315 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/93c18b73eacc121e27bb403a24bdd933.pdf 49483e9b5742b9a86129b26aad0fd0a1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Design for Diversity underway Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document � . , .. , , Thursday. NOV.17.1 self I Y'f1Fil ~ I!JIINJ D '¥'~ 1Rl~ nw (Q) IF W D ~©(Q) INJ ~ ~ INJ 0 Ii" ~1Rl1lt:~ ~ it))~ ---~----~--'-"';'---':"--";;-"'--- . Design for Diversity underway Hall and MAC pushing /·theOther'''shesald. seven monlrity staff people, in positive direction The academic end of De. Clearly we want to do as well by Scott Singer sign for DiverSity falls under if not better this year," Ka- Vice Chancellor John Stock. plan commented. The MInority Actions Com. Editor's Note: This is the well's responsibilities. Kaplan She said Stockwell has au- 'mdttee (MAC), headed by J. secondof a two-part series on said that his goals fall under thorized divisions to recruit Mark "Sunny" Hall, Is ready Design for Diversity tm.pte- a number of different catego. four new postlons and "has for action, Many new pro. mentation af Parkside, ries. made It crystal clear that Af., grams and a positive direc, I t "We've always had goal, flrmative Action activities tlon will be pushing the group Everyone has a goa 0 here for hiring women ant and pools that have qualified into the future under Hall's reach by January in creating minorities. We were rathai women and minority cannt. enthusiastic leaderhslp. the Pardsike plan for the UW successful in our minorit~ After expressing interest In SystemDesign for Diversity. hiring last year, we hire' See Design, page 3 MAC at a Senate meeting in Chancellor Sheila Kaplan late September, Hall was ssld she has taken the va- elected Chairman of the com. rtous areas of the Design for CECA ·d D· I mittes. At that time Hall was Diversity program and has 81 S eSlgn goa S faced with a disorganized and assigned specific' responsthtj, disoriented group to work lUes to the respective Chan. with. Since then, MAC has by Kelly McKissick of reVieWing these cases, a cellarson campus. News Editor <lumber of students have been come a long way. Assistant Chancellor of Stu- granted admission to the Un, With the Design for Diver. dent Affairs Gary Grace's The Center for Educational viersity because it has been sity program as the guideline rns were outlined in and Cultural Advancement determined that the tnstttu. for MAC, Hall is required to progra , , carry out certain procedures. the previous story. Kaplan (CECA) has been working on tton can provide the support explained that Marilyn Fos. minority recruitment and reo "Design for Diver~ty h:~ a ter-Kirk, Assistant Chancellor tention before UW System lot of goals and eac goa as o t Univ ersity Relations, has P ld t K th Sh to be met within its time t t h t k f resi en enne aw frame," Hall said. This has beencharged wi h e as 0 asked universities to begin been hard because of lack of raisingprivate funds for min, implementing .Design for Di- attendance at MAC meetings. lority scholarships. "That verslty goals into their pro· With mostly non-voting memo was an area we had set as a grams. bers present at the meetings, part of our own 20th anntvar, A minority retention Hall has not been able to BIII'y fund.ralsing campaign," demonstra.tton project evalua- achieve quorum. As of tate, Ksplansaid. tion completed by Selase attendance has Improved. Gary Goetz, Assistant Wayne Williams on the 1987· The group, Which Hall saId Chancellor of Administration 88 program showed that there "doesn't only involve mtnon, and Fiscal Affairs, "will be are a number of programs in ties, It involves everyone," lookingat an area that is not place to aid minority students works in concert with Design a part of Design for Diver- in college. for Diversity to gain and reo sily, but something I think is An intrusive advlelngyooun, tain minority students on equally Important," Kaplan seling program was imple- campus. "We have to stick said.He wlll be concentrating men ted in October 1987 to aid with Design for Diversity be. on minority purchasing and condtttonally-adrmtted stu- cause if we don't MAC would vendor contracts for Pa.rk- dents. Each student was as- lose purpose and lean away side.The State already has a signed a CECA adviser with from Its constitution, and that program Implemented that whom they were supposed to would be bad," Hall said. encourages state agencies to meet four times per semester services they need to remain Hall also commented, purchase a certain percent- about class progress. , in school. "MAC needs a lot of coopera. age of their services and A Minority Admissions Re- The Uniform Minority In- tion from all students to goodsfrom minority contrac- view Subcommittee was set formation System (UMMIS) make It work." With the lack tors. up in May of this year to reo began in the Fall semester of of student interest in MAC in KsPIan has told Goetz that evaluate minority student 1987 to provide minority and the past, attendance at the shewants to do better in pur- cases who were denied ad- disadvantaged program staff meetings was comprised Chasingto help meet Park· mission to the University be· with an overall picture of the mostly of administrative per. Bide'sgoal, "It's equally 1m, cause they could not meet the See CECA, page 3 sonnel. Hall wants to change POrlantthat we be good cltl· standard criteria. As a result thlg and get more student :ze:n:s~In:~th:a~t:.:a~r:ea~a:s~w:e:ll:..:a:s:....:.::..:::=-==:...:=~_.:- -=-=-==-:-.-::-: ... participation, yielding higher Perplexing WEJT disputes continue Inside... t d Green said the caseworkers Page 2 Green, an e!n:PlormeF ~e had no right to tell the women Dare yourself to quit training coordlna or or that they would have to quit Racine County Hum~ Servo school that the caseworker Page 5 . Ices Department. e e;; was m'islnformed or confused Try the Derder mind game plained that the. two·ye th WEJT two.year state. maximum educatIon guIde. ~ent e Green said he would Page 6 line sent down from,r.:adisof speak with the caseworkers International classrooms in July was only a sta .~m~n i at Racine Job Service to Page 7 not a law. Green sal a ht ut the slutation. most agencies are unclear as, stg'~g ;~'::'esday, Nov. 9, Classlfleds and Week at the to ho)" to mealsture h~~e~w7i Legislative Affairs Commit· Park year time 11m , w e Director Tim Grygera: should be by calendar years tee informed that the WEJT' Page 8 ·or academic years. Green wa:ement Green had been Th C I J C said It could be Implemented ~king about could indeed be· e ounse or s orner as law in January 1989. come law sooner than expect., Page 9 A number of women S present then asked why Rfd ed ire said he received a letter Sports, Sports, ports cine mothers were being to ••••••••• • ••••• r by caseworkers that they See WEJT, page 4 would have to quit school. -------- by Kelly McKissick News Editor . by Kelly McKissick News Editor Editor's Note: This is the secondof a two-part series on the WEJT (Wisconsin Educa. llanol Job Training) program alld its effects on Parkside stUdents. The fight has just begun over WEJT (Wisconsin Educational Job Training) guidelines and now PSGA (Parkside StUdent Govern. mentAssociation) Legislative },ffalrs Committee is helping Withthe battle .. '" group of WEJT mothers ~thered in the PSG A office eSday, Nov. 8, to discuss Program problems with Dan > Vol. XVII. No. 11 J. Mark "Sunny" Hall 'programming efficienty. Among the programs in the works are Hispanic Week, Black Month, and an awards banquet. The awards banquet Is ae- tually a function put on by the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA). Hall hopes to be able to have a combined func. tion and to open It up to the public. He hopes to be able to draw participants from the local communities to the awards banquet to honor aca- demlc and communluly achievements. By also offer. Ing a tour before the banquet, Hall hopes to be able to at. tract students to Parkslde. Another projecl that Hall lls working on Is to form aNa. tlve American club. Hall said that he has received interest for this type of group and he is eager to organize such a club. Presently MAC Is working on a proposal to focus on rac1- cal cUscrimlnation. As re- quired by Design tor Dlver- sly, MAC must have a pro. posal that meets specific reo quirements ready bjf Jan. 15. z Inursaay, NOv. 1', llll:ll:lHanger r Dare yourself to quit by Laura Pestka Enlertalnment Editor The annual Great American Smokeout Is here again. The American cancer Society asks au smokers to quit smoking for one day: Thllrs- day. November 17. several faculty members have quit over the past year, which [ust hoes to show, It can be done. You can quit and live to tell about II. Ross Gunderson qull smok- Ing about a year ago. "There are no hints (to quit smoking) It took the scare of cancer to make me do It," Gunderson. explained. As it turned out. he didn't have cancer, but the scare was enough to make him quit. And as for how he feels about other smokers, "I hope their time comes like mine, before they get Into truoble." Another faculty member. who wishes to remain anony- mous, quit two months ago. "I don't want to blow my own hom by saytog I quit." He qull smoking a few years ago, but then slarled up again. "A friend &ald, 'Just have a few puffs,' and wllhln three days I was back to two and a half packs a day." Now he has given up smoking again. He got mad al himself and coughed all the time which was his motivation to attempt quitting again. These are just a couple of the mlllions of people who have quit smoking. If you smoke. give it up for a day on November 17. If you don't smoke. help someone who does. The Pre-med Club will have a booth In Molinaro on November 17for non-smokers to "adopt" a smoker and offer support. No one says it will be easy. Withdrawal symptoms such as nervousness, restlessness, irritability, headaches, diz- ziness and upset stomach are not enjoyable sensations. But the good pari Is that they don't last. You have to mud- dle through the bad to get to the good. Ask any ex-smoker- if he is more happy with himself now that he quit. I'm sure YOU'll get a positive answer. So give It a try during the Great American Smokeout. What's one day without a cigarette? Questions about the London trip? Dear Editor: Many students have asked me about the March 10-29trip to London for which I serve as tour guide. I'd like to make clear that full payment of $1290.00 by December 5, to the Continuing Education Of- fice In Tallent Hall, guaran- tees the price. A deposit of $325.00 reserves a place on the "London and Theatre" trip; full payment Is due by January 19. (Our tour compa- ny cannot raise the cost by more than 10%). Students can also earn two credits for the trip by regts- terlng for English 290: 'Brltish Theatre. Tuition costs are extra, and one need not take the course In order to go on the trip. "London & Theatre" in- cludes three theatre perform- ances, three and a half days of guided excursions. a nice hotel In central London, breakfast and dlnner, several optional tours' to London', great muse~ms and art gal. lerles, and airfare on a regu· larly scheduled flight out from O'Hare airport. Further questions should be directed to the Conllnulllg Education Office, 553·2312. Sincerely yours, Andrew McLean Professor of English and JIU. 1J1anities . Thanksgiving blood drive: give blood, save a life .. Parkside will be sponsoring a blood drive on November 23 for the Blood Center of South. eastenl Wisconsin. Donations will be taken between 9 am and 3:30 pm. Over 450 pints of blood are needed every day in the six county area surrounding Ra. cine and Kenosha. And what good Is a blOOd donor? A blood donor Is good for people who go through windshields and red lights. For somebody with leukemia. For people being operated on For barefoort kids who aren'i careful. For people Into feu. din; and flghUn'. For hemo·· philiacs so they can be as normal as possible. For dare- devlls. For people undergoing dialysis while waiting for a kidney transplant. For people who fool around with guns. For little kids who manage to uncap ~a bottle full of polson. For ,people who are burned pretty bad. For I).ew mothers needing a tranfusion. For new babies who need a complete change of blood supply. For people ~th a severe case of hepatltls. For people who fall out of trees (or whatever). for anybody, any age, wtth bleeding ulcers. For people In the wrong place at the wrong time. For the very tired with severe anemia. For people who run Into lhlngs. For pe0- ple who are In l\ lot worse shape than most people you know. Take a few minutes out 0/ your wsy day to save soDl& one's life. don't assume thai someone else will do It, be· cause that's what they'" thinking too. GHAT AM8IcAN tar AFFN QUIT TIPS SMOKEOUT HMIeall ~ rnatetws. eee, • Z ~'..-. lAy 1ft a wppty of wprtcs .... amM -=u. etC. DNt lou ul..... bill,.. TAKE A BREAJHER up roIfce: & akottol Tell ~ )'OU're quIIl"'1 .Ln me Great Amcric:aD s.noteouc on Tbunday. for the day. f'lIo¥embef 17. MiUioas 01 ~ ICI'OIS the country Wheft the .,... 10smoke hiD. 1Ue• deep bread'L.1'Ioid it Cor wiD tate • break and try not 10 smc*e rot 24 hours. 10 5CCCIIIldI. .t. rdcue " How about you? Or. if you doII'(snMU, adopt .·smokcr ......,.~ ro. .... doy and p.... use to help ..... _.et duouah Eurctsc to rdieve the te.ioL date lilly Wllhotd a acan:nc! T l')' tbe ""bltddy sysceat. M aAd IS-",.. •..,.",..,....~ aU. a frieDd to ~I coo. Anonymous meetings for addicts Weekly meetings will be held on the Parkslde campus for those individuals with addictions. These groups are fellowships of men and women who share their experi· ences, strengths and hopes with each other. The only requirement for membership Is a desIre t stop drinking and/or abusing drugs. Take the 12 Steps Freedom and attend one of the meetings. Attendance Is contIdentlsI and anonymous. Ileetlng Dales and TImes Alcoholics Anonymous: Mondays, 1·2pm Narcotics Anonymous: Wednesdays, 12-1pm Adult ChIldren of Alcohollcs: Wednesdays, 1-2 pm and Thursdays, 11-12pm Overealen Anonymous: Mondays 12-1pm Place: Molinaro, D-130 EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelty McKissk:k .....•.....•............. News Editor laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy. Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Aubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John M,:uter Distribution Manager Curt Shlrcet Business Manager ~ GENERAL STAFF Dsvid Boyd, Sheila Bugaleeki. Ruben Carbajal, Dan C~iapetta. Tim Cook, DaVid DeblSh, Tricia Ebner, MIChelle Gasl, L~y. Knoell. G80rge Koenig. Mark Hall, Abu Hasset~. 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' n casslledads,ISMondayal10a.m.forpublication All correspondencesh Idb' ~ - noshaWI53141.Telep~~ne~lag/~5e3ss2e2d8t7o:(ERanger, UW~Parl<side.Box2000.Ke- Ing). ~ dltonal)or 414/553·2295 (AdvertiS- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 11, November 17, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Concerns raised over the effectiveness of Campus Police Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Dec. 1, 1988 , .. VOl. XVII, No. 12 ~~!~'::,=!aised over the effectiveness of Campus Polic~ lOA Hearron lengthy time lags between complicated legalities and Campus Police calling the possible liabillty factors. Kenosha Sheriff's Depart- David Ostrowski, Director ment and their subsequent ae- of Campus Police, said, "I rival Is always present, yet think there has to be a reall- Rick Hendrickson, a Campus zation that there's a lot of Police officer, feels there is political undercurrents with little, if "any. problem with the any of these positions." response time. Several other Another area of concern officers (whose names shall has been the accessibility of be withheld at their request) campus officers on thira feel there Is definitely a prob- shift. More often than not. lem. there is no dispatcher present The Issue at hand is that of and only one officer on duty jurisdiction. Wellgat said, from midnight to 8 a.m, If "I'm sure It can be rrustrat- staffing difficulties arise, ing at times (for Campus Po- there is no &fficer, only a se- lice officers not to have legal curtty guard patrolling park- jurisdiction) and we're trying side's 700·acre campus. to deal with it in other re- During third shift, calls to spects along with trying to the Campus Police are taken obtain deputlzatton of that by an answering machine. particular plot of land." The officer (or security Campus Police Officer guard) on duty carries a Dennis Plepenburg confirmed pager. When the station Is • that the Parkside administra- called, the police officer must tion is working with the Keno- return to the Campus Pollee sha County Sheriff's Depart- office to determine the nature ment and the Kenosha County of the call and if police action Board to obtain jurisdiction is required. on the residence hall proper- The recorded message on ty. the answering machine does In contrast, Kenosha Coun- tnform callers that If the rea- ty Sheriff-elect Alan Kehl be- son they are calling Is serl- Ileves that Campus Police Is ous, they should call the doing a fine job without hav- Kenosha County Sheriff's De- Ing jurisdiction and that partment. Officer Plepenburg deputlzation of Campus Po- says that In cases of erner- lice officers would entail an gency, the best course of ac- unjustified lengthy process, tton is to cali 911. "EVeI'Y officer hates going ,.,r there because there is JIIIIIDg he can do." This Is _ one officer, who wtshes • remain anonymous, said IIIlIUtthecommonsentiments the campus Police in re- prdI to patrolling the rest- iIIllC8 hall grounds. several concerns have risen over the course of this past I'JI1 relating to the' effecti- _ of the Parkslde ~ Pollee and Safety ent on the residence JI'Operty,. The delicate of this issue arises the fact that Campus does not have jurfsdlc- on housingproperty. The Keaosba Sheriff's Depart. IIIIIl mustbe called In order IlIuatiOns requiring police IlIiIll\Ion to be dealt with. ~ Pollee serves as IlI\i 1llOre than a security IIIIIiee on housing property, 1IIlItIl to In contradlcltion to IIIe puwers officers hold on IIIe nat of the campus. In sit. IIIUona of a serious nature at IIIe 1'8Ildenchalls, Campus Police calls (~d waits) for IIIe back'l1pof Kenosha sher- IIIJ. CampusPolice calls offl. ; are afforded the right to 'q OUtnders using citi- Officer Shannon Buttrick totes a keg of beer from houslng~ zen's arrest procedures. Ac- cording to Doug Wlelgat, As·' slstant Director of Campus Police, officers who detain In- dividuals by citizen's arrest face many legal complica- tions. The, potential problem of Condom games scheduled for World AIDS day by ScOtt Singer AIDs: one of the world's ~ frighteningdiseases. As ~ no cure to this terrible has been found. Pre- :;:m andeducation are two 1IIlIr"~ Which we can deal .....Problem_ ~ an effort to combat this lOrDed m, a group of con- bava •• ~ents and faculty III ~ded to put together III I!IIt... !:~?nal as well as "' -::ds WUIU g event called ~ Day. . ~Y, starting at 9am and ~~ 3 11 m, the Student IIOc ns Committee ..-/ J:':ll be Sponsoring this iIllIl>.-- the Union Square ~r. Various types of IIat 8peak ent, Information, 10 Presen ere will be on hand ~.ur: Information to all AU ~ , Of ~,,:::'es, that will be part ' IlIan b y, Include the one- ll1un<I and/comedican Slg- IIat .:;opeCk, videos, games '!'he ous speakers. 1be Co games, referred to as 1IQ1Ie Mom Games, will In· !linl. ~Ch events as the Con· Iitid Ra 1llp, Condom Over the 1IIillbe eo ce ,the Condom Toss, > Mom Relay Race. Mara Casey, Chairperson of the World Aids Day Commit- tee says that the purpose of the' event is to "incre~~e awareness" because there IS not enough!' Casey says that_ young people "need to. be aware and realize how qUIck- ly it spreads. Normal every~ day people get It: It's a trag· edy.'· Casey stated that the group wanted to do more than "just pass out condoms." Rather, they wanted to lean more to- wards the Informational side. She also said that "we're doing It for the students. It'll be fun." AIDS, which can be ob- tained by way of sexual inter- course, contaminated nee- dIes, contaminated blood transfusions and birth, affects one In 300 college students.' The Federal Center for Dis- ease Control also reports that one in 1000 prisoners, and 35 in 1000 prostitutes have been Infected by the disease. .'I believe that everyone needs to be informed about AIDS and how to protect themselves against AIDS," Sandy Riese said. Riese, Di- rector of Student Health Serv- Ices, also feels that people need to know that aids Is not contracted "just by touch- ing," or being near someone with AIDS. Riese also said that .'education is important to reduce the fear of AIDS as well as decease transmis· sion." Along with the free con- doms, pamphlets, and the ac- tlvitill.S of World AIDS Day, continuing efforts will be made to educate the public. "We have a questionnaire quiz - If the' students bring back the completed quiz they will receive a free condom at any time." Riese also said that the Student Health Serv- ices is open at any time to help those with problems or Iookjng for information. For additional off-campus anonymous AIDS informa- non, testing, or counseling the following organizations are avaliable to help: City of Kenosha Health De- partment ph. 6156-8170 Kenosha County Health De- partment ph. 6156-6434. City of Racine Health De- partment ph. 636-9498 or contact your local area Planned Parenthood group. 2 Thursday, Dec. 1, 1988 Ranger / aur V18. Plethora of problems face Campus Police Parluilde's latest"admlnlatratlve addition takes the helm of the Parkslde Campus Police Department today. On be- h{Llt of The Ranger, a warm welcome to David Ostrowski. d'strowBkl Is fIll1ng a posltlon that has been vacant since Ran Brinkman's retirement last June. Not wlthstandlng the fact that Ostrowski faces the chal- Ienge of adusting to a new envtronment, new underlings and lIUperlors, new procedures ... a new job, there exists a plethora of other Issues needing attention that face our new director. The Ranger has several concerns that we would like to raise. To preface these concerns, a few points need to be raised. FIrst, Parkside has been fortunate In that we have experienced few problema wlth Issues of security and crime ... yet. Second, campus Pollee Is a department you do not think about or hear about very otten; they provide services to the Parkslde community that have IIWe vis. Ible return to the students, The Parkside Pollee Depart. III8IItcannot enhance the quallty of education the Instttu- tIon provldei Its students, but It cantshould help preserve lhIa quallty. But more at1aaue are the following: • We have no more than two oMcers. full-time or stu- dent, on duty at any given time (special events aside). These officers are responsible tor patrolling the 7lJO-acres that comprise the grounds of the campus, ranging from housing to the Chancellor's offices. Obvlousiy, this Is a lot of territory tor two individuals to cover. The expanse of the Parkalde campus Is not lacking In potentlaUy prime areas for rapes, thefts or aasaults. • Due to bUdgetary constraints, the Sunday and Monday second shifts have only one omcer on duty. This means from .. p.m. to 2 a.rn. one officer Is responsible for locking up classrooms and buildings, palrolllng and responding to every call • knoWing that there Is no )mmedlate back up emcam_ II th1np get out of control. Ways of providing better coverage need to be found. • Another 1aaue facing Our campus Pollee is the prob- lem of jurisdiction of the residence hall property. It is our understanding that II a callis received by the campus dis. patcher regarding an Incident at the residence halls, the Kenosha Sheriff's Department must be called In before any legal action can be taken. campus Police does not have jw1sd1cUon and/or authority to enforce the govern. ing laws on the resIdence hall property. This is the case because ther residence halls are located on private property. Thus, our police are Impaired In their job of serving students and the campus. • There has long been administrative oppostion to the argument that our officers should be allowed to carry weapons. The only weapon they are allowed to carry and use, after being certlfled to do so, Is the PR-24, a.k.a night sUck, The poaslbUlty of confronting an armed individual exists: yet if a situation arises requiring a weapon, the likes of side arm, the responding officer would have to re- treat to Tallent Hall - where the police offices are located • and, U he/she is eert1..fledto use a side ann. check the weapon out of the weapon locker and return to the scene. How effective can this procedure be? Of course, the op- lion of hurling the two tons of keys they carry is always available. The issue of allowing officers to carry weapons needs to be rethought. And eo, In summary, these are just some of the con. cerns echoed by the students, faculty and staff of Park. side. Managing the pollee department and guiding It Into the lutre will not be a lask for the weak of heart. Wei. come to Parkside, David. We wlsh you the best dUring your tour of duty as dlrceklr of the Parkslde campus Po. lice and Safety Department. ~ !1f'Ri!.nge,. ~ Chancellor responds to racist literature TO: AU students, faculty and .staff FROM: Chancellor Shella Ka· plan RE: Racist IIterature_. . I am sure you share my outrage at hearing that bte- tantly racist literature has been distributed on our campus today. Our security staff has been Instructed to tear down any unauthorized material appearing on our bulletin boards, and I would appreciate your cooperation In destroying any such flyers that might appear in your classrooms or work areas. No organized student or staff group Is Involved in dis- trlbutlng this material, and it may well be that those In- volved are not members of the UW·Parkslde community at all. I hope that is the case, for racism has no place on this campus. I have asked Mr. Stuart Rubner, chairperson of the university committee devel- oping a campus code dealing with racial harassment Issues, to take the leaflets dis- tributed today as an example of the kind of conduct IIIbit needs to be dealt with In iIIIt cods. In the meantime, III can be sure that I Wl1l taa whatever steps I.can to .... this sort of material II campus. I am proud of UW.Put side's commitment to bl$ Ing a multicultural env!Jll, ment on this campus. 1II sure you will Join me In real firming that commitment. our response to those wit would show division and .. tred among us. Parking in the snow at Parkside To the Editor: One of the advantages all of us attending Parkside enjoy is the beautiful campus set- tlng. The first snowfall wUI soon transform the surround. ing landscape into a winter wonderland. Fallen snow can. also present a challenge to com. muters who use campus park- Ing lots and roads. Even though the campus grounds crew will be making every ef- fort to clear sidewalks, park. ing lots and roads in the fast- .est and most efficient means possible, you can help by cooperating with a few simple BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shlrcel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF Dayid Boyd. Sheila Bugalecki, RUben Carbajal, Dan C/:uape n 3..l l1m Cook. David Debish. Tricia Ebner. MIChelle uaaf, Lyndsay. Knoell, George Koenig Mark Hall, Abu Ha5Seln. DaVid Heller Jill Janovicz t3haron Krau.S8, Jeff Lewis., Healher Malzahn, Karen' McKISSfCk. Gera~lne ~urawski, Carlise Newman, George Olson Mike PICazO Scott Singer Bill To er Rob. Twardy. Dania' ~all!n, Michelle Van Koning~~Id' Keille Paceagnella, Vickie Pundsack Jack Aed(jick ' Dawn Mailan<1. ' , EDITORIAL STAFF .Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief KeUy McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann .......••...... , Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine 08Joo ..........•. ",. Asst. Photo Editor Stu RUbner ",,, Advisor requests. Snow does not always fall when it is convenient for plowing. The lots are cleared of snow as soon as possible, but you may not be able to park In your usual spot. Park. Ing In an unplowed part of the lot only makes It more diffl. cult for snow removal opera .. lions to be completed. You may find snow plowed all around your car! - Park your car only in the areas that have been plowed. If your lot is not available. you may hr..ve to temporarily . park in another. Never park on the Outer Loop Road. Also stay clear of snow plows~ action . they are bigger liJIa you and can't maneuver s easlly. 'In winter, it Is ..... tial that aisles In parking IlII remain open for snow Don't try to add an space at the end ofa row. Parkside does have bus service from the U Check with the Union matton Desk for S( and tickets. Wit" a little tore and consideration you doing your pari to help this campus remain opeD operating smoothly. Karl GroundsSu ~anger is written a~d edit~d by students of UW·Parkside, who are solely responsibletor itS editOIIl d y and content. It I§ PUblishedevery Thursday during the academic year except over breakS Ii ays. . I ~eners to the editor wlII.be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words~. h eld ers must be Signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. NameswiUlIe e upon request. fa~~~e~~eserves the right to edit letters and refu~e those whic~ are false andJorde. T~~;s~~ for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 'a.m. for publication n~~ correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW·Parkside. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Faculty Senate reorganizes Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Faculty Senate reorganizes Parkside by Scott Singer Recently, at the fall meeting of the Faculty Senate, a proposal was approved that will, pending approval by the Board of Regents, reorganize the Parkside curriculum Into four schools. The two present colleges, the College of Science and Society and the School of Modern Industry, will be replaced by the new schools - the School of Liberal Arts, the School of Science and Technology, the School of Business and the School of Education. Also, the eight academic divisions will be eliminated and replaced by 24 departments, distributed throughout the four schools. These departments will offer the various majors and minors associated with their curricula. A search must be made to find and establish a Dean of Liberal Arts and Sciences, as well as for a Dean of Science and Technology. Although searches must be made for the heads of these schools, Beverlee Anderson will continue heading the Business School in its new format. Dr. Barbara Shade, head of the Education Division, will become Dean of the new Education School. In addition to all these adjustments, the new Dean of Liberal Arts will take over the present divisions of Social Science, Behavioral Science, Humanities and Fine Arts. The new Dean of Science and Technology will be assuming the duties of the current Science and Engineering Technology divisions. In terms of costs, the reorganization is projected to save $36,608. This is to be achieved through internal searches for deans and associate vice chancellors, division heads' release from teaching and other cost-conscious features. Since this new structure adheres to the more traditional university setup, many faculty and staff will be glad to see it take effect. In a recent lecture class, Kenneth Weston, associate professor of mathematics, was compelled to comment, "I celebrated by throwing my arms up!" If the reorganization proposal is passed by the Board of Regents, it will become effective Jan. 1, 1989. PSGA's SAFE program 'running strong' by Kellie Paccagnella Once again the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) has implemented another service to help students: Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE). SAFE, an informational resource, is designed to assist students in objective instructor/ course selection. The program allows students to evaluate their instructors and courses. PSGA then provides these results (which wouldn't otherwise be available) to students. Ross Pettit, vice president of PSGA, feels students should keep two key points about this program in mind. "First, SAFE is not an attempt to pass judgement on the qualities or aptitude of the faculty at Parkside. Second, students should not be critical of instructors who were evaluated but, rather, critical of those who chose not to be evaluated." The evaluations are optional and, individual faculty members decide whether or not SAFE forms will be solicted in his/her class. The instructor's "grade point average" is calculated based on twelve questions. Answers to these questions range from strongly agree to strongly disagree. In the past (since the inception of SAFE back in 1984-85), evaluations had to be processed manually, making SAFE extremely time-consuming. In 1987, Pettit designed a computer program which allows the forms to be readily tabulated accurately. By 1989 Spring semester registration, Pettit hopes to have updated the program so the evaluations are more precise and informative. "I am happy that we have the new system in place because it is much less time-consuming and it will reduce the overhead," he said. PSGA offers the results of the SAFE evaluations, in pamphlet format, free of charge to all students. You are welcome and encouraged to stop by the PSGA office (D-139A, WLLC, next to the Coffee Shoppe) and pick up your copy of SAFE. Fettit says, "The program is definitely out of the gates and running strong. Two divisions have requested a sum total of 1300 SAFE evaluation forms to be solicted in classes." He explained that Student Services, the committee of PSGA that will be handling the SAFE program, is acquiring new members. "As soon as they get a chairman, they can handle the process. It is a strenuous process, but it can be set up in such a way that it will be a perpetual project. We want it to be a project that just happens every semester, not one that requires extensive hours to be put into it. That is the goal for every project," Pettit said. Regents approve huge tuition hikes The University of Wisconsin Board of Regents met last Friday and approved a 12% tuition increase for the 1989-90 school year, and a 9.37% increase for 1990-91. The budget also increases out of state tuition at the Madison and Milwaukee campuses to 109%. Of the 12% increase that was approved for 1989-90, 7.2% will go for programming and 4.8% will be provided for a faculty catch-up. For 1990- 91, of the 9.3% that was approved, 4.5% will be used for programming and 4.8% will be used for a faculty catchup. The programming increase would be spent on things such as supplies and expenses, general computer access, and strategic planning for business education. The faculty catch-up was proposed to help bring University of Wisconsin faculty up to "peer" levels. Regent Ody Fish proposed, then withdrew a motion that would have taken faculty catch-up out of the tuition increase. According to Fish, "We constantly give lip service to students, but something else is always more important. The students always come last." The United Council is currently supporting legislation that would cap resident undergraduate tuition at 33% and out of state tuition at 105% of instructional costs. The United Council is a lobbying group for most of the University of Wisconsin campuses. According to Jim Smith, President of UC, "We firmly believe in the tuition cap and will not sacrifice its passage by accepting this provision. This cap is moving forward and we hope to put it on the Governor's desk this spring." §w§1 m*\ 'f iifila GOOD LUCK ON FINALS! Inside... Page 2... Academic Actions: a heavyweight committee Page 3... Letters to the Editor: Offensive PAB promo and more! Page 4... Higher education grants cut Page 6 •a• Classifieds Page 8 ••• Counselor's Corner Page 10 • a #; - ' , 1 Sports! Sports! Sports! Thursday* Dec. 8* 1888 TUE UNIVERSITY OF WISCOIMSfOIPMKSn Vol. XVII* No. 13 2 Thursday, Dec. 8,1988 Ranger ^^(TOnBfiaa§ffliai'-S)^gx8(g.a(n)iBaa3t!!)gu(G)ip-3a our view Academic Actions: a heavyweight committee You're ushered into a dark conference room tucked away next to the Chancellor's office. You're seated at the head of a table cluttered with papers. Seven faces turn to you, waiting to hear what went wrong. Nervous isn't the word ... after all, these strangers are going to make a decision that will affect your career as a student - and, quite probably, affect that career in a dramatic way. This scenario is familiar to many students; many have appeared before the Academic Actions committee. Academic Actions is a committee the likes of no other at Parkside. For example, there are only seven people that who, collectively, grant requests for deletions of items from official academic records. Pursuant to the Parkside Faculty Guide (UWPF 4.08), Academic Actions acts on appeals in cases of academic probation and readmission of students dropped for academic reasons. Also, this committee acts on requests for waivers of University- wide academic policies. This is a heavyweight committee. Being a heavyweight, possessing the power to make hard-hitting decisions, it can rationally be expected that contenders to the title will throw their punches. On the one hand, when requests are granted, there are contenders that acuse the committee of being too liberal, and by the virtue of their decisons, devaluing the degrees Parkside graduates hold. This is especially true when the committee grants waivers of general degree requirements. On the other hand, when petitions are not granted, the committee becomes cold, harsh and insensitive. Either way, the committee takes its blows. Meanwhile, back in the conference room ... the questioning begins. Four faculty members, one academic staff ™ and two students inquire about the nature of your situat • an attempt to determine whether your case should be su j to the prescribed university guidelines or if, due to extenuating circumstances, you should be granted an exemption fromip - cy. The question abruptly come to an end. You are ushe back to the lobby to wait until the committee reaches its aecision. . . Be it known that these seven people don't enjoy the scenario any more than the students who appear before them - and, tor the committee, it is a scenario that will be repeated countless times over the course of the year. It is a weighty responsiblity to be called upon to make decisions that will greatly affect the lives of the students who appear before you. The Academic Actions committee is not comprised of seven ancient PhD's who secretly make their decisions in a smokefilled room. Academic Acitons is a committee that has representation from all of the major segments of the Parkside community; these academic decisons are made by your faculty, staff and fellow students. A student requesting a waiver or deletion, whether granted or denied, has no reason to feel screwed by the system or the Administration. To the contrary, all students, including past and future graduates, should be grateful for the quality people who perform this thankless, demanding task. It's not easy walking the thin line that separates compassion from high academic standards. by Jon Hearron Parkside's weightroom is inadequate by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor There is a glaring problem with the current weight facilities now available to the students of Parkside. The problem is a lack of any sort of a training facility for the athletes, as well as the general student body, of Parkside. To those who don't make use of these facilities, the current "weight room" may seem more than ample. But, in all actuality, the facilities now available are prehistoric in comparison to those available to other college students across the state. Circuit training equipment, a staple in many athletic training programs, is nowhere to be found here; the two weight benches now available for free weights See Weights, page 3 EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Sheila Bugalecki, Ruben Carbajal, Dan Chiapetta, Tim Cook, David Debish, Michelle Gaal, George Koenia, Mark Hall, Abu Hassein, David Heller, Jill Janovicz. Sharon Krause, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissick, Chuck Might. Geraldine Murawski, Mike Picazo, Scott Singer Bill Topper, Rob Twardy, Daniel Vallin, Michelle van Koningsveld, Kellie Paccagnella, Vickie Pundsack, Jeff Redaick, Dawn Mailand. cyand content.Vis* published Ive^ThSS"'during T S°'eiy responsible ,or',s eJltoria days. '"ursaay auring th e academic year except over breaks anc I bttorc to thn nrfilnr uJII y "uiaudy curing tne ant letters'must'be sfgne^with a3?elepffone"numhp' doub|e-spaced and 350 words o r le: held upon request P 6 number Included f°r verification purposes. Names will be Ranger reserves the right to edit lettprs and rpf„co famatory. and re,use those which are false and/or de- Deadline for all letters, and classified ark ic Thursday. 