308 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/d82a731fafa4138f9b3e252a6b194dbd.pdf d02b73ed83c929c83b589cd2cb8423eb Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Asbestos, radioactive waste raise concerns on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 24, 1986 Alumnusjinds direction Page 6 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Farm crisis affects students Page 7 Volume 14, No. 29 ailioacti:ve waste cerns on campus by Jennie Tunkieicz. Editor Asbestos removal, st9i· age of hazardous waste and the possible mtshandling of radioactive materials on campus were discussed at an Environmental Concerns Committee meeting last week. carol Lee Saffioti, associate professor of English, represented concerned fac- uity, staff and students, who raised questions to her about the handling of hazardous materials at Parkslde. ECC also received a memo from the Universtiy Commit- tee. stating, .....ther.e have been many questions raised about the presence of asbes- tos In Greenqulst !;faJl and about the sarety rstandards observed in themonilorlnjt and removal oltadioactiJl'e matertal." . 'rhePmv"rsrfY CommltteeregJlestejtEoo to Investigate the matl:et~ Jlaffiott spenf five days in- v.llstigating some 01 the con- cerns and prepared a rough document in which she outlm .. ed the possihle <iiscourse be- tween the handling of hazard- ous matertals on campus and gutdeltnes of the state of Wisconsin, and from the En- vironmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Admin- Istration. Asbestos removal has been occuring in Greenquist Hall f<Jrthe past month. Gary Gdetz. assistant chan- cellor for fiscal affairs. said that during the Greenqulst venlllation project currently underway. asbestos-Imed .pipes were found and had to be removed "Th.e project Is under the .controi ot the state building commlslo.n at¥! we have been aSJlutelf!t: s being delt with In 4p-tOper Way." said Goetz. Sil,ffipt! .sa:l<l the campus mayllllQt)'il've compiled WIth Callboxes put on hold power at that time is red~ced to a minimum, all otncers are needed for patrol, leaving no one to man the control center at Tallent Hall. "The beauty of these call boxes is that students can contact the officers directly," he explained. "When the lot unit is picked up, It lmm:-dl- ately beeps. and the officer can respond to any call from anywhere on campu.s .- ~. side or outside the building. The system operates at 450- 470 MHz, a "local govern- ment radio" frequency, and for this reason it violates F~C codes, according to ~lke Toner of the state Depart. ment of Administration, who vetoed the ·system's im- plementation. . "The FCC stipulates that If an one other than the actual 1ic~nse holder operates a sys- tem at this frequency, the call must go into the central control system. The problem is that the security depart. CallBoxe~See pag~'2 by Gary L. Schneeberger If Parkside doesn't get an emergency parking lot com- munication system, it won't ~e for lack of trying, accord- mg to Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for fiscal affairs. Campus security was pre- pared to have emergency call boxesinstalled In the Phy Ed. Comm Arts and Union lots, but the Wisconsin Depart. ment of Public Admlnistra- han blocked the installation. "For years, student groups have worked with the adrnin- l~tration, trying to establish a Imk between the parking lots ~nd security," Goetz said. We looked at a number of alternatives and finally came up with a radio device we thought answered all our prOblems." I The system, purchased 7'm MotorOla In Milwaukee a a cost of $19,000, bypasses ~i problem inherent during 'ti rd·shlft security opera- ans,'Goeti· said-:-~S.irrceman. many guidelines outlined by the EPA, or OSHA, such as posting warnings that asbes- tos was being removed, keep- ing the community informed about the level of the asbes- tos, and developing a commu- nications packet for the build- ing occupants and others. "As good citizens we haven't followed the spirit of the law," said Baftiot!. In an interview on Tuesday, Goetz said he contacted the State Supervisor for the Greenquist project, Mike Widen, who told Goetz that ail the proper rules and regula. tions have been followed, and that an "expert" removed the asbestos in an upfront and proper way. At the Eoo meeting Safflotl addressed the issue of the storage and removal of haz· ardous waste containers on campus. She said c.ontainers or drums on campus groundS Hazardous See Page 5 Peace chances debated by Karl Dixon News Editor The differences and the similarties between the two positions on the opposite sides of the national defense issue were explored by the featured speakers of a peace confer- ence Saturday. Randall Forsberg. the Di- rector of the Institute for De- fense and Disarmament Stud- ies and Keith Payne, from the National Institute for Public Policy, discussed the subject of defense and laid out their very different but sometimes compatible positions. "We have larger and grow. ing conventional forces," Forsberg said. "We have set up a house of cards which is designed to fall over. The next 20-50 years may bring depression or a civil war." There is a small number of elites controlling the military forces, Forsberg said, "Our goal is to do away with the armed forces and the perpet- uation of the nuclear arms race." Forsberg said that even if the number of nuclear weap- ons was reduced by 99 per- cent, there would still be enough left to obliterate most of the major clties In the northern hemisphere. "If we reduce the nuclear weapons, we would increase the possibility of conventional war without eliminating the danger of nuclear war," he continued. The goal of the peace move- ment. Forsberg saId, Is to "reduce standard convention- al forces and to end the use of those forces as tools of power." Payne conceded that the more militaristic interests and the peace movement do have some common goals, but their policy recomrnenda- tions, he said, are very differ· ent. "We have many of the same goals," he said. "We want to reduce mllitary spending, end warfare and live in a world where people don't dismember one another. But, we don't agree in the area of policy." The two sides of the issue tend to be very sell-righteous and talk past one another, he continued. "There Is an Irn- mediate problem, and we want to have the prabl m Peace See Page 5 Take a break Workers take a break (rom constructin/( the new on-campus housing complex. 2 Thursday. Apri124, 1986 L • Winner says "thanks" SIIHI'll" To tbe Editor year. This has been the best ~®OO~~ .........,....._......------- Wowl Did it really happen? year. that I can remember. ~~ Did she just call out my for SOC people to cooperate name? It must be. I can't be- and get things done when Ileve that this Is happening to they needed to be done. A me. special thanks goes to the I'd like to thank the Dtstin- people that worked on the gulshed Student Service "Toy's for Kids" Committee. Award Selection Committee 1 am proud to say that 1 am a for selecting myself as one of member of Parkslde's Activt- the recipients for this year's ties Board (PAB) and will be award. I would also llke to continuing on as the chairper- thank the person who nomt- son of the Performing Arts nated me for the award. Committee. Watch out for It has been a pleasure what's coming to Parkside working with so many differ- this next year. I think that all ent people during my years the students will want to buy here at Parkside. The Parksl- season tickets for the series., de Dance Ensemble--Rangers If I have missed anyone, I d & Rangerettes have been a like to thank them also. Just great bunch of people to work because I won this award with. I think we have had the doesn't mean I'm going to most "volunteering" group of stop putting my best effort people in the Student Organi- forward. Watch out. zallons Councli (SOC) this Dan Galbraith Callboxes·------ Call Boxes From Page I men! does not have this dis- patch person at the control- ling switch box to monitor the transmissions coming in." Toner called the FCC's Chi- cago bureau and its national headquarters to seek their opinions, and they agreed with his Interpretallon. "This has nothing to do with the Department of Ad- ministration," he said. "It's simply a case of a violation of FCC regulations discovered during the same checking process we conduct whenever we're reviewing contracts." According to Motorola sales representative Sue McCarten, however, the code in question is obscure and has not been so strictly enforced in the past. At Parkslde's bequest, she is consulting with techni- cal advisers, seeking evi- dence to overturn Toner's de- cision. "Basically, what I've found out is that other places are using the very same system with no problem at all. 1 reviewed a copy of the Uni- versity of Michigan'S con- tract. and they received the same system no questions asked. "The Department's reading of the code is far too strict -" she continued. "All the FCC wants is a central control center which can close down a system in case someone not authorized to use it uses it. In Parkside's situation, that would happen if someone used the boxes as a prank, or if the box was inadvertently left in a call position, tying up the line. .'But even thcugh there isn't a person physically seat- ed behind the switchboard, the system can still be shut down. All a patrol officer would need to do Is go to the control center and shut down the repeater (a more power- ful transmitter which acts as the 'medium' through which the two-way communication passes)." McCarten is seeking the aid of Motorola's corporate head- quarters in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida to intercede on behalf of the university and obtain installation permission from the FCC. Goetz is optimistic that the effort will succeed, but is worried about doing without the system in the interim. "No one really understands the situation unless they ex- perience it," he said. "It'.s very frightening to walk out to your car at night, find that it won't start, and realize you can't get back Into the build- ing to call for help. We need these boxes, not only for the lots, but possibly for the dorms in the fall. " Ron Brinkmann, director of campus security, echoes Goetz's concern. "I hope to hell we don't miss any calls without these boxes that we might have been able to answer with them," he said. ~ Nobody asked me, but. Let Elvis rest in peace by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Can you stand just one more article about Elvis Presley? It's just that every time I am innocently in line at the grocery store, I am accosted by screaming headlines from the scandal tabloids regard- ing Elvis, Priscilla or Lisa Marie Presley. It doesn't matter that Elvis has been dead for nearly a decade. And that isn't all. "Saturday Night Live" reo cently ran a painfully unfun- ny sketch regarding Elvis Presley. The film "Into the Night" had the audacity to in- sinuate disgusting things about Elvis Presley. David Letterman recently made the offensive comment that In commemoration of Presley's fiftieth birthday, Rexall was running a two-for-one special on prescription drugs. And writer Albert Goldman wrote a so-called biography which critic Grell Marcus called "Lies about Elvis lies about us." Why? I don't know! Appar- ently ~here are a lot of people who Just don't realize that rock and roll would not have happened as It did had It not been for Elvis Presley. Many of the music's most Important artists - Bruce Springsteen is the best example - would have been absolutely incon- ceivable without Elvis Pres- ley. RCA Victor is still another problem. Their endless re- packaging of random Presley hits and their adding strings and other effects to "contem· porize" music that Is largely historical caused rock critic Dave Marsh to state that he wonders when "America's greatest music legend" will get proper treatment on re- cords. Perhaps the problem Is that Presley was so much a victim of his own massive popular-ity as well as his bad manage- ment. Presley's manager un- fortunately insisted upon a lot of fluffy-type films and re- cords to make Presley a more "commercial" com. mOdity,. thus hampering the reputatron of his original rebel rocker persona and his early Sun and RCA discs. However, when one clears away all of the dross, one can see the very foundation of aU •• rock "music. Elvis Presley is called the king of rock and roll simply, because his music (especially the early mate rial) contains the seeds 01 everything rock and roll is today. Priscilla Presley did a courageous and commenda· ble job presenting an honest look at Elvis the man inher best-selling book "Elvis and Me" but the essential ac- cou'nt of Elvis Presley is his music. Perhaps the bestthing to do is grab a copy of II.Th~ Rolling Stone Record GUIde and look up Presley's dis- cography. Then check out ~ny or all of the albums rated five A stars. The more you hear, the more you 'u realize just \\:ho was responsible for puttmg rock and roil on the map, as well as who opened the d?o.r for the brilliant black mUSiCl· ans who originated the styles from whence rock and 1'011 '" came. . . the Elvis Presley IS, by rar. single most important fi~ure in rock history. The next tI~e you want to laugh at a na s ~ joke about him, realize thfd your record collection wou t be unfathomably diflere n had he never existed. Jennie Tu.nkieicz ..••••••••...•.•............••••.••••• ······· Edito r Ranger is wr·tt nd . are solel res ~ e. n a e~lted by students at UW-Parkside and the.y Karl Dixon ...•.•......••........••••........•..•••• ···Ne\\'S Editor STAFF published' e'l)e~ w:;,~lefor Its e~itorial policy and content. Ranger. I.~ Kim Kranlcb .•.•............................. Asst. News Editor Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose, break..'!and hOl~ ursday durmg tile academic year except durlllg All corresPo::%:~e . .. Jim Neibaur ..................................... .jeeature Editor J ~.~y Carr. Scott Our-ty, ve,.;,y of W;"consin.p,hould be add"ssed to, Pa"<slde Range', Um' "- • Gary Schneeberger """""""" ... Asst. Feature Editor \\ illlam Dezoma, Mike Farrell phone (.~14) 553.2295 or ~rk.sldeJ Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Tele· 'OD Rich Blay ...."" ..." .... "" ..""."",,""""" Sports Editor Gretchen Gayhart. Tammy Adt'ertising r t 1-'1):553·2281. Hannah. 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Business Manager Serpe, Debbie Siegel, Nick tors and ;·cfuse letr::serves t~e.right to edit let· assoclcneD Toper. famatory content. contat11mgfalse and de- COlleGiare Steve Picaz4:!.:........................... Distribution Manager .. , . Rangel· is prj t d PRess EI3 , Th~'eA~'•• , ,!l e by Ole Raehle Journal ' .. - Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 29, April 24, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Campbell promotes choir program See Page 6 Rosa inducted into Hall of Fame See Page 11 Thursday, September 12, 1985 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Commemorating a friend The Parks ide flag flew at half-mast Monday in honor of Vince Gigliotti, assistant director of campus securlly, who died Friday. (Please see story on Page 3.) Security alerted by "mess" Two different men's rest-" ... rooms in the library have been the Scene of some unu- BUalactivity during the sum- er. . According to campus secu- Iy reports, on two different caslona, the first in an L-l troom, the second in an L:'~ restroom, officers have nd abandoned Life maga- linesand books based largely on the mOVie Industry in .the Iroom stalls, along with . t·appeared to be seminal • .1. ----- .. d. None of the magazines bOOkssustaineJ permanet age. Security reports give two Parate descriptions for the , and even though only one cOmplaints were filed, bad noted that the activities 'l'h been going on for weeks. se .e magazines and the cu~nal fluid were found by a that dian, but officers say "T no one saw the man. he Custodians noticed a Information in this article was based on an inter- view Friday morn,- ing with Gigliotti, age' 38, who died unexpectedly . on Friday evemng. See related story on Page 3, <mess in the m.en:s .wash. am" Vince Glghoth. As- ~~sta~t Director ?f Campus Security, said FrIda~ . mO:,n- . "and we were notIfIed .. InXlthough these isolated m· cidents are certai~l~ Qut ~f the ordinary. GiglOlttl doesn t feel they are cause for con- "We haven't had any cern. . e school problems s~nc started," he saId. Mess see Page 6 Politics cause PSGA to cancel rally c by Bob Kiesling tive. nosna Interfaith Network's am!,~s News Editor She said that because of the Food Share Program which h The polItics of world hunger countries' internal politics. allows people to donate $14 . as turned PSGA off .to hold- "money, clothes and food and two to rour hours of COrn- mg a rally to help fIght the aren't always given to the munity work for whIch they problem as originally had people." receIve 50 t~ 60 unds ot been planned, senators said. Rather, she said, the gov- food. po . Instead, th~ group is tenta. ernment comes first, the milt. Leonard HUbbard. a Ke- tIvely pla~mng ~o hold a tary second and the people nosha representative for Food demonstratIonto fight hunger third. First a national group that locally. '. "We felt lik~.we should Con- deals' with world hunger. said Sue Br'udvfg, chair-man of centrate here, Brudvig said. even though providing food PSGA'~ Stu~ent Serv.ices "The (Student Services) com- for people in southeastern Comrntttea, said that Afr-ican mittee talked about the poli- Wisconsin is probably more govrnments have been shown tics of world hunger, but now effective than trying to feed t? lack physical resources, we're investigating things 10- the starving in third world Iike transportation, as well as cally." countries such plans do not the concern for their citizens Brudvig said PSG A is con- attack the causes of hunger to make a hunger rally effec. sidering work inK with the Ke- Hunger see Page 10 . Madison keeping watch on advertising by Kari Dixon Community News Editor MAD1S0N-A staff commit- tee has been formed at uw- Madison to develop guidelines for advertising in student publications in the wake Of the controversy last month surrounding the removal and replacement of an abortion clinic ad in a student hand- book. Handbook editor Geoff Mer- rill was ordered to pull the ad by his boss on Aug. 6. His boss received the order from Dean of Students Paul Gins- berg. "He probably received the order from (Chancellor) Irvin Shain," Merrill said. "But that was never officially said. " Merrill received the order National Hispanic Week celebration starts Monday National Hispanic Week Heritage Week will be cele- brated at Parkside for the first time this year. during the week of Sepl. 16·20. The purpose of the celebration is to focus on the heritage and culture of Hispanics, as well as to educate people about the issues and concerns cur- rently facing Hispanics in to- day's sociel:1:'_ . __ . _ National Hispanic Heritage Week was established in 1968 by presidential proclamation. Jeanne Betz. Student Life Intern, and Hispanic .Week committee member, SRId the events planned for the cel· ebration are educational and enriching. "We want to make people aware that 'Hispanic' encompasses more than just Mexico - it includes all of Latin America. It is impor- tant for students to find out to pull the ad, Which had run In the Wheat and Chaff the year before, only one day be. fore the book was due at the printer. He had made only a verbal contract with the clinic, so he returned to the clinic, completed a written contract, and explained to the director what had happened. He also decided, with Gins- berg, to pun a religious preg- nancy counseling ad. "1 was told that the ad had to come out, and when I asked why, 1 was told 'just do it' ", Merrill said. "I wasn't happy, and 1 thought that if 1 got In touch with the clinic, maybe we could raise enough hell, and get them to reverse their decision. It A little hell was raised about other cultures and the events are also fun," she said. Travelogues planned for every noon Monday through Friday in Union 104 focus on various Latin American coun- tries such as Mexico and Peru, plus Spain and others. All week in the library there will be a display of Hispanic art and other items. Immigration, one of the im- partant issues currently fac- ing Hispanics, will be the topic of discussion on Tues- day, Sept. 17 from 12:30 to 2 p.m. in Union 104. Parks ide's Hispanic Club will explain the history and significance of the pinata on Wednesday, Sept. 18 at 1 p.m. In Union 104, and there will also be a pinata there to break. Free films will be shown as part of the celebration. On Vol. 14, No.3 when a Dane County Supervt, sor and the local and national media became aware of the decision. The Madison CapItal Times ran an editorial de. nouncing the decision; United Press International picked up the story; and USA Today ran the Jtem as one of its state news brlefs.- MerrHl, Ginsberg and Dane County Supervisor Stuart Levitan were featured in the media coverage. Levitan, In addltlon to being a Dane County Supervl- scr. Is President Pro Tern of Wisconsin Student, a student organization In Madison, and a law student. .,As a Supervisor and as President Pro Tern of WSA, I Ads see POli!e 3 Wednesday, "EI Norte" will be shown In the UnIon Cinema at 3:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. "The Bricklayers" and "The Land Bums" will be shown on Thursday from 1-3 p.m. in UnJon 104. The big finale for the week will be the dinner and dance in Union Square on Friday evening. HispanIc people from the Racine and Kenosha area wilJ prepare an au then- lic Hispanic meal of enctn. ladas, rice and beans for S3.75 per plate beginning at 7;30 p.m. The band "Los Helco- nes" wUI entertain begining at 9 p.m. and there will also be an authentic Hispanic cos- tume contest during the eve_ ning. Betz believes the events planned for the week shOUld attract many students as well as people from the Commu. oity. -------------_ ......-1. -- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 3, September 12, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Asbestos, waste update Page 3 Three leave Parkside Pages 10 and 11 Softball team readies for Nationals Page 18 Thursday, May 1, 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 30 Residence director dies The recently named residence director for Parkside's new housing project died this weekend in a seven car accident near Oklahoma City, OK. Craig A. Hall, and his wife Jill, were killed when a semitruck veered across the highway median strip and hit seven cars, according to Jenny Price, Director of Student Life. There were four fatalities and six people injured in the accident. Hall, who was chosen for the position last month, was to begin work at Parkside next week. Price said . Hall had already done some preparatory work for the campus. Hall was serving as coordinator for the Walker/Cross Center at the University of Oklahoma in Norman. He was working on his dissertation for a Doctoral Progam in Higher Education Admiminstration at Iowa State University, received his master's degree in College Student Personnel Administration from Western Illinois University and earned a B.A. in Health Care Administration from Ottawa University. "We are saddened by his death," said Price. "Some of us had gotten to know him in a short period of time and we had great faith that we had an excellent candidate who would make a great first director for the on-campus housing." Price said she is uncertain what will happen to fill the position. She speculated that another candidate from the pool of applicants will be selected to fill the vacancy. Graduation Proxmire speaks at ceremony U.S. Senator William Proxmire (D-Wis.), long known as a maverick in federal government for his forthright and occasionally iconoclastic style, will be the principal speaker at the University of Wisconsin Parkside commencement ceremony at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 11, in the Physical Education Center. About 500 members of the 1985-86 graduating class are eligible to participate in the ceremony, which is free and open to the public. The ceremony will include preseentation of the Chancellor's Award for the outstanding graduate of this year's class as well as awards for outstanding achievement to graduates in eight principal divisions of study. In addition, Distinguished Teaching Awards will be presented to UW-P faculty, a Distinguished Service Award will be given to a member of the university's academic staff, and a Distinguished Alumnus Award will be presented. There also will be remarks by Alfred S. DeSimone, president of the Parkside Foundation, E. John Graham, president of the Parkside Alumni Association and Edith Finlayson, a UW System regent. Bachelor and master degrees will be conferred by Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shu tier, Acting Vice Chancellor Ben Greenebaum and Finlayson. Proxmire has represented Wisconsin in the U.S. Senate since August, 1957, when he was elected in a special election, and has been re-elected since 1958. His current committee assignments include the Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs, Appropriations and Joint Economics committees. Proxmire is widely known for his "Golden Fleece of the Month" awards, issued by him to point out what he considers waste of federal dollars. Senate Minority Leader Robert Byrd, in a recent Senate speech, praised Proxmire as "an institution within an institution", noting that Proxmire has not missed a roll call vote in 20 years, voting 9,178 consecutive times. Byrd also lauded Proxmire for giving more that 3,000 Senate speeches urging the passage of an International treaty against genocide, which the Senate finally ratified earlier this year. A native of Lake Forest, ILL., Proxmire received his BA degree from Yale University and master of business administration and master of public administration degrees from Harvard University. He is a former newspaperman and a veteran of World War 11. Marshals for the commencement ceremony will be Prof. James Shea, chief marshal; Prof. Rhoda-Gale Pollack, faculty marshal; Prof. Anne Gurnack, graduate marshal; Prof. Carol-Lee Safiotti, bachelor of arts degree marshal; and Profs. S.P Datta and Timothy Fossum, bachelor of science degree marshals. Following the ceremony a reception hosted by the UWParkside Alumni Association honoring the graduates and their guests will be held Main Place of the Wylle Library- Learning Center. Schneeberger named editor irujan women Rehearsing a scene from Parkside's spring main stage production, "Trojan Women," are (left) Mary Woods, Racine, and Missy Weaver, Kenosha, both of whom are dramatic arts majors. The play will open next week. See related story on page 7. Gary L. Schneeberger has been named the new editorin- chief of the Ranger for 1986-87. Schneeberger, 21, who ran unopposed for the position, served as assistant feature editor for the Ranger this year and also has worked as a writing assistant in the Academic Resource Center in the library. In addition to his Ranger experience, Schneeberger has been a contributing editor to Happenings Magazine for three years and was an editor for the Tempest at Tremper High School, Kenosha, in 1982. He has completed his English degree and will work toward his Secondary Education Certification next year. Schneeberger said he has many plans for the newspaper. "I hope to streamline the staff so we can cover events more comprehensively and create a clearer between news and stories. "Ultimately, I want to increase the staff by recruiting more writers. We are going to experience a great deal of turnover after next year, and we need new people with new ideas to take over after we've gone," he said. Schneeberger replaces Jennie Tunkieicz, 21, who has served as Ranger editor-inchief for the past two years. "The Ranger just keeps getting better every year due to the dedicated involvement of the staff. This year the Ranger was rated 'First Class' by the Associated Collegiate Press, and I am confident that Gary can lead the newspaper to 'All American' status next year," said Tunkieicz. Gary Schneeberger 2 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER Letter to the Editor Students for Couvion To the Editor: Recently, Arthur "Buddy" Couvion's contract with the University was not renewed. Buddy has been the Coordinator of Student Activities. I feel he is an asset to the student organizations and campus community. If his contract is not renewed, student organizations and campus community will be losing one of the best people that has ever walked into this University. If you feel the same way about Mr. Couvion, and want the administration to review their decision on his contract, please sign a petition stating that fact. Petitions are located in the Parkside Activities Board Office, Union D114B (behind the Information Desk), the Ranger Office, next to the Coffee Shoppe, the PSGA office, in the Coffee Shoppe area, or the Peer suport Office. If you can't find a petition, then write a letter to Jenny Price, Director of Student Life, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box 2000, Union 209, Kenosha, WI 53141. Concerned student for students rights and good staffing. Dan Galbraith Letter to the Editor Fire at the smokers To the Editor: Back in "sixty-five" I was employed at an auto center, and one of my tasks was to scrap and clean brake drums. At that time there was no concern for the true dangers of asbestos, so no protection was provided in any form, even masks. With my medical history of x-rays and radiation exposure in order to help in the prevention of rejection of the kidney I received, I have probably been personally exposed to more radiation than the exposure submitted to by all the people on campus since the founding of Parkside. This might explain why I had a good chuckle with the Environmental Concerns Committee article in last week's Ranger. Not that I am not concerned about hazardous materials and their proper handling. It's just that there is something much more hazardous to one's health on campus, than to what was raised in the Ranger last week. In fact I think the Ranger ran an article about this cancer causing and radioactive substance about one month ago. I fear this substance more than any other hazardous material I have come in contact with in my lifetime .since I have lost more friends and loved ones to the product of this substance than any other. Of course the substance I am talking about is tobacco smoke. OK, I hear all of you smokers out there saying, "Oh boy, not another article on stopping smoking*%#@! We smokers have rights too, you know." That stipulated fact can be argued, but I am not going to do that here. I'd rather defend the non-smokers right to life, and the best way I know how is to hit smokers over the head with a two-by-four by using the order of words from our forefathers who founded this country. Those words are, "Life, liberty, and thepursuit of happiness," and not the same ideals in reverse order. Let us non-smokers have our first basic right please, so we can pursue all our other rights. The Environmental Concerns Committee is so concerned about asbestos removal signs and radioactive material confinement on campus when there is a greater danger to the students and staff on campus, for which there are no signs or inforcement of this substance to a confined area as to state law. I must say,"I don't know 'Cough, cough,' but I don't think the Environmental concerns Committee is afraid to take on the murderous tobacco industry, or the crazy people who want to commit a slow, "hara kiri."" Franklin Kuczenski Letter to the Editor Mother rejects impending war To the Editor: An Open Letter to my Sons, You are, the three of you, along with your sister, the validation of my past, and my hope for the future. As each of you were born, I rejoiced in the priviledge of nurturing and caring for you. My joys were your first steps, words, and days at school and play. Your friends were welcome at home, and my great delight was watching your successes and trying to make your disappointments less heavy. I have tried to allow you room to grow, knowing that this means, as a natural course, away from me. Historically women, wives, mothers, sisters and sweethearts have watched their men go off to war, waving flags, and cheering them onward. From time immemorial this has been our "role in life". I totally reject this role. I feel that it will be disastrous, not only for me, but for all I hold dear. I grew up a Catholic, voted Republican for much of my life, and believed in the good things that this country stands for. I feel no less a patriot as I write these lines. But was is evil. There is no such thing as, "God is on our side". The God that I have come to know and love, loves each and every one of us, no matter the country, and only asks that we try to love one another. This does not mean that I am sympathetic to the Libyan radical dictator, only that the people of Libya are a different matter. I believe that we all share this earth, and man's inhumanity to man has been perpetuated by those who would corrupt our values, and once again, pervert our goals, all the while watching the stock market rise ever higher, becoming rich and sleek on the bodies of our finest young men. No matter the false reasons, the bottom line is the enrichment of the vultures, by the deaths of our finest young men, raping our land, not only of mineral, but natural resources. John, you have told me that if we go to war, you will enlist. Jeff, you are in the Marine Reserve, and you may be re-activated. Know that I do not wish to influence either of you, and if need be, send you off with all my love, and God's blessings. We must all follow our conscience. And last, but never least, Joe. When I see you graduate from your basic training at Fort Sill, in June, I know that I will be proud. You have all made me that. You must do in your heart what you feel is the right thing. I know that God will bless you, as he has me, in having all of you. It is love that I send you each this letter. I must oppose this war that looms over us with its black cloud. I am not an especially brave person, but I do know that I must fight it, as, "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to be silent". I intend to establish an organization, to be called, "War is Not Sane", or WINS. I ask you to forgive me if I cause you any pain or embarrassment, but I must do this. Take care and God bless. Much love, MOM *00 * Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay... Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Kimberly Mir Heidari, Eric. Nowicki, Michelle Petersen, Mike Rohl. Scott Scheuber, Bill Serpe, Debbie Siegel, Nick Toper. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they arc solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 5311,1. T elephone (1,1!,) 553-2295 or (1,11,) 553-2287. Advertising rates are $1, per column inch or less in bulk. Advertising deadline is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication Thursday. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard sice paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Member of the associaieo coneciaTe pRessi a3 $ 3 9* RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 3 News Briefs Bill outlaws body passing Body passing will be illegal at Wisconsin Badger games this fall. Two weeks ago Governor Earl signed into law a bill outlawing the "dangerous activity" among students who attend the football games at Camp Randall, the Milwaukee Journal reported. The bill provides a non-criminal fine of up to $50. 911 line experiences problems The operators on the 911 emergency lines have learned that calls with no voice on the other end are often the result of cordless phones. According to Time Magazine, the police departments using the 911 numbers have discovered that the dialing system in cordless phone is triggered by low batteries or interference from household gadgets such as microwave ovens, hair dryers and garage-door openers. Three digit numbers are the most frequently hit, and for the emergency lines the phenomenon is more of a nuisance because silent calls have to be traced, in case a human needs help. Disease limits immigration Immigrants who have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome can now be denied access to this country if that information is known. The Immigration and Naturalization Service lists seven diseases that are grounds for refusing immigrants, Time Magazine reported, and included on the list are active tuberculosis, leprosy, syphilis and four other venereal diseases and AIDS, which has reportedly killed 10,408 Americans. The proposal would prevent individuals diagnosed as having AIDS from entering the country, the article said, but it will not require that immigrants take the antibody blood test which in itself does not prove an individual has the disease. Madison wins College Bowl The UW Madison College Bowl team won the national championship Saturday. The Madison team defeated the team from Princeton University at the intellectual trivia game in Atlanta Georgia, UPI reported. The team from Wisconsin made it to the finals after winning the regional competition in Beloit in February and another regional competition in Kansas in March. 1985-86 Ranger Staff- Thanks for a '4First Class" year. Love, Jennie X-Ed Asbestos Health hazard denied Jennie Tunkieicz Editor "There has been no air or environment contamination caused by the asbestos removal," said Mike Widen, State construction superintendent in charge of the Greenquist Hall ventilation project. Concerns about removal of asbestos from pipes in Greenquist Hall were brought to the Environmental Concerns Committee two weeks ago. Carol Lee Saffioti, associate professor of English, raised questions to ECC about whether the asbestos removal complied with guidelines established by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Her concerns included the failure to inform the Parkside community about the asbestos removal by posting signs and the failure to keep the community informed of the levels of the substance in the air. Widen said there is no air contamination involved in the method of asbestos removal which is being used. The contractor hired to do the asbestos removal is using the glove and bag method which, according to Widen, keeps the substance totally encapsulated and prevents any from entering the air. Widen said he monitored the removal himself and is certain no asbestos particles entered the air. After the asbestos is bagged, Widen said it is taken to an approved asbestos landfill site in Wisconsin where it is buried. "There is really nothing to be concerned about because there is no exposure level. Everything is being enclosed and removed form the campus, "said Widen. Widen claims that notices of asbestos removal were posted at all the entryways to Greenquist Hall by the contractor. When asked why there currently are no signs posted. Widen said, "Students are known to remove signs for their rooms. I never noticed if they were missing or not." He added that sign posting is the responsibility of the contractor removing the asbestos. Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said the administration is currently trying to obtain all the information available which deals with the asbestos removal in Greenquist Hall for the ECC to examine. The ECC also discussed the possible mishandling of hazardous waste materials inside and outside the campus. ECC chairman Doug DeVinny, associate art professor, said that some important questions were raised at the meeting, and the committee is currently trying to obtain answers to those questions. Some of the questions raised at the ECC meeting were: What are the levels of radioactivity on campus, who monitors the levels and how are the radioactive materials disposed of? DeVinny said the committee hopes to work in conjunction with the Science Department to find a contractor to remove radioactive waste materials generated from lab work on campus. In addition, DeVinny said the committee may consider requesting that an advisory committee be established to advise Ron Brinkman, Hazardous Waste Coordinator, on the regulations of waste removal. Eugene Goodman, professor of life science, who is one of four faculty members currently using radioactive materials in lab work, said in an interview on Tuesday, the amounts of radioactive materials used in any given experiment are "really small, trivial amounts. Technically and legally, we could put the waste down the sink but we don't want to contaminate the environment. This leaves us no alternative but to store the waste. It's a Catch 22 situation." DeVinny said he has not received any further information on containers sighted by Saffioti near Outer Loop Road. Saffioti reported to ECC she had seen containers at that spot up to six months ago, but when she recently looked for them, all that remained were stainless steel banding materials. After some investigation Saffioti found that the type of banding material she saw at that spot is used for containers of hazardous waste. ECC was scheduled to meet and discuss these issues yesterday, which was past Ranger's deadline. Radiation efforts investigated by Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor With questions raised by the Environmental Concerns Committee about the handling of radioactive waste inside the campus, another question arisese: What about the safety of the students who work with radioactive materials? According to Morris Firebaugh, assistant physics professor and chair of the Radioactive Safety Committee (RSC), the amount of radioactive material physics students work with is so small that there isn't any danger involved. "We go through more of a cautionary procedure than is necessary," said Firebaugh. Every physics student who experiments with radioactive materials wears rubber gloves, a white apron, and uses a geiger counter. "Radiation is one of the safest kinds of poisons because it announces it's presence," said Firebaugh. For the first time since the opening of the campus, a few drums filled with low level radiactive waste have accumulated. The material in such drums is mainly nonradioactive and consists of paper towels that have been used during experiements, according to Firebaugh. "It's a matter of laziness," he said, "what we should do is go near an incinerator and test each paper towel with a geiger counter and burn the nonactive ones." But since no one can spare the time and the drums have become a nuisance a contractor from Chicago has been hired to remove the drums by this summer, said Firebaugh. What would a student do if he/she touched some radioactive material? According to Sandy Leicht, registered nurse at the Student Health Services, it would depend on whether or not a bum had occured. If there was no burn, Leicht said the procedure, based on a book of health directives, would be to wash the contact area thoroughly with water. Security would be called and the student would be referred to Southeastern Family Practice where a physician would examine her/him. If a bum was evident, said Leicht, the area would be washed with a saline solution wrapped with gauze, and both security and ambulance would be called. In both cases, accident reports would be filled out for the student's protection. As far as Leicht is aware and since December, when she first started working at the center, no such incidents have occured. If you're still concerned about the levels and use of radiation on campus, Firebauch has a conscience-easing proposition. "We feel obligated," said Firebauch, "to those who are concerned to show them how to use a geiger counter so they can check the levels themselves." RANGER Art in the woods offered An opportunity to artistically explore the beauty of northern Wisconsin first hand will be offered by Parkside during a week-long visit to the Pigeon Lake field Station as part of a two-credit art course for the summer session. The course, "The Northern Landscape in Pigment and Pencil," will be taught by Parkside art professor David Holmes and will be part of a UW System Art Week, from June 29 to July 5, at the Station, and instructional research facility in Bayfield County 30 miles from Lake Superior. The facility occupies 50 acres of forest land, with over a quarter-mile of shoreline, and is operated by UW-River Falls. For complete information on the course call Holmes at 553-2113 or the Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The course cost $173.50, which includes tuition, activity fee, food and housing. "The experience will offer SAFE surveys taken The PSGA Student Service Committee is again compiling the SAFE Surveys Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations as a service to assist students in objective instructor/course selection for Fall registration. "Students will benefit from feedback that is not made available through departmental evaluations," said Mary Edwards, Chair of Student Services. This semester the committee is doing something different by handing the SAFE evaluation forms out with teacher evaluations instead of in the halls. They hope to receive 4000 completed forms. The forms ask students to evaluate the performance of an instructor and then grade them. "If you don't receive the SAFE questionnaire, it's probably because the repective division Chair has refused to cooperate, "said Edwards. Edwards said there are two divisions which have absolutely refused to distribute the surveys and a third has agreed only the committee makes appointments with about fifty teachers, then hand them out themselves. Edwards said students will see the SAFE results by the Fall semester. Sign up for Army ROTC Basic Camp. You'll get six weeks of challenges that can build up your leadership skills as well as your body. You'll also get almost #700. But hurry.This summer may be your last chance to graduate from college with a degree and an officer's commission. Be all you can be. See your Professor of Military Science for details. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT CAPTAIN ED RECKE (COLLECT) AT 414-224-7195 the plunge % \ this summer. students a unique opportunity to investigate nature's prodigious vocabulary," Holmes said. "Artist from around the state are joining together to create a community of visual thinkers in this idyllic setting. "While making art our top priority, there will be ample opportunities for swimming, canoeing, sailing, boating, and other summer sports," Holmes said. Evenings will offer movies, outdoor and indoor games, and additional art discussion, he said. The Station is nestled in the huge Chequamegon National Forest that features striking landscape, including virgin stands of white pine, hemlock and northern hardwood. Lakes, ponds, streams and bogs present an abundant diversity of f lora and fauna. Letter to the Editor Thanks to Galbraith Award winner Dan Galbraith was hard at work last week setting up and introducing the speakers at the new speakers corner event on campus. Having attended all three speakers corners, I have to admit that I learned quite a bit. Two professors, and one student gave presentations to a mere handful of interested listeners. Dave Holmes presented a fine talk and slide show on the naive artisans of Wisconsin which really inspired one to go out and not be afraid to make a statement in an artistic way. Dwayne Olsen gave an eye opening talk on the educational division student population out here at Parkside which consisted of a set of tables, and his interpertation of same. I tell you I'll look at educational students in a different light from now on. The last speech was a three in one concerning Racine/Kenosha as sister cities, why Kenosha seems to have a negative attitude about itself, and then a theory on smoking and fires dominant draw to it. I tell you I learned the value of a professorship since Dan and I were the only ones left at the end of my speech. Again I cannot thank Dan enough for his comments on my speech, and his willingness to listen to is until the end. Keep up the good work Dan. I know the speakers corner will be better attended in it's second year. Franklin Kuczenski Employment ads often misleading by Franny Van Nevel Wisconsin Justice Department Office of Consumer Protection Along with the warmer weather and final exams comes the wave of student summer employment ads appearing in campus area newspapers. These ads promise travel and, more importantly, great pay — which, with increasing tuition and living expenses, is very appealing to students. According to complaints on file, the truth about many of these jobs is that students end up working long hours selling books, magazines and most recently, chemical cleaners, for little and sometimes no pay. The travel may consist of a one-way ticket or a car caravan to a city of the company's choosing, and the pay may be based purely on commission. To persuade students to sign with their company, recruiters may use high-pressure sales tactics that promise free room and board, travel, sales training and large earnings if they sign right away. If they do sign, they are on the road within hours, sometimes without knowing what the job is or where they are going to work. The company tells them that they can contact their parents later — once they're on the job. Most commonly, employees are part of travelling sales ED GARVEY A new Senator forWisconsin GARVEY U.S. SENATE • Bom in Burlington, attended school there. •He and his wife, Betty,are UW-Madison graduates. Ed also earned a law degree from Wisconsin. •Two years in U.S. Army, lieutenant. •Private law practice. •Executive Director, National Football League Players Assn. •Wisconsin Deputy Attorney General. GET INVOLVED - NOW Call: Adrian Serrano Ph 553-2244 crews. These crews go from city to city and are dropped off in the morning with their assignments and then picked up at night. How much they earn and how many hours they have to work depends on how much they are able to sell. Hotel rooms are sometimes shared by six or more crew members. In other instances, the employee is given a one-way ticket to a particular city. The employee works alone and is responsible for the expense of making all living arrangements. Sometimes employees are instructed to say something in order to make a sale. For example, they may tell a potential customer that if they sell a certain nuber of books, they will win a scholarship. Under state law, if any part of the sales pitch is false, it is illegal and the salesperson may be held responsible. Shoddy sales practices certainly aren't characteristic of most direct sales operations. But before taking any job, first check out the company with the better business bureau, state and local consumer agencies or any former or current employees. Make sure you get a contract that includes your exact salary, the expenses you are expected to pay, a detailed description of the job and all responsibilities and any ver- • bal promises. If you are travelling, find out where you'll be going, for how long and what method of transportation you'll be using. Take enough money with you to get back home if the job doesn't work out. For more information, or to file a related complaint, contact Consumer Justice, the Attorney General's Office, P.O. Box 7856, Madison, WI 53707, (608) 266-1852. Those outside Madison can call tollfree 1-800-362-8189. RANGER f Thursday, May 1, 1986 5 Speaker discloses job strategy by Kari Dixon News Editor "Women have to make up their own agendas," said Marilyn Moats Kennedy, featured speaker during Accent on Women on April 19. "The most important thing women can do for their life and career is not explain decisions to anyone." Kennedy is the author of five books and currently is the jobs and careers editor for Glamour Magazine. Her talk offered advice to the modern career woman. "The workplace value is changing," she said. "Instead of people looking around for the hottest profession, people should look around and see what they want to do." Kennedy said in the 60's, when she was in school (she holds a masters degree in journalism from Northwestern) people were told to go to school and be teachers. This, she claims, resulted in too many teachers and not enough jobs. "Lots of people got out of school and found there were no jobs," she continued. "In the 70's the fad was computers. Are they ever in a slump right now." People who choose what is hot in the marketplace for their careers have "nothing to look forward to except misery," she continued. "I had a woman friend who Marilyn Moats Kennedy had a degree in biochemistry from Harvard, and she was killing rats when She decided she didn't want to do that anymore," Kennedy said. "She decided she really wanted to be a chef, so she started doing part-time catering. Eventually she opened one of the best French restaurants in the Chicago area, and she earned $125,000 last year." The woman's mother however, still cannot believe her daughter is a "cook". "She tells her 'chef', mother, 'chef'," Kennedy said. "If this woman had followed her mother's plan, she would be slogging through a PhD program right now." The goal of career planning is to develop the ability to move in and out of the marketplace at will, according to Kennedy. Women must build and maintain contacts, even if they exit the workplace for a period of time, she said. "The hand that rocks the cradle also has to be the hand that turns the trade journal," she said. The workplace is still not free from sexism, Kennedy believes, and while the entry level positions are more readily available to women, the upper level corporate positions are not. "The ceiling comes in the middle management," she said. "Many women are starting their own businesses because they were blocked in the company." Kennedy also cautioned women not to be paid less than they are worth. "And if you're comfortable with a house that is less than perfectly clean, don't worry about what others think." The title of Kennedy's speech was "Do We Want What They Think We Want," but "We don't want what they think we want," she said. "Don't discard the possibility of starting your own business. You have to resist pressure at every step in your career. You have to say 'I want to do what I'm doing.'" PSGA The Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) invites the public to attend a volleyball rematch between Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE) and PSGA on Saturday, May 10 after the Volleyoop tournament. PSE luckily defeated PSGA by one point during Winter Carnival. The match should be wild and exciting. The first team to win three games up to 21 points will be declared the "Champions of the Free World." PSGA invites all to come and see the biggest slaughter since the Spanish Inquisition. Macintosh Club A meeting about the formation of a Macintosh users club for the Racine-Kenosha areas will be held on Sunday, May 4 in the staff lounge on the D-l level of the Library Learning Center. The Macintosh users club can answer your questions, find solutions to your software problems, share information, learn about new hardware, keep you abreast of the latest upgrades, provide you with access to an electronic bulletin board with free software. Club Events BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) would like to congratulate its newly elected 1986-1987 executive officers: President: John Weatherall, Vice-president: Dale Shelton, Treasurer: Johnna Trotter, Secretary: Marilyn Davis, Act. Coord: Byron Adkisson, Asst. Act. Coord.: Henry Bester, Dir. Freshmore Program: Clarice Robeson, and Community Outreach Chair: Sherry Garrett. Officers will be sworn in Thursday, May 1 in Moln. D-lll at 5 p.m. WANTED: UNITED COUNCIL WOMEN'SAFFAIRS DELEGATE APPLYTOSUE BRUDVIG PSGA WLLC D139A BY MAY 9 A wards given at student events It was a night for double winners at the seventh annual Student Awards Banquet, held on Friday April 25. Ernestine Weisinger and Dan Galbraith received the campus-wide Distingushed Student Award. Weisinger is a former officer of the Black Student Organization, served on the the Chancellor's Minority Affairs Committee, helped initiate the All Campus Events Committee, served as a PSGA Senator and SUFAC member, and is a residence assistant at the YMCA. Galbraith has been a member of PAB for several years, has chaired its Performing Arts and Lectures Committee, and has served as President of the Parkside Dance Ensemble. He has also been very active in SOC, chairing both the Budget and Review Committee and the Toys for Kids program. Weisinger and Galbraith both helped form the Rangerettes, a dance group which performed at Ranger Basketball games this year. The President's Award also went to two winners, Mike Dry and Andy Buchanan. Dry served as vice president of PAB for the past two years and has served on the Tech Crew for the organization. He chaired the Homecoming Committee last year, and has been an active member on that committee, as well as the Winter Carnival Committee. In addition, Dry also serves on the Video Advisory Committee for the Union. Buchanan has served as business manager for the Ranger for the past four years. He was a PSGA Senator for two years, was a member of SUFAC, which he currently chairs, and serves on both the Teaching Excellence Awards Committee and the Athletic Board. In addition, he was a sweeper back on the soccer team for four years, and also served as cocaptain of the team this year. Professor Anna Williams, life science, was honored as Advisor of the Year for her involvement with the Pre- Med Club. Distinguished Service Awards were given to outstanding members of organizations, as voted on by each individual organizations membership. Recipients were: Rose Mutchler and Tom Shuler for Peer Support; Bill Serpe and Sherri Funk for SOC; Jennie Tunkieicz and Gary Schneeberger for Ranger; Keith Harmann and Mike Dry for PAB; and Pat Ramsdell and Sue Brudvig for PSGA. The Phil Pogreba Memorial Award, formerly the Chancellor's Award, was given to Bev Landreman and Rose Mutchler for planning the Peer Support State-Wide Conference at Parkside this spring. Buddy Couvion, Coordinator of Student Activities, said of the Banquet, "Everyone had a good time. It was nice to see students who deserved awards receive such honors, although everyone who is involved in a campus activity deserves an award." Join next year's Ranger staff NOW! See Gary, WLLC D-l 39A. r20% DISCOUNT-! Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) . 4017-75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. | ^697-0884 Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.mj RANGER Democratic Senate contenders air opinions by Kari Dixon News Editor A debate between the three Democratic senate contenders revealed that state senator Gary George has a somewhat more conservative attitude toward foreign policy than opponents Ed Garvey and Matt Flynn. The debate, held Sunday at the Holiday Inn, and Local 72 gave the three candidates the opportunity to explain their positions and address questions from a media panel that included Ranger Editor Jennie Tunkieicz. Political Science Professor Ken Hoover was the moderator. "In 1980 most of us knew Ronald Reagan would be elected, even if we didn't want to believe it," said Garvey. "I think few of us thought we would lose control of the senate." The greatest shock, however, came when Robert Hasten defeated incumbent Democrate Gaylord Nelson, Garvey said. "There has been a tremendous amount of right-wing money poured into campaigns and if you're not outraged then something's wrong." Garvey cited the reports of former Reagan budget director David Stockman as evidence for the incompetence of the administration. "They knew they were deceiving the American people," he continued. "They have eliminated the family farm, and thousands of small businesses have fallen apart." The race in Wisconsin is of national importance, Garvey believes. "If we Democrats win in Maryland, South Dakota, Florida and Wisconsin, then we can regain control of the senate," he said. Garvey is against aid to the contra forces in Nicaragua, and does not agree with the President's actions in Libya. "It's dangerous to return to the imperial president," he said. "The War Powers Act forces the President to consult the Congress; the Soviets knew the planes were in the air before the Congress did." State senator Gary George, like Garvey, believes this senate race is important. "The big questions are how "Mr. Kasten may be popular with some municipal officials, but that is only because he is able to bring home the bacon." - Gary George do you work for economic development and peace between nations," he said. "The first issue that has to be addressed is the fiscal irresponsibility — it's a mess and the. budget has not been balanced." Reagan has accumulated more debts than all other presidents combined, George stressed. "We are mortgaging our children's future," he said. The family farms are unable to financially survive, he continued, and all the farmers are unable to compete overseas. "Mr. Kasten may be popular with some municipal officials, but that is only because he is able to pretend that he is bringing home the bacon," George said. "I differ from most democrats because I believe the U.S. has to be very vigilant against the Soviet threat," he continued. "We should worry about Nicaragua and have a strong, not wasteful, defense because the Soviet doctrine calls for the collapse of capitalism." George does not support the President's proposed $100 million in aid to the contras. "The President seems to stumble from one crisis to another and has showed inconsistent foreign policy," he said. "We must push for democratic governments instead of s ocialist or marxist ones." The President's actions in Libya, however, are supported by George. "I believe in time of crisis we have to stand behind the President," he said. "We have to wait for the evidence, but the President has to be concerned about American interests." Former Democratic Party Chair Flynn said he was appearing at the debate to seek the help and support of the people. "The strength of America is her former service men, agriculture, full employment, and nrofitable businesses," Flynn said. "We need to expand job training and creation and change the tax codes." Robert Kasten is the best senator money can buy, according to Flynn. "Right now we have a senate that is loyal to interest groups," he continued. "We need a fighting senator from the state of Wisconsin, not a third one from Texas," he said, alluding to Kasten's contributions from out-of-state organizations. "We need to snatch the senate away from the special inters! groups and I need your help." he said, "I want the vote of every working person here today." Flynn like Garvey and George opposes the President's proposed $100 million dollars in contra aid, and opposes the bombing in Libya. "Moammar Khaddafy is a madman, but if he died tomorrow, there would still be terrorism," he said. These three candidates will compete in a primary in September and the winner will face Robert Kasten in November. Attention R. A. Applicants! Applications and information about Resident Assistant positions in UW-Parkside's new residence halls will be available Monday, May 5, at the Information Desk on the D-2 level of t he Parkside Union. Applications and recommendations must be received in the Student Life Office, Union 209 by June 6,1986. Requirements include: • Sophomore, junior, senior or graduate student standing • Good standing at Parkside (Academic and Collegiate Skills) • Minimum 2.25 GPA • Registered for 12 to 15 credit hours in Fall, 1986 • Will live in new residence halls • Strong leadership, interpersonal, communication and organizational skills ALSO AVAILABLE: Student position of Assistant Director (Operations) Requirements are the same as for a resident assistant (above)excepf applicants must be registred for a minimum of 6 credits hours in fall, 1986 and must have "hands on" mechanical and maintenance experience. A Week at the Park: Play is the main event EVENTS Thursday, May 1 Seminar: "Financial Management" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Workshop: "Local Fund Raising for Non-Profit Organizations" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Movie: "The Gods Must Be Crazy" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All AN INVITATION TO TOUCH THE SKY Your hard work, education and determination can lead to a special life. Serve your country as an Air Force pilot. The rewards are great. The challenges unsurpassed. If you're a college graduate and think you have what it takes to be an Air Force pilot, Aim High. Talk to an Air Force recruiter for complete details. Accept the invitation to touch the sky. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: TSgt. Metz (414)964-8880 On the leading edge of t echnology seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Concert: featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble starting at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $1 for senior citizens and Parkside students, faculty and staff and $2 for others. Saturday, May 3 Movie: "The Gods Must Be Crazy" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, May 4 Movie: "The Gods Must Be Crazy" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Concert: with the Parkside Guitar Ensemble starting at 3 p.m. in GR 103. The concert is free and open to the public. Tuesday, May 6 Seminar: "Cash Flow Analysis" starts at 7 p.m. in Union 106. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Wednesday, May 7 Short Course: "Abraham Lincoln's Murder" starts at 7 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Thursday, May 8 Play: "The Trojan Women" starts at 10 a.m. and again at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $4 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $5 for others. Call ext. 2564 for more details. RANGER — T SS^m^V^ •"."1 ——i—1» Drama department Grad programmed future presents tragedy Euripedes' Greek tragedy "Trojan Women," adapted by the French philosopher Jean- Paul Sartre, is the spring main stage production at Parkside. Performances, all in the Communication Arts Theater, are at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, May 8,9, and 10. The play was rescheduled from an earlier date. Admission is $4 for senior citizens and students, staff and faculty, $5 for others. The play, directed by dramatic arts lecturer Lisa Kornetsky, is a 1965 adaptation by Sartre of Euripedes' classic, powerful anti-war drama, originally written in 415 B.C. "Euripedes' play is one of the strongest anti-war statements ever made," Kornetsky said. Cast members include, from Kenosha, Beth Knutter, Vicki Lessard and Missy Weaver; from Racine, Sue Schaller, Travis Schaller (Sue's 5-year-old son), Rick Luehr, Ernestine Weisinger, Mary Woods, Gretchen Katt, Maral Mahdasian, Paula Thome-Eppers, Connie Kowalski. Bill Serpe, Lori Minneti and John Weatherall. The cast also includes Debora Ryback, Sturtevant, Andy Holahan, Lake Geneva, and Sandra Boren, Milwaukee. by Laureen Wawro Attention! Applied Computer Science majors: All those computer programs you've been writing are not a wasted effort, according to 1984 graduate Debbie Justman. Justman, an analyst/ programmer and information systems analyst at A.O Smith Data Systems says that although you never use those programs in the real world, they teach you important concepts that could help land you in a challenging, high paying career. But Justman stresses that you have to do your homework in more than your classes. Even if you have a great grade point average, you have to know how to go about landing that all-important first job. "I did a lot of work with the placement office," says Justman, adding that the services they offer to students are "absolutely excellent." Justman prepared for her oncampus interviews by doing a mock interview with Career Counselor Beverly Burnell, and says that communication skills are also necessary to set you apart from the pack. "If you can't communicate," says Justman, "they just can't pick you out from the rest of the people who might be just as qualified." Justman took a public speaking class, and says that eventhough she was at first wary about giving speeches, it turned out to be the most ben- "SlR, WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED IN YOUR DISCUSSIONS WITH OUR EURO PEAN ALU ES, CONCERN I N6i LIBYA ? * FRANKLY, I'M ASHAMED rUEY WOULD REFUSE TO TAKE A STANCE SlHPLY BECAUSE THEIR LIBYAN "PES SPBLL M-O'N'E-Yl t4 ~ // . A N See any AFRICA, ANP OUR STANCE/similarity. 0/VTHAT ISSUEP" ' J i x , A eficial class she ever took at Parkside. "By the end of the class you learn how to deliver a speech well, what people look for and how to make your audiance attentive. It was invaluable." Justman, who was a double major in applied computer science and business, with a minor in economics, says that it was also important that many of the classes she took outside of her major were also related to her two majors. Did all of her hard work pay off? You bet it did. She was offered a job at First Wisconsin, but turned it down in favor of A.O. Smith, because she felt the atmosphere at A.O. Smith was more relaxed, and because she would be given alot more responsibility there. She says she's responsible for the electronic mail system and all the hardware at A.O. Smith, and that her job is a real challenge. "I just love it," she says. Her advice to current students? "Figure out early what you want to do," adding that since she knew as a freshman what she wanted to pursue, she didn't waste her time taking alot of courses that had no bearing on the goals she was reaching for. Plan changed for continuing students Mandatory meal requirement dropped! We heard your comments at registration last week You didn't want mandatory meal plans ranging from $360 to $540 per semester as a condition for living in the new UW-Parkside residence halls. We've therefore dropped the mandatory meat plan in favor of the following much less expensive and more flexible plan for continuing students only • A $130 per semester food plan which can be used to buy prepared food from any food service area on campus OR • Which can be used to buy food which you can prepare in your apartment kitchen New student housing opening Fall, 1986 This new plan reduces the minimum cost of room and board for a semester from $1,044 to $814, THE LOWEST COST IN THE UW SYSTEM This special plan is for continuing UW-P students only and is good for the 1986-87 year (Continuing students are those who have completed 12 credits this academic year) FOR HOUSING APPLICATIONS, CONTACT THE HOUSING OFFICE IN THE UNION 8 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER Students receive awards for their efforts The annual Scholarship Day on Sunday, April 27, resulted in awards and honors for more than 100 students. The program was sponsored by the campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee, chaired by dramatic arts professor Skelly Warren. The event included remarks by Peter Hoff, recipient of a 1985 distinguished Teaching Award, and the awards were presented by Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler. Irvin G. Wyllie scholarships of $500 each, named for Parkside's founding chancellor, went to Scott Ballantyne and Kay Rouse, both of Racine. Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $500 each, named for the former dean of the University's Kenosha campus, went to Jeffrey Beyer, Racine, and Karen Vyvyan, Union Grove. Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $300 each, named for the former university regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, went to Kimberly Kranich and Robin White, both of Racine. William W. Petrie Scholarships in Labor and Industrial Relations of $250 each, named for the current Parkside faculty member, went to Ralph Kamphuis, Kenosha, and John Button, Lake Geneva. The $400 DeRose Scholarship in Marketing went to Gregory Kammer, Kenosha; the $300 Sahag Akgulian Scholarship in Engineering Technology went to Mark Christopherson, Racine; and Alumni-Athlete awards of $500 e ach went to Jacqueline Ambassadors named The new Campus Ambassadors for 1986-87 have been chosen. The Campus Ambassadors are students who do such things as assist with registration, lead small group discussions at orientation, give tours to prospective students and conference groups on campus and help with recruitment. The new Campus Ambassadors are: Rich Borkowski, sociology major; Jenny Carr, English major; Janet Concentine, engineering major; Aidred Days, criminal justice; Kim Kranich, communication major; Bev Landreman, political science major; Kathy Matranga, psychology major; Chuck Metz, communication; Carol Romano, geography major; Kay Rouse, international Studies; Sandi Saladis, music; Blake Topel, education and mathematics major; Dan Vogt, undecided; and Julie Wunrow, business major. IF YOU'VE JUST GRADUATED INTO DEBT HERE'S HOW TO GET OUT. If you've gone to college on a National Direct Student Loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1,1975, here's a great way to Day them off. Get the Army to nelp you do it. Instead of taking a long, long time paying back that student loan, you spend a snort time in the Army, learning a skill, and possibly even accumulating additional money for college (like a graduate degree) via Army College Fund. If you qualify, each year you serve reduces your indebtedness by one-third, or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. A 3-year enlistment eliminates your debt. It's worth looking into. See your Army Recruiter. 315 52nd St., Kenosha 419 Main St., Racine (414)652-2072 (414)634-9042 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Rittmer, Silver Lake, and Andrew Buchanan, Kenosha. Buchanan also was presented the $100 Thomas Decker and Ani Buchaklian Award, named for two UW-Parkside students who died in a car accident last year. The $200 E nglish Discipline Scholarship was presented to Diann Settersen, Kenosha, and the $100 Sam Poerio Scholarship went to Mary Theresa Dinelli, Twin Lakes. Winning the $500 Racine- Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executives Scholarship in Marketing was Jennifer Lynn Sorenson, Kenosha; and winning the $200 Racine-Kenosha National Association of Accountants Scholarships were Juanita Aguilar and William Greenway, both of Racine. Sheila Casteel, Kenosha, was presented the $200 Financial Executives Institute Scholarship in Finance or Accounting and Susan Perry, Milwaukee, won that organizations $200 award for outstanding graduate in those subjects. Receiving Kenosha Foundation Scholarships of between $300 and $500 were: (all Kenoshans) Christopher J. Fuller, Sara.H. Gundlach, Natalie A. Krah, Tracey A. Kennedy, Rachel A. Klees, Patrick L. Koehler, Wendy M. Krueger, Helen L. Ledanski, Dimitra A. Manesis, Matthew R. Runde, John M. Schultz, Richard W. Wamboldt, and Rebecca L. Warren. Winning $60 awards in education were Linda Roberts, Salem, and Robin White, Racine. Winning non-cash awards in chemistry were Cristopher Baierl, Kenosha, and John Poehls, Racine. About 50 students were awarded certificates of recognition for academic excellence. Those from Kenosha and Kenosha County were: Ann Althaus, Kristine Kay Baumgart, Kathleen Bevers, Boni L. Boyd, Patricia M. Brennan, Rose M. Callahan, Shiela Casteel, Wanda Lynn Devine, Lisa Ebener, Robert Goll, Peggy Grabowski, James R. Holtman, Mark A. Hunt, Jeri L. Jackson, Beverly Jean Jessen, Ralph Kamphius, Rachel Ann Klees, Lloyd P. Kollman, Robert E. Krause, Wendy Krueger, Philip Donat Mercado, David Messersmith, Karen Newell, and Suzanne J. Preston. Those from Racine and Racine County were: Scott M. Ballantyne, John Brewer, Kathryn A. Craig, Bonnie Davis, Barbara Davison, Constance K. Duff, Lynette Enge, Jane Kosempa, Lynn Krupnik, Cynthia Kaye Lange, Steven Mardis, Nancy L. Maritato, Mary Matton, Marjorie Jean Richards, Kay C. Rouse, Eric Michael Schackmuth, Jill Irene Shea, Thomas A. Siewert, Karen Vyvyan, Wendy Weeks, and Robin White. Those from other cities were: Daniel Bigalke, Delafield, John Button, Lake Geneva, Brian D. Calendine, Ingleside, IL, Kim Emanuelson, Zion, IL, Nancy Hill, Franklin, Kenneth Leitzen, Great Lakes, IL, Stephen Peck, Burlington, Lerita Annette Richards, Winthrop Harbor, IL, and Stevie Schmidt, Liberty ville, IL. "Parkside Stories" take second "The Parkside Stories," an anthology of the best short fiction produced by Parkside students over a 16-year period in writing workshops led by New Glarus author Herbert Kubly, has won second place in the book-length fiction category of the Council for Wisconsin Writers' 1986 writing competition. The book, published last fall, by Northword, a Madison publishing firm, contains 12 short stories by studentauthors and a new short story by Kubly, who in 1956 won the National Book Award for his work, "American in Italy." Two selections from the book were presented in the fiction section of Wisconsin, the Milwaukee Journal's Sunday magazine. The book can be ordered by mail, postage paid, for $10 by writing Northword, P.O. Box 5634, Madison, Wis., 53705. MResotaulrlanyt &I Saloon (Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner) Dinner Special: Prime Rib «200 with purchase of 9.95 Lobster Dinner! Stop in for dinner and stay to enjoy LIVE MUSIC and DANCING! (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) Hours Tues., Wed., Thurs 6am-9pm Fri.-Sat. 6am-10pm Sun. 7am-9pm Saloon open till 1 am 2811 Wisconsin St. Sturtevant 886-2408 The stories and their authors are "Nikos' Son," by Kenosha native Carla Sheehan- Johnson; "Screens," by Kenosha native Bruce Johnson; "Beyond the Green Door," by Racine native John Brien; "The Race," by Mark Manning, a native of Thief River Falls, Minn.; "A New Day," by Robert Stevenson, born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri ; ' 'Two Contemporary Fables," by Waukesha native Richard Luehr; "Rules of the Game," by Kenosha native Sharon Grueter; "I Never Saw A Ghost," by Alex Marlis, a native of Greece and adopted son of Kubly; "Terror at the Center Line," by Marguerite McClelland, a native of France; "Picador," by Racine native Lauren Johnson; "The Rape of Cassandra, " by Kenosha native Don Robers; "Amazing Grace," by Kenosha native Mark Schall; and "The Night Visitor," by Herbert Kubly, a native of New Glarus, Wis. "RANGER HEEDS W .Itit,At* '85 RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 9 Housing dream is reality by Jenny Carr "This is something I have been dreaming about for fifteen years." Shirley Schmerling, Parkside's housing coordinator, used these words to describe the new on-campus housing schedule to be ready for occupancy on Sept. 1. The housing was brought about through what Schmerling calls a "brand-new, innovative way" of financing. This was accomplished with the efforts of Tom Krimmel, Parkside's Director of Development and Alumni Affairs, and former Chancellor Alan Guskin. Schmerling told of their repeated efforts to seek financing for the housing and how Krimmel went to the Kenosha County Housing Authority and secured their permission to use their authority for bonding purposes, enabling Parkside to borrow money at a very low interest rate. The Alumni Association was then able to issue bonds that were double tax-exempt. The $5 million in bonds were sold in one day. This method of financing kept the costs down and made the rents on the units reasonable for the students. "The units are approximately 1300 sq. ft., about the size of a small house," Schmerling reported. "Every unit has four bedrooms and two bathrooms — two bedrooms for two students each and two bedrooms for one student each. In addition to the bedrooms and bathrooms, each unit has a kitchen and living room and plenty of storage space." The units will be furnished and appliances will be provided. Schmerling has taken a great deal of pride in selecting quality furniture for the units. She stressed that it is important that the furniture be comfortable and have a "homey" appeal. Each student will have a chest of drawers and a desk containing a lockable drawer for valuables. The students will have to buy a parking sticker for the parking lots surrounding the housing units, but this will free up parking space on campus. The housing is open to all single students, including divorced and widowed students. Schmerling is making every effort to accommodate the housing students. She responded to a question concerning smoking vs. nonsmoking roommates by saying, "That is one of the first questions we ask. Smokers will be living with smokers and nonsmokers with nonsmokers. I feel this is one of the most important things for people who are going to be living together." The rent for the semester will be $1368 for the ninemonth academic year for a double occupancy room. The single occupant will pay $1728. Heat is included in the rent; however, the electric bill will be paid by the student paying a $50 deposit at the beginning of the year, and the bill will be deducted from , .a^LiU i K> \ For that special moment... Selected Bridal Gowns and Prom Dresses on SALE Now! Bridesmaid and mother of the bride's dresses available too! Telephone (414) 652-2681 MARGURITTE'S 620722nd Ave., Kenosha, Wisconsin Patronize Ranger advertisers the deposit. The electric bill will be divided by the number of occupants in a unit, and that amount will come off each person's deposit. Schmerling said "I doubt they will have to pay more, and I am hoping there will be a refund at the end of the year." The university is requiring a security deposit of $150 per student on the apartments. There will be a laundry facility available and an area designed for group events. The resident director will live in the unit and will plan events for residents. Schmerling said she envisions sororities and fraternities in the future for Parkside with the advent of on-campus housing. "It would be great for this campus to have some Greek houses here," Schmerling concluded. Tours of the new housing are now being offered on Wednesday afternoons at 1:30 p.m. for up to 17 people per tour. The tours will begin atthe union information desk. After the tours, tourists will be invited to the union to have complimentary pizza and soda. This will be an opportunity for students to give their feedback concerning the housing. "It's very exciting," Schmerling said. "When I drive up to campus and see it (the construction), it takes my breath away." photo by Dave McEvoy Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling (in dark jacket, hands in pockets) prepares to lead a tour of the on-campus housingr that will open in August. Housing meal plan reduced The mandatory meal plan for students living in Parkside's new on-campus housing has been dropped for continuing students, according to Tom Krimmel, Alumni and Development Director. Replacing it is a less expensive and more flexible food plan which, according to Krimmel, is closer to what continuing students said they wanted when they were surveyed at registration last week. The new plan would cost $125 per semester, rather than the $360 minimum plan originally proposed. In addition, students could buy prepared food at any of the campus' food service areas, as well as use the plan to buy food which they could prepare in their apartment kitchens. Krimmel said the new food plan reduces the minimum cost of room and board for continuing students from $1044 a semester to $809, the lowest priced mandatory food plan in the UW System. Krimmel said the new plan would be available only to continuing students for the 1986-87 academic year. Continuing students are defined as those who complete 12 credits during the 1985-86 academic year. •°0 .00 Krimmel, Pollack at Alumnus leaves, but won't forget by Gary L. Shneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Tom Krimmel, director of development and alumni affairs, has worked at Parkside since 1979. His love for the campus, however, dates back much further. Krimmel a Parkside psychology graduate, will assume the position of vice president for development at Antioch University, in Yellow Springs, Ohio, effective July 1. "We're probably the most beautiful campus in the Midwest," Krimmel said recently of his alma mater. "And we ' re a very attractive place to come to school. We're between Milwaukee and Chicago, an easy commute from many places. And yet, at the same time, we're rural and somewhat isolated." These attributes, among others, Krimmel feels, should help attract students from outside the area, especially with the addition of on-campus housing for the fall project he spearheaded. "Housing is really critical to our campus as a way for us to serve this area better," Krimmel said. "Right now, we lose a lot of good students to other areas of th state and the rest of the Midwest. "We have a kind of trade deficit," he continued. "Many of the talented students in this area leave, and we don't attract talented students from outside this area-unless we offer them athletic scholarships. In his professional career at Parkside, Krimmel has served as coordinator of alumni affairs from 1979 to 1981, as director of alumni and placement services from 1981 to 1983, and assumed his present position in 1983. In that time, he has earmarked weak areas in need of improvement. "One of the things that is frustrating at times is the lack of staff," he commented. "I look at other UW campuses, and I look at my responsibilities here, and I see so many other staff at other schools doing what I've been doing alone here. "And the same can be said of many parts of the university," he went on. "There are just too few people to really do a job and then to take the time to get to personally know our students." Taking that time to personalize relations with students is another priority that has been overlooked, Krimmel we fail to understand the whole problem the student has, and that the letter is probably just going to cause more confusion. Changing that is something we're going to have to continue to work on. says. "Communication is the key between staff and students, between faculty and students, and between students and both faculty and staff," he explained. "Sometimes, we're all so caught up in our work that we don't communicate with students as well as we should." "Quite often," he continued, "we look at a student as a number, as someone who needs to get this letter. But Parkside will also have to continue working on private fundraising. "I think that's an area that needs to be expanded tremendously," he said. "And that's where this office should grow to do more in terms of raising money from corporations, foundations, state-planning and deferred giving. "I do see some good signs that people are aware of that. And I think someday, the new chancellor (Sheila Kaplan) will address how we can do a better job of raising private support for Parkside." Although the attitude of the new chancellor makes Krimmel confident of Parkside's future, the chance to work with the old one-together with an offer which, "was too good to refuse" -prompted his departure." "I made the decision to go toAntioch because of A1 Guskin, who is president there," Krimmel said. "At Antioch I think I have a chance to help rebuild the college, and-if we 're successful-to obtain some national recognition." Regardless of the recognition he attains, however, Krimmel will always remember Parkside, and his Parkside experience, fondly. Tom Krimmel Pollack makes "dramati FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha THE BANK FOR ALL KENOSHA DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office - Auto Bank TYME 24-Hour Teller NORTH BRANCH "N SOUTH BRANCH BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS MEMBER F.D.I.C. PHONE: 658-2331 UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question handme- down religious doctrines. Have you eve* felt d isenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larson, Pastor t:S0 am. SwvteM S Sunday School by Rick Luehr Dramatic Arts professor Rhoda Gale Pollack, who has served as chair of Fine Arts division for the past six years, will be leaving Parkside at the end of the semester to accept a post as Dean of the College of Fine Arts at Wichita State University. Pollack has been at Parkside since July, 1976, when she was brought in by then-Chancellor Alan Guskin to start a Dramatic Arts discipline. She considers these early years to be her most important and satisfying. "I was the only faculty member when I came, and that first few weeks, I hired a costumer and someone to direct another production while I did the main stage show. There was really nothing at first," she continued, "I did the first phase of the curriculum by myself. Out of that has come a discipline that doesn't need me any more; it can survive without me, it's been proven. I think we have a terrific faculty, and the curriculum is sound." Pollack says one of her favorite times at Parkside was when directed the classical Greek tragedy "Electra.' "To recreate a Greek pla in such a way that it is mea ningful to a contemporar audience and still give i spectacle and meaning wa an exciting process. Thi year we're doing anothe Greek tragedy "(The Troja Women)", but it's different i that, last semester, we had class in classical drama, an I think that helped some c the students to understand i "We didn't have a class lik that back then," Pollack wen on, "so it was interesting t bring students along and giv them something that, at tha point was really very borin; to them." Pollack's new positio: came as a result of her beinj nominated by the America: Council of Educators. Sr. then applied for and got th job. Pollack says the positioi is primarily administrative "However, I do plan to teat i one course a year. I reafl; enjoy teaching." Pollack's appointment i also somewhat of a milestone in that she is the first Dean o the College of Fine Arts win is not from the music depart ment. FINALLY A SCHOLARSHIP FOR NON-TRADITIONAL STUDENTS • Are you part time considering fulltime enrollment at Parkside for the first time this fall? • Are you a non-traditional aged student (21 or over)? • Do you have academic potential and financial need? Application deadline July 1st, 1986. Applications available at Advising Center. Lower level, Library Learning Center. c" departure PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Mon., May 5 Thru Fri. May 9 WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS Nora bid farewell PFM manager offers food for thought by Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor Behind the daily cafeteria specials, at the root of the buffets at various awards banquets, and between four and five hundred additional annually catered events, stands Pat Nora and his employees. After five years as manager of Professional Food Service Management, Inc., Nora is moving on and will become food service director at a health care center in Milwaukee. "I could name 100 names of people who've helped me," said Nora, "I'll miss Parkside but I hope to stay active with the campus." There are many food service sponsored events that stick out in Nora's mind as being unique, but especially the luncheon for 1100 people in 1983. "Pineapples were flown in from the Honduras," Nora recalled, "and we had to pick them up from the airport, hollow them out and stuff them with chicken salad." Nora said the main goal of food service is to provide the students, faculty, and staff with good quality food. Since food service is also responsible for catering events for local businesses, Nora sees food service as an "arm of the university" that forms a "lasting impression of Parkside on its clients," "Every event that we cater is doing public relations for the university," he said. At such events Nora catches bits of people's conversations, which reveal much about their attitude toward Parkside. "It's disheartening to me, "said Nora, "to be at a dinner and hear people say what a beautiful campus Parkside is and admit to never having been here before." Over the past three years Nora said he's seen a sharp drop in the number of students who stick around on campus after classes. He said that the university lacks direction and hopes that chancellor Sheila Kaplan will fill this void. "Parkside is a good school," said Nora, "Part of the blame (for lack of direction) lies in the inconsistent efforts of the university to help students find jobs for themselves in the community." The key to retaining students, Nora feels, is to develop a strong program by working with the community. But, added Nora, "If I knew how to solve the problem, I'd be in education or administration, and not food service." e lg Rhoda Gale Pollack "It's not going to be easy to n leave Parkside," Pollack g says. "I have good friends n here and a sense of having e been part of building somee thing. Fine Arts was being n started as a division in the !. fall of 1976 when I came, so h I've grown up with that diviy sion, and been a part of it. "And in its ten years of exs istence," she concluded, "I've e been chair for six, so I really f identify with it, and feel that o I helped it grow as a division as well as having helped the Dramatic arts discipline." 12 Thursday, May 1,1986 Organization council sponsors year-end picnic by Bill Serpe "This picnic is getting bigger and better every minute," said Vernon Spaulding, "and we've even secured a guarantee for good weather." Spaulding, a member of the "SOC Picnic at the End" committee says all systems are go and the event shows all the signs of being lots of fun for the entire Parkside community. "Everyone is having fun getting ready for Saturday May 10. Chris Baierl of the P.S.G.A. Senate has been appointed Chief Antagonist in his efforts to sign up volunteers to be "dunkees" in the Dunk Tank they are providing." According to Baierl, "All proceeds raised by this event will go to the Child Care Center Scholarship fund." A hospital bed race will be run by PAB, and a bartenders obstacle race will be sponsored by the Union. BSO is taking entry forms for their Whiffle-Baseball tournament and peer Support is making a list of games like three legged races that will require a student and an advisor to run together. "We're looking to provide events that will attract people of all ages from the university community as well as from all areas." A memo was sent out to all faculty, staff and administrators inviting them to come out and play at the Picnic. "We'd like to see a team from student services in the hospital bed race, or a mixed faculty/staff team representing a discipline get into the whiffle ball tournament," said Spaulding. The day will begin at 10 a.m. with the second annual Volleyoop tournament. Entry forms • a re available from PAC representative Alice Johnson. There will be a sixteen team limit. Following that tournament there may be a match between PSGA and PSE. "They beat us during winter Carnival" said Adrian Serrzno, "so now we're \ >W/ •' THANK YOU U.W.-P. FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT THIS YEAR. This Isn't Goodbye! Look for us all summer Long! We'll See You Again For 1986-1987. Until Then We're Pleased to serve you again at THE END DON'T MISS IT! looking for a rematch." Advance ticket sales for the event have been set up at the Union Inforamtion desk. "The tickets will be two dollars for club members, said Spaulding, "and must be purchased by a designated club representative. We're doing it this way to help encourage people to join that club or organization that they've been thinking about joing all year." All other tickets will be four dollars. And sales at the door will be four dollars. "The ticket price includes a picnic type meal," said Spaulding, "Beer and soda will be sold separately and those tickets will be good at the entire END celebration." "We are working with the Ranger to have them run a pie throwing booth. We are also working on an Art fair with the Art Addicts and would like to get some sort of concert from the music department," commented Spaulding. "These ideas are still in the works, and we would be willing to accept any others ideas. We're so excited we know we can put anything together for a really great Picnic on May 10." Artists win at show Steve Pfarr, Kenosha, stands next to his acrylic painting titled "Happy Hour." The work was selected as best of show in the Parkside student art show. Susan Ruetz, of Racine, stands next to her winning work "My Night Life," a mixed media piece that won a $30 cash award in the current Parkside student art show on display through today. Creation of the universe discussed The School of Metaphysics, a nonprofit educational and service institute, will offer to the public a free lecture on The Creation of The Universe Using Numbers given by Gary Turner at 6306-24th Ave. in Kenosha, on May 1 Thursday evening at 7:30 p.m. The lecture will show how the layman, with numbers, can understand creation from the nature of Comets to the structure of Atoms. Turner is a teacher and a lecturer at the School of Metaphysics and has been studying the structure of the universe for the past 35 years. For more information call 656-0778 or 652- 9022. 1 9 8 6 VWIVEKSIT y or WI5C0//5JK PARKC-IPF iPARKSIPE- ACT 1V777ES BONRP MAY 20tJ^ SATURDAY, MAY 10 6:30 PM DOORS TO TENT OPEN 7:30 PM MUSIC OF THE NEWZ 10:00 PM MUSIC OF BAD BOY 1:00 AM MOVIE: ARTHUR SUNDAY, MAY 11 6:30 PM DOORS TO TENT OPEN 7:30 PM MUSIC OF SPELLBOUND 10:00 PM MUSIC OF GERARD 1:00 AM MOVIE: TRADING PLACES SPONSORED BY THE PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD THE END TICKET INFO one day two day at door STUDENTS FACULTY _ STAFF $2 $3 $3/DAY ALUMNI M / A . GUESTS $3 $5 N/A <23? Advance tickets available at Union Info Desk * * GUEST POLICY * * Limit two guest tickets per UW-P ID No guest tickets will be sold at the door » I 14 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER wUaviWmMVeWzOmULwP i *FV NEW£ "WAN KBAP nY<&a/ TukTeY s&efetienms p T1U4 TEHHATB MITW? i&,V ^, UlOTVJ ENRE<WiSla JWRFTlH GSGE&T > isrnnecevaaee?' 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She also taught music two years in high school and is involved with the pre-med club at Parkside. of the Year gets involved with students Williams' students appreciate her and the help and support she has given them. Life science major Phil Mercado said "At times she can be a little bit overbearing, but the majority of the time she is really helpful." Mercado will be attending medical school in the fall. "Hard working," "nice bunch," "cooperative" and "career motivated" is how Williams describes her students. Many do volunteer work at hospitals and hospices in the Kenosha-Racine area. They also volunteer for campus events such as blood drives and the Great American Smokeout, which is Williams' and her students' favorite. Williams said she is glad that the pre-professional students at Parkside do not sabotage the other students work. "At many schools, the competition is so great in the pre-professional programs that students sabotage each others work. Here they are very cooperative; they try to help the other students," said Williams. When Williams was a student she first majored in chemistry, but realized that there was much investigating to do in biology. "The challenges of some of the problems involved in biology was why I got interested with biology. I hope my students continue to get excited and investigate problems in biology and medicine." Williams has done much research on cancer and microbiology. In the future, she plans to continue that research and to continue advising and teaching. Some things Williams likes at Parkside are the Advising Center and the size of the campus, both physically and in the small number of students. "The people in science are not isolated from the people in humanities and social science," she says, in reference to the size of the school. She also likes that studnretrni tns Jgheotr utoH ukinsnopw? each other When not busy in the lab or teaching, she helps at the Advising Center. She feels that it was one of the greatest improvements at Parkside because students now have a place to go to get official information and answers. Williams strongly supports the biology alliance which was organized by Joseph Balsano, professor of life science. In this program, university people help the area school children get involved and excited about many types of s cience at an early age. "I'm really excited about the program," she concluded. "I've already received many letters from students I set up an experiment for." by Paul Berge RANGER - A Thursday, May 1, 1986 15 Mo vie Comedians McLean critiques Neibaur By Dr. Andrew M. McLean Special to the Ranger If you enjoy reading Jim Neibaur's articles in the "Ranger", or if you enjoy having Jim in class, you'll love reading his 'Movie Comedians : The Complete Guide' (McFarland & Co., 1986). This 247 page study is a work of love. Neibaur loves :ilms; he especially loves to watch film comedy. In this book he loves to talk about them. Comedy is central to the history of film. The Lumiere brothers made the first moving pictures in Paris in 1896. These included comic scenes. Another Frenchman, Max Linder, was the first internationally famous comedian. You may not have heard of him. However, you do know such early American film comics as Chaplin, Keaton, Laurel & Hardy, and W.C. Fields. But what about Harold Lloyd, Charley Chase, Clark & McCollugh, or the Ritz Brothers? And how many films did Bob Hope, Red Skelton, Danny Kaye, Jacques Tati, Jerry Lewis, Mel Brooks, The Marx Brothers, Woody Allen or Abbott and Costello make? Neibaur provides the answer in his carefully prepared filmography that ends each chapter. This lists the films title, year of release, main actors, and director. Filmographies are very important. They document an actor or director's film achievement. Digging up such information is not easy. It involves research, luck, and a lot of work. Early films often no longer exist. Movie production companies do not often keep accurate records. Neibaur has assembled accurate information about the films made by some fifty film comedians over the last one hundred years. Many students and scholars will use this book. A brief biographical-critical sketch of each comedian precedes the filmography. Often this sketch is much too brief. More needs to be said, for example, about minor comedians of the '30s and '40s. Jack Benny, Clark & McCollagh, Andy Clyde, and Olsen and Johnson are "minor" comedians but all significantly influenced the development of film comedy. And most often we know least about these kinds of comedians. But Neibaur's purpose is to provide a "guide" to film comedy. This he does rather well. Most students reading this book will learn about comics whose movies they probably have never seen. And many current comics as well. Neibaur gives a thumbnail sketch that whets the appetite. Fatty Arbuckle's career, for example, ended suddenly in 1921. He was accused of raping and murdering actress Virginia Rappe. "Newspapers painted ugly accounts of the big monster taking sexual advantage of the meek, hapless virgin. Circumstances later proved Arbuckle innocent of the charges, while Miss Rappe was revealed to be not the wide-eyed virgin the press had created." For more detailed accounts there are books and articles in the library. (Unfortunately Neibaur provides no footnotes for these sources; a bibliography lists only 18 books.) Neibaur assumes the reader is somewhat familiar with film history. The detailed example is often missing. Mack Sennett, we are told "learned his craft" from Griffith, "borrowed from the farce of the French cinema." The reader would like to know more about the craft and the borrowing. Neibaur's comments on the Marx Brothers and Red Skelton convinces me I should try to enjoy these films. Excellent photos accompany each chapter. The physical appearance of a comic actor often is his trademark. Finally, a 21 page appendix lists supporting players and secondary clowns. Anyone wanting some quick information on such people will find it here. Neibaur's study makes a significant contribution to scholarship on film comedy. He is knowledgeable and he has done his homework well. He gets an "A" in my book. Thanks, Jim, for doing such a fine job! The Great German Films Interesting, intelligent study by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Citadel's "The Great German Films" by Frederick Ott is an intelligant, analytical study of an important aspect of motion pictures. Ott, author of "The Films of Fritz Lang," extends his knowledge of German filmmaking with this study, presenting important German features over the past seventy- odd years in order to demonstrate that country's cinematic development and the types of films each particular era called for. Complete studies are enjoyed by such classics as Murnau's "The Last Laugh," a silent film that is remarkable in its using no title cards and perfecting the moving camera technique, as will as Fritz Lang's "M;" a brilliant, exciting story of a notorious child murderer and and his painful comeupance. Ott's is easily the definitive book on German films and filmmaking, making it an essential addition to any film book collection with any desire to be comprehansive. Rainbow Fashions The Sportswear Store Backless, Strapless, Support No one Will Even Know It's There! Ultra-thin "Free Support" crescents are the undetectable way to look sensational. Self-adhesive, "Free Support" provides shape and uplift under low-cut, backless styles; tank tops, halters, T-shirts and swimwear. Best of all, they're so breathable and light, you'll forget you're wearing them. So say goodbye to usly straps and elastic pinch i|j Tftp today. 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Hot Tea 60th Street (at 34th Avenue) • 654-1125 HOURS: Tues.-Thurs. 11:00-9:30,Friday 11:00-10:30 Saturday 4:00-10:30,Sunday 11:00-9:30(Closed Mondays) T 16 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER James Cotton Live LP top blubeys harpist by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor James Cotton proves himself to be a force to be reckoned with on his latest Alligator LP "Live from Chicago, Mr. Superharp himself." Cotton's story is the stuff of blues legend. He left home as a child in search of his idol, Sonnyboy Williamson, and entered the blues world as a harpist with Williamson, Howlin' Wolf and Muddy Waters. On "Live from Chicago," Cotton exhibits his phenominal harp playing in front of a warm, responsive crowd. He utilizes many of the various blues styles, from the laid back jazz-to-soul influenced blues to the down and dirty shouting that has so greatly influenced rock and roll. Cotton has been known to go through twenty to thirty harmonicas per month when working steadily. He was once said to have blown the top right of his harmonica during a performance, covering with the line, "I'm just warming up." "Live from Chicago" follows suit in the consistant high quality blues records coming from Alligator out of Chicago. It presents yet another aspect of what may be the most important, passionate music in American history. James Cotton Sleeping Beauty • • • Disney re-released Gary Moore by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "Sleeping Beauty" is Walt Disney's most expensive work as well as one of his least interesting. Filmed over a six year period at the then astronomical cost of six millioin dollars, "Sleeping Beauty" is still among the most expensive cartoon productions ever created. But while the effects and animation are staggering at times, the film has far less substance than virtually any of the cartoon features made while Disney was alive. The film's realism (the Prince is so lifelike his battle with the dragon is frightening) makes it interesting, but this becomes somewhat of a hindrance to the fantasy. The film's appeal is further limited by its lack of comedy characters (the dwarfs in "Snow White," the mice in "Cinderella," etc.), the fairies being rather bland little additions. And, finally, there is little other than the dragon slaying sequence to appeal to boys who feel they're too old for a sticky fairy story. Yet "Sleeping Beauty" looks a lot better in re-release than it did in 1959 with a plethora of fine disney works to compare it to. Today, when compared to the likes of "He- Man" and "The Smurfs" it looks far, far superior. The film is also somewhat of a milestone. Its lack of success ended Disney's association with fairy tales, all subsequent cartoon features dealing with kids, dogs, and other animals. Thus "Sleeping Beauty" marked the end of an era at Walt Disney studios. Former Lizzy guitarist releases his second solo album by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Moore's latest Atlantic release, "Run for Cover," is basically an extension of his Thin Lizzy roots. The former Lizzy guitarist, who had a hit last year with an emotional cover of The Yardbirds' "Shapes of Things," seems a bit too caught up in his seventies album rock roots. "Run for Coyer" is basically insubstantial power pop, containing the rudiments of a now-defunct rock and roll sub-genre. While Thin * L izzy (like Foghat, Boston, Wishbone Ash or Aerosmith) can be considered among the archetypical seventies album rock bands, their sound serves only as pleasantly energetic nostalgia during this period of the electronic political message. Moore's attempt to extend this sound into the present era seems a bit forced, expecially in his attempts to "contemporize" this style by adding doses of technology. 