314 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/8b6302c0cb78c10847919f73b16f294a.pdf 01e828fe961b2ff307ea01f0fd3ac300 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Minority rally heightens campus awareness Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Minority rally heightens campus awareness by Kelly McKissick News Editor "How many students have to pass through the system before we have something in place to address and deal with these problems? We felt the time to move was now," Jay Lewandowski, PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) president said at a rally for Minority Issues on Wednesday, April 27. PSGA recently formed the Minority Action Council in response to the distribution of racis't literature on the UWMilwaukee and Marquette campuses, racists actions on other campuses in Wisconsin, the response of Parkside minority students to a recent survey and UW System President Kenneth Shaw's proposal, "Design for Diversity," according to a press release. The Council's purpose, as defined in the PSGA Senate Bill, is "to formulate, set and monitor the effectiveness of all policies pertaining to minority students attending the University of Wisconsin-Parkside." Over 100 students attended the rally to listen to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, Assistant Chancellor of Student Affairs G. Gary Grace, United Council Minority Affairs Director Don Parker, PSGA President Jay Lewandowski and Special Programs Coordinator Jesse Hargrove speak about minority issues. Parker spoke first, opening "That I have black skin should not be my qualification for obtaiing an education that I deserve." -Don Parker with " I think the theme or topic we can address at this rally is that it's bringing awareness to the issue (of minority needs and discrimination) before an incident like what happened at UW-M.il- A strong, final reminder: be careful at The End. Don Blazavier, who donated signs, assists Hall Council President George Koenig in hanging the reminders at the housing exits. waukee, Marquette or UWMadison precipitates and grows and becomes ugly." He was referring to the distribution of racist materials at these campuses. He explained that racism is "a problem that is growing, is very serious in nature, and affects every one of us. I believe through education and working together we can stop segregating ourselves." Parker stressed the issue of minority education, saying that it has been an issue that has been addressed in the UWsystem over the past ten years through a variety of groups, reports, proposals and plans, "yet the number of minorities entering the UW system has remained the same over the past couple of years in relationship to the total student population." He feels that the real problem is in minority retention. "For instance, at the UW-Milwaukee campus, eight out of every ten students are not going to graduate in the fouryear undergraduate track. That seems to suggest that the problem of minority recruitment and retention is a very important issue." He mentioned a cartoon printed in the UW-Eau Claire student newspaper, in which two white students were covering themselves with a black substance and saying that they could now get free tuition because they were black. "I think that any normal- thinking person would know that it would be an economic waste to throw money at a person who is not going to be able to achieve or obtain an education that's going to benefit them and society as a whole," he said. "We need to take into account that there are certain social and economical barriers that keep the minority students in the subclass as they are classified. Those barriers are what keep the minorities away from the educational opportunities that the other students have," Parker commented. He feels that a mechanism needs to built up that will "bring all students up to the same level." Chancellor Kaplan stated that measures have been taken by Parkside "to do a substantially better job of serving minority students" during her past 16 months as Chancellor. She said that scholarships have been an issue as well, although, "there is never enough money." Kaplan explained that during the past year, Parkside has been or- Don Parker, United Council Minority Affairs the gathering at the rally for Minority Issues 27. ganizing to do some major private fundraising to aid scholarships. "We have established the raising of funds for minority student scholarships as one of the priorities of that fundraising campaign," she said. "Aside from saying that this is a cultural imperative and a political imperative, it is also an imperitive for this institution because we live or die with the cities of Kenosha and Racine," she said. April an investment in the students' futures. He does not believe in Utopia, where everything is perfect, but he does believe "that we can reach a point where we can at least start to look at people based on the merits of the individual character. That I have black skin shdlild not be my qualification for obtaining an education that I deserve if I work as hard as everyone else." Kaplan explained that these communities are undergoing major changes in their demographic makeup, and "this institution is going to have to learn how to relate to and how to educate the minorities, who are going to the majority in the population of Racine and Kenosha in the next fifteen to twenty years." Hargrove feels that minority education "is at a point where we need to identify key personnel who can advance the educational opportunity message. They fall into two categories: role models and champions." He explained that role models and champions are trying to relate a message of hope, shared commitment, the advancement of educational opportunity, and Grace addressed the crowd by comparing Parkside to the other institutions where he has worked. "This is the first place I've ever worked where the chief executive is committed to making some progress. These are people at the top who are willing to be counted and who will take some leadership to get things changed," he said. Hargrove complimented the audience at the rally and PSGA. "You sponsored this rally because you believed and cared to invest your energy in a problem concerning minorities. It is said that involved students make stronger alliances, stronger citizens and stronger government. You are making a difference here today." Inside Chancellor's reflection page 3 New SOC leader HOG Bowl page 5 As Doc saw it page 9 Classifieds page 10 Sports wraps page 17 Farewells UWP RANGER" Ranger writers never die... by Robb Luehr Six years. Yes, it seems like forever, but it's been only six years. Contrary to heresay, the builders of this school did not see me and my brother standing in a field and build the school around us. But, sadly yes, the rumor concerning my impending graduation from this university is true. It's been 13 years since the last time I wore a cap and gown-when I got out of high school (yes, I'm that old)-and I have mixed feelings now that Pm leaving the hallowed halls of old PU in that same get-up. It's difficult to find a lot of good things to say about Parkside, but there's more than you think. In my remembrances, I'll try not to get sentimental, but if I do, hey, so it goes. First of all, I have to thank my brother (who's been here a semester longer than me) for introducing me to the Ranger lo those six years ago, and for getting me on the road to a degree by suggesting English as a major. Thanks to the late Ken Meyer, who gave me my first paid Ranger position, as Sports Editor (which I lost in three weeks). Also thanks to all the editors and sports editors since then who have put up with all my quirks (ahem). Thanks also to the Parkside athletic department and coaches for keeping the stories coming. Another thank you goes to the professors of the English department, who put up the various late papers, poems and assignments. I especially have to thank Prof. Kummings for keeping his sanity, because I had at least six classes with him, and I'm sure I drove him crazy some- .times. Outside of Ranger and writing, I have to acknowledge (grudgingly) Nick Thome for corrupting me in Dart Team. I was part of the Team in it's glory days, and I know I'm not the same person I was before that. And finally, I wish to thank the University itself for somehow keeping my interest piqued for the past six years. I'm going to miss the daily grind of classes, the 10 to 20 page papers, buying textbooks, the clog in Molinaro in the morning, Ranger deadlines, Union Square, the Rec Center, bad jukebox music and the daily walk down the concourse. I'm going to miss this place. They just say thanks and so long by Rick Luehr Forgive me if this thing gets a little sentimental. I figure, since this is the last thing I'll ever write for Ranger, I can get away with it just once. When I first came to the Ranger office six and a half years ago, I felt like I was entering a room full of strangers. By the time I left, it was a room full of friends. And it's been that way ever since. Being on the staff has made me really feel like I belong, and it also gave me a sense that I was doing something really important. I would really like to thank everyone who has made an impression on me over my years here. I'd like to mention them all by name, but that would take the whole issue. First of all, I want to thank the Ranger staffs of the "HOW TO BECOME AN ELDER S TATESMAN? OH, YOU TWO SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM." Letters to the Editor Emphasis on research questioned past, all the people who gave me my first chance and always encouraged me. Of course, I have to thank the staff this year. All of you have really been good friends, as well as one hell of a great staff. So Jenny, Jon, Terri, Pook and Mooch, Randy, Amy (still the hottest news babe in the business), and everyone else; I love you and I'm really going to miss all of you. I can't end this thing without acknowledging everyone else on campus who have meant a lot to me over the years. To all the members of Alpha Psi Omega, and to all the rest of the faculty, students and staff, past and present, who have made these the best six and half years of my life: Thank you all so much. I'm really going to miss this place. To the Editor: My experiences with two professors situated in two different academic divisions at Parkside require comment. I would like to know why the university is terminating the employment of someone in the science division who is perhaps the best lecturer in his department. People I have talked to agree with me that he is, over all, one of the best, if not the best, teachers of the subject Parkside could hope to find. He has, in addition, made major efforts to coordinate club activities and, in general, increased interest in the field, at a time when enrollment in the program has been declining. The reason given for denial of tenure is the old familiar one: not enough research. Second, I would like to know the university's reasons for tolerating another professor, located in a social science discipline. This professor, who is well known beyond this campus, fills his lecture time with one-sided polemics about political ideas he doesn't like, talks mainly about those few parts of his subject he has done research in, and, in fact, doesn't even teach. I am told he has fewer students in his survey classes than any other professor in the discipline. In addition, this semester he has missed class time equivalent to two full weeks in order to attend conferences and meetings, yet he demands standards from his students equal to those of graduate school. Why, I would like to know, does the university fire the first professor and keep the second? Apparently it's the old "publish or perish" syndrome again: do mostly research and forget about teaching or risk getting axed. People have complained about this situation. They have complained to department heads, to other professors, and to members of the administration. Predictably nothing has been done. Obviously, with regard to these and similiar situations, nothing will ever be done. No wonder Parkside is losiSf lit If this institution eally wants to educate peotll' W!U have t0 recognize the contributions of those here who have actually assisted it in the accomplishment of its mission, not those who spend their time writing books. At Parkside. in the battle between teaching and research, it is obvious which has won out. Sincerely, Dennis Wheeler To the Editor: The Parkside Student Government Association would like to thank the faculty, staff, and students for attending the minority awareness rally which took place on Wednesday, April 27. We feel that the attendance at the rally gave support to the need for the minority actions council. We would also like to thank all the guest speakers for their invaluable time and support for the rally. Their participation was greatly appreciated. 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P S"ed every Thursday dunn9 the academic year exce pt over b reaks and he letters mus/be sfgnedWwith6a3feleolfnnp"numhh6^ a,re.typed' double-spaced and 350 words or less, held upon request ' number included for verification purposes. Names will be wi fR^ger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- • Say. f°r a",etterSl and classi,ied ad*- 's Monday at 10 a.m. for publication nosh^V^|S5314in^le^<honeb4"f4/553^287>VFfrt ^>ar'<s'cle' Box 2000' Ke" jng) eiepnone 414/553 -2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- Hrmb*' of th* assocoreo cpu eoate MtfMI IP Student twists knee Chancellor reflects on year waits in the rain by Doug McEvoy On March 29, Parkside student Jorie Hamsing was entering the campus from the Comm Arts building parking lot when she stepped in a hole in the walk caused by a missing brick. Three bricks surrounding the missing brick were loose. Hamsing twisted her knee causing severe cartilage and tendon damage. Hamsing lay on the ground in the rain for 25 minutes unable to move. Though many passers-by said they would call for help, all failed to do so. "I had one guy ask me if I was part of a demonstration!" recalled Hamsing. "I told him that my umbrella had blown away, my books were God knows where, and my glasses had flown off of my face. I was sitting in a puddle and couldn't move, but other than that I was part of a demonstration. He said he would get help but never did." Approximately twenty minutes after her fall, two men approached her and told by Amy H. Ritter News Editor Without mentioning Parkside specifically, the new Kenosha mayor, Pat Moran, has expressed the intent to annex land surrounding Kenosha during his term in office. Moran made these comments during his inaugural address on Tuesday, April 20. "I totally believe in the good neighbor policy with the townships of Pleasant Prairie and Somers," he said. "I pledge to them that I will respect their concerns and also realize the need to work to-, gether for the economic growth and well-being of the Kenosha area. "However," he asserted, "the townships must realize that the city must be allowed to grow. I would expect the townships to honor the 1970's and 1980's sewer and water agreements that provide for economic growth and annexation opportunities for the city of Kenosha. The city cannot be landlocked." Moran said that one of his first objectives is to meet with leaders of the townships to formalize these agreements. In a previous interview with the Ranger, Moran said he would make no move toward annexing Parkside until a "win-win" situation was found, whereby the city, the university and the town of Somers would gain from the action. Moran's inaugural address focused on his plans to abide by the wishes of Kenosha citizens as expressed during the her they were athletic trainers and could help. "They tried to take me into the building out of the rain," explained Hamsing. "But as soon as they lifted me, I turned white and began to feel nauseous. They said I was going into shock." The two men left her there and called Campus Security for help. Upon arriving at the scene, Campus Security called the Somers Rescue Squad who took Hamsing to St. Catherine's Hospital for treatment. Hamsing was on crutches for a few weeks. Campus Security gave her a two week disabled parking permit which did not cover the full time she was on crutches. The hole in the walk, according to Hamsing, is still not repaired appropriately. She reports that a brick that does not fit was placed in the hole and packed with wet sand. The surrounding bricks remain loose and the replacements sticks up. In addition, Hamsing reports, one of her professors recently tripped on the replacement. Mayor Pat Moran Focus 2000 p roject. This project collected opinions on what needs to be changed in Kenosha, through neighborhood meetings, a telephone hotline, and other means. "Kenosha, over the next few years, will be faced with one of the greatest challenges in its history," Moran said. "This .imperative need has been outlined by our fellow citizens. "They have conveyed that we must ... diversify our economy, ... develop our lakefront, ... and enhance our image." To achieve economic diversification, Moran said he plans to target the city's efforts to attract new indusby Amy H. Ritter News Editor Chancellor Sheila Kaplan views her second year at Parkside as a positive experience, although not without blemish. During her first year, she explained, Kaplan focused on understanding and recognition of Parkside's needs. Through personnel she has appointed, this year she is beginning to see operations being built. "We meet all our goals here," she joked. However, in addition to reaching goals that were planned, Kaplan's responsibilities have included responding to unexpected situations. The Chrysler pull-out was an event that had not been expected nor planned for. Kaplan said this is a sad matter of course for the community, for those who will lose jobs, but she is pleased with Parkside's response to the crisis. While she realizes that Gateway Technical College carries the responsibility of re-training displaced workers, Parkside has played a role in the community's reactries. "I feel that the Focus 2000 effort initiated by this Council should be the city's blueprint for change," he said. "Last week at the Focus meeting, 50 percent of the respondents felt that there had not been any progress in addressing our three major objectives." To move forward to meet these goals, Moran stated his tion as well. Up to ten faculty members have become involved with Kenosha County committees to offer their expertise. "The University has done excellent work in providing intellectual support for the community," Kaplan said. Increasing enrollment and retention are goals that Kaplan set for this year. Although she will not see the results until September, the prospects look good. Applications are up 40 percent, and preliminary retention figures seem to be heading in the right direction, she said. Other successes are the completion of the search for a Dean of Business, improvement of the computer center, increased services for minorities (through the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement), and several projects in academic areas. The UW System mandate for a new Mission Statement reinforced the plans Kaplan said she had already made to rewrite the statement. intention to set up a City Focus Commission. Aldermen and citizens will hold seats on the commission, which will evaluate the city's progress, establish goals, conduct public hearings, and report to the Council on the progress of the Focus 2000 effort. "Our time has come." the mayor concluded, "and I am proud to be a Kenoshan." Released earlier this year, the statement is the first revision since 1973. "It's been a very positive year in terms of fundraising," Kaplan added, citing an increase of 289 percent. Kaplan explained that the outcome of many projects will not be seen for several years, but the direction they are heading seems right. The tragic death of Dan Hall created another situation that required administration response. Kaplan said tht campus security will be given greater freedom to enforce stricter alcohol policies. "We will not tolerate alcohol abuse here," she said. Hall's death, although a great tragedy, has caused increased awareness of alcoholrelated problems. "From all tragedies, sometimes good things can come," Kaplan said. Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee New Kenosha mayor hints at annexation 4 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger Polheber plans "something big" for SOC during presidency by Steven R. Picazo and Kelly McKisslck Kevin Polheber admits that he hasn't had much leadership experience with SOC (Student Organizations Council), but is more than ready to jump with both feet into his new title of SOC President. At the SOC meeting on April 18, Polheber was elected President, Wanda Leiting became Vice-President, and Lisa Donais retained her position as secretary. Polheber is a senior majoring in psychology, and represented the Psi Chi Psychology Club in SOC for the past year. He had passing fancies about becoming president, but his thoughts only turned serious after the nominations were announced. "I had my reservations at first," he said, but once he was nominated, "I realized that if'I was going to be in the race that I should try to win it and do what I could to help SOC. "It sounded appealing to me because I always wanted to become more active and involved in the things that are going on at the University. I also think that the clubs are an important part of campus life," he said. Polheber explained that he ha^ really not had a chance to get in contact with some of the administrators on campus to get their views on SOC, but said that he received some Kevin Polheber advice from SOC's advisor, Diane Welsh. "She told me that I could do a lot with SOC to make it into something big, or I could do just enough to get by. I want to make it into something big," Polheber commented. According to the SOC Constitution, Polheber is supposed to run Monday's meeting, but past SOC President Marie Bayer requested that she be allowed to run it to say her good-byes to the clubs. He said that Bayer expressed to him that she would like to see the SOC clubs become more "SUMMER SCHOOL" STUDENTS BEAT THE HEAT! Summer Housing is now available for the 8-week summer session in the UW-Parkside Residence Hall. Modern, convenient, airconditioned, apartment style assignments are available. Limited Space is Available! Act Fast! For more information call: 553-2320 or stop by the Housing office #4C unified. "I concur with that, and will try to get it more recognized and involved on campus. It is major status organization. I know that here are some clubs that are starting to form, and I'll help them out with whatever they need to get started," he said. Polheber feels that a number of SOC clubs will be very helpful to him over the next year, including Pi Upsilon Beta, Sociology Club and Student Wisconsin Educators Association (SWEA). He explained that members of these clubs have already approached him with ideas for next year. "I'm really excited about this, and winning the election was a real rewarding experience in itself," he said. "I plan to do as much as I can to get SOC recognized and off to a roaring start next year." Dr. Curtis participates in arms control Dr. Willie Curtis, assistant professor of political science at Parkside, is one of 35 college instructors invited to participate in a two week seminar on Nuclear Weapons and Arms Control at Harvard University this summer. The seminar, sponsored jointly by Harvard and the Center for International Studies at MIT, will include discussions of such topics as arms control theories, ethical issues in the nuclear age, and nuclear weapons testing limits. Curtis, currently on leave at the University of Delaware, will be offering a summer course at Parkside on World Politics and a new course this fall, entitled "Force, Diplomacy, and World Order." Annual student art show presented The Parkside Art Department will present their 1988 Senior Art Exhibition with two different shows in the Communication Arts Gallery. The first show will be exhibited from Monday, May 2 through Thursday, May 5 and includes student work from Susan Schuder, Kathleen Trentadue, Robert Krause, and Michele Zimmerman. The opening reception will be held on Monday, May 2 from 7-9 p.m. The second show will be exhibited from Sunday, May 8 through Thursday, May 12, with a special showing on graduation day, Sunday, May 15 from 3:30-5 p.m. The second show's participants are Scott Ludwig, Dan McKelvie, Jerril Grover, and Laurel Wise. The opening reception will be held on Sunday, May 8 from 5-7 p.m. Gallery hours are Monday- Thursday 1-6 p.m., Wednesday- Thursday 7-9 p.m. The reception is free and open to the public. photo by Oave McEvoy WLBR postpones start by Doug McEvoy Parkside's radio station WLBR should begin broadcast within the next few weeks. Originally slated to begin broadcast on April 22, the station ran into delays in processing paperwork. M U S I C M O V I E S M O R E Your Summer Music Headquarters Rock, Jazz, New Age, Rap LP, Cass., Compact Discs, and T-Shirts Now Also Featuring Ticketron MAINSTREAM-RACINE 422 Main Street 632-8052 "We just sent all the paperwork through the Purchasing Department," explained station manager and committee chair Dan Perrault. "We weren't informed, and our president and vice-president (of PSGA) were not aware that we had to go through the purchasing department." At present, hopes are that the Purchasing Department will approve the plan to buy the equipment necessary. If so, the equipment should be available within a week and the set should be completed within the next few weeks. The majority of the equipment needed will be purchased from WBSD, Burlington High School's radio station. The entire package, including turntables, cassette machines, a reel to reel machine, a cart machine. 500 carts, and various other equipment, will run approximately $1,200. After installation costs and the remaining equipment is bought, the total cost should be about $1,400, which has already been allocated towards the project through the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee (SUFAC). "We would like to get things underway as soon as possible." said Perrault. "If See Radio page 6 -News Briefs Cartoon causes furor EAU CLAIRE - A cartoon in the April 14 issue of the campus newspaper, the Spectator, has created a furor at UW-Eau Claire, reports the Eau Claire Leader Telegram. I he cartoon portrays two white students smearing themselves with black paint in a mocking attempt to participate in UW System President Kenneth Shaw's minority recruitment plan. Shaw's proposal would set aside 500 scholarships each year for minority and low-income white students who meet UW admission standards. In the cartoon, a student is painting himself black, drawing paint from a bucket bearing the labels "Minority In A Minute" and "E-Z 2-ition." The student is saying. "Who needs to work so hard to get a perfect GPA or money for tuition when ya have this stuff!" A second student also has painted himself black and is wearing a T-shirt with "Crosby Show" enblazoned across the chest. He is singing, "FREE TU-I-TION here we come..." Gerald Conner, an associate professor of journalism and the Spectator's faculty advisor, said he didn't see the cartoon until after the newspaper had been distributed. Upon seeing it, "I thought, 'My God, what is this?' " Conner said. "It's offensive." Racial confrontation in Madison MADISON - Madison police broke up a confrontation between black and white students at the Acacia fraternity house, on Langdon Street, Thursday night (April 14)--a clash provoked by a disruption of three UW-Madison classrooms last week, reports the Wisconsin State Journal. As a result of last week's disruption, one Acacia member at the University of Illinois was expelled from the fraternity and 15 others were suspended. Members of the Madison chapter apparently were not involved in the incidents on the Madison campus. The altercation at the Madison Acacia house began shortly before 11 p.m. When officers arrived, they found black and white students engaged in an argument outside the fraternity house. The fraternity's president told police that Acacia members were having a party when about 20 blacks entered the house in three different groups. According to police reports, they disrupted the party and made a variety of demands. Among the demands was that the fraternity apologize to all blacks on campus and identify the Illinois student who last Friday disrupted a UW class called "The African Storyteller" and set off stink bombs in an African language and literature class. Voc. school system in trouble Wisconsin's vocational-school system, long regarded as one of the nation's best, is beset by problems as it faces an uncertain future, reports the Wisconsin State Journal. The system, which has served millions of full-time and part-time students over 75 years, is confronted by legislative proposals for dramatic reorganization and the prospect of decreasing property-tax financing. Moreover, directors have been ousted in two of its districts, and in a third, an administrator resigned so his salary could be used to save other jobs. Some 440,000 people, or the equivalent of 58,340 full-time students, are being served this year at the system's 43 main and satellite campuses. Housing Olympic Games a hit Next Ranger Sept. 8 - Have a good summer! Ranger repents for sins In the April 21 edition of the Ranger, the information concerning the changes in the financial aid laws incorrectly stated that women can have their tuition payments deferred for six or twelve months. The words "tuition payments" should have been educational loan repayments which can be deferred. Tuition payments cannot be deferred. The Ranger repents for this error and regrets any confusion it may have caused. by Laura Pestka The second annual Housing Olympic Games, otherwise known as the HOG Bowl, was held Wednesday, April 27 through Friday, April 29, and was, by all accounts, a huge success. The games were kicked off Wednesday afternoon with an obstacle course held in the Union Bazaar. The event included sucking lemons and then blowing up balloons, drinking baby bottles filled with kool-aid, and then contestants had to wrap their hands with toilet paper and push a brick across the floor using only their noses. The Music Mania event was held Wednesday evening. This was a lip-sync contest that was won by Derek Brown and Mike Ferreira of House Three and Seven. Preceeding the marvelous Music Mania was the first half of the Family Feud game. The Feud was hosted by Rocky Dawson (otherwise known as Rocky Donovan), and the hostess was Vanna Black, alias Michelle Herrem. The games continued on Thursday, starting with a graffitti contest on the housing complex patio where teams drew their chalk masterpieces. House Two won the event with picture of a dragon. A wiffle-ball tournament that had originally been scheduled for Wednesday but The Hog Bowl wiffle ball game heated up as Kevin Smith took a mighty 9wing at George Koenig's speedbaH. was postponed until Thursday because of the weather. When it was played, the winner was House Five. Thursday evening brought a conclusion to Family Feud and the event was won by House Six. The events wound down with a picnic on Friday afternoon. The scent of brats wafting through the air drew students out into the sunshine. The overall winner of HOG Bowl was House Four. House Three came in second. Houses Two, Five, Six and Seven tied for third with House One coming in last. The HOG Bowl was the brainchild of Resident Assistant Rocky Donovan who started the event last year. This year's games were a super success with good representation from all the houses. HOG Bowl t-shirts were a hot item sold during the games. The event, now a housing tradition, will be held again next year. Thanks Jen! - The Ranger staff v-im RANGER IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING STAFF POSITIONS FOR THE 1988-89 ACADEMIC YEAR NEWS EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER DISTRIBUTION MANAGER BUSINESS MANAGER OPERATIONS MANAGER ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 i credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful. Deadline: May 13,1988 All of these positions are paid. Applications available in the Ranger office D139C. 6 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger Conflict in Sri Lanka subject of book Ethnic Conflict and Reconcitation in Sri Lanka, a recently published book by Chelvadurai Manogaran, associate professor of geography and international studies at Parkside, provides a comprehensive account of the current ethnic conflict and an analysis of its causes in Sri Lanka. The , book has been published by the University of Hawaii Press. | Manogaran, an expert in geography and climatology, focuses upon the relationship of land settlement and water distribution and their interconnections with government ; policies toward the Tamil mijnority. | Manogaran further discusses the current warfare, the arrival of the guerilla movement, and steps needed for reconcilation in a united Sri Lanka. Manogaran, a Tamil, re- Chelvadurai Manogaran ceived his early education in Sri Lanka during a critical period in the modernization of the country. He holds a B.A. from the University of Ceylon (Sri Lanka), a masters from Clark University, and a Ph.D. from Southern Illinois University. Paperwork delays WLBR start Radio from page 4 we get the equipment set up in the next few weeks, we can learn how to use the equipment and be fairly mistakefree by next year." When the station begins broadcasting, students can expect to hear top 40, classic rock, and progressive alternative music. "We (PSGA) conducted a survey on what types of music students wanted to hear and we got 188 returns," explained Perrault. "We will be playing a fairly strict format of top 40, classic rock and progressive alternate music during the prime hours of the rec center." During the less crowded hours in the recreation center, the station will be playing more off beat music and talk shows. At present, the station is relying on donations of records from record companies. So far they have received 50 records. These records are promotional. The station will Campus Cinco de Mayo celebration set Cinco De Mayo, a celebration of the Mexican overthrow of Emperor Maxmillian and French control of Mexico, will be held May 4-6 at Parkside. Cinco De Mayo's celebration begins with a movie on the history of Mexico in the Union Cinema at noon. Following the movie is a musical performance by area high school bands. A jazz festival from 1-4 p.m. will also be held on the same day in the Union Cinema. A dinner celebration held in Union Square highlights the second day of the celebration, May 5. A Hispanic folk dance group led by Diane Garza and a keynote address by Joe Muniz, a member of the Board of Directors of the Spanish Centers of Racine, Kenosha and Walworth Inc., follows the dinner that includes chicken in mole sauce, rice and beans. The dinner begins at 6 p.m. with a $6 donation per person. Dancing to the music of El Destino from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. in Union Square ends the celebration's activities on May 6. A $3 donation is requested for the dance. Tickets for the celebration are available at the Racine Spanish Center, Kenosha Spanish Center, and the Parkside Information Center, Union building. Cinco De Mayo is co-sponsored by the Spanish Centers of Racine, Kenosha, and Walworth, Inc., Parkside All Campus Events Committee, International Studies, Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, Educational Opportunity Center, and the Coca-Cola Bottling Co., Kenosha. LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY NIGHT Beat the Clock Double Bubble Mon.-Fri. 3-7 Thursday All Night EVERY Mon. & Wed. LADIES' NIGHT TUESDAY'S COMEDY NIGHT Cash Prizes SUNDAY'S REX RIZZ AND HIS SINGING MACHINE Thurs., May 5 Class of '62 featuring the Surf Boys Fri. & Sat., Maayy 6e & 7 LOVE EXPRESSION Hottest Dance Band in Town RELAX Single *19" Double *26" ' Weekend Single *23" | Weekend Double s30,s | With this coupon € RUMORS Located in Apple Valley Lodge 5005 Wash. Ave. IMMEDIATE OPENINGS for Welders, General Laborers, Word Processors, Bookkeepers, and Receptionists Apply in Person 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at Workforce Temporary Services 533 Milwaukee Ave. Burlington, Wi. 552-7962 This familiar poster looks like wallpaper to some students, but it's actually a promo for WLBR. rely mostly on private record collections for records of more established groups. They have also worked out deals with a number of record companies including Warner Brothers and Columbia Records. WLBR also gets sporadic student donations. The station is presently discussing a three-stage plan to reach the broadcast area. The first step will be to hook up a direct line to the Union and recreation center. The line to the recreation center is already in place and hopes are high that it wili go to the union as well. The next step involves the use of a carrier current system. This would allow reception at the dorms and hopefully on campus radios. The third step would be to strike a deal with Jones' Intercable or Racine Telecable allowing the station to broadcast off campus. The broadcast hours have not yet been set, but are likely to correspond with the hours of the recreation center. Distinguished service award for staff Chancellor Sheila Kaplan has announced that a distinguished service award of $500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for "exemplary university service." Non-teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50 percent time or more are eligible. Those who hold positions of teaching and non-teaching will be considered. Questions about eligibility should be referred to the committee chair, Doris Nice. Nominees should be those who exhibit especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the campus community or which exceeds the required performance of his/her normal duties or job responsiblity at the university. Nomination forms are available at the Union Information Desk, Main Place Information Kiosk and the Library/ Learning center. The winner will be announced at the fall con vocation. Loop 500 Wke ra'cp F H » Marketing fraternity, held its annua caotein Len rahaitorl i8w' April 27' *or th« third year in a row place victory Tpf l e,? h,f team' the Geeks t0 the flrs Cabaltera Val Lee? CEnEJ lnc,ude (from ,eft to r i5ht) went to the PnuSSi Rieder> and Laurie Salusz. Second plac Pi S ama Eo?i oS an5 Foursome. Third place went to host Sigma Epsilon, and fourth went to PAB's Rockside Rockers. Bostetter 'sees positive things' by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor As her year as president of Parkside Activities Board (PAB) comes to an end, Sue Bostetter is proud of the accomplishments PAB has made to the campus this year. "I feel that our overall image has improved," Bostetter said, "and that really shows in the number of students that we had involved with the board this year. " "Students all over the campus realize who we are now," Bostetter explained, "and that's basically because of our new members all showing such positive attitudes." Bostetter said when she started out the year, the number one goal she set for herself and the board was to increase the membership. She feels that all the committees were able to fulfill their goals because the board had the people -- people who were Sue Bostetter committed to make it happen. "The one thing that didn't happen this year," Bostetter pointed out, "was better com-', munication between the student organizations and the student leaders. I don't think that has happened, and I'd like to see everyone work on that next year. It's a realistic goal, and I think it could happen." As far as the future of PAB, Bostetter feels that the executive council for next year has the experience to help the board continue it's forward movement. "All I see are positive things," Bostetter said. "I'd like to see the overnight training and team-building session continue next year. That was something we started last year, and it really helped us to come together as a working unit this year. "I would also like to see the board keep the high energy level and the high amount of involvement going. The new ideas and the creativity are what made things happen this year, and that's what will continue to make things happen next year." UC has new leader Current UC Legislative Affairs Director Jim Smith was elected President of United Council for the upcoming year on April 26. After a rather grueling three hour election process, Smith won the majority vote of those attending the Gener-, al Assembly meeting. Because only 77 members of the General Assembly were at the meeting and a majority vote of 68 is needed to win a presidential election, election rule 10.11 was suspended after the fifth ballot. This rule states that the president must be elected with the majority vote of the entire General Assembly, whether they are present or not. The other candidates running for president were Steve Cady, current UC vice president and president of Stevens Point student government; and David Woldseth, current Legislative Affairs Director of UW Madison student government. Both candidates dropped out of the election before the third ballot. However, internal haggling within the General Assembly precluded quick, concrete election results. After the sixth ballot was cast. Smith was officially declared new UC president. Although the outcome was a long time coming, Smith told the General Assembly he was ready to move forward with plans for the upcoming year. "In the same way in which we've gained credibility within the Legislature, we're going to gain credibility on the campuses next year," Smith said. Citing his record as Legislative Affairs Director, Smith said he has the experience and the dedication to make solid changes in UC. "I want to raise the profile of United Council as a whole." Smith begins his presidential term June 1, replacing current President Adrian Serrano. Bayer cites accomplishments by Rick Luehr and Terri DeRosier With the Student Organization Council (SOC) gaining major status at the beginning of the semester, and the resignation of former president Don Harmeyer in the middle of last semester, the task of keeping SOC on the right track fell to Marie Bayer, and she feels that she did just that. "I think my greatest accomplishment was keeping SOC together and functioning," Bayer stated. "We didn't make any great leaps forward, but we didn't move backwards either. We kept the meetings informal, and tried to make them fun." In discussing things she wanted to do with SOC, Bayer said she wished that she could have gotten the clubs more involved with SOC. "Most of the members just came to the meetings," Bayer explained. "They were all involved with their own clubs. There were a lot of re- Marie Bayer organizations in the clubs this year, so that took away from SOC functioning as one group. "I would like to see SOC take off on its own," Bayer continued, "and I'd like to see SOC become an actual organization and function as one group." Bayer said that she would like to encourage all the members to take SOC seriously. She said that there was a communication problem with the clubs this year. Bayer said that a lot of clubs lost money because they were unaware that they needed to attend meetings to keep their budgets from getting cut. Bayer also feels that one of the big problems that all the leaders of the clubs and organizations on campus will face next year in student apathy. "I'd really like to see the student get more involved in the clubs and their activities," Bayer said. "To get students to become involved in this campus is a hard job, and the leaders for next year will have their work cut out for them. I really feel that it's (getting rid of student apathy) not an impossible task, just a tough and challenging one." Orientation aims at more excitement New Student Orientation is in its fourth year at Parkside. Plans to make this year's events even more exciting are in the works, according to Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life and chair of the planning committee. To make the day a more memorable event and to give new students the opportunity to meet and talk with continuing students, the committee is looking for a few current Parkside students to serve as Orientation leaders. The leaders will serve as tour guides, lead group discussions and perform as public relations specialists for the new students and their families. The leaders are paid by the university for their participation in the program. "Last year's program gave new students the opportunity to get to know the campus and its students a little bit before the start of the semester," said Maria Rintz, an Orientation Leader from the 1987-88 program. "I think this helped many of the new students feel at home quickly. I still see some of the students from my groups and I'm always glad to help with problems." The Orientation program will again be spread over a day and a half and the leaders will be able to commit to as many or as few of the scheduled programs as they can manage. Further information and applications for these positions are available in the Student Life office, Union 209. Good luck Graduates! Reach For The Stars! NOW HIRING FOR SPR ING AND SUMMER * * ^ New Friends! yL n- Free Tickets! ^ Dances! Discounts! Sports Activities! 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I would hate to think that there's somebody out there that much in the dark-but I forget-this is Wisconsin. This has been a very difficult semester for me: first in trying to take 17 credits, and then in trying to graduate. I feel yery apologetic because I know I have a few readers out there who count on me to say this and that about what's going on. So to those, few, I apologize. Two weeks ago, when I picked up a Ranger, a fellow student approached me and said, "What's up, man?!" I tried to laugh it off and said that I didn't have anything to write. No dice. "Nothing to write. What about Jesse ("Democratic Presidential hopeful") Jackson?" It was then that I realized that I was letting my readers down. So in this, my last Ranger article., I will try to redeem myself by letting you know my true feelings concerning Jackson, and also other matters that I feel need to be said. "So what about Jesse Jackson, Doc?" I really have nothing much to say except that I do support Jackson. "Why? Because he's Black?" Yes, and also because he's down for the people. If I have learned anything from this election, it is that people are starting to open up their minds. There are still those who choose to stay locked in their simple-minded attitudes. It hurts me to think that there's someone out there saying, "hell, it's the White House! They didn't make it for no niggers to be in charge." I'll bet my degree that such a person exists. That's why it's encouraging ' to see Jackson win in a state like Vermont. I think most people would reply, "Word Up!" if I made the statement that Wisconsin is a bugged-out state. When the news went down that Chrysler was pulling out of Kenosha, it was Jackson who came to support these people. Brian 'Doc' Mallory Wasn't he-in fact-supporting keeping big business in Wisconsin? And still governor Dukakis won the Primary. Don't get me wrong. I'm going to support the Democratic Party no matter what...but it seems to me that America loves to get screwed. And maybe America's wish will come true by supporting such candidates as "Bush" and "Do-Cock-Us". But hey-that's just this writer's reality. As far as the music scene is concerned, I think I've preached too much on how much good music is out there. In those articles, I tried to connect not only Top 40 pop fans, but also Top 40 R&B fans to good music that somehow or another never gets the airplay it deserves. So I listened to the ballads, the mellow tempo, the fast tempo, and the hard core styles of music because these are the arenas of black music. It doesn't matter if it's A1 B. Sure harmonizing "Nite and Day," or the Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff reminding us that "Parents Just Don't Understand," because, like black students, black music is rich in its variations, and it is this richness that I wanted Parkside to (at best) try to appreciate. I feel it was successful every time I heard some brother in the hallway thinking about being a deejay for our new campus radio station- complete success doesn't come until this flavor of music is actually aired.-so do stay tuned. I note these things because they are strides of progress at Parkside. In five years, I have seen a few other positive steps. The first is the Minority Retention Grant. This grant has helped minority students battle the rising cost of college expenses. If this grant existed in the Spring of 1986, I would not have had to withdraw from that particular semester, so I do know what I'm talking about when I say that is does help. Another stride Parkside is currently making pertains to having students show competance in college level courses rather than the Competancy Exams. There are a number of students I know passing pre-calculus, which eliminates the math portions of these type of exams. I'm very glad for the new freshman who will not have to worry about the writing and reading claws of the dreaded Competancy Exam Monster. This monster has devoured many victims in the time I've been here, and believe me when I tell you that some of those victims were damn good students -who could have been graduating with me. For those students who still have to defeat this beast, kill it quick because the rest of the path is much safer. I would like to note some of the progress in campus awareness that I have seen. This ranges from the sit-ins to open the D-l level doors of the library for a free South Africa. I can't forget my involvement in the group, Students For Peace, and how one of our main objectives was to make students aware of the fact that hell on earth is just a computer-screw up away. Other groups that have tried to raise the awareness of this University are poets, prophets and performers and those in charge of the "Somewhere in the Room" publication. For a minute, let's talk about racial awareness. The present and future leaders of the Black Student Organization (BSO), as well as it's members, are aware of the trashy, scummy, literature that's being polluted on other college campuses across teh country. Instead of giving that type of trash the gratification of having me describe its contents, I'm gonna come correct and say that those writers and editors of such filth and sick, atavisticminded creatures (not at all human), and their only cure rests in the fires of Hell-so burn bastards! The other bit of me "speaking now or forever holding my "piece" (leave it alone Robb!) has to do with my views on my position in the Ranger Stud Calendar. There's only one way to play this situation-real chill. When I was asked to pose for the calendar, I couldn't imagine doing it, especially after seeing George Koenig's nude shot. Then there was Gary Schneeberger posing in the icy lake. It was here that I realized that this was just clean fun. When the calendar came out, I was surprised that I was December, it didn't break my heart though. When a person partakes in an activity such as modeling (not that I call myself a model or anything), he tries not to look at the negative. A negative way to look at my pose is to say that I was last because I was the least attractive of the twelve or because I am black. A positive way to look at my pose is to say that I was last because T was the most attractive of the twelve and I am black. But I want the reader to notice that something being positive or negative depends on those interpretations of those facts involved. Reread the sentences on the positive and the negative and notice the things I can change and the things I can't change. The things that can change are the words "positive" and "negative" and the words "least" to "most." These words can make a person a winner or a loser. When we look at the things I can't change we see the words "my pose" and also "was last;" but wait a minute -I see a few other words, namely "attractive" and "black"«with these words I can't seem to lose. So I can thank the Ranger for the chance to pose on the calendar and Amy H. Ritter, who I know isn't a racist. I must also commend Lorissa Jackson for being "aware to care". So that's it Parkside: five years, four and a half semesters, thousands of dollars spent, thousands of dollars in debt, hundreds of memories (good and bad), a lot of notes, plenty of professors, many friends, a few close friends, and one love all add up to a world of knowledge-not to mention a B.A. in Sociology. PEACE, LOVE AND UNITY! I'M OUTTA HERE! Choirs recruit by Peter Hansen Last month, Parkside's Chorale and Chamber Singers went on their second day-long tour of area high schools. The schools at which they appeared were: Whitefish Bay Dominican, Burlington, and Salem Central. The choir went on a similar high school tour last fall, covering Greendale, Greenfield, Cudahy, St. Francis, and South Milwaukee. During the 1987 tour, they celebrated the bicentennial signing of the Constitution with all American composers on the program. Performing four and five times in one day was "a little grueling," said director Robert Campbell, but "we received very positive feedback" from students, directors, and some administrators. "I applaud the students for their efforts." At some of the schools, members of the high school choirs knew the music and joined in the performance. But the objective of the tour extends beyond the spreading of beautiful music. Parkside hopes that this exposure will result in higher enrollment, not only for the music department, but for the whole campus as well. The schools covered by the tour were chosen from a Student Enrollment Services list of preferred schools, and literature promoting Parkside was distributed at each school. According to Campbell, the choir is "an effective recruiting tool" because it's easy for them to display the profits of their labor on the road. ON THE A VE 5701 22ND AVE. KENOSHA 652-3824 GEROLMO'S is giving away 2 tickets for the Smithereens Concert which will be May 14th at the Cabaret Metro in Chicago. Sign-up deadline for the drawing is May 12th. * * • • • • • • • * * * GEROLMO'S ON THE AVE. - A Whole New Concept Proper I.D. Required 0pen Daily 10:00 For Sale: AKC WEIMARANER Pups. Ready to go home May 13. Call 886-6413. ROUND TRIP ticket to L.A. May 16 to Aug. 11. Call Amy at 551-0697. 1973 CATALINA. Great runner. Only $300. Nadene 634-4573. Help Wanted: EARN EXTRA money In your spare time. Must be neat and have sales experience. Transportation is a must and having a pick-up is best. Call for an appointment (414 ) 859-2700 between 9 a.m.-4 p.m. PART-TIME office help wanted. Includes data entry, typing, filing. Apply Paielli's Bakery, 6020-39th Avenue, Kenosha, Wi. Rental Wanted: COUPLE LOOKING to rent one or two-bedroom home in rural area with either garage or barn. Contact either Bill or Jo at 633-2337. Personals: JUST REMEMBER, when it's all over, we're all on the same team. AL: OK, Now I'm depending on you- ...completely. I love you a ton. Amy. BYE GANG! I'll miss you! Come visit me in Mad-town. Ames. DOES EVERYONE have spring fever or what? AL: I want to be the mother of your first born ... and your second, and your third ... Princess. ROSS: KEEP up the good work! I'm gonna miss you so much... PZA: I love you. RHA (how clever, Amy!) COMING SOON to a theater near you- "Vampire Lesbians of Parkside" OVERHEARD, ALPHA Psi Division I: I want my buttons in your pants. U: I didn't think it would feel like that! HI: HE waxes it down then polishes it. IV: I just want to touch them. V: IT'S a little lower, but it's bigger. VI: KATY, what was that thing between your legs that you were writing with? VII: I got home last night and even my underwear was wet because of you. t VIII: HE'S the only pitcher who doesn't swallow. SYBIL: GOODBYE and good luck in CA. SB. DENNIS B.: Toto, I don't think we're in Kenosha anymore-or is that Racine? RANGER DUDES and dudettes: Adlos. I've loved you all. Your ed. STRISTOPHER: MY wation stagon is in the strocery gore's locking pot! Breph. JIM V.: A mood ring couln't keep up with your mood swings! JIM V.: Thanx for your support and encouragement-it means a lot! JOANN K.: I do not gurgle or lust after "funny" people! CHRISTINA R.: If I yarp for you will you wop for me? MARK T.: Great battle! Care to do another "clash?" TAL J.: Parkside's newest soprano! 8UE: PISS! There ya go! RICH CLEVEN: I'm glad you have become a part of my life-and I promise I'll never miss another show! Terri. 7E: IT'S been a while since we've fought you-shaving cream, squirt guns-I think we ought to!! HOG AN: IT'S not nice to tell lies! TIM: WAS $7 worth all that "kaka!!" BUNK: THANX a bundle. I love you. Zug Zug. Duck. HASAN: I love you! You little cobber you. The halls of this school won't be the same without you. Your Admirer, Odibie. , L ORMAN, THE Carrot Man: Thanks for the shoulders. I think I'm ready to move onto other parts! Seriously, I'll miss you.-Jen. WHO'S EVER heard of getting tan through a window. Steve? POOR TRACY: You've got a very long wait. MS. N.K.: I like it when you "beat me." Pink Pedaling Fool. ELROY: IN light of your sex change, I'd like to get to know you better! Muscle Man. EDGE: HERE'S to FR's, THE END, and L.A.! Bono. BERNITO: SORRY, we're out of grape popsicles! Buddha Baby. BAGEL LADY: Will Eve ever get that leech off her face! ? P and C. MAC: STAYING at your place was still on of the best college mmemories 1 have. Thanks for the friendship. You're the best. JOOBIE-GOOBIE: It was a hardyear, but mumble-jumble thru it all! TONY G.: Drinks prune juice. 2B: THANKS for a great year! You're the best! Tanpam. EDGE: YOU'RE choice, Matilda Bay, Lite, or Prune Juice?!? Bono. BETTY: HOW 'bout bringing some "Get Hot, Get Naked" for Danny and Kelly?? The Phantom Roomie. BONO: I'D love to go to the end, but I have Irritated bowels!! The Edge. VJC: I love you, Baby, I really do. SAP. WE WANNA die between Mel Gibson's thighs! The Edge. VICKY: JUST remember...he's 98% water!!! S.O. COLREEN: ARE you inviting Susan from Sesame Street to THE END? Hung. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Swine Raam!! Better late than never. Your Raamettes and Peasants. MADAM X: Go to hell! Laurie. P.A.B.: I will be here next year. Whiskers. Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2forl, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas Dreamsicies $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Classifieds JILL KUHLMANN: See you at "THE END." JILL KUHLMANN: I want you to want me! ROSS: SO who's your girl friend this week? Al. POOK AND Mooch: Thanks for including us! Pook Jr. and Mooch Jr. PRINCESS: I love you! Butch. PRINCESS: I'M sorry these took so long. But good things come to those who w&it' MAVERICK: DON'T let it get too hot for you! Thanx for your help. Tower out. PRINCESS: DO you forgive me for the atrocity of ignoring your personals? Butch. JAY AND Ross: You're off to a good start. Keep up the good work! Al. OK PRINCESS: I would say my penance is served. Butch. ROSS: THE Pepper Steak was wonderful, and can't wait to watch the sail boat in the moonlight with you! BU.L SERPE: You're the best. Thanks for keeping me on my toes during the Carnival. Keep in touch, Okay. Terri. MARIA: THANKS for putting up with me. Let's get matching shopping carts and be bag ladies together. We're a good team. -Ed. MELISSA: MY Desk is clear. Reese. BLEACHERS WILL be installed in PSGA this summer. PSGA: GET Ready for another Rocking Year!!! Norman. PSGA MEMBERS: Good Job. Nice meeting everybody. Norman. AMY: I'M gonna miss you babe. Love, Ross. JENNY: THANKS for begin there "when the organization's very existence was at stake." Ross. MAVERICK (SCOTT): We dusted a lot of bogeys this year. You're a veritable cornucopia of pilot skills. Goose (Ross). AL: YOU'RE King. What else needs to be said? Ross. BOHER, MOM, Sprout & Debster: Yeeeaaahhh girls! You guys are great friends! Love Yas! Carrie (Lush). COACH KOCH: Without you my work is a bore-how I love to type at a quarter after four. COACH KOCH What would you do without our little typer? You'd always be so nervous & hyper! COACH KOCH You're hot as the sun. I bet you're lots of fun! -Ed. 7E: WHEN we first met we became wet Revenge is sweet-but it won't be neat. You name the time at your place, Cuz we can't wait to water your face. Shaving cream & squirt guns too-we can't wait to get back at you!! I'D LIKE to thank Bono, Bernito, Betty, Elroy, Bagel Lady, Tom D., (my Lust!), Billy the Weasel, George and his maple leaves, LONDON U.S.A., Jimi Hendrix, John the Baptist, James T. Kirk, Walt Disney, Gregory Peck, Dr. Ruth, Batman and Robin, Pee Wee Herman, Fawn Hall and Last but not least Mike Hunt for making this an indescribable 9 months!!! The Edge. PAM; L.A.: Your Mafia Staff car is on reserve until you earn it!! Michael. JIM VOSS: You are the Greatest! Thanks for everything this past year. Mark. TWO MISGUIDED Youths have a message "send help" (handprints optional ). OPEN YOUR eyes & let the sun break in for a while there may be something . that you've never seen inside. KRIS HANSEN: To your Leff be some beedy eyed guys. TO THOSE who are here: "May the days be aimless. Let the seasons drift. Do not advance the action according to plan." Love, Psycho Killer. J AH: YOU still owe me a drink. When? -Ed. VINCE: WALKED through any glass doors lately?! Love, Cameron St. Clair. "SOME BOOKS are to be tasted, other swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested." Bacon. TO THE Journal Times input person: Thanks for putting up with us. You are great. You are also almost half finished with this piece. Last one! - Ed. THANKS ED., we wish you and the staff lots of luck in the future and welcome the "new" staff back next year. Kim the Typist. TO ALL my friends: Thanks for a great year. P.D.R. LISA & RINA: Cute dresses at the dance Friday night!!! You Know Who. "WHEN THE gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers." "A WORK of art that did not originate from emotion is not art." Cezanne (love, Psycho Killer). AT FIRST I didn't think it would be worth it. When my world fell apart I knew it wasn't worth it. Now that I've done it and learned to trust a few true friends I know that it was well worth it. Thank you all. -Ed. "YOU MUST look into people as well as at them" Chesterfield. "TO FIND one good, you must a hundred try." Socrates. "BETTER TO reign in hell then serve in heaven." Milton. "I VAGUELY mind anyone knowing something I don't." John Lennon. QUESTION OF the day: How hot does it have to get before the air conditioning kicks in? RENNE BLISE: Only Michelle Cairo is hotter than you. OVERHEARD AT the Ranger: "I've filled my holes!" OVERHEARD AT Ranger, Inflatable Dinosaur Division: "All those blow jobs paid off." JINX: GIMME some Butt-Luv. Hal. Monkey, & Bessy. "YOUR OLD ment shall dream dreams. Your young men shall see visions." Joel, 2:28. "WE DO our best work at indecent hours." "THE MORNING light in your eyes breathes invitation." OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "You're making my crack tingle." OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "The phone smells like Amy." KOMRAD KOMEREC: Can you be funny? Hawk. WHIGGIE: MAY your life be full of enchantment. BOBBY RIO: You are my everlasting idol. Grasshopper. STACY SCHMIDT: A freshman is better than an old woman! Eddy. 8TACY: IF you had any brains you'd realize Osius is not spelled Oscious. LONDO: TRY not to be such a stranger next semester. Maybe I should arrange another night of spaghetti and Scruples! STACY: SAY Hi to Jetta for me!!! STACY: YOU take everything just a little bit too seriously. STACY: WE love you. The Lab Fags. MARK HEMAUER: I hate that picture! Next year we'll use a new one. MARK HEMAUER: I love that picture. That's why I'm the editor! MARK: WHY did you let Jetta Go? STACY: ARE you still going to the Brewer game? STACY: PLAY ball. LIKA, KRIS and Paulette: We made it through our first year. Dawn. JOHN KEHOE: You're a GOD and someday the right girl will prove it to you. PHYSICAL GOD (J.L.): Don't make us sick. You're pathetic. Parkside Women. GORGEOUS TIM Oscious: You and Ivan are sooo perfect! Marvelous & Sunshine. FRANCA SAVAGLIO: I can see it in your eyes, you mean business! Good luck with the 1988-89 Live Entertainment Committee. J.V. DOUG MCEVOY: Next year I promise you there will be no excrement! WAS IT fun while it lasted? Yes, indeed. Dream with me one more time? (with a single touch and without complication?) I can see only friendship to be taken. With much love... DOUG, YOU sweet thing! OVERHEARD AT the Ranger: "I get off on doing that." WLBR: BOTH are pretty fun; why not try either one? P-CROWD: PI, "I wanna borrow that." P2, "I have to go to the bathroom." P3, "I gotta rake the leaves.V P4, "I have so much to do." P5: "I'm gonna get trashed." P6: "That *$%*&!!!" P7, "Who wants to go eat? " P8, "I've gotta scam for you?" MARK THOMPSON: When you told me Sting's album was good, I had no idea it was that good! OVERHEARD IN PSGA: "I'm not going to do that -here!" I'LL KEEP your secret if you Hemauer will! MICHELLE H.: Since we'll both be in the same town this summer, maybe we can do something together. HEY, GIN A: Do you think we will ever be able to tame that Michelle Sandberg? Me, neither. Don't ya love her just the way she is. ROD: DREW says the mad bomber was after your new skids. STEPHANIE, ALIAS Lorraine: "You're the greatest even though you're not blonde! RANDY: Watermelon underwear?? You weren't supposed to tell!!! CONNIE: THANKS, mom, for taking care of us! The 3:15er and the 5:00er (A.M.)!!! P.S. Which window? DAD: THANKS for being there for me. You make the phrase "Father Knows Best" a true one. Ames is lucky. Bye, Butch. Jen. KATHY: THANKS for being there. Love, Anne. DARRIN: REMEMBER, 1 always get what I want I want! Luv Ya, Karen. I.EM: BOWLING wouldn't have been the same without you! Dinner's on me! Kath. KATY: I still get butterflies. Can we "share" them all summer? ANNE: BOWLING pool, partying, etc. ... thanks for it all! You are the best! Best Friends Always, K. CJ: 11 years and counting. Thanks for putting up with me! DARREN: IF it weren't for bowling Class ... Love. Anne. BOWLING TEAM #2: Thanks for a great time! I love all three of ya! Kathy. LA DREAM team will return next fall! TED PRICE: You're a god and pretty beautiful, too! TO ALL the nay-sayers: AMF MICHELLE: TO my Bopsie Twin. Thanks for everything. This summer is gonna be the BEST!! AB & Erry: We challenge you in pool. Name the time and place! High stakes!! Anne and Kathy. THANKS TO all my friends who bought or sold car wash tickets. LONDO: DON'T worry, PMS only comes once a month -well, that's more than you do! TO WHOM it may concern: Thanks for the bomb threat! You couldn't have picked a better day. THANKS TO all my friends who helped at my car wash. Mark. ALL MEN are rectums. Some are just bigger than others. P.S. Lem, you're not. ROBB: THANKS for putting up with my last-minute requests all year. You're a doll. Ames. DAVE MCEVOY: You're truly a good cookie. Thanks a million for your help. We'll miss you. Kelly & Steve. LYNN: I'M glad I got to know you this semester. Hope we can go mailing more this summer. Kelly. AMY: I'M going to miss you next year. I'm glad you found your own mooch; hang onto him. Kelly. STEVEN: THANK you for an absolutely wonderful year! I love you! Pook. TERRI: YOU have a tremendous rack and all the guys are digging you. Stay crispy. Bone. TUMBLE WEED: STAY cool. You are always there when people need bailing out. Bone. JOHN K.: You are without doubt the next photo stud. You shall reign supreme for years to come. Bone. RICK & Robb: I know it's got to feel good to finally be done. You crazy guys will be missed. Bone. KEVIN Z.: You and I ruled Russian History, but watch out for the Dang Dang Monster!! Bone. JON II.: Between you, I and Kev, we sure put up with a lot of Bolshevik in class. Good luck with L. She's very sweet. Bone. AMY: I'VE watched you flow and grow but now that you're with that big schmo, you will really go. I love you. Bone. TIM L.: You are King of the Rec Center and the Winter Carnival. 