Main Place, and half of the Coffee Shoppe. This is unrealistic. How well do you think this policy would flow? They should either ban smoking on campus or allow it because it would be impossible to enforce both. What are people going to do when others are smoking in the concourse, the bathrooms, and half the Coffee Shoppe? Do you really think that members of the academic staff and faculty are going to quit smoking in their offices? I doubt it! I can just see Campus Police catching an administrator puffing away on a smelly old stogie in his office and then wrestling him to the ground as they take him into custody. There will be plenty of controversy floating around as soon as non-smokers catch a whiff of second hand smoke. Perhaps this is a decision that the students themselves should make. They could make this decision next fall by having PSGA run a referendum on the ballot of fall elections. We should remember that the students comprise die vast majority of thec ampus population and thus should bea llowed a say in what directly affects them. Secondly, we need to address the problem of remodeling the Student Union. When the project was originally bid on, iti ncluded both the Union Square and cafeteria. But now,b ecause the bid came backh igher than expected, we will be lucky if Union Square is remodeled by fall. It's about time that someone in Madison stuck a crowbar in their wallet and shelled out a few schekels so that wcea n have an up-to-date campus, instead of settling for an outdated project that was designed for the sixties. Thirdly, all student organizations should be located in the Student Union instead of being scattered all over the 700-plus acres of God's green creation that this campus owns. After all, it is our Student Union, so we should be located there. If you go to any other campus you will find that this is where the student organizations are located. The bureaucratic B.S. with finances within the UW System is such a joke that UW System President Kenneth Shaw recently turned in his resignation to accept another position out East. He apparently figured that the UW bureaucrats woe too busy practicing rectal-cranial inversions to help System. Shaw quit so that someone else could deal with the headache. Perhaps if we gotrid of a few bureacratic chowderheads it would break up quite a few logjams and save some of their grossly inflated salaries to put tob etter use in the system. These dweebs are more interestedi n putting on "dog and pony shows'* for the media than doing their jobs helping students. Maybe it's timef or a little spring cleaning. We should start immediatelys o that we can save moreo f your hard earned tuition dollars. To the Editor: In the 25 April edition of Ranger, Linda Rawlings-Dregne offers herexperienceof being "Colorless at Parkside." I would like to commend Ms. Rawlings-Dregne for her courage and determination in pursuing a difficult chain of events. And I would like to take this opportunity to say "farewell'' to a fine editor of this publication, Craig Simpkins. Future editors are left with a great role model. The rest of this letter is to Ms. Rawlings- Dregne publicly. Continued on Page 4 The teacher who taught Once upona time, there wasa kingdom which believed that anything good happens to someone else. Within the realm, by law, anything so splendid could not possibly exist A decree was sent forth. Then, one day die kingdom awoke to find a computer that thinks, and more than that, a computer that feels, and more and better than that, a computer that works. The people questioned themselves. A computer that thinks? A computer that feels? A computer that works! And it came to pass: the kingdom banished what it could not know, what it would never love, a teacher who taught—a mind is also a heart by Fred Jobst '90 Correction A headline in last week's paper stated that Father Mark Gotvald was leaving his position as campus minister due to budget cuts. This is incorrect Father Mark is seeking a full-time position as a campus minister. The Ranger apologizes foar ny confusion this may have caused. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins News Editor Business Manager Daniele Chiappetta Kenneth J. Schuh Entertainment Editor Asst. Business Manager Dawn Mailand Annamaria Sexton Feature Editor Advertising Manager Gwenevere Heller Terri Lyn Fortney Sports Editor Classified Ad Manager Jeff Lemmermann James Chomko Asst. Sports Editor Distribution Manager Theodore Mclntyre Ronald Hansen Copy Editor Circulation Manager Tod McCarthy Elizabeth Spalla Layout Editor Photo Editor Scott Singer Sunni Beeck Asst. Layout Editor Photographers SaraKahl Todd Goers Advisors Kurt Geilfuss Stuart Rubner Cartoonists Jan Nowak Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Glen Kelly General Staff: Moss Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Daniel, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha ]ude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Toliver, David Wick. Executive Commitee: Ted Mclntyre, Ken Sc Dan Chiappetta, Dawn Mailand, Tod McCarthy, huh, Craig Simpkins, Scott Singer. May 2,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate # Nursing program is source of unlimited opportunity by Donald R. Andrewski The question seemed simple enough. "What are you going to school for?" As I rerun a mental checklist of why I was subjecting myself to seemingly endless nights of study, test anxieties and working for reduced wages, the reason is as clear tome now as it was when I decided to return to school "Job security, good pay, benefits and opportunities for advancement and personal growth," I replied. She continued, "But why nursing?" "Why not?", said I. "I can't think of anything more rewarding." For the majority of students of UW-Parkside, the consortial nursing program is perhaps the best kept secret on campus. For me and scores of others it is our ticket to the future. One would have to be a hermit not to have noticed the increasingly severe shortage of nurses in this country. A glance at the Sunday paper's classified section will show just how extensive is thed emand for nurses. I've also had people question my reasons for coming to UWParkside for the nursing program. These people are quick to recommend thatlgetadegree atGateway Technical College, even going so far as to claim that Gateway's program is superior to that of UWParkside. Of course, I consider these claims to be ridiculous. While I contend that people in Gateway's program hav e every right to feel that they have a good program, the proof, as they say, is in the pudding. Consider the facts. Gateway only offers a two-year associate degree; the UW-P consortial program offersafive-yearBachelorof Science/Nursing (BSN) degree. It should be immediately apparent that the additional three years of intensive education should account for something. Secondly, while an associate degree can get the student into the work force three years faster than a BSN, the pay isn't as good as a BSN graduate receives. Also, the graduate with the BSN degree will have more and better opportunities for advancement in administrative circles. BSN grads are often put in charge of associate degree nurses. Thirdly, opportunities abound for the BSN graduate, who can then go on to do graduate studies in Anesthesiology, Doctor of Nursing, Nurse Practitioner, and scores of other highly specialized fields. In my case, I will do graduate studies in anesthesiology courtesy of the U. S. Army, and the sky's the limit It is clear that there is no comparison between the two nursing programs. As far asl'm concerned, the Consortial Nursing Program here at UW-Parkside is the best place to begin laying the foundations of your future. All of you non-declared majors should seriously consider entering theUW-PNursing program. The virtual guarantees of a "write your own ticket" degree greatly surpass the prospects some people face as they graduate with a degree that they cannot use due to oversaturation of human resource pools or decline of said industry. I would especially encourage more men to enter the nursing program. Thenumbers are growing, but there is always a demand. Contact the Consortial Nursing Program at 553-2480 and talk to advisor Ann Boyle about an exciting and rewarding career in nursing. Also be sure to patronize bakesales and fundraisers by the Student Nurse Association- Parkside (S.N.A.P.). They are really super people and deserve our support Never forget that one day we will all be patients. So be kind to nurses. We literally cannot live without them. Parkside Student Government Association Students feel cheated over spending discrepancy by Craig Simpkins PSGA Senator The following is a news release from United Council, Madison, WI. If this issue or any other issues pertaining to this campus irritate you, stop by our office and voice your opinion. We are here for you, the students. If you don't express your concerns to us, we will think everything is running smoothly. Obviously, that will never happen. Madison—Students around the state are outraged today by a report released by the Wisconsin Legislative Audit Bureau. The report suggests that the $18.6 million dollars set aside toh ire newf aculty members to expand general course offerings were misused by some of the campuses in the University Wisconsin System. In the last biennial budget, students were forced to accept Enrollment Management when the UW adopted this access limiting-policy. This cutting of students, coupled with funding from the legislature to reduce class size and increase section offerings, was the UW's promise to increase quality within the University Wisconsin System. The report points out, however, that this promise was blatantly broken. The report shows that UW officials recently told the legislature that 328 recently hired instructors were teaching 990 sections. In reality, the UW System dropped 688 courses already in existence; this makes the total number of courses added 302—not 990 as promised by the UW System. This deception by University officials has left students feeling angry and cheated. United Council Legislative Director Lance Walter stated, "We have questioned the policies of enrollment management and were told earlier that class size has decreased by one student per class since the beginning of that policy. We questioned then whether we were getting what we were promised, and this audit suggests that we are not" The University's continual use of the word "quality" to describe their educational goals, combined with the threat that lack of funding will automatically affect "quality", is being considered too simplistic by students throughout the state. Elliott Madison, Shared Governance Director for United Council, said that "the UW lied about the number of classes being offered, cut students, and charged the state $18.6 million dollars to do it—all under the banner argument of "quality". Students feel that they have been used and cheated out of stateapportioned funds," Madison continued. This Legislative Audit has been released at a particularly critical point in the UW budget process. Students.ledby United Council, continue to fight to keep tuition low, but are being threatened with further enrollment cuts if the UW does not receive the funding it deems appropriate. This audit may be placing students in a no-win situation, all in the name of quality education. "The people involved in the process need to remember that students were the ones hurt by this mismanagement of funds, and we need not hurt students again in the process of solving this problem," stated Charles Chen, United Council's Academic Affairs Director. United Council's Legislative Affairs Director will be meeting with members of Representative Krug's staff to discuss the details of the audit United Council of U.W. Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing more than 140,000 students for over thirty years. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:05pm. Roll Call Senators: Jude, Bovee, Simpkins(U), Finch, Homer, Lindblom, Olson, Yee, Sikora(U), TJensen, Daniel, Minasian, E.Jensen. Guests: Jennifer Smith, Carla Handel, Connie Desotell, Steve McLaughlin. Executive Branch: KenSchuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Jude 4/26/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Amendment: Add Legislative Affairs to the United Council report Passes 9-0-0. (amendment) Passes 9-0-0. (minutes) Report of the President (Schuh) Tuesday, Vice-President Wargolet and myself attended the Faculty/Senate meeting. Chancellor Kaplan said that the Legislative Audit Bureau did an audit on the UW system and the results appear unfavorable. UW-SystemPresident, Kenneth Shaw, resigned. Smoking policy should be going into effect on campus shortly. Its ounds as ifth e Chancellor may also include Lower Main Place as a designated smoking area. Request that if any senatorwrites an article for the Ranger, could they let either myself, or Vice- President Wargolet assure the accuracy of the facts contained in the article. Motion Daniel/Lindblom 4/26/ 91 :2 To approve $135.00 for tickets to the Students Awards Banquet on May 4th. Passes 10-1-0. MotionLindblom/Jude4/26/91 :3 To approve the allocation of $85 for PSGA letterhead. Passes 11-0-0. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) No report Report of the President Pro- Tempore (Bovee) No report Report of Minority Actions Council (Gosey) No report Directors in United Council spoke on current issues they are dealing with. Ranger, Page 4 Opinion May 2; 1991 Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 I am sorry that you have had further insult from society in addition to what you might presently be experiencing as a differently abled student As a member of society, I offer you my sincere apology for what i s happeni n g t o you. lam a member of the group served by CECA, although you a nd others probably don't see me as a woman of color. My personal life is not readily apparent to most folks, and I get damn tired of constantly being the dissenting voice when it comes to issues of race and class. But dissent is what furthers knowledge, belief and learning, so dissent I will. Through an administrative error in data entry, and probably a reluctance to face up to embarrassment, you were given social status as a black person and then that status was taken from you, with no small amount of insult to your rightful achievements as a person who, it seems to me, wishes to be recognized as useful and capable despite obstacles which would likely overwhelm others. I think you are right in ask ing for that recognition—and I have said this before, CECA should be addressing issues of all oppressed people, regardless of racial and ethnic background. So, in that sense, I agree with you. In another sense, however, I would like to point out that you are not unlike most white people when they notice that people of color are standing together in solidarity and applauding one another for our hard work. You feel excluded because of your color, "a member of the out-group." What you describe is what most "different" folks feela t some time or other, this time it is because you are white. Also, because the data entry for your racial identity said "black," you got listed for recognition based on a perception of you. You seem to be saying that if the perception includes your physical ability, rather than your racial identity, then you accept the label and the applause. When the criteria of color is adjusted to reveal whatyou call "colorless," then the criteria is wrong and no one deserves to have any special recognition. I don't know how to remedy that, except to say that if I say congratulations to a fellow student of color, I don't automatically thumb my nose at white students. Society operates on an either-or model and it's hard tolo ok past that sometimes. You say that everyone at Parkside has an equal opportunity to achieve success. In theory, that seems true. In practice,something else often happens. I could point to your experience as an example of that As long as you color is invisible— white—you are operating in a frame of reference that d oesn't include color. • You are achieving and succeeding beyond s ocial "expectations." Perhaps it's those "expectations" we need to change. Individual achievement is used as a weapon that serves those who want to blame individuals for personal failure to live up to an expected norm. In thepast people of color have been "expected" to fail and some professors still believe that I have a very black friend who noften gets asked if she's actually doing her own work. The assumption, by some professors, is that she couldn't possibly be so intelligent and articulate. I look white; I often get to hear racist comments that are very unexpurgated because people assume it's OK tos ay racist things to another white person. We get judged as individuals who belong to a particular group and we are expected to conform to that group's stereotyped behavior. In your case, I'm guessing that you have expected that you would get recognition from another oppressed group based on some type of empathic understanding. That appears not to have happened. We leave behind our oppression very slowly, we often oppress others in the process. We often fail others as we ourselves succeed. I'm truly sorry that this has happened to you. Sincerely, Mary Dunnington Ritchie To the editor: It was funny to me that the woman who was denied recognition at the T.C.B. banquet was only upset at her personal loss (vanity) and not that the C.E.C.A. was distributing potentially (if true) racist material. I guess that is only Gen (human, mankind) nature. I wonder if the animals discuss in theirbanquetof spring how badly gen has treated them and what changes have to be made to stop this injustice and inequality? It's a good thing the animals can't understand our language and how we treat and think of them. While walking by the woods behind Comm. Arts Theatre I had a few other thoughts about nature. I wonder if the robin's song is one of woe? Singing to all who care to listen how bad the life of arobin is? Or if the goldfish think they are superior to the bluefish therefore deserving to be fed by them? If female dogs think their mating position is degrading? Or if sows tell male pigs, "if you lose a few pounds I'll consider a roll in the hay." Or if the female mallards think they are more attractive than the males. Or if crows "caw" cause they feel ignored? Did the dinosaurs become extinct because they quit making love with the opposite gender? Are fish so stupid that they bite a worm on a hook and get killed and eaten by gen or are the teachers the schools pay to educate them too busy reaearching how t o teach the fish not to bite the worm on gen's hook? If chipmunks in their mating ritual say,"make love? ButI hardly know you." If a gen is killed in the Ranger and nobody reads it will all the typewriter keys' taxes increase? Do park pidgeons die if gen ceases to feed them bread? I wonder if Gen ia a part of nature at all. Timothy Christoffel To the Editor: This letter is in response to Linda Rawlings-Dregne's letter regarding her experience with the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA). Linda, you claim that CECA is a racist organization. First of all, since you misplaced your American Heritage Dictionary and your Webster is outdated, I suggest you buy a good dictionary. This could benefit you during your academic career. My New Lexicon Webster's Dictionary, which is current by the way, defines racism as " the assumption that the characteristics and the abilities of an individual are determined by race and that one race is biologically superior to another a political program or social system based on these assumptions". Based solely on this definition, you have made an inaccurate statement by calling CECA racist. You see Linda, CECA does not view students of color as being superior to whites, therefore, CECA is not a racist organization. In fact, while CECA focuses on students of color, it also provides services to all students. Yes Linda, there have been many white students that have used CECA's services. About now, I predict your thinking to yourself "why then does CECA exist?". Simply put, Linda, theansweris: it exists because there is a need. You see Linda, if we go back to the definition of racism, that one race perceives themselves as superior to another and we give this some deep thought, we can see that throughout history (well maybe we should focus on U.S. history, since I wouldn't want you too deep in thought) whites have thought of themselves as superior to people of color. Moreover, this attitude was reflected in U.S. laws. Today, welcome to the world Linda, there are still people that feel this way. Today, if we look at retention rates of college students nationally, we will see that overall whites have a fifty percent retention rate while minorities have only a twenty-four percent retention rate. Therefore Linda, while you may believe that "every student has just as much of a chance to succeed as the other...", the reality is that there is a need for services, such as CECA, that focus on helping minorities succeed. Are you getting this Linda? I'll explain it to you in a different manner. I work at the Women's Resource Center (WRQ in Racine. WRC provides services to women who are victims of domestic violence and sexual assault. Now Linda, because WRC only serves women, this does not make uss exist Why is there a program for victims of domestic violence and sexual assault for women and not for men? You see Linda, now pay attention THERE IS A NEED! By the way Linda, did you know that women also were oppressed throughout history? Perhaps, while your pursuing your academic, career at Parkside, you may want to take some history courses to expand your mind which appears to be limited in it's thinking capacity. Jacqueline Martin Dear Ranger: I would like to address the author of the article concerning the coffee shopemployees. This is only a simple request for the writer, as well as anyone else who feels they have had a less than perfect encounter at the coffee shop, to employ a bit of common courtesy themselves. Please, if you feel there is a problem between yourself and Continued on Page 6 Union Dining I at 1 pm on M due to previou All you ?oom will close r > nday, May 6 in commitment can cat Spagl will be se 4:30pn hettti ^llllw /^>gVs Women's Center Open House W Wed. May 8 MV(/ Jr\ Noon-2pm WLLC101 ^ Have you been thinking of volunteering at the center next year? Have you wondered what we're all about or what we do? Do you have any concerns or ideas to share with us? Stop by and join us at our open house!! Meet the new co-ordinators Hors d'oeuvres will be provided. May 2,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Learning Assistance and Counseling Part IV: Overview by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Learning Assistance and Counseling, the subject of this column for the past few weeks, is a complete service network under one roof. The arrangement and alignment of the office at UW-Parkside is unique to the University of Wisconsin system. All major personnel of the division perform prescriptive advising, in addition to the other various duties they are committed to complete. The sub-divisions of the office consist of Counseling and Testing, Learning Assistance, Student Support Services, and die Career Center. All of die aforementioned services have been examined in die recent series of features, with the exception of the Career Center, which was highlighted in an earlier edition. The Student Community Service Program, supervised by Carol Engberg, is also housed in the same area and offers valuable opportunities for students to serve in local communities. Learning Assistance and Counseling services are directed by Carol Cashen, who has aptly guided the complex of student services since its restructuring, which will be outlined shortly. The main priority of Learning Assistance and Counseling is as "a support unit for everybody," according to Cashen. The range of services are not designed to meet the needs of any specific class or category of student Nearly all students will seek assistance from the office during their collegiate careerss, and attempts to erase the image of it being a remedial service have been increasingly successful. Learning Assistance and Counseling, as we know it today, evolved during the era of Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis, who was succeeded by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace. During the middle of the last decade, Bassis restructured and realigned a total of thirteen services into eight new components. After the consolidation, Learning Assistance and Counseling consisted of the Career Center, Counseling and Testing, and Learning Assistance, to be joined by S tudent Support Services Director Carol Cashen Bassis also eliminated the adult student services component of the area, but to the credit erf the staff in the realigned departments, effective attempts to serve that population have been ongoing. The mix of programs is designed to provide a full range of services, and as Cashen states, "We are constantly looking at improving the quality of our service." Changes continually occur in the UW system and at Parkside, and Learning Assistance and Counseling is no exception to that requirement. Grants must constantly be rewritten to support provided programs, and sophomores may be subjected to a battery of tests in the near future. The possibility also after its birth in 1987. At that time, exists that placement tests may be replaced by ACT's or another standardized examination. Non-traditional student needs are also of increasing importance at this university. "We know that adult students have different needs," said Cashen. To accommodate those needs, all services she administers are provided during selected evening hours. Math problems are widespread, especially for women returning to the university. Adult students often haveextensive family responsibilities and are subject to different schedules. They often have different priorities that may affect their collegiate careers. After all, nontraditional students are the majority, comprising over 58% of the present student population. Our numbers are ever-increasing, we do have needs, and we will be heard. Another population whose presence is rapidly increasing is that of the disabled student Many have multiple disabilities, further complicating the matter. Middle and High Schools are now doing a credible job of mainstream ing, thereby creating additional opportunities denied the disabled student for too long. Learning Assistance and Counseling has been aided by increased faculty and administration support, and it has used experience gained over the years to develop a program using that knowledge of general student needs. In plain words, it works. According to a recent report containing pertinentstatistical data about Learning Assistance and Counseling, over 10,000 contacts are made with students each year. Only 8.4% of those contacts were the result of basics skills courses, 31.1% were in the performance of prescriptive advising, and the lion's share, a total of 60.3% of all contacts, were dedicated to other than remedial services. Only 14% of the hours expended by the office were devoted to remediation, with over 80% being non-remedial in nature. Programs such as Supplemental Instruction, ARC services, and services of the Career Center often serve high achievers and all elements of the student population. Talk about myth explosion... At least 8500 tests have been administered to approximately 5800 students during each of the past few years. GPA averages of prescriptive advisees have risen to 2.41, an increase of .36, over the past four semesters. The rate of retention into the sophomore year actually exceeds that of standard advisees. The Career Center has experienced a steadily increasing traffic flow, and usage of SIGI PLUS has dramatically grown. All of the facts and figures point to one conclusion—Learning Assistance and Counseling services have been exceedingly successful in achieving their goals. If you'd like competent, friendly service with a smile, need someone to talk to, or would like to begin planning your future or addressing other academic concerns, take advantage of the services offered by Learning Assistance and Counseling, located in the D-l level of WLLC. You have everything to gain. Period. Next Week's Spotlight: The Ranger in retrospect Ranger. Page 6 Opinion May 2,1991 New SOC officers Continued from Page 1 ganization,PaiksideAduItStudent Alliance. History Club, Club for International Affairs, Anthropology Club, Parkside International Club, and Geo-Science Club. "The newly formed advisory board will assist the SOC executive officers in keeping everyone informed and up to date on what is happening on campus." explained r Students!!! Due to the Student Scholarship Banquet held at Main Place, Sunday, May 5th, the Sunday Brunch will be held in the Union Square from 10:30 to 1:00. Thank you Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- •, 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 11 am-Midnight Fri-Sat 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 Letters to the Editor Yee. SOC meets every other Monday during the semester and is advised by Diane Welsh, Assistant DirectorofStudentLife. Any campus organization or club is welcome to send representatives to meetings. Currently there are fifty clubs participating in SOC. b <r Continued from Page 4 another party, speak to that party directly first It is uncommonly harsh to resort to your strongest weapon first in this case the printed word. Often people are not aware that they have offended. We all have our faults, but I would not want mine brought to my attention by seeing them printed in the paper. I am nots aying thaty our experience is invalid or that how you feel is unwarranted. But I do ask that you offer these women the respect any person deserves and talk to them directly. If you really want change it is better to try to create a friend than an adversary. In my experience these women are kind and efficient, but overworked. In their place I am not certain I would be able to remain calm and patient hour after hour, day after day. If they had known how strongly you felt concerning their manner, I feel honestly that they would have made an attempt to work with you. But if common courtesy lacks on both sides, what is gained? Delaine Rogers To the Editor: So far, only one individual has expressed to me an overall negative reaction toward my feelings and acusations written in last weeks Ranger, the director of CECA. Here are some quotes: "It was inapropriate to make the acusations you did." "We have a special grant that gives us the right to operate CECA.." "The money doesn't come out ofy' our' pocket."'There are other campus groups that offer things like scholarships to 'other* students." "You should come in to read our policies." "This banquet is for Parkside's students of color..." "Why didn't you just go to the Chancellor?"... I may ask to speak with the Chancellor about this after finals. Of the campus groups that offer 'other' students scholarships, find me one that offers recognition to caucasion students only, and I will write abouttheir discriminatory acts as well. Linda Rawlings-Dregne To the Editor: It's incredible what people are capable of doing when they are willing to cooperate with others and contribute theirt alents to worthwhile causes. As I'm sure most people at UW-Parkside have realized by now, a university is only as exciting as its members are willing to make it, noot nly for themselves, but for the public as well. This past week I had the opportunity to attend two of several events taking place on the UWParkside campus. Both events reconfirmed my belief in people and their unique gift to share individual ideas and tal ents with others in both educational and entertaining efforts. I'd like to begin by thanking the Communication Faculty and all of the members of the Senior Seminar class who made last Thursday's conference a huge success. Who would have thought that learning could be so much fun? Let's do it again next year! Secondly, the Theatre Department deserves a standing ovation for their incredibly entertaining and thought provoking performance of Stud Terkel's "Working." Thanks go to all who contributed to the success of this musical both onstage and off. (Can I have your autographs?) Finally, I'd like to thank all of the individuals involved in organizations on campus for contributing to UWParkside's success this past year. The campus would not have been the same without you! Greg Lebrick Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at, the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to p int a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters willnot be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. Coming...Next Thursday May 9,1991 Union Square 12 Noon Featuring the With it Sounds of the UW-Parkside Jazz Band Free Admission! UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MAY 2, 1991 SECTION B .. t ? - ™ and this year's officiai :::Sp^t|pitpr Jeff I .emrnenViiimf gives his recieve. through an enchanting story* B2. More Bui! ' ' • •" ' ' . . : . . . : ' . • " • ' . . . an Divisioo I executive meeting- . : v' BlllllfcilflllISP Big innings key split lingers nearly burn Flames with seven-run seventh inning By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor When it comes to innings in baseball, it's not always the quality, but the quantity. Despite scoring in only three of the fourteen offensive innings on the road, the UW-Parkside Rangers were within a batter of sweeping the Flames of Ul-Chicago Circle. It was in game one whereth at one batter made the difference. After falling behind by a 10-1 margin, the Rangers came up with seven runs in the seventh before the Flames could control die Ranger fire and hold on for victory. Circle built their lead on the heals of seven stolen bases and thirteen base hits, seven off of Ranger starter, Kelly Zielinski. Zielinski lasted only 3 1/3 innings on the day, yielding five runs to the Flames before giving way to Jeff Konczal. The Flames went to work on Konczal, scoring three times in the fifth on three base hits, a stolen base, and a sacrifice to buildu p an 8-1 lead. The Ranger hitters weren't doing much up to that point They scored a single run in the second, but had bases loaded with nobody out and couldn't cash in any more. In the fifth, Circle starter, Dennis Trollian fanned the side as it looked like he would cruise for the victory. Especially after the Flames tacked on two more runs in the bottom of the sixth off of the third Ranger pitcher, Jason Holt Ah, but what was said about' the safety of leads in baseball? UW-Paikside'slivingproofof that statement started in the seventh with five consecutive walks issued by Jim Cenzen, who relieved Trollian after the fifth. When Cenzen did get something across the plate, Marc Thompson was there to greet it, to the tune of a tworun double. Dominic Delrose was next with a two-run single, followed by Mike Caccioppo's run scoring single. Suddenly, it was 10-8. Greg Green, representing the tying run, followed with the Ranger's fourth straight hit, putsee Rangers, B3 Rangers stop skid during busy weekend By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor When the week began, the UW-Parkside Ranger Softball team was in need of a win. In serious need of a win. Coming into the week the 11-16 Rangers were carrying a seven game losing streak and before they got their much needed wins, they had increased the streak to nine games. The Rangers played a total of six games from Wednesday to Monday and split for a 3-3 record, typical by the team's performances this season. Friday the Rangers played a doubleheadder at National Lewis College IL and dropped two. Beth Hansen gave up eight hits while the Rangers gathered seven, two by Rachel Sielaff and Sue Palubicki for three runs in the 4-3 loss. Lewis got a run i n the second, third, fourth and fifth innings to spark their win. Game two sawUW-Parkside's Jeanie Esselman give up two first inning runs on a Lewis home run which boosted Lewis past theRangers in a 5-4 game. Down 3-2 in the fifth, UWParkside came back to take a 4-3 lead on a Tara Carlson homerun. The lead did not hold however as Lewis manufactured two in the seventh to get the win. Friday the UW-Parkside Rangers faced Northeastern IL, andfinally broke the nine game losing streak with two wins of 6-4 and 5-4. Laura Stock scored twice and got three hits for the Rangers. Hansen got the win for UWParkside scattering seven hits in giving up two in the fourth and sixth. Game two saw the Rangers score three in the fifth to boost Esselman to a 5-4 win. Northeastern scored all its runs in the sixth on a base hit, a hit batsman, a triple and a single. After Saturday's games atPets Park against Loyola college woe rained out the Rangers played Sunday against UW-Whitewater and split a twin bill 6-3 and 1-4. In game one, Esselman took to the hill once again and gave up scattered five hits for the win. The Rangers capitalized on a big seventh scoring four on two base hits by Tracy Pecs and Palubicki, a walk and a fielders choice. Game two had UW-Parkside's Hansen give up three runs in the second and one in the fifth for the 4-1 loss.T he Rangers, aren ow 14- 19 on the 1991 season. Intramural Instructors needed for fall From Intramural Department and Student Health Services The intramural department and the Student Health Office are seeking students as instructors for their Aerobic programs next ML Students are needed to instruct both floor routines and water aerobics. Instructors should be available between 5:00 and 6:00 p.m. on Monday and Wednesday or tuesday and thursday. The instructors should have prior experience in aerobics. Anyone interested should contact the Student Health Office in Molinaro Hall room D115 and ask for Lorraine or call 553-2676. kaimer. Pjl'C B2 Tougher rules needed to awaken college recruits By DAVID Columnist In a meeting with the executives of the National College Athletic Association a number of Division I college basketball coaches recommended the NCAA adopt tougher penalties for athletes who are caught taking illegal payments for participating in athletics. They also recommended that athletes who are not eligible to compete under the NCAA's Proposition 48 rule be banned from taking paid recruiting visits to colleges. These are both good recommendations and should be adopted by the NCAA as soon as possible. Many athletes in high school today assume that they will participate in athletics in collegea nd eventually become a professional. Because of this they do not take their studies seriously and find themselves ineligible to compete in college athletics their freshman year under the NCAA's Proposition 48 rule. To be eligible an athlete must maintaina 2.0 grade point average. They must alsos core 700 or above on theS AT or 18 and above on the ACT. The rule is a good one because it will encourage the students to study in high school Banning those who do not meet the standard from taking paid recruiting visits will only do more to encourage them to do well in school. Most of these athletes will not become professionals and a good education will be important for them later in life. Some athletes think that they should be paid to participate in college athletics. This is illegal and when a school gets caught paying athletes it is severally punished, but thea thlete themselves are not. It is about time the athletes start assuming some of the risk when they accept illegal payments. Athletes who are caught taking illegal payments need to be banned for life from collegea thletics. College is a place to geta n education not a place to get paid to play sports. Tougher penalties are what is needed for athletes to understand they need to study before college and they are not going to get paid in college. The tougher penalties will benefit both the athletes and the schools. Jl TinaCWord... By: JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor When baseball went bankrupt... "Daddy, I know whaIt wantt o be when I grow up." "What's that, Billy?" "A professional baseballp layer!" "Oh, Billy, why would you want to do thaf? You'd be poor your whole life." "No I wouldn't, dad. I read in a magazine from school about a baseball player who made seven million dollars, just for playing one season. Look, I've got it right here." "Let's see that 'Dave Justice, the seven-million dollar man.' I remember that That must have been ten, fifteen years ago. Sure this is from May, 1996. That was two years before baseball went bankrupt'' "Bankrupt? What's that?" "Bankrupt is what you are when you have no money." "And all the players ran out of money?" "No, the people who owned the teams ran out of money. You see, back when this article was written, a lot of the players were making over four million a year. In fact I think the average majorleague salary was almost two million a year." "So, what happened?" "Well, did you know there used to be baseball on regular T. V. and on ESPN?" "Really!? Every night? "Just about The people who put those games on T.V. paid lots of money to all the teams to do that" "Enough to pay all the players, right?" "More than enough, but that was the problem. The owners started to pay the players more and Guest ArticCe Ranger racewalkers among nation's elite By Karen Pitsoulakis Guest Writer Have you ever wondered what some of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside students were doing on Innerloop Road at four o'clock in the afternoon with the temperature 30 below zero wearing oily tights, a sweatshirt and racing flats? The answer... racewalking. Racewalking is an aerobic exercise in which contact with the ground must be maintained at all times. This differentiates racewalking from running. The lead foot must touch the ground before the rear foot leaves the ground. The supporting leg must be straight when it passes under the body. Within this framework, racewalkers efficiently pump their arms in coordination with each step, producing a smooth and fluid stride. Racewalking events have been part of the Olympic Games since 1900. The distances varied in the early years, but have been set at 20 km.(12.4 mi.) and 50 km.(31.1 mi.) for men. Elite men average 6:30 per mile over the 20 km. Olympic distance, and approach 7:00 per mile over 50 km. Women average 7:00 per mile for 10 km.