307 10 4386 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/bb1310218cb8ea41965029d0d9d2233f.pdf 66749446fa3ba877ef2f0229053814ba Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Environment, property ownership divide prairie Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Nov. 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 9 Aspin. Jansson Debate drew big crowd, covered issues by Kari Dixon According to challenger Pete Jansson, incumbent Democratic Congressman Les Aspin is an "other-oriented politician who pays so much attention to theoretical things that he cannot deal effectively with the real problems of the 1st (Congressional) District." Jansson, according to Aspin, is a politician who is too closely aligned with the policies of the Reagan Administration to benefit those who would be his constituents. The two candidates voiced these thoughts and several others during a debate sponsored by the Social Science Roundtable and the League of Women Voters Monday at noon in the Union Cinema. Questions from the press and a capacity crowd were presented to the two men, who are engaged in their second consecutive battle for the office. Jansson used the debate as the occasion to announce his new plan to generate jobs, called "Project 10,000." His plan states that "not only is the state worse off than the rest of the nation, but the 1st District is much worse off." This he blamed on Aspin. "Aspin has the eighth-worst spending record in Congress," Jansson said. "He has fought against all the positive changes that Reagan "If we don't fool around with this (arms control), then we won't be around to fool with any other issues."—Aspin Administration has attempted to make." Aspin said that in his opinion, the question of peace is the most important issue. "If we don't fool around with this, then we won't be around to fool with any other issues." The next most important issue, he said, is the issue of jobs. "In this district, the structure of the economy is changing. Industry is moving out and we don't know what is coming in. But, there's no reason why we can't recover," he said. Aspin and Jansson differ greatly on the issues of abortion and school prayer. "I do not support a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion, but I am against the use of federal funds for abortions," Aspin said. Jansson charged that his opponent did vote in favor of the use of federal funds for abortion. "I think that the Supreme Court was wrong to reject the rightto- life view," he said, adding that he does support an amendment prohibiting abortions. Jansson is in favor of a constitutional amendment allowing organized prayer in the public schools. Aspin is in favor of a moment of silence for students to use as they wish. On the issue of domestic content, Jansson said that he does not think it will succeed. "My mind is open, though," he said. / • Jtil "Not only is the ,5^—^ iB| state worse off than the rest of the nation^ but the 1st District is much worse off."—Jansson wk Aspin said he feels that this is a must. "This legislation would create more jobs for the 1st District than any other," he said. When the candidates were given the opportunity to pose one question to each other, Jansson declined. Aspin asked Jansson, "Pete, I'd like to hear how you differ from Ronald Reagan." Jansson replied by listing how Aspin differed from Reagan. "I'm my own man," he said. In his concluding remarks, Jansson questioned Aspin's effectiveness and his ethics. "We are at the point where we can't blame Reagan or Earl for our problems any more," he said. "We have to blame our congressman." Jansson went on to say that Aspin is too concerned with the theoretical aspects of the issues. "There are think tanks in Washington for that," he continued. Aspin closed by saing that he is not dealing with the theoretical, he is dealing with reality. "Nuclear war, the CIA wars, the defense increase, Medicare cuts and unemployment are very real," he said. "We must add to or modify the current Reagan plan or there won't be any 1st District left to represent." Environment, property ownership divide prairie by Bob Riesling Community News Editor The fight over 1,825 acres of some of Wisconsin's most valuable prairie took visible shape last Tuesday as about 200 people attended a public hearing on a proposed land use program for the Chiwaukee Prairie-Carol Beach area. The plan, proposed by the Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission, would place roughly equal areas of the prairie under development and conservation. After several years' work on the plan, however, the commission found property owners and environmentalists as sharply divided as ever. Property owners say they are worried about losing their land or homes. Environmentalists, from groups across the state, are worried about losing much of the area's delicate wildlife, several species of which are endangered. Kurt Bauer, executive director of SEWRPC, said the commission has rarely had such a divisive subject. The plan calls for 851 acres, or 46.6 percent, of the prairie to be rezoned as an urban area. A roughly equal amount, 812 acres, or 44.5 percent, would be set aside for preservation. Property owners criticized the plan for what they said was its inaccuracy in mapping wetland areas and the lack of testing for underground water flow. They also said that if the plan is not approved, the Department of Natural Resources will be able to condemn the land under the 1982 Wetlands Preservation Act. There are 29 homes and many undeveloped lots located on designated wetlands. Tom Turwall, town supervisor of Pleasant Prairie, said he was "appalled by the lack of concern by the state and federal governments for the residents." The plan calls for urban corridors alternating with environmental corridors to provide services as well as a continuous area for the natural wildlife to survive. But environmentalists said the corridors set aside for preservation would not be enough for the prairie's survival. The prairie, they say, is an interrelated system and urban corridors could disrupt the system. The prairie will then turn into, one environmentalist said, "a big park." Ed Nelson, of the Kettle Moraine Audubon Society, criticized both sides for their refusal to compromise. He said the plan would require, "not shouts, nor rudeness, but compromise." "What they're trying to tell you," he told the assembled property owners, "is that if the prairie is infringed upon to a certain extent, that which you will enjoy will be harmed." 2 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Editorial Mondale endorsed In the interest of preserving the journalistic doctrine that dictates that newspapers must not only reflect and present public opinion, but also lead it, the Ranger has decided to endorse a presidential candidate. By a margin of nine to six the Ranger supports and endorses the ticket of Walter F. Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, over the incumbents Ronald Reagan and George Bush. Ronald Reagan's economic policies are a disgrace and an outrage. The poor have been hurt severely in the last four years. In Reagan's 1980 bu dget proposal, he attempted to cut unemployment insurance by 20 percent, Aid to Families with Dependent Children by 30 percent, Food Stamps by 50 percent, Child Nutrition by 48 percent, Women, Children and Infant's program by 80 percent, Housing Assistance by 20 percent and low income energy assistance by 40 percent. Crucial to students was Reagan's attempt to substantially cut student aid. Luckily most cuts were stopped by Congress. According to a study conducted by the Urban Institute, with the tax cut that the President enacted, families earning $80,000 or more each receive an $8500 tax savings. Families that are at, or below, the poverty level of $10,000 re ceived nothing in tax savings. Under Reagan's economic program, those families that are in the highest income level had an income increase nine percent in 1980-84, while those families at the poverty level, or below, had an income lost of seven percent during the same period. The unfairness and narrow policies of the Reagan administration do not stop with the poor. The Reagan administration has attempted to limit the scope of the Freedom of Information Act, claiming it is too expensive to fully operate, even though it costs no more annually than what the Pentagon spends every year for marching bands. Reagan has attempted to limit the intellectual exchange between the United States and other countries by limiting the number of visiting foreign scholars. This was carried to such an extreme that one scholar deliver a lecture over the telephone. This attitude is consistent with other aspects of his policies and indicates his tin willingness to communicate with other governments. Reagan now supports a constitutional amendment that would prohibit legal abortions, except when the mother's life is in danger. This is a reversal of his earlier campaign position which made no allowance for the safety of the mother, and it represents a complete departure with his earlier stand; when he was Governor of California he signed one of the most liberal pro-abortion bills in history. Reagan also favors a constitutional amendment that would allow organized prayer in schools. He has married politics and religion to such an extent that the day he appointed Snadra Day O'Conner to the Supreme Court, he telephoned Jerry Falwell to tell him of his decision. Reagan may call whomever he likes, but when he discusses appointments to the highest law making body in this country with an ultra-conservative individual who believes that religious morals provide a reason to develop theocracy, then enough is enough. Reagan has consistently fought to send money and aid to Nicaraguan rebels who are attempting to overthrow the Marxist government installed by the people of that country. The recent disclosure of the CIA assassination manual proves how militant this administration is willing to be with different ideologies. This is not the kind of action we should be taking against a country that wants to mind its own business and run its own government. Reagan's desire to develop a space-based missile defense system is unnecessary and dangerous -. .especially when the control would lie in the hands of a man who said, "I'm not a scientist. I don't know where the weapons will be." It takes two to escalate the arms race and it takes two to stop it. Unfortunately, Mr. Reagan has not realized this. Walter Mondale is a caring, compassionate and experienced leader who was trained by another great leader, Hubert Humphrey. Mondale is highly qualified to hold the office of President. Mondale has a tax plan that will have those who earn the most paying the most taxes. This, and the closing of corporate tax loopholes, will bring the $175 billion deficit to a manageable $89 billi on. He has proposed to cut, among other things, $25 billion from the Pentagon budget, and add $22 billion to formulate programs to promote fairness and equity in this society. Continued on Page 7 ?'Hi I'll Jl Mondale/Ferraro posters are great To the Editor: I was both surprised and pleased to see Mondale posters affixed to your windows. Surprised because I felt sure that the pollsters had convinced every young American that they were to support Reagan because their peers do, and pleased to see that someone else could read through the nonsense. President Reagan has little grasp of the real issues of our time. Can we continue to hear serious questions of policy answered with oneliners and anecdotes? Are we going to have four more years of Reagan being prompted by his wife when he can't hear questions, or hear him commit errors, be corrected, yet go on to reiterate the errors as fact? I hope not. Reagan promised a budget surplus by 1984, la ter he revised it to a goal, but now he has amassed over $600 billion worth of deficits in four years. In 1982, Reagan claimed he had "kept his promise to the American people" by allowing a cost of living adjustment for Social Security recipients. In fact, Reagan opposed the increase in Congress, which passed it anyway. Rep. Claude Pepper (D-Fla.), Chairman of the House Committee on Aging, said that for Reagan to claim credit for the increase "lowers the art of deception to depths not explored since the Nixon administration." (From the New York Times, July 7, 1982) Reagan gets credit for the condition of our economy, but has his administration felt the economic blow a nice size energy price increase can deliver? No, it has not. Have women obtained any more rights during the last four years and have they been treated fairly? How about minorities? This nation can ill afford the return to racism that this administration is subtly leading us into. It is indeed unfortunate that the elected official to the highest office in the world will be elected on the basis of looks, grace and poise but not on the basis of quality, competence or ability. Sincerely, Joseph N. Richard Voters urged to know issues To the Editor: With all the political literature circulating on campus, the voter registration drive and the Aspin /Jansson Congressional debate on Monday, I am sure that every newly enfranchised voter is geared up for the election on Tuesday, Nov. 6. Hoping this to be the case, I'd like to share with you my first experience voting in a Presidential election. In 1972 I went to the polls knowing which presidential candidate I was going to vote for. But as I stepped in to the voting booth and saw all the levers facing me, I realized that I was very ill prepared to vote. Many other offices were being voted on at the same time and three or four referendums also appeared on the ballot. The referendums really confused me because they were all at least a paragraph long. It seemed to take forever to vote and I did not even vote on some of the items. I was only able to honestly cast votes in about a quarter of the legislative races and referendums. After that experience I promised myself that I would never again be so ill prepared in the future. Please make sure that on Nov. 6 you are well informed and knowledgeable before heading off to the polls. As of the publication of this newspaper you only have four full days left to educate yourself on the issues, just like me. Sincerely, Franklin L. Kuczensid © *00 & Jennie Tnnkieicz Editor Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Neibanr Feature Editor Wck Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor DaveMcEvoy Photo Editor JiD Whitney Nielsen Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Mike Farrefl Advertising Manager Pat Zirkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity, Jay Crapser, Kari Dixon, Mike Froehlke, Michele Geary, Natalie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Eric Hilmoe, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Mark Leipzig, Jeff Leisgang, Mary Lojeski, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Wes McGarver, Julie Pendleton, Chris Pappe, Laureen Wawro, Kevin Zirkelbach. Ranger is written and edited by students a: UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsm-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for p ublication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER 3 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Batman looks for comeback Watch out, Bob Newhart, M*A*S*H a nd Leave It To Beaver. The caped crusaders are back. At least at Madison. The Wisconsin Student Association is mounting a petition drive, sending out media packets and planning a campus bash, all as part of a campaign to bring "Batman" reruns back to late night television. "It used to be on locally at 1 a.m.," says Avram Rosen, WSA copresident. "Students would rush back from the bars to see it." The show inspired its own version of the popular "Hi, Bob" drinking game, he says, revolving around the "Pow" and "Crash" graphics that accompanied Batman's fight sequences. Rosen's party, Ant Bridge, made Batman's return part of its campaign platform last spring and is now trying to make good on that promise. "We're nearing 1,000 names on the petitions, and we're hoping that all the publicity will have some effect," says Rosen. He admits that local television stations he has contacted so far have been "positive but cautious." One station manager told a local newspaper that the show has a limited audience. Another said the show's departure drew few protests. But the stations haven't seen all that WSA has planned. The student government plans to co-sponsor, with the Wisconsin Union, a Batman bash, to include a screening of the Batman movie and a possible personal appearance by actor Adam West. The activity is reminiscent of WSA's now infamous Pail and Shovel Party. Its leaders built a Statue of Liberty replica on Lake Mendota, covered Bascom Hill with pink flamingos and lived up to campaign promises to squander student fees on beer and parties. P&S put Madison in the national spotlight for two years, but left behind a legacy of bad credit and scrambled records. "We're not like P&S," asserts Rosen. "We're not wasting student money. And we deal with serious issues. "But we don't take ourselves too seriously," he says. "That gets you into trouble with the students. We believe in having fun, like building a campus playground, complete with a swing set, but we also believe in lobbying on issues that are important to students." Ben R. Lawton, president of the Board of Regents, apparently wishes WSA took so me things more seriously. At a recent board meeting, he criticized students for being more interested in frivolous issues, like the Batman campaign, rather than serious issues such as the nuclear arms race. Republican offended by forum To the Editor: Last week, Traci Fordham responded to my letter published on Oct. 18 that stated my concern about the biased election issues forum and the Mondale/Ferarro "push" by some of the Parkside faculty. Well, I would like to respond to her response. First of all, Miss Fordham, I am happy to announce that we have in fact formed a Republican organization at Parkside, and you may have seen our campaign booth on Oct. 24. It was a great success, and we plan to do it again before the election. In regard to my comment on faculty members voicing their Democratic views in class: How can you say it's an unfair statement when you haven't been there with me, listening to it? On the issues forum: Yes, I am offended, but what concerns me most is its effect on the undecided students who go to the supposedly unpartisan discussions to be educated on the issues, and instead come face-to-face with little more than Democratic hype. The Young Democrats and the Pre-Law Society have acted very irresponsibly in organizing these presentations. Finally, since you asked me to convince you that Reagan is clearly a better choice than Mondale, let me give you a short history lesson: In 1980, u nder the Carter/Mondale administration, prices were rising 12% per year. Now inflation is at its lowest rate in a decade with no sign of upturn. In 1980, employment was at a standstill. Now there are millions of new jobs. In 1980, interest rates were soaring, home building was collapsing and the U.S. dollar had shrunk to new lows. Now, under Reagan, real wages and production are flourishing, income tax has been cut by one fourth, interest rates are down one third and the dollar is the world's strongest currency. Shall I go on? Okay, I will! Let me quote Richard Rahn of the New York Times in regard to the deficit: "History, both in the U.S. and in other industrialized countries, demonstrates that major reductions in government deficits have only been accomplished by rapid economic growth and spending restraint. Major tax increases (Mondale's plan) lead only to economic stagnation and- increased economic misery." Now, ask yourself why you're voting for Walter Mondale. Brad Osborne Former editor supports policy To the Editor: I have been reading with great interest the recent letters stating that the Ranger should not be allowed to take a stand and that for some reason the Ranger seems to be displaying a biased point of view. To control myself from laughing in the faces of these people was indeed a great task, but I did it, and decided that it would probably be of greater value to exlain some things about the daily situations of running a newspaper, as in my own judgement, it became quite obvious to me that they were not speaking from the voices of experience, but rather from voices of inexperience and misunderstanding. Some may wish to know how I am qualified to offer some explanation for the occurences in a newspaper such as the Ranger, but I too have been a Ranger Editor, and I too have run across the same misunderstandings. Currently I hold the position of the Campus News Editor, and in regard to Keith Harmann's letter which stated "Mondale may be the better choice for president, but then again he may not be. I think that both sides of an issue should be printed, not just one side as you did in the Oct. 11 issue..." When comprehending a weekly newspaper, one must take into their own scope the coverage from week to week, that is to say, don't be clouded because one issue of the paper does not have equal coverage of relevant issues. Our scope is continuous and it's important to think in those terms. As far as not printing the relevant information received on Reagan, I could refer to our other issues of the paper which have had very equal coverage of Reagan and Bush. It's important to understand that we print releases that we get, and if we don't get them, well, it gets rather difficult to print them. If the Republicans and Democrats have things they want us to print, they should get them to us. The fact of the matter is, we have never claimed to be omniscient, and what's worse is that we aren't. I only wish we were. As far as the second page of this paper is concerned, since long before I was the editor, Page 2 was always the opinion-editorial page. I believe OPINION would have to be the key term in this case. Someone as involved as Keith should probably know that. As for not printing Keith's letter the week we received it, the decision was clearly not mine to make, but I am aware of the fact that it was the last letter received and there was one other letter not printed that week; it came in before Keith's. I do happen to know that several students do not know the information contained in those "news briefs" and people do enjoy them. As for the rest of the comments in the letters sent in from Keith Harmann and Neil Nelson, further comment on them would be my way of defending this newspaper against the lack of c orrect information those two readers posess. All in all, I am glad they have expressed concerns in regard to the newspaper. It is really wonderful to know that someone really does read the Ranger and care enough to respond to what they think they're reading. Sincerely, Pat Hensiak Former Ranger Editor NEWS BRIEFS Rebels take Kirkpatrick name Several hundred rebels to overthrow Nicaragua's Sandinista government have named themselves the Jeane Kirkpatrick Task Force, the New York Times reported. The men are members of the Nicaraguan Democratic Force, which has received millions of dollars in covert aid and words of praise from Kirkpatrick, the Times said. "The men chose the name themselves several months ago," Adolofo Calero Portocarrero, leader of the Democratic Force, was quoted as saying. "They listen to the Voice of America, and they admire Mrs. Kirkpatrick for her courage. I don't know if she knows it." The Task Force is the only guerilla unit named for a foreigner. Others take their names from Nicaraguan heroes, rebels killed inbattle or local place names, the Times said. Cornell accused of censorship The Cornell student newspaper refused to run an ad for a book that claims the Holocaust never happened and has been accused of censorship by the book's distributor, Cobra Press. The Cornell Daily Sun turned down the ad as a violation of its policy against sexist and racist advertising. The book, "The Hoax of the Twentieth Century," was written by controversial Northwestern University engineering professor Arthur Butz, and denies the existence of Nazi concentration camps. Proxmire awards Golden Fleece The Defense Department has received Sen. William Proxmire's "Golden Fleece" award for spending more than $100,000 to fly cadets and midshipmen to last year's Army-Navy football game. The Wisconsin senator noted that the Pentagon once said students attending the game would be "moved, housed and fed at no cost to the gove^iment," and that the taxpayers may end up footing a bill for more, than $1 million. The Pentagon declined to comment, according to the United Press International story. On-campus recruitment The following is the list of oncampus recruitment, listing the company, the position/major and the on-campus date. To sign up, contact the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-175. Wisconsin Extension - 4H Agent/Communication, Earth Science, Life Science, Geography, Social Sciences, Education. Nov. 8. Wisconsin Extension - Community Resource Director/Economics, Geography, MPA, MBA. Nov. 8. Time Insurance - Programmer/ MIS. Nov. 13. Walker Manufacturing - Accounting/ Accountant Programmer/ MIS. Nov. 15. Get politically involved To the Editor: As an interested student I feel I, too, should contribute to your paper with an opinion. In the Ranger edition of Oct. 25, Kari Dixon stated that "If there are 169 Reagan supporters, then there should be an organization on campus showing this support." To this I must ask why? Being a Republican, at least at heart, I don't feel the need to go around telling everyone even though I am not ashamed. I appreciate the fact that there is a Young Democrats Club on campus and I sincerely thank them for the mock elections. I have been approached by a group of students who wish to form a Young Republicans Club. Perhaps we should consider that it is better to show support for our preferred candidates at the polls rather than have students, Democrats and Republicans, running around this university trying to better each other at organization. As long as the Ranger keeps printing objective views of the 1984 Presidential race, I see no need for outspoken students trying to impose their views on others. I wish Miss Dixon good luck with her club for I believe they can accomplish much. I understand that the Young Republicans Club might still be forming. Let us hope the interest in politics and those in Washington, D.C. does not die after Nov. 6. It is important for people to get involved at least as much during the time that the laws that govern us are being formulated as in the present. Luis Valldejuli Rep. and Dem. party platforms Purpose of the Republican Party, according to their 1984 p latform: "We declare ourselves the party of hope - not for some, but for all. The Republicans' vision of America's future and the heart of the platform, begins with a basic premise: From freedom comes opportunity; from opportunity comes growth; from growth comes progress.", The Purpose of the Democratic Party, according to their 1984 p latform: "In the economy, we are committed to economic growth, prosperity and jobs. For the individual, we are committed to justice, decency and opportunity. For a nation, we are committed to peace, 4 strength and freedom.,". 4 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Expansion of Well Week shows great success here by Laur een Wawro If you f elt a little bit guilty last week as you popped open a bag of potato chips or took the elevator instead of the stairs, you had good reason to. Well Week was Oct. 22-26 at Parkside, and students were inundated by healthy hints and services, due to the work of Edith Isenberg and Student Health Services. Isenberg, Coordinator of S tudent Health Services, began using Well Day as a tool to promote health awareness for the past seven years. "In general, what we're trying to do is create an awareness of wellness and encourage faculty, staff and students to take advantage of our services," she said. This year Well Day was expanded into Well Week. Blood pressu re checks Monday evening and on Friday gave ev eryone the opportunity to not only have their blood pressure checked, but to discuss the results with trained medical personnel. These services offered during Well Week were free. On Tuesday, the Student Health Services held an open house and Thursday found some of the staff manning a video machine in Main Place showing two films on love by Dr. Leo Buscaglia. The main event of the week was Well Day on Wednesday. Seven years ago, Isenberg set out on a search for agencies to participate in Well Day. "We looked for agencies in Racine and Kenosha who could provide services and information to the students," said Isenberg. The agencies selected did just that, and many still do, since most of the original agencies were still participating this year. The services and information offered by these many agencies were almost endless. Pamphlets on everything from alcoholism to sickle cell anemia were available from the more than 30 agencies who set up booths in the Union and on the Concourse. Every booth was occupied by persons eager to give information and advice. F<* those who relate better to a computer than to nurses and doctors, the Food Service Department at Kenosha Memorial Hospital offered the chance to play a computer game on health and nutrition. The Red Cross was on hand with its CPE mannequin and persons willing to train others in this life-saving method. Diabetes, Colo-Rectal, Vision, Foot and Sickle Cell Anemia screenings were offered by registered nurses and medical technologists. Isenberg estimated that "On the average, 150 people went through a screening." Visitors could have their lung capacity, height and weight checked, and those who felt brave enough could find out their blood type through a somewhat painless procedure. Isenberg feels interest in Well Week is growing. "I'm excited about it," she said. "I think that in general, interest is growing, because of the national interest in health." Dean publishes bibliography on Greene Interpreting media reader oriented by Jill Whitney Nielsen "There is so much accumulated knowledge today it presents us with both its strengths and weaknesses," stated Florence Shipek, anthropology professor, who gave a speech on how t o interpret the media. She also stated, "Everything you read, hear and see has a bias and is intended to influence you." Shipek suggested "reading widely, objectively^ critically and analytically." This includes reading newspapers from all sides of the political spectrum. Shipek also stated words can be used to bias a viewpoint. "If you use an unpleasant word (to describe something), the thing being described will beWrite a letter to the Editor come unpleasant." Shipek also pointed out the importance of knowing how to read an article. "Know who the author is, what the purpose (of t he article) is, who it is written for, what is presented as evidence and what is quoted." Shipek stated when choosing candidates for a political office to "look at what they (the candidates) do and not just at what they say. People hear what they want to hear. Listen carefully and don't let your biases interfere with what you're hearing." Shipek added, "You must get both sides; if not, you're letting others make the decision for you." Parkside English professor James Seay Dean has published the most comprehensive bibliography ever on critical works and editions related to the English Renaissance writer Robert Greene, the first fulltime professional English author. Dean, who specializes in English Renaissance literature began work on "Robert Greene: A Reference Guide" eight years ago. The 283- page volume, published by the Boston- based G.K. Hall and Co., is a guide to scholarly criticism of Greene from 1675 to 1979 and provides an exhaustive, annotated bibliography as well as an index listing criticism according to author, title and subject. Dean's book is the definitive bibliography of works relating to Greene and is international in scope, referring to articles and books written in many languages, including French, Italian, Russian, German, Polish and Japanese. Greene, who wrote plays, romances, pamphlets and poems, was a contemporary of William Shakespeare, with whom he collaborated on some of Shakespear's early plays. Several of Greene's plays became sources for Shakespeare's plays. Greene, England's most popular author in the late 16th century, frequently wrote about the London underworld. He lived with the sister of London's most notorious criminal of the day. Greene's plays provided Shakespeare and others with models of the double-plot and of heroines who play major roles. LSAT GRE Law School Admission Graduate Record Test Review Exam Review SECTION 1: SECTION I: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday September 15-22 Sept. 29 & Oct. 6-7 SECTION II SECTION II: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday November 10-17 Nov. 17 & Dec. 1-2 9 am - 5 pm 9 am - 5 pm $115 $130.00 MU Campus MU Campus For more information, contact; ITVV Ai TU T Marquette University Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee Wl 53223 (414) 224-7465 Week at the Park Get a "fresh start" Tuesday EVENTS Thursday, Nov. 1 MOVIE: "All the President's Men" (PG) will be shown at 3:3d p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE: "The Spirit of the Beehive" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. Friday, Nov. 2 MOVIE: "All the President's Men" will be re peated at 1:30 p.m. and 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Saturday, Oct. 27 BUS TRIP: to the Lyric Opera House in Chicago. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Spirit of the Beehive" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema . All sea ts are sold. Sunday, Nov. 3 MOVIE: "Spirit of the Beehive" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film series. MOVIE: "All the President's Men" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cine ma. Tuesday, Nov. 6 WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. SHORT COURSE: "Stress Management" starts at 7 p.m in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "The Candidate" (PG) will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Vote Union Cinema. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Nov. 7 MUSIC: "Rhombus" will perform starting at 12 noon in Union Square. Admission is free. Sponsored by PA B. SLIDE LEACURE: by Ruth Duckworth of the University of Chicago at 2 p .m. in GR 101. She will talk on the evolution of her creative work. The event is free and open to the public. SHORT COURSE: "Update on Dermatology" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. "The Gender Gap" shown The Racine Chapter of the National Organization for Women will be showing the film "The Gender Gap" on Nov. 5 at 7:30 p.m. at the Racine YWCA, 740 College Ave. The program is free and open to the public. For information contact Alice Shuman, 637-8811. RANGER 5 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 PSGA passes off campus events policy Sculptor presents lecture by Jill Whitney Nielsen The PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) Senate last Thursday approved a revised off-campus policy stating that although student organizations and clubs are expected to use University facilities when sponsoring an event, this requirement can be waived in certain circumstances. One of the revisions of the policy states that all waiver requests are to be reviewed by the Chair of SOC, the Chair of the Student Services Committee in PSGA and the Coor- Bayuzick art wins award Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick has won a juror's award in the 1984 Hoyt National Painting and Drawing Show at the Hoyt Institute of Fine Arts in New Castle, Pa. The award was given to Bayuzick for his recent airbrush painting titled "Resurrection of JoJo," and was selected by judge Dr. Louis Zona, director of the Butler Institute of American Art in Youngstown, Ohio. About 40 works were chosen for awards from more than 400 entries from around the nation. Bayuzick, whose surrealist, dream-inspired paintings have won a number of awards in national juried exhibitions, also currently is showing his work at the 46th Arrowhead Biennial Juried Exhibition at the Duluth Art Institute in Minnesota, and recently exhibited in the Wisconsin Art Education Association Members' Juried Exhibit at the UW-Milwaukee Art Galleries. Bayuzick also recently published an article title "From Dream-Motif dinator of Student Activities. Another revision is the requirement that an advisor be present at an event may be waived under "appropriate circumstances." This policy took effect Oct. 25. The 1985-86 PSGA budget of $13,132 was also approved by the Senate. The budget increases are due to an increase in the phone bill and an increase in the travel budget. The travel budget was increased to accommodate trips to monthly United Council meetings at various campuses. to Painted Phantasmagoria," which appeared in the publication Dreamworks and described his artistic approach. The article included pictures illustrating the development of several of Bayuzick's recent paintings. Bayuzick earned a master of fine arts degree from the Ohio University School of Art and joined Parkside in 1977. Baugrud writes for state Parkside Extension professor Kim Baugrud has co-written a handbook on supervising the mentally retarded criminal offender for state probation and parole agents. Baugrud and Samuel Stellman, professor at UW-Extension's Criminial Justice Institute in Milwaukee, received a $1,300 grant from the Wisconsin State Council of the Knights of Columbus to write the handbook, which is expected to be used by personnel in Wisconsin's 72 counties. The Knights of Columbus grant is the 15th to Baugrud in the past eleven years, totalling more than $30,000 to fund programs in the area of law enforcement and mental retardation. The handbook details methods of identifying and assisting mentally retarded persons caught up in the criminal justice system. It includes chapters on characteristics and causes of mental retardation, services available to the mentally retarded offender, common offenses and guidelines for counseling. Internationally known artist Ruth Duckworth will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Nov. 7, to speak about her development as a ceramic sculptor. She will present a free public slide lecture on the evolution of her creative work at 2 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 101 and later she will meet with art students for critiques and discussions. Duckworth's appearance at Parkside is being organized by the university's art discipline and funded by the Exxon Corp. Duckworth's creative work in clay encompasses a wide spectrum of expressive organic forms, ranging from intimately scaled vessels to massive sculptures and roomsized relief murals. Her main inspiration is nature, and her art transforms phenomena such as underwater or plant life, weather patterns and the human form into sensuously abstracted motifs. She also works in a variety of techniques, including high-fired porcelain, raku and stoneware processes. Currently Duckworth is affiliated with the Exhibit A Gallery in Chicago, where she has had three solo shows. She has also shown her work internationally, including solo shows in London, Washington, Tokyo, Hamburg, New York and Rotterdam and has participated in numerous group exhibits elsewhere around the world. Over the years Duckworth has also completed many major commissions, including a 400 square foot stoneware mural for the Hinds Laboratory at the University of Chicago titled "Earth, Water and Sky," and a 240 square foot mural for the Dresdner Bank at the Chicago Board of Trade Building. Her work is also in the public collection of museums throughout the world, including the Art Institute of Chicago, National Museum of Kyoto, the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., the Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam and Windsor Castle. Duckworth was born in Hamburg, Germany in 1919 and received most of her art education in England, attending the Liverpool School of Art, the Hammersmith School of Art and the Central School of Arts and Crafts. It was in London that she discovered clay to be the ideal medium for her expressive ideas, and her influence on the traditions of pottery in England during the 1950's was immediate and dramatic. In 1964 Duckworth came to the fHm '• United States to teach at the University of Chicago as a visiting artist, and she remained in that position until 1977. Since then she has given numerous workshops and seminars throughout the country. She also taught at the Central School of Arts and Crafts in London before coming to the States. In 1982 she received an honorary doctorate from DePaul University for her contributions to the arts. Economic recovery still possible by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor "Whoever is in the White House for the next four years, economically the outlook is good. Inflation should stay down, interest rates should stay down and economic growth should be at about 3-4 percent," stated Bill Rieber, assistant professor of Economics, at the recent Issues Forum titled "Deficit and Substantiability of the Economic Recovery." Reiber pointed out three of the major effects of the budget deficit: it will increase interest rates, it will reduce investment in plant and equipment and the demand for housing, and it will raise the value of the dollar. Rieber explained, "Every industrialized country has a deficit. The budget deficit will raise interest rates, which can reduce investment in plant and equipment and the demand for housing. Deficits actually show that there is an excess of government spending over receipts. "In terms of foreign market, the value of the dollar dies raise, and in ways this is a reflection of our strength. It's beginning to show a healthy recovery," said Rieber. There are methods of reducing the budget which could come through economic growth, reducing government spending or raising taxes. "It doesn't look like economic growth will be substantial enough for reduction," said Rieber. "Mondale's plan to raise the taxes and reducing government spending doesn't seem to be happening." On the issue of poverty, Rieber said, "There is an unequal distribution of wealth, income distribution has become more unequal over the past four years instead of more equal. Rieber also explained the indexation of the tax system which will go into effect in 1985. "An example would be, if your gross income was $20,000 and the tax rate was 20 percent, the taxes paid would be $4000. That would leave a disposable income of $16,000. If you assume that prices rise by 50 percent and gross income rises by 50 percent, without indexation of the tax system, a $30,- 000 gross income would be taxed 25 percent and have a disposable income of $22,500. With indexation of the tax system, that same $30,000 would be taxed 20 percent and have a disposable income of $24,000. This doesn't benefit the higher income individuals." Grant awarded to library project The Urban Corridor Consortiumgroup of University of Wisconsin ampuses in the eastern part of the tate-has awarded an $8,000 grant 5r a cooperative library acquisiions project that will focus on rban ethnic studies material, be atalogued at Parkside and be shard among campuses through existlg inter-library loan services. Campuses in the Consortium are arkside, UW-Milwaukee, UW-Oshkosh and UW-Green Bay. The project seeks to broaden the base of urban research resources by acquiring print and non-print material in urban ethnic studies with an emphasis on medium-sized cities, said Nicholas C. Burckel, associate director of Parkside's Wyllie Library- Learning Center. Burckel said Parkside has compiled a list of nearly 100 Consortium faculty, librarians and administrators whose teaching or research interests lie in urban ethnic studies. "UW-Parkside is a particularly appropriate institution to undertake this project because it directly serves two medium-sized cities-Kenosha and Racine-with significant ethnic minority populations," Burckel said. "UW-Parkside's faculty in the social and behavioral sciences both teach and research in these areas." Bottle of Redken or RK Shampoo with every Shampoo, Cut, & Style at 3519 52nd Street Kenosha, Wl Phone 654-6154 •••SPECIAL OFFER*** FREE TANNING SESSION In our new suntanning beds Call for appointment Bring In This Ad Offer Expires 12/10/84 6 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 With six you get eggroll PAC hosts IABC speaker by Natalie P. Haberman Every once in a while you stumble across a restaurant that seems to have it all. The Chartroom, located at 209 Dodge Street in Racine appeared to be one of tho se places. The Chartroom is a cozy, softly lit bar and restaurant that sports nautical overtones. It is a perfect place to relax, have a few drinks (the prices are reasonable) and enjoy quiet conversation. The view of the moon reflecting off Root River completes the scenario. Unfortunately, we ordered dinner. Considering the effect of the setting, the menu was a disappointment. It featured appetizers, grilled sandwiches and a limited selection of full dinners, including shrimp and chicken. The Chartroom Special is a hamburger topped with slices of bratwurst and melted cheese. (Sound good? I didn't think so either.) In all honesty, I have no one but myself to blame when I let my hunger override my instinct to avoid a place that has chicken listed under the "From the Deep" section of the menu. Feeling adventurous, I ordered a cup of chili and a chicken filet sandwich with Bar-B-Que sauce on the side. The chili was chunky, hot and bland, but tasted better when I added ketchup to its watery contents. At $1.50, it was no bargain. The chicken filet sandwich ($1.50) had very little chicken or flavor and was served on a cold, untoasted bun. My friend's medium-rare cheeseburger ($1.85) a rrived burned and the grilled onions were prepared in the deep fryer instead of a grill-top stove. This produces greasy strands of soft, brown onions. The baskets of fries and cheese curds ($1.00 each) were average at best. The check total came to $11.92 and included two rounds of drinks and one large soft drink. Had the food been of superior quality, we would have considered the money well spent. Owned and operated by the Pugh Retail price referendum examined A group, entitled "Citizens to Repeal Unnecessary Regulation" has been formed to promote a "No" vote in the City of Kenosha November 6 Referendum regarding the question to keep the mandatory unit price marking ordinance. The referendum question reads as follows: "Shall the City of Kenosha keep the retail price display ordinance which requires that individual packages of every consumer commodity offered for retail sale bear the price of such commodity in prominently displayed, easily readable Arabic numerals?" Frank D. Husk, 5207 39th Street, Kenosha, was elected Chairman, and Louis J. Micheln, 3200 14th Place, Kenosha, was elected Treasurer. The committee is promoting a "No" vote for the following reasons: • 1. The Kenosha Shoppers will save money with the new modern types of stores which will be esta- CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 In music, high 4 Beg 9 Ventilate 12 Hawaiian wreath 13 Wash lightly 14 Female deer 15 Numbers game 17 Precious stone 19 Kind of bean 21 Fermented drink 22 Forecast 25 Surgical thread 29 A state: abbr. 30 Bar legally 32 Story 33 Choose 35 Uncanny 37 Girl's name 38 Act 40 Waltz 42 Teutonic deity 43 Gastropod moliusk 45 Assistants 47 A wing 49 Go by water 50 Church dignitary 54 Sacred images 57 Lubricate 58 Engine 60 Republican party: init. 61 Scottish cap 62 Collect 63 Period of time DOWN 1 Everyone 2 Baseball's Durocher 3 Name 4 Pledge 5 Chinese distance measure 6 Goal 7 A continent 8 Transactions 9 Fuss 10 Electrified particle 11 Communist 16 Rise and fall of o cean 18 Encounter 20 Performed 22 Urges on 23 Mature 24 The Pentateuch 26 Chinese pagoda 27 More ancient 28 Approaches 31 Evergreen trees 34 Beverage 36 Baker's products 39 Face of watch 41 Heroic event 44 South American animal 46 Encomium 48 Tiny particle 50 Vessel 51 Inlet 52 Shade tree 53 Greek letter 55 Conjunction 56 Health resort 59 Bone Puzzler answers on Page h blished in the City. Currently, Kenosha shoppers spend over $100 million annually out of town to patronize these types of st ores. • 2. Kenosha shoppers will have an increased CHOICE of types of stores to patronize. • 3. Faster checkout. • 4. Fewer errors in price ringups. • 5. Improved customer service. • 6. A more detailed sales receipt, can provide customers with itemized records of brand names, type of products, SAVINGS from coupons, use of food stamps, and bottle returns, in addition to the information now available. • 7. Most stores will continue pricing as they have done in the past. Stores using the new scannertype check-out systems will clearly display prices for the convenience of Kenosha shoppers. • 8. New jobs will be created as new retail operations will be attracted to Kenosha. These new stores will also add to the property tax base of Kenosha. • 9. More jobs will be added to expansion of some existing business. These expansions will add property tax values to the City of Kenosha. • 10. Shoppers will be able to make more of their purchases in Kenosha. Consumers will save time and travel costs now being spent to shop at stores in adjacent Counties. • ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION + • & TYPING • • • Letters - Resumes • • Term Papers • t Student Rates f • PHONE 637-3600 • 6 Jacqueline Anderson 6 • 1441 Park Avenue • • Racine, Wisconsin 4 There is an organization that can benefit business and communication majors. The International Association of Business Communicators offers many programs and activities for students and professionals. IABC has i nternational and local chapters. Members of the organization attend monthly dinner meetings with speakers on communication topics, participate in annual workshops and seminars, enter state-wide award competitions, re- Mondale campaign seeks help outside ceive a monthly newsletter, interact with professionals with similar career goals and utilize a local jobplacement service. Terry Manion, a member of IABC, will visit the campus to discuss IABC and the benefits of the organization for business and communication students. Manion will meet with students on Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 105. T he meeting is sponsored by the Parkside Association of Communicators. family, The Chartroom has a great location (docking space for boaters is a major draw), friendly employees and an atmosphere unlike any place else in Racine. But when it comes down to the main attraction, The Chartroom is a flop..hook, line and sinker. The Mondale/Ferraro campaign organizers in Racine need help distributing literature and phoning districts. On Saturday, Nov. 3 and Sunday, Nov. 4 there will be a literature drop and volunteers are needed. People interested in helping the campaign can pick up literature and a route at the campaign headquarters, 207 6th Street, Racine, or at UAW Local 180, 3323 Kearney Ave., Racine. People are also needed to call residents in certain districts and urge them to vote. Ten phones will need to be manned by volunteers. For more information about how to help the campaign, contact Jennifer Meisner, 633-9803 o r Ted Masters, 631-5987. Club Events Dart Team On Saturday, Nov. 3, the UWPDT will host the Whitewater Dart Team in a Tournament at Parkside. This will be the first time another school's team had the nerve to actually play Parkside at home. The Dart Team welcomes all students to attend the tournament, starting at 4:30 p.m. in the Rec Center. There will be a social gathering after the decimation of the upstart scum from Whitewater. If you wish to defend the honor of the glorious UWPDT, there will be Dart Team Qualification Tournament Friday at 2 p.m. in the Rec Center. The team needs two more Cricket players and one more 301 player. Join the few, the proud, the Dart Team. Psychology Club The Psychology Club Speaker Series, "Career Options in Psychology" presents Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. He will discuss t he application of his Ph.D. in Counseling and Guidance in his present work. It will be held in Moln. 107 at 1 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 5. International Student Organization ISO will b e hold a general meeting on Monday, Nov. 5 at 1 p.m. in Union 202. All members and non members welcome. Parkside Association of Communicators PAC is sponsoring a tour of Channel 6 Television station in Milwaukee on Monday, Nov. 5. We will congrgate in front of the library at 3:30 where maps and transportation will be provided. The tour is free and promises to be an interesting and entertaining educational experience for all who wish t o attend. A speaker from the International Association of Business Communicators will be on Campus Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 1 p.m. Terry Manion will discuss the benefits of IABC membership and the advantages of the organization to both students and working professionals. All communication and business majors, minors and interested and uninterested others are encouraged to attend. Geology Friday, Nov. 16, Dr. William Mode, assistant professor of Geology at Oshkosh, will present a colloquium entitled "Late quarternary environments of Baffin Island, Canada." Dr. Mode will discuss the paleo-climatic conditions of the northern Arctic based on studies of glacial deposits and analysis of fossil pollen assemblages (palynology). On Fr iday, Nov. 30, Dr. Peter A. Nielsen, assistant Professor of Geology, will present a colloquium on "Core Processes and Loithosphere Evolution." The colloquium discusses a model that may account for the driving forces of plate techtonics for the past two billion years and for the formation of the continental crust as far back in time as 3.8 billion y ears, the age of the oldest preserved crust. All colloquia are held in GR 113 at 1 p.m. Everyone is welcome to attend. The Geology club is also sponsoring the annual Fall semester Rock, Gem and Mineral show, from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Wednesday-Friday Nov. 7-9. Donations from the exhibitors to the Geology Club are used to help offset expenses related to the club's annual field trips. Past trips have included 10 day to 3 week trips to examine first-hand the geology of the Adirondack region, the Smokey Mountains and Blue Ridge Province, the Black Hills and the Colorado Plateaus. This year the show will have 10 exhibitors offering jewelery, clocks, wind chimes and many other items fashioned from rocks and minerals. It provides an excellent opportunity to get some early Christmas shopping done and offers unique products to the Racine and Kenosha area. RANGER 7 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 "The Color Purple" Walker displays genius as novelist; poet by Joan Mattox Alice Walker: poet, novelist, literary genius. She proved it last year with "The Color Purple." Its strong literary contributions won her the 1983 Pulit zer Prize for fiction. The first black woman to win this award, she is becoming more familiar to the readers of America as well as those of o ther countries. "The Color Purple" centers around Georgia and Africa. The principal voice is that of Celie, who has been raped by a man presumed to be her father, robbed of her two children and married to a man she has no love for. Her sister, Nettie, runs away so she won't suffer the same fate that her sister did. Nettie is befriended by missionaries, a man and wife who had unwittingly adopted Ceilie's children. Separated for thirty years, the two sisters live in ignorance of e ach other's circumstances because Celie's husband refuses to give Celie the letters that Nettie writes. Celie's own sense of shame concerning her past is so great that the only comfort she receives is when she writes to God. But life for Celie begins to change for the better when her husband's lover, Shug Avery, comes to live with them. Honest, poignant, funny, sad - and it breaks new ground in fiction with the portrayal of the bonding of women. Walker once said that family relationships are sacred. Much of h er work portrays the spiritual and physical devastation that occurs when family trust is violated. One example of this is her short story "The Child Who Favored Daughter." It is the story of a black father and his reactions to his daughter's love for a married white man. The father saw, in his childhood, his sister acting the same way that his daughter is now. "When he was a boy he had a sister called 'Daughter.' She was like honey, tawny, wild and sweet ... nor did she care for the love that came to her too easily. When he begged her not to go out, to stay with him, she laughed at him and went her way, sleeping here, sleeping there ... wherever she was needed, she would say, and would laugh." Since his daughter is in love with a white man, as was his sister, he automatically assumes her a slut. "A slight, pretty flower that grows on any ground; and flowers pledge no allegiance to banners of any man." Walker states that she can relate to this situation because it happened to her. She fell in love with a white man, was engaged to him, but her father couldn't understand it. She wrote this story to better understand the depth of her father's antagonism. Another story from the "In Love and In Trouble" collection is "To Hell with Dying." This is Walker's first published work. It is also her most autobiographical piece. She wrote it while attending Sarah Lawrence College. The story takes place in her home town of Eatonton, Georgia. An old man named Mr. Sweet lived on a nearby farm. He always claimed he was going to die, so all the children in Walker's family would rush over to him to smother him with kisses and claim their love for him. "And whoever was the smallest at the time would kiss him all over his wrinkled, brown face and begin to tickle him so that he would laugh all down in his stomach." Mr. Sweet would quickly recover. Years later, when he died, Walker was away at school and didn't have the money to come to his funeral. Her gift to him was this story. Some of Walker's stories were derived from her mother's old folk stories. Walker's mother told her how poor people in the "olden days" had to make up home remedies for the sick people. "She used to crack me up with the story about my brother who stuttered and they couldn't figure out what to do about it. So finally someone told her to hit him in the mouth with a cow's melt. It's something raw and wet and bloody, and you get a grip on it and just hit the stutterer in the mouth with it. That would make anyone stop stuttering or stop talking altogether. But anyway she did it; she hit him in the mouth with the cow's melt and he stopped stuttering. She also told the family about how she would make tea out of the horse's hoof when one of them fell ill." When Walker was living in Mississippi, s he wrote most of these stories, one being "Strong Horse Tea." The "Third Life of Grange Copeland" centers around the life of a young black girl named Ruth and her grandfather named Grange. The word that best describes this book is realism. When I read the book, I could actually visualize everything Walker describes: the trees, the hills and sky - and feel the pain and the struggle of the family. These sensations are not something every writer can put down on paper, but Walker definitely has this gift. One book that I have not yet read is "Meridian." Critics say that this is also a book with a feeling. Some critics say it's her best, while some claim that the book is no thing more than a collection of scrambled, unconstructive thoughts. Its plot centers around the life of a civil rights worker. Walker is also a genius when it comes to poetry. One book of poetry is called "Revolutionary Petunias and Other Poems." When I read "Revolutionary Petunias," I had to read it over several times because the meaning is subtle. The poem is about a woman named Sammy Lou who kills the white man who murdered her husband. She goes to the electric chair at the end, but obviously fee ls no regret. On her way to the electric chair, she tells her children, "Don't y'll forgit to water my purple petunias," a statement that shows she feels life for others will go on even though hers will terminate in a matter of minutes. Another poem, titled "For My Sister Molly Who In the Fifties" is about Walker's sister, who she felt deserted the rest of th e family. Her sister went away to college and when she came home she would always correct the family's grammar or scowl at their choice of dress or food. Then one day she left. Walker understands now it was the best thing for her sister to do, because sometimes members of a family grow so far apart that it is best to go their own separate ways instead of staying together and hurting each other. When she wrote that poem, she didn't feel that way. She was deeply hurt and resentful. This month a new collection of Walker's poetry will appear on the market, called "Horses Make a Landscape More Beautiful." This brilliant author is definitely a voice of o ur time. Ed. Note: A motion picture based on "The Color Purple" is presently in production. THE PARKSIDE UNION ANNOUNCES SEMESTER BREAK IN... PUIS 10% TAX St SERVICE Includes: Round trip jet airfare, oceanfront first class hotel, ground transfers, gratuities, group escort, etc. FOR INFORMATION, CONTACT UNION RM. 209 OR CALL 553-2294 Editorial Vote Mondale Continued from Page 2 Mondale is pro-choice on the abortion issue and is against an amendment allowing organized prayer in public schools. He is against the secret war in Nicaragua and has vowed to end it in his first 100 days in office. Mondale supports a mutually verifiable nuclear freeze and supports a moratorium on the testing of anti-satellite weapons, provided the Soviets remain loyal to their moratorium. He also proposes a military budget increase of three to four percent as opposed to Reagan's seven percent increase. The facts are painfully clear. The programs of t he Reagan administration have only helped those in this country who need help the least -. .the wealthy. Reagan ran four years ago on the policy that government should get off the backs of the people yet he wants the government to interfere in the public's most private issues, like abortion and prayer. And his administration is isolated, unrealistic and imperialistic in its foreign policy. Money is being wasted to support a plan of action that is drawing us closer to the time when a nuclear war is a possible consequence. The choice is very clear. If you want a country that ignores the poor and chooses to dump billions of d ollars into defense, consistantly forgetting that we share this globe, then vote for Ronald Reagan. If vou want a country that helps the poor, unemployed, struggling students women and children, realizes we must communicate with the Soviets, and believes in the rights of the individual in personal and governmental matters, then vote for Walter Mondale. Vote on Tuesday, Nov. 6. 