305 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/fa59c97a54fd682512ab69ab5a9215f7.pdf 055ab69cc26dd95926aa8fbc2cbe2e0c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Steroids the Future of pro sports Issue Volume 1, issue 1 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document March 31,2017 BEARLY NEWS Volume 1 I Issue 1 I 7 BEARLY NEWS! Please, bear with us here. Steroids the Future ro snorts HUNTER FRENCH frenc019@rangers. uwp. edu Steroids. Stimulants. Human growth hormone. These substances have received a bad wrap from the sports community over the years, mostly because of the unfair advantages they offer to their users over other athletes. A new trend in sports However, this trend is changing. We are living amidst a new sports revolution. Many athletes are proposing a new solution to the performance-enhancing drug (PED) stigma: since the drugs are illegal due to the unfair advantage they give their users, a new sports league will be created, one in which performance enhancing drug use is not only permitted, but is required. The 'roid renaissance Imagine the Olympics with zero restrictions on what athletes put in their bodies. 'Roided runners would put Usain Bolt to shame. Stimmed swimmers would turn Michael Phelps into a fish out of water. We like these people because they are the fastest and strongest human beings on the planet. A new Olympics with enhanced athletes would wipe the slate clean with new records (unless returning athletes conform to the new policy as well), as well as giving newcomers a shot at gold. "It's the morally sound thing to do" In light of these new developments in sportsmanship, many sports conglomerates are making statements in regard to this new decision. Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League (NFL) has recently said "I fully support this decision. The NFL will be the first league to require PEDs for all of its players. I believe that it's the morally sound thing to do. Humans are at the top of the food chain because we evolved above the rest of the animal kingdom. This is the next step in the evolution of football." Goodell also stated that the NFL guidelines have changed in other ways, such as the doubling of the length of the football field to accommodate for longer throw distances. Saving smaller sports Under this new league, footballers will experience bone-shattering tackles, and hockey fights will end in mass casualties. This boosts ratings for sporting events, COURTESY OF VIRGINIA COMMONWEATH UNIVERSITY LIBRARIES football has come a long way since its establishment w The future is now hich will increase the funding these sports get. Smaller sports will reap these benefits as well. Fencing matches will escalate to duels to the death. Bowling balls will destroy bowling alleys when thrown down the lane at 500 feet per second. Curling will actually become relevant... whatever curling actually is. As time continues to drone onward, many struggle to keep up with the times. Many will wonder if the decisions made in this day and age make any sense at all. I urge those of you who think this way to open your eyes and see the truth, which is this: performance enhancing drugs will save the world of sports. Trump Puts white house on the market WILLAPGAR apgarO01 @rangers. uwp. edu President Donald Trump announced this Tuesday that he is planning on selling the White House to the highest bidder. "1 prefer if the bidding is done with Ruble," said Trump, who seems to be favoring Russian bids over American. Buying the dairy state "I have plenty of money. So much money. More money than we can fit in the White House. Enough money to cover all of Wisconsin, twice. I could buy that state, you know. Paul Ryan is such a joke to the Republican Party, I bet I could buy his whole damn state and kick him out." Trump proved his claim true as he has now bought all public and private property in Wisconsin. All UW schools have now been forced to rename themTrump puts the white house up for auction. selves to University of Trump, or UT, except for Parkside, which did not have the funds to replace "Wisconsin" with "Trump". American to Russian Paul Ryan spoke on the purchase as "bad business"—which might not be wrong. Since the Wisconsin purchase, all brewing companies have converted to Vodka manufacturers, and the state has now seceded from the rest of the union. Wisconsin currency has changed to rubles and the Packers have been renamed the "Putins". Trump and Parkside UW Parkside now serves as a modern historic site - seeing as it is the only UW school left. Trump has not been shy with his opinions on the school's inability to change its name, saying "Parkside? The bear school? The school where they kill bears? 1 don't care if they become a UT school or not. Either way, their degrees are and will always be valueless. Sad!" Trump has also not been shy on his opinions on what he calls "The Failing Ranger News"— Trump is quoted saying "Pathetic. they have no real news to report on. They have to hire satirist to make up articles just so people will read it!" The issues of Trump occupation in Wisconsin now threatens the nation as a whole—bidding on The White House ends on. Exclusive interview with God confirms "Life has no meaning" WILLAPGAR apgarO01 @ rangers, uwp. edu After centuries of denying interviews, the Lord has finally agreed to sit down with Parkside reporters and address many questions that have plagued humanity since its dawn. The only condition was not to publish any footage of the interview because cameras are considered to be "witchcraft". Life's meaning The Lord spoke on many things, including how "Plato is boring" and how he wishes Black Sabbath wasn't so against him. Perhaps the most shocking news we acquired was His view on the purpose of life. "Yeah there is none", spoke God. "Life has no meaning. 1 thought that video game, "The Sims," would be a hint." This struck us as shocking - we followed up with asking, "what about heaven?" to which He replied, "I don't know why you're all obsessed with moving in with me. All we do is play basketball and appoint kings to power. Now that most monarchies are over, it's pretty boring. Being a good person is cool and all, but I'd prefer people who can pay rent." Religious advice When asked about the various religions the Lord spoke, "Yeah, follow any of them. 1 don't care. I'm not like a politician; I'm not up for re-election. I'm God and that don't change. There's no right or wrong ones. Even atheist! You don't wanna believe in me? Well, 1 don't believe in you, either!" When asked what he meant, God clarified, "It's like believing in yourself. It's all about confidence. You'll never get a job if you think you don't deserve it, right Jason?" For readers who don't know, this was an obvious blow at our reporter, Jason Seige, who recently stuttered through the interview at the local Target. Following the insult, a brawl broke out, ultimate ly conceding our report. We still have many questions for the Lord, who revealed plans on starting a new YouTube account where he will be playing and reacting to the cult-classic online game, Happy Wheels. The new interview date is scheduled for April 17 - the day following Easter. In that case, we should just use our guns. 8 | SPORTS THE RANGER NEWS March 31,2017 Rangers season review girls and guys Sports Standings BRADY RUSSELL russe032@rangers.uwp. edu Another year of UW-Parkside basketball is wrapped up and once again the Rangers have success, and begin the learning process for the next season. Men's year in review For the fifth straight season, the UW-Parkside men's basketball team made the NCAA tournament but fell short of beating Bellarmine, a team now in the Elite Eight, 71-62. It was an up-and-down year for the Rangers, starting out 15-1 before losing three of their next five games and finishing the year with a 7-7 record, 22-8 overall. Nonetheless, the Rangers proved, once again, that they are a Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) powerhouse, making the GLVC tournament in Evansville, Indiana, for the fifth straight year and making consistent appearances in the NCAA Tournament. A look ahead The Rangers are returning all but two players next season; however, those two players were huge for this year's team: Alexander Brown and Jake Verhagen. They averaged 27.4 of the team's 80 points per game last year; they averaged 47.4% from the field and 39.7% from beyond the arc. Their ability to score will surely be missed on next year's team, but many players now have the opportunity to step up. The Rangers are returning Kendale McCullum, who averaged 15.3 points, 6.1 assists and 4.7 rebounds per game, as well as their two big men Kyle Flanagan and Goran Zagorac, who averaged 16.3 The women's softball team huddled at points and 11 rebounds per game between the two of them. Role players like Espen Fjaerestad, Adam Bonk, and Chavares Flanigan are also returning. The future looks bright for the Rangers as they hope to continue their nin of success. Women's season in review The Lady Rangers finished the year 10-17, but their record does not do this team enough justice, as they made wonderful progress throughout the year. After starting the season out 0-9, the ladies went on to win 10 of their last 18 games and finished 8-10 in conference. Despite this record, they made the opening weekend of the GLVC tournament before losing to Rockone of their latest games. hurst 82-65, ending their season. They pulled off some close wins over teams like Indianapolis, McKendree and St. Joseph and suffered some close losses to teams like Truman State, Bellarmine and Southern Indiana. All in all, it was a productive and structuring year for the Lady Rangers. Looking forward Like the men's team, the Lady Rangers are returning all but two of last years team; their two losses are Forward/ Center Bailey North and the team's leading scorer, Brittney Fair. Brittney averaged 13.6 points, 2.8 assists, and 2.9 rebounds per game. Though she will be missed. Coach Yorg has a lot to look forward to, including sophomore •HIm * i COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS guard Taylor Stephan, who averaged 6.2 points, 2.6 assists and 4.2 rebounds per game, and Lauren Boerger who came on in the second half of the season scoring wise and finished the year averaging 8.1 points per game. The team is also returning their two 6'4 centers Shelby Cheston and Clarisa Martinez, who, between them, averaged 9.7 points and 8.7 rebounds per game. With Fair gone, the team will look for a new scorer and that role could be filled by any number of players including: Olivia Montague, Blair Arthur or Asiah Lawson. The future for the Lady Rangers could have beaming success in the future if they keep up the grit and determination they showed all season long. UW-P Softball player spotlight: Carly Dundee JOSH STEWART stewa038@rangers. uwp. edu Carly Dundee is one of the key components of the 2017 UW-Parkside softball team, and is considered one of the team leaders. Dundee is a senior who is currently in her fourth season as a Ranger, and her career has been a success. A priceless leader Last season, while appearing as a pitcher, and infielder Dundee had made her impact and her presence felt on a game to game basis. The Kinesiology major led the team in almost every major category on the offensive and defensive side of the field. She was a sure thing every game as well, as she started in 48 games and appeared in all 49 on the season. A performance like that was able to show her true worth on the team. n Carley Dundee up to bat Once a leader, always a leader Dundee came to the campus straight out of her high school, Lockport High, which is in Homer Glen, Illinois, a suburb of COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS Chicago. She was a perennial all conference player in her time there, and much like she does as a Ranger, she lead her team in all major categories at the high school level. On and off the field While the team is only 6-16 at this point in the season. Dundee has kept up with her team leadership. Dundee has led the team on and off the field, and her teammates look to her when the going gets tough. Dundee's goals Despite the disappointing start to her senior season, Dundee has always managed to stay optimistic for the long run: "This season started out a little rocky, but it's very helpful for us and our coach to see what works and what needs improvement."Looking ahead, Dundee hopes to the bring the team some more success and get the team record back to .500 on the season. The playoffs will be nearing soon and the team has high hopes that they can turn it around. She solidified her optimism in saying, "I think our season looks very bright!" Rangers dominate at wrestling championship BRADY RUSSELL russe032@rangers. uwp. edu The Rangers showed up in force yet again this year at the NCAA Division 2 Wrestling Tournament, with team leader Nick Becker winning his second straight National Championship. However, two other Rangers also made it far this year. Ronzel Darling and Arik Furseth were both knocked out before the semifinals but capped off tremendous seasons. Becker Wins, Team Finishes in 18th Nick Becker won his second national championship, defeating Blaze Shade in a rematch of last years title match and for the third time this season 8-4. Led by Becker and with help from Darling and Furseth, the Rangers finished 18th nationally with 23.5 points, Notre Dame claimed the crown with 103.5 points. Rangers Making Progress It shows that the Rangers still have progress to be made, but led by Nick Becker and with help from a young up-and-comer like Arik Furseth, the future looks glowing for the Rangers. The Rangers are returning 24 of their 28 wrestlers from last year and hope to build further towards a national championship. Darling and Furseth Darling lost his first match to Willie Bohince of Mercyhurst 8-4 after being down 6-0 at one point and mounting a furious comeback; he then won his second match 7-4 over Jaret Singh of Maryville, but ended his day losing Darek Huff of Adams State 7-0. Darling finished the year with a 30-6 record and ends his career at UW-Parkside with over 100 wins, a huge jump forward from his 2-3 record his first year at UW-Parkside. First Match Won Arik Furseth also had a good day to cap off a good year. Arik won his first match in his first ever appearance at the NCAA tournament, 2-0 over Bryce Shoemaker of NebraskaKearney. Furseth, the redshirt freshman, then lost to Dustin Warn er of Wheeling Jesuit 5-1 and finished his year losing to David Bavery of Notre Dame 5-1. Ultimately, Furseth finished the year with a 24-13 record. NCAA Div II GLVC East Con! Div Total Streak 2017 Men's Basketball 1. Bellarmine (7) 1-0 13-8 25-3 W1 2. Southern Ind. (15) 0-1 7-10 263 LI 3. UW-Parkslde CM) 6-7 21-6 L1 2017 Women's Basketball 1. Southern lnd.(20) 16-2 9-1 24-5 LI 2. Lewis 13-5 7-3 23-9 L2 3. Bellarmine (17) 136 7-3 226 L2 2017 Wrestling 1. UW-Parkslde > (3) 66 NA 13-2 W7 2. Maryville (3) 6-1 NA 10-4 W3 3. McKendree (5) 4-2 NA 18-6 W9 INDEX (#) = NCAA Div 2 rank $ = Conference Champions Sports Schedules Softball 4/1112 .pm„ 2 p.m. | University of Indianapolis (DH) 4/2112 p.m., 2 p.m. | aiSnt Joseph's College (DH) 4/411 p.m., 3 p.m. | Lewis University (DH) Romeoville, IL 4/8112 p.m., 2 p.m. | University of Illinois Springfield (DH) 4/9112 p.m., 2 p.m. | McKendree University (DH) 4/14112 p.m., 2 p.m. | University of Southern Indiana (DH) Baseball 4/1 112 p.m., 2 p.m. | aiSnt Joseph's College (DH) 4/2112 p.m., 2 p.m. | aiSnt Joseph's College (DH) 4/8112 p.m., 2 p.m. | University of Southern Indiana (DH) Evansville, IN 4/9112 p.m., 2 p.m. | University of Southern Indiana (DH) Evansville, IN Women's Track and Field 4/1 | All Day | Washington University in St. Louis Invitational St. Louis, MO 4/7 | All Day | Marquette University Invitational Milwaukee, Wl 4/13 ) All Day | University of Wisconsin-Platteville Invitational Platteville, Wl Men's Track and Field 4/7 I All D ay | Marquette University Invitational Milwaukee, Wl 4/13 | All Day I U niversity of Wisconsin-Platteville Invitational Platteville, Wl 4/15 | All Day | Benedictine University Lisle, IL Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Students' junk mail Page 3 Dane- VanDyke keeps "posted Page 7 99 Sports features: Dannehl and Oberbruner Page 12 Chancellor to leave for Ohio position Alan E. Guskin, Parkside Chancellor, has accepted the presidency of Antioch University in Yellow Springs, Ohio, a national university with a distinctive niche in American higher education. He will assume his new duties on Sept. 1, exactly ten years after assuming the ~ Parkside chancellorship. Guskin, 48, will become the 17th president of Antioch, whose founding president in 1852 was noted educator and social reformer Horace Mann. The announcement of Guskin's appointment was made Wednesday morning in Yellow Springs by Robert Aller, Antioch's Board of Trustees chairman, who co-chaired a national search involving 250 nominations to replace William M. Birenbaum, who resigned last year after eight years as Antioch president. Antioch University consists of innovative Antioch College in Yellow Springs, a law school in Washington, D.C., adult degree centers in Philadelphia, Keene, N.H., San Francisco, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara and Seattle, and overseas programs with learning centers in London and Tubingen, West Germany. Current enrollment on all campuses is about 3,000. Guskin's salary at Antioch will be $82,000. His current Parkside salary is $69,000. Aller said the 15-member search committee included Antioch trustees, faculty and students as well as four prominent educators who are Antioch alumni: the dean of the Ohio State School of Engineering, the vice chancellor and graduate school head at the University of Kansas, the Kirstein Professor of Human Relations at Harvard and the dean of the Johns Hopkins School of International Studies. Antioch's unique reputation in higher education rests on its pioneering efforts in areas such as cooperative education, in which students alternate school with work experience; use of diverse settings for learning; individualized education; study abroad programs; and opportunity for disadvantaged, women and minority students. Antioch was the first private college to institute cooperative education, and still has the most extensive program, with six co-op quarters of work experience required for graduation. In 1852 Antioch was the first college to admit women as equals to men and the first to have a female faculty member hold an equal position with men. In 1863 it was one of the first colleges in America to formally prohibit race discrimination in admissions. "Alan Guskin's coming to Antioch is a cause for rejoicing," Aller said in announcing the appointment. "His extensive experience as a senior academic administrator, teacher and scholar has had an unmistakable Antioehian flavor, with focus on innovation with quality, development of values central to the educational experience, service to the disadvantaged and a strong collaborative leadership style,'' Aller said. "It is extremely difficult to leave such a special place as Parkside," said Guskin. "This university is a jewel within the UW System. It has come so far in such a short period of time, and still has so much potential. We have an outstanding faculty and staff. "The future of this university and this corner of Wisconsin are inseparably linked," Guskin continued. "With effort and cooperation, that future can be brighter than most of us have yet dreamed. "This has been our life for a decade, and there will be much pain in leaving our many friends and colleagues," he said. "But it is a rare opportunity and grear honor for me to become president of an insititution which I have respected and admired for so long as one of the most distinctive and worthwhile in the country. Antioch has always stood for important social and educational values which Judy and I hold dear and which have influenced our lives. Those values were important in the decision to accept the presidency of Antioch," he said. Guskin's wife, Judy, an adjunct associate professor of anthropology at Parkside who has enjoyed success as an independent producer of educational television programs, has accepted a position as television producer in residence at Antioch and will work closely with public television stations in the Dayton- Cincinnati area. Robert O'Neil, UW System president, said he was "delighted for Alan and Judy since Antioch is the perfect match for them." He cited the "many natural affinities between Parkside and Antioch" under Guskin, saying "For the very reasons that he has been an outstanding chancellor at Parkside, he will be an absolutely superb president of Antioch." Under Guskin, Parkside has significantly upgraded the quality of its faculty, academic programs and research commitment, increased the number of majors and focused on those which relate to area needs, begun master's degree programs, implemented a comprehensive outreach program of involvement with the communities, and achieved positions of national leadership for its 'teaching' library, its academic skills competency requirements and its high school motivational program for minority youth. Guskin's achievements at Parkside have earned him recognition as a national leader in higher education. He has served on the national board of directors of the American Association of State Colleges and Universities and has written and consulted widely on university leadership and directions for the future of higher education. He came to Parkside in 1975 from Clark University in Worchester, Mass., where he was provost and acting president. He was a faculty member there and at the University of Michigan, where he was assistant director of the Center for Research on the Utilization of Scientific Knowledge. As graduate students, Guskin and his wife Judy, also a Michigan Ph.D., organized the student movement at Michigan which was widely credited with inspiring John F. Kennedy to found the Peace Corps. The Guskins later went on to become among the first Peace Corps volunteers to Thailand. Guskin later helped establish VISTA as a member of the President's Task Force on the War Against Poverty and served as director of VISTA's selection division. The Guskins have two daughters, Sharon 19, a sophomore at Yale, and Andrea, 14 a freshman at Prairie School in Racine. A search and screen committee will be appointed to conduct a national search for a successor to Guskin. Hearing held today on requirement changes The Academic Policies Committee will hold a hearing on proposed changes in graduation requirements today, March 28, at 3 p.m. in Moln. 105. The following is a discription of the proposed requirements: 1. Students must obtain a passing grade in English 102. (Note: English 102 is the second semester of a year-long freshman English course. Students may place into, but not beyond, English 102 by achieving a satisfactory score on the English Placement Exam. The student's score on the placement exam will determine whether he/she places into English 99, pre-college English, English 101 first-semester English or English 102.) 2. Students must obtain satisfactory grades (as determined by an English Proficiency Committee) on both of the following proficiency examinations: A. An objective English composition proficiency examination (normally taken before the student enrolls in English 102). B. A writing sample examination. (Note: The student must successfully complete Examination A before taking Examination B. Both » examinations must be retaken until performance is satisfactory. Course work does not satisfy the proficiency requirement). The proposal is recommended to replace the current reading-writinglibrary skills requirement. In addition, APC plans to incorporate library skills into English 99,101 and 102. James Shea, Chair of APC, said the committee has been working on the proposal since the fall. "The general feeling is that students need more time in class and they also need all the help they can get in writing skills. Many students who enter college are sadly deficient in their writing skills. We tried to deal with that problem with the skills tests route but that hasn't been altogether satisfactory. I personally think the proposal makes a lot of sense. Students who need more help will get it and those who have ability will not be held up," said Shea. If the proposal is sent to and adopted by the Faculty Senate, it would apply to students who begin taking courses at Parkside in the fall of 1988 or later. Shea urges anyone who would like to comment on the proposal to attend the hearing today. 2 Thursday, March 28,1985 RANGER Editorial Shared governance is essential Shared governance — tw o words that are very important and very necessary in the operation of this university. Ask any administrator if shared governance is important or if they believe in it. They would answer with a resounding "YES!" But of course, shared governance is mandated by law (Wisconsin State Merger Statute, article 36.9 (5)). It guarantees students' rights to have a voice in the policy making of educational institutions. Administrators would be foolish to outwardly deny the importance of such a law. But how many administrators, or students for that matter, realize the full implications of those two words, shared governance? It is more than just an impressive article to quote at cocktail parties, it is the thread that links students to the heart of the university —. these two words evoke the powerful realization that students do have a voice in the intricate policy making of their university. Recently, on several occasions, the necessity of shared governance has been overlooked. • The amount of campus reserve monies and the projections for its use for campus organizations were withheld from the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee, the student committee in charge of campus funding, but the projections appeared in a Racine Journal Times newspaper article. • The Student Organizations Council was not informed about an administrative decision to provide office space for the Black Student Organization until after the club had already moved into the space. BSO is a recognized club through SOC. • The Parkside Union Advisory Board was not consulted with, or informed of the Union management's decision to limit the Union Square Grill's operating hours. It is not that we feel the Parkside administration is purposely withholding important information from students, like the above examples, but it appears shared governance is becoming an afterthought rather than a forethought. We urge the administration, as well as students, to work harder toward the goal of total shared governance. Students must have the opportunity to participate in policy making on this campus. Campaign finance laws bite back Senate Majority Leader Tim Cullen (D-Janesville) has introduced legislation which he says will "put teeth into" Wisconsin's campaign finance laws. "It's time we made a serious effort in Wisconsin to bring the cost of campaigns back in line," Cullen said, adding that many candidates are funded privately. "The key to controlling the influence of special interest money in elections is to limit the total spending on legislative races," he said. Under the proposal, a candidate for legislative office will be eligible to receive double the amount of public funding if his or her opponent chooses not to accept a grant from the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund. Under Wisconsin law, candidates for public office who receive a campaign finance grant are subject to spending limits. "However, if one candidate refuses the grant, all limits are off," Cullen explained. Cullen pointed out that the limits for the November 1984 elections were $32,225 for a candidate for the State Senate and $16,100 for a candidate for the State Assembly. Of this amount, a Senate candidate was eligible for a $14,501 grant from the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund and an Assembly candidate was eligible for a $7,245 grant from the fund. But in one race last fall where no limits were in place, nearly $95,000 was spent by one candidate. Cullen has also proposed to allow tax filers who have no tax liability to designate $1 to the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund. This provision will generate approximately $100,000 in additional money to the fund. "I am convinced that the adoption of these two proposals will make the public financing of campaigns for legislative offices so appealing that very few candidates will choose not to accept the grant," Cullen said. IF YOU IN THE CONGRESS DONT GIVE US THIS AID FOR THE CONTRAS, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO COMMIT OUR OWN TROOPS TO A WAR WITH NICARAGUA LATER ON. AND IF YOU DON'T LET US GO TO WAR WITH NICARAGUA, WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT BOTH THEM AND THE CUBANS.' AND IF WAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WE'LL HAVE TO DROP 150 THOUSAND , icmpMhtl- PA0M OM AND YOU WON'T LET US FIGHT CUBA AND NICARAGUA, WE'LL HAVE TO DECLARE WAR ON CUB A, NICARAGUA, „ AND THE WHOLE \ frSTER^roitfM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IN TO ADMINISTRATION REQUESTS NOW... WHILE WE'RE STILL BEING NZASOA/ABLE. Nobody asked me, but... Women are exploited by men by Joan Mattox Women are the hearts, souls and victims in society. A woman is the reliable backbone when her man faces hardships, disappointments and failures. Her sturdy limbs support his ambitions as his jellied shanks falter under the unexpected difficulties. She rises at 5 a.m. to fix his breakfast and is beaten at 6 p.m. that night for not having his dinner on the table, but the breakfast is on the table at 5 a.m. the next morning, as usual. What is it about a woman that makes her a victim in so many ways? Where do women get the resilience to bounce back day after day after being exploited so severely by the male population? Is it a woman's dependence on a man, is it a kind heart, or is it just plain ignorance? Let's examine 'the subject of prostitution. A 13-year-old girl on the streets is hustling for chump change that tailors and Cadillacs her pimp. He feeds off his little prodigy until she reaches the ripe old age of 16, then tells her that her services are no longer needed. He leaves her with nothing — no home, no security, no money and no self-esteem. She has been exploited to the point that she probably identified with this low-life as a father figure. The other girls he exploited were her sisters and her home was the streets. She is a girl who only feels self-worth when others use and feed off of her because this gives her that feeling of being needed. Sexual exploitation usually ties in with mental exploitation. Many men have this uncanny ability to make a woman feel less than she really is. The constant reminder of who brings the money in and who belongs in the kitchen is an example of this ability. "Stick to what you do best, scrubbing and shopping." It is as if some men want women to live in a vacuum and just let men run the world. Many goals and ambitions that women have are quickly shot down by just one sour note from a man. It's nothing but a mind game. If women were more confident about what they want and how they can go about getting it, things that men say wouldn't take such a high priority. Confidence in ourselves is all it takes. Economic exploitation seems to be the "now" thing to do to women. While a man may have the same job as a woman, the man's salary may be considerably higher. This is the case in many jobs, but more and more women are taking a stance against this exploitation. They claim and demand that their salaries match those of their male co-workers. A woman's promotion may take a back seat to a man's, even if she is more qualified. It seems as if men want all the high positions in this world to be run by men; men want to be the dominant force. That says male supremacy to me. It seems as if men want the female to be dependent upon the male for everything. I think they feel that if a woman has a comparable job and income, the female won't need males anymore. That sounds like insecurity. Men need someone to depend on them so they can feel self-worth, so they try to exploit the woman and keep her down. They do not want her to advance herself socially or economically, so they oppress her. They oppress her physically as well as mentally. I feel for the woman who has gone through life and not found herself, a woman who jumps to fulfill a man's every want and need while forsaking her own, a woman who has never discovered her likes and dislikes, abilities and inabilities. I feel for the woman who is a man's "doormat." «O0 & Jennie Tunkieicz.... Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick. Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan.. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Kan Dixon, Natal ie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton, Kevin Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Jay Crapser, Scott Curty, Darryl Hahn, Kris tine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. Ranger is written end edited by students at UW-Parkside end they are solely responsible for its editorial policy end content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Renger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification pu rposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 aun. for publicatio n Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER 3 Thursday, March 28,1985 Direct mail aims at students here by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Parkside students, especially juniors and seniors, have a lot in common with other students around the country. They get lots of junk mail. Since college students are a big market — they are estimated to spend $50 bill ion yearly — th ey are of particular interest to mass marketers, and direct mail is perhaps the quickest, easiest and most effective way to tap that market. College students, espcially upperclassmen, are believed to be good credit risks, and companies like American Express or oil companies who have their own credit systems believe that catching their customers early helps to develop brand loyalty. Phil Blackburn, spokesman for Texaco, said his company has traditionally targeted upperclassmen. In fact, Parkside juniors and seniors were recently the target of a direct mail campaign for the company's credit cards. Texaco has had a marketing program for several years designed to get students to trust the man who wears the star and to bring in a ''good portion" of their disposable income earmarked for petroleum products, he said. In a recent mailing the company made to this area, the words "UWParkside" were printed under the addressee's name. What is not known, though, is how mass merchandisers get the students' names. Registrar Sue Johnson said the school does not release information about students, except to verify attendance dates for prospective employers. She said, however, that campus directories are freely available, and all someone interested in getting a list of students' names and addresses has to do is come here and buy one for a dollar. Bill Robbins, coordinator of news and information, said Parkside does not honor requests for directories, but they are available on campus. "If people really want to get a directory, they can get one," he said. "It's a public document." Johnson said students are not required to be listed in the directory. She said it is necessary that a request to withhold a student's name from the directory be filed at the registrar's office. A large portion of the mail students receive is from the military. The armed forces, said Marine Staff Sgt. Ted Skierkiewicz of Racine, are interested in students in both high school and college. College students, who usually receive mail for officers' programs, receive their mail from the recruiting district's offices in Milwaukee. "What we're selling is jobs," he said, "and where better to find people without jobs than in high school and college?" Most companies are more secretive about their direct mailing efforts, however, and none of those asked would comment on specific programs. Parkside's official position is that the university does not release information for direct mail campaigns. Even so, if a student buys a product from another company and is identified as a student, they may get mail from other companies. PSGA officers talk to legislators Three members of the Parkside Student Government (PSGA) went to Madison over spring break to talk to state representatives about the Student Regent Bill, Stop 21 and veterans' financial aid. The representatives seen were assemblymen Peter Barca and John Antaramian (Kenosha), Cloyd Porter (Burlington) and Jeff Neubauer, Scott Fergus and James Ladwig, Racine. "All the legislators were supportive of the Student Regent Bill," stated Chris Baierl, vice-chair of the PSGA Legislative Affairs Committee. "Porter suggested a clause be put into the bill requiring that a different UW-System school be represented each year." The legislators were not as supportive of Stop 21. Baierl stated that most of them would follow their constituents who are "screaming for something to be done about the drunk driving problem real soon." The legislators also seemed very interested in helping Parkside veterans who aren't receiving their Federal financial aid on time. Antaramian told members of PSGA that if enough veterans contacted him, he would see what he could do to help. Porter said he would help with applications. Baierl stated "They were very receptive and supportive of our efforts." Sue Walborn stated that they all expressed an interest in students' views and "all wanted to visit the campus directly." I'm driving" hits dead end by Jill Whitney Nielsen The Parkside Union has no plans to implement the "I'm Driving" club on campus but does support the program. This decision was made by the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) at last Friday's meeting. Bill Niebuhr stated in a report that only Marquette had implemented the program. "The intial reaction to it has been that it isn't being utilized much." Jennie Tunkieicz, Ranger editor, stated "It's a nice concept, but if you are that concerned about your friends, you're going to drink soda anyway." PUAB also discussed the food service in the Union Square being closed daily from 2 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Jack Kemper, Student Organization Council (SOC) representative, wondered why PUAB wasn't notified of the change ahead of time. "By having it closed, we're limiting the food service on this campus to only the coffee shop. PUAB is concerned with falling sales and ways to make the Union more attractive, and then we turn around and limit services. How is this helping the Union?" Niebuhr explained that according to statistics, it's just not profitable to keep the Union food service open between those hours. Keith Harmann, Parkside Activities Board (PAB) representative, didn't like the idea of cutting services either, and suggested trying something like the specials to help draw people. Tunkieicz suggested more activities like bands to help draw people. Niebuhr told PUAB that generally with activities, sales drop instead of increase. Michael Farrell, the newest member of PUAB, wondered how closing the food service would affect sales for the rest of the evening. Farrell, who bartends in the Square Tuesday and Thursday nights, told PUAB that since the food service started closing, sales for the night have been down. "A lot of people might think it's closed for the rest of the night and leave," he said. Niebuhr said it would be a few weeks until they know how the food service's closing has affected sales. Kemper asked Niebuhr if the real reason the food service was being closed was to make the bidding for a new food service company more attractive. Niebuhr admitted that had something to do with it. "The Union is presenting a contract (to potential bidders) that has a lot of negatives in it, especially with the loss of Gen Con. We have to try and make it as attractive as possible." By law the Union has to re-bid for a new food service every five years. Niebuhr explained that between six and ten companies will come to a bidders' meeting at Parkside. They will be shown the campus and the food service facilities and given an opportunity to ask questions. The companies then have three weeks to send a bid. The final decision is made by University Purchasing Office in Madison, but the campuses do have input. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The new name of our congregation is: BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Unlvarsaltet) Woman's Club • 6028 8tti Ave. Rov. Tony Larson, Minister 9:30 am. Sorvlcos A Sun day School NEWS BRIEFS Students protest aid cuts "Education Cuts Never Heal." "Minds, Not Missiles." These were two of the signs carried by several hundred students who marched in Washington, D.C. several weeks ago and capped a day of protest at the Department of Education, the Associated Press reported. They called on Secretary of Education William Bennett to apologize for his comments that students give up their cars, stereos and beach vacations to offset proposed cuts in student aid. The rally was staged by the United States Student Association, a national coalition of student government leaders. Edward Elmendorf, an aide for post-secondary education, met privately with 21 of the protesters at the department and said he "learned that there's a great deal more misinformation about our proposals out there than I suspected." He did say, however, that the cuts, including elimination of guaranteed student loans for students whose families earn more than $32,- 500 and a $4,000 c ap on other forms of aid, would deny aid to one million students. Profs to get $8,000 raise The average salary of a full professor at Parkside will rise $8,067 to $44,138 by January 1987 under Gov. Anthony S. Earl's budget proposals, the Associated Press reported. That compares to a $12,596 pay increase at Madison, increasing salaries there to an average of $52,000, and includes a "catch up" pay increase as well as regular state employee pay increases and inflation adjustments. The increase at Parkside is the fifth largest in the UW-System in dollars, and total estimated salaries here rank fourth. Travanti helps police effort In the wake of the shooting of two Milwaukee police officers, efforts to get private funds for bulletproof vests are continuing, the Milwaukee Sentinel reported. Even Daniel J. Travanti, who plays Capt. Frank Furillo on "Hill Street Blues," has supported the fundraising efforts. The Kenosha native is appearing in a public service announcement asking for donations. WTMJ-TV and WKTI radio started the fund raising effort with the cooperation of the Milwaukee Police Association and Milwaukee Police Chief Robert Ziarnik. Ziarnik estimated the cost of the vests to be about $600,000 for the department's 2,100 of ficers. A rxt i reek, look for the Stranger... Believe it or not. A/so i n the Ranger next week: • Housing Survey Results • Rape - . and how t o avoid i t • Pink people • And more! COLLEGE COSTS ARE GOING UP. BUT SO IS THE ARMY COLLEGE FUND. Tuition, books, lab fees, college living expenses—all seem to be climbing relentlessly. Well, here's some good news from the Army. Today's Army College Fund is climbing too. You can now accumulate over $25,000 for college, if you qualify. What's more, you'll study, learn and become proficient in a useful skill. It could be a skill with so wide an application in both military and civilian life that it might help you decide what to take in college. If you're determined to go on to college, but you don't know where the money is coming from, pick up an Army College Fund booklet from your local recruiter. It offers several options you'll want to investigate. Stop by or call: SFC David Hutson 3315 52nd Street Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. A < T hursday, March'28,1985 ? 5 , . < . •RANGER Scholarships for women Excellence sought at UW-P The Phi Chi Theta Foundation offers three $1,000 scholarship awards for the academic year beginning Sept. 1985 to women students pursuing degrees (bachelors or masters) in approved courses of study in the fields of business and/or economics. To qualify for consideration, applicants must: Be full-time women students in approved courses in colleges and universities in the United States leading to bachelors or masters degrees in the field of business and/or economics; and Have completed at least one semester or two quarters of college level study in the United States. High school seniors and entering freshmen are not eligible. Scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis. The criteria for evaluating applicants are scholastic achievement, leadership potential, motivation and financial need. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln 344. The application deadline is May 1. International studies sponsors advising An academic advising session for any students interested in a major or minor in International Studies will be held at 3 p.m. on Friday, March 29, in Union 207. On hand will be a number of faculty who teach in the International Studies Program, including political science professor John Harbeson, program coordinator. After the session, the group will go to a local restaurant for pizza for a fee, Harbeson said. "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them.'' Henry D avid Tho™ Study in London for $2775 per semester. Includes air fare, resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Study in Seville, Spain, for $2100 per semester. Includes resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. No foreign language profiency required. Summer programs in London and Seville Semester programs also in France, Mexico, and Sweden For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin-Platteville 308 Warner Hall Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In their book, "In Search of Excellence," Thomas Peters and Robert Waterman talk about the shared basic principles of management — action stimulating, people oriented and profit maximizing — all practices which are readily transferable. In attempting to increase the quality of an institution, whether a big business, a small business or an educational institution, the investigation involved will be a complicated and time-consuming task. Parkside has recently developed the Freshman/Sophomore Taskforce to address some problems that relate to increasing Parkside's quality. "It's a fairly broad charge," commented Dr. Robert Canary, Committee chair. "We're trying to investigate ways in which the university can move forward, especially during the freshman and sophomore years when so many of our students transfer." One of the main problems the task force deals with is retention. "Retention is a problem, not so much as a problem itself, but as a symptom to realize there are things we could be doing better," stated Canary. "We have a lot of people entering who have a good potential to make it through, but they drop out. For some reason they get sidetracked. It's not necessarily a lack of academic skill, it may be a failure on the part of the university to make clear what it takes to get through early enough in the game." Canary explained that Parkside's problems don't exist just because it's an urban public college. "We do have a better program to offer. We have a good curriculum and we have very high standards for our faculty. It's really a matter of taking advantage of that." The committee is looking at questions of more active preparation in regard to the local high schools and Gateway Technical Institute. "We want to expand the ways we deal with people when they first arrive. We have to let them know what it takes to survive in the Skills Program, in the Breadth of Knowledge program. Factors that will help students develop are part of a good feedback to involvement." Canary talked about involvement as central in general to the success of the university and the students within it and he talked of involvement as central to retention. "We have to ask ourselves if there are ways we can build an environment that makes students more involved. CROSSWORD PUZZLER Puzzler answers on Page 10 ACROSS 39 Channels 42 Organs of hearing 43 River Islands 44 Fruit 46 Middle East peninsula 48 Flying Insect 51 Sum up 52 Small bottles 54 Born 55 Dance step 56 Roman official 57 Female: colloq. 1 Opening 4 Slumber 9 Solemn promise 12 Ventilate 13 Kind of beer 14 Retirement-plan inits. 15 Delaying 17 Spanish pots 19 Doom 20 Bad 21 Twirl 23 Russian tea urns 27 Liquid measure 29 Same as 30 Italy: abbr. 31 Abstract being 32 Choice part 34 Resort 35 Latin conjunction 36 Danish measure 37 Guide DOWN 1 Aeriform fluid 2 Be ill 3 Gains 4 Narrow opening 5 Paths 6 Urge on 7 College degree: abbr. 8 Incites to anger 9 Pretentious rural residence 10 Anglo-Saxon money 11 Existed 16 Diminish 18 Animated 20 Send forth 21 Slumber 22 One of Columbus's ships 24 Place in line 25 More mature 26 Asterisks 28 Pertinent 33 Limbs 34 Scorching 36 A continent 38 Athletic group 40 Smoothes 41 Short period 45 Gaelic 46 Weaken 47 Mountain on Crete 48 Siamese native 49 Beverage 50 Lamprey 53 Cyprinoid fish © 1985 United Feature Syndicate Involvement isn't like teaching in the classroom. It's a teaching, a learning within the university, it's what the student takes out, it's what the student learns that is our real measure of success." Getting students directly involved in the learning process is on the agenda for the task force. "We should take advantage of our current and advanced students in dealing with those students coming in. At a residential campus people learn a lot about how to cope with college. If we could set up some thing here to encourage that, it would be great. A l ot of times students are a lot more willing to listen to other students. You tend to understand something better when you teach it. You tend to become more involved in it and more interested in it when you can pass it along." The development of Parkside's excellence in education will depend a great deal on the students themselves. "It depends on the students' intellectual and personal development. It's part of what the traditional- age students are going through. What is it that they want to be? College can help them figure that out. We don't want to choose between preparing people for a job or giving them a liberal education. All the evidence suggests that there will be 4 or 5 shifts in what we will do with our lives. Career Preparation is important, but a general skill and knowledge to adapt to the changes will be vital." Conscience Crises "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" will be the topic of a non-credit course offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Thursdays beginning April 18. Cost of the course, to be taught by Rabbi Marc Gruber of Kenosha's Beth Hillel Temple, is $19. To register, call 553-2312. The course will include an introduction to different types of ethical thinking, systems for making value judgments and the various procedures for deciding ethical conflicts. Crises of conscience in the areas of war and peace, economic justice, environmental concerns and decisions about life and death will be explored. The course will focus on how advancing technology affects ethical questions. Brown bag health luncheon "Non-Traditional Sources of Health Care" will be the topic of a free public Wellness Brown Bag Luncheon, sponsored by Parkside's Office of Continuing Education from 11:50 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 17, in Union Room 104. Speaker will be John Burkhardt, of the Kenosha Youth Foundation. Persons are encourage to bring their own lunches or purchase food at the Parkside Union Dining facility. Preregistration is requested by calling 553-2312. See Castles in the Air And learn your way around the world University of Wisconsin Platteville RANGER 5 BSE Graduate grants open for studies abroad Nationally known scholar visits The United States Information Agency (USIA) and the Institute of International Education (HE) announced that the official opening of the 1986-87 competition for grants for graduate study or research abroad in academic fields and for professional training in the creative and performing arts is scheduled for May 1, 1985. It is expected that approximately 700 awards to over 70 countries will be available for the 1986-87 a cademic year. The purpose of these grants is to increase mutual understanding between the people of the United States and other countries through the exchange of persons, knowledge and skills. The grants are provided under the terms of the Mutual Educational and Cultural Exchange Act of 1961 (Fulbri ght-Hays Act) and by foreign governments, universities, corporations and private donors. Applicants must be U.S. c itizens at the time of ap plication, who will generally hold a bachelor's degree or its equivalent before the beginning date of the grant and, in most cases, will be proficient in the language of the host country. Except for certain specific awards, candidates may not hold the PhD at the time of application. Candidates for 1986-87 are ineligible for a grant to a country if they have been doing graduate work or conducting research in that country for six months or more during the academic year 1985-86. Creative and performing artists are not required to have a bachelor's degree, but they must have four years of professional study or equivalent experience. Candidates in medicine must have an M.D. or equivalent degree (e.g., D.D.S, O.D.) at the time of application. Application forms and further information for students currently enrolled at Parkside may be obtained from the Fulbright Program Adviser John Campbell, WLLC 346 (552 - 2006). The deadline for filing applications is September 16, 1985. Professor Ralph K. White is the visiting scholar on campus this week, sponsored by the Parkside Honors Program. Dr. White, whose specialties include international conflict and war propoganda, is currently Professor Emeritus in Social Psychology at George Washington University. White earned his Ph.D in Psychology at Stanford University. He has taught Psychology at several universities, has worked for the CIA i n the analysis of Communist propaganda, has done research on public opinion overseas — especially in the USSR, has worked with Kurt Kewin and Ronald Lippitt on autocratic and democratic atmospheres in children's groups, and has first-hand experience in Moscow, Berlin and Saigon. His numerous articles and publications vary in subject from the nature of war propaganda, the Cold War autocracy and democracy, the Vietnam War and the Arab-Isaeli conflict, to US-Soviet relations and the prevention of nuclear war. His extensive experience and knowledge in these areas have proved to generate much interest on the part of fa culty and students. White, whose stay extended from Tuesday, March 26 to Thursday March 28, enjoy ed a busy schedule of class lectures, lunches with faculty members, dinners with faculty and students and a public presentation, "Teaching Peace at the College Level." His lectures in the political science and history classes dealt with US-Soviet relations and efforts to keep peace. Author Antler reads poems Friday The poet who calls himself "Antler" and is the author of the nationally- acclaimed poem "Factory" will give a free public reading of his work at 1 p.m. Friday, March 29 in the Overlook Lounge of the Library. Antler is a native of Milwaukee who, according to prominent poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti, publisher of City Lights in San Franciso, is "the next Great Lakes poet to be discovered." "Factory" is a long poem that recalls the months Antler was employed at Milwaukee's American Can Co. The monotonous routine and noisy machinery "released Harbeson spoke at Harvard Parkside political science professor John Harbeson spoke recently at a major symposium at Harvard University on the subject of pluralism and democracy in Africa. Harbeson, a recognized authority on African politics, presented a paper titled "Constitutions and Constitutionalism in Africa: A Tentative Theoretical Exploration." The symposium was attended by internationally-known scholars from throughout the world. Harbeson is author of the book Sample ballot for election RACINE Mayor Dale C. Zierten Stephen F. Olsen Circuit Court Branch i John C. Ahlgrimm Circuit Court Branch VI Wayne J. Marik William R. Binetti Justice of Supreme Court Nathan S. Heffernan State Superintendent of Public Instruction I.W. Poehlman Herbert J. Grover Racine Unified School District No. 1 Members at Large (3 seats) E. John Graham, Jr. Margaret Smedegaard Marilyn L. Langdon Bernice M. Thomson Diane B, Tetrault Eileen R. Boutan KENOSHA Supreme Court Justice Nathan S. Heffernan State Superintendent of Public Instruction I.W. Poehlman Herbert J. Grover Circuit Court Branch I David M. Bastian Circuit Court Branch II William U. Zievers Circuit Court Branch VI Jerold W. Breitenbach Mario J. Ventura, Jr. Kenosha Unified School District No. 1 Members at Large (3 seats) Jeffrey L. Leisner Joan Haubrich Renee C. Leisner Irwin Stengert Carl W. Podella APPLICATIONS Now Being Accepted for CAMPUS AMBASSADORS A New Student Orientation Program The campus ambassador at Parkside is responsible for assisting faculty and administration with the introduction of the total university experience to incoming students. Applications are due Thursday, April 4, at noon and are available at: Student Activities Office (Union 209) Student Development (WLLC D 175) Union Info Desk flights of speculation and anger which Antler captured in long-lined verses that sing with driving rhythms...' Factory' makes clear the feeling of restraint common to people trapped in the urban routines of the Great Lakes' states industrial setting," said a Milwaukee Sentinel reviewer. Antler also writes about nature, calling himself t he "Ambassador of the Wilderness." He spent years traveling through the rural wilderness of the West Coast. Antler, who holds a bachelor's degree in anthropology and a master of fine arts degree in English from UW-Milwaukee, has written poems that have appeared in many publications, including American Poetry Review, Total Abandon, Earth First!, New Directions Anthology, Minnesota Review and The World. "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and is currently working on two other books. He served as research fellow and lecturer at the University of Nairobi from 1965 to 1967 and as visiting professor of political science at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia from 1973 to 1975. He recently helped draft, for the Agency for International Development, development and management policies for the African nations of Botswana, Lesotho, Liberia, Uganda and Kenya. RA applications available Applications are now being accepted for Resident Assistants at Ranger Hall in the Racine YMCA for the 1985-86 year. Applications are available in the Student Housing Office, Union 209. They a re due immediately. A Resident Assistant earns a free room at Ranger Hall for performing required duties. To qualify a student must have at least a 2.0 grade point average. The job of an RA is one of responsibility. It is definite plus on a student's resume when they look for positions in the future. Direct any questions concerning the available RA positions to Shirley Schmerling, Housing Coordinator, 553-2320, or stop in at Union 209. Logo contest announced The Parkside Orientation Program, POP, is sponsoring a logo contest for all interested artists. All entries should be centered around the Parkside campus and the development of a solid student life here. All des igns should be submitted to Alice Johnson in WLLC D-175 by April 12. T he Parkside Orientation Program Committee is a newly formed organization on campus with the goal of creating a dynamic orientation program for new and incoming students. How to break into management with no prior experience Become an officer in the Army National Guard. Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full-time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more information call: > | | , 6 5 4 - 5 1 7 9 Americans at their best. 6 Thursday, March 28, 1985 RANGER Week at the Park Of lampoons, libels and lies Club Events EVENTS Thursday, March 28 MOVIE: "The Terminator" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "Problem Solving and Decision Making" by Ruth Huitema at 6:30 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. SLIDE/LECTURE: "The Faces of Southern India: People, Places and Precambrian Rocks" by Prof. Richard Ojakangas of the University of Minnesota-Duluth at 8 p.m. in Moln 105. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, March 29 WORKSHOP: "How to Survive From 9 to 5" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 104-106. Call ext. 2312 for more details. POETRY READING: "Factory" by Antler of Milwaukee at 1 p.m. in the WLLC Overlook Lounge. The event is free and open to the public. TALK: "Recognition of Proterozoic Glacial Deposits: North American, Finland and South Africa," by Dr. Richard Ojakangas, Department of Geology, University of Minnesota-Duluth, 1 p.m., Greenquist 113. The lecture is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "The Terminator" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Sunday, March 31 MOVIE: "The Terminator" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 1 ROUNDTABLE: "Of Lampoons, Libels and Lies," by cartoonist Gary Huck at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is open to the public at no charge. COURSE: "What to Look for in Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129. Excellence award sought The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nominations for the 1985-86 T eaching Excellence Awards. The awards are given to up to two faculty members who have shown outstanding teaching ability during the past year. Nomination forms will be available in the PSGA Office (WLLC D137), Ranger Office (WLLC D139), SOC Office (Union 203), Library Learning Center, all division offices and at the Union Information Desk. The nomination forms may be deposited at the pickup locations. Forms will be accepted from March 21 to March 29. Students may nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomination. Students are limited to one nomination each. All continuing full-time members of the faculty and academic staff are eligible to receive the award. The winners of the award in the last two years will not be considered eligible to win the award this year. In addition to the student nominations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top ten percent of the faculty in their divisions. The Awards Committee, composed of four students and four faculty members, will then weigh the divisions chairs' recommendations, along with the student nominations, to determine the award winners. Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, are the rationales behind the nomination. These will be weighed with the divisional chair's nomination rationales. Past winners of this award include: Don Kummings (1977), Teresa Peck (1978), Chong-maw Chen (1978), Tim Bell (1979), Robert Esser (1980), Oliver Hayward (1981), Wayne Johnson (1982), Keith Ward (1982), William Rieber (1983), Douglas DeVinny (1984) and Ken Hoover (1984). Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, April 2 WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in Moln D128. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Advertising in a Small Business," starts at 6:30 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. OPEN HOUSE: for prospective students and their families at 7 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Wednesday, April 3 COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring an open stage from 12 noon to 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Physics talk scheduled On Wednesday, April 3, Dr. James Jorgensen of the Argonne National Laboratory will talk on the use of neutrons in studying the structure of matter. As is well known, atoms consist of protons, neutrons and electrons. The protons and neutrons together form the atomic nucleus which is in turn surrounded by a swarm of electrons. Dr. Jorgensen, a pioneer in the field of neutron scattering, will give a general talk surveying the current application of this technique in solid state physics. The talk is scheduled for Wednesday, April 3, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Room 230 of Greenquist Hall. All are welcome. Editor's note: This week the Ranger encountered an unfortunate mishap — all of the notices of club events turned in. this week were stolen by unknown individuals. We attempted to reach as many clubs as possible to get the information they originally wanted printed this week, but unfortunately we were unable to reach all of them. Wre sincerely apologize for any problems this may have caused any clubs. Art Addicts Same time, same place, Monday April 1, at 1 p.m. in CA D141. All you missing members please attend. We need you for our elections and we need volunteers to accept work for our student art show. If you can not attend, see the sign up sheet on the bulletin board in the Art Addicts Hall Way. See you there!!! Pi Sigma Epsilon The next Pi Sigma Epsilon meeting is Monday, April 1 in Moln 109 at 1 p.m. Things to be discussed include the Easter Egg Hunt, April 3, Initiation on April 13 and Loop 500 on April 24. Group pictures will be taken for the PSE scrap book. Please wear your sweatshirts. IVCF On Wednesday, April 3, Inter- Varsity Christian Fellowship will have a social in place of the usual topical meeting. Join us for some singing, worship, games and an uplifting experience. This will take place at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. Geology Colloquium Internationally recognized geologist Richard W. Ojakangas, professor at the University of Minnesota- Duluth, will give a free public slideillustrated lecture titled "The Faces of Southern India: People, Places and Precambrian Rocks," at 8 p.m. Thursday, March 28 in Moln 105 and again on Friday, March 29 at 1 p.m. in Grnqst 113. All are welcome to attend. Hispanic Club The next Hispanic club meeting will be on Wednesday, April 3, at 1 p.m. in Union 104. The club is presently working on increasing student participation, membership and activities to celebrate the upcoming Cinco de Mayo (May 5) holiday. Your input to both groups is needed if the activities are to be successful. Last year's committee had a panel discussion of topics related to Hispanic Americans and a dance with a band playing both American and Latin Music. Elections for next year's officers will be held sometime during this semester so begin thinking about them. La proxima reuion del Club Miecoles, el 3 de abril, a la una de la tarde, en el cuarta 104 de la Union. Presentemente, el Club esta trabajando para aumentar participacion y miembros en el Club. Ademas, estamos planiando actividades par celebrar la fiesta del Cinco de Mayo. Un comite uriiversitario, separado del Club, esta encargada del planiar actividades para el Cinco de Mayo. El ano pasado hubo una discusion de temas de interes para hispanoamericanos y un baile con musica Americana y latina. El Club y el comite niversitario necesan su contibucion de ideas para que el prorama tenga exsito este ano. Open house scheduled An open house for prospective Parkside students and their families will be held beginning at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, April 2 in the Communication Arts Theatre. The program, which lasts until Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge MY GUEST TONIGHT IS JOHN HINCKLEY JR., WHO STANDS TO TAKE 25% OF THE PROFITS FROM THE FORTHCOMING BOOK: ? THE DAY I SHOT THE PRESIDENT: THE JOHN NOW, JOHN, 1 THOUGHT V FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITED CONVICTED CRIMINALS FROM PROFITING FROM THEIR CRIMES. J WELL, YOU SEE, 1~-- VAUGHN, I WAS NEVER CONVICTED: I WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE ALTO BANK 24-HOlR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. about 9 a.m., will include facultyled informational sessions on academic programs at Parkside, a financial aids session, information on housing and student services and a tour of the campus. Participants will have a chance to meet informally with faculty, staff and students and will be given general information on admissions and academic placement. A number of faculty and students will set up displays to illustrate various academic majors. Representatives of Peer Support, a student organization that assists the university's older students (age 23 and over) will be available to answer questions. Open House parking will be available in both the Communication Arts and Union lots on the campus Outer Loop Road. For more information, call the Student Services Office at 553-2000. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PA RKSIDE U NION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security: involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Wednesday, April 10. mtip And hey, be careful out there. •m m tvm Umm » 9m t*m- fesd s? « by mi m$ ' '"'f'' { '*V*/J*^' *'^i•f*cl:M'*IM*I;I R**a-i<M* fcJnjjtl Poster artist Dane-VanDvke an by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor I'm sure you've noticed the wonderful posters that announce upcoming theater productions at Parkside. The woman behind these posters is freelance artist Laurel Dane-VanDyke. Dane-VanDyke has been designing graphics for the theater department since her husband, Dramatic Arts Professor Leon VanDyke, began teaching here. "It seems like I've done the graphics for every show he's done since I met him. When he taught at Northwestern, it got so that I was doing graphics for all the shows. When we came here, there was no one doing that job. The graphics people at Parkside wouldn't handle the theater department, for some reason. So I decided to do it." Dane-VanDyke said the ideas for her graphics come from many sources. "I think it's really essential that, if you're doing a job for someone, make sure your design fits the weekend designing this thing with heavy rock music on the radio, which is something I normally don't work to. It got me in the mood, and the designs worked out quite well." Dane-VanDyke's main concentration is as a sculptor. She attended Albion College in Michigan, where she concentrated more on painting. "I was doing these very large, serious paintings. Then, in my senior year, I began making these little paper sculptures. I made them small so I could hide them in a drawer in my studio. Meanwhile, I was still doing these big, serious, ten or twenty foot paintings. "I heard, years later, a wonderful term by the art critic Lucy Lippard, who referred to things like I was doing as 'closet art.' And, in many cases, that is, in fact, real art. You're in transition at that point; you won't admit it to yourself, you hide it in a drawer, but you still want to make that stuff. So I began to jettison the paintings pretty quickly and started making sculptures. Then I went to Rhode Island School of Design for two years as a .graduate student and that was terrific." At the moment Dane-VanDyke is working on two Parkside related projects. One is creating a smaller version of the display for the Wellness Program. "The women who run the program want a small version of the display that will fit in a briefcase so they can take it to other schools and show them how the program looks and how the display looks." The other project is designing a cover for a new socioiyKSKYW ® SSg: Y 'y'W8%X 1 * : • I 0 1 0 0 0 : 0 : • '00.. 0 v.00^\v: •../v - - 0 •; ~ But that's no problem. They're the worst police force - - -in the* Jlnirrcrco THE FUN BEGINS MARCH 29th AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU! RANGER 7 Thursday, March 28,1985 Intern sought for position Applications for Student Life Post Bachelorette Internship will be available beginning April 1 in the Career Planning and Placement Office and at the Union Information Desk. This will be a one-year working and learning experience in the campus' student life. The position will begin July 1 and run for one year for a Parkside Graduate. asset logical periodical. "I'm doing that for Michael Bassis. It's a new national magazine, so we want to kick it off with a dynamite cover design." Dane-VanDyke feels her life in art is very satisfying. "I never thought to get rich quick. I decided somewhere that I wasn't going to do that in my life. So what? It beats being a stockbroker. They make money, but I'd be bored to death. You can't thwart people's natural urges. You can try, but you get real unhappiness." Theater specifics of the job. The first thing in the theater is: read the play. That gives you your own impression of i t. Sometimes the period the play is set in, the plot or the title will give you an idea. I also talk to the director and scene designer. "Sometimes," she continued, "even music can help. I once had a job doing a series of posters for a health department in Evanston geared toward teenagers. They were starting a clinic for teens, mostly girls. I had to gear the graphics around where the teenagers were at. I spent the entire Book review Maltin discusses "The Disney Films 99 by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Leonard Maltin's book "The Disney Films," published by Crown, is a very accurate, affectionate and sincere look at the work of one of film's greatest and most innovative filmmakers. The book has complete credit listings and critical evaluations of the Disney feature films, as well as several other chapters listing Disney's achievements with cartoons, nature films and television, as well as productions released by the studio after Disney's death in 1966. "A lot of Walt Disney's live action work was overlooked and underappreciated," said Maltin during a recent interview. " 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People' is to me one of the great fantasy and special effects films of all time, and it bothers me that more people don't know that. Another of his best pictures, 'So Dear To My Heart,' is a flim that just never found an audience and probably never will." Maltin originally wrote "The Disney Films" for publication by Crown in 1973. This new version, released in January of this year, adds information on subsequent film releases (up to and including the recent "Splash") as well as information on cable TV's Disney Channel and the release of Disney films on video tape. "I originally decided to do a book on Disney because nobody had ever done a book on all the films. I was interested in them, I Leonard Maltin had grown up watching them, so I thought it would make an interesting book," said Maltin. With Walt Disney's career responsible for such a vast amount of work, Maltin had to come to a decision regarding just what aspect he was to elaborate on. "Well, I started with the feature films," said Maltin, "and saw that it was going Carmen releases new LP by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor During the early and middle seventies, Eric Carmen's group The Raspberries turned out first-rate adolescent pop rock. Picking up a copy of their greatest hits is still a decent idea, as the songs have withstood the test of time rather well. Since then Carmen has done solo work with "Never Gonna Fall in Love Again" and "All By Myself" being among the most notorious hits. Carmen traded rock for second generation schlock as far back as 1977, so his latest self-styled LP on Geffen isn't too surprising. The only astonishment this record offers is that Carmen is searching so hard for a musical niche, he has reworked not only Eric Carmen formulas, but others of his songs. "I Wanna Hear It From Your Lips" has too many uncomfortable similarities to Springsteen's "Fire." "I'm Through With Love" is even more similar to Carmen's own "All By Myself," while "You Took Me All th e Way" is a blatant remake of the old Raspberries' hit "Go All the Way," the original remaining the quintessential bubblegum statement of teenage sexual angst. "American as Apple Pie" has him attempting to be Springsteen without the Boss' anger or passion, while "The Way We Used to Be" is just mewly crap in the tradition of Barry Manilow or Lionel Richie. In his search for his musical "self," it is unfortunate that Carmen didn't discover that The Raspberries WAS that necessary poprock niche. When he passionately sang "Want a hit record, yeah..." with that group, I don't know that any of us realised his want was so desperate he'd sell out his creativity completely to banal mush acceptable only to adult contemporary radio. ********************************************* *5 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pork/s Tavern & Fast becoming the talk of the town' 2109-2117 91st St- • Kenosha Lounge • • • • EVERY WEEK * • * • *1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... **Bar Stool Races I **Nuts & Bolts Contest **Water Balloon Fights 25< Tap/75* Mixed/ $2 Pitchers Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tabl e s • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! * * * * * * * * * I* * * * * * * * * * * * * to be such a big project on its own it wouldn't leave me much room to do other things, so it was as simple as that." In regard to the recent cable and video releases of Disney's work, Maltin stated, "I think it's great. I think it has acquainted and re-acquainted people with the many really good films that he did, some of the nice work that was done on the TV show, and other things that had been sitting on the shelf or only available in 16mm for school presentations and such." As far as recent Disney releases are concerned, Maltin stated, "I think the talented people there can do something new that is quite wonderful. There is no longer a Walt Disney to inspire and prod the Disney Studios team to greater heights, but I think it's a mistake to compare what today's people do to what was done at that studio in the past. They're new people and these are different times." Walt Disney is definitely one of the most innovative and talented individuals in the history of motion pictures, feels Maltin. Terminator Walt Disney "Walt Disney is really a unique figure in the history of entertainment," said Maltin. "I can think of no one who wasn't a performer who left such an indelible stamp on everything he did. He had a belief about what entertainment should be and a vision about taking this medium forward that really set him apart from everyone else." Awful PAB presentation by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor In my review of "The Terminator" at the time of its initial release, I stated in The Ranger that it was the worst film of 1984. Watching "The Terminator" is tantamount to watching the Vietnam war: a lot of blood and guts with no point or reason. Arnold Schwarzenegger is cast as a machine (oh irony!) that travels back in time to kill the mother of his enemy so his enemy will never exist. Another of his enemies goes back to the same time to prevent Schwarzenegger from killing the mother of his future comrade. But this guy screws the mother, so he turns out to be his future comrade's father. Confused? Me, too! Schwarzenegger has almost no dialogue at all, which is a blessing of sorts, and his performance is every bit as stilted as ever. There apparently were no plans to give any depth to the character (or thing) that Schwarzenegger portrays in "The Terminator," so he is once again just a lumbering slab of dumb, destructive strength. The violence is very graphic, with the camera lingering long and lovingly on dying, bleeding victims crawling away in slow motion. Linda Hamilton, who plays the future mother, is utilized for her beauty (her bed scene with co-star Michael Biehn is the picture's attempt at eroticism for patrons who enter the show with rolled-up newspapers) and is given little to do in the acting department other than to look terrified. The plot is hopelessly far-fetched and silly, the gunplay unmotivated and especially grisly. While there is a great deal of action (sometimes a nice word for violence), "The Terminator" is no more than a bluntly visceral experience in the same league as the monster "Dirty Harry." There is literally nothing here that will please anyone with the ability to read. Camp for artists set ******************************************** A one-week "Great North Woods Art Camp" for persons interested in studying nature from a first-hand aesthetic perspective will be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from Sunday, June 2 through Saturday, June 8 at beautiful Red Cedar Lake, near Rice Lake in Barron County. Cost of the camp is $160 per participant. The fee covers food, instruction and lodging in the Knollwood Lodge overlooking the lake. To register and obtain more information, call 533-2312. Registration deadline is Monday, April 15. There are openings for 22 participants. Car-pooling will be arranged for the six-hour drive. The camp will be led by Parkside art professors David Holmes and Doug DeVinny, both of whom have exhibited their work regionally and nationally. "Drawing, watercolor, acrylic painting and maybe a little whittling are among the activities planned," said Holmes. A preliminary meeting to discuss logistics and principles of the art camp will be held at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, May 18 in C.A. Room 111. Persons interested in the camp are urged to attend. RANGER 9 Thursday, March 28, 1985 A pause in the disaster Behind the Sun by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Every year around Oscar time, newspapers, magazines and television are filled with interviews with Oscar nominees. I didn't feel that I had to stoop to that to get readers, so I decided not to interview these so-called "stars." (Besides, none of them would return my calls.) I decided instead that I would talk to one of the leading figures in the field of low budget films, Mr. Leon "One Take" Lipschitz. Q: Mr. Lipschitz, you claim that your movies have the lowest budgets in history. Could you clarify this? A: Well, the last film I made had a budget of $19.38. Q: How can you make films these days for so little money? A: Theft. Q: Theft? A: Yep. I steal damned near everything. Cameras, film, lights. You name it, we steal it. Q: Should you be admitting this? A: Oh, hey. Everybody knows it. Q: I'm surprised you haven't been arrested. A: Well, you see, no one has charged me with anything. Q: But you just said... A: I know. But what I didn't mention is that some of my best films have been shot through motel windows, in the back seats of cars, etc. Q: In other words, your whole operation is based on... A: Blackmail. Q: All right. Now, is it true you invented the so-called "slasher" film? A: Yes, that's very true. It was back in 1953. I made a film called "Kiss the Blood Off My Sister." It was the tender story of a girl, her somewhat enfeebled brother and the family dog. Q: A dog? A: Yes. I always like to put Workshop A "Dream Workshop" will be offered by Parkside through the Office of Continuing Education beginning Monday, April 15, 7-9 p.m. in Tallent Hall. This two-session workshop will include basic instruction, discussion and the sharing of dreams as well as practical methods to remember, record and interpret dreams and the symbols within them. A handout containing theories of dreaming, interpretation techniques and a reading list will be given each participant. Instructor John Andreozzi, of the Resource Center for Ethnic Studies and Neighborhood Organizing, has been instructed in the Jungian method of dream interpretation and has been teaching dream workshops in the Milwaukee area. The fee for this class is $10. For registration or additional information, caU 553-2312. Clapton LP hits the mark something in my films that appeals to families. In this case it was a cute, cuddly doggy. Q: And I suppose that in the end, the dog saves the heroine's life. A: No, not quite. Actually, he turns out to be a ruthless axe murderer and he chops her into little bits. This, of course, led to the sequel "A Hatful of Shirley," in which all of her pieces come to life and kill the cuddly little doggy in slow motion. It was a charming little film. Q: Sounds lovely. I recently saw one of your films "The Easter Bunny Massacre," and I was amazed at how good the special effects were, considering the low budget. A: What special effects are those? Q: The special make up in the death scenes. A: Oh, we don't use make up. Q: Then how do you achieve such realism? A: How else? We offed the actors. At the budgets we work with, I can't afford a make-up guy. Of course, we are running out of actors. Say, do you act? Q: Well I, I mean, I've done a little... A: How'd you like to be in my next film? I can see it now. You'd have a great death scene. We tie -you up and push you down a flight of stairs. Just like in "Kiss of Death." Ony in this one we'd put some sharp spikes and alligators at the bottom and... by J im Neibaur Feature Editor Some of the greatest guitar work on any rock and roll record has been performed by Eric Clapton. Clapton has shown capabilities in rock (Cream, Derek and the Dominoes), straight blues ("Nobody Knows You" on the Dominoes' LP "Layla"), even reggae (his cover of Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff"). He is perhaps best known as the master of a quintessential bluesrock fusion, emerging at a time when this musical combination was the rage among British rockers (The Rolling Stones and The Who in particular). Somehow Clapton manages to do effortlessly what others are struggling to accomplish. He has been capable of consistent high quality, "Behind the Sun," his latest on Warner's, yet another excellent showcase for his still impressive guitar riffs and gutsy blues-rock vo- Diamond Lif e Eric Clapton cals. "Forever Man," a danceable rocker, is the one chosen for top 40 radio, but perhaps the best cut on the album is "Something's Happening," a sixties-esque protest tune that makes a much stronger statement than any recent attempts by wimply new-wavers. The heartfelt camaraderie of the sixties experience (both musical and personal) is recalled perfectly by Clapton and, unlike recent attempts by John Fogerty or Mick Jagger, is successful in presenting itself during the eighties not sounding dated or out of place. Clapton's guitar work is especially impressive on the obligatory blues cut "Same Old Blues," while his performance of Eddie Floyd's R&B classic "Knock on Wood" puts the recent discofied Amii Stewart creeper to deserved shame. Production by Phil Collins comes to the forefront especially on the very meaningful and passionate title cut. Eric Clapton is one of the greatest rock musicians of all time. While others from his era (at a time when music really mattered) have either mellowed severely or thrown up their hands in frustration at their inability to adapt to musical and cultural changes, Clapton has maintained a firm handle on styles, statements and how to present them for maximum effect. "Behind the Sun" is definitely an LP that journeys deeper than the disc's surface grooves. Sade debuts with style by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "Diamond Life" is the new LP by Sade (pronounced SHAR-day), featuring the passionate and intimate vocals and songwriting of Nigerian- bom Sade Adu. Jazz and blues stem from African rhythms, Sade exemplifying the early development of this sound into its present day status as an art form. Her singing quality ranges from Billie Holliday to Rickie Lee Jones: moody, eloquent and powerful. The jazz-influenced tracks are similar to last year's LP by Everything But The Girl, another impressive group to emerge from England's new musical renaissance. "Diamond Life" is presently among the top selling LP's in Great Britain. Sade's vocals are backed by the Sade Adu saxophone and guitar of co-songwriter Stuart Matthewman, who exhibits a strong understanding for this musical style with expressive playing. The mood of the tracks is further set by pianist Andrew Hale and bassist Paul Denman. Often music becomes very standardized and thus less appealing, due to its lack of depth and substance. "Diamond Life" is a very offbeat, unusual record that displays great feeling and quiet passion utilizing its jazz and blues influences, combining them with contemporary production (sans the limitations of studio electronics), making a strong and effective statement. Mellow, but not dull; sophisticated, but not pretentious; "Diamond Life" is a very effective record that is well worth seeking out. It calls attention to a new musical talent that will bear some listening with ensuing projects. UNION SQUARE GRILL DAILY SPECIALS AFTER 4:30 P.M. HOURS: 11 am-2 pm 4:30 pm-7:00 pm MON. Turkey Nuggets w/sauce (BBQ, sweet-sour, hot mustard or horseradish) TUES. Pizza-By-The-Slice (Cheese & Sausage, Pepperoni or Veggies) WED. Stuffed Potato Skins (Mexican, Greek, Italian or Chili) THURS. Hot Subs 6 for 51.25 9 for 51.85 12 for 52.35 .50 2 for 1.79 1.49 f 10 Thursday, March 28, 1985 Men's basketball RANGER by Robb Luehr "There were only about 30 teams in the country that had a better record than we did." This, in the words of men's head basketball coach Rees Johnson, sums up Parkside's past season. The team had the best regular season record in school history with a 22-6 mark. Despite the record, however, Johnson had his share of difficulties with this team. "I didn't enjoy coaching this team as much as I've enjoyed coaching some of the other teams I've had," said Johnson. "The type of team we had was a group of individuals either searching for identity, for their position on the team or worth as a player. "At times in the year, I was really frustrated with the team because they weren't easy to coach. There were a lot of different egos, a lot of people going in different directions. It wasn't a team effort." Mark Zukley, a sophomore forward, said in regard to Johnson's comments, "I think he didn't like the attitudes on the team. There were many different and conflicting attitudes. People didn't always agree. Everybody had their own personality and it was hard to relate. "Everybody was trying to make a good impression early, because most of the people were new, and everybody was looking out for themselves instead of the team." Robert Jones, a center, didn't feel there was a problem, however. "The coach felt there was one so there had to be changes," said Jones. Junior forward Arthur "Jay" Rundles agreed with Jones and added, "Everybody got along pretty good." Jones said, "Coach's comments brought us together as a team and Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package A look back at a winning team made us do things more efficiently. "When coach came down on us, it gave us an incentive to play harder," added junior forward Cornell Saddler. In spite of the team attitude, Johnson said, "The biggest disappointment was how long it took the team to get together. "At Christmas time, we were really close, then we got set back by the southern trip and then coming home and getting beat by Stevens Point." Another disappointment was the lack of a team goal during the middle months of the season. "Not being in a conference race, you really don't have a hell of a lot to shoot for. All you can do is wait for tournament time," said Johnson. There were two turning points last season, according to Johnson. One was the Dec. 22 game against Green Bay. "We beat a team that's (NCAA) Division I — even though they're not a great one — by eig ht points at their place. That was a heck of a victory for us. It was our biggest test of the season at that point. It let our guys know they really were a good team." The other turning point was a three-game winning streak when the Rangers beat Oshkosh, Purdue- Calumet and Northeastern Illinois. "That stretch was important for us, to get our momentum going again," said Johnson. For the most part, however, Johnson praised his team's play and steady improvement throughout the season. "By the end of the year, culminating with the Eau Claire game, I was really quite pleased and proud of how much progress was made as far as team play was concerned. I think they made a lot of progress. t vo \Cen°s 2°d st" INSIDE MM MID-TOWN LOUNGE SPT» W*G5 Snacks, Pizza & Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 The teams we had before, with (Erik) Womeldorf and Rundles were pretty solid, but they were .500 teams. Now, all of a sudden they know they are a 22-7 team. They learned that they can really win." The Rangers' play late in the season has left Johnson with great anticipation for next season. "I wish the season started tomorrow. "We're going to be a very good team next year. Not only do we have talent and maturity, we have that experience. Now, they know what they have to do, what kind of togetherness they have to have. "They (team members) know the demands that are put on them and what's expected of them. They will be much more willing to do them next year, because they've been on the firing line this year." The players also are looking forward to next season. "We've got all the players coming back (except for seniors Womeldorf, Stan Cameron and Dave Sergeant), and I know we're going to win this district (NAIA District 14)," said Zukley. "Next year we'll be more united. I think we'll be killing teams instead of just beating them." Jones added, "I feel pretty confident about this team. We have a great chance of making it to the national tournament, because of returnees like Dennis Davis, Rundles, Vince Hall and Saddler. I'm sure they will be hungry enough to go after the title." Johnson feels the team's nucleus will be intact, though it'll lose three members. "This will be Rundles' fourth year, and Davis will be a senior. Saddler has matured extremely well. We have other young men, like Zukley, Jones and Mike Henderson, who have an awful lot of potential. "How much they mature in six months from now we'll know when we open up our season. We also have a couple of guys who have been delayed, like Dan Carrera and Jeff Rhodes. 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But he has paid off this debt And I sadly regret That a retraction will follow soon. Later. THE JEFF Slater smear campaign ends. Chapter 3: "The things I could have said about JEFF SLATER but didn't:" JEFF SLATER'S so cheap he can't afford to pay attention; JEFF SLATER may wear the pants in his relationship but Dawn buys them; Debit-Allowance for Bad Debts, Credit-JEFF SLATER; What do you get when you cross JEFF SLATER and a pair of roller skates? Answer: a cheap skate. JEFF SLATER wears a dress on ladies nite so he can drink for free. I retract. THE WOZ. WHO IS the NPSGA? Pass information to PLO (Parkside Liberation Organization.) ARE COMMUNICATIONSSSSSSS Majors really that picky? MIKE F: If you don't start making a tear sheet list for me, it may be the end for you. A.B.M. TO PLO: NPSGA are $%•*$. that's what! NPLO CHURCH OF Fun meeting Friday night. BE there or be neg fun. ISN'T KEITH Harmann a devoted Communicationsssss Major? Bus. Mgr. HAVE YOU joined the Church of Fun yet? 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U* (SMlie l^ureet Puzzler Answer % » 20 OFF All Nuts Week of April 1 G A P IS L E E |P tv O W A 1 R 1 L A G E R 1 R A S L O W 1 N G O L L A S F A T E E V 1 L S P 1 N S A M O V A R S L 1 T E R L 1 K EJ| 1 T E N S E T 1 T E ms P A E T A L E N lis T E E R P |A S S A G E s E A R S A 1 T S p E A RJ S 1 N A 1 T E R H 1 T E A D D V 1 A L s 1 N E E P A SL E| D 1 L E|1 G A L We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts i Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 6 • • • • • • • • • • • • RANGER 11 Thursday, March 28, 1985 Tennis Team is stronger than last year's by Kimberlie Kranich "This team has a competitive attitude. They love to play for a point. They play that point out. I like that," said Dick Frecka, coach of this year's men's tennis team. After over three weeks of practice, Frecka has a good idea of what his team looks like. "I would say that ability-wise, we should be stronger than we were last year. This year we've got good balance. The top six players are going to be pretty close. Number one probably won't beat number six more than 6- 2 or 6-3." The top six players are third-year man Art Shannon, first-year men Chris Schuleit, Tom Hermes, Dan Hyatt, Dave Hyatt and Tom Pacetti, and second-year man Frank Mejia. Second-year men Alan Elsmo, Brian Langenbach and Mike Roszkowski and first-year men Dan Kitzmann and Keith Strand complete the twelve-man squad. With the exception of a few warm days, the majority of practices have been indoors, squeezing twelve players onto three courts. Securing gym time is a problem because tennis has to share the gym with baseball, softball and track. "It's hard sometimes to get the players to come at the times the gym is available. We're not alone; the other sports have had the same problem," said Frecka. Practicing inside can also present adjustment problems. Frecka said the biggest adjustment problem is lighting. "Outdoors you see the ball so much better. The disadvantages of outside courts are temperature, wind and surface factor. The outdoor courts are also much slower than the indoor courts." Whether inside or out, the men will be tough. "This year we have experience. If everybody stays healthy, we'll be all right." Meet famous athletes• and more — join the Ranger Staff. WLLC-D139A. Although the team is twelve players strong and only six can play at any given time, Frecka said he likes big teams. "I don't like to cut. I've had players who didn't make the top six in their freshman year and in their senior year they were playing one, two and three. They had the ability; they just didn't have the experience." In addition to the team's ability, their attitude will affect their success. "The attitude of the team seems to be pretty positive. Everybody's pumped up about the drills and there is no negative chatter. Mejia and Shannon decided not to take full-time jobs, and their presence on the team will add some depth," said Hermes. Frecka looks for a positive team attitude, also. "My main concern is not whether we win each match, but that individuals become a team and show consideration for one another." A tennis player himself, Frecka knows what it takes to become a winner and gives advice and encouragement to his players. "I tell them, win if you can, get beat if you must, but don't lose. "There's a difference. If you go out there and you're hitting good shots and your opponent is hitting better shots and winning points, you're not losing to him. But, if you go out there and the person on the other side of the net isn't as good as you are, and you're hitting the ball into the net, then you're losing to your opponent — h e's not beating you." The men have their first meet Tuesday, April 2 against Carroll College at 3 p.m. on the Parkside courts. Wrestlers are disappointed in NAIA National Tournament The wrestling team, seeded seventh in the nation, placed 24th in the NAIA National Tournament held in Jamestown, North Dakota March 7-9. Six wrestlers competed in the tournament, but only two left with Ail-American honors. "I thought we wrestled much poorer than what we were capable of," said Coach Jim Koch. "If these boys would have wrestled close to their seeds, probably we would have placed seventh." Individual seedings were Jack Danner-134 lbs.-ninth; Mark Dubey- 142 lbs.-ninth; Mike Muckerheide- 158 lbs.-fourth; Todd Yde-167 lbs.- fourth. Ted Keyes, 177 lbs., and Craig Patz, 190 lbs., were seeded third in their weight classes. Yde wrestled all the way to the semi-finals before losing to Howard Seay from Central State University, Oklahoma, 2-1. Seay went on to win second place honors in his weight class. Yde wrestled to fifth place in his weight class, which earned him Ail-American honors. Muckerheide, who also won All- American honors, wrestled to the quarter-finals and lost to Eric Lujan from the University of Southern Colorado, 16-6. In this match, Muckerheide hurt his shoulder, prompting Koch to default him out of the tournament. Muckerheide also won Academic All-American with a 3.6 GPA. "He could possibly have wrestled back for as high as third place. That hurt us, but his health is obviously more important than our placement," said Koch. Keyes, who missed All-American status, also won Academic All- American, with a 3.0 GPA. Koch said the team's finish was a personal disappointment because his team has in the past finished among the top ten. UW-P player Tennis schedule Tuesday, April 2 vs. Carroll, at home, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 13, vs. Moraine Valley, at home, noon. Monday, April 22, at Carthage, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 3 vs. Lake County, at home, 3 p.m. Monday, April 15, vs. Concordia, at home, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 24, at Carroll, 2 p.m. Friday, April 5, vs. Beloit, at home, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 17, vs. UWM, at home, 3 p.m. Friday, April 26, at Lake County, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 6, vs. Green Bay, at home, 1 p.m. Friday, April 19, at Beloit, 2 p.m. Saturday, April 27, at Concordia, 1 p.m. Wednesday, April 10, vs. Carthage, at home, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 20, at Moraine Valley, 1 p.m. Saturday, May 4, vs. Alumni, at home, 1 p.m. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION CASH-HANDLING ATTENDANT All positions available Fall semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Monday, April 15. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS UNION SQUARE BAR RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE All positions are available 2nd semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Friday, Dec. 14. -S - 12 Thursday, March 28, 1985 HANGER Wayne Dannehl The man behind the Phy-Ed administrator Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl came to Parkside in September, 1972, ready for home-town sports. After coaching and teaching for five years at a Big 10 School (University of Illinois), Dannehl wanted to move away from "things associated with big time athletics." Dannehl said, of "big time" schools: "They (student athletes) get a false sense of how important they are and I don't like that. That's part of our culture. "When kids get to think they're more important than the program, they're missing the whole point. That's why I never get too concerned about spectators." Dannehl settled into the small school atmosphere the same day the physical education building opened its doors. With this move came some changes. "The first year we spent a lot of time just getting the heat and water on." But another major change which occurred under Dannehl's direction was the inclusion of women's athletics on the college level. "We felt fairly proud that we were one of the first schools in the state, as well as in the nation, to have those opportunities for women." The only obstacle faced, said Dannehl, dealt with money. "That's by Steve Kratochvil Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the head coach of the Parkside baseball team, has done it all, from getting inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame to playing professional basketball and baseball. Oberbruner was born in Ashland, Wisconsin, where he excelled in several sports at DePadua High School. But baseball was his specialty. Toward the end of his high school career, Oberbruner had to choose between playing pro baseball and going to college; he opted for the latter. Oberbruner graduated from Notre Dame in 1940. "While I was at Notre Dame, I played professional basketball for the Pistons. You could do that back in those days." After graduation, Oberbruner played pro baseball for Fort Wayne, a team affiliated with the Cleveland Indians. He went on to play with the Boston Braves as shortstop and center fielder. His basketball career ended after the attack on Pearl Harbor, when he was drafted into the army. "I was really coming into my own at that point," said Oberbrunner. "When I got back I realized that I didn't have it any more." Unable to play competitively, Oberbruner got into the coaching field. He returned to Wisconsin in 1946 to help manage the Beloit team of the Central Wisconsin League. A "In addition to being the chief administrator of this unit. I put up with what they call the human side of the enterprise. All the nitty gritty problems that occur between persons end up here. " -Wayne Dannehl not to say we haven't had money for the programs, but when you add eight or nine women's sports, it involves a lot of money. "We really operate on a terribly low budget. If I had to do it over again, I would probably go for a lot more money to support the programs." Besides creating new programs, however, Dannehl is involved with administration.' "I'm responsible for the operation of the building, the phy ed, inyear later he was hired at Milton College, where he would spend the next 23 years in charge of the coaching duties for football, basketball and baseball. Oberbruner became the baseball coach at Parkside in 1970. " I came here primarily due to A1 Dearborn. He was dean of students at Milton before he took a similar position here. It was his influence that caused me to consider Parkside." Oberbruner signed 21 players to professional baseball contracts. His son, Jamey, a former Ranger, is one of them. "Speaking as a coach and not as a father, Jamey was probably the best player I ever coached," he said. "Jamey had all the tools to be in the big leagues. But he got caught in a numbers game and was released by Pittsburgh. It's really a shame he never got a good shot at it. "If Jamey had made it, I would have been the happiest guy in the world. That would have made everything complete, darn it." Oberbruner was recently elected into the Wisconsin High School Coaches Hall of Fame though he never coached a high school team. "Making the Hall of Fame is really something special to me. When I look back on all that has happened, it makes reaching the Hall of Fame something very special. "I'm directly connected with high schools. I recruit the boys for tramural and athletic programs, fund raising and making sure people stay within their budgets." The budgets have been met in all of Dannehl's 13 years. Included in the regular administrative affairs is Dannehl's duty to the community. He is presently involved in the Rotary Club and Kenosha Night at the Brewers. "As a member of Parkside's community, I also work in the local communities. That's kind of an obligation of the job, although I Ken "Red" Oberbruner college and help them get their degrees. Then I try to develop their skills for a professional contract. "I'm here at Parkside because I like people, college students in particular. I like to watch them grow academically and athletically. They should realize, however, that getting their degree is the most important thing." Oberbruner's name is in the Hank Aaron display at Milwaukee County Stadium, he has played against the Globetrotters and the list just goes on for Oberbruner, now 67 a nd a semi-retired teacher and coach. "I guess you could say I'm kind of a bird dog for the Pittsburgh Pirates, too," he said, referring to his casual scouting duties for the major league club. "I got a call the other day. The Brewers are looking for a pitching coach. Jamey would make a heck of a coach." don't mind doing it. "It also helps us, because when we need help, people are willing to come to us and help because we've been helping the community." Though Dannehl spends part of his time dealing with outside groups, most of his hours are spent dealing with inside problems. Just a few of the difficulties encountered range from recruiting new athletes to finding funding for post-season play. "Recruiting is a 'great chore' as a commuter campus. It's much more difficult from an administrative point of view than it is on a resident campus." Despite the difficulties, Parkside manages to produce athletes good enough to go to Nationals. Traveling and playing at Nationals, however, costs money, money which is not funded. Through the years, Dannehl has had to find ways to raise that money. "Our kids do quite well athletically, considering everything. It's a tribute to our kids and to the coaching. I got to figure out how the heck we're going to pay for all this stuff." "In addition to being the chief administrator of this unit, I put up with what they call the human side of the enterprise. All t he nitty gritty problems that occur between The seventh annual Whitewater Half-Marathon and simultaneous Four Mile Run will be held Sunday, May 5. Sponsored by Whitewater's Army ROTC Detachment and supported by Company 'E,' 2nd Battalion (TLAT), Wisconsin Army National Guard, the races will begin at 10 a.m. at the intersection of Prairie Street and Starin Road on Whitewater's campus. For the certified 13.1 mile Half- Marathon, trophies will go to the male and female winners. Medals will be awarded to the first three persons end up here." Dannehl welcomes each day with the knowledge it will be filled with challenge. He accepts the challenge thrown at him daily. One goal he has for the future of Parkside is an aerobic program with weight training. With this program. Dannehl hopes to bring more people out to the physical education building to use it. "We're (Dannehl and coach. Steve Stephens) chasing around trying to convince the people who have the money that we should expend this kind of money trying to involve more people in the program." All this effort coincides with Dannehl's hope to open the facilities to more people (students and faculty, as well as student-athletes). Dannehl is also working on making the gym a "street shoe" gymnasium, in which students have easy access to the gym. "Intramurals don't fly in a commuter school," said Dannehl. Instead, Dannehl sees the "street shoe" gymnasium replacing or supplmenting intramurals for those students who come and go. Dannehl is content with his position, saying he's in an ideal place. Dannehl can see through the murkiness of the daily dilemmas with a positive outlook. finishers in each of the following classes: male age 18 and under, 19- 24, 25-34, 35-39, 40-49 and age 50 and over; female, same as male, except the last class is 40 and over. Advance registration fee is $5, $6 on the day of the race. Registration must be completed between 7:30 and 9:30 a.m. Entry forms can be obtained by phoning the ROTC Detachment at (414) 472-1563, extensions 1747 or 1541, or by writing Army ROTC Detachment (RUN), UW-Whitewater, Whitewater WI 53190-1790. MILLER HIGH LIFE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Jackie Rittmer On the Florida softball trip, Jackie saved the first win over I.U.P.U.I. with a defensive play. She first caught a sinking fly ball to center field, and then picked the runner off th ird base, who thought the ball was going through. Jackie is a junior elementary education major. She is also a two-time NAIA All-American. Oberbruner inducted into High School Coaches Hall of Fame Whitewater Half-Marathon Set Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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NO* /-^V j Beatrice Thursday, April 1, 1985 Free, obviously Vol. 13, No. 100 Helms buys Chancellor seat - appoints Watts and Falwell by Bye Birdie In a surprise move Monday, North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms, the arch-conservative head of the Senate Agriculture Committee, bought the position of Chancellor at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. The post had been vacant since the sudden disappearance last week of Chancellor Alan Guskin. Guskin could not be reached for comment. In his introductory speech to students and faculty, Helms chuckled, "I've got a few little changes planned." The littlest of these, apparently, is that the university will officially defy the state's Indoor Clean Air Act. All classrooms, hallways and meeting areas will be designated as smoking areas, Helms announced, adding that each classroom will be supplied with a cigarette vending machine. While some students have questioned the wisdom of such a move, outgoing PSGA vice-president Paul Johnson predicted that student opinion would rally behind the new Chancellor. "I believe this is a decision we can all live with," Johnson said. "It isn't like there aren't going to be any non-smoking areas at all. I think Helms mentioned the power plant, behind the number two backup power generator, for example. Unfortunately, the new Chancellor made no mention of increasing the availability of co ffee. This is a point on which I'd like to see more deliberation." More controversial are the personnel changes which the Stranger has learned are being planned by the new administration. Several members of the faculty have already protested the selection of the Reverend Jerry Falwell to head the Life Science department. "What the hell qualifications has that man got in Life Science?" said one professor, who spoke on the condition that his or her name, department, gender, tenure status, address and hair color be kept confidential. "He's read every book on the subject he'll ever need to, starting with Genesis and ending with Revelation," replied Helms, who promised to find out every last little thing about the above professor and "deal with the problem as soon as possible." "The scientific theory of Creationism has most certainly been short-changed in American Higher Education," commented Falwell. "New evidence in favor of Creationism is being discovered every day. Why, archeologists have just unearthed the actual apple core from the fruit eaten by Adam and Eve. It did not evolve from a pomegranate, and carbon-dating dates it at not 25 billion but 6,000 years." Falwell also praised Helms' decision to institute a policy of opening each class period with a prayer. "With the record of education today, kids need all the help they can get," he explained. James Watts is slated to head the groundkeeping department. "I'm really looking forward to this job," the former Interior Secretary told the Stranger. "There is plenty of open space which the University is at present under-utilizing. That, what is it, wheat field on the east side of campus: who needs it? We could rent that space out to firms who need to dispose of their waste products. Studies show that the Pike River Valley could be rich in coal deposits, and extracting them could positively impact the tuition rates for decades to come. The new ROTC complex will obliviate the necessity of pruning that stupid forest my predecessors allowed to grow all over the south campus. But what I'm looking forward the most is the constrution of the MX missile silos between the inner and outer loop roads." There are more changes to come. Helms expressed concern with the Wyllie Library. "A lot of those books have got to go," he told a faculty meeting Monday night. "Decadence, immorality, and filth pervade those shelves. It's not just fiction — F. Scott Fitzgerald, James Baldwin and other inflammatory authors — b ut many of the so-called non-fiction books are dangerous as well. I've talked this matter over with Mr. Watt and clearly we cannot have all these discarded books lying all over the place, creating a litter problem. He and I agree that the most effective and ' environmentally soud means if disposing of the materials would be to burn them." The resulting uproar among the faculty was soon quelled by the beefed-up campus security force. Helms has stressed that the moral development of the students at P.U. is of prime concern to his new administration. In addition to the prayer time in all class periods _ a chapel will be added to the campus, taking the place of Union Square. Whether attendance will be mandatory has not yet been decided, said Helms. In a related matter, Helms expressed pleasure that the university has gotten rid of Gen Con. "That's a very dangerous game," he told a PSGA meeting Monday. "You get little children believing that they are demons, that they are suicidal maniacs, that they can become invisible at will and open locked doors with magical spells. Besides, have you ever seen any of those people? They're all GEEKS!" The Stranger has learned that the reason Helms has purchased the Chancellorship of P.U. is that he has changed his mind in regards to his efforts to buy the CBS television network and change its newscasting policies. Sources close to the Senator inform us that Helms seeks to win over the hearts and minds of persons aged 18-30, w hom he feels are ripe for the new conservative movement. Rather than forcing ideological change upon an established television network, the Senator feels that it is more cost-effective to force campus newspapers to promote the conservative line. The editorial staff of Stranger, however, maintains that the newspaper's integrity depends upon its independence from administration interference. Editor Jennie Tunkieicz (rhymes with munkieicz) has promsied that the Stranger will never knuckle under...