(6.21 ml) more, and when one player received a lot of money for playing, some of the others wouldn't play until they got as much or more than that player." "But, the article I read said players signed contracts to play for lots of years." "Well, the players still wouldn't play until they wore paid more, and the owners woe dumb enough to let that happen. It got so bad that half of the regular players wouldn't show up until the season started. The owners kept spending and spending, thinking the T.V. contracts would keep getting bigger. "They didn't, did they?" sighed Johnny. "Nope, the T.V. stations were justbreaking even on the contracts, so they wouldn' t pay more and risk losing money. When that happened, the owners were in trouble." "What did they do?" "They tried a few things. They tried charging people for each game that was televised, but that made less than the old T.V. cbntracts. They tried putting advertising on the player's uniforms, but that caused problems. What really messed things up was when they started to raise ticket prices to foot the bill. Prices got so high that only rich people could afford to go, and see Final Word, B3 Parkside's racewalking team is composed of athletes from Wisconsin, Indiana, New Jersey and New York. The team is currently ranked the number one college in the United States for racewalking at the National level for male and female junior walkers (undo* age 20). They are also ranked number one in the country fort he Open, in which anyone who meets the qualifying standard time may enter. Last year at the National Athletic Inter Collegiate Association, Parkside's team swept the top six all American places out of 19 athletes participating in the race. This year Parkside's team has the ability and potential to take the top eightplaces, the most allowed from any one school. The two distances for which Parkside's team strives are the 10km. and the 20km. Robert Cole and Tim Seaman of UWParkside have walked a six minute mile. This time is faster than most people would hope to run. UW-Parkside has produced two Olympic caliber athletes, Jim Hiring of the 1980,1984, and 1988 Olympics and Andy Kestner of the 1988 Olympics. At the helm of all of thigs success stands the coach, Mike DeWitt. He is the reason why UWParkside is at this national level. DeWitt began the program in theearly 1980's and has progressed steadily since then. He himselfis a dedicated racewalker and walks with the team every day through all types of weather, while making sure that practices are completed correctly by his athletes. Ali Dewitt of Parkside's racewalking team says, "I feel that DeWitt is a good coach, because by practicing with the team, he stays young. Some people might see him a strict coach, but that's only becauge he's interested in his team and if'something is lacking from one's racewalking, he tries to help them out." "Part of the reason why we have such a good program at Parkside, is because coach (DeWitt) trains with us and that is something special that not many people have," said racewalker Tim Seaman. UW-Parkside racewalker Rob Cole summed up DeWitt's accomplishments,"Coach (DeWitt) is one of the greatest coaches in the country, simply because his athletes have a lot of confidence in him,". Outlook on playoffs simply Bullish By JIM IVEWUVB Columnist It has been 6 years since Chicago has won an important National Championship, and it looks like we won't have to wait that long for another one. The Bulls have shown that they have a knack for knocking-off the Knicks by dominating the first two play-off games as well as destroying them during the regular season. In fact, the Bulls are looking good enough to win the conference, relatively easily. The next team into the stadium will be the 76ers. The Bulls shouldb e able to take thiss eries in four games. The 76ers aren't healthy and the Bulls are, but aside from that, the fiesty 76ers will surely get themselves into foul trouble early. After that the Bulls should see Detroit, a very unhealthy team. Detroit has gone a long way to prove that they can't do it without a healthy Isiah Thomas. Edwards and Aguirre are also suffering from chronic back problems. Then the Bulls lose home court and go on to Portland. Portland is tough, but I still have faith in the East as a tougher conference than the west Bottom line: Bulls in five over Portland. \iii\ 2. iwi R; in»e r . PulvI V I W-PARKSIDK BASEBALL BOX St (IRKS UW-Parkside at UI-Chicago Circle GAME 1 UW-PARXSIDE ab r Hoflinbedrf 3 1 Thompuen 4 1 Ddrwerf 3 1 Cioioppe3b 4 1 Greta 2b 4 0 Knothelb 3 1 Bilbc 2 1 Begerdh 2 1 Mif 2 1 UI-CMcago Circle i b r b b i Totak 278 b M 0 1 Redtc 3 111 2 2 G o n k y c 1 1 1 0 1 2 PtnUc*2b 3 0 0 0 2 1 Nearicf 3 2 3 0 2 0 Robin If 4 12 1 0 0 Kntntklb 4 1 1 2 0 1 Krappif 4 2 3 3 0 0 Asqtfm3b4 1 1 0 0 1 Mriken 10 0 1 Stjakvicdh2 1 1 1 7 8 Tot* 29 II13 9 UW-Partskk 010 000 7—8 Ul-CblogoCWe 012 232 X—II E: Knotbe, Zdimki, AjquinL DP: Circle 2 LOB: Partaide S,Gsk7.2B: Tbompton, Krktovtk, Stcjakovk. SB: PfaiHoc, Ncan(2),Rubm,Krc^,AjquinLSl^'akovk.CS:ThQtnf>ont {Mot, Neiri. SF: Kiwtiie, MaQtc, Stojakovic. UW-Partskte IP H 1 ER W K ZdimtiL 333 7 5 4 2 3 Kane* 167 3 3 3 0 0 Hit 1 3 2 2 1 0 Chicago Circle IP H R ERW K TroOianW 5 4 7 7 2 7 Smyfle 0 3 11 5 0 Knew S 1 0 0 0 0 0 UW-PARKSIDE ab r Hoffinbeckcf 3 1 IbfflnpMB m 4 0 Delnaeif 4 0 Caccioppo 3b 3 1 Green 2b 3 0 Knotbe lb Bake CougHindb Hall If Totak UW-Parkside at Ul-Chicago Circle GAME 2 UI-CMcagoCirde M ab r b b i 0 Jaobckc 4 0 0 0 3 Stjakvice 0 0 0 0 0 Ph01oi2b 3 0 0 0 0 Neacicf 2 10 0 0 Rate If 3 12 0 0 Hall lb 2 0 0 1 1 Goieckidb3 1 1 1 0 Kroppif 3 0 0 0 1 Aaqiini3b 2 0 0 0 Milken 3 0 10 b 0 2 1 2 0 2 1 1 3 1 2 2 1 0 3 0 0 27 5 8 5 Totak 25 3 WP-.HoIL HITTING Name 1 Caccioppo 2 Delrose 3 HoQenbeck Bilk Greta Knotbe Coughlin Thompson Hall lOBdpr 11 Cans 13 Others 12 Dieticb** totak HTCHING UW-PartaWe 050 000 0-5 Ul-ChkagoClrde 000 300 0-3 E: Thompson, Caccioppo, Bilk DP: Parbide 2, Qrcle 1. LOB: Pariside 4, Circle 5.2B: Thompson. UW-Parkslde IP H R ERW K FenrickW 467 4 3 2 1 6 KaiinowdaS 23 1 0 0 1 0 ChicagoClrde IP H R ERW K Host L 167 3 5 5 2 0 Cafcta 33 5 0 0 1 3 TroHiaa 2 0 0 0 0 1 WP: Fenrick (2) Season Totals: Through 04/27/91 GP IN 22 150 21 148 22 146 19 13 22 151 20 137 22 152 19 119 22 146 5 30 7 22 9 32 14 74 22 164 ABR H2B3B 62 17 24 5 0 72 12 27 6 65 21 24 9 52 10 17 3 71 16 20 4 55 15 15 3 84 15 22 9 39 10 9 3 60 6 10 1 3 1 2 0 2 0 9 1 HR an 93 8 0 11 3 3 0 7 15 15 6 15 9 9 22 6 8 0 0 3 8 BBKhbtSBSM SP 0 9 3 2 2 3 12 0 5 14 0 6 0 5 4 1 0 13 0 4 0 14 1 3 0 3 0 3 0 9 0 5 5 0 0 0 0 611 135184 45 k 2116 58 96 8 29 39 9 -AVE SLG 0387 0316 0375 0356 0369 0369 0327 0385 0282 0423 0273 0327 0262 0393 0231 0359 0167 0183 0333 0444 0250 0300 0182 0182 0300 0333 •298 0413 FTELDING e a po fld% 8 31 17 0857 4 48 0.981 2 36 0974 5 53 0 951 38 26 0985 6 71 0 306 44 20 0000 0 1 1300 26 130 0 1 0000 2 1300 3 0625 22 096 0 361383261928 NUM GGS IN WL R EXH il 2B3BHRBI KWPHB SV ESA IF BE/IN 1 Zciimki 9 8 5133 4 3 16 14 32 24 7 0 1 17 31 0 0 0 145 162 3.16 2 Holt 5 0 1033 0 1 4 3 7 7 0 0 0 8 2 0 0 1 261 45 436 3 CnnM 7 2 16.67 0 0 5 5 13 11 1 1 0 12 15 4 1 1 170 60 360 4 CUBS 5 0 633 1 1 4 2 12 10 2 0 0 3 S 0 0 0 284 33 521 5 Kmc* 10 1 2033 4 0 12 8 18 16 2 0 0 4 2 0 1 1 0 354 95 467 6 Fenrick 8 6 3167 3 3 23 19 28 20 3 3 2 16 16 8 1 0 5JJ8 138 4.10 7 Philip 5 2 1267 1 0 10 8 10 8 2 0 0 10 7 0 0 0 568 64 565 8 K4inowiki6 2 10 0 0 12 7 10 6 3 0 1 9 5 0 1 1 630 43 430 9 Lngrirf*M 1 3 0 1 7 3 4 3 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 930 20 667 totak 22 22 16433 1 3 9 93 6913410528 5 4 83 10113 4 3 3.78 661 462 r Castle Lanes Coor's Light Volleyball Tournament Saturday, June 1st & 2nd Call 633-1199 for more information T RAC K & F IELD Hillsdale College Relays April 26/27,1991 Unofficial Scoring 1. Kent State (OH) 146.3 2. Michigan 83 3. Bowling Green 753 4. Toledo 713 5. Saginaw Valley (MI) 57 6. Ashland (OH) 51 7. Eastern Michigan 39 8. Hillsdale 38 9. Macomb CC (MI) 28 lO.Siona Heights (MI) 23 I l.Central Michigan 18 II .Southwest Michigan 18 13.Grand Valley 11 U.UW-Parkside 8 UW-Parkside Results 5000m Run 6. Wendy Odowski 19:03 Sprint Medley Relay 8. Thayer/Chamlee/ SOFT BALI- SI MM ARILS UW-Parkside vs. National Lewis 04/24/91-Game #1 UW-Parkskle vs. National Lewis 04/24/91-Game #2 UW-PARKSIDE NatkaulLorii UW-PARKSIDE National Lewb * X k hi ib r k bi tb x k bi ab r k bi Sielaff 4 1 1 0 Norton 4 0 0 0 Sielaff 3 0 1 0 Norton 3 0 0 0 Wri|M3 0 1 0 Ron 2 2 1 0 Wright 2 1 1 0 Ruuo 3 0 1 0 Slock 3 0 1 0 Arrijo 4 2 2 2 Slock 4 2 1 0 Arrigo 3 0 0 0 Hnaen3 0 1 0 Justin I 1 1 0 HJBKB3 0 1 0 Jtto 3 2 2 2 Nubki3 0 1 0 Stanley 4 0 0 0 Hbcki3 0 2 3 Stanley 2 0 2 0 CtrkonS 2 2 2 SwatzJoff 4 0 2 1 Pta 3 0 0 0 Swartzloff 2 1 1 1 KerkmnO 0 0 0 Troflman 3 0 1 0 Cskan2 0 0 0 Bamm 2 0 I 0 Mikki3 0 0 0 Pckwood 3 0 1 0 Nwdn»3 0 0 0 Mailer 3 0 0 0 Pea 3 0 1 0 Jones 3 0 1 0 MikukkO 0 0 0 Jones 211 1 Barkdol 0 0 0 0 Pk» 1 0 0 0 Bakdoi 0 0 0 0 CarisonO 0 0 0 Totak 25 3 8 2 Totak 28 5 9 3 Miukki3 0 0 0 Totak 27 3 6 3 Tottk 23 4 8 4 UW-Parkcde 101-020-0—3 UW-Pskade 100001 0-3 National Lews 0111010—4 NALA National District 14 Softball T ournament Downing/Kunz lOOOOm Run 7. Tan Roy 3000m Run 7. Tiicia Bieu 10. Jen Zalewski 400m Relay 10. Thayer/Majerle/ Wilkens/Kiinz 1500m Run 5. Jenny Grose Kelly Watson Holly Erickson 3200m Relay 7. Ma teile/Radar/ Zalewski/Breu 400m Dash 11. Pam Downing 800m Run 7. Veronica Chamlee 9. Kim Avery Julie Radar 1600m Relay 5. Kunz/Avery/ Downing/Chamlee Watson/Majede/ Wflkens/Thayer 1:51.7 38:44 51.2 10-.26.6 11.07.9 4:49.9 5:09.2 5:32^ Loser 2; Game 7 MMM—1 wmmm mmmm 2.20.0 595 2:22.3 2:38.0 4025 4:17.7 UW-P 1 1 Game 11 I Game 9 If four tenuis rermim after game 6; Gsane Geme ^7~W Winunmeerr o off g gaammee 5 4 v vss. Wlosienrn oerf goaf mgaem 5e- 6 GGaammee 91-0W-Wmmsenre or fo gf agmame e7 8 v gv,s l.o wseinr noefr g oafm gea m8 e-9 If five teams remain after game'6:j Game jMdsbf of game 5 -vs. loser of game 6 Game 8-winner of game 4 vs, winner ofgame 6 Game 9-W inoor of game 5 vs. wirnief of game- 7 GIfa tmweo K tMeavmhnse rreomf gaaimn ea 9f tVeSr. wgainmn&er 9or gam' e 8 III | III Tournament hegttis Friday I until Saturday at Thompson's double caps five run second as Rangers split again. A lead-off single was erased when catcher, Ron Bills, tossed out continued from front page ting runners at the corners with nobody out. But, just as the safety of leads is uncertain, so is the life span of rallies. This one died on a come-backer to the mound off the bat of Kyle Knothe. The Flames turned a double-play on that ball, keeping Caccioppo at third while putting the clamps on the run away rally. One batter later, Circle had a 10-8 victory and their eyes on a double header sweep. UW-Parkside's five-run second inning said otherwise. Thompson had the big blow again, lacing a three-run double with two-out He was tossed out at heme, trying to score on a Delrose single, but the Rangers had built a 5-0 lead. Starter, Jeff Fenrick made that last until the fourth, when Circle produced three runs on just two hits, making it a 5-3 game. In the fifth, Circle challenged Jason Jarsombeck trying to steal, but the Flames still managed to get runners on first-and-third with two away. That chased Fenrick to the showers, but Ross Kalinowski came in and shut the door the rest of the way. He got Steve Hall to bounce back to the mound to end the fifth, worked a 1-2-3 sixth, and used a double-play and a fly out in the seventh after a lead-off single, to end the game. It was a good thing, because the Ranger offense, after its five run outburst, was silent the rest of the way with the last ten batters going down in order. The win evened Fenrick's record at3-3, with Kalinowski earning his first save of the year. Zielinski, the loser in game one, dropped to 4-3, and the Ranger record currently stands at 15-9. Final Word Baseball closes continued from page B2 those weren't the type who would normally go to baseball games." "So. nobody went anymore?" "Right, and empty ball parks meant empty pocket-books for the owners. Since they still had money to pay on the big contracts they were giving to the players, one-byone, teams began to fold. It started in the smaller cities, but soon, the entire league went under." "What did the players do?" "The good ones collected what money they could, then went to other countries to play. Some of the others stayed here and tried to start new leagues a couple of years later. Not a lot of people would come out to watch, though." "You mean leagues like theR yan league?" "Exactly. A few of those leagues are still around, but the players ride in busses all over, and they don't get very much money. Now, people go to soccer games and World Football League games. Everyone was fed up with greedy players and owners, so they let Major League Baseball die." "Dad, will baseball ever come back?" "Not for a while, son, not for a while." R;»n«t'i\ P;iiie K4 Athlete of the Year Nominees Women's Track & X.X. A Junior, Breu was the most consistent performer in a solid Ranger group. After finishing sixth in the NAIA District 14 XJL Championships to help pace a Ranger victory, Tricia ran to a 28th place finish at the NAIA National meet On the track, Breu continues to score big in the 3000 meters. Tim Seaman Men's Track & X.X. Only a freshman. Seaman is tearing up the race walking circuit. Tlim finished second in the Mobile TAC meet in New York in February and took 4th in Glascow. Scotland on a National level for the U.S. In March. In April, Tim broke the Junior national record in the 10K walk at the prestlgous Penn relays. Tom Agazzi-Men's Golf: Tom appeared In last week's Ranger as our Athlete of the Week,and continues tc score well for the National Qualifying Rangers. Mike Riley Men's Soccer After a strong senior season, Riley was selected to play for the West team In the annual NAIA Senior Bowl in Las Cruces, NM, and was selected 1st team Ail-American, All Area, All-District and all Mid-East. Riley, the team's captain, started all 20 games for the Rangers as their number one defender. In his career, Riley has started in 68 games for the Rangers, while only being injured in two. Diana Weitzel-WBB Mark Hemauer-WR Women's Basketball "Lady Di" averaged 17.2 points per game and 6 rebounds per game while leading the Rangers to District 14 championship game and a 14-12 record. A senior forward, Diana moved into sixth on the all-time Ranger scoring list and was named to the All-District 14 team. With several Outstanding performances. Diana earned Ranger/ IBM Athlete of the Week honors twice during the 1990-1991 campaign. Women's Volleyball Aseniormiddle hitter. Ryan captained this years Ranger volleyball squad to the District 14 championship. Ryan led the team in attack % (23.6%) and blocks/gm (1.36) and was second on the team with 2.19 kills/ game. Colleen came to the forefront in her Junior year after seeing limited playing time her freshman and sophomore years. Not only has she increased her playing time, but has proven the teams most valuble asset Men's Wrestling Mark was named first team All-District 14 after a record breaking season. Wrestling at 167 pounds, Hemauer broke the UW-P single season records for wins (52) and takedowns (224). Mark also set the career marks for takedowns with 535 and is second on the all-time win list with 145. Hemauer placed 5 th at the NCAADivision II National wrestling tournament in Fargo, ND, earning his third All- American honors. • Mike Riley-SOC • Colleen Ryan-WVB • Domonic Delorose-BB • Tammy Wright-WSB -1 Tom Agazzi-GOLF • Tricia Breu-WXX/Tr • Tim Seaman-MXX/Tr • Write-in One Vote Per Student Men's Basketball Nicknamed "Horse" for his workman-like performances, Roberson was a highlight in an otherwise dismal season for Ranger hoops. Roberson led the team in scoring (15.1), rebounding (10.7) and minutes (36.3) while starting all 27 games. Urn's 288 rebounds for the season placed him 6th on the all-time Ranger season rebounding chart His 10.7 rebounds also placed him tenth In the nation NAIA. VOTE NOW! Women's Softball AJunior first basemen/right fielder. Tammy was named the NAIA National Player of the Week for April 21-27 for her outstanding batting accomplishments. Tammy went 13 for 22 for a .591 average in 7 games. Wright was 6 for 8 on drag bunts agalnsts Nationally ranked St. Francis and D-III Coe College. Against Northeast Illinois, Wright flared a bottom of the seventh single to tie the game. the Athlete of the Year. Dominic Delrose Men's Baseball As a freshman last season, this sweet swinging lefty led the Rangers with a .426 batting average, was fourth in hits and 5th in RBI's. This season, hitting In the third position. Delrose is batting .375 with 27 hits and 15 RBI's through April 28. Though this weekends action, Delrose has only made one error in right field and is second on the team in fielding percentage. this ballot to Ranger Office by 5:00 .M.Monday, May 6th place your vote. Q Tim Roberson-MBB May 2,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 11 Gabe's Gab Bored and baked at the beach % if by : SgtGabe %"/' Kluka 'ill . ' • 1W Editor's note: Gabe's Gab was dated March 24,1991. Greetings from Wasteland! When I last wrote, I spoke of fun and sun in beautiful Dhahran. Well, as fate would have it, two hours after I wrote that article and sent it off, a SCUD landed two miles away, andkilled28 people. Ifeltlikethey had paid the price for my levity. My sympathy goes out to their families. War sucks, plain and simple. Currently, I am living in the desert in a tent 1 am doing a mission that involves guarding Iraqi POW's. We treat them well, and they pester us for cigarettes. Go figure. Initially, I was involved in a processing center. The Iraqis would come to this center, where they would be searched, showered, given a medical checkup, given new clothes, deloused, processed UW-P Master Singers to perform The Parkside Master Singers will perform in conceit at 8 pm, Monday, May 6, at Parkside in the Communication Arts Threatre. Admission will be $2 for students and senior citizens and $4 for adults. Musical selections will include the "Four Motets" of Aaron Copland, three French choruses from "The Lark," by Leonard Bernstein and "Fronstiana," by Randall Thompson, a cycle of choral settings for some of Robert Frost's most famous poems. Choral selections by Undine Smith Moore, Gustav Hoist and William Dawson will also be performed. The choral group is under the direction of James Kinchen, Jr., associate professor of music and director of choral activities at Parkside. Piano accompanists during the concert will be Pamela Barsuli of Kenosha and Valerie Pogue and Jeanne Ruelle, both of Racine. For more information, call die Music Department at 553-2457. for name, rank, and blah, blah, blah, and then sent back to the POW camp, where they live now. Most of these people hadn't been fed in weeks, and some had thrown down their weapons and walked south until they ran into Americans. One soldier said that he and his friends walked 60 miles through the desert, with no food or water, to surrender. It was a crazy war. Hopefully, we will not see the likes of this again in our lifetime, or our childrens lifetimes. The things I saw were mild in comparison to the front line soldiers. I have seen no dead, nor do I want to. You, at home, have seen more of the war than we have, as news is a mixture of rumor, Shortwave radio (BBC) and Armed Forces Network. TV's kind of hard to come by in the middle of nowhere. If you've ever thought that you woe in the middle of nowhere, and you were not in the desert, you were wrong. The weather here can best be described as dicey. One day it is hot - we've already had a 104 degree day, and the next day it is 65 degrees and cloudy. The desert's weather has no rhyme or reason to it. It is 100 degrees by noon, and 60 degrees by 7:00 pm., and sand storms kick up for no really good reason. A sand storm is an awful thing to be in. First of all, it is painful. Imagine a giant trying to sand you with a really coarse grit sand paper. S econd of al, dust gets everywhere. Unless you are hermetically sealed, you will be coughing up funny chunks of things for a few days. The worst thing about sand storms is that they usually last two days. They play tennis, and we are the net. They blow like hell from the north one day, and then blow like hell from the south the next I think this is to make sure we are completely saturated with sand. From the rumors, snake season is also right around the corner. Oh joy. We really haven't had a problem with critters, but someone did squash a scorpion by the showers. This has prompted the lot of us to start wearing combat boots out at night when nature calls. Flashlights that frantically scan the ground for anything crawling are a common sight at night Our motto is, if it crawls, slithers, or hisses, kill it, or leave it alone. Well, that's all for now, hopefully we will be back near the first of June, but that's just a rumor. Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award Deadline for the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award nominations is May 10,1991 Criteria- Nominess should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional work loads 2. show exceptional performance 3. are engaged in activities that enhance the individuals work site, department, and/or univerity in general 4. are engaged in activities that enhance the individual's professional skills Nomination forms and a list of eligible classified staff are available at the Union Information Center and the Library/Learning /Center Circulation Desk Accounting/Finance name scholarship recipient for 1991 The Accounting Faculty of the School of Business has selected Ann Biondi as the Spring 1991 recipient of the Becker CPA Review Scholarship. This scholarship is a full tuition scholarship for the Becker CPA. Review course, awarded on the basis of academic achievement and service to the School of Business. Ann will graduate in May and has a GP.A of 3.84. She has been Disabled cabin People with disabilities are constantly facing obstacles when attempting to vacation, but this summer a new cabin facility at the Mirror Lake State Park will allow persons with disabilities to enjoy camping. "This cabin will be exclusively for those with disabilities," said Representative Peter Barca (DKenosha). "I would like to see these types of cabins be available in a series of locations in and around the state." The site is a prime location because of its proximity to the Wisconsin Dells area. "This a great place to begin increasing the accessibility ofWisconsin'sparks and forests to the disabled, but there are many beautiful areas which need to become accessible as well," stated Barca. a member of the Accounting and Finance Club for t o years, and has served as its representative to the Student Organizations Council. In addition, she has been involved with Parkside'sSafe Spring Break and Winter Carnival. The Becker course is designed to assist students in their preparation for the national CP.A examination, offered annually May and November. site prepared Construction of the cabin is funded by the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources and the Wisconsin chapterof the Telephone Pioneers of America, a philanthropic organization. Reservations for the cabin are being accepted for occupancy beginning] July 1,1991. The rate is $30.00per night Campers who want to use the cabin will be asked to complete a Cabin Campsite Reservation Form and forward the application to Mirror Lake State Park. An application form is available at most state park offices, district headquarters or by writing: Cabin Campsite Reservation Form Department of Natural Resources Box 7921 Madison,WI53703-7921 Phone: (608)266-2181 MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! Meachem Rd Racine Ranger, Page 12 News May 2,1991 Graduate business program revised Press Release Revisions in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside graduate business program designed to improve the preparation of graduates for broad-based business management were announced by Beverlee Anderson, dean of the School of Business, Tuesday. Coursework leading to the masterof business degree (MBA) will provide study in all functional areas of business, preparing graduates for general management responsibilities. Courses will be offered in the evening on a regular schedule, enabling working professionals to complete an MBA in a minimum of three years. "We have made significant changes in the master's of business administration program," Anderson said. "The changes will improve the accessibility, consistency and overall quality of the graduate business degree at UW-Parkside. All revisions are consistent with curriculum standards of the American Assembly of Collegiate Schools of Business." The revisions are the result of a two-year comprehensive study by the university's business faculty with input by the Community Business Advisory Board. "Incorporating advice from local business leaders, we are confident we have a graduate business program that will provide a greater service to the business community and our student constituents," Anderson said. Program revisions include a more concentrated array of business classes in the areas of accounting, management, economics, finance, marketing and organizational behavior. The revisions provide a standardized curriculum that is in line with the broad-based nature of MBA programs at most other institutions, according to Ronald Singer, chair of accounting, finance and information systems, and chair of the MBA Committee. "The core curriculum will offer students graduate coursework in all functional areas of business and provide a rotation of courses on a regular schedule allowing the working professional realistic graduation timelines," Singer said. "We've reduced the number of electives offered, providing greater focus on competencies reflective of a generalized MBA. Fmthennore, the revisions will help insure that all students of the program have common competencies going into the core curriculum." The broad-based program consists of a core of nine courses,; (27 hours). Core courses will be offered during each academic year—four in one semester, five in the other. Elective courses win also be offered during the summer session. Graduate students will choose; two elective courses, out of the ten offered on a rotating basis. All ten electives will be offered during a two year cycle. If two classes are taken each semester, and all prerequisites are met, the program can be completed in three years. Other revisions include additional refinements in course prerequisites through undergraduate : coursework and/or competency : tests in the six functional business areas. According to Anderson, students with an undergraduate degree in business will have satisfied most prerequisites. Students currently enrolled in the business administration program will not be required to take additional credit hours and will be able to complete their degrees without interruption. Bastille Day Bastille Day is coming May 8th! Heads will roll in the name of Liberie, Egalite and Fratemite! Sponsored by the Club for International Affairs, The Parkside History Society, and L'Alliance des Amis (French Club), an attempt to create interaction between faculty and students by using historical references combined with entertainment. At noon on Wednesday the 8th, students will meet at the Union Bridge to begin their march to Main Place demanding justice and freedom! At Main Place, the ruling aristocracy, graciously impersonated by our volunteer faculty members, will provide entertainment as they are given a public trial. An auction will begin for the right to carry out their sentences. The highest bid from the audience wins with proceeds collected by our own visiting executioner. This mock re-creation of the French Revolution and ensuing Reign of Terror is an effort to relieve tension just before finals as well as allow faculty and students to enjoy a bit of comraderie as the semester ends. If you know of a professor whom you feel would enjoy volunteering as a member of the aristocracy or the revolutionaries, please feel free to contact any of the sponsoring clubs through the S.O.C. office in WLLC. Costumes welcome, but not required. Come and relive the French Revolution and bid to carry out the sentence on your favorite or maybe not so favorite professor! Adult open house Interested in going to college for either personal enrichment or to expand your career objectives? Adults interested in exploring a college education are encouraged to attend an "Adult Open House" Thursday, May 9, here at the University. The event will be held from 6:30 to 8:30pm in Union 104. The program is open to individuals who have never attended college or those who have completed some college and are interested in obtaining a degree. The program will cover financial assistance programs, full-time or part-time study option and evening or day class scheduling. Parkside staff will be available to answer questions and help with the application process. John Buenker, chair of Parkside's History department and the 1990 Wisconsin Professor of the Year, will be one of the featured presenters. He will discuss his experience with adult students and their educational needs and contributions. Alumni and current adult students also will discuss their university experiences in juggling family, work, and school obligations. A tour of the campus will also be offered. For more information, call the Admissions Office at 553-2355, Monday through Friday from 8 am to4:30 pm. Pre-registration is encouraged but not required. Inventive presentations make math a memorable moment for many . . . « • a . • « « i 4 L ! - 1 * ^ a m » k A . . . . by Mona Shannon . I l l « L . . . J . ! * . 1 * L « . . feature writer Many people believe that anyone seriously interested in math must be a serious and therefore boring person. Math Professor Thomas Fournelle could change their minds about that. He takes math seriously, but often with a sense of humor. When he was asked to participate in a program at The Prairie School in Racine, he arrived on stage in the persona of Professor Bubble. Wearing a lab coat and rubber gloves, he carried a bottle of glycerine, which he uses for making bubbles. He told the audience it was the most volatile substance on earth —one slip and the whole building would be destroyed. He then tripped and fell, screaming into the wireless mike. After explaining that it was only a joke, he blew huge bubbles and explained that the bubbles try to close but can' t because of the air inside. That is why they form a sphere. To demonstrate, he made all the Prairie School math teachers line up on stage, then he put a rope around them and pulled it tight forcing them into a circle. To the delight of the students, he left the teachers tied up. Fournelle uses humor in his classes at Parkside, but only when it helps to make things clearer for the students. He says the most important thing about teaching mathematics is to explain so that the students can understand it This often requires repeating something several times, until the students grasp it Humor helps hold the student's attention. Fournelle is doing research in group theory. His research involves looking for very basic explanations for complex phenomena. He finds this carries over into the classroom, and he tries to find new and simple ways to explain math to his students. He starts each year fresh; he doesn't use the same notes from year to year. In fact, he usually doesn't use notes at all Fomelle's students like his classes. Initially, they will say that his classes are easier, but on second thought, they will realize that they work very hard in his classes. Then comes the recognition that his classes only seem easier because he explains things very clearly. It is important to Fournelle that students understand math so that they can make an informed decision about whether it will be a part of their lives. "These classes are keys thatopen doors for people. The idea is to make those keys accessible to the students. When they are done with the class, I say here is this key." It is the student's decision whether or not to use the key. "If they are not interested in math and they understand it, fine. If they're not interested in it just because they can't do it, then they are not really making a free choice. I want to give them an opportunity to make a free choice." Math is not Fournelle's only interest. He enjoys playing the blues and early rock-and-roll on his neon green electric guitar. As a graduate student, he wrote a song about the math department with one verse for each member of the department He says he hasn't done that at Parkside. Last year he participated in the silent auction held to raise money for science scholarships. He proffered his winning bid in a performance of 'The Cheesecake Blues." Of course, he was bidding on a cheesecake. May 2,1991 News Ranger, Page 13 PSGA "Outstanding Delegation of the Year" Latesha N. Jude egation who shows leadershipa nd News Writer The Parkside S tuden t Government Association was named the "Outstanding Delegation of the Year" during the monthly meeting of the United Council in April "The PSGA delegation went above and beyond the normal call of duty in participating in activities of the UC," Brenda Leahy, current president of UC, said. "UWParkside involvement was exceptional this year." Members of PSGA honored were former Vice-President Chris Daniel-Directors' Committee, Legislative Chair and Senator of PSG A-Tobin Lindbolm, and Senator George Olson for Legislative Affairs Committee, Senators of PSGA- Latesha N. Jude and Thad Jensen for President's Committee, Senators Jill Jensen and ChairR ika Morishita for Women's Affairs Committee. The honor recognizes the delextraordinary contributions for work with UC. These are some members of the delegation who had nearly perfect attendance throughout the year. The group was also commended for their participation i n the United States Student Association Conference held in Washington D.C. in March. UW-Parkside students attending were Eric Bovee, Daniel, Jude, Linbolm, and Morishita. At this conference, students from throughout the country discussed the Reauthorization Act, which affects p roper loan-grant balance, special services, adequate policy and information dissemination on student aid, needs of middleincome students, elimination of student aid fees, and elimination of linkage of extraneous requirements to student aid. Simplification of the application processes, college work-study improvements, elimination of delayed disbursement of student loans, penalities for the working students, and others. The delegates also lobbied the issues to numerous congressmen and senators while attending the conference. In addition, Daniel was named as the "Outstanding Committee Member in the Director's Committee." He was cited for his extensive work «i UC issues. UC is the voice of the students within the University of Wisconsin System. Each month, schools send delegations to discuss activities of their campus and issues regarding the UW System before the State Legislature. Meetings rotate to a different campus each month. UW System schools are also encouraged to send a minimum of seven delegates to each meeting. Delegates are usually chaipersons of such committees as Academic Affairs, Directors, Legislative Affairs, Minority Actions, Presidents, Shared Governance, and Women's Affairs. Workshop set for renters The Office ofResidence Life wiD be sponsoring a Fair Housing Workshop on May 10th at 12noon in Rm.207of the Uni ver-; sity Union. The workshop will feature Ema Bosemonte of the Racine Fair Housing Program. Issues to be discussed include how to protect yourself from housing discrimination, what to do if you think you have been discriminated against, and legal obligations of the tenant and landlord, i The workshop will be of par- | ticular benefit to the first-time renter, many who experience discrimination and/or landlord-tenant conflicts. Most discrimination and landlord-tenant conflicts are the result of tenants not knowing the legal rights and responsibilities of both themselves and the landlards. Ifa lease has already been signed, renters will benefit from the workshop by le arning their legal rights and responsibilities entailed. For further information regarding the Fair Housing Workshop or rental units in the Kenosha and Racine areas, contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UWParkside Housing Office (553- 2320). Walter named president of United Council Latesha N. Jude News Writer Lance Walter, former Legislative Affairs director for United Council (UC), was named president of UC during the organization's April meeting held at the University of Wisconsin- Marathon in Wausau. Walter, of St. Paul, Minnesota, defeated David Jacobs of UW-Green Bay and Tim Roelling from Superior. Walter's appointment is effective May 1 and runs through the 1991-1992 academic year. He intends to make his term productive by working closely with students and state government bodies.'! plan to unify students and direct our energies toward a more directed lobby effort at the Legislature and the Board ofRegents," Walter said. "The reason people elect a president for UC is because they need a person with the experience to get things done. They want a person who must work for results." UC, formed in 1960, is the state association for students in the UW System and is one oft he largest student research and lobbying groups in the nation. Walter, a 1989 Marketing graduate of UW-Eau Claire has been involved with UC since 1990, when he was named legislative affairs director. In 1988, he was elected vice president of the organization. During his involvement with UC, Walter has been involved with several legislative bills. He worked on the passage of Act 98, a bill allowing 20 year-olds to rent motel rooms. He also was involved with the passing of Wisconsin ACT 177, formerly called AB 431. This bill mandates that the UW System provide information and statistics on the number of sexual assaults and harassments thattookplaceon campus, as well as information about what to do if you are assaulted and harrassed, such as where to go. Most importantly, the bill provides a definition of sexual assault The bill has to be distributed in written and oral form during all Freshmen Orientations and it has to be given out to all students and faculty every year. "Lance should do a wondeful job," Brenda Leahy, out-going UC president said. "He has experience working with UC and will be able to get things done since he is famflar with the systems. He also has a good reputation for working with students and that will be a great asset for the work UC needs to do in the upcoming year." HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CAREMBAS. Enjoy excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first. Experience the rewards of being a commissioned Air Force officer, plus advanced education, medical/dental care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414) 291-9475 Cast le Lanes 633-1199 Meal Plan Participants Bulk Food Purchases are Available for Students with Excess Meal Cards Call 553-2601 for more info: • 5 Lighted Courts • Club Jesters Beach Bar • Wooden Viewing Deck • End of Season Beach Party Sink your toes in over 800 tons of beach sand at Racines only Beach Volleyball facility. CoEd, Mens, Ladies and junior leagues now forming. Sign Up Now for a Summer of fun under the sunt Cast le Lanes 633-1 199 .J Ranger, Page 14 Feature May 2,1991 IBM Volunteer of the Week Reoben Pohna is a sophomore ig in Psychology and So- In January of 1990, Reuben enrolled in the Student Community Service Program and began volunteering in the Kenosha area. He helped an olds Hispanic person improve her English skills and he worked with de velopmentally disabled clients in a workshop setting. Reuben's most current placement, and most rewarding, is being a friend to a boy from a single parent home through the Kinship organization. He was matched with Tommy last November and has become his good friend. They spent approximately three hours a week together except during spring break,^when they metdaily to build a model car for a scouting project Diane Solberg, Kinship Director, is quite satisfied with Reuben's performance. She stated, "I am very pleased with Reuben's involvement in Kinship. He is doing a fine job." Reuben h as volunteered a total of 115 hours. Far out days Reuben Polina Kenosha's Newest & Ho ttest Bar & Res taurant Catering to the College Crowd Remember the Beach Party zvith the Surf Boys celebrate the end of the school year Prizes! - Giveaways! May 16th Attend a special benefit party for Nadine Rittaca Reindel who is in need of a bone marrow transplant $3.00 donation Live Entertainment from 2 bands! May 5 from 2:00 - 6:00 free beer and raffle! 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 by Moss When I was in 2nd grade, my family and I movedt o al ittle town in the Rockies. I started in the middle of the year at a new school I was from the city and I had a lot to learn about the country. I was in a place where the hip things in life were pick-up trucks, horses, rodeos, guns, and of course, cowboy hats. I was not used to this style of life. But little did I know that I was going to learn quickly. First days at new schools are always freaky. You never know what will happen and th e strange things always seem to take control And if you've moved around you know what I'm talking about, and believe me, you never get used to going to a new school for the first day. But, (compared to other first days of my past) my first day went relatively fine. I decided who I wanted to hang out with and who I wanted to find out more about. I found out who was the tough guy to stay away from and I found out what teachers were pushovers. (The tough kid, by the way, was a bully who really belonged in 4th grade. He was said to be tough because he broke the teacher'se raser in half. I told everybody that it didn't take any strength whatsoever to break an eraser. Well, the word spread around that the new kid thought that he was the toughest guy in school so the big hulking flunky greeted me the next morning with h is fist, landing a solid punch in my face. So I beat the crap out of him and neither he, nor anybody else, ever gave me a hard time at that school (So the second day didn't go over so well with the administration, but let's back up again to the first day.) I was feeling confident that I had made a good first impression as I stepped onto the bus slotted to take me home. (Little did I know that the next day's fight was already being plannedatthatmoment. And I soon learned how f ast information can be passed around In the most twisted and warped ways possible.) I felt good and somewhat comfortable around my n ew surroundings. I was quickly adjusting to the new accent that I heard twang from everyone's mouth. My new residence was a mere five miles from school and my ride was almost over. The school bus was quickly approaching my house, but the driver did not slow down. I began to sweat a little. The driver had forgotten about me. "This is my stop!" I stated. The bus kept hauling down the road. "Stop! I live here!" I began wondering if the driver was going to kidnap all the kids on the bus and bury them alive in the coal mine down the road. Whoosh! The bus whizzed past my house. My life was fleeting before my eyes, and I was too young tod ie. Butnoother kids were panicking and they seemed to ignore my distress. "Stop! Please! Stop! I live back there!" I shouted. There was no response. I wonderedi f I was to ever see my dirt bike again (my only prized possession). My thoughts raced. What was I to do? Should I sneak forward and clobber the driver with my books to stop the bus? Should I just ride the thing out? No way. I was getting off, there were no two ways about it I remembered where I was, in the country, in the mountains. I was no longer in the city. Things were different here and something clicked in my brain. A door opened to a little room in my brain. I remembered what life was all about here, like pick-up trucks, horses, rodeos, guns, and of course, cowboy hats. "Whoa!" I commanded and fell forward in my seat as the bus screeched to a halt Everyone's eyes were upon me. I hads uddenly broken through the barrier. I hopped off die bus and walked the half mile the driver had overshot Anytime life is going too fast or that things are out of control and someone is pushing you over the edge; do what I do. Pull the reins and shout ina deep voice", Whoa!" Community Service Announcements HELP PREVENT HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES. Become a Blood Pressure Screener-Technician for St Mary's Health Care Charitable Foundation. Volunteer monthly or more. Training May 14,16and21 from 6 00-9:00 PM. Must attend all three sessions. See Carol in the Career Center or call Julie Dickert - 636-4363. BE A FRIEND OF THE DISABLED. Female student interested in gaining experience working with disabled may consider this request 32 year old woman needs companion/ friend to visit by telephone and in person. DD client works in community, loves people, enjoys shopping, riding bicycles, and going to movies. See two times monthly and visit weekly. Ask Carol Engberg for more information. Call 553-2011. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SHELTERS NEED YOUR HELP. Kenosha and Racine area agencies use volunteers to answer crisis lines, escort women to court and housing search, and provide structured activities for children. Day or night placements available. Training available. See Carol in Career Center or call Beverly - 652-1846 in Kenosha or Amanda - 633-3274 Racine. SERVE AS GUARDIAN TO INCOMPETENT PERSON. Kenosha and Racine agencies will train you to make decisions on behalf of an elderly, mentally ill or a developmentally disabled person. Volunteer must be mature, dependable, and committed to helping someone. This position is very important, rewarding, and has flexible hours. Call volunteer office - 553-2011. For more information, contact Carol in the Career Center between 8:00- 12:00 or call 553-2011. May 2,1991 Entertainment Ranger, Page 15; > 1 he Week at Parkside UW-Parkside's Jazz Ensemble to perform SATURDAY. MAY 4 •' • . •' , . . ' : . " ; • , .. . . : • •: ; v. • • • • V ' , ! • • ' . • • '• ' ' '• : CAB-H&, ' - .. , MUSIC: Parkside Jazz Hasetnble, CART Theatre, & prtu f j illlllisHllllllI • - •. • 3, neoa, fg| I : : • : , " • : ' ' iWPON:CONCRRT-SKRiESj'--'Facu]ty Artist Ned/a SUNDAY, MAY 12 THE END {MAY 17 & IS) MAY- 17; musical eftiertainniejtit by Ghost Dance and Java MAY 18; entertainment will be provided by Werfd Order and Exotic $4 per day or $6 fore weekend pass. All defects will be 55 at thedoor. FAIR HOUSING WORKSHOP •Learn to protect yourself from rental discrimination. •Learn what to do if you think you have been discriminated against. •Learn the legal rights of Tenants and Landlords. MAY 10. 1991 12noon-lPM UNION Rm. 207 Sponsored by: Racine fair Housing Progra# & UW-P arkside Housing. compiled by Dawn Mafland Entertainment Editor The Parkside Jazz Ensemble will perform at 8 pm, Tuesday, May 7, in the Communication Arts Theatre. Accompanying the ensemble will be Frank Man tooth, pianist, composer and arranger. Admission for the concert is $2 for senior citizens/students and $5 for the general public. Man tooth, of Oak Park, IL, released his first album "Suite Tooth" in 1990. The album met with critical acclaim and Grammy nominations in three categories. Mantooth's recently released second album "Persevere" features jazz artists Clark Terry and Pete Cristlieb. He also just finished a one-year residency as interim director of Jazz Studies at DePaul University in Chicago. Recent writing commissions are from "Doc" Severinsen and drummer/bandleader Louie Bellson. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble will perform a plethora of selections including "Blues for Youse," "Dead Ringer," both by Mike Steinel; "Quality Time,"by Charles Gray; "Out on a Whim," by Mike Tomaro; and "Cut to Paste," by Doug Beach. Mantooth's selections to be performed will include "White Pontiac," "Young and Foolish,"; "Slow Darrein'" and "Soon It's Going to Rain." All year long, the Jazz Ensemble has been performing excellent concerts at Pakside. Thisisthe last one of the year, so don't miss this opportunity to hear a talented' bunch of performers. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble is directed by Timothy Bell, associate professor of music. For more details about the concert or the music program, contact the Music Department at 553-2457. Horn soloist to play with UW-P Wind Ensemble Press Release Horn soloist David Babock will join the Parkside Wind Ensemble for a joint concert with the University of Wisconsin Parkside Community Band on Thursday, May 9, in the Communication Arts Theater. The concert is scheduled at 8 pm. General admission is $4.00. students, faculty, staff, and senior admission is $2.00. David Babcock will perform W.A. Mozart's 3rd Horn Concerto in Eb, K.447 with the Parkside Wind Ensemble. Since 1972, Mr. Babcock has served as Associate Principal Horn of Die Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, and he also performs as Principal Horn of Chicago's Grant Park Symphony Orchestra. Previously, Mr. Babcock was Associate Principal Hom of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Principal Horn of the Oregon Symphony, and Principal Horn of the New Orleans Symphony Orchestra. Die Parkside Wind Ensemble will also perform Allerseelen (All Souls Day) by Richard Strauss and Danses Sacred and Profane by California composer, William Hill. The UW-Parkside Community Band will perform Savannah River, Holiday by Ron Nelson, Armenian Dances by Aram Khachaturian and two Symphonic Songs by Robert Russell Bennett. The two ensembles will combine for a finale that includes Mars, BringerofWarfrom the Planets by Gustav Hoist, and Marc he Militaire Francaise by Camille Saint-Saens. Both ensembles are conducted by Mark Eichner, a UW-Parkside Associate Professor of Music. 99' Play Ball19 9 Register to win two tickets to the Brewers vs. White Sox at the New Comiskey Park on Sat. July 10th at 7 pm Ten winners will be drawn May 10. Home juice ftOWOA-8 StAl OF APPTOVAt Sponsored by PFM, Florida Dept. of Citrus and Home Juice. Toplaca classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyilie Library/Learning Center, next to the CoffceShoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkstde students are 25* per week run. All classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. No refunds. 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Experienced, responsible baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/or evening hours. We have a two year old girl. We would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine (Wind Meadows). Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. Refer- Canovi, Adoption Attorney, collect 414-273-0322. Exam secret! Raise thatGPA now! Report tells how. Guaranteed. $5.00 postpaid. BookBazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Ave; Kenosha, WI 53144! PERSONALS ists and maintenance assistant. Call 633-2409. Mitchell Handbags is seek- ences; please call Wendy at ing a part-time employee for 639-0492. nights and weekends. Sell ^ , handbags, luggage, attaches Professional couple needs and briefcases. Base plus babysitter for six year old commission. Contact Mary daughter Sat-Sun (every) Lamphanat857-7675 orap- 6'A5amn ' startinS ply at Mitchell Handbags, ^J.ne * 942-0191 Factory Outlet, Store 2Q. (Kenosha). Nancy, sorry about the baseball game! Love, Steve. Minnesota-2, Jim Newcomb-0. Blow me! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document IT Uni\ ?ersity of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger K, IMAgyM&MNMSNBHBB Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Issue 29 Thursday, May 9,1991 tmanHM Simpkins ends Ranger term , . inter is by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "My number one goal is to produce an award winning newspaper in both content and appearance," stated Craig Simpkins,UWParksidejunior, on April 19,1990, after he was selected Editor in Chief for the 1990-91 publishing year. After attending a Journalism Conference in Orlando, Florida in August with three other staff memebers, Simpkins commitment to produce an award winning newspaper increased. As Simpkins term as Editor in Chief of the Ranger comes to an end, the Ranger witnessed a formerly 8-12 page newspaper from its previous two years grow to a 16- 24 page newspaper this year. A good start in producing an award winning paper. Simpkins was pleased with the Ranger's consistency, as well as keeping a full staff throughout the whole y ear. Simpkins introduced a few new weekly features to the Ranger this year. The Spotlight column, which features weekly stories on clubs, organizations, and student services on campus, was successful. Another popular weekly column is Life After Paikside, which Craig Simpkins ates' success after college. Other successful features are the IBM Volunteer of the Week, and weekly feature articles that focuses (hi a UW-Parkside staff, faculty or administration member's interest or hobbies outside of teaching. Simpkins believes the Business Department of the Rangerdeserves a lot of credit in making such sections possible in the Ranger. "They did a great job in ad sales. It was very high, which enabled us to produce a thicker paper," said Simpkins. focuses (Hi UW-Parkside gradu- Simpkins feels that such sto- Latesha N. Jude News Writer On May 4th, the Cultural Awareness Leadership Council (CALC) celebrated their first CALC program during the academic year. This special event recognized junior and high school students who excelled in their studies and participated in the CALC program. CALC is a program directed by Delores Stewart, Director of Pre-college Programs. Stewart, the founder of CALC, has been with the program for twelve consecutive years. "I was pleased with the first year school attendance and the students' GPA from the first quarter to the third quarter. Die total number of CALC students participating in the program is 349 from the Racine and Kenosha area. Out of 349, there are 57 below a 2.0 GPA." The purpose of the CALC program is to provide motivation for members to achieve a 2.0 (C) or above grade point average. It is also an opportunity to develop organizational and leadership skills, enhance members' self-esteem, image and confidence. The program encourages developing students and teacher rapport, an unries on subjects such as racism, the renovation of die weight room, problems with campus police, the domestic abuse law, the elimination of the engineering program, and Math Q16, contributed to this year's success which a combination of a full staff and a dedicated staff made possible. Simpkins feels that this year's Ranger is being read more than the past couple of years because there's much more to read. "The stands have always been empty by the end of the week," said Simpkins. "People are either reading it or throwing it out" Simpkins, a Business Management major with concentration on Accounting, feels his experience as Editor in Chief will benefit him in the future. "Even though there was a lot of controversy that produced a lot of headaches, I enjoyed it because it produced dialogue between students." "It's been a great experience. I would like to thank everyone that gave me this beneficial opportunity," said Simpkins. As for next year, Simpkins offers this advice. "Draw a letter to the editor policy rightaway and stickto it, no Continued on Page 4 demanding in dealing with culturally related classroom stress, community service and participation in extracurricular activities. Stewart promotes the positively CALC theme. "I want them to take pride in their cultural identity. I want them to be willing to be prepared for their future and I want them to strive to be motivated at all times to do their best" Stewart believes that college students should consider serving as mentors and role-models for precollege students. Stewart stresses the need for positive academic and social attitudes. College students and the Wildlife Is again '' • . r V "• • V „ . : • uwschools who are participating in the CALC program are Steve Perkins-Gilmore, Tirshatha (Shockey) Wilson-Mitchell,Leslie Barry-Jerstad, Cheri Foster and Kim Roberson-Starbuck, Tatia Jackson-Horlick, John (Sonny) Hall and Richard Sosa-Park, Yolanda Jackson-Bradford, Rachel Rivas and Tina Gosey-Tremper, Cheri Foster-Reuther, Leslie Barry- Bullen, Tabitha Cole-Lance and Lincoln Jr. Melissa Quintanilla from Mitchell Middle School stated, "The thing that made me come to CALC was myself. I felt that it Continued on Page 4 Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate.. Page § Spotlight Page 5 Life After UW-P..Page 7 Scholarships. Page S Sports..... ...Page 9 Volunteers...........Page 21 Movie Reviews... .Page 22 Classifieds. .....Page 24 'Ranger, Page 2 Editorial May 9,1991 A SEVEN-DAY WAITING PERIOD FOR BUYING A GUN WON'T DO A DAMN THING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME— JUST LOOK AT THE RECORD! LAWS AGAINST MURDER AND R OBBERY HA VEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME! THE 2 . AMENDMENT TO THE CO NSTITUTION HASN'T DO NE ANVTHING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME! 1THE TEA/ COMMANDMENTS HAVEN'T/ ''yeah, -yeah? fUtrtUNP" C' nAnM 1V1r fYo0rU tOhOeNsNeA o PrA n' o From the desk of the Editor by Craig Simpkins My reign as editor-in-chief has finally ended. I never thought I would be happy when issue #29 hits the stands on Thursday, but I am. It was a great experience serving as editor, and I will not forget it the rest of my life. It could not have been possible without the strong support of our advisors Stu Rubner and Jan Nowak, and the staff that worked under me this past yea*. This year's staff has worked hard to improve the quality of — the paper, as well as its reputation with students and the entire campus community. Each and every staff member played an important part in getting the paper into your hands every week. I envision the Ranger staff as a series of huge gears, each staff member as one of those gears, and when some of die teeth mi one of these gears is missing, the whole system doesn't work. The Ranger business department deserves a huge pat on the back, and is leaving some huge Schuhs to fill They sold more advertising this year than they have for the past several years. For those of you who know anything about newspapers, you know that if you don'thave the advertising revenue to support the printing costs, you don't have a paper. One of my first goals after being named editor-in-chief last May was that I wanted everyone to like me and I wanted to get along with everyone. Well, folks, that lasted about five minutes. I found out that you are dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't So my apologies to everyone I may have offended during the year. My second goal was to produce an award winning paper. I think with a little more effort from next year's staff they could hit that goal. One of my favorite jobs all year was defending the paper every week when it wait out in the stands. This was a huge headache, but it developed my skills in dealing with difficult people. My second favorite activity with the Ranger was observing people reading it each week. The stands were empty by Monday evening sometimes, which is a sign that it was being read. I would like to congratulate the sports department on the fine job they did on improving their section. What is unique about the sports section is that it is a four to twelve page pullout section. Therefore, if you like sports you can pull it out and throw the rest of the paper out, or vice versa. The sports department dedicated 110%effort in making sure their section was top quality each week. The staff in the Physical Education Department has commented that it is the best sports section they have seen in twenty years. I want to extend a special thank you to each and every student, staff, and faculty member who offered their input on improving the paper, and who supported the Ranger. I would like to thank Stu Rubner who helped me out several times this past year dealing with controversial issues. And most of all, my personal thanks to the Ranger staff for a job very well done. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: I was truly embarrassed to read Craig Simpkins' clumsy anti-environmentalist harange in his "From the desk of the Editor" column (April 18, Ranger). While I favor reasonable, cautious, and environmentally sound development, I find it ludicrous to suggest that an area such as the Parkside campus could be beautified by careless expansion or expansion purely for the sake of gaining "credibility," as Simpkins argues. Moreover, Simpkins' comment—"When was the last time you saw a herd of buffalo grazing on the grasses?"— ironically contained a strong argument against his position. Since I have known Simpkins his entire life, I was indeed shocked to hear him argue for such a position. He is a sensitive individual who has had many pleasurable experiences in nature and, quite frankly, he should know better than to make such suggestions. In fact, if he doesn't cut it out, I'm telling Dad. Dr. Scott Simpkins English Department University of North Texas To the Editor: Recently, I read an article about how inefficient the Health Services Office has been. Well, this past week, I was not feeling my usual 100%, so I opted to go the Health Services and see for myself how things operate and check my temperature. To my surprise, as soon as I walked into the office, I was attended to and helped with the utmost common courtesy and rapid service. I must commend the Student Nurses Office and give them a well appreciated, Thank you. Sincerely yours, George Yee Continued on Page 6 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address ail correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla, Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Ceilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R G run d berg Glen Kelly General Staff; Moss Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Daniel,C hris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Judes, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian,J im Newcomb, MonaS hannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris ToHver, David Wick. ExecutiveCommiteetDan Chiappetta, Daw ^Mc!ntyney|Ceri Schuh, Craig Simpkins, Soott Singer I!. May 9,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Old problems are over and new problems begin by Donald R. Andrewski I don'tknow about you people, but this semester really shot right past me. It reminds me of flying on a commercial airliner. There is the initial rush as the semester takes off, followed by the almost boringly slow moving pace of the semester dragging along, much like one feels while riding on a jet for four hours. When the semester gets closer to the end, it picks up speed, much as the sensation of a plane nearing the ground to land. Suddenly, you are on the ground (semester end) and you wonder what the hell just happened. Now I'm gearing up for the big summer vacation ahead. I only have to watch out for the Catch 22 pitfalls that can ruin an otherwise good vacation. I am hoping forclearblue skies under which I can enjoy more skydiving, camping and other outdoor activities. So here are a few basic facts that you can use as a guide to determine if your vacation will be a good one. 1. Ifyouhavethetime,youwon't have the money. 2. If you have the money, you won't have the time. 3. If you have the time and the money, the weather will be lousy. Other factors will play into how enjoyable your break will be. One that immediately comes to mind deals with other drivers. I am particularly miffed at drivers who can see that there is no traffic for five miles behind you, and decide to pull out right in front of you anyway. To make matters worse, they will invariably proceed to drive at five miles per hour less than the speed limit. Adding insult to injury, these pinheads will more than likely have a bumper sticker that reads "I may be slow, but at least I'm ahead of you!" At that moment, you wish that you were driving James Bond's car and preparing to send an highexplosive rocket into the trunk of the automotive slug obstructing traffic in front of you. Another vacation spoiler is a byproduct of the warmer temperatures. This is the time of the year when every Department of Public Works decides to put their equipment through the paces. They then proceed to rip up every available inch of highway from Lake Michigan to the Mississippi River. The art of disrupting the major flow of arterial highway traffic has been developed through the years. Once highway planners discovered that people readily adapted to detours, they have switched over to the "merging lane" concept lean imagine some highway construction bosses sitting on the crest of a hill overlooking a ten mile traffic jam, rubbing their hands with glee at the inconvenience that they've caused. I would personally like to see the increased use of detours instead of lane mergers. Now that it is mentioned, why do they call it highway "construction" when they rip a road to shreds? At any rate, I sincerely hope that all of you have a splendid vacation. I'll see some of you in summer school. The rest I'll see in the check disbursement line at the Bursar's office this fall. I'm still working on that hot dog vendor from County Stadium. So have a nice break! Seeya next semester. Parkside Student Government Association Common interests by Tobln Lindhlom PSGA Senator We are all in the same boat in one way or another. Our common interests, which are decided by the few, can affect all of us in a positive or a negative way, and that is why our voice should be heard by the people in power. The senators, and the executive branch on the student government, all try to represent the students in a positive manner, but we cannot know what you are thinking without you telling us. The best way that you can make adifference is to stand up and be heard. Politiciansa re verya pt to listen to their constituents if they ever want to be re-elected; they must listen and try to make their constituents happy. The administration at this school is also very receptive to the students'needs. I recently went to Washington, D.C. for a national student conference and I learned that many of the schools have administrations that really don't listen to the needs of the students. We should be taking advantage of our ability to communicate to our administration, for the more that we let them know what we want, the more that they will do for us. We, the student government, cannot be everywhere and we are not able to do everything for the students. We will try to represent you to the best of our abilities, but we cannot do ita lone, there will be much more accomplished if you make your voices known. Here are some issues that could be addressed. Having a recycling bin next to the garbage (for aluminum cans, glass, and paper), trying to get more lighting in the parking lots during the night hours, work on parking problems, write to congressmen on the state and federal level for such issues as the miniskirt bill (which states that a women's clothing cannot be an issue during a sexual assault trial), the drinking age, financial aid, and the lack of resident housing. All in all we have a good campus, but there is always room for improvement We must all work together if we are to accomplish anything. Please stop by the PSGA office in D139A which is located near the coffee shop in WLLC to find out more about what I stated in this article. Mini Skirt Bill By Chris Daniel The first portion of this article was previouslyprintedin "The Siren"— the Women's Center Newsletter. This article was submitted by Sarah Minasian. FICTION, Mai n e—Local entrepeneur Vic Timm was charged for inciting burglary ^exhibiting precious gems in his store-front window located at the comer o; Right and Wrong. A neighbor was heard to have said "He was clearly asking for it, his window shouk not have been dressed like that Examples as absurd as this are often based on reality, prompting Wisconsin State Representative Peggy Rosenzweig and State Senator Barbara Ulichny to introduce Assembly Bill 177 in February of 1991. If approved, the legislation would prohibit manner erf dress to be used as evidence in a sexual assault trial. End of quote from "The Siren." United Council has strongly advocated the passage of the "Mini Skirt Bill." Instances have risen that allowed the type of attire be a determining factor in court whena rape case was at hand. Senator Lynn Adelman is the chair of Judiciary and Consumer Affairs Committee in which this bill isbeing held. Senator Adelman does not feel that this is a real issue. Therefore, it is our responsibility as students to inform Senator Adelman that he is very wrong. The comments stated above are those of the author and not necessarily the views of the Parkside Student Government Association. Senators: Jude, Bovee, Simpkins(U), Finch, Horner, Lindbiom, Olson, Yee, Stkora(L), TJensen(L), Daniel, Minasian, EJensen. Guests: Uka Morishita, Steve McLaughlin, Peggy James, Connie DesoteN. Executive Branch: KenSchuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Jude 5/3/91:1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Motion Daniel/Finch 5/3/91 2 To amend the minutes and state that the meeting was adjourned eke to lack of quorum. Passes 1CHH). (ammendment) Passes 10-0-0. (minutes) Report of the President (Schuh) The Students Award Banquet is Tomorrow a t 6:00pm. to 12:00am. Please pick up your tickets from me after the meeting. Received a memo from the Secretary of the Faculty , John Campbell, listings of committee appointments that need to be filed by mid-summer: Academic Actions, Academic Policies, Admissions, Records, and Student Information, Athletic Board, Awards and Ceremonies, Committee on Teaching Committee on the Campus Environment, Course and Curriculum, Graduate Studies, Information Resources, and Lectures and Fine Arts Committee. If anyone is interested in participating in one of the mentioned committees, please let President Pro-Tern pore Eric Bovee know. Student Health Services asked me to review and approve the Student Health nsurance Plan for next year. If y ou have any questions, see me early next week. Memo received from Diane Welsh stating that if any long distance calls have to be made, make sure that you dial 8 to make sure you are using the state telephone system line and not the Wisconsin Bel line. Need to discuss possfcle meeting dates for summer Senate sessions. Let minutes V.P. Wargolet know when good times are for you to meet. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) May 8th, at 3:00pm in Moln. D117, there will be a meeting on the closing of the D1 level doors of the Ibrary. Sent a proposal to the Vice-Chancellor concerning the Math 016 course vst.h e Math 101 course. Motion Homer/Bovee 5/3*91 2 To grant the Executive Branch authority to make this a public/poStical issue if they see needed. Fate 6-7-0. Report of the President Pro-Tempore (Bovee) Sara Minasian was appointed to SUFAC Committee and approved by the Chancellor. Report of Legislative Affa irs Committee (Lindbiom) ThankstoSenatorThad Jensen for all of his efforts in helping raise money for PSGA by the bake sale. Motion Lindblom/Horner 5/3^1:4 To allocate $187.95 for the USSA conference in Washington D.C. and take from the travel line item of the budget. Motion Sikora/Minasian 5/3/91:5 To amend the previous motio n and allocate $187.95for the USSA conference in Washington D.C. and take from our private account. Passes 9-1-2. Motion Daniei/T Jensen 5/3/91:6 To move the previous amended question. Passes 10-1-1. Passes 9-1-2. (amended motion •5) Report of Women's Affairs Committee (Morishita) Meeting/Pizza Party May 7th, at 2:30pm. in Moln. 116. Report of Judicial Branch (MartineiH) Swearing in of Sharon Pastorino as Senator for PSGA. Motion Finch/Sikora 5/3/91:7 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 11-00. Adjourned a/t 1:00pm. Ranger, Page 4 News May 9,1991 Exchange expense prohibitive Shakespeare Inshtute set by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "It's a greati dea, but we don't have the money to do it," said Ken Schuh, UW-Paikside Student Government Association president, referring to a special invitation that was conveyed by UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan to give to PSG A from Georgian Technical University's Students* Scientific- Creative Association in the Soviet Union. According to Schuh,Georgian Technical University proposed a student to student exchange program for a period of ten days. This special invitation allows UW-Parkside student government representatives to visit Georgia, and Georgian student representatives would be allowed to visit UWParkside. "They want to find out what we do over here," said Schuh. According to Schuh, the problem is that UW-Parkside representatives participating in the program would have to assume the cost of a round trip ticket to the Soviet Union. All the expenses for the reprentati ves ten day stay would be assumed by the Georgian students. The Georgian representatives, when arriving at UW-Parkside, would have to be provided with lodging, food, travel and transportation during their stay by PSGA. During Kaplan's visit to the Soviet Union with Vice Chancellor John Stockwell and Dean of Education Barbara Shade, an agreement was signed between the two universities that provides an annual exchange of faculty, staff, and students between the two institutions for periods up to three weeks. The agreement also encourages joint research projects and publications between specialists at the two universities. When Kaplan returned to UWParkside, she conveyed this special invitation from Georgian'sStudent Scientific Council. This is a separate student exchange which doesn't involve the agreement between the universities. "It's still in the air, said Schuh. "It's still a possibility. Maybe we can change the number of representatives from ten to five." How can you enjoy Shakespeare outdoors and earn two credits? Enroll in the summerweekend Shakespeare Institute. Each institute meets one weekend, from Friday afternoon through Sunday afternoon. In addition to reading plays, and talking with actors and directors, you see plays performed by the American Players Theatre (APT) in Spring Green, WI. A backstage tour, cast party, meals and lodging are included in the package. Vou can earn two credits through Independent Study with either Professors McLean (English) or Kornetsky (Dramatic Arts). You also have to register with the UWP Continuing Education Office (553-2312) few the weekend CALC participants serve local communities Continued from Page 1 would be good for me to meet new people and to prepare for college." Tirshatha Wilson, a junior at UW-Parkside majoring in Biology, has been involved with die CALC program since December erf 1990. Wilson was teaching students at Mitchell Middle School in Racine. "I wanted to help AHANA (African- Americans, Hispanics, Asian, and Native-American) students prepare for college and the outside world by providing leadership skills and being a positive role model." By the same token, Tabitha Cole, a freshman at UW-Parkside majoring in Pie-Law, has been involved with the CALC program since December of 1990. Cole, a volunteer, was teaching at Lincoln Junior High and Lance Junior High, both in Kenosha. The reason Cole joined the program was because, "I was honored to be given the opportu- , , -\^ v • % - ~ if # ... 1§3 R anger pholo by Suroii Beeck CALC participants celebrate at festivities nity to work with AHANA students." Since Cole was President of the CALC at her former high school(Bradford), she thought it would be a great opportunity for her to work with the same program when she was in college. Cole added, "Academics should be one of the most important things." Stewart adds, "We need 6 new mentors for the next year." Mentors should be enrolled when necessary. Mentors act as substitutes. There are no concrete assignments. Stewart also needs 100 school tutors to teach junior and high school students. Applications can be attained in Molinaro 262. Wilson added, "Regardless of what other people might say to you, any goal that you set your mind to is attainable. Never allow yourselves to be victimized by the racial barrio-. Success has no color; it does not discriminate." package which is limited to 25 participants. McLean directs Shakespeare Institute I,J uly 5-7. Thef ocus is on Moliere's "Tartuffe" and Shakespeare's "Winter's Tale." Costis$225.00. Register with CEO by June 19. Kornetsky directs the second Shakespeare Institute, August 9- 11. The focus is on the APT productions of Ibsen's "An Enemy of the People," "Tartuffe" and Shakespeare's"CdmedyofEirors." Cost is $240. Register by July 24. Graduate credit is available through the Office of Continuing Education at Carthage College (414-551-5987). Transportation is on your own. Contact the Office of Continuing Eduction for more information. Simpkins offers advice, wishes, to next year's staff Continued from Page 1 exceptions." One more thing. "You're not going to be able to please everyone. People will not like you," said Simpkins. "Just do what you think is best" "I wanted top roduce an award winning paper," said Simpkins. "It was my number one goal, but due to time constraints, it's difficult to accomplish with school and outside work." If you've been a student at UW-Parkside the past four years and read the Ranger, I'm sure you can say that this year's newspaper has been the most successful. Professor receives interesting results from space shuttle experiments by Susan Luepkes News Writer A professor of Chemistry at UW-Paikside, Z. Richard Korszun, received the scientific results of his invention "Materials Dispersion Apparatus" two and a half ho urs after the Space Shuttle Atlantis landed on April 10. Korszun estimated the experimental mission to be 70 percent successful. He was encouraged with the ability of the apparatus but was not satisfied with the "chemistry" of the data. However, Korszun is presently working on a revised flight that is scheduled for the end of July. He stresses that the issue of further research will be decided by the outcome of this mission. "If the next flights are successful, then there will be many more experiments. If it is not, then I will probably get out of the business". Nevertheless, Korszun has high expectations in its results. The puipose of this mission was to operate four apparatus' that conducted biological experiments in space. Effects can later be compared to others done in the earth' s atmosphere. These include analyzing crystalline proteins, blood-clots, infraskeltons of cells (which decide their shape and composition), as well as industrial catalysts, which will make a significant difference in the present use of the petroleum and chemicals in industry. "These experiments could have a great impact on the health Z. Richard Korszun and physiology of people.' Professor Korszun has been researching this project for seven years. He has had the help of an engineer and a scientist from the National Institute of Science andTechnology in the apparatus' construction. To Korszun, this was a "North American Project," for other researchers from such states as Wisconsin, California, and Washingm 1 ton D.C. had input on this Atlantis experiment May 9,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Another semester ends and the last issue is put to bed. What can be said of this volume of the Ranger? Many of us did not know what to expect when we signed on for this year, those who thought they knew what could be expected were often in error. Surprises were the most abundant fruits of our labors. A number of us holding paid staff positions found no time clock to tell us "Go home." If the job needed to be finished, we stayed. Commitment levels varied among staff members. Those of us who hung in there through smooth and rough sailing received an education much like what is encountered in the outside world. Some staff members reneged on their commitments; the vast majority did not and can hold their heads high for what they attempted to accomplish. Yes, sometimes we did not succeed, but we did try. Learning does not always demand success; it does demand the effort and realization of what it takes to maybe, just maybe, be successful in the future. We did not always succeed, but we did not fail Craig Simpkins tried to implement a vast number of changes this year. He had our support, but on the whole, perhaps our enthusiasm prompted us to attempt too much. We opened many doors to numerous discussions of social issues, and at times, Pandora demanded our full emotional attention. In retrospect, I doubt we would have done it any other way. Hopefully, our trials have made it a bit easier for others who cannot as easily escape the injustices society heaps upon them. Where is the Ranger today? The desktop system, which is only in its second year, has been revised and expanded. Perhaps you may have noticed an occasional "s" printed as an "a", or an unintelligible symbol in some text. Sorry if I missed them during commission of my copy editing duties, but our new scanner (a really handy piece of equipment) occasionally misreads other text This is how we learn. It's a nice addition that can save on many typing hours. We've added one more computer and a new camera to our production inventory, also. Some of our staff members may complain that our equipment could be upgraded, but I defy them to find many other campuses the size of UW-Parkside with as efficient a system. New staff members next year (hint, hint, we still need people) will find a valuable learning experience with the stuff we now have on hand. New people will be welcome on next year's staff. Some paid positions are yet unfilled and many volunteer assignments are possible. If you that whatever category you wish to classify yourself into is not being sufficiently represented, now's your chance. No matter what you may think, you can make the time. Keep banging on the door, ask for Editor Dan Chiapetta, and don't accept "No" for an answer. Something tells me that he'll give you your chance. We have had several occasions where segments of our readership have expressed a wish to "Shoot the messenger." A few of the remarks we've printed have been less than well-received, also, but we hope that positive things have come from the controversies. Opening up a newspaper to a diverse population elicits a diverse reaction; we could seldom predict what the outcome of what we printed would be, and when we did, we were often proven wrong. At least things are out in the open now. What will happen next with the Ranger? If you'd like to contribute to the production, you can affect the quality and content of the paper. Many people are willing to spend several hours complaining about the methods other employ and the results they achieve. If a like amount of time was devoted to contributive change, we would all see the difference. The issues raised this yeaar re unique neither to Parkside or this volume. What we are experiencing is happening nationwide. The controversial and enraged responses to several of our articles and letters are frightfully similar to those in past volumes. Will any meaningful change ever occur, or are we just fooling ourselves? Who and what would we be if we didn't at least try? Nothing will change on its own, and apathy only encourages changes for the worse. Craig tried, and many of us followed. We'd do it again. With any kind of luck, so will all of us follow our dreams and convictions. Good luck and good day. It's been a slice. 1990-91 Ranger: The year in retrospect The adventure begins as the 1990 Summer Issue is delivered Ken Schuh's Felix Unger Memorial Birthday Bash was a resounding success Next Year's Spotlight: Stay Tuned! : Ranger, Page 6 Letters to the Editor To the Editor: Like many of the students hen at Parkside, I have never writtena letter to the editor before, but I would like to make a couple of quick observations before leaving... Wouldn't its erve all of us betterif we could concentrate on the positive components of an education and not so much on the other problems? Since I've been here, I've read a lot of letters to the editor and heard many conversations about the problems here. There have only been a few times when the discussion centered on solutions without slamming the "guilty party". If I had believed everything 1 heard, then everything and everybody here must be a problem. Maybe I m weird, but I haven t run into any problems here that a little patience and understanding couldn't solve. Complaining and blaming another person or committee has caused plenty of friction since I've been here, but rarely ever solved anything. Didn't we learn in kindergarten that tattling usually backfires? Let's act like the adults we claim to be. We need to stop talking so much about the negative and start working on a solution by accentuating the positive in people and things. Soon, many of us will be in the real world where there are real problems and things we don't like. That's life. Let's not be people who prefer to have problem, we can't solve instead of solutions we don't like. The best way to convince someone isn't tobeat them over the head or talk about them, it's by an example of positiveness. If we're really coining here to leam, let's try not to complain so much and really try to listen to each other. We need to act towards a positive goal by having a little unselfishness and putting tip with things that don't really matter in the long run. This may sound very simplistic to some of you and I agree that it is, But maybe looking for the good in people and things isn't such a bad idea after all. It's guaranteed to save all of us a lot of problems. KarynSus To the Editor: I have been attending Parkside for four years and will graduate on May 19,1991. During these four years, I have seen some changes; some I'm proud of and others that make me cringe when I think about them. Fbr the most part, I'm a typical student. Each semester; I've worked at least one job, usually two (12-30 hours a week). My credit load has been at least 15 credits each semester. Upon graduation, I will receive a Bachelor's of Science in Business with my concentration being Marketing (Research) and a Minor in English. What sets me apart from the majority of the student population at Parkside? Well, I get involved on campus. Throughout my four years, I've participated with the following organizations in some way or another Parkside Activities Board, Alpha Psi Omega, The Ranger, Pi Sigma Epsiion, Student Organizations Council, Residence Hall Association and the All Campus Events Committee. Through my association with these clubs, I've met many contacts, made a lot of lifetime friends and gave myself the experience to compete in the "Real World" after graduation. These values I've learned will, I feel, give me an edge over students whose only experiences were classroom theory. Changes that have taken place that I admire and hope will continue in thef uture includet he positive interaction between the students, the clubs, the faculty and the Parkside administration. Another positive change is the overall bal- Opinion ance of students. More AHANA students and more non-traditional students are attending Parkside than ever before. However, I cringe when I see the lack of caring among students. Student participation in activities is practically non-existent. It's always the same students who show up at the events. I know it's hard working part full-time, taking May 9,1991 dreams and that, above all, they must learn to be caring and understanding men and women if they are to succeed in lif e. Presently, notenoughofthis kind of mentoring is going on,at Parkside. I graduate this month from UW-Parkside but I will not leave this institution. As an alumnus, I gers of such behavior. Linda Rawlings-Dregne To the editor: Some things to think about over the summer First, I want to commend some of the accomplishments of those working iiMhe Women' s Center? will approach issues of campus wonting pan or luii-ume, laung improvement from another angle. — 7 ——• full credit loads and/or taking care I wish everyoiw here ihe-best life - to encourage discussion of a family, but I've been able to of gecsonaHijtegFky that they can *s what tfie university campus isa ll put it all together and still end upp: aehieve. - with decent grades. X'm no wiz; I need toHftudyhard to earn a "B," but joining a club does not take as much time as people think it does. Committing loan organization does not mean ten hours a week; it could mean only one hour a week or just helping when an event is sponsored. The small amount of time put into your commitment could mean the difference between a rejection letter and a letter of acceptance for that job you really want to get Recruiters count extracurricular activity more and more in decisions. Although it's too late for you to get involved this year, don't wait until your senior year to join. The sooner you start, the more benefits you'll reap. Remember, you don't have to get as involved as I was, just get involved!!! Dawn Mafland To the Editor: At the end of the school year, I feel it incumbent upon me to offer a few reflections upon "the way things are" here at UW-Parkside. Students: COME TOGETHER! As evidenced by a new round of "verbal wars" between students of different ethnic backgrounds, this campus is sorely divided on issues of race(and gender). Students must stop this fight Sincerely, Deborah Kreuser To the Editor In response to Jacqueline Martin's letter regarding my ignorance of women's issues, I do not see how domestic violence relates to the article I wrotea bout CECA, UWP, and racial discrimination. To set the record straight, domestic violence is an issue that is very personal and dear to me, as I have been an active volunteer at Women's Horizons, Kenosha's shelter forbattered women and their children for close to five years now. In addition to on site volunteerism, I am also serving my third term on our Board of Conference on Children from Violent Homes that was held last year at Wingspread, and as one of three panel members at another conference, I helped train police officers from all over the United States in how :o respond to domestic abuse calls. My experience with battered women is extensive, including the facilitation and cofacilitation of weekly support groups for women li ving in and out of shelter. I have spent may hours with victims of family violence. hi short, when it comes to domestic violence, I am already well informed, thank you. My extensive experience with battered women, and my research Check our Checking! S No minimum balance •" High interest with $250.00+ / 24 Hour telephone banking and bill paying Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students Totfs (Jp Tallent Hall - Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 ing and ALL SIDES begin to reach T0®0 , T*ma research out to the others to understand their ^ JfSOMl observations regardmg abusers themselves, has also out to the others to points of view. If students do not do this, this campus will not improve. We ALL have valid viewpoints; let's begin the process of healing our batdescars. In this healing process, it is the responsibility of student organizations, especially the PSGA and S.O.C., to lead the way. Advisors and Faculty: Challenge every student under your care to be the best they can be. Encourage than to think for themselves (not just to regurgitate your ideas and viewpoints). You must help students to see that they ARE capable, that they CAN fulfill their taught me how to recognize characteristics typical of their behavior. It is unfortunate that Ms. Martin's Letter to the Editor exhibabouL Promoting inclusion and constructive behaviors is a noble cause. With so many different people involved, aren't there differences of opinions on what is constructive? Are the ones from the past gone? Often, the oppressive system must be dismanteled in order for growth to occur. Otherwise, the previous system will choke out the possibilities offered by a better one. New ideas will be constrained by limitations of thinking in the previous system. Let us look at the arguments used two weeks ago. "We believe we are a '...safe place for all women...' just as the goals state." This may be so, but the fact is that your belief is false. You have previously proved that those whose actions are other than what 'You' deem constructive will be excommunicated. While I believe in deliberate excommunication, it should not be the practice of the Co-Coordinators of the Women's Center to offer up women for slaughter in situations where the assertion of non-involvement was all that was necessary. What is treated as confidential and what is not? You said, "We., .stick it out when things get tough..." How tough? I am glad at what you have done to help individuals at Paricside, but there's more going on than the fairytale. Anyone involved in student organizations understands that to get money next year, money HAS to be spent this year. You were the perfect choice to help me get Dr. Nye here. Money to spend, no plan. I was surprised to see such its some of the very signs that often little support, other than financial, alert us to abusive individuals. The condescending tone and the direct implication of others' ignorance that stand out foremost in Martin's letter are the same tactics used often by abusers. In fact, I am surprised that this abusive letter has come from a woman who claims to workatashelterfor abused women, a shelter that struggles to educate our communities about the danfrom W.C. It makes me wonder about your commitment to all the projects that have bom your name. Does the selection for that involve the same criterion and procedures as the selection for safe inclusion? My involvement with theW.C. next year is a possibility, but, my involvement in the W.C. will take some convincing. Debra L. Halverson May 9,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 7 Life After Parkside Kimberfy A. Tenerefli Feature Writer For the last article of the year, I would like to say have a safe and fun summer, and best of luck to the graduating class. I would also like to thank the following who contributed to Life After Parkside: Bev Burnell JohnZehren Jennie Tunkieicz Amy Bauman Carlene Heard Kari Dixon Mary Etta McLane Susan Micheai Sally Wood Dr. Susan Cable Deanna Leadingham Kelly Huston I would also like to thank Beverlee Anderson and Oliver Hayward for contributing to articles other than Life After Parkskle. A sincere thank you also goes to the Ranger staff, and especially Craig Simpkins, Editor, for accommodating my busy schedule. I hope my article did some good for those of you out there. See you next year! Nominations sought for award • The Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee is currently seeking nominations for the 1990-1991 Distinguished Service Award for Academic Staff. Any student, faculty, classified or academic staff member may nominate a non-instructional academic staff member who is employed 50% time or more, and who has not received the award in the past five years. The criteriaforrecognition will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the University of Wisconsin-Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the requiredperforraance of his/her normal duties or job responsibility at the University, Le., "above and beyond the call of duty." However, the feet that job responsibilities vary widely in range should be taken into account Further, it is expected that such distinguished service would be related to his/her professional training; could have been one significant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary service over the years at UW-Parkside; and could have been performed or accomplished on and/or off campus. Nomination forms are available at the Union Information Desk or from the Secretary of the Faculty Office (553-2397). Completed nomination forms should beretumed by June 15,1991. Students honored at banquet by Emily Heller Feature Writer The Annual Student Awards Banquet was held in the Union Dining Room Saturday to honor and thank students who participated in club activities this year at Parkside. The evening began with dinner, followed by the Keynote address given by Robert Turner, Representative of the State Assembly. The awards were then presented to the outstanding students and advisor. Each of the five major status organizations honored two of their members with the Distinguished Service Awards. Receiving the awards for the Ranger were Dan Chiappetta and Ken Schuh; from the Parkside Adult Student Alliance, Gene Desotell and Suzanne Larson; from Parkside Activities Board, Brad Roschyk and Gary Nephew; from Student Organization Council, Mike Johnson and Henry Owens; and from Parkside Student Government Association, Internship applications available for Les Aspin's office Congressman Les Aspin (DWI) today announced that his Racine office is accepting applications from area college students interested in serving as interns during the summermonths of the 1990- 91 school year. "Each semester I recruit new students to woifc ram? es ossswork, which involves solving problems that people are having with federal agencies," Aspin said. "S tudents get a first-hand lock at how the federal government works when they begin the process of locating lostsocial security checks, answering military-related inquiries, or providing information about current legislation and federal programs." Aspin recruits students for the fell, spring and summer semesters of school. He is currently inviting students to apply for non-paid, partfee internships that will ran from June through August of the 1990- 91 school year. The positions revolve around casework, or "problem-solving." Interns are often called upon to answer questions about the Economic Development Administration (EDA), the Farmers Home Administration (FmHA), the Social Security Administration (SS A), or the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). They also have a variety of other responsibilities which include researching legislation, helping with general office work like answering phones, and in some cases wonting1 en are related to their interests. Joe Pascoe, a University of Wisconsin-Parkside political science student, is currently serving as an intern in Aspin's office. "I've learned a lot working for Non-traditional students no longer the exception Les," Pascoe said. "This educational experience has given me something to offer when I begin to look for a job." Many of the interns who work in the Racine Congressional office participate in the UW-Parkside Political Science Internships Program (PSD- That program provides studentswith between 3 and 12 credits for a stint in Aspin's office. In addition to working part-time in the office students are required to do a journal, a research paper, or a series of short position papers during the course of a semester. Aspin encourages students in all areas of study to apply for in- Chris Daniel and Thad Jensen. Six Emerging Leader Awards were given to students who were nominated as up-and-coming student leaders. These awards were presented to Connie Desotell, Tatia Jackson, Nancy Marrero, Tobin Lindbiom, Eric Bovee, and Edilma Del Rodriguez. TheAdvisoroftheYearaward was presented to Lucia Herrera, advisor of H.OJP., Hispanic Organization at Parkside, for her outstanding involvement in the club. The Presidents' Award recipient was chosen by the Presidents of the major status organizations and was awarded to Latesha Jude for her participation in a number of different organizations throughout campus. Gary Nephew was honored with