8 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Reasan/Bush/Mondale/Ferraro A look at the issues and their stands The impending Presidential election will take place next Tuesday. Because both parties have been registering new voters at a rapid pace, the act of voting has become even more important. Because the ballots cast possess so much importance, the Ranger has compiled a summary of the candidates and the issues from the Congressional Quarterly and the New York Times to give readers a clear, factual presentation of the issues, without rhetoric or emotion. It is hoped that a better-informed electorate will make the political process function more effectively. pline - one that would not penalize those dependent on the government for help - and it's high time that this be done," he said at the Economic Club in October. Ronald Reagan favors a constitutional amendment that prohibits legal abortions except when the life of the mother is in danger. "I believe that no challenge is more important to the character of America than restoring the right to life to all human beings. Without that right, no other rights have meaning," he said in a speech to the National Religious Broadcasters on Jan. 30. Reagan favors a constitutional amendment in favor of organized prayer in the public schools. "The Ronald Reagan, Republican presidential incumbent Ronald Reagan, the 40th U.S. president, was born in Tampico, HI. in 1911. He was the governor of California from 1966-1974. He was elected to the presidency on Nov. 4, 1980. Reagan maintains that he will not raise taxes. "Raising taxes will not encourage people...to work harder and be productive; raising taxes will not stimulate investment; raising taxes will not give business the incentive to innovate and make their companies more competitive," he said at a rally on Oct. 2 in Corpus Christi, Texas. Reagan supports a constitutional amendment requiring a mandatory balanced budget. "Democrats in the house killed the balanced budget amendment in 1982 and their leadership still resists allowing a vote on that amendment. Now, I recognize that idea wouldn't be a cure-all. It wouldn't even go into effect right away. But I believe it would force the leadership of the congress to work with the president on a long term budget of real discitruth is, politics and religion are inseparable. And, as morality's foundation, religion and politics are necessarily related. We need religion as a guide," he said on Aug. 22 at a prayer meeting in Dallas. Reagan believes that the main threat to peace and the American value system is the Soviet Union. As he has stated in countless speeches, Reagan's essential ideas in 1980 and 1984 are that "the Soviet Union is the chief source of trouble in the world, and that the U.S. has to strengthen itself diplomatically and militarily to counter the Soviet threat," quotes the Sept. 1, 1984 issue of the Congressional Quarterly. Reagan has proposed an annual 10 percent budget increase for the Pentagon. He supports the Stealth bomber and the Trident submarine, the M-X missile and the B-l bomber. Reagan has proposed the development of space-based anti-missile missiles ("Star Wars"). He has not made any serious departures from the basic elements of the post- WWII foreign policy. "He has embraced foreign aid and maintained the U.S. presence in the United Nations, the World Bank and other international bodies. He has held negotiations, reluctantly, with Cuba, Nicaragua and the Soviet Union," said the Sept. 1, 1984 Congressional Quarterly. The president has announced a program of $630 million in loans to farmers, and is offering them a chance to write off some interest owed the government. Reagan claims that his environmental policy, one of less regulation, is one of the "best kept secrets in Washington. In many big cities, the number of d ays on which pollution alerts are declared has gone down. And, if you live near a • river, you may have noticed that the signs have been coming down that used to warn people not to fish or swim," he said in a radio address on July 14. Reagan also maintains that his budget, which originally attempted to cut funding to Social Security, Medicare, indignant pregnant women and undergraduates requesting financial aid, is fair. "All of the programs for the needy that are means-tested programs, they were $47 billion in cost when we came here. They're around $64 billion... we are aiding more people and spending more money on these programs than has ever been spent in history. So, there's no basis for this demagoguery that somehow we have punished...the needy." Walter Mondale Democratic presidential challenger Walter F. Mondale was born in 1928 a t Ceylon, Minn. He was appointed on Dec. 30, 1964 to fill the seat of Senator Hubert Humphrey, who was elected vice-president. He was elected to a full senate term in 1966 and re-elected in 1972. He was elected the 42nd vice-president on Nov. 4, 1976. Mondale declared that he will raise taxes, but that he will do it according to income, with those who make the most income paying the most taxes. "Here is the truth about our future; we are living on borrowed money and borrowed time. Those deficits hike interest rates, clobber exports, stunt investments, kill jobs, undermind growth, cheat our kids and shrink our future," he said in his nomination acceptance speech of July 19. Mondale does not support a constitutional amendment requiring a balanced budget. He is against a constitutional amendment prohibiting legal abortions. "This is one of the roughest questions of American life, and it's a question I've prayed about for a long time. I cannot bring myself to support the so-called amendment that seems to be the test," he said in Tupelo, Miss, on Sept. 13. Mondale is against a constitutional amendment that allows organized prayer in public schools. "I believe in an America that honors what Thomas Jefferson first called 'the wall of separation between Church and State.' That freedom has made our faith unadulterated and intimidated. Today the religion clauses of the First Amendment do not need to be fixed; they need to be followed," he said at the convention on Sept. 6. Mondale has limited experience in foreign affairs. Initially, he was in favor of the Vietnam War. "Foreign policy has never been Mondale's strong suit. During his eleven years in the senate, Mondale did not develop a reputation as a specialist in international matters; he concentrated on domestic issues," said the Sept. 1,1984 Congressional Weekly. Mondale has proposed a 3 or 4 percent increase in military spending. He supports the Stealth bomber and the Trident submarine, but opposes the MX missile and the B-l bomber. Mondale has proposed a moratorium on the testing of anti-satellite weapons, contingent on Moscow's continuation of its previously announced moratorium on tests. He has promised to help farmers by halting farm foreclosures and stretching loan payments. He has stated that he will be tougher on those who pollute. "I will end the lawlessness that's destroying our environment. I will take polluters to court, not to lunch," he said in front of the Sierra Club on Sept. 19. Mondale has proposed adding $22 billion in social programs. "My budget is fair. A budget is an x-ray of our values. It says what kind of people we are. My budget is fair to the most vulnerable people in our society, who bore the brunt of Mr. Reagan's budget cuts. And it is fair to average-income families who got no relief from Mr. Reagan's tax cuts," he said on Sept. 10. George Bush Republican vice-presidential incumbent George Bush was born in Milton, Mass. in June 1924. He was elected the House from 1966 to 1970. He was the U.S. Ambassador to the U.N from 1970 t o 1976 a nd Director of the CIA in 1976 and 1977. He was elected 43rd vice president in November, 1980. Bush does not believe in a tax increase to reduce the deficit. He supports a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. He also favors a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortions except when the mother's life is in danger. He supports a constitutional amendment to allow organized prayer in the public schools. He is in favor of the MX missile and the B-l bomber. He favors an increase in defense spending and a reduction in social spending. He supports military aid to Central America and Nicaraguan rebels. He is in favor of the development of space-based anti-missile defenses. Bush supports Reagan's foreign policy. "Because our president has stood firm in the defense of my freedom, America has gained respect throughout the world," he said in the Sept. 7, 1984 C ongressional Quarterly. Geraldine Ferraro Democratic vice-presidential challenger Geraldine Ferraro was born in 1935 in Newbury, N.Y. She was elected to the house in 1970 and was re-elected in 1980 and 1982. She is currently serving on the House Committee on Budget, Public Works and Transportation and the Select Committee on Aging. Geraldine Ferraro supports a tax increase to reduce the deficit. She does not support a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. She is personally against abortion, but does not support a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion. She also does not favor a constitutional amendment allowing organized prayer in public schools. Geraldine Ferraro is against the M-X Missile and the B-l bomber. She believes that defense spending should be reduced and social spending increased. She supports barring tests of the anti-satellite missile unless the Soviets test first.. She is against economic aid to Central America and funding for Nicaraguan rebels. Geraldine Ferraro does not support Reagan's foreign policy. "When she talks about Reagan's foreign policy, she often couches her thoughts in personal terms, telling how as a mother she had felt 'heartsick' after the bombing deaths of Marines in Beirut last fall," said the July 14, 1984 Congressonal Quarterly. RANGER Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Political communication vital The reason people choose to vote as they do is really a matter of perception on their own part. David Habbel, assistant Professor of Communication, currently teaches a course titled, "Political Communication," which discusses the implications involved in the upcoming election. Habbel said, "Each side has its ideologies and there are differences between the candidates and the supporters seem to be set up as a collective of independent collectives. They seem to place a value in the collective, like unions and that sort of thing. Republicans on the other hand are a collection of ind ependents; the whole group seems to be made up of more independent kinds of people. Both of these factors enter into how they communicate." Habbel explained the Democrats seemed to be leaning toward more complex arguments and there are specific reasons for that. Looking at the election just in terms of the State of the Union and Soviet relations, there are obvious differences as to how the candidates communicate about these issues. "There are two rather favorable conditions for Reagan. First, people perceive the economic conditions positively and the other is that people seem to like Reagan as a person. These things allow Reagan to reassure the public that things are all right. Mondale, however, is really agitating the American public. He's raising questions and concerns about all of the implications down the road, and that tends to make the arguments Mondale uses more complex. Mondale isn't really telling the public what they want to hear. Instead, he's telling them to take responsibility for our part in the arms race and our actions in regards to the U.S. is a ctually contributing to the unstable situation in Central America. He's pointing out an implicit blame and guilt that the American people have to accept. People don't seem to want to understand the complexity of that," said Habbel. When asked what people are basing t heir decisions on to vote for a particular candidate, Habbel stated, "It's important to remember that just because most people think something, it doesn't make something right. Democracy is not always right either, it elected Hitler. It's equally important that people have goood reasons for making their decisions in a particular way. When they ba se it on looks or popularity, what does that say about their potential decision making or the decision making structure in our country?" More women to try politics 1984 was t he first year in American hi story that a woman has been nominated to run for office on a major party ticket. This has raised many issues on the role of women in politics today and in the future and what the effect of a woman on the ticket has had. Sue Strickler, Political Science professor and the advisor of the Young Democrats Club stated, "According to some polls, having a woman on t he ticket hasn't helped. However I think this will serve as a catalyst...for women to enter politics. Women will be viewed as viable candidates." Strickler added "If Mondale and Ferraro lose, it could be detrimental, because some of the blame could be put on having a woman on the ticket." During a recent open forum, Chancellor Alan Guskin coma pared the issue of a women running for office with the issue of a Catholic running for office when Kennedy ran in 1960. "I think those of us who were alive when Kennedy ran for office remember the biggest issue was the fact that (he) was Catholic and could a Catholic be President of the United States....That was a big issue and he won. It's not an issue anymore that Ferraro's Catholic. That's a non-issue, although there's much more discrimination against women than there was against Catholics. Nevertheless, the fact that she ran, the fact that she's standing up there with Bush, that her name is on the ticket makes it much easier the second time around. In 1972 whe n Shirley Chisholm ran for office it wasn't a serious thing because it wasn't a major party. But this is a major party and there's a real difference in the country since 1972.1 think that having a woman on the ticket will make a significant difference in the future. I think you're going to see ... the whole population and women in particular react differently. Women are going to say 'Iif she did it, why can't I do it?' It's like the four minute mile. We create these artificial barriers. All of a sudden someone breaks through and we say: 'Hey, we can do that!' I think that's going to happen. More and more women are going to run for office. I think that time is going to come in the next four years. I think it was a great symbolic breakthrough. I think most women reacted strongly to a woman being nominated. I was pleasantly suprised and I think that feeling around the country multiplied over and over is going to change the nature of politics and that you're going to see a change for the better." Florence Shipek, Anthropology professor and the advisor of the Young Republicans club disagreed that a woman running for office would make much difference to the future of politics. Shipek stated, "Women have been moving forward since the thirties until, the fifties set them back." Alice S human, attorney with Albert, Jude and VanRemmen, agreed that it wouldn't change future politics. Republican group grows on campus Political experts have called it a reflection of t he country's conservative mood, or a reaction to a tighter economy. 'It" is the increase in conservatism on college campuses over the last several years, which has manifested itself during the 1984 campaign as a sharp increase in the number of college-age Republicans. The Young Republican Party has about 125,000 members nationwide, and the number is growing. The increase in numbers is perhaps most striking at Madison. While traditional liberal student leaders at Madison have been sculpting the Statue of Liberty on Lake Mendota or covering Bascom Hill with pink flamingos, Young Republicans have been busy recruiting. Two years ago, the Young Republicans had ten members. That number has grown to 120 members and 300 names, making them the largest organization at Madison. At Parkside the story is similar. The recently formed Young Republicans have ten members. "But we have not had a membership drive," says Gina G. Sheppard-Wolthausen, who formed the group several weeks ago. The group set up a booth in Molinaro Concourse last week. Sheppard-Wolthausen said the group gave away 500 Reaga n-Bush bumper stickers and pins in an hour and a half. She said she was surprised by the number of students who wanted pins to wear. Interest among professors was also strong. "I couldn't believe the faculty coming out of the closet," she said. Sheppaard-Wolthausen considers herself a political independent, however. She says she formed the group to get another point of view on campus. She does not uncritically accept the conservative view of things, she says, any more than she accepts the liberal view. "My education as an undergraduate is that 90 percent of the facts are based on somebody's opinion," she said. Ron Weller, a senior majoring in mechanical engineering, said the Republicans "appear greedy only because they have performed better in achieving their goals." He said the Republicans work on more crucial issues like national defense and foreign policy. "Most of the issues that the Democratic Party continues to introduce into their campaign are problems that could be solved more efficiently at the state and local level," Weller said. He said that while the Democratic Party is unable to run the country effectively, the Republicans have shown great political finesse by nominating an actor for president. "He was hired by the Republican Party to be a great leader," said Weller. "Reagan has done his job so well h e will be elected again." Racine/Kenosha sample ballot Presidential Ballot (Democratic) Walter F. Mondale Geraldine A. F erraro (Republican) Ronald Reagan George Bush (Libertarian) David B ergland Jim Lewis (Constitution) Bob Richards Maureen Salaman (Workers World P arty) Larry Holmes Gloria LaRiva (Independent) Lyndon M. LaRouche, Jr. Billy M. Davis (Wisconsin I ndependent Alliance) Dennis L. Serrette Nancy Ross (Citizens Party) Sonia Joh nson Richard J. Walton (Socialist Workers Party) Melvin T. Mason Matilde Zimmermann (Communist Party, U.S.A.) Gus Hall Angela T. Davis First Congressional District (Racine, Kenosha, Walworth, Rock and part of Green counties) Les Aspin (D ) Pete Jansson (R) 22nd State Senate District Joseph Andrea ( D) John N. Allen (R) Charles A. Olson (Const.) Racine Ballot 28th Senate District Lynn Adelman (D) Raymond J. Gray (R) 66th Assembly District Peter O. Selander (D) Cloyd A. Porter (R) 61st Assembly Scott Fergus (D) Donald Walsh (R) 63rd Assembly Ronald A. Sell (D) E. James Ladwig (R) 83rd Assembly Raymond J. Moyer (D) David J . Lepak (R) County Clerk Dennis Kornwolf (D) Doris Ann F remlin (R) County Treasurer Paul A. Smith (D) Diana L. Hoey (R) Sheriff Robert L. Rohner Clerk of Circuit Court Lawrence E. Flynn (D) District Attorney Gerald P. Ptacek (R) Register of Deeds Gerald M. Karwowski (D) Helen M. Schutten (R) REFERENDUM "Shall the President and Con gress make federal funds available for local jobs and programs in quality education, public transportation energy-efficient housing, improved health care and other essential services by reducing spending on nuclear weapons and programs of foreign military intervention; and to negotiate with the Soviet Union an immediate mutual halt to the testing, production and deployment of further nuclear weapons and their delivery systems." Kenosha Ballot 64th Assembly District Peter William Barca (D) Gary T. Adelsen (R) Tony Michetti (Const.) 65th Assembly District John Antaramian (D) 66th Assembly District Cloyd P orter (R) Pete Selander (D) County Clerk John Collins (D) County Treasurer Ruth M. Radatz Sheriff Fred R. Ekornaas (D) Richard J. Amason (R) Coroner Thomas J. Dorff Clerk of Circuit Court Janet I. Meier District Attorney Robert D. Zapf (D) Register of Deeds Donna M. Dietman (D) Surveyor Robert L. Smith (D) REFERENDUM: "Shall the City of Kenosha keep the retail price display ordinance which generally requires that individual packages of every consumer commodity offered for retail sale bear the price of such commodity in prominently displayed, easily readable Arabic numerals?" Politcal stories were Written and researched by Bob Kiesling, Jill Nielsen, Kari Dixon and Pat Hensiak. Graphics by Paul Berge. ——— Actress liked campus Psychology club gets active RANGER Carolyn Blackinton enjoyed working at Parkside. "I loved working on this project. I found it really interesting because a lot of tim es in professional theater you go for results, and this allowed me to work on the process of acting." Blackinton c ame to Parkside six weeks ago to be part of the cast of "Crimes of the Heart." She is a profesional actress who was hired to portray the role of Meg, giving Parkside dramatic arts students the opportunity to work with a professional and learn from her experiences. Dr. Lee VanDyke posted the position with the Actor's Equity Hot Line in Chicago. "Everyone in my age group had sent their picture in (to VanDyke). He only interviewed about ten people, so I was really lucky, and I do think of it as luck," said Blackinton. The people here at Parkside treated her "deliriously wonderful." She found VanDyke, as director, to be "...no different than many directors in professional theater. In fact, he gave me a lot ol freedom. He's a very good director." The rest of the cast members she found to be "...more honest in the play. That was a problem I was having. I wasn't as honest. It was1 making me re-evaluate and look for the truth in the play, rather than going for the laughs. "University theater has the luxury of doing art ... that's what I miss about it and that's what's so spoiling. When I got out of university theater (and into professional acting), I said 'This is theater?' because educational theater is more of an art form and there is more of an appreciaton for trying to find the truth. "Comparing professional theater to the university level, I was really surprised to find everyone was at the high quality level that they were," Blackinton said. "I had taught some classes in other places and some of the people were really terrible. Here it's incredible the quality work that you're getting. Lee (VanDyke) is doing a really remarkable job." From here Carolyn Blackinton goes to Chicago where she will be playing Brenda in "A Bedful of Foreigners" at the Drury Lane Theater. She will also be auditioning for a part in the Wisdom Bridge Theater production of "Hamlet." She is currently being seen in television commercials for the Chi- Chi's restaurants now being aired in southeastern Wisconsin. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The Psychology Club at Parkside is looking for members at all times. In their four-year existence, they have averaged a fairly small group, with about ten active members this semester. "With such a limited number of people in the club, we don't have a very strong impact," said club president Mary Jonker. The purpose of this struggling club is to familiarize psychology majors with each other, with the field of psychology and with career Vonnegut by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Kurt Vonnegut is a widely respected author whose works have time and time again found their way into the best seller lists. One of his books, "Slaughterhouse Five," also appears on another list, that of the most frequently banned books in American schools. "It's banned for ridiculous reasons," Vonnegut said at a recent press conference, "It's not an erotic book or an incitement to violence, or anything else. Years and years ago, somebody made up a list of 'bad' books. This list continues to circulate today. But it's a very dated list because the books that are on it were all published before 1972. The United States ought to celebrate that a dirty book has not been published since 1972. The whole thing is, nobody has updated the list. "Somebody tries to be a good school administrator or whatever, and doesn't know much about books. He or she gets hold of this list, from God knows where. (This person) reads the list, takes it seriously, and goes out trying to protect children, but doesn't have a very good idea how to do it. I realize that the people who are banning the books know that something is making their children crazy, and have reason to suspect it may be the books." Vonnegut also discussed his appearance in the "coffee achiever" commercial. "This is the only commercial I've ever done. I've turned down many. Coffee has indeed FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE .41 TO BANK 24-HOl R TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC opportunities. The meetings, which are held ir regularly, tend to be used for organization of planned events. This semester's event is a speaker series where guests in the field of psychology are asked to speak on the various career opportunities available to psychology maj ors. "So many people believe that the only career options for psychology majors are teaching and counseling," said club vice president Luann Simpson. "Most of us are never going to be Dr. Joyce Brothers." been my friend. It kept me awake during WWII. It got me through college. Of all the narcotics we use to get through life, it seems to be the most benign." Not everyon e was pleased to see him in the commercial, however. "I got a letter from a guy who works with Ralph Nader saying I should give the money I made from the commercial to charity, that I should be ashamed of myself, and did I realize what this stuff did to pregnant women. I wrote him back and asked him if he thought I looked pregnant in the commercial." When asked what kind of person he would like to see in the White House, Vonnegut replied that he would like to see someone who would take an interest in the future. "We have become a very short sighted nation. Nobody is looking after our grandchildren's interests. Nobody's doing much about acid rain, pollution or this enormous debt. If there was some truly unselfish person who would think of future generations, who could get into the White House, that would be a welcome change, because we're all living day to day now, not taking the long view of anything." Vonnegut also had some advice for young writers. "If I were starting out now, number one, I wouldn't marry. I wouldn't want to put a family at risk, because it's a terrible way to make a living. "I would probably go to Chicago, by J im Neibaur Feature Editor XTC has introduced us to a new low in electronic torture with their latest LP from Warner Brothers, "The Big Ex press." The album is, in a word, terrible! The high points include Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her, which bears some interesting similarities to the George-Harrison penned Beatles excursion into electronic toying Blue Jay Way and This World Over, a Peter Gabrieles- Among t he plans the Psychology Club has if more members are obtained are a Graduate Record Exam (GRE) workshop to aid students in taking this essential exam for entry into graduate school, and arrangements for undergrad senior psychology majors to work as professor assistants in 100-level courses. "Anyone interested in joining the club can stop in and talk to anyone in Molinaro 315," said Jonker. "Virtually everyone in that room is involved with the club in some capacity." photo by Rob b Luebr Kurt Vonnegut and hang around the theatrical world down there. It seems to me that American theater is very lively right now, especially in Chicago. There are young playwrights, such as Sam Shepard and David Mamet, who are doing much more interesting work than the novelists. "(A writer should) go into the art and say to hell with making a living or not. It's very disagreeable to use the arts as a business, as a way to support a family. I don't think that I would want to do it again, it's too scary. And also, it's too inhibiting. "You also have to have a monastic view about the art if you're going to go into them." que fresh air nightmare. The rest of the album is either annoyingly redundant or just plain lousy, with songs sounding like somebody just turned on a bunch of electronic gadgets and left the room, adding vocal tracks later. The songs are lyrically impressive for the most part, but these lyrics are buried so deep within the overpowering electronic muck that they render the entire LP unlistenable. Definitely a prime entry for the great record meltdown. Ranger needs writers (DI&e ^uieet ^boppE 25 OFF Assorted Toffees We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Ranger needs ad representatives A coffee achiever speaks New XTC album sucks RANGER 11 'Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge Recordreview Hope and Glory by J im Neibaur Feature Editor Overtly gay singer/songwriter Tom Robinson made some impressive wages with the explicitly gay anthems, Right On, Sisters, Glad to be Gay and 2-4-6-8 Motorway all receiving chart s tatus in the U.K. but achieving only a cult following in America. His latest, "Hope and Glory," despite a somewhat danceable cover of Steely Dan's 1974 top ten hit "Rikki Don't Lose that Number," finds Robinson's lyrics simple where they were once intelligent and weak where they were once so strong. Ev en his collaboration with Peter Gabriel, "Atmospherics: Listen to the Radio" is unworthy of either artist. The rest of the songs bear a musical similarity to a combination Record review KING KAN Pick up Miller High Life's' new 32 oz. quart can. Ounce for ounce, its got more of that same great Miller High Life taste. Tom Robinson LP of Huey Lewis and Men at Work -a rather repulsive combination, indeed. While not a truly wretched effort, "Hope and Glory" doesn't seem like the record that will give Robinson the commercial success he apparently wants so desperately. Give my regards to Broad Street by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Paul McCartney's new LP "Give My Regards to Broad Street" is a soundtrack album to his new movie of the same name. Along with a handful of original tracks, it includes a wealth of early Beatle material reworked by the person once called "the cute Beatle." McCartney i s undeniably one of the finest songwriters in the history of popular music, having penned such diverse numbers as Yesterday, The Night Before, I'm Down, Heifer Skelter and Oh Darling. H is recent solo work, however, is a quaint bore, no more than a whisper in the realm of rock and roll. "Broad Street" is, like its predecessors, a sticky pop excursion with glossy trappings. The remakes lack the pure spontaneity of the originals, while the new songs are just more of the same technically wellcrafted, yet supremely empty compositions McCartney has been doing of late. How this music will tie into the plot of his new film remains to be Paul McCartney seen, but as an LP it serves only as another of many artistic embarrassments from a man who once gave us some of the finest music ever conceived. Ask For It At Your Favorite Hole! 12 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Film, review American Dreamer • • • • by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor If you like light, funny, non-cerebral entertainment, then Warner Brother's "American Dreamer" is as good a film as you'll see this season. JoBeth Williams shines as a domestic housewife who wins a free trip to Paris where a blow on the head causes her to actully believe she is her favorite literary heroine, Rebecca Ryan, taking herself and the hapless Tom Conti on a series of exciting and amusing escapades throughout the French city. The film is well paced, well performed and makes great use of the location photography. The domestic scenes are cute, containing a well edited slapstick bit performed without stunt doubles; and the scenes that take place in Paris retain the fast pace and energy. The character's extra dimension offers a bit of an acting challenge to Williams who pulls it off with grace and style. Conti is delightful as her victimized comrade, playing comedy with much the same verve and precision as Dudley Moore. "American Dreamer" is.a delightful film containing all of the elements that make modern motion Tom Conti and Jobeth Williams pictures such a pleasure. While nothing pretentious or deep in the style of Renoir, Truffaut or Eisenstein, "American Dreamer" nevertheless is highly recommended for those relishing pure escapist entertainment, yet still desiring enough style and finesse to make the film analytically satisfying. "American Dreamer" is presently playing at the Regency Mall cinemas in Racine. PAB Film All The President's Men • • • • • by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Oscars went to actor Jason Robars and screenwriter William Goldman for "All the President's Men," a screen saga of Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward (who recently wrote the controversial John Belushi book "Wired") and Carl Bernstein, who investigated the Watergate break-in which led to an earth-shaking scandal. This 1976 film is rather long, over two hours, but remains very engrossing, perfectly paced and filled with excellent performances by Robert Redford, D ust in Hoffman, Jack Warden, Martin Balsam, Hal Holbrook and Jane Alexander. "All the President's Men" is one of the most important motion pictures of our recent history, for both artistic and historic reasons. A fine and fitting entry into PAB's first semester film schedule. Hypnotist DeLuca a hit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor "It was really strange, like being in two places at once." This was how one man described his experience being hypnotized by comedian- hypnotist Tom DeLuca. DeLuca, who has been noted by Newsweek as one of the most popular acts on college campuses, appeared last Wednesday in front of a sell-out crowd in the Union Cinema. His unique blend of comedy totally captivated the crowd, earning him a standing ovation. DeLuca began his program with an extremely funny slide show. He then got several volunteers on stage to help him with his demonstration of what he calls BSP, a parody of ESP. DeLuca admits at the outset that he is a f ake and has no psychic powers whatsoever. This did not stop him, however, from correctly predicitng what word one volunteer Album rock out-EOR in According to Kevin Goldman of "Variety" magazine, radio consultants who made their reputations through Led Zeppelin, Yes and Journey are abandoning these groups and AOR (Album Oriented Radio) format, and beginning another format for the "baby boom" generation tentatively titled EOR or Electronic Oriental Rode. "This format is geared to anyone 25 years and over," king of AOR' consultants Lee Abrams told "Variety." "A listener can hear jazz as, well as old records by Traffic. "Where do you go when you grew up with Cream and are not (Christopher Cross, Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow, et al) yet? There are only so many times you can hear "Stairway to Heaven." The two stations airing EOR now are WGXR-FM, Baltimore and WKGR-FM, West Palm Beach. DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIME! PORKY'S 2117 91st Street Kenosha LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT PORKY'S IS YOUR KIND OF PUCE!" * Convenient location * Ample off street parking (lighted) * Featuring some of the area's best music live * Affordable prices (we're the lowest!) * Large dance floor * Large seating capacity * Excellent food served * 3 billiard tables & video games —l 1 Racine-Kenosha County Line Rd. ^ ill at Street PORKY'S * State Line Rd. (Russell Rd.) L was thinking of, and also what card another would pick. The second half of the show was what I'm sure most of the audience came to see - the hypnotism of audience volunteers. DeLuca hypnotized ten brave souls from the audience and put them through their "paces." He caused the volunteers to do such things as forget their own names, or, in the case of one subject, caused him to give a different name as his own each time he was asked. Among other things DeLuca caused them to revert to the age of five, see the audience nude, and made them believe that they themselves were nude. DeLuca has been performing for seven years and has been on the college circuit for five. He holds an MS in psychology from Sangamon State University. He says he tries to be different than the average performing hypnotists, most of whom PAB Free film by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The free film series that PAB sponsors in the Union Cinema Tuesday nights at 7 p.m. has come a long way in the right direction from the awful Clint Eastwood festival last month. This month's entries include the semi-brilliant "The Candidate," a very appropriate political drama starring Robert Redford. Sheer brilliance is represented by Stanley Kubrick's strange, hilarious and ultimately rather disturbing comedy "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Tom DeLuca dress in tuxedos and talk in very sonorous tones about "The Power Of The Mind." DeLuca tries to be more like the audiences he performs for, very casual, in order to create a better rapport with them. Judging from the response he received last Wednesday, his strategy worked, as he was very warmly received by the crowd. series Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!" The execrable "A Star is Born" with Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson ruining a story that Fredric March and Janet Gaynor (not to mention Judy Garland and James Mason) made so captivating in earlier years will also be featured for those who care. The last entry in this series is the long but competent love story "The Way We Were" with Streisand and Redford. No trace of boring Clint, and despite "A Star is Born," a rather impressive series of films, worth the free admission. A pause in the disaster by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Infiltrating sports into features has been my goal since starting my job as sports editor. The feature editor and I constantly vie for readers' attention. When asked to write "Pause," I saw an opportunity to reach "feature section only" readers and hook them into sports. Sports at Parkside carries a certain stigma. If you're a jock, you're a dumb jerk. If you're a sports writer, you're an incapable writer. One individual went so far as to ask if the reason I became sports editor was because I couldn't get any other position. Even the editor in chief takes sports lightly, probably due to her lack of knowledge. She mistakenly thought 16-3 could be a final score in a soccer game. Readers give me no respect. Either they ignore sports altogether (I watched one woman leaf through the entire paper, then shut it when she reached the sports section), or send nasty letters to the editor. One man claimed since he has returned to Parkside, the sports section needs writers badly. I wonder if people know how hard it is to get writers. It's bad enough getting people to write news or features (where they get into movies or plays free), but when I ask if they're interested in sports, they gag and say they have no writing abilities. What staff I do have, however, is quite good. I guess I should strive for quality, not quantity. With all this lack of respect, I still find the job rewarding and fulfilling. People will always criticize. People will remain apathetic. Part of the trouble, I was informed, is I don't insult Barbra Stresiand or Michael Jackson. Next week, look for a scathing report on both in the sports section. RANGER SEASON PASSES All games start at 7:30 P.M. Phy Ed season passes for all games (available at Phy Ed) student: $10.00 general: $18.00 Post-game entertainment after every game in Union Square provided by PAB The entertainment after the games is free if you attend the game. UW-P Men's Varsity Basketball Home Game Schedule Monday Nov. 19 vs Tuesday Nov. 20 vs Saturday Nov. 24 vs Wednesday Nov. 28 vs Monday Jan. 14 vs Thursday Jan. 17 vs Friday Jan. 25 vs Monday Feb. 4 vs Wednesday Feb. 6 vs Tuesday Feb. 12 vs Saturday Feb. 16 vs Wednesday Feb. 20 vs Tuesday Feb. 26 vs Thursday Feb. 28 vs * November 28 - Science Trinity College Macalester College St. Xavier College Lake Superior State College UW Stevens Point Illinois Institute of Technology Milwaukee School of Engineering Concordia College UW Milwaukee UW Oshkosh Purdue University-Calumet Northeastern Illinois University Judson College St. Joseph's College Division Game Before Regular Game Entertainment Balloons Straightface Bucks Stove & Range Co. Burst Destiny Big Daddy Sun & the Outer Planets Rainbow's End Phil Delta & the River Delta Band The Process (No program - Winter Carnival) Jazz Combo in Main Place TKO Eddie Clearwater Blues Band Hot Rods BUY YOUR SEASON PASS NOW! 14 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER All-American Todd Yde practicing a takedown manuever on Ail-American Ted Keyes. Wrestler caught in a head lock VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT NOV. 5 & 7 From 1 to 2 p.m. Prizes for FIRST SECOND THIRD PLACES On Selected Games Quarters Not Included Wrestling team looking good! by Mi Jce Mackovich After three weeks of practice, the wrestling team is looking in top shape, according to Coach Jim Koch. "Goals for this year's team are to finish among the top five teams of the NAIA National Championships and to finish among the top ten teams at the NCAA n National Championships," said Koch. According to Koch, the team has the personnel with the experience and the ability to accomplish these goals. This year's wrestling hopefuls include Jerril Grover, junior, at 118 lbs. Last year Jerril was 29-29. At 126 is Dan Hall, sophomore, who had a 24-10 record with 17 pins. At 134 lbs. are Jack Danner, sophomore, who was 10-8 last year; Bruce Mergner, sophomore and Johnnie Walker, freshman. At the 142 lb . weight class is sophomore Mark Dubey, who finished last year with a 26-19 record. The 150 lb. class will b e challenged by two freshmen - Joe Jurss and Mike Mackovich. Mike Muckerheide, senior, will have the top spot at 158 lbs. Mike is a three-time All- American and placed sixth and seventh at the NAIA tourn ey and fourth at the NCAA tou rney. His college record stands at 97-39. At the 167 lb. class are Todd Yde, senior, and Jon Mankowski, sophomore. Yde is also a returning All-American who placed fourth at the NCAA H tourney and has a record of 57-2 4-2. Jon's record was 4- 7. Ted Keyes has the top spot at 177 lbs. Ted is a returning Ail-American who placed sixth at the NAIA tourney last year and has a 76-26 record. Shawn Yde is also at 177 lbs., but will be red-shirted this year. At 190 lbs. are two freshmen, Craig Patz and Scott Priebe. At heavyweight will be Tedd Krueger, freshman. Soccer team completes week with a 2-1 win over NKU The Rangers finished a successful week with a 2-1 win over Northern Kentucky University last Sunday, Oct.- 28. In the game, which resembled a mud-wrestling match, the Rangers forged to a 2-0 half-ti me lead and clung to the victory. The heavy rains helped ruin the playing surface, but did not dampen spirits as both teams put on a fine display of tough collegiate soccer. Parkside's Greg Whipple scored just 12:16 minutes into the match and was assisted by Don Theisen and Jim Spielmann. At 26:10, Scott Gerhartz scored the game winner after stealing the ball from a NKU defender. Parkside dominated the first half, outshooting NKU 13-0. The second half saw NKU b attle back into a game played primarily in the midfield. "It was a well deserved win. NKU has a very good program, it was an exciting soccer match. I was pleased to see the dominance displayed by Jim Spielmann," said Coach Rick Kilps. Parkside's next match is against Wheaton College an NCAA Division Three ranked team in the country. Wheaton is currently sporting a 17-1 record with a 17 game winning streak. Parkside standings are 11-3. photo by Phil Janusiak Juggling in the afternoon. Jeff Delfield, right, and Troy Mayne. < » * • • « • • • * « . . . • • » . * « PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CLASSES § Starting Next Week Thurs., 4:00 p.m.-5.00 p.m., Nov. 8-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$15) Mon, 4:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m., Nov. 5-Dec.JO, Course Fee:$20 S 1 k Aerobics 1 Better | Bowling | Mastering 8 Billards Register for recreation classes by stopping in Union Room 209. ^ Between 8:00 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday-Friday or calling 553-2408. ^ Tues/Thur., 5:30 p.m.-630 p.m., Nov. 6-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$20 RANGER 15 Thursday, Nov. 1, 1984 Where are the sports fans? by Steve Kratochvil According to Wayne Dannehl, director of physical education, attendance at Ranger home basketball games has been down over the last couple of years, yet last year grossed more than the previous year. Dannehl added, "Our attendance is equal to, if not better than the state university schools with perhaps the exception of Stevens Point and Eau Claire. The only reason their attendance is good is because they currently have strong basketball programs. A few years ago if you went to a Point basketball game, you had the whole gym to yourself. "This year we too have a good team. I would be surprised if we did not win 20 games this year," said Dannehl. Dannehl feels attendance is not a criteria for the success of Parkside sports. If it were, only men's basketball would survive and the other 15 sports would fold. "I was not really disappointed with our attendance last year. We drew 1,000 people to our home district playoff game, whereas Lacrosse only drew 200.1 realize that students have different activities. Sometimes over half the people in the stands at our games are nonstudents," said Dannehl. John W. Jensen, a Parkside senior, said, "I have gone to six or seven games every year until recently. I have other things to do now. I have always enjoyed the games and then going to the Union to drink beer and listen to the postgame entertainment. It's a good deal. It's too bad that Parkside is a commuter school, otherwise they would have a lot more people at their games." Jensen blames the Parkside sys-. tem for the lack of large crowds. "There just seems to be a lade of interest in every Parkside activity. It's not like it was when I was a freshman." He also feels that Parkside should appeal to groups. Dannehl notes the group factor also. "The Chemistry Club is sponsoring a faculty basketball game this year before the regular game. Beer companies are always interested in being a sponsor, though you must be careful there!" The lack of advertising and sponsorship has taken away the Parkside basketball radio contract with WRJN. A few years ago, every game was broadcast live, including the games out in California. "We still have a chance for radio," commented Dannehl, "however, television is out." According to Dannehl, Racine Telecable wanted to televise the games for free on live TV. Parkside asked for a nominal fee, but Telecable refused. "Maybe if the y showed our games on a tape delay basis, things would be different," added Dannehl. Jeff Jelineck, a Parkside freshman, plans on going to a few games this year. "I have read about Parkside basketball in the newspapers. I know they play some Division I teams. I plan on going to some of the games here." If more people have this school spirit attitude, Ranger home games could sky-rocket. Parkside has played in front of crowds in excess of 17,000 on the road against Division I opponents. "And we've won some of those games," said a smiling Dannehl. There are promotions lined up for this year. Dannehl explained that these promotions serve as a fringe benefit to the people who come to the games. They are not necessarily designed to increase attendance. Promotions include free admission to the post-game entertainment in the Union. Also, a ticket purchase for the opening game, Nov. 19, includes a free ticket for NOv. 20. A drawing will be held in which three people will be selected at half-time to shoot a half cou rt shot. A successful attempt will be awarded a $100.00 check. Dannehl also commented on the atmosphere at Parkside home games. "In years past we had a pep band, but received many letters from people who were angry at their rowdy conduct. We have replaced the band with a large organ. We feel that we have an exceptional organist this year to enhance everyone's enjoyment." Tickets for students are only $1 in advance and $2.50 at the door. The real bargain is the $10 student season ticket. This comes out to about 60' per game, and a season pass entities the holder to the entertainment in the Union a fter the game. Men's cross country Rangers capture 1st place by Eric Hilmoe The Ranger men's cross-country team avenged last week's loss to North Central by beating them in last Saturday's Chicago Invitational. The team captured first place with a score of 27 and were followed in second place by North Central, who finished with 65 points. Leading the way to victory was Tim Renzelmann. Renzelmann posted a time of 19:52, for first place. It was Renzelmann's second straight first place finish. George Kapheim followed in second place with a time of 20:04. Other Parkside finishers in the four mile race included Rich Miller in fifth, Dan Stublaski, eighth, Ted Miller, 11, Andy Serrano 16 and Dan Peterson, 25. Coach Lucian Rosa said of the victory, "This was the first time in weeks we didn't have someone sick or hurt. We proved that with our full squad together, we can be a very strong team." Services Offered IMPROVE STUDY habits, lose weight, stop smoking. Reduce stress and anxiety through clinical hypnosis. Call Randall Potter at 414/652-2727. For Sale 197$ YAMAHA 650 Special. 1600 miles. Excellent condition. $1600. 637-1860. Help Wanted APPLY AT 1-94 and Hwy. 50 McDonald's for day, night and weekend part-time jobs. Kittens. See Heather in Free TO CAT lovers: PSGA office. Personals THE WORLD'S greatest violinist needs only one good violin to be great. So, too, the world's greatest love' needs only one good mate. HAPPY 18TH Birthday, Chris Schiff! JOHN ENGEL: If you studied as much as you talked, you would be a 4.0 student. HEY, THERE, world., how are ya? J.S. CHIP: YOU'RE my best friend, and I love you! Michelle. B.R.: IT could be worse: we could have to get married. Soon. 1RP. JOHN: YOtJ ought to become an interior dec* orator. Thank you! CYNDE: AS time passes by, things will get better! S.S.R. CYNDE: (CONTINUED:) Just the two of us, we'll make it! S.S.R JANET DO RING: Your body is driving us guys crazy!! MEP: I love you! WRHJ. JOHN H: Monday was hell without you. Don't leave me alone again. I get schizophrenic! Puzzler Answer A L T 1 P L E 1 A D A | I ! R L E 1 R 1 N S E D 0 E L O T T O D 1 A M O N D L i M A • A L E P R E D 1 C T M S E T O N R 1 E S T O P T A L E O P T E E R 1 E A D A D E E D O A N C E E R S N A 1 U H E L P E R S A L A S A 1 L P R E L A T E 1 C O N S O 1 L M O T 0 R G O P T A M A A s S E A The NAIA eighth-ranked Rangers take the next three weeks off in preparation for the NAIA National meet, which they will host Nov. 17. Rosa feels his team will surprise many teams in the upcoming meet. "This team is the strongest I've ever had here. I think we can go out and prove to the other top ranked teams that we are better than our ranking indicates." Following North Central in third place was Wheaton with a score of 84. Illinois Benedictine and host Soccer team's 8th shut-out Parkside's soccer team notched their eighth shut-out of the year with a convincing 4-0 win over Whitewater. Parkside outshot the Warhawks 18-2. Goalkeeper Jeff Medin picked up the win with freshman Mike Riva picking up the save. The defense did a fine job with sweeper Andy Buchanan picking up the pieces in back of solid performances by defenders John Scanlon, Charlie Rodriguez and Mike Robertson. Eduardo H err era, previously sidelined with a hamstring injury, was back to his earlier form, which provided the opportunity to switch the defense. Scoring in the Whitewater match for the Rangers were Rocky Donovan with two goals, Scott Gerhartz, one goal and Jim Spielman one goal. Greg Whipple picked up an assist. Wayne Adema also picked up an assist. ' '• p •' school Chicago rounded out the top five with scores of 92 a nd 154 re spectively. Women's cross country Team ties , for second by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Parkside's women's cross country team tied with Milwaukee for second place in the Marquette dual meet held last Saturday, Oct. 27. Both teams scored 52 point s. Marquette took f irst with 33 points. Michelle Marter led the Rangers with a fifth place finish and a time of 19:05. Julie McReynolds took eighth place with a time of 19:41. Sarah Hiett finished in 19:59 and took 11, and finishing 13th with Jill Fobair with a 20:14 time. Behind Fobair was Colleen Weismer, who placed 15th with a time of 20:17. Rounding off the team were Julie Wunrow and Cathy Polacheck, 19th and 20th pla ces respectively. "We ran a regular race," said Coach Mike DeWitt. "There were no real outstanding times this week, with the exception of Julie McReynolds. She probably ran her best race of the season." According to DeWitt, the track was muddy and difficult to run. This made for a slower paced race. "The girls were not too pleased with their time," added DeWitt. "I thought they ran fine. They had a hard week of workouts and the course was difficult. Milwaukee is ranked in the top 10 for the state," said DeWitt. The women are resting up for Nationals, which will be held here on Nov. 17. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN MONDAY, NOV. 5 ATLANTA AT WASHINGTON > * BEER • SODA • WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION 16 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 HANGER Miller aspires to attain Ail-American status by Carol Kortendiek Sports Editor This year's men's cross country team is said to be one of the best Parkside ever had. Some of the team's strengths come in the form of Rich Miller, a junior in his third year on the team. Miller graduated from Case High School in Racine. According to Miller, Case's cross country program is ranked second in the state. The 20-year-old junior began his running career in seventh grade. "I never liked cross country until about my senior year in high school. I love it now, in fact, I like it even more than I did in high school," said Miller. In high school, Miller was named Soccer Men take game from ISU-E Fighting a strong head-wind, the Parkside Rangers took the match from NCAA Division II Indiana State Evansville, 3-1. The Rangers went into half-time deadlocked 0-0. The second half was a different story. After blowing three one-on-one chances with the ISU-E goalkeeper, the Rangers lit up the scoreboard on a corner kick play from Jim Spielmann to Andy Buchanan for a driving head shot goal at four minutes of the second half. ISU-E came back to knot the score 1-1 on a penalty kick after an Eagle forward was taken down in the box a t 17:63. The Rangers waited to score the game winner until 41 minutes when Scott Gerhartz's cross found Mike Robertson in front of the net. Robertson flicked the ball on to teammate Wayne Adema for a full-volley goal. At 44:55 minutes, Scott Gerhartz beat the opposing goalkeeper only to be pulled down by the keeper. Mike Robertson converted the penalty kick for the final goal. "I was not particularly pleased with our second half play, but was content with the results. After ending the first half 0-0 and having beaten the strong wind, I felt we could have done much better in the second half. We let them back into the game. Once again, however, we proved not be be quitters," stated Coach Rick Kilps. three times to the Racine County First Team for cross country. In his senior year. Miller was state champion on the mile relay for track, and was awarded All Milwaukee County for cross country. According to Miller, when he arrived at Parkside three years ago, the cross country team was not very good. Miller also had to adjust to new coaching. "Rosa is a great guy. He's learning how to be a better coach as the season progresses," added Miller. "I've learned through him and the past two seasons how to adjust. Rosa can also read me a little better." Unlike many runners, Miller doesn't usually train off season. Some guys, according to Miller, may average 100 miles a week. Thus, in July and August, Miller was averaging about 30-60 miles a week. During the season, Miller averaged between 70 and 80 miles a week. "Right now, I'm tapering off to 50 miles a week, because the team is gearing up for Nationals," said Miller. Miller explained this system of running. "You want to build up a base during off season. To do that, you go thorough workouts that condition you for the races. The more miles you have behind you, the better off you're supposed to be." Miller lives with his parents and one sister. His parents have always supported his running. "Through high school, my parents went to the meets and fully supported my cross country. Now, however, since the team travels a lot, they're unable to keep up with it as much as they would like. I know they're still supporting me." Miller's academic concentration is accounting. At present, he sees no real future career in running. "I'd like to get into some coaching. If the chance came, I'd take it." The goal for Miller is to reach All American athlete. "Right now, I'm running personal records and each season my times drop. Hopefully, I'll be able to gain All American status, which should be a goal for any college athlete if they're serious," concluded Miller. Women's basketball Team has potential to be good! by Carol Kortendiek Sports Editor The up and coming women's basketball team has what it takes to be good despite some crucial drawbacks, according to Coach Wendy Miller. "Potentially speaking, we should be very good, but I think our youth and inexperience are going to be against us for a while. All these kids are learning to play together for the first time," said Miller. Parkside's ten member team consists of two returning players and eight new players. The returnees are Merry Dickman, senior and Debby Hansen, sophomore. New members are Kelly Conners, Camy Greco and Karen Tuinstra, freshmen; Cheryl Ketterhagen, Melissa Osterman, Kim Van Deraa and Kay Wolferstetter, sophomores; and Mary Metcalf, junior. According to Miller, the number of players will make it hard for the team to survive. Miller explained, "If someone gets hurt, we'll be low in numbers and it's hard to scrimmage without enough people." The team has four guards, seven forwards and one center. "We'll be hurting in the guard position. If our guards get injured or into foul trouble, we'll be in trouble," explained Miller. With all this against the team, one may expect a poor outlook from the coach and players. Miller, however, is nothing but positive. "If we play according to plan, we should only lose about 10 games this season," said Miller. The new coach hopes to push over .500 this year. Miller says the team is rebuilding itself and adjusting to a new coach. "The girls are learning my system and I'm getting to know them. It's presenting some problems," Miller added. Miller's concept of rebuilding includes intense running and conditioning. Miller's team is going back to the basics and learning aggressive man-to-man defense. "I like to push the tempo of the game. I feel if we can run, we can be more effective and create more scoring opportunities." This may increase turnovers, but Miller hopes the team's play will outweigh the turnovers. Miller said, "People who know my teams know that we play very aggressive man-to-man defense. We full court press and we like to fast break as much as possible." With this aggressive defense, Miller hopes to force the other teams to create a lot of turnovers, and give them less time to shoot on the shot clock. "I don't know if we'll be able to press as much as she wants, because we just don't have the bench to do it," said player Debbie Hansen. "Also, the tendency to foul is greater and we have a small team." In spite of some differences of opinion, most team members have a positive outlook on this year's coach and season. "She works us really hard, but I think it'll be to our benefit," said Merry Dickman. Hansen said, "I think there's potential if we work at it. The small numbers and small size are what's going to hurt us. There are possi- Volleyball team Sports by Kimberiie Kranich Parkside's women's volleyball team lost a close match to the University of Illnois in five games with scores of 16-18, 15-5, 15-7, 9-15 and 10-15. Last Saturday, the women played in the University of Minnesota tournament and qualified for the Level n playoffs. "We played very well in Chicago. Our offense was there and we had good defense," said Coach Terry Paulson. Although the women didn't play very well in the round robin at the Minnesota tournament, they improved during playoffs. In the playoffs, Parkside defeated two schools from Minnesota, Augustana and Gustavus Adolphus, but lost to the University of Alaska- Anchorage by scores of 15-17 a nd 10-15. At the tournament, Parkside's Kim Tesher earned the honor of All Tournament. This means she was recognized by all opposing coaches as being the player who contributed the most to the tournament. Parkside's next match is the NAIA District match on Friday, Nov. 2 Parkside will play away against Milwaukee. trivia Welcome back, trivia fans! This week's question is: Most football fans know that O.J. Simpson wore number 3 at USC a nd for most of his NFL career, but originally that number was taken by a teammate on the Buffalo Bills. What was Simpson's original assigned number? The last question was: Who were the first participants in the first Monday Night Football Game? The answer is: the Cleveland Browns and the New York Jets. bilities, however, with the new coach. "I think Miller will help a lot. She has given us a new attitude towards the team," Hansen added. Miller knows a lot about basketball, and the players think this will help compensate for low numbers and small size. According to Dickman, the low number of players is the result of graduation and poor recruiting. Tough contenders playing against Parkside are Green Bay, Marquette, Milwaukee and St. Norbert. The women are anticipating an overall difficult season. The players compared this year's team to last year's. "This year's team is totally different from last year's team. There's a lot more togetherness, team play and better attitudes. People really care about being on the team," said Hansen. She added, "Also, the new coach has impressed upon us that we have to be close and have a good attitude in order to win. We want to win because last year's team wasn't all that good." According to Miller, the women's skill levels are very high, with most of the women coming from good high school programs. Dickman added to this thought: "We're not real tall, but we're quick and everyone is pretty smart..basketball smart." The team is picking things up quickly, says Miller, and the attitudes and enthusiasm are great. "I just hope we can maintain this throughout the season," she said. "Things are starting to jell and are looking pretty decent," said Miller. The team meets their first opponent, Lewis University, on Nov. 27. WELCOME—\ *AT•H•L•E•T•E• O*F* T•H•E• W•E•E•K Freshman Julie Ann McReynolds Women's Cross Country From Brookfield East High School, Julie is currently averaging 6:20 a mile. She is only 18 seconds behind Parkside's first runner, Michelle Marter and the closest runner on the team time-wise to Marter. Julie placed 8th at the Hillsdale Invitational with a time of 18:39, 18th at the Manchester Invitational, 19th at the Chicago Lakefront Invitational 8th at the UW-M Invitational, 47th at the 15-school LaCrosse Invitational and 8th last week at the Marquette Dual. 1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 9, November 1, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-11-01 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chiwaukee prairie-carol beach area department of natural resources environmentalists kettle moraine audubon society kurt bauer pleasant prairie preservation property owners proposed land use program rezoning southeastern wisconsin regional pIanning commission (SEWRPC) wetlands https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c21a47d3e7b3f2272756833758b0ab72.pdf 140ed1a65b9d2cf177bab28308afde50 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Allied Health program faces possible extinction Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 2 Thursday, August 29, 1985 RANGER Editorial Why we're here When the creators of the Constitution established the First Amendment guaranteeing the freedom of the press and the people's right to know, they truly gave to each of us an important and delicate gift. The rights of the First Amendment are broad, but the responsibilities are just as great. The Ranger, as Parkside's weekly newspaper, strives to enforce and protect the rights guaranteed to all of us - the rights of you, the Parkside community, to know the intricacies of what is happening on campus, in the com­ munity, state, nation and world. Ours is a heavy burden, but we embark upon this challenge with a hunger to know and to inform. Ranger's corporate by-laws state "The Ranger pu­ blishes independent of the Parkside administration, and any other organization." Often people comment that the only real purpose served by a campus newspaper is to be an administrative public address system. It is often true that a great portion of the "news" occur­ ring on a campus is generated by the administration; however, a newspaper would be doing a great disservice to its readers if it merely served as an administrative mouthpiece. Ranger, therefore, strives to serve as the admistrative watch dog for the students, as well as keeping abreast of every campus happening. If something occurs that affects the Parkside community, then we will cover the issue to the fullest. The Ranger does its best to provide the Parkside com­ munity with a well-written, informative and objective newspaper that is written and edited solely by students. In order to accomplish our goals, the Ranger reports cur­ rent news, trends and entertainment, educates readers and attempts to lead reader opinion through editorials We strongly encourage input from readers because we cannot function effectively without it. If you are being mistreated or if you see an unjust situation, or if you feel there is someone who should be recognized, please let us know. One important job of a newspaper is to lead opinion. The editorial page is the area where the Ranger voices an opinion on current issues. A six-member editorial board meets each week to discuss and vote on what issues will be the topic of the Ranger's editorial. The editorial com­ ments of the Ranger do not necessarily reflect the views of the entire staff; however, staff members are given the opportunity to express their individual opinion in a column on the editorial page titled "Nobody asked me but..." Students, faculty, staff and administrators are en­ couraged to voice their opinions in a letter to the editor. This is the chance for the readers to complain, compli­ ment the Ranger, or discuss any other topic they desire. We are concerned about the opions of the readers and hope that more letters will he received this year. The editor is in charge of the intricate workings of the Ranger and serves as a link between the newspaper and the Parkside community. The responsibility of the editor, as outlined by Ranger's corporate by-laws, is "...to be re­ sponsible for the editorial quality of the newspaper, re­ cruitment and maintenance of a newspaper staff, with the help of the board of directors..." Any individual who has compliments or complaints about the Ranger and who does not wish to take advantage of the Letter to the Edi­ tor section is encouraged to meet with the editor. Any problem that cannot be resolved with the editor can, if necessary, go before the Board of Directors, and they will attempt to solve the problem in an objective and demo­ cratic manner. Be aware that the Ranger does care about you, the reader. We will continue to give you the most informative and complete newspaper, while protecting and excercis- ing the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment. Try to get involved in the Ranger in some small way this year, even if you can only write one ltter, or stop in once in a while to let us know that you also care. Ranger staff revealed to readers The Ranger staff is a dedi­ cated group of students from all walks of life and a variety of interests and majors, that comes together with one shar­ ed goal - to put out a good newspaper. The Ranger would like to encourage interaction with the student body by encourag­ ing students to stop in with story suggestions, just to visit, or better yet, for infor­ mation about joining the staff. The following is a short in­ troduction of the members of the Ranger staff, which will give students an idea about the kinds of people involved, and who students may want to meet. Jennie Tunkieicz, 21, Com­ munication major and Politi­ cal Science minor, is serving her second year as Ranger editor. Prior to her appoint­ ment as editor, Tunkieicz served as news editor for the Ranger, and was editor of the Bradford High Schol Inferno. "I enjoy the Ranger and Parkside very much, and I strongly encourage other stu­ dents, especially freshmen, to get involved in a student ac­ tivity and make it a part of their college careers." Bob Kiesling, 25, English major, is currently campus photo by Dave McEvoy Ranger staff from L to R, from top: Row 1, Jim Neibaur, Row 2, Ian Jack, Rich Blay, Rob Kiesling and Gary Sch- neeberger. Row 3, Dave McEvoy, Andy Buchanan, Kari Dixon and Jennie Tunkieicz. news editor of the Ranger. Kiesling has been involved on the Ranger staff for four years. Aside from his Ranger experience, Kiesling is a cor­ respondent for the Milwaukee Sentinel and had been a cor­ respondent for the Milwaukee Journal for two years. Kiesl­ ing also had experience serv­ ing as editor of a newsletter for Open Pantry Food Marts, Wisconsin, Inc. "My main goal for the Ranger this year is to completely cover the im­ portant events at Parkside. We have a lot of experienced Ranger see Page 4 Nobody asked me, but... Entertainment trend presents political emptiness by Kari Dixon Nobody asked me but, I have had it with the current entertainment trend that de­ lights in presenting the 1960's radicals as the 1980's YUMPs (Young Upwardly Mobile Professionals). Both the screen film "The Big Chill" and its clone, CBS' new "Hometown," present a bunch of college friends who moan about no expectations in life, and wonder where their ideals have gone. If I had the values that these people have, I'd moan, too. The political commitment of the characters in both of these vehicles doesn't exist in the 80's and didn't exist in the 60's. "Whatever happened to that novel you were going to write?" one friend asked an­ other in "Hometown." "Well, I never finished it," he answered. "It was an anti- establishment novel...then I made those good invest­ ments." The message in "The Big Chill" is similar. Two friends, one a television star and the other a successful business­ man, discuss how much money they make. The sentiment in the very similar productions is simple. People only have social com­ mitment when they don't have money. As long as the characters have the trappings of wealth, they have no need to care about anyone but themselves. The end, from their now-successful vantage point, now justifies the means. There are other messages m these works that are equal­ ly disturbing. Both contain frustrated career women who have sacrificed their personal lives for their careers. The most pathetic message of these two depressing works is that the only characters who retain any shred of ideal­ ism are the ones who appear the most unhappy and ^suc­ cessful. The characters and < atti­ tudes of "The Big Chill" and "Hometown" reflect the trendy and shallow commit­ ment that plagued the move­ ment on the campuses in the 1960's. Those people who had real commitment then have it now, but the media doesn't find that material exciting be­ cause they are working in the welfare offices and ghetto schools, instead of business or show business. What is im­ portant to remember is that these shows are in no way re­ flective of the serious and committed activites that went on then, and continue today. For a select few individuals, political commitment is not taken off when a mink coat is put on. These characters are not those people. U 9 *oo & Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Bob Kiesling... Campus News Editor Kari Dixon Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan.. Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Rick Schultz Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Dave Belotti, Gretchen Gayhart, Heather Greening, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Ray Novak, Julie Pendleton, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro, Missy Weaver. PHOTOGRAPHERS Darryl Hahn, Kris Odegaard. forl'u Sditorill^i by ,t " d * n "' •* UW-P»rk.ide a nd t hey an solely re- ...» n—» WiaJn^n'^?k2wr 4 R n t h N UW 9 1 SS. a l ? drt , " Kl ,0: P»»*»id« B anner, U niversity o f (414) 553-2287 Kenooha. W 1 53141. T elephone (414) 553-2295 or sire^paper 'u eUerashnuM hJT iftypewritten, double-spaced o n standard sfSSSSscSrsssiiwwastt Hander is printed b y the Racine Journal Tiroes. RANGER Search committee expects new chancellor next year Thursday, August 29, 1985 3 by Carol Kortendick The Search and Screen Committee for Parkside's new chancellor is expecting about 150 serious applicants for the position and is hoping to name a new chancellor by next summer, chairman Rob­ ert Canary said. After that, the regent and the president of the UW-Sys- tem will choose the chancel­ lor. Canary said that since the process was slowed during summer, the committee is still accepting applications, but he expects to have five finalists picked by the end of this semester. The committee, composed of seven faculty members, two students, two academic staff members and one ad­ ministrator each from Park- side and the UW-System, is screening each applicant. The applicants, who have submitted affidavits and ref­ erences, will be measured against five criteria: The per­ son has to have been in an academic leadership position, Advising Center opens in Library 4 h as to have been successful, has to have an understanding of Parkside and be able to convey this understanding and have a committment to affirmative action. The committee is not re­ leasing names of the appli­ cants at this time, Canary said, because the disclosure of names "will reduce their effectiveness" in their cur­ rent jobs. "Anything we do to reduce the confidentiality of these people reduces the chances of getting the best people," Ca­ nary said. by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor "Should I become a nurse or an artist?" "Where is Molinaro Hall?" "Who should I see about a lost parking sticker?" These and many, many other questions can be an­ swered at the new Advising Center, located in lower level Main Place, WLLC D-174, the former Career Resource Cen­ ter office. The Advising Center was established to create cen­ tralized advising for new stu­ dents and those who have not declared majors. "As a byproduct of that, we can also help streamline and improve, and indeed make more rewarding, the advising process for all students," said David Beach, Advising Cen­ ter director. Beach said that the decen­ tralized advising that Parksi­ de previously offered to all students works best for those students with declared ma­ jors who are established in a program. New and undeclar­ ed students need more struc­ tured advising for developing a well planned course sched­ ule, Beach said. "We will do what we can to get new students involved in their education, help them to appreciate and accept their responsibility to their educa­ tion, and make them aware of the support and resources that the campus had to offer," he said. The Advising Center wi'l also serve as a clearing house of information for the Parksi­ de community. Faculty and staff can use the center to help make their advising jobs easier. Students are en­ couraged to go to the center photo by Dave McEvoy Advising Center director David Beach chats at the counter of the newly opened center, on the Dl level of the library. when seeking any kind of help, so that they will not waste time looking for help in the wrong area. "Unless students know pre­ cisely where to go with a problem, they will be better off starting here. Those few extra steps to get here initial­ ly will pay off handsomely," said Beach. Campus Ambassadors, in cooperation with the Advising Center, will soon begin to or­ ganize discussion group ses­ sions for new students. "Hopefully we can get every new student involved in a dis­ cussion group. It will be very beneficial for them," he said. The Advising Center counter will be staffed by Parkside counselors and by trained student employees. Inside the center, Professor Beecham Robinson and Beach will advise students and work with academic re­ quests. Several faculty mem­ bers have indicated a desire to do specialized advising for their particular programs at the Center. "We expect it will be cha- ti(fh otitrhere for the first month, but soon that will dissipate and the Advising Center will help make the lives of indi­ vidual students better and make the collective experi­ ence at Parkside better," concluded Beach. Rader gets national post Library Director Hannelore Rader has been elected presi­ dent of the 9,000-member As­ sociation of College and Re­ search Libraries (ACRL), the largest unit of the American Library Association. Rader joins a group of li­ brarians from such places as Duke University, the Univer­ sity of Minnesota, Stanford University and the University of California system in lead­ ing the ACRL. She will serve a one-year term. Rader becomes the second person from UW-Parkside to head the prestigious associa­ tion. Former UW-Parkside assistant chancellor for edu­ cational services Carla Stoff- le, now associated director for public services at the Uni­ versity of Michigan Libraries in Ann Arbor, served as ACRL president while at UW- Parkside in 1982-83. She will succeed Sharon Hogan, director of Libraries at Louisiana State University, Baton Rouge, as head of the News Briefs Firm drops SA T questions In New York the Educational Testing Service has filed a suit against a leading Scholastic Aptitude Test coaching firm, charging that it improperly used copyright test questions to help students improve their scores. The Green Bay Press-Gazette reported that some time before November 1982, the Princeton Review somehow ob­ tained questions actively in use on the SAT and other achievement tests. District Judge Maryann Trump Barry issued a restrain­ ing order forbidding the Princeton Review from using such questions in coaching students, the article continued and an August 12 hearing was set to make a motion for a possible injunction. The information was made known, according to the story, when some students who had used the coaching or­ ganization, took the tests and realized that the actual questions had been revealed. They notified authorities, who in turn notified the College Board, which sponsors the exams. O'Neil predicts activism Former University of Wisconsin System President Rob­ ert O N eil told the Milwaukee Sentinel he predicted a re­ turn of activism to college campuses. O'Neil left his position in Madison'to become President of the University of Virginiain Charlottesville. Before he left, he share some thoughts on his five years. He predict­ ed a return of student political activity without the vio­ lence that characterized the student movement in the 60's "We have been in a period of calm," he told the Sen­ tinel ...some would say apathy. There will not be a re­ turn to the direct physical confrontation we saw in the 60 s, there will be a level of growing concern." O N eil also told the Sentinel that he found some students more interested in bringing Batman back to TV than or­ ganizing students in a nuclear freeze or peace initiative. UW class size rising ° n aver a £ e - there are 2015 8 students per teacher in the UW System, and this number represents a 5.1% increase over the last ten years, according to a recently-released UW study. According to the Eau Claire Leader-Telegram, the ra- A i ? S /~.° f students to teachers vary from campus to campus. At Green Bay, the number of students increased from 18.6 to 22.4, but in Eau Claire, the number went down from 21.1 to 19.9. The report also indicated, the article continued, that professors were on the average teaching a greater course load, up from 291 student credit hours in 1983 to 265 credit hours in 19*8. Reagan's informing revealed *u U * n ^ ed Press Interna -tional reported over the weekend that President Reagan while still an actor was a confiden­ tial informant for the FBI, but privately criticized those film producers who tried to expel communists from the movie industry. Reagan and wife Jane Wyman, according to the story gave agents the names of the actors and actresses who supported two groups in the Screen Actors Guild that fol­ lowed the Communist Party line. The information was taken from FBI documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, and revealed that Reagan was classi­ fied as a T-l, a classification of informant of minor impor- tance. Rader see Page 8 Ranger needs NEWS writers Air Force Officer Opportunities Why wait? If you're within 9 months of graduation you can apply now to be an Air Force officer. After only 3 months of Officer Training School you could be a leader with immedi­ ate responsibility. We have openings in information sys­ tems, space systems, meteor­ ology, aviation, and nontech­ nical fields. For More Information Call: MSgt. Tim Giersch 414-964-8880 Outside Area Call Collect Sft foser On the leading edge ol technology Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 1, August 29, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-08-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System allied health majors financial aid grants industrial and environmental hygiene program surinder datta https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/da96e7236315aaa60981d84966a350c5.pdf 303476081b28763b14fd882d579a4960 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Bids delay construction Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Search and Screen draws fire Page 3 » Peppermint Bear returns Page 6 Thursday, November 7, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Frankly, Anne... On Friday the cast and crew of "The Diary of Anne Frank" had a question and answer photo by Dave McEvoy session with junior high and elementary school students who attended the production. Emergency access becomes a reality Parkside will soon be get­ ting emergency assistance call boxes in the Comm. Arts, Union and Phy. Ed. parking lots. Currently there is no tele­ phone service in any campus parking lot. A need has been expressed for emergency telephone service in the parking lots for years, and because of a re­ cent push by PSGA, the Safety Task Force Commit­ tee, Jenny Price, director of Student Life, and others, the request will become a reality. A preliminary proposal for the call boxes passed unani­ mously last Thursday in the senate and also in SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). The estimated cost for the systems is $20,744. According to Adrian Serrano, SUFAC chair, the administration will pay two-thirds of the cost with one-third from parking and transit fees, and one- third from general campus revenue. SUFAC was given the charge to find funding for the last one-third of the cost. Serrano said ten campus organizations have agreed to each pay from their unclaim­ ed reserve accounts a tenth of Phones see page 3 Bids delay construction by Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Construction of Parkside's student housing is being de­ layed because the bids sub­ mitted by four contractors two weeks ago were between $800,000 and $1 million too high. It is now planned that the housing will be opened in phases next fall. Director of Development and Alumni Af­ fairs Tom Krimmel said. The UW-Parkside Founda­ tion, which is coordinating the construction, is scheduled to open revised bids Tuesday. Krimmel said that 28 hous­ ing units and the complex's community building will be open Sept. 1, 1986. About 168 residents will be scheduled to move in then, he said. The UW-Parkside founda­ tion spent the last several weeks revising specifications for the project to meet the housing's projected $4.5 mil­ lion budget. Changes in the housing spe­ cifications, Krimmel said, in­ cluded changes in the pro­ ject's deadline, grading for the buildings, room decor and elimination of wooden decks outside the rooms. The most significant change, Krimmel said, was to revise the project's heating system. The state originally had wanted to use 17 small, ener­ gy-efficient boilers in the complex, but Krimmel said the system grew too compli­ cated and expensive. "It just got to be a Merce­ des of a system," Krimmel said. "We should have taken a look at it the first time." Also, Krimmel said, the foundation agreed to buy some of the more expensive construction materials. Since the foundation is a non-profit organization, he said, sales taxes will decrease by about $60,000. Completing construction by phases will save money, Krimmel said, because the original specifications includ­ ed penalties to the contrac­ tors if they didn't meet the deadline, and the contractors didn't have enough people to complete the entire project at once. Building the dorms in phases, he said, will save the project about $100,000. Krimmel said no new con­ tractors have been allowed to bid, because the four original contractors have been willing to work closely with the foun­ dation in revising the bids. "They've invested so much time in (the project)," Krim­ mel said, "we thought it only fair to do it that way." Volume 14, N o. 11 Student survey begins by Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor While PSGA has made a good start on their class sur­ vey, a senator said, distribu­ tion of survey forms will take longer than expected. PSGA Senator Sue Brudvig said that after a week of dis­ tributing survey forms, the student government has sur­ veyed 26 sections out of the 256 sections planned. The survey is intended to give students an idea of how well intstructors and classes meet students' expectations. It is targeted at introductory classes, since new students often don't have access to the opinions of other students. PSGA plans compiling the survey's results in a book which is expected to be ready by next semester. The group now expects to be finished by the end of the month. Brudvig said the number of returns have varied widely between sections, but the classes with the highest per­ centage of returns have been ones where the instructors got higher marks. "I thought it would be the other way around," Brudvig said. Some classes, she said, were split, with about half the surveyed students responding that an. instructor or class is poor, while others give them high marks. "You wonder if it's the same class," Brudvig said. photo by Dave McEvoy This grassy area is the site for on-campus housing. photo by Sue Brudvig (standing left), Pat Ramsdell (standing middle), and Chris Baierl (standing right), hand out teacher evaluation surveys. 2 Thursday, November 7, 1985 Letter Turn off lights To the Editor: As I walked down the Fine Arts corridor early Thursday evening, I noticed a light on in an empty classroom. Noth­ ing unusual, one might think, except that I had noticed that same classroom empty and well-lit two or three times in the last few weeks. This obvi­ ously aroused my curiosity. I decided to walk down a few of the school's corridors to see whether or not this was hap­ pening in other classrooms. I walked briefly through the art department and lower level D-rooms. Suprisingly, I counted 10 well-lit, empty classrooms. On the light switches I noticed the orange warning sticker state "Con­ serve energy. Turn off if not needed." Either students or faculty pay no attention to this warning or they are for­ getful. I am as guilty as the next person in forgetting to shut off the light in a room after I am through using it. I am merely writing this letter to remind students and faculty that the last person to use or leave a particular room should take the respon­ sibility to turn off the lights. Let us be more aware of this problem and reduce unnces- sary waste. Conserve energy. Turn off the light if not needed. Tuitions and taxes are high enough withoue people abusing the privilege of having a well-lit class­ room. RANGER Kevin Schwarm Nobody asked me, but... Groppi 9 s death ends era of activism by Kari Dixon Father James Groppi died on Monday, and neither death nor the disapproval of certain Philistine politicians can dim the importance of the man who lived his life according to what he believed and never forgot that he, as he said of himself, was "a child of the Italian ghetto." Groppi was a controversial figure who concentrated his political activism in the area of civil rights. In the late 1960's, he gained national at­ tention with his marathon open-housng marches. He was imprisoned several times as the result of his militant protests on behalf of blacks and welfare recipients. He was born and raised in the "Italian ghetto' on the south side of Milwaukee. The Catholic Church played an important role in Groppi's life, and he served as an as­ sociate pastor at St. Boniface Catholic Church on the pre­ dominantly black north side of Milwaukee until he was promoted to a board directing church affairs. He was excommunicated from the church in 1976 because he married a former nun. James Groppi was an admi­ rable and unique individual. He first garnered public at­ tention when he participated in the civil rights march in Selma, Ala. and his concern for the forgotten members of society never waned. Until the tumor in his brain was diagnosed, he served as the president of the union that represented the city bus drivers, which was his occu­ pation. The 1960's produced only a few individuals who were really committed to social change, and Groppi was one of these. Today, egocentric, pseudo-liberal YUMPIE poli­ ticians have forgotten that there are more important things than personal and ma­ terial gains. Groppi, and oth­ ers like him, never lived 'successful" or pretentious lives, but their altruistic com­ mitment to the disefranchised members of society made them better public servants than almost all career politi­ cians. Groppi's religious dedica­ tion had a deep and profund effect on his political commit­ ment. He serves as an excel­ lent reminder of how reli­ gious belief can be combined with political reality. Groppi, no doubt, cared about the af­ terlife, but he also tried to al­ leviate the hell many people experience here on earth. Shortly after Groppi's tumor was removed, the City of Milwaukee decided to pay tribute to the man, and despi­ te his obvious accomplish­ ments, certain members of the Milwaukee City Council objected. The honor was given to him, but it really does not do him justice. He reduced suffering, helped pro­ mote social progress in Mil­ waukee and remained true to his ideals without forgetting where he came from. The ex­ amination of his life that his death has instigated only reaffirms that. U 9 *00 & Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Jack Bornhuetter, Kris Odegaard. th^frTfj d , eni s 1 a t yW Parkside and Ranger is published every Thuv^tl,,. S ' om *, policy and content, cept during breaks and holidays r m ® th c academic year ex- addressed to: Parkside Ranger, .Telephone {!,{!,) 553-2295 o r (iif) 553-2287 Kenosha Wl 53 ">'- spaced on stdflard ' ''paper Tetf Cd h t W writtc n - double- words and must be signed with niV*, shouUi bc lesi i MO verification purposes. NamefiiUhif^jTL numbe r included for line for letters is Tuesday «/ rn „ ^ J W u , pon r c iuest. Dead- Ranger reserves the right to edth't, ' 0r . Publication Thursday. ing false and defamatory content "" d rcfusc le " cr * contain- Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. •1 HANGER Thursday, November 7, 1985 3 News briefs Messages cause confusion One of the services provided by the Republican and Democratic cloakrooms, the News York Times reported, is a telephone number members of Congress can call to get a recorded message of what just happened on. the floor. The service is designed to make life simpler for con­ gressmen and Senators, although it doesn't always work that way. A recent message on the system said, "At 2:22 p.m. pending before the Senate is Senator Evans' second-de­ gree amendment to Senator Metzenbaum's amendment to the language proposed to be stricken out of a committee amendment to Senator Johnston's perfecting amendment of the provisions of H.R. 3011 regarding synthetic fuels." Royal visit causes frenzy It's just a couple of days until Prince Charles and Lady Diana arrive in Washington, D.C., and people in the capi- tol are in a state of frenzy, USA Today reported. Now, in the 11th hour, the republic has lost its demo­ cratic mind. The visit is being compared to the return of Camelot or preparing for a play. Socialites and billionaires are said to be groveling for invitations, and important Republican contributors are calling in their favors. At least 800 journalists are begging to be within earshot of the Royal Couple. And TV crews have descended on the J.C. Penney store in Springfield, Va., mapping camera angles for the royal visit to a "Best of Britain" promotion. Store managers are said to be ecstatic over their public relations coup. . Male bunnies hoppin' to please It's not just women who will be raising eyebrows at the Playboy Club in Manhattan, the Milwaukee Sentinel re­ ported. The club, which opens Wednesday, will feature a lineup of male bunnies. They are the most dramatic change in a plan to open up the clubs to women. Playboy is counting on female cus­ tomers to improve the financial health of its clubs. "If they look at me as a sex object, that's fine," 'said Louis Afenito, the first male bunny hired. Campus to receive outdoor phone system Phones from page 1 the $6,915, which makes up the final one-third of the cost. The organizations are Programming, Student Union, Student Health, Ath­ letics, Intramurals, Programming Office, Student Group Support, the Ranger (student newspaper), Housing and Peer Support. Serrano and Susan Wal- born, Safety Task Force chair, explained that the emergency assistance call boxes which will be installed on campus are similar to those on Chicago L-trains. When the box is opened, an alarm will sound and will set off a campus security offi­ cer's belt alarm. By pushing a lever in the box, the caller can converse with the officer. This system will also alert of­ ficers when they are in so- called dead zones, although the officer will not be able to talk back to the caller. Jenny Price, director of Student Life, said this system satisfies the needs of this campus, especially by provid­ ing reliable access outside the building and the ability for quick response to calls. Ron Brinkman, director of security, is finalizing call box specifications this week for bids to be obtained from in­ terested companies, said Price. Price estimates the sys­ tems may be received by January, although it is diffi­ cult to determine, since bids have not been received yet. She added that after a bid is accepted, the equipment for the system will then need to be built. "This is a great victory for students," said Serrano. "The Safety Task Force worked very hard, SUFAC came up with good ideas for obtaining funding, and Price, Security and Goetz were very help­ ful." "This shows that the ad­ ministration and students can work together for the good of campus safety," said Walborn. Parkside investigated Media descends on committee by Karl Dixon News Editor A meeting to interview a candidate by the Chancellor Seach and Screen Committee was reported in both the news and editorial sections of the Racine Journal Times last week. The Journal Times ran a front page photo of Associate Professor Teresa Peck walk­ ing through the woods to the home of Humanities Profes­ sor Peter Hoff, where the candidate was interviewed. The news story on an inner page featured a photo of two other committee members walking to the house, as well as a picture of the house it­ self. The editorial for last Wed­ nesday's paper was also about the meeting, charging that Parkside violated the state open meeting law. "I thought that the news coverage was fair," said Committee Chair Robert Ca­ nary, "but I thought that the editorial about the open meet­ ing law was perhaps question­ able." Canary cited a Kenosha News story also written last week as indicating the assist­ ant state attorney general quoted by the Journal Times admitted that his opinion that holding the meeting in a private home violated an open meeting law was just that - his opinion. "His opinion is just his opinion," Canary said, "and he said that, he doesn't know if it would hold up in court." Canary said that he talked to a reporter last week who has probably covered more "searches" than any other reporter, and his indication was that Parkside has been relatively open. "I think that this search has been more open than most searches at this level in the state," Canary said. "We have announced when and where the meetings were held, answered questions about the number of candi­ dates, and provided informa­ tion about affirmative action requirements." Canary said if the search were done in a completely open manner, some candi­ dates would be lost because they could lose effectiveness at their other positions while the search is underway. "I am not really upset about the coverage that we received," Canary concluded. "I am, however, upset that the Jour­ nal Times is not carrying Ralph Trower's column any more." Journal Times Publisher Bob Fusie indicated that an editor, rather than himself, would be able to comment on the coverage. However, the editor recommended by Fusie, Peter Fox, could not be reached before the dead­ line of this paper. Student death Gross dies in auto accident Parkside sophmore David A. Gross, 19, and his passen­ ger were killed Friday, Nov. 1 in a car crash on Highway 31. According to a Kenosha News article, the car in which they were riding spun on rain-slick Highway 31 and was struck head on by an on­ coming dump truck. Gross and his passenger, David Nevelier, 18. both suff­ ered massive head and inter­ nal injuries. Nevelier's eyes were being donated and Gross's eyes, heart liver and kidneys were removed for po­ tential transplants, stated the article. In honor of Gross the Park- side flag flew at half mast on Tuesday, Nov. 5, the day of Gross's burial. Security implements new ticket policy Students who do not pay their parking tickets will have their car registrations held until they pay the fines, said Ron Brinkman, Director of Security. Brinkman said that in the past Security appeared in court often to obtain unpaid fines. With the new policy, he is hoping to curtail the num­ ber of court appearances. "This gets us out of putting holds on records," Brinkman said. "It saves a lot of admin­ istrative work for us." Security will send out two notices after giving tickets, the first one after fourteen days, the second after twenty- one days. After thirty days, the car's registration will be held. Students will be charged an additional four dollars in ad­ dition to the ticket to cover the cost of administrative paperwork. 4 Thursday, November 7, 1985 RANGER photo by Dave .Mt Evov Birthday suit? The librarians proved on Friday that they Culshaw (right) was nrpspntort with thi c are definitely not stufiy and prudish. John strip-o-gram for his 21st birthday. For housi ng Foundation raises funds Anthro prof to speak Parkside's Anthropology Club will feature a lecture by new anthropology professor Dr. Gracia Clark concerning the African food crisis and women's role in food produc­ tion. The talk is scheduled for Thursday, Nov. 7 at 6:30 p.m. in Molinaro 324. Dr. Clark earned her PhD at the Uni­ versity of Cambridge (England) and has done ex­ tensive work for the United Nations. Ranger needs writers Dance Food for families dance set Parkside Activities Board will sponsor a dance tomor­ row night to help raise money for the annual "Food for Families" drive. "Don't Ask" will play from 9-12:30 p.m., and the admis­ sion price is $3 or three cans of food for students, and $5 or five cans of food for guests. The club bringing the larg­ est amount of food will re­ ceive an extra $100 in its budget. This contest is spon­ sored by Student Organiza­ tion Council, and any club can bring as many cans of food as they wish above the required amount. "Adrian Serrano, Sherri Funk, and myself will be at the door of the Union to help collect donations for various organizations," said Bill Serpe, SOC Chair. "Don't ask who'll be playing onstage. It'll be 'Don't Ask' ". by Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Even though it was formed only last May, the UW-Park- side Benevolent Foundation can boast of having $4 m illion in assets. Most university foundations take years to get that kind of money, foundation member Tom Krimmel said. Those assets came from the foundation's bond issue for the school's planned on-cam- pus housing, Krimmel said. The money helps get its members more invoved with the university and helps the group attract attention in the community. Krimmel, Parkside's direc­ tor of development and alum­ ni affairs, said the foundation was appointed last spring by then-Chancellor Alan Guskin to help fund activities at Parkside as well as form an­ other link between the school and the community. Parkside's on-campus hous­ ing is the group's first proj­ ect, but the group plans more fundraising activities in the future, Krimmel said. The foundation's 21 voting members are elected for terms of three years, but the first members were ap­ pointed for terms of one to three years, to stagger mem- bership turnover later. The foundation's members include President Alfred De- Simone, who just finished a term as president of the Wisconsin Alumni Associa­ tion; Thomas Beck, first vice president: Ralph Tenuta, sec­ ond vice president; Treasurer Robert Walker and secretary Neil Guttormsen. Voting members are Gil­ bert Berthelsen, William Bra- nen, Ray E. Camosy, Roger DeLong, Rodger DeRose, Connie Ferwerda, Paul Ger- gen, John Maurer, Roger Mayer, Warren Olsen, Rita Tallent Picken. William Ray- burn, David Rowland, Jerry Schwallier, Michael Wilk and Alan E. Guskin. Ex-officio members include Director of Development and Alumni Affairs Thomas Krimmel, Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler and Public Affairs/Publications Director Walter Shirer. Tennis workshop to be held The Continuing Education Office will present a one-day workshop on "The Strategy and Strokes of Doubles Ten­ nis," on Saturday, Nov. 9, from 9 a.m. to noon in the Physical Education Center. To register and obtain more information, call 553-2312. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand- me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital den­ omination has been encourag­ ing individuals to question and to grow. /SWT THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larson, Pastor 9:30 a.m. Services 6 Sunday School JIMIUIMMIMIM 7 LET WE SEE...FACULTY ' COUNSELORS HERE ARE WENDELL M ENDELSSOHN HRTHE PLAINTIFF AND HENDERSON F ENDERSON 1 CALL THIS SESSION OF TH EN COPINTH1A JUD ICAL BOARD T O ORDER; THE CAS E T ODAY IS BROUGHT BY I AT* AGAINST A<t>a COMPLAINT ST ATES THAT A4 .fi RE- OUIRED ^ PLEDGES T O TRICK M EMBERS OF SAT INTO G OING OUT O N A DATE... NOW, A M HAS E NJOYED A REPUTATION AS A SERV/C B FRATERNITY. COULD ONE OF YOU BOYS E XPLAIN THIS BUSINESS TO ME? J *A .K .A. STIGMA PH LEGMA C AU. WELL. DEAN PRINCIPAL, YOU SEE... MOST P EOPLE D ON'Tl WANT T O D\T E TAT GIRLS... HOW COME T HEY GET A CO NSTITU-^ TIONAL LAW PRO FESSOR, AN D W E , *GET A HOME EC . INSTRUCTOR? / LX. * \ RDIRC ML ,N TH E PLAINTIFFS' D1 5- M^ C -?\^I A,UAT,0N AN D EMBARRASS- MENT^WHEN T HE R USE W AS R EVEALED. i Mb % J® ITF \ 5? r SO WE H AVE OUR PL EDGES 55,^ NIGHT WITH IHEFVY—AS A P UBLIC* SERVICE. r- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 11, November 7, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-11-07 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System heating system library student housing tom krimmel uw-parkside foundation https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/abaab5b673ec565d491c50c813859706.pdf 9ad4e1c3e093e2528974a633502c8d1d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Child care funds in jeopardy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Saffioti Dick Cavett Basketball - ^ ^ ^ goes cable interview preview Page 6 Page 7 Page 12 ~ ip- Thursday, November 14, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 12 Here comes the sun photo by Jack Bornhuetter The Library Learning Center building was caught at the crack of dawn before the sun could break the dark. Child care funds in jeopardy By Kari Dixon News Editor Part One Of a Two-Part Series Forty-seven children currently cared for by the campus Child Care Center will be affected by a state program that has run out of funds for this fiscal year. The program, Title 20, is a Federal grant program allocating federal funds to state governments for child care purposes, including hospitalization and day-care. The money received by the state governments is allocated to the counties by the states. "Each county gets a certain amount of money based on past usage," said Sherry Thomas, Child Care Center assistant coordinator. "The counties are better off using the money, otherwise their successive funding will be lower for the following year." In other words, she said, if a county is assigned $90,000 and only uses $70,000, it will lose the $20,000 for the following year. Each individual county can decide how much of the child care it will pay, and what criteria the applicants must meet. "We have several children served by this program in two counties (Racine and Kenosha)," Thomas said. "One county goes very indepth in reference to the information that is requested, and the other does not. For the months of November and December, the Racine County program has run out of funds^and individuals Child Care see page 2 SUFA C seeks opinions on seg. fee increases by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Segregated fees may increase by $5.75 per student per semester next year. SUFAC (Segregated Fees Allocation Committee) wants to know what students think about the possible increase. Three student organizations are requesting substantial budget increases which would raise the amount Parkside students pay in fees. Fulltime students would pay $93.50 in segregated fees each semester with these increases. Last year the segregated fee charge was $82 per student. Tuition costs are mandated by the state. Segregated fees, however, are determined by each individual campus. At Parkside segregated fees are set by an eight-member student committee which reviews the budget requests submitted by student groups and campus service organizations. Segregated fees support services for students, such as athletics, Child Care Center, Health Center, Union building, Housing, student clubs, organizations, and others. After SUFAC accepts or rejects each individual budget, they then submit an overall budget to the student Senate for approval. The budget is then submitted to the chancellor and, if approved, sent to the Board of Regents for final approval or disapproval. Adrian Serrano, SUFAC chair, said Parkside is below the average for segregated fee charges compared with other UW System campuses. He is concerned, though, that students may not want their segregated fees to rise, or that the Board of Regents may not accept a substantial fee increase. "SUFAC has a difficult task in front of them. On one hand some organizations want big increases. With these increases, the groups feel they can serve the student body better. On the other hand, by increasing their budgets we would have to increase student fees," said Serrano. Serrano said student fees may increase despite the requests by groups to raise their budgets. "Enrollment at Parkside has been declining, so even if all the budgets stayed the same the student fees may increase to make up the decline in students," he said. Student input is being sought by SUFAC to see if students want fees to increase. "I'm asking for student opinion. Student leaders say that students are willing to pay a few more dollars a semester for more student activities or better service. I want to find out if that is true," said Serrano. Serrano wants students to drop a note for or against the increases in the PSGA office, WLLC D139A. The notes do not have to be signed but should include the student's ID number. Serrano said student input will become part of the rationale which will be sent to the Board of Regents. The three student-run groups requesting substantial budget increases are PAB (Parkside Activities Board), Peer Support and PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association). PAB is the organization which programs films, dances and many other activities on campus. PAB is asking for a $32,339 in additional funding, which is a 60.9 percent increase over their budget from last year. This budget increase would increase segregated fees by aproximately $4 per student. PAB's budget increases include a $8,000 for films, $5,000 for lectures and $10,000 for a major concert. Keith Harmann, PAB president, said, "Our goal is to provide better quality entertainment which is not necessarily available on campus. This will in turn create a better feeling of community here and help to make Parkside more of a 'real' university." Harmann said the increase in film funding would help to bring back the free Tuesday films sponsored by PAB last year. He said that quality films are expensive, and it is also necessary to pay a projectionist. PAB is requesting money to sponsor a major concert, which would feature a national touring act, for the next school year. Harmann said that up until a few years ago, PAB sponsored a major concert every year. The last major concert presentation was Donny Iris in 1984 at The End. In addition to major concerts, PAB would also like to revive their Perfoming Arts and Lecture series which would feature nationally known lecturers. "We have in the past presented many interesting lecturers and sucessful concerts. But what was quality entertainment in the past costs more now and, our budget hasn't increased to reflect that in years," said Harmann. Harmann is also seeking student input about the increases, for his and the other groups, by gathering student signatures on petitions. Peer Support, the organization for non-traditional students, is requesting $12,015 in additional funds, which is a 269.1 percent increase over their last budget. This increase would raise segregated fees by $1 per student. Some of the bigger in- Fees see page 2 2 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER ^ I THINK 1 MUST WARN YOU V THAT WE MAY BE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO AN ARMS AGREEMENT WITH THE SOVIETS... j Fees may rise if budgets increase Fees from page 1 creases requested by Peer Support include $1,533 for secretary salary, $1,419 in supplies/services, $600 in travel and $7,500 in meetings and programs. Beverly Landreman, Peer Support president, said the group's past budget of $4,840 was not enough money to have effect programs. Peer Support is planning to sponsor a state-wide conference for all UW-System Peer Support members and their advisors. The additional funding which the organization is requesting for meetings would offset the cost for future conferences and help improve the conferences, said Landreman. "We are proud of Parkside and the opportunities to be found here. We feel the conference will further the image of Parkside,'' she said. Although Peer Support was able to plan a conference for March without a budget increase, Landreman said, "We can't play the pauper role for too long. We won't be able to provide a better quality conference without the funding." The request for an increase in a secretary's salary would enable Peer Support to hire two secretaries, one in the day and one for the evening, which they feel would better meet the needs of the nontraditional students. "Currently we are not able to reach evening students and that is when many nontraditional come to school," said Landreman. "Our previous budget did not allow for growth in Peer Support." PSGA is requesting $4,139 in additional funding, which is a 32.6 percent increase over last year. This request would raise segregated fees by aproximately 50 cents. . Some of the bigger increases in the PSGA budget include $1,500 in travel, $1,500 in office equipment, $500 in community outreach and $650 for committees. "I think this is an extremely appropriate budget. It is not padded and it is not elaborate; it is practical," said Pat Ramsdell, president. Ramsdell said the additional funding is necessary in order to better meet the needs of the students and help the PSGA office function more efficiently. Serrano said some of the increases could be paid out of the reserve accounts of these organizations. He warned that this is not the best solution. "That would be taking money out of the pot. "I feel that all three of these organizations could do great things with more money. However, enrollment is declining and we can't increase the budget too much because the Board of Regents might not accept it. Serrano urged students to come to the PSGA office and express their opinions these increases. on Child care funds endangered by cuts Child Care from page 1 in the program will have to pay additional child care expenses. "For the month of November, we have to pay twentyfive percent of the cost, and for December we have to pay fifty-percent," said Mary- Etta Bublitz, a Title 20 member who uses the Child Care Center. "That's an unexpected additional expense." Thomas said Kenosha County expects a decrease in its funds for next year, and