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Closed Moore's vocals are rather passionate and committed, while the LP does contain the last known work of Phil Lynott, the late Thin Lizzy bassist/ vocalist/songwriter who wrote the LP's best song, "Military Man." Moore could do well to try recapturing the energy of past Lizzy works like "Jailbreak" or "The Boys are Back in Town" by composing something that smacks of their purity, rather than attempting a marriage between the rock of yore and the power pop of today. Clannad Bono appears by Gretchen Gayhart Possessing the traditions of the Chief tans, yet the raw passion of U2, Irish wonders Clannad have again produced compelling music on "Macalla," an album for those of all ages with open ears and hearts. "Caiselean Oir" is similiar to 1982's "Harry's Game," a song which fellow countrymen U2 continue to use to close their shows. "Macalla's" (Gaelic for echo) best asset undeniably is the^haunting passion of "In A Life- Time." Bono makes a guest appearance on this masterpiece and presents a side to his vocals never seen before. Maire and Bono almost mirror each others vocals admidst a tranquil haze. "Macalla" is melodic from all points, soothing to the core yet too earnest and unique to be categorized as only easylistening. Clannad are as refreshing as the breeze that sweeps their Emerald Isle's west coast. ranger One to One Light, pure, listenable debut shows potential by Jennie Tunkieicz The debut album by One to One definately shows potential for the duo. "Forward Your Emotions", a Warner Brothers release, is a low key, pure and innocent approach to contemporary pop music. While not musical or lyrical geniuses, One to One displays talents worth listening to again and again. One to One is comprised of two young and innovative musicians, Leslie Howe and Lou- Laurie A nderson sie Reny. The album features Reny's very beautiful voice, which adds to the attractiveness of even the poorest cuts on the album. Basically four cuts stand out as potential hits, not a bad ratio for a debut LP. "Don't Call It Love" is danceable and lyrically infectious; "There Was A Time", which has claimed fame in England, and "Black on White" are passionate recordings, and "Boys Will Be Boys" is the most exciting and innovative cut, featuring a child's renderings as backup vocals. The rest of the album appears to be mundane filler. One to One's instrumentation is fairly simple, relying heavily on electronics, such as synthesizers and the like. One to One is a good combination of talents worth watching for their future works, and "Forward Your Emotions" is an album worth listening to. One to One Jermaine Jackson Creative electronic effort Un-precious effort Laurie Anderson Stevie Nicks by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Laurie Anderson is not a musician, and her new album "Home of the Brave" is not music. She is an artist, and her album is an experience. Anderson's newest effort on Warner Brothers contains a multitude of events for the senses. Her style and presentation are delightfully different and fresh—a welcome change in the age of ever increasing pop schlock. The instrumentation utilized by Anderson ranges from the vocoder, a synthesizer that divides and multiplies the voice into chords, saxophones, to the kayagum, a type of zither, and even includes the Morse Code! While she never actually sings, Anderson tells stories and incorporates voice samples which excite and intrigue the listener. Her lyrics are bizarre, borderlining comical and make the listener stop and say, "Geez, that's wierd —let's hear it again!" "Home of the Brave" is also a feature film soon to be released, and Anderson is both performer and director. The album truly offers electronic visions for the mind's eye, which hopefully will not be lost in the translation to the film medium. Laurie Anderson's "Home of the Brave" is an album not easily described in 50 words or less. But like of the finer things in life, this album must be experienced and savored. by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor On "Precious Moments," his latest on Arista, Jermaine Jackson makes love seem about as appealing as brown fruit. A collection of synthesizer and drum machine love ditties, "Precious Moments" is passionless syncopated funk, sounding like what happens when farm animals mate atop an electronic keyboard. Clearly not a pop stylist in the same class as brother Michael, Jermaine churns out number after number reeking of melodic and lyrical cliche. Side one's five selections play like one long, boring single, complete with romantic insight like "Ooh, Ooh/ Everywhere I go/ always by my side/ Lonely won't leave me alone." Side two escapes a similar fate thanks only to "If You Say My Eyes Are Beautiful," a duet with Whitney Houston. Her voice, so meaty and passionate, overshadows the stupid lyrics and Jermaine's thin crooning, busting up an otherwise monotonous 25 minutes with this album's sole semblance of accomplishment. "Precious Moments" justifies Jermaine Jackson's status as second-stringer to his glove-clad sibling. CROSSWORD PUZZLER Puzzler Answers on Page 14 New release confirms proven status by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The massive commercial success tht Stevi Nicks has met with her latest Atlantic release "Rock a Little" is quite deserved. The cool sensuality that surrounded Nick's vocals in her early work with Buckingham- Nicks to Fleetwood Mac is intensified more so on this record than any of her previous solo efforts. Her voice is now whiskey-soaked to perfection, calling forth audible images of the great blues women as far back as Bessie Smith. "Talk to Me", the record's appropriate hit single, is a nice testament to Nick's growing passion. Never before has she exhibited such flair and conviction. The rest of th e tracks are all potential hits, but contain enough depth and remnants of rock roots to make them as substantial in genuine merit as they are in melodic style. To make such enormous claims about a well-established pop star is perhaps antithetical to objective criticism, but Nicks is so deserving of these accolades, even the most flowery statements regarding her latest efforts are justifiable. RANGER IS N OW A CCEPTING A PPLICATIONS F OR T HE F OLLOWING S TAFF POSITIONS F OR T HE 1988-87 ACADEMIC Y EAR. • NEWS EDITOR • ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C ACROSS 1 Soft food 4 Tropical fruit 8 Thick slice 12 Miner's find 13 Roman road 14 Wan 15 Auricle 16 Sacred 18 Worthless matter 20 Genus of maples 21 Faeroe Islands whirlwind 22 Pismire 23 Sharp 27 Plus 29 Choose 30 Denture 31 As far as 32 However 33 Fastener 34 Japanese drama 35 Aquatic mammal 37 Gel 38 Criticize 39 Flesh 40 Greek letter 41 Roman gods 42 Cadence 44 Tooth 47 Costly 51 Be in debt 52 Den 53 Single item 54 Follows Fri. 55 The sweetsop 56 Old-time slave 57 Observe DOWN 17 Concerning 19 Hebrew letter 1 Bard 22 Suitable 2 Sandarac 24 Babylonian tree deity 3 Punctuation 25 Sicilian mark volcano 4 Plunge 26 Gaseous 5 Devoured element 6 Occupant 27 Tiny particle 7 Build 28 Comment 8 Gleam 29 Possessive 9 Experimental pronoun room: colloq. 30 Fruit seed 10 Everyone 32 Improves 11 Spelling 33 Oolong, e.g. contest 36 Tantalum symbol 37 Beer mugs 38 Hairy 40 Follow 41 Perform 43 Running 44 Apportion 45 Not at home 46 Nerve network 47 Guido's high note 48 Indian memorial post 49 Baker's product 50'Wine: Fr. 18 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER Softball team tuning up for Nationals by Robb Luehr Q. Asst. Sports Editor It was an unusual week for the Parkside softball team -- they lost two games. They won four, however, and tied one, to improve their record to 26-9-1. The tie came in the second game of a doubleheader against DePaul on Tuesday, April 22. The Rangers won the first game 3-1, but the v second game had to be stopped because of darkness. Neither team had scored in the game. The next day, the Rangers traveled to St. Xavier, with mixed results. In the first game, the Rangers scored two runs - in the top of the fifth inning to grab the lead. In the bottom of the inning, Heidi Ostrander had to leave the game with a sore arm. Wendy Sackman relieved and held St. Xavier until the seventh, when Janet Koenig came in. Unfortunately for Koenig, St. Xavier scored and won the game 3-2. That didn't bother her, however. To show she wasn't fazed by those events, she took the mound in her regular starting turn and shut out St. Xavier 3-0. This past weekend, the Rangers made the short trip west to Whitewater for the Warhawk tournament. It didn't start out well for Parkside. In their first game of the tournament, the Rangers lost to Aurora University 4-0. "We didn't hit well at all," said head coach Linda Draft, "In fact, 15 of our 21 outs were fly balls, and you won't win many games hitting like that.'' Ostrander, her arm recovered, started the game and pitched well, giving up only one earned run, but a couple of errors by her teammates led to three unearned runs. The Rangers' next game was much easier to take. They played Stevens Point, who came into the contest with an 0-16 record. As expected, the Rangers prevailed 8-2. Koenig was the winning pitcher, giving up just six hits. The leading hitters were Renee Spear, Pat Neder and Jackie Rittmer with two hits each. Platteville was the next opponent and the next victory, the Rangers winning 3-0 behind Koenig's two-hit shutout. Lea Hammen and Neder each were 2-for-3 at the plate to lead the Ranger attack. The team now has a week off to prepare for the NAIA District 14 playoffs. They have a game scheduled for Saturday against an alumni team, then they travel to Eau Claire on Monday to play the Blugolds in a best two out of three series. If the Rangers win, they will host the winner of District 13 (Minnesota region) in the Bi-District 6 final. The winner of District 13 will most likely be Southwest State, according to Draft. "They're a good team. They're not to be taken lightly." Classified Services Offered CLINICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight, stop smoking, improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414-652-2727 for more information or an appointment. ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 554-0492. HOT TUB Rentals-Slam dunk your friends in our delivered portable spa. Rub-A-Dub hot tub, rental and sales- 553-9095. PEELA-GRAM! 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Personals NAT, HERE'S to a fun in the sun summer. . .Cheers. Red FLASH! MAYNARD scheduled for the chair-electrifying results. FLASH! MAYNARD tried for treason! Trial in August! FLASH! MAYNARD tells all; Dave aghast-news at eleven! BUB-YOU better realize your feelings pronto immedioso. Acacia. FLASH! MAYNARD on death row. Dave feeling pressure from bears. JOHN, THE search is over...K.K. THE ACACIA tree must be beautiful, the person is. Bub DEAR SECRET Admirer: Thank you. It was the biggest I ever had. rko FLASH! DAVE pardons Maynard alias "Teddy Tattletale" All are happy. OFFICE-MAY our endings be sweeter than our beginnings. J.R. TO ALL of the office-have a great summer. Michelle BABE: HAPPY 21st B-day. Love you always. Kid THE OFFICE: wish our differences weren't our downfall. Kid JENNY CARR: Thanks for all the cheezie fish. Joyce VOLLEYBALL REMATCH PSGA vs. PSE; bigger than wrestle Mania 2. VOLLEYBALL REMATCH PSGA will kill PSE this time. VOLLEYBALL REMATCH PSGA will take no prisoners. FLASH! MAYNARD found guiltymom pleads for her son. VOLLEYBALL REMATCH, PSGA will take PSE in three games. SOC PICNIC, May 11, goodies, fun, prizes and PSGA. PSGA WILL dunk the competition at the picnic. WE'LL REALLY miss you Jennie; lucky you, for the first time in years you can be a real student (only). Love from Opus. MIKE SWANTZ: When are you going to call Me!?!?! PSGA-KISS my volleyball. PSE HEIDI-YOU are one in a million X 10 010 Steve BILL IN Dallas-Let's be husbands. Bill TO: H.H. Congrats. You did it on your own. F.F. OPUS-HOW do you hold a pen with flippers. Einstein OPUS-WHY talk to Dan? He's only the Court Jester! CIRCUS INSURANCE: The legend lives on this summer. Road Dog TRIGGER, YOU'RE Running out of time. I won't wait forever, Mike SANDRA, DON'T sic Allen on me, TO: SWA. FA-1, FA-2, Bunny, Spandex. Leather, Drive, Barbie, and Sleeze. To bad we didn't meet. Mike and Curt. BELINDA, THANKS for taking care of may back this semester! Curt TO ALL our friends in the Union, The End is only the beginning. Curt-Mike OPUS-DO and the Union don't mix. Spanky and Alfalfa OPUS-YOU'RE depleting our supply of "grab-close C.B." OPUS-YOUR penguin lust sends us into new reals of surrealistic ecstasy. Spanky and Alfalfa OPUS-I can stagger a straight line too! God. NO OTHER PREMIUM BEER IN AMERICA IS BREWED TO THE STANDARDS OF OLD STYLE. Thanks for your support this year. We are proud to be served at THE END again this year. WE'LL SEE YOU THERE. UW-PARKSIDE YhjVe Got Qtyle HEILEMAN'S OLD STYLE BEER BREWED WITH WATER FROM WHEN THE EARTH WAS PURE Distributed by May Beverages - Kenosha, Wl .2 riuio / RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor They came from all over -- Stevens Point, Oshkosh, Madison, Parkside -a dozen schools in all. The occasion? The Milwaukee Brewers' annual College Media night. For the non-sports writer or broadcaster, this program might have been a seemingly endless series of long talks by people who are knowledgeable in their respective fields, but to those who hope to follow in the paths of these men, the presentation was informative, interesting, and cold. It would have been points in the Brewer organizatin's favor to have a contingency plan in mind when they found out about the possibility of less than spring-like temperatures. The only break we had was the tour of the press box, where it was 75 degrees. After the tour, it was back to the cold Rathskeller for the rest of the seminar. I hope next year, there will be a plan 'B' on the off-hand chance that winter hangs around again. Aside from the cold and hard benches, the day's program was well run. Dick Hackett, vice president of marketing for the Brewers opened the seminar, then gave way to Tom "Sky" Skibosh, director of publicity, who spoke about how a professional sports organization deals with the media. Skibosh then continued as a master of ceremonies. Next up was Mario Ziino, director of publications, who told the group about the many facets of collecting material and putting it together for a game program or the Brewer yearbook. Of greatest interest to the gathering was the thoughts and advice of the next speaker, Milwaukee Journal sports editor Terry Galvin. He did not mince words. Galvin gave the lowdown on the prospects of getting a job in print journalism, and what is required on the part of the prospective sportswriter. Among his bits of advice were: • "A degree is extremely important -in fact, you won't even get a look from a major paper without one." • "You have to move around to get somewhere -you have to let people know who you are just to get where you want to go if you really want to get into this business." • "The real criterion, I think, that most prospective employers go by is ability ... if you feel you can write, send some clips to an editor in town and ask if he will go through them. The key thing is to find out soon if this is the avenue you should pursue." • "I should tell you -warn you -to get into writing, you have to be very good and very lucky." The next item on the agenda was an informal press conference with Brewer manager George Bamberger and players Rob Deer and Dan Plesac. The school representatives were able to ask questions of the three men, and those questions covered a lot of bases. After the press conference, Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Dan Plesac (with microphone), along with manager George Bamberger (left) and outfielder Rob Deer, fielded questions from members of the statewide college press at the Brewers' annual College Media Night, held last week. Observing at right is Brewers' Publicity Director Tom "Sky" Skibosh. Ziino returned and led the college contingent to the press box to show the working environment of the sportswriter. County Stadium's pressbox is among the smallest in the major leagues, he said. Baseball team continues skid Due to a rainout on Saturday, the Parkside baseball team played just one game last week. Tuesday, April 22, the Rangers played Northeastern Illinois in 40-degree weather. As a result of the cold and a mixup in the teams' home/ away status, Parkside starting pitcher Chris Rozell didn't warm up properly, but began the game anyway. By the time he warmed up fully, N.E. Illinois scored nine runs in the first inning en route to a 12-4 win. "In that kind of weather, it's hard to get warm and stay warm," said assistant coach Dale Phillips. After the first-inning shelling, Rozell only allowed two more earned runs in his next three innings of work. He walked five and struck out five. "We gave them too many ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® baserunners," said Phillips. "They kept dissecting our fielders when they hit the ball. They hit it where we weren't." John Gonfiniantini relieved Rozell in the fifth inning and gave up only two hits while walking three and fanning one in two innings. Frank Cistaro pitched the final three innings. In all, N.E. Illinois had 17 hits. The Ranger offense wasn't too bad, either, collecting 11 hits and four runs. "We would have won 4-3 if it wasn't for the first inning," Phillips said. Chad Miller, Mike Stolnack and Bruce Mergener were the leading hitters with two each. We returned to the chilly Rathskeller for the next speaker, Brewer broadcaster Pat Hughes. As in the newspaper business, said Hughes, the job market is very tight in broadcasting. After Hughes, the speaker was William Haig, vice-president for broadcast operations, who spoke on the aspects of broadcast management. Last on the program, but not least, was the "baseball buffet" which consisted of all the staples of a night at the ballpark -brats, hot dogs (with the Secret Stadium sauce), beans and German potato salad, not to mention free beer, wine coolers and soda. All in all, the seminar was well received by those in attendance, despite the frigid temperatures. Afterwards, the college reps were treated to a free baseball game, although it wasn't much of a treat. The temperature dipped to around freezing by game's end and the home team lost 5-4. Former A-A wins race Ted Miller of Racine, a former track All-American at Parkside, was the winner of the Cook County Illinois Marathon on Sunday, finishing in a time of two hours, '31 minutes and 40 seconds. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All positions available Fall semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Monday, May 12. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS ® $ ® ® ® ® ® SECURE STORAGE ® MID-CITY U STORE| MANY SIZES 1280 SHERIDAN RD. i 553-9800 ® D ®® ® ® ®® ® ® ®® ® ® ® • UNION SQUARE BAR • RECREATION CENTER CINEMA THEATER SWEET SHOPPE The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. College Media Night informative but chilly 20 Thursday. May 1, 1986 RANGER Team loses only to the best By Richard Blay Sports Editor After a ten game winning streak, the Ranger tennis team got their "aces" kicked by Whitewater 8-1. On Monday, April 28 the Rangers traveled to Whitewater with the hope of upsetting arguably the best team in the state. As it turned out, pDan Hyatt was the only player to win his match as the Rangers won only three sets overall. Whitewater has the number one tennis player in the state from any university. Madison won't even play Whitewater for fear of losing to a Division III school. Before dropping their first match of the season, the Rangers added victims nine and ten. Last Monday, the team lost only two sets on route to a 9-0 stomping of Carroll College. Three days plater, Concordia received the same treatment except they filed to win a single set in nine matches. Tennis coach Richard Frecka stated "this is the best team I have ever coached here at Parkside. The difference between this team and past teams is that we have so much depth. Our number six player can beat our number one player. With four freshmen and only two returning players, I did not expect us to come along this fast especially in doubles play. If someone would have told me that we were going to beat Carroll and Milwaukee twice this year, I would have never believed it." The Rangers also competed April 25-26 in the NAIA District 14 Championships at Lacrosse. To qualify for Nationals, you must win singles, doubles or have your team place first. The Rangers did neither, as Stout and Lacrosse dominated the tournament. 5^6 5^6 The overall records for doubles and singles play are as follows : Singles 1. Jason Caspers (6-5) 2. Vahan Mahdasian (9-2) 3. Dave Hyatt (8-3) 4. Randy LeCount (9-2) 5. Dan Hyatt (9-0) 6. Jeff Stanich (10-1) Doubles 1. Caspers-Mahdasian (9-2) 2. Hyatt-Hyatt (10-1) 3. LeCount-Stanich (8-3) 1986 Tennis Team Front Row: Jason Caspers, Dave Hyatt, Reuben Montoya, Scott Sell, Randy LeCount. Back Row: Kirk Noha, Vahan Mahdasian, Brian Chilke, Jeff Stanich, Coach Dick Frecka. PICNIC Want to Know More? ASK AN SOC CLUB MEMBER. 'krL Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 30, May 1, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Weakland to speak here Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, S6pt6mb6r 19, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 14, No. 4 Weakland to speak here Archbishop Rembert G. Weakland of Milwaukee will give a free public talk on the US Catholic bishops' pastoral letter on the economy at 7 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 15 in the Union Cinema. Weakland is chairman of the committee for drafting the letter, the first draft of which was issued last November. The 120-page document stirred national debate when some conservative thinkers objected to its criticism of certain elements of capitalism and its support of a larger governmental role in solving economic problems. A second draft of that letter is expected to be presented to the nation's 280 bishops at their annual meeting in Washington in November. Weakland's talk will be followed by a question-and-answer period in which the audience is encouraged to participate. The first draft of the letter called for sweeping economic changes to help the poor, and noted that while the United States can be proud of its acheivements, there have been many failures, "some of them massive." Areas of the economy dealt with in the letter included the reduction of unemployment; an inadequate welfare system ; cooperation between business, goverment and labor to help the poor and a foreign policy which places more emphasis on human needs. Weakland's appearance is being sponsored by Parkside's Continuing Education Office, which is presenting a three-part course on change and continuity in American Catholicism. The course, which costs $18, will meet from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Oct. 8, 15 and 22. Weakland's talk, which is free and open to the public, represents the middle session of the course. Micro lab cuts paper service by Carol Kortendick Students will have to supply their own paper when using the microcomputers in the Library Learning Center. Originally, the center was funded by former Chancellor Alan Guskin, said head of the microcomputer center Donna Nicholson. When Guskin left Parkside, he cut the center's funds and the library took on its financial responsibilities, so students will no longer be supplied with paper. The center's funds were cut in all areas. The center asked for $25,000 for supplies and maintenance, and was only allotted $20,000, with approximately $10,000 going for paper, ribbon and hardware. It also asked for $15,000 for software, and only received $5,000. "When it (microcomputer lab) started, people didn't know where to get paper," said Nicholson. "We wanted to encourage use." Therefore, paper was provided. Nicholson said that microcomputer use increased 150 percent from 1983 to 1984. The computer center couldn't keep up with the demand for paper. "Part of the problem was we could only order $500 worth each time. By the end of the spring semester, we couldn't keep up. About $30 worth of paper was used," said Nicholson. Besides the regular use, Nicholson and some of the library employees felt there was a lot of paper waste. "If you use the typewriters, you have to pay and supply paper," said student employee Pat Ramsdell. "But, when you use the computers, it's free and they supplied the paper. There was a lot of waste." Microlab See Page 3 photo by ScottCurty Students gather pre-protest support Students protest About 20 students picketed the Union Cinema last Thursday over a public hearing which precluded the Parkside Activities Board from showing their scheduled movie, 'The Sound of Music." The hearing was being held by state legislators over whether public Utilities should be allowed to form holding companies. About 60 people attended the hearing. Five students with banners remained in the hearing to protest. PAB President Keith Harmann said the school's decision to schedule the hearing was made without consulting any student group, and violated a contract the university has with PAB. Parkside administrators, however, were quoted as saying that the film would not have attracted many people. The school has agreed to reimburse the group for lost revenue, including one-fourth of the film's rental fee, Harmann said. The amount the group will be reimbursed has not been determined. J,:.1 ."'."MU 'J Campus ambassadors involved with helping students JqjH photo by Chris Mayeshiba Campus ambassador Patrice Hesse discussed joining organizations, like the Hanger, with incoming freshmen at the Orientation several weeks ago. by Jennie Tunkieicz and Dave Belotti Campus ambassadors want to help -that is their credo. This summer 15 upper classmen were chosen to represent Parkside by serving as student mentors and helping host programs on campus. The purpose of the campus ambassadors is to assist the university faculty and administrators with the introduction of the total university experience to incoming students and their families and to assist in the introduction, orientation, and registration for all. As a representative of the university community, campus ambassadors have an opportunity to provide guidance in areas of academic advising, personal exploration and evaluation, and familiarity with campus resources and facilities. "They are really an excellent group of people to work with. They are 15 different personalities but they perform like a team," said Buddy Couvion, director of Student Activities, and campus ambassdor advisor. The group participated in 40 hours of training, which consisted of leadership skills, problem solving, communication and listening skills. The group debuted their skills on Sunday, Aug. 25 at the Freshmen Orientation Day. The group has been busy since their debut, serving as greeters for the first meeting of the Parkside Foundation, helped the library with a national conference held on campus, helping students at the Advising Center, and were a dominant force during Welcome Week. "The campus ambassadors are nice to have around for special events because they are already trained and they can handle responsibility well," said Tom Krimmel, Parkside Foundation representative. David Beach, director of the Advising Center, hopes to have the campus ambassadors develop discussion groups for all freshmen students. "The discussion groups will help new students who feel they are alone and alienated, but never take the necessary leap for help. The groups will be a mechanism for addressing some of those needs," said Beach. Beach feels the ambassadors are the appropriate group to head Campus See page 5 2 Thursday, September 19, 1985 RANGER Editorial Rally protects rights The protest rally that was held last Thursday did not draw overwhelming support, yet it did mark the beginning of heightened student awareness about what the role of the students and the administration is. It was not a demonstration about the "Sound of Music," but rather a demonstration about the law, and how the administration failed to adhere to it. Walt Shirer, Public Information, was quoted in the Racine Journal Times as saying, "It was a cause - a chance to say 'Hey, you can't push students around.' " He is right. That is exactly what the rally was all about, and the message was meant to be taken seriously by those who were protesting. There is nothing humorous about a breach of the law. The STUDENT Union was built for students with students' funds. Any usage of space in that area should, and legally must, have student input under the concept of shared governance. In the future, let us hope that the administration will be more sensitive and receptive to student opinion the next time it attempts to use student space. This is what the concept of "shared governance" is all about. And, if they are not, let us hope that there will be concerned students who care enough about the law, their school and their fellow students to do something about it. The signs and the megaphone can be toted out again, and the message will be equally as serious the next time student rights are usurped. I STARTED KEEPING MY CHILDREN OUT OF SCHOOL, BECAUSE NO ONE COULD ASSURE ME THAT THEY WOULDN'T CATCH ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME THERE. I KEEP MV CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THEIR BEDROOMS WHERE IT'S SAFE BECAUSE 1 LOVE THEM. I D ON'T TAKE MY CH ILDREN TO THE DENTIST OR OU T TO ' GET THEIR HAIR DONE BECAUSE NO ONE COULD ASSURE ME THAT THEY WOULDN'T CATCH "AIDS" THERE. MY CHILDREN ARE MY / THEY'RE MY PRIDE AND JOY. THEY'RE . BRIGHT... THEY'RE 3< I UNOCEtfT. THEY'RE . 50 WELL' BEHAVED..] 1 WO NT LE T my CHILDREN GO TO THE MOVIES BECAUSE NO ONE CAN ASSURE ME THAT THEY CAN'T CATCH "AIDS" THERE, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. I'LL SHOW YOU THEIR. PICTURES-* 1 DON'T A LLOW MY CHILDREN OUT IN PUBLIC BECAUSE NO ONE CAN ASS URE ME THAT THEY WONT CATCH "AIDS" THERE. Jf you CAN ASSURE ME YOU'VE * NEVERBEEN EXP05ED TO ANYONE IN AN 'AIDS HIGH-RISK, GROUP. XlN TW E M ANNER OF JULES FEIFFEP.) Nobody asked me but...protests deserve respect by Kari Dixon After a few years of apparent apathy, student activism on college campuses has come back into vogue. Demonstrations, albeit peaceful, have occurred throughout the country, including at U.W. Madison. Last week a little tremor of enthusiasm even shook Parkside. While all of this is great, it is important to remember what the purpose of protesting is. The right to peaceably assemble is guaranteed under the First Amendment of the Constitution. It is a right for which people have gone to jail, and even died. It is not likely to be taken lightly or considered a neat way to spend an afternoon because everyone is doing it. The protest rally became a popular vehicle during the social and political unrest of the 1960's. It was used as an alternative method to working within "the system," and some gains were made in the areas of civil rights and the Vietnam war. However, the severity of the method comes sadly and starkly to mind when one remembers the deaths of four students at Kent State. The current trend on college campuses, including Parkside, is a positive one. The vapid generation that was spoon-fed disco and Ronald Reagan is showing some signs of life and social conscience. The important thing to remember is that the protest, as an alternative method of electorate expression, lost its effectiveness in the 1960's because it became trendy and superficial. The anti-apartheid rally that has suddenly become the vogue (Amy Carter even got arrested) could suffer the same fate as the anti-war marches if people aren't careful. Apartheid is a serious issue, and it should be addressed, but the fact that it gets the neat, "radical" treatment doesn't mean that it's the only issue worth getting excited about. People are discriminated against, in subtle ways, every day in this country. There are people in this country who don't have enough to eat or a place to live. The domestic issues deserve attention, too. It's time we put our own house in order. The right to protest or demonstrate is a right that has survived, in different forms, for over 200 years. It is not to be taken lightly. It is to be used when other methods fail, and it will probably always be done by people who will be labled "radical" by the moderate mainstream. If those who are protesting are really serious and committed to what they are protesting about, then they have nothing to worry about. "America's radicals are to be found wherever and whenever America moves close to the fulfillment of its democratic dream," wrote sociologist and community organizer Saul Alinski in his book "Reveille for Radicals." "Whenever America's hearts are breaking, there American radicals were and are. America was built by its radicals. The hope and the future lies with its radicals." Somebody asked me, so...interviews are for real by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Well, actually somebody did ask me. I think the question was something like, "Did you REALLY talk to Tony Randall?" The answer is yes. It seems strange, I'm sure, to find entertainers of some notoriety profiled in a newspaper that is limited to small campus circulation, but obtaining celebrity interviews isn't as difficult as one might expect. Perhaps if I explain the procedure, it will sound a bit more feasible that these enormous showbiz gods bother to speak with li'l ol' me. The first step is calling either the Screen Actors' Guild or American Federation of Radio and Television Artists (AFTRA) to find out the particular star's agency. Then you call and speak with the agent, who will either give you a home phone number (as with Tony Randall or Morey Amsterdam), or have the person call the Ranger office collect (as with Justine Bateman or Julia Duffy). Sometimes the agent will refer me to the publicist or manager (as with Bob Denver). Agents never refuse. It's publicity for their client, and they always utilize any opportunity, however small, to publicize anyone from their stable of performers. The stars themselves are not always cooperative, although the only refusals I have had for the Ranger so far are Larry Linville (of M*A*S*H fame) and Jerry Lewis (who doesn't do phone interviews). Sometimes the agents like profiles to run when the performer has a movie or record coming out. Both Molly Ringwald and Ozzy Osbourne are scheduled to be interviewed around December when they release new showbiz efforts. Dick Cavett is presently in the works, commemorating his new show on the USA network, and Tony Danza of TV's "Who's the Boss" and "Taxi" will be profiled in an upcoming issue. The interviews are, of course, conducted by phone at all times. It'd be great if the Ranger could send me to Los Angeles or New York each week, but I'm afraid that's out of the question. All interviews are taped, all tapes are kept on file (so far no one has refused to be taped). I try to select performers that our readers will be interested in reading about, naturally, but am always open to suggestions. *00 & Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor Kari Dixon Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Ray Novak, Julie Pendleton, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro, Missy Weaver. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Darryl Hahn, Chris Mayeshiba, Kris Odegaard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephone (414) 553 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline Jor letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. RANGER Thursday, September 19, 1985 3 SOC president plans changes by Joyce Rasch The Student Organizations Council's (SOC) new president, Tom Siewert, doesn't expect to complete his term, but he does plan major changes for the organization while he is still here. Siewert has a new plan for the budgeting process. He wants to eliminate large general meetings, which delegates from all the clubs on campus attend, in favor of a smaller governing body with delegates from various disciplines. Siewert says the change could help SOC run more smoothly. "It's easier to organize seven or eight people rather than 44," Siewert said. "By reorganizing, we're not trying to change the budgeting process, just make it an easier one." But general meetings would not be eliminated under the plan, Siewert added. "We would still have general meetings to make sure clubs understand the budgeting process, and to set up organizational networks." Siewert is also trying to work more closely with the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA). He recently moved SOC's offices across campus from the second floor of the Union to PSGA's office near the Coffee Shoppe. He said the only way SOC can work more closely with PSGA is to be physically closer to them. "There is no reason we shouldn't try to work closer with PSGA," Siewert says. "It may not work out, but there's no reason we shouldn't try." Even though Siewert would like to see many of SOC's projects, which include Toys for Tots and the Food Drive Program, improve, he says he is stepping down as soon as he can find a replacement. "I have received a research grant from Johnson Wax," he said. "I am not going to miss out on a chance to do research for Johnson Wax." The search for a new chairman is continuing and Siewert is doing his best to see that SOC runs smoothly. He says plans for the reorganization appear hopeful. EOC housed on campus by Jennie Tunkiecz Editor Many people who have been out of high school for several years wish to further their educations. Some don't know what they really want to do in school; some don't have enough money to go back; some are afraid; and some think there is no hope. The Educational Opportunity Center (EOC) wants to help people realize that there is hope. Parkside received a $300,000 federal grant from the U.S. Department of Education to house and administer an EOC program in Racine and Kenosha. The purpose of the program is to provide educational counseling - which includes everything from . financial aid information lo career choice help -to first generation college students, economically disadvantaged, women, handicapped, minorities, veterans and adult students. The EOC will be housed in Tallent Hall on the second floor in the rear, southeast corner. Parkside's program is only one of seven newly-formed EOC's in the country, and there are only 37 such programs in the nation. "Most people in our community haven't gone to college and when their kids do, it's great, but there's no one there to tell them how to fill out the forms and sort through the red tape, so it is tough. There are also a lot of adults in our community who are not in a good situation economically - they are either laid off or about to be laid off. Industry is exiting from southeastern Wisconsin and it is rapidly becoming a crisis situation to retrain people. Adults do need a chance, and one chance is to go back to school and get an education. The EOC is here to help smooth out people's entry into school," said Maureen Budowle. Special Assistant for Project Development, who flk Jesse Hargrove helped foster the program. Other people involved in establishing the EOC at Parkside are Michael Bassis, Jenny Price, Esrold Nurse, Teoby Gomez, Gail Zimmerman and Jean Fredrick. The EOC plans to serve 1,000 to 1,500 students the first year. Students will be encouraged to make career choices and helped to choose two- or four-year institutions in the community, state or outside the state. If Parkside accomplishes with the EOC what it proposed to do in its grant request, such as serving 1,000 to 1,500 students in its first year, then a grant continuation will be requested, said Budowle. Parkside expects grant renewal for at least two more years. "I know Parkside, and I know especially the Assistant Chancellor's office, is very committed to having this program work well, and it is going to serve the population it promised it would serve. We're going to do everything we possibly can to make sure of that," said Budowle. According to a study conducted by The College Board News (summer issue 1985), EOC's are only one of two federal programs that actually deliver the services it promises in a "cost effective and professional manner." The study also states that due to demographics, EOC programs will be "increasingly needed" in the next decade. Jesse Hargrove, 32, EOC director. says there is a definite need for such a program in this community. "High school students can go to their school counselors to get information about the best schools to go to for engineering or which schools have the best financial aid programs, but where does an adult go? We would like them to come to the EOC," said Hargrove. Hargrove came to Parkside from UW-Whitewater where he was director of the Educational Opportunity Program and project director of special services for a disadvantaged students project. He received his PhD in 1983 from the University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana in Interdisciplinary/ Bilingual Education. As director of the EOC, Hargrove is responsible for administration and management of all functions of the program. Responsibilities include supervision of a staff; control of budget and coordination of resources for cost- /project effectiveness; supervision of data collection; development and marketing of information services; planning for workshop and counseling activities; development and maintenance of resource networks at local, state and national levels for program visibility and referrals; and preparing grants requests for continued funding. Hargrove will report to Michael Bassis, assistant chancellor, as part of Educational Services. Hargrove said he is currently getting acquainted with the campus community and key individuals who will be involved in the program. He is also networking in the community with organizations which will help the EOC find people who may need its services. Hargrove said that the EOC will be fully operational and will begin seeing clients in October. News Briefs Comparable worth defeated A federal appeals court overturned a ruling last week that could have cost the state of Washington over $1 billion. , . .. According to the Washington Post, the reversal of the nation's first ruling on the concept of comparable worth indicates that employers could use prevailing market conditions in setting wages, and that they need not follow the surveys they commissioned. In a related article, the Milwaukee Journal said that advocates and critics of comparable worth in Wisconsin said that the ruling in Washington could have little effect here. "I don't see it as fatal," Roberta Gassman, Gov. Earl's adviser on women's affairs, told the Journal. "The ruling of one federal appeals court does not make it the law of the land. The Supreme Court has not always agreed with the lower court." Youths riot in England Youths in a predominately black section of Birmingham, England rioted for two straight days last week, it was reported by United Press International. The report stated that fires were set and rocks and bottles were thrown in what may have been retaliation against police harassment that occurred in the high unemployment district. The damage, the story continued, ran into millions when at least fifty buildings and a dozen cars were destroyed. Earl opposes 21 age limit Governor Earl came out against the 21-year-old drinking age last week in a speech made before members of the Tavern League, in Racine. Earl told the Milwaukee Sentinel that Wisconsin should make its own decisions and not bow to federal "blackmail" to raise the legal age from 19 to 21. Wisconsin faces the possible loss of federal highway construction funds if it doesn't raise the drinking age by 1986. Earl urged tavern owners to support legislation that could reduce tavern business in many border communities. Paper service cut Microlab From Page 1 Nicholson said the microcomputer assistants also strongly supported this move because of the waste. While the center is saving money on paper, Nicholson is concerned with the amount of abuse the computers will take from students loading their own paper. She said there will be step by step instructions put out, and microcomputer assistants will be available. "We're hoping people will check if they don't know," added Nicholson. The center will supply scrap paper, and students can use typing paper. The bookstore will also provide paper to purchase. Though the students may pay for paper, Nicholson feels their sacrifice will help them and the center in the long run. "We're hoping the money we don't spend on the paper can be used to buy more software," concluded Nicholson. Mentor program set Volunteers are needed to act as mentors for area high school students on Thursday, Oct. 24 and Friday, Oct. 25 when Parkside will be hosting "A Day on Campus." All levels of students, from freshmen to seniors, are encouraged to apply. High school juniors and seniors will not be attending their classes the two days because of Teachers' Convention. The mentor program allows these high school students to attend college classes accompanied by a Parkside student. Volunteers may act as mentors one or both days, and times will be arranged according to their schedules. High school students may attend just one or several classes with their mentor. Volunteers are responsible for obtaining their professors' permission for high school students to attend class. Volunteers must register by Thursday. Oct. 10. Contact Gail Zimmerman or Barbara Larson, WLLC D-175, or call 553-2370 to register and to receive more information about the program. RANGER 4 Thursday, September 19. 1985 Schadeberg papers in archives here The papers of Henry C. Schadeberg (R-Wis.), a US congressman who represented Wisconsin's First Congressional District in the 1960's and was widely known for his strident opposition to pornography and strong support of the Vietnam War, have been deposited in Parkside's Archives and Area Research Center by the State Historical System of Wisconsin. Schadeberg, who served four two-year terms, from 1961-64 and from 1967-70, when he was defeated by incumbent Les Aspin, was also a Congregational minister in Burlington. He currently resides in Rockbridge, Va. The First Congressional District includes Racine, Kenosha, Walworth and Rock counties. The papers deposited in Parkside's archives include constituent correspondence, memoranda, reports, press releases, newsletters, speeches and bills. Also included are newspaper clippings concerning legislative issues in which Schadeberg was prominently involved, such as pronography, US involvement in Vietnam, lakeshore erosion in Southeastern Wisconsin and pollution. During his four terms Schadeberg was rated as one of the most conservative members of the Wisconsin delegation. Project files document his work on behalf of the develo- Next week in news Lake County College agreement UW President Katherine Lyall Faculty looks at academic reorganization J§> r**f As a part of National Hispanic Week FIESTA FRIDAY This Friday - September 20 featuring • Enchiladas con Polio • Empanadas con Carne • Frijoles Refritos & Arr oz • Tostadas • Bunuelos UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 am-2:00 pm pement of Bong Air Force Base (now the Bong Recreation Center), retention of the Racine Coast Guard Station, Wisconsin mink ranchers and other district issues. The Schadeberg papers add to an archival collection of other political papers, including those of Gerald Flynn, whom Schadeberg defeated in the first district in 1961, as well as state senators including George Molinaro, Henry Dorman and Michael Farrell. Enrichment classes set Parkside is offering two non-credit enrichment classes, on water aerobics and calligraphy. Water aerobics, or "aquacize," is a water fitness activity intended to increase cardiovascular strength and conditioning. It creates a feeling of exhilaration and well being, says Jeanne Ferraro, who is teaching the course. Ferraro, who holds a bachelor's degree in physical education from UW LaCrosse, will teach the class Mondays and Wednesdays from Oct. 7 to Nov. 27. Participants have the option of attending classes from 5-6 p.m. or from 6: 30-7:30 p.m. Cost of the class is S33. The calligraphy course is an introduction to the tools, techniques and hands of the calligrapher. Emphasis will be on the italic hand as well as studies from both the historical and constructive points of view. The course is being taught by Jan Sinclair, who has studied calligraphy for 12 years with nationally-recognized calligraphy artists and is a member of the Chicago Calligraphy Collective. She has exhibited her work in galleries in Madison and Chicago. The course is being held Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6-9 p.m from Sept. 24 to Oct. 10. The class costs $54. To register for either class, call 553-2312. Community briefs Kinship members to meet Anyone interested in becoming involved in the Kinship Program is invited to attend a general.?ernb„^h Zth% ing tonight at 7 p.m. in the Kinship Office, 2001 80th St., KeTh°eS program is designed to offer friendship to children from single parent families. Anyone desiring information may phone 658-0151. Real "Eve" to speak Chris Sizemore, the woman on whom the Tlie Three Faces of Eve" was based, will speak at the Racine Sheraton Hotel at 7 p.m. next Friday. Her appearance is sponsored by St. Luke s Hospital and is in conjunction with their Mental Health Service. The film was also shown this week at the Golden Rondelle theater as oart of the presentation. . Sizemore suffered from a disorder that resulted in her assuming over 20 different personalities. She now travels the U S discussing her experience and promoting better u n d e r s t a n d i n g of m e n t a l h e a l t h . T i c k e t s a r e S2 a n d a i e available at the Union Information Desk. Flynn scheduled to speak Senate candidate Matt Flynn will be the guest speaker at the Kenosha County Democratic Party meeting on MFlynmforme/chair of the State Democratic Party, will discuss his bid for the senate at Union Local 72. 3615 Washington Rd., Kenosha. , . ... Refreshments will be served, and the public is invited. Club Events! Marketing PSE, the Marketing Club, invites everyone to our next meeting, Wednesday, Sept. 25 in MOLN D-105. Issues to be discussed include: Manager's dinner, new sales projects, homecoming activities, plus much more. Hope to see you there! Geology Dr. M.J. Mudrey, Jr. of the UW-Madison and the Wisconsin Geological and Natural History Survey will present a colloquium titled "Precambrian Oil in Wisconsin?" on Friday, Sept. 20 at 1 p.m. in GRQ 113. Dr. Mudrey will discuss the potential for oil or natural gas in the 1100 million-yearold Copper Harbor Conglomerate and Nonesuch Shale in Bayfield County. Several hundred miles of Vibraseis seismic survey lines have been run, and Amoco has requested permission to drill a 15,000-foot hole to test for petroleum production potential. The area is a favorable target based on its tectonic setting. Bayfield County lies in the northern portion of the midcontinent rift, a structure formed 100 million years ago, when the crust was fractured and started to rift apart. Though the rifting event failed, the site received Several thousand feet of seaVment. Younger structures with the same origin have proven to be effective oil traps and contain approximately 10 percent of all oil reserves. If commercial quantities of oil or natural gas can be recovered, the area could well be one of the oldest rock formations to produce oil. The colloquium is free and open to the public. We're looking for talent! Stop by the Ranger office^ WLLC D139C, for details. RANGER Thursday, September 19, 1985 5 Ambassadors help students, and promote Parkside Campus From Page 1 such discussion groups because they can share their campus experiences. Patrice Hesse, campus ambassador, discribes the CAs as "high energy and high intensity" people. "We are all very busy people, involved in other things on campus, like clubs and jobs. But we all make time to be campus ambassadors," said Hesse. Hesse, senior majoring in Business Management with a concentration on accounting, decided to become an ambassador because she felt it would be a good learning experience. "I like Parkside and I thought that by being an ambassador I could learn more about the campus and I could help others learn more. Corinthia College Parkside has done a lot for me and I felt this was a way I could put something back into it," said Hesse. Jenny Carr, campus ambassador and sophomore English major, defined the role of the CA as helpers for new students so that they feel comfortable in the college environment. "I got involved in the program because I am interested in promoting Parkside which will hopefully bring in more students and bring more attention to the campus," said Carr. She hopes that CAs will eventually go to area high schools and promote the campus. Phillip Mercado, campus ambassador and pre-med major, feels that the program is important and has a good future on campus. "I hope our services are utilized more and that we can perform more meaningful jobs on campus," said Mercado. Hesse agreed with Mercado, saying, "I don't think our full potential as a group has been realized yet. We can do more than people probably think we can. In the next few years I think this program will really take off." Chuck Metz, campus ambassador and communication major, said he got involved in the group because he wanted to "promote the image of Parkside." Carr added, "If any group needs hosts and hostesses for events, they should call on us. We are here to help." Welcoming Students by Chris Mayeshiba Campus ambassadors are: from top left to right: Beverly Lanareman, Adrian Serrano, Cathy Buenker, Chuck Metz and Eileen Black. Row 2: Diane Cruz, Carlene Heard, Beth Fordham, Jenny Carr, Marcia Rintz and Kathy Matranga. Row 1: Patrice Hesse, Phillip Mercado, Lynette Enge and Mike Farrell. CORINTHIA COLLEGE CAMPUS POLICE, f u| fHIS IS MAY 1 HELP YOU?/ D|C< 6R0NGAARD, THE NEW TRAINEE?] I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET SERGEANT TREGO? OK. JUST WAIT OUTSIDE; SGT. TREGO S HOULD BE THERE IN A COUPLE MINUTES. LOOK FO R THE RED& WHITE JE EP WITH OUR INITIALS ON IT. 19. IX by Paul Berge •c.c.c.p.H_r~l YOB WE USED TO BE CALLED THE SECURITY SERVICE. ?r #1 Scholarships, grants available from NEH Business workshop set The National Endowment for the Humanities is accepting applications for the Young Scholars Program, which will award 100 grants nationally to students under 21 for research in history, philosophy or literature. Applications are available from the NEH. The deadline is Nov. 1. Recipients will receive a stipend of $1,800 and be expected to work full-time for nine weeks during the summer of 1986, researching and writing a humanities paper under the close supervision of a humanities scholar. Applicants must be 21 years old throughout the calendar year the application is submitted, or if over 21, must be a full-time student pursuing an undergraduate degree. The NEH can be reached at 1100 Pennsylvania Ave., NW, Washington DC 20506. A workshop on business feasibility analysis, designed to improve chances for business profit and success, will be offered by Parkside's Small Business Development Center (SBDC) from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 1, in Union 106. Cost of the course is $20. To register call 553-2047. Participants will be alerted to potential problems in their businesses and will be given instruction in various marketing strategies. The course will help those starting a business as well as those already in business. Instructor will be Greg Powers, a financial analyst with the Small Business Feasibility Center at UW-Extension in Green Bay. Powers, who holds an MBA, has worked as a financial analyst for the General Motors Acceptance Corp. and has held positions in management, marketing and production with S.S. Kresge, Burroughs, and the F. Hurlbut Co. The SBDC at Parkside is coordinated by Bill Hughes. * ¥ * ¥ ¥ 7:30 pm ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ NATIONAL HISPANIC HERITAGE WEEK Friday, September 20, 1985 Authentic Hispanic Meal 2 enchiladas rice beans salsa and chips $3.75* 9:00 pm Free Dance Featuring "Los Helcones" Milwaukee based band Dress in Latin American Costumes 1st and 2nd place prizes *Tickets in advance at the Union Information booth and at the door. * * * * * * * * * * * * *••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••* The world is waiting. Bean student. International Youth Exchange, a Presidential Initiative for peace, sends teenagers like you to live abroad with host families. Go to new schools. Make new friends. If you're between 15 and 19 and want to help bring our world together, send for information. Write: YOUTH EXCHANGE Pueblo, Colorado 81009 ^The International Youth Exchange. Recent on Enrichment 985-86 Season 15 15 %D ^ Season Tickets Now on Sale! handling. And just $25 for UW-Parkside students. Subscribe now and assure yourself VIP reserved seats. Join the AOE Series for what promises to be another outstanding season of music, theater and dance. The 9th Accent on Enrichment series, sponsored by the Parkside Student Activities Board once again is presenting a wide variety of entertainment at affordable prices. The cost of a season ticket is just $33.50 plus $2.50 tax and Season tickets will be held for you at the box office the night of the Cyrano performance, Friday, Sept. 27. Box Office opens at 6:45 P. M. 2 TIME TONY AWARD WINNER JOHN CULLUM Cvrano •de Bergerac The passionate / tale off adventure and romance FRIDAY, SEPT. 27, 1985 The national touring company of "Cyrano de Bergerac" brings to area audiences the passionate tale of adventure and romance, starring one of America's finest actors, John Cullum, winner of two Tony Awards. Critics agree: "Cullum's mellifluous voice is like an orchestra...his every movement is purposeful...the magical set is breathtaking...a bounty of theatrical delights." $12 General Public $8 UW-P Students Ar t o r n A H N / V E R S A r y JOSEPH HOLMES THURSDAY, JAN 30, 1986 This exciting troupe of 16 sensational dancers combines the excitement of jazz with the virtuosity of ballet. The Chicago Tribune describes them as "having the energy of Michael Jackson and the flare of a Las Vegas chorus line." $7 General Public $5 UW-P Students NOVEMBER, 1985 (To be announced) The celestial strains of duo harps in a classical concert of rare beauty and musical grace. $5 General Public $4 UW-P Students Make check or money order payable to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside .Number of tickets at $36 each General Public Clip and mail to: Accent on Enrichment University of Wisconsin—Parkside Box No. 2000 Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141 or, in person at Parkside Union Information Center Enclose stamped self-addressed envelope with payment UW-P Student sales ($25) only at Information Center -UW-P ID required • Charge my Master Charge A c c t . N o . • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • E x p . D a t e . (tax and handling included) .Total amount enclosed Personal Signature Name City .Date. .State -Zip- .Street Address. Phone THEIR ROUSING PERFORMANCE OF Hometown Saturday Might WEDNESDAY, FEB. 19, 1986 This rousing performance of "Hometown Saturday Night" is a step back into time. The year is 1905 and under the band shell, silver cornet bands are the cultural hub around which America revolves. It's Saturday night in Lynchburg, Tenn., and Mr. Jack Daniel's band is playing for the fun of it while we sing along. $7 General Public $5 UW-P Students MONDAY, MARCH 24, 1986 Trent Arterberry's internationally acclaimed mime solo performance has played to rave reviews at colleges, arts centers, and major theatres across North America and Europe. His 90 minute production of mime, dance, comedy and audience participation earned him the National Association for Campus Activities' first "Performing Artist of the Year" award. In concert, Trent's performance is enhanced by the use of lighting, sound and special effects to create a captivating theatrical experience. $6 General Public $4 UW-P Students RANGER I Thursday, September 19, 1985 7 Book Review Updated guide to British films released Offer Expires 10/13/85 Arby's 21st. Anniversary and Back-to-School Special A WEEK///DANCE FLOOR \ND LIGHTING SYSTEM///CQMFORTABLE SEATING "Responsive to your needs' RESTAURANT & COCKTAIL LOUNGE 2109-2117 - 91st Street . 694-8599 7 NIGHTS OF FUN, ENTERTAINMENT AND EXCITEMENT FOR PEOPLE ON A COLLEGE BUDGET! MONDAY SPORTS FANS: Monday is Night is Your Night! * 7:00-1:00 cheese, sausage & crackers compliments of Porky's * $2.00 pitchers of Old Style or Busch! * Watch the game on our 64" T.V. system! THURSDAY Only on word describes Thursdays: UNIQUE! * Tap Old Style or Busch all night! $1.75 pitchers. * BAR STOOL RACES ARE BACK & BETTER THAN EVER! * All rail drinks are reduced to 99c all night! * 7:00-9:00: LADIES DRINK FOR % PRICE! TUESDAY LADIES. Tuesday could be a night for fun! * Top shelf drinks go for 75c all night! • Champagne cocktails for only $1.00 • Fresh fruit cocktails are reduced to $1.00! * Freshly made popcorn all night compliments of Porky's! FRI. & SAT. FRIDAY & SATURDAY nights come alive! * Casual dress code & enforcement! * We've done away with the cover charge! • Better staffing for better service! • Service bar and grill to serve you better! WEDNESDAY Wednesday: The best costs less! * LADIES: 24 European wines to choose from for only $1.00 a glass! * MEN: 8 outstanding Imported beers for only $1.00! Heineken, St. Pauli Girl, Becks & MORE! * LADIES: Champagne splits (Vfe bottles) of Lejon Champagne for only $1.25! SUNDAY Sundays don't have to be boring! • 55 oz. pitchers of Old Style or Busch for only $1.50 per pitcher! With no cover charge either! Great beer at a good price! • Brats between 9:00-1:00 for only $1.25! • Pretzels all night long at no charge! • A nice evening to relax before the week begins! Coming Attractions: Jello-Wrestling & Male Strippers! Relax, enjoy the fun, and be a part of the crowd! PORKY'S COCKTAIL LOUNGE 2109-2117 91st Street - Kenosha - (Corner of 22nd Avenue & 91 st St.) OFF-STREET PARKING (LIGHTED)///SEPARATE BILLIARD ROOM///VIDEO ARCADE IRoast Beef Sandwich with the purchase of a roast beef sandwich at I re gular price. 1 offers. Not valid with other I • Kenosha \ 3907 52nd Street Expires 10/13/85 Racine m 3048 Douglas J Star Wars • • • PAB presenting space frolics by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "The Great British Picture Show" is a 1985 re-issue of George Perry's 1974 tome from Little, Brown and Company, which details the start and rise of the British film industry. British filmmaking has had its ups and downs, all of this well chronicled in Perry's study. While "The Great British Picture Show" is a serious book, it also provides insights into the less analytical aspects of British filmmaking. Perry tells his story in chronological order, the facts presented in a good, lively fashion so as not to seem stuffy or pretentious (a hindrance for many serious studies), while remaining intelligent and informative. Perry's project is extremely well researched, down to the most trivial details. His appendix listing important stars and filmmakers is intelligently selected, and his collection of 150 photos is very attractive. The only problem is that many of the most important British films are not available for screening in this country (especially the older movies), so the American reader whose appetite is whetted by Perry's laudings of older British films will be disappointed at their lack of availability. The most noted British films (from an American viewpoint), such as the Beatle, Monty Python "Carry On," and early pre-Hollywood Hitchcock and David Lean films are all represented, as are the lesser-known Will Hay, Cliff Richards and Cecil Hepworth efforts. Perry is careful to cover all of the various phases of British film history: from silents, to talkies, to the documentary movement, wartime cinema and the new wave movement which began in France and spread throughout Europe and, eventually, the United States. He relates how television and the rise of video cassette players at home have had an effect on the British cinema, as well as public funding for British films and the heavy competition from other companies. He also tells how British filmmaking reached its zenith recently with the worldwide success of "Gandhi," "Chariots of Fire" and "A Passage to India." by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "Star Wars" is the popular George Lucas-directed bouquet to 1930's movie serials like "Flash Gordon" and "Buck Rogers." The only difference is that this later film, though not necessarily better (and arguably not as good), achieved such massive popularity, being followed by two sequels (both of which will run in succession in ensuing weeks at the Union Cinema.) "Star Wars" has all the trappings of a good kiddie flick - good guys, bad guys, outrageous creatures, cute robots, explosive special effects, lots of action and general audience-rousing excitement. Perhaps the most important thing about this feature (and its sequels) is that it exemplifies film's initial purpose: to entertain. The complete entertainment capabilities sans pretension or any sort of intellectual jargon make them perfect outlets for the masses. "Star Wars" is a good film. Not one of the great classics of the American cinema, but then "Gilligan's Island" has its good points at times, too. "The Great British Picture Show" is an intelligent, informative, easy-to-read look at a country whose filmmaking output is yet another aspect of motion picture studies which has been poorly documented. It is easily the best work on the subject, and highly recommended for those with even a slightly serious interest in motion pictures. 8 Thursday, September 19, 1985 Accent on Enrichment series presents "Cyrano The national touring company of "Cyrano de Bergerac," starring two-time Tonyaward winner John Cullum, will open the 1985-86 Accent on Enrichment series at Parkside on Friday, Sept. 27. Like all five of this season's AOE performances, "Cyrano" will be performed at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Both season series tickets and single event tickets are now on sale in person or by mail at the Parkside Information Center (Box No. 2000, Kenosha, 53141, telephone 553- 2345). Season tickets are $36 for the public, including tax and handling and $25 for Parkside students. Master Charge is accepted. Student sales must be in person at the Information Center. Individual tickets are $12 for the general public for "Cyrano de Bergerac," $8 for Parkside students. All seats are reserved. The National Touring Company of "Cyrano de Bergerac" began a ten-week tour in Ontario in early September, directed by Arthur Storch, produced by Columbia Artists Theatricals Corp. in association with Syracuse Stage. Cullum's illustrious career encompasses 25 years, two Tony Awards and countless performances on and off Broadway, in television and films. Television audiences will remember him as Kansas farmer Jim Dahlberg in the controversial film"The Day After," concerning the aftermath of a nuclear attack. Cullum won the 1975 Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical for his performance of Charlie Anderson in "Shenandoah." His second Tony, in the same category, came in 1978 for his appearance as Oscar Jaffee in "On the Twentieth Century." He has appeared on Broadway and toured with Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton in Noel Coward's "Private Lives," and most recently, opened in the new Broadway comedy "Doubles." Sharing the spotlight with Cullum will be Marcus Smythe as Cyrano's friend, Christian, and Megan Gallagher as the beautiful Roxane, loved by both Cyrano and Christian. Smythe originated the role of Christian at Syracuse Stage and repeated his performance in Atlanta. Performing primarily in regional and off-Broadway theaters, he has also appeared on television's "Guiding Light," "Search for Tomorrow," and Puzzler Answers on Page 10 ACROSS 1 Moccasin 4 Evaluates 9 Paddle 12 Goddess of healing 13 Musical drama 14 Consumed 15 Confidence 17 Distended 19 Flesh 21 Weight of India 22 Argues 25 Title of respect 29 Spanish article 30 Renovate 32 Epic sea tale 33 Gratuity 35 Lavishes fondess on 37 Fall behind 38 Short jacket 40 Harvests 42 Roman 1001 43 Repulse 45 Eccentric 47 A state: abbr. 49 Location 50 Touching 54 Wants 57 Veneration 58 Earn 60 Cry of cow 61 Wager 62 Zodiac sign 63 Stitch DOWN 1 Fondle 2 Ventilate 3 Fragment 4 Revolved 5 Newsgathering org. 6 Spread for drying 7 Goddess of discord 8 Capital of Oregon 9 Grain 10 Devoured 11 Crimson 16 Scorch 18 Macaws 20 Choir voice 22 Hinder 23 Choice part 24 Mediterranean vessel 26 Pigeon pea 27 Trumpeter bird 28 Enchantment 31 Has on one's person 34 Parent: colloq. 36 Dashes 39 Tidy 41 Surfeit 44 South American animal 46 Abounds 48 Genus of maples 50 Engineer's compartment 51 Be in debt 52 Seine 53 Prefix: three 55 Female deer 56 Seed 59 That is: abbr. ft L Cyrano de Bergerac (Tonyaward winner actor John Cullum, left) engages the arrogant Valvert (Timothy Davis Reed) in a duel in this the television film "Summer Solstice" with Henry Fonda and Myrna Loy. Gallagher, a recent graduate of the Julliard School, has toured with The Acting Company, played Juliet in the Genesius Theatre production of "Romeo and Juliet," and has performed at the Colorado Shakespeare Festival. scene from Emily Francel's adaptation of Edmond Rostand's romantic classic "Cyrano de Bergerac." Originally produced by Syracuse Stage as part of its eleventh anniversary season, "Cyrano de Bergerac" broke all box office records and was proclaimed by the critics as a "joyous presentation" and "truly magnificent." When the production moved to the Alliance Theater Company in Atlanta, audience reponse was again overwhelming, and Cullum was praised by Atlanta critics who called him "one of the finest actors ever to tread the Alliance boards." Director Arthur Storch has been Producing Artistic Director at Syracuse Stage since 1973, when he was recruited from New York City to fill that position. On Broadway, Storch has directed Jack Lemmon in "Tribute" and "Twice Around the Park," starring Anne Jackson and Eli Wallach, which, similar to "Cyrano," received its premiere at Syracuse Stage. Other New York credits include "The Impossible Years," "Golden Rainbow," "The Owl and the Pussycat," "The Chinese," Dr. Fish," "Three by Three," "Promenade All!," "The Typists" and "The Tiger." Season ticket orders will be filled and must be picked up at the box office the night of the performance, sponsors say. The box office will open at 6:45 p.m. No season tickets will be mailed. Individual tickets for "Cyrano" or other presentations on the series may be picked up in person at the Information Center or purchased at the box office the night of the performance. Theater London and New York trips announced by Bill Serpe Would you like to lose your head in London or take a bite of the Big Apple and earn university credit at the same time? Then perhaps you should contact Judith Tucker- Snider of the Dramatic Arts discipline. This year Snider will be handling all the arrangements for the third New York Theater trip, to take place during spring break. "We want to announce the trip Bmttt &t?appE © 1985 United Feature Syndicate GUMMI BEARS 20% OFF We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru Fri. early," said Snider, "because we have had such great success with it the past two years. However, the trip to London at Christmas time is a first, and if it proves to be as successful as th§ New York trip, then we may do it again." The London/Stratford- Upon-Avon 2 credit Lab will run from December 27 through Jan. 11, 1986. Based on double occupancy for $1200.00 and single occupancy for $1350.00, the trip will also include roundtrip airfare on British Airways. The tour will see four shows in London and two in Stratford, the tickets being part of the package. Other arrangements will include continental breakfasts and theater tours and lectures. The lab will be limited to 20 people. During spring break, Snider is scheduling a one credit Lab to New York City. Prices set at under $500 will be based on two, three or four persons to a room and will include round trip airfare from Milwaukee on Republic Airlines. The tour will stay at the Edison Hotel and will see at least four shows with guest speakers and theater tours. Both trips require a $50.00 deposit. "I would suggest that people get their money in soon, said Snider. "These labs are filling up fast. After all, where else could you go to London and get credit for it if not in the Theater Department?" RANGER Thursday, September 19, 1985 9 Everything you've always wanted from a ski trip, for less... Jump into the action on the slopes of one of Colorado's premier ski resorts — STEAMBOAT. Travel Associates, the M g m per National Collegiate Ski Association and H M Person Lite Beer from Miller have put together a program of Wild West skiing, parties and fun you won't want to miss. The official 1986 "NCSA National Collegiate Ski Week" ™ package includes: • Round-trip transportation • 7 nights deluxe lodging at one of Steamboat's finest facilities • A lift ticket for 5 days of unparalleled deep powder skiing • A ski film party with DJ • "Wild West" party with band • A major concert • A special "on-mountain" Lite Beer & Cheese Party • Entry fees to two races with prizes and Lite awards for the top winners • A discount coupon program for area bars, restaurants and services • All applicable taxes • Travel Associates' staff and NCSA representatives on site Contact: Marie Aie llo 553-2650 Sponsored by Parkside Activities Board Tour Date: January 2-11 10 Thursday, September 19, 1985 HANGER ANDPaiCATElV WIPE TUE.MOFF WTO AUNT-R26EO07H. FOR A f isial touch I USE THIS ANTI-STATIC SUN WHICH NEUTF&UZE$ NEGATIVELY- CHARGED particles ON THE n- PLAYING SURFACE. \ GREAT. WOW'S IT WORK ON CLAM PIP? HEV.SKVLER, THANKS * FOR LETTING ME BORROW THE ALBUM K>R MY PARTY , LAST NIGHT, - BUT IP LIKE 1 .£?!' ! T O ASK VOU ABOUT cum ^ TO CLEAN IT THAT'S JUST WHAT IM mm NOW... AC/DC More hard rocking raw power by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Greg Philliganes Success predicted by Kristy Harrington Subscriptions to the 19 films are S17 fo r the general public and $15 for senior citizens and Parkside faculty, staff and students. That amounts to less than SI per film. Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Subscribers have the option of attending screenings at 7: 30 p.m. on Thursdays; 8 p.m. on Saturdays; or 2 p.m. on Sundays. All screenings are in the Union Cinema Theater. To subscribe, call 553-2345. AC/DC is an Australian band of hard rockers who, since 1976, have carved themselves a firm and lofty position in the annals of meatand- potatoes rock. Their latest, "Fly on the Wall," on Atlantic, is more of the same hard-rocking riffs that make it so easy to classify the heavy metal act's work. The only real flaw with this release is that production and sound mixing by brothers Angus and Malcolm Young emphasize the former's lead guitar and the latter's rhythm guitar so heavily that Brian Russell's whiskey-edged, screaming vocals are pushed so far in the background they're barely audible on some tracks. Perhaps the best, and most typical, cut on this LP is "Back in Business," which deals with the group's hard rock sensibilities in the same fashion as the earlier "Back in Black," "You Shook Me All Night Long," "Let's Get It Up" and "Highway to Hell," the last song recorded while the late Bon Scott was still fronting the group. AC/DC has gone as far as the top in their musical niche. with little or no indication of ever changing to a less-stylized format. While some innovation was apparent on their earlier works, the band's cult following has caused them to de-emphasize innovation in favor of restricting themselves to an established formula. It may be biologically impossible but it sounds as if Michael Jackson and Boy George mated and the result has become the lead singer of Scritti Politti (Italian for "Political Writings"). This may sound a bit far-fetched, but one listen to the vocals on "Cupid and Psyche '85" on Warner Brothers/Virgin Records is all that is needed as proof. The music - a reggae, blues, dance-type mix, is fine, but Green Strohmeyer-Gartside's vocals leave a lot to be desired. After three minutes of Green's very annoying voice, the album is doomed to transform into a decorative wall plaque. The cassette cannot be used as creatively, yet contains four extra tracks of pure torture. Credit must be given, at least minutely, to the rest of the band. These musicians should do themselves a favor and fire Green. Green, drummer Fred Maher and keyboardist David Gamson may be good looking (as the album sleeve illustrates), but with Green's lousy vocals, Scritti Politti's days are numbered. The Top Forty anxiously awaits the sounds of Greg Philliganes. Greg's new LP "Pulse," on Planet Records, fluctuates between slow romantic jams and extraordinary upbeat dance music. The dancing beat is in every song whether it is slow or extremely fast. Michael and Jackie Jackson helped arrange "Behind the Mask" and "Playin' With Fire." James Ingram and son Phillip also helped by adding the special guest vocals for the single, "Playin' With Fire." These two songs arranged by the Jacksons are definitely future hit singles for Greg. The Pointer Sisters backed up on "Won't Be Long Now." Donald Fagen arranged "Lazy Nina," a slow dance jam. One should know that this is a great-sounding LP by noticing all the famous personalities who have helped in arrangements and vocals. /A\ • r j Greg Philliganes Philliganes has done a lot of work with other people, but he has his own realistic style. This style makes all of his songs unique but not off the wall. The lyrics are pleasing to the ears. He sings to you and puts the point across without screaming. The lyrics aren't vulgar, boring or repetitive. It won't be long before you're hearing Greg Philligane's voice every time you turn on the radio. Foreign film series Tickets still available NCtyTJjlSRECORPAL0UH m AjgVERNKP CLEANING. Season tickets are still available for this year's popular Foreign Film Series, which features films from France, Italy, Czechoslovakia, Spain, England, Japan, Germany, Scotland, Australia and South Africa. Also, as a result of many requests, the series this year includes three American films: "The Return of the Secaucus Seven." "Say Amen, Somebody" and "Koyaanisqatsi." "I think this is the best season ever," said Norman Cloutier, Parkside economics professor who organized and directs the series. "We've got many more recent films than before, and I think subscribers will be pleased by the nice range of contemporary films." photo by Dave McEvoy Doubles team Ann Althaus-Amy Tropin competing against Concordia Tnursaay, septemper 19, ivzo 11 Tennis Team wins some, loses some Last Thursday the women's tennis team beat Concordia College by a score of 9-0 to gain its first shutout of the season. The five-member Concordia team was no contest for the Rangers. Concordia had to forfeit two matches from the start because of the lack of a sixth player. The Rangers won all their matches in two sets, and only lost, at the most, three games per set. On Saturday, the women were at Carthage College to play Valparaiso and Northeastern University (NEU). With only a five-person squad, it was Parkside's turn to forfeit some matches. Against Valparaiso, Parkside's Beth Barden defeated her opponent 6-3, 6-2, as did Amy Tropin, 6-3, 6-1, 6-2 and Jackie Rittmer, 7-5, 6-4. Ann Althaus and Kim Kranich lost their matches in three sets, and Valparaiso won the meet by a score of 6-3. NEU only brought three players with them, so the Rangers had already won without playing. The three singles matches and one doubles match was played in eight game pro sets. Last year, NEU humiliated * the Rangers by lobbing them to death, making it easy for them to return most of the Rangers' shots. This year NEU's strategy was much the same, but the Rangers managed to win two of the four matches played. Kranich won her singles match 7-1 in the tie breaker, as did the doubles team Barden- Rittmer, by a score of 8- 6. The women will face NEU later in the season when they bring up a full team. The women's record is now 2-2. KANGEK Golf team busy by Robb Luehr The Parkside men's golf team played in two 18-hole tournaments last Friday through Monday, with mixed results. On Sept. 13 and 14, the Rangers competed in the 17- team Pointer Invitational, played at the Stevens Point and Ridges Country Clubs. Led by meet medalist Rick Elsen, Parkside finished in a tie for fourth place. The meet was won by Whitewater with a 788 stroke total. Eau Claire followed with 801; Oshkosh, 812; Parkside and Stevens Point Purple, 819; LaCrosse rounded out the top six with 831. Elsen shot rounds of 73 and 80 for a 153 total, one shot ahead of Whitewater's Scott Hill and Pete Hamilton. The second place golfer for Parkside was John Rozanas with (80-82)-162, followed by Guy Leach with (80-90)-170; Scott Schellpfeffer, (82-89)-171; Dave Messersmith, (78-94)- 172; Scott Schuit, (88-85)-173. On Sept. 15 and 16, the Rangers slid a bit, finishing in a tie for tenth in the 14- team Blugold Invitational at the Eau Claire Country Club. Bemidji State of Minnesota won the meet with a 760 total, followed by Eau Claire Blue with 772, and Whitewater with 775. Parkside's total was 821. Elsen once again led the Rangers with a (78-79)-157, Leach was next with (83-80)- 163; Rozanas, (86-79)-165; Schuit, (83-88)-171; Schellpfeffer, (85-86)-171; Messersmith, (89-82)-171. Classified ads1- Services Offered ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 554-0492 CLINICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight, stop smoking, improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414-652-2727 for more information or an appointment. Help Wanted GIRLS WANTED: Free hair salon services. The Flair Styling Studio needs girls who are willing to have their hair cut. permed or colored by its staff during salon workshops on new fashion releases. If you are interested and available on Tues. or Wed. mornings, call 694-2011. BABYSITTER WANTED from 5 a.m.- 8:30 a.m. Mon. thru Fri. Must have car. Call 634-9152. WANTED: A very energetic individual, fraternity, sorority or campus organization to act as our annual Spring Break Trips to Ft. Lauderdale and Daytona Beach-earn commissions and/or free trip. Call or write Coastal Tours. P.O. Box 1258, Lisle, IL 60532. 1-800-545-6479. Tost and Found HELP! BRACELET lost Fri. night in Union at 21st Ave. Party. Silver, linked- leaf pattern. Monetarily worthless, but has a sentimental value. Reward! Please leave message at Ranger office: 553-2295. Personals "SALUTE YOU in Style," Thurs., Sept. 26. 7:30 p.m.. Eagles Club. 302 58th St.. Kenosha. Fashions by Barden's and Bjorn's. Refreshments, raffle and door prizes! A S3 donation. All of the monies raised are returned to our community to help the visually and hearing impaired, or others who need our aid. For tickets, please contact Lioness Marion Corlener, at 859-2495. DIANE: HOW is R and S? What am I to do? LOOKING FOR a racquetball game? Call Alan. 657-7474. HEY, JIM, I dunno what'a write. Wanna go swimmin'? COMING SOON for Enquiring Minds: "A Kiss is Still a Kiss, but I Sighed When You Stole That Ring: The Untold Story of Harry Chapin," by Jim Neibaur and Jennie Tunkieicz. BRENDA BUCHANAN has another bun in the oven. PAULA: HAPPY Mother's Day! I never received the photo, but I'll take drinks anytime! I'm just down the road. The Foot Fiend. UNION MEMBERS: Mind your own business! Let the supervisors do their jobs! DI: GET well soon so you can come home. I love you! Jim. 1•• ••• ••• ••• •• t • ANDERSON T RANSCRIPTION & • TYPING •I •• • • • • • Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 CALL AFTER 4 P.M. Jackie Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin Cross-Countrv Both teams successful by Robb Luehr The men's and women's cross country teams both made impressive showings last weekend at the Hillsdale (Mich.) Invitational, finishing fourth and second, respectively- On the men's side, Malone College won the meet with 37 points, followed by Western Michigan with 66; Loyola, 93; Parkside, 101; host Hillsdale, 109; University of Detroit, 150; Siena Heights, 159; Wayne State, 211; Spring Harbor (Mich.), 213; Finley, 310. The top finisher for Parkside was Rich Miller, who finished 11th in a time of 26 minutes, 1 second. Mark Hunt was 16th with 26:06; Joe Eichner, 17th, 26:08; Anthony Braccio, 25th, 26:19; John Hunt, 44th, 27:13. "We ran well for that course," said coach Lucian Rosa, "but we could have done a little better." The team was at less than full strength due to the illness of Andy Serrano. Rosa was pleased that his top four runners were within 18 seconds of each other. In the women's first meet of the year, they scored 65 points, second only to the host Hillsdale team's 54. Other team scores were Loyola, 66; University of Akron, 73; Detroit, 140; Malone, 164; Notre Dame, 164; Grand Valley (Mich.) State, 224; Siena Heights, 252. The top finisher for Parkside was Jill Fobair, who was sixth in 17:53, Michelle Marter, eighth, 17:59; Nancy Marter, 13th, 18:13; Sarah Hiett, 15th, 18:16; Julie McReynolds, 23rd, 18:45; Colleen Wismer, 24th, 18:46; Karen Jacobsen, 25th, 18:48. Soccer team extends record by Richard Blay Sports Editor The men's soccer team made its first road trip this season a successful one. The team traveled to Ashland Wis. to play District 14 rival Northland College. They came home with a convincing 6-1 win to stretch their record to 3-0. Coach Rick Kilps stated following the game, "The statistics are very deceiving. The game was much closer than the score indicated. We only led 1-0 at halftime. They had the wind in the first half, which helped, but goalie Mark LaCombe played very well. Northland was much improved over last year." The Rangers had three players with two goals each - Greg Peters, Ian Jack and Mike Robertson. With the wind in the second half the Rangers exploded with five goals. They scored three in the first 15 minutes' of the second half. The team's next home game is this Saturday against Purdue-Calumet University The game will be held in the bowl at 1:30 p.m. Soccer Results Parkside (P) vs. Northland (N) Sunday, Sept. 14 First Half Scoring: 1. Peters (Jack) 10:44. Second Half Scoring: 2. Jack (penalty kick) 40:10. 3. Peters (Rodriguez) 36:12. 4. Robertson (Adema) 33: 13. 1. Northland 16:44. 5. Jack (Paprocki) 9:53.6. Roberton (Gil, Whipple) 2:25. Shots: P-26, N-6; Saves: P-5, N-5; Corner Kicks: P-ll, N-l. FALL FIESTA In The REC CENTER September 20 6 pm-Midnight TABLE TENNIS FOOSBALL 25 POOL (1/2 HOUR) VIDEO GAMES BOWLING (6-7 pm, 10-midnight) 12 Thursday, September 19, 1985 RANGER Team belts Concordia PARKSIDE OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER • 2 MAN TENTS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Fri. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 553-2408 Baseball All-Star Boog Powell hits Racine By Dave McEvoy and Rob Eichhorn Special to the Ranger Last Wednesday, Sept. 11, three Racine area establishments, the Sheraton, Oh! Flannery's. and the Gallery Pub and Restaurant were visited by former All-Star major league baseball player Boog Powell. These appearances were made through Miller Lite Beer and were arranged by Chuftk Merritt, Miller's local representatives. "Yeah, I think baseball was at its greatest back when I played in the sixties and early seventies. But then, every generation of baseball players thinks that." So it is in the words of All-Star John Wesley "Boog" Powell. Immortalized from both a long and successful career with the Baltimore Orioles and a long and successful series of Lite Beer commercials. "I never really had any big heroes or dreams as a kid; I was just never into that. Somehow I just always knew for a fact that someday I'd be a major-leaguer. Hell, when I was a kid I would go to the Detroit Tigers' spring training camp in Florida near where I lived, just to steal baseballs." At 6-4 and nearly 290 pounds, this 45-year-old's career life didn't end with a major league baseball career. Afterwards, he planned to just manage his marina in Key West, Florida until the opportunity to do TV commercials for Miller's Lite Beer, with many other sports celebrities. Up to now, this has resulted in 15 commercials for Boog, as well as many close friendships with most of the men who starred in the commercials. Powell's major league career was devoted exclusively to the Baltimore Orioles, where he played a variety of positions. But before that he was a natural athlete throughout his years at Key West High School, excelling in basketball and football as well as baseball (.489 in his senior year). Afterwards, he turned down five football scholarships and entered D-league baseball. He quickly jumped from D-league to Triple A photo by Dave McEvoy Chuck Merritt and Boog Powell. Merritt arranged Powell's visit to Racine. and then signed with the Orioles with a $35,000 b onus - a large sum at the time. Today he feels that "baseball has become much too commercialized and has lost the camaraderie it used to have. Free agency has ruined baseball - no baseball player is worth $2 million." Probably the question most often asked of Powell is how he received his nickname. "] came from my father whc when I was a boy alway called me 'little booger' b£ cause of my mischievous die position." In high school, thi was shortened to "Boog" as i remains today. But today h says he doesn't miss basebal so much and if he could, hi would just keep doing th« commercials for a while. photo by Chris Mayeshiba Pitcher Tim Sorenson delivers a pitch in the game against Milwaukee. After opening the season with a doubleheader victory over Milwaukee on Saturday, the Ranger baseball team traveled to Milwaukee and clobbered Concordia College in another doubleheader, 11-0 and 11-3. The first game went only five innings, with pitcher Kyle Backus getting the win, and Mike Herrick the save in the 11-0 victory. Backus struck out five batters in his first start of the season. The Rangers outhit Concordia 12- 3. In the second game, Mark Beyer pitched the first three innings and Darren Oxley came in and finished the game. In the 11-3 rout, the Rangers got 11 hits compared to five for Concordia. The team is now 4-0. The next home game is this Saturday against Marquette at 1 p.m. Rangers take two from Milwaukee in by Richard Blay Sports Editor The Ranger baseball team opened their regular season on Saturday, sweeping UWMilwaukee in a doubleheader. In the first game, right hander Chris Rozell shutout the visiting Panthers 5-0. Rozell went the distance, giving up four hits and fanning 10 over seven innings. The 10 strikeouts tied Rozell's career high. The Rangers opened up the scoring in the bottom of the first when catcher Scott Brooks doubled home second baseman Chad Miller. Miller had reached base on a walk and then stole second before scoring the first run. The score remained 1-0 until the bottom of the fourth inning. Pinch hitter Mitch Ruben led off the inning with a single up the middle. Shortstop John Fisher followed with another single up the middle. The Panther pitcher then walked third baseman Jeff Zgorzelski to load the bases. Centerfielder Bruce Mergener came to the plate and laced a single into left field to score Ruben and Fisher. The team added two more runs in the bottom of the fifth to make the score 5-0. Brooks and Zgorzelski each had a double and single in the game. Miller had two singles and a stolen base, while Mergener had one hit and two runs batted in. The Rangers outhit the Panthers 10-4. Coach Red Oberbruneer was extremely pleased following the first game. "I really enjoyed the first game. Rozell pitched good ball but the team looked solid behind him. Beating UW-M is always a good win especially on opening day. This was our most consistent opener in a long time." In the second game, the Rangers jumped all over the Panthers in the bottom of the first. They scored four runs on four hits to put Milwaukee down 4-0. Left-handed pitcher Tim Sorenson started the game for the Rangers and struckout five batters in the first two innings. The team stretched the lead to 6-0, scoring twice in the bottom of the second. The Panthers closed the gap to 6-4 in the top of the sixth. With two gone in the bottom of the sixth, left-fielder Mike Stolnack laced a double to center. Pinch hitter Dave Lasak then opener doubled to center scoring Stolnack, making the score 7- 4. Parkside brought in reliever Mike Herrick in the top of the seventh. Milwaukee scored once on two errors to make the final score 7-5. Coach Oberbrunner, following the second game, stated that, "our baserunning caused problems for Milwaukee. We stretched singles into doubles all day. Stolnack's double in the sixth shut the door on them." Sorenson got the win, striking out nine batters and giving up four runs while reliever Mike Herrick recorded his first save of the season. First baseman Barry Freitag and Mike Stolnack both had a double, a single and a run batted in. Miller added two more singles and another stolen base. The Rangers outhit the Panthers 8-7 and 18-11 overall. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 4, September 19, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 26, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 14, NO.5 , Katherine Lyall (facing camera) discnss campus problems. photo by Dave ;VIcEvo.V takes notes as students "Lyall meets with students , by Kari Dixon Community News Editor A group of students met Iast Wednesday with acting University of Wisconsm-Sys- tern President Katherine Lyall to discuss issues impor- tant to Parkside. Parkside Government Asso- ciation President Pat Rams- dell voiced his concern about the Parkside administration's recent disregard for shared governance with students. Ramsdell cited examples such as attempts on campus to censor alcohol advertising, and the lack of student input in the recent decision to grant the Union Cinema to a legis- lative committee hearing. "I understand your cancer DS," Lyall said as she took notes. PSGA Senator Andy Bu- chanan asked whether or not the University is legally liable for student-organized trips, and whether or not ad- visors of individual groups had to be present on such trips. "1 think that it would de- pend on whether or not the university was making a profit, " Lyall answered, "but I am not sure. I'll have to ask the legal eagles in Madison." Ranger Editor Jennie Tun- kieicz discussed the vendor alcohol policy that the Board of Regents passed earlier this year. She explained to Lyall that a similar policy had fail- ed to pass through the Par'ksi- de Union Advisory Board be- cause of some restrictions that a lawyer at the Student Press Law Center had de- scribed as unconstitutional. "The policy that was pass- ed by the Board of Regents was passed at the urging of one of the borad members who is a distributor, It Lyall said. "I suspect that the pres- sure that the campuses are feeling is coming down from the Board." Lyall asked for a copy of Tunkieicz's legal cor- respondence to study further .. PSGA Senator Sue Walborn described some problems that exist with child care space and after-dark security. The idea of letting students hate access to teaching evalua- tions, and an increased stu- dent role in the process of Ob- taining tenure were also dis- cussed. Lyall urged the student member of the Chancellor's Search and Screen Commit- tee to make these issues known during the process to ensure that student's opinions are heard. She also promised to provide answers to unan- swered questions. Lyall said that after a long struggle, she thinks that Parkside is finally discover- ing its identity. "There has always been a certain atti- tude in Madison that Parksi de was trying to be a small Madison, It she said, "and there has been the reel- ing in the legislature that we really didn't need another school anyway." This, she thinks. is changing. ·'Parksi· de has found its identity and its purpose in the UW.Sys. tem. I think the next decade should be a quality deca- de, "she said. "I met with some members of student government at an- other campus a couple of weeks ago, and they were only concerned with apart- heid and Star Wara," she said. "It's nice to see stu- dents concerned with issues that directly affect their edu- cation. ,. Faculty endorses task report by Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor The Faculty Senate voted' unanimously on a voice vote to endorse the proposals of the Report of the Chancellor's Task Force on the Freshman- Sophomore Years at their early fall meeting Tuesday. The discussion, which rot- lowed Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler's announcement of a 400·student enrollment decline, focused mainly on how to attract and retain tal- ented students at Parkside. The senate also amended their endorsement of the re- port to say the faculty endor- ses the goals of the report, while not endorsing specific plans which normally fall under the faculty senate's authority. The senate was almost unanimously in favor of the .rtrst of the report's five points, which calls for tough- er admission standards. Part of the problem. profes- sors said, is that Parkside, since it has an open admis- sion policy, is seen as a low quality school. "There's a cer-tain stigma about being an open admis- sion university when the na- tional mood shifts," history professor Gerald Greenfield said. He said that the admis- sian policy was mainly the re- sult of ideals popular in the sixties when people believed standards should be more permissive. "So we need to find some balance," he said. Higher admission standards will also help attract better students to the school, several faculty members said. Park- side is losing good students to other schools which students consider better. English Professor Robert Faculty see Page 3 Goetz raps state audit bureau by Laureen Wawro Over the summer, state auditors shifted about $22.5 million in the UW· System excess reserves to be used to reduce the state's tax burden and off- set a tuition increase, As- sistant Chancellor Gary Goetz says. Of that amount, $336,000 is from Parkside. Goetz says this action has the system upset. "What we have is a revolutionary concept of raiding what the auditor calls 'excess reserves' from these self-supporting operations to come in and replace the requirement for student fees and gen- eral tax dollars in the operating budget;" he said, "and it's this move that has the system pretty much upset and in arms. "Of that $22.5 million, $13 million was used to reduce student fees, or to reduce the increase in stu- dent fees as they move from 28 to 30 percent of fees to support the opera- tions budget. "The remainder, $9.5 million, was used to fund library book inflationary costs in the operations budget, but of that amount, they allowed only $3.3 million to be used in this biennium," Goetz said. "The rest of it will be burned off and used in the future." According to Goetz. the reserve funds can be bro- ken down into four catego- ries: profit on operations, facilities reserves, de- ferred maintenance and bonding revenue. Goetz says he doesn't feel these reserves are in excess, but that the audi- tor says campuses should establish reserve funds for two-year periods only, based on actual expendi- tures. "We beg to differ with the auditor;" he said. "We think two years of actual experience is not a good indicator of what that need could be. "The selt-operattng con- cept of the self-suppor-ting enterprise is healthy, and there's an incentive for management to generate income, and income then provides a reserve against future problems that occur." Goetz said that. in er- feet, "the universities in the system have :lost a very important manage- ment prerogative in the area of auxiliary enter- prises. "We have a relatively new student union," he explained, "but now it's getting to be in the 10· year-old stage and big things are going to happen in terms of wearing out. You need the accumula- tion of reserves, over 10 years' time, to replace these huge expenditures. "The difficulties, too. with that policy. is that $13 million was allocated in this biennium, $6 mil- lion one year and $7 mil- lion the other," he said, "which, when we come tal the next biennium, we're going to be $13 million short on student fee in- come." Goetz says that to cover that shortage, either stu- dent fees will have to be raised in the 1987-89bien- nium or "the auditor's going to have to come back and sharpen his pen- cil and find $13 million more someplace." State Senator Joseph Andrea (D·Kenosha) headed the senate com. mittee that supervised the state auditor. He says the action the legislature took to resolve the matter was the fairest possible. "The auditors asked (the campuses), 'How much do you need?' Then we still added something to that," he said. "We're very pro-education. A lot of money goes into Wisconsin's education." Andrea said that neither Parkside's nor Madison's excess reserves posed a great problem. but that some of the campuses had surpluses that were at an "unrealistic level." Andrea added that stu- dent activities shouldn't have to be curtailed be- cause of financial needs. "If you spend within your means, it won't be a problem," he said. · RANGER 2 Thursday, September 26, 1981l - , s ro......-J.........'.. EJlitorial . Parties creating problems A Parkside wrestler was stabbed this weekend. This Isn't the first time that trouble broke out at a student-or- ganized "party"· bul hopefully It can be the last time. Unfortunately. student-organized parties recently are set- tlng a dangerous precedent. ThIs dangerous precedent Is advertising parties by post- Ing and distributing fliers on campus. The problem with advertising parties, thereby extending an open invitation to all, Is that It may attract undesirable people into an un- supervised environment. A party that was held this past weekend, and was also advertised by fliers on campus, apparently attracted some people who did not belong there. It seems a fight broke out. deadly weapons were produced and now a stu- dent 1s in the hospital. It is hard to know if the undesira- ble guests were attracted to the party by the fliers or if they merely walked In off the street; however, this shows that by issuing an open invitation to "everyone," then possibly that is who wlJ1show up. There are campus policies which prevent the posting of any unauthorized signs on the university property. 1n order to be posted, signs must be approved by the Student Activities Office, Union 209. and then the posters can be hung only In designated areas. The campus posting polley is obviously being ignored by these students who are advertising their parties, and ap- parently by the administration, or whoever should be en- forcing these regulations. How are these policies going to be enforced and what are the disciplinary measures for not following the proper procedures? The administration deflnltely needs to find answers to these questions. We feel that such blatant disregard of these procedures by some students should cease. By continuing to ignore the policies, a minority. of students may cause more strin- gent restrictions to be developed which wlJ1 affect legltl· mate student clubs and organizations. It also seems unfortunate that many of these parties have lost the fun factor and are now becoming prottt-mak- Ing ventures. By advertising such parties, the planners hope to attract large numbers of people and charge an entry fee In order to make money. ThIs Is truly a rtp-off for those students who are just looking for some fun. This campus should not be used as an instrument to obtain in- dividual profit. We feel that the campus posting policy should be enforc- ed by the administration and respected by students. Btu- dents should also ignore these flyers that advertise 'par- ties' because they are probably just a rip-off. Maybe the best way to advertise a party, if that is truly what it is, is by word of mouth. THE FOU.OWING SONG HAS BEEN RATED "R" BY 1'HE MUSIC RATING COUNCIL. PARf:NTA1- DISCRE.TION IS URGED IN ALLOWING CHILDREN UNDER 1110 HEAR THIS SELECTION. W-U'R<Y WILL PLAY THIS lUNE ONLY A.T NIGHT. Nobody asked me, Friendships are wanted, •• or-needed comfortable, when 1 don't reach for my goals or chal- lenge myself in other things because I will be taken away from my friend or our frtend- ship will change (for better or worse). I ask myself, "Do I . want this friendship or do I need this friendship?" If my answer- is the latter, I do the most difficult thing there is for me to do, I gradually let go. I change from needing that friendship to wanting that friendship. It hurts. Part of my identity has died. I may now be defined as, for example, a friend of Gerry's instead of Gerry's best friend. I ask you to ask yourself: "What kind of person am I? Do I need friendships or can I want friendships?" If you an- swer: "I am someone who wants friendships, " but you find your life revolves around pleasing your friends and you can't imagine what your life could be beyond these; friend- ships; you may realize in- stead, "I need friendships." Now that depends on you. 1f you are a person who thinks that you need to be needed and you find someone to ful- fill this need, then by having such a friendship, part of you Is fulfilled. But you must real- ize that that kind of friend- ship gives you something that you aren't capable of finding within yourself. On the other hand, wanting someone's friendship involves choice. I want the friendships I have because they help me change Intellectually and emotionally. I try not to need friendships because then I be- come dependent. In a friend- ship of mutual need, where one friend is the need-er and the other is the need-ee, such a dependence hinders both people from stepping out of a situation that is comfortable and predictable into one which promotes change in other areas. True, I like to be comforta- ble and to know what's going on. But when I'm feeling too by Kimberlie Kranich People "tell" us who we are, and thus we have an Identity. Some of our tdenti- ties mean more to us than others. For example, during the school season, my identity as a student has a greater value to me than my identity as a concession attendant. Let's talk about friendships. There are two kinds: those in which you want someone's friendship and those in which you need someone's friend- ship. The difference is be- tween the wanting and the needing. To me, a need is something that you perceive that you must have and you direct your actions toward fulfilling this need. Wants are not basic to our survival, but are things that we chose. The. latter we can live without. I ask you, is it better to want someone's friendship or to need someone's friendship? Letter to the Editor Against campus housing lush, natural beauty. due to its location on wooded and prairie-like acreage. And they should dwell on it. The pictur- esque beauty of this campus is what makes it distinctive. But now they want to chop down more trees, pave over yet more prairie land and put up yet more mundane build- ings. There is too much of this bulldoze and pave-over mentality. Why 'can't : we leave a good thing alone? Just because this land isn't in Immediate and quantitative use by us myopic humans, we have to scurry to find some "practical" use for It. Letter see Page 5 To the Editor; Last spring's On-Campus Housing Survey may have re- ceived an overwhelming re- sponse in favor of student housing, but frankiy, I think It's a bad Idea. And although l'm sure It's too late to stop the streamroller of "prog- ress," I think there ought to be at least one small voice opposing this lJ1-conceived plan. This Is essentially a short- sighted scheme that wIJ1 de- tract considerably from the much-touted natural beauty of our park-like campus. All the university brochures dwell heavily on the campus' Write a Letter turned in to the Ranger Office, WLLC D-139A, Tuesdays .before 10 a.m. Letters must be Letters to the Editor must be on typed. WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendlck, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr-, Ray-Novak, Julie Pendleton, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro, Mis.sy Weaver. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Darryl Hahn. Chris Mayeshiba, Kris Odegaard. Jennie Thnkieicl Editor Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor Kari Dixon Community News Editor -Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan ':. Asst. Business Manager Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they ar~ so/el~ responsible for its editorial policy and content. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 5, September 26, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Homecoming '85 promises lots of campus fun Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, October 3, 1985 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 14, No.6 Homecoming '85 promises lots of campusfun Are you in the by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor the soccer home game and Casino Night, will be held next week Oct. 10, 11and 12. Coronation of the Home. coming King and Queen kicks off the celebration on Thurs- day, Oct. 10 at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. This year 12 candidates are vying for the crowns. Chancellor Betty Shutler will crown the win- ners. The King and Queen will reign over .llie Homecorn- . iog activities and will also participate in events through. out the year. (See Candidates story on page 5). The Variety Show will fol- low the coronation at 8 p.m. Jeff Cesario, professional comedian and former Ke- noshan, will.. r'emcee the pro- gram. A varIety of entertain- ment will be provided by stu- dent, staff and faculty acts . Parkside· Celebrity Chili Thrills, chili; crowns, Comedy, soccer and the samba - all describe Home- coming '85. "This is going to be the best event of the whole year," said Pat Ramsdell, Homecoming chair. Parkside's third annual . HomeComing, which features Cookoff will be the main at- with brats and beer. traction on Friday, Oct. 11 at The Junior Varsity Soccer 12 p.m. on the Union Patio. Team will take on the Last year's spaghetti sauce Faculty All-Stars on Friday, champion, Gary Goetz, will Oct..11 at 1 p.rn. on the Union try to defend his title against field, east of the Union build- 14 other famous cooks, such ing. as Chancellor Shutler, Buddy Esrold "The Natural" Couvion, Joanne Goodyear, Nurse, coach for the Faculty Hannelore Rader, James All-Stars, said, "We have ex- Shea and many more. The pertise and experience which contestants' chili will be I think will. overcome the availa~l~ ,fa;' ~~r,c~~~~•. <li,o!'!I,' ,',' Homecoming see/page'3 , RANGER 2 Thunday, October 3, 1885 THE PRoBLEM 15 10 DEViSE A SYSTEM WHiCH IS E.QUITA8 LE AND FAIR TO ALL PARTIES CONCE.RNED:.. .1&JJerto the Editor Says misquoted those students not yet ready for college. its focus Is on how we can help them. toreover. if the report sug- gests any measure of the quality of a university. it would be the quality of its graduates, Attracting good students is a matter of sates- manship: U we're talking about education, the question Is whether the university makes them better. ..... :.".~ . .:, . -, '1'0 th Editor, I lUlo," It t dlHlcult to keep track of ~ho says what in a mrg room, but I did nol teU th Fa uilY Senate Ihal "We ttratl th worat students h re, and 01 cou....e they drop out." nor was 1 the enate m mber who lugg st d that th quality 01 un verslty Is m asur d by th quality 01 Its lud nt w 1 bothers me most is I boU' ml ttrlbutlons go !lalnol II> thru 1 01 lI>eTask 1" ore r port 1 was trying to xplaln. Th report does reo eomm nd high r admission ltandards, but II doe. not Imply lI>at problems In reo talnlng Ilud nls are to be ex- plain d away by blaming the Iud n\s. In lalking about "O'~ I '\ t ~' AI,. I " 'II '.! ,:I A ), f).'/\ 1 ' \ I ~,. I ll' r ~ ~'Y'ir I , ,j I III!II ,,' z- I' ' ... """,,~;-_f~_...J. _ NObody asked me, !Jut... Why get into the picture? by Bill Serpe - will see the picture. Hope· really hurt anyone toomuch fully. they will even talk Because maybe the ne~t Because- about that activity for a time someone has "Get Into That plain, that childlike while. The Picture" all ofthe people simple. Because we don't have who did it this time will not Because. Because it was a much happen around Parksi· only do it again. but they'll fun thing to do, for those of us de that Is out of the ordinary, bring some friends. Maybe who did It. We broke the mo. or that will leave an unusual even some of the laculty will notony of an ordinary day but pleasant memory. This Is shoW up. Maybe they'n with a bit of unordinary play. a commuter college . .come remember some of the tradi· And It was fun. out on the bus. take a few tions from their universities Because it made a little classes and go home. No that provide them withfond noise on an otherwise noise- point in getting involved. memories. Perhaps thosefac· less campus. As a matter of After all. this isn't like Madi- ulty types might even make fact. it made enough noise son or Marquette or even attendance to the event man· that it was actually heard in Whi~e~ater. But that's how datory. some of the Carom/Arts tradItIons. and the· noise of Because it's just a little out classrooms. Even upset a few fun and .me~ories get started of the ordinary. classes, so I've been told. Not at a umverslty. Even if it is Because it makes a little for long, because it didn't last only Parkside. noise in an otherwise too- long. Not as long as the mem· Because someone got a bl'g quiet place. aries will last. b Because those who did "G unch of other someones to Because it provides us with Into The Picture" will ha~~ ~l do something at one time. good memories of our under· that memory. And soon they b n~ t ha ve some fun. Maybe graduate years. • e a e for class. That doesn't Because it's fun. Letter to the Editor That·s why. Appalled by comments To the Editor' f ~ecause Parkside is a I was ext~emel small school, those "bad" by the article abort ~:~~~c~ ~tu:~~t~ are m~re noticeable ulty Senate Meeting especial n t · elr droppmg out has a ly the comments of 'Prafes a - no lceable effect on enroll- canary. His elitist attit~d~ ~e~~. At a larger school like was most unfair to me a d 4 a Ison, where enrollment is other members of that n 0.000 or more.· those "bad" he considers the "worsro~p students who drop out don't dents." s u- even put a dent in the enroll- ment and there are plenty of I support the approach 01 the Task Force report rather than the kind of academic elitism suggested in the remarks attributed to me. Sincerely, Robert Canary. Chatr. Task Force on the Freshman.Sophomore Years Letter to the Editor Campus needs changes all Parkside students are sup- pose 10 vote for their candl- dates with pennies. What a joke!! It should be called, "Who's willing to pay the most to win?" It aU comes down to those willing to pay will wtn. and U you don't be- lieve me just ask last year's winners or even the year be- fore. Hey Parkside. you want to be like other universities in the system. then try running a contest that is both fair and !un for all. Hey Parkside Students! ! You complain a lot about this school and how there's no ac- tion, well it all goes to shoW how much it takes more than just a few people. And U you want it changed or if you think you can do better then get off your --- and do some· lhlng about It. Hey Union (PAB) come on let's get a little rowdy. This is a university. so let's try to get entertainment that might reflect that. The Bartender To th E<I\tor What'l homecoming aU about? What's the nomecorn- inS king and queen all about? For the past two years Park d haa had a nome- comi.ng. Wh)'? At Urst we're aU led to believe it was to brtnS back alumni and to buUd up IUpport lor the socc· er t m, The IlrSt year It would .. em that everylhlng was going pretty good. SO what happened? FIrSt 01 all I'd like to .ay, Hey! Soccer Players why weren't you at that dance later that night? You know, the Homecoming dance. You athletes want sup- port from fans and/or possi. bl fans but yoU're never wul· ing to help out the other croups that help you. For ex· ample: PAB has a dance aft r every Basketball game. Wh re are all the Basketball pi ye.... ? Another thing about Home· coming: What·s uus King and QU n stuff about? First of those "talented students" en· rolled to help keep Its good reputation. It seems to me that the committee is not really con· cerned with raising the en· rollment; rather they would prefer to weed it Qut, sO th~l; only the "chosen feW" WI remain. Write a Letter Letters to the Editor must be turned in to the Ranger Office, WLLC D· 139A, on Tuesdays before 10 a.m. Lett rs must be typed. Cheryl R. Bra"" WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Ga~hart, Tammy Hannah Krlsty Harrington K" K!"anich, Carol Ko~tendi~~ RICk Luehr, Robb Luehr' ~~i ~ovak, JUlie Pendleton' M . erpe, Laureen Wawro' ISSy Weaver. ' PHOtOGRAPHERS ~ott CUrty, Darryl Hahn rlS Mayeshib . 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Tu!'kieicl ·..· Editor ~o l,'~ hng Campus News Editor K.afl Ol:"on ···· Community News Edit JI10 'elbaur or Rich 81 . .. Feature Editor D ••a)E·..·····..·..· ·····•••···..·..··· ····..·· Sporls Editor a ..e:,C "-OY G S h Photo Editor \ a~) 'lI c neeberger Copy Editor I n J" u. hanan Business ;,\Ianager an ck .•, Ad\'ertising Manag MIchael F,rcho\\ Distribution Manag~~ Brenda Buchanan Assl. Business Manager d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 6, October 3, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Weakland to speak Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ( Thursday, October 10, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14,No.7 photo by Dave ;\lcEvoy Geology exhibit Parkside's Geology Club was invited to put up this display in Regency Mall. The exhibit concerns science and nature and features differe!'t rocks, pictures of ~eoloRY trips, and charts and graphs. Students plan to improve Union Improving the Union ts the mission of 12 students who have formed -the group Stu- dents Concerned for Union Improvement. "The purpose of SCUI is to attempt to restore the Union -to what is was intended to be - a place where students, faculty and staff could socia.l- ize comfortably in a pleasant atmosphere. As it exists now we feel the Union does not even come close to satisfying its' mission. The Union Square is poorly lit, dirty, uncom- fortable, decoratively out" dated, and just not aestheti- cally conducive to a pleasant experience. It is a hole and that is why there is hardly anyone down there. We hope to change that," said Kari Dixon. SCUI chair. SCUI was formed this sum- mer in response to several student leaders receiving complaints about the Union, said Dixon. The group put to- gether a memo which cited the problems in the Union and some possible solutions. The memo, which called for immediate action, was sent to Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, the Director of Student Ac- tivities, the Dean of Student Life, two assistant Chancel- lors and the Chancellor. SCUI met with Union ad- ministrators and decided that the Union Square especially should be redesigned in order to better meet student needs. On Friday,' Oct. 3, SCDI met with Skelly Warren, as-. sistant professor of dramatic arts and stage scenic de- signer. Warren has experi- ence in .commerctat design and is currently working on a design for Main Place. Warren talked with the group about what they (elt needed to change in the Square. He agreed to discuss some of the ideas with PhYSi- cal Plant to find out what migh't be possible or impossi- . Union see page 3 Weakland to speak by Kari Dixon Community News Editor Catholic Archbishop Rembert Weakland, chair- -man of the ad' hoc committee that released the second draft of the Bishops' Letter on Catholic Social Teaching and the Economy, will. give a speech entitled "Religion and Economics: Making the Sys- tem Work for Everyone," at 7 p.rn. Tuesday in the Union Cinema. The first draft of the letter was released just after the presidential election last year, and this updated ver- sion has reaffirmed the con- viction that American society must alter its values and act more generously toward the poor, according to the New York Times. At a press con- ference in 'Washington on Sunday. Weakland told the national media that the new 92-page document did not back down on important prin- ciples. but changed some em- phasis because the middle class had not been dealt with adequately. "The Bishop's letter will focus international attention on the interdependency of military spending, poverty and capitalistic economics," said political science Profes- sor Ken Hoover, who will in- troduce Weakland. "Just as the first draft of this letter led to much criticism from the business community, this draft will probably draw fire from the patriotic right." Some of the stances the Iet- ter takes include calling for governmental policies and training programs that gener- ate jobs for all Americans who want to work, eliminat- ing taxes for those below the poverty level, overhauling the welfare system, removing discriminatory barriers against women and minori- ties, changing farm policies to preserve small farms and increasing aid to developing countries. The speech is free and open to the public and is sponsored by Parkaide Office of Con- tinuing Education. "Weak- land will discuss the work of the bishops, and answer any questions," Hoover conclud- ed. State divestment discussed by Kari Dixon Community News Edi,tor "South Africa Education Day," sponsored by 'the Park- side Student Government As- sociation. will take place to- morrow in Main Place from 9 a.m. to 4 p..m. Featured will be Parkside faculty and stu- dents as well as professors-- from Carthage and SI. Olaf colleges and a former state government official. Among speakers at the free public event will be former Wisconsin Secretary of State Vel Philllips and Brian Ver- tin, chairperson of the Free South Africa Coalition in Mil- waukee. 'The- event coincides with "National Apartheid Protest Day," which will be observed nationally, and similar all- day events will be held at Uw-Madtson, the University of California/Berkley, Colum- bia University, Yale, Harvard and Texas A&M. PSGA Senator Adrian Ser- . rano, co-arranger. of the Slate see page 8 Parkside Apartheid Rally Schedule" Friday. Oct. 11 9:30 a.m, "Family Separation in Apartheid" by Visiting Assistant Professor of Anthr-opologyGracia Clark. 10 a.m. "The History of South Africa," with History Pro. fessor Gerald, Greenfield. 10:30 a.m, "Political Mythology of Apartheid;" with St. Olaf College faculty member and specialist in Atro-Amer- ican History, Keith Winsell. II a.m, "Equality for South Africa," with Vel Phillips, former Wisconsin Secretary of State and one- time Mil- waukee judge. .• 11:30 a.m, "Equality for South Africa," with Brian Vertin, chan-person of the Free South Africa Coalition. 1-2 noon "Student Perspectives on South African Issues." with Parkside students. ]2:30 p.m, "Current Issues in South Africa," with Ad- juncnt Professor of Political Science George Kieh, Prest- dent of Northwestern University African Student Organi- zation. 1 p.m. "The Early History of South Africa," with Anthro- pology Professor Florence Shipek. - 1:30 p.rn. ,"A Look at South African Economy," with Eco· nomics Professor William Rieber. 2 p.m, "U.S. Policy Toward South Africa," with Carthage. College History Professor Thomas Noel', author of the just-publtshed book "Cold War and Black Liberation: U.S. and White Rule in Africa." 2:30 p.m. "The Injustice of Apartheid," with Philosophy Professor David Levin. 3:00 p.m, "The Injustice of Apartheid," with Black Stu- dent Organization President Greg Holcomb. • . . T 2 Thursday, October 10, 1985 EditQrial Help pass bill Tomorrow Is Nattonal protest Day and the cause is AnU. patheld. Parkslde Is sponsoring speakers on the lOpl to educate and pcsstbly mobilize support for the ;:e uw .Sy tern has divested its interest in south Afri· e • howey r. the gtate Investment Board still has S?uth fMean hold1ngs. The House Ways and Means committee haa h Id open heartngs on the issue or the Investme~t Board', holdings and has decIded not to make any deClo ala unUI a tudy Is conducted to eonnrm what divest- m nt would cost the state. w urge aludenUl 10 attend the rally tomorrow In Main PI ce and learn about what apartheid means and what can be done about It. Students who leave the rally tcmor- row w ll.lnformed and educated on the issue should also be mov d to do !IOmething. \\-'hat we can do as voters and tudent. I to can our representatives and express our de- .tIre to. e the etveetment out get out of committee an? to th a mbty. Repre entauve Jeff Neubauer (D.Ra_crne) t trmen of the House Ways and Means Commlttee; otn r local representatives are Scott Fergus to·Racine), Jam Ladwig (R·Raclne, Peter Barca (D-Kenosha) John An ramlan lD-KenoshaJ and Cloyd porter (R·Kenoshal. Ttl phone numbers and adresses of representatives ~an be oblalned by calling the Legislative Hoillne, 1·800·962--· Let your r pre ntauve know that Human Rights are Importanl. r -~A . ~IFYOU WEREINNOCENt yoU'D Hi\vE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANDTO HAVE AN i\11llRI'lEY PRESENT DURlNq f}SUEE>iHIO~IEN~EBUfM Llr~DK Fdi~lJ f.~:f.\!~ ~N, SO YOU BETTER SPILL YOURGu. <iR,.... In"'-' • , Letter tQ the Editor PSGA sign is immature .Qpin;Qn Nixon is poor source have gone to jail. Instead. he lives on a $60.000 a year pension paid by the American citizens that he was screwing and he has written five books. There are those who argue that lying is an inherent fea· ture of politics. Machiavellian tactics may serve useful pur· poses sometimes. but I don't think they are necessary to accomplish things. Nixon. and those of his Uk, are just unsavory individuals who basically do everything that they do based on the concept of self·interest. After the furor of Waterg· ate died down, the real crime was committed by Richard Nixon. After a year of being in exile with phlebitis. he gradually resumed public life. He's older, bul I don't trust him any more now than I did then. and I can·t under· stand a country that will overlook Watergate with such ease. Nixon should have writ· ten his memoirs from a prison cell. instead of a plush New York apartment. Folk singer Phil Dchs wrote a song in 1974. in which he said. "Here's to the land you've torn out the heart oft Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of." Amen. In fact. I'll drive him to the airport. by Karl Dixon 1 am sick and tired of Rich· ard nxen beIng used as a Ie· g1Umate news source. At nrst I waa only mildly upset, but laSt ..... eek 1 hit the rool. Our· Ing an interview with ABC ...·s lasl week, Richard prev d once again that not t llIng the truth comes as ea lIy 10hIm as breathing. 'lxon ran against Demo· crat George :{cGovern in 1972 and claimed that he had a secret plan to end lhe Viet· nam War.. In fact. that was the main plank of his cam· pall(tl plaUorm. II was all 11 .. "There was no secret plan." he lold ABC 'ews duro Ing a documenlary on posl. "orld War 11 America. "It ...as JU I a campaign plan." What amB.%esme is how quickly America has forgot· t n the Richard Nixon who was exposed during Waterg· ate. ...even. count them. VE . members or '[xon's laff w re sent 10 prlson. The Houae JudicIary CommUlee voled three articles of 1m· peachmenl agaln"1 Ihe Presl- dt'nt of the nlled States. 'Ixon resigned In di.sgrace. becau II he had remained In office. he would have been th . econd President in the hJ lOry of this country to be Impeached, and he would To the Editor, We as concerned students at pa'rkside. feel that the sign in the PSGA office saying "Pot is an herb. Reagan is a dope" is in bad taste. The PSGA should be conducting itself in a mature. adult man- nero To compare Reagan with marijuana is immature. and if this is a reflection of PSGA's intellegence. then perhaps' the student body- should make itself heard con, cerning this "representative Nobody asked me, by Gary L. Schneeberger Lately. on visiting our Union. I've had the indescrib· able feeling of being one of painfully few adults at a party for 14 year olds who've stolen Ihe keys to daddy'S IIq· uor cabinet. Easily the most ridiculous incident occurred last Thursday. when a friend and 1 sought refuge from homework at the Union and instead found ourselves audi· ence to the obnoxious. crass behavior of about 12 students who seemed to handle their alcohol about as well as Rich· ard Nixon handled the press. Granted. the Union exists so students can congregate after class and socialize. something which we at Park· side. as commuter students don·t get much chance to do: However. in no way can I Jennie-Tunkieicl ··..······..········· Editor 80b Kie. lin~ Campus ~e"s Editor Kari Ohon Community ~ews Editor Jim :\ribaur Feature Edilor Rich 8Ia~·......................•••.......................... Sports Editor Da'\e '1('1-:\0) Photo Editor Gar) S<.:hneeberger Copy Editor I\nd~ Buchanan Busi.n~ss ~Ianager Ion Jack " Adverhsmg ~Ianager ~lichael Firchoy. Dislribution ~tanager Br nda Buchanan Assi. Business ~lanager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah Krlst¥ Harrington, Ki~ Kramch. Carol Kortendick Rick Luehr. Robb Luehr' Ray Novak. Julie Pendleton' Bi~l Serpe. Laureen Wawro' MiSSy Weaver. . PHOTOGRAPHERS Scoll Curly, Darryl Hahn, ChriS Mayeshiba K . Odegaard. ,rlS condone.....the behavior of a dozen brazenly intoxicated souls who: in the course of "socializing"· scream their throats red. chant obscenities in unison, recklessly run about like beheaded barnyard animals and make anyone who isn't behaving as foolish· ly as they are feel as·if he has no right to "invade" their pri· vate stomping ground. Parkside's Union is just that - Parkslde's Union. It is open to all students enrolled in classes on campus. and each student desiring to spend his time there should be allowed to do so without having his senses assaulted by a few who think they're "select." Sure, a little crazi· ness is fine; and a little loud~ ness is to be expected any. where there's a jUke box and organization" in the upccm. ing election. If PSGA I\nds issue with Reagan (WIli<h they well mighl) then lIIey should state the issue,notbil _appearance. Richard Rose and David Suess but... tap beer. But when two peop- le sitting across a table from one another have to bump noses and shout in order to have a pleasant afternoon chal, I'd say things are gel. ting more than slightly out 01 hand. ~ The truly Intriguing. . about the whole situationIS thai if this "Dirty Dozen" had done its thing at any 10l:~ drinking establishment n, owned by one of its members families, all 12 would: been booted into the S t like a string' of field,goal tempts. Instead, the p"7. that.be-at our Union~urn~-as deaf ear . one WhICh ~ probably rendered deal;'Dil. sixth chorus of "Doo.W .. 't\'ai ty_Dilly.Dum-Dilly.DOO oal~ bIased from 24 beer· s vocal cords. R '.. ~~ anger (S written and edited by students at l!w·parks l ten!. they ar~ sofel~ responsible for its editorial polley otl.d co;, ct· Ranger ~s published every Thursday during tile academIC ye cept dUring breaks and holidays. . anger, U ~11 c?rrespolldence should be addressed to: parkslde~ 53Jfl T nterslty vf Wtsconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, October 17, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 8 for awareness I by Kari Dixon iinnm, ni_ Community News Editor "luiif ^ I The U.S. support of the ^— * £% Afri J | government of South Africa / &§* *1 jpj f j must be terminated so the twJ^i L citizens of that country can Jl (|I« % M iSf*-, I be allowed to win their mf Ml M gT' Jj| Li freedom and construct the/ Wmm •/( mJ? | type of government that / ' irAi'n | they want, agreed the f W\ \ paticipants in the anti- fib *' 'Mum ', W' 0%f-w y Sy? apartheid rally held J M/i g mwi% MM last Friday. / W~ A" • Ml m i W I Gracia Clark, / It I visiting assistant / jOE^I I professor of C • '$ F9$f | anthropology, } -fHHBk fmug ||®f J# I>f J explained how the / a WMm. f m W f system of 1 jp< M i/f | apartheid keeps I & ,1 h%% I nuclear families f '" J mf?W M | separated for J If- I extended periods / , g |J M «gr m 14 [ of t ime. The I % $M M s lHW Ullii I history of South Vl% #14 \k B m flfM 1 Africa was |W# & tfrnmlM I explained by Y i^Mi | history professor IF'JMPB' » | Gerry Greenfield. ^twHWiliil JBSLi-A * Ml JaHk | Keith Winsell, a gy I faculty member at St. | Olaf College and a ^Hm!? " "^L specialist in Afro- I American History, spokeon —j§P^ i the political mythology of' ' - - ^ L. fl| j apartheid. He cited a new book, f "The Political Impact of Apartheid/' -; ,,' ,- |tf -/ - , H~wiawS* 1 by Leonard Thompson as having ? % significant impact on the academic study of apartheid. LsMMaJBl "Myths are used to provide a moraily coherent world," Winsell said. BBKm "Each nation generates its own mythology.'* -'t ; - iPJl , #!?r' -p Vel Phillips, former Wisconsin Secretary of State and one-time ^WP^|p| Milwaukee judge, criticized the policies of the Reagan administration in regard to South Africa. \ |i . "The argument that economic sanctions would only hurt the blacks is a "s ' \®fe transparent argument, and hp one should be fooled by it," she said, I , , J W j " Mandatory sanctions could work magic because without U.S. support, the & . -I m South African government could not survive," fi | ," WM ' i.-i| Phillips described the specifics of apartheid, like mdrder, the beating of ~ F'^ children, the separation of families and the inability for blacks to move freely. , "In the 1960's in this country, we were marching for open diners," she said. "In South Africa they cannot even stand on the street of the diner without a pass." Phillips urged everyone listening to her to write to the White House (although she is not "sure they can read") and support mandatory sanctions against South Africa and the release of Nelson Mandeila, the former President of t he African National congress, who was sentenced to life in prison in 1964, This pressure, she thinks, will achieve freedom for blacks in South Africa, * 11 , 7vl ' 'Blacks in South Africa are not interested in polishing the shackles,'' she said. \ "They want to get rid of t he shackles."' V< M , - ;| " * Brian Vertin, president of the Free South Africa Coalition based in V j ; 'A;*k Milwaukee, echoed many of the same points Phillips made. He found the policies of the Reagan administration unsympathetic to the plight of blacks in South Africa and said that Jerry Falwell's claim that sanctions against South "•| AfriOa would only hurt blacks as ridiculous. \ % ' -fA 'i Sz "Jerry Falweil doesn't even care about the blacks in this country, let alone blacks in South Africa," he said, , ' Vertin also urged Racine voters to be aware of Assembly Democrat Jeff Neubauer's stand on the divestment of t he State Investment Board's holdings in South Africa, Neubauer is the chair of the Assembly Ways and Means Committee that will vote on a bill that could force the state to divest. Apartheid see page 4 Photos by Dave McEvoy Graphic by Paul Berge Parkside ponders student recruitment Page 3 Homecoming Special Pages 7-10 Brooks on baseball Page 15 . RANGER Editorial Faculty apathy rapped Faculty apathy is a problem here, but does anyone care? Administrators and faculty have been moaning for years about the lack of "student involvement" on campus. Committees have tried to tackle eternal questions like: How can we improve student retention? How can we get students interested in campus activities? And, how do we get students to care? The same questions apply to the faculty. The student/teacher relationship has been hailed as one of the most positive academic aspects here. Students can work directly with professors rather than with teaching assistants, which is the norm at many other campuses. However, that relationship ends in the classroom. Any attempts to foster social relationships have failed miserably. On Saturday night at the Semi-formal dance and Casino, a mere 125 people attended. Only two faculty members managed to work the event into their schedules, and they even helped by serving as black jack dealers - they deserve the highest commendation for their participation. Faculty attendance at the Homecoming Soccer game wasn't even worth mentioning; this is usual at all athletic events. Very few faculty members even came to watch their peers in the Faculty vs JV soccer match. The faculty and staff members who participated in the match deserve to be recognized for their involvement. It would be great to see some new faces participating in these types of events, however. All faculty members received invitations to the Homecoming events. The only faculty members who attended the South Africa Education Day events were those who spoke at the event. It is also very unique to see a professor with students in the Union, or the cafeteria or the Coffee Shoppe. Most faculty seem to prefer their own kind, although getting off campus as soon as possible is a more popular alternative. Maybe a Faculty Task Force should be formed to discuss how faculty interest can be spurred on this campus. We are tired of the "Do as I say and not as I do" hypocrisy which is obviously present here. We challenge the faculty to attend an event on this cartipus and have lunch with a student; they may actually enjoy themselves and discover that their students are not so bad after all - and, who knows, students might find the faculty isn't so bad either ( or is that the well-kept secret?). Letter to the Editor Leave it to Parkside To the Editor: When I found out that Parkside was going to take part in the "National Apartheid Protest Day," I was very proud that our school was dealing with an important socialpolitical issue while many larger, more prominent campuses weren't even getting involved. The event was supposed to be an educational experience for everyone, especially those who were not previously aware of the problems in South Africa. It was hoped that students and faculty alike would walk away knowing and caring a little more, the event was set to run from around 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. so that most everyone on campus could at least come in between classes for a little while. I can't say I was actually surprised at the turnout because the students at Parkside have always been a rather apathetic lot, but I guess I still expected a little more. Apparently most students would rather sit and get drunk in the Union or watch a soccer game between students and faculty. Again not suprising. I keep reminding myself that these are Reagan's eighties and the products of it just couldn't care less. What was in some ways even more notable was the lack of much of a faculty Letter see page 13 Letter to the Editor Partiers shouldn't be scolded To the Editor: As the bartender on duty Thursday afternoons, I feel that I must respond to Gary Schneeberger's remarks in the Oct. 10 issue of the Ranger. The so-called "Dirty Dozen" came into the Union Square around 2 p.m. and wanted to have some fun. These people were not "brazenly intoxicated." I did not turn a "deaf ear" but instead condoned the enjoyment that people were having; like you said "a little craziness is fine." These people were occupying one small corner of the whole Square, two booths, and if you were foolish enough to sit close enough to them that you had to "bump noses and shout in order to have a pleasant afternoon chat," then you have only yourself to blame. One of the members of the "14-year-olds who've stolen the keys to daddy's liquor cabinet" retorted "We weren't hurting anybody!" All anyone had to do was to move to the other side of the room which was, as it usually is during the afternoons, empty and quiet. It was a relief to have patrons 'who not only gave the Union some needed revenue but also livened up the Square. If any of the other customers had said to me that they felt like they were "intruding," then I would have put a stop to the fun and frolicking. There were no complaints, and when I did ask them to quiet down, they did. They were well behaved. The building manager said, "If I had thought there was a problem, I would have done something about it. I checked on them periodically and found no problems." Being in a position of responsibility of handling cash, I as a bartender must know when a customer is intoxicated and refuse service to him or her. As a result of the "craziness" and "loudness" a couple of customers needed to have their service ended as the evening drew nigh. I assume that you, Gary Schneeberger, never tipped a few too many and therefore couldn't be empathetic with these people. You accuse this group of thinking that "they're select," yet I feel that you think of yourself as being select, and you should get whatever you want because you want it. There are places on this campus that are designed to be quiet in case someone wants to have a conversation. If your sole purpose of coming to the Square to talk was to have "beer-soaked vocal cords," you could easily have gone to the Rec Center where beverages are served. Bill Serpe, SOC chair, was recently quoted as saying, "I don't think there are enough students partying together." "I am totally in favor of student activism and participation," stated Pat Ramsdell, PSGA President. One final thought: if the students of UW-P are told they can no longer join together in the Union Square for a few laughs and a general good time, we might as well make classrooms out of the existing space and leave nowhere on campus for socializing. Keith Harmann Write a letter. Letters must be received by Tuesdays at 10 a.m. uo *00 * Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor Kari Dixon Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger.. Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Chris Mayeshiba, Kris Odegaard. Ranger is toritten and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 5311,1. .Telephone (1,1k) 553-2295 or (klk) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. $ ts 00. HANGER i Thursday, October 17, 1985 3 Bassis, Ramsdell to discuss rules by Jenny Carr PSGA President Pat Ramsdell and interim Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis met Oct. 16 to determine when the student government and the administration will put together rules for future administrative appointments. It is expected that Ramsdell and Bassis will have a meeting date set by the senate meeting Thursday. Last Thursday, Bassis told the senate he agrees with their concerns that a search and screen committee was not convened when Jenny Price was appointed dean of student life. Bassis also said he felt student input in making this type of appointment would be of great value not only to the student body as a whole but to the recipient of the post. Ramsdell said he would like to see the students of Parkside become actively involved in this policy-making process because he feels it is an opportunity to demonstrate that students care about these types of procedures. "I don't want to be the one to speak for all concerned, but I would like to see those concerned speak for themselves," Ramsdell said. "The more input there is the better the chance is of creating a good, sound policy." Bassis pointed out that there have been situations on other UW campuses that involved the administration making appointments without student input and these cases made it to court. The judges in both cases found in favor of the students, but the judges did not order the system to change its policies. Ramsdell and Bassis agreed that the real objective at this point would be to create a policy that would assure students of having a voice in administrative appointments of this type. Senators criticized Bassis for saying that while he would have done things differently, he also approved Price's appointment, saying he should have formed a search committee in the first place. Senator Sue Brudvig said, however, that Bassis' appearance at the meeting showed that he was concerned with students' opinions. "Students have to show the administration what they want and to prove they're interested," Brudvig said. News briefs School looks to attract students by Laureen Wawro Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler feels Parkside is a great university and says she is working on ways to let more people know it. "A lot of people have told me that Parkside's the best kept secret in southeastern Wisconsin, and I think this is true," Shutler said. "A lot of potential students really don't know about us." Shutler is working on a tasteful recruiting effort to attract these potential students. "I do not want, and do not intend to have, some sort of a vulgar advertising campaign," she stressed. "What I've done so far is I've gotten an ad hoc committee together," Shutler explained, adding that student participation on the committee is desired, and that interested students should contact either Pat Ramsdell or herself within two weeks. Shutler says she attended a workshop in Milwaukee sponsored by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities, where she and some members of Student Services and the faculty learned about enrollment management. "I want to start working with these people who attended," she said, "to look and see just what we are doing now. We're very, very good within a very small area." Enrollment is high among people from the Kenosha and Racine area east of 1-94, Shutler said. "It's just that we don't go outside that area," Shutler says. She wants to work on a way to "get the message out" that Parkside is a quality university. "I think we can use more students here, we can handle more students here, and anyway, I'd just love it if we had hundreds of thousands of applications and have the terrible problem of 'how many of these can we accept.' " Shutler feels the construction of dormitories will be beneficial to the student recruitment process. She says the new dorms will give Parkside a better image. "If you go now to, say, Texas, and say 'We've got a wonderful school, you ought to consider coming here,' and mummy or daddy or the student itself says 'What kind of dorms do you have?' and you say 'Oh, well we don't have anything like that,' they stop listening," Shutler explained. "What we want them to do is listen, to rate our catalogue, to see what we're doing, and decide, 'Okay, I want to go to Parkside.' Our problem is now, that since we don't have any dormitories, they don't even listen til the end of the message. They just tune out if they're not in the area," she said. Shutler believes the problem at Parkside is not one of low quality students, but of students who come here unprepared. She explained the new admission policy that will go into effect next year. "Some people who qualify will simply come in and be admitted," she said. "We will admit some other people as conditional admissions." Shutler said this meant that students may need prescriptive advising to take particular courses that will adress any deficiencies they may have. A third group, called deferred students, will be those who are not yet ready for college, and who will be advised to take classes at Gateway to prepare them for admission to Parkside at some later date. "This way, these people will have a fair shot at it," Shutler said. "We will still have open admission, but we're not going to have the open door be a revolving door," Shutler said. Many students came to Parkside ill-prepared and shrug off advising, then ultimately fail out. "That is a waste of students' time, it's discouraging for the student, it's cheating them." she continued, adding that it also wastes faculty's time and state money. "It's that kind of student we're worried about," she said. "We want to be sure they receive the right kind of help. This new process should help retain students. "We have everything going for us," Shutler concluded. "I think we've been selfish, by keeping Parkside a secret. I think it's time to let some more people in on this secret." SBDC sets business seminars The Parkside Small Business Development Center, coordinated by Bill Hughes, is offering the following programs: • "Investments: A Basic Introduction," from 7-9 p.m. on five consecutive Tuesdays, Oct. 22-Nov. 18. The course, which costs $45, will cover investment options and tax advantages open to owners and managers of small businesses, including capital formation, stocks, bonds, stock quotes, tax advantaged investments and limited partnerships. Instructor will be Elizabeth Janicek, an investment executive for Shearson Lehman Bros., Inc. • "Effective Advertising in- Small Business," from 6-8 p.m. on four consecutive Wednesdays Oct. 23-Nov. 6. Covered will be research, direct marketing and identity. To register or to obtain more information on these and other Small Business Development Center programs, call 553-2047. Lennon honored with garden If the Republicans on New "York's City Council would have had their way, the "International Garden of Peace" that opened last week to honor slain musician John Lennon would* instead honor Bing Crosby. The New York Times reported that the piece of land in Central Park was a favorite walking place of the singer who was killed on Dec. 8, 1980. The project to open the garden began in 1981 and encountered not only problems with the city council, but also problems with the Landmark Preservation Commission, which did not allow some of the items requested by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, into the country. An ad in the Times resulted in the donation of rocks and plants from around the world and an assortment of various objects from other countries, which required the Commission and Ono to work out an arrangement that would honor her dream, the Times said, and not violate state codes. Youths riot in school boycott Mixed-race youths in Johannesburg, South Africa rioted two weeks ago at a high school when police began a search for a youth who had allegedly been shot and was hiding inside the school. The students hurled gasoline bombs and stones and set fire to barricades of tires, the New York Times reported. Witnesses said that "scores of police backed up with two armored cars" crashed through barricades as students ran for cover. The incident was part of an organized local boycott of the high school, and other disturbances at other schools have also occurred over the last two months. Hirsch to decide on prayer UW-Madison Athletic Director Elroy Hirsch can now decide whether or not God belongs in the locker room. According to the Milwaukee Sentinel, the question of a team prayer for Madison football players has been handed over to Hirsch from UW-Chancellor Irving Shain. Hirsch has been asked to review the situation and then make a recommendation to the university's Athletic Board. Some of the options available, the Sentinel story said, include banning locker room prayer, allowing Badger Coach Dave McClain to continue leading the prayers before games or implementing a moment of s ilence. State gets new property law A new marital property law will go into effect on Jan. 1 in Wisconsin, and ours will be the first state to switch from a common law system to a community property system. The new law will mean married couples will split property ownership in half, the Kenosha News said. A spouse will be entitled to half of other assets, including interest and dividends. Banks and savings and loans will give credit based on both incomes and in the case of death, the current spouse will be entitled to half the husband's or wife's property, even if the will specifies someone else. Nearly a decade ago the main purpose of marital property laws was to help homemakers get credit, write a will and share control of assets during married, the article continued. Since then, the passage of divorce laws has made changes in the current property law necessary. Dorm bids rejected Parkside rejected all four bids from local companies offered for on-campus housing construction as too high when the bids were opened Tuesday. Director of Public Information Walt Shirer said the four bids ranged from $4.2 million to $4.4 million, while construction for the first phase of the dorms was budgeted at $3.4 million. "They're going to sit down with the contractors and review the situation," Shirer said. Shirer said, however, the university will try to rebid the contracts this fall, although no date has been set. qi'V ktaiV 4 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER ] Apartheid rally educates Marketing Club Pi Sigma Epsilon invites you to stop in MOLN 116 on Wednesday, Oct. 23 We meet every other Wednesday at 1 p.m., which is the activity hour. The First Annual PSE Homecoming Golf Outing was held Oct. 11 at Maple Crest Country Club. We wish to express our thanks to the following sponsors for their help and prize donations: the Parkside Alumni Association, Jorgensen's Men's Wear, Modine Manufacturing and Dandee Liquor Mart. Jack Elmore, Steve Scuglik, Walt Shirer and Bob Slaasted will go down in the books as the winning foursome in the first annual event. The Managers' Dinner is approaching. Juniors and seniors are advised to purchase their tickets and attend. This is a great opportunity to meet with area executives. Poetry Club The Parkside Poetry Club presents "The Root River Voices" with English professor Carol-Lee Saffioti. The reading is in Tallent 182 at 7 p.m. on Oct. 17 and is free and open to the public. PAC The Parkside Association of Communicators is sponsoring its annual membership mixer, which will be held Thursday, Oct. 17 at 7 p.m. The mixer will take place off campus at 1642 N. Wisconsin in Racine. The mixer is intended to offer students interested in communication a chance to socialize with other students and faculty members, within the context of an informal shindig. The mixer will also offer freshman and sophomore students the opportunity to meet new people and talk with upper level communication students and alumni about any questions they have regarding their classes. ASPA There will be an ASPA meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 23 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 113. Annual dues must be collected by Oct. 25. Please be there. The November Dinner will be Wednesday, Nov. 6 at the Marc Plaza in Milwaukee. You must sign up by Friday, Oct. 25. There will be signup sheets at the meeting and on the door of MOLN 353 and D137D. ASPA will be selling tickets for the Managers' Dinner on Tuesday, Oct. 22 and we need members to sell tickets for one hour each on that day. If you have any questions, stop by MOLN D137D or contact Carlene Heard. Biological Sciences The Biological Sciences Club will hold a meeting Monday, Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. in GRQ D115. Topics to be discusses include the membership drive, student/faculty game, and other activities. Everyone is welcome. Apartheid from page 1 "I think that Mr. Neubauer, for all his nice talk, has yet to be convinced," he said. George Keih, adjunct professor of political science and president of the Northwestern University African Student Organization, said that apartheid in South Africa is not question of ideology, but rather a question of freedom. "Blacks in South Africa want freedom, not sex or white women," he said. "Sex will come after freedom has been won." Keih maintains that freedom for blacks will be attained through revolution rather than peaceful change. "Apartheid will not be reformed peacefully, but through revolution," he said. "Don't be fooled by ideology. The struggle is not easy; but no success comes easily." Keih said he believed South Africa would be free during his lifetime. "Every country has the right to set up its own system," he said. Anthropology professor Florence Shipek discussed the early history of South Africa, and economics professor Bill Rieber explained the economic system. Thomas Noer, Carthage College history professor, said the right to vote is, at present, the primary goal of the blacks. Revolution is not feasible now, he said, because of a lack of money, ammunition and arms. Noer's book, "Cold War and Black Liberation: U.S. and White Rule in Africa," has just been published. American Field Service exchange student Abraham Komutomakena, a native of South Africa, who is staying with neighbors of political science professor Willie Curtis, was an unscheduled addition to the rally. Komutomaken a said that his family rents a house, and his father works at a gas station. He said that blacks have no political rights and no political representation. "I do not advocate violence, but apartheid has to end," he said. "The solution to our problems is for South Africa to decide." Week at the Park Computers, cops coming up PSGA candidates The Parkside Student Government Association's Fall Elections are being held today in the Molinare Concourse until 8 p.m. There are eight candidates for the PSGA Senate and one for the Parkside Union Advisory Board. The senate candidates are Napoleon Scarbrough, Marc Fobair, Dan Vogt, Ernestine Weisinger, Gregory Holcomb, Chris Baierl, Joe Kim and Andy Buchanan. Dennis Padlock is running for PUAB's at-large seat. EVENTS Thursday, Oct. 17 Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. The movie is rated "R" and runs 105 minutes. Sponsored by PAB. Talk: "India: Democratic Alternative to Communism in Asia," by Prof. Chelvadurai Manogaran at 7:30 p.m. in Union 104. The talk is free and open to the public. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. m the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Oct. 18 Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" starts at 1 p.m. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Sponsored by Career Plannng and Placement Office. Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Workshop: "WordPerfect" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D150A. Call ext. 2231 for reservations. Workshop: "Introduction to Appleworks" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC Dl. Call ext. 2356 for reservations. Saturday, Oct. 19 Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be repeated at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, Oct. 20 Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film series are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. • • • *PSGA ELECTIONS* •TODAY* Thursday, Oct. 17, 1985 Polls close at 8 p.m. At Concourse Level of Molinaro Hall Positions to be filled are - nine senator seats, one PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board), one SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). VOTE NOW - Do n't Complain Later • • Monday, Oct. 21 Blood Pressure readings from 10 a.m. to noon in WLLC Alcove 3 and 4. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. Slide Lecture: "Impressions of Germany Today: East and West" by Prof. Laura Gellott at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. The event is open to the public at no charge. Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" will be repeated at 1 p.m. Call ext. 2452 for details. Short Course: "Congress-Our Elected Representatives: How Representative are They?" starts at 7 p.m. in T281. Call 2312 for reervations. Tuesday, Oct. 22 Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" starts at 5 p.m. today. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Workshop: "Investments: A Basic Introduction," by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express starts at 7 p.m. in Moln 107. Call ext. 2047 for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Wednesday, Oct. 23 Blood Pressure readings from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Molinaro and WLLC Concourses. Call ext. 2366 for details. Workshop: "Advertising In A Small Business" starts at 6 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Thursday, Oct. 24 Workshop/Breakfast: "Extending Domestic Business to Foreign Markets" starts at 7:30 a.m. in Union 202. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Movie: "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and $l for guests. Sponsored by PAB. RANGER Deaths rise with drinking age, study shows Thursda^^ctobe^^^98^5 Raising the drinking age to 21 may increase the number of alcohol-related traffic deaths rather than lower it, a study by a Florida researcher says. Michael Morris, a professor of sociology at Pensacola (Fla.) Junior College, has completed a study which shows that in three states where the drinking age was raised, deaths among drivers under 20 rose also. In Florida, which raised their drinking age to 19 in 1980, the number of deaths among 18-year-old drivers rose from 13.2 per 100,000 drivers in 1980 to 20.5 per 100,000 in 1983, an increase of 55 percent. The same trend occurred in Tennessee, which raised its drinking age from 18 to 19 in 1979. Alcohol-related deaths among 18-year-old drivers rose from 13.9 to 17.3 per 100,000. In Illinois, deaths among 19- to 20-year-old drivers rose from 13.9 deaths per 100,000 drivers in that age group in 1980 to 17.3 in 1983, an increase of 24 percent. Illinois raised its drinking Gellott to present slide/lecture on Germany A slide/lecture on Germany will be presented by Professor Laura Gellott of the History Discipline on Monday, Oct. 21 from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Her talk is entitled "Impressions of Germany Today: East and West." Gellott will discus her experiences in Germany this past summer. She was a participant in the DAAD (German Academic Exchange Program) and was part of a group of 24 American college professors, drawn largely from the Social Sciences, who spent four weeks at the University of Marburg studying the development of the two Germanies since 1949. The summer seminar included trips to Berlin, Bonn (the capital of West Germany), Frankfurt and German Democratic Republic (East Germany). There is a display on Germany on Level 1 of the Library. The program is being sponsored by the Library- /Learning Center. January deadline for abstracts Abstracts of papers are being accepted for presentation at the Wisconsin Academy Annual Symposium to be held at the University of Wisconsin-Center, Marathon County campus on April 25-26, 1986 in Wausau. Papers will be selected on merit; Academy membership is not a requisite. The symposium is open to all Wisconsin faculty, graduate students and interested individuals. Abstracts must be no longer than 250 words including title and concise summary of content and conclusions. These abstracts will be printed, in the proceedings of the meeting, with no editing, and will end after 250 words. Please include name, address, and telephone number of author(s) with identification of presenter. Abstracts should be typed, double spaced, on 8%xll white bond paper. They must be received no later than Friday Jan. 17. Send abstracts to the Wisconsin Academy of Sciences, Arts and Letters, 1922 University Avenue, Madison, 53705. The Review Committee will consider papers on any aspect of the sciences, arts or letters. Presentations will be grouped by section or topic insofar as possible. Presentataions are scheduled for 20 minutes with 5 minutes for questions. By separate arrangement, many of the papers presented at the annual symposium are later published in the Academy's "Transactions." If you wish to present your paper in special sections for botany, literature, art, ecology, mathematics or engineering please indicate this on your abstract along with any needed audiovisual equipment. If not designated, papers will be grouped with others of similiar topics. If you have any questions regarding abstract presentation or the annual symposium, please call (608) 263-1692 - Lee or Sue Davis. Students to spend "Day on Campus" PSGA plans class survey age from 19 to 21 in 1980. During a similar period in Wisconsin, said Brian Schimming, state vice chairman of Wisconsin STOP 21, deaths among 19- and 20-year-old drivers fell from 23.3 to 17.1 per 100,000 drivers. Wisconsin's drinking age was 18. All death drivers tested had at least a 10 percent blood alcohol content, Schimming said. "This is a reminder that raising the drinking age will be a huge mistake that will cost lives, not save them," Schimming said. While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 24 and 25, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions, academic programs and services as well as attend selected in-session Parkside classes. This year, to participate in "A Day on Campus," participants must register in advance by Wednesday, Oct. 18. To register, call 553-2370. Also presented this year will be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend presentations titled "Faculty Expectations: What Really Happens in a College Class" and "Having Fun While Surviving Your Freshman Year." There will also be a tour of the university library and Academic Resource Center. Parking will be available in the Tallent Hall lot on the east side of Wood Road (30th Avenue), but guests are encouraged to take municipal buses, which will drop them off directly on campus. The university recreation center, which features a bowling alley, electronic games and billiard tables, will be available to the guests, as will the campus dining facility. Chancellor's forum set Having problems with the bus? Bothered by the system? Can't understand the academic programs? Betty Shutler, acting chancellor, will meet with students on Monday, Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. Shutler will discuss the current happenings on campus as well as answer questions from the audience. The event is open to all and is being sponsored by the Ranger. by Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association will be considering approval Thursday of a survey of faculty and classes similar to the school's teaching evaluations. The Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations survey is intended to help students objectively select courses and instructors beginning Spring semester, Senator Sue Brudvig said. PSGA is planning the survey because the university requires instructor's consent to release evaluations, and the group believe only instructors with good evaluations would release them. Several senators said they expect the plan to pass. "I'm sure it will go over real well," Brudvig said. The survey form, which is to be passed out outside classes being surveyed, has only minor changes from a form used in a similar survey which was reinstated at UW-Madison this semester. Even though the distribution method is expected to be time-consuming, she said, "it's the only way we can control the survey." Introductory courses are to be surveyed first since they are taken mostly by freshmen, who mostly do not have access to comments of students who have already taken the courses or the instructors. "Those are what affect freshmen most," Brudvig said. While the final form of the survey's results have not been decided, she said, the group would like to publish a book containing the survey's results "as soon as possible." "It's going to take the results to determine how the form's going to be,"she said. Questions are to be broken into two categories: one rating instructors and another rating classes. PSGA is also planning to collect sylabuses from various classes and keep them on file for reference, and is working getting approval from the classes' instructors, she said. Committee expects new chancellor next year by Carol Kortendick The Search and Screen Committee for the Chancellor position is right on schedule, said committee chairman Robert Canary. He said the committee still plans on having five or more considerations for the Board of Regents by Dec. 1. Canary also said the committee is doing satisfactory work with regard to affirmative action. "We're reasonably satisfied with our success in securing women and minority candidates," said Canary. "Now, however, we're not dependent on the fact that they're a woman or a minority, but if they meet qualifications." Final acceptance of applications was Tuesday, Oct. 1. Bwzzt 20%oh Pistachios Week of Oct. 21-Oct. 25 We have a foil selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru Fri. 6 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER a P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern menf Association Inc. Constitution Art 4 1 in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section 1. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice- President of P.S.G.A., inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the represen tation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. Section 5. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do • business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same mon thly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A., inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called by the Vice President or in the case of the Vice-President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting within 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If t he President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If an y bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law. in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to tne Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in the P5G A . Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G A.. Inc shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote ot the entire Senate in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to the Constitution if the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted. In the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is fried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no person shall be con victed without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section I). Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section s. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing ARTICLE II Section t. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of »re office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line-item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the PSGA, Inc by a majority vote of the Senate Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received within one week of the presentation of such request to th-> p S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative branch of the P S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P S G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P S G A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution o» the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the PSGA., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P S.G.A , Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G A, Inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P S G A.. Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P S.G.A.. inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P S G A , inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section l. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development fiy such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. ' SUB—ARTICLE I Section t. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the resp^sibilify for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used. 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P S G A . Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fiil any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the PSGA., Inc Senate. 2 The President of the P S G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at large seat on the Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call Of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disburse I of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the PSGA., Inc. recom mendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf the Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate in the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recom mendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P S.G.A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A.. inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reaspns of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility Section S. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the PSGA inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6. Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student govern ment recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section ». Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkk*siidd®e hbiinnrdti;n«g„ contracts. c . ARTICLE V section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc shaii be held the third week of October' At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at large S.U F.A.C seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice • President, remaining legislative seats, one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A , Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section l An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within the classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students snan DO evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscbnsin - Parkside. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 16th and 17th RANGER Thursday, October 17, 1985 7 Homecoming ' 85-Homecoming' mm Photos by Dave McEvoy as King and Queen Serpe, Doering reign Each candidate for the Homecoming crown was allowed to say a few words before the honors were bestowed upon the lucky winners last Thursday night (Oct. 10). The comments ranged from amusing to unenlightening, the whole thing mediated by Michael Bassis and Jenny Price. The award of King went to 40-year-old Bill Serpe, an English and dramatic arts major who has been active in the plays here, as well as being a member of the Ranger staff. "I'm glad," said Serpe immediately after being crowned. "I really didn't think it would matter, but it did. When I woke up this morning I was nervous, so it must have mattered. It's fun! But the crown could use a chin strap." The queen was Janet Doering, a nursing major and member of The Office and the Parkside Dart Team. Upon winning she stated, "I'm so, so happy to win the position. I will streak around the inner loop anytime anyone asks me." The coronation was again a happy, rewarding occasion for all involved. Bill Serpe and Janet Doering Variety Show Hometown boy does good Kenosha-born comic Jeff Cesario made a very successful appearance as emcee of the Homecoming Variety Show last Thursday night (Oct. 10). Careful to joke about circumstances the audience could relate to, Cesario covered all the basic stand-up grounds like cars, dates, sports, even Italians. He worked very well off the audience, handling occasional hecklers or comments with ease, utilizing the situation positively and to his advantage. The show itself consisted of several vocalists and two dance acts. The vocalists included Sandy Saladis, who sang "I Wonder," and Rayann Huth, who sang "Send in the Clowns." Both were accompanied by Tom Turkowski on piano. The other vocalist was Laura Patenziani, who sang "Memories" from the Broadway show "Cats." She was accompanied by Lydia Morrow on piano. Among the dance acts was an - ahem - authentic Tahitian dance by alumni member Delia Simpson. The Parkside Dance Ensemble also performed, the act consisting of Dan Galbraith, Carmen Acosta and Beth Knutter. The performers all did very well, exhibiting substantial talent in their acts. Cesario stated after the show, ' 'It was a lot of fun. It's nice to come home and play to people you know in an area where you grew up. It was a great experience; I loved it." Hot stuff Chili con Parkside: straight to Jennie Tunkieicz Editor The smell was overpowering. They were all brown and mushy-looking. Most had beans and ground beef floating around in them, although some were quite innovative and sported the likes of corn or curly pasta. A majority of them were hot, to touch and to taste, but some were cold, which was different. It got to be pretty confusing after while. One would get mixed up with the next, and all the flavors combined like a carnival. All I can say is thank God for Di-gel!! Being a judge for a chili cookoff is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you get a free lunch, and if you are conniving enough you can get a free beer; but the heartburn, and the heart-ache from having to choose only one, take some of the fun out of the event. The judges were Pat "Red Pepper" Ramsdell, Tom Siewert, Mike Klinka and myself. I'm sure the other judges would agree it was hard to choose one winner out "It was unbelievable. It's the first time I ever won anything for my cooking." -Chili Champion Hannelore Rader of 15 different kinds of chili - they were so good! It was also pretty difficult not to accept the bribe offered by one contestant, who shall remain nameless. But, we were strong, and anyway it just wasn't enough money. Judge Ramsdell commented, "It was pure hell trying to remember what number two tasted like after number 15. Luckily we all took good notes." Hannelore Rader, director of the Library/Learning Center, emerged as the Chili Champion. Rader's recipe combined all the right ingredients, had the perfect amount of zing and looked great. "It was unbelieveable. It's the first time I ever won anything for my cooking. I had no idea that I would win because I know there are a lot of good cooks here. It was great fun and I hope Homecoming continues to have this event. A lot of people attended and they all had a really good time," said Rader. Rader said her chili took about a half hour to make, and all the ingredients were homegrown. "I didn't make it as hot for the contest as I do for myself," she said. Although she is a "creative cook" who doesn't follow recipes, Rader promised to come up with a recipe to print in the Ranger next week. As winner of the contest, Rader received a chef's hat and a ladle with the engraving "1985 Chili Champ." Last year's Homecoming cookoff champ, Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, said his failure to repeat does not affect his Spaghetti Sauce title. "Spaghetti sauce is the top of the line and the fact that I lost the chili competition doesn't detract from my the heartburn King Serpe with Chili Champ Hannelore Rader title. I tried hard, but my chili apparently didn't have enough spice. Hannelore did a great job. It is a great competition, and I hope it becomes a tradition - as long as they stay out of the spaghetti sauce area forever. The bottom line is that this does not tarnish my Spaghetti Sauce Crown." said Goetz. All fifteen contestants did a great job and deserve congratulations for trying. The other contestants were: Betty Shutler, Michael Bassis, Jenny Price, Joanne Goodyear, Walt Shirer, James Shea, Tom Krimmel, Bill Missamore, Buddy Couvion, John Elmore, Carol Cashion, Ed Stabili and Patty Hooper. Thursday, October 17, 1985 9 / 10 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Homecoming '85 -Homecoming '85 - Photos by Dave McEvoy Age no barrier at soccer match Friday In a closely fought battle, faculty and staff managed a 4-4 tie with students in the Students vs. Faculty/Staff Soccer Challenge Friday. The faculty/staff, emboldened by the sight of s uch lissome athletes as Esther Will and Anne Burbach, fielded a large squad of 17 enthusiastic competitors aroused by the acting chancellor's generous offer of tenure appointments for the winners. The students were represented by members of Parkside's soccer team who were eager to make a mark at this year's Homecoming, as well as on some of the faculty. A raucous but good-natured crowd enjoyed the game almost as much as the players. They were rather a motley crew, consisting of numerous puzzled and skeptical onlookers, many of whom were simply innocent and others who were innocently simple. The latter category was led by our newly-crowned king, Bill "The Animal" Serpe and PSGA President Red "Bullhorn" Ramsdell. The students opened the match confidently, threatening the faculty goal, which was defended manfully if slightly nervously by an agile David Holmes. It wasn't until the five minute mark that the faculty recorded their first shot at the students' goal, a wayward effort by Tom Krimmel. The attempt seemed to signal a surge among the faculty ranks; however, and they struck back with a good goal by Krimmel assisted by Bruce Branchini, which prompted the ever-respectful cheerleading squad to break into a stirring rendition of "Go Students, Beat the Geriatrics." In response to this challenge the faculty sent Gary Goetz onto the field. The faculty continued to use their substitutions to good Gary Goetz waits to block goals effect, especially in their tendency to collapse, gasping, in front of their bench. Richard "Rocket" Cristoph galloped enthusiastically into the smoke of battle where Will and Branchini demonstrated a fine chemistry of action. Suddenly the faculty exploded into motion, sparked by Burbach and Esrold "The Natural" Nurse. Chagrined by missing an earlier, easier opening, Nurse struck a blow for the academic staff by driving a crossed pass into the net past the students' hapless goalkeeper, Carlos Gil. Following up rapidly on this success, Goetz and Don Walters combined to leave the students embarrassed by the half time score of 3-1. Both teams retreated to the huddle during the break, the students to discuss strategy and the profs for oxygen and vitamins. Meanwhile, the crowd was entertained by the Pompon squad's sporting cry, "Hit 'em hard, hit 'em low, hit 'em where the sun don't show." Their disappointment at the departure of Vice Chancellor Michael Bassis was apparent during a rendition of "Na-na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye." Sales of Geritol and Rolaids set a brisk pace. The faculty/staff began the second half with fresh legs and soaring confidence, determined to show that a Ph.D. is indeed the difference between winning and losing. The Fine Arts Department was particularly noticeable during this period as Rob "Gasp"' Campbell, Mark "Ice" Eichner and Doug "Flower Power" DeVinney looked in tune, and a dapper looking James Dean joined the fray. Students Ian Jack and Dave Roback combined for a smooth counterattack and succeeded in confounding goalkeeper Goetz who, reacting surprisingly quickly, discovered the ball sitting comIan Jack defies gravity fortably in the back of the net. But Tom Moore, who normally brings behavioral science to its knees, now managed to do the same to the student's goalkeeper as he scored the faculty/staff's fourth goal in ruthless style, restoring a comfortable, but certainly surprising, two-goal lead. There was great rejoicing by the faculty/staff's rapturous supporters, who demanded to know whether the students could respond to this impertinent challenge. That question was quickly answered. The students girded their loins and launched a late effort to save the game. John Koska narrowed the deficit with a quick goal, and a race was on for the equalizer. Tim Fossum and Steve Leavitt tried vainly to stem the green and white tide, but the students wheeled out their answer in the form of freshman striker Mike Klemm. He drove through the remnants of the blue team's defense to restore student morale and pride with a well-placed goal moments prior to the final whistle. No injuries were reported after the game, but Tom Krimmel's pallor was examined by an expert from the Fine Arts Department and pronounced to be a distinctive lizarine crimson. While the students left to prepare for Saturday's Homecoming varsity match, the ex-jocks retired (no kidding) to the Union to settle the most perplexing question in modern sports - Does it taste great, or is it really less filling? Semi-formal fun, flash tickets to basketball games and a pair of subscription tickets to plays at Parkside. The nightclub-style act of singer Tina Fabrique proved to be one of the highlights of the evening. Her performance consisted of a mix of contemporary songs and slower, more bluesy numbers. Her strong voice seemed more suited to these slower songs, although her entire performance was an enjoyable experience. The casino was very successful, with blackjack and craps being the most popular games. by Rick Luehr Homecoming '85 was capped Saturday by the Semi- Formal and Casino held in Main Place. A rather small crowd of about 125 turned out to dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band and to hear the performance of singer Tina Fabrique. Those who attended also enjoyed many casino games, such as craps, blackjack and ski dice, to try to win Parkside dollars which could be exchanged for raffle tickets. Among the prizes given away at the end of the night were passes to the Union Cinema, season RANGER « « , I v ' ' - c~ 1 r'V Thursday, October 17, 1985 11 Theater Performances of "Anne Frank" announced gether, waiting out the war. The play also depicts the bravery of two friends who risked their own lives to help conceal them. "The Diary of Anne Frank" begins with the return of Anne's father, Otto Frank, to the "secret annex" upon his release from a concentration camp at the end of the war. He returns to discover that he is the only family survivor. As he reads through Anne's diary, the play goes back in time to show scenes from the two years of hiding. Goodrich and Hackett have skillfully used sections of the diary with their own interpretive skills to show a young girl's struggle to reach maturity and to make some sense of the irrational cruelty in the world around her. Cast members for the production are, from Kenosha, Missy Weaver (as Anne), Kathy Resch, Mike Rohl and Robert Adams; from Racine, Connie Kowalski, Andy Brhel and Paula Boehler; from Sturtevant, Deborah Ryback; from Lake Geneva, Andy Holohan; and from Zion, Philip Jaeger. "Although 'The Diary of Anne Frank' deals specifically with a historical reality, it is also a play about human nature, the good and evil in all of us," said Kornetsky. "Anne, with her crucial line, 'In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart,' searches for the good, and finds it, in humanity. But the play also deals with evil, or the potential for evil, in all of us. We see both the destruction and the beauty and resilience of the human spirit. "As a director, my focus is to find the central working image for the play. 'The Diary of Anne Frank' builds steadily in intensity with the feeling of confinement increasing throughout. For two years, these eight people never go outside, never have any true privacy, and this takes its toll on the group of refugees. "While the Nazi terror is the external factor that molds the plot, it is precisely this confinement and claustrophobia that that motivates the action. The feeling of being trapped, both physically and emotionally, is central to the play. We are not interested in producing a play about atrocities and horror. We are approaching the play as an examination of human values, strengths and weaknesses, amid the reality of a world that is frighteningly inhuman." When Alan Thicke gained notoriety as the host of a TV talk show which pompously expected to unseat latenight king Jonny Carson, he fell flat on his face. Now, as the star of ABC's new sitcom "Growing Pains," he must experience jolting sensations of d eja vu. In "Growing Pains" (Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on Channels 7 and 12) Thicke plays a psychologist who moves his practice into his home in order to play househusband to his three school age children and recently-returned-to-work wife. Clearly, the series is shooting for "Cosby Show" or "Family Ties "status, mirroring the trials and tribulations of middle class family life. Instead of achieving this goal, however, the show comes off as little more than another inane role reversal comedysort of a "Dr. Mom." Most annoying here is Thicke's character, who's far too wimpy to serve as a familial focal point. Successful TV fathers-from the days of Robert Young and Fred Mac- Murray til today-have al- Alan Thicke ways been strong, compassionate, enviable figures. Frequently, viewers of programs spotlighting these truly dear old dads wish they top had fathers of that ilk. Thicke, however, imbues his character with slightly less backbone than an invertebrate, causing him to appear almost as an outsider in the very home he's supposedly running. His three children, obviously patterned after the flippancy of the kids from '"Cosby" and "Ties" don't help his cause any, as they bicker and worry about meaningless trifles that haven't been addressed since "The Brady Bunch" was cancelled. Keeping in tune with its title, therefore, "Growing Pains" is a wince-a-minute bad time. And anyone who thinks this awful imitation should even be mentioned along with the two shows it seeks to copy is definitely 'thicke' in the head. "The Diary of Anne Frank," dramatized by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett, is the fall main stage production at Parkside. Peformances, all in the Comm Arts theater, are at 8 p.m. on Fridays, Oct. 25 and Nov. 1, and Saturdays, Oct. 26 and Nov. 2. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and at the door, and are $4 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens, and $5 for the general public. The Pulitzer Prize-winning play is being directed by dramatic arts lecturer Lisa Kornetsky, who is replacing Professor Lee Van Dyke. Dyke is on a one-year sabbatical leave to study video production techniques at San Francisco State University. The play is a dramatization of the book, "Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl," the genuine, first-person account of a girl and seven others hiding for two years from Nazi persecution of Jews in TV Review Rehearsing "The Diary of Anne Frank" are, from left, Kathy Resch and Missy Weaver, Kenosha, and Connie Kowalski, Racine. Amsterdam War II. Anne was 13 years old when Pain gets Thicke her family went into hiding and she began her diary. The diary ended two years later on the day the Gestapo discovered the family's hiding place. Anne died of typhus in a concentration camp just before her 16th birthday. The play's writers have combined Anne's words with Beverlv Hills COD • • PAB presents Murphy starrer Rondelle Free film series commences The process of growing up - of breaking away from adolescence and entering adulthood - will be the topic when "Breaking Away," the first film in the St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Film Series, is shown at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Tuesday, Oct. 22. The program begins at 7 p.m. Set in Bloomington, Indiana, "Breaking Away" is an off-beat, funny and refreshingly honest comedy which tells the tale of four high school graduates looking for a future in their small midwestern college town. Rivalry develops between them and the city's arrogant college students and is played out in a rousing bicycle race, the university's "Little 500." "Breaking Away" is an exciting and exhilarating winner and was nominated for five Academy Awards, winning Best Screenplay. Immediately following the^- > film, the audience is invited to participate in a discussion of the film led by Kathleen M. Westover, M.S. Reservations for the program can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. by Nick Topper scenes from the daily lives of the eight people confined torows from silent comedy to create the opening chase, and infuses some affectionate Laurel and Hardy byplay between two supporting cops (Judge Reinhold and John Ashton) during the climactic shoot-out. It's one of the few star comedies in recent years to allot some humor and personality to the minor characters. "Beverly Hills Cop" made a lot of money but is essentially an average Ritz Brothers-esque Saturday afternoon comedy throwaway with far too much predictability to make it any better than just plain fair. Take it or leave it, no harm done either Eddie Murphy way. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor PAB's film committee has chosen to run the hit Eddie Murphy feature "Beverly Hills Cop" as their current screen presentation in the Union Cinema. Comics as cops has been done by virtually every comedian from Mack Sennett's Keystone Cops to Chaplin's "Easy Street" to Laurel and Hardy's "Midnight Patrol" to W.C. Fields as "The Bank Dick." What "Beverly Hills Cop" essentially does is allow Murphy to razz uptight whitebread authority figures in the context of a cop story. Director Martin Brest bor» T 12 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Commando • More muscles and guns without any brains by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor It may be difficult to imagine anyone who likes The Three Stooges, All-Star Wrestling and Ozzy Osbourne disliking the new Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick "Commando," but this writer has done it. Arnold is billed simply as Schwarzenegger, a one-word monicker like Fabian or Bozo, and plays some sort of good guy killer who comes out of retirement when his teenage daughter (the irresistible Alyssa Milano of TV's "Who's the Boss") is kidnapped by terrorists. This conflict gives somewhat greater plausibility to the seemingly endless violence of the film, unlike Schwarzenegger's previous "The Terminator," which was far more ridiculous. Villainous characterizations run amok as Schwarzenegger fights off entire armies of opponents, all armed to the teeth, without receiving more than a few cuts and scrapes. This is after an innocent stewardess named Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong, whose father is of Cheech and Chong fame), is somehow caught up llllllllfl !!ili:P§Pi K•MlfMlBWli*?*i Si •5Sr & r* * i ^ mm. IliHH'ti';rjm • ?aii iHMf 1• •m mm i • • PUB AND GRUB 1170-22nd Ave., Kenosha HAPPY HOUR IS BACK PUB & GRUB i • FREE BEER 4-6 P.M. * • ALL REGULAR MIXED DRINKS * *! •I im i & BOTTLED BEER ONLY 75* 6-8 P.M. • BURGERS, BRATS & HOT DOGS 65* 4-8 P.M. LOOK FOR "COLLEGEm TUESDAY — COMING SOON « mmm m in the whole mess through a matter of circumstances that is bemusing in its illogicality. Unlike "The Terminator," this mindless actioner merits some attention, managing to rise all the way to a level of sheer incompetence. The stunts, editing and direction are good, the acting is pretty fair (except for Arnold who's completely beyond hope) and the conflict involving an innocent youngster manages to reach the ire of even the least interested viewer. This does not keep the film from being really psycho in a number or ways, with hundreds of nasty killings, some of them as disgustingly graphic as any senseless teen slasher flick. The basic good guy vs. bad guy idea has risen to an intensely violent level in motions pictures, "Commando" being a product of this subgenre. Despite their many repugnant elements, films of this type ("Rambo" is the classic example) are good for some big box office bucks, and thus are worth making from the filmmaker's business-like point of view (which is a nice example of what occurs when dollar signs get in the way of crea- Remo Williams • Arnold Schwarzenegger tivity). Fewer innocent people are bumped off in this one ("The Terminator" just wasted anybody), the killings being more restricted to bad guys. Perhaps the least discerning moviegoers will find something worthwile in "Commando" (other than having the dubious distinction of being "better than 'Dirty Harry' "), as crazed, violent passion has become awfully popular lately. To borrow Elvis Costello's classic line, "I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused." Dull adventure effort by Rick Luehr Since the release of "Rambo" earlier this year, it seems as though everyone is making mindless actionadventure movies. The latest entry in this cinematic "dumb-off" is "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," and it's among the worst yet. Fred Ward stars as a New York City policeman who is "recruited" by one of those secret government organizations which seem to flourish in the movies. After this "recruitment," which consists of he and his car being shoved in the river by an armored truck, he is given a new face and a new name, which is taken from a label on the bottom of a bedpan! The mission of the secret organization to which Remo belongs is to assassinate people who pose a great threat to the United States. As one character puts it, "Political assassination is the highest form of public service." So why, then, is Remo's first target the head of a weapons firm who is charging the government for a weapon he never plans to build? This is nothing that companies like General Dynamics haven't been doing for years. Remo is instructed in methods which will help him in his missions by an old Korean named Chiun, played by Joel Grey, who is virtually unrecognizable under heavy make-up. Grey is one of the few fairly good things in the movie. He adds some life to a basically tired, slow-moving plot. The disturbing part of all this is that, in this day and age, the producers chose to not give the role of an Oriental to an Oriental actor, but rather chose a Caucasian who must wear heavy make-up and speak with a ridiculously fake accent. This practice should have been abandoned years ago, and it is sad to see it still in use. The first hour of the movie, which concentrates on Remo's recruitment and training, is pretty silly stuff, but the movie initially seems to have a fairly good sense of humor about itself. The second hour, however, changes from being merely silly to downright stupid. Remo goes from one implausible situation to another, dealing with such things as a tightrope- walking guard dog which has followed him all over a factory, but then ignores him to chew on Remo's partner's artificial arm! The movie is also marred by unexciting stuntwork, bad special effects and a very grating musical score. It would be really nice if someone could hire Remo Williams to take care of the talentless hack who wrote this movie, before he decides to start on a sequel. RANGER I Thursday, October 17, 1985 13 »A pau se in the disaster Rambo influences TV by Gary L. Schneeberger ces they eradicate en route is Lately, Hollywood has taken a fancy to spotlighting Vietnam veterans who return /to civilian life and singlehandedly battle the forces of societal evil. Keeping with this tradition, I've devised some of my own " veteran-vigilantes- with-a-cause" films. • "LI'L JOE: BONANZA PART II:" Reprising his role from the popular 60's TV series, Michael Landon stars as Li'l Joe Cartwright, who flees the Ponderosa and heads for Cambodia. His mission? To free family servant Hop-Sing from the menacing clutches of skinny Communists who want the wise Oriental to fatten them up like he beefed up Joe's brother Hoss. Director Sylvester Stallone (who suggested that Landon wet down his body not with oil, but rather with all the tears he cried during his stint on "Little House on the Prairie") turns in a cameo as a deranged Green Beret whose only intelligible utterance is "Yo, Joe, it's me, Rock." • "MISSING IN BLACKTION:" In the tradition of the early 80's "blaxploitation" films like "Blacula" or "Blind Range," this picture stars Richard Roundtree and Fred Williamson as vets who bust out the heavy artillery for a seemingly . im possible mission: a safe stroll down a Harlem street after the sun has set. One of the deadly forkarate maestro Chuck Norris, who learns that although good guys wear black, black guys still carry the guns. • "MISSING IN BLACKTION: THE BEGINNING:" A prequel to "Missing in Blacktion," this film chronicles the tough ghetto boyhoods of the characters featured in the earlier film. Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis assume Roundtree's and Williamson's roles. • "CONANDO:" Bodybeautiful- turned-thespian Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a mighty mystic warrior, who, through the miracle of time travel, finds himself transplanted to the 1980's to fight crime in the streets. Conando is so relentlessly brutal in his doling out of justice that he lectures his prey prior to flamethrowing them. An example: "Y'all nevah hutt eenocint peepul agane, yoo sun-of-a-beech." • "UNCOMMON VALERIE:" The hardly common Grace Jones is perfectly suited for the title role in this candle-burning-at-both-end thriller. As the leader of an all-girl commando squad intent on infiltrating Alan Alda's Bel Air mansion to teach him what feminism is really all about, Grace crashes cars, torches homes, shotguns innoncent bystanders, and - most viciously of all - takes off her clothes. Black and Blue Uneventful yet acceptable by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Black and Blue have released their second Warner Brothers album, but, apparently, to little avail. Their first failed to generate much chart action outside of a cult following probably stemming from the fact that they were another new metal group to check out. Black and Blue is another of the hard rock bands who kick through sludge for two sides in order to present a modicum of emotion. It works in the basic sense, being far superior to the pseudo-political/ intellectual droning that's found in much British new wave of this period, but doesn't avoid the quagmire of hard rock-cum-heavy metal groups all trying for a shot at the brass ring. Like any of these groups, Black and Blue performs their music well but don't Black and Blue have released their second Warner Brothers LP present the listener with anything all that different or "special" than what can be found on virtually any decent journeyman hard rock record. The passion is there, but the material is no better than standard. Perhaps the many groups that fall into the industrial hard rock category will take a long look at themselves and discover that their similarities in style outweigh their talents as singers or musicians. It is only then that Black and Blue can finally present their abilities in a more at-' tractive package. Singleton releases solo LP by Kristy Harrington Disaster ahead! Charlie Singleton has made his first solo debut, a one man LP entitled "Modern Man" on Artista Records. I will spare you the comments about the LP itself, although I do like the album cover. Singleton proved himself with "Knights of the Sound Table." His musical ability distinguished his former group, Cameo, through albums and hits such as "For You," "Alligator Woman," "Be Yourself" and 1984's number one single "She's Strange." By way of Cameo, Singleton tiptoed towards ARE 'fOO H&t&PAP&Z PEOAE O N PUT Y HOURS A PAY? A EKS5J&RYCAN UP AT ANYT)M£- PAY OR N K5MT. THERE'S SOMETHING EOM ON IM THE WORLP...ANO WE J0 UKHAUST5 HAVE TO EE REAPVTC REACT AT A MOMENTS NOTlCB. stardom. He earned a musical scholarship at the Southern University in Baton Rouge. He is a very talented man because he now plays an estimated 47 instruments. But all of his songs contain the same annoying and redundant beat. The lyrics are convoluted and often, rather misleading. "Modern Man" is definitely a modernsounding LP; however, we'll just let the music speak for itself. Sorry Charlie! Rallysupport Letter jrom page 2 turnout outside of the professors who spoke. Were they at the soccer game too? Or were they just not showing up because of the way it would look to other faculty. "Oh, what would they think?" They might think you cared about something outside of the stifling little world of Parkside. It's not just us though. Protest just seems to be out of fashion in today's Yuppie society and this attitude has filtered down to college-age people and even younger. Everyone seems to just want to bubble happily along, take life as easy as possible, and of course, make a lot of money. If there is a problem, just throw money at it until it goes away. At least it wilt make you feel better. To those of us who do care, (and there are a few), this kind of seems like we've been thrown back to "Leave It To Beaver's" fifties or a bad episode of the "Twilight Zone." What's worse is it's real. Jeff Leisgang f -14 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Jassed Edse Zero stars for unendurable courtroom fiasco by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor If actress Glenn Close fell in a pool of gooey mud in front of several onlookers, ripped her clothing to shreds as she got up, farted as she scurried away and had the whole thing filmed and shown on "The Tonight Show," she ..couldn't be as embarrassed as she must be with her latest film "The Jagged Edge." In it she plays a lawyer, one of those working woman that movies are trying desperately to display as great pillars of the universe, who must defend her company's biggest client, played with remarkable dullness by Jeff Bridges. What ensues is court-room-styled drama lifted right out of fifties TV (remember Perry Mason?). Close is supposed to play a respected female character (oh-so-sorely needed), but ends up stereotypically strident, annoying and childish, as the script dupes the character's intentions at every turn (especially her reactions to Bridges' lack of cooperation... in and out of bed). She turns in, quite frankly, the worst performance of her young, already checkered career. Bridges acts as though he had nothing to do, happened to be in the neighborhood and made this film. His performance is utterly shapeless, to the maximum point where if this were his first film, he would be driving a truck by the morning after the final wrap. "The Jagged Edge" is a film of s uch amazing ineptitude that it could only appeal to somebody who had nothing else to do for a couple of hours. If filmmakers don't start coming up with some decent products soon, this year's Oscar contentions for best picture may end up being "Rambo" and "Godzilla." Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges are just wasting time in "Jagged Edge." 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YOU ARE ALL BUT ONE STEP FROM BECOMING FULL-PLEDGED MEMBERS OF ALPHA PHI OMEGA, ' THE MEN'S SERVICE FRATERNITY. :a§Q JLMS QZ fAlTh' YOUR ONE REMAINING TASK: WITHIN ONE WEEK OF TODAY TOO MUST GO ON A DATE—DINNER, A SHOW, AND A COZY LITTLE PLACE AFTERWARD—WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS OF STIGMAPHLEGMACMl. i t 1 CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 Judge ' 5 Wine cups 9 Male sheep 12 Site of Taj Mahal 13 Girl's name 14 Sudsy brew 15 Abhor 17 Spanish article 18 Neckpiece 19 Carry 21 Country of Asia 23 Most pleasing 27 Agave plant 28 Chicago airport 29 Turf 31 Make lace 34 Chinese distance measure 35 Pullman car __ 38 Symbol for rhodium 39 Choose 41 Offspring 42 Eagle's nest 44 Teutonic deity 46 Hardly 48 Having branches 51 Without end 52 High mountain 53 River in Siberia 55 Bursts forth 59 Diocese 60 Wheel tooth 62 Country of Asia 63 That woman 64 Chair 65 Kind of mug DOWN 1 Pigeon pea 2 The self 3 Period of time 4 Substances 5 Rugged mountain crest 6 Roman 1001 7 Devoured 8 Seasoning 9 Hare 10 Century plant 11 Flesh 16 Hostelries 20 Element 22 Kind of type: abbr. 23 Piece for one 24 Beat 25 Babylonian deity 26 Cover 30 More beloved 32 Seed covering 33 Pronoun 36 Dawn goddess 37 Newly enlisted soldier 40 Mood 43 Concerning 45 Sun god 47 Prevent 48 Reckless 49 Toward shelter 50 Records 54 Insect 56 In favor of 57 Flap 58 Vessel's curved planking 61 Cooled lava Roeue Male Wild debut released by Kristy Harrington In 1977, Jim Lyttle went to London from Ireland with a punk band, and after a year they went their separate ways. Since then Lyttle has performed with many musicians and not liked any of them. Shortly after, in January of '84, "Rogue Male" came along, and he's been happy ever since. The band's first release is their debut Elektra LP "First Visit." The behavior of Rogue may fairly be described as individualistic. Separation from others appears to increase both cunning and ferocity. These solitary beasts are touched by chronic pain or frustration and are occasionally found among all the larger carnivores. And they're generally males. Rogue metal is all types of tt f• © 1985 United Feature Syndicate puz^r answers, on page 11 ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION AND TYPING Letters • Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 CALL AFTER 4 P.M. Jackie Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin I• •• • tt • • • 4 • Jim Lyttle music fused together into a very powerful package. Rogue is more aggressive than punk, more energetic than rock, sleazier than R&B, yet still maintains the ultimate power of heavy metal. This music is very suitable for head banging, body slamming types. It's really great if you choose to bruise your brain by banging your head against walls. The lyrics are very twisting and confusing to the tongue and to the mind. "Get Off My Back" and "Dressed Incognito," were the only songs this writer really understood. The entire album has excellent potential. Rogue Male does scream at you and use vulgar language, but these people dispense their own personal anger on stage through their lyrics. Until you've heard this head-banging punk metal band you haven't lived 1 , , , Cruzados release debut by Gretcben Gayhart When one looks at the cover of Cruzados' new album on Arista Records, the initial reaction is, "Goodness, these guys are scary." After relinquishing your fears and giving the album a listen, you will be surprised by the fact that Cruzados combine numerous types of music, thus making them hard to categorize. Tito Larriva has a tinge of Dylan in his voice; Steven Hufsteter plays a constant blues-rock guitar; Tony Marsico plays the same as Hufsteter only on bass; Chalo Quintana's drumming is rock; and the lyrics are popbased. Even a dash of the past is thrown in. A 1937 Indian motorcycle can be heard at the beginning of "Motorcycle Girl," which tempts one to turn up the volume just to hear the wonderful hum. So what type of music do Cruzados play? I guess a nice mixture, but don't expect this album to become a classic. Maybe the answer to a trivia question in five years. Thursday, October 17, 1985 15 Scott Brooks hoping to turn pro by Carol Kortendick "I wasn't sure I'd go out for baseball. I thought I'd just go to school and that'd be the end of my baseball," said Scott (Scooter) Brooks in regards to attending Parkside. Jack Schiestle, friend and coach to Brooks, however, wasn't going to let him quit so easily; he encouraged Brooks to talk to Parkside's coach Ken (Red) Oberbrunner. Today, Brooks is catching for the Rangers and has a .513 batting average. "I would say Scooter is probably one of the best catchers in the state for college ball. That's what the scouts say," said Oberbrunner. "They (the scouts) are looking for him to run and hit a little better, but he has a good arm." "It's an honor," said Brooks of Oberbrunner's comment. "I've worked hard and I've been taught well by the coaches that I've had. "It's exciting. I hope it works toward the goal that I have in playing professional baseball." For the 22-year-old who has played and lived baseball most of his life, this goal is a strong force in Brooks' life. "I'd leave in less than a minute," Brooks said if offered a contract. "I'd drop out (of school.) There's only one chance in making it in pro baseball. I can always come back to school." Though Brooks has harbored this dream of playing pro baseball, he's not sure he can cut it in the major leagues. "Realistically, I think I have a chance to play minor league ball. From what I've seen of a lot of minor league catchers, I know I'm as good as them if not better. "As far as playing on the mother team, I couldn't really say until I actually faced the pitchers in the major league. I've talked to scouts, and they don't believe I could actually hit the pitching in minor league or pro ball." The scouts' opinions are not unfounded, according to Brooks, who only encounters 75-80 mile-an-hour pitchers occasionally. To improve, Brooks feels he'd have to face an 85-mile-an-hour fast ball and "real good" curve balls constantly. Brooks, however, is undaunted and continues to practice. He is also looking forward to the spring schedule when he'll come up against tougher pitchers. If Brooks does make the break into the major leagues, the New York Yankees are his first choice. "I think they're a class organization. They say it's tough playing in New York, but they say George Steinbrenner is a super guy. They say he's difficult and demands a lot, but it's just the idea of being a Yankee, a tradition." So far, Kansas City, Detroit and Milwaukee have looked at Brooks, said Oberbreunner. Although Brooks is obsessed with baseball, catching is his first love. "I love it," said Brooks. "I get bored if I play any other position." Brooks has not been "bored" in a long time, since he started catching for Schiestle in sixth grade. "He's a good quarterback," said Oberbrunner. "The catcher has to be a quarterback, that's what you look for. He calls every pitch. "He has a fine, quick release and a better than average throwing arm." Brooks throw 10 runners out stealing in his summer league and could throw from first to second base in 1.8 seconds. "A catcher definitely has to be a good leader," said Brooks. "He has to keep the team at the highest level possible. The most important Women's volleyball team places second by Kimberlie Kranich The women's volleyball earn came back from a suc- :essful road trip last weekend, taking second place in he St. Ambrose Tourney and joosting its overall record to !0-13. The tournament lasted two lays. On Friday, the Rangers ;asily defeated Grand View md Simpson in two games ipiece. Saturday, the women )eat Marycrest and Northiastern Illinois but lost to St. Ambrose twice, once in the hampionship match. Although twice earlier this rear the Rangers beat St. Vmbrose, they could not re- >eat this feat. Parkside lost n the championship match )y scores of 15-12 a nd 15-10. Last Wednesday, for the ourth time this season, the tangers played Milwaukee, sing their match in four ;ames by scores of 17-15, 6-14, 15-7 and 15-9 to give Milwaukee the lead in the :eries 3 to 1. The Rangers almost beat Milwaukee two games itraight, but lost the second, 6-14. After this loss, the nomentum shifted to Milwaukee. Key players for Parkside in he match were Karen Jreene and Kay Wolfersteter. Whenever Greene and Volferstetter spiked the ball tutside, the Rangers fared well. Thus far this season Greene has served 31 aces and has made 369 kills. Other Ranger standouts are Fran Buscalacchi with 353 set assists, Janet Koenig with 297 defensive digs and Rebecca Scott with 95 blocks. "We still have a lot of room for improvement, and we've still got a lot of time to improve," said coach Terry Paulson. With four weeks left in the season, the team is busily preparing for districts in November. The women are concentrating more on blocking, hitting against the block and scrimmaging. Paulson is pleased with this year's team and he feels that "we're much better than we were last year." He attributes this improvement to having more talented players, taller players and greater improvement among the veterans. The team's only weakness is not in athletic skill or ability but in consistency. "We'll show excellent play from time to time with peaks of greatness, and then during a match or in matches to come we'll drop down a little bit," Paulson said. The women's next home meet will be at 7 pm. against rival UW-Milwaukee on Tuesday, Oct. 29. Wellness week planned "For The Health Of It" is a week of health and wellnessoriented activities planned for Oct. 21-24 and sponsored by the Student Health Center. All Parkside students, staff and faculty are invited to attend the activitiesl Monday- Computer Health Risk Inventory and Step Test, 11 a.m.-l p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., WLLC alcoves. Tuesday- "Children in Movement," 9:45-10:15 a.m., Main Place and Union Bazaar. Yogurt Taste Testing, 11:30 a.m., Union Concourse. Stress Management, 1-2 p.m. in Union 104. Wednesday- Blood Pressure Screening, 10 a.m.-noon, WLLC alcoves. Stress Management, 4 p.m., Union 104. Step Test, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Computer Health Inventory, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Thursday- Women's Nutrition, 11:45 a.m.-l p.m., MOLN 111. Eating Disorders, 2-3 p.m., MOLN 111. Computer Health Inventory, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 5-7 p.m., MOLN Concourse. part of that is handling the pitcher. "You have to let him know what he's doing wrong. Encourage him, maybe if it even takes going out there and telling him a joke. You have to know what to use and when to use it." Brooks' baseball career has not clouded his relationship with his family or the Schiestles. In fact, his family and friends are his "biggest fans." Brooks added that being a major leaguer wouldn't change this relationship. "I think I'd lead the same life I do now. I spend a lot of time with my family. I'd rather stay home and spend it with my family than go out to a party." Brooks would, however, go out into the community and talk to young baseball players. "Ball players owe it to the community, because the community pays their salaries. The kids in high school and lower than that look up to ball players." The possibility of becoming a major leaguer exists for MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE PARKSIDE UNION Scott Brooks Brooks, but so does the possibility of not becoming one. If the latter occurs, Brooks said he'd graduate from Parkside and "find a job." "I wouldn't coach right away," he said. "It'd be a different feeling to know that something I wouldn't to do more than anything else in my lifetime and I couldn't do it. I don't think I'd watch it." "If he goes nowhere," said Schiestle, "the day will come when he'll look in the mirror and say 'I tried.' " PRE-GAME TAILGATE PARTY Union Patio 6:00 - 8:00 PM • BRATS - BEER - SODA • Drawing for Packer Autographed Football • Who's on First? Second Chance Drawing - many prizes including opening day Brewer ticeks and grand prize of a small screen TV. UNION SQUARE 8:00 P.M. - PARKSIDE UNION 99® "Weenie Wagon" and Bar Specials also available. JEW GIANT SCREEN PROJECTION & ANTENNA SYSTEM 16 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Golf Team ends solid year by Robb Luehr The Parkside men's golf team capped off its best season in three years by finishing third in the District 14 Golf Tournament played Oct. 6-8 at the Stevens Point Country Club. Parkside's Rick Elsen was the District Medalist, shooting 75-72-78 for a 225 total. x "Rick was super," said Coach Steve Stephens. "He wasn't feeling all that well the first two days, but he still led by six shots. On the last day, he didn't play really well. He had a triple bogey on the second hole. That happens in golf, but the good players pull it together, and Rick did. He really deserved it (the championship). He' s been working on winning it for more than a year." Elsen wsn't the only player who had a good tournament. Seniors Ken Maegaard and Scott Schellpfeffer also did a fine job. "Ken played very well. He has developed a solid game," said Stephens. "Scott has improved his swing a lot. When he came to college, he wasn't expecting his game to be as advanced as it is now." Stephens was very happy with the play of his three freshmen, Guy Leach, John Rozanas and Scott Schuit. "Those three guys made a major contribution to the team. Scott should be an honorable mention on the All-District team," said Stephens. "All three guys were on varsity all year." Eau Claire totaled 1175 to win the team title, 13 shots ahead of second place Stevens Point. Parkside led the field after the first two days, but was outshot on the third day. The Rangers broke 400 each day and finished third with an 1191 total. The individual scores for Parkside were: Elsen (75-72-78) -225; Maegaard, (84-76-77 >-237; Leach, (80-81-78)-239; Schuit, Rozanas, Schellpfeffer, for the first held regular (76-82-84)-242; (83-84-82)-249; (86-85-83)-254. This season, time, Stephens practices where the team members could go to him for help. "Golf is an individual sport, even though it's played as a team," said Stephens, "so we spend a lot of time on the practice tee and the putting green, and it made a difference." Next year, Stephens is expecting another good year. "I'm looking forward to it, and the guys are hyped up," said Stephens. "Their attitude is good and they're taking photo by Chris Mayeshiba 1985 men's golf team golf seriously." In the next few weeks, the golf team is planning to form a club for the purpose of raising money to take a trip south to play some competitive golf in order to stay in shape. This will especially help Elsen. "Since the nationals aren't until next June, it will help Rick to keep in a competitive frame of mind," said Stephens. Ranger soccer team ties IIT in homecoming match by: Richard Blay Saturday's homecoming match was not what the fans or the soccer team expected. Instead, the game ended in an overtime tie, 1-1. The game was marred by 49 IIT fouls and several missed scoring opportunities by Parkside. The Rangers defense gave up only three shots in the first half, but with 2:37 left in the half IIT took the lead 1-0. In the second half, IIT rarely moved past midfield and did not record a single shot. With 10:24 left in the game, IIT commited a hand ball in the penalty box which resulted in an Ian Jack penalty kick that tied the score 1-1. Parkside increased the pressure but came up empty handed, forcing two 10 minute overtime periods. The Rangers still could not find the mark in overtime, registering their first tie of the season. The Rangers lack luster performance left Coach Rick Kilps wondering. "Gamers like this don't make coaching fun. It takes a toll on you. You start to question yourself. What could we have done different? It's just a matter of not executing. We had a miserable first half. The midfield was almost nonexistent. We had a nice crowd but we didn't do anything for them. It's not what we could do, or should have done, it's what we didn't do. We failed to produce. It's our own fault." One other reason for the lack of scoring was the constant fouling by the IIT squad. There 110 minutes of soccer played, and IIT kept the Rangers off balance by fouling them approximately once every two minutes. Coach Kilps refers to this brand of soccer as "very dangereous". We develop something in their half and they hammer us, causing us to regroup our attack. It happened in the Circle game last week and it happened today. The Rangers outshot IIT 27-3. The team is now 8-2-1. The next home game is Wednesday, Oct. 23 against Madison. Parkside (P) vs. Illinois Institute of Technology (I) Saturday, Oct. 12 First Half Scoring: 1. IIT 2.37. Second Half Scoring: 1. Jack (penalty kick) 10.24. Overtime Scoring: None. Shots: P-27, 1-3; Saves: P-2, 1-7; Fouls: P-25, 1-47; Corner Kicks: P-14,1-0. Classified ads Services Offered ACCURATE AND and dependable typing for the student and professional. 554-0492. For Sale 1978 MUSTANG, 2-door, red. Call 632-1466 or 637-2843. Held Wanted $60.00 PER hundred paid for remailing letters from home. Send self-addressed. stamped envelope for information/ application. Associates, Box 95-B, Roselle. NJ 07203. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES for new area night club. Good pay, excellent X tips for the right persons. Everglades Night Club. 694-4100. Personals ANYONE INTERESTED in painting sketches of people on nursing home walls? Contact Mrs. Painter c/o Sheridan Health Care Center. 312-746-8435. TO ALL Homecoming Committee members: Jean. Red, Thorn, Cheri, Chuck and Brian-thanks for a fun time. Let's do it again some time. Robb DEAN, HUBBA hubba, like I don't know, OK? JIM, ANOTHER year older and still the same! Love always, DJK. DEAN-O: As long as you're expecting me to write something, I won't! JEANNIE: THANKS for all the help and advice. Friends always, K.J. JEANNIE: CONGRATULATIONS on your new job. Wish you the best always. ADEMA AND Ramirez support gay rights. Also forming AIDS council. SEXY LITTLE girl, Eddie wishes you a happy 21st birthday. HEY, RAGS, you girls are fun to be around!! Paul APART FROM the lack of prizes, low turn-out of faculty, staff and alumni, poor selection of food and no coffee, the Homecoming dance was nice. ALSO, HURRAY for all the soccer players who made it to the dance. GERIATRICS DID pretty well Friday; look out next year, though. TO MY favorite artist: I realize we all must suffer for our art. but I still miss you. JOHN NIELSON: I've watched you every day since school has begun and I want those beautiful blues. Guess Who? CONGRATULATIONS, DOUG Devinny on your new daughter, Alexandria. RISKY BUSINESS) >< LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY Proper Attire Required October 24 Nightmare October 30 Gajan Rokk October 31 Halloween Costume Party November 1 Gajan Rokk Monday & Thursday 25* Tappers Tuesday Wednesday LADIES NIGHT LIVE BAND 2 For 1 Drinks NO COVER Every Day 6:30-9:30 p.m. & S undays 50* Drinks All Night Long For Membership Card & Cu rrent College I.D. Holders Friday Saturday LIVE BAND The Party Rai, Continues Live Entertainment Begins at 9 P.M. An Easy Drive Between Racine & Kenosha 1146 SHERIDAN ROAD Open Everyday From 3:30 P.M. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 8, October 17, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .. \.41cohol'Awaren~ssWeek" "P(lge 6 . -" Thursday, October 24, 1985 Elsen. wins title P4!;eJ2 University of Wisconsin-Parksfde Volume 14, No.9 Books donated The Parkside Wargamers club gave Hannelore Rader a subscription to an indexing/abstracting service. Current Military Literature. on international military and defense, Club members also donated a number of books on the Vietnam War, Low voter turnout for PSGA elections The student Election Com. mittee was disappointed with the results of last week's elec- tion, in which 120 students voted. The total number of votes represents about 0.02_percent of Parkside's 5,225 students. Election Committee mem- ber Bob Vanderloop said he can't remember an election with a lower turnout. Part of the problem, he said. Is that only eight candi- dates and one write-in ran for the nine available seats. "It would have been better if more students ran because . there would have been more competition," he said. Vanderloop pointed out that the competition would have meant more involvment and more publicity. "If there would have been more people involved there would have been a better turnout at the polls," he saId .. PSGA ELECTION RESULTS Senate Andy Buchanan Chris Baierl Dan Vogt Ernestine Weisinger Greg Holcomb Marc Fobair Napoleon Scarbrough Joe Kim 82 65 59 55 52 49 36 35 PUAB Dennis Padlock 39 Weakland addresses- morality of economic policies by Kari Dixon Commwtity News Editor .'There are certain areas of life where political and eco- nomic decisions affect human beings - because it affects life, the quality of life. there- fore it has moral implica- tions." explained Rembert Weakland, when asked why morality mattered in eco- nomics. "It's that crossing point between economics and the quality of life. where mor- ality comes in. It The moral aspects of eco- nomics was one of several themes mentioned by Weak- land when he spoke In the Union Cinema last Tuesday as part of the three-part cour- se offered by the Office of Continuing Education. He is the chair of the ad hoc com- mittee that released the sec- ond draft of the Bishops' let- ter two weeks ago on "A Catholic Social Te~ching and the U.S. Economy." The release of the letter has thrust Weakland into the spot- light both of the Catholic Church and the national and international media. Time Magazine profiled him in its October issue, and the Mil- waukee J ournal said that ac- cording to both bishops and observers of the Church, his work on the letter on the Weakland see page 3 pliolO by Dave McEvoy Weakland spoke here last week Programs excite campus ., . approach to students' needs," Stu Rubner, director of Com- munity Student Services said. "We've just turned those ta- bles 180 degrees." . Actlng Chancellor Betty l'Shutler saId the changes grew out of a more concerned atti- tude. to retaining students, as well as an emphasis on exper- imenting with new programs and trying different thIngs. Shutler said that many of the changes have been planned for several years. and that the attention the ad- vising center in Main Place is getting has drawn attention to the other programs. Among the new programs this year are the advising desk in Main Place, the Aca- demic Resource Center in the lIbrary, Minority Student Services, orientation for new students, the Campus Ambas- sador program and planned programs for a rolling reg- istration and studies intended to measure the impact of edu- cation at Parkslde. Other programs. like the microcomputer center, are expanding, since faculty and staff as well as students have begun to use the facility. Rubner says that the ad- ministratIon, faculty and staff at Parkside have begun to emphasize helping students. "We want to meet student needs," Rubner said. "and I don't think we dId that in the Programs see page 5 by Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor A number of new programs have been added this year at Parkslde to help orient stu- dents both academically and socially to college Ilfe. The programs grew out of the same idea as the fresh- man-sophomore task force re- port, and reflect an attitude of greater sensitivity to stu- dents' needs, a reassessment of Parkside's image as a uni- versity and a committment to providing a, more effective education, administration, faculty and staff members say. "There's been an attitude, I think. in the past of a passive - • 2 Thursday. October 24. 1985 Editorial Rating is rotten "Rock and roll isn't a music. it·s a disease." - Mitch Miller, CBS Records, 1957 Slamming rock and roll Isn't anything new, as the above quote prove. What is new is that these do-no-wrong groups are now lobbying in an attempt to rate rock re- cords like fUms and subject them to a rating system. Why? To protect our children! Well the first point to make is that the really nasty songs from performers like Prince already have warning labels cautioning buyers that the material ~erein ~an be found offensive (Prince alludes to such thing's as Incest. lesbian sex and masturbation in his songs). But this is in the most explicit cases, where it does belong. To rate all rock albums according to their content is a positively ri- diculous Idea, tantamount to rating the more violent l\fOther Goose Rhymes ("Lizzie Borden," "There Was a Little em.': et all. Since its beginning in the rntd-Itrttes. rock music has been a statement of purpose for youth. The rebellion with- in roek and roll has always been against pretension and unnecessary categorizing of one's fellow man. Except in the aforementioned extreme cases, where warning labels are already being used, rock's dealing with sex merely re- lates the sexual angst experienced by all teenagers. no different than many Cole Porter compositions. Rock's eternal attachment to youth is stated in its power. energy and emotion. Its statements are strong and positive. Some examples: Fight t1l.eOoodfight every moment, Every minute, every day, Fight the goodfight, everybody 1t'8your only way. - Ric Emmett (Triumph) You may say I'm a dreamer, But I'm not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, AM the world will live as one. - John Lennon Wllea wiU you. stop and realize, God is the only way to lover - Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) Ozzy Osbourne is pretty much marketed as a character for the teen horror/laughs market (like TV's "The Ad- dams Family"), this causing some groups to label his wack as satanic. Of course these labels are presented wttncut the person listening to the music. ~e only good thing that could come out of this whole stuptd affair of rating records is that these prudish par- ents will sit and listen to the songs. finding to their sur- prise and dismay that the only really nasty stuff in music today is limited to punk and punk metal (Dead Kennedys, Venom. Slayer, etc.) , unless. like Prince. a warning label 18 already attached. • To·rate all rock albums is just plain silly. Where would the line be dr-awn? would it be only from the eighties on- ward? Would the rating system go all the way back to ElvIs Presley (that "sex maniac" who did several heart- felt rellgious recordings)? If that happens, what are they going to rate such lewd and lascivious songs as "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." "In The Mood" and "My Heart Belongs To Daddy"? - From a group of people who grew up to various aspects of rock and roll and never garnered police records. com- mitte" murders or impregnated small blind children, the staterrtent is to leave rock albums alone and allow people to decide for themselves what they personally want to lis- ten to,' If anything. records should be rated on qualt- ty...and if that's the case. wholesome folks like the Os- mond Brothers and Barry Manilow would never survive. c Jennie Tu.nkieicz Editor Bob KlesUng Campus News Editor Karl Dlxon·· COmmunity News Editor Jim Nelbaur···..............•............................ Feature Editor Rlcb Blay , Sports Editor Dave l\lcEvoy ..........•............................•....... Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Bucbanan·· •.•...•••......................... Business Manager Ian Jack ..............••••......•.••••............ Advertising l\olanager l\-lichael Fircbow ........•....•........•.••.... 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Names will be withheld upon ~equest. n,ca d : I me jar letters lS Tuesday at 10 a. m. for publicatIOn Thursday. " • !langer reserves the right to edit lettcr.s u)1d )'efusc lattcrs con/aIR mg frtl.."Ie and dejumatory content. t Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ( -_::m 1 J)I\,~~ Student tells of .travels Patrick Luchak set out on a great adventure in Septem- ber. Luchak graduated with honors from Parkside with a degree in Anthropology in May and received the Chancellor's award. He also received a full tuition gradu- ate scholarship to Southern Methodist University, where he will work towards a de- gree in Medical Anthropol- ogy. Luckak's adventuTe began when he won a Fulbright Scholarship to Sri Lanka to work as an anthropologist. Florence Shipek, anth.ropol- ogy professor, received the following letter Irom. her [or- mer student, which describes his perceptions and expert- ences of his travels. Dear Florence: I have traveled 16,000 miles and have so far been in five countries. I have seen the castles of England. the oil fields of Bahrain, the desert of the United Arab Emirates, the temples of India and the beautiful sunsets on the Indi- an Ocean off the coast of Sri Lanka. Because the world is so complex. a contrasting ugliness exists for every item of beauty. I love Sri Lanka. The Pore tugese named it the island of Serendib , which is the Portu- gese word derived from "ser- endipity;" as the word ex- presses, it is a land of happy surprises. The people here. for the most part, are the nic- est and kindest people I have ever encountered. The veg- etation and climate are beau- tiful, as are the old Dutch and Portugese estates. I am uns- ure yet how effective I am as an anthropologist. but my networking skills have me liv- ing in the home of the third wealthiest man in Sri Lanka and a job interview with the program director for UNI- CEF. While I am happy here doing my work, I am not blind to the suffering and stu- pidity around me, Americans. are spoiled, selfish brats who bitch and complain about everything. Michael Inman and I and our USEF driver went out ex- ploring the other day. Flor- ence. I am in the most ad- vanced country in South Asia: there are Nlssan cars microcomputers and Coca~ Cola, but right next to a 20- ton Caterpillar tractor will be a man and his ox cart. - I visited an institute for the incurables. To walk in a 20th century world and still see lep~rs and open sewage drams, beggars and armed sototers . It Is unbelievable. I went to the Lady Ridge", Pediatrics Hospilal, or .. they refer to It here, ''!lie Lady." They had a Ford .. tion wagon near a 81* en. trance and they were__ it up with the bodies of U. fants who had cl1ed that dal The wagon takes them to III mortuaries. For three days In a row had walked past a b.ggr seated at the sideof the nJIi He looked terriblyem..- On the fourth day he II dead. I don't knowfrom 111* and at this point I'm not 1m it matters. The 1983 riots in Co1oDil left parts of the town buill out. People have putIW market goods in the b_ out entrances of these 1Jj tngs. • There was a jackass AJIf can woman, a tall blonde, her wimpy husband. whO. cided to give some of armed guards at the entrafl to Colombo a hard IiII These tourists ven.tu red n- the tourist area in the (Colombo 1) to get deals. was bitching about ~ thing' - the beat, drinks the filth. She w the soldier to call her._~ couldn't believe a, l)I,IIV' Letter see POReS ..... Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Kaplan discusses goals Page 4 Sandra Bernhard Cult comedienne Page 9 Athletic outlook good Page 16 Sept. 4, 1 986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 15, No. 1 New student housing? photo by Jack Bornhuetter Soccer players who planned to move into the residence halls early found themselves bedding down in the Physical Education building last week when their units weren t complete. For more hous ing coverage, see page 8. :.w- • ^ New admissions policy instituted New drinking law to affect Union by Julie Pendleton It is obvious by looking around campus that a lot is happening. There is a new chancellor, a new assistant chancellor, new housing and a new admissions policy. Parkside is facing a metamorphosis. Part of that change has been triggered by the new admissions policy. In the past, Parkside maintained an open admissions policy. In other words, virtually no one was denied entrance into Parkside. However* effective this semester the admissions policy has changed. Students will now be required to meet a set of necessary requirements before being allowed to attend Parkside. This does not mean that students unable to meet the requirements will be denied entrance, rather they will be deferred. "We don't deny anyone admission to Parkside," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Student Counseling arid Development. "We defer them until they have sufficient skill levels in reading, writing and math to ensure that when they do attend Parkside they stand a reasonable chance of succeeding." To be admitted to Parkside as a "standard admissions" student, one must place in the upper 50 percent of their high school class and have followed a particular pattern of courses "throughout high school. These courses include three years in English composition and/or literature, algebra, geometry and a four year total consisting of a combination of two years of social studies, science, or a foreign language. Admissions see page 6 Tuition on the rise . . . again by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Despite the recent raising of Wisconsin's drinking age, it will be "business as usual" this year for the Parkside Union, according to Director Bill Niebuhr. "We're going to be operating under the same policy we always have, for the time being," Niebuhr said. "Our bartenders have the discretion to card or not to card based on their absolute knowledge that a person is ofage. "However," he continued, "what we're going to do is stress to bartenders that it's better for them to be overly careful than not careful enough." The state legislature approved the hiking of Wisconsin's drinking age in June, raising the legal age at which one can legally drink alcohol from 19 to 21. The law contains a "grandfather clause" which still allows those who turn 19 before September 1, 1986 to retain their drinking rights. According to Niebuhr, that "grandfather" provision might force the Union to change its alcohol policies in the next few years. "When the age group 'protected' by the grandfather clause can no longer drink legally, we might reach the conclusion that the number of people who can drink is so small that it won't even be worth running a day-to-day bar service," he said. "There's also the possibility." Niebuhr continued, "that we'll go with a beer island service-where some students have access to a section of the Union where alcohol is served and others don't." These and other options will be discussed by the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), which will recommend a course of action to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, who possesses the authority of ul timate decision. Drinking see page 5 by Jennie Tunldeicz Is $693.50 a lot to pay for tuition? It could be more next year. Students must pay a larger percentage of instructional fees this year, which has resulted in a tuition increase. And unless groups against further increases are successful, tuition will continue to rise. Last spring the Wisconsin legislature voted to increase the percentage students pay for the cost of instruction from 30 percent to 31.5 percent for state residents with the state funding the remainder of the costs. Non-resident undergraduate tuition increased from 100 percent to 101 percent, and graduate student tuition also increased substantially. This semester state residents who are full-time undergraduate students are paying $601 fo r instructional fees, up from $538.50; nonresidents are paying $2,002.50, up from $1,855. In the UW-System seven years ago, it was traditional for students to pay only 25 perent of instructional fees. But inflation, and a study that showed Wisconsin tuition substantially below that of the Big Ten schools, persuaded the legislature to raise tuition. "We are still below the average (tuition) in comparison to Big Ten instutitions," said Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for fiscal affairs. "The continuing issue before the legislature will be 'what is a fair rate to charge our students'?" said Goetz. Due to an enrollment decline, segregated fees which support student services and activities also increased $4, from $88 to $92 per semester. While tuition is the same at all UW campuses, segregated fees are set by each school. It appears these fees will also continue to rise. "We needed to increase the fees in order to hold on to program levels with the decreasing enrollment. Fees will definitely keep increasing because the needs of the university are increasing," said Goetz. Andy Buchanan, chair of SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee) the all-student committee which sets the fees, hopes enrollment has increased so that budgets won't have to be cut this year. "We set last year's budget up on the basis of a student enrollment prediction. If enrollment is up, we will have more money in the budget, but if enrollment is down we'll have to cut budgets," said Buchanan. Fighting to prevent further tuition and segregated fee increases are the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and the United Council (UC) of W isconsin Student Governments, a student lobbying group. Last year when the legislature was discussing increasing tuition, Gov. Anthony Earl commented on the apparent lack of student concern about the increases. PSGA and UC hope to change that. "UC's biggest fight next year will be to keep tuition Tuition see page 4 Editorial Make a commitment It's that time of year again. Time to buy books, attend classes, do homework and take tests; time to take the furthering of your education one more step, to set higher goals in your pursuit of higher education. For whatever reasons, you'­ ve chosen Parkside as the place to accomplish these tasks. For some of you, 1986 is another in a number of years spent here. For others, this term marks your very first college experience. For all of us, however, it could, and should, be the best year of our lives. Parkside is not a perfect university; to say that it is would be trying to pull the wool over our own eyes. The campus has always been plagued by an "image problem," a euphemism created by its administration to describe its lack of direction and purpose. This has led to Parkside being knocked as a third-rate college that will admit anyone with a high school diploma in one hand and a check for the Bursar in the other. Despite these and other problems, however, this is and always has been a university with tremendous potential. And Parkside circa 1986 is in the perfect position to make the most of that untapped promise. This, year, we have new administrators, new on-campus student housing and a new admissions policy, factors which we at the Ranger believe will do much to erase Parkside's negative image. To make that erasure complete, however, we as students must develop (if Patti LaBelle will forgive us) a new attitude. An integral part of developing that new attitude is waking up to the possibilities Parkside offers us outside of the classroom. While academics should indeed be our number one priority, we owe it to ourselves to sample the extra-curricular student life options available to us. for it is in these activities that "getting an education" becomes much more than just "going to school." That's because the university experience, ideally, should teach us more than how to write a descriptive paragraph or balance a ledger. It should also teach us how to work together - how to appreciate and understand how we all interact in pursuit of a common goal. This year, let's make our goal the commitment to becoming committed. Take a good, long look at the student life opportunities available to you, choose one or more, and go for it. You'll be amazed at the difference your involvement can make - in yourself and in your university. Ranger staff revealed The Ranger is an awardwinning newspaper, and its staff is a dedicated, knowledgable core of students who want your input. Last spring, the paper was awarded First Class honors by the Associated Collegiate Press and a First Place with Special Merit distinction from the American Scholastic Press Association. This year, the entire staff wants to maintain the tradition of excellence and urges all students to visit the Ranger office (WLLC D-139, next to the Coffee Shop) with story ideas or suggestions. The following is a short introduction to the new Ranger staff. Don't hesitate to stop in and see any of them with your questions, comments or concerns. Gary Schneeberger, 21, begins his first year as Ranger editor-in-chief after serving last term as assistant feature editor. A May graduate with a BA in English, he is returning to Parkside to complete secondary education certification. In addition to his Ranger experience, Schneeberger has been a contributing editor to Happenings Magazine for almost four years and recently spent his summer as an intern with the Promotion Department of The Milwaukee Journal. "I'm looking forward to working with the new crop of freshmen we've recruited," he says. "They stand to learn a lot about journalism from us, and we stand to learn a lot ctua/ly, fht, uflj&t f Ijitb ii) vias for you to rwj for •&ce-presiber)t—~~or) tfeffesse. facksot) ticket.: : • '• '• Luehr! ^1nfCKranich,<fG>aryr °^hneebe^gei% huetterVD^eERofccke " ny CaIT' JaCk B° rn " Jim Neibaur, Andy Buchanan, (back row, 1- nuewer ' 1>ave Koback. about »enthusiasm from them." Jenny Carr, 36, will be one of two Ranger co-news editors this year. A junior English major also pursuing a minor in women's studies, Carr is involved in many aspects of campus life, serving as a PSGA senator, SUFAC member, a writing assistant and a Campus Ambassador. "I'd like to see more news coverage this year," Carr says, "and I'm anxious to have students keep us advised of news developments." Kimberlie Kranich, 21, will be Carr's partner at co-news editor. Last year's assistant news editor, Kranich is a senior communication major Staff see page 14 Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr Kimberlie Kranich News Editors Kay Murach Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editors Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Dave Roback ..........Advertising Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Ralph Abagian, Leo Bose, Jason Caspers, Mary DeFazio, Ronda Ditter, Lisa Donais, Gretchen Gayhart, Peter Hansen, Hans Hauschild, Holly King, Carol Kortendick, Rich Luehr, Vahan Mahdasian, Suzanne Mantuano, Kelly McKissick, Scott Osimitz, Julie Pendleton, Andy Tschumper, Jennie T unkieicz, Tyson Wilda. poHcyandTon^^^ 31 uW-Parkside and they are solely respon sible for its editorial and holidays 9 5 PUbl,Shed every ThursdaV during the academic ye ar except dur ing bre aks :: =d the tight to ed it letters and refuse to tMSCUSffife Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Membr' «/ike clMOCOWD CpUfrl'IIQ rRt»v> w RANGER News Briefs Budget cuts hurt UW freshmen rn?n a*to ti? U?feLcuts W ithin the UW system, many freshmen at the Madison campus will not be able to get into ™.mtp ? du®f0*y classes they need to take, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Hardest hit areas include Engiisft, mathematics, chemistry and economics. Students in mis predicament are being encouraged to take less popular classes like African folklore or Urdu. ™ai " reason given for eliminating these classes is the cutback m teaching assistants. The English department lost 10; the mathematics department 12; the chemistry department 4 and the communication department 6. UW System offers trip to China riAf;?ay PJ°iram China is being offered to state resi- :fn C! s EJ ec - 26 trough Jan. 14 by the University of WisconLtern according to the Stevens Point Journal. a l°n if, available through several UW campuses. Partricipants willbe divided into groups of about 30 and will depart from Chicago, Milwaukee and Minneapolis. fP^ f an s . w. iU h® required to attend orientation sesneTresTcampus6 '° r ° ne ° r tW° Cred" S thr ° ugh thelr feJg he cost wiU be about $2825, plus course registration Videotape helps students get aid First Bank Milwaukee has videotapes that high school students can borrow which tell them how to look for money for college tutition, the Milwaukee Journal reported. The tape features local students in classrooms talking about the types of grants, scholarships, and student loans that are available. The videotapes are part of a plan to increase student lending by the bank. Students who want information on getting financial aid can call 1-800-344-1333 to receive a free information packet in the mail. Experience credit for non-trads Nontraditonal students at Stevens Point can earn academic credit for past experiences, the Stevens Point Journal reported. According to Martha St. Germaine, head of the Nontraditional Student Services Office, some experiences in employement, volunteer activities, seminar/workshop participation, publications and job training may be equivalent to college-level coursework. Students seeking credit for their "experiential learning" must develop a portfolio. The processing of such a portfolio costs the student far less than what it costs to take a course that would earn the student the same number of credits. inursaay, aepcemoer 4, s Club Events Accounting Club Geology Gerald Fowler, geologist at Parkside, will speak on Friday, Sept. 6 at 1 p.m. in GRNQ 113. The subject of his talk is "Field Studies 1986: Rocky Mountain Geology." Slides of this summer's western state geology field course will be shown. Circle-K Club An open meeting and organiztional establishment of the Circle-K Club will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. PSO The Peer Support Organization (PSO) is offering a $100 scholarship for nontraditional students (23 years and older) for the fall semester. Applications may be picked up at the PSO office located at WLLC D-139 or at the Student Enrollment Service located at WLLC D-195. Deadline for application is Sept. 22. The winner will be notified on Oct, 13. Parkside Accounting Club will be meeting on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro D-107. All interested people are welcome. Information on the upcoming workshop will be discussed. Women profs honored for teaching Laura Gellott, an assistant professor of history, and Esther Will, a specialist teaching biological sciences, were named recipients of 1986 Stella C. Gray/Alumni Association Distinguished Teaching Awards at the May graduation ceremony. Gellott, whose research specialty is the study of authoritarian society in central Europe in the 1930's, joined Parkside in 1982. She holds a PhD degree in modern European history from Madison, and traveled to Vienna to conduct research for her doctoral thesis on the Catholic Church in Austria. She returned to Vienna last year fdr further research. Gellott also holds master's and bachelor's degrees in modern European history from Marquette University. She was described by students as enthusiastic, knowledgeable and an exceptional communicator who takes a genuine interest in her students. Said one student: "Prof. Gellott is a terrific teacher. She knows her subject well and shares it enthusiastically." Colleagues also had praise for Gellott. Said one: ' 'Laura's teaching performance is outstanding. She develops a rapport in the classroom that greatly facilitates the learning process." Another colleague said, "Laura displays a vivid picture of historical events, which engages her students in a meaningful analysis of causes of change." Gellott was the recipient of a 1983 Lilly Post Doctoral Teaching Fellowship through a grant received by the UW System Undergraduate Teaching Improvement Council from the Lilly Endowment, Inc., of Indianapolis. Will, who also joined Parkside in 1982, holds a master's degree in physiology from Emporia (Kansas) State University, where she maintained a perfect 4.0 gradepoint average. She also has a bachelor's degree in biology from Southwestern College in Winfield, Kansas. She teaches a number of biological science courses, inclouding anatomy, physiology and bioscience (the study of plants and animals). She also has developed special courses including one that examines the biology of men and women and can be taken for general science credit or as part of the Women's Studies Program. In being named for the Distinguished Teaching Award, Will was lauded for her enthusiasm for and commitment to her subject matter. She has been instrumental in keeping the anatomy laboratories up to date and was the primary force behind the university's acquisition of a cadaver that has greatly enhanced students' understanding of anatomy in health-related programs such as premedicine and nursing. Students and colleagues alike praised WU1 for her teaching exceUence, devotion to her subject matter and fairness in the classroom. Said one student: "She gives hard tests that make people think." Said another: "She creates a classroom where students want to show up." "Esther is really one of the brightest and friendliest persons I have had the pleasure to know," said one coUeague. "She's always willing to go the extra step to help her students. She's competent and dedicated and she's a joy to be around." Installation of call boxes steps up safety by Kelly McKJssick After overcoming legal and administrational barriers, Parkside wU finally receive an emergency communication system for its parking lots. The installation of the system which was purchased from Motorola for $19,000, should begin in late October. One of the original problems with the installation of these one watt boxes was a violation of Federal Communications Commission (FCC) codes. According to Jim Marks, assistant director for business services, the original license issued to Parkside for the call boxes was strictly for security. However, a new license was applied for which would allow anyone to operate the boxes. The FCC has not yet approved the new license, but Marks assumes they will. "It was a long, drawn-out process," he admits. "The students wanted this system and I'm glad we got it. Now we don't need to hire another person to man the control center." Security guards on patrol can pinpoint which box the caU is coming from and respond. The Department of Administration (DOA) proved to be another hindrance in the installation of the call boxes. The DOA was the final body which had witheld approval, waiting until late June 1986 to allow the installation of the call boxes. The system was approved provided that the organizations involved with the pursuit of call boxes satisfied themselves with the legalities of the situation (in-- cluding changing the license). Jenny Price, interim director of student life, explained that "one of the most significant things about the call boxes is that it represents a huge triumph after a long struggle to do something for the safety of the people." ©©©©©©«©©©©©©©©©Qfrtrfr V 1 y Video Kingdom TAPE SALES & RENTAL AND COMPUTER SOFTWARE BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIALS • $1.50 for generic discs (Show Parkside I.D) • All computer software 3101-52nd Street Kenosha programs and games 12% off retail 414-654-5875 © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © WANTED: Secretary S4.00 per hour Flexible hours Must type © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © ® © ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©jp Apply in PSGA Office: WLLC D139A553-2244 RAMr^r, Kaplan Chancellor addresses new year's goals 4 Thursday, September 4. I9fifi Tuition from page 1 from rising, and eventually even lower it," said Adrian Serrano, PSGA president and UC vice president. Bryce Tolefree, UC president, said a grass roots effort at all the system campuses, featuring a petition drive, is one way UC plans to let the legislature know that "students are against further increases." "We want to stabilize and maintain segregated fees at campuses also," said Tolefree, which he feels will set a good example to the legislature. Tolefree encouraged students to take part in the campus efforts. He also wants students to find out about candidates running for legislative positions this fall. "Challenge them and find out how they feel about education and tuition. Show them how you feel with your vote," he said. by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Recruitment, retention and increased respect-those are the Three R's as viewed by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside's new chancellor. "Parkside has had an instability in enrollment over the years," explained the personable, frank native of Brooklyn, New York. "We can and should accomodate more students. "Several significant things have already been done-such as the change in admission requirements, the development of the freshman seminar program and the orientation program. "Continued improvement, however, has to remain a priority for us, and I'm optimistic that these and other actions will initially stabilize and then turn around our enrollment declines." Strengthening Parkside's enrollment figures is just one of a set of goals Kaplan has set for herself since arriving from the Minnesota State University System, where she served as chief academic officer. Those goals are her response to System President Kenneth Shaw's request that all system chancellors submit written objectives to him to help the Board of Regents evaluate UW campuses. Recruitment of new and better students is part of Kaplan's plan to increase enrollment. She believes the new on-campus' student housing will allow Parkside "to recruit from a larger geographical area. It will also change us in some perceptible way; by having residential students, we'll make the university more exciting and attractive to others." Another priority is redefining the school's statement of purpose, or mission. Originally designed as a professional/technical institution, Parkside has, over the last few years, earned a reputation as a small liberal arts school. Kaplan believes it may be time to get back to the original course. "We've been criticized because the original mission of the institution never seemed to be implemented," she says. "I think we need to look at our mission and ask the question, "What should it be now?" "We want to maintain the strength we have in liberal arts and sciences," Kaplan added in partial answer to that question, "but we'd like to see some expansion in professional program areas, and maybe even the development of new kinds of professional programs." "However," she continued, "I don't think the decision should be left entirely to us. We should also invite the community to discuss what that mission should be, so that what comes out in the end is reflective of how we see ourselves as well as how our constituents see us." Becoming more actively involved with the community is another goal for Kaplan in her first year as chancellor. "I've been meeting with business and community leaders and legislators to get a better sense of what we might do to be more visible in this area," Kaplan said of community involvement. "There is a very positive image of Parkside in Kenosha and Racine, but it's also an image that is somewhat blurred. "People think well of us, but they don't know a lot about us. They think the university can help them, but they're not sure how to go about asking us for help.' of the ways Kaplan thinks Parkside can service the community is to direct its research and creative activ ity in that direction. "There are faculty members here who are already working with local businesses and industries on various projects, and we could certainly do more of that," she said. "I was recently talking with the mayor of Kenosha and he was informing me of some analytical studies he needs. There are undoubtedly some faculty here who would be interested in working on those particular projects." Addressing the concerns of minorities is another way Kaplan thinks Parkside can reach out to its surrounding community. "Given our location," she explained, "we have a special obligation to relate to the minority population. Parkside has the second highest percentage of minorities in the system, and while we have done some things in the pastsuch as the CHAMP program- -one of the things I want to do is work with the school districts to see if, together, we can put plans and programs in place that would help minority students." In^ the course of setting goals and settling into her new job, Kaplan has answered many questions from many interviewers. "Nobody's really asked me if I liked the job," she says, "but I do. I think that when a new person comes in as a college president or chancellor, the chemistry has to be right. "All of the candidates have the technical capabilities to do the job, but there has to be an affinity there for it to really work. I feel very comfortable at Parkside-I like what the university is all about." Ranger Needs Writers THE OLD BOOK CORNER 312 — 6th St. Racine Gently Used Books on all subjects. Racine's only used Bookstore. MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE The most demanding, challenging, enlightening, rigprous, sabsfying, difficult, rewarding, motivating and exciting course you can take in college. 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He is anxious to build a student life program for the future of Parkside that reflects the energy he and Chancellor Kaplan bring to their new positions. Grace, 37, joined Parkside on August 18 from Morehead State in Kentucky where he was responsible for planning and implementing a student development program in which he supervised and coordinated such areas as financial aid, student activities, counseling, career planning and student housing. Grace's own committment to shared governance comes from his belief that "all of us together are much smarter than one of us individually." He has been meeting with each of the areas that report to him to get a sense of what the plans are to improve student life in each of these areas. "One priority I have rather immediately is to stabilize the student affairs organization. Part of this is to determine what our mission is in student affairs. Service to students and recruitment and retention are key elements, Gary Grace but there is more to it than that. Part of the problem is that there are three acting directors. You will never get to addressing improving student life if the staff is not stable," said Grace. Grace wants to give the student life area some attention quickly and wants to get input from the students regarding what is important to them, what they want and what they feel they are not getting now. The areas that need permanent directors are student enrollment services, minority student services and student life. When questioned about the importance of student input on search and screem committees for student life employees, Grace stated that "the only way to be sure that the folks that you are hiring are understanding of student needs, are committed to students and have a belief in helping students is to get student reaction and input in the decision." He admitted that he may disagree with stpdents about who is the final authority on the decision because of the administrative functions required of the person hired. Recruitment and retention is a definite priority this year and Grace is working with his directors to put the campaign together. He sees the opportunity as a great challenge because so much has to be done at once. Grace felt that recruitment is much more than just talking about attending Parkside because choosing a college is an enormous decilsion. What he would like to define in the next few weeks is what the key markets are. j Men & Young Men's Shop If It's In Style, It's At Gino's Collections For Her "We build our reputation on personal service" See Kenosha's newest YOUNG MEN'S SHOP at Gino's (upper level) featuring the latest in jackets, shirts, pants and shoesVisit Connie's (next door) for the newest FALL styles for women. Tuxedo rental. 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"At this point, we aren't really sure if we'll be making a decision or if they'll be making a decision for us," he said. Faculty receive promotions The promotions of nine faculty members have been approved by the UW system Board of Regents. Promoted from associate professor with tenure to full professor are James Dean and Alan Shucard, English; Richard Keehn, economics; and Constantine Stathatos, Spanish. Promoted from assistant professor without tenure to associate professor with tenure are Siegfried Christoph, German; Thomas Fournelle and Youn Woo Lee, mathematics; Ross Gundersen, biological sciences; and Skelly Warren, dramatic arts. The promotions are based • on teaching and research excellence as well as service to the community. Deadline for student teaching applications is Sept. 15 in the Education Division office. - Wed. 9/10 & Thurs.9/11 10:30 AM-3 P M DATE Bookstore TIME PLACE • 6 Thursday, September 4, 1986 RANGER Hendricks CHAMP director named Deborah Hendricks, formerly assistant director of the Educational Opportunity Program at Marquette University, has been named the new director of Parkside's nationally recognized CHAMP program, designed to encourage and motivate junior and senior minority high school students to prepare for post-secondary education. Hendricks, 29, replaces Lois Scott, who has returned to teaching in the Racine Unified School District after directing CHAMP since 1983. Hendricks holds a master's degree in interpersonal communication with an emphasis' on administration and supervision from Marquette. She also holds a bachelor's degree in speech pathology from that institution. CHAMP, which stands for Creating Higher Aspirations and Motivations Programs, was created by Parkside in 1979. About 500 students currently are enrolled in the four-year program, which consists of students in the 9th through 12th grades who attend six-week summer sessions at Parkside. In 1983 Hendricks became assistant director of Marquette's Educational Opportunity Program, which provides information and counseling on post-secondary education to first-generation, low-income persons including minorities, the disabled, veterans and women. Prior to that Hendricks worked in the program a year as an academic, personal and career counselor, and from 1980 to 1982 was tutorial coordinator of the program. Her expertise includes extensive knowledge of resume writing and job interviewing, topics on which she Deborah Hendricks has presented seminars for state employees and for Milwaukee students. Hendricks also designed and coordinated an eightweek tutorial program Admissions Admissions from page 1 Students unable to meet these criteria are required to take the placement tests prior to applying for admission. If at this point the student is able to place in English 100, Math 015 and is reading at approximately a tenth grde level, that student will be admitted as a "conditional admissions" student. A conditional student requires "prescriptive advising." That is a counselor will prescribe, so to speak, the necessary courses and provide specific guidance until the conditional student has reached standard student levels. When a student is unable to meet the criteria of either the standard or conditional student, a manual decision must be made as to whether or not admission will be granted. At this point, a selected counselor will sit down and study a student's file and make the decision whether or not this student should be admitted to Parkside based on the student's academic record, students who are deferred are then advised on how to better prepare themselves for colle ge. Selected courses will be provided at Gateway Techni cal Institute in Kenosha and Racine. These courses will enable students to reach the minimal levels of achievement necessary to reapply Upon such evidence students' applications will be re-evaluated. Rubner pointed out that the new admissions policy is not designed to make it more difficult for the student. It is there to help the student. "We are urging students to slow down and better prepare themselves for college," said Rubner. Futhermore, he commented, "In the long run Parkside should see a better quality student. Initially, we may see fewer enrollments, but down the road, people will be applying to Parkside, trying to get in, because they know it has a good reputation. All the Smart Women Shop at... Rainbow Fashions The Sportswear Store NEW SHIPMENT Out-Of-Africa shirts • Jr. Sizes • Ass't Colors $1499 • Ass t Styles Values to $30.00 (one week only) Rainbow Fashion Factory Outlet Center 7700 — 120th Ave. Kenosha, Wis. outreach is his goal Dan Hancock Contacting area businesses and industry to determine their business education needs will be the initial goal of Dan Hancock, the newly appointed director of Parkside's Office of Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center. Hancock, 47, comes to Parkside from UW-Whitewater, which he joined in 1980. While at Whitewater he established and administered that campus* first Small Business Institute, which has advised and assisted dozens of area companies in areas ranging from market analysis to personnel management. Hancock also was a management lecturer in Whitewater's College of Business and Economics, and organized and taught numerous non-credit business outreach programs. Hancock holds an MBA degree from Milwaukee and a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from Madison. From 1972 to 1980 he was a research engineer in the Advanced Technology Center at Allis Chalmers in Milwaukee, and from 1968 to 1971 he was a project application engineer at Twin Disc, Inc. in Racine. Both those positions involved new product development r«25 PIZZA POPPER Dining Room Open 7 days a week 11 am-11 pm Box lunches to go or for delivery $225.$£45 Expanded Menu ^ Simmons Part Plazay Subs, Hot delivery to —« >^S09 Sherto Rd. \Dogs, Hamburger,ed area \ Dinners ^TIA a Your Favorite !m\// Cocktails Thursday, September 4,1986 7 Theater Shows, auditions slated The first meeting of the Student Organizations Coucil will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D-137. Although this is the usual time and the usual place for S.O.C. to meet, changes are expected in the organization this year. "We're looking to change the format of S.O.C. to more closely resemble the general assembly of the student government," said Bill Serpe, S.O.C. chair. "The council operates as a standing committee of the P.S.G.A., but last year we became a much stronger entity. We found ourselves being sought for endorsement of P.S.G.A. resolutions and a strong forum for university inforamtion." According to Serpe representatives will be added to the council from the Ranger, Parkside Activitites Board and Peer Support. "These will not be voting seats, but rather informational opportunities and rumor control. The council is the broadest base of student opinion, and it will be to our advantage to have these extr people on board to provide needed data to keep the record straight." Serpe continued, "Too often information is given at our meetings that isn't quite correct, and it would save a lot of inconvenience for everyone if we had all the people there that we need to keep everyone abreast." Serpe has invited all the new administrative people to the first meeting. "I want as many people as possible to see who these new people are. SOC see page 11 by Bill Serpe Open auditions for both of the Dramatic Arts Discipline fall shows will be held next Monday and Tuesday. "We'll be looking for people for our Mainstage production of Moliere's "Learned Ladies," said Professor Lee Van Dyke, "as well as our annual children's Christmas musical, "The Peppermint Bear Show.' "Learned Ladies" will be presented in the evening on Oct. 24, 25, 31 and Nov. 1, with a matinee on Thursday, Oct. 30. The cast will consist of five men and five women. "Rehearsals are usually scheduled in the evenings, Monday through Friday," said Van Dyke, "and cast members can receive university credits for being in the show." "The Peppermint Bear Show" will be presented on Dec. 7,13,14, 20 and 21. "This is the third year that we will be doing "The Peppermint Bear' and will continue to do it every year. It is an PAB excellent opportunity for students to learn all facets of theater production," explained Van Dyke. "This show is scheduled as a four-credit production workshop and meets as a class three times a week. During that time the members of the cast will not only rehearse the show, but will also work on all of the other areas of the production." According to Van Dyke, this year's "Peppermint Bear Show" will be directed by Professor Lisa Kornetsky, who has just been added to the full-time academic staff of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. Auditions for these two shows will be held on Monday, Sept. 8 from 3:30 to 5 p.m. and at 7 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 8 and Tuesday, Sept. 9. They will be held in the Comm Arts Theater and are open to anyone who is interested in performing. Those interested in "The Peppermint Bear Show" are being requested to bring a prepared song. kawgek Welsh Involvement is the key by Kimberlie Kranlch News Editor Involvement with a capital "I" seems to be the theme of this semester. Diane Welsh, newly hired student activities program advisor (SAPA), knows that getting students involved on campus is a major part of her job. Welsh came to Parkside this August after spending eighteen months at Ball State University, where she served as acting assistant director of the student center. She earned her masters in business administration from Ball State after having received her bachelor of business administration from Whitewater in 1984. As SAPA, Welch will be busy trying to get students involved via her numerous functions. She will advise the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) and will coordinate and advise additional campus activities such as Homecoming, Winter Carnival, College Bowl, the Arts and Crafts Fair, the Very Special Arts Fair, and other related student activities. Welsh is pleased to be at Parkside. especially at this Diane Welsh time. "I think now is a good time to join the staff because of the new administration and the new housing. Now is the time for opportunity and growth," she said. Welch said she was anxious for school to begin. "I'm looking forward to working with students on campus," she said, "to see what programs will work. It's difficult to plan things when you don't know the student body." One way Welsh and the members of PAB have of finding out what the students want is through the current PAB survey. The survey, which was Welsh's idea, was designed to "assess the needs of students as they relate to PAB and PAB events and to use the results to plan activities and programs that the students want," said Welsh. In the four weeks prior to the start of school, Welsh had a chance to talk with some of the leaders of student organizations. "In talking with the students, I've fountf them to be excited about the new administration and optimistic about Parkside's future," she said. Welsh too is excited about Parkside and her role in its future. "Everyone has been real helpful in showing me what's been happening on campus," she said. Welsh's involvement in promoting student activities has a long history. For example, she served as center- /program board president her senior year at Whitewater and she was recently on the Wisconsin steering committee of the National Association of Campus Activities (NACA). Students surveyed soc Reorganization being planned The Parkside Activities Board will be distributing a survey during the beginning of fall semester. The survey is designed to determine the interests and needs of Parkside students in terms of activitites programming. The surveys will be available at various locations around campus, including the Union Information Desk. fhe PSGA office, the PAB office, the Student Activities Office, the Residence Halls and the Bookstore. They should be returned by Sept 19 to any of the above locaitons or sent, via campus mall, to the PAB office (Union D114B). BRATS, BURGERS & ROCK 'N ROLL BACK TO SCHOOL AT UW-PARKSIDE FEATURING THE LIVE MUSIC OF 3S7vSj THE CONVERTERS • B.A.C.'s * OATMEAL RAISIN BARS * SODA • BEER * LEMONADE I I I I I I • BAKED BEANS • COLESLAW • BURGERS it BRATS • POTATO SALAD ir SWEET CORN THURSDAY SEPT. 4 11 AM-2 PM PICRIC OH THE PAD — JUST OUTSIDE UHI0H SQUARE I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I j^j^ursday, September 4, 1986 Moving in... HANGER Photos by Dave McEvoy Over 300 students moved into Parkside's new residence halls this weekend, ushering in another era in what had always been a commuter campus. MMiM iiiii; ililif * RANGER Sandra Bernhard Thursday, September 4,1986 9 Exclusive interview with cult heroine by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Since her fascinating performance in Martin Sorcese's haunting "The King of Comedy," Sandra Bernhard has been an entertainer deserving intelligent appreciation. "When you work with the best people," said the 31-year old comedienne during a recent interview, "you can't help looking good." The film, which starred Jerry Lewis and Robert DeNiro, was a triumph for Bernard, but not so much as a comedienne. The role she played so masterfully was not a comedy role, but the role of a very tragic, detached person. And it did not, as many thought, bring Bernhard further activity in "serious" comedy films. "I'm very interested in doing movies," she said, "but have you seen what's been coming out of Hollywood lately?" As with many comics whose desires are both style and substance, Bernhard has scripted her own film. Tentatively entitled "It Came From Poland," Bernhard describes the film as "a comedy with human values. I play a cynical New York writer, and there's this girl from Poland who becomes the catalyst that changes my character's beliefs and outlooks. We're looking for a director right now. I'd Ike Martin Scorcese or, perhaps, Hal Ashby." Many female entertainers have stated that women still have a difficult time obtaining decent roles in screen comedies. A classic example is Lucille Ball's magnificent comic talents being suppressed by filmmakers who continually cast her as a vapid ingenue until she began producing her own TV series and proved her comic worth. A contemporary example is Goldie Hawn, whose efforts are self-financed. Of that viewpoint, Bernhard stated, "It's a weird, mixed bag. I have mixed feelings about women; I'm not a hardcore feminist. But in Hollywood, anyone confident is deemed threatening." Until she manages to do her movie, Sandra keeps busy doing live performances and occasional television appearances (some of her appearances on "Late Night with David Letterman" have achieved legendary status). "Live comedy is a great outlet to say things about life and culture that you feel are important," she said. It takes an innate timing to perform comedy. A natural ability. Comedy is very instinctive. "I'm very happy doing what I'm doing. You learn a great deal as you go along, and I've learned a lot. And yet I realize I still have a lot more to learn. It's a thrill to have people come and see me, and acknowledgements from your peers is really an exciting thing." Bernhard's live show is a very interesting sixties-toseventies comic turn of serious statements in the eighties. She relates things as an onlooker; her perception of the surrounding vapidity. She works spontaneously with audience reaction and encourages their participation often. Once in a while she uses music (she has an LP on Polygram records that's quite a popular, unique little item) and is backed by multikeyboardist Mitch Kaplan. The nasty comic swipes she takes at pretention are perceptive in their execution. "I see myself as a 'borderline' performance artist," said Bernhard, "and my comedy is a combination of different viewpoints." l&llfc Sandra Bernhard has achieved a strong fan following. Bernhard is already a substantial entertainer and has tremendous potential to be even more as she enters different facets of show business. Remembering TV actor Knight by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Actor Ted Knight's death of cancer last week brings to mind the Ted Baxter character from the early-to-mid 1970's rather than the more recent "Too Close for Comfort" or "Ted Knight Show." The Baxter character emphasized the ego and insecurities that are so often found in persons in the public eye. Baxter was in the public eye in a relatively small scale (as newscaster on a local Minneapolis television station), but he saw his position as much greater, comparing himself favorably to the likes of Cronkite or Severied. Knight's presentation of this humourous and telling character was one of the many ingredients that made "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" among the most important sitcoms of the early seventies (which was second "Golden Age of TV" boasting "The Bob Newhart Show," "All in the Family" and "Mash.") Good night, Ted. USED BOOKS Available on every subject all in gently used condition THE OLD BOOK CORNER MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE 312-6th St. Racine 632-5195 University of Wisconsin ¥ PARKSIDE LIMITED SPACE in University Housing is still available Call 553-2320 or 553-2200 for more information ODWORKING ART ANDTOLE ~ and supplies painting supplies Custom Woodworking, Gifts andClasses Galore! All sizes... Design your own look! Back to School Special: Bring in this ad and receive 10% off total purchases. 181216th Street (next to Dino's) •rUUisi Racine, Wl 53403 « HH (414)634-0125 exivj Total Service U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon. - Fri. 10 - 3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee 10 Thursday, September 4,1986 tSSfiSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Honors Program A challenging opportunity for hard-working students by y Mary MaDeFazio There are many clubs, programs and special interest groups in which a student could become involved and benefit from at Parkside. knew about the Honors ProHowever, one program that seems to be widely beneficial also seems to be widely overlooked. The Honors Program. "I think if more students gram and what it is, they would become involved in it," said Rosanne Mason, a student assistant of the program. Until the Honors Program, the only way to graduate with distinction was solely based upon the students' grade point average (GPA). The Parkside Honors Program gnuuy AVAILABLE IN THE UNION $ V J WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU FOR THE 1986-1987 SCHOOL YEAR "SSSSSSS" presents an alternative route to graduation with distinction to interested and qualified students. Students who have a 3.2 or higher overall GPA will qualify for graduation with distinction by completing 15 credits of honors course work with at least half of the credits outside the student's major. Any completed honors course will be marked on the students' transcripts if the grade in the specified course is a B plus or higher. Honors courses are arranged agreements between individual students and the instructors. The agreements specify certain terms which the student must fulfill in order to receive the distinction. These special terms can be anything from writing an extra term paper to interviewing actors. Besides arranging an agreement, there is another method of earning honors credit - enrolling in the Honors Seminar. The Freshmen Honors Seminar is a new honors seminar to be offered this fall. It is part of a new program of freshmen seminars. The main function of this seminar is for students to find out about college life and to make new college friends. It is taught by Professor Carol Lee Saffioti and is a three honors credit course. The Senior Honors Seminar, called "The End of Time" is the other honors seminar offered at Parkside and is also a three honors credit course. This program, however, adds a new twist by reaching out beyind the boundaries of Parkside. Professor Walt Graffin will be joining faculty from a small Lutheran coeducational liberal arts college (Carthage College) and a small Catholic liberal arts college for women (Mount Mary College). The students will experience different campus settings, use the institutions and meet with different professors. The content of the course covers literature, art, music and film with apocalyptic themes. Other activities of the Honors Society include taking field trips to plays in Chicago, operas in Milwaukee, as well as picnic get-togethers which should prove to be more exciting this year because of the new campus housing. The new honors lounge, located in Moln D113 should be a big benefit. "It's an out-of-the-way place where students can come and relax," said Beecham Robinson, director of the Honors Program, adding that the greatest advantage of enrolling in honors course work comes after graduation when job hunting. "When talking to former honors students, I found that the honors notation helps give students an edge. \RANaEE_ Movie review "Stand by Me99 by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Rob Reiner's recent screen effort as writer-director, "Stand By Me," is more than simply the best project he has ever been associated with. It is, quite frankly, one of the most important and insightful American films ever made. The film is a thoughtprovoking study of pre-adolescent vulnerability, taking serious dead aim at a part of life that is often overlooked in movies. For all the films that have been done regarding the adolescence-to-adulthood transition, taking issue with the entrance into adolescence is a rather innovative screen concept. The film is set in 1959, Reiner giving the viewer a keen insight into the era with excellent period flavor (songs, settings, styles). It deals with four diverse, yet genuine, 12-year old male "types" and their quest to find the body of one of their peers, a missing lad presumed dead. Their search for this dead youth spurns the youngan emotionally stirring hit sters into analyzing their own worth. Reiner allows for the boys to emerge as serious, thinking human beings rather than vapid "gee whiz" stereotypes, eschewing American film's usual idealization of childhood. Beyond the strong script (based on a novella by Stephen King), excellent direction and production techique and emotionally powerful performances, there is the strong underlying theme of just how vulnerable childred (and childhood) is in the context of adult society. That it is set in 1959 intensifies how little things have changed in over a quarter-century. While appearing only briefly, John Cusack (star of Reiner's 1985 comedy "The Sure Thing") ties the loose ends of the various character studies together in the pivotal role as older brother to one of the youngsters, a high school football hero snuffed out in a car crash whose likeness recurs in his younger brother's fantasies. Cusack's character is the embodiment of everything these misfits would like to be, are expected to be, but cannot be. And he is the one sympathetic character toward the younger boys. That he was killed (shown with a clever Buddy Holly analogy) makes the message of youthful vulnerability even more powerful. "Stand By Me" is definitely a landmark film with regard to its subject matter. That is matter is treated with such great perception makes it an even more important > cinematic achivement. Passionately recommended. * Short by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor ONE CRAZY SUMMER Savage Steve Holland's latest teen comedy lives up to the wild uninhibited spirit that characterized the filmmaker's debut, "Better Off Dead." Stars John Cusack, Demi Moore and Bobcat Goldwaith cavort about a beach setting with explosive off-kilter slapstick gags that reveal a great deal of technical style. However, the substance behind the humor is what keeps "One Crazy Summer" from achieving serious pretensions. The film takes nasty comic swipes at yuppies, relatives, jocks, bigots and virtually every depiction of capitalism imaginable -all contemporary American images. Maybe that's why the critics don't like this movie. Maybe that's why I did. ARMED AND DANGEROUS "Poorly scripted and unfunny" is more apt a title for this feeble copper picture starring John Candy and Eugene Levy. Stemming somewhat from the commercial success of the "Police Academy" series, "Armed and Dangerous" recalls virtually every cliched comic-as-cop gag that has ever graced the silver screen. Some labored humor when Candy and Levy don disguises in a porno book store, but the obligatory chase scene that climaxes the film is a slick example of packaged comedy product. ALIENS Fast, furious and exciting: this scare flick is an explosive roller coaster ride of a movie that has been doing some mega-box office. But that's it! There is a lot of technical competence hopping about, but no substance whatsoever. It is yet another bluntly visceral experience that provides no genuine point for its madness (other than making some money). Sigourney Weaver does well in the lead role, and there is something positive about a woman hero in an American film, but, c'mon now, a female "Rambo" we don't need. But perhaps that's the ticket. Sylvester Stallone's ultraright-wing "Rambo" was another huge moneymaker. And that film DID have a point, a frightening and grizzly point at that. In the end it is somehow rather unsurprising that the screenwriter for "Aliens" is also the guy who co-scripted "Rambo" with Stallone. EXTREMETIES OK, so it's not a very good movie. But it does have a certain perverse importance. WALK BETWEEN CAMPUS AND ORCHARD LIV?LIKE AN COURTS ADULT Studio Furnished, 1 or 2 students $240 Single Occupancy $280 Double Occupancy ORCHARD COURT APARTMENTS Phone: 553-9009 Earn $10 per month for referring someone to Orchard Court. (Subject to signing lease contract. First of all, it solidifies Farrah Fawcett's acting abilities as previously demonstrated by "The Burning Bed" (and suppressed by everything else she'd done). Secondly, it presents a far more feasible motivation for fighting back than anything Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson ever appeared in. Farrah is a rape victim who gets fed up with the endless bureaucracy and decides to take matters into her own hands. That the ugliness of rape gets its just desserts is what makes this lackluster film so undeniably appealling. Perhaps had the film been scripted and directed with more depth it would have emerged as a very thought-provoking and important effort. No such luck. FILM ON CAMPUS To kick off the 86-87 school year, the PAB will be presenting "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as its first presentation in the Union Cinema. While basically a benign and schlocky cinema mess. "Rocky Horror" does have its importance via reputation. It is the audience that is the show with most "Rocky Horror" screenings, but that doesn't make the film itself any better on its own terms. Some persons have read an actual message beneath the strident narrative of "Rocky Horror" -something about freedom of sexuality. Actually the only point this movie has is that it allows people to have a good time cutting loose BECAUSE of its ineptitude and not in spite of it. One of the greatest enigmas in film history. soc SOC from page 7 Chancellor Kaplan and Assistant Chancellor Grace are dedicating themselves to this university and I want them to have the chance to meet S:O.C. people first hand. Plus we have Diane Welsh and Dian Schellinger from the student life area to give their expert advice and assistance in more ways than I know. This will give all of these people the chance to make themselves available to the student body In whatever way they feel they can." At the first meeting Serpe will be organizing committees for "Food for Families," Toys for Kids" and the recruitment fair. "This year'sfall fair will be held on September 29, and we intend to turn the main concourse into a three ring circus of cocurricular opportunities,'' Serpe said. "The new student orientation was so successful because of all of the things going on at once that we're certain the same kind of thing can be done again to entice all of the new people that weren't here that day, and encourage continuing students to pick up where they left off last year." 100 TIMES MORE FUN THAN FLORIDA • • • • • • • • • • • • • • — 6 days skiing - 7 nights lodging in condominiums — Lots of parties, 1 major concert Round trip transportation by deluxe coach * • • '* All for the low-low price of Jan 9-11,1887 JACKSON HOLE —- WYOMING * . * SSO deposit by Oct 15th . Book reviews Latest entertainment tomes examined by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor BLACK POPULAR MUSIC IN AMERICA by Arnold Shaw (Schirmer Books) This, of course, is in essence a study of all popular music in America, as only folk and country style can be genuinely attributed to the white man. Shaw carefully examines all iihe most important American musical styles as created by the original black artists, including coverage of such important performers as Count Basie, Jellyroll Morton, Muddy Waters, Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Wonder. The author extends into the various sub-genres and offshoots of jazz, blues, rock and R&B (such as disco, funk, heavy metal, etc.). In the end, all American music has been carefully analyzed. This study is not a bias toPARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER •2 MAN TENTS •4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS •COOKSTOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS •WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS •BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • COMPASSES •FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS •CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 553-2408 ward black performers (the author, incidentally, is white). It simply states the facts: that American music, with very few exceptions, was created by black Americans. There is some discussion regarding white artists who put these musical sub-genres on the map, most notably Elvis Presley, who earned his "king of rock" monicker by introducing original black R&B compositions to white radio during the segregated fifties, thus opening the doors for such black artists as Little Richard, Chuck Berry and Fats Domino. "Black Popular Music in America" is a book which forms the basis for any truly serious understanding of popular music. THE COLUMBIA COMEDY SHORTS by Ted Okuda and Ed Watz (McFarland) Okuda and Watz are two very astute writers on the cinema, so "Columbia Comedy Shorts" is as much a thorough analysis of an important aspect of the movies as it is a reference guide. Short films opened for features at movie houses of the twenties, thirties and forties, but Columbia hung on almost til 1960, long after television sounded the death knell for short subjects. The axis of this studio's shorts department were the ever-enigmatic Three Stooges, to whom ample coverage is given. But the many other important names in Columbia comedies (Charley Chase, Buster Keaton, Andy Clyde, etc.) are also covered extensively. The tome includes complete filmographies and critical studies for each series produced in the Columbia shorts department and biographical data on important producers, directors, and performers, with telling quotes interspersed throughout the text, taken from interviews conducted by the authors. The book is available from McFarland & Co. Publishers at Box 611, Jefferson, NC 28640 at 29.95 plus 1.50 shipping. It is a must for libraries and students of film. THE NINE LIVES OF MICKEY ROONEY by Arthur Marx (Stein and Day) This semi-authorized work by Arthur, "son of Groucho" Marx is a warts-and-all study of a fascinating performer. Accented is Rooney's uncanny resilience in showbiz, having reached ultimate highs and lows so often during his long, fascinating career. Along with lauding Rooney's talent and versatility, the book also makes note of his idiosyncratic behavior and several failed marriages, serving to enlighten the reader and allow a greater understanding of this actor. It is one of the most interesting of all biographies, being factual without being dry and honest without being scandalous. SAY GOODNIGHT GRACIE by Cheryl Blythe and Susan Sackett (Dutton) The George Burns-Gracie Allen story, with an emphasis on Gracie, this book affectionately traces the professional and personal development of this treasured comedy team. Burns has written several autobiographical studies, so the bio data is often a repeat of what we've already read. However, Blythe and Sackett interestingly correlate the duo's humorous on-screen activities with their deeply affectionate romance, and present another interesting facet to the story. By celebrating Burns and Allen's comic cohesion onscreen (George being the perfect sounding board for Grade's daffy malapropisms), and their romantic bliss offscreen (the marriage lasted until Gracie's death in 1964), the book allows the reader to understand George's true obsession and inspiration as an entertainer (being, of course still active today at age 90). "Say Goodnight Gracie" is an enthusiastic, uplifting showbiz story. MOVIES ON TV by Steven Scheuer (Bantam) This paperback guide to films on television, with starratings and brief critical comments on all movies available to TV, is far less worthy than Leonard Matlin's similar "TV Movies." Foreign films set Parkside's Foreign Film Series is perhaps the campus' best cultural event. This year is no exception. Several of the most important foreign films of recent years have been selected for this series, which takes place in the Union Cinema on Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays. As per the insert, titles for this series include Mikhalkov's "A Slave of Love," Tacchella's "Cousin Cousine" and Fellini's "Ginger and Fred." The USA is represented by a Chaplin double feature ("The Gold Rush," which is the film he wanted to be remembered by, and "City Limits," which is consideredby afficianados to be his masterpiece) and Robert Altman's "Secret Honor." Season tickets are available through the mail or can be held at the box office. Regular price is $17, while student- /senior citizen price is $15. Make checks to UW-Parkside, and send them in care of the Parkside Union Information Center, Box 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141, or call 553- 2345. No individual tickets will be made available. • P O U T S S|M E L L • p E R S O N s A L A A M A S E R I S L I R A S r Y • E P O c H •D I P S L A M]|{ S T R A P| A L E E R I E| S I T u A T E D A L E B E R N Bfl D I S M A Y s\ S I T E S I S I T E M M E R E A L B * E D U C E •s A W L A O G A M E • $ E S N A K E 0 R I O T E D R I L L E T N A s| The Parkside Union HOURS Recreation Center Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midniaht Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Union Square Mon.-Thurs..10:30 a.m.-11:30 p.m. Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat. 11 a.m.-5p.m. Sun. 11 a.m.-5p.m. Information Center Mon -Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 4:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Sunday 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. RANGER HP Record review Tnursaay, September 4, laae I BSSSSSBB SSSSS 13 David Lee Roth doing fine sans Eddie by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Since breaking with Van Halen, David Lee Roth has intensified his wild sexist persona, as is evident on his latest Warner Brothers release "Eat 'em and Smile." Interestingly enough, this LP sounds more Van Halenesque than the recent Van Halen-sans-Roth effort "5150." "Yankee Rose," the hit, contains the rudiments of everything Van Halen (and Roth) were back when they burst onto the rock and roll scene in 1978. To fill the tremendous void left by the absence of guitar whiz Eddie Van Halen, Roth Shortcuts has hired Steve Vai, whose solos often cut Edward's similar work. Billy Sheehan on bass and Gregg Bissonettte on drums help round out this powerful quartet that, like early Van Halen, depends on the uninhibited passion of Roth's vocals to motivate the tracks. Along with the aforementioned hit. Roth soars through such originals as "Elephant Gun" and "Bump and Grind," two cuts that emphaize his sexist front (as the LP's title does quite blatantly). Covers include the old Nashville Teens rocker "Tobacco Road," the bluesy "I'm Easy" (not the one from the "Nashville" movie soundtract) and "That's Life," which was a big hit for Frank Sinatra in 1966. On the latter, Roth exhibits perhaps the key to his enormous appeal. The song's lyrics are very positive, uplifting and optimistic, much like Roth's persona. Despite the setbacks he encountered during his break with Van Halen (said not to be amicable at all), Roth has bounced back (as per the song), and has achieved at least the same commercial success as his former bandmates. "Eat 'em and Simle" is far less eccentric than Roth's solo debut EP last year ("Crazy from the Heat"), and far more rocking. All of the band members turn in exceptional performances and present the listener with the type of rock and roll energy one has come to expect from the likes of this singer. When Roth was replaced by Sammy Hagar in Van Halen last year, many fans of that group feared one or the other would flounder. "5150's" success states that Edward and the boys are in no danger and that Hagar is quite comfortable in Roth's old position. "Eat 'em and Smile," however, is so much more like early Van Halen than "5150," it may very well be telling us just who was the truly creative rocker in the band. David Lee Roth. Smiths, Neil Young among new releases LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS by Ted Nugent (Atlantic) Ted Nugent's man-of-loincloth persona seems a natural for today's times, but his rocking inspiration has apparently left him. On "Little Miss Dangerous," Nugent's work is very similar to any other rock and roll band out pounding in the recording studio. The animal magnetism that characterized such classics as "Free for All" and "Cat Scratch Fever" are missing, as is the guitar wizardry of cuts like "Stranglehold." Songs like "Savage Dancer," "High Heels in Motion" and the LP's title track are pale and tedious shadows of a once glorious hard-rocking past.-Jim Neibaur DANCING ON THE EDGE by Roy Buchanan (Alligator) Blues guitarist Roy Buchanan is on par with Johnny THE FAR SIDE Winter among all white bluesmen. On his latest LP, Buchanan exhibits more versatility by presenting stirring originals like "Pedal to the Metal" and such diverse covers as Aretha Franklin's "Baby Baby Baby," Willie Dixon's "You Can't Judge a book by Its Cover," and even Henry Mancini's "Peter Gunn Theme." By versatility, Buchanan is also demonstrating the resiliance of blues music. "Dancing on the Edge" is well worth picking up in lieu of virtually anything presently lurking in the Top Forty.-Jim Neibaur THE QUEEN IS DEAD by The Smiths (Warner Bros.) The Smiths have found a home in American musisc with the release of their new album. Revealing the true talent of the four young musicians from England, "The Queen Is By GARY LARSON Dead" has earned them a number one position on the college album chart and as high as number sixteen on the national. "The Queen Is Dead" is a blend of smooth, mello songs as well as many cutting numbers which contain beating drums and fine guitar work to add to their flavor. Such songs like "Cemetry Gates" and "There is a Light That Never Goes Out" add to the gripping character, while "I Know It's Over" and "Never Had No One Ever" soothe the listener's ear. Morrissey, the lead vocalist and writer, uses some literary references and focuses on life and love throughout the album's lyrics. His vocals are distinct and clear, even though some of his messagesmay be difficult to understand. Taken as a whole, "The Queen Is Dead", is an excellent album and an open door for further appreciation of The Smiths' brand of music.— Andrew Tschumper LANDING ON WATER by Neil Young (Geffen) "Landing on Water" suffers from the same fate its title implies: Young wades on sloshy ground as he tries to contemporize his sound with today's synthetic, sterile trappings. Cuts like "People on the Street" and "Weight of the World," with their empty, galumphing guitar backbeats, are passionless. Others, like "Hippie Dream," are lyrically unintelligible, making it hard to believe that this is the same Neil Young responsible for such insightful work as "Needle and the Damage Done" and "Ohio. "-Gary Schneeberger THE BRIDGE by Billy Joel (Columbia) Joel's taken a bad rap from the serious rock circuit for his bubblegum bad boy persona, and "The Bridge" won't erase that stigma. A harmless set, Joel's latest is a mite too cloying for those whose tastes run a touch more refined. "Modern Woman," for instance, relies more on the singer's cut phrasing than it does on meaty riffs or a distinctive beat. The rest of the tracks ar& of the same vein, each detailing an aspect of man-woman conflict without breaking new ground. Only "Baby Grand," a bluesy duet with a showstealing Ray Charles, is likely to satiate all appetites.-Gary Schneeberger ACROSS 1 Looks sullen 6 Redolence 11 Individual 12 Oriental salutation 14 Similar 15 Goddess of discord 17 Unit of Italian currency 18 Pigpen 20 Period of time 23 Plunge 24 Bridge term 26 Leash 28 Mr. Hirt 29 Weird 31 Locate 33 Small valley 35 Swiss canton N r» SP be 53 ft 8 GR U, I <n 36 Appalls 39 Locations 42 Exists 43 Newspaper paragraphs 45 Simple 46 Priest's vestment 48 Draw out 50 Maxim 51 Country of Asia 53 Quarry 55 Selenium symbol 56 Moved sinuously 59 Created a disturbance 61 Excavate 62 Small heating devices DOWN 1 Pounding instrument 2 Owner's risk: abbr. 3 Exploit 4 Ripped 5 Cuts 6 Steamship: abbr. 7 Mother 8 Cloth measure 9 Deposited 10 Lasso 11 Out of date 13 Shade tree 16 Drunkards 19 Playing areas 21 Baby's bed 22 Detests 25 City in Florida 27 Jewish feast 30 Raise the spirit of 32 Poker stakes 34 Ogled 36 Faces of - clocks 37 Land surrounded by water 38 Complacent 40 Wipes out 41 Stitched 44 Frighten 47 Wild hog 49 Send forth 52 Snow runner 54 Vast age 57 Spanish article 58 Deciliter: abbr. 60 Tantalum symbol u a T3 © CO '5 14 Thursday, September 4, 1988 RANGER Ranger staff Staff from page 2 who is also president of the Parkside Association of Communicators, a Campus Ambassador and a member of the tennis team. "I'm really looking forward to working with Jenny this year," she says. Kay Murach, 22, begins her first year at Parkside as the Ranger feature editor. "I'm looking forward to working in a new enviornment," she says "And I think I have a lot to contribute." She's planning on ..providing more in-depth stories and profiles than in previous years. "We've got some talented writers on staff, and we'll have some good stories to show for it," she says. Murach has previously attended Madison and Ripon College, and is currently pursuing degrees in political science and philosophy. Jim Neibaur, 28, is entertainment editor for the Ranger. In this, his third year as a Ranger sub-editor, Neibaur will emphasize reviews of the latest films, records and books that he and his staff have access to. "The staff for record critiques has Increased a great deal from . last year," he said, "and we're getting more current books for review. Of course we will have occasional celebrity interviews as well." Neibaur's first book, "Movie Comedians : The Complete Guide" was published last April by McFarland and Co. He is currently working on his second, "Hollywood Tough Guys," for the same publishers. He is majoring in English and working toward a* secondary teaching certification. He is married and has a 2% year old son. Robb Luehr, 28, begins his fifth year as a Ranger staff member in the position of sports editor. Luehr, an English major, served last year as assistant sports editor and is enthusiastic about the coming term. "I'm going to work my butt off this year," he says. Andy Buchanan, 33, begins his fifth year as Ranger Business manager. Buchanan, a senior applied science major and an NAIA and NCAA AllAmerican in soccer, looks forward to this year because "I'd like to make large quantities of money for the paper and for myself, and I want to make Dave Roback work for his money." "I'm looking forward to working with the new freshmen we've recruited." — Gary Schneeberger Brenda Lee Buchanan, 28, is a senior humanities major and art minor desperatley seeking certification in K-8. "My husband made me take this job so that he could: A. Keep an eye on me. B. Take my check. C. Censolr my mail. D. All of the above," she says. "I enjoy my job and anticipate more classifieds with the addition of our new dorms." Buchanan continued. But please remember the rules: please include your name and social security number. Also, only two ads per person, I have become a bit of an expert on handwriting," she says. OP orttotf on Student College Bowl matches will be played October 6, November 3, and December 1-3 {Campus Tournament). Team registration forms are available in the Student Activities Office, Union 209. Winners of the Campus Tournament win an expense paid trip to compete in the Regional College Bowl Tournament. Call 553-2279 for more information. Library Aid Dimitra Manesis (1) presents a check for $100 to Hannelore Rader, director of the Library Learning Center, on behalf of the PreMed Club. The money was raised by the club to contribute to the Friends of the Library program Dave Roback, 19, begins his second semester as advertising manager for the Ranger. Roback, a sophomore planning a future career in engineering, is also a member of the soccer team. He enjoys working with the Ranger staff and is looking forward to another exciting year with them. Dave McEvoy, 21, is a senior geology major beginning College Bowl his third year as a Ranger photo editor. "I'm really interested in seeing if Robb Luehr can work his butt off this year," McEvoy says. "Personally, I hope he does; it'll make the office a lot less crowded." Jack Bornhuetter, 20, is a freshman communication major serving as Ranger photo editor this year. Last year's assistant photo editor, Bornhuetter is also active with the soccer team and works at the Kenosh News. "I hope to improve the quality of the photos this year," Bornhuetter says. Steve Picazo, 22, is a senior History major beginning his second semester as Ranger distribution manager. "I want to make quicker copy runs this year," he says. Knowledge tourney begins This fall, Parkside will sponsor its third Annual College Bowl tournament. College Bowl matches will be held the first Monday of each month beginning in September with a faculty tournament and ending in December with the campus tournament. October and November will feature preliminary matches to prepare student teams for the campus tournament. All matches will be held in Main Place. At 1 p.m. on Sept. 8, four teams made up of faculty and academic staff members will compete in a tournament designed to introduce students to College Bowl. The team captains are Peter Hoff, Teresa Peck, Kathy Klein and Bill Murin. Parkside student leaders will serve as College Bowl officials (moderator, judge, timekeeper, scorekeeper, announcer). Beginning on Sept. 8, applications will be available in Union 209 for students who wish to compete in the campus tournament. Teams will be selected to compete in the Oct. 6 and Nov. 3 preliminary matches on a first-come basis. All applications for the official campus tournament, which will be played Dec. 1-3, are due by Nov. 21 at 4:30 p.m. The winning College Bowl team, along with up to four "All-Star" players, will represent the university at the Regional College Bowl Tournament on Feb. 20-21 in Marquette, Michigan. Interested students should contact the Student Activities office, Union 209. Men's & Women's Bowling Club & Varsity Team Meeting Wed., Sept. lO, 1p.m. Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED VARSITY TEAM PARTICIPATES IN: • BIG 6 CONFERENCE • ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME • MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE • ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONSINTERNATIONAL REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS • AREA INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENTS FOR MORE IMpiWATION[. CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER, OR CALL 553-2408 i Volleyball RANGER Thursday, September 4, iy»tj 10 Team enthusiastic about newest additions Parkside volleyball coach Terry Paulson has announced the signing of eight new volleyball players for the coming season. They are: Patty Gunther, a 5 ft. 5 in. setter from Neenah (WI) High School; Keri Gruell, a 5 ft. 9 in. middle/outside hitter and Beth Wickland, a 5 ft. 8 in. outside hitter from Ozaukee (WI) H.S.; Nancy Hoch, a 5 ft. 9 in. outside hitter who transferred fromUW-Madison; Jill Lammers, a 6 ft. 0 in. middle hitAll-Sports ter from Oostburg (WI) H S • Mich, a 5 ft. 9 in. outside hitter and Lori Wisnifski, a 5 ft. 6 in. outside hitter from Salem (WI) Central H.S.; Nicole Pacione, a 5 ft. 5 in. setter from Wheeling (111.) H.S. This Saturday, Sept. 6, Parkside will host its annual Media/Alumni Night. At 6:30 p.m., Racine and Kenosha Media will square off against each other in a best two-outof-three game match. The current Rangers then take on Parkside excels On June 20, the NAIA released the results of their AllSports competition for the 1985-86 school year. Parkside's men's and women's teams both finished in the top 25 in their respective divisions. The women's teams, led by strong showings in softball and track^ and field, captured 16th place out of 142 schools which scored in the competition. The men's teams, paced by soccer and wrestling, finished 23rd out of 185 teams. Parkside also was one of only nine instutitions which placed both their men's and women's teams in the top 25. Other state schools did extremely well in the competitions. UW-Eau Claire's teams both finished in the top ten UW-LaCrosse, led by a national championship in football, placed second in the men's division. On the women's side, UWMilwaukee was fifth and UWOshkosh tied for 19th place. Adams State of Colorado took the men's title for the fourth time, while Wayland Baptist of Texas captured its first women's crown. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 8'FOOT SCREEN • GRILL OPEN • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION the Alumni at 7:30 p.m. On Tuesday, Sept. 9, the Rangers will be pitted against UW-Milwaukee in an important early-season match for both teams. The Panthers are a legitimate national power, having played in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) national tournament for the last four years. Game time is 7:30 p.m. in the Physical Education building. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Distributed by May Beverages, Inc. 3120 64th St. -16 Thursday, September 4,1986 Dannehl Parkside athletics outlook discussed by director by Robb Luehr Sports Editor For Parkside sports, it's just business as usual, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl. "We're pretty much the same as we were," said Dannehl. "We have no new coaches or sports, but we're excited about the dorms. That's about the only thing that's happened. "We're hoping we will get a little more spirit around this place and more excitement at the athletic events as well as other events now that we have some dorms." Dannehl said there will be promotions similar to last year's. "We're running a dynamite season pass deal for men's basketball," he said. "It's only five dollars, plus there will be the chance to win a couple thousand dollars tin prizes." The half-court shot will be back, along with raffle promotions during volleyball * wrestling, men's and women's basketball and soccer. As far as the teams themselves, Dannehl promises excitement. "Our volleyball team is really, really quite Wayne Dannehl good. They would have been in the national tournament the last couple of years, but to do that, they had to beat UW-Milwaukee, and they didn't." (Milwaukee has been to the NAIA national tournament four years in a row.) "I'm looking forward to an excellent cross-country season," he said. "The women were fifth in the nation last year and everybody's back. The men should be in the top ten. And soccer is right there. If they can beat Sangamon State, they should go to nationals." Academics have always been a big part of athletics at Parkside, and last year was no exception. Parkside athletes compiled a 2.6 grade point average for the year. Of those student-athletes, 30 percent had a B average or above, and only 10 percent became ineligible due to a low GPA or too few credits earned. "We have some absolutely outstanding students and some that aren't doing so well," Dannehl said. "It pretty well followed the normal curve. Overall, the kids have been doing a good job in school and we're hoping it will continue." In comparison to the NCAA, which just instituted a minimum 2.0 GPA for entering freshmen athletes, the NAIA has always had high academic standards, according to Dannehl. "A lot of people don't understand that. The NAIA has always had higher eligibility rules and transfer rules and they still do." Considering the size and relative obscurity of Parkside, how does the athletic department continue to bring in quality student athletes? Dannehl gives the credit to his coaching staff. "Our coaches do an excellent job of convincing kids to come here and that's the name of the game. In fact, over the years, we (the athletic department) are the only ones who have actually ever brought students in here from the outside. We've done that by simply convincing them that this is the place to be. So in a recruiting sense, we're the only people who have ever recruited anybody here, and in some ways, we've been criticized for that. "Well, now I think the campus is changing their perspective. They figure if this campus is ever going to be something more than a commuter campus, they have to have something more than people from Racine and Kenosha Counties." A big concern within the last year has been drug involvement by college athletes. The University of Wisconsin implemented a drug testing plan as part of a Big 10 plan. At the present time, there is no similar plan in the Wisconsin system, according to Dannehl. "I think the whole drug thing has been blown out of proportion. People who happen to be on an athletic team represent the culture as a whole and they're no different than anybody else. Some of them take drugs and some don't, and if we have a culture which is involved in drug use, the athletes live in that culture. They get a lot of attention like in the Bias case. "I have no way of judging, but I would guess that if you take the population of Parkside as a whole and all the people who use drugs, if there are athletes involved, the number who do will reflect the entire population. "That's why pro athletes resist mandatory testing. For example, playing soccer is just a game - it's not a situation where you need somebody to save a life. Maybe we should be doing mandatory tests on doctors, ambulance drivers, lawyers, faculty members, all those kinds of things. So it's difficult to justify singling out a bunch of kids when you're talking about society as a whole." Tennis Women set for season Classified ads nt by Sherri Liaiecld The third year head coach of the women's tennis team, Wendy Miller has a positive outlook for this season, which began on August 25. The team consists only of four girls so far. Senior Kim Kranich, junior Amy Tropin and freshmen Laurie Henry and Beth Spalla. Miller is pleased with the progress of the team. She sees much improvement in the returning players and feels that the incoming freshmen have a lot of potential. "The girls work hard and put in lots of time and energy, but the main thing is to have fun." A big concern facing the team this year is the lack of players. As far as recruiting, Miller knows there are players out there, "We just have to get a hold of them. The biggest thing is more bodies." So looking ahead means a lot of hard work and dedicaiton from team members. When asked what the competition looked like this year, Miller stated, "It's tough. There are no easy opponents; all the schools have good teams." The first meet is Saturday. Sept. 6 at 9 in the Carthage Quadrangular in Kenosha. Help Wanted COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute Student Hate subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For Information and applicate £ % CAMPUS SERVICE. l^W. Glendale Ave., Phoenix AZ WANTED: STUDENTS interested in selling vacaUon tour packages for 1987 Spring Break Vacation" to Daytona Beach and Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, and South Padre Isle, Texas. Guaranteed good trips, good commission and terms. For information, call "The Bus Stop Tours" in Illinois. Call collect (312)860-2980. All other states 1-800- 222-4139, or write 436 N. Walnut Ave., Wood Dale IL 60191-1549. P revious experience a plus. Student activities. Fraternity welcome to participate. Services Offered ACCURATE AND DEPENDABLE typing for the student and professional. 553-9095. 8WEETE8T DAY is coming Oct. 19. Have a knight in shining armor demonstrate your love most regally. 551*9024. RUB-A-DUB HOT Tub Rentals. Delivered to your home. 551-9024. DARK ROOM for rent. Fully stocked modern equipment. 551-9024. For Sale 553-SL 221 teXt* m' Ca " SUe at Personals BRUCE: THANK you for taking the a whlle - Cybil. r : y°u 11 ^ fan*«sUc and wonaerful. I know because you already are. Love, Jen. RHONDA KOLLMAN: You goon. Remember the printed-scented Char- min? ED. GOOD luck. The new improved Ranger will be great. And. don't worry, the job gets worse. Sometimes you just have got to say f—it! X Ed JIM: I don't know that you're welcome here. F.C. fJA^ THANKS for the effort. I think we'll do fine. Ed. r FREE! One 2 Liter Bottle Of Soda! with any pickup order from Carl's Pizza 5140 - 6th Avenue • 654-3932 • 658-4922 A " c • C1 J?!C / e , 0^ 7Up ' R C-' Dr - PePPer . Orange Crush [Expires^LO/1/86 -Not Valid With Any Other Coupojj ^mBF Reitcur&nte Lounge Mondays: 99e Margaritas and complimentary Tacos Tuesdays: Two for Tuesdays, 2 rail drinks for the price of one Wednesdays: Ladies drink for half price Thursdays: All the beer you can drink for $2.00 from 7 p.m. -9 p.m. Check Saturdays and Sundays for food and drink specials Happy Hour; Wed. - Fri. 3:00 - 6:00 p.m. hors d'oeu vres served Dancing 7 nights a week, 9 p.m. - closing 1756 Taylor Avenue Racine 632-3111 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 15, issue 1, September 4, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1986-09-04 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System admissions Stuart Rubner student counseling and development