the Phil POgrega Memorial Service Award. Pogrega was a former PSGA president After the awards were presented, music by World Order and Bjorn & White entertained the students. temships in his office. He recruits them from local colleges and universities such as the UW-Parkside, UW-White water, Carthage College, Gateway Technical College, Carroll College, UW-Milwaukee, and Marquette University. Those students who apply for internships should have at least a 2.5 Grade Point Average (GPA), * irceimsendation from one college professor or coufiseiosvF^? more information students should contact Rosanne Rogers at the Racine office which is located at 1661 Douglas Avenue, 53404; or by calling (414) 632-4446, or 551- 7414 if dialing from Kenosha. by Sharon Pastorfno Special to the Ranger Non-traditional college students are no longer the exception on college and university campuses throughout the United States. Many more adults are returning to school now than ever. Some are returning to school to improve their chances for advancement in their present occupations, while others are preparing for new careers. Still others are returning to campuses after years of parenting. Whatever their reasons, the percentage of non-traditional students attending college has been increasing. According to theU.S. Department ofEducalion's National Center for Education Statistics in Washington,D.C., in 1989, 42 percent of college students nationwide were age 25 or older. This figure includes both part-time and full-time students enrolled in courses for credit Parkside ianoexception. Since its creation, Parkside has always maintained a large non-traditional student enrollment which is primarily due to it being a commuter school. According to Mary Walek, Adult Student Coordinator at Student Enrollment Services, there are 2818 non-traditional students (2093 part-time and 725 full-time) enrolled in both credit and audit classes at Parkside this semester out of a total student population of 4889. Converting this figure top ercentages, the non-traditional student population represents 58 percent of the totals tudentpopulation. Parkaide's definition of a non-traditional students is any student age 23 or older. Out of the2 818 non-traditional students, 1328 (47%) are women and 1490 (53%) are men. The age range of Parksidc'a non-traditional student population is as follows: 1701 (60%) are 23-29 years, 670 (24%) are 30-39 years, 301 (11%) are 40-49 years, and 140 (5%) are 50 years and up. The oldest degree seeking student is 76 years old. ; Ranger, Page 8 Feature May 9,1991 next year!!! the Ranger Staff Thanks UW-Parkside for your patronage! Remember the Beach Party ivith the Surf Boys celebrate the end of the school year Prizes! - Giveaways! May 16th Remember our Sunday thru Thursday Specials $1.00 "ituudy Scholarships awarded to incom -Rumpleminz -JagerMeister 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 WANT? Aerobic Exercise Instructors Get paid for exercising! Apply now for Fall '91 aquacize or instructor positions. Applications available in Student Health Services, MOLN D115. By Cynthia Jensen University Scholarship Officer The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is proud of its students' reputations for academic excellence. That excellence is evidenced by the astonishing number of students who apply for UW-Parkside scholarships each year. This year, the University held its -22nd annual Scholarship Day Program on May 5th to honor and award those students chosen to receive University scholarships for the 1991-1992 academic year. UW-Parkside was pleased to award over $86,000to entering and continuing students. This is a major advancement compared to UW-Parkside's first Scholarship Day Program when 5 students shared $1000 in scholarships! The following is a listo f high school seniors who will receive University scholarships as they enter UW-Parkside next Fall. Do you see anyone you know? Academic Scholarships These scholarships are given for outstanding academic achievement, leadership, school/ community service, and academic promise. MargaretKuffel St.Joe's,Kehesha Tracey Wall Cudahy Sr. High, Cudahy, WI CiMutg Kirn Bradford, Kenosha Diana Vargas Tremper, Kenosha Makoto Tokuhisa Washington Park, Racine Debra Guenther Tremper, Kenosha James Bruce Mukwonago High School, Mukwonago, WI Amy Pivovar Tremper, Kenosha Angelica Tovar Bradford, Kenosha Rochelle Boyd J. I. Case, Racine Kimberly Chesick Burlington, Burlington, WI Heather Premeau Tremper, Kenosha Amy Cope Tremper, Kenosha James Neuenfeldt Wauwatosa Sr. High, Wauwatosa, WI Sharon Hill South Milwaukee High School, S. Milw. Daniel Gehrand Union Grove High School, Union Grove, WI Colette Eckert Tremper, Kenosha Andrea Buratti St Joe's, Kenosha Brian Eise Washington Park, Racine Nicole Parker Wisconsin Lutheran, Milwaukee Art Scholarships These scholarships are awarded for aesthetic achievement and potential. DanaGasser Tremper, Kenosha Richard Lorbach West Milwaukee, West Allis, WI Paul Thuriot Washington Park, Racine Jessica Heir Tremper, Kenosha Connie Wolfe Bradford, Kenosha Music Scholarships These scholarships are based on a performance audition. Tony Maze Bradford, Kenosha Joseph Gasser Tremper, Kenosha Dana Gasser Tremper, Kenosha Lori Covelli Bradford, Kenosha Brian Cummings Horlick, Racine Kristine Luxon J.L Case, Racine Arman Mahdasian Horlick, Racine The University of Wisconsin- Parkside community is proud of its students' reputations for academic excellence. That excellence is evidenced by the increasing number of continuing students who apply for, and receive, UW-Parksidescholarships each year. This year, the University held — its 22ndannysl - -Day JL * Program on May 5th to honor and award those students chosen to receive University scholarships. — Through the major fundraising and development efforts of the Office of University Relations, UW-Parkside will award over $86,000to entering and continuing students. This is a 33% increase over the amount of funds available last year, and a major advancement beyond UW-Parkside's first Scholarship Day Program when 5 students shared $1000 in scholarships! The following is a list of current Parkside students who will receive University scholarships for the 1991-1992 academic year. These scholarships are awarded for one or more of the following: superior academic achievement, academic promise, leadership, school and community contributions, aesthetic achievement, or by audition. Sahag Akgulian Scholarship in Engineering David Bloxdorf Alumni Annual Fund Scholarships Ashley Carter Theresa Dickison Russell Minton Jeffrey Van Bendegom John Thelen Brian Washburn Alumni Association Scholar Awards Liberal Arts: Ann Duquaine Education: Laura Stock Science & Tech. Daniel Mattson Business Diane Kelly & Judith Berner Art Department Scholarships Kathleen Henke Carolyn Nehring Linda Lemay Lynn Robey J.I. Case Scholarships Cathi Higgins Jessica Putra Communication Department Endowed Scholarship Rochelle Kehoe Donald Corr Memorial Scholarships Andrew Patch Beth Marie Adelsen Decker/Buchaklian Memorial Scholarship Scott Fernandez DeRose Marketing Scholarship JCTuilfca Ycikey John Drozd Memorial Scholarship Cathy Dantzman Elinor Dubin Memorial Scholarships Timothy Kretschmann Kimberly Tenerelli Robert Wojnarowski Daniel S t John Sharon Scheel Bruce Angleman Mary Sanchez Education Department Scholarship Louisa Montemurro Educators' Credit Union Scholarship Melloney Wilson English Department Scholarship Yana Suchy Ferwerda Physical Sciences Endowed Scholarships Shelly Stanislawski Lisa Lindgren James and Lynn Filipek Scholarship Lori Lorenzen Julius and Alice Goldstein Schol arships UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MAY 9,1991 SECTION B A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE &§f l|: p§|:l:: :f§|;. ||||;| tgl Ip. M;v{c^crib| mm £m$ who criticized his as&fe thh year. Doherty ileilill^ Shape Bp says that the, fearj ^lti!t;Spi!!!!!i!!! That's all folks In the Una! issue of. the year the Ranger Sports Staff covers all Hawks can't weather Ranger storm Hollenbeck's three homers ignite charge into District 14 tournament Please juin us! Wednesday May 15 house of the newAe^ieSuf^C^ht Lab 1:3® llil®l SSBlSS! sue room, !|l|!t|i||I BiKSIBilf 11;® Bill-: IfieTba^S^ excoilc i eal Education Program. Refreshments will be served. By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The Viterbo V-Hawks were the team which bumped off the Ranger baseball team last year in the District-14 playoffs. This year, they were the coaches choice to win the District That was until the Ranger offense ravaged the VHawk's pitching. Led by aS-for-8 day including three home runs by lead-off hitter, Wade Hollinbeck, the UWParkside offense banged out 29 hits in two games, blowing the VHawks from contention in District 14. Keyed by a bout of wildness, Viterbo got on the board first scoring three times against Ranger starter Kelly Zielinski in the first inning. The only hit though, was a Dave Wright double with one on. Besides that Zielinski walked three and hit a batter, staking the VHawks to the early lead. The Rangers stole that thunder with a four-run frame of their own. Lead-off singles by Hollinbeck and Marc Thompson set the table for Mike Caccioppo's run-scoring double. Afro* a walk to Greg Green, Ron Bills cleared the bases with a double, putting the Rangers ahead 4-3. Wright had an answer for the Rangers. With two out and a man at second, he hit a two-run blast to give the V-Hawks the lead at 5-4. UW-Parkside took the lead for UW-Parkside Baseball Coach Red Oberbrunner continues to climb the NCAA Division H baseball coaching win list Listed below are the top ten coaches by number of wins. Coach John Scolinos, Cal Poly Pamona Tommy Thomas, Valdosta St. Frank Vieira, New Haven Jack Rose, Denver Rudy Abbot, Jacksonville SL Gary Grob, Winona St. Ken Oberbrunner, UW-Parkside Jack Smitheran, UC Riverside Boyd Coffie, Rollins Bill Aker, Northern KY. Yrs. Won Lost Tied Pet. 43 II 1,171 923 0 .559 23 798 422 1 .654 28 III 737 163 3 .817 30 664 504 1 368 21 659 257 5 .718 23 II 642 328 Mill 661 33 640 315 oW .670 20 634 480 2 569 19 ' 563 390 6 **•* .590 19:11 545 363 0 / .600 good in the third. After a one out walk, Bob hall bunted for a single to put two on. After Hollinbeck made his only out of the game, Thompson cashed in with a tworun double, making it 7-5, Rangers. After a single run by Viterbo in the fourth, the Ranger storm rolled in . Eight Rangers batted before an out was recorded. Included in that squall was four singles and two home runs. Dave Coughlin hit a two-run blast, and Hollinbeck matched that with the first of his homer hat-trick. After asok) dinger by Green in the fifth, the Ranger storm reached catastrophic proportions in the sixth. Aiter Hall doubled and scored with one out, Hollinbeck hit his second homer in two at bats, see PLAYOFFS. B8 Oklahoma City is final stop in golfers' National quest By LEN ANHOLP AssLSporis !i|i homa (Sty, Oklahoma on May I9tb to compete in the xll • xV •: •••. v v v III® • v . - •• • v, • :• . . • • ' •: • . :• : ' • ' • make the trip to nationals was Rick Efeen in 1985. Rangers win four out of their five meets, coach Steve •: V; VV'"" ; ' i ' v . 'VfV. Oklahoma. spring* said Stephens, "All the guys have worked hard every day to achieve our current level of play.rt The Ranger's success tats season iseven more impressive when you loo k at how young the team is, Steve Gerber.tbe number two golfer, is the team's only senior. Mark Schneider and Tom Agazzi, number two and number ihree, are sophomores and Joe DahlsfreatvPfcui Uonneii and Matt Koehfer are only Softball team survives loss to advance By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor Tradition can mean many things to a successful program and to the UW-Parkside Softball team last weekitmeant one more page in a long and growing listof outstanding accomplishments. Last week at the District 14 Championships the Rangers captured their ninth straight District 14 Championship at the Shane Rawly Sports Complex in Racine, a no less than incredible feat considering foe teams youth and lack of experience in foe post season. It took the Rangers five games to repeat as Champions as they lost but one game to Lakeland College and came back to beat the same team in foe Championship game foe next day. The action started on Friday when UW-Parkside faced off against MSOE in the double elimination tournament and breezed to a 11-1 five inning trouncing over the Eagles. The Rangers merely had to see SOFTBALL, B2 Ramjer. Patio B2 Max 9. 1991 Department Improvement needed to keep our athletes competitive By DAVID HtJISW Columnist As this school year comes to an end I thought it would be a good time to look ahead to next year. There are many improvements which need to be made in the athletic department soon. Hopefully by next year the athletic department will be more organized and the programs will be stronger. The athletic teams theU niversity of Wisconsin-Paiksidea re goingt o need a lot of financial help next year. The majority of the teams will be competing at theN CAA Divisionn level nexty ear, which means they will be competing against better competition. UW-Parkside must put money into it's programs in order to stay competitive. In order to make athletics more attractive to prospective recruits, and athletes already on the teams, student support at home games needs to be improved. This could easily be taken care of with just a little promotional help from the school. Opening the new aerobic center to all students is a must for next year. You can not have a facility which can be very beneficial to the students, closed to them because they have more important things tod o than take physical eduction classes. So what will happen next year? Will the soccer and volleyball teams make a well overdue trip to nationals? Will the men's and women's cross country teams continue to improve at nationals? Will anybody finally go and watch the golf team compete? As the winter season begins will Schiesser's basketball team be the national powerhouse he claims they will be? Can the wrestling team continue to be a national powerhouse? Will the women's basketball team draw more fans then the men's team next year? In die spring how will UW-Parkside's women's Softball team handle it's first season at the NCAA Division n level? Will the men's baseball team become the love of the state after the loss of the UW-Madison program? Will the men's and women's track teams finally get to run on a track without potholes? I can't wait to find out Softball Racewalking: "ugly duckling* Olympic sport By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor UW-Parkside is without a doubt the top college in the United States for racewalking. Consistently our walkers finish high in national and even international events, yet the recognition the sport of racewalking has is that of an ugly duckling and receives little interest from people on campus and in the community. In fact as many of you are reading this, you are probably debating weather or not to move on to something "more interesting". Well, hang on and perhaps you will learn a bit about your schools most successful sport UW-Parkside has sent several athletes to the Olympics via racewalking. Former Rangers, Andy Kestner and Jim Hiring, each qualified for three games, 1980, 1984, and 1988. Debbi Lawrence, former Ranger is currently preparing for the '92 games in Barcelona. Lawrence, 29, is thought to be America's best hope for a racewalking medal She is also the first woman to break the 46 minute mark in the 10k. Lawrence, currently ranked 1st in the 10k event in the US, is a former 10k champion in 1990,1986 and 1984. Doug Fournier, 24, also a UWParkside graduate is also preparing for the men's 20k race in '92. Fouriner is ranked second in the US for the event See Racewalking, B3 Goodbye and Goodluck Women survive loss to Lakeland with three straight wins in D-14 tourney continued from front page wait to win, waitbecause the Eagles had no fast pitch pitcher. So the ball seemed big all day for UWParkside who pounded out 13 hits before the game was called on the ten run rule. Right fielder Tammi Wright went four for four with an RBI and scored three times for UWParkside. Pitcher Jeannee Esselman threw the entire five innings giving up just two hitso n her way to the win. The Rangers supported Esselman offensively with two runs in each inning and one in the fourth. Obviously the lack of a true pitcher hurt the Eagles chances but Coach Linda Draft knows thatc an sometimes cause problems, "It's a little scary to play against that type of pitcher because it is hard to slow your hands down when hitting." The problems did not come in slowing down their hand but rather in speeding them up for the next game. For it was against Lakeland College that the Rangers were handed their only loss in the five District 14 tournament games. "We took them too lightly and simply could not hit," said Draft UW-Parkside managed just three hits in seven innings as Lakeland's Amy Knise threw a 4- 0 shut-out The Rangers Beth Hansen had trouble early with first inning jitters as Lakeland sewed three in the first inning on a walk, single, double, triple and a hit batsman. By the time Hansen settled down in the third, the Rangers were down 4-0 and could not awaken their sleeping bats. The play seemed typical of the Ranger efforts all season long, winning a game easily and coming back with a lackluster effort minutes later. But UW-Parkside had matured during the season and came out on top Saturday morning against Viterbo College with a 5-2 win. Essleman had another great outing giving up just four hits allowing two runs none earned. Offensively, the Ranger bats came alive again in the bottom half of the first when first baseman Tammi Wright walked and scored on senior center fielder Larua Nowdomski's triple. Nowdomski then scored when Hansen doubled. The Rangers scored again in see LAKELAND, B4 An attempt to list af! work ; UW-Parkside Ranger in the past j&w years would, end up nothing more than a gross understatement, For! truly could not begin t o put made to the paper and to the people § gettoknowhint. SonowasJeffis fond farwelL - • •••• • . ; • •• known, Overtbe coarse of thep ast; fiveye^^X^tBirterinanB.Lem,ha® spent hundreds of hoars working! only allowed bim pioneer §|||i . ' ' : • • •' ' • : . : . . ' • • . ' • V : • - V , . . . . . ; , •; " . : ' ' . : ' •: • '• ' • . • fas; • • : ' V ' . . • " •; is jhinkmg ^Who the. hell is Jeff : . . • • • • . • " • • . • . : :• ' ' : :V . ' ^ ined, demacdiag, intelligent* elever* fun loving, honest and tdnrnagineably noiquex ''/<Fpr those of us who have had the pieasare of knowing Lera, we him. rKr.gs *; riv pirns Qights baseball* his sense of humor, any sport you can think of, compete Irwin M> Fletcher and of coarse,' "HeyBabeT So now as you leavens, fdlike to wish yon the very best that your ot&sfaadiflg qualities have to offerl Bar all yon have said , ; and the things you gave, h __ Thanks Jeff. Thanks for the Lemmories, TedMchdyre^ Jim's parting shots By JIMNEWCOMB Columnist This is my last column for the Ranger. So, this is my chance to take some parting shots. Here they are. First off, last semesterC urt Schircel wrote a" Letter to theE ditor" that said I was living in afantasy world for picking the Bears to beat the Packers twice. Curt couldn't imagine how I could pick the Bears, a team the Packers beat twice the year before. The Bears won both games. I was right, Curt, you were wrong. I also said the Bears would finish better than 10-6 and goon to the playoffs (no, I never said they'd go any farther). They did and finished 12-4. I picked the Packers to finish 8-8 or below. They did. Well, Curt, guess my "third grade reading skills" and "third grade writing skills" proved a better measure of prediction than your whiny horn-blowing. Oh, yea, Curt You had a few spelling mistakes (you spelled Harbaugh Harbough), and I'm not sure, because as an English major it's sometimes hard for me to tell, but I think you had a few grammatical problems as well. I also received some criticism from some Mini-Scrotum No-Stars fans. This cracked me up even more. You see, Curt Shircel had the guts to put his name to a prediction made before the game (what I do every week). These other weasels not only remained nameless, but made their statement ("Blow me!" "Northstars 2, Newcomb 0") after the fact Quick question: Where were the No-Stars fans before the play-offs? Snowbound? Listening to Prince? I admit I was wrong when I picked the early elimination of the No-Stars, but at least I don't have to watch them play. Oh,yea. Are you No-Stars fans also Vikings fans? Or do you just like the No-Stars because they have pretty uniforms? Guest Article Tough schedule not enough to stop soccer team's consistent performance By MIKE LEE Guest Writer The Rangers have one of the nations best soccer programs. A program which was started with the opening of the school in 1969. The past twenty-two years have produced some great teams and outstanding individual players. The teams overall record is a respectable 207-152-33. Next year Rick Kilp's team will be working to make a string of twelve consecutive winning seasons. The Rangers have dominated District 14 and Area 5 of the NAIA. Parkside has won the district championship five of the last seven years. In each of the district championship years, the team reached the the Area 5 championship match. The 1984 Rangers defeated Sangamon State University to take the Area 5 title NAIA National Tourney, where they finished twelth in the country. Each year since 1984, the Rangers have been ranked in the NAIA top twenty national polL This past years squad reached a record high ranking of number five. These are credible accomplishments concidering the Rangers tough schedule. UW-Madison, UW-Milwaukee, and Ohio State are well respected NCAA D-I programs which appear on Parkside's schedule. NCAA D-II powerhouse University of Missouri-St Louis, plus NAIA top twenties, Tiffin of Ohio and Judson of Illinois, are always formidable adversaries. The Rangers have dominated the All- District 14 team and consistently have had players voted to the Area 5, NSCAA All-Mideast, and NAIA AllAmerican teams. There have been eighteen Rangers voted Ail-American. In 1989, the NAIA launched its Senior Bowl, set upf or the countries best seniors. Parkside had its players participate in the first two games. In 1989, Michael Baldwin (1985-1988) was a starting defender for the West All -Stars. In 1990, Stan Anderson (1985-1989) and Jim Chomko (1986-1989) were both invited to the all-senior match. ft Each year since 1984, the Rangers have been ranked in the NAIA top twenty national poll. This past years squad reached a record high ranking of number five. •t Anderson played in the nets and Chomko in the midfield. The West won, and Jim Chomko was voted the games MVP. This year senior Michael Riley (1987-1990) will represent Parkside at the Senior Bowl in New Mexico. The former UW-Parkside player with the longest list of accomplishments is Jimmy Banks. While atParkside, Banks was voted toNAIA,NCAAD-n,andNSCAA All-American. He has attained the the highest goal of any soccer player- to play in the World Cup. Banks was a starting defender for the United States in the games against Italy and Austria in the 1990World Cup in Italy. He is now playing professional indoor soccer for the Milwaukee Wave. The high level of competition and sucess of Parkside soccer continues when die players leave the field. In a day when winning conferences can be more important than graduation rate, Parkside's is one program that makes no mistake about what is truly important Coach Rick Kilps states "Academics are more important than athletics. I tell my recruits straight out- Your coming here to get a degree. If your interested in becoming a professional player, then your looking at the wrong program." Kilps stands by his word. Since Kilps' arrival in 1984, there have been four Academi c All- Americans. All players who have completed their eligibility have graduated. Many of these studentathletes have continued their education. At this time former players are working on their Masters Degrees in Law, Medicine and Engineering. The future looks no different, there will be six more players to graduate this Spring. The type of individual who will play soccer at Parkside must be able to excel both on and off the field. It is this type of athlete which makes programs sucessful. The tradititionofPaikside soccer is alive in the classroom as well as on the field. This combination will continue for the good of Parkside and the good of the individual. The type of program Parkside has is worth supporting, go watch a game this fall. Racewalking Attention would help the image continued from B2 While the Rangers have given us so much success close to home, it is doubtful that our athletes will fare well in Barcelona. This is related to the ugly duckling syndrome the sport receives. Just like here at UW-Parkside, the sport of racewalking is not a big hit nationally. Because of this, funding is low for the event and other nations are able to outwalk us rather easily. Perhaps if the event were offered at a highschool level for competition or even introduced to gradeschoolers there would be a bigger interest. Other countries like the USSR make their Olympic walkers compete as if it were "fulltime". Here in the US, it is a fulltime job just trying to organize the athletes together into a training routine as most of our Olympic walking hopefuls train alone. So, while UW-Parkside remains the powerhouse for collegiate competition, the interest is that of a slumping sport. And nationally, the sport of racewalking remains a mystery to those who encounter it Until a greater interest is taken to remove its unfavorable image, the United States will not improve its racewalking efforts at the international level. JA TinaC'WorcC... By: JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor A lot has changed in just three years The Ranger Soccer Program has been looming over opponents since its inception in 1969, compiling a 207-152-33 record. The day has come when the title of this column has true meaning. After three years of calling the shots here for the Ranger Sports Department, I will be moving on, having 'used up my eligibility' by graduating. Looking back, there have been quite a few changes in that short time. When I started, the Ranger's sports coverage consisted of one page, the back page of the Ranger. Once in a while, that would stretch to two, but those pages were shared with the comic strip "Bloom County". (Now that seems long ago.) That was the same year in u/hich Al Sr.hftissftr became coach of the Ranger basketball team. Before then, there was a real reason to pull out both sets of bleachers, and there was a REAL student section. (Now that seams really long ago.) The Rangers also had tennis teams that year, men's and women's. A lot has changed at the newspaper too. Personals used to be more than a page long, in small print. Almost as long as this year's letters to the editor' section. I've seen three Editors-In-Chief, and about a hundred photographersfew lasted more than two issues. In those three years, the Sports Section has moved from the back page to its own, true, section, between four and twelve oases weekly. The only reason that was possible, was because of my two dedicated assistants, writers, and the coaches which all have gone out of their way to help us cover their sports. One thing that hasn't changed is the fact that we do not have a Sports Information Department I'd like to thank the individual coaches for putting up with that fact, doing the job of an SID for us. Ill always look back on these three years as a very special time. A time which I had the people around me to put the best sports section in the state together. To everyone who helped, thank you. , UW-Parkside's trainers are gaining from the nation's Interest In sports medicine must take courses in CPR, first aid, athletic training patterns, kinesiology. physiology, sports psychology, and several other medically oriented classes. Guest speakers in the field of sprats medicine come in frequently and keep our student trainers enthused and up to date on new techniques and technology. "The support we get from our community has been fantastic over the last few years, in feet, there is a whole new respect growing nationwide for sports medicine," stated Kilps. What are these student trainers' Career objectives? Senior Kevin Jafiray isa biology major who has been a trainer for three years. "When I first came to Parkside, there was only one trainer. Coach Kilps persuaded me to check out sports medicine and 1 decided to stick with it" Jaffray's specialty is working with feet and ankles, and he plans to use this specialty in the field of pediatry. Pete Aiello is an art major and has also been in the training program for three years. He specializes in the area of injury prevention and rehabilitation. He helps athletes with weightlifting and cardiovascular activities. Coming from a family of doctors, Aiello chose to pursue sports medicine due to his family's support and his love of sports. Aiello's career objective is to remain in the area, and help local high schools become By MARK LAUER Guest Writer When people talk about UWParkside's athletic program, seldom is the training staff mentioned. The U.W. Parkside athletic trainers are like basketball players that sacrifice glory to play tough defense or make good passes, they play a major role in the athletic program, yet are seldom recognized for their work. Without the trainers'care, The Parkside athletes would be lucky to finish a season, due to injuries, let alone enjoy-the success they do. In 1984, Rick Kilps came to Parkside to pursue a career as a soccer coach. As a Nationally Certified Athletic Trainer, Kilps took over the training program as well "In the beginning, there was not much interest in the field of athletic training. Here at Parkside there was rally rare student trainer who did everything," commented Kilps. Through years of hard work and determination, Kilps has developed UW-Parkside's training staff to 18 members, thereby providing the athletes with more attention. "Parkside has some of the finest athletes in the country and we want to give them the best treatment possible. We are not hoe to tell athletes not to play, we are here to help them," said Kilps. Just how qualified are thle trainers? Parkside's training crew Softball Essleman's threecontinued from B2 the third and then got two more insurance runs in the fifth when Wright singled home catcher Rachel Seilaff who reached third on an error and a stolen base. En route to the 5-2 win, UWParkside collected six hits, stole three bases and moved runners with bunting and smart baserunning. The win was the Rangers biggest test of the season because a loss would have meant their season was over in the double elimination tournament. "We took an early lead and maintained it without losing our intensity when Viterbo scored," said Draft To the delight of Draft, the Rangers kept up the intensity in their next game against Edge wood with a decisive 9-0 win. Hansen rebounded from her loss against Lakeland pitching a four hit shutout as the Rangers continued to get excellent efforts from the mound. Wright continued her torrid pace during the tournament going three for four with two RBI's scoring twice. Carlson, Nowdomski and Stock were all two fra four. UWParkside's first batter of the game, Sielaff, scored following hersingle, moving to second on a Wright bunt and throwing error from Edgewood's catcher. Then came home on Stock's single. Things went that way for the Rangers the rest of the game as they scored two in the first and second, three in the fifth and two more in the sixth. The Rangers capitalized on a very tired Edgewood team as they had only nine players and their Trace Eastman tends to an injured player in the UW-Parkside training room. The training room is located in the PE building, with doors servicing both the men's and women's locker rooms. more competitive in sports medi- impressed by how well they treated which has worked out great," stated cine. "I would like to see some of the area high schools get the same quality treatment as Milwaukee schools," remarked Aiello. He would also like to pursue an art career on the side. Aiello feels being a cartoon artist would be a great way to spend spare time. Senior Kristi Grandt has been an athletic trainer for nearly two years. She was introduced to the field of sports medicine the hard way. "I hurt the rotator cuff in my right shoulder and had it checked by one of fee trainers. I was so my injury that it sparked an interest in me," said Grandt. She will graduate in December, and plans to continue being a trainer at fee high school or college level wife tire possibility of becoming a physical therapist Junior Allen McCarthy is a human-behavior-in-society major and has just joined Parkside's training team this year. A former member of the airforce, McCarthy decided to finish his degree and pursue a career in sprats medicine. "I did not go for all of the technicalities of physical therapy, so I decided to try athletic training, McCarthy. He plans to finish school in 1992, and take his talents into the professional world or sports medicine. Wife UW-Parkside's athletic training program coming out of the dark, thanks to Kilps, these student trainers should have no trouble reaching their goals. They are not only helping the athletic program, but they are involved in an educational experience. Few people realize feat these student trainers do not get paid for their efforts. These ambitious students are in the process or framing a solid foundation fra their future. sends Lady Rangers to Bi-Districts pitcher had to throw four complete games in just two days. The tournament climaxed when UW-Parkside squared off against Lakeland College fra fee second time in two days. Esselman took to the hill and fere w brilliantly in an three hit shut-out to capture the title fra the Rangers. UW-Parkside scored all three of their runs in the first Sielaff lead off the game reaching on a throwing error by Lakeland's shortstop. She stole second and then Wright singled her as the Rangers jumped on the board early. Wright then moved to second on another Lakeland error by their second baseman and then Stock singled her in. Stock then stole second and scored on Sue Palubicki's single fra the final run of fee game. The Rangers were thrown out at third twice late stealing trying to get insurance runs. And played good defense throughout to repeat as District 14 Champions. "I wanted them to try and stay loose, relax and have fun. I knew we could hit the pitching it was just a matter of doing it," said Draft For UW-Parkside fee Championship was more than just another in a long line of accomplishments. With a young team i t is always difficult to win especially in the post season. "We matured as a team during fee season and did not make mental mistakes while we took advantage of other team's mistakes," added Draft While the Rangers are a relatively young team, their strength definitely comes from their upperclassmen. All fee juniors and seniors, two juniors, Palubicki and Wright, and three seniors, Hansen, Nowdomski and Stock were named to the All-District 14 tournament team. Wright was fee top vote getter and will get to go to thPe an American try outs in two weekends in Columbia MO where fiveNAIA players will be chosen to try out at the Colorado Springs Training site. UW-Parkside now advances to the Bi-Distriet Championship against the District 13 Champion Minnesota Duluth tomorrow in Minnesota. Last year, Duluth beat the Rangers at bi-districts here and in 1989, the Rangers traveled to Duluth and won. The winner will go on the to the National tournament in Columbia MO. May 15th- 18th. Guest Article Working to keep the teams on the field VUlY 0. 1W1 3 o R I S Ranker. Pji'ic B? 'Twin 9tiC(s QoCf and Country Ctub Site of the 1991 NAIA National Golf Championship: Oklahoma City Oklahoma Out Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In Hole Rangers goal: make cut continued from B1 played Thursday and Friday. The Rangers will be facing the stiffest competition of their careers as they compete against strong schools from the south. "The highest a District 14 school has ever finished is eight," stated Stevens. "The southern schools have the opportunity to play all year round, which makes it tough for the schools in our district, for a northern school to finish in the top half is quite an accomplishment." The Rangers will play a practice round on Monday before play begins Tuesday morning. Ate Tuesdays and Wednesdays competition the field will be cut in half for the remaining 36 holes to be "Our number one goal is to make the cut," said Stephens, "After that will go for as high afi nish as possible." Unlike the District 14 competition, the Rangers can only take five golfers to the National Tourney, with four scores counting towards the team score each round. Koehler, the teams sixth golfer was edged out by fellow freshman Joe Dahlstrom for the final slot "All five of our golfers are capable of shooting good scores," said Stephens. "Iftwo guys can get hot for us each round and the other three play solid, I think we can finish in the top half." Rangers win 4th in row at Point By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Despite cold and windy conditions at The Sentry World Sports Complex in Stevens Point on Monday, the UW-Parkside Ranger golfers played well and won their fourth consecutive meet this spring. The Rangers edged UWStevens Point by three strokes and finished five strokes ahead of third place finisher UW-Green Bay as they won the annual Sentry World Invitational Tom Agazzi paced the Rangers with a six over par 78, top lace him second overall, while Steve Geifcer and Paul Connell each tallied seven over par 79's. Joe Dahlstrom and Matt Koehler rounded out the Ranger's scoring firing 84 and 85, respectively. Usually, a match isplayed with six golfers, with the top five scores taken for the final score while the highest thrown out The Rangers only had five golfers on Monday however, as number one player Mark Schneider injured his hand on the bus ride to the match. Schneider required ten stitches on two fingers of his right hand ate accidentally scraping a piece of metal. It remains to be seen if the injury will heal in time for him to compete at the NAIA National Meet The Rangers won four of the five meets they have participated in this spring, taking a second place finish to division I Bradley University in their first meet of the year. The Ranger's dominance pleases coach Steve Stephens, "Die guys have worked very hard on their games this spring and are playing very well," added Stephens,'Tom Agazzi and Paul Connell are play- ' ing their best golf right now." Sunday UW-Parkside will head to the Twin-Hills Golf & Country Club In Oaklahoma City OK for the NAIA Championships. Season Statistics TD JREV ES 3NF 2NF RT PEN W L PIN MDTF 224* 16 41 ll 6 8 7 52* 10 5 13 2 •Denote* school record Honors: NCAA Division H AB-American and All-District Fim Team Selection. y^s coiism|^lcgiaie Champion,; Whdtton Invite Charapjoiv < •. Voter Breakdown MM Wriiers/Coackestl mssmmM |ljmi;:ftoSrs6n-l • 11m Seaman-1 |Do momc Delrose-T • T an-, y • Diana Weitzel-1 lllllll WSiMeUB:, III 5er-7 Diana Weitzei-7 -5 Tim Roberson-4 m-2 Colleen Ryan-1 Mike Riley-1 Tn m~l Mark Hemauer Marie captured All-American honors for the third time in his career after wrestling to a 52-10 record and breaking several school records this season. Wrestling at 167 pounds, Mark established new school records for takedowns in a season, takedowns in a career, wins in a season and moved into second place on the all-time victory list, one victory behind teammate Dennis DuChene. Mark was ranked first or secord in the midwest region for the better part of the season and between third and fifth in the NCAA Division II poll at 167 pounds all season long. Included in his long line of accolades this season are vicotries at the Tombstone Open, the Wheaton Invitational and the Wisconsin Collegiate Wrestling Championships. Mark is rated by wrestling coach Jim Koch as the eleventh best wrestler in UW-Parkside history and the number one wrestler at 177 pounds in the school's history. Besides his many wrestling accomplishments here at UW-Parkside, Marie has shown h is athletic abilities in other areas. He has been the number one receiver for the three-time IM flag football champions and this season captained the IM basketball championship team. Diana, a senior forward, averaged 17.2 points and six rebounds a game this season to lead the Rangers to a 14-12 record this season. "Lady Di", as she is called by her friends and teammates, led the Rangers in field goals, points per game and minutes per game while moving into sixth place on the all-time scoring list A senior from Waunakee High School in Waunakee WI, Weitzel is an Art major. Diania used her artistic talents on the court as well as she spearheaded UW-Parkside's game plan for the 1990-91 season. A two time Ranger/IBM Athlete of the week, Diana was named to the All-District 14 team and led the Rangers to a runner up finish in the District 14 Championships. Weitzel used her outstanding transition game to score many of her points on fast break opportunities. Weitzel played smart ball all season for the Rangers in leading UW-Parkside to its first ever District 14 Championship. Her heads up game allowed her to create opportunities for other players and make things happen on the court Weitzel was also strong in the post for the Rangers. Weitzels strongest asset however was her leadership with the other players. When coach Miller neededa spark in the line-up, sheal ways had "Lady DiB on the court winner is... Writers and coaches choose Hemauer Weitzel ties Hemauer in student poll By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Senior wrestler Mark Hemauer and senior basketball player Diana Weitzel captured honors in the first annual Ranger Athlete of the Year Competition. Hemauer received 4 of the 16 votes placed by Ranger sports writers and UW-Parkside coaches to win the Writer's Award, while Weitzel and Hemauer each tallied seven votes in the Student balloting. Senior soccer player Mike Riley finished second in the Writer's Awardcompetition with three votes while senior volleyball player Colleen Ryan and sophomore golfer Tom Agazzi finished with two votes each. In the student poll, freshman racewalker Tim Seaman finished behind Hemauer and Weitzel with five votes, followed by Tim Roberson with four. In all, 16 coaches and writers voted, with 28 students voting. the l'\V -PARkSIDK -BASEBALL BOX SCORES. UW-Parkside vs. Carthage at Simmons Field Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE i b r b Hoffinbockcf 5 Hoilrf 0 Thompson* 4 Ddiwerffcf 4 C*eioppo3b 4 Gmnczlf Green 2b Bilk lb Knothec Cocghlia* HiUif Totals UW-PartuWe Carthage CARTHAGE bi ibr k bl 1 2 0 Heydmcf 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ftzgridlf 4 0 0 0 2 2 1 Wnocklb 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 Trottiercf 4 0 10 2 2 2 Logo if 3 0 10 0 0 0 CbraioBb 3 1 0 0 2 3 2 Turner* 3 0 0 0 1 1 0 Dcninft 3 0 2 1 0 2 3 Carina 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 Lewis 6.2B: Thompioa, Deiroae, BiDi, Knothe, Sfereaoa, Voa. HR: Hoilinbeck, Caccioppo, Bilk, Coogfaiin(9, Btar, Unroe. SB: HoBinbeck(2)t Hjanp aoo, Mkhalok, J Vn—. Steremen, M Scaeae. CS: Knothe, Wtgrik, Blair. UW-Parkride IP H R ERW K Fenrick 1 3 4 4 2 0 Philips 233 7 7 7 5 3 Koscta W 307 2 1 1 2 0 Lewb IP H R ERW K Aflderim 433 12 10 10 1 1 Jaoiin 1 2 1 1 0 0 Kreea L 107 2 2 1 1 0 39 1# 14 1# Totals 30 1 5 1 410001381-1# 01000000^-1 WP: Patrick O). KonczaL Anderim. Bit- PSIIipt, gnncrJ HB: Groen, Bills, Knothe (all by Jaolist> UW-Parkside vs. Lewis at Lewis University Game 2 DP: UW-Pakside 2, Carthage 1. LOB: UW-Patkside 7. Carthage 6. 2 B:Thompsan, Caccioppo (2), Deiroae, Ms, Wrack, Trottier, Doom. 3B: Green. HR: Green. CS: Ddroae. Sac: Thompson, Bilk UW-PARKSIDE ab r h Hoflinbeekcf 2 Thompson* 2 Ddroae rf 3 Caccioppo 3b 2 UW-Paikside Zdinski W Cartkage Slockwdl L Hooinger IPH RER WK 9 5 1 1 3 10 IP 633 257 H RER WK 11 9 8 2 1 5 1 1 0 2 Green 2b Bills c Koothe lb Cooghlindb Hall If Cafcsph Totab LEWIS bi ab r 0 Wojcikcf 3 0 MicUlok lb3 0 Strmoorf 3 0 Blare 3 0 Unroe a 3 0 Sea*J2b3 1 Bertmdrf 2 1 CM* 3b 1 1 21 3 WP ZeKnski (2), Houringn. PB: Heydom HBP: CoagfaEn (by Slockwdl), Tarns (by Zelinsld) UW-Parkside vs. Lewis at Lewis University Game 1 UW-Parkside Lewis Uabtnlty 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 110 0 0 0 S d u b r d h 2 1 1 4 0 0 1 2 Totab 23 4 3 4 110 002 #-3 041000 X—4 E: Seneae, Mkhalok. DP Lewis L LOT: P*kside 4, Lewb 3. HR: Scbealer. SB: WojciL CS: Knolk. UW-PARKSIDE a b r h Hoffinfedcf 4 4 Thompson* 4 3 Ddroae rf 4 0 Caccioppo 3b 3 1 Green 2b B3bc Kaotbelb CoagMindh HdV Totab LEWIS M abr 4 0 4 2 3 1 4 2 4 0 Mkhlk lb 3 Vc«c 3 Strenrarf 4 Blair* 3 Unroe a 3 SnaeJ2b 2 Wojrikcf 4 Ghba3b 4 SaoeXITl UW-Parkside CmAII L Lewb SfcmlerW IP H R ERW K 6 3 4 4 3 2 IP H R 7 1 3 ERW K I 6 10 PB: Blaac. 36 13 13 12 Totab 29121212 UW-ParUde LewbUaken^r •142412-13 45111# #-12 KSoea, Voa. DP: Pbkaide 1, bwia L LOB: Pkkaide 8, VTTERBO ab r Scheffhcf 4 1 So0*2b 1 1 Wright dh 3 2 Viteibo College vs. UW-Paikside Game 1 UW-PARKSIDE M a b r h 0 Hoffinhedcf 3 3 3 0 Thompson* 4 2 3 2 Ddnaerf 3 2 0 BITING Naae G IN 1 Hoflenbeck29 189 2 Ddroae 28 19 6 3 Caccioppo 29 199 4 Bilb 26 171 5 Thompson 29 20 0 6 Green 29 189 7 Knotbe 27 185 8 CoogMia 24 13 4 9 Hall 27 181 10 Beg* 6 31 U Cam 8 73 12 Otfaea 11 38 13 Diedricfc**14 74 29 211 PITCHING Naae 1 Beg* 2 ZriimM 3 Koncal 4 Canddl 5 Cam 6 Uiwwski 8 2 1 Hdt 61 8 Rarick 10 7 3533 3 9 Ugndrf" 113 0 lOPHlipi 7 2 1333 1 SEASON TOTALS AIR H 28 3B HREIUKH* SBSMSF-AVB SLG FIELDING 89 35 36 10 3 95 16 36 9 2 81 24 29 8 0 71 13 27 8 0 108 24 32 8 1 93 23 30 14 4 76 18 21 4 0 33 16 13 4 79 12 13 3 10 4 4 1 9 0 2 1 14 4 2 0 30 7 9 0 15 19 17 1 18 13 15 0 23 18 12 3 24 4 9 1 28 6 14 0 17 3 5 3 10 5 3 1 12 9 8 2 8 10 17 2 0 2 3 0 01 4 0 3 5 4 0 8 5 9 0 10 11 0 0.404 0.719 3 9 0 0379 0547 3 0358 0531 4 0380 0535 2 0296 0389 0 0323 0624 0276 0329 0394 0848 0165 0203 0.400 0500 0222 0556 0143 0143 0300 0300 788196 2S4 7# 12 13 16610012# 13 33 46 11 #322 #A9i G GS IN 1 0 1 11 10 6633 6 13 1 2S33 5 28 0 1067 1 12 1 1133 0 94 6 1 W L I E R H I B 2 B 3 B H R B B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 24 22 46 33 11 0 2 27 0 14 9 21 19 2 0 0 9 1 13 13 22 16 3 1 2 18 1 6 4 12 9 3 0 0 5 0 13 7 11 7 3 0 1 10 2 10 8 12 12 0 0 0 10 3 31 27 33 22 5 3 3 23 1 7 3 4 3 0 1 0 4 1 21 19 30 26 3 0 1 16 KWPHBSVERA BF 2 0 1 46 2 2 22 3 1 22 6 1 5 0 0 6 1 1 2 2 0 16 11 1 0 0 0 13 2 0 • totab 29 29 20 J217 12 139112191147 3# S 9 123 134 27 7 5 454 867 4J6 000 259 120 4.18 137 525 635 658 900 e a go fldt 1 2 48 0580 1 3 38 0576 8 42 21 0587 3 8 72 0564 9 48 24 0589 1 48 34 0588 10 8 95 0912 0 0 1 0000 1 0 31 0569 2 4 1 0000 0 0 2 1000 3 3 4 0.700 1 2 22 0560 4# IS 393 #533 BF BFffN 5 500 222 335 109 430 109 359 53 457 51 425 55 455 155 439 20 657 88 5.74 Isehaeec 3 Wagner if 3 Konger3b 2 Skoganrf 4 Prabom lb 2 Block lb 1 Bnsnski«3 Totab 26 7 Vtorbo UW-Parkside 0 C*xioppo3b 3 2 Green 2b 0 Bilk lb 0 Knothsc 0 0 Hail if 1 5 Totab 34 2# 2# 16 32# 161-7 412517-2# Vkerbo Gamak L Coda I P H R ER W K 4 13 12 9 73 2 7 8 8 2 1 UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Zdinski W 6 7 7 6 7 5 WP: Coda. PB: Iaehiee, Viteibo College vs. UW-Paikside Game 2 VITERBO UW-PARKSIDE ab r b bi a b r b M Schdkrcf 3 1 0 0 Hoilinbeck cf 3 3 2 5 Softer 2b 3 1 0 0 Thompson* 2 1 0 0 Wrgtdh/lbl 1 0 0 Defeaerf 3 1 3 1 fehrocc 3 1 1 1 Ciccioppo3b 2 0 0 0 Wagner If 4 0 3 1 Green 2b 3 0 0 0 Kong* 3b 2 0 0 0 Bflkc 3 0 1 2 Skogarf 2 0 1 0 Koothe lb 2 1 1 0 PmbolVpl 0 0 0 Cmph/lb 0 1 0 0 Klnaukia3 0 0 0 Zdinkipii 1 0 0 0 Coughta* 1 1 1 0 Hail If 3 2 1 0 Totab 22 4 5 2 Totab 23 1# 9 1 Vterbo UW-Putdde 3W 98# 1—5 IN 496 X—11 DP: Vrtebo 1. Pmfaidb 1 LOB: Vimbo 7, UW-Ptakride7. 