1 hope you can sell your truck, but I still think the price is too high. Bone. ALEX: YOU try to come off as a hard-boiled guy, but you've got a pretty soft shell once you let people know you. You are an inspiration to us all. Bone. SCOTT: MAY men in white sweats surround you for the rest of your life. Over, Bone. JAY & ROSS: You've got a long year ahead of you, but if the work you've done so far is any indication of your abilities, I have the utmost confidence in you. JENNY: YOU'RE the best. You've put up with a lot of crap all year and stil managed to come out smelling like a rose. Good luck in both job hunting and house hunting. Bone. RANDY: YOU will always be the t King of Cobbs, the Sultan of Sweet, the Prince of Peace, the Baron of Beauty and I'm thinking the Good will always be diggin' you cause I know I always will. Bone. KELLY: YOU are my Queen and everything. Thank you for putting up with all that is not good about me and remember that the best times are ahead of us. I love you, Bone. THANKS TO Jen, Pook, Mooch, Ames, Don Cobb & Goobie-Joobie, Gremlin. Jon, Laura, the Ultimate Blonde, Kehoe, Mac, Little Mac, Terri and her dinosaur, R. from Hell, Mrs. R. from Hell, Brother-in-law of R. from Hell, Maria, Lem, Jim, plus Al, Ross, Tim L., Kevin Z.. and anyone I forgot to mention. I speak for both Wheels and myself when I say this was the best Ranger year ever. We'll miss all of you big time. THIS IS Rick's and my last Ranger, and we are outta here! AND SO ENDS ANOTHER EDITION OF THE RANGER: "GEE, THIS IS JUST SIGNING YOUR YEARBOOKS IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT WE DON'T HAVE YEARBOOKS HERE." THANKS FOR MAKING THIS AN IN TERESTING YEAR. YOUR ED. Life and love explored in new Simon film by Randy LeCount Biloxi Blues i Directed by Mike Nichols , screenplay by Neil Simon Starring Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken The familiar and stereotypical clash between the military discipline of the drill instructor and the youthful rebellion of the recruit vividly comes to life in Neil Simon's 'Biloxi Blues." Despite the familiarity of the plot, Eugene Jerome (Matthew Broderick), a city boy from New York who finds himself in Biloxi, Mississippi, for basic training for World War II, and Sergeant Toomey (Christopher Walken), the cliched disciplinarian drill instuctor, both serve to make the picture something more than the simplistic, overused plot it is in theory. Broderick and Walken, along with the rest of the excellent leading cast, take the viewer deeper into human conflict a nd emotion than the on-the-surface differences between the two main characters, Eugene and Sergeant Toomey. In fact, the conflict between Eugene and Sergeant Toomey, with the exception of the p icture's introduction and early scenes, and the climax, does not completely dominate the a ction as in films with a similar plot such as "Stripes." Don't be mistaken, though. Sergeant Toomey's presence is felt throughout, despite the emphasis in the middle scenes which pointedly shifts to t he recruits' travels down the road of innocence to maturity. This is shown as Eugene is initiated into the world of sex with the help of a hooker (Park Overall), and the security and confusion of falling Another ghost story Matthew Broderick in love with Daisy (Penelope Ann Miller). Director Mike Nichols seems to skillfully blend the vividness of Simon's dialogue and visible comedy, go beyond the possible simplicity of the plot, and make it the deeper depiction of World War II that it is. Simon provides all the comedy and human drama necessary to provoke contemplation which is aimed at the more mature viewer, as the recruits encounter the issues of friendship, love, honesty, discrimination, homosexuality, and more. This may account for the relatively subdued reception the movie received from younger viewers expecting to see Broderick in his familiar role of "teen" comedy. - But, it is Nichols' skill in orchestrating the middle scenes to show how the recruits learn about each other, and, at the same time, about the cruel realities of life in the 1940's, and 1980's, that make this movie more enriching than the plot originally lends it to be. African slide show and lecture offered An "Evening in Nigeria" is scheduled for Saturday, May 7, 6:30-9 p.m., in Main Place. Lillian Trager, associate Professor of anthropology, who returned last summer after two years in Nigeria as * Program officer for the °rd Foundation, will present a slide lecture. addition, F. Niyi Akinass°. internationally-known Nigerian scholar and one of seven Senior Fulbright lecturers in the United States, will Provide commentary. Akinasso has spent the year n the Parkside campus as a Siting lecturer in interna- 0nal studies. An authentic West African Road rally set to go dinner of Akara, Jollof Rice, Ground Nut Stew, Fried Plantain and tropical fruit will precede the lecture. The evening will also include a West African fashion show with music and dance and a jewelry display and sale from The Talking Drum in Milwaukee. . Admission for an "Evening in Nigeria" is $16.50 for the general public, $15 for senior citizens, and $12.50 for students, faculty, staff, and educators. The dinner is sponsored by the Parkside International Studies Club. For more information or to make reservations, call 553- 2701. by Rick Luehr "Beetlejuice" is being touted as one of this spring's funniest comedies. The truth is that it just isn't that good. Michael Keaton stars (if you can call anyone who doesn't really do anything until the film is half over the star) as a really disgusting ghost called 'Betelgeuse,' who is enlisted to help a newly deceased young couple chase away a family that has moved into the stiffs' country home and is ruining the charm by redecorating it in a truly nauseating "post-modern" style. The dead couple, played rather charmingly by Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis, has failed in their solo attempts to scare off the family, and, against advice by their afterlife "caseworker," summon up the gross title character. The main problem with this film is that director Tim Burton often substitutes grossness for humor, especially in the scenes involving Keaton. Betelgeuse is forever eating bugs or picking something really nasty out of his nose. I thought the attitude of "sickening is funny" went out with "Animal House." Maybe I had my sights set a little too high, but somehow I expected a lot more from both Burton and Keaton. Another problem is a very troubling subplot regarding the daughter of the living couple. She walks around the entire film dressed in black, which is alright in itself. The troubling part comes when she begins contemplating suicide. The serious nature of the topic seems totally out of place in a supposed comedy. Call me old fashioned, but I don't like the idea of even one laugh being derived from this situation. All in all, the subject is so trivialized in the film that one wonders why it was ever included in the first place. On the positive side, both Baldwin and Davis are very likable as the recently deceased couple, and Sylvia Sidney turns in a good performance as their caseworker. The special effects are quite well done and give the film a cartoony quality similar to Burton's last film, the infamous "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure." In the final totals, the film's problems outweigh the positive aspects. Okay, it's better than "Transylvania 6-5000," but then again, what isn't? by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Parkside Activities Board (PAB) will sponsor "Road Rally '88" on Saturday, May 14 starting at 11:30 a.m. in the Union Bazaar, in conjunction with its "The End" festivities. This year, contestants will be given a list of 30 items that they will need to "search" for in both Racine and Kenosha. "People will have to go to certain places in cities," JoAnn Kalinka, coordinator of the rally said. "We'll be asking for specific items from certain places." Kalinka said that PAB is setting a limit of 25 entries, so students are encouraged to sign up right away. The entry fee will be $5 per car with four people per car allowed. Students may sign up in Union 209 or at. the Union Information Desk beforehand. PAB will also accept registrations up to the start of the event, providing the limit of 25 hasn't been reached. Prizes for the rally will be $50 and trophies for first place and $25 for second place. The winners will be announced during the break between bands at The End Saturday night. The rally is a timed event, and will begin and end on Inner Loop road. The cars will be sent off in five minute intervals, with individual contestants choosing their routes. "PAB would like to remind everyone that's interested in entering that this is a fun event," Kalinka said, "and 'we encourage all students to adhere to the no drinking and driving law." For more information, students may call the PAB office, 2650 or they may call the Union Info. Desk, 2345. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Fri., May 6 Thru Final Exams All Food Service Locations Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For a Second Cup of the Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS See you next semester The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program is looking for participants. If interested, contact Prof. Sue E. Strick/er, Molinaro Rm. 364, for more information. Nomination/Application Packets will be due May 17, 1988. » « « *. * A a m 'i '• "« s 4 YrVVHl *. ,'-V I It > 'YV*«'»'ftrvft* v-1-»Y r« >r &£ l *' « - • • • " » ' » = i « s a i l . ' t t f ' : 1988-89 Campus Ambassadors: Front row, left to right -- Sharon ESS, % Judy Arbet, Andrea Cahill, Sherry Garrett, Karen Wilkes, Terri DeRosier, Brian Maher, Cathy White, Kristy Parham. Second row, left to right -- Todd Wilier, Jim Chomko, Jens Hansen, Lisa Donais, Lisa Ortmann, Jim Woss, Don Durkee. What your diploma can get you these days. Students share customs with local children No Down Payment* Cash Back on Most Models* No Payment for 90 Days* If you're a graduating senior, we have something your first payment isn't due for 90 days, you might like to get into - a new Pontiac. So stop by your Chicagoland Pontiac Dealers Just visit your Chicagoland Pontiac Dealers, pick today. You'll see a diploma gets you a whole lot out a new Pontiac and we'll pay your down payment more these days. equal to 5% of the agreed upon selling price. You • To qualify, customer must be a graduating senior at a 4-year can also eet 8400 to $1000 cash hark on Fiern accredited institution or a graduate student; have a job or commitment o u CdM1 ,dCK on ricro> for employment; no derogatory credit references and can meet the Lemans, Sunbird, 6000, Bonneville, Grand Am and monthly payment obligation. Not available in conjunction with any c- . • i j- „ .. , , , other GMAC program. For cash back, must take delivery from dealer Firebird, depending on the model you choose. Plus, stock by May n, 1988. Chicagoland/Northwestern Indiana Pontiac Dealers by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Six Parkside students are taking a little bit of their homeland to a Racine elementary school. Students Herman Cheung, Saddaf Mehar, Rika Morishita, Chuck Kariampuzha, Ping Fong and Hung Tran are currently participating in the program that was arranged by Professor Gerry Greenfield. Cheung, who is originally from Hong Kong, is a freshman majoring in mechanical engineering. He lived in Hong Kong for seventeen years, and spent one year as a student at Milwaukee School of Engineering before coming to Parkside. Cheung shares his experiences with a group of second graders and is enthusiastic about the program. He especially enjoys the questions that the children ask him. "They want to know everything about my county," Sheung said, "and they seem really eager to learn." Mrs. Billingsley, the teacher of the second grade class, said that the teachers were first approached with the idea during a staff meeting. After deciding the program would be worth while for their children, the teachers got the opportunity to meet with the students. Billingsley said that when Cheung choose to work with her class, she asked him to share the customs and traditions of China, and to compare them to the same things here in America. Cheung will have four sessions with the class, and so far he has taught the children to write the words mouth, water, sun, and moon using Chinese symbols, and he has taught them how to write the numbers 1-10, 100, and 1000. The children also learned how to hold and use chopsticks. Cheung explained that children in China know how to use chopsticks by the time they are two years old. While answering questions about his country, Cheung took the time to help every child in the room hold the chopsticks. After using the sticks, the children took out pencils and practiced picking up erasers. Cheung closed out the session by asking the children if they had any questions. They wanted to know things about computers, whether or not the schools had clubs and basketball. One bespectacled child wanted to know if children in China wore glasses, and another wanted to know if it was true that China had "dancing dragons?" Cheung said he is participating in this project because he feels it is an important experience not only for himself, but for the children too. "I only hope that some of the things they learn from me today will bring our two worlds a little closer." Herman Cheung helps child hold chonstick* 'to by John Kehoe Jiiivfiiiiiii MAY 8 ! The rest of the best Rock from pg. 14 76. The Clash by the Clash. More deep punk, with a pinch of pop thrown in. 77. Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin's last great album. The rest was water over the dam. 78. Wheels of Fire by Cream. Schizophrenia from the best power trio. 79. Loaded by the Velvet Underground. Another great unknown. 80.1 Never Loved a Man by Aretha Franklin. The queen of soul struts her stuff. 81. Moondance by Van Morrison. Influential. Pure and simple. 82. Cheap Thrills by Big Brother and the Holding Company, Janis Joplin and company jam. 83. The Wall by Pink Floyd. One of the best concept album sets, Floyd's increasingly depressing messages come through strong. 84. The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle by Bruce Springsteen. An often overlooked Springsteen classic. He's more than just bubblegum rock. 85. Buffalo Springfield by Buffalo Springfield. "For What It's Worth" says it all. ,> 86. Spinners by the Spinners. A great soul album from the most underrated band of the 70's. 87. Mr. Fantasy by Traffic. Stevie Winwood goes psychedelic. 88. Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan. Dylan revolts in the 70's. 89. From Elvis in Memphis by Elvis Presley. The King still influenced the style of love songs into the 1970's. 90. Bookends by Simon and Garfunkel. This soft 70's tandem produced many good singles. 91. Bluesbreakers: John Mayall With Eric Clapton by John MayUll. This album redefined blues, thank you Mr. Clapton. 92. In-a-Gadda-da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. The epitome - of acid rock. 93. Can't Buy a Thrill by Steely Dan. Famous for unique styles, this album was the product of competition for control of the group. 94. Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits. It's hard to believe, but an 80's album with some 60's sound. 95. The J. Geils Band by the J. Geils Band. Early 70's American Rolling Stones sound. 96. In Search of the Lost Chord by the Moody Blues. Timothy Leary is dead, no, he's jammin' with the M. B. 97. Green Onions by Booker T. and the MG's. The best of the purely instrumental groups of the mid '60's. Good stylistic changes. Backed up the Blues Brothers. 98. The Long Run by the Eagles. Thanks again to Joe Walsh, the Eagles continued to rock. 99. Zenyatta Mondata by the Police. The police combine rock, jazz, and reggae into a unique sound. 100. Surrealistic Pillow by the Jefferson Airplane. Psychedelia from the summer of love. 101. Imagine by John Lennon. Imagine not including this album. It ain't easy if you try. 102. Bad Company by Bad Company. Meaty, Beefy, Big and Bouncy 70's rock. 103. Electric Ladyland by the Jimi Hendrix Experience. The Master's last great album. 'Wimpy' wants to rock to the top by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Parkside student Robb Andrews is hoping to make it to the top. Not to the top of the building, but to the top of the music charts. Andrews, who is a music major, uses the stage name "Wimpy" and has recorded a 45 lp on Sonic Arts Records out of Lake Villa, 111. Last week, with the help of dramatic arts Professor Lee Van Dyke, Andrews made his first video using the Parkside campus for background. The song, "Hello, Can you Tell Me Your Name," is the song that Andrews is banking on to take him to places like MTV, VH1 and other highlyrated cable TV-video shows. Andrews said that he starting getting serious about music when he was in the fourth grade. He started playing string bass and moved up to electric bass. He then learned to play piano and the electronic keyboard and then the guitar. "I also do my own background and lead vocals," Andrews said, "and I do my own studio editing." Andrews has had a little air play on a small AM radio station out of Milwaukee, and hopes that after his video gets sent to record companies in Detroit, Los Angeles and New York, that he will not only get national coverage but local coverage as well. "I'm going to keep trying," Andrews said, "and some day I'll make it." Robb Andrews "Casual Sex? \ 9 9 w* is now playing at the UA CINEMA 5 Theatres 7310-57th Avenue Kenosha,Wl 53142 uis i n n BEAT IT! Before You uAm'QX 1 Speed Out of HERE— - •n Sell Us Your Textbooks for Quick, After finals, sell the textbooks you won't need (textbooks become outdated rapidly). Our Bookstore pays up to 50% for used texts. Library Learning Center • Telephone: 553-2301 CampusStore SERVING UW-PARKSIDE MAY 5 MAY 9, 10, 11, & 12 MAY 6 & 13 9:00 AM-4:00 PM 9:00 AM-7:00 PM 9:00 AM-3:00 PM 14T7iureday^y 5,1988 Ranger Rock's greatest 103 from the last 23 years by Scott Peterson and Ross Pettit Reading "Rolling Stone" magazine's arti- Sihi.me +kP °ne. hundred most influential albums of the past 20 years prompted us to compile our own list of what we believe to be the best 103 albums of the last 23 years. The incredible injustices done to classic albums m that article cannot be left to stand. Why such odd numbers, you may ask? We chose 23 years because every album listing covers the last 20 or 25 years. We chose 103 because we felt 100 was too limiting. In including and ranking albums, consideration was not given to popularity, but to influence on rock 'n roll as it has developed, and the general quality of the album in terms of listening pleasure. For the most part, this list is our personal opinion. Being veritable cornucopias of musical information, we believe this list is the most comprehensive, or at least the most PSGA has to offer (sorry, Jan). If you get Pettit and Peterson's picks you've got it all. F KS* OOOAAAHHHHHHH! 1. The Beatles (a.k.a. the "White Album") by The Beatles. Truly the best and most influential album in rock 'n roll history. The most stylistic contrast on one album ever. 2. Abbey Road by the Beatles. Broke ground for rock for the early 1970's. The swan song of all swan songs. 3. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles. The best of the classic Beatles' concept albums of all time. What more can be said? 4. Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band by John Lennon. Classic Lennon at his best Lennon was pissed off, and it showed. 5. Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek and the Dominoes. The best pure guitar album of all time, featuring both Clapton and Duane Allman. 6. Who's Next by the Who. This album captured the performances of the individual members of the Who at their personal climax. 7. Beggar's Banquet by the Rolling Stones. The philosophic Stones pushed their message to the world. 8. Are You Experienced by the Jimi Hendrix Experience. A talent overflow with Hendrix's guitar performance outclassing anyone. 9. Rubber Soul by the Beatles. Full of some of the most memorable Beatles singles. 10. The Velvet Underground and Nico by the Velvet Underground. The best album that no one ever heard or bought, but clearly one of the most influential. 11. Stand! by Sly and the Family Stone. Sly showed the Woodstock feelings of the 1960's. 12. Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones. The best 70's album by a 60's group. 13. Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan Classic electric folk rock. Dylan in a nutshell. 14. What's Going On? by Marvin Gaye. Broke away from classic Motown to express "his own feelings 60's protest style. 15. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. Springsteen's best, with more layers of sound than Phil Spector. 16. Sly and the Family Stone's Greatest Hits by Sly and the Family Stone. Although not a concept album, probably the best greatest hits album ever produced. 17. Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Floyd, famous, for distinct music, prpduced \ an outstanding album incorporating the lyrics, guitars, percussion, and sound effects. 18. Truth by Jeff Beck. The most overlooked bu probably best guitarist of all time does it all on this album. ,19- Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan. Dylan does it again. Gears by Cream. The power trio of all time created this psychedelic clas- SIC. the Bullocks, Here's the iwfSl !L y t!ie Sex Pistols- We know you don t like them, but this album is punk to the S™, fame impact on rock that the Beatles had 10 years earlier. 22. Let it Bleed by the Rolling Stones. The Stones last real 60's style album. 23. Letit Be by the Beatles. Highlights the competition between Lennon and McCartney for the direction the Beatles took. Outstanding singles material. 24. There's a Riot Going On by Sly and the Pam,1.1y S1y Sot mad at society and didn't hold back. 25. Exile on Main Street by the Rolling Stones. The last of the 60's protest material from the Stones. The best basement record ever made. 26. Music From Big Pink by the Band. Dylans former backup band did it on its own. 27. Revolver by the Beatles. The second concept album from the Beatles. 28. Magical Mystery Tour by the Beatles. The movie was a flop, but the album continued the style ideas from "Sgt. Peppers," making it a classic. 29. Beatles '65 by the Beatles. The first of many concept albums the Beatles would produce. 30/ Aftermath by the Rolling Stones. The first Stones album. Shows musical diversity that would become standard for rock 'n roll for the late 60's. 31. Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin. The introduction of 70's heavy metal. JfIkinS Book by Stevie Wonder. Stevie s break from Motown. 33. Quadrophenia by the Who. One of the best concept albums of all time, featuring elaborate sound effect implementations. 34. The Doors by the Doors. Jim Morrison's best. A major contribution to rock 'n roll of the late 60's, and only worthwhile Doors album from the most overrated rock group in history. 35. Double Fantasy by John Lennon. Lennon s last hurrah. Without Yoko's stuff, it would be in the top 20. 36 Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin. Has the classic single of the 70's, as well as other good productions. 37. Willy and the Poor Boys by Creedence Clearwater Revival. The album that peaked the performance of the best American single's band. 38. London Calling by the Clash. Although punk rockers, they have a ton-o-stuff to say. 38. The Pretenders by the Pretenders. A great debut album. Schizophrenia from the best 40. Lola Versus Powerman and Monevgoround by the Kinks. The Kinks' unique style showed through on this great singles, but stylistically concept, album. "Lola" alone makes this album worth the money x. 41"_'rh® Basement Tapes by Bob Dylan and the Band. Dylan and the Band jammin' in the basement. 42 Innervisions by Stevie Wonder. Stevie gGiS a6ep. 43 Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence bayou singles music that was still rough, but full of commentary. 44. Axis: Bold as Love by the Jimi Hendrix Expedience. The Master's second. 45. The James Gang Rides Again by the James Gang. Joe Walsh makes his presence felt in 70's rock. ' 46. Mott by Mott the Hoople. Who? A great heavy metal album that only Martin Scorcese remembers. 47 The Harder They Come by Jimmy Cliff and others. A great sampling of reggae. 48. Music of my Mind by Stevie Wonder. Stevie keeps it going. 49. Rumors by Fleetwood Mac. Mac's best effort deserves to be in the top 50. One of the most remembered albums of the 70's. 50. Running on Empty by Jackson Browne. An experimental album recorded on a concert tour. 51. Graceland by Paul Simon. Shows a good comeback and shift of gears for the soft-singing Simon. 52. The River by .Bruce Springsteen. Bruce's version of Dylan's Blonde on Blonde. 53. The History of Otis Redding by Otis Redding. Redding comes on powerfully in this collection of his life's works. 54. 461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton. Another Clapton album that shows the rock 'n roll skill which created guitar standards for the 60's and 70's. 55. Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin continues its heavy metal mastering. 56. Shaved Fish by John Lennon. Although a greatest hits album, its collects Lennon's works that complement each other well. 57. Get Yer Ya Ya's Out by the Rolling Stones. Even though it's recorded live, it doesn't sting, it bites. 58. Edgar Winter's White Trash by the Edgar Winter Group. A single's album that features Winter's peak in songwriting. 59. Fire and Water by Free. Pure 70's hard rock. More deep punk, with a pinch of pop thrown in 60. Volunteers by the Jefferson Airplane. Simply the Airplane's best. 61. Days of Future Passed by the Moody Blues. The M.B. had many good deep rock 'n roll cuts with a symphony to boot. 62. Hollywood Dream by Thunderclap Newman. Another album nobody heard of, but none the less, a rock classic. 63. Forever Changes by Love. The best album to set the mood of the summer love. 64. Joe Cocker! by Joe Cocker. OOOAAAHHHH! rri_35 *Bsy chedelic Shack by the Temptations. The Temps let loose. ,X76®' Gotel, California by the Eagles. Joe Walsh teaches the Eagles how to rock. 67^ Band on the Run by Paul McCartnev. McCartney's best single effort. 68. Live Bullet by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band. ,Seger is awesome live, and this album propelled them to stardom 69 Tommy by the Who. The album where Daltrey s singing peaks. The album where mentals S 1S m°re than heavy instru" TWngS Must Pass by George Harrison. Harrison proves that he was more than just a session guitarist. 71. Astral Weeks by Van Morrison. You a,cqaire a ta-ste for him, but his rockers this one> affected many 70's 72. Moby Grape by Moby Grape. Another grearafb°uUmneVer °f that is aU around Prorn^^K8!1^ °f Pa,e by Proco1 Harum. it's mirk E UniqUe muSic style left 74. Frampton Comes Alive bv Peter rampton. One of the most popular live albums ever made shows Frampton at his 75 Street Survivors by Lynvrd Skvnvrd SZ ™Ck'S £in6St ^ 5SS See Rock pg. 13 Metal band is a real ear burner BUND ILLUSION The Sane Asylum (Combat Records) At first look, the song titles on "The Sane Asylum," the debut album of Blind Illusion; titles such as "Blood Shower" and "Death Noise," could make you dismiss them as just a run-of-the-mill death metal band. This would be a mistake, because if you did, you would be missing out on some of the most innovative and original metal to come along in years. . The members of Blind Illusion eschew most of the cliches of standard speed metal. They rely instead on shifting tempos and interesting harmonic structures which seem at times to be almost classical in construction. Bassist Les Clay pool (formerly of the band Possessed) contributes some of the most incredible bass passages I've heard in a long time. It seems likely that Claypool has some amount of jazz training, as his bass riffs are constantly in motion. Often, the band reminds one of early Iron Maiden, both in sound and construction. The albums lyrics demonstrate that, while not totally Christian inspired, the band is definitely anti-Satanic. For example, in "Blood Blind Illusion records on the Combat label Shower," a song about Armageddon, with some concepts lifted directly out of the Biblical Book of Revelations, the lyrics state that when final judgement comes, "It's Satanist souls - not ours he'll take/ To rid forever/ From the universe/ Those who claim their fate/ With Lucifer." The only major drawback to the album lies with band leader Marc Biedermann. While his guitar work is great, his singing is very standard. Biedermann shouts and growls the lyrics just as most average death metal singers. This is quite disappointing when one considers the originality and talent which lies in virtually every other aspect of the album. Don't let all of this heavily analytical stuff I've been writing so far fool you. Far and above everything else, "The Sane Asylum" is a definite ear burner. The band put all of its musical talent and finesse together to create an album which, if played loud enough, will peel the paint off the walls and clean out your sinuses. —Rick Luehr Drum sounds dominate new release SISTERS OF MERCY Floodland (Electra Records) Following the release of The Sisters Of Mercy's first LP, "First and Last and Always," the band split. The Mission and The Sisterhood evolved as a result. Andrew Eldritch, the leader of the original Sisters, has joined up with Patricia Morrison, former bassist for The Bags and The Gun Club, and The Doktor drum machine to rekindle that exceptional sound found on "First and Last and Always," and on the rare Sisterhood LP, "The Gift." Eldritch, Morrison, and The Doktor created the "The Gift," a unique LP that is a must for all Sisters fans. The trio has recently released another masterpiece, reclaiming the original The End is near! The End is near! Photography "Specializing in elegant wedding photography Racine, Wl (414)637-8984 We Call It Special Checking • Free Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME 0 Bank of Elmwood 0U(/ (xirfte/ tienm e Green Acre Office 4708 Northwestern Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 53406 Main Office 2704 Lathrop Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 53405 (414) 554-5321 Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky FDIG name, The Sisters of Mercy. The new LP, "Floodland," explores the development of different drum machine sounds, and creates a seemingly, doomy tone. The addition of Morrison's vocals ruins the hope for a replica of The Sisters' earlier sound. Overall, "Floodland" is purposely spiritual and generates exceptional sound quality. —George Koenig Jazz band offers more than music by Ken McCray Last Sunday at Milwaukee's City Club, I had the pleasure of being part of the well-attended Uncle Festive concert. The concert was sponsored by radio station WBZN 100.7. Uncle Festive took the stage after the band Oceans, at approximately 9 p.m. and played for about 90 minutes. During the night, Festive played many tunes from all three of their albums: '86's "Say Uncle" and their soon to be released "Young People With Faces." But the highlight of the concert was that each of the band members played at least two solos. The evening started out with the quick, crisp, and loud percussion sounds of Bud Harner. The audience was then transformed by the smooth, impressive virtuoso bass playing of Marc Levine (who happens to resemble Geddy Lee). John Pondel, the guitarist, added excitement throughout the night with his rock-oriented style of guitar playing. One interesting comment overheard from a woman in the crowd was "lie's so short." The response was, "good thing guitar-playing ability and height are not related." FinallyLbest for last? Ron Pedley, composer and ^ arranger, kept the women* screaming with his gyrating pelvis and non-stop voracious playing of the keyboards. Uncle Festive is a Los Angeles based band and con> trary to belief, are well established in the world of touring and recording. Pondel's guitar can be heard on a few TV soundtracks, such as Hard Copy, St. Elsewhere and Dallas. Harner has played on several of Barry Manilow's top hits as well as on his world concert tours, and has also been a featured artist in Modern Drummer Magazine (May '86). Levine's music speaks for itself -he is currently one of L.A.'s top session bass players. In addition, the band members have played with Freddie Hubbard, Stanley Clarke, Steve Bach, and Paul Anka. Some of the band members have also played back up to such artists as Manilow, Bette Midler, Melba Moore, Stevie Wonder, composer Pat Williams, and many others. So if you didn't see Uncle Festive on Manilow's TV special, and didn't see them at the City Club, don't worry. Uncle Festive will be appearing July 3 and 4 at Summerfest's brand new Jazz/New .Age stage.. Fuel up for Finals! THE END PartiskJe Activities Board Wrestlers rewarded for strong season The Parkside Union by Ted Price The Ranger Wrestling team held its annual wrestling awards banquet last Sunday. Awards were given and season highlights were replayed and rehashed. The Ranger wrestlers had a fairly successful 1987-88 season that could best be described as a transitional year. Three seniors closed out their careers, while four sophomores and five freshmen were still gaining experience for the years to come. The grapplers still had a fine season as they managed to post a 9-3 dual meet record, extend their win streak against Wisconsin opponents to 32 in a row, and also had two wrestlers, Jack Danner and Mark Hemauer, earn All- American honors. Here are some individual highlights of the 1987-88 wrestling season: Tim Whiting-Freshman, 142 lbs. Whiting had a few injury problems early and wrestled at one of the deeper weight classes on the team. He posted a 10-11-1 season record and placed third at the Stevens Point Open and sixth at the Midwest Classic. He also placed third at the NCAA II West Regional and qualified for the NCAA II national tournament, but did not place. Greg Stritchko-Freshman, 177 lbs. Stritchko was a hard-working freshman that needed to gain some college experience. His season record was 7-14. Doug Bremer-Freshman, 190 lbs. Bremer also had injury problems and a lack of experience. His season record was 4-13. Kevin Tremeiling-Freshman, Heavyweight Tremelling really improved toward the end of the year and fell just short of a national tournament berth. His season record was 16-17-1, and he played an intregal part in keeping the Rangers' Wisconsin win streak intact against Whitewater with a tie that preserved a 23-20 victory. Scott Stephenson-Freshman, 158 lbs. Stephenson was a red-shirt freshman who was also bitten by the injury bug but recorded an 11-6 record. He placed third at the Stevens Point Open a nd won three matches at the NAIA nationals while falling one match short of earning All-American honors. Stephenson was also an NAIA District 14 honorable mention. 190 lbs. against state rival UW-LaCrosse. John Karl-Sophomore, 142 lbs. Karl came out on top of a 142 pound dog fight to man the varsity spot, accumulated a season record of 21-15. He placed fourth at the Southwest Missouri St. Invitational, fourth at the Wheaton Invitational, and second at the Stevens Point Open. Karl qualified for the NAIA nationals and won one match, but did not place. He was also an District 14 honorable mention Dennis DuChene-Sophomore, 126 lbs. DuChene led the team with 37 wi ns on his way to a 37-10 record. DuChene racked up third place finishes at the Stevens Point Open, the Wisconsin Collegiate Open, and the Southwest Missouri St. Invitational. He was runner-up at the Warhawk Invitational, See Wrestling awards page 18 Doug Parker-Sophomore, 142 lbs Parker was a valuable wrestler who filled in wherever an injury created a vacancy. His season log was 13- 18, and he had the unique distinction of winning matches at four different weight classes, including a victory at REC CENTER: Mon.-Fri. 8:30 am-10 pm MINI MART- Won.-Wed. 11 am-7 pm IVIINI If I Hit I. Thur.-Fri. 11 am-4 pm CLOSED CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7 pm-10 pm Watch for posted summer hours Finals Week SEMESTER BREAK SUMMER SCHOOL DINING ROOM: COFFEE SH0PPE: UNION SQ. GRILL: Mon.-Wed. 7:30 am-7 pm Thur.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 pm Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm Mon.-Wed. 11 am-2:30 pm 8 pm-10:30 pm Thur.-Fri. 4:30 pm-7:00 pm UNION SQ. BAR: Mon?TtFrio»n:^ Fri. 10:30 am-7 pm SWEET SH0PPE: CLOSED pm CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Ranger Thursday, May 5, 1988 1 1987-88 UW-PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM FRONT ROW (L to R): Arthur Demerath, Dennis DuChene, Doug Parker, John Spahr, Dan Hall, and Dale Hall. MIDDLE ROW (L to R): Coach Jim Koch, Tim Whiting, Jack Danner, Mark Dubey, Todd Stephenson, John Karl, Assistant Coach Bob Gruner, and Assistant Coach Todd Yde. BACK ROW (L to R): Ted Price, Scott Stephenson, Mark Hemauer, Greg Stritchko, Doug Bremer, Kevin Tremelling, and Robert Topps. MMHBUtiHHH HHUIUll ISKWSSimW Wrestling summary IRDER TELEPHONE SERVICE IN AUGUST, AND AVOID CRAMMING IN SEPTEMBER! 1-393-1490' (Mon.-Fri. 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m.) When it comes to orderering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order immediately after August 1st, and prepare yourself early for the fall semester. Two, wait until the semester begins, then rush, along with a host of other students, to the nearest telephone and order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. * Toll-free when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. ©Wisconsin Bell AN AmtmncH COMPANY MHssreswiagB^ Wrestling awards from page 17 He earned the first seed at the NAIA nationals, but fell one match short of placing. He was selected to the District 14 second team and led the team in reversals, near falls, and technical falls. He received the Most Inspirational Award from his teammates, and is also the first Parkside wrestler ever to win his 70th career match as a sophomore. His career record now stands at 70-24. Mark Hemauer-Sophomore, 167 lbs. Hemauer took third at both the Stevens Point Open and the Midwest Classic, fourth places at the Warhawk and Southwest Missouri St. Invitationals, and won championships at the Wisconsin Collegiate Open and Wheaton Invitational. He culminated his season with a fourth place finish at the NAIA national tournament, and was selected to go to Australia with the NAIA cultural exchange team this summer. Hemauer had a season record of 35-11, and led the team in takedowns with 129, falling nine short of the record for most takedowns in a season held by assistant coach Todd Yde. He was also on the District 14 first team and was voted the Most Improved Wrestler by his teammates. Mark Dubey-Senior, 150 lbs. Dubey had to sit out most of the first semester with a knee injury but still cam e back to earn a 25-10-1 record. He placed third at the Warhawk Invitiational, runner-up at the Midwest Classic, Southwest Missouri St. and Wheaton Invitationals, and was a champion at the Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Dubey won three matches at the, NAIA nationals but also fell one match short of placing. He was a tri-captain, a member of the District 14 THE FAR SII and also won championsnips at the Midwest Classic and the Wheaton Invitational. second team, and led the team with 12 pins to earn the Dan Hall Memorial Pinners Award. Dubey was also an NAIA and NCAA II Academic All-American for the second year in a row. Jack Danner-Senior, 134 lbs. Danner was a runner-up at the Midwest Classic, won championships at both the Stevens Point Open and Southwest Missouri St. Invitational, and earned All-American honors with an eighth place finish at the NAIA national tournament. His season record stood at 31-9 and he was selected to the District 14 first team. Danner was an NAIA and NCAA II, Academic All- American for the second year also. He was a tri-captain and was selected as the Most Valuable Wrestler by his teammates. Danner finished his career with 106 career wins to place him sixth on Parkside's alltime win list. Dan Hall-Senior, 126 lbs. Hall had a 12-6 season record while being hampered by a rib cartilage injury throughout the year. He was third at the Stevens Point Open and runner-up at the Warhawk Invitational. Hall was the third tri-captain and an NCAA II Academic Ail-American for the second year, along with Danner and Dubey. He also set a new record for most falls in a career with 51. Unfortunately, Hall was tragically killed in an auto accident earlier this spring. The annual Parkside Pinner's Award is now given in his name. Coach Jim Koch was also selected as District 14 Coach of the Year, along with UWRiver Falls' Byron James. By GARY LARSON "Nope. I cant do it either.... Dusty! Can you make an 'O' with your lips?" Women stand atop field of 18 at Elmhurst relays by John Marter The women's track team captured a narrow victory at the Elmhurst Relays last Saturday from a field of 18 teams. In a cliffhanging finish, Parkside was tied with North Central with only the 1600 meter relay left. The race ended with three teams crossing the line with less than a second between them, with Wheaton first, Parkside second, and North Central third. The final score was 74 points for Parkside to North Central's 72. The 1600m relay consisted of Michelle Marter-Rohl, Nancy Marter, Tracy Karshna, and Yolanda Finley. Finley finished the final leg in 56.3 seconds to bring the total time to 3:47.4. The relay team of Jacqueline Cotton, Finley, Karshna, and Becca Scott was first in the sprint medley with a time 1:48.4, and in the 400m relay as well with a time of 48.4. Paula Stokman took the 5000m run in 18 minutes 14.7 seconds. Stacey Kisting and Anne Stokman also scored team points with fifth and sixth place finishes. Another winner was Becca Scott in the 100m dash with a Golfers strong despite winter layoff by Robb Luehr After waiting all winter for a chance to play, the Ranger men's golf team finally got out for the spring season. On April 19, the Rangers played in their first meet of the spring at the Oshkosh Collegiate, an eight team tournament. They didn't seem to show any signs of the winter layoff as they shot a team total 394, good for fourth place in the tournament. It was kind of a full house of scores as two men totaled 77 a nd three scored 80. Dave Wente and Steve Gerber shot the 77's, while Scott Brandt, Steve Jerrick and Steve Miller had the 80's. Four days later, a partial team of Rangers traveled to Lawsonia Links in Green Lake, WI, for a tournament. There was no team score kept for Parkside due to the lack of a full team. Wente led the small Ranger contingent with a (42-37)-79. Miller and Gerber shot identical (41-43)-84's and Brandt had (43-47)-90. This past weekend, the full Ranger team went to Stevens Point for the Pointer Invitational. The Parkside squad fared very well as they finished fourth out of 15 teams. Wente again played the best for the Rangers, shooting a (37-38)-75, tying him for medalist honors with Mickey Gilbert of Stevens Point and Charlie Brown of Stout. Other scores for Parkside were: Gerber, (39-40)-79; Jerrick, (40-43)-83; Brandt, (41- 44)-85; and Miller, (45-44)-89. Rangers gear for playoffs by Rex Jefferson With the school year rapidly coming to a close, postseason play for the Ranger baseball squad is just around the corner. Last weekend, Parkside learned that its opponent in the second round would be Lakeland College, if .the Hangers are able to get around UW-Milwaukee in round one. In order to move on to face Lakeland, Parkside must win one of two games tomorrow against the Panthers here at Parkside. The Rangers currently hold a 2-0 edge in the best of five series against them. If they do succeed, Lakeland will travel here to face the Rangers in a doubleheader starting around 1 p.m. on Wednesday. One game will be played Thursday to determine who hosts the districtfinals that Saturday, most likely against UW-Stout. * * * « * Coming into the week, Armand Bonofiglio continues his hot-hitting, going seven for 12 in the last three games to push his average to .508. A1 Albert leads the squad in runs scored with 30, and has pushed his average to .460, second on the club. Jack Klebesadel has hit in his last 11 at-bats, and has 12 RBI in the last three games. He is currently hitting .415 and is third in RBI with 20. Ken Neese and Brian Gauthier are also among the leaders in hitting. Gauthier's average is currently at .349, while Neese has pushed his to .397. Jeff Lemmermann is leading the pitching staff with a 2.10 ERA and a 5-0 record, while Darrin Pluskota is beginning to get hot with two complete game wins in his last three starts. Steve Leonard is 4-0, while Dennis Oakley is 2-1 to highlight the staff. As a whole, the team has scored 46 runs in its last 14 innings, and has raised its record to 15-5. time of 12.0 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohl qualified for nationals in the 1500 by winning the race in 4:28.4. Nancy Marter also qualified for nationals with a close win in the 800 with a time of 2: 14.0. Parkside's Veronica Chamlee finished fourth in that race. In the men's meet, Dan Peterson had some impressive finishes. He was the first in the 3000m steeplechase with a time of 9:15.3, and second in the 1500m run with a time of 4:00.1. He also participated in the fourth place finish of the sprint medley. The relay consisting of Pe- 'terson, Dan Vogt, Todd Nommenson, and Todd Brawner finished in 3 minutes 38.8 seconds. Mike Nelson also scored points with a fourth place finish in the 5000. The men's team captured 26 points for a ninth place team finish in a field of 23 teams. Team Results Women 1. UW-Parkside 74 2. North Central 72 3. Wheaton 64 4. UW-Milwaukee 75 5. Lewis College 51 6. North Park 49 Men 1. DuPage 112 2. Lewis College 67 3. Northwestern 49 4. Wheaton 45 4. North Central 45 (tie) BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL? DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS Before you burn out on studying, pick up the phone and call Domino's Pizza, In just 30 minutes we'll deliver hot, delicious pizza right to your door. No problem! Call Us, Kenosha! 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 4919 60th Street Our drivers carry less than $20.00. Limited delivery area. 1 1988 Domino s Pizza. Inc Six Pack of Coke For Only 99C With Any Pizza Purchase! Expires: 5/31/88 One coupon per order. Not valid with any other | coupon or offer. At participating stores only. | Call Us, Kenosha! J 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 ® 4919 60th Street J Sluggers win streak extended to 13 as season nears close by Jeff lemmermann The Parkside baseball team won its 14th and 15th games of the season at home last Saturday by beating the Mac. - quette Warriors in an afternoon double header, extend* ing the Ranger winning string to 13 straight gamesv fi j* ' In game one, ^ Parkside struck hard and Quick, sending 13 men to the plate before the Warriors could get but of the inning*, With runn ers on second and third, with two out and one in, Ren Neese, Ron Wilkc* and Gary Fritscftftlt consecutive doubles id make itN$ r:: ' /-"v ^ i I3oug Londo, ai Albeit {who led off the game with a sin* glei, ^ack. Klebesadel;^ and Armand Bonofiglio each banged, out Singles immediately after the double assault to put the game away early. photo by Dave McEvoy At Albert lays off a pitch in the dirt In all, eight Rangers crossed Oakley each tossed a pair of the plAte in the inning on nine scoreless innings for Parkside hits* ' , ' " ' *** | j ; j-/ '• *" to keep the game on ice. Darrin Pluskota and Dennis Offensively, the Rangers struck for three more runs in the third, caj ,>ed off by Jeff Reikowski's two-run single to make it li-O. Marquette answered with a solo run in the fifth, but It was hardly enough as Parkside won its 12th straight, 11- V Dennis Oakley was the winner, raising his mark to 2-1. Parkside threatened to break game two open in the first again, scoring four times on five hits to take the early lead. That stood up until the third when Warrior hitters awoke for three runs off Ranger reliever Steve Leonard. The big blow came on a three-run homer which cut Parkside's lead to one. Parkside responded quickly, though, hitting the paywindow four times, with Jack Klebesadel doing most of the damage on a bases-loaded triple to make it 8-3. Again, Marquette came back, scoring three more time in the fourth to make it 8-6. Parkside opened the flood gates, though. In the fifth. Klebesadel again provided the punch with a bases-loaded double to drive in his fourth, fifth and sixth runs in the game. After the smoke cleared, six Rangers had crossed the plate in the inning, and Parkside held a 14-6 advantage. Jeff Lemmermann struck out four in two innings to get the victory, with Dan Langendorf and John Hagen each working an inning of scoreless relief to secure Parkside's 13th straight victory. Men's Tennis Netters finish up and down season at 6-9 by Don Cobb , The Ranger men's tennis > team took a somewhat disappointing 5-9 record into its final match of the season at Concordia College on Wednesday (May 4). The Rangers will more than likely finish at 6-9, adding a probable win against a weak Concordia team that Parkside defeated in its first meeting by a 9-0 score. One would have to go all the way back to April 19 to find the netters' last victory. In that match, the Rangers soundly beat Carthage by a 6- 3 score to raise their record tat the time to 4-5. The only losses for the Rangers in the match were Jeff Stanich's 5-7, 3-6 loss to Dave Antilla; Brian Chike's 2-6, 2-6 loss to Chuck Werve; and the doubles team of Stanich-/ Randy LeCount's loss to Antilla / Werve, 7-6, 1-6, 6-7 (4-7 tiebreaker). The Ranger netters did record another win without even stepping on the court as Carroll College failed to field a team for the scheduled April 20 matchup. The result Was a win by forfeit for the ^Rangers, which raised their record to 5-5 at the time. The men then traveled to Northeastern Illinois on April 25, looking to avenge an earlier 4-5 loss to the team from Chicago. The result was no different as the Rangers dropped a 3-6 decision, with four of the nine matches c , . _ 1980 Ranger Tennis Team From left toi right: Andy Callahan, Kirk Noha, Brian Chlke, Jeff Stanich, Joe Barrette, Randy LeCount. and Coach Dick Frecka, (Not pictured Mark Murray). y cvuum' going to three sets. The loss dropped the Rangers' record to 5-6 at the time. Those matches which went to three sets were number one singles man Joe Barrette's 7-5, 2-6, 1-6 loss to Paul Crane; number one doubles team Stanich/LeCount's 4-6, 7-6 (7-5 tiebreaker), 4-6 loss to Crane / Mike Pacini; number two doubles team Barrette/ Chike's 7-6 (7-4 tiebreaker), 6- 7 (4-7 tiebreaker), 6-4 win over Luke Zuetmulder/Chris Metke; and number three doubles team Kirk "Yannick" Noha / Andy Callahan's 3-6,6- 3, 4-6 loss to Jim DeJesus / Al Aquino. The Rangers then lost a pair of matches by 4-5 scores, the first being to UW-Green Bay on April 23, and the second to Beloit on April 28. The men were forced to play in the "Ranger Dome" (Phy Ed building) against Green Bay due to rain, and the result was a "soggy" performance by the Rangers. Winning for the Rangers were Stanich, Barrette, Callahan, and the number two doubles team of Barrette / Chike. The close loss lowered the netters' record to 5-7 at that time. The second straight 4-5 lo ss came to Beloit (also the second time the Rangers lost 4-5 to Beloit), which dropped the Rangers' record to 5-8 at the time. Winning for the Rangers were the numbers four through six singles players LeCount, Noha, Callahan, respectively. The number two doubles team Barrette / Chike also prevailed, to give the match its final 4-5 score. The men then took a break from dual match play by competing in the alwaystough eight-team Midwest Invitational at Whitewater. The netters managed a sixth place finish, which was a respectable showing, considering the teams' ineligibility and injury problems that have plagued them all season. The tournament featured some of the best teams in the Midwest, with host Whitewater proving to be the best of the lot as they took first. The team returned to Whitewater two days later to take on the Warhawks in a dual meet. The result was a 2-7 loss for the Rangers, which lowered their record to the 5-9 present mark (at Ranger press time - not counting the Concordia match). Pulling out victories for the Rangers were Callahan, in a 7-5, 3-6, 6-3 win over Mike Sauer, and the number three doubles team Noha-/ Mark Murray in a 6-2, 6-2 win over Massa / Foley. The Rangers' probable 6-9 finish (counting the Concordia match) on the season was disappointing, but not unexpected, due to the previously mentioned ineligibility and injury problems. Head coach Dick Frecka had stated at the beginning of the year that if his team finished at .500, they would have had a good year because of his team's problems and the tough schedule they would play. The 6-9 finish was not See Tennis page 16 16 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger sassansffiffiSBassB^^ Lady Rangers primed for District 14 softball tourney by Robb Luehr With tournament time approaching, the Parkside women's softball team has been playing well-make that very well. Up until this past Sunday, the Rangers had been riding a 10-game winning streak. The streak began with the doubleheader against the National College of Education on April 20 and ended four days ago against UW-Green Bay. During the streak, the Parkside margin of victory was at least five runs per game. The NAIA District 14 tournament begins this weekend, and the Rangers tuned up for that last week. On April 26. they hammered the University of Illinois- Chicago, 8-0, for six innings when the rain came, washing out the end of that game and the entire second game. The Rangers were also rained out the next day, but returned to action last Friday and Saturday in the University of Chicago tournament, which actually turned out to be just two more games under their belts. One of the four teams in the tournament backed out just a few days before, so the "tournament" was reduced to three teams- Parkside, Trinity College and the host team. The Rangers played two games on Friday, one against each team. They demolished Trinity 24-0 in six innings, and pounded U-C 6-1. On Saturday, head coach Linda Draft didn't feel the caliber of competition was beneficial to her team so the squad didn't return for the second day of the "tournament." On Sunday, the 10-game winning streak came to an abrupt halt in Green Bay as the Lady Phoenix beat the Rangers not once, but twice, by scores of 3-1 and 2-1. The sudden lack of offensive punch surprised Draft. "I was just flabbergasted." Draft said. "I wondered where this team came from. It didn't look like mine." Later that day. Draft's squad played Lakeland and picked up again where they left off before Green Bay, Photo by Jim Maastricht Kim Vanderbush strokes the bail in a recent game beating the Lady Muskies 10-0 (six innings) and 8-1. Due to the two losses to Green Bay, Parkside's district tournament seeding fell to fourth, when it would have been higher had the losses not occurred. The Rangers now have to play the number one seeded team UW-Superior, in one semi-final. UW-Green Bay Shane Rawley's serves up summer sand volleyball The Shane Rawley Sports Center has begun its registration for summer league volleyball. Coed, Men's and Women's leagues are available and the Coed leagues will have a competitive and recreational level of play. The adult league will run from June 6 to September 9. There is a player fee of $15 but no sponsor fee. The youth league, for high school players only, will run from June 13 to August 19. There is a $10 player fee. The youth league will play on Tuesday nights starting at 6 p.m. Registration for summer leagues ends may 23. The Shane Rawley Sports Center will be featuring special tournaments this summer that will be announced at a later date. For more information, call the SRSC at 886-3400. ioTTCl! Student Job Openings in the Parkside Union All positions available Spring Semester with some special event work required thi s semester. Students must be o f leg al drinking age and hav e a mi nimum cumulative GPA of 2.00 . BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over-the-counter concession sales, check out and re ntal of recr eation facilities/equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash regi ster and cash ha ndling experience pre ferred bu t no t req uired LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of ele ctronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or p rior experience required. Some specific training will be p rovided. Must be a ble to work evenings and weekends. SET-UP/TEAR DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chai rs, tables, etc., for dances, rece ptions, mee tings and special events. No prior experience necessary, but applicants should be i n g ood phy sical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. and UW-Eau Claire will square off in the other semifinal. This year represents a return to form for the Rangers. Last year, the team had an off year, with its record hovering around the .500 mark. After six straight years of playing in the national tournament, which was every year since the tournament started in 1981, the Rangers won the District 14 title, but lost in the Bi-District final, denying them a seventh appearance. This year, they look poised to strike. Draft believes the key to thie turn-around is maturity. Last year, freshmen were called on to replace graduated seniors, and they played well, but lacked experience in the college game. But this season, those players have one more year of experience, and that has helped the team. "Instead of having eight freshmen, we have eight sophomores," she said. Another key, according to Draft, is the confidence the players have in their teammates. "They believe in each other to the point where it (one of them) doesn't get a hit, she knows the next one will. This team is very together. "Our pitching and hitting is better (than last year), and I feel we're the best team in the state," she said. Brian Chike dares his opponent to return a winner "v ^ Keh' Netters Tennis from page 20 quite .500, but was respecta-' ble under the conditions. . Look for a better 1989 season from Ranger netters, as last year's number one singles player, Jason Caspers, is APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service, telephone furnished. Weekly rates from $120; Monthly rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY LODGE, Racine. 637.7911. expected to return from « year of ineligibility, as is thi; year's ineligible player, Davi Harris. This should make a stronj team when you add the re turnees Barrette, Stanich Chike, Noha and Callahan The only losses from thi year's team will be LeCoun (graduation) and Murra' (transferring). If things fall into place, th Ranger netters should retun to their winning ways of pas seasons. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 30, May 5, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Freedom of the press vital to unveiling the truth Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document September 24f 1987 University off Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. Freedom of the press vital to unveiling the truth by Steven R. Picazo The ringing of a ceremonial bell began the "Freedom of the Press: Are There Limits? " program Thursday, Sept. 17 in the Communication Arts Theatre at 3 p.m. This was to signify the exact moment, 200 years ago, that the signing of the Constitution took place. Dwayne G. Olsen, chairperson of the Kenosha-Racine Bicentennial Committee and chair of the teacher education department at Parkside, opened the program with that ringing and then turned the floor over to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, who was the moderator. The four panelists were Thomas Reeves, professor of history, Charles Sykes, former editor, Milwaukee Magazine; Dwight Teeter Jr., professor of journalism, UW-Milwaukee; and Robert Wills, editor, Milwaukee Sentinel. Kaplan, in her opening comments, stated that the purpose of the program was to take one aspect of the Constitution and focus on what it means in everyday life. She also stated that the exercise of freedom of the press has never been more robust in this country, which is both thrilling and threatening. A greater concentration of ownership of the media was also cited by Kaplan, as being one of the contributing factors to why it is being pulled away from its primary goal of informing and educating the public. Kaplan introduced the panelists and invited them to make their opening comments after which she moderated an exchange between them and the audience. Teeter spoke first and commented on his dealings with other journalists. He said a Polish journalist pointed out to him that not only did we have freedom of speech but freedom after speech. This is an important distinction he feels we too often take for granted. He pointed out that most media organizations in this country do their best to be fair, but part of the price that we pay for living in such a free society is the risk that we take in stepping into the public's eye and perhaps getting "exposed". Teeter gave Gary Hart's situation as an example. And although the press has been known to go too far, what would our society be like if we had nobody there to watch over the actions of our national leaders? Teeter answered his own question by stating, "there are numerous countries, in the world, where the politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press, while there is no country in the world where the press has seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians." The next speaker was Reeves. The main emphasis of his presentation was politics and the press. He also touched upon the Gary Hart issue and how many journalists were degraded by the 4 4 sensationalist" way the whole issue was handled. Inside... Jewish New Year page 3 "Well Day" Scheduled page 5 "Bad" evaluation page 6 Learning Assistance page 8 Danish soccer players page 15 Prof. Tom Reeves Reeves contrasted this view with the view that the character of the politician was paramount, because, if his wife can't trust him, why should the public be expected to trust him with the security of the nation? Reeves went on to examine the image of the late President John F. Kennedy. He had nothing but praise for the journalists who were the first group of people to begin to examine the true Kennedy life. "They (journalists) are responsible for much valuable research that we now depend upon when looking into the life of Kennedy," he said. It wasn't just the area of sexual activity that was exposed by these journalists, but physical stature, mental capabilities, and book production were all found to be credits or abilities he did not have or were fabricated in his name. Reeves tied his comments together by asking the'question: How far should the press be allowed to go? It was his belief that there should be no limit to the press, that the truth should be told, and if people don't want to know the truth, they won't buy the books. If there isn't the truth being uncovered, then we have somebody's fiction being taken as truth. To conclude his remarks, Reeves stated, "The quality of the evidence is all important and it is always the duty of the press to bring forth that truth unaffected by fear or ideology. The third, and most passionate of the speakers, Sykes, opened by commenting on his dismissal from Milwaukee Magazine by saying that he entered the job the way he left it, "fired with enthusiasm." The direction that Sykes took his presentation was toward an attack against the organized media coverage machine. He feels that the newspapers of America are fast moving out of the hands of professional journalists and into the hands of men who are something else. 4'Too often the personal feelings of a publisher or board member dictate what does or doesn't appear in print or on the air." Sykes said. "And the existence of a factual newspaperman filled with professional integrity is Homecoming queen and king sought Homecoming at Parkside will be held Oct. 8-11. The Homecoming Committee is planning a variety of events, but the most important to most students is the selection of the Homecoming king and queen. Nominations for the king and queen will be accepted in the Student Life office, Union 209, beginning immediately. Any student may be nominated for these positions. In the past, candidates were nominated by clubs and organizations, but this year the committee has opened the nominations up to the entire campus. - ro concourse from Monday, Oct. 5 until Thursday, Oct. 8 at 5 p.m. The king and queen will be crowned in a ceremony on Thursday evening at 7 p.m. in the Union cinema. Voting will be done by having each student show a current ID card and the name will be crossed off a master list. This way each student will have only one vote in each category. Voting for the candidates will take place on the Molina- The Ranger will take photographs of each candidate which will be on display at the voting place. Any questions concerning Homecoming should be directed to Diane Welsh, coordinator of student activities, Union 209. being replaced by a central figure in the background, ignorant to newspaper traditions, and heavily engaged in enterprises that have a way of colliding partially with what remain in the newspaper ideals. Sykes went over to the Milwaukee Magazine, in 1981, after being a reporter for the Milwaukee Journal. This was to be an experiment to see if the usual image of a magazine, lighter than a newspaper, could be broken. Sykes wanted a tough, independent, hardhitting product that was still entertaining. In 1983 the Milwaukee Magazine was purchased by Quadgraphics (a printing company). At that time he and the magazine were guaranteed their independence. A story was put together last year tMt looked Into the Medical College of Wisconsin. It was a long and very detailed piece that looked into whether we needed a second medical college in Wisconsin. As it turned out, a board of directors member, who was involved in fund raising for the new medical college, was the president of the parent company who owned the magazine. Sykes was fired for wanting to run the story and then it was pulled. He was told during his final minutes as editor that editorial independence is what the owner says it is, and that freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns the press. He felt that the limits that exist in American journalism are not affected from the outside but from within. This pressure is coming from the business departments and it is all too real a reminder that these bodies not only inform but must make money to stay alive. Wills was the last speaker of the program. Wills, editor of the Milwaukee Sentinel, sees the essence of American democracy as being wrapped up in the ability of the press to remain free and unaffected by big business. "In the end, freedom of the press is everybody's freedom," Wills said. "We have no rights greater than the rights of the public," he said, "and if the press didn't tell us, who would?" Wills has more confidence in the business end of producing a newspaper and that men and women of high professional standards will always be on the lookout for outside influences that could Bicentennial see page 5 perspectives Political science helps in drawing cartoons by Jenny Can- Editor The doodling of a child can sometimes become the career of an adult. As a child, Paul Berge drew cartoons, and since Sept. 22, 1976, Berge, 28, has been drawing cartoons for publication in the Ranger. Surprisingly, Berge did not receive his Bachelors degree in art but political science. "I attended college at St. Olaf in Minnesota and began as an English major, but after a few classes, I discovered that English was not meant to be my major," Berge recalled. He changed his major to political science and feels that knowing a lot about political history has helped with the ideas for his work. Berge has taken a few art classes, but claims that his ideas of what was considered good art work and the ideas of the professors he studies with were often far apart. Berge recalled a logo contest he entered while a student at St. Olaf. He entered the competition in conjunction with an art class he was taking at the time. He designed the logo for the Feminist Awareness Caucus on the St. Olaf campus. His logo was chosen; he received the $10 prize money, but netted a "C" in the class. He is quick to point out that Bill Mauldin, cartoonist for the Chicago Sun-Times, has never had an art class. Currently working at a graphic arts company in Racine, Berge would like to be a world famous cartoonist some day. "I don't know how realistic that is," he chuckled, "but I would like to get into a larger market." His work is also published by the Racine Journal Times and a monthly environmental publication located In northern Wisconsin. youp views 2 Thursday, September 24, 1987 RANGER STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS..." Concern, corrections and gratitude offered To the Editor: On behalf of the Kenosha- Racine Bicentennial Committee, I would like to take this means of thanking the UWParkside students, faculty and staff who attended the Thursday, September 17, 1987, forum on "Freedom of the Press: Are There Limits? " The major issues and the variety of views on this important constitutional question were quite apparent through the presentations of Tom Reeves, professor of history, UW-Parkside; Dwight Teeter, professor of journalism, UW-Milwaukee, Charles Sykes, former editor of Milwaukee Magazine, and Robert Wills, editor of the Milwaukee Sentinel. Thanks are also due to Chancellor Kaplan for moderating the discussion and hosting our speakers and the Bicentennial Committee after the program. In addition, many other UW-Parkside faculty and staff contributed to the success of the program. The display in the library, together with the opportunity to "sign" the Constitution, is only one example of that support. This celebration and program could not have taken place without your cooperation. Please be aware that the Bicentennial celebration extends through 1991 with the addition of the Bill of Rights to the U.S. Constitution. I would urge all campus groups to consider sponsoring programs celebrating various aspects of the Constitution in these coming four years. There was on omission from our printed program. Mrs. Gwen Wortock, president of the Friends of the UW-Parkside Library, most ably represented that organization and contributed significantly to the activities of the Bicentennial Committee. I apologize to her and the Friends that their important contribution was overlooked in that way. Sincerely, Dwayne G. Olsen, Chair Kenosha-Racine Bicentennial Committee and Associate Professor of Education To the Editor: This letter is in regard to the recently celebrated National Hispanic Heritage Week. As chairman, I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the members of the planning committee. I would like to thank committee members from the Racine and Kenosha communities: Armando Bras, Rafe Gonzales, Vanda Kinderman, Arturo Martinez and Gary Vargas. I would like to thank members of Parkside faculty for their support. Faculty members and supporters of committee activities were: Gerald Greenfield and Kenneth Hoover. Also, a special thanks should go to Gerald Greenfield and The International Studies Department for their co-sponsering and involvement in Hispanic Heritage Week activities. I would like to thank the many Parkside staff who helped in the planning of the activities. Staff members on the committee were: Walter Gutierrez, Lloyd Mueller, Pam Smith and Diane Welsh. I would like to thank Bill Robbins of Parkside Public Information for again assisting the committee in publicizing events in local media and for his help in getting media coverage of our events. I would also like to thank the Parkside Ranger for their publicity of the events and the fine articles on the visit by Ness Flores and the business panel. I would like to thank all of the presenters for .their participation and contribution to making this year's event one of the finest yet. I would like to thank Parkside's Food Services for their cooperation with our events and for their support of National Hispanic Heritage Week by providing Hispanic entrees in our cafeteria. Jesus R. Alvarado Chairman, national Hispanic Heritage Week Planning Committee, 1987 To Ranger Editor In your September 17 edition of "Our View," you bemoaned the fact that the library was closing at 9 p.m. In a separate story, we learned about the new and improved rec center. 