(excuse me, I've got to answer the phone.) Hello? My transcripts? You can't... Now, just a minute... You wouldn't! You can't! You will? NO....anything but that! Wait! I'll tell you anything you want to know! I'll write whatever you say! You want to know who that professor is who doesn't like Falwell? Can I... Yes, sir. Certainly, sir. Of course, sir. Thank you, sir. Goodbye, sir. And in conclusion, the entire student body at Parkside is looking forward with anticipation and enthusiasm to the bright new era promised by Chancellor Helms, a right, true, Christian and upstanding human being — na y, saint, the boots of which I arp not worthy to lick the mud and scum off of with my own tongue. Let's all give him our full support. How about a nice round of applause for God's Gift to Parkside, Jesse "The Great" Helms! Let them eat it raw by All Means Last week a new food service took over the job of feeding hungry Parkside students. A spokesman for the Ralston Purina company said they will do all they can to insure that students are fed well. "We just recently expanded our operation to include running food operations for colleges," said company spokesman T. Ralph Bowouzer. "We are trying to move our image beyond that of just a pet food company." Bowouzer said that one way in which this image change will be accomplished is by the introduction of a new product: Purina College Chow. "New College Chow contains all the necessary nutrients needed for a busy college student. These nutrients are put together in a tasty, textbook-shaped nugget," said Bowouzer. "These nuggets have the additional feature of making their own gravy when you put water on them," he added. In an informal poll, ninety percent of students polled said they were unaware of the food sewice change-over, although most said they had noticed an improvement in food quality. Toss me a dorf by Bonds The Parkside Athletic Department, in conjunction with the International Person Tossing Federation, is sponsoring an event that could attract major attention to Parkside. The event is the "Dorf Throw," based on the popular and controversial dwarf tossing contests held in Australia. In this event, Parkside Ranger basketball star Erlan Wonderdorf will throw contestants as far as he can. A helmet and padding will be provided for the participants. The person thrown the farthest by Wonderdorf will receive free hospitalization at the instutition of his choice. The event will cost $5, with half the proceeds going to feed the residents of Ranger Hall. Entries are limited to the first 50 people to sign up. Entry forms are available at the Athletic Department office and major medical centers in Racine and Kenosha. Start Can you help Doug find his way through registration? L HO"] BOOKS FofJ 3 WEEKS ZL_J Default O/v Sro&E#T Loaw Sec-fion Closed TRY AGA/A// Finish V by Gones To have known him is to have forgotten him, but such is truly an unjust fate for one of the early pioneers of television spectery, Basil Wraithbone, perhaps best known as one of the original members of the Ghostly Trio of the Casper The Friendly Ghost series. Wraithbone, however, has been staging a comeback in recent years, and was gracious enough to grant me a recent telephone interview. "I was new to show business back then," the 120-year-old Wraithbone told me, speaking of his 1944 start with the Casper series. "In life, I had been a bassoon instructor in a little town called Shunk, Pennsylvania, but after my death in 1940, I passed on to other things." For a while, Wraithbone haunted a music store in Shunk, and that is how he came to break into show business. "It's the kind of thing you read about always happening to other people," he told me. "I was basically just hanging around the back room playing a bassoon, when this guy comes in and says to me, 'Hey, you play that thing real good.' Next thing I know, I'm in the theater, off-Broadway, in a musical revival of 'Spoon River Anthology.' I'd never been in a play before, but I decided, 'Hey! This is fun' and that's how it started." In 1944 Wraithbone got word that Famous Studios was planning a series featuring a friendly ghost, and he went to audition for the part. Wraithbone was turned down for the lead role, but ended up being cast as one of the series' regular villains. "They were looking for someone young, to appeal to the youth audience, for the leading role," Wraithbone explained. "Even with a falsetto, no one is going to believe I am a kid." And so the part went to Casper Wyman, then aged 43, a child vaudeville star who had suffocated to death in 1907 due to a large tomato thrown at him by an irate theater-goer in Toledo. In no time at all, the Casper series was a big success, and that is when the trouble started. Wraithbo- Chancellor applications sought Is a small liberal arts college what you're looking for? Are you bored? Do you hate Ohio? Would $62,000 a year help pay your gambling debts? Would you like your own private bar in your office? Could you tolerate driving an old station wagon, if it was free? Would you like a rent-free home where you wouldn't have to mow your own lawn or wash your own windows? If you can answer yes to two or more of the above questions, you might be qualified for the position of Chancellor — even if you can't read the questions, you may still be qualified. The Stranger is accepting applications for this rather dull, and certainly uneventful job. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY! Be the first Chancellor on your block. 10-year employment limit. Get your application today! Wraithbone, seen here at the 1952 gala opening of "She's Working Her Way Through College" with Ronald Reagan, no longer regrets having downed so many martinis that he barfed all over the future President's nice white suit. ne started hitting the bottle. Hard. "I can look back on the films now and see how badly it was affecting my work," said Wraithbone. "I was hazy and blurred and kept fading in and out all the time. You look at the outtakes and you can see shots of me falling flat on my face through the floor. It was bad. Production schedules also suffered; Wraithbone would show up at the shoots late or not at all — and sometimes he would arrive for the shoot and still not show up, totally forgetting to become visible, which drove the make-up crew crazy. Finally, the management of Famous Studios handed him his walking papers. "They slipped right through my fingers. I was in shock. I couldn't even hold on to a piece of paper." Wraithbone described his fight to free himself from the bottle as "one of the most terrible periods of my afterlife," but well worth it, and now he is concentrating on his comeback. "It was difficult after living down the reputation I had made during my drinking years," he admits. He was turned down for parts in "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" and "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir," among others, but by the late 70's the industry was ready to forget Wraithbone's past. His big break came when Steven Spielberg asked him to make a cameo appearance in his 1982 film "Poltergeist." "There's no doubt about it, Spielberg is one of the greatest directors alive today," said Wraithbone. "He has a real feeling for the afterlife. At times it made me think he may have been dead once himself, and I mean that as a compliment." I asked Wraithbone why he turned down a role in the 1984 blockbuster "Ghostbusters," starring Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd. "Murray and Ackroyd, they're two really funny men, and I really respect (Harold) Ramis, but I felt that film was demeaning to dead people. There's no understanding of what it means to be a dead person in society today. What of the future? "I'm looking at a number of scripts right now," said Wraithbone. "I've got one right here, called 'Jacques Brel is Deceased, Oh, Well, and Buried in Paris,' which looks mighty promising. It's a musical. That would bring me around full circle, I guess." More immediately, Wraithbone would like to return to visit Shunk, Pennsylvania, again. "I haven't been there in ages., it would be good to see my old haunts again." Do you have a small plot of unused land? \ An old garden? A window box? Now you can put these unused bits of land to work and help out your country at the same time. The U S needs MX Missile Sites. With 25 new missiles on the way we need places to put them. Fast. it's easy Just call or write and we'll send a grossly overpaid 8 government construction crew to your home within days to a begin work In just two years and 17 cost overruns, you'll have S a backyard to be proud of. And the best part is: your yard will ^ look just the same as before, except for the steel hatch and the 8 70 000 sq. ft. of poured concrete. 3 So if you want to help, just call 1-SOO-SKA-BOOM or write: ^ NUKE THEM RUSSKIES. Box 1000. Pueblo. Col. 81009. Spirited superstar from ghost to ghost Giant bagel attacks UW-P by Pass A 50 foot onion bagel invaded the campus today. Onlookers cried, "It was horrible, frightening!" A total of 30 people were injured as the leavened loaf lunked through the hallways. 15 people received squished appendages, and the other 15 wer e hospitalized for removal of embedded crumbs from their bodies. It is rumored that the bagel grew to its enormous size after an unknown student spilled radioactive coffee on it. The coffee was grown on a nuclear waste site as part of an environmental experiment program. "We were testing to determine the effects of nuclear waste products on waste-heads, so a college was the perfect surrounding. It's unfortunate that an innocent bagel was hurt in the process," said Nat Snora, Food and Drug Services Director at Sparkside. The National Guard was called in to stop the bagel from spreading terror across the city. The National Guard put a stop to the mammoth roll by freezing it in its tracks. But according to Snora the 50 foot frozen bagel will not be wasted. 25 aircraft flew the bagel to Ethiopia as Sparkside's contribution to famine relief. Snora said the Union also hopes to grow cream cheese and jelly by pouring radioactive coffee on the spreads. The humongous cheese and jelly will also be sent to Africa for use on the huge bagel. "Oy vey," said Snora. "A bagel without cream cheese is like an hour without a beer." Bagel attack captured by ace Stranger . Wraithbone Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Stranger, Volume 13, Issue 100, April 1, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Tubes interview Page 8 » Baseball Page 12 Woodstock remembered Page 7 Space Shuttle "Discovery9 has a Parkside connection The space shuttle Discovery, which went into orbit last Friday, has a strong Parkside connection. The shuttle is carrying an experiment designed by Keith Ward, a former Parkside chemistry professor and Mary Ann Perozzo, a 1983 chemistry graduate. Perozzo, 23, is a research assistant at the U.S Naval Laboratory in Washington, D.C. and Ward is a research biophysicist in that lab. Their experiment involves the growth of protein crystals in a weightless environment. The crystals were isolated by the researchers in the bioluminescent marine jellyfish, a species common to the world's oceans. Keith Ward It is hoped that the weightless environment will facilitate the growth of the crystals and make them easier to study. Perozzo said the two researchers are hoping to get the experiment back within a week. Since the crystals will grow more perfectly in a low gravity environment, she said, they will not only be able to study the structure of protein, which requires the proteiq to be in a crystal form, but they will also be able to study crystal development and growth. Ward, who taught chemistry at Parkside from 1976 to 1984, has been working on the experiment in Washington since October. Perozzo, who taught chemistry lab last semster, has been with the lab as Ward's assistant for several months. David Beach named Director of new advising center Thursday, April 18, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 27 by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor David Beach, associate professor of Psychology, has been named Interim Director of Advising an d Orientation for the newly developed Advising Center located in WLLC D-174 in th e former Career Resource Center. The Advising Center, which was established by the Faculty Senate last fall, will serve students who are admitted to Parkside under "conditional" status, which requires prescriptive advising. Beach said the Center will probably be operational to a limited extent in the fall semester. "I would like to contribute to student success at Parkside. Success, I feel, includes grades, but it goes f ar beyond. I hope to provide encouragement to students, prod them to think further and to explore and experience the full range of undergraduate education. I feel that if in a student's mind the classroom experience is more than 50 percent of their education, then that student is not getting an education. It's too seductive for students, faculty and staff to put on such a > conceptual blinder that they lose sight of the more general purpose and direction, to the detriment of all involved," said Beach. Beach is currently working on developing a steering committee for the Advising Center, as well as putting together a budget. "I am also developing some ways to invol- David Beach ve counselor, students, and various other groups, such as financial aids, in the Advising Center," said Beach. ' The Career Resource Center materials are now located in the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-173. Info counter opened on Concourse An academic information counter has been opened on the WLLC concourse across from the Library/Learning Center. The counter is staffed by Student Services personnel who will answer questions about enrollment and will refer students to staff, faculty or other campus or community resources. "The idea is to put ourselves and some of the services we provide more directly in front of the students. Staff felt that being in a highly visible and accessible location would make it easier for students to approach us and get information they need. A lot of s tudents may have questions or want more information about such things as general degree requirements, adding and dropping classes, registration, placement tests and many other things," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. Rubner said that after staffing the counter for only a few days this week, it is obvious, by t he number of students who have sought infor- Two phones have been installed at the counter — o ne is available for students to make quick on-campus calls or in the community, and another for staff to use to gather requested information or make referrals. „ The counter will be staffed in the morning and early afternoons and then again in late afternoon and. evening. A counselor is also on duty in WLLC D-175 Student Services office from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily andi to 4:30 p.m. on Friday. , J Up on a roof - The leaky roof of the Concourse walkway, which overlooks Inner Loop Road, is getting a needed repair job. Guskin discusses issues by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Chancellor Alan E. Guskin discussed the housing proposal, engineering accreditation and the catchup pay plan at the Open Forum on Monday. An aud ience member asked Guskin to explain the rationale for senior citizen housing which was part of the on-campus housing development proposal. "The marketing survey has shown that the current demand for senior housing is such that we're going to put the plan on the back burner for now. I do feel, though, that this project could benefit the university. Universities are prime places for the elderly. Elder Hostel programs have been very successful at other campuses. It would be exciting to serve that type of population at Parkside. We have also recently found that the market is not right yet for the married student housing. The price estimates for apartments are not consistent with what students indicated they would pay for rent when asked in a survey. Our present plan is to develop traditional student apartments for 300 to 350 students with six people per suite, two double and two singles. This plan is consistent to the original layout plan for Parkside. What makes this housing proposal unique is that it will be funded by private money and not funded by the state," said Guskin. When asked when the housing is projected to be completed, Guskin said, "If the Board of Regents approves the proposal in June, and I Continued on page 2 . . - t /DO YOU DIFFER WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON <RY . ANYTHING V WELL ^ ' I THINK T HAT MAROON TIE OF HIS WITH THE BLUE STRIPES IS L TOO WIDE... /"T WELL ^ DQ YOU DIFFER ' WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON ANYTHING «P THERE IS THAT T IE. 2 Thursday, April 18,1985 Editorial Remember the Holocaust by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In the period between 1933 and 1945, more than 29 million people were killed. Six million of them were killed because they were Jewish. On Monday, the film "To Bear Witness" was shown on campus. The film was developed by the United States Holocaust Memorial Council. Chancellor Alan Guskin commented before the film began, "We must never forget — not only Jews but every person — we must remember that this holocaust happened in one of the 'civilized' countries of the world. It is the best indication that intelligence and rational learning is not enough in educating people — we must also deal with our values of social justice, of commitment to a humane and just society. "Will a holocaust be repeated? Maybe not in the same grotesque manner as in Nazi Germany. But there are the 'killing fields' of Cambodia, the massacres in Africa, the wanton killing in almost every part of the globe. "People massacre others when they believe that the other is nonhuman or sub-human. What we must never forget is that all human beings of whatever beliefs, of whatever background, of whatever ethnicity, of whatever conditions, remain human beings and must be given the humane treatment, the same potential for hope, and to have the same ability to achieve a sense of integrity." "To Bear Witness" focused in on events throughout the holocaust period, the applicaton of anti-Semitic laws, Kristallnacht (the Night of the Broken Glass when anti-Semitic attacks took place in Germany and Austria), the deportation of 300,000 Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto to •Treblinka, the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto, the constant extermination of the Jewish population. The film brings out the concept that it was no longer a question of how one hopes to survive in the Nazi world, but for a Jew it became a question of how one chose to die. You could go down easy, just take it and die, or you could go down . more honorably, fightinbg, even though the chance for survival seemed unreachable. At one point in the film, the speaker comments that it was not a matter of "Hitler being so evil, but that millions had not the courage to be good." When liberation finally came, after the invasion by the Allied Forces, there may have been some cheering at the camps, but by then, for a lot of prisoners of the camps, it was too late. They had gone past the point of malnutrition and hunger, abuse and suffering to merely hanging on to be able to die in freedom. For some that was all the hope there was... Letter to the Editor Faith healing a reality To the Editor: This letter is addressed to all people who have always wanted to see God move in a mighty way. If you are a Christian and are a fan of the Christian talk show PTL •Club, then you know what I'm talking about. So many people have ridiculed the teachings of the Bible without really knowing what those teachings are. In most cases their understanding is limited only to what they have learned in their denominational Sunday School: man-made doctrine presented as Bible teaching. The Bible says in Heb. 11:6 that without faith it is impossible to please God. Without faith does not mean being a certain denominational member. Many churches teach Biblical salvation, but don't know a thing about Biblical healings or the devil or speaking with npw tongues. There is a church in Dallas started eight years ago by a man and his wife who hungered to know God. They had a successful ministry of preaching and teaching God's word. The man's name is Bob Tilton. Two years ago Bob Tilton had a vision where he saw the word of God being beamed up to a satellite, and the satellite literally rained it back down on the North American continent and around the world. If y ou did see PTL Club this past Sunday, April 14 marked the 45th night of God's miracle healing revival. Miracles by the thousands have taken place all around the world. Many, many healings of cancer and back problems — even short legs grow to full length at the command of Jesus' name. You say, "Yea, that's all set up. They have a few people shout 'Hal- , **t Continued on Page 8 RANGER by Kari Dixon Nobody asked me, but I am sick of Cyndi Lauper and Madonna being billed as the epitome of the "new woman" in popular music. While Lauper has more artistic depth than the sex kitten Madonna, both come up short when compared to the singers of the 70's like Patti Smith, Janice Ian and Joni Mitchell. But the new woman of the 80's dies completely in comparison to the female singers of the 60's, including Grace Slick, Tina Turner, and especially Janis Joplin. Joplin, quite simply, brought misery into popular music. She incorporated her love of the blues style of Bessie Smith into a type of popular music that no one has yet to recreate. In between little phrases of wisdom like "If you've got it today, you don't wear it tomorrow because tomorrow never happens," and "If you got a cat for one day, man, you got to call that love." She sang (and I mean sang) songs that dripped with emotion, depression, booze and cigarette smoke. Today's new woman sings about nice things and worries about her clothes. Madonna sings about feeling "like a virgin," and Cyndi Lauper says profoundly that "Money changes everything." The albums are produced for mass commercial success, with the eye on the everpopular video that further pushes the artist to a visual rather than musical emphasis. And the contents of the songs themselves are totally different. The songs sung by Joplin had an Continued on Page 3 Guskin discusses issues at Open Forum Continued from page 1 think it will, then September 1987 is reasonable time for completion." A student asked Guskin why Parkside's Engineering Technology program has not yet been accredited. "I've been told since 1978 that the engineering program would receive accreditation and it still has not," said the student. The student also felt that non-accreditation was hurting students' chances to get jobs after graduation. Guskin said, "I am not in favor of specialized accreditation. This is a big debate at many campuses. In order to get accreditation, one group of faculty comes in and tries to determine if your program is desirable in relationship to some national criteria. What is important is, do the faculty and students in the institution think the program is desirable? It would be better if these groups would determine what the goals of the program in an institution are and see if those goals are being met. I'm not willing to let other campuses dictate what they think is desirable. It's too prescriptive. "I don't believe there is any evidence that states Parkside graduates are not getting jobs because the program is not accredited. If that is the case though, then our job is to convince businesses that we offer quality. Accreditation only whipsaws the campus. If there is a case to be made in favor of accreditation, then I would consider it, but I am wary about it. Accreditation also affects the balance of resources on a campus and those kinds of decisions should be made within the university," said Guskin. An audience member asked Guskin to elaborate on the status of the catch-up pay plan for faculty and academic staff. "Everyone has agreed to a plan which will give Madison 15 percent, Milwaukee 12 percent, cluster campuses, such as Parkside, 10 percent and academic staff 6 percent. There seems to be an indication that this plan will go. through," said Guskin. The Open Forum was sposored by the Ranger. Nobody asked me, but... U 9 •oO & Jennie Tunkieicz Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Wendy Westphal Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Tim Brass, Kari Dixon, Steve OalMon. Kimberbe Krankfa, Steve Kratochvil, RobbLuehr, Joan Mattox, JnUe Pendleton, Bill Serpe PHOTOGRAPHERS Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl Hahn, Kristine Odegard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification p urposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publi cation Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content Quality quartet set for fall modules A one-credit course, Modules with Professional Associates (41- 391), will be offered either for credit or audit during the fall semester. Orientation will be held on Sept. 17. Following are descriptions of the modules: • Sept. 24 and Oct. 1: "A Small Business Experience: Creative Education Associates," presented by Carol Piggins, director of Creative Education Associates, and Kay Crimnungs Nordeen, its associate director. • Oct. 8 and 15: "Political Communication: Problems and Opportunities," presented by Peter Jansson, a lawyer in private practice. • Oct. 22 and 29: "Best Foot Forward," presented by Serge Logan, director of Corporate Social Responsibility for S.C. Johnson & Sons, Inc. (manufacturers of Johnson's Wax and other products) and James May, Corporate Public Relations Manager for the company. • Nov. 5 and 12: "A Day at an Ad Agency," by Richard Palmquist, president of Palmquist Creative Services, Inc. In addition to the modules, a project meeting and project presentation will be held on Nov. 29 and Dec. 10. These final sessions are mandatory for gaining credit. Students may choose three of the - four modules. Upon completion of the modules, a presentation, either written or oral, is due in order to receive credit for the class. "It's not a research paper," said Judy Logsdon Pugh, Coordinator of the Professional Associates Program. "Rather, it's a free-thinking paper that allows students to explore new ideas. "The point of the Professional Associates Program is to bring the academic and business world together," concluded Pugh. Nobody asked Continued from Page 2 assertiveness and independence about them. In "Bye, Bye Baby" she sings "I ain't got to wait on you/I've got lots of things I gotta do." In "Move Over" she says, "You say that it's over baby/You say that it's over now/But still you hang around/C'mon, why don't you move over?" Contrast the tone and meaning of those lyrics to Lauper's "Girls just want to have fun," and especially Madonna's "Material Girl" in which she proudly sings "The boy with the cold, hard cash is always Mr. Right." One starts to get the feeling that the shallowness and frivolousness are not accidents, but rather marketing tools to sell records and videos. Unfortunately, I think it's having a negative effect on the generation growing up with this music. The cause of the women's movement has probably been set back a few steps with the emergence of "new women" in music. It's very difficult to eradicate sexism, insensitivity and insincerity in this society of major cultural influences insist on perpetuating and exploiting women to make a buck. After musical pioneers like Turner, Slick and Joplin broke new ground twenty years ago, why are we regressing to a Connie Frances kind of female singer? Whatever the answer, Joplin is probably lucky not to be around to listen to the drivel produced today. Nevertheless, I wish she still was. UW-O displays atomic bomb The Atomic Bomb has been on display all week at UW-Oshkosh, the first time the bomb has ever been publicly displayed, as part of Nuclear Awareness Week at the school, sponsored by the UW-Oshkosh Student Association. Friday, April 19, marks the conclusion of the event and special events for the day include: • 12:30-2:30 p.m. — "Second Childhood Band" • 3 p.m. — Chancellor Penson will give an introductory speech • 3:15 — Address by Don Schwartz, UW-0 graduate and now assistant to a senator in charge of the Joint Economic Committee • 4 p.m. — Ad dress by Dr. Jeff Peterson, president of the Wisconsin Chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility • 4:45 p.m. — G len Silver, producer/ director of the Academy Award-nominated films "The War at Home, "Nicaragua Today" and El Salvador: Another Vietnam" • 5:30 p.m. — "Fire and Ice" band. These events will be held at Shapiro Park, on the Fox River. All are encouraged to attend. Chamber Singers perform Sunday The Parkside Chamber Singers, directed by music professor Steven Powell and assisted by selected members of the Parkside Orchestra, will perform a concert at Grace Lutheran Church, 2006 2 0th St., Kenosha at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 21. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $2 for others. In observance of the 300th anniversary of the birth of J.S. Bach, the cornerstone of the program will be a performance of B ach's Cantata No. 140 "Wachet Auf (Sleepers Awake)," one of his most famous cantatas. The 30-minute work, written in 1731, contains one of Bach's most well-known melodies, in the violins of the fourth movement, and two lovely duets to go with the beautiful choral movements. The program will also include a capella choral works by Brahms and Haydn and some Renaissance madrigals. The 10-member Parkside Chamber Singers is a select group that performs frequently throughout southeastern Wisconsin. Haberman wins scholarship The Parkside Association of Communicators announced that Natalie P. Haberman has been awarded the PAC Scholarship for Spring 1985. The PAC scholarship was established as a way of recognizing Communication majors who have made extraordinary and valuable contributions to the Communication program, PAC and the university as a whole. Winners must demonstrate excellence both within the classroom and in extracurricular activities. PAC feels that Haberman has done both. Some of her specific accomplishments include: secretary of PAC, member of the International Association of Business Communicators, Homecoming Queen for 1984-85, participant in the Women in Communication Program and staff writer for the Ranger. In addition to these accomplishments, PAC feels Haberman has been a vital and active force in planning and coordinating PAC activities which have benefited many different constituencies within the Parkside community. PAC is proud to have this opportunity to recognize her achievements in this way. Vopat to read from her novel Carol Vopat, associate professor of English, will read from her novel in progress, "The Cookie Stories," Monday, April 29 at 1 p.m. in CA 233. Refreshments will be served. Everyone is invited. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion b e c a u s e i t h a n d s y o u a predigested faith? If so. our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vttal denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The n ew name of o ur congregation is: BRADfORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Universalis!) Woman's Club • 6028 Stti Ave. Rev. Tony la rsen. Minister *30 a.m. Services ft Sunday School Students maced in Madison UW-Madison campus police maced student CIA recruitment protestors on April 10 when the crowd attempted to cross a police line barring them from the interview location. The Daily Cardinal reported that about 200 students attended the protest at the Engineering Building where 13 students were interviewed for CIA jobs. At least three campus police officers sprayed mace at the crowd in an attempt to disperse the protest. Although campus regulations prohibit campus police from spraying mace above shoulder level, several students were injured do to having the irritant sprayed directly in their faces. Madison campus police have not used mace to control a demonstration since April 10, 1981, exactly five years from the recent incident. The Madison University Committee has agreed to listen to student concerns about CIA recruitment on Monday, April 22. IRS computer system problem The Internal Revenue Service may have trouble getting tax'refunds out before May. 30, when the government has to pay 13 percent interest on all unpaid refunds, the New York Times reported. The delays are mostly being caused by problems with the agency's new computer system, which was just installed. IRS officials say that according to an internal survey taken two weeks ago, the agency was 8 million returns behind. IRS Commissioner Roscoe L. Egger said the agency had "neither the experts nor the resources" to keep the agency's 20-year-old computer running while the new system was being tested. Also, the agency and Sperry, Inc., which manufactured the computers, did not run a full series of tests on the new system. Support in Nam questionable One-third of adult Americans questioned in an ABC News-Washington Post news poll did not know which side the United States supported in the Vietnam War, and more than half did not know what the war was about, Associated Press reported. Twelve percent of the 1,506 adults surveyed said incorrectly that the U.S. backed North Vietnam, and 21 percent answered that they didn't know which side the U.S. backed. In a companion poll of 1,249 Vietnam-era veterans, 61 percent responded that they had a clear idea of what the war was all about, while 37 percent said they did not know clearly what the war was about. When asked if American troops fought in a worthwhile war, 57 percent of the veterans said yes, compared to 41 percent in the other poll, while 37 percent of the veterans said the war was not worthwhile, compared to 55 percent in the general poll who concurred. COMPUTER SYSTEMS: If you're a computer science major, you'll want to be part of today's Air Force. We currently have openings in the Computer Systems areas for graduating seniors with a computer science or related degree. Talk to your Air Force recruiter about the advantages of being an Air Force officer. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL: Capt. Bob Howald Toll Free 1-800-242-USAF On the leading edge of technology Student art show brings out winners A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impressive diversity of media including painting, sculpture, print-making, ceramics, drawing and weaving is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 2. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday. Admission is free and open to the public. The exhibition includes 88 works selected from 180 entries by juror Nancy Hild, of Paste-Up, Etc., a commercial production art studio in Chicago. Hild, who holds an MFA degree from Indiana University in Bloomington, said that the Parkside show is "...outstanding. The range of media and the enormous talent demonstrated really is exceptional." Hild's main criterion for judging was the degree to which artists demonstrated strong aesthetic concepts and the success they had in articulating them. "I was looking for good ideas," she said. "And I found them. I had some tough choices to make." The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by Parkside's art discipline. It includes three cash awards and two honorable mentions as well as a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $50, was awarded to Lee Ann Basterash of Racine for a large oil painting titled "Subliminal Preference." The work is something of a modernized still \SW^SElN life, featuring flowing forms, lines and shapes of, for example, a desk lamp, a pocket calculator and a pair of scissors. The colors are striking, almost neon in intensity, with reds, blues and greens dominating. Basterash created the painting under the supervision of Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick. "Bessy Takes a Vacation," a penand- ink drawing by Susan Miller of Racine, was selected for both the $150 li brary purchase award and a $25 cash award. The drawing shows a beach scene on the French Riviera dominated by a sea of umbrellas, with people lounging in lawn chairs. Nestled improbably among all this is a woman sitting on a stool and milking a cow (presumably the "Bessy" of the title). The bovine's rump is turned toward the viewer. The introduction of the milking scene into a beach milieu produces a humorous and whimsical sense of incongruity. Miller created the drawing under the supervision of Parkside art professor David Holmes. A Trio of Superb Musicians Present FIRST CLASS FOLK Friday, April 26,1985 8:00 p.m. The Prairie Performing Arts Center 4050 Lighthouse Drive Racine,WI 53402 DALGLISH, LARSEN AND SUTHERLAND — have garnered widespread and enthusiastic praise from audiences throughout North America. They present an exhilarating blend of traditional and original music derived from various folk idioms performed on hammer, dulcimer, fiddle, flute, concertina, guitar, banjo, spoons and bones. Their repertoire ranges from Kentucky mountain dance tunes ' and Celtic reels to European folk melodies and 19th century riverboat songs. All Seats Reserved Tickets $6°° Adults S300 Students • Call 639- 3845 for Ticket Reservations Tickets also available at all Heritage Banks in R acine and Schmrtt Musk Store THE PRAIRIE SCHOOL SPONSORS BY cHeritageBank <-* ANomurr Award Recipient A n i n t a g l i o p r i n t t i t l e d "Perched," by Ken Kangas of Kenosha, was the other $25 cash award winner. (Last year Kangas won the first prize cash award.) The print shows a large parrot perched next to a window in a living room. The bird casts a wary eye on the viewer. Kangas makes skillful use of contrasts between light and dark, and between geometric and fluid shapes. He was supervised in the crea- ; pfc Best of Show tion of his print by Parkside art professor Douglas DeVinny. Winners of honorable mentions were a large acrylic painting titled "This Little Piggy," by William Greider of Racine, and an untitled ceramic sculpture by Michael Taylor of Kenosha. Greider's work is a startling blend of whimsy and peril. The painting shows an infant lying in bed next to its sleeping mother. The baby is smiling and wriggling happily, oblivious to a pack of mean-looking pigs clustered around the bed, their long snouts and beady eyes in some cases only inches from the baby's head. In the context of the painting, the pigs are merely images on wallpaper. But the threat seems real enough. Greider made the painting under Holmes' supervision. Taylor's serene ceramic sculpture boasts a variety of exquisite textures and colors. The refined, spherical piece has a smooth base and becomes progressively roughtextured toward the top. Colors include black, aquamarine and purple. Taylor created the work under the guidance of Parkside art lecturer Alex Mandli. All the entries in the show were created by Parkside students under the supervision of art faculty Rollin Jansky, John Murphy, DeVinny, Holmes, Bayuzick and Mandli. Artists entered and their media include: Ken Kangas (intaglio), Jane Soderquist (polyester resin), Joyce Ohlgart (print, colorgraph), Carmen Acosta (lithograph, grapmte), Gabriela Pettit (mixed media), Ann Kestell (lithograph, intaglio), Steve Sadowski (intaglio), Kathy Trentadue (acrylic), Laura Ambrose (stoneware), Anita Lura (clay), Marilyn Weschenefski (welded steel, porcelain), Jo Ann-Marie Blasi (intaglio, felt pen), Jennifer Gourdoux (dry point), Shawn Falduto (prismacolor), Brenda Buchanan (fiber), Susan Schimian (intaglio, watercolor, raku), Gary Weidner (lithograph, intaglio, welded steel), Sendee Houghton-Gardinier (lithograph), Colleen Tobin (lithograph), Lee Basterash (oil), Carol Bohn (oil, prismacolor). Barb Beck (intaglio), Gregory L. Carson (ceramics). Scott Ludwig (prismacolor, raku stoneware), Sue Pasch (pencil, oil), Rita Turner (ceramic, sawdust fired ceramic), Susan M. Miller (pen and ink, intaglio), Diane Caron (raku), Tami Bowman (pencil), Sue Nelson (clay slabs, clay,), Kathy Rider, (painted warp/weft lkat, earthenware), Terri Aaen (raku clay, stoneware). Amy Bernett (pit fired), Michael Taylor (stoneware), Dave Landre (clay), Rachel Klees (clay). Laura Bates iraku clay), Alice Johnson (pencil), Dan McKelvie (acrylic, oil), Christopher Dorf (intaglio), Michael Nitsch (lithograph), Stephen J. Vasy (steel, marble), Joyce Kiesling (intaglio, monoprint. lithograph), Tracy Travis (clay), Christine Sibilsky (pencil). Sarah Kotz-Andersen (pen and ink, pencil), John Zehren (encaustic), Karin Welke (acrylic, lithograph), William J. Greider (acrylic, lithograph), Dan Thomas (clay), Donald O'Hare (ceramic), Richard P. Kruse (acrylic), Eva J. Solarez (clay) and L. Pete Koilman (acrylic). Award Recipient Armenian genocide explored in presentation by Dr. Guroian Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College in Baltimore, Maryland, will give a free public talk on the Armenian genocide at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, April 24, in Union Room 106 at Parkside. Guroian's presentation, titled. "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians," is being organized by Parkside librarian Nazaly Bagdassian and history professor John Buenker. Guroian, whose visit here coincides with the 70th anniversary of the Armenian genocide, which began in 1915, also will speak that evening at the St. Mesrob Armenian Apostolic Church, 4605 Erie St., Racine. There will be a display on the genocide in the Parkside library from April 17 through April 30. Bagdassian said that between 1915 and 1923 some 1.5 million Armenians in Ottoman Turkey were slaughtered on orders of the Turkish government. Hundreds of thousands survived the massacre and w e r e t r a n s p l a n t e d a r o u n d t n e world. The Turkish government to this day refuses to acknowledge that the massacre ever occurred, she said. In conjunction with the 70th anniversary of the genocide, there will be rallies in cities around the world. One will be held in Washington, D.C. and will be attended by genocide survivors, their families and other persons of Armenian descent. It will feature exhibits, seminars and cultural events among other activities. The Armenian National Committee, headquartered in Washington, is strongly advocating the passage of a resolution, co-sponsored by Rep. Les Aspin (D-Wis.) that would make April 24 a "National Day of Remembrance of Man's Inhumanity to Man" with reference to the 1915 Armenian genocide, Bagdassian. Dr. Guroian presented a paper and was a participant at the International Conference on the Holocaust and Genocide, in Tel Aviv, Israel, in 1982. RANGER 5 Thursday, April 18,1985 Student Awards Banquet up and coming April 26 by Julie Pendleton Parkside will holds its sixth annual Student Awards Banquet on Friday, April 26. The agenda for the evening will include cocktails at 5:30, dinner at 6:15, the awards ceremony from 7: 30 to 9:30 and ending the evening, a PAB-sponsored dance in Union Square, free of charge. A 15-minute slide presentation will open the awards ceremony. Then Peer Support, Parkside Activities Board, Student Organizations Council, Parkside Student Government Assocation, Ranger and the All-Campus Events Committee will present various awards to outstanding members of their clubs. In addition to international organizational awards, two prestigious awards are presented. The first is the Outstanding Advisor Award. Any faculty or staff member involved in a student organization may be nominated. Criteria include any singular achievement and/or extraordinary service in advising a student organiztion. Such distinguished service can be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for nominations is 4 p.m. Monday, April 22. The second award to be presented is the Distinguished Student Award. Any student currently enrolled at Parkside who is a member WARE scholarships The Women Associated with Real Estate (WARE) is offering two $300 scholarships. Anyone pursuing a business related education is eligible to apply. The scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis with the criteria for Post Nasal Strip evaluating applicants being scholastic achievement, financial need, leadership potential and motivation. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln. 344. The application deadline is April 30. Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1985-86 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in go od standing, carrying at least 6 credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA. Qualifications: Previous editorial experience preferred, as is knowledge of UW-Parkside organization and activities. This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 19, 1985 Ranger is looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Club Events of at least one recognized organization may be nominated. Nominees must carry at least six credits and have a minimum 2.0 grade point average. Criteria include any distinguished service or achievement that benefits the student organization or Parkside as a whole. It is a service that exceeds the normal duties of any position held. The distinguished service may be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for these nominations is 4 p.m. Wednesday, April 24. Any supporting documents or tangible evidence of outstanding or distinguished behavior for either award should be submitted with the nomination forms in the Student Activities Office. Nomination forms and tickets are now available at the Union Information Desk, the Information kiosk in lower Main Place and in the Student Activities Office. Tickets will be on sale through Wednesday, April 24. Price is $8.30 per person. by Paul Berge Hispanic Club Schedule of Events: • Monday, April 29, Lecture on Hispanics in Education, 12-2 p.m., Moln. 107. • Tuesday, April 30, Movie: "Insurgent Mexico, time and location to be announced. • Wednesday, May 1, Lecture/slide presentation on Mexican Art by Jose Gonzales, 1-2 p.m., Greenquist 101. • Friday, May 3, Mexican Folklore Dance Troupe, 7-8 p.m. Union Square. Dance featuring Villa Fuerte 8 p.m.-l a.m. Union Square. Peer Support Peer Support is having an election of officers on April 24 at 1 p.m. in the PSO office, WLLC D139F. All interested students are requested to be present. Peer Support will be holding an open house/campus tour for new incoming students on Thursday, April 25 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro 111. Information on the university's academic programs, as well as cultural and social activities, will be presented. Members of the faculty and staff, as well as other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. Peer Support also sponsors two scholarships each year. The PSO Scholarship of $100 is awarded each fall, and the Connie Cummings $100 scholarship is awarded each spring semester. Scholarship applications and information are available in the PSO Office WLLC D139F and in the CSS Office, WLLC D175. For more information, call 553-2706. IVCF Join us Wednesday for a topic and discussion of "Built Up In Christ," on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. All Christians and non-Christians are encouraged to come for stimulating talks. You will find us' in Moln. 107. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship welcomes everyone. Geology Club Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a colloquium at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 19 in Greenquist 113, entitled "Modern Marine Sedimentological Techniques Applied to a Lacustrine Environment." The application of these techniques will be focused on the recent work on the Milwaukee Harbor. The talk is free and open to the public. Dr. Sam Huffman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will Present a colloquium entitled "Oil 'otential of the Mid-Continentj Rift, Northern Wisconsin" on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. The mid-continent rift is, a basinal structure that formed 1000 million years ago and extends from the Keweenaw Peninsula of upper Michigan into central Kansas. This structural basin was filled with sediments, and if those sediments contained organic matter, could yield oil and/or natural gas. Northwestern Wisconsin is currently a target for oil companies who are attempting to acquire drilling rights from local property owners (for royalties on any petroleum found). This basin is similar in origin, though much older, than many current oil-producing areas around the world. HUFVW UMtTED TIME OFFER. COME TO THE ARTCARVED RMG TABLE AM) ORDER YOUR RMGi Dates: Mon. 22, Tues. 23, Time: 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Place: Bookstore W Deposit Required c 1935 ArtCarved Class Rings 18433-6 6 Thursday, April 18,1985 RANGER Peace Corps volunteer returns by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Mary Jane Kortendick, a nursing graduate of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, feels her stay in Guatemala had its advantages and disadvantages, but mostly advantages. Kortendick returned recently from a three-year stint with the Peace Corps in Guatemala. Kortendick often had to act as a physician, simply because there was no one else. She made diagnoses, treated patients and prescribed drugs, which nurses in the U.S. simply do not do. She had to get used to the role, since nurses in this country take their orders from doctors. She found that she had to get used to the country as well. "I was in shock," Kortendick said of her first night there. She stayed in a small house with a family of 13. "It was a real surprise, to say the least." Once she got over the shock, which involved outhouses with no doors and chickens in the bedroom, she began adjusting to the country and the people. "They are simple, and I don't mean simple-minded," she said. "Guatemalans have more basic life styles and are warmer than we are." The Guatemalans also had trouble adjusting to her, she said. "I was the only blonde many of them had seen in their lives," she said. She also couldn't speak Spanish. But after about three months of language and cultural training, which all Peace Corps volunteers get, she got to know people in San Antonio La Paz, the town of about 3,500 where she stayed. Kortendick often found herself in charge of the town's clinic, since the doctor there would often be away. She had a staff of several workers, who were the equivalent of LPN's in the U.S. After she began working there, which included a six kilometer walk to a health outpost three days a week and giving health care lectures, she found that she began to become part of the community. People called her "Seno," short for senorita, when they greeted her on the street. Kortendick says the pace of life there is much slower than here, with no TV and very few radios. Latin Americans, she said, have a much more relaxed attitude toward time than do North Americans. "In Latin America, there's always tomorrow," she said. She said her stay in Latin America changed her own attitude toward nursing and her expectation of what she wants in her career. "I want to be more independent, she said, "and I want to deal with Spanish-speaking people if possible." Even tnough Kortendick says sne was "more idealistic than realistic" when she joined the Peace Corps, she has few regrets about her stay in Guatemala. "I might have regretted it once or twice, but I'll never regret it again," she said. "It's probably the best thing I've done so far." Peer Support open house and campus tour set An open house and campus tour for incoming Parkside students age 23 and older will be held Thursday, April 25, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall Room 111. The event, sponsored by Peer Support, one of five major student organizations at Parkside, will include information on the university's academic programs as well as its cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty and staff, and representatives of other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. In addition, applications are being accepted for a $100 Peer Support scholarship for the fall semester. Application forms and further information can be obtained in the Peer Support Office, Room D139F in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, or by calling 553-2705. A week at the Park Accent on Women this weekend EVENTS Thursday, April 18 FILM: "The Hangman" with comments about the holocaust by Chancellor Guskin and Rabbi Marc Gruber at 12 noon in Union 104. The program is free and open to the public. TALK: "Nigeria: In Search of An Acceptable Solution" by Prof. Victor Ororunsola of Iowa State University at 3:30 p.m. in Union 106. The talk is free and open to the public. COURSE: "It's Back to Booze" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ACADEMIC ADVISING '85 FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available, April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center 553-2368 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ext. 2312 fo r details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 184 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. COURSE: "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Friday, April 19 SPEAKER: Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a slide illustrated talk on the use of modern marine investigative instruments in a lacustrine environment at 1 p.m. in Grn. 113. The lecture is f"F00 COLLOQUIUM: "Computers and Composition" by William Wresch of UW-Stevens Point at 1 p.m. in CA 233. The talk is open to the public at no charge. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" starts at 7 p.m. in Main Place. Call ext. 2496 for information. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" starts at 8p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. Saturday, April 20 CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" continues today with various workshops and seminars pertaining to women. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, April 21 CONCERT: At 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema featuring the Parkside Swing Choir. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $2 f or others. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 22 ROUND TABLE: "The U S SR Revisted" by Prof. Ken Hoover at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: :"Job Search Skills" at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Tuesday, April 23 WORKSHOP: "Job Search Skills" will be repeated at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Wednesday, April 24 SPEAKER: Dr. Sam Hufman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will present a lecture "Oil Potential of the Mid-continent Rift in Northwestern Wisconsin." The lecture is free and will be held in Grn. 113 at 1 p.m. COFFEESHOP: featuring Sally Fingerett from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Come, join the fun! Sponsored by PAB. LECTURE: "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians" by Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College, Baltimore, at 1 p.m. in Union 106. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. LECTURE: "War and Ethos" by Prof. John Longeway at 1 p.m. in Moln D107. The lecture is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" starts at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. LECTURE: "Philosophy and Literary Interpretations: Three Ways of Looking at Wallace Stevens' 'Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird' " at 3:30 p.m. in CA 223. The event is free and open to the public. CONFERENCE: "Working Moms" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Workshop discounts available for students Discounts for all Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center seminars, workshops and conferences are now available to the Parkside community. Full or part time employees receive a 25 percent discount, alumni receive a 25 percent discount and students receive a 50 percent discount. RANGER Woodstock • • • • • 7 Thursday, April 18,1985 Film presentation celebrates a past decade We were so close, There was no room, We bled inside Each other's wounds. We all had caught The same disease - We all sang The songs of peace. —Melanie Safka This week's PAB film, "Woodstock," is the 1970 Oscar winner for best documentary. "Woodstock" is more than just the documentary of a 1969 gala concert. It is the definitive statement of the sixties, the culmination of that era's youth's feelings about love, hate, war, peace, black and white. Anti-hippie idealists will argue that the film is dated, and many important performers (Janis Joplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Band) are not in the film, while some minor ones (It's a Beautiful Day, Sha Na Na) are. But that doesn't take away from the power of Joan Baez's rendition of "Joe Hill" or Arlo Guthrie's seriocomic ode to dope smuggling, "City of Getting back to the garden New Orleans." Jimi Hendrix makes^ the definitive statement of sixties youth patriotism with his rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner," and Country Joe McDonald's infamous "Fish Cheer" sums up Vietnam in four handy letters. There is more than a touch of melancholy in the experience of viewing this film more than fifteen years after a fact. We have come full circle, the deadening effect of Reaganism presently abroad in this country making the overall effect of "Woodstock" more than a little sad. Joan Baez dedicating "Drug Store Truck Driving Man" to Reagan (who was then only governor) is almost frightening now that the same man is running the country. "Woodstock' is also a sad signpost for the seventies. It was the last true expression of a mass love/friendship experience where race, creed, color, religion, status, et al, didn't matter. The film captures much of the excitement and emotion that was "Woodstock." Unlike, say "Hair" (which was what the squares all thought the sixties were all about), "Woodstock" reveals the true meaning behind the rebellion in rock music and in youth. They rebelled against authority and questioned it because they were against society's barriers. They were against racial prejudice, rash judgments of one's fellow man, war, violence and the feeling that touching was sexually derived and nothing less. Maybe we need another "Woodstock" today, but the ugly truth is that it wouldn't draw the 500,000 that this event drew. Not enough people care anymore. Don't miss the film. Parkside student recalls attending Woodstock by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Jenny Carr was 19 when she hitchhiked with her then-husband and friends to Max Yasgur's farm in New York to attend what she believed would be tantamount to today's King Richard's Faire. She attended the real Woodstock, a concert- made documentary of which will be shown on campus this week. "It was advertised on the radio like King Richard's Faire," she said. "It was going to be a weekend of rock and roll, no big deal. "My husband at the time was a Bob Dylan freak and Dylan had been making surprise appearances whenever The Band performed. The Band was to be appearing at Woodstock, so that's why we went. "The radio ads stated that it was going to be a farm, that there were going to be lots of meadows, that tents were going to be set up and that between acts you could walk around and talk to the musicians. "We didn't drive. We hitchhiked, took the bus, hitchhiked some more. On the bus it was like a brotherhood. We were all going to the same place, everybody was dressed the same, and everyone knew we were all going together to this 'happening.' " Coffeehouse Jenny continued, "As we got closer, there were as many people coming back as were going in. We thought we had missed it, but when we asked the people coming back, they said it was just too crowded." "People who owned houses in the area set up Kool Aid and water stands, giving us free Kool Aid and water. It was a really hot, humid day," she said. "We got in and found ourselves a spot on a hill right in front of the stage. Bands played, it rained and they stopped a while, then began playing again. There was lots of food, dope and wine, everybody sharing with each other. And there were no hassles. At one point we just wanted to get a little closer to the stage, so we just walked right up there. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. Rather than hassle us about getting in the way, people just moved aside and let us by. In the morning Grace Slick came out and started giving out bread. Everyone was really comfortable. It was nice." Jenny described the event as magical, stating that one would fall asleep hearing a band like Creedence Clearwater Revival playing live, wake up and find Jefferson Airplane performing on stage. The mood was one of love and peace, never knew anyone who was killed in Vietnam, but I still cry for everyone who ever was; I don't have to know them personally. Today people don't want a nuclear war. Neither do I, but it's because I don't want to get killed and I don't want YOU to get killed. So many people are worried only about themselves. They're a product of the seventies "Me Decade." Jenny continued, "The drummer in Def Leppard lost his arm. That's going to change his life, it's tragic! But the attitude is 'So what?' There are a million more like him. My generation followed the belief that everyone was unique. Everyone had something to offer. We didn't think 'So what?' when it didn't happen to affect us personally." In recalling the "me decade," Jenny said, "Martin Luther King was killed, then Bobby Kennedy, then Nixon was elected, then we had Woodstock. Nixon soon pulledi down his pants in front of the whole country. Finally America said, 'Well, who can you trust? I trust me. Me, me, me!' And that's the way it is." Jenny Carr not sex and drugs. "Whenever I mention I was at Woodstock, people always ask about the drugs and the nudity. The only nudity we saw were some people bathing." Woodstock was characterized by no pretension and a lot of caring. Jenny attempted to explain the caring of her generation. "The Vietnam war had a lot to do with our concept of caring. I Fingerett a talented stylist Sally Fingerett, whose talents have graced many festivals and concerts, is to appear at the next Coffeehouse presentation on Wednesday, April 24 in the Union Bazaar from noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6 to 8 p.m. Playboy Magazine called her album "a fine debut album." Red Skelton called her musical salute to him, "The Redman," "heartfelt warmth." Northern Essex Community College in Massachusetts referred to her as "exciting and energetic." Sally Fingerett was nominated "Coffeehouse Performer of 1984" by the National Association of Campus Activities. Her country-cumfolk musical style has been compared to Jimmy Buffett, Harry Chapin and Joni Mitchell. As with all Coffeehouse performers, Sally's performance is free, with free popcorn served. Being the last Coffeehouse presentation of the year, Sally Fingerett should serve as a very effective culmination of an excellent year of free entertainment. idnight un Tanning Salon^ Get Your Tan before IrM| Summer Starts College Student Special 10 sessions for '40.00 (Bring your I.D.) Reg. s5.00 per session 8 sessions for $35.00 15 sessions for $60.00 20 sessions for $75.00 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Racine 633-3022 TRY US FREE FOR 15 MINUTES NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security; involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday, April 26. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. 8 Thursday, April 18,19$S RANGER The Tubes in concert Fee Waybill spills guts about rock and roll by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, April 12, the Tubes and Utopia invaded the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee with their unique brands of music and spectacle. After a 45-minute delay due to technical problems, Utopia (Todd Rundgren, Kasim Sultan, Roger Powell and Willie Wilcox) took the stage with a very entertaining one hour set. The group's characteristic blend of close vocal harmonies and superb musicianship proved to be a great crowd pleaser, and showed that they are one of the most unfairly underrated bands in music today. Then it was time for The Tubes. A black curtain parted to reveal an immense set featuring a long central staircase and movable platforms for the keyboards and drums. The Tubes (Fee Waybill, Bill Spooner, Michael Cotton, Vince Welnick, Rick Anderson, Prairie Prince and Roger Steen) had the audience on its feet for most of the one and one-half hour show. The show was filled with the elaborate theatricality that has become the group's trademark. Costumed characters and scantily-clad dancers came and went as the group presented songs from their new album "Love Bomb," as well as old favorites like "Mondo Bondage" and "White Punks On Dope." The group also utilized a video screen to provide a film lead-in to The Tubes in concert at the Riverside Photos by Robb Luehr the production number "Wild Women of Wongo" and a brief "commercial" for their new album. The highlight of the show was the appearance of Waybill's most famous character, Quay Lewd. Descending the central staircase in pseudo-Victorian garb and wearing two-foot high platform shoes, Waybill launched into the most entertaining portion of the program, a medley consisting of "White Punks on Dope," "Mondo Bondage" and the Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There," in which Waybill chased most of the performers on the stage with a chainsaw. The elaborate stage shows have become a trademark for the Tubes, and Waybill says they change frequently to keep the shows fresh. "We do a new show every album," Waybill said. "When we do a new tour, we do a new show. We used to do way too many 'show' numbers. It used to be nothing but show segments through the whole concert, and nobody got the music — it never sunk in. It was just too much overload. So we learned to do straight performance sections as well as the show sections, and we try to blend them together so you get the full benefit of both the music and the visual. It's a fine line. We've gone both ways. We've done way too much show, and then we've gone to the other extreme in reaction and done too much straight performance stuff. Now we've sort of come back to a balance, a kind of harmony." Waybill went on to explain that the shows are not only changed between tours, but often change goes on during a tour. "We find out as we go along that some things don t really work, and some things work so well that we want to put them farther back in the show to save for a big finish. It just depends. We've had disastrous failures, numbers we've only performed two or three times because the routine was so esoteric or so completely unfocused that nobody knew what the hell was going on. We've had classics like that we've never done again. There may be one or two of these in this show for all I know, but you can never tell." Waybill said the reason the Tubes and Utopia decided to torntogether is that the audience for both groups is similar. "Somehow the fans of Todd's and Tubes fans are a lot alike, in that they aren't in the 'stream.' Probably not Prince fans. We're kind of an alternative to popular listening. We don't get played much on the radio, and God knows they hardly ever play Todd on the radio. So it's sort of a n alternative for people who don't want to listen to Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Prince." Unlike most bands today, The Tubes are not interested in saturating the market with music videos. "We purposely don't do a lot of videos," Waybill explained, "because I think the whole video scene has gone down the toilet. People see so many videos of a band that the whole mystique of live performance is lost. So our not doing many videos helps to keep our live performances more mysterious and there's more curiosity about what we might do live. I think that's why we've managed to stay together all these years. We can still garner that curiosity out of people." The members of the Tubes were Fee Waybill raised in Phoenix, but moved to California when they wanted to get into the music business. They ended up in San Francisco, home to other diverse artists such as Greg Kihn, The Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane/Starship. Waybill said he thinks it is the environment and atmosphere that seem to draw these performers to San Francisco. "It takes a different kind of person to live in San Francisco. A lot of great music comes from L.A., but San Francisco is a little more esoteric. It's a melting pot — there aren't a lot of natives there. "People like us were saying, 'Let's get into the music business. We gotta go to L.A.' And we went to L.A. and realized there's no fucking way to live in that city. It's disgusting. So we went up to San Francisco, because it's just up the road. It's clean, there's no pollution and it's a very liberal culture. And basically, you can get away with murder there." PAB sponsors Kentucky Derby trip The Parkside Activies Board (PAB) is sponsoring a trip to the Kentucky Derby on May 3, 4 and 5. The price for the trip is $35 which includes round trip motorcoach transportation, two nights camping at the University of Louisville Derby Hostel (located only six blocks from Churchill Downs), access to school shower facilities and cooking grills. Infield passes for the Derby will be available at the gate on Derby day for an additional $20. Tents and sleeping bags will be available at discount rates at the Rec Center, and there will be two circus tents at the hostel for those without a tent. The tour will leave Parkside at 5:30 a.m., Friday, May 3, and will return at 10 p.m., Sunday, May 5. Space is limited to 47 people. Further information and sign up are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209. Letter to the Editor - faith healing Continued from Page 2 lelujah!' and 'Praise the Lord!' All they're really after is my money!" It's funny to say this, but that's what I used to think! Then it happened to both my wife and me. We were intrigued when we heard about this stuff, so we went and checked it out for ourselves. My wife had a short leg that was causing her back problems. She went up to the altar for prayer after the service, and her leg grew to full length before our eyes. We couldn't believe it! Since then we've seen many things happen. Many short legs have grown, blind eyes and deaf ears have been opened, and cancers have disappeared. People have even been set free from drug and alcohol addiction, migraine headaches and homosexuality. Since my wife's first healing, we have been attending this small church in downtown Kenosha pastored by Gerald Moravec. It is one of the 1600 affiliate churches across the country and around the world. Many denominations are joining in each day. Now this letter is not intended as a recruiter, only to make people aware that our God cares for us and wants to set us free. The services air via live satellite at 6:45 p.m. Monday through Friday and 5: 45 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. The Kenosha Word of Faith is located at 5621 6 th Avenue, Kenosha. The phone number is 657-5373. There's no cost and all are welcome. Sincerely, Tom Hathoot NEVER A COVER I Learn to quit smoking at St. Luke's - * - — W* P" J M M M M • VdU r»On mol'Q o frocb cforf /inn O a Meachem 554-6644 (Behind Ferraro's and White Hen) You can make a fresh start in April by joining St. Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Quit Smoking clinic co-sponsored by the American Cancer Society. The clinic meets from 5 to 7 p.m. on April 16, 17, 18 and 23. Call 636- 2811 weekdays 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. for required registration. The fee is $10. RANGER 9 Thursday, April 18,1985 Theater ~ Julich and Miskulin discuss futures by Bill Serpe In 1980 Lee VanDyke came to Parkside as head of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. His intention was to build the department and the staff into an effective major program. That same year, Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin came to Parkside as dramatic arts students. Their intentions were to become professionals in the theater. In May they will both graduate, having reaped the most benefits from Van- Dyke's program. "The new additions to the staff, Skelly Warren, Judy Snider and Keith Harris, brought with them connections to the profesisonal stage," said Julich. "They made us all more aware as professionals. We couldn't afford to mess up because these were our connections to the future." Next summer Julich will be working as a member of "The Troupe" in Colorado Springs, Colorado. "Dave Thompson is the director there. Skelly Warren had worked with that group at one time. Dave came to Parkside to see our production of 'Crimes of the Heart.' He hired me on the spot to work with him this summer doing 'Crimes' and three other shows. It was Dave's direction connection with Skelly that got me the job." Miskulin will be going to Southern Methodist University in Dallas this fall. His full scholarship came as a result of VanDyke's efforts and honesty in approaching graduate school auditions. "He (VanDyke) told me that it was going to be rough and he didn't know if I had enough experience to make the fights," said Miskulin. "His honesty made me work harder and be better. I wouldn't have made it if he had let me slide by with less sound advice." The competition that both Miskulin and Julich found themselves up against was stiffer than one would imagine. "SMU accepted six men and four women out of some six hundred candidates," said Miskulin. "At the end of their three- Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin year program, they present their graduates in New York City in a showcase performance that will expose us to agents from live theater, television and movies." While Julich has accepted the position in Colorado, she is still waiting to hear from the Actors Theatre in Louisville, Kentucky. "While I was in New York over spring break, I auditioned for these people. They had 3,000 candidates for their program and will accept sixteen into their fall semester," said Julich. "I have since gone to Louisville for a call-back, which is like making the first cut. Now it's the old waiting game to see if I make the team." Julich and Miskulin will be performing in "She Stoops to Conquer," which opens on the Comm Arts Main Stage tomorrow night. It will be their final performance at Parkside and the culmination of their many efforts in the dramatic arts discipline. "Lee has built a program that allowed us to work with so many different people," said Miskulin. "The more directors and the more personalities you have to deal with, the more you learn. Besides VanDyke, we have worked under several other directors who have brought their professional talents and connections to us. They have been very helpful in preparing us for the reality of professional theater." "The staff here gets you involved in every aspect of the theater," said Continued on page 11 , Desperately Seeking Susan * • Madonna can act O-K, but it doesn't really matter by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor New singing star Madonna makes her screen acting debut (she appeared without dialogue in "Vision Quest" as a nightclub singer and has done some porno flick work) in Susan Seidlman's "Desperately Seeking Susan." The plot deals with a bored housewife, Roberta (Roseanna Arquette), who becomes her idol, Susan (Madonna), after a blow on the head gives her amnesia. This is very similar to last year's better "American Dreamer," the only difference being that "Desperately Seeking Susan" is directed more toward the younger set. As an actress, Madonna succeeds in playing an extension of her own musical persona (which is markedly more interesting than counterpart Cyndi Lauper). Her attire looks as though she dressed in a hurry on her way to a bowling tournament, and shots of a scantily-clad Madonna reveal her excess body mass. This doesn't take away from the fact that she has a nice, natural acting ability that makes it easy to understand her present day popularity with teenage girls. Considered an angrier, more "serious" top 40 performer than Lauper, Madonna utilizes her wise-gal charm to its fullest. Roseanna Arquette, by contrast, is a slim, attractive, charming actress whose performance is another of the film's highlights. Achieving notoriety as Gary Gilmore's tragic girlfriend in the made-for-TV flick about the assassin's life and as the Jewish princess in "Baby It's You," Arquette (whose grandfather is the late Hollywood Squares TV comic, Charley Weaver), further displays her skills as an actress, managing to balance between sex kitten and serious thespian images without stumbling into the quagmire of screen actresses with serious character limitations. Aidan Quinn is fine as Arquette's alter ego's lover, Mark Blum is effective as her stuffy husband and Robert Day does fine as Madonna's confused boyfriend. The shots of New York are scenic, the glimpses of that city's various "types" are both amusing and rather fascinating, while the soundtrack plays everything from Madonna's own work to Betty Everett's "Shoop Shoop Song." With all of these good points, "Desperately Seeking Susan" still fails to rise above mediocrity. The script, by Leora Barish, is rife with cliches, while Susan Seidlman's direction maintains a very slow pace that is quite ineffective. The scenes just ramble into one another with sluggish transitions, giving the overall production a very lazy look. Many sequences state that the film cries for a faster pace, but things don't pick up until the end, which comes off as frustrating and ultimately rather disturbing, the abruptness in pace-changing throwing the film's rhythm further off the track. "Desperately Seeking Susan" is artistically insubstantial, but may possess greater appeal for fans of the performers, who are more interested in seeing Madonna display, her personality than in seeing a good movie. It is a film of good average worth, but still flawed in many essential ways. $£ (Dill* ^uicct l^hoppe 20% OFF Smoked Almonds We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. CROSSWORD PUZZLER = Puzzler Answers on Page 11 =—= ACROSS 1 Watering place 4 Exists 6 Antlered animal 11 Chastise 13 Land surrounded by water 15 Either 16 Former Russian rulers 18 Covers 19 A light meal 21 Mountains of Europe 22 Indian mulberry 23 More pleasing 26 That woman 29 Mature 31 District in Germany 33 Printer's measure 34 Forenoon 35 Mournful 38 Change color of 39 Three-toed sloth 40 Sun god 41 Allowance for waste 43 Fruit cake 45 Large bird 47 Repealed 50 Therefore 52 Century plant 53 Obscure 56 Urge on 58 Pertaining to birth 60 Symbol for tantalum 61 Tolled 63 Runs away to be married 65 Winter vehicles 27 66 Steamship: abbr. 67 Irritate DOWN 1 Blemish 2 Unadulterated 3 Article 4 Send forth 5 Portion 6 Deceive 7 Bone 8 Spanish pot 9 Goes by water 10 Terminate 12 Italy: abbr. 14 Symbol for dysprosium 17 Rodents 20 Viper 24 Direction 25 Beam 28 29 30 32 36 37 42 44 46 48 49 51 Listen to Throw off Unusual Mohammedan priest Nerve network Macaw Requires Tissue Sum up Commonplace Memoranda Transactions Heraldic bearing Roman road Disguise Spanish: abbr Footlike part Beholdl Revised: abbr. Greek letter I Initwl Ftfflliim ftvnflirmfl 1 u i nursaay, AprU 18, 1985 RANGER Team looks back by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Next year, the wrestling team will not have any returning Ail- Americans, the first ever for Jim Koch. "We'll be hit really hard," said Koch. "Our top three wrestlers are leaving." Next year, however, is still far away. As Koch looks back on this past season, Koch feels his team's top performance was at the Midwest Classic last January, when the team fell short of winning by onequarter of a point. Other notable performances for the Rangers were the Wisconsin Collegiate Tournament and the Warhawk and Wheaton invitationals. Koch said the team also defeated, for the third time, rival Northern Michigan. Though the team had its moments of success, Koch felt the year could have been better. "Losing Todd Yde for a month really hurt us as a team. Also, that extra month could have meant an NCAA National finish for him. Mike Muckerheide, a senior at 158 lbs., had one of the best records for Parkside, finishing his career with 15845-9. Muckerheide suffered from an elbow injury the entire year. Koch felt that if Muckerheide was in perfect condition, he might have done even better, though Koch admitted he had an outstanding year as it was. As far as Outstanding Wrestler, Koch said the team has not decided who will be accorded this title. He did say the choice will probably be between tri-captains Muckerheide, Yde and Ted Keyes. Wrestling successfully on the mat was important, but academics also played an important role for the men. Muckerheide and Keyes were named Academic All-Americans, the second time for each. Final standings for the year for individual wrestlers are: Dan Hall (sophomore) 30-14; Jack Danner (sophomore) 31-15; Mark Dubey (sophomore) 22-17; Yde (senior) 34- 13; Keyes (senior) 37-14; Craig Patz (freshman) 25-12 and Don VerBruggen (freshman) 9-7. Parkside's Mike Muckerheide on hip opponent. SPECIAL EXPORT c&aefr You can travel the world over and never find a better beer. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Photo by Chris Ma yesMba Front row, (left to right): Jack Danner, Johnnie Walker, Jerril Grover, Dan Hall, Mark Dubey, Bruce Mergener. Middle row: Coach Jim Koch, Mike Muckerheide, Mike Mackovich, John Manowski, Todd Yde, Paul Roth. Back rowr: Shawn Yde, Ted Keyes, Tedd Kreuger, Craig Patz, Scott Priebe. (not pictured, Don VerBruggen) Services Offered TYPING: PROFESSIONAL results guaranteed. Reasonable rates. 639-2874, mornings and evenings. TYPING: FAST and professional service. Student rates. Call Debbie, 681-3522. EDITING: ANY course paper. Help yourself to better grades. Recent English major and experienced writer will edit your papers for grammar, punctuation, structure, coherence and style. Will correspond through mail or pick up and deliver. Call Margaret at 639-2047. For Sale 1974 CAMARO, clean. 74,000 miles. 350 auto, reliable. $1500. 637-2439. Classified WOMAN'S BURGUNDY leather dress jacket, in beautiful condition. An asset to anv wardrobe. Size 12-14. $35. Call Jennie at 654-8398 p.m. or 553-2287 a.m. Help Wanted NOW HIRING summer help: bartenders, bar cart operators, banquet waitresses. Females preferred. Apply at Maple Crest Country Club, 859- 2887, as k for Micky. WANTED: AMBITIOUS person, full or parttime, to represent our health product line in the Kenosha area. Free training, excellent earnings. Write K.C. & Associates, P.O. Box 100. LeCenter, MN 56057. Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package INSIDE ffifc MID-TOWN LOUNGE W'HGS Snacks, Pizza & Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 Personals THANK YOU for your compliment. Sure. I'll go out with you on a date. Try to introduce yourself to me on Thursday in the Union at 4 p.m. A.N. MOLTEN MOLASSES loves Quicksilver Mercury always, always, always. LAURA, DO you like 'Unchained Melody?" JOHN HANSEN: You're gorgeous, exciting, wonderful, fun. DAN HALL: Maybe we can have fun again. Love, Karen. JIM NAVMO, This is so you won't feel left out! Guess who? TODD, YOU ain't mean. You is Arnold Schwarzenegger! Trina Sugden. DANHALL, why ,a re you called "horsie?" -BJQ DAVE: SEC. found the Blackroom. We Blew It. Dam. Jay. THE MASTER of all baiters is the O.E.W. Worm. SAMANTHA: YOUR eyes are like dew drops on a rose. BECK JUNIOR and Ingemar say you're beautiful! Jose. JAY: THE B.P.A. Sec'ty found the Blackroom. Bummer. HERBIE: THANKS for a wonderful Sat. night. Hope there's many more to come. Dimples. DENISE MULLIGAN: Jim says "Happy Birthday." PAT SQUARED: Thanks again for Chicago. Ranger needs writers ANDERSON T RANSCRIPTION & • TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637 3600 Jacqueline Anderson • 1441 Park Avenue • Racine, Wisconsin RANGER 11 Thursday, April 18,1985 Parkside tennis player warming up for a match against rival Carthage. Parkside defeated Carthage 12-0 on Wednesday, April 10. Photo by Kris Odegard Quincy tournament means The softball team had an unsuccessful weekend when it played in the Quincy Tournament on Friday and Saturday. The women came home with a record of 1-3. The Ranger's first game was against The College of St. Francis. The game was tight all the way until the seventh inning, when Parkside lost due to a "mental error." Parkside, however, outhit St. Francis 6-1. Parkside's only victory was against Augustana College. The final score was 6-3. Renee Spear went two for three with one double header and one triple. Janet Koenig pitched five innings and Michele Martino "saved the game" by pitching the last two. The next game for Parkside was against Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville (SIU Edwardsville). Parkside walked away with another loss 2-0. This game ended pool play, with the Rangers fourth in their pool. In what Coach Linda Draft called "an up-and-down game," Parkside lost their next game to host Quincy, 8-4. Martino pitched 3Vh innings with Koenig finishing the game. Koenig went three for four, with two hits carrying balls over the fence for homeruns. Ann Althaus went three for three. "I think we could have come back with a record of 3-1, but instead we had 1-3," said Draft. She added that many tough schools participated in this tournament. The next tournament for the team will be this weekend at the College of St. Francis. Northwoods National Karate Championship loss for softball team Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tables • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! The Northwoods National Karate Championship will be held at Parkside Sunday, April 21. Eliminations will begin at 11 a.m., and the finals will begin at 3: 30 p .m. Advance spectator tickets will be sold at the Black Belt Karate Studios in Racine and Kenosha, and at Sixth Degree Martial Arts Supplies in Kenosha. Advance ticket price is $1. Tickets sold at the door are: adults, $4, children, $3 (under six free). For more information, call 554- 5105. Kenosha's ninth annual "Seasons on Ice" The Kenosha County Ice Arena will present its ninth annual Ice Holidays, "Seasons on Ice," at the arena located at 7727 60th Ave., Kenosha. The four performances are: Friday, April 26 at 7 p.m., Saturday, April 27 at 1:30 and 7:00 p.m. and Sunday, April 28 at 1:30 p.m. The show is under the direction of Candi Neveu and features figure skaters and hockey players from the Kenosha-Racine area. Call 694-8010 or s top in at the Ice Arena for tickets. Puzzler Answers Julich/Miskulin Theater futures • Continued from rage 9 Julich. "You have mere freedom here to design your own program within the spectrum of the curriculum. I've had so many teachers ar.d so many various opportunities that there is nothing that should r >p me in the professional theater." Although they are leaving 1'* dramatic arts discipline at Parkiide, both Miskulin and Julich will be a continuing asset to the department. With their futures already secured in graduate work, they represent the high calibre of training that is a direct result of the program that VanDyke has built in the last five years. Janet Broeren caught between second and third base last Wednesday, April •«Ib' wl*d l*• I' •I' -tf Pork/s Tavern & Cocktail Lounge "Fast becoming the talk of the town" 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • '1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... ** Bar Stool Races! ** Nuts & Bolts Contest ** 7-9 p.m. Ladles Drink Free! 25* Tap/75* Mixed/'2 Pitchers MILLER HIGH UFE ATHLETES OF THE WEEK Duane McClean Captain of the baseball team, senior Duane McClean plays centerfield. Duane hit 7 for 15, including 7 RBI's. Mike Stolnak Mike, a junior, plays left field. He hit 8 for 15, including 2 home runs. "Make it the happy hour," yelled Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner to his team in last Thursday's game against Lewis University. It wasn't the happy hour for Parkside, however, as Lewis won the double header, 5-3 and 11-0. Parkside outhit Lewis 9-3 in the first game. Tim Sorensen pitched five innings and Kyle Backes finished the game pitching two innings. The following game, Oberbruner wanted to try out his pitching staff and divided pitching between Chris Rozell and Mike Zuckley. The team traveled to Aurora College Friday and lost. Pitcher Rozell had a no-hitter for four and onehalf innings. After that, Rozell started getting tired and made four errors. Backes replaced him, but he made three errors. "We opened up to Lewis, who is very strong, and they nailed us. We didn't get out of that," said Oberbruner about Friday's loss to Aurora. Saturday, however, the Rangers were out of t heir slump as they de feated Milwaukee School of Engineering (MSOE) in the first 16-3. Sorensen pitched, three hits and striking out five. The second game was rained out in the third inning. Parkside had the lead, 9-0, but wasn't given the game because of t he lack of innings played. The Rangers will be playing today against Lakeland College at 2 p.m. Photo by Kris Odegaard Parkside player throws bat after hitting ball to defending team Lewis. The Rangers gave up their benches to Lewis University at last Thursday's game. 12 Thursday, April 18, 1985 " RANGER Parkside's Patti Mueller rounds second base as Loyola fields the ball. More photos inside. Pboto by Chris Mayes hi ba Season begins with loss Photo by Kris Odegaard A Parkside baseball player sliding into home base. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, Issue 27, April 18, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document III III ~ II. .- u"..' ~ ~ -c ."l:' fJ) 0 t: Q) ~ ~ .. ::: •':"; ~.- ...0. .E. I J" •:; .. ~s .. EE Kenosha Art Fair , Newscope photographer Darrell Borger caught a glimpse of nature at Lincoln Park in Kenosha. While the concrete jungles of the midwest Industrial machine eat up flora and fauna, there still remain a few places where a person can sit on grass that isn't imitation and smell real flowers. The few Edens left are many times only walking or bicycling distance away, and instead of cursing the heat, a few moments of quiet green can make you realize that we fit right into the scheme of things at 98.6degrees. Photographs By Darrell Borger ~~ I Newscope photographer Darrell Borger caught a glimpse of nature at jncoln Park in Kenosha. While the con c rete jungles of the midwest Industrial machine eat up flora and fauna, there still remain a few places where a person can sit on grass that isn't imitation and smell real flowers. The few Edens left are many times only walking or bicycling distance away , and instead of cursing the heat, a few moments of quiet green can make you realize that we fit right into the scheme of things at 98.6 degrees. Photographs By Darrell Borger Photographs BY Darrell Borger Sunday brought a pleasant, coudless day and with it, the artists. The annual Kenosha Air Fair attracted an overflow crowd of critics; both the curious and the committed. This year's Fair differed from last year's in that a larger location, Library Park, was selected to display the works of the artists. Previous Art Fairs, held in Civic Center Park, presumably fixed the number o'fartists on display to the space available. The Library Park location was to alleviate these restrictions. Although many more works were on display, the move for more room seems to have lost its purpose. The displays were set up along the walkways that meander through the park. Although this serves the interests of both conserva tion and ecology, it causes many strained eyes and stepped on feet. For the greater part of the da) the walkways were uncomfortably crowded ne was unable to spend a leisure unday afternoon enjoying the art of Southeastern Wi consin The show itself wa the better of last year's and reflects the improvement the Fair has shown as lime goes on. The range from traditional to contemporary was well represented, meluding copies of the masters, potteries, ceramics, metal sculpture. photography and macrame Photographs B Sunday brought a pleasant, coudless day and with it, the artists. The annual Kenosha Air Fair attracted an overflow crowd of critics; both the curiou and the committed . This year's Fair differed from last year's in that a l~rger location, Library Park, was selected to display the works of the artists. Previous Art Fairs, held in Civic Center Park, presumably fixed the number of artists on display to the space available . The Library Park location was to alleviate these restrictions. Although many more works were on display, the move for more room seems to have lost its purpose. The displays were set up along the walkways that meander through the park. Although this serves the interests of both conservation and ecology, it causes many strained eyes and stepped on feet. For the Darr ll r ,. PBge2 NEWSCOPE July 12,1971 Company in Kenosha . the Centrex system ha~~d installed at a cost of abou~ $3,000. About 250 lines ha been cut into se ve i.mitiia11y, but a capacirtVlce 1,500 lines will provid Yf 0( future .expansion ase : university grows. Other campuses it Centrex service will :1h the UW-Green Bay camrve later this year and wI: Oshkosh next year. . Metz sai~ the Parksicte sWltchove~ IS the first st 10 establishing new ep h f ex· c anges or about 4000 telephone sUbscriber~ in north.ern Kenosha ' southern Racine and part of the Somers-Parkside area thia summer. About $3 millionin computerized switching equipment, known as Ess will b~ installed in the n~ switching office on 22nd Avenue by August. ANNOUNCINGTHE OPENING ON JULY 1, 1971 OF K & S ASSOCIATES A PROFESSIONAL VOCATIONAL GUIDANCESERVICE Offering Services in the following areas Centrex Brings New Numbers To Parkside The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide has new telephone numbers. A new telephone system, Centrex, began serving the UW-P campus Saturday, July 10, when Wisconsin ~Telephone Company cut the university's telephones into an electronic central office at 255 - 22nd Avenue, called the Parkside Exchange. The main university telephone number is now 553-2121. However, all university telephones have their own four-diget extension numbers preceded by 553 and may be dialed directly from outside the university. Racine and Kenosha telephone books coming out later this summer will Include 66 different office listings. Meantime, persons calling 553-2121 are being routed to the office they want. Career & Educational Planning Diagnostic Testing by Licensed Psychologists Occupational Information and Employment Outlook 1303 Douglas Ave, Racine 633-2132 Further Information Available Unon Request USHORT STUFF" 9:00 P-.M. - 1:00 A.M. JULY 17 Student Activities Building Parkside and Wisconsin ID Required - 2112 - 14 - 52 ST . K~SHA I MIDTOWN BAR I & REST AURANT I PIZZA _ S.EAFOODS ITALIAN_AMERICAN e occ I COCKTAll,.S E;:NTERTAINMENT \" BOOKS - NOVELS GREENING OF AMERICA by Charles Reich ~). .' .. ' f .' ~-:-c~y. ,U;~i~. " '" .... ~.\\ --) .' ,' Q\l,.,IFORNIA GENERATION by .1acqueline Briskin \ . THE COUPLE by Mr. & Mrs. K ~ R-K NE~S AGENCY~~ Newspape~s • Paperbacks· Magazines ~ 5816 Sixth Ave. & Pershing Plaza NEED BOOKS? The Kenosha & Racine Campus Book Stores are now closed for the summer, but all books are still available from the store on the Wood Road Campus. /01 CARL'S/ PIZZA h, four Sius 9'" • ·12" - I.... - 16" ALSO • l'IS • S'AGHB'TI • CHICKEN GNoceHI ..... VIOLl • LA SAGNA • SEA. FOOD • SANDWICHU CAllY.oUTS - DELIVElY "YOU .'NG ... WE atlHC'" 657-9843 or 658-4922 UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Some frequently called Parks ide numbers are; Admissions 2241, Athletics. 2245 Business 2201, Cha~cellor 2211, Education Division 2241, Humanistic Studies 2331, Science Division 2326, Social Science Division 2316, Auxiliary Enterprises 2294, Information Center 2345, Library 2238, Protection and Security 2455, Public Information 2233, Student Affairs 2225, University Extension 2312, Management Science Division 2271, Engineering Science Division 2314. Persons dialing the old Parkside number are told the new number by recording. The greater part of both Kenosha and Racine is now able to call Parkside toll free. Joe Metz, manager of the Wisconsin' Telephone For What It's Worth by Sandy Principe It's no news that there is presently a job crisis in the United States. A college education no longer guarantees I job let alone a position related to your major. Statistics show it harder to obtain a position equipped with a Ph. D. than with a M.A. Television ten years ago was saturated with commercials begging for teachers. Since then, education has become one of the m.. t crowded of all professional .fields. This overflow was 3 reflected in the social sciences and has begun to affect the science i.e., physics and chemistry. Seeing so many friends uriable to practice within their choosen fields gave me the idea for this column. Each week I will choose one major and research as be&t (as best II available statistics allow) the opportunities for that field.I will also talk to counselors at Parks ide whenever possible. I hope it will be intersting, informative, and most ofall relevant. Presents Paper In USSR ~«: r;: 'll Fa r Newscope • A trip of Moscow to deliver an invited paper before the 13th International Congress of the History of Science will climax a summer of research for Frank N. Edgerton, an assistant professor of history at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. Edgerton's research is supported by grants from the UW Graduate School and the American Philosophical Society. Edgerton left June 15 for Cambridge, England, where he Editor warren Nedry Copy Edi tor John Koloen News Editor Marc Eisen Feature Editor Paul Lomartire Business Manager John Gray NEWS STAFF BobBorchardt, Darrell Borger, James Casper, Jim Koloen, Bill Sorensen. CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Mike Stevesand Janet Sabol, Mike Starr. ' BUSINESS STAFF Connie Kinsella, Dave Kraus, Don Marjara, Barb Scott. will continue research begWl last year on the life of HewettC. Watson, the 19th cenlury's foremost student of the distribution and variation d British plants, and his influence on Charles Darwin's theory rJ. evolution by natural selection. Edgerton will remain in England until mid·Augusl before going to Moscowfortbe history of science congressA~. 16 through 25.The topicofh~ paper for the cong:ess 1~ "Darwin's AnalySIS 0 Biological Competition", ,. PHONES Editorial Business is aD Summer NewScope r independentstudentnews~ composedand publishedw()bl17 through the summersess'ty II students of the. Unive~~ Wisconsin-Park~l~e. are ohtained advertismgrunds (of the sole source of reven~ .. the operationofNewsCf ~... copies are prtnte tbI distributed thrOUg~crJP' Kenosha and Racln .... munities as well ~s ". University. Free cor" available uponcequ.. ' Page2 NEWSCOPE July 12 , 1971 AN , OU NCI NG TI-IE OPE ING ON JULY l, 1971 OF K & S ASSOCIAT ES A PROFESSIO 'AL VO CATION AL GUIDANCE SERV I CE Offering Services i n t he foll ow ing areas Career & tduc a t i onal Planning Di agnostic Testing by Lice nsed Psycholog ists Occupationa l Inform a tion an d Employmen t Outl ook 1303 Douglas Av e , Ra c ine 6 33- 2 132 f urt l1e r Informa t ion Avai l ab le Up on Request ''SHORT STUFF'' 9:00 ~.M. - 1:00 A.M. JULY 17 Student Activities Building P,,rk ide and Wiscon in ID Required PEPSl·COLA f I ~. ._ __________ /_... . ... \ " Kenosha - Racine BOOKS - NOVELS GREENING OF AMERICA by Cha rle s Reich TH E COUPLE by Mr. &Mrs . K CAL IFORNIA GENERAT ION -~ · = by Jacqueline Briskin R-K NE~S AGENCY *~ Newspape~s - Paperbacks - Magazines ~ 5816 Sixth Ave. & Pershing Plaza NEED BOOKS? The Kenosha & Racine Campus Book Stores are now closed for the summer, but all books are still available from the store on the Wood Road Campus. UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Centrex Brings New The U n iv ersity of \\'isconsin -Parkside has new telephone numbers . A new telephone system, Centrex, began serving the UW-P campus Saturday , July 10 , when Wisconsin 5elephone Company cut the university's telephones into an electronic central office at 255 - 22nd A venue, called the Parkside Exchange. The main university telephone number is now 553 -2121. However, all university telephones have their own four-diget extension numbers preceded by 553 and may be dialed directly from outside the university . Racine and Kenosha telephone books coming out later this summer will i nclude 66 different office listings . Meantime, persons calling 553 -2121 are being routed to the office they want. I MIDTOWN BAR I ~ & RESTAURANT I PIZZA - SEAFOODS I I TALIAN-AMERICAN FOOC> I COCKTAI L,.$ l;::NTERTAI N MENT I 2112 - 14 - 52 ST. K~SHA. 111 Four Sizes 9" . 12" _ 14" _ 16" ALSO • RIIS • SPAGHOTI • CHICKEN GHOCCHI • llAVIOll • LA SAGHA • SEA FOOD • SAHDWICHU CAltlLY-OUTS - DELIVERY " YOU II/HG .. . WE IIJHG" 657-9843 or 658-4922 I Numbers To Parkside Some frequently called Parkside numbers are: Admissions 2241, Athletics 2245 Business 2201 , Cha~cellor 2211, Education Division 2241, Humanistic Studies 2331 , Science Division 2326 , Social Science Division 2316, Auxiliary Enterprises 2294, Information Center 2345 , Library 2238 , Protection and Security 2455 , Public Information 2233, Student Affairs 2225, University Extension 2312, Management Science Division 2271 , Engineering Science Division 2314 . Persons dialing the old Parkside number are told the new number by recording. The greater part of both Kenosha and Racine is now able to call Parkside toll free . Joe Metz , manager of the Wisconsin- Telephone Company in Kenosha . the Centrex system ha~ bsaict installed at a cost of ~en $3 ,000. About 250 linesah ut b a~ een cut into se . . ·t· 11 b rv1ce m1 ia y, ut a capac ·t I. . 1 Y or 1,500 mes will provid r fu~ure . expansion as e t~r umvers1ty grows. e Other campuses . C t . With en rex service will s th UW erve e -Green Bay ca"' I t th. ..,pus a er 1s year and WSU Oshkosh next year. · Metz said the Park .d ·t h . SI e sw1 c over 1s the first t in establishing new s ep h f e~ c anges or about 4 000 telephone subscriber; in northern Kenosha southe Ra . , rn cme and part of th Somers-Parkside area th~ summer. About $3 million . t . 1n co~pu enzed switching ~mpm~nt, known as Ess , will be mstalled in the new switching office on 22nd A venue by August. For What It's Worth by Sandy Principe It's no news that there is presently a job crisis in the United States. A college education no longer guarantees a job let alone a position related to your major. Statistics show it harder to obtain a position equipped with a Ph. D. than with a M.A. Television ten years ago was saturated with commercials begging for teachers. Since then , education has become one of the most crowded of all professional fields~ This overflow was soon reflected in the social sciences and has begun to affect the science i.e., physics and chemistry. Seeing so many friends unable to practice within their choosen fields gave me the idea for this column. Each week I will choose one major and research as best (as best as available statistics allow) the opportunities for that field . I will also talk to counselors at Parkside whenever possible. I hope it will be inters ting, informative, and most of all relevant. Presents Paper In USSR A trip of Moscow to deliver an invited paper before the 13th In te rnational Congress of the History of Science will climax a summer of research for Frank N. Edgerton , an assis tant professor of his tory at the Uni v ersi ty of WisconsinParkside . Edgert on ' s research is supported by grants from the UW Graduate School and the American Philosophical Socie ty. Edgerton left June 15 for Cambridge, England, where he will continue research begu n last year on the life of Hewett C. Watson , the 19th centur y' foremost student of the distribution and var iation of British plants , and his influence on Charles Darwin 's theory of evolution by natural selection. Edgerton will rema in in England until mid -Augu.t before going to Moscow fo r the history of science congr ess Auf 16 through 25 . The topic of h! paper for the cong: ess 1 " Darwin's Anal ysis of Biological Competi ti on ". :::i.~~~QQP'.?WW881&:rr···11 ;·;;·;r~ Newscape (I Editor Warren Nedry Copy Editor John Koloen News Editor Marc Eisen Feature E_ditor Paul Lomartire Business Manager John Gray NEWS STAFF Bob Borchardt, Darrell Borger, James Casper, Jim Koloen Bill Sorensen. ' CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Mike Stevesand Janet Sabol Mike Starr. ' ' BUSINESS STAFF Connie Kinsella, Dave Kraus, Don Marjara, Barb Scott. PHONES Editorial Business 553-2~ 553-24 · an Summer Newscope , 15 1 independent stude~t ne"!i:ri> composed and published . b through the summer session :i · rs1t, ~ students of the uruve ·dent Wisconsin-Park~i~e . 5! art obtained advertising fun ue tor the sole source of reven 4 the operation of Newscope. 'nd · ted 8 copies are pnn tht distributed thro~gh corn· Kenosha and Racine tbt munities as well as art University. Free copies available upon request. -- by Marc Eisen f the Newscope Staff Th: Science Division Executive mmittee has voted to reaffirm its eOrlier recommendation that Prof. ~~mes Russell Brokaw's faculty pointment not be renewed beyond ap June 1972. . Chancellor Wyllie has concurred ·th this recommendation. ~'Brokaw, an assistant professor of ychology, said in reaction to this, ~ThiSisn't the end of the matter. I do tend to see recourse at higher ~vels. It's perfectly obvious .they haven't listened to the rna terial I presented. " volves Dean Morrow. He involved himself In making the decision at the diVISIOnal level, and then later reviews that decision as Dean I don't see how that could fail to 'influence the decision at the divisional level." Brokaw said further that Dean Morrow hampered his presentation before the Executive Committee by allowing him to see his personnel file only two days before the hearing. The written notification allowing him to. do this came the same day as his written notifica tion of the time of the hearing came. Except, Brokaw noted, "I never Jut) u. 1971 questions on these two matters and then left the room." he said. "I did not take part in any of the Committee's deliberationS." He added that after the Committee reached its decision Professor Isenberg asked him to put In writing what he had told the Committee orally. The Dean emphasized that the Committee did not ask him his opinion on the matter, and that he did not tell the Committee what it was. He said, also, that to hi knowledge Chancellor Wyllie had never told the Executive Committee Brokaw Termination Stands the cience division and with the admmistration wa . when he brought Dr Joel Green poon to Park. 'de m the prmg of 1970 Greenspoon. a psychologi t, wa being considered for an appointment at Parkside at the lime Bro aw tressed that "Green . poon is a big man 10 p Y chology , and I got the irnpre: ron that the reaction he received from the pie m the division wa that the\ did not hke him." . "Furthermore: he !>a,d.·1 got the impres ion that the Chancellor may have been offended by something Greenspoon id It'. r-----------... He claimed the act itself was political in nature. He said, "I think manyof my problems are due to the fact that I was active in campus life. 1maintain there is reason to believe IIlatmy participation on the Campus Concerns Committee, and other organizations such as the Luddites led to my firing." Twoweeks ago Brokaw spoke for oearly three hours before an open hearing of the Executive Committee as he rebutted the charges made against him in the Committee's initial recommendation of nonrenewal. Hecontended then that Chancellor Wyllie personally sought the termination of his contract. Brokaw asserts that he was !reated unfairly in the re-evalation Gf his case. He feels the Dean of the OJIlege of Science and Society, WimamMorrow 1 is the prime cause af this. He told Newscope, "The most glaring instances of unfairness tbroughout the whole matter inreceived oral notification that I could inspect my personnel file prior to Tuesday, even thouth the Dean had given me oral notification of the hearing many days before that." In addition to this, Brokaw maintains that the time of the hearing was set despite the fact he had a severe case of laryngitis and told the Dean that his voice might not hold up through the hearing. In answer to these charges, Dean Morrow told Newscope that he did not take part in the deliberations of the Science Division Executive Committee. He explained, "At the request of the Executive Committee, I appeared before the Committee to answer questions of information on two matters: student complaints that may have been communicated to me regarding Professor Brokaw's teaching, and a specific dispute between a group of students and Professor Brokaw. "I responded to the Committee's by John Koloen or the Newscope Staff One of the most controversial issues in recent struck Kenosha six months ago in the form of female dancers. Aside from under-the-breath and perhaps an amorphous bunch of dirty old who oggle the ladies anyway, an estimated 25,000 pellOllllans have visited the handful of toplessmiess nightspots, presumably uninspired by the Is of the prurien t. ". you've followed this foremost issue, you are . r with the Mayor's indignation at the June 21 ting of the Common Council. At the June 7 g when the council voted to a 9 to 9 tie to renew class "B" liquor licenses of the establishments the yor exercised his authority and in each case voted deny~enewal. The owners subsequently requested tthe,r licenses be renewed with the condition that diSContinue nude entertainment. At the June 7 . g the mayor stated that he would veto the 'f the Council recanted its previous decision to Y renewal. The outcome of' this meeting blunted tavern keepers hopes of remaining in business. Now the~wners, by court ruling, will remain open busllless until July 26. A hearing is scheduled for date at the Federal District court in Milwaukee. . CItyattorney's office is handling the city's case, I Jay Schwartz is defending the tavern keepers. , n a slm,lar case in Madison, the Dangle, a ern advertising topless-bottomless enterent, lost its liquor license at the hands of the COuncil.Though the issue in the Dangle case, and' bly the Kenosha cases, was the response of ntonUdity, the Madison council could not ban ,Cinders and the Dangle has since turned mto a ~house featuring topless-bottomless en- 1Ilers. Because no liquor is served the Dangle 1h minors as well as an over twenty-one crowd. __illSupreme Court has ruled that nudity of itself egal or offensive, the Madison counc~1 ~uc- . III reducing the number of restrictions ling nUde entertainment to the point of actually not to renew Prol. Brokaw's contract. In regard to Prof. Brokaw being notified as tate as he was that he· could see his personnel file, Dean Morrow said, "Both the Division Chairman and myself have been operating under instructions to consult with the niversity Lawyer (Burt Wagner 1 regarding mailers of procedure. "We were not advised earlier that this should be done. As soon as we were so advised, I communicated so with Professor Brokaw," he said. "I'm no lav,"yer," he continued. "My impression is that such procedures carried out on ad\'ise 01 the University lawyer have gone considerably beyond what may be required by the Roth Judicial decision in affording rights and privileges to laculty members In appealing a non·renewal decisIOn." Brokaw told 'ewscope that he thought the turning point in his relations with the senior laculty in obvious Greenspoon is a verv Iorthright guy, and he would have not put up with Ihe kmd of poliuc thC) ha ve been practicing." It wa after th. VI it that tud -nt complaints about Brokaw' teachrng began 10 appear lie ,. Ih OJ a prompted by the adrnini rrauon II~ POints out that In contra. t 10 th' he had received "hal he de ribed a. a fairly ubstantial merit mer -nu-nt III salary In answer to thi . D~3n \torrO', said, "I really don't think reacuon to Professor Greenspoon I'nten'<l into the ba~'IS of th(O to: -~utl\ 1 Committee dec' ',on. and certalnh not In my own d 'I- Jon" . Dean ~Iorro\\ mdlcatl d thaI he has a fa\'orable Impr '.. ,on of Dr Greenspoon a a p. y choln', I Concerning the merit Inl"rt'llll'nl the Dean aid It "as onl) an 3\ l'r.lgt" ize increment, and that tht' d("C'1Ion on It wa reached l'arllcr 10th(' \l ar Though new' of 'I \I . n'l con;"\l'<l to Profcs r Brokaw 1111 th' . pel/l ' semesler increa Ing the number of pot nllal pllrol\! In Kenosha there eem. to be a con. 'd 'r I Aap between charg leveled by th alderm nand Ih defense held by th tavern own rs l-). nil lIy Ih' owners claim that the c,ty, 'f ,t . u . ,n d n)',nR them licenses, wtlllnterfere with th Ir earn,n pow I'r Severa I ow:ners ha v been In bw m. for ov r tw ,'nl \ years, long before entertamers w r featured and for them it may be d,fflcult to fmd altemat mplo) m"nt Secondly, there 's the right of the palron 10 dl'I,'rmln" the type of enterlamm nl he w,lI enJOY He 'nl,. UC facing the upreme Court have focu>ed on lh~ In dividuals right, and "h ther or not h ha ,t to r ',I<I pornographic material, watch X rated him., '10m of the issues involved here ,. the per. onal fn'<'dnm of the mdividualto choos hi' pol. n and to u. " llllll' a he desires. DUring the coun ,I h arlnR:, ald,'rm,'n nl'[lOSlng the tavern owner' rehed hea\,ly on \ague and ab stract assertions Their argumen . c1a,med thaI th,' presence of nude entertam rs defiled the reputat, 11 of the city, furnished an atmosphere conducl\ to prostitition. set ,mproper moral ·tandard for children; caused di re peet (or law and authonty, and promoted an "w,de open c,ty" effeet In addition the aldermen contended that law enforcement problems have mcreased a a result of the entertainment necessitatmg an Increase In poltce man hours to deal with it. According to the council minutes o( June 21 the main problems were parking and litter violations. It also mentioned that patrols were heard to shout obscenities and that "crimes of a violent nature" have gone up. These latter charges are supportable by polIce records but to ascertain their causes, that is, to determine that they resulted from a combination of nude dancers and liquor is difficult. Dancers have been arrested on charges of lewdnesd but this infraction is a misdemeanor and carries a fine of $250 if convicted, but it hardly constitutes a crime of a violent nature. A source close to the owners told this writer that there have been very few arrests for lewdness (Centinued on Page 61 DARRELL BORGER by Marc Eisen f the Newscope Staff Th; Science Division Executive rnrnittee has voted to reaffirm its co )ier recommendation that Prof. e:~es Russell Brokaw's faculty J pointment not be renewed beyond ap June 1972 . . Chancellor Wylhe ha~ concurred with this recommendation. Brokaw , an assistant professor of ,vchology , said in reaction to this, frhis isn't the end of the matter. I do intend to see recourse ~t higher levels. It's perfectly obvious _they 1iaven't listened to the material I presented ." v?lves J?ean Morrow . He involved ~~s~lf m making the decision a t the div~s1onal level, and then later reviews that decision as Dean I don' t see how that c ould fa il to .influence the decis ion at the divisional level. " Brokaw said further tha t Dean Morrow hampered his presentation befor~ the_ Executive Committee bv allowing him to see his personnel file only two ?'1YS before the hea r ing. . The written notification allowing h~m to_ do this came the same day as his written notification of the time of the hearing came. Except, Brokaw noted, " I ne ver j J11l)l! , 1 ii que ·tions on the two m tt then left the room." he id. "I did not take part in anv of th Committee' deliberations . .. He added that after th Com mitt reached it- decLion Prof or I enberg a ked him to put in \\Titin what he had told the ommitt orally. The Dean empha::ized that h Committee did not a - him hi opinion on the matter and hat h - did not tell the om~ittee \"hat it was. He aid. al o, that to hi knowledge hancellor \\ vllie had never told the E. ·ecutive omm1tt Brokaw Termination Stands He claimed the act itself was political in nature. He said, "I think many of my problems are due to the fact that I was active in campus life. I maintain there is reason to believe that my participation on the Campus Concerns Committee, and other organizations such as the Luddites led to my firing ." 1\vo weeks ago Brokaw spoke for nearly three hours before an open hearing of the Executive Committee as he rebutted the charges made against him in the Committee's initial recommenda t ion of non renewal. He contended then that Ch a n cellor Wyllie personally sought the termination of his contract. Brokaw asserts that h e wa s treated unfairly in the re-evalat ion or his case. He feels the Dean of the College of Science a nd Society, William Morrow , is the prim e cause of this . He told Newscope , " The mos t glaring instances of unfairness throughout the whole matter inby John Koloen of the Newscope Staff received oral notifica tion that I could inspect my personnel fil e prior to Tuesday, even thouth the Dean had given me oral notifi cation of the hearing many days befo r e t hat." In addition to t his, Brokaw maintains that the ti m e of the hearing wa s s et despite t he fact he had a severe case of laryngitis and told the Dean that his voice might not hold up through the hearing. In answer to the se charges. Dean Morrow told Newscope that he did not take part in the deliberations of the Science Division Executive Com m ittee. He explained, "At the request of the Executive Committee. I appeared before the Committee to a nswer questions of information on tw o matters: student complaints that may ha ve been communicated to me r egarding Professor Brokaw·s teachi ng, and a specific dispute between a group of students and Professor Broka w. " I responded to the Co m mittee's One of the most controversial issues in recent ) rs struck Kenosha six months ago in the form of 111~ female dancers . Aside from under-the-breath nes and perhaps an amorphous bunch of dirty old nwho oggle the ladies anyway, an estimated 25 ,000 kenoshans have visited the handful of toplesstomless nightspots , presumably uninspired by the erests of the prurient. b )f_ you '_ve followed this foremost issue , you are mil_iar with the Mayor ' s indignation at the June 21 t~ng of the Common Council. At the June 7 hng when the counc il voted to a 9 to 9 tie to renew clas s " B" liquor lice nses of the establis hme nts the Yor ex ercised his authority and in each case vote d d ny renewal. The owners subsequently r equested t th eir licenses be renewed with the condition that discontinue nude entertainment. At the June 7 ting the mayor stated that he would ve to the ng if the council recanted its previous decis ion to Y renewal. The outcome of this m eeting blunted tavern keepers hopes of remaining in business. for No~ the owners, by court ruling , will remain open business until July 26. A hearing is scheduled for d~te at the Federal District court in Milwaukee. il city attorney 's office is handling the city ' s case, ;/ay ~c~wartz is defending the tavern keepers. ~ a similar case in Madison, the Dangle, a talJ:~ advei:tisi!lg tople ss-bottomles s e nter - ty nt , lost its liquor licen&e at the hands of the ~ouncil. Though the issue in the Dangle case, a nd · tnabJy the Kenosha cases was the response of et'tnan to nudity the Madiso~ council could not ban rrca nders and the Dangle has since turned into a eehouse featuring topless -bottomless enainers. Because no liquor is served the Dangle ~ . d nunors as well as an over twenty-one crow · not ~e Supreme Court has ruled that nudity o! itself !