2B: Scheffler, De iroae. H R: Iaehaec, Hoilinbeck. SB: Hoffinbeck. SF: Kong*, Ptoenboom, Thompson. Vkerbo Huririni L UW-Parkside Kalmmki W KooczrfS IP 5 1 IP 533 1 067 H R ER W K 7 9 7 9 1 2 1 1 0 1 H I ERW K 7 7 6 7 5 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 WP Holdms, GaahUCft IsiisowikL MISC. INTRA MUR ALS Badminton Tournament Thursday May 1,1991 Championship Result Denise Hollings worth A Asoka Korak 4-11,11-7,11-10 Sand Volleyball Tournament Friday May 3,1991 Championship Match Chowbox d. The Fraud 15-7,15-10 Chowbox Team Members 1. DaveScoggin 2. Brian Anderson 3. Mike Engel 4. Gary Bauer UW-PARKSIDE SOFTBALL BOX MSOEvs. UW-Paikside D-14 Championships (Game 1) Kenosha, WI E: Skogan, Koda, Knolta LOB: Viierbo 9, UW-Pakside 8. 2B: Wright, Thomps® (2), Caccioppo, Bills (2), HdL HR: Wright, HonrinsM, Hoilinbeck ( 2), Green, Cooghiin. SB: Deirooe.GrreaCS: Bills. UW-PARKSIDE MSOE ab r b bi ab r h H 3 1 1 1 R u p e r t c f 2 0 0 0 1110 Bake If 2 4 3 4 1 Obonss 2 10 0 1 Rntm»torp2 0 0 Egerfeldc2 1 1 2 Msduw3b2 0 0 0 Conio2b 2 0 1 0 1 Fetter rf 2 0 1 0 2 0 Gmlb 2 0 0 Sielaffc Krkman2b Wright rf MklskLJa 1 Pecs* 4 Pkbcki 2b 2 Mkkki, Ju 2b 1 Flos 3b Stpheas 3b Cdsonlf Essebnanp Nwdmskicf Totab 0 0 2 2 2 2 1 2 3 1 1 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 UW-Parkside E*elmaaW MSOE Rentmeesier L I P H I ERW K 5 2 1 0 0 3 I P H I ERW K 5 13 11 0 4 0 UW-Parkside vs. Lakeland D-14 Championships (Game 2) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE a b r b Sielaffc 3 Wright rf 3 Stock rf 3 Pea* 2 MftubkU*! Mubkki2b 2 Hansen p 3 Pica 3b 2 Carbon If 2 Nowdcodricf 1 Stephens & 1 Mftnbki.il lbQ Totab 23# Lakeland bi abr 0 Hilliadc 4 0 Ksbamcf 3 1 Sdrmizr3b3 1 Knsep 3 Wndgtzai 3 Kandlerlf 3 Fhraanpb 2 Waif lb 3 h H 1 0 0 0 0 Coital 2b 3 1 1 0 Orcecorf 3 0 11 0 0 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 8 1 UW-Pwkbde Totab 3# 4 9 4 •#•####-# 3M0###—4 DP: UW-Parkside 0. Lafcbad 1. LOB: UW-hkade 3, laUadS UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Ham L 6 9 4 2 1 3 I P H R ERWK Knae W 7 3 0 0 0 1 Viterbo vs. UW-Paikside D-14 Championships (Game 3) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE Viterbo • b r I M a b r h Sielaffc 3 2 10 bfrfcklbd 0 1 Wright lb 1 2 Nowdooakicf 3 1 1 1 1 1 1 Stock rf Pdubickia Hanenph Carbon If Pica 3b M4ubki,Ja* 3 Eaaehsanp 0 Totab 245 Fanyp 2 Msroqb 3 M*hucoc3 Marline cf 3 Bnroadai3 Allen 3b 2 Adam 73 3 Thorn* 2b 3 WuemdirfO 1 1 2 0 Totab 26 2 Vltato ###•!•#—2 UW-Parkdde 2H92##-J DP: UW-Ptokade 0, Vitabo ft LOB: UW-Pbksi* 4, Viterbo i UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K ,W 7 4 2 0 2 7 I P H I ERW K 6 6 5 5 2 9 Vfcrto Pbny L UW-Parkside vs. Edgewood D-14 Championships (Game 4) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE Edgewood abr b bi a b r I Sielaffc 2 1 1 1 Doc 3 0 0 2 3 2 Wdwrth2b3 0 1 2 2 1 Mass 3 0 0 1 2 2 Elliot lb 3 0 0 0 Frcdaichp3 0 0 1 fey 3b 3 1 2 0 McGufecf3 1 1 0 Machlf 2 1 1 0 Weadlrf 2 Wright lb 4 Nowdorakicf 4 Stock rf 4 PMubicki 2h Hansen p Carisoolf PV»3b Mikukki, Jar 28 U U 6 Totab 18 1 2 I MSOE 01# 0O-1 UW-Parkside 24212-11 DPtUW-ParkiideO,MSOEaLOB:UW-Ptokade8,MSOE Totab UW-Parkside Edgewood 32 9 12 7 Totab 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0 220 032#-# 00000##-# DP: UW-Pakside 0, Edpvood 0 LOB: UW-Pakside 6, Edgewood#. UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Ham 7 4 0 0 0 0 IP H I ERW K Fredench 7 12 9 2 1 2 UW-Parkside vs. Lakeland D-14 Championships (Game 5) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE LAKELAND ab r h M ab r h 1 1 0 Ha£ardc 3 0 0 1 2 0 Ksbaantf3 1 0 Schmta3b3 1 0 Knsep 2 Sielaffc Wright rf Mftnbkilb Fbcs* Prfobicki2b Fko 3b Gabon If Euebsanp 0 0 Nowdooakicf 4 0 1 1 Wndegtzn3 1 0 Knffaif 2 2 1 Fahrnnrf2 0 0 0 0 Wctflb 2 0 0 1 0 Coital 2h 2 0 0 Totab UW-Pakside 27 3 H 2 Totab 2203 3010010-3 #0##8##~# DP: UW-Parkride 2, Ukland 1. LOB: UW-Parkadcb, Labebnd2 UW-ParksMe EnetaaaW KraeL I P H 1 ERW K 7 3 0 0 1 3 I P H R ERW K 7 103 1 0 0 DISTRICT 14 SOFTBALL Results of District 14 Softball tournament at Shane Rawly Complex —Double Elimination— Friday's Results Edgewood 3 Marlon O Viterbo 3 Lakeland O UW-Ptrkslde 11 MSOE 1 Marlon 9 MSOE 4 MSOE out of tournament Edgewood 7 Viterbo 3 Saturday's Results UW-Parkside S Viterbo 2 Lakeland 8 Marlon 1 UW-Parkside 9 Edgewood O Lakeland 2 Edgewood 1 UW-Parkside 3 Lakeland O UW-Parkside-Rangers advance to bi-dlstrlct 13 championships vs. MI Duluth. t UaiiMr. R,X Ranger team effort routs Redmen By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Two Rangers stood out, but it was probably the best team effort of the year for the UW-Parkside baseball team as they drubbed Carthage, 10-1 last week. Greg Green turned in a 3 for 4 performance, including a triple and his first home run of the season to lead the Ranger's 16-hit attack. On the mound, Kelly Zielinski allowed just five hits while striking out ten, allowing the Redmen just one run in going the distance. Meeting their cross-tow n rivals at Simmons Field, home of the Kenosha Twins, the Ranger hitters had no trouble making themselves feel at home. Four of the first five batters started out one-for-one, three with extra-base hits as UWParkside jumped out to a 4-0 lead. The inning featured the first of three hits by Green, this a run sewing triple scoring Marc Thompson. After the Rangers added a single run in the second, Carthage sewed what would be their wily tally of the game in the bottom of the second. After a lead-off walk and a pair of wild pitches, Jeff Domin doubled to the gap in left to make it 5-1. Zielinski got outof the frame with no further damage with a strikeout and a pop up, stifling what was the only Redman rally of the afternoon. The score remained their until Greg Green went 3-for-4 against the Redmen, and was a double short of hitting for the cycle. He also scored 2 and drove in 2. a blast over the left field wall, his third hit in three at bats. UW-Parkside added more insurance in the seventh. With one out and Thompson on first, Dominic Delrose and Mike Caccioppo each doubled in runs , and with two out, Ron Bills added the third run-scoring double of the inning. He finished with a pair of hits and three RBIs for the contest Zielinski dSgJtneedit, After giving up the run in Uib secbndrhe didn't allow a Carthage runner beyond second base, surrendering only three more hits. Aftera double play ended the seventh, he retired the last six in order, striking out the last two batters to end the game. Every Ranger starter had a t least one hit in the game, and five had a multi-hit game. Defensively, the Rangers were flawless, turning a pair of double-plays behind Zielinski The win boosted the Rangers to 14-9, as Zielinski won his fifth. Playoffs Rangers blow past Viterbo in playoffs continued from B1 home run with a full count to give starting a roll which resulted in seven ranger runs. That was good enough to put the wraps on game one by a 20-7 score. Zielinski managed to survive the early innings, going the distance for the victory despite allowing seven walks and seven hits. Game two saw a similar start as the V-Hawks posted three runs in the first off of Ranger starter Brian Crandall. The Rangers er ased that in anything-but-ordinary fashion. After loading the bases with nobody out, Hall tried to squeeze a run home. His bunt was fielded by Jim Perenboom at first, and he was able to force Bills at the plate. V-Hawk pitcher, Tim Hutchins, gave that run back with a wild pitch, then surrendered anm-scoring single to Hollinbeck. He also ended up scoring, tying the game at 4-4. After a scoreless fifth, the VHawks threatened in the sixth. After a lead-off single and a sacrifice, Crandall was chased from the game by a Dennis Skogan single, putting runners at the comers with one out. Ross Kalinowski came on to face Parenboom. The V-Hawks tried to squeeze home Wagner from third, but the ball was bunted back to the mound. Kalinowski hooked up with Bills on the play at home to nail Wagner. The rally died there, as Kalinowski got the final out of the inning on a fly ball to left The Ranger's scoreless fifth turned out to be the calm-beforethe- storm in the sixth. Two walks and a bunt single set the stage for Hollinbeck's biggest blast of the day. With nobody outand the bases juiced, Hollinbeck hit number three, a grand-slam the Rangers a 8-4 lead. They added two more runs in the frame on a two-out single by Bills, making it 10-4 going into the seventh. After a one-out walk, Kalinowski gave way to Jeff Konczal on the mound. Konczal put a scare into the Rangers, walking the first two batters he faced to load the bases. But,hegot Wagner to strike out, and on a dropped third strike, Bills caught Isensee off of first base. He was tagged out in a 3-4-3 rundown, and the Rangers had a 104 victory. Hollinbeck finished the day with eightRBIsand six runs scored, as seven Rangers collected three or more hits for the afternoon. Kalinowski was the winner, while Konczal got the save as the Rangers move on to the District-14 finals in LaCrosse on Friday. GOLF Pointer Spring Golf Tournament 04/29/91 at Stevens Point C.C. Stevens Point, WI Team Results 1 VW-Parkside 390 2 UW-Eau Claire 397 3 UW-Whitewater 398 4t Marquette 403 4t UW-Stevens Point 403 6 StNorbert 419 7 UW-LaCrosse 421 8 UW-Green Bay 423 9 UW-Platteville 430 10 MATC 440 11 MSOE 447 12 Mid State Tech Col. 467 13 Ripon 472 Medalist Chip Summers (UW-S.P.) 73 llW-Parkside Results Golfer Marie Schnieder Steve Gerber Tom Agazzi Connell, Paul Dahlstrom, Joe Koehler, Matt 26 40 39 40 38 41 37 TotaX* is ommiied) 2$ 22 ±L 42 82* +10 38 77 +5 38 78 42 80 40 81 37 74 390 -f6 48 49 +2 Sentry World Invitational 05/06/91 at Sentry World C.C. Stevens Point, WI Team Results 1 UW-Parkside 405 2 UW-Stevens Point 408 3 UW-Green Bay 410 4t UW-Eau Claire 425 4t UW-LaCrosse 425 6 UW-Platteville 427 7 MATC 430 8 Mid-State Tech Col. 448 9 MSOE 457 10 Lawrence 464 Medalist Chip Summers (UW-S.P.) 77 llW-Parkslde Results Qvlfa 26 26 22 ±L Marie Schnieder Scratched Steve Gerber 38 41 79 +7 Tom Agazzi 39 39 78 +6 Connell, Paul 39 40 79 +7 Dahlstrom, Joe 45 39 84 +12 Matt Koehler 41 44 85 +13 TotaX* is ommited) 405 Lake Arrowhead Invitational 04/30/91 at Lake Arrowhead G.C. Neshota, WI Team Scores 1 UW-Parkside 393 2 UW-Whitewater 410 3 UW-Eau Claire 423 4 UW-Stevens Point 453 5 UW-Green Bay 454 6t MATC 466 6t SL Norbert 466 8 UW-LaCrosse 478 9 UW-Platteville 482 10 Mid-State Tech. Col. 484 11 UW-Oshkosh NTS Medalists Paul Connell (UW-Parkside) 72 Jeff Farrell (UW-Whitewater) 72 Mark Schnieder (UW-Parkside) 77 Tom Agazzi (UW-Parkside) 79 UW-Parkside Results Golfer 26 26 72 ±k Mark Schnieder 40 37 77 +5 Steve Gerber 44 40 84 +12 Tom Agazzi 42 37 79 +7 Connell, Paul 36 36 72 E Dahlstrom, Joe 41 40 81 +9 Koehler, Matt 43 42 85*+13 Totalf * is ommited) 393 NAIA Top Twenty 1. North Florida (9) 199 2. Eligh, NC 84 3. Texas Wesley an (1) 181 4. Grand Canyon 169 5. Texas Lutheran 154 6. Harden Simmons 107 7. Mobile, AL 98 8. Oklahoma City 97 9. Running ton, AL 84 10. S.C. Avon 83 11. Western Florida 70 12. Yoford, N.C. 67 13. Tri-State, IN 65 14. Cumberland, KY 61 15. High Point, NC 58 16. Fairmont SL, N.C. 55 17. Georgia College 54 18. Henderson State 44 19. Northeast Oklahoma 43 20. Hands Marion 40 First place votes in parenthesis 0 Others Receiving Votes: UW-Parkside Lanes Saturday, June 1st & 2nd Call 633-1199 for more information j May y$ * Feature Ranger, Page 17 ing freshmen, continuing students Art: Tonya Lambeth M e l i s s a Minnihan Music: Tom Larsen Kenneth L. Greenquist Memorial Scholarship Beatriz Saldana Alan Guslrin Scholarship Sara Klink Won Kim Heritage Bank Scholarship Timothy Larsen Lillian James Scholarship Sara Kahl Johnson Worldwide Associates Scholarship Cheryl Williams Jupiter Corp. Transportation Systems Scholarship Fund Jakelyn Karabetsos Jennifer Rakowski Virginia VanOfferen Elizabeth Moy Mary M. Kamakian Memorial Scholarship Valerie Pogue Kenosha Foundation Scholarships Mary Beatty Patrick Kuhlman Christine Brummel Kenneth Habel Vincent Rizzo Gwenevere Heller Jason Weber Cenon Buencamino Yana Suchy Matthew Nighbert Kenosha News Scholarship Jeanne Ruelle Becky Werve Leslie Barry William L. Lipman Memorial Scholarship Heather True Marketing Scholarship Judith Bader Brian John Martin Memorial Scholarship Fund Kristina Niemi Modine Science and Mathematics Scholarship Mary Jo Hesprich Music Department Scholarships Barbara Hasper Jay Smith Loren Nc»man Scholarship Tod Ohnstad James Polczynski Memorial Scholarship Tamara Fergus Sales and Marketing International Scholarship Michael Prelewicz Science Faculty Scholarship Virginia VanOfferen Joanne Sokow Memorial Scholarship Patricia McAteer Ruth C. Stice Memorial Scholarship Jacalyn Kalmes Bernard C. Tallent Memorial Scholarship Steven Murphy Unico, Inc. Scholarship Russell Minton UW-Parkside Foundation Minority StudentsEndowedScholarships Victoria Bennett Mike Fang UW-Parkside Foundation Scholarships Liberal Arts: Christine Henning Education: TriciaBreu Science & Tech: Maria Davey Business: Elizabeth Moy UW-Parkside Memorial Scholarship Paul Dickfoss Norbert Wielenberg Memorial Scholarship Felicia Gonzales Irvin G. Wyllie Memorial Scholarship Margaret Zigmund Several special awards were given to UW-Parkside students during Scholarship Day as well. These awards are given for achievements in the student's major. Those with a * are given by Parkside. The others come from off campus sources. American Chemical Society A ward in Analytical Chemistry Timothy Janota American Institute of Chemists Award Matthew Kozenski The Financial Executives Institute Award Dawn Mead Freshman Chemistry Achievement Award Leonardo Montemurro * S.C.Johnson & Son, Inc. Science Award Jason Hoppe * The Teresa Peck Award Ruth Williams Julie Boehme * William W. Petrie Award in Labor and Industrial Relations Abra Samios * Sam Poerio Memorial Award Christy Carson-Robers Racine Art Guild Scholarship Karen Morgensen demic Achievement Awards preMusic Ann Duquaine sented by the academic departments Margaret Zigmund Louisa Montemurro of the University in recognition of Psychology Janet Ware demonstrated excellence. Corey Anton Students must cany a 3.5 or Debra Borkowski SCHOOL OF SCIENCE AN1 higher grade point average and be Frances Brotherton TECHNOLOGY a junior or senior. Students can Kurt Christensen Applied Computer Science receive an award only once in any Tricia Breu Kevin Beyer given discipline. Christy Carson-Robers James Caspers Luann Fliess Warren Cook SCHOOL OF BUSINESS Mary Foltman Jean Leavitt Accounting C. Hope Forcier Cynthia Mooney Mary Biesack Colleen Guzikowski Frank Porcaro Ann Marie Biondi Linda Hach Yuan yuan Zhi Dawn Mead Christing Henning Biological Sciences Finance Amy Hoffmann John Hyok Choe Michael Bishop Sandra King Beth Damitz Kenneth Dexter Patricia Koehler Michelle Gustin Janet Kowbel Tamara Kreuser Jason Hoppe General Business Janet Miller Daniel James Larsen Daniel Partenheimer Annmarie Nelson Sheri Mullin Labor and Industrial Relations Luann Nurmi Michelle Sadowski Edna Graves Colleen Ryan Rebecca Wells Management Information SysSherry Seymour Heidi Wolff tems Lori Slager Chemistry Judith Bemer Gwen Wohlgefahrt Cathy Dantzman Margaret Ketterhagen Del Worden, Jr. Matthew Kozenski Colleen Mathews Judy Wynstra Geology Marketing Jody Zurawski Beverly Callen Michael Prelewicz Sociology Mathematics Eileen Tasso Louise Deveney SCHOOL OF EDUCATION Spanish Robert Wojnarowski Physical Education Marilynn Meyer Teacher Education Sharon Eaves OPEN HOUSE Sharon Gill Louisa Montemurro MBA at UW-Parkside Also awarded at Scholarship Day were eighty-nine Aca-' SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS Art Heidi Nolan Kathleen Proeber Mary Margaret Suchland Communication Vija Navarro Sharon Scheel Dramatic Arts GailBaumann Economics Lara Samios English Timothy Kretschmann Julie Mowen Colleen Mulqueen Joanne Perry-Sum wait Sheryl Peterson Terry Rabe Yana Suchy French Yumiko Plate Kurt Watson Geography Leslie Ann Diehl German Scott Pincikowski International Studies Sharon Gill Scott Pincikowski LisaRuud UW-Parkside Student Union 104-106 An Opportunity Tb Learn About The MBA Program At UW-Parkside Refreshments will be served Please call 553-2046 for more information Thank you to volun We coul done it withe all the 1990-1991 eers! dn't have ut vour time and e Th ffort ? Women's Center co-coordinators Ranger, Page 18 Entertainment May 9,1991 Being a non-traditional black The End to end all Ends female at UW-Parkside by Terri Jones things that I warned to do. I try to Special to the Ranger . be the best mother I can be» but It if a Mooday mcrnmgand sometimes I can't help bot feel] the alarm'dock goes off at 6:30 guilty about my lads not getting am, and this is oo different from all the attention &x>m me thai they any other weefafay morning. I hesitate to get out of bed, bet I know I must because I have to send evaybpdy off » school, including myself. This way of life I have chosen to live has taught me many things throughout the years. T have learned that nothing comes to you on asiiver platter like you see on televisiqn.especiaily when you are a black wotnaa trying to get through college raising three childBjfialooe. pant and need. I realize that because I am a woman of color I most make a bigger sacrifice whenit comes to staying in school I realize that being a woman of color already has limited roe for the furore because of the fact I was brought up in a country which has institutionalized racism. But I will not let that hinder my goals. I will continue to fight this battle that has yet to be won. I will make ~sumwhatlworittohaidtoacheiye I try to flteke roy ciuMren, now. will one day pay off. understand why they must often I wbSKt-Iike- to Jbank, jny times sacrifice name brand toys intructors here at University Wisand designer"clothes. I try to ex- consin-Parkside for having paplain to diem thai thllfMom is tience with me and accepting trying to work towards higher many late assignments. Without goals for the whole family for the help of those many instructbe future. But it seems iikemost tors and the U. W, system I would of the time His a difficult process not be getting closer to my goals of understanding for my'yoang each day. The U. W. System has children, andmany times, forme too. Looking back upon many black women that I graduated with back in 1980,1 have found out that maayare divorced, separated with young children, and are on welfare supporting their children. Welfare is good for those who are in the meantime * isnoteood wuct it year after year making nomove to get off one day. I foand out early in life that a knight in shining armor wasn't going to come into my life and sweep me off of my feet 1 found out early in life that if 1 was looking for a knighMhatit could be found, both must be found in given me discipline that I thought 1 never had. They have given me strength and an attitude of encouragement that goes along with the will to survive. I used to wonder many times if all of my discipline would give me the will to finish college. X wondered, would H all pay off? I don't wonder anymore. I now know that with the help of Uni- "dvi one more black woman has knocked down one more wall that has enabled her to find a door. HbpefuBy this month. X will be handed the key when 1 walk across that platform. That key will open that door to all of my goals that I used to think would only stay in my dreams. To Parkside, I would like to say thanks. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryoilt Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat 11 am-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 by Dawn Maibtnd Entertainment Editor "THE END," a 21-year-old tradition at Parkside, is coming up rapidly. Friday, May 17, and Saturday, May 18 have been set aside Friday, May 17, this year's lineup includes JAVA, a rich jamaican Mend of funk, reggae and latinflavored jam, who will explode onto the stage. The opening act is ab and five recordings available and received the 1989 Wisconsin Area Music Industry's Reggae/Ska Artist of the Year award. Reggae, soca, calypso and ska for this special event. As always, it dren) with a comtemprary acoustic celebrates die end of finals and the end of the school year for Parkside students, faculty, staff and newly founded alumni. "THE END" represents PAB programming at its peak. For those of you who are unfamilar with 'THE END," let me describe it to you. A circus tent is set up on the Union Pad, and throughout the two evenings, four bands will be performing. Food and beverages will be provided. Even if you're not into the "band" tlung, it is a time to release your stress at school, chat with old friends and say goodbye to those graduating, On Friday, May 17, a precursor to "THE END" will be the 10th annual Loop500Bike Race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon. The annual event is run as a normal bike race with one exception. At the midpoint of each lap, an exchange of riders and a garter belt will take place. Teams should consist of two men and two women. The race will start at 1 pm, and all participants should meet on Inner LocpRoad under the Union Bridge. Each heatwm consist of four teams, and the race consists of two laps around Inner Loop Road. PiSigSS^uCSfsway of showing appreciation to Parkside and to all those who have supported them this year. The event is held at a financial loss to the organization, but is done with sincere gratitude. All participants will receive a t-shirt (approx. $8 in value), and the registration fee is $16 for each team ($4 a rider). Although this may seem steep in value, the prizes for the top three places this year are: FIRST PLACE - $100 SECOND PLACE - $50 THIRD PLACE-$25 Teams can consist of faculty, staff and/or students. Registration forms are available at Pi Sigma Epsilon's office (Molinaro D137D) or at the Registration table (in Main Place on 5/9/91 and in Moln. on 5/10/91). Bikes, helmets and gear will be provided at the race. As mentioned before, the Loop 500 Bike Race kicks off "THE END." The race is supported by the Parkside Activities Board (PAB), and run in conjunction with their sponsoring of THE END. On UICSHCKv. W ' called Ghost Dance(forroerIyChii- rhythms leap thousands of miles from Caribbean and other points sound. south when Java gets to jammin*. On Saturday, May 18, World They're highly polished and perse- Oder, a high energy dance band, vering with a stylistic blend of pop, will take the stage as an opening band for The Exotic Buds. The newest of alternative bands, based out of Geveland, The Exotic Birds are currently represented by Alpha International Records and their album "Equilibrium" is available in record stores across the country. "THE END " EVENT LINEUP Friday, May 17: lpm - Loop500Bike Race 8:30 pm- Ghost Dance 10:30 pm-Java Saturday, May 18: 8:30 pm- World Order 10:30 pm - The Exotic Birds The first of four bands to appear at THE END is Ghost Dance. Formerly Children, they deckled to choose a name which reflected the culture and history of their home, Sioux Falls, SD. Since the release of their independent debut "Arms to hold you," Ghost Dance has toured the club and college circuit, which have included support slots with bands such as the Bodeans, Squeeze, Edie Brickell and New Bohemiams, theFixx and the Alarm. Additionally, they have been selected to showcase at nationally recognised college, regional and music industry conventions. Ghost Dance's energetic performances have consistently won over audiences. The band members are brothers Mark (guitar) and Tom Bombara (bass), Michael Sandness (drums), Tom Whillock (acoustic guitar, vocals) and Kory Van Sickle (vocals). Their music reflects a positive outlook on life which is shared by the whole band. They take feelings we've all experienced and write songs we can all identify with. The varying musical influences of each band member create a danceable funk, reggae, Latin jazz and rock. Although that's all the entertainment for Friday night, more is here for Saturday. The first band on the stage is World Order. They recently played at Parkside for the Student Awards Banquet Typical songs you might hear from them the following artists: Young M.C., Vanilla Ice, Erasure, The Cure, Dee-Lite, INXS, Madonna, Technotronic, Roxette, Janet Jackson and the B-52's. This is only a small sample of the plethora of artists and musical styles performed by World Order. The band is still relatively young, but is well-suited for THE END. Their song introductions will amaze you and keep you listening for more, and they place their own musical interpretations and style on top of the cover songs, giving the songs an unique blend of modem and old. The last exciting phase of THE END will take place when The Exotic Birds take the stage. They've released two albums, and they have national support act status. They've appeared with Information Society, Modem English, Ministry, Th^^sTwbs. €•£ tore Gub, Paul Young, The Psychedelic Furs and many more. Current members of the band include Andrew Kubiszewski, Nick Rushe and Richard Carpenter. If you want to hear "the high energy electro dance rhythms of Exotic Birds... who have the software to go keystroke to keystroke with the headlines," then THE END is for you. The previous statement was made by band members from Information Society about The Exotic Birds. The doors open at 8:30 pm on « both evv * eVnlUifn Igg sJ., TAilcvknvelttfs aHrI ve aU v• atiilll - sound that reflects the merging of able for $4 per night or $6 for the rock, pop and folk. Next to take the stage after Ghost Dance is Java. This Caribbean rhythm band has appeared with Jimmy Buffet, Pointer Sisters, Third World, Spyro Gyra and weekend for students and alumni IF PURCHASED IN ADVANCE. All tickets will be $5 at the door otherwise. Three guests will be allowed AtKarA A * • n « with each s•HtuUdUevntltl. Wor d JaUlumlilUnlif, bl/Uutl thev^t^1.8? w^LMadison' mustbe at least 21 years old. Guest ton 5° f" ^ for fc|[els ""I be $5 per night or $8 for two years to playfourN.O. Jazz a weekend pass fa ritTL ?e es"™ls- They're a For tickets or information, ,andaU°VCr conlac! the Union Information Desk the Midwest Currently, Java has at 553-2345. May 9,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 19 Far-Out Days by Moss I deckled one day that it would be good to add some plan ts io-my wiltrngjoom^l wertdoWrftcTthe tocaTflorist and browsed around; they were having a sale. The florist was selling little cacti for 89 cents apiece. They had a wide assortment and they looked weird. So I decided to buy nine of the them, al l different, all really weird. The lady who was helping me asked if I knew much about cactuses. I replied that I did not She then asked me if I had any soilless soil. I stared at her, suspicous that I was on Candid Camera. But the lady appeared serious and sincere so I answered cautiously that no, I ildn't have any soilless soil. I still half-heartedly expected her to burst with laughter, but she didn't She pulled out a big bag of the "stuff (I prefer calling it "stuff because I'm still not comfortable with the faa that^thereis no soil IiT K tfiesoil") and explained to me that cacti <to not grow in dirt She went on to say that cacti live in sand, and what was in the bag was soiless soil. She continued ha* sales pitch about how important it was that I plant my cacti in (you know, the stuff In the bag) so that they could grow to be tall and strong. Well, I bought the stuff - the BIG bag. Now I've got more of the stuff than what I'll ever need. And even though it has been several months and my cacti are doing quitewell, (even though there has been a tow fatality rate for which I am guilty) I am still amazed by the "stuff. I haven't decided what to make of it I went and got the bag to read the ingredients. That did absolutely no good. The label boasted sixteen-letter Don't forget to pick up the Ranger Snmniter Spectacular on the r mstmm June 17 --- ' '/A Parkside grads respond words, many j^pheiSedrT tried examining fee stuff in my hand. That didn't do any good either. My last ditch effort to try and grasp the concept of this stuff was to lode at it as a philosopher would. (I had to do something! I kept having recurring nightmares that Ed McMahon came to my house with a camera crew live on national T. V. to laugh in my face over the fact that I had bought a BIG bag of soiless soli.) I had to make up my mind— did the stuff exist or didn't it? I could touch it I could see it. But was it really there? I'm still not sure. Maybe it's some sort of miracle substance. (I'd sleep much better at night if they'd change its name to what it really is: "Miracle Stuff".) But 1 guess in the end of it all I do know something. Something is missing, and it's something that really counts. My money!!! by Gwen Heller Feature Editor Have you ever wondered what happens to college graduates once they leave the hallowed halls of their alma mater? The Parkside Career Center recently released the results of a survey of Parkside graduates and their employment status following their graduations in December of 1988, May of1989, and August of 1989. 394graduates with bachelor's degrees were contacted by mail and telephone, and 63.9% of the class participated in the survey. Of those responding, 82% were employed, 6% were unemployed, and 12% were unemployed by choice. 41 graduates have gone on to graduate/professional school or other levels of education. Of those employed, 80% are full-time and 20% part-time. 27% did not change employers upon graduation, 14% did not change jobs, and 13% received a promotion, salary increase, or change in responsibilities. 20 graduates who received master's degreees in business administration and public administration responded to the survey. MBA Open House on May 14 Career and business opportunites for individuals interested in a master's degree in business administration (MBA) will be discussed during an Open House at 7 pm, Tuesday, May 14, in Union 104-106. Details of Parkside's newly revised MBA program will be outlined and individuals will learn how to complete an MBA program in three years. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview, and evening class schedules will be covered by Beverlee Anderson, dean of the Parkside School of Business, and other faculty membos. Graduates ofParkside's MBA program will be available to discuss their career development For more information, call the School of Business at 2046. MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE .. $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! ACK gw* M E 3700 Meachem Rd Racine Sunday, May 12 thru Wednesday, May 15 7:30 pm- 9:30 pm Come have a study break with us! Free coffee, donuts and cookies • 5 Lighted Courts • Club Jesters Beach Bar • Wooden Viewing Deck • End of Season Beach Party y Conferences expand scholarly options by Philip A. Paradowski Special to the Ranger One of the greatest environments for scholars is a conference, group meeting, or other discussion group. Such environments allow free expression and open discussion of ideas and research, and often allow more interaction between scholars of differing status than most university situations. This article is about one such meeting that I recently attended. On the weekend of March 21, I visited the annual spring meeting of the Central States Anthropological Society on the Iowa State campus. The CS AS is an organization of anthropologists and other academicians with related interests, generally from the Midwest The spring meetings are events at which many of these people give presentations of their current research and writing. The context is one of great diversity of interests and research, informal discussions, and casual interaction between the various professors, researchers, and students. these meetings. This spring, I went to the meeting with the vice-president of the Club, Linda Johnson, a UW-P graduate and student. One great thing about these meetings is that they tend to be small and fairly casual. This informality is very conducive to speaking with people who are movers and shakers in anthropology and related fields. It also helps to give time to the ideas and comments of all those who wish to question or The trip was organized through respond to someone's presentation, the Paikside Anthropology Club, The other thing that makes a of which I am president, and was meeting like this so interesting is the second time I attended one of the wide variety of ideas presented Castle Lanes 633-1199 Sink your toes '"over 800 tons of beach sand at Rocines only Beach Volleyball facility. Cotd, Mens, Ladies and junior leagues now forming. Sign Up Now for a Summer of fun under the sun! Castle Lanes 633-1 199 there. Anthropology in 1991 is, like my other major, communication, a very broad field. The discipline itself includes cultural anthropology, physical (biological) anthropology, archaeology, and linguistics. Most people probably think of two figures when they imagine what anthropologists do— the white-haired, pith-helmeted archaeologist, and the cultural ethnographer who moves in with a group of people in some remote jungle to study them. Today, beside the more 'traditional' work that conforms in some ways to these images, people doing fieldwork also research 'sub-cultures' closer to home, such as schools, street gangs, or ethnic groups, or groups defined in still other ways, like the 'psychic' fortune-tellers I worked with last year. The spring meeting this year included groups of people doing research on such widely separate topics as third-world ethnography and resource management, institutional anthropology, trash and recycling, Jews in the Midwest, and various issues concerning Native Americans. Linda and I arrived late on the 21st, and planned to stay only through Sunday morning, so we were only able to attend some of the presentations. I chose to spend the 22nd listening to two sessions: one that examined anthropologists as story-tellers, and the other on Plains Indian studies. The session on Plains Indians had as a recurring topic the mistakes that have been made in the past by some of the vast number of ethnographers who have studied the cultures of the Plains Indians. The Plains societies woe indeed so extensively studied (and still are) that the saying goes that the standard Plains family is a mother, a father, two children, and one anthropologist On Saturday the 23rd, I also chose two sessions. One was a group of papers on the loose topic of the meaning of trash and recycling, and the other session discussed visual anthropology .which is the use of images to study human meanings. One of the papers in the session cm ' trash' was entitled "Sacred Waste." In considering human body parts as sacraments, the author discussed practices of placenta disposal, blood and organ donation, saints' relics, and stigmata. Another paper was even odder, and bore the title" Mounds of Meaning from Masses of Maggots." This one dealt with the study of forensic entymology—the study of insects that appear in decomposing, corpses, for example, in murder investigations. While this isn't exactly something I am interested in, the presentation itself was a good example of a paper that manages to interest, entertain, and provoke into speaking a group of listeners with different interests. The unusual nature of the topic shows that often a meeting like this has more variety and unexpectedness in it than one might think. The second session of the day was on visual anthropology, and entitled "A Mosaic." There were four papers, each dealing with an analysis and paper both departing from, and explaining, photographs taken by the researcher. The one that really "did it" for me was a study of light and vision in images of Midwest farmland. The author was able to show that the photographs that he had taken were a better approximation of the way that farms look to the fanner, than are more conventional shots. For example, the ethnographer took pictures in morning and evening light to contrast this with the fact that almost all pictures of farms and farm implements are done in the same generic midday light, which is not, of course, the way it looks most of the time. This conceptual leap from studying actual people, to studying meaning systems like photographic images, or the use of light in recording with pictures, is an example of the ways in which broad disciplines like anthropology are always examining topics of study from new angles. This enables us to look at people in general, and ourselves, in new ways. Meetings and conferences of scholarly interest abound and are perfect opportunities to find out how enjoyable,enlightening,and thought-provoking it can be to listen to those who are researching in your field of study. Ranger, Page 20 Feature May 9.1991 Ranger photo by Stuart Rubner -eft to right front to back- Front row: Reuben Polina, Jon Hiller, Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, RikaMorbhita, Alaina Whitney. Second row: Bruce Litton, Laura Beaulieu,, Jennifer turns Third row Phyllis Metalk), Amy Dunn, Laura Burnett Fourth row: Mark Shilhavy, Stacy Addams, Dawn Tower, Jason Runkus. Fifth row: Jason Asala, John Choe, )M^a^^cS«nClemins,^my Cwrifc Back row: Thom Kohiheck (IBM), Shane Scarbrough, Kathy Wakefield, Louise Paul is. Not pictured: Brian Dechant, Pendie Hamdia, Belinda Lawrence, Lisa Lichtenberg, Tracy Roeske, Tiara Mitchell, Dan WiUman. fe-*"" | Volunteer Volunteers of the Week honored by Gwen Heller Feature Editor On Friday, May 3, the Student Community Service Program honored thirty IBM Volunteers of the Week. Chancellor Sheila Kaplan and IBM representative Thom Kohlbeck were on hand for a special photo session conducted by Carol Engberg, SCS director, and photographer Stuart Rubner. During the spring semester, one student volunteer was featured each week in the Ranger. Criteria for this award included: a sincere commitment to helping others, consistent regularity to the volunteer assignment, a positive attitude toward community service, and valuable impact on individual or agency needs. Interns receiving credit for their volunteer efforts were not selected. "There were many other students who quailfied, but we rano ut of weeks!" said Engberg. The Volunteers of the Week are members of SCS, which is administered by the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center at 716 58th Street in Kenosha. Engberg's office is located in the Career Center on campus. "The SCS Program is open to any college student who is interested in being of service to their community, or who is exploring career options and may need valuable experience before graduating," explained Engberg. 225 active volunteers have participated in the program since July 1,1990. Approximately 90 schools and agencies in Kenosha and Racine have welcomed volunteers on a weekly or month ly basis. In some cases, unpaid positions have eventually lead to full-time or part-time paid employment Furthermore, volunteer experience makes a potential job candidate stand out "All volunteer experiences should be noted on applications fore mployment scholarships, graduate school and medical school," said Engberg. A wide range of activities and skills were represented by the IBM Volunteers of the Week. Girl Scout leaders, tutors, an assistant medical examiner, a video producer, newsletter editors, readers for the blind, and crisis line workers are just a sampling of die positions held by current volunteers. An incredible 4,384 volunteer hours has been compiled by the thirty Volunteers of the Week alone! The infinite possibilities of summer volunteer work are beneficial for career exploration, philanthropy, or getting involved in the community. For more information, stop by the Career Center or call Carol Engberg at 2011. | _l. i i Ranger, Page 22 Feature May 9,1991 Hollywood's hot summer movies offer variety by David Wick Staff Writer The studios wait all year long for summer vacation t o pull out their high budget, big name, bigger tlian life summer movies. Hollywood makes more money in the summer months than any other time of the year. Here is a preview of some of the upcoming films of the summer. Any dates used in this article are subject to change. The s'jmmer season would not be complete without several s equels, so here are just a few those coming out It was recently reported the budget of Terminater II: The Judgeme/ tfZ)qy had reached over 80 million dollars. With that kind of price tag,it will have to make atleast 160 million dollars just to break even. Arnold Schwarzenegger is back trying to mess up the future of our planet Terminater II hits the theaters on July 3. FX2 reunites Brian Denehy and Brian Brown as special effects wizard Rollie Tyler and police officer Leo McCarthy. This film will be in theaters tomorrow. Problem Child 2 has John Ritter adopting another child. The original problem child gets a brother worse than him. Lode for this one July 3rd. Naked Gun 2112 brings back the original cast, and this one has an environmental issue tacked onto it This sequel arrives August 28. Lastyearlpicked Child sPlay 2 as the worst film of the year. No one listened, so coming out August 16 is Child s Play 3. Oh, goody. Bill and Ted have a new adventure this summer when they go to hell. No, I am not making this up. Bill and Ted Go To Hell premieres on August 9. Hudson Hawke stars Die Hard's Bruce Willis as an international jewel thief. Andie McDowell plays his love interest Willis cowrote the screenplay. Look for this Interested in being a Ranger Staff Member? If so, stop down in the Ranger office, located in the Wyllie Library/ Learning Center D-139- C, and sign up. Many positions are available W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper one on May 24th. Backdraft has one of the most impressive casts of the year. This film, directed by Ron Howard (one of the few ex-child stars not wanted by the law), is about fire fighters in the city of Chicago. Backdraft stars Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert DeNiro, Scott Glenn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Rebecca DeMornay, and Donald Sutherland. Backdraft is slated for a May 24th release. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves stars Academy Award winner Kevin Costner, who is still high off of hia Dances With Wolves victory. Mary Elizabeth Mastratonio plays Robin's lady. Morgan Freeman and Christian Slater are among Robin Hood's merry men. Robin Hood rides into the theaters June 6. Jungle Fever is the latest from director, writer, actor Spike Lee. Wesley Snipes stars as an uptown executive who g ets romantically involved with an Italian woman. In an interview with the New York Times, Lee was quoted as saying that "this film will be the first film to seriously deal with the issue of interacial relationships." Jungle Fever comes out June 6. Truth or Dare is a documentary about the life times of Madonna during her Blonde Ambition Tour. Do you think she's over-exposed? The truth will be Brian Bosworth boogies as a bogus biker film come from the makers of Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. You can expect this to be a mega-weird film. This film is slated for a May 24 release. Disney offers us The Rocketeer, a film by the makers of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. The film stars newcomers Bill Campbell and Jill Connelley as scientists who create a special Rocket Suit to bring about this new superhero. Timothy Jungle Fever is another Spike Lee social statement out May 24. In The Fisher King, Jeff Bridges plays one of those annoying radio shock jocks who gets canned. While roaming the streets he meets up with a very strange character played by Robin Williams. This Dalton also stars as a a villain. The Rocketeer starts its flight on June 21. Switch takes the tired bodyswapping plot and breathes new life into it A male chauvinist is killed and God decides to bring him back as a woman. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? Ellen Barkin stars as the man in a woman's body. Jimmy Smits, of L.A. Law, co-stars as his/her best friend. Switch opens tomorrow. Football sensation Brian Bosworth starts his acting career in Stone Cold. He joins the ranks of Jean Claude Van Damme, Jim Brown, and Hulk Hogan as athletes turned action stars. I would notlookforalotof dialogue. Stone Cold starts May 17. Mobsters takes the idea of Young Guns and applies it to a gangster film. Christian Slater and Richard Greco star as the young gangsters out to make money the old fashioned way: by stealing it. Mobsters will make its debut july 19. Patrick Swayze follows up his big hit Ghost with Breakpoint. He plays a philosophical surfer who has a side job as a bankrobber. Breakpoint is slated for a release in July. Christina Applegate stars in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Dead. While mom and dad take a vacation away from their unruly kids, the babysitter croaks and the kids see the opportunity to have some real fun. Look for this film July 1Z Billy Crystal took the opportunity to plug his new film during the Academy Awards. He hooked up a car alarm to his horse and rode on stage with the animal. On June 6 you find out what City Slickers is all about. Have a good summer and good luck on your finals next week. • Parkside Activities Board invites you to Get Exotic at THE END 1991 The Loop 500 - It's the Beginning of THE END The Loop 500 sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon is a co-ed Bicycle Race on Inner Loop Road. ^ Teams of 4 compete for cash prizes of <v^° $100 for 1st place, $50 for 2nd place and $25 for 3rd place. Register now at the Union info desk. May 17th - 1pm - Inner Loop Road But it's not over once you've crossed the finish line ! Friday Night - Ghost Dance Ghostdance appeared at Parkside in October performing under the name "Children". also featuring: -Java Entertainment At The End Doors open at 8:30 on Friday, May 17 and Saturday, May 18 Saturday Night - World Order Milwaukee's Newest Top 40 Dance Band co-sponsored by Student Organizations Council opening for - The Exotic Birds 1991 Sponsors of The End PAB Parkside Activities Board ^ IMf University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger PI SIGMA E PSILON NWR Advance tickets available at the Union Information Desk $4.00 - One Night $6.00 - Weekend $5.00/night at the door Ranger, Page 24 Classified May 9,1991 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room Df 39G«the y j*tenLr wnntr'nin All the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by fuH or part time uW-Parks . . .. ... wclassified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad wi . "8 week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng p* oy ^ ^' ' Parkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger ousm ag CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS FOR SALE Don't miss The End 1991! Tickets areon sale now at the Union Info. Desk. Friday, May 17th features Ghostdance and Java, and Saturday, May 18th World Order opens for the Exotic Birds. Cheerleaders, we have our last meeting on Friday the 10th (tomorrow)! Please be on time. Also, if you still have money, candy or uniforms please bring them, too. Thanks! UW-P Geology Colloquium, Mr. Ned Pennock, Engineering Geologist, will be speaking on the Characterization of Rock Conditions for Milwaukee's Deep Tunnel Project Casio FX - 7000GA graphic calculator. Used less than one semester. $55.00 firm. Ask for Russ at 652-5077. HELP WANTED FOR SALE Need extra storage space for yourbigMemorialDaycookout/ picnic? Let the Philco "Fridge" take over! Just call 654-0095 for more information. it Your Best! es Forming Now. • LSAT starts 5/14 • GMAT starts 5/16 •AflCAT class meets 6/8 ® GRE starts in June one Registration 277-9990 STANLEY H.KAPLAN Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances Experienced, responsible baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/or evening hours. We have a two year old girl. We would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine (Wind Meadows). Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. References. Please call Wendy at 639- 0492. Counselors and lifeguards wanted for summer resident camp near Whitewater, WI. Kenosha County Girl Scouts, 2303 37th St, Kenosha, WI 53140 or call 657-7102. Summer work: National firm has 75 entry level marketing positions. Full corp. training earn $8.75/start. Scholarships awarded, some internships. Call office near hometown 10-4. Full/PT. Rac/ Kenosha 414-554-2038, Milw Metro 414-259-8118, Madison 608-277-0076. j MISCELLANEOUS | Childless couple wishes to adopt your baby. Let us ease your worry aboutyourbaby's future. We can provide a lifetime of love and understanding. Medical and legal expenses paid. Call Adoption Attorney, Roxanne Canovi, collect 414-273- 0322. Wanted: Person to help me translate letters from newly found Russian relatives into English. Phone 694-6399. Wanted: Apartment size refrigerator. Are you leaving town? Why take it with you, I will buy it from you. Phone 552-8959. PERSONALS PERSONALS Congratulations to all of the '90, '91 graduates!!! From FC OTTO: What if you were to find someone to whom the Power Dynamic meant nothing? Or found it merely to be a challenge? CK It's all over, Jeff! Congrats and good luck! Love ya! Kim 1F3 + 1F4, thanks for being there when I needed soemone to talk to. Have a great summer! K.I.T. 1F6 Dangerous and Racer, are you two, whipped? Consensus beleives so! "Who's the campus slutwanna- be?" PIC People: You all are the greatest! Continued success next year. Deborah K. EdilmaandDilia: Congratulations on your graduation. We will miss you both very much. Best wishes for the future. Stay in touch! PIC Graduation Party! For Elizabeth Spalla, Debbie Walderbach, and Bill Lierman May 25, at the Kennel Club on 1-94. Time 4:00, see you there! Have fun and behave this summer. If you ca't behave, at least have fun! Me. SERVICES OFFERED Help Wanted Students gain marketing and customer experience, and earn $300 per week. Full time this summer. All majors considered. Call 554-6637 We can provide expert secretarial services for your term papers and dissertations to help you get a good grade. We can help you prepare an impressive resume and cover letter to help you find that great job. Quality typesetting and disk storage capacity. Call us for more details on how we can be of service to you (637-1997). We're here to help you! Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Report tells how. Guaranteed. $5.00 postpaid. Book Bazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Ave; Kenosha, WI 53144. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 29, May 9, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student fired from on-campus job over failure to sign papers Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 17f' J ni versi ty ofWiscons ir Freshman 35 0/0 Sophomore 19 0/0 Junior 14 0/0 Senior 190/0 Special 13 0/0 o Pa kside Student fired from on-campus job over failure to sign papers woJic early. . staling, "As a first year student, "I didn't agree with the paper. this summer's experience was un- 7hey were asking me to sign about fortunate. I'dilkooto work with you specific dates, and I could not re- to re-establish your employment call them and they could notbe- and assist as needed with your re- lieve that," said Grube. "I was told turn to classes this fall." thatI would be fired if! wouldn't Grube has contacted a lawyer sign it If I were to sign it, my job and will not discuss the issue any- prospect would look good." more at this time. Grube explained that in an ClSoetz, Charest, and earlier meeting with Goldesberw tIloldesberry were contacted but he was told that if he didn't sign the were not at liberty to speak on the paper he would be fired. "He did issue. Myers also choose not to fire me, but then he rehired me," speak. said Grube. According to Grube, he was being badgered for a couple of weeks concerning the signing Gf the paper. "I was then fired, They said I couldn't be trusted," said Grube. On August 28. 1990 Goetz wrote a letter to Grube stating, "Realizing that your recent em- ployment experience in the Com- puter Center was not a very posi- tive or constructive experience, I am offering to work with you to establish a fresh start by locating employment in a different campus operation." Goetz concluded the letter by by Dan Chiappetta Ne_Editor Clary Goetz, Assistant Chancellor forAdministration and Fiscal M· fairs. PhilipCharest, Director of Com- puterServices. Lee Goldesberry, Operations Managerfor Computer Services. Richard Cummings, Director of Personneland Payroll. These individuals were all in- volvedin the termination of John Grube, a OW -Parkside student, fromhis two positions at OW· Parkside's Computer Center. In August,Grube was dismissed as a ComputerOperator and RJE At· lendanl. He was "fired" because he didn'tcomply with theadministra- tors' commands. According to Grube, during a meeting with Goetz, Charest, Cummings·and Goldesberry, he was asked to sign a paper that stated that Rick Myers, an employee of !be Computer Center and Presi- dentof the Wisconsin State Em- ployeesUnion Local 2180, left John Grube by Dan Chiappetta News Editor . Amos Young is 8 Special Project Security Officer. Young who is from Milwaukee, joined OW -Parkside's CampusPoliceon March 26. 1990. ''The environ· ment is very nice," said Young. "Great atmosphere," Since Youngistheonly black ontheCampusPolicestaff, Young thought his color might have been an issue. ''They haven'tseencolor, and I haven't either." Young enjoys working with the staff. "I get along great with my co-workers. He (Dave Ostrowski, Director of Campus Police and Public Safety) does a great job running the department. He's strict on certain tbingt,in which he should be,". ''This is 8 friendly atm0- sphere," said Young. When it comes to breaking the law. Young won't be so friendly. So bere's 8 wanting from Young and Campus Pulice on the different kinds of parldng regulations and how much park- ing fines are. . Without Permit $S.OO .Handicapped/ResetYed $IS.00 Parking on Stripes or Grass $10.00 Walkway $10.00 Firezone $IS.00 No Parking Sign Regulation $S.OO Invalid Permit $S.OO Who are the students that attend UW-Parkside? Where are they from? Residency Class Level "'" • Kenosha Counly 35 0/. ----, Milwaukee County 8 0/0 Olher Wisconsin Counties 6 0/0 Oul 01Slale 6 % Foreign 2 0/0 Racine Counly 43 % ---- Source:UW-Parl<side Office of the Registrar. Undergraduate enrollment statistics es of September 6. 1990. Ranger Graphic Inside... Editorial.: Page 2 PSGA Report, Page 3 Devil's Advocate Page 3 Voice ofUW·P Page 4 Gabe'sGab Page 10 Sports Page 11 Life after UWP Page 16 International Page20 This Week .Page21 Classifieds Page 24 ------1_--- E~:::.ito=-=n:-· a_I '_- ---:-::t p.......' Page 2 '. r I MANAGED 10 AVOiD 5AYlNr. ANYTHING OFFENSIVE - 10 ANYONE CONCERNED ABoUT ~ BELIEFS ••• Editorial For the past two weeks, I have been harsh on the administration because of the fact that certain situations are not handled efficiently on this campus. :Well, this week I thought I would let them breathe and pick on a new group of people: the students of UW -P. I believe most of the time when something occurs on campus that it is not the students' fault. But this past week several situations were brought to my attention and I can honestly say I have been proven wrong in J. few instances. Some students who come to UW-P have this thing in their mind that their mother is still trailing behind them to pick up anything they leave laying around. If you have visited the cafeteria, Coffee Shoppe, or the Union Square lately, you will know exactly were I am coming from. When you get done eating a meal or drinking a beverage a little food fairy doesn't come around and clean up after you. Why the hell do you think food service prices are so high? First, students don't know how to pick up after themselves, and they also think that it is ethical to borrow silverware from the eateries on campus and never bring them back. If you want lunchroom monitors like we had in grade school to watch you so everything gets picked up, I'm sure food service could arrange for this service. Your mother doesn't go here, so learn to pick up after yourselves. . Admittedly, the parking situation at UW-P isn't the greatest, but some students- decided to take it into their own hands to make it worse this past week. This past week some students decided to flood the visitors parking lot behind the Union building. Can you people read the sign? It says "Visitors Only." What makes you so special from any other student? Students also illegally parked in the reserved parking spots and worse yet the spots for the disabled. Why can't you be tough and handle this parking problem like everyone else does? Learn how to walk a half mile to class. I hope campus police tows everyone who illegally parks. Last but not least, I can't stand the students who complain because there is nothing to do on this campus. I can tell you several things to do if you get bored, but you probably won't show up anyway. There have already been several events on campus since school started and the turnout was terrible. P AB sponsored a dance two weeks ago; they were lucky if fifty people showed up. Where can you see a good quality band for two dollars these days? The next dance is September 21 and I expect to see a lot more students attending this function. , . See Editor, page 6 by Craig Simpkins Quest Editorial • Attention student reservists by Don Prange CpL,USAR . ., Unless you just came out.of a t~O month hibemaUon.yo~~ave to be f th e situation in Saudi Arabia. If you are a reservist it ispoSSi"· aware 0 . . th f t Ifthisl "" 'tmaybeactivatedatsomeumem e u ure. IS IS thee . thatyour urn eased' c' ...... Presid tShawoftheUWSystemhasrel m,ormauOnOnwithdraWing ~m .' ted I' from the universi\tin the event your UOlt.gets acuva . t is im\lOltalll that each student that is an acUv~reservISt go to the Office of Sludenl Affairs and fill out a form that WIllexpedIte theprocess of WIthdraWing from the university. If anyone IS. forced ~ wlthdra.w due to mililary service. all tuition and fees, including housmg fees Will be refunded and there wiIIbe no academic penalty. '. "Student reservists will be assured readmlltance to the uniVelS;ty upon their return from active duty," said Shaw. Students called up near the end of the semester would be given incomplete grades and would be allowed to complete their COUISewotk upon returning from active duty. Students called up less than three. fourths into the semester would beforced to re-take the coursesupon their return. Students with independent study courses could complete the courses while on active duty. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside reservists face real chance of being in war Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .~If' 'University of Wisconsin-Parks ide UW-Parkside reservists face real chance of being in war Dan Chiappetta News Editor With American troops con- tinuing to increase in the Persian Gulf, the UW-System bas made a policy concerning the possibility of students, faculty, and staff who may be called to active duty. There lire at least 37 uw- Parlcsidestudents known to be re- servists, according to UW- Parlcside's Registrar Office. The UW-System policy states that in the event that any student is called to active military duty, he or she shall be issued a 100 percent refund of all fees paid except for room and board. This includes admission deposits, advanced reg- islration fees, academic fees, seg- regated fees, special course fees and any other fee of this nature. The policy emphasizes that if a student is called to active duty before the beginning of the aca- demic term, 100 percent of room andboardsbould berefunded. Mter thebeginningofthe academic term, the refund should be based upon the unused portion of the fee. This policy only applies to students who are reservists !bat are called to ac- live duty, not students who volun- tarily enlist. DonPran~,aUW-~bille junior and an Army reservist, is hoping the crisis in the Persian Gulf will come to a "peaceful" solution. "For the numbers of troops in the Middle East, and the hostility between theUnited States and Iraq, it's just a matter of time before armed conflict," said Prange. Gabe Kluka, a UW·~bide senior, spent two years in active dutyandhasbeenanArmyreservist for the past three years. Kluka belongs to the 822nd Military Po- lice Company in Rosemont, illi- nois. Kluka believes his chance of going to the Persian Gulf is fair. "There has been no defmite contact, but therebave beenrumors around the company," said Kluka. Prange, 24, has been in Army Reserves for almost four years, spending two years on active duty. He belongs to the 2-338, 85th Division(Tm) in Waukegan, Illi- nois. Prange believes his chance of going to the Middle East is low. "With my unit, the possibility is slim. My unit is a training unit and its mission is to train soldiers," stated Prange. The thoughtofgoing to thehot desert of Saudi Arabia worries Kluka. "It scares me, and tbe idea of - being put in an environment like that makes me nervous. Cbemical weapons scare me more than nuclear weapons. Youdon'tknow tbey're tbere," stated Kluka. Prange, with the help of a couple of UW -Parksidestudents who have relatives stationed in Saudi Arabia, is trying to put to- gether a letter-writing campaign for the 197th Infantry Brigade. "We want to place drop boxes all over campus where students can write letters to soldiers in the I97th Infantry Brigade," said Prange. "It doesn't need a stamp, just place tbem in the drop boxes: We'll collect them and and send tbem to Saudi Arabia. Prange explains the impor- tance of writing letters to tbe sol- diers. "I know how important it is to . get aletter. Even if it's just to say 'hi. what's up'," said Prange. '-It's your lifeline back to the states." Prange is a molecular biology major and Kluka is a math and drama major. "I'm not afraid to go if they call me. It's what's going to hap- pen to my life iftbey do call me that worries me," said Kluka. "If shooting docs start, I'd be gone within 24 hours." Offcampus housing provides analternative to Residence Halls' I By J. A. Bromstad Staff Writer The problem with UW- Parlcside'shousing is notatall what you may think it is. The original thoughtwas that students were be- . ingterribly inconvenienced. It was Iaterlearned that the inconvenience lay in the lap of the bureaucracy- the means by which this episode of inadequate housing will not soon end. While speaking with sopho- moreScollMurphy, who presently resides at the YMCA in Racine, one got the feeling that he was I ' content and unfretted by the "in- convenience" of living off earn- pug. Scott, along with 40-50 other Parkside students, is on a waiting list to be placed in Parkside's hous- ing. He admits it is somewhat of a disadvantage to be at the YMCA because be feels he is missing out on the multitude of nighttime en- ergytlu\tis~teristicpfyoung, , 'enthusiastic. fun-seeking indi- viduals his own age. On the other decent circumstances. in things such as lower interest hand, he appreciates the finer ~So well that Kevin Williams, rates on bonds, a lesser mortgage things--like having his own room, who was first on the list to be and higher construction codes use of the Y's well-conditioned placed in campus housing, turned which mean a more durable com- facilities and a private bathroom. down residency here to remain at plex, etc. ) Sophomore Rashid Laurencin the" quieter, less-abused looking" Ifheapproves the proposal, he holds a similar view. However, YMCA. would submit it to the Board of unlike SCOll, he feels he is not So what's the problem? Too Regents. This entity is comprised missing out on anything. Rashid many people? The obvious lack of of local citizens who decide pointsoutonediscomfortingpeeve. rooftopsoncampus? Thefarflung, whether the proposal is in the best There are no single baths in the long- winded, much too complex interest of all involved:taxpayers, wing where he is located and he's system in which we live? Let me tbe state's budget and the univer- sharing a bath with more people sliare with you some findings con- sity at large. , th b ratic process From there, we move to tbe than if he were in tbe dorms. De- cemmg e ureauc d ith h si that would eventually bring forth Building Commission where key spite this, he sai WI muc SID- h . g le m ·lators talk and talk and talk eerity, "I like it here." more OUSID. ..- When asked if they could At the present moment the and talk, and then more talking is Editorial Page 2 ale behal f of the others they president of the UW system is re- required to sell to the Governor PSGA Report. Page 3 spe on, . b tbe (who I'Sa controlling member of ., of their viewing a proposal sent, y Devil's Advocate ...Page 3, said thatthemaJOnty were thiscommission and ultimately bas ChaneellorofUW-P. V· fUW P.P ,A sentiment all tbe final ';;y in the ·matter) the oice 0 - .... age'.. A sbuttle is in service for those If he nays the proposal, budget plans 'or addt'lt'onal hous- ith t obiles proceedings halt and Parkside .' Gabe's Gab .Page 11 students who arewi ou m . ,mg' at Parkside. Once a budget S .Page 7 f R id Life would then seek alternative means portS .. The Director 0 est ence , (N Ex plan is reached, plans for Iandscap- DeAnn Possehl and Assistant Di- to finance tbe project ote: - Health News ....... .Page 13 er are re n- isting housing was financed by a ing and building design can be In 'onal .Fag 12 rector Ste~ .Walln spa d rivate group of citizens known as drawn up, 'contractors can be se- temall e sible for driving' the shuttle to san ::re BenevolentFoundation. Phase lec!ed;andfmallyconstruetion can This Week. ..Page 14 from the Y after local buseS ole 2 housing is seeking state funds. commence. Classifieds. _ .Page 16 running. , Generally. these peop e dif~ nee baS .jlB4id",antagU ..... He're,wehaveaminute'sworth, .' ' doin i-atherwelt tinderil1read)" . # Tho ere· ~,.. • l' •••• ,.. • •••• 1 ••••• 1 • t 1 •••••••• ' are B. , ... "~",, ... >"., ' ......... ' ••• , • I • , I 1 1 : " ! : of reading that adds up to approxi· mately 3-4 years of debate and negotiations which would account formore time than would be neces- sary to actually construct the new housing. Whenever legislation is part oftbe solution there is delay. This is just one more instance where progress and better arrangement are slaves to time and paper. Inside... : f • , , ,. . ",." '. __ ---0-00 _0. '--IL_-'''~' E~'d~' i::~O='- n:.:"" ·:..=.-~_i"_·' ._'-_'- j~' -----s~epte::::mber~~:-.,l~ Rager. Page 2 . " •.• AND WHICH OF ME HAVE YOU COME TO SEE lODAY?" Editorial ... On February 13, 1990, the Faculty Senate passed a new drop policy stating that a smdent who drops a course during or after the fifth week of the semester will receive a iranscripmotation of "W" for that course. The "WOOstands for withdrawal. The new policy takes effect in the Fall of 1991, so if you're a senior, you den't have anything ID worry about. but if you're not, you will have some heavy decision-making IDdo when next fall arrives. The PIrbide Student Government Association did everything in ilS power ID block this policy from heing implemenred. Members ofPSGA collected over700 signatureS and presented them ataFaculty Senate meeting. Former PSGA President Om Prange said thal the Senate virtually ignored the signamres, He also stated that they didn't seem ID care what the students had ID say. If anything, this will definitely put pressure on the studenlS. The faculty responded that swdents sbouId know their progress in a class by the end of the fourth week. Yeah, right! I can't remember having aclass where I had a t.est or quiz heforethe sixth week.This new policy that takes place will still allow students ID drop until the eighth week. In the case of a module or summer class the "WOO _lion will appear if the class is dropped after the one-third mark. The new add policy will go inlDeffect in the spring of 1991. Itstat.es thatstudenlS may addany course which they are qna'if...J for during the first week. During the second week of classes a course may be added with the iDsuuctor's consent Beginning with the third week of classes, a course may be added only in extraordinary c:jmmImnces,lIId only with the support of the course instructor and the approval of the department chair. The Facu1ty Senate is trying ID eocourage smdeats ID make a decision on whether they are going ID' stay enroIledinaclas. At the same time, they are trying tocutdown thenumberof classes dropped by students, You' have foar weeb ID decide if you like a class or not, so this "W" notation should increase your commitment to acbooI so you doo't have 10 drop a class. This''W'' could have a negative impact 011 your transcript if you get inIo die habit of ckqJping lOO!D8IIyclasses. A potential employer might not look favorably on !DO many "WOOs IIj¥S iDg 00 yow transeipt. This four-week drop policy is-basically unfair. I don't think the students were given equal time to express bow they felton this issue. Butif you know anyone thatatt.ends UW -Whitewater. they think that we have it made because they have a two-week drop policy before they are hit with the big "W". by Craig Simpkins . .. Letter to the Editor: Whensomethingcon~ia1 arises and it's dealing WI!'! black and white I always seem to ob- serve the ~egro complaining about unfairness. The reason why I know is becauserm one of those uppity negroes. Forexample, when I came to register for my college courses. I wanted to study a history course. The course I had in mind was a subject in Black History. So I tell the counselor I would like a Black History course and he tells me it doesn't exist in the UW system. I say to myself. well why is that? Anyway. he offers me American History, and being the versitile brother that I am.I take the course. But tell me something, we pay our dividends for school just like the majority students. No matter if it's scholarships, grants. loans. or Mama and Daddy. So why can't we learn someihUig about our heritage as wel1.I'm IliiI blaming the Professorsor slUdems, but maybe the Dean of the SChcoi could do something or tell the llli nority students something. . A lot of black students ha discussed this matter among~ selves, but I just decided to bring 'I in the open. When you read ~ don'tbebiased:keepanopenmilll. I know some people will sayI'ma racist but that's far from realily, Oh yeah, if I'm not asking for too much, how about a little sou! food in the cafeteria once in a while <at least during Black History Month). I .conclude by saying Peace. because we're all in the same game. Chris Tolivtr , . '! • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 4, September 27, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document MF- University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 1% Number 5 J. iir iiiwuaiiwin oriflEK rarcrssass,'•&&»- CftWHWIlfait- UW-Parkside mourns loss of dedicated student by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Joel Klepel, a UW-Parkside junior, passed away on September 27, 1990. Klepel, from Racine, committed suicide when he inhaled carbon monoxide by locking himself in his home garage and levaing his car motor running. Klepel, who once before tried to commit suicide, was 20. v "He was always so intense, so up. There was no room for failure," said Tom Neubauer, a UWParkside student, about Klepel. "He always had time for others." "It's strange. He was there, and now he's not there anymore," said Chris Daniel, a UW-Parkside junior who worked with Klepel. Klepel, a Chemistry major, was very involved in his community and at UW-Parkside. "He was a veryn ice guy," said Chris Frey, a UW-Parkside junior. At UW-Parkside, Klepel worked in the Academic Research Center as a math tutor and he was also a volunteer reader for the blind. In the Racine area he was a vacation bible teacher, baseball coach, member of the Experimental Aircraft Association, and belonged to, the bell choir of Trinity Lutheran Church. According to Cherie Helt, a UW-Parkside junior who worked • wi th Klepel in the Center, Klepel was very interested in "fires" and "aviation." "He loved to go to fires. He'd listen to the scanner and when he heard a fire, he would go take pictures," stated Helt. "He also loved airplanes." Helt explained that Klepel never mentioned a word about committing suicide. "I was extremely surprised," said Helt. Latesha Jude, who worics in the Academic Research Center, was also surprised. "I was shocked," stated Jude, a UW-Parkside sophmore. "He always seemed happy." It's too late toc hange Klepel's decision, but it's not too late to let others know that if they're going through a bad time in their lives, there are professionals on campus and off campus that can help. These people are willing to listen and offer advice. UW-Parkside's Learning Assistance and Counseling offers personal counseling. The professional staff provides short-term counseling related to stress, depression, alcohol and drug abuse, Joel Klepel family disharmony, relationship vicesalsoprovidesprofessionaland problems and difficulty adjusting to college. UW-Parkside's Health Ser- Free caffeine pills cause concern for student health by Kelly McKissick Staff Writer The widespread distribution of Vivarin, a caffeine stimulant, in Follett bookstore promotional sample packages has raised health concerns with Student Health Services and administration. Vivarin's caffeine content, according to package information, is equal to two cups of coffee. The potential danger with this product lies in abuse or use in combination with other caffeine products, such as coffee or soda. According to Sandra Riese, director of StudentHealth Services, use of Vivarin and other caffeine stimulants can increase the heart rate and sensitivity of the nervous system and decrease the ability to concentrate. Riese's concern with the presence of Vivarin in the sample packages is thatshe doesn't want use of these products promoted on campus through mass distribution. Although the campus bookstore currently sells a similar product, No-Doz, it is not a product that is being handed out to students, as in the promotional packages. "I understand that people will do what Sandra Riese they want, but I don't recommend widespread distribution. I don't feel that students realize the danger of using [stimulants and other caffeine products] together. Yourbody gets so wired that you lose your ability to concentrate," she said. Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life, stated that the packages were part ofa national promotion by the Follett company. It was up to each campus to decide if they wished to have the packages distributed. Although he admitted that the contents of the packages were not closely examined, he said, "If the company plans on using this type of promotion again, we would want to see what will be in the packages first, and consider whether or not we wish to participate, especially ift he contents could be considered offensive to anyone." "Our concern was that there was something of value in them for students in the form of coupons and other types of samples," McLaughlin stated. "However, I don't think that we should be promoting the use of [caffeine stimulants] and it is something that we need to re-evaluate." Riese said an effort was made to have the, Vi varin samples removed from packages that were not yet distributed, but the Follett company stated that it did not have the manpower to change the contents. Lorraine Meyer, a Student Health nurse, explained that there were a few students on campus last semester who ended up having serious health problems because they abused caffeine stimulants in addition to consuming other types of caffeine. Meyer feels that because of widespread distribution, many more students may take the product "They may not have necessarily thought of using Vivarin before, but it has been made avaiblale to them. It would be best if stuconfidential counseling related to drugs and alcohol. See Student, page 13 dents just disposed of the samples," she said. "If we're promoting a drugfree campus, we should not be mass distributing these types of things," Riese commented. Meyer added, "We want students to make good choices, and we don't advocate the use of Vivarin or any excessive amounts of caffeine." Editorial .Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate....Page 3 Gabe's Gab ..Page 4 Sports Page 7 Counselor's Corner.Page 8 International Page 14 Volunteer. Page 15 This Week Pagel7 Classifieds Page20 Ranger, Page 2 Editorial October 4,1990 Letters to the Editor OK NOW—YOU RING THE DOORBELL, AND LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! To the Editor Why call your black sister a female dog or your black brother a mother f;.... If you open your eyes and observe, that's all you have at UW-Parkside. What I'm saying is let's be there for one another and quit being ignorant. All we do is make ourselves look bad and the other people just have a big laugh. No one likes to be embarassed or made a fool of, so if we straighten up now, they'll have nothing to say. Let's get on with our lives and be positive role models for the upcoming generation of blacks. Let's also be competitive and challenge our classmates. We already have our foot in the door, so don' t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Now wouldn't that be better than fighting one another and cursing each other. I end this by saying pe ace, and be down for your crown no matter what anyone has to say. by Chris Toliver To the Editor There's a different kind of racism pervading the campus nowadays. It's not racism against Afro- Americans (although that still is very predominant), but racism against the smaller cultures that make up the student population, like Kenyans and people of Middle - Eastern cultures. So far I havn't seen any literature circulating dealing with this like the pamphlets that have popped up on campus in the past proclaiming "Save America for the White Race." This kind of racism is a little more subtle than that, like snubbing someone because they look Palestinian. Ever notice how there's always a table in the coffee shop or cafeteria occupied by minority students only, whether they are Indian, Nairobian, or Afro- Ajnerican, and all Anglo-Saxons seem to stay clear of that table? After the International Club See Letters, page 4 From the desk of the Editor Many students have been questioning student fees lately, so I am going to attempt to answer some of those inquiries. Every semester you by pay student fees which are part of your tuition payment. This year, Craig students will pay $126 for student fees and $764.50 for tuition. Simpkms The next most asked question is who distributes student fees. It is called the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee. This committee consists of eight members: six senators and two student-at-large seats. This is a very important committee because they are responsible for over one mil lion dollars in funding. SUFAC distributes student fees according to projected needs to the five largest organizations and to many other services available on campus. If we didn't have segregated fees we wouldn't have student organizations to serve our needs. The Parkside Student Gov erme n t is here tod efend your student rights; without PSGA, there woudl be no organization standing up for the students. The Ranger newspaper informs the students of campus issues and events; without them you would be uninformed on many issues. The Parkside Activities Board is here to bring you campus events on campus; without them you would be more bored than you awrei th the present number ofa vailable activities. The Student Organizations Council is the umbrella organization for over 40 clubs on campus; without SOC there wouldn't be any funding available for clubs on campus. The Parkside Adult Student Alliance is on campus as a peer support group for non-traditional students; without them there wouldn't be a meetingplace for adult students. There are also many services offered on campus; many other resources are covered in this weeks Counselor's Corner. Students have also questioned whether segregated fees should be optional. This option would mean that about one hundred students would pay segregated fees, because no matter how much effort organizations at this institution expend cm programming, students still don't attend many events. There isn'tany way to avoid students fees. You are supporting services on campus with student fees, so you should use offered services as much as possible, attend sponsored events, and use the entire university experience to its greatest advantage. More importantly than the amount of student fees that we pay is the benefit derived from what we do pay. What we have said, and will continue to say, is get involved and make the most of UW-Parkside and what it has to offer. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Gabe Kluka, Jim Newcomb, RufusThorne, David Doherty, Mona Shannon, Lisa Vopal, John Taylor, David Wick, Bill Hawkins, Jeff Bromstad, Latesha Jude, Kelly McKissick, Sara Kahl, Mike McKowen, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Deguire, Susan Luedkes I Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to Ranger UW-Parkside Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha. Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 News Editor Dan Chiappetta International Editor Gwen Heller Feature Editor Katie Knight Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editors i Jeff Reddick Ted Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Asst. Copy Editor Franca Savaglio Layout Editor Scott Singer Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Advertising Manager Terri Fortney Advertising Representative Heather McGee Public Relations Greg Lebrick Photo Editor Don Prange Photographers Sunni Beeck Todd Goers Henry Cornett Cartoonists Paul Berge Chris Ingram Glen Kelly Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak • October 4,1990 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate A day in the life of a college student by Donald R. Andrewski Last Wednesday I arose at sunrise and looked out of my bedroom window. Remembering the old adage about healthy, wealthy and wise, I indeed feltas if I had the world by the throat. Stretching, I inhaled a deep breath of clean air (as clean as it is going to get) and began my day. After conducting all of my business, I arrived on campus after 10:00 am and began the ritual of orbiting the parking lots searching for a parking place. With the skill and dexterity of a demo-derby driver, I out-maneuvered several people and secured a place. There is a definite advantage to driving a rolling wreck. People with new cars won't mess with someone who drives a car that looks like a modem art masterpiece. As I mused to myself, I began to think that there has to be a better way. As I surveyed the landscape, I wondered why UW-Parkside couldn't build tri-level parking ramps, like they have in downtown Racine. Even one such facility in the Union parking lot would increase the number of available parking spaces by approximately 150% (my estimate), and could be done without endangering the prairie or woodland areas. Once I arrived on campus, I discovered that the Coffee Shoppe does not make french fries before 11:00 am. Now let's get real here. We are college students, that peculiar breed of individuals who never sleep and eat cold pizza and french fries for breakfast. Are the food services trying to rob us of our identity as college students or merely preparing us for the real world where corporate power breakfasts do not include cold pizza and french fries? In any event, I believe that fries should be available way before 11:00. Sensing that this day was going nowhere fast, I stopped to get a drink of water. As I approached the bubbler (water fountain for you folks from Minnesota), the unit began squirting waterbefore I touched it As I stood there in mild bewilderment trying to figure out this mechanism, I noticed that the new bubblers now have sensing devices that detect something two feet in front of it and automatically activate. Are the students that stupid that they can no longer operate the bubblers? Why did the school waste the money on these new units? Why don't they save their money and spend it on something more worthwhile, suchaspaikingramps? Other unanswered questions: Park without a permit and it costs five bucks; park with an expired permit and it costs ten bu cks. Why? It seems to me that both are equivalent in that the driver does not have a valid permit Why do women get menopause? Shouldn't they get "womenopause"? An American can join the French Foreign Legion but a Frenchman cannot join the American Legion. I wonder why? With all of the paperwork college students have to fill out for class registration and financial aid, shouldn't we get college credit for it? Parkside Student Government Association Suggestion box or garbage can? by Jill Jensen PSGA Senator Parkside Student Government Association is your voice. PSGA watches and listens to what is happening on campus. Every week PSGA writes an article for the Ranger to keep you, the students, informed about your campus. You may have concerns or suggestions about the campus and this is where PSGA can help. PSGA has two suggestion boxes: one in Molinaro and the other in Comm. Arts. They are green with black lettering. You can not miss them! These boxes are for the students to use for questions and suggestions, and PSGA will answer them as quickly and as accurately as possible. Now that you know where and what the PSGA suggestion boxes look like, please use them wisely. PSGA provides the students these boxes in order to help resolve student problems. But all we have found is garbage thrown into them. I mentioned to all of you that you can not miss them so do not use them as garbage cans. I do believe college students can distinguish between PSGA boxes and garbage cans, so let's put the garbage where it belongs and use the suggestion boxes for the benefit of all students. You get out of education what you put into it. If you feel your campus is garbage, then that is all it will ever amount to. The suggestion box iso ne way to voice a concern and another way is to attend committee meetings on campus. Committee meetings: Admissions, Records and Student Information Committee, Friday, October 5th, 9 am, Moln D131; and Student Services Committee, Wednesday, 12 pm, Comm. Arts 142. We also need a student on the Committee on Teaching and one student on Course and Curriculum Cftmmiugg. All students should also be concerned about MRF. MRF is the Mandatory Refundable Fee which is the required amount taken out of every student's tuition. This fee is currently 50 cents and this fee is for United Council's spending money. It is called Ref undable because each student, upon request, can be reimbursed if you write to UC. It has now been decided by United Council General Assembly that the MRF be raised to 75 cents per student. Once this resolution was passed, it went to each campus's student government to be passed. Parkside's student government chose not to pass the fee increase! However, it went back to United Council as a consensus and the 25 cents increase was passed. Parkside abstained. Now this resolution has to go to the Regents, and if approved, it goes to Governor Thompson. If he passes this 25 cents increase then this raise will be tacked on to everyone's tuition. This once again shows what little input the students have when it comes to tuition, Get involved! Get involved! This is being heard and seen everywhere. Getting involved with campus events can be very rewarding. An activity that is coming up shortly is EXCEL. This is a leadership adventure being held October 13 - 14. EXCEL will improve your communications skills, interpersonal skills, organizational skills, and leadership skills. This can apply to everyone since our college days are suppose to get us ready for our future careers. The cost of EXCEL is only $10. The deadline for EXCEL is October 5th. Pick up your registration form in the Student Activities Office, Union 209. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:09 pm. Roll call Senators: E. Jensen, J. Jensen, T. Jensen, Jude(E), Olson, Riccio, Rosier, Sikora, Yee, Nephew Guests: Don -Mathes, Michael Johnson, Gene Desotell, Craig Simpkins Eric Bovee, Tobin Lindblom, Steve McLaughlin Executive Branch: Bill Horner, Maggie Frymire Motion Sikora/Olson 9/28/90 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Passes 9-0-0 Report of the President (Horner) Motion Sikora/Yee 9/28/90:2 To approve the delegation of Mario Riccio to PUAB at- large seat and Craig Simpkins PUAB as PSGA representative. Passes 9-0-0 -We need to purchase a new tape recorder that picks up everyone's voice clearly. -Because the copy machine has been overused, we will ask everyone to do all of their copying on the ditto machine because the cost is minimal. -Oct. 2nd at 3:30 pm, there will be a Faculty/Senate meeting and we need support from the student body to attend and to ask questions. Report of the Vice-President (Gary Nephew, Pro-Tempore sitting in for Chris Daniel) Written report Motion Olson/Sikora 9/28/90 :3 To approve the allocation of $30.95 for refreshments being served for Political Awareness Week. Passes 9-0-0 Report of Pro-Tempore (Nephew) -Tobin I *- idblom gives final report on his inicm project Motion J Jensen/Yee9/28/90:4 To approve the intern project by Tobin Lindblom. Passes 8-0-1 -Lindblom sworn in officially as a senator. -Political Awareness Week is next week so we need people to help register others to vote. Legislative Affairs Committee (Olson) Written report Report of U.C. Presidents (TJensen) Written report Report of U.C. Women's Affairs (Jude) Written report Unfinished business -Motion Riccio/T Jensen9/28/90:5 Toallocate$25.00forGregLebrick for his work on the PSGA brochures. Passes 9-0-0 Meetings for the following week: -Election Committee every Wednesday 12:30 pm in PSGA office -Student Service Wednesday, Oct. 10, at noon in C.A.142 -Faculty/Senate Oct. 2,3:30 pm in Moln. D137 October 4,1990 Parkside's monster - a battle plan by Gabe \ 's ' Kluka Every once in awhile, you must sit and ponder the mysteries of the universe. Recently, as I sat pondering over the Sunday paper, I came across a shocking headline, "Loch Ness monster may have relative in Lake Erie" (pardon me if I misquoted). I started to think on this a little bit, and suddenly I was hit with a terrifying revelation: Parkside probably has a monster. For those of you foolish enough to scoff at me, don't say I didn't warn you. For the rest of my faithful readers, I challenge you to test my evidence. If you find it convincing, report to Student Health Services immediately for a psychological evaluation. The monster I speak of lives underneath the various soda machines around campus. I'm almost positive that it spends most of its time in Molinaro. The reason I suspect this is because of the secretions it leaves by the soda machines. I know that most of you won't believe me, but you've got to listen! The secretions are little brown sticky circles that look like spilled soda. You're probably screaming at the top of your lungs, "That's because it is soda, Gabe! You bonehead!" Believe me, please, I know what I'm talking about. The fine students of Parkside are smart enough to dump their overfilled sodas into the grate on the bottom of the machine. Besides that, if they did happen to spill, there aren apkins only ten feeta way from any machine on campus, and I'm sure they would clean their messes up, so this eliminates them entirely from the picture. Now thatl've proved this thing exists, we have to get rid of it, because I am certain it is responsible for the disappearance of the freshmen who never are seen again after their first semester. The fact that they spend way too much time in the Rec Center has nothing to do w'h it. I guess the best way to rid ourselves of this thing would be to lure it out and poison it with a MOM: [A'tappers $ZH5 mhers y1u£Sj ir/EQS: Tkwce \o t-'rvz VOS ISOS G-R£($ "IERIA/ALL Tree M drink w'ljb T&rksde. i.t>, -Ihurs -Jam again with Thrks'd&'s tfefP LerrweiwaM •frti.tSfi-T: LUUZS'SHULKERM ^ ^foo\I3AIL MiVrf!:-. VM crcoa StcLclne, Coffee Shoppe hot dog, or, maybe, we can videotape it, and find out what time at night it comes out. Then, Security could blow up the soda machine with about 100 pounds of dynamite at the precise moment it is supposed to appear, killing the beast in the process. While these solutions seem simple, they are actually hazardous. The first alternative would require bait, probably human, to lure the monster out. If you wanted to be careful about the whole thing, you could trick the monster with a tape recording. I'm sure that it listens to find out when it is safe to come out. The distinctive snapping sound your shoes make after you've stepped in the secretions, and are attempting to unstick them from the floor, is probably what the monster listens for. So, what we could do irse cord someone in the labors of walking away from the soda machine. We could then play the tape recorder, and hope that the thing emerges from its lair, where it would find a strategically placed Coffee Shoppe hot dog, preferably one that ! ,s been on that little cooker all day. if we are lucky, and he is either hungry or stupid, he will eat it, and Editorial Policy Published every Thursday during the academic year, the Ranger does not publish during breaks or holidays. TheRangerispublished solely by the students of UW-Parkside, who are responsible for its editorial policy and content Letters to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed, doubled spaced, and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request The Ranger reserves the right toe ditletters and refuset hose which are false and/or defamatory. Deadline for all letters and classified ads is Monday at 10 am for publication on Thursday. promptly expire, like so many students have in the past. The hazardous part would be handling the hot dog. The second alternative, if this one should fail, has two problems and is far more destructive. The second alternative, as I've said, would require a video camera to tape the monster. The first problem with this is finding a safe place to keep the recording equipment. I'm sure that with a little goading, the chancellor would donate her office to this noble cause. I'm sure that she isc oncerned with the wellbeing of the students, and would grant this request. Of course, she would have to explain to people who came into her office what the equipment was for. Seeing as it might be a little difficult to explain this to someone like Les Aspin, for instance, I would be more than happy to help out The second problem would be with finding the dynamite to blow up the machine and the monster. I guess that this would have to be left up to Security since they would be handling this alternative. If they were really convinced that there is a monster under the soda machine, I'm sure they could use a little muscleon the Chemistry Dept. to get them to make some dynamite. If that fails, I'm sure there is a natural gasJine and a Zippo lighter to be had somewhere around campus. Well, that's all for this week, because I'm plumb out of stupid. Remember, if you see the monster under the soda machine, take a picture! If you get this picture, call me. I know a guy on the fourth floor of Saint Catherine's Hospital who can help you. Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 meeting last Friday a few of the minority student members were talking about the exclusion they felt here on campus by other nonminority students, both in and out of class, and it bothers them. It makes a lot of the students feel like they aren't truly a part of campus, only casual observers. Now, this is something I'd expect to happen a few generations ago, when there weren't many minority students on college campuses. This should not beaprobleminthe 1990's, where students are taught to accept different cultures, and different viewpoints other than their own. Many minority students have moved here from their o wn countries and are now choosing to make America their permanent home. Many students are also here in America just to get a degree, leam about our culture and our government, and take all this information back to their country to make their country a better place to live. We, as bom andraised Americans, should feel flattered that people from other countries should want to come to America to study, and emulate our way of life in their own countries. Our international students have so much to offer those of us who have lived here all of our lives. Instead ofjustreading about China or Pakistan we have the opportunity to talk to a student from these countries, and get firsthand information on their country and their viewpoint on world affairs, such as the Middle East crisis. I, along with many Middle Eastern students, are afraid that this time next year the campus atmosphere is going to resemble that of the Vietnam era, where students are going to transfer their hatred for the situation in the Middle East to some of those students here. The idea of that happening is both terrifying and realistic. Instead of being narrowminded and letting something like that happen, we, the non-minority students, should start listening to and accepting viewpoints other than our own, and make a conscious effort to make minority students feel like they are apart of this campus, not just casual outside observers of the American way of life. Tracie A. Nelson October 4,1990 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 i PAB President Michelle Deede works on programming Parkside Activities Board by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Although everyone knows about theacademic life atParkside, some students have not yet learned about the social environment Parkside also offers. One of the strongest supporters of social life is the Parkside Activities Board (PAB). PAB is the student programming organization for the Parkside community and provides the campus with a wide variety of educational, cultural and social entertainment. "It's something we do for the students (programming). We are not just a social club," commented Marie Boris, chairperson of the Live Entertainment committee. PAB gives the students the opportunity to develop leadership qualities, gain advertising, communication and marketing experience while also having fun, working behind the scenes and meeting the performers, improving their resumes, attaining cooperative teamwork skills and having loads of fun!!! The members of PAB attend conferences, talk to the agents, negotiate prices, sharpen their communication skills, book the entertainment and work with a $100,000budget Michelle Deede, president of PAB, added that the students "get a choice in what comes to Parkside. They get to use what they learn in the classroom." PAB links education and the infamous "real world" in an exciting manner. There are eight different committees that make up PAB. Concepts and Controversies deals with topics of interest to today's students and presents local, regional and nationally known speakers. This committee has brought in speakers to talk about apartheid, abortion, stress, rain forests and zombies. The Film & Video Committee brings in a variety of films, including popular favorites, classics and non-traditional films to Parkside. Currently, this committee is offering "Glory," 'Total Recall" and "I Love You to Death." The Live Entertainment Committee holds dances and concerts featuring all types of music. Local bands, as well as the hottest groups from the Midwest and the nation are booked by this committee. For each dance, members of PAB are involved with the band from around 4 pm to 2 am, whethre it is loading in the equipment, helpir ^ with the sound check, working the door during the dance or loading the truck after the dance has ended. Events coming up for this semester are "Children," "Juke Box Heroes" and the spectacular "Mirage." The Nightlife Committee is responsible for bringing in some of the best musical nightclub entertainment as well as putting together popular gameshows such as: the Boob Tube (PAB's version of Remote Control), Family Feud, the Dating Game and others. So far this semester, the Nightlife committee has booked the Billy McLaughlin Band and ACME vocals, and on Oct. 11, "Aurora" will be making their appearance at Parkside as well. The Performing Arts Committee is responsible for bringing contemporary, cultural programs such as world renowned dancers, mimes, ballets, musicals, instrumental ensembles and more. The line-up for this semester includes Ballet Francais de Nancy, the Koslov Youth Dance Ensemble, Armenta Hummings and the Big Band Jamboree. Tom DeLuca is just one of the many performers that the Special Events committee books for Parkside's entertainment. Comedians, ventriloquists, magicians, the annual Arts & Crafts Fair and other events are also this committee's specialty. The Travel & Recreation committee has been known for its popular annual ski trips and Brewers game tailgate parties, as well as Jello-wrestling, scavenger hunts and even parachuting. Finally, the Marketing Committee is the serious business student's dream. This committee is responsible for overseeing publicity and advertising of PAB events, working together to think up new and exciting ways to promote events. Most recently, this committee has undergone window painting as a way tod raw attention to events. Joining PAB does not mean giving up all of your free time. Students are always needed for ushering at events (for which you will receive free admission), decorating before events, making or hanging up posters or passing out flyers on table tops. "There's a certain satisfaction in driving out to school every day for more than just attending classes," remarked Deede. One new feature Live Entertainment will be attempting is to have local bands play at Parkside more often. Any local band may send a demo tape and promotional materials to: UW-Parkside, Parkside Activities Board, Wood Road - Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000. The students who comprise the executive board of PAB are: Michelle Deede, President; Judy Bostetter, Vice President; Jon Hearron, Art Director; Rika Morishita, Secretary; and the chairpersons - Ya'Coub Ayyoub, Marketing; Marie Boris, Live Entertainment; Jared Brieske, Travel & Recreation; Erica Wernecke, Film & Video; Renee Pughsley, Performing Arts; Edris Saldana, Concepts & Controversies; and the Nightlife and Special Events committees which currently have no chairpersons. Students interested in joining PAB may stop in the office, located on theDI level of the Union, behind the Information Center or call Michelle Deede at 553-2650. The next general meeting is Wednesday, October 10 at noon. Meet in the PAB office. Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck Next Week's Spotlight: The Parkside Student Government Association Ranger, Page 6 Opinion RgCQrfl Review Heart stopping guitars rejuvenate Priest by Chris DeGuire Judas Priest Painkiller Columbia 1990 Strap yourself in tight for what is definitely the comeback of the year and is bound to make Judas Priest a household nameo nce more. This is what heavy met al is all about: lightning fast guitar solos, crunching rhythms, scorching vocals and the drive of the double bass drums. This is Painkiller. Every track is powerful in its own right, from anthems like "Leather Rebel" and "One Shot at Glory" to the pure mayhem of "Painkiller" and "Metal Meltdown." Propelling each track isf ormer Racer X drummer, Scott Travis, a welcome addition to an old band reborn. Vocalist Rob Halford is also at his personal best, especially on tracks such as "Painkiller" and "Hell Patrol." But it's the guitars that bring the songs to life. K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton share the lead breaks and are at their bestin "Metal Meltdown", where they alternate twice. There's no denying that the rhythm of "Painkiller" is heartstopping. This has to be the best song Priest has ever recorded: "Faster than a Bullet/Terrifying Scream/Enraged andFullof Anger/ He's Half Man and Half Machine." And Glenn's solo in the middle will just blow you away. Painkiller breaks new ground for a band that desperately needed a shot in the arm to avoid disappearing from themusic world. Even if you're not a big Priest fan but enjoy metal, pick this one up. It can't get much better. Move Up To 386SX Performance Whenever You're Ready With Zenith Data Systems' New And Upgradeable Z-286 LP Plus! ZENITH DATA SYSTEMS INNOVATES AGAIN™ Up-To-The-Minute 286 PC Technology Can Now Be Yours At A Special Student Price! Our special pricing makes the low-profile Z-286 LP Plus™ an even more exceptional value. 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Craphics simulate Microsoft* Windows* version 30. a product and trademark of Microsoft Corporation.® 1990 Zenith Data Systems Corporation October 4,1990 by Rufus Thorne When I went to visit my cousin, Sara, this last summer in Los Angeles I found that she had little concern for the environment and its limited resources. I told her that she should think about saving recyclable items instead of throwing them away. She replied that she was too busy to do that and it became obvious to me that she didn't want such thoughts to be roaming around her tiny, materialistic mind. The next week I was there, Sara's sister Nancy flew out after finishing summer school to stay in L.A. with us. Nancy is much diffe rent than Sara. Nancy is a member of Greenpeace and dresses like a hippie. She was aghast that we were not reyccling items. She went on to give her sister a speech that made mine sound like a careless comment. While Nancy continued to reprimand her older sister, I ducked out to watch some television. Nancy noticed this and was prepared to give me a dose of her fury. She asked me if I recycled items. I replied confidently I did. She saw that her wrath was diminishing to a soft breeze so she asked me what I recycled, assuming that I would say one or two items at the most. I told her that I recycled aluminum, glass, paper, plastic and motor oil "Oil?", she restated, "I didn't know you could recycle oil." "Yes, oil." I replied. "What item on the list that I just mentioned do you suppose causes the most damage to the environment?" She looked back atm e with blank eyes. I hadb unted a ball to her and it was clearly too far out of her reach to catch. I stated, "Oil. Oil is the most harmful." And with that she left the room and didn't bother me until two days later. But during those days, we saved plastic, glass and aluminum. My hostess, Sara, kept her sister and me busy seeing the sights in California. She had an itinerary that kept us on the move constantly. While we were driving around from place to place in my cousin's car, I would drink my favorite soft drink wi th it's high caffeine content. After finishing my can of soda, I would crinkle the can and lay it on the floor. When we returned back to my cousin's apartment I would place my can on the kitchen counter; because of the lack of space, the countertop was the decided place for aluminum storage. All of the cans Nancy drank were perfect in appearance. The only way one could tell that its contents had been consumed was to either notice that the top had been opened or to feel the loss of weight All of my cans laid on their sides because of creases I impressed in them. So one night, after an exhausting day, Nancy watched me place my cans among the rest on the kitchen counter. She looked at me, clearly aggravated. "Why do you crease your cans like that?", she demanded. "I do that so the can doesn't roll around on the floor of the car dribbling a sticky mess," I replied. Sara nodded to me with approval, noticing that her car was being taken into consideration. (The relationship between a Californian and their car is dangerously intimate.) Nancy exploded, "You're just making it harder on everybody!" I was angry now. "What do you mean?", I asked as pleasantly as I could. Sara was also confused by her sister's anger. Nancy replied slowly, asi f I were too stupid to undesrtand anything, Why don't you take into consideration the person who recycles your aluminum? Remember, you are trying to recycle your cans, not ruin them!" Suddenly I felt infuriated and extremely fatigued all at once. I still did not understand what her problem was, and her sister was still confused as well. I questioned, "And how is it that you feel I am ruining my cans? How is it that I am making it harder on everyone?" She replied, "How would you like to be the one who has to straighten out your cans and make them look like new?" 1 couldn't believe my ears. "Staighten them out!" I almost cackled. "Your think they straighten out every can that is crinkled? Are you serious?" Nancy looked back at me with the same blank eyes I had seen >efore. I was about to hit another ball that she had pitched to me, in her ballpark, and I was going to hit it out of her league once again. I calmed down. "They don't straighten my cans," I said pointing to all my lazy pop containers lying on the counter. "They crush your cans and then thy melt them with all the others." If you're going to jump on the recycling bandwagon, know the fact s. ts oil should be recycled too. - Excel '90 promises to enlighten campus leaders by Susan Luedkes Staff Writer The Student Activities Office of UW-Parkside will be hosting Excel '90 "The 1990 Leadership Adventure" Oct.1 3 and 14a t Camp Sidney Cohen in Delafield, Wisconsin. The Excel'90 participants will be departing Parkside's Union at 9 am by bus Oct. 13. They will return from the retreat about 5 pm Oct. 14. This year's Excel consists of a new selection of indoor and outdoor sessions. These include various lectures that will install certain leadership qualities as well as enhance the student's originality, critical thinking, and communication skills. Several speakers have been invited to share their knowledge and insight at Excel '90. These guests are from Parkside, Carroll College, Marquette University and other various universities. This retreat is not all lectures, but will include several recreational activities. This includes such items as stress breakers, risk-taking discussions, and team exercises. English Club meeting Si; ma Tau Delta, the English honors society, has a chapter at UW-Parkside called Tau Psi. Students interested in joining are invited to an informational meeting on Wednesday, October 17 at noon inCA 135. Andrew McLean, Professor of English and Humanities, is the Faculty advisor for Tau Psi. He'll talk about the benefits of joining Sigma Tau Delta. Requirements for active membership include: (1) at least a 3.0 grade point in English courses, (2) a declared English major or minor, (3) at least two English courses beyond English 101. Requirements for associate members are the same except you need not be an English major or minor and can not hold an office in Tau Psi. There is a S20 lifetime membership fee. Benefits of membership include receiving a certificate of membership, membership card, pin, two copies of the Rectangle and society newsletter. In addition, members are eligible for scholarships and can attend national meetings. UW-P faculty members who have joined Sigma Tau Delta include Donald Kummings, Rosemary Hunkeler, Walter Graffin and Carol Lee Saffioti-Hughes. Diane Welsh, the coordinator of Excel '90, states, "Students geta lot out of it They examine their own skills, their own skill levels, and how those skills levels pertain to them. Then they do not have just a degree, they also have skills to go along with it. It's a chance for students to do their best and be the best they can be." Other benefits to this program are the opportunity to meet other students, share experiences, and develop friendships. The planning committee of Excel '90 is a dedicated staff of the Student Life Organization. This year's staff includes Daphne Cook, Deann Possehl, Steve Wallner, Diane Welsh, and Mary Ellen Wesley. They have been working long and hard booking speakers, planning details and drawing up the retreat's events. The schedule is based on student questionnaires and evaluations of past years. The staff welcomes eveiyone to attend Excel '90. There is no age limit or previous involvement necessary. The only criteria is to be eager to learn. "It is open to everyone," emphasizes Welsh. If you arei nterested and would like to attend, then obtain a registration form in either Union 209, the Union Information Center or any student organization office. There is a $10 coverage fee. It will provide the essentials for the workshops such as materials, housing, meals and transportation. Deadline for registration is Friday Oct 5(space is limited). Students are encouraged to get their registration forms in as soon as possible. If you'd like more information on Excel '90, drop by Union 209 or call 553-2279. HERE'S WHY THE SMART MONEY AT UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN IS GOING WIffl TIAA-CREF AS IF THE FUTURE DEPENDED ON IT. Because it does. Smart investors know that your future depends on how well your retirement system performs. TIAA-CREF has been the premier retirement system for people in education and research for over 70 years. We have enabled over 200,000 people like you to enjoy a comfortable retirement. 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For more complete information, including charges and expenses, call 1 800 842-2733, ext 5509 for a prospectus. Read the prospectus carefully before you invest or send money. Ranger. Page 8 Counseling October 4,1990 The Counselor's Corner , . You shouldn't have to be coerced, cajoled, threatened, forced, or, in the state of Wisconsin, badgered into using our services. The Part*"1* Student i by Stuart Rubner i ; '• • ' : S This university is nothing withoutits students, and its students are nothing without theu niversity's resources. Now that's not a terribly profound statement by any means, and I'm not making any claim that no onee lse hase ver said it before. But it's true that it's what the university provides thatenables students who want to be academically and personally successful to do just that I have said before in this column that any student who has what it takes to learn and who wants to earn a degree here, can. But most can't do it without taking advantage at one time oar nother of at least several of the enormous number of resources the campus provides as part of its educational mission. For example, math is a subjectthatthrowsa lotof students. So the Academic Resource Center in WLLC D-150 provides hours and hours of math tutoring each week at no charge to students. Writing is such an important part of being successful in college that we established the Writing Center as a part of the ARC to help students write more effectively. And not only will the Writing Center show you how to improve your writing, the staff will also show you how to put wht ayou are writing onto a computer so that making corrections and changes are a snap and your fin al product is legible. You cannot be successful if you are unable to think clearly and concentrate on your studies. So the university has two counselors in WLLC D-175 who provide Personal Counseling and help students overcome roadblocks which could interfere with studies. Contemporary acoustic pop rock bring 3 friends, get in free!! Fri. Oct 5th 8:30 doors open Union Square $2 students $3 guests 18 and up Depression, stress, family problems, low self-esteem are among the issues students bring to these counselors and want help resolving. For those thinking of going to graduate school, the Counseling and Testing Office in WLLC D-175 administers a number of grad uate sc hool exam s. They also offer CLEP exams for those wishing to earn college credit in a variety of academic subjects through testing. This is nota quick and dirty way of earning credits; it's assumed that you know a fair amount about a subject before you sign up to take the test. If you don't know what you want tod o with the resto f your life, but are faced with having to choose a major at some point in time, then a visit to The Career Center (also in WLLC D-175) is imperative. The Center staff will get you started on the process of discovering your career interests. And as you get into your junior and senior year, you'll appreciate how the Center can help you with your job search. There's a lot of emphasis today on volunteerism, and the Student Community Services office in WLLC D-175 will place those who wish to help others in volunteer positions in the community. While some might not think of the library as a resource in the same light as these other services, the Library/Learning Center staff is always eager to help students find what they need and make the most effective use of the print and non-print materials the library has in its collection. If all else fails, go to the Advising Center in lower Main Place — it's kind of the quintessential resource when it comes to finding out who's who and what's where at UW-Parkside. While most of the preceding resources can help students perform better academically, there are umpteen other campus resources designed to complement the academic side of going to college. You can't function well academically if you aren't feeling well or are in otherwise poor shape physically, so Student Health Services is the place to go for health/ wellness information and assistance. And don't forget that the Physical Education Building has most of the resources most anyone needs to keep in shape. finve rnmpnt Association (PSGA) is always looking for students who want to get involved in student government activities; PSGA is truly a voice for UW-Parkside students. They are located in the Coffee Shoppe area of lower Main Place. A student who just takes classes and does nothing else is losing out on the enjoyment, learning, and opportunity to develop personally that a student club or organization can offer. While homework, a part-time job, and family or other commitments limit the free time many students have available, making time to participate in a group activity will pay big dividends later on. Stop by the Student Organization Council office by the Coffee Shoppe in lower Main Place for info. And speaking of part-time jobs, a Wisconsin .lob Service representative (Mike Plate) resides in Tallent Hall; his mission is to help students find part-time employment in the community. Also, dozens of free or low cost dances, entertainment programs, informational programs or interesting lectures are sponsored by various groups on campus each semester. Watch for announcements of thesei n the RANG ER and on bulletin boards and walls around campus. The Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement in WLLC D-182 sponsors numerous programs that enrich the cultural diversity of the campus and make it a better place for all individuals; African American, Hispanic American, Native American, and Asian American students enjoy meeting and talking with the CECA staff about a broad range of academic, social, and cultural interests. The Women's Center located on the main concourse across from the Library/Learning Center provides information and assistance on issues of interest and concern to women. The Center also sponsors programs during the year that are of interest to everyone on campus. Adult students soon become familiar with the PASA office near the Coffee Shoppe. The Parkside Adult Student Allianrf is an advocate for the many adult students on campus and can help adult students get involved at Parkside. Any student attending Parkside and using the Child Car? Center appreciates that important campus resource. And the Housing staff are important people to talk with if you have problems or concerns related to on or offcampus housing or want to see certain programs sponsored for residents. S tudents having concerns about safety and security related matters should contact one of the officers in the Campus Police and Public Safety office in Tallent Hall. They deal with a whole lot more than just parking. You should alsok now that the campus has both a Sexual Harassment Committee and a Racist and Discriminatory Conist to help those who experience harassment or discrimination of any type and to educate the campus with an eye toward eliminating this kind of behavior from the campus environment. And the staff of the Registrar's office will help you with, among other things, questions about your transcript and, as you head toward graduation, will tell you whether you have met i II the graduation requirements. The •» Registrar's office is also the place to go for information and assistance on Veterans' Benefits. And if you have any questions at all about financial aid (to me that most complicated of subjects), don't hesitate to see the Financial Aid Office staff in Tallent Hall. The Parks»de Union is probably most recognized for its food service, Cinema Theatre, and Union Square. Lot's goes on there. And don'tforget the Coffee Shoppe operation in lower Main Place. And who doesn't admire how well the Physical Plant staff maintains the university's beautiful grounds and how they manage to keep our buildings looking nice on the inside despite the heavy volume of student traffic. Have I left anyone out? Oh, yes, the Bursar. The Bursar admits that every service offered by her office costs students money, but was quick to point out that they will give lollipops to little kids accompanying their parents when standing in line top ay tuition. What else can I say? SECTION B THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4,1990 SECTION B SPOKISWRAP A WRAP-OP ON WHATSINSIDSE Road struggles introduced to BEAR FACTS ON PACK. Jim Ne wcomb and DavidDoherty take a look at this weekend's Packer/Bear game* 2B. • PLAYING AN ACE. parkside's Volleyball team tipped out 15 aces in a three-game sweep of Blmhurst College* propelling them to a win over U W-Milwaukee the next 2B, SCORE.; 1 j|l scoreboard for both Football and Basketball;j standings from intramural action. Game summaries and future schedules all appear MORE VOLLEYBALL. Coii^n Ryan nets Athlete of the Week honors as netters roll in past week* Results and story/ INTR AMUR ALS. Parkside's Superstar's competition is moved back one week to Oct* 12th. Other changes and updates* 4B. - ' ; OPEN WEEKENDS. Parkside's gyrn will be open for use on Saturdays from 11- 4 and S undays from 4-9 until 12/16.' Ranger soccer By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Winning on the roadi s as imporat nt as anything to a quality club. It is also the hardest thing to come by, as the Ranger soccer team has learned on its first road trip of the year. "We're definately finding breaks that don't normally occur at home," said coach, Rick Kilps. After losing by a 1-0 tally in their last match on a bicycle kick, the Rangers were befallen this time by a penalty kick as they dropped their second consecutive game by a 1-0 score to a ranked opponent, Missouri- St. Louis. The Rivermen, who started the year ranked tenth nationally, have made the NCAA tournament 16 of their past 18 years. "I hope our luck changes ," said Kilps. "We played some good soccer with the exception of a twenty minute spot in the second half." That spot proved to be all the Rivermen would need to brake away from the evenly contested match. Darrenn Starzyk, a two-time All-American at Lewis & Clark J.C., Scored the match's only goal after a tripping penalty in the Ranger box. Ranger goal tender, Joel Meadow was able to get a piece of Starzyk's shot, but not a big enough piece as the ball carried into the net at the 65:40 mark in the match. Parkside applied heavy pressure in the final ten minutes of the match, but good scoring opportunities were few and far between. "We showed courage and made good decisions see Road, 2B Heads Up! Defender, Mike Riley, defense for the Rangers. Netters serve up a second place finish at MIT Invite 1990 By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor Playing its best volleyball of the 90 season, the UW-Parkside Volleyball team finished second in the Michigan Tech Invitational Tournament Friday and Saturday in Houghton, Michigan. "We played very well in the tournament," said headc oach Tenry Paulson of his club's second place finish this past weekend. Parkside entered the four team tournament with a record of 12-6, playing inconsistent volleyball thus far, never playing real poorly but never playing up to potential. The Lady Rangers are still trying to find an identity as they have been shuffleing line-ups attempting to come up with the best combination. Paulson has arealitively young line-up to woik with. He uses tournaments during the season to try and get his younger women playing time, this will help when it is time to enter the district 14 playoffs. Although Parkside did not win the tournament outright second place was a strong finish as the Host school Michigan Tech proved to be just a bit too much for the Lady Rangers. Friday, the first night of the see Volleyball, 4B knocks a pass away Golfers preped for district after strong finish By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The Ranger golf team finished their regular season in style, finishing in second place at the UWEau Claire Invitational in the team's last meet before District playoffs. Finishing strong as they have in all their tournaments this year, Parkside cut 11 strokes off of its first day total to over come first day leader, Eau Claire, after the Blugolds had built upa eight stroke advantage. What kept the Rangers from taking the tournament was an even YEAR: 1988 1989 see Golf, 4B Winning the battle? The NCAA's off-season anabolic steroid testing program has seen a decrease in positive tests from 1989 to 1990. Majority of athletes were football players. 1057 -Number of student-athletes tested £jj -Number of positive tests Ranger, Page B2 October 4, Bears over Packers Sunday in Chicago By JIM NEWXMB Columnist Rangers chalk up third D-I opponent with shut out The second Bear - Packer game is already here. And, this one will probably be a lot more interesting. Chicago is currently tied for first place with Tampa Bay, they both have a 3-1 record. Green Bay is in sole possession of second place with a 2-2 record, a win will tie them with the Bears. In the first game of the season the Bears beat the Packers. Or, should I say the Packers beat the Packers. The Packers allowed 4 sacks, 5 turnovers and 31 points. The Bears allowed two sacks, 1 turn-over, and only 13 points. This game was in Green Bay. Last weekend the Bears got beaten by 14 points when they played the undefeated L.A. Raiders. They were sacked left and right, gave up 24 points, and lost possession a number of times. The Packers, led by Don Majkowski, won a 3 point nerve-wracker against the Detroit Lions. But, remember the Bears were playing the Raiders, the#l ranked defensive team in the league, and the Packers were playing the Lions, who are not ranked nearly as high. What to look for. The Bears defense won't be facing Anthony Ear-wig this time. They will be up against Don Majkowski, the man who led the Pack's sweep of the Bears last year. This isn't last year, but Green Bay is a whole different team with "Majic" leading them. There will be a ton of pressure on the Bears secondary. Defense- Mvantage Bears. The front four lo oks great and the secondary is playing very well. If the line can put pressure on Majkowski you can expect some interceptions. Qffgnss- Tied. The Packers have a better air attack, the Bears have a superior ground attack. If Anderson is playing at 100% the Bears will have the over all advantage. Bottom Line- The Bears have "home field advantage" and the better defense. This time it will be a much closer game, but I predict the Bears will win by 3 points or more. Volleyball By JEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor NCAA D-I opponents are seemingly becoming the forte of this year's Ranger soccer team. For the third time in four attempts, Parkside beat up on a member of collegiate soccer's highest level with a 2-0 blanking of Missouri- Kansas City. Playing on the road for the second time in two days, the Rangers put together ninety minutes of solid soccer, dominating Kansas City in nearly every aspect of the game. Road Rivermen hand Rangers second straight blanking continued from front page going forward late in the game, no one -gave up or tried to keep the score close," remarked Kilps about the final ten minutes. "I'm not overly concerned about having not scored again. Our last two opponents W JIO nationally ranked teams. When you step up your sc hedule like we have, you will not see highscoring games. The Rangers were out shot by the Rivermen 14-5, as Meadow was called upon to make eight saves, compared to only one for the Rivermen. The second straight loss dropped Paikside's record to 5-3 "After a tough physical game last night, we responded with a good performance." That performance was aided much in part by Parkside's bench, as 18 Rangers sa w action in the contest "It was nice to have our bench pitch-it today," said coach Rick Kilps. Parkside substitutes had a hand in both of the Ranger goals. Mike Huber and Hung Ly hooked up on the first score of the game at the 41:00 mark, and Tom Kowalski set up Chris Ryan for their second goal, late in theg ame. "Bryan O'Malley had his best game of the year, it was great to see him in form. Chris Ryan did a nice job controlling the center midfield." For the third time in as many games, Parkside's leading scorer, Jens Hansen, was absent from the scoring column. Hansen still leads the team in assists with six, and is tied for the lead in goals with Ryan at six. The Ranger seasonrecord now stands at 6-3, and Parkside's national ranking has dipped to number nine with Tiffen University replacing them at the number seven spot. Just a football game Packers Bears collide By DAVID DOHERIY Columnist Netters ace opponents, go 2-0 for week By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Following the traditional scratch and claw battles between UW-Parkside and UW-Milwaukee, the Lady Rangers dug in to pull out a four game victory 15-11, 5-15, 15-12,15-6. Parkside took to the road last Wednesday and faced a very good UW-Milwaukee team which always plays Parkside strong to the last point. Former Parkside All- Amercian Nancy Hoch is the Panters Assistant coach and is trying to install a better work ethnic 15 aces spark victory Parkside aced its way to victory last Tucsdsay at home beating Llmhursi College 15-6r 15-12,15-' The Lady Rangers scored an incredible 15 aces in only three : . : ' :• •' . • '• : one shy of the school record, 'That was a very food win for us," said head coach Terry Paulson, • for her team. Parkside took advantage of Milwaukee's lacadasical effort, and although the Lady Rangers did not play up to par themselves, they were able to pull off the victory in four games. "We played off tempo but were able to win," said head coach Terry Paulson, "we seemed to get stronger as the matched progressed." Senior co-captain Colleen Ryan led the Parkside effort with 16 digs and five blocks. Lara Nieckula continued to play the attacking offense she has all season, she had 13 kills and three service aces. Ciridy Maier had 22 assists for Parksideand continued to solidify her position as setter. The Lady Rnagers will face UW-Milwaukee's Panthers once more at home Wednesday, October 17. It's that time of year again. The time of year that pits friend against friend, roommate against roommate, boyfriend against girlfriend. Yes, it's already the second game of the year between the Bears and the Packers. With Parkside's geographical location in the southern part of Wisconsin, just some 25 miles from the Illin ois border, the majority of the students at Parkside are either Chicago Bears or Green Bay Packers football fans. Be careful what you say around school the next few days because as game day approaches tempers tend to flare. Until last year the Bears fans around school always seemed to have the last laugh on Monday morning. That all changed when the Packers swept the season series last year. So with a Bear victory in the first game of the 1990 series Sunday's game in Chicago could get ugly. Ugly both on the playing field and in Racine and Kenosha as well. You have the new and revitalized Bears 3-1 Bears against the 2-2 Packers with Majik on their side. The Bears dominated the first game of the series, but that means nothing to hard-core Packer fans. You can be sure that there will be the traditional Sunday afternoon parties around Parkside. If you are in school on Sunday (don't ask me why, but I m sure some people are) you can always tell how the game is going by the noise coming from the dorms. You could probably ask somebody on the third floor o f the library what the score was and they would be able to tell you. It doesn t matter who wins the game, Monday morning is always the best That s when you get to sit backin class and listen to all thee xcuses the losing team s fans make about the game. Oh, we lost because Majik wasn't in, or we lost because the instant replay official is blind, etc. The important thing to remember about the game is that it will probably be die last game of the year between the Bears and theP ackers this year. This is going to be theg ame everyone will rememberu ntil next year s war. Try and remember it's only a football game. It's not worth killing your roommate over. October 4, 1990 Ranger, Page B3 INTRAMURAL FLAG FOOTBALL GOLF PARKSIDE BASKETBALL LEAGUE CROSS COUNTRY STANDINGS L £CX 0 1.000 Blugold Invitational Eau Claire C.C. (9-team) TEAM RESULTS TEAM RD1 RD2 HI UW-Whitewater 397 381 778 UW-Parkside 396 385 781 UW-Eau Claire 388 398 786 UW-Stevens Point 403 389 792 UW-La Crosse 410 395 805 UW-Oshkosh 407 402 809 UW-Platteville 422 416 838 UW-River Falls 435 424 859 UW-Stout 428 440 868 RANGER INDIVIDUAL SCORES Name RD1 RD2 Ttl Steve Gerber 77 75 152 Robb Schulze 77 79 156 Mark Schneider 82 75 157 Paul Connell 82 75 157 Joe Dahlstrom 78 81 159 Matt Koehler 84 86 170 MEDALIST Tony Rohlik(EC) 67 76 143 TEAM STANDINGS Grapplers I Grapplers II LA Dream Team Girdy & His Posse The Warriors Killer Avacados The Gauchos EAST DIVISION TEAM A LA Dream Team 1 Black Watch 1 Girde & His Posse 0 Old Spice 0 WEST DIVISION TEAM Bad Apples 1 Prime Time 1 Warm Black Labels 0 Charging Armadillos 0 NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE Monday, Oct. 8 The Gauchos vs. The Warriors--4:00 Girdy & His Posse vs. Killer Avocados--5:00 Wednesday, Oct. 10 LA Dream Team vs. The Warriors--4:00 Grapplers II vs. Grapplers I--5.00 TONIGHT'S GAMES Thursday, Oct. 4 Black Watch vs.-Prime Time~6:00 Bad Apples vs. Girde & His Posse-7:00 Charging Armidillos vs. Old Spice--7:00 LA Dream Team vs. Warm Black Labels--8:00 GAME SUMMARIES Grapplers 147, The Warriors 7 Grapplers I 45 yd pass-Mahre from Price 35.yd int retum-Mahre 15 yd run-Price 25 yd pass-Wessley from Price 60 yd int return-Price 19 yd pass-Wessley from Price 79 yd pass-Mahre from Price The Warriors 3 yd pass-Allen from Johnson Grapplers 120, LA Dream Team 13 LA Dream Team 15 yd pass-McKowen from Lewis 50 yd pass-Lewis from Anhold Grapplers I 2 yd pass-Mahre from Wessley 50 yd pass-Yde from Wessley 20 yd pass Mahre from Wessley The Warriors 32, Killer Avocados 24 The Warriors 60 yd pass-Brielmaier from Johnson 35 yd pass-Evans from Johnson 60 yd pass-Breilmaier from Johnson 40 yd run-Breilmaier 18 yd pass-Breilmaier from Johnson Killer Avocados 65 yd KO ret-Lindsay 40 yd pass-Lindsay from Caspers 50 yd int ret-LaFeau 35 y4 pass-Willette from Caspers TUESDAY'S RESULTS Bad Apples 42-32 74 Old Spice 18-16 34 SCORING Bad Apples Schmidtmann-20, Whittier-14, Whiting-8, Nowicki-8, Kawczynski-6, Somenske-6, Neilson-6, Topp-4. Old Spice Breilmaier-12, Harvey-8, Skanske-6, Porter- 4, Williams-4. Black Watch 44-42 86 Warm Black Label 34-20 54 SCORING Black Watch Brown-26, Jackson-20, Mitchell-12, Tolliver-10, Rouge-10, Owens-4, Farmer- 4. Warm Black Label Gruel-14, Ohm-12, Tetslaff-10, VanCuick- 8, Boschek-4, Lazarski-2, Waldal-2. Prime Time 40-42 82 Girdy & His Posse 38-32 70 SCORING Prime Time Parker-26, Owens-20, Emer-20, Glenedci- 12, Pehringer-4. Girdy & His Posse Fennrick-26, Beiger-20, TW-12, Girdaukas- 8, Voipal-4. Men's Cross Country at UW- Oshkosh Team Totals 1. UW-Oshkosh 27 2. UW-Stevens Point 55 3. Michigan Tech 95 4. RET Club 112 5. Northern Michigan 115 6. UW-Parkside 135 7. UW-Green Bay 193 UW-Parkside Runners PLACE NAME TIME 18 PatKochanski 25:59 27 Steve Rocha 26:27 30 Kirt Miller 26:37 40 Tim Reeves 26:48 42 Kevin Collins 26:52 46 Chris Henkes 26:56 51 PatKuhlman 27:06 58 Dave Doherty 27:23 Grapplers II43, The Gauchos 0 Grapplers II 3yd run-Casper 18 yd run-Dutton 10 yd pass-Becker from Dutton 60 yd Int return-Brockman Girdy & His Posse- No Scoring. Charging Armadillos 16-30 46 LA Dream Team 50-46 96 SCORING Charging Armidillos Smerz-30, Rueth-4, Solomon-4, Posig-4, Sieler-4. LA Dream Team McKowen-38, Lewis-16, Lemmermann-14, Mclntyre-14, Anhold-10, Pluskota-4. Do you Enjoy: Bowling? Meeting New People? Join the Parkside Women's Bowling Team For more Information contact: MpiSE^ Mike Menzhuber 1 - . Union Room 209 | 553-2408 I ^ NIGHTCLUB Wednesday Night Ladies Night - No Cover Ladies Drink 500 Tappers and $1 Rail Drinks 8:00 -12:00 Thursday Night College Night - No Cover Free Jello Shot with College ID $1.00 Barber Chair Shots Friday Night Live Classic Rock by Reflections $2.00 Cover Saturday Night Live Classic Rock by Reflections $2.00 Cover Take Hwy E east to Sheridan Road 1146 Sheridan Road, Kenosha WI - 553-9181 Ranger, Page B4 . Golf October 4, Golfers prepare for District run with 2nd continued from front page hotter day by tournament winner, UW-Whitewater. The Warhawks cut 16 strokes from their opening 397 total to jump over both the Rangers and first day leader Eau Gaire. "We really played well, especially the second day," said coach Steve Stevens. "We've been playing better each day of our tournaments this year, and I hope that continues next week at Districts." Steve Gerber, Mark Schneider, and Paul Connel all led that charge with second round 75s. Connell and Schneider both cut seven strokes from their first day totals to lead the charge. Third place Eau Claire was led by the tournament medalist, Tony Rohlik, who shot a four-under-par 67 in theo pening round, thenf ell to Volleyball 76 in his second round effort "Eau Claire will probably be our toughest competition at Districts," said Stevens. "It should come down to a matchup between their three stars and our depth. Rohlik shot an impressive first round on his home course." Districts, which happen this weekend, consist of 54-holes and will be played at The Springs, in Spring Green. "Our starting line-up for Districts won't be set until probably Friday," added Stevens. "We have a head-to-head, 54 hole playoff for the final spot between Tom Agazzi and Matt Kahler." Parkside's depth will be the key at the Robert Trent Jones course, a course which will prove to be what Stevens termed a "true test to give us a true champion." Year's best outing serves up second place finish continued from front page tournament, Parkside played Saginaw Valley College, winning • in a marathon five game match 17- 15,13-1-5,15-10,8-15,15-11. "We did a very good job against Saginaw Valley, we hung in and stayed tough right through the last game," said Paulson. Having only one game friday the Lady Rangers continued the tournament's round robin play Saturday versus host Michigan Tech. Parkside lostinfour9-15,8- 15,16-14, 6-15. Finishing up the tournament, Parkside took on Hillsdale College winning in straight games 15-10, 15-11,15-8. In beating Hillsdale, Parkside got its first real bounce back victory of the season. The Lady Ranger co-captains Colleen Ryan and Janice Word were the keys to victory for Parkside as Colleen Ryan led Parkside during the tournament with 33 kills and 20 blocks. Word had an excellent tournament definsively making 38 digs. Cindy Maier had 75 tourney assists for the Lady Rangers. Lara Nieckula continued her consistent play scoring 8 aces during the three matches. As a team, the Lady Rangers combined for 129 assists, 156kills, and 214 assists. Parkside is 14-7 now on the season, the Lady Rangers will next compete in the Missouri West Tournament Friday, October fifth and sixth. Ranger Volleyball Results 09/25 through 09/29 Oooonent Result Score Elmhurst W 15-6, 15-12, 15-4 UW-Milwaukee W 15-11,5-15, 15-12, 15-6 Saginaw V. w 17-15, 13-15, 15-10, 8-15,15-11 Mich. Tech. L 9-15, 8-15, 16-14, 6-15 Hillsdale W 15-10, 15-11, 15-8 Early season woes continue for runners By MIKEMcKOWEN Sports Writer An excellent field on a flat course this past weekend gave the Ranger Men's Cross Country team a day in Oshkosh they don't want to remember. Without Derek Brown and Tracy Norstrom the short-handed Rangers placed sixth in the seven team meet. UWOshkosh has won both meets this year that UW-Parkside has competed in with the Titans. Coach Lucian Rosa isn't pleased with the performance of the upperclassmen."Without the freshman we should have had a nice team coming back. Now we've had to rely on the freshman," Rosa stated. With the season nearing the midpoint, the Rangers still have time to get everything worked out for the Districts. Rosa isn't worrying yet, but would like to put a healthy team in a meet "The freshman are running on schedule this point in the season the upperclassmen hopefully are feeling the push from them," said Rosa. Three freshman (Steve Rocha, Kirt Miller, and Kevin Collins) were in the top five Parkside finishers. INTRAMURAL OUTLOOK GIRL'S SOCCER-GIrl's soccer is in need of more teems, If you/ore Interested in playing the gym at 4:00 Thursday, October 4. t - • . |l CO-ED VOLEEYBALD First games are I tonight at 8:00. Those people interested in still playing come to the gym. GOLF- Enter the 4 person team best ball scramble. Play Petrifying Springs Golf