310 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/422f2508ded303fa58c91bbf74377e4f.pdf b8d34e642750c5d5e3d7a72b01ff33c4 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. "Surprised" by reaction to ruling: Kenosha judge mandates AIDS tests for prostitutes Series Number The series number of the original collection. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kenosha ponders use of anti-nuke tablets Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Nurse recalls Parkside Page 9 Library makes new Friends Page 16 Soccer wins home opener University ofWlsconsln-Parkslde Vol. t S. No.2 P oto y ave McEvoy Spiralling book costs Students were backed up to the D-l level of the library last week waiting to buy their textbooks for the new school year . PSGA Senate. opposes in-house search by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor The Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association Senate votedunanimously last Wed- nesdayto oppose the admtn- Istration'sdecision to conduct an In-housesearch and screen to fill the position of director of student enrollment serv- ices. Theposition, presently held on an interim basis by MaureenBudowle, was creat- ed last term under the univer- sity's reorganization plan. "We feel that at this time !-t Parkside we should bring m someone new with some years of experience tn enroll- mentmanagement " said Ad- rian Serrano, Ps'GA presi- dent. "After all, enrollment management Is now probably the major agenda item of this school." Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs G. Gary Grace, Who recommended - area hasn't been in existence long enough to have created any "experts." "There's .not a graduate program tn the country that turns out candidates in enroll- ment management," he ex- plained. "The field is so new that those who are tn it have generally been taken from other areas of the institution. "That·s why we shouid be looking for somebody withtn our institution who is adap- tive, intelligent, analytical and communicative. We should, in essence, be grow- ing our own." Serrano disagrees. It As we (the senate) were going through our search and screen for the assistant chancellor's position (now heid by Grace), enrollment management experience was one of the criteria we identi- fied, and we found a lot of candidates with some expert- ence. _- search see page 6 . Kenosha ponders use of anti-nuke tablets by KlmberUe Kranich News Editor An advisory resolution cre- ated to protect the health and safety of. Kenosha county residents and their property in case of a nuclear disaster at the Zion Illinois nuclear power plant will be the topic of discussion at a Kenosha County Board' Health and Human Services Committee meeting tonight. Edwin M. Anderson, 5th District supervisor and vice chairman of the Policy and Rules Committee is the author. of Resolution 39. Acording to Anderson, the resolution was prompted be- cause of: 1) a 1982 Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) report that warned that Zion's Unit I reactor walls are brittle and 2) that effective evacuation is not workable 'due to the dense. population of Kenosha. The most controversial ac- tion requested tn the resolu- tion is the distribution of po- tasslum iodide (KI) tablets to all persons in Kenosha Coun- ty In the case of a meltdown in which radioactive gases are released, "the KI tablets, if taken just before or imme- diately after exposure ... satur-" ates the thyroid gland and serves as a blocking agent, according to the Tennessee Department of Health and Environment,' fJ cited Ander- son. Doran Hughes, director of the Kenosha Emergency Gov- ernment opposes the distribu- tion of the KI tablets. "Panic could result," said Hughes, "If the tablets all distribut- ed." Not oniy is Hughes afraid of widespread panic but he said some people may have aller- gic reactions to the tablets and that all persons would have to sign a release form before taktng them. Expected to attend the Nuclear see page 12 Student challenges out-of-state tuition charge that an in-house search be conducted, agrees that the. new area is a top priority. He doesn 't, however, see recruit- ing from within as necessar- ily yielding an inferior candi- date. "It makes no sense for me, professionally, to want to put someone tn that position who would be unqualified, 'f Grace said. "I wouldn't want to put my career on the Itne by hir- tng someone who just can't do the job. .• "So, I'm not about to go blindly find someone from within who'll take five years to learn the position. But I also think I'd be selltng this tnstitution short if I said that I don't think there's anyone here qualified to assume this responsibility.' , The matn disagreement be- tween the senate and the ad- .ministration stems from the relative youth of enroilment services posttlons Uke Parksi- de's. According to Grace, the .. ~ ~ ~. 6 , •.• •• • ••••• ;, ._'_._._'_._._'_. ~~_ by SCott Osimitz stn Board of Regents because they enforced the state law. Mark W. Rattan, 32, of Ke· nosha tried to enter Parkside as a in-state student to work for his doctorate in eco- nomics; state laws dictated that he would have to payout of state tuition because he at- tended Wilbraham Academy, a private high school tn Mas· aschusetts. In an arrangement worked . out with Aaalstant Attorney The present state tuition· General Fawell who Is han- law, which has been in effect· dUng the case' for Parkslde prior to 1971, states that one and the U. W. Board of Re- must go to high school tn gents, Rattan may attend Wisconstn and the person's Parkslde on tn-state tuition If parents must be restdents 12 he places the monetary dlf- months prior to registration. ference of out state tuition in Rattan feels this law Is un- excrow unW the outcome of constitutional and has flied the lawsuit. Mr. Rattan suit against U.W. Parkside wasn't. ava11able fOr com. and the University of Wiscon- ment. Because of the law, Rattan must pay out-of-state tuition· even though he attended grade scbooi and U.W. Madi- son previously. Rattan's par- ents have paid Wisconsin taxes for 32 years. ", . .' Editoriql Voter apathy - ignorant and dangerous commitment and effort. all of us. on a singular level. can have our voIces heard on Is· sues that will have a bearing on the ..... t of our lives. AlthoUgh the recent Ke- noaha and Racine elecUons were primaries. candidates were atI1I being selected to fill poaItions tied to vital Issues. Education. mWtsry spending and other tasuea area voters have decided. via their absU- nenee, to deem as wholly ir- relevant to their lives. We feel such a decision Is not merely Ignorant-·Il's dan- gerous. When only segments of a poputstion decIde for everyone else. government no longer represents the people. It represents factions of those people. And what·s more depress- Ing than the fact that our eleeted officials no longer repreeent all of US Is that we've let that scenario de- velop. AnoCIMr eIeeUon nlch t pass- ed thl8 ~-another elec- _ niPt ellar&Ctertsed by a 'a_'1"," of voter apathy. ",.t apathy Ie not ourprta- InC.... Ie It .-eI. II:ach IUC- ~ve ....,-. It ....... at- tracla _ &lid fewer Inter- uted volen ... 80meUJnes as IItlie .. one-fourlh of thoSe el- tatbJe to have their prefer- ence counted retu- to partlc. lpate In thIa country·s etee- tora1p.....,... 'l1>e ex.,.... for thIa lack of Involvement have been around .. Ion& as the princip- le of partlclpaUOll 1l8e1f. "My measJey IIWe vote won't maJle a dlfterenee. anyway" Ie undoubtedly the oldeat of manyra_--and It'. also the moet ludicrous. 'n.e "One pel'8Dll. one vote" doctrine was not eatabltshed to mean that each of us. 1ndI- vldua1ly. Is powerIeU to ef- fect chanp. Instead. It was deaIcned so that. throUgh Letters Student treated unfairly To the Editor: WeD. they're doing It again In the nuntns program. For thoSe of you who don't remember last year'. article enUUed "Why do you want to be a nurM!" It W&I a eouee- _ of quotes &lid facia re- gardlnJ the unfair treatment of Thad 8cropoe. Now, _ on the aaaump- lion that Thad wrote the let· ter (the author's name was withheld). he III not allowed to speak with the staff unlen ·two or more are present, and they insist on tape·recordlng everythlng he says. I feel this treatment Is un- fair and unjust. I advise stu- dents to thiJ)k twice before enterlng a program that treats Its good students this way. To those of you who oppose thls article. have you no pen and paper? ThIs type of edito- rial will stop only when you stop treating students uofalr- Iy. Name Wlthbeld Indian revival spiritual To the Editor: I recenUy attended the 16th Annual RaInbow Gatherlng of the Tribe., where I have met some of the most beautiful people In my life. 'l1>e love vibration III h1sh and the en· ergy level Is aw....,."e to say !be least. I have found a Rainbow Trtbal Prayer by Rainbow Hawk and a Fact Information Sheet at the Rainbow Hopi Navaho Workshop. Wayne,)'ass ~y...JWwl..m&,..lmL.u. Wheelchair accessibility lacking by Rlcl< Luebr Two years ago, I wrQ.te an article dealing with problems In wheelchair accessiblUty at Parkslde. The day the article was published, I received a call from someone at the Physical Plant who addressed some of the problems I mentioned. He told me that plans werebeing considered to make Mid-Main Place aeeesslble, He didn·t mention any specifics ..but In· tlmated that this accesslblUty was only. a short whUe off. In the two years since my last article, I have seen absa· lutely no progress In making Mld·Maln accessible. Nothing things like this to get done, more has ever been said" but two years seems ample about the Idea and It looks as time to at least develop an though It has been forgotten. Idea of how this accessibility I feel It is very important to Can be accomplished. Increase accesslbWty to this Another area on campus In area, as It 'Is jlelng used for which accessibility could be many events. Mid-Main Is ac- Improved ts the Union Square cesslble from outside. but tb1a pad. As the use of this area Is way Is not viable In the wln- . . restricted generally to ter . or during _ Inclement·· warmer weather months. this weather. a,ccessibUity :could be accom. . If there Is Indeed plans to . pllshed by merely proViding a increase accesslblllty, It' curb ramp on the sidewalk would be very Interesting to . outside the pad. . hear .about them. I rtialize One final note. I would like that .It takes a whUe for' to remind those of you who clog the' Molinaro concourse, espectally In the nornlJl&l, that. besides making It InCO!l venlent for those who ClI walk. you are making It of most Impossible for those Ii us In wheelchalrs to jII through. Please, have a 1IttIt courtesy and leave o<lI1II room In the middle of the ellf course .. Would It be that dlflf cult to move to the side? . As I stated In my prevlO1l .article. Parkslde has ~ major strides In making campus accessible. But th·f .e's stili a way. to go. Gary L. Schneeberger Edltor STAFF Range' iitt d _-" Jenny c.. Ralph Abagian. Leo Bose, Jason U r IS d w enan editedbystUdentsat UW-Parl<sideandtheyaresolelyresponsiblefor Its ed~ KlmberIIe Krenlch News Editors Caspers, Mary DeFazio. Ronda ~ndclo~~:.ntent. Ranger IS published every Thursdayduringthe acad.micy.ar .xceptdurmg Kay IIunIch Feet Ednor Diller. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside reacts to crisis: AIDS forces students to examine sex practices Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - University of Wlsconsln-Parkslde Vol. 15. No. 20 Anotherone rides the bus Actually,manystudents walt daily in the Comm Arts lot for • bua ride home. PSGA executive elections Prer; VPcandidates revealed by Gary 1... Schneeberger ' Editor Five students seeking the Parkslde Student Govern- ment Association (PSGA) presidency, and three seeking the vice-presidency. will par- ticlpate in a candidate debate on Monday, March 2, at 1 p.m. in Main Place. The debate, sponsored by the Ranger, will allow each candidate to address the issues he or she will under- take if elected. Elections will take place on March 9 and 10. The following students, listed alphabetically, have an- nounced their candidacy and will be taking part in the de- bate. Corbett Anderson, 21, Is seeking the office of vice- president. A junior political science/economics major f Anderson Is a member of the PSGA Information Resources Committee and a former Ranger staff writer. "I've been a part of the uni- versity for a few years now and bave had a chance to lis- ten to a number of student concerns, .. he says of his qualifications for the office. "I feel I should be elected so that I can put wbat I know about Parkslde to good use for all of us." Rich Borkowski, 23, Is a senior sociology major pursu- ing teacher certlflcation who's seeking the PSGA pres- idency. A member of sociolo- gy club, a campus ambassa- dor and a participant in ROTC, Borkowski believes students should have more representation on university committees. "As an officer in the Army National Guard," he says, "I have proved to be responsi- ble, dedicated and commit- ted. I feel this experience will also give me valuable lever- age in dealing with state as well as local officials." Dan Galbraith, 25, is a sen- ior seeking the office of presl- dent. An applied computer science major, his experience includes involvement with the Parkslde Activities Board (PAB), the dance ensemble and the Budget and Review Committee of SOC. "Through my past and cur- rent involvement at Parkside, I feel qualified to best repre- sent the student body." Gal- braith says. If elected, he'll "continue lobbying the Park- side administration to im- prove student positions on issues like tuition and nnan- cial aid cuts .' • Jim Laweil, Jr., 21, Is a sophomore international studies major vying for the president's post. A PSGA senator, he's also president of the Circle K Club, and a member of the International Studies and Polltical Science Clubs. If elected, "I would search out the needs and views of students and bring attention to them," Lawell says. "I do not consider this election a popularity contest; I know my record speaks for itself." Fred Monardi is seeking the vice-presidency and will discuss his views at the de- bate, but no information was available at press time. Alex Pettit, 20, is a senior business major running for president. He's done behind the scenes work for the Park. side Association of Communi- cators (PAC), and has worked extensively with the university's Microcomputer Lab. If elected, Pettit would "suggest a more equltable de- ferred tuition plan and ask for student participation in food service planning. I'I feel I am on a better level of understanding with most students here, given my work with the library, ,t Pettit says of his quatlflcations. Kay Rouse. f2, 18 a senior majoring in human bebavlor and society. Among other in- volvement, she's a PSGA jus- tice, president of the Interna- tional Studies Club and a campus ambassador. "Rather than use a direct, confrontational style of lead- ership," Rouse says. "I c.ndldstea _ /»SIft 4 brkside reacts to crisi~ AIDSforces students to examine sex practices by Amy H. Ritter l'hil'<! • In a four-part series In The threat of AcqUired Im- (~Deficlency Syndrome, ) has become real to ~ Parkslde students, as llon ~ to the ,rest of the na- ler. Student Health Cen- help aCCOl'd1nglyis offering "If Inforrnationand advice. that fa student came in with Po1ed ear (of having been ex- laenb to AIDS)," said Edith !leaJ erg, COOrdinatorof the 8I>on~ Center, "we would re- Wouldthe same way we "lib reSpondto any student 1r<ouI a health problem. We ~ talk to the student, and Ute to the atudent, and If les~ludentWouldlike to have ilude:i We would refer the ~Thele are three things we ~d teu the student," Isen- eontlnued. ,TIle' center would refer the student to his private physician, or if pre- , ferred, to the Milwaukee AIDS Project, or to the South- eastern Family Practice, 10-' cated In Tallent Hail. The ,FamUy practice Is equlpped to take blood tests, which they send to the State Depart. ment of Health for testing. "This (the test result) Is totally confidential," she said. "We would not be noti- fied. ) "If a student fears (he/she bas been eKPOsedto AIDS, If, the student is in a high-risk group or if the student ex- hiblts'symptoms, we recom- mend they be tested. We don't force anyone to, be test- ed. That's an individual mat- ter. But certainly anyone who would like to be tested can be;'we ~ould ask the student to come back at any time If he or She needed addl':~. .. . help or someone to talk to," she added. "This is a fright- ening stressful situation, and we w.wt to be supportive." Isenberg was involved with displaying Milwaukee AIDS Line posters on campus re- cently. "Initially, we decided (to put up the pooIers) be- cause It's (the AIDS Line) is more anonymous, It she said. Some students may feel more comfortable expresefng their fears over the phone than voicing them face-to-face with someone at the Health center. Isenberg said that the Cen- ter follows the guidelines of the American College Health AssOCtation (A~) as out- lined in their booklet, "AIDS on the College campus: ACHA Special Report." The booklet Is the work of ACHA and lis National Task Force on AIDS. It encompasses such topics as the institution· , '" ......... - ..... al reponse to AIDS, institu- tional policies and the admin- Istrative llalson, housing poil- cles, educational priorities and methods, HTLV-m anti- body testing (testing for e"PO- sure to AIDS) and a state- ment on confidentiality of in- formallon. The center also provides in- formation on AIDS by offer- ing free pamphiels, such as "AIDS: Protect Your Health, Know the Facts ." and "Safe Sex." A committee on AIDS will BOOnbe developed at Park- side, accordlng to Isenberg. "Gary Grace (asaistant chan- cellor of student affalrs) is appointing a committee to study inslltutional polley on AIDS and make recommen- AloS_,..S ------------ our view SOME ~EOPLE WAtO" TO WRrrE OFF "THE LAST,-wO 'l'£l\RS OF OUR ___ ~PR~E5;;IOENCY... Four-year college a thing of past During his election campaign", Tommy· Thompson was hardly viewed by the publlc as the students' friend. Now that he's governor, that view Isn't likely to change. Last week. Thompson proposed a plan which would markedly raise full-time tuition at all UW-System schools for those students taking more than four years to gradu- ate. His rationale. as we interpret It. Is that students reo qulrlng extra time to receive their degrees are clogging up the educational system for other, more studious sorts. and as a result these loafers should be punished. Such reasoning Is as ludicrous. and dangerous, as the governor's proposal Itself. The days of college as an exclusively four-year journey are over. Today. with bachelor's degrees meaning less and less to employers since more and more people are at- taining' them, university experience Is no longer viewed simply as a place to obtsln a parchment and a sheepskin after eight semesters of poking your nose in a book. Instead. students seeking to maximize their educational opportw1ities now use college as a forum for attamtng ex- perience not related to bookwork. Internships, extern- ships. cooperative education and community outreach are just some of the practical means sought by today's truly serious students to arrive at a successful end: career em- ployment. It Is obvious. to everyone but Governor Thompson. that education of this type often requires more than the accus- tomed four year tour. It Is not. however, an occurence de- serving punishment the likes of that the governor has pro- posed. If anything. It Is something to be recognized and praised as an answer to the question, "HoW can I make myself more employable after acboot?" 'your views I Research not for sale To tbeEdllor After three weeks of library research. writing and edittng, I have finally completed my required collegiate skills re- search paper. To say the least. I was stunned to discover a service, which Is advertised right on my Comm Arts classroom bulletin board, that offers re- search papers for sale. "Qua1Jty guaranteed, 15,279 research papers to choose from." This company even allows you to use your :Mas. tercard or Vtsa to pay for an order. This upsetting discovery leaves me with many ques- tions. HoW could such afla': grant form of cheating be ad- vertised right in my class- room? Who is responsible for placing these advertisements on the classroom bulletin boards? And, why hasn't any- one removed these ads? As a student of the Univer- sity of Wisconsin System, I am deeply concerned. I don't belleve that this company has any right to place these ads here on the campus. I can only feel sorry for the stu- dents who choose to use this service. How can they expect to learn anything If they choose quick, easy solutions like this. I hope mine is not a minority opinion. and I would llke to see these ads removed. Now! Todd J. Niles j ~ I I I I I I UobodY..asked me, but" Let's get our priorities straight by Andy Buchanan It strikes me as very curt- ous that a group of relatively moderate students have col- lected a 3OO-name petition and propose to picket the Cof- fee Shoppe over a five cent cup of water. One protestor claims that student rights are being vio- lated. I doubt that's true. but even so, where are our prtort- ties? As a Parkslde student body, we are presently being con- fronted with a difficult and complex llst of problems. Our own university Board of Re- gents Is proposing the Iargest tuition increase in memory; financial aid cuts are extin- gulshlng the educational hopes of young. independent students; faculty governance is stonewalling on releasing evaluation forms and thereby supporting mediocrity in the classroom; an incredlbly wasteful and expensive book buying system operates so that perfectly good textbooks become worthless on the whim of an instructor. These are some of the more impor- tant Isuses being addressed by the student government, and I urge students to be- .come involved in trying to re- solve them. I've worked in student af- fairs for more than a few "-years and have noticed how we let the major issues pass us by and yet strike outtorce- fully at the trivial and in- consequential. When State Representative Jeff Neubauer visited the PSGA office to gauge student opinion on education issues, there were barely enough bodles to fill a sofa. When we are asked to pay $40 for a new edition of a textbook which Is essentially identical to the one previously used (and now useless), we comply with resignation. as if the Issue were unimportant. Faculty and administration by virtue of organization and experience, tend to dominate campus policy-making. This Is particularly true at the higher levels (e.g.· Admin. Council). where real policy Is set and students are carefully excluded. Students would be listened to with greater effect If they were more organized and would address the serious issues affecting their eduea- tlon. The student government exists to represent us in this regard.. and through its ot- fices I urge students to focus their activities on such issue5 as the release of teacher evaluation forms. Implement. ing a textbook rental system and getting equal representa· tion in campus governance. Organize the protests and petitions for better teaching and an education ordinary people can afford. This Is where your leadership can be effective. Regarding the cup and water Issue: The appropriate forum to address this ;neon· venience already exists· it Is the Union Advisory Board (PUAB). which was set-up specifically to addreSS stu' dent concerns in this area. - • ~~~~ is written a~d edit~d by students 91 UW-Parkside,who are solely responsible 'for its edj~orialpolt d y content lt ispublishedeveryThursdaydUringtheacademicyearexceptoverbreakS and hoi ays. I Lettersto the editor win be accepted onlyiftheyaretyped.double·spacedand 350 words or less.~1 h eeRlders mus.t be slgneq. With a, telephone number Included tor verification purposes Names will be with- upon request. ,- - , " f Rangerreservestherighttoeditlettersandrefusethosewhich are falseand/orde·' .. ,.--4 amatory. "" " ,"t,..",.ofr~' ,Oe h add line for all letters, ~nd"Classified ads, -is Monday at 10 a.m. tor publicatiOn o1~sOcl<l"eo I urs ay" ' " I"""' , , ' COt tec13fe All correspondence shouldbeaddressedto: Ranger: UW.Parkside,~Bo)( 2000. Ke·· PRe~~1P rn~)ha WI 53141.Telephone414/553-2287(Editorial)or414/553-2295(Ad,ertiS, ," ~ ,," - .BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan, , Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Ass!. Business Msnager Dave ~ ;." .., Adv9rtlslng Manager Steven Pteazo : , "Oistlibution Manager I EDITORIAL STAFF Gary L..SCII_ger Ed~or KimberIie Kranich News Editor K8IIy McKI88ick , .A88t. News Editor :=t Carr , Feature.Ed~tor JulIe '._ .Asst. Fealure·E~itOr JIm Neibaur ••....,..,•....... Entertainment Edftor Robb Luehr : , : Spor!s Editor. MlcI1aeI J. RoIiI .A88t. Sports Edifor Amy H. RittS( COpy Ed~or oa.e McEvoy Pholo Edilor • , .~ Ilombll8ll"~., ·•· ·P.h9\O.ktiIQf 1.80 _ Assl. Photo Ed~or GENERAL STAFF Bemie Dotl, Michelle Eirich Christina Lojeski. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Clergy debates the moral aspects of AIDS Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document sexual harassment, to increase their sensitivity to it, and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it." Despite the Board's directive, the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee that was started here "has fallen through the cracks," according to former committee chair Teresa Peck-McGovern, associate professor of education and director of women's studies. Wayne Johnson, associate professor of philosophy and formerly on the committee, stated that the committee has "been ineffective for two or three years." He believes that the intentions of the committee were good, but that it never followed through, nor did it properly educate the university population about sexual harassment. "It was an annual appointment and these people (formerly of the committee) have not been reappointed, so we're waiting for the Chancellor to appoint a new committee," stated Peck-McGovern. Despite the absence of a committee, Peck-McGovern currently has several students who have come to her Sex see page 7 " Inside... Affirmative Action reestablished.....page 4 PSGA endorses water petition page 5 Students earn Admin Council seat..page 6 OAS trip planned page 9 Alumnus succeeds as writer page 13 Kaplan wants to reintroduce harassment committee Clergy debates the moral aspects of AIDS by Amy H. Hitter The moral issue associated with Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a frequently avoided topic, as it provokes an analysis of deeprooted beliefs. Associate Pastor Ron Auch, of First Assembly of God in Kenosha, offered one explaination. "People don't want to deal with the moral issues surrounding AIDS because the subject of God inevitably comes up," he said. "But Scripture infers that could be the cause." Auch does not believe that AIDS is a direct infliction from God. Rather, he said that AIDS came about "ultimately because of sin, because of man's not living according to God's standards." The book of Deuteronomy, he said, "says that if you follow God's laws, He will keep disease from you. It is the best alternative we have. "Deuteronomy talks about the law of God and how a man should not be with a man," he continued. Auch quoted Deut. 28:60 (RSV), which reads, "And he will bring upon you again all the diseases of Egypt, which you were afraid of, and they shall cleave to you." This verse refers to the consequences of disobeying God's laws. "Living in Egypt symbolizes living outside of God's grace," Auch expalined. "In the Old Testament, God says, '1 will bring disease upon you because of your error.'" Tony Larson, minister of the Unitarian Universalist Church in Racine, does not accept this view. "If (you follow that argument), God has the power to cause disease and punish homosexuals, but not the power to limit it to that group," he said. "Disease is not punishment; it is just the way the natural world works. "The Bible acutally has few passages that condemn homosexuality," he added. "The most common story is that of Sodom and Gomorrah, which seems not to relate at all. It AIDS see page 5 by Kimberlie Kranich News Editor First in a three-part series Have unwelcome jokes been made about your gender? Has someone made you feel uncomfortable or intimidated by whistling at you or pinching and patting you? Have you been subtly or explicitly pressured by a professor, superior or peer for sexual activity? The UW-System defines these and other incidents as sexual harassment. Chancellor Sheila Kaplan believes sexual harassment is "an action that cannot be tolerated," and said she will take steps to formulate a small committee that "would address solely issues or allegations of sexual harassment" at Parkside. The recommendation for such a committee came from many women faculty who have repeatedly expressed their concerns about sexual harassment on campus. In 1981 Parkside formulated a Sexual Harassment Advisory Committeee made up of students, faculty and staff after a "Sexual Harassment Policy Statement and Implementation" brochure by the Board of Regents of the UW-System in the same year directed that "each institution within the System shall have or develop a disciplinary process Presidential and vice-presidential hopefuls discussed the issues at a Ranger sponsored candidate debate on Monday in Main Place. Story, see page 5. to address allegations of sexual harassment." The Board also directed that "each institution within the System shall establish educational programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of Election time perspectives RANGER 2 Thursday, March 5, 1987 our view Ranger endorses Pettit, Anderson Recognizing a newspaper's commitment to leading public opinion on important issues, we at the Ranger discussed at length which candidates in the upcoming PSGA executive elections deserved our endorsement. After weighing all criteria, including experience, ideas and attitude, we enthusiastically endorse the ticket of Alex Pettit for president and Corby Anderson for vicepresident. While all candidates, we feel, have the best interests of the university and its students at heart, we are especially impressed with the fresh approaches and ideas advanced by Pettit and Anderson. Although neither has had extensive PSGA experience, both have been involved in numerous aspects of Parkside life, illustrating their commitment to helping their fellow student. Of all tiie candidates who have spoken on issues such as tuition hikes, financial aid cuts and the rising cost of textbooks, Pettit and Anderson are the only ones who've made more than a passing attempt to explain not just what they'd do about the problems, but how they'd go about doing it as well. Their plans for establishing a used-book co-op and devising a more equitable deferred tuition program are but two examples which exhibit their desire to substantively deal with problems and concerns of Parkside's students. Above all else, Pettit and Anderson possess the willingness to learn needed of PSGA officials. That, coupled with the policy ideas they've formulated, make them the candidates most qualified to serve the needs and wants of the students of this university. Harassment issue needs publicity, support We support ChanceUor Kaplan in her desire to formulate a small committee on campus to handle allegations of sexual harassment. In fact, it is the Chancellor^ duty to appoint such a committee. In 1981, t he Board of Regents of the UW System passed a resolution ordering the elimination of sexual harassment of students and employees of the UW System. In October, 1981, the Parkside Faculty Senate approved the same resolution. To put it bluntly, Parkside has fallen short on its commitment to eliminate sexual harassment. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee which was formulated in 1981 to educate the campus community about sexual harassment and to provide counsel and help for those who believe they've been sexually harassed, has been inactive for the past two or three years. The blame cannot be placed on Kaplan alone. She has promised to formulate a committee. When she took office in July, the Committee had already been dead. Former Chancellor Alan Guskin is largely responsible for not providing impetus for the Committee during his last few years in office. Guskin is gone and the rebuilding of such a program cannot be started too soon. Students, faculty and staff cannot be asked to wait any longer. Sexual harassment does not stop because there isn't a committee to handle charges; it increases. ^ THIS REPORT IS TOO IMPORTANT ^8 TO SUBJECT IT TO INSTANT ANALYSIS. I INTEND TO STUDY IT THOROUGHLY BEFORE ISSUING ANY STATEMENT. Nobody asked me. but... Involvement, voting are important by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor During my first three years at Parkside, I was uninvolved with a capital "U". Sure, I went to class, did homework, aced tests and said all the right things to my professors, but when I completed my curricular activities, I'd completed my school day. I never had time for, or interest in, extra-curricular activities- be it joing a club, attending a dance or voting in a PSGA election like the one that takes place Monday and Tuesday. For the last two years, however, I've become involved outside the classroom as well as inside it, and that experience has altered my outlook on the importance of extracurricular involvement to the success of a university and the people attending it. In working with other student leaders as editor of this newspaper, I've discovered just how vital the work they do is to ail students, even those who are too busy, or too stupid to care. This year, I've worked especially closely with the executives of PSGA, and I've come away with a respect for the group and the people who comprise it. An organization which exists to represent student concerns to the administrations of the campus, the city, the state and the nation, it is the average student's primary voice to reach the ears of those who make decisions on issues such as tuition increases, financial aid cuts, bookstore policy and the like. For PSGA to truly represent the student body and address its interests, it is imperative that the president and vice-president be the most qualified candidates seeking the positions. But this can only happen if students who are traditionally uninvolved, or unconcerned, take the initiative to assure that the race doesn't become a popularity contest. By taking two minutes out of your day to vote on Monday or Tuesday, you'll be accomplishing two important tasks: 1) you'll be showing interest and concern about what happens at Parkside when classes are over; and 2) you'll be making it more likely that the best person for the job does indeed get it. ftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftfrftftft ft • • Ranger says be sure to VOTE on March 9 and 10 • • • ft ftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftfrftfrfrfrft EDITORIAL STAFF Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Kimbertie Kranich News Editor Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor Jenny Can Feature Editor Juke L. Pendleton Asst. Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda Asst. Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editor Leo Bose Asst. Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Don Harmeyer Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan ...Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Advertising Manager Steven Picazo Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll. Michelle Eirich, Christina Lojeski, Rick Luehr, Doug McEvoy. Michelle Petersen, Ted Price, Andy Tschumper, Jennie Tunkieicz. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and noli- d/taaiy/cs . Letters to the editor will be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be wi thheld upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or defamatory. Deadline for a ll letters, and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside. Box 2000 Kenosha Wl 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Adv ertising). Membrr of the aisooaieo toneciare «•«£» iS BP 3 RANGER Thursday, March 5, 1987 perspectives PSGA here to help students To the Editor: Was $693 e nough to pay for tuition each semester this year? Do you want to pay $765 per semester next year? Tuition during the 1983-84 school year was $519 per semester. At $765 next year, tuition will have gone up 47.4% in four years! Are you ready to do something about it? We are! Isn't it nice to see your financial aid reduced? Have you looked at the new financial aid forms? To be an independent student next year you have to be 24 years old, or be married, or have kids, or meet one of the few other exemptions. Federal support of financial aid has declined drastically in the last few years. The administration's 1988 budget calls for a 45% cut in student aid. This budget has been attacked by Republicans and Democrats alike in Congress. However, we could still see up to a 25% cut in student aid. Are you ready to do something about it? We are! The Parkside Student Government Association, through formal resolutions, stands adamantly opposed to tuition increases and financial aid cuts. We have worked through the fall semester into the spring, and will continue to stand for these principles. On the tuition issue we are working with United Council of UW Student Governments and the other UW schools across the state. On Feb. 10, eight Parkside students attended a United Council Lobby Day in Madison. These students met with all eight of our local state legislators. Most of the legislators in this area are sympathetic to issues on education. However, they need pressure put on them to vote against tuition increases. On the financial aid issue, we are working with the United States Student Association and hundreds of other schools across the country. On March 16, six Parkside students will be attending the United States Student Association Lobby Day in Washington D.C. These students will meet with federal legislators from Wisconsin. We need to put pressure on these legislators to get them to vote against financial aid cuts. What is this pressure? The pressure is the strength of our numbers. In order to show our strength we must create a united front and make our legislators listen to us. Parkside students, other students in the state, and other students across the nation have to work together and show our numbers. United, we can make legislators listen to our needs. They need our votes for reelection, and we need them to work for us in keeping education available for everyone. Let your legislators know how you feel! Call them. Write to them. Let them know you're watching them. Let them know you're a student who thinks tuition is high enough. Let them know you think there should be more, not less, financial aid. We can help you write and call. On the tuition issue you can call the Wisconsin Legislative Hotline and leave a message for your state legislators. This toll free number is 1-800-362-9696. I f you don't know your state legislators or want to use our phone, stop by the PSGA office. On the financial aid issue we can help you write letters and give you the addresses of your federal legislators. The Parkside Student Government Association will be holding a few events throughout the semester to raise awareness and get students involved. The tuition increases are real and the financial aid decreases are real. We must do something about them now. It's money out of your own pocket. Adrian Serrano P.S.G.A. President Chiwaukee Prairie story had errors To the Editor: The article entitled "Chiwaukee zoning dispute goes on" in the Feb. 12 issue of Ranger contained a few inaccuracies worth noting. The article refers in several instances to the "Kenosha County Planning and Development Committee," (also to a "Zoning and Development Committee.") There are actually two entities of county government involved in the Chiwaukee Prairie planning process. One is the Office of Planning and Development (formerly known as the "Office of Planning and Zoning"), and the other is the Land Use Committee of the County Board. The staff in the Planning and Development Office is comprised of salaried professional urban planners, who are doing the actual work of drawing maps and working out the details of the land use plan for the area. The Land Use Committee is comprised of five County Board Supervisors, who hold hearings and deliberate, and then recommend policy changes to the full County Board. Thus, it was the County Board's Land Use Committee who held the Jan. 26 public hearing, not the "Planning and Development Committee." The staff of the Office of Planning and Development were present and assisted the Land Use Committee by responding to technical questions. Another error worth noting is the name of the private non-profit corporation dedicated to raising funds to purchase land for preservation in the Chiwaukee Prairie-Carol Beach area. It was referred to as the "Chiwaukee Prairie Preservation Front'' The word "Front" implies a radical political organization, which the CPPF is not. The CPPF is a non-political fundraising organization. The tax exempt status of the CPPF could be jeopardized if it appears to the Internal Revenue Service that the CPPF is engaged in political activity. The CPPF would appreciate your printing this clarification. On the whole the article was interesting and informative, and it's good to see the "Ranger" deal with this precedent- setting community issue. David Hewitt Nobody asked me. but... Wisdom of the ages can be found with the aged "I can't really know what it feels like to be old, but I can listen to what my grandmother is saying. I understand that her tears weren 't only tears of worry over her health." By Kimberlie Kranich Listen to the aging. I came to understand what that meant when my grandmother told me she wouldn't be able to attend the class, "Introduction to Women's Studies," that she had been taking with me and my mother any more. My grandmother is 80 years old. People used to think it was cute that all three of us were taking a class together, and I was proud that we were. When I first started at Parkside three years ago, we did the same thing, although I didn't appreciate the experience of being in a class with my mother and grandmother then. Just before the spring semester began, grandmother had a terrible pain in her chest and had to be admitted to the hospital. She went home a few days later. By the time school started, grandmother felt better and attended two clases, but then the same pain occurred again. She spent three days in the hospital. Mom and I visited her and talked about when she'd get better so we could all be in class again. She said that she'd attend if she felt well enough. I was sure that I could convince her to go. With my mother's and my busy schedules, class was the only guarantee that we could all three be together on a regular basis. Recently, grandmother called me and said she wasn't going to class anymore. She said she was just too tired and was worried about her health. As I listened, I knew that there would be no changing her mind this time. She began to cry and said that she reads "too damn slow" for the rate of the class but would continue to read at home and wanted to discuss the readings with me. She'd hope mother and I would understand and mentioned that the class always made her feel welcome. I can't really know what it feels like to be old, but I can listen to what my grandmother is saying. I understand that her tears weren't only tears of worry over her health, but she was also afraid that she had disappointed me and my mother. Grandmother had said the main reson she took the class was to be with us. I also suspect that grandmother feels a little uncomfortable in class and doesn't want to re-examine the life she had with my grandfather, to whom she had been married for over forty years. Her reluctance is understandable. She was happy with my grandfather except she had wished that he would have talked more. Often, what can surface in the process of reinterpreting a past situation is a feeling of anger and a blaming of oneself or others. Few people like to have their rose-colored glasses smashed. Although grandmother is not a chronic complainer, she has always told her grandchildren not to get old. She always puts us first and listens to what we have to say. She says that we are her livelihood. I know that the long walk to the building in the cold, the two and one-half hours of sitting in a small plastic desk and the vast amount of reading are added , pressures that she doesn't need now. Even if I am correct in my assumption that grandmother is uncomfortable with re-examining her life and the lot of women yesterday and today, my main concern is to understand her feelings. I commend my grandmother for her efforts and her willingness to want to learn about my world so much that she took two classes at Parkside. I've learned a valuable lesson from her - it's time that we as students and youth make the effort to listen and learn about the world of the aging. 