Racine County may switch to a waiting list because it cannot fill the demand. "The program is available to people who are employed, but who earn below a certain wage level," Thomas said. "That includes quite a few people." Anyone interested in the program should contact Susie Ramirez at the Racine Human Services Offices, or Phil Hendricks at the Kenosha Social Services Office. Interested applicants can receive more information at the Financial Aid Office in Tallent Hall. The ".Fridge99 leaves me cold by Gary L. Schneeberger Before I even begin, I'll answer both complaints this piece is going to prompt. First, I assure you all that I realize the issue I'm about to address isn't earth-shatteringly important. Nevertheless. it does suggest something about the social climate of this country, and in that light it warrants the space it's being given. Second, I confess to being a Green Bay Packer fan. However, before you assume this article represents the ravings of a savagely sore loser, I fully acknowledge that the Chicago Bears are a much better football team than Forrest Gregg's Gaffers. There. Now I can start. Over the past month, the American media and the American public has fallen prey to "Refrigerator Mania." No, this doesn't mean everyone else is overeating as ravenously as Nell Carter. It means something worse. It means supposedly conscious, upright organisms are becoming mesmerized by a 308-lb. blob of blubber whose only athletic prowess has thus far been manifest in his ability to run over someone weighing 80 lbs. less than he does. His name is William Perry. Fanatics lovingly call him The Fridge. I loathingly call him The Fraud. My remarks are not meant as a personal affront to Mr. Perry; I've never met him , and he's probably a very genial chap, although I don't think I'd invite him over for dinner. Instead, my vehemence is directed at that incredibly narrow-minded section of the populace that is heralding The Fridge's exploits as the Second Coming. If they're right, I'm glad I missed him the first time around. Those who bleat about The Fridge's latest foray onto the field are mistaking his status as a sideshow attraction for true superstardom. When Bears' coach Mike Ditka forklifts him into the backfield for a goal-line situation, he isn't doing so because Perry is as good an athlete as Walter Pay ton. He's doing it because Perry's waistline and his jersey number are nearly identical - 72. He's a blockade, not a blocker. He's fat, not fantastic. CBS Sports commentator Brent Musburger said Sunday that The Fridge is bringing fun back into the NFL. As usual, Brent's wrong. What Perry is really doing is unwarrantedly copping media attention during a season in which teammates like Payton and Jim McMahon are having MVP-caliber years. And without the performances of these real talents, all 300-plus pounds of William Perry wouldn't tip the scales to the tune of a 10-0 Bear record. So wake up, sports fans. Stop singing songs about an overweight underachiever and reserve the kudos for those whove earned them. You'll appear much less assinine for your efforts. Nobody asked me, but... *00 Jennie Tunldeicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Jack Bornhuetter, Kris Odegaard. Ranger is written ami edited, by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy ami content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should' be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parksidc. Box No. 2000, Kenosha W1 531 il. Telephone (1,1/,) 553-2295 or (!,1!,) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be.withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. <90 0* HANGER BSO denied paper funds Thursday, November 14, 1985 3 The Budget and Review Committee Monday turned down a request from the Black Student Organization to start a minority student newpaper. BSO submitted a request for $622.95 to start a monthly, minority-oriented student newspaper for the campus and community because members said there is a need to present a minority viewpoint at Parkside and in the area. The committee rejected the request, BSO member Greg Holcomb said, because the minority group did not seek to have stories published in the Ranger, and that granting the request would set a precedent for other groups to receive funding for similar purposes. "They kind of attacked us with the Ranger to show us we didn't need (a newspaper)," Holcomb said. BSO member Ernestine Weisinger said the group will seek other funding for the paper, but would not say what the funding is. Members of the Budget and Review Committee could not be reached for comment Tuesday. All other campuses in the UW System have minority student newspapers, Holcomb said. The group was offered technical and editorial help from UW-Milwaukee's student newspaper, Invictus, to start the first issue, he said. Holcomb said that while the group has six writers who will volunteer to write for the newspaper, they have been reluctant to approach the Ranger. Black writers who have written for the Ranger believe stories they have written for the paper have been unfairly edited, Holcomb said. Ranger Editor Jennie Tunkieicz said, however, that all stories written for the paper are edited for grammar, readability and libelous content. Holcomb acknowledged that while BSO has had differences with the Ranger in the past, the group holds no grudges against the paper. Tunkieicz also said the Ranger is not in an adversarial position with the BSO, even though BRC asked her to answer questions while the committee considered BSO's request. She said the Ranger doesn't cover minority issues as well as BSO would like because of the lack of writers. "I think they should have their paper if they feel there's a need for it,'"Tunkieicz said. "However, I would like to see their writers on the Ranger." Choral concert to be held The fall concert of the Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers, directed by visiting assistant professor Robert Campbell, will be performed at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 19, in the Union Cinema Theater. Admission is $1 for senior citizens and Parkside faculty, students and staff, $2 for others. The concert will feature the most important opera of the British Restoration period, "Dido and Aeneas," by Henry Purcell. The work was written in 1689 for Josia Priest's School in the Chelsea district of London, with a libretto by Nahume Tate. The opera tells the story of Dido, queen of Carthage, who falls in love with the Trojan prince, Aeneas. Afer a brief courtship, Aeneas is deceived by a wicked sorceress and called away to continue his travels. Dido, stricken with a broken heart, dies a tragic death. "Dido and Aeneas" contains some of the most beautiful dramatic music written in 17th century England. The second half of the program will consist of a series of more modern British works, all performed in English. Ralph Vaughan Williams will be represented by a set of three folk song arrangements, "Linden Lea," "The Dark-Eyed Sailor" and "The Springtime of the Year." John Blow's "Sing, Sing Ye Muses" and Benjamin Britten's "Old Joe Has Gone Fishing," from the opera "Peter Grimes," complete the Chorale portion of the program. The Chamber Singers also will sing two sets, the first a series of Britten choruses, the second a mixed selection of works by Mendelssohn, Gibbons and Seiber. Campbell holds a bachelor's degree from Yale University, a master's degree from the University of Illinois and a PhD degree in choral conducting from Stanford University. He has taught music at a preparatory high school in Providence, Rhode Island, and has directed a variety of vocal ensembles on both the east and west coasts. He has published choral editions for Harold Flammer, Inc., and has written an article on Mendelssohn's "Te Deum" that will soon be published by "Choral Review," a publication of the American Choral Foundation. YOU ARE DAN BILLET, TICKET ATTENDANT AT THE GRAND THEATRE; DID YOU S EE TOBY JONES BRING MONA KROTER TO THE THEATRE - J vS ON THE SEVENTEENTH? " LADIES AND GENT LEMEN BOYS AND G lRS...HAVlNG REVIEVJEO THE TESTIMONY AND E VIDENCE IN THIS CASE. V I AM APPALLED BY THE CONDUCT OF A«*Q\S LEADERSHIP. THE DEMEANIN6, SEXUALLY DEGRADING PRACTICE OF DARiNG ITS PLED6ES TO DATE GIRLS |\ OF ZAT MUST BE STOPPED. (MAKE NO MISTAKE: THIS JUDICIAL BOARD CONSIDERS THIS MATTER A SERIOUS CONCERN— VERY SERIOUS INDEED. Guards punished for incident Two border patrol agents who forcibly returned a Uk rainian sailor to his ship are expected to face disciplinary action, the New York Times reported. Immigration and naturali zation Service commissioner Alan C. Nelson conceded "There obviously were mis takes made" when Miroslav Medvid was returned to Soviet grain ship in the New Orleans harbor. A 100-page report submitted to the Justice Department says the two agents, who have not been identified, did not follow INS guidelines and acted hastily without consulting their supervisors. Country needs more teachers The country's current baby boom will create a demand for about 1.7 million new teachers in the next eight years, USA Today reported. E. Emily Feistritzer, director of the National Center for Education said teaching has become a low-paying, lowstatus job that doesn't attract enough qualified applicants. Feistritzer said the public education system needs higher pay, better working conditions and a broader range of people coming into the profession. Painless attacks indicate trouble As many as three million people may have heart attacks and not even know it, a doctor told members of the American Heart Association. USA Today said a study completed by Dr. Leon Resnekov of the University of Chicago indicates that Americans suffer "silent heart attacks" at least four times times more often than heart attacks involving pain. Even though victims don't have symptoms, silent heart attacks damage heart muscle and leave victims with a higher risk of having a second attack or irregular rhythms that could lead to death. Women harassed by men Low-income women seeking affordable housing for their families in Milwaukee are often subject to sexual harassment. a study by the Metropolitan Milwaukee Fair Housing Council says. Associated Press reported that Carla Wertheim, the council's director of program services, said it receives about one sexual harassment complaint a month, a figure which does not include many inquiries from women who don't want to give their names. Executive Director William Tisdale said the typical complaint was that of a landlord who offers a discount or extension on rent or security deposit for sex. Epilepsy clinic to be held A workshop for individuals, suffering from epilepsy or seizures, and their relatives, will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 20 at St. Mary's Medical Center in Racine. The guest speaker for the workshop will be Carolyn Mc« Cabe, senior electro-encephalogram (EEG) technician at St. Luke's Hospital and St. Mary's Medical Center, who will discuss the topic of neurodiagnostic studies and clinical EEGs. The correlation between EEGs and clinical findings will be presented with slides and discussion. The support group at St. Mary's is for the person with epilepsy or seizures, the family and the professional or educator interested In learning more about the disorder. RANGER Smoke-out ignites interest by Gary L. Schneeberger Do you feel as breathless as Jean-Paul Belmondo when you take a casual stroll from Greenquist Hall to the Union? Do your friends hum "On Top of Old Smoky" everytime you enter a room? If so, Phi Gamma Nu business fraternity and the office of Student Health Services have something in store for you. You might even say it's a GAS. All next week, these cooperating organizations will coordinate Parkside's version of the American Cancer Society's Great American Smokeout (GAS) program, designed to make smokers nonsmokers for at least a day. Now in its ninth year, the Smokeout ignites Monday in Molinaro Hall, where a table will be set up to distribute adoption papers and pledge sheets for the Adopt-a-Smoker portion of the program. Sheets can be obtained there through Wednesday. The Adopt-a-Smoker event works like this: For a 24-hour period, a non-smoker agrees to oversee the activity of a smoker willing to accept the Society's "burning" challenge. The adoptee - who receives monetary amounts from all his pledges if he stays smokeless for the duration - must abide by the following rules: 1. Hide cigarettes, ashtrays, lighters and matches. 2. Tell friends he has been adopted and will not smoke on the day of the Smokeout itself (Thursday). 3. Call on his foster nonsmoker in times of weakness. 4. Refrain from frequenting smoke-filled rooms. 5. Repeat to himself over and over, "Not smoking is a GAS." If that sounds smokelessly smashing, you'll be really intrigued by the goings-on scheduled for Thursday. On that day, a large bowl will be placed in Molinaro Hall where all who wish to punt their passion for Pall Malls can discard their packs (which must be at least half full) and receive a raffle ticket in exchange. Participants can earn prizes either via the raffle or by collecting the most money from their pledges or from local and campus businesses and organizations. All monies collected will be donated to the campus Child Care Center for use in purchasing equipment and supplies. Club Events: Geology The UW-Parkside Geology Club and the Racine Geological Society are sponsoring the annual Rock and Gem Show through Friday. The show will take place 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on the Union bridge and will feature jewelry, clocks, mobiles and other great Christmas gifts. Art Addicts The Art Addicts will hold their next meeting Wednesday at 1 p.m. in CA D142. All are welcome to attend. SNAP The Student Nurses Association of Parkside is proud to present a program on Home Health Nursing. The speaker will be Judy Kaplan. The program will be held Monday from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. in Union 106. All interested are more than welcome to attend. Peer Support Peer Support will have a workshop for new, nontraditional students Thursday. On Wednesday Peer Support will have a bake sale from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the WLLC Concourse. After the bake sale, the group will have its regular meeting in Union 202. All interested students are invited to attend. PAC There will be a meeting Wednesday at 1 p.m. to discuss a field trip to WITI-TV (Channel 6) in Milwaukee, as well as membership in the International Association of Business Communicators (IABC). All interested are invited to attend in Comm Arts 135. Biological Sciences Donna Peterson will talk about Chiwaukee Prairie Monday at noon in GRQ D115. She will cover preservation and funding for the prairie. Slides will be shown, and everyone is welcome. IEHA The Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association will hold a meeting in Union Square Thursday at 6:30 p.m. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1986 will be available beginning Monday, November 18, in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR SPRING 1986 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS & REGISTRATION Whitman display in the library Whitman display graces library A collection of materials related to the American poet Walt Whitman that recently was donated to Parkside Library- Learning Center is on display through Friday, Dec. 6, on the L-l level of the library. The material, given to the library by Charles E. Feinberg, editor emeritus of the Walt Whitman Quarterly Review, is valued at about $1,000. It includes an original William J. Linton woodcut of Whitman done in 1871 and framed with a title-page proof of the 1876 edition of "Leaves of Grass," the poet's masterpiece. Also included are an original 1860 engraving of an illustration from the third edition of "Leaves of Grass" and 64 original issues of the "Walt Whitman Fellowship Papers" from 1894 to 1918. The material will be housed in Parkside's Archives and Area Research Center. English professor Donald Kummings, a widely reconized Whitman scholar who two years ago was invited to UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS have always been known to question handme- down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8tti Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larsen, Pastor *30 am. SwwtoM ft Sunday School speak on the poet at the famed Gorky Institute in Moscow, said, "The university is grateful indeed for Mr. Feinberg's gift. It represents a significant addition to the fine collection of literary materials now in the Parkside Archives." Also donated are a copy of "Whitman at Auction," published in 1978; copies of "The Correspondence of Walt Whitman," from 1886-1899 and from 1890-1892; copies of "With Walt Whitman in Camden," volumes five and six; and a book titled "Pages," which is about the world of books and features an interview with Feinberg, a renowned bibliophile and collector. The Walt Whitman Quarterly Review is observing its 30th anniversary this year. Miss Racine contest here The Miss Racine Pageant will be held on Saturday, Nov. 23 in the Comm Arts Theater at 8 p.m. Tickets are $5 and will be available from all contestants, the Journal Times, from Miss Racine 1985 Cherie Gotthardt, with inserts in 7-Up products and will also be available at the door. A r eception will follow immediately afterward in Main Place. Learn interview techniques Jonathan R. Kolb, manager of Progessional Recruiting and Training at In-Sink-Erator, a division of Emerson Electric, will present a workshop entitled "Effective Job Interviewing" on Tuesday, Nov. 19 in Moln. 105 from 5:30 -6:30 p.m. Kolb will make a short presentation and will then answer questions. RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 5 Week at the Park Rock show, concert Allen film to be shown EVENTS Thursday, Nov. 14 Rock and Gem Show: from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on the Union Bridge. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Geology Club. Movie: "A Soldier's Story" (PG) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie: "The Return of Martin Guerre" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Nov 15 Rock and Gem Show: continues through 5 p.m. today on the Union Bridge. Movie: "A Soldier's Story" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Workshop: "Intro to the IBM PC" starts at 1 p.m. and "Appleworks: Spread Sheet" starts at 2 pm. in WLLC Dl. Call ext. 2356 for reservations and information. Saturday, Nov. 16 Movie: "The Return of Martin Guerre" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, Nov. 17 Movie: "The Return of Martin Guerre" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Movie: "A Soldier's Story" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tuesday, Nov. 19 Breakfast/Seminar: "The Forecast' by Donald Ratajcazk, Professor of Economics at Georgia State University, at 7:30 a.m. in Union 104-106. Call ext. 2259 for reservations. Workshop: "Your Worst Enemy: Improving Negative Self-Image"starts at 6 p.m. in Tallent 281. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UWExtension. Concert: featuring the Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for senior citizens and Parkside faculty, staff and students and $2 for others. Thursday, Nov. 21 Movie: "Never Cry Wolf" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated PG and runs 105 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie: "The Last Tango in Paris" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. MACINEMAS 57th AVE & 75th St. 694 7301 BAJNBGW BRITE BJGMOVE. Gmznacm STARTS FRI., NOV. 15. EVENTS: First 50 children Fri., Nov. 15 will receive a free meal courtesy of McDonald's®. Special 11 am Sat. showing. Children bringing toy donations for "Toys for Tots" will receive 1 free admission for every paid admission. Individuals bringing non-perishable food donations will receive a free gift (while supplies last). The second film in the St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Film Series, "Annie Hall," will be shown at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Tuesday, Nov. 19. The program begins at 7 p.m. "Annie Hall" is a comic, believable story about two people (Alvy Singer/Woody Allen and Annie Hall/Diane Keaton) who are just right for each other on a certain level, but unable to resolve their conflicts well enough to stay together. Alvy and Annie meet, fall in love, live together, split up, get back together again, then split up for good. The circumstances eventually separating them are seen intheir arguments about sex, about meeting othei- people and about Annie's mind. By allowing us to glimpse a portion of his personal life, Allen has given us a polished look at a "nervous romance" in these modern times. "Annie Hall" won four Academy Awards in 1977, including Best Picture and Best Actress for Keaton. Immediately following the film, the audience is invited to participate in a discussion of the film led by Gregg Sargent, M.A. Sargent earned his master's degree in counseling psychology from Antioch University with a concentration in individual and family therapy. His experience is as a psychotherapist for community mental health clinics and crises intervention centers. Currently, he is with the psychology department at St. Luke's Mental Health Seiwices, utilizing his skills in individual counseling, group therapy and psychological testing. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Golden Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admisson charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located on the corner of Fourteenth and Franklin Streets in Racine. This program is a cooperative effort with St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Services. -Next week in the Ranger: Housing bids results Chancellor search continues Censoring books Miss Racine looks back ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR SPRING 1986 SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at Parkside) must consult their academic adviser PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR SPRING SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. Nov. 18-Dec. 2 has been designated as academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE REGISTRATION AREA CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Advising Center D-174 WLLC 553-2040 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. 6 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER Prof's new cable show with scientific topics by Gary L. Schneeberger When one hears the words "Space, the Final Frontier," he probably conjures images of Mr. Spock and Bones McCoy bickering aboard the Starship Enterprise. All that's going to change, however, if Parkside's Carol Lee Saffioti has her way. Saffioti, an associate professor of English, serves as one of the four co-producers of "Space, the Final Frontier," a cable TV documentary program offered on Jones Intercable's public access channel in Kenosha. "We're a group of people with a lot of scientific interest and knowledge," Saffioti explains, "but we're not scientists. And I'm glad we're not, because what we're doing is trying to present topics usually considered very scientific in a manner everyone can understand and appreciate." For more than a year now, Saffioti and her associates (to whom she refers as fellow "space buffs") have transformed their extra-curricular interest in out-of-this-atmosphere concerns into programming with high takeaway value. Integrating news, interviews, educational films and NASA coverage of everything from Halley's comet to the space shuttle program, "Space, the Final Frontier" conveys science facts rather than science fiction. In addition to educating the public about spacely matters, however, the monthly sixtyminute program also provides excellent learning opportunities, not only for its creators but also for Parkside students and other members of the community. October's installment of "Space," for example, was bolstered by an original music score courtesy of Parkside music major John Costigan. For Saffioti, that situation represents her ideal conception of the program. "Parkside still has production facilities," she said, "but they aren't being taken advantage of. What we'd like to do with our show is integrate student and community input, allowing an opportunity for people other than us to gain production experience. "Ideally, I like to look at the show as a chance to bridge the gap between technical knowledge and experiential knowledge. The production facilities (provided by Jones Intercable) are there to use, and there are unlimited educational possibilities for those who are interested enough to use them." For parties interested in working with Jones, Saffioti offers the following advice. "Come up with a proposal for a program first and then contact the proper people. Our show has worked so well because the idea came long before the filming. And it helps that we're doing it for no money at all; it's just because we love what we're doing.'' Carol Saffioti A Soldier's Storv • • • • PAB to show powerful story of bigotry yd*""*: Howard Rollins, Jr. by Gary L. Schneeberger In 1967, director Norman Jewison helmed "In the Heat of the Night," one of the most searing indictments of prejudice in American film history. Last year, Jewison did himself one better, bringing Charles Fuller's award-winning "A Soldier's Play" to the screen as "A Soldier's Story." Equally as riveting as its director's earlier film, "A Soldier's Story" makes an even stronger humanistic statement, dealing as it does with bigotry among - not against - blacks. The movie will be shown by PAB this week in the Union Cinema. Set at an all-black army base during WWII, the picture stars Academy Award nominee Howard Rollins ("Ragtime") as a sharp army lawyer investigating the murder of a fiery, universally disliked sergeant (Adolph Caesar, reprising his stage role). The narrative is told in flashback, as each soldier's alleged motive for the crime is explored after the grisly fact. En route to separating facts from fictions, Rollins, like Sidney Poitier's Virgil Tibbs in "Heat," must confront the myopic narrow-mindedness of a white authority figure (Dennis Lipscomb), who questions a negro's effectiveness in conducting an investigation involving "his own kind." The message advanced by "A Soldier's Story" is forthright and poignant. It clearly shows that the most biting prejudice comes from within one's own race, when miscommunication among kindreds becomes so pronounced as to incite violence. Although Caesar is billed as a supporting actor, the film spotlights his character as the vortex which sucks all others into the vicissitudes of tragedy. The real poignancy of that tragedy is transmitted through the remarkable performance of all concerned. Rollins, as usual, is superlative, spending most of his screen time in sunglasses and still conveying a cornucopia of emotion without the benefit of eye expression. Also good are minor supporting players like Denzel Washington and Larry Riley, whose performances as soldier/suspects do much to create the aura of intrigue permeating this film. Stealing the show, however, is Caesar, who earned an Oscar nomination as the man so confused by his own and his race's identity that his death seems a foregone conclusion. No matter how vicious and forceful he is with his battalion, he never loses his humanity in the eyes of the audience, which recognizes the root of his brutality - even if it doesn't understand it. ' A Soldier's Story" is an important film. Don't miss it. WANTED: STUDENTS I NTERESTED IN: MINORITY AFFAIRS: Next meeting Monday, Nov. 25, 1 p.m. Moln D107 Civil Rights Restoration, minority issues on campus. WOMEN'S AFFAIRS: Next meeting Monday, Nov. 25, 1 p.m. WLLC D137A. Wanted: Politically motivated women who want to see changes at UW-Parkside. LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS: Next meeting Wednesday, Nov. 20, 12 noon WLLC D137A. Protect YOUR f inancial aid at the Legislative Level. Lobby legislators on YOUR issues. STUDENT SERVICES: Next meeting Friday, Nov. 22,11 a.m. WLLC D173A . S.A.F.E. Project - Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations. Formation of a food co-op for students. For More Information, Contact: PSGA, INC. 553-2036 Kier to play This week's Performer Showcase entertainer is Kier. Having recorded one LP in 1982, Kier is now working on his second album. A highly polished performer, Kier plays guitar, piano and harmonica, sings and uses a health dose of humor. He will perform on Wednesday, Nov. 20 in the Union Bazaar. Admission and popcorn are free, as always. RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 7 Dick Cavett A talk with a veteran of the TV talk show by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dick Cavett has been involved in show business for many years as a comedy writer, interviewer and actor. During a recent phone interview from his New York home, Cavett recalled his start as America's least pretentious talk show host. "My only ambition was to be a guest on programs like the Carson Show," he said. "It never occurred to me that I'd be a host. I was seen as a guest host for Carson and was subsequently given my own show." Cavett has interviewed such diverse talents as Tennessee Williams, Woody Allen (whom Cavett "discovered"), jazz pianist Oscar Peterson and, one of Cavett's favorite interview subject, Groucho Marx. "I interviewed Groucho several times over the years, Tar gel • • • the best interview being a one hour show I did him him as the only guest. He was truly at his best. "When we first met, I told him that there were lines around the block to see his films at New York revival theaters and such, and he found that hard to believe. Of course he realized, very suddenly after that, how true it was. I almost lost him in a mob in New York once!" In Cavett's latest book, "Eye on Cavett," he recounts an incident concerning Groucho's appearance at Carnegie Hall in New York. Groucho was feeble and near death at the time of these appearances. Cavett recalled that things looked rather bleak just before the legendary comic was to appear before the massive throngs of admirers in the audience. Fortunately, his worry was for naught. "When Groucho died," "My only ambition was to be a guest on programs like the Carson show. It never occurred to me that I'd be a host." -Dick Cavett Cavett continued, "they did an obituary show hosted by Harry Reasoner and took clips from various shows I had done with him. Viewing them all together, you could see a slight but steady decline in Grouch's health in each one." One of the things that characterizes Cavett's interviews from others is his total lack of stuffy pretension. Often having showbiz friends as guests, Cavett will go off on amusing tangents about what he and the guest did at one time or another. "Some people find that nauseating," said Cavett. Perhaps the most undesirable incident ever to befall Cavett was having a guest acNewPenn film offers action by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Director Arthur Penn can be credited for helping to spawn the seventies generation of serious film enthusiasts with his classic "Bonnie and Clyde." These directorial talents are asserted once again in his latest film, "Target." Featured are Gene Hackman and Matt Dillon, two of the screen's strongest character personalities. The fatherson dissension between their characters is the axis of the film, which deals with the kidnapping of wife and mother Gayle Hunnicut, forcing Hackman to reveal that he was once a CIA undercover agent, a secret he has always kept from his son. The basic story is rather far-fetched, but seems plausible due to the excellence of its presentation. The acting is top drawer, Hackman and Dillon utilizing their abilities for all they're worth. Hackman's scenes often fondly recall that actor's unforgettable performance in William Friedkin's "The French Connection." The film manages to be intriguing and exciting, with several well-staged action sequences, while adding touches of humor. These elements could easily clash within the film's narrative, but here they blend cohesively to form a well-paced, tightly structured entertainment package. While "Target" is not essentially one of the great films of contemporary American cinema as are "Bonnie and Clyde" and "The French Connection," it still deserves strong merit as an enjoyable feature, with two of the screen's most important performers and one of its finest directors. It also manages to feature action sequences which eschew the repugnant gore found in so many recent movie shoot-em-ups. In the midst of this terrifically bad year for movies, "Target" stands out as an exceptional effort. In the entire realm of motion pictures, it at least holds its own as a competent little actioner enhanced by the acting and direction. Christmas events at PA C A variety of holiday events make up the Nights Before Christmas program at the Performing Arts Center this year, according to PAC Managing Director Archie A. Sarazin. The Carroll College music department will present a free Christmas Music Pageant on Friday, Dec. 6 in Uihlein Hall at noon. The concert will include the Carroll College concert, chapel and bell choirs and the concert band. A choir processional and audience sing-along will be part of the holiday pageant. Harvey Phillips' "Tuba Christmas" returns to the PAC for the fifth consecutive year. Twenty tubists dressed as Santa Claus will perform traditional and contemporary holiday music in Uihlein Hall on Saturday, Dec. 7 at 10 a.m. and noon. Reserved seat tickets for "Tuba Christmas" cost $2.50 and are available at the PAC Box Office from noon to 9 p.m. daily, or by calling Phonecharge, 273-7206, and charging tickets to Mastercard, VISA or American Express accounts. There is a two dollar handling free for all Phonecharge orders. Visitors and auidiences of the PAC can conduct their holiday shopping at the Nights Before Christmas Art Boutique in Magin Gallery, Nov. 7-Dec. 26. The boutique will display and sell the works of more than 50 artists. Jewelry, pottery, blown and stained glass, photography, weavings, basketry and works of wood, paper, leather and fabric will be sold. The Boutique will be open weekdays from noon until 2 p.m. and one hour before, during intermission and for 30 minutes following all Uihlein Hall performances and Milwaukee Repertory Theater matinees. tually drop dead on his program during the interview. "It was a stunning, awful event at the time," he said. "This person had been on other talk shows, stating that he was going to live to be 100, so the black comedy in the situation was just unbelievable." While it seems Cavett has interviewed virtually everyone in show business, there is still at least one performer he longs to have on his show, but alas, never has. "Cary Grant," said Cavett. "The last time I was in California, I talked to him and he assured me he wouldn't be any good, while I tried convincing him he would be at least passable. "It's so wonderful talking to him on the phone; my mouth waters and I think, 'O God, if I could only get this on the air.' " As an actor, Cavett played the lead in the Broadway show "Otherwise Engaged," after having performed in many other stage productions. His Broadway experience was a total delight, and he wishes to do more. However, he states, "There are so few shows on Broadway you'd want to see, let alone be in. I missed the golden age of everything!" Dick Cavett can presently be seen on the USA Cable Network with his thoroughly enjoyable interview sessions featuring some of the most fascinating people in or out of the entertainment field. He remains one of the most charming, witty, perspicacious interviewers and personalities in all of contemporary show business. Gene Hackman and Matt Dillon in "Target." Tan Before You Travel Don't burn on your vacation. The Midnight Sun can help your skin so you can enjoy your holiday vacations...or just treat yourself to 30 minutes of r elaxation and come out looking great! College Student Special 10 sessions for $40.00 (Bring your I.D.) Featuring Wolff and Solana Beds Gift Certificates Free 15 min. for new customers icfnight Sun Tanning Salon 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Racine 633-3022 Open Mon.-fri. 10-8 Sat. 8-1 RANGER Brine on the Nieht • • Good music, boring narrative by Gary L. Schneeberger Death Wish 3 Zero stars is still too good a rating Most musical documentaries detail the final days of a group, capturing either nostalgia (as in The Band's "Last Waltz") or dissolution (as in the Beatles "Let It Be"). With "Bring on the Night," however, Sting seeks to chronicle the beginnings of a band. Directed by Michael Apted ("Coal Miner's Daughter"), "Bring on the Night" is an innocuous rockumentary which nonetheless fails to execute its intentions. Instead of conveying the gradual coalescence of the six jazz musicians Sting recruited for his "Dream of the Blue Turtles" LP, the picture plays as little more than a "Sting Variety Hour." Of and by itself, this is no tragedy. An introspective, pensive intellectual, Sting - both as lead singer of the Police and on his own - has written some of the most lyrically beautiful music of the '80's. His talent is in abundant evidence here, as he sweats through stirring performances of such numbers as "Shadows in the Rain,"- "Fortress Around Your Heart" and "We Work the Black Seam," all from "Turtles," his first solo album. En route, he continually boasts that his new band (which includes Miles Davis' bassist Branford Marsalis and Weather Report's drummer -Omar Hakim) adds a Sting sings through latest documentary new. more exciting dimension to his music. And yet, "Bring on the Night's" most moving moments come when Sting assumes center stage alone and offers soulful renditions of "Roxanne" and "Message in a Bottle" - both big Police hits. Filmed entirely in Paris, the movie is visually striking, using historical wonders as a metaphor for what Sting is trying to create: a stable, interrelated structure strong enough to weather the advancement of years. These sights, along with a fantastic scene of Der Stingle belting out "Meet the Flintstones," somewhat manage to pick up the slack during long stretches of inane interviews with group members, roadies and managers. In the last analysis, then, "Bring on the Night" is a fine diversion for Sting's fans, as long as they don't attend expecting to see anything but a very talented man steal a very misleading show. Starshio Latest album a big comedown by Kristy Harrington The album cover of the new Starship LP reminds one of the extravagant spring fashion clothing at "Merry-Go- Round." Starship's "Knee Deep in the Hoopla," on RCA Records, is the unedited understatement for their latest-sounding LP. Band members Mick and Slick have everything it takes to produce a great sounding single like "We Built This City," but the band contributed nothing but the background noise. The groove is there, it's just not enthusiastic enough. Being too competitive with the younger-sounding English pop bands, the new sound is not very appealing compared to what we're used to hearing. The lyrics are redundant and boisterous. This miscellaneous collection of words was rhapsodically stitched together. Believe it or not, this is the same duo responsible for the vocals of last year's hit singles, "Laying it on the Line" and "No Way Out," from the "Nuclear Furniture" album. For a band that once held it all, Starship now holds nothing other than a different name. Starship is travelling toward a very rickety future. 20 Off Chocolate Mints Week of Nov. 18-22 We have a full selection of Candy & N uts Union Bazaar Directly Across from the info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru. Fri. by Gary L. Schneeberger There is only one thing worst than a bad movie: an inhumane bad movie. "Death Wish 3" defines the latter category. The absolute worst film this writer has ever seen, "Death Wish 3" isn't merely inept at all levels of production; it is also the most morally repugnant motion picture Hollywood has ever had the nerve to vomit into a movie theater. Once again, Charles Bronson stars as steely-eyed Paul Kersey, whose solution to crime in the streets is the eradication of criminals. In the original "Death Wish," he opened his one-man vigilante roadshow after his wife and daughter were attacked - resulting in the former's death and the latter's catatonia. He picked up where he left off in the first sequel, with slightly hazy motivation that still seemed perversely justified. In "Death Wish 3," however, Kersey's antics are just as mindlessly brutal as the antics of those he's snuffing out. Actually bonded by a New York City police investigator (Ed Lauter) to blow away a batallion of bad-guy punks. Kersey has lost any trace of humanity. While his earlier exploits seemed more the desperate actions of a man with nowhere else to turn, his attitude in this film is grotesquely flippant. He The very fact that he has fellow vigilantes is also quite revolting. Given all the brouhaha over the Bernard Goetz incident of last year, this film exhibits no inkling of responsibility, delighting in showing old women and young children brandishing firearms (including machine guns) in the name of "making the streets safe." But the streets aren't made safer by Bronson's indiscriminate blasting - they're made even more dangerous. All things considered, "Death Wish 3" makes one wish there were a lower rating to give a film than zero stars. murders at least 40 "creeps" here, smirking and joking with his fellow vigilantes through at least half of them. RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 9 Joe His Reggae LP asserts soulful style by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Reggae is music that is very heartfelt, political and religious. These elements are exemplified in the best of this musical genre, one of the more skilled exhibitors of this style being Joe Higgs. On his new Alligator LP "Triumph," Higgs shows us just why he is known as the father of reggae. The songs all endow the listener with a soulful exhuberance that separates Jamaican music from the emptiness of standard Top Forty pop. "Sound of the City," a remake of a track Higgs once performed with Jimmy Cliff, is a searing indictment of the hazards of the Babylon slums. "Step by Step" is an emotional song about the black man's standing his ground. Virtually every cut on the LP has some significance in that it assists in defining the quality of this musical style. Music has often been a form of artistic expression when the artist chooses to utilize more depth in his or her compositions than what is found in the forgettable, throwaway electronic meanderings that have invaded most commercial recordings. Higgs gives the listener that sorely-needed depth, making him one of the most important "serious" musicians in reggae since the death of Bob Marley. Joni Mitchell Comeback released TV review a Highway to Heaven" is no paradise by Nick Toper Not many artists can get away playing an angel on network television. Michael Landon can, although I've no idea why. As executive producer, director, scriptwriter, star and principal swelled head of NBC's sophomore series "Highway to Heaven," the small screen's favorite pillar of sensitivity has enjoyed angelic ratings success. As earthbound angel Jonathan Smith (get it?), Landon -just as he did on "Little House on the Prairie" -makes the world perpetually safe for schmaltz. "Highway to Heaven" (Wednesdays at 7 p.m. on Channels 4 and 5) could more aptly be titled "Sidewalk to Soapbox," since it serves as little more than an arena in which Landon can be preachy and pretentious and shed a few phony tears in the process. Along with "Little House" crony Vic French, he seeks out souls whose religious pursuits have hit detours (e.g., citizens who refuse to concern themselves with toxic waste dumping in their community) and guides them back onto the pathway of piousness. But it just doesn't wash. Illustrating his proclivity for moronic sentimentality in ever facet of production, Landon beats his sappiness home with all the subtlety of a lovestaved hippopotamus charging toward Shelley Winters. As his little heart play drones on, viewers actually feel as if they're being strangled by his unrelenting heavy-handedness - which he tries to mask as real live emotion. Don't let yourself be fooled. "Highway to Heaven" is television at its most ungodly. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Joni Mitchell's latest release, "Dog Eat Dog" on Warner Bros., has a front cover showing the singer being attacked by a pack of vicous canines. The listener is forgiven for hoping she loses. The sixties folk purist has incorporated the likes of Michael McDonald, Thomas Dolby and James Taylor for this so-called comback effort, the results being two sides of electronic vapidity. Mitchell has been commended for years as a classic folk-to-rock artist who speaks with her heart and her mind. The songs on this comeback record exhibit none of these qualities. None of the passion that colors Mitchell's earlier work is evident on this slow, dull, ponderous effort. It presents the listener with a series of throwaway tracks that belie any of the prowess Mitchell has shown in the past as a singer-songwriter. One of the more depressing things about comebacks is that a once-gifted artist from the past does no more than to display an incapability of retaining those fondly-remember talents the listener is expecting. Critically, folks like Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney have hung around too long, while performers the likes of Mitchell and John Joni Mitchell Fogerty should never have come back. The ugly truth about it, though, is that these feeble attempts at recapturing a once-glorious past are bigger sellers than the original works. There's no accounting for taste... or the lack of it. Stop in at the Ranger Office, WLLC D-139C (next to the Coffee Shoppe) 10 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER ICROSSWORP PUZZLER Cross Country Men's team primed for Nationals by Mike Rohl The men's cross country team will be competing in the NAIA National Championship meet this weekend held here at Parkside. The team was ranked sixth in last week's poll. The seven who will be running are Rich Miller,: Mark Hunt, Joe Eichner, John Hunt, Anthony Braccio, Scott Rench and Andy Serrano. The team is young and has good depth; only two of the top seven will not be returning next year. Here is a brief profile of each of the athletes: Rich Miller is one of the two seniors on the team. He has been the team's number one runner and has beaten over 95% of his competitin. He has been with the program for four years and has competed in this meet the past three years. Mark Hunt, a junior who was injured all last year, has come back to have a very strong season. He has run this meet before, competing in indoor and outdoor track nationals. Joe Eichner, a junior college transfer, is the team's third runner. He is a junior college Ail-American in cross country and track. John Hunt is also in his third year. A one-year layoff from the team hasn't hurt him at all. Anthony Braccio is a freshman from Boston. He was third in the Massachusetts state meet in the mile. He had some trouble in the middle of the year but seems to have come back strong. Sophomore Scott Rench broke into the top seven in the middle of the season. In his first season he was a bright hopeful but was stopped by illness. This year he has stayed healthy. Andy Serrano is the seventh man and the team's second senior. He has also run in this meet three times. Probably the strongest hill runner, he can bring the team in well. The course is wet and slow, which will be to the home team's advantage. The course is also one of the hardest and the best in the country. Freshmen wrestlers impressive in season's first match The Ranger wrestlers opened their season in Stevens Point, and three freshmen captured gold medals in the freshmen-only division. The meet was open for the 20 teams that competed in the tournament. There were no team scores kept. Karl Price, Ted Price and Arthur Demerath each placed first in their weight class. • 177-pound Karl Price outpointed Bill Garron of Superior, 6-2, in his third victory of the day. 167-pound Ted Price pinned his first two opponents and beat Paul Thein of Mankato State, 13-6, in the championship. 118-pound Demerath also pinned two opponents before beating Paul Perez of Mankato State, 9-5, i n the championship. Three other wrestlers also finished high in the freshmen division. 158-pound Kevin Yde placed second. 134-pound Troy Miller placed third, and 150-pound Gavin Langen placed fourth. Two other Ranger wrestlers placed high in the open division. 190-pound Sean Yde placed third, winning the consolation final 8-2 over Mike Gabrin of Northern Michigan. 142-pound Jack Danner lost the consolation final 4-2 to Eric Swiggens of Platteville, placing fourth. The team travels to Northern Michigan on Saturday to compete in another open meet. Puzzler Answers on page DOWN 1 Limb 2 Note of scale 3 High caFd 4 Flesh 5 Bar legally 6 Symbol for iron 7 Teutonic deity 8 Metric measure 9 North American rail 10 Three-base hit 11 Metal 13 Surfeits 16 Walk 19 Arrows 21 Periods of time 22 Farm structures 25 Animal 27 Burdened 30 Take from 32 Prance 34 Group of three 36 Lavishes fondness on 37 Newspaper executive 38 Spreads for drying 40 Gotten up 41 Ran easily 44 Pertaining to birth 47 Game played on horseback 49 Ivy League university 52 Man's nickname 54 Edge 57 Myself 58 Japanese drama Italy Wrist-wrestling set for Sunday The Parkside Baseball Club will present its first annual Wrist-Wrestling competition at 1 p.m. on Sunday, Nov. 17 • ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION • • AND TYPING • • Letters - Resumes 4 • Term Papers • Student Rates J 4 PHONE 637-3600 6 6 CALL AFTER 4 P.M. 4 6 6 • Jackie Anderson • 6 1441 Park Avenue 4 4 Racine, Wisconsin 4 in the campus Union Dining Room. Admission to the fund-raising event, open to the public, is $1 for students and $2 for others. Entries are also being accepted into the competition, and are $4 i n advance and $5 at the door. For complete information on the event, call Dale Phillips in the Parkside Athletic Department at 553-2245. The competition will feature Parkside baseball player Darin Gardner, who is a national wrist-wrestling champion. Phillips said, adding that it was Gardner's involvement with the sport that led to this event. Wrist-wrestling has six weight divisions for men and four for women. There is both right- and left-handed competition for men and women in all weight classes. Weighin for the competition is set for noon the day of the event. Proceeds from the event, which is being sponsored by CJW, Inc., distributors of Miller Beer in Kenosha, will go to support the baseball team's spring program. The competition is sanctioned by the U.S. Wrist-Wrestling Association and winners are eligible to advance to the World Olympic Wrist-Wrestling Tournament to be held in Milwaukee on Dec. 1. ACROSS 1 Reproach 6 Sumptuous meal 11 Fastens tightly 12 Mistakes 14 Sun god 15 Bores into 17 Silkworm 18 In addition 20 Carries 23 Likely 24 Strikebreaker 26 Danger 28 French article 29 Termagant 31 Pretentious homes 33 Fruit cake 35 Soft drink 36 Dinner course 39 Part of flower 42 Hypothetical force 43 Unit of Chinese currency 45 Roman tyrant 46 Gratuity 48 At present 50 Tear 51 Short jacket 53 Asterisk 55 Compass point 56 Somber 59 Wing-footed 61 Cowboy competition 62 Citrus fruit 1985-86 Wrestling Team RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 11 Soccer Rangers handed District, beat Northwestern by Richard Blay The Ranger soccer team finished the regular season on a high note defeating the Wildcats of Northwestern 1-0 on Sunday. The game was played in Evanston, Illinois. The score was tied with less than ten minutes left in the contest when Ail-American sweeper Andy Buchanan scored frmo 35 yards out to put the Rangers up 1-0. Buchanan's shot hit the crossbar and deflected off the Wildcat keeper and bounced into the net. Coach Rick Kilps was pleased with the outcome as well as the performance of the defense. "The defense looked very good the whole game. They played tough, not allowing Northwestern any real chances at our net. Northwestern was a little flat coming off a tie with Northern Illinois University on Saturday. We caught them at the right time." Now the team is looking towards Spartansburg, South Carolina, the home of this year's NAIA National Soccer Championship. The Rangers must beat Grandview, Iowa here. (The game was played, yesterday, Nov. 13, too late for publication in this week's issue of Ranger.) They would then travel to Sangamon State University in Springfield, 111. The Rangers beat Sangamon last year 2-1 to gain a berth in the 1984 National Tournament held in Fresno, California. Coach Kilps believes the team must "play better if they want to go to Nationals. Tactially, we are still not doing what we should be doing. We still have not made good of our scoring opportunities, and we are not going to get many chances against Sangamon, if we beat Grandview." Soccer Results Parkside (P) - 1 vs. Northwestern(N) - Sunday, Nov. 10 0 First Half Scoring: None. Second Half Scoring: 1. Buchanan (unassisted) 9:40. Shots: P-13, N-7; Fouls: P-27, N-22; Corner Kicks: P-7, N-9; Saves: P-6, N-5. Women runners headed for Pennsylvania by Mike Rohl The women's cross-country team finished second at the NCAA division II regional meet. They were second to Ashland 44-49. The girls gained a large bid and will be traveling to East Strouseburg, Pennsylvania for the national meet. The course in Ashland was muddy and slow but that didn't slow the Parkside runners down. Michelle Marter placed third in a time of 18:50. Jill Fobair was fourth in 18:58. Sarah Hiett was sixth in 19:10. Karen Jacobson finished 17th in 19:44. Julie McReynolds placed 25th in 20:01. Nancy Marter and Colleen Weismer were 36th and 49th times of 20:25 and 20:56. The women's team has four All-Americans and six have run this meet before. Coach Mike DeWitt said, "The course will be muddier and harder than the one in Ashland." This, however, should not affect the women since they seem to run well under the worst conditions. When asked about the team chances he said, "The girls feel that they could come away with a trophy." There will be over 300 competitors in the NAIA meet. The NCAA meet, on the other hand, wil have a little over 100 runners entered. There are as many schools in both but the NCAA invites 11 teams and the NAIA, 33. The top three women seem to have the same chances to be All-American in both. Get your Ranger Coupon Book! Buy a season ticket to UW-P BASKETBALL and be eligible for the RANGER RAFFLE... ALL FOR ONLY $5! • A season pass to 14 UW-Parkside home games, including the Ranger Classic, which opens the season Nov. 22-23 • A chance to win prizes totalling $2,000 at the end of the season • A chance to win $100 by sinking the "Long Ranger" shot from half court HERE'S HOW IT WORKS: YOUR $5 SEASON TICKET IS ALSO A RAFFLE TICKET! YOU COULD WIN: 1st PRIZE: $500 Cash 2nd PRIZE: $500 Color TV 3rd PRIZE: $500 Savings Bond 4th thru 8th PRIZES: $100 Cash Drawing will be held on February 15,1986, during half-time of the home basketball game against Northern Michigan University. Winner need not be present to win. UW-Parkside wishes to thank our sponsors for providing pri zes. PLEASE PA TRONIZE OUR SPONSORS. AMERICAN STATE BANK, CASA CAPRI RESTAURANT,CJW, INC.. GENES CONSTRUCTION. JAMES CAPE & SONS. LANDA LAW OFFICES, LAWN MAGIC, 7-UP BOTTLING, SPARKS INSURANCE. VIGANSKY TV & APPLIANCE Raffle license #R5433-R-286. Season tickets are available NOW at the Phy Ed Center Individual game tickets are $2.50 ($1 age 12 and under) 1985-86 HOME SCHEDULE $5 SEASON TICKET FOR 14 HOME GAMES (INCLUDES RANGER CLASSIC TOURNEY): DAY DATE OPPONENT TIME Fri. AND 11/22/85 RANGER CLASSIC TOURNE Y 7&9PM LAKELAND COLLEGE INDIANA U-SOUTH BEND ROSARY COLLEGE Sat. 11/23/85 RANGER CLASSIC 7&9PM Wed. 11/27/85 CARTHAGE COLLEGE 7:30 PM Sat. 11/30/85 UW-PLATTEVILLE 7:30 PM Wed. 12/4/85 NORTH CENTRAL 7:30 PM Fri. n 12/6/85 WINONA STATE 7:30 PM Sat. 1/4/86 MINN-DULUTH 2:30 PM Fri. 1/10/86 CONCORDIA 7:30 PM Mon. 1/13/86 UW-MILWAUKEE 7:30 PM Mon. 1/20/86 CARDINAL STRITCH 7:30 PM Wed. 2/5/86 LEWIS UNIVERSITY 7:30 PM Sat. 2/8/86 KENTUCKY STATE 7:30 PM Thur. 2/13/86 NE ILLINOIS 7:30 PM Sat. 2/15/86 NORTHERN MICHIGAN 7:30 PM 12 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER Volleyball Ranger women place second in District by Tom Siewart Last Saturday Parkside's women's volleyball team played in the NAIA District 14 Championship tournament at the Klotsche Center at UWMilwaukee. The Milwaukee Panthers, ranked second in the nation, were the favored team. When the final whistle blew, they captured the district title, but not without a whale of a fight from a very tough Parkside team. The Rangers were involved in two best-of-three matches and then two best-of-five matches. The first match was against Lakeland College. Parkside won 4-15, 15-4 and 15-1. At noon the team played its first of three matches against UW-M and won 9-15, 15-12, 15-10. The Rangers got off to a slow start in the match, but fired up after two of Rebbeca Scott's spikes. They played heads-up ball and Parkside coach Terry Paulson said they received "good offense from the middle" which froze the Panther blockers and allowed their spikes to get through. Having played the Panthers a number of times during the season, Paulson stated, "We beat them because we know them." With the other four teams in the tournament eliminated. Parkside played Milwaukee again. The team started out slow and lost the first game 6-15. In the second game they got on track and held a 9-6 lead before the Panthers inched back to win 12-15 in a hard-fought battle. The third game saw the Rangers open up a 9-0 lead before going on to win 15-8. The Panthers took a quick 4-0 lead in the fourth game. Parkside tied it at 4, but lost 8-15 to give Milwaukee the match. The outcome of the second match produced a 1-1 record between Parkside and Milwaukee on the day, and another best-of-five match was needed to determine the district champion. The Rangers took an early 3-0 lead in the first game, but the Panthers stormed back to win 6-15. The second game was a tough back-and-forth battle that Parkside won 15-8. The Rangers lost 4-15 in a third game that was much closer than the score would indicate. What turned out to be the fourth and final game of the match started out with an early tie at 4-4. Parkside pulled away to lead 9-5 before Milwaukee again tied it at 11. Milwaukee then took the lead and won a heartbreaker 11-15. Regarding the two final matches, Coach Paulson commented his team's major problem was that they did not pass-serve well. Parkside's offense relies heavily on the initial pass, and if it isn't executed well, their attack is much less effective. Paulson also stated that he was pleased with the way the team played overall and particularly noted the performances of Sarah Laue, Karen Greene, Kay Wolferstetter and Janet Koenig. Milwaukee Coach Tom Pleyte also complimented Parkside on their outstanding play and hopes that they can get an "at large" bid for the Nationals, saying that they are better than most of the teams that will be there. The NAIA Nationals will be held in Milwaukee Nov. 21-23. Men 9s basketball squad prepared for new season by Robb Luehr Last year, the Parkside Ranger men's basketball team had a record of 22-7, a great season by most standards. However, this coming season, the standard according to the players is 32-0. Coach Rees Johnson, on the other hand, won't exactly commit to that. "This team has the potential to be good enough to go to the NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) national tournament, and win the title, and the team feels that they can go undefeated. But after being in the game for 21 years, I feel that to go undefeated, you have to be not only good but lucky. You can't have any bad nights." With the record the Rangers had last year, the untrained observer wouldn't think the team needed improvement. However, the team has shown a "continuation of improvement" in practice, which is a carryover from last year. "We've improved our execution, our attitude, our caliber of play and our talent has improved again," said Johnson. This year marks the first season since Johnson has been here that he doesn't have Eric Womeldorf in the center position. Womeldorf had an uncharacteristic offseason college career, which Johnson attributes to a combination of factors. "We didn't get the ball inside as well as we should have," said Johnson. "A big factor was that the other teams knew he was a good player, and they clamped down on him a little harder.'' Despite the loss of Womeldorf, Johnson has a fine core of players returning from last year's team, including starting guard Dennis Davis, forwards Arthur (Jay) Rundles and Cornell Saddler, and junior center Mark Zukley. Davis was last year's scoring leader with 19.6 points per game. Anyone who watched him play last season will no doubt believe he is a legitimate All-American candidate. Rundles was the secondleading scorer with 12.1 points per game, and Saddler was third with 11.6. Other returning players are forward Dan Carrera, guard-forward Vince Hall, guard Michael Henderson and forward-center Mike Zukley. Rundles, Davis, Saddler, Carrera and Hall are seniors. The center position is in good hands. Junior Mark Zukley is the heir-apparent to Womeldorf, and he more than fits the bill. He started a few games later last season, often playing with total abandon, always with enthusiasm. "I think Mark will do a more than adequate job taking over Eric's spot," Johnson said. "He has improved tremendously, and I look for him to have better stats than Eric had. "Johnson also expects a major contribution from Henderson. "Mike has improved his overall game and his ballhandling from last year. He's stronger and more aggressive. He's a complete player." Breaking into the lineup this season won't be easy, but there is a fine crop of recruits waiting to fill in. They include: Jim Wall, 5-9, 1 60 lb. freshman from Green Bay Preble, was an All-State selection as a senior and played well in the State Tournament. His role will be as backup at point guard. Richard Delk is a 6-8, 195-lb. forward/center from Wirth High School in Gary, Ind. "He has had a harder time adjusting to college life than the rest of the team." said Johnson. "But he has long arms, excellent talent and a lot of ability. He has to get his academics and goals in order and he has to mature physically and get stronger. When he does, he's going to be a fine player." There is a slight possibility that he will be red-shirted this year. (Red-shirting means that a player is kept out of intercollegiate play for a year. He may continue in school and practice without losing any of his athletic eligibility.) Greg Sipla is a 6-8, 220-lb. freshman from Racine Case. "I saw him play as a junior, and I was unimpressed," said Johnson. "I saw him again near the end of his senior year, and I saw a tremendous improvement, and we got interested. We had a chance to see him again when he came down here to play this summer when the courts were open. He's a real banger, he's smart, very coachable and he doesn't make a lot of mistakes. He reminds me of Eric (Womeldorf) - he's the same kind of player." Sipla also has a slight chance of being red-shirted. Mark Livingston, a 6-3, 194-lb. transfer student, is originally from Wilson, North Carolina. He is a walk-on who came to Parkside to high jump for the track team and Services Offered SKI TUNING: -Quality, sharpening, waxing. Only $15 for complete job! Call Scott. 