~gal or offensive, the Madison counc~l ~uc. in reducing the number of restrictions ting nude entertainment to the point of actually not to renew Prof. Bro ·aw· con tract. In rega r d to Prof. Brokaw bein notified a late a he \'a· that h • could ee h1 per onnel file, Dean Morrow said, "Both the Di\'Lion Chairman and my elf ha,e b n operating under in truction to consult with the ni\-ersity Lawy r <Burt Wagner ) regarding matter · of procedure. "We\\ ere not advised earlier that this should be done . A~- oon a " ' were so advised , I communicated . o \\ith Profe or Brokaw:' he said. "I'm no lawyer, " he continued. "l\1y impre ion i · that uch procedure· carried out on adv1 of the 'niversity lawyer hav go considerably beyond what ma y be required by the Roth Judicial deci ion in affording right nd privileg to faculty m . in appealing a non -ren wal d i ion ." Brokaw told . ·e ,. cope that h thought the turning point in hi. relation with th .: nior faculty in DAR RE L L BORGER PF. Pa 3 By Bob Borchardl LIghthouse One Fine Morning Evolution - 3007 LIGHTHOUSE kip Prokop Drums. Percus ion, vocals, Paul Hoffert Piano, Bives, Ralph Cole Guitar, Vocal ,Don DIOOVO,Viola; Dick Arrmn , Cello, Louie Ycknin, Ba . Keith Jolimore, Sax, Flute, Vocals. Larry rruth, Trombone, Vocal ,Howard hore, Sax, Pete Pantaluk, Trumpet. Bob Mc- Bride, Lead Vocal , Percussion. In last week's review, I mentioned that in my opinion, BS&T and Chicago could be 10danger of intell tualizrng their music to the point where It becomes :1 rile Lighthouse will never have to worry about that. Whil Ii temng to the album, I somehow get the feeling thatthey'" collectively strained ev ry available creative muscle to the break 109 POlOtjust to accomplish what they have on this album To go any farther would be to overload a mental circuit. However. there is a lot that can be said for, and about, what is on "One Fine Morning." FIrst, the writers for LIghthouse apparently still feel it appropriate to start a tune with eight bars of a Sandy Nelson drum beat, which makes you wonder wben this album was recorded. That type of intro lost July I!. 19i1 its effectiveness back in the days of "Wipe Out" and has only been perpetuated by one Mr. B. Rich who couldn't care when it went out as long as he was playing a solo. Secondly, the lyrics at times seem to be the product of whoever it was that did those road-side masterpieces for Burma-Shave. On occassion, both words and music come plagiaristicatly together to cause the listener considerable mental distress as he tries to remember where he's heard that strongly familiar original composition. After all that, it sounds funny to say that I like the album. I like it not so much for what it is, but what it could be. There are even some redeeming factors that make this album worthwhile, as is. First of all, although many of the musical themes are simply variations of someone elses material, they've been changed enough to sound fresh, at times even vital. They've got a big sound and they are one of the few groups around that know how to use it. The absence of good soloists (the piano player's attempts are sometimes comical) seems to lighten and improve them as an ensemble. The horn parts are written in close structure almost in the style of a Barbershop Quartet enabling them to sound full seven ths and ninths with only three or four parts. But the success of the album is due to one simple fact. The musicians are experienced and can play. Instrumentally, in the words of Steppin Fetchit, "Dey shoo ain't no flies on dem". Just listen once, and you'll be able to tell that they're all seasoned vets and simply don't make mistakes. Their creativiity is distinctly separa ted from their instrumental musicionship. While one is lacking, the other is flawless. What this group could do with some high caliber charts would be something to hear. As an ensemble, thffl:I perfect. In fact, they more than match Chicago. Range is no problem for the horns while weird meters present none for the rythm section. Even vocally, there outstanding. In the end, what hurts the record is lack of good charts that would let the band show.what thy're very capable of doing. BANANAS With Woody Allen and Louise Lasser When it comes to assured laughter, the kind that always seems to come, there are three people who come to mind . . . Peter Sellers, Steve Allen and Woody Allen. They all deal 10 innuendo and inference, seasoned with slapstick and satire ... a combination that never fails to get me off. Woody Allen successfully got me laughint again with "Banas.", a superficial saure that deals only with the obvious. This treahnent provides old Woody with the perfect comedy environment; coming on with all the relevance of Voltaire and the silliness of "Mad Magazine" . I feel that one of the important things to do when entering the realm of Allen is a kind of seU perusal. One should carefully leave all civility and affectation behind him and try to remember the kid who always sat in the rear of the eighth grade classroom. Remember, too, how you enjoyed his pure silliness and courage; and how, in your parasitic joy you egged him to go even further, until all punishment fell on his kindly head. Some of these poor fellows never quite realized what they were, but, some of the did. Woody Allen was one who did. With a latent theme of revolution we find Woody moving thru the continuous joke of involvement. His first stereo-typical love with Louise Lasser, who, with a certain genius, plays upon the image of today's missionary in-crowder. who looks upon Woody's hilarious world as a cancerous growth, while learning to smile un· derstandingly about it. The conversations are really very funny. . . a play on not listening and not saying (anything worth listening to). Eventually the monster of rationalization finds Woody the revolutionary president of a mythical carribbean coup-sprung republic. He returns to the United States where more fun is poked at the FBI democracy, love, pride and the world at large. His new image as the great emancipator attracts the "missionary" again. They are married, and a truly hilarious scene occurs where their first night of mating is portrayed as a box109 match ... complete WIth narration and interviews with the participants by Howard Cosell . . . I simply can't go on. . . heh-heh-heh-he-he-he_ho-ho_ ho-ho-ho-hi-hi-hi-haw_haw_ haw-haw-eek-eek-ook-ook William Sorensen by Paul Lomartire of the Newscope slall If the air is still, you may hear a . Faces are flushed, strained. Nec~l1let~ Stomachs fight to free thel!lseJ art III boundaries imposed by belts, girdlesVesfill waisted clothing. Hands soothe aodand ilIl extended and swollen bellies .PIt appreciation of "a job well d~~' smoke creeps and curls into the ~~- versa tions are a t a minimum ovatr. l4 splattered and cluttered with bolJitJleI lIbIe and tasteless food, sweating waterg~"'" crumpled napkins, sticky with &reaIe ... This scene is taken from what I ~ becoming an American phellOmell!hII catching on faster and faster in diffl!l'ed ..... everywhere. The phenomen is best , the invitation displayed in many ~ "All You Can Eat". With this semi-dan atmosphere and an empty slomadl,·1It people will devour anything in P&u..i proportions except straight poiscJa for ._ prrce, Many restaurants are using this lure Hut and Shakey's Pizza Parlor eadI "- evenings when pizza can be cOll8UDl•ed proportion for the fixed price. A\aO in "- the eating 'facilities at Grant's in ""-I Plaza have, for some time, offered DIlU as fish and chicken in the same .. Howard Johnson's chain even Utlillell ~ of letting the public pay the nat ralulII until they call it quits. Not everyone who frequeIlII smorgasbord, or similar restaurant III of course. Many like this style 01eatiDg of the wide choice it offers. But !be GDiIIr-' and invitation is stillthere, 1oO:fI!mplIII many to pass up, "All You Can'Eat." I decided to tryout three plaeellIIIl this offer. I visited three dIIfeNI1llJJ11 restaurants that were still similar. IfInl the Anchor Inn Restaurant on Soulh Road in Kenosha. Realizing that I could eat aU lIII shrimp, chicken or ham I wantedto, I. mind the fact that sound judgemeDl. your job, ilstarlllD your mind" "When IWIIIlid. nothing to say,lDIIl'I just talking abaal We had notbiDlllD eighteen years 014 you had to wtrl married, ... go lD by Paul Lomartire of the Newscope staff Glancing at James Murphy, one would probably not speculate what is beneath the twinkle in his eye. Given a good cigar, and an interested audience, James Murphy will inadvertently show what singles him out of the working class of which he is a part. Murphy, six year Marine veteran, father, Parkside Physical Plant worker, jack-of-all-trades master of none, can make people instant friends. With that good cigar, and half of the Newscope staff as an audience, James Murphy told why he decided to go to college after being out of school for eighteen years. He also told of his philosophies, his attitudes, his likes and dislikes. After only a few minutes of conversation, one realizes that James Murphy is preferrably called Murph. He is a Physical Plant worker at Parkside. This job includes ~knowledge in plumbing, carpentry, and electricity, to name but a few fields. He likes his job very much, but feels "once you become satisfied with Worki Jack PE J I:?, 19il by Paul Lomartire of the Newscope staff , Pereven vital. They've got a big sound and they are one of the few groups around that know how to use it. The absence of good soloists (the piano player'~ attempts are sometimes ~omical) seems to lighten and improve them as an ensemble. The horn parts are written in close structure almost in the style of a Barbershop Quartet enabling them to sound full sevenths and ninths with only three or four If the air is still, you may hear a Faces are flushed, strained. Neck qm 1 Stomachs fight to free themsel . ar boundaries imposed by belts, girdles\ 1 waisted clothing. Hands soothe and an extended and swollen bellies seern·P-i appreciation of "a job well d~ne." ~f smoke creeps and curls into the atr versations are at a minimum O\· its effectiveness back in the d_ays of "Wipe Out" and has only been perpetuated by one tr. ~- Rich who couldn't care when 1t went out a long as he was playing a solo condJy, the lyrics at times ~m to be the product of whoever it was that did those road-side ma ·terpieces for Burma-Shave. On occa ion. both words and mu 1c come plagiaristicatly together to cause the listener considerable mental distress as parts. . d 1 , er splattered an c uttered with bones and tasteless f~, sw_eating water g ' crumpled napkins, sticky with grease r have to h tries to remember where he's But the success of the album is due to one simple fact. The musicians are experienced and can play. Instrumentally, in the words of Steppin Fetchit, "Dey sho' ain't no flies on dem". Just listen once, and you'll be able to tell that they're all seasoned vets and simply don't make mistakes. Their creativiity is distinctly separated from their instrumental musicionship. While one is lacking, the other is flawless. What this group could do with some high caliber charts would be something to hear. This scene is taken from what I becoming an American phenomen catching on faster and faster in differ 1 everywhere. The phenomen is best def the invitation displayed in many r "All You Can Eat". With this semi-<tare atmosphe~e and an empty stomac1i' 1 people . will devour a~ything in g1u, pr?porhons except straight poison for 8 B \ , "A. "A ·ith Woody Allen and Loui La r Wh n it come to assured 1 ughter , the kind that alway eem to come, there ar three people who come to mind . . . Peter lier . teve Allen and Woody lien . They all deal in i nnuendo and inference , oned with lap tick and tire . . . a combination that never fails to get me off. Woody Allen successfully ot m laughint again with " 8.ana ' , a uperficial tire that deal only with th obviou . Thi treatment provid old Woody with the p rfect comedy en\ i ronment ; coming on with all the relevance of \'oltaire nd the silliness of ' ·. lad 1agazine". I f I that one of the important things to do when entering the realm of Allen i a kind of elf peru al. One hould carefully leave all heard that strongly familiar civility and affectation behind him and try to remember the kid who always sat in the rear of the eighth grade classroom. Remember, too, how you enjoyed his pure silliness and courage; and how, in your parasitic joy you egged him to go even further, until all punishment fell on his kindly head. Some of these poor fellows never quite realized what they were, but, some of the did . Woody Allen was one who did. With a latent theme of revolution we find Woody moving thru the continuous joke of involvement. His first stereo-typical love with Louise Lasser, who, with a certain genius, plays upon the image of today's missionary in~rowder, who looks upon Woody's hilarious world as a cancerous growth, while learning to smile understandingly about it. The conversations are really price. As an ensemble, thtN:l perfect. Many restaurant& are using this lure Hut and Shakey's Pizza Parlor each r evenings when pizza can be consumed proportion for the fixed price. Also in K the eating 'facilities at Grant's in p Plaza have, for some time, offered m as fish and chicken in the same v Howard Johnson's chain even utilizes a of letting the public pay the flat rate In fact, they more than match Chicago. Range is no problem for the horns while weird meters present none for the rythm section. Even vocally, there outstanding. In the end, what hurts the record is lack of good charts that would let the band show what thy're very capable bf doing. until they call it quits. Not everyone who frequen smorgasbord, or similar restaurant is a of course. Many like this style of eating of the wide choice it offers. But the op and · invitatiorr is still there, too temp many to pass up, "All You Can Eat." I decided to try out three places that this offer. I visited three different I) restaurants that were still similar. I firs the Anchor Inn Restaurant on South very funny . . . a play on not listening and not saying (anything worth listening to). Eventually the monster of rationalization finds Woody the revolutionary president of a mythical carribbean coup-sprung republic. He returns to the United States where more fun is poked at the FBI democracy, love, pride and the world at large. His new image as the great emancipator attracts the "missionary" again. They are married, and a truly hilarious scene occurs where their first night of mating is portrayed as a ~xing match ... complete with narration and int~~ views with the participants by Howard Cosen . . . I simply can't go on heh-heh-heh-he-he-he-ho~h~-ho- ho-ho-hi-hi-hi-haw-hawhaw- haw-eek-eek-ook-ook William Sorensen Road in Kenosha. Realizing that I could eat all shrimp, chicken or ham I wanted to I mind the fact that sound judgement by Paul Lomartire of the Newscope staff Glancing at James Murphy, one would probably not speculate what is beneath the twinkle in his eye. Given a good cigar, and an interested audience, James Murphy will inadvertently show what singles him out of the working class of which he is a part. Murphy, six year Marine vet~ran, father, Parkside Physical Plant worker, jack-of-all-trades master of none, can make people instant friends. With that good cigar, and half of the Newscope staff as an audience, James Murphy told why he decided to go to college after being out of school for eighteen years. He also told of his philosophies, his attitudes, his likes and dislikes. After only a few minutes of conversation, one realizes that James Murphy is preferrably called Murph. He is a Physical Plant worker at Parkside. This job includes "' knowledge in plumbing, carpentry, and electricity, to name but a few fields. He likes his job very much, but feels "once you become satisfied with your job, it starts your mind." "When I was a nothing to say, 1 just talking aboo We had nothing eighteen years old you had to married, or go - Jul) 12.1971 suming any food is sensible, and the phrase "your eyes are bigger tban your stomach" is all too true. Among the fish nets, buoys, Hermann Melville's ghost, and a waitress who thought everythmg was funny, Maggie, a friend, and I began to sample what The Anchor Inn had to offer, for the two dollars and fifty cents each individual is to pay. When first served, we played games trying to find bits of shrimp 10 the hunks of fried breading. The jokes really flew when we searched for shreds of meat in the fried chicken. It was almost hilarious when we nodded at each other as we caught faint tastes of fish in the angular forms and finally we were sick by the time we realized that the ham wasn't deep fried. . I didn't even notice if the other food was edible. I tasted a few onion rings before the main dishes were served. I remember seeing a salad or two on the table during the meal. All I . am sure that was present at the Anchor Inn the night I dined there, were a few deformed, contorted light brown pieces of deep fried shrimp, chicken and fish that became very menancing after I digested them. Weall quietly walked out of the restaurant, not speaking a word to each other, after those few pieces of each delicacy. Once in my apartment, I camped next to the toilet and watched my entire meal in full color as it returned the exact route I had sent it down. It is important to know that the friend that accompanied Maggie and I was Michael "Cast Iron Stomach" Kite. He got his nickname one evening when he ate an entire can of pre-made cake frosting, without getting diabetes on the spot. After treating him to dinner, I shared my lavatory facilities with him. After a few weeks, I regained my blind faith in restaurants and ate at My's Feast Fair in downtown Kenosha. This restaurant struck me as an excellent facility for those in Kenoshaland who either don't have a kitchen to cook in, or can't comprehend the jargon used in cookbooks. The food seemed to me, to accomplish nothing more than filling the stomach cavity. The mashed J?Ota~oeswere so tas.tele.ss th.at I wondered What kept them from bemg invisible. Other items that did have distinctive tastes would have been better off without. The most valuable thing about my visit there was a conversation with someone who I thought had to be one of My's frequent guests. He told me how a veteran smorgasbord eater goes about getting his money's worth. It was all very interesting, as he pointed out foods to avoid because they are too Cliling. At times when he spoke, I got the impression some foods were offered as part of a Communist plot to fill up the eater. I tried his plans, but found that there is no way for me to get my money's worth from My's, unless they give me the food raw before they get a chance to cook it. . I was almost completely against going to still another food freakout, as I was beginning to call them. Someone suggested a "fine and worthwhile" restaurant in Waukegan called The Swedish Manor. As a pessimest I decided to subject Maggie to whatever they offered. The Swedish Manor has the "classiest" setup of the places I visited. I first became aware of this "class" when I read in their restaurant they they offer "all you Care to eat" for a fixed rate. Of all the smorgasbords Swedish Manor allows the individual to be a giutton "in style". . The dining room is very large, the service ISvery good, and the food is the best of the three places. The best time to eat here is between the luncheon hours, II a.m. til 4 p.m. on Saturday At this time, all you can eat of fish, various salads, spaghetti, and other odds and ends costs only a dollar fifty cents. An evening visit costs two dollars and fifty-five cents per person for the same offer, plus roast beef and shrimp. In talking to regular customers of Swedish Manors throughout the Chicago surburbs (there are 6), the Arlington Heights Manor got the most positive responses. The Waukegan Manor surprised me as to how many families ate there, and the sizes of the families. Afew of the families numbered from twelve to fourteen members. There are a few items that I thought were terrible. The roast beef was stringy (we ate here in the evening for the extra dollar and got this bonus) the pudding was tasteless, and the canned peach slices were hard as rocks. Waitresses serve beverages that are very reasonably priced, and cocktails. They also collect the money after the meal. These people are very pleasant that work here. It struck me that most of the people that served -me in these type places were overly pleasant and physically thin. None of them were fat, as I recalled. It all seemed to make sense to me though, as I reasoned that people who help heroin addicts don't touch the stuff themselves, so those who watched humans O.D. on food tend to eat like birds. This all seemed logical to me in the Swedish Manor as I pushed aside a pile of bones, a sweaty water glass and a greasy napkin. I had met the challenge at the Swedish Manor, and eaten all I cared to. 80 b) Jame-s Kol~n or the "Ii'e" cOI)eslaff Riccard Brautigan is another kmd of writer wriung about "another kind of library" A 10 hi other novels, Brautigan weaves a diaphanous veil of fantasy Into the story, while maintaining an aura of crazy innocence and simplicity around the body of his mam character Fantasy and simplicity fuse with or are fused by the author's poetic style presenting the reader With a qUIck reading, rhthymoetic and poignhumorous book The concept of another kmd of library IS good meat for the ab urd grinder, Vonnegut, Barth and Ke y would have a field day, but the inherent absurdity of the library i not depicted by Brautigan. Brautiga,~ choose to POSit the library as a "crazy sort of place and then leaves It as such Why should it be absurd? Why should anything be absurd? That's what I mean by poignhumorous. What's the library like? Il's a place wh re unpublished 'Hiler can register their books and pul them on the helv s That's the kind of place it IS. The 226 pages of abortion repre nt Brauugan' longest effort to date, HISfrrst person point of view. th protagonist looking back on the few months Just passed. enhances the limitations of that point of Vie" We aren't told everything. we don't everything, but what we do see is significant and oft n 10 the form of a statement without really being a statement If things are obvious; they're also poetic, If they're not obvious they're till there As in Brautigan's pa t novels, ther I very litlle, If any overt action. Time is slowed down and 10each day only a few moments, which are often hours long, hav any significance, have any business bemg wr-itten about OK, now what about the abortion? The abortion I' when Vida (pronounced V-eye-da} Kramer walks into the library and hands the 31 year old librarian (who wear friendly clothes) her book. The book IS entitled "My Body", and Vida's problem is her body. If you know what it's like to live inside someone else's body, then you know Vida's problem. 37-19-36. Once having met the librarian, she mak love and eventually becomes pregnant, sitteth on the nght hand of the library, and descendeth unto waiting for Foster Foster is connected with the library, he's got a "buffalo heavy blond hair" and is"a regular explosion of a man" Anyway, Foster arranges for the abortion lak ov r the library and things turn out about the way they hould The librarian is kicked out by a middle aged lady who complains that the library isn't run corr tly and lh librarian becomes a hero on the Berekely Campus. So that's the novel, and it's a good one, and If thl review doesn't do justice to the novel, It' because JIm Morrison died, and I ain't shittin' I asked James Murphy about his job, and what he thought of Parkside. He already had said that the cross section of students he meets on his job make It interesting, but I wondered what he thought of the people he worked for. "The supervision at Parkside is very good, fine organization You know what you have to do, you know what your job is," Murph said. "There is no guessing, especially at the Physical Plant." Other reasons why he liked his work included the fact that \be hours give him more time for himself. In lalking about the potential of Parkside, with the insight that he has, Murph said, "You're gonna have what I estimate will be one of the finest universities, one of \be finest campuses. There is natural beauty here. You're going to have, if not the besl center of education, one of the most beautiful, " at Parkside as a psychology major. "Being around people who are learning influences you to learn," he said, HSO I'm going to peck away and get a college degree." "I live average," he went on to say, "You learn to like he chose psychology as his major. "Keats is one of my favorite poets," he said, as we found out that reading is one of Murphy's favorite past-times, other than raising his. five daughters. "I can read anything and I maintenance man at Parkside, he plans to take six credits in the .Iall, and reminds, "This is just a start." He has already taken classes at Parkside while working, and finds it very rewarding. He said thai the facilities available to him Class Hero: Murphy-- All Trades people, and then you want to know about them." After working with people all his life, and enjoying it, Murph wants to know what makes thpm ti,..\r 1'hi!'; i~the reason can understand it, and appreciate what }he person is trying to say.. . Mentioning this past-time led to his spare time. After working a full day as a are excellent, and the attracti veness of further education will lead many other Kenosha and Racine adults into returning to school for a college degree. Th cigar thai he had begun to moke when h t down was down to I I t few puff Whil cienus explor whit and blu collar worker , on an fforl to see why many lurn Into "vegelabl "on thelr)O , turph find new horizons to explore a a phy ica! plant worker and stud nt at Parksld While continually doing a publIc relations Job for the school that would make a Madison Avenue veteran blush, Jam Murphy will tell you with a twmkle on hi eye that this corner 01 the slate will omeday be a renowned center of learning. And you just have te believe him, a working clas! hero. ------- Newscope would appreciate suggestions for the /lor king Class Hero (blumn su ming any fo~ is sensible, and the phrase "your eyes are bigger than your stomach" is all too true. Among the fish nets, buoys , Hermann Melvill~' s ghost, and a wait:ess who thought everythmg was funny, Maggie, a friend, and I began to sample what The Anchor Inn had to offer, for the two dollars and fifty cents each individual is to pay. When first served, we played games trying to find bits of shrimp in the hunks of fried breading. The jokes really flew when we searched for shreds of meat in the fried chicken. It was almost hilarious when we nodded at each other as we caught faint tastes of fish in the angular forms and finally we were sick by the time we realized that the ham wasn't deep fried. I didn't even notice if the other food was edible. I tasted a few onion rings before the main dishes were served. I remember seeing a salad or two on the table during the meal. All I . am sure that was present at the Anchor Inn the night I dined there, were a few deformed, contorted light brown pieces of deep fried shrimp, chicken and fish that became very menancing after I digested them. We all quietly walked out of the restaurant, not speaking a word to each other, after those few pieces of each delicacy. Once in my apartment, I camped next to the toilet and watched my entire meal in full color as it returned the exact route I had sent it down. It is important to know that the friend that accompanied Maggie and I was Michael "Cast Iron Stomach" Kite. He got his nickname one evening when he ate an entire can of pre-made cake frosting, without getting diabetes on the spot. After treating him to dinner, I shared my lavatory facilities with him. After a few weeks, I regained my blind faith in restaurants and ate at My's Feast Fair in downtown Kenosha. This restaurant struck me as an excellent facility for those in Kenoshaland who ei.ther don't have a kitchen to cook in, or can't comprehend the jargon used in cookbooks. The food seemed to me, to accomplish nothing more than filling the stomach cavity. The mashed potatoes were so tasteless that I wondered what kept them from being invisible . Other items that did have distinctive tastes would have been better off without. The most valuable thing about my visit there was a conversation with someone who I thought had to be one of My's frequent guests. He told me how a veteran smorgasbord eater goes about getting his money's worth. It was all very interesting, as he pointed out foods to avoid because they are too filling. t bm when he spoke, I got the impr ion ome food were offered as part of a Communist plot to fill up the eater. I tried his plans, but found that ther j- no way for me to get my monev· worth from My's, unless they give me the food raw before they get a chance to cook it. . I was almost completely against going to stlll another food freakout, a I was beginning to call them . Someone suggested a "fine and worthwhile" restaurant m Waukegan called The Swedish Manor. As a pessimest I decided to subject Maggie to whatever thev offered The Swedish Manor has the "cla 1e-t" ~tup of the places I visited. I first became a ·are of this "class" when I read in their restaurant they they offer "all you Care to eat" for a fi. ed rate. Of all the smorgasbords , Swedi h . Ianor allows the individual to be a glutton "in tyle". The dining room is very large, the service is very good, and the food is the best of the three places. The best time to eat here is between the luncheon hours, 11 a .m . til 4 p.m. on aturday At this time, all you can eat of fish. vanou salads, spaghetti , and other odds and ends costs only a dollar fifty cents. An evening visit co t two dollars and fifty-five cents per person for the same offer, plus roast beef and shrimp In talking to regular customers of Swedish Manors throughout the Chicago surburb (there are 6 ), the Arlington Heights 1anor got the most positive responses. The Waukegan Manor surprised me as to how many fam11ie ate there, and the sizes of the families. A few of the families numbered from twelve to fourteen members. There are a few items that I thought were terrible. The roast beef was stringy (we ate here in the evening for the extra dollar and got this bonus) the pudding was tasteless , and the canned peach slices were hard as rocks. Waitresses serve beverages that are very reasonably priced, and cocktails . They also collect the money after the meal. These people are very pleasant that work here. It struck me that most of the people that served me in these type places were overly pleasant and physically thin. None of them were fat, as I recalled. It all seemed to make sense to me though, as I reasoned that people who help heroin addicts don 't touch the stuff themselves, so those who watched humans O.D. on food tend to eat like birds. This all seemed logical to me in the Swedish Manor as I pushed aside a pile of bones, a sweaty water glass and a gre~y napkin. I had met the challenge at the Swedish Manor, and eaten all I cared to . at Parkside as a psychology major. "Being around people who are learning influences you to learn," he said, "so I'm going to peck away and get a college degree." he chose psychology as his major. "Keats is one of my favorite poets," he said, as we found out that reading is one of Murphy's favorite past-times, other than raising his five daughters. "I can read anything and I maintenance man at Parkside, he plans to take six credits in the .fall, and reminds , "This is just a start." He has already taken classes at Parkside while working, and finds it very rewarding. He said that t_he facilities available to him "I live average," he went on to say, "You learn to like Class Hero ·= Murphy-- All Trades people, and then you want to know about them." After working with people all his life , and enjoying it, Murph wants to know what makes L~s..fue__reason can understand it, a nd appreciate what the person is trying to say .. " . Mentioning this past-time led to his spare time. After working a full day as a are excellent, and the attractiveness of further education will lead many other Kenosha and Racine adults into returning to school for a college degree. Jul) 12, 1 71 ao I a ked Jame turphy about hi job, and .,.. hat h thought of Park id . H already had said that t cross section of tud n h meets on hi job make it interesting, but I v.ond red what he thou ht of lh people he worked for. "The uperviion at Parkside i ery ood, fin organization. You knoy, what you have to do, you know what your job i , " Murph said. "Th re i · no guessing , peciall)' at th Physical Plant." ther reason why he liked hi work included the fact that the hours give him more time for himself. In talking about the potential of Parkside, Yoith the insight that he has, , turph said. "You're gonna have what I estimate will be one of the finest universities, one of the finest campuses. There is natural beauty here. You're going to have, if not the best center of education, one of the most beautiful. " And you lie\'e him, h ro. p ------- 1 'ewscope would appreciat su gestion for the ', or king Class Hero Column EWSCOP.E. 0: W o 0: o III .J .J W 0: 0: "c A SWAN BEATS THE SUMMER HEAT it's the Topless--Bottomless real thing 011 JULY 15 Continued from Page 3) since the city cracked down on the taverns. Similarly, a petition was circulated several months ago and signed by 2,500 people stating that they did not want nudity in Kenosha. The same source claimed, "If the tavern owners wanted to they could have presented 25,000 names." Whether or not public outrage led the council to deny the licenses becomes irrelevant in view of the fact that only a fraction of the population expressed their opinion on paper. What is important is the pretense on just as valid to say that mini-skirts and hot-pants set improper moral standards as it is to say that in six months the council can actually testify to the fael that nude dancing has done the same. As more than one person has suggested to this writer, perhaps the onlyreal solution to this problem would be via poll of the popula tion based not on the fact of nudity but on the right of a person to see, hear or read wha t he chooses without intervention by the government. the part of the council to ignore, perhaps fail to find, concrete charges substantial enough to justity their actions. Based on the council minutes no mention was made of actual viola tions committed by the owners such as arrests, staying open afteer hours, etc. Undeniably the city has the right to grant privileges, if for no more reason than to regulate, but the city must also justify its actions to the point where evidence is without a doubt in the favor of their decision. It would be "SUMMERFEST" "TODAYS TOMORROW" STILL $1.00 RACINE JOHNSON PK. HIGHWAY 38 RELAX MOlBECK'S NEWSCOPE CLASSIFIEDS,== WHEELS COMPLETE LINE OF HEALTH FOODS 1949 Harley-Davidson. Will trade. Call '~2-6335 between 4 & 6. 3 suitcases, very good condo125. Cltl 190'i Dodge Super - Vee 383, 4sp., 654-2704. console, vinyl top, new Goodyear ~ tires, 52,()00. Call 652-1443after ~. OW GARDENS AMUSEMENT CENTER MINI-GOLF ARCHERY IIERB TEAS 1969 Open GT Silver $2,400 or best offer. 652-3312 after 4. Dune Buggy.~Brand new. Must tt11. 1970 Camaro. Snow Tires and Rims. 3814 . 16 Avenue, KenoSha. 639·8863 after 4:30. STONE GROUND FLOIIRS Tape Recorder. 3 speed, mono. HIO Shutoff. 3 didget counter good CIDnd. Call 657-5992. APARTMENT FOR RENT - Madison, 3 g'irls need 1 for fall to fill modern, furnished apt. on University and Bridge. S62.00per mo. per person. Call 633-2753. Joyce. 1'66 Ram. Amer. Con. 7843 - 20th. NATURAL VITAMINS And many other Organic Foods 1963 VW (40,000 mt.) S600; 1966 Dodge Coronet {12,OOOmLl $700. 12911 Washington Ave. Rad. WANTED Attractive Young lady to pose nudI tor an aspiring photograph_ .. can't afford to compensate tor sum services. Write M. Starr. 6517 .• Ave., Kenosha. MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 1962Buick 2 dr hardtop, $250. Call 1304 GRANGE AVE. 634-4445or 633-2791. 87th & SHERIDAN RD RACINE 633-7769 1961 Jeep CJ5. Call 694·5744. r·»>:':·~'l':·····X,*,-~ 'CH'AT " ~l f~. N ~] xi ~ ~ II CHEW I {~ 40th Ave. I ~~~ & ~ ~ ~. f 52nd St. i ~; KENOSHA t it:;: ::~ SUN. THRU THURS. ~ f;= 11 A M. TILL MIDNlTE £ KFRI & SA,T. TILL 2 A.M$ ;C: .:.: tHAMBURGERS!!1 40( & 24( { SUPERCHEW :~. 8:00 P.M. y.3 (tripledecker:~)! ADMISSION - 75$ ~UL 55( t STUDENT ACTIVITIES BUILDIH,G _~_1lIII' 1':'1_im,_«,>_xi_(_&.. c,._~._~_:_~ =====,;;,P,,;.A~R~K~S~I~D~E;,,;a:n:d:,,:W~IS~G~O~N~S~IN~I~D~R~E~Q~U~I~R;E..~...D~~==== h,., Ustinov, Pamela Tiffin, Jonatlton Wint.f'S, John .lutin, K.enan Wynn, Harry Morvan The ;",orl?'s :unniest general recaptures the Alamo and th ~Orl~ S mightiest army can't get him out! Peter Ustinov is the exican general who sets off an di . . chain reaction in the coed old A ~npreblctable and hilarious .,. mencan ureaucracy Op . the zany general and his 87" . II' • posmg cast led by Jonathan W· t warriors IS an all-star comedy • 10 en who play, aN,· I Brigadier General and rt ti a rona Guard side~splitting political satfr: ~~~:s mattress sa~esman: This forget and verifies the fa t th t the Alamo impossible to c a some heroes a bo made, and some are hilarious mist ak . re rn, some are <0. if 's the real thing RELAX RAINBOW GARDENS AMUSEMENT CE NTER MINI -GOLF AR C H ERY 87th & SHERIDAN RD. 40th Ave. & 52nd St. KENO SHA July 1:? l ,il 011 j LY 15 ,\1 f ERFEST" "TODAYS TOMORROW" STILL $1.00 RACINE JOHNSON PK. HIGHWAY 38 MOLBECK'S C0\1PLETE LINE OF HEAL TH FOODS IIERB TEAS TO!'iE GROl'ND FLOl RS 1°' Tl RAL \'ITAI\IINS And many other Organic Foods 1304 G RAN GE AVE. R A CIN E 633 - 776i a : oo P.M. A SWAN BEATS THE SUMMER HEAT a: w (.'.) a: 0 m ..I ..I w a: a: <( a T opless--Bottomless Continued from Page 3) since the city cracked down on the taverns. Similarly, a petition was circulated several months ago and signed by 2,500 people stating that they did not want nudity in Kenosha. The same source claimed, '' If the tavern owners wanted to they could have presented 25,000 names." Whether or not public outrage led the council to deny the licenses becomes irrelevant in view of the fact that only a fraction of the population expressed their opinion on paper. What is important is the pretense on the part of the council to ignore, perhaps fail to find, concrete charges substantial enough to justity their actions. Based on the council minutes no mention was made of actual violations committed by the owners such as arrests, staying open afteer hours, etc. Undeniably the city has the right to grant privileges, if for no more reason than to regulate, but the city must also justify its actions to the point where evidence is without a doubt in the favor of their decision. It would be just as valid to say that mini-skirts and hot-pants set improper moral standards as it is to say that in six months the council can actually testify to the fact that nude dancing has done the same. As m ore than one person has suggested to this writer, perhaps the only real solution to this problem would be via poll of the population based not on the fact of nudity but on the right of a person to see, hear or read what he chooses without intervention by the government. NEWSCOPE CLASSIFIEDS== WHEELS 19oY Dodge Super - Vee 383, 4sp., console, vinyl top, new Goodyear tires, s2,ooo. Call 652-1443 after 5 . 1970 Camaro. Snow Tires and Rims. 639-8863 after 4 : 30. 1966 Ram. Amer. Con . 7843 - 20th . 1963 VW (40,000 mi.) $600; 1966 Dodge Coronet (12 ,000 m i.l $700 . 12911 Washington Ave. Raci. 1962 Buick 2 dr hardtop, S250. Call 634-4445 or 633 -2791. 1961 Jeep CJS . Call 694 -5744. 1949 Harley-Davidson. Will trade. Call ·452-6335 between 4 & 6. 1969 Open GT Silver S2,400 or best offer. 652 -3312 after 4. APARTMENT FOR RENT - Madison, 3 g'irls need l for fall to fill modern, furnished apt. on University and Bridge. S62.00 per mo. per person . Call 633-2753. Joyce. MISCELLANEOUS FORSALE Peter Ustinov, Pamela Tiffin, Jonathan Winters, Jolin Astin, Keenan Wynn, Harry Mo,van The ;"orl~'s ~unniest general recaptures the Alamo and th ~rl? s mightiest army can't get him out! Peter Ustinov is th: ch:~~c:~c~~:;r~ t:~o .. =s 0 ~ff Aan ~nprebdictable and hilarious h " mencan ureaucracy Op · t e zany general and his 87 "w · ., . · poSmg ca~t I~ by Jonathan Winters :,r~o;la;: :n ;u;~tar toamedy Bngad1er General and part-t · a 1ona uard side -splitting political satire m~~:s ~:tt~t sa~esman: This forget and verifies the fact th t h amo 1mposs1ble to a some eroes are bo made, and some are hilarious mist k . rn, some are a es. 3 suitcases, very good cond. S25, Call 654-2704. Dune Buggy. Brand new. Must sell. 3814 · 16 Av enue, KenoSha, Tape Record er. 3 speed, mono. auto Shutoff. 3 didget counter good cond Call 657-5992. WANTED Attractive Young lady to pose nudf for an aspiring photographer whO can't afford to compensate for such services. Write M . Starr, 6517 · 2t Ave., Kenosha. ADMISSION _ 75... JULY 23 STU - ~ . DENT ACTIVITIES BUILDING PARKSIDE and W ISCONSIN ID REQUIRED by Jim Casper of the Newscope staff A milwaukee golfer, Steve Friebert, who recenUyjoined the pro tour, was playing in his h metownat the Greater MIlwaukee Open this o st weekend and he talked with Newscope ~out the tour and golf in general. a "I started on the tour at Jacksonville about threeand a half months ago. This is my home townand Iam happy to be doing well here. It's niceto be making a good showing in front of the peopleI know." ., Friebert was asked If quite a few home toWnpeople came to watch him play: "On the first tee many people showed up, but I three puttedthe first green and there were only about 12people going on to the next hole. I birdied thathole and about 50people came back again. The pro golf tour can be a difficult, long roadto travel for someone aspiring to make it. people read about Palmer, Nicklaus and Trevinoand feel that these men have it made. Well,they do, but there are many others tha t are struggling along. Keeping in mind the difficulty of making it onthe tour, Friebert was asked why he decided togivethe tour a try: "I have been professional in this area for about eight years and I've always wanted to play the golf tour and I worked at some clubs in town to earn my membership into the PGA, but I've always wantedto goon the tour and finally I am here." He explained that when you are a full. memberof the PGA you can play in any of the co-sponsored PGA tournaments. So you are eithera member of the PGA or else you qualify throughthe player'S school to go on tour. The 25 year old Friebert started playing golfwhen he was 12. "We just had some clubs layingaround and nobody played much in our familyand nobody still does really. I just saw someclubs sitting around and got interested and it's all I've ever really wanted to do," he said. "I guess I was just lucky enough to have high. scbool, however, I won the sectional qualifymg for the state high school golf tournament. That's the only thing I have ever won. I see~ to do better against the better competition, probably because I try harder When 1 play a~alnst lower level competition it seems that I Just don't get up for it." Newscope asked him how much practice is needed to develop a strong golf game: "I used to practice day in and day out, hours and bours of practice, because I enjoyed practicing, but I think I ran myself into the ground doing that Now I practice my bardest only wben I a~ playing badly. When I am playing well. hitting the ball well and putting well I don't do too much of it - just enough to warm up. and if I see any problems I will work on them. Other than that. I just like to play and work on getting the ball in the hole because that's what it's all about. You can stand on the practice tee lor hours, but if you can't do it on the golf course it's not going to help you much." "Some players practice themselves right out of a good swing because they will say, 'Maybe if I try this or that it might even get better,' and then they usually wind up by blowing the whole thing and really hitting it badly instead 01 the good swing that they had going for them. Yet you have to play frequently If you expect to do well consistantly." In discussing the pro tour now, Friebert Jut) 1%,II1L P. r 7 "As far as newcomers on th tour, one fello" In particular that ha a great m ntal attitude is Hubert Green He h "on 000 tournament this lear and ha had a chanc to win a couple of oth rs He Jw.t kno hO\\ ood he IS and believes in hrm elf and out nd does it." teve was a ed about goll otma m • companng the dIfference bet" n hlllmg fairway woods and woods off the tee "I doni try to change my swrng at all, 1 try to win at everything the same If you hav one good swing it should be apphed to a II the clubs T ball has got to go the same way The onh d,f Newscope Visits The GMO enoughsense or ability with the game to figure outsomeswing that I could use to play." Newscope asked him when his scoring really started to come around to the par and sub-parlevel, to which he replied with a smile: "I don't even know if I am there yet sometimes. It seems like for quite a few years since I have beena professional I've had the ability to shoot there, it's just getting the experience so you don't back up under fire that counts, When playingunder pressure it's different than just shootinga practice round." Whenhe played in the county or city he said he didn't win any tournaments. "When I was in feels that there is an abundance of good golfers on it today: "I think that the tour is much more balanced that it was 10 or 12 years ago when Arnold Palmer was winning all those tournaments. At that time there were only a handful of people that you could figure on winning a tournament. Now you just don't know, There are so many fine players out here. I haven't played with anybodY that doesn't have the ability to win a tournament as soon a their confidence builds up. They are so much better consistanUy than they were 100r 12years ago" As far as the best players on the tour today. Friebert had this to say: "I'd go along with Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus. I don't think any two can compare with them. Trevino has had a chance to win his last seven tournaments and has 'only' won three or four of them They are both tremendous players, both far and above anybndy else, Look at their mental a~ti~ude. You read in the paper where Jack says, Well. I cam going to play in this tournament and I intend to win it.' How many guys are rea?llygoing to say that and down deep mean It. 0 will Trevino. He will tell you he can wm any tournament there is." c by Jim Casper of the Newscope staff A milwaukee golfer, Steve Friebert, who ently joined the pro tour,_was playing in his me town at the Greater Milwaukee Open this st weekend and he talked with Newscope bout the tour and golf in general. a "I started on the tour at Jacksonville about ttiree and a half months ago. This is my home town and I am happy to be doing well here. It's nice to be making a good showing in front of the people I know." Friebert was asked if quite a few home town people came to watch him play: "On the first tee many people showed up, but I three putted the first green and there were only about 12 people going on to the next hole. I birdied that hole and about 50 people came back again. The pro golf tour can be _a. c:!ifficult, long road to travel for someone asp1rn1g to make it. people read about Palmer, Nicklaus and Trevino and feel that these men have it made. Well, they do, but there are many others that are struggling along. Keeping in niind the difficulty of making it on the tour, Friebert was asked why he decided to give the tour a try: ''I have been professional in this area for about eight years and I've always wanted to play the golf tour and I worked at some clubs in town to earn my membership into the PGA, but I've always wanted to go on the tour and finally I am here." He explained that when you are a full , member of the PGA you can play in any of the co-sponsored PGA tournaments. So you are either a member of the PGA or else you qualify through the player's school to go on tour. The 25 year old Friebert started playing golf when he was 12. "We just had some clubs laying around and nobody played much in our family and nobody still does really. I just saw some clubs sitting around and got interested and it's all I've ever really wanted to do," he said. "I guess I was just lucky enough to have hi h g . s~hool, however, I won the tio 1 qualifymg for the state high school olf tournament. That's the only thing I have ever w I see~ to do better against th be ter com petition, ~robably because I try harder. \\ n 1 play a~amst lower level competition it m that I Just don't get up for it." Newscope asked him how much practic needed !o develop a strong golf game : "I ed to pract!ce day in and day out, hours and hour of practice, because I enjoyed practicing, but I thmk I ran myself into the ground doin that. Now I practice my hardest onh- ·h n I am playing badly. When I am playing ell , hit tin the ball well and putting well I don ' t do oo much of it - just enough to warm up , and if I see any problems I will work on them . Other than that, I just like to play and work on gettin the ball in the hole because that' what it' all about. You can stand on the practice tee for hours, but if you can't do it on the golf co it's not going to help you much ... "Some players practice themseh·es r ight out of a good swing becau e they •ill sa • 'Maybe if I try this or that it might even get bette_r, ' and then they usually ·i nd up b: blowmg the whole thing and reall) hitt ing it badly instead of the good ~ing that th _. had going for them . Yet you have to pla: frequ ntl) if you expect to do well con i tantlv.'" In discussing the pro tour no\\:, Friebert ul I • lt7l Newscope Visits The GMO enough sense or ability with the game to figure out some swing that I could use to play.'' Newscope asked him when his scoring really started to come around to the par and sub-par level, to which he replied with a smile: "I don't even know if I am there yet sometimes. It seems like for quite a few years since I have been a professional I've had the ability to shoot there, it's just getting the experience so you don't back up under fire that counts. When playing under pressure it's different than just shooting a practice round." ~hen he played in the county or city he said he didn't win any tournaments. "When I was in ' . p •7 ~o - o z M 0 R R I s 0 N THE DAYS ARE BRIGHT AND FILLED WITH PAIN -3 a.m., Thursday_ eulogy: Jim Morrison, a member of the Doors (a musical group), is dead Morrison, long dark-haired hippie drinker died before this issue was in print. To misquote Jim: let me have one more kiss before you slip into unconsciousness ... till ... we meet again ... Jim has slipped, he's •. dead and musipoetry is none for the better. Something from "Crystal Ship". Before you slip into unconsciousness I'd like to have another kiss Another flashing chance at .bliss Another kiss, another kiss. The days are bright and filled with pain Enclose me in your gentle rain , The time you ran off till . . . . . we meet again. Oh, tell me where your freedom lies the streets are fields that never die . The Doors, a mood group pulsating soft eroticism, leader Jim Morrison was buried before the death was anp.ounced; Thursday, June 8 (3 a.m.), 1971. What can we tell you, what can we say, Jim Morrison influenced us, he lived, we heard he's dead, we're less alive. Jim Morrison. - Jim Koloen Marc Eisen Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Centrex brings new numbers to Parkside Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Parkside's Newscope, Volume 4, Issue 3, July 12, 1971 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document ^IT University of Wisconsin - Parkside Parkside budget to be cut anger Thursday, February 26, 1981 Vol. 9 - No. 20 additional 1.4% by July by G. Helgeson By July 1 of this year, UWParkside will have to cut another $51,800 from its current operating budget as its share of the additional 1.4 percent cutback ordered by Governor Lee Dreyfus. The 1.4 percent reduction, applied to all state agencies, is expected to total about $10 million, $5.6 million of it from the UW System. It comes on top of a 4.4 percent cut from current budgets ordered by Gov. Dreyfus late last summer. The 4.4 percent cut cost UW-Parkside about $360,000. According to the Feb. 19 Wisconsin State Journal, the $2 million state - wide budget cut was originally projected to cost the System $5.6 million. However, top UW officials asknowledged on Feb. 16 that "the university would be able to use $3.6 million in unspent money to offset the impact of Drey fus' cut," according to the Journal. The breakdown of the unspent funds being used: $2 million in unspent fringe benefits for university employees that would have lapsed into the state's general fund as of July 1, a $900,000 year - end balance that will not be carried over to next year and $700,000 in unallocated money, accrued because of higher - than - anticipated second semester student fee income. UW-Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin was informed of the latest cutback figure of $51 ,800 on Feb. 18 by UW System officials. Guskin said, "The figure is about half t he cut we originally feared. It still will mean belt - tightening for the remainder of the fiscal year (ending June 30), but we can meet it by implementing the three measures I outlined Tuesday to the Faculty Senate." At that Senate meeting Guskin imposed (1) an immediate freeze on all unfilled state - funded campus positions; (2) deferment of all capital expenditures not deemed essential for the balance of the fiscal year; and (3) possible reduction of some supply and expense budgets for the balance of the fiscal year. "I am convinced that through a combination of these measures we will be able to meet this new cut without layoffs, reduced work weeks or a shortened school year," Guskin told the Senate. "Most important, we will preserve the academic quality of UW-Parkside." In a Ranger interview, Guskin said that these measures are based on "people's good will. We have a first - class bunch of people here. They are very cooperative, careful with how they ask for money and careful how they spend money. A lot of trust has been built up here because of t hat." The freeze on unfilled state - funded capital expenditures, Guskin said, "does not affect any position presently being recruited for. If anyone leaves in the next few months, however, the position won't be filled until July 1." Guskin called the deferment of non - essential capital expenditures measure a "judgement call" and indicated that it' meant that "we are asking people not to request non - essentials costing Continued On Page Two RANGER photo by Brian Passino Parkside Parkside's library flasher strikes again I Our photographer 3 caught this perverted individual in action on Level 3 last Mon- Flasher day. Petitions available by Dan Galbraith Nomination petitions are available for the positions of President, Vice - President, and nine Senate seats of PSGA, two student SUFAC committee seats and the Union Operation Board, which has no limit on t he number of s eats. The requirements for candidacy for the positions are: must be a Parkside student carrying at least six credits, have a GPA of at least 2.0, and not on final academic probation. To have your name on the ballot, your nomination petition must be filed with the elections committee with at least 25 Parkside student signatures. Presidential nominees must have at least 50 s ignatures. Petitions must be filed with an elections committee member by Friday, Feb. 27 at noon. All wr ite - in candidates must fulfill the same requirements and file your written declaration to an elections committee member by Friday, March 6 at noon. A list of all write - in candidates will be available at the polling place. A random drawing will determine the ballot positions 'of the candidates, Monday, March 2 at 1 p. m. in the PSGA office, WLLC D137. The elections will be held on Wednesday and Thursday, March 11 and 12 from 9 a. m. t o 8 p. m. on the concourse level of Molinaro Hall. For persons who will be gone those two days, absentee ballots will be available one week prior to the elections. They must be picked up in person and be returned or .postmarked by Tuesday, March 10 at noon. For more information and nominating petitions see Tracy Gruber, chairperson, or a member of the elections committee in the PSGA office. Tony Brown speaks on Black History Month by Patty DeLuisa Broadcast journalist Tony Brown, host erf "Tony Brown's Journal," spoke on Black History Month Wednesday, Feb. 18 in a speech sponsored by Minority Student Union. Brown referred to MSU's theme "The Unity of Our Past is the Key to Our Future." He stated that it is important for black Americans to remember their history. He asserted that the first black Americans came to this country in 1619 a s indentured servants and lived in relative racial peace with the European settlers. About thirty years later, white businessmen decided that they needed a free labor base - - - blacks were the suppliers of this work. Brown said that white businessmen justified slavery by telling other whites that blacks were inferior to themselves. After some time, whites were convinced of t his belief. "Racism is a lie," Brown said, explaining that it was perpetuated by white men who wanted to improve the economy. Racism was a matter of economics, not race, he said. Slavery was the social policy of the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries but desegregation is today's social strategy, Brown said. About desegregation Brown remarked, "America is a pluralistic society so social order won't work." He also said that blacks come from similar, yet diverse backgrounds. He founded his belief in the instrument of lan guage. Enroute to America, slaves from different geographical regions were grouped together on ships, preventing them from communicating with one another. Of all the dialects that were spoken in the past three centuries, eleven of them are presently recognized as legitimate in America. Brown said that blacks should retain their dialects despite what the rest of society says, despite the fact that America expects blacks to be white in their language and their actions. Brown §aid, "Blacks shouldn't consider what whites think. If Black society is going to be saved, new integrity and new values must be established." He thinks that if black Americans follow these ideals by maintaining their character, they can change mainstream society's misconception of themselves. Politically speaking, Brown encouraged blacks to vote for both parties. Over the years, they have voted for Democrats. He said that 94% of Jimmy Carter's 1976 election supporters were blacks. He also talked about Republican President Ronald Reagan. Brown criticized the president by saying "Reagan is in