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Members of the Jewish faith Thursday began obser vance of a ten-day period of repentance and resolutions, starting with Ftosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. Rosh Hashanah, also known as the Day of Judgment and the Day of Remembrance, has been regarded as a day of reflection and repentance since early times, according to A Book of Jewish Concepts, printed by the Hebrew Publishing Company, New York. Solemnity characterizes Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the tenth day of the new year (Oct. 3), and the two days are called Days of Awe, as men and women stand in divine judgement. Rosh Hashanah traditionally marks the creation of the world, and coincides with several important events in Israel's history. All members of the human race on this day, according to Jewish faith, must give strict account of the deeds committed during the year. Mercy is received through the kind acts of ancestors remembered. A call for repentance is symbolized through the blowing of a special animal horn called a shofar. The symbolic casting of sins into running water is symbolized by tossing bread crumbs into a stream. Petitions for a sweet year are symbolically made through the use of honey in foods and the avoidance of sour and pickled food. Custom dictates that Jews should not appear somber during these holy days, buy joyous, wearing cheerful white clothes. Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, is the climax of the 10-day period of repentance. Emphasis is on reflection, inspiration, and the optimistic view that is possible for people to improve their characters. During this time, Jews focus on ethical conscience, moral responsibility, self-examination and spiritual regeneration. Cheerful confidence that they have been forgiven is the result of repentance and atonement. On Yom Kippur, confessions of sin are recited. Forgiveness is offered, but only if attempts are made to repair injuries inflicted on others. Also, those who ask for forgiveness are to be forgiven wholeheartedly. Fasting serves as self-denial and a day of rest. Atonement prayers recited through the day start with an emphasis on guilt and gradually move to confidence in God's love and mercy. Yom Kippur also coincides with important events in Jewish history. It is the day Moses descended from Mount Sinai with the second set of tablets of the Ten Commandments and proclaimed God's forgiveness of the sin of the golden calf. "These are the highest holy days for observant Jews," said Leon Applebaum, a Parkside economics professor and member of Beth Israel Sinai Congregation, Racine. Some Jewish professors cancel classes on these days, but Applebaum, on sabbatical this semester, has none to cancel. He has cancelled classes in observance of these holidays in previous years. This year, he said, "I know where I'll be, I'll be in temple." Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz, assistant professor in communication, describes herself as a reform Jew. Reform Jews, she said, do not keep many traditions, viewing them as outdated. Many traditions regarding food were beneficial for health reasons, but are no longer applicable. The other two classifications are orthodox, who follow all traditions completely, and conservative, who follow many but not all. she said. see Holiday page 10 REMEMBER SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS News Briefs Report urges child care changes A group of corporate leaders called for increased public investment in the health and education of kids after seeing a report. "Children in Need: Investment Strategies for the Educationally Disabled," reported the Wisconsin State Journal. The 87-page report was read by the Committee for Ecomonic Development, based in New York. They recommend increased investment in prenatal care for pregnant teenagers, instruction in parenthood, better child care programs and quality pre-school programs for disadvantaged youngsters. The report stated that the U.S. is creating "a permanent underclass of young people" who, because they lack basic literary skills and work habits, can't hold jobs. It warns that the poverty and ignorance could threaten the U.S.'s competitive global stance in the future by creating a shortage of qualified workers. The report suggested that the business community become a "driving force" for implementing these programs, but also said that the federal government "needs to re-affirm its longstanding commitment to ensuring the disadvantaged access to quality education." Center school enrollment up As four-year universities implement enrolled restrictions, an enrollment boom is hitting two-year campuses. If this continues, the two-year centers could be forced to cap enrollments as well, reported the Oshkosh Northwestern. UW system Chancellor Steven Portch said a UW System enrollment management plan directed by the Board of Regents will allow some campuses to increase in size as others need to limit enrollment. He explained that as more four-year institutions such as Oshkosh and Green Bay cap their enrollments, students are looking to the centers for their freshman and sophomore education. If enrollment caps are eventually needed at the centers as well, Portch said they would be based on academic qualifications. Minority figures up in Madision Minority freshman enrollment has increased at Madison this year, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Black enrollment is up 65 percent, American Indian is up 82 percent, and Hispanic enrollment has increased 27 percent from last year. School officials hope that this will end a seven-year decline of minority enrollment, especially among black students that has occured over the last seven years. Associate admissions directors couldn't say for sure why the numbers have increased, but it could be due in part to the increased use of minority alumni as informal recruiters and Madison personally contacting minority students who apply for admission. 20° DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Misson Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017-75th St. 697-0884 Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. 4 Thursday, September 24, 1987 Craft to speak at Accent on Women program wh° made Ur£e To Merge"; presentaranger Christine Craft, who made national headlines when she filed a sex-discrimination suit against the owners of a television station who removed her from her news anchor job because she was "too old, too unattractive, and not sufficiently deferential to men," will be a keynote speaker at this year's Accent on Women program at Parkside. The other keynote speaker will be Lynn Cutler, vice chairperson of the National Democratic Committee. For the first time, Accent on Women will be held during the fall semester, not the spring semester. It will be from 8:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. on Saturday, October 24. Cost is $25 for the general public, $20 for all students with appropriate identification. To register or obtain more information call 553-2312. The program will include the keynote addresses (Craft's is at 9:30 a.m., Cutler's is at 1:30 p.m., both in the Communication Arts Theater), each followed by a discussion; a presentation titled "Women in Song: The Urge presentation of the Accent on Women Awards in six areas of achievement; and breakfast and lunch. In 1981, Craft, 42, who is currently news director and co-anchor at KRBK-TV in Sacramento, California, was removed from her position as news anchor at TV station KMBC in Kansas City, Mo., she said. At that time the station was owned by Metromedia, Inc. Metromedia, executives cited research that claimed "t?0 old' too unattractive and not sufficiently deferential to men" as reasons for pulling her from the anchor job, Craft said. Ironically, Craft said, four days later the station's ratings showed it had moved from number two in local news to number one for the first time in three years. Craft left the station and filed a $500,000 lawsuit against Metromedia, charging the company with sex disUniversity of Wisconsin Platteviile See Castles in the Air And learn your way around the world "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them." „cnry David Thore.u Study in London for $3675 per semester. Includes air fare, resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Study in Seville, Spain, for $2725 per semester. Includes resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. No foreign language profiency required. Semester programs also in France and Mexico. For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisconsin-Platteville 1 University Plaza Platteviile, Wisconsin 53818-3099 608-342-1726 crimination, fraud and violation of the Equal Pay Act. Craft said she won a jury trial in the federal district court of Kansas City in 1983. But she said the judge who presided at the trial threw out the jury's decision, saying there had been to much publicity during the trial and the jurors had not been sequestered. A second trial, in 1984 in Joplin, Mo., featured a sequestered jury and the same judge, Craft said. That jury also decided in Craft's favor. But federal appeals court overturned that jury's decision, saying the jurors were "unreasonable" in arriving at their decision. Craft then filed her case with the U.S. Supreme Court, which in 1986 re fused to hear it. (Justice Sandra Day O'Connor was the lone member of the court voting in favor of hearing Craft's case.) Craft said that although she technicality had lost the case, she achieved moral victories in the two jury trials. She said her case transcended the issue of sex discrimination and illustrated an erosion of the right of citizens to trial by jury, which is guaranteed by the Seventh Amendment of the Constitution. Craft said research by a team of Yale University law students showed that in 1984 nearly 50 percent of jury decisions in the U.S. were overturned by federal judges, and of that figure, 70 percent were decided in favor of corporate interests. Craft's paperback book, "An Anchorwoman's Story," was awarded the Rhodora Book Prize by the Center for Research on Women at Stanford University. Craft has updated the book and it will be re-issued in hardback under _ - § the title, "Too Old, TA ouuo Uuunaavt*- miicx lud. Education students mourn friend tractive and Not Sufficiently Deferential to Men.' • Lynn Cutler holds bachelor's and master's degrees from Northern Iowa University. As vice chairperson of the National Democratic Committee she is the chief liaison between the party and Democratic elected officials at the city and county levels throughout the nation. Her career began in 1974 when she was elected the first woman supervisor of Black Hawk County, Iowa. Since then Cutler has been active on local, state and national levels in the Democratic Party, particularly on issues of concern to women. In 1977 President Jimmy Carter appointed Cutler to the U.S. Advisory Commission on Intergovernmental Relations and as its vice chair in 1978. The commission was created to study ways the federal government could operate more effectively. In 1984 she was named one of the Outstanding Women in America. "Pete" Jansta, a tall, somewhat stocky Parkside student who wore wirerimmed glasses, died unexpectedly last Wednesday of a heart attack. He was only 46. A main figure in most education classes, he would gently joke with everyone he encountered. He was a quiet and gentle man, too, and most people felt right at home with him. Jansta was looking forward to being a teacher and was close to being certified at the time of his death. A resident of Racine, Jansta was a member and past financial secretary of the Racine Council 697 Knights of Columbus. He was in the first class of permanent Deacons in the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. He was also the official scorekeeper of St. Catherine's High School basketball for 13 years. The Parkside education department and all of the education students who knew this sweet and wonderful man would like to express their deepest sympathy to Jansta's wife, Linda, and daughter, Michelle, and to say that his spirit will be ever present here, and he is, and will always be sadly missed. Classifieds LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY NIGHT Beat the Clock Double Bubble Mon.-Frl. 3-7 Thursday All Night Monday & Wednesday LADIES NIGHT Tuesday, Sept. 29 REX RIZZ 5QC Shorties Wednesday, Sent. 30 and Thursday, Oct. 1 JEFFERY'S ANGELS Top 40 — PANCEABLE Friday, Oct. 2 and Saturday, Oct. 3 CADILLAC KIDS PANCEABLE - 50's & 60's Sunday, Oct. 4 JUST US muntry "RELAX \ Single s19'5 Double J2695 Weekend Single *23" Weekend Double *30'* With this coupon j RUMORS Located in Apple Valley Lodge 5005 Wash. 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LP, RICK-tick, rickety-dick, umpa-umpa - oh boy! Thinking of y ou, thinking of me... EVERYONE IN House 2 - You are the best! Thanks for making my job alot of fun! Terri. CHELLE • THE campus is free of worms! MARS NEEDS tall chicks! JENNY - THANKS for having confidence - you are the best! - Terri. TO ALL smooth sailors: Thanks for a wonderful weekend - you are all great leaders! CAN YOU afford to miss Moxy Roxx this weekend? STEVE M. - "Who the hell thought of that!" BANANA: I'M saving myself for you - awright? - 10/3/87 Cuevo or bust! WANTED: ONE real woman for meaningful relationship with Fla. continued on page 13 RANGER Thursday, September 24,1987 5 i i Well Day" to be held Oct. 7 "Well Day," a familyoriented health fair featuring a variety of free health services and information, will be held at Parkside from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 7, in the Union building and on the bridge connecting the Union with Molinaro Hall. Sandra Leicht, director of Student Health Services, said more than 30 community health agencies will participate in Well Day activities, which are open to area residents as well as to Parkside students, faculty and staff. Leicht said people are invited to stop in for single health screening services or go through the entire range of health fair offerings. About 1,500 people participated in Well Day last year. Being held for the 9th year on campus, Well Day will feature a broad range of screen- Veterans' office moved by Dan Chiapette The Veterans office is no longer located in the Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) office, D139F WLLC. It has been moved to the Student Records lobby, outside D191 WLLC. "They did not like the move, but they are not a club," said Registrar Sue Johnson. PASA needed a private office, and the Veteran's office got in the way of their operations, she said, so the Veteran's office was moved to the Student Records lobby. Lloyd Tremmell was in charge of the Veteran's office until the move occurred. "I asked for a private office, but they were not able to provide me one," Tremmell said. "I can't function in a lobby of an office with ten other people that work for Parkside." The Student Records office will assume the same duties that the old Veteran's office took care of in the PASA location. That includes certifying veteran enrollment so veterans can receive benefits. Susan Lueck and Joe Jucha are the new heads. "Neither Susan Lueck or Joe Jucha are veterans and they both are working with veterans on the signing of important documents," said Tremmell. Temmell has a meeting with Chancellor Sheila Kaplan on Sept. 28 to discuss the matter. Business workshops slated These programs will be offered by Parkside's Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center, directed by Dan Hancock. To register call 553-2312. "Deciding Whether to Expand your Business," will be from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 30 in Union Room 104. Covered will be prioritizing opportunities, meeting market demands, and planning for growth, among other topics. Instructor will be Yezdi Godiwalla, a UW-Whitewater business professor. Fee is $64. "How to Start a Homebased Business," will be from 6 to 9 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 1 in Union Room 207. Covered will be picking the right product, sources of help and marketing, among other topics. Instructor will be Colleen Perri, author of "Entrepreneurial Women," which describes the success of 23 women business owners. Fee is $30. "Do-it-Yourself Employee Training," will be from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Mondays, Oct. 5 and 19 in Union Room 207. Instructor will be Walt Brey, supervisor of management at the Wisconsin Electric Power Co. Fee is $77. "Business Feasibility Workshop," will be from 6 to 9 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 8 in Union Room 207. Covered will be refining one's business ideas, analyzing feasibility and meeting essential requirements. Instructor will be Hancock. Fee is $30. "Smarter Purchasing in Your Business," will be from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 12 in Union Room 104. Covered will be how to reduce crash ordering, setting objectives, and using price-cost analysis to keep costs down. Instuctor will be Godiwalla. Fee is $64. Bicentennial from page 1 1 jeopardize the credibility of journalism. The consensus of the pane! was that big business must not be allowed to step in and ruin one of the most valuable rights we have as citizens. The program was sponing services including sickle cell anemia, hypertension, hearing, pulmonary function, hematocrit, foot pathology, glaucoma, body composition analysis, colon-rectal cancer, physical fitness and nutrition. Displays and exhibits will offer information on cancer, heart disease, family planning, arthritis, alcohol and drug abuse, developmental disabilities, diabetes, mental health, physical fitness, and specific agency services. In addition, there will be a display of art work on wellness topics by children at Parkside's Child Care Center and the Union Cafeteria will feature a special "wellness menu" during the noon hour. First Aid demonstrations also will be presented. For more information call Student Health Services at 553-2366. New experience for Catholic students New look-new experience is the title and new image for the newly established Catholic Student Club, according to Father Norm, the recently appointed campus minister here at Parkside. The first get-acquainted meeting of the Catholic Student Club is scheduled for Wednesday, Sept. 30, during the club activity hour from 1 to 2 p.m. in Room 109 of Molinaro Hall. The Catholic Student Club is open to all students, faculty, administration and staff. The club will have social events, fund raisers, bible study, prayer services, discussions on social justice, ethical and moral issues, etc. Currently Father Norm is contacting university administrators, faculty, staff and students in seeking their support and possible involvement in the Catholic Student Club. Father Norm believes that many members of the university can be served by the Catholic Student Club as well as contribute to its effectiveness. From Father Norm's 18 years of pastoral experience, he know that it is very common for college students to question their faith and value system. The Catholic Students Club is an opportunity for students to sort out their questioning and searching process during their formative college years. Above all, the Catholic Student Club can provide a support system for university students who cherish similar human and spiritual values while pursuing their university studies. sored by the Kenosha-Racine Bicentennial Committee; the Golden Rondelle Theater; the Friends of the UW-Parkside Library; the Kenosha and Racine Leagues of Women Voters; the Kenosha and Racine Unified School Districts. ON THE AVE. 5701 22ND AVE. Q%\s C ^G o o d T i m e for A Good Deal MON Wine Coolers, Import Beer Top Shelf TUE. Quarter Tapper Nite Old Style, Miller, Lite WED. Long Neck Bottle Beer Nite THUR. Thirsty Thursday — All the top beer you can driqf< 8-11 $3*00 SAT. Corona Nite — Corona AND Shots of Cuervo SUN. Funday .Sunday — Bloody Marys $1.00 $1.00 Oerolmo's On The Ay. — A Whole New Concept Proper I.D. Required Open Daily 10:00 Library holds book sale The Library /Learning Center will hold a book sale on October 6, 7 and 8 from 10 to 3 near the entrance of the Library on Level 1. Several thousand books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for $.25. Selected books will be offered in a silent auction or with a special price. The books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items which are not needed for the library collection, according to Linda Piele, acting director of the Library/Learning Center. Piele added that many of the books are duplicates from the Racine and Kenosha campuses (previously part of the UW Center System) whose collections were merged with the main collection in the mid-1970's. Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Burlington Waukesha Milwaukee 6 Thursday, September 24, 1987 * ' RANGER Club Events brilliant on new album One year Ago September 25, 1986 Housing not included in Campus Police jurisdiction If a crime is committed in or around the residence halls, Parkside's Campus Police won't be doing the investigating. In the event of criminal Activity, jurisdiction falls to the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department. Captain Roger Zeihen, the department's director of operations, does not feel any expediency is being sacrificed under such a set-up. "If you have any type of felony or accident going on," Zeihen said, "It would only be a matter of minutes before we responded." Just what role the Campus Police has in maintaining order around the residence halls is clear to its director, Ron Brinkmann. "We can apprehend and detain; but the sheriff does the investigating." That scenario could change if campus security personnel were deputized by Sheriff Fred Ekornaas. Such an option has been studied, but to no avail. Five Years Ago September 23, 1982 New legal service coming to Parkside A new legal service is being designed at Parkside to inform students of their rights and responsibilities under the law and to aid them in the resolution of individual legal problems which may arise while in school Among the specific problems this service will address will be prosperity matters, contract and consumer matters, domestic relations and family law matters, tort defense, administrative agency matters, employment grievences, small claims and traffic court matters, and criminal legal matters. Those matters excluded from the list of possible services include suits against Parkside, anti-trust proceedings, income, felony, probate, tax matters, service to student organizations, and pre-existing legal problems. By advising and educating students about legal problems, it is the goal of the Student Legal Service to create a more congenial learning environment on the Parkside campus. Ten Years Ago September 21, 1977 Petrie runs for congress William Petrie, Assistant Professor of Labor Economics, has announced his candidacy for the seat of Congressman for Wisconsin's first Congressional District. He is a member of the Republican Party. Les Aspin now hold the seat, but many speculate that Aspin will run for the governorship. Petrie feels that unemployment is one of the major issues of the First Congressional District. He believes a tax incentive plan for small businesses would better serve both long and short term unemployment. Another major issue in this election, according to Petrie, is energy. The industry in southeastern Wisconsin depends heavily on natural gas and oil. These fossil fuels are the subject of much debate and discussion with regard to future use and consumption. Petrie said, "If we don't do something to increase the supply of fossil fuels in the short term, we are going to come up with a major shortfall in meeting the energy needs of not only southeastern Wisconsin, but the entire country." Sociology Club The Sociology Club meeting and elections will be held on Monday, Sept. 28 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 214. All interested parties are invited. Philosophical Society The Philosophical Society will be presenting a lecture by Dr. Wayne Johnson on Thursday, Oct. 1 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. The talk is titled "Making Sense Out of Ethics: A Theory", and the commentator will be Professor John Longeway. Students, faculty and public are welcome. Catholic Student Club The first organizational meeting of the Catholic Student Club is scheduled for Wednesday, Sept. 30 from 1-2 Who's bad? Jackson by Doc Mallory How many people remember August 31? It was the day all traffic led to the local record shop. It was definitely the musical event of the year. Oh, sure, there are the Grammys and the other musical award equivalents that are too many to mention. The event was the long-awaited release of Michael Jackson's album, "Bad". When I decided to review this album, I thought of many ways to try to look at such a phenomenon as Michael Jackson. There was, first of all, the easy way out-and that was to simply compare it to "Thriller". You remember "Thriller"? IT be brief: 38.5 million copies, eight Grammys, seven hit songs, three unforgettable videos and we can't forget-the glove. But, as you see, "Thriller" as an album, is a musical masterpiece. A comparison between "Thriller" and "Bad" is unfair to the artist, thp music and to the reader who may become the listener. I decided to look at this album for what it's worth and forget about the brilliant p.m. in Molinaro 109. All students, faculty, administrators and staff are invited. Food and refreshments will be provided. Winning in the 80's Dr. Denis Waitley appears at Carthage College on Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 7 p.m. Waitley is a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy with a degree in human behavior, has been named "Outstanding Speaker of the Year", is a former chairman of Psychology of the U.S. Olympic Committee's Sports Medicine Council, and is author of several books; including The Psychology of Winning, Seeds of Greatness, and Being the Best. His talk, "Winning in the 80's", is about self-management and positive self- A comparison between "Thriller" and "'Bad" is unfair to the artist, the reader who may become the listener. —The way Doc sees it. eccentric whose name is on the cover. Pop music fans are going to love this new album. The first side opens with the title song, and it promises to be a Top Ten hit-what else is new? Jackson sets up the song with a "Get Ready, Get Set and Go!" style. He gets you ready with his smoothly paced lyrics in "Your Butt is Mine", sets you up with the bridge, and finally lets it go in the chorus when he proclaims, "I'm Bad". Jackson capitalizes on strong melodies anc his ability to ad lib to the music that always seems tc autograph the record as his Record advertisers have triec to give each song equal bill ing with the promo: "The Thrill is Back! Ten brant new hits!" I don't know i: they are all going to be hits APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service. Telephone, furnished. Weekly rates from $120. Monthly, rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY LODGE, Racine. 637-7911. projection. For more information, call 654-2165 or 656- 6128. English Club The English Club will meet to elect officers on Friday, Oct. 1 at 1 p.m. in CA 233. Any student interested in joining an English Club should attend. Activities will include guest speakers 'ferities and writers), theater trips, poetry readings and other literary experiences. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will be holding a general membership meeting Sept. 30 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D-105. Mr. John LeRose, A CPA from the Racine firm of Gordon J. Meier and Co. will be the guest speaker. but fans should appreciate that they are brand new. Jackson is going to promote each song with a certain strategy. First, he has collaborated, once again, with Quincy Jones. Jones, as we all know, can produce music with the best of them. Besides Jackson, Jones has worked with Frank Sinatra, Lena Home and James Ingram. Secondly, Jackson is going with a style that not only attracts R&B fans, but rock fans as well. The songs "Speed Demon" and "Dirty Diana" are two examples of songs with a more hard rock edge. Next we hear the side of Jackson that likes to share the spotlight with his musical peers. An example of this is the first release, "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" with Siedah Garret. Garret also co-wrote a song on "Bad" called "Man in the Mirror" where Jackson gets to sing with such gospel singers as Andre Crouch, Sandra Crouch, and the Winans, just to name a few. Jackson also hooks up with long-time pal, Stevie Wonder, who is no newcomer to platinum records, not to mention Grammys. Wonder helps belt out the tune "Just Good Friends". The final ingredient is Jackson himself. The singer uses his smooth vocals to passively call out his "Liberian Girl". Then there is this writer's favorite, and probably the best R&B cut on the album, "Another Part of Me". The album concludes with a driving performance on a song called "Smooth Criminal". Fans will be happy to hear that an hourlong video to this song is expected to be nationally televised in early 1988. The new Michael Jackson album won't shake off his true fans, but it may have some people fall off the bandwagon. That's something to think about when you realize that "Off the Wall" sold nine million copies and "Thriller" sold 30 million more that that. What it says is that middle ground for Michael Jackson is still a good paycheck...and that's not bad at all. URBER-STYL/STS :RS0NALIZED STYLING FOR MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN WE USE AND RECOMMEND THE PAUL MITCHELL SYSTEM PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS • RAZOR CUTTING • PERMS & BODYWAVES • HAIR COLORING • BLOW DRYING • HAIR PIECES • BEARD TRIMS E1K 554-1430 2901 DURAND AVE. 4 HOW I MADE $18,000 | FOR COLLEGE BY WORKING WEEKENDS Thursday, September 24, 1987 7 When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time jobs to pay for college. They ended up in car washes and hamburger joints, putting in long hours for little pay. Not me. My job takes just one weekend a month and two weeks a year. Yet, I'm earning $18,000 for college. Because I joined my local Army National Guard. They're the people who help our state during emergencies like hurricanes and floods. They're also an important part of our country's military defense. So, since I'm helping them do such an important job, they're helping me make it through school. As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New GI Bill, I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard. And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back—up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000—or more —for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600? OR MAIL THIS COUPON. *In Hawaii: 737-5255; Puerto Rico: 721-4550; Guam: 477-9957; Virgin Islands (St. Croix): 773-6438; New Jersey: 800-452-5794. In Alaska, consult your local phone directory. c 1985 United States Government as represented by the Secretary of Defense. All rights reserved. J" MAIL TO: Army National Guard, P.O. Box 6000, Clifton, NJ 07015 NAME I I | ADDRESS I .•M DF SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER | CITY/STATE/ZIP | AREACODE PHONE I I | OCCUPATION ' STUDENT • HIGH SCHOOL O COLLEGE I PRIOR MILITARY SERVICE • YES • NO ' BRANCH RANK AFM/MOS I THE INFORMATION YOU VOIUNTARH.Y PROVIDE M OLDING >OUO SOCUH SECURITY NUMBER • BAEl 8€ USED FOR RECRUITING PURPOSES ONIV YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER | WK.L BE USED 'O ANALYZE RESFYDNSE TO THIS AO AUTHO RITY lOU SC-SOl US CITIZEN. DYES • NO BIRTH DATE National Guard A1CUC21097NP Army National Guard * Americans At Their Best. 8 Thursday, September 24, 1987 RANGE Assistance f Director encourages usage by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor Learning Assistance and Counseling Office-it s name alone tells students what they are all about. Headed up by Carol Cashen who was once acting Chancellor for Student Affairs, the Learning Assistance office is staffed by a lot of caring people. "The areas that report to me are Testing and Counseling, Career Planning and Placement, Learning Assistance and a new area called Special Services," said Cashen. Special Services is a federally funded program designed to assist students who are first-generation college students in need of special help. This is a three year grant which provides a total pack- Carol J. Cashen age for students which will include financial aid, special educational advantages through workshops and counseling. This program is also designed to take them not only through undergraduate school, but also through graduate school. "The whole aim of this program," Cashen said,' "is to make certain that the students graduate." "I feel that our whole area is there to help students learn more efficiently," Cashen stated. "But, at the same time, we don't want students to think of us as a remedial service." Cashen herself handles students who are on collegiate skills probation, and whatever decisions she can't make, she refers to the Academic Actions Committee. "We would like the students to know that our office is designed to do just what our title says," Cashen said in closing, "and that is to be here to help assist the students in any way we can." Career office not just for seniors by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor If you're a senior getting ready for that all important job search, or if you're a freshman wondering just what it is you are going to do with that English degree when you graduate, Career Planning and Placement is the office you need to visit. JoAnn Goodyear, director of Career Planning and Placement and Bev Burnell, career counselor, staff this area and both will guide any student through an exploration of opportunities to make sure that students make the appropriate career choice. "We encourage students to explore career options," Goodyear said, "and then to focus on that choice so they can choose a course at Parkside that will make a difference when they get out into the job market. "There is nothing more frustrating for us than to have an English major, for example, to come in and say 'okay here I am, what are you going to do with me? ' Many students don't know what they want to do and have no way of finding out," Goodyear pointed out, "so we use a lot of printed materials to help them explore all career options. "As a student you do not n'eed an appointment to use these materials," Goodyear stated. "These materials may be checked out overnight. "This office feels that career ideas need to be discussed while choosing a major," Goodyear said. "The major should be in the direction of the career choice. Depending on the career choice, the major may or may not matter as much," Goodyear remarked. "The student needs to think about what else he might do to compliment the career choice — which might not be limited to course work. "We want to help the student build a resume," Goodyear said, "which might include the choice of a parttime job, on-campus opportunities, papers written in class — basically anything that will test skills. "Some students who come to Parkside already have a clear idea of what they want when they get here," Goodyear explained, "and they have already made their career choice. Usually the choice of a major forces the career choice, and it starts the student thinking about it." For a student investigating career choices, there are a series of steps to follow. "The first step is to find out what the student's interests are, what he likes and what he has already rejected," Goodyear said. "We try to find out what work experience he has had, what his strengths are academically, and what his skills and abilities are. We can build on those skills," Goodyear continued, "and we can also eliminate certain areas based on those skills. "A lot of students have interests," Goodyear pointed out. "They just don't know how those interests relate to a. career." What a student considers to be important in a very personal way is another area considered when choosing a career, Goodyear said. "We need to know what is important to him. His values play an important role in the career choice he will make. "An important thing students need to be cautioned on," Goodyear pointed out, "is man-power projections. A student needs to now if there will be growth in his career choice and to make sure that the area will not close down before he gets there. "A student should want to make sure that after working so hard to get his degree," Goodyear emphasized, "he wants to make sure it's going to pay off." To help assure the payoff, one of the new resources Career Planning and Placement has is a new computer named "Sigi." "Sigi Plus is a software program for career guidance and information," Goodyear explained. "There are nine sections with a lot of information on occupations as well as helping the student to explore what they need to be successful." Sigi's programs help the student see what types of skills are needed for certain occupations, asks him to answer questions related to those areas and, in this way, helps the student get on the right course. "It's easy to use, and it's a way to do something that would take awhile in a conversation to come to," Goodyear said. "Students can get what they need and they can move on," Goodyear said, "or they can make an appointment with a counselor to discuss the things that they found out. Counseling center ol by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor If you're feeling lost or confused, if you need to take a placement test or you have to sign up for one of your collegiate skills tests - if you're just a student with a need to talk to someone who understands, the place you need to go is the Counseling Center. The center is staffed by Dr. Stuart Rubner and his associates Barbra Larson and Mary Power, and is located in the Learning Assistance and Counseling Office in WLLCD175. The Counseling Center offers three major services to students at Parkside. The first is prescriptive advising. All students who are admitted to Parkside on a conditional basis are required to be seen by one of the counselors. A conditional student is someone who did not graduate in the top half of his class and/or someone who did not take the traditional college prep courses in high school. "I feel it's better to be admitted conditionally," Rubner confided, "you get more personal attention than someone who is a standard admit. "We meet with the student Counselor Barbara Larson liste Counseling Center at least three times during the semester," Rubner said. "The first time is to help the student make out his schedule. Once the student is registered he cannot make any changes without the counselor's approval. "The second meeting comes at the six to eight week period in the semester," Rubner continued. "By then, we have gotten feedback from the professors - we call it our early warning system • Career seepage 15 r ... . KenMcCray Student looking into career options with help of Sigi NGER Thursday, September 24, 1987 9 for students )ffers many services photo by Ken McCray listening to a student in the that way the student knows exactly how things are going at that point. "Finally," Rubner said, "we meet in the middle of November during advising time to work out a spring schedule. "We establish a fairly close relationship with these students," Rubner concluded. "We are actually writing out their prescription for success here, and they stay with us until they complete 15 Parkside degree credits, have maintained a C-average or better, and have made reasonable progress toward fulfilling collegiate skills and breadth of knowledge requirements." The second major service offered is personal counseling. This area is open to all students here at Parkside. At one time Parkside had a clinical psychologist on staff. The administration at that time felt that with so many community resources in that direction Parkside's service was unnecessary, so they eliminated that position. In those days students were referred to outside counselors in both Racine and Kenosha. "That worked pretty well," Rubner said. "In fact we're still doing that kind of referral. "When Gary Grace came to Parkside as Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs," Rubner continued, "he saw a need for more personal counseling occurring on campus. "I think with the housing complex being developed and the potential for four hundred students living on campus," Rubner said, "we just couldn't be referring them off campus all the time." Counseling see page 10 Campus needs center by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs Gary Grace feels that personal counseling has always been going on between students and faculty and staff, but he feels that what was missing when he came to this campus was an identifiable referral unit on campus. "What was missing was the university saying, 'here is a support service for students, faculty and staff to use in a supportive kind of way.' " Grace said. "We are trying to develop our personal counseling unit into three major areas," Grace said. "First we want to create a liaison relationship with the major student organizations, the major departments and the major faculty divisions so that they know there is a service to refer students to. "It's reassuring to know the service is there," Grace pointed out. "Our staff and faculty have a caring attitude about students and they need some place to discuss any problems they might encounter in a professional manner." Visibility and awareness are what we are trying to create," Grace said. "Another area we are developing is a diagnostic resource where there is some testing of students who want assistance from a professionally trained counselor," Grace stated. "These tests could range from a battery of need assessments to personality testing." The third area in the unit would be a therapeutic resource. "If a student needs someone to talk to we have staff qualified to help them," Grace pointed out. "Dr. Stuart Rubner and Barbara Larson are certified and licensed psychologists," Grace said. "They will help the students themselves or refer them to an outside source if necessary. "The rationale that I took exception to in the old organizational structure," Grace said, "was that Parkside was a commuter institution and that our students were eighteen years of age and therefore adults. And because these students were primarily Grace see page 10 ARC offers more than tutoring by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor You're sitting in your algebra class watching the professor put numbers on the board and you realize you don't understand anything that's going on. You need this class for your major so you really can't drop it. And to make things worse, you're going to have a test next week and you know that you won't pass. Your first instinct is to panic, but before you do that, you should know that there is a place on campus that you should investigate. The Academic Resource Center (ARC) helps approximately 500 students per semester with tutoring in math, English, writing skills, and a variety of other subjects. Senior Instructional Program Director Sandra Burmeister, coordinates the professional and peer-professional support groups (tutors). "I'm really enthusiastic about the services the ARC offers," Burmeister said, "primarily because of my idealism regarding assistance to students. I feel that the tutors are very well trained and very capable," Burmeister stated, "and data shows that students who come to the ARC for assistance do quite well in the courses in which they are tutored. Most of the students we tutor are freshmen and sophomores," Burmeister said, "but we will tutor higher level classes if the tutor feels capable of assisting someone in a difficult class. It's on a supply and demand basis," Burmeister pointed out, "if I can't find a tutor for a particular subject, I'm left short-handed." Most of the tutors are juniors or seniors, and all with a photo by Ken McCray S°iLutat0-r»-°f Aca?emic Resource Center Sandra Burmeister with writing assistant John Francois 3.0 grade point average or better in their majors. These students tutor in the area of their majors or a closely related area. There are approximately 60 tutors counting all of the peer-assistance workers. All the tutors have faculty endorsements for the subjects they tutor. Another one of the groups that Burmeister oversees is the Supplemental Instruction leaders (SI leaders.) The classes covered by SI leaders are high-risk courses. These courses are difficult, but they have good college requirements. "These classes have the kind of requirements," Burmeister said, "that we would like all freshmen and sophomores to be able to handle, so that they can progress to higher level courses that are similar." The courses covered by SI leaders at the present time are Intro to Literature, Intro to Humanities, Earth and Man and History 101. "The SI leader attends all _ , u , . Photo by Ken McCray Tutor Helen Lena assists student Lu-Ping Jiang in the Writing Center. the classes," Burmeister said, "along with doing all the readings and assignments, and then leads a discussion group with those students." All SI leaders are students who have already had the course hopefully with the same instructor and have had an A in the course. Also the students are very capable in that particular discipline. Most are upperclassmen, and all are recommended by faculty. "Currently we are the only UW system school that offers supplemental instruction," Burmeister pointed out. I am one of the eight national SI certified trainers," Burmeister said, "and I've already begun to train some people for the rest of the UW system. Hopefully we'll be able to expand this program," Burmeister said, "there are probably as many as 40 classes here that could use an SI leader. I'm in the process of writing a system grant," Burmeister explained, "so that we can possibly get the funding needed. "It not only takes a lot of money," Burmeister said, "it takes a lot of people, and right now I'm short on both." Burmeister also oversees the Writing Center. The center is run on a drop-in basis. Students can bring in any papers from any class for assistance. "Essentially what a student gets when he goes to the writing center," Burmeister explained, "is a person who is a good writer who has been especially trained in the techniques of writing. "All of the writing assistants are good listeners," Burmeister said, "and they will try to help the student ARC for students see page 10 10 Thursday, September 24, 1987 Help offered free RANGER ARC for students from page 9 change the paper according to the student's needs. "The writing assistants will respond to the students ideas." Burmeister emphasized, "they will also offer suggestions and help the student at all stages of the paper, from brainstorming for the idea up to the finished product." The ARC also offers some diagnostic tests that students can take on their own and follow up self-improvement materials that they can use. Students can take a paper diagnostic test in math to decide if there is any area in math from basic computations up to skills that are necessary to enter college algebra. There is a computer program that gives the student practice in those areas that he is weak in. "We feel that the computer system is particularly useful in math," Burmeister said, "because often the student needs to do the problem over and over and needs to receive immediate feedback on whether the answer is right or wrong." "I think it's important that these services remain free to Parkside students, and I hope to keep it this way." -Sandra Burmeister Not only does the ARC handle the tutoring, supplemental instruction and the Writing Center, but they also handle self-improvement workshops for students. "I think it's important that these services remain free to Parkside students, "Burmeister concluded, "and I hope to keep it this way. "We are here for the students and we encourage them to take advantage of all we have to offer." The eaZy pc; It's almost as easy as turning on your TV Zenith Data Systems introduces the eaZy pc " ..now available at great atudent prices! You want easy to operate? You've got •" Because with the eaZy pc'", all you have to do is plug the system in... just like a TV. Once you turn it on, it tells you exactly what to do. in plain English - thanks to Microsoft's® MS-DOS Manager. You'll be up and running within minutes after opening the box. So you can do your homework. Term papers. 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OurPnc»Oil»: amnawriMM mmtXm^SStrn OurPnoeOn*: Ow Pnoe Only $599.00 $699.00 $999.00 Itoko it May on yourMH wtth the MZy pc T Find out moro Mow: Office Equipment Corp. 633-7783 S!»SWr Sfnwt5 »^w5ci to cSruojo SwMheut JfpMM sdyasttae ms THE OUAUTY GOES IN BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON" photo by Ken McCray page 10 Math Specialist Doris Nice helping student in self-paced math class Center wants to help «>•' r**t, oca Smarm Counseling from page 9 As far as the responsibilities that the new housing staff has, Rubner said he would like to get more involved with training the Resident Advisors. "We would like to serve as a resource base for the RA's," Rubner said. "It's a tough living environment over there," Rubner continued. "I understand the kind of stress the RA's are under and the rsponsibilities they have. So I want to be there as a support person for them. "I have some clear objectives relating to counseling and student development," Rubner stated. "We want to work with faculty a lot," Rubner emphasized. "We want to help them identify, in their classes, students who may need professional help. "We would eventually like to get feedback directly from the students that would give them and us a better idea of where they are psychologically - just so we know what they're thinking and what their values are." The third service offered by the Counseling Center is testing. This area is responsible for administering all collegiate skills testing, and doing all record keeping associated with testing. "Actually all three areas are very busy, counseling a little less so because we're just starting that up again," Rubner stated. "The testing and advising really keep us hopping. There are very few slack times in this office." So whether it's a personal or school-related problem that's getting you down, the Counseling Center is the place to go on campus to receive the help you need. Crossword solution from page 12 G A S P E D T R A P P 1 I N H A L E H A G G A D A H S T A R I S I D E A L I Z E H E D D 0 T R I E S A I L A H 0 0 L 0 T 0 S 0 L D E L A W N D R Y S A D M E N F L 0 M 0 A N A S I F A L F R E D H I T C H C 0 C K HBA U T 0 IN A T E R 0 E S A D I E lv E R A Is M U G I T 0 N B I S T E L U R S L I U P A R T S r E R F" A M B U L A T E F E E D E R S E T T L E U P I N V E S T A E D E S B E E R Y S Walk set The CROP Walk is an annual event which raises money across the nation for hunger and disaster relief programs here in Racine and around the world. 25% of the funds raised from the walk here in Racine stay in the community for the benefit of local food programs, helping those in need. The money is distributed through Racine County Project Emergency, a non-profit, federally funded agency which provides food and shelter to people in the Racine County area. In 1986, that 25% portion of the money from the CROP walk amounted to $3,500. All of it was used for the purchase of emergency food here in Racine. This food was then distributed to food banks and free meal programs here. A total of about 1,750 meals were provided at such places as St. Patrick's Church on Erie St. or the Cristo Rey Parish on Wisconsin Avenue, Harvest Outreach Food Bank in downtown Racine or the food bank at Rochester United Church in Rochester, Wisconsin. The CROP walk has been, for several years, a successful fund raising endeavor. Let's hope for another great effort this year -a CROP walk for 1987 which will help serve more of our neighbors here and around the globe. Support for students Grace from page 9 from the Kenosha-Racine area they should be responsible for their own personal mental health." "I felt that rationale no longer fit this university's new policies," Grace said. "This university is serious about providing the necessary support for students who want to achieve an educational goal. 4 T here are so many stresses on students," Grace said, "we have got to recognize that there are problems unique to the college experience that might get in the way of that goal. 4'This university has to support both the academic and personal needs of our stumiSS" . Grace concluded. With all the roles that students have to play, they need help in coping with and managing the stresses that are a result of being a student." Holiday from page 3 "Yom Kippur is the singl holiest day," said Leeds-Hui witz. "You think about th awful things you did through out the year and feel guilt\ You promise not to do ther again, and apologize to pec pie, and to God. RANGER Jesse Hartjmu* Teen community newspaper organized Hbyir TJiimm Neibaur . >"•-n — i u_u . — . ——i ,, Feature Editor Jessie Hargrove, Director of Parkside's Educational Opportunities Center, has been appointed to head the Board of Directors for the newly formed Racine periodical The Teen News. Said Hargrove: "The Martin Luther King building complex has a Youth Achievement program. In this program we're interested in learning the needs of the teens in the community. So the idea was to set up a program where we could train these youths to be positive role models for other youths in the community. "The newspaper idea was a good one because it fosters creative skills, business skills, social skills, and gives the youths an opportunity to take an active role in something that they put together themselves. "While the Teen News does have adult coordinators, the adults are simply veritable traffic cops, where the youths take full charge of the writing, photography, ad sales, distribution, and all other aspects of putting out a newspaper. The original concept materialized when Mr. Kenneth Lumpkin, adult coordinator of the Racine Youth Achievement Program, requested $32,000 from the Private industry Council in an effort to get the newspaper started. Lumpkin stated in his letter to the council that this concept was an effort to "train youths in the skills of business operational management through the journalism profession." "We're trying to set up an incentive to keep the students in the program," Hargrove continued. "For example, every hour of work they do is multiplied by two dollars. We Jesse Hargrove want to put that in a kitty somewhere so that if one of the students decides to go on to college, the money will be there. "They can earn up to 1400 hours over a three year peBook reviews riod. So if they work with the paper throughout their high school years, and do decide to attend college, they will have that money put away toward their continued education." Besides the creative skills of writing and photography that a paper calls for, Hargrove feels the business skills, artistic skills (layout and design), and social skills learned are also important. The students, when selling ads for the paper, learn how to effectively deal with various local businesses. "Often students will run up to me and shout 'Hey Doctor Hargrove, you want to put an ad in the paper?' Then I'll say to them, 'Now how are you supposed to ask me?' That way these youths will learn the right way to ask people if they want to advertise, and get the best results.." The Teen News covers a diverse spectrum of events that are of interest to teenagers of the community. This includes political events, human interest features, opinion articles, entertainment essays, and fashion. "Often you hear about the teenage gang problem and other negative things," said Hargrove. "The Teen News allows members of the community to see the positive things that area youths are involved in." Along with Kenneth Lumpkin, Hargrove also credits Program Coordinator Millicent Copeland with a great assist in seeing this project come to fruition. Hargrove concluded by saying that he hopes continued success of The Teen News will interest its young contributors in entering the field of journalism. "It'd be nice," he said, "if eventually Racine became known as a starting place for several important minority journalists." New studies on adolescence released by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor KIDS, DRUGS, AND THE LAW by David G. Evans, Esq. (Hazelden) Like this author's study on alcoholism and the law, the major point of this booklet is written from the illegality perspective. That this study centers on young people is to state that the major drug problem occurs within adolescents. No evidence of this theory is presented in the text. On its own terms, however, Evans does successfully explain the rights and responsibilities of families, liability of parents and other adults, treatment, confidentiality, etc. Perhaps the most interesting chapters deal with schools (concentrating on rights and responsibilities of the system, the students, parents, et al and a chapter discussing the children of alcoholics and other drug addicts. All of this information is very useful for those who have children or work closely with them. The book is short, but includes much information and is very well annotated. GROWING UP FEMALE; ADOLESCENT GIRLHOOD IN AMERICAN FICTION by Barbara A. White Green wood Press) While literature has been studied from a variety of different perspectives, little attention has been given to literature dealing with adolescents. And even less attention has been given to girlhood than to women in fiction. "Growing Up Female" is a complete, well-written study on adolescent girlhood, understanding the various ways in which this aspect of humanity was presented from pre-1920 works to the present day. Some of White's topics include "Nice Girls and their Folks," "Loss of Self," "The Adolescent Heroine," and "The New Girls." Her attention, then, is on various American books that deal with these topics. This study does an excellent job of assessing the way in which girlhood has been presented in American fiction. It not only helps us to better understand the stories it analyzes, but also the era in which these stories were written, and how each era regarded the adolescent female experience. Billy Hayes to appear by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The film "Midnight Express" was based on a book by Billy Hayes, who recounted his five-year ordeal in a Turkish prison after being Convicted for attempting to smuggle hashish out of the country. Hayes has since joined the lecture circuit and will be appearing at Parkside this Tuesday at 8 p.m. The story Hayes has to tell is an ugly one, a brutal account of serving five years out of a 30 year sentence. It was a dozen years ago that Hayes escaped to the beach, took off in a rowboat amidst a violent thunderstorm, and paddled to eventual freedom. Hayes has stated that his escape from prison, as described in his book, was quite different than the one presented in the film. This fascinating, dynamic personality has been one of the most successful and popular speakers on the campus circuit. Admission to this event is free and will be held in the Union Cinema. The film "Midnight Express" will be shown in the cinema Monday at 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. GEOFF GAJEWSKI IS STILL GONE North Side 1810 Sheridan Road Kenosha, Wis. SUPERETTE UWP H Sheridan Rd. GROCERIES • BEER & LIQUO R • SELF-SERVICE GASOLINE W Y " E " Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2forl, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas Dreamsicles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, Wl 657-4455 v 12 Thursday, September 24, 1987 Moxv Roxx RANGER Area rockers to front Rocky Horror dance by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Local heavy metal act Moxy Roxx is slated to play the Rocky Horror dance Friday at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Square. During an interview for the Ranger last year, the members of Moxy Roxx discussed their interest in hard rock music as well as their heavy metal image. "We're a guitar-oriented band," said lead guitarist Joey LaVie. "We'll use a keyboard and guitar combination or just two guitars, but we don't let the keyboards dominate because it tends to lighten the sound." "We're more raw rock and roll like the early Rolling Stones." Moxy Roxx is also equipped with all the aggressive stage moves and energies that make for a most listenable hard rock-to-heavy metal outfit. "We're pretty free on stage," said guitarist Brooke Lynne, "Our choreography is limited to simply being at certain places during certain times. Basically, we know where everybody's going to be, so we just use our movements as we see fit according collegiate crossword ©Edward Julius Collegiate CW79-15 ACROSS 1 Struggled for air 7 "Sound o f Music" family name 12 Instruction from Jack LaLanne 13 Passover book 17 "A Born" 18 Build castles in the air 19 Taro root 20 Efforts 21 Hurt 22 G ive (care) 23 Nebraska Indians 24 Kind of shoppe 25 —— tennis 26 Prohibitionists 27 Madison Avenue employees 28 Andy Capp's missis 29 Disappointed expression 30 Like or that (2 wds.) 31 Familiar TV p rofile (2 wds.) 36 Car 37 Ho opster Archibald 38 Deer 39 Thompson o r Hawkins 41 — Hruba Ralston 42 Cocksure 43 Lay the line 44 "Bei M1r du Schoen" 45 Sheet music notations 46 New York campus initials 47 Trading centers 48 P art of CPA ( abbr.) 49 Walk 51 Part of a printing press 53 Even a score (2 wds.) 54 P lay the market 55 Relative of Anopheles 56 Noah and Wallace DOWN 1 U.S.O. frequenters 2 Waiting room 3 31-Across film (4 wds.) 4 Absolve 5 Thomas S tearns 6 French preposition 7 31-Across film, "The " 8 Car accessories 9 James and Tommie 10 Annual links tourneys 11 " Joey" 14 31-Across film (4 wds.) 15 N itrogen compound 16 The face that launched 1,000 ships 20 Pentateuch 22 Romeo 24 L ike "To a Skylark" 26 Dumbbell 27 "...exclaim drove out of sight" 29 Ration 30 Official proceedings 32 D evastate 33 Que en o f Hearts' specialty 34 Bit of politeness 35 Tavern inventory 39 "The Rise of —— Lapham" 40 "Once upon ..." 41 Its own reward 42 Record protector 44 B leated 45 P art of a play 47 F rench miss (abbr.) 50 M1ss Hagen 51 Lie 52 Football positions (abbr.) to which song we're playing." Moxy Roxx did release a successful five-song EP last year which band members label "a glorified demo." Said Lynne; "Getting a deal with a major label is our project right now. Our manager Ken Adamany (Cheap Trick) is very good so that's our present goal. We really haven't tried to see beyond that point." Added LaVie; "We're a touring band, that's what we've always done. As far as the record is concerned, we'll just follow a logical progression of events in hopes of achieving a deal with a major label." Admission for Moxy Roxx's performance is $2 for students with an I.D., and $3 for guests. Students attending in a Rocky Horror costume are allowed in for $1. A Week at the park Thursday, Sept. 24 Workshops: ' 'Revitalizing Your Board of Directors" starts at 6:30 p.m. in Union 104 and "Conversational Spanish" starts at 7 p.m. in MOLN 217. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Movie: "My Beautiful Laundrette" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Accent on Enrichment: presents "The Dallas Brass" at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $2.50 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets will be available at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Movie: "Rocky Horror Picture Show" will be shown at 9 p.m. on the Union Square Patio. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Earn Money $ While - Selling Ads Stop In The Ranger Office Friday, Sept. 25 Movie: "Rocky Horror Picture Show" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Dance: featuring "Moxy Roxx" starting at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Sept. 26 Workshop: "Children's Theatre" starts at 9:30 a.m. in T281. Call ext. 2312 for reservations. Movie: "Rocky Horror Picture Show" will be repeated at 4 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Movie: "My Beautiful Laundrette" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Sunday, Sept. 27 Movie: "My Beautiful Laundrette" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Movie: "Rocky Horror Picture Show" will be repeated at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Sept. 28 Workshop: "Publicity Techniques" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for reservations. Round Table: "The New Industrial Relations" by Prof. Steve Meyer starts at 12 noon in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Workshop: "Intermediate 35mm Photography" starts at 7 p.m. in T281. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Tuesday, Sept. 29 Computer Workshop: "Orientation to Unix, vi, ex" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Lecture: "My Midnight Express Experience" by Billy Hayes at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Sept. 30 Workshop: "To Grow or Not to Grow" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 202. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Workshops: "Wives of Presidents" and "WordPerfect Word Proc: Intro" both start at 9 a.m. Call ext. 2312 for reservations. Workshop: "The Networking Game" starts at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Conmtinmuiinngg Erjaduuccaatuio n Office. Buy books at library sale GEOFF GAJEWSKI IS STILL GONE 'lasernil Q AMERICAN GRILL i/uUJUj - + J/, y RANGER ! ^ Thursday, September 24, 1987 13 Movie review "Principal" succeeds as brutal school drama by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Taking the sensibilities as originally presented in the 1955 feature "The Blackboard Jungle," "Principal" makes a commendable attempt at attacking the prevailing education system through interesting character studies, Jim Belushi stars as an aggressive administrator who upsets the bureaucracy and is transferred from his comfortable position at an upperclass school to an institution that rests in the very bowels of the inner city. The film then plunges into the character studies that are the focal point of the narrative. Teachers are presented as preferring to take the passive role and teach only those who attend class, while the Belushi character prefers to corral the students and place them where they're supposed to be. The students are presented as a diverse group of bad examples, the leading member (played wonderfully by newcomer Michael Wright) being Belushi's strongest opposition. It would be easy for "Principal" to cascade into a sea of phony dramatics by presenting several stereotypes within a series of perfunctory scenes. Instead the film is careful to show as realistic a picture as possible, detailing the characters as something more that mere cartoons, making strong points about educators too intimidated to teach students like these. Lou Gossett does nicely as a burly security person whose status as a veteran of this institution allows him to know what not to do and when not to do it. Rae Dawn Chong is wasted in the thankless role of a passive teacher who is involved in an attempted rape (a sequence lifted from "Up The Down Staircase"). Belushi does an exceptional » job in the title role. His character is idealistic and at the same time authoritative enough in order to fulfill his ideals. The culminating battle between he and the Michael Wright character wraps things up a bit too handily, despite the fact that the scene is very well edited. "Principal" is an emotional film, quite brutal and pro- ' fane, but with an underlying realism that can't be easily dismissed. One nagging question: Why are low-income students in American movies always presented as troubled? TUESDAY BIRTHDAY BASH Win a FREE birthday bash for you and your friends. Just fill out an entry form. "THANK GOD IT'S WEDNESDAY" • Reduced drink prices with Jason's Button • Free Taco Bar 9-11 Dance on Racine's Hottest Dance Floor THURSDAY SKIRT NITE Free drinks for anyone wearing a skirt from 9- 11 p.m. FREE LIMO RIDES Courtesy of KRM Jim Belushi Selected Shorts by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor STAKEOUT This film's stance as the most financially successful summer release in several years belies its rather formulaic construction. Richard Dreyfus and Emilo Estevez star as two detectives assigned to keep watch on a beautiful young woman's home in the event that her boyfriend, a notorious prison escapee, should show up. Dreyfus falls for the girl, becomes acquainted with her via an alias, the boyfriend DOES show up, and goodness there are just so many complications. Director John Badham keeps things light and entertaining like he did with "Wargames." The stars are shown as possessing the cute wit that goes from amusing to annoying. Dreyfus turns in a characteristically warm performance, but is not believable in the fight sequences. He is far too pudgy and unathletic looking to be accepted as a formidable opponent for any one of a number of brawny street fighters. Badham shoots on dark, overcast days. He keeps things gritty in an apparent attempt to display the ugly realism of the job. One fight takes place in a vat of raw fish. The general entertainment capabilities of "Stakeout" don't seem enough to warrant its massive box office appeal. There seems to be something essential missing that causes it to look no better than standard cinema fare. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Classic Disney animation highlights this milestone which achieved legendary status as the first animated full-length feature. The animation is, of course, breathtaking. The attention to detail is still imjpressive a half-century after the film's initial release. , But that is not enough. That plot is known by everyone, of course, but the antics of the "heroes" in this one are so painfully wholesome that it causes any discriminating viewer to cheer for the evil witch. The dwarfs cavort about like playful prehistoric Pillsbury doughboys, all suppressing apparent sexual feelings toward the leading character Snow White. And Snow White is so sickeningly saccharine she's probably carcinogenic. How about that name, Snow White? Well—let's not go into THAT. Oh it's o-k for kids, but par- Classifieds THE PAB apologizes for any poster which may have had a word spelled incorrectly on it. DEAR JIM N, don't resign. They won't let you write the Feature story. HEY JOHN! How about that internal smokescreen? BELINDA • I give up. I'm moving to another planet. Bio-buddy. I WANT my fifteen minutes! RACCOONS AND mosquitoes are alive and well in all our hearts! STEVE NELSON: Can you walk like a Mexican? John. RANDY, HAPPY 23rd! You are my true spat! Mumbles, mumbles, mumbles, cruiter. STEVE - GOOD luck on making glasses for 9 eyed space creatures. PAUL - THERE is no better way to "spoil" me. Love you! Michelle. BELINDA - HAPPY Anniversary. Love, Ed. MARS NEEDS tall chicks! ANYONE FINDING a pair of pantyhose in the bathroom, please return to Judie H. I can be found in the cafeteria daily. SMOOTH SAILORS: Draw it or die! MONDAY NIGHT Singing Machine with REX RIZZ 75* Tappers-Prizes ents are cautioned to explain to their youngsters that despite the pretty colors, too many sweets are still bad for you. FILM ON CAMPUS "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is perhaps the first film to require audience participation. Most of its detractors are persons who fail to get caught up in the celebration of movie badness that its true followers glorify in their obsessive quests to attend and participate in the on and off screen shenanigans. THE FAR SIDE Some of its more pretentious defenders have attempted to find actual meaning in the film, believing it to be a statement against sexual suppression. Actually, the very essence of "Rocky Horror" is that it is such a bad film, it has garnered a cult following that began with gay activists on U.S. coasts, and soon spread to college campuses. Attending a screening at least once is recommended. Then at least you can say that you've seen it. You won't have to return unless you become caught up in the trendy spirit of the off-screen proceedings. By GARY LARSON Nerds in hell 14 Thursday, September 24, 1987 RANGER Record review Neil Young on trisa ck bwaicthk new album Neil Young by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor You've really got to hand it to Neil Young. After years of f ailed experiments from techno-pop to hard rock to rockabilly, he has finally realized that, like former bandmates David Crosby, Stephen Stills, and Graham Nash, it's best for him to stick to his sixties roots. Hence we have the album "Life" (Geffen), Young's la- NO PROTECTION by Starship Anyone care for a bit of Top 40 dance music by an over-the-hill band? "No Protection," the latest from Starship reaffirms the statement that this band should have retired in the '60's. Instead, they changed their name and roster a few times and continue to put out annoying music. This LP combines empty lyrics with techno-pop tunes, creating a sound that is a cross between the Village People and the Chipmunks. The album picks up where its predecessor, "Knee Deep in the Hoopla," left off. Who can forget such wonderful chartbusters as "We Built This City" and "Sara?" At least the band is consistent. Even at their best, as Jefferson Airplane, their music wasn't very good. This first hit off the album, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," has a level of intelligence matching that of the movie it was written for, "Mannequin." Next on the album is the band's latest release "It's Not Over," causing the listener to wish it was. But there are still eight more songs to sit through. The remaining tracks continue with the same style. It may not be much to listen to, but can provide an outstanding cure for insomnia. Patti Nitz WETTON/MANZANERA by John Wetton and Phil Manzanera (Geffen Records) In considering the Wetton/ Manzanera album, the word "unexciting" is an understatement. The album includes the col- Sweet Sbomte "GRAND OPENING Monday, September 21st" OPEN 10AM TO 2PM MONDAY thru FRIDAY Featuring a Full Selection of Candy and Nuts Located on the Main Concourse in the WLLG f I11 "I" . i , ,1 . I test attempt at salvaging what's left of his diminishing audience. Generally he succeeds, at least to the point where older fans like this writer will be pleased to hear the Neil Young they know and love. But then this isn't always the case. It is important for old artists to exhibit some sort of resiliance rather than just simply stagnate with old material. But then some artists' work is timeless enough not to need alteration in spite Short Cuts laboration of Phil Manzanera, who is a foremer member of Roxy Music, and John Wetton, who previously sang lead for Asia (which may account for the sappy vocals on this LP). While there might have been some potential for the music, it is snuffed out by the annoyingly wimpy choruses which resemble top 40 pop. This listener would be unable to distinguish the songs on the LP if the titles were changed. The repetition of the music combined with the lameness of the lyrics bogs the whole project down. Recommended only for those of you who have not already heard enough outside chorus lines and whiny vocals. Debbie Michna METALIZED by Sword (Combat) An explosive and aggressive heavy metal record, "Metalized" also manages to exhibit the instrumental talents of the band, Sword. Perhaps the fatal flaw with this effort is its lyrical content (the Satan bit is getting really tiresome, fellas). In the context of heavy metal rock, this music can best be described as biker metal which owes its existance to such sixties relics as Steppenwolf. Sword's method of using this style places them neatly above the mainstream metal of Motley Crue or Poison, but just beneath the fierceness of punk-derived speed metal as incorporated by Motorhead or Anthrax. It's a comfortable niche which can attract listeners from either side of the metal fence. Perhaps the best cut here is of changing trends. The most Young-esque track on "Life" is entitled "When Your Lonely Heart Breaks," reminiscent of the similar "Only Love Can Break a Heart" from his classic LP "After the Gold Rush." And the political slant on many of t he songs reminds us how much we again need sixties sensibilities in order to obliterate the fifties sensibilities now permeating the country. But then Neil Young, despite his significance, is still an acquired taste. And admittedly "Life" does not include another groundbreaking Young effort in the same class as "Ohio," "The Needle and the Damage Done," "Cinnamon Girl," or "Old Man." However it is still im portant to applaud the singer songwriter for not only sur viving a wealth of failed ex perimental LPs, but for man aging to prove that he can still put out good material if he chooses to do so. Meat puppets are on SST records the first one, "F.T.W. (Follow The Wheel)," which obliterates the tritenes of such tracks as "Stoned Again" and "Evil Spell." None of the songs are truly wretched, but many of the themes Sword chooses have become standardized within heavy metal rock. The group uses these formulas with no apparent attempt to challenge or redefine them. As hard rock goes, the music is good: fast, upbeat, and pulsating. The instrumentation shows strong competence within this context, while Rick Hughes' vocals are far superior to his lyrics. Jim Neibaur MIRAGE Meat Puppets (SST Records) The musical arrangement on the Meat Puppets "Mirage" album has a pleasant unpredictability about it though at times tends to ramble. However this is what the band may be striving for as expressed in the lyrics of their song "The Wind and the Rain" which states "Can't be controlled, can't be contained." In regards to the lyrics, the whimsical verses are a nice change from the processed and packaged word phrases that are too often heard in popular music. What pervades this LP is the strong folk influence combined with a substantial amount of country twang. Songs like "Get on Down" and "Leaves" truly reveal this band's workable capabilties. The Meat Puppets have definite gaps to fill in their music but their willingness to explore is refreshing. Possibly part of the album's success depends on the listener's openmindedness. Debbie Michna RANGER - Thursday, September 24, 1987 15 ^ Athlete profile Danish soccer duo adjusting Golfers faring well by Karen Wegerbauer New to Parkside this year are two students from Denmark. Jens (pronounced Yens) Hansen, 20, and Morten Larsen, 19, are members of the soccer team through scholarships. They found out about Parkside because Jens lived with relatives in Racine several years ago. He attended Prairie School, and through his soccer coach there, he and Morten came to the attention of Parkside's coach, Rick Kilps. After a year-long process of filling out applications and undergoing a series of tests, Hansen and Larsen were accepted to Parkside two weeks before they had to leave for America. They are grateful to Coach Kilps for his efforts in bringing them here. Now they share a room in the student housing (which they find too small), work hard on the soccer field, and attend classes. Their favorite class is German 303 with Professor Christoph. They enjoy his sense of humor which they find to be similar to their own and to that of the Danish people in general. Larsen and Hansen feel that Danes joke among them- Danish soccer players Jens Hansen and Morten Larsen selves more than Americans do. They also find that their type of humor sometimes causes misunderstandings with their fellow students. When they pull a joke, it is not always taken as such. They believe that this occurs because Americans are "too serious." They feel it is important to take it easy, relax, and "just cool back and think about it," as Hansen phrases it. The Danes' laid-back attitude is also reflected in their dating customs, which they describe as being "more loose" than American customs. Usually, in America, a guy asks a girl out, and he pays her expenses for the evening. While in Denmark, the couple usually arranges a casual meeting. Since the Danes appear to be easy-going in nature, it is not surprising to find that Hansen and Larsen are not in a hurry to make future plans. They haven't decided which majors to pursue or if they wish to graduate from Parkside. Larsen sums up their attitude by saying, VWe'll take it one year at a time." by Robb Luehr The Parkside golf team, with a week of practice under its belt, began its season the weekend of Sept. 11-12 with a strong showing in its first tournament. The Rangers finished fifth out of 15 teams in the Pointer Invitational with a team score of 816. Dave Wente led the Rangers by shooting (76-81)- 157, which placed him among the top 10 individuals. Also scoring well were Scott Schuit with (80-82)-162, Steve Jerrick with (83-81)-164 and Steve Gerber with (81-85)-166. Rounding out the Ranger scoring was Scott Brandt with (85-85)-170 and Jeff Lewis with (93-82)-175. Coach Steve Stephens was quite pleased with his team's effort, but admitted there's some work to do. "The guys played reasonably well, but we can do better," Stephens said. "We have the potential to do really well." UW-Stout, one of the preseason favorites to win the NAIA District 14 title, won the meet with a 774, eight shots better than UW-Whitewater and host UW-Stevens Point, who tied at 782. UWOshkosh was fourth with 785, defending district champ UWEau Claire was sixth with 819 and Marquette was seventh with 823. Co-medalists for the meet were Craig Geerts of Oshkosh (74-74) and Jason Zahradka of Stevens Point (76-72) with 148 each. Last Thursday, the Parkside golfers participated in the 18-hole Tuscumbia Collegiate meet in Green Lake. This time, the Rangers fared much better, finishing fourth out ot 18 teams with a 386 total. Brandt and Lewis finished -*• in the top 10 individuals, each shooting 76 to pace Parkside. The rest of the team also broke 80. Wente had a 77, Gerber a 78 and Schuit a 79. Stephens was very pleased with his teams' consistent scoring. "We're making some progress," Stephens said. "We played better than the last time. We played in the rain and the course was in bad shape, but we played very well." Oshkosh shot a 372 to take team honors. The second ^ through fourth place finishers -Marquette, Stevens Point and Parkside-were within four strokes of each other with scores of 382, 383 and 386, respectively. MSOE and Platteville rounded out the top six teams. Meet medalists were Dan Thomas of Oshkosh and Mark Pukall of Stevens Point, each with 72's. Letters from page 2 consin Disneyland. This is absurd. If the library is open 8-midnight, 7 days a week, every student on campus, as well as the faculty and community, would be well served. I am less sure of the benefit of a paneled billiard room. An excellent, accessible library is critical. Char Mano To the Editor: I hope this will help to clarify the atmosphere surrounding the Mission Review Statement. When it was reported that I had conveyed to the PSGA Senate that a particular draft of the statement had been rejected by Shelia Kaplan and Betty Shutler, I am afraid that the word "reject" may not have been appropriate. The entire process that we have been involved in has been a very tedious one. Everyone on campus, from the administration, and faculty, to .students have concerns and needs which are expressed in the statement. Realizing this, I think we can appreciate the concerns of all involved instead of only seeing conflict. Respectfully J.J. Masterson Senator, PSGA Career from page 8 ——1 "It (the program) ends up with short-term goals and asks what they student is going to do to get there. "At this point, anyone can sign up to use Sigi," Goodyear said. "It's a way to do some exploring without committing an hour to one of the counselors. "We are open in the evenings," Goodyear concluded, "so we can be available for the evening students, and all the services are available.-*" The evening hours are Monday and Thursday until 7 p.m." September 25th 8:30 p.m. Union Square Besure and enter the Rocky Horror Costume contest.. .Prizes awarded to All Entrants and costumed students get in for a buck! Rocky Horor The Movie 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Students with ID $2 Guests at least 18 years old $3 "THE ROCKY HORROR DANCE" Plgnotti's HOURS Open Mon. thur Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 Please use our products in moderation. Liquor YOUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP WELCOME BACK STUDENTS 1585 - North 22nd Avenue Ph. 551-8020 PAPERBACKiK + * EXCHMfi^i OLD STYLE $449 12 PACK MR BOTTLES Parkside- "You've Got Style" CALIFORNIA COOLERS Peach • Citrus • Tropical • Orange $359 2 Liter THE REAL STUFF PAPERBACK EXCHANGE 5918 8th Ave. 1585 22nd Ave. KENOSHA 1647 Taylor 2425 Geneva St. RACINE OVER 70,000 BOOKS AT EACH LOCATION MILLER OLD STYLE BUD BUSCH LITE COLT 45 SCHLITZ OLD MILWAUKEE CASES AT $10" • Tax Less Expensive than 1/4 Barrel HAMMS $399 24-12oz RETURNABLE RETURNABLE CASES BOTTLES * DEPOSIT * TAX MILLER LITE CENTER OF THE WORLD VODKA $539 1/4 BARREL SPECIAL Hamms $129%troh's $17" Busch $16" Schlitz $14" Hfe have tappers and ice. We hold drivers licenses for deposit. 4 r- Kickers win in double OT by Jason Caspers After two easy victories during the past week over The Milwaukee School of Engineering on Thursday Sept. 17 and Harris Stowe College on Saturday, Sept. 19, the Ranger Soccer Squad was pushed to the limits last Sunday against Lindenwood College before finally winning 2-1 in double overtime, and improving their record to 7-1. Against M.S.O.E. at home last Thursday, the Rangers dominated the game from start to finish, behind two goals by Mike Riley, and one each by Greg Peters, Jeff Livonian, and Hung Ly. Parkside had 27 shots on goal against zero for their opponents in powering their way to a convincing 5-0 victory. On Saturday the Rangers won 6-2 behind two goals by Peters, plus scores from Morton Larsen, Mike Lee, Claudio Aranguiz, and Jens Hansen. The game was close early, but the Rangers ultimately pulled away in what proved to be a very physical game which resulted in Mike Baldwin receiving six stitches in his head. On Sunday, a tired Ranger team traveled to Lindenwood College to play on artificial turf for the first time ever. The result was a lengthy double overtime win for the drained Ranger Squad. "Early in the game we couldn't get a call," said Coach Rick Kilps, whose team was handed 35 fouls to Lindenwood's 19. He then added, "Greg Peters was redcarded with over 30 minutes to go, so we had to play the rest of the game short one man." After Riley scored a goal early in the game, the score was tied at 1-1 at the end of regulation. The score remained that way until there was one minute left in the game, when Morton Larsen received a penalty kick and sunk it through. The excitement continued as Lindenwood then got a chance to set up for a free kick with time running out, But, fortunately, the Rangers were saved as the gun sounded before they could get it off. Coach Kilps said that he was happy with the fact that v his team has pulled out some real close games this year, but is ultimately convinced that they can still play better. The Rangers have an upcoming game at Lawrence University on Sept. 23, and a big road game. Sept. 27 at rival UW-Green Bay. Men, Women runners do respectably by Michael J. Rohl UW-Parkside hosted two cross country meets Saturday — the Midwest Collegiate Championships and a lesserknown event, dubbed "The Meeting of the Minds." The Midwest Collegiate Championships, a prestigious meet, featured 26 teams and 250 runners competing in the women's five-kilometer and 28 teams and 299 men in the eight-kilometer race. The University of Wisconsin, led by former Stevens Point High School standout Suzy Favor, who finished second, easily won the women's meet, outdistancing secondplace Hillsdale by 80 points. Parkside's NAIA national champions placed ninth with 219 points. The women's individual winner was Vivian Sinou of Southern Illinois-Carbon dale. Her time of 17 minutes, 35 seconds was nearly a minute off last year's course record of 16:43, set by Favor. Michelle Marter-Rohl was Parkside's top runner, placing 10th. Mike DeWitt, the Parkside women's coach, was pleased with his team's effort. "We ran better than we expected," DeWitt said. "We finished in the top 10 because our top people ran better. "The top three are setting a consistent pattern. Last year we ran terrible here, but we ran much better this year. We might even be a little ahead of where we were last year." Loyola of Chicago won a much closer men's division, 75-101 over UW-Oshkosh. The Parkside men finished a disappointing 19th with 618 points. The top individual was Chris Borsa of Wisconsin. He covered the course in 25:00. Parkside's top finisher was sophomore Mike Nelson, a St. Catherine's graduate. In the past, "The Meeting of the Minds" has included Rice, Stanford, Harvard and Northwestern. This year, Rice and Harvard had to cancel due to a lack of funds, and the meet featured only Northwestern, Stanford and Drake. Stanford's men and women easily won, with the men shutting out both Drake and Northwestern and the women winning 21-34 over Northwestern and 15-41 over Drake. The purpose of the meet, according to Northwestern women's coach and meet director Mike Shea, was "to provide private schools with meets and promote goodwill." Brooks Johnson, the U.S. women's Olympic coach and Stanford's head coach, had praise for Parkside's facilities. "It's a very attractive course," said Johnson. "It's obvious the people take pride in it. I can't think of a better course in the U.S." Michelle Marter-Rohl shows her kick in her 10th place showing Lady Rangers hanging tough at 4-2 "The ladies played really well. It was a really convincing win for us. We won four three-set matches over some tough players." -Coach Wendy Miller by Jeffrey L. Stanich, Jr. On Tuesday, Sept. 15, the women's tennis team defeated Carthage for its first victory in four years over its cross-town rival. The Rangers defeated Carthage 8- 1, pushing the team's record to 4-1. "The ladies played really well," commented Coach Wendy Miller. "It was a really convincing win for us. We won four three-set matches over some tough players," Miller said. The women won five of six matches in singles, and then swept all of the doubles matches. Number two singles player, Stacey Stanich, came on strong to win her match 1- 6, 6-4, 6-3, after losing the first set. "Stacey really played well. She struggled early, but came back strong, playing a lot smarter to win the match," said Miller. Number three singles player Amy Tropin soundly defeated her opponent 6-0, 6-1, while number four and number five players Elizabeth Spalla and Dorothy Dorow each won in three sets. Miller said, "Elizabeth outlasted her opponent. She came back hard to win her match 6-2, 0-6, 7-5. Dorothy has really played well for us. She rebounded to win 5-7, 6-1, 6-3." Number six Kathy Livesey won convincingly 6-4, 6-2. She then teamed with Kim Vanderbush to win in three doubles sets 6-2, 2-6, 6-4. Number one doubles of Ann Althoff- Tropin won 6-3, 6-2, and number two Spalla-Sjtanich also won 6-0, 6-4. On Sunday, Sept. 20, UWStevens Point came into town and defeated Parkside 5-4 in an extremely hard-fought match. Coach Miller stated, "We did not play our strongest, but we still pushed them to the last match. Ann really played well winning 6-2, 6-2. It was a very good win for her. Amy and Dorothy also played well again pushing both of their personal records to 5-1." Amy won 6-2, 6-2 while Dorothy won 2-6, 6-4, 6- 2. The team's other win came when number two doubles team of Spalla-Stanich finished with a 1-6, 6-0, 6-4 victory. "They struggled in the beginning, but they played really well in the second and third sets," added Miller. The women's record is now 4-2, and they will resume action today in Beloit against Beloit and Cornell. On Saturday, the women travel to Whitewater for tjie always competitive Whitewater Invitational. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 4, September 24, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Library hours extended for the D-1 level only Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document October 1, 1987 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 16, No. 5 Library hours extended for the D-f level only photo by Dave McEvoy Shortened library hours cause some students to be left out in the cold by Doug McEvoy and Amy H. Hitter In response to student dissatisfaction with the Library/ Learning Center's recently reduced hours, the D-l level, but not the three upper levels, will extend its hours to 11:45 p.m. Monday through Thursday within the next few weeks, said acting director Linda Piele, Thursday. The amount of money originally saved by reducing the hours for the summer 1987 and 1987-88 school year was $4,355, according to figures provided by Chuck Madsen, budget assistant to the vice chancellor. The library's 1987- 88 budget is $1,106,480, including salaries, down from a 1986-87 budget of $1,118,094. Student objections began to arise when library hours were cut from 7:45 a.m. to midnight (Monday through Thursday) during the 1986-87 school year to 7:45 a.m. to 10:30 p.m during the 1987-88 school year. "Many people who use the library late at night are using it for a study hall or to use the microcomputers," said Piele. "Most students use the second and third levels to study," objected Corby Anderson, a microcomputer assistant. "With so many people working on microcomputers, it's pretty noisy down here. We joke that it (the D-l level) is almost not a part of the library anymore. "It's better than nothing," he said of Piele's decision, "but if the whole thing was open, people could have access to books." Piele said that the budget cuts have affected many areas of the LLC. Three and one-half full-time equivalent library positions have been cut, so some library employees now have increased duties to compensate, and some desk personnel hours have been cut. No Reference Desk employees are available on Sunday this year. Additionally, the D-l level doors will soon be closed permanently to save security costs. Some instruction has been cut back as well. "We've had to basically reduce our services," she said. "We have to look at and prioritize our instruction." Instruction that has been cut includes English 100 and microcomputer workshops. "One thing I feel is very, very important, and am really trying to hang on to is instruction (orientation) for high school groups," said Piele. "I hope that will not be cut." Last year, library hours were: 7:45 a.m.-midnight, Monday through Thursday; 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Friday; 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Saturday; and noon-10:30 p.m. Sunday. This year, library hours are: 7:45 a.m.-10:30 p.m., (and D-l level until 11:45 p.m.) Monday through Thursday; 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Friday; 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Saturday; and 1 p.m.-lO p.m., Sunday. Of the $4,355 saved by reducing hours, $2,081 was saved by the Monday-Thursday cuts; $1,428 was saved by the Saturday cuts; $520 was saved by the Sunday cuts; and $326 was saved during summer session by closing at 9 p.m. instead of 10 p.m. Piele said the extended D-l hours will cost under $1,000. She expressed concern because the cost must be balanced by reducing hours for personnel who shelve books. Piele said she is afraid this may become inconvenient for library patrons searching for materials that are not shelved as often. "One of the problems," Piele recognized about the cuts, "is that while most students can find time to use the library with little or no inconvenience, it is important to realize that there are certain groups of students more severely affected. Many students have job or family obligations that interfere with their ability to get to the library. Students with night classes are often in this situation." Students have voiced these types of objections to the library's cut hours. "It's inconvenient," said Alan Pelishek, a freshman majoring in engineering technology. "I like to study late. Other college libraries close at midnight." Jim Neibaur, a senior majoring in English and a secondary education certification candidate, also finds the library hours inconvenient as he gets out of class at 9:15 p.m. "That gives me roughly one hour to study," he said. "That isn't nearly enough time to finish anything. So I'm simply going home, and getting nothing done. If the library was open until midnight, I could have gotten something accomplished." "I think it sucks," said Library see page 9 Regent nominee feels he's being unfairly treated by Amy H. Ritter News Editor John Jarvis, Gov. Tommy Thompson's student Regent nominee, thinks that the UWSystem student governments that oppose him, including Parkside Student Government Association, are acting unfairly. "One of the main problems I'm facing is that I really don't think the student governments are being fair to me," Jarvis said in an interview Monday. When Jarvis appeared* before the PSGA Senate September 18, he said that although questions were asked, the negative feelings PSGA President Alex Pettit and others were harboring were not discussed. Pettit joined several other schools in opposing Jarvis' confirmation September 21 before the State Senate Education Committee in Milwaukee. "I got the feeling that they had made up their minds be- John Jarvis fore I got there," Jarvis said of PSGA, "and that's unfair. They're supposed to be representing the students as I am, and they're misleading people. "Instead of really wanting to know what I think, I've gotten the feeling that I've been invited to campuses to see if they can try to find something "to report". They want me to say something wrong, which I really think is unfair. "I just wish the student governments would not try to create controversy for the sake of controversy," Jarvis emphasized. Jarvis also said he had been misquoted in the Madison newspaper, the Capital Times, and this information was reprinted in student newspapers all over the state, including the Ranger. To clarify his stand on minority issues, Jarvis said, "I think that one of the major problems facing the Regents is minority retention, at both the student level, and at the administrative and faculty levels. I think most Regents realize that, and as a student Regent, that would be on the top of my priorities." To clarify his position regarding homosexuals being admitted in the ROTC, he said, "Any citizen has a right to get in to any public institution whatever the case may be. I was asked if I would recommend closing the ROTC, (because they will not allow gays) and I thought that was going from one extreme to the other. Closing the ROTC would deny access to even more people. There was a resolution passed by the Board of Regents condemning the Army's actions and I would have supported that resolution." Regarding tuition, Jarvis said, "I would never support tuition increases for the sake of supporting it. At the same time, I think you have to look at all the circumstances facing tuition increases. If it came down to the quality of education, if the funds aren't coming from somewhere, maybe tuition increases are an alternative. I'm not saying that's the only way to increase revenue, but I was asked the question, would you support tuition increases? And I said yes, if it's for the Jarvis see page 70 Inside... AIDS prevention page3 MRI comes to Parkside page 4 Homecoming update page 5 Ratios good here page 7 PA8 ski trip ..page *13 Wrestler goes to Russia page 16 perspectives 2 Thursday, October 1,1987 Ranger our view Library hours a step, but not large enough Although it is a step in the right direction that the library will offer students the D-l level from 10:80 p.m. to 11:45 p.m. for studying purposes, it is not enough. Many students who are upset by the recent reduction in library hours need the library's vast reference section to complete research for papers and other class assignments. The D-l level does offer the students the opportunity to use the microcomputers and a well-lighted studying area; however, many students need the materials housed on the L-l reference area in order to make use of these other areas. While Linda Piele, acting director of the Library/Learning Center, recognizes that the D-l level will be needed for studying for some students, she also states that the D- 1 level doors will be permanently locked due to a lack of staffing in the area. How will the D-l late night studying students be able to get to the D-l level? One thing that makes the budgetary constraints an implausible reason for the hour cut is that the total amount of money saved by this measure for the school year 1987- 88 is $4,355 out of a $1,106,480 budget. That is like saving $4 out of $1100. I t hardly seems worth the hard feelings and bad publicity that such a cut will cause the university. The entire issue needs to be reexamined. There must be a more mutually beneficial way to handle the need for students to utilize the fine reference area of the library while containing the cost. As the semester progresses, more students are becoming aware of the hours that have been cut by the library, and this, unfortunately, may be the issue that will bring the local media attention to the campus that the public information office has been striving for. Ranger repents for Grace Dr. Stuart Rubner and Ms. Barbara Larson were described by Asst. Chancellor Gary Grace as licensed psychologists in last week's Ranger. While Rubner has recieved his Ph.D. in guidance and counseling from the UWMadison and Larson is a nationally certified counselor, it would be inaccurate to describe either one of them as licensed psychologists. The Ranger regrets any confusion this error may have caused. ITS BEEN QUITE A CAMPAIGN! FIRST, WE IN THE MEDIA SNARED GARY HART IN AN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR... WE CAUGHT JOE BIDEN PLAGIARIZING AND LYING ABOUT HIS LAW SCHOOL GRADES... WE WAITED PATIENTLY FOR. JESSE JACKSON TO DEFEND THE INEVITABLE ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK BY A SUPPORTER... Pastoral care Minister from page 8 "My future plans are to have a well established club, develop fundraisers so we can get a budget established, have success in many activities and to accomplish more. I would like to get to know more administrators, staff members, faculty and students. Possibly in two or three years get closer to a counseling position," he said. If you would like to talk to Father Schwartz or join the Catholic Student Club you can contact Father Schwartz through the Student Life Office, Union 209. Student regent appointment parking ills yield mail To the Editor, On Friday, September 14, John Jarvls visited Parkside. Mr. Jarvis is the Governor's appointee for the student regent seat on the Board of Regents. At this meeting Jarvis was available to answer student questions regarding his position on different issues that affect the UW-system. I found Mr. Jarvis to be amiable and personable. I believe I would be able to work with him if he would be appointed to this position; however, I oppose his appointment on three major points. Through our meeting, it was apparent that Mr. Jarvis is hindered due to his lack of involvement in student government. His unfamiliarity with budgetary procedures could be a serious problem because this is a primary area of conflict between students and administration. I believe that Mr. Jarvis would be ineffective in a leadership position because of his inability and unwillingness to take a firm stand on the issue of Segregated University Fee Funds, which is one major concern of the student population. I have another problem with his appointment in the fact that several times he said he would use Regent Shaw's office as his primary source of information. If he is a student representative on the Board of Regents, I would think that he would first consider the opinions of student government officers and then later consider any information that would be offered by Shaw's office. The above major points of concern should make all students question whether Mr. Jarvis is a wise choice for such an important position. He did not satisfy my perceived image of a suitable student regent candidate. Alex Pettit PSGA President To the Editor Campus and community newspapers have, in recent weeks, described the efforts of the university to increase enrollment. Additional students will no doubt bring additional vehicles. Unfortunately, there are no additional parking spaces available for these vehicles. When one purchases a white parking permit, the user should have the priviledge of parking conveniently near the campus buildings. The only way anyone can park within comfortable walking distance of the buildings is to arrive at school by 9:00 a.m. This is pure nonsense! The mini lot fills first, Letter see page 10 EDITORIAL STAFF Jenny Carr Editor Kelly McKissick News Editor Amy H. Ritter News Editor Jim NeibaurFeatures/Entertainment Editor Terri DeRosier Asst. Features Editor Bernie Doll Asst. Entertainment Editor Randy LeCount Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Ken McCray Asst. Photo Editor Jon Hearron Ad Manager Michael J. Rohl ...Distribution Manager Robb Luehr Copy Editor BUSINESS STAFF Don Harmeyer Business Manager Kathy Clapp-Harmeyer... Asst. Business Manager GENERAL STAFF Jason Caspers. Dan Chiapetta. John Kehoe. George Koenig. Jeff lemmermann. Christina lojeski, Amy Ludwig, Rick Luehr, Dawn Mainland. Doug McEvoy. Debbie Michna. Patti Nitz. Nicole Pacione. Steven Picazo. Maria Rintz, Mark Shilhavy. Wendy Sorenson. Jeft Stanich. Jenny Walter. Tyson Wilda. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its editorial polidays c ' ,s Polished every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and ho liiJnilcml. c/ho !i!!L°LWil1 H? a?c,epLed only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for ve rification purposes. Names will be withneio upon request. f amatoryr6SerVeS ^ l° Cdit letterS and retuse those which are ,a,se and/or de" 'Thursday ^ a" ^ C,aSS',ied 3dS' 'S Monday at 10 am ,or Publication AILC0^nSRS?^?ncTe ?bould be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Parkside Box 2000 Kenosha Wl 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- Mrmb*' of'he attocd'eo coueoare Ntfiil TP Ranger Thursday, October 1, 1987 3 Safe sex or no sex best defense against AIDS by Amy H. Hitter News Editor Suppose you're in the student union having drinks with an attractive member of the opposite sex, whom you've just met. The conversation becomes suggestive, a little romantic. Eventually, you wind up at your place, in bed. You may have just exposed yourself to an AIDS carrier. This scenario was presented by Brother Benjamin Johnson, of the Milwaukee AIDS Project, Wednesday (Sept. 23) during an afternoon presentation titled "AIDS 101" Johnson, a Capuchin monk and licensed practical nurse, emphasized that contrary to popular belief, AIDS is not limited to homosexuals, bisexuals and intravenous drug users. "The virus doesn't care who you are," he said. "The virus doesn't discriminate." "I think it's very important that you be concerned about AIDS, because I think that every single one of you is sexually active," he told the audience of over 50 students and faculty members. "Now I know I'm being real bold about this, but I think if you're not sexually active, then you're thinking about engaging in sexual activity very, very soon." The AIDS virus is present in Wisconsin, he said. "It's here," said Johnson. "In Kenosha County, there are diagnosed AIDS cases." Johnson said that of Wisconsin's 209 documented cases of AIDS, fewer than 6 were in Kenosha County, and 8 were in Racine County. Johnson explained how casual sex can expose a heterosexual person to an AIDS carrier. When choosing to have sex, he said, the partner may not tell the individual that he or she is a member of a high risk group, or has had sex with a member of a high risk group. Or perhaps they don't realize it. It is estimated that 7,500 persons in the state of Wisconsin may be carrying the virus, and many are not aware of it. "I say to young women, if you're going to be sexually active with some young man, you make sure he's got a condom on." Johnson advised. "And some men will say, Well, I don't like to use condoms, because it takes away the feeling, Ladies, you know what I tell you to tell those suckers? If you don't wear this condom, you ain't feeling nothing!" If a women becomes pregnant and is exposed to AIDS, Johnson said, there is a 50 to 60 percent chance the baby will be born infected with the AIDS virus and die within 2 years. AIDS is transmitted by sperm, blood, and vaginal secretions. "Once you are infected and move into a diagnosis of AIDS, you will die," Johnson said. Research has shown that hard-core drug users will die within 3 months of their diagnosis. All others will die within 6-18 months of their diagnosis. "There is no cure." The AIDS virus itself does not kill. Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrom breaks down the human body's defense system and exposes its victim to various diseases that do kill. AIDS was discovered in California in the 1970s when an abnormal number of people died of a formerly rare type of pneumonia. Johnson described the spectrum of infection of the AIDS virus. Twenty to thirty percent of persons who are infected with the HIV virus (the virus that carries AIDS) will develop AIDS and die. Twenty-five percent of HIVinfected persons will develop AIDS-related complex (ARC), which is not life-threatening, but can just be physically debilitating. Forty-five percent of HIV carriers will remain a symptomatic carriers, and can transmit the disease to others. "You are at risk," Johnson told the audience. He said the ages of AIDS-diagnosed cases in Wisconsin range from 18 to 75. The 18-year-old victim, he said, possibly was exposed to the virus when he was 16. He was not gay-identified. "AIDS is in our community," he emphasized. Because of the dormancy period, those AIDS carriers that have been diagnosed could have been transmitting the disease without knowledge before their diagnosis. AIDS cannot be transmitted through a handshake, a hug, or by using the same telephone, drinking glass, doorknob, or toilet seat as an AIDS-carrier. Benjamin Johnson Mosquitoes cannot transmit it. "It's a very fragile virus," said Johnson. "It doesn't live very long outside the human body." Johnson offered guidelines for safe sex for those that Aids see page Union modernization plan emerging by Kelly McKissick News Editor It all began over two years ago when "a group of students were sitting in the Union, looked around and decided that it needed some work," recalled Andy Buchanan, part of the first group of students concerned with the appearance of the Union. Out of that first informal meeting emerged the Students Concerned for Union Mode rnization (SCUM). The group's main concern was to "fix" Union Square. They wanted the room to have a modern look with warmer, brighter colors and better lighting; to better utilize the multi-level setup of the room, changing booth placements, improving the sound system and the atmosphere of the room; and to repair or treat the ceiling. They also decided, that if possible, the Union Square should undergo construction to have accessibility for- the handicapped; improved room acoustics, a built-in technical (lighting and sound) booth for stage events, and redo the doorway to the patio, including installation of windows. All of this in addition to the construction involved in the "top priority" adjustments. Approximately one year ago, the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) picked up the concerns of the students to formally present them to the UW System FaOuidctf po*,0 exit GrvbftviTe) (pabl<) • Entry Services - •foor'f-bteovielentig3e s Proposed update of the Union Square cilities Management (out of Central Administration) and the State Building Commission. PUAB contracted a professional engineering group, The Lake Group, Inc. of Racine, to provide estimates on the goals of SCUM and additional remodeling and maintenance projects. Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, said that SCUM's interest in the Union Square led to other realizations of needs in the Union building. The dining room needs to be updated, and a removable divider system has been suggested, in order to give students a greater sense of privacy during regular hours, yet make the room adequate for banquet occasions when needed. The lighting in the dining room could also be improved, he explained. He continued to cite examples of remodeling needs. The meeting rooms and hallways need recarpeting and repaint- (Graphic by Kathy Harmeyer) ing; the cinema needs a better lighting system as it is being used more often for speakers and events; and the recreation center could use new carpeting and ceiling replacement. This summer The Lake Group, Inc. prepared an estimate of total costs to do all the requested work to the Union building. Their total estimated project cost was $545,584. The estimated cost of the Union Square renovation and remodeling was $178,724. Neibuhr said of the total project cost, "We do not have the funding to do that -- it just doesn't exist. We're trying to identify things that we need to get done right away." Niebuhr pointed out one significant problem with the project » there is approximately $100,000 in reserve monies to be used for the Union building. All additional money will have to be obtained in some other way. Buchanan, a former student at Parkside, agreed with Neibuhr in that some things need to be done right away. The first projects being tackled have to do with the cosmetics of the buildling. A requisition has already been signed to replace some bathroom stalls, and a crew came out to campus last Friday to test a process of cleaning ceiling tiles, thus avoiding costly replacements. Additional projects to be tackled first include chemically cleaning the plumbing lines to avoid water damage to the building, replacement of outdated or vandalized furniture, replacement of carpeting and repainting. Niebuhr said that he hopes to have the primary projects either completed or precisely planned out by the end of this school year. His concern is "how can we spend in such a way so that we get the best look of doing something new? I want us to get the best deal for our money." Any money left over after these initial projects have been completed will be used for all other considered projects. Niebuhr seemed apprehensive about using the money for the Union Square remodeling, because "my personal feeling is that these monies were put aside to do some of these things, and legitimately some of the things Union see page 9 Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Burlington Waukesha Milwaukee 4 Thursday, October 1, 1987 Ranger ssaaaaaa Groundbreaking ceremony welcomes MRI facility Poised to plunge the shovel are, from left; Raymond Dilulio, St. Luke's Hospital; Richard 0. Schmidt, Jr., Kenosha Hos- gital and Medical Center; Chancellor Sheila Kaplan; Richard tensrud, St. Catherine's Hospital; Edward DeMeulenaere, St. Mary's Medical Center. cine and Kenoha for cooperating to establish the MRI scanner at Parkside. ''Racine and Kenosha counties will be able to maintain state-of-the-art health care because of the cooperation of four hospitals in the two counties. These hospitals are to be commended for their commitments to the future of sound health care in Southeastern Wisconsin." Edward DeMeulenaere, president of KR Imaging, agreed. "This cooperative venture makes it possible for Kenosha and Racine residents to have access to medical technology in the most cost-effective manner, possible. It is highly unlikely any of the individual hospitals acting alone could afford, or justify economically, the purchase of such equipment." Senator Joseph Andrea (DKenosha) hailed the new MRI center as a commendable effort on the part of the four Kenosha-Racine hospitals. Senator Andrea stated, "The project demonstrates the commitment of these hospitals to bring the latest advancements in medical technology to the citizens of the two counties, while at the same time holding down health care costs." Only about 600 MRI units have been installed nationally. In the state of Wisconsin, presently five MRI units are in operation. Currently, patients requireing this diagnostic test must travel to the Milwaukee County Medical Complex, frequently having to wait weeks to receive the" diagnostic test. PSGA elections slated Parkside Student Government Association will be holding elections October 21 and 22. The election committee has released the list of rules governing the elections, and they are as follows: Requirements: For the position of Senator, Parkside Union Advisory Board member (PUAB), Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee member (SUFAC) the following must be met: 1. You are a student at Parkside 2. You have a minimum cumulative grade point average of 2.0 3. You are carrying at least six (6) credits 4. You are not on final academic probation Petitions: Petitions for election must be completed in a specific manner. In order for your name to appear on the ballot, a nomination petition must be completed with the election committee. Petitions must be completed in the following manner: 1. Petitions must be signed by Parkside students only. 2. Social security numbers (student ID numbers) must accompany signatures. 3. You must collect twentyfive (25) signatures for Senator, SUFAC seat, PUAB seat. 4. Petitions are due and must be filed with an election committee member by October 16 at 1 p.m. 5. Petitioners will be required to file a release form before taking out their initial petition form and will receive a receipt for each completed petition received by the election committee. Write-in Candidacy: All write-in candidates must fulfill the same requirements as those declared candidates for the same positions. 1. You must declare your candidacy in writing and file it with an election committee member by one half hour before the polls open. 2. You must file a release form with an election com- PSGA see page 6 A groundbreaking ceremony was held Monday, Sept. 28 at Parkside for a free-standing Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) facility which will be located on the campus. The venture is a culmination of nearly four years of careful planning by area hospitals including St. Luke's Hospital and Saint Mary's Medical Center in Racine and Kenosha Hospital and Medical Center and St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha, which joined together to form a corporation known as KR Imaging, Inc. The corporation's purpose N is to collaboratively bring the MRI technology to Racine and Kenosha counties. In February, 1987, the state of Wisconsin under the Certificate of Need Law authorized KR Imaging to be the provider of MRI services in the two county area. MRI will be used to diagnose both inpatients and outpatients at the Parkside facility. This new scanner technology utilizes magnetic fields and radio frequency waves to produce detailed pictures of the structures within the body. Its most talked about feature is the high quality tissue differentiation, even when the desired view is obscured by bone. No radiation is used during an examination, allowing physicians more freedom to regularly monitor a patient's condition without concerns about excessive exposure to radiation. "The Magnetifc Resonance Imaging unit will put medical care in Kenosha and Racine on the leading edge of diagnostic imaging," said Dr. Lee Huberty, Kenosha radiologist. "The MRI facility will have immediate as well as longterm impact on the quality of care in our communities as new medical and diagnostic applications of this technology are being identified daily." MRI has successfully been used to identify disease or tumor within the brain or spinal cord as well as heart and joint disease, often uncovering a problem in its early stages. Although MRI provides superior quality soft tissue pictures, it cannot create images within the hard part of bones. Conventional xrays, therefore, will still be needed to find fractures and bone malformations. The 1.5 Tesla MRI scanner is expected to be operational in early 1988 and will serve approximately 2400 patients per year. The total cost for the building and equipment is estimated at $3 million. The effort was enhanced by the cooperation and support of Parkside. This included the campus' willingness to make available to KR Imaging an attractive site that is convenient and accessible to area residents. "The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is delighted to be a partner with the Kenosha and Racine hospitals in the enhancement of medical services available to residents of Southeastern Wisconsin. The siting of this state-ofthe- art facility at UW-Parkside is another example of what is possible when universities and other institutions pool their resources and creativity and address community needs," Chancellor Sheila Kaplan said. 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For more information call 1-800-242-3488 Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 5 Homecoming features "La Fete des Fetes by Jenny Carr Editor "La Fete des Fetes"--the festival of festivals-is the theme of this year's Homecoming celebration. The celebration will take place October 8-10, and it will be kicked off by the crowning of the Homecoming queen and king in the Union cinema at 7 p.m. on Thursday. For the first time, queen and king candidates may be nominated from the student body at large, as well as from individual clubs and organizations. Elections of the queen and king will take place from Monday, October 5 through Thursday, October 8 on the Molinaro concourse. Students will have to show identification and there will be a one student-one vote policy enforced. For the coronation ceremony, Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, will be the emcee. Following the coronation. Grace will be replaced by professional comedian David Naster, who will emcee the variety show. Naster has appeared at the Comedy Store and the Improv in Los Angeles and promises Homecoming 1987 University of Wisconsin - Parkside to upstage the usually hilarious Grace. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to participate in the variety show. The winning act will receive a cash prize of $25. In addition, all qualifying entrants in the show will receive a pair of tickets to Saturday night's Mardi Gras Casino dance. On Friday, October 9, there will be a party in the Union Square. In keeping with the New Orleans flavor of the celebration, Cajun food will be available. Music will be provided from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. by China Blue. Admission is free. At 1 p.m. on Friday, the Mardi Gras games will begin. This year's games offer excitement for spectators as well as participants. There will be sack races, a tug-ofwar (complete with mud pit), a pyramid-buildling contest and an intriguing game involving a wet sweatshirt, four-person teams and the Phy Ed swimming pool. Later that evening, the Kenosha Trolley will provide free rides through Petrifying Springs Park. The rides will start at the Union building loading dock. After a ride in the park, students will enjoy attending the "best ever" bonfire. The Parkside Alumni Association is presenting this second annual event. The Parkside soccer team will be introduced during this event. The physical plant people have promised a good sized heap of burning material, but students who have a paper or book from semesters past are welcome to bring it to roast. No aerosol cans or chemicals please. The bonfire will be held outside the Union Pad. Again, admission is free. Friday evening's dance will offer contemporary music from Fun With Atoms, an upbeat, danceable group. The dance will be held in the Union Square and admission is $2 for Parkside students, faculty, alumni and staff and $3 for guests. Saturday brings the annual Faculty/Staff vs. Junior Varsity soccer game. This promises to be a real grudge match. Game rules were being passed out to the faculty/ staff team by the JV team last week. The faculty/staff would like to hear from anyone who can translate Latin as soon as possible, and hopefully before game time. This laughter is scheduled for high noon on the Soccer Field and admission is free. After the JV's pulverize the faculty/staff team, the varsity soccer team will take on Illinois Institute of Technology. Admission for this game is $2.50, or free with an athletic season pass or with a derder. If you've never heard of a derder, then you were not on hand last Homecoming when Parkside attempted to create the World's Largest Derder Band. A derder is that cardboard roll over which your toilet paper, paper toweling or other various paper paraphernalia is wrapped. Save your derders; give a derder to a friend, but don't miss out on this chance to set a record. During halftime, the record will once again be attempted. The final festivity of this festival of festivals week is the Mardi Gras Casino Dance. Parkside will again make the Main Place area of campus a gambling casino where blackjack, craps and roulette will abound. Although the stakes are fake, the gambling is done in earnest. While the students, alumni, faculty, staff and their guests are gambling away millions of dollars, music will be provided by the Basin Street Saloon Band alternating with a yet unnamed dance band. Admission to the dance is $3. Free appetizers will be served. The Homecoming celebration for 1987 is planned with a lot of excitement in mind. Freshman Seminar yields valuable information by Tyson Wilda On Friday, September 25, a special group of students had a banquet. These students are the participants in Parkside's second Freshman Seminar program. The program, directed by Professor Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz of the Communication department, gives incoming freshmen a chance to become acquainted with Parkside and to meet other new students through events like the banquet. In the words of Judy Pugh, "everyone goes through their freshman year, we hope that this makes it a little easier." The banquet is one of six events planned for the seminar students that is designed to bring them into a larger social field. Freshman Annette Kidwell felt that these events "let people know each other a little better." Although attendance was a little lower than expected, this should improve because participation at the banquet was an option. Students must attend three of the next five events in order to pass the class. Students also learn about their fields of study in the classes. Matt Chamberlain enrolled because "it's the only way I felt I could release myself to the world of communication. I feel that this course will enable me to grasp the ooportunities of a communications career." It seems the seminar has taught them something. Speakers from major organizations addressed the students on the importance of being involved. SOC president Marie Bayer advised them that "it's best to get involved, otherwise it won't seem like a college life." Also speaking was Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, who said "you are the kind of people who are going to succeed in life. You were not chosen to be in this program, you chose to be here, you want the best and you deserve it." Those students in attendance felt that the seminars are a worthwile experience. "It gives us a better idea of what college is like," explained Blaine Schultz. Cory Anton felt that he had been given a chance to "establish good student—faculty relationships that are so important." Most important of all, according to Christina Radatz, was that the banquet "has provided an atmosphere for students and a time and place for us to meet everyone involved." Grapes may be a hazard by Steven Picazo How many grapes have you eaten this past year? Have you ever considered that you are getting more than grapes with each mouthful? Of the 1 BILLION POUNDS of pesticides used in the United States each year, 79 percent are used in agriculture. One out of ten produce items that have been recently sampled were found to either have high levels of pesticides or traces of an illegal pesticide. In Kern County, California, the center of the table grape industry, 20 bunches (approximately 10 pounds) of fresh grapes are tested out of 443.5 million pounds produced in one season. That ends up being only 1 pound for every 44 million pounds produced. The United Farm Workers Union is coming out against these kind of scandelous situations. They approached the California agribusiness to join them in their efforts to help educate, test, and prevent this situation from continuing and they were flatly refused. Under the direction of Dr. Marion Moses, one of the nation's foremost experts on the effects of pesticides, the Union is undergoing the task of setting up testing facilities to more extensively check the levels of pesticides being used on American produce. When these facilities are completed they hope that they can provide up-to-date data on chemical contamination of fruits and vegetables, results of testing on environmental samples such as water, soil, and air, and current data on deadly preservative sulfites, which have been banned by the government but are still being used on table grapes. From all of this information it is hoped that an effective network of informing the public can be set up so that people are aware of the dangerous contaminates in a lot of their fresh produce. Grapes see page 7 FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha KENOSHA'S ONLY INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY BANK DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office — Auto Bank — TYME NORTH BRANCH — TYME SOUTH BRANCH — TYME BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE MEMBER F.D.I.C. SOMERS PHONE: 658-2331 6 Thursday, October 1,1987 Ranger University Roundtable series Prof discusses labor/management relations by Doug McEvoy In the past decade, labor/ management relations have changed drastically. These new industrial relations were the topic of discussion at this week's University Roundtable meeting on Monday. Steve Meyer, associate professor of history/labor studies, and coordinator of the labor studies program discussed the meaning, cause, background and effects of our na- University of Wisconsin Platteville Study in cvittf in Emphases in Liberal Arts International Business Courses available in Spanish and in English Fluency in Spa nish not required All courses approved by UW-Platt eville and validated on an official UW-Platteville transcript $2725 per semester for Wisconsin & Minnesota residents $2975 per semester for non-residents Costs include Tuition and Fees Room and Board with S panish families Fieldtrips All Fi nancial aids apply For further information contact Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisco nsin-Platteville 1 University Plaza Platteville, Wl 53818-3099 (608) 342-1726 tion's new industrial relations. "I think we need only to look at the recent Patrick Cudahy strike, the International Paper Co. strike, and a number of smaller strikes around the state," explained Meyer, "which I think reveal a strategy, a very different strategy from what we've seen in recent years, to see the new attitude towards labor." This attitude is that management has become more willing to tolerate strikes than in the past. Because of this, labor" has begun to realize that one of their key powers or safety nets has a large hole in it and does not carry the weight it once did. Jack Barbash, an economist from Madison first used the term "new industrial relations" as the only accurate description of the changing environment between labor and management. "I think the most indicative or perhaps the most symbolic of new labor relations was the strike in 1981 by the professional air traffic controllers," said Meyer. He explained that during that strike, the U.S. President fired and replaced some 11,000 workers on strike. "This shifted management thinking to say that if the government of the U.S. can do it so can everyone else." The new way of thinking brought on by this event created a new, superior attitude on the part of management towards labor. In the past, beginning after World War II, there was an accordance or harmony between labor and management. Both THE FAR SIDE Steve Meyer respected and realized the need for the other. They were not out to threaten the survival of the other. When strikes did occur, certain rules were followed regardless of how bitterly issues were fought. One of these rules was that management and labor would eventually come to a compromise and jobs remained intact until that time. Strike breakers or "scabs" were not generally in use and had not been since the thirties. However, their employment was reinstated beginning with the air traffic controllers strike. According to Meyer, much of the new attitude towards unions is due to their tremendous success in the past. Management can no longer afford to cater to the demands of what they see as an entirely self-interest group. In this respect, unions are somewhat self-destructive. They are forcing industrial companies to move to where labor is cheaper. Businesses have to move to an area where there is not only a great deal of competition for jobs, but also By GARY LARSON a lack of union activity. Areas like Racine and Kenosha, which have unemployment rates nearing 20 percent, do have healthy job competition, Meyer said. The problem arises when one considers that striking workers are not often released and replaced as it would show lack of concern for the labor force and be bad public relations. The only alternatives remaining, he said, are relocation or meeting union demands. The latter has proven too costly, and relocation would be hard on all concerned. Management is left with bringing in new workers who accept what they have to offer. Management feels that increasing wages and benefits, which increases production cost and retail cost, will remove them from the global and home markets. Since foreign labor is cheaper, foreign goods are cheaper and American companies cannot compete, labor costs must be reduced. "Management, for the first time since the 1930's, feels they can live without unions," explained Meyer. "They believe that they can create a union-free environment." Use of labor consultants is one way of achieving this, he said. They have managed to infiltrate the labor force and manipulate and violate labor laws as well as use modern social scientific and psychological methods to inhibit development of unionism. There are three main factors that brought about the new industrial relations. The first of these is the recent recession of the U.S. economy caused largely by the oil crisis of the 1970's. Secondly, market instabilities have made it difficult for companies to know just where they stand. Finally, along with the new political order of Reaganomics has come a new way of thinking. These three factors together have shifted the thrust of power from the unions to the management. "Another proposition of new industrial relations is that unions have too much power in management affairs," Meyer said. "It limits managment discretion." One of Meyer's main points was that workers tend to claim their jobs are their own property. When scabs take their jobs they are stealing, they say, yet the use of strike-breakers has and will increase. Global competition has greatly reduced the power of unions and will likely continue to do so. Unions are not the only thing undermining industry, Meyer said. Failure of industry to reinvest in its plants, and update them, also insures decline. They can not afford to compete with technically and economically more modern and advanced plants. One of the effects of the growth recession of the middle class in the U.S. is a reduction in the standard of living. Even though employment has increased, the jobs are more menial and far less stable than jobs have been in the past. "One of the consequences," explained Meyer, "is that it is posing risks to what has been Labor see page 12 Elections ahead With their parents away, the young dragons would stay up late lighting their sneezes. PSGA from page 4 mittee member. 3. A list of write-in candidates names and offices they are seeking shall be available at the polling places. 4. They will be posted where all voters have visible access. Ballot Positions: On October 16, a random drawing will be held to determine the ballot positions of the candidates. This drawing will be conducted by the election committee and the judicial branch of the PSGA. The drawing will be held at 2:30 p.m. in the PSGA office WLLC D-139A. Absentee Ballots: Absentee ballots shall be available one (l) week prior to the election. They must be picked up in person and must be returned and postmarked by noon the day before the election. Elections: The elections will be held on October 21 and 22, from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. The elections committee and the judicial branch of PSGA will conduct elections. No candidate for office, or any member of any organization which endorses a candidate are permitted to do any electioneering within fifty (50) feet of the polls. Results: The counting of the ballots will be conducted by the election committee and the judicial branch of PSGA. The ballots will be counted directly after the closing of the polls at 7 p.m. on October 22. Any interested person is welcome to witness the ballot count. Any contesting, complaining or commenting on the conduct or the results of the elections must be filed in writing with any member of the election committee, by November 5 at 1 p.m. The decision pf the PSGA Senate shall be final and binding when dealing with contestation or complaints. Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 7 Parkside has good student- teacher ratio by Kelly McKissick News Editor According to the September issue of "Academe" magazine, Wisconsin schools have the second highest studentteacher ratios in the nation. Not so at Parkside, said G. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor of student affairs. "Academe", the journal of the American Association of University Professors, said that Wisconsin's public colleges have a 22.4 student per teacher ratio, second only to Washington with 23.2 students per teacher. Grace said, "I think that if you lined up all of the Wisconsin schools, you would find that Parkside has one of the lowest ratios." Parkside's ratio is 18 students per teacher. He said that the one to 18 ratio is the highest number when the campus is broken down into classes of upper and lower undergraduates and graduates. An overall average class size is about 16 students. 98 percent of classes have 30 students or less In them. The higher ratio is obtained when lecture classes containing 80 or 90 students are averaged in with the rest of the classes. "If you compare our numbers against those of Madison, Milwaukee or Whitewater, it's startling what the differences are," Grace explained. He commented that when the class size grows, some of the opportunities to express individuality can be lost. "It's almost a lecture, multiple choice test format. There's not very rriuch individual instruction or room for creative assignments." However, he pointed out, some students like that kind of environment, where they can get "lost" in the class, and won't have to participate in discussions. Grace said that the ideal enrollment figures for Parkside is about 6,000. This figure will still keep the studentteacher ratio at approximately 18 to one. He explained that our original size and, more recently, enrollment declines, have led to the lower figures than our sister schools. Grapes yield wrath Grapes from page 5 It is the feeling of the Union that the federal, state, and local governments should be taking more effective action on this issue. They apparently are not, based on the general accounting report released last year that concluded the government does not test for a large number of dangerous pesticides, does not prevent "contaminated food from going to market, and does not penalize growers who have used illegal pesticide on their crops. In the mean time, 300,000 farm workers are poisoned in the fields by pesticides every year and deformed children, stillborn babies, and child cancers are turning up in all too large amounts in regions of heavy spraying. Moses stated, "We can no longer pretend that the government will protect us. Its system of regulation is built on bad science, irresponsible assumptions and deceptive practices. "After the testing of grapes we will move on to deal with the other 14 fruits and veg'etables on the recently released "most contaminated" list- ...those revealed in a National Academy of Sciences report as containing residues of 28 pesticides, which if not restricted, will cause up to 1,460,000 cases of cancer in the course of our children's lifetimes. The recent general accounting office study reported that 44 percent of the pesticides used in grape production can0 One conscious effort on campus that maintains the ratio is "the expectation that our faculty be engaged in scholarly activities or research. So you're looking at an average faculty load of nine credit hours per semester," Grace stated. "I think you can say honestly that it is a conscious attempt to set a priority upon scholarly activities that contributes to the philosophy of the institution, 'good teaching and good scholarships go hand in hand.' It's an added benefit to the campus, scholarly activities are essential to the teaching process," he continued. Mary Elizabeth Shutter, vice chancellor, agreed that a conscious effort was being made to keep ratios relatively low. "Most classes have enrollment limits on them. We open another section rather than cram the classes," she said. She added that some classes, such as math and ¥ BARBER-STYUSTS PERSONALIZED STYUNG FOR MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN WE USE AND RECOMMEND THE PAUL MITCHELL SYSTEM PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS RK 554-1430 2901 DURAND AVE. English, do tend to be more crowded than others. Grace said that if you asked a majority of the faculty and students if they thought class size affected learning processes, you would find that a lot of them think that smaller class sizes aid in participation and discussion within the class. "When I talk to people on campus, I don't hear anybody advocating that we become a campus of 10,000. I think that most people think that the small ratio is an asset to our institution." he said. "I think that's a very positive attraction to our campus." Shutter said that if enrollment did rise so much as to jeopardize the ratio, the UW system would deide what would be done about it. "It all depends on the system. If they gave us more money, we would hire more faculty. If they didn't, we'd have to cap enrollment. It's not our decision." Grace explained that there is a balance involved in most campuses. We need to be large enough to provide activities, comprehensive programs and resources to support the education of the students, but we also would like to be small enough to feel that there is a caring attitude on campus, that students are treated as individuals instead •of numbers. Grace pointed out that even though many students feel we are a small campus, when based on a national standard we are more in the middle range of enrollment figures. The majority of institutions in the nation have less than 3,000 students. "I think that we're at a perfect size," he said. We're large enough to be active with other institutions and be noticed, but we're not so large that you get lost, we're small enough so that you can be an individual and be known." University Roundtable series Nicaraguan stability is evaluated not be detected by current methods used. The testing lab set for production will have the means to detect these harmful chemicals. The Farm Workers Union will be presenting a film and presentation on this subject on a yet to be determined date. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is hoping to bring in Cesar Chavez, president of the Union, to give the presentation. Anyone interested in learning more about this topic is urged to let their feelings be known by either coming down to the PSGA office, WLLC D139A, or coming into the Ranger office, WLLC D139C. Watch the Ranger for the date and time of when this presentation will be given. by Christina Lojeski Peggy James, an instructor of world politics at Parkside was the speaker at a Univer- . sity Roundtable held here dealing with the stability of the Nicaraguan Government since its revolution in 1979. James, who was in Nicaragua last May and June and also once in 1982, has developed a model to determine whether the government of a given country is stable, or if it is prone to failure. The Nicaraguan Revolution, which took place in July of 1979, by many apparent indications should have taken place in 1978, said James. It did not, James explained, because although there were "massive uprisings that were national in scope," the conditions in the country at that time were not ideal for a revolution. The Sandinista government was at that time divided into three subgroups fighting amongst themselves. With an inability to have a united oppositions front, the attempt to overthrow the government would be unsuccessful. Additionally, after the editor of the newspaper "La Prensa," was assasinated, the country was thrown into a state of upheaval, and people had become accustomed to constant fighting. Any uprisings, then, were crushed by the government, and Anastasio Somoza was able to maintain some amount of political stability. Political stability, according to James, can be defined as "the degree of uncertainty in the environment." The more stability there is in an environment, the more predictability there is. Peggy James In 1978, the people of Nicaragua had become used to unrest, and "uprisings were merely something in a chasm," stated James. By 1979, the Sandinistas had united into one group, and although Somoza's government had survived the events of 1978, it had been weakened, making It more susceptible to the effects of a surprise attack. The Sandinistas, then, in the apparent calm of 1979, were able to march successfully on Managua. As event occurences in a country are random, it should be noted, James stated, that "the dynamic may reoccur, but not the actual events. Secondly, we must look at regime threshold. An event can occur that may be very unstable, but if the regime is strong enough to withstand it, the same government will continue. 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A recent survey of employers indicates that over 50 percent of their employees have problems in grammar, spelling, punctuation, and mathematics. Adult illiteracy costs U.S. society an estimated $225 b illion a year in lost industrial productivity, unrealized tax revenues, welfare, . crime, poverty, and other social ills. If we as a nation expect to continue to rise and have a healthy and productive economy, we need to stamp out illiteracy- we have to acquire the basic skills to lead productive and fulfulling lives, says the Southeastern Wisconsin Literacy Alliance. The Alliance is part of a national program called Project Literacy U.S. and hopes to improve the literacy of the nation for living in the new "The purpose is to acquaint local business people and employers with basic skills training and other adult education programs which can help them build a more skilled work force." -Janet Tidwell age of communication and technology. The Alliance held an informational meeting on Wednesday, September 23, at Gateway Technical College in Kenosha. This gave the different coalitions from Kenosha, Racine and Walworth counties an opportunity to discuss future plans. The meeting's main purpose was to gather and disseminate information, research the need for services, and to confirm previous plans of a Business Breakfast. During the Alliance's first year its main goal was to create an awareness of the problem of illiteracy among the business community. During this their second year, they are hoping to create a link with businesses, by acquainting business people and employees with the Alliance's basic skills training and other adult education programs that will help build a stronger foundation for a more skilled work force, said Ann Timm, a member of the Alliance's steering committee. To get businesses involved, the Alliance is in the process of s etting up a business breakfast. "The purpose is to acquaint local business people and employers with basic skills training and other adult education programs which can help them build a more skilled work force," said Janet Tidwell, a community relations coordinator for the Southeastern Wisconsin Private Industry Council, Racine, and coordinator of the breakfast. The breakfast is planned for October 21 at the new festival site in Racine. Tidwell said she is currently looking for a prominent speaker on the issue, as Governor Tommy Thompson had agreed to speak but has since declined. Persons interested in learning more about the Alliance may contact Janet Tidwell at 552-8286. collegiate crossword Campus minister anxious to help by Dan Chiappetta On August 1, 1987 the Archdiocese of Milwaukee appointed Father Norman Schwartz as the new campus minister of b oth Parkside and Carthage College. "My responsibilities are to give services to the student body, meet with administrators, faculty, and staff members. You don't have to be Catholic," Father Schwartz said. Father Schwartz is in the process of forming and organizing the Catholic Student Club, where students can work activities under Father Schwartz's guidance. The club is not only open to students but also to administrators, staff members and the faculty. He is also available for counseling, . and gives speeches on issues of values and human relations, gives presentations in classrooms and provides prayer services at Carthage College in the Siebert Chapel. "One of my goals is to try to get Parkside students to attends the prayer services at the Siebert Chapel," Father Schwartz said. Father Schwartz briefly served as a member of the faculty at St. Catherine's High School in Racine from 1972-74. He was the instructor in Theology and Communication. He also spent fifteen years in a parish. Minister see page 2 Father Schwartz Sandinistan stability questioned ©Edward Julius Collegiate CW/9-18 ACROSS 1 Flow, Orkney Islands area 6 Abbreviation in a theatre ad 10 Baby's early word 14 Painter Winslow 15 State assuredly 16 Old song, " a Seesaw" 17 See 37-Across 18 Change the decor 19 Twixt and tween 20 Long-legged bird 21 Natives of Flagstaff 23 Golf club employees 25 Sea cucumber 26 Mohandas Gandhi, for one 29 Chemical suffixes 30 "Thanks !" 31 Medicinal plant 33 Dance like Eleanor Powell 36 Swing around > 37 Dean Martin song, with 17-Across 38 Word w ith Major or Minor 39 Cobb and Hardin 40 Bell inventory 41 Crazy 42 Miss Angeli 43 spending 45 U.S. missile 48 Garment for Margot Fonteyn 49 Shows plainly 51 Cards left over after dealing 54 "I cannot tell 55 Catchall abbreviation 56 " Kick Out of You" 57 Love,"* in Valencia 58 Actress Naldi 59 Slow, in music 60 souci 61 Flat-bottomed vessel 62 These: Sp. DOWN 1 Teheran sovereign 2 Attend 3 Shapeless 4 Bring a speech to a close 5 "We alone" Solution see page 7 6 Prefix for medic 7 1976 Wimbledon champ 8 Questioned after cross-examination 9 Money i n escrow, e.g. (2 wds.) 10 Rigg and Ross 11 Capital of Jordan 12 Event 13 Relatives of ifs 22 13-nation cartel 24 Result of a blast 26 Before the 27 Friend 28 Like a saying 32 Suffix for Euclid 33 Brutally, harsh 34 spumante 35 Certain tense 38 Basic quantities 40 Singer Edith 42 Toolbox standby 44 Ineffective 45 Majorca seaport 46 Tear producer 47 Prefix: at rest 49 Pasture sounds 50 Shredded cabbage 52 Maestro Klemperer 53 Inner portion of a Greek temple cases, even strengthen it." Political instability, then, behaves dynamically, according to James. "It can increase or decrease throughout any regime, and it's my contention that it does, and it only becomes fatal to a regime when it actually goes over the threshold," she said. "To say that a government is stable until it is overthrown, I believe is erroneous," James continued. "Further, as far as the success of the revolution, they (the Sandinistas) did win. They are still in power, but to say that, because they've been in power since 1979, to say that the Ortega Junta has enjoyed complete stability, I think would be wrong. People have become more involved in what's happening in Nicaragua since 1979 and they've certainly had their problems. Things change., constantly - ..they may not be so detrimental to regime as to destroy it, but it doesn't mean that everything is rosy just because they've won the revolution." James explained. Now, James said, the daily event pattern from 1981 to the time of the Contras should be analyzed. "I think most likely, in the short run, the Sandinistas are going to be able to withstand the Contra invasion., but I think that in the long run, that they are hurting the threshold of the governemnt. If something were to happen, something catastrophic, it may be enough, in the next two years, to weaken the threshold of the Sandinistas to such an extent that something that may not be that catastrphic will indeed bring it down. I think that actually what the strategy of the Contras is, is not necessarily to win, it's to make the Sandinistas lose. ''So, you have a situation where you're economically hurting the country in terms of crop reduction, in terms of people being too afraid to plant, internationalists being afraid to go visit because they will be shot-as Benjamin Linder was earlier this year-and so therefore, you have a revolutionary government that came to power on the basis of economic promises. Ideology often helps to get you in, but to maintain a revolutionary government, you have to perform economically." James said. She said the people of Nicaragua are not as happy with the Sandinistas as they were the first time she was there. "I saw a reduction of the enthusiasm I saw in 1982. Then, the people where proeverything that was Sandinista. In 1987, they are not exactly negative. It is more like acquienscence-giving up." Under these conditions, James concluded that the Sandinistas are weakening their threshold, and an event that may not be overwhelming, could end up being the downfall of their government. Ranger Thursday, October 1, 1987 9 Motivational speaker slated by Steven R. Picazo Dr. Denis Waitley will be presenting a program on selfmanagement and positive self-projection at Carthage College on Oct. 7. The program is co-sponsored by the Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce-Retail Council and the Bradford Education/DECA program. Tickets are $20 each and the program begins at 7 p.m. Waitley is in huge demand around the country and has had the honor of sharing the stage with President Ronald Reagan, Lee Iacocca, Barbara Walters, and Norman Vincent Peale. Waitley has used his approach of positive self-management to help counsel and treat many different people. These include executives of Fortune 500 companies, Super Bowl champions, astronauts, and returning POW's. He was a member of the United States Olympic Committee's Sports Medicine Council from 1980 through Denis Waitley 1984. It is dedicated to performance enhancement of our Olympic athletes. Waitley was also named "Outstanding Speaker of the Year" by the Sales and Marketing Executives Association and placed into the International Speakers Hall of Fame in St. Louis. He is a graduate of the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis and holds a degree in human behavior. Subjects that he covers on his lecture tours include selfesteem : positive leadership, internal values, self-talk, risk taking; creativity: imagineering, left-brain, rightbrain, and whole-brain thinking; responsibility: making it happen, cause and effect, controlling your time and life; wisdom: foresight, integrity, aptitudes plus attitudes, the way to make decisions; purpose: long-range, shortrange, daily priorities, specificity, stair-stepping goals; and perspective: team spirit, fitting in while standing out, purpose beyond self, the whole person. Waitley hopes that people come away from his lectures with an understanding that there is no difference between outstanding leaders and everyone else except for the fact that they have been able to apply their positive self-esteem and self-discipline in a direction that allows them to succeed. Club Events Modernization plan moves forward Union from page 3 I said we could do right away can be done with these reserves. "But when we start to get into construction and remodeling projects, that is not what the money is there for. Therefore new money should be identified to do these things." - The SCUM committee will be aided by Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life, to look for long range goals as to how to obtain these additional funds. One everpresent possibility is raising segregated fees, but if that is done, students will not see the results of their labor for quite some time. Buchanan felt that after the initial projects were completed, most of the excess money, perhaps $50,000, should go towards the Union Square remodeling project. The remaining money could then be distributed to the other projects. He said it should be done that way because the Union Square is one of the most-used facilities by students. The other obstacle SCUM and PUAB have to hurdle is the fact that the drinking law has changed, and the time on the grandfather clause is running out. "Soon we will have a campus that is largely consisted of underage students," Niebuhr explained. The remodeling of Union Square needs to be implemented to accomodate the need to separate drinking and non-drinking students, he said. The problem may possibly be unsolvable, stated Buchanan as he cited unsuccessful attempts of "island bars" at various dances and The End last year. The ultimate goal is to minimize potential liability while ke.eping the students happy. Overall, the initial plan of SCUM has been added on to, and will have to wait a while to see its finish. Niebuhr understands the feeling some students may have about their needs being lost in the pile of "things to do" in the Union building. "I've been real frustrated about the length of time it has taken us to get to this point, and consequently we haven't been doing some of the things that we normally would do over the past two years," he explained. "But I'm glad that we're finally starting and will get some things accomplished. I think that all of the things that have been proposed are valid," he said. "It just may take a longer time to do them than anyone wants." Insist on condoms speaker adivses AIDS from page 3 choose to be sexually active: -use latex (not natural skin) condoms -use spermicidal gel or cream containing nonoxyl-9, which will kill the virus in 30 seconds -massaging, hugging, masturbation, dry kissing and fantasy are safe -mutual masturbation and rubbing bodies clothed are safe unless open sores or abrasions are exposed to sperm or vaginal secretions -beware of sores, cuts, and other points of entry into the bloodstream -possibly safe activities are French kissing, anal or vaginal intercourse with a condom, oral sex (when swallowing semen is not involved), water sports (if external, and urine does not come in contact with any cuts) -minimize number of sexual partners -absolute "no-nos" are rimming (oral stimulation to anus), sharing sex toys nad needles, allowing urine or semen to enter mouth, anal or vaginal intercourse without a condom. "Speaking from a religious point of view," the monk said, "I would love to see that you're not going to have sex until you are in a committed relationship as an adult person- married. "If you're in committed relationships," Johnson advised, "stay working at them to make them work. Because it's going to be kind of difficult trying to find some new person out there. Try to make it work." In conclusion, Johnson said, "I-f you're going to have sex, play it safe!" Philosophical Society The Philosophical Society will be presenting a lecture by Dr. Wayne Johnson on Thursday, Oct. 1 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. The talk is titled "Making Sense Out of Ethics: A Theory", and the commentator will be Professor John Longeway. Students, faculty and public are welcome. ASPA The American Society for Personal Administration (ASPA) will hold its informational meeting on Tuesday, October 6 at 5:30 p.m. in Molinaro 165. New members are welcome! PSO/ISO A joint meeting of the Parkside Asian Students Organization and Parkside International Students Organization will be held on Friday, October 2 at 1 p.m. in Union 202. Everyone is welcome. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB The Political Science Club held its first meeting on Sep- • tember 21. At the first meeting, the club elected officers: Brian Chike, president; Fred Monardi, vice-president; and Dan Prozanski, treasure r- /secretary. ENGLISH CLUB An organizational meeting will be held on Friday, October 2 at 1 p.m. in Comm Arts 233 for the English Club. Election of officers and plans . for activities will be discussed. If you can't make this meeting, call Professor McLean at 553-2019. Students react to hours Library fron page 1 Todd Benson, a sophomore majoring in communication. Benson said his classes do not end until 9:30 p.m., not leaving him enough time to study afterwards, as was his practice last year. "If you have night classes or are working, there isn't enough time to use the library," said Lisa Minors, a freshman psychology major. Piele said a survey was taken the weeks of Oct. 28, Nov. 17, and Dec. 1, 1986 to determine the magnitude of library use. Every half hour throughout the day, the amount of material being checked out and number of questions asked were monitored. At 9 p.m., 10 p.m., 11 p.m., 11:30 p.m. and midnight, a head count on each floor was taken. "Anytime the library is open, it is in use," Piele said. "It was difficult to decide THE FAR SIDE where to cut hours, but common sense tells you as the surveys did. Late night is the least popular time to use the library. There is a dramatic drop after 10 p.m. "Many night students find this hard to believe," she continued, "but the library is actually very busy in the mornings. We have people lined up at 7:45 to get in. People may want to photocopy a paper before class, or check last minute details for an assignment, or study for a test that day." "I think the library is using the budget cuts as an excuse not to try harder to improve," said Anderson, who formerly worked in the library's circulation department. "There is so much invested in the library, why cut back the availability? "It seems like the decisions being made aren't saving much money." By GARY LARSON 7hanK heavensyou'^home • %/ly the Sbav have cut a -fi'shiny hole in the middle of the'<r bedroom 1 If the Cleavers had been Eskimos 7 10 Thursday, October 1,1987 Ranger Spec. Services head named by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor Starting today, Pam Smith will be the new director of Special Services. Special Services is one of five programs sponsored by the U.S. Department of Education. This particular program is offered only to institutions through their academic departments, and its focus is to retain and graduate students that are considered "at risk." "First of all," Smith said, "this program is geared toward low income, first generation college students and physically handicapped students. "First generation," Smith explained, "are students whose parents did not graduate from a college. They could have gone to college but they could not have graduated. "Special Services was designed to provide academic support," Smith said. "Therefore the components of the program are reading, writing, study skills and math." The program will be staffed by Smith as the director. There will also be an advisor- /mentor, clerical support, program assistants and student tutors that will also work with program participants to provide necessary services. "I see this as fitting into Parkside's emphasis on retention and graduation," Smith said. "The program is not desig- Pam Smith nated necessarily for minority students," Smith explained. "It is supposed to attempt to get from the eligible participants, representatives from groups which have traditionally been under-represented. Those three groups are minorities, women and physically disabled.' There will also be 60 students chosen from the freshman class. A selection committee consists of Smith; Sandra Burmeister, Coordinator of Academic Resource Center; Jan Ocker, Director of Financial Aids; and Deborah Henricks, Director of Pre-Cob lege Programs/Champ. The students selected will sign a contractual agreement consisting of a determinations of their personal academic and financial needs. They will be expected to follow a prescribed plan of action, a program that will enhance their graduation probability. Another aim of this program is to provide exposure to advance degree programs. "One of the goals is to get these students into graduate and pre-professional programs," Smith said. "We'll do this by attending college fairs and state sponsored activities." "Our goal is that 3% of our graduates will go on to graduate or pre-professional programs." Because of the late start in getting the program underway, the decision was made to get the first 60 applicants from this year's freshman class. Smith said that applications will be accepted from upperclassmen for next year, but as of yet no guidelines had been set up. Smith said she will remain as advisor for the Black Student Organization (BSO) until her transition is complete. She feels that BSO needs stronger ties with Minority Student Services. "It's important that BSO be tied to an office that can give them assistance," Smith said. "I feel it is incumbent upon the students of BSO that they assume leadership responsibility," Smith emphasized, "responsibility for the student activities and their programming. That way the adviser can be more effective in assisting the organization to achieve its goals." Jarvis wants fair shake from all students Jarvis from page 1 quality of education—if it benefits students directly. "Once people realize what I believe in," he said, "I think they will support me. There have been a number of people who just don't want to listen." Jarvis has also faced criticism of his student status, because he worked as an assistant controller for Super Steel Products Corp. from April 1984 through May 1987. Jarvis said he feels he is in touch with both undergraduate and graduate students, because he received his undergraduate degree from UW-Madison in 1983, and has been a part-time graduate student at UW-Milwaukee since the summer of 1986, and now is a full-time student. His experience as a Teaching Assistant, he said, also qualifies him to represent students. "I think my broad perspective and my broad experience will be beneficial," Jarvis asserted. Jarvis said he originally Parking ills Letter from page 2 so the late comers spill into the regular lot. When we regulars arrive, the only open places are in the Physical Education lot. I would hardly call walking from Phy Ed to Molinaro a comfortable walk! There are vacant lots available which could easily be was interested in the position of student Regent because, "I felt that I could give something back to the University. The main reason, I think, is that I represent the students and I can voice their concerns." The public hearings before the Senate Education Committee, which allowed student leaders opposing Jarvis to be heard, including representatives from his home school, have ended. After the committee discusses and votes on the nomination, it will make a recommendation for or against to the full Senate. It is here that Jarvis must receive a majority vote to be confirmed. "Most likely I will withdraw my name if I'm not confirmed," Jarvis said. The committee made its decision Wednesday. "I am confident that I will be confirmed," Jarvis said. "I think once I am confirmed, people will realize that I am the student voice, and I will be a good representative." Here from Wales Communication prof adjusting well to Americans' stvle by Chris Rode •!•••• mm ^ .. ' made into close parking lots. If the university is successful in its recruitment efforts, new lots will be essential. It is important that you and your staff give this issue the attention that it deserves. Respectfully, Jolynn Gross, Commuter Student Skilled in the communication aspect of listening, Professor Joseph Gemin, Parkside's newest communication instructor, didn't take too long to figure out that "Sup?" means "What's up?" In 1983, Gemin came to the United States from Wales, where he was raised and received his early education. Up until six weeks ago, he pursued his graduate studies while teaching at Southern Illinois University in the field of organizational communication. Fortunately for the Parkside's communication department, Gemin chose to be a part of its faculty because of its unique program in critical studies of organizations and communication theory. Gemin went on to emphasize that in the field of communication "you won't find a program like Parkside's anywhere in the States." Most programs, according to Gemin, concentrate on mainstream communication. He believes the program here is Communication professor Joesph Gemin unique because it concencultures of Britain trates on critical studies of communication which is unheard of at most universities. Gemin's emphasis is on organizations- what they are, what they do, and how they operate. In his dissertation, he proposed to redefine organizations and their function in our life. Although his studies are extremely interesting and valuable, he has encountered many differences between the and the United States, especially on the interpersonal level. The transition to a different culture has been both a frustrating and humorcus experience for the new communication professor. One of the main problems Gemin found was the difference in the senses of humor between Europeans and Americans. Stressing that this is not a criticism, Gemin observed that Americans seem to take themselves very seriously and issues and events less seriously. In Europe, for example, issues are important, but a person's ego is not too significant. "I think people get very defensive in this country when they think you're making fun of them without looking at the context in which the poking fun is being made," he said. "Often it's meant to say, 'hey, you're my friend and I feel comfortable with you, so I can say this about you." This mixed interpretation of humor has not been a major dilemma for Gemin. One principal aspect of American culture Gemin is thrilled about is our greetings to one another. He enjoys th< "hello's" of passersby an< the "how are you's" of ac quaintanees, friends and stu dents. He emphasized his ap proval of the warm feelinj Americans show by acknow] edging the presence of an other as a human being Gemin feels it's really nice t say and hear "hi" or "excus me. ' Britain, he says coul use more of this America' friendliness and hospitality. Although the everyday mis interpretations and ways o being and thinking in a differ ent culture than Gemin's owi have been and continue to bi challenge, he has obvioush made a positive adjustment. 1810 Sheridan Road Kenosha, Wis. North Side SUPERETTE GROCERIES . BEER » HQUQR . SELF.RFm;,r^._S^" R-. uw H W Y "E" Ranger Thursday, October 1, 1987 11 BREAKING THE SILENCE by Heathen (Combat) Attention, rivet heads, there is a band on the block that is going to rock you to like an avalanche. Heathen's debut release "Breaking the Silence" is a scorcher! Heathen are a little hard to place in the* metal spectrum (a sure sign that this band is on to something), but if they have to be given a classification it would probably be somewhere between Queensryehe (the first E.P.) and Metallica. In other words, they have a great deal of technical competence as well as the ability to mosh hard. Produced by guitar great Ronnie Montrose, (who shows no signs of mellowing with age), the album has a burning upfront guitar mix over a tight and driving low end. The only place where Heathen has some maturing to do is in the lyrical department (let's face it, fellows, the doom and gloom school is overcrowded), but this is easily overlooked when you have tracks as strong as "Set Me Free" and "Death by Hanging." So find your nearest wall, crank up listening apparatus and bash along with one of metal's most promising bands, Heathen. Bernie Doll TRUE(NORTH)STRONG AND FREE by D.O.A. (Profile) Hardcore punk with an aggressive sense of humor permeates this exhilarating release from Canada's D.O.A. "Nasty Training Camp" is perhaps the most typical as well as the most pulsating track on the album, while their cover of fellow Canadians' Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Taking Care of Business" is redefined from the perspective of the unemployed rather than the selfemployed. For listeners who enjoy stepping far outside the mainstream of things, D.O.A. is adept at the punk sensibilities and melodic structure without stumbling into offensive territory. Their stance does not come against all that exists (eschewing any philosophies that everything sucks), while their music is at once aggressive if a bit lacking in diversity. This album is best described as alternative rock and roll that does not become at all wimpy or mellow. Recommended! Jim Neibaur HAGAR by Sammy Hagar (Warner Bros.) Both as a soloist and as the major force behind Van Halen's new sound, Sammy Hagar has established himself as a true American rockand- roller. His latest release, a selftitled album produced by Eddie Van Halen, picks up where Sammy's solo career left off. The LP's single, "Give to Live," is atypical of the rocker's usual style. The balladlike melody and meaningful lyrics make it likeable for even the mellow music enthusiasts, while Sammy's raspy vocals and biting guitar licks keep the rockers happy. Another unique track is "Standin' at the Same Ol' Crossroads," in which the only instrumental backup to the vocals is a guitar playing a series of randomly selected chords and notes. As for the rest of the tracks, Sammy's style of old dominates. If "I Can't Drive 55" could make it to the top of the charts, it's obvious that Hagar's standard lack of deep meaningful lyrics doesn't hinder the success of his songs. The main point of this music is to promote a good time, and this album does just that. Patti Nitz BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS by Killing Joke (Virgin) Killing Joke is by far one of the better groups to emerge out of the wreckage left by the punk movement, combining biting lyrics with devastating musical arrangements to create such underground classics as "Complications" and "Eighties." However, their approach has somewhat changed on this, their first American release. The arrangements here are more orchestral in nature as opposed to the more simplistic and harsh tone of their earlier work. The album is rather gothic in its style, but this is not to say that Killing Joke has lost its street sensibilities. The energy and punch that this band carries is not diminished by a more prominent keyboard sound and few midtempo tracks. Standout numbers on the album are "Chessboards," "Twilight of the Mortal" and the final cut, "Rubicon." All of Killing Joke's talents are visible on "Brighter than a Thousand Suns,"--their wit, their power, their depth, and their musical prowess. If you have yet to discover one of Britain's finest imports this record provides one hell of an introduction. Bernie Doll MAD AT THE WORLD by Mad At The World (Frontline) Seeing the somewhat pretentious title of this band and LP, I expected to hear an incoherent psycho-babble on the social injustices of this world. Fortunately, I got an Short Cuts entertaining crossbreed of Oingo Boingo and Depeche Mode. This three man band has taken the new music technology available and used it to create the next generation of industrial New Wave. Vocalist Roger Rose warbles across this collection of dance poetry in a soothing soprano while computerized drums and synthesizer pound out an energetic background. Mad At The World is a band of contrast. In "No More Innocence," they open with an orchestral movement that is completely forgotten once the first drum beat of the main song opens. They use the unrhymed poetry and lamentation of groups like The Smiths or the Cure and weave it into a funky dance beat to produce a new style. It may seem a bit redundant for a band to release a self-titled single on a selftitled LP, but even this works. The song "Mad At The World" is a beat-rocker straight from the early days of New Wave. Mad At The World is a band that redefines the cliches to create new ones. It's simple dance music with a complex formula. Tyson Wilda FEARFUL SYMMETRY by DA (Frontline) My first impression of what DA sounds like, is what The Monkees would sound like with a twist of Christianity. I really don't know how to classify this quartet of Christian rockers because of their unique sound and lyrical contents that praise the body, God, and nature. Although this album was quite painful to listen to, I did find one track called "A Sigh for You," that reminded me of the song "Sleepwalk," by Ultravox. That was impressive. For the most part I think that DA are concentrating too much on their lyrics, and not putting enough emphasis on their melodies. George Koenig Earn Money $ While - Selling Ads Stop In The Ranger Office ESQUIRE by Esquire (Warner Bros.) What happens when wellwritten lyrics are combined with three musically incompetent people? Either a best-selling book of poetry or an album which puts to waste a perfectly good piece of vinyl. Unfortunately, Esquire has decided to take the album route. This self-titled release starts off bad and gets gradually worse. Throughout the album, the vocalist maintains notes that seem to be at the maximum level audible to the human ear (unfortunately). Halfway through side A, this pitch becomes so annoying that a defenseless listener begins to wish that the microphone would be handed to the drummer. This in itself wouldn't be so bad if the singer hit notes that formed some kind of melody instead of selecting vocal attacks at random. It's hard to describe individual songs, since they all sound the same. If the spaces between them were removed, the listener would be left with one extremely long annoying song. Maybe the spaces should be left and the songs removed. In short, Esquire is a musical project that shouldn't have been allowed to happen. Do yourself a favor and wait for the best-selling book of poetry! Jim Neibaur CONTAGIOUS by Y&T (Warner Brothers) A* Yesterday and Today, they were considered too raw. Y&T, they mellowed a bit too much. And now, with a change of attitude and record labels, Y&T has found a niche that rests between their early raw sound and a more synthesized power pop style. The results are great. The album's title cut is typical of its entire structure: fast, clean riffs backed by strong hard rock beats. Taking position in the nether world of power pop, but remaining above the true heavy metal area, Y&T have basically discovered where their sound belongs. Never successful as a heavy metal act (the aggressive passion just wasn't there), Y&T instead opted for a much lighter approach. While already reaching that extreme, they now have doubled back and found . th e sound that best suits the band's abilities. Jim Neibaur SEUmNG I-OI ovvr 100 years I leileman's ()ld Style Beer and baseball have made quite a team. Enjoy the same. 12 Thursday, October 1, 1987 Ranger Int'l studies offers trip A 19-day study tour of Australia and New Zealand will be offered by the International Studies Program and the University's Continuing Education Office next July 6- 24. - Estimated cost of the tour is $2,275. (That amount is subject to change due to inflation.) It includes all air and ground transportation, hotels, breakfasts and dinners. For complete information call 553-2312. The itinerary includes visits to Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney, Armidale, The Gold Coast, Brisbane, Cairns and Auckland. Persons have the option of participating in a Sydney Opera House dinnertour and a tour of the Brisbane World Exposition for an additional $100. Study tour leader Chelvadurai Manogaran, a Parkside geography and international —Selected Shorts studies professor who is a native of Sri Lanka, will teach an orientation course required for participants who want to take the study tour for academic credit. The 10-day course will be held two weeks prior to the trip. Among points of interest visited during the tour will be the Victorian Arts Center in Melbourne, -the Australian Parliament in Canberra, the Balli in Sydney, Surfer's Paradise on the Gold Coast, The Great Barrier Reef off Cairns, and the Maori Caves in Auckland. DOUBLE DELICIOUS! 2 FOR $7.95! Get two hot. delicious 12" cheese pizzas for just $7.95 - delivered to your door in thirty minutes or less. And remember our Double Guarantee: If your pizza V . >'fl ight. If it's la _. GIVE YOU $3.00 OFF! Call isn't right, we'll make it right. late. WE'LL us for details! To take advantage of this offer, simply present your coupon to the delivery person. mm a u o 5 < •n Z N Pm o y a a. (Tax not included) AVOID THE NOID"". CALL DOMINO'S PIZZA! Call Us Kenosha! 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 4919 60th Street Hours: 4:30pm-1:00am Sun.-Thurs. 4:30pm-2:00am Fri. & Sat. 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Labor mgmt. discussed Labor from page 6 a social equilibrium and the risks are tied, I think, to some subtle and not so subtle anti-union feelings." This could cause a new era of social bitterness and management may find the consequences of new industrial reltions very costly. "In the end it seems it may be least costly for management to simply deal with unions. Management does not have to give the store away, but both sides must have a mutual respect for each other," commented Meyer. Umitpd drthwy ireu Drtvv» carry laaa than $20. ©1987 Oomtntf a Pint. Inc. APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service. Telephone, furnished. Weekly rates from $120. Monthly, rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY LODGE, Racine. 637-7911. DISORDERLIES The Fat Boys, an obese rap group, have made a comedy movie that the ads are comparing to the Three Stooges. Unfortunately it doesn't even reach those minimal standards. "Disorderlies" has the Boys in the title role as inept workers of the medical profession, something the Stooges themselves did in "Men in Black," Dizzy Doctors," and "From Nurse to Worse." And the Boys engage in the same sloppy slapstick and unmotivated petty violence to bring their point across. Ralph Bellamy stars as the hapless old gentleman whom the boys rehabilitate, while Anthony Geary (who left TV soap fame to achieve big screen status) portrays the evil nephew out to kill Bellamy for his inheritance (has this been done?). Cameos by Helen Reddy and Rick Neilson of Cheap Trick assist in giving the film a "Love Boat" look. HELLRAISER If you're looking for a movie that uses all the tired old boring conventions of its genre, that is offensively sick and violent, and that is so predictable that you know what is going to occur a week in advance the "Hellraiser" is the film for you. The storyline is as original as a Joe Biden speech. Husband and second wife move back to the suburbs after living in the city. The wife, frigid and bitchy, is constantly reminded of an obsessive affair she had with her husband's brother (the black sheep of the family heavily into occult practices), who now is brought back from his exile in the sadist Hilton after his brother's blood seeps through the floor of the ominous attic room. One cannot forget the loving independent daughter who also moves in to be close to Daddy. She at least is a strong female character, but if you haven't seen this before, you have been in a coma during the eighties. Director and writer Clive Barker gives us so much used material, a foreboding heartbeat, whispering spiritlike voices, bizare dream sequences, a mysterious nomad, a talking corpse, and, to top it off, a house that falls apart at the end, (do you think this clown knows who Poe is?). Even the monsters here look like a combination of rejects from the bar scenes in Star Wars and strays left over from Aliens. Barker presents nothing scary, it is all triteness and sickness (at least Wes Craven has a sense of humor). If you're in the mood for a movie that not only insults your intelligence but also your stomach, "Hellraiser" is for you. Bernie Doll Art display slated "The Industrial Landscape," a show of paintings and drawings by Chicago free-lance artist and illustrator Thomas James, whose work has appeared in Playboy magazine, will be on display in the Parkside Communication Arts Gallery from Monday, Oct. 5 through Thursday, Oct. 29. James will give a free public talk on his art at 3:30 p.m. Oct. 29 in the gallery. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. Admission is free and the public is encouraged to visit. James' highly structured and colorful work has appeared in numerous shows and won many awards. He has created paintings, illustrations, logos and posters for dozens of clients including Playboy, Video Action magazine, the Chicago Board of Education, Beltone Hearing Aids, the Greater Chicago Mental Health Association, and Gitanes Restaurant in Chicago. Doc says problems remain Doc from page 13 desegregetion in 1987-1 thought that was all settled in 1964. The Los Angeles Dodgers fired a man named A1 Campanis, a front office worker in the organization. He was fired because he said that blacks didn't have what it takes to hold a managerial position in a baseball franchise. The Reverend Jesse Jackson said of Campanis that he engaged in locker room talk and gossip to the public. As if there aren't enough problems, there are white supremist groups plotting and scheming to overthrow this country! But that is still not the icing on the cake. The icing comes from the Soviet Union's so-n->so Gorbechev. Mr. Gorbechev suggested to our very own president-you know, the cowboy who was against the Civil Rights Actthat this country would not have its racial problems if they gave blacks their own state. By the way, are there any black Russians? Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 13 Annual ski trip a real deal by Terri DeRosier Asst. Feature Editor Parkside Activities Board (PAB) is planning "Ski Week *88" to Telluride, Colorado. Ski Week will be held from January 2 - 11, 1988. Tom Yull, recreation chairman for PAB is coordinating the trip along with Diane Welsh, director of student activities. Telluride has been described as one of the most beautiful ski resorts in the Rockies. Not only does Telluride offer some of the best skiing with three levels of ski runs, private instructions and NASTAR competitions, Telluride also has ice skating, sleigh rides and snowmobiling. Also available are shops and boutiques, art galleries and lots of tantalizing restaurants. The trip includes deluxe motor coach transportation from Parkside to Telluride. Upon arrival, lodging will be in condominiums with accommodations for six students in each. The condos are 300 feet from the Coonskin Lift. They have 3 bedrooms, kitchen, a fireplace, an outdoor heated pool and some of the condos have hot tubs in them. Also PAB member Tom Yull included in the price of the trip is a five day lift ticket, with the option to buy a sixth day. Yull said that this trip is held in association with the National Collegiate Ski Association (NCSA). As part of the trip, NCSA is sponsoring two parties at night that will have live bands, and a barbecue on the hill. NCSA will also sponsor two ski races. "One will be a fun race, where you might have to go through the gates backwards, do somersaults and all kinds of crazy things," Yull said. They will also have a professionally run NASTAR race. PAB will also be offering prizes to those students who go on the trip. Those prizes will be given away on the bus on the way to Colorado. "Last year we had 90 people," Yull stated, "but this year we are only taking 47«so students who are interested should sign up early." Anyone interested should sign up in the Student Life Office in Union 209 with Diane Welsh. Not only are students encouraged to go, but also faculty and alumni. -The cost of the trip is $310.00 for 10 days. A deposit of $75.00 is due October 15. The balance of $235.00 i s due on November 25. Included in the price is a $25.00 refundable deposit for the condo. "This trip is going to be a lot of fun," Yull said, "and you'll lose money by not going!" Book Review As Doc sees it Social problems revisited by Doc Mallory "They say America is the land of plenty, A little have a lot, a lot don't have any." I remember writing this in my social stratification class a couple of years ago. It was right after I read that five percent of the population controls most of this country's wealth. I have never been ashamed of being black-not ever! In a classroom of all whites, I get along quite fine, but I have always hated when people equate being black with being poor. Am I prejudiced? This was a question I would always get back to because the soul searching and constant thinking would get me so frustrated that it would come to that question. Then when I think about how the system is trying to keep the lower middle class and lower classes out of college, it just pisses me off! Reagan doesn't know how much he is going to mess up my final year of college. I mean let's look back at it. We are able to vote at age 18; drive at age 16; drink at age 21, but, for financial aid, we are not looked at as independent people unless we are 23 or 24. This makes perfect sense.. The educational grants have been cut, but what else is new? My money for school is being cut, but meanwhile my brother who is in the Air Force is getting a raise. Hummm, makes you think, don't it? We're living in a world no one can predict, but I've noticed that race consciousness is becoming a must, as if it hasn't always been! My ears have been listening and my eyes have been open checking out the whole scene. This year in Milwaukee, they are having a trial concerning desegregation in the suburbs. Imagine that! A trial on Doc see page 12 by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor SHOOTING STARS: HEROES AND HEROINES OF WESTERN FILM Edited by Archie P. McDonald (Indiana University Press) While there have been countless books on the western film, this study is nevertheless a very welcome and significant contribution. McDonald compiles a dozen different essays on important western players by various writers who are particularly well-versed and interested in this important film genre. As westerns are central to the development of film, McDonald has carefully chosen essays which detail the western cinema from its earliest stars to its television inception. Along with chapters on the usual cowboy luminaries like William S. Hart. John Wayne, Gary Cooper, Randolph Scott, and Clint Eastwood, McDonald also offers essays on Ken Maynard, Gene Autry, Audie Murphy, and such interesting related topics as "Western Film, Ronald Reagan, and the Western Metaphor" by Michael E. Welsh, "Women in Western Films: The Civilizer, The Saloon Singer, and Their Modern Sister" by Sandra Kay Schakel, and "When Television Wore Six-Guns: Cowboy Heroes on TV" by Gary Yoggy. Through these essays the reader can adequately understand the various stages western cinema underwent from the silents to television. The distinct differences between the authentic silent features, the Saturday Matinee "B" Westerns, the Cold War west-, ems of the fifties, the spa-* ghetti westerns bf the seventies, and the apparent demise of the western film by the eighties, are as diverse as the differences between each actor's presentation of his ideal western character. And within the chapters is a wealth of information on the essay topic as well as an analysis on how this particular ingredient was significant to the genre of the western cinema. The chapter on television, for instance, covers the cowboy heroics of The Lone Ranger as well as the superficial gimmickery and style without-substance methods of later shows like "The Wild Wild West." Attempting to unerstand the diversity and complexities of the western in the American cinema according to its more predominant players is a fascinating concept. Thus this collection of essays very boldly celebrates the genre while attempting to understand it through the work of its most significant on-screen contributors. The book is enhanced by some 40-odd photos, annotations at the end of each chapter, and an appendix following the chapter on TV westems which lists all, of the western and western-related programs to hit the tube. 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LA Dream's final ^score came on the last play of the game when Doug Londo threw a 50 yard pass to Louie Lewis. Grapplers II started off their season by chalking up a win over the Party Animals 19-13 in a close game. Scott Stephenson led the Grapplers with two TD passes, the first being a 25 yard pass to Mark Hemauer. Party Animals answered with a TD from Jim Barret to brother Joe. Half time score was 7-6 with the Grapplers ahead. Grapplers II added two TD's in the second half on a Stephenson to Dale Hall pass, and a 10 yard run by Mark Hemauer. Jim and Joe Barrett teamed up again in the second half for the PA's second TD. Grapplers I opened with a win over the FMC Dough Boys by a score of 25-0. Ted Price ran the first two TD's in, one from 10 yards out and the second from 50. Price scored again on a 40 yard pass from Shawn Yde. The final TD came on a pass from Jack Danner to Mark Dubey, Dubey's first TD of this three year flag football career at Parkside. Soccer is the next Sunday intramural event taking place on October 11 at 2 p.m. Entries are in the PE office. Get a team together! Ranger teams ranked nationally In the latest National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) ratings, three Parkside sports teams are included. The women's cross country team, the defending NAIA champions, are rated fourth in the initial poll of the season, behind perenially strong teams Emporia State (KS), Hillsdale (MI) and Adams State (CO). The Ranger runners garnered three first place votes. Other state schools in the poll are Milwaukee (ninth) Oshkosh (13th), LaCrosse (15th) and Eau Claire (19th). The men's cross country team is ranked 15th in the first poll. Adams State, Wetern State (CO) and North Florida are the top three teams. Eau Claire (sixth) and Milwaukee (13th) are also rated. In soccer, the Parkside team jumped into the top 20 in the second poll. They are ranked 19th with a 7-1-0 record, the lone loss coming in against Wisconsin, an NCAA Division,I school. They were not rated last week. Two other teams from NAIA Area 5, both from Illinois, are ranked ahead of the Rangers; McKendree is fifth with a 5-0-0 record and last year's national champion, Sangamon State, is currently ranked 10th with a 4-2-1 record. dHiie £&uieet Featuring a Full Selection of Candy and Nuts • Cashews • Pistachios • Chocolate Covered Peanuts • Malted Milk Balls • Peanut Clusters • Gummy Bears • Jelly Beans • Caramels • Assorted Hard Candies and more OPEN 10AM TO 2PM MONDAY thru FRIDAY Located on the Main Concourse in the WLLC Ironman contest examines strength and endurance by Ted Price The Parkside wrestling team completed its fourth annual Ironman Contest last week. Mark Dubey, winner of the 1985 Ironman Contest, was the overall champion for the second time in three years. The Ironman Contest, devised by wrestling coach Jim Koch, is an eight-event contest designed to see which wrestlers have spent time in an off-season training program. The eight events include a 100 yard dash, a 40 yard dash, a rope climb, and the number of sit-ups one can do in two minutes. The strength events are a bench press for repetitions at each wrestler's own body weight, leg press for repetitions at twice each wrestler's body weight, and a bench press and leg press for max which is divided by each wrestler's own body weight. Dividing the bench press and leg press for max by a wrestler's body weight is a way to determine a strength equivalent between large and small people. Obviously, a 200 lb. person should be able to bench press more than a 150 lb. person. However, if a 150 lb. person bench presses 225 lbs. and a 200 lb. person bench presses 250 lbs., the smaller person has pressed 1.5 times his own weight while the larger person has pressed only 1.25 times his own weight. Thus, it can be said that, regardless of size, the 150 lb. person is stronger than the 200 lb. person even though the 200 lb. person has pressed more actual weight. In the Ironman Contest, points are awarded depending on the number of people entered in the contest. This year, with nineteen wrestlers competing, each first place was worth 19 pts., second place was worth 18 pts., etc. on down to two pts. for eighteenth place and one pt. for last place. In the eight events, two new records were set. In the leg press for max, Doug Parker and Todd Stephenson each pressed 525 lbs. Since they each weighed 157 lbs., their max at 3.344 times their body weight placed them in a tie for the new record. Arthur Demerath set the other record by doing 115 sit-ups in two minutes, eclipsing his 1985 record of 106 sit-ups. Parker also won the bench press for max with a lift 1.847 times his own body weight, bench pressing 290 lbs. Mark Hemauer sprinted to a time of 11.20 seconds to win the 100 yard dash. Nick Manriquez won the 40 yard dash with a time of 4.85 seconds while Ted Price climbed the rope in the wrestling gym in 6.28 seconds to win that event. Tim Whiting leg pressed twice his body weight (305 lbs.) 156 times to win the leg press for repetitions while Mark Dubey won the bench press for repetitions by bench pressing his body weight (165 lbs.) 30 times. Dubey also set an all-time record for the highest percentage of the maximum points possible. With eight events at nineteen points each, the maximum number of points possible was 152. Dubey's 132 points meant he scored .907 percent of the maximum. This is roughly an equivalent to placing third in each event, a remarkable feat based on the diversity of the events. The top ten placers for the 1987 Ironman Contest are as follows: CHAMPION - Mark Dubey 132 pts. 2nd place - Scott Stephenson 116 pts. 3rd place - Todd Stephenson 114.5 pts. 4th place - Doug Parker 113.5 pts. 5th place - Tim Whiting 106 pts. 6th place - Ted Price 100.5 pts. 7th place - Jack Danner 89 pts. 8th place- Dale Hall 87.5 pts. 9th place - Dean John 87.5 pts. 10th place - Mark Hemauer 84.5 pts. Rangers 6-0 to start season convincingly Baseball from page 16 the third when the Ranger hitters finally found their bats, scoring four times in a rally capped off by a two run double by Reikowski. The Rangers then sent twelve men to the plate in a seven run fourth inning. Peiffer went three innings for the victory, striking out five and giving up three hits. Sophomore Darrin Pluscota struck out the side in the fourth and jun- REMEMBER SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS ior Doug Londo, despite giving up a solo home run, also struck out the side in giving Parkside its fifth consecutive victory at 12-2. In game two it was all Parkside. In the first inning, Parkside sent 17 batters to the plate, scoring 13 runs with extra base hits by Armond Bonofiglio, Wes Root, pitcher Joel Bumgarner, and pitcher Rob Peiffer, who hit a three run home run in his first collegiate at-bat. In the second it was more of the same as 15 Rangers batted in' an 11 run second. Ken Neese hit a three-run shot, his second homer of the season and freshman Andy Hansen had a two-run blast to go with extra base hits by Tony Bonofiglio and Tim Moore. While the Ranger bats were stuck on automatic, pitchers Steve Leonhard and Jeff Lemmermann were combining on a four-hitter, with Lemmermann striking out seven in three innings to notch the victory in the 26-2 trouncing. On the season, the Rangers are hitting .374 as a team with 80 runs scored in six games. Shortstop Ken Neese leads in home runs (2), hits (11), and batting average (.500), third baseman Brian Gauthier leads in RBI's with 10, and catcher Gary Fritsch in on-base percentage (.789). Joel Bumgdrner and Jeff Lemmermann have nine strikeouts each through five and six innings respectively, Rob Peiffer and Lemmermann are both 1-0 with ERA'S of 1.50, Bumgarner has an ERA of 1.80, and Joe Rick did not give up a run in three innings of work in going 1-0. The staff as a whole has struck out 44 and walked only 19 in holding opponents to a .245 batting average. Tennis team 'pleasing' TTAennnnSifsk from pag- e 1^ 5mm sey-Kim Vanderbush lost to Eau Claire, 2-6, 4-6, and defeated Carroll, 6-1, 2-6, 6-4 while losing to St. Norbert, 2- 6, 4-6. Coach Miller commented, "Kathy and Kim got better as the day went on, and they got a lot of experience." Overall, Coach Miller was very pleased with the way her team played in the invitational, and in the way they have played up to this point in the season. = a = Ranger Thursday, October 1,1987 1 5^ Lady netters sixth in Invit'l photo by Ken McCray Number four singles player Elizabeth Spalla strokes a forehand by Randy LeCount Sports Editor The women's tennis team had a relatively good showing this past week, losing to Cornell 6-3, defeating Beloit 5-4, while tying for sixth place in the extremely tough Whitewater Invitational, raising their dual record to 5-3. On Sept. 24 the lady Rangers traveled to Beloit to take on first Cornell, and then Beloit in a three-team meet. As it turned out, the early start in the morning and the long trip to Beloit didn't exactly help the Rangers. Head coach Wendy Miller definitely noticed this against Cornell. "We didn't play very well at all. I don't know if we were asleep or what, but we didn't play our best," she commented. As it turned out, the three winners for the netters were Amy Tropin at number three singles, as she won 10-8 in a nine game pro set; Kathy Livesey at number six, 9-3; and Ann Althoff-Tropin at number one doubles, 10-8. Things definitely got better against Beloit as the Rangers woke up to defeat them for the first time ever. The awakening suited Miller just fine. "It was like a night and day difference between the two matches. We played muchmore aggressive, and I was very pleased with the win." Winning for the Rangers in pro sets were Stacey Stanich 9-5; Tropin 10-9, 7-0 in the tiebreaker; Elizabeth Spalla 9- 4; and Livesey 9-7. In doubles, the number one team of Althoff-Tropin were the only winners by a 9-2 score. The lady Rangers spent a beautiful Sept. 26 Saturday in Whitewater in the 12-team invitational, and finished very respectably. The doubles team of Althoff- Tropin went all the way to the semi-finals before losing to the number one seed from Whitewater, 3-6, 3-6. Earlier in the day, the duo defeated the number three seed from Oshkosh, 5-7, 6-3, 6-3, and a UW-Milwaukee team, 6-1, 6-0. Coach Miller noted that "Ann and Amy played very well against one of the best doubles teams in the state. I feel that Ann and Amy can hold their own in the state playoffs." The doubles team of Stanich- Spalla lost to Oshkosh, 6- 7, 2-6, and beat Carthage, 6-2, 6-1, before bowing to St. Norbert, 4-6, 4-6. Coach Miller stated, "Stacey and Beth lack experience playing together, but are starting to get smarter together, too." The doubles team of Live- Tennis see page 14 Golfers stay consistent by Robb Luehr The Parkside golf team has been a model of consistency so far this year. On Sunday and Monday, Sept. 20-21, the Rangers captured their third straight top five finish, this time at the Mascountin Collegiate meet in Berlin, WI. Parkside took fifth place in the meet, which Oshkosh won by one stroke over Stout, with Stevens Point third, Eau Claire fourth and Whitewater sixth. Fourteen teams competed in the meet. Scott Schuit led the Ranger charge with a (77-79 )-l56, good for a top ten finish individually, with Dave Wente second with (79-80)-159. The other four team members were bunched together as two shot 165 and two shot 166. Scott Brandt had 84-81, Jeff Lewis has 87-78, Steve Gerber had 84-82 and Steve Jerrick has 86-80. Team scores were Oshkosh 781, Stout 782, Stevens Point 792, Eau Claire 802, Parkside 808, Whitewater 812. Dan Thomas (75-75) and Craig Geerts (75-75) of Oshkosh and Jason Zahradka (76- 74) of Stevens Point shared medalist honors with 150 totals. Kickers boot record Help Wanted: Classifieds by Jason Caspers After a convincing 3-1 victory at Lawrence University on Wednesday, Sept. 23, the Parkside soccer team traveled to UW-Green Bay on Sunday, Sept. 27, and dropped a heartbreaker 4-2. The Rangers powered their way to a 3-1 win over Lawrence to improve their record to 8-1. They were led by Brian O'Malley. Jim Chomko, and Mike Riley who scored one goal each. Their record was dropped to 8-2 after dropping a 4-2 decision to Green Bay, despite two Ranger goals by Jens Hansen. Ranger coach Rick Kilps was somewhat critical of the way Green Bay scored their four goals, coming on two penalty kicks and two INK FAR SIDE free kicks. "It's hard to handle when all their goals were scored on dead balls," Kilps stated in a phone interview last Monday. He then added, "It makes you wonder how they've gone 74 and 20 at home. I'll have to see how we come back after this one." Kilps also talked about a tough game coming up for the soccer team on Wed., Sept. 30 at home against the University of Illinois-Chicago, which will be televised. Results of Wednesday's game will be In the Ranger next week. 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(Mockba is Russian for Moscow.) Arend went with a team of hearing-impaired athletes from all over the United States. This same team went to Mexico in 1985 for the Deaf Olympic Games. The team flew nine hours from New York to Yugoslavia, and when they arrived, the team was informed they had lost their seats on the plane to Moscow. After waiting a day and a >half, the team finally got on a ""plane and headed down the runway. Before the plane could get off the ground, it turned around, and everyone ' on the plane had to go through customs again, and then they were allowed to take off. Arend says he is still not sure why the plane was stopped, whether it was because of all the Americans on board, or if it was just mechanical difficulties with the plane. When they finally arrived in Moscow, they were a day and a half late and there was no one at the airport to meet r them. "Because we got there after 8 at night," Arend said, "we had to wait until morning to get a ride. All through out Russia there is no phone communication after 8 p.m." The team had to wait eight hours in the Moscow airport before the coach could make arrangements to get them picked up. "We really couldn't sleep," Arend said. Parkside wrestler Ken Arend showing his gold in Russia "There were KGB agents everywhere, particularly around us." The team was finally picked up at the airport, and they were taken directly to the arena to wrestle. "We were to weigh in right away," Arend stated. "We had nothing to eat, no sleep for quite some time, and we were just supposed to weigh in and wrestle. A lot of us were pretty upset." "We had to open the ceremonies," Arend continued. "The ceremony was really nice. All the countries went out with their flags, and stood under their larger flag hanging from the ceiling." According to Arend the six countries that took part in the tournament were Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Yugoslavia, Canada and the United States. After the flag ceremony, three ladies came out dressed in traditional Russian dress and one of them carried bread that tasted like a salted pretzel. She went to every country's flag carrier and each one took a piece of the bread and ate it. "This was supposed to be a symbol of unity and sharing," Arend said. Arend wrestled both Greco- Roman and Freestyle and reThe opening week for the Parkside Ranger baseball team turned out to be very successful as they swept three doubleheaders from Milwaukee teams. After opening the season with 7-3 and 12-7 victories over Marquette, the Rangers went up against MATC at Milwaukee's Rainbow Field. In game one, Joel Bumgarner started on the mound and, after giving up one run in the first inning, was untouchable. He struck out nine and talked none in five innings, giving up only four hits. He was provided with all the offense he needed in the fourth when Parkside scored three times. The rally was keyed by a two run single from DH Tim Moore. After scoring once in the fifth, the Rangers put the game away by scoring seven times in the sixth. In the inning, Brian Gauthier lined a two run double and Gary Fritsch followed with an RBI triple to break the game wide open. Final score: UWP 11, MATC 1. In game two, the Rangers struck early with first baseman Jeff Reikowski's two run triple, giving Parkside a two run lead. It was short-lived, however, because MATC came up with two runs in their half of the first to tie the score. After answering MATC with one run in the top of the second, Parkside found themselves trailing 5-3 when MATC scored three times in the second. The Ranger hitters responded quickly though, scoring three times in the third with Gary Fritsch singling in what turned out to be the game winner with two out. They then broke the game open in the fourth, sending ten men to the plate and scoring five times. Freshman Joe Rick recorded the victory for the Rangers with three strong innings of one-hit ball. MATC did mount a rally in the sixth against John Hagen, another freshman pitcher, but he settled down to close the door on MATC. The final score in the night cap was 13-9. Sunday, the Rangers played at home for the first time, taking on MSOE. Again, Parkside fell behind early when starter Rob Peiffer was reached for one run in the first. That run held up until Baseball see page 16 ceived gold medals in-each event. Although the Americans did very well in their individual events, the team itself finished with a silver medal, coming in behind the Russian team. Before leaving Moscow, Arend said the team spent one day touring the city. "We saw the Kremlin, statues of Lenin, the Red Square and the tomb of their unknown soldier. We also saw the point where Hitler was stopped and Russia lost 20 million people. "We were taken every - vhere by KGB agents," Arend said. "We were not allowed to go anywhere by ourselves. We were told to stay in the hotel, so we did." "If you left the hotel you were on your own," Arend recalled. Arend said that once one of the American athletes left the hotel, and when he tried to get back in he realized that he had not taken his U.S. identification with him. "The guard at the door wasn't going to let him in," Arend said. "She kept pushing him back outside. Luckily one of the KGB agents who had been with us since we had gotten there recognized him, went over to the guard, showed his badge and the athlete was allowed back in. "No one questions the actions of the KGB over there," Arend stated. "While we were shopping, the lines were so long; and we only had a certain amount of time, so the KGB agent went to the front of the line, showed his badge and the clerk took care of us right away." Although Arend said he thought the trip was very educational, giving him a chance to learn first-hand the history of Russia, he has no desire to go back. "I really noticed my loss of freedom over there," Arend said. "We had people come up to us to help them get out of Russia. Our coach warned us that things like that might happen. He told us that we just had to walk away because if we interfered, we might not come home ourselves. "It was really scary," Arend said. "I just never want to go back. I was so happy to be back in the United States. When I flew into Milwaukee, it was really good to see Lake Michigan again!'' Arend is now trying to raise money to sponsor another trip with the same team. He will be going to New Zealand in December of 1989. He needs to raise four thousand dollars, and he will go to major companies in the area, but he will also rely on the support of family and friends. He feels that with his experience in these competitions, and with his winning record he stands a good chance in raising the money he needs. "Right now I'm the best in the United States of the hearing- impaired athletes," Arend said, "and I hope to carry that over to New Zealand." Arend is not wrestling with the Parkside team this semester. "I hope to wrestle in open tournaments through Parkside," Arend said, "and I want to help out Coach Koch in any way I can." Rangers sweep doubleheaders SOCCER Sat., Oct. 3 - At Beloit College, 5 p.m. VOLLEYBALL Fri. and Sat., Oct. 2-3 - At the UW-Milwaukee Tournament; play begins at 5 p.m. Fri., resumes at 9 a.m. Sat. Mon., Oct. 5 - At UW-Madison, 7:30 p.m. WOMEN'S TENNIS Sat., Oct. 3 - At UW-Oshkosh, 10 a.m. Tues., Oct. 6 - Home vs. Carroll College, 3 p.m. At Wed., Oct. 7 - Concordia (111.) College, Lake Forest, 3 p.m. CROSS COUNTRY Sat., Oct. 3 - At the Golden Gopher Invitational, Minneapolis, 11 a.m. GOLF Fri. and Sat., Oct. 2-3 - Parkside hosts the Ranger Invitational; play begins at 9 a.m. BASEBALL men?"13 S&t' °Ct" 2 3 " At the UI"Chicag° Circle Tourna- Sun., Oct. 4 - Home vs. Marquette, noon. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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Picazo Kelly ~cKlsslck •'{ think the main concern that there shouldn't be t people living in here; room was designed for Wegot lucky that we all along,but it could have bad. H junior Greg lers said, when asked IIllout feelingson living in the )\lsldencehalls for his second year. < Theresidence halls are be- pming their second year and manystudents are dissatls- liedabout how they are run ind how quickly their reo ~sts are acted upon. Many students paid for l"damages to the rooms that Ibeywere responsible for at Ibeendoflast year, Payment tordamageswas taken out of .. securitydeposit paid at the beglnntng of the year. When Ibestudents came back this fall, the repairs and mainte- nance were not done, and damagedarticles weren't reo 1lIaced. Peters commented that he and hts roommates were reo quired to pay $185, divided six ways, for a new table at the end of last year, When he cameback there was no new table,and the old one hadn't evenbeenfixed. In his apartment alone, the \ table, a few chairs, a door, a short in the stove arid a faulty smoke detector were paid to be replaced, but the condl. tions remained the same as of last week. Peters and his roommates fixed the table by themselves. They are promised a new one ••any day now." They also re- painted the walls of their rooms, on their own, but were still charged for repainting of their rooms. Bojdan Szafraniec, a soph- more living his second year. in the halls, pointed out that he couldn't see it being fair that they charge the same for two people in a single room that they do for two people in a double room. They have half the space and only one closet. "They're not really that bad, I mean the dorms are , halfway decent, but some of the things they do to you make you _mad." he ex- plained. "What's the use of having a security deposit if things don't get fixed?" Peters responded to the Issue of parties in the halls with the fOllowing, "The ad- ministration has to realize that this Isn't a normal campus where you can walk to house parties or bars. This is the main center of social activity, and the people that This chair was not intended to be a recliner. are of age should be allowed to drink in their rooms if they want to without fear of being fined because they have minors who room with them." "If they want to control parties, they should control off-campus people coming to the halls to party," he sald. Another major problem felt by many students in the halls are the limited hours that they cal! get food on campus. The few hours on the week. ends and the lack of substan- tial nutritious food were seen as the two areas that could be Improved the most. Two sophomores and a jun. lor living in the halls com- mented on the situation, ask. Ing to remain anonymous. They wtll be called Smith, Brown and Jones. "The main problem Is the food, everyone Is upset about that," Smith, a sophomore, said. III went to a different university last year, and the food service was open on the weekends. Besides, the MInI Mart is only open for three hours on Saturday and Sun. day, so you have to walt to buy your food. The food in there isn't really substan- tial." He explained that Food Service prices were high as well. He said that almost every meal costs close to $4. He has only eight meal cards left for the rest of the semes- ter, and thinks that he wtll ron out before the semester is finished. Jones, a sophomore, goes home to Milwaukee every weekend, but "feels sorry for these guys. The food Is kind of expensive here. I mean, 70 cents for a glass of pop?" "Food Serivce is set up for commuters, not for us. It's set up for people who eat one meal a day. at Iunch, " Brown, a junior, said. Smith also explained that In instances when there Is a function being held in the din- Ing room, they (the students) - must eat In the Unlon Square. "A bunch of us come back from practice, and you have a huge line downststrs, There's ony one person work.. Ing the cash register, and you have to walt In line for almost Halls see page 5 Residence hall's director answers complaints bySteven R. Picazo Since he was hired last BUmmer,Steve Erwin, dtrec- tor of residence life, has fae ba Cd many challenges and s had to deal with many problems. When Erwin arrived, he recognizedthis as a commut- ~ campusthat was attempt. g to get a f1ediing,housing Programmoving into Its sec. _ °llla nd year. There was much t needed to be aceom- Plishedin a short period of ::;ne,and he was anxious to ~k1ethe task. My expectattons of what ~e campUsWOUldbe like are I Ing liVed up to In the cnai- ~ that I have faced so r, Erwin said, "And I- see the futUre of housing on ~1~~'uSas being very post- UThesecUritysystem that Is sed for the housing Is a :que situation because the Un.~lng' ComplexIs an Island '" ItseU that doesn't fall :der the direct jurisdiction rtty~e. campus and Its secu- b "The nature of the relation- ship between the security sys- tem and the housing complex Is interesting, and there Is sllll some definition that , 'needs to take place," he said, •'The campus security has been .very cooperative in helping us deal with problems that we have had up to this point " Th~ Resldellt Advisers (RA's) on campus are to deal with any problem first, If they are unable to reclify the situation then campus secu- rlty Is called. The last ele- ment to be tapped into Is the Kenosha County Sheriff's De- partment. , "Off-campus underage stu- dents are a large problem that has come to the forefront as of late," he commented. "The reputation of this campus was one that was not particularly very good when It came to partying. It wasn't always invited guests who were coining out here, but they would come out and mill around looking for a party. Many times It wasn't ~:,ry hard for them to flpd,'1,\e. Inside•., Pettit cusses regent •••• n ••••••••••• page 3 Truman Scholarship •••••••••••••••••page 5 As Doc sees It· , 'w ••• ~ •• page 9 Communication barriers ••••••••••page 11 <, The student life handbook outlines the rules and regula. tlons when It comes to rest- dence hall parties. It de- scribes that there should not be more than 20 people In a room but these regulations are flexible and subject to In- terpretatlon. Recent events have helped re-define the policy and pro- cedure concerning campus parties. Over two weeks ago a party apparently got out of band, so the Kenosha pollee were called. When they ar- rived, they broke up the gath- erlng and sternly told all in- volved that for each minor found at the next party they had til break up, there could be a fine of over $600levied. Erwin said, "This type of occurence is an extreme ex- ample of what could happen. Overall, the students have been a good bunch and have been decent about the types of gatherings they have. Once the county Is called, responsi- bility Is taken out of my bands and If they decide to Issue tickets. they'll Issue tickets. ' "We don't want a spy-pollee situation to develop between the R.A.'s and the students. The R.A.'s primary role Is one of counselor and program director, and we would hope that they can maintain these qualities Instead of just being an element of law enforce. ment," Erwin explained. The condition of the apart· ments at the beginning of the semester was not acceptable to many of the students. Btu- dents had paid for damages out of their security deposits and the repairs weren't done. "The large majority of the charges were assessed to clean the apartments. The rest. of them (the charges) were Inflated by damaged ar- tleles In the apartments. The money collected Is being held In a special account," he said. Erwin admitted that there were certain things that should have been fixed that weren't. HIs justification for this was that his department was terribly understsffed and the summer conference pro- ErwIn _ page 4 october 15, 1987 University 01 Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 1 a, No. a Students miffed about res. hall conditions by Steven R. Picazo Kelly McKissick ''I think the main concern IS that there shouldn 't be dght people living in here; room was designed for We got lucky that we all jet along, but it could have been bad." junior Greg ,eters said, when asked at,out feelings on living in the residence halls for his second year. flle residence halls are be- ginning their second year and many students are dissatis- fied about how they are run and how quickly their re- -quests are acted upon. Many students paid for damages to the rooms that they were responsible for at the end of last year. Payment for damages was taken out of a security deposit paid at the begiMing of the year. When the students came back this fall, the repairs and mainte- nance were not done, and damaged articles weren't re- placed. Peters commented that he and his roommates were re- quired to pay $185, divided six ways, for a new table at the end of last year. When he came back there was no new table, and the old one hadn 't even been fixed. In his apartment alone, the table, a few chairs, a door, a short in the stove and a faulty smoke detector were paid to be replaced, but the condi- tions remained the same as of last week. Peters and his roommates fixed the table by themselves. They are promised a new one "any day now." They also re- painted the walls of their rooms, on their own, but were stlli charged for repainting of their rooms. Bojdan Szafraniec, a soph- more living his second year in the halls, pointed out that he couldn't see it being fair that they charge the same for two people in a single room that they do for two people in a double room. They have · half the space and only one closet. "They're not really that bad, I mean the dorms are halfway decent, but some of the things they do to you make you mad," he ex- plained. "What's the use of having a security deposit if things don't get fixed?" Peters responded to the issue of parties in the halls with the following, "The ad- ministration has to realize that this isn't a normal campus where you can walk to house parties or bars. This is the main center of social activity. and the people that This chair was not Intended to be a recliner. are of age should be allowed to drtnk in their rooms if they want to without fear of being fined because they have minors who room with them." "If they want to control parties, they should control off-campus people coming to the halls to party," he said. Another major problem felt by many students in the halls are the limited hours that they caq get food on campus. The few hours on the week- ends and the lack of substan- tial nutritious food were seen as the two areas that could be improved the most. Two sophomores and a jun- ior living in the halls com- mented on the situation, ask- ing to remain anonymous. They will be called Smith, Brown and Jones. "The main problem ts the food, everyone is upset about that," Smith, a sophomore, said. "I went to a different university last year, and the food service was open on the weekends. Besides, the Mini Marl is only open for three hours on Saturday and Sun- day, so you have to wait to buy your food. The food in there isn't really substan- tial." He explained that Food Service prices were high as well. He said that almost every meal costs close to $4. He has only eight meal cards left for the rest of the semes- ter, and thinks that he will run out before the semester is finished. Jones, a sophomore, goes home to Milwaukee every weekend, but "feels sorry for these guys. The food is kind of expensive here. I mean, 70 cents for a glass of pop?" "Food Serivce is set up for commuters, not for us. It's set up for people who eat one meal a day, at lunch," Brown, a junior, said. Smith also explained that in instances when there ts a function being held in the din- ing room, they (the students) must eat in the Union Square. "A bunch of us come back from practice, and you have a huge line downstairs. There's ony one person work- ing the cash register, and you have to wait in line for almost Hallsuepage5 Residence hall's director answers complaints by Steven R. Picazo Since he was hired last BUmmer, Steve Erwin, direc- tor of residence life, has baa faced many challenges and had to deal with many Problems. When Erwin arrived, he recognized this as a commut- er campus that was attempt- Ing to get a fiedling housing Program moving into Its see- d Year. There was much that needed to be aceom- Plished ln a short period of lhnta e, and he was anxious to ckle the task "My expec~tions of what :«:ncamll pus WOUid be like are 1 g Ved up to in the chal- enges that I have faced so th '" Erwtn said. "And I see e future of housing on ~t~p,us as being very posi- The security system that is UBed for the housing ls a :!"lque situation because the U:lng complex is an island \Ul itself that doesn't fall f tt the direct jurisdiction ty. e campus and its secu- "The nature of the relation- ship between the security sys- tem and the housing complex ts interesting, and there is still some definition that · needs to take place," he said. • 'The campus security has been very cooperative in helping us deal with problems that we have had up to this point." The Resident Advisers (RA's) on campus are to deal with any problem first, if they are unable to rectify the situation then campus secu- rity is called. The last ele- ment to be tapped into is the Kenosha County Sheriff's De- partment. "Off-campus underage stu- dents are a large problem that has come to the forefront as of late," he commented. • 'The reputation of this campus was one that was not particularly very good when tt came to partying. It wasn't always invited guests who were coming out here, but they would come out and mill around looking for a party· Many times it wasn't ~.ery hard for them to find one. The student life handbook outlines the rules and regula- tions when it comes to resi- dence hall parties. It de- scribes that there should not be more than 20 people in a room, but these regulations are flexible and subject to in• terpretation. Recent events have helped re-define the policy and pro- cedure concerning campus parties. Over two weeks ago a party apparently got out of hand, so the Kenosha police were called. When they ar- rived, they broke up the gath- ering and sternly told all in- volved that for each minor found at the next party they had to break up, there could be a fine of over $600 levied. Erwin said, "This type of occurence ls an extreme ex- ample of what could happen. Overall, the students have been a good bunch and have been decent about the types of gatherings they have. Once the county ts called, responsi- bility ts taken out of my hands and 1f they decide to issue tickets, they'll Issue tlckets. "We don't want a spy-police situation to develop between the R.A. 's and the students. The R.A. 's primary role is one of counselor and program director. and we would hope that they can maintain these qualities instead of just being an element of law enforce- ment,'' Erwin explained. The condition of the apart- ments at the beginning of the semester was not acceptable to many of the students. Stu- dents had paid for damages out of their security deposits and the repairs weren't done. Inside .•. "The large majority of the charges were assessed to clean the apartments. The rest. of them (the charges) were lnfiated by damaged ar- ticles in the apartments. The money collected 1s being held in a special account," he said. Erwin admitted that there were certain things that should have been fixed that weren't. Hts jusWtcation tor this was that his department was terribly understaffed and the summer conference pro- Erwin ... page 4 Pettit cusses regent •...•....••...... page 3 Truman scholarship •....•••••••••••• page 5 As Doc sees it .......................... page 9 Communication barrlers .......... page 11 • 2 Thl/r8d8y, October15,1987Ranger'--------====---~ erspectlves ~ ef£/~17 ,our view Apathy is not just a student's disease : ;J~.~"~~~~ Hanwc:omIn& al ParlWde. There are '" ... to<' whom Uta wu an eeeaeton to tbe 101 you' tatf.JV 8lle rim game wu exclUng qUIte a tew faculty and staff bolII pIa)'tIlC and elleertng. Then they lett. no ""'"' than live /aculty or .tafl members er team Thla Is ahamelul. Some .tu· ly cold to Ich bolh pm ... Bravo lor stu- UM fa1r UWr ecccer fa.n.s rt'onl ... •• nUl_ re planned to be a good ume to cIlulce and lor people who "'-ould Ilke ,- r,-",IO jUa and play bladtjacll or crape. Untorlu- • _ 100 III&n7 peopI looll advantage o( Uta nex- ~::::=~~~ lor the aludenla and olat1 members • _ to pUn the Homecomlng acUvlU"" when llilmoM _ '" the t&culty or l&1f oupporled their e/torts. Too _ -..11 -.. the (aculty chortle aboul stu- _ apathY al ParUlde. and 100 (ew members o( the aea- lIC&lf are llnoWn to the oludenla because they do nol to pport the P de teama. These two prob- ......,_m to 10 hand In hand. I U cellor Kaplan and Assistant Chan- ra take Urn to come to the evening's ac- Un • thai other members o( the admlntstraUon -.JcI aI80 II __ \hat U the tew (aculty members who a can mall \be urne to do 00. then other (aculty I &&me ettorl F1.nally. and moel regrella· mo thai U the liO oludanla who did come to the and the 100 who earne to \he evening'. actlv!· the ume to do thai. then \he reat o( our close iOi~~~~*-~""::i1ld do the &ame. )'ear before ......... Homecoming ban· )'0 al Parltalde. bul wlth the encourage· \he'_ ~1m~traUon. (acully and staff the partlcl· d be pllenomenal. II c rtalnJy would be U .... money altached to IL - • ED! Rl Edooo< EdoIot E...... Jim __ E_ Tom DoAcoior _ F_ e- - Dol __ Edolor WHICHE.VER ONE YO(J GUYS LIKE 15 FINE WITH j!E.! I your views ] Nobody. asked me, but Vets get nowhere with Kaplan ~ ts Written and edit~d by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its ~.; cy content. It IS publIshed every Thursday during the academic year except over breakS ...... days Leners to the editor will.be accepted only jf they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or ~ ~.!!!rs must be Si9ned. with a telephone number mcluded for verification purposes. Names Wl~bI: In;:l'U upon request. . faRant90erreserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false an410f de- rna ry. ~~~ lor all ~"ers. and clas~lied ads, is Monday al 10 a.m, lor pubiication ~~SpondenCfl should be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Ke- ing). I 53141. Te~pt>one 4141553·2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (AdvertlS- paper work required to • cure those benetlla. TIle JII requires speclallzed _ edge of veterans benef1ll: requires that the vetmn Advisor be able lDspeallt language ot the veterans.III it reqUires some sensltllr1l1 the problems o( the ve_ None of tltese quallficatlllll readily found in a J1QlI. eran. The Ranger on Sepl I 1987 had an article repol1ll that the veterans officeIII moved. That article will II accurate. The veterans. did not move: it was disblti ed and allowed to die, For the past year, the III erans office was collocated WLCC D139F wlth ParISI' Adult Student AIIJ&lll (PASAl, an organizational! a potential membe~ 2400 studenl$ and an active membership of fr: than 10. Operating on an - veler~n8 _ pogo I L UF Ilendy L.co.n ._ Sports Edit", Oeve IoIcE-.oy __ ._ , .l'tlOIo Edit'" I<MI UcCtsy --_._Aaal. PIloIo Ed"'" .IOn t-..on ... ....Ad ~ ~J RoN._OooInbuIJon ~ Aobb L-.._. ..... Copy Edrtor -\f-F----.--_- GE~A-'>..,~b.._ -.~~..-~-__=:-~ "Uolw. -..".. - -- -...:"::."= -----.._. T __ ' by lloyd A. Tremmel rating. As a veteran, my back· ground Is not that unusual. Sacrifice is a common re- quirement for service in any branch o( the mllltary. Hav. ing served in the military and having earned the right to be called a "veteran n means that a person "has demonstrat- ed a special love for his or her country and has shown a willingness to endure per- sonal hardship while express- Ing that love of country. Vet. erans are special people. . Until recently. I worked part-time as the work-studies veterans Adviser at Parkside. The Veterans Administration (VA) paid me $3.35 per hour to work approXimately 16 hours per week assisting the other veterans attending Parkside. The veterans advis- er's duties include advising veterans on specific benefits to whlch they may be entitled and assisting them in proc- essing them in processing the I'm 45 years old and have completed 21 years In the air (orce. I am studylng applied computer science at Parkside wlth the goal o( embarklng on a second and more routin~ career. During my mllltary career, I served two tours of duty in Vietnam, and I flew more than 160 combat missions. Typical of those who serve their country (or extended lengths o( urne, mllltary duties required separations from my wife and my chil- dren for varying periods of time (a total o( more than 5 years). During the 21 years I was in the military. I tra- velled all over the world; I pulled KP; I tlew an airplane at twice the speed of sound; I sat up all night on guard duty; I had a lot o( good times and I attended many mllliary funerals. I rettred wlth a 20 percent disability I" • 2 Thursday, October 15, 1987 Ranger pe rspect I v es =~-~~,{l,,;;;--'8, --WH---=,CH-E==VE-R==ON-E=--=~~ our view I Apathy 1s not just a student's disease jyour views yO{J GUYS LIKE f 15 FINE WITH~ Nobody_ asked me, but ] Vets get nowhere with Kaplan by Uoyd A, Tremmel I'm 46 years old and have completed 21 years in the air force. I am studying applied computer science at Parkside v.1th the goal of embarking on a second and more routlnE: career. During my military career, I ser\'ed tv.'o tours of duty in Vietnam, and I flew more than 160 combat missions. TyplcaJ of those who serve their country for extended lengths o! time, military duties required separations Lrom my wife and my chil- dren for varying periods of Ume (a total of more than 5 years). During the 21 years I was in the mllltary, I tra- velled all over the world; I pulled KP: I new an airplane at twice the speed of sound; I t up all night on guard duty; I had a lot of good Um · and I attended many military funerals. I retired Wlth a 20 percent disability rating. As a veteran, my back- ground is not that unusual. Sacrifice ls a common re- qulremen t for service in any branch of the mllltary. Hav- ing served in the military and having earned the right to be called a "veteran" means that a person has demonstrat- ed a special love for his or her country and has shown a willingness to endure per- sonal hardship while express- ing that love of country. Vet- erans are special people. Until recently, I worked part-time as the work-studies veterans Adviser at Parkside. The Veterans Administration (VA) paid me $8.35 per hour to work approximately 16 hours per week assisting the other veterans attending Parkside. The veterans advis- er's duties include advtsing veterans on specific benefits to which they may be entitled and assisting them in proc- essing them ln processing the paper work required lo• cure those benefits. The jl requires specialized krlllli edge of veterans benefiu requires that the vell!!11'1 Advisor be able to speak language of the veterans it requires some sensiti~ the problems of the veteraa None of these quallflcatlom readily found in a non e:ran. The Ranger on Sepl 1987 had an article report,( that the veterans office moved. That article was accurate. The veterans did not move: it was dis ed and allowed to die. For the past year. tht erans office was col!oca WLCC D139F with P Adult Student Al (PASA). an organiZation a potential membership 2400 studen~ and an a active membership or! than 10. Operating on Veterans see page 6 Ranoer is W!Tl1en and ed1t~d by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible !or its edit~ 2,-s al'ld content. It is publiShed every Thursday curing the academic year except O'lf!' bfWS 18 Leners 10 Ille editor will _ be accepted only if they are typed. dDUble-spaced and 350wordso,- he nlders musl be SIQned. with a telephone number mclllded lor verilieation purposes. Names le upa n request I Rantg er reserves the right to ecm leners and refuse those which are false an 111 or de- ama ory. ~ Th~::; for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 1 o a.m. for publication All oorres~Adence should be addressed to : Ranger. UW-Parkside, Box 2000. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. "Midnight Express' subject clarifies discrepancies Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document oolODer8. 1S87 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. t 8. No. 8 ~P.!'esentatio~ "~if!.,!!!!ht ~~~~~~!:.: sUbject clarifies discrepancies AJOI.Feature Edlto~. unfair to the Turkish people." Uniled Stales 1bllched about, "I didn't sa an !ll<aulb or ofthe book MId· tHayeS, who was a student and everything that was good that" Hayes :lale~knUke JlilblExpress." Billy Hayes, a ~arquette University 1 took for granted." no ';'atter what I"';"'d 1 w ew ... at parkside last Tues- majoring In Engllsh before Hayes told the audience to getting 80 years All' I : ., nJgI1l In the Union otne- going to Turkey, only has one stop and think about the Iittle was 'I can't do ~ythIn :. I 11II to a crowd of about 100 comment about his reason for things Uke showers and Ice can do is forgive you ' g. __ lAo what he had done. for your water. He drew "The onI thin j~ d n ";.Yes.whowas arresled In "~y motivation was stm- ' moans when he told them he Hayes sail "is g teU o,::,s24 lJlO In Istanbul. Turkey and pie, Hayes said. "Greed. went five years Without a hours a d~y that y. ebSJiedwith smuggling two "Of course I knew I was shower. and that he got hot loser you re a lIIDSofhaSh!sh.gave a very smar~ enough to get away water ones a week and had to arow:.dsom~~e~~:d~:h~~ JDOVing accountof what hap- With It," Hayes joked, "which pour II over his head. wasn't oU; to let an of II pened. the lessons he learned show,~you how stupid I really Hayes praised his father for affect ';e." g y IIId what has happened to was. giving him the strength he Afler his sentence was blm sinceheescaped., Hayes told 'the audience needed to survive. changed Hayes was trans- Hayesstarted his lecture about his capture at the air. '.'MY,~atherwas a rock," he ferred t.:, an island prison In by asking the crowd how port by the Turkish soldiers satd, wtthout his strength the Sea of Marmara The is manyof them had seen the who ~ere there lo?king for and lo~e I wouldn't have sur- land Is located about·20 ml1e~ movieor read the book. He terrorists. Hayes safd the 501- vived. from the mainland He was IIS1d there were some dlffer- diers were relleved to find out Billy Hayes Although Hayes wrole the the oniy foreigne; at this OlC" between the fllm and that it was hash and not plas- book "Midnight Express." prison. He decided the oniy Ihe movie. tic explosives that he had official there," Hayes stated. Oliver Stone wrote the way he would survive is to es- "My hookwas my own lit. taped to his body. "I called him Tex because of screenplay for the movie. cape, so he decided to work Ue story." Hayes said. "I Afler being questioned by his accent. but 1 never knew Stone rec~ntiy won aC~!aim hard. and get Into shape. so orote aboutwhat happened to the Turkish authorities. his real name. 1 thought he :::; ~s Vietnam film. Pla- he would survive any atlempt mewhDe I was in prison. Hayes was asked to identify was from the Drug Enforce- .~ . he would make. ''The fUm-makers took my the man who sold him the ment Agency. Ollver put his o~,feellngs In order to keep hlmaelf IIl>ry and used it to make a hash. Hayes was taken to "The scene in the movie is In\~ ~,~creenPI~ :ayes mentally ready, he kept tell- statement," Hayes empha- 'The Pudding House'. which correct." Hayes said. "Tex sa. en we e one- ing himself that he was only IIzed "I thlnk it's a very was a hippie hang out In Is put a gun to my head and told on-one about my experiences. on this island for a short time ,...rlw and a very effective lanbul. and, afte; reallzlng me that if I tried to escape he :::;ge~~dth~~~e~';;;:fs oJ and that he way going home Ilalement,but at the same that Hayes wasn·t about to would blow my brains out." ut them on the screen" an soon. ume I bave a lot of major identify anyone, the pollce Hayes said that being in p One point where WS Is The island prison served as problemswithit. took 'him to prison. prison was probably the best clearl evident is In the final a port of call for ships deallng ''Themajor problem is that "The attempted escape thing that ever happened to cou~m scene when HI' es' In frutts and vegelables. and lite.. Is an overall attitude In chase through the chicken him. He also said that he sentence is being Changel At he realized his way of escap· lite rum that was not In my house didn't happen." Hayes thought that everyone should this point Hayes had oniy 53 Ing was tied to the back on book. The film created an said referring to the movie. spend a year In prison. be- days ieft' on his original 4% one of the large ships • In overall lOIpressionof a 'bad "They had me very closely cause it teaches you to ap· ear sentence The Hi h the form of a rowboat. '!l1rk.... Hayes said. "It guarded. and they were going preciate the lltlle things. bourt In Turk~y decided gto Hayes waited unW one leaves the impression that to make sure 1 didn·t go any· "I was a child of the use Hayes as an example to night In October of 1974, when lite.. are nothing but bad where. sixties." Hayes said. "Every·" other smugglers and reversed a large storm blew In. and he '11Irks in Turkey, which of "There was an American thing that was bad about the" the original sentence. Hayes see page 4 Parksidecomputer hacker caught and convicted by Steven R. Picazo Fonner Parkside student ThomasF. Hansen was con. Vlctedlast month of three IIlisdemeanorcounts of com. PlIlercrime. He had raided ~ Parkslde computer sys- .... In 1985and had been ~YIng and modifying .u at lWI convenience. DUringthe time that Han. : was In the system. he had He~ every account on it. tha broken Into an area ~h served the function of eo er and data bank for ~rlghted Information. stu aslcauy. we want our PI! dents here to know this he~~ ~as PUnished for what dents cause they (the stu· lured)were actually the In· ry P3rly," Lee Goldesber. cOmaSsociatedirector of the he JUler Center said. "What was d was harassment. He that.~"1.~tg onto accounts ""'" belong to him; he b _ was changing passwords on other students. changing quotas on their accounts and proceeded to make life very difficult for students as they tried to do their work." Hansen also Intercepted messages that were being sent to the Computer Center. The Center was never able to act on these messages to as- sist students because we never saw them. In some cases, he would answer the students' questions or just de· lete them off the system. Hansen was sentenced to three year's probation. fined $7.236and ordered to perform 500 hours of community serv· Ice work. The doliar figure was determined by the amount of time it took Gol- desberry to track down and help pollce officials deter· mine who had been invading the Parkslde syslem. In addi- tion. Goldesberry helped un· cover how much the suspect knew about the system. The dollar amount will be paid In restitution to the university. I Goldesberry said the funds will be used to purchase more terminals for the students. Under court direction Han· sen was enjoined from having conlact during his three year probationary period with a now graduated Parkside stu- dent who a1legediy assisted him In getting Into the sys- tem. No legal proof has been established to iink the other former Parkside student to Hansen's actions. Hansen was caught by trac· Ing the phone lines. All com· puter related materials were then confiscated with the use of a search warrant. Goldes- berry and campus Security spent the next few months going through over SOOdis· kettes to figure out what Han· sen had been doing. Officials commented that it , was ·Kenosha's first convic- tion of this nature and that it will hopefully set a precedent to deter further crimes of this .kind. Since the break-In. the com· puter center has tightened its security. They have created "captive accounts" that only perform certain functions. then automatically shut down. Also, the system no longer has a llst of pass· words. Phillip G. Charest, director of the Computer Cenler said, "The Inlerference caused by this student could have caused the students academic problems and prevenled them from completing their work on time. This is something .that can·t be accepted In an academic environment. tt Inside... Wingspread conference , page 3 Computerized elections page 5 Cartoonist from Parkslde ,.., ,..page 7 Intramural update page 10 � perspectives our view ' • Homecoming is an opportunity to become a part of Parkside ~... k Is upon How did II ..,t here .. quIcILIy' II -.u like ~ week !be ftnrt ... eek of !be meater. 11 Is lhe r_poullbWly and the prIvUege of ry one of to partlclpe.1e In lhe eventa .. much as ~b • nit. )'Mr'" Homecom~ "cUYltiel wW haft " Winter Oamlval ~ to them, TIlere wW be points "warded to ch cJu or orp.nlaallon In lhe foIIowtIl& caleCO riea : K.Inc or or : 211 poIIlla per en1raIIt K.Inc 01' 211 poIIlla per _r Prince or ~: 10 poInta 1_ rwu>en upl V lallle duly. & poIIlla ,...hour • poIala fDr u.a orpAIaa _ wtUl u.a _ poIIlta lor .....nmc al u.a vot1IIC l&bIe, Vartely 8I>ow • • poIala per act • poIIlta ..... u.a ~act 10 poInta ..... two hour ahttt at u.a Varialy lIbow 0.-: 10 ,... team eatry per pm • poInta lor wtru>u of - 10 for aeC<lnd place & poInta for U1Ird ~e Soccer O&me: & poInta per apectalor 10 poIllla per VOIWltaerat lab per hour Some people may lIy that the poIllt ayatem doean't matter becaua tI>ey don't be10rlg to a club or orga.nUa. lion. nit. Is a croat Urne to join. There was a recruitment fatr this on the concourse to Involve those who have the ume and -ro to t>ecome Involved. n- who .....n of1 campua and have a d1tlIcult Urne commtltln& themlle1v to the ruponsIbWtiea of a club ehouJd mali:e every effort to <:ometo lhe game and cheer lor the _eer team. U the atudenta are not able to do lbat, perhapo lhey can attend the dance and caaIno night -y.....unc. Tbe tmpar1ant cttmenalon to all of the hoopla this week Is not u.a potnla or lhe prtz.ea. It _'t really matter Wblch club or even ...hlch Jdng or queen candidate, bat t really mak a dlUerence 1.1 the element of lradl-. eventa Uli:eHomecoming lend to this campus. are t/V _ years of our IIv . There are the J'8&l'I wW ant to recall and brag about. Let's make an effori to mali: them memorable. Partlclpe.te In Home. 0llm1II&. 2 ThurSdaY, OCtober 8, ll1llt "'"''II'" ~ NO! /fAll; F«!J1! PONCHA WANNA SEE. WHAT I I'tU OUTOF THE HAT? IT COIifJ) BE A JUSTICE 80M! GIl $270 MIUION IN CONTRA AID! JUST WAIT! 1HEfU,~ GOOD STUFF IN HERE SOMEWHEREI MAY.&: A BALANCED 8lJDCET! A MIDDLE EAST POLICY.' COMEBACK! Nobody' asked me, but Condom dispensers are a great idea by George Koenig Let's face It, sex lan't any- thing out of the ordinary In college life. Students are nav- Ing sex. It may not be con· doned, but It's laking place. It's taldng place whether the proper protection Is avallable or not. The questions here are: Is the proper protectton readily avallable? Does the schoot have a direct responsI· bWty to make condoms avall· able? And, should ParkBlde adopt a program to distribute condoma more discreeUy? A contraception program was developed here In the fall aemeater of last year at the Student Health Services of· flee. They distribute ten "Prime" condoms for one dollar along with other forms of contraception at reason. able prices. sandy Mlkolaa, a nurse from Kenosha Memo- r1al HospItal who works as a l1mIted term employee at Health Services, said she wishes more students would reallu that the program Is there, but she realizes that most people are too embar. rassed to ask for such things as condoms. This Is true; not many people want to go Into an office which seems so for- mal and ask for a contracep- tive. We can't take the stu- dents' so-called. • 'good sense of responsibility" for granted. We need to make condoms more readlly avaUable. After a random survey taken by Parkside freshman, I learned that 96 percent of them feel It is necessary to set up condom dispensers, and out of lhoae 96 percent, over half would like to see them Installed in the men's and women's bathrooms. This would make condoms more accessable, and you wouldn't have to feel "stupId" bUying them. Other universIties in the Wisconsin system have al. ready Installed dispensers or are In the planning stages for something of thta sort. For example, UW-Milwaukee is plannlng on a very non-tradi- tional approach to promote condom use. Their student as. SOClation president, Harold Annen, wants to instaU con. dom dispensers In their union bathrooms with condoms that have Utelr school colors and logo on them saying, 'GO PANTHERS GO', This is a very creathr Idea; It tenda to mock the IJI. porlance of being protected, which makes U1Inga ..... more comfortable. I _. Is a good way to help the .. dent's realize the lmpol1ull of protection against ae""" transmitted diseasea wlt!llll the seriousness that bon! everyone. Annen __ 1 know when or even if tber wlll go through with thls. III said. "It will take awhile to Implement them (the Ideall; we're just waltlng to see willi the cost Is before we b"" down the hammer". The student govemmenll1 Parkslde talked briefly sbed a stmUar Idea. Sue WalbollL PSGA senator, saId that !heft are no definite plans, but sbe thinks It would be grest to gel a committee together lroIII several different school.. ganlzations and get woridDI on the project to Install .... pensers. Installlng condom dispens- ers would be convenient IS weU as beneflcial lrom all standpoints because sex lsI1' some rudimentary part 01 life, It Is life. RANGER A.>1oer ~ wntton and edrted by students of UW·Part<side, wt10 are solely respon~ble for its edrtonO pol- ct and content. It tS pubhshed every Thursday during the academic )'tar except over bfeaks and ,... days. Letters to the edrt", w~be accepfed only rt they are typed. double.spaced and 350 words or less '" Ieners must be Signed. WIth a telephone number Included for verffication purposes. Names win be.,,;tho heW:! upon request. Ranger reservos the right to edit letters and refuse those WhiCh are false an<llor de. famafory. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Students protest locked library doors with sit-in Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document oot 0be " 22, Univeralty of Wlaconaln-Pai-kalde # tudentsprotest locked library doors with sit-in ., IIIe\'eD R, Picazo . pared to discuss them. It Is imperative that Important parties Involved be on hand at library committee meet. ings to voice the concerns of the students. "There Is one thing to keep It (the library) open to meet legitimate needs and there Is another thing to keep It open for the very sake of doing It," Kaplan continued. "We Intend to address It. our problem Is money. We do hope we can find some way to juggle the resources. And I hope within a week we can have some sort of resolution to this prob- lem." An Important point made by Kaplan Is that the library situtanon must also be seen as trade-off between service and access. If you keep both the service and the access then you have to cut some- where else. "Every'tlme you look at a zero sum budget, and this Urne you are, you cut some here and give 1t over there and that's just the way It Is", Kaplan said. Kaplan finished addressing the ·students by stating, "I ap- preciate your concem and your Interest. It's nlce to Bee people wanting the library. It Is a very positive lhtog." PSGA president Alex Pettit said that random protests will continue throughout the next weeks until the situation Is reo solved. photo by Steven Picazo . . Students staged sit-In to force 0·1 level library doors open COalition" (LLC) had the convenience and an Incorrect came down to address the crowd using the doorway In move on the part of the ad. group and see for herself no time. As these first few ministration. what the concerns of the stu- brave students made thetr Elizabeth Perry, a handl- dents were. way through the doors they capped student, approached She Informed the group that were applauded for partict- the gathering and asked them a library committee had met patlng In the demonstration. how they managed to get the and would be meeting again. At 10:30 a.m. Professor doors open. She was led to be. One of thetr topics would be Omar Amln, Professor of Lif~ Heve that the D~l doors would the D-1 level doors. Science, joined the group only be locked on weekends "Our desire Is to make the stating he believed what they so she hadn't made the effort library as accessible as we were doing was the correct to get a key for herself. possibly can wilhto the flnan· . thing. He saw the closing of"' After another hour passed, clal limitations", Kaplan the D·l doors as both an In. Chancellor Sheila Kaplan said. "Obviously we are pre- Reduced annual budget forces locks on library doors by Corby", AJlderson I Ub On Monday,October 12, the Do rary closedIts doors to the u/ level In another effort to *'t expenditures Into are· P!o~d annual budget, LInda Db ,acting dtrector of the rary, said the move be. ;;; necessry When the 11- Ita consolJdsted some of ...;"l'VIcesat the L·l and D.l Ierv!" The recent cuts In 18 co. are expected to save ~t~f a $1,106,4081987.88 l:a r to this SUmmer, at D'l ~= student staffed the IlIter and one mlcrocom- "'Iltpu~t worked with 0Ile stu r users. CurrenUy, desk :t serves as both a IOtnpu~ ndant and mtcro. 9Ueli1ly r assistant: Fre. lie lVlibthat student is work- !rOm the patrons far· away to Piel e P'1 exit. According ~' ·..the exit security ~ lJJ desigped to have anlbn ... ~ (at the exit) at Acknowledging that the locked doors are an Inconven- lence, but having .them open "not a necessity." Piele maintains that tlie current op- tion was the least objection. able among those offered to the committee which made the : decision to restrict access. The 0·1 doors are available for use by handt- capped persons and a limited .number of staff: While. the library adrnlnis- tratlon saw closing the doors as Its only option given Its budget constraints and secu- rity problems, others on campus are less than empa- thetlc. Faculty and staff who work In the area of the Ll- . brary/Leamlng Center, which Is separata from the 11· brary Itself, have complained about the added Inconven· lence of getting to such areas as the duplicating center and malJ services, (which are on the D·2 level inside the li- brary) and back, one must go a total of up three and down three levels. According to ern- ployees. not only Is lhls an In- convenience. but it wastes considerable amounts of time as weu, especially when the same path is travelled sev- eral time" each day. While no Gtflclal plans are being made to remedy lhls, Piele said that employees from other areas may eventually be given keys to access the 11· brary through the D·l doors . Alex Pettit, president of Parkslde Student Oovern- ment Association (PSGA) reo sponded to the closing by set- tlng up a table outside of the D.l doors the momlng they were"-locked. By the end of the first day, 549 slgoatures protesting the permanent clo- sure were collected. By the end of the second day. over 1,000 were collected. Students and staff who discovered that the doors were locked seemed eager to slgo the petition. However, Pettit does not ex· pect the effort to payoff. "ApparenUy It (the petition drive) has fallen on deaf ears," he stated. Pettit also commented on the method by which lhls and other decisions affecting the library services have been made. "The library doesn't make a case for what they do. They make a decision and then come up with excuses." Mary Elizabeth ShuUer, vice chancellor, said that if students don't ilke the decl- slons that are being made, then " ...they should go to their representative on the In- fonnatton Resources Commit. tee. The student representa- tlve for the IRC Is Alex Pet- tit. "If they are not satisfied after that, then they should voice thetr opinions at the meetings themselves." The Library Subcommittee of the information Resources COmmittee (lRC) Is the body responsible for making the recent decisions. The subcom- mlttee Is chaired by Protes- sor James Shea. perspectives :=2T11u:=rsda y .=0ct0be=r22=.1987:.:.-Ran 9 _er ------..:: our view Campus leaders take time to make changes 1'tle 1.1nIn th Ub ry to prol the lo<:k1ngof the 0-1 cIoon W I I the Iud n\.l who care aboul what Is In on lhtn unlvenlly can make a dIlference. t .. not an hoUr atter the protest began thai security e d eel lIlat the group disband It was less than an hour after thai lIlal Chancellor Kaplan came down and m group to r th conce",.. not Me th request an unreasonable one, \.I til 8tuden\.l to be ware of the budgetary con- \.I that BIle and the other admtntstrators face. t parttcul&r1y tnwresl!ng. however. was the plu'UO BIle ..-ed to describe U- 8tuden\.l who took the to mak a point and hopetully a change that would pall llIe udenla-lhe campus leaders. '!bat·s a lag stu nl who parUclpated In the Blt·1n can wear with pride um II boa posIuve thtng to be IdenUfied as a I r, d 10m Um not; however. it is never negative the nd t.I crea a better Parkslde for all stu- dent.l ",. war 18 not ov r I: atudents. ataff and faculty are UIUlappy aboul locked Ilbrary. Keep It up. students. a muo lu • staff and faculty will join and together aha1I ov ~,.. Iyour vews Response to vet's views, other issues raised TolMEdI_: In regard to Uoyd Trom- m \'a artIcl In wt week'a Ranger, I have been told that wh n poopl are d pressed and when events don't look as 11 as they could. people nd to look to the pasl for their harmony. They equate harmony and the put with thetr depreaBIon I feel lhl.s has happened to Uoyd Trom· ml When peopl base their f l8 on auumpUolla. they tend to create ter\.lion, unnec- ry t.ena1on neither Trem- mel nor any_y _ n__ God ImoWs we have enough tension to go around. I be· Ilev h has wrongly put the bl&m on ParkBIde dult Stu- dent Alllanc • and that he has replaced und ....tandtng. com· paaBlon and dedlcaUon. wlllch 18 what PA Is about. with lnnuedo. antmOlllty and con· tradl Uon. ){any people. especla1ly the presldenl. Debl Frll8choW and h r vlce pre 1- denl. Gary Heggeland. worked long hoUrs over the summer to atta.ln the reapect of their peers and to put P ASA on the move In a posi- tive direction for once. Trem- mel's article lalnted the con- fidence people had In P ASA. It mayor may not be re- gained. nus remains to be seen. I am sorry that he feels lhl.s v..ay about PASA. Instead of condemntng the organlz.aUon. Trommel should seek ways to work with It_ He should put ilia energy and Input to good use, and use PASA as an out· let for !lis Ideas. Trommel should put aside ilia feeUngs of animosity be- cause In reallty It's the vets. all the vets, who are hurt by Ills loes. Isn·t that what's im- portant here~ Nevertheless, I believe. as I thtnk he doea too. that there is a common ground for all people to stand on. but the problem ta the appllcaUon of such vast ideas. When he has discovered his "common ground_" I am sure the door wUl be open tor any sugges- tion he may have to offer. Be- cause that's what P ASA ts really about. finding common ground on which all students can stand. Respectully submitted, Ralpb Abaglan To the Editor: WIly Is Parkslde looking for new students while other UW centers are capping enroll- ment? WhIle I don·t pretend to have done any empirical re- search on this matter. I would like to offer a few per- sonal observations which may have an impact on this ques- Uon. I am a transfer student from out of state. This is my second semester at Parkside. my first in the dorms. Food service is a problem. 1 can eat at many restaurants cheaper Ulan this cafeteria. I talked to a few people about food service at other UW campuses. I understand a couple of campuses offer food programs where a student can actually live off the food tickets. At UW-Oshkosh. for a lltue over S300per semester a student can eat 2 meals a day five days a week. I am also told that at sev- era! of the campuses, once one goes through the head- count. a student may select any type of meal. A la carte here Is simply too expensive. Most people I have talked to spend between $4 and $5 {or a full meal. When you pay $1.69 for a sandwich. you are bet- ter off buying out of a vend- Ing maclting. Additionally. If you do happen to stay around on a weekend. food is at least available at other campuses. Here. good luck. I would love to see a survey of student satisfaction with this food service program. The dorms are nice. A Uttle noisy at times. but nice. For $1100 per semester they should be. Compare that to UW·MIlwaukee at $88 per month or $450per semester at Oshkosh. Why is Parkside so much more expensive? They must want to payoff the loan for the construction in a hurry. This weekend my dorm room and three others were burglarized. I lost my 19" color remote TV, my room- mate lost his miCrowatl. Others lost stereos and TV.. Our apartment was loclDlil the thief pried open a .. dow. I realize this could.... pen anywhere. but It didn't; happened here. I could go on about • more hot topics. such as ...., the library Is closing earIIIf and why the D-l It,vel door locked. both of wllleh furtlllr aggravate me, but others art voicing their opinions 01- ready. I won't even mentlll the really hot topic of the... slstent heat wave In the .. brary. The POint Is that these aaI other issues concern IJlIIlJ' students. So far they JlI' don·t appear to be being... dressed. Up to now geilenl student apathy has pennltllt this. As I type tills. there lit students demonsirldIC against the D-l door cl""'" to the library. What does it take to ac_ pUsh change around here. a few hundred activists? 11IIl probably won·t happen. Leonard W. Ubbey. Jr. - . Ranger is Wfllten and edited by students of UW·Parl<side. who are solely responsible tor its e<litorial.... cy and content. tt IS publIShed every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and ill' days. letters to the ~itor Will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words l?f leSS- II letters must be Slgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes. Names WIll be'" held upon request. f Ranger re5eIVBS the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de· ---""'\ amatory. . .u-w"'" Th~~. for an \etters. and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication .1500'111" AI1correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside, 80x 2000, Ke· ~~."" nosha WI 53141. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Elections closer than expected Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ooto ber 29, 1987 ----~ - ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkslde Vol. 18, No. e ections closer than expec,ted ",KellY McKissick Organizations Council's P NewsEdItor (SOC) achievement of major p~~i": explained that status declared SOC to no so needs a vlce·presl. IlJlfIl votes had been longer be a standing commit. de.~ who Will respect Pettit. on Thursday night, tee of PSGA, yes-219, no-n respect Alex. He has Ail the "unofficial reo Part two confirmed SOC'~ ~":~J,0ng way, and I think were read off, the title as a major status orgaru. a, my background and 01 applause and pop. zatlon, yes-195, not-45. What :te;.;:,Jd~ w~, can do a I~t -.npagne corks told this means Is that SOC Is now see a gr t gSt ;;.e said. I wbUlerswere. offi~lally a major status or- there." ea nex B months in lIle race for Vice Prest- garnzatlon. Peterso has f I 1/1 the parkslde Student Scott Peterson; PSGA's new .mind for ~SGA~ H:~e~~a~ t AsSOciation vtce-prestdant, thought that the present Senate meetln J, scott Peterson de- the election .race was very are too long, and would ur victory with 89 votes. close. However, he expected to see them run one hour a~ beI1lDdwere ~didates lt to be that way because he the most. "A lot of the busl- Io1'P" with 84 votes and dld not, ,dOmuch for his cam- ness and discussion should Tran with81votes. palgn. I basically ran on my not be held dUring a Senate "" taU student·at·large na!Y'e and my reputation," he meeting, It should be done In 01\ the Segregated Uni- satd, Peterson explained that the office. That's why we Fee-Allocatlon oom- with only five votes between have people put In their office (SUFAC) went to himself and Bill Serpe, the hours (three per week are reo Carr with 153 votes, next runner-up, "It could ,qulred for Senators)" he James Voss, who had have gone either way." said. ' The taU student-at-large He joked that he ran for the He suggested that If sena- lor \he Parkslde Union vtce-presldent position be- tors have Issues to discuss or ry Bosrd (PUAB) went cause It was just about the materials to pass out, lt d to TIm Grygera only position he hasn't held in should be done In the office 118 votes. PSGA. On a' more serious prior to the meeting. He also nlne fall seats for the note, he added, "The main stressed that he Will make Senate went to Dan reason was that I felt that no- sure that meetings are run 1M votes; Steven Plca- body at this university has strictly by parliamentary pro- llIl; Stephanie Tatem,' the qualifications for that job cedure. ; Debl FrItschow, 116; that I have. However, Peterson ex- WUnrow. 113; James "I felt that we needed pressed that .he wanted to 107; Susan Walborn, someone who was going to be "bring a little fun back Into *; Tyson Wilda, 101; and able to work with Alex (Pett· PSGA," meaning that he still IlInPerrauit, 100 votes. They 'tit, PSGA President), some- wants business to get done, lIJIed out Gary Heggeland, one that Alex will listen to. but he would like a friendly 11th 88 votes; Andrew Hola- He will listen to me; I'm not atmosphere as well. "If peo- .... 76; and Greg Swan,73 saying he's going to agree pie start seeing that we can with me on everything, but he get work done and have a will at least listen to what I good time. possibly we Will be have to say," he commented. able to get more people Inter- Part one of a fall rereren- concerningthe Student ~1987 Fall PSGA __ election results Vice President Scott Peterson Bill serpe Hung Tran S.U.F.A.C. Jenny carr James Voss P.U.A.B. Tim Grygera senata 1. Dan Vogt 2. Steve Picazo 3. Stephanie Tatem 4. Debt Frllschow 5. Julie Wunrow 6. James Cole 7. Susan Walborn 6. Tyson Wilda 9. Dan Perrault Heggeland Horahan Swan Referendum 1/1 Referendum 1/2 89 84 11 ested In PSGA." His final point, which was stressed the most, was that he wanted to work on rela- tlons with the other campus organizations. "On the day we held the library open, we had three of the big five major status organIzations out there supporting It. It was great .'• Peterson said. "I think we all have common In- terests even though we're in 153 115 179 155 145 117 116 113 107 106 101 100 69 76 73 Yes 219 No 41 Yes 195 No 45 dltferent areas." . Jenny Carr, a returning member of SUFAC who was filling the seat vacated by Andy Buchanan, was very happy about her victory. "I couldn't be more pleased," she commented. "I felt that with the budgeting getting tighter and tighter, it Ia vllaI that we have experience on • Electlona page2 abor .leader urges end to US support in -Guatemala by Amy H. Ritter NewsEdltor A auatemalan labor leader lIIIted Parkslde, Monday Illera speakingstint at Mar. tbe tie to bring to this campus messagehe has brought =':lor clUesIn the United "::IfO Polanco. general 1I1abo tory of a confederation IIld r UII10ns In Guatemala, ." be came seeking support ~ar causes against a "f lvegovernment. bI 'Ita.s invited by an office AIne O8hIngtonto Inform an ~can aUdience about the Ilua~ POPu,J;armovement in IIpanj mala. Polanco said In Prote:; Parkslde Spanish Iafed r Jose Ortega trans- II p \:Stlo ns and responses a.n ~ co spoke with the ""'~ r. Polanco said he lite. a.s a lI1\lonrepresenta- tie~ his speaking tour of ~, he has visited ... , I • Michigan. IllI· "an::':' Ohio, pennsylva. COUrS'eiWisconsin. Adolfo Polanco Polanco supports the Cen- tral American Peace Plan, signed August 7. He said the plan Is a "great step for the democratization of Central America." One thing standing In the way, however, Is U.S. support of the current Guate· malan government. "Unless this type of help is stopped," said Polanco. "this peace plan Is not going to work. "I caPle ,11>. explain to. tile American people the real sit· uatlon in Guatemala, how the democracy has been manipu- lated by the government of Guatemala. OJ The peace plan, originated by the president of Costa Rica. calls for a cease-fire and dialogue between the Guatemalan government and the guerl1las (URNG). Polan- co said both parties agreed, but soon the government began sending secondary gOY· emment figures with no power to the talks. "And as for the second aspect, the cease fire, they didn't do It," said Polanco. "They kept fighting the guer- illas. . "The guerl1las did go along .with the plan for cease fire and dialogue, but the govern- ment hasn't done anything about those two points. So that is the real nature of the government of Guatemala." Human rights do not exist In Guatemala, Polanco ex· plalned. Saturday. two stu- dents were kidnapped from the UnI'{~r~!ty o( San. Carlos by the government, accused of subversive behavior. "Model villages" have been created to house the Indian popUlation, "so they don't give any support to the guer· illas t " Polanco said. I'They are in a type of jail. " Guatemala has a population of 8 million. Between 1976and 1983, said Polanco. 100.000. people were killed, 60,000 were kidnapped t and 500,000 were exiled . These figures may be mul- tiplied, because if an entire Indian town Is wiped out, there are no survivors to re- port the number of dead. A CIA coup In 1954 began this repressive era of govern- ment in Guatemala. Polanco explained that a revolution before that time put in power a government that went against the Interest of the United Fruit Company. a major U.S. corporation. "And that was untouchable, so the U.S. government eng!- Polanco see page 3 Inside... Parkslde gets $50,000 Kirk breaks barrier Rocktober ends In style Soccer team remains hot page 4 page 5 page 12 page 16 2 'TIlIncMy, Qc:Iober 29. 11187 Rangef . our view on. take lila plclure, 1M Rancer responded 10 a lei.· p/Ione from a cone me<! student who wondered If It waa In IUIe 10 hav an open cocktail party In Upper PIa c1urtnc· tIonaI O>U glate Alcohol Awarenea W ",. cocktail party orlJlnally 10 be hold In the lac· uIt7........... ollnaro 111, bol the sign on 1M door re- t.rftCI ~ 10 the open &reA near the Ubrary. ",. ~ attend.lnlr 1M e lebration were lhoae who _ al~ a coni renee on atu<lent retention held on campwo taaI k ICYUyOIM! IooIuI at IUb tanee abu.oe In a dlflerent way. on. """'. thIo event nothing olfenalve, bot 10 the stu- _t who called and 10 1M IOveral oIMr recovering areo- boIIca who lound lila open UIO of alcohol a paJnluI reo mlnder of tr dJIO&oo. II IlOna lila was lnapproprlale, 10 oay the 1._, -Elections ..... DecIlO". "...", _ , tho commlltee. 1 feel croat 10 have th conlldonce of the campwo behind m .. With P roan vacating the 8UP'AC chair 10 taIle the vlce pruldeney. Carr wW be th. only _ need member on th ""mml ·"f_.. 1Rgfrom oaperleneo. I II bI dlfllcull 10 leO _1 hom you know and ~cl com before 1M commlll d have 10 say no. bol 80m tim It jUft ha.a 10 be I Y In order 10 bo t reaponolbly," LooItInc ad at thJ.s year" ting proc:_, Carr thaI It _'1 eet b1, however. contldenl thaI wW be able 10 CO 10 P toraon for advlce, If n«aoaary •. ott" U respected on eampwo and I know h 's been throuch tho COmmlltee belo ..... 8O I know l' U be able 10 tum 10 him for advice. I jUllI hope everyone realizes thai thia (the SUP'AC commit- tee) I.s nol a popularity con. test. In... me money matters. nobody Is a winner. "It la footiah 10 lhlnk of tho commltlee as a speclal Inler. est group commltlee becaWle II a1mply Lon'I. II doesn'l mal. ter how much you personally belleve tn a project, If the re t of 1M commJtlee doesn'l concur. It won'l ny." Jim Voas, Carr's opponent In the election, has mel with C&rT since the ballots were counted. The two have shared Ideas and thoughts for the comtng bUdgeting process. "Jim has ... me good ldeaa and I think he would have been a good addlUon 10 the committee. U he wants 10 al. tend the meetings and camer a 1Il0e expertence, I think he "'ouId dennJtely have a futuro with It," Carr concluded. - . 1987: THE GREATCORRECTION lL.:.. yo _ u_r_vi_ew_s l Acting director of L/LC responds TO: Alex Z. Petul, PSGA Presldenl Thank you for letting me know the views of the library patrons you surveyed eon- cemlng the clostng of our D·l entrance. We are sorry that cuts tn Llbrary!LearnJng Center staffing made this In- convenience necessary. As you know. this 1sonly one of the service cuts Utat was dls- cussed and reviewed at some length last Spring by the LI· brary SubcommIttee of the Information Resources Com~ mlttee. With its provisions for student representation, this commlttee Is the approprlate forum 10 which to raise your concerns, and I suggest that you do so. Of course, I am always avaUable to discuss your perceptions of student needs and to answer any questions you may have about our services. In your memo you ex- pressed some contusion about the relationship of the closing of the D-1 entrance to the se- curtty of llbrary materials. I'll try 10 clarify this matter for you. To secure its mate- rlaJs, the LlLC uses the 3M security gate system. These gates are designed to be used In conjunction with a monitor- tng stations staffed by llbrary employees who challenge pa- trons attempting to. pass through the gates with mate- rtals that have not been checked out: unfortunately, a routine occurrence in this and other llbrartes. Accordtng to the 3M company, the effecti- veness of the security gates tn reducing theft Is directly related 10 their proximity 10 the staff who monilor them, and the company recom. mends that such staff be Im- mediately adjacent 10 the gates. Before this year, desk at- tendants at both check-out desks monitored their respec- tive entrance gates, and the Level-1 gate continues to be monllored by attendants on that level. However, as are. suit of the consolidation of most circulation functions on Levell (an efficiency meas- ure that saved a Significant sum of money), the D.l Desk has been lett without enough staff to monitor the 0-1 secu- rity gate. Although we have asked our microcomputer assistants 10 add software check·out to their previous duties, wefool It Is essential that they lie able to leave the _ IN whenever necessary to help patrons use mlcrocomputerL Thus, they cannot serve _ tively as gate monitors. and It became necessary to d. that entrance. I hope that this explanatllll clears up your confusion. this potnt. Please let me_ If you would like addJtloIIII information on any of lU services. Linda Plele Acting Dlreclor LIbrary /Leamlng Center To the Edilor: I would like to Ihank every· one who voted tn the PSG.l Election last week and alllbl candidates who ran for offtet- This election Was'OKtrernell' successful tn the sense tlW1 almost 300 people voted'" 13 candidates ran lor nIIt Senate seats. For the ~ time in many semesters, '" will have a full senate. M1" these numbers reflect ~ the student govemment Parkside Is allve, heslthy'" growtng. Letters see twJe 3 Ranger is written a~ edit~ by students of UW-Parkslde. who are solely responsible for its edllO~ t: cy ana content. It IS published every Thursday during the academiC year except over breakS a days. '. II letters to the editor WIll. be accepted omy if they are typed. double.spaced and 350 words Of leSS.. )etters must be SIgned. with a telephone number Included for verificatIOn purposes. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Meet Student Leaders Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The Porkside IS A STUDENT PUBLICATION Of THI UNIVERSITY Of WISCONSIN- PARKSIDE. Special Edition • Chancellor Kaplan Inside meet student leaders Happy New Year! UW-Parkside Welcome Week September 5-10,1988 Monday 4:00-7:00 pm-Picnic Supper- Union Housing 7:00 pm -Double Dare Games - Union Housing Tuesday 3:00 pm -Ice Cream Special - Union Bazaar 7:00 pm. -Recreation Center (Free for All) - Rec Center Wednesday 9:00 p.m. -Comedy Sportz - Union Square Thursday 4:30-8:00 pm -Student Affairs Open House 8:30 pm -Outdoor Movie: PeeWee's Big Adventure - Union Pad fcfcSsS• Friday 1:00 pm -Fun Run 8:30 pm -New Year's Bash featuring The All Night Newsboys - Union Square Saturday 9:00-11 UK) am -PeeWee's Playhouse Breakfast - Union Square 2 Tuesday, sept, e, i MBB Hanger REPEAL PROHIBITION UW-Parkside Student Night Every Wednesday -9-12 pm S1.50 off all Pitchers .75 Taps Sl.OO off all Appetizers If you are terminally dull or think Wayne Newton is a rock 'n roll legend, stay home. Your friends will appreciate it. So will we. 643O W. Was hington Ave. AT6T COMPUTER EQUIPMENT OVER 40% DISCOUNT THROUGH THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-STEVENS POINT / Hf / Available Equipment: PCB300 WGS, PC6286 WGS. PC6312 WGS, 6386 WGS * and STARLAN For Information Call: UWSP Academic Computing 715-346-2081 For purchases financed using AT&T Card Plus from September 5. 1988, through December 15, 1988 • the first payment will not be due until January 24,1989! • no finance charges will be assessed until after that date! PUB is looking ahead Dennis Brown Dennis Brown Although Pi Upsilon Beta has a short history, we have compiled a great many successes, outweighing the expected shortcomings. One of the major triumphs has been the establishment of our orgnization as an official fraternity/sorority on campus. Through the endeavors our former President, Chris Kelley; Vice President, Don Prange; Secretary/Treasurer, Michelle Lindgren; Advisor, Tim Lorman, and our large list of active members, See PUB, page 4 Fill in the blank with PSGA by Jay Lewandowski On behalf of your Student Government, welcome back to school! And now, what do you say we play a little fill in the blank? At the Parkside Student Government Association, we are [a) looking forward to a great year, b) ready to rock and roll, c) really gonna have a good time.] At PSGA, we represent [a) the trees, b) the bushes, c) the students, or d) the bricks] to the [a) Administration, b) Legislature, c) Board of Regents, d) the walls, e) all of the above] on the issues that affect each of us. Our motto is "Students Working for Students." We are always looking for [a) trees, b) new members, c) classrooms, d) more bricks]. Due to efforts made during the freshmen orientation sessions, we have had many [ti) tired, b) scared, c) new, or d) lost] freshmen joing Student Government. New blood is what keeps us going strong. If you have a(n) [a) interest, b) problem, c) questin, d) need to talk, or 3) any Jay Lewandowski of the above] just stop in. Our office is located in WLLC on the D-l level next to the Coffee Shoppe in rom D139A, or feel free to call 553-2244. We're ready to rock 'n roll, are you? Good luck! Why Get Involved? * A change of pace ^ * a way to meet people * an entry on your resume * a way to develop leadership skills a way to make a difference * fun Join Residence Hall Council First Meeting - Wed., Sept. 14th 6 p.m. Core Building Ranger Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 3 Get involved in PAB Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 103 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee Jim Voss Involvement could mean only an hour a week. Become a better person and use that hour to join a club or an organization on campus. It really does make a difference! Jim Voss RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Libraiy of information in U.S. - all subjects Order Cat alog Today with Visa/MC o r CO D 800-351-0222 •lUUUV in Calif. (213) 477-8226 Or, rush $2.00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. #206-A, Los Angeles, CA 90025 Welcome Week Fun Run Fri. As a part of the Welcome Week/Happy New Year festivities the Student Activities office and the Physical Education department are sponsoring a Fun Run. The Fun Run is a two mile run/ walk (or however you can make it to the finish line) that will be held Friday, Sept. 9 at 1:00 pm. The two mile jaunt will begin outside of the Physical Education building and continue around Inner Loop Road. To enter, there is a $2 fee and an entry form, both of which must be taken to the Physical Education Office (in the Phy. Ed. building). Entry forms can be obtained at the Union Information Desk or the Physical Education Office. There will be a registration desk set up at the Physical Education building on the day of the race where all contestants must sign in before the race begins. At that time an additional fee of $3 will be collected. Friday, Sept. 9th Parkside Activities Board Presents... DANCE UNION SQUARE, 8:30 P.M. Students with ID $2, Guests $3 See You There! For Your Information STUDENT HEALTH SER VICES # If You Need... • To See a Nurse • Physician Referral • Blood Pressure Check • Contraceptive Counseling • Help With a Troubling Problem • Health Insurance Information • Wellness Information • Assistance for the Disabled Then Come To... STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES Where: Molinaro Hall D115 When: Fall Semester Hours: Mon. & Thurs. 8:00 AM-7:30 PM Tues., Wed., Fri., 8:00 AM-4:30 PM OR CALL... 553-2366 Student Enrollment Services WLLCD-195 welcomes night owls with extended evening hours Mondays and Thursdays 8:00 a.m. - 7:30 p.m. Stop in to register for our T-shirt* drawing and receive a free decal (while supplies last) * All Faculty, Staff & Students eligible Evening hours for the Financial Aid Office Starting September 8 Mon. & Thurs. — 7:45 AM-7:30 pm Tues. & Wed. — 7:45 AM-4:30 pm Friday — 7:45 AM-11:45 AM Closed Friday Afternoons Breezirt e # FM Your Imaginative Music Station WBZN Refreshing Light Jazz Relaxing New Age & Vocals Bruce Horneby David Benoit AJJarreau Shadow fax Jamee Taylor Spyro Gyra Sting Tracy Chapman Lee Ritenour Kenny G Steeley Dan Oceana TuchAc Patti Peter Kater Sade Manhattan Transfer David Sanborn Jfoni Mitchell Chuch Mangionne Steve Winwood Pat Metheny ond much more DISCOVER & ENJOY Breezin' 100.7 FM WBZN 4 Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 Ranger Brown optimistic about Pi Upsilon Beta PUB, from page 2 .Pi Upsilon Beta has grown to become one of the largest clubs on campus. I am happy to note that we are gaining the support of more and more students and staff as we progress. Pi Upsilon Beta was created as a social organization. It encourages group interaction producing many new friendships, a wealth of informal tutoring help and a temporary release from the pressures of academic life. This makes for an enjoyable college experience and a sense of compassionate comradeship where a member can always find an open ear or a shoulder to lean on. Most of our activities and outings are paralleled with A Golden Alternative • Yellow Lazon Special • 95 All Options FREE For an affordable alternative to gold, Yellow Lazon is an excellent choice. Especially at this reduced price. His and Her Custom Collection Now thru Sept. 10,1988. 109 SUNBURST JEWELERS 'Diamonds and back dates extra < *000 Oot . I d*>o VJ S A 68 20UCPI *51 J W in O n e ! Register to win a Night Owl 7-Shlrt during Welcome Week In Student Affairs' offices: Learning Assistance &. Counseling • Student Life• Assistant Chancellor's Office • Student Enrollment Services • Student Health • Center for Educational & Cultural Development • Registrar • Financial Aid • Child Care Center • Career Planning & Placement ARC • H o u s i n g O ffic e the weather. During the first part of the fall semester, we gather for weekly volleyball games. In cooler weather, we may go horseback riding, and take hayrides, play snow sports, or make snowmen on campus at 3:00 in the morning. The spring semester brings warmer weather and picnics/cookouts, beach parties, Brewers' games, and our annual "Talent Nite." Some other ideas for the spring are a charity event, and a sponsored trip during spring break. The summer semester involves a Great America excursion, visits to the festivals in Racine and Milwaukee, and "The Very Last Blast" (our end of the year party). New ideas for activites, or just about anything, are always appreciated. Pi Upsilon Beta welcomes all Parkside students with a 20 0/0 DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Misson Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017-75th St. 697-0884 Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. 2.0 GPA or better. Even though we are a social organization, we do recognize the need for academic achievement. Those seeking membership can do so in a variety of ways. The first is to contact one of the following officers: Dennis Brown, President; Frank Martinelli, Vice President; Dawn Tower, Secretary/Treasurer; Bob Verborg, Sergeant at Arms. Meetings are held on the first and third Monday of each month at 1:00 pm in one of the conference rooms in the Union Building, and all other Mondays in the northeast corner of Greenquist Hall. Feel free to drop in! We will have a table set up at the Recruitment Faire on September 14th between 12:00 and 2:00 pm, and also on Friday, September 16th, in the Communication Arts Building. Or drop off your name, address, and phone number at our mail box located in the PSGA office next to the Coffee Shoppe. I'm very optimistic about the new year -- join us, and become part of the excite-' ment! ° ARC °ARC° ARC ° ARC ° ARC ° ACADEMIC RESOURCE CENTER WLLC D150 (D1 Level of Library Learning Center) ° GPEM ° GPEM o GPEM o GPEM ° NEW HOURS FOR FALL 1988 (September 12 -December 16,1988) Mondays 8:00 a.m. -10:00 p.m. Tuesdays 8:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Wednesdays 8:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Thursdays 8:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m. Stop in the ARC to arrange to use tutorial services, computer programs which assist you in your course work, and workshops. Schedules and applications for ARC services are available immediately! Why wait to begin academic success!!! ° ARC ° ARC ° ARC ® ARC ° ARC ° Ranger Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 5 Start practicing for the real world. Using an IBM® Personal System/2® computer to help you succeed in college can also prepare you to succeed in a career. Because chances are, after you graduate, you'll be working on an IBM computer. So the IBM PS/2 is the perfect investment. It can help you organize your notes, write and revise papers, produce high-quality graphics, and more. And not only is it easy to learn and use, but if eligible, you'll get up to 40% off. Get a head start by working now on the computer you'll probably be working on later. Save Even More! Purchase your IBM PS/2 during the IBM Back-To-School Bonanza! Information is available at the Microcomputer Information Center, D-l Level WLLC, or stop by the IBM Booth on the Concourse in Molinaro Hall, Tuesday - Friday, September 6th - 9th from 10:00 AM-2:00 PM. IBM and Personal System/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation. INTRODUCING "The Sausage Werks" At the Coffee Shoppe Featuring Chicago Style hot dogs, Italian sausage, sandwiches and brats with all the toppings. Don't Miss It! Monday-Thursday 7:30-8:00 Friday 7:30-2:00 Closed Saturday and Sunday CHECK IT OUT The mini mart now offers: BBQ Chicken BBQ Ribs Sloppy Joes Assorted Salads Homemade Soups Deli Sandwiches Fresh Pizza Visit us soon! Monday - Friday 11:00-7:00 Saturday 11:00-1:00 Sunday 4-7 Create your own deli sandwich with selections of shaved roast beef, turkey ham, pastrami, corned beef and a variety of cold cuts, cheese, breads and rolls. Give it a try at the Union Cafeteria. Deli Open Monday-Friday 11:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M. IT'S HERE Your Deli to Order THE UNION SQUARE Hungry for an evening snack? Let us prepare for you a piping hot pizza or hand packed charbroiled burger. A can't miss meal!! Monday-Friday 11:00 A.M.-2:30 P.M. Monday-Thursday 8:00 P.M.-10:30 P.M. Friday 4:00 P.M.-7:00 P.M. Closed Saturday Sunday 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. 8 Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 Ranger mainstream For all your musical needs this semester Newageto Punk CD's to 45's Mainstream, Racine, 422 Main St. 632-8052 Late Night with Student Services • Coming Soon to a Student Services' Office Near You! (Mondays & Thursdays until 7:30 p.m.) Housing Office • Career Planning & Placement Center for Educational and Cultural Developmerii Financial Aid • Learning Assistance Student Support Services • Registrar Counseling & Testing • Information Center Student Life • Student Activities Student Health • Student Enrollment Services Academic Advising Center • Bursar's Office The Parkside Union HOURS Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Union Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. 8:00 p.m. -10:30 p.m. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Information Center Mon., Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-7:00 p.m. Friday 7:30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Fri. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. wmmm m *«iar •iirfTH Newsboys to rock Friday Four musicians from the suburbs of Chicago with one common goal in mind...to have a little fun with their music! The Newsboys have 22 years of live performance experience between them, averaging over 200 assorted dates per year, you know they've paid their dues! Mark Dawson, the leader of the band, has nine of the 22 years to his credit. Mark has won three different song writing contests over the last few years; needless to say, he is quite a compliment in that aspect. This confidence also shows in his one-to-one approach while addressing his audiences...relaxed, personable, and at times even comical. Jeffrey Boyle has been around as well. His background in R&B music explains the "Dance" part of the Newsboys' "Dance Rock" direction. Jeff has also written some music that deserves some attention, but watch out for that groove...It'll getcha! "G-Man" is the affectionate name given to Gary Vee, the youngest of the band. Gary tends to look at everything from the lighter side...everything! But he can play! You may find this hard to believe while watching him, but 50,000,000 Gary Vee fans can't be wrong can they? Originally from the Bedora Country, Texas, the country boy has arrived! Terry Car ter is the "guitar-slinger' The Newsboys have been looking for! Terry is the newest member of the band, but he had no trouble fitting right in. Terry started as a friend then as a roadie, and thei after jamming with the band one night, well, you can fig ure the rest for yourself! That's it! Mark Dawson Bass Guitar and Lead Vocals Jeffrey Boyle-Drums anc Vocals. Gary Vee-Keyboards and Vocals. Terry Carter Lead Guitar and Vocals- ...THE NEWSBOYS...If you want to dance...8:30 Friday night, the Union Square! The Newsboys will perform on Friday, Sept. 9 at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. J^uesda^Sept_JM9B8Ranger Library/Learning Center s# Open Mouse (Monday, Sept. 12 4 pm • 6 pm L-l Level PASA here to assist adult students by Debbie Fritschow and Kathy Wakefield A large component of the student body at Parkside is non-traditional in age and in needs. The Parkside Adult Student Alliance is a major student organization composed of and for non-traditional students. EVENING CHILD CARE PROGRAMMING AVAILABLE FOR CHILDREN TWO WEEKS TO TWELVE YEARS OLD MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY EVENINGS UNTIL 9:30 PM INFORMATION AVAILABLE BY CONTACTING: UW-PARKSIDE CHILD CARE CENTER (414)553-2227 Room in house for rent, use of kitchen, laundry. 314 For RentHouses Apts., Flats. Lovely 2 bedroom apartment located block south of Near Uptown — Efficiency, utilities, included. Male Only, very clean furnished apt. $175 per month. RESIDENCE LIFE OFFICE KENOSHA APARTMENT HUNTING? has listings and services available to all students! Apt. 4C 533-2320 1 bedroom, heat gas, appliances. Off stre et parking. House for YMCA rent. Racine - Call Rooms available for rent. Elderly person looking for a student to do light housekeeping in exchange for room. We, at PASA understand the excitement as well as the uncertainties and fears adults feel about returning to school. Our main purpose is to assist the adult student in making a successful entry on re-entry to the academic world. Make your life easier and get to know us. Our office is located on the D-l level of WLLC, across from the Coffee Shoppe, or give us a call at 553-2706. Kathy Wakefield and Debbie Fritschow Comedy Sports, uniquely fun by Jon Hearron Editor ComedySportz is coming to Parkside! They will be performing at the Union Square 9:00 Wednesday night as part of the Welcome Week activities. Now, you ask, what is ComedySportz? According to Orvis ComedySportz is "a competitive improvizational comedy using a sports analogy." He went on to say, "A typical troop is composed of two comedic teams, a uniformed referee and an organist." The two teams compete against each other for audience laughs. A running score is kept, the referee officiates the games, issuing penalties as necessary, and background music is supplied by the organist. Orvis said, "We begin our show, just like at the stadium, by roaming the crowd selling popcorn, peanuts and raw liver." Then the referee explains the game to the audience. The players are introduced and the "Star Spangled Banner" is sung. There is a coin toss to decide which team will lead of and begin the night's festivites. ComedySportz troops have a repertoire of 35 games that they draw from during any given show. All the games performed by the troop are based on audience suggestion. With an audience the likes that Parkside with supply, the potential is there for one wild performance and a great time for all. Excell '88 A Leadership Adventure September 30 • October 2,1988 Plan now to attend Excel '88: A Leadership Adventure. This three day workshop, sponsored by the Student Activities Office will be held Sept. 30- Oct. 2 at Camp Wesly Woods on Lake Geneva. Various life and organizational skills will be presented. The cost of the workshop is only $15°° which includes lodging, transportation, meals and a souvenir. Scholarships are available on a need basis. Contact 553-2278 for additional information. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1988-09-06 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System parkside activities board (PAB) parkside student government association (PSGA) welcome week https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/e1f85b3b8a4cb630c5ec0fd07c6eecaf.pdf a6e10164b96a1fb387f4346367360435 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Services extend office hours Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -~ --- --- · Thursday. September a. 1 eaa t 1 f[Kl~ lUJ[N]~~~lRi~~lfW (Q)fF W~~~(Q)[N]~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, No. 1 Student services extend office hours - bY Kelly Mc.Kissick News Editor · You "night owls" will have something to hoot about this tall, thanks to extended Student Services office hours. All student services offices will be opert on Mondays and 'J'bllrsdays until 7:30 p.m. to accomodate students who fake night clases, live in the residence halls or just don't flave ttme during the day for appointments. The extended hours are a ,esult of a non-traditional stu, fent task force survey con} icted two years ago, accord- 9g to Sandy Puzerewsk.J, aslant to Assistant Chancelk> r for Student Affairs G. Grace. She explained lllal the survey showed that lludents taking night classes needed tater office hours to accommodate their needs. Prior to the extension of the .office hours, she said a lot of dflces were making appointments after hours for those &tudents. The evening hours proposal was submitted to Chancellor Kaplan on April 15. They were accepted and will begin Thursday, Sept. 8. Puzerewski said that there are a number of promotional activities going on during this llrst week of school for the entended office hours. In addition to advertisement. the offices will be holding raffles for "Night Owl" t-shirts. Students simply go into an office and complete a small survey indicating whether or not they believe they will use the service this year. "On Thursday night (Sept. $) there will be open houses in various student services offices," she said. ''People will be doing different things to generate interest in the nlght hours.'' She stressed, "It's not only for people who are traditionally here for the evening classes. Even ff it's just a person with a busy schedule; if they're done at I> p.m., great, we'll be here." The child-care program will also be extended until 9: 30 p.m. Monday-Thursday for night students. she said. "They're doing programming fo.r children ages two weeks old to twelve years old during the evenings." She explained that longer office hours do not mean a need for more employees In the offices. "There's a rotation schedule in every office. Some employees w1ll stay until 7:30 on either Monday or Thursday. There's always professional staff there too." Puzerewski feels that the extended hours will be popular with a lot of students. "The professional staff w1ll be able to see a wider r&nge of people too, everyone"s really looking forwared to it. I think it will expand things for everyone and will just be popular right across the board." Cable TV comes to residence halls by Laura Pestka. Assistant News Editor As of September 4th Park! lde will be with a new cable lervtce installed by .Jones Inlercable. The new system is called Universal Service. As for the cost, Parkside's ~w Director of Residence fe, Deann Possehl said, "It tects room rates in a genersense." Students living on ~rnpus w1ll pay an additional ve dollars a semester to :ver Installation costs. Posh) said, "We want to offer l\'lore services for students." 0:{he Universal Service will tei!r. several options. Newer up :,:is1ons will be able to pick Clu Dorm-vision," which inad ~e_s 44 channels, at no lhedi~1ona1 charge ot}ler than Old five dollar a semester fee. ~ er televisions can pick up co!tVision with the added ~t ~f a cable converter. The sern s S3.95 a month, $13.95 a ester, or $27.90 for the ck I Year. The educator age includes the 44-cl:lan- Workers connect cable TV to residence halls nels plus one premium service of either HBO, Ctnemax, Showtirne, or The Movie Channel. The rate is $16.95 a month, $58.95 a semester, or $ll7.90 for the school year. The graduate package allows for two premium services in. addition to the 44 channels. The monthly cost is $24.95, a semester of service $86.95, and the school rate ls $173.90. costs year Carthage has also installed the Universal Service this fall. Several other UW campuses have the same service. Possehl said, "It (Universal Service) seems to be real popular." Hearron takes Rang!!r helm by Jenny Oarr Former Editor Describing the coming academic year as a time of "transltion" for the campus newspaper, new Ranger editor Jon Hearron is eager to continue- the tradition of a quality product. Hearron takes over as editor after witnessing the graduation of almost the entire staff from previous years. "There's no doubt that this is a year of transition," Hearron said, "but I look forward to it as an opportunity for fresh ideas and new faces to make their marks on Parkside's campus." Hearron was Ranger assistant business manager and business manager last year and he -feels that job gave him solid insight into the business aspect of the organi• zation. "U there ls no money, there will be no product each week," he said. "I think my background and the strides my staff and I have made over the summer w1JJ take the burden off Segregated Fees and make the advertising revenue greater so we can continue to produce a good product." The selection of editor for this year's Ranger came amidst some controversy at the end of spring semester. In a rare move, the Ranger Board of Directors reversed the decision of the Selection Committee, which was comprised of staff and students. Hearron remains undaunted by the circumstances surrounding his selection. ''I feel that the Ranger Board displayed courage to reverse the decision of the Selection Committee ,md, further, that l now have the endorsement of the Selection Committee. Alth. ough it is a good process to have the feedback of objective represent.atlves, the Board Ultlmately has their fingers on the pulse of the paper and those members of the Board who participated in the reversal-had the best interests of Ranger at heart." Over the summer, Hearron has worked to draft a proposed change In the Ranger by-laws to avoid any further confusion in the editor selection process in the future. "Hopefully, these changes will meet with the approval of the new Board of Directors d put out any fires before ey begin to smolder," he commented. Hearron was recruited from his high school alma Jon Hearron 1988-89 Ranger Editor mater, J.I. case Higb Scilool in Racine, for the position he held with the Ranger 1asi year. He held the position of business manager and editorial page editor for '' Just In Case," the school's newspaper. Hearron feels that he - further improved his writing skills through his freshman English classes at Parkside. "The advanced composition class here gave me an oppor• tunity to sharpen my own skills and to accurately evalu- . ate the work of other students," he explained. "Be• cause most of our staff writers and photographer& are not paid, it ls extremelj important that the editor be sensitive to the effort put , forth by these students as well as continuing to encourage improvement In each writer's skill level. I am counting on the experience of the returning staff to keep the ball roll1ng until the new writers develop their own confidence levels. · "The main thing for our readers to remember," Hear. ron pointed out," is that we all work very hard and long hours to turn out a product each week. It is ama.zl.ng the amount of work involved even in producing our smallest issue. The team effort that we gtve is evident eacli week with the product.'' Although the Ranger staff did some recruiting in late spring, there is always room for one more writer, photo~rapher or helping hand at the Ranger office. Anyone interested in making a contrlbu~ tion to the Parkside Ranger ts encouraged to stop by the office adjacent to the Ooffee Shoppe on the D-1 level of WLLC. 2 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger y"asked. ,, Counselor's corner I have a hunch that a lot of very Important questions people have often go unanswered. Think how many times you've wanted to ask somethlng you thought was important (espec1ally something personal) and for one reason or another never got around to It. Maybe you didn't know whom to ask, thought the question might be viewed by others as silly, thought you would be the only one asking such a question, or were too embarrassed to ask It. The real danger lies, of course, In not asking and getting an answer to a question Important to you. We ask questions as a way of getilng Information to make us more knowledgeable and heip us make Important deerslons. Oftentimes having the answer to a particular question results in a better decision and the difference between succeeding or falling ,-being happy or sad, healthy or I'm convinced that more people would seek answers to personal questions if there were an easier, more convenient way to ask them. ThInk of all the personal questions that wouldn't get answered If It weren't tor newspaper columnists who respond to the personal questions their readers send In. And don't believe someone who vigorously denies reading these "advice columns." Many read them and use the advice to help solve their own or someone else's problems. The "Counselor's Comer" gives every student the opportunity to ask personal questions and receive answers an anonymous way. For my responses to your questions, on professional and personal experiences and judgment. Responses will be direct and to the point. While obviously cannot aware ot all the nuances surrounding your particular question or situation, my response will be one which makes sense to me and that I believe wUl be of help to you, the question asker. So let me hear from you. Remember I any personal question is an important one if It's on your mind. And, chances are others will benefit from your having asked it! The IlCounselor's Corner" column will be successful since you asked. Editor's Note: Don't be shy! The "Counselor's Corner" is the place where members of the Parkside community can anonymously ask questions of a personal as well as general nature and in return receive caring and professional response to the question that may help others as well as yourself. Thls column is .tof you. The "Counselor-s Corner" was conceived as an outreach for those need of answers who didn't know where to turn. Our hopes are high for the column. The potential Is there, and so are you. If you're looking for an answer I give Stu a try. Questions may be submitted at the Ranger offIce, typed or neatly hand-written, in a sealed envelope. There is a lock box labeled "Counse- Stu Rubner The counselor in the corner lor's Corner" in which to de. posit them. Questions wlll be chosen by Stu Rubner. A little effort on yoiJr part may help a whole lot. I SKIPPED LEADING MYSTUDENTS IN :THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ONE DA.Y.,.......•..,. ... 11 The Republicans get their way Library to hos,t celebration Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor way grocery stores scan. UPC codes. •'It's a major major step for the university to accomplish this," says Piele. The on-line catalog will state the avaiiabUity status of the books; whether available,- checked out, lost, ready-to-beshelved, etc. It also pinpoints more accurately where- in the library a book Is located. Piele says, "It seems to us that It makes It-more likely that people will find what they're looking for." Planning tor the program began In 1982. The program Itself won't be completed for . several more years due to the amount of Information that needs to be processed. Two other systems, acqulsttton and serial, will available In a few years. Right now we're taking "the first steps towards an electric library. The acquisition system reduce the amount of work involved In ordering and cataloging books. The accounting process will also be more accurate. This' system will, among other things, give the librarian access to a special report that will Indicate how often a particular book has been checked out. The serial system should be ready within two years. ThIs system will be able to Include periodicals in the on line sys, tern. "The Implications are very far reaching." All 13 UW campuses have this system except Milwaukee and Madison which have devised their own systems. In four or five years there will be some kind of network to connect all the campuses. The money being spent on the program comes to about half a million dollars. The funds were provided by special money from the legtslature. This is money that was specifically earmarked for the program. Ali of the UW campuses received money for the new system, but Parkside was the only one to get money for remodllng to accommodate the system. Luck was the main Ingredient for getting the additional money. The Issue happened to be up In the air when the legislature decided to implement the new system on the UW campuses, On Monday, September 12, between 4 and 6 p.m., the Library Learning Center will host a grand opening celebration. The event will take place Inside the main entrance on the L-l level. Refreshments will be served making this the first, and probably the last, time that the "No Food or Drinks Allowed" signs can be disregarded. LInda Piele, Acting Director of the Ubrary Learning Center, sees the celebration as a "good excuse to have a party". ThIs open house will also double as a reception for new faculty members. "It's the end of a definite state," says Piele. The main attraction of the Grand Opening is the new circulation system, the LS/2000, that works In conjunction with the on-line catalog. Instead of having to fill out a list of information for each book to be checked out, the books w111 be scanned the EDITORIAL STAFF in-Chief Jeff Lemmermann , Sports Editor Petti!.. George Koenig Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circu!ation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager Ranger is written and edit~d by students of UW-Par~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial pol~ dcayyasnd content. IS pubhshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaks and holt- . letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less-.A11 lheettlderuspmonusret qbueeSstIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes . Names will beWlttr faRmaantgoeryr.reserves the right to edit letters ,and refuse those which are false and/or de- T~~ci~:' for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Ail correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW·Parkside Box 2000 KenInogs) h. a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertiS • Since Y.,ou asked.,, Counselor!s important ask something important especially to asking it. to as too to ll. The ot in getting important getting information to help important decisions. to question 1n between falling, or ill. I'm to important 1f easter, to Think personal 1f it thelr belleve someone columns." Many to opportunity in questions, I'll draw I be of surrounding response will to you. Remember, 1f it's "Counselor's Comer" Editor's note Counselor's Comer" Parkside anonymously ask response as This is for ''Counselor's in is answer, try. submitted office, neaUy 1n comer to deposit will your host by Laura. Library celebration. inside entrance L-1 Refreshments will this ''Allowed" disregarded. Linda Director Library as to party'•. This will also ''def1n.lte Plele. circulation in line Instead will scan "to accomplish will availability available, to-be. shelved, is "It to it it more for in itself to information to acquisition be in will involved in cataloging ac. curate. This to will indicate within This will include system. ''implications are very devised will spe. cial legislature. This All remodling accommodate ingredient issue in UW campuses. Jon Hearron .................. Editor-in-Chief Amy Pettit.. ................. Managing Editor Jeff Lemmermann ............ Sports Editor ar_,d Parkside. poli• cy and It 1s published ThurSday during hol~ days. George Koenig ..... Entertainment Editor Kelly McKissick .................. News Editor Laura Pestka ............ Asst. News Editor Kevin Zirkelbach ................ Copy Editor John Kehoe ...................... Photo Editor ..... Circulation ......... Shi reel ............. Letters will_ less. All h~ettled rusp monu sret qbuee ssitg.n ed, with included · be with· faRmaantgoerry r.e serves andfor deDeadline tor ads 1 O a m Thursday. ' · · All UW-Parl<side Kem~ ogs)53141 . 2287 553-2295 Adve·rtis - : , Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 19883 PUAB keeps beer garden down by Kelly McKissick News Editor interim alcohol policy :Ushed last year b~ the OS !<SIde Union Advisory paa:r 1 (PUAB) will remain in for this year's first ~~e on Friday (featuring TheNewsboyS). A PUAB meeting was held onThursday, sept. 1to determinewhether or not that polio would remain in effect for ~ year. The policy was establishedin March of last year, ,previous to that, a beer gardenwas used to separate _ers and non-drinkers at dances.Many students voiced complaintsabout student segregalion, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formedto address the issue. Illecommtttee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized~ and further precauliOnswere taken to keepunderage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, theneed for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. me~ts both in favor of and agamst the beer garden at the PUAB meeting. One major point of discussion was that under the interim policy, guests must be of legal drink. ing age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to ' be 18 years old. After 45 ~inutes of discussion. it was fmally proposed that PU AB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark .Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Grygera, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzbuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also 'participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend SUbcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university. which state "admission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests Who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door. two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check m's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • Signage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any via. laters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established· for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving orily one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amend. ment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. SCShelps students find volunteer work by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major?Are you ~ling to be challenged?Are you looking lorvariety in llfe? Are you in needof job references? Are you Interested in helping others?If you answer. "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg,dlrector of Student ())mmUnity Services, can helpyou. Student Community Servleea is something new on eampusthis year. It provides ltudents an opportunity to belpRacine and Kenosha vol- 1lJIteer organizations by giv- Ing twoof their most valuable gifts. time and energy. ' Engbergworked as a teacher, director of a nutrition program for older adults in KenOSha and as a senior ctttzendirector at a church be. lorebecoming involved in the Renosha Voluntary Action Center,Which helped her obtain a federal grant to start StudentCommunity Services. SteveMcLaughlin, director Of StUdent Life, talked to ~ngbergduring the writing of e grant and said that he ~Id furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside, e Works as a link between dents wishing to broaden etr experiences at college d needy volunteer organ!- IaUnnsin Racine and Keno. aha. thWhenshe began her job in e beginning of August. she ~lted a number of-volunteer agenCies in Kenosha who "ere able to provide over 00· r'Sible VolWlteer positions ~ or students. "They vary fromsomething as a simple as working in thel soup kitch. en to possibly working on, Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include, video production, youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting, court advocate and schoolroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. uU's volunteer work, they're (~e students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, 'All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about It in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community ·Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team N\.' 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Engberg's role in thla pro- Volunteers, see page 7 • Faculty, staff receive ·awards Distingutshed service and teaching awards were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at .the university Thursday, Sept. 1. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueiine Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger, received the Academic Staff Distlnguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach, a program assistant in the Division of Education. received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside in 1977.He is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, inctuding the Smithsonian Instltute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madlson and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985.She holds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern lllinois State University. Harris joined Parkslde in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responstble for set design and stage preparation for UW· Parkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university I she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkslde and currently serves as first vice president. - 5 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 3 pUAB keeps beer garden down Faculty, staff receive awards Distinguished service and teaching awanls were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at the university Thursday, Sept. 1. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Interim alcohol policy ~J.ished last year b;: the e kside Union Advisory par (PUAB) will remain in ~ for this year's first =~e on Frlday (featuring The Newsboys). A PUAB meeting was held 00 Thursday, Sept. 1 to deteraune whether or not that policy would remainli in effect for thiS year. The po cy was estabUShed in March of last y~~vious to that, a beer garoen was used to separate i!rlnkers and non-drinkers at 11ances. Many students voiced complaints about student segregation, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formed to address the issue. The committee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized and further precautions were taken to keep underage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, the need for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. ments both ln favor of and against the beer garden at the. PUAB meeting. One maJor point of discussion was that under the interim policy, ~ests must be of legal drinking age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to be 18 years old. After 45 minutes of discussion, it was finally proposed that PUAB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Gryg. era, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzhuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also ·participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend subcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university, which state "adrnission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door, two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check ID's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • SJgnage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any violaters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established • for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving only one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amendment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueline Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach. a program assistant in the Division of Education, received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside iri 1977. He Is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, including the Smithsonian Institute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madison and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. SCS helps students find volunteer work Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985. She bolds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern Illinois State University. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major? Are you willing to be challenged? Are you looking for variety in life? Are you in need of job references? Are you interested in helping others? If you answer "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg, director of Student Community Services, can help you. Student Community Services 1s something new on campus thls year. It provides aludents an opportunity to help Racine and Kenosha volunteer organizations by givtwo of their most valuable · time and energy. Engberg worked as a teacher, director of a nutrition proKram for older adults in Kenosha and as a senior citizen director at a church before becoming involved in the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, which helped her oblain a federal grant to start Student Community Services. Steve McLaughlin, director Of Student Life, talked to ~ngberg during the writing of e grant and said that he ~ld furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside. e works as a link between dents wishing to broaden Ir experiences at college d needy volunteer organitaUons in Racine and KenoBha. When she began her job in the beginning of August, she \'!sited a number of ,volunteer agencies in Kenosha who Were able to provide over ISO· rsslble volunteer positions or students. "They vary ~rn something as a simple working in the soup kitchen to possibly working on / Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include video production. youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting court advocate and sch~olroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. "It's volunteer work, they're (t,he students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, • All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about it in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team M Job Opportunities M f~ At f-+i: 22nd Ave. Location * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparati~n * customer Service Benefits * Uniforms Provided * Advancement Opportunities Free Meal (each time you work) * Flexible Hours (work a~und schedule) * for more mformation Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 - 22nd Ave. experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic resl)Onsiblllties and are more likely to establish a lifelong pattern of helping others.'' Engberg's role in this pro- Vo/unteers, see page 7 Harris joined Parkside in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responsible for set design and stage preparation for UWParkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university, she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkside and currently serves as first vice president. Ron's Pfuce Sarufwiclus ana Cocftaifs Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon - !!DI 52nd Kenosha.WI 657-4455 4 ThundaY. sept. 8. 1988 Ranger .... New students give reasons for choosing Parkside . byAbaHaueIn. Foreign Correapoadeat Summertime at Parkslde means new student orientations. Over 1000 new students will be coming to Parkslde thIa fall and nearly all went through the orlentaUon programs. The orientation proce... ts geared to acquaint new students with the things that they will be expected to do throughout their academIc career including how to regis. ter for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientaUons sessions. They were LIsa Orthrnan, Colleen geavttte, Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike PiaU 654-0055 or 654-0723 New Bowling Leagues Forming at Platt Lanes MIXED COUPLES BOWLING EVERY OTHER WEEK Friday Night 9:00 p.m. Sunday Night 4:00-6:00 or 8:00 p.m. Saturday Night Once a month - 9:00 p.m. ALL LIMITED TO 16 COUPLES .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL Monday thru Thursday - 3 per Team 51000 INCLUDES: __ FBroewe lBineger from9-11 P M - pS.ho rter BowJm' g Season .. - nze Fund LIMITED TO 24 BOWLERS PER REQUESTED NJGHT ~ :,o ...e.. Tea.... Needed/or Itfo..day/6:30 p..... e./e .... Neededfor Wed"e"day/6:30 p.m. .. 1(1'1222. ~jZS"tson and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some insight from students' perspecUves. Most of the new students seemed to feel better prepared for college life because of the orientation progr~m. ChrIsUne Dejno says, "I think It helped 'cause I had no Idea (where to go); I had been In the school a couple of times, but I'm glad I went on the tour, ...I like to know where I'm going and what I'm doing." Craig SImpkins Is a nontradlUonal student returning to school after an injury "onthe- job." CraIg enjoyed the orientation program because the student leaders made It InterestlHg- Craig says, "It's nice to know where shit Is." Scott Singer, who recently graduated from Bradford, says, •'I chose Parkside because its close to home and they have a real good bust- Students, see page 5 Parkside has new housing director - by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Parkslde recently acquired a new director of student housing, DeAnn possehl. She started In July when -the former director, Steve Irwin, resigned. possehi was originally hired as Irwin's assistant but became the dIrector due In Irwin'S resignation. possehi attended Luther College, a small private school In Iowa, for her undergraduate' degree. She received her masters at UW· River Falls where she was also a hall director for three years. As for now she ended up at Parkside, 101 worked in the UW System at River Falls and I knew a little bit about the school. I also knew Steve Irwin and he kind of talked me Into applying." Several aspects of Parkslde attracted possehl to the school. •'What drew me here was the unusual setup, the fact that It's a brand new program." She DeAnn Possehl also enjoys interacting students. Willi On-campus hOUsingIs new at Parkslde SUI1 leaves plently of ;..., which new Ideas. ''J'he fact U:t lor jut starting out gives It'. chance to make a dlffeme a because It's not really ~ IIshed," said Possehl. es_ . Possehl has several that she would like' to a ~ pllsh here at parksldeCC: most Important goalls in hall councll going and ~ working with the pro mlng. She would also ~ work on increasing servl for resident students .:: stated Possehl, ufuc ". '1,1 traffic flow In and out :- .... ' •...•......·1... -f.t, orfntche, along with greater 0 e central areas." - .•. She hopes to encourage dents to have a greater s of responslbUity and belle making a better livingen .F .,•.,•%};. ronment Is part of the ... \N~_~ail1l_celss. . 1 Union Square Bar Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 pm 8:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. .. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a -7' Fnday 7:30 a.m._2:0~·p.~.0 p.m. Coffee Shoppe . Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a m -8 p Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.' .m. HOURS Information center Mon.• Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p m Fn. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. .. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.rn . Fn. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. . Mini Matt Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight 4 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New students give reasons for choosing Parkside Parkside has new housing director Summertime at Parkside m new student orientaion . Ov r 1000 n w stud nts wlll comlng to Parksld thl.8 f l and nearly all w nt through th ort ntation proms. The orientation prog d to cqualnt new students with the things that they will be expected to do thrOughout their academic career including how to register for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientations sessions. They were Lisa Orthman, Colleen Seavitte. Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike Platt by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor son and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some inSight from students' Parkside recently acquired perspectives. a new director of student Most of the new students housing, De.Ann Possehl. She seemed to feel better pre- started in July when the forpared for college life because mer director, Steve Irwin, reof the orientation progra,m. signed. Possehl was originalChristine Dejno says, "I think ly hired as Irwin's assistant 1t helped 'cause I had no idea but became the director due (where to go); I had been in to Irwin's resignation. the school a couple of times, Possehl attended Luther but rm glad I went on the College, a small private tour, ... I like to know where school in Iowa, for her underI'm going and what I'm graduate degree. She redoing." ceived her masters at UWCraig Simpkins is a non- River Falls where she was traditional student retuming also a hall director for three to school after an injury • 'on- years. the-job." Craig enjoyed the As for how she ended up at orientation program because Parkside, "I worked in the DeAnn Possehl the student leaders made it UW System at River Falls also enjoys interacttn N B I interesting. Craig says, "It's and I knew a little bit about students. g Wltll ew ow ing Leagues nice to know where shit is." the school. I also knew Steve On-campus housing ls 654-0055 or 654-0723 F Scott Slnger, who recently Irwin and he kind of talked new at Parkside sun orming at Platt Lanes graduated from Bradford, me into applying." Several leaves plently of ~ WhlcJi says, "I chose Parkside be- aspects of Parkside attracted ~ew ideas. "The fact O:t ~ MIXED COUPLES BOWLING cause its close to home and Possehl to the school. "What Jut starting out gives lta they have a real good busl- drew me here was the unusu- chance to make a dlffe rne a EVERY OTHER WEEK Students, 8ff page 5 al setup, the tact that it's a because It's not ....Uy-• brand new program." She Ushed," said Possehl estab, ~~:~~YN~~~t :~gg-~ :~o or 8:00 p.m. i---sAf [y:-a~ ::~~~::~; E:i1~ Satu:.:\~!~~i~~ ~t~~~~:~~o p.m. ! STUDENT DISCOUNTS ~-I ?o!~rifi~! i:,: :00 .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL l WITH STUDENT I.Q,r 0 \' ::?Ing. 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Fn . 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. ______ L __ c~::~l!_E!~!:..~t.:,<:,~~~~~~tOf'A-TiO~ ~ ,, ~ ~;I ~~~ent is part of the pro, ..................... ;..;;~~ Union Square Bar M?n,-Thurs. 11 :a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 Pm 8:90 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. · · Fn. 11 :00 a.m.-2:30 p m 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. · · Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dini"-H Room ~~-- h_urs. 7:30 a.m.-?:00 p.m. ay 7.30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe · M~n.-Thurs. 7:30 a m _8 Fn. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.ni. . p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p,m. OrientatIon acquaints students Sludenls, from page 4 - ess program." Scott apnreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to ark on the Ranger staff this _ ;,ar. Scott did say that the food that was served during theorientation program could havebeen better. • Christine Czerkas, who is lng to be slaying in the reo ~entce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program," Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her cIasses. Christine hopes to workwith the radio stauon while at Parkside. DeniseMoline was referred to Parkside by a stUdent teacher that had graduated (rom here. Denise saId that she Jearned alot, but there was so much information crammedInto such a Short tlm. lIlat It was hard to rememberIt all. John Vescova chose Park. aide because It Is close to 110m•• John was surprised to /IIId oul, "That I can't just tab any class I want, Z have to lake the baslc stuff first. .. Whenasked It he felt more' prepared for college atler at. tendlng'the orlenlation he IIld, "Yes, Z definitely wouldn't hove known what to do." Jenny·tntsch Is coming to Parkslde because It'll close to ..' Off Campus Jammin' by J. Mark Hall Below, Is located off Hwy, 38. ("Sunny Sparks") across from Mitchell Alrpo in MilwaUkee. This place 1 Too all you people Who are air conditioned, and rocks fo 21 and under, I know the per. five consecutive nights; e8C feet places to meet people night Is different. and make friends! Places Wednesday is New Wave Where you can dance the night; Thursday Is college night away, and If you can't night (so bring your college dance, you're sure to learn. ill); Friday Is all-request There are a number of off. night; Saturday Is the-place_ campus places to go, known to-be night (or party night. as non-alcoholic lounges or because that's Whenthe place dance clubs. There are five In gels jumpln'); Sunday Is MIlwaukee and one In Racine. rocktn' the night away wt FIrst, there's The Attic on Heavy Melal NIght. Hwy. 110, out by Stiver Spring The club In Racine Is Rd., In MIlwaukee. It's not Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. air conditioned, but they kick It's a great place to go. but out the jams. only open for those under 21 StUdents wait patiently to register. whTihchenIs alstoheoren'sHwy.B1a0i0le,yb'su,t po.nm.SuTnhdeayy pnliagyhtsallfroBmOris7-101 home and inexpensIve. Jenny Ing" her go. In regards to the closer to Racine. In Turns musIc, but USUally dan thought that the orienlatIon ori~nlation program, Michelle and Park Avenue are In musIc. was "fun" and went on to saId, "It took too long, but Z downtown MIlwaukee. In The other places are usu say, "z had a good time" learned a10t about the Turns Is open to people under ally open from 7 p.m.-l a.m. .Jenny welcomed the' opport~. campus and what goes on." 21 on Tuesdays, and Park and cost $5 or less. So go ou nlty to learn her way around On a clOSingnote, the orten, Avenue has a college night on and have fun U you're unde campus. Jenny says, "Z feel tatron program, offered by Wednesdays. 21. and jam with me In sbIedtete)r b(aebcoaustecomnoinwg tIo Pkanrokw. ;~:rtho~ved~i:tSotub!e2:dve~ryn~ltl~ULcJcfe~ses~tu~lO•. .~..f:~f~MIc:~=eY~:fa:v:o=rlte::,::Tw::en:ty=-on::e::::pIa::c:es::to=::bel=====:; some people that go to achool here." When Michell Floyd was asked Why she chose Park. side she responded, •'Because Jenny (Ultsch) Is going here.·J She went on to say that she ws only kidding. MI. chelle Is going to Parkslde be. cause her parents are, "milk. Looking So Smart! . c. J.. > \ J-' . ( . . . l.'·""'_CMl...,.;s P PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS r-----COUPON-----..., Shampoo, Condition & Cut I I ONLY $695 I I 'Good Only ":'0 c~~~;:r:,:.r.=r:ontheyr offer. I l . expires 10NO/88 I -. --C-OS-T-CU-lT-ER-S®- __ -, ~HA . RACINE . '~VSide Shopping Center • ~~a£ ~=Bay Rd., S50WMI 'F!"<Jry~c.':.-6440 .. 3ns Doug'as Ave.,831-1313 ,~'·,~A .. nue .... 7-9200 ZION ..,,,.~~~ • 173Plaza 50 ~ Street, 158-8200 131121st Street, 74&-53 WE USE AND RECOMMEND PAUL MiTCHELL Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! * Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. * Obtain all of the 10 items on the follOWing list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. >A: All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawingf 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) "Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind" _ published by the office of Res. Life. . 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5)Phy. Ed. bUilding schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parks ide Activities Board Coupon 10) Bookmarker of library hours. * Complete this list •••and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. . b__ orientation acquaints students Off Campus Jam min' students, from page 4 ness program." . Scott apreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to work on the Ranger staff this year, Scott did say that the food that was served during the orientation program could 11ave been better. ChJ'i5tine Czerkas, who is going to be staying in the resJdentce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program." Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her claSSeS, Christine hopes to work with the radio station while at Parkside. Denise Moline was referred to Parkside by a student teacher that had graduated Sfudents wait patiently to register. by J. Mark Ball ("Sunny Sparks") Too all you people who are 21 and under, I know the perfect places to meet people and make friends! Places where you can dance the night away, and If you can't dance, you're sure to learn. There are a number of oftcampus places to go, known as non-alcoholic lounges or dance clubs. There are five in Milwaukee and one In Racine. First, there's The Attic on Hwy. no, out by Silver Spring Rd., in Milwaukee. It's not air conditioned, but they kick out the jams. Then there's Bailey's, Below, ls located off Hwy. 38, across from Mitchell A1rpo in Milwaukee. This place t air conditioned, and rocks fo five consecutive nights; eac night is different. Wednesday ls New Wave night; Thursday ls college night (so bring your college ID); Friday ls all-reques night; Saturday ls the-placeto- be night (or party night, because that's when the place gets jwnpin'): Sunday ls rockin' the night away with Heavy Metal Night. trom here. Denise said that home and inexpensive. Jenny ing" her go. In regards to the Ille learned alot, but there thought that the orientation orientation program, Michelle which ls also on Hwy. 100, but closer to Racine. In Tums and Park Avenue are in downtown Milwaukee. In Tums ls open to people under 21 on Tuesdays, and Park Avenue has a college night on Wednesdays. The club In Racine ls Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. It's a great place to go, but only open for those under 21 on Sunday nights from 7-11 p.m. They play all sorta o music, but usually dance music. was so much information was "fun" and went on to said, "It took too long, but I crammed into such a short say, "I had a good time." learned alot about the 11me that it was hard to . Jenny welcomed the opportu- campus and what goes on.•• The other places are usu ally open from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. and cost $5 or Jess. SO go ou and have fun 1f you're unde 21 - and jam with me in remember It all. nity to learn her way around On a closing note, the orien- John Vescova chose Park- campus. Jenny says, "I feel tation program, ottered by side because it ls close to better (about coming to Park- the Student Life office, bome. John was surprised to side) because now I know P .• ro......,ve_d1111to__,be __ v_e_ry...,_su_c;;;;c,;;es;;;;sfu;..,;t. _____________________ .,. My favorite, Twenty-One places to be! 1111d out, "That I can't just some people that go to school lake any class I want, I have here." to take the basic stuff first." When Michell Floyd was When asked If he felt more asked why she chose Parkprepared for college after at- side she responded, • 'Because tending the orientation he Jenny (Ultsch) ls going 111d, "Yes, I definitely wou- here. " She went on to say ldn't have known what to do." that she ws only kidding. Mi- Jenny' Ultsch ls coming to chelle is going to Parkside be- Parkside because it's close to cause her- parents are, • 'mak· Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! • Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. • Obtain all of the 10 items on the following list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. • All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawing! 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) 11 Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind'' - published by the office of Res. Life. · 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5) Phy. Ed. building schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parkside Activities ~oard Coupon 1 O) Bookmarker of library hours. • Complete this list ... and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New ree center director impressed with Parkside by Kelly McK1uIck New. EcII&or Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and thiS should be an exceptional year." She explained that she "hasn't really defined" her duties as Student Activities adviser with PAB members yet, but feels that she WIll serve as a resource person for them. "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she has a lot of experience In pub- Uc relations, marketing ~d advertising to draw from in order to help students. Prior to her job placement at Parkslde, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW.Waukesha. She was also involved,in some of the ethnic festivals and suinmerfest at the :MIlwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really Iike to-see more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different toumaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school.", she said. Who says snap judgments are bad? Although Mary EUen Wesley, coordinator of the Union Recreation Center and Student Activities advtBer, has been here only two weeka. she feels uenthusiastic" about and Hlmpressed" with student Involvement on campus. "I'm st1lJ trying to get UHd to It all, Wesley said. The Recreation center la current- Iy undergoing repairs and cosmetic changes. She explained that she III concentratlng on getting the employees oriented to their jobs right now. It was predicted that the R'ecreatlon center would be open for the tlrst day of school (Sopt. 6). , Wesley la enjoying her role as Student Actlvttles adv1Ber ... well. HI'm very impressed with the current executive committee of PAB (Parkslde Activities Board)," she said. ~ (fhirau-o [ribuuc - - Order now to receive the Chicago Tribune for half price ---Ii --D-YiS!;;;i~~;I~~~~;~;;'-~-T~~n:--------~----=-----l SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER 1/2 Off The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events. nononot employment trends. social issues.the economy and global politics wnh award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you con': find on TY. or radio. 00et "once "'''''''''''''' 2nd"""""'" Amc>.Jnl I- .- .- 00d o DoiI'ISo..rooy 5168 o DoiI' or'< 5105 o S<.no<;>, or'< 5 63 CoI v81.1.,me0 "-0"""P"aCymadent JeonccCIoIM• d [e::tlE!Ck0l' 1T'lCr'eY0def) E>profo)dQ1e Sog'o1ue --- """'"---------------- Ooss{FS.J.S)- -, 1oCO<mJOooro .... ,O:xlm _ ~ - Phone ~'---- ~Pho-n-e_-__-_-__-_-__-__-_-__-_--- ~'----- 00e<.,.,... Dece<roe< 31, 1988 --. ----- I I' Chicago TribUne 435 N, Michigan Ave. Room 504 ChIcogo.IL 60611 Call: CTSKenosha 654-5400 Moll 10; News Briefs Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue Co leted by students at UW_Plattevlll<; Is on Its way';:; f.eillsville, the site Ofthe state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the castmg .of the statue over the past, 1% yel1rs: He sadd the project cost between $25000and $30 000 In materials and labor. , The statue, titled "The Hlghground," depicts a hellcop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, Whois held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. RObert Kanyuslk, a former Platteville art professor, designed the staTtuhee. 37-plece bronze statue was cast from rubber molds made of Kanytlsik's clay origma~s. Wind chimes bearin the names of 1250 Wisconsin servIcemen who died in Viet nam or', are missing- In actIon hang at the back .of the staTtuhee. memorial will be dedi.cated Sept. 18 at the lOO·acre site near Nelllsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the Unlversliy of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW_Madison last spring and were charged with raclSlll were gfven their sentences; according to the Wiscons~ state Journal. Thomas Hetn, Jason Dortenkel, Kenneth Welngard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrup to write essays on the impact their disruption had In Madison, The four fraternity members pleadedno contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unatllhorized presence on university lands that were med after the April 8 class disruptions. I -, Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apologyletter to UW_Madlson, give $50 to charity, provide 100hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class" Hein and Dorfenkel dis· rupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb In the classroom. The Unlversily of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office. ' Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh MInority enrollment at UW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern. Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97to 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. 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Wesley said she haS a Jot of experience in public relations, marketing a.nd advertising to draw from in order to help students. - Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and this hould be an exceptional year." She explained that she .. hasn't really defined" her duUes as Student ActivtUes advts r "1th P AB members yet, but feels that she will Prior to her job placement at Parkside, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW-Waukesha. She was also involved in some of the ethnic festivals and Summeriest at the Milwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really like to 'See more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different tournaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school," . she said. - ~ ((hirauo [ribunc - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER . 1/2 Off T e Ch cago nbune will keep you informed on sports, current events. notio o! ~ ployment tren~s. _social issues. the economy a d global po~ittcs with oward-w1nn!f10, in-depth coverage of t e news- e kt d 0 coverage you can't find on TV. 01 radio. Order now receive t e Chicago Tribune for half price D YES 1 Beg,n delivery of the Chicago Tribune. - ------~ lg..: I l~ I .: I ~-1 ~ --. - · ·- ooe,) Ooss(F.$.J.SJ- ·· - - ,Ao:JrWJDQ-r.~ _____________ Apl llo;)m __ _ 0y _______________ s0~ _____ 2.p ___ _ Clti~-~~---_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--------Slcle _____ Zp ____ _ ""------------------O!lerecores~ J1 . 1988 ~ to. ChK:OgO Trlt>une 435 Michigan Ave Room504 ChlCOQO. 60611 Call: CTS Kenosha 654-5400 News Briefs ......... ........... Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue co Ieted by students at UW-Plattevill~ is on its way~ teillsville, the site of the state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the casting .of the statue over the past 1½ years. He said the proJect cost betwee $25 000 and $S0,000 in materials and labor. . n ' The statue, titled "The Highground," depicts a helicop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, who is held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. Robert Kanyusik, a former Platteville art professor, designed the statue. The 37.piece bronze statue_ was cast from rubber rnolds made of Kanyusik's clay or1gina~s. Wind chimes beann the names of 1250 Wisconsin servicemen who died in Vief nam or are missing· in action hang at the back of the statue. The memorial will be dedicated Sept. 18 at the 100-acre site near Neillsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the University of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW-Madison last apring and were charged with racism were given their sentences, according to the Wiscons~ State Journal. Thomas Hein, Jason Dorfenkel, Kenneth Weingard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrop to write essays on the impact their disruption had in Madison, The four fraternity members pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unallthorized presence on university lands that were filed after the April 8 class disruptions. Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apology letter to OW-Madison, give $50 to charity, provide 100 hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class, Hein and Dorfenkel disrupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb in the classroom. The University of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office . Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh Minority enrollment at OW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern . Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97 lo 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up 10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87 percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW-Oshkosh during the 1987 fall semeter. Ranger needs ad reps! Earn extra money!$! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Con It' d · 1 su !ng an Proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quain) t~pesettm~ and disc storage capacity, which enables the cus1omer ad_Put th e,r resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve ao d Just to each specific company rerm pdapers and dissertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ocate at 24~ Main Street in Downtown Racine Call 637· 1997 or more details. · We are here to make you look good!!! --- : Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 'Larry Zamba "W~m Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo I by Amy Pettit ment in the local newspaper ~"and let .it fly." He late; }JI aspiring artist or pho- ad?ed a belly dancer, a tographermtght ~ever drea~ chtcken, and other charae. f becommg mvolved ill ters. A year Iater-, the Peela- ;o;.mmethinglike a singing tele- gram, was added, now' business, but for Larry Zarnba s most popular tele- zarnba, this has proven to be gram. alucrstlvesidetrack. . Business calls frequently zsmba graduated from ~terrupted zamba's inter. parksideIn 1979 wlth a de- VIew. with the Ranger, and greein broadcast communi- one ill parncuia» typified the cation. and was one class type of customers Warn Bam 4 shortof an art degree. He Singing Telegram serves. couldnot bring himself to A half dozen or so friends takethe required Art History chipping in to raise the $110 n because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peela- ~red me to tears," he said, gram delivered to a female "SOI conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaanhonorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Bam be harassed about the hon- Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000a year. . be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams avallable ~ plete nudlty was not approprithroughthe service include a . ate. Compromising, the caller ,inging gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the KnIght In Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozothe Clown; and for zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business Is 70 to 80 percent huladancers. Phantasygrams Peelagrams.· 'It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other s8.1dhe has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. theseroles, although the busl- A male employee of ness has now. grown to the zamba's, who asked that his pointwhere he can. act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 ern- he is often propositioned b'y ployeesand two branches -his women he strips, ·for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked anda branch in Mllwaukee. for Warn Bam for seven "Desperation leads to Inspl- years, on and off. ration," zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing howthis business began. business," an observer may Desperation was borne of consider zamba unquestionzamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges leacher after graduation, the definition of success. whichhe described as "baby. "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "1 thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex· explained.An article In Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure, in Boston, Massachu- lenged. settes, inspired zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram ~i1l redefine their .goals" he business a try. He Imagined explained. "They WIll develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "1 stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamb,,: has be~n lory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his mterest ill historically the correct thing photography and art. He reo to do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute ?f Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional photography m gorilla suit, put an adver-tise- Chicago. Engberg heads SCS Volunteers,from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization that offers a position they're mterested in. Students interested In the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or call 553.2000. The student then fills out an "apPlication, to stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Ehgberg then matches· them up with a n?edy organization. An inter- View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program a~e covered under the program s insurance .. The only other requireme~t Engberg has of the student IS to fll! out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work toether" she said. "The whole gurpo;e is to get students out Pinto the commuUl·ty. " "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good living doing that," zamba said. Other goals, he continued include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal rela.tionships. Although zamba views the time he spent at Parkslde primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the ~ four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his llfe. .He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the, beginning of his costume design-=- ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Bam's success. "I don't want to put down - forallzed educatton," zamha said, "because institutional. ized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. "It's just that I went in with no Idea (of what I wanted to do)--with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel It inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue It to It's-· hopefully--happy conclusion. i-----:;cOU;ON~---l I SPECIAL OFFER TO I FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENTS 4 MONTH RACINE YMCA COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY $45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers RunninglWalking Track For more information call 634-1994. II II II I I I! \V L__® ..J III II I I II II OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15,1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. Please mail check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654·2148 ----------------------------------------------------- I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: Special Student Rate YES! o Daily Journal o Sunday Journal o Daily & Sunday Journal o Daily Sentinel Regular Price My CheckD or moneyorderD for $ (amount) Is enclosed. Namee. _ CollegeAddre:s:ss5.- _ Roomor Apt. Phone"- _ HomeTown Address(St.~) _ City State ZIPI'-__ Payment must accompany order. $25.00 $15.40 $40.40 $12.50 $7.70 $20.20 $25.00 $12.50 • Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 Larry Zamba "Wam Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo j----:~ou;ON;:-----7 I SPECIAL OFFER TO I I FULL-TIME I COLLEGE STUDENTS ~ent in the local newspaper, and let it fly." He later }JI aspiring artist or pho- added a belly dancer a to rapher might never dream chicken, and other cha~ac. l becoming involved in ters. A year later, the Peelao methiJlg like a singing tele- gram , was added, now ' ~ business, but for Larry Zamba s most popular tele- 1,amba, this has proven to be gram. a Jucratlve sidetrack. Business calls frequently by Amy Pettit Zamba graduated from interrupted Zamba's inter. parkslde in 1979 with a de- view with the Ranger, and gree in broadcast communi- one in particular typified the cation, and was one class type of customers Warn Barn short of an art degree. • He Singing Telegram serves. could not bring himself to A half dozen or so friends, take the required Art History chipping in to raise the $HO JI because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peelaix: red me to tears,'' he said, gram delivered to a female "SO I conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaan honorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November 14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Barn be harassed about the hon. Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000 a year. be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams available plete nudity was not approprithrough the service include a ate . Compromising, the caller singing gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the Knight in Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozo the Clown; and for Zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business is 70 to 80 percent hula dancers, Phantasygrams Peelagrams. "It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other said he has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. these roles, although the bust- A male employee of ness has now grown to the Zamba's, who asked that his point where he can act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 em- he is often propositioned by ployees and two branches -his women he strips, for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked and a branch in Milwaukee. for Warn Barn for seven "Desperation leads to inspi- years, on and off. ration," Zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing how this business began. business, an observer may Desperation was borne of consider Zamba unquestionZamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges teacher after graduation, the definition of success. which he described as "baby- "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "I thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex. explained. An article in Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure in Boston, Massachu• lenged. settes, inspired Zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram will redefine their goals" he business a try. He imagined explained. "They will develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "I stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamba has been tory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his interest in historically the correct thing photography and art. He reto do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute of Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional Photography in gorilla suit, put an advertise- Chicago. Engberg heads SGS Volunteers, from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization ~hat offers a position they're interested in. Students interested in the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or cau 553-2000. The student then fills out an "application," stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Engberg then matches them up with a needy organization. An inter• View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program ai;e covered under the program s insurance. The only other requirement Engberg has of the student is to fill out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work to• ether " she said. "The whole g rpo;e is to get students out pu nit " into the commu Y. "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good Uving doing that," Zamba said. Other goals, he continued, include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal relationships. Although Zamba views the time he spent at Parkside primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his life. 1 1 4 MONTH RACINE I I YMCA COLLEGE I MEMBERSHIP He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the beginning of his costume~ign-:ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Barn's success. "I don't want to put down · foralized education," Zamba said, "because institutionalized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. " It's just that I went in with no idea (of what I wanted to do ) -•with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I FOR ONLY S45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers Running/Walking Track For more information call 634-1994. OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15, 1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. I I I I I I I I I Zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel it inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue it to it's-hopefully-- happy conclusion. L __ ® _________ _J SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER SAVE 50°/o OFF REGULAR PRICE Please mall check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654-2148 ---~------------------------------------------------- YES! I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: • Daily Journal • Sunday Journal • Daily & Sunday Journal • Daily Sentinel Regular Price $25 .00 $15.40 $40.40 $25.00 Special Student Rate $12.50 $ 7.70 $20.20 $12 .50 My Check • or money order• for $ _______ (amount) Is enclosed. Nam, ____________ _ College Addres. _______ _ Room or Apt. Phone.._ _ _ Home Town Address(St.. ____ _ City. __ State Zip Payment must accompany order. ."nlwgq4J*~'19Ba tt~ Parkside lists fall computer courses' Classified" Baffled by the variety of computers aVailable or interested In qulcl<Jy leamlng the luncUona of your new com. puler? A one-day computer seminar offered by Parkslde may be 01 help. :.s"I"ntroducUon to Oomput. wtIl be offered from 3: 9 p.m. on Thuraday. Sepl . . 29. The non-credit course will be held In Parkside's Computer Lab In the Wyllie Ldbrary- Leamlng Center. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planning to purchase a cornputer. The course will deal with computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics wtIl be presented on a level suitable for those with limited computer experience. Cost of the seminar Is $32. To register or for more Infermarion. call 553-2312or write: Division of Continuing Education. Parkslde, Box 2000. DennIs Wiser, a math and Kenosha. WI 53141. computer teacher for the Racine Unified School system, wtIl be the Instructor. Wiser has taught computer classes at Parkside. UW-:M1lwaukee and UW·Madlson. uw parltSide Chicago Tribune. ----- Oo:ler ltP<:e aO:llv~ /week 1St semester 2na semester ,- AtT-oo.nr a O:llv.".,. $168 ,- a S<I>aav.".,. $105 oooa $ 63 0__ aViso a a ~"-{CheclcOt -------------~----~ II ~ k:cl I rT'OneyOlOe</ f SVcue ~~===========--=..=.:=.:.~::E::x:.:p.-r_o_::Iion:. I ~do:te:=-=_=_~= I :_ ..===-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=--=--=--=--===~==== CtosslF.5.J.S/ I ~.::=_::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=:::::_=:=::=:=,:-:=~==:=~=~s:S~:~te~~~::::Apr=/I;Oom:;Zip~~==~==I~==- ----ZipOttere>cpres---- I _-=~---.~.--.-.~----..-;..-=~~----=.=...-.-.-~..~.=~0ctebe<=::16,~19:8:8~ : : For Sale 1918 BUICK LeSabre transmission. curb fi~dNew eh~ 231 V-6. 65,000 miles eoers, Powt! e/ dorm 4E. . n1act liairl'ttu 81 KAW.ASAKI 440 LTD ill 10,000 miles. Runs great inLeS¥, fl.._ included. Asking $900 S· WI hl\i...~ Ranger office. . ee Curt hili: Heln Wanted MARRTING REPRES National company needs ~NT,,'I!l't, side. Make up to $10 Plus/J:8 at Part' ed persons call 312/922_0302 . Interei COLLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subsCrIpti ~ campus. Good income n::n ca.rua 011 vorved. For informatiOn an~1ling IQ. tion, write to: Campus Se appUt&, W. Solar Drive, PhoenixAZrvlee, 1031 LES ASPIN is lOOking to 8502i. terns! If interested, wrt;;.tudent In. Rogers, 1661 Douglas A ~ l5340f or call 632-4446. VtI., Raebit INDIVIDUAL TO post rna campus. Write College ,,"~r1alrI ell 6P0e6b4b0l.ewood Trail. N~.~, II ---r"Y' uqe U. For Rent ROOMMATE WANTED ,177.SO/month, uUllUes iIlcJucIJrn.Jel. jdential Court, 3 mue. from . ~ Fol:' more info, can BtU at 06fi~ Services Offered TYPING OF any klnd a perfect cOpy, call7S2.2t7a. fPaIt. I'ct Personals LORA. YOO'BIl tile _.~ heart. -.., WILLIE, QUIT _ ••• _- me back to work. -r--"6 lad .. 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The course will deal With computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics will be presented on a leveJ suitable tor those With limited computer experience. UWParkside Cost of the seminar is $32. To register or for more information, call 553-2312 or write: Division of Continuing Education, Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. For Sale 1978 BVICJ( LeSabre transmission, curb find New entt._ 231 V-6_ 65,000 miles Coers, Po11,0 '"! dorm 4E. · ntact ~lt\ii 81 KAWASAKI 440 L'l'I) bi 10,000 miles. Runs great Kr Less ,~. included. Asking s90o 8 · Wilie~~ Ranger oliice. · ee Ciirt In ii;; Hein Wanted MARlfl1:TlNG REPRESE NaUonaJ company needs re 11'1',t~. side. Make up to s10 plus;,&8 at Part' ed persons cau 312/922.0302 · lntere.i,' 00LLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subscrtptJon ~ campus. Good Income II c~ ~ voJved. For lntormau~n ~ 8e!Jing IQ. Uon, Write to: Campua Se d &J>Pllc«, W. Solar Drive, Phoentx AZ~• ltbf LES ASPIN la loOkJng t """'-'I. terns! 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Sf68 I~ -~ SiQS - - ______ / S6J - - _ - - ----- - o.,,.. 0 - ~ ------- 0Voo o~~<Chearorrnonevoraer1 ------.&...-==-====-:::_1 I ~~~=:=~===--==--==-= -_=-.::.==~==-===---ElfPt01ionao,e / ~- ------, An--- --------~ --~uerm -------~- I ' ~::---=--=-=-=============_:======----Ao-,-,~--- CassCF.s.ts, / Pt-o-e;=~-------- __ -----------::=~----~~:S•lote----Zp ---- I c.y_ ---- --------- I Pt-o--e ____________ ~=-s~----~:----_ .____0ttererp..es~ l ---------~:~-------------------===- ~~~ I --------~------------------_J Happy New Year! Child share program Interested in expense·free hIId care? Parkslde Adult :tudent Alliance and women's. Affairs of PSGA warkslde Student Government AssocaUon) are aportsor! JIg a co-op child care pro· gram. TheIdea Is simple. A student mother will watch your child,giving you the chance, tor example, to spend an eve- DIng working on the comput •. ers. You will watch her child for the same number of . hours. Basically. we are providing women who are interested In the program an opportunity to meet. If you are Interested and ~ould like further Infer-rna; non, stop In the Parkslde Stu. dent Alliance Office, the PSGA office or call 553.2706. 'HE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON nt-Islen,Mom ... I jusl wonled you 10 know I'm OK and Ihe s1ampede seems 'boul over - allhough everyone's sllll a lillie spooked. Yeah, I know .... I miss Ihe corral:' Hardee's is now.acceptlns applications for day and nightime help. Cooks; Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: . 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 -112nd Ave.,. Bristol, WI 53142 br ...-------=- .~-,. l.RDERYOURTELEPHONENO~ NSTEAD OF CRAMMING LATER. 1 393 1490* Two,wait until the last •• possible moment, then (Mon.-fri.8:ooa.m.-5:30p.m.).rush, along with a host of When itcomes to order- other students, into the ing telephone service,there nearest public telephone are two schools of thought. to order. . One, order now ana Ifyou liveoff campus, prepare yourself oheod consider adopting the first of time. philosophy. And, ifyou must, save cramming for your first exam. "loll-free only when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. e1988 Wisconsin hli WZ'i"ft'?1?'lZ .l&fi!!Jt~!mif!!'ll! _#~wy Child share program 1nterested 1n expense-free hild care? Parkside Adult ~tudent Alliance and women's Affairs of PSGA (ParkSlde Student Govern. ment Assocatlon) are spon. soring a co.op child care program, The Idea is simple. A stu. dent mother will watch your child, giving you the chance, for example, to spend an ev~- THE FAR SIDE nlng working on the computers. You will watch her child for the same number of hours. Basically, we are providing women who are Interested in the program an opportunity to meet. li you are interested and would like further information, stop in the Parkside Student Alliance Office the PS~A office or call 553-2706. By GARY LARSON "listen, Mom ... I Just wanted you to know I'm OK and the stampede seems 'bout over - although everyone's st111 a little spooked. Yeah, I know ... I miss the corral." "ardee.r ® Hardee's is now accepting applications for day and nightime help. Cooks, Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 - 112nd Ave., Bristol, WI 53142 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 9 ~- -- ( .. :RDf R YOUR Tf UPHONf NOyt NSTEAD Of CRAMMING LATER. 1-393-1490* (Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-5:30 p.m.) When it comes to ordering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order now and prepare yourself ah~ad of time. Two, wait until the last possible moment, then rush, along with a host of other students, into the nearest public telephone to order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. © 1988 Wisconsin Bell And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. 0 Toll-free only when coiled from telephone number$ served by Wisconsin Bell. ~APi- tl§'.fflf;f-,:P,.~-1;! v«~\191 by Amy PeUh MaraliDA' Editor Jamaica - paradise or prison? Cascading waterfalls, tropical flora, wblte sand beaches, cool clear seas and perfect temperatures lure many unsuspecting vacationers to this tropical country and inspire JamaIcan holels to adopt names such as Eden II. However. for the first two days of my honeymoon, I felt trapped In a land In which I did not want to be. Bus drtvera are maniacs. the food Is suspect, hotels are dI. ppolnUng, locals are annoying. you can't rent a car it you're under 2G and boneymooners are shown to rooms with twin beda! Give me a break. The nIght and delays that brought us to Jamaica are another story. Once we arrived In )(onlego Bay at 10 p.m, (havtng been traveling a1nce8;30 a.m.), we aearched for the IImouaIDeoervlce that Included In our travel pacl<a&e. Our Umoualne 1ooI<edquite llIte a bus. It was shaped llIte a bus. It was as big as a bus, and It held aa many people as a bus. But It did taIle us to our hotel In Ocho Rlos, two hours from the airport. Comfort was not Included In our package. Our drtver must have moonUghted aa a IerrorisL You Bee. there are very few trattlc laws In Jamaica. It's generally accepted that people drI ve on the len side of the road, but you don't have to. There Ia no speed limit. 80 our driver felt that 120 m.p.h. through twIaUng, dark roads was appropriate. For two hours, we prayed to survive. Nauseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Hotel, formerly owned by Sheraton, but decllning ever since. We were ready for bed. So. we are escorted to our room - keep in mind this is our honeymoon - which has twin beds. No, I don't think so. Finally. we could collapse on a double bed. Well. it looked' Uke a double bed. It was really two twin bed mattresses on a double frame. We spenl three nights falling through the crack In the middle before we got a REAL double bed. And that was a Ooor lower, so our view wasn't as nice. sacrifices must be made. It took me only two days to recover enough to venture outside to the beach. While sand, clear water, palm trees waving in the breezes - no problems there. The food was quite interesting. Due to the humtdtty, bread does not rtse qulle as htgI1 as It does here, and In every fonn, It manages to taste the same. Throughout tha two weeks, we watched tor the everchanging heavy bread to appear at breakfast as croissants and toast; at lunch disguised as a aandwlcb or hamburger bun; at dinner as a dinner roll - plain or Italian. I used to love pineapple - a special tr,oat, but somehow I was sick of them by Week 2. On our tlrst foray Into the ahopping district of Ocho Rio8. we naively walked out the front gate of the holel and were lmmed.1ately accosted I>Y locals offering service.!'. 10 Thun:d:y, 8ept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer va.catlon n we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady want a braid?" was ~:.~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach lIote?Un4 the first 'of hundreds of offers attraction that receives rave seedy joint with no garct I," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws In all our tourist lit- sight. ellaill down during the time I spent ~::~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the he there. The hardest to resist of . ed at the - spot called pointed to her map leI these offers was the woman ~~~:w Park" In only 2% looked nothing like ~:hiCh who challengebd,'d"Ladi; ..are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for rat s ye . Jamaica's poverty up close .miles in the other d~ Uten I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. Con tourists. many who SUC- twisted roads with only m- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked baCktake with frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No danCing tand The .only product offered to roadside walls. J . hat use more frequently than Our destination was not amalcaJ see page 17 b"Sramidoikneg?"was d"rHuagssh.?""CokeW?"e rt:~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::i~::::::::::::::~~ wanted to flash a badget and cry "Interpol!" to fend them off, but It is doubtful that they'd get It. But let's gel- back to the tlrst day out. We Innocently accepted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, which turned out actually to be a lot of fun. But the IIltle hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, which put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth It, but we didn't want to admit It. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back entrance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One itay we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set It up - they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. "You're not old enough," the clerk informed us: "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, weU. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions. On one sweltering after- I UWP I Hwy.A Hwy.E 1585 - North 22nd Avenue. Ph. 551-8020 e·Y.OUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP • Plo-U .. ourpt"oductslnmOde,allon. , ~«~'~~ Win a . Back-to-Scho'OI Party! ;J ..~ .J-' .·)You SUImI~: kf; .We SUImI'l:' ·If. _ Site ~" .:.r·."',~ Barrel € People ..5: i,Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f. .Bottle of Schnapps ssooo Value ,1 C f W' No Purchase Necessary .'~ ase 0 me Coolers *COl1)e In and Sign Up Today* HWV. L ~ EI3 \}~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Ceo'e. Of lbe ~ Wor1d LillUor "0 c~ That was then ... NOW HIRING PART-TIME OPENING, CLOSING Turn extra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride .in both the food we serve and the people who se.rve It. As a result, if you can provide us with the enthUSiasm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you .wlth the .• esourc:es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, fleXible scheduling competitive hourly wag.es, excellent benefits package and free uniforms are Just a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. ~~oj~meShifts are available at a starting wage of . our - S3.75 after three months. PURGER .K.ING ® Equal OPpOrtunity Employer 5400 Durand Ave. Racine, WI ... 10 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer vacation or was appropriate. For two hours, ·e prayed to survive. auseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Ho 1, formerly owned by h raton, but declinlng ever sine • W ere ready for bed. So, ·e corted to our room - p In mind thi is our on ymoon • which has t 1n o. I don't think t noon we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady, want a braid?" was Sha~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach Hote~ the .first of hundreds of offers attraction that receives ra':'e seedy joint with no gard l," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws in all our tourist 11t- sight. ens In down during the Ume I spent ~~!~~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the there. The hardest to resist of arrived at the spot called pointed to her map hote1 the e offers was the woman "Shaw Park" in only 2½ looked nothing like ~:hlch who challenged, "Lady, are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for braids yet?" Jamaica's poverty up close miles in the other ~e !en I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. ct1on tourists, many who sue- twisted roads with only in- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked back take ith frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No dancing ,~d The only product offered to J . "a.ti tl tha roadside walls. ama,ca se use more frequen Y n Our destination was not ' e page 11 braiding was drugs. "Coke?" ----------"""'.'.~:::::::=::::::::=:::::::::::~-.... "Smoke?" "Hash?" We :::::='.'.::'.'.::===--------:------;,:;:::-----::: wanted to flash a badget and cry " Interpol! " to fend them off, but it is doubtful that th 'd get it. But let's ge.,_ back to the first day out. We innocently ace pted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, ·hich turned out actually to b a lot of fun. But the little hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, wh!ch put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth it, but we didn't want to admit it. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back en- ., trance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One day we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set it up • they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. " You're not old enough," the cler informed us . "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, well. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions . On one sweltering after- That was then •.• I UWP I " Hwy. A czi > < .c ~ 1585 - North 22nd Avenue• Ph. 551-8020 YOUR ONE STOP Hwy. L Hwy. E a; > < -0 C N N CewterOITbe Wor1d Lltpior ~ m~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE t=. · PARTY SHOP • Pleaeu•°"'swoductsinmoderatlon. ~~~ w,n a ~ (. ~\ Back-to-School Party! ./ ··f Y_~You Supply: ,f E -We Supply:· .<f. · - Site ~- _. r,. ·_ ¼ Barrel . f People ..5 - : 1: Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f . . Bottle of Schnapps •sooo Value . 1 C f w· No Purchase Necessary ~~ ase O I ne Coolers *ConJe In and Sign Up Today* NOW HIRING PART-TIME . OPENING, CLOSING Turn ext-ra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride _in both the food we serve and the people who se!Ve 1t. As a result, if you can provide us with the e"!thus1asm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you _with t~e_.resour~es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, flexible. scheduling, competitive hourly wag~s. excellent benefits package and free uniforms are JUSt a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. $3Part50T1hime Shifts are available at a starting wage of · our - $3.75 after three months. 5400 Durand Ave. ® Racine, WI Equal Opportunity Employer .. Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 SOCholds recruitment fair by Kelly McKissick ganizations and clubs are e N~wSEditor couraged to set up tables fn- set up tables on the matn new students wh or. thoroughfare In the Com. terested in beCO~inr:.a~vb~l~ mWlication Arts building. in Parkside activities. 0 ve An indoor recruitment opportunity will occur on Friday. Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will you Interested In get. ,lJ'elnVOIVatedParkslde but t!J1gns'ut re where to go for in- atroe :SUOD?Just take a stroll Inner Loop Road on ~.dJleSdaYS,ept. 14 and your stionsmay be answered. qu~.week of Sept. 11 has jeen designated Recruitment week. Student Organization COuncil (SOC) President and Vic. president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Letting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opportunlties. _ 'MI_ recruitment week themeIs "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities. bldudingspecial deals In the Recreation Center and a dance.are planned throughout the campus to show students au Parkstde has to offer. TheRecruitment Falre, on sept. 14, wlll feature a live bandand food. Campus or- Total Service for V.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon..-Frt. 10-3 RaServinfogur other locations , cine Bur Waukesha r Inglon Milwaukee b _ Take a look around,' enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. We also spent an afternoon at Carinosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica" commercial, I'm going to shoot my television set. Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have agood time. Jamai· ca has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We cl1mbed Dunn's River Falls, a 6OO·ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T ,HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS I MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE . Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 soc holds recruitment fair bY Kelly McKissick News Editor Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. you interested in get- Afe1nvolved at Parkside but ~•t sure where to go for inareflllauon? Just take a stroll 10 wn Inner Loop Road on :ednesday, Sept. 14 and your stlons may be answered. qu,nie week of Sept. 11 has n designated Recruitment ~k. Student Organization ~uncil (SOC) President and vice president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Lelting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opJ)Ortunities. 'nle recruitment week 111eme is "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities, 1ncludlng special deals in the ReCreatlon Center and a 11ance, are planned throughout the campus to show students all Parkside has to offer. The Recruitment Faire, on Sept. H, will feature a live band and food. Campus or. Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.,-Fri. 10-3 Serv· Ra . mg four other locations cine Bu I' Waukesha r mgton Milwaukee ganizattons and clubs are en. couraged to set up tables for new students who may be interested in becoming involved in Parkside activities. An indoor recruitment op. portunity will occur on Friday• Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will set up tables on the main thoroughfare in the Communication Arts building. Take a look around,· enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have a good time. Jamaica has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We climbed Dunn' s River Falls, a 600-ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers We also spent an afternoon at cartnosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica'' commercial, I'm going to shoot my television seL JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 -: ..... Track team secures NAIA honors in California b7"__ Park Ide', track team el}ded III oeaoon tast May w':\h 14 AU-American hono... captured at the NAlA nallonal track meet In AzuaI, CalIfornia. 1llree acnoo! records Yo' re broken and M.lkeSlauch WII nallonal champion In the Ill-kllometer walk. Th men '. team was in a s.- way lie for eighth place with 24 polntll In the meet domlnal d by AJ;uoa Pacllic, (CA) with 112 polntll. The women', team made the lop ten for the Ighth con.eecutlve season out of th 1aIt nine (counting croao·country and Indoor t ck). Th 1r Iotal ot 24 pointe ptac d them ninth. PraIrIe VI w A"llI: (TX) won the Swimmers women's meet with 93 points. Becca Scott, Tracey Karsha, Jacquetlne Cotton and Yolanda FInley each received two AlI-Americans tor placing In 4x.100 and sprint medley relayo. In the sprint medley, they flnlahed sixth with a ParluJlde record ot 1:45.54. They captured fourth In the 4x.100 with a 48.08, but broke the ochool record In the trials when they flnlahed In 47.69 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohi fln- Iahed her collegiate competilion with two more AlI-American awa.rds tor flnlshes in the 1500 meter and llOOO meter runs. She WII th1rd In the 1500 with a time ot 4:26.91. A time of 9:38.56 In the 3000 needed Voluntee... are needed 10 h Ip with a IwImming pro- • grim for rUarded people ,poraored by the AaaocIallon for R larded c1t.1zen1. ThIa program beglna on sept. 14 and requ1rel a weekly COmmllm nl of one bour. Volunlee... will help begin. nlng ,tudentll al Jane Vernon School pool Wedneldeys from Welcome back! From the Ranger U p.m. 'I1Iey will encourage students on a one-to-one basLo. Qualifications to volunteer are: ability 10 swim, tack of tear ot the handicapped and good. communication skllls. Intere,ted students Mould caU Carol at 563-2000 or stop by Union 209_ JAP~~Rt\CO C~Ir{C;;SC;~;'C;;S1AURAr;T . KENOSHA'S OWN AND ONLY 4-STAR (4-CHEF.} CHINESE RESTAURANT LUNCH - DINNER - CARRY-OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU ....1II•• L ..With Chef Wone" broke the school record and gave her second place. Also In the 3000, Paula stokman was eighth In the serntfinals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10:41.09. Nancy Marter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4:41.15. In the 1500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished In 4:51.83. The 1600 meter relay was seventh In the finals with a time of 3:54.04. The team consisted of Marler·RoW, Mart· er Scott and Finley. in the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2'2200 in the trials. Scott adv~~ ed 10 the semi-flna~s for the 100 meter dash WIth a time of 12.18. ·In the semis, she false started Anne Stokman ran her best lime in the 10.000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. . In the 10K race walk, Mike staucn captured his tntrdnalIonal championship b ttng' a new meet recY set. 41.56. 01'(1 or Doug Fournier was thir the same race wttn :a d 1Q sonal record of 43.34. Jo Por. genson walked his be.ln~~. of 46.02 to caplure f,"~ John Marter ImproVed-·' lime by over two minute bil a sixth place finish In 47 3~far Dan. Peterson, ~ . 3000 meter ·steeplechaseg tile Injured with less than ' "'sa laps to go when there "'~ accident at a hurdle. '\II Intramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Pro· gram gets underway this year with the flag football season beginning Monday, sept. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone Interestlng In tormlng a team Ihould pick up an .entry form In the Phy Ed Oftlce on the second floor of the Phy Ed BuUdlng. Entries are due on FrIday, Sept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. time slot on BLOOM COUNTY // .... '14 I \ Monda or Wednesday. Flag Football season y Sunday events will begin on will be needed on MOOt Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries and Wednesdays between can be picked up in the Phy p.m. and 6 p.m, from Sepl Ed Office. The tournament through Oct. 28. App will be set up according to for this position are In what participants are inter-'· Phy Ed Office. ested In, i.e., singles, doubles, Other Sunday mixed doubles. Entries are elude: due on Friday, Sept. 16, so Softball hurry In and sign up! Play Soccer will begin at 2 p.m. Badminton The Intramural Program is Floor Hockey looking for offlc!als for the . Volleyball r-- b.;..:Y:......;;;BerkeBre Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for .t. he Ranger! . ...... • • t,"< L,' ..• :." ""'._~' <, Track team secures NAIA honors in California tional championship b ting a new meet rec Y set. 41.56. Ord Of om n ' meet with 93 points. needed ~ encoura a on -to-one elcome back! From t e Ranger J~P~~RAGC C~lt{f:Sf: · e:STr\URi\~T KE OSHA 'S O N ANDO LY 4-STAR (4-CHEF} CHI ESE RES TAURANT LU CH - DIN ER - CARRY -OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU .. W ith Chef Wone " broke the school record and gave her second place. Also in the 3000. Paula Stokman was eighth in the semiflnals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10: 41.09. Nancy larter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4 :41 .1 5 . In the 11500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished in 4 :5 1.83 . The 1600 meter relay was seventh in the finals with a time of 3 : M .04 . The team conI ted of • larter-Rohl, Marter, Scott and Finley. In the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2: 22 .00 in the trials. Scott advanced to the semi-fina~s for the 1 00 meter dash with a time of 12.18. In the semis, she false started. Anne Stokman ran her best time in the 10,000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. In the !OK race walk, Mike Stauch captured hiS third na- Doug Fournier was th.I the same race With rd In sonal record of 43.34. J! !>er. genson walked his best\Jor. of 46.02 to capture f hne John Marter improvedOUrth. time by over two minute hla a sixth place finish l.n 47 38 for Dan Peterson ~ 1. 3000 meter steeplechaseg Ute injured with less than ' waa laps to go when there w~ accident at a hurdle. an lntramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Program gets underway this year ~1th the flag football eason beginning Monday, pt. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone int resting in forming a team should pick up an entry form in th Phy Ed Office on the second floor of the Phy Ed Building. Entries are due on Friday, ept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p .m. or 5 p . m . time slot on BLOOM COUNTY Monda or Wednesday. Sunday events will begin on Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries can be picked up in the Phy Ed Office. The tournament will be set up according to what participants are interested in, i.e., singles, doubles, mixed doubles. Entries are due on Friday, Sept. 16, so hurry in and sign up! Play will begin at 2 p .m. The Intramural Program is looking for offic!als for the Flag Football season y will be needed on M~nda 1111 and Wednesdays between~ p.m. and 6 p.m. from Sept 12 through Oct. 28. Applicatioaa for this position are in tbe Phy Ed Office. Other Sunday ~vents In, elude: Softball Soccer Badminton Floor Hockey Volleyball Sept. 21 Oct.2 Nov.I Nov.ta Dec.u ,-.----by~Berke Breathed ftfvfr.~ / Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for _the Ranger! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 1, September 8, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Nov. 10, 1'9BB Vol. XVII, No. 10 ieg,ents target minority ga~ns. with by KellyMcKissick News Editor Jditor's Note: This 'is the {ltd in a two·part. ser~es on J)<Iig!I for DiversIty imple- _tion at Parkside. parl/side is working hard to legin implementing goals for 1IIe UW SystemDesign for Dl- I!lS!ly, according to G. Gary Grace.Assistant Chancellor istudentAffairs. Design for Diversity is a 519I'mwideprogram initiated by A SharedCommittment, a """,taUon. on minority .oocationopportunities UW SystemPresident Kenneth .. Ih Shawgave to the Board iRegentsNov. 5, 1987, The DesIgn forDiversity purposes and goals were outlined in a "",rt to the Board of Re- I'llls April 7. All system uni- versiUtesare presently work- DIg on establishinl\,their own j!IIraIIl to meet System _institutional plan dead- _ are January 1989. In an overview of Design iI' Diversity, the report states that in lbe area of in- creasingminortty enrollment, Systemwidegoals for rnt- "'rtly freshmen and transfer ltudentsare a 50% increase over current UW System levels by fall 1993 and a 100% increase by 1998. Each insti- tution will establish its own goals, conduct primary reo cruitment within its own geo- graphical area, and work in close cooperation with local ,minority communities and school systems." To aid the multicultural en- vironment in the classroom, the report states, "For the 1988-93 time period, the UW System wm-tncrcase by 75% the number of underrepra, sented new minority faculty and academic staff hired as eompared to the preceding ftve years." Parkside cur- rently has 36 total minority faculty, instructional academ- ic staff and non-instructional academic staff. The report also stated that up' to $100,000 will be ear- marked beginning in 1989 to match institutional develop- ment efforts intended to im- prove ethnic studies. It said "funding should be requested for a systemwide minority faculty recruitment support fund to help institutions com- pete more effectively in the academic marketplace. " Total minority/disadvantaged program funding for the 1986- 8J fiscal year was $2]7,070._ Shaw said in his report that the plans for institutional im- provement of minority educa- tion he was requesting from each institution by January 1989 must include: "an as- sessment of the institutional environment, including stu- dent services, admissions, registration, student pro- gramming. academic per- sonal and finacial counseling, and other aspects of the msn- Madison boycotts UC over scuffle by Abu Hassien The UW·Madlson Student AIeoclaUonwalked out of IJIlitedCouncil General As- :Dlbl y Saturday, Nov. 5, bOY- ~ lling the meeting because a physical assault by ~d Governance Director Pre MCGinnison Madison Co- 11lu81dentNoel Radomski on fail rsday, Nov. 3, and the Iak UTe of United Council to e lIJlmediateaction. ~aret McCormick, dre n CO-PreSident, ad- Ihe ';d thedisappointment of G, adisondelegation to the ~etaJ Assembly and the ~ dent'scommittee for not ~c<:~ an,yaction to prevent Saturcta s attendance at the "0 y summit, froDl ur delegates must hide halls staff members ...in the Ue IIIand stalTWeUs (during Illlck eellngS)," said McCor- the IX, She contin,;,ed, stating by MYcottof Umted Council discl;:,sonWllJcontinue until "I'\Te ary action is taken. lion, Ie he.ard talk of suspen- iIlclle rrmnatlon Without pay, ~nnln n:'matlO n With pay, To t10n w a e someone, the ac- tauyOUldhave to be' specifi- Iol>'t related to the job. I ... "know if this incident ~c~d Jim Smith, United IlUy h Presldent~ "We've Iloiy, "eard one side of the "Let's stick to our name: United Council." -Jim Smith, UC President At the President's commit- tee meeting last Friday, Radomski was present to dis- cuss the affair, but McGinnis was not. There were no wit- nesses to the event, although McGinnis has admitted to the physical assault. McGinnis presented the in- cident to the Shared Gov~- nance committee for thetr reaction, and denies that it was related to United Coun- cil. I .'His explanation was e 0- quent," observed Jon Hear- ron, Parkside delegate to tl~e -Shared Governance commIt- tee "He admitted what he did' was wrong. He gained the support arid confidence of the committee with the exceptIon of Madison." . 'It's a personal affaIr. I wasn't acting as a membet: of United Council, I was actmg as Rob McGinnis," stated McGinnis. Although he was present at the Saturday meetln/?, McGinnis had informed hIS commit.tee that he would not be in attendance. The Gener- al Assembly was, according to Hearron, "supportive and pleased by his decision to at- tend." "1 find it ironic that in Sep- tember, Madison requested General Assembly to overlook their failure to pay for mem- bership for the summer. A liberal compromise, one. that strongly favored Madison, was reached. Now, they want to be strict on this, going as far as a walkout if they don't get what they waJ?t." sai~ Ross Pettit, PSGA vtce-Prest- dent and delegate to Direc- tor's committee. "Parkside could never get that kind of leverage." . It was discovered m Sep- tember that Madison failed to pay for membership for the previous three months, al- though they did vote and par- ticipate as a full member. General Assembly decided t? require payment from MadI- son for only a portion of the debt, requiring them to cover the costs of Unit~d Councl1 programming in Madison. . t "Let's stick to our name, commented Smith. "United Council. We're not very united when one of our m~m- bers walks. What MadIson wanted was a reaction. Now. we need to get all the facts and determine the best course of action." new program tutional setting and reward systems that might affect mi- nority enrollment and reten- tion." Chancellor Sheila Kaplan assigned goals to each of th senior officers on campus to meet the January deadline. Grace said Student Affairs is 'working on two issues at present. , The first is a racial conduct policy, to which Grace has al- ready appointed a committee. "That committee is to come up wilb a proposed racial conduct, non-dlscrtmtnatory policy for the campus relative to racial misconduct, racism, racial slurs and anything that has to do with discriminatory behavior towards minori- ties," he said. The committee wlll be looking at pollcies some of the other campuses in the system have already passed to formulate their own policy. The second major goal is See Design, page 4 Changes in add/drop policy have been recommended for Fall 1,989 Jon Hearron Editor-In-Cbief Parkside's add/drop pollcy was recently reviewed by the Academic Policies committee in accordance with a man- date by the Board of Regents. The mandate requires that any university having a drop rate exceeding five percent must review their add/drop policy. Last year, Parkside's drop rate was 5.4 percent. The eight member Academ- ic Policies committee has for- warded two recommendations to the Universtiy committee, according to Chairperson Jeanie Thomas. The first pro- posed change is to limit the number of credits that can be registered for during early registration. Presently, the upper limit for early registra- tion is 20 credits. The second proposal would entail the administrative drop of any student not attending class for the first week. Ac- cording to Thomas, "This may already be an option open to professors. If this the case. all that needs to be done is remind people (professors) that this Is something lbey can do." Students would be allowed to register for these classes again. Thomas stated, "These changes have shown positive results on other campuses around the state." Thomas also added that Parkside Is not that far from the five per- cent level targeted by the Board of Regents. If the Uni- versity committee and the Faculty Senate are in favor of these recommended changes, they will be implemented by the 1989 Fall semester. Inside... Page 2 Design for diversity •••or catastrophe? Page 4 Week at the Park and Reporter portrays racist to expose right·wing group Page 6 .The Counselor's Corner and Classifieds Page 8 Jazz, blues and drama 2 Thursday, Nov. 10, 1988 Ranger our view Design for diversity ...or catastrophe? Design for Diversity was a report given to the Board of Regents by President Kenneth Shaw In April of this year. as an improvement to his earlier proposal to address ml- nority affairs. A Shared Commitment. This report is a plan out1in1ng a course of action to be taken by each sys- tem campus to improve and increase minority programs. awareness. enrollment and retention. Design for Diversity targets the minority segment of the UW System student body. The systemwide plan sets goals of a 50 percent Increase over current levels of minority freshmen and transfer stu- dents by 1993 and a 100 percent Increase by 1998. The UW System Is committing a great deal of financial and staff resources to this program and rightly so. The question is: will we reach these goals or Is it just another program that will fall by the wayside? What makes us think we can now achieve new goals in the area of minori- ty affairs when we haven't in the past? One minority student said. HI never felt like a minority until I came to Parkside. It This raises another question: will Design for Diversity segment and Isolate minority students from the mainstream of the student body by bringing so much focused attention to them? We hope not. Though ethnic student enrollment this academic year is up 6.5 percent over last year's figures. Parkside has a long way to go to meet the System mandated goal. For one thing, the administration could begin by finding out where Ute University stands in relation to where we need to be by 1993. No office on campus has statistics available on the retention rate of minority" freshmen and transfer students. Retention Is the first Issue addressed (page one. first paragraph) In the UW System's Design for Diversity. Also, has any evaluation been earrted out on the effecti- veness of past minority student recruitment efforts and the advantages of having an office the sole mission of which is to serve minority students? The Ranger endorses this proposal. and will do what It can to help the University fulfill its goals in this area. but until answers are found to questions such as the above. the prospects for its successful implementation are up in the air. by Jon Hearron Give it a 'college try'... The American Cancer Soci- ety Is hoping students, faculty and administration at Park- side will give the Great American Smokeout the pro- verbial "college try" on NoV. 17. smokecut effort at Park- side Is being sponsored by the Pre-med Club. You can't flunk the Great American Smokeout; the ef- fort and participation are what really count. Jim SanterlJll and the Pre- med Club will have a booth set up In Mollnaro on Nov. 17 for non-smokers and former smokers to "adopt" smoking buddies and offer them sup- port throughout the day. The Pre-med Club will provide in- formation and materials to help but. the magic ingredi- ents are showing your smok- Ing friends that you're con- cerned about and willing to support them. The Great American Smokeout Is the third Thurs- day of every Nov. with the purpose of encouraging smokers to • 'take a breather" for 24 hours. J v' te' Be pr CO fO J1I Ie tlJ v' 01 51 VI Is T i! u n II iHE FAT LADY sINGS State program is not fu"ill!ng goals by Kelly McKissick . News Editor This is the first of a two- part series on the WEJT (Wisconsin Educatio'nal Job Training) program. This story will fJCUS on the prob- lems of the program found by students on campus. Next week's story will deal with some possible solutions for these students and the Uni- versity as a whole. The posters have been hung around campus. "Do you know a student being forced out of Parkside because of Welfare or AFDC? Equal op- portunlty Is a lie when the poor are routinely denied a college education. WEJT does just that!" WEJT (Wisconsin Educa· tlonal Job Training) is a two- year training program de- signed to get State Aid rectpl- ents trained for jobs and off of state ald. The program is run through both Racine and Kenosha. Single mothers used to be exempt from this program until their oldest child turned sIX years old. On July 1 of this year the State passed new legislation stating that the exemption age had been dropped down to when the oldest child turns two years a old. This Is where the conflict begins. Sherry Thomas, Director of the Child Care Center on campus, explained that the WEJT program. in most cases, allows a maximum of two years of education. The program seems to be affect- Ing single mothers who are already attending school , I (Parkslde or the Gate"l Techical Colleges) the moot An example of the ~ lems these mothers are faC tng follows. A single moil' with a child age oneenroill~ Parkslde. She Is a state recipient, and receiv~.S_'1 for Child Care costs tJUV'" State ald. When her See WEJT, page 3 Antl.WEJT poster hung up in the Coffee Shoppe EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ··········Editor~n-Chief Kelly McKissick •..•..••.•..•··•..•······News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann ...••.•..•..... ···.·Sports Editor Kevin Zir1<elbach ...•.................•.. Copy Editor John Kehoe PhotoEditor Christine Dejno ..••.......•...• Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner AdVisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF DavidBoyd.SheilaBugaleeki,Auben-Carbajal.Dan C~lapetta, Tim Cook. David Debish, Triola Ebner, Michelle Gaal, Lyndsay Knoell, George Koenig Mark Hall, Abu Hassel~, David Heller. Jill Janovicz. Sharon Krause, Jeff LeWIS, Heather Malzahn, Karen McKissick. Geraldine Murawski, Carlise Newman George Olson, Mi.ke Pic~o. ~tt ~ingeJ. Bi\! Topper. Rob Twardy, Daniel Valhn, Michelle Van Koning~eld Ranger is written a~d edit~ by students of UW·Parkside, who are solely responsibleforits ~= cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breakS _ .. ~l letters to theeddorwillbe~cceptedonly If theyaretyped,double-spacedand 350 woros~~.. h ,eh,dersmust be sIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes. Names~ e upon request. ' f Rangerreservestherighttoedd tetters andrefusethose-which-arefalseand/or de- amatory .. Th~~~;. forall letters, and'classifiedads,is Mondayat 10a.m.forpublication All correspondence should be.addressec:tto: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Ke- nosha WI 53141. 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