639-8645. CLINICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight, stop smoking, improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414-652-2727 for more information or an appointment. EXECUTIVE SECRETARY to type reports, resumes, speeches, etc. 75Vpage; numerical tables lOVpage additional. Fast, professional service. Science and business my specialty. 554-0321 after 5 p.m. For Sale SKIS-DYN'ASTAR Omeglass Equipe. 195 cm. In very good shape. Only $40. Scott. 639-8645. TYPEWRITER: SILVER Reed Elecdecided to try out for basketall. "He's giving a good effort and is working hard, but he has a lot to learn," said Johnson. Clay Mitchell, a 6-1, 172-lb. guard, is another walk-on. He graduated from Mather High School in Chicago four years ago and has been living in Kenosha. He decided to come back to school this year. "He is a physical player with a lot of moves; he just has to learn the system," Johnson commented. Brian Mallory, a 5-10 150-lb. guard from Waterbury, Conn., played here two years ago, but "but mutual consent" he didn't play last year, although he stayed in school. He lived at the YMCA and practiced there. "He's a good person to have on the team," said Johnson. "He works hard for the team. He doesn't expect to be a starter or superstar, but he's willing to give 100 percent in practice everyday and push somebody else to make him better. Consequently, Brian's improved a lot." One new player becomes eligible for the second semester. He is Greg Nash, a 6-2, 170-lb. guard who transferred from Texas Tech. He is origi- •Classified ads• trie Correcting. Seldom used. $150 o r best offer. 637-6259 after 7 p.m. 74 GREMLIN, $400. 53.000 miles. Good condition. 681-1389. HANG UP your bike for winter! 1973 Audi Fox for sale-loves to go in snow. $400. 74,000 mi les. 633-8455. Help Wanted TRAVEL FIELD opportunity. Gain valuable marketing experience while earning money. Campus representative needed immediately for spring trip to Florida. Call Bill Ryan at 1-800-282-6221. $60.00 PER hundred paid for remailing letters from home! Send self-addressed, stamped envelope for information/ application. Associates. Box 95-B. Roselle NJ 07203. PART-TIME secretary. $4/hour. Apply in PSGA Office. WLLC D193A. 553-2244. nally from Whitefish Bay Dominican. He didn't play at Texas Tech, but "he's improved a lot since high school," said Johnson. "He's going to be a really fine player for us. He's in the mold of Rundles. He doesn't score as well, but he handles the ball better." Two new recruits will definitely be red-shirted this year: Aaron Womack, a 6-7, 195-lb. forward/center from Brown Deer High School and Robert Gloss, a 6-3, 210-lb. guard who transferred here from Gogebic Community College in Ironwood, Mich. Womack is what Johnson calls "a project." "He has a lot of potential. He's not a real leaper, but he's smart and does a lot of things well. He just needs to mature." Gloss was the fifth-leading junior college rebounder in the nation last year, and at 24 is physically and mentally mature, according to Johnson. "We're red-shirting him because he's similar to Saddler or Carrera, and it's not fair to him to push him so he can just sit on the sideline this year. He's a good enough player to red-shirt him, so he can have two good years for us." Housing ROOM FOR rent. 1545 Flett. 633-6297. Master bedroom for l or 2. $120/ month. Yard, 3 floors, washer/dryer- /micro. Personals JIM, LET'S go smurfin' sometime. Shabba-Doo. BRIAN, I'M not dead, just a little crazy. That okay? JEANNIE B: J'm thinking of you. Deannie Z. PAUL, YOU'RE a real sweetheart. Don't change! Lisa Piza. JEFFREY: YOU better still be my friend or else! QUESTION: WHERE do soccer players go during the off season? Bilingual. JOHN: WE the jury want you to go to Minn, with your girlfriend. She misses you. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 12, November 14, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-11-14 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System child care center federal grant program kenosha county racine county sherry thomas title 20 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/3f6d3db6e783fd157fa812a92d259f3c.pdf f92605913ee974e0f39af094c90844fc Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Housing: Construction begins Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Miss Racine looks back Page 6 Thursday, November 21,1985 Jazz dance sroun performs Page to Men's, women's basketball begins Page 11 • ~ University of Wisconsin.Parkside Volume 14, No. 13. HQusing Construction begins The University of wtscon. stn-Parkstde Benevolent Foundation is expected to ac- cept a bid for construction of on-campus student housing Thursday, a foundation mern- ber said Monday. Tom Krimmel, director of development and alumni es. fairs, said Bukacek Construe. tion Inc. of Racine submitted the lowest of three bids and Is expected to begin work this week. , Bukacek's base bid was $2,973,000,which does not In. elude work on plumbing,. heating, air conditioning, flooring or appliances. Plumbing and heating, which Bukacek will subeon- tract, Is expected to cost $591,271,Krimmel said. Brrr... Thebarren trees and the cold weather show that winter Is on Its way, Child Care makes plans by Karl Dixon News Editor The question of what to do With sick children Who need day-care service is currently onTheminds of both the ad. minislration of the Child Care' Center and the parents who USe the service. . .Theproblem of what to do with children who are suffer- U1g from a cold, the sniffles Orother non-serious maladies ~~n be answered, believes erry Thomas, assistant COOrdinatorof the Child Care Center; by uttliatng space In area hospitals. atCurrently, a program exists in ~t. Mary's Medical Center acine that does care for mildly ill children. Indlvidu- ~ m~st pre-register for "Kid ho re, . and they pay $3·,an ur. I ~ have a lot of dreams and ve pUtSOmeeffort Into es. l.abllshlng this type of pro- gram in Kenosha, o. Thomas said. A program like "Kid Care" was originally supposed to be developed at a Kenosha hos- pil.al, but a serious logistical problem developed and the plans were abandoned. "We wanted to use space on the third floor, and the state would not support us because you have to be on the ground floor if you want to care for infants," she said .• 'Then, the hospital lost Interest." . . Thomas said she 15 etfll researching the problem and is still hoping to establish a service in Kenosha. However, one of the most famous child- care services for ill children In the counlry Is In Berkeley, Calif .• where an apartment is rented and staffed by indlvld· uals.· "Child-care .advocates Child Care see page 4 State Construction of Ke- nosha was the next lowest bidder, with a base bid of $3,078,000, and Riley Con. struction, also of Kenosha. submitted a base bid of $3,149,000. l Foundation membEWS re- jected a first round Jlf bids last month because they ranged from $4.2 million to $4.4 million, and the founda- tion had set the project's cost' at $3.4mll1ion. KrImmel said the founda- tion has indicated the Intent to accept Bukacek's bid so the contractor can begin con. struction this week. I A formal groundbreaklng. ceremony Is scheduled for Dec. 16. Search and screen progresses by Karl Dixon News Editor the committee, as of today, has met with seven candidates .and next week will decide whether or not It wants to In.. terview an additional one or two individuals. If It decides not to, It will make Its recom- mendation from the candl. dates who have already been Interviewed. The Dec. 1 deadline has been self-Imposed, and some of the committee members may do some additional tel- ephoning to gather additional Information from the eanet- dates Interviewed thus far, accprdlng·to Canary. "We don't make the deel- ston, we only have to recom.· mend five or more names," Canary said. "If we need more time, we'll take it." Sing! The CItor~le Is shown practicing for their concert, which was held Tuesday evening. The Chancellor Search and Screen Committee Is planning to recommend the names of five or more candidates to the Board of Regents by Dec. 1, according to Chair Robert Ca. nary. Canary, who Is also chair of the Humanities Division, said �----------------------. 2 Thursday, November 21, 19811 EJJiJ!JJifll AIDS ban,deplorable WELL, 'roU oor WH.U 'ltlU WANfEI). MRS. PRlJDNIK THE ALL'mE AL8lWIS HAVE LYRICS PRINTED RIGHT ON THE COVER. _ ..... ~::::::--:: ~-~..., ~ The AiDs hysteria Is getting out of hand and must stop. The Racine School Board voted 8 to 3 in favor of excluding victims of AIDS from at. tendin2' or working at schools. The action proves how dangerous Ignorance is. AIDS has NOT been proven to be casually transmitta- ble. ThIs means that you cannot 'get AIDS from a door- knob. or from misdirected saIlva, a handshake. a sneeze or cough or by breatltlng the same air as a victim. AIDS can be contracted through the exchange of the bodily fluids semen and blood. The Board's decision was an emotional reaction, not a scientific one, which was promulgated by sensationalism. How unfortunate that the Board decided to act on hearsay rather than research and fact. Indeed AIDS Is serious problem. However, this "solu- tion" merely"adds to public misguidance. In an attempt to protect the Innocent the Board over- looked the ctvil rights of the victims. How far must this go? Should we banish victims to cells, tatoo a disease symbol on their foreheads. or maybe just kill them? , Discrimination won out over education on this Issue. Nothing positive wI1l be gained by blacklisting students and staff. , Let's serlousiy look at ways to educate our youth about such diseases. Teach them how to prevent AIDS from spreading. Provide them with toilet seat covers If that Is a concern. Teach them to deal with these important issues. not ""-it and hide from them. The Racine School Board m~ a great opportunlty to put their purpose Into prac- tlce, ,.Jhtch Is to provide a quality education to .students. Stop the unfounded hysteria and start learning about the real problems and the real dangers of AIDS. Teach our children the facts. nol the falactes. 80 that they may make wiser decisions than adults now make. . Letter to the Editor Fudge on "'Fridge" unnecessary Dear Editor, American at Clemson UniVer. sity and be was a highly tout. Gary' L. Schneeberger's ed prospect In the opening "Nobody asked me. but ...•• rounds of the -recent spring column of Nov. 14 was unnec- .NFL draft. As .for- him being essary and very "predictable', -a 308-lb. blob of~blubber who of him. He Is Supposedly an resembles a blockade rather entertainment crine . Why Is ·than a blocker. I disagree he 'off attacking the sports with Mr. Schneeberger world? Perry Is a superb athiete. Not William "Refrigerator" only Is he extremely. qufck for. Perry is much' better than, 'his size, but he Is very agile most people are 'giving him and lnte11lgent. His tremen- credit for. That is to say, the dous acceleration from the unknowledgable football fans line of scrimmage Is a plus on - people who have never "hls pressuring the quarter. played the game nor studied back. It. For those of you who don't I do agree with Mr. Sch•. know, Perry was an, All· neeberger on one thing though: McMahon's and Pay. ton's ., contributions to IJle Bears do ,generally 110 unher., < ,aided. But wbat else Is new? William "Refrigenitor" 'Perry will be the same way ,soon. He does contribute to ,- the Bears t defense and offen- se ,very well; when all the at. tention drifts away. there w:Ill be Perry. unheralded just like Walter Payton Is. • And to be frank, "The Fridge" does bring back fun Into the NFL, The name of the column is correct: "Nobody did ask you, Gary." A.M. Fedetz Schneeberger wrong on both counts To the Editor: In his recent article, Gary L. Schneeberger had nothing nice to say about William "The Fridge" Perry. Being that he Is a Packer fan. It Is very understandable. Gary, you seem a little miffed that a "308-lb. blob of blubber" plays against people weighing 80 lbs. less. If the Fridge played for the Packers, you would be glad to have that size and power on your team. You say, "He's a blockade, not a blocker. He's fat. not fantastic." What a bogus statement considering he ar- ready has scored two tOUCh- downs, assisted in others and has proved himself on the de- fensive line. When Mike Dltka uses the Fridge. he is playing smart football (the o\>ject of the game IS to score points and to win). The Fridge Is bringing excitement back to the NFL. With regard to your article' on Sting, you mention his new band that "inclUdes Miles DaVIs' bassist Branford Mar. salls ..." Gary. that's news to 'me! You see, SAXOPHONE player Branford .Marsalis DOES NOT play bass guitar. Because of your apparent mustcat knowledge and the fact that a saxophone could look a lot like a bass guitar, I .(: can understand this mistake. But In the future, Gary, please do a little more re- search before you write. (1 quote) "You'll appear much less assinine for your ef- forts." - -- Rex Rukavina .Jennie Tunldelcz: :.Edltor Bob KlesUng Campus News Editor Karl Dlxoa· ..••• COmmuofty News EdlIor ,,1m Nelbaur ..•••••••••••••• Feature EdItor ,Gary ~rger Asst. Feature Editor RIch Blay Sports EdItor Dave McEvoy •••••·••••• Pboto EdItor A.ody BlJcb.nan·· ••••••~••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Bus1Des. Manager laD .Jact· ..••••••·•••••• Advertlslng Manager Michael Fircbow·······••••...•••.•.••••..•••.Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Terry Byrne, Gretchen Gayhart, Kristy Harrington, Carol Kortendlck. Kim Kranich, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr. Scott McDonald. Mike Rohl, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Laureen Wawro. ' Ranger Is .written and edited by stuilenis at ,UW-Parkaide and they ar~ 801el¥ re8ponsib}e for its editorilll policy and conteftt. Ranger t8 publt8hed every Tkursday dUring the academic year ex. cept dunng breaks and holidays. ., ~U cC?rre8pondence ...,hould be addressed to: Parkside RaJltler, UntUe'l"8tty Of Wisconsin·ParksUle, Box No. 2IJOO, KenD8ha W1 531tl. .~elepkoni: (.U4J 55.J-~5 or (,614) 553-2287. • Letters to the editor unU be accepted if typewritten double. .. spaced em standard size paper. Letter..., sMntld be less' tho" 350 .... ,:m's and 1l!~t be rigned, wit~ a teleplume number ~ncluded lor ... .zu::rz;att;" PU-T1J?&e.s. Name:t unU .be wdhheld ,upon request. Dead. '. :$or etters t.t Tuesday at 10 ,a. m. for publication Thursday. !langer reserves the right to edit letters and rejWle letters contain- .. Iflg false a~ de/amatory content. Ra"ger &8 printed by the'Ra~ine Journal Times. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty. Jack Bomhuetter. Kris Odegaard. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 13, November 21, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-11-21 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System groundbreaking ceremony nicholas burckel riley construction tom krimmel university of wisconsin-parkside benevolent foundation https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/7eb49a8cac7dbedb734858a23e1b9c64.pdf 3950d15073f7df62eaed592a1a36e62a Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor candidates submitted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document John Lennon remembered Page 7 Wrestler does well PageU 'l'Jiursday, December 5, 1985 .. ~ 'University of Wisconsin.Parkside Volume 14, No. 14 Doz·ingon the job Construction for en-campus housing began last week. IPitchers reborn? by Karl Dixon J'fews Editor A IDOUon to reinstitute pltclers of soda and beer, and carafesof wine was ap- pI'OVtc\ by the Parkside Union Advisory Board at their meet- Inf two weeks ago. Pitchers and carafes were removedfrom the Union after the drinking age was legally raised to 19. A phone survey done, however, revealed that cmIy three other UW cam- puses, In addition to Par-kat- de. have stopped selling pllchersand carafes. UW·La· Crosse, Madison, Milwaukee, OshIrosh, Platteville, Stevens PolDtand Stout all serve pitchers,and all of them with ~except1on of LaCrosse and ,""waukee are open to all ltudents, regardless of age. Keith Harmann, PUAB :::m""r, said that. he made motion because he ~ht tt would be good for ..... morale of the student ""Uf. UHaving pitchers and :res would make it more Venient for friends and :-mates to get together," laid. "That way they ::flln't have to up to the bar ,\~ally . to get beer or ;:. Iiarmann also said ~er sales are down from lbllt s years, and the avall- ,..yty of pitcher and carafes !OuIIIn!J1creaseprofits. "I u... t have made this mo·. "'s If I thought that there _sating to be a problem," ~ DIrector BI1l Niebuhr t the avallabl1lty of objects that make the sharing ·of aicohoi possible could put the schooi in a vulnerable postition because of the 19- year-old drinking law. "I was surprised to learn about the number of schools that were open to all students and serving pitchers," Nie- buhr said in reference to the survey. "I have no objectlon to increasing revenue, but I think that it wouid put us in a vulnerable position in regard to the law." "I would be real concerned about taking an action at this point in time," said Jennifer Price, Director of Student Life. "There is too much volatility in the air to reiax our regulations." There are several factors that are contributing to the voiatility, Price said, Includ- ing a possibie 21.year·old drinking age. and the devel- opment of some specific guideiines by the Board of Regents. ."It wouldn't surprise me if some of the other schools are. now grappling with the same types of problems (with refer- ence to underage drinking) we were dealing with a year and a half ago,". she said. OWe were just a ntue ahead of the game." . Price said that beer sales are down, not only in Wisc~n. in but across the entire ~o~ntry; however, the sale ~~ soda has increased propo tionately. d "I am willing to be swaye , but ·we need to change th~ pollcies for good reasons, Pitchers see page 3 Chancellor candidates submitted by Kari Dixon News Editor One of the five finallsts chosen by the Search and Screen Committee will be named chancellor sometime in February, according to committee chair Bob Canary. The names of the candidates, chosen after weeks of work by the committee, have been forwarded to acting UW·Sys. tern President Katherine Lyall. Incoming UW·System President Kenneth Shaw and Lyall will review the Indivtdu- als and make recommenda. tions to the Regents' Selection Committee. The committee wtll then make its recommen- dations to the full Board of Regents, who will then take action on the choice someti- me in February: Canary and other commit- tee members are in Madison today sharing their opinions on the candidates with Lyall. "We have recommended the names of five people who are ready and able to do the job," Canary said. "Some of us are traveling to Madison to talk to President Lyall just to convey the sense of what the committee has found." Cana. ry said he did not expect a chancellor to be named until February, but he expected that a decision will be made by Lyall and Shaw before the reommendations are presen- ted to the Regents' Commlt· tee. "Lyall and Shaw proba- bly know somelhing about each of the candidates, but they may do some additional checking," Canary said. Student commlttee member Jennie Tunkielcz said she la confident about the candt- dates passed on to President Lyall. "I am confident that the commJttee did a good job In choosing viable candt- dates." she sald. "I hope the Board of Regents will arrive at a quick and thorough dect- ston." Student loans in jeopardy The Senate and House wtu vote Tuesday on a federal debt reduction bill that could, if passed, eliminate guaran- teed student loans, cut in half the number of Pell Grants available and reduce work study funds by more than one-half their current amount. The Gramm-Rudman Amendment is a piece of leg- islation calling for these reductions, and education is only one of several social pr~. grams this bill would elimi- nate in order to reduce $180 billion in deficit by 1991. The bill has been in House com- mittee and will be introduced on the floors of both houses next week. "This is bad news. It's a very serious issue," said PSGA Senator and United Council Legislative Affairs Representative Adrian Ser-r-a- no. "If this passes. guaran- teed student loans are out the window." Serrano said that education funds are cut the most drasti- cally in this attempt to bal- ance the budget. Defense funding, he noted, is not cut at all. This week PSG A has been writing letters to Senators Robert Kasten and William Proxmire and Representative Les Asptn. urging them to vote against the bl1l. "PSGA is ha vlng a letter- writing drive. and pena and paper will be available in our office. We will even pay the postage," Serrano said. "We are urging all students to cali their representatives and let them know how they {eel." A four-page information packet, as well as posters, will be distributed, and serra- no hopes this will inform stu- dents of the ramifications at this bill. "There will be no student loans if this passes because the incentive that banks had to loan money w1ll be taken away," he said. Main Place design plans halted by Bill Serpe A plan to expand middle Main Place to include infor- mal meeting areas has been stalled by the administration. A source close to the ad- ministration, who asked not to be named. suggested the project was halted because other members of the adrnin- istration were against ~e plan, although they gave no reasons. But Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said the main problem is money. HWe're not sure about fund· ing," Shutler said. "It is possible that the necessary monies might be avaliable, but we're not certain where we can get it from." Shutler said administrators had not made a decision on whether the project, which was started by former Chan- cellor Alan Guskin, would be completed. The Campus Planning Corn- mittee will consider the proj- ect, Shutler said. Skelly Warren of the Dra- matic Arts Department had designed the project. which was to include tables and chairs in Main Place to pro- vide a more inviting setting. PSGA President Patrick Ramsdeli said students had never been asked whether they wanted the project. "I don't believe students were ever asked for any input," Ramsdell said. "Student Input could Influ· ence the design plan," Shul- ler said, "but It Is unlikely that student interest could generate any funding." Assistant to the Assistant Chancellor Jenny Price said the administration "had not Indicated adequate financing or widespread support. ,. Shutler said she wanted to see the project finished but that money Is the biggest problem. With the state's budget so tlght, Shutler said. many agencies are shuffling money around. and they are not spending money on frills. "And interior decoraUon." Shutler sald, "is looked at as frills. 'I Thursday, December 5, 1985 3 iudgetincrease~ sought byJenme TunkieICz requesting sUbstant" 1 Editor creases. ia in- last week. PAB (Parkside Activities Adrian Serrano, SUFAC Board) is requesting a 609 chair, said the committee felt percent increase in th: PAB submited an incomplete bUd&et,or $32,339 in additi~::: rationale for the request. so al funding. This budg'et In- the or'garrizatton was asked to crease would raise student submtt a b~tter justification fees by aprox-imately $4 er and. meet with the committee student per semester. P agam. PAB is the organization Peer Support, the organtza- .which programs cam us a tion for non-traditional stu- tlvities, such as p fllm~- dents, Is requesting $12,015in dances, special events d additional funds, which is a other entertainment. ~e 261:1percent budget increase. budget increases include This increase would raise $8,000 additional money for segregated fees by $1per stu- films, $5,000 for lectures and dent per semester. $10,000for a major concert Peer Support officers will SUFAC -dectded to table the present their budget to organization's request after SUFAC today. meeting with P AB ff" PSGA (Parkside Student o icers SUFAC see page 15 ==Letters to the Editor'=== Says queen not elected by BSO News briefs ,\tIt1etlcs and the Chlld care Center, in addition to everalstudent organizations, :,. seeking large budget In- creases which, If passed, . fiOUldincrease student fees. SUF,\C (Segregated Fees AI1OCatio n Committee) Is still seeJdng student opinion about theseIncreases. Student fees wouldIncrease by about $5.75 per full·llme student, per semester,which would trans- late Into $93.50per semester per student. Last year the segregated fee charge was $82 perstudent. SUFACwl11review 17 cam- pusbudgets; five of these are Lung cancer declines in male population The incidence of lung canc- er in white males has dropped significantly for the first time in 50 years. the New York Times reported. According to the National Cancer Institute, the decrease can be attributed to a sharp decrease in smoking. "This proves people can successful- ly reduce their cancer risk by quitting smoking," said Dr. Vincent T. DeVita, Jr. Lung cancer rates among women and black men did not show similar declines, though. Women have not given up smoking at the same rate as men, and the met- dence of lung cancer among black men may be influenced by other factors, officials said. As for white men "I th1nk It's a milestone, .. 'said Ed- ward Sondik, Chief of the In- sUtute's SurveUlance and Operations Branch. elected by the entire organi- zational body. Also, the Ranger should ask Ernestine Weisinger who the other five candidates were who compe- ted against Charlotte Davis for the crown. I am sure that the members of BSO, as well as the rest of the Parkside 'student body, would like to To theEditor: In regard to your article "8S0 Coronation..." (Nov. II) onCharlotte Davis, BSO Queen: It should be known by the student body of UW-P thatDavisdoes not represent theentire Black Student Or- gamzation,since she was pot know this. The fact Is that no one ran against Davis for queen of BSO. Members of BSO were informed of a so- called "election" at a meet- ing in mid-October. Perhaps the Ranger should check its facts before printing a story about BSO. LA for refugees The Government's top immigration official on the West Coast says he will explore whether Los Angeles can be cut off from receiving federal funds after the City CouncLlde- clared it a sanctuary for Central American political refu- gees, Associated Press reported. Harold Ezell, Western regional Director of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service, said "I feel so strongly that the Los Angeles Olty Council made a very poor decision that I have asked wasnington. my headquarters, to find out legally what we can do to change the situation." The resolution, approved last week, forbids city employ- ees from considering resident status when dLspensing services. It also reaffirms a pollee department polley against arresting or detaining undocumented immigrants merely for being in Los Angeles illegally. Jill Killian Rush -too much for reviewer TotheEditor: In a recent article, Jim N ei- baur took the history of Rush and turned it around 180 de- grees,He says that "their earlier albums are sorely missed"and "they are trying to sound like Genesis or Yes." Healso says their "en- tire existence is based on the standard sell-out proce- dures ." JIM! WAKE UP! In the 1985 readers' poll of "Mustcl- an Magazine" (not "Cir- CUS"), musicians were voted on by their peers. And who WOn the best drummer and best bassist caption? Why none other than Neal Peart and Geddy Lee. Pretty good for a couple of "boring and tiresome" musicians. sion gets more and more ad- vanced. Adding synthesizers and electronics doesn't make them commercial. They use electronics to their advantage and they do a damn good job of it (like a good musician does). Technology keeps pushing and Rush is right out in front. After "Fly By Night," they just kept .going right over your head and they will continue to as long as you are a bullheaded traditional- ist. Rush is still a power trio, it's just more power than you can handle! People like you don't know good music because you are too closed-minded and you can't accept change. If Rush stiU played songs like "Work- ing Man," they wouldn't have influenced so many great, Ie- tigimate musicians. Rush is musicians' music, so you are already unqualified to review it. If you think Rush is going downhill, you must be a typt- cal, musically impotent lis- tener. Every album in succes- Mistake burns up family Volunteer firemen watched while a mobile home In De- Soto, Montana burned, after the fire chief said they mista- kenly thought the family had not paid for protection, As· soclated Press reported. The fire destroyed all the famlly's possessions, includ- Ing their dog. "By the time we got home, everything was smolder- lng," said Debra Weindel, who Uved in the mobile home. "They wouldn't even pour a pitcher of water on It." County Presiding Judge Ralph Krodl1nger said the de- partment has a strict pollcy against protecting property for which the $12.50 fire protection tags have not been purchased. The Weindels had purchased the small blue tag In October, 1984for protection through next JUly. Michael Piehl Fridgecomments heartless, insensitive To theEdllor: ~ am a transfer student attn} UW·Parkside presently lloeMln g UW-Whitewater. wever, I still read the ::a ger occasionally as I at- Med Parkslde for three ~s and am Interested to Whatis going on. In Thereason I am writing Is S 1'l!gardsto the article Gary ..~~eberger wrote entitled 'Frid dr asked me, but ... The ..... ge leaves me cold." I ho extremely shocked at ~ a writer, as you so c~H and raelf, could be so crude Pe~sensilive about William y~re were several parts in ang article that made me so lIoitry· I think your descrip- 1Q8.I;fWilliam Perry as "a , blob of blubber whose I'm sure what Is going through Ditka's mind is not that he' is a "blockade" or "fat" as you say. Secondly, to top off the end of your article you have the audacity to call Mr. Perry and "overweight UNDERACHIEVER!" What does size have to do with being an underachiever? From your remarks, it appar- ently makes a difference to you. Well, Mr. Schneeberger, I certainly hop~ you are not as heartless and insensitive as your article makes you out to be. No matter what race, eth- nic background, PHYSICAL SIZE, etc., everyone has feel- Ings and I hope you remem- ber that the next time you write another article. Sincerely, Karen T. Olson only athletic prowess has thus far been manifest in his abil- ity to run over someone weighing 80 lbs. less than he does" was downright cruel. Just because he 'is a large man, does that mean he is less talented or less of a human being than someone half his size? pbviously, not according to his performan~e on the footbaU field. There IS more to his "athletic prow- ess" than just the phYSical aspect In the game of foot- baH. What an Insult to make such a comment! There were two other par· agraphs In your article that I would definitely llke to com- ment on, First of all, how do YOU know how Bears' coa.ch Mike Ditka "forklifts" hlm into the backfield for a g,oa,l; line situation? YOU DpN T.. Pitchers, carafes may return to Union said, "I went to school In a state where the drinking age was 21 and 1 was young once." The recommendation is now in the hands of the Chan- cellor, and Price said that any alcohol policy changes would require the Chancel· lor's approval. "I am sure that she and Michael (Bassls, Assistant Chancellor) will need to be convinced of the same things that I need to be convinced of before approv- ing any Changes." Pitchers from page 1 she continued. "I think It would be irresponsible for us to lake an action only be- cause it would increase beer sales. That's not what we are here for." Price said that she would be wl11ingto experiment with events that would only be open to 19·year-olds, and would feature pitchers, but she really would like to see Union Square .remain open to all students. "1 am not an anti-alcohol person, " she Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 14, December 5, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-12-05 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System board of regents bob canary censorship kenneth shaw search and screen committee uw-system president katherine lyall https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/41851fcee2e6e0c537c704fdd6816303.pdf d5cf26eebf662f4fcc4c1246b569649b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Peace on Earth Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , Housing ceremonies. fated'): .' '7\1;" ' ~age3 " " " A ctive students featured Pages 6 and 7 Wrestlers take second Page /0 Thursday, December 12, 1985 T·· 2 Thursday, December 12, 1985 Editorial Bring cheer to the lessfortunate by Karl Dixon Nobody asked me, but Sun- day night was a bitch. It marked the passage of five empty years since the assas- slnatlon of John Lennon. That same night Variety Clubs of America honored Ronnie Reagan with a televiston spe, cial, and Charlton Heston placed him in the same league as Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt. (Personally, I think Larry, Curley and Moe would have been more ap- propriate company.) And, ChrIstmas Is fast approach- mg. Don't get me wrong. I love Christmas. My brother has all his presents wrapped, and an electric candelabra flashes red and green in his room continously. My father brought home the worst tree that I have ever seen (he has since bought another), but he silenced my complaints by reminding me about the time I brought home the tree with the huge baId-spot. The oven Is ready to go, and my moth- er is eagerly preparing her Christmas cookie schedule. Yet, as I was sitting In my house with heat and roof that doesn't leak (except for the breezeway In torrential rains) I watched "60 MInutes" profl· Ie a town In Mississippi that practices segregation actively and I was appalled at the abo ject poverty that exists. Mo- rely Safer walked Into a house where a black woman lived with her ten (yes, TEN) children, and there was no toilet, the plumbing was a pipe In the floor and there were roaches crawling all over the walls and food. Immediately after that I watched President and Mrs. Reagan, dressed to the nines, • enjoy fine wine and food while they were surrounded and saluted by other "Beauti- ful People:' "God· Bless America" was played by the orchestra, and Reagan claim- ed that "God had shed his grace on Amerfca." r wished that someone would relay that fact to the woman in Mississippi. and I wondered what kind of Christmas she would have in comparison to Reagan. . The disparity between the rich and the poor in this coun- try becomes painfully and blatantly clear -durmg the holidays. Three years ago, in the midst of the Christmas shopping season. I got In line behind a woman at the gro- cery store whom the season's good cheer had Ignored. In her cart were 22 cans of cat- food and two boxes of crack- ers, which she paid for with food stamps. Judging from her dress. which was tatter- ed, and her cleanliness. which was lacking, I doubt that she was thinking of her pets. In reality, that was probably her week's .diet, and that, juxta- posed with a retail Christmas atmosphere. was unforgetta- ble. I shudder to think where she is today. I hope that everyone who has enough to eat and a place to sleep this Christmas w1ll take a few minutes to remem- ber those people who have to eat Christmas dinner at the .missions and sleep In the street. To them, "Auld Lang Syne" means finding a warmer place to escape the freezing temperatures of a midwestern winter. I would also urge people. While they are buying their gifts, to give a dollar to the members of the charitable or- ganizations that stand In the cold outside department stores. And. as they do, I hope they think of the man In Washington who has - done nothing to help these people, .and who has. in fact. helped them increase their ranks . He'll be eating gourmet food off fine china in sunny warm California - he's in a great position to say Ihat God's grace has been shed on America. Others are not so lucky, and they're cold and hungry. Presley says "thanks" To the Editor: I'd like to extend a thank- you to Jim Neibaur for his kind review of my book "Elvis and Me/' His evalua- tion of what I was trying to accomplish gives me a great satisfaction that it did come across and that four years of writing was well worth it. Again, my best to you. Sincerely, Priscilla Presley RANGEn "" \ l ,. "THE UN CELEBRATION OF ITS AGREEMENT. AFTER TEN GRUELING YEARS, UPONA DEFiNITION OF TERRORISM CAME TO A SCREECHINC HALT WHEN SOME GUY MENTIONED THAT THE seawo ITEM ON THE AGENDA WAS ro DEVISE A PLAN mO.ei4L WITH THE PROBLEM. A week at the Park Wind Ensemble concert set door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for oth- ers. Movie: "Small Change" will Saturday, Dec. 14 be shown at 7:30 p.m. In the MovIe: "Small Change" wlIl Union Cinema. All seats are be repeated at 8:30 p.m, In sold for the Thursday Foreign the Union Cinema. All seats Film Series. are sold for the Saturday For- Concert: featuring the Park- eign Film Series. side Wind Ensemble at 8 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 15 in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the Movie: "Small Change" will ~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~ B~... Season's Greetings f j_I~~ f h f B i,' '" rom t e, J I.". R:anger. Staff. f B. Publication WIll resume « . .. .. - f I Ja~. 1~,1986. f ~~~aqt~~~~l~~~L3**J EVENTS Thursday, Dec. 12 be repeated at 2 p.m, in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be avaIlable at the door. Wednesday, Dec. IS COncert: reaturtng the Park. side Wind Ensemble all p.m. in Main Place. The event is open to the public at no char- ge. WRITERS Terry Byrne, Gretchen Gayhart .. Krlsty Harrlnglon, Carol Kortendtck, Kim Kranich, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Scot! McDonald, Mike RohI, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor. Nick Toper. Laureen Wawro. Jennie Ttlnkieicz Editor .Bob KiesllJig Campus New8 EdItor Karl Dixon COmmunlty News Editor Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distrlbutlon Manager Brenda Buchanan •..••••••••••...••••••••Asst. Business Manager Ranger is written and edited by studenis. at UW·Park3ide and they ar~ solel'J! responsible fOT its editoriaJ policy and content. Ranger 1$published every ·Thursday during the academic year ex' , cept during breaks and holidays_ All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wiscon.·dn-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. It ,Telephone (414) 553-2295 or (41~) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double· ... spaced on standard size paper. Letters "should be less than 350 til' wo~d~ u'!d must be signed, with a telephone number included for ClOt t: crl !tcatW1I PUTp9 ses . Names will be withheld upon request Dead· • lme for letters IS Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thllrsltay. .. !langer Teserve~ the right to edit letters and refuse letters contain· Utgfalse and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Jack Bornhuetter, Krls Odegaard. . . . . , - . Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 15, December 12, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-12-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Christmas concert student housing wind ensemble https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/f70c65ba55b79952b45b7add2a7a7700.pdf fc488f487d0b2e5af9fed1f1f7a36408 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pitchers, carafes return Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The campus will be closed Monday, Jan. 20 in observance of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Budget cuts inflate tuition Calm before the ceremonies See the "Housing groundbreaking" story on Pa«*e 4 fc more pictures ana details. Bassis to leave Parkside Page 3 Eight wrestlers in tourney Physics student |oest to conference Thursday, January 16, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 15 Pitchers, Pitchers of beer and carafes of wine went on sale again in the Union and Recreation Center on Monday, Jan. 13. A compromise was reached between the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) and the administration, allowing the larger servings to be sold after 2 p.m. until close on regular working days. The pitchers and carafes will not be available prior to 2 p.m. and will not be sold at special student events, such as dances. Pitchers and carafes were eliminated as part of regular services to students about two years ago in order to better comply with the change in the legal drinking age to 19. All Pitchers seepage 10 System cuts is $447,600. S hutler said that amount will be eliminated from the 1985-86 and 1986-87 budgets. Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for administration and fiscal affairs, said Parkside must cut $74,000 from its $13.44 m illion budget for 1985- 86 by June 30. $51,000 w ill be used to satisfy the Governor's revenue shortfall and $23,000 must go toward Parkside's share of the six percent state employee pay plan, said Goetz. In addition, Parkside must make $373,600 in base reallocations in 1986-87 budget. The Administration plans to eliminate eight full-time faculty and staff positions through attrition (not filling vacancies caused by resignations or reKing 9s dream the 80 9s, says by Jenny Carr "If I am stopped, this movement will not stop because God is with the movement." These words were prophetically spoken in the 1960's by Martin Luther King, Jr. while he was struggling to gain equality for all people. King's efforts have not been forgotten and were remembered by a celebration sponsored by the Black Student Organization held Wednesday in Union Square. The keynote speaker, Dr. Patricia Stephens-Rogers, principal at Dr. Jones School in Racine, highlighted Dr. King's efforts and emphasized the importance of his struggle. Dr. Stephens-Rogers noted that during the 1970's the country seemed to have tirements) to help offset the total reallocation. "What many people don't understand is this has to be a base reallocation out of our budget - possibly forever. That is why we can't use new project money. We have to use continuing funds. If we were to let go of new program funds this year, what would we do next year?" said Shutler. Shu tier said the University Budget Committee, department chairpersons, the University Committee, Academic' Staff Committee and the administration are all working together to determine what cuts can be made. "We've made no final decisions on anything yet. We're Budget see page 2 can live in speaker an apathetic demeanor toward Dr. King's struggle for equality, but in the 1980's the young people seem to have displayed a more caring, involved interest in the fight for equality that gives the movement new hope. She feels that it is possible for the young people of today to recapture the fervor of the 1960's and use it to move in the right direction in order to live King's dream. Others included in the program were Chancellor Elizabeth Shutler, who gave a welcoming address, Essie Bennet, who gave a dramatic reading and Sandra Williams, who gave an interpretive dance. The moderator of the program was Jacqueline Cotton of the Black Student Organization. Carafes and pitchers returned to the Union after a twoyear Stay in oblivion. photo by Jack Borahuetter by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Tuition will increase five percent yearly at Parkside and at all UW-System campuses in the fall 1986 semester. At Parkside tuition will increase by about $70 per year for an undergraduate resident. The Board of Regents approved the increase on Friday, Jan. 10, as an attempt to lessen the UW-System share of the state budget deficit. Parkside Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said it is unclear at this time how the tuition increase will be used to reduce shortfall. Joanna Richard, United Council president, said, "I don't like any kind of tuition increase...it's a bad situation overall. The System did try hard to make the tuition increase the last alternative." Richard said UC is working toward a state policy to keep tuition at a set level. Currently students pay 32 percent of instructional costs, which Richard feels is "eliminating students" from obtaining educations and making the UWSystem 'more like private institutions.' " Gov. Anthony Earl ordered the UW-System to cut a total of $27.4 million in response to the estimated state revenue decline of $53 million. Parkside's share of the UWcarafes return 2 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Letter to the Editor Grading the graders To the Editor, The English 100 Supersection class was specifically designed to give students a better understanding of the rigors of college writing. The class involved bunching a number of students together in one class for 50 minutes and giving them a crash course in English. The class also gave students the opportunity to become better acquainted with other students. To my understanding, this particular English 100 class was the first attempt at bunching students together to learn. I hope it is also the last. The concept of the Supersection class gets an extremely high rating; unfortunately, the final result is nothing short of complete failure. Frankly, I'm appalled, shocked and very angry. I'm appalled at the flagrant lack of professionalism displayed by some of the teachers and tutors involved with this class. It seems odd that some teachers don't care if their students don't learn or attend class; I can understand it, but I don't like it. But when students want to learn and willingly attend class, only to receive subpar education and unfair treatment, something is extremely out of sync. I'm shocked that grown men and women must resort to childish behavior to get their ways. It proves that their developments have been arrested. It also proves that, instead of teaching the class the way it should have been taught, teachers subjected students to bipartisan treatment. To me, the personal antics between teacher and tutor during class showed what little respect they had for students. No matter what the problem was, whether it involved students directly or indirectly, in nonetheless impeded students from receiving a fair and proper education. That's what I thought it was all about. I'm extremely angry because these so-called professionals are, in fact, standing in the middle of the students' road to success, and these teachers and future teachers are not making the road any easier. It's like deciding to live on God's green earth or Hell's creation. But, in any case, I hope the faculty realizes that it holds the tiny bits of information students need to gain momentum along that perpetual road to success. To be brief, students' futures rest on teachers' maintaining a professional attitude coupled with a certain amount of integrity. Students cannot allow anything to jeopardize their goals in life, not even themselves. Listen up, teachers! There will be other students who will walk these same halls and try, like myself, to attain a certain amount of social standing by achieving their degrees. We students attend classes to achieve our desrted goals. We students study to excel. We students work hard to earn what few dollars we can to pay for rising taxes which pay for teachers' salaries. In essence, students go to school to survive, and all a student can ask for is fair and just treatment from his or her superiors. It's that simple. Letter see page 10 The men's basketball home game against Cardinal Stritch will be held Monday, Jan. 20 at 7:30 p.m. as scheduled. (Main Campus will be closed.) *00 C% J* Jennie Tunkieicz... Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy .Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan ...Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager M . v <=- / .QC , V i Letter to the Editor Why do you want to be a nurse? To the editor, Nursing students, your answer may not hold up through your graduation. Thad Scropos was asked that question two and a half years ago by Ann Boyle. She thought his answer good enough then to enroll him in the program. Now with a "B" average he's being dropped from the program because of one teacher's subjective analysis. "If they can do it to him they can do it to anyone!" one of his classmates said. "He was treated unfairly. He should have been evaluated weekly," was the statement made by Gateway's Nursing Advisor. June Grommes, the program coordinator, sat with Lee Somogi in her office on Wednesday Dec. 11, and gave Scropos the news that he'd been given a "D" in the course in which his objective grade was "B-Plus" and was being dropped from the program. Subsequently, June asked him again, "Why do you want to be a nurse?" She tried to convince him that he couldn't receive a copy of his own evaluation. Her personal animosity was revealed when she told him he had body odor. Four hours later, Attorney Doris L. Vaudreuil of Kenosha told him that indeed, he did not smell offensive. Thad's test grades in that class were "B-Plus" and never once was his performance at the clinical site called into question. Do you have a good reason for wanting to be a nurse? Will the staff at Parkside feel the same way? Will the staff give this student redress, or must he lose three years' work because he had a personality conflict with one evaluator? Cuts reduce summer session Name Withheld Budget from page 1 trying to talk to everybody. But you can't cut budgets with out hurting somebody," said Shutler. The following changes will be enacted as soon as possible as part of the budget reduction plan: Instruction Summer school session offerings will be reduced 15 to 25 percent (will take effect for summer 1986). - Non-tenure track teaching staff hired to conduct special basic skills courses will STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott Scheuber, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathleen Trentadue, Laureen Wawro. be cut back by 50 to 70 percent. - The hiring of staff to assist entering students comply with stricter admissions standards will be deleted. - Each instructional position becoming vacant by retirement or resignation will be reviewed as a potential for contributing to the retrenchment requirement by being eliminated or being filled with junior tenure track or non-tenure track (adjunct) faculty. Vacant couselor/admissions staff position will not be filled. Two vacated positions in the chancellor's office (executive assistant and affirmative action officer) will be merged. An offset press operator position and an account specialist position will be deleted. Central Receiving and Mail and Package Eeceiving will be merged at the same location, providing a 50 percent Budget see page 8 are solel y respstudents at UW -Parkside an d they published every Thursday durina'^he V,°r V °-Md contenL Ranger is breaks and holidays. 