1 Monday at 10 a.m. for publicati on All correspondence should be addressed Rann^r i ha, n , nosha Wl 53141. Telepho ne 414/553 ??R7 if fl-r;4UW'ParkS'de. Box 2000. Ke - ing). v ^^-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advert isci^ isffsIL^ScsrfsILcsfifi^rf^rLcgfrScBtrsILcs^cgrfsILcgtlftigrfs Ranger Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 3 Training facilities are poor Weights, from page 2 whould have been used for scrap iron long ago by other area facilities; the barbells and dumbbells are all loose and show extreme signs of age; there is no reasonable form of leg-press machine available; and the closest thing to a sauna or whirlpool available is the tub in the training room (unless you want to turn on all the showers in the locker room and block the vents). It really is about time somebody in the athletic department realizes that we are in the midst of a fitness revolution. It has been proven that strength training improves performance in ALL sports. Believe it or not, football and wrestling are not the only sports that make use of a weightroom any more. While other schools are expanding their facilities and investing in well-equipped weightrooms, our athletes are forced to go elsewhere and spend their own money to find good facilities where they can work to improve themselves. Yes, I'm sure there is the initial problem of funding such a venture. Other schools are finding ways to handle these costs. It is up to the Athletic Department to get the ball rolling. I'm sure those who would benefit would be more than willing to help, but the first step must be taken. Other programs are continually getting stronger and better. We can't afford to fall behind much more. PAB promo offensive to students To the Editor, While walking down the corridor a few days ago, we noticed the posters advertising the game show "The Boob Tube". We were appalled to see that on these posters is a female head and upper body positioned so that the "o" 's in "Boob" are where her breasts would be. To enforce this imaging, the artist included dots in the center of the circles. We wonder what that suggests? Looking further at these posters, we noticed that the sponser of this advertisement is the Parkside Activities Board. We also noticed that they were stamped by the Student Activities Office, the office in charge of approving everything before it is displayed. How can PAB or the administration feel that these posters are acceptable? What if a group were to put up a poster showing male genitalia. Would they find that acceptable? Would anyone? As female students, we are intelligent people, worth more than just the sum of our body parts. Posters such as these undermine our equality by promoting the image of women as objects. We understand that "boob tube" is a common slang term for television. However, we feel that these pictures are degrading, unnecessary, and very inappriate for an educational environment. Sincerely, Rina Goodluck Michele Bormett Share It at St. Mary's Medical Center1 Saint Mary's Medical Center Alcohol Awareness Week was hypocritical Dear Editor: All the publicity about alcohol awareness at Parkside! All the wonderful things that can be done to help prevent people from over-indulgence! A full week is dedicated to creating an awareness about the dangers of alcohol. There are even free samples of nonalcoholic beer to show that there is an alternative...then the ball is dropped and you can not even purchase the non-alcoholic alternative. HYPOCRISY... put on a show of concern and then go on doing what was done before. "Pizza and beer" sounds and tastes much better than "pizza and pop"! Why not give the non-drinkers a choice? Why don't the Union follow through on the good idea they had during Alcohol Awareness Week and sell non-alcoholic beer. Dennis Bell Racism is unacceptable; we are all people To the Editor: ^ For centuries upon centuries this state of being persisted. Long before men could write of their "superiority," long before they could document their hills with pictures, long before the confederate flag was being sold in gift shops in the South. The sands of time trickled down, obscuring the hateful acts. Maybe even making them palatable, even acceptable, to the public at large. Laws were even passed, defining the rights of the "superiors" and the few rights of the "inferiors". Now in this "progressive age", when everything technical seems to be advancing at the speed of light, such states of being are not supposed to exist, surely not in this enlightened age, surely not after all we have been through and the struggles thought to have been achieved. But the nature of this beast is to feed off the fears and mindless hatreds of its followers. This beast is racism. Please, my fellow students, tell me racism does not exist. Please tell me that the beast is dead and that racial slurs such as those printed and handed out recently aren't really uttered by young, impressionable mouths. I tried to explain to my 5 year-old daughter what racism is the other day while driving home from school. I told her, "Some people believe that other people are not as good as they are because of the color of their skin." She thought about this for a while and said, "Why, Mommy? We're all people aren't we?" When I got home, I went in my room and cried for a minute, and thought, "Yes, we are." Marylee Rodriguez THE FAB StDK By GARY LARSON "Letter from Lonto. _ And he (oundt pretty lonely." GRADUATE NURSES At ST. MARY'S MEDICAL CENTER of Racine , our nurses enjoy the style of life that comes with a n excellent career with one of the Midwest's most recognized facilities. 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Contact: Assistant Director of P ersonnel 3801 Spring Street Racine, Wisconsin 53405 Call COLLECT: 414-636-4495 Wo are an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/H/V A member of the Wheaton Franciscan System Mankind arrtv*» on tarth Week at the Park Thursday, Dec. 8 WORKSHOP "Marriage: An Interactive Relationship" at 7 pm in T281. Call ext. 2312 for reservations. MOVIE "The Touch" will be shown at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will b e available at the door. CONCERT featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission will b e charged at the door. Friday, Dec. 9 DANCE Semester Finale at 8:30 pm in Union Square featuring "Caruso."Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Dec. 10 BREAKFAST/ "What's It All Ab out Elfie?" at 9 am and 11 THEATRE am in the Union Dining Room. Call ext. 2564 for ticket information. "The Touch" will be repeateo at 8 pm in the Union Cinema. Sunday, Dec. 11 "What's It All Ab out Elfie?" will b e repeatd at 12 noon in the Union Dining Room. "The Touch" will be repeated at 2 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Dec. 12 "Milwaukee Labor, Urban Politics, and the Rise of J oseph McCarthy" be Prof. Steve Meyer at 12 noon in Union 106. The event is free and open to the public. Tuesday, Dec. 13 ACCENT ON presents Harpist Harvi Griffen at 8 pm in the ENRICHMENT Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $2.50 for Parkside and Carthage students and $6.00 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Wednesday, Dec. 14 CONCERT featuring the Parkside Brass and Percussion Ensemble at 1 pm in CA D118. The concert is free and open to the public. Thursday, Dec. 15 MOVIE "Mary Poppins" (G) will b e shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for Parkside students, faculty and staff, and $2.00 for others. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE BRUNCH/ THEATRE MOVIE ROUND TABLE 4 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger JL<®i Students can decide To the Editor: A big deal was made this past week about some controversial literature that was distributed recently at Parkside. I think that the controversy shouldn't be as much over the material as the fact that now we are going to be saved of ever seeing this sort of material around again. It appears to me as though the administration has a lack of faith in the student body's ability to intelligently decide for themselves that this literature was wrong. This is as offensive to me as the literature itself. We attend the University in order to develop and learn critical thinking skills. We should be able to think about controversial literature like this, and make an intelligent decision for ourselves in favor of or against it. I realize that there should be no place in the University for a racist mentality, but I do believe that we are intelligent enough to decide that for ourselves. The people who distributed this material, whether we agree with them or not, have First Amendment rights. Perhaps they should have followed school procedures for distributing and posting information on campus-but even if they would have, I get the feeling that the administration here wouldn't have allowed it. I say, in conclusion, that the American University should be the arena where controversial issues are debated. Whether we like it or not, this sort of controversial thinking is out there in the world, and we must learn now how to think critically about these issues, in order to better deal with them. We can't do that if all the bad things in the world are hidden from us as if they don't exist. I can appreciate what the administration is trying to do, but maybe we'd be better served if some counter-literature was distributed, (giving the other side of the issue), some discussions were held about the topic, or anything to inform us and teach us to think critically about the issue, not keep the issues from us just because they hit a soft spot. Thank You, Greg Winter "Then I got that awful phone call." "SHE'D NEVER CALLED ME BEFORE. We'd just been together a couple of times. So she tells me she's pregnant. I mean, I didn't know what to day. There's just this silence on the phone until she asks if I died. She sounds like she's burnt out on crying and you don't know what to do. It's like you're a blank. The worst part is I wake up in the morning and it just rushes at me. Quit school. Get married. Run away from it. I don't know. I didn't know then and I don't know now. All I know is all the ways it shouldn't have happened. All those easy ways, but it's a little too late for that, 1 guess. "Too late this lifetime, for me." Nobody has all the answers about sex. But keep in mind that a million teen girls get pregnant every year. Which means a million guys don't hear the end of it. Here's your choice. You can take responsibility when it's easy or you can wait until it's impossible. Don't make a big mistake. Buy a condom. You can get them at any drugstore or from your local Planned Parenthood. If you need help or information, call us. That's what we're here for. P Planned Parenthood1 of Wisconsin, Inc. Kenosha 654-0491 Racine 634-2060 * Call for appoiotment, today! Bulletin policies seem unfair To the Editor: Parkside's campus security policies - which have been used repeatedly by administrators to stifle free speech and to impede "grass roots" organizational efforts - took shape in the fall of 1969, a time of reaction to "Flower Power," to the anti-war protest movement and to the, in some quarters perceived, "Problems of Emerging Minorities." That these so-called security policies have, from their inception, been productive of disaffection in faculty and student body - that they have acted to undermine that very "security" they ostensibly protect - seems never to have troubled the few Manchu-like administrators sent by Heaven to protect Parkside people from other Parkside people ... and from the contamination of the world outside the deer park. The Jewish Committee on the Middle East (JCOME) is an independent association of Americans formed earlier this year to give voice to the growing concerns among American Jews about Israeli policies and U.S. support for these policies. Shortly before Thanksgiving, JCOME national headquarters requested that I assist in making arrangements to have the JCOME prospectus of a ten-day trip to the West Bank and the Gaza Strip (the Occupied Territories) posted at Parkside. I did so, complying with the campus regulations which require registration as a community organization before posting on the bulletin boards. Or at least I attempted to comply with the regulations. I was flatly informed by the responsible administrator (Union 209) that as I was neither a student nor faculty member, there was no way I could be allowed to post JCOME material on the Parkside bulletin boards -and that the fact, as I pointed out, that the upcoming trip to the Occupied Territories at this historic time might be relevant in a small way to the purpose of the University was, and is irrevelant! The Parkside mandarinate has spoken. Last week (Journal Times, Nov. 30), Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan defended the university's exclusionary security policies, stating that "this institution is not a lamp post on the street corner; it doesn't belong to everyone. When outsiders want to distribute or display material on campus, administrators must be Satisfied it is a matter of community interest. The only people who have the right to distribute literature on campus are recognized campus groups." These sentiments are truly remarkable, coming from the Chancellor of a public, taxsupported institution which has recently received much free publicity concerning a "Design for Diversity" reported underway. Sincerely, James Russell Brokaw, PhD Assistant Professor of Psychology, Parkside, 1969-72 Higher education grants cut OVER 31,000 STUDENTS TO HAVE FINANCIAL AID CUT Madison-The Higher Educational Aids Board (HEAB) announced last Friday it will cut $45 from all students who receive the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG). 31,953 students will be affected by these cuts statewide. The Wisconsin Higher Education Grants are awarded to Wisconsin students enrolled as undergraduates in the University of Wisconsin system and the Vocational Technical Colleges of the state. All WHEG awards are based on financial need as determined through federal need analysis. "Once again, an extra burden has been put on the backs of students," said Jim Smith, President of United Council of UW-Student Governments. "Every year, students go in front of financial aids boards, the Board of Regents and the legislature to talk about the necessity of financial aid keeping up with tuition increases. No one ever opposes the concept of financial aid keeping pace. But then this happens and students get their aids cut. This is a shortfall of between 1.5 and 1.8 million dollars. It clearly shows that there is a need for some financial aid "catchup" in this budget. "Right now, students and their parents are looking at a 22% tuition increase over the next two years. On one hand we talk about the need to spend more money on faculty catch up pay and the quality of our instruction, but the students, parents, and taxpayers Monday Night Football • Big Screen TV • 50' Tacos & Tap Beer • s2.50 Pitchers of Beer During the game in the lounge only! MEX1CAX RESTJUiRAHTF- 5200 Durand Ave. 554-7200 who foot the bill are left behind." Smith added. "It's becoming very difficult to justify these tuition increases when the financial aid gets cut. Most middle class families don't even qualify for financial aid, but they are asked to support the university with their tax dollars year after year. There has to come a point in time when the students and their families become as important as the university itself." Part of the reason for the cuts is the high retention rates for students this year. There were fewer students dropping out of school this fall than in past years. This created a shortfall in the amount of money that was returned to HEAB as refunds from those dropping out. To that end. United Council and the students of Wisconsin are working with Representative David Clarenbach and a bi-partisan coalition of legislators to pass a tuition cap at 33% of instructional costs for undergraduate resident students in the UW-System. The tuition cap will create some accountability for the UWSystem administration to inform the tax payers where money is spent. Tuition increase will be tied to the costs of instructing students. The bill, which passed the state Assembly on a 70-75 vote last March, will be released early in the upcoming legislative session. Tuition has risen 118% since 1980. Students who will graduate this year have seen their tuition increase almost 50% since they were freshman, according to Smith. Ranger Thursday, Dec. 8,1988 5 Conference exposes problems between U.S., Canada by Kelly McKissick News Editor Nearly everyone thinks that the United States and Canada have been the best of friends since the beginning of history in North America. There are no refugees crossing the border from Canada to the U.S. in the middle of the night, or vice versa. What could be wrong with the relationship they have? Plenty, according to Todd Nommensen, a sociology major and Wingspread Fellow who recently attended a conference on "The U.S. and Canada: The Linkages of the States and Provinces." He found that he had much to learn about the relationships between the U.S. and Canada. "I never really thought too much about it, but as the conference progressed, they talked about how it was hard to get policies and things such as trading arrangements approved between the United Todd Nommensen States government and the Canadian government because of all the bureaucratic red tape. It was much easier to get things worked out between the states and provinces," he said. Nommensen said that provinces have more power than states do, so they are able to accomplish more without their federal government intervention that the states can. "So far, some of the things the states and provinces have done on their own are to establish trade between New York state and Quebec and organize the conferences of New England Governors and the eastern Canadian premiers," he stated. They discuss topics of mutual concern, such as acid rain, trade agreements and the pollution of the Great Lakes. They have even gone so far as to use reports from one country on these topics for presentations in another country. "I feel it was a real learning experience, because I never thought there was so much red tape between the U.S. and Canada. I think many things were solved at the conference because a lot of new information was ob- "Peppermint Bear" performance Limited tickets are available for Parkside's annual children's Christmas theatre performance of "Peppermint Bear" in December. "What's It All About Elfie?" will be staged by UW-Parkside dramatic arts students and faculty. The play revolves around the humorous antics of Peppermint Bear's Christmas elves as they prepare for an elf convention. Tickets are available for the 9 am and 11 am breakfast/ theatre session on Saturday, Dec. 17 and the two brunch/theatre sessions at noon on Sundays, Dec. 11 and Dec. 18. Breakfast/theatre tickets are $7 for adults and $6 for children under 12. Brunch- /theatre tickets are $8 for adults and $7 for children under 12. The sessions will be held in Parkside's Union Dining Room. Following all performances, cast members will mingle with the children, sign autographs and distrib- EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC... provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quality typesetting and disc storage capacity, which enables the customer to put their resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve and adjust to each specific company. Term papers and dissertations according to the APA guidelines. Located at 245 Main Street in Downtown Racine. Call 637-1997 for more details. We are here to make you look good!!! X-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS In The Parltside Rec Center WATCH FOR THE WHITE STUFF tained by both countries," he said. Nommensen said that throughout the conference, he had to make sure of the perspective taken by each of the speakers, whether they represented a federal government or a state or provincial government. He said a large number of those present were Canadians. "The premier of the province of Manitoba even came down to speak, so that was pretty exciting," he explained. He thinks that the conference will improve relations between Canada and the U.S. because "the more communication that does take place, the better everything will be. One point they made at the conference was that the faster they can talk about issues, the quicker they will be resolved. It is also easier to solve the problem at the state-province level than at the government level." ute balloons. The performance is one of several stories in the serialized Christmas musical performed throughout the country. The "Peppermint Bear Series" is written by Michael Snider, a fine arts lecturer at Parkside. 'ARKSIDE UNION AND THE UNION RECREATION CENTER tEUUi Association of College Unions-International RECREATION TOURNAMENTS ELIGIBILITY 1) Each student participating must be enrolled for a minimumof 3 credits and must maintain at least a 2.0 GPA. 2) All participants must have completed at least 3 credits prior to the regional tournament unless it is the student's first semester enrolled. 3) Graduate students must be full-time students as determined by their program. 4) Eligibility is determined by the registrar's office. Note: Tournaments will be held subject to the number of tournament entries. Register in the recreation center today. All entries must be received and paid in full prior to day of scheduled event. Campus Qualification Tournament winners will advance to the ACU-I Regional Tournament hosted by US-Stout on February 17-18,1989. TABLE SOCCER Open Doubles Division Date: Saturday, January 28, 1989 Time: 11:00 a.m. Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00 per participant © © w TABLE TENNIS Men's and Women's Singles Divisions Date: Thursday, January 26,1989 Time: 6:00 p.m. Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00 per participant f BILLIARDS Men's and Women's Divisions. Single 8-ball Double elimination - Billiard Congress of America Rules Date: Thursday, January 26,1989 Finals: Saturday, January 28, 1989 (if necessary) Time: 1:00 p.m. Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.50 per participant 301 DARTS Open Division Double Elimination Darts: Saturday,Janaury 28,1989 Time: 12:00 noon Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00 per participant BOWLING Men and women bowlers will bowl 6 games, and the top man and woman bowlers will advance to the regional tournament. Date: Friday, December 9, 1988 (1 - 6 game block) Time: 2:00 p.m. Location: Recreation Center - Union Lower level Cost: $3.50 per bowler ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONS-INTERNATIONAL ACTIVITYNAMEADDRESS: PHONE NUMBER: - ACADEMIC STATUS: FULL-TIME STUDENTYEAR IN SCH00Ll_ STUDENT I.D. ft - - MALL FEMALL PART-TIME STUDENTENTRY FEE AMOUNT S_ MAJ0R: _ SIGNATURL ,Bon t " w,n be e,i3lble ,or Regional 8 Tournament at UW-Stout in February, 1989. Tournaments will be held subject to the number of tournament entries. Ail entries must be received 1 day prior to scheduled tournaments). All tournaments will be held at the Parkside Recreation Center. Entry forms available at Parkside Recreation Center. 6 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger Father Mark by Kelly McKissick News Editor There's nothing like diving right into your career. Father Mark Gotvald knows the experience all too well. He was ordained as a priest in May this year, so all of his experiences are brand new to him. "I'm getting a lot of hands-on experience, flying by the seat of my pants," he said. He was born in St. Cloud, Minnesota and was raised on a dairy farm. He went to St. Cloud State University for three years and then decided he wanted to try out the priesthood. He went to St. John's College as a senior and lived in the seminary. Gotvald knew he did not want to stay in rural Minnesota, so he joined the Dominican Order of Preachers in Denver, Colorado, and served a type of internship there. He also spent four years in St. Louis, Missouri, at the Aquinas Institute of Theology. He and three other priests moved to Milwaukee this year. "I'm learning about the problems of a homeowner," he said. "It's a lot of newness, a newly-ordained priest, new city, new job, everything." Gotvald is on the Parkside and Carthage campuses on into Job Father Mark Gotvald Wednesdays and Sundays, and is the Archdiocesean Director of Young Adult Ministry over a ten-county area. He explained the Young Adult Ministry is geared toward people ages 18-35. "Once people get confirmed, they tend to drift away from the church," he said. "We're trying to get groups going to parishes for people that age with activities, retreats, dedicational services, and so on." Gotvald said his main job at Parkside is serving as advisor to the Catholic Student Club. The club is currently running a video series by Richard BcBrian, "What is Catholicism?" An Advent celebration is planned for Wednesday, Nov. 30, in Molinaro 109. "Next semester, I hope to be organized and experienced enough to plan a trip to a Bucks game, go cross-country skiing, go see a movie or have a dinner together for the students," Gotvald said. He commented that the job can be overwhelming at times. "It is a good challenge. It looked like a plum of a job when I was applying for it. I have to try to balance all three jobs; it's a position-anda- half that I have to make into one position. For a newly- ordained priest, that's quite an accomplishment. I'm putting in a lot of 50-hour weeks," he said. Gotvald explained that it is difficult to get out and meet students at a commuter campus like Parkside. He said he is using the Catholic Student Club "as an avenue" to meet other students. "This semester, I'm just being visible, marketing myself," Gotvald said. He is available at the Catholic Student Club meetings and Wednesday afternoons and evenings for appointments. Classifieds FOR SALE FOR SALE: Lighted Beer Signs $3-10 each. Decorate dorm or rec room. Perfect Christmas gift. Phone Jim at 654-7577 after 4 pm. HELP WANTED UNIQUE POSITION FOR YOUNG MARRIED COUPLE - Live free on our 20-acre farm property plus $400 salary a month for light duties. Wife's duties include normal housecleaning, light cooking, etc. (ho more than about 4 hours a day - very infrequent weekend work). Wife may be parttime student, depending on the hours. 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Although they have been performing for almost 15 years, "we've only been working at it for the last seven or eight," Joe explained. This group labels their music as simply "pop". "I don't like to explain it further, I like for people to decide fo themselves what it is," explained Mike, the big brother of the band. "We do a lot of our own material," added Mike. But when the foursome first started out, they had to play a majority of material from other artists. This diverse band plays ten instruments, including: bass, piano, tenor sax, clarinet, flute, guitar, synthesizer, alto sax, clarinet, trumpet, percussion and drums. The band currently has four videos and two records out. Another album should be released in January or February. Lyrics such as: "making love is easy, but the loving is ation for Campus Activities (NACA) for "Contemporary Artists" three years running and for "Entertainer of the Year." They shared nominations for the 1987 CEA with the "Bangles" and the "Del Fuegas." They have performed near- "Caruso" members: Rob, Joe and Mike hard" and "growing up is aging you/an image of youth- /shattered on the floor/you're standing in the mirror/but there's no reflection" illustrate the thought that goes into them. "Caruso" has been nominated by the National Associly 2,000 shows, opening for Joan Jett, John Cafferty, Rick Springfield and UB40. They also opened for Corey Hart in 1987. Corey Hart received a bad review for his performance, while "Caruso's" review was excellent. They also worked with Dr. Ruth. "She was the most fun of all," Rob concluded. "Caruso" has been granted a showcase by NACA in February. Representatives from colleges around the country will be present to book shows for their schools. 300 acts applied, but only 25 were accepted. "I would suggest anybody coming to the Parkside show be ready to get involved," commented Mike. "Every show we do is different; we have quite a bit of personality in the show," Mike further commented. The band likes to get people from the audience on stage. "We try to draw members of the audience into the show," added Mike. Mike had a closing comment as to what his aspirations for the future are. He wants to "play a benefit to get John Denver a one way ticket to the moon. Any Parkside student who wishes to support this better show up at the dance." Opening up for "Caruso" on the December 9 dance will be the 1988 winner of Battle of the Bands; "Playhouse.' Doors will open at 8, with "Playhouse" performing from 8:30-9:30. Take a break from studying, writing papers and worrying about finals to shake it up with "Caruso' and "Playhouse". The best has been saved for the last. SCS Christmas party The Student Community Service (SCS) Program will recognize all college student volunteers enrolled with the SCS Program. The event will take place Thursday, Dec. 15 from 3-5 p.m. in the Chancellor's area, third floor of WLLC. The volunteer supervisors, specific Parkside staff, Kenosha Voluntary Action Center (KVAC) Board of Directors, SCS Advisory Council and the KVAC staff are also invited. Musical entertainment, a photo display, refreshments and appreciation gifts will be shared with the volunteers attending. RSVP is requested before Dec. 12 by calling 553- 2200 or 657-4554. Help someone Do you have supervisory skills? Can you communicate well with others? Become a sheltered workshop volunteer assistant for the Kenosha Achievement Center, 1218 79th St. Serve the functionally disabled citizens by being their helper and friend. Days and hours are flexible to meet your class schedule. Drop by Union 209 or call 553-2200 to discuss details. Enter the Zenith Data Systems MASTERS of INNOVATION COMPETITION Win a $5,000* Zenith Computer System. We're searching for tommorrow's innovators. 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I've made a lot of new friends and my life has changed dramatically. For example, I'm back in school now and doing well. But I'm lonely for my family. Some ot them are also addicted and are in various stages of denial. What can I say to help them get over the shame and fear of asking for professional help? You are probably the best example of how a person can turn their life around when they aren't ashamed to ask for professional help. I would urge you not to be modest when it comes to pointing out to your family the significant steps you've taken toward recovery and the positive things you've experienced as a result of y our efforts- Several new groups have been meeting on campus, there are sessions for alcohol and drug abusers as well as those who come from families with a history of alcohol and drug abuse. These groups could provided you with ideas on how to approach your family and provide the supportive environment you need during this period of your life. Student Health Services (MOLN D-115) has the dates/times/room location of these meetings. Keep ud your efforts. * F Since you asked... The Counselor's Corner There are those of us who get a grip on being depressed when it occurs and overrule it; there are those who make a good attempt at overcoming it but just can't seem to rid themselves of it no matter what they do; and there are no^hing but let depression rule their thoughts and behavior and remain miserable. A new study just published reinforces the idea of distracting ourselves from depressing thoughts as one means of lightening up (or "chilling out" as a friend of mine says). The research implies that if we could more readily distract ourselves from our negative thoughts, through either social, physical, or mental activity, we would be in better shape emotionally; the majority of people handle their occasional depresing thoughts in these ways. on the other hand, some people continually dwell on what s troubling them, which in turn gets them down even more, which prompts more depresing thoughts, and the vicious cycle continues. Depression is a very serious problem and the observations m this column are not meant to suggest that it is easily overcome. But obviously the majority of us who get depressed from time to time do cope effectively with it and probably by just as many means as there are people who overcome it. * H . Th°se, wh0 have to work harder at it shouldn't sit idlv by. Make a commitment to yourself to work at overcomto £r°ifsslonfls on camPus (the Counseling Office, WLLC D-175, would be a good place to start) and in the community are waiting to hear from you. by Stu Rubner by Stu Rubner SIASONALBTOPICATIONS °N WHAT SEEMS A Depression. We're all subject to it now and then. Things don t go the way we want them to; we don't think we're getting the attention we deserve; we're uncertain about what our future holds; we're not living up to our self-expectations. For students there's even more to cope with: starting a new semester, assignments, mid-terms and finals, research papers. The list of reasons for why we get depressed seems endless. But you read and hear more about depression during this holiday season than at any other time of the year. Maybe it has something to do with the year coming to a close and a feeling that time seems to be passing so quickly; for sure the press of schoolwork is a factor for students; or maybe it's difficult for those who want to be involved with others, but don't seem to have a lot of friends and are therefore excluded, to see all the celebrating that goes on. Whatever the reason there are two things you must remember: first, no one goes through life without getting depressed once in a while (anyone who says they never get depressed simply isn't telling the truth); second, if you can't shake the depression, get professional help! Some people handle depression better than others. Classifieds Classifieds, from page 6 SUN - I grow, flourishing under your radiance. Your fire is the energy of my soul and the essence of my life. - Tree NEW RELEASE from Paramount Pictures: "Norm's Sex Life" -Rated "G." PAULI -ARE you the scum on my tub? 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RYE: SEX is what you have in a one night stand, but more is needed in a relationship. GIDGET - Ya liked the hot dog - next time I'll hold the mayo. RYE- MARRIAGE is only a title. BRIAN - let's play condom games - Psycho MICHELLE - GIVE us the weather report. MR. M of M&M- Question: How exactly does a mouth froth? signed, a concerned M&M fan. EXECUTIVE VIEW • Does the Ranger Office qualify as a Candy Store? JEFF R. - YOUR friends are dropping like flys now that your going out with that can of RAID! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our friend Teen or Maleo. Love S&K. JACK WAS pushed cuz Jill couldn't handle a well-rounded meal! Editor's Note: Remember, classified forms must be completed in full to be published. Club Events PSI/CHI PSYCHOLOGY CLUB The Psi/Chi Psychology Club was established to promote and stimulate students in the field of psychology and to maintain the advancement of the science of psychology. The club provides a Graduate Records Exam (GRE) workshop, sponsors speakers on campus, publishes psychology handbooks for the Parkside Psychology Department and takes field trips. The club will be holding a meeting Wednesday, Dec. 14 from 1-2 p.m. in the Honors Lounge (Moln. D113). Volunteer opportunities, including the new peer counseling program, will be discussed with a party afterwards. Bring you favorite Christmas snacks! There will also be a Behavioral Science Christmas party on Thursday, Dec. 15 from 1-2 p.m. in the Faculty Lounge (Moln. 111). Come socialize with your friends and faculty. On Sunday, Dec. 11 at 6:30 p.m. Psi/chi and the Sociology Club are sponsoring a joint party. Come join us at Oh! Flannery's and meet some new friends. GEOLOGY CLUB Dr. Allan Schneider of the Parkside Geology Department will speak on "Some Active Glaciers of Western North America" on Friday, Dec. 9 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Schneider will illustrate glacial processes and features by means of slides. The talk is free and open to all. RHA The Residency Hall Association is hosting its annual Christmas party for hall residents on Thursday, Dec. 15 at 8:30 p.m. in the Core Building. A massage program is planned for Monday, Dec. 19 at 9:30 and finals treats for Wednesday, Dec. 21. <$• ^ JP A! ^ £ J" ^ THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 UNION SQUARE - NOON FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75®, Sl.OO & $1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES • SPECIAL $2.19 SPAGHETTI OR LASAGNA DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION GROWTH ... CHALLENGE ... OPPORTUNITY December and June Graduate Nurses are invited to join the Aurora Health Care System as a new professional in one of our two major acute care facilities, Sinai Samaritan Medical Center or St. Luke's Medical Center. 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Oklahoma Avenue Milwaukee, WI (414) 649-6378 10 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger - Parkside Basketball League STANDINGS & RESULTS - 12/01/88 TEAM 1 9 8 7 3 6 5 4 2 UTFO License to III LA DreamTeam Cavaliers Dollar Bill & Co Emer's Dreamers Czar's Starz Supersonics Last Place W 7 6 5 4 3 3 2 1 0 L 0 0 1 3 4 4 5 6 8 PF 512 460 518 434 402 450 418 320 450 PA 386 424 288 418 422 458 484 466 618 GB .5 1.5 3 4 4 6 7.5 Tuesday Last Place 22-34 Supersonics 38-30 LAST WEEK Thursday 56 68 UTFO Starz Last Place Dreamers 30-20 26-36 40-32 28-26 50 62 72 54 License/Ill Cavaliers Dollar Bill Cavaliers 30-32 28-30 28-30 30-36 58 66 62 58 Dream Tearn 50-52 102 Dollar Bill 16-24 40 BYE: Emer's Dreamers Dream Tearn 44-58 102 Supersonics 20-14 34 License/Ill 40-42(18) 100 3 Starz 50-32(16) 98 OT BYE: LA Dr eam Team Grapplers Whitewater Invite Wrestlers, from page 12 by virtue of a 5-4 victory over Marquette's Mike Pasdo at 126 lbs. In his first three matches, Demerath pinned his opponents in a cumulative time of 8 minutes and 37 seconds, earning him the Pinner's Trophy for the tournament. He was also runner-up for the Outstanding Wrestler Award. Sophomore Tim Whiting captured the second jewel of the Ranger crown in the 142 lb. division by winning four matches, including a 7-1 drubbing of UW-Whitewater's Rick Straub in the championship, the third Warhawk Whiting would defeat on the day. Ted Price walked through the 167 lb. class, scoring 27 takedowns to his four opponents zero, in getting a third Ranger championship. Two of his matches were stopped by technical fall (Price reached a fifteen point lead in both) and two others were major decisions. For the title, he defeated teammate Rob Fox, a freshman, by a 13-5 score. BOLD & BEAUTIFUL tMasculine rings of exceptional qualify at very sensible prices. Buy one for yourself. \bu deserve it. See our entire selection. We Have A Large'Selection Of All Types Holiday Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9:30-8:30 Sat. 9:30-5:30. Sun. 12-4 The best selection, service and price ... that's promis. sA'w HERBERT S Jewelers 697-0300 Pershing Plaza CHEER LEADER. Enjoy the game with the beer that's been rooting] home team. Reach Forlhe Best Old Style. Fox was 3-0 on the day before falling to the champion, Price, in an all-Ranger final. The Ranger's fourth gold medal was won by Mark Hemauer, a junior, at the 177 lb. class. He cruised through four matches without a serious challenge, and caputred the title with a 12-7 decision over Scott Donaldson of Carroll College. His earlier matches included a first period pin, and a technical fall at 2:05. John Karl, a 150 lb. junior, came close to getting the Ranger's a fifth championship, but lost a 4-3 decision to Mark Shuda of UW-LaCrosse in the finals. Shuda scored a winning takedown in the final seconds to deny Karl's bid for a fourth victory on the day. Two Rangers took consolation championships with Kevin Tremelling at heavyweight and Scott Wessley at 190 lb. Wessley, a freshman, was 4-1 on the day, suffering a semi-final loss to Joe Flegan of Marquette. Two of Wessley's wins were by pin, including one over Todd Campbell of Maransntha Bible College in the thirdplace match. Tremelling,a sophomore, was 5-1 with his only loss coming on a 1-0 heart breaker to Randy Meyers of UW-Whitewater. During the tourney, Tremelling scored 16 takedowns without giving up any. Steve Kimpel finished fourth at 158 lbs. with a 5-2 record for the day. Steve Rohrer and Mike Ekert also wrestled for Parkside, but did not place. Ekert, a freshman, went 1-2 for the afternoon, while Rohrer was forced to withdraw from competition after suffering a shoulder injury. Up until that point Rohrer had not given up a point during the tournament, getting two pins and taking a 7-0 lead before suffering the injury. It is not known the extent of his injury at this time. Coach Koch was obviously pleased with his team's performance at the meet, "We wrestled with outstanding intensity throughout the tournament today. We took eighty percent of our matches today, which is really an accomplishment." When asked about this year's early success, Koch pointed to Bob Gruner and Todd Yde, both former wrestlers who are helping coach the squad, ' 'Bob was a national champion and a five-time Ail-American, and Todd was a three-time All-American. They know what it takes to win, and they make sure that our team is ready for competition." The wrestlers will again take to the mat this weekend at home in the 7th annual Wisconsin Collegiate Championships in the Parkside Sport Center starting on Saturday at 9:30 a.m. EXTRA! EXTRA!] Ranger Thursday, Pec. 8, 1988 1V •[Jan ftea -Xruts NEW DOMINO'S PAN PIZZA! THE NOID" CRUSHED BY THE NEWS (DP) The NOID panicked. (bonking himself onihe head with a pan!) when he heard thai Domino's now delivers pan pizza. 