4 Thursday, March 5, 1987 RANGER Eaual employment opportunity and affirmative action Chancellor sends memo reaffirming Parkside's commitment by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor Chancellor Sheila Kaplan sent a letter to all faculty on Feb. 11, stating "I am reaffirming my personal committment and the university's commitment to the priciple of equal employment opportunity and affirmative action at UW-Parkside." Presently, the Affirmative Actin plan states that "the University is committed to providing an educational and work enviromment free from discrimination and harassment on the basis of race, sex, age, national origin and handicap." One reason Kaplan gives for sending her letter so far into the semester is that presently there is not an Assistant to the Chancellor for Affirmative Action (AA). Interviews were conducted last week and this week for the three candidates for this position: Linda Andrey, Ruby Smith an F. Marvin Hannah. "There are several things we need to do," Kaplan explained. "I have delayed taking some of these steps because we're recruiting for the assistant to the chancellor for AA. We need someone here to carry out policies before we start doing things. First priority was filling that position. I'm optimistic that by the beginning of March, we will have a permanent appointee. Once that's been completed, we will be reviving (AA)." She continued, "I will be appointing a university-wide AA committee that will have on it students, faculty and staff. Their job primarily will be to review the university's compliance with our AA plan to make sure we do the things we have said we will do in areas of AA and equal opportunity and to review and update our plan to monitor our success rates." One of Kaplan's reasons for sending the letter is "I think clearly we have a problem at Parkside in terms of recruiting and maintaining minorities at all levels-in faculty, staff and civil service positions. We make enormous efforts to recruit minorities. The number of minority Ph.D. candidates in various disciplines is not very great nationally and so the pool from which you're recruiting is a limited pool. We are making every contact we can possibly make with minority groups and organizations to attempt to increase the number of minorities in the pool. "On the area of employment, recruitment and retention of women, I think we do better," Kaplan continued. "One of the reasons is, unlike the minority situation in most professional positions, the pool of available women is growing. The percentage of women in any given discipline area has increased over the last couple of years so that when you recruit for a On Board Employees and Goals-University Summary Classified and Unclassified Employees November 1,1984 - October 31,1986 UNIVERSITY TOTALS Females Racial—Ethnic Minorities Persons with Disabilities 10-31-84 ON-BOARD EMPLOYEES 10-31-86 AA GOALS 252 52 12 % 43.0 8.9 2.0 # 260 61 17 44.8 10.5 2.9 position (teaching or adminstrative) chances are much better now than they were five years ago that there will be women who have the appropriate credentials who can apply for it." Statistics taken from an On- Board Employees and Goals- University Summary dated from Nov. 1, 1984 to Oct. 31, 1986, seem to prove that AA's goals are close to being reached (see chart). Comments on Kaplan's letter are mixed. Chong-Maw Chen, professor of Bio science, said, "I strongly support AA. At Parkside I don't feel that I'm discriminated (against). It's not an issue at Parkside at all." Willie Curtis, assistant professor of political science, stated, "Proclamations and statements are great. It's 'How do you go about implementing that?' and it's a difficult job because it's controversial. A lot of people have objections to AA and equal employment opportunities based upon their perception as it advocates a quota system. I withhold judgment on things like this (Kaplan's letter) until I see exactly what the university does. "The record, from my perspective, Curtis added, "hasn't been very good. '.There may be extenuating circumstances, but all you have to do is survey the faculty and the students, and obviously there is a problem. The only thing we can do at this stage of the game is see how it works out. I do believe the vice chancellor was serious about her statement that she made to the newspaper when she came on trying to increase the number of women and minorities. I think she was serious about that. I think that creates a type of environment." Curtis also said that success will depend on the role of the AA officer. "Is it a part-time or a full-time postion? If it's a full-time position, then it seems to me that at least there's a commitment to expend resources in that area. If it's a part-time position, it seems to me that in so many cases I've known, it's a facade. You bring a person in one or two days a week, and then you overload them with other activities so they can't devote their time to this. Obviously, it's going to have negative effects." Curtis is wary to accept Kaplan's statement because "I've seen this written before and no action was taken at all. That's basically where we're at. "I would automatically take it that she (Kaplan) would be (committed to AA) anyways," he went on, "but it has to be proven to me. It's the policy results that are important to me. I think this is a good first step, for her to make her position known. That should set the tone. But she has to prove it. I'm basically concerned about increasing the number of minorites on the faculty. I think that's something that has to be done." Carole Vopat, an English professor said, "I believe that the Chancellor is sincere. I'm glad to see it (Kaplan's letter)." Vopat was the Chairman for AA from 1974-82. She concluded, "I think with this Chancellor, it's a real priority." Now—enjoy a job for MBA's while studying to be one! IIT's MBA with a Management Internship This full-time, five-semester, day program includes one semester in which qualified students are placed in a paid position with a cooperating Chicago corporation. Through internship you can gain valuable management experience and have the opportunity to advance to full-time employment with your internship company while earning a portion of your expenses. Your degree will be from HT, t he university uniquely able to equip you for career advancement in the age of technology. 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If you have the ability, the dedication, and can manage the time commitment, we'd like to see you take flight. To discuss the possibilities, call: 652-2072 B Aram E. RANGER Thursday, March 5, 1987 5 Maior issues focus on and off campus Tuition hikes, aid cuts, textbooks hot topics by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor The role of the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) both on-campus and in dealing with state and federal student groups was the focus of the president and vice-president candidate debate held Monday in Main Place. The debate, sponsored by the Ranger, featured the five presidential and three vicepresidential hopefuls discussing their views and answering questions both from students and the PSGA Election Committee. Two campus-oriented issues addressed by nearly all the candidates were SOC's bid for major status and therein statement of a book exchange to offset the soaring cost of textbooks. Rich Borkowski, who's seeking the presidency, echoed the sentiments of other speakers when he said, "It is my firm belief that this (SOC attaining major status) is the best way to begin an upswing in the student solidarity that we desperately need." Another presidential hopeful, Jim La well, agreed, saying that SOC "has worked long and hard for this, and they deserve it." With regard to recreating a book exchange, a service discontinued some years ago by PSGA, presidential candidate Alex Pettit beleived such an operation should work "as a 7 Mile Fair type of thing, an open, free market where students could barter about how much a book was worth." Corby Anderson, a vicepresidential candidate, concurred with his running mate and other panelists, characterizing the current book program as too expensive and detrimental to students. On other campus issues. vice-presidential candidate Fred Monarch believes that PSGA should "continue working on grass roots organizing, continue to lobby local legislators" through its Legislative Affairs Committee. On issues affecting college students in general, financial aid cuts and rising tuition costs concerned all candidates, although only two — Pettit and Anderson — offered plans to ease the bur- Debate see page 8 PSGA endorses water AIDS and ice petition by Christina Lojeski The petition protesting Food Service's discontinuation of the sale of water and ice has been endorsed by the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA). The PSGA has also set up the "Parkside Student Watering Hole and Spoon Dispensary." The "Watering Hole," located in the PSGA office, (WLLC-D139A), provides students with free water, ice and plastic utensils. Students may make a donation. The service was started by Sue Brudvig, PSGA vice president, with twenty dollars from the private account of the PSGA, and if donations exceed the initial cost, these profits will be donated to the Parkside Child Care Center Scholarship Fund. The petition bears nearly 300 signatures, and its authors have said they could possibly take further action such as a total boycott of Food Service establishments on campus, or picketing the Coffee Shoppe. "With so many people behind this petitin, I thought the Student Government should be involved,'' explained Brudvig. "One of the rules of organizing is for students to see real improvements in their lives, and this is one way of doing it. By doing this, we can expose problems in the Food Service and Bookstore contract, which is that students don't have any input in the formulation of those contracts." Brudvig continued. "And also, the last resolve clause in the bill on the watering hole is to use this as an opportunity to inform students about tuition and financial aid, which are very important issues. We're going to try to take this energy and direct it to something else," Brudvig stated. Although Adrian Serrano, PSGA president, has stated that he will stand behind the "Watering Hole" and the Senate's endorsement of the petiton, not all Senators agree. "I think that the Food Service- water issue is so trivial, so small, that I couldn't justify it with any words-but it has been blown out of proportion," Senator Brian Hogan explained, "Anything that students are concerned about should not be considered trivial," Brudvig replied. Hie "Watering Hole and Spoon Dispensary" will remain in business unil the end of the semester. AIDS from page 1 never even says they wanted to know them sexually." Larson told the story of God's destruction of a town whose members wanted to have sexual relations with several angels who were staying in the house of a man named Lot. He said the fact that the men wanted to "know" the angels could mean to know them sexually, or just to know them. "It is not likely that the whole town was gay," Larson said. "Even so, this would be homosexual rape. To say that God's condemnation of homosexual rape is a condemnation of homosexuality is to say that God's condemnation of heterosexual rape is a condemnation of hetersexuality." Auch cited a New Testament reference to God's forbiddance of homosexuality, Romans 1:26-27 (RSV): "For this reason (turning away from God's laws) God gave them up to dishonorable passions. Their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural and the men like- The Old Book Corner 312 - 6th Street, Racine 20% DISCOUNT Ctip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017-75th St. 697-0884 Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. wise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in their own person the due penalty for their error." "When we violate natural laws," Auch said, "we suffer the consequences. Just as if you violate the speed limit on an icy road, and your car slides off the road and crashes, and you ask, 'Why didn't Got protect me?' If I violate a natural law, I don't think God hates me; I accept the consequences of the violation. There are laws and divine orders presented in the Bible. If a person violates these laws, that person must suffer the consequences. God is not judging the person-He THE FAR SIRE is judging the sin in their life. Auch acknowledged that lesbians are rarely victims of AIDS, because their activities do not involve penetration. "Lesbians don't get AIDS," said Larson. "If God is using disease to punish, then les bians must be God's choser people." Auch disagreed, "Throughout the Bible, God has chosen men to be leaders," he said, "and judgement falls on men first. The women's rights movement has come about becasue men have failed to be men, and failed to be spiritual leaders. "God is not out against man," Auch emphasized. "He is out against sin. God does not hate man-He hates the sin in his life." By GARY LARSON Deer grandmothers RANGER Admin Council Students appointed to committee by Amy H. Ritter Disagreement led to compromise, which resulted in a policy where student representatives will be invited to attend the chancellor's "cabinet" meetings when student issues are being discussed. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) President Adrian Serrano suggested to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan that students be represented in the Administrative Council, a group of six advisors to the chancellor. The group now is comprised of the vice chancellor, two assistant chancellors, an ad hoc representative to be replaced when a third chancellor is hired, the chairperson for the university committee, and the chairperson for the academic staff. On Feb. 19, Serrano received a memo from Kaplan which read: "Your suggestion that a representative of PSGA and/or SUFAC be invited to attend the meeting s of the Administrative Council when that group is discussing relevant issues is an excellent one. I have asked Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace to invite a representative from PSGA and/or SUFAC to these meetings when appropriate. The attendance of student representative at these meetings will assist with the exchange of ideas and information. I appreciate your suggestion and look forward to its implementation." The Administrative Council "is the chancellor's cabinet," Kaplan said during an interview last week. "It is not a policy committee. It's a PC Convertible with raised LCD screen The IBM PC Convertible. Carry it around campus and into the business world. The IBM PC Convertible gives you the power of an IBM PC in a size you can take anywhere. Small and light, it offers all the functions of the IBM PC and can handle data just as quickly. That means it can help you handle schoolwork faster and more effectively than ever. PC Convertible is extremely versatile. With optional attachments, it easily connects to other IBM PCs and IBM-compatible peripherals, or even a campus mainframe. Witn that kind of power and expandability, the PC Convertible can graduate with you, right into your chosen profession. For more information, call Lisa Morin at (414)223-6536. group that serves an adminstrative function in oversight of the budget, and other details of that kind. It's an advisory group that advises me on issues that require my decision. And, finally, it's a very efficient way to share information." "It's not a policy-making body," Serrano agreed, "but a lot of what it advises the chancellor on becomes policy. We believed that true shared goverance, and student involvement in shared governance, means we had to be involved at this level. Since all the other groups are represented on Admin. Council (administration, faculty, staff), we felt it was our right to be admitted." "Nobody sits on that council by a right," Kaplan said. "It is my personal group of advisors. That is one group I can change at will. "Nevertheless," she continued, "when we are discussing issues that are of major concern to PSGA or SUFAC, or the students in general, we have agreed that we will invite the student government president and/or the SUFAC president to sit with us while (those issues) are being discussed. I believe that will give another dimension to the group." Serrano understands the hestitancy of the council's acceptance of student members. "At times," he said, Admin. Council discusses personnel, and those are closed session meetings. A lot of (the members) just felt it would be bet- Council see page 9 News Briefs UW System asks labor to help UW-System President Kenneth Shaw spoke to representatives of Wisconsin labor unions and university faculty recently, reminding them that "as the university has helped labor deal with changes over the years, the university is now asking labor to assist it with preparing for and adapting to change," reported the Madison Daily Cardiflfljl Shaw said the UW System is about to undergo some big changes, referring to the Board of Regents' proposed budget. Included in the report are two recommendations of concern to organized labor -economic developement and Extension coordination. "The university's commitment to Wisconsin will not occur at the expense of labor," Shaw explained. Admission standards tighten About half of all students entering the University of Wisconsin campuses graduate with bachelor's degrees, and UW administrators are proposing tightened admission standards as a way to get more students through college, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. The graduation rate of 50.3 percent during a seven-year period by UW students is short of the national average of 53 percent graduating after five years of college, UW administrators said. Rates range from 67 percent at Madison to 28 percent of entering students at Parkside. Student busted for ID fraud A student accused of selling blank birth certificates to classmates to help obtain false identification cards has been placed on two years probation at UW-Madison, according to the Wisconsin State Journal. Dean of Students Paul Ginsberg said recently the student will also be required to perform 75 hours of volunteer work and any further violation of UW rules will result in the student's suspension. Forty-two other students who allegedly applied for fraudulent ID cards will receive letters of reprimand, and future rules infractions will lead to probation, he said. Parkside Celebrates Women's History Week A number of events, free and open to the public, are scheduled for Women's History Week observance at Parkside from Tuesday, March 3 through Thursday, March 12. GRADUATE NURSES Your education will not end with graduation. As a graduate nurse at Rochester Methodist Hospital, you will receive a comprehensive twelve-week-long, fully-paid orientation where you will further develop your professional skills. Beyond orientation, you will have the challenges and the growth opportunities that a world-class medical center can provide. Graduates apply now for positions available in 1987. Starting salary $23,681. Attractive benefit package. Rochester Methodist Hospital is an 800-bed acute care Mayo Foundation Hospital. Choose challenge. Choose growth. Choose Rochester Methodist Hospital. 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Also Tuesday, at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema theater, the award-winning Australian feature film "By Brilliant Career" will be shown followed by a discussion, led by UW-Parkside humanitites lecturer Frances Kavenik, of the film's feminist themes. • Northern Light, a wellknown Wisconsin folk group, will present a concert from noon to 2 p.m. in Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center on Wednesday, March 11. The concert covers the history of women through music and was developed especially for Women's History Week. • The film, "The Emerging Woman," will be shown from 12:30 to 1:30 p.m. in Union Room 104 on Thursday, March 12. RANGER Thursday, March 5, 1987 7 Problem persists, new committee in the making Sex from pag e 1 with complaints. "Over the last year," she said, "I've had six women come to me with complaints that I consider to be legitimate sexual harassment circumstances ... a couple of these women left Parkside." Although Peck- McGovern said that she is willing to continue to listen to people with sexual harassment complaints, she needs other support. According to the Chancellor, her immediate concern is to fill the vacant position of Assistant to the Chancellor for Affirmative Action. "I hope in the next couple of months, once the staff situation. is settled down, then we can move ahead on these two fronts (affirmative action and sexual harassment)," said Kaplan. The January UW-System Administration report, "University Women," from the Office of Women, urged universities to review their sexual harassment policies. According to the report, "the American Council on Education (ACE) cited a Harvard University study that found 32 percent of tenured female professors, 49 percent of women without tenure, 41 percent of female graduate students and 34 percent of undergraduate women had encountered some form of sexual harassment at least once at the university." University men have also alleged sexual harassment, although on a smaller scale. Dr. Joan Pedro of the Office of Women and Equal Opportunity Programs in Madison cited a sexual harassment study of men and women published in September 1985 by the University of Pennsylvania out of the office of the Vice-Provost for Research, which found "the percentage of male respondents (783) reporting types of harassment going back in time no more than five years, are 14.7 of undergraduates, 7.5 of graduates and 3.5 of standing and associate faculty, compared to 75.7, 45.5 and 48.7, respectively, of t he percentage of female respondents (1,446) reporting." In the one and one-half years that Linda Andrey has held the position of Acting Affirmative Action Officer, there have been no sexual harassment complaints, either formal or informal, reported to her office, she said. However, many are concerned that sexual harassment is a problem at Park- Help available for sexual harrassment Desi •&. of fbeen harassed, there are • •- « - vifm you. You may contact the following professors and * st«dt • ' : - Tumor Jl§|i father Wi . • " • ; : •' • • : ' < - • : '" ' T V ' - VTaiient H&ll1, •€m- rns'A m®. f §82-1&4-8}. side. Faculty, staff and students support Kaplan's efforts to revive the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee or create a new one. "When the new chancellor was appointed," said Peck- McGovern, "I wrote to her and requested that she reconstitute it (Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee) with a new chair and keep it going and give it the charge to clarify the method of reporting and handling of sexual harassment complaints." Carol-Lee Saffioti, active member of the Committee on the Campus Environment and associate professor of English, said that she is "concerned about procedures and that we keep a process going so that individuals who do report cases have some access more than just reporting to someone they feel close to. "We could be doing things Hoy nature club to meet The RACINE-KENOSHA HOY NATURE CLUB will meet on Thursday, March 5 at the Gas Company, 233 Lake Avenue at 7:00 pm. A film, "The Last Stronghold of Eagles," will be shown. Refreshments will be served. and the public is invited. Also coming up on March 19, Hoy Nature Club is co-sponsoring a program at the Golden Rondelle. Ryan Walden will talk on "Birds of Prey" and feature some live birds. Watch for more details. like workshops and educating as well," continued Saffioti, "but we first of all need to have that committee going again." Just before Kaplan left Minnesota to fulfill her duties as chancellor at Parkside, she drafted a statement of policy on sexual harassment and said that she "would share that statement here and hope that we can come up with something that would be workable at Parkside. "I think we have to make a distinction between an informal complaint, which can and should be handled quietly," continued Kaplan, "and a formal complaint. Once a complaint is formalized, it usually means being put in writing. We do have policies and procedures to use if such a complaint (formal) were brought up. We will pursue allegations of harassment to discern the proof and we will take all appropriate steps against all individuals who were found to be harassers." Susan Walborn, political science major and formerly a student representative on the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee, said that she is "real supportive" of revising the committee, but hopes that it will handle formal complaints better than when she was on it. "In the issues we felt very valid in, there were several women involved, several testimonies, but they did not want to come before a board of people," explained Walborn. "I think the committee should have the Chancellor on it," continued Walborn. "These people are in a crisis situation. They're not going to go through the committees, the people, the filters. The more filters there are, the more embarrassed these people are." In 1981 the committee printed a brochure entitled "Flirting and Sexual Harassment: What's the Difference?" According to the brochure, "Flirting is a shared activity between two persons when both persons approve of the activity. Flirting ends and sexual harassment begins when one person disapproves of the activity and the other person persists.'' The brochure lists numerous examples of sexual harassment situations and states that "Individuals are victims of sexual harassment if unwelcome sexual advances or comments interfere with any part of their life, be it study, work or leisure time, and if saying 'no' or 'yes' to sex might influence a grade or an evaluation, affect their status ... in some other way, or cause them to lose their job or leave school." Sexual harassment can occure between the same or other sex, and often "contains elements of coercion - as when compliance with requests for sexual favors becomes a criterion for granting work, study or grading benefits," read the UW-System Sexual Harassment Policy Statement and Implementation. "However," continued the statement, "sexual harassment may involve relationships among equals, as when repeated sexual advances or demeaning verbal behavior have a harmful effect on a person's ability to study or work in the academic setting." One example of sexual harassment listed in the Parkside brochure is that of a female probationary employee on the maintenance staff who loses sleep and is thinking about quitting her job, though she likes her work, because one of her co-workers often posts pornographic pictures on her locker. In another example, a male student doesn't like the atten- We Call It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME A 0 Bank of Elmwood Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky @U</ Service 554-5321 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine, WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FOtC tion he's been getting from an instructor in his survey course. He receives a low grade on an exam and is asked to schedule an appointment with the instructor to discuss the test. The appointment results in the instructor asking the student out to din- •ner to get to know him better and says that this would help the student's grade. When the committee is reinstated, Kaplan said that it will "protect the rights of . both the individual who makes the complaint and also the individual against whom the complaint is made." 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Next she will set up an appointment for you to be seen by a physician at Southeastern Family Practice Center in Tallent Hall. After you see the physician, you return to Student Health and the nurse will fill your prescription. The nurse will also monitor your tolerance to oral contraceptives every few months. Student Health Services charges $1.00 per cycle for oral contraceptives. They also sell condoms to any student, 4 for $1.00. Contraceptive foam is available at $1.50 per can and diaphragms are $4.00 each. Please feel free to utilize this valuable service. MUMPS VACCINE With the recent outbreak of mumps in the Milwaukee area, specifically at Marquette, Student Health Services will now be offering Mumps Immunizations. Check your immunization record and if you find that you need the Mumps Vaccine, stop in Student Health Services during office hours. Dorm students be especially aware I OFFICE HOURS: 8:00-4:30 Monday-Thursday-Friday, 8:00-7:00 Tuesday-Wednesday, Molinaro D115. P.S.G.A ELECTION BALLOT SPRING 1987 (SAMPLE) PRESIDENT (Check One): O Daniel Galbraith EH Rich Borkowski • Alex Pettit EH Jim Lawell, Jr. EH Kay C. Rouse EH (write-in) VICE PRESIDENT (Check one): EH Corbett James Anderson EH Daniel Vogt EH Fred Monardi * EH (write-in) S.U.F.A.C EH Steve (Rocky) Donovan EH Bev Landreman EH (write-in) P.U.A.B. EH Lynn Lipor EH (write-in) SENATE (Check up to nine) EH Jan Kratochvil EH Kevin Zirkelbach EH J.J. Masterson CD Blake Topel • O Sandra Villareal G Jeannie A. Brandel G Initial at Polls Initial at Count Vote in the PSGA Election Monday and Tuesday Molinaro Concourse 9:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. New campus design No, just a new perspective on the familiar view of the Union hallway. Pbolo by Dave McEvoy HELP sponsors Mexican Folklore Dance Co. H.E.L.P. (Hispanics Easing Laden People), a Kenosha group founded by Roberto Delgadillo, who is the current president, is sponsoring a 90 minute performance of the Mexican Folkloric Dance Co. of Chicago, at 7 p.m. Saturday, March 7 in the Communications Arts Theatre at Parkside. The Mexican Folkloric Dance Co. of Chicago, a non profit organization, has been performing in the Midwest for the last 12 years. Three directors, Jose Luis Ovalle, Ofelia Solano and Serafin Vargas, all experienced dancers, have brought about what they feel is a joyous celebration of Mexican history. The company has performed at the International Folk Fair of Chicago, Chicago Fest, Illinois State University and the Museum of Science and Industry, among other places. Dances from several regions of Mexico are performed by the Folkloric group, whose 50 members wear authentic costumes. Their repertoire illustrates the Columbian dances, those with European influence and others that represent the fusion of Indian and Spanish cultures. Advance tickets can be purchased for a donation of $5.00 at the Kenosha Spanish Center, 1212 57th St. or at the door the night of the performance for $6.00. The number for the Spanish Center is 658- 1063. IMPORTANT MEETING! "SPECIAL STUDENT STATUS IN EDUCATION" Monday, March 9,1987 1:00-2:00 p.m. Union 207 AGENDA 'Matriculant vs. Non-Matriculant 'Course Offerings PSGA election debate Debate from page 5 den on students. If elected, they intend to push for a different deferred tuition plan, one which changes the 40-30- 30 percent breakdown to 30- 25-25-20 breakdown. Also discussed at the debate was Parkside's involvement in statewide and national lobbying organization. Kay Rouse," presidential candidate, indicated that "the key word here is balance: when we need to go off campus to get something done, we should, but when there's a problem right here, we should look into that problem right here." Another presidential candidate, Dan Galbreath, disagreed, indicating more than once that what was truly important was being a president who stayed on campus. On more general matters, vice-presidential hopeful Dan Vogt saw more comprehensive communication between organizations as a number one priority. "Open communication between organizations is important on any issues," Vogt explained. "I see that right now organizations are acting by themselves, but if we join together we can do more for students." RANGER Thursday, March 5,1987 9 Internat'l studies students given chance of a lifetime Chorale spring concert by Christina Lojeski Ten Parkside students will leave on March 21 to take part in the eighth annual Model Organization of American States (OAS), held in Washington, D.C., from March 30-April 3. In December, Parkside hosted a high school-level Model OAS, in which Parkside students acted as mentors to the high school students. The chief difference between the two models is the level at which they operate, according to Gerald Greenfield, international studies director. In the college-level OAS, there are graduate as well as undergraduate students' and committee chairs. The President and the Secretary General were elected last year. In the college-level OAS, "There is a high level of discourse and expertise. An awful lot of them speak Spanish, and a tremendous number are natives of Latin America," Greenfield stated. Another major difference between the models is that the college-level OAS "operates under a strict set of rules of procedures. They take all of the decorum more seriously than we do here. They really try to get people to have the sense that they are diplomats. "The major dissimilarity is that the college-level model occurs in the Organization of American States headquar- THE FAR SIDE ters. That's really neat, because you're not pretending you're somewhere, you are there. It is in a gorgeous room called 'The Hall of the Americas.* and you know that the diplomats have been there before, discussing some of these things," said Greenfield. As in the high school OAS, each school represents a country, and participants are divided into different committees, develop resolutions, and try to gain others' support for those resolutions. Some of the other schools participating in this model OAS will be: the University of Notre Dame, Ohio University, Youngstown State University and Providence College. The only other UW-System school participating will be Oshkosh. "When you look at the list of schools participating, the names are pretty impressive," expalined Greenfield. "It's usually only large schools, East Coast schools, private schools, that regularly provide these kind of opportunities for their students. Parkside students have not, historically, at least, had an opportunity to do these kinds of things very much, and it's something that puts them at a disadvantage. "I do think that has been changing over the last few year. The bottom line is, when I took a group last year and asked them what they thought, the important thing was to find that they could easily hold their own against By GARY LARSON these schools, and that a good student here is as good as a good student there." This is not a class activity, according to Greenfield, and with a cost of approximately $2800-$3000 for the ten-student team, Greenfield says there will be fund-raising activities to help pay this cost. One planned activity is a bowl-a-thon, on Feb. 21, for which students went around with pledge sheets, asking people to pledge a certain amount per pin. Students are also going around to service clubs and businesses asking for donations, and they may sell M&M's and hold a rummage sale at an armory. Any students who may be interested in the OAS trip may contact Greenfield, MOLN 280, 553-2103. The Parkside Chamber Singers, directed by Prof. Robert Campbell, will present its winter concert at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, March 8 at St. Peter's Church, 2224 30th Ave., Kenosha. Admission is $2 for Parkside students, faculty and staff, $4 for the general public. The choir will present a concert of short works set for a cappella voices in a variety of styles. Elizabethan madrigals and lute songs will open the program, with works by Dowland, Farmer and Wilbye, among others. These will be followed by two chamber works by composer Paul Chihara and the "Magazine Madrigals" by Oscar Haugland. After a series of French chansons, two lighter numbers and a spiritual will complete the program. Admin Council Council from page 6 ter not to have students in there, instead of dealing with a student leader being involved in personnel discussions, or asking the student to leave. I think they're worried that a student being up there would stifle discussion on certain issues. The chancellor is new and wants to develop a good working team-a strong cabinet. "It's a foot in the door," he continued. "I think once the people on Admin. Council realize that the process can still work with students up there, eventually, if PSGA works on It next year, it could become an official standing member." 'See Dick run. See Jane run. Run run ru n. 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You must be a U.S. citizen, 27 years of age or younger upon commissioning, working toward a bachelor's or master's degree. You must also have completed a minimum of one year each of calculus and calculus-based physics with a "B" average or better. If you're thinking about a career in the nuclear field, start at the top. And lead the adventure as a Navy officer. You can apply your sophmore year. Call Navy Management Programs for more information. 1-800-242-1569. Navy representatives will be on campus this month, watch for them in the Student Union. NAVY OFFICER - *- J-L c-;HT.ti • LEAD THE ADVENTURE 10 Thursday, March 5,1987 RANGER P.S.G.A, Constitution paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association inc. Constitution Art. 4 t in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March $ •and 6. t980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association inc. shall have the power to en force and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section 1. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the .P.S.G.A., Inc. Section J. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall consist of IB student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be tor one year. Section J. The Senate of the P.S.G'.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. In the absence of the Vice President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., inc. Section 5. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and. with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same mon thly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A., inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A.. Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called by the Vice-President or in the case of the Vice President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting within 48 hours Section 7. Bills may eitner originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A.. Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P S.G.A-, Inc. before it takes effect It the President does not approve, he/she shall send It back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If. after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bffl. it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roM ca ll vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If an y bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her. the same shall become law. in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A. Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. H the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto powers,- and all other powers vested by this constitution in the P S.G.A , Inc Section •. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc. shall have the power to amend this constitution by a two thirds vote of the entire Senate in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election, if the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to the Constitution if the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted. In the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots In cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to fry all impeachments When sifting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P S.G.A, Inc. is fried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no person shall be convicted without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section II. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section I. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing ARTICLE II Section I. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice-President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of tre office of the Presidency or Vice Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A.. Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment. If, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All Increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or Inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section J. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student |udges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line-item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of It, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the P S G A., inc. by a majority vote of the Senate Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received within one week of the presentation of such request to th» P.S.G.A., inc. member being required to furnish the report. The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P.S G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. tor approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, vice President and all of ficers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction qf duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The Vice-President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. sholl nominote student appointees to oil faculty codified committees with simple majority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section $. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A.. Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P.S G.A., inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. in the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the ad ministrative branch of the University of Wisconsin Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section I. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin . Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside allowed to participate in in stitutionai governance. • SUB—ARTICLE I Section I. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist o( 8 voting members. There ore 6 P.S.G.A., Inc. Senator seats. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin-Porkside. one elected In the spring, one elected in fall. Three P.S.G.A. Inc. Senators sholl be chosen in the foil and three in the spring by vote of the Senate of interestec P.S.G.A.. Inc. Senators. If there are more thon three interested Senotors. the Senate will vote by secret ballot listing 3 choices. The voting shall be conducted by the Judicial Bronch of the P.S.G.A.. Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee sholl elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition. the Assistant Chancellor who serves os chief student affairs officer or their designee and the Campus Controller may sit with the committee os non-voting members. Should a vacancy ' occur on the Allocation Committee the following procedures sholl be used: 1) The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. In consultotion with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the P.S.G.A. Inc. Senate. The vacant seats need not be filled with Senotors. However P.S.G.A. Inc. Senotors should be given first consideration. 2 The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-large seat on the Allocations Committee, the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation. he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf the Committees' recommendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate in the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore fn negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual prefer ence. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section S. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., Inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6. Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student govern ment recognition or institutional recognition. Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage Section 8. The student press Shall be ac corded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section f. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - Parkside binding contracts. ARTICLE V Section I. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at - paid advertisement large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice • President, remaining legislative seats, one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutionalreferendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any Uniyersdy of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place. There must be an election within IS school days a'ter notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition, in the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%. the election committee must notify the sfudent(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names, if they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1 An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference Section 3. S'udenfs are free to take exception to the da'a presented or views offered in any course 0f study and may advocate alternative ons to those presented within the classroom Section 4. A.i S'udent Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin c-arkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs m connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section f. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. P.S.G.A. ELECTIONS MONDAY & TUESDAY, MARCH 9 & 10 11 RANGER Thursday, March 5, 1987 park's dept. On© Year Ago March 6,1986 Student hacker suspect in computer break-in Charges have yet to be filed against a Parkside student believed to have had access to student and faculty computer files because an investigation into the matter is still being conducted by campus security. A. distributed last week by Computer Center Director Bill Misamore disclosed that "since approximately last September, a person or persons have been accessing on a computer used for instruciton and research bv students and faculty. The Computer Center and Public Safetv Offw h,,,,, shared information with the district attorney1?office but no charges have been filed to date. office, but Five Years Ago March 4, 1982 Senate OKs budget, election referendums In its Feb. 25 meeting, the PSGA Senate approved the total SUFAC budget of $610,225.10 after twice voting down a budget approximately $2700 lower. Ironically, the third discussion on the budget took considerably less time than did discussion on how to word a referendum question concerning the Union Square jukebox. The Senate voted to place five referendums on the March 10 and 11 election ballots. The five referendums are: • Do you support a peace time military draft? • Do you favor decriminilization of up to one ounce of marijuana? • Which do you favor in the Union Square-a jukebox, more often changing the music on the jukebox, a stereo system or others? • Do you know if there is a housing system on campus? • Do you agree to support the UW System Student Lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50 cents per semester? Ten Years Ago March 2, 1977 Wrestlers go to nationals The Parkside wrestlers will try to improve on Parkside's sixth place finish last year in the NAIA National Tournament listed on their schedule as Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Eastern Washington State College near Spokane. The Rangers, ranked sixth in the nation, are led by Dan O'Connell at 126 pounds, Bob Gruner at 150 pounds, and John Gale at 190 pounds. THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON Thursday, March 5 Talk: "Writing as a Liberal Art" by Marshall Gregory of Butler University, Indianapolis, Indiana, starts at 9:30 a.m. in Union 104. The event is free and open to the public. Movie: "Ballad of Narayama" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday, March 6 Workshop: "Problem Solving in Human Relations" starts at 8 a.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Talk: "The Humanities and Sciences: Complementary Under the Skin" by Prof. Marshall Gregory starts at 11:30 a.m. in MOLN 111. The talk is free and open to the public. Movies: "A Streetcar Named Desire" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and "On the Waterfront" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Play: "The Diviners" starts at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Call ext. 2564 for ticket information. Saturday, March 7 Workshop: "Difficult People •A Week at the Park• "He's got one shot left, Murray — and then he's ours\" Pi Sigma Epsilon The Pi Sigma Epsilon Co- Ed Marketing Fraternity will hold meetings every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will be sponsoring a presentation on Auditing Simulation on Monday, March 9 from 9-11 a.m. in Union 200. All are welcome. Computer Workshop A computer orientation class will be held on Thursday, March 5 from 2-4 p.m. in WLLC D117. R. Maleske will be conducting the class which will be an introduction into the use of micro-computers as terminals to the IBM 4341 CMS. DEC PDP-11/70 and DEC VAX-11/750 systems. Uploading and downloading techniques will be presented as well as a discussion of popular communications packages such as Smartcom n, Crosstalk and Procomm. Geology Club The Geology Club will be hosting a discussion on Friday, March 6 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Peter Sheehan of Milwaukee will be speak on "The Phanerozoic History of Marine Communities" which will cover the history of marine plants and aniin Your Life: Coping and Winning" starts 9 a.m. in Tallent Hall, room 281. Call ext. 2312 for details. Play: "The Diviners" will be repeated 8 p.m. in Studio B. Movie: "Ballad of Narayama" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, March 8 Movie: "Ballad of Narayama" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Concert: featuring the University Chamber Singers starting at 3:30 p.m. at St. Peter Church in Kenosha. Admission at the door is $2 for students and senior citizens and $4 for others. Movie: "The Godfather" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Monday, March 9 Workshop: "A Winning Market Plan" starts at 8 a.m. in Union 106. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Round Table: "Iran and the Security of the United States" by Prof. James Oliver of the University of Delaware at 12:15 in Union 106. The event Club Events mais from about 245 to 570 million years ago. The talk is free and open to the public. PAB Parkside Activities Board (PAB) will be sponsoring a trip to the Brewers' home opener (vs. Boston) on Monday, April 6. The cost will be $10 and includes transportation, tailgate party and bleacher tickets. The bus will leave at 10 a.m. Tickets are available at the Information Desk in the Union Bazaar. PAB will also be sponsoring a trip to the Milwaukee Bucks vs. the Detroit Pistons game on Saturday, April 6. The cost will be $13 and includes transportation and tickets. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon will be hosting a guest speaker on Friday, March 6 in Molinaro 106. Larry Greb, Director of International Marketing at Johnson Wax, will be discussing internationally marketing consumer products. All students and faculty are welcome to attend. Computer Workshop A computer orientation class will be held on Wednesday, March 11 from 2-4 p.m. in WLLC D117. M. Dawkins will be conducting the class which will be an introduction to the PC version of SPSS. is free and open to the public. Video: "Springbreak" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. in Union Square. All are welcome. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, March 10 Workshop: "Personnel and the Law s 'arts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 2 7. Call ext. 2312 for details. Video: "Springbreak" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Wee 'ay, March 11 Workshop: "Career Development for Volunteers" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for details. Coffee House: featuring Preston Reed from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in Union Square. The event is free and open to the public. Workshop: "Introduction to SPSS/PC" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Video: "Springbreak" will be repeated at 3:30 p.m. hi Union Square. Short Course: "German for Travelers" starts at 7 p.m. in MOLN 165. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Movie: "Dracula" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Biological Science Club On F; lay, March 6 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist Dill, a slide presentation wall be given bv Professor Omar Amin e- lied "An Entomologist in > Persian Gulf: A Cultur <pose\" The presents t is based on Dr. Amin * ent trip to the Persian C Everyone is welcome. 1 freshments will be served. Accounting Club The A '•unting dub will be sponsc ; an Auditing Workshop or Monday, March 9 from 9-li a.m. in Union 207. It wall be conducted by Mr. Patrick Thomey, a manager with Ernst & Whinney. Hall Council The Hall Council wall present its first annual Hall Olympic Games this week. The events are as follows: Thursday, March 5, 5:30 p.m. Goofy Games. 7 p.m. Family Feud. Friday, March 6, 4 p.m. championships from Thursday. Saturday, March 7, 2 p.m. County Fair, 4 p.m. Pig Roast, 6 p.m. Closing ceremonies. All events will be held in the Union Square except for Goofy Games (Main Place) and Saturday's events (Housing Patio). 12 Thursday, March 5,1987 RANGER "Freshman's View of College" to be topic of new seminar by Christina Lojesld Freshman seminars "offer students something different than they're setting in another classes. It's a chance to establish a really good realtionship with a faculty member... You can do that in any class, but the focus of this class is the students, and in my seminar, in particular, the student in relation to going to school. The student is In a classroom two or three times a week with a faculty or staff member, and has a chance to talk about issues related to the student and going to college, and what their experiences are." Stuart Rubner, director of student counseling and development, states Next fall, Parkside will offer a freshman seminar, tentatively subtitled, "A Freshman's View of Going to College." The purpose of the seminar is to help students understand the impact of their first months in college on themselves and their other committments, such as work, family, personal and social activities, according to Rubner, who will be instructing the seminar. This freshman seminar will be different from others because in addition to typical assignments, the students will be required to spend a week taking photographs around Parkside, telling the story of how they view going to college. When he taught his first freshman seminar, Rubner explained, "I kept asking them almost weekly, how things were going. I tried to draw out what difficulties they were encountering, what good things were happening to them because a lot of times people talk about the problems they're having, but not the second time around. For this coming fall, I wondered if there wasn't a way to translate those verbal expressions of their experience into more concrete terms, and I came up with the idea of hav- Stu Rubner ing them take on this audiovisual project," stated Rubner. Rubner's idea was derived from the book, A Day In the Life of America, which is a composite of photographs taken one day last year by 200 photographers, all over the country, telling the story of how they viewed the United States on that day. Students who do not have access to a camera may use "tapes, they can use minicams- put together a video presentation," Rubner explained. When the projects are completed, they will be put up for public viewing, "so that other people may be sensitized to what it is like, going to college, through the eyes of a freshman," Rubner continued. However, if a student does not wish to have his project displayed, his wishes will be respected. Students attending Parkside typically have more responsibilities than students who attend other colleges, according to Rubner. "Most of our students, young or old, work. Most students are employed full or part-time, even five hours a week, doing something, but it's a work obligation that they are getting paid for," said Rubner. Students are also affected by friends, family, cultural heritage, social activities, health, and their financial situations, and their education, in turn, affects all of these things, Rubner further explained. "I want them to tell me, through this audio-visual activity, what's happening there," he stated. The students will have two months to "think about it, to focus on these kinds of interactions," and then they will actually work on putting the project together for one week in November. Photography, according to Rubner, is an excellent medium for telling a story. "When you look at a photograph, it should express what the photographer is feeling," Rubner stated. A tape recorder may be used, but "it shouldn't need to be," he added. Are freshman seminars worth the time? Rubner's answer is a definate YES. The seminar, which is offered by the Education division will be three credit class on Tuesdays and Thursday from 8-9:15 a.m New work study program alleviates financial strain College students can have their study abroad fees reduced by up to $1500 under a new Work Study program offered by the American Institute For Foreign Study (AIFS) of Greenwich, Connecticut. Students participating in AIFS college level programs in London, Paris and Salzburg can reduce their fees by working as child care assistants while they attend school. In exchange for living with European families and assisting with the child care for 15-20 hours per week, students receive pocket money, share in foreign friendships, improve their language skills and gain a new cultural understanding of life overseas. "This new Work/Study opportunity will make a year of study abroad affordable to thousands of students," said Henry C. Kahn, president of the institute. "It is now less expensive to study in London under this new plan than in most private U.S. colleges." The Institue also offers full time child care positions without college study in Britain and Germany. The American Institute For Foreign Study has provided overseas education programs for over 300,000 participants since it was founded in 1964. The Institute is a subsidiary of AIFS, Inc., a publicly owned company. Pignotti's Liquor 1585 • North 22nd Avenue • Ph. 551-8020 Please use our products in moderation HOURS Open Mon. thru Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 Hwy A I r ~i 1 | UWP j 1 L. 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Milwaukee Rep stages Henrik Ibsen production The Milwaukee Repertory Theater presents Henrik Ibsen's "Hedda Gabler," a powerful dramatization of emptiness and frustration, Feb. 27 through April 5, in the Todd Wehr Theater. Hedda, a woman cut off from advancing herself except through matrimony, struggles feverishly against the loss of control in her own life. Faced with the dire consequences of her rebellious, anger-filled actions, Hedda makes a fateful decision. Revised and directed by the Obie Award-winning playwright Maria Irene Fornes, "Hedda Gabler" features resident company member, Marie Mathay, in the title role. Other cast members include: James Pickering (Jorgen Tesman), Kenneth Albers (Judge Brack), Rose Pickering (Mrs. Elvsted), Tamu Gray (Julianne Tesman) and Richard Riehle (EUert Lovborg). Joining the Rep for this production is Adele Borouchoff (Berte). Ms. Borouchoff has performed with Skylight, The Florentine Opera and the Clavis Theatre. The set designer is Donald Eastman, with costumes by Gabriel Berry and lights by Anne Militello. Production State Manager is Rob Goodman. Talkbacks (post-show discussions with the actors and director) will take place on Fridays, March 6, 13, 20, 27 and April 3. There will be an interpreted performance for the hearingimpaired on Sunday, March 22, at 2:00 p.m. Tickets range from $5 to $15. For information or reservations, call 273-7206. Very Special Arts help sought Volunteers are currently being sought to work at the eighth annual Very Special Arts Festival to be held Tuesday, March 17, 1987 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. The festival, which is held annually during spring break, provides hands-on arts experiences for 1200 disabled students from throughout Racine and Kenosha counties. Volunteers are needed to serve as artist assistants, group aides, errand runners, greeters and more. Forms and additional information are available in Union 209, or by calling Diane Welsh, Festival Coordinator at 553-2279. This worthwhile civic project is an excellent way to spend a day of spring break! RANGER Thursday, March 5, 1987 13 Mfe after Parkside Alumnus takes bite out of life by Jennie Tunkieicz Eating at a different restaurant almost every night of the week may sound glamorous, but it's work for Parkside alumnus Willard Romantini. "People think that being a restaurant c ritic is a wonderful job, an d it is exciting, but I have tho se dreaded monthly deadlines. I also destroy my body physically in terms of my diet. I had 40 p izzas in a period of about six weeks, and 35 hamburgers in a month. It's not utopia, but I wouldn't give it up for anything," said Romantini. Romantini is the senior restaurant critic for Milwaukee Magazine, and a fifth-grade teacher at Carollton Elementary School, Oak Creek. He received his Communication B.A. and his education certification from Parkside in 1975. He has been teaching for 12 years, and began writing for Milwaukee Magazine six years ago. "I had no writing experience whatsoever. Over 300 people applied for the (restaurant critic) job, and I got it because I had worked as an apprentice chef at Meadowbrook Country Club before I came to Parkside," said Romantini. Writing i s a craft one must develop, feels Romantini, and he has worked to develop his style. "When I first started writing for Milwaukee Magazine it had different owners and we all had to write under pseudonyms. When the new editors came in they said to me, "Your stuff really sucks, but we'll work with you on it." In that period of time I learned how to write," said Romantini. As now one of the most prolific writers for Milwaukee Magazine, Romantini has two monthly restaurant columns, and writes about five feature stories each issue. He is currently working on a book, "The Milwaukee Diner's Guide," which will be released later this year by the Chicago Review Press. Romantini has reviewed over 600 restaurants in the past six years and he finds it a challenge to keep his food column fresh. "I write about food and there are only so many adjectives you can use. People don't remember what you did last year so you're only as good as your last article. It becomes easier and difficult at the same time. You've done so many articles that you know how to do it, on the other hand, you've done so much you've said everything before already. That's the difficulty of the job," he said. Romantini must also deal with the people he might aggravate with bad reviews. "I have advertising people who hate my guts because editorial and advertising don't mix. The sales people get mad because they've sold a big ad to a restaurant and I trash their client. The restaurants spend a lot of money advertising in the magazine and they think t hey get me to go along with it, but it just doesn't work that way," he said. Milwaukee's many restaurant- goers clamor for Romantini's advice. Every Thursday at 7:10 a.m. he can be heard on WKTI with Bob Reitman and Gene Mueller, and occasionally on WTMJ's Kathleen Dunn radio show, to discuss local restaurants. He also speaks before various groups in Milwaukee. "My wife and I eat out for recreation as well, so I spend an incredible amount of time in restaurants and talking about restaurants. It seems that whenever people meet me that's all they want to talk about. I'm flattered to be used as a reference, but no one ever asks me about my teaching profession," said Romantini. With all the attention he gets for being a critic with Milwaukee Magazine, it may be surprising that he continues to teach school full time. "I consider giving up teaching ones a month," he said half seriously. "But the two jobs counteract one another and provide a very wonderful balance. In the classroom I don't have to put on a three-piece suit and carry a briefcase like I do when I work at the magazine in the corporate structure. I enjoy teaching. The rewards aren't monetary at all, but it's really great when the little lightbulb goes on above the student's heads and you're responsible," he said. But as a teacher, writer, author, radio regular, and community speaker, has this restaurant critic bitten off more than he can chew? Not at all. Romantini is used to digesting many activities. Romantini obtained his degree and education certification in only three years and maintained high grades. He was able to do this by taking 18-20 credits each semester and 12-15 credits each summer. He also worked in the now defunct Print Shop. "I was 24 when I started at Parkside, so my priority was getting my degree. I was adept at playing college, and I feel it taught me discipline," he said. Romantini thinks writing well professionally is much different than doing well in school. "Everything you turn in (when you're writing professionally) has to be your best work. When you put your name on something you can't hand in a 'B' paper and get away with it. It has to be an 'A' when you're writing professionally. Some of them will be better than others, but they all have to be your best shot. That's quite different than at the university when you find out what little you have to do to get an 'A.' That's the reality of the job," he said. What a dvice would he give to students interested in writing professionally? "Do as much as you can, even if it means writing for small tabloids," he said. We've Moved We're Bigger and Better Than Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Saton Now Offering: Exclusive to the Racine/Kenosha area... 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Four of the ten teams were from Division I schools, including the reigning National Champions, UW Madison. The competition allowed for two graduate students on each team. Even against those odds, Parkside's College Bowl Team rose to the challenge. In the first round the team defeated UW Milwaukee. In the second round UW Madison was drawn, which caused Parkside's team to prepare for a long hard battle. UW Madison sent their all-star team. They gradually overwhelmed the PSGA team with the speed of answering the questions. Parkside was respectable, though, scoring 90 points against their 240 points. In Parkside's final round, Beloit College soundlv defeated PSGA Parkside was defeated by a Beloit Team that was well experienced from prior years of competition. That loss knocked Parkside from the competiton because it was based on a double loss elimination. The winning team ended up being UW Madison, who won two of three matches over Northwestern to take the title. 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For further information, write or call: institute for Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisconsin-PIatteville 1 University Plaza Platteville, Wisconsin 53818-3099 608-342-1726 14 Thursday, March 5, 1987 RANGER Parkside prepared grads by Michelle Eirich Parkside's chapter of the Psi Chi Psychology Club recently held a panel discussion with former graduates regarding their experiences and how their background in psychology has helped them. Psi Chi is a national honor society which was founded in 1929 for the purpose of stimulating, encouraging and maintaining scholarship in psychology. Psi Chi is an affiliate of the American Psychology Association and a member of the Association of College Honor Societies. Linda Sanders, James Twoeme, and Gale Cole all graduated from Parkside with a bachelor's degree in psychology. The degree has led each of them into successful directions. Sanders has decided to further her education by attending graduate school. She is presently enrolled at the Illinois Institute of Technology and is applying for a research assistant position. She feels attending Parkside has helped her greatly. "Parkside has given me an excellent base for graduate school. My advice to undergraduates, in any field, is to learn as much as you can in undergraduate school. You are definitely going to need it for graduate school," explained Sanders. Twoeme has chosen to use his psychology degree to better himself. He owns a bookbinding business which does not call for any use of psychology, but he feels that who you are and what you do are two different things. "Just because you major in something doesn't mean you have to be it. If it makes you a better person, it has fulfilled its function," commented Twoeme. Cole's bachelor's degree in psychology has led her to a top job and pay level in only two and a half years. She is currently working as a probation agent/social worker for the state of Wisconsin. "My good base from Parkside led to my entry job. Hard work and several promotions led to my top level promotion and salary," explained Cole. She also feels that Psi Chi is an excellent club to prepare psychology students for the future. Our Psi Chi Psychology Club is open to anyone who is interested in joining. In addition, members are encouraged to strive for academic excellence. Another installation of Psi Chi members is planned for April 29, 1987. If anyone is interested in becoming a member of Psi Chi, pleasse contact Jeanne Thomas, assistant professor of psychology (MOLN 288), for an applicaiton. njfm For Tickets Contact: Michael Rohl Ranger Office FRIDAY MARCH 27, 1987 8:00 p.m. WITH SPECIAL GUEST RACINE LABOR CENTER 2100 LAYARD AVE. RACINE, WISCONSIN ST. HELENS TICKETS ON SALE AT ALL MAINSTREAM RECORD STORES GRAND CENTRAL RECORDS, KENOSHA TICKETS SOLD AT THE DOOR THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY A ROCKSHOW PRODUCTIONS PRESENTATION Blind-ed by the light Photo by Dave McEvoy .Ight and shadow look a bit different through the eye of this window in the Uhion buildng. Shape up! i Shape Up from pa ge 19 pete to lift the most weight. Weight lifting actually has two divisions; power lifting and the Olympic lifts. Weight training is using resistance exercises to improve fitness, muscle tone or a sport skill. All sport skills can benefit from weight training because weight training develops strength, endurance and co-ordination and all sport skills use those three things. All of this seems very simple but when a person walks into a gym or buys a barbell set for the first time, a mass of information and ideas is presented all at once. This can leave a beginner bewildered, confused and not as motivated. Here are some straight facts. Resistance exercises require muscle contraction. There are three types of muscle contraction: isometric, H.E.L.P. (Hispanics Easing Laden People) Presents THE MEXICAN FOLKLORIC DANCE COMPANY OF CHICAGO Varied Dance Live Styles Musicians A First Class Spectacle 50 Dancers...! Hundreds of Colorful Costumes...! This Ballet has Something for every Member of Your Family, you must see it...! Saturday, March 7, 1987 • 7:00 p.m. Communication Arts Auditorium U.W. Parkside Donation $5.00 Advance $6.00 at Door For tickets and information call 658-1063 isotonic and isokinetic. Isometric contraction is static contraction; the muscles contract but nothing is. moved. The force the muscle applies is equal to gravity. This type of resistance work develops very specific strength. It is most commonly associated with putting two hands together and pressing or putting arms in a door and pressing out. Isotonic contraction is when the muscle is stressed and there is movement through a range of motion. This type of contraction develops usable strength and flexibility. Good examples are push-ups and chin-ups where a full range of motion is used. Isokinetic contraction is similar to isotonic contraction with the exception of one thing - the muscles exert the same force through the movement. A muscle that isometrically contracts changes the amount of force through out the movement due to the change of angle or a joint. Because of the use of cams in weight training equipment such as Nautilus, isokinetic contractions are possible. These are the basic concepts needed to understand weight training. ODBG0B0 0000000 OOOEO00 00000(10 DGGBEOO 0000000 •BE BQBE300 O00 •BE BBBB 000000 OO0H0 O00 00000 •000000000 •OS 0000 R 0 00 000 O 110000 000 000 000 000 0E900BO0 00 0000000 0000000 00(119000 L I N 15 RANGER Thursday, March 5, 1987 entertainment Films on Campus Brando classics slated for Union Cinema A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE PAB kicks off Brando week with one of his finest performances, as the brutal Stanley Kowalski in this stark drama directed by Elia Kazan. Although the film's real focus is Vivian Leigh's Stella, whose psychological infirmity shatters her relationship with her family, Brando is "Streetcar's" true draw, radiating raw power and malice in a confused, dull manner. An excellent example of why Brando's name ever became synonymous with the art of good acting. ON THE WATERFRONT Kazan helmed this Brando starrer as well and the actor's development in the four years between this film and "Streetcar" is evident. Turning in what most consider the best performance of his young years, Brando stars as a tough dockworker whose relationships with his coworkers (including Rod Steiger, in his first role of any notoriety) are analyzed longingly by the camera. Of all Brando's celebrated roles, this is perhaps the one in which his uncanny ability to articulate emotion in such a coarse, inarticulate way is most evident. Deservedly, he earned an Oscar. THE GODFATHER In the last great performance of his career (some of us are still waiting for him to lose weight and get off his private island for one last film), Brando stars as the patriarch of a high-ranking Mafia family in director Francis Ford Coppola's stirring character study. As Don Vito Corleone, Brando rises above the stereotypical way mobsters have been portrayed and paints his character as a calm, calculated businessman whose business just happens to include murder and extortion. A1 Pacino is superb as Vito's son Michael, who shuns the family occupation until circumstances require him to enter the fray to save his father's life and honor. In this and other scenarios. Coppola's message is clear: the Mafia lifestyle is one in which honor and loyalty mean more than life. "Godfather II" is a better film, but for Brando fans Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint "On the Waterfront.' there's not anything more re- epic, warding than this original -•Nick Toper Book Review Hitchcock's work examined in new anthology by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Studies on Alfred Hitchcock are not exactly rare, as many books have covered this master filmmaker's work. However, not quite as well as the diverse and very analytical "A Hitchcock Reader" (Iowa State University Press). Edited by Marshall Deutelbaum and Leland Pogue, this tome is a fascinating collection of scholarly essays by various important writers on THE FAR SIDE the cinema, covering virtually every aspect of Hitchcock's genius. The essays are compiled into five categories or parts. These include "Taking Hitchcock Seriously," which focuses on the filmmaking art of this master director; "Hitchcock in Britain," which studies the too-often overlooked early works; "Hitchcock in Hollywood," which features essays of the moreor- less obvious sort (Robin Wood's writings on the classic "Strangers on a Train" is the By GARY LARSON highlight here); "The Later Films," which deals with the more notable films like "Rear Window" and "North by Northwest;" and, finally, "Hitchcock and Film Theory," a "Psycho" dossier, which studies Hitchcock's definitive work, the highlight here being co-editor Pogue's brilliant essay on "Psycho" and film classicism. This is the perfect handbook for students of film, professors and libraries. Thursday is TEX-MEX FEST • Vz price appetizers $150 • Mexican Beers • Texas Teas • Mugs of Margaritas REGENCY MALL MEXICAN RESTAURANTE / 16 Thursday, March 5, 1987 RANGER Record Review Deep Purple continue to comeback trail by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor The classic comeback last year was Deep Purple and their Mercury LP "Perfect Strangers." Now with their latest, "House of Blue Light," the band has proven its staying power in contemporary music. The power of the initial comeback is slightly, and understandably diluted, but that doesn't keep this latest Mercury release from containing some fine Purple tracks including "Bad Attitude," "Hard Lovin' Woman," and "Call of the Wild," which is now getting the most radio airplay. Production by bassist Roger Glover tends to emphasize his dabbling in syntehsizers a bit much. Where Deep Purple is usually noted for blending Ritchie Blackmore's guitars and Jon Lord's keyboards with perfect cohesion. Glover's production adds unnecessary weight with extra electronics. This doesn't cause the group to come off sounding like Phil Collins, but it does keep them from achieving the same passion as had been exhibited on tracks like "Gypsy's Kiss" c R A N K ' S DINER COCO Since 1925- ( ) o CDCD 'Cause Good Food Is Never Out Off Style. Diners are trendy. Sixty years of pleasing Kenosha's palates and pocketbooks, and now, all of a sudden...we're trendy, imagine that. So, whether you're fond of fashion or a fan of fine food, here's some good news: Frank's Diner is open for dinner. We've expanded our menu and extend our hours to 8 pm, Monday through Friday. Delicious meals at diner prices. Imagine that. Open Mon.-Fri. 6 A.M.-8 P.M. Open Sat. 7 A1M.-2 P.M. Open Sun. 7 A.M.-1 P.M. 508-58th Street 657-1017 Ian Pace, Jon Lord, Ian Gillan, Ritchie Blackmore, Roger Giover. from "Perfect Strangers." The music is quite fundamental from a rock standpoint. Deep Purple's most noted track is the 1973 rocker "Smoke on the Water," which epitomizes primary rock backbeat and the most primitive distorted guitar riffs combined to produce rhythms that are immediately captivating to the listener (Joan Jett's 1980 hit "I Love Rock and Roll" is also noteworthy as doing this). The fundamen- Guliver (Soundwings) Gulliver's Travels are nc longer stories just for children. "Gulliver," from Soundwings (distributed by The Welk Record Group), make these timeless stories for grown-ups again. The recording is narrated by Sir John Gielgud and accompanied by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. The story is based on Johnathon Swift's 1729 novel about the adventures of Lemuel Gulliver on "A Voyage To Lilliput," and "A Voyage to Brobdingnag," with the narration written by Larry Gelbart. Even poor Gulliver's indiscretions are included in the story, such as when he put out a great fire in Lilliput when he "unbuttoned his breeches and produced a stream that douced the fire in two shakes." Obviously the story contains all the irony and satire intended in Swift's original masterpiece, and that are tal musical structure of "House of Blue Light" is merely a backdrop for a much fuller instrumental and melodic sound than had been displayed on the group's seventies efforts. Ian Gillan's vocals are again at the forefront, the group emphasizing vocal harmonies far more on this LP than ever before. In fact Gillan sounds so good, it allows the listener to forget the singer's abortive attempt to Short Cuts often omitted from the waterdowned versions for children. Gielgud's powerful voice and English accent command the listener's attention, and gives credibility to Gulliver's adventures which begin in England. The musical score, composed and conducted by Patrick Williams, breaths new life into the story, and the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra do an excellent job of musically demonstrating the excitment, bewilderment and emotion that Gulliver would have felt. "Gulliver" is exciting musically and narritively, but it is important not to miss Swift's intention, which was social commentary. Gulliver's real discovery is that whomever he met, very small or very big, "was only himself in different guises", and that life is an adventure and an opportunity to discover. So "Gulliver" is not exclusively for adults, but a great adventure fill in as Black Sabbath lead vocalist on the dreadful "Born Again" LP. And Ritchie Blackmore swings his axe^ greater than he ever had with his own group (Rainbow). "House of Blue Light" is a nice example of rock purity with layers of melodic sound that don't fall victim to production to any great degree. This is one comeback that is most welcome. PHONE 414-634-4156 EASTSIDE EMPORIUM CUSTOM BLENDED PIPE • PAPERBACK BOOK TRADF TOBACCOS CENTER HAND MADE CIGARS • MAGAZINES SMOKING ACCESSORIES • VIDEO RENTAL • SHIP WITH EZZZZ SERVICE 300 SIXTH STREET RACINE, WI 53403 for the family - discover it. --Jennie Tunkxexcz The Big Dish (Warner) Mellow rock with a soothing voice, quick beat, slick production, big horn backups, and lyrics with a commentary on the human condition seems to be the Top 40 formula of the day (ie. David and David or Bruce Hornsby). Big Dish has captured the essence of this formula. With their debut single, "Slide, slowly climbing the charts with its tame rock style, this band has secured its position as masters of the latest musical trend. Unfortunately, it seems that they are afraid to try anything new with this style. The Big Dish is locked into emotional and musical middle ground, with their slow songs, such as "Beyond The Pale", being cut short of inspiration or depression and their rock songs, "Prospect Street", for example, stopping before they start to move and pick up energy. They do seem to have the capability for innovation, as heard in "Second Swimmer", a combination of distinctly separate sounds into one complete rhythm/march, but they fail to evidence it on most of the other tracks. Craftsmanship on the LP is excellent. Steve Lindsay's vocals come across very smoothly, reminiscent of Roxy Music's emotional overtones. -Tyson Wn,i.lUa„a RANGER Thursday _ _!___ • : Movie Review Hoosiers"n ice dose ofa s entimentality 6 6 by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Gene Hackman has a knack for playing extremely likeable characters in spite of the roles he's been offered. So in a film like "Hoosiers," where he actually has a likeable role, it enhances Over The Top Stallone's latest is somewhat an improvement over the recent "Rocky 4," "Rambo," and "Cobra," but only due to its lack of violence. What we have here is audience manipulation from another perspective, that being through the same sort of hackneyed filial anguish aspect as any sappy Wallace Beery picture of the thirties and forties. The picture is complete in its attention to detail. A dying mom, a fresh faced rich kid, a surrogate father, and Super Stallone as the real Dad whose desertion of the family years before is forgotten since he's now a nice, quietspoken musclebound trucker who's learned his lesson. The sub-plot, dealing with arm wrestling championships, allows for Stallone to use the Rocky formula once again. Stallone is not the pioneer of this narrative style, but simply re-introduced it to commercial filmmaking after it layed dormant after scores of forties "B" pictues. Now that he is still using this formula, it is time to start wondering how he manages to still rake in decent box office. Perhaps the moviegoers are even dumber than the characters Stallone has been playing. -Jim Neibaur Some Kind of Wonderful The teenage angst cinema of John Hughes has apparently run dry of innovation. Where "Pretty in Pink" was basically arather simple attempt at a dramatic "Sixteen Candles," "Some Kind of wonderful" is generally a slapdash attempt at box office pay dirt, emerging as no more than a scene-for-scene reworking of "Pretty in Pink" with a change in gender among the principal cast members. While in many ways this film is superior to "Pretty in Pink," (if they make one more film about Molly Ringwald's belief that a date to the prom will make or break the future of civlization...), it can't hide its simplistic shortcomings. It lakes the uncalculated, natural humor of "Sixteen Candles" and is far from the facts of adolescent inner feelings that made "The his likeability even further. This time he's a high school basketball coach, complete with sordid past, moving into a small conservative Indiana community in 1951. He must prove himself to the townsfolk and ultimately succeeds, a trite formula to be sure. Breakfast Club" such an important film about young people. The young performers do a nice job of playing the, by now, stereotypical Hughes roles, giving the viewer plenty of emotional power in their display of relationships, their importance and ultimate accent on individuality. Despite its somewhat hackneyed foundations, this film is about perfect from every other aspect. All of the various "types" utilized to propell Angelo Pizzo's screenplay are presented with necessary depth and do not come off as mere caricatures. The narrative very carefully But the ending is every bit as outrageous as in "Pretty in Pink," without being presented for blatant humorous effect. Perhaps the lack of freshness in "Some Kind of Wonderful" is the reason why Hughes' next cinematic venture is a return to non-adolescent filmmaking .-Jim Neibaur shows, through these characters, the blind refusal of small town persons to accept any changes, even those that are positive, in order to preserve the security of their limited lifestyles. This bigscreen Mayberry is shown with such careful attention to detail that the viewer must constantly be reminded that this is not an old movie. Hackman's passions are exhibited with an emphasis on his being unafraid to stand alone, due mostly to the events he had to face up to prior to coming into this position. His altruism not only leads him to success as a coach, but in rehabilitating town drunk Dennis Hopper (in yet another brilliant dere- March 5, 1987 17 lict portrayal) by merely giving him a chance. The film moves along at a perfect pace, allowing events to gradually unfold in a neat, orderly fashion. And under this structure, none of it looks the least bit corny or trite, but always comes off as fresh, interesting and entertaining. "Hoosiers" is a nice example of how American filmmaking manages to utilize its older methods successfully by presenting these methods with artistic care and close attention to precise cinematic • detail. In lieu of more commercial entries presently haunting the commercial movie houses, "Hoosiers" is a film that should not be overlooked. Selected Shorts Stallone and Rick Zumwalt strain through "Over the Top." 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Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Luck is said to be a lady and also to be when preparation and opportunity meet. Well, this past weekend some very well-prepared ladies met opportunity and luck wasn't anywhere near by. In track and field, races are sometimes decided by a one-hundreth of a second. That is faster than you can read this word. It is also ten times faster than a person can snap their fingers or blink. The fastest anyone can start and stop a watch is maybe four or five hundredths of a second. The onlyway this kind of time can be accurately measured is with a fully automatic timer and a winner can only be chosen by a photograph. This is important to understand because this is what separated Michelle Marter of Parkside and Donna Stickelmier of Kearney State as they both raced to a new national record. Marter's time was 4: 57.79 and the winner's 4:47.78, a difference of .01. Marter is the second Parkside woman ever to break the five minute mark - only Kim Merritt has done so before. Marter's only comments after the race were "I ran as fast as I could," and "I'm so sore." Indeed, she did run as fast as she could- so fast, in fact, that at the finish she fell sprawling onto the wooden track surface, bruising and scraping herself rather badly. Marter's race wasn't the only hair-raising event on the track last Saturday. Sarah Hiett also finished a close second in the 1000 yd. run. Hiett's desire to win the race was so great that when the pace slowed she did not hesitate to take the lead. She stayed there until Kathy Taylor of Prairie Vies (Texas) passed her in the last lap. Taylor's time was 2:37, Hiett's 2:38. ' Hiett shouldn't feel bad about the race because Taylor went on to win the 880, anchor her mile and two mile relay teams to victory and be named the meets outstanding performer. But Hiett and Marter weren't done racing yet. Later in the day they teamed up with Jilleen Fobair and Yolanda Finley in the distance medley relay. The distance medley is made of four distances - 440, 880, % mile and mile. Hiett was the opening leg, running the 880, then Finley ran the 440 leg, then Fobair ran the % and Marter -anchored the race. The Parkside team easily won their heat with a time of 9:26.42. But Kearney State was in the second heat and they won their race in 9:26.32. All the Parkside women could do was sit and watch. Freshman Jackie Melotick had an outstanding performance in the two mile run. Melotick, a freshman Ail- American in cross country, made it to the finals on Friday night, running a personal best time of 11:19. She came back the next day and finished eighth in the finals, running merely a second slower. Near misses, as well as outstanding performances, seemed to be the tale of this meet. Jacqueline Cotton had the 13th fastest time in the 60 yd. dash with 7.32 but only the top 12 advanced to the next round. Rebecca Scott placed 18th in overall times for 60 yd. Nancy Marter finished fifth in her heat in the mile 5:24, but only the top four qualified for finals. Fobair finished sixth in her heat of the mile in 5:25. Colleen Wismer finished sixth in her heat of the two mile run in 11:34. The two mile relay consisting of Nancy Marter, Julie Lazercik, Carrie Aronie and Veronica Chamleer and a 10: 02, placing third in their heat but did not place overall. A mile relay team was also entered. The team of Nancy Marter, Finley, Scott and Cotton ran a 4:06 but they too did not advance to the finals. As a team the Parkside women fared well pacing seventh and scoring 24 points. * * * * * * Part of the men's race walking team attended The Athletics Congress National Indoor Championship. The meet was held at Madison Square Garden last Friday night. It was the tryouts for the World Indoor Championship. Doug Fournier was Parkside's top finisher, placing fourth and covering the five kilometer distance in 20:27.65. Dave McGovern placed fifth in 21:01.33. 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VOTE BORKOWSKI/VOGT March 9- 10. RICH BORKOWSKI-President. Dan Vogt-vice president. Watch and see! VOTE RICH Borkowski PSGA President. GOOD LUCK in the election, Dan and Rich. WHO IS that 12-year-old dancing in the bar? But we really appreciate your call. Thank you. JENNY: DID you hear the one about the guy who has only one arm in school? When he goes home, he grows the other one back. COACH: ROCKING chairs? Oh my gosh! Rocking Chairs! ARE WE in Acapulco 1988 Olympics? Watch out for the Esther Williams hot-tub synchronized swimming team! WHEN IS Paul going to have that baby? Jenny, do you know what to do if he goes into labor? CHUBBY LOVES her hero! It's huge! Did you go shopping? EXERCISE CAN'T be good. It makes people smell. AN IDIOT is someone who proofreads the Xerox copy against the original. TO ME, a woman's body is like a temple. I try to attend services as often as I can. FEMALE SNAP-ON employee looking for make with shiny new tool. SEX IS like credit: some get it, some don't. AND YOU were obviously turned down by more than one agency. THE LAST thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield is its rear end. ANN KESTELL: who do I love more than you? NO ONE! Thank you for a fabulous weekend! Dave G. AS BEAUTY, triviality is in the eye of the beholder. STEVE N.: We are going to have a Ball-Bustin'-Flame-Throwin', Corn- Shucken, Rock-n-Rollin', Good-oletime in Panama City! Dave G. BONE, WHAT is in that basket anyway? NECK, NECK, neck. WHEN THE hell was the first floor of the library declared "Social Hour?" LOVE GODDESS: AKA Cat Burglar. Had prior engagement for Feb. 28. Why didn't you save me some M&R? CDT. B. IN THE immortal words of Richard M. Nixon: "I am not a crook!!!" I have been accused, tried and convicted and we haven't even seen the courtroom. MICHELLE FEEK: Are you alive? Hush Crush. AL BACHMAN: Happy quarter-century birthday. It's still your decade! Laurie. KIM: HOW was your six-month date with Ray Charles? HOUSE TOO cold? Need a warm room? Call Kelly "The Blast Furnace" McKissick. She'll crank up your thermostat so high all liquid in your room will evaporate. OKAY, JEN, I do wake up with the bone sometimes. JC: NEVER intertwine your leg with mine again, unless you mean it. Coach. TO THE Parkside Women's Jello Wrestling Squad: Thanks for the thrill. O Neal 6. HEY, KIDS, let's talk about masturbation ! THE PROPHECY of the brown van never came true, even with A.J. Kranich at the wheel. IF YOU looked up "bump-on-a-log" in the dictionary... "HEY, ROCKY, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." HOW DO you spell coitus interruptus? 2-3-4. WE REALLY appreciate your call. Thank you so much for calling. THINGS WERE great in the "snow me state". A BOOK for Amy: How To Find the Keys. KIM: WAS the date really six months long, or did it just seem that way? GARY: ROCK a bye baby...rocking chair blues. Night of the Living Dead Chipmunks ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• {Remember...Classified deadlines •is Monday at 10 a.m. for ^publication Thursday. RANGER Thursday, March 5,1987 19 Shape up! by Michael J. Rohl Parkside's Mark Zukley missed this rebound, but grabbed 17 others against Oshkosh, and you can see why. Actually, the extra hand is firmly attached to the arm of the Titans' Ric Kunnert (52). ACU-I tournament Bowlers, darters participate by Nick Thome On February 21 and 22 Parkside bowlers and darters competed in the Association of College Unions/International (ACUI) Regional Tournament. The ACUI Regional attracted 270 students representing 23 universities. According to Dave Halbach, the tournament director, "the Midwest region consists of Wisconsin, the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and the area around Chicago; The facilities here at Northern Michigan are good and the staff quite helpful. Overall the tournament ran very smoothly." Parkside's bowlers were represented by Karen Savage, Roxanne Jourdan, Kim Ortin, Kari Kraus, Debbie Schneider, Laura Karges, Jeff Floyd, Mike Ball, Rusty Dehahn, Darren Furtney and Glen Malkmus. Parkside's darters were represented by Patrick "Loops" Grady and Jim "Duke" Crowley. The men bowlers finished seventh in the team competition. Malkmus, a former ACI individual champ finished fifth in the individual event and rolled a 269 game during the touranment. Floyd was in second place in the individual competition through the second round but faded in the finals. The women bowlers finished fifth in the team event. Schneider hit a 221 game and finished ninth in the individual competition. When aksed about the tournament, Schneider said "there were tough competitors here. The winner averaged over 200 pins a game, and the lanes were in good shape." The Parkside darters finished in seventh and eighth overall. Grady said "some of these guys were unreal. It's hard to concentrate when your opponent throws over 100 points per turn." The eventual winner was a student from Northern Michigan. In the final match he threw two perfect 180 point rounds. just enough tissue as is needed to meet the work load. From this adaptation process come the idea if the body will adapt to changes in work loads then it will adapt to progressively higher work loads. This is exactly what occurs. When higher levels of resistance than normal are used the body adapts by growing stronger. The key here is higher than normal resistance. This means the body must be stressed; it cannot simply be moved to achieve these effects. Resistance training is any exercise that works a muscle or muscle group against gravity. Examples of resistance exercises are chin ups and push ups which move the body against gravity. Other examples of resistance exercises can be found in the sport of weight lifting and weight training. There is a difference between the two terms. Weight lifting is a sport where men and women corn- Shape Up see page 14 Aerobic exercise is a great way to lose weight and increase cardio-vascular fitness. It does not, however, do much for strength and muscle tone. Resistance exercise is the best way to increase strength and muscle tone. The theory and reason behind resistance work is rather simple. The body is a living organism that adapts to the stresses placed on it. The body will adapt to an increased work load by growing Thanks, Rangers, for a great season ISN'T IT COOL IN PINK? New in the Parkside Union Mini Mart 10 oz. bottle for only 19c while quantities last. (Limit one per customer) J"" PARKSIDE UNION MINI MART J Coupon good for 20c off 2 liter or | 12 pack of Cherry 7-up or Diet Cherry 7-up. | Offer Expires March 19,1987 NIKE—wear what winners wear. Open 7 days a week • 857-7333 1-94 at 60th St, Kenosha (1 mile north of the Factory Outlet Centre) Rangers lose to Eau Claire 61-56 in District 14 semi-final A by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Supposedly, free throws are the easiest shots to make in basketball, but don't remind the Oshkosh Titans. Ask Parkside's Greg Nash instead. Nash, a substitute guard for the Rangers, hit on six of eight free throws in the last minute and a half of the game to help preserve a 73-70 win over Oshkosh in an NAIA District 14 quarterfinal game. After the game, Nash was short, but to the point: "I was ready to play tonight - I just wanted to win." While Nash was calm in the clutch, the Titans couldn't even buy a free throw when they needed one. They missed four front ends of bonus situations in the last four minutes of t he game and hit only 10 of 23 in the game. Once again, as has been Ranger custom all season, the Rangers gained a doubledigit lead, but promptly lost it." This has happened to us I don't know how many times," said head coach Rees Johnson. "It happened at Lewis and it cost us the game. It's just lack of discipline and patience on offense - that's been our whole problem this year." Senior center Mark Zukley rnoto Dy Bria n rassino Parkside's Al Steel goes high over Oshkosh's Joe Butler (32) and Gordy Skagestad for two of his six points in the Ranger's 73-70 win over the Titans. He had to leave the game in the second half with a hand injury. offered a bit more optimistic view. "There was apprehension in the beginning," Zukley said. "We started off kicking everybody's ass, then we played their game a little bit. We got caught up in it, but our point guard Mike Henderson really came thru and got us back together and under control - that was the turning point." Indeed, Henderson did get the Rangers on track. After holding only a three point lead at the half, the Rangers and Henderson got the offense on cruise control, outscoring the Titans 15-5 in the first eight minutes of t he half. Zukley had seven points and Henderson four to pace the attack. However, the old Parkside bugaboo returned. Oshkosh suddenly caught fire, hitting two three-point shots in the next minute and outscoring the Rangers 20-8 in the next eight minutes to pull to within 61-60 with 3:55 left. Two baskets by Zukley and a three pointer by the Titans made the score 65-63 with 2: 40 to go, then perhaps the key score of the game occured. The Rangers worked the ball around on offense winding down the 45-second clock to under 10 seconds. With one second left on the shot clock, Dave Peterson tossed up an off-balance 12-foot jumper while covered by two defenders and the ball went in. After that, it was Nash time. Another key to the game was the controlling of the Titans' top scorer, Gordy Skagestad. He was held to 14 points, 10 under his average. . "Peterson did a nice job on him, but there were times when I though they could have put the ball into him more. "They do lack an inside game and that hurts them. They're so great outside that if they had a good inside game, they would be...." At the start, Parkside stormed out to a 12-0 le ad as Oshkosh missed their first five shots. A Henderson three-pointer later gave the Rangers a 17-7 lead, but three three-pointers and a free throw by the Titans tied the score at 17 and they actually took the lead 20-17. The Rangers finally broke a five minute dry spell with 10 minutes to go in the half on two Nash foul shots. •Through the rest of the half, neither team led by more than three points, with Parkside in the lead 38-35 at half-time. Photo by Brian Passino James Jones fires in two of his 19 first-half points against Oshkosh Saturday night. He and Mark Zukley shared game honors with 21 points. Zukley and James Jones were the offensive pacesetters, scoring 21 points each. Jones had all but two points in the first half and Zukley had 13 in the second half. Zukley also tied his season high with 17 rebounds. Nash hit a total of eight free throws to finish with 10 points. home) with a team effort," Zukley said. "It feels so good inside - it's a feeing you just can't talk about. When you play together well as a team, it's just a really good feeling." Oshkosh was led by Ric Kunnert with 15 points, including three three-pointers. This game was Zukley's last home game. The senior center was happy to go out the way he did. "It was nice to got out (at The Rangers received a blow when Al Steel left the game midway through the second half and returned with an inflatable cast on his right wrist and hand. The injury was not exactly determined, but it is either a broken or dislocated bone on the back of his hand. In any case, he was unavailable for the game against Eau Claire Monday, March 2. Free throws the key as Ranger Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 21, March 5, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Key to combatting problem is educating public Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document executives Alex Pettit (I)-and Corby Anderson' take office March 30 as President and Vice-President, respectively; of PSGA. See stories, page 3. combatting problem IIImberUeKranIch NewsEdItor in a tloree'part series harassment as It 00 the UW-Parkside Is very subtle in na- d very difficult to de. deal with." preceding was one of gs by the Institu- Resource Committee ~ Status oI Women in its .. t7, 1980 report. Since Parts! Committee's report ....... de formUlateda Sexuai IIlIee ment Advisory Com- In 1981 which had been I'e c!:.P untu three years rreotly, Chancellor Kaplanplans to formu- a new committee within lib DeJtt two months to deal ......allegations of sexual ~ ment. institutional Resource Committee found one of the biggest' problems to be the uncertainty as to whether or not one has been a victim of sexual harassment. In addi- tion, when sexual harassment is clearly the case, victims have been and continue to be fearful of coming forward . with a complaint. With these considerations in mind, .when the Sexual Har- assment Advisory Committee was active as it tried to de- velop an educational program to help sensitize the campus to the issue of harassment. Brochures explaining sexual. harassment were distributed in addition to the showing of films and lectures on the . topic. "The area that needed the most attention and continues to need It Is the educational aspect," according to Stuart expert discusses Iranscam •••••page 4 "IOn' student controversY= •.•••page 5 r doesn't hinder student page 7 EXhibition held here page 8 continues tradition page 15 1987 P.S.G.A. ELECTION BALLOT P.S.G.A. PRESIDENT . Winners in Bold 244 Alex PeWt 176 Kay Rouse . 153 Rich Borkowski 35 Dan Galbraith 16 Jim Lawell, Jr. P.S.G.A. VICE PRESIDENT 253 Corby Anderson 183 Fred Monardi 176 Dan Vogt P.S.G.A SENATE 299 Blake Topel 271 Jeanne Brandel 288 Kevin Zirkelbach 237 Jan Kratochvil 284 Sandra Villareal 26 Tim Usius 280 J.J. Masterson 20 Ken McCray SEGREGATED UNIVERSITY FEE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE S.U.F.A.C. AT LARGE SEAT 249 Rocky Donovan 216 Bev Landreman 61 Sue Bostetter PARKSIDE UNION ADVISORY BOARD 403 Lynn L1por is educating public Rubner, member of the Corn- mittee since its inception and director of student counsel- ing. "1 don't think sexual har- assment Is as well understood as It could be. "The next step," continued Rubner, "is to report it (sex- ual harassment). People have to come out of the closet on this one." In addition to educating the campus community. about sexual harassment, the Com- mittee functioned "to provide a means for people to report sexual harassment with as 11t- tle anxiety and embarrass- ment as possible," according to Stella Gray, the first to chair the Committee back in 1981. To this effect. the names of the Committee members were published, which re- sulted in individual members being contacted by persons claiming sexual harassment. The Committee member would then gather informa- tion from the parties tn- volved, come to the Com~lt. tee for advice and take the ID- formation back to the parties Invloved without ever having disclosed any names. "The Committee as a whole never heard any cases," stated Rubner. OlIn a way, that's the way It should be. The cases were resolved with· out going public." Sexual Harassment 1 on ~ampus: It happens Ja here, too. ... 1IIIIIUio .......... _-ll According to former com- rnlttee members, all sexual harassment allegations were resolved in an informal man. nero In some cases, for exam- ple, the harasser in question would be told by a commitiee member that a student, anon- ymous, had raised a com. plaint and that the professor's behavior was inexcusable and must stop. The stronger means of &C- tion, which has never been taken at Parksfde, would be to tile, in writing, an official formal complaint. Of all the eases former Committee ChaIr, Teresa Peck-McGov- ern, assoctate professor of education, has dealt with, none of the victims wanted her to take their complaints any further than her oft1ce. sex_page ,- .. P erspectives ~~~~~=~.Th~Ursda~Y'Ma~?~2'~ , IF I UNDERSTAND 't I WE AIlE 1IIE \T toIUt£CTlY. WE FASTEST. BELIEVE1HI\TMAN r.-W1"~ tolmlOLS HIS OWN """ "." DESnNY...THAT RELIGION EVOLUTIoN. ~~DE SEXIJAI,.\T't' Al'tD .. """ HIS1\lRY ARE TODAy: ~ PROCESSES. OR SOMETIlING UKE 1\lI\T. our VieW 'Endorsement both a right and responsibility Last week's edltorla1, In which we endorsed candldates In the PSGA executive elections, has' prompted some stu- dents to question not just who we supported, but also that we supported anyone at all. Our reasons for backing Alex Pettit and Corby Ander- son, explained last week, need no elaboration. Our deci- sion to endorse candidates. however. is a right and re- sponslbllity which warrants clartncatlon, especially in light of the absurd charges which have been lobbed our way. As a newspaper serving the Parkslde community, the , Ranger exists to Inform students, staff and admlnlstratlon of Issues and events relevant to them. That responsibility, In part, Includes formulating a cogent edltorlal opinion, one that reflects a staff consensus and whose purpose is to logically lead readers to a better understanding of com. plex, slgnlflcant matters. Such a rationale has been germane to freedom of the press since the Constitution established that-fundamental right. Yet It has been suggested by some protestors that total freedom of the press does not apply to student publi- cations like the Ranger, which are partially funded through student-generated segregated fees. We ardently dlsagree. It Is a specious claim that the Ranger be prohibited from endorsing a political candidate on the grounds that doing so Is an infraction of a UW -System Board of Re- gents policy stating that segregated fee monles cannot be used to support political campaigns and activities. Such a provision does exist, In the System!! FInancial Policy and Procedure Paper '20 (FPPP 20), but It pertains only to the "giving of segregated fees" to political organizations, accordlng to James Albers, the System's director of auxn- lary operations. •'The consensus here (among System officials)." Albers told the Ranger this week, "ls that as long as i( is a nor- mal part of edltorla1 policy, the endorsing of candldates Is perfectly In the context of First Amendment rights. Since the purpose of your newspaper Is not political, but infor- mational, edltorlaIlzlng • and endorsing candldates • Is permissible. " It has also been intimated that our endorsement Is In some way part of a "hidden agenda" our staff has de- vised to strengthen Its already "slgnlflcant power to Influ· ence public oplnlon on campus." It Is sad Indeed that per- sons and organizations which supposedly have the inter- ests of the university at heart see fit to accuse us of collu- sion without benefit of anything other than a feeling that "there may be a hidden agenda." It Is an ugly, conten- tlous insinuation and deserves little serious consideration. There is one point, however. on which we and our de- tractors agree: "freedom- of the press Is not an absolute." Instead, It Is a fragile package which must be handled with great care, since Its contents are precious. We view our duty as that of the postal Inspector: to assure that the bundle Isn't knocked about and damaged, so that what's inside can be enjoyed for generations. Endorsing candldates for office Is just one way we do that job. Iyour views endorse Ranger shouldn't tween most student neWlo papers and governments, PSGA and the Ranger are friends and cooperate to In· form students of the issue. af· fectlng them. Because PSGA controls the purse strings of all organizations, the balance of power Is on PSGA'. side; this Is changing. Three Ranger staff pel'lllllll constituent the majority of SUF AC membership aad hence carry conslderabk weight In making studeDt government decisions. W\1II this endorsement, the ba!aDCl of power Is conllnualiy sblfto Ing. We should be awarel1llt there may be a hidden~ da. How dare one group of sIU- dents, possessing signifi'" power to Influence opinion. campus, claim that they hall the knowledge to mske a vetI personal and subjective ded- slon for students? To ':: your' opinion as correc~ somehow superiOr to 0 Is not your right. .!>II I abhor this irre.I""~u;. action and demand ffJ Ranger publicly spolOgiZ'! their Ignorance. GA Vk' Sue Brudvlg, PS~ If we agree that the ~anger has a responsibility to present optntons, they also have the responsibility to present d1f-' ferlng vieWs; therefore, time- liness Is Important. Obvt- ously, an endorsement pub- IIshed In the Issue before an election dld not allow for a vital function of edltortals and letters to the editor: reo sponses by members of the campus community. The RaJ\ger dld not fulflll their rewponslblllties to the stu- dents. One could argue that this endorsement Is within the paper's rights; however, free. dom of the press Is not an abo solute. Unlike other prtvately owned and financed news- papers, the Ranger receives. segregated fees (student money). The Wlsconaln Board of Regents has ruled that seg- regated fee monies cannot be used to support political cam- paigns and activities. I Inter. pret this to Include campus _political campaigns and the PSGA election. I encourage all students to critically analyze the new de. velopments In campus stu. dent politics. Unlike the ad. versarial relationship be • To the Edltor: It Is an understatement to say that I am extremely alarmed and dlsappolnted that the Ranger endorsed PSGA executive candldates. This Is not a reflection on any individual candldate but Is a matter of principle. The Ranger serves a vital function at Parkslde. It serves to disseminate Infor- matton about activities and issues on this campus and to print the major viewpoints and concerns of students, fac- ulty and staff. However, I do not agree with your view that this campus' newspaper should "lead publlc oplnlon on important issues. II My rea. sons are: The edltorlaI' does not make It known how thls decision was reached. I question that thls was In any way a group decision and whether a demo. crattc voting process took place. Technically, since there were five candidates for the presldenttal office, one candidate. could secure the endorsement with a mere 21% of the vote. If this was the case. the endorsement .does not' truly represent the Wishes of the entire staff. • Rangeriswritten and editedbystudentsofUW-Parl<sidewhoare solely responsible tor its ,;;t~ d: cyandcontent.nis publishe<leveryThursdayduringthe academic year exoept_ breakS days. _ ..... Letterstotheedltorwillbeaccepted only if they are typed. double-sP3COd and 350 words" iii" lettersmust be Slglled.withatelephonenumberInetudedforverificationpurposes._ wi! held upon request. . RangerreseMS the righttoeditleUersandrefusethose whicIl arefalseand/or de- famatory. Deadlineforatlletters,andclassified ads is Monday at 10a m for_ tion Thursday. '. .. tJVU...... Allcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto: Range<. UW-Parl<side. Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone414/553-2287(Editorial)or 414/553-2295 (AdVef\iS- Ing).. EDITORIAL STAFF ~.ry L .schneeberger _Editor 1mbertle Kranich :News Editor Kelty McKissick., " •.,., Asst. News Editor Jenny Carr Feature Editor June l. Pendleton Asst. Feature Editor . Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyson WiIda ...•...• .Asst. Enlertainment Editor _ Luehr Sports Editor Mic:haeIJ_Root Asst. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter , Copy Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack_Bomhuetter , PhotoEditor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan '" ..Business Manager Don Harmeyer ....•... Asst. BuSiness Manager Brenda Buchanan ...Business Staff Assistant Dave R0!?ack ...••..•........ Advertising Manager Steven PIC8Z0 0istribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll,MichelleEirich,Christina Lojeskl,RickLUehr,DougMcEvoy,Michelle Petersen,TedPrice,AndyTschumper Jennie Tunkieicz. • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 22, March 12, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1987-03-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan institutional resource committee sexual harassment sexual harassment advisory committee stella gray Stuart Rubner https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/23368652b4523d5fb62d6fd905a7e80f.pdf fce44574bae13bd05f736a530b12a411 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Sexual harassment on campus: Victims tell their stories Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1987 University 01 Wisconsln.Parkslde photo by Dave McEvoy CommArts junk yard? One studentused the parking lot as an auto yard last week, ICrapplnga large part 01 his car In a garbage can. anger recetve« honor 'enger, Parkslde's weekly newspaper, hQll been : a FIrst Class rating p e AallOClatedOollegf- Pre ress • National Seholas- sa Association for Its ~ IIrst semesteI' new~. !CPi NSPA Is the oldest and COllegiate'press or. Ille lion and rating service COuntry. A First Class , Which slgntfles very ~ excellent status, Perc e Ranger In the top ent 01 college news. ..~ nationWIde. e Is the third time ea:'~~ rated, by A<;:P, hl_ ~ .. e we score a lit. '''St er ,'' Sald edltor-In~ ~ Schnel\berger. conU: Y . 1n and day-out I versy and com.. , It s retreahtng to have _.:::..- ......... _,.;;...-- your staff and your paper recognized by worktng jour- nailsts for their quality." The Ranger was rated on all aspects 'of production, in- cluding design, pho,?graphy, advertising and wrttlng. In addition, a special ~~k of d1stlncti9 n , Indicating lively, appealtng, Imaginative, crea- tive work which shoWS spe- cial ~l'$onaUty," was.award- ed in the area of writing and editing. HThat's an added bonU$.a speci81 nonor,' Schneeberger said of the mark of distipc· tion. "For them to cite ou~ work as especiallY' strong an t professional shoWS us al~t we'l'S produclrtg ,jOU~ s with just as much slnll as 'big' scboOls with journalism programs • 11kE!Milwaukee or Madison. " Se)filalharassm~ camp-us Victims tell their stories by Kimberlle KranIch News Editor Final In 0 three-part sertes Etlitor.1s note: The following are the stories of two white women (their names have been changed) who have been victims oJ sexual harassment while sttutents at Porkslde. "I felt dirty. I had felt that I had done something wrong," said Harriet, then a woman in her early thirties, married with three children and a first semester student. That was Harriet's reaction when she read the note that was handed her three weeks into the semester by her male music professor. It was In a sealed envelope, written on personal stationery and read: "Would you consider hav- Ing dinner with, spending an evening listening to some jazz with and maybe even fooling around with, a slightly paunchy, slightly agtng, re- luctantly Inactive dj and vtstt- ing professor? I WIll need at the least a smile and a wink. I WIll need a name and a phone number." "When I got the note," said Harriet, "I didn't know what to do. I went to my chemistry class and I showed my friend the note because 1 was really shocked. She said, "Isn't that nice? I'd be flattered." 1 didn't know what to say so I said 'ok' but inside I'm think- Ing, 'Why do I feel Iso crummy?' " Harriet felt that she couldn't tell her husband, Bob, about the incident be- cause "I was scared to. He'd say, 'Drop out of school.' 1 had to face the situation and handle It. I'd been away from school for so long that I needed a lot of encourage- ment and support just to get into the door!' It was after HarrIet had talked to a friend who had also been approached by a professor that she mustered the courage to tell Bob about the incident. "Bob's tlrst reaction was," recalled Harriet, " 'You have such an outgoing personality that a lot of people think you're more friendly than you are.' "I told Bob that he didn't understand. I've never had a conversation with the man," continued HarrIet. She had decided to talk to a counselor about her problem and was told about the Sexual Harass- ment Advisory Commjttee on campus. In the meanUnle, she went to class. "I tried really hard to be above It," said HarrIet. "I got tough sounding in my heart. I went to class with the slrong firm attitude that I'm not going to take It anymore. "But when I would ask a question, the response I got from him was chuckle, chuck- le, chuckle, 'Can anyone an- swer this woman's question?' It was demeantng. Nothing I could say could possibly be worth his time and that made me feel real fooUsh." Eventually HarrIet decided to drop the class. She talked to a member of the Sexual Harassment Advisory oom- mittee and was told that she could pursue her claim and press formal charges. "I didn't feel that I could," explained Harriet. "I felt that It was going to be a real hu- mUlating situation to pursue. I wanted it over WIth. At that point I had dealt with It for Sex see page 5 ~~ Students lobby for lower tuition The second annual South- eastern Wisconsin Educators' Hall . of Fame Recognition dinner will featul'S the instal- lation of five more Kenosha and Racine County educators Saturday night (Mar. 28) at Parkslde. Joining the Hall of Fame WIll be Mary Lou Bauer, Kenosha; Eleanor Chapman, Bristol; Gerald H1nderholtz and Helen Bishop Witte of Racine; and the late Keith Mack, who taught In Racine. The five were selected from nominations by a committee representing education at a.ll levels and in all geographiC areas of the two counties. Inslalled at last year's Inaugural Hall of Fame event were the late Mary D. Brad- ford, Gerrald N. Kongstvedt, Harvey H. Radke, Bernadette Tackl and Emily Timmons. All nominees must have worked in education for at. least 15 years, been outstand- ing teachers, made statewide or national contributions to education, and shown Initia- tive In establishing significant programs In the schools. The program, which WIll follow a 6 p.m. reception and clal support fonn the Racine dinner, also WIll recognize Journal Times and Kenosha 1987 Parkslde and carthage News. College education graduates. and will feature remarks by Mary Lou Bauer Is the pic, Herbert Grover, State Super- neer of special education pro- intendent of Publlc Instruc- grams In Kenosha, beginning tlon, and Robert A. Fusle and in 19116at the elementary Howard J. Brown, publlshers level. She inlroduced the first of the Racine Journal Times special education at the high and Kenosha News, respec- school level in 1960. She has tively. Gary Vallalncourt, been acUve In programs In- general manager of _WGTD volvlng students against radio, WIllpreside. drtnktng, helping pregnant The Educator's Hall of high school girls, educating Fame program is sponsored migrant workers, and has by more than 20 educational been active in many commu- institutions and organizations _ in the two counties, WIth spe- Lobby see page 5 --- Serrano, Brudvig reflect on term Page 3 Focus on Kenosha's future Page 6 Cocaine hotline director from Parkside ...........................................•............ Page 7 Gender passing: It's possible Pages 8·9 Joan Jett still true to her passions .•..Page 12 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 24, March 26, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1987-03-26 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System elections sexual harassment sexual harassment advisory committee https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c4752b31ff04209d4c84b6fb5ade2045.pdf 2860d8dd0a731a886a687a62f1e3af05 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Election controversy concludes: Protest heard, defeated Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document April2, 1987 • University of Wlsconsln-Parkslde Electioncontroversy concludes Protest heard, defeated by Amy H. ltltter ThePSGA election contro- versy was finally resolved Monday,when atter extensive discussionof the contestation by Leonard W. Hubbard, the PSGASenate voted 4-2-2 to approvethe election results. "If I've accomplished any .. lhlng,"said Hubbard in an in- terviewTuesday, "it was to bring attention to the fact that.something needs to be done"about the election pro- cedures. Hubbard contested the elec- Uonbased on the violation of the election rule spectfying th'at nomember of an organi .. zatianwhich has endorsed a candidatemay be within 50 feet of the polls. Gary L. Schneeberger, editor of the Ranger, served on the $lec- ttonCommittee and initialed 26 ballots during the election. unaware of this rule. The Rangerendorsed two ClIJ1di- dates. . The rules also· specified March 23 as the deadtine for contestation of the election. WhenHubbard submitted his contestation,at 4:30 p.m. on thatday, he was told that the deadline was 1 p.m. "So 1 happenedto fall on another discrepancyIn the election. It IIlakesyou wond~!:!,ow- many Lenny Hubbard there were." Hubbard satd he virtually stumbled across the violation he discovered. Walking down the hall, he was concerned to see Schneeberger manning the polls. "If 1 hadn't walked down the hall at that time. this probably never would have happened," Hubbard said. At that point, Hubbard in- formed the Election Commit- tee of the discrepancy, and the ballots Schneeberger ini- tialed were removed from the _totals. This had no Impact on the election results. "I didn't think that was good enough," Hubbard said of the disqualification of these ballots. "I wasn't concerned with who won or who didn't wln.' he added. "(The winners) de- serve a fair election. The stu- dents deserve a fair election. It should have been done over again. "People have been telling me, 'The elections are always that way. There's always dis- crepancies.' Well, I think it's about time it stops. The one thing they can do is at least insure an honest election for the students, and If they can't do that, then there's some- thing drastically wrong. It's ridiculous to let It slide year after year." Hubbard believes that al- though Schneeberger should have familiarized himself with the election rules, ror- mer PSGA President Adrian Serrano is ultimately at fault. "Adrian was co-chairman of the Election Committee," Hubbard explained, "and he apparently asked Gary to sit at the polls. It's more Adrian's fault than Gary's. Gary as a member of the Electlon Committee should Vol. U5. No. 25 PSGA lobbies in Washington, D.C. by Amy H. Ritter Whlle many students spent Spring Break lounging in the Florida sun, sleeping. or working a few extra hours, six Parkslde students flew to Washington D.C. to lobby con- gresspersons on educational issues, PSGA president Adrian Ser- rano, vtce-presfdent Sue Brudvlg, Jan Kratochvil, Fred Monard!, Kay Rouse and Sandra Vlltareal partici- pated In the United States Student Association (USSA) Annual Legislative Confer- ence March 13-16. culmtnat- Ing with USSA Lobby Day on March 16. ThIrty students from Wis· consln attended the conrer- ence and joined hundreds of students from across the country In lobbying legisla- tors. Serrano believes the stu- dent voices fell on more re- ceptive ears this year than they did last year. "The at- mosphere Is much better for education now:' he said, at- trlbuting thts attitude to the Democratic Senate and the influence of Democratic Speaker of the House, Jim Wright. The trip was timed perfec- ty. Although It was schedule last October, It landed on the day Immediately precedln the flrst meeting of the education budget committee. "USSA got so lucky, II Serrano saId. The Parkside group met with Senators Willtam Prox- mire and Robert Kasten, and a legislative alde to Repre. sentstlve Les Aspln, among others, to protest further culJl In education In the federal budget. Brudvlg felt that most of the leglsla tors were sympathetic to student needs, with the exception of Kasten, whom they hope to have turned around. "I think we made a good Impression on Kasten." she said, "who 18 not pre-education, and we want him to be pro-educatlon. We let him know that we are watching him, and he WlUl scared. So we might be eee- Ing him changing his stand (on education 18aues)," During the meeting with Kasten, the 16 studenlJl present and two UW·MIJwau- kee reporters were amused to the point of laughter that net- ther Kasten nor ~ leglsla- PSGA _ ".". T Election _".". 11 From one job to another • Serrano leaves PSGA, captures UC presidency by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor _ Adrian Serrano didn't like the thought of being unem- Played,so he landed a new job on Saturday before his old oneended on Monday. ~Ul It wasn't as easy as hed anticIpated. Serrano, 23, former preai- ~nl of PSGA (Parkslde Stu- tl nt Government Assocta- on) Whose term ended ~~Ch 30,. was elected presl- Stu of Umted Council of UW- Ma dent Governments on rch 28 In Platteville. s~ntted Council (UC). a b ~eWldestudent rights lob- J...dTorganization located In co son, represents 19 of 26 ~puses In the UW.System, errano had expected to ~~nopposed, since the only th dale Who had filed by ui apPlication deadline date koaVId Hirsch of UW-Osh- w~h) had dropped out, But a.:i n the Parkslde delegation canJled d in PlatteVille, another ate, Jim Smith. (UW- Adrian Serrano River Falls) announ~~:;~ candidancy and was to compete after re~elvr~6',~ okay from two-thir s 0 General Assembly, d S~lth'S Serrano welcomed ·ts he challenge, ,but ~ ml wasn't ready for It. time for "When It came opening remarks, I was nerv- ous, and It showed," he says. "Had 1 known two weeks ago that Jim was running, It would have been a different story; 1 would have been pre- pared. But 1 hadn't had any time to talk to anyone and find out what he stood for and how his ptslform differed from mine," That nervousness, says Ser- rano, coupled with .the fact that Smlth was "a much bet- ter public speaker than 1 am," forced the election to go to a sixth ballot before Serra- no had the majority of Gener- al Assembly votes needed to win. "By the time we got down to the fourth and fifth ballots, 1 had gotten down to business • the jitters were gone," he says. "Jim's a damn good speaker, but as he answered more questions It became ob- vious that he wasn't really . saying anything·" • Although his term doosn t begin unW June 1, Serrano planS to undertake at least one major project during his two months as UC president- elect. "One thing I'd like to do Is conduct an assessment of the student governments I'll be working with," he explained. "I don't think 1 can do my job effectively unless 1 know how much money, and how many representatives these organi- zations have. I want to know If they have computers, If they have one person desig- nated as organizer. If they have adequate Leglstatlve AI- fairs committees." Serrano's number one pri- ority upon replacing current President Bryce Tolefree (a Kenosha native) will be draw. Ing more attention to United Council and IIJI efforts. "We should use each UC meeting as a media event," he believes. "Since we get to- gether 80 few tlmes, and since travel 18 80 expensive, I'd like to see U8 use these as serrano ... p6{/lI 4 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 25, April 2, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1987-04-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System election committee parkside student government association (PSGA) protest the ranger https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/4d6374c7245437c652c337265f7792ef.pdf b92356e12a1e9ba4508eb1ea35bcb32c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Salvadoran refugees talk of oppression Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Phone bills out on hold Residence Hall students upset with company, and its director by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor First of two parts The meeting between students in the residential halls and John Knuteson of Shared Tenant Telecommunications (STT) on Wednesday, April 1 was no joke. Students have had many problems with billing and service of telephones since their installment in September. STT entered into a fouryear contract with the residence halls in August, 1986. Students were charged $18.25 per month for use of the phones in addition to long-distance charges, which were handled through Communications, Inc. Students were to receive 30 free local calls per month and 5 percent off longdistance direct dialing rates (such as AT&T and Bell). Also, certain features were to be included in the phone systems, such as call-waiting, three-party dialing, automatic redialing and direct room-to-room calling. Students were not to be charged for making any operator-assisted calls. However, things did not work out as planned. Students received their initial $18.25 bill with an added charge for Installment in October. None received long-distance bills until March 31. After looking through the statements, some of which were 30 pages long, students found many errors. They had not been given 30 free local calls. They had been charged $.80 for any operator-assisted calls and in some cases were doublebilled for phone calls. Also, some were charged for placing calls that were not received (i.e., busy signals and no answers). Phone bills ranged from $40-$1200. Students who had continued to pay $18.25 per month and limited long-distance calls had small bills. Although billing had been delayed so long due to computer malfunctions, students are still expected to have their bills paid by April 30. Students who pay their entire bill by April 10 will receive 5 percent off the total bill. Otherwise, students must pay onehalf the bill by April 15 and the balance by April 30. * I n addition to billing problems, students had trouble with getting their telephones serviced. They were told to contact either Diane Schellinger, director of residential life, or Ed Chamberlain, manager of STT, if they had problems. Both the students and Schellinger found that Chamberlain was impossible photo by Steve Picazo Students packed the Core Building of the Residence Halls on April 1 to protest phone problems with the director of the company servicing the halls. to contact. They left messages on his answering machine, but very few calls were returned. Schellinger sent letters to Chamberlain that were never answered. Students had to live with the problems with their phones. One student never received her phone number and could not receive incoming calls. Another was accidentally given a "do not disturb" feature on her phone and also could not receive incoming calls. New students who wanted a phone installed were never helped. Some realized that they did indeed have a phone service (but no phone) when their bills arrived. Other billing problems the students faced were receiving the wrong phone bill or being charged for people who had moved out of the dorms. Having all these problems and getting no assistance was "frustrating" to both the students and Schellinger. Attorney John W. Knuteson is vice-president of STT. Until March 13, he had assumed everything was satisfactory between the residence halls and STT. "Ed never expressed any problems," he said. "I realized there was a problem when I saw that over the past four months we've (STT) paid approximately $20,000 in long-distance charges with virtually no income/' As a result of man- Phones see page 3 Inside New Peer Support officers page 3 BOK requirements loosened page 4 Jerril Grover, student artist page 7 PAB presents Chaplin page 9 Tennis season starts........... page 12 Tow-away zone? This unlucky student found the Outer Loop Road a bit tricky to navigate a few weeks ago. Although the car ended up in the ravine, no one was hurt. Salvadoran refugees talk of oppression by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor EDITOR'S NOTE: The following personal stories of Salvadorean refugees were told with the help of a translator, Blanca Gonzalez. Rene, Antonio and other members of the caravan visited Parkside on Friday, March 27. Their stories represnt only a few voices. Along with them, thousands of other Salvadorian refugees have only one request of the United States, "Stop the war. We want to go home." Rene's story began in 1980. He was a medical student in a local college, studying to become a general practitioner. In June of 1980, military troops went to the university where Rene was attending school. Sixty students were assassinated on the campus and another 100 disappeared. They have yet to be found. The soldiers caused close to $60 million in damage to the university. Rene and many others fled the campus, only to be hunted down later in their private homes. Rene hid from the military by moving to a number of his relatives' homes. He continued this for three years, moving from place to place to escape the soldiers. "There was a great tension living under those circumstances," he said. In 1983, he left the country, but couldn't obtain a visa to the United States and had to enter the country" illegally over the Mexican border. "My story is only one. There are millions of other Salvadorians who have their own story," Rene added. "All the problems are caused by the government." Antonio's story began in 1983. He was attending a public school when the military "forced" him to join the army. "They especially look for Salvador see page 5 April 9, 1987 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ik perspectives 2 Thursday, April 9,1987 RANGER Letter should have never been printed To the Editor: In response to accepting Peterson's and Serrano's letter that addressed Hubbard's contestation of the PSGA election: Since Hubbard's letter was received by the Elections Committee at 4:30 p.m. on Monday, March 23, how can the Ranger accept a reply from Peterson and Serrano that was obviously past the paper's Monday, 10 a.m. deadline? By mandating deadlines for the Parkside community and not applying them to a few Stranger cover was in poor taste To the Editor: While many of the items which appeared in last week's "Stranger" were mildly amusing, the cover story was .not. This story ran a picture of Chancellor Kaplan taken at her inauguration, and ran it next to a picture of Frank Sinatra alleging that they were long-lost twins. Chancellor Kaplan has risen by her own merits to one of the highest positions in the academic world. She thus serves as a role model for other women who wish to succeed in their chosen field. Yet to get a cheap laugh, and I mean very cheap, the "Stranger" story dealt only with her physical appearance. Even if Chancellor Kaplan was informed ahead of time, and decided to be a good sport, it was still wrong to run this story for two reasons. First, we live in a society where each year thousands of young women permanently impair their health, or even die, because they starve themselves in order to reach the physical standard which the media has presented them. Last week's story lends support to this idea of a standard of physical appearance. And secondly," the story showed that no matter how successful a woman may become, if she does not also exhibit a certain standard of physical appearance, she may be liable to derision. The reason people attend a university, although many people no longer remember this, is supposed to be to learn how to seek the truth and become more human. As a newspaper which serves the university, the Ranger has a responsibility to promote this search for truth and greater understanding of what it is to be human. The decision to run last week's story, even though it was supposed to be humorous, demonstrated both a lack of compassion and a lack of good taste. Christopher Wilson students implies an editorial of this paper. Sue Brudvig PSGA Vice President Editor's note: True, our printing the Peterson/Serrano letter did constitute a bending of our deadline, but such bending was only a response to the bending we'd already done, since Mr. Hubbard's letter did not arrive in our offices until Tuesday morning, March 24. The Monday, 10 a.m. stipulation is merely a guide, and we afford students extra time regularly, especially when their views are important — like those of Hubbard and Peterson/Serrano. I SUPPORT A 65-MPH SPEED LIMIT V BECAUSE STATE AND FEDERAL < ^ GOVERNMENTS WOULD COLLECT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ADDITIONAL REVENUE FROM GASOLINE TAXES k DUE TO INCREASED CONSUMPTION. w Corrections made in election letters Editor's note: Due to an unfortunate oversight, a letter appeared last week attributed to Mary-Etta McLane, when it had in fact been written by Elizabeth L. Katch. Both letters, in correct form, follow. We regret the error, and apologize to the principals for our mistake. To the Editor: I have some questions to address to the staff of the Ranger, and to Scott Peterson and Adrian Serrano. In the last issue of this newspaper, you printed a protest against the recent PSGA election by Mr. L. Hubbard. On the same page, and just below Mr. Hubbard's protest, was a reply by Peterson and Serrano. It has always been mv understanding that a reply is made after, or in response to another statement, whether that statement is written or oral. I am confused. How can this newspaper print a reply to a written protest, first made public in that same issue? Is this normal procedure, or an out and out show of favoritism, seeing as the protest, in part, was aimed at the behavior of this paper's editor? In said reply, Peterson and Serrano explain that Mr. Hubbard's protest, although brought before the Senate, has not been formally debated by that Senate. If that is true, why are they publicly printing a reply to the protest? Again, I must ask, is Is, are we then to believe that those who attend a Senate meeting can randomly choose to print public replies to any matter brought before them, even though the matter has not yet been addressed by the Senate? In conclusion, I would like to say that Mr. Hubbard's protest is about a very serious infraction of the election rules. As such, it should be treated and considered in an equally serious manner. Peterson and Serrano should take their own advice and look at the official election rules. The deadline for protesting the election is listed as March 23rd. There is no time mentioned. ... 0 - this normal procedure? If it Elizabeth L. Katch •••••••••••• •••••• ••••••• ^ ft To the Editor: ... - This will be very brief and to the point. I am really very tired of seeing the answers to editorials printed in the same issue as the editorial. This practice is more like editorializing on the editorials than it is responding to them. Between this misuse of the editor's position and the current practice of following up with. "Nobody asked me...But" the paper is spending as much time airing their personal vendettas as it is reporting campus events. I'm sorry to see our current editor is so insecure he feels he has to use his position to defend his actions against any and all criticism. I'm afraid he may be a victim of the Peter Principle. Mary-Etta McLane RANGER EDITORIAL STAFF Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr News Editor Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor Kimberlie Kranich Feature Editor Jim Netbaur Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda Asst. Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editor Leo Bose Asst. Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Don Harmeyer Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan ...Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Advertising Manager Steven Picazo Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll, Mary DeFazio, Michelle Eirich, Christina Lojeski, Randy LeCount, Rick Luehr. Doug McEvoy, Julie Pendleton, Michelle Petersen, Ted Price, Adrian Serrano, Andy Tschumper, Jennie Tunkieicz, Tyson Wilda. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. Letters to the editor will be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request Ranger reserves the right t o edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or defamatory. Deadline fo r all letters, and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Kenosha Wl 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertising). V ember of the associaieo coueciaie pRess, w RANGER Thursday, April 9,1987 3 Peer Support New leaders bring new name, focus by Terr! DeRosier As of May 1st, Peer Support will undergo some major changes. One of them will be a change in leadership. Debi Fritschow will be heading up the organization as it's president, with Gary Heggeland as vice-president and Terri DeRosier as secretry-treasurer. One of the first changes Fritschow will institute is to change the name from Peer Support to Parkside Adult Student Alliance. When asked. Fritschow stated the reason for this change was, "most adult students here at Parkside don't really understand who we are, and what the organization is for. I'm hoping this change will give all the (older) adult students some sense of what PASA is all about. "The work 'alliance' really sums up which I want to head with PASA." Fritschow continued . I want to turn PASA into a more intense lobbying force here at Parkside. PASA has not owned up to it's major-status title in the past few years, which has reflected badly on the organization, and in turn, has led to some serious questions in PSGA and SUFAC as to whether or not this status should be revolked. We, as non-traditional students need PASA and I'm hoping that with the . help of my officers, and the support all the non-traditional students on campus that we can take PASA and make it's voice heard in all aspects of campus life." Some of Fritschow's other goals are: to actively solicit new members; to become more visable on campus and let non-traditional students know what's going on; to plan more activities for non-traditional students; to increase the amount of the scholarships given out in the fall, spring and summer; and to work on developing a lounge for non-traditional students. Debi Fritschow With the non-traditional student propualtion here at Parkside at 50% and rising, Fritschow's hope is that all the non-traditional students will be able to see that PASA IS for them, and that they will hopefully open up to the new leadership and the new idea's. Telephone problems Phones from page 1 agement problems, Chamberlain was fired. Knuteson has since taken the position of manager. Knuteson sent a letter to students on March 30 explaining the background of STT and acknowledging its problems. He set up the meeting on April 1 to try to work out all of the students' problems. He and a service manager, Dave Golner of Hi-Tech Communications, Inc., spent an hour at the meeting discussing general problems and an additional five hours working out personal billing and service problems. Knuteson explained why the students had not received long-distance bills all year. Communications, Inc. said the billing process was being delayed by an order from Chamberlain to manually input all long-distance calls. Originally, the system was to have been run by a computer. The APX system was to have sent all long-distance call information to Communications. Inc., which would then make the necessary changes in the bills (i.e. 5 percent off calls, 30 free calls, no charge for operator-assited calls). Knuteson told Communications, Inc. to send the bills without making any manual changes so that students could receive their bills. Upon receiving the bills, Knuteson noticed that there were no charges for long-distance calls from Nov. 1-17, 1986. These calls were supposedly erased from the computer system. "If I have my way, and I think I will, you will never be billed for those longdistance calls," he commented. Knuteson also acknowledged other billing problems. He revised the bills before the students received them. He deleted the charges for the 30 calls per month. He also tried to reconstruct a record of students who had left, in order to help the students who had charges on their bills for people who no longer lived in the residence halls. He has kept in contact with Communications, Inc., and has "insisted that we get a very prompt March billing." Knuteson solved these problems prior to attending the April 1 meeting. At and after the meeting, he was made aware of many more problems. He said that he would work everything out. Knuteson has made efforts to insure better service in the future. He told students that when they have a problem, they should leave a message at the housing office. "Every day at 3 p.m., someone from my office will get the list of names of those with problems. We will help you," he explained. "Starting March 13, you deserve the best •" Yet another problem in analyzing long-distance bills arose when Knuteson discovered that Chamberlain had changed long-distance carriers three times. Knuteson said he would continue to assist students in their problems with the phones. He stayed after the meeting and worked through each bill personally to try to resolve any problems. He further said that if some students had real financial problems with paying their bills, he would try to work out a more suitable arrangement. Students had varying comments on the whole situation. Alisa Macklin, freshman, stated, "I have a $300 bill. If the bills would have come every month, I would have had the money to pay for them. I really don't have all that money to pay in a week. I called to have them cut off our phone the day we got the bill. It's still on. I'm not paying for bills after that." "I think this is a case of bad management. A lot of things could have been done to prevent this that weren't done. I just hope it gets taken care of and that I don't have to pay as much as they have on the bill," commented Kristan Constant, freshman. "I really don't think we should have to pay this all at once. They too so long to bill us. We're getting charged for phone calls when we never got through. Also, we're get- • ting billed for two phone calls made at the same time. They're small charges, but it all adds up. It had better get getter in the future, otherwise I don't want this service," stated Bogdan Szafarniec, freshman. Bryant Hobbs, freshman, added, "We've tried to get a phone since school started. We kept on calling Chamberlain, but all we got was his answering service. We thought we didn't have a phone, but then we found out a couple of weeks ago that we had a phone. We got billed, but never used a phone." News Briefs Enrollment reduction goals set UW System President Kenneth A. Shaw recently released a set of enrollment-reduction goals for the UW campuses, reported the Milwaukee Sentinel. Under Shaw's goals, overall system enrollments would drop from the current 138,712 to 137,124 next fall, ending with 131,711 by 1990. Shaw released the targets in response to a request by the Board of Regents to drop student enrollment by 7,000 by 1991. According to Shaw, the breakdown by campus of the reduction is based on facilities and budgets of the individual campuses. Larger schools such as Madison and Milwaukee are aiming to reduce student enrollment while smaller schools such as Parkside and Superior are aiming to increase enrollment. Parkside presently has an enrollment of 3,484 students and is hoping to increase to 3,568 by next fall and 3,852 by 1990. All figures are based on full-time equivalent students, two part-time students equal one full-time student. Top of class at risk to drop A study done on the nation's fourth largest school district, Houston, revealed that 25 percent of dropouts are in the top 25 percent of their class and some are less than 14 years old, reported the New York Times. Margaret LeCompte conducted the study in Houston where she was formerly director of research and evaluation. Traditionally, the students most at risk of leaving school have been those from low-income or single-parent families and minority groups. However, that has changed dramatically over the past few years. "The new dropouts include the very young, the middle class, the gifted and bored, the young parent, the idealogically committed and a host of others," she said. She proposed a number of changes that could reduce the dropout rate, including providing day care facilities for students with children, not isolating potential dropouts and reducing the size of all schools to 250 students or less. Scholarships to entering frosh Several campuses have initiated new scholarships to entering freshmen in an attempt to ease the student concern for the rising cost of college, reported the National On- Campus Report. The school's student government associations have offered the scholarships to encourage leadership and involvement on campus, in addition to helping with rising tuition costs. Universities that have already installed scholarship programs include Arizona, California and, in Canada, Toronto. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. 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In addition, Philosophy 105 (Intro to Scientific Thought) has also been included as part of Option 2 (a). The other significant change occurs in Option 2 (bii), where Biology 103 (Human Biology) has been included as satisfying the Breadth requirement in that area. These changes, Saffioti says, "Have the overall effect of making it possible for more non-science majors to satisfy the BOK science requirement in any given semester. "Also," she adds, "these changes support the principle of the policy stating that no requirement is within the jurisdiction of a single discipline or division." If students have questions about the BOK changes, Saffioti encourages them to seek answers at the WLLC Advising Center. Homework help offered Tutors from the Writing Center will be available in the Core Building of the residence halls on two consecutive Thursdays, according to Geoff Gajewski, writing specialist. On April 9 and April 16, writing assistants Jenny Carr, Randy LeCount and Gary Schneeberger will be on hand to answer questions, help students make corrections on papers or prepare for the upcoming writing competence exams. If these sessions- go over well, Gajewski says, others will be planned. We'll do more than meet you halfway. We'll meet you there. The Writing Center hits the res halls the next two Thursdays. We Call It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME o Bank of Elmwood • Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky {%&/ (fasfie/ Sen/tee 554-5321 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Buddy Couvion Coordinator by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor "I just hope that there are students who feel I've touched their lives, and who know they've touched mine." So says Buddy Couvion, former coordinator of student activities, who left his post Tuesday, March 31, the result of his contract not being renewed by last year's interim assistant chancellor for student affairs, Michael Bassis. Couvion, who joined the university in 1981, recently reflected on his nearly six years working with, and for, the students of Parkside. "I was hired during a time of change in the philosophy of the activities department," he recalled. "When I started, the previous staff people really had been focused on one area-PAB (Parkside Activities Board). I was brought in to do more outreach; and I think I was successful in broadening programming to include all student organizations." Among his successes, Couvion numbers the establishment of Homecoming, the creation of the All-Campus Events Committee and the passing of student life eligibility criteria for officers of groups and organization. Of those criteria (minimum of 2.0 GPA and at least six credits hours), he noted, "In leadership positions, you're being a role model. But what kind of role model can you be if you can't academically cut it? looks back and ahead Buddy Couvion "I also think," he added, "that (the criteria) legitimize that the activities office isn't just fun and games. We care about how students do in the classroom, too." Still, Couvion admits that his tenure wasn't one without its share of failures. The most stinging, he says, has been the inability of the Student Organizations Council (SOC) to secure major organization status and the automony that comes with it. "I really would have liked to have seen SOC get major status," Couvion explained. "Not just because I was their advisor, but in recognition of the factor that the organization has been in the lives of students over the years. "A lot of people have been saying that SOC is already major status in responsibility, just not in name," he continued. "But I won't be happy until they get complete autonomy, when they're no longer officially a committee of PSGA." As for the circumstances surrounding his leaving, Couvion is guardedly bitter. "In some respects, the way it was done bothers me, yeah," he said. "The honest way I feel is that it wasn't right for Jenny (Price, former director of student life) to be able to influence Michael's decision, since she wasn't exactly the most popular person on campus. "But it was no secret that I was not going to be a lifer here, so (the non-renewal) expedited my leaving. But, obviously, I would have preferred to do it of my own accord." Far from just rolling with the punches, Couvion will use the next two months to travel. "I'm going to catch up on all the vacations I haven't been able to take." he says, laughing. "I'm heading to LA, San Diego, San Francisco and Europe." Afterwards, he'll be looking for dean of student life positions in "any state but Wyoming or Idaho, because they're too cold and boring." And if he doesn't find work right away, he won't fret. "I'm just casually looking now," he explained. "I'm not saying, 'Oh, God, I have to get ths job.' Because I can ultimately go back to Madison to get my doctorate over with." Pettit's weekly PSGA update I need to start off this weeks article with some bad news. There was a tape message that many found offensive on my answering machine. To explain, Derrik Thurman and I were trying to get the machine to record. He did a Foghorn Leghorn impersonation (admittedly bad) on the recorder. It was pointed out to me that Foghorn is a take off on Amos and Andy. I was not aware of this. This message was not meant in any way to be a racial slur, and I assure you it will not happen again. Now for some good news. WPS (Wisconsin Physicians Service) has donated an IBM system 3033. To explain, a 3033 is a mainframe computer. It will help the university with student records and departmental research. It will help the students by making available to them a system which is used in industry and will run the current programs we have faster. For further explanation, please contact me, Corby, or any of the • • • • • ••••••••••••••••••••••• • • His POOL CENTER • • • • * * • SALES * • INSTALLATION * • SERVICE £ PHONE: KENOSHA 654-3341 • • • * IN-GROUND - ABOVE GROUND J * • * * • 5102 Green Bay Rd., Kenosha THE SWIMMING POOL PROFESSIONALS CHEMICALS ACCESSORIES EQUIPMENT Senators of PSGA. This is a project which we in PSGA did entirely on our own. There still needs to be a feasability study to determine if we want to accept the gift. Arthur Dudycha, chair of the business science division, has agreed to be the project leader, as I can't represent the school on this level. He has promised to keep me informed on devlopments. I am next going to try to get local businesses to help us to pay for installation and perhaps donate an operating system. The other projects are also coming along, and I will be writing about them when the time is better, as I don't want to raise anyone's hopes until the project is far enough along. RACINE 632-5223 SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Refrigerators, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More! Get the Surplus Price SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22nd AVE. OPEN 7 days a week RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 5 Refugees relate experiences Salvador from page 1 the poorer people, the lower class people," Antonia explained. He was captured because he did not want any part in the military actions. He was submitted to torture, a common practice in the army. "I was not in agreement with the army in their practice of assassination." Antonio continued. He underwent torture, both physical and emotional, for 18 days and was put into a jail for political prisoners where he remained for 15 months. "There is no judicial system in El Salvador," Antonio explained. He signed papers (probably to join the army), while blindfolded. "You start to say anything they want, just so the torture will end," he continued. There is a law in El Salvador, passed by the army, that legalizes torture. When Antonio was finally released from jail, he left the country. He could not obtain a visa and also crossed the border illegally. "I was imprisoned because I did not want to assassinate other people," he said. He has not talked to his family since he left. "All the people that left the country have a good reason for leaving," Antonio explained. Rene is now 26 and Antonia is 19, "The baby of the caravan," Rene laughs. "It is very important to mention that in our country, our rights are violated," Rene added. "When Antonio was captured by the government, he was only 16. That demonstrates what kind of government they have in the country. Duarte came into power during Antonio's imprisonment." Rene stressed that he and Antonio's experiences are only examples of what happens in El Salvador, but "the country in general is suffering under the government's repression. The economic situation is very critical," he said. El Salvador has an unemployment rate of 45 percent. Another 40 percent are "underemployed," such as street vendors or shoeshiners. Rene explained that daily salaries average $1.80 while a pound of meat costs $2.30, one egg costs $.40 and one pound of beans costs $.60. There is only one maternity hospital and five general medical hospitals in the country to serve its five million people. Fifty percent of the country's income is used to support Duarte's regime and 25 percent is indirectly associated with Duarte, leaving only 25 percent with which to solve all the country's social problems, Rene said. The military is destroying photo by Dave McEvoy Antonio (I) and Rene were two of the many Salvadoran refugees who spoke here recently. the rural areas of the country with bombs. After the bombings, troops come in to destroy what is left and to force people to leave the areas. These people must take refuge in camps located within the cities. So far, about 70,000 people have taken refuge in these camps. "We want to return to our country. But in order to do that, we are asking the government to guarantee our safety. The only thing the government does is pretend not to hear it," Rene said. "Without a doubt, all the helicopters and bombs are ar- Science dept. holds an auction The Science Division has a history of fundraising events for scholarships which includes the Science Division Faculty-Student basketball games of 1983 a nd 1984 and a baby picture contest in 1986. The division has a two-fold interest in these activities. We want to raise the scholarship funds but we also try to stimulate the cooperation of faculty, staff and students toward the common goal. It is very rewarding to see the school spirit and the interaction of all the participants. This year's auction was our latest and most profitable of these activities. The auction was designed so that the contributors could offer their service or item with a reccommended value. Then during the weeks of Feb. 25 to March 6, bidders were allowed to peruse the listings displayed in the Science Division Office and offer bids or out bid current bids. Twenty-eight contributors, (including Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, Vice Chancellor Betty Shutler, Asst. Chancellor Gary Goeiz and Asst. Chancellor G. Gary Grace) participated in the auction. More than 150 bids were tallied and the high bidders came away with such treasurers as: a pound of fudge, a gourmet dinner for six, a pair of opera tickets, wooden craft items, horseback riding, tennis lessons and the shawl Chancellor Kaplan purchased on her recent trip to Russia. The total of successful bids exceeded $800 an d we intend to try again next year with the hope of bringing the student clubs into the operation so as to staff a table on the concourse and attract more bidders. GRADUATE NURSES Your education will not end with graduation. As a graduate nurse at Rochester Methodist Hospital, you will r eceive a comprehensive twelve-week-long, fully-paid orientation where you will further develop your professional skills. Beyond orientation, you will have the challenges and the growth opportunities that a world-class medical center can provide. Graduates apply now for positions available in 1987. Starting salary $23,681. Attractive benefit package. Rochester Methodist Hospital is an 800-bed acute care Mayo Foundation Hospital. Choose challenge. Choose growth. Choose Rochester Methodist Hospital. Rochester Methodist Hospital Personnel Services Nursing Recruitment Section 201 West Center Street Rochester, MN 55902 Call Collect: (507) 286-7091 ROCHESTER METHODIST HOSPITAL riving from the United States," Rene commented. "We're here to ask the people of the United States to stop the war. The people who relay information to the public are not communicating what is really going on and what the government is doing with its money. If we don't find a way to inform Americans, nobody else will do it." "Of course, what we tell the people will not help the government, '' Rene explained. Rene and Antonio are part of the most recent group of caravans in the United States. The caravans travel to different cities to stop the war. The caravans were started in 1983 when the first group walked from New York to Washington, D.C., stopping in various cities along the way. Presently, there are five caravans operating in the U.S. Rene, Antonio and ten others are part of a caravan that began March 8 in Madison. The caravans have run into trouble along their routes. Rene told stories of robberies and arrests associated with the group. Flyers telling where and when the caravans would speak were stolen out of offices in Washington, D.C. and New York. On March 19, their caravan was going from New York to Buffalo when ten members of the caravan were arrested by immigration officers. They were held from 9:30 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. They were arrested on the grounds of suspicion and released due to lack of evidence. They signed legal papers and may face deportation. Rene strongly believes that these incidents have ties with the government. "They do not agree with what we are doing because it is contrary to the principles of what they're doing in El Salvador," he explained. Most of the members of the caravan are staying in Chicago with the help of a n organization called "Salvadorians for Peace and Justice." Antonio is worried about his family in Ell Salvador, "but the best thing would be for the war to end. Then there would not be a necessity for anyone to leave the country." "The truth is," added Rene, "we don't want to stay in this country all of our lives. We want to go home. In order to return home, we need a guarantee that our lives will not be at risk. The only guarantee is to establish peace and justice in El Salvador." A MAYO FOUNDATION HOSPITAL An Equal Opportunity Employer M/F Work One Weekend A Month And Earn $18,000 For College. With the New GI Bill and the Army National Guard. If you have the mind for college, but not the money, the Army National Guard has a golden opportunity for you. Lend us your brainpower one weekend a month and two weeks a year, and we'll give you $18,000 or more for college. Under the New GI Bill, you'll qualify for up to $5,000 for tuition and books. Then, yoo'll get another $11,000—or more— in monthly Army Guard paychecks. Plus, a cash bonus of up to $2,000 as soon as you finish Advanced Individual Training. And if you have college loans, the Guard will help you pay those off, too, with up to $1,500 extra per year. No other service offers you so many educational benefits, and asks so little of your time. So, if you can spare one weekend a month for your H;V'V/i» country, call your local recruiter. Imi i i lLAnd help yourself to a higher education. SFC Willie Morgan (414)656-6496 umm Army National Guard A mericans A t Their Best. 6 Thursday, April 9, 1987 RANGER Pi Sigma Epsilon The Pi Sigma Epsilon Co- Ed Marketing Fraternity will hold meetings every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. Computer Workshop * The. Computing Support Center will be conducting a workshop on Tuesday, April 21 from 2-4 p.m. in WLLC D117. T. Fossum will be conducting the class, which is an introduction to the concept of computer networks. The process for accessing BITNET from VAX 750 will also be discussed. * The Computing Support Center will be conducting a workshop on Thursday, April 16 from 3:30-4:30 in WLLC D117. J. Sounderpandian will be conducting the workshop, which will be an introduction to the Microsoft Word for the Macintosh. * The Library/Learning Center will be presenting a seminar on Wednesday, April 15 from 2-5 p.m. in D117. The seminar is on how to to your ATTENTION UWP EMPLOYEES Save while yon borrow with a ECU Loan: • Car Loans • Mortgages • Line of Credit • Home Improvement • Any Purpose Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee Club Events own online computerized database searching using BRS/AFTERDARK. This system provides access to over 65 databases in various areas: medicine, business, education, social sciences, etc. to sign up or for more information, contact the Library/ Learning Center Reference Desk or call ext. 2360. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will be hosting a speaker on Monday, April 13 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Paul Fisher from the Wisconsin CPA review will be the speaker. Geology Club * The Geology Club will be hosting a guest speaker on Wednesday, April 15 at 8 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Dr. John Sepkoski of the Department of Geological Sciences in Chicago will present the talk "Dinosaurs, Comets and Clocks: Periodicity in the Extinction of Life." The presentation will be preceded by a reception in Greenquist 113 at 7:15. Both are free and open to the public. * The Geology Club will also host a guest speaker on Friday, April 10 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Peter Clark of the Department of Geological Sciences at Illinois- Chicago will preent the talk "Late Quaternary Land- Sea Correlations, Northern Labrador." The talk will be free and open to the public. SWEA * You are invited to see the Kenosha Education Association Faculty Representative Assembly in action on Thursday, April 9 at 4 p.m. at 5610 55th Street, Kenosha. Sponsored by the Student Wisconsin Education Association. * Bring a lunch and listen to guest speaker Jose Martinez speak about TESA (Teacher Expectations/Student Achievement) On Monday, April 13 from 12:30-2 p.m. in Union 207. Music Club FACT: The average American hears approximately a skillion minutes of music in his/her lifetime. What kind of music do you like? C'mon! You have some favorite tunes echoing around in your brain. You got ears, don'tcha? If music is important to you, why not get more involved with it? Come help us start a music club at Parkside. No need to be a music student. No need to perform at all, unless you want to. If you have a specific musical interest, you'll probably find someone else who shares it. Or if you just want to learn more about that strange stuff that floats through the air and makes your ears sit up and want more, then come check it out. What your ears have been waiting for!!! Monday, April 13, 1:00 p.m., D118. Asian Student Organization The Parkside Asian Student Organization will be having a bowling tournament this Saturday, April U at noon in the Rec Center. There will be a cost of $ 1 per person. Corporate Recruitment Workshop A workshop on corporation re-cruiting practices titled "Do You Have What They're Looking For?? Find out!" will be heldMonday, April 13 at 6 p.m. inMolinaro 105. Tom Wascoe ofAbbott Labs and Major King ofthe U.S. Army will speak. SOMETIMES TO GET INTO A NEW FRAME OF MIND, YOU JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF THE OLD FRAME. SEE HOW WEARING CONTACT LENSES CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE. 2 Pairs of Contact Lenses ONLY $129.00 complete* Dr. Andrew Paul Kluka, O.D. Optometrist 5033-6th Avenue-Harborside Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 (Vi block north of Holiday Inn) 652-1917 'Exam, Lenses & Care Solution Starter Kit in cluded. Standard Power Lenses. A Week at the Park Thursday, April 9 WORKSHOP: "Interview Communication" starts at 5:30 p.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Sponsored by Career Planning and Placement. MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do Us Part" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday, April 10 MOVIES: "Stagecoach" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and "Shane" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. LIVE ENTERTAINMENT featuring "The Connection" starting at 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, April 11 MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do Us Part" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Saturday Foreign Film Series are sold out. Sunday, April 12 MOVIE: "Till Marriage Do Us Part" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. SCHOLARSHIPS: will be awarded starting at 2 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside and Carthage students and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Monday, April 13 ROUND TABLE: "Frostbelt Urban Redevelopment: Problems and Prospects" by Mark Levine of UW-Milwaukee starts at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. The event is open to the public at no charge. VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. in Union Squre. All are welcome. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "How to Buy a Small Business" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Tuesday, April 14 VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Wednesday, April 15 WORKSHOP: "Business Feasibility" starts at 8:30 a.m. Call ext. 2047 for details. COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring Cirrus Falcon from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6-8 p.m in Union Square. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. SEMINAR: "Searching Remote Online Databases" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D117. Call ext. 2356 for details. VIDEO: "Jesus Christ Superstar" will be repeated at 3:30 p.m. in Union Square. Voice concert slated Voice students of Robert Campbell, assistant professor of music, will present a concert on Wednesday, April 15 at 1 p.m. in Communication Arts D-118. The event is sponsored by the Music Department. Dawn Crowell, Sharon Dasczcuk, Candice Kopecky, Gregory Breeden, and Karen Neweirwill sing selections by Strauss, Caccini, William Schuman, Wagner, Mozart and Brahms. They will join together in music from "Lost in the Stars" by Kurt Weill and Maxwell Anderson. Piano accompanists will be Jill Lammers, Kristy Parham and Ronnie Shaff. (Coffee Shop) Will Cater Small Parties Upon Availability Hours: Mon.-Sat. 8-5 • Sun. 12-5 Friarswood Mall 4015 - 80th Street • Kenosha, Wl 53142 Phone: 694-8508 RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 7 NO TICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All positions available Fall Semester with some special event work required this semester. Students must be of legal drinking age and have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applicants for building supervisor positions must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.50. "Twelfth Night" The Milwaukee Repertory Theater bids adieu to the Todd Wehr Theater with Shakespeare's delightful comedy, "Twelfth Night," running April 10 through May 17. Directed by resident company member, Kenneth Albers, "Twelfth Night" is filled with hilarious moments created by mistaken identities, misguided loves and practical jokes. Cast members include: Catherine Lynn Davis (Viola), Marie Mathay (Olivia), Daniel Mooney (Orsino), Peter Silbert (Feste), Tamu Gray (Maria), Rose Pickering (Sir Toby Belch), James Pickering (Malvolio), Tom Blair (Sir Andrew Aguecheek), Steven Gefroh (Sebastian) and Emil Herrera (Sea Captain Antonio). Other members of the cast are members of the internship program: Ted Tyson (Curio), J. Michael Brennan (Valentine) and Robert Bennet (Fabian). The set designer is Victor Becker, with costumes by Sam Fleming and lights by Bob Jared. Production stage manager is Rob Goodman. Tickets range irom $5.00 to $15.00. For more informaiton or reservations, call 273-7206. Artist says King is a good role model by Kimberlie Kranich Feature Editor "The only way I can really get people to understand something that I'm trying to bring from my heart is to put it on canvas." Through his paintings, Jerril Grover exposes the social injustices of this world. His artwork focuses primarily on poverty, racism and violence. "People don't want to see the negative side of life," explained Grover. "If people keep ignoring the negative side, it's going to creep up on them until it piles up. By that time, they have no choice but to look at it." Grover recently completed a painting of a pregnant black woman in poverty as a reminder that there are starving people in our own communities. "A lot of people don't appreciate how good we live around here. Our problems are minimal compared to the people who are suffering," he said. Grover only started painting last semester. He had taken some basic drawing classes and was the only black artist in class. His white teachers and peers enpnoto oy JacK Bornnuener Art student Jerril Grover stands in front of his painting of Dr. Martin Luther King. black art. "If you're in an all white classroom," Grover explained, "you're always going to see white art. "If I didn't have any inspiration, if I didn't know that there are black artists, or just a person other than a just blend in." During the month of Februa. ry, Grover's artwork was on display in the library for Black History Month. One of his paintings was different pictures of Dr. Martin Luther King. King was one of his role models. he did forme," said Grover, "was that he was a good role model. He was a perfect example of a role model who didn't have any racism in his heart. He did not just work for blacks, he worked for all people. That's what my paintings are trying to express. "What's bad," he continued, "especially for minorities, is that they don't have any type of good role models." Grover is especially concerned about children and wants to be a good role model for them. "I wanted to be somebody so bad that it burned me up inside. I got tired of walking down the street and seeing a relative or friend who graduated five years ahead and the person is doing nothing," he explained. When Grover came to Parkside five years ago, he tested into Math 016 a nd had the reading level of a fourth grader. Initially he dropped his math class twice because it was too difficult. However, he took up the challenge again, finished the course, and has now completed second level calculus. Grover is a first generation college student. Grover see page 8 BUILDING SUPERVISORS Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over-the-counter concession sales, check out and rental of recreation facilities/equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling experieince preferred but not required. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. SET-UP/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chairs, tables, etc., for dances, receptions, meetings and special events. No prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. RANGER 8 Thursday, April 9, 1987 Grover Grover from page 7 He detests violence as well as poverty and racism. While attending Bradford High School in Kenosha and captain of t he wrestling team, racial riots occurred. "A black kid (the wrestling team was half black, half white) would ask me if I'd help with the riot," Grover recalled. "Without a doubt I said 'No.' When I see that stuff going on, especially in school, I think it's terrible. I can't see anybody hitting anybody on purpose." Grover has been on Parkside's wrestling team for five years. It's one way he can vent his aggression. "That's one reason why I like to wrestle. It gets out my frustrations. If I have any violence built up in me, I'd rather do it (express it) legally and competitively instead of doing it forcefully and trying to cause damage to someone else," Grover explained. At the beginning of his junior year Grover suffered a detached retina and had to stop wrestling. He took up wrestling again in the fall but the injury recurred and he has not been able to wrestle now in his senior year. Grover has adapted to the loss quite well. Wrestling, he said, was more of an individual thing. He can reach more people with his art. "It's (artwork) not intended just for black people," he explained. "It's intended for everyone. I want to open people's eyes and close their minds to racism and violence and especially poverty. I hate to see racism impounded on little children because a child, if he's a minority, is born into a life in which racism is a common event." Grover is majoring in art, art education and engineering. He would like to teach at a racially mixed school and doesn't have a preference in terms of t he grade level. "I have no preference as long as I can help someone. Students, nowadays, if they don't have role models, I don't think they have any kind of urge to look for anything else in life. There has to be some type of stimulus to get the child to do something," concluded Grover. Psych 101 to be offered for honors by Doug McEvoy Beginning in the fall semester of t his year, a new section of the present Psychology 101 course will be offered to those students on the honors program. The course will be taught by Erika Hoff-Ginsberg of the psychology department. "It will be the same as the present introductory psychology class as far as the material studied goes;" explained Beecham Robinson, coordinator of the honors program, "but it will differ in that the research and readings will be like that of the higher psychology courses." The course is being offered to students with 3.2 GPA or better, or those students entering as freshmen who have been chosen for the honors program. There are no prerequisites to be eligible for this course. The only difference between this section and the other sections of 101 is that one must be an honors student. The class will concentrate less on the text and more on enriched materials, that is, materials that will help give the student a fuller and more detailed view of the topics being studied. Students are still required to participte as subjects of the research projects of students in higher courses, but they will also do research of their own. The small size of the class will allow for more detailed dis- Ror^s Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 fori, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas Dreamsicles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, Wl 657-4455 cussion of the material and will allow for the use of material that would be impratical in a larger class. "I think that if you can get the most interested students together in a class that allows them to discuss a topic and get really involved in it. You get a class where students are really going to get the most out of it," explained Hoff-Ginsberg who will not only teach the course but who also came up with the idea for it. She is hopeful that sections like this one are used in other courses in the future. "It is a chance for the students who want to go beyond the material or detail of the other 101 sections and really get all that they can out of it," she explained. "I think it is a good idea for any course and I know their value since I took the same type of course in college." The section is worth no more than the others as far as credits go, but the knowledge a person can gain from such a class is far greater than that of the regular sections. The only real motivation, then, for a student to take the class is to have the chance to do as much as he/she can and to get the most out of it. The psychology department is very optimistic that this is more than enough motivation to make the course a success. photo by Jack Bornhuetter This painting of a black woman and her child, entitled "Poverty," was created by art student Jerril Grover. Fine Arts Quartet set The Fine Arts Quartet, one of the most distinguished ensembles in chamber music today, will perform at 8 p.m. on Thursday, April 16 in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets, available at the Union Information Center and at the door, are $5 for students, senior citizens and faculty and staff, $7 for the general public. One of the most active chamber groups, the Fine Arts Quartet performs more than 90 concerts each season, touring the United States, Europe, Isreal, Canada and Mexico. In addition to their busy concert schedules, the quartet members are professors and artists-in-residence at UWMilwaukee, and conduct master classes and workshops at music festivals, universities, and conservatories throughout the world. "The Fine Arts Quartet is one of the premier touring and recording groups of its kind," said music professor Mark Eichner, who chairs Parkside's Lecturers and Fine Arts Committee, sponPHONE 414-634-4156 EASTSIDE EMPORIUM • CUSTOM BLENDED PIPE • PAPERBACK BOOK TRADE TOBACCOS CENTER • HAND MADE CIGARS • MAGAZINES • SMOKING ACCESSORIES • VIDEO RENTAL • SHIP WITH EZZZZ SERVICE 300 SIXTH STREET RACINE, WI 53403 sored of the concert. "It's a world-class group and we're pleased to be presenting a concert of the first echelon." The Quartet has been engaged to record a major portion of the string quartet repetoire and recently recorded the works of Shostakovich, Dvorak and Turina for the Gasparo label, and works by Mozart, Beeehoven, Debussy and Schubert for Lodia Records. The group is often featured on live radio broadcasts in New York and Chicago and performs regularly for radio and television in Europe. A documentary of the ensemble has been filmed by the Public Broadcasting System (PBS) in the U.S. Members of the ensemble are: • Violinist Ralph Evans, who was a medalist at the 1982 Tchaikovsky Competition in Moscow and has performed as a soloist throughout North America and Europe; • Violinist Efim Boico, who has been a member of the Tel Aviv Quartet, the Israel Philharmonic, and concertmaster and soloist with the Orchestra de Paris; • Violist Jerry Horner, who has been principal violist and soloist with the Pittsburgh and Dallas symphonies and has performed extensively in North American and Europe, and • Cellist Wolfgang Laufer, who has performed with the Wuhrer String Quartet and was principal cellist of the Malmo Orchestra in Sweden, the Hambura Philharmonic RANGER Films on campus Thursday, April 9,1987 9 i i —1 PAB to show rare Chaplin masterpieces Charlie Chaplin by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor This weekend, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) will be presenting three films by the single most important figure in the history of motion pictures, Charles Chaplin. MODERN TIMES (1936) Although made long after talking pictures had rendered the silent film obsolete, Chaplin decided to make one more testament to the fine art of screen pantomine with this landmark comedy. A very visionary work, it makes strong statements in favor of the American working class and against the manipulation of humanity by a capitalistic society. While these statements are made through the comedic images that Chaplin exhibits, it does not diminish the timeless power of this artist's feelings about the common man. THE GREAT DICTATOR (1940) Chaplin's first talkie, this rare item is a brilliant attack on fascism. Charlie plays a dual role: a meek Jewish barber and the Hitler-esque ruler of a mythical country. It further perpetuates Chaplin's altruism through wonderful comedy sequences and a climactic speech that says more about world peace than anything sung by Bob Dylan or Phil Ochs so many years later. Jack Oakie is especially good as a Mussollini type. MONSIEUR (1947) VERDOUX The most offbeat and easily the most topical Chaplin film, this one is a very dark comedy about a murderous Bluebeard who marries rich women, seduces and kills them to collect their money. His intentions in doing so have to do with his seeing murder as a business, a final speech in the climactic courtroom sequence has him explain murder as a small scale version of the government using tax dollars to build "huge weapons of destruction." This film, more than any other, presents the visions of world peace that Chaplin carried and which subsequently labeled him a Communist during the McCarthy era. It also shows him once again as the absolute master of the motion picture, moreso than any artist in film history. All of the films in this series are important movie milestones that should be seen by everyone. Do yourself a favor and become not only thouroughly entertained, but also culturally enlightened. Chaplin is to film what Shakespeare is to literature; not an optional . pleasure for those who pretend to know, but a necessity. New Police Academy flick disturbs viewers' peace This fourth installment in the seemingly endless series of Police Academy comedies is the weakest of the bunch, which is saying a great deal. None of the efforts are particularly good. Never before has the series catered so specifically to fans of the series, virtually all of its attempted humor stem- Bruce Willis by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Bruce Willis is hot so why not star him in his own movie? What the heck, Bruce Jenner got to make a movie. But "Can't Stop The Music," in which Jenner starred with the Village People, was actually somewhat better than "Blind Date." Remember the Village People? Oh they were quite popular at one time. I'd say around 1978 or so. And in 1995 we'll most likely be saying, "Remember Bruce Willis?" "Blind Date," which also features Kim Basinger and another TV star in John La Roquette, is a silly romantic comedy that tries hard to evoke the same feeling as those directed by Howard Hawks or Gregory LaCava. But then these directors had both style and substance, not to mention actors the caliber of Cary Grant, Irene Dunne, William Powell and Carole Lombard. What we get with "Blind Date" is a series of mild and predictable gag situations with typical Willis mugging for fans of his small screen shenanigans. Films like "Blind Date" seem to be attemps by filmmakers to copy the quick, artless process of commercial television in an effort to get Mr. and Mrs. Two-and-a-halfming from one's prior knowledge of each of the characters. The film is cheap and aggressive with plenty of movement and gag situations that are alternately funny and tasteless. All of this is packaged carefully to amuse the non-thinking moviegoers who are herded into the theater room-flat out of their living rooms and into the theaters. Four dollars and fifty cents is quite a price to pay to see Bruce Willis ham it up on a large screen than what can be found at home. This is a very "popular" sort of film, the type that will like sheep to witness this insipid drivel. The constant movement is obviously an attempt to keep these patrons cognizant of the fact that there is definitely something happening on the screen. Without any development of character within the context of this film's narrative (you are expected to have seen the certainly please the masses who thrive on network television. But those looking for even a shred of creativity are urged to instead check out PAB's series on Charles Chaplin rather than spending a fin on something as wholly worthless as "Blind Date." first three installments), Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) gets the pretty journalist who has almost no lines, Tackelberry (David Graf) makes love to his firearms, and Hightower (Bubba Smith) is involved in a few strongman gags. Michael Winslow gets to do his ninja bits and a few other strange sound effects while Bobcat Goldthwait ends up with the most attractive girl in the cast! So who needs credibility in a slapstick comedy? Nobody. But what is necessary is that the gags are set up and subsequently executed with some sort of comedic point. "Police Academy 4" merely uses isolated gags that range from amusing to painful. But this does not stop such blatant dreck to achieve box office success. People do find these slipshod rehashes of primitive Bowery Boys material to be genuinely funny. 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Schneeberger Before Prince hit the commercial mainstream with "1999," he was viewed as a talented-but-naughty singer- /songwriter who used "fuck" in his songs as often as he used drum machines. In the wake of "1999" (which was danceable but hardly lyrically original), Prince's image changed dramatically. With efforts like "Purple Rain." "Around the World in a Day" and "Parade," he started presenting himself as an intellectual changeling, technopop's answer to David Bowie; and his reclusive, cryptic lifestyle made the music (whose lyrics hadn't really changed much) seem "deeper." Now, with the release of a new double LP "Sign o' the Times" (on Warner/Paisley Park), the posturing's more evident than ever, as is the Princely One's absolute intellectual emptiness. And the result is an album for the feet which is being hawked as one for the mind. Forget the fact that he's turned to wearing tiny eyeglasses to appear smarter, the words Prince uses to accompany his admittedly infectious melodies are now, and have usually been, laughable. The same man who brought us the impenetrable "Sometimes it Snows in April" has done himself one better by cranking out a gem like "U Got the Look" ("U sho nuf' do be cookin' in my book / You face is jammin*, your body's heck-a-slammin' / If love is good let's get to rammin' "). This is not to say that all music needs deep meaning to be good, but if an artist sells himself as an intellectual, he better deliver the merchandise. And Prince doesn't. His annoying trait of using "U" and "2" for "you" and "two" is a perfect example of how he uses quasi-intellectualism to manipulate his followers. And now four albums old, the act is wearing thin. As a producer of bubble gum dancefloor ditties, Prince is a King. But he'd be wise to knock off the Woody Allen stuff and start writing some more songs with "fuck" in them. Prince Short Cuts THE STRANGLERS Dreamtime (Epic) These mellow, political activists of the progressive music scene return on a new LP with a variety of new sounds and styles. "Dreamtime" is an album that attempts to cover many musical directions and feelings : a country sound in "You'll Always Reap What You Sow," with a voice like Bono of U2 laden with tearjerking emotion; a jazzy, big band style in "Was It You?" covering a fuzztone, feedback guitar with a loud and strong horn section; simple, goodtime, girls-on-the-beach rock in "Nice Is Nice;" and several melodic ballads. Instrumentation is mixed and performed well. The keyboards of Dave Greenfield are used sparingly to enhance the music, rather than becoming the sound as the trend of today is. Jazzy horn sections are featured throughout the album to give it an upbeat, high spirited mood. The vocals of J J Burnell and Hugh Cornell moved from a deep whisper, through whining harmonies, to burning energies and smooth beauties. The Stranglers have toned down some of the heavy politics of their music in favor of the art itself. Where songs like "Big in America" would have been heavy attacks SORTING earlier, they are now sarcasms with a hidden message. These underlying themes are the purpose of The Stranglers; they seek to entertain while they inform and editorialize. They do entertain - it is for the listener to decide if they have any other accomplishments. This album shows the worth of the progressive music scene. It presents a varied, experimental music in a talented form. "Dreamtime" covers a wide range of music and does it well. ••Tyson Wilda THE FINAL COUNTDOWN by Europe (CBS) The sort of industrial power pop attributed to groups like Night Ranger and 38 Special is what new group Europe has to offer here. The title cut, a synthesized art rock "epic" that reminds me of Gary Wright's 1975 "Dream Weaver," is filled with glitzy splendor but not a lot of substance. This cut is presently getting good radio airtime and should be a minor period hit. However, the album is not a throwaway. There are some nice melodic hooks interspersed here and about, some of the tracks even being capable of rising above their synthesized trappings. In fact, it almost seems like Europe is generally a good journeyman rock act whose sound is softened by an overabundance of keyboards. Europe also poses rather ambiguously. In many ways they seem to want to follow in the footsteps of Bon Jovi and produce a certain brand of pretty boy hard rock that falls somewhere in between the Bay City Rollers and Quiet Riot. In other ways they want to perpetuate the 1 F<h" i >vtf KM) years I leileman's (HSd tyle -Beer and basclxill Itave made unite a team. Knjoy the game. HBLIMAIfS 0U> STYUE. AMERICA'S BEST-BREWED PREMIUM BUR. NOW OPENING IN KENOSHA! FRIDAY APRIL 10TH. Join us for the fun of Opening Night! Drink specials, Door prizes and Give-a-ways, All Night Long! DON'T MISS IT! NIGHTLY DANCING 3931 - 45th St. Kenosha, Wl (414) 657-3101 artlessness of art rockers Genesis or Yes. "The Final Countdown" is at least an interesting starter for Europe. If they hit Top Forty paydirt, we may hear more from them in the future. One can only hope that they purify their electronic sound and refrain from adding even more examples of vapid technology (e.g. drum machines) in a quest for continued commercial success. -Jim Neibaur Shape Up!- Shape up from page 12 checked out with a student I.D. Gloves can be worn while weightlifting, to prevent callouses, but these are a matter of choice. Athletes lifting very heavy weights may consider taping wrists or knees for support. Shoes should be a type of court shoe with good arch support and leather uppers to provide a stable base for good technique. Biking is obviously a sport where equipment is essential. If you want to bike for fitness you don't need a $500 bike, just one that works. Take this from experience though,, if you're going to bike wear a pair of biking shorts with a pad. Saddle sores are a reality and a discomfort. Running is like swimming. The equipment isn't obvious right away, but it is essential. Shoes are the most important aspect of an equipment list. Many shoes on the market are designed for protection and long wear. No one company has the market on making the best shoes. A shoe that is good for one person may not be good for another. To determine the best shoe for you do these things. First look at your dress shoes and see how they wear. See if the pattern of wear is mostly to the outside or to the inside. Second, check out the design of the shoe; is it designed to control inward roll of the foot or outward roll. Shoes with full board last offer more stability and control but lose some flexibility. RANGER Thursday, April 9, 1987 11 Athlete profile Soccer player tackles pre-med by Michael Rohl Asst. Sports Editor It was once thought by many that those who competed on the field couldn't compete in the classroom, especially if the athlete chose a difficult major. But there are exceptions. Soccer player Ivan Ireland, a 19 year-old life science/ biology major from Kenosha, is such an exception. He combines both the rigorous premed program with the vigorous sport of soccer. Ireland, an all-state soccer player as a senior at Tremper, was also an all-state selection in the under-16 and under-19 age groups for two years, as well as an honor roll student and a member of Ivan Ireland the Honor Society. He had been offered a soccer scholarship at Parkside out of high school, but opted for West Point. He returned here because of the scholarship, but also because "Parkside has one of the better premed programs in the state." Pre-med is a difficult course of study in itself, but balancing that and a varsity sport is an even more difficult task. Even though he does do well in the classroom, he said "I don't have much free time. We have practice in the afternoon but in the evening we're free to study." Ireland thinks the stigma that athletes are not good students is unjustified. "I don't think it (the stereotype) is fair to all athletes. I think a lot of athletes are concerned with grades. They hold them in high importance. "You're now finding more student-athletes than just athletes." Services Offered Classified Ads ACCURATE, FAST professional typing. Any size job. Call Pat. 552-7251. Help Wanted PSGA NEEDS a recording secretary for its senate meetings. Pay is $4/hour for 10 hours/week. Contact A1 or Corby at 553-2244 or stop by the PSGA office. For Sale MAN'S 23" bicycle. Shimano 600 EX brakes. 24 lbs. Call Riz, 552-8770. BICYCLE WITH Suntour derallleurs and Campy parts. Call Riz. 552-8770. FISH TANK, 15 gal., filter, heater, light, pump. $40. Barry. 886-9034. For Rent APARTMENT, 5 minutes from Parkside. Near bus stop, stores, park, golf course. Utilities included in rent. 4410 19th Ave.. Kenosha. Personals PRINTS, WATERCOLORS, GALLERY 124, April 5. 124 66th St.. 1-5. MARY. STICK it in my ear. Hey. LOU GRANT: Maybe next week ...Rossi. TAMI: REMEMBER, be kind to your fine feathered friends - for a duck may be somebody's mother! LENNY: I hear that Fanny Farmer is looking for people to pack fudge. Why not apply? JIM: VAMPIRE queens can be deadly. Terri. WHAT PROVIDES the best relief from rectal itch? A Shneeberger. PSYCHIC JEAN Dixon predicted that Gary Schneeberger would discover heterosexuality in 1988. WHAT DO rectums and Gary Schneeberger have in common? They both have very little hair and they smell bad. NEW TO the Union Square Grill: A 100-, boneless sandwich called the McSchneeberger. UWPDT WANTS to know when dinner is. Bill. 9 OUT of 10 homosexuals surveyed wished to be stranded on a desert island with Gary Schneeberger. HEY, SCHNEEBERGER: You won't find a real woman by crusing the preschools! UWPDT. RECENT MEDICAL research has proven that hair loss is a side effect of impotence. Better go see the doctor, Gary. DART TEAM: Technology allows us to reverse the balding process. Ugliness and stupidness are forever. A BOMB was placed in the Ranger office and will detonate when an intelligent article is written. UWPDT bets 10 to 1 that it will never go off! ALLEN: IF you're going to sleep in class, please avoid snoring. "BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her." Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914). "ARE THERE any good women left in the world who know how to let a man be a man?" Cowboy. WHO'S BEEN gutting fish on Allen's desk? KAPLAN: WE have to stop meeting on the front page like this. Serpe. WHO'S HAD the big beefy burrito supreme on Alex's desk? Now it'll be Texan Bar-B-Q! JIM NEIBAUR is a cookie hog. GEORGE: PLEASE, please shut up!!! DART HISTORY Week. It's not just an adventure- it's a way of life. UWPDT KNOWS about soap. Why waste beer money on it? CAN WE call the cops on you for being idiots? BOBBY: I don't like the itching, but I don't mind the swelling. MIKE ROHL is the wimp of the century. MIKE R. is a greasy, hyperactive, maladjusted, immature little wimp of below-average intelligence with an aroma that will knock you over. MIKE R. is a left-wing, sign-carrying bleeding heart socialist wimp. IS MIKE R. a guy or a girl? BRIAN KAUFMANN: There's not enough room to print them all. ALEX, YOU'RE not embarrassing us, you're embarrassing yourself. Rangers Baseball from page 12 arms, Oberbruner stated that they need work on the mechanics of throwing pitches as well as on location. But, he also added, "they must play to learn." The overall Ranger hitting attack lacks extra base power, and instead consists mainly of singles hitters. This does not bode well for many high-scoring games, but look for improvement in this area as the year goes on. The infield also needs to gain experience through game and practice time. Three freshmen have been playing in the infield: Brian CORBY, YOU better practice jumping over the rail at the great WLLC! HELLO BRENDA, from the photo dudes. GREG: LOOKING forward to more wonderful evenings together! Sandi CORBY: WE have pictures of the combination! CORBY: GRAHAM Crackers and Flannel are a great combination. SUE: DO you spend time doing anything besides thinking up stupid arguments and following the Robb Luehr diet? Q: WHAT has three heads and a rash from crying so much? A: The ineffective. uninvolved fojks who set up office in the Coffee Shoppe. I DID it!!! DART TEAM: Next time you try to insult me. pleae have the courtesy to spell my name right. You'd think that after 8 years of your being here, you guys would at least have learned how to look it up in the paper. NICK AND the boys: The truth hurts, eh? ANYONE FOR some quick pep and beer batter pancakes on this fine Sunday morning? BINKY: I have a book report due tomorrow. Gauthier at third base, Ken Neese at second, and Doug Londo at shortstop. But, Oberbruner noted that 6'4" junior Randy Spiegelhoff helps to anchor the infield with his good glove. Overall, Oberbruner feels the Rangers shotild get better as the year progresses with improvement in all areas. "Our direction is positive and we always try for a winning season. Hopefully, by the middle of the season we will blend things together," he explained. The Rangers next test is today as they take on the University of Il linois-Chicago Circle in Chicago at 1:00 p.m. If you know of an athlete with an interesting story, whether a student or a faculty member, let us know. Please call 553-2295 or leave your suggestions in the Ranger office, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Softball team begins season on the road After a 6-6 record in Florida over Spring Break, which included winning their last three games, the Parkside women's softball team began their regular season on the road on April 1 in Whitewater against the Lady Warhawks. Unfortunately, they were't very gracious hosts as they swept the doubleheader from the Lady Rangers 3-2 and 5-3. On Saturday, April 4, the Rangers travelled to Valparaiso University in Indiana for a doubleheader. Only one game was able to be played, however, and once again, the Rangers lost. The next day, Sunday, April 5, the opponent was Lakeland College at Lakeland. After three losses on the road, the Rangers were a bit frustrated, so they took it out on the Muskies. Parkside swept the doubleheader 11-0 (in six innings and 10-0. These two wins insured the Rangers of a spot in the NAIA District 14 tournament, to be held here on May 8-10. The first home game for the Rangers was yesterday at Petrifying Springs Park, against Lewis (111.) University. The next home games are against Ripon College this Sunday, April 12 and against Loyola (111.) University on Tuesday, April 14. F PARK' S f ) (D ) ( J DINER CO CD Since 1925- ( ) o CD CD 'Cause Good Food Is Never Out Of Style. Diners are trendy. Sixty years of pleasing Kenosha's palates and pocketbooks, and now, all of a sudden...we're trendy, imagine that. So, whether you're fond of fashion or a fan of fine food, here's some good news: Frank's Diner is open for dinner. We've expanded our menu and extend our hours to 8 pm, Monday through Friday. Delicious meals at diner prices. Imagine that. Open Mon.-Fri. 6 A.M.-8 P.M. Open Sat. 7 A.M.-2 P.M. Open Sun. 7 A.M.-1 P.M. 508-58th Street 657-1017 Baseball team 2-1 Rangers open season by Randy LeCount The 1987's men's spring baseball season is once again upon us as the young Rangers opened play last weekend against Marquette (Apr. 3) and UW-Milwaukee (Apr. 4). The Ranger's record stands at 2-1 with a 9-7 win over Marquette in a 9 inning game, as well as a 5-4 loss and 4-0 v ictory over UWM in a doubleheader. In parkside's first victory of the season against Marquette, Jeff Lemmerman started on the mound and was relieved by Chris McLernon in the third. Doug Londo relieved McLernon in the sixth and went the rest of the way. It was decided to play one 9- inning game as opposed to a doubleheader because of the cold weather. By all accounts, the Rangers' first loss of the young season should have been their second win. While leading 4-3 with two out in the seventh inning and needing only one out for a victory, the Rangers' misfired with three errors on no hit to allow UWM to win. The Rangers did get four solid innings of pitching from starter Steve Leonart and reliever Joel Bumgarner who finished the game. * The second game against UWM was in great contrast from the first as Ranger starter Robb Peiffer pitched the entire game to earn the shutout victory and bring the team's record to its present 2- 1 standing. Looking ahead, it seems apparent that these types of performances may be common for the Rangers this season. Inconsistency can often plague a young team like the Rangers. Make no mistake, the Rangers do have talent, but they also lack college experience. Head coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner knows this only too well as his squad consists of e ighteen freshman and five sophomores and only one junior and one senior. Losing eleven players from last year's team won't make things any easier, as many of them were experienced. "We've got a fine group of players to work with, and we have the talent to win ballgames. But, we need a lot of work on the mechanics because we're so young." Oberbruner cited his team's strengths as being in the catching and outfield positions. There is some experience among the catchers in that of Jim Pancratz and Craig Keralty, as well as freshman Gary Fritsch. The Ranger outfiled is also solid with Armand Bonofiglio anchoring center. But the Rangers also have some weaknesses in the key positions of pitching, hitting and the infield. The pitching staff is young and lacking experience. While the pitchers possess good Baseball see page 11 Sports Schedule SOFTBALL Thurs., April 9 - At Lake Forest College, 4 p.m. Sun., April 12 - Home vs. Ripon College, noon Mon., April 13 - At U. of Illinois-Chicago, 3 p.m. Tues., April 14- Home vs. Loyola, 4 p.m. All home games are played at Petrifying Springs Park, just off Hwy. JR. TENNIS Fri. and Sat., April 10-11 - At the Northeastern Illinois quadrangular, beginning at 1 p.m. Fri. Tues., April 14 - Home vs. Concordia College, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today - At U. of Illinois-Chicago Circle, 1 p.m. Sat., April 11 - At Milwaukee School of Engineering, noon Tues., April 14 - Home vs. Carthage College, 1 p.m. Thurs., April 16 - Home vs. Lakeland College, 1 p.m. MEN'S AND WOMEN'S TRACK Fri. and Sat., April 10-11 - At the Northwestern University Relays, beginning at noon Fri. Tennis team wins first 3 meets If the first three meets of the year are any indication, the Parkside men's tennis team will have a ball this year. The Ranger netters, who lost only one dual meet last year, started this season photo by Ken McCray Jason Caspers, Parkside's number one singles player, shows good form on a serve in a recent meet. The Rangers beat their first 3 opponents of the year. where they left off last season, beating their first three opponents. They only lost two matches out of 27 in the three meets. On Wed., Apr. 1, the Rangers hosted Carroll College in the first meet of the year and sent them home by sweeping all nine matches. The Parkside players didn't even lose a game en route to the rout. Winning for the Rangers were Jason Caspers, Joe Barrette, Vahan Mahdasian, Brian Chike, Jeff Stanich and Randy LeCount in singles and Caspers/Mahdasian, Barrette/Chike and Stanich/ LeCount in doubles. The teams were forced to play indoors due to 27 degree temperatures and gusty winds. The next day, with weather conditions similar to the previous day, the Rangers welcomed the UW-Milwaukee Panthers to the Physical Education building, then beat them 8-1. The only loss for Parkside was at number three singles, where Dan Langer beat Mahdasian. The rest of the Ranger lineup was the same as against Carroll. On Saturday, April 4, Beloit College was the opponent and once again, the home team won 8-1. Parkside's only setback this meet was at number one singles, where Caspers lost to Beloit's Carter Veach. Caspers evened things up at number one doubles, however, as he teamed with Mahdasian to beat Veach and Bob Dassow. Shape up! by Michael J. Rohl Getting in shape is a simple matter of will power and knowledge. There is a great deal of informatin in our library on all points of fitness. Sometimes, however, what is in a book or article is not enough, especially in the area of equipment. Whenever a discussion on equipment comes up, name brands and companies inevitably come up. There is just no saying one company is better than the other. All companies have good and bad products. Another reason there is a great deal of controversy is everyone has different preferences. But there is no argument that the correct equipment is absolutely necessary. Four sports that can be used for fitness are swimming, weight lifting, biking and running. Swimming is one sport many do not think of as needing equipment for. Goggles, swimsuit and bathing caps are all very important. The goggles protect the eyes from unnecessary irritation and possible damage from pool chemicals. If you do a great deal of swimming it is advisable to wear goggles. A bathing cap is usually required at most pools. Parkside is no exception. The bathing cap keeps a great deal of hair from building up in the pool circulation system. Correct fitting swimwear is always necessary. There is no need to explain why a swimming suit shouldn't be too big. There is no need to pay attention to name brands, a cap is a cap and that's all there is to it. (What if it's a K-mart special with flowers sticking out of it?) Weight training is another sport in which equipment is very important. A weight belt should be worn anytime there is pressure on the lower back. Weight belts are not just for guys, women should wear belts too. A lower back injury can occur at any time and recovery takes a long time if it occurs at all. It's always best to take preventive measures. A weight belt is expensive, but if a club is a good one it will have belts. Here at Parkside a belt can be Shape up see page 10 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 26, April 9, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Commencement '87: Students have a say in ceremony Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document _prll 1 e, 1987 - UniverSity of WlscOnSln,.ParkSlde Vol. 15, No. 27 commenceme.nt '87 - St~~:~r!S have say in ceremony News Editor Want to speak at graduation? "Thisis the -first year, they tell me, that they have stu- The 1987 Graduation Com- ability without reading, or- dentscomeand want to be in- mit~ee is inviting graduating ganization and approprta- valvedwith commencement," semors to audition to be the teness. Those auditioning explainedCarol Hannes, sen- student commencement must be graduating seniors. lor. "I wanted to be involved speaker for the ceremonies Only one speaker will be in it because I have attended on May 17. The auditions will chosen and the decision of the 11 in the past and it has been be held on Monday, April 27 jUdges Is final. tacky." be~inning at 3 p.m. in Green-' Students must sign up to In light of this feeling, last quist 1.0 3 .. . . . audition before 3 p.m. on fallHannes,Jennie Tunkieicz The aUdl~lOns WIllconstat of Friday, April 24by contacting andCherylBrown went to the students presenting the Diane Welsh in the Student Awards and Ceremonies speech that they w-Ouldgive Activities Office, Union 209, Committee and asked how at the graduation ceremonies. 553-2279. For more lnforma- they could become involved The. criteria participants will tion, or If there are any ques- in the planning of commence- be Judged on are: content of tions, contact the Student Ac- I • ment. The committee ex- speech, delivery, speaking tivities ornce. pressedits interest in the stu- ~--...;~;;;:;:;...---.:-:..- ;...-:..;;:::::...- ..J dents' participation on the search or don't care about it. committee and sent each of Commencement is an oppor- them a letter letting them tunity for Parkside to really know that they were officially show ourselves off to the a part of the committee. community and we should "We were really excited make every effort to make a about this and thought we really good showing." mightbe able to start a tradi- The three main things the Uon," Hannes continued. students wanted to see "My particular concern changed were to upgrade the was with Parkside's overall reception following the com- presentation to the surround. mencement ceremony, better ing communittes. There is so and more music, and the much good research going on overall look of the stage at here and we are all very the ceremony itself. All three proud of it, but the lay people of these areas are being Im- in the communities either proved. don't understand that re- "The chancellor has pledged that the reception will be improved. Her office mainly handles the reception and Cheryl Brown, Mary-Etta McLane and I went and talked to her and she has as- sured us that the reception will be upgraded. "We have a wonderful music department and it has not really shown itself in the past. This year we have a brass quintet which will play for a half hour before com- mencement begins and we are hoping to provide music at the reception as well. Commencement see page 6 ComP.SDY~p.resp~ Telephone problems will be righted ing 'I want to pay my bU!' but we couldn't get in contact with anyone to do that." "The overall point Is that the students are real upset and I'm very happy that John Knuteson not only rushed the bUls as soon as possible but that he gave them an oppor- tunity to express their con- cerns. 1 personally think that no one Is happy. Sure, they are getting some of their bill- ings costs elimlated because of computer errors, but the sheer frustration of not previ- ously being dealt with in a business-like manner is justi- fiable. We believe that stu- dents deserved an explana- tion of what has been going on .. she said. john Knuteson, vice-presi- dent of STT, agrees that there are sttll problems to be solved. He has remained in contact with students who have had problems with their phones. Also, at the meettng Food Service chief leaves for new job by KeUy McKIssIck The search is on for a re- placement for 1'\evin Hanus, director of food service. Hanus has served as director of food service since the be- ginning of the 1986 fall semes- ter. He left his position during the week of March 23. Hanus worked for Profes- sional Food Management (PFMl, a company that serves the campus. He served his two-week notice the week of March 9. Presently, Cindy Dirks, manager of the cater- ing service through PFM, Is the acttng director of food service. Hanus left after he was of- fered a job with a similar company. His new job offered approximately a 3lI percent pay increase. G. Gary Grace, assistant chancelor- of student affairs, said that technically it Is PFM's responsibility to ap- point a new director, wttn the university's consultation. in- terviews are now being held to deter-mine a new director of food service. Bill Niebur, director of the union and supervisor of food .servtce. explained the duties of the director of food serv- ice. The director coordinates all of the food service activi- ties within the campus. That person oversees catering services, order1ng and opera- tion of the coffee shop, cafete- ria, union square, mtru-rnart and resIdence halls food plans. The director also deals with menu development, pro- gramming and publlc rela- tions in terms of problems with food service. "He liked it here," Niebur said. He added that Hanus' leavtng had nothing to do with the recent issue of food service's refusal to provide students with cups and water. -"It was a public relations problem and we're all sensi- tive to that. 11 was a situation that he thought had gotten out of control. Food servlce Is in the business to sell people cups of tea, not to provide cups and hot water 80 people can make their own tea." Niebur thought that Hanus had done a good job on campus for only serving as director of food service last fall. "Kevtn walked into a real difficult situation In that the housing program was just coming on board. The mint- mart was also a brand-new concept. He had to get thlnga estabUshed. 1 don't think we realized the potential he had because he left. We thought he was doing a pretty good job." as soon as possible by Kelly McKissick Asst. News Editor "No one could foresee the way Ed Chamberlain did business." --Diane Schellinger SecolUtof two parts The problems with phone serviceand bills in the resi- dence halls have been only partially dealt with. There are Blillissues to be discussed and dealt with before the Problemswith Shared Tenant Telecommunications (STT) canbe resolved. fDiane Schellinger, director ~ resldentallife, understands ,,~~roblem of the students. thine ve been doing every. Ith.g;e can for the students. Ie U1 the atudenta have very gllimate complaints. The goodthing about holding the ~eet,"g on Aprll 1 was that ~y could vent some of their strations to someone who ~~Id do something about it," Coo e1Ilngersaid. ate The meettng was the first p towards resolving our problems. Of course we don't intend to have the students ever go through this again. We picked this company be- cause it was supposed to. pro- vide convenience to the stu- dents. But no one could fore- see the way Ed Chamberlain did business," she contmued. .,John Knuteson was very hel ful. He made sure that the P students received thel,~ bills as soon as possible, S~hellinger added. "I under- stand the student's conce,:",s about having to pay their bIlls i kly Fo r months before soquc. t. they received their bills, s u dents kept coming to me say- a point was brought up that the students did not know how to use the features on their phones (Le., three-party dial- ing, room-to-room diaIlng and automatic redial). "1 told them that is there are rea- tures on the phone that they don't know how to use, I would set up a tralninlt ses- sion for them, •• Knuteson said. Knuteson reognlzes the problems studenls have with paying their bills in such a short period of time. "But 1 haven't agreed to allow any. one to pay me $20 per month for 6 years. What the students don't realize Is that there are students who tried to keep money on account to pay thetr bills. They're Ute ones Phones "" ". 3 Inside... Cocaine expert speaks pag. 3 IVCF looks at PTL SC8ndal. page4 Core Leadership program a BUCC page 6 "Cradle Will Rock" opens soon pag. 7 Students travel to DC pag. 8 Art professor paints his dre.ms pag. 9 . RANGEl! perspecttves- Th~UrsdaY~'APrl~116'1~981 ~~~~~~ our view raduation special Since graduatlng from college Is one of the most slgnlfl· cant achievements, and memorable moments. in a per- son's We. it Is important that the ceremony cornmemorat- ing the occasion be as special as poestble. That's why we congratulate this year's senior class for taking partial responsibUlty for planning 1987's com- mencement program. Since the day Is, after all, set aside to recognize student accomplishments, It Is only logical that students doing the accomplishing have a hand In or- ganlzlng the festivities. We hope this year's seniors have established a preced- ent with their involvement. In future commencements, we hope to see more student speakers and more student input. to ensure that our graduation memories are as fond as we'd like them to be. IyO. views I Stranger cover OK To the Editor: It seens that ChrIstopher Wilson, the protestor of the Stranger cover featuring Chancellor Kaplan as the twin sister of singer Frank Sinatra, has a rare magical power to see things that don't exist. As amusing as some of the Stranger articles were, they can't even come close to Mr. Wilson's letter (Your Views, Aprll9). Don't get me wrong: I am a strong believer that women can do just as well In society as men, and I'd be ecstatic upon seeing a woman in the Oval Office. But It must take a pretty twisted mind to be able to see all the prejudice and injustice that Mr. Wilson deciphered from that nar- mtess front page. I'm sure that the Stranger's dectson to place Kaplan'S pte- ture beside Sinatra's was prompted by the fact that she Is chancellor, not that she Is a woman. I'm sure degrading women and reducing their role In soctety was the fur- thest thing from the Stranger's mind. If you ask me, Mr. Wilson's letter did a better job of that. Come on, take It easy, ChrIs. I have a friend who Is a Frank Sinatra freak, and he wasn't a bit upset. Maybe It is I who am out of line here. Maybe Mr. Wilson has uncovered a plot by the Ranger to humiliate women. But I am of the belief that the only thing uncovered here was the ultimate April Fool. Joaxonu Prince critique off-base To the Editor: On the Prince article: In your article about Prince, you mention intellectual emp- tiness, and, for some odd rea- son, that's exactly how I feel about your assinine article. I would like to know what qualifies you to rate an art- ist's records on a cheap rag of a free school paper. . I like the way you used "nick" in your article .. be- cause that's what I think you should do. to yourself for trying to badmouth one of the greatest: black musicians ever. In the future, please confine your fucking corn- ments to something you know about. Disc Jockey/Music Specialist 007 "We cooldn't let yoomarines leave Moscow withoot a little token of our appreciation... " HDbsHIy~,...l2JJL.u. Masturbation is safe, satisfying by KimJM.rlle Kranich The safest type of sexual activity Is masturbation. You cannot contract a veneral dis- ease or AIDS from mastur- bating. Despite these truths, ma..- turbation, as a supplement to sexual activity with a partner or as one's sole sexual aettvt- ty, has gotten little or no pub- lIcity. I asked people I work with and other friends If they mas- turbate and to my surprise, more women than men said they do not. I believe the an- swers I received based on how well I know these people. ThIs started me thinking. I wondered if women, in gener- al, masturbate less than men and If so, why. While In third grade I acci- dentally. and aerendlpltoualy , discovered masturbation when I was climbing up the pole of a swingset during recess. At the time I didn't know that the tingling I felt was masturbation, but for some reason I knew not to share my experience with any of my schoolmates. My experience in third grade started my masturbatlng career (and I haven't gone blind although I do wear glasses). Masturbation Is a private experience, as any sexual en- deavor should be, yet I be- lIeve just as books like "The Joy of Sex" and talk shows like "Dr. Ruth" benefit sex- ual (heterosexual and homo- sexual) couples, talk of mas- turbation can benefit each of us as sexual beings. If my small sampling' of friends were representative of the entire population, which I hope it is not, why might women' masturbate less than men? The answer Is not that women have less of a sexual drive thari men, for we do not, the answer lies else- where, in religious and socie- tal attitudes toward sexuality and our roles as women and men. Whereas the need for sex education classes in junior high has indicated that teen- agers don't learn about heter- osexual sex from their par. ents, I am certain rnasturba- tlon Is not talked about at home either. In fact, I've heard horror stories where little boys are spanked for having their hands In their pants and are never given any explanation except for, "that's dirty," 'Even worse, women, histori· cally, have had their clito- rises removed when caught masturbating. When I had sex education In junior high, our teacher ex- plained that men had penises and women had vaginas. We were never told that women have clitorises. Why? It islm- portant for both men and women to know about the clitoris as It is synonymoUS with the penis In terms of sexual gratification. . Masters and Johnson, in their 1966 clinical study ofthe physiology of sex, observed and interviewed 487 women and found that the vagina is not what brings the women' seepage 10 R~NGER . EDITORIAL STAFF' Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jennie Carr News Editor Kelly McKissick ,.. Assl. News Editor Kim Kranich Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainmenl Editor Tyson WUda Asst. Entenainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael J. Root Assl. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter COpy Editor Dave McEvoy , Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter , Photo Editor Leo Bose Asst. Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Don Harmeyer Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Advertising Manager Steven Picazo ...•.......... Oistribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie 0011,Mary DeFazio, Terri Degosrer. Michelle Eirich. Christina Lojeski, Randy Lecount, Rick Luehr, Doug McEvoy. Julie Pendleton, Michelle Petersen, Ted Price. Maria Aintz, Adrian Serrano, Andy Tschumper, Jennie Tunkieicz, Karen Wegemauer, Tyson Wilda. Ranger is written a~d edit~d by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its editorial poll: cyandcontent.It IS publishedeveryThursdayduringtheacademicyearexceptoverbreaksand110 days. ... . All letters to the editor Will. be accepted only if they are typed. doubte-spaced and 350 wordS ~f les s · i1h . letters must be Signed, WIth a telephone number included for verification purposes. Nameswillbe w held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- famatory. Deadline for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. All cnrrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto:Ranger.UW-Parkside.80x 2000, Ke· noshaWI 53141. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Major status delayed: Senate tables vote on SOC constitution Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document APrll 23, 1 987 - Unive rsity ot Wis consin- P a rkside Vol. 1 5, N o . 28 Good Day Sunshine Joel Bumgarner (I) and Mike Gonflantlnl soak up sun Instead of knowledge In their resi-dence hall front yard. Major status delay_ed Senate tables vote on SOC constitution by Jenny OUT Ne~ Editor After fh•e drafts of the Student Organizations Council (SOC) constltututon had been prepared and distributed, SOC chair Don Harmeyer WU very disappointed that the Senate did not approved the constitution or SOC's bid for major status. "! wanted the vote this week because Wednesday is our last SOC meeting for the year, and 1t will be hard to get th18 information back lo these people If the decision ls made next week," said Harmeyer. The Senate was unable to decide whether a simple majority or a two-thirds major!, ty was necessary to pass the motion made by Jan Kratochvil and seconded by Jim Lawell. The consensus ~"U that It would take a tv.-o-thlrds majority, although it Is not Bpe• clally menUoned ln the constitution. Because the Senate presently has 18 membera, a 9-aye vote i.1,ould have been necessary. There were exactly 9 Senntors present at the meeting. The Senate voted to go lnto a ton to diacuss th matter nnd, while in closed 1SC5Slon, • d ctded to tabl lt Senator Kelly Robtnaon ad• mitted that she could not vote ln favor of the bid and oonsU• tuUon becau she had not had the opportunity to read the flnal draft of the constitu• Uon. " I will not pass something that I hnve not read," Robln• aon declnred. "lf you want to underlln the Chang that have bec.n mad 1n lhla drnft, fine, but that's not what's In here. and I do not have Um to sit here and read this now." "I Just feel that SOC llhou• ld.n't uffer becaus of any of the Senators • lrresponalbUlty 1n not checking lhe1r mall soc ... ,,.,,.10 f.ettit ''irritated' ' Bureaucratic snafus delay gift's acceptance by Jenny Carr News Editor I' "It really irritates me that ve had to go through au of this. After I got the donation, that should have been the end : It. 1 should have just given to them and said 'Here's a t~tl~n for you; it's $2.5 mil• .. · It 8 yours; deal with it.• la But that's not the way it au~. seems I've got to do it Ins ve got to get the system ftn~ed for free; I've got to down a way to transport it on and I have to find somean: ~ service 1t at a low cost get th Is difficult for me to ~ at kind of information l't~use I am not officially a Pur sehntlng the univerlsty in Thee astng capacity." In the ~2·5 million donation is Corn orm of an IBM 3033N the Puter and it comes from ~ Wisconsin Physicians th~ce (WPS) courtesy of dent egorts of Parkside Stu( PSGA~v~rnment Association Ut·s eff resident Alex Pet' PPlied orts. Pettit is a senior !'lana computer science, terns ~~ent information sys- The accounting major. Provldedonated system would an opportunity to team some of the more recent computer languages that students are not a ble to leam on the present system. It would also speed up the processing of the information that is run through the current system. , 'The current system we use doesn't have the fire power to change to an MVS (an operating system). It would be questionable if we could do it on a MOD 12· U so it would be a lot of work. They would more than likely do it on a 4381 system but that is three years down the line We're going to graduate a I~t of students before the~ without that experience. Pettit reported. • The university is planning to purchase a new system soon and the one they pl~ to b IBM 4381 will only bring uy, ' to date the system as far up t as the donated equipmen would, according to Pettit. d "Currently the turn aro~ time on a job thrOugh roxi~ computer center is app hich mately 20 minutes, w means only three runs~! hour. This is j,ust ~ing a consuming, Ifthl m ls a prob· program and ere lem with lt, lt takes over an hour to run it throUgh three times. "The behavioral science people have two programs that they run and when they run them, the whole system just freezes up because It 1s not sophisticated enough to handle the load. The same thing happens when the university does registration or grade processing." Pettit also suggest that the university sell the excess Central Processing Unit (CPU) time. "Other universities sell the excess time to local businesses and we could do the same thing here and offset some of the cost of operation because this machine has the power to allow us to do that. we have not been able to do that in the past because the system we have now b~rely keeps up \I.1th our needS. The new system that the university is considering purchasing would cost approx!• mately $475,000, Apparently, this purchase is two years away and they plan to buy an upgrade to the current system which wU1 only meet their needs for two years and then make the major expenditure of the $475,000. Spread out over a ten year period, the expense would be a lltUe more than $50.000 per year and, according to PetUt. the university would be housing a unit that would become obsolete before It Is patd for. The cost of bringtng ln the donated system would be qulte high and the maintenance of it would run approxJrr. ately $50,000 per year. "The beauty of taking advantage of the donnUon Is that the university would not be tied to the system for any length of time. Al any time, the universJty could cancel Inside ... the service contract and throw away the machine," Pettit explained. ''With the purchase of a system, there b no choice-th payments must be made unW the unit 1B paid for and ten years 18 Ufctlme to a computer." Pettit would llke to ck ·ns• alstance from the buBln community ln the wny of contrtbutlons to pn.y for the ln• tallnUon of WPS' donation. PctUt became Interested tn s eking an updated system becnu or his major and what he feels has be n the problem with the US department. Assassins on campus ....................... page 3 James Moody to speak ..................•.. page 5 Powerful film on Holocaust •••••••••••••.• page 7 Pat Mccurdy comes to Mllwaukee ...... page 9 Marter sets new record ................... page 12 ,. . " . •• of· ... RANGER" perspectlves-.Th~ursdaY~'APri~123'1~987~~~==~. 