9 academic year except during uerl2y C°o7w^n^.p^S/Cr/d ^ eSSed to: P^kside Ranger, U niphone <UV 55 3-2298 or (W) 553-2287 *°°0 ' Kt ' n ° sha WI SW- Tclc ' Adv ""s, " a fama^rJcSSt£tterS containi»<> and dc Times' lS Printed by thc Raci™ Journal Member of the associareo coueciaie pross 0J 9 00. RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 3 News Briefs Graduates find improved market Graduating college seniors may encounter a somewhat more friendly job market than last year's crop did. According to a national survey conducted at Michigan State University, and printed in National On-Campus Reports, employers expect to hire 1.4% more bachelor's degree candidates in 1986 at starting salaries 1.8% higher than in 1985. The study also found that employment demands for minorities are expected to increase 6.4% and the demand for women should increase 4.7%. The average starting salary for an individual with a bachelor's degree was $21, 601; a person with a master's degree started at $26,010; and someone who earned a doctorate started at $30,011. The fields of electrical, mechanical and industrial engineering, and computer science had the highest demand for employees, and the highest starting salary. Rabies incidence on the decline The chances of Fluffy and Fido contracting rabies have decreased in recent years, but the disease can still be transmitted to pets by wild animals. The New York Times reported early this month that, according to the Federal Health Office, the incidence of rabies in domesticated animals has declined, but the disease will probably never be eliminated because of wild foxes, skunks and racoons, who carry the disease and infect pets. The Health Office also recommends a three-year rabies vaccine instead of the yearly one required by many local governments, believing that it protects animals against the disease more efficiently. Otte approves of "Bud Song" State Senator Carl Otte (D-Sheyboygan) wants the "Bud Song" to remain a fixture of life at Madison despite the fact that it alludes to alcohol. The Milwaukee Sentinel reported Otte as saying the song "brought national attention to Madison, and does not promote beer drinking." He also said the UW marching band and its director should be left alone and allowed to play the song. Two weeks ago, the article continued, Madison Dean of Students Paul Ginsberg said the university may need to ban the song and take other steps to discourage student drinking of alcoholic beverages. Survey reveals pay inequity State employees working in female-dominated jobs need a 16% pay raise to achieve economic eqality, accoding to the results of a state study released last month. The results of the study, featured in the Wisconsin State Journal, were compiled after the a broad-scale survey was taken among the state's workforce. They recommend a pay increase from 10% for a nursing consultant to 18% for a typist. An hourly increase of $1.19 or $11.46 (with fringe benefits) was also advocated. Dennis Dresange, Chairman of Gov. Earl's Task Force on Comparable Worth told the State Journal that implementation of the study's recom- • mendations would cost $18 million per year in tax revenue. Committee organizes Snofest Feb. 10-14 has been named the week of the 1986 Winter Carnival, SNOFEST, and the activities for the week are falling into place, according to Winter Canival Committee Co-Chair Bill Serpe. Each day of the week-long celebration will have its own theme. "The reason for this is rather like a take-off on the theme park idea," Serpe said. "By giving each day a different name people will be encouraged to get involved in the events with appropriate attire and attitude." February 10 will be Mardi Gras Monday, with two parades and a dance. The first parade will be held at 1 p.m., and it will start at the Union and conclude in Main Place. Clubs will be entering floats Leaves Parkside in the parade, and the same floats will then be used in an evening costume parade, which will culminate with a dance in the Union. Sportin* Tuesday will feature the kick off of the volleyball tournament, which lasts until Friday. Also scheduled on that day is a tug of war, flag football, and a bowling tournament. Western Wednesday will have a coffeehouse in the Union Bazar at noon and 6 p.m. A passwords game, broomball and a prison lockup are also scheduled. Thursday's Big Adventure will coincide with the movie special of the week. A lip sync contest, campus wheel of fortune, a Pee Wee Herman look-alike contest and a Ranger basketball game will occur, in addition to a chocolate dessert contest during the noon hour in the cafeteria. Friday is slated to simulate a Carribean cruise. A hot tub will be in the Union Bazaar for people to use. Volleyball finals will take place, and a 9 p.m. dance will be held in the Union. All of the events that are scheduled are sponsored by the Winter Carnival committee in conjunction with student clubs and organizations. "All clubs wishing to compete in the events for cash prizes are encouraged to start organizing for what may be the biggest Winter Carnival yet," Serpe concluded. Bassis accepts new position by Bill Serpe Michael Bassis, interim assistant chancellor for educational services, is leaving Parkside to become vicepresident for academic affairs at Eastern Connecticut State University, a small school of 4,000 students in Willmantic, Conn. The new position is similar to the position of vice-chancellor at Parkside. He will be chief academic officer and said he views this change as a continuation of his interest in the future of higher education. "It's a nice career opportunity," Bassis said. "The challenge of helping an institution think through challenging issues confronting higher education is exciting." Bassis' move characterizes his long range plans. "I want to be part of an institution that wants to do important things in higher education," he said. "I'd like to play a leading role in that." Bassis has found his time at Parkside to be rewarding. "It has given me an opportunity to do a lot of different things," he noted. "I've learned a lot in the process, and one of my biggest regrets will be leaving a lot of people I've become very fond of." According to Carol Cashen, director of Educational Program Support, Bassis has helped usher in some important changes on campus. "The most important change Michael has made is in the accessibility of his office. He has been very visible and easy to get to, and that's necessary for that position to Singers sought University Chorale is currently open to all Parkside students and faculty. The group meets Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at noon' in Comm. Arts D118. To join, simply come to a rehearsal during the first two weeks of class, or make an appointment with Professor Robert Campbell, 553-2438 or 553- 2581. Singing is fun! The Swing Choir is another be successful." Bassis, Cashen continued, has been instrumental in implementing the new Advising Center and has worked one developing a university-wide assessment program. The program surveys incoming freshmen and then conducts a follow-up survey on the same students during their college careers and again as they graduate. Other projects Bassis has been involved with include the task force on student retention, the coordinating council on general education and the freshman/sophomore task force. Parkside's future, according to Bassis, is a bright one. "These are troubled times for higher educational in general," he concluded. "I think Parkside has some very important assets that ought to serve it well, the most important being it's got a lot of energetic, creative professionals who work here." opportunity for students to utilize their vocal talent. An organizational meeting for students interested in the Swing Choir, which is devoted to vocal Jazz and Pop arrangements, will be held on Friday, Jan. 17 at 1 p.m. in Comm. Arts D118. Don't worry about time conflicts, just come to the meeting if you are interested in the group, or contact Professor Campbell. Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan. 16- 31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St., Racine. Bate UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question handme-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larson, Pastor 9:30 a.m. Sorvfco* S Sunday School European TanSpa will give you a golden tan that will Look GOOD!! Feel GOOD!! All in 7 sessions or your money bacl We're running a SPECIAL Buy 6 at $30.00 and get ONE FREE Gift Certificates Available Open 7 days a week: Mon.-Sat. 9 am-8 pm Sun. 1-5 1661 Douglas .. .. 632-5574 Flatiron Mall 632-5574 Housing - Photos by Jack Bornhuetter Guskin returns for ceremonies by Kari Dixon News Editor New ground was broken, literally and figuratively, on Dec. 16 when about 80 members of the Parkside, Racine and Kenosha communities braved the cold and officially celebrated the construction of on-campus housing. Former Chancellor Alan Guskin, now President of Antioch University in Yellow Springs, Ohio, was the featured guest. He, along with Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler, Parkide Foundation President Alfred DeSimone and Parkside Student Goverment President Pat Ramsdell threw the first official shovels of dirt. State Representatives Scott Fergus (D-Kenosha) and Peter Barca (D-Kenosha). who took an active interest in the project, also threw shovels of dirt, as did other community leaders, Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling and Alumni Affairs Director Tom Krimmel. A brief program was held in the cafeteria after the ceremony, with individuals important to the project being introduced by Shutler and DeSimone. Guskin described the obstacles he encountered when he attempted to build housing on campus. PSGA President Pat Ramsdell concluded the program, unveiling an official photographic portrait of Guskin commissioned before he left. The portrait was done by an individual who features subjects in natural settings and will hang in Main Place. Breaking new ground Ground breaking ceremonies (photos from lower left to right clockwise). Guskin portrait unveiled; Guskin discusses Parkside's tel?flnJLv« 1torXi Pa . t Ramsdell, A1 DeSimone, Alan Guskin and activitfe" in ' Shirley Schmerling (in hat) enjoys the Restaurant Make The Dream Come True Your dream might be to take that special vacation or help pay for your education. Whatever your dream, it has to be earned. Red Lobster can make it happen for you. We pay higher than competitive salaries, provide free uniforms where applicable, and have a no tip splitting policy. Consider the following job opportunities with America's largest seafood dinnerhouse restaurant operation: • Waiters • Bartender • Night Cook • Waitresses Turn the dream into reality by visiting the Red Lobster Restaurant nearest you for an application: 5550 Durand Ave., Racine, Wl 53406. An Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer. We're Fresh. We're Friendly. We're First. Red Lobster® Russia trip scheduled Parkside history professor Oliver Hayward, a specialist in Russian history, will led his fourth UW Soviet Seminar tour to the U.S.S.R. this spring, from March 8-22. The itinerary for the study trip, open to the public, includes Leningrad, Moscow, and two cities in the Caucasus - Tblisi, capital of Soviet Georgia, and Baku, on the Caspian Sea, once the world's leading oil-producing area. Total cost of the trip is $1,850, and includes all air and ground transportation, all hotel accommodations (double occupancy), and all meals within the Soviet Union. Parkside alumni and community residents are welcome to join this tour, for which the only requirement is enrollment in a spring semester evening course titled "Soviet Seminar," which may be taken for three credits in international studies, history or social science, or may be audited (taken for no credit). Registration for the spring semester is during the first week of classes in Main Place. For further information and application forms contact Hayward at 553-2467 or 554-8468. FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha THE BANK FOR ALL KENOSHA DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office - Auto Bank TYME 24-Hour Teller NORTH BRANCH SOUTH BRANCH BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Thursday, January 16, 1985 5 Updates lahoratnrv Cadaver purchase updates laboratory by Klmbcrlie Kranich Parkside received a cadaver this past November at the request of life science instructor Esther Will, to "help update our laboratories in line with other institutions," she said. The embalmed cadaver is a Caucasian male in his midsixties who died of cancer. According to Will, the body came from Madison and cost $550 (nonprofit) plus an additional $2,000 for a stainless steel storage container. The cadaver will be examined by students in Anatomy and Physiology 105 and 106 and by students in Functional Anatomy 200. Will said the cadaver will serve to "give students the experience of viewing lecture material and help to assess the students' mental attitude about handling human death." This is the second time a request for a cadaver has been made. The first attempt was 13 years ago when the anatomy lab was in its infancy. The idea of obtaining a cadaver came to Will after she had talked to college professors at various schools and found that Parkside's life science program needed to be updated. "Most universities had already been working with cadavers. It's not an innovative idea," said Will. After Will received support and approval from her colleagues Eoss Gundersen, Ed Wallen and the science division, she contacted the University of Wisconsin by letter and phone and requested a cadaver. Will started this process in spring of 1984 a nd over a year later, the cadaver was delivered to Parkside by Wayne Roohr, a Madison mortician. Will chose a male cadaver because "they (males) have less adipose tissue, making it easier to dissect, and of the ones he (Roohr) could give me, this one had the greatest longevity." This particular cadaver should last about five or six years. It is stored but not immersed in a 40 percent ethyl alcohol solution which must be replenished about every month. It is locked in a special room on campus and will not be on display. Will, along with fellow instuctor Randell McKee, has started dissecting some of the cadaver's muscles. With dissection being a delicate and time-consuming process, the cadaver won't be ready for "extensive use untill the fall of 1986," said Will. "Parkside will use its cadaver differently than other schools," said Will. "Students at other schools do the dissection, remove parts, and discard them until nothing is left. We (instructors) are going to prepare the cadaver and use it for demonstrations." After the cadaver has been studied to its full extent, it will be returned to Madison where it will most likely be cremated. If this cadaver proves to be a valuable learning tool, Will hopes and believes that Parkside will obtain another one after the original has been returned, to keep the lab updated. The attitude toward the cadaver is serious, Will said. "The cadaver is treated with respect. No one displays a cadual attitude toward it," said Will. Various professors granted spring sabbaticals Plauan ~ C ......... "*• CJ Eleven professors have been granted sabbaticals for all or portions of the 1986-87 academic year to pursue research in their respective fields of expertise. Receiving sabbaticals for the full academic year are life science professor Omar Am in, geography professor John Campbell, English and humanities professor Peter Hoff and communication professor Lee Thayer. Those receiving sabbatical leave for the fall, 1986, semester are psychology professor Guela Lowenberg and English professor Alan Shucard. Receiving sabbatical leave for the spring, 1987, semester are philosophy professor Wayne Johnson, economics professor Richard Keehn, Spanish professor Constantine Stathatos, English professor Carole Vopat and mathematics professor Kenneth Weston. Amin will spend the year teaching and studying on the island nation of Bahrain, just east of Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf. Amin, a native of Egypt, will study epidemiology, parasitology and medical entomology in the environmental setting of the Persian Gulf states. He will also develop a course in tropical parasitology. Campbell will spend his sabbatical developing a new course on the applications of microcomputers to cartography (map-making), preparing computer mapping materials for a revised edition of a textbook and doing preliminary work on a new textbook. Hoff will be involved in the continuation of a study of the Impressionist movement in painting, music and literature during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Thayer will study critical issues of cognition and communication and the development of theories to better join the two fields. That will represent an extension of his earlier work on the topic. During the fall, 1986, semester Lowenberg will complete a study of cross-cultural comparison of perceptions of appropriate pay differentials, and Shucard will study the theory and practice of American poetry as well as complete a two-volume critical history of American poetry. During the spring, 1987, semester Johnson will study selected philosophical problems in the ontological foundation of ethics; and Keehn will study the banking crisis of late 1932 and early 1933, comparing bank failures of that period with current problems in the American financial sector. Also during that semester, Stathatos will study the "extremeses" in the plays of Gil Vicente, Vopat will complete the last two chapters of her novel-in-progress and Weston will study the application of verbal embeddings to mathematical model theory. SOMETIMES IT TAKES AN ARMY TO PAY BACK YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. Week at the Park School closes for holiday Friday, Jan. 17 (bf)- Geology Colloquium titled "Conversation with the Soil" presented by UW-Madison professor Emeritus Dr. Francis Hole at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Hole will bring his fiddle and sing for his introduction. The colloquium is free and open to the public. Monday, Jan. 20. - The campus is closed for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Wednesday, Jan 22 - Seminar titled "How to Work With Your Accountant" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for registration details. Coffeehouse featuring Andy Polon will be held from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Thursday, Jan. 23 - Breakfast/Seminar titled "Public Liability Under the Law" will be presented by Fred Wileman, J.D., of UW-Extension in Madison, at 7:45 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext 2518 for reservation information. Movie titled "Moonlighting" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema, as part of the Foreign Film Series. All seats are sold for the Thursday series. SPRINGBREAK Help us sponsor your Ft Lauderdale, Daytona or Key Wcsl trip and you go for free! (800) 368-2006 TOI.I. KKKK Paying back your college loan can be a long, uphill battle. But the Army's Loan Repayment Program makes it easy. Each year you serve as a soldier, the Army will reduce your college debt by 'A or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. So after serving just 3 years, your college loan will be completely paid off. You're eligible for this program with a National Direct Student Loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1,1975. And the loan can't be in default. And just because you've left college, don't think you'll stop learning in the Army. Our skill training offers a wealth of valuable high-tech, careeroriented skills. Call your local Army Recruiter to find out more. Your local Army Recruiter is located in Kenosha. Call 652-2072. ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE 6 Thursday, January 16, 1985 Geology Prof RANGER Shea compiles scientific studies Parkside geology professor James Shea has compiled and edited two books featuring selections of important geological research papers on continental drift and plate tectonics. Continental drift and plate tectonics concern the movement of the earth's continents. Volcanic eruptions and earthquakes are just two geological phenomena caused by continental movement. Shea's books, part of the 100-volume Benchmark Papers in Geology Series edited by Columbia University geology professor Rhodes W. Fairbridge, have just been published by Van Nortrand Reinhold Co. in New York. The books represent 10 years of research by Shea and feature selected papers by some of the most important geologists from 1867 to 1975. Geologists from around the world are represented. Shea contributed a major work to one of the volumes and wrote prefaces, introductions and editor's comments for both books. The first book is entitled "Continental Drift," and, as Shea notes in the preface, is designed to provide easy access to important papers that can serve as benchmarks to the historical growth of the continental drift theory up to about 1950. The second book is entitled "Plate Tectonics," the modern phrase for continental drift, and traces the research up to 1975. For the first volume, Shea contributed a comprehensive, documented chronology listing the important discoveries and theories on continental drift from 1749 to 1975, and publications in which to find more information about them. It is the only such listing structured in chronological order, giving a special historical insight into the material. That information is crosslisted by subject in the book's index, making the book especially valuable to geological researchers and students, who need quick access to material. Shea, who joined Parkside in 1969, also is editor of the "Journal of Geological Education," a major periodical published at Parkside for educators throughout the world and which last year celebrated its 10th year at Parkside. yr University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Search Names sent to Lyall by Klmberlie Kranich The search for a chancellor for Parkside continued over winter break as five candidates' names were sent to acting UW-System president Katharine Lyall, and a Board of Regents sub-committee. According to Robert Canary, chairman of the Parkside Chancellor Search and Screen Commitee (CSSC), representatives of the committee talked with Lyall about the candidates in terms of "what we saw as various strengths and weaknesses of the candidates." According to Canary, Lyall and Kenneth Shaw, incoming UW-System president, then looked over the list of five and talked with some of the candidates and people who know the candidates. Canary said the sub-committee of the Board of Regents will choose one of the five candidates to be named chancellor and will make that recommendation to the meeting of the full Board of Regents on Feb. 7. "The full Board of Regents will most likely accept the recommendation of the committee," said Canary. The chancellor selection process is confidential; therefore names of candidates will not be made available to the public. The name of the new chancellor will be announced by the Board of Regents if a decision is made at their Feb. 7 meeting. ...WOULD YOU CARE TO SPEAK TO THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE? ITEM 12: PASTOR GARFUNKEL > WOULD LIRE TO DISCUSS A CHANGE IN THE NAME OF THE VARSITY ATHLETIC TEAMS Sj CHEESES CRISIS, WE GO THROUGH^ THIS E VERY YEW! r-—— fc I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO CHAPLAIN GARFUNKEL THINKS HE IS THAT HE CAN COME HERE AND START MESSING WITH TRADITION/ % WE'VE HAD THAT \ NAME SINCE ELPIRT1 \ YALP (MAY HE REST Yj \ ) IN PEACE) CREATED JS> > A THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT J IN 1882-.• AND GENERATIONS OF ATHLETES HAVE CARRIED IT ONTO THE FIELD OF COMPETITION WITH SPIRIT, r- ^ENTHUSIASM, AND PRIDE! J / SOMEHOW, 1 HAVE DIFFICULTY X I PICTURING THE SORT OF PERSON \ I WHO'D BE PROUD TO BE CALLED J \^A "CORINTHIA PICKANINNY.'^/ WE'VE HAD THAT \ NAME SINCE ELPIRT1 \ YALP (MAY HE REST Yj \ ) IN PEACE) CREATED JS> > A THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT J IN 1882-.• fSSIS Club Events: PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE), A marketing fraternity, will be having a meeting on Wednesday, Jan. 29, at 1:15 in Moln. 116. All members are required to attend and anyone inter- * ested in becoming a member is welcome. Geology Club Dr. Francis D. Hole, professor emeritus of Soil Science 1985/86 ALL SPORTS SEASON PASS UW-PARKSIDE ONLY *5 Ranger Basketball Good for admission to all home athletic events EXki P?8t-season tournaments/games. Pass enables participation in the Ranger Raffle. _ Prizes are: SttSLiv SMSSRaffle Drawing Date: Saturday, Feb. 15. 1986 and Geography at UW-Madison, and chairman of the Soil Survey Division of the Wisconsin Geological and Natural History Survey (State Soil Scientist) will present a colloquium on Friday, Jan. 17 in Greenquist 113 at l p.m. entitled "Conversation with the Soil." Dr. Hole initiated the bill in the Wisconsin Legislature which led to the declaration of the official state soil, the "Antigo Silt Loam." He has authored two books, including "Soils of Wisconsin" published by the University of Wisconsin Press for the State Survey. SSS Club The Sailing, Sailboarding and Ski Club is sponsoring a downhill ski outing on Tuesday, Jan. 21 at Wilmot Moun< tain. Anyone can sign up and pay for their lift ticket ($9 - cheap) at the Union Information Desk. For more info always check the SSS Club bulletin, located on the bulletin board at the top of the stairs at the north Union building entrance. Any questions? Hesitate to call Jay Foght at (home) 654-2575 or (work) 652-5434. Be there; it's the event of the Century - or at least the week. RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 7 Jim Staeliano Student to present paper at conference «• v c? u /•. .« _ by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Most college students can only dream about presenting a paper at a professional conference. Based on that definition, Parkside's Jim Stagliano is not "most college students." Stagliano, 20, a senior physics major, will speak on his and Assistant Physics Professor Steve Luzader's research findings at a conference of the American Association of Physics Teachers being held in Atlanta Jan. 27-30. Stagliano's talk, which he'll give on the get-together's final day, pertains to a wavetank project he, Luzader and several other students have tested extensively during the fall semester and holiday break. "Last semester we were meeting every Wednesday and every second or third Saturday to do experiments to see if the equipment worked," Stagliano said in reference to the 40-foot tank designed to study the fision of soloton waves, which he described as "waves showing particle-like properties whose velocity is linerally proportional to their amplitudes." Since classes closed in December, he estimates he's been conducting experiments "just about every day the university's been open," often logging 12-hour school-andhome work days. Despite the stringent commitment demanded, the project fascinates Stagliano. "It's good experience," he admits, "learning how to do experiments. I'm planning on going on to graduate school, and challenges like this will help me in the future." Also sure to help his future is his conference appearance, a distinct rarity for an undergraduate. Excited and honored over being chosen, Stagliano is understandably uncertain about what to expect at the session. "I have no idea how large my audience will be, although I know I'll be talking about the experiments we've done over Christmas break. It really is an honor, and I'm looking forward to it," he said. Jim Stagliano photo by Jack Bornhuetter Art faculty featured in ongoing Gallery Show Works by five full-time art faculty and five adjunct art faculty that explore a broad range of artistic media and styles are on display in the Comm Arts Gallery through Thursday, Jan. 30. A free public reception for the show will be held in the gallery from 7 to 9 p.m. tonight, Jan. 16. Gallery hours for the spring semester are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. Included in the show are: • Selected works of Dennis Bayuzick from his current series of dream-inspired drawings in mixed media (airbrushed acrylic, colored pencil, ink). Thematically, they deal with emotionally charged narrative motifs derived from the symbolism of both his sleeping and waking dreams, with special attention given to those images Starman • • PAB film by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor PAB's first film presentation of the year is John Carpenter's "Starman," a sci-fi fantasy for the non-cerebral moviegoer. Jeff Bridges plays an alien from another planet, Karen Allen is the hapless midwestern lass whose dead husband Jeff comes down as, and the results are the usual super power shenanigans followed by an invevitable romance between the two leads. "Starman" isn't a bad movie; it is a harmless piece of fluff with no real depth, a few amusing little moments and some implausible (even for a fantasy) incidents. No big deal. that seem to tap the deep "archetypal" level of the subconscious psyche. Stylistically, his work continues to mine the formal strategies and devices of the surrealist aesthetic, focusing on dense juxtaposition, free association and contradictory space. • Paintings, watercolors, drawings and prints by Douglas DeVinny, including his most recent, which are largely autobiographical in nature. DeVinny's compelling "Lost Toy" series is composed of metaphoric images dealing with the passage of time - growing up or growing old. His newer works are based on a montage of memories of his childhood, with numerous references to time and change. • David Holmes' "Alchemic Emporium," a work that attempts to reunite art, science and mysticism. The Emporium is a hybrid medicine show, museum of the occult and working laboratory for the alchemist (Holmes) and his apprentices (the viewers). • Recent works by John Satre Murphy which explore both ornamentation and small sculptures. Each of these directions deals with the juxtaposition of the biomorphic and geometric shape. The materials range from cast paper to raised copper, aluminum, porcelain, and plexiglass. • Sculptures by Rollin Jansky, who likens his approach to his recent work in melded steel to the impovisations of the jazz musician. "I establish themes - interacting complementary forms; then proceed to develop variations on them...I find that the welded steel medium allows considerable flexibility with regard to the development and redevelopment of formal relationships. More and more I have been finding that the cutting torch functions much the same as the eraser can for the drafstman... opening up unforeseen possibilities in the improvisational process." In addition, a number of works by adjunct art faculty are on display, including paintings by Nancy Greenbaum, Louis Mogensen, Lisa Englander, and Jerrold Belland, and a cast paper assemblage by Elizabeth Sibley. RANGER DINI NG PLUS DISCOUNTS Unbelievable Savings! *150 Or More Value For Only $6 • Care to dine 2 for 1 at J. Trumps? • Like a free dinner at Kentucky Fried Chicken? • How about a free Whopper from Burger King? 30 Restaurants and Businesses in the Kenosha and Racine grea Stop into the Ranger Office (next to the Coffee Shop) and buy your coupon book. All proceeds used to support UW-Parkside Athletic Teams Save how much on Thursday? $2.00 off a 16-inch pizza! Fresh, hot, great-tasting pizza from DOMINO'S PIZZA®. Made to order and delivered in 30 minutes, guaranteed, or you get $3.00 off your order. And on Thursday, get $2.00 off any 16-inch cheese pizza with 2 or more toppings. Just ask for Thursday's special. Available all day this Thursday... only from Domino's Pizza. Call us: 654-5070 2136 Washington Kenosha Our drivers carry less than $20.00 No coupon necessary Just request the Thursday special Limited delivery area, ffl 1986 Domino's Pizza, Inc. DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS® .* FREE. 8 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Small Business programs set Cuts hurt Parkside's Small Business Development Center, directed by William Hughes, is offering these programs: "How to Work With Your Accountant," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 22, in Union Room 207. Fee is $25. The workshop is designed to help persons understand the accountant's role in business, improve relationships with accountants, have accountants serve as "trouble-shooters" and establish vendor-specification in the accounting field. "Business Feasibility Analysis," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 29 in Union Room 207. Fee is $20. To register for the programs, which will be taught by Robert Davidson, the Racine-Kenosha UW-Cooperative Extension business agent, call 553-2047. Budget from page 2 savings of a vacant stock position. Reduction of locksmith position to 50 percent. Two vacant library positions, one in public services and one in the archives, will be merged. MADE THE AMERICAN WAV WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT PARKSIDE DURING THE SPRING OF '81 AVAILABLE IN THE UNION MILLER HIGH LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARF Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 Some other ideas being explored for potential reductions include ceasing computerization of the library, elimination of the student activity period and shearing of course scheduling and possibly course offerings. Basic skills courses, such as Math 015 and 016 and English 100, will be closely examined as areas for potential cuts, said Shutler. "These changes are going to be hardest on the part-time students. Frankly, we're asking for more committment from students if they want a college education - you probably won't be able to pick up a degree at any time. But we don't want to erode quality. We want to continue offering good courses, but maybe fewer of them. This will also be hard on someone working full-time,"said Shutler. "Smart scheduling" will be a necessity for both students and departments, Shutler said. Courses that were offered at several different time slots and had only a few students may be rescheduled to only one time slot, she said. "But we have no intention of stuffing too many students in a class - there will just be fewer empty seats," said Shutler. Shutler encouraged students to seek advising as it becomes harder to take courses at their convenience and it may be necessary to plan four-year schedules. "I think we can make these changes without anyone's education being hurt, and that is the main concern," added Shutler. According to a Kenosha News article, Gov. Earl announced Friday at the Board of Regents meeting that UWSystem faculty members may also share in the budget cuts. However, Earl said he will try to avoid cutting the six percent salary hike (which was approved for all state employees) and the 15 percent salary catch-up measure approved by the Legislature in 1985. Goetz said cutting the catch-up pay scheduled for faculty and staff would be very harmful. "Catch-up represents a judgement made between the governor, the UW-System and the Legislature that (faculty) salaries are behind and not competitive (with other universities). Therefore this special program was designed to catch them up. It is a special commitment which is different from an annual pay plan. I would hate to see (catch-up funds) touched - it may be a once-in-a-lifetime thing," said Goetz. Ranger needs writers RANGER A Chorus Line • Poor adaptation Thursday, = January 16, 1985 9 by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor With "Gandhi," Richard Attenborough created a lavish film, grand in both style and content. With "A Chorus Line," his latest, he strives for similar grandiosity, only to fail with epic proportions. The problem with "A Chorus Line," the long-awaited and much-debated screen adaptation of Michael Bennet's sensational stage play, Richard Attenborough is that Attenborough's overindulgence, while lending scope to "Gandhi," adds only dead weight to this light tale Detailing, as it does, the hopes ahd horrors of hoofers auditioning for the new show of a relentlessly tough choreographer (Michael Douglas) "A Chorus Line" loses all' its charm in Attenborough's hands, becoming overblown rather than understated. This is especially destructive since the film seldom ventures from its main stage setting, where the seventeen hopefuls (Audrey Landers and Janet Jones among •them) dance and bare their souls, as well as tear their soles, for Douglas's Zach. This curious juxtaposition - Attenborough's frenetic attempts at creating space and movement and the movie's utter lack of it - does much to create a sense of claustrophobia, hardly an ideal feeling for a "backstage musical" to elicit. While the song-and-dance bits are primarily palatable, even they quickly become winded and tedious. "A Chorus Line" is one picture not worth a thousand words, but only two: It stinks. White Niehtx * * * Goodancing, terse plot by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dancers Gregory Hines and Mikhail Baryshnikov shine in Taylor Hackford's tense and insightful "White Nights." For all the hoopla surrounding such naive rubbish as "Rambo" and "Rocky IV," a true drama of political intrigue such as "White Nights" stands alone in its sub-genre as an expert blend of statements and showbiz hoofing. Interwoven throughout the plotline is a series of dance numbers performed by the two leads, making this otherwise very serious study a magical outing in the strongest Hollywood tradition. Baryshnikov is born to play the role of a Russian defector who is caught once again in his homeland after a series of unfortunate circumstances that force a flight he's on to land there. Hines extends beyond the wonderful acting he exhibited in Coppola's "Cotton Club" as the American defector hired to guard Baryshnikov, displaying strength and passion as a disgruntled black man who fled his country after being adBaryshnikov (1) monished once too often. The storyline is terse and not at all convoluted. The acting is especially good, and the dancing is perfectly wonderful. "White Nights" is one of This week in the history of rock and roll Til i C lirnAlr 5 m MAAL AM J T n n -« n nvn . and Hines the most impressive pictures of the year, making a statement while offering the viewer as much solid entertainment as any Hollywood product has a right to. This week in rock and roll history... Jan. 16, 1980 - Paul McCartney is busted in Tokyo for possession of pot and spends nine days in prison. Jan. 18, 1973 - Pink Floyd begin their first recording sessions for the classic LP "Dark Side of the Moon." Jan. 19, 1974 • Bob Dylan's Miami concert causes a traffic jam unequalled since Woodstock. Many fans leave cars unattended and walk the entire nine miles to the event. Jan. 19, 1976 - The Beatles are offered $30 million to play together again. The answer is no. Jan. 20, 1965 - Rock and roll father Alan Freed dies. Jan. 20, 1982 - Ozzy Osbourne is hospitalized with rabies after biting the head off a bat during a concert. Osbourne reportedly enters the hospital on four legs barking. Jan. 21, 1966 - George Harrison marries Patti Boyd. Jan. 21, 1974 • Bob Dylan is invited to supper at Governor Jimmy Carter's Atlanta home. Jan. 22, 1959 - Buddy Holly makes his final recordings in his New York City apartment. BIRTHDAYS Jan. 17 - Mick Taylor, 38 Jan. 19 - Phil Everly, 47 Jan. 20 - Paul Stanley, 34 Jan. 21 - Jim Neibaur, 28 Jan. 22 - Steve Perry, 33. •s P O R T E L A N| S 0 L D E R E A S I E R I 0 A D BE A R N S M E A N 1 s A P 1 D G E E L b S E T E E B R A D E R E C T E D L E A N S 0 0 D D\ E A N s 1 b R N| B R A N D E D 1 H R N • P R E S S |R O H A S S L A S H M A N A S P L O T S n P E S O P b R 1 O D E L A T E R A G E s S A T E S • NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION • LEAD LIGHT & S OUND TECHNICAL SUPERVISOR • SUPPORT LIGHT & S OUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. SPRINGBREAK LUV the Sun? 7 nights / 8 days ' n Lauderdale, Daytona or the Islands LUVJ^ <8»0) 368-2006 TOI.I. KRKK LAST 2 DAYS NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday. April 25. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. ^^^TOursda^_January 16,1985 Book review RANGER Curly bio more about the man than the image by hv Jim Neibaur WihunPiir-lv tVin t it. M Feature Editor The Three Stooges may not be the critical equivalent of Charles Chaplin or Laurel and Hardy, but they certainly have achieved phenomenal popularity on the strength of TV revivals of their near-200 Columbia comedies. Joan Howard Maurer, daughter of late stooge Moe Howard, has been writing on her father's comedy trio for some years now, her latest release being the story of her favorite uncle and favorite stooge, Curly. "Curly, An Illustrated Biography of the Superstooge," published by Citadel, is basically interesting from the viewpoint that Joan's home movies would be interesting. Joan has compiled several interviews with family members, doctors, etc., to give fans an insight into Pitchers — Pitchers from page 1 Parkside students, regardless of age, are allowed to use the facilities which include a bar, but they must be 19 to purchase alcoholic beverages. PUAB eliminated the use of pitchers, in part, in order to reduce the chances of students sharing alcoholic beverages with underage students. PUAB ar.L die administration agreed 'Mat by withholding pitcher d carafe sales until after J o.m., when the facilities are ^ess populated, bartenders and Union supervisors would be able to better Curly the man (or into Jerome Howard, as it were). And yet, although the book hit number one best seller status in Chicago (where the trio has always been hot stuff), its true worth is somewhat limited. While ample space is devoted to Curly's lifestyle (although nearly every interviewee's recollection is sketchy), there is virtually nothing about Curly the actor. How did this man prepare for a scene? How important was his off-screen contribution to the act? How did he develop his popular characterization? Such questions are unanswered in favor of many trivial details regarding marriages, quirks, drinking habits, eating habits, etc. During a recent phone interview, Joan talked briefly about Curly the actor: "He didn't just come into the act cold: he knew what the Stooges were all about. He would frequently go and see his brothers perform and he was watching closely and observing." And about her choosing to do a book on Curly, she staed, "I originally got the idea after completing my father's autobiography ("Moe Howard and the Three Stooges" Citadel-1977). Very little had been written on Curly at that time, so I picked up bits and pieces of material that finally resulted in this book." Among the book's strong points are its many rare photos, excellent artwork (by Joan's brother Paul and husband Norman Maurer, an artist and filmmaker), and an illustrated filmography. The fact that Michael Jackson wrote the fore ward (so Curly DID inspire the moonwalk!) also adds to its curiosity value. However, no workmates Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Moe Howard from the movie years are talked to (many are living, more when the book was being compiled), and nothing monitor patrons. The Union administration will review the progress of the added service during Spring break. Keith Harmann, PUAB member who initiated reinstating the service, said, "It's good for students because it allows them to socialize easily without having to run back and forth to get drinks - now they can buy a pitcher." Harmann, who is also a Union bartender, added, "I really feel the bartenders have sense enough not to sell pitchers or carafes to people who are already drunk or who might be sharing with minors. Our bartenders are of a high caliber and quality. I hope it (selling pitchers) is as successful as I thought it would be." There is no cost savings in purchasing a pitcher of beer compared to buying three 20 ounce beers. Pitchers cost $3. each (plus a $2 deposit), 20 ounce beers cost $1 each and there are three 20 ounce beers in a pitcher. PUAB felt the service would merely be a convenience to patrons. "Pitchers are not value priced," said Bill Niebuhr, Union director. "We do not want to encourage consumption and this way we are still in line with the guidelines established a few years ago by the Alcohol Policy Review Committee," he said. Jenny Price, dean of Student Life who helped develop the compromise, said, "I'm real pleased we seemed to find a compromise which provides a convenience to the students while still managing in terms of the law." is revealed about the one single aspect of Curly Howard that makes him popular: his comedy! Letter• Letter from page 2 I should also like to add that not all the teachers and tutors involved with the Supersection class behaved in the manner I described. On the contrary, the four or five who came to class and did their jobs have the satisfaction of knowing who they are, that they did the best job they could under adverse conditions and that some students recognized the contributions made by them and thank them for their help and patience. Ralph Abagian The Parkside Union HOURS UNION SQUARE REC CENTER SWEET SHOPPE DINING ROOM UNION SQUARE GRILL WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE MON FRI. -THURS. MON. -THURS. FRI. SAT. SUN. MON.-THURS. FRI. MON. MON. FRI. MON.-THURS. FRI. .-FRI. .-THURS. 10:30 AM-11 PM 10:30 AM-7 PM 8 AM-10PM 8 AM-12 AM 8:30 AM-12AM 9AM-10PM 10AM-3PM 10 AM-1.-30 PM 7:30 AM-2 PM 11 AM-2 PM/4:30 PM-7 PM 11 AM-2 PM 7:30 AM-8 PM 7:30 AM-2 PM RANGER Thursday, January 16, lass ll' Death of a teenage idol by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor On New Year's Eve, singer/ actor Ricky Nelson was killed in a plane crash. Best known as the youngest son from the "Ozzie and Harriet" TV series, as well as being a teen idol from the late fifties and early sixties, Nelson was actually a very important part of rock and roll's development. Along with The Beach Boys and The Four Seasons, Nelson was a major part of the "hangover period" in rock and roll, which linked the fifties Elvisto-Chuck-Berry sound and the yet-to-come British invasion that brought the Beatles and the Stones. Nelson was also the important white rock and roll missing link between the guts and bravado of Elvis and the teen idol pop of, say, Fabian or Frankie Avalon. Songs like "Hello, Mary Lou," "Poor Little Fool," "Travelin' Man" and the much later and still poignant "Garden Party" helped to epitomize an aspect Rick Nelson of popular music during" the rock era that is too often trivialized and thus dismissed as insignifcant. As it is. Nelson's contribution was meaningful enough to warrant missing this pretty-boy singer from an era that has long since passed us by. Former Who members release their latest solo albums Bob Dvlan by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Atlantic Records has released two solo LPs from former Who members Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend. The records are being reviewed here together to allow a comparison/contrast between the two former bandmates. For the uninitiated, Daltrey was the lead singer, Townshend the guitarist and chief songwriter of The Who - a group that influenced many others and left an indelible stamp on rock music since their first hits "I Can't Explain" and "My Generation." The Who later introduced the rock opera via "Tommy" and "Quadrophania," while their 1971 LP "Who's Next" is considered one of the all-time great rock records. Townshend also has enjoyed great solo success, but this latest effort, "White City," is somewhat of a letdown, despite the fact that it has delighted those who have clung to an emotional and strictly impressionistic summing up of the music. Most annoying are the disco cuts "Hiding Out" and (espeRetrospective LP released by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor To today's youth, Bob Dylan is simply an odd-looking guy who whined off-key at the USA For Africa "We Are the World" session. To those slightly older, he is the poet and prophet of a generation, a man both bold enough and gifted enough to articulate the people's thoughts for the people's ears. It is this latter, "real" Bob Dylan that Columbia Records celebrates on "Biograph," a five-record retrospective chronicling the best and most representative of Dylan's work - both live and in the studio, both released and unreleased. Among the 52 selections are, of course, the classics. Numbers like "Blowin' in the Wind," "Like a Rolling Stone" and especially "The Times They Are A-Changin' " retain power and poignance today - some 20 years after their release - as they once again speak to social concerns and changes. Also represented are protest songs - a subgenre developed and honed into high art by Dylan - and to which movements like USA For Africa and Band Aid owe their very existence. Whether he's bemoaning our skewed judicial system in the haunting "Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll," or lambasting the Pentagon in "Masters of War." Of greatest interest, however, are "Biograph's" lesser known tracks - those offering a glimpse of a slightly dif- "Biograph" also comes with extensive liner notes and Dylan's comments on each song, but even if it were packed in fishwrap, it would be an indispensable addition to any record collection. 20% OFF LICORICE Week off J an. 20-24 We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru. Fri. daily.) "The Brilliant Blues," a song which belies its title on both counts. Passable is the song "Face the Face," which exhibits the energy found on too few of the LP's tracks. Furthermore, Townshend's choice to collaborte with exPink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour is a match that doesn't seem to gel. The full title of Townshend's LP is "White City -A Novel." This, along with the notes on the back cover, hints that the record is conceptual, but the music doesn't bear this out. Hmmmmm! On the other hand, Daltrey's LP "Under a Raging Moon" may be the best thing he's done alone thus far. This doesn't mean that it's better than the Townshend LP, but since Daltrey was never too impressive as a solo performer, even being as good as one of Townshend's less interesting achievements is saying something. Yet when looking these two records over carefully and analytically, one must step beyond the moment's impression and seriously ask himself just how long this music's going to last. That is really Pete Townshend the essential criteria on which to "rate" an album's true worth. The Who's music is still powerful and innovative fifteen to twenty years after its initial release. Are these two solo efforts going to be anything worth slapping on the turntable in even five years? Probably not! Verdict: two fair albums from two exceptional rockers; take 'em or leave 'em, no harm done either way. CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 Pastime 6 African antelope 11 Unite securely 12 Simpler 14 Frog 15 Merits 17 Myself 18 Emmet 19 Savory 20 Command to horse 21 French article 22 Mediterranean vessel 23 Wire nail 24 Built 26 Inclines 27 Forest 28 College official 29 Strict 31 Stamped 34 Gull-like bird 35 Newspapers, collectively 36 Artificial language 37 Ethiopian title 38 Long, deep cut 39 Male 40 Equally 41 Conspiracies 42 Unit of Mexican currency 43 Punctuation mark 45 Click beetle 47 Wise persons 48 Surfeits DOWN 1 Earlier than 2 Real estate map 3 Unusual 4 Concerning 5 Handled 6 Uncanny 7 Alight 8 Beast of burden 9 Symbol for nickel 10 Degrade 11 Vapid 13 Musical instruments 16 Imitated 19 Surgical thread 20 Pre-eminent 22 Disdain 23 Legumes 25 Pitchers 26 Thong for a dog 28 Frocks 29 Strip of l eather 30 Plagues 31 Unruly child 32 Expunges 33 Giver of gift 35 Walks wearily 38 Wild plum 39 Apportion 41 Hog 42 Stroke 44 Sun god 46 Note of scale © 1985 United Feature Syndicate 12 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER ZZ Top 4 4Afterburner9 9 a hot release by Kristy Harrington They'll probably be the first band to go to the moon, yet ZZ Top is just the "little ole band from Texas" that can't stop rockin.' "Afterburner," on Warner's, is the longawaited follow up to "Eliminator," and it was well worth the wait. It is ZZ Top's fourth LP in their fifteen year career, and the group's sound improves amazingly as the years roll by. Their first hit single, "Sleeping Bag," which is a bit more technical than their previous work, is just a little taste of what the album sounds like. "Velcro Fly" resembles "Tube Snake Boogie," a single off their "El Loco" LP. "Can't Stop Rockin' " takes the listener back to the old days of rock when ZZ Top first rocketed up the charts. That Candy Apple Red *33 Ford is still blazing hot on ZZ Top's tail end, just as Billy Gibbons' voice still blazing up the Top Ten charts. Gibbons, Dusty Hill and Frank Beard are rare juvenilias in today's "artistic" world. By far, this is their best album yet. Following one of the most successful albums of the decade,' "Afterburner" contains a lot of brilliant new sounding ZZ top deserve their success rock. ZZ Top is going through "Stages," which also is a flash boisterous song off this newly released L.P. If one listens to the difference between "Afterburner" and "Eliminator," they'll know that ZZ Top is at its most successful stage right now. Teddv Pendererass Indulgent soup LP by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Teddy Pendergrass made a name for himself as a velvety-voiced sex symbol whose sultry songs of passion and lust set female hearts ablaze. Now, sadly, that velvet has become burlap-as he moans through the hyper-produced "Workin' It Back," his latest on Asylum. Beseiged by the overindulgence of no less than nine producers (he himself one of the culprits), Pendergrass sacrifices his provocatively distinctive voice for layers of overdubbed instruments and Holiday Inn cocktail lounge background vocals. The result, with one exception, is not merely embarrassing; it's deplorable. Only one selection, "Let Me Be Closer," which closes out Side 1, rises above this musical muck. Dripping with Teddy's own brand of sexual sugTeddy Pendergrass gestiveness, the song boasts lyrics like "The thought of your body has got me erect/ You do me, I'll do you til we're both soaked with sweat." In the hands of a less sensual artist, these words would be laughable. But imbued with his unique talents, it comes off flawlessly-qualifying the remainder of this selection as winceably bad. Review Stung by W.A.S.P. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor With their latest Capitol LP, "The Last Command," hard rockers W.A.S.P. have broadened their style. GAVE i&U I PUT TROUBLE. fj&<. IP' / 6ETR2WN 1 OHlUBflCOR... ) $ iSR > Noteworthy for their being admonished by Tipper Gore's self-righteous anti-rock brigade (mostly because of the group's widely banned single "Fuck Like a Beast"), W.A.S.P. has extended beyond the wild metal ravings that characterized their 1984 debut LP. "The Last Command" offers a richer sound on many of the tracks, blending the guitars with keyboards (though not to the point where electronics overpower musical instruments), and give the best tracks on the LP a fresher, more mainstream rock sound. The excitement remains, with the wild and uninhibited "Ballcrusher" being perhaps the most W.A.S.P.-ish cut on the record. However, "Wild Child" (not the old Doors song of the same name), "Blind in Texas," and the LP's title track all stand out for their less than grizzly approach. Not that the group is mellowing, but they do seem to be moving away from the stereotypical sound of earlyeighties metal that plagues the work of so many other heavy rockers. "The Last Command" is the second LP from W.A.S.P. and shows enough promise to trigger interest in what this band could accomplish with their subsequent recordings. If they continue to hone their sound, W.A.S.P. could eventually become one of the more important metal acts of the late eighties. RANGER Eight wrestlers place in Midwest Thursday, January 16, 1985 13 During the semester break, the Parkside wrestling team competed in a double dual match against Carthage and Harper Colleges and the Midwest Classic in Indianapolis. The Ranger grapplers made an impressive showing at the double dual meet. They beat Carthage 48-6 and Harper 33-15. Every wrestler won at least one match. The results: 118 pounds-Art Demarath pinned Carthage, pinned Harper. 134 pounds-Jack Danner won both by forfeit. 150 pounds-Mark Dubey won on forfeit to Carthage, pinned Harper. 158 pounds-Mark Mackovich defeated Carthage, d. Harper. 167 pounds-Ted Price pinned Carthage, won on forfeit to Harper. 177 p ounds-Carl Price won on forfeit to Carthage, lost to Harper. Heavyweight-Sean Yde pinned Carthage, won on forfeit to Harper. At the Midwest Classic tournament, Parkside finished sixth out of 11 teams with 79 points. Wright State of Dayton, Ohio, ranked seventh in NCAA Division II, won the meet with 124 points, followed closely by Ashland College, ranked fifth in NCAA II, with 120 points. Coach Jim Koch took eight wrestlers to the meet, and all eight placed in the top six in their respective weight classes, two of them reaching the finals. . At 150 pounds, Dubev Pinned his first two oppo nents but lost in the final Wright State*° SmUh At 190 pounds, Sean Yde won his first two matches by decision, but lost the final to hvo-time NCAA II champion Dave Maiorana, 4-3. In perhaps the most impressive performance in the meet, Parkside's Don VerBruggen lost his first match, then fought back with four straight pins to finish third in the heavyweight class. "Don's showing is probably the best comeback ever by a Parkside wrestler," said Koch. At 118 pounds, Demerath finished fifth, winning three matches and losing two. Gavin Langan at 142 pounds also finished fifth, winning two and losing two. Three wrestlers placed sixth in their weight classes. Mackovich won one match and lost three at 158 pounds, Ted Price won one match at 167 pounds, but injured his PARKSIDE UNION |Jl presents CwUII(u SRRIHC BREAK . mm A BEACH featuring the f amous INTERNATIONAL INN ru" Package With Transportation Quad Occupancy March 7-16,1986 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL INC. The largest in college tours to Florida for over 7 years. elbow and had to withdraw. Carl Price at 177 pounds was the other sixth place finisher. "We did fairly well despite a month layoff because of finals and break," said Koch. "I was particularly pleased with Dubey and Yde." The Rangers' next meet is a double dual with Northern Michigan and Ferris State (Mich.) at Marquette, Mich, on Friday. Both teams are in the top 20 of the NCAA II. They then take on Grand Valley State (Mich.) on Saturday. Mark Dubey YOUR TRIP INCLUDES: Seven nights accommodations at the well-known International, located right in the middle ot the strip at 313 S. Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach. Totally renovated over the past two years, this oceanfront resort is certainly one ot the highest quality hotels located in the central strip area. The hotrl has all oceanview rooms, color TV. air conditioning, pool bar, gift shop, and one of the hottest pool decks on the strip. Round trip motor coach transportation via luxury highway coaches to Daytona Beach. Florida, leaaving Friday. March 7, 1986. Unlike others, we use the newest style buses available. Pool deck parties and activities every single day featuring the famous Echo Belly Flop Contest. Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot. Hawaiian luaus, party boats and more. An entire list of bar and restaurant discounts to save you money at the places you would go anyway. The services of a full time travel representative to throw parties and take great care of you. All taxes and gratuities. UWPAR Intramural basketball starting Second semester basketball is beginning Jan. 26 at 4, 5, and 6 p.m. Teams may consist of six to eight players with five on the court at any one time. The games will consist of two 20-minute halves with a running clock. Those eligible to play are any current student, faculty or staff, students must hve a validated I.D. The 1986 Schick Super Hoops intramural three-onthree basketball competition p ab °ut to begin. Last year, Harkside's winning team won the regional competition at Milwaukee and played at half time at a Bucks game, rhe Ranger representatives went on to win that game becoming the Schick Super Hoop state champions. Entries are due on Thurso day, Jan. 23 at 4 p.m. Forms oify • be Picked up in the « hysical Education Building any weekday between the hours of 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Officials are needed for the league. Anyone interested is asked to call Linda Draft at 553-2317. INSURE YOU THE BEST SPRING BREAKI • Best HotelGuaranteed You know where you will be staying on this trip (with other trips??) • Best Location in Daytona Don't let a po or location ruin your trip - (t he Daytona strip is 23 miles long!) • Shouting Distance from Everything The top bars, restaurants, expos and free concerts (not a taxi ride away, like other trips) • Top of the Line Luxury Coaches For the most comfortable party trip to Florida. • Pool Deck Parties Every Day The hottest, biggest parties in Daytona Beach! • You might find a chea per trip, but why risk your Spring Break cas h on a cheap imitation!! To Sign Up Stop By the Parkside Union Room 209 Or For More Info Cal 553-2294 THE BEST OF EVERYTHING TO 14 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Lady Rangers B-ball struggling at 2-9 l\tr IY i >v« 1/ >«n n • />!