Course at j your convenience between Thursday, October 11 and Tuesday, October 16. Pick up and turn jin entry form's at the Physical Education Office BpoillSIIH i^S||J;S!!l|^(!ii!!lSBi!ll8HBIiSBil^HBII SUPERSTARS -The date has been changed from Or; < be ' 5 to October 12. Entry forms will be taken until the beginning of the first event. Hck up the entry forms in the P.E, Office. Rangers control Wildcats, 1-0 By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Parkside topped their fourth NCAA D-I opponent of the season and upped their season mark to 7- 3 with a 1-0 licking of the Northwestern Wildcats in Illinois on Tuesday. Jens Hansen broke out of his own personal scoring slump, knocking home a Bryan O'Malley corner kick to talley the only mark of the game at 78:00 of the conetst. Parksidecontrolled the match, outshooting the Wildcats by a 12- 3 margin, as goal keeper Joel Meadow had to make only a pair of saves in the shut out. Mike Riley, Ron Knestrict, B ill Kennedy, and Derrick Wilkinsen all turned in solid efforts in the Ranger win, their fourth in five tries against D-I opponents. Next up: St. Joseph in Rensselar, Indiana, Parkside's fourth straight road game. IBM/Parkside's ftthCete of the Week: Ryan provides leadership IBM andthe RANGER Sports Department send out congradulations this week to Volleyball's senior co-captain Colleen Ryan for her outstanding play at the Michigan Tech Tournament. Ryan, a Psychology major with an emphasis in early childhood, has been a leader not only this season but throughout her career with the Lady Rangers. This past week at the Michigan Tech. tourney, Ryan sparked Parkside with 33 kills, 24 digs and two service aces. Ryan's consistent play as a middle hitter has solidified her position on the Ranger team. Coach Paulson often uses Colleen with various line-ups as her play gives the otherwise young team leadership. For her leadership in the Michigan Tech Tournament and for her great play all year, congradulations to Colleen Ryan as the IBM/ RANGER Athlete of the Week. October 4,1990 News Ranger, Page 13 Curriculum to include women of color by J.A. Bromstad Staff Writer The Womens Studies Research Center in Madison received a grant from the Ford Foundation allowing two faculty members from each university to participate in six different two-day workshops. These workshops aimed at elucidating professors of existing materials of women of color. Materials in history, literature and drama ( among other disciplines ), revise and expand the scopes of courses throughout acadamia. The enlightened professors return to their campus's and then share, with other participating faculty members , the information they learned. Leading the efforts are communication professor, Lana Rakow, and modem language professor, Cynthia Tompkins. Other Parkside faculty members who attended the work- Professor Profile shops include Dennis Bayuzick ( Art), Judy Pugh (Communication ), Skelly Warren (Dramatic Arts ), Norman Clentier ( Economics ), Don Kummings (English), Richard Walasek (Economics), John Buenker (History ), Carol Tebben (Political Science), Jeanne Thomas (Psychology ), and Mary Ann Cambell ( Sociology). On behalf of WOCC, much thanks and appreciation is extended to these professors for participating in what is likely to become a rewarding and overall beneficial learning experience for students and faculty alike. The WOCC project is geared to bring into the classroom what has long been ignored by traditional textbooks: universal knowledge. History books and literature books are king candidates for scrutiny of syllabus' and course objectives. Because American history is a predominately ethnocentric (White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant), male view of the world, it holds biases that strangle the truth. "Our textbooks are filled with traditional world views permeated by a dominant culture ( W.A.S.P. ) that have fostered their own beliefs and disregarded the beliefs, views and interpretations of other peoples", says professor Lana Rakow. This coercion of "facts" has sprung cultural ignorance to the forefront of racial, gender and economic conflict So it is wise for the student to beu nbiased when the new information is introduced— when this other view of the same world is at hand. Communication major Terry Jones recalls her experiences in and before college where,441 was involved in a learning experience I couldn't relate to. I felt that there was no connection between me and the material I was learning. It didn't seem to fit with what was (and is) going on in the black community... I was shocked by the difference Professor enhances communication department by Mona Shamon Feature Writer Thomas Lopez-Pumarejo, Assistant Professor of Communication, came to UW-Parkside because of the quality of the faculty in the Communication Department and because "it is one of the few Communication Departments in the U.S. that emphasizes the humanities, and (it) emphasizes communication as a skill for living rather than merely to produce material for the industry." "Another reason that I chose to come'to UW-Parkside is because I like the idea of having a big nontraditional studentpopulation. That was very attractive to me. I've fought to always have extension classes. I seem to do quite good with th at type of student I don't like the idea of having all traditional or all non-traditional students, but I love the idea of having them mixed. I think it is healthy for everybody, particularly in a society like this where it seems to be more compartmentalized; teenagers do this, senior citizens go to Florida, and the yuppies live in cities. It compensates a little for that." Because he has lived most of the last ten years in the midwest in Minneapolis, Professor Lopez- Pumarejo feels very much at home here. "People are very sweet and family-oriented, and they're not pretentious. It is a beautiful area. You couldn't ask for a beter location." ProfessorLopez-Pumarejo has traveled a great deal which contributed to his ability to speak five languages: English, Spanish, Portugese, Italian, and French. His education has been international also. He received his Bachelor's degree in Humanities and a Master's degree in Journalism and Public Communication in his native Puerto Rico at the University of Puerto Rico. He received a second master's degree in Hispanic Literatures and Sociology at Cornell University in New Yo ik. He earned a Ph.D. in Institute of Film and Television at the University of Valencia, Spain. He also earned a Ph.D. in Mass Communication/ Hispanic and Luso-Brazilian studies at the University of Minnesota. As an undergraduate he also studied at the Universita Italiana per Stranieriin Perugia, Italy. Asa graduate student he received a Fulbright Grant that allowed him to live in Rio de Janiero, Brazil, so that he could do field reaserch for his doctoral dissertation. Professor Lopez-Pumarejo was originally interested in advertising. He gained some experience in this field working as an illustrator and copy writer in public relations in Puerto Rico. When asked why he did not continue in the field of advertising he said, "I consider myself a rather ethical person, and I consider that it is more ethical to be teaching people about advertising than to be producing advertising." His interest now is communication theory, literature, and television. In 1987, he published a book on general theory of why television tends to be similiar in many countries, and therefore comprehensible to people of different cultures and ethnic backgrounds. His favorite area of study in communications is television studies. He would like to study communication policies. "How do you create laws to regulate new technology? How do you, like in Europe where countries are close together, prevent cross broadcasting, and how do you bill the people that are stealing your beam with a satellite with a satellite dish." between the more institutionalized knowledge' of high school and information used in college written by black people forblack people as well as anyone who is interested." Terry was pleased to hear that women of color are gaining recognition- " For women of color, sexism is compounded by racism and with the aid of programs like WOCC, we can work to abolish bias, prejudice and fear by learning about one another and meeting each other on like terms." Professor D. Kummings has revised his Introduction to Literatureclass by highlighting thecourse with a novel by Zora Hurstin caldle Their Eyes Are Watching God. Professor L. Rakow has plucked the theme, the role of communication technology in a changing sense of community, from the new perspective she gained at the workshops. Professor of history, John Buenker, admits, "I was already Donald Kummings moving in the direction of implementing the works of women of color into my lectures... and what I hope to see is more discussion among students and faculty and bring the issueo ut into theo pen, so as not to defeat the purpose of the university.44 SEGUNDO SONIDO Milwaukee's finest Latin American dance band University of Wisconsin-Parkside Union Dining Room FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 7 p.m. DINNER (Advance ticket sales only prior to Oct 5 for $7.) 9 p.m. DANCE (1$ Parkside and Carthage students 2$ others at the door) FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL (414)553-2345. Student tragedy continued from Page 1 In Kenosha, Kenosha's Youth Development Services provides a 24-hour Crisis Intervention phone line. Crisis counselors are trained to help with any situations. According to Crisis Intervention, the most typical problems are family disputes, depression, loneliness, physical/emotional abuse, suicidal thoughts, and school problems. If you have a problem and need help call 1-800-338-7188. Klepel offered so much to others, they all wished they could have returned the favor. "Klepel was very interesting," said HelL "Very intellectual." "He was outgoing, a hard worker, and very confident," said Jude. "He had a lot going for himself," said Daniel. "He cared more about the people he tutored than his own work," said Gina Allen, a friend who worked with Klepel at the Center. According to Neubauer, a student who Klepel tutored said Klepel not only helped her in her homework but also helped her believe in herself. "He touched many people's lives, whether he knew it or not," said Neubauer. Ranger, Page 14 International Holocaust: a grim reality by Gwen Heller "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -Santayana The sprawling German countryside paints a dazzling portrait of autumn. Sinewy strands of clouds dot the radiant sky, and from the bus window I detect the leaves, in altered hues, preparing for their perennial descents. Yet an ominous cloud hangs over our destination. Dachau beckons with a foreboding wind- -a story of its grisly past and a message for not only present generations, but more importantly, future ones. In 1933, the first Nazi concentration camp was erected on the site of a deserted ammunitions factory in the quaint Bavarian town of Dachau. From March 23,1933 to April 29,1945,20,000prisoners were stationed here and at the neighboring branch camps, at the mercy of the Third Reich. The atrocities committed against political opponents, Jews, clergymen and "undesirable elements" (a catch-all category which included homosexuals), were numerous. Over 32,000 deaths re- STUDENT FINANCIAL AID PAGE ONE Will provide virtually any student with 6-25 sources of financial aid for higher education, for which vou qualify, or the service fee ($49.00) will be refunded. Results are Guaranteed All sources will be matched to the needs, interests and requirements of the individual student Use the U.W. Parkside coupon below before 11-1-90 and recieve a discount of 18% For free and complete information: Page One Student Financial Aid Services 10332 Kraut Rd. Franksville, WI53126 Name Address. City. School now attending. State. -Zip. Year in school: Fresh Soph Jun Sen U.W.-P ^ suited from torture, epidemics, hunger and executions. The following passage is taken from a journal entry I wrote shortly after my visit to the concentration camp and the adjacent museum. Thursday, 13 September 1990 We spent the afternnon at the Dachau concentration camp near Munich. Undoubtedly, it was the most startling experience of the trip. Yet it is ironic how the prisoners barracks and creamatorium created a church-like atmosphere. In fact, the solemn, peaceful quiet was more powerful than any cathedral in Europe. I didn't take any pictures. It didn't seem appropriate. The images of Dachau will be etched in my mind forever. And although the ghosts of the prisoners were not visible, their presence was overwhelming as I felt them looming over their graves. I cannot understand how propaganda— mere words—could conjure up a population of human beings into killing millions of innocent people. It makes me pity mankind. It's a cruel world. It's still happening today... A memorial that adorned the granite facade of the museum simply read "Never Again." Such a prophesy cannot be fulfilled so easily when one considers the unjust regimes of South Africa, Cambodia, and Mozambique where human rights are violated in countless ways. Sadly enough, history goes right on repeating itself. The museum was laden with both shocking and poignant photographs of the prisoners, the SS troops, and the man who orchestrated the whole nightmare, Adolf Hitler. Mangled, contorted corpses piled high in mass graves... Frightened children clutching the hands of their mothers and fathers as they were led towards their deaths in the gas chambers... One photograph displayed the exposed brains of one prisoner who was the You said you wanted to turn in papers that turn heads. See how we listened. Look what you can do on die IBM Rrrsonal System/2* And with the easy-to-use preloaded software, including Microsoft* Windows'* 10, writing papers is only the beginning Just point and click the mouse to move text. Create graphics, charts, even spreadsheets, or do other projects like resumes and flyers. Phis, the PS/2s* and select printers are available at special student prices.* ftint impressive output with the IBM Proprinter."* IBM Laser Printer E or the Hewlett-ftckard fhimjet" color graphics printer. And if you buy before December 31,1990, you'll receive a 71461* Certificate entitling you to a roundtrip ticket for $149"/$2 t9" Plus a free TWA Getaway* Student Discount Card application. Youll also get a great low price on the PRODIGY* service. If you want to start turning heads with your work, there's really onlv one place to turn... the IBM PS/2. For more information contact: UW-Parkside Collegiate Rep. Craig Simpkins at 1-800-866-4772 or 1-414-553-2287. VISIT US IN MOLINARO HALL, NEXT TUES. FROM 9 AM TO 4PM. • •U4Wof3t t*o i » wMaeuwm>t PvtMt»b •* $«eeDaeu > krtt <aeeurte* tut* wr«r<mhojtin*m ine < *omrw o mOlvSfMtWCWae artcpmiTpKica S abatsn rf ^ ^co io» Str-re-r* 16 r990 tntougnCeceww '9 iW • >•» *>m iro '*** fl«9 00 <•*> » to iW irvnuqriOec«frev »9. W 12*90C0ooWrt WromWxr-mW tSi. 199* r^ ouqn SeownMr 'S i9 9i SWMievafnii j* a * IDemwi of HBWWI Plowi • orfr«*»#*yi0A«vm «cTVmG« «MCorgOT«OTi?W subject of an experimentconducted by a "mad" scientist at the camp. A uniform was on display. A torn, grey and white striped jacket, baggy trousers, chunky wooden shoes, anda thin cap were stli ldirty and bloodied. I saw a letter that a mother at one camp had written to her son in another camp. The letter itself touched my heart, and I had to be content with that, since I do not understand German. The majority of the barracks were destroyed in the 1960's, but two of them were recreated to depict the way it really was. It was commonplace for 400 prisoners to crowd into a crudely modest room designed to hold sixty. The notorious gas chambers at Dachau were never actually used. Disguised as showers, they were housed in the same building as the ovens. Made of metal and wood, the stout ovens were the most overwhelming image... Hell on earth. How different the world seemed—only fifty years ago... Addictive Relationships Support Group The Counseling and Testing Office and the Women's Center are co-sponsoring an Addictive Relationships Support Group which will meet weekly beginning Wednesday, October 17 at 1 pm. If you have a pattern of being drawn into unhealthy relationships with people who need fixing, if you tend to focus more time and energy on improving and maintaining your relationship than you do on improving or maintaining yourself, or if you usea relationship to bolster your self-esteem to feel complete, then this support group is designed for you. To join the support group or get more infprmation, call Barbara Larson, Counselor, at 553-2370 or stop by WLLC D175 to make an appointment. October 4,1990 Feature Ranger, Page 15 The Children to perform in Union The Children will be performing in the Union Square on Friday, October 5 at9 pm. Admission will be $2 for students and $3 for guests. According to Julie Kahl of South Dakota, "their music is a tme expression of their positive and firmly grounded beliefs, combined with their love for music." Other people mentioned that "After h earing Children, you'll take another look at the world through different eyes," and "the concert provided a marvelous evening of compelling, thought provoking music." Children, a progressive rock band, conveys a message of love, hate, war and life in general. The success of the group's unique sound is due to the contribution of each of the members. The five member band, Children, presents a high energy show that is both original and thoughtful. "While our music has been described as both spiritual and meaningful, our primary goal is to entertain, and we are extremely pleased with the enthusiastic response our audiences have given us wherever we have appeared." Last year, the Ranger did a record review of Children's latest album. The album received high New teachers honored by Sharon Gill Historian Amidst the hustle and bustle, anxiety and anticipation of another school year beginning, several recently certified Parkside graduates were honored at a luncheon sponsored by Kappa Delta Pi, honor society for women and men in education. In addition to the Parkside graduates, also honored were two new Parkside faculty members, Dr. Kunhiko Imai, professor of economics, and Dr. Joseph DiPietro, professor of geology. On Saturday, August 25 at the Casino Town House in Kenosha, G. Gary Grace, Assistant Vice Chancellor at Parkside, welcomed the new professionals to "the best profession" and congratulated them on their new positions. Following Grace's welcome, Patricia Hoffman, AssistantSuperintendent of the Burlington School systems, also welcomed the new teachers to a community of learners and leaders. She explained that entering the profession today has changed since she first began as a teacher 20 years ago. Then, teachers were given a classroom, some books, desks, and, hopefully, students and told to "go for it". Today's new professionals face a system more complicated but reinforced with much more guidance and support. marks. Here's your chance tos ee why so many people seem to love Children. You won't get another chance like this! Most attendee* at the luncheon had spent the previous week in meetings with their prospective school districts learning the myriad of rules, regulations, formats, and procedures to follow in conducting their student and teaching related activities to hopefully ease their first day anxiety. New certifed teachers honored included: Rachel Braatz- Gavunder, Brenda Buchanan, Catherine Caruso, Linda Diaz, Shari Fairbum-Gerou, Diane Haack. Mary Sue Langendorf, Deborah Maszka, Craig Matheus, Carol Ramaska, Susan Siel, and Ann Wojceichowicz. Community Service BECOME A CRISIS LINE VOLUNTEER...Answer adult and juvenile crisis phone lines for K.Y.D.S. one evening per week..from 5-10 pm. Training begins soon. Excellent opportunity for Sociology majors needing experience. TREMPER HIGH SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION REQUEST HELP. Help tabulate and analyze parent/ teacher survey. Mathematical skills helpful; This is a short-term volunteer request. See Carol in the Career Center. • ; - * f PROJECT EMERGENCY ASSISTS THE HUNGRY. Be on-call to assist the Project Emergency staff with food distribution and various other projects. This Racine program needs students interested in helping people less fortunate. Varied times. KENOSHAHOSPICEALLIANCEISINNEEDOFDIRECTSERVICEVOLUNTEERS.Trainingbegins October 16th and ends November 8th...from 7-9 pm every Tuesday and Thursday. Must be 18 years old. One year commitment required. Excellent experience for those in the health field. Call 553-2011 for more information. For more details, contact Carol Engberg in the Career Center-WLLC-D175 or call 553-2011. Volunteer of the week PHYLLIS METALLO, a senior majoring in Sociology and Women's Studies, was selected as Volunteer of the Week because of her commitment to helping others and her positive attitude toward volunteerism. Phyllis has been a Student Community Service member since March of 1989. Since then she has completed traing as a crisis line volunteer for K.Y.D.S (Kenosha Youth Development Service Inc.) and isn ow helping one evening a weekf rom 5 pm1- 0pm. Sandor Marianyi, the Adult Crisis Counselor and V OCA Coordinator reported, "I have received compliments about Phyllis from all the K.Y.D.S. staff. Her enthusiasm and concern for the clients lend a lot to the service we provide." Phyllis is also helping the Aging Center for Long Term Care by assisting caseworkers as a translator for an elderly Italian client. Their most recent volunteer assignment is being an escort for Scott Edwards, a UW-Parkside freshm an with some physical limitations. Phyllis can be seen in the Union Dining Hall every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and enroute to Scott's 1:00 class in Molinaro. Carol Engberg, SCS Director commented, "Phyllis works well with people in a human services environment She has a friendly personality that can make people feel comfortable. I hope her © BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER (a) WA& A ROCK BAND. (b) WAS THE- STATE IN ORWELL'S''1984". Cc) 15 A GROUP OF VOLUNTEERS WHO BELIEVES EVERY KID NEED5 A FRIEND. FOR ANSWER, CALL YOUR LOCAL BIG BROTHERS/ BIG SISTERS AGENCY 3IGSROTHERS/3IG SISTERS OFcAMERICA Call: 637-7625 XCEL The 1990 Leadership Adventure October 13-14, 1990 Camp Sidney Cohen in Deiafield, Wl The Student Activities Office will b e sponsoring Excel *90, a leadership workshop for ail UW-Parkside students, on October 13-14, 1990. The workshop will be help at the scenic Camp Sidney Cohen in Delafieid, Wl. Excel '90 will teach you the skills you need to be an effective leader. This is an ideal opportunity to improve your communications, interpersonal and organizational skills. Sessions on risk-taking, creativity and many other topics will also be presented. The weekend workshop also provides you with the chance to meet other UW-Parksrde students. You're sure to have a good time. All for only $1 o. Registration forms will b e available in the Student Activities Office. Union 209. sign up by tomorrow! Ranger, Page 16 Entertainment October 4,1990 Music department offering more diverse programming by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The Parkside Music Department has outdone itself this year with the qu ality programming of the concerts set aside for this semester. Professor James Kinchen, who joined the department last fall, had many plans for the vocal program that he wanted to implement One change included having a wider, more culturally diverse repertoire of music than what was performed in previous years. Kinchen also planned on offering a larger chorus, Master Singers, in addition to Chorale and Voices of Parkside. Both of these improvements were achieved by the spring semester. After each concert last year, numerous members of the audience commented on how excellent the sounds of the choirs were. Adding more ethnic music increased the campus-wide and community-wide interest in choral singing. The three vocal groups all have their own distictions and goals. The Chorale is described as the "elective" choral group of the institution. It is intended to be an "all. university" chorus open to all comers. "This year's works provides an excellent opportunity to bridge between the purely folk aspect of gospel performance, which can be found in the community, and the more academic aspect of choral singing," Kinchen said. Major works for this semester include "The Mass of Saint Augustine" by Leon C. Roberts, "For the Beautyof theEarth"by JohnRutter and "Ezekiel Saw de Wheel" by William L. Dawson. Voices is the unversity's select, chamber choral group. Only persons who have passed an audition/ interview which is designed to assess their musicianship, vocal skills and tonal memory as well as thenattitude and commitment toward the high and challenging goals and objectives of a group are admitted to membership. The music Voices will be singing through December include the Te Deum by George Frederic Handel, the plainsong melody of the Te Deum and My Lord, What a Mourning by Dawson. The quality of the Te Deum ranks very high in terms of Handel's accomplishments in musical excellence. Kinchen is very satisfied with the enrollment of Voices. Last year, there were around 13 people, and the enrollment this year is about 23. "Based on what I've seen of chamber groups around the country, most chamber groups are in the low to mid 20's. So, I'm really excited about that," remarked Kinchen. Parkside Master Singers is the newest addition to choral activities and was added to the curriculum in an effort to make choral singing moreaccessible to community adult singers who have day jobs, "nontraditional" university students, day students with class conflicts which prevent participation in Chorale or Voices of Parkside, and faculty/ staff/administrators. This program was a success from the beginning. "It was our attempt to try and open up the choral experience to the community as well as the university students. Music performed by this group will be the Requiem. This light, melodic and optimistic music was once the lyrics of a church service. Over the years, people began to see the Professor Profile: Farida Kahn Assistant Proffessor of Economics, Farida Khan, is a native of Bangladesh. Growing up there, she saw hungry young children begging in the streets for food while she was sitting safely in her car knowing that she had enough to eat She realized that this was wrong and that it was worth finding out why it happened. These early experiences had some influence on her eventual decision to study economics. However, her initial caree r choice was medicine. In Bangladesh, students are required in ninth grade to decide their career track, choosing between commerce, the humanities and the sciences. Ms. Khan chose science because of an interest in medicine. She feels that this was agood choice for economics because she says economics has become more quantitative and scientific. Kahn started her college education in Bangladesh, but transferred to college in the United States because of the political disturbances in her nativecountry. "Degrees that could have been done in three years took up to five years because the university was closed half the year because people were shooting down the halls with machine guns. There is quite a lot of student unrest historically since Bangladesh became James Kinchen work more artistically, because the words "were a great vehicle for expressing certain emotions." Another new occurrence this year is the offer from the Racine Symphony to have the Master Singers and the Voices of Parkside perform with the symphony. Kinchen had two main goals in preparing for this year's schedule. The first goal was to make the general readership aware of the existence of our choral program. independent in 1971." She received her bachelor's degree in B usiness Economics from Georgia, which she describes as a small college similar to Parkside. She then earned her master's in Economic Policy and Planning at Northeastern University in Boston where she also taughta s a teaching assistant. She earned her Ph.D. in International Economics and Economic Development at the Univer- Pitch In The Parkside Food Service requests that all customers please remove trays, china, glassware and any paper products from your table and return them to the proper receiving areas. Please be considerate of the next person in need of a table. No China, Glassware, or Silverware is'permitted to leave the Dining Room Thank you for your Cooperation. As Kinchen put it, "We could sing everyday out in Main Place and there would still be students who did not know of our existence." The second goal was to give people who have an interest in music but who have not considered (singing) before, one last, little push. As it says on one of Kinchen's handouts, singing is the oldest and noblest form of music making. Through choral singing, we can share with each other and with our audiences the rich musical expressions of masters of bygone ages as well as our own time; we can share the products of cultures near and far; we can share inth e celebration of the human spirit and together experience power, beauty and spirituality which is far greater than and has deeper meaning than mere mortal existence. Singing with a choral group will give you pride, spirit, discipline, perserverence, dedication and empathy, so become involved with something that is truly inspiring. Aldous Huxley once said, "After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." sity of Maryland in College Park, Maryland. Professor Khan is most interested in the area of Economic Development: why some countries are poorer, and what policies are leading to the poverty and inequality of income. She is interested in the plight of women in developing countries. She also works with trade policies of developing countries. She is teaching International Economics at the undergraduate and MBA levels here at Parkside. Professor Khan wanted a change from the large campus of38,000 at the University of Maryland, so she enjoys the smaller campus of Parkside. "You see the same people over and over, you get to know them, their faces and names." She also likes not having to deal with congestion, noise, and long lines as she did \yhile she lived in Washington, D.C, and yet still having the benefits of larger cities because of Parkside's location near Chicago, Milwaukee and Madison. She finds the pace here a little slower, "People take their time to be nice to you, which is very pleasant" There is one thing that she does not like about parkside; the parking situation. October 4,1990 Entertainment Ranger, Page IT Funny About Love by David Wick Staff Writer The biggest complaint that I hear about film critics is that they seem to hate almost every film that they see. If you have ever watched any of the critics on television this would seem like a fair assessment. When I became a film critic I vowed to be different I love the movies that I see and reviewing them is a real treat, but the inevitable has happened and I must now write my first bad review. Funny About Love stars Gene Wilder and Christine Lahti. They play a married couple trying to have a baby. The film tries to cover a lot of material and is unsuccessful on many levels. Wilder and Lahti are two very talented actors, but unfortunately, their talent is completely wasted in this uninspired comedy. Gene Wilder has built a good reputation in comedy. He has been very effective in the films in which he has worked with Richard Pryor and Mel Brooks. In this film Wilder stars as a cartoonist of political satire. His character's name is Duffy and his cartoon is modestly named Duffy's World. Shockingly, there are actually a couple of scenes in which Wilder is surrounded hv his alladoring fans and he makes some cute one liner. All of the fans laugh hysterically. However, in the theatre that I attended there were no laughs at all. A film with its own laugh track is not a good sign. Lahti is best known for her dramatic ability, such as her role in Running On Empty. The fact that this was to be a comedy was probably what drew Lahti to thep roject Her talent shows through in a couple of scenes, but the script revolves around Wilder so much that she looks more like a supporting character. The script also gives her sentimental lines, then turns her intoa bitch and thism akes her character incredibly confusing to watch. The only person to turn in a solid performance is Mary Stuart Masterson. She plays a young television director who has a fling with Wilder. She is the only one who gives a true comic performance to this supposed comedy. She doesn' t show up until the endo f the film, and her performance doesn't save the film. If you want to watch a good comedy go watch Postcarcs From The Edge and avoid Funny About Love. I give this film halfa star out of four. The Week at Parkside FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5 CONCERT: "Children," Union Square, 9 pm. $2 students, $3 guests. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 SOCCER: Away game against St. Joseph's (Indiana), 3:30 pm. MONDAY, OCTOBER 8 HISPANIC BAZAAR: National Hispanic Heritage Month, 10 am - 2 pm, Main Place. / TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 FILM: "Blood of the Condor," Union Cinema, 7:30 pm, free. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10 LUNCHEON: Hispanic Food of Costa Rica, 10:30 am to 2 pm, Union Dining Room. SOCCER: Game against UW-Milwaukee, Racine field, 7 pm. GUEST ENSEMBLE: Klarus Girl's Choir, Klarus Denmark, noon, CA D-l 18. Riverport Chorus to perform The Riverport Chorus, featuring Riverport Chorus & Quartets and die Festival City Men's Chorus, will be performing on Saturday, October 6, at Parkside. The 1990 Regional champions will be performing "Barbershop Music ... and You." The chorus will present shows at 4 and 8 pm. All seats will be $8, For ticket information, call 658-2192. Small Scale by Chris Ingram © Chris Ingram 1990 "En garde ! " Make a Difference in a Child's Life Be a Big Brother or Big Sister • It doesn't take any time, include a child in what your doing anyway. • Children are not delinquent, they're nice kids from single parent homes. • No experience necessary. Just be a friend. Call: 637-7625 23IG 3ROTHERS/SIG SISTERS' Because you have so much. CD shore' Dueli n g Swor d f i s h GIVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA. Give us 2 hours, twice a week, and we'll use your plasma donation to help save the lives of burn and shock victims, heart surgery patients, and hemophiliacs. And you could earn up to $100 per month. Take the time today. Physician Supervised • Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Avenue Mon., Wed., Fri. 8:30-3:30 Tues. & Thurs. 10-5:30 Call for Information or an appointment: 654-1366 People Helping People For Life Tim Moses Computer Science Vanderbilt University "Macintosh practically eliminates the need to keep manuals next to my computer, because— regardless of which program I'm using—I can °Pen' c^ose'save'anc^ Print ^es in exactly ' ? If VVY the same way And you can't say that about any other computer. "Today lots of other computers are attempting to look and work like a Macintosh, but it's just not possible. They're too fundamentally different to begin with.This may sound a little strange, but comparing a Macintosh to other computers is like comparing apples to oranges.You can squash the orange into shape and paint it to look like an apple, but underneath the makeup, it's still an orange. "It's funny—I work at die Vanderbilt computer store and IVe seen lots of people switch from other computers to Macintosh, but I've never seen anybody with a Macintosh switch to another computer." For more computer information, contact the Computing Support Center, WLLC, D115 Why do people love Macintosh? Ask them. 11990 Apple Computet, 'nc Apple, the Apple logo, and Macintosh are registered trademarks o' Apple Computet. Inc October 4,1990 Feature Ranger, Page 19» Life after Parkside by Katie Knight Dr. Mario Maritato graduated from Parkside in 1982, with a degree in life science. After graduating from Parkside, Maritato went on to Marquette University School of Dentistry. Maritato graduated in 1986, and has been practicing for about four years now. As a general dentist, Maritato does everything from cleaning teeth to cosmetic dentistry, such as bonding and bleaching teeth. Maritato feels his Parkside education was very valuable. He feels that the ten to twelve people who went on to Marquette with him after a Parkside education were probably the best prepared for dental school. He feels that Parkside has a very good pre-professional pro- "Parkside really prepared me. I enjoyed it, it's a beautiful school" Dr. Mario Maritato Parkside Graduate gram and commented that, "Parkside really prepared me. I enjoyed Parkside, it's a beautiful school." Advice that Maritato would give to students interested in becoming dentists would be to spend some time in an office, and speak to different dentists about dentistry. Also, one should visit different dental schools. The average yearly salary foe this profession is approximately $52,000 - $54,000 a year, that is, after a dentist has been in the profession for a few years. It also can vary from area to area. Maritato feels the major rewards of being a dentist are being able to work for yourself and the satisfaction of helping people. > April in Paris...Or is it the Soviet Union in March Kimberly A. Tenerelli News Writer There is something really exciting that is going to happen in March, March 14-29 to be exact. What is it, you ask? It's a trip to the Soviet Union. Dr. Hayward has taken students from Parkside, among other UWcampuses, and the community, to the Soviet Union since 1980. The idea was came to UW-Parkside by a University program called Outreach. In order for a person to accompany Dr. Hayward he/she has to take his class, "Contemporary Russia in Historical Perspective," formerly "Soviet Seminar." The reason for the class is to create an understanding of the culture and the history before going to the Soviet Union. This is a three credit class. It is composed of concentrated lectures, the trip, and then a final paper. Guest lectures are commonplace in the class, including specialists on Russian Art and those very knowledgeable of Russian culture. Approximately 15-30 people go on this trip each year. One-third to one-half of the people are Parkside students. The others are from other UW campuses, and the surrounding community. Spouses, parents, and families of students can also join the group. A variety of ages go; senior citizens have been said to have the best of times there. Although the cost of the trip seems high — approximately $2500.00, financial aid is available. FA is available due to the fact that the trip is considered tuition, like lab in chemistry. Not all of the Free Pregnancy Tests and Counseling ALPHA CENTER 637-8232 Call for appointment money needed is received from FA but over half is given, says Dr. Hayward. Many students don't know that they are going to take this class until all FA is given out. Dr. Hayward states, however, that the Financial Aid staff really works with the students and gets them all the money they can. Thecostofthe trip includes housing, travel and food. The hotels that the students stay at are considered very respectable. The trip is usually two weeks, however this year the stay will be 15 days. March is the time of the year the group goes because spring break is at this time. Christmas break is not an option due to the bitter cold in the Soviet Union. The weather ir March is getting better and the airfares have not risen yet. April through the summer the airfare escalates because this is their peak season, vacation time — just like ours! What do they do when they are there? Well, they have busy days, that's for sure! An itinerary is planned between the travel agents, Dr. Hayward, and the director of the UW program from River Falls. The group visits various places, such as museums, schools, churches, and historical cities, and even the Russian circus. A theater event may be scheduled in, or you may choose to go on your free time. There is plenty of shopping to do as well. One feature of this trip is that one can do something other than what the planned attraction was as long as Dr. Hayward knows where he/she is. Dr. Hayward has stated that he was once worried about people getting lost but doesn't any longer. Once in a hotel, all the visitors give the hotel their passports in return for a Semester Break in CANCUN January 5-12, 1990 From $445 Includes: •Round Trip Charter Air •Seven Nights Lodging-Choice of Two Properties, Both on the Beach *Ground Transfers in Mexico •Group Escort Throughout •Tips, Taxis and Service Charges Complete Information Union 209 -or- Call: 553- 2294 card stating the hotel's name and address. If anybody gets lost, they can ask just about anyone for assistance. Dr. Hayward has said that the Russians are very friendly people, and might even take a lost person back to their hotel. Cabs and subways are also available. Moscow and Leningrad are always on the trip itinerary and then two or three additional cities are visited. These additional cities are usually toured if something historical is happening, or a special event is coming up. You may be worried about not knowing the language but Dr. Hayward says guides speak fluent English, so it really isn 't necessary for the students to be able to speak Russia .. Dr. Hayward, however, does know the language. American money is used in the Soviet Union and the exchange rate is very constant Because of this, exchanging money is not a hassle, either. I asked Dr. Hayward what the students got out of this trip and immediately three things came to mind. He said that first-hand knowledge is received and not all things can be taught. Also, one gets to experience another culture, one that is quite different from what we are used to. And lastly, maturity for some is gained. Challenges arise in theUSSR and are conquered with this new maturity. An experience like this is bound to enrich one's life. Additional information can be acquired by contacting Dr. Hayward at (414) 553-2467. There are many changes happening in Soviet Union. Wouldn't it be wonderful to experience them first hand? :«:H h The College Consortium for International Studies is composed of 170 American Colleges and Universities. About 1400 students participated in CCIS programs in 1989-1990. STUDY IN IRELAND Spring 1991 St'. Patrick's College Maynooth, Ireland • Liberal Arts Program • 30 Student Maximum • 3.0 G.P.A. Required . University of Limerick Limerick, Ireland • Business Program Option • International Student Village • 3.0 G.P.A. Required SPONSORING COLLEGES Keene'State College, NH Mohegan Community College Prof. William Spofford University of Wisconsin - Platteville 308 Warner Hall Platteville. Wl 538818 (608) 342-1726 Other CCIS Programs: Italy. England, Scotland, Sweden, Germany, Portugal, Greece, Israel, Spain, France, Mexico, Ecuador, Colombia, China, Switzerland. October 4,1990 Classified Ranger, Page 20 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office focated in room D139C in the Wyflie Library/Learning Center, next to vhe Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside students are 250 per week run. All classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order, ft an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following Week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng placed by its customers. The UWParkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS LOST AND FOUND PERSONALS Parkside Adult Student Alliance will be having their regular monthly meeting on Wednesday, October 10 at 12:00 noon in Comm. Arts 129. They will be discussing general business, a treat or program for the Child Care Center, a possible brochure about PASA and any other business the membership may find necessary. Everyone is welcome and new adult students are encouraged to attend and get involved. \ Have you ever considered an internship in the field of writing? On Wednesday, October 10, at noon in Comm. Arts 135, Prof. Carol Lee Saffioitti-Hughes will discuss the variety of internships available in the field of writing/ English, as well as the importance of such hands-on experience. All students, regardless of major, can benefit and are invited to attend. Brought to you by the English Club. The Cathloic Student Club would like to invitee veryone to join them for masSs unday evenings at 8:30pm in Union 207. Everyone is welcome. Saturday, October 6, join the UW-Parkside Geoscience Club in the Annual Ice Age Trail Hike; for more information come to Greenquist 118, anytime. Inter Varsity-Christian Fellowship presents a continual series of the Sermon on the Mount. SpeakerDave Dryer, Wednesday, October 10, 1990, Molinaro 107, 12:00. Prayer meeting every Friday at 12:00 in Molnaro 126. Wanted: Any students interested in joining an L.D.S. Student Association at UWParkside. Please contact Carol Tebben in Molinaro 364 Ext 2101 between 8am - 11am or call Elder Burbank and Elder Knudson at 658- 3051 anytime. Join the Geoscience Club Friday Oct. 5, in Greenquist 113 at 12:00 noon with Dr. Howard Hobbs discussing "The Iowan Erosional Surface and the Origin of Loess in Southeastern Minnesota— What the rentifacts tell us." Join a club! Contact Student Organizations Council. You can't beat our credit cards! MasterCard and Visa 14.8% Annual Percentage Rate S $15.00 Annual Fee • 25 day grace period Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students .OUCATo. Tailent Ball - Room 286 ja ! 553-2150 9:30-4:00 The Math Club is presenting Alexander Lichtman, who will be giving a talk on Mathematical Methods in Linguistics, Wednesday, October 10 at 12:00 - 1:00 in Molinaro D107. FUND RAISING Best fund raiser on campus looking for fraternity/sorority or student organization that would like to earn $500- $1000 for one wk on campus mkg project. Must be organized and hard working. Call Beverly or Jeanine at 800- 592-2121. HELP WANTED Help wanted. Full/part time; AM, PM. Dining, banquet and cocktail servers. Sheraton Hotel and Conference Center. Call 886-6100. Waitresses, hostesses, busperson, pizza makers, kitchen help, drivers(with or without car) needed. Call Luigi's Pizza at 694-6565 in Kenosha. 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Go with the crowd - voteTerri Fortney for Homecoming Queen. Bananna - What a pleasant ending for Mozart, eh? That it is. No bloodshed or anything, because I'm against that! Secret Shopper #2. Faculty member needs a ride from Milwaukee to UWParkside. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Must leave Milwaukee between 9:30 and 10:00am. Home phone No. 1-475-5219. Political Science Office, 553-2316. Mrs. Chops! How do you like your new name? I'm really looking foward to the 19,20 and 21st. Love Dan. Place your Personal Ad in the Ranger Office, Only 250 for students, staff & faculty. Deadline is Monday, 3:00pm. SKI EXPO '90 Sunday, Oct. 14th Noon to 5 p.m. 21' Ski Company Reps. Ski Travel Ski Clubs Displays Style Show 2 P.M. $2,000 in Door Prizes HUGE SKI Lots of Deals OP KENOSHA 30% to 60% OFF Top Name Brands! ski& sports chalet 5039 6th Ave, Harborside Kenosha Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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