1'<1 meet a man whowasn't there. our view Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC It Is Indeed disappointing, for both the Student Organlzations Council and the students of this university. that SOC's bid for major status has been sidetracked not due to controversy, but due to incompetence. That the PSGA senate was forced to delay a vote on the raUfication of SOC's new constitution for a week indicates slipshod operating procedures on the 'part of the senators who have been elected to serve the student body. How can the senate justify postponing a declston as tmportant as lhls simply because some of Its members didn't have the professional Integrtty to read the document in question or to show up for the meeting? The consUtutlon they were to have voted on last Monday was in Its t1fth draft; It had been circulated, In subtly different forms, for most of this semester, and the final document had been slipped Into ali senators' maliboxes well In advance of the meeting. From this, reasonable people can draw only one concluslon; the PSGA senate has falied In Its responsibility to the students of Parkside, and S<>e; which has fought long and hard for the deserved recognition that Is major status, has been unnecessarily victimized. Ironically enough, this latest occurrence Is perhaps the best proof that the time has come for an organization like SOC to escape the authority of an organization like the PS9A senate. Iyour views I Wilson right to .question Stranger --------...;--------------" To the Editor: tlon; one must look at it in laughed at, unfortunately .Masturbat-.on piece I praise Christopher WII· the context within which It causes real pain for many son's protest of the appeared. The "Ranger" has women. "stranger" cover featuring power that Is· different from A sense of humor Is embarrasses student Chancellor Kaplan as the the power one has as an Indl- healthy, but not at the ex- twin sister of Frank Sinatra vidual because the "Ranger," pense of others; especlally and whole-heartedly agree unlike any given individual, is when the joke is made by an with him. Joaxonu's letter to a recognized and institution. institution that has been Ie· the editor last week accused allzed system that Is. legttt- gltimated by power. Wilson of having a "rare mated by both Parkslde and As a member of the Ranger magical power to see things the targer newspapers around staff. I know that the RanW that don't exist." Joaxonu, the country which it tries to was hot out to humUiale unfortunately, missed WIl· emulate. women when we printed !he son's point. Tile sole focus of the front photo of Kaplan and Sinatr1l As a woman, as a feminist, page photo and caption was together. However, -all of us and as one who has taken on physical appearance. All are sexist and must learn to women's studies courses, I women are aware of society's .understand our sexism so we know what Wilson has written standard of beauty, few can can annihilate It. to be true. All women have a live up to It. To focus on The point, Joaxonu, Is not notion of a standard of beauty physical appearance then, In who can degrade women best Imposed on them by lhls cul- the context of the "Stranger" (they shouldn't be degraded ture and its supporting insti- Is to remind people of so~l. tutlons. et'y s rIdlculous standard of at ali), but who his stropnieg One cannot look at the Ka. beauty and then to laugh at ternyough dto listen w en peo ptan/Slnatra photo In Isola- It. However, what many of us . to e uca~berlle Kranich Students should act rather than react Student apathy Is a prob- are few and far between. While I doubt that this letlem that pervades Parkslde It makes me wonder then tar will actually reach any of ~: ::'~jer ~puses. Most of amidst all of this non.partiCI: these students my Suggestion zation ~;reanw~or °fganl• patton, why. some students· to them would' be..lf yOUwan: new members u WI;,e ~me feel that their only duty Is to so badly to be he~rd, sh:. ar b t th pen write fullle letters to the edt- your mouths and ge Involve rna, U e new members tor. Laura NlclkOwoJd To the editor: I believe that the Ranger has hit bottom when it finds It necessary to write an article on masturbation. Is nothing off-limits any. more today? Granted that I am more consertative than other students, but lhls Is tak· Ing freedom of the press to the extreme. I only hope that I am not alone In my opinion In lhls malter. (If I am, I fear for the the survivlal of our society). I urge ali the UW·Parkslde studenls who have been orfended by this article to write and make their opinions known. Some things just should be left In the privacy of the home and not splattered over the media. I am disgusted by lhls article and believe that the entire staff of the Ranger should be ashamed. Being a student of Parkside, I am embarrassed for the campus and for myself. Brian Hogan Prof says misquoted To_Editor: In his article on the honors Psych 101 section that I will be teaching. Doug McEvoy attributed remarks to me that I never made. The content of the quotations In the article was essenllally !be same as the content of things I said. However, the grammatical errors were original with Mr. McEvoy. Erika Hoff·Glnsberg Assistant Professor of Psy!'bOlogy (your views RANGER EDITORIAL STAFF Gsry L SChneeberger Edttor Jenny can News Editor Kelly McKissicfc .Assl. News EditOr Kimbe<tie Kranic:b Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Tyoon Wilda AssI. E!*rtainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor _ J. Rohl .AssI. Sports Editor Amy H. Ritter Copy Editor DaIle McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bomhuetter Photo Editor Lao Booe .Asot. Pholo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Andy Buchanan Business Manager Oon Harmeyer •...... .Assl. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Business Staff Assistant Dave Roback Actvertising Manager Steven Picazo Distributlon Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Dolt. Mary DeFaziO, Terri DeRosier, Michelle eirich, Christina lojeski, Randy leCount, RicK lushr, Doug McEvoy, Julie Pencleton. MtcheUe Petersen, Ted Price. Maria Aintz, Adrian serrano. Andy Tschllmpef, Jennie Tlinkieicz, Karen W8gerhauer. Ranger is written and edit~d by, students of UW-Pa~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial=- cy and content. It IS published every Thursday dunng the academic year except over breaks and days. . letters to the e~itor will,be accepted oaly if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words ~r less,,~ letters must be Signed, With a telephone number Included for verification purposes. NamesWlIIbewi1I1 held upon request. faRmaantgoeryr..reserves the right to edit letters and.refuse those which are farse and/or de- ~~Jfo~r ail:len.ers. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW~Parkside. Box 2000. Kit' nOS)h.WI 53141. Telephone 4141553-2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (Advertis. mo· perspectives 2 - our view Senate sloppy in dealing with SOC It ls Indeed disappointing, for both the Student Organizations Council and the students of this university, that SOC'a bid for major status has been sidetracked not due to controversy, but due to incompetence. That the PSGA senate was forced to delay a vote on the ratification of SOC's new constitution for a week indicates sllpshod operating procedures on the part of the senators who have been elected to serve the student body. How can the senate justify postponing a decision as Important as this simply because some of its members didn't have the professional integrity to read the document 1n question or to show up for the meeting? The constitution they were to have voted on last Monday was in its fifth draft; lt had been circulated, in subUy different forms, for most of this semester, and the final document had been slipped into all senators' mailboxes well in adance of the meeting. From this, reasonab e people can draw only one conclusion: the PSGA senate bas failed 1n its responsibility to the students of Par aide, and SOC, which has fought long and hard for the deserved recognltion that is major statua, bas been wmecessarlly victimized. Ironically enough. this latest occurrence is perhaps the Thursday, April 23, 1987 RANGeJt .. I'd meet a man who wasn't there. best proof that the time has come for an organization like I ~':.':.i':.oc_s _a __ A _ to _s_e-:,en_s_a_c_t-:,i_. ___th':,_e_-:a_u':.th':.':.o':.r_l_ty-:,-:,-o_-f:_an':.':.':.o':.r_g _an1za _____:_ti-:_o-:_n-:,-lik ___e ___ th __e:,~ L.:y:._o_u_r __ v_i_a __ w __ s _______________________ --: ____ ,. ..... I y_ou_r_v_ie_w_s ___ .___.l Wilson right to question Stranger To tbe Editor: tion; one must look at it 1n laughed at, Wlfortunately Masturbation piece embarrasses student To the editor: I believe that the Ranger has hit bottom when it finds it necessary to write an article on masturbation. Is nothing off-limits anymore today? Granted that I am more consertative than other students, but this 1s taking freedom of the press to the extreme. I only hope that I am not alone in my opinion in this matter. (If I am, I fear for the the survivial of our society). I urge all the UW-Parkside students who have been offended by this article to write and make their opinions known. Some things just should be left 1n the privacy of the home and not splattered over the media. I am disgusted by this article and believe that the entire staff of the Ranger should be ashamed. Being a student of Parkaide, I am embarrassed for the campus and for myself. Brian Hogan Prof says misquoted To tbe Edttor: In his article on the honors Psych 101 section that I will be teaching, Doug McEvoy attributed remarks to me that I never made. The content of the quotations 1n the article was eaenUally the same aa RANGER the content of things I said. However, the grammatical errors were original with Mr. McEvoy. Erika Hoff•Glnsberg As istan& Professor of Psychology I praise Christopher Wll- the context within which 1t causes real pain for many son's protest of the appeared . The " Ranger" has women. "Stranger" cover featuring power that ls different from A sense of humor la Chancellor Kaplan a s the the power one has as an indi- healthy, but not at the ex. twin sister of Frank Sinatra vidual because the "Ranger, " pense of others; especially and whole-heartedly agree unlike any given individual, is when the joke is made by an with him. Joax.onu's letter to a recognized and institution- institution that has been le· the editor last week accused alized system that is legitl- gitimated by power. Wilson of having a "rare mated by both Parkside and As a member of the Ranger magical power to see things the larger newspapers around staff, I know that the ~ that don't exist." Joaxonu, the country which it tries to was not out to humiliate unfortunately, missed Wll- emulate . women when we printed the son's point. The sole focus of the front photo of Kaplan and Sinatra As a woman. as a feminist, page photo and caption was together. However, au of us and as one who has taken on physical appearance. All are sexist and must learn to women's studies courses, I women are aware of society's understand our sexism so we know what Wilson has written standard of beauty, few can can annihilate it. to be true. All women have a live up to It T f t . o ocus on The point, Joaxonu, is no notion of a standard of beauty physical appearance then, 1n who can degrade women belt imposed on them by this cul- the context of the "Stranger," (they shouldn't be degraded ~~~nS:.d its supporting insti- is to remind people of socl- at all), but who is strong ety's ridiculous standard of enough to listen when people One cannot look at the Ka- beauty and then to laugh at try plan/Sinatra photo 1n Isola- it. However, what many of us to educa~berlie Kranfcb Students should act rather than react Student apathy ls a prob- are few and far between. While I doubt that this Jet• le~ ~at pervades Parkside It makes me wonder then, ter wlll actually reach any of ~e ::iaj8:r ::::,pu~s. Most of amidst all of this non-partici- these students, my suggestio~ m or organJ.. pation, why some students to them would be--lf you wan zation here would welcome feel that their only duty is to b dl to be beard shut new members with open write fuW so a Y ' 1 d arms, b t th e letters to the edi- your mouths and ge tnvo ve · u e new members tor. Laura Niclkowui EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINF.SS STAFF Ranger is written a,:id edit~ by students of UW•Parkside, who are sOlely responsible for its editonal :=: cy and content. It 1s published every Thursday during the academic year except over breakS and days . Gary L. Schneeberger . ............... .. ....... Editor Jenny C8rr ............................. ... News Editor Kelly McKissick .. .. ............ .Asst. News Editor Kimberlie Kranich ............... ... Feature Editor Jim Neibaur ..... ... .......... Entertainment Editor Tyson Wilda ........ .Asst. EnlBrtainment Editor Robb Luehr ............................ .. Sports Editor IMctl88I J. Rohl ···-·····-·..Aast. Spotts EditD, Arny H. Ritter ............................. Copy Editor Dave McEvoy .... .. ...................... Photo Edt or Jack Bornhuetter ....................... Pholo Editor Leo Boee ...... .. ·-···--·-·-·.Asat. Photo EdiCor Andy Buchanan ...... .. ....... Business Manager Don Harmeyer .... .. . .Asst. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan .. . Business Staff Assistant Dave Aoback .......... ...... Advertis1ng Manager Steven Picazo _ ............ Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF Bernie Doll, Mary OeFazio, T81Ti OeRos,er. Midlel1e Eirich. Christina t.o,eski. Randy l.eCounl, Rick luehr, DouQ McEvoy. Julie Pendeton. Michelle PelerSen, Ted Pnce, Maria Rmtz. Adrian Semano, Antty Tachumpe,, Jennie Tunkietcz, Ka1'811 Wegerhauer. Letters to tile editor wm be accepted only ii they are typed, double•spaced and 350 words~ less .Al letters must be signed , w,tll a telephone number lflcluded for verification purposes. Names win be wiffl' held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are falSe and/or defamatory . To°::~J~:. for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence shOuld be addressed to : Ranger. UW-Parkside , Box 2000. Ke~ osh) a WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 4141553.2295 (A<!vertls· ing . -- TIIurMIIy. AprIl 23,1.7 :I Dangerous living on campus bYTerrlDe~ For the students who live en campus, the week of April 27th coUld become "the week of liVing dangerously." The word. out of Hall Council is that there will be an influx of assassins on campus, each armed with a loaded gun and a cameo picture of his victim . Who are these a.ssissins? Where are the coming from? Who are they after? According to Tracey Conners, coerdlnator of the game, "the as. sasstns can be anyone currently living on campus. The cost to become involved is $2 and a picture of oneself. H Caner went on to say. "I'm hoping that all the students who live on campus will get involved, it's really a lot of fun and will promote a sense of unity for all of us who live on campus." On Monday, April 27th, the assissins will be given a loaded dart gun and a passport containing the picture of a victim. Each assassin is then on the prowl. stalking hIs victim, looking for the chance to "gun" him down. When asked if the victims were targets everywhere, Conners said. •'there are three 'no-kill' zones on campus. They include all classrooms, all bathrooms, and the victims' apartments. AU other campus areas are potential 'klll zones'." . News Briefs Anernativeto fed loans set . !newnaUona1 loan project was announced by flnan. ..... and academics last week, reported the Green Ba ~r.~:~. y new loan system will enable students to borrOw _y baSed on credit worthiness rather than a random lofOIoffamllyincome. The loans are designed to help stu. .... wboare unable to obtain federal, slate or academic IlL",. program Is designed to provide students with flex; IbIe loW Interest loans. It wlll allow students, natlonwlde ~~w up to $15,000 or as little as $1,500 annually, The """",om cumUlative loan Is $60,000 at payback terms qread over 12 years. ()JIls of borrowing wUl Include an applicatlon fee of $45 lDd a one-time charge equal to 5.5 percent of the loan, 1.DaIIS may be used to payfor books, tuition, travel, Hvlng expenses.ud other college·deflned costs of educatlon. Regents'ban on gays in ROTC TheUW Board of Regents was asked to continue its ban onhomoaexuals entering the Reserve Offices Training (j)rp (ROTC), reported the Wisconsin Slate Journal. TheBoard recentiy endorsed a resolution asking that (l)ogressbe lobbied for the policy change to permit homo. II!1018toIsbe commlsloned In the Army, Navy and Air ""e programs. The vote was 9-6. Rep. John Merkt, R·Mequon told Regent President LaurenceWeinsteinthat having gays In the armed forces can createmorale problems. Weinstein said the Board's vote was not a "knee jerk" reaction on the- resolution, which was oiferedby regent John Schentan. Seheniansaid the ROTC program Is the only one In the OWsystemIn wtI1ch discrimination on the basis of sexual preferenceIs tolerated. . To play, the assassin hunts down hls target, shoots him with the dart gun, thus kUltng him and eliminating him from further competition. The "dead" man slgns the pusport with his picture confirm. Ing the kll1 and he also giv • hls assassin the paasport he was carrying, alIowI.ng the assaSSin the chance to hUnt for another vtcum. By Thursday, Aprtl 30th, Conners Is sure that there wU1 stllJ be some survivors. so to find an U1tlmate winner, all remaJ.n1ng a ssp sslns will be put througb an oboW:le course Thunday night at 7 p.m. The winner ot the obetacle course will be the "U1ti· mate asaaaaln." "We will be aWarding a prize," Conn ... said. "we just don't know wbat It will be Y t!" "All housing lItud n should have gotten an appttcaUon in their mallb0x:e8." Conners .tated. "U not.. they can call ll63-8370to get Infor. matlon. or they can call the hOU8ing otnce." So, beware Parkalde! U slu<lenla are .talidII& the halla with loaded guns, U'. bees"'" !bey are all -kin&' to become the "Ultimate .... Middleburyends requirement ...... !•• R!ghJyselective Middlebury College has become the fourth college to in the nation to stop requiring applicants lolakeScholastic Aptitude Tests (SAT), reported the MIl· waukee Sentinel. MiddleburyPresident Olin Robinson said Monday that . the collegewants to attract a broader spectrum of stu· dents, including those backgrounds or nations where apti. tude tests are not part of the education. Robinson said that SAT scores do not always retlect a ltudent'. !roe abUlty. There has been Increased concern overthe lagging performanace on the test by minorities lnd female students compared to whites and males. This Ia part of the reason why he decided to drop the require· lIlentof SATscores .• 'It's part of our hope that by giving alternativeoptions other than the SAT's, we can make an appeal to students that might not believe that they can at· Ialn an education at Middlebury," he said. Tiddly Wink Mania comes to area as organIZed tiddly winks. When'. the laat lime you played tiddly winks?" he asted. T1ddly Wink Manta I.s a 32· team, double elimination lid· dly wink toumament to be· held saturday, May lItII, at the Pilchln' Palace. off I~ between Highways 20 and 11. HIt's a chance to relive your childhood and have BOme good old fashioned fun," said Tom Roanhouae, Pitchln' Pal· ace operator and tournament direCtor. "It'. a lark. It'. a page out of 'Animal House.'" said Roanhouse, who bought more than 100 tiddly wink games for this event. It's an opportu· nity to do something different." he said. "Everyone will have the same chance because there isn't such a thing $300.00 Cor fint place. ~.oo foc aecond. UOO.OO tor third aDd 140.00 Cor fou.rIIL '"'" toun>ament alarta at 1:00 p.m. and will end .........st:OO p.m. 'nddly _ wW be provided and .. ~ IliPt baa been at .. .. tree prac. Uee ...son~Roe,nbo.JM -.J.d. Teams can enter by eaIUnc ~ at tha Pitd1ln' Palace atter 5:00 p.m, at 1M- 8ll55. Here'. how the toun>ament will work. There will be rtve person teams and the tIrat thtrty·two entries wW make up the toun>amenL Entry fee ts $25.00 per team and \he entry deadline ta May 2nd. There will be eaAh prtzea of Guitarconcert slated 20% DISCOUNT Clip & San This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler ~ ~kslde'S ClasSical Gullar IicIl lOble,under the dlreco", rg Of music professor Pr>aen~ Lindquist, wlll day A. a free concert on Sun. ~ Plil 26 at 3:30. Spon. IIlent by the Music Depart. iIlon' in~ concert Will be lJI. mm. Arts room D. flutist Cherie Gotthardt. SHOAH t film about the A 91/2 h<?urd~~~~1~:sryduring Y'/i?rldWar II dsheostwrunctWl~nith 0a15 minute. intermiSSion: Part II m • Sunday, May 3, 2:00 p ~~bers of the GUitar En. • Monday, May 4, 6:30pm OIude J "'ho Will perform In. I~lltCthardoa~ ..~stlgan, Denise 'w w.ur Rose, Leah Cleorge,John Wynstra, and Perto""LIndquist. They wlll ~"""Pa~s m:UuSic:by major guitar, tnIcud· To e. Albenlz, Sor, ~er &nd'TboaS. Duarte, Leo leve Howe. 'lb.y ...... "", be asmsted by Part I A r 26 3:00pm • Matinee' Sundsy, t·27 6:30pm • Evening - Monday, pro , .A video verS'ifon .~ S,hoah will be shown in it s entirety in the UOiono' 6'30 pm in Union 207 29 8'3 am - , Wed" Apr, 'S'30 am _6:30 pm in Union 104 Thurs., Apr, 30, .' 0 to the Public . Free & pen Mission Village (ac:nISS froII Per 'I •Plaza "IIwJ, !SO) 4017 - 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m, 697-0884 SundJlYs 12:00-4:30 p.m. T r9day. Aprl 2 , 1 7 3 News Briefs Dangerous living on campus by Terrt Deltosler AHernative to fed loans set A new nattonal loan project was announced by flnan. and acaderolcs- last week, reported the Green Bay cil'S Gasette. ri;: new loan system wUl enable students to borrow ,_ey baled on credit worlhtness rather than a random )tl'el of family income. The loans are designed to help stu. deDlS who are unable to obtain federal, state or academic akl-'l'be program ts designed to provide students With fiexB, le 10W interest loans. It will allow students nattonwtde 111 ~w up to $15,000 or as little as $1,600 annually. The niaxunum cumulative loan is $60,000 at payback terms spread over 12 years. Costs of borrowing will include an application fee of $45 ud a one-time charge equal to 5.5 percent of the loan. [.DallS may be used to pay for books, tuition, travel, living expenses and other college-defined costs of education. Regents' ban on gays in ROTC The UW Board of Regents was asked to continue its ban 011 hOmosexuals entering the Reserve Offices Training o,rp (ROTC), reported the Wisconsin State .Journal. The Board recently endorsed a resolution asking that O:>ngress be lobbied for the policy change to permit homo- 11eX11als to be commis1oned in the Army, avy and Air Force programs. The vote was 9-6. Rep. John Merkt, R-Mequon told Regent President Laumtce Weinstein that having gays in the armed forces can mate morale problems. Weinstein said the Board's vote n.s not a "knee jerk" reaction on the resolution, which was offered by regent John Scheman. Scheman said the ROTC program ls the only one ln the UW system ln which discrimination on the basis of sexual preference ls tolerated. Middlebury ends requirement For the students who live on campus, the week of April 27th could become "the week of living dangerously." The word out of Hall Council ls that there will be an influx ot assassins on campus, each armed with a loaded gun and a cameo picture of his victim. Who are these l ins? Where are the coming from? Who are they after? According to Tracey Conners, coordinator of the game, "'the assassins can be anyone currenUy living on campus, The cost to become involved ts and a picture of one elf." Coner went on to say, ·•t·m hoping that all the students who live on campus will get involved, it's really a lot of fun and will promote a ense of unity for all of us who live on campus." On Monday, April 27th, the assisslns will be given a loaded dart gun and a passport contalnlng the picture of a victim. Each assassin is then on the prowl, stalking his victim, looking for the chance to "gun" him down. When asked if the victims were targets everywhere, Conners said, "there are three 'no-kill' zone on campus. They lnclud all classrooms, all bathrooms, and the victims' apartments. All other campus areas a.re potentlal 'kill zones'." Highly selecUve Middlebury College has become the fourth college to ln the nation to stop requiring applicants lo take Schola$Uc Aputude Tests (SAT), reported the Milwaukee Sentinel. Tiddly Wink Mania comes to area Middlebury President Olin Robinson said Monday that the college wants to attract a broader spectrum of students, including those backgrounds or nations where aptitude tests are not part of the education. Robinson said that SAT scores do not always reOect a ltudent's true ability. There has been increased concern over the lagging performanace on the test by minorities and female students compared to whites and males. This ls part of the N!ason why he decided to drop the requirernent of SAT scores. "It's part of our hope that by giving alternattve options other than the SAT's, we can make an lppeal to students that might not believe that they can atla! n an education at Middlebury,•• he said. Guitar concert slated Park ·11e• Ense si s Classical Guitar flutist Cherie Gotthardt. Tiddly Wink Mania ts a 32- team, double elimination tiddly wink tournament to beheld Saturday, Y 9th, at the Pltchln' Palace, otl. I between Highways 20 and 11. "It's a chance to relive your childhood and ha'-" aom good old fashl ed fun,'' Tom Roanhouae, P1tchin' Palace operator and toumam t director. "It's a lark. It's a page ou of 'Animal Hou ,"' d Roanhouse, who bought mo than 100 tlddly wink m for this event. It's an opportunit to do something di.ff reni." he said. "Everyone will have the same chance b · cause there I n 't such a thl.ng lion lnbie, under the dlrec~ rg of rnusic professor Presen~ Lindquist, will day A a free concert on Sun- SHOAH , Prl.l 28 at a: ao. Spont bfu the Music Depart- 81ven' in Q, concert will be ll&. mm. Arts room D- ~rbers of the Guitar Enelude e "'ho Will perform 1n- 8arretf0~ ... ?>stlgan, Denise lti~ ~1.0ur Rose, Leah Ceorge ~ohn Wynstra, and Pert0rtn dqlllst. They will ~Pos rnustc by major 1,:_ vu~~ guitar, inlcud:.- eno.T 8 , Albeniz, Sor, ~er a::d!lToba, Duarte, Leo Steve Howe. 'l'liey Will be assisted by t film about the A 9½ h~ur d~~~mJ~:sryduring World War 11 destruct,~>n ° 15 eminute intermission: shown with a Part I A 26 3:00 pm • Matinee· Su nday, pr . 27 6 :30 pm • Evening. Monday, APr. , Part II • Sunday, May 3, 2-00 pm • Monday, May 4, 6.30 pm . f Shoah will be shown in its A video version ~ . entirety in the union0. 6.30 pm in Union 207 29 a·3 am - • . Wed., Apr. , ·. 0 am_ 6:30 pm in Union 104 Thurs., Apr. 3o, 8·3 0 n to the Public Free & pe 20o/o DISCOU T Clip S Th Ad To All Parkside students and facu ty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you a end Parkside. 1.0. r quired. 1sconsin 's Largest e eler ~ Mission VIiiage (across 4017 - 75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sund.,ays 2:00e4:30 p.m. ·. '" 4 Thursday, April 23, 1987 f ,. j RANGE~ :::; Alumna $54,900 Parkslde alumni Kay car· ter, who 1986was co-recipient of the university's Chancellor's Award as outstanding student, has been awarded a $54,900 National Science Foundation (NSF) fellowship to support her graduate studies and research at trw- Parkslde. carter, who Is working toward a Ph.D. degree In Inorganlc Chemistry, wlll receive $12.800 annually for three years for her research in the chemical bonding processing of molecules. Also, the NSF wlll pay carter's tuition and fees for three years, about $6.000annually. She Is one of only 50Il students selected for an NSF fel· lowshlp thls year from appllcants nationwide. Other students chosen are attending universities that include Hare vard, University of Callfor· ntB-Berkeley, Stanford, Yale and Columbia. Fellowships are awarded based on academic merit. Panels of scientists assembled by the National Academy of Sciences, evaluated appllcatlons and final selectlons were made by NSF personnel. carter, a 1960 graduate of Racine's Lutheran High, had been away form school for 1'\ years when she enrolled Parkslde, where she achieved outstanding academic success that resulted In her selection as co-recipient of the Chancellor's Award. the highest honor bestowed upon graduat- Ing Parkslde students. Playin' it again •••••• "Play It Again Sam," a revue of American popular songs and words, wlll be the title of Professor Sam Chell's talk at the HumanIties Symposium, Sunday, April 26, at 7:80 p.m., at 4221 Greenbriar Lane, Racine. The publlc Is invited, and asked to bring refreshments. Professor Chell, ChaIrman of Engllsh carthage Oollege, Is a professional jazz ptanlst. He also teaches courses In jazz, conducts the Car. thage Jazz Band, and takes tours to hear Dixieland jazz in New Orleans. He Is also a jazz and fllm reviewer. 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The fllm Includes se· quences on World War I, Woodrow Wilson, and the establlshment of the Republlc of Armenia In 1918. The program Is free and open to the publlc. PI Sigma Epsilon's Tlmm Eckhardt, Marian Johnson, Olve Gedemer and Amy Tropin treated the Child ClIre children 10 a v10lt from Ihe Easter Bunny, prof's work A painting by art professor David Holmes has been selected for inclusion In a fine arts exhibition In Maastricht, Holland, that opens In May. TlUed, "Ichthyology rcenography," the 4 'by 8-foot acryllc painting defines a colorful array of highly detalled fish all properly numbered as If a part of a display chart for a biology. class. The painting Is from Holmes' larger "environmental" work, "The Alchemic Emporium." Works selected for the Hoi. land show were drawn from the Greater Midwest Intema, tlonal Art Exhibition featur- Ing the work of artists from across the nation and abroad, That exhibition Is sponsored annually by Central Missouri State University. This year some 570 artists compeled for inclusion In the Greater Mid· west International. Holmes' work was one of just 28 selected for the Hoi· land show. The study, which Is a follow- up to the Racine Gang Project study conducted by Takata and a group of student researchers last year, wlll Involve Inter-viewing additional youth gang memo bers, further examining the city's juvenile justice pro. cess, and evaluating the etfectiveness of coordination among groups dealing with Racine juveniles. Faculty, student funds accepted University of Wisconsin ~, Parkslde Limited Space is Available for fall, 1987 in the Residence Hall. For application & contract information Call 553-8900 or 553-2320 More than $78,000 In funds supporting faculty research and student flnanctal aid at Parkside was accepted Friday, April 10, by the UW Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $15,000 from the Wisconsin Council on Criminal Justi-ce for a study by sociology professor Susan Takata on youth. 'related services and- pro. grams in Racine. The $15,000 Is part of a $46,000 grant to Racine from the Wisconsin Council on Criminal Justice aimed at helping the community better coordinate youth-related servo Ices and programs. The Regents also accepted $6,360 from the city of Kenosha for a study of youth gangs In that city currently being conducted by Takata and her student researchers. The study, dubbed the' Kenosha Gang project, In· volves analyzing eodsl!ng data at the city's pollee de· partment, Unified SchoolDis· trict and social service agencies to determine the dem~ graphic characleristicS 0 .Kenosha youth gang memo bers. Re Also accepted by lh~erll: gents was $9,800from arage Racine Corp. for a 'gw. ket feasibility study by and P's Center for Survey !OO Marketing Research; II,Ine from Johnson Wax In Ra~dl' for the unlverslly's BiO~401 cal Research Inslilute; : r s from multiple donors.::. de. print workshop In the the partment; and $774fro com' Wisconsin Humanilies eele' mlttee for a symposiumial of brating the blcentenn the U.S. Constllutlon. epted The Regents also ace1De' $53,457 from the feder~ peU partment of Educallo~al aid Grant student financ program. Aprll receives Parkstde Carter, in 1986 was recipient Chancellor's $64,900 NaUonal tudies UWParkside. Carter, la toward 1n Inorganic Chemlatry, will 12,800 1n will Carter's $6,000 annually. la '50IS students fellowship this 4,730 applicants a.re Harvard, California- assembled Academy applications selections personnel. 1960 1'1 at Parkside, 1n Chancellor's Award, graduating Parkside Playin' it again • • • • • • will UUe Humanities Symposium, April 26, t221 public la Chairman English at Carthage College, ls jazz plantst. also in jazz, Carthage is jazz film Porter, Robert Altman, or Frank Illinois. nurse. you'll find more than thought possible. Righi now, we positions facilities all around the world, can expect a in be part learn profess10nals - keepmg currenl with of-the-art technology facilities providing medical treat• available. You'll get the respect and responsibili! Y a Navy officer • along with a solid startin~ salary. 30 vacation), worldwide U.S. So There's no obligation. 1-800-242-1569 In 72nd genocide in 1915 1923, Library/ Learning ls sponsoring film, case," 45- mlnute will Aprll 21, 1- 1:45 1n 107. deals occupied historical ls its historical film includes sequences establishment Republic in 1918. is public. , ' RANGER Pl Timm Dave Qedemer Chlld Care to • vtait the Bunny. Art · chosen selected 1n arts 1n in Iconography," acrylic colorful detailed numbered if biology is larger ''environmental" Alchemic Emporium.'' HoJ. Intema. tional featur. ing abroad. 1s Missouri This year 570 competed for 1n Midwest Holmes' work was one of Holland $78,000 1n financial 10, UW Board The Justke professor Susan Takata on youthrelated services and programs is follow- a student will involve interviewing mem. city's process, effectiveness with a.a.cine i,JI' Parkside in the Hall. For application contract Information Call or 2320 The $15,000 1s part of a from at coordinate youth-related services Kenosha a youth in being conducted by Takata The study, dubbed the Kenosha Gang Project, eKi5tJng police de• School District and social service agen• cles demographic characteriSUCS of mem· tht : $9,800 from ear· age Racine Corp. for ~ket feasibillty study bY and 500 Marketing Research; $l~1ne ln Ra edl· university's Blom 4(11 cal Research Institute; :~;. a from multiple donors art de· print workshop in the m tbe 774 fro com· Humanities celemittee for a symposi:ai brating the bicente the U.S. Constitution. epted Regents also ace oe· $53,457 from the fe~e~ ped Educationta ! Grant student fiJ18.IIC program. Flve Years All'> April 24, 198Z Committee established Files One Year Ago April 24, 1986 Asbestos,radioactive waste ralse concerns on campus Asbestosremoval, storage of hazardous waste and tb possiblemishandling of radioactive materials on campu~ werediscussed at an Environmental Concerns Committe meetinglast week. CarolLee Saffiotl, associate professor of English, representedfaculty, staff and students who raised questions to her about the handling of hazardous materials at Park. side. . Asbestosremoval has bee.n occuning in Greenquist HaU forthe past month, SafioU said the campus may not have compliedwith many guidelines outlined by the EPA or OSHA. TheSexual Harassment Advisory Committee has estab- Ushedmembers to represent the faculty. academic staff, classifiedstaff and students, Representative of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Unda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: CarlaThomas and Pat Henslak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancelloron all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor In devising programs designedto Inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassm.ent. to increase their sensitivity to it and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies availableagainst it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment. to bring about an informalresolution. Ten Years All'> April ZO,1977 Wine to be served In Union The Parkslde Union Operating Board voted last Thursday to begin serving wine In the Union effective as soon as possible. The proposal to serve wine began with a request to ChancellorGuskln from PSG A President Harvey Hedden and Presldent.elect Rusty Tutlewskl. The chancellor had no substantial objection to the proposal, the UOB unanl· mouslyto permit wine. Concert features students "Musicfor 88 Keys and Six ~trlngS" will be featured on ednesday, April 29, when Parkslde plano and classical guitarsludents present a con. cor! at one o'clock In Com.' mUnicationArts room D-IS. The Music Department is eponsorlngthe concert. Krlsly Parham and Jill Lammers, pianists, wtIl join gultsrlsts John Wynstra, Arthur Rose, Denise Barrett and John Costigan In present. Ing solo works by composers Leo Browe, Vllla·Lobos, Brahms, Chopin, and Moreno· Torroba. The concert Is free and open to the public. PACEnl'S MUSIC UNLIMITED PARKSIDE STUDENTS WELCOME auality Instrument for Band and Orchestra Complete Repair service 5905 6th Ave. Kenosha 657-5031 We Have It All! 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Before immigrating 10 the United Slales from Poland. be waa a reeearch sclentlat at the Pol. Ish Academy of Scienc... In Wanaw. His other reeearch Inlere8to inclUde inductive Inference, expert sya\.enuI, Inle1llgent robotIo8 and appUcatJono of computer science to life science. particularly to medicine and agriculture. He baa pubJlsbed more than 120 researd\ and technical papers. and edited or co-edited four booIuo In the Uniled stales and abroad. Two ed!· t10na 01. "Machine LearnIng: An Art1flcal lnle1llgence Ap· preach," whlch he co-edited, represent the first boob on mac1llne leartlin« and are U8ed in eIaaaroom. &CI"OS8 the country. JoIIcba1llItI baa CC>«'glUlIzed three InlemalionJ machine leam.inc worU!lopl and Is coeditor of the _ Learn· In&JoumaJ. HIs tal1< 10 part 01. the Artifl· cIal lnle1llgenea Lecture Sert.... Moody arrives Monday, 27th "Free Trade or Protection- Ism--Which Path for the United States?" will be the topic of a free public talk by U.S. Rep. James Moody (OWls.) at .1 p.m, on Monday, April Z1 In Ibe Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center at the University of Wisconsin·Parkside. The talk will be followed by a dlacus· sian. Moody will be the distinguished lecturer In Political Science at uw-p that day and will speak before a number of politlcal science classes and meet with faculty and students at an lnfonnal lunch· eon. His visit Is organized by UW-Parkside political science professor Kenneth Hoover, chair of the university's Polit- Ical SCience Department. Moody, a member of the influential House Ways and Means Committee. was first elected to Congreaa In 1982. He represents WlscooaIn's FItth CongressIonal DIstrIct. which essentJalJy 10 the north side of KIlwaukee. Moody's predeceeeoe ..... Henry Reuss, who served for 28 years as a leading Ubera1 In the House of Repreantatlves. Moody holds a Ph.D. de· gree In economIo8 from the University of C8Jifornta-- Berkeley and a Kaster's de· gree from the John F. Kenne. dy School of GovenuD4lllt at Harvard University. He served as a Peace Corpe vol· unteer In PaJdslan In the early 19110'•• He bas worked as an economist In the federal Department of Transportation, been a profe.saor of economics at UW-Mliwaukee and served In the slate Legislature aa botl1 assemblyman and senator. CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES! APPLY FOR THE NEW COLLEGEGRADUATE PLAN TODAY! YOUR DOWN PAYMENT CAN BE LOW AS 5%! His uw·p viall Is sponsored by the student Political ScIence Club and the urnverslty'. Political SCience Department. 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Safioti said the campus may not have complied with many guidelines outlined by the EPA or OSHA, Five Years Ago April 24, 1982 Committee established The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee has established members to represent the faculty, academic staff, classified staff and students. Representative of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase their sensitivity to it and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment, to bring about an informal resolution. Ten Years Ago April 20, 19'7'1 Wine to be served in Union The Parkside Union Operating Board voted last Thursday to begin serving wine in the Union effective as soon as possible. The proposal to serve wine began with a request to Chancellor Guskin from PSGA President Harvey Hedden and President-elect Rusty Tutlewskl. The chancellor had no substantial objection to the proposal, the UOB unanimously to permit wine . Concert features students "Music for 88 Keys and Six ~trlngs" Will be featured on ednesday, April 29, when Parkaide piano and classical guitar students present a concert at one o'clock in Oommun1cat1on Arts room D-18. The Music Department ts SJ>onsortng the concert. Kristy Parham and JW Lammers, pianists, will join guitarists John Wynstra, Ar· thur Rose, Denise Barrett and John Costigan in presenting solo works by composers Leo Browe, Villa-Lobos, Brahms, Chopin, and MorenoTorroba. The concert is free and open to the public. 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Moody arrives Monday, 27th "Free Trade or Protec onism-- Which Path for the United States?" will be th topic of a free public talk by U.S. Rep. James oody ( O Wis. at 1 p.m. on onday, April Z1 lo the Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. The talk will be followed by a diacussion. Moody will be the distinguished lecturer in Political Science at UW-P that day and will speak before a number of political science cla.ues and meet with faculty and students at an infonnal hmcheon. His visit is organized by UW-Parkside political clence professor Kenneth Hoover, chair of the university's Poutteat Selence Department. Moody, a member of the influential House Way and Means Committee, was first • 1 .8 liter fuel-Injected 8fl9IM • Power front disc brakes • Steel belted rad ial tires • Halogen headlamps • Tinted glss . • Eledric rear window detogger • Intermittent wipers . • R&mOle controlled m,rro, All standard equlpmsnt AN AUTOMOBILE FOR A~ MAJORS .• • Business majorS w find a great deal I an trrY8S of • ~~;~~ring majors wit! ~ppreciate its fine German eng in ~ring utilizing a 1.8 liter fuel•tnJected . engin~ and front wheel dnve • Art majors will alsO apprecaate I Geirg,o Grvgsaro desig , same designer who has insptred Ferraris and Lamborg mis. • fox 2 door only. ~RaRUJL - 8100 Washington Ave. ~2886 Hwy, 20 West of Hwy. 31 on the Frontage Road ATTENTION p EMPt YEES nt nt all m286 03 .. "BOW I MADE 818,000 ' . PORCOLLEGE BY WORKING WEEKENDS." 'f~ When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time Jobs to pay for college. . , They ended up in car washes and hamburger joints, putting in long hours for little pay. Not me. My job takes just one weekend a month and two weeks a v: I' year. ' r,-MA-IL-TO-: An-ny-Na-ti:o-na-l"G-ua-rd. -P..~.,.;Bo-x 6-0'0-0, C-lifto-n, N-J 0-701-5, 1- let, m earning $18,000 for college.' ' Because I joined my local Army NAME OM OF : National Guard.· ArADiDiDRWES;SS ---..:.-------=---=----'---- 1 They're the people who help our CITYISTAT&ZIP " " : state dunng emergencies like burri- - AREA CODE PHONEUSGITIZENIilYES DNO 1 cimanpeosrtaanntd fplaorotdos.f oTuhreyc'oreuntarlys'os amni'litary I SOCIAL SECURITY NU"1 BER BIRTH DATE I defense. ' OCCUPATION 1 So, since I'm helping them do such n~E~;L;~,tlJ~~~~~~Ld\fE~LbE~6 : an important job, they're helping me BRANCH. RANK AFMiMOS N--=--_I,--'" 1 make it through school :rc e~e "Sl"-~oa~llECA'lJ'I"'O<'G''"~"q""lS~£SON'<~,v '0lJ'l0-~0'\J~<l s'o~c ...,-SlCl/RlT'o "UIoOIl(A ................. I • L='R"O_"'~_ROO'~OO'~.~~'~,~;:;,'-' _____A__r_m_-_¥_National- G-------M~~-J -!..A~m~eriCansAtTheir Best. uard As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New , GI Bill,I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard: And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back-up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more -for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600,* OR MAIL THIS' COUPON. .: . 'In Ha":aii: 7~7-5255: Puerto Rico: 721-4550: Guam: 477-9957: Virgin Islands (51. CrOIx!.7,3·6438: New Jersey: 800-452-5794, In Alaska consult yourlocal phone directory. -, - - . A c,1,9,85h United States Ggverri:mentas represented by the Secretary of Defense. ng t:s reserved. >,' - , : -, • "ROW I ■ ADE 818,000 . FOBC LLEGE BY WO-ING WEEKENDS." ,r - .. .Jit • - .... 4. . ., \ When my friends and I graduated from high school, we all took part-time jobs to pay for college. As soon as I finished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. Then, under the New GI Bill, I'm getting another $5,000 for tuition and books. Not to mention my monthly Army Guard paychecks. They'll add up to more than $11,000 over the six years I'm in the Guard. And if I take out a college loan, the Guard will help me pay it back-up to $1,500 a year, plus interest. It all adds up to $18,000-or more - for college for just a little of my time. And that's a heck of a better deal than any car wash will give you. THE GUARD CAN HELP PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE, TOO. SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE 800-638-7600;' OR MAIL THIS COUPON. They ended up in car washes and hamburger J0 oints, putting in long hours *In Ha~aii: 7.? 7·52 55; Puerto Rico : 721-4550; Guam: 477-995?; Virgin Islands ,£ <St. Cro1_xl: 7 13-6438; New Jersey : 800-452-5794. In Alaska. consult your local 1or little pay phone directory. . • c 19_85 nited States Government as represented by the Secretary of Defense. Not me. My job takes just one Allnghtsreserved. weekend a month and two weeks a year. r- - - - - - -:- - - - - ;_ _ - - - - - - -, v: I' MAIL TO : Anny National Guard, P.~. Box 6000, Clifton, NJ 07015 I 1et, m earning $18,000 for college. Because I joined my local Army NAME c M □ F I National Guard. •oo••ss I They're the people wnG> help our c1Tv1sTAT&z1p I state dunng emergencies like hurricanes and floods. They're also an AREA <::ODE PHONE • f SOCIAL SEC RITY NUMBER important part o our country's military defense. occuPAT10N So, since I'm helping them do such iI~Yt~J.1~fJ~~~~~~LJ\C&Lff~6 an imJ?Ortant job, they're helping me BRA cH RANK AFM / Mos make 1t through school. L !t:SiW..E,=~~~'!"'~~ .. -=-r;.-• I Arm NatioDai-i~~-----Af~L~_J ' Americans At Their Best. ___ U_ anl Thursday, April 23, 1987 7 . , ~our Holocaust documentary ,IShoah" provides "emotional c ." byGaryL.schneeberger man's 9% hour documenta . onnectlon to Holocaust Editor about the annihilation of Je~ on ~Unday. May 3 and at 6 In Europe during World War p.~ on ~onday, May 4. II. What s amazing about The movie, called "the 'Shoah'" Rosenberg ex. greatest use of film In motion plamed, "is that Lanzman picture history" by critic does not use a single frame of Gene Siskel, will be shown in ~~d foota~e. He concentrates two four-plus hour parts In th updating the stories of the Union Cinema. Screerun sase who went through the for part one will be at 3 p ::, ~olocaust. He doesn't fall on Sunday, April 26 and ":t Ii ack on stale. images of p.m. on Monday, April 27' em,aclated bodies . things .part 2 will be shown at 2 p..m' webefovree. seen a hundred times ~----.Club Events'-- _ Sigma Epsilon llle PI Sigma Epsilon CoilarketlngFraternity will meetingsevery Wednesall p.m, In Molinaro 116. "'CCIUb Yeswe are alive and well, existing at Parkslde! eClub Is a brand new ortion this year, and. we a lot of exciting plans the upcoming 1987-88 Iyear. Ieare opento all students DO, youdon't have to be a e major to join or have ! next meeting will be y, Apriln at 1p.m. In . Arts D118. "Iverybody's heard of the ust, but no one really an emotionalfeel for It. ~ y, this will help esthat emotional connec- " tbat's how Richard Rosenassociate economics ~ssor,views the upcomscreening of "Shoah", chdirectorClaude Lanz- 'llle Pre·MedClub will be speakers on Monday 27 at 7:30 p.m. tri DI. Three hospital aclsls will talk about expandingrole of the 1stIn health care. A comparing hospital erclal and privately: .."e,.harmacles will also at . The meeting will. Pre M8 p.m. with elections ••..:..ed officers for 1987. - ...gat 7:30 p.m .. Pi Sigma Epsilon PI Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. In Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $10 and price Includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will' be held on April 23-24 In the Molinaro Concourse. Physics Club The Physics Club wlll be touring the Argonne National Laboratory on Saturday. April 25. Students are to meet In the Union Bazaar at 10:45 a.m., transportation will be provided. All university students and faculty are Invited to join us. Sign-up on the door of Greenqulst 233. Geology Club The Geology Club will be sponsoring a speaker on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. In Greenqulst 113. Dr. Joe Moran of the College of Envi· ronmental Sciences at Green Bay . will present the talk "Blocllmatlc Anomaly at the Edge of the Laurentide Ice Sheet?.. The presentation Is free and open to the .public. .We Call·It Special Checking • Free Printed checks • Unlimih~d Checkwriting • Safekeeping 0f Checks • No Minimum Ballm\£· " • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME llailk~Elmwood • Motor Bank Durand al kentucky !7I,,<I {-{Ir,Pe1 (Fe/wlt"i' 554·5311 • Main Office 2704 lathrop Ave. Racine. WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC Psi/Chi Psychology Club There will be a PsI/ChI Psychology Club meeting Wednesday, April 29 from 1-2 p.m. In Molinaro 311. New of. ficers for June 87-June 88 and new Psi Chi members will be Installed. All are welcome! Wargamers The Parkslde Association of Wargamers will hold a meet. Ing on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. In Molinaro L-4. We encourage anyone interested to attend. Club events such as GenCon and the year end plcnic will be discussed. International Studies Club The New Officers for the International Studies Club are President: Nadene Ellis, Vice President: Shelly Kortendlck, Secretary-Treasurer-: Ya- 'Coub (Jack) Ayyoub. ''If one really wants to understand history," Rosenberg went on, "this is the way to do It. Perhaps because of this film, history won't repeat it. self." 10 addition to showings in the Union Cinema, there will also be Video presentations. The movie will be shown in Its entirety on Wednesday April 29 from 8:30 a.m. to 6; 30 p.rn, in Union 207 and on Thursday. April 30, at the same tune In Union lOt. After those showings, the videotape will be placed In the Ubrary's collection. Rosenberg is coordinating the showing, which Is co-aponsored by the International Studies Program, PAB, the Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. Beth Israel Sinal Congregation of Racine, Beth Hillel Temple Congregation of Kenosha and the Parkslde Foreign Film Series. Chorale and Chamber Singers to present final concert The Chorale and Chamber Singers. directed by Prof. Robert Campell, will present their concert of the season at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 7. at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 2915 Wright Avenue .• Racine. Admission Is $2 for stu. dents, senior citizens and Parkslde faculty and staff, $t for the general public. Proceeds from the concert will be used for music scholarships. The Chorale will sing a selectlon of short pieces for choir. with contemporary works by Delta .roio. Pfautsch and Curtis. The Chamber Singers will sing Schurnann'a "Spanisches Liederspiel. tI a ecng-cycte for a quartet of voices. Both groups will join forces for the last selections of the concert. featuring the songs of Ives, American Negro spir- Ituals and popular numbers, "Misconceptions" is theme of art show Gallery 124 presents a group show, entitled "M1S· CONCEPTIONS" on Sunday, April 26th. and on Sunday, May 3rd, 1-15 pm at m 66th Street, Kenosha. ThIs Is a multi-dimensional show with the theme of mls. conceptions as Interpreted by the individual artists. It Is free and open to the publlc. Call 6112-3993 or 6117-8OOlI for more lnformaUon. PI-gnotti 's HOURS PleaseuseourprodUClsin:~eralion. . 6,f 0pen~9hrusal. iuwp i V~ ~:9Y ~-- HwyE oomJl 1 ~ 1585 ~North 22nd~A"V'-.nue-e~~~Ph~'q-;-;!-;8-' l/2O-0U r ,!I I;:::!..! FREE POSTERS ~ EXCHANOt: MILLER S4282pack N/R Bottles Returnable Cases Meister Brau 8489 Mamms 8489 24.12 oz. Ret. Bottles 7-Up, DIet 7-Up, Squirt, CIlerry 7·Up, Dr Pepper S32~Pack Barrel Specials Hamms 1/4 81299 Schlitz 1/4 81899 Beremen Original Apple UqulUr 8711M~~re .52 Rebate II~S399 art es aymes - ~ Wine Coolers I I~ "Stte/I's Spot;;"" S21~pack SleU of 24 WINE LER Close Out sale Assorted Flavors $299 $1699 ~~x 4 pack 24 Pack Match J Thursday, April 23, 1987 7 ~ur Holocaust documentary 115hoah'' provides ''emotional c • ,, byGafYL,Schneeberger man's 9½ hour documenta . onnect,on to Holocaust Editor about the annit.lilation of Jez on l::hmctay, May 3 and at 6 in Europe during World War P-~ on ~onday, May 4. gverybody's heard of the usl, but no one really an emotional feel for it. y, this will help es' that emotional connec- !bat's how Richard Rosenassociate economics ' r, views the upcornscreening of "Shoah", ch director Claude Lanz. II. , Wh~~ s amazing about The movie, called "the Shoah Rosenberg greatest use of film in motion plained, "ls that Lanzm~ picture history" by critic does not use a single frame of Gene Siskel, Will be shown in old footage. He concentrates two four-plus hour parts in on updating the stories of the Union Cinema. Screenings those who went through the for part one will be at 3 pm Holocaust. He doesn't fall on Sunday' April 26 and at 6 back on stale images of p.m. on Monday, April 27; em,aciated bodies - things part 2 will be shown at 2 p.m. we ve seen a hundred times before. J..----Club Events·----- SJgrna Epsilon !lie Pl Sigma Epsilon Colfarketing Fraternity will meetings every Wednesal 1 p.m. in Molinaro 116. cClub Yes we are alive and well, existing at Parkside! c Club is a brand new ortion this year, and we a lot of exciting plans the upcoming 1987-88 year. We are open to all students no, you don't have to be a c major to join or have ! 1lle next meeting wlll be Y, April 27 at 1 p.m. in .Artsous. 1'e Pre-Med Club will be speakers on Monday 27 at 7:30 p.m. 1n Dl. Three hospital cists Will talk about expanding role of the cist in health care. A comparing hospital ercial and privately: atiJnharrnacies will also · The meeting will Pre at 8 p.m. with elections 11 • .:..~ed Officers for 1987• ..... \lllg at 7:30 p.m. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon will be sponsoring the Loop 500 on Friday, May 1 at 1 p.m. in Inner Loop Road. Team fees are $10 and price includes a Loop 500 t-shirt for each member. Prizes will be awarded for winners. Sign-up will be held on April 23-24 in the Molinaro Concourse. Physics Club The Physics Club will be touring the Argonne National Laboratory on Saturday, April 25. Students are to meet in the Union Bazaar at 10:45 a.m., transportation will be provided. All university students and faculty are invited to join us. Sign-up on the door of Greenquist 283. Geology Club The Geology Club will be sponsoring a speaker on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Joe Moran of the College of Environmental Sciences at Green Bay will present the talk ''Biocllmatic Anomaly at the Edge of the Laurentide Ice Sheet?" The presentation is free and open to the_public. Psi/Chi Psychology Club There will be a Psi/Chi Psychology Club meeting Wednesday, April 29 from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro 311. New officers for June 87-June 88 and new Psi Chi members will be insb¥1ed. All are welcome! Wargamers The Parkside Association of Wargamers will hold a meeting on Friday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro L-4. We encourage anyone interested to attend. Club events such as GenCon and the year end picnic will be discussed . International Studies Club The New Officers for the International Studies Club are President: Nadene Ellis, Vice President: Shelly Kortendick, Secretary-Treasurer: Ya' Coub (Jack) Ayyoub. "If one really wants to understand hi tory," Ro en berg went on , ' 'thi is the v.:ay to do it. Perhaps becau e f this film, history won't repeat ft. elf." In addition to showings in the Union Cinema. there 111 also be video presentations. The movie will be hov.n in its entirety on Wedne day April 29 from :30 a . m . to 6; SO p.m. in Union 2<YT and on Thursday, April 30, at the Chorale and Chamber Singers to present final concert The Chorale wW slng The Chorale and Chamber Singers, directed by Prof. Robert Campell, will present their concert of the n at 8 p .m. on Tue day, • y 7, at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 2915 Wright Avenue. , Racine. l ction of hort I c tor choir, with contemporary ork by D lla Jo o, Pfau h and CurtJ.s. Admission is $2 for tu. dents, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $( for the general public. Proceeds from the concert will be u ed for music chol arshlps. "Misconcep ions" is theme of art show Gallery 12( p n a group show, entitled '' CO CEPTIO S'' on Sunday, April 26th, and on unday, May Srd, 1-5 pm at W th Street, Kenosha. Call 662-399 or 8157 . Thia l a multi-dim nslonal more lnlorma on . for We Call --It Special Checking • Free Printed Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance ~- Wine Coolers II ~ s311 art es aymes I "Stroh'sSpok;;,.,, s2 9 ~pac s18~!of24 • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME B-an-k~ Elmwood 'Mo1or Bank Durand a1 Kentucky rl?nlau;/Jet ,ferfJkt' 554-5311 • Main Office 2704 Lathrop Ave. Racine, WI 53405 • Green Acre Office Hwys. 31 & 38 FDIC MILLER s4212pack N/R Bottles Returnable Cases Meister Brau 14119 Ham ms 14119 24-12 oz. Ret. Bottles 7-Up, Diet 7-Up, Sq lrt, Cherry 7-Up, Dr Pepper s32~pac Barrel Specials Hamms ¼ s1299 Schlitz ¼ 118 99 Berentzen Original Apple Uqueur s711 •ff:r • S2 Rebat WINE C LERS Close Out Sale Assorted Flavors $299 * 1699 ~'t 4 pack 24 Pac Match 8 ThuntdllY, Aprtl23, 1987 PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC Would you use a skating pond if one were available on C~!1!Pus? YES-ND-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Comments Would you participate-support a football club if there were one on campus? YES-ND-UNDECIDED Comments Have you any comments-suggestions you would like to have addressed or answered? . Name (Ophonal)==,.=;;;;-;-;;~;-;;:;;;: Thank you. I will try to post the results In my next column. .. . ' ____ .....A. W~e~N~!T!~!N!~~tudents and 1200 Thursday, "priUS ~ a Party featurtng "The others. Sponsored by PAD. far WORKSHOP:. "Managerial gkers" starting at 9 p.rn. ~ Styles" starts at 9 a.m. In Sh~ Square. Admission IS Monday, Apru 2'1 Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for Un ~ned at the door. SP<)n- , reservations. Sponsored by cha g b PAB ROUND TARLE: "The!lolo. the Continuing Education Of- sored y. caust and the Ge"""" fice. "Saturday, April 25 Church" by Rev. llelnrt•• MOVIE: "Secret Honor wlil Grosse of West Ge "" be shown at'7:30 p.m. In the WORKSHOP: "Bartender starts at 12:15 p.m. In U Union Cinema. Tickets for the Awareness" starts at 11 p.m. 106. The event Is free Thursday Foreign Film Se- In Union 207. Call Ext. 2312 open to the pUblic. rtea will be available at the for details. FILM: "The Armenian ".."..'".. door. PLAY: "The Cradle Wlll The Genocide of 1915" WlJ1 • Friday, April 24 Rock" wlll be repeated at 8 shown at 1 p.m, In Mo WORKSHOP: "Staffing Your m In the Communication 107. The film Is free 8lld Organization" starts at 9 a.m, l::rt; Theatre. Tickets wlll be to the public. In Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for available at the door." WORKSHOP: "Malor details.' MOVIE: "Secret Honor wlll slons" will be repealed at WORKSHOP: "Major Decl- be repeated 8 p.m, In the p.m. In Union 202. Call ext. slons" starts at 1 p.m In Union Cinema. All seats are "2452 for reservations. Union 202. Sponsored by sold for the Saturday Foreign' DOCUMENTARY F'IUIt Career Planning and Place- .Film Series. "Shoah" (part 1 conllnualllrl ment Office. starts at 6 p.m. In UteUnlall BIKE RACE: Starting at 1 Sunday, April 26 Cinema. The film is free SIIl\ p.m. on the Inner Loop Road. MOVIE: "Secret Honor" wlll open to the public. Call ext. 2125 for more de- be repeated at 1 p.m. In the talis. Sponsored by Pi Sigma Union Cinema. Tickets for the Epsilon. Sunday Foreign Film Series MOVIES: "Modern TImes" wtll be available at the door. wtll be shown at 1:30 p.m, DOCUMENTARY FILM: and "The Great Dictator" will b wlll be shown at 7:30 p.m. In "Shoah" (part ~) , e the Union Cinema. Admission sChionwemnaa. tT3hep.mfil.mInIstahbeouUtnitohne is free for Parkside and Car- destruction of the Jews duro thage students and $2.00 for' Th fI1 . others. Sponsored by PAB. Ing World War II. e m ,IS Will free and open to the public. ' PLAY: "The Cradle MOVIE: "Monster Verdoux" CRoomckm" usntiacrattsionat A8rtps.mT.heInatrteh.e wtll be shown at 8'30 p.m. In Call ext. 2564 for ticket tnror- the Union Cinema. Admission matlon. Is free for Parkside and Car. Tuesday, Apt1) 28 WORKSHOP: "Major DecI. slons" will be repealed at I p.m. In Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for details. LECTURE: James R. PeW. sen, who writes Ute "Pla1IxI Advisor" 'column In Playbaj Magazine will talk at 8 p.1t In the Union CInema. program Is free .and opea the public. Sponsored by PAB. ANNOUNCING PERSONAL SYSTEM PC FAIR ---- -- - ---n----__-1-. ..,. ...-, TUESDAY, APRIL 28th ALCOVE AREA (Next to Bookstore) 9 a.m, - 4 n-m. COME SEE THE NEW IBM PERSONAL SYSTEM/2 8 Thur9day, April 23, 1987 PSGA Questionnaire Drop off in PSGA Office, WLLC ----~A Wte~N!!r!!'..!}!''!,!.~,udent, and 12,. Thunday, April ZS ~ a Party featuring "~e others. Sponsored by PAR. for WORKSHOP: "Managerial sh!kers" starting at 9 p.rn. m Styles" starts at 9 a .m. in U ·on Square. Admission ls Union 207. can ext. 2312 for c~rged at the door. Sponreservatlons. Sponsored by sored by p AB. Would you use a skating pond if one were available on ~usb-UNDECIDED Comments Would you listen to a radio station if we were to run one on campus? YES- 0-UNDECIDED Comments Would you partici~te-support a football club if there were one on campus? YES-NO-UNDECIDED Co mments Have you any comments-suggestions you would like to have addressed or answered? . l ) ame (ophona ---.------,---:-Thank you. I will try to post the results m my next column. the Continuing Education Of• flee. .. will Saturday, April 25 MOVO:: "Secret Honor be shown at 7:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Serles will be avallable at the door. Friday, April 2' WORKSHOP: "Staffing Your Organization" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2312 for details. WORKSHOP: " Major Decisions" starts at 1 p.m in Union 202. Sponsored by Career Planning and Placement Office. BIKE RACE: Starting at 1 p.m. on the Inner Loop Road. Call ext. 2125 for more details. Sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon. MOVIES: ' 'Modem Times" will be shown at 1:30 p.m. and " The Great Dictator" wW be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission Is free for Parkside and car. thage students and $2.00 for others. Sponsored by P AB. PLAY: " The Cradle Will Rock" starts at 8 p.m. in the CommunicaUon Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564 for ticket information. WORKSHOP: "Bartender Awareness" starts at 9 p.m. in Union 207. Call Ext. 2312 for details. PLA y: • 'The Cradle Will Rock" will be repeated at 8 m in the Communication ~~ Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. MOVIE: "Secret Honor" will be repeated 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, April Z6 MOVIE! "Secret Honor:• will be repeated at 1 p.m. m the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. DOCUMENTARY FILM: "Shoah" (part 1) will be shown at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The film is about the destruction _ of the Jews during World War II. The film is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "Monsier Verdoux" will be shown at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside a n d Car. ANNOUNCING TH - - - - • ... -- ,.. - ----- - - - ... .... - -- ..,, -- --- • • PERSONAL SYSTEM PC FAIR TUESDAY, APRIL 28th ALCOVE AREA (Next to Bookstore) 9 a.m. - 4 p~m. Monday, April r, ROUND TABLE: "The 1fo1o. caust and the Ge Church" by Rev. Rei:: Grosse of West starts at 12:15 p.m. 1n u111a1 106. The event Is free open to the public. FILM: ''The Armenian Caae· The Genocide of 19115" Will • shown at 1 p.m. In Mo 101. The film ls free and to the public. WORKSHOP: "Major Deel,; slons" will be repeated at I p.m. in Union 202. Call ext. 24f52 for reservations. DOCUMENTARY F'IUI: "Shoah" (part 1 cont1nuat1Ga starts at 6 p.m. 1n the Untan Cinema. The fllm is free and open to the publlc. Tuesday, April 28 WORKSHOP: "Major Deel, sions" will be repeated at t p.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2452 for details. LECTURE: James R. Pei.. sen, who writes the "~ Advisor" 'column in Playbof Magazine will talk at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. ~ program is free and ops It the public. Sponsored by P AB. COME SEE THE NEW IBM PERSONAL SYSTEM/2 ~~~~ThUrsd~aY'AP~rtI23'~1987~9 ente rtai nme nt McCurdy -Short Cuts·- byBernie Doll m~sicalscene which is !II aturated with top forty IItl"'bandsand groups that the oldies of one's nightmares it is reasthat there are still • bands who silll play Ibeb' muslc. one of best original bands ibis area is Pat McCurdy the Confldentlals. y's music appeals to wid' variety of Individuals I lh1s tact illustrates that iIIIaoog wrillng ability of this Is something to be reck- _ with. The band plays and roll ( for lack of a r moreall encompassing ) and their songs deal '11th the everyday expertences (withsome exceptions) ratherthan recounting the IpOlIs of a million dollar life· Ilyls droning about how blehuman existence Is. ane 01the things that sets Ibe Conlldentialsapari from othergroups In the area Is tile metthat the live show is alwaysdifferent. Along with _t additions their 1epetolre McCurdy and band IIao do an Impromptu request I8Ctlon In which they perform 1IIlatever audience members ea1l out some mcdlflca, lions). This part of the show can take some interesting recent session doda Led Zepplln, Laurie Pat McCurdy and the Men About Town atlesting to the band's popuyou Iarlly. Pat said that the most fun recent recording was done "With the spirit In mind" In Confident1als perform. rather than aiming for a per. ance. feet recording. Recently, Pat and band went Into MlIwaukee's Breezeway studios to record a three song demo which features, "Wonderland of Love" I "How". and "Don't Wait an. other Day". The demo (which was aided by Mike Hoffman) is now being shopped around to the major labels. The Con. flndentials last release "How to Love and Be Loved" (which featured ten tunes) sold out a couple hundred copies the two weeks that It was available the public Pat McCurdy and the Conti· dentials are an entire entertainment package featuring humor, satire. social commentary, and some of the best music in this or any section of the country. see them now before the large area markets snap them up. Pat said that "There is a demand for us in Minneapolis and Chicago." would be great disservice yourself to not see Pat McCurdy and the Confidentials soon! ALL IN THE NAME -----OF LOVE by AlianUc Starr------ (Warner Bros.) two. Ita lyrics are uninspired but harmless, as are the vocals. UUe cut other duet, "All of Love, II 1!1 a poor rendition at Al Hudson and One Way. It has a mellow ballad sound, but the vocals just aren't impressive. The Instrumentation is typtcal synthesized keyboards and percussion. the music simplistic repetitive. There is nothing special about songs the sing- Ing. None 01 the songs are ortenstve, but most of them are lorgettable. Atlantic Starr's latest album is just as the title suggests - a compilation of love songs with nice IIttie beata. boasts the song "Always," which is currently on The group's pop sound, with touch of R&B, may hit home with those who are just looking lor a ballad album ot the mediocre. IIght.groove Aliantic Starr·s trademark has been duets by Weathers either David or Wayne Lewis. Ot the album's songs are duets. "Always" is the beller of the Utlle America -------- by Utlle America (Warner The debut disk from Uttle America presents a band that developed something worthwhlle. ThIs is not to say that the album Is an e/fort completely devoid of enterlalnment, but most 01 it is about as appetiz. Ing as a piece of dry toast. The trouble with Uttle America the fact that they present the lack on the is atrocious. There are only two tracks on the entire LP ·Rlntz tlme distinct from the rest and much material is plain and repetitive. Yet, as easy it would be to dismiss lh1s album as a toial loss It would not be fair to do 80. The recording is quite god with a strong bass and drum attack and well mixed vocals and The album also contains some standout like "World". "Lost Along Way". and the haunting "Walk On F~' ··Bernle Doll BRATS. BURGERS AND "I 29 11am-2pm Union Patio WedL.ivAepnMusic by .. " JACK MACKEREL" Free Admission I!! =--==============-Thul'Sd-=ay,==Aprt2l3=, 1=9 :::::897 en t e rta i nm en t Mccurdy man about music by eernle Doll t%ii .. .• ·-- 'N'i -- - musical scene Ill a turated -:' bands and groups ~t one s reasthat still uieil'muslc. One Ibis ts Confidentials. ~y's wide individuals !. ihiB fact • 1111 aoog writing ablllty • lllld ls reck- 1 with. The band plays ,-..uer more all w1111 experiences with some rather than ipo111 llfeiyle or i.rtble human is. One of the lie Confldentials apart Giber groups in is le fact that ls always different. mutant to npetolre llao impromptu aeclion in whatever call (with modificallona). an . A ded a Anderson combination. As you might have noticed, McCurdy likes to have fun and humor plays a large role in any Confidentlals performance. into Milwaukee's features, Love", How", another Confindentials ''to and in it to attesting to the band's popularity. Pat said that the most recent recording was done "With the spirit in mind" rather than aiming for a perfect Confidentlals entertainment satire, commentary, section Go demand It a to -Short Cuts- ------OF LO\'E Atlantic Starr -----( Br01J.) AUantic ls as suggests • little beats. The album being played the airwaves. v.1th a tor of mediocre, light-variety. Atlantic Starr's Barbara and Of nine only two better Its The title and in the Name Love," ls of ha.a impressive, instrumentaUon ls typical percussion, aimpllatic and la the or singing. of offensive, forgettable. •·Marla Rint:: Uttle Little Bros.) disk Llttle has not yet fully into worthwhile. This ls effort entertainment, of abOut ing Little is nothing new and the. of variety album that have the time signatures much of their is - ns It this total lt falr to so. la and guitars. nlso tracks like .. Perfect the and "Walk Firf'~' ••Be"tfc BRATS, ••• Wed. April 29 11 am-2pm Live Music by: " ~A~K MACKEREL" Adm1ss1on !!! Shape upt by Michael J. Rohl Agood, nutritious and 1I'IlIj..... diet Is what a body '" perform:But what Is pi. balanced diet? Well, candy, cake, cookies, fnlils and vegetables, and McQonald's is aweD·balanced diet. 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This Influx of sugar causes in. sulin fluctuation, causing energy highs and lows. Also, the excess sugars can only be stored as fats. More complex carbohydrates, however, take longer to digest and usually contain more vitamins, minerals and fiber. Because complex car. bohydrates require more di· gestion, they allow a steady flow of energy. Also, the body doesn't naturally break down food to the smallest parts right away. Carbohydrates are broken down into glycogen and stored in muscle. Fats are a secondary source of fuel and are present in virtually aU foods to a cer· tain degree. They are burned over a long period of time and contain more energy than any other source, but there's one problem, - some fats con· tribute to high cholesterol. Thursday. Apcl123, 11187 11 Athlete p-rofile Le~~c~!!!n~ces Englishand tennis "Tennis is my best 5 rt coach, Dick Frecka, really but not my favortta r I POth' relates to the players. 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Thursday, Apdl 23, 1987 1 Classified Ads TOGA-TOGA' ' - J ~ - /, 1· dance FRIDAY APRIL 24TH 8:30 UNIO SQUARE STUDENTS 2 GUEST 3 FIRST 100 IN TOGAS GET FREE LAURELS THE SHAKERS MQv~ review No secret by Gary _berger Movies like "The Secret of My Success" are a lot like mJd·aJr plane colllaions: disasters which could have, and should have, been avoided. Michael J. Fox, fresh from taking It on the chin for the labored "Light of Day," Is lost In this brash, overblown stinker which purports to be a comedy. But there's nothing funny to about a script that. unloads more Implauslbllltles than UHaul unloads couches. Brantley Foster (Fox) abandons Kansas. heads to New York to work in the mallroom of his uncle' 5 corporation. beds his aunt, falls for a comelybut- cold executive and winds up Impersonating a top-level exec between mall runs. None of this meshes well with the ridulculous romantic undercurrents, in which .. Fox's lack of success every prtnclpal character Is shacking up with another principal character who happens to be married or attached to yet another prtnct- .pal character. So frenetic and disjointed Is Director Herbert Ross' pacing that viewers feel like they're watching three tennls matches taking place simultaneously on the same court. When the plot contrivances aren't befuddling viewers. Film dictionary released by Jim Nelbaur Entertainment Editor There have been many Who's Who books on film, but this Is the first What's What. .'The American FUm Industry" by Anthony Slide (Greenwood Press) Is a brlllant, encyclopedic tome packed with valuable information. Slide carefully has complied statistics on every aspect of American turns and filmmaking, giving descrlptlons and essays for each entry, followed by addresses (where appropriate, e.g. studios, and a bibliography of further readings for each entry.) For students of American films It Is most Important. 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Helen Slater (as Fox's love Interest) Is lulling them to sleep with a pitifUl performance which makes her work In "Superglrl" look like Oscar fodder. Embarrassingly shff, especially when she's trying to be bitchy, Slater boasts all the chartsma of an old cat toy. And It's clear that Fox, who's as cute and endearing as ever, has a hard time trying to work with such a stifferoo. . Had Michael J. Fox, otUI hot property deSPite ..a "Light of Day" fiasco ".. agreed to waste hlmseu Ilol this hokum, "The Secret'" My Success" WOUldprobab~ have never seen cellulbld aJ as long as folks the callb~rIII Fox lend themselves to SUCh vacuous endeavors, We can expect to see movies as d184 trous as any mid·alr l'1aJl crash. e Softball--- Softball from page 12 scored two runs In the seventh inning and had two on with two out, but a shot off a Parksde bat was snagged on a diving catch by the Demon's snortstop, preserv- Ing their victory . That afternoon, Parkslde played the host team St. Francis. The Rangers scored first with a run In the first, but couldn't bring anyone around and ·lot 4·1. The Rangers left 12 runners on base In the game. The lone bright spot was Zimmerman, who went 3-for-4. Last M**on*d*a*y,* the Rang"" hosted St. Xavier. The VIal. tors, however. weren't gracious guests, taking the .... bleheader by scores 6·2 8Ild 10-3In eight Innings. Parkslde led the first g8IIIe until the third inning, but St. ·Xavier scored two in the tll1rd and four in the fourth. In game two, Parkslde 104 3-1 until the sixth, whenSl. Xavier tied the game IIlII sent it Into extra 1nnInga. Major statusdelayed------ SOC from page 1 boxes, II Harmeyer comment. ed. Robinson explained that she was not on campus at all last week and was unable to read anything that was In her mailbox. The other senators who were absent from the meeting and may have read the final draft of the constltution were excused from attending or' had previously informed Vice President Corby Anderson that they would be late. . A futher complication In the WEDNESDAYS ___ FROM7PM .. IMPORTED B:Efj~'SPECIALS "'?.- \. .;. ~ T A • t •• """ 6100 WASHINGTON AVE., RACINE, WI. AND ALL THAT LIVE JAZZ approval of the consUlulllll and acquisitlon of mojo' status arose with Senator Fred Monardl's questlonlng whether the entlre body 01 SOC was aware that the approval of the consitution_ Indeed, the signal for petlUon· tng for major status. I 'There was no motlCII made In SOC that we pas. tlIe constltutlon through the sen· ate to gain major status, but as a representative of SOC, I'm entitled to bring an~ that SOC passes for Sena approval. We don't move to have the minutes approved by the Senate, yet that is done each week." Harmeyer explained. ell I' The explanation satisfi 1: Manardl's question. Bill I Former SOC chair lh I Serpe was unhappy with ,,; I,' Senate's indecision as well.the think it is disgraceful thsaotme' Senate could not act on uIS I thing that has been in c1r~er: I, tlon all year and, furas<. " more, I will help D°':rcum. meyer find a way to C a'or vent the Senate to seek111J status." he commented. j,I j I' • I~,I I, l' I' SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Refrigerators, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More! Get the Surplus Pnce SUPER SURPLUS oUTLET 5535 22ndA:- I OPEN7d8P' ......... ~ ,. " Thuladlly, April 23. 1117 Movie review No secret to Fox's lack of success b Gary hneeber r tovtes like • 'The Secret of 1:y uccess" are a lot like mid• Ir plane colllaJons: disa t which could have, and· hould h ve, been avoided. Michael J. Fox, fre h from king It on the chin for the 1 bor d "Light of Day," Is lo t In thJs brash, overblown tink r which purport to be a comedy. But th re's nothing funny about a cript that unloads more lmplaustbllitles than UHaul unloads couches. Brantley Foster (Fox) abandons Kansas, heads to ew York to work in the mallroom of hJs uncle's corporation. bed hi aunt, falls for a comelybut- cold xecutlve and wind up impersonating a top-level exec between mail runs. one of this meshes w U with the riduiculous romantic undercurrents, in which every principal character is shacking up with another principal character who happens to be married or attached to yet another principal character. So frenetic and disjointed is Director Herbert Ross' pacing that viewers feel like they're watching three tennis matches taking place simultaneously on the same court. When the plot contrivances aren't befuddling viewers, Helen Slater (as Fox's Jove interest> is lulling them to sleep with a pitiful performance which makes her work in "Supergirl" look like Oscar fodder. Embarrassingly stiff. especially when she's trying to be bitchy, Slater boasts all the charisma of an old cat toy. And it's clear that Fox, who's as cute and endearing as ever, has a hard time trying to work with such a stifferoo. Had Michael J. Fox Still hot property despite lhea "Light of Day" fiasco agreed to waste himsei, not this hokum. "The Secret OIi My Success" would ProbabOf have never seen celluloid ~ as long as folks the callb~r Of Fox lend themselves to SUCb vacuous endeavors, we can expect to see movies aa disaa. trous as any mid-air Plane crash. Film dictionary released Softba//--- Softball from page 12 scored two runs in the seventh inning and had two on with two out, but a shot off a Parksde bat was snagged on a diving catch by the Demon's shortstop, preservb · .Jim . lbaur t,ntertalnm nt Editor There have been many Who· Who books on film, but thJ. l th first What' What. ''The merican Film Industry" by Anthony Ude (Gr nwood Press) is a brilant, encyclopedic tome ck d with valuable information. Ude carefully has compiled tatistics on every aspect of American rums and fllmmaking, giving descrtp- Uons and essays for each entry, followed by addresses (where appropriate, e. g. studios, and a bibliography of further readings for each entry.) For students of American films It ls most important. In Its page we have references to so much ess ntial data on film, lt ould conceivably take a dozen or more reference book to make comparisons by volume alone. What makes this boo even more salJent is its in-depth descrip- DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS! A Regular DOMINO'S PIZZA s3~~TASK A Large DOMINO'S PIZZA ss~!TASK TWO WEEKS ONLY!! 654-ssn 4919 60th Street lions and information for ab• solutely every entry. Not one thing is dismissed as insignificant. For libraries with sections on film, it ls an lndispensible reference work. Anthony Sllde's name certainly adds value to the already comprehensive tome. Slide has written a number of fine books on the media, his works on silent film being especially noteworthy. ing their victory. That afternoon, Parkside played the host team St. Francis. The Rangers scored first with a run in the first, but couldn't bring anyone around and lot 4-1. The Rangers left 12 runners on base in the game. The lone bright spot was Zimmerman, who went S-for-4. ****** Last Monday, the Rangen hosted St. Xavier. The vial. tors, however, weren't gra. cious guests, taking the doubleheader by scores 8-2 and 10-3 in eight innings. Parkside led the first game until the third inning, but SL xa vier scored two in the third and four in the fourth. In game two, Parkside led 3-1 until the sixth, when St. xavier tied the game 111d sent it into extra lnn1nga. Major status delayed------ S0Cfrompage1 boxes," Harmeyer comment. ed. Robinson explained that she was not on campus at all last eek and was unable to read anything that was in her mailbox. The other senators who were absent from the meeting and may have read the final draft of the constitution were excused from attending or -had previously informed Vice President Corby Anderson that they would be late. A futher complication in the AND ALL THAT LIVE JAZZ WEDNESDAYS -...-- FROM7PM IMPORTED BEER SPECIALS approval of the conatltutiml and acquisition of major status arose with Senator Fred Monardi's question!llg whether the entire body ct SOC was aware that the approval of the consituUon was. indeed, the signal for petition• Ing for major status. ''There was no motioo made in SOC that we pass the constitution through the Sen· ate to gain major status, but as a representative of SOC, I'm entitled to bring an~ that SOC pa$808 for Sena approval. We don't move to have the minutes approved by the Senate, yet that 11 done each week," Harmeyer explained. The explanation sattsfled Monardi's question. Bill Former SOC chair Serpe was unhappy wllh ~.; Senate's indecision as well. think it is disgraceful that the Senate could not act on so: thing that has been in clrc er: tion all year and, turthHaJ'· more, I will help Dotcurn· meyer find a way to c ajOr vent the Senate to seek m status." he commented. - SURPLUS GOODS Stereos, TVs, Ref~geratOIS, Stoves, Furniture, and Much More( Get the Surplus Pnce SUPER SURPLUS OUTLET 5535 22nd A:. ._~on .. ;11.;.1.11a_,,,_,_ .. :......._ .. .. I • Ranger softball team's erratic season continues by Kobb Luebr Sports Editor The Parkslde softball team carried a 13·14 record into last week's action and put together a rour-gama winning streak before losing two games over the weekend and two on Monday. Last Tuesday's game agatnst Loyola was cancelled due to rain. then the women travelled to the National Oollege of Education for a doubleheader. In the first game, Ranger pitcher Karen Livesey almost pulled a Juan Nieves, tossing a one-hitter, with a walk, as Schedule SOFTBALL Fri., April U- I.U.P.U.I. tournament; vs. St. Xavier, 6:45 p.m.; vs. Spring Arbor (Mich.), 7:30 p.m, Sat., April as - The I.U.P.U.I. tournament continues; vs. Buller (tnd.). 9 a.m.; vs. I.U.P.U.I., 10;45 a.m.; vs, Valparaiso, 2:15 p.m, Mon., April 27 - At UW·Green Bay, 6 p.m. Wed., April 29 - Home vs, U.I ..Chicago, 4 p.m, All games are doubleheaders TENNIS Fri. and sat., April 24 - At the Midwest Invitational tourn arnent , Whitewater, begtnntng at 10 a. m. Friday; continues at 9 a.m. Saturday Mon., April 27 - Home vs. Northeastern IllInois, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today, April 23 - At UW-Madison, 2 p.m, Sat., Apr11~ - Home VB. Concordia College. noon Mon., April 27 - At Concordta College, Mequon, 1 p.m. Wed., Al?rIl 29 - At Northeastern IllInois, 1 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TRACK Sat., April 2ll - Women at the Elmhurst College Relays, 10 a.m. Ron'sPCace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2fO,1, 12-4 p.m, Tuesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha, WI • 657·4455 -z photo by Jack No, you're not .. elng double. Kim Vanderbush (17) is at bat for Parbidl while Renee SpE:ar(4) assumes a similar stance while waiting on deck duriIt Monday'S game against St. Xavier. The Lady Rangers lost the doubtl hIIdIi to drop their record to 17·18. Crosse was Parkslde's oPPO- on KIm Vanderbush's nent, "Thls game was sco- Buckland pitched the reless until the fifth tnntng, plete game shutout. when the Rangers struck for The next morning, a run- which turned out to be Rangers took on DePaul, the only one of the game. team they've had trouble With two outs, Jane thls year. The Blue De Schumaker hlt the ball to cen- jinx continued as DePaul ter field, where It was 4-2, but It wasn't due to a dropped by the fielder. of Parkslde effort. Schumaker ended up on third Behind 4-o,the on the error, then came home Softball see page 10 Marter breaks school record Women's track team "running hot" by Michael J. Kohl Asst. Sports Editor Parkslde won 1-0. The Rangers got the only run they needed tn the fourth tnntng. Pam Hosp led off with a single and was sacrificed to second by Julie Gaestel. A wild pitch got Hosp to third. then a single by Michelle Zimmerman brought in the run. In the second game, the Rangers scored three times tn the third Inning and five times tn the fourth to support Tracy Buckland's pitching and beat National College 8-3. This *Pa*st * w*e*eke*nd, the Ranger-s were a part of the College of St. Francis tournament. In the round-robin event, Parkslde ftntshed thlrd out of five teams with a 2·2 record. The first game for the Ranger was Friday agatnst UI·ChIcago, a team lost to earlier in the week. This time. though, the tables were turned as the Rangers got two runs in the seventh inning PJ beat UI-C 4·2. Gaestel was the hltttng star as she went 3- for-4 with 2 doubles. Livesey was the winning pitcher. Later that day, UW-La. Another beautiful spring day - maybe on the warm side, but not warm enough to slow down the Parkslde women: but then, there is very Iltlle that seems to slow them down. Coach MIke DeWitt's team Is tn a dynamic state; dynamo "Icany Improvtng . or so It would seem • from the way they keep runntng faster each week. We~eMoved Were Bigger and Better ", . Than·Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: lier-'r ExclUSive to the Racine/Kenosha area... Thermo Trim "Body Wrap" The most adlJanced European weight lass and cellulite reduction treatment rr;;- - 5;d:t;S;:;i;j" - -;;th~u=l IBefore 10 sessions s4000 Only "OU • sea Wolff Systems 633-3022 I I ~ • Solana Systems ITravel Solana Torso Systems 304 6th St. ~ Parkslde J-.D.-Re-qU-ired--D_ownto:w:.n :Ra1c.ine I em" Foryo - /t.. ur U Imate Ion - we naue the utI/mate in tonning beds. 304 6th St., Downtow~!laclne • 633-3022 "Thls happens this ttme year because we are sw1 ing from more volume distance to less volume more quallty," said DeWitt. Of the 11 women who veiled to Southern Illinois, ran their personal bests season bests, including chelle Marter, who set a Parkslde record In the meter run. DeWitt attribu the outstanding preformsn to the nice-weather I exceU track and an easing up training. "Things are a llttle diffe ent this year," said DeWI "I wouldn't be surprisedIf.. , see a steady drop In tim . If this trend contlnues,vlll squad going to Russel Arkansas for the Nollui Champlonshlp could be q large. . ten "There are about .. pIe running pretty hot, Witt said. "There are ten pie who could break and qualify." •••.•• meter'" Parkside results. 20090(sbl;!U" JacqueHne Cotton. 4thOO25isbl. ~ • becca Scott, 6th, 2~i.168 (pr). ~ Nancy Marter, 2nd, . d .4'30.511 (II' - Michelle Marter. ~t46 '(Ib); Jilleen Fobalr, 4th, . ooixlrn . J Reiter, 5:00.3 (S~k2 ($b); Melotick, 2nd, 10. . LSUJ'& Alioto, 3rd, 10:39.4 (prj; man. 4th, 10:40.6 (sb). Key: sb • sea"on best; pr • best; Sf' • school record. b Robb Lu hr po dJtor Th Parkside softball team carrt d a 13-14 record into I t w k's action and put tog ther a four-game winning tr ak before lo Ing two m s over the week nd and two on onday. Last Tuesday's game against Loyola was cancelled due to rain, then the women travelled to the atlonal College of Education for a doubleheader. In the fir t game, Ranger pitcher Karen Livesey almost pulled a Juan !eves, tossing a one-hitter, wtth a walk, as Schedule OFl'BALL Frt., April 24 - I.U.P.U.I. tournament; vs. St. xav1er, 5:45 p.m . ; vs. Spring Arbor (Mich.), 7:30 p.m. t., April ~ - The I.U.P.U.I. tournament continues; vs. Butler (Ind.), 9 a.m.; vs. 1.U.P.U.I., 10:45 a.m,i vs. Valparaiso, 2:15 p.m. on., Aprll 27 - At UW-Green Bay, 5 p.m. Wed., April 29 - Home vs. .I.-Chicago, 4 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TENNI Fri. and Sat .. April 24 - At the Midwest Invitational toum ament , Whitewater, beginning at 10 a.m. Friday; continues t 9 a.m. Saturday Mon., April 27 - Home vs. Northeastern Illinois, 3 p.m. BASEBALL Today, Aprtl 2S • At UW-Madlson, 2 p.m. Sat .. April :m - Home vs. Concordia College, noon Mon., Aprtl 27 • At Concordia College, Mequon, 1 p.m. Wed., April 29 • At Northeastern Illinois, 1 p.m. All games are doubleheaders TRACK Sat., April :m - Women at the Elmhurst College Relays, 10 a.m. Ron'sPface Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2fort, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas oreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Parkside won 1-0. The Rangers got the only run they needed in the fourth inning. Pam Hosp led off with a single and was sacrificed to second by Julie Gaestel. A wild pitch got Hosp to third, then a single by Michelle Zimmerman brought in the run. In the second game, the Rangers scored three times in the third inning and five times in the fourth to support Tracy Buckland's pitching and beat National College 8-3. ****** This Past weekend, the photo by Jac11 Rangers were a part of the College of St. Francis tournament. In the round-robin event, Parkside finlshed third out of five teams wtth a 2-2 record. No, you're not -Ing double. Kim Vanderbush (17) Is at bat for Plltllldt while RenH Sp(,ar (4) assumes a similar stance while waiting on deck 11111111g Monday's game against St. Xavier. The Lady Rangers lost tlM double IINdli to drop their record to 17-18. The first game for the Ranger was Friday against UI-Chicago, a team lost to earlier 1n the week. This time. though, the tables were turned as the Rangers got two runs in the seventh inning to beat UI-C 4-2. Gaestel was the hitting star as she went 3- for-4 wtth 2 doubles. Livesey was the winning pitcher. Crosse was Parkside's oppo- on Kim Vanderbush's nent. This game was sco- Buckland pitched the reless until the fifth inning, plete game shutout. when the Rangers struck for The next morning, a run which turned out to be Rangers took on DePaul, the only one of the game. team they've had trouble With two outs, Jane this year. The Blue De Schumaker hit the ball to cen- jinx continued as DePauJ ter field, where it was 4-2, but it wasn't due to a dropped by the fielder. of Parkside effort. Schumaker ended up on third Behind 4-0, the Later that day, UW-La- on the error, then came home Softball see page 10 Marter breaks school record Women's track team ''running hot" by Michael J. Rohl Asst. Sports Editor Another beautiful spring day • maybe on the warm side, but not warm enough to slow down the Parkside _women; but then, there is very little that seems to slow them down. Coach Mike DeWitt's team is 1n a dynamic state; dynamically improving - or so it would seem • from the way they keep running faster each week. WeveMoved Were Bigger and Better ··· Than Ever Midnight Sun Tanning Salon Now Offering: Exclusive to the Racine/Kenosha area ... Thermo Trim "Body Wrap" The most advanced European weight loss and cellulite reduction treatment I T;;;- - ~~~-=i~ --=th~u= 7 ' Before 10 sessions s4000 Only v: • SCA Wolff Systems 633-3022 I I OU • Solana Systems I Travel • Solana TOl'SO Systems 304 6th St. Parkside I~ R::!:':::!,,, _Downtown Racine I ---- Trtm Center c~ 1 For your uhimote ton . we have the ultimate in tanning beds. 304 6th St., Downtown Racine• 633-3022 • 'This happens this time year because we are sw1 ing from more volume distance to less volume more quality," said DeWitt. Of the 11 women who velled to Southern IlllnOII, ran their personal bests season bests, including chelle Marter, who set a Parkside record In the meter run. DeWitt attr1b the outstanding preforman to the nice weather, excell track and an easing up training. "Things are a mue ent this year," said DeWI "I wouldn't be surprised If see a steady drop In tiJlleB, If this trend cont1nues,vill squad going to Russeh Arkansas for the Na ui Championship could be q large. • 'There are about t~. ple running pretty hOt, Witt said. "There are ten ple who could break and qualify." • • • •• tel1 Parkside results: :soi::1, litJacqueline Cotton. 4th, ·sbl _,i becca Sco\t, 6th, 26-~6 ~ (prl, J.l(l.lill Nancy Marter, 2nd, 2· · 4.30.'8 •• . Michelle Marter, 2nd, ·1sbl, Jilleen Fobalr, 4th, 4:~ • J• Reiter. {>:00.3 (sb). sb)' ~.-::..,,. MeloUck, 2nd, 10: 98.Z .1~-Alloto, 3rd. 10:39,4 (pr), man. 4th, 10:~.6 (sb). Key: ab • sea.7on b~I; pr • be.7t; .,,. • school record. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 28, April 23, 1987 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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