« 1.1. f i m . , . . i by Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor "I am disappointed," said women's head basketball coach Wendy Miller, in regard to her team's 2-9 record. Five of the team's nine losses have come in the final moments of the game when the women were either leading or were narrowing the score when time ran out. Injuries and illnesses have plagued the team. Both Kay Wolferstetter and Linda Rossow have sprained ankles and Julie Slaats has reinjured her back. The flu and symptoms of colds have hit most of the rest of the team. Although Miller knows that her team lacks consistency, she doesn't know how to solve WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Distributed by May Beverages Inc. 3120 64th St. the problem. "We'll play exceptionally well for moments in the game and then we'll throw the ball away for the next few possessions," she said. A l ack of mental concentration is also part of the Rangers' inconsistency. Poor shot selection and an inability to work well as a team also are among the problems. But Miller looks forward to the remainder of this season and to next year. "We are very close to getting over the hump of winning consistently. I would anticipate us being a lot better next year because the freshmen are getting the playing experience they need," said Miller. The results of the Ranger's last five games: Carroll College over Parkside 75-65 in overtime; Parkside over National College of Education 64-62; Green Bay over Parkside 84-57; LaCrosse over Parkside 79-72; Augustana over Parkside 75-62. Leading Scorers: Susie Brugioni Mary Metcalf Kim Van Deraa Field Goals: Mary Metcalf Kim Van Deraa Successful Free Throw Attempts: Kim Van Deraa Julie Slatts 10.6 pts/game 10.5 pts/game 9.6 pts/game 53% 51% 85% 77% photo by Dave McEvoy Skier enjoying the Parkside course Cross country ski Great trails here by Hans Hauschild Would you like to ski for free at any time and get away from a crowded ski hill? You can do this by taking up cross-country skiing. Ed Wallen, Nordic Ski Club adviser, believes "a beginner should rent skis and go skiing with someone experienced first." A lesson from an instructor would be a good way to start. Parkside offers a cross-country skiing class worth one credit. Wallen suggests that everyone should try cross-country skiing. One can go at his own pace and it is excellent exercise. Besides exercise, crosscountry skiing provides a great escape from everyday pressures. People can escape to the beautiful scenery by skiing on the 15 miles of trails in the Parkside area. Parkside's Nordic Ski Club grooms three trails: one trail is on the national cross-country running course; another is the Campus Loop, which is the shortest and easiest trail; and the last is the Pike River Trail, which takes one to all the trails in the park. If you have never skied before and would like to try the trails, you can rent equipment from Parkside's Recreation Center. Student rates are $4.75 and nonstudent rates are $5.75 for four hours. Equipment can be purchased at local ski shops for as little as $100. From then on, skiing is free, except for occasionally waxing your skis and the new clothes you'll have to buy as you become more fit and trim. Both Mike Menzhuber, Recreation Center Manager, and Wallen recommend wearing layered clothing when skiing. Wallen said, "You will build up body heat and get very warm." Then you can always take off clothes - but you cannot always put on if it gets colder so be prepared. Other places to cross-country ski are Bong Recreation Center, Bristol Woods, Silver Lake, Johnson Park and River Bend. You can also ski at Americana Resort, Lake Geneva and Door County, although they are a little farther away. So get up from the television, away from the refrigerator and have fun seeing the beauty the trails offer. See you on the trails. IX-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS I In The Parkside Rec Center Mon. 12-2 p.m. Tues. 12-2 p.m./3-6:30 p.m. Wed. 12-2 p.m. Thurs. 12-2 p.m./3-6:30 p.m Student Ski Packages - Only s4.00 * * For More Information Phone 553-2408 X * x ********************************************:£* ranger__ Basketball ^hursda^^^uar^6^98^15 Rangers win four, lose two over break photo by Jay Rundles aims for the hoop against Concordia. Carrera leads team by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor With Cornell Saddler out with an injury, it was up to somebody to pick up the slack for Parkside. Dan Carrera was the man. Carrera scored 21 points, his season high, and also collected 10 rebounds to help the Rangers- beat the Milwaukee Panthers 80-71. Parkside's record is now 12-4. Once again, the problem that has plagued the Rangers all season - loss of concentration - was present again. Parkside led 43-29 at halftime, but almost let the Panthers get back in the game. "I'm pleased we won, but it's still frustrating; we're still not playing as smart as we should be," said Johnson. "When I watch them practice, I see what they can do, and it bothers me when they don't play up to their potential in a game. It's too late in the season to be having mental lapses." Carrera led five Rangers in double figures. Dennis Davis had 18 points, Jay Rundles 14, Mike Henderson 10 and Greg Sipla came off the bench to also score 10. "Sipla came through for us," said Johnson. "I was really pleased. I also was happy with Vince Hall. He came off the bench and gave us good, steady play defensively." With only a few minutes left to play, the game was marred by an altercation between Rundles and Maurice Turner of the Panthers. The two fought for a rebound and there was excessive body contact. The two squared off and some punches were thrown, but players from both benches managed to break up the action. Turner and Rundles were both assessed technical fouls and ejected from the game. Erik Schten let Milwaukee with 18 points. Classified Ads• Services Offered CLINICAL HYPNOSIS : Lose weight, nnn ( srn , ok ' nS- improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and pall Randall Potter at 414- arm i . more '"formation or an appointment. fvi*oF?ATE AND professional typing student and professional. 554-0492. For Sale r^INGJ°N MANUAL typewriter. OlllT°™ ti0n ' $2 °' fi8M396: writer r , EEX,CON 83DL ^'P6" Ttv-nuS.%a iS!fer - 632-3386. 2 Hnra* $35 °" 554-0698. Jisso.oo. esSew.' ExGellent condition - For Rent f'iendJVn1 rentals - Slam flunk your house" nV spa ' VVe deliver to your 553-9095 b Hot Tub Kenta,s - dazzle A%5NT,NE' S D&y. let Cupid ronvinfie r . swe etheart with his s '»s>n« Housing UPPER FLAT immediate occupancy. Close to UWP. Carpeted, appliances. 663-4580. APT. FOR rent at Orchard Court. One bedroom. Contact Shirley Schmerling at 553-2320. Help Wanted WANTED: A student. Spring Break Representative for Collegiate Tour and Travel. Earn complimentary trip and cash. Call now for more information at 612-780-9324 or write to Dan at 9434 Naples NE. Minneapolis MN 55434. Personals CHRISTOPHER MARCUS: Take the 11:00 class and the reward is purely imaginative. JOHN NIELSEN: Those "Blue Eyes" have once again lured me to your presence. Guess who? Aye. BRIDGET: WELCOME to the world. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jim Neibaur. The Staff. JOHN F. HANSEN: Happy Birthday. I love you. Jen. HAPPY BELATED birthday. Shawn Falduto. I'll catch you again on April 13. by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor While the rest of us were relaxing and enjoying our semester break, it was business as usual for the Parkside men's basketball team. They played six games over break, four on the road and two at home, and their record now stands at 11-4 through last Saturday. On Dec. 28, the Rangers played at the Brown County Arena against Green Bay, an NCAA Division I school. The Rangers used a six point spurt in a two-minute stretch late in the first half to jump ahead 27-23 at the half. The Phoenix used an eightpoint streak of their own to take a four point lead nine minutes into the second half. The Rangers pulled even again with 9:26 left, then traded baskets with the Phoenix until Dennis Davis made a lay up with 34 seconds to go to tie the game at 51-51. Green Bay called a time-out and set up for a last shot. Unfortunately for Parkside, the Phoenix got it. Bernie Tompa hit a 20-foot jump shot with two seconds left to win the game for Green Bay,53-51. Jay Rundles led all scorers with 17 points, while Cornell Saddler added 12 for the Rangers. Two days later, on Dec. 30, the Rangers traveled a short distance south to De Pere to take on St. Norbert College. Parkside, behind a strong defense and Saddler's 19 points and eight rebounds, beat the Knights 58-49. Rangers play Cardinal Stritch Monday, Jan. 20 at 7:30 p.m. The Rangers held a 33-21 rebounding advantage and shot an even 50 percent from the field. The Rangers celebrated the beginning of the new year on Jan. 4 by whipping the Minnesota-Duluth Bulldogs 76-52. Parkside held UMD, last year's NAIA District 13 champs, to 33.9 percent shooting from the floor. Saddler hounded the Bulldogs the entire game, scoring 28 points, mostly from eight feet or less. He scored 10 of his 16 first half points in the last four minutes. The Rangers led 37-26 at the half. The Parkside defense was stifling in the last 10 minutes of the game, allowing only 10 UMD points. Dennis Davis had a good game for the Rangers, scoring 17 points. Saddler was the leading rebounder with 10, and Mark Zukley had nine boards before fouling out four and a half minutes into the second half. On Jan. 8, the Rangers travelled to Chicago to battle Northeastern Illinois, and a battle it was. Parkside led by only two at half time, and they didn't allow the Golden Eagles to get any closer than three points in the second half en route to a 65-60 victory. Dan Carrera led the way for the Rangers, scoring 18 points and collecting 11 rebounds. Saddler I I 1 6 points before he went o ' with a leg injury. He came vn on another player's for and strained his leg. He w:. Ited for a walking cast, a: might be ready to play thio -aturday. With only two days rest, the Rangers played at home against a tough Concordia College team. Parkside trail- + ed at the half 37-31, but rallied to win 82-71 behind Davis' 24 points. Three other Rangers scored in double figures; Mike Henderson had 16, Carrera had 15, and Rundles 10. Last Saturday, Jan. 11, the Rangers had the always tough task of playing Stevens Point at home. The Rangers played hard, leading by as many as 10 points early in the second half, but the Pointers rallied to tie the game at the end of regulation. Parkside had a chance to win the * game, but missed a shot, with the Pointers getting the rebound. The game remained close during overtime, and was tied until four seconds left, when former Racine Lutheran star Tim Naegeli hit a turnaround, 25 foot jump shot to give Stevens Point the lead. The Rangers immediately called time out. After that, Parkside got the ball upcourt quickly, but Davis' desperation 35-footer missed the mark. "This one was hard to take," said head coach Rees* Johnson. "We just got tired and lost our concentration." Otf • FAST • SIMPLE • • EFFICIENT • NO COSIGNER REQUIRED Call any Kenosha Savings office Today! Receive your application in the mail Tomorrow! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION /- Soulh^enosha^SOas'^n^Avenue^r^In^p'H^6 ^ 3 ^ P®rshin9 Boulevard, 694-1380 • Northwest side: 4235 52nd Street, 658-0120 a Avenue ' 657 "1340 • Paddock Lake: 24726 75th Street (Hwy. 50), 843-2388 • Lake Geneva: 410 Broad Street, 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 15, January 16, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1986-01-16 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System legal drinking age nursing program parkside union advisory board (PUAB) union and recreation center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/62be8e6d6aa6cf53bb86adf659319b50.pdf d5ddc422128a0e6ae20a983fc29c6d9d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kenosha fights porn Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -;,. . Student does research for J-Wax PageS Men's and women's basketball Pagel ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside phGto by One McE"oy Students, faculty and staff honored the memory of Martin Luther ,King Jr. on Wednesday. Jan. 15. the actual day 01 King's birtli. ·vity hou» 'demiseponderea m~rUe kraill~Ji·" to abolish •. res-, ' or keep the current ·Wednesday.Frlday 1, ty hour Is being' by members of the Ilaff, educational 'eI1d student repre. according to Ben m, acting Vice hour orlgtitat~tl seventies becauSA}, ~\ 'Organizations were' about not having for clubs, ac. Greenebaum. of a change in t activity hour In. atudents who don't ., Ie and many of th,e said Greenebaum. ~ , t~, English Oil' chairman and Unl. Committee member, Is "Widespread dis. With the current hour among coor. and diVision chairs :"'1Ij"ll, .-'" sehedullng- ,clas. ~ himself is "firmly ••. nt" on the Issue. He "vwcver, that With the of science students ve labs, 2 p,m. classes many stUdents. lCample,"cited Cana. freShman composl., ll1'edIn mUltiple sec. a P,m, section Is the f1Ued.It looks like sel would be more spread ''out. The prime hours for classes are 9~11 a.m. Monday~Wed. Activities see page S :Wedon issue Volume 14. No. 17 Kenosha fights porn by Karl DIxon It the obscenity Ordinance adopted by the County Board two weeks ago Is found to be constitutional, the city may adopt a similar ordinance, and this worries Library 01. rector Louise Pitman. xe. nosha City Attorney James Conway said his advtce is to wait until the county's case i8 litigated. "It (a city ordt. nance) Is a possibility If that (the county's ordinance) Is found to be constitutional." The ordinance unamlmously approved by the County Board on Jan. 1 inltla1ly ex. cluded libraries from Its ju. r1sdJctlon, but an opinion from State Attorney General Bronson LaFollette indicated they must be inclUded If the ordinance was to be constItu. tIonaI. "In an area deaJtng wtth first amendment rights, you cannot make ciasalflcatlona unless there ts compelling reason to do so." sald Tom Balestrart, assistant attomey general. "The ordinance did treat libraries differently and that was done away wtth. "The ordinance defln .. "obscene matertaJ.. as "a writing, picture, sound reo cOrdJ.ng or fUm" and "ob- Scene performance·' meAM "a live exhibition before an audience which: the average person applying contempora. ry community standarda, would find appeAls to purlent interests U taken u a whol : under contemporary cemmu, nlty standards. deSCribes Or shows sexual conduct in a pa. tently offensive way; and tacks serious IIlA>rary. artl. siue, political or acl ntlflc' value as measured by objee. uve ltandarda If laIr.en as whole." TIlts Jancuage Ie based on a Supreme Court de. clslon. and ts currentiy the only ltandard In effect In the etete. The board further de. fines sexual conduct as "the commission or Ilmulatlon of the foUowlnc, aexuaJ In..... eourae. 8OcIGm,. .... .... lIly. necrop/llla, human excretion, masturllatIon. eadtsm. feu.. lion. ~ or lewd ax. hlbfU. of human gentl&la .. AeeanIln&' to the ordlnance, an~ Who adverttsea, .. Ita to UI)I<Ine, _la1ly rnlnon. or 'JM"Od\Ieeaor perform. 11'1 any obIcene malA>rtaIa or per. .....-"..,.1 College Bowl begins College Bowl, a tournament for intellectual achievement, will be held on Monday, Wed. nesday and Friday next week at 1p.m. in MaIn Place. A typical College Bowl question ts: " 'Tom Sawyer' was one of Mark Twaln'l most successful novels and In the best modem fashion he capitalized on Its success with three sequels. For 10 points apiece, name them." (An8w~ er: "Huckleberry FInn", "Tom Sawyer Abroad" and "Tom sawyer, DectecUve." Question and answer reprin. ted from College Bowl Co.. Inc.) Sound easy? If so, come to the tournament and match wits with the ten teams Who wili participate In the event. The teams will compete to be~ come Parkslde's representative to the regional College Bowl competition Feb. 21 and 22 In Beloit. The teams repre. sent numerous clubs and organizations on campus. Par. ticlpants are campus Ambas. aador I. Campua Amb•••• dor n, CompulA>r Club, Prell. dents, PSGA I, PSGA II, PlY, ehoIogy ClUb, Ranger, War. gamers I, and Wargamen 11. College Bowl conatsta 01 conteata between two teaml of four atudenta, each awar. ded points for correct an. awers to queltlona asked by a moderator. Speed of_ponae counta heavtly In the aeon.,. and account. for the tut pace of the game. Queatlona COver a wtde range of subjecta from liberal arts Curricula to cur. rent events, sports, art and entertalnment. Sound dlfffcult? Studenta can learn Just by watching the event. Jeanne Beu, Student ute Intern who ts coordinating the event, sald, "People should attend. It'l an aJI-campwo event which will recognlze the intellectual achievements of students. It Is entertaln. ment, but combined with aca .. demics." SAFE survey available PageJ Student does research J or J- Wiax Pages RENEWING fflE DREAM phOlO b) Oa,e \JcE~o ttuients,_faculty and staff honored the memory of lartin Kf!/[ .:f:rl. Jr. on Wednesday. Jan. 15, th actual da} or Activity hour demise pondered •1 Kimberlie Kranich students leave after 1 p. m." ses would be more spread A deelslon to abolish, res- Canary suggested that if ·out. ~ or keep the current there were classes at 1 p.m. The prime hours for cla e --,-Wednesday-Friday 1 more students might stay are 9-11 a.m. Mond y-Wed• P-&, activity hour ls being around campus because clas- Acth•iUe see page s llllltlered by members of the ::mic staff, educational * and student repre~ vea, according to Ben Ilia.ii ebaum, acting Vice eenor. Ii 1:: &cUvity hour originated 'luden late seventies because • CO!np~ganizations were !IIOllgil g about not having COMi..-:'1e for clubs, ac-,-, g Greenebaum. ~ l'Opltents of a change in tlllde-~nt activity hour in~ lpastudents who don •t laeuity ,, te and many of the ftobe' &aid Greenebaum. Plrbne~ ~ary, English De~ lllty c lrman and Unitalcl th Committee member ere ls" • llllafactt widespread dislttlYJty on with the current G!nati, hour among coorCoiice~ and division chairs "8." g scheduling clas- Cana linbivafu ~!mself is "firmly lt11, how~~ on the issue. He ~eptt0 er, that with the •~ hav: f' Science students ~•t PUU abs, 2 p.m. classes ''For ex many students. ~"Whena;"ple," cited Cana~ la Offer reshman composi:"' 11, the 2 ed in multiple seclaat to be tm. section is the llled. It looks like ·.·-<:'{(~&·~-'• ' ~ .... ~i~.ll + .lnions voiced on issue ~$1§ ' ·-· · ··•· . .w ' ' ~ Krlstin Hahner. 19, a junlOr '+ · poUtical science major: "Maybe the hour could be dlanged, but lt shoUld not be done away with.•• J.,enore Leater, 24, a junior . ,eography major commented 'tlastes artc ~- that she would "want the op" .tin)~ perlo(l, Uon!' . . . ....... s..;~ lt<lJn. eUml• Katie Batunprdt, 21, Nil· .~ .: ·@1t··W!t.ri·.·l1 ....... gln¥ .... · lt i,.¢k. lor: "lt'• a nice time to mffl i Ol'll .JJQ},~!!:" ~ 1 .~atclt . petter -wtth friends. and lt helps so.a~" , :the ,, JoJ}owinJ are -~l~ to get together, I think sμQ'Uis~nts) reactlolls, t1Umattng u would rid club•." f ~ ... 'n'~' W;Jdt~. ~. A "1llor. ~an °ftrtnen. 20,a junior •P•YP{~;fflll-~; ·ut ~td •ess~ajor: "Keep the · :not ~ ,•dotl,e J1.W&7 witll. but hoUl' the way it ts." ~rf¥'ybe "t~qJum~ , the hOW'- "T$111fflY Rice, 19,a sopho• Thert. 1$ an •ttefl~~ prob• more commun.tcauon major: 1~m :riow,,and it.Will~~ worse ••t woold not take class tn wi,U,. -n~ ~cUi¢ b.ouJ'. m,ld-day. The hour helps me Karen Pb)c:JJWwskl, 20 • a make p.tans.'' junJq:t"' ge<>gt'aPllY majork: Todd Severson. 21. a aopho- "Tb~ hOUf .1$ ~d for a brea v.. ·n Wh .. ::: ... Y"'.U ... "Ve l)eeJJ here all more engineering ma~r: . ...... ., .,_ doesn't really matter to me day/' r because I don't participate." Jon ;Anderson. 32, a ·jl.lniO Ann HallisY. 20. a senior -thenustrY anc'.1 , a~P~0 1. corn: math major: .. Doing away · putor scie~c~ maJOf, d r~!r with it is a bad idea. Change side v; tt :universitY an ct a the hour, but do not do a way educa.Uon. Ttle hour i& n wltb it.'' necessity." ~·. · Men sand ba ketball Pag Col ege Bo omens I 2 Thursday. January 23.1986 Editorial Ordinance obscene Kenosha County government has moved society one step closer to Orwell's totalitarianism. The Pornography Ordinance which was inflicted upon the county by a unanimous vote of the County Board on Jan. 7 plummeted Kenosha into a swirling pool of grey and raised numerous constitutional questions. The ordinance itself is downright confusing. Pornography is described, in part, as judged standards." Since a comprehensive survey of residents' "standards" has not been taken in any form. is doubtful that such a measure exists. Instead, the County Board chose to trrnret- its-ttef-inltion-of mcraltty on entire.sgffi!W:!!lity. The County Board. the charge of the members being to represent the majority, chose to be swayed by the threats of lost votes, and to be railroaded by an emotionally charged meeting overrun by community activists, concerned citizens and fundamentalists. The integrity of such elected officials must be questioned. In addition, the Board demonstrated a flagrant misuse of the democratic system by passing an ordinance which is clearly unconstitutional. This will likely result in loss of thousands of dollars in court costs to defend an ordinance which shouldn't have been passed in the first place. Undoubtedly, pornography is a serious issue, and especially serious is the sexual abuse of children in society today. But Kenosha's emotional stance is inappropriate. There are far better ways to correct such societal ills, such as regulating the film industry, rather than disregarding the constitutional freedoms of the public. Letter to the Editor Good concept needs improvement Letter to the Editor Is it rock or schlock? To the editor, As a writing assistant for the English 100 Supersection last semester. feel it necessary to defend the instructors and fellow tutors with whom I worked. To those of you unaware of the concept of this course, it was designed to provide more individual attention and to create a comfortable social environment for the new Parkside student. Emphasis was placed on the integration of grammatical concepts into writing. Five in- .struotors coordinated and taught the course. Eight writing assistants - selected [uniors and seniors from diverse backgrounds - assisted instructors as small group leaders for class activities, .peer conferencing and word processing instruction. Writing assistants also provided fulltime drop-in tutoring. Thirteen persons, as opposed to one, served as resources for the students. I was privileged to be in. volved with such a dedicated and hard-working group. Many, if not all, did far more than was expected of them. I an deeply sorry that Ralph Abagtan. an equally dedicated student. feels that he did not benefit from the many advantages this course offered. As in any new situation, rough edges need smoothing over. Ralph and other students can contribute specific comments if they feel improvement is' needed. do feel that the concept of this course remains excellent, and I commend those involved.' It would be a shame not to"see it grow further on this campus. Parkside can then continue to improve its reputation for excellence in writing. Sincerely, Barbara Haase English Supersectiondid fail To the Editor: I want to thank Ralph Abagian for his criticism in Ranger, Jan. 16, of last semester's English 100 Super- . section. From working with him that class, I know him to be an intensely serious, caring student; the letter reflects that quality and .generally does him justice. Furthermore, his overall assessment of the Su'perseetion experience is, in my view, accurate. In many respects; the experiment f:ailed, and I. have urged, in my report on it, that a boulder be placed in the mouth" of .Its tomb, never' to be removed. The Supersection approach went wrong, however, not for any "flagrant Iack or protestsonaltsm.': I believe, though, on a few occastons. whnethe students were' working' 'on writing 'tasks, Jhefe was ;Bome staff socializing that I, too, found annoying. The faculty members. 'involved spent many hours last spring and 'sum,m.er plann_i.n.g' ;.the' c.ourse, . "" :. ". '" . Jennie Tunkieicz .....••...••.•.•..........••...•.....•....... EdiOOr Kari Dixon, .................•.................. :..•... News E'ditor Kim Kranich : : Assf. News Editor ... Jim Neibaur Feature Editor • Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor 'QcI:) Rich Blay , ,.. Sports .Ed.itor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor I.Dave.McEv~y Photo Edito,r Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback .................•......... Advertising Manager . Andy Buchanan •........................... Business Manager . Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Michael Firchow .•...•................ Distribution Manager and during the experiment we met many hours beyond the usual class and preparation time to try to make a success of the Supersection. The student writing assistants were a big help to us; indeed they may have peen the. best element of the experim-ent. Ulttrnately, we were not able to adequately -compensate for the' 'Problems attendant on-class and- staff size, even by frequently breaking , into small groups, .but I as- L~~tfr se~6 . STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy' Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott; Sch~mber, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathlee/1 Trentadue, Laureen W~wro. To find the subtle themes and ... For quite some time, · we concepts. Several radio inter. considered Mr. Jim Neibaur's views with Townshend and a review of "White City.A the most hilarious aspects of Novel" in the Jan. 16 issue of irn- "Rolling Stone" clearly Illuagtnatlons could not possibly minated the inspirational accept the idea that a college theme of the album that Mr. Neibaur has completely misskudos to musically devoid al- ed. bums by the of W.A.S.P. Most annoying is the "disco" label Mr. Neibaur at. tached to two of Townshend's songs. Pete Townshend has not only avoided "disco" over his twenty-year career, but he also wrote the satiric dirge City- for the sub-genre, "Good-bye, A Novel." Sister Disco." Mr. Neibaur was beyond our belief to was obviously using the rnissee an imagtnattve piece of placed tag to..describe music work by a rock legend that didn't match -his preget lambasted as "passable." ferred two~chord.guitarfdull· The shock was doubled when . drunken-drummer style, as on the very next page, an. displayed by "W.A.S.p.·like" album by a musically inept groups. band, which can only dream In conclusion, we applaud of mainstream acceptance, Pete Townshend for displayreceived high acclamations. ing his musical talents while Townshend's solo efforts successfully, exploring new may recapture the same styles of expression. We gufpower and passion that his faw at any attempt to take earlier. offered. the lyrically and musically th~y, do satisfy' appetites r superficial and rapetltious The .Who rans who know a; Heavy Metal music as somegenuine Townsh~nd effort.. thing more than the noisy th~y It. True;, flash in the pan that it Is. Townshend fans gladly . Chris search through is poetry to Pete Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are ~olely. responsible far its editorial 'policy and content. -Ranger is pubbsh-ed every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidu1,fs. AI! correspondence should IJo addressed to: Pcrkeidc Ranger, Universltyof WtSConsin'Parksidc, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Tele' , phone (.~l·t). 553·2295 or ( H4) 553-2287. Ad1?ert~~mg rates are $4 per column inch or less bulk. Advertising deadhne IS Tuesday.(tt 9 a..m. for publication Thursday. ' • ~etters to ~he cdttor Wtll be acceptelj .1f typewritten, t[ouble.spueed lit on s~fItldard ~lze paper. Letters should be less lhan 350 1-I.Iordsand must ... be stgned: wtth a, telephone 'number incZuaed for verification purposes. ~ wll~ be Withheld request. 'for letters 18 Tucsdayat a.m. for publiqalion ,\/f'mbf'ro!,lre ... Ranqer reserves edit let. aSSOCIaTeD r-w ters and refuse letters containing false and de- COUE"oaT.:' famatory c~tent: PRe~sEP . Rangt.;r 18 prmted by the Racine Journal Times. d Thursday, 23, 1986 unanimous Kenosha Pornography in by "community stand. ards." stand• ards" form, it ln:tllct its--deRnltio of moral the entire commJ:!!!ily. Board, concerned especially in disregarding i,nprove,nent a semester, I necessary I unaware at. tention comfortable in. structors writing juniors instructors leaders pro. cessing full. time drop.Thirteen involved hard.working if more Abagian, student, tfiat in situation, smoo. thing specific improvement is I involved. It to cam• pus. continue reputation Supersection did Jail Aba• gian 16, Supersection. caring Furthermo. re, Supersection respects, experiment failed, I . it. 1n mouth its never lack of profesisonaHsm," believe. occasions, while the students were working writing there some too, members sper.! sum111~r planning the 9ourse, ............................................. Editor Kari Dixon............................................ en·s Editor Kim Kranich ................................. Asst. ew Editor ... eibaur ...................................... • Gary Schneeberger ................... Asst. Feature Editor -00 Rich Blay ....................... ~········"···"··· .. Sports Editor C: Robb Loehr ................................. Dave McEvoy ....................................... Phot-0 Editor ......................... A st. ........................... ............................ ................ tanager ...................... try student the ele• ment experiment. Ultimately, compensate the problems attendant on . class and staff size, into small groups, but I as- Letter see page Carr, Scott Curty, William fike Gayhart. Kristy Harrington. Hans Odegaard. Scott. Scheuber, Bill Serpe. Steve Taylor. Kathleen Trentadue. Wawro. it the Editor: '" album reviews to be one of the Ranger. Our wildest imaginations student could possibly give kudos al• likes P. However, we suddenly realized that Mr. Neibaur was actually serious about his glorification of Heavy Metal music when we saw his review of Pete Townshend's latest solo effort, "White CityA Novel.'' find the subtle themes and concepts. Several radio inter. views with Townshend and a review of "White City-A Novel" the Jan. 16 issue of "Rolling Stone" mu. minated the inspirat\ona\ theme of the album that Mr. Neibaur has completely miss• ed. It see imaginative living get an received not power earlier albums offered, but they satisfy of fans a genuine Townshend effort when they hear · it. True · Most annoying ls the "disco" label Mr. Neibaur at. tached to two of Townshend's songs. Pete Townshend has not only avoided "disco" over his twenty.year career, but he also wrote the satiric dirge for the sub-genre, "Good-bye, Sister Disco." Mr. Neibaur was obviously using the mis• placed tag to describe music that match pre• ferred two.chord•guitar/dulldrunken. drummer style, as displayed by "W.A.S.P.•like'' groups. In conclusion, we applaud Pete Townshend for displaying his musical talents while successfuUy exploring new styles of expression. guf• faw at any attempt to the lyrically and musically superficial and repetitious Heavy Metal music as son:ie• more than the noisy flash in the pan that it is. Pete tvritte_n c~ilcd Mud,.nts UlV·Pa,·ksidl' tltey 1?olel11 11.< poliry r 011tc 11 t. publrshcd evcr_Y Thi,rsday arad,.mic yl'ar a,ul holiday!/. Al} correspon,lf•'!ce be addr ssed Parkside U11i· ver 1ty of W1~consm•Park$idc, WOO, Krno.,h,1 s.,141. Tele·, (.\JP. 5v3i!295 or 4J ¼) 553·22117. Ad1:crt~•rng mtrs arc S4 col111nn or in ,1dvcrtisi11g dead/me 1s Tuesday _at 9 a._m . Letters rd,tor will accl'pl<'d if typett'riltNI, double-spared N 8 (andt1rd 1:1::e p11per. Lr·tter.• shoi,/d le.ss than ,,;;o words and mu.,t .,. signed! with a_ number included C,O. Names w1l! b<' u·1thheld upon rcquc.•I. Deadline ;.. __ .:......:.,. • Lett rs ts Tue.•d-ay at 10 ft.m. publicalio,i 11,..,1,nofthP - Thursday. Ranger rcsen•cs the right to l'dil let· .1,soc,,neo ..._ refi,se lett rs co,ittiining de• coLt<c>CtaT-= /amatory content. PRtc>~~iP Ranger is printed ... rd /_ .. : News Briefs FRce Rt3 0 Lj_.:.l. solid. e!2cesteat ...... ~isPGSa11acili-ry-'I . ES-A7466-D ~CT #OWJ~' -=, @ LIMITED TIME ONLY Air Force waste discovered The Air Force has been ordered to eliminate the "was- !e''because of Its habit of purchasing overpriced plum b- _. ACCOrdingto the Chicago Tribune wire service. Con. gressional investigators discovered Air Force officials bought67 toilet pots from Lockheed Corporation for $317. '1'bey can be purchased at a hardware store-for $10. Last year the Air Force spent $610 for each. toilet seat, ~ John Dingell (D-Mich.l complained in a leller to De- !elise Secretary Caspar. Weinberger. The Pentagon of. lei'eirno reply, . '. ~ ~.-- "_ _ GPA mininumapproved '1'bose college students who want to be teachers may be "'P8eled to "hit the books" a little harder in the-future. A proposed rule to require students seeking teaching ~callon to possess at least a 2.7~grade point average ... gained the approvel of the educallon commillees In 'alia houses of 'the state legislature, according to the WiaconsinState Journal." - . TheSenate Educallon Commillee unainlmously "ndors, tel the proposed the rule las.t '!"eek. . Senatorreunitesjamily ..'!!o Vietnamese children. Wlll,see ,their m.;u,.e.;. foruu;;e, " ~ .. lime in seven years, thanks to the help <) a' . . ~Arooeiate.t Press reported that Sen. Frank Mu.r'kawski " ~) traveled to Vietnam to find out about ~J;, ~ SOldiers missing in acllon. He came hOJ!l\f ra _ .... cbildren whose mother fled to the U.S. seven. ~~ d' .. IlDd who now lives in Fairbanks. AJaska. She "f'..:'s. ~skl to hetp her, and he appealed to Foreign M .... Nguyen Co Thach. Enrollment expected to. in~rease ...... . ." UW System by .; ...re could be 180,000 stildents In the d uW.Madi. ..lear 2000 If no polley changes ar~m:~e students !llanS\lOpuJation could have nearly 3, in to an artie. le In the 164.624It currently enrolls. accord g Thethe Madison Capital Times. or not the thle regent committee will consider Wh~~~:nt on some tam IIIneeds to limit undergraduate en';," k the number Of~' the article continued, or cut ac ~"""'ms offered. . Anne Frank Drama selected for final The dramatic arts disci. pI.me's Production of "The DIary of Anne Frank, " direct. ed by lecturer Lisa Kornets. ky, has been selected as a reo - gtonet fmaHsl 1fl the Arnert, can College Theater Festival (ACTFl competition and will be 'slaged in DeKalb. D1. on Jan. 31. This is only the second time Parkside has entered the competition, and both times its Productions have been selected. Last year the production "Crimes of the Heart" was named a regional final- ist. A special benefit performance of "The Diary of Anne Frank,' I written by Frances GOOdrichand Albert Hackett, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday in the Cornmuntca, tion Arts Theater. Donation is $5 at the door, and reser-va. tions can be made by calling 553·2581. Special rates are by Scott Scbeuber The results of the first Stu. dent Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE) clculated last semester have been compiled, and are availlable to students. SAFE was a project devetoped by the Student Services Committee of Parkslde Stuavailable for groups of 10 or more. Proceeds from the perfonn. ance will be used to offset ex. penses incurred in the three. day trip to DeKalb. A reception. open to the public, will be held in the theater lobby after the performance. The production was one 01 six chosen from about 50 en. trants In Wisconsin and IlII. nois. The contest will involve transporting the entire set, props. Ilghts and costumes by truck to DeKalb, where the 25-member cast and crew will have four hours to set up the production, and after the per. formance. two hours to strike it. TIley will complete against plays performed by students from trw-Stevens Point. Marquette University, Northern Illinois University. Southern TIlinois University and West. ern Jlllnots University. TIle competition will be JUdo dent Government Association. (PSGA), It was Originally de. signed for UW Madison stu. dents and differs only sUghUy from the standard Teacher EValuation Questionnaires students till out in classes. Sue Brudvlg-, the chair of the Student Services Commit. tee said the information from the survey would eventually Thursday. January 23. 1986 3 be printed in booklet form When enough have been com. pleted, and booklets will be made aVallable to students. APProximately 180 surveys were given to students in 62 classes and Inslructors. Of the 62 surveyed, ~ received A ratings. 19 received B's, 12 received C's, 3 received 0'. and 3 got F's. Kenosha passes porn ordinance Porn from poge 1 fonnances Is subject to ~ $1000fine the first time, and $1000-$10,000fine for eubsequent offenses. TIle approval of the ordl· nance bothers the woman In charge of the public libraries in Kenosha. "I understand the problem. So much of por. nography has women as targets that It makes me lJI." Plttman said. "But 1 don't see this as the way to solve the problems. Once a law like this is one the _s, who ts -going to do the deciding?" she continued. "Someone -eouId walk into a library and decide that 'Huck FInn' or -'catcher 1fl1he Rye' II ponIQ, phle. Of ~iltman cited examples . from a. newsletter published by the American Library .As • soclatlon. TIle novel "Slaugh, lerhoUse Five," the film "Re· ,,- -turiJ to OZ" and !!'" documen· tary on the V.etnam War "Hearts lOSdMInds" (in Wau· kesha), 'as well as books. 011 witchcraft. ESP. and astrol· ogy have- all been questioned . in various states 1fl the last few months. "This Is a very dangerous ay to resolve the pro- ~em. "she continued. "The real way to address the problem is to educate people so they know what good film and literature are so the market evaporates. Do we know U the product Is not in the slore that It will still not be produced and'sold?'L.The ord1na.nc.ewas adopled at County Board meeting at which no one spol<e against It. "The ordinance was adopted because over 200 people appeared be. fore the board," said Cbalr. man Angelo Capriotti. nie American Civil Uber. ties UnlOIIhas offered its ... slltance to attorneys working . on those cases. "Freedom can only be maintained If the First Amendment Is applled u wrillen. "said Eunice Edgar. Executive Director of the Wisconsin ACLU. "We have offered our services to those shops and they ba ve reo talned their own attorneys." Edgar said the ACLU Is aware of the concerns of cler . gy, parents aDd __ Oft !be exposure of hardcore por. nograp/ly to ehlJdren. "However, legtslatlon should not be a legal substitute for parental responsibility. Pornography has always been available, and laws like this won'l stop It." she continued. "It will just go underground. " Edgar beUeves the price that is paid for unrestlcted access to infonnation is not high enough to counteract the benefits. "The bottom line is that we give up a IIltle bit bul we gain a lot with a commit· ment to first amendment rights." CappriolU laid that tho-e who llppOIed the ordlnanc could have spoken against It the night It was approved. "No one a.sked to speak." he aa1d "I foe! that WIththe cor, poratlon counsel m ling WIth the Attorney General and the new word!n« (thai wu adop~ at that m ling) thai the ordInaIlce Is lepI, U _'re~, ao be It." UNITARIAN _UN_IV.aER,.SAGLISTS bMn'--lo ",FIII,n ~ ml do n =:.. HallIe ¥OU .. ... d...~. wUtl an or",Odoa ,.. Io.on becau.e II hondl you a p<eclIaeated -., • 100 our _cl"l'urcll may be lor you.a.Fno-r ~~Io~'::'~= gow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? M"MJm cor •• lNnY CI...cH w '.. Club ........ ....,.D.....r....'.....~.... JtANGER -SE News Briefs Air Force waste discovered The Air Force has been ordered to eliminate the "waste" because of its habit of purchasing overpriced plumbing. According to the Chicago Tribune wire service, Congressional investigators discovered Air Force officials bought 67 toilet pots from Lockheed Corporation for $317. They can be purchased at a hardware store for $10. Last year the Air Force spent $640 for each toilet seat, Rep. John Dingell (D-Mich.) complained in a letter lo De• fense Secretary Caspar Weinberger. The Pentagon of. lereo no reply. GPA mininum approved 'lbose college students who want to be teachers may be expected to "hit the books" a little harder in the future. A proposed rule to require students seeking teaching certiftcatlon to possess at least a 2.75 grade point average baa gained the approve! of the education committees in both houses of the state legislature, according to the Wisconsin State Journal. The Senate Education Committee unainimously endorsed the proposed the rule last week. Senator reunites family Two Vietnamese chiidren wm see their mother for th8 first lhne In seven years thanks to the help -0t a U.S. Senator • Aaaoeiated Press reported that Sen. Frank Murkowskl (ft.AJuka) traveled to Vietnam to find out about ~J; llllllele soldiers missing in action. He came home s ll,o children whose mother fled to the U.S. seven ye:rd Igo, and who now lives in Fairbanks, Alaska. She ~Js~• ki to help her, and he appealed to Foreign Nguyen Co Thach. Enrollment expected to increase tbeThere could be 180,000 students In the u: S~~;a:r. ,Year 2000 if no policy changes are ma ~~e students :ns population could have nearly 3,oood~ to an artic• le In the 164,624 it currently enrolls, accor g The the Madison Capital Times. . er or not the 8Yst regent committee will consider whe1t~ent on some carnern needs to limit undergraduate em; k the number or Pllses, the article continued. or cut ac Prorrams offered. Thu d y, January 23, 1 Anne Frank Drama selected for final !he dramatic arts disciplme 's production of "The Diary of Anne Frank." directed by lecturer Lisa Kornetskr, has been selected as a regional finaHst in the American College Theater Festival (ACTF) competition and will be staged in DeKalb, Ill. on Jan. 31. This is only the second time Parkside has entered the competition, and both time its productions have been selected. Last year the production "Crimes of the Heart" was named a regional finalist. A special benefit performance of "The Diary of Anne Frank," written by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett will be presented at 8 p.m. o~ Tuesday in the Communication Arts Theater. Donation is $5 at the door, and re ervations can be made by calling 553-2581. Special rates are avallable for group of 10 or more. Proceed from th performance will b u d to off t pen s incurr d in th thre • day trip to DeKalb. rec PUon, open to th public, ·m be held in the th ater lobby after the performance. The production w on of six cho en from about 50 ntrants in Wi con in and nu. noi . The cont t ill in •olv transporting th ntlre props, lights and c tum truck to DeKalb. wh th 25-member cast and crew will have four hours to t up th production, and aft r the rformance. t o hour to trlk it. They \I.ill complete ag t plays performed by studen from UW-Stev ns Point, 1arquette nhr rslty, ·orth m lllinols niver ty, Southern Illinois nlv ty and \ ' tern Illlnols Univ rslty. The competition ·ill b jud- S AF E results released by Scott cheuber The results of the first Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE) ciculated last semester have been compiled, and are availlable to students. SAFE was a project devel• oped by the Student Services Committee of Parkside Stu- Kenosha passes porn ordinance Porn from page 1 for.mances ls subject to $500- $1000 fine the first time, and $1000-$10,000 fine for sub equent offenses. The approval of the ordinance bothers the woman in charge of the public librarle in Kenosha. "I understand the problem. So much of por• nography has women as targets that it makes me m." Pittman said. "But I don't see this as the way to solve the problems. Once a law like this Is one the books, who Ls going to do the deciding?" she continued. "Someone .could walk into a library and decide that 'Huck Finn' or •catcher in the Rye' is pomographic.'' Pittman cited examples trom a newsletter published bY the American Lib:,8-ry kl· soclatlon. The novel Slaughterhouse Five." the film "Return to oz" and the ctocumen• tary on the Vietnam War .. Hearts and Minds" (in wau• kesha) as well as books on witchcraft. ESP' and astrology have- all t,een questioned in various states in the last few months. "This is a very dangerous way to resolve the problem,'' she continued. •'The real way to address the prob• 1em is to educate people so they know what good film and literature are so the market evaporates. Do we know if • Thursday, January 23,1986 Week at the Park Brynner, Hot Canary main attractions Thursday, Jan. 23 - Movie titled "The King and I" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie titled "Moonlighttng" wlll be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Jan. 24 - Movie titled "The King and 1" wlll be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m, tn the Union Cinema. Dance featuring "Hot Canary" starttng at 8 p.m. tn Union Square. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkstde student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Jan. :15. Movie: "Moonllghttng" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, Jan. 26 - Movie: "Moonllghttng" will be reo peated at 2 p.rn. tn the Union Ctnema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be avaUable at the door. Movie: "The King and I" will be repeated at 7;30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. Monda.y, Jan. 2'7 - Workshop on "How to Find Jobs and Contact Employers" starts at 1 p.m. tn Union 104. The workshop is free and open to anyone. Call ext. 2452 for more information. College Bowl starts at 1 p.m. tn Matn Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Jan. 28· Work· shop on "Preparing Your Resume on a MacIntosh Mtcrocomputer" starts at 5 p.m. in WLLC. Level D1. Call ext. 2452for reservations. Wednesday, Jan. 29· Sem· inar on "Busmess Feasibility Analysis" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. College Bowl continues today at 1p.m. in Main Place. All are welcome. Thursday, Jan. 30· Work· shop on "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312-for details. Sponsored by UW-ExtensioJ), Movie "Rambo: First Blood" (part 2, rated R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 tor a guest. Sponsored by PAB. , Movie: "Sandakan" will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Ctnema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Accent on Enrich?nent presents the Joseph Holmes Dance Company at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. - To acquire and maintain new advertising Earn cash quickly while enhancing communication and business skills. We will pay: $25 plus 20% of gross sales. - Own transportation required Call at Ranger Office for application form. WLLC D139C (next to Coffee Shoppe.) .. Halley's Comet? . '.. . . .. No but in case the real thing has not been VISible from your wmdow, here IS a ph~tographic approximation made out of photographic paper, pepper and an unknown object. Halley' 's Comet . Scientific wandermakes.apjJearance by William Dezoma . rials thaw and float- out with' -.the comet will be leaVingOur the heat of the sun, and' this skies January 25. Hailey'S co;':;et has been at- -.. forms the tail. Not all comets If you-find the starscape 100 tracting a great deal of atten- Thave 'taus but those that do confusing, and can't tell Jution lately. The fact that it only display them when near plter from the North Star only appears once every 76 the sun, Beyond Jupiter com- "USA Today" is featUring~ years might have somethtng ets have no tails because the . daily comet watch which to do with it. - weather Is too cold. shows the comet's relaUv. Edmund Halley (1656-1742) Professor James Me· position In the sky. was a friend of Isaac Newton Crickard, who teaches astron- .The late January dlsap. (1642·1727). Together, they omy here, offers some advice pearance of Hailey's is no decisively demonstrated that for those wlshtng to see the cause for disappointment. comets orbit the sun. The .comet. He says to look In the The comet will reappear In comet Is not named after Hal- .southwest sky, very close to the southeast morning sky in ley because he discovered it. the horizon, immediatley early March. In the last days It was seen as far back as 240 after sunset, since the comet : of March. it will be veryclose B.C. and bears his name be- sets. not too long after the sun to the horizon, but the tall cause he proposed that the does. Observers will probably will be at its most speetactugreat comet of 1682 was the need binoculars and should i lar just before sunrise. In same one which had appear- look for Jupiter, the brightest 'early April, Halley's will ed in 1601. He predicted that thtng in the sky in that dtrec- leave the morntng sky and this same comet would come tion. The tail of the comet is will resurface in the evening again in 1758,but was unable upward relative to the hort- sky, this time in the southto see it. owing to his' having zon, and the comet will look east. However, if you are not been dead for sixteen years. more like a star, although planning on seeing this once- Comets are comprised of a fuzzy and not twinkling. in-a-lifetime event, you can compact, solid body of frozen The further south the ob- rest easy, knowing that thisis gases and other substances server goes, the better the supposedly one of the comet's which are imbedded in rocky view gets. But' soon no least spectacular appearmaterial. These core mate- amount of travel will help, as ances in centuries. ====Club Events==== Peer Support . _Parkside Activities Board meeting please contact Dan Peer Support is offering a (PAB) will be meeting Wed. Galbraith tn the PAB offic. scholarship for the Spring nesday, Jan. 27 at 12 noon in or call 553-2650. semester. Deadline for appli- the PAB office Union Dl17 cants is Jan. 29. For more in- (by the' Union Information formation and for applica- Desk) to start deciding the tions, contact the PSO office, Performtng Arts Series for WLLC D139F (next to Coffee the 1986-87 season. If you Shoppe). would like to help decide what will be on next 'year's PAR performing arts series, please 'The Performing Arts and attend this meeting. If you Lectures Committee of the are unable to attend this ---..- ~--------:- PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE). a .marketing fraternity, will b. having a meeting WednesdaY, Jan. 29 at 1:15 In Moln 116. All members are required to .attend, and anyone interested in becoming a. member is welcome to attend. • SPRING BREAK - ••• Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan. 16- 4 31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha Mer.rell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St jt Haclne, . , t~ ~ ':'..: ' ._ ~ ~- LUV the Sun? 7 nights Y 8 days t "in Fl. Lauderdale. DaylOoa • - or the Islands ~--........ - - - d • Thursday, January 23, 1986 Week at the Park Brynner, Hot Canary main attractions Thursday, Jan. 23 • Movie titled "The King and I" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Movie titled "Moonlighting" will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Jan. 24 - Movie titled "The King and I" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Dance featuring "Hot Canary" starting at 8 p.m. In Union Square. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Saturday, Jan. 25 - Movie: "Moonlighting" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. unday, Jan. Z8 . Movie: "Moonlighting" will be repeated at 2 p.m. In the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Serles will be available at the door. Movie: "The King and I" wlll be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Jan. 2'7 - Work· shop on "How to Find Jobs and Contact Employers" starts at 1 p.m. in Union 104. The workshop is free and open to anyone. call ext. 2452 for more information. College Bowl starts at 1 p.m. in Main Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Jan. 28 . Work· shop on "Preparing Your Resume on a MacIntosh Microcomputer" starts at 5 p.m. in WLLC, Level D1. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Wedne day, Jan. 29 - Sem• inar on "Business Feasibility Analysis" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 201. Call ext. 2041 for details. Sponsored by the Small Bttsiness Development Center. College Bowl cQntinues today at lp.m. in Main Place. All are welcome. Thursday, Jan. SO • Work· shop on "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Movie "Rambo: First Blood" (part 2, rated R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Movie: "Sandakan" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Accent on Enrichment presents the Joseph Holmes Dance Company at 8 p.m . in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and wlll be avallable at the door. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. -To acquire and maintain new advertising Earn cash quickly while enhancing communication and business skills. We will pay: $25 plus 20% of gross sales. - Own transportation required Call at Ranger Office for application form. WLLC D139C (next to Coffee Shoppe.) photo by Jack Bornhuetter Halley's Comet? . . . _ . 0 , but in case the r~al _1hing has not been v1s1ble from your wmdow, here ts a photographic approximation made out of photographic paper, pepper and an unknown object. Halley_ 's Comet Scientific wonder_ makes appearance by William Dezoma Halley's comet })as been attracting a great deal of attention lately. The fact that it only appears once every 76 years might have something to do with it. Edmund Halley (1656-1742) was a friend of Isaac Newton (1642-1727). Together, they decisively demonstrated that comets orbit the sun. The comet is not named after Halley because he discovered it. It was seen as far back as 240 B.C. and bears his name because he proposed that the great comet of 1682 was the same one which had appeared in 1607. He predicted that this same comet would come again in 1758, but was unable to see it, owing to his having been dead for sixteen years. Comets are comprised of a compact, solid body of frozen gases and other substances which are 1mbedded in rocky material. These core materials thaw and float out with the heat of the sun, and this forms the tail. Not all comets have tails but those that do only display them when near the sun. Beyond Jupiter comets have no tails because the weather is too cold. Professor James Mc- Crickard, who teaches astronomy nere, offers some advice for those wishing to see the · comet. He says to look In the southwest sky, very close to the horizon, immediatley after sunset, since the comet sets not too long after the sun does. Observers will probably need binoculars and should look for Jupiter, the brightest thing in the sky in that direction. The tail of the comet is upward relative to the horizon. and the comet will look more like a star, although fuzzy and not twinkling. The further south the observer goes, the better the view gets. But soon no amount of travel will help, as the comet wlll be leaving our skies January 25. If you find the starscape too confusing, and can't tell Ju. piter from the North Star "USA Today" is featuring~ dally comet watch which shows the comet's relaUve position in the sky. . The late January dJsap. pearance of Halley's Is no cause for disappointment. The comet will reappear in the southeast morning sky in early March. In the last days of March, it will be very close to the horizon, but the tall will be at Its most spectactu, , Iar just before sunrise. In early April, Halley's will leave the morning sky and will resurface in the evening sky, this time in the southeast. However, if you are not planning on seeing this oncein- a-lifetime event, you can rest easy, knowing that this is supposedly one of the comet's least spectacular appear• ances in centuries. Club Events==== Peer Support Peer Support ls offering a scholarship for the Spring semester. Deadline for applicants is Jan. 29. For more information and for applications, contact the PSO office, WLLC D139F (next to Coffee Shoppe). PAB The Performing Arts and Lectures Committee of the Parkside Activities Board (P AB) will be meeting Wednesday, Jan. 27 at 12 noon in the P AB office Union Dll 7 (by the Union Information Desk) to start deciding the Performing Arts Series for the 1986-87 season. If you would like to help decide what will be on next year's performing arts series, please attend this meeting. If you are unable to attend this Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan 16- 31, in the Old Book Corner at M~rtha Mer_rell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St. Racine. ' meeting please contact Dan Galbraith in the P AB office or call 553-2650. PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE), a marketing fraternity, will be having a meeting Wednesday, Jan. 29 at 1:15 in Moln 116. All members are required to attend, and anyone interested in becoming a member Is welcome to attend. SPRING BREAK LUV the Sun? 7 nights / 8 days in Fl. Lauderdale, Daytona or the Island~ LIPJr•~ · ◄ 1100) J611-2006 TOI.L tNH ...... Thursday. January 23. 1986 :I The King & I PAR presents by GlU'J' L. clmeeberger t. Feature Editor In 19M. the late Yul Bryn. ner assumed a role he would continue playing unW liLt death last fall. TIIat role Lt the KIng of Slam, and the rum In which It originated. "TIle KIng And r," "U1 be presented in the Union CInema tills week by P AB. A somewhat overblown, yet perpetually ercwd-pleaatngmusical. "TIle KIng And I" makes up in its eltervescence that it loses from ILt bloated. ness. Especially fine Lt Bryn· ner, who captured an 0 car for Ills portrayal of the ornery king wllo softens considerably under the lnt1uence of a Brit· Ish scnoot teacller (Deborah Kerr). come to Slam to eeucate Ills ba.ttalllon of cllJldren.. The musical numbers. oria. Ina! Rodgers and Hamme .... teln gems llke "Getting to Know You" and "SIIaIl We Dance." serve as perfect vehicles Cor the stant and Brynner's long.lauded fiair and sIIowmanslllp make tIIlI a most worthwhlle outing. grant from Johnson's Wax and start him on the reo search. Siewert stated he believes Johnson's Wax could be successful with this venture and looks forward to whatever progress the company will make this his research. "One thing they IIave to do is go out and get hold of the actual articles before they can do a lot with It." lie said. "1.{uch of the research is in Russian and needs to be translated, I'm finding a lot of interesting things. many things r dldn·t expect." ~nt wi-nstfipa:round the world hil.~I&yHarrington' ~ a trip around tile, -_._,,10 ms llk,e a far-off many people. but ri,t~ear,old Parkside Heldi orawrord, It ia~ come true, !:~r. the National, _ Association sponlI\ lIIraweek-long contest re- .. lbat contestants puriliia I1loosfro", any nation- ,_ store. Crawford did ~._ Visiting Thorn Mc-, ~ Regency Mall. but .... "the thought of win- .... I!lpped my mind over !llallBIi." Ilieii; two weeks before ~. she received Iia- ~~ advertising forms J:::"_ her she had been' ~d 8S a possible grand ~er. Returning the ~•••"-,, re Visiting a friend ~--ua. she was not expec- ~ reception she receive :iiYBhe returned. llied fath~r called me and _ ~"me If r was sitting '.. she recalls. -r hadn't ill/QteSt Idea Wilyhe insisiii~ d sit. but I finally "" told me tllat I'd di's picture In the paper?' " Crawford plans to lake tile trip . the zt.day. all-expense- paid jaunt for two includes $2,000 spending money . during the last three weeks of September. lOI feel like if 1 went now," she explained of her decision to wait, "I would be going at my own risk, because of all tile stuff going on in the Far East. r plan on things quieting down over the summer, so I can go and not have to worry if 'I'm going to make it back. " Among the countries she'll visit are France, England, Germany, Switzerland, Japan. Holland and Australia. She is most excited about going to Switzerland because she loves to ski and has heard many interesting things about the country, Although she's had time to reflect on her good fortune, Crawford· a business management major - still has trouble realizing it's really happened. "I'm dumbfoun· ded," she confessed. "I still can't believe I'm actually going, Only my friends realize I've actually won." Save how much onT rsday? ..,;.#.:OOf.t.~'.lli& Heidi Crawford won. I freaked out. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time." Some of Crawford's friends also "freaked out" upon learning the news. "My friend Gail saw my picture on the front page of tile' Journal Times and thought r was dead." .Crawford rem:mbers with a laugh. "She figured, 'Why else would they put Hel- $2.00 oR a 16 • chpizza! o-"r/!Ir ~ F...... hoi, g..... 1aItIng ppitzZzllZroAm',_DtOoMIN_O_'S dell_In 30minuift. guIf1In_. 01' you 90' $3.00 011you<_. And on Thursday. getS2.OO on Iny llHnch __ pizzi with 2 or mont lopping .. Just"" lor Thursday'l _ill. AYIi_ allday thll Thursday ... only ""'" Domino'. Pizza, tfetivitYhour~"':"'-~------ AM.t... t p.m. activity hour is a good ~ ...lties from po,g, e I' motes extracurricular studen oportunity for faculty to get ......... ' , t among diverse d meet" 1IiIte'.;:.rtday.Hence. at lnvolvemen 1 that other- together an . 'il .~.....es tIIere Is a, sllort- groupS of peo~ e eet There Bill Serpe, cllair of the Stu· iIerJ. ~ Brooms and a lim~ wise would no m 'f' r stu dent Organizations Coun~il, ~ of courses in the af- are academic readsoonns th°ehour' felt that if the curren t a"cbv . dents who -depen k outside of ity hour were changed,. We SSUb til to dOt.grou;I?sWa~Ramsdell.. .would see a major deCt.lu:tot~f J ere aren't any class lme, ." our clubs and general ac IVIles. ~ dUe Over_the activity But the as::tiVI.ty. h t This is a commuter campus rb:"..,~ ~ma but there are._ d .t J·ust promote studen already, There WOUldb,.e no ~Ih~.i,~tatnlegiU t oesn. wI·tll other, stu- . rna e -reasons interactiOn t ' 'a "shared other reason to come. ';lI'G~!;ty...r.:r.iods~me sqrt of ac- d t ·t promO eS d • according to en s. 1 ect" accord- According to ·Greenebaum. '- ell. PSGA presi- governance ~sll ':There are n decision wouldn·t take ef· 'ing to Rams e, t· on a Y t'I tile Spring of 1987. student repret~:~~a :;~s the 1 fect un • faculty comml call us: 654-5070 2136 Wllhlngton K_ DOMINO'S PIZZA DEUVERS· • FREE. Vity hour. pro- Thu ay, January 23, l ; 111 Siewert Research project for Johnson Wax by Jim Neibaur really that deals With the s b The King & I PAB pre ent Feature Editor ~ect since then. so my proj~ct is to look at materials since l958 on t!te geo-chemistry of hot sprmgs and mineral spri~~s and their therapeutic quahhes and present a short report and an annotated bibliography. oue to the recen~ interest in hdffh. many businesses are iookllll at exercise and propdltl trom a financial perer uve. Racine-based John::, wax has hired Pa~kside -,,inn major Tom Siewert 5.;fst in the research for ::ei, latest health-related reftlU1'9· "JobnSOn's Wax wants to get Into the health goods part a( the chemical industry,'' said Siewert during a recent 1niervtew. "And they would like to know something about die chemistry of hot springs and rntneral springs so that they can produce a product with the same therapeutic qualities. •'There was a major study thal was done ln 1958 about nterature up to that point, with a bllge bibliography containing 3300 different references. But there's nothing "So what I do is sit in the library and look over au the chemical abstracts, and look over all the articles that I find and write down the reference and annotation." Siewert stated he has 200 hours budgeted, including two Milwaukee trips and two overnight Madison trips. ''I hope to be done by the end of the semester, by the time I graduate in May." Siewert had done some research on hot springs and nat~ral waters before being approached on this project, so he was a good person to pick. It was Dr. Steven Leavitt who assisted in getting Siewert his grant from Johnson's \\ax and start h1m on the research. Siewert stated he believes Johnson's Wax could be uccessful with this venture and Student wins trip around the world Krll&y Harrington di's picture In the paper?' " Crawford plans to take the look Wilnlng a trip l;l.round the llll'ld seems like a far-off dream to many people, but tJr 19-year-old Parkside lralunan Heidi Crawford, it Isa dream come true. trip• the 21-day, all-expen- --------------------------, In October, the National Foetwear Association sponll'ld a week-long contest re, ilrlag that contestants purdlae shoes from any nation- 11 llloe store. Crawford did ~-that, visiting Thom Mc._ at Regency Mall, but ldibita "the thought of winslipped my mind over lieallon.'' 'lben, two weeks before ~. she received lia~!.!-' ld advertising forms -111111g her she had been ~ as a possible grand r11C Winner. Returning the .11,.~fore visiting a friend .._ta, she was not expec- 111...,~ reception she recelv• .. ·-. ahe returned . Ill,, V.y father called me and ... ~ tne if I was sitting ""'11," ahe recalls. "I hadn't \I faintest Idea why he insisel.~ ld sit, but I finally -. he told me that I'd Heidi Crawford won. I freaked out. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time." . Some of Crawford's friends also "freaked out" ~pon learning the news. My friend Gail saw my picture on the front page of the Journal Times and thought I was d d " Crawford remembers w~fh 'a laugh. "She figure~. 'Why else would they put He1- se-paid jaunt for two in ludes $2,000 spending money - during the last three weeks of September. "I feel like If J went now," he explained of her decision to wait, "I would be going at my own ri k, because of all the stuff going on in the Far East. I plan on things quieting down over th summer. so I can go and not have to worry if I'm going to make it back." Among the countries she'll visit are France, England. Germany, Switzerland, Japan, Holland and ustralla. She is most excited about going to Switzerland becau e she loves to ski and ha heard many interesting thing · about the country. Although she's had time to reflect on her good fortun . Crawford . a buslnes~ management major - till has trouble realizing It's really happened. "I'm dumbfounded " she confessed. "I ·till can:t believe I'm actually going. Only my frie~~s realize I've actually won. Activity hour-~_:_:.------- m activity hour i a good Activities/ motes extracurricular student p. .t nit for faculty to get rom page 1 opor u Y .. Y·Friday. Hence, at involvement afo~~atd~~sr~ together and meet. Of~e_s there is a short- groups of1cf~cit emeet ... There Bill Serpe, chair of the St~ott"' 11srooms and a lim- wise wou . . sons for stu- dent Organizations Coun~il, 11..: .. er of courses in the af. are academic I e~ on the hour felt that if the current a~.tiv- .. "UOII. dents who depen k outside of ity hour were changed,_ We ~ to do %rou?, swai~ Ramsdell. would see a major de~~ of Uy there aren't any class time, . . hour clubs and general activ1t1es. dU over the activity B t the activity t Th's is a commuter campus e.ere~ma but there are, doe~n•t _just P:ohmootteh:;u~~~- alr~ady. There woul~. be no ~~.•~,}egltlmate reasons interaction wit "shared other reason to come. ~ "'lfl some sort of ac- t ·t promotes a Pat R~rt~." according to den s, i t " accord- According to ·aldnre~tn~;eu:~ .._, ·~IISQell PSGA . governance adspllec' ;There are decision wou "Ill. ' pres1- ing to Rams e . tattves on any tu the Spring of 19 7 . '"l1te student repr?sen nd the 1 feet un activity hour pro- faculty committees a $2.00 off a 16-inch ·ua! Fresh, hot, gr t t ng pizufrom DO o·s PIZZA . Made to Ofdef and delivered in 30 minute guarantNCI or you get $3.00 off your Ofdef. AndonThursday,get$2.00 off any t&-lnch chee piz:u w th 2 or more toppings. Just aSk tor Thursday's spec I. Ava I ble all day this Thursday ••• only from Domino's Pizza. I 0-,,r/J,_1 J4tJ Call us: 654-5070 2136W ngton Kenoaha DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS FREE. 6 Thursday, January 23,1986 O~~!:.,~"~B~,~,~~~!!!.e!m:.~!~.~~i~~aWSUit Feature Editor air interview. "He never real- that. It Ktnt?' ly took issue with any of our Ozzy Osbourne, for some Last October, to-year-old points," said Palec, "he sort time now, has gotten ~ bad John~cCollum comm~d of danced around them. I rap. Known for his btearre _ suicide with his father's .22- slated that there Md -to be publicity 'habits "Ofthe ,Past caliber handgun. The father other reasons for the kid's and not for his genumely has since prompted a lawsuit suicide, and his father basl- great niusical and songwrItagainst Ozzy Osbourne and cally told me that he didn't ing abilities, ma.ny people CBS Records, stating that his know. tend to dismiss hIS work as dead son was found with "Certain parents are look- . insignificant, especiallY ~f headphones on, listening to ing for other people to do they have never listened to ~t Osbourne's CBS LP "Blizzard their jobs for them. If a par- seriously. All of Osbourne s of Oz." ent has a sincere interest in songs deal with positive The song in question is what their kids are interested things (peace, love, brot~erlOSulcldeSolution, II a song the in, then they'll know whether hood) and rebel only agamst father refers to as a death it's right for them or not. that which is negative (war, lullaby, when actually it is "Now I don't mean they etc.). To state that his music about the late Bon Scott, for- should have a dictatorial in- drove a teenager to suicide is mer AC/DC lead singer who terest, but they certainly simply ludicrous. literally drank himself to should have a knowledge of death. If anything, "Suicide what their kids like and dis- Nevertheless, Osbourne and Solution" Is a song that ljke. I think this suicide inci- CBS records have been frowns upon suicidal alcohol- dent is a good example. The named in a suit and are to go ism. father was just npt aware. I on trial; a trial that the plain- Steve Palec, morning DJ asked him if he had to do it tiff's attorney has stated will and Milwaukee radio station all over again, would he keep expose the ugliness of rock WQFM recently spoke with his kid from listening to all music once and for all. We've heard THAT before! Perhaps it is Ozzy Osbourne's wife who came up with the most intetltgent statement. She is quoted by var- . ious press reports as saYing "It's a good thing this kid wasn't reading Shakespeare He would have killed himseU long ago,' ~Woody Allen '8 film career intelligently studied by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor actor and playwright. Woody Allen is, of course, the noted comedian and filmmaker whose work is by far the highlight In screen comedy for the past decade-and-ahalf. While Brode did Interview Allen several times in preparation for his bOOK,it Is not a biography. Instead it delves Into facts of Woody Allen's filmmaking talents from an objective critical standpoint. The book analyzeseach of' Allen's films. up to 1984's "The Purple Rose of Cairo." telling how each entry Into Citadel Press has just published "Woody Allen, His FUms and Career," by Douglas Brode. It Is one of the most impressive film books available by one of the best writers on the cinema. Brode Is a critic for the New York Post Standard, professor of cinema studies at Onondaga <::omn:wJPty_College In Syracuse, New York, host of both television and radio shows on entertainment celebrities, as well as an PARKSIDE UNION Pf/OENr5 SPR/NO BREA« .DAVTONA BEACH March 7-16,1916 1'l1li QC&UIIY'" ..a.1IDES • Round trip transporlalion by ullJa--modem molO4' c:oech. bdW'DOm equipped and aif conditioned. • s..en nightS ~ al.the 0CNntr0nt ~InnHotei,cent8loI~onll'lelrlp. • PWtned deCk P*tieS.~, actiYities. etc. almosl _. • ()ptioNI ~ available 10 Epcot C8nte1'. OilIMyWorid. p..-ty bc*s.1ueiIs. Me. • \IftNersiIy..cort ~. plus tullilM tr8'oW •_ .. I............. ~'Ifhll8inFlorida. 5I6III1JP_I\.T r_UIIION1JffICE' .. .,1-4.3e OK fOIl NOlIE IJIIFOIUlATION CALL 553-Z294 Dream Academy. Symphonic'JJav~d Gilmour.production by Gretchen QaYbart in j,Vh\chh~plays his'Ricke.!',' ~asy IJstening statIonS lilt packer ele~lric. ':.. . next. The album Itself Is ver1 , Nehru Jackets are back~ At. ,The tracks. do te.nd' to have unique until side ~ .. least Ihey are according ..'to ,. th'r Sl!~e. '.tempo •• ~hlCh .Is' "Bound To Be" cb!1II" II Nick Lalrd·Clowes. frontman greatly I\9tlced i11th.eliken"ss wlUi •a . Howard Jones· .... o~.,!!te English band. The at' "MoVillg' On'~ .';ind":rbe a'ijdgull8r spurts \lIat ..... Dream Academy, who sparta Love.. PllI:'!-de," Th,eil: flliIt like :they came fro~ a .... such a,jacket on the cover of, 'single .oft'the album' "Life In 70'~'televislon sboWs u.eme thel~ first album "The, Dream ,'a:' .l':lorthern Town,'" 'haS'an song. . ,Aca~my" on Warner. Bros.' 'lntto.bearln,g resemb~ce·tQ '. ," • Records. - ' " the Beac); Boys~~lasslc .'. The' Dream AcademY are The David Gilm~ur-pfuduc. :'CaIlfornla Girls," Th.e so.ng.' coinblnlition of orCh~~ ed album can 'I be termed pOp" ci'o5ses bOrders though"lri sti-tirn'entals and son ~ by any means. With the Inclu- ,thai 11 can be heard on'him! .. fornllng ..",·lhorougblY""'· sion of instruments' -such as -rock statio'h's one" initnitiEfa:l'nd able· sound. Ihe cello and timpani, It could ....., , ., ,.. " De described as refreshingly symphonic. The union .of Clo- . we.. along with Gilbert .. Gabriel's keyboards and Kate SI. Oboe's flOWingvoice and forceful tenor saxophone is u~ique in every sense. Along WIth prOducing, Gilmour adds his guitar expertise and R.E.M.'s Peter Buck also contributes on "The Party." the comedian's filmography exhibits further insights into Allen's image and self. Brode does not paint a glowing picture of his subject with each analysis, but instead makes QbjectIve crttlcal statements to explain why a film worked or did not. Perhaps the most startling comments in this book concern the Oscar-winning "Annie Hall," which many regard as Allen's masterpie- 'ce.-BrDae dIsagrees, stating during a recent phone Interview: . "I think the reason 'Annie Hall' was so popular and successful Is because it resembled a lot the relationships among the future yup.pies in the audience. When someone tells you they liked the flim,., It's usually because the film tic and the realistic withIII< mirrored a relationshIp they style and grace that befitsa were having at the time," filmmaker whose outputIa Brode believes that Allen's among the most Improaalve next film, "Manhattan," was filmographies In screenllJslo. the realization of what the ry .: filmmaker was trying to ac- "Woody Allen, His FI1ma compUsh with" Annie Hall." and Career" Is an Important Two films that Brode espe- book on a' very Important dally has disdain for are "In· cinema ..figure. The author teriors" (In which Allen did should be commended tor not appear) and "Stardust being more than just casuall1 Memories. t, Brode stated that Impresstontstic with state. he could perhaps forgive .'Tn- ments on each film andaJ1ow. teriors" for 'being- a -generallY'. , . Ing for -depth of discussion. unsuccessful attempt to emu, Brode said that If the boat late Bergeman, but feels that Is successful, he plans to lifo "Stardust. Memories" was date It every few yearsa ": ..a direct rip-off of 'Fellnl's Ailen' produces more IiImI. '8%.' t. stating, "After 'Purple a.. Brode pointed to.All~n's lat- of Cairo,' I'm really excltol est, "The Purple Rose of to "see just what he'll do Cairo," asthe culmination of next." nrs work, blending the, roman- Letter·------..........:....-~---- Letter from page 2- sure ,Ralph Abagian and all ofthe stUdents of the Supersec~ tion that we worked hard arid, professionally to promote the interests of the students. And by no means did we entirely fail. A great deal of learning went on In the Supersection, ~me of It by Ralph Ab:f: .. himself, who - I'm su tilt would confess . beforewrit. course, could not haV~ttr" ten nearly as good a ~e1II JaJl the one that appeare week's Ranger, AIaJI Sb...... EnglisbDe~ by Jim eibaur Feature Editor Last October, 19-year-old John cCollum commit ed suicide with his father's .22 caliber handgun. The father has since prompted a lawsuit against Ozzy Osbourne and CB Records, stating that his dead son was found with h adphones on, listening to Osbourne's CBS LP "Blizzard of Oz." The song In question is "Sui lde Solution," a song the father refers to as a death lullaby, when actually it is about the late Bon Scott, former AC/DC lead singer who literally drank himself to death. If anything, "Suicide Solution·' is a song that frowns upon uicidal alcohol! m. Steve Patee. morning DJ and Milwaukee radio station WQFM recently spoke with Book review McCollum 's father In an onair interview. "He never really took issue with any of our points," said Palec, "he sort of danced around them. I stated that there -had - to be other reasons for the kid's suicide, and his father basically told me that he didn't know. "Certain parents are lookIng for other people to do their jobs for them. If a parent has a sincere interest in what their kids are interested in. then they'll know whether it's right for them or not. "Now I don't mean they should have a dictatorial interest, but they certainly should have a knowledge of what their kids like and dislike. I think this suicide incident is a good example. The father was just n.pt aware. I asked him if he had to do it all over again, would he keep his kid from listening to all music. He couldn't answer that." Ozzy Osbourne, for some time now' has gotten a bad rap. Known for his bizarre publicity nabits uf the paSt and not for his genuine~y great musical and songwnting abilities, many people tend to dismiss his work as insignificant, especially if they have never listened to !t seriously. All of Osboui:n~ s songs deal with positive things {peace, love, bro~erhood) and rebel only against that which is negative (war, etc.). To state that his music drove a teenager to suicide is simply ludicrous. Nevertheless, Osbourne and CBS records have been named in a suit and are to go on trial; a trial that the plaintiff's attorney has stated will expose the ugliness of rock music once and for all. We've lawsuit heard THAT before! Perhaps it is Ozzy Osbourne's wife who came up with the most ~ntelligent statement. She is quoted by various press reports as saying "It's a good thing th1s kid wasn't reading Shakespeare He would have killed hlmseU long ago.' Woody Allen's film career intelligently studied by Jim 'elbaur Feature Editor Citadel Press has just published "Woody Allen, His Films and Career," by Douglas Brode. It ls one or the most impressive film books available by one of the best writers on the cinema. actor and playwright. Woody Allen Is, of course, the noted comedian and filmmaker whose work is by far the highlight in screen comedy for the past decade-and-ahalf. While Brode did interview Allen several times in preparation for his book, it is not a biography. Instead it delves Into facts of Woody Allen's fllmmaking talents from an objective critical standpoint. Brode ls a critic for the New York Post Standard, professor of cinema studies at Onon<l.a.ga Community College in Syracuse, New York. host of both television and radio shows on entertainment celebrities, as well as an The book analyzes each of Allen's films, up to 1984's "The Purple Rose of cairo," telling how each entry into PARKSIDE UNION ,,.avns $PR/NC BREA/I. •DAVTONA BEACH M•rch 7-16, 1986 naQUUIJl'i...-=uma • Roi,,,O lnp uansporta1,or, by ullfa.modem IIIOIOf co.ell. t.llW'OOffl equ,pped-•COlldobonecl . • s.-, n,ghts ~-Ille OcNl,ltonl ~ Inn ttoi.l. cen1a<of-on lhe lr ip • P\aMed dlCk parties, contest. ac1M1ies. ale a1mOG1 daily. • Opllanal.._ available.lO Epcol Cenle<, o..y-. pe,ty-. tu-.erc: -~-l!Voughoul.pluslul_.,.... ·----~-,nflonda. ........... ,_ ... _.... ... _ ..... ........ ., ............. _ ,._._ ______ .. ___ _ ....... ,... .............. ..,.. .................. . ............... ..,. --~ ,, ..... "" ........ """"' - ...... ~ ............. -~ .... .......,, ........... ..., --·---s.,..e•---~---~-------SIGN UP NOW AT PAIIKSIDE UNIONOfflCE LlffM:31 OR FOR MORE INFORMATION CAl.1553-1294 the comedian's filmography exhibits further insights into Allen's image and self. Brode does not paint a glowing picture of his subject with each analysis, but instead makes objective critical statements to explain why a film worked or did not. Perhaps the most startling comments in this book concern the Oscar-winning '"Annie Hall,'' which many regard as Allen's masterpiece. Brode disagrees, stating during a recent phone interview: "l think the reason 'Annie Hall' was so popular and successful is because it resemb• led a lot the relationships among the future yuppies in the audience. When someone tells you they liked the film, Dream Academv it's usually because the film mirrored a relationship they were having at the time." Brode believes that Allen's next film, "Manhattan," was the realization of what the filmmaker was trying to accomplish with "Annie Hall." Two films that Brode especially has disdain for are "Interiors" (in which Allen did not appear) and "Stardust Memories.'' Brode stated that he could perhaps forgive "Interiors" for being a generally unsuccessful attempt to emulate Bergeman, but feels that "Stardust Memories" was " ... a direct rip-off of Felini's '8½.' " Brode pointed to Allen's latest, "The Purple Rose of cairo," as the culmination of his work, blending the romantic and the realistic with the style and grace that befits a filmmaker whose output is among the most Impressive filmographies in screen histo. ry. "Woody Allen, His FUma and Career'' is an important book on a very important cinema figure. The author should be commended for being more than just casually impressionistic with state. ments on each film and aJlolr. ing for -depth of discussion. Brode said that if the boot is successful, he plans to up, date it every few years u Allen produces more ftlml, stating, "After 'Purple Role of Cairo,' I'm really excited to see just what he'll do next." Symphonic David Gilmour production by Gretchen Gayhart Nehru jackets are back! At least they are according to Nick Laird-Clowes, frontman of the English band The Dream Academy, who sports such a jacket on the cover of their first album "The Dream Academy" on Warner Bros. Records. The David Gilmour-produced album can't be termed pop by any means. With the incJu. sion of instruments such as the cello and timpani, it could be described as refreshingly symphonic. The unlon of Clowes along with Gilbert Gabriel's keyboards and Kate St. Oboe's flowing voice and forceful tenor saxophone is u~que in e'='ery sense. Along with producmg, Gilmour adds his guitar expertise and R.E.M. 's Peter Buck also contributes on "The Party,'' in which he plays his Rickenbacker electric. . The tracks do tend· to have the same tempo, which is greaUy noticed in the JikeneS$ of "Moving On" and "The Love Par.ade." Their fil"8t single off the album ''Life fn a Northern Town," has an intro bearing resemblance to the Beach Boys' classic "California Girls." The song crosses borders though, fn . Utat It can be heard on hard rock stations one minute· and easy listening staUons t11e next. The album itseU Is very unique until side two 1 "Bound To Be" chimes ID with a Howard Jones~ aJ)d guitar spurts that - like they came from a mld- 70's television show's thefflt ~ng. The Dream AcademY are; combination of orches~ .... strumentals and soft~ forming a tho!Ol.lghlY enjOJ' able sound. Letter'---____;~---- Letter / rom page 2 sure Ralph Abagian and all of the students of the Supersection that we worked hard and professionally to promote the interests of the students. And by no means did we entirely fail. A great deal of learning went on in the Supersection, some of tt by Ralph ,Aba~ himself, who · I'm sure uie would confess · before writ· course, could not haV~ter aJ ten nearly as good a le ia51 the one that appeared In week's Ranger. Alan Sh~ English Depa~ jJSSI! 'Two IlUc/IaIlan,a sweeper the Ranger soccer been named both first team Alland 1985 NAIA All_American. • a senior indusm. ajor and a nawcastJe, England, Ea3.43 grade poiiirwhile playing excepive soccer, guid- ... R.aDgersto a District H _p1onship and to the """ 5 finals. (The Rangers, "'" laSt year went to the na- 1III8lS lost by one goal this ,." 1D Sangamon State in IIeArea 5 championship.) 1!UdIaJUUl, co-captain of the IIIID, bas also been named to lie 1985 All Area 5 team and lie All_JofideaTsteam of the IIaIIDD&I Soccer Coaches As- IIda\IliIl of America. ~'s fellow team- IIiIe 1lIld co-captain, Mike Pd»eI't8ont a midfielder I was """80 honorable mention ~o of the goals were gamewmners. In addition to his sterling defensive play and strong team leadership, Buchanan scored two goals and had two a~sists. One goal was a game wmner. "Andy ha"s given four good seasons to Parkside soccer .. Coach Rick Kilps said. "I ~ pleased to have coached him for the past tw.n seasons. He gave us maturity and experience when we needed it. . "Mike came here as a jun. IOr college transfer from Waubonsee (Ill.) Community College," Kilps said. "He was my first Parkside recruit. I could not have brought a better one.' Both players finished their successful careers this year and benefited from the Ranger soccer program. Robertson stated that he liked "the tougher overall competition. Playing against some top competition made me a better player. Playing against teams from different areas and states was a great experience for me, as well as the trip to Nationals last year." Robertson has one year to go before he graduates and will serve as the assistant coach for the 1986 Ranger soccer team, Pg Rangers win two, lost one in tourney seniors named All-American 111 Richard Blay SpOrts Editor ---- Andy Buchanan selection on the 1985 NAIA All-American Team. Robertson, a native of Big Rock, Ill., is also a senior, and majors in marketing, maintaining a 3.30 GPA. Besides being an exceptional defensive player, he scored four goals and had seven assists. matches. Pdce"Js record for the season is 16-3. Heavyweight Shawn Yde won his matches with' a pin and two regular decisions. Yde's record is 16-5. Twa wrestlers won two matches and lost one. 150 lb. Mark Dubey lost a regular decision. In his two victories, Dubey pinned one opponent and earned a regular decision in hIS other match. Dubey's record is 14-9 for the season. 177 lb. Carl Price won two major decisions and lost regular decision. Price's record is 13-10. 118 lb. Arthur Oemerath won one match and lost two. One of his losses was to an All-American from Northern Michigan by a score of 6-5. Demerath's record stands at 15-5for the season. 158 lb. Mike Mackovlch and 190 lb. Ken Arend lost all three of their matches. 142 lb. Gavan Langan was ill and had to forfeit all three of his matches. Coach Koch felt Langan's presence would have made the difference during the Northern )1ichigan University match, as well as the scores of the others. The Rangers traveled to "Ussouri today to compete in the Southwest .1i souri tate Invitational Friday and aturday. Ten tnvtsron I schools will be attending this prestlg- Jous tournament. Central Oklahoma, the _ AlA national charnpton, will also be competing. Coach Koch stated that. "It would be great if we could even place down there It wtll be a great experience for the team. Competing In this tournament is like competing in nationals but toughe r • Thursday. January 23, 1986 7 Buchanan stated he enjoyed the four yeara of eoU te socc r b us I had the opportunity to play for a mall SChool against 10m b schools It" sa fytn to have such great sue against the Division I schOO" When w e ptay ed th mall .schools we rarely lost Buchanan. who marrt and has one child. not only distinguish hi elf as a tud nt and athle but p3 \. pates in many campu a t1\1· U . He is busin 55 mana r of the Ranger and sen on the Board of stuoent ".. papers He has be n a mem .. t the Par de tud nt Go, mment Asoctatlon and th gregated Cnlv ty Allocat on Commit • t 0 important campus groups Both Buchanan and Ro rt . n were named to 1 All District Team. Rob rtson was voted the team 8 m t vejuable ptayer J k UaDA r RANGER DINING PLUS DISCOUNtS Unbelievable savtngsl $~50 OrMo~e Value For Only $6 • Care to dine 2 tor 1 atJ. Trumps? • Like a free dinner ~t Kentucky Fried Chicken?. . b ut a free Whopper from • HoW a 0 . Burger King? 30 R taurants and Bu'~inessesin the esKenosha and RaclOellrea - .. 'R ger Office (next to the Stop into the ~nbUYyour coupon book. Coffee ShOP)an eeds used to support ~tlPO~rkSide Athletic Teams ( 1985/86 ALL SPORTS SEASON PASS ONLY '5 UW-PARKSIDE Ranger Basketball Good for admission lO ell home athletic -u EXCEPTpost-_ tournaments/games. P- -- bI8S participation In the Ranger RallIe. PrinS_' 1et • '5CIO 3nI • B500 ~ 2nd • Collw TV __ • .,00 RefIle DrawIng Data: SaIuniaY. Feb. 15. , .. Thu -Two seniors named All-American bY Richard Blay sports Editor • ....., Buchanan. a sweeper .p,qwitb the Ranger soccer )1118 been named both A first team Alland 1985 NAIA ~ All-American. ~. a senior indusldll JIYliene major and a na,._ d. Newcastle, England, ma111ta1ned a 3.43 g~ade poin .-age while playing excep- 1 defensive soccer, guid- 111( tile Rangers to a District 14 cballlPionship and to the Area 5 ttnals. (The Rangers, lbO laSt year went to the na~. Jost by one goal th~s year to Sangamon State m Ille Area 5 championship.) BuchallB.ll, co-captain of the ldlll, baS also been named to !lie 19115 All Area 5 team and Ille All-Mideast Team of the Sallonal Soccer Coaches AslDdatlon of America. Bucba,ilan's fellow teammate and co-captain, Mike l',obertaon, a midfielder, was ued an honorable n:iention Wrestling Andy Buchanan selection on the 1985 AIA All-American Team. Robertson, a native of Big Rock, Ill., is also a senior, and majors in marketing, maintaining a 3.30 GP A. Besides being an exceptional defensive player, he scored four goals and had seven assists. ~o of the goals \'ere gamewmners. In addition to hi t rlin defensive play and trong team leader ·hlp, Buchanan scored two goals and had l •o a~sists. One goal was a g m winner. "Andy has given four oo seasons to P rksld :oc r." Coach Rick Kilps said. "I am pleased to have coach d him for the pat gave us maturity and · r. ence when we needed it. " like came here as junior college transfer from Waubonsee (Ill.! ommunltv College." Kilps said. "H w • my first Park ide recnut. I could not have brought a b tter one.' Both players finished th Ir successful careers th! year and benefit d from the Ranger soccer program. Robertson stated that h liked "the tougher o\·erall competition. Playing again t some top competition mad me a better player. Playing against teams from di!C ' r nt Rangers win two, lost one in tou1·ne TIie Ranger wrestlers com, eted In a triple dual match i Marquette, Mich. The three llller schools in the match 11We host Nothem Michigan lty, Ferris State Uni~• and Grand Valley ~.~day night the team - Ferris State 30-15, llldlost to Northern Michigan 18. On Saturday, the team ~ Grand Valley 29- t.eThe Ranger dual record for F season is 4-1. rious <lUr wrestlers were victol! la'A'" In all three of their ,,cues, t.o'la lb. Dan Hall defeated lion Wrestlers by regular deci\' aa ~. one by forfeit. This .-u's first meet of the tril lb. Jack Danner recorl} lle Pin and two technical matches. Price's record for the season is 16-3. Heavyweight Shawn Yde won his matches with a pin and two regular decisions. Yde's record is 16-5. Two wrestlers won two matches and lost one. 150 lb. Mark Dubey lost a regular decision. In his two victories, Dubey pinned one opponent and earne~ a regular decision in his other match. Dubey's record is 14-9 for the season. 177 lb. Carl Price won two major decisions and Jost regular decision. Price's record is 13-10. . RANGER DINING PLUS DISCOUNTS 1985/86 A technical fall occurs ~f wrestler leads his op~ the by 15 points . If llain; , match is stopped. \ r 8 record stands at 22- Unbelievable Savtngsl AL OT ~~t-Ted ~rice won reguions m all thre of his SPRING BREAK Ftlietp us sponsor your or·~Uderdale, Daytona VWest trip and you Qoforfree! s150 Or More Value For Only $6 • c ·are to dine 2 for 1 at J. Trumps? • Like a free dinner ~t Kentucky Fried Chicken? • How about a free Whopper_ from Burger King? d Businesses in the 30 Restaurahntasaan"d Racine EJrea . Kenos r Office (next to the Stop into the Rdng~y your coupon book. Coffee Shop) an eeds used to support ~tJ-~;..kslde Athletic Teams UW-PARKSI E Ranger Basketball - '500 - Color TV ffle Or: ng : Sa ASON PASS 0 5 7 8 Thursday, January 23,1986 Basketball Rangers bury Crusaders by Robb Loehr Asst. Sports Editor After losing to a 3-13 team last Saturday night, the Parkside Rangers needed somebody to wall on Monday night. Cardinal Strltch was the unfortunate victim. The Rangers shot 73 percent from the floor In the first half, 63.8 percent for the game, as they outdistanced StrifCh M·62. Cornell Saddler, recovered from a leg injury, was a perfect nine for nine from the field and led Paz'kside In scoring with 21 points, one of four Rangers in double figures. The Ranger defense' held Stritch to only nine field goals in 2:1 attempts in the first half. while the Rangers made 19 of 26 shots en route to a 42- 25 halftime lead. Parkslde cooled off In the second hal , but stili outscored Stritch. Mike Henderson. Jay Rundles and Greg Nash joined Saddler In double figures in scoring with 12, 12 and 11 points, respectively. Hender· son also dished out seven assists. The Rangers outrebounded Strltch 45·30, including 26-10 on the defensive boards. Mark Zukley had 10 rebounds for Parkside. Pete Loyta of"'Sttttch led 1.11 scorers with 23 pomts .: Team falls to Kentucky State by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor It may sound Uke a broken record. but once again, a lack of concentration and intensity on defense struck the Parkside Rangers as they lost a halftime lead and fell to Kentucky State 76-66 in an away game. The Rangers held a 31-2:1 lead at the half, partly due to KSU only hitting one out of four free throws, while Parkside hit five of eight, In the second half, however, free throws made the difference, as KSU went to the Ilne 24 times, hitting 19, while the Rangers hit seven of 11. Overall. Parkside was called for 26 fouls, KSU 17. Five Rangers had four fouls each. The Rangers were led in scoring by Mark Zukley with 18 points, followed by Jay Rundles with 12 and Dennis Davis with 10. Davis had an uncharacteristic off-nlght from the floor, hitting just four of 16 shots. As a team, Parkside shot just 40 percent from the floor. Leading rebounders were Zukley with eight and Cornell Saddler with stx. Greg Cheatham of Ken· tucky state played the entire game and led all scorers with· 24 points, hitting: 11 of 15 field goals. KSU shot 75 percent from the floor in the .second half, 58 percent for the game. Parkslde fell to 12.5 on the season, while KSU tmproved to 3-13.. . , ;~·)::::i}l;:\):~\}';: phoLoby Jack- Forward Cornell Saddler sboots over the OIDtsl$ltI hands of two C~rdiJllil Stritcb -players, ° ". • ',',. Lady hoopsters beat Platteville over_:wee~end'"' by K1m....rlle Kraulch Asst. News Editor The Parkslde women's basketball team Is at .500 in Its last two contests, losing to the Oshkosh Titans 51·47 and de- - featlng the Platteville PIoneers 85-75. The Lady Rangers· record now stands at 3·10. Head coach Wendy Miller would like to forget her team's loss to Oshkosh. "We had no intensity level, a lack of defense and foul trouble," she said. Neither Parkslde nor Oshkosh played well as a team, according to Miller. • While the Oshkosh game Is "Ilke a fog"· to her, the Plattevtlle game sticks out in Mil·' Ier's mind because "every • .Jthing fell together" in her team's victory. . •'Our defense was the' best we've played all year," said Miller. When the Pioneers hit their first four shots of the game, MUler thought her team was in for a long and tiring eve· nlng. Yet at halftime, the Rangers were only behind 39·' 38. Defense with a capital "D" was Parkslde's key to vtctory. The Rangers held Plat· teville scoreless for a seven minute. period In the second half and opened up a; 15.point lead which they· maintained. through the flnal moments of the game. _ Plattevllle was successful on 69 percent of Its field goal attempts in the first half, but only shot 35 percent in th.e second half due to .the Rangers' abUity 10 pUll down key rebounds. As the Pioneers' field goal percentages went down in the second half, Parkslde's . In- • Classified Ads Services Offered CUNICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight. atop smoking. improve study habits and test taklng, reduce stress and anxiety. call Randall Potter at 4.14- 652-2727 for more information or an appointment_ ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 554· Of92. SPRING BREAK: on the beach at South Padre Island, Daytona Beach. ~ Fort Lauderdale. Fort Walton Beach ~ or Mustang Island/Port Aransas from only $89; and skiing at Steamboat or Vail from only $86! Deluxe lodging. parties, goodie bags and more ... Hurry, call Sunchase tours for more information and reservations toll free 1.800-321-5911TODAY! When your Spring Break count3...count on Sunchase. Personals WHO WANTS: to be Homecoming ,_lGng? Apply wl~hBurger aUI. - WANTED: PRE·me. must have great legs, cute smile and brain 1n head. Forget it, I have one. "The Best." PSYCHEDEUC RUBBISH: Mary, you crazy goopec. you! . DARREN (GINE) Welcome back! We missed you! The Gant. EDDIE: YOUR'RE not the biggest. ROILSTA: THANK you for Wllng my Ufewith love. Fernando. • GENE: EAT something. You're looking so Ethiopian. Boy Wonder. EDDIE: I feel so sexual. Heldl Bed. ROB: CONGRATUlATIONS on your nrst value saver. Not you. Eddie. EDDIE: WHO'S spoofin' who? THERE'S A K-Train. What about Annetrack. Crabs. KIM: THE rain's pull1ng qUite a load. Lighten it. Crabs. ~1: WE have a passenger list for your train. Crabs. TO THE easy lovers. Thanks for the train ride. Crabs. DAVE MMMs'Ume to party, dude, in the new black room. Herbi JOHN, YOU'RE wonderful. Thanks, Jen. MM·MM, Good, MM-MM Good, Teddy Pendergrass Is MM-MM good. CHRISTY, SI,JPER Bowl Sunday at Red Lobster! 2 for 25 cents shrlmp and oysters and $1.99 pitchers I Murph. . . For Sale, Rent, Wanted to Buy H~T Tl!B rental. Slam dunk your friends in a spa we deliver to your. house. Rub-A-Dub Hot Tub Rental 553-9095. s. ON VALENTINE'S day. let Cupid dazzle .your .sweet heart with his romantic antlcs. Warn Bam Singing Telegram. 553-9095. WANTED TO BUY: The philosoph text "A Concise Introduction to Phr losophy." 41h Edition by WH H 1~ verson. Contact Robb Luehr· at ~. 2295or 632-3368. • creased from under,,37' per·;' ,Mary'. Metcalf wiUI. 1'1 cent. to over 40 percent >inthe Kay Wolferstetter with second half. ~ ". . Leading ..., rebounder& .' Leajling sco.rers"for Parks!' MetcalL'wlth 12, Erillill de against Platte'vllle, wereo'tafsonwlth seven' and Su~le Bruglonl'wlth l!(hpoints, stetter with six. '~"': ""> SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE GIANT SCREEN T. V, AND LOTS OF DOOR PRIZES INCLUDING: PIZZAS X.C SKI PACKAGES, BOWLING PACKAGES, POPCORN & 50FT DRINKS, - Available For Purchase- * PIZZA" BEER * WINE * SOFT DRINKS * POPCOFIH d 8 Thursday, January 23, 1986 Basketball Rangers bury Crusaders by Robb Luehr A t. port Editor After losing to a 3-13 team last Saturday night, the Parkside Rangers needed somebody to wall on Monday night. Cardinal Stritch was the unfortunate victim. The Rangers shot 73 percent from the floor in the first hall, 63.8 percent for the game, a they outdi tanced tril h - 2. o ll addler, recovered from a leg injury. was a perfect nine for nine from the field and led Parkside in scoring with 21 points, one of four Rangers in double .figures. The Ranger defense · held Strltch to only nine field goals in 27 attempts in the first half, while the Rangers made 19 of 26 shots en route to a 42- 25 halftime lead. Parkside cooled off the second hal , u still outscored Stritch. Mike Henderson, Jay Rundles and Greg Nash joined Saddler in double figures in scoring with 12, 12 and 11 points, respectively, Henderson also dished out seven assists. The Rangers outrebounded Stritch 45-30, including 26-10 on the defensive boards. Mark Zukley had 10 rebounds for Parkside. Pete Loyta of "S Itch led au scorers with 23 points. Team falls to Kentucky State by Robb Lu hr A t. port Editor It may ound like a broken record, but once again, a lack of concentration and intensity on defense struck the Parkide Rangers as they lost a halftime lead and fell to Kentucky State 76-66 in an away game. The Rangers held a 31-27 lead at the half, partly due to KSU only hitting one out of four free throws, while Parkside hit five of eight. In the second half, however, free throws made the difference, as KSU went to the line 24 times, hitting 19, while the Rangers hit seven of 11. Overall, Parkside was called for 26 fouls, KSU 17. Five Rangers had four fouls each. The Rangers were led in scoring by Mark Zukley with 18 points, followed by Jay Rundles with 12 and Dennis Davis with 10. Davis had an uncharacteristic off-night from the floor, hitting just four of 16 shots. As a team, Parkside shot just 40 percent from the floor. Leading rebounders were Zukley with eight and Comell Saddler with six. Greg Cheatham of Kentucky State played the entire game and led all scorers with 24 points, hitting 11 of 15 field goals. KSU shot 75 percent from the floor 1n the second half, 58 percent for the game. Parkside fell to 12-5 on the season, while KSU improved to 3-13. Lady hoopsters beat Platteville over -weekend by Kimberlie Kranich As t. ew• Editor The Parkside women's basketball team 1s at .500 1n its last two contests, losing to the Oshkosh Titans 51-47 and defeating the Platteville Pioneers 815-75. The Lady Rangers' record now stands at 3-10. Head coach Wendy Miller would like to forget her team's los to Oshkosh. "We had no intensity level, a lack of defense and foul trouble," he said. either Parkside nor Oshkosh played well as a team, according to Mlller. While the Oshkosh game ls "like a fog" to her, the Platteville game sticks out 1n Miller's mind because "everything fell together" in her team's victory, "Our defense was the best we've played all year," said Miller. When the Pioneers hit their first four shots of the game, Miller thought her team was in for a long and tiring evening. Yet at halftime, the Rangers were only behind 39. 38. Defense with a capital "D" was Parkslde's key to victory. The Rangers held Plattevllle scoreless for a seven minute period in the second half and opened up a 15 point lead which they maintained through the final moments of the game. PlattevUle was successful on 69 percent of its field goal attempts in the first half, but only shot 35 percent In the second half due to the Rangers' ability to pull down key rebounds. As the Pioneers' field goal percentages went down in the second half, Parkside's in- Classified Ads Services Offered CLINICAL HYP ·o I : Loa!! weight. ■top •mokl.ng, Improve study habits and u-st la.king, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414- 652-2727 tor more Information or an appointment. ACCUR TE "D dependable typing for the student and professional. 5:,t. 0.92. PR111iG BREAK: on the beach at South Padre Island, Daytona Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Walton Beach or Mustang Island/Port Aransas from only $89; and s.kllng at Steamboat or Vall from only $86! D luxe lod1,'ing. parties, goodle bags and more ... Hurry, call unchase tours ror more Information and reservations toll fr e l-S00.321·5911 TODAY! When your Spring Break counts,..count on Sun• chase. Personals WHO WA TS: to be Homecoming .!Cing? Apply with Burger Bill. · WANTED: PRE-me. must have great legs, cute smile and brain In head. Forget It, I have one. "The Beal." PS\'CHEDEUC R BBISH: Mary, you crazy goopec, you! D RRE.S (GI ·E) Welcome back! We missed you! The Gant. EDDIE; \'OUR'RE not the biggest. ROI T : THASK you for filling my lire with love. Fernando. • GE~E: .AT something. You're lookIng so Ethiopian. Boy Wonder. EDDIE: I feel so sexual. HeldJ Bed. ROB: co,GRAT LATIOll,S on your first value saver. Not you. Eddie. ODIE: "HO'' spoofln' who? THERE' ' A K-Train. What about Annetrack. Crabs. KDI: THE rain's pulling quite a load. Lighten It. Crabs. KIM: WE have a passenger list for, your train. Crabs. TO THE easy lovers. Thanks tor the train ride. Crabs. DA Vt: 1'1:\1.'\1 s'lime to party, dude, In the new black room . Herbi JOH.', \'OU'RE wonderluJ. Thanks, Jen. M.\l,l\lM · Good. MM-MM Good, Teddy Pendergrass ls MM-MM good. CHRISTY, Sl]PER Bowl Sunday at Red Lobster! 2 for 25 cents shrimp and oysters and $1.99 pitchers, Murph. ' For Sale, Rent, Wanted to Buy HOT TUB rental. Slam dunk your friends in a spa we deliver to your house. Rub. A-Dub Hot Tub Rentals 553-909:'>. ' 0 VALENTINE'S day, let Cupid dazzle your sweet heart with his romantic antics. Wam Bam Singing Telegram. 5:13-9095. WA 'TED TO BUY: The phllosoph text "A Concise lnlroducllon to Phr losophy," Uh Edition, by W.H. Hal: verson. Contact Robb Luehr at 553• 2295 or 632-3368. creased from under 37 percent to over 40 percent in the second half. Leading scorers for Parkside ·against Platteville were Susie Brugioni with 20 points, Mary Metcalf with 17 llf Kay Wolferstetter with lffllL Leading . rebounders waw Metcalf with 12, Erin Oaf tafson with seven and Wolltfl stetter with six. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE GIANT SCREEN T. V. ANDLOTSOFDOORPRQES INCLUDING: PIZZAS, X-C SKI PACKAGES, BOWLING PACKAGES, POPCORN & SOFT DRINKS. - Available For Purchase - * PIZZA * BEER * WINE * SOFT DRINKS * POPCORN Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 17, January 23, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1986-01-23 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System county board first amendment pornography supreme court https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/7dde97c8a3999e76986b8328fc60d090.pdf 8c226abbdf284157d36e910e9f69afbc Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. AIA hopes to keep faculty out of "left" field Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document "Color Purple" review Page 8 Thursday, January 30, 1986 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Three track women headed to nationals PageI2 Volume 14, No. 18 SittingDucks? TheCampus Ambassadors <top right> and lI!eRanger staff were sitting ducks for difficultquestions fired by Walt Shirer, Public Information director (standing, left), alone of the College Bowl matches on Monday. Several teams will compete in this match for intellectual achievement on Friday <tomorrow) at I p.m, in Main Place. One team will be the campus winners and go on to the regional competition in Beloil. by Karl Dixon News Editor to Kenosha has the potential be a great and economt- ~Uy vllal city. but It is going to haveto spend some money in achieve this goal, accord- olth lo John Bechler, Director I: e Office of Kenosha Area conornicDevelopment. ' lh BeChler spoke Monday at an e Social Science Rountable, ,ltd ciled some factors that op ect local economic devel- lOent. re~roo often people don't ORtrze how much the econ- are Y 01 KenOShaand the state (loris I,~ked to foreign irn- lies' he said. "The U.S. lbe ~ deal with the value of rate ollar on the exchange Il and trade restrictions." \J.SeC~ler also said that the POU~ a~ a curious taxation lOOk:' We tax people who thOse rnoney and reward "The:ho lose it," he said. Will f nswers to these issues both~ fect the economies of k acine and Kenosha " enosha has an econ~mic Students urged to voice dissent by J enole TunJdeicz Editor Students who are concerned about the tuition increases proposed for next fall are being urged by some Student Senate members to contact State legislators and voice dissent. On Jan. 10 the Uw-Systern Board of Regents approved a five percent yearly tuition in- crease for all UW-System campuses. At Parkside tui- tion will increase by about $70 per year for. an undergradu- ate resident. The increase is an attempt by the Regents to lessen the UW-System share of the state's projected budget deficit of about $340 million over the rest of the biennium (which ends in July 1987). Gov. Anthony Earl ordered the UW-System to cut a total of $27.4 mlliion. Parkside's share of the UW-System cuts Is $447,000. The tuition increase pro- posaI Issue Is scheduled to be addressed on the WisconssLn State Senate floor today (Thursday). ChrIs Baiert, PSGA Legisla- tive Affairs director and Sen- ate Pro- tempore, and Adrian Serrano, chair of the Segre, gated University Fees Alloca- tion Committee, are coordi- nating a phone calling cam- paign to area legislators by students and their parents. Balerl and Serrano feel it is important to let legislators know that students are get. ling an "unfaIr share of the (deficit) burden." "Every student would be doing themselves a favor by contacting Senator Joseph Strohl (D-Raclne) because he Is on the State Finance Com. mtttee. " said Serrano. The Finance Committee is dealing with the issues connected to the projected shortfall. such as the proposed tuiUon in. crease. "We have to let legislators Tuition see page 4 AlA hopes to keep faculty out of "left" field by Kari Dixon News Editor (Part One of a two-part series) Their existence has been discussed on national news programs, and provided liber- al cartoonist Gary Trudeau with more than one episode of ·'Doonesbury. " Their active existence in the UW-System has served as the catalyst for a proposed bill before .the state legisla- ture which would require in- dividuals to visit classrooms with permission. Their purpose at UW-Mll· waukee, according to their charter, is "to expose Marx- ist and leftist disinformation to illustrate to students dis- semination of propaganda by slanted views given in the classroom. " Their membership at UW· Milwaukee numbers 57, ac- cording to the president, and John Bechler base that has an emphasis on manufacturing jobs higher than the national average, Bechler said. It has a few major employers. (AMel and a higher than average unem- ployment rate. Despite these factors, Becheler believes that Ke- nosha is on "the bridge to greatness. I , "It has water, low·energy 'or mar- costs access to maj ke ts 'the interstate syste~, • '1 d a ruce airports, a r-at r-oao, . on blend of rural/urban enlvlrd J: ments and vacant an, Bechler said. h The industries in Kenos a Kenosha see page I I they monitor "15·20 lectures and discussion sessions." They are an organization called Accuracy in Academia, (AlA) and thus far the only active chapter in the UW-Sys- tern is located in Milwaukee. Their aim, according to MI- chael Grogan, president. is to monitor lectures of professors for bias. "If a professor said Joseph Stalin was a great man, that would be a bias," Grogan said. "If he said that Joseph Stalin furthered human rights, that would be mnacur- ate." Grogan said that some- one who said Adolph Hitler was a great man would also be biased and inaccurate. "Professors can say any- thing they want as long as they have the facts to back it up," Grogan continued. "That will eventually enable stu. dents to find the ultlmate truth." Grogan said that AlA would monitor the lectures of pro. fessors on the far right as well as the far lefl. but admit- ted that he has not met a lot of fascist professors. "U .S. News and World Re- port did a survey and dlacov- ered there were 10,000 Marx- ist professors in the U.S4:' Grogan said. "We have a core of liberals on cam- pus .... It is the prevalllJlg viewpoint on college earn- puses." If a statement made by a profesor is "inaccurate" (ae- cording to AlA) Grogan said he would call or talk to him or her and confinn whether or not the statement had inde- ed been made. If the statement is cOl\o firmed, Grogan said, he ports It to the naUonal net. work In Washlngion, who the/) publishes the statement. and who said it, in a national newsletter mailed to some 3:>,(M)() members. The local organization, he AlA see page 3 2 Thursday, January 30,1986 Editorial Students bear deficit burden The projected state revenue shortfall will claim many victims. but students are bearing the biggest burden. The Ow-System. the largest state agency, was ordered by Gov. Anthony Earl to cut a total of $27.4million in Sys- tem money. The Board of Regents in response to the shortfall re- quested a five percent tuition increase for all UW-Syatern students. Gov. Earl supports the tuition increase, which must be passed by the state legislature for implementa- tion. Wisconsin has long been committed to higher education by supporting 75 percent of eduation costs. Gov. Earl promised in his campaign to hold students' portion of edu- cation costs to no greater than 27.5 percent of education costs. With the proposed tuition increase, students will be paying 32.7 percent of education costs in 1987. It is unfor- tunate to see the state lose sight of this commitment while encouraging educational elitism. The Uw-Bystem. it seems, is beginning to mimic private colleges, where the less financially fortunate are exempt from obtaining an education. Students will also suffer a reduction of services at their campuses. Parkside will reduce summer school offerings by 15 to 25 percent this summer. The administration is also planning to reduce the scheduled number of course offerings which will greatly affect the students' ability to choose from a variety of time slots, and will seriously reduce the choices. for working and non-traditional stu- dents _ and possibly deny them the chance to graduate. Therefore, students are being asked to pay more, while getting even less for their money. The faculty are staying relatively unscathed by the pro- posed cuts. The fifteen percent salary catch-up pay will remain sacred; course loads, which are approximately 12 credit hours per faculty at most campuses and 9 credit hours at Parkside, will not be increased; and, to date, the six percent salary hike which was approved for all state employees remains intact. Students are the easiest targets for such reductions. Their voices aren't as loud as the faculty, or Ihe admln- stratton. And they certainly do not hve the power possess- ed by corporations, who refute the notion of tax increases to offset the projected deficit. But, as many people need to be reminded, students do vote and they also pay taxes. Today, the Wisconsin State Senate plans to discuss the proposed tuition increase. Stu- dents and parents must let legislators know that it is un- fair for students to bear the brunt of this burden. To stop this askewed treatment, we must no longer be the silent majority. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. We will pay: • $25 per week .20% of qross sales • Mileage allowance Call at Ranger Office fat application form. WLLC D139C ~li,'Kr:" '£~ Nobody asked me, but. Supersection program did help by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor In the past two weeks, three letters assessing the English 100 "Supersection" program have appeared in the Ranger, These letters, one from each contingent involved in the project - student, tutor and instructor - have little in common, other than each ad- dressing the issue from the vantage point of the students. This one won't even have that in common with those. As a Supersection tutor myself, I acknowledge the problems encountered last fall and understand how they may have hindered the edu- cational growth of some stu- dents. However, lest one be duped into supposing no one learned anything from the course, let me share with you what I gained. First of all, my Supe rsec- tton experience taught me much about writing. Although I began tutormg fully confi- dent - if not cocky· regard- ing my aptitude, the ensuing 16 weeks challenged and chaf- ed my abilities like no' publi- cation deadline ever did. Ex- Christa MCAuliffe Greg Jarvis Ellison Onizuka Judy Resnik Dick Scobee Michael Smith Ronald Mc.Nair 28 January, 1986 aboard the space shuttle Challenger •• "Explaining-to students the whys and wherefores of processes which I had pompously assumed to be reflex actions in myself allowed me to internalize the act of writing, which boundlessly improved my own work." plaining to students the whys and wherefores of processes which I had pompously as- sumed to be reflex actions in myself allowed me to inter- nalize the act of writing. which boundlessly improved my own work. In short, the Supersection let me shake hands with Humility - and I found him a very helpful chap. :In a similar vein, my expe- rrence offered valued insights into interpersonal coexistence and communication. Whether I was donning art authorita- tive role with students, or a professional manner with my fellow tutors and instructors, I learned a great deal about the dynamics of interaction about when and how to cr'Iti- cize and when and how to compliment. This benefits me not only as one who someday hopes to get along with others on the job, but also as one who loves and wishes to help other people. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, my association with the Supersection intro- duced me to many new friends 'from all three cantin· gents _ in whose company I consider the authors of those three letters. Those who were students know they can still _see me for assistance; those who were instructors know I respect and admire them ror what they did for me. my col- leagues and the students; and those who answered the call to tutor with me know that I'll never forget the helping, harried and ultimately happy relationship we shared . Jennie Tunkieicz .- Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich .....................•..•........ Asst. News Editor ... Jim Neibaur Feature Editor • Gary Schneeberger , Asst. Feature Editor 'GO Rich Blay Sports Editor c: Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor ' Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan Business l\tanager Brenda Buchanan .........•...... Asst. Business Manager l\lichael Firchow Distribution l\'lanager STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose. Terry Byrne. Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart. Tammy Hannah Kristy Harrington, Han~ Hauschild, Carol Kortendick Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kri~ Odegaard, Mike RohI, Scott Scheuber. Bill Serpe. Steve Taylor, Nick Toper. Kathleen Trentadue, Laureen Wawro. .Ranger is writl~.n and edited by students at UW·PaTkside and they U1~I,~o~e~ responsible for its e(fitorial policy awl content. !1anger i~' Pou 1S c ever:y Tlw.rs(l(IY eluritlg Ow aead/m·de year except dllring reaks and holidays. Al.l corresJ!0lldet.lce should be addressed to: Parksidc Ranger. VIIi, versIfy oj "':,lsconsm·Pal"kside. Box No. 20M, Kenoshu. WI 531.p. Telc- , phone 01f) ...,53·2295 01" (414) 553''2287. d A:tert~,'t:l'ng rates arc $4 pel" colum-a inch 01" less ill bulk. Advertising .. . e~ :~e ~s Tuesday .at 9 u:-. m. tor publicatiOlI Thursday. ... e ers to ~he edl/o!" WIll be ucce ptoa if typewritten elouble-spttCc(1 ... on slandftJ'd sl~e YU. Lt' . , t ... b . d . pa pcr. et crs shaull! be less thun 350 words and mus ;. stgnc ./Wlth It tclcplume number inclndcd for verijicu!ioll purposes. __ .umes wi ~ be withheld upon rC(IUcst. Deadline • .r.;; l~!Jers IS Tltcs(lay at IO u.m. fa!" pltblicilfion\!e",bNO(lhe .. t UT. (IY. R(t1lger TCserves the right ta cdit lct· d,>sooaTeD r. crs am refll,'w leUe!"s contuinillg /(llsc (Hul de- COlleGiaTe - ,amatory content ~ Ti::,~::.ger is printed bp tlw Racine Journal plo:e,><, g- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 18, January 30, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1986-01-30 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System joseph stalin marxism tuition increase uw-milwaukee uw-system