love with power and the wily thing blacks will get out of Reagan is what they fight for." Brown cited many examples of little known contributions of black Americans and said that contemporary blacks should strive to do the best job they know how t o do in their daily work because legacy obligates them to do so. RANGER photo by Brian Passino TONY BROWN Thursday, February 26, 1981 RANGER Winter Carnival results Lawyer Has A by Dan Galbraith This year's Winter Carnival did have a "snowball effect." The laughter snowballed because of the various events that occured. The carnival was started by the clangs, crashes, and booms of the instruments played by the children of th e Child Care Center leading the way for the parade. Five floats were entered this year. First place went to Marketing Club; tied for second [dace were Ranger and PSGA. Tuesdays blood drive was a success — the Health office and the Blood Center of So utheastern Wisconsin collected 145 pints of blood. A competition was held to see which club could collect the most donors. Pre Med club took first, while Vets club took second, and Accounting club, Student Mobilization for Survival, and Data Processing took third, fourth and fifth respectively. Tuesday night's event, "Old Style Night," featuring "Sierra," has been rescheduled for Tuesday, March 3 due to the blizzard conditions that developed. The window painting was won by the Ranger/second place went to Cheerleaders, and third place went to PSGA. The "Snow Beast" competition went to Ranger, second to Earth Science, third to the Cheerleaders, and fourth to Marketing club. The Most Original Cheer contest was won by SWEA. The pie eating contest was won by Marketing Club. The video games tournament was won by the Union Lifers. The ski race was won by the Cheerleaders, while second and third went to the Union Lifers. Thursday night's events included a Tug - a - war, just for fun, between Earth Science, the Cheerleaders and Union Lifers (Earth Science won); a Beer drinking relay, won by the Cheerleaders; and the Nerf basketball game in roller office chairs, won by Ranger. The overall competition was won by Ranger, for a free party in the Rec Center, second went to the Cheerleaders, third to the Union Lifers, and fourth to Marketing Club. The Bad Boy concert that was Winter Ccvnfvol8l Febi9-I3 % i held in the Union Square Friday night to finish the carnival attracted 418 people. "The carnival went really well," said Chris Hammelev, Winter Carnival chairperson. "Everyone had a good time in the Square Thursday night with the beer drinking relays and Family Feud." Hammelev commented that the volleyball tournament went well. "The biggest problem was the snow storm cancelled Old Style Night. It broke my heart," she said. Military influence in schools is growing at epidemic rates The Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors (CCCO), the nation's largest draft and military counseling agency, warns that the influence of the military in our schools is growing Larry Spears, Director of CCCO's Pre-Enlistment Counseling Program, says, "The last few years have seen a tremendous growth of militarism in this country, and much of it has been centered in the high schools and colleges." According to Spears, the military now lures students through many different programs, including: -The Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB). This is a military aptitute test administered in 15,000 high schools by military personnel. The ASVAB test has been criticized in Congress as being of little help to a counselor and a student exploring civilian occupations. However, the information obtained from the test goes to many offices around the country, and it is used by recruiters for years. Many schools never tell their students that this is an optional test. -The Reserve Officers Training Corps (ROTC) and Junior ROTC. The college ROTC and high school JROTC programs now exist in nearly 2,000 schools . The courses are taught by military personnel and are often of questionable academic value. They also encourage values which are at odds with the goals of academic learning. And the programs cost the American public millions of dollars each year. -The Delayed Entry Program. The DEP encourages students to sign the enlistment contract up to one year before starting basic training. Once student enlistees sign the contract, they are bound by it, and discharges under the DEP are rarely granted. Each year, hundreds of thousands of young people who are uncertain about what to do sign up under the - DEP. Once students enlist in DEP they are given bonuses for recruiting other students, thus becoming a sort of undercover recruiting force. However, if a student changes his or her mind a few months later because of a job offer, school or vocational training possibilities, or marriage plans, it is usually too late to get out of the military unless counseling is sought through groups such as CCCO. "One of th e biggest problems," says Spears, "results from counselors and school administrators who become active helpers of military recruiters. The military often seems to be an easy way for a counselor to offer direction to a student. But the counselor or teacher is often unaware of the potential problems and disappointments facing many, enlistees." "Military recruiters are salesmen," commented Spears. "They have a quota to meet, superiors to please, and they certainly will not take the time to explain the possible problems to a potential recruit. Students who are considering joining the armed forces should have the benefit of seeing both sides of the story before enlisting." "Counselors and teachers who are in a position to give advice on enlistment should be aware of the loopholes in the enlistment contract which put the enlistee at a distinct disadvantage, and in fact, offer very few guarantees," says Spears. "They should be aware of the problems many enlistees face. For example, verbal promises are often made by recruiters. If the military should not come through with what the recruiter promised, the enlistee has no legal recourse." "Another problem encountered by enlistees is the fact that many important sounding job titles (such as combat engineer) turn out to be dull, meaningless jobs with no application to civilian positions. Many military jobs have no civilian counterpart, and thus the training is often useless after you get out of t he military." Additional information on ASVAB, JROTC, ROTC, DEP, military recruitment, and other aspects of militarism in education may be obtained by writing to: The Pre-Enlistment Counseling Program, CCCO, 2208 South St., Phila., PA 19146. CCCO was founded in 1948 as the Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors, and is a national, non-profit agency counseling young Americans facing the prospect of military service, or those already in the military. $51,800 more to be cut from budget Continued From Page One more than $100. We would rep lace equipment currently being used in instruction, however, as it would be viewed as essential to continue instruction." Guskin defined the reduction of supply and expense budgets measure as "usually less than $100 expenditures. We'll be looking at budgets very carefully. Studies are being done on past buying practices to see if money has gone unused." Despite the cutbacks, Guskin said some supplies "are sacrosanct. Library books are never frozen and computer equipment tends not to be." At the Senate meeting, Guskin reminded Parkside faculty that the latest cut has resulted from failure of the State Senate and Gov. Dreyfus to agree on alternative solutions to balance the state budget by J une 30. "This latest cut is unfair to the UW System because other government activities are being assessed smaller reductions," Guskin said. "Regardless of the intentions of the Governor or the Senate, it seems higher education has been assigned a lower priority than some other government activities." "I am very proud of what UWParkside has been able to accomplish these past few years under most difficult fiscal conditions," Guskin said. He cited the increase in quality of facu lty and programs at Parkside, the addition of new mission - related undergraduate and graduate programs and Parkside's leadership in the UW Sys tem in innovative academic skills, the library and minority programs as examples of Parkside's accomplishments. All of this, Guskin said, "would have been next to impossible without a high degree of cooperation and commitment among all units of this university." "Like the economy itself," Guskin said, "times may well get worse for the UW System before they get better. We will, as we have in the past, face the prospect of additional belt - tightening calmly, systematically and with restraint. We will not trade the future quality of UW-Pa rkside for an expedient solution to today's crisis." Viewpoint RANGER Photos "V Dan Mccorm,• ck Do you think the Parkside Rangers will make it to Kansas City? Cindy Johnson, senior "I believe that Parkside has the advantage and the qualifications to go again. We have good starters and a strong back up going for the team. But most important of all our team has pride in their game and that's how I know we will and can make it to K. C. again." Rory Spears, junior "I hope they make it but I think they will come up one game short like last year." John Gould, sophomore "Having worked most of the games, I've seen their ups and downs. Lately, I feel they're doing much better than the competition." Charles Perry, freshman "We are definitely going to K. C. There's no doubt about it. We (the team) need your support." Ken Meyer Brian Felland Ed,tor Sue Michetti. . Business Manager Wendy Westphal*. •• 'N®ws Ed!|or Doug Edenhauser.. Feature Editor Brian Passino... 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The RANGER defamatory content. n refusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, February 26,1981 Students present 'Matchmaker' THC treats cancer victims She s best known to audiences as the Dolly of "Hello, Dolly," but Dolly Gallagher Levi began her stage life in Thornton Wilder's tender comedy "The Matchmaker," the spring mainstage production by Parkside's dramatic arts students. Performances are March 5 through 7 at 8 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on March 8 in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission is $2.50 for students, staff and senior citizens; $3.50 for others. Reservations can be made by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. Dolly makes us see the fun in a life lived with generosity, while the play seems to point out the inevitability of a little folly, according to Professor Leon Van Dyke, director of the production. Dolly, played by Mary Beth Kelleher of Kenosha, finds life "never quite interesting enough — so I put my hand in here and there — and often I'm very much amused." Andrew Brhel of Cudahy plays Horace Vandergelder, the tightfisted hardware merchant from Yonkers who makes a trip to New York to find a new wife and eventually wins Dolly's big heart. Jim Cisney and John Miskulin, both of Racine, are cast as the docile clerks in Vandergelder's hardware store, who decide on a rebellious trip of their own to New York while the merchant is away. All four wind up in Harmonia Gardens, a Battery restaurant where their dinner erupts into an employer-employee chase scene straight out of pure classical farce. Other members of the cast are Scott Lucareli, James Walker, Vicky Knapp and Colleen Quiggle, by Susan Michetti The U. S. Food and Drug Administration reports that marijuana is receiving a comeback from the 19th century by again being used as medicine in the U. S. Synthetic THC pills (the active agent in marijuana) are being used to treat victims of cancer and glaucoma in research projects across twenty states. The National Institute mi Drug Abuse is distributing the THC pills free to cancer patients in hopes that the pills will help al leviate the nauseous side effects of chemotherapy. In states where marijuana has been approved by state legislation for clinical research, prescriptions from authorized cancer specialists enable patients to obtain the THC pills from hospital and cancer center pharmacies. Specialist authorization to participate in research programs is approved through the National Cancer Institute. Marijuana is being used in research projects in the following states: Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas, Texas, Minnesota, Louisiana, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Massachusetts, Washington, D. C., North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida. Marijuana decriminalized MARY BETH KELLEHER (as Dolly Gallagher Levi) and Andrew Brhel (as Horace Vandergelder) rehearse a scene from "The Matchmaker." all of Racine; Tina M. Greenfeldt, Patricia Casciaro and Kristie Hauch of Kenosha; Robin Clark of Bristol; and Mark Badtke of Wilmot. The Parkside production features four completely different sets, designed by Professor Charles Erven, a Racine native who designed in California and Colorado before joining the faculty last fall. The production also features lavish turn-of-thecentury costumes. Director Van Dyke notes that the visual style of the production is based one one of the strengths of the proscenium stage, a painting wing and drop technique. Van Dyke also points out that the play's author has strong ties to Wisconsin. Wilder was born in Madison in 1897. Wilder has written that as he grew up he passed through "Nine Ambitions: saint, anthropologist, archaeologist, detective, actor, magician, lover, rascal and free man." In "Matchmaker," Van Dyke comments, "We can see that, incredibly, Wilder manages to do them all." '"The Matchmaker' is family entertainment," says Van Dyke. "It has a clear morality, is filled with mysterious twists and gives us voices overflowing with love and impishness." The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws reports that marijuana laws have been decriminalized in Oregon, California, Alaska, Colorado, Nevada, Minnesota, Ohio, Mississippi, North Carolina, New York and Maine. Although the amount and type of civil offense varies among these states, possession of marijuana is still a civil offense for private use. Gold investment discussed Free thought essay scholarship offered Opportunities and risks in investing in gold will be the subject of a public seminar on Tuesday, March 3 in Union 106. (The seminar was originally slated for Feb. 10, but was cancelled because of a snowstorm on that date.) Seminar panelists will be Terry Zastrow of the Midwest Gold and Diamond Exchange, Milwaukee; Marsha Stewart of E. F. Hutton Co., Inc.; Ayse Somersan, University Extension economics professor; and Richard Keehn, UW - Parkside economics professor and director of the UW - P Economic Education and Research Center, which is sponsoring the program. The seminar will explain and compare the various means of investing in gold, including coins and bullion, gold futures and gold stocks. The panelists' presentation will be followed by a question and answer session. A $5 will be collected at the door. The 1981 Freedom From Religion Foundation, Inc. scholarship competition is geared to law and journalism students. Two $500 cas h awards will be given — one each for the best essays by a law student and journalism student. Law students are being asked to write their papers on a United States states - church separation case. Journalism students will write on the freethought activity and philosophy of one of these four historic figures: Thomas Paine, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Robert Ingersoll or Margaret Sanger. The competition is open to students who attend public colleges or universities. The contest is also open to Foundation members and their families, with the exception of Executive Financial aids advice given The Financial Aids office will have an information table set up from 10:00 - 3:00 on Tuesday, March 3rd, outside the Library/Learning Center entrance on the Concourse level. Financial Aids office staff will answer questions and provide information on what types of financial aid are available and how to apply. Jan Ocker, Director of the Financial Aids Office, said that students interested in applying for financial aid should make it a point to stop by this table for information about deadlines. Students unable to stop by may obtain financial aids information by calling 553-2291 or by visiting the Financial Aids Office in Tallent Hall. Council members. Papers should be not more than 10 double - spaced pages in length and must be received at P. O. Box 750, Madison, Wis. 53701 b y June 1, 1981. Winners will be announced during the summer. Essays will be judged by a committee of five appointed by Council Chair Rodger Buck. The Foundation's first contest in 1979 was directed at high school seniors, and a $1,000 scholarship was awarded for the best critical essay about the bible. The contest was won by Dennis Hillin, now a student at UCLA, who will use his award this summer, attending summer school at the University of Wisconsin. "A genuine masterpiece. . . .a cinematic work of art that must be seen, savored, & seen again." Rex Reed THE TIN DRUM Directed by Volker Schlondorff Bassed on the novel by Gunter Grass SUNDAY, MARCH 1st - 5 P.M. 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You have until March 1 at noon to submit your own lucky lascivious limericks to Ranger's Second Annual Parking Lot Limerick Contest. Remember, limericks must be original creations and will be judged on the following basis: Wit, originality, crudeness and neatness. This year's prizes are: First Prized) $15.00 Second Prized) $10.00 Third (3) - A Pitcher of Union Beer Special Award for Most Gross (1) Another Pitcher Winners will be announced in Ranger's first post - St. Patrick's Day issue on March 19. All limericks submitted will become sole property of Ranger. RANGER'S SECOND ANNUAL ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARKING LOT LIMERICK CONTEST - Official Entry Blank From the Parking Lot Who deserves Ronald Reagan? Name Phone Soc. Sec. No. Artwork wanted for Racine Museum The Racine Art Association announces the organization of an exhibition titled WISCONSIN FIBER 1981 which will open at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine, Wisconsin on July 19,1981. To be considered for the exhibit interested artists must submit 5 color slides of their work and a current resume to the Exhibition Curator, Ms. Cathy Meader, c/o of the Museum, 2519 Northwestern Avenue, Racine, Wisconsin, 53404. There is no entry fee but artists are requested to include a self - addressed stamped envelope for the return of their slides. Deadline for receipt of slides is March 15, 1981. It is hoped that the exhibit will include work in techniques such as weaving, crocheting, knitting, knotting, trapunto, soft sculpture, basketry, felting and hardmade paper. For more information contact the Musuem at (414) 636 -9177. by G. Helgeson Sometimes its hard to figure out, when you reflect on it, which Hollywood star of a class Z 40's flick got into the White House, Bonzo or his co-star. Which one has a "mommy" with more interior decorating compulsions? Which one has more fleas? Which one has more masculine insecurities? Which one is readier to jump up and down ferosciously and grunt and squeal funny noises across the boundaries of his territory? While it is fairly obvious that Bonzo (who is a chimp, by the way) is the one with the fleas, and Ronald Reagan is the one with the wife with the passion for prints and paintings, the last questions would stump a trivia pro. It seems that either Reagan or Bonzo would fit the criteria. As a United States citizen, a member of that unusually presumptuous tribe of barbarians that practiced enslavement of one competing tribe well past the peak of the trend, that drove another competing tribe off the face of the continent when it proved too susceptible to barbarian diseases and habits to be fit for slavery (all the while promising its members a half acre and a mortgage in the suburbs), that had the nerve to invoke God in very official documents to prove that all men are created equal so that it could sneer at the women who didn't distrust them enough to question (until it was just about too late), that still views the garbage disposal and trash compactor as the answer to spiritual doubts and positively craves a nuclear war because then, finally, we'd all know who were God's chosen. All right. I've sinned and so have my foreparents. Bring on the thumbscrews. Reagan should be allowed to cut the taxes of the wealthy and simultaneously cut the throats of the less - than - wealthy. He should have the power to make public higher education exclusively the domain of the already gifted. He should probably even have some say in whether or not we Americans should have children or not. In a lot of ways, we deserve it all. But really, does the rest of the world deserve Ronald Reagan? AART opens award-winning American drama The Milwaukee Repertory Theater's (MRT) fifth mainstage production of the season, A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, opens February 27 for a six-week run through April 5. This Tennessee Williams masterpiece will be performed nightly, except Mondays, at the Todd Wehr Theater in Milwaukee's Performing Arts Center (PAC). Matinees are scheduled on selected Wednesdays and Sundays. Written in 1947, STREETCAR is the story of Blanche DuBois, a gent ly- reared Southern schoolteacher whose marriage has ended tragically. Unable to cope with her shattered life, Blance retreats into an elaborate dream world filled with gaudy delusions of grandeur. She comes to New Orleans to visit her sister Stella and Stella's brutish husband, Stanley. Driven by fantasies and desire, Blanche slips further from reality and deeper into a tortured state of madness. STREETCAR is universally considered Williams' most powerful drama. Originally produced on Broadway in 1947, it became the first American play to /win all three major awards for theater: The Pulitzer Prize, the New York Drama Critics' Circle Award and the Donaldson Award. This spring, the MRT production of STREETCAR will make a historic four-week tour of Japan as part of an unprecedented cultural exchange program sponsored by the Japan-United States Friendship Commission and Tokyo's Institute of Dramatic Arts. MRT Resident Director Sharon Ott will stage the production. Earlier this season, Ms. Ott directed the Rep's MOTHER COURAGE, and recently she staged a production of HAPPY END for Milwaukee's Skylight Comic Opera. Featured in STREETCAR will be Peggy Cowles as Blanche, Tom Berenger as Stanley Kowalski, Janni Brenn as Stella and Henry Strozier as Stanley's friend, Mitch. Most recently, Milwaukee audiences have seen Peggy Cowles as Calphurnia in the Rep's production of JULIUS CAESAR. Appearances on "Marcus Welby, M.D." and "The Bold Ones" are among her television credits. Ms. Cowles also co-starred with Jon Voight in the Warner Bros, film, THE ALL-AMERICAN BOY. She is widely known for her onewoman show, AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN, which was written for her by her husband, Daniel A. Stein. Tom Berenger has appeared extensively in film and on stage. His screen credits include leads in IN PRAISE OF OLDER WOMAN and BUTCH & SUNDANCE: THE EARLY DAYS. Mr. Berenger's stage roles include Orestes in ELECTRA, Nick on WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? and Jack Hunter in THE ROSE TATTOO. On television he portrayed Irish Bobby Fallon in the C.B.S. adaptation of Pete Hamill's novel, FLESH AND BLOOD. Janni Brenn has played the Goodwoman of Setzuan, Lady Macbeth, Anne Frank, Blanche DuBois, and Neil Simon leading ladies at such regional theaters as the Hartford Stage Company, the McCarter Theatre, the Folger Shakespeare Theatre and the Lexington Conservatory Theatre. Her television credits include roles in JAMES JOYCE: BIRTH TO DEATH, JOHNNY WE HARDLY KNEW YOU and THE GUIDING LIGHT. A four-season veteran with the MRT, Henry Strozier has appeared in such roles in Brutus in JULIUS CAESAR, Scrooge in A CHRISTMAS CAROL and Candy in OF MICE AND MEN. He appeared as L.D. Alexander in the Jef ferson Award-winning production of THE LAST MEETING OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE WHITE MAGNOLIA at the Marriott Lincolnshire. During his career, Mr. Strozier has appeared with many other regional theaters. The MRT is well-equipped to accommodate handicapped patrons. For further information on facilities and services, call the MRT at 273-7121. A signed performance of STREETCAR for the deaf and hearing impaired will be presented on Sunday, March 22, at 2:00 p.m. Tickets prices range from $3.50 to $9.00, with a $1.00 discou nt for students and senior citizens. Tickets are on sale at the PAC box office, 929 North Water Street. MasterCard or Visa accepted by calling (414) 273- 7206. Complete a three-year nursing diploma program in two years and one summer session. An alternative to the first year nursing course is now offered in a seven-week summer program at St. Luke's Hospital School of 1301 College Avenue Racine, Wl 53403 414/636-2372 Prerequisites: 1. Meet admission criteria 2. Complete university/college courses in anatomy and physiology, chemistry, English, nutrition, psychology and sociology. Nursing StLukefe Hospital Call or write now for admission information. RANGER Thursday, February 26, 1981 "Altered States" could alter senses by Bruce R. Preston "Altered States" combines fantasy, reality, suspense and some of the most fascinating special effects in current film offierings to produce a film which takes hold of your senses and gives them the ride of their life. The film explores the theory that in the two - thirds of the brain for which humans have (to date) found no purpos e, there lies other states of consciousness which may date back as far as the primal self; possibly even further back into the life forms from which humans evolved before the dawn of tim e. William Hurt is Dr. Eddie Jessup, a Harvard professor of psychology who is experimenting with altered states of consciousness via sensory deprivation tanks and psychotropic mushrooms. Many of the experiments Jessup performs are patterned after those of John Lilly. Hurt gives a memorable performance of this obsessed man; he crawls inside of Jessup and gives great insight as to why the doctor does what he does. The film's best work occurs when Jessup has hallucinations and regresses. As his experiments daringly delve a little further each .time, the intensity grows from captivating to totally spellbinding. A large component of these scenes is their religious symbolism (such as the Adam and Eve hallucination or the earlier one of his father). Religion enjoys quite a battle against the theory of evolution throughout the film. Dr. Emily Jessup, Eddie's wife, » portrayed by Blair Brown. Emily is a physical anthropologist and because of her work with baboons and other simeons, she starts to believe that Eddie could possibly be regressing to the primal self while everyone else feels he is suffering a mental breakdown. Their relationship is a very unstable and confusing one. Emily even exclaims that making love to Eddie becomes a mystical experience rather than a sexual one. They find themselves on the verge of a permanent separation because, as Eddie puts it, the pain they would feel apart would be easier to handle than the pain they experience while together. Brown does a wonderful job as a supporting character to Eddie; she asks many questions that the audience is wondering and is told what the audience needs to know. As the film and Eddie's experiments progress he starts to undergo physiological changes to the extent that he becomes the primal self. Although this provides for some interesting scenes it stretches the film to the point of unbelievability. If, however, the film is viewed as fantasy from the start it loses some credibility but becomes much more enjoyable. The final tank scene and the final scene are very intriguing; a total, sensual spectacular. They take you on a trip of symb olism and suspense that you've probably never been on before. The closing shot is a beautiful one of love. "Altered States" is a needed escape which really makes you think. It is a trip which should be taken by a ll. Engelhardt talks on diagnosis The Rosemary Kennedy Professor of Medicine at Georgetown University's Kennedy Institute of Ethics will present a public lecture on "Medical Diagnosis as a Creative Process" at UW-Parkside at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, March 5, in the Union Cinema Theater. He is Prof. H. Tristram Engelhardt, Jr., who holds an M.D. degree with honors as well as the Ph. D. degree. Prof. David Levin said that Engelhardt's talk will focus on the impact of technology on the creative process in- medical diagnosis and the nature of clinical diagnostic judgement. The success of re cent computer diagnosis has been so profound that we are beginning to see much erf prim ary medical care moving out of the general practitioner's office toward the computer terminal, said Levin, a member of the philosophy faculty and a specialist in biomedical ethics. This raises a number of theoretical, social and ethical issues, he added. One of those questions, he said, is whether the practice of computer diagnosis will weaken an already unstable physician-patient relationship. Engelhardt is regarded as one of the foremost authorities on such bioethical quandries. He is an editor of five volumes of the Philosophy and Medicine Series and of "Morality, Science and Society," a textbook biomedical ethics. He authored "Mind-Body: Categorical Relation." He has served as trustee <rf the Masters and Johnson Institute as a Fulbright Fellow in 1969-70 and is a member of the bioethics committee of the National Foundation of the March of Dimes and a fellow of the Institute for Social Ethics and Life Science. Before joining the Kennedy Institute, Engelhardt was associated with the Institute for Medical Humanities and Department of Preventive on also A Medicine and Community Health of the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston. Preceding his evening lecture, he will talk on biomedical ethics before a joint meeting of the Parkside Philosophical Society and the UW-Parkside Pre-Med Club. That session, at 3 p.m. in Molinaro Hall, Room D-105, also is open to t he public. Both lectures are free. The two student groups are sponsoring his campus appearance in c onjunction with the Lecture and Fine Arts Committee and the Center for Teaching Excellence. s~ & Downtown/Kenosha Elmwood Plaza Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear / Contact Senate elections are soon by Todd Laszewski Have you ever wondered who works behind the scenes to resolve problems students may have, or who strives to change school rules and policies for the benefit of th e students, or who budgets money for student activities? All of the these activities and much, much more are the responsibility of the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA). PSGA is comprised of th Senate, which votes on matters that affect student life at Parkside. The Senate meets every Monday. If you want to help get things done at Parkside, then being a senator is just the right thing for you. Running for senator is very easy! All you have to do to get your name on the ballot is pick up a petition at the PSGA office, located right next to the Coffee Shop. Hurry, elections are next month! So don't be shy! Don't put it off! Don't just sit there and complain about how t hings aren't getting done at this school! Get up and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department -Records—Sheet ;V\uslc~ —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654 2932 Why do some people think Bud is sort of special? Go ahead and find out why! (Brewing beer right does make a difference.) When you say Budweiser,, you've said it all! I ANUr iKFD-PI ICr u I MO . CT I r \ i i i c 6 Thursday, February 26,1981 RANGER Applications due Sat. Miss Kenosha scholarship offered The Miss Kenosha Scholarship Pageant, Inc. will again sponsor the Miss Kenosha Pageant on May 2, announced pageant General Chairman, Lou Cristiano. "We believe it serves the community well because it focuses attention on the high caliber of y oung ladies who reside in our area, and we believe it serves the youth well because it provides the opportunity for young ladies to compete to gain added poise through public appearances and to gain added maturity through participation in a community program such as the Miss Kenosha Pageant," Cristiano said. "Most important, it will provide the opportunity for girls in Kenosha to seek scholarship awards amounting to approximately $1,200.00 lo cally." Gail Ann Martin, the reigning Miss Kenosha, achieved a $500.00 scholarship from the local pageant and a $400.00 modeling scholarship from John Robert Powers Modeling School in Milwaukee. To qualify, a young woman must be between the ages of 1 7-26 on the Labor Day Holiday, must be a high school graduate by next Labor Day, and must never have been married. Since talent will be considered in the judging, each contestant should possess some quality of talent, either trained or potential. In discussing the talent qualification, Phil Bruno, pageant co-chairperson stressed that the range is varied and that no young woman must necessarily be trained in any specific field. Bruno pointed out that many entrants in previous pageants did not really realize that they possessed a quality of t alent until they considered entry into the pageant. Patricia Cristiano, also a cochairperson, commented, "Any potential entrant may also have a talent unrealized." She added, "A young woman might be a delightful singer, for example, without ever having exhibited her singing ability before an audience." Cristiano urges young women to enter this scholarship program now. "Our program and our production has been hailed as the best in the state." Entries will close on February 28th. Judging of the candidates will be based on the same criteria used at the National Miss America Pageant. Each contestant will be judged in private interview, in evening gown, in swinsuit, and in the presentation of her talent. Biomedical Research Institute created Formation of a Biomedical Research Institute at Parkside has been approved by the Faculty Senate, the chief faculty governance body on campus. Professor Eugene Goodman, life science, who will serve as the Institute's-first director, said its objectives include promoting research at UW-P in the biomedical sciences, furthering a research environment that fosters interdisciplinary inquiry into biomedical problems and providing a focal point for dissemination of r esearch data to both the local and national biomedical communities. Goodman said biomedical research programs already in progress at UW-P include work on development of anti-cancer drugs, studies of blood diseases, molecular control of growth and development, biochemistry and physiology of reproductive processes, research on environmental health hazards, and study of the aging process. Membership in the Institute will be open to faculty members whose current research is related to the Institute's objectives, Goodman said. The Institute will be governed by a steering committee made up of a director and two members elected by the membership. The initial directors are Professor C-M Chen , life science, and Professor Fred Clough, chemistry. Goodman said the institute will conduct a series of lectures and Swedes develop alternative energy seminars to increase the exchange of information between the research community on campus and the biomedical research community in the area. He also said formation of the Institute is seen as a mechanism for demonstrating that substantial research is being carried out at Parkside. He said the idea for the Institute grew out of informal meetings held over the last four years by members of the chemistry and life science faculties to discuss and review experiments in progress and discuss research proposals. By functioning as a collective group, the research strength of the institution and the faculty can be emphasized, he added. by Susan Michetti Vattenfall, a Swedish quasi - governmental agency, has followed the German example by switching city transportation to electric battery - powered vehicles. Vattenfall believes that the world's energy crisis warrants the gradual elimination of internal combustion engines. Vattenfall, Volvo, and Saab - Scania have joined forces to create an electric automobile industry which is focused on reducing Sweden's dependency on imported oil. The Vattenfall report states that besides being more energy efficient, the battery - powered buses are cheaper, cleaner and quieter than diesel buses. Bjorn Ortenheim, a Swedish engineer, developed a regenerative braking system which permits about 70% of the energy used during deceleration to be redirected back into the storage battery. This experimental system is currently being used on Sweden's electric mining rail cars which travel 55 miles on one charge. AGA Company of Sweden, Edison Storage Batteries, and Birmingham research' labs in Great Britain (all controlled by International Nickel Company of Canada) will soon begin production of a rugged reliable iron - nickel storage battery with a fantastic lifespan of 5000 deep discharge cycles with aij, energy density of 80 watt - hours per kilogram. This cassette storage battery has about 90% e nergy efficiency. It will travel about 250 miles on one charge. Employing the regenerative braking system, vehicle performance using these batteries is expected to be just as good as that of conventional internal combustion vehicles. UW archives reviewed Seven university system archives are scheduled for an extensive review of materials on hand during what is billed as a "search save or destroy mission." Financial, personnel and student aids records are to be inventoried at Parkside, Stout, Whitewater, Stevens Point, Milwaukee, Eau Claire and Madison. The project is intended to identify significant records for preservation and to produce administrative savings by setting destruction schedules for the rest. It is also intended to serve as a pilot for similar efforts at other university systems composed of a number Of institutions. To that end it is being supported by a grant from the National Historical Publications Commission. The project will be directed by an Archives Council Grant Coordinating Committee including Project Director J. Frank Cook from Madison, William Paul from Stevens Point and Nicholas C. Burckel from Parkside. Abbott trip planned Life Science Club is planning a trip to Abbott Labs on Friday, April 3. The group will leave Parkside at noon and are expected to return about 5 p.m. The tour will include a trip through the pharmaceutical division and the research department. Details will be discussed at the next Life Science Club meeting on March 4at 1 p.m. in Greenquist D- 127. A sign-up sheet will be posted on the door of Greenquist 359. Any interested people are welcome. Reality trip Sunday There will be a "reality trip" at 1 p. m. Sunday, March 1 at Alford Park, between 7th Ave. and Carthage College. The meeting site is the bath house parking lot. Everyone is welcome to the free trip, which will involve looking at and enjoying the environment. People are invited to bring a friend, camera and binoculars. Bayuzick exhibits paintings "Visions from a Dream Journal," a one-man retrospective show of paintings from the last eight years by Dennis Bayuzick, will open Sunday, March 1, with a public reception from 1 to 5 p.m. at the Upstairs-Downstairs Galleries at Kemper Center, 124 - 66th St., Kenosha. The show continues through March 29. Bayuzick, an art professor at Parkside, currently is represented in the Rockford International Print and Drawing Show, through March 15 at Rockford College, and the Alternative Chicago and Vicinity Juried Show, through March 7 at the Paul Wagonner Gallery, Chicago. • -r c SPECIAL EXPORT S""~ ^ ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Patronize Ranger Advertisers CLASSIFIED ADS PERSONALS JUDY, I'm number 59, and number 60 is on the deck. $20 if your britches have a lump — Monty Hall. STEVE BALL — "Love Song", "The King", equals like "wow". Cindy PAULA, Please — signed. DECADENT Student Militant inoclasts synthesize non sequiturs. Vindication is nonexigency. 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Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads 10 words or less. 3. 30$ will be charged for every additional 10 words or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) i i Classification: I Name_ i 1 SS No. Ranger WLLCD139 Coming Events Thursday, Feb. 26 RtoC{i!eApumif ^ "1 P'm'10 'he Uni°° Ctaema'The °PC° Friday, Feb. 27 VIDEOTAPES at 1 p.m. in Union Square with Pat Benatar, Jethro Tull, Ian Hunter and The Babies. Admission is free for Parkside students. F1^ ;;,Ma!C°™ X ~.Strug®le *or Freedom" will be shown at 1 p.m. in Union 207 The film is free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Minority Student tininn MOVIE "10" will be shown at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema Steffi?aUhe tab $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Feb. 28 FsS"^rbys"d*em "lu?-""- "" Unl0° Bullding- M Mats have bee" "*»• Sunday, Mar. 1 MOVIE "10" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Mar. 2 COURSE ''Managing Stress and Time" at 8:30 a.m. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Jud ge Dennis Flynn will talk on "Sentencing Options for Juveniles & Adults." The program is free and open to the public. COURSE "Where is My Business At Right Now?" starts at 7:15 p.m. Call ext 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, Mar. 3 BASKETBALL Women vs. St. Norbert's at 7 p. . The event is free and open to the public. COURSE "Goal Setting and Planning" starts at 7:15 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. COURSE "The Post Office and You" at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UWExtension. SEMINAR "Gold: Opportunity and Risk" at 7:30 p.m. in Union 104. A $5 fee will be collected at the door. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Wednesday, Mar. 4 COFFEEHOUSE at 12 no on in Union 104-106 featuring "Sunday Afternoon." Admission is free for Parkside students. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE "The Homecoming" will be shown at 7 p. m. at the Golden Rondelle. Admission is free. The American Film Series is sponsored by UW-Extension. Call ext. 2312 for information. Track Women take third in country by Dan McCormack The Parkside wrestling team squeezed three men through last Friday's regional tournament held here. Winning a trip to the NCAA Division II national Championships to he held in Davis, Caliiornia Feb. 28 - March 1 were freshman Brian Irek, senior Bob Pekarske and junior Dan Winter. Irek placed third in the 190- pound category with a season record of 12-13-1 and might have a tough time in California. Pekarske didn't finish in the qualifying top three here but due to his past performance and season record of 18-5 drew a wildcard berth. Bob has been plagued by injuries and lack of conditioning. Coach Jim Koch commented, "Bob is capable of placing in the top four (in California)." Dan Winter won the 134-pound class with two pins. Winter has been unable to compete for the past month due to a torn cartilage in his right knee. Only eight days prior to the regionals, Winter underwent orthoscopis surgery for the knee, which coach Koch called "a miracle of modern medical science." Stitches were Three wrestlers to nationals by Steve Brunner Startling their opponents, rattling the crowd and battling their way through the national meet last weekend in Kansas City, the women's track team took home a surprising third place trophy in the first running of the NAIA national track meet for women. In what Coach Barb Lawson termed an "exceptionally good meet," the Ranger women's team, which fielded only six runners, took two individual titles while adding place finishers in other events. Leading the way for Parkside was Fond du Lac sophomore Wendy Burman who won the two mile in stylish fashion with a time of 10:47.1. Complimenting Burman was freshman Kellie Benzow, who edged out Lasha Wood of Emporia St. by .5 seconds, winning the mile in an impressive 5:11.6. In what turned out to be the key event for Parkside, sprinter Dona Driscoll came from 20 y ards back to nip Edie Heseman of Midland Lutheran at the tape in the 600 yard dash. The fourth place effort by Driscoll proved to be very valuable in the final team scores as Parkside squeezed by fourth place Emporia St. by one point. Coach Barb Lawson said, "The effort by Dona was super. It typifies die way the team ran as a whole." In other finishes for the Ranger women, the two mile relay team of Benzow, Sandy Venne, Driscoll and Burman took fourth. And Joanne Carey placed sixth in the long jump with a leap of 17 - 8- 1/4. Men's track Coach Bob Lawson pointed out that, "The girls did a great job mentally. Many times you will see individuals break down at nationals and run a bad race, but these girls did not." The womens' meet, which was comprised of 31 teams, was won by perennial powerhouse Jackson St. with 149 points. Second place BOB PEKARSKE honors went to Adams St. with 53. In the men's division, the two mile walk, which meet officials labeled "the best race of the meet", was won by Parkside's Ray Sharp. Sharp, who is one of the premier walkers in the U. S., broke the national meet record by walking 13:46 in the preliminaries. Two nights later Sharp shattered his previous record by an astonishing 50 seconds, lapping the field on the way to a meet and arena record of 12:56.9. Coach Bob Lawson said, KENOSHA SAVINGS &LOAN association Tomakeyour futuie look much brighter. One Of Wisconsin's Finest Furriers Lefij) ati/f CMtfrnj SINCE 1 912 FURS SINCE 1912" COMPLETE STOCK OF FURS COATS • JACKETS • LEATHERS CLEANING GLAZING REMODELING STORAGE 6542138 5601 6th Ave. removed last Thursday and with the doctor affirming that the knee was structurally sound, Winter was wrestling Friday. Dan comes from Franklin where as a junior in high school he placed fourth in the Wisconsin state tournament. As a senior he won state in the 132-pound category with an impressive 31-0 record. As a college wrestler, he has placed in three national tournaments. He will probably be rated 2nd or 3rd in California with his 20-1 record. Dan placed 7th last year in this tournament. Showing modesty in making any predictions as to how well he will do this weekend, Dan says he is "not in good shape," and that "whatever happens, happens," meaning that he will do his best even though he can't quite be at his peak ability following his injury. Parkside has a sort of legacy built around the 134 pound weight class, where nationals have been won 4 of the last 9 years. Now we have another shot at it. Dan has an over-all record of 70- 14, which is only 28 wins behind Bob Grunners' Parkside record of 98 career wins. With yet another year of wrestling here, that record is well within reach. After the tournament in California, Irek, Pekarske and Winter will meet the rest of the team in Edmond, Oklahoma for the NAIA tournament held March 5-7. All-state soccer announced Thirteen players have been named to the 1980 Collegiate All - State team in a poll conducted among coaches on the four - year level, who are members of the Wisconsin Soccer Coaches Association. Because of ties in voting, 13 players were selected to the first team rather than the normal 11. The 1980 Wisconsin All - Star Team for Colleges and Universities is as follows: Goalkeeper - P. J. Johns, UWMilwaukee Fullbacks - John Amuzu, UW - Green Bay; Ian Favill, UW - Milwaukee; Rick Hanson, UW - Green Bay; Mike Kiefer, UW - Parkside Mid - fielders - Ivan Delvecchi, UW - Green Bay; Pete Knezic, UW - Milwaukee; Rick Voightlander, UW - Green Bay; Craig Webb, UW - Milwaukee Forwards - Jeff Dennehy, UW - Parkside; Mike Leeker, UW - Green Bay; Eric Senn, UW - Madison; Chuck Stark, UW - Green Bay Honorable mention includes: Goalkeeper: John Boas (Lawrence), Mark LaPorte (UWMadison), Joe Niemeyer (UW - Green Bay), Dan Opferman (UW - Parkside); Fullbacks: Mark Ambrosius (UW - Milwaukee), Bill Atkinson (St. Norbert), John Carlson (UW - Madison), Dave Dray (UW - Milwaukee), Kirk Ryan (Lawrence), Peter Mcintosh (Marquette; Midfield: Rade Latinovich (Marquette); Forwards: Ron Boucher (UW - Platteville), Fabio Marras (UW - Milwaukee). RANGER photo by Dan McCormack "Ray ran a very determined race and put out great mental effort," but added, "Ray felt like he didn't do as good as he wanted to do." Adding to Parkside's point production was Steve Ball, a junior from Colorado, who captured fourth place in the two mile walk with his season's best time. Parkside finished as the highest state school by placing fourteenth with 14 points. The meet, which attracted over 100 teams, was won by Texas Southern with 80 points, and Jackson St. followed with 51. ^REDKENP Hf hair styles for men and women VJ)))/!!)) 11)1)) i)/1 J)i'bin> O»mii uii »»• WOMEN MEN MEMBERSHIPS: ONE MONTH (Introduction) - $20.00 FOUR MONTH MEMBERSHIP - $95.00 ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP - $195.00 COLLEGE ATHLETES - $150.00 FITNESS CENTER 2105 - 91st Street Kenosha. Wise. 53140 (414) 694-2221 NAUTILUS machines are designed to Increase strength, flexibility and cardiovascular condition. Thursday, February 26,1981 RANGER Rangers lose two RANGER photo by Mike Holmdohl RANGER head basketball coach Steve Stephens by Doug Edenhauser A better headline would read "Rangers lose one and have one stolen." The Rangers closed off the regular season by losing to Northern Michigan 66-64 and Green Bay 55-50, both on the road last week. Parkside beat both teams here earlier in the season so revenge had a big part to play in each game. Last Thursday the Rangers lost in three overtimes to a team that they easily handled by 15 points earlier. Northern Michigan, 17-8 going in to the game and rated as one of the top small college teams going into the season, were down by seven, 33-26 at halftime. The Wildcats were able to get the ball inside at will on the Rangers and force Parkside into some foul trouble. NMU definitely won the game from the foul line as they converted 18 of 30 attempts compared to only fpur of ten shots for the Rangers. Parkside outshot the Wildcats from the field 47 to 42 percent but they were outrebounded 42 to 33. Parkside was led by senior forward Reggie Anderson with 15 points followed by guard Walter Greene with 14. Northern Michigan was led by Ail- American Mark Mindeman and forward Matt Johnson with 20 points a piece. The Green Bay game seemed to be another one of those games that there was no chance of winning even before the game began. The five point Phoenix margin was scored from the free throw line, but that wasn't the whole story. All those years, all those dreams, all those sons... one of them is going to be a star. The State of the Art in Living Animation. COLUMBIA PICTURES PRESENTS A MARTIN RANSOHOFF PRODUCTION A RALPH BAKSHI FILM "AMERICAN POP" Written by RONNI KERN Executive Producer RICHARD ST. JOHNS Produced by MARTIN RANSOHOFF & RALPH BAKSHI Directed by RALPH BAKSHI DEll oomysTERSH Rj RESTRICTED^] if POTHt or MH Gwrtfun| Opening at Selected Theatres Near You. <N SElt'CTED THEATRE^ Columbia return The score was tied at 27 at halftime but quickly in the second half playmaking Ranger guard Chuckie Perry was ejected for throwing a pinch at his Green Bay counterpart, guard Tom Deiner. After the game Perry said that he was being pushed around the whole time he was in the game. Parkside is also to blame for their demise by shooting a mere 33 percent from the field, converting on only 19 of 58 shots. Green Bay also shot very poorly at 36 percent, showing the type of defensive battle this game was. Parkside was again badly rebounded in this game by a 51 to 33 margin. Parkside did lead in one category, possibly the most important in this game, the foul category. The Rangers were called for 27 f ouls compared to only 18 for Green Bay. The Rangers were led again by Anderson with 17 points while Wilbert Webb added 13. Parkside finished the regular season with an unenviable 14-13 record to take into the playoffs for the right to a trip to the national tournament in Kansas City March 9-14. "We played OK on the trip, but not our best basketball," said coach Steve Stephens. "In fact, I don't think we've played our best basketball yet. Our test games could be ahead of u s and I think that's a good sign." The playoff picture for the Rangers right now is not quite set. Tonight the Rangers will host the. winner of Tuesday night's Lakeland-Milton game. If and when th e Rangers win that game, they will host the runner-up in the Wisconsin State University Conference, which could be either LaCrosse or Stevens Point. Tickets for tonight's game are available in advance at the PE building and at both Information centers on campus at $2.00 for students and $2.50 for the general public. At the door, tickets will be $3.00 for the general public, $2.00 for children 12 and under and $1.00 for Junior Ranger Club members. Fencers foiled Parkside's men's and women's fencing teams took it on the chin again last week. The men's team lost to all four of its opponents Northwestern 20-7, Case Western Reserve University 22-5, the University of Illin ois 25-2 and the University of D etroit 18-9. The Ranger men, who are now 1-13 on the season, were led by former Illinois state epee champion Mark Speiss with an 84 record. On the disstaff side, the women's team won one of its three matches on the day. The Rangers teat Case Western Reserve 6-3 but lost to Northwestern 9-0 a nd to Detroit 6-3. The Rangers will host the Great Lakes, Fencing championships on March 14th and the AIAW regional meet March 15th before hosting the NCAA forcing championships March 19 th rough 21. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Open Forum photo by Darryl Hahn Twins Laura and Karen Bever are watched during registration by Pink Person Becky Tremmel. Pink People help parents by Julie Pendleton Registration often presents a number of problems for students with children. The process of registering is tedious enough without the added stress of bringing young children along. In response to this, the Parkside Child Care Center and Peer Support, in a cooperative effort, developed the concept of Pink People. Pink People are students trained at the Child Care Center who will be present at registration to entertain children with songs, stories and games. No designated area will be set up as a daycare area. Instead, Pink People will roam around the registration area with their pink toy bags, looking for children to amuse. Pink People will introduce themselves to the children as "parents' helpers" and signs will be posted, informing parents of this service. One Pink Person will be on duty at all times during registration. Pink People will be easily recognized by the bright pink T-shirts they will be wearing. Funds for this project were donated by Peer Support. Rape -first in Serrano named B.B. King - a series of stories SUFAC chair a real thriller Page 51 Page 6 Page 8 The Ranger is sponsoring an Open Forum with Chancellor Alan E. Guskin on Tuesday, April 16 from noon to 1 p.m. in Main Place. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend the Open Forum and ask questions or express concerns. Thursday, April 11, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 26 US/USSR relations examined by Kari Dixon by Julie Pendleton It is required by law that Parkside reopen bidding on its food service every five years. Since Heritage Food Service, Inc. has been with the university since 1980, in June of this year their contract will expire. "Heritage has done a good job here," said Bill Niebuhr, Director of the Union. "They plan to rebid." Bidding is a complicated process. Numerous details must be taken into consideration when a company decides to bid. However, the amount of rebate a company is able to give the university is the deciding factor. This amount is based on day-to-day cash sales, catering events and camp conventions. There are several changes in the specifications of the new contract. Most obvious is the introduction of new products, such as the stuffed potato. Five years ago, when the contract was drawn up, this item was not popular. Now that it is, specifications must be included for it in the new contract. In addition, changes have been made in a company's participation in promotion and advertising. As stated in the new contract, they will be required to spend a certain amount of their sales on promotion and advertising. Also included is a provision for a food program in the event that oncampus housing does develop. "Housing will inevitably have a positive impact on the amount of total sales," said Niebuhr. "Therefore the amount of rebate will increase and the Union budget will require less from segregated student fees." If on-campus housing does become a reality, the university and the contractor will sit down at that time and reach a mutual agreement on the program. As for the employees presently employed by Heritage, if a new company does take over the service, it will be their decision as to whom they wish to retain. "Staff usually remains basically the same," said Niebuhr. "It's the management that changes." On March 28, a bidders' meeting was held at Parkside. Eight potential bidders arrived for presentation on the new contract specifications. Included were Heritage, Canteen Corporation, Professional Food Management, Ace Foods, Creative Food Service, Servomation, Western Food Service and Kenosha Achievement Center. After the presentation, they were taken on a tour of the facilities, then were given time to ask questions. A sealed bid opening will be held on Wednesday, April 17 in Madison. All companies must either bring or send their bids to Madison by 2 p.m. that day. The envelopes will then be opened, all at once, when everyone is present. (All bidders are not required to have a representative present.) "The UW bidding process is one of the most detailed and complicated bids in the United States," said Niebuhr. "The reason for this is so we can ensure certain levels of quality and make the process completely honest and above board." Approximately three weeks after public announcement of the bids is made, the Office of Auxiliary Operations in Madison will make a final decision. "The intervening time is used for any necessary evaluation, either by the university or the contractor," Niebuhr said. The official take-over, if Heritage does not win the bid, is June 1. Rebidding for vending service follows the same process. "In the last forty years, the US has lost its nuclear monopoly, and the Soviets have become a military equal. At the same time, however, the Soviets have fallen economically and technologically behind us." —Madeline Albright Food services bid er," Albright added. "The US and the Soviets are going to the peace talks in Geneva with two different game plans. The Soviets see the three main areas as being linked and we want to negotiate each part separately." Albright said she would like to see summits like the one Reagan offered Gorbachev become an annual event, but without becoming strictly a media event. for new contract "The Soviets are not like us, but they are not ten feet tall, either," she said. "They are not a democracy, but we should manage the rivalry in areas, like trade, where ideology does not make that much difference." "The new Soviet leader and his wife are not the Kennedys, and Russia is not becoming Camelot," said Madelyn Albright, former member of the National Security Council, when she spoke April 4 a t Parkside. "In the short run, Mikhail Gorbachev will probably be good for the US, but in the long term, he may be bad." Albright was a member of the National Security Council during the Carter administration and assisted in writing the memoirs of Zbigniew Brzezinski. She was active in the campaigns of Edwin Muskie and Walter Mondale and is a professor of political science at Georgetown University, where she teaches a course on the Soviet Union. According to Albright, the last three years have been the worst in the history of US and Soviet relations. "In the last forty years, the US has lost its nuclear monopoly, and the Soviets have become a military equal," she said. "At the same time, however, the Soviets have fallen economically and technologically behind us." The main aims of the Soviets right now, according to Albright, are to protect their borders, spread their ideology and compete with and possibly defeat the US. The goals of the US, she said, include an increased military and defense budget, border security and the prevention of the spread of communism. "The United States supports the status quo," she said, "while the Soviets are expansionists." The most important thing to remember about Gorbachev, Albright stated, is that he is a loyal member of the Communist Party. "He is a Party man, and he may reform the system, but he certainly is not going to get rid of it." The agenda Gorbachev faces on the domestic front is a difficult one, according to Albright. There is a stagnant economy, agricultural production is abysmal and corruption among officials is common. "In foreign policy, Gromyko will probably continue to be the lead2 Thursday, April 11, 1985 RANGER Letter to the Editor China's abortion view To the Editor: Although pro-choice and pro-life individuals can find little common ground in the abortion debate, recent actions taken by the Chinese government will incite sincere individuals in both camps to take action. According to a series on China's population program appearing in the Jan. 6-8 i ssues of "The Washington Post," China has implemented a forced abortion program, where many pregnancies are terminated in their last trimester, some as late as the ninth month. In the province of Gansu, a place where pregnant women gathered after fleeing from their homes to escape harassment, local officials were ordered to "terminate within a limited time all unplanned pregnancies of women not in their home residential area," according to an internal document. While there is no direct U.S. aid to China, two organizations responsible for China's population control efforts, the International Planned Parenthood Foundation (IPPF) and the United Nations Fund for Population Activities (UNFPA) are provided with onequarter of their annual budgets by Congress. Although IPPF is no longer eligible for further U.S. aid, UNFPA gave the Chinese population control program $50 million in aid between 1981 and 1984 and has started another $50 million grant. Congress has earmarked $46 million for UNFPA in 1985. One of the individuals who will play a major role in determining if the $46 million will be released to UNFPA is Rep. David Obey of Wisconsin, who serves as Chairman of the House Appropriations Committee Subcommittee on Foreign Operations. His mailing address is: 2217 Rayburn Building, Washington DC 20515. Also, you can write your congressman and urge him or her to oppose further aid to UNFPA. Pro-choice advocates have to agree that women in China have no choice to do what they want with their own bodies. Pro-life advocates, especially those of you who voted for Reagan, must realize that your responsibilities do not end at the ballot box. Sincerely, Corby James Anderson Barca takes stand on farm issues State Representative Peter W. Barca today released the text of a recent letter he sent to local lending institutions urging them to take part in a state loan guarantee program for economically distressed farmers that the legislature adopted recently. "This has the potential to be a very successful program for rural Wisconsin," Barca wrote to the lenders. "But its success depends on a strong commitment on your part. I hope that you will make a concerted effort to make this program available through your lending institution to the farmers who qualify." The state loan guarantee program is designed for farmers who are unable to receive credit to buy seed, fertilizer, pesticides and fuel for spring planting. Farmers will be able to receive up to $20,000 u nder the program through private lending institutions. The loans will have an interest rate ceiling of 11 percent, but the state will buy down two interest points, resulting in loans being issued nine percent. In case of a default, the state will reimburse the lender for 90 percent of the remaining principal. Barca said this program will benefit all segments of the rural economy. "It is all too clear that a farm failure has a ripple effect that reverberates throughout the countryside. By buying the farmers time, we are also ensuring that the farmer will continue to patronize the merchants who depend on the farm trade for their livelihood. Without this trade, these businesses also would be in dire straits." Barca closed by saying that members of the legislature are not "fooling ourselves into believing that this program is a cure-all for the farm crisis." But he said that the program will help farmers who are in trouble to get their spring crops in the ground, which was the intent of the legislation. Next Roundtable cancelled Nobody asked me, but... Parkside is losing sight of its purpose The Social Science Roundtable scheduled at Parkside for Monday, April 15 titled "Ethics in International Politics" has been cancelled. All other Roundtables will be held as scheduled. They include "The U.S.S.R. Revisited" on April 22, "How Children Learn to Talk" on April 29 and "The Brazilian Presidential Election" on May 6. When the University of Wisconsin-Parkside was in its developmental stages, one of its prime concerns was to offer an outstanding science-oriented educational opportunity to the residents of the area. Since Racine and Kenosha, as well as the outlying areas, are in the heart of Wisconsin's industrial and manufacturing community, a great need for highy technical bachelor of science programs was realized. Area manufacturers showed interest in the development of mechanical, electricaj and computer science programs. The original intentions of this campus and the development of individual programs to satisfy the industrial and manufacturing community seem to be lagging far behind, especially when comparisons are made with the development and progress of the liberal arts programs (i.e. art, music, drama). Chancellor Guskin has publicly referred to Parkside as being a liberal arts school when in fact the majority of students attending Parkside are enrolled in business and science programs. (61% BS vs. 39% BA). Probably one of the biggest issues that concerns the science division, especially engineering science, is the fact that the electrical engineering technology and mechanical engineering technology programs are not recognized as being accredited programs by the Accrediting Board for Engineering and Technology (A.B.E.T.). Also, the American Society of Professional Engineers (A.S.P.E.) will not recognize the engineering programs offered at Parkside as being adequate training for membership in their organization. Each state offers a licensing and registration procedure for recognition of an individual as a professional engineer. To become licensed by the State of Wisconsin as a professional engineer, a person must successfully pass an eight hour Fundamentals of Engineering exam (Engineer in Training) and then pass an eight hour Principals of Practice exam (Professional Engineer). Along with the successful completion of these exams, a person must obtain four years' work experience as an engineer and show proof of a ttendance and completion of an A.B.E.T.-accredited, fouryear degree (this degree can be a BSET). Parkside engineering graduates have been given the opportunity to take the E.I.T. exams and the P.E. exams. Last year 80% of the Parkside students who took the E.I.T exam received a passing grade. The state-wide pass rate for this exam is substantially lower than 80%. This seems to indicate that the curriculum offered and the faculty members who are teaching the engineering and science programs are doing their jobs. With the "track-record" that Parkside graduates are beginning to display, it is becoming obvious that the engineering programs are developing very well. So the real question is: Why haven't these programs been accredited by the A.B.E.T.? If minor adjustments must be made in the curriculum to satisfy A.B.E.T.'s requirements, then let them be made! Certainly no one in the engineering department will complain if the students are required to earn three more credits of calculus or one more credit in statistics. If a few more full-time professors must be hired, then it should be done. The job future of the graduates may be at stake and it doesn't seem fair that these graduates are being put at a disadvantage just because the development of the engineering programs at Parkside has yet to be completed. Chancellor Guskin has done a tremendous job and has been commended by both the University and the community. It is no secret that his interests lie with the liberal arts program. We hope the next chancellor will have an equal interest in both arts and sciences. <00 Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Pat Hensiak . Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jill Whitney Nielsen Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Wendy Westphal Advertising Manager Pat Zirkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. 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Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. KAINUfcH 6 lnursaay, April n, urea Russian tour diverse by Kari Dixon A visit to the summer palace of Peter the Great, a ballet based on the history of Armenia and the death of Constantin Chernenko were some of the experiences of the 13 people who traveled to the Soviet Union on the Parkside Soviet Study Tour over spring break. The group, led this year by Political Science Professor Ken Hoover, was combined with a group from Oshkosh and crossed paths with other UW groups during the tour — the 17th year of this program. They traveled to Leningrad, Erevan (the capitol of Soviet Armenia), Tbilisi (the capitol of Soviet Georgia) and Moscow. Hoover was in a department store in Leningrad when the death of Chernenko was announced. "We were aware that the public address system was asking everyone to be quiet, and then a clerk explained that he had died," Hoover said. "Then business resumed after not too much of a pause." Hoover said there was not a lot of evidence during or after the announcement of Chernenko's death that this was a personal loss for Soviet citizens. "Like Gorbachev, Chernenko was a product of the communist party rather than a military hero or popularly elected leader," he said. "There was no real sense of identity with him." The Soviet lifestyle differs greatly from ours. In the Soviet Union, housing, food, health care, transportation and education are all heavily subsidized by the government. The average Russian family, Hoover said, lives in an apartment with primitive kitchen appliances that are too small for their needs. "Cars are expensive and difficult to maintain. Stereos are becoming more popular, although they, too, are quite expensive," he said. Contact with Soviet citizens apart from the tour was difficult, Hoover said, because of government restrictions. "Soviet citizens do not go to Intourist hotels, and if they are too friendly to foreigners, they can expect to be talked to and harassed," Hoover said. Hoover said that black marketeering is found in Soviet Georgia. Alcoholism is present throughout the country. "In Tbilisi I did see two beggars, but one gets the feeling that the streets are relatively safe, even late at night." Throughout the tour, Hoover said, one was reminded of the different form of government. "In Tbilisi we were followed for most of an afternoon and into our hotel lobby after dinner," he said. "The way the tour is set up means that you only get to see the things regarded as aspects of a model society." Hoover will speak more about the tour when he presents the Social Science Roundtable on April 22. Strengthening contacts helpful Four members of the Parkside Hispanic Club attended the second annual Hispanic Leadership Conference in Whitewater on March 30. They were Jesus Alvarado, Jose M. Anaya. Juana Cortez and Carmen Acosta. The keynote speech was delivered by Luis Alvarez who has been president of National Urban Fellows, Inc. since 1976. He is director of Aspira and has worked on "Sesame Street" with PBS. Born in Puerto Rico and raised in New- York. Alvarez serves as a role model to Hispanics. He has political influence .in America as well as other countries. He accompanied President Carter to Panama, and he has represented the United States in Israel. Alvarez, as president of National Urban Fellows, seeks applicants from minority groups with demonstrated leadership potential for mid-career fellowships in public administration. Fellowship assignments are made at all levels of government. Past Fellows hve worked with such urban executives and national political leaders as Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley, Alan Beals, Executive Director of the National League of Cities and San Antonio Mayor Henry Cisneros. Alvarez also talked about the recognition of his own pain and conflicts as well as the problems of other Puerto Ricans in America. He viewed Puerto Requenios as having an identity crisis because of their lack of self-esteem. Puero Ricans are recent immigrants, but are unique because they are already American citizens. Puerto Ricans have some conflict with Americans solely because of this political identity. He stated that the emergence of Hispanic people has become a force in some cities, such as Miami. The three most significant factors for Hispanics and other Americans to recognize are that 90 percent of the Hispanic population in the United States has been urbanized, Hispanics have the highest birth rate of any minority group and Hispanics already have some visible political status. Whatever political potential Hispanics have is still underdeveloped because they have only just started to recognize their self-determination. Hispanics are realizing that they have the right to define their destinies. Alvarez said Hispanics need to become aware of the potential of leadership within themselves. Hispanics can emerge politically by becoming highly vocal as well as visible in political matters, according to Alvarez. Alvarez emphasized the unfortunate position of many Hispanic women, who are often abandoned and live in poverty. In order to improve this situation, Hispanic men need to address the poverty among their mothers, their wives and their children. Hispanic men need to open their eyes to the fact that women are the transmitters of their "rasa" and should be provided for and protected. Above all, Hispanics need to work together to transcend the poverty level. Regents accept research funding More than $35,000 in funds supporting research and instruction at Parkside was accepted Friday. April 5 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $1,000 from the American Sociological Association in Washington D.C. for a national conference on the theme of "Women at Work" being organized by Parkside sociology professor Anne Statham. The conference, to be held in the Kenosha-Racine area next fall, will be co-sponsored by the National Commission on Working Women and will be the first of its kind. It will feature people from higher education, government, women's advocacy groups and labor unions, all of whom will discuss their research into women in the workplace. Statham, whose research specialty concerns the changing roles of women in modern society, recently conducted a study of the differences in the management styles of men and women. The study has received national attention, including a front-page description in the Wall Street Journal. Also accepted by the Regents was $28,238 from the New York State Department of Commerce for a research project by Parkside's Center for Survey and Marketing Research (CSMR). The CSMR, directed by business professor James Rovelstad, will set up and implement an economic measurement system to gauge the impact of tourism on the state of New York. The study is made possible by a special computer program called "TRAITS II" developed by Rovelstad. The Regents also accepted $3,000 from the Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce for a retail shopping study conducted by the CSMR and for research services the CSMR provided to the Kenosha Area Economic Development. In addition, the Regents accepted $1,800 from multiple donors to defray the costs of producing the training manual on the problems of mentally retarded criminal offenders. The manual, being done by UW Extension professor Kim Baugrud, is for use by the 50 largest police departments in the U.S., including those in New York City. Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami and Detroit. Also, the Regents accepted $400 for the DeRose Marketing Scholarship Fund for Parkside students majoring in marketing. Half the money came from Parkside alumnus Roger DeRose and half in matching funds from his employer, S.C. Johnson & S on, Inc. NEWS BRIEFS Mondale admits mishandling Walter Mondale, talking about his defeat in the 1984 presidential election, said he "fundamentally mishandled my case to the American people" by failing to emphasize the positive side of his message. "They heard opportunity from the other side, they didn't hear it from me," Mondale said Sunday on the TV program "Meet the Press. While Mondale said that he was "essentially correct on the fundamental issues," he was no match for Reagan when it came to communicating. He said the Democratic Party in the future will have to field candidates who in addition to being right on the issues and stating them correctly "can master this modern challenge of communication in this huge country of ours." Republicans support Contras A poster urging Americans to support a freedom fighter is being used by College Republicans to help raise private funds for Nicaraguan rebels, Cox News Service reported. The poster, which asks Americans to adopt a Contra and support his effort to overthrow the Nicaraguan government for "only 53 cents a day," has drawn fire from some Republicans in Congress. The text of the poster, which was produced by the College Republican National Committee and modeled after the "Save the Children" ads, urges Americans to help Charley, a menacing-looking young Nicaraguan, in his fight. "I have taken up arms against the Soviet Empire and its satellite government in Nicaragua and I need your help," Charley declares. A White House spokesman, who said people "have the right to give money to whoever they want," described the group as a maverick organization over which the administration has little control. Frequent flyers t axed The Internal Revenue Service will hear testimony next week on whether "frequent flier" programs should be viewed as fringe benefits and taxed accordingly, the New York Times reported. IRS spokesman Ellen Murphy said the agency did not suggest taxation of the benefits, but it was proposed when the agency solicited comments on taxing the use of company cars and planes. If bonus coupons are received by an individual for personal flights or corporations use bonus coupons for business travel, then the free flights are not likely to be taxed. The problem lies with individuals who earn the flights on business travel and then use them for personal use. Spokesmen for American and United Airlines, the nations two largest carriers, said the program is the most succesful promotion they ever tried. Each airline has about 2 million fliers in the program. A spokeswoman for American Airlines, Linda Johnson, said it is too early to tell whether taxing the program will have any effect. A United spokesman did not comment. How to break into management with no prior experience Become an officer in the Army National Guard. Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full-time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more information call: || 6 5 4 - 5 1 7 9 Americans at their best. 4 Thursday, April 11, 1985 Childhood friendships - Nutt visits campus central to development by Kathy Hart Child Care Center James and Cory, both 3 years old, are busy building a rocket ship together. "Can I play, too?" asks Sarah. "No," replies Cory. "James and I are friends." James nods in agreement. Sarah goes off to find another activity. Children's friendships are among the central ingredients of children's lives. These friendships are often sources of children's greatest pleasures and deepest frustrations. Childhood friendships have important positive implications for social development. Throughout childhood and adulthood, friendships foster the development of social concepts and skills that may initially be features of friendships but are eventually extended beyond the friendship into the larger world of interpersonal functioning. Peer friendships are very different from parent-child or authority relationships. Peer friendships are not based on authority, but on giveand- take between equals. If adults do not interfere when young friends Reductio ad Absurdum disagree over who should get the first turn with a toy, the two must somehow settle the matter between themselves, since neither child has authority. If friendship is to be maintained, the participants must cooperate with the interaction "rules" they have mutually constructed. Piaget contrasts these rules with a parent-child relationship. The interaction "rules" are not mutually constructed but instead are set forth by one member (the parent) and conformed to or rebelled against by the other (the child). According to Piaget, friendships based on mutual interaction "rules" lead to the development of concepts of cooperation and mutual respect. Friendships allow children to "talk back" to each other without fear of punishment, to learn when to speak out, when to listen and when and how to apologize. The skills of friendship also include the ability to manage conflict successfully. In order to maintain friendship in the face of disagreement, the children learn to express their own rights and feelings clearly, while remaining sensitive to the rights and feelings of others. It is in peer friendships that they learn to suggest and accept compromises, a valuable and necessary skill. The development of communication skills through interactions with one's peers may be a prerequisite for the acquisition of some friendship skills. There are some children who need help from adults in mastering some particular skills of friendship. The friendless child must interact with his peers in order to develop the self-confidence and skills needed for friendship making. When helping a friendless child, an adult may steer that child to someone with whom the adult feels the child might feel comfortable. But rather than pushing a child into social skills he/she is not ready for, adults must recognize that some children have many friends, some children have one or two friends and other children spend much time alone. Adults must be sensitive to events in a child's life that may cause problems in making and keeping friends. Internationally-known artist Jim Nutt will visit the Parkside campus on Tuesday, April 16, to speak on his role as a major figure in the development of the Chicago-bred style of art known as Imagism. Nutt will present a free, public, slide-illustrated lecture on the evolution of his work at 2:15 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 101. Later he will meet with art students for critiques and discussions. Nutt's fantasy-oriented paintings are characterized by bizarre figuration, humorous narratives and comic-book stylization. On both a formal and thematic level, his work can be viewed as highly representative of the Chicago Imagist style, which emphasizes complex patterning, strong color and very personal imagery. Nutt was born in 1938 in Pittsfield, Mass., and moved to Chicago to study at the School of the Art Institute. While a student there he joined with five other young artists to form the infamous "Hairy Who" group, whose exhibitions were very influential in the Chicago art world during the 1960's and early 70's. Currently, he is affiliated with the Phyllis Kind Gallery of Chicago and New York. Over the years, Nutt has exhibby Paul Berge TAKE THIS QUARTER AND PLAY ^CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO" ME, OK? ) f r , Q u p « Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1985-86 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in good standing, carrying at least 6 credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA. 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Tony Larsen, Minister 9:30 a.m. Services l Sunday School ited his art in many national and international group shows at major museums, including the Camden Arts Centre in London; the Institute of Contemporary Art in Boston; the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York; the National Gallery of Canada in Ottawa; the Museum de Sao Paolo in Brazil; the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C.; and the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago. He also has had numerous oneperson shows at the Phyllis Kind Gallery in both New York and Chicago, as well as solo exhibits at the Whitney Museum of Art in New York, the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis and the San Francisco Art Institute. Nutt's appearance is organized by the art discipline and funded by the Exxon Corp. Avoiding cultural conflicts A two-session workshop for business people on how to avoid crosscultural conflicts when dealing with people from different cultures will be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Mondays, April 29 and May 6, in Union Room 104-106. The workshop, which will show how misunderstandings occur in cross-cultural situations and how to prevent and resolve them, costs $25. To register and obtain more information call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Monday, April 22. The workshop will be taught by Parkside faculty, all of whom have experience teaching and living abroad. They are: • Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz, a communication professor and member of Parkside's International Studies Program faculty. She has traveled through most of Western Europe and teaches courses on inter-cultural commuication. • Lillian Trager, an anthropology professor and a member of the International Studies Program steering committee at Parkside. A cultural anthropologist, she has been leading workshops and teaching courses on cross-cultural interaction for six years. She has lived and worked in West Africa and Southeast Asia. • Richard Ammann, who teaches part-time at Parkside and is a reading specialist in the Racine Unifed School District. He uses cross-cultural approaches in education. As a Peace Corps volunteer in the Phillipines he trained teachers and new volunteers. He has worked with American educators in understanding cultural differences and has done research on differences in interaction patterns among American immigrant groups. The workshop is for people who travel overseas on business and those who interact with customers from different cultures. It will cover increasing cultural selfawareness, understanding cross-cultural dynamics and improving cross-cultural interaction. RANGER 5 ~ T hursday, April li^lyJto Rape and child abuse: crimes with closet victims by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor There was a time when rape and child abuse were not regarded as crimes of violence, but now "rape is right under murder. People are finally waking up to see what it's all about," said Sher Rosko, director of St. Catherine's Sexual Abuse Treatment Center, Kenosha. Rosko said she's happy that people are realizing that there is nothing more important than keeping women and children safe. There are two different degrees of rape: first degree rape enlists a threat of force or violence with a weapon, and second degree rape enlists a threat of violence without a weapon. When a child under age 16 is sexually abused it is automatically considered first degree rape. Rosko stressed that there is no typical rape victim nor perpetrator. "The victim doesn't have to be in a short skirt and tight blouse. The perpetrator doesn't have to be a person frothing from the mouth. Anybody could be a victim, anybody could be a perpetrator," she said. The crime of rape isn't one that stems from sexual gratification. "It's for taking complete control of another person," stated Rosko. "Some are planned, some aren't." Reactions to rape are usually different between two victims, said Rosko. It has been found, however, that most women who have been raped feel better when they start to understand what other women have gone through, she added. "Victims are treated differently now. It is easier for women to come forward now because the judicial experience isn't as humiliating as in the past. Lawyers aren't as interested in chewing up and spitting out the victim any longer. There was a time when women could expect that, but I think people realize now that the woman is the victim, not the perpetrator," she said. Rosko said, "The most important way to protect ourselves is to be aware of ourselves, be in control and to think in terms of prevention." According to a brochure distributed in the Center, "Self protection is more than just physical defense skills; it's also knowing how to avoid trouble." The brochure gives the following suggestions for avoiding an attack: • On the street peqple should walk in well lighted areas on the outside of the sidewalk and walk against traffic. It is also important to be aware of who is around you. If you're being followed by a car, turn and walk in the opposite direction. Avoid areas like shrubbery, space between buildings, dark areas, etc., and if followed on foot, you should cross the street or do the unexpected. • If you experience car trouble, lift the hood and tie a white cloth to the antenna. If a stranger stops, ask him or her to go for help. Don't get into their car. If you're followed, don't go home, go to the police station or the fire station or an all night service station. Always check the rear seat before getting into your car and always keep your car locked. • At home, never unlock the door before you know who is there and if a stranger asks to use your phone, take the number from them and call for them. If you come Free public recital A free public recital by Parkside senior music major LoRee Rattle, harpsichord, will be preented at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 14 in Greenquist Room 103. Rattle, who will be accompanied by Carol Kestell, flute, Terri Nadicz, violin, and Eric Oakley, cello, is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Wheeler of Racine. Works to be performed include "March Minuet" by Henry Purcell, "Gavot" by John Blow, "Suite in E minor" by Jean-Philippe Rameau, "Two Sonatas in F minor" by Domenico Scarlatti, "Little Harpsichord Book," Op. 155 by Vincent Persichetti and "Prelude and Fugue in F-sharp minor," by J.S. Bach. The recital is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts Division and organized by Parkside music professor Frances Bedford, whose principal instrument is the harpsichord and who is the author of the book "Twentieth Century Harpsichord Music." New software store Software City, Inc., the nation's largest chain of retail software stores, opens another location, this one in Racine. Free CRT Cleaners are available through April 15. According to store manager Juanita Brehm, the store carries a complete inventory of discounted software for business, home and education. There are over 100 Software City stores operating worldwide. Located at 4700 Washington Ave., Software City of Racine is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Friday and noon to 5 p.m. Saturday. Gem show next month On the weekend of May 18 and ), the Kenosha Gem and Mineral Dciety will host its 24th annual em "and Mineral Show at the leasant Prairie Town Hall, 9915- )th Ave., Kenosha. The Town Hall ill be open Saturday from 10 a.m. itil 6 p.m. and on Sunday from x>n to 6 p.m. Club members will present a variety of exhibits including handmade jewelry, mineral specimens and lapidary displays. Demonstrations will be given each day. Jewelry dealers will be showing new materials and fittings for hobbyists. A silent auction of rocks, slabs and minerals will take place continuously both days. home to find a broken window or door open, do not enter the house, leave at once and call the police. Never reveal that you're home alone and be aware of suspicious questioning on the phone. Don't give information about yourself to a stranger. Rosko pointed out that the purpose of the Center is not to scare people. "It may take scaring people into reality, but we don't want to have to do that. For every rape that's reported there are probably ten that aren't. In 1984 one out of every 10 women would be raped, this year that figure jumped to one out of every four." Rosko explained that the part of the reasoning behind the jump in the figure is that awareness has made people come forward. "People want to believe that if they choose to simply take care of their family, they'll be ok, but then something happens and ruins it for them. We don't live in isolation, we have to interact," said Rosko. Rosko gives presentations to school children in the Kenosha Unified district about molestation. "Usually three children out of every group of children have something they want to say, something they want to talk to someone about. What we tell the children is that they do not have let anyone touch them in any of their genital areas. A lot of times after we talk to the children, they are willing to talk because they feel maybe now someone will understand." For treatment for victims of child abuse, Rosko gives children anatomically correct dolls to help the children explain what has happened to them. "It's easier for the children when they don't feel like they have to say the words." Rosko said that the dolls are great for therapy for children. "At one time we used puppets and the monster puppet was always the perpetrator. It's had soda poured on it, it's been punched on and cried into, it's been stomped on, and it seems help the kids. Whatever will work we do. "There really isn't any reason for any child to be abused, physically, sexually or mentally. They're only children, and they deserve a better chance than we got. When they're abused by the people who they're supposed to be able to trust, what does that do to them?" Rosko said that the youngest child sexually abused in this state was 11 Vz months old. The child was damaged vaginally so badly that she required a hysterectomy before she was a year old. "Who's going to tell that little girl that she'll never have children, that she won't go through a normal menstrual cycle, like all the other children. And who's going to tell her that at one time she probably would've been able to do all those things?" Rosko posed questions to people who could potentially find themselves in a situation directly related to assault. "Be a little less trusting. How many times do you look in the back seat of your car before you get in it? If someone were walking behind you, would you be too embarrassed to run? And how many times have you answered the phone and basically offered information about yourself to a stranger without thinking about it? " In terms of the campus and those who frequently find themselves leaving campus alone, Rosko encouraged finding a buddy or two or three to leave with. "There's a great need for more lighting out there. And I can't believe there are no readily available emergency phones. I would encourage people to never cross campus alone, and to never go to their car alone, especially at night. Find two or three other people who can walk with you out to your car or at least watch you until they see you are in your car safely. "It doesn't take a lot to walk someone to their car; maybe two or three minutes in between a class. When you think about it a little bit, I hope you think it's a service worth giving a friend." ACADEMIC ADVISING '85 FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Rarkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available. April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wy l l i e l i b r a r y -Lea r n ing Cen t e r 553-2368 NOTE Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at LJW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. 6 Thursday, April 11,1985 RANGER "She Stoops to Conquer" comedic favorite Mm- Pat Hensiak (left) passes chairmanship to Adrian Serrano Serrano takes over Adrian Serrano, 21, was elected chairman of the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee on Monday. The position was held for two years by Pat Hensiak. SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of the Parkside Student Government Association. The student-run committee is in charge of allocating all of the segregated fees assessed to students through tuition. The chairmanship of SUFAC is a paid position of $500 per year. Serrano, a double major in Political Science and International Studies, was elected to the Senate in the Spring semester 1984 and has been a member of SUFAC for one year. In addition to his participation in student government he is also a member of the Track and Cross Country teams. Serrano decided to vie for the position of SUFAC chair because of his experience on the committee. "I want to keep SUFAC running smoothly as I feel it has over the last year," he said. Serrano said he would like the committee to develop guidelines for unbudgeted capital equipment requests and for unfunded trips. He would also like the committee to review the guidelines which govern SUFAC. One serious problem facing SUFAC is the reduced amount of segregated fees due to the decline of enrollment. Serrano said he would be against any increases in the assessment of fees from students. "If enrollment continues to decline then there has to be a decline in budget requests. I would like to see student contributions stay the same or lower than they are now," said Serrano. Helping student clubs become more creative in fund raising is one of Serrano's priorities. "I'd like to help the Student Organizations Council, through SUFAC and PSGA, increase their strength so that they could raise more money themselves. This would help them have big budgets without increasing segregated fees," he said. Serrano added, "The position of SUFAC chair is a very important one and I'm going to give the position my best effort. I will be available to the student population to aid them with hudget matters." Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package INSIDE MID-TOWN LOUNGE - ——5 Snacks, Pizza & Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 * "She Stoops to Conquer," the classic 18th century comedy of manners by British playwright Oliver Goldsmith, is the spring main stage production at Parkside, directed by Prof. Lee VanDyke. Performances, all in the Communication Arts Theater, are at 8 p.m. on Fridays, April 19 and 26 and on Saturdays, April 20 a nd 27. A special matinee performance will be presented at 10 a.m. on Thursday, April 25. Tickets are $4 for all students, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $5 for others. They can be purchased at the Fine Arts Division Office (Communication Arts Room 221), at the Union Information Center or at the door. Reservations can be made by calling 553- 2581. "She Stoops to Conquer" has been described as the most popular comedy between the times of Shakespeare and George Bernard Shaw. The play centers on young Marlow and his bride-to-be Kate Hardcastle. The two, matched by the parents, have never met. Marlow and his friend Hastings, on their way to the Hardcastles, are directed to the house by practical joker Tony Lumpkin. They are deceived into thinking the house an inn and treat Hardcastle as a landlord and Kate as a maid. Kate takes advantage of the misunderstanding to break down Marlow's reserve. Mistaken identities, insults and amorous trysts abound. As they run about, the players unwittingly reveal their true characters, but, in good comedic tradition, they mend their quarrels at the play's conclusion. VanDyke describes "She Stoops to Conquer" as pure comedy. "The play is very entertaining, with elements of farce, but it also has an Rebecca Julich (left), and Missy Weaver rehearse a scene 18th century elegance and refinement reflected in the elaborate costumes and sparkling, witty language. "It is one of those rare plays that gets revivals constantly — it is filled with delight and is very fastmoving," VanDyke said. Cast members for the production are, from Kenosha, Steve Orth, Missy Weaver, Mike McDowal, John Oleksey and Ron Larson; from Racine, Denise Valente, Bill Serpe, Rebecca Julich, Connie Kowalski, John Miskulin, Paul Mitchell; from Cudahy, Andrew Brhel and from Milwaukee, John Weatherall. Paula Boehler, Racine, is stage manager. Dramatic arts professor Judith Tucker Snider designed the costumes, which for this play represented a special challenge. The play takes place in the time of England's George III (late 18th century), when both men and women wore powdered wigs and powdery makeup. Women wore heavy, restricting corsets and a lot of hip-padding, resulting in thin waists and full skirts. Material for the production's costumes includes cotton brocade and chintz. In order to get that "just right" look, Snider even designed women's underwear of the day that won't be seen by the playgoers. The set was designed by dramatic arts professor Skelly Warren, with lighting by Keith Harris, technical manager of the Communication Arts Theater. "Days of Remembrance" here The annual "Days of Remembrance" memorializing the victims of the Nazi Holocaust will be commemorated in three different programs being held at Parkside and at Beth Hillel Temple in Kenosha. The "Days of Remembrance" are being observed nationally under the auspices of the United State Holocaust Memorial Council established by federal legislation. • Monday, April 15, 1 p.m., Union 104: The powerful documentary "To Bear Witness" will be FIRST NATIONAL BWK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE At TO BANK 24-HOt R TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC shown. This film depicts a littleknown aspect of the Holocaust, the liberation of the Nazi concentration camps by allied armies in 1945. The film includes excerpts from the oral histories of l iberators from 14 countries, as well as survivors. • Wednesday, April 17, 7:30 p.m., Beth Hillel Temple, 6050 8 th Ave., Kenosha: The classic documentary "Night and Fog" will be shown. It examines the concentration camp in its brutal reality. • Thursday, April 18,12:30 p.m., Union 104: A short animated film "The Hangman" will be shown. It is based on the epic poem by Maurice Ogden, and is narrated by Herschel Bernardi. This film-poem raises questions concerning indifference, prejudice, social responsibility and the nature and dynamics of power. The film will be followed by a discussion about our individual social responsibilities to oppose such evils as those leading to the holocaust. The discussion will be facilitated by Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin. • Sunday, April 14-Monday, April 29: There will be a pictorial display about the holocaust in the Parkisde Library/Learning Center. LI Level, and at the Beth Hillel Temple, Kenosha. Kenosha Mayor John D. Bilotti will be officially proclaiming the week of April 14 "Days of Remembrance" for victims of the Nazi Holocaust, in conjunction with the national "Days of Remembrance." Chicago tour set by Julie Pendleton On Thursday, May 9, a bus tour arranged by Parkside's Opera Guild will leave for Chicago. The bus will leave Racine promptly at 8:15 a.m. from the Kohl's Department Store parking lot. Additional stops will be made at Godfather's Restaurant on Hwys. 31 and 20 and at Howard Johnson's, Hwys. 1-94 and 50 in Kenosha. The attractions of the tour include the Oriental Institute, the Robie House (an historical landmark), Rockefeller Memorial Chapel and numerous other sites. The bus will return to Racine at 5:30 p.m. The $15 fee includes the bus trip, a box lunch, relish tray and soda. Enrollment is limited. You can sign up in the Continuing Education office in Tallent, room 180. Registration ends April 15. i Rocky JyRococo 4002 52nd St. Kenosha 654-4000 RANGER —i Not just another pretty face... but a pretty great pizza! Sure, it would be easy for Rocky Rococo to make a living on his charm alone. But not Rocky. He is devoted to baking and selling Pan Style Pizza. The kind with the thick crust, the zesty sauce, two layers of real mozzarella cheese, and the freshest vegetables and meats. Rocky sells his Pan Style Pizza two ways: whole pies, perfect for dinner or a crowd, and slices, perfect at lunchtime and ready when you are. Now that Rocky has moved to town, be among the first to discover that Rocky Rococo is more than just a pretty face. 8 * Thursday, April 11,1985 RANGER B.B. King proves the thrill ain't gone by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor In the words of the great B.B. King, "Blues is like a tonic that's good for whatever ails you." That proved to be true last Sunday night as King, along with Bobby "Blue" Bland, brought the blues to the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee. King grew up in the delta region of Mississippi. His first real exposure to the blues came through listening to artists like Blind Lemon Jefferson and Django Reinhard. "When I was 18 years old," King said, "I heard some stuff by T-Bone Walker. That did it. I decided right there that I wanted to play the blues for a living." King then got a recording contract with a small record company in Nashville, and the rest, as they say, is history. Interestingly, King first learned to play guitar by learning country songs. "When I first started to learn to read music, the first musical notations I saw were on mail order sheet music from the Sears catalog. The first book I ordered had country tunes in it. I learned to read music playing 'My Darling Clementine' and 'You Are My Sunshine' long before I could play 'Three O'Clock Blues.' " King expalined that he thinks blues' popularity is due to the fact that it is "reality." "This is real. ger photo B.B. King in concert at the Riverside It's not Disneyland at all. There is nobody around, young or old, black, white, red or yellow, who hasn't had problems. The badness as well as the happiness, it's always the two sides of the coin. Believe me, nobody is happy all the time. On the other hand, nobody is sad all the time. "Now let's assume you have a problem, and most of us do have a problem at one time or another. When you can talk about it, even if the person you're talking to doesn't Puzzler answers on Page 10 ACROSS 1 Exhaust gradually 4 Proceed 6 Perspiration 11 Be prevalent 13 Annoyed 15 Exists 16 Dessert 18 Compass point 19 Teutonic deity 21 Leak through 22 Soft drink 24 Wife of Geraint 26 Knocks 28 Lair 29 Essence 31 Dregs 33 Rupees: abbr. 34 Verve 36 Temporary shelter 38 For instance 40 Roman road 42 Underground parts of plant 45 Secret agent 47 Go by water 49 Forehead 50 Cravats 52 Seized 54 Greek letter 55 Half an em 56 Sham 59 Symbol for chlorine 61 Medleys 63 Mitigate 65 Doctrine 66 Thoroughfare: abbr. 67 Organ of sight DOWN 1 Capuchin monkey 2 Not present 3 River in Italy 4 African antelopes 5 More unusual 6 Small piece 7 Pale 8 Urges on 9 Symbol for silver 10 Fragile 12 Above 14 College officials 17 Attend to 20 Ceremony 23 Hypothetical force 24 Babylonian deity 25 Spanish painter 27 Prophet 30 Rodents 32 Supercilious person 35 Tidiest 37 Ripped 38 Showy flower 39 Kind of piano 41 Disturbance 43 Irascible 44 Opp. of NE 46 Old pronoun 48 Clayey earth 51 Twirled 53 Difficulty 57 Female ruff 58 Execute 60 Confederate general 62 Brother of Odin 64 Symbol for tellurium 1 2 3 I 11 15 know what it's about, it helps. Then when you can sing about it, laugh about it, you'll solve it. There have been some of my roughest times — times I cried — and I sing and think about it, and I start to see a silver lining. You can work things out then." Blues has had some difficulty getting radio airplay in the past, but King sees some hope in changing that. "I think it's starting to open up now. My latest tune, 'Into the Night,' is being played. It's being played across the board. It's blues, but it's a different kind of blues. It's like 'The Thrill is Gone.' When that came out, it was blues, but it was a different kind of blues. "For some reason, certain artists, with certain types of blues, have a hard time getting airplay. But then, other artists, like Eric Clapton or Stevie Ray Vaughn, can play anything they want and radio stations will play it. They won't do that with me or Bobby 'Blue' Bland or Little Milton, but they will do it with Clapton. If he does it, they 11 do it. If Stevie Ray Vaughn does it, they'll do it. They're playing things we used to play. They'll play them on the air, but if we do it they won't." Not only is King's new single "Into the Night" getting radio airplay, the video for the song has been played on MTV. "So you know I'm in big cotton now. I never really expected them to play my things, but I did think that they should play people like James Brown or Rick James, which they didn't used to play. Now they've started to do it, and I'm grateful to them. Not only are they playing people like that, but they're playing yours truly. God Almighty, I never thought I'd live to see that." Recently, King did the soundtrack for the film "Into the Night." "John Landis, the film's director, said he's been a fan of mine since he was a teenager. He was checking MCA's list of artists to find someone to do the soundtrack, and happened to run across my name and A blues giant felt I could be the one to do what he was thinking of. He got Ira Newborn, and Ira worked with me." King said the soundtrack was done in a very different way. "What they did was, they rolled the scenes on the screen and let me sit by myself in a room and let me play what I felt behind the scenes. Then they took a 60-piece orchestra and incorporated what I played into it." When asked how he wants to be remembered, King said simply, "I just want to be thought of as the guy next door, a good neighbor who loved and wanted to be loved." 2001: A Jtoace Odvssev PAB presents sci-fi classic by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor This week's PAB film presentation will be "2001: A Space Odyssey," the 1968 science fiction film classic. "2001" was the first documentary/ narrative film to cross success-, fully into the mainstream of filmmaking, gaining both critical and public acceptance. "2001" transcends the normal bounds of science fiction films, presenting important ideas rather than just telling a futuristic story. The film is the story of man's odyssey through physical and mental evolution. It carries man from his ape-like ancestors to the creation of the "starchild," the next step in man's evolution. The film stars Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood, and is directed by Stanley Kubrick. "2001" features wonderful special effects by Douglass Trumbull. The soundtrack employs classical music by great composers including Richard Strauss. "2001: A Space Odyssey" is a true classic. It works not only as a great science fiction film, but also is a film of wonderful ideas and fabulous vision. "2001" is a film that should be seen on a big screen to be really appreciated. Don't pass up this rare chance to experience "2001" as it was intended to be seen. * * * * * *1 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pork/s Tavern & * 'Fast becoming the talk of the town' 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha Lounge • * * • EVERY WEEK * • • • '1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight * • • • EVERY WEEK **'*;* ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... ** Bar Stool Races! ** Nuts & Bolts Contest 7-9 pm. Ladies Drink Free! 25* Tap/75* Mixed/*2 Pitchers Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tables • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! © 1985 United Feature Syndicate * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * # * * * J** * * KAINASEelV 9 Thursday April *11, 19 85 VanZandt debut LP by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor VanZandt's self-titled Warner Brothers LP is yet another power pop-cum-hard-rock excursion with nothing challenging or different. The vocals are harmonized tightly, but the lyrics aren't saying much of anything. The hooks and riffs are very standard, and the beat of each song is just too well calculated. While they eschew electronic effects, VanZandt shows almost no variety in their singing, playing or song writing. Every song on the ten-cut LP bears such strong similarities to the others that it would take repeated listenings to be able to differentiate the tracks from one another. Virtually any group that puts out an album (especially for a major label) deserves some sort of respect for achieving this goal, assuming that they have clawed and bit their way through high school dances, bar and club appearances, bar mitzvahs, etc. VanZandt, however, are such unimpressive stylists that it's difficult to extend to them even the most fleeting acknowledgement. Unless they spice up their repertoire with a bit of variety, it looks as though VanZandt will slip right past the record-buying public very quietly without anyone noticing. This week in rock This week in rock and roll history... April 11, 1981-Eddie Van Halen marries Valerie Bertinelli in Los Angeles. April 12, 1966 -Jan Berry of Jan and Dean barely survives the crash of his white Corvette. He is paralyzed for more than a year and never fully regains his original mental state. April 13,1979 -David Leo Roth collapses on stage due to exhaustion and is told by doctors to slow down. April 15, 1976 -Guitarist Ron Wood, formerly of Faces, makes his first appearance with the Rolling Stones on the LP "Black and Blue," a record that causes controversy because of its sexist overtones and a billboard depicting violence against women. April 17, 1960 -Eddie Cochran is killed and Gene Vincent seriously injured when Cochran's car blows a tire and crashes at Chippenham, England. The two fifties rock rebels were in the midst of a major British tour. April 17, 1970-Paul McCartney's first solo LP, "McCartney," is released. He plays all the instruments on the record himself and no one should doubt it. April 17, 1974 -Sha Na Na's Vinne Taylor is found dead of a drug overdose. Cancer prevention Cancer patients have questions about how the disease will affect their bodies, their lives and their families. Their families share the same concerns. St. Luke's Hospital, in cooperation with the American Cancer Society, is again offering a new series of "I Can Cope" classes. These six free classes help cancer patients and their families find answers to their questions and concerns. Classes meet on Wednesdays, April 10, 17, 24, May 1, 8 and 15 from 6 to 8 p.m. The course is conducted by R.N. Luan Wells, St. Luke's community services coordinator, and R.N. Pat Holly, St. Luke's patient education coordinator. To register, call 636-2811 weekdays from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Life be neath the sea "Life Beneath the Sea" is the name of a two-session seminar to be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Saturdays April 13 and 20. Cost of the seminar is $10. To register, call 553-2312. Covered will be exotic fish, invertebrates, colorful corals and sponges. Underwater photographs show how these creatures survive through unusual eating habits, adaptation techniques and relationships between species. The seminar will include slides taken in the waters surrounding Jamaica, Hawaii, the Florida Keys, West Palm Beach and the Florida Springs, among other places. Instructor will be Nancy Boucha of Chicago, a member of the Professional Association of Diving Instructors and an underwater photography instructor. Hello Baby class set Three-to 12-year-old children whose mothers are expecting a baby may now be enrolled in St. Luke's Hello Baby class. Held each month on the second Saturday, classes prepare siblings for the expected newborn. The classes are sponsored by St. Luke's Birth Center and Childbirth and Parent Education Services (CAPES). Classes are limited to 15, and a parent is required to accompany children in the three-to fiveyear- old group. The next class is Saturday, April 13 from 10 to 11:30 a.m. in the Hospital Cafeteria annex. Call 636-2748 weekdays from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. to register. Parking is available across the street from the main hospital entrance. Kim* David * • Pretentious Bible epic by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor For every great Biblical epic ("Ben Hur," "The Robe," "The Ten Commandments," et al) there's at least one turkey ("King of Kings," "The Greatest Story Ever Told," "The Bible" and so on). "King David," unfortunately, falls into the latter category. The film's good points are standard ones: the sets are nice, the costumes and hairstyles are appropriate for how modern day folks conceive this era, there are a few exciting battle scenes and the film remains faithful to its original source. The problems include dialogue: every line sounds as though it is a major historical statement, calling attention to even the most marginal statements. Another problem is the film's erratic pacing, as the story of David is told from beginning to end, snipping out ten or twenty year sections, thus hampering continuity. Richard Gere looks great in long hair, but just isn't that great an actor. While his portrayal of the title character may so far be his best performance, he still doesn't merit any better adjective than mediocre when referring to his acting abilities. At times he is quite believable, while at other times he's about as convincing as Diana Ross was in the "The Wiz." "King David" is as pretentious a Bible picture as one can fear. God isn't dead, but Cecil B. DeMille certainly is. Starts Friday, April 12 at Selected Theatres. A JAMES FR/WLEY FILM "FRATERNITY VACAT ION" stam^ STEPHEN GEOFFREYS SHEREE J. WILSON CAMERON DYE TIM ROBB1NS LEIGH McCLOSKEY MATT McCOY JOHN VERNON Mu»c by BRAD F1EDEL by LINDSAY HARRISON j WHTwrctrp •3>> Produced by ROBERT C. PETERS {\|£W WORLD PICTURES I "^® Directed by JAMES FRAWLEY Meet Wendell Tvedt. Would you believe he's about to become America's #1 hunk? What happens to him, could happen to you! fi - Thnrcifeiv. -Al»ra 11. 