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Silenzi had 3 assists and another freshman prospect Mike Parrish had 4 assists. Parkside scored 61 goals on 297 shots with 149 corner kicks and 75 goalie saves. The opponents scored 17 goals on 120 shots with 51 corners and 151 saves. Greg Peters game. Litton was 13-3-5 with 65 saves and a goals against average of .683. Meadow was 0-1-0 with nine saves and a 2.00 goals against average. This year's top ten point leaders were (in descending order) Hansen (36), Lee (28), Peters (22), Chomko (21), freshman Maurizio Silenzi (15), Hung Ly and defenseman Bogdan Szafraniec (12), defenseman Bryan O'Malley (11), freshman John Luna (9), and defenseman Mike Baldwin (8). Hansen scored 12 goals, Lee scored 10 and Peters scored 9. Chomko, Ly, Szafraniec, O'Malley and Baldwin scored Lady Rangers ret by Vickie Pundsack After suffering two tough losses, the Lady Rangers left for Stevens Point with a record of 3-2 and returned home with a record of 4-2. Last weekend the ladies learned that mental attitude and enthusiasm plays an important role in the game. At Point, they displayed all of these skills. Their physical and mental concentration was very vibrant in gaining a victory over Stevens Point by a score of 64-55. The first half of the game was evenly balanced as both Parkside and Stevens Point scored 26 first-half points. The statistics looked pretty mulch the same for both teams. Their field goal percentages were .333%, making 10 out of 30 shots. Parkside was led by sophomore, Brenda VanCuick scoring 7 points and pulling down 6 rebounds and Freshman, Diana Weitzel with 7 points and 5 rebounds. Extra determination helped the Rangers in the second half. Parkside pulled away when 6' senior Sue Maass began taking charge, creating a fire that became very contagious for the Lady Rangers. Sue was high scorer with 19 I roup for win points, pulling down 7 rebounds and blocking 5 of Stevens Point's attempted shots. Senior, Susie Brugioni assist-*' ed with 16 points, while senior, Julie Slaats dominated the boards with a total of 10 rebounds. It was a well-played game that was very team oriented. All players took their turn at being in the "spot light". The field goal percentage for the second half was a key factor in this win. Parkside shot .548% for the second half," while holding Stevens Point to a mere .406%. Parkside's defense was very successful in stopping Point's offense from scoring off their rebounds, allowing themselves to. attempt as many shots as Stevens Point. Only, the Rangers dropped more attempts in than Point did. This game could serve as a stepping stone for the Rangers. Pulling out a win in the second half while playing an evenly matched team shows great concentration* and the ability to defeat all when having the right attitude. The Lady Rangers next home game is tonight, Thursday, December 8, here in the Parkside fieldhouse. IBM wants to send you some holiday cheer with a big break on the IBM® Personal System/2.® Buy one now, and get 40% off with your student discount. So stop in to see us. We'll show you how the IBM PS/2® can help you organize your notes, write (and endlessly revise...) all your pa> pers, produce high-quality graphics to make all your work look sharper, and more. < Now that's something to celebrate. Christmas Special: Model 30-286 Contact: Carmen Montecinos at the Microcomputer Center (D-l level, WLLQ. The 1988 Parkside soccer season ended abruptly before the area playoffs-for the first time in many years. The Rangers ended with a 13-4-5 record. Even though they lost in the district finals, the Rangers had the best team in the district and quite possibly : in the area. The Rangers filled seven of ; the thirteen spots in the NAIA all-district selection. Mike Baldwin and Brian Maher were two of the four selections on the defensive side. Mike Lee and Jim Chomko were two of the four midfielders chosen and Jens Hansen and Greg Peters were two of the four forwards selected. Mark Litton was the only goalkeeper selected and Rick Kilps was named the coach of the year. The Rangers also had two players selected in the Wisconsin Independent Soccer League (WISL includes many NCAA Division I teams). Jens Hansen was one of the three forward selections and Mike Baldwin was one of the three defense selections. The defense played very well this year. In fact three of the four team records are of a defensive nature; fourteen shut-outs in a season (10; 1982, 87), least goals allowed in a season (17) (19; 1982), and least goals allowed (per game average) .77 (.863; 1980). The last team record is most ties in a season (5) (4; 1978). The offense, while their was plenty of- individual talent, lacked team effort. Prkside's inability to make their shots count, ended their streak to the area playoffs. Parkside took 297 shots and scored 61 of t hem (only 21%). Individually the Rangers are awesome. This years Ranger team had three of the four point leaders Parkside has ever had. Jens Hansen has 80 career points as a sophomore and is only 14 points behind the all time leader. Senior Greg Peters holds third place with 76 points and junior Mike Lee hold fourth with 74 points. Jim Chomko and Hung Ly are eighth and thirteenth respectively. Junior Jim Chomko is the Ranger career assist leader. He is tied with Wayne Adema (1983-86) with 32 assists. Lee, Peters, Hansen, and sophomore Ly are fourth (tie), seventh, thirteenth (tie), and eighteenth respectively. Jens Hansen leads the career goals category with 32 goals. Peters, Lee, Ly, and Chomko hold third, fifth, twelfth, and thirteenth place respectively. Hansen is also tied for most assits in a game with four. Senior Mark Litton recorded the most shut-outs in a season with fourteen. Litton and freshman Joel Meadow combined for the lowest goals against average with .773 per 42 Thursday, Dec. 8, 1988 Ranger u(m -m* s®-.m Rangers play Jekyll & by Bill Topp v and Jeff Lewis The Parkside Ranger basketball team showed two entirely different looks in last week's action, a 63-48 v ictory over St. Joseph's College of Indiana on Tuesday, and a 68- 57 loss at the hands of Ferris State on Thursday. The difference in performance was simple, and could have been spelled out by any number of the grade school kids in attendence. No need for a Bobby Knight, Denny Crum, or Dean Smith to figure this one out. In the first game, Parkside made the majority of their shots, in the second game, they didn't. Against St. Joe's, The Rangers used the strong inside work of Greg Nash and Richard Delk, along with the marksmanship of Andy Schmidtmann, to jump out to a 43-27 halftime lead. Nash, a 6'2" guard, helped Delk hold off the taller St. Joe's front- Rod Whittier line, led by 6'8" Chris Brown and 6'7" Tim Strundna. Nash collected 14 of his 16 and Delk 11 of his 13 points in the first half. The duo also led the team with 9 boards apiece. Parkside outrebounded St. Joe's 28-26 and shot a healthy 54% from the floor, including 62% in the first tenure. Smitty also found the bottom of the net early and often, scoring 12 of his game-high 19 points before the break. The big lead let the Rangers work on their halfcourt, stall-type offense, using most of the 45 second shot clock on virtually every posession and cruised to the "W". The game marked the home debut of jr. guard Rod Whittier, coming back from a severe ankle injury in early season practice. Eight assists and only two turnovers in 34 minutes of play showed, the injury didn't slow the lightning- quick, little big man. Thursday's game was a different story. This game was not as close as the score would indicate, as the 11 point loss seemed alot worse. The Ranger fans should have been given a box of no-doz and a pot of coffee. Actually, there were a few bright spots. Greg Nash played a solid, all-around game totaling a game high 22 points to go with 7 rebounds and 3 assists. Center Rich Delk had his normal workman type performance, scoring 13 points and snareing 11 boards. These two could not overcome the rest of the squads dismal 38% field goal shooting. The Ranger's designated bombers (Whittier, Steve Jer- Friday, Dec. 9th PAB Presents FALL SEMESTER FINALE THE — BROTHERS DANCE UNION SQUARE, 8:00 p.m Students with ID $2.00 Guests 18 and up $3.00 OPENING ACT PLAYHOUSE Winner of 1988 Battle of the Bands 'Smitty" hit for 19 in win rick, and Schmidtman) shot a combined 5 for 28, a feeble 17.8%. Meanwhile, Ferris State had 4 different players in double figures lad by Marcus Kennedy's 14, six of them coming on exciting dunks which highlighted an otherwise boring game. The Rangers, 1-4, played St. Norbert's Wednesday, and take on Wayne State of Minnesota tonight at 7:30 in the Parkside Sport Center. Come to the game and "Say yes" to Ranger basketball. Wrestlers dominate Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team crowned four champions and placed five others to win the UW-White water Warhawk Invitational this past Saturday. Eleven Rangers compiled a 39-9 record in competition with sixteen other schools to run away with the team title. Parkside scored 106.25 points, followed by Marquette with 64.25, UW-White water with 56.5, UW-Stevens Point 47, UW-LaCrosse 40.25, and Carthage 36.75. The 42 point margin of victory for the Rangers was the largest in the 16 year history of the meet. Arthur Demerath claimed Parkside's first championship See Wrestlers, page 10 Wrestlers to host collegiate tourney Special to the Ranger On Saturday, December 10th, Parkside will host the 17th annual Wisconsin Collegiate Wrestling Championship at the PE Center. Wrestling will start at 9:30 a.m. with the semi-finals set for approximately 2:00 p.m., and the finals at 6:30 p.m. There will be some 150 wrestlers representing 15 schools in the competition. An admission of $2.50 covers the entire day of wrestling. The meet, annually one of the top wrestling competitions in the state, will feature several All-Americans pitted in fierce competition. While no team scores will be kept, Parkside should be one of the favorites to collect their share of medals and trophies. Ted Price and Mark Hemauer (at 167 and 177 lbs. respectively) will both return to defend the titles they captured last year. Other Ranger wrestlers with aspirations of gold include Arthur Demerath (126 lbs.) Dennis DuChene (134), Tim Whiting (142), John Karl (150), Steve Kimpel (158), Rob Fox (167), Scott Wessley (190), and Kevin Tremelling (heavyweight). The Rangers will warm up for the tournament by hosting UW-LaCrosse in a dual meet on Friday afternoon. The meet is set to begin at 3:00 p.m. in the PE Center. The Rangers currently have a streak of 32 dual meet victories over Wisconsin opponents in tact, a streak which began in 1982. Come out and support the Ranger wrestlers this weekend. The 1988-89 Ranger Wrestlers Cheerleaders take 2nd by Jeff Lemmermann The Ranger cheering squad travelled to Stevens Point last weekend to take part in the Pointer's Cheer Clinic- /Competition. Twenty-five teams from Minnesota and Check Into Your Future... 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Included in the Ranger performance were dance routines to "Wipeout" and "Wham Rap", and three cheers. Coach Candy Issetts was impressed by the Ranger showing, "The girls really worked hard to get ready for this. Needless to say, they did a very good job." Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 13, December 8, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. System President visits campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document In a question/answer meet- ing with Kenneth "Buzz" Shllw.president of the Uni- versity of Wisconsin System, student leader's of the Park- sideStudent Government As- sociation (PSGA) and the Rangerwere afforded the op- portunity to ask a few ques- uons. Themeeting on Wednesday. Dec. 7 opened with a brief, dissertation from Shaw which began: "Before you walk out ofhere. you will be convinced that you will be very, very ssd if you don't have high tui- tion." Shaw's statement was in reference to' the dramatic increases in tuition (double- digit percentage increases) that have been budgeted for the next biennium by the Board of Regents. Those stu- dents in attendance at· the meeting were not convinced. Shaw said the majority of tIIlr proposed budget in- creases appear in the form of compensation for faculty. "In order for us to be competi- ti¥e, we have to make up what has been lost over the past few years," he said. Shawexplained that the UW System is "making no value statements that we're better than (any other system) or Viceversa," but pointed out the fact that It the UW Sys- tem does not remain competi- tive In its salaries, they will loseInstructors. Kenneth Shaw The faculty catch-up plan is going to be felt by students because although it appears as a line item funded only by a third of tuition monies, lt is a costiy item. Shaw said, "I think it has been made clear to the State Legisiature that if we do not get a competitive pay plan, we will fail be- hind." In addition to the compen- sation pay plan, Shaw said the System has been "overly frugal" in the areas of sup- plies and equipment in previ- ous budgets, He said he could easily justify increases of $40 million or more to catch up in those areas. Shaw feels that over the next ten years, the ,System budget will need in- creases in all areas. "Salary catch-Up alone will be dltt!- Thursday, Dec. 15, 1SSS 14 Parkside's wish list ALL I WANT FOR CHRIST· MAS IS ... Craig Simpkins. freshman: "I want to get my Twinkle stinky." Banta.'8 reply: Rumor has it your Twinkie already is stinky! Ross Pettit, sophomore ... plus: "To be stricken with a severe' case of good attitude." Santa says: SOTTy, Ross. Will you settle for another camelhair sports jacket with matching undies'! Doug McEvoy, junior: "Good enough grades to be able to come back next semester. Oh, and a major, too. Santa says: Well, maybe - if you're luckyo Jody Pe1rykowski, senlor: "Corby Anderson." Santa says, Shazaam •.. he's yours! that he hoped the audience John Kehoe, sophomore: was there "to show the uni- Time. versity, the state, and per- Santa says: No. haps even the nation that this Scott Singer, freshman: university community will not "Kehoe's big gangster hat!" I--tolerateracism." '- ...;..;;,_;... ..1 McGinnis said he hoped people were not at the rally to prove they aren't racists or' because of peer pressure from friends. He explained that he hopes people weren't there •'because racism has become fashionable. I know' from an experience in Madi- son that after outbursts of racism, it has become pretty cool to start talking about racism. It's an in thing. but Jater on it becomes worn out, overplayed, kind of like a hit song. When something better comes along, we move on with our business." Don Parker, Unlted Council' Minority Affairs director. be- lieves that in order to make improvements, t~e comrnu- See Rally, page 5 by JOD Hearron and Laura Pestka Jenny Carr, former Ranger editor, once wrote. "Anyone who has seen the Christmas tree in the Ranger office can easily uhderstand why Santa would chose this spot to stop and check on all the good boys and girls at Parkside." It's that time of year again, and Santa has made his annu- al stop at the Ranger office. Similar to the past few years, Santa forgot to take his list with him when he left. Seeing as the jolly, red-clad fellow has to be nearing the age of 2000, you can't knock him. Anyway, the following are a few excerpts from the Park- side Christmas want list and Santa's notes that were left behind, PSGA's .anti-racism rally a success by KeWe PaccagneUa Students, staff, faculty, and distinguished guests gathered at Parkslde for a rally &gaInstracism on Dec. 7. The rally, organized by Minority Affairs Actions Council, was designed io make students better, aware of the problem Ofracism at Parkside. . The rally also encouraged f1g studentsand faculty to help ht against racism and WOrktowards a more produc- tive multiculture. "Sunny" Maty rk Hall, director of Minori- Action Council, welcomed and Introduced the speakers. Thelma Oerr, NAACP and Urb"" League director, was scheduled to speak but was ,unable to attend. In her ab- sence, Mark Hall asked Co- l'inne Owens, president of the Ralnce branch of the National Association for Advancement ,~Colored People to speak. \ j • ens. ·feels the UW system . tifui,ildo design .. ",NAACP pro- bz gram that will aid students on college campuses. Jay Lewandowski, presi- dent of Parkside Student Gov- emment Association, believes that the distribution of the racist literature has only made Parkside become a closer and stronger institu- tion. He, also believes that Parkslde's reaction to the lit- arature and the people who distributed it serves as an ex- ample that any other attempt to bring racism into Parkside will be looked down upon. "Because of them and their literature, lt is now well known that Parkside will not tolerate the cancer of racism in our commumity, in our society, and in our world." Lewandowski stated. Has racism become fash- ionable? Rob. ,McGinniS, United Council Shared Gover- ance director, hopes not. He feels theraily Is a positive ac: tton towards pushing racism out the .door. McGinnl", stated Saint Nick Santa's reply: What's the matter with my hatf Michelle Gail. freshman: HA blow-up doll of Barry Manilow!" Santa.8ays, Okay, Lola.. Todd Nommensen, senior: "A beautiful looking Chrlat· mas tree." Bill Horner, freshman: "A' Porsche 928 SE ... or, ate- maie - only prerequisites are that she walks. talks, breathes. and ... " Santa says, And WHAT1f John Grzegorczyk, senior ... 'plus: "A frontal lobotomy and an English·Russlan, Rus- slan-Engllsh dictionary." Santa says: Lobotomy, yes, dictionary, nyet. Debi Frltschow. junlor ... plus: "Mel Gibson." Kevin Zirkelbach, senlor: ·'A new brain with Duracell Gold-tip batteries." San.ta says, Batteries, yes, brain no. Tim Grygera, sophomore: ., A 1989 Ferrari Testerossa." Santa's reply: Settle for a VW Beetlef See santa, page 4 Inside••• Page 2... In place of an editorial ... Page 5... PSGA boasts productive year Page 8... Classlfleds Page 9••• Winter Carnival Is Coming! and the Counselor's Corner Page 14... Sports! Sports! Sports! " 2 Thursday, Dec. 15, 1988 Ranger l"'--ou_r_v_ie_w 1 In place of an editorial ••• Editor's Note: This is the last issue of the Ranger for 1988. As is tradition at this particular time of the year, final exams are about to 'commence. Due to the fact that the editor Is studying, there will be no editorial this week. In- .stead, from the editor's mail bag, a poem. Good luck on finals and happy holidays. A heart Is not a plaything, A heart Is not a toy. But If you want It broken, just giye it toa boy. They have to play with things to see what makes them run . and when it comes to kissing, they do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools; they wait until we give our hearts, and then they play it cool. You wonder where he is at night, you wonder if he's true. One minute you'll be happy, the next YOU'llbe blue. When you go to see him, your heart begins to dance. Your heart revolves around him. There's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, you worry day and nlght. You see, my friend, you're losing him. It never turns out right. Love Is fun, but It hurts too much, The price you pay Is high. If I had a choice of love or death, I think I'd rather die, When I say don't fall in love, YOU'llbe sorry before you're through, You see, my friend, r ought to know. I fell in love with you. My heart Is yours forever, I hope you understand I thought that when I gave my heart, I gave it to a man. King tapes to play at UW-P . MartIn Luther KIng Jr. will ing to what the quotes mean soon speak at the Union CIne· to them, 20 years later. ma, on video tape, that Is. A The Black Student Organl- MartIn Luther KIng Jr. cere- mony will be held on Wednes. zation (BSO) will be helping out by proViding music and day, Jan. 18 from 1-2 p.m. some of the speakers. Antho- with the theme, "Remember. His Dream." Parkside's 11- "ny Brown, the new director of brary bought the 15-minute the Educational Opportunity video tape for the opening Center, will give closing ..re- part of the ceremony. .marks. The ceremony Is' free and Mter the video, student open to everyone. Retresh- leaders will be' reading some ments will be served after the of King's quotes and respond. ceremony. Distributor of racist lit. responds Editor's Nate: Though the following letter did not meet the specifica- tions for a letter-to-the-editor (It was unsigned), we have chosen to publish it. The rea- son Is simple. This incident has received a great deal of media attention. In the jour- nallstic pursuit of presenting all sides of an issue. we deemd this letter worth pub. IIshing. It should be noted that the Ranger, in no way, supports racism or racist activities. To the Editor:· I am the person who re- cently distributed the lltera- ture of a racial nature at trw-e. 1 too" was shocked;' prima- 'rily by the reaction created by my (attempted) exercise of freedom of speech. An honest headiine for the Kenosha News would have been "RED GUARDS SET RALLY TO PROTEST THOUGHT CRIMES". In the Racine paper It should have been: "FUROR CREATED OVER . EXERCISE OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH AT UNIVERSITY" . I was quite bemused by the verse stating that the hand. outs were confiscated •'be- cause they were not from a registered student or commu- nity group". Does this remind you the Soviet Union where only "registered (puppet) churches" are allowed to con- duct activities? To re-assure the reading audience that it Is not freedom of speech that Chancellor Kaplan Is attack- Ing, It is restated; "A regis- tered group that meet uw requlremnts for leafleting would not be prohibited ... " Elaine Miller is more to the point when she said; "There Is no place for this ... In soci- ety". Is there any place in your society for the U.S. Con- stitution Elaine? I was not aware that the Constitution contained any re- quirements about registering the the UW system in order to exercise freedom of speech. All this- on' the setting -of a" university. For shame. I was educated to believe that unl- versities were public forums, with license to explore diver. gent views arid ideas In an at- mosphere free of dogmatic fanaticism. . Come now, the leaflets were confiscated because their content differed from the universities doctrinaire obsession on race. The dictionary defines a bigot as... "A person ... who Is intolerant of those who dif- fer with him". I accuse UW-P officials of being bigots. I recall the Soviet Union's notorious attempts to estab- IIsh Lysenko's theory of he- redity. and its condemnation of Mendel's teaching, as the only correct conclusions to be drawn from research on genetics. The present system llkewlse puts forward certain scientific and social doctrines as the only correct ones, and quite obviously expects them to receive general endorse. ment as such. Freedom. of In. quiry Is imperilled when any findings .or opinions are ele- vated, by the authoritative body, into the position of doc- trines. So now the studenls are planning a Red Guard-style protest rally. How many of the students protesllng on December 7 will have had the opportunity to read theIttera- ture for which they are pro- testing? Isn't It Ironic; stu- dents protesting against ideas they have not been allowed to consider for themselves. In the event of. a protest, it should be against university authorlltes for censorship. In a day and age when the rank- est pornographic filth can be purchased at nearly every corner store, It Is amazing to find that the topic of race is •'off Iimtts" ; SUbject to "though pollce" jurisdiction. "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech." EDITORIAL STAFF Jon 'Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Eaitor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor JohnKehoe PhotoEditor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ;;.;-< Circulation Manager John Marter ,. ;." Distribution Manager Curt Shircel ;> Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Sheila Buqalecki.Huben Carbajal, Dan Chiapetta. Tim Cook, David Debish, Michelle Gaal qeorge K.oenig, Mark Hall, Abu Hassein, David Heller, JIll J?n<;>VICZ Sharon. Krause, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKISSiCk, Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski Mike .Pic~zo ~cott Singe~ ""Bill. Topper, Rob Twardy, Daniel V~lh!1._.MIChelle VBn kontng~veld. Kellie Paccagnella, Vn:kle Pundsack, Jeff Reddick: Dawn Mailand. Rangeris written a~d edl1~d by students of UW·Par~side.who are solely responsible for its editorialpol!· cy and content. It IS publtshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaksandholi· days. letters to the editor Wilt. be accepted only if th.ey are typed. double-spaced and 350 words or ressAIl letters must be Signed. With a telephone number Included for veritication purposes Names WIll be With- held upon request. . Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- famatory. Deadlineforaliletlers.andclassifiedads.isMondayat 10 a m:forpublicanon Thursday. . . All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Parkside. Box 2000, Ke. nosha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553·2287 IEditonal)or 414/553·2295 (AdvertlS' 109). Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 14, December 15, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside's Kenosha Transit riders to pay more, fares rising Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, .Ian. 19, 1988 L.----'D~C9 ~1 n ') ~ u[H]~ QJJ[M!]~%7~[R1~~lf'\r(Q)[F W~~~(Q)[N]~~[N]D[Fl~[R1~~~[Q)~ Vol. ,c:.VII,No • 15 • UW-Parkside's Kenosha Transit riders to pay more, fares ris~ng by Kelly McKissick News Editor Kenosha college students whodepend on the Kenosha Transitfor their trips to and from Parkside will have to makea few adjustments in theirlives. EdwardJenkins, director of theKenosha Department of Transportation,said students willno longer be given "dtecount"bus fares. and tokens will no longer be used for Parksidestudents' fares. Student bus fares are 45 cents, and Jenkins said. "Normallythe student fares are for those up through grade 12. We allowed Park· sidestudents to take adan- !age ofthat fare but our fundingsourcesare drying up. We Will haveto charge (Parkside students)the adult fare." Theadult fare was raised tofill cents per ride on Jan. 3. IIonlhlyunlimited bus passes wereraised to $18. Jenkins saidParkside students will no longerbe allowed to use sing1e·ridetokens on the Kenoilia transit anymore because Of a dlscrepency among KenOShand Racine transit Iystemsand Parkside. He-expla[neKend that the tokens for osha and Racine look Bbnllar.so many times BaelnKenetokens were used for OShaTransit. "In the past, we could be Jofundedfor those mixed-up tokens,but that agreement no Promo video of Parkside released by Kelly McKissick News Editor Video tapes are definitely "in" these days. You can watch a movie, sweat to stay beautiful with Jane Fonda or learn about fly·flshing in front of the TV set. Colleges and universities across the country have been riding on the video wave to promote their facilities, and Parkside is not one to be left out of the game. The promotional video of the campus is approximately five minutes long. It was written, shot and edited Prof. Lee Van Dyke, chairman of the dramatic' arts department. The video was shot with campus equipment, starred Parkside students and had its musical score composed by a student as well. VanDyke said he approached Assistant Chancellor of Student Affairs G. Gary Grace with the idea of a video last summer. According to Van Dyke. Grace knew Parkside needed a promotional video but said there were no funds available to have one made. Van Dyke showed Grace that the video could be produced on campus, and the camera started rolling. Pieces of the video were shot during Aug. and Sept. on campus. Van Dyke used slldes of the campus to heip with the Imagery of the video, mlxing action and still shots. He also borrowed a fly.over shot of the campus from wtsconsin Bell, which recently produced a promotional video for Kenosha. The entire month of Oct. was spent editing. Van Dyke said, "Editing is the hardest The Kenosha buses will continue to drop-off and pick up Parksiders but at a higher price. ' longer stands," Jenkins sai~; "We're losing money now. Tokens are no longer sold on campus, but students who still have tokens wll1 be able to use them untll Feb. l. JenkinS does not want students to feel that they are being left out In the cold in this 'issue and encourages them to buy the montWy bus passes instead. -rr someone uses the pass twice a day, five days per week for one month, they are actually saving money over paymg 55 cents per ride," he said. "There is a discount feature there." MonWy unllmited ride passes are available at the Information Desk in the Union Bazaar." Access improvement near completion by Kellie Paccagnella With the handicap access imProvement project 70-80 percent completed, handicapped students and faculty WU1no longer be llmited to Wherethey can go at ParkSide. Biehn Construction, the firm responsible for the project, should complete the alterations within the next two Weeks. The handicap access ImProvementproject consists. of ProViding automatic door OPeners, altering the elevator COntrols, providing wheelchair lifts to Main Place, and ~terlng designated partltio,\s Tallent Hall and the Physl' Cal Education building. Financed by the State BUilding Commission, the . Project cost approxtmately '" ' . , . $139,500, according to Gary Goetz Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs. Although most of the construction was completed ov~r Christmas vacation, there IS un work to be finished. The ~~ntrols on the insides of the I tors will ·be lowered, so ~t~~:nts and faculty in wheelchairs can reach them. . the The shower stalls U1 . Physical Education bUlldmg will also be altered to accomodate the needs of the handicapped. Clean-up w,:,rk . the Tallent Hall bullding ~s et to be completed. soy far there has not been nse to the altera· f.ny s ~~e. Goetz enc':lUrages IOn e from handIcapped ~~~~~~:s and faculty concerning these improvements, photo by JOM KehOe Biehn workers install lin. Lee Van Dyke part of the job. TWs video reo quired lots of editing because you only see some images for 'a few seconds." A voice-ever technique was combined with the musical score for the soundtrack to the video. Van Dyke had to use equipment at Jones Intercable In Kenosha to accomplish the task. "We want people to watch the video and consider Parkside, to see what Is in UleLr own back yard," Van Dyke said. "I think It Is just a better start for an introduction to Parkstde, It Is better than having someone sit In fornt of you and tell you about the campus. This way you can see the campus whUe you learn about it.tt A spokesperson for Enroll· ment Services said 7~ copies of the video have been ordered. It was shown two days during registration last week In MaIn Place. The Video w1l1 be used at recruiting opportunities such as ortentattcn, open houses and recruitment fairs. Inside ..• Page 2••• Winter Camlval gives campus the "big chili." Page 4... News Briefs Page 5••• UltraViolet Plays Parkslde Page 7... Counselor's Comer: Annoying Professors Page 11... Sports! Sports! Sports! . , . . . . 2 Thursday, Jan. 19, 1989 Ranger IL-ie_tt_ers_Io_l_he_e_d_ilo_P_- _I IF/awed logic' to racist literature To the Editor: I would lU<eto address once more the racist literature distributed on campus last semester and respond to the anonymous letter to the editor to reveal the flawed logic Inherent In the arguments contained therein. I offer this perspective from the viewpoint called upon by the author and solicitor of the letter. on the "higher level of reason and rights" the author chooses to hlde behlnd as justification for hls "arguments." The author discusses "raclal intolerance." "Intolerance" is del1ned in the dictionary as "the quallty or state of being unable or unwilling to endure or grant equal freedom of expresalon, to When qualified with the word "racial," It does not leave much room tor other rights granted In the U.S. Constitution, the document so cleverly used as a shIeld by the author. The basis of the author's assertion rests upon the freedoms granted to individuals, which, according to him, grants hlm the right to speak out against a body of people. But he, and others Ilke hlm, have pushed thls "right" beyond the limits whlch make It equItable for all members of society. The First Amendment right to free speech cannot be used to dJsenfranchlse a group of their rights any more than this freedom can be used to overthrow the representative government whlch has preserved this right of ours, or an individual can bear arms and use these arms to commit crimes, or to take another person's life, as they then infringe upon other people's rights granted In the same document so eloquently and often referred to by these people, the U.S. Constitution. They bave, essentially, Ignored one set of rights and broadened the scope of others. Each right in the Constitution is complemented by others that act to restrict It, so as to avoid rampant abuse and suppression of people by others. These arguments call for the subjugation of an entire segment of the population on the basis of nationality. This does not conform to the inalienable rights of all human beings, also provided for In the U.S. Constitution, as these arguments do not tolerate the existence of the group being condemned. How can anyone ba ve the audacity to hide behlnd the right to free speech, when In reallty thls right Is being abused to disenfranchise a group from partictpation in the same right? This, therefore. is the contradictlon, thus Invalldatlng their contentions. The thesis that these individuals assert Involves tile alienation of one group of individuals on the basis of their genetic heritage. is is upon this contradiction, this flaw, In the arguments bgelng promoted that I submit my counter-thesis: that these contentions have no place in a society founded on religious, economic, and social freedom. In summary, tjus contradiction traps those who would forward It. It Is argued that people are human on the basis of physical synthesis. That argument was dismissed by the Unlted States Federal Goverenment In 1863 by the LIncoln Administration. If these people wish to discuss the disenfranchisement of peoples, then they Inevitably discuss the implementation of totalltarlan rule. And thls Is not an acceptable alternative to democracy. Respectfully, Ross J. Pettit IF 1HA11UX IS 100 TIGHT, TRY ON ONE OF MY OLD SUITS. Condoms: can sex really be safe? Last semester a letter crossed my desk which was from two students who were upset about condoms being passed out during an AIDS awareness week. Their argument was that passing out. condoms promotes pre-marital sex. While others may respond to this specific Issue I would like to address the idea of "safe sex" and AIDS. Space does not allow for a thorough examination of the religious and moral vtewpoints In this area. Condoms are usually promoted as a way of having "safe" sex. Most college students know that the use of condoms Is not a 1000/0 effective method of birth control. What makes anyone think It would be 1000/0 effective against acquiring AIDS? I am happy to see that machines that not perfectly safe but can help prevent acquiring AIDS. When the naive young adult dies from thinking-he or she Wll8 using condoms, the question wUl be, I' trlbuted to this death?' promoted the use of as •'safe" sex? Do not that using condoms your sex safe. Your risk. Sincerely, Rev. Mark GotvaJd, Catholic Campus M Thanks UW·P,for support of Armenia ARMENIAN EARTHQUAKE To the Editor: On December 7 Ihe population of northwestern Armenia suffered Incredible devastation and loss from an earthquake which came without warning - 60,000 dead; 130,000 Injured and half mUilon left homeless. We all watched the horror on our terevtson screens and read the reports in the newspapers. Armenians allover the world mourned; our parents were survivors of the 1915 Genocide perpetrated by the Ottoman Turks when 1.5 million Armenians were Massa. cred and thousands were orphaned, many of whom In later years came to live in Racine and nearby cities. In February 1988 In neighboring Azerbaijan, massacres were perpetrated by the Azerl Turks and many Armenians were murdered, women beaten and raped and homes were looted and burned. Ironically thousands of Armenians who fled Azerbaijan settled In the very towns which later were destroyed and devastated in the earthquake. The world responded to the SUffering In unprecedented relief efforts. In Racine and surrounding communities hundred of people called th~ local Armenian churches offering ald. An outpouring of donations deluged their ofEDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in.Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann •................... $Qorts Editor Kevin Zirl<etbsch ..•••......•............ Copy Edijor John Kehoe ....................•......... Photo Editor Christine Oejno .......•........ Asst. Photo Editor Slu Rubner ..•...........••..•...........•....... Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins .......•.•. ,..,..... Circulatjon Manager John M~rter ..,..................•.. Oistributkm Manager Curt Shlrcel ,.., Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Michelle Gaal, Abu Hassein Sharon Kra~, Jeff Lewis, .Karen McKissick, ChUck Mioht, Geraldine Murawski, SCott Singer. Bill Topper Rob Twardy, Daniel Vallin .. Keme Paccagnella, Vk:kie PUndsack, Jeff Reddick, Dawn Mailand. Rangeris written a~d edit~d by students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsiblewiltS ~ CYda~ndcontent. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except _ breakS~;I' I Leiters to the editor wlU be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 wordS It h ettldersmust be signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. NameS wi! e upon request. _ I Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and reluse those which are lalse andlor de- amatory. . T~~~~~~:'for all letters.and.classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ali correspondence should be addreSSed to: Ranger. UW-Parkside Box 2000, Ke- . , •• , ,~0g)ha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS- Picture this: it's early Feb. andyou're settling down into the comfortable pattern of secondsemester when, all of a sudden,there are hundreds of people running around doingoff the wall stuff, hav, Ing a great time. Ah, it's Winter Carnival, and you don't want to be left out in the snow. "The 'Big Chlll," also knownas "The Cold Wars." is the theme for this 'year's earnival, Running Feb. 6.10, the carnival wlJl feature the popular events from last year, as well as new events, promisinga good time for all. Therewill be team and individual events open to all staff, facuity, students and alumnI.Of the alumni participallon,Terri DeRosier, chair. person of Winter Carnival Commiltee,said, "It'll be fun. to see the old timers again! " The events feature prizes that make up the core of the Winter Carnival festivities. For individual events, Winter carnlvalsweatshirts, T-shirts, and certlflcates wlll be awarded to the first, second and third place winners. In theteam events, spirit points will be awarded. These points Wlll be added up at the end of the week to produce overall Winter Carnival Chairman Terri DeRosier (center) took charge' 01 the College Bowl competition last year. .' . _ winners. In team events the prizes consist of 300, 200, and 100 spirit points. In addition, spirit points can be won in many other ways. Each individual that attends an events wlll be given 10 spirit points that he or she can award to the club or orginlzation of his or her choice. Also, each orginlza. tlon will recleve 100 points for entering at least one team in any given event. This only applies to one team for each club: if a club enters more than one team they stili only recieve 100 points. "Any club that wants to sponsor an event will recieve 400 spirit points for doing so," DeRosier said. Sponsorship includes running the event for that day, but does not prohlb. it participation. At the end of the week, the Spirit Award is presented to the club that shows the most spirit durtng the week. The club that earns the most spirIt points is declared the win. ner of this award. This is a reflection of the clubs participation and achievements, yielding an accurate reflection of club spirit. The week's activities are scheduled to begin Monday with a parade at 1 p.m. To participate in the parade, which will run the iengih of the concourse, a club does not have to have a float. Although last year's parade Included 13 floats. this year DeRoster said, "You don't have to have a fioat. An entry can be a kazoo band, or whatever." Also on Monday, "Back by popular demand, " said DeRosier, is the Ilp-stne can. test, sponsored by the Ranger. Comedian M1.keToomey, sponsored by PAB's Special Events Committee, will emcee the event after a 3O-minutecom~dy routine. Preliminary competition for the College Bowl is another Monday event that is similar to the game show Jeopardy. Besides awardlng spirit points, the winning team will be sent to a regional competitlon in IlJlnols. Tuesday features s-ptn tap as well as the three legged scavenger hunt. Wednesday will include an appearance by the Jabberwocks, an a capella rock group, as well as a giant game of twister in Main Place. Draw or Die, that game that so many Jove, will be on Thursday, and it has been satd that "we promise to get you home ealier" Ulan last year. College Bowl finais will also be on Thursday. Flna1Jy, Friday features the obstacle course, tug-of-war, and the dance. The dance, entitled "Hazey Shdes of Winter," will start at 8 p.m. with a OJ and at 10 p.m. the "Rave.' DeRoeier described this band as "A high energy dance band." They will play untll 2 a.m. Also, the awards will be given out during the dance. DeRosier said, "Last year we had a Jot of fun and this year will be even better. 1 thlnk we'U out-do last year." Rule books will be avalJable on Monday at the Information desk, Advising Counter and Student Llfe office. For more information contact DeRosier at 553-2650, or Diane Welsh at the Student Actlvlties offIce in Union 209. Note: (as always) "All declsions made by the Winter Carnival Com. mJttee will be final." THE OLDER WORKER PROGRAM Beach party scheduled Forget that temperatures are barely above freezing and there may be snow in the forecast. The classic rock SOundsof the Class of '62 will heip you forget about winter aOdslip back into summer at Racine's Largest Beach Party scheduled January 28 at Racine's Festlval Hall at 8:00 p.m. Nearly 900 persons clad in tropical shirts, bright colored shorts. straw hats and swim suits came equipped with lounge chairs, beach towels and tanning 10- lion last year to experience the flrst annual event. The Class of '62, also known as the Surf Boys, performs classic rock music from the 50's and 60's. A special set Will feature hits by the group, the Beach Boys. .,!he event is sponsored by 'UU'bor Fest Inc., a Racine b Pro ssednon-pront organization. ceeds from the event wlJl be Used to operate Harbor Fest, the summer music festl· USI ,Which Is the .crgantsaon s primary event. Admission to the event is $3 In advance and $4 at the door. Advance tickets can be purChased at the following locations: Swingers, Vintage Rock Cafe. Mainstream ReCOrds and GeOI'(;e'a. Search begins for student Regent their input before naming the next student Regent," Strohi concluded. The Older Worker Program is looking for empk>yable Individuals age 55 and older. Low income a must. ComP'ete C&l1ificatton and assessment along with extensive job training skills; work experience; supportive S8fVices are just a part 01 wht is offered. Travel reimbursement availabfe. This program is made possible Ihru coon::Iinated efforts by Private Industry Council; Goodwill Industries; Kaiser Assessment Center; Job Set'vice; Gateway Technical College. fir _ -= Kathy Marks 633-3901 Ra<:lna Mary Renzulli 656-7032 Kenosha Mary Porter 723-5370 Walworth THE OLDER WORKER PROGRAM WANTS YOUI I would like to order Tile Milwaukee Journal or senti .. .... tile Slmester as follows: - Special Slad •• t Rate Senate Majority Leader Joe Strohl (D-Racine) today called upon Governor Thompson to work with students in filling the student Regent post being vacated by John Jarvis whose term ends in May. Jarvis was appointed as the first student Regent in spite of widespread criticism that he lacked previous involvement on public policy issues relating to higher education. Twenty.three out of twentysix University System student governments, in addition to United council, the official state lobbying group for students, opposed the appointment. Jarvis receIved Senate confirmation by a narrow 17· '16 margin . •'Minority recruitment and retention, tuition increases and Athletic Department ballout proposals require a perwho can hit the ground so::mng to be effective. There ~u 'mply no time for on-theISS1 tho lob." job training for is JO , Strohi said. By statute, the student Re· gent serves for only two ears as compared to seven ;ears for other Regents't d "I think UWstuden s e- 0 :Jou..... $1280 serve to have someone repre- 0 Z .... --- $25.60 . ting them who has done -'- $15.40 $7.70 sen than just 0 - ---- $41 00 $2050 something more rior to -, --'. . register fOr claSses II would ......... , ..... being nominated. an ould 0 DIll, .._-of..... $25.60 $12.80 1, •• 1It -'leU"", _. hope that the Governor w L....;::.;::;.;.:..iMIfI__ - --' - talk to student groups to get, YESI • ••• "' •••• r •• ;.~ .• ·~-o-· ••• ••••••••••••••••••• -. •• t. •••• , •• t.~.f.· .. · Regular PrIce CoU r••IlI'L.. _ ........... 1..._11.... _ .... TIWI Ad*ess4SL')J- _ CIty·--SWfe'-- ..... ZIf..... -- 4 Thursday, Jan. 19, 1989 Ranger New s Brie'fs=========------------r-e-po-r-te-d-th-e-M-U-. -W-a-u~k-e-e-J~0:u~r~.-~1:98~6~,-w=h~e:n-w=l-sC-O·n·s·In- ....... lleved that the UW System 47th among the 50 stal'8liklll education was too expensive, nahompson satd he would business start-ups. Thete. iii but 16% felt the System was ro ose plans to the Legtsla- preneurship pr0!ll'llm el!lli doing an excellent job, 66% fur~ next month for develop- two stages; an asse~Jt felt It was doing a good job, ment of the biotechnology In- survey is given, which ~~ 4% said it was not so good dustry and to make it easier fies entrepreneUrial and 1% felt it was doing a for minorities to start a';'d ex- within an existing CO poor job. pand businesses. He sald the tlon. If problems are ~ plans will expand on his pro- steps are then taken bj""1l; business policies. . prove that spirit. ~ He feels that UW MadIson The assessment wlll be a strong starting point anonymously eValuate~ for the development of the vidual entrepreneUrial ~ btotechnology .lndustry be- tor-s, use of declslon.ni~ cause it conducts approxl~ tools, degree of centh..JmI mately $20 million a year In tion, nature of co:.-...: biotechnology research. He strategy and org~ said his proposals will. be support for entrepren based on reports from corntt- O'Neil hopes to estabilllli;i tees he appointed In those "academy of entreprene areas.' In the future WhiCh~1II9" The Governor's Council on meet regularly to Biotechnology recommended with otherr entreprene~ spending $1.26million In State r----------:::... money and obtaining $11 million in private funds for the development of an eight-part biotechnology development program. His committee on Minority Business recommended the creation of a $2 million fund of state and prtvate money to provide financing and management help for minority~owned businesses. Complledby Kelly McKissick Regents stop building plans The Board of Regents stopped a number of requested building projects for the UW System by trimming more than $100 million from the 1989-91capital budget, reo ported the ChJppewa Herald Telegram. Library Information and tectmical resources for Eau Claire was cut by $5.4millton; over half of Madison's $25.3 mUllon request was pared and Superior had its $5.4 million in improvements cut completely. The regents did approve 18 major projects, Including approximately $43 mlllion for a School of Architecture and Urban Planning and School of Business Ad. ministration for Milwaukee. Regent Frank Nlkolay said the 25% cut adresses fiscal concerns but leaves enough funding to meet UW System needs. Residents OK UW pay raises The Milwaukee Journal recently published a survey of state residents which showed them in favor of proposed pay raises for UW System faculty, reported the, Green Bay Press Gazette. The survey showed approval of a 9.6% raise for UW professors for each of the next two years. Statistically. 49% of the 400 residents surveyed approved of the pay raise, . 38% opposed It and 13% were undecided. Residents also rated the job the UW System was doing to educate students. Many beENJOYING THE MOVIE? Enjoy It Even More With a Piping Hot DOMINO'S PIZZAI ~l!'l .... ~'r.( . ~ ~ ATTENTION HOUSING ~TUDENT~, anC!everyone mterested m enjoying a Domino's Pizza - Receive a one litre bottle of Coke FREE with your order. FREE DELIVERY We deliver in 30 minutes or less or you receive $3.00 off your order. &all Us....Kenosha! North: 054-5070 2136 Washin910n Rd. West: 654·5577 4919-6Oth St. South: 652-1222 8028-22nd Ave. Call Us, Racine! North: 681-0100 3945 Erie St. West: 634·2600 1100 Washington Ave. South: 554-9543 2308 Lathrop Ave. VALID WITH COUPON '---TWO 12"---' 1 Cheese Pizzas : : $7.99 I II Extra Toppings $1.25 Each I I . Covers Both Pizzas. I I \ :. <!) Good thru 2/2/89 I Valid at participating sto ... onl N t II I may vary. Customer pays apPIiJbleOsa~a d with.any other. offer. Prices I L Our drivers carry less than $20 00 © 1988's IaDox.~mited_delivery area. • • . mIRa'S Plzzal Inc. - -- -- -- -- -- "'"-'-'- .o...o.-.~ a..........:....~ ~ Madison gets AT&T system The communication needs of UW Madison will be served well into the 21st century with the installation of a copper wire and fiber optic cable system, reported the wtsconsin State Journal. AT&T was awarded the $11.7 million contract to provide the system, which will include voice and data communication connections for all campus faculty and administration offices, classrooms and laboratories. AT&T will install about 48,000voice and data modular connections at 17,000 user locatoins. The system tneludes a central fiber optic cable across the campus that can transport data ten times faster than the coaxial cable currently used. The 18-month project Is expected to begin in late winter or early spring. Gov. focuses on minorities and biotechnology Governor Thompson's economic development program will be focusing on biotechnology and minority. owned businesses this year, O'Neil aids entrepreneurs Maggte O'Nell, a newlyappointed outreach specialist, will be helping the Oshkosh office of entrepreneurship begin marketing its services to area businesses in January, reported' the Oshkosh Northwestern. Wisconsin individuals and organizations began benentting from the program In Ron's Prace Sandwidies and CoclitailS Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. $1.50 Open Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 550152nd KenaSha,WI .,..65.7~,4455..,. ..... , TueSdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamsicles .,• Scholarships .available now The Continuing Sludeal Scholarship Program ill df, SIgned to provide Parksk\e students with sCh01arsblP awards for oUlstandllJg achievement. Current flIll, time degree seeking Parksite students with 30 creditstolll' pleted and a 3.25 grade average are eligible to aJlPlllt, In addition, all applic. must submit two letters recommendation and a 400 word essay outlining_ educatinal goals. -,. Completed applications aIlI\ essays must be sUbrnitted,1U Parkside's Student E merit Services by Wedne Feb. 15. Criteria for scho awards will include linlv sity coursework, acade~ performance and extrac~ ular involvement. Selec for scholarship awards be made by the Par Awards and Cere Committee in March. For more information orto btain an application, conta Parkslde's Student Enrollment Services at 553-2365 or write; University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Student Enrollment Services, Wood Road. Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141· 2000.. .....,.] _ 01 Glamour sponso competition Outgoing college W have a chance to win appear in Glamour rna and receive national reco tion for themselves and college in Glamour rnS zine's Top Ten Women Competition. Students of juniOr sta will be selected on the bS of their achievemeni in a demic studies and their volvement in pers campus and community tivities. Applications ·in Union ,209. , UltraViolet is enlightening Ranger Thursday, Jan. 19, 19895 "No Smoking" means no smoking U~raVlolet will be performing Friday by Laura Pestka Enlertalnment Editor The ChIcago based band "The Ultra Violet" can be both seen and heard this Friday night In the Union Square.This is a band with a slyleand a sound all Its own, althoughthey have been comparedto "U2" and uGene Loves Gezebel. .. "I don't think there's any set lnIluence. It's just wterd stuff and a combination of thlngs. It's got Its own twist," SaId lead vocalist ehrls Schneider. The rest of the band inclUdesAngelo Vancherl on drums, Bob Pucchl playing iUltar, and Bob Tyrell on keyboards. Believe it or not, this band has a REAL album out entllied "Another Victim." The albumwas recorded digitally al ROYalRecorders and was Produced in-part by Adrian BelewWho has worked with the "Talking Heads," David BoWie, and King Crimson. The quallty and professionalism this band Is capable of shines through in a well-done recording. "The UltraViolet" has had airplay InL.A .. Phoenix, New Jersey, Woodstock, New York, as well as numerous stations In the Midwest. The best way of describing the type of music this band performs, if there is a best way. would have to be progressive rock or modern pop. They play their own music, but It's music that has that certain ingredient big name performers possess. "The Ultra Violet" will be performing here on Friday, January 20. Doors will open at 8:30 p.m. There wilt be a beer garden, so guests 18 andover can attend at a cost of $3. Admission for Parkslde students is $2. "The UltraViolet" will be here to welcome you back and get you moving again. You won't want to miss this dance, this may be your only chance to actually see ultraviolet. 20%DISCOUNT Clip & Save ThIs Ad To all Parkside students and faC?ultv members only, on~" m~rchandlse In Ourstore, This ad IS valid for as I.ong as you attend Parkside.I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler ,Mission Village (across from' Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017. 75thSt. o~n Dally9:30 a.m.·8:30p.m. 691-Cl884 Sundays 12:00-4:30p.m. ..... - by Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Recently, concern about the health and the indoor environment at Parkslde has been raised by the Committee on Campus Environment. More specifically, the comlttee feels that the rules and regulations pertaining to non. smoker rights and smoking sites have been Ignored. According to a press reo lease provided by Steven Leavitt, Chairman of the Committee on Campus Environment. many in our trruver, sity community are unaware that there are tew selected areas where smoking is permitted and in all other areas smoking Is prohibited. It is true that many of the latter areas are furnished with ashtrays causing confusion in regards to smoking laws and policies. Many smokers are unfamiliar With the Clean Indoor Act which was passed into law (s.s. 101.123) in t983. In the aforementioned press release. this act prohibits smoking In ten specific locations. including public conveyances, educational facilities, indoor movie theaters, passenger elevators. restaurants, public waiting rooms and any enclosed indoor area of a state building. According to the law, the posting of signs is only required where smoking Is permitted. The Student Services Committee of the Parkslde student Government Association called for designsted smoking areas at Parkside in July, 1983. The following smoklngpermitted areas are approved and have signs indicating so: COMM ARTS L-1 Lounge, SMOKING ALLOWED SteFl)"- 1~1,<;oj +- t">' WIS.STl.l$ Want a smoke? Go that way_ on the north side of the bulding near the stairs (not by the windows facing the Physical Education buildtng.) GREENQUIST L-l Lounge, the concourse area closest to Molinaro. MOLINARO The vending machine area on the D-l level. PHY ED The lounge between L-1 and L-2 (mid-landing area). PHYSICAL PLANT The lounge area (the marked portion thereof). TALLENT The L-l86 Lunchroomon the flrst floor (a portion thereof). The L-256 second floor lounge (a portion thereof.) STUDENT UNION The Dining Room (~ west comer). Union Square Recreation Center. Bazaar WLLC The Coffee Shoppe, divided as marked. Despite the lack of "no smoking" signs, smoking 18 prohbited in all other areas. r------;------, I ~ 8. 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MS-Windo\\s an MS-DOS are registered trademarks of Microsoft Cor S eel 1 . through Zentih Contact{s) listed above by students, faculty and staff r~r their~\~~Icmg~ffcr ~OOd only on purchases direclty personal computer and I rnomtor per Individual in any 12 month penod P buse, o ot er discounts apply. Limn I 1988. Zemth data systems. . nces su ject to change without notice. How to annoy professors (or avoid it) studentbehaviors that annoy professors _ In my role as counselor and academic adviser I have a chance to observe a lot of student behaviors both within andoutside the classroom. These behaviors have every lhlngto do wtth what and how well a student learns a; well as the qualtty of the instructor-student relationship. .since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner Thankfully,most of these behaviors contribute to studentsuccess. Some, however, are inappropriate for the COllege setting and it is these behaviors which wllI be the focusof this and next week's Counselor's Corner. Why do students behave inappropriately? Some behavlorsare triggered by hanging around with friends __are. sultof peer pressure or need for attention: for new students It could be simply not knowing how to behave in a llJliversltysetting or they could be behaviors carried over from high sch~l; in some instances you have extraordt. nary. personal sItuations resulting in a student exhibiting atYPICal behaviors because of undue stress. And I am Sure there are other reasons we Could add to th~above. But regardless of the cause the fact is that certam studenr behaviors really annoy professors and these behaviors can have dire impltcations for student success. . Just before last semester's finals I surveyed all instructors to find out what their pet annoyances were: the result ~a.s a.healthy list of student behaviors which they found lrr1tatmg. Five behaVior categories ga.rnered the most re- sponses. • Being late for class. Not only does this distract the instructor and those students who are there to learn it's also ~C0!1siderate; an apology might go a long waY.'And walking In front of the instructor to get to your seat or asking questions which have already been answered are especially annoying. • Packing up with 5 minutes remaining in the class and/or early departures. Like being late for class, these behaviors are equally as distracting to both the inStructor and others in the class and show a real lack of constdera- tion. • Conversations carried on during lectures. The most frequently mentioned annoyance of all! Passing notes, telling jokes, laughing out loud (and not in relation to something the instructor said) can also be included in this category. Talking while other students are asking questions was also cited as discourteous. • Reading newspapers, magazines, novels, texts, writ. ing letters, and doing assignments for other classes--these kinds of behaviors came in second. • Skipping a class and then showing up next class session and saying something brilliant to the instructor like, "Did I miss anything Important from last time?" More behaviors related to SkJpping class will be cited next week. While the above were ltsted frequently by faculty. many more annoying behaviors were Identified. Among them: See Counselor. page 9 Ranger Thursday, Jan. 19, 19897 Musical audltlons Parkside WllI hold open audltlons for Its upcoming production of the Broadway musical "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" Thursday, Jan. 19 and Monday, Jan. 23. Auditions wllI be held from 3:30 - 5 p.m. and from 7:30 -9 p.m. in Parkside's Ocmmunt. catron Arts Theatre. IndividUals WllI be reqUired to sing 16 bars of music. Musical selections do not have to be from the show. Plano accompaniment will be avallable to indiViduals providing music. Those selected for roles will be required to enroll in a UW. Parkslde acting practicum and/or "Voice for the Musical Theatre". a UW-Parkside special topls Course. The show will run AprIl 21- 22 and Aprll 27-29 and Is the first full-Scale musical at UWParkside. Choral director will be Kurt Chalgren, music director at Tremper HIgh School and director of "KIds From Wisconsin." The Instru. mental director WllI be Augle Wegner, associate professor of music at Parkslde and pro. duction director W11l be Lee Van Dyke. chairman of UWParkside's Dramatlc Arts Department. Scripts can be picked-up from 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m, in Parkslde's Fine Arte Office. Room 221·of the Communlca_ non Arts BuUding. For more Information. call 553-2522. 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Irritating professors-- Divorce help The divorce resource net.. work needs volunteers to assist In a new program to help people with divorce-related problems with advocacy, support, information and refer.. raJ. Mature students who have experienced divorce person .. ally or have been exposed to divorce through family or friends are qualified. 'I'ralnIng begins at the end of January. Men and women are needed for this 5-9 p.m. servo ice for the Racine Communlty. Call 553-2200or slop by Union 209 for more tnrormation. FromCounselor, page 7 Contribute complaints miSsing assignment deadlineS • notasking queshans as they co",eto mind not participating during classdiscussions saying HTh!S is ,probably a d.",b questtan... .. . not askingfor ~lartft.catton ot deadlines, aS8~gnments) content theuse of lame (transpar' ent)excuses eating in class the quesiton "Do we have to cometo class that day? J) • expecting (or demanding) considerationfor late assignments sarcastictones of voice when asking questionsin class lying about absences (saying you werethere when in jact you weren't) loud yawns (or Hwalrus yawns"as one instructor referredto them) moaningand groaning about poorgrades and blaming everyonelse for them chewing gum and blowing bubbles sleepingin class (more annoyingto some if done duro ing a guest lecture) SlIOTingin class while sleep' ing wearingheadphones (whetherlisteningto something or not) the question"Will this be on theexam?" My -guess is that everyone has, at one time or another as a student, engaged in at least one if not more of the behaviors our faculty have Identified as annoying. To the extent that these behaviors don't improve the learning that takes place, or can jeopardize the student's relationShip WIth hIS or her peers or instructors, we should attemptto change them. Some responses from instructors were lengthier -and warrant quoting them directly, although anonymously. These will appear in the next week's Ranger along with someother observations frm the counselor in the corner. missing the/irst several sessons Ofa class never learning the instruc. tor's name dUring the semester not buying texts and wanting to borrow instructors to study for exams missing class _and being annoyed whyn due dates on syllabus are changed the ques~ion HAre you going to be domg anything important on (this date) 7" not using a dictionary to check spelling not being prepared for class wearing hats in class croWding to the rear Of the classroom asking for an incomplefe (1) for grade when no effort was put into course requesting appointment for help from instructor then not showing up ·the question HWhat answer are you looking for? .... plagiarizing and then denying it putting feet on chairs or desks in class drunkenness the question HDowe have to know this? .... looking at other sfudents' papers during tests missing an exam and waiting several class sessions to request a makeup This week and next the counselor in the corner, stu RUbn~r. will be dealing with the topic of student charaetertsttcs and behaviors that perturb professors. Inthe best Interests of the students. we'd ltke to flip the com and take a look at the other side of this topic. There~ fore, the Ranger would like to hear from you; what do professors do that perturds you? Take a second and jot ' down a characteristic or behavior of a professor that annoys you. No names. The Ranger w1ll be collecting your' !"esponses via the classified box located next to the door Inside the Ranger office. ~ ((hira!lo Ilribune • - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events, national employment trends, social issues,the economy and global politics with award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you can't find on TV or radio. - II Jill Reach For1he Best. Oroer . 40%011 1# v.ee-s Amount ·'weelt. coo o DOily.'SunrJOf S201 o uQlly0nly 5126 o ~un(J(Jv'rjrll.,... S 75 AaaressIDorrn Api /kbom _ Reach For1J.,Best. • ,. 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Koester reo fused, so Iglauer used a $2500 Inheritance to produce them on his own. He then threw 900 copies In the back of a Chevy Vega and traveled from Chicago to Boston bending the ears of proPARKSIDE Ur~ION AND THE UNION RECREATION CENTER ~sWJJ • 'C'."TIO'" 1'Ov.,.Il",N', Association of College Unlo'ns-International RECREATION TOURNAMENTS ELIGIBILITY ') aEndachmstUSludentpata.rtlcipating must be enrolled for a minimumof 3 credits main In at least a 2.0 GPA. 2) Allparticipantsmust have completedat least 3 redit ' gional tournament unless it is the student's first se~es:e~ ~~I;:;II~~the reo 3) Graduate students must be full-time students as determined by their program, 4) Eligibiltty is determined by the registrar's office . ;~t~~. Tournaments will be held subject 10 the number of tournament g~if~eUr~t~:':,1~~.:l~~~ritAIl entries must be receivedand g.am~u.;" OuallflC8tlOn Tournament winners will advance to the ACU-I R; rona oumamenl hosted by US-Stout on February 17-18, 1989. TABLE SOCCER Open Doubles Division Date:Saturday, January 28, 1989 Time: 11:00 80m. Lac.tk>n:Recreationcenter CoR: '1.00 per pertictpant TABLE TENNIS Men'. and Women'. Singles Divisions Date:Thursday, January 26 1989 Time: 6:00 p.m. ' location: Recreation Center BILLIARDS Coot:'1.00 per participant • Men's ~~~;heullrsdmlnaayti0Jn.. . and Women's Divisions. Single , anua~26, 1989 BilliardCongress 8-ball of America Rulesy ~:nal~:1~oatourday,January 26, 1989(II necessary) , me.. p.m. location: Recreation center Coat: $1.50per participant 301 DARTS Open Division Double Elimination Darts:Saturday,Janaury28 1989 Time: 12:00 noon I Location: Recreation Center Cost: $1.00per participant BOWLING Men and women bowlers will bowl 6 aondwoman bowlers will advanCf to t:~::i:n"a~ ::: top man ate: Friday,December9, 1988 mament. (1 • 6 game block) .~ Time: 2:00 p.m. Co Locallon:RecreallonCenter· UnionLowerlevel at: $3.50per bowler ~::~IATION OF COl;LEGE ~NIONS.INTERNATIONAL ADIIlIE$S __• ;;:- IIAIlEL' ;;-- PIIOIE_VI: ' M_I. RM.._..I.... _ -:::-::- -===== == _ STATUS:RJU·TIME STUIIEIlt--- 'AIIT·TlME STUDEIITYEAR III SCM!ll'I' MAJOII' STUDEIT LI. '- __ , _:..TURE-------- ElTllf RE AIIlIUIIT ... $ _ WI....... __ ... _ aIiIIlIIa ______ FftnMJ,)IBt. Taw 'Ills lie ..: =· T UW.- .. .. tatlle_oI_ U .... lRlntl ............ .=r- ubI •• '..... 1(11. _..- .._lIIoo.lIaII~ c:eatar. !' • ", • " •••• ~ • _ • , ••. £ • ~ ••• .:. • -, .L ~ ...... ~ ~ anoth'er grreat a,' gressive rock and college radio stations to get it on their playll'ls. Distributors began to show Interest, and Alligator Records was born. More artists were produced. and Grammy nom- -tnattons began to accrue, with the label winning its first Grammy In 1962 with zydeco king Clifton Chenier's "I'm Here", though sliU operating out of Iglauer's two bedroom home. In 1985. the label moved Into Its own building and began to add roots rock n' roll artists, resurrecting the careers of Lonnie Mack, JolUlny Winter, and the late Roy Buchanan, who described his Alilgator releases as his best recordings. 1986 brought a second Grammy for ~'ShowdOwn" by Alberi Collins, Robert Cray & JolIDny Copeland. Alligator has succeeded In bringing music to the publiC that major labels wouldn't touch through aggressive promotion, allowing artistic creativity c and expression, and by depending on Iglauers ear and what "moves him" to determine who gets signed. ' The record itself is another fine example of the quality that appeals to Iglauer. This is Alligator's third annual sampler showcasing artists they've recorded during the year. While recognizable names are not as prevalent as on the previoUS two, the quality of the record does not suffer. Many artists recording for Alligator for the first time are featured, Introducing some fine talent, most notably blues singer Katie Webster. ChIcago sax man A.C. Reed (who gets some help from Bonnie Raitt), and roots rockers The Paladins, whose song, lIYears Since Yester· day" is arguably the best song on the record, eombinIng blues feeling with a hard drive of a Stevie Ray Vaughan. Having seen them live In Austin, I can attest that Iglauer's focus on getting a live sound out of the studio succeeds In showing this band's true colors. Another highlight Is one of toy Buchanan's last recordings, UHigh Wire". done almost completely with Buchanan's right-hand harmonic pyro· technics which helped eam him the title "best unknown guitarist" "-_ CALL lOL FREE 1.... 854-1234- ersn.tun1ON DIAY'lONIU (orwentlon and 151tor5 Bureau.of the World's Most famous Beach )'OUr offlClil hothne to the CR,-tooa Bach Rtsort Area: 9336 It"Crisis c 24·HourHotline414/658-2222 ~ Preonancy. 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That team Is theAthleticTrainers, those whO tape, paste, and mold many ofour squads back Into shape· Thecurrent program is ron by head soccer coach and athletictrainer, Rick Ktlps. Membersof his training team can be seen on the sidelines ofevery game, match, and meetat Parkside. They staff thetrainingroom before, during, and after practices, and handle the casualties of competition. BeforeKIlps stepped forward, there was a limited trainlng program for students.In fact, aside from one trainer, coaches of various teamswere forced to take careof their players injuries and handleany taping which needed to be done. HBefare 'Dr.' KlIpsgot here, I had to tape my own players. Geeze, DOW we'vegot a trainer at everyball game we play. He'areally done a hell of a job." aa1dRed Oberbrunner, coachof the Parkslde BasebaUieam. The current program has lakenquite a step up from theSingle-personset up of a few years ago. Currently, thereare ten people involved, S1l moving toward their Intendedgoal of certification. The governing body to Whichtrainers belong here Iss theNationalAthletic Trainers Association(NATA). Thls asIOelationsets the requirementswhich lead up to the :nlual test for certlflcation. oog these requirements are completion of necessary course work and a total of 1500 hours of training work under Supervision of a cur- ~ Certified Athletic er, "Wh~~you think about It, LA. C WorkshopS OrganiZing for Success In the Semester Wednesday, January25 1:00pm-2:00pm (No _dan Nllulred) ..... In WLLC 0150 trainers: Mike Mackovlch 1500 is a lot of work, II responded Mike Mackovich, a current member of Parkside's program. "Athletic training is a very challenging field of Sports Medicine and the need for qualified trainers." At the college and professional level, these needs have usually been filled. It is on the high school level that the field has really been expanding. Previously, because of a money problem, hlgh schools have basically done wttnout ~ program oCanyltlnd. Now, however, hlgh schools are realizing the Importance of having a qualifled trainer available for their teams. As a team Mackovlch put it, "If you had a choice between a lawsuit and paying a trainer, it's not even close. Now days, high school programs are dlaeovertng they can't afford NOT to have a trainer." NATA has three levels which lead to the certification of a trainer. The first level is the Student level, where many of the classes are taken and the core requirements are met. After completing this level, the trainer moves up to Associate status, where the bulk of the hour requirements are served. Prior to taking the certification test, associate membership must be maintained for one year. The final level Is certification. To be certified, a three phase test, administered by a branch of NATA, must be passed. In Wisconsin, GLATA (Greai Lakes Athletic Trainers Association) administers the test at the UW-Madlson campus once or twice a year. Included In the test are a written phase, an oral phase, and finally, a practical phase. In the oral and wrttten phases, a working knowledge In the areas of nutrition, anatomy, physiology, and kinesiology Is tested for. In the third phase. practlcal appllcations" such as taping, icing and rehabilltstion, are -tested. Passing aU phases of the test results In NATA certiflcatlon. "Not having a Physical mainStreal ATTENTION RECORD BUYERS Remember the 8-track tape? Didn't think so. Soon we'll be saying that about records tool Get ahead, bUy CD's at 422 Main Mainstream sr., Racine, WI 632-8052 r------------ r~ mr.JllI ( .;""~ - .' ::;:~ f" '1 .00 -Off I Any Pizza I Expires February 28th I Stell.'. C••• c.pri • corner lInd AV~... 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Second half surge helps Rangers defeat Titat's . by Jeff Lemmermann the Rangers with two at 37.35. Parkside's defense held the Sports Editor Oshkosh answered back Ti~ns at bay ft"?mthere, ,as and held a six. point advan- their offense buflt a 14-pomt tage until the Rangers' Steve advantage, capped off by Da!' (J.R.) Jerrick, who scored 12 Lyon'S free throw to make It points and pulled down five 72-58with 1:03left. rebounds in the game, found Delk and Zukley had 13 the mark twice from 3-point points each and Nashchlpped land to pull them even at 45. in 12 to join Schmldtmann Again, Parkside's offense and Jerrick in double fIgures went dormant as the Titans for Parkside. built up a 52-47lead with 10 Oshkosh was led br forminutesremaining. ward Ric Kunnert wtth 20 After a time-out, the points, while Kurt Woelffer Ranger offense finally an- had 15 and Marc Mitchell had swered their wake-up call, 10. taking a one point lead on a The Rangers wtll hit the Greg Nash basket at 53-52. road for games against UWWith the score knotted at 56, Eau Claire, UW-Green Bay Richard Delk slammed home and UW-Milwaukee before rea Schmidtmann pass to give turning home on January 31 the Rangers the lead for good against Carroll College. at 58-56. It wasn't pretty, but the Parkside men's basketball team rode the crest of an 18-2 second half scoring run to defeat UW-Oshkosh at home last Saturday 75-64. The game marked the home debut of senior center MIke Zukley, who gained eligibility at the end of the first semester. Zukley, who gives the Rangers much-needed rebounding help with his 6-foot9 frame, scored 13 points and pulled down five rebounds in his first start of the year. Sloppy play dominated much of the first half, as netther team could establish any kind of tempo, or find the hoop, as they struggled to a 14·14 tie midway through the period. The Titans got untracked first, taking advantage of numerous second-and third-shot opportunities in opening up their biggest lead of the game at 34-26 with two minutes remaining. After switching to a man-toman defense, an added luxury with Zukley in the lineup, Parkslde's offense began to show signs of life as they drew to within four points, 37· 33, on a Zukley lay-in just before the buzzer. Andy Schmidtmann, who led all scorers wIth 21 points on 6·for·Qshooting, opened up the second half scoring to pull Parkslde added a 79-59 win over Marian on Monday. License-Io-III clips UTFO for champlonshlp by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Edltor The Parkside Basketball League concluded action before break with their seasonending tournament. In semi-final action, topranked UTFO, who finished the regular season at 7-1, defeated the defending champion L.A. Dream Team 70-62. Dennis Kaczanowski led all scorers with 22 points for UTFO while Brtan Gauthier led the Dream Team with 14. " In the other semi-final, LI· cense to III nipped the Cavallers 50-48. MIke Oldani had 16 for License/ill with Rich Snaitynskl and Ken Neese pacing the Cavs with 14 each. In the champIonship game, License/Ill took a two-point lead into the second half and - photo by John Kehoe Dan Carrera helped License to III take the title made it stand up the rest of the way as they went on to a 56-54victory. Kaczanowski turned in a stellar performance with 24 points, but it was not enough to beat the balanced attack by License/Ill, who placed three men in double figures and two more with eight points. Named to the Ail-Tourney team were Oldani (12 points per game), Dan Carrera (13 ppg) and Steve LaLonde (13 ppg) from License to Ill; Rtch Snaitynskl. (14 ppg) from the Cavaliers; and Mike McQueen (15 ppg) from UTFO. Kaczanowski was named the Tournament MVP in averaging 23 points per game. The Parkside Rangers knocked-off Marian College, 79-59, at home last Monday to raise their record to 7-10, Leading the way for Parksid was Greg Nash, who had 19 and Steve Jerrick with 17. I Jerrick, who had 12 pts. in the first half including 3 three-pointers, also pulled down 5 rebounds for Parkside. Ladies get tenth against Concord;' by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Brenda Van Cuick scored 18 points and Sue Maass added 15 points and eight rebounds to lead Parkside's Lady Ranger basketball team to a 65-50victory over Concordia. The win raised their record to 10-4on the season. Over the semester break, Parkside went 3-2, beating Winona State (81-67), UWOshkosh (74-65) and Concordia, while losing to MinnesotaSt. Cloud and Central Missouri. Against Concordia, the Lady Rangers struggled in the first half, shooting only 38 percent in taking a slim 24-21 advantage Into halftime. The second half saw the Lady Rangers' offense come' alive, as they hit on 17 of their 33 attempts, overcoming a 49-39Falcon rebounding advantage in breaking the game open. Sue Brugioni added 12 points, seven assists and four Sue Brugionl steals to the effort, as Pad side outscored Concordia ~ 29 in the second half. The women will next• action tonight in EVllJIII' Ill. against the National~ lege of Education belOIt.. turning home, wherethe)' face LewiS UniversityOIlSi' urday night at 7 p.m. Pool remains close The Parkside swimming pool, which has been closed over the semester break. will remain closed at the begin- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 15, January 19, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Man shot at housing Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - ,Jan. VOl. XVII, No. 18 Man shot at housing-- by Kelly McKissick and Ross Pettit Business division begins computerization plan Racism: a raging controversy-- A man was shot in the cheek with a pellet gun on Monday,Jan. 16, in the resi- dencehall parking iot. He is currently reported to be in stable condition after having thepellet removed at a Keno- shahospital. The man, the father of a residence hali student, .was getting some things out of his car at approximately 2 p.m. when he was shot with a pump-action air rifle. The pelletcame from House 3 and traveied approximately 50 feet down to the parking lot beforehittlng the man. Campus Police and Keno· sha County Sheriff's Depart- ment were called to the scene. Initial questioning of residence hall students produced no suspects but, ac- cording to David Ostrowski, Director of Campus Police, "subsequent investigation from our department and housing gave us the name of a student. Further question. ing resulted in an arrest." The student has been charged with reckless use of a weapon by Kenosha County. faces University disciplinary action and has been kicked out of the residence halls. It was reported that he is seek- ing an appeal to be let back by Scott Singer Racism: An onerous word that has suddenly become a r~glng controversy at Park- SIde.Sparked by the distribu- tion of racist pamphlets duro ing the fall semester, this fire has quickly engulfed the thoughts and actions of many in the university community. Amidst the discussion and attention to this subject, a ~lvers1ty policy dealing with this SUbject is in its final stages. Seemingly appearing as a result of the recent ac- tivity, the UW-Parkside Polio cyan Racist and Discrimito- ry Conduct, however, was ac- tually completed in anttclpa- tlon of this problem. Because it felt nrscrtmtns- lion and its related attitudes in "'inconsistent with the ef- forts of the UW System to ros- ter an environment to eUmi- . nate discrimination" the Board of Regents had direct· ~ the different universiUes b produce such a document y Jan. 15. - by Kelly McKissick News Edltor Student accessabillty to ml- crocomputers on campus will be expanding over the next few months with the re-organ- ization of a terminal room in Molinaro 117 to a microcom- puter area. Beverlee Anderson, Dean of Business and Administrative Sciences, said the new micro- computers will be primarlly used for business classes. It will be open to other sutdents when classes are not in ses- sion. She said it is part of a three-phase computerization plan for the Business Divi- sion. According to Phll Charest, Director of the Computing Center, equipment from Moli- naro 117 will be merged into other terminal rooms and 12 microcomputers will be in- stalled. Requisitions have been made for the equipment for the room, which includes a Novelle Networking Sys- tem, an IBM PS/2 SO llle driver, and zenith mtcorcom- puters. He said the Oomput- mg center would run the fa- cilities once they are set up. Vankat Subramanian, an Assistant professor of Man- agement Information Sys- tems, has served as Ander- son's assistant for the proj- ect. Anderson said the micro- computers will be ready for use in a few month, "assum- ing we don't come into a major snag." She explained that all the terminals will be networked via a Local A rea Network (LAN) with an IBM PS/2 SO, and will also be able to access the IBM mainframe on campus. LAN allows stu- dents to access programs within the computer svstem. The shot was fired from a window of building 3 photo by John ..... info housing. Osktrowski reported that - the student claims it was an accident. "The person drove off campus (after the initial questioning) and tried to dis- pose of the weapon after breaking it up," he said. "The credability changes when so much effort was taken to dispose of the weapon." "We take the possession of weapons very seriously," os- trowksi said. Residence halls rules state that students are not allowed to possess weap- ons. Ostrowski explained that the definition of "weapon" on campus is a broad one. "It in- cludes fireworks, all firearms and things whtch are illegal under state law, such as switchblades," he said. •'Each case needs to be looked at and evaluated, de- pending on the weapon and its use," Ostrowski said. He provided the example of a baseball bat. Normally, it is not considered a weapon, but "if you stick ten-penny nails into it or file it down so it fits under the seat of a car, it be- comes a weapon," he said. er, Director of the center for Counseling and Testing, has submited this document to the Board of Regents. •'The system knew they had a problem long before" the distribution of the racist lit- erature occurred, Rubner said. He also said that this policy was initiated because "prejudiCe of any kind, silent or outspoken, needs to be eliminatted.' , It is this silence that worries Rubner most. "1 think one of the problems is that there is a lot of prejudlce that is unspoken, and, that for these peopie in whom that un- spoken prejudiCe resides our job is to get people to think about that prejudice and do something about it - before it comes out." Rubner also said that each campus was specificallY di- rected by the Board of Re- gents to develop a policy would in effect "educate peo- ple to the issue of racism and prejudice." Although each See Racism, page 3 stu Rubner This document, with poli- cies and procedures to "pr~~ tect students, employees, Of!l- cials and guests from raCl~! and discriminatOry conduct- was prepared by a committee which shares its name with the document. The commit. tee, chaired by stuart Rubn· Beverlee Anderson which eliminates the need for magnetlc media (I.e, floppy disks). "It's what 1 would call the latest state of the art in the concept, " Anderson said. "We're really excited about it. " Anderson said she would ul- tlmately Ilke to have 24 ter- minals in the room so more students will be able to have hands-on experience during classes. Addltlonal plans for the computerizatlon goal include settlng up a classroom with a permanent computer projec- tor system. The professor uses his/her personal ccmput- er and connects it to the pro- jectlon system. Whatever the professor displays on his/her screen will be projected onto a large screen for the whole class to see. "That, in combi- nation with the microcomput- er lab. will allow professors to teach just about anything they wanted to," Anderson said. 2 Thursday, Jan. 26, 1989 Ranger Black History Month schedule is set by Dave Deblsb Carter G. Woodson (1875- 1950) Is known as the father of the study of 'Black HIsto- ry.' By publishing many books on the subject of Negro life and by founding the As- sociation for the Study of Negro LIfe and HIstory, be began "Negro HIstory Week" which later evolved Into "Black History Month." Today Black HIstory Month 11 a national event celebrat- Ing the contributions of Afro- American people to humanity and the United States. Larry Turner, Academlc Staff Spe- claJlst, stated that, "Black mstory Month contrary to what moat people'S percep- tions 11 not directed solely to- ward Black students." uw· Parkalde along with academ- Ie staff speclaJlsts and other organizations have helped ptan an array ot events tor February and are starting oft the month with a cable satel- Ute production whlcb w1l1 bring together prominent black leaders throughout the country In a dJacusslon about Black IIIstory. For the first time Parkslde w1l1 carry a telecommunication confer. ence in the Union Cinema. Faculty members are hoping tor a diverse level ot partici- pants. TIle second week ot Feb. wIU start with a tIIm." A Hero AIn't Nothing but a Sandwich." The Food Service will serve up an African- American Cuisine tor lunch and dinner. And Gerhard Schutte will lecture on the Racial CUmate. TIle third week will start with a film, "Cry Freedom," and a Black career Fair on the 16th. TIle week will end with Mary Helena with her speech on UvIn' and Lovin'. TIle fourth week will begin with a tIIm "RaIsin In the Sun," and comedienne Be- trice Berry will entertain In the Union Square on the 23rd. She will later wrap up the week with a lecture on Race Relations. There will be a men's bas- ketbali game starting at 7:30 p.m. on the 27th, tollowed by a DJ dance In the Union Square. FInaIry the month will end with a lecture by J eft Oohen, "Who Slew the Dreamer," in the Union CInema on the 28th at 7 p.m. Further lnfonnation can be attained by reviewing the calendar below. Hopefully this month allows students of all color to gain insight of Afro-American contributions. BLACK mSTORY MONTH CALENDAR FEB.l Bet/Oftd T1t.e DreGm: A Ce16· bratiOft 0/ Black Hiatory, Un"", Ofne· rna Noort.·' p.m. , ... Lib",,.,, DiBp"y B FUm: A Hero Ain't Nothing but a BaNdwich, U"ioN Ciftema Noon aftd 7 JI.m. (FREE) 9 Food, 8ervic'e (U"ion) Men,,·A/rlcan American Cv.Ldne (Lunch and Dintler) 13 Gerllard SChutte "A ComparL!on on Racial Climate itt the United Stutes in tAe 1960's, Union 106 15 FUm: Cry Freedom, Union CiAeJna NOOft, 7a.m. (FREE) 16Bl4ck Career Fair 8 a.m.·l! p.m. Gatet.oay Technical Ivtitute·Racine: Co·Spon.sored by UW·Park.ride and Cartllaoe College 18 Mary HeleMa "Livin' aM LotIi,,' ·in 8pUe 01 it all", Comm Arts Theatre '1 p.m. (U) ee FUm: A Raf81tl in the Sun. Union .Cinema Noon, 7p.m. (FREE) U Comedienne Betriee Berry .Unlon 8qKare 7p.m. (FREE) It Lecture "Race Relations: A Con· tradiction of Term" '!" by BetTice Berry, PhD., Union Cinema H! p.m. (FREE) 87 Men's BaaketbaU Game tis. Spring Arbor College followed by a DJ Dance i" the Union Square (7;30 p.m. game time/dance to foUow) l!8 Lec~ure "Who Slew the Dreamer." by Jeff Cohen Union C'inema 7 p.m. (FRBE) Black Student Organization working 'to get off the ground' else." Club members are posed to many dltterenl points. Jackson lias ben! by being a part of the clUb more ways than one. lilt lenged me and made I more aware." She learned to stand up and in tront of people, some she never thought she do, by Laura Pestka Entertalmnent Editor Black HIstory Month will be upon us in a few short weeks. February Is the month in which special attention Is paid to the history of blacks, Black Student Organization (BSO) president Nicole Jack- son Is planning to have a play and a series of films through- out the month. A film such as "Cry Freedom" will be shown and BSO will lead a discussion afterwards. About 20 people usualJy tend anyone BSO ~ although there are members than that. M are held In Molinaro at 1 every other Wednesday, only thing anyone lnte In joining the club needs to is show up at a meeting. ' need a lot more sup Jackson stated. Other than the events planned tor Blaek mstory Month, BSO Isn't sponsoring many activities. "I want to get the clUb established as an organization, tt Jackson ex- plained. Jackson. herself only joined the club at the be: ginning of the .fall semester. "We need to do a lot of talk- ing to get ourselves estab- lished, " Jackson added. Nicole Jackaon "I'd like to see BSOget the ground, that's what we',. working for," Jackson coJll' mented, "and show people we can accomplish somethIDI and get things done," According to Jackso':: "BSO offers a chance to get In on the ground floor no one Is ltigher up than 'anyone r EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ,.••......•.... Editor.in-Chief Kelly McKissick ..........•.............• News Editor Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Laura Pestka , Entertainment Editor Jett.Lemmermann Sports Editor KevJn Zirkelbach .................•...... Copy Editor John Kehoe ··.·.........•................ Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Aubner ..................••...........•.....• Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ........•........ ". CirCUlation Manager John M~uter ........•... ,..•........ 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Feb. 2,1989 o Vol. XVII, No. 17 ParksidesetsDiversitygoals-- EOC embarks on new program with UAW !111~-effortto meet the De- ~for Diversity obligations sellorth by UW-System last Ap\1l Parkside has released 11\ uiterim report outlining 1---- tIl8 major goals that the eampushopes to achieve with regard to Improving minority etlueatlon.. The goals presented In the -.port reflect both "the man- ilitesset forth In the UW Sys- Imn Design for Divesity ini- 1Ia1lve...(and) the institution- al values tmpltctt in the histo- ry of this campus ... " as slated in the report sum- mary. Included in the objectives 1----- were the establishment of a culturally diverse campus en- vlronment. a multi-cultural L ---' course currlculum, -cultural programming to promote ~ess, and increased re-: eriIltmentand retention goals cover the spectrum of chal- lenges that Parkside Is facing In "...playing its part in the UW System's Design for Di- versity initiative. II According to the report, this represents only the be- ginning In iulfulling Park- side's committment, and re- mains flexible to change as necessary. "We do not regard this plan as final or complete, and we have tried to build into it the capacity to change and adapt. As we look Into the future, we can say with some confidence what we intend to do over the next few years, but our plans for ten years hence are inevi- tably less exact. to Despite the effort required to meet these challenges, the report concludes with an opti- mistic tone: llWe want to take that diversity as our challenge and make it one of our strengths." by Geraldtoe Murawski The Educational Opportu- nity Center (EOC) has re- cently established a program In cooperation with the Union of Auto Workers (UAW) at the Chrysler Cooperation to help the unemployed get Into education. The program proVIdes as- sistance in filling out college appllcatlons, counseling, seminars and career work- shops, and tutoring, accord- Ing to Anthony Brown, direc- tor of EOC. EOC Is not solely representing Parkslde hut Is working in cooperation with Gateway and Carthage. EOC has also set up a pro- gram targeted to encourage high school students to attend college prtmarliy In the Keno- sha and Racine area, with Milwaukee as a secondary area. Brown says their goal Is to reach more than 1,000high school students (Ideally those from low income families and those who would be first gen. eration college students) quaillled for college, and to encourage and inform them of college opportunities. EOC Is providing counsel- ing for the high school stu- dent, workshops on time man- agement and effective study habits, helping them find the college that provides their needs and connecting them with information on college admlltance and financial ald. Brown Is also hoping to Inslf- tute a tutorial service prima- rily In math and science for high school students consider- Ing attending college. Ideally Brown hopes to map out the progress of the students thoughout high school and 11"l",,,,,,,,,,,fll,, 'n, ~\" III Design for DI\'crsity • ,,_ ....._ ...a.- " __ "'1iIww _I,'" • Anthony Bro~n would be there to direct them to a college future. ~.program Is Identical to the Talent Search Program sponsored by the Federal government but it does not in- clude the Southeastern W1s- consln ......... PreaenUy there 18 not funding for the pro- gram 80 eervtcea are being provided by EOC. Brown would like to see vol- unteers or work study stu- dents of Parkslde go to the high schools In the aitemoon. High school students could then Identify with Parkslde through tutuorlal help they would receive. Interested stu- dents should contact Anthony Brown, director of EOC. EOC will also be conducting financial aid workshops to as- stst Parkslde students In fill- ing out financial aid forms and examining options on Feb. 1. 1~,Mar. I, 1~, 29. Apr. 12, and 26, 3 p.m.-4 p.m. In the WLLC ZIt. Call EOC for further information. ll63·2648. (Including revised financial aid policies), among others. These goals are intended to rflifion cap .and drinking age: UC priorities uor violations while your in college. but potential employ- ers could frown upon hiring employees who have liquor arrests on their record. This could seriously hinder a stu- dent from advancing his or her career." Jan. 24 marked the begin-. DIng of the 1989-90Wisconsin legislativelesion. In this ses- BIon,the state legislature will 4sbale many Issues that are. Of concern to the students of tliIs slate. United Council PresidentJim Smith said that amongthe bllls that students are supPOrtinginclude a tui- tion cap at 33 percent of In- eIluClionai costs for UW in stole undergraduates and a' tepeaI of the twenty -one year old drinking age. Smith said IlIathe expects both of these Issues to be a focus of debate by thelegislature. . out as the group to blame Widespread alcohol problems on!' A recent report from the Departments of Transporta- tion and Haith and Human Services show that drunk driving fatalities have gone down in .... a11 categories; t The report also states that rais- ing the drinking age has not acted as a serious ~eter,:ent to drinking among;, Juveniles and young adults. The re- port showed a 20 percent de- crease in arrests for driving under the influence by 18-20 ear-olds from 1984-87 and a ~earlY 300percent Increa~e In arrests for liquor law VIola- tions Over 25,000 people unde~ 21 were arrested for liquor law violations In 1987. "We've ~lked with several law enforcement officials w~o feel that the drinking ale th~ not taken serIously an e is feel that most ofe:':g tll~uor wasted by. proc f tracking violations Inatea.d 0 ald "It I " grntth s . crimina s, any stu- (21) has al~~o~a~~ ~uthOrity dents quest for the law and and respec " those who enforce it. United Council Is looking for "massive" student sup- port for this bill when the legislature begins debating the drinking age. "If students aren't willing to get active and-voice their opinion about the drinking age, II will re- main at twenty-one. We have been the target of blame for a serious societal problem and if we aren't willing to work to get the right to drink back, we will seal our fate with our silence," Smith said. "Stu- dents support tough. drunk driving laws, designated. driver programs and In- creased education and alcohol awareness programs, but we also support the right to drink for adults. The nineteen and twenty year olds of Wisconsin are adults." "Last year. the tuition cap came Within one day of pas- sage," Smith said, •'we hope to have the same bl-partlsan BUpport that We received last 8pr1ng." The cap would tie the cost Of tuition Increases in the UW th -System to percentage of e UW budget that is spent OMnstructingstudents. A repeal of the 21 year-old drinking age Is llkely to stir ~ much .debate In the State Pltol this .session. Smith Bald,"there's no doubt that raiSing the drinking age has ~atsedsome serious questions this state. As students. we are seen as responsible ~noughto go In debt with stu- ent loans, buy property, raise Children, and serve our country. but we were picked The bills (AB-19/SB-19) have bben sent to the Assem· bl Committee on Excise and F:es and the Senate Commit- tee on Labor, Business, Insur- ce Veterans, and Military 'A'ffairs and Is expected to be given a pUbl~Chearing some· time this sprmg. din to Smith, stu- , Accor hog are arrested for dents w. 1 tions risk" severe liquor VIaa ffectsfrom those long ttes~r;tItemay seem like no arres . Ie of liq- big deal to ge~ a coup - - 2 Thursday, Feb. 2, 1989 Ranger lour view The other side of the coin ... Professors rubbing students the wrong way For the two issues previous to this, the Counselor's Oor- ner has dealt with the topic of student behaviors that are inappropriate for the college setting and are therefore counterproductive. There Is a fIIpslde to this topic: the proverbial "other side of the coin," If you will. It can only be a small number of students that has never experienced a semester during which one professor or another (or all of them) did one thing or another (or everything) that somehow had the effect of "rubbing you the wrong way. H Professors are, for the most part, human; they make mistakes and have character flaws as everyone does. Be that as It may. many professors d1splay actions a:n d attitudes that are, to varying degrees, less than eonduarve to the learning environment. The Ranger \1&8, for the past couple weeks, solicited re- apon.ses from you In regards to professor behaviors that, much as the inappropriate 'student activities of the CowI.Ielor's Comer, are unfit for the college setting. The toUowlng are the most common responses. • I.,ecturlng without allowing time for questions. Not only does this prevent tmportant quesllona from being an- swered, It aI80 handicaps the learnlng experience for the students. • Assuming what you know and don't know. Professors are not mind readers. • Talking down to students. I'm the professor, you're the student; I'm the teacher, you are the learner. There w1l1be no line crossing. • Uncourteous behavior to students. • Late to class or not showing up at all. This Is especial- ly lnconvenlent for students who have to drive a great dis- tance to Parkslde. • Exceeding the set class time. For one thing, this is callously unfair to students who may have another class or a job to go to immediately after class. • Not adhering to the syllabus. • Not adhering to office hours. If a professor designates a time when they will be available for students, is it not their responsibility to maintain this schedule? One obstacle to effectively communicating class mate- rial to students may be that most professors are not re- quired to take courses in teaching methods and practi- cum. This Is somewhat of a irony seeing as education majors are required to take this type of coursework. What this means is that most professors learn how to teach on the job. The process of higher education is not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. On the other hand, each semester is culminated with most students knowing more than they did the semester before. It Is true that students and professors are on opposite ends of the learning spectrum (students are receivers, professors are broadcasters), but is this any reason at all for both types of participants in the arena of education not to attempt to better facilitate the learning process? These articles are not run to make a mockery of the higher education experience; Instead. the purpose Is to facilitate a dlalogue on the subject of classroom communication. People, both student and instructor, often do not see their shortcomings. The Ranger hopes that by pub1lshlng class- room hindrances to learning (from both sides of the podi- um) some of these problems can be resolved. ANDI WOULDWANTMY E ~~ER TO HAVE THAT SAM ~ fiobocty ~skeQ..me bUr·· Who says bookstore Burt Reynold's hair line. If you are the student who purchases their books the day before class, because of pro-: crastination or for reasons beyond your control, you know what new book prices· can amount to. The depress- ing aspect of the unavoidable investment is that as soon as two weeks pass, you can count on your books depreci- ating at least 50 percent or more. Don't worry about keeping them free of marks or outlining, because it won't make any difference when it's time to return them. by Curt Sbircel There is a virus infecting every student at Parkside. It could be best described as a cold virus, because it is una- voidable and makes it pres- ence felt twice every semes- ter. The effects of this virus can be treacherous, a child going to sleep hungry, a coid house, candles as the only means of light. What virus could' be so devistating? If there is a name, it would be _FolletBookstore. The ridiculous manipUlation of the students by the FolIet Bookstore is just another ex- ample of how a company monopoloizes a market that is depended on every semester by thousands of people. The students are constantly sub- ject to enormous prices for new or used books, the return rates for used books are even more ridiculous, and, to gaff a netted fish, they lure you to sell your books back to them with a contest as phony as isn't a rip-off? If you are one of the few. the proud, the used book buyers, the insult is just as great. Although you may save a few dollars, what is It that you are actually purchasing? A book cluttered with notes and outlining that. unless dis- continued, will surely be. passed along for years to come. Each year, with the possibility of the book being discontinued, the . return decreases the maximum use of the book. If have been disc come fond of lh the bookstore purchase them- ba Ah yes, the store rip-off (ex my lack of pro the bookstore s has been ignored ministration whlcti posed to be prot best interests of the the same students sponsible for the this University is The issue cannot looked. If this buisness is perm we as students n evaluate exactly that we hope gain at in our quest for and well being. I can only hope Parkside_ a takes action in re issue. BOOkstore manager responds to' story To the Editor: ff" b . We feel we must respond to ~ eca~se it contains many terview m~ for a the article "Students feel ~cc~aCles. the Mil!ion Dollar A book store contest was a rip- ted anger reporter re- Sweepstakes game ques an appointment to in- See Bookstore, EDITORIAL STAFF ~="'.::::::::::::::::::::::.~"= ~ Pacc8golOla .Assl. News Editor Loura _ Entertainment Editor Jen .lemmennann 5pons Editor K9V1nZirke4bach., Copy Editor John Kehoe •................••........... Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Petition forms available for PSGA elections Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Feb. 9.1989 ,.- Vol. XVII. No. 18 Petition forms available for PSGA elections Petition forms are now avaUable for the Parkside SludentGovernment Assoeta; lion (PSGA) spring elections, to be held March 1 and 2. The positions of President andVice President wllJ be on theballot, as will nine Senate seats,one Parkside Union AdvisOry Board (PUAB) atlarge seat, and one SegregatedUniversity Fees Allocation Commmlttee (SUFAC) atlargeseat. Requirements for seeking any of the above positions are: a nominee must be a Parkslde student, carrying at least six credit hours this semester. have a cumulative grade point average of 2.00 and not be on final academic probation. Nomination petitions must beeompleted for the nominee to appear on the spring ballot Petition forms are availablein the PSGA office (WLLC D139A). Petitioners are reqntred to, file a release form With a member of the PSGA election committee before taking out their initial petition. Petitions must be completed and turned in by 1:23 p.m.. Monday, Feb.-20. Petitions must meet these UW System makes ACT test scores mandatory by Geraldine Murawski Susan Johnson to be determined by place. ment tests and possibly past educational records. Along with Act scores, colleges are provided with other 1n!ormation such as career interests and counseling information. "I think the good part of this is that we'll get a lot of other information that counselors wl1l find helpful in working with atudenis," JOhnson said. criteria: in addition to the aforementioned fHing process, petitions must be signed .by Parkside students only. Social security numbers (student 10 numbers) must accompany signatures. Petitioners must collect 50 signa. tures for the offices of Prestdent and Vice President, and 25 signatures for the offices of Senator, SUFAC at-large and PUAB at-Iarze. ' A random drawing for balJot positions of candidates wUJ take place on wednesday, Feb. 22 at 1:13 p.m. wnte-tn candidates must meet the same requirements as declared candidates; they must declare their candidacy in writing and file It with an election committee member Next fall it wUJ be mandatory for incoming freshman to submit ACT (Admissions College Test) scores as part of their admissions request. The University of Wisconsin System has issued this as a requirement for admission to all of Its universities. According to Susan Johnson of the Registrar Office, Parkslde has decided to use the ACT as a secondary criteria for admittance. by noon Monday, Feb. 2fT. A release form must be filed with an election committee member. A list of write-in candidates' names and the offices they are seeking will be avallable at the polling places. Elections will be held Wednesday, March 1 and Thurs~ day, March 2 from 9 a.m.-8 p.m. No electioneering will be allowed within 50 feet of the polls. Absentee ballots will be available on Thursday, Feb. 23 in the PSGA office. Ballot counting will begin at 8: 16 p.m, March 2 by the election committee. The Ranger will run a copy of the ballot and biographies of the candidates in the Feb. 23 issue. If an incoming freshman Is in the upper 50 percent of his/her graduating class and has met the correct distrtbution of high school units, ACT scores will not be used as a criteria for admittance. ACT scores that are substantial will allow admission to students who do not meet the primary requirements for Parkside admission. Out-of-state students wllJ be able to submit SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test) scores for admission, but Wisconsin students must use the ACT. Non- .traditional students do not -have to take the ACT. but their admittance will continue Sexual Harassment Committee release ... P~mphlet explains what can be done about sexual harassment by DanOhlappetta Sexual harassment is "any unwantedor unwelcome sexuat attention- or sexual expression that makes the perSOnwho experiences it uncomfortable in the workplace Orclassroom." It is not "just the way things are," and is serious even if it is not rep~ated. It is a form of sexual discrimination'which is prohibiled by Parkside and UW System policies as well as by state and federal laws. It is about power, not sex. These are statements found in the frontCover of a new handout published and distributed by the Sexual Harassment Committee and the Affirmative Action Office. The handout explains what sexual harassment is and what can be done about it. "Parkside has a good program for dealing with harassment problems and this program has a very stong administrative backing," Frances Bedford, chair of the Sexual Harassment Committee. said. \ i'The Sexual Harassment Committee'S task's to heighten the awareness of the campus community to all forms of sexual harassment and to encourage their el1ml· nation. The committee beHeves that students, employees, faculty, and staff all have a right to enjoy camus life in a hassle free anvtronment, ,. said Bedford. . -rne g-aeulty Senate approved a new campus policy concerning sexual harassment on Nov. 1. The policy defines sexual harassment as unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors. of other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature under tne following circumstances: 1) Submission to such conduct Is made explicitiy or Implicllly a term or condition of an individual's employment Inside..• Page 2••• Learning along life'. path Page 3... Free EnterprIse Week • Club Events Page 4... CIusIfleds Page 5••• Willter c.mJvaIlInes up with... DPage_ .... 8PORTS1 SPORTSlaPORTSI or status in a university course, program, or activity. 2) Submission to or"rejection of such conduct by an Individual is used as the basis for academic or employment decisions affecting that Indlvidual. 3) Such conduct has the purpose or effect of substantially interfering with an individual's academic or work performance, or creates an intimidating, hostile, demeaning, or offensive employment or educational environment. As stated in the handout and further explained by Bedford. "If you come under pressure of sexual harassment, there are certain things you should do. It Is Important for you to keep notes on the incident. You should also discuss it with someone and report it to the Harassment Committee so the situation can be resolved. Those who are harassed have recourse to assistance and the Harassment Committee serves as a channel for anyone to report infractions. " In the Parkside polley statement there are two categanes of procedures that can be taken for resolving sexual harassment: 1) Informal procedures allow for dealing through inSee Harassment, page 3 2 Thursday, Feb. 9, 1989 Ranger .... four view I Ap.°em ... Learning along life's path The following poem was shared with me by a close friend who came across it while working at Parkside's Microcomputer Center. It was the sign-off message that. appeared on the phosphorous monitor, culminating the exit procedure. The author Is unknown. I'd like to share It with you; hence, this week's editorial. After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul; And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security; And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises; And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a chlld; And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground Is too uncertatn for plans; After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much; 80 plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers; And you learn that you really can endure ... that you really are strong, And you really do have worth. GfNTRODUCING: • . . leners to the editor ..... . . Other side of condom use dispute To the Editor: moral, tends to propagate the belief of AIDS being easlly transmittable, and encourages homophobia. The suggestions, by Rev. Mark Gotvald, O.P. In his Letter to the Editor of Jan. 19, that the use of condoms does not make sex safe ignores the vast amount of in. formation the medical world does have about the acquisition of AIDS. The letter also leaves out his religious viewpoint that any sex outside of a Catholic marriage Is 1mA discussion of moral sexual behavior should be conducted within the confines of his religious viewpoint, rather than by making Innuendos (e.g, sex outside of marriage Is wrong) and falsifying information (e.g. condoms do not make sex safe). If one wants answers to a question of religion, one asks a priest's oplnion. If one wants information about a sexually transmrttable disease. one goes to a health or medical proresstonal. The manner in which the Rev. Gotvald presents his beliefs is deplorable and one can only hope that people who want correct information about AIDS will go to someone else. Susan Bums College Republicans look to future To the Editor: Politics Is exciting controversial and effects everyone's lile. With the addition of the College Republlcan to the Parkside campus, the heat will be even closer to home. The College Republican Party encourages and cultivates leaders for tomorrow. The College Republicans provide an outlet for polrtlcal : acttlvttes, as well as an inlet for information about what our pollticans are doing. the membership of the College Republicans will have opportunitles to meet political figures, attend party conventions, campaign for candidates, and even write Iegfslation when they take over Madison in amock legislative assembly. Members partlctpate In politics on national, state and local levels, and learn the RepUblican posttions and motives In the act1on. Recently, Lennie Weber, Racine County District Attorney, delivered a charismatic speech to the group encouragIng active roles in community politics. Parkside can antici- .pate other figures to speak in the near future. Everyone is welcome to attend. Contact Chairperson Brenda Wilson for Information, 639·3252,and keep your eyes open for our next guest speaker. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-ehief Kel!y McKissick News Editor Keille Paceagnella ..•......... Asst. News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann '" Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins .•......••.......... Circulation Manager John M~lrter ; Distribution Manager Curt Shlrcel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd. MiC~elle Gael, Abu Hasse-n, Sharon Krause., Jeff LeWIS,.Karen McKissick, Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski. Scott Singer, Bill Topper Rob . Twardy. C?anielV':IlIin. Yickie Pundsack,.Jeff Reddick, ,Dawn M~lIland, Mike PICazO, Felix Konklin, Suzann McCormick. Rangeris written a~d edit~d by students of UW-Parkside,Whoare solely responsiblefor its editorial~ cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaksand holi- days. ieLettersto the editor will be accepted only ~ they are typed double-spaced and 350words or leSS, All h ttldersmust be SIgned,with a telephone number inclUdedfo; verification purposes Nameswillhe. e upon request. . fa~~~e~ ~eservesthe right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de. T~~~~~:'for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication 0:" correspondenceshould be addressedto: Ranger, UW·Parkside. Box 2000. Keinglha WI ,53141. Telephone414/553-2267 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis. The student body has spoken. Ranger Thursday, Feb. 9, 1989 3 • Employment topic of conference Free enterprise week Feb. 5-11 Patrick E. Moran, the Mayor of Kenosha, has de. ~.lared this week, Feb. 5·11, as Free Enterprise Week." Recently, business students from the area high schools have been Involved In many projects to promote the free enterprise concept. The highilght of these activltles was the Feb. 4 distribution of a 24-page supple. ment to the Kenosha News. The supplement, written and produced entirely by the business students of the high schools, was paid for by advertisements from local bustnesses. The ads for the supplement were solIcited by marketing students from both Tremper and Bradford High Schools. . Touted as the biggest and best supplement yet. the project has been going on for seven straight years. Two Bradford students. senior Jamie Vollmer and junior Susan Hockney. were the cochairpersons of the project. Jeff McCauley, Bradford marketing Instructor, said "Each year has been a little better and different. but one consistency Is that It (the supplement) has been selected as number one in Ute state each year." McCaUley also said he feels "the benefits (of the supplement) are two fold. Not only do the people who read it get exposed to the Ideas, but the students who put It together learn a great deal." ed to all of the high school marketing programs In the state, In addition to being given to the business and social studies students In Madislon area high schools. It wlll have a flnal distribution of 25,000 copies. A coloring contest for area first- and second-graders was also held, with a theme of "Be Wise, Promote Free Enterprise. " "There were a lot of entries. We felt it went over very well. It said SJnger. Other Free Enterprise Week activities Included distrlbutlng tray liners to area restaurants and a breakfast with Moran for high school student leaders. At thIll gath· ertng, the mayor spoke to the students about success in life as well as his optlmllltic outlook for the future of Kenosha. Slnger gave a presentation about the Free Enterprise System. by Rosemarie Cucunato and Jody Petrykowski The United States Is enter, IIlg into the 1990's with major domestic economic challenges,such as a shortage of a qualifiedlabor force. under, developedlabor resource In the distressed urban and rural areas, continued and increasedlevels of poverty, and major demographic and indUstrialrestructuring. All of whichare posing a threat to the capablJltles of the United Statesto compete effectively III the international market. The problem of developing and Implementing programs targeted at the distressed and underdeveloped urban and rural' areas was the topic of a Wingspread Conference held on Jan. 17-18.The conierence, entiUed"Expandlng Opportunities for Employment and Self-Sufflciency," was sponsored by the Council of State Community Affairs Agencies (COSCAA) and the Johnson Foundation, and was the second of a aeries of conierences to be held around the country. At the conference, governmellt officials from 11 states dlIeussed how to develop and implement an economic op· portunItystrategy designed to !acWtste the participation of economically disadvantaged peopleand areas In the economicgrowth process. David Osborne,author of Laboratorlea of Democracy; Hllary Pennlngion, Director of Jobs for the Future and Joseph McNeely, President of the Development Tralnlng Institute, were some of the nongovernmental participants. Although the national economy seems to be doing well on the Whole, there are two disturbing trends developing: 1) a growing loss of competitiveness in the world economy, and 2) increasing Isolation of anumber of citizens in thenational economy. These two trends are the cause for worry not only within the public sector but also the private sector. Because economic develoment programs must be targeted at a , human resource Which is underdeveloped and totally lacking In basic SUbsistence skllls, let alone skllls which are needed In a rapldiy movIng service economy, the source of correction cannot come from government alone. There Is a dire need for all sectors, state and local gOY. ernment. Corporate and nonprofit, and expeclally educa, tlon, to cut across bureau. cratic barriers and cooperate on re-structurtng the labor force. According to Eloise Ander. son, Administrator of the Wis. consin Dlvlsron of Community Services In the Dept. of Health and Social Services, In order for an economic development strategy to be effec. ttve, It must be not only a politicallpollcy /program strategy but also a manage. ment/organlzational strategy. One problem with economic development strategies Is that polIcies tend to belong to administrations. and thus they change every few years with the administration, without perhaps being Implement. ed to thetr fullest extent. There are additional problems In implementation of programs, and also In obtatnIng the resources to fund these types of programs. Perhaps the major obstacle which is yet to be overcome In the field of economic development Is the belief which many Americans have that poor people are lazy, or fallures, and In some way deserve their poverty. We found especially Intrigutng a proposal by Eloise Anderson that two men, from the general assistance payrolls, be taught to lIve with five boys in need of role models and someone to ensure that they attend school. They would all Ilve In a rundown house In Mllwaukee, which they would be assisted to make liveable. They also would be assisted with house- . hold matters. Another promising idea was to entice corporations, the private sector. to get involved in education. Another project was an 8- page teachlng aid produced by Hoekney and Barbara Singer. also a Bradford junior. The guide, presented in newspaper rorm. presents facts about the free enterprlses system, as well as givIng examples of successful enlrepreneurs. The ald Is In the process of being distrlbut· ----Club Events---- STUDENT NURSES ASSOCIATION There wlll be a recruitment meeting for all pre-nurstng and nursing students on Friday, Feb. 10, at 10 a.m .. In Unlon 207. There wlll be refreshments and door prizes. GEOLOGY CLUB mal Activity on the Geochem· lcal Characterlstlca of Yel. lowstone Lake" on Friday. Feb. 10, at 1 p.m., In GRNQ 111. The talk Ia _ and open to all. Dr. Val Klump of the Dept. of Geosciences and center for Great Lakes Research at the University of Wisconsin-Mil· waukee will talk OIl ··The Potential Impact of Qeother· Some people carry our compatibility a bit too far , . Free mouse and up to $100 off with any Z86LP computer purchase! Sexual harassment policy for campus revised the method by which an In· Harassmenf, from page 1 tigatlon should be conduct· forrnal redress with a sltua· ~~s The actIon wlll proceed tlon Which might be simply a acrording to the regulatic::: matter of Ignorance or na- governing the Indlvldu t Ivete, . a alnSt whom the complain 2) Formal procedures take ";s been made. action when a formal written COrnplalntIs filed with the As· Slstant to the Chancellor for Affirmative Action, Linda An- ~rey, 206 Tallent Hall, or to e Chair of the Sexual Harassrnent Commlttee~ profes· SOr Frances Bedford, Comrnunlcatlon Arts 239. 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MS-~ included ith all s)'scems. 4 Thursday. Feb. 9. 1989 Ranger Kinship responds to a need by Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor A child from a single parent home is six times more likely to end up in juvenile court than a child from a two parent famlly. This child Is also more likely to drop out of school or end up in a mental Institution. KInship had this problem In mind when It formed over twenty years ago. KInship was formerly the Big Brother-Big Sister OrganiZation. KInship matches troubled chlldren with adult volunteers. Adults wishing to volunteer to be a Klnsperson are screened by the stsff and a screening committee. They are then matched up with a chlld on the basis of personal. Ity and Interests. -votunteers are matched for a year, but many relationships continue longer. Presently, the Kenosha Kinship has 83 matches and a waiting list of 50 children. The organization will be holding a tundraislng paper drive on Saturday, Feb. 11 from 9 a.m. to noon at St. Mary'S Lutheran Church, 2001 BOth St., Kenosha. For free pick-up, call 658-0151 before the nth. The money raised will be used for activities, administrative costs. and screening because Kinship is a nonprofit organization. If you are interested in volunteering or know of a child who could benefit from the organizatlon, call' the number listed above or stop by St. Mary's church. Thoughts for the week "Ninety-eight percent of the adults In this country are de· cent, hard-working. honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the pUblicity. But then we elected them." ·Lily Tomlin ••A chip on the shoulder is often a piece of wood that has fallen from the head." A picnic,:l barbecue and plenty o{Old St)'k> Ht>er.It wouldn't be Labor Day Without them. Have(I j.!"OodOllt". HIIlEMAN'S OIJ) STYlI. AMERICA'S BEST-BREWED PRIMIVM BEER. ___ Classifieds---l (1 red pea, no JON HEARRON - Fa PEZ ...CHERRrtl" avo is punishable by law! Ulty~ question about viiiw' to the anony- SO punish me. ~ EXECUTIVE er: What do you CORINNE· I miss YO mous name·~ro~p r;d be amused to very much. See you in ~ Ii: IOy~ know of "cart~~ation out of print and Boogada Boogada. dayS ~ take this conve PARKSIDE HELD h into person· cALLy PLACE the handt- Isn't that the same ~:tage~J" STRATEGI . front of a fire hose and NlghlUne started? Y '!'ell.,.. capped 'vl~~rul~p planning. EXECUTIVE VIEW: p door. Typ CTS OF deep foresight and hostage. Day 322. • ~ ARCHITE ,lEN - I don't want to I ha ShallowIQlT FOR president. Milk· TO THE two dark ltailan veloJ MILK, oa s TO'o:Spresident. MUktoast for bad you have to go hom ~ every weekend _ Then It~to " presIdent. y~~ & wanda •• think ry! The ffner girls atV.Wsp"" ROSS, KE JANINE, IT was proved iaat~. SD~:~ts;~~~ your butt out any win- day that short people are f ? MACHO MADNE~ ft~ dD~Jla~tjUBt nod your head and sucks ... Pledge is Fat r::" HAPPY VANENTINE'''Sn.:.. :~~h~2:3:x'HEY can't see you looking ~~~:~rfUI family. Jamie: ~iWu.';~~ri":riiR111:UEND, how ROSS: LET'S act OUr . 'bout we join yo" and make it a one on "name calling" It's J::' one r Helga and Olga. sometimes that hurts! GAY/LESBIAN UNION: 635 College PMS.HICKIES you CAN't ~ee. a mar- KEUJ:E P. Well? Could Ave.. Racine; 7:30 p.m. tst & 3rd ried man Is after thee! Sheila. hts 'Max' or what? Ten Me Wed. each month. 13 PAD EXECUTIVE council: All talk, SUPPORT E.R.A .... Make 180 MEETING on Monday, Feb. no action. 'd on the wet spot. Union 207 at 1:00. puppy • HAPPY Valentine s ay EDDIE MUNSTER. Raa Love Don Cano. sobered up yet! ROSS. HOW can you tell if the light Is HEY JORDAN - What 1a: dedlc~ted? (What· the sun?) Thanks did you really defy? W for a fun weekend! • Grasshopeer. BEANZ • STOP aalt1nR: BOZO • HAPPY Valentine's Day_ Layoff the freon! Tewwl mr Love Duke. LISTEN RED, If I'm not "WATCH ITl I already sucked on the are you called B-teh? endoflt!"- Overheard. HECK OF a Hot Tub Hey OVERHEARD IN the Ranger office: (That's you Beaner) , "When I come he's never In!!!" OOBI Ii MONTHSI Ii OH Really Laura? months! '" can I throw up NAOMI LEVIN how'.s by you? Time PAWN'S QUOTE for the to hunt· hide 'n seek! men are just not born with p: NEWS RANGER Thieves, return the JENNI JAKU8: W bench to the theatre! again. - Brad. JON ...WELL I'm waiting? It's your CONGRATULATIONS Mr turn to be turned down for a date! Rubner. Best wishes With ASK ME! Ranger Staff. M.M. IN 68 _ I'd like to get to know TOM GONDEK . Hey you! nicllin does wonders .... 3A ARNIE Go Home your not one of STILL VOMITING'! Or is .. my the girls. make·up running? You maIit WHO'S ALL here Jen? It could Hap- seous. pen. BARB, HEY how's It SCOOTER: ARE you carrying a ski we're frelnds. ERICA pole in your pocket or are you just ROB O. How's your buaI glad to see me! Havtn' fun yet? Erica J.H. HOW do state cars handle in Osh· HEY JON· Shot for the kosh? Yaegermelster. maybe? HAPPY VALENTINE'S Day :MIchelle MILKTOAST FOR PSGA Love Cuddles. NICHOLAS· WE ARE HIGH TUITION'? ALL I was saying is cats ... Love you, Ke1lle, did the REALLY need so much tape. OKAY· DRAO me to Vie And no. I AIN'T "stupid". toast. FOR SALE ART SUP'PLIES - AcryliC pain~s, board etc Very reasonab e, ~v:~used. C~ll eYriSd,iatE"d~:821real WEST RACINE ( . BASEMENT SALE. '67 BuIck wudcetWhite 4-Dr., Jim Beam Collec~lOn, two piano accordians. one anll?Ue t writer drapes, refrlgera or, b~s men's & women's matching, grUl '& dehumidtfer. Let's make a deal! 637-2761. WANTED BASS PLAYER and lead sInger, heavy metal call 553-2884:· MEETINGS HELP WANTED PERSON TO 11ftdisabled man in bed. 9:15-10:00 p.m. every night. $5.00 each time, one mile from campus. M2·7843. No experience necessary. SERVICES OFFERED TYPING, COMPUTER Training, Word Processlng. Call David Kanecki, 8M-8710. PERSONALS "RANGER RUMOR" Step on balls ... tell me that you love me. MIKE, ONE more day! this is so ex· citing!!! Devious - that's all 1 can say! I love you! Michelle. MEL _ FEED 1:hat man and keep him hanging! Yo roomIes. DEAR DARLING Tomato, Tom-Ato, Toe mo toe, 1want you tennesian tintilating toes. Toefully yours -- Toft!. HEY YOU gorgeous, blonde, Tennessee lady! Put on some more 'Madre" perfume! PSGA ELECTIONS Nominating Petitions are now available for the following positions' *******~***************** . . President Vice-President Senator Sufac At-Large PUAB At-Large **********~************** ~[Lrgob~1~~~mation,stopin the PSGA office, interCarnival winds up with ... by Laura Pestka Identi . EntertainmentEditor Jeff wc~ twtns Greg and . e b are the song wrtters o~the bunch. Jeff also plays guitar, keyboards and IS on vocals. Greg i~ on vocals and bass. Jay Rae also p~rforms vocals and guitar with Aaron Albright as the drummer. The group started plaYing together as sophomores In high school about six years ago and are still going strong. The biggest group by far they have ever played for had to be at the St. Louis Veiled Fair where 50,000 people showed up to see their two hour performance. "Rave" has gotten rave reApower-packed, energy en- _"'ing, hot tune infested "'i will lop off the Winter ~val festivities. "Rave" rill performthis Friday in unionSquare as a culmi. llonofWinterCarnival fes- ~lles. "Rave" plays original sicas well as what they "Rave-arranged" verjcl1S ofnits by such groups "The, Beatles," "INXS" d "The Romantics. " 'Rave"takes these greats grealsand adds a splash ~elrownstyle to them. The counselor,Stu Rubner, isJI'lin the corner this week lor the simple reason that lhereis a new addendum to ~eRubnerfamily. This addendum,Justin Alexander, Is Ihe proud son of Stu. Born at Ihe pre-dawn time of 5:28 a.m. and weighing in at a !ealthy 7 lbs. 8 oz., Justin !liS bomon January 29, 1989. On behalfof the Ranger, congratulationsto Stu and June Rubner.•.and welcome to the ~llParkslde graduate, Jus. . Alexander Rubner. .. Ranger Thursday, Feb. 9, 19895 Views from students who have seen them perform in such places as New York Oklahoma and Missouri. Stu: dents describe them as having great on and off·stage personalities and being one of the most successful events of the year held at their respect1ve schools. Celebrate Winter Carnival 1989 by attending the dance a~d awards ceremony which will begin at 8 p.m, Though there is no Counselor's Corner column this week, the counselor will be in next week. In order to keep Stu Rubner writing and the column in print we need questions. t If you have a question you'd like answered, there Is a box just inside the Ranger office door where you can drop It off. Questions will be reviewed, selected and answered by Stu Rubner, the counselor in the corner. The counselor is out ,er you e shown your folks around, ,:~howthem this. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus and Community" :~~MMUTER LOCKERS • BOWLING • CINEMA THEATER I BA~NGROOM .• BILLIARDS • INFO CENTER t & GRILL • FOOSBALL • TV LOUNGE t CATERING • VIDEO GAMES • MEETING ROOMS ,~M RESERVATIONS • TABLE TENNIS • TICKET SALES 'LAAVEL PROGRAMS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • CHECK CASHING tTAsGE SCREEN TV • SPECIAL PROGRAMS • POSTAL DROP LEGAMES • OUTDOOR PATIO • VENDING After they've seen.where you eat, where you sleep, and where you go to class, show them what's going to help you study. The IBM~ Personal System/Z" is the best way to show your parents just how serious you are about your grades. It's easy to learn and easy to use, and can help you organize notes, revise papers, produce high-quality graphics, and more. And if you're eligible, you'll even get the IBM PS/2 at up to 40% off. So after you've shown them around, show them what counts. For more information contact the Computer Support Center, 553-2235 WLLC-D150A 6 Thursday, Feb. 9.1989 Ranger Wrestlerswintourney~- wresUers. from page 8 Championship In the process. Also eam.1ng medals for the Rangers were Scott Wessley at 190lbs. and Rob Fox at 177 .lbs. Wessley finished the tournament with a 4-1 record and placed third, while Fox. who moved up from 167 lbs. to reo place an inured Mark Hematrer at 177lbs .. placed fourth In going 3,2 on the day. Heavy' weight Kevin Tremel1lng scored for Parkslde. but did not earn a medal . "This was a nice win for our team," commented Koch. '''Wlth Mark Hemauer Injured, I wasn't sure if we would be able to win the tournament. The rest of the teatn picked up the slack and performed well. prtce. Demer· ath and Whiting did what they have been doing all year for us. Skarda and Stephen· son both wrestled well. and qualified themselves for the NAJA National Championships. Our goal Is to turn the intensity up just a little high· er for the remaining month of the season and see how many All-Amertcans and Natlonal Champions we can finish the season with." .. - ..... _ •• _ ••• 1•• _. by Jeff Reddick The conference Is made up of six . UW System schools; •••••••••••••••••••••••• This past weekend. the Whitewater:-- Oshkosh. MilI $5 99 I Parkslde Bowling Team saw waukee, Madison. Platteville, ·lJa~ I action In a Big Six Confer· and Parkslde. At each conter· • •• ence meet at UW-Milwaukee. ence meet, the teams bowl I : . ' • L ] Rece,velWO'09u'3'cheeSe pizzas for only $5 99' • I r------------, • . ._10' AddItional toPpings $150. I • I L ., each covers both pIzzas • • . . ..LJ.. Ell-pires 6130/69 • • Not valKlWlltlany Olne<olte' CUSlOrlWrpaTS apOlo<.:aclesale!>1,)< L"""leo !leI"·,,,,, • I '. • area Our oove,s Col"" less In.." $2{) 00 1988 D<lm,no .. P'l/a I"t • r······_···············, I I : &111& $7.99 : I Dont FOigetil I ~IB. 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EARN 57.10 PER HOURI Thursday I •• ••••• _ L Call 552·2227 for details .J ------------------------------------ ---------- Bowlers take 38 of 32 in Big Six Locally owned and operaled, Call US Raclnel Call US Kenoshal North:""'" 3945 Ene St. o North; 1070 2136 Washington Cenlral;U41laa 1100Wasl'li~onAve. West: 17 4919 60th Street South. 1M •• 1 2308 Lathrop South: tu-1222 8028 2200 Ave. The Rangers have a busy weekend coming up, with the Wheaton Invite on Friday and saturday. Approximately 30 teams will vie for honors, with the Rangers looking to contend with defending cnampion Drake University for team honors. Next Wednes· day, Parkslde will close out their regular season with a home dual meet against Mar· quette. Parkslde leads the serles with the Warriors 11-4. but Marquette has one of Ila finest squads ever. Match time begins at 7:00 p.m, In the Ranger Sports Complex. OPEN FOR LUNCH DAILY AT 11:00 A.M. -Sun .•Thurs. - 11am-12am Fn. & sat. - 11am-12am •()pen Mon .Thu.S 11am· , am Lem's line... Sooners soon to reign again Missouri at Oklahoma, 2-10·89 A battle of Big Eight titans comes. aUve tonight third ranked Missouri ('-0 In the conference) tra~ soonervllle to take on sixth-ranked Oklahoma, wholraI1: the Tigers by a game at 5-1. . Derrick Chlevous turned In his Tiger Paws after year to join the NBA's Rockets. but coach Norm s~ squad has more than filled the gap that ChleVOUs~ Senior guard Byron Irvin, last year's leading : scorer, has recovered from an off-seaaon knee 1nJui,.... lead them to a 20-3 record. Missouri became the 10 NCAA team to reach the 20·wln plateau this season ::: their 73-68 win over Kansas State. Gary Leonard ~ latest to fill the scoring gap, hitting for 22 against K.llta~ others who have stepped forward: Doug Slllltb 'IlIIa threw his 6'10' frame Into the front line last year f~r11.1 points and 6.6 rebounds per contest as a frosh, 8Il41bi year's freshman addition Anthony (Potato) Peeler ba given Missouri the team concept they lacked last Y8&r~ suffering their usual premature exit from the Big DllIlet, The Sooners return oniy two players from last year. starting five. It just so happens that the two cOll1b~. average 31i.7points and 12.7 rebounds per game. Tblan,. namlc Duo of stacey "Sky" KI1lg and Damon "JlooMioo Blalock has led the Sooners to a 19-3 mark and a biW. one-week stint at the Number One spot In the naUiali ranklngs. Tony "the Hawk" Martin has emerged.!8 .". feet compliment to King In the front court, while '!.'eft'Iiilt "T.Love" Mullins' play at off-guard has allOWed~ to concentrate on I'\JIl$g O.K.'s offensive machllie (I you can consider that a one-man job). The winner of this .game will not oniy have the track on the Big Eight title, but look for them to take the number one spot when G·Town loses sometlm8 next two weeks. Billy Tubbs won't get his wish of Loyola-Marymount to the 100·polnt.half mark In but he's got too many horses for Missouri to home. O.K. could afford to shoot as low as to% game. because they'll own the glass and the floor one. Lem's Une: Oklahoma 1M. MIssourI. two three-game b1oellr,. block against a .. school with a ~ points being a.w~ij victor. Parkslde squarel\:I the home team kee In the first b this didn't seell1to __ Rangers as they .. points. In the seconi" the team bowled" Platteville who also 11'-' tim to the Rangen.,l'Jl side routed for 21polIIII. Although the poiJlt were of great sl~ the teams' chance. llR'& ference title thiS ., longed to P~~~ Lemmermann. Lem UIlI" 603 In the first biodl,p1 It not been for a 1ft,III rles would have~" standing. But he • finished thereBStj of the blocks faSt and followed with not been for a with coach Jeff series would -have:tillt' but Lem s~ after a slOWs~~ and a 681serieB•..- conference thIS ..... Captain John IIItIt'J fired a 617on the ~~ Ing out the rest of..,. was Dan Sle SchUlz, and MarNext week Rangers take ence title hOpes UW.Plattevllie. • ~et unbeaten in basketball bYMarlo Lemelux Green Division , 118 Hom Dogs 52 ~: H~rnDogs too.k a f1-:e. t lead into the Intermis- ~~ but they couldn't hold :'~e SIW attack In the secd 1la1f. Dave Peterson led ~ with 29 and J. Brown srw d in 18 to raise SIW- ~~rdto 2.0. S. Christensen b&d 21 In a losing effort for ~eHornDogs. . 11IO"'" Come True 69, 1IiID""l lIZ RaJldy YuhaS' 23 points led per to their second Victory ~ the season as they outItOred Hamm's 37-29 In the DD&120 minutes. Ken Gill and Jeolt stulo had 18 apiece for DIe wlMers,while Dan KendIiJISkI andDennis Kaczanow111 had 22 and 20 for I!aIIlm'l. ~ Boss J, Straight Up 0 1forIol1) ~. Oun 59. Hamms 51 llsmm'lluffered their sec. loss of the day, this time RiG who lived off Gary 'I gsme·high 25 points, of whichcame In the sec. haU. Kaczanowskl led m'lwlth 18. . Black DIvision LA Dream Team 106 The Dogs 60 ' b The Dream Team proved to e too much for the Dogs as they scored 58 first-half points In putting the game away early. All five starters scored 18 or more for the Dream Team, led by Jeff Fe?rick's 25 and Jeff Reikow, ski s 22. Steve Moore hit for 22 to lead the Dogs. Busters 64, RWB 62 (OT) Mark Zuckley's 3-point bas. ket wlth 7 seconds remaining put the game Into overtime but RWB fell to the Busters' who held a 32·22 halftime ad: vantaga, in the extra session. Zuckley had 18 to pace RWB while Bill Topp had 16 ami Len Anhold had 14 in a bal. anced Busters' attack. Posse In Effect M, Cavaliers 62 . Posse In Effect blew open a close game by out-scoring the Cavs 49-29 after the tntermtsslon for the easy victory. Rich Snaltynskl, who had 14 In the first half, was held to seven In the second for the Cavs, who couldn't keep pace. Steve LeLonde had 19 in the second half and 28 for the contest to lead all scorers. Dllncarerra had 25 for Posse. AGU-Iwinners advance 8peelal to !be Ranger llte follOWing individuals lave wonCampus Quallflca. IiIIl Tournaments and will "PresentParkslde at the As- "'IaUonOf College Unions • ~matlonal (ACU-l) Re. tIoosi Tournament held at UW·Stoutn Feb. 17-18, 1989. lliehael Moss, a senior In iIET, won the men's pocket ~ tllle by double eltmt- ~thn In a slrong competition lm!o Armand Bonofiglio a .. r In administrative ~an- ,ement. ~j~Murphy, a sophomore ;,0 g In music, beat rge Yee. a freshman in political scinece, in the table tennis division in a series of single elimination games. Louis Prange, a senior In business administration, won the men's recreational bowlIng division, and senior Pat Grady, beat Dave Borntrag-' er, to capture the title in 301 Darts. Borritrager; a junior in business, teamed up with Rob Bado, also a junior in bustness, to capture the men's table soccer division. More than 30 students par· tlcipated In this years ACU-I tournament, held from Jan. 26.29 in the Union Recreation Center. 1M STANDINGS Green Division TEAM W L GB , ~~~~True ~ g Ig Boss 2 1 HomDogs 1 1 ~un&Gun 1 1 St . I ra'ghl Up . 0 2 I~amm's 0 3 t -IIICIUdesfOrfeit SCore of 2-0 In favor of Big BosS I Black Division I Team W L Q!! PF PA ~Dres;r;am 2 0 182 123 SIers 2 0 132 129 CavSSe In EffeCI 1 1 1 151 130 SUers 1 1 1 111 130 8 0 2 2 125 140 .. the Dogs 0 .2 2 106 155 PF PA 177 126 153. 132 137" 167 133 128 117 118 70 86" 179 202 .5 1 1 2 2.5 Ranger Thursday, Feb. 9, 19897 Topper's topper ..• LOUiSVille holds trump cards Louisville at UCLA, 2·11·89 Tim~out. Wait a minute. First, a look at this week's Parkslde Profile. The week's featured athlete Is Brian Gauthier, a junior_from Neenah. Now back to the important storr. Louisville travels 10 Pauley Pavillion on Saturday after. noon for a non-conference call against the UCLA Bruins. The Cardinals, headed by coach Denny "Bread" Crum, enter the contest with a Top 10 ranking and a tenacious full-court press. Dunk 'n' Dish artist LaBradford Smith spearheads a talented and deep bunch with his high·flying alrshow and his uncanny ability to feed the baIl Into the low post. Senior Kenny' 'Window" Payne has finally come out of his scoring shell and has shown Why he was a First Team AA out of high school four years ago. Seven foot, one Inch and 285 pounds are the dimensions of strongman Felton Spencer. The Cards' best player, Pervls ElIIslon, has been recovering from a freak knee injury two weeks ago In the Ohio State game. If he returns at full strength, this one's a blowout. Freshman sensation Don ("I'm not the singer") Mclean and senior point guard (Winnie the) Pooh Richardson (hey, Lewis, I found another better than Corchlannl!) have been the mainstays for first year coach Jim Harrick. If forward Trevor Wilson comes to play, this one could be interesting. Pauley owns the most championship banners, but Cards have been In the Final Four every two years In the SO' •• Topper's Topper: Louisville 82, UCLA 76 Big win for hoops - Hoops, from page 8 there, and the Rangers came away with the four- point win. with a seven- point run to pull out to a 53-46lead. Edwardsville started to his the offensive glass at that point, going on a 12-4 run, which gave them thetr first lead of the contest at 58·57 with 2:41 remaining. The Rangers held the ship together, though, and a Drew Schmldtmann bomb from eandy-Iand put Parkslde back on top with just over a minute remainfng. The Cougar offense remained in Its shell from Schmidtmann led all scorers with 21, including five of eight shooting beyond the arc. Richard Delk had 18 whlle pulling down seven rebounds. The Rangers shot M$ (23 of 43) on the night. and turned the baIl over only nine times. Brown led the Cougars with 20, on seven of 14 shooting, but he couldn't rescue them, as the team shot 48%. The Cougars I record is now 16·6. TUesdays: "south of the Border oay" Margaritas Pina coladas oreamsicles $t.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Ron's PCace Sarufwiches aruf Cocktails sundays: BlOody Marys 2 for t, 12-4 p.m. For the' game, parkside out-shot the vtsttors. 52 percent to a frigid 31 percent. Carrol1 threw up a total of 33 three pointers, but hit nothing but the floor on a few of them and made 11 for 33 percent. The Rangers on the other han<!~-"2.nnectedon 70 percent by Bill Topp The Parkslde men's basketball squad unleashed a relentess offensive display Jan. 31 and defeated Ute Pioneers of carroll College 88-69. - In what proved to be a very physical game, Carroll, who came in with an offensive average of neariy 90 ppg, were outscored 47-32 in the second half by the Rangers for thetr seventh win of the season. Parkside, playing without injured swtngrnan steve Jerrtck, relled on the Inside effectiveness of Greg Nash and Richard Delk and the threepoint marksmanshlp of Rod Whlttler and Andy Schmidtmann to run away with the win. Nash started the onslaught with three successive otrensive rebounds and a basket to put the Rangers up 8-6. Nash's next possession provided a driving layup through the porous Pioneer defense and a 10-6lead. But a driving layup by carroll's Jamie Walz and subsequent foul on Ron Petty at the 13:34 mark put he visitors up one, 15-14.But Rod Whlttler would answer at the other end. makIng his first three-pointer of the evenln!!",d putting Parkhitting Schmidtmann for one of his specialties, the trifeta. With the Rangers leading 70- 55, a copy Xerox would be proud of was produced by Schmldtmann, hittlng his second three in less than a minute. Whittier closed the snow by canning his thlrd three and increasing the lead . to 20. fore the half. A Delk layup, a Schmidtmann three, and 2 free throws by Nash sent the Rangers into the locker room with a 41-37 lead. Nash's 17 points and Delks 13 proved the difference for the first 20 minutes. Dan Lyons got the Rangers out of the gate early in the second half, nailing two short jumpers to push the lead to 7. With 16:44 left to play, Carroll's only effective big man. 6'6" Greg Evans. was whistled for his fourth foul and got a prime seat next to Pioneer coach David Fink. Nash and Delk roamed the lane freely. collecting uncontested layups and offensive boards. Two drives by Nash and another Delk jumper vaulted the Parkside lead to 12, 56-44. Nash poured in a season high 33 side on top again. The inspired play of Delk, missing recenUy with a vengence. With 9: 56 remaining in the first half, the senior center hit a short jumper after a feed from Schmidtmann to boost the lead to six, 24-18. The scoreboard read 27-19 soon after Whittler's seond long range bomber and the Rangers seemed well on theirway. But two consecutive threepointers by Carroll cut the lead to two. 32-30. Parkside would make the last run be·. Carroll would return. A three-pointer play by guard Joe Jefferson shaved the Rangers lead to 10. But after a Parkside timeout at the 14: 09 mark, the Richard Delk Show hit prime time. Two power dunks, both off of passes from Schmidtmann, were enough to break Carroll's back, if not the backboards and put Parkside up 61-47. A few minutes later, Delk de"I<!.edto return the ~avor, Delk's play has keyed back-to-b~ck wins at home Wrestlers take Eau Claire Invite in latest conquest steve Skarda captured the 150 Ib, tltle, winning three matches before defeating teammate John Karl 3-2, with a penalty point deciding the match in favor of Skarda. The Ranger's fourth title came when Ted Price defeated Chris Campion of UW· Oshkosh 19-8. On his way to the title. Price won major decisions over three opponents. and was selected as the Outstanding Wrestler of the tournament. The four wins raised his season mark to 34-3. and hls career record now stands at 102-25'.PrIce is only the seventh Ranger to reach the 100-winlevel, and the first to do it as a junior. Price also broke the single-season' record of 138takedowns (set by Todd Yde in 1983-84) by recording his 140th in the tornament. Placing second for Parkside was Scott Stephenson at 158 Ibs., losing 8-3 to Brad Simon of Duluth in the finals after winning hIs first three matches. SImon, a two·time NAIA All·Amerlcan, won his thlrd UW-Eau Clair Inv. See Wrestlers, page 6 Indoor Track: Feb. 10th at U 01 Chicago Open (Men) Feb. 11th at Madlson-.,-Golden Track Shoa (W SpecIal to the Ranger The wrestling team upped their dual meet record to 9-2 by dumping UW-Oshkosh 33- 11 on Wednesday. stretching their dual meet string over Wisconsin opponents to 35. The meet served as a warm- -up for the 11th annual UWEau Claire Invitational on Saturday. This was the Ranger's first year of parttctpatlon in the 12-team meet, and they walked away with the team tltle by piacing 6 wrestlers in the finals, coming away with four individual titles. Their first place team score of 83 was 12 better than runner-up St. Cloud State who won the tourney the past two years. Minnesota - Duluth was thlrd with 58, whlle St. John's of MInnesota was fourth with 43. Parkside's first champion in the meet was 126lb. Arthur Demerath, who pinned all three of his opponents, including Dave Schaefer of Duluth in the finals. Demerath was also_th~ runner-up in the voting for the tourney's _.outstanding wrestler award, and - Tim Whiting captured the 142 lb. title was the only wrestler to pin his way through a dIvision, Tim Whlting was the second Ranger champion, wrestllng at 142 Ibs. Whlting best· ed four opponents during the meet. getting a 7-3 victory over Roger SIeve of St. Cloud for the title. raising hls season mark to 29-9. 8angers upset Coug a 39-27lead before vUle scored the fln8[ points of the half to gap. The Cougars their defensive pre the second half 8\ldc the fIrst seven point& even at 39 on a TbIl hat-trick with 18:4& mg. The Cougars grab the lead, Parkside maintained SeeHoops,~ by Jeff Lemmermann The Parkslde Rangers pulled off one of their biggest wins of the season at home on Monday, defeating previously ranked SIU-Edwardsvllle 66- 62. After catching the Cougars asleep from the tip-off, the Rangers opened up a 10-6 lead, establlsl:)ing the slow tempo they needed to win. They held that tempo throughout the half, and~ THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Basketball: Feb. 11th HJlme vs, UW.Mllwaukee--7:30 P.M. Feb. 16th Home vs. Lakeland College--7:30 P.M, Women's Basketball: Feb. 9th Home vs. SI. Joseph--7:00 P.M. Feb. 11th at Lewis University Feb. 14th Home vs. UW.Mllwaukee--5:OO p.m. WreStling: • Feb. 10th at Wheaton Invitational Feb. 15th Home vs. Marquette--7:OO p.M. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Campus safety under scrutiny Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thuraday. February 18. 1989 I.---"D~C9 ~1 n1 trl~~ l1:D~~~~~~~uW(Q)lFW~~CC(Q)[N]~~[N]o[p)~~[K~rr[Q)~ Vol. XVII. No. 19 n r L 1l.BJI..... ~mpussafety under scrutiny Furnace breaks down, Chile Care shuts down by HeIDe Paccagnell& Assistant NeWllEditAlr about the safety of door locks. Her roommate discovered she could open the door with a credit card, and many times Housing doors were left unlocked. She wanted to bring a petition to Housing students concerning these safety issues. "Just doing that may make the students aware that things need to be done," she said. In response to these concerns, Housing director DeAnn Possehl said the lock and lighting problems would be relatively simple to remedy. New lock systems have already been looked at for Housing, at a cost increase of approximately $40. "The students will not have an option of locking their doors anymore, they will automatically lock outside when the door closes," she said. The new lock system wID be completed within the next two years. Possehl said she agreed with the Idea to cage the lights In the stairwells. "That Is very financially feasible for us right now," she said. Also, she would like to have the stairwells painted a lighter color to better reflect light. Both of the projects are expected to be completed this summer. byKelly McKissick N.... EdItAlr Idilor's Note: This is the (rII ill • two'part series on .. "" ",jety. The first will 101 tlIU/l questions raised ioII the issue and the re- ...., from Housing. The l1li Illlll <leal with the refIIII6 {l'oIIl Oampus Police. isSUe of campus safety recenUy been brought BCrIItlny. David OsYIIw took over as DiCampus Pollee In sed that crime plays an tmporcampus security. tiYt concerns on campus and were raised by a was assaulted on Road three weeks There were a few extra "students" in classes on Wednesday. Feb. 8; most of them carried coloring books and crayons. Many students brought their children to. classes because the Child care Center furnace broke down, forcing the faclllty to close. According to Sherry Thomas, Director of the Child Care Center, the heating problem was noticed Tuesday night (Feb. 7) during a staff meeting. The temperature continued to drop. and, at the end of the meeting Thomas called the Physical Plant. Employees from the Plant went to the Center and found that the furnace was not working. The heat returned after the furnace was reset. At 10 p.m. that night Thomas returned to the Center tAlfind the heater etill working. The next morning (Wednes· day) at 5 a.m. Thomas went to the Center to make sure everything was working .: When she arrived, she found that the furnace had stopped during the night, and the temperature was down to 60 degree. In order for the Center for operate, It must maintain a temperature of 67 degrees or higher. The Physical Plant called In a furnace company, who arrived at 8:30 a.m. Thomas decided the Center would reo main closed until 12:30 p.rn. "Because It could be a lengthy and cold process In getting the furnace repaired. and malniy lor the well being of the children, the Center would be closed till 12:30 p.m." she said. Sherry T1>oma with faulty fur_ David Ostrowski At 11 a.m. the workers from the furnace company were etill there. and that wu when Thomaa decided tile Center would have to be closed for the rest of the day. Thomas returned to the Center at 8:30 p.m. that night. and the furnace was In workIng condition . Because of the special work needed to attend to the children, It would have been impossible to move to another location. "There la no other area on the campus that is able to accomodate the needs of warming bottles, changtng diapers, teaching cJaases, and tending to the children," Thomas stated. The Center, whlch Ja funded 67 percent by users' fees, and IS percent by SUF AC, Ja financially responsible for the cost of the furnace repairs. At the present time. no price estimate was available. isted unttl officers told her of them' on the night of her assault. "A lot of girls in the Residence Halls say 'What call boxes? I don't even know what they look like.' " She said she would like additional call boxes installed on Inner Loop Road and close to Hous, ing. The student wanted Improvements made on the lighting system in the Housing stairwells. Currently, the t, who will reo ~~lIlO1l1S. explained .. WII8 not very worried csmpus safety before lie -..It. She was walking IkiIg InnerLoop Road to the l'by Ed buUding at approxi- ~ 10 p.m, She said she .. heard about incidents ocIl1lrIng 0/1 campus sidewalks lid thoughl"It was safer to 1IIIkon Inner Loop Road." AI she passed the loading IIlek entrance at Mollaro ~ man walked out and h'., toUOWlng her. He ..... her what her name :' but she did not answer ...._ and continued to walk "'n the road. The man then r,bed her ann and asked .: BgaIn. She tried to pun ann free and the man ~':' her In the face. She ...... him in the groin and lin back to Housing. "All 1 ::e~to do was get out of lIigh' she said. Later that -.1, BIlereported the incite". to Campus Pollee offl· ~~tllil happened to me,'1 lat. 1 aware ,that it Is not Iald to':"Thalkby yourself," she Ullnis ere are a lot of llIaIl that can be done to Ilot • !he campus safe. Why ba~ent incidents from ing r~••g,~and show incom· bav.~oonrnenthe things we tallt done to make the "UJ PUSsaler. That way we . Itea~e SOmecredlblllty, in· ...... saying It Is safe be· '.t." ~Olhinghas happened .. Iile~•.!tudent, who lIvea in Ia • ... 'denee Halls. said she la!:i;" concerned about the lIlenlof. her living environ11..:" She did not know """lJlUs Police call boxes ex· Inside... Pep 3.•• Governor trims tuition Inc...... Peg- 4••• company scams f... for grant Info Peg_8 . Cou lor's Com... Pep 9.•. CIauIfIecIs The scene of the _ult: Inner LoOP Ro..a<l.! heading towards Phy. Ed. will be k Additional llghting stairwells are Yftln;;d.:::v. proVided by ~PI~~~:' PO":;'il: brown and are th light llghts at eac th ~~~sll~~~'o~;::~t~::dpi~~~ or stolen, In the dawn. e t I ast ~~~r~~~r£;r~:.~ ten black in there, eve~ne and ptaced graduallY, ~ ..'iso ex. daytime. A~~~ are con· per y~a:.:c= about light. Two. t ~eo~t of cement, so you 1::;":. the newly-constucted struc e t windows in them. alk from House one tAl can't pu d be caged llghts sldew . There shou fJ 3 in the stairWells. rned Sse Assault, ".,. She was alSO conce •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • . , " 2 Thursdliy, Feb. 16, 1969 Ranger r."LL '"AT BE ~ ,~ lour view II' I lHlNK IT'S ABOUT11ME . CASH OR CHARGE? PUT TO REST THE MYTH . . 10 OOY AT AU. CAN Students against proposed law TW~ A HARDWARE r ifORE AND BUY AN ASSAUL: S RIFLE UKf .1lIE A1<:'4.7, NO Q.\lESTIONS ASKED. Recently. John Elmore, Parkslde's Advising Oenter dlrector, was given the task of surveying student attitudes toward proposed legislation that would ·delay the beginning of Fall semesters until after Labor Day. This survey was conducted at the request of the UW System admtntstrauon. Current law keeps Fall classes from beginning until alter Sept. 1. ThIs proposal was developed as a result of the belief that the Wisconsin tourist Industry looses revenue because of the frequent commencement of unIversity classes before Labor Day. In the years of 1992 and 1998 Labor Day falls on Sept. 7. What thIs means is that In these two years, and other years when Labor Day is "late," the first semesters would have to be altered. As described In the UW System questionnaire (used in the student survey at Parkstde), final classes and/or examinations would have to be delayed until alter ChrIstmas break. ThIs would extend the Spring semester further Into May. Another option avallable, were thIs proposed legislation to be passed, woul~ be to schedule Saturday classes or lengthen class periods dUrlnll'the first semester. Of the 814 students surveyed, 257 (or 88 percent) were opposed to the proposed legislation. Because of the drastic alterations that would be -needed during years of late Labor Days, the Ranger stands with the decision of the 88 percent. by Jon Hearron Ic1e:.:.:tt.=.:.ePS..::....:.:IO:....,:I:.:.:..::he:.....:e:..:...di........:IO_P 1 Alternative to bookstore rip-off To the Editor: ThIs letter is In reply to the article that is titied "Who says the bookstore Isn't a rip. off?" The. views he states In hIs article are common through. out the Parkslde campus stu. dent body. As 1 read thIs arttcle, 1 began to think of ways to Improve the system. Since It is neccessary to have only one bookstore for efficiency. the Issue that needs to be ·dealt with then is: (a) How to spend less on books by bUying as few new books as possible. (b) How and Who Is to tm. plemeni thIs plan effectively and efficlenUy. I believe more students would sell their books if they' knew they would receive a good price for .them, The main problem with thIs is that the Follet Bookstore is out to make money Instead of just providing a service: Therefore, what we need Is a . service that can help us find the people that need and/or' want textbooks at a price that would enable them to not only just sell their books. but also to buy textbooks for the next semester. Also. if students. knew they had a real chance ,of receiving 150percent (or more) back from book pur. chases, (whIch the store claims students may receive when they're lucky to receive 10 percent. they might even take better care of their books. What I am proposing Is a system that would keep track of the people selling books and the people who want to buy. It should also keep track of the textbook tiUes, the pro. fessors who use certain books, etc. (The prices and selections of the books can be taken from the Ust of books and prices posted by the bookstore every semester). All of thIs could be done on an .mM PC using a simple database program. Now, thIs will take some time to set-up and operate. I figured that even if a user fee of a dollar was charged per book to the people who are bUying the name of the people who have the textbooks for sale that they want. this venture would stlll be worthwhlle for both parties, expecially When one considers the cost of buying a brand new book. All In all, I believe that thIs venture will work for one ·of the many service clubs we have here on campus. I believe we students should iake steps to lower the cost of textbooks, otherwise. we will continue to pay outrageous prices for textbooks each semester. 8incerely~ Gerald Grogan Upcoming programs fOr Feb. tl-" THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16 BLACK CAREER FAIR, sponsored by UW·Pa!tSide, Gateway Technical College. Carthage at ~ teway Technical College in Racine from 8:15am12 o.m. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18 MARY HELENA gives her one woman shOW "LIving' and Lovin' In Spite of It All" at 7 p.rn.1n the CommArts Theatre. Tickets are 53.00andcan be purchased at the Union Information cente~~.. Events are sponsored by the Black History Month ...... mtttee, StUdent Activities OffIce and UW·PartesldeFood Service. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor.in-Chief Kelly McKissick ....•.......... _ News Editor Kellie Paccagnella ....•....... Asst. News' Editor laura Pestka .•.,..: Entertainment Editor· Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine.Dejno Asst. Photo Editor. Stu RUbn~r : Advisor BUSINESS STAFF. Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Michelle Gaal, Abu Hassein. Sharon Krause, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissick, Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski, SCott Singer, Bill Topper, ROb Twardy, Daniel Vallin, Vickie Pundsack, Jeff Reddick, .Dawn Mailand, Mike·Picazo, Felix Konklin, Suzann McCormick, Louie Tenore, Mario Lemerux. - Ranger ~ written and edited by students ofUW·Parkside, who are solely responsible for cy and content. It is published every Thursday during the academic year except over !~= U1~ days. . . . .M letters to the editor Will.be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 wordsJ..... letters must be Signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false andlor de- famatory. . Deadline for all letters. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publicatiOn Thursday. AU correspondence should be addressed to: A-anger, UW.Pa·rkside. Box ~OOO.Kenosha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- 109). Ranger Thursday, Feb. 18, 1989 3 ommun;caf;on ;s key to safefy_ Assault, from page 1 .• roHall. can boX Installation near ••,oingdid not seem to be a :;;;ibieIdea. Each call box J'lS approximately $4100, according to Possehl, r qUestionis whether we need one when there 51 personal'phones In the complex." The op01 a less expensive model bOX is being discussed. She feels that Residence Association (RHA I become more actively d In promoting responlor Housing students. ....""'''''''~ .... ;;;;;;;;".__ '''''';;..;._'-ll ,tely, It -Ia the stu- . DeAnn Possehl responsibility to take ullons against crime--to lheir doors and make that they leave with keys,n she said. said students also not walk alone. "1 aot think a lot of students that they can call CampusPollee for an escort," she commented. Housing will send out crime venllonpamphlets In their thIy newsletter. Possehl uIdalso like to see strongor emphasis placed on infunningOrientation students about safety. precautions. Call boxes easy to operate by Vince Mutchler . The Parkside Campus Po. hce would like all students and faculty to be familiar With the location and use of the emergency call boxes that are In the main parking lots . These emergency call boxes are in the Union, Cornmuruca, tion Arts and Physical Education lots. Each call box is located where it can be easily found, usually along the walkway toward the main com. plex. To use the emergency call boxes, simply open the outer door. After opening the door, read the inside Instructions. The call box will allow you to talk directiy to the Campus Police emergency dispatcher. Remember to talk in a clear, controlled voice. "We're always open for suggestions about improving safety," she said. The aforementioned student realizes that commmuntcatlon pial'S an importand part in crime prevention. "W)lat happened to me was a big deal," she said, "but I did not get seriously hurt. If something happened to. another student because I knew about (these issues) and I did not do anything about it, I would feel terrible. If you can take measures to prevent (crime). do it.' , overnor trims tuition crease by one-third ~vemor Tommy Thomp· B proposed 1989-90 btenntbudgetis a positive step to- . rds keeping tuition affordie In the UW System. mpson'sbudget limits tutincreases for the next years to 7.2 percent and .8 percent respectively. The Board of Regents had POSedtulUon Increases of .8 percel1tand 9.3 percent r thenext two years. In . his bUdget address the vernorrecommended a 7 2 rcentcatch.up pay Increa~e faculty, to be phased In ri the next two years, as S:f increases for academProv ,$5.5 m1lllon for Irnements to business I bn Sand $1.9 mlllion for c . ology, groundwater ellon and manufacturing rch. 'I~ Governor stated that, &tudev~ ,~so listened to our AIn n. by increasing ~g for libraries by $6 ~ .nand proposing to fund lJW new computers for the Systel1l. State financial Ire P\'ograma wU1 also be InaBed by 11 percent and 8 percent over two years to. "giv:e every student with need improved access to a. univ.er. slty education." In fmishmg UW portion of his address, the Governor added that, "Even with these additions, tuition increases are one third less than what the Regents proposed. For all our students the UW System will continue to be an extraordinary bargain." United Council Jim Smith said that the Governor did a fine job in his efforts to keep tuition affordable. "Lowering the' tuition increases and matching financial aid programs to meet the tuition u;- crease shows. the Governor s commitment to students and their familles. Students who will graduate this June have seen their tuition rise by nearly 50 percent since they were freshmen. This is a vex» positive step In keepln!f the Increases under control. The 1990-91budget baa been to the Joint committee on Fi· sage of the budget nance for review. FIn&1 is llC • = wed for the end of June. Wanda Leiling walks 10 her car safely, knOWingcall boxes can be used. _ 4. Parking meter .. not ~: the Parkside community, working (be sure to know will be enhanced If we all meter 1l:umber when caUing work together to prevent and in). report crime. ~~~~ COMMON REASONS "FOR USE OF EMERGENCY CALL BOXES 1. Emergencies: 1. A car accident, especially with injuries. 2. A suspicious person(s) or situation. 3. An injured or sic k party in need of aseietamce. II. Non-Emergencies: 1. Locked keys in vehicle. 2. Vehicle will not start. 8. Vandalized properly. Remember that the campus Pollce would prefer that you use the call boxes even if the call turns out to be a "false alarm." Don't be embarrassed to use the call boxes! Your safety, and that Agency needs advocates Hand in Hand, Inc. In Racine needs volunteers to be advocates for physically and/or mentally handicapped people. Advocates are matched with handicapped children or adults with simi· Jar interests. Volunteers must available weekly for assistance and should have good communication skills. Call 553·2200 for an appointment or stop In Uutoh 209 for more details. First National's TYME Twice As'Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs. The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient beCauseit has two TYME machines only minutes from Parkside. • Somers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all, the First National Bank has sev~n locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you 10 all of your banking needs. ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK W of Kenosha - f.D.LC. Total Service for V.W.Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon.·Fri. 16-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwauke<> 4 1lllItIdIl~.Feb. 16, 1889 Ranger' ompany scams fees for gra"t information by Geraldine MuraWBld Many Parkslde students have received a formal bust· ness letter Informing them that they are eligible for a number of scholarships, grants and fellowships. However, students must pay a $57 fee to obtaln Informallon about these forms of financial aid while the Parkslde Financial Ald office does It at "110 cost to the student. This academic financial advisory program does not define Itself enllrely but, instead. provides a toll free number for a californiabased office. The grants and scholarships are said to start at $300 and are provided by corporaUons who can deduct the donallons from their taxes. The $67 fee, according to the program, Is for Informallon processing. The student will then receive a 11stof corporaUons that have grants and scholarships avallable, but the student must write the letters requesllng aid appncations. G. Gary Grace, assistant Lloyd Mueller chancellor for student affairs, called this organlzallon when It was brought to his attenllon. When Grace inquired as to how many of the scholarships and grants where actually from corporallons and private industries, the psrty on the phone was unable to provide any figures. According to Grace, these types of proposals are not uncommon and have been sent to students in past years. Lloyd Mueller, financial aid speclallst, recognizes that the financial advising provided by certaln organizaUons that charge fees does not provide a student with a service that Parkslde's Financial Aid office doesn't already offer. Mueller says there are sometimes key words to look for in these programs. In this Case it's the definition of "ellglbility." ••Almost anyone who is a degree seeking student is going to be eligible for financial aid, That doesn't mean you're going to receive It. You may have no (financial) need,' t Mueller said. All scholarship and grant information is available at the Financial Ald office In Tallent Hall. The office will also provide appllcallon forms, direct you toward scholarships and answer any questions you may have, tree of charge. • TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT For more information contact: Ross Pettit 553-2462 or Colortron Computers in Racine or Kenosha Zenitb Demonstration/Promotion Day: : ..7£61'N Tuesday, February 21, WLLC Concourse 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p,m. ' data systems Tl-lE QUAUTY GOES IN BEFORE THE NAME GOESON· . News Briefs compiled by KeUie PaccagneUa Asst, News Editor 2~year centers draw stUdents , ' According to UW President Kenneth A. Shaw the verslty of Wisconsin's two-year centers drew ;"ore Un!. dents than expected, causing a slight overall rise In ~ enrollments, reported the Superior Evening Telegram V" As of last fall, the overall enrollment at 13 four: campuses and 13 two-year- centers was 162,567,a:ea.r crease of 0.1% from the previous year's figure of 182':- according to a report released by the Wisconsin ~ non of Collegiate Registrars and Admissions Officers ~ecause of overcrowding, the UW has attempted io duce enrollments at ten of the four-year campuses '" dents are being encouraged to attend two-year cenlAl~8tJJ.. According to the report, the centers had an Inc""';' enrollment of 3.6% to 11,201 students. Freshman ill ment at the two-year institutions jumped 21.3%, to~ students . Gov. proposes scholarship prog Gov, Tommy Thompson proposed a new ~ program for the state's top high school studenla ill, State of the State message to the legislature, reportej Green Bay Press Gazette, Scholarship recipients would receive free public or vocational school tuition, or state-subsidized p1'Illi\1>l1 school tulllon. The scholarships -would be awarded to lIII state's top high school senior In each public and PI't¥8lI high school. The program, which would begin In 1990, wouldQIIIId the student free tuition at any UW·campus. Studenll_ Ing to attend a private college In Wisconsin wouldbe'" ble for scholarships provided jointly by the stste ~ .private Institution. Madison student shot in A University of Wisconsln-Madlsion student ~Ill suffer no paralysis or brain damage after being in the head by a former Michigan boyfriend re Chippewa Herald. The shooting occured Jan. 22 Madison street. Julie Charlip, 18, of Oak Park, Michigan was llsle(1I s.erlous condition at a Madison hospital. chrlsto~ hams, 18, also of Oak Park, was discovered at a Mailliiitl hotel on Jan. 23. Authorities say he died of a self-1nflUIII gunshot wound. Folkman teaches computer Dan .Folkman, an associate professor in the De~ of Busmess and Management at the downtown Mll ynlverslty of Wisconsin extension center, will be In$llIIlIo m~ a series of short courses on computers. re~" Milwaukee Journal. The series of courses tis calledlI1C(to Computer.Applications for Small Businesses . .The Senes will be offered through the Extension'S_ aion of Outreach and Continulng Educallon, which. ules courses for people who are employed but are IolikIIl for additional tratning. The topics for Folkman's workshop are a general ductlon to computer operations, a session for managers and owners and a look at computer that can link computer. operators within a compallS from company to company. For more information on Folkman's series, ~epartment of Business and Management at 227 mg standard weekday business hours. Family assistance ne • . The Developmental Disablltties Service Center is looking for people to assist families with a developmental/disabled child or adult living with them to relieve these families of the problems of finding sittmg/watchlng service for r Club Events :MOMS ()lIIIegel- acquainted with ~ ()[ore Opportunities 1l1lOthet'S' Self·sufficiency) • ~ petition signing table '" bake sale on Monday, fib. 20, In MOLN hall. We ... neW organJzation that is ~ to guarantee equal ~ to education for all jnJC mothers. which could ~ dellied by the WEJT pro- ,.aI. PASA NOII.traditional students lIIle and meet the members .PASA (Parkslde Adult Btu- ~ IAlliaDce)at our "How's SemesterGoing?" gathIn the faculty lounge, lOLN ui, on Wednesday, fib. 22, from 11 a.m. to 2 1JIl. Bring your own lunch IeIIert andbeverages wlll b~ ,mded. We'd like to meet ,.. and hear how your ..... tor Is really going. GEOLOGY CLUB A popqlar talk, titled "A of Two Volcanoes: Mt. ~mm, Wuhlngton. and del Rulz. Columbia'," be presented by Dr. Don ~ the U.S. Geologic ter on Thursday 18. a~ 7:30 p.m. ~ IIId 100. the talk is free open to the public. Are· IlpIIon With refreshments .ts din GJl.NQ 109 after- ~ Dr. t Don Swanson wIn a talk on "Dome at Mt. St. Heiens teb 1981·1986" on Friday U3.~7 at 1 p.m, in GRNQ .. the e bta,!kIs free and open Pu lie. LA& C Workshops WordPerfect Allsessions are on Wednesdays from 1:00pm. 2:00pm .February22 'March 1 'March B 'March 22 'March 29 ''''''i15 'Apri112 'Apri119 'Apri126 AIII.sslons meet I" WLLC 0150 Sign up in ARC WLLC 0150 THE FAR SIDE Committee evaluates handicap accessability Assistant Chancellor G. Gary Grace has charged a campus committee of faculty, staff and students with a review of campus accessibility to people with handicaps. Carol J. Cashen. Director of Learning Asistance and Counseltng, Is chair for the comrrnttee: members are Sandra Burmeister. Orpheus John-. son. Kate Owen. Don Kolbe. Sandra Riese, Rollin Jansky, Steve McLaugWln, Norbert Wlelenberg. and Kathryn Grovogel. The committee Is interested In hearing from students with dlsablllties regarding their appraisal of campus accesslblllty. Accessibilily refers to both the physlCa.l and the program facilities. If you have concerns you would like to share witll. the committee, please contact the chairperson (WLLC 0-175 or Ext. 2608) or any member of the committee. The committee needs the information as soon as possible so please respond by Feb. 24. Wednesday, February ZZ 9 p..... UNiON SQUARE e.l~BIl WI ~~=== ~~~ Fmg =--~==-- -:::--==== - - --g- - --- =-- --- - ==-- - - - ==------ Ranger Thursday, Feb. 16. 19895 THE FAR SIDI By GARY LARSON • i I i .. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus and Community" • COMMUTER LOCKERS • BOWlING • CINEMA Tl-tEATEA :~~~G~ .~os _INJ:OCENTEA • CATERING : \lIDEO~ES : :: LOUNGE • ROOM RESERVATIONS • TABLE TENNIS • T1CEEnKET~.AOOMLESs • TRAVEL pROGRAMS • OUTDOOR ~ • LARGE SCREEN TV • SPECiAL PR~~S • CHECK CASHINQ • TABLE GAMES • OUTDOOR PAOO : ~~~ROP ...~! I I I I ___________ "I . -------------------' P.S.G.A.~~!!!!!!!!!!!~!t paid .d.... i&emenl 1!t * * -It 1!t -It 1!t t: 1!t tr tr rr 11 '* .1!ttr ~'l'II '* 1!t . Sed". ,. . A. MEMNISHlf'.TheAllocotions~m:~e: 11Forrec.Il",lnst.~Jor .... _ • '" "lieS 10 tht' If'giSlative, branch Of tt1e sholl consist of B yotlng ~mb.f;:' :.mooning 2 P.S.G.A .• Inc., any Univtrsify at ~I powBS: .nd all o"'~ ~s Vftted by ""is ~'st~A .• Inc. bv " m.a,or"v vole5~lIt~: P.S.G.A.. ~~~.~"i':s~~~t body of the Unl- Parksidfo stUdent mav slart ttlt ~ COMtitUlion in the P S.u.A .• Inc senate Any requirl!d wrI!ten repol"ts 'ed .holl be Cn<151tn 'I rk Id ne elected in any University Of WI$cOl'lSIfl • sed .. t. The s.nate at 1M PSG ~ .• Inc. reQuested in writing and $hall be rec,''',,,, verst.., of WI$Col'l$ln·Pos f~i~hree P.S.G.A. student ma., Sign it. Fit ...... "'- shall eeve II'te- power to amend thIS Ce:'"" k of the Pl'"esen1at,on 0 51,1 lhe spring. one.,::~edc~·ln Ihe fall and Park$idestUdentbodyml.lltllgntllt .. Slilulion I)y • lwo Ihirds \/OI~ of 1M enl.tre ~:~t;: =P.S.G.A .• Inc. member being Inc. 5eflol.:S s 'n9 byevote of the Senole of in· 2) The recall petition mvst IIevt Senate In the event of an amendment being required to 'urn ish the retXll't. three in t S ~~ Inc Senotors If there Of"e statement of the re.sonllJ for f1n\orqj Plss,ed bV the Sena~. said .mendment. sh.t1 Tn. p,-ident shall h.ve ttle power •.b,V,.nd, :::::t:a:'th~ l~tere;ted Senot~3s'L~h:&sen,',". OIfice. Thismusl elMl witll aClIOftt be placed on the ballot at Ihe Md ele-c'lOn. If ,,-d I I the LegiS a IV ,at bollot lis$ing C",,'C8$. in the preHnt lerm of office. !he s'udents confirm the amendment I)y " ilh 'he advice and consen 0 t will vote r seer nd . ed by 'he Judicial Branch 3) Th t denll I hal ·'m,le ma,'Ofit, vote, it sh• ., be added." tn.e :'anch ollhe P,S.G.A .• lnc. 10 sign .contr.c s, vo.t~9 sp""S'Gbe."'n,urhe lerm at office sholl be e sus s I PItMItt .. ~ ... I' 0"'... 'h.l. m.,·ority of the en'tre senate a ",e .., II I I" wn to the Senate. UPOn receiving -....;.,;:~ Constitu'ion If ttle SludentS vote ~Ins " . . Th comml"ee sho e ec r so. the ~Iition, ttle senate "'u,.-~, the amendment will bt'dt'lefed. In the event concurs. th PSG A ::ir::~n oher eoch spring elec~~n. In 'odd;~ nolifv Ille scltool paper thtt II .;.;.:.:_~ tM Stonale does not confirm the proposed The Presidenl shaU d~t'{ ug.e 'Le;:IS'I•• ,.... I the Assistont ChonceUor Wnu serves ress and • Species tI ' amendmenl, said amendment will not a~r Inc. bUdget and send I a roval ~~~ ill,.dent affairs officer or their ~signee ~og Ttl e t be ectlan ... , on Iheboillol. The proponent of an ameJ"dmenf branCh of the P,S.G.A., Inc. tor app 'h and the Compus Conlroller mov Sl,t ~~h "he pace. er mus an lIetllan "'- thaI is turned down may, if h~ or ~e so The President Shall lake care th~t.t e commmee as non.voting memMon. S o.u a vC!: schOOl dayS after notlfltltlon 01 lit chooses, fOllOW the pt"oceclUres s~t up In Ar· constitution at the P.S.G.A., Inc. ancl Its by· concy 'Qc:cur on the Allocotion Comml"" the petition is received by the S""It v se I 2 laws be faithfully executed. following procedures shoJI be used: 4) UpOn receiving ttle rtclll Pitman IiC~~ am'e::'menls are UPtor approval thev The Presidenl, Vice· President and all of· 1} The P ~Ident Pro Tempore of Ihe P.S.G.A., Senate must immediately turn It_" shall appear on 'ne October .nd Mllr~h liCl!1"Sof Ihe P.S.G.A.,.lnc. shall be r~moved c Seno'; in consultotion wi,h the Choncel~ar , election comminee. Ttle e1te:tiDfl " 011101$ In cases at urgency, a $Pee.at from ofticelor dereliction of duty or lallure to ~ desi9n~, will fill ony unoccupied Senolor~~1 .Shall have live davs to verify ftllfllllllt;lII relerendum may be held al any time. take care that Ihe conslrtut.on of the p.S.G.A., • ot wilh the confirmation 01 Ihe P.S.G.A. . h petition. In the event thltftl ... '110 Section 10. The Senate shall h.ve,lhe sole Inc. and its by·laws be fai'hfully ellecufed. 5:nole. The lIoconl seals need not be fIlled 7'~s committee, the Sena.. must __ power of impe"chment and 'he power to try Section 4. The Vlce·Presldent of ~he P.S.G.A.. Senolor$. Howeller P.S.G,A .. Inc. Seno 0 within five days. all impe.chmenfs When slUmg!Of" ~hat Inc sholl nominole s'udenl aPPOintees t? all should be gillen Ilrst consideration. If illegal names are fOund on1tii~ purpose they Shalt be ot oa'h or altlrma"~. toc~lty codified commlllees with simple mOllor;: anet the number of le(Jll11II1l'lll*'P_ wn- "'. p,_.,.-, 01 "'. P.S.G.A., Inc. ,5 ,f the en'ire Senole needed for opprovo a PSG' 'n, In than 15,., the election cornm .... _ ... "" U "" h I'n lhe studei'll '2. The President of the _. ..• ." Iried the Chie' Justice of the Judicial court sholl publish svc voconc es I consultation with the Chancellor or deslgne-e, the studenf{s) Who presentlCl ... snail preside, and no person shall be ~on. newspaper. ShaH appoint to any at-large seat on the Upon notification, ttle students ..... victed w,thout the concurrence 01 two thirds S.ction $. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A,. Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Int. school days to get ttl. requited I\IIlItI ~::c~~;~ts:~:tle~~~~~~;,.:tf~~~;'~:~ ~~i~~r:s~r a~~~~;~~,:~,dl:C".'~~~i~; a~~ Senate does not need to appro ...e· the ~7t~~~a:r::;~:a~~n~t': removal tram office and diSQualification to shaU m"ke SUCh recordS public. President's appointment. Of tile student{sl whO PA1eftttltttlt hOld and enjoy any office or POSilion thai the the election !=orn,mlttee must __ P.S.G.A., Inc. has juriSdiclion over. ap· ARTICLE III 8 PROCEDURES. Upon the Cllll 0' the names are Illegal pointment to. or election fa(. Impeach~nt Section 1. All iudicial pow~rs. O! . the Cha~ce!lOr and 'he President of the P.S.G.A.. No legal name tlln be retno¥Id "- $hall not begin until two.thirds at Ihe erllore P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be ves'ed In ludlclarv Inc the Committee shall annually prepare· petition atler flllng. Once IttI .... senateOftheP.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold court, and In lower courts tnat the ~Ie of recommendations on the disbursal of the presented to the sen... , It CllIIIlCII." an impeachment hearing the P.S.G A., Inc. m.y establiSh. The ludg~s, Segregated University Fee. Should the drawn. A person CIlnberlCalllClllflly_. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Orde-r snalt of all courts, shall maintain good behaVior P S,G,A., Inc. concur in the recommendatlc:'n. offense during hislher twm lit ..... '- 90vern the proceedings of all Parl(side and character during their tl!1"ms 01 off.ice. lh'e President 01 P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so adVIse person who is cited In ttle ttellf .. Studen' Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The judicial court shall ConSIStOf the Chancellor lind Chairperson of tile have his/her name p11lCi1Cl on .. meetings except when inconsistent with the four judges and one (hief Justice. Student Allocations Committee. Should the Chan. automaticallv unlesShelthe ..... Constilulfon at 'he P.S.G.A., Inc. members of the judICial branch of th~ cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. rec~m. whO wiSh to run for"" POIIt6Ift, ... P.S.G.A.. Inc. shaH be University a mendation, he/she sball arrange for ItS 1m· normal election PtOCedu,.. Wisconsin. Parkside students, and m.u,t .be 'd I' Ch.n,."o' net SI ,t •• __.~, _ 001-=_. ' '" U st, ,Iementation. Shou e . . ~, 'u... .... confirmed b' the Chancellor 0 ~ e nwer., _ nego""'Oh5 ".-,·n'oo 10, ... 1"- .... " .... 01 I th rds ,oncur. tile provisions Un...er ...... ...., III Wisconsin· Parkside after a wo° I '.m.nd 'h. 01"" "_/_".,." ' .... 1'... ' bO_ PSG A 'Shall be used. The senate may no. ' ... ".-, approval bv the entire Sena'e of the .. .., ",--.';on, Committee recommendation. onlV • conlinuatlon Of IllS ttm1. Inc. Appointmerl'S to the judiCial branch of "'" , the P.S.G.A .• Inc., shall be fOr three years. Rejection cf Ihe Committees reco~. section 3. In the case 01 deciding the con· meJ"dation takes a 213 vote of the enllre stifutionalitv ot the actions of the P.S.G.A.. Senate. In the case of rejection bv the senate. Inc. the decisions shall be binding an all the reasons tor rejection shall be agreed to parties involved, ancl Shall be forward~ to ancl forwarded to the Chairperson .. Of. the the designated disciplinary head of the .d· Allocations Committee. The Allocations ministralive branch of the University of Commilfee Shall reconsider its recom· Wisconsin • ParkSlde on to the approprl.te mendation and again fOrward it to the Sen.te. authorities for Implementation. ~~.~~~~~~~~~~ ......... ~""'·"'~ •• -l:1-~ •• 4~~·J:}."~"~"~~.~.l1ol1-~Ifo..If... ·f4 P.S.G.A. ELECTIONS WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19 & 20 6 ThUlllday. Feb. 16, 1989 Ranger w., ~ stUdents of the University. Of WlSConslft . ParUlde do n.reby org,,"I'. ourselves pv~t flO Wiscons,n Slafu'e »,orCS) and the Par ...slde Studeflt Govern ment AS$OCiation Inc. Constitution ATt .• I '" fIW manner ~ ,~ in th,s COI'ISlltutiOn and wl",t Ol.lr A'P'"t'Hf1'atives to partic~te in institutional ooverMnce in the manner set fiDtttl below W. invesl 1M powers ot ttlis constitu',on in the Park,.de Sludent Government Associallon Inc. All prhiOus Parkslde StUdent Governm«lt Ass.oc:latiOn canstltutions "'all be null and void upon ratilical,on 01 Ill,s C~"nStitulion on MarCh .5 .. nd 6, 1980 This con,ln 'ion shall be the sole conStitution Of Parksioe ...IUdent Government Association Inc. and Ihe studt'nt body and subjec' onlv fa amendm.nts. The Parkside Stud en' Government AssocIatiOn, Inc. shall be rnponslble to fh~ "Udents 01 the UniverSity of WiSConSin Parqide 'rhe Parkslde Student Government Association Inc shalt have the POWff 10 en· torce and protect the 'allowing a"icle-s by passing motions, resolutions or taking lf9al actIon to Insure that no student's rights are violated Those students sNking positions in Ihe Parqide Siudent Government AssociatiOn, Inc (P.SG.A., Inc.) must fulfill aU requ:rements of that oHice in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria Sl)eCified in the sena~ Rules ARTICLE I section 1. All t~lslative powers- 9ranled Mr.'n shall be vested in the Senate of ttle P S,G A .• Inc. Section 2. The .senafe of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. Shall conSist 01 11 student members, halt Of wtllch will bt' elected in Ihe spring and half in the fall. whose term shall be for one v~r. SKtlon 3. The sena~ of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own oHicers and al~ • President Pro Tempore. Section 4. In the ab$ence of the Vice· President of p.S.G.A., Inc. whO shall be the pt"esldtnt of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shaH be the President of the Senate. Tile President Pro Tempore shaH be a Sen.J1OI'".nd sll.H be a member of all Senate CommineeS-. When vacarel" happen In the reprewn· "'tion ,,"am otny at large seat, !tie President Pro Tempore shall tilt SUCh vacanci" wittl ",. conC1lrntnce 01 a Simple maiority ot the entire 1e<jjISlativebranch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Stetioll $. A simpl. majority at 'he tolal Senar. stlall constitute a quorum to do businesS. Section •. The Senate 0I1tIe P.S.G.A., Inc. . Shall have the power to determine the rules Of Its pl'1Xeedings, censure its members for dlsorderlv conduct and, with tile concurrence or two ttllrds Of the entire senate, expel a member, The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings. and publish the same mono thty at the minimum, a copy Of the iournal shall be avail.ble tor r~iew bV the public in the P.S.G.A .• Inc. offlces. The Sener. of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. shaH mf'et at .n eslablished pl.ce and lime no less than once a week during the f.1I and spring sent"ters, ard no less than ana a month dlKln; the summer sesSlon. Upon presentation 01 a petition bV a simple malorltyOf tn. entire 5enllr. a mee'ing shall be callad bV til. Vlce·Presktent or in the case of the Vlc~·President's amence lhe President Pro TemPOl"e shalt have the responsibility to all a meetl"li within'" hours. -s.ceon 7. '118 may either originate In the Senate or be Mnt to ttHl sen.te tram the uecutlYe branch Of 1M P.S.G.A.• lnc. Every bill. order. relOlution Of vote on w!'Ilch the concur· r-.nee of the SeN.. is necMMry shall heve pa-.d the Senate by a Simple majority and shall be presented to the Presiclerlt ot the P.S.G.A.• Inc. before it tIIk. ettect. If the PreakMnt doea not approye. he/she snail send it bllck to the sen... for reconalderlltlon with hla/her r..-ons tor rejection. tf after luch reconsideration. I ,'mple m~tv of the entire senate shall agree to phi the bIN. It lhall become lnI. But in all such cuee the ~ ot Senate shall be ctetermined by a ron call vote. and the names of penKNlS VOIlng for and &galnst the bill shall be entered in the joumaJ of the Senate_ If any blll Ihall not be returned by the President w1tttln ten scttooI days after It has been presented to him/her, ttte • me ahaH become law, In the manner as If ne/lhe hed signed it All proceedings of the 8en81e of the P.S.G.A. Inc.. shall be sent to tile uecuttve bfar'\(lh for Incofporatlon purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, tNt/she shall send II back to the Senate. A two-tttirda volt Of the entire senate shill be required to O¥eI"riOe the Veto. SectIOn •• The senate shaH ha...e tne power '0 make motions, resolutions, or take 'Ieglll aCtlcrts Whlctl shall be necessary and proP« tor carrying Info execution tile foregoing ARTICLE II section 1. AU e.e<:utive powers, wltllin tt1ls article, sI1all be vnted in the President Of the Park$ide Student Governmerlt Association. In~tiOn 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together With the Vice· President who will be Chosen tor the same term. Thev Shall be eligiDle for reo ",Iection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice· President elect enters on the pecutiO" of T~ e otflce of the Presidency or Vict!'·Presidency. he Of"she shall take the followln9 oath: "I do solemnly ,swear lor affirm) that Iwlll falthfullV execute the office of President (or Vice·Presldent) at the ParkSide Student GoVl!1"nment Association Inc. and will to the best of mv ability preservt!', protect and •defend the constltution and actions of the Parkside StUdent Government ASSOCiation Inc_" The President of the P.5.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw comperls.Jtion while In office, the amount of which Shllil be deter. mined bY a majorltv vote of tile enUre Leo;rislatlve branch 01 the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended bV the senate while the President is on trial for purposes of Impeachment. If, however, after im. peachment proceedings the President is found to be innoc!nt, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date Of suspension. Increases in compen$atian will not be awarded to a President while in Office unless he/sI1e is re.elected to another teorm Of office Of"to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to bit implemented. All increases must be approved by a malorlly ot the ttntire Senate Upon resignation or removal from office or lnabill'y to dlKhafQe power and duties of the Presidency, the Vlce·President shall assume :~~ otf~c:a~ pr:J~:"t ~~ethec:~Ss~tetjol~~i requirements ot the Presldeflcy of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. section 1. The President Sh.1I h....e the power by and with the adVice and consent Of the malorilV of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the tr.asurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of tile executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student IUdges with the'consent of two. thirds of the entire senate. The President snail have the 1)OWl!1"to line. item veto specific portions ot Serlate bl1ls. He/sne m.v line·item veto the P.S.G.A., Inr... budget, but shell not line·ltem vela tile seorega~ FH Budget. The President may no' veto le9islationcw any portlanof It, passed bV the senate WhiCh deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate oIlppointments. The President shall have the power to. require written r",ports from all standing or special committees and Individuals to Whom responsibilities have been delegated witllin the P.S.G.A .• Inc. and shall be reqUirltd to furnish written reports on his/her ellecutlve ARTICLE IV • Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and pOwers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University 0' Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin· Parkside, and the faculty of the Unlvl!1"Sity of ·Wisconsin • Park.side shall be active participants in the Immediate governance at and policV development I".. such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary respon. sibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and Interests. As such, the P.5.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of fhe Unlversitv of WlscoA'sin . Parkside allowed 10 participate in In. stitutional governance. , SUB-ARTlCLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in can. sultation wilh the Chancellor of the Unlver. sity of Wisconsin· P.rkside and sublect to the final confirmation of the Board of ReQenfs sn.lI have. the responsibility for the disposillon of those student fees which con. stitute SUbstantial suppOrt tor campus stUdent activitl_. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shalt be established as a subcommittee Of tile P.S.G.A .• Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocatIons of the allocable portion of tile segregated University fee. AH actIOn of Sllid committee Shall be subiect to the final approvalot the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction' with .~ Ctlancellor of the University of WisconsIn· Parkside. . A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee Shall consist of 8 voting members. 6 of Whom shall be P.S.G.A .• Inc. Senators. The rttmalning 2 shall be ch05.n bV ttle - stUdent body 01 the Unlversltv of Wisconsin. P.rk.slde, one elected in ttle spring. one elected in ttle fall. Ttlree P.S.G.A., Inc. • senators shall be chosen in ttle spring anet three sh.U be chosen In the fall by blind drawing of Interested P.S.G.A., "fc. senators. The drawing stlllll be conducted by tile JUdIcial Branch at the P.S.G.A":, Inc. The term of office snail be one Vflir. The tom. mittee shalt elect Its own chllrperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educlltional ser. vices, Asslst.nt Chancellor for Ad. C. NEGOTIATIONS, The President Of the P.S.G.A .• lnc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C . and ttle President Pro TempOre at thlt P.S.G.A .• Inc. Senafeor ttleir designees (whO must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ~nanv consultation with the Chancellor or hiS/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. 11 the President Pro Tempere of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. thttn the senator with the most Seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. • If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and ttle Chancellor canna' reconcile their differences in the allocation of ~ allocable portion of 5egregatecl Unive1"Slty Fees, each will submit a set Of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. O. DUTIES. T~ Allocations Committee "shall have primary resPOOsibilitV in sening the allocable portion Of ttle auxiliarv bUdget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories.. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round 10 review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees BUdget according to the procedures set up in Ihe Senate Rules, ARTICLE V Section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A ... Inc. shall be held the third week of October. At 'hal time. one half of the representatives frQm the'legiSlative br •.oeh as well as one at . large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be electltd. Spring elections fOr the P.S.G.A., Inc. shaH be held during the eight", week of the spring semesl'er. At that time Ihe President, Vice. President, remaining legislative seats. one at . large S.U.FA,C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2, The students. upon' requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student bady, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum, The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice· President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., fnc. ARTlCLEVt Sectton 1. An appllunt shalt ..... admission to the University Of YIIIIIIIt Parkside for reasons Of ract, CIIIQr,.... origin, religious creed, HlC.,JIrt'riMCft* record, political beliefS, pcjiIlUcIf'1dlII.' sexual preference. Section 2. FIRlincl.raldlfllll~. for reasons of race. eoIor, III .. religious creed. sek, prfYl ci1NII record, pOllticat beliefS, poIDleIl ... sexual preference. section 3, Students Ilre free tt VIs ception to the data prasentedCll''t\tllMIIItI in any couru of studV al'lll _1tIIltP. alternative opinions to thosepreM(tllill'lllfjl the classroom. SectiOn 4. All Student DlsclPllnlrY_ will be processed through tilt unlvd Wisconsin • Parks,lcIe Stvdlnt ~ Procedures Ch.~et' UWS 17. section 5. Studentllhlll be"-' on their knowledge at the IQbjICIIi academic performance and In 1UIlI"_ sible to maintain standards of 1flIdBlIlIC.. ': mance established tor each CClIlIII en,oI'ed In. ~ section •. OIacIosure of.1t\IIIII'III..... personal beliefs in connactiOfl. , 'shall not be made public \IldIOlIl .... mi$8lon of the student. sectIOn 7. Student ~ all-=: performanc:~ and diICipilnUl)' ICIIIllI soperaie. section •. Information frOnl ~ disCIplinary files snail notbt :=.,. to persons on or oK cantPllS~.- pt"ess consent 01' the studlllt under legal compulSion. Section t. All re<:atds-::';:'~ on tile Shall be readily ace to whom tIIey .pertain. _..... Section 10. Student's _" maP' be present at all committee affecting ttle students. "",j" 5edlon 11. The c~stltu:rtd .. ~ studei'll, as stated 1ft tlte .".; stitulion, shall n.of be d":'~ Universltv Of Wlsc6nSln Ranger Thursday, Feb. 16, 19897 • ---Short cut--- Discovery by Chuck Might There's a storm moving in tromCanada that has nothing to do with the weather. The music world has been set on Its ear by the innovative, electricguitar work of Toronto's JEFF HEALEY. - His debut album, "See, The Light," ts possibly the most impressive guitar album to come out since Stevie Ray Vaughanfirst hit vinyl, even overshadowing superb reo leasesby JOE SATRIANI and ROBBENFORD. Healey, though blind, attacks the guitar with rare. passion and vervor. He uses the unusual technique of layIng the guitar on his lap and fretlingin an over-hand fashIon.This gives his playing a unique vibrato sound ali Its own that has caused Stevie Ray to say, "This guy Is going to revolutlonarfze the way guitar Is played." He plays with his teeth, behind his head, and even throws his gullarto-the floor and stomps his whammy bar. To say he is exclling Is an understatement. .• The album Is a consistent showcase of his talent, with the title cut's' electricity providing the climax. His treatment of Freddie King's "Hideaway" brings new life to an often covered blues classic. The myriad of Influences he brings to~his music. including hard rock, country. and blues Is In evidence throughout, especially one the cuts "Confide.nce Man" and the hit song "Someday someway." This is a "must buy" album for those who like innovation on guitar, and you can be sure to hear more from Jeff Healey in the future. Parkside band moving forward like to play that they don't necessarily like. I' The band has been together for about a year, but Hauge and Paul have been together for about three years. Hauge WB8 an exchange studen from Sweden In 1981l and attended Union Grove High School. "I went back home for awhile and I realized Sweden is a drag so 1 came back," Haugen said. Haugen is a music major with a long history of music involvement. "I started out with bass guitar when I was In second or third grade," Haugen explained. l<I've been invloved with music for 11 or 12 years seriously. to He started his first of many bands in the seventh grade. members attend Parkslde; He admits that his first band Orjan Haugen who plays gul- was pretty bad. but, he's gottar and Rick Rinehard on ten much better since then. keyboards. Tim Heuneman is. As last years winner of the a Marquette student and the Battle of the Bands, "Boombass player. David Paul Is erang" is choosing not to the drummer and Paul compete In It again. "We Newens is the lead singer. were there last year. now it's "Boomerang" plays top 40 somebody else's tum," Haugcover tunes along with ortgt- en stated. "It was fun to be in nals written by Heuneman. the Battle of the Bands last "He writes some excellent year, it was great but I woutunes," commented Haugen, Idn't want to do it again." " I couldn't write a song to Haugen Is happy with his save my life." Haugen Isn't band right now, "whenever completely satisfied with we play together we have lots playing a lot of cover tunes. of fun." But he's not sure of "I do it because people like It his future plans, "I might and the band likes it." But want to get Involved with Haugen described his band as other bands. like more adbeing democratic and dl- vanced music, Jazz or fusion of "Boomerang's" verse, "we play stuff that I or something llke that." Playhouse, now Boomerang, has two members from Parkslde. by Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor At last year's winner of Parkslde's Battle of the Bands. "Playhouse" is still going strong, but under a new new name: "Boomerang.", This up-and-coming band opened for "Caruso" at the Dec. 9 dance, who commented several times that "Playhouse" gave a commendable performance. Other than playing high school dances, weddings and parties, "Boomerang" will be pesforming tonight at Rumors in Racine. They may also go to Pennsylvania in the spring to play at a resort for the weekend. Two Harvey Douge/man: Wfnter Carnival Critique by Dan Vallin and David Boyd "From' the University of Wlsconsin-Parkslde, this Is Harvey Dougelman to Crtlique,the Week. In the news this week, the sweeping grandeur and depraved decadence of the Win· ter Carnival takes precedence. Highlights of the week's festivities Included a parade, lip-sync contest, vol·' leyball and other activities .. "The Twister tournament ended In considerable embar· rassment when the PSGA team had to be untangled by paramedics using WD·40 and a 'jaws of life.' Tatoos were the rage of this year's advisor leg contest, While the new rule banning high heels for men generated unrest. Obstacle course Competition was dampened When several contestants succumbed to hypothermia In the moat section of the course. "The carnival was further marred when an unforeseen blizzard struck the indoor picnic causing mild inconvenience. During the paruc. Peppy the Penguin picked a fight with Chilly Willy, which was soon enveloped by a rreefor-all fisticuffs. "The belching contest, a long-standing tradition emblematic of the Intellectural prowess of American higher education, attained even greater heights with the outstanding victory of Junior Ross Pettit. The winning- manuever: a double flip wit~ a quarter twist on a trampolme while singing a virtuoso performance of 'Marne' in one continUOUs two·and.a-half minute belch! "Students Involved in the scavenger hunt searched for items such as a dead raccoon, f Corvette hubcap, Babe Ruth baseball card, a solid gold hat, and a first edll1o~ copy of 'The Sun Also Rises autographed by HemingWay himself. The bookstore's victory here aroused suspicion, due to the fact that its own committee member suggested the winning Item. "Finally, the blood drive saw great excitement as the winner donated a record nine pints. He is currently residing at Kenosha Memorial Hospital and is unavailable for comment. •'Until next week· this is Harvey Dougelman for WLBR." * * * Note: No one in this story is meant to represent any- real person living or dead or in any other state of being, even if the name is the same. 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But don't overloo e emotional support you'll need in the process. Close friends. who understand your situation can be very supportive. the counselors at Parkslde can help you put things Into perspective. Maybe you can belp me •• am 18 years old lIIUII1v1ngat bome with my parents. My father Is an alcobol1c but de· spite the nrglngs of my mother lIIUImyseU be refuses to Since you asked ••• The Counselor's Corner by Stu Hubner take part In any kind of treatment program. He and • get along fine but be is emoUonal1y and pbyslcany abusive to my mother. I am contemplating moving Into an apart. ment to get away from everything going on at bome. Do you tbink I'm deserting my parents If I do this? It sounds as though you've given this a lot of thought. Try lookng at moving out as a way of coming to grips with some very important aspects of your own life instead of thinking you're deserting your parents. Ask yourself just how much you are going to continue to give over to this family sltu"lltion and at what cost? At what point do you say I can't give any more, I need to live my own life, It's time to make the break? My guess Is that you are leaning more toward leaving" than staying. If so, I would share your plans with your parents and be prepared for possible reactions: dismay I anger, auestionIng your ability to make it on your own, t Thoughts for / the week "When you have got an ele. phant by the hind legs and he Is trying to run away, It Is best to let him run," .Abra. ham Lincoln "Some people don't have much to say, but you have to listen a long time to find out," Winter Carnival dance a success h d Who were these notori- problem for this group. Th~ by Dawn Mainland ear. ? Well Jeff and Greg have performed in as tara: We had a slow start at the ~~~:utit~· twin;, ~ark played w.ay places as Florida and beginning of the year, ~ut th ke board and John was New York. R,AVE generally with the help of RAVE, w~ve th e e~USSiOnist. performs at colleges,' art<l gotten back on the rtght e P considers Parkside's' aUdi. track. In case you were. not While jeff and Greg started ance one of the most enthUSi there, RAVE was last Frlda~ the group five years ago, astic they've had this '/Cal' night's spectacle that playe Mark and John have only Several of the band mem~ before a capacity. crowd. been with them for about nine, commented, "The audience Bodies were swinging and months. Listening to them warmed up to us right a swaying untli after 1 .a.m, play In perfect harmony, it and that feeling staYed~ when the band finally called seems that they have been to- entire night." It qults (under protest from gether for year. RAVE took the crowd). popular music from such What was so unique or spe- groups as the "The Outfield" - cial about this band? It might and "INXS" and added their be that the two guitar players' own energetic panache. When were identical twins. (Or asked why they only play four maybe because they turned ortgtnal songs per set, J eff re25 the day of the dance.) The plied, "We want to get entire night, shouts of hired." "Happy Birthday" were Getting hired seems no SOUTH PADRE .1Ig~...,==" klIl1Dr7 ....... nIgIIIL ,. ..... ~cIlMIrIlI COIdlh\lpOrtlllllft. """.,... aII¥IdI&. "' ......... ............... onlocllloft. lto.u .......... -*t .......... eM .... A~!!!!:t!!!!_=-.!!!!!!!i!!!!. __ .been extended one week A good reason Why RAVil knew this performance WOllI4 be. "special" was that, w. hired, they were told • they would be winding .. Winter Carnival. One IlI6 ber replied that they're UIII: ally not told anything mOl't than where they are p!aybll, RAVE appreciated the Irno1!lt, edge of what last week .... tailed because it gave tIltt(: some Idea of what the c~ would be like. Their stage presence so lively and entertalnlng. wondered If they could reau, be that vivacious. After shoqj. Ing the breeze with them·f!*: a while, I realized that IblII!e four guys really are as sw. as they appear to be, In "- teasing tone. they riblllill Mark about "spilling his _ cooler." Knowing everyone II breathless to find out whWi RAVE will remember abcJlil Parkslde, I will not keep pe0- ple In suspense. Some of tile replies were as follows: lithecrowd's reaction"(by Jallll) and the "girls" in a psrtlC\l" lar dorm. (This little tidbit was quietly offered by Greg.) For the sake of jealousy, I will not mention which parIiC' ular dorm room. AccordingIII people at the dance lhal J talked with, RAVE deflJiatelj was one of the most suc~ ful groups we have· had IhtI year! • Ranger Thursday, Feb. 16, 19899 PAB presents gameshow series by Judy Bostetter Tube 2·the sequel on A rIl . After a succe,ssful fa~1 All shows will take pf 26. very Impressed with the tumsemester,the PAB s·Nlghtlife the Union Square. ace in oU'~E committeeis looking fo~ard Draw or Die was d veryone seems to like to an even more exciting after television's Win ~ eled the game shows," Said Jano- ,pring. So far four major Draw and was Nl h~·e ~r w1tz. "We're hoping for conames shows have been contribution to the gWIf~ s r ual success as the semes- ~lafUled;the first was last Carnival FestlvU' ill er er goes on." Thursdaywith Draw or Die viAttendance at .:1Js~fthe pre. c.;,~::m~;s~d ~~wmeeShul°dw at 8 pm, followed by Family ous game sho h b . wo Feudon Feb. 22. the Gone: overwhelmin ws as een like to see a variety of ShoW on March 29, and Boob chairperson ~~ad Ja::~;~~ie contestants instead of the , s same people time after time. ---Classifieds·--- ORJAN: LOVED your timing 'tWith your interviews! Now...What's this with you bringing a whip next time?? ? Ranger member 'M" ' WENDY. 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WELL, 80 much for South padre. MaYbe,if tuition were lower ... Bs.IRDIE:IA)VE is a four letter word. x is not. THE POET PoET IS a four letter word ...Ed. ho VOSLEs vous couchez dans Ie portie? BIRDoET, mANTAL,' and Delilah now lake gold chains as payment! See fa in the Porthole! ~TER, I want to a MEAL not an PETIZER! !! Gtdge r'1n It YOUR Response: Where can I d lOve?TEDDYBEAR ~~YOU are no longer intoxicating. ::U FOR PSGA President. Let him YOUrrepresentative! !! ~1'ERo. WAKE UP before we miss e bus. Shotzey. ?NE LOSm • CONGRATS on ugustana!·KelUe . ~VERHEARD AT the pyramid Build: ABcan't get It up. M&M&: THE Surgeon General have Conc)Qdedthat Downh'U SkUng Is hazardous to your health. Especially your COllarbone (clavica}) BURR. WERE those swollen cheeks, 0nrwere you just happy to see me? WWI . DON'T worry--It will grow' back!! - BEANZ Hl!iATHEK (TOOTs> A Beer a day wUlhelp you with your dehydration! _WARNING. SUPPERY floors, coW, boy boots and hairy legs do not mix, SHOCKEY. WHAT ttine does the bus leave? YOI STEEL Darters! Join the Team, Leave name & It in PSGA office in the UWPDT mailbox. FENWICK. BABBITt· Wussamatter? Don't you kiss and tell? COLLETE . SO did everything get there yet? Happy Valentines Day. I Miss You. HEY UNiON ~ys! Happy belated Valentine's Day. Luka SILVER &. DENISE, I miss hav!n' lunch with you guys. FryGuy T & C _ get a life and a wife! Oops, we hear you already have one! BIZARRE! Oh my God! GINNY - HAPPY Valentine's Day - I - love you STEVE TO BIG Mouth On the Track team: don't you feel stupid - Reg. LEECE, LEASE, leis, llsa, How are your toes? Sweet feet when are you going to wiggle 'em? Tofu. FRED, I love your strong muscle! Wilma! AMY LOVE, HAPPY Valentine's Day! I will love you always! - DennyBear WINTER CARNIVAL: Inquiring minds want to know - was it fair? What is the ratio of students in hous· ing to other clubs? 10 plus to 1? DENNIS, HAPPY Valentine'S Day. I love you. Amy , STOOD-MUFFIN, yup! We be lookin at 'cha! 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I see u walk alone. 1 want u for my - ~~DJ~,bP: it true that Fat Ass i don't work!! ~;tREDID Howard learn all thOse . fancY w~~s~R the week: The aliecTHOUG e Ii hung _ you cannot teU tions are Uk tri~e till they have fallen. ~.~~~elJ.,Just jump off a ridge and get l_tov:~ wdt~·yo~ atter YOU'. BURB, ding?"~' "kicked him in the ding..::. ? Can Burb NEED FREE T.V, repg,ors. at 553'DORX . THE POSTER slut llIf:e the hapPY dancer. ONLY 4 monthS until D-day· J.R.H. .....-appear before men ... unless you ulS Bo<>~ F···YOU, Eddie! (Right, wacker?) JON 4 WHAT could you possibly do to deserve such a ticket? An Inqulring Mind wants to know! . high priced. DET. LT Brian Pshchs and Iitue birdie are keeping Parkside safe 24 hrs. 365 days a year. Rest easy. DON CCANO: Happy V's day back! Jcg Elsker Dej! Puppy TO MY GREAT Dane. Hope you had a great Birthday r OXOXOXOXOXO SHOCKEY, WE understand your mtatake ...Mllwaukee really does sound like Whitewater!!! MAGGlE, WHY do all your pots and pans look like hubcaps? (Go on sale in the Bronx?) BEANZ. YOU had better wear Depend under garments if you're going to wet your pants after you win 11.00 on the lottery! To 'Just Wondering;' Suprlse me! - J .H. HI RICHIE (&C.) U-R loved, you stud! . Lori & Beth TO THE "bagel" ladies of the coffee shoppe: Keep up the terrific work! !! YOU BErI'ER wake-up before you throw up! CRAIG SIMPKINS Is the Big Mac attack man. WHY DOES Jim Voss always crouch in the corner? Where do his hands go? OVERHEARD IN the Ranger office. "God I'd love to be in that popercre's position" Said the Ed. THE RANGER "Oh!, it's not gunna fit" the words from OJrt (the man himself)! ! TERRI D.. I guess it's off to :Mllwau· kee we go, far away from those 8-- heads!! JON GIDGE • WHEN are you taking me out foJ' dinner? You sUll owe me".JON TO FRACK From Frick: Helliooo!!! Sister Shy says "Hey ..... R.A. JIM . cute, cute what a great R.S. you are. I just love you to death! SATANIC DEnNITION - the bottomless spiral of the porthole ends with the devil & Hell In 3A. TOMMY, [ smell cat & you're in a lot .of trouble! Don't bother unpacking! DOUG LONDO - do you have a gold chain? Can I have it? - Delilah. WORDS FROM the Darkroom: "Think of today as belng the last day of the rest of your life." TO SW56 A.KA. Bambi Killer It took 2 shots, you were shooting better on Thursday from 2ti feet. The Bird. EXECUTIVE VIEW: To want this job is to never have had it. ~IIIGII ~ "iJ6 ~~'!t 9fc,~ Looking for on eXCiting and chollenging COlee!? WIlere eochdoV is dlffersnt? Mony Air Force people hove such a career as PilOts andNavtgalOlS. Moybe you con jointhem.Find oof ~ you quollfy. Contoct your Air Force recruiter fodDy. Coli 1~SAF TOlL FREE Week at the Park 'lbunday. Feb. Ie Black Career Fair from 8:15 a.m, to 12 noon at Gateway Technlcal College in Racine. Sponsored by UW-Parkslde, Gateway and carthage College. Workshop "Interview Techniques" begins at 5 p.m. In Union 207. Call ext. 2452for reservations. FrIday., Feb. 17 Movie: "Big" (PG) wI1l be shown at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for Parkside students and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. saturday, Feb. 18 Dramatic l'Tes""tation "L1vin' and Lovin' • In Spite of It All" by Mary Helena at 7 p.m ..in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $3.00. Tickets are available at the Union Information center and will be available at the door, Movie "Big" wI1l be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union CInema. Monday, Feb. ZO Round Table "According to Their Respective Numbers: Historical Perspective on the American Census" by Margo Anderson of UW-Mllwaukee at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106.The event is free and open to the public. Wednesday, Feb. n Workshop "Supervisory Management for a Small Business" begins at 9 a.m. Sponsored by the Small BU8iness Development Center. Film "A RaIsin In the Sun" wI1l be shown at 12 noon and at 7 p.m. in the Union CInema. The film 18free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Black History Month Committee. Ooncert featuring the Bradford Jazz Ensemble dlrected by Alex Sabo ai 1 p.m. in CA Dll8. The program is open to the public at no charge. Game Show "Family Feud" begins at 9 p.m. in the Union Square. The event is free and open to the pUblic. Spon· sored by PAB. Thunday, Feb. 2S Oornedi"""" Bertlce Berry wI1l perform at 7 p.m. In Union Square. The event Is free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Black History Month Committee. Movie "My LIfe as a Dog" wI1l be 8hown at 7: 80 p.m. in the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series wI1l be available at the door. Play" Joe Egg" begin at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Call ext. 2564 for tickets. • Reduced motel rates • Reduced 1 day cruises • Open bar parties at famous clubs in Lauderdale ... $29~A9Hq2EPO Rally begins: March 18 ':---......\ I I Entry fee: $125 \ ..:JRII) For more info: 1-800-325-6313 ~\ I I ~ \ I ~ • .19 Th~. Feb. 18,'9llOAanger After Ihcy"o .... when> you.... when> yousleep. and when> yougo lOci';" _dlem_~goiq"obdpyou·5bIdy. • . The IJIM' _ S)'SIemI2' is !bebesl way 10_ yourparenlS just how ser~youare~)'OW'grIdcs.II'seasyto tc3rnandeasy touse, andean ~lpyou organm: eees, ""'". papers. produco hig/Hjualily graphics. and '"""'. And if )'OlI'.. oIijpbIe, )QI'U even get !beIBM PS/2 or up 1040'1(, off. 50 __ '.. _ Ibem lII'lIlInd. _!bem whalCOllDlS. For more information contact die·Computer Support Center, 553-2235 WLLC-D150A , . -- -- Lem's line... -The heat is on in Metro r8C6\ Louisville at Florida St. t eek Monday, Florida State forward TonyDe; Lr ..;: we get a win up there (at LouisVille)·,we sal th conference with no problems." The Sernlnoha w::: 8~-78,and currently hold a one-half garne leacI roui·svllle in the Metro conference commg into tOIll~ After back·to-back 19·11 seasons, Seminole cOQc1lt Kennedy looks to have a powerful team after lOSing total of 4.8 points and 2.9 reboun~s ,to graduation. returnees: George McCloud, a 6 6 playrnakaj- who d 182 points per game last year In shooting . ~!o':nb~yond the arc and (MacaronI) Tony Os strong forward who grabbed 7.6 rebounds and 17.9 .r contest. Adding to the attack are forward Thomas and center Tat Hunter. Thomas, a from the wreckage left in Kentucky, has provedII; key addition in taking some of the defensive pre of Dawson. Louisville is reeling from a controversial lossto last weekend at the buzzer. That loss, combinedW!!lt loss to Florida state dropped the Cardinals frolll • loth in the rankings. When you say Louisville, you as well say Pervis Ellison because the names are interchangeable. He has been the heart and SOUl Cards since leading them to the national title Kenny Pane has been superb for much of the he tallied 22 in the loss at UCLA and guard Smith is still improving from hts 152 turnover year, What is stopping the cards is the inco'M"""_'" of forward Tony Kimbro and 7-foot Felton Spencer, cer was dynamite against Memphis Slate last w ting 22, but he was a non-factor against UCLA and only 6. Louisville will be looking for revenge down In the of the Seminoles, but Denny Crum doesn't have hl.s ary magic working yet. Florida State's insi game will be too much for the Cards, as foul plague Crum's front line down-the stretch. State a giant step towards the METRO title with the but Louisville will rebound in time for the tourney. Lem's Line: Florida St. 86, Louisville 81 . 200/0 DISCOUNT I I '1UI45 Jl/$t.. Z ___ A tJ1'Il&. .. JDI(£. Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkslde stUdents and faCUlty members only, on all merchandise In our store. ThiS ad Is valid for as long as you attend Parkslde. 1.0. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler MI8sionVIU- (~ _.. . -- - n Pershing Plaza Hwy. . on .50) 4017. 75th 'St. n....._ 697-0884 - .....,.~ 9:30 •. m''':30 p.m. ., aye 12:ClO-4:30p.m. RangerThursday,Feb.16,198911 .. 1MSTANDINGS LA Dream Team, 5.1.w. Green Division move to league Ie_ads W L GB - - -- 4 0 TEAM ~ S,I,W. Dream Come True Big Boss Hom Dogs Run &Gun Hamm's Straight Up PF 292# PA 189 3 0 .5 227 191 2 2 2 219* 263 1 2 2.5 192 202 1 2 2,5 180 231 1 3 3 275 284 0 3 3.5 70 88*# •• IncludeS forfeit score of 2-D in favor of Sir. Boss '.includeS forfeit score of 2-1 in favor of S .. w. Black Division Team W L GB PF PA LA Dream Team 3 0 258' 191 Busters 2 1 1 200 205 Posse In Effect 2 1 1 220 191 cavaliers 1 2 2 171 203 RWB 1 2 2 198 206 The Dogs, 0 3 3 167 224 by Marlo Lemelux Green Division Dream Come True 74, Hom Dogs 59 Dream Come Tnle remained unbeaten with the 15 point victory over Hom Dogs. Scott Stulo bad 29 points to lead all scorers for DCT while Randy Yuhas had 16 and Ken Gill 12. The Hom Dogs were led by S. Christensen's 21 with Tim Sobol adding 12. S.I.W. 113. Run &< Gun 63 srw kept their record clean with the easy win over Run & Gun as three srw players went over the 2O·point mark led by J. Brown's 35 and Dave Peterson's 29. Shawn Stulo had 33 and Erik Knud· sen 22, but It wasn't nearly enough. S.I. W. !. Stra.lgbt Up 0 .• Forfeit Bamm'.98, Big Boa 82 Hamm's out-ran Big Boss down the stretch and won going away in this high-point affair. Dennis Kaczanowskl and Danny Kendziorski cornbined for 65 points, including 11 a-pointers in the win. Rob· ert Hall's 22 led Big Boss, with Jack Klebesadel and Robert Halllsy adding 18 apiece. Black Dlvtslon LA Dream Team 78, Buster 88 The Dream Team scored the first 9 points of the contest in jumping out to a 37·29 advantage at the half. In the second half, Busters. pulled to within four with 3:00 rema1n1ng, but couldn't get any closer as the Dream Team won a battle of the unbeatens. Four members of the Dream Team scored in The beat goes on for wrestUng team Grapple.. , from page 12 (126lbs.),Karl (150 Ibs.) and Bernauer (177 lbs.) taking seconds, Price (167 Ibs.) taking third, and Wessley (190 lbs.) taking fourth. Demerath won hts first three matches without giving up a point, but lost in the championship match to Mike Pasdo of Marquette 9·7. It wasPasdo's first victory over Demerath in four tries this year. Demerath's record now 'stands at 34-8 with a team high 21 pins. Karl took his first four matches, before losing a 5-4 declson in the finals to NCAA III All·Amerlcan Mickey Best of Wheaton College in the finals. Karl's record now stands at 26·13·2. Hemauer, still nursing a sore ankle, crusled past his first three opponents before comlnlit up on the short end of TheRangers to';;; Whitewater 24-15 In dual TEST YOUR .' STRENGTH.• QUITTING. IT COULD BE 1lIE TEST OF YOUR UFE. a 14·10 score in the finals aganst Mike Barton of Mount Union College of Ohio to put Hemauer's record at 30·8. Price failed to win a cham. plonship for the first time this year in taking third alter being upset by Brandon Payne of Heldelburg College, 8.6. Price won five other matches to capture the consolation championship in ratsing his record to 40-4 on the year. Wessley went 4-2 on the dsy to take fourth, putting his reo cord at 28-12 on the season. Scott Stephenson and Kevin Tremelling also wrestled, but Scott Stephenson and Kevin Tremelling also wrestled. but faUed to place for the Rangers. "We didn't wrestle our best, but we were, still clo~ to winning the tournament, said Ranger coach Jim Koch. "We would nave challenged for the title with a healthy Rohrer and WhIting. John Karl bad his best tournament of the year. and with a llttle more work, could earn All· American honors this year." JolIn Kart took 2nd at 150 I.... On Friday, the Rangers w1ll be competing in the NCAA II Midwest Reglonals at Ed· wardsvttte, ill. The meet will detennine which wrestlers w1ll compete n the Natlonal tournament for the NCAA II in CaIilomta. P A on :MarCh 4 and 5. Ten of the Ranger wrestlers have already quail· fied for the NAlA nationals which Is based on regular season performance. double figures led by Jell Lewis' 28 and Jeff Relkow· skI's 18. Scott Leske paced Busters with 19 and Jell Somenske bad H. R.W.B. 73, Cavaliers 88 :Mark Zuckley hit for 30 in leading R.W.B. to their first win on the season. Darrtn, Pluskota bad 25. Ken Neese 18, and Rich Snaltynskl 16 for the losers. whUe Mike McQueen chipped in 15 for RWB. Posse In Effect 88, The Dogs 81..0.T. Posse in Effect outscored the Dogs 11-3 in overtime for the victory. The Dogs, led by Steve Moore's 18. overcame a 8 point nair-nme deficit to force the extra session. Dan Carrera tossed 1n 21 while Mike OldanJ and Steve LeLonde bad 18 and 14 respectively. Athletes keeping up in grades Allllec.., from page f 2 tmproves, Todd Flugerald bas a 3.53 and Jay Rueth bas a 3.15li to keep them e11glble. Junior Bryant Hobb. bas a 3.21 GPA in eemmunlcauons and w1ll be e11glbl8as he gets the playing time ne deserves. 'Ibeae athleteJJ have overcome a huge stereotype that athletes are not intelligent and don't do mundane things like studying. 11 1a tough enough in college being a student without bavlng the burden of peecncee. games. meetings. and conditioning. All of this coupled with tne peer pressure to be eoc1a1and party leaves the student·ath· lete with some tough choices. It become. hard trying to satlaly your frIenda. coaches, teachers. friends of the opposit sex. and still give your ali to your 8tudles and your sport. The athletes in this ar· ticle have found the time to achieve in both school and sport and still deal with all the other pressures that go along with the collel':e life. And they all should be com· mended and respecled throughout aU of Parkside. since they are the elite, Aca· demlc All·Americans . :~JRUIER(,~. C:~~Ir!!. IID-" (Nrl ~ It:O!!) - Double Dynamite not quite enough in double .overtime Ranger ethletes show skills in ctessroom by Jelf Lemmermann Spons Editor • The next time someone Is saved by a man with a cape and a big "S" on his chest, don't assume it is Clark Kent. Parkslde's mild-mannered Andy Schmldtmann donned an "S" on his uniform for the second half last Saturday against Milwaukee, but the Rangers ran out of gas in double overtime and fell to the Panthers 86-79. Schmldtmann was involved in 14 of the final 16 points scored by the Rangers in regulation to bring them back p-om a ll3-41 deficit with 7 minutes remaining. In that 'run. he connected on 4: hattricks and hit an open RIchard Delk for the tying basket with 5 seconds rematntng. The Ranger Dynamic Duo of Schmldtmann and Rod (maybe It should be Robin), Whittier combined for 49' points and 14 assists, including 13 three-point bombs before the night was over. Whal' was more incredible was all but 2 of Schmldtmann's Steve (Jr.) Jerrlck returned to ,action from a shouldar InJury points came afler the Intermission as he shot ()'5 In the first 20 mlnules of the game" converting on two tree-thrQws in the half. Neither team shot well In the first half, as Milwaukee hit 16 of 26 shots (48 percent) and Parkslde was 9-21 (43 percent). The Rangers held a s-pomt advantage at 9-6, while Milwaukee's biggest lead was a 28-24 mark near the end of the half. WhIttier cut into the lead with a trlfecta before the buzzer, his third of the half, to make It 28-27 at the break. After five lead changes In the first four minuted of the second half, it looked like Milwaukee would run away with the game. A Robert Kukla 3- pointer gave the Panthers a 44-40 lead and Clarence Wright answered with another long strike to make It a 7-polnt lead. The advantage reached 12 soon after when Darryl Arnold, who led the Panthers with 19, scored on an open to-rooter with 7:17 reo malning. Afler a Ranger timeout, Delk and WhIttier scored '5 unanswered points, but Panther guard Maurice Poole pumped the lead back to 10 with a Ire' to make It 56-46. Schmldtmann than began his tirade to send the game into O.T. In the first overtime, the Rangers scored four straight to open up their biggest lead of the game, but the UWM press brought them back. A six-point run turned the Ranger lead Into a two-point deficit as Milwaukee threat. ened to pull away. Wright connected on a pair of charity throws to make It 72·69 with only :25 remaining, but Schmldtmann was ihere once Schmldtmann's guns were loaded In the 2nd half again to answer with a longranger to knot the game at 72. Delk insured the extra session with a big defensive block of Panther forward Andy Ronan'a jumper from' inside the lane as ttme. explred. WhIttier drew first blood with a three-pointer In the second O.T., but Parkslde ran out of gas from there as the Panthers scored 10 of the next 12 to finally clinch the win. Milwaukee out-rebounded Parkslde 38-30 In gaining the victory, and placed five men in double-figures with Arnold leading the way followed' by Ronan and Kukla with 17 apiece. Ronan also pulled down 11 rebounds with Kukla and Arnold getting 7 each. Schmldtmann led all scorers with 25, Whittier had a season high 24, and Dekk had 16 points and 10 rebounds In the loss, dropping the Rangers to 9-14on the year. Ranger streak hits 37 as grapplers ground Warhawks Special to the Ranger The Ranger wrestling team raised their season dual meet record to 10-2, and extended their consecutive dual meet victory string against Wlscon· sin opponents to 37 by defeat- >"JIgUW-Whltewaler 24-15 on Feb. 5. After spotting the War· hawks six points on forfeits, the Rangers won aeven of the nine rematntng matches to .take the victory. In the final four. matchea, which decided the meet. Parkslde came away with a major declson by " ... - Rob Fox at 167 Ibs. (19-7); a 12-8win by Mark Hemauer at 177 Ibs. who returned to action after suffering an ankle injury a week, earlier; a come-from-behind win by Scott Wessley who scored 13 of the final III points for the 14-9 win at 190 Ibs.; and a close 8-7 win for Ted Price at heavyweight. Price moved up to the heavyweight class from three classes below In order to challenge the Warhawk's Randy Meyers and was giv.' Ing up 90 Ibs. In the. match. In earlier matches, Arthur Demerath, Ttm WhIting. and John Karl all won by wide margins to set up the Ranger victory. _ Over the weekend, the team' participated In the 52nd annual Wheaton College Invitational. Twenty.slx teams par. ticlpated In the meet, with the Rangers placing fourth de. sptte "having Steve Rohrer' (134 Ibs.) and Tim WhIting (147 Ibs.) withdraw because of the 'flu. Five Rangers placed among the top four In, thetr weight class, with Demerath See W,..lIers, page 11 by Louie Tenore An Academic All-American Is someone who Is outstand· Ing in his or her sport and Is achieving highiy In the classroom. At Parkslde we have one such person, plus many to be nominated for this honor. Ivan Ireland, a senior soccer player is an Academic All -American in pre-med with a 3.72 GPA. Ivan IS a starting defender and has been for two years. Soccer coach Rick KIlps described Ireland as a "hard-nosed, Intense kid who never gives up." Two wrestlers are being, nominated for the award this spring by coach Jim Koch. Ted Price, a senior with a 3.19 GPA tn Psychology and Tim WhIting, a sophomore with a 3.56 GPA In Business Marketing are being nomlnated for the - NAIA and NCAA division two award. Price, who wrestles, at 167 Ibs., Is 34-3this year and 102- 25 in his three years of varsity competltion. He Is the 7th wrestler In Parkslde history togo over 100 wins and the first to have over 300 takedowns with 344 already In his career. He set a record this year with 140 takedowns and has won 6 tournaments thIa year, another record. He Is currently top-ranked In the NCAA division two ratings. Whiting, has a 29-9 record at the i42 weight and has been a starter since the day he walked on campus. When asked about these two soon to be academic Ali-Americans coach Koch responded, "They embody the term student-athlete." THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Basketball: Feb. 18 At McKendree College Feb. 20 H0'!1e vs. Quincy College - 7:30 p,m, Women's Basketball: Feb, 18 at Purdue University.Calumet Feb. 20 Home vs. QUincy College - 5:15 p.m. Wrestling: Feb. 17 NAAA II Midwest Regional at-Edwardsville, Indoor Track: Feb. 18 at UW-Oshkosh Open (Men) Feb. 18 at University of Chicago Invitational (W Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 19, February 16, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. New alcohol policy dries up hall residents Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 1S, 1e88 r~!~ lUJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)~ W~~~(Q)~~~1j\J]o~~[R1~~CI~[Q)=O=~=_=Y=O='.=X=Y=",=N=O:::J. 2 New Vice Chancellor itlooking ahead- New alcohol policy dries up hall residents r- lIy Amy Pettit l\IaIIaglngEditor ~c planning and mt- ~ tancerns are the main iIIJII JIlhn C. Stockwell. Vice ilIlllcellor of Academic Af- fIlA pIaIIS to Immediately 1BdrIe. 'll1e new Vice Chancellor ..."ned hie position in Au- lUll, replacing Mary ,Eliza- leIIl Shuller, who announced W resignation In October, lJ/II, \'So far, It's been very chal- ." Stockwell said. ksldehas) a strong rae- d goodstudents:' well most recently as Dean of the Dlvl- Arts and Sciences at !he e University of New YQI1I. He received a BA in I!IeaIre and speech from if! College, Cedar- , and an MA and from Bowling Green ifiIi' University, Bowling tiib,Ohio. __.. ditg his objectives in l1li _ role at Parkside, ~ said, "One goal, lItil!I:v. is to Implement-. ~ directly with the ~cenor •• strategic plan. _ That Is probably the 'IOItSUbstantlal'lnltialobjec- ~ that I have responsibility ....n Planning wlll be direct- ~ lied with the budget, he laid. 4ddItJonany,"I will be ac- ~ involved with the rae- IIIlr and staff In minority pro- iIaIlI development and cur- ~," he continued, ' Slockwellsaid he is work- Inc'/llthseveral colleagues on _ling minority faculty ~ students. "I'm a part of WI: PllZZle." he said; A proposal for an ethnic ~~~, minor and other cur- ~~ developments are .~ consideration. ~ ~ firm conviction is to :v.- the University attrac- ~ IJ>rttymlnOrit y faculty and stUdents, The cul- states that, "Kegs of beer or equivalent volumes of liquor are not permitted In student apartments:' A keg has been defined by Possehl as ""y barrel quantity of alcohol (t.e, quarter-barrels and half- barrels). According to the handbook, the largest amount of beer that Is permitted In a student apartment Is 496 ounces (a quarter-barrel is 7.75 gallons or 496 ounces). by Scott Singer When a student goes away to college and moves Into stu- dent housing, it can be a scary experience. One way a student overcomes that is to make new friends, many times at parties in the resi- dence hall. This year there are strict rules and regula- tions aimed at restricting parties that are held in the residence halls. sheriff should be called," says Doug Wielgate, Acting Director of Campus Police. After .calling an RA to the scene, the party is broken up and 'the residents of that apartment are dealt with . After an incident report is written up, the students in- volved meet with DeAnn Pos- sehl, Director of Residential Life, to discuss the possibility of disciplinary actions . An •'academic and social atmosphere" is what Resis- dent Advisor (RA) Tracy Connors describes as the major purpose behind these rules. While some argue that this can be best attained through stiff regulations, others feel that the students should have more freedom to do what they want. , ture of the unlveraity itself has to be responsible to the needs of minority, faculty and students." By "culture of the untver- stty,' Stockwell said he is pri- marily referring to the cur- riculum and programming. As Vice Chancellor, he has many routine responsibilities, such as working with the uni- versity's faculty in hiring, policies, administration, budgets, salaries, equipment purchases, and administra- tive responsibilities. The problems he faces are thpse any new employee faces. i<" ,~·It's a big institution and It's tough to get acquainted with everybody," he said. "I'm still In the early stages of laying the founda- tion from which I will work." -"He'S·made a good start," commented Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, "He's a quick study, He's developing a good grasp of what the issues are, and what needs to be done." Kaplan noted that he Is spending a lot of time becom- Ing acquainted with the fac- ulty and learning about the issues on campus., Increased student aware- ness of alcohol problems rei .sulted last year following the death of Dan Hall. This prompted students to begin work on a new and more ef- fective alcohol polley. In accordance' with state law, the main purpose of the residence hall alcohol policy is to control underage drink- The discipline that follows ers. Other points are to con- can range from community trot uninvited guests, trre- service work to eviction from sponsible drinkers and to pro- student housing. "As soon as mote courtesy to others. , people understand the conse- , , 'quences ..,I don't think we'll In addition to the underage have any problems • at least drinking, the polley also re-, :i hope not." commented Pos- strtcts the amount of alcohol' sehl. that can be In the apartment, prohibits open containers out- side the residence halls, and encourages responsible drink- Ing habits. Also, large and loud parties that disturb others and/or break rules are In violation of the policy, Beer can pyramids like this may soon be as rare 8SEgyptian pyramids. This is equivalent to 1.7 cases of beer (24 cans in a case, 12 ounces per can). This could cause problems for residents that prefer to buy In bulk to save money. as well as for those students planning a party where legal drinkers may consume more than the 40 cans of beer allowed. While the administration feels the policy "helps pro- mote an environment condu- cive . to study, personal growth, and respect," others do not agree. Jay Lewandow- ski President of the Parkside Stu'dent Government Associa- tion feels ". __that the policy, as it stands now, is extremely strict." Finally, some think that the polley restricts the social boundaries of the students through age segregation along with eliminating a major source of resident en- tertalnment and interacting, Of the 396 students In houS- Ing, more than 70 percent a~e, not of legal drinking age, ThIS poses a potentia! probl.e!J1 "with illegal underage drmk- Although the policy is de- ing. To monitor this situation f fined in the "Residence Hall are seven RA's, also living in Handbook," there are still the housing. These residents areas that are not clearly de- are full time students who fined, For example, while have completed training to beer is restricted In terms of enforce rules and regulations., amounts, there is no provi- These RA's are responsible sions for hard liquor. "We ha- for most of the enforcement ven't really defined that," .of the alcohol policy rules. commented Possehl, on the When there is a complaint l~ck of hard liquor provisions. the campus police are called ' in. "Normally we arrive first Anotl)er area of question Is and make the decision .if the! fiat of kegs. The handbook .' ~ I "I think it's really hurting ... meeting people ... that·s how a lot of people get to know each other. at the big parties," says resident George Koenig. "They're going to have to allow that • otherwise it's just gonna be walking around not knowing each other. Right now... no one knows each other. Last year there were parties for the first week and you knew everyone by the end of the first week. It was great." " , 2 Thursday, sept. 15, 1988 Ranger lour view I Parking hassles paid in full I'm sure that everyone has had trouble flnding a place to park now and then. Shopping malls, concerts or even neighborhoods can fill up and leave no parking spaces closer than three mUes away. Now do we have to add Parkslde to that list? We've heard reports on the radio and in the newspapers that enrollment is up this year. More students logically means more cars and less parking spaces. However, some students have found that if they arrive on campus later than 9:30 a.m. there Is NO place to park. These students have paid their $30.50 or $60 for white permits which allow the most freedom in parking, but find that UnIon, Comm Arts, Phy Ed and Tallent Hall are full and closed off with barricades. Is It fair to require students to pay so much money so that they can come to school and not have a place to park? We don't think so. Perhaps the unIversity should decide quickly whether or not they are going to build an additional parking lot for students. There used to be plenty of parking in the Tallent lot East (East of Tallent Hall) but that lot was built on unslable ground. As a result, students would find parking there treacherous. 1f not life-endangering, if they were in· What is the problem here? If the campus police know how many safe parking spaces there are on campus, we think they would have the courtesy to only sell as many permits as those lots can handle. Of course, one must take into account that there are night students who do not use the lot at normal hours, but when enrollment went up, did the campus police think the increase was in night students only? Information provided by the campus police shows that so far this year, 3436 permits (white and green, not in- cluding handicapped and reserved spaces jwere sold to students and faculty. Last year's tolal was 3372, only 64 more than last year. Where is the problem? It could be that because there are only 1922 "open" parking spots in the Tallent, Comm Arts, Union and Phy Ed lots. Figure it out - that means there will be two stu- dents vying for every parking spot on campus! We feel that the university should try to accommodate students as best they can. If this means selling unknowing students a permit to an already overloaded parking sys- tem, what kind of faith will these students have in the rest of the university system? Something needs to be done fast to accommodate these students who have basically just wasted their money on a useless rear-view mirror decora- tion. by Kelly McKissick . ' ......--WH~ lHE HECK IS THE ~ Of A. DAY THA.l L1VE5 IN INFAMY ~ If 11 COMES AFTER,THE ElECTION, ~~ '" ~YWAY? '" - s-,~~ "'iIj'lIJ!liillii1iij ~ President responds to WI.:BR uproar To the Editor: obligated to see 'that the money is well spent. Unfortunately, bureauoratrc red- tape delayed the pur- chase of equipment and broadcasting was not possible until mid-June. The radio sta- tion (WLBR) did broadcast throught the summer during the hours that the Union Recreation Center was open. At the June Senate meeting, the senate asked .ror written rules and guidelines from the people involved in the radio project. These guidelines are necessary to help limit liabil- ity and insure continued success for WLBR. Mter one month, the senate did not receive a report or any other type of reply from the people who had worked so hard to get the radio station on the air. In order to protect the students and insure the continued success of the radio station, the Senate wrote and passed the necessary guide- lines. These guidelines call for the creation of an unbiased board of directors. This board will meet and review all ap- plicants interested in the radio station. The board will - decide each year which stu- dents will be in charge of the radio station. After these guidelines were passed, the members of the radio project were informed and offered the opportunity to suggest revision and to apply for the jobs of their choice on the radio station. Although this opportunity was offered to the original committee before anyone else, we are yet to receive ap- plications from them. At this time I would like to again thank those people who worked to establish the radio station last year. I would also like to once again offer them the opportunity to apply lor the jobs of their choiceand bring their expertise back to WLBR. This perference isnot to exclude anyone whodid not previously work on the radio station. Everyone, experel- enced or not. is welcome to join at any time. We would like to resume broadcast in October so don't delay: the radio station manager will be chosen from applications re- ceived in the next few weeks. Jay Lewsndowsid PSGA Presidelll During the first week of this semester a contoversy has risen between the poepie who worked on the radio proj- ect last year and the office that created and funded them; Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association. Inc. As President of P.S.G.A., I would like to try to clear up a few things. From the first the idea of establishing a radio station was proposed, we knew that one day it would become an independent organization. Everyone involved has been working to establish the radio slatlon with the stability needed to grow and become a permanent part of the Park- side community. The radio station idea was first pro- posed by Alex Pettit, 1987-88 PSGA President. Under his term of office the project was initiated. The 87-88 Student Senate found an excess of $1400 in the PSGA budget,' which could be used to pur- chase the equipment neces- sary to begin broadcasting. Because the money used came directly from the stu- dents, the P.S.G.A. Senate Is Ranger is written a~d edit~d by-students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial pti cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaksand 1101- days. I letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words ~r less~ h eelttders must be Signed. With atelephone number includedfor verification purposes Names Will be upon request. . f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false andlor de- amatory. T~~~sd~~;.for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication nAUhcorrespondence shOUldbe addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Ke· in~).a WI 531}1. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial)or 414/553-2295 (Advertis· BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ._ Circulation Manager John M~rter _, Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Erfltor-m-Chlef Amy Pettit ........................•.. Managtng Editor Kelly McKissick News Edrtcr Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor George Koenig .........•.. Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach COPV gouo- John Kehoe Photo Editor Otmstme Dejno Asst. Photo Editor GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Ruben Carbajal, Dan Chiapetta, Tim Cook, David Debish, Triola Ebner. Mark Hall. Abu Hassein, David Heller, Jill Janovicz. Michelle Van Komngsveld, Sharon Krause, Heather Malzahn Karen McKissick. Geraldine Murawski, Oadise ' N~man. George Olson. Mike Picazo,Scott Singer, Rob Twardy. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 2, September 15, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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