1985 ' 10 Thursday, April 11, 1985 mm Extension courses reaching out to offer more CPA The University of Wisconsin-Extension has announced a local workshop series of interest to attorneys and CPAs who work with Racine/ Kenosha area business co ncerns. How to sell a business avoiding sales tax, how to contest a sales and use audit tax, taxable sales and uses including the rental of property, and exemptions (especially for the manufacturer and contractor) are among topics to be covered. Originating from sites in Milwaukee and Madison, the sessions will be carried throughout the state over the Educational Teleconference Network (ETN), and attorneys will serve as i nstructors. Kenosha County Agent Kim Baugrud said the local sessions will be in Tallent Hall, room 289, from 12-1:20 p .m. on May 14, 16, 21 and 23. The program carries four continuing legal education credits. A $50 fee covers all four sessions. Registration materials are available at the Kenosha County Extension Office or by phoning (608) 2 62-3833. TV classes In May, Racine and Kenosha County residents can choose from a variety of University of Wisconsin- Extension courses to £e offered over the Educational Teleconference Network (ETN) and the Statewide Extension Education Network (SEEN). The two networks link the entire state, with over 200 site s providing all residents quality educational programs and courses without having to travel great distances, said coordinator Kim Baugrud. ETN classes in Kenosha County are he ld at Parkside in Tallent Hall, room 289. The May ETN classes and s tarting dates are: • Ag/Agribusiness: Dairy Goat Seminar, May 9. • Communication Skills: Managing Conflicts Effectively, May 7. • Local Governmental Affairs: Role of the Police and Fire Commission, May 6. • Real Estate: Questions to Ask When Purchasing Raw Land or Rural Property, May 6. In the Kenosha area. SEEN classes are held Tallent Hall, room 281. IVCF Club Events Inter -Varsity Christian Fellowship presents "Ch anged because of Christ." Join in on Wednesday, April 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107 to hear about the "Incomparable Christ." All students and faculty are encouraged to come. Pi Sigma Epsilon There will be a meeting Monday, April 15 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 109. Topics to be discussed include initiation and the Loop 500. New members welcome. Bullpen State Line & Sheridan Rd. Southeastern Wisconsin's Hottest New Night Club • Totally Remodeled TWO FULL FLOORS OF ENTERTAINMENT DOWNSTAIRS A Milwaukee Transit Bus for a D.J. Booth! with David P. McGrath as D.J. UPSTAIRS • This Weekend: "Dance Fever" audition win a trip to the Papagaio by Limo to audition in front of the Hollywood producer. For more information, call 694-0555. A-WAM-BAM Singing Telegram Ladies' Night: FREE DRINKS 7-10 Win $50.00 in our "Throwback'' Dance Contest. Lady with the most dance ticket at midnight wins. Homemade Food • Open Every Day at 11:00 The May SEEN classes and starting dates are : • Environmental Resources: Ultra Light Aircraft-Weather Application, May 14. • Wisconsin Water Works Operators, May 22. For more information, contact Kim Baugrud at the Kenosha County Extension Office at Parkside, or call 553-2312. NCARB refresher course Architects can prepare for the National Council of Architectural Registration Board (NCARB) licensing examination through a refresher course offered by the University of Wisconsin-Extension beginning this month. The NCARB refresher course will be offered in the Racine/Kenosha area over the Statewide Extension Education Network (SEEN) at Parkside's Tallent Hall, said coordinator Kim Baugrud. The course will cover history, theory, architectural programming, project design to construction and structural systems, environmental control systems and professional administration, said Donald Schramm, UW-Extension Engineering and Applied Science. Schramm, who teaches the c ourse, said this will be helpful for anyone taking the three-day exam in Wisconsin scheduled for June 17-20. The course will be offered from 5-7 p .m. for six Thursdays beginning April 18. The fee is $85. an d participants will earn 2.4 Contin uing Education Credits (CEU). For more information, call Kim Baugrud at the Kenosha County Extension Office, phone 553-2312, or Schramm or Janice Friis in Madison at (608) 26 2-2026. Buying land The process of buying land or rural property is the topic of a University of Wisconsin-Extension class fo r Racine/Kenosha area residents on Mondays, May 6,13 and 20 from 6-9:20 p.m. in the Continuing Education Office in Tallent Hall on the Parkside Campus. Parkside's Kim Baugrud said the class is designed fo r consumers or real estate professionals who may want to buy and sell land for home building, recreation or resale investment. The program will be held in meeting rooms in every county connected by the Extension's Educational Teleconference Network (ETN). The class w ill present several checklists for consumers and real estate people to help them understand the land buying process and avoid problems. It will cover the legal and professional responsibilities of buyers, sellers and brokers. New regulations affecting land purchases and an update on financing techniques will be presented. Brokers can earn 10 hours of required relieensing credit. The course fee is $65. The course's title is "Questions to Ask When Purchasing Raw Land or Rural Property." For details, or to enroll, contact Kim Baugrud at Parkside, 553-2312. A week at the Park Writing a history of poetry EVENTS Thursday, April 11 LECTURE: "Dreams and Interpretations," by Dr. Daniel Condron at 12 noon in Union 104-106. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by P AB. WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in Moln D128. The workshop is open to the public at no charge. Sponsored by Parkside Health Office. LECTURE: "Giving Each His Due: Justice and Punishment," by Visiting Professor Aaron Snyder o f Puzzler Answers ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin Northwestern University, at 3:30 p.m. in CA 233. The event is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "2001: A Space Odyssey" will be shown at 3:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs 143 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE: "The Magic Flute" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. Friday, April 12 COLLOQUIUM: On Writing a History of American Poetry" by Prof. Alan Shucard at 1 p.m. in CA 233. The talk is open to the public at no charge. MOVIE: "2001: A Space Odyssey" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Saturday, April 13 SYMPOSIUM: "Singles" starts at 8:30 a.m. with breakfast in the Union Dining Room. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. COURSE: "Life Beneath the Sea" starts at 9:30 a.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WINE TASTING: starts at 7:30 p.m. in Main Place. Call ext. 2414 for information. Sponsored b y the Alumni Office. MOVIE: "The Magic Flute" will be repeated at 8 p .m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, April 14 MOVIE: "The Magic Flute" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. RECITAL: by LoRee Rattle starts at 3 p.m. in Greenquist 103. The event is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "2001: A Space Odyssey" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m . in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 15 ROUND TABLE: "Ethics in International Politics" by Daniel Keck. Dean of Carthage College, at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event i s free and open t o the public. FILM: "Holocaust" with comments by Rabbi Marc Gruber, at 1 p.m.. in Union 104. The event is fre e and open to the public. COURSE: :"Avoiding Problems in Communications" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 fo r more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WORKSHOP: "Dreams" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, April 16 WORKSHOP: "Sexual Assault" at 12 noon in Union 104-106, with comments by Marlene Johnson. The workshop is free, and open to the public. Sponsored by the Parkside Security Department. WORKSHOP: "Prepare for Your Interview" at 2 p.m. in Moln. 112. Wednesday, April 17 WORKSHOP:: "Discipline and Working with Marginally Effective Employees" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for details. SEMINAR: "Non-traditional Sources of Health Care" by John Burkhardt at 11:50 a. m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for de tails. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WORKSHOP: "Management of Personal Selling Effort" by William Jankovich at 7 p.m. in Moln. 107. Call ext. 2047 for more information. WORKSHOP: "Cash Flow, Structure and Financing in Small Business" by Scott Scampini, CPA, at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. COURSE: "Investments: The Basics" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. HANGER 11 Thursday, April 11, 1985 Johnson has eggs in the basket by Robb Luehr Two weeks ago the Racine Journal Times reported that Parkside's head basketball coach Rees Johnson was a candidate for the head coaching job at Green Bay, which was left vacant when Dick Lein resigned. The job, however, went to Stevens Point head coach Dick Bennett. "The people in Green Bay called to find out if I was interested in the job, and they wondered if I was going to apply. I wasn't thinking • about it, but they got me interested," said Johnson. However, he pulled out of the running on March 25, before the Journal Times ran the story. Green Bay's athletic department or administration did not approach Johnson, but Green Bay's daily newspaper did. "The Press-Gazette called me at least seven or eight times within a month." Johnson decided not to run because he knew Dick Bennett was the main candidate. "I talked to some people. They said Bennett wanted the job, it was his. I also talked to Dick's best friend, and he said Dick was going to take the job, so I decided to get out of it." Johnson also felt he still had work to do here. "The program here is close. We still want to improve on it. We'd like all our players to be 'A' students, if possible, but that's not realistic. Even if you take the average student in college, that's not the way it is. "We put a pretty good load on our athletes, especially our basketball players. We realize they're not all going to be 'A' students, but we shoot for a high academic level. "The team's grade point average was 2.4 two semesters ago and 2.3 last semester. The GPA is improved from when I got here, and the GPA requirements for athletes have become more strict." Johnson was hired here to change the direction of the program. Before that, he spent four years at Augsburg College in Minnesota. Though Parkside's program is going well, it's not perfect for Johnson. "There are some things that make me wonder about looking sometimes. We don't have paid assistant coaches. They don't get a penny for it. They're not on campus, so I'm really here alone." According to Johnson, it takes a minimum of three years to build a program, but agrees it takes luck to do it in three years. "Even if you win right away, it doesn't necessarily mean the program is going in the direction you want. It takes time to initiate your philosophies, ideas and ideals to the players and the campus. A lot of instructors, administrators and students still feel it's the same program as before." Johnson added, "It usually takes five years before a program is established." How did the players react to the news of Johnson's application? "I don't think most of them knew." Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl "The people in Green Bay called to find out if I was interested in the job, and they wanted to know if I was going to apply. I wasn't thinking about it, but they got me interested. " —Rees Johnson knew, however, and asked Johnson if he had applied. "I don't think he was real pleased. I think he was concerned that I might be involved enough to leave. He knows we've made a lot of progress. "Now that the Stevens Point job is open, a lot of rumors have it that I should be interested in that job, but I'm not." If an opportunity should arise, Johnson said he'd be "foolish not to consider it," but would be careful in his choice. "It's not like when I was 28. Then, I would have gone to Alaska to coach. Now, the opportunity has to be good not only as far as money, but as far as the program and where I want to live. "Right now, I'm just not going to move. I've established myself here. I'm not going to jump at any opportunity. It has to be the right one. I'm much more selective." 30% OFF Blanched n Oil. B.K.-F.A. and R.M. say society isn't ready. B P. B.K.-MUFFY says no Dubbage when the Queen's ILR- Thank you. TART: WOULD you at your convenience? 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THE END will be extremely high levels of positive fun. SEAN CRANLEY has a new name-Gilligan. Pass Get Your Tan before Summer Starts College Student Special 10 sessions for $40.00 (Bring your I.D.) We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Above is the women's track team: first row, left to right, Julie Wunrow, Colleen Wismer, Karen Savage, Jill Fobair, Michelle Marter. Second row: Jacqueline Cotton, Merri Valukas, Laurie Jacusz, Karen Jacobsen, Carol Romano, Sarah Hiett and Coach Mike DeWitt. At right, Laurie Jacusz in the midst of a high jump in Saturday's home meet. Jacusz took first in this event. Story on page 12. 12 Thursday, April 11, 1985 RANGER Sports Women's track by Robb Luehr Parkside held its first home women's track meet in three years last Saturday, competing in a dual meet against Augustana. The Rangers ran well, but lack of entries in the hurdle events and a few field events allowed Augustana to win the meet 78-57. "We beat them on the track and stayed even in the field events, but the hurdles were our downfall," said coach Mike DeWitt. "We did a respectable job, though." With the exception of the hurdles, the Parkside women took first places in all the running events. Jacqueline Cotton set a new school record winning the 100- meter dash with a time of 12.2 seconds, breaking the old record by one-tenth of a second. Cotton also won the 200 in 26.6, teamed up with Karen Savage, Jill Fobair and Merri Valukas to win the 400 meter relay and was third in the shot-put with a distance of 28-11. Valukas was second in the 400- meter dash with a time of 1:3.5 and took second in the shot with a distance of 29-7. Savage was fourth in the 400 i n 1:04.5. In the 800 meters, Karen Jacobsen finished first in 2:29.3, and Fobair was second in 2:30.7. Colleen Wismer won the 1500 meters with a time of 5:10.8, and Sarah Hiett won the 3000 meters in 10:53. Laurie Jacusz was the busiest Ranger at the meet, competing in six events. She won the high jump with a height of 4-10, was second in the discus with 82-9, third in the long jump with 12-10, fourth in the shot with 26-2, f ourth in the javelin with 75-5 and sixth in the 100-meter hurdles with a time of :21.1. Julie Ann McReynolds took first in the 5000 meters with a time of 19:06.3, while Wismer was third with 19:43. McReynolds was also third in the javelin with 76-8, and Wismer was third in the discus with 64-6. The 1600-meter relay team (Hiett, Jacobsen, Savage and Valukas) was second with a time of 4: 18.1. In the 10,000-meter walk (which was not an official part of the meet), Carol Romano walked the distance in 56:17, which may have qualified her for the TAC outdoor national meet. The women's team will compete this Friday at Northwestern University. Twenty teams are expected to participate. This Saturday, the team goes to Hillsdale, Michigan for a meet against mainly NCAA Division II and NAIA teams. Women's softball Parkside's softball team had its share of April Fools April 1 as it split a doubleheader with DePaul University. Parkside lost the first game 3-0, and won the second 3-2. Michele Martino pitched the first game for Parkside and gave up ten hits, two of them doubles. The Rangers, however, had only two hits, one of which was a triple by Judy McKinney, a junior college transfer. DePaul earned its three runs in the first inning. Parkside regained its composure to keep the score 3- 0, but not enough to win. The next game proved more rewarding for the Rangers. Janet Koenig pitched the second game and gave up only six hits, one of them a double. DePaul gave up five hits, two of them doubles by Parkside's Janet Broeren and Koenig. The game saver for the Rangers was junior outfielder Jackie Rittmer. The game was in the seventh inning, two outs, and the score 3-2. Runners were on second and third base. The batter hit to Rittmer in centerfield. She fielded the ball on one hop and threw to the plate. Catcher Pam Young tagged the runner coming from third to end the game. Next home games for the Rangers will be Monday and Tuesday, April 22 and 23. The Rangers are currently ranked fifth in the nation, which is a first. Coach Linda Draft feels her team is not playing up to this high rank. "I wouldn't be surprised if we slipped down from this rank," said Draft. "We're waiting for the snow to melt, while other teams are playing." The number one-ranked team's record is 24-3, while Parkside's is 7-3. •Men's tennis The men's tennis team won three out of four matches this past week with victories over Carroll College 9-0, College of Lake County 7-2 and Green Bay 8-1. The Rangers lost to Beloit College 7-2. Statistics for the individual matches are: Parkside (P) vs. Carroll College (C) April 2: Dan Hyatt-P d. John Zellner-C 2-6, 7-6. 7-6. Frank Mejia-P d. John Butler- C 6-0, 6-2. Chris Schuleit-P d. Rich Ross-C 6-2, 6-0. Art Shannon-P d. Greg Forston-C 6-3, 6-3. Tom Pacetti-P d. Gary Middleton-C 7-6, 6-3. Dave Hyatt-P d. Scott Schultz-C 5-7, 6-3. 6-2. Doubles: Dan Hyatt-Dave Hyatt d. Zellner-Butler 6-1, 6-4. Mejia-Shannon d. Ross-Schultz 6-2. 6-2 Pacetti-Alan Elsmo d. Bob Fine-Greg Sevmour 7-5, 6-1. " Parkside vs. Lake County (LC) April 3: Dan Hyatt-P d. Dave Klien-LC 7-5, 4-6. 64. Fred Acosta-LC d. Mejia-P 6-3. 3-6, 6-2. Schuleit-P d. Bill Krueger-LC 6-1, 6-1. Lande Laverty-LC'd. Shannon-P 7-5, 3-6. 64. Pacetti-P d. Scott Doweil-LC 6-0, 6-1. Dave Hyatt- P d. Rich Kuehn-LC 6-0, 6-0. Doubles: Hyatt-Hyatt d. Klien-Krueger 6-1. 6-3. Mejia-Shannon d. Aeosta-Lavert, 6-2, 4-6, 64. Pacetti-Elsmo d. Dowell-Kuehn 6-0. 6-0. Parkside vs. Beloit College (B) April 5: Carter Veach-B d. Dan Hyatt-P 6-3, 6-2. Peter Gullstram-B d. Schuleit- P 6-0, 6-1. Shannon-P d. Ward Krull-B 6-3, 2-6, 6-2. Rob Dassow-B d. Pacetti- P 7-5. 6-2. Chris Bonner-B d. Dave Hyatt-P 2-6, 6-1, 6-3. Elsmo-P d. Craig Wogelmuth-B 2-6, 64, 6-3. Doubles: Veach-Dassow d. Hyatt-Hyatt 6-3, 6-3, Krull-Gullstram d. Schuleit-Shannon. 6-3. 6-0. Wogelmuth-Shaw Rezal d. Pacetti-Elsmo .6-2,6- Parkside vs. Green Bay (GB) April 6: , Novaic-GBdDanHyatt-P, 64. 6-7, 6-2. Mejia-P. d. Rick Vanderleest- GB 64 6-4. Schuleit-P d. Dale Hyska-GB 7-6, 3-6, 6-1. Shannon-P d. Tom Hyska-GB 6-1, 6-0. Pacetti-P d. Hiro Notaney-GB 6-3 6-2 Doubles: Hyatt-Hyatt d. N'ovak-Vanderleest 7-5, 6-2. Shannon-Mejia d Hyska-Hyska 6-0, 7-5. Pacetti-Elsmo d. Gayle-.N'otaney 6-4, 6-2. Students can work overseas The Council on International Educational Exchange (CIEE), the largest student travel organization in the U.S., is offering young adults the opportunity to work overseas this summer as volunteers on service projects aimed at helping local communities. Free room and board help to keep participation costs minimal. "It met and surpassed all my expectations," was the reaction of one participant in last year's program. Although work camps have been operating in many parts of the world for more than 30 years, they still are a relatively new concept in the United States. "We had no plumbing or electricity and slept in a barn, but I think that made us better as a group because we really had to work together and help each other," reported a volunteer who helped convert an old barn into a community room in Denmark. Other projects included garden work and restoration at a castle in Veltrusy, Czechoslovakia; housecleaning at the Technical Institute at Gdansk, Poland and rebuilding seawalls on an island in Germany. Except for a modest program fee of $100, there is no cost other than the airfare — a nd even that expense may be reduced by special student and youth fares available through any Council Travel office. Work camps, usually two, three or four weeks in duration, are available in Czechoslovakia, Denmark, France, Germany, Poland, Spain and Canada. A working knowledge of German is recommended for placements in Germany; language requirements apply in France and Spain. Volunteers need not be students but must be at least 18 years old (except in Germany, which accepts 16-year-olds). Application deadline is May 1, 1985. For more information about the program, write or phone: CIEE, PR-IWC, 205 East 42nd Street, New York NY 10017, (212) 661-1414; or 312 Sutter Street, San Francisco CA 94108, (415) 421-3473. Julie Ann McReynolds running in the women's home track meet. This was Parkside's first home meet in three years. More photos inside. Jill I:, ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Art Shannon Tennis Art i s a junior a nd competed l a s t week with a record of 3 wins-1 lo s s in singles and 3 wins-1 loss in d oubles with p a r tner Frank Mejia. 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Title A name given to the resource The Stranger, Volume 17, issue 23, March 30, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1989-03-23 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/73e69c5421a42f79f97cc97d6b52d578.pdf df510e6a3deb9b2a97ebf3149e9cec26 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B MONDAY JUNE 17,1991 SECTION B take over as new A D By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor The University of Wisconsin Parkside has a new athletic director. May, 23, Linda Draft was named the new athletic director by Sheila Kaplan, chancellor of the university. Draft, 40, will be responsible for administering UW-Paikside's intercollegiate athletic program which includes 14 men's and women's sports. UW-Parksideisa member of the NCAA Division n and the National Association of ^ see Draft B2 New Athletic Director Linda Draft gCRJSTORfiP ;|i§II8ItiSP Memmones A look at a legend's ;t J : — S, V-: ws w. : ' • ' ' . . . . . . . . : : . •i '. : ' V . •• : :. • : .' ' ' Athletic Director steps down By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor After 19 years of overseeing all UW-Parkside's Athletic Department events, Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl has announced his resignation from the position leaving behind numerous responsibilities and along list of accomplishments. Announcing his resignation May, 8, Dannehl, UW-Parkside athletic director since 1972, will take a leave of absence during the 1991-92 academic year to prepare for his return to the classroom. He will continue to coordinate several national cross country championships scheduled for UW-Parkside this fall. His teaching responsibilities will include direction of new programs in wellness activities in the department's Physical Fitness Center and coordination of the universities coaching certification program. As for why he is stepping down, "I got tired of doing everything, battling budgets and trying to oversee every single activity. I would like to spend time enjoying life more and getting back to teaching," said Dannehl Dannehl will spend the next academic year visiting other universities and learning how they run Wayne Dannehl their Physicial Fitness Center's in order to be well prepared to ensure UW-Parkside's is the best he can make it. In 1972 Dannehl came to UW-Parkside from the University of Illinois where he was an assistant professor of physical education and a football coach. Respected by those in the University as well as outside of it, Dannehl has served a president of the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) at both state and national levels. He was elected to the NAIA Hall of Fame, as well as to the Illinois Wrestling Coaches and Officials Hall ofFame. In 1990 he was named to the United States Olympic Committee. Dannehl has many years of memories and things in the department which he is proud of as well of things about the department which are disappointing to him. He mentions the many athletes which have had great success at UW-Parkside, "I'm proud we have produced 400 All-American athletes and 65 individual Natioual Champions." Under his direction, the university also produced the premier Cross Country course in the United States. "I am extremely proud of designing, developing and implementing the Cross Country course, one that we basically hacked out of the woods." He has brought national acclimation to UW-Parkside by his organization of many national competitions held in Kenosha. His latest such dealing was scheduling the TAC (the governing body in track and field in the United States) Cross Country Meet to be held at UW-Parkside in November of 1992. See Dannehl B3 Draft will Ranger. Paire B2 Draft from B1 June 17. I991 New director brings experience Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA). Under her direction UW- " * Fort the past 14 years, Draft has served as associate athletic director at UW-Parkside and the Womens Softball coach. She will continue to coach softball at UWParkside. Draft succeeds Wayne Daimehl, who announced his resignation effective July 1. "We are pleased that Linda has accepted the athletic director position," Kaplan said. "Her experience with administration, teaching and coaching and her commitment to the scholar/athlete model is critical to the mission of the university's athletic department Linda is well respected at both UWParkside and throughout the country for her professional accomplishments and her involvement with natic al athletic organizations." aft, a native of Spring Lake, Mic , joined the UW-Parkside fac -uy in 1977, and coached the women's softball and volleyball teams. Baseball gem retires from diamond By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor After 21 years of coaching, and a lifetime of dedication to the sport, Ken "Red" Oberbrunner, has retired from the head coaching postition with the UW-Parkside Baseball team. Oberbrunner, a true gem on the baseball diamond, leaves behind him a legacy of competitive teams, insightful knowledge of the game and great passionforthesport Oberbrunner retired from the position after a turbulent season which saw him in and out of the hospital during the year with heart problems. His retirement was an agreementbetween himself and the athletic department which encouraged Red to give up the postition. "It was a mutual deal, we both agreed that it was time for me to retire." Oberbrunner said about stepping down. . Oberbrunner, who started die UW-Parkside baseball program from scratch in 1970, compiled a record of 332-229 in his 21 years with the Rangers he is also the seventh ranked NCAA Division II baseball coach in wins. Red, born October 5,1918 in Ashland WI attended DePadua, a private Catholic High School of hbout 70 students where he earned a scholarship to Notre Dame University to play baseball and basketball. After graduating from Notre Dame with a Phylosophy and history degree, he was talented enough in sports to sign a professional baseball contract and was drafted into pro basketball by the Ft Wayne (now the Detroit) Pistons. He played baseball in the IndianaOhio league as a shortstop and an outfielder. When the second World War began, Red left the courts and fields of professional sports do serve in the Army while stationed in the Pacific Ocean for three years. Upon his return, Red realized he had passed by his playing days and like many other soldiers returning from the war went looking for work. In the fall of 1947 Red took a job at Milton College as the Athletic Director, football, baseball and basketball coach as well as teaching classes. "I always knew I wanted to coach," stated Oberbrunner. He attended summer classes at the University of Wisconsin Madison and earned his Masters of Science Degree. He stayed at Milton until 1970 when he came to UW-Parkside. During this time Red somehow found time to marry his wife Ruth and successfully raise six children, five boys and a girl. While Red * s accomplishments are incredible enough, even more tremendous is the positive outlook and strong philosophy he has developed in his career. "I've always loved being around the athletes. To me they are the most important people because I'm student oriented. I have always felt that we (faculty) are dependant on them not the other way around," said Oberbrunner of his outlook on the game. Red's love for the game came accross in all that he did as did his care for his players. "My job was to give them a purpose in life and direction. I always tried to teach that reality is not in failing, but that reality was in getting up after you fail." Adored by his players and admired by his peers, Oberbrunner will be forever remembered in not only the record books, but also in various halls of fame. Red is cursee "Red" B4 Parkside Softball teams have qualified for the NAIA National Tournament eight times. Over the past 14 years, 15 of her players have been selected All-Americans 24 times. In 1990, Draft was named Coach of the Year by the NAIA National Softball Coaches Association (NSCA). Previously, she was named coach-of-the-year by the Wisconsin Women's Intercollegiate Athletic Conference for both softball and volleyball. Draft also has served on the Pan American Softball Team Selection Committee and the United States Olympic Sports Festival. "Linda's own coaching manifests a tradition of excellence which is integral to die success of operation a first-rate athletic athletic department," John Stockwell, vice chancellor at UW-Parkside, said. "We have great confidence in Linda and her ability to maintain quality athletic programs in conjunction with strong academic standards." Draft, holds an undergraduate degree in mathematics and physical education from Hope College, Holland, Michigan and a master's degree in athletic administration and coaching from Michigan State University, Lansing, Michigan. Draft, who lives in Racine, played basketball and volleybal at Hope College. Draft said that herp lans in her first year as athletic director will not be to shake things up but to maintain the high level they are on, "It will be a transition year, we will try to accomplish day to day achievements. While Dannehl had department chair and athleticd epartment duties, Draft will have just athletic duties as she will continue to coach Softball. Steve Stephens will be the department chair for academic concerns. Golfers finish 11th at NAIA By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor In its first ever national competition, the UW-Parkside Ranger Golf team finished a respectable 11th out of the thirty three team field at the 1991 NAIA Golf Championship held at Twin Hills Golf and Country Club in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma May 21-24. The Rangers had to endure unusual rainy weather for the four day event which caused theg reens to be slow but friendly during die competition. The team arrived Sunday night and had a Monday practice time of 2:50 in the afternoon. After head coach Steve Stevens had prepared his team, Tuesday was the day the Rangers would put behind them a season which saw UW-Parkside take first place in four of the five meets and also, hopefully, put aside any nerves. The scoringformatfor the tournament was that each team would use their best four scores for that day out of their five golfers. The Rangers would rely on the quintet of Marie Schneider, Steve Gerber, Tom Agazzi, Paul Connell and Joe Dahlstrom who would represent District 14 of the NAIA. Monday, day one saw UWPaikside shoot a 313 for 18 holes. North Florida blazed to the top of the leader board with a 297. The closest second was Hardin- Simmons TX, seven back, with a 304 for the first 18. Day two was crucial for the Rangers. For it was following the second round that half the field would be cut The Rangers, behind Paul ConnelTs 77 advanced with a 316 score. With half the field cut, day three, Wednesday, UW-Parkside shot a solid 310. This following a two and a half hour rain delay in usually sunny Oklahoma. North Florida once again lead along with host Oklahoma City, each team shot a 304 for the day. Day four was a problem day for the Rangers as they may have tried to make up too much ground in the tournaments final day. Tom "the Gamecock" Agazzi saved the day for UW-Parkside with a strong 74-the Rangers best individual effort for the tournament The Rangers finished the round with a collective 319 their worst of the four days. North Florida ran away with the tournament with a 1200 for the four days. Host Oklahoma City was a distant second with a 1221. UW-Parkside sewed a 1258 to finish 11th. Coach Stevens expressed his feelings on the team's efforts. "I was happy with how we played. Nobody got really hot but they all played solid and contributed," said Stevens. As for the season, Stevens was also happy. "The season was super. Until Nationals, we only lost one tournament The kids played well and worked hard." Dannehl from B1 Former Athletic Director will return to teaching "I'm also proud that we were able to raise enough cash to pay for the post season play and to support our programs. Academically, our kids have good grades. There has been a significant change in the past ten years, we've stressed and emphasized that the academics comes first" Dannehl has gotten by on a less than adequate budget "We've skimped scraped and gotten by on less than some of our sister schools and some of them are in debt" He also mentioned pride in being NAIA President for die 1989-1990 year. Dannehl, who turned 54 in May also mentioneds everal disappointing things about the job as athletic director. "One thing is that our facility is out moded, it is too small and there is no indoor track which hurts recruiting and makes it impossible to train for the indoor season. And what really bothered me is thawt e have never been able to convince people that budgets under which we operate area joke." People all around the university respected Dannehl for what he has done in the past 19 years. "Wayne has built and maintained throughout the years an athletic program characterized by high standards of ethics, academics and competitiveness," Sheila Kaplan, UW-Parkside chancellor, said. "Will miss his leadership." Softball team finishes 91 season 18-24 By TED McINTYRE Softball team's season came to a ships at Duluth MN as the Rangers lost two straight to Minnesota ilI |jff f The Rangers finisht he season Parfcside whohad seven' freshmen JeantjeeEsselmcngotthe loss iagaraeonc&s she iw ished with a Beft* Han&B: I Heed coach Linda Draft who m mw& tryingto SOBt&fy peopl^'into the future but its very hardto win Do you like to write? lilii Racewalking a popular sport: at UW-Parkside SPECIAL TO THE RANGER by Karen M. Pitsoulakis Guest Writer Have you ever wondered what some of the University ofWisconsin- Parkside students were doing on Innerloop Rd. at four o'clock in the afternoon with the temperature 30 below zero wearing only tights, a sweatshirt and racing flats? The answer... racewalking. Racewalking is an aerobic exercise in which contact with the ground must be maintained at all times. This differentiates racewalking from running. The lead foot must touch the ground before the rear foot leaves the ground. The supporting leg must be straight when it passes under the body. Racewalking events have been part of the Olympic Games since 1900. The distances varied in the early years, but have been set at 20 km.(12.4 mi.) and 50km.(31.1 mi.) for men. Elite men average 6:30 per mile over the 20 km. Olympic distance, and approach 7:00 per mile over 50 km. Women average 7:00 per irtile for 10 km.(6.21 mi.) Parkside's racewalking team is composed of athletes from Wisconsin, Indiana, New Jersey and New York. The team is currently ranked the number one college in the United States for racewalking at the National level for male and female juniorwalkers (under age 20). They are also ranked number one in the country for the Open, in which Within this framework, anyone who meets the qualifying J »a«V UIWI0 UiV \| raccwalkers efficiently pump their standard Ume may cn|cr anns in coordination with each step, Urst year a. the National Athproducingasmoothandfluidsiritte. lelic Ialer Collegiate ^ uw The following is Ken "Red" Oberbrunner's letter of resignation to the Athletic Department Dear Dr. Wayne Dannehl and all UW-Parkside faculty and alumni, When a Man does something for long enough, it becomes a part of him, and he becomes a part of it For 44 years, I have been a baseball coach. In that span, my teams have become as much of a reflection on me, as I have become a part of baseball. With my first team in 1947 until now, I have looked for certain types of players who could do certain things. I looked for chemistry in a squad, with spirit to push it forward. I looked for players who are good to each other, and who play for each other, to spin the right mix. There are always a few players out there with questionable work habits, a few who are thoroughly complacent, and a few who seriously believe they are better than tifcy really are. Those are the players who destroy team unity. Players must like each other, and not hare in back stabbing, envy, petty ealously, sulking, or sniping. Put imply, it is impossible to get a earn effort out of a group that is a team in name only. With intensity and proper beliefs, problem s of that can front a team that is a team, will disappear. In 1970,1 came to UWParkside after compiling a 225-94 record in 23 years at Milton college. Since I've been here, I have never had to fear about my job. I have been able to put teams on the field which represented UWParkside and all it stands forT. his has always been my utmost goal in teaching baseball. In its very nature, coaching is teaching. You must work very hard to develop the skills of throwing, hitting, fielding, and running in your program. Before a player learns, he must listen. He must listen to the coach preach the fundamentals, he must try them, he must learn them, and he must practice them until they become second nature. Once that happens, half the battle is won, because baseball is 50% mental, 50% physical. Once the fundamentals are mastered, the mental part must be mastered. A player must beable tot hink of what he is doing and the situation in which he is doing it To have that special state of mind and body when everything happens positively and Parkside's team swept the top six All-American places out of 19 athletes participating in the race. This year Parkside's team has the ability and potential to take the top eight places,t he most alb wedf rom any one school. The two distances in which Parkside's team strives for are the 10km. and the 20km. Robert Cole and Tim Seaman of Parkside have walked a six minute mile. This time is faster than most people would hope to run. U.W.Parkside has produced two Olympic caliber athletes, Jim Hiring of the 1980,1984, and 1988 Olympics and Andy Kestner of the 1988 Olympics. At the helm of all of this success stands the coach, MikeDeWitL He is the reason U.W.Parkside is at this superior national level DeWitt began the program in the early 1980'sand has progressed steadily since then. He himself is a effortlessly. Greatness, however, is not just a matter of team chemistry, mastery of the fundamentals, and state of mind. Just as a meal is nota meal until the chef mixes all the ingredients, a team cannot achieve greatness until the coach mixes all the ingredients. Baseball as a game of critical decisions that are called atc ritical moments of a game. It is the coach which makes these decisions, and the coach who sinks or swims with them. When an evaluation of the coach is made, it is usually atone of these critical moments. If the problems of a team are caused by the coach, and the perceptions ofa nybody evaluating the team's problems point them to the coach, then a change should be made. But, if they are not caused by the coach, it would be unfair during this period of time to make the change. I have always said to my players, that when I feel I have nothing to offer diem, it is time for me to give up coaching. I love baseball and the challenge it presents. I always look forward to the next day and tiiedesires of competing. While the time is far from now when I will have nothing to offer my players, dedicated racewalker and walks with the team every day through all types of weather, while making sure that practices are completed correctly by his athletes. *Ali Dewitt, of UW-Parkside's racewalking team says, "I feel that DeWitt is a good coach, because by practicing with the team, he stays young. Some people mights ee turn a strict coach, but that's only because he's interested in his team and if something is lacking from one's racewalking, he triesto help them out "Part of the reason why we have such agood program at UW-Parkside is because coach (DeWitt) trains with us and that is something special that not many peoplehave,"Tim Seaman. "Coach (DeWitt) is one of the greatestcoaches in the country, simple because his athletes have alot of confidence in him," Rob Cole. "RED" from B2 Coach recalls his most fond baseball clubs rently honored in the Milton College Hall of Fame, The Wisconsin High School Assocation of Coaches Hall of Fame, the National Collegiate Athletic Association Hall of fame and will soon be inducted into the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics Hall of Fame. Oberbrunner coached competitively year after year and recalls his favorite teams. His 1980 club, by far his best, had three players sign major league contracts, one of whom was his son Jamie. More recently Red recalls his 1988-89ball team which won 19 games and graduated 14 players. "It was the frosting on the cake to have good ballplayers and good students," added Red. The ultimate example of team spirit, Red explains his biggest thrill in all his years of coaching, "The biggest reward is to see that I have helped the kids achieve the goals they wanted to accomplish." in this time of reorganization in the UW-Paikside Athletic Department, I feel it is in my best interest to step down as baseball coach of the UWParkside Rangers. Yes, I will miss coaching and UW-Parkside quite a bit. I've developed many friendships and personal contacts with other administrators and officials. But, what I will miss most, is seeing my players and teams develop and mature as they move toward graduation. I will miss the learning I get everyday from being involved with baseball, for I have been a student as well as a coach for the past 44 years. In the 21 years I have been a coach here, my teams have put together a 332-229 record, giving me an overall career mark of 657- 323 between 1947-1991. I have seen three of my children graduate from UW-Parkside. I'vehadateam win 19 games in a row, a player who struck out 18 consecutive batters, ap layer who hito ver .500 ina season, and a player who hit two grand slam home runs in one day. More important, however, is what I've learned in980gamesof coaching. Players who play are happy farwell players. Those that don't are ui happy, that never changes. As coach, you just try to give them i much playing time as you can. Yo try to give them an opportunity t prove whether orn ot theyc an pla; For aplayer, true motivation come from within. A coach must show t the individual the importance c the time and effort that is needed t excel. Mature players understan this. It is the great teams whic have highly matured individual with lofty goals. As I leave the program at UW Parkside, I do not worry about il success in wins and losses. Insteac I worry about thep rogram, and th kids I brought here as players. Base ball at UW-Parkside is a prograr built on solid ground, and the ath letes who have entered that pro gram deserve the opportunity t play the game they love.T he sam game that has been the embodi ment of my life for so many yean A game which gives back every thing that a person puts inA. gam which will always be a part of me God Bless and Good Luck. Kenneth "Red" Oberbrunner June 17,1991 Ranger, Page 21 Summer Specials Suck The Big One 32 Oz of beer $2.00 Kainikazi's Pitchert $5.00 - Shots $1.00 Cuervo Gold $1.00 Cactus Juice $1.00 Starting This Year Coral Reefs Annual 4th of July Picnic Purchase tickets at the Coral Reef there will be Dancing in the Street! 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Re staurant Catering to the College Crowd UW-Parkside annual leadership retreat Earnest planning has begun ence that students have chosen to for the UW-Parkside Leadership participate in for the past decade. Retreattobeheldeariyinthefallof Each year students make 1991. The Student Activities Of- friends and begin to establish valufice once again anticipates a tre- able university-wide networks essential to leadership development Critical thinking, team problem solving, risk-taking, and creativity are just a few of the capabilities students will examine and mendous turnout of students dedicated to the enrichment of their lives, and of the lives they influence as student leaders across the campus. 'Excel '91" is this year's edition of a hands-on learning experiwhile learning together at this retreat designed for, and open to all students. The off-campus setting has continuously provided for "getaway fun" whilep romoting intense concentration on a variety of topics begin to acquire as ar esult of joining in on the fun this fall. Application forms will be available soon. Watch the Ranger for details. For more information contact the Director of Student Activities, Diane Welsh at 553-2279. "Welcome Week" '91 Themontageofeventsplanned for September 3rd - 6th promises to make for one of the greatest UWParkside "Welcome Week" celebrations to date. Each yearexcitementabounds as new and returning students intermingle through the various student activity social events planned throughout the week. Students get the opportunity to enjoy their "settling in" by seeing the PAB sponsored comedian Drew Carey thursday evening, and the PAB sponsored dance band London USA on Friday night Drew Carey has an outstanding sense of humor and wit He has appeared on MTV's "1/2 Hr ComThe Parkside Housing Office can help YOU... Find off-campus housing in near-by communities Apartments, flats, houses in a variety of price ranges are available Call 553-2320 to find out about listings and services available through the Housing Office edy Hr.", Showtime's "Comedy Club Network," "Star Search 88," and his latest TV break "On Hie Comedy Roan On A & E!" Drew has opened for "Jermaine Jackson," and the "Marshall Tucker Band," and was featured in the Premiere issue of Laughtrack Magazine! London USA is a Parkside favorite. They perform popular and progressive dance music and are heralded throughout the Midwest as one the greatest entertainment acts on the college circuit. Other entertainment is still being booked and other eventsa rc still being planned. Watch the "Ranger" for more details. Career Center is a plus for all All students from freshmen through senior, are urged to come to The Career Center is located in WLLCD175. The Career Center offers a variety of services designed to assist students in all stageso f career development, including selection of a major, connecting a chosen major to occupations, exploring graduate school, investigating experimental learning opportunities and seeking full-timee mployment after graduation. Individual career counseling, workshops, and class/group presentations are available to assist students in clarifying goals, assess personal interests, abilities and values, and systematically explore major areas of study. Information on hundreds of career areas are available in booklets, pamphlets, periodicals, books, guides and video-tapes. Students, encouraged to browse, may use die rsources on a self-serve basis and check them out with a student ID. SIGI Plus, a computerized career guidance program, is a popular, helpful and easy-to-use resource for assessing personal strengths, preferences and interests while exploring career options and learning to make wise career decisions. During the school year, the Cmter is open Mondays and Thursdays, 8:00am-6:30pm and Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays from 8:00am-4:30pm. During the summer and breaks, there are no evening hours. UW-Parkside events by Lika Morishita Hello, folks! Welcome to UW-Parkside! First, I would like to wish everyone a happy summer session. Here are some of the major events that will happen at UWParkside during the upcoming year. The Parkside ActivitiesB oard (PAB) sponsors many types of events such as dancesc, omedians, and other special events. Some of the major events they sponsor are Homecoming Week, made up of many competitions of the different clubs and organizations on campus, including volleyball tournament, lip sync, draw or die, and many more. The winners are announced at the dance at the end of the week in which people can jam in the Union Square with the live band or gamble for prizes in the Union Bazaar with our mock casino. Another big event sponsored by PAB is Winter Carnival Many of us can escape winter blues by participating in snow volley ball, broom ball, nine pin tap, tricycle races, and much more fun! Again, winners are announced at the dance featuring one of the hottest local bands around. PAB also holds die annual Battle of the Bands competition, in which the grand prize winner wins apaidperformanceatSummerfest!! Cum' on all ya' young rockers, startpracticin' toreserveyourspot! And last, and the most spectacular of any event, our two day bash, held the Friday and Saturday after spring finals, The End. Pi Signja Epsilon (PSE) holds a bicycle race around inner loop on Friday afternoon. The race consists of teams of four relaying around to the finish line. Prizes are also given out to winners. At The End, this time, everyone is entitled to become a little wild and crazy because not only can you rock with a band, but you get to rock on with two bands a night, mingle with your friends, eat and drink, AND celebrate finals! Cool hey? Student Organization Council (SOQ holds some important events, such as toys for tots and benefit dances for food for families. They also take charge of awards banquets too. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) holds weekly meeting to talkaboutand decide on student issues. Trips to other UW schools and other states for the state and national student associations are planned so we can give and receive help and support each other for student causes for example financial aid and campus safety issues. Any and all updates are printed in the Ranger which puts out a paper per week during the school year. And at last, about minority groups, which I personally find most interesting, holds quite a number of activities. The Black Student Organization (BSO) holds theblack history month in which many African as well as Afro- American crafts, jewelry, art, food, clothes, and many others are demonstrated. Some workshops are held in joint with Minority Action Council (MAC) and the Women's center to provide speakers on important Black men, Black and White women, and other important minorities in American culture. Hispanic club sponsors Cinco De Mayo and National Hispanic week filled with many events such as craft/ fashion show, dinner/dance, and more. The International Student Organization has various events such as having meetings with other school's organizations, trip to Mecca Arena in Milwaukee for the folk fair, a trip to Chicago's China Town to celebrate theChineseNew Year, and a big international food fair in Main Place which features ethnic food from all over the world made by the students, as well as authentic clothing and crafts from overseas. As you can see there are many exciting things to look forward to for the school term, and there will be more events besides these mentioned for everyone toe njoy. Have a great summer. We'll see you in the Fall! Loving home for your baby. Full time mother, professional father, and happy four year old, looking for fourth family member. For more information: Call Sandy Ruffalo, Adoption Attorney at (414) 273-0322 Heevy!: You should join The Ranger News H i s P o s s e June 17, Ranger, Page 23 Summer orientation leaders F.O.C.U.S. on 1991 By Brad Roschyk This year's summer orientation leaders are in for a treat There are over 800 incoming new students at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside and each new orientation lea der will work one on one with over 100 of them. The orientation leaders were selected on their abilities to work with students, their knowledge of Parkside and the surrounding communities, their campus involvement communicational skills, and their dedication to the University. The leaders are responsible for creating a comfortable atmosphere and environment for incoming students. The Orientation leaders also serve as role models for the new students. They will help in advising and scheduling, discuss campus issues, and answer the students most puzzling questions. This year's orientation leaders are determined to make orientation as fun and excitingas they know campus life can be. They will also be trying to relieve the anxiety and pressures that these students feel as they enter the University and take on the responsibilities of being on their own. The 1991 Summer Orientation Leaders staff includes: Yolanda Jackson, Tina Gosey, George Yee, Patrick Kochanski, Barbi Keller, Sara Anderson, David Madrigal, and Michele Cortez. This year's Orientation Clerk is Brad Roschyk; responsible for processing orientation applications and organizing the information needed to help the sessions run smoothly. Brad will also work directly with the orientation leaders as well as the new students. He is directly responsible for getting the students to commit and present themselves at the orientation sessions. The group of nine students recently went through orientation training and learned how to work with each other as well as how to work with the new students. The Orientation leaders have planned a DJ. dance along with free bowling in the Rec. Center for the students social time. For additional fun and excitement they have planned a scavengerhunt that includes prizes during the students social time. F.O.C.U.S.-*91, which stands for "First-year Orientation: a Commitment to Undergraduate Success", is structured to provide the students with valuable information to ease the transition to the University experience. There will be four two-day orientation sessions throughout the summer June 20 - 21, July 25 - 26, August 8-9, and August 20 - 21. There will also be three adult (non-traditional) orientation sessions held: June 29, July Non-tradional student support by Tod McCarthy Did you say you're a newly enrolled non-traditional student at UW-Parkside? Do many of your entry experiences make you feel a bit out of place or out of step? You're not alone and its not necessarily your fault College has long been considered a stepping stone for the priveleged youth in society, but in actuality, a degree is becoming a necessity, rather than a luxury for a majority of positions in a multitude of occupations. As a result many more adults are finding college to be an essential element to becoming economically and socially successful. The system is sometimes slow to change to meet new student needs. If emphasis appears to you to be centered on traditional student needs and concerns, you have just made a relatively accurate assessment of the situation. The problem is not you—the majority of students enrolled at this university are older, non-traditional students. Effective change never happens quickly and seldom occurs without a substantial effort from the affected constituency. Knowledge of what is happening, what could happen, and of what others are experiencing is critical for any individual seeking to improve his or her world. Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA), located in the D-l level of WLLC next to the Coffee Shoppe, can provide you with useful information on what other nontraditional students are doing to improve the perception and value of older students by the power structure at UW-Parkside. During the upcoming semester, the Ranger will also be printing a series of columns aimed at the non-traditional student and issues affecting that majority population of this university. Keep in touch with others, express whatever interest you have in altering conditions to all who will listen, and become involved with organizations that can make changes improving the quality of education and life while you are here. Sitting home brooding about it or complaining to a few friends over a beer won't help. Welcome to UW-Parkside. You've paid your dues before and you deserve the most satisfying educational you can receive. You may have to fight for it and you and your family may have to make a few more sacrifices, but don't forget—you're not alone. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657-5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2- lb Hamburger & Fries for $3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (canout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Breasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 8*© UW-ParksideOrientation leaders From left to right: Brad Roschyk, Barbi Keller, David Madrigal, Tina Gosey, and George Yee 18, and August 10. These sessions will include discussions of faculty expectations, campus diversity and issues, peeadvising, campus life and finally registration for fall courses. Hot Summer Loan Deals! • New Car Loans • Used Car Loans • Motorcycle Loans • Vacation Loans • Personal Loans • Tuition Loans • Text Book Loans • Computer Loans • 14.8% Credit Cards • More! Summer Bridge Loan Special! Bridge your summer income gap! • 14.65% special rate* • $1,000 only • $90.09 for 12 months • Includes .25% discount for automatic transfer or Payroll Deduction of payments Apply today! Tallent Hall - Room 286 595-2150 Ranger, Page 24 Ju—n -e- »1 7»,. 1771 Student Involvement: "Making it work for you - Making it work for us" MAM* AAMm«MAA #ka fl AfiiflAnft tfl AAMrtAAO #/> /!<% Jf. Politics from Parkside by BIU Horner This is the first of a series of political articles that will address certain local, state, national, world, and campus issues. This "would be writer" \ wishes to thank Editor-in-Chief \ Dan Chiappetta for granting me \ this opportunity. Some of the issues that will be discussed include, but are not limited to: AIDS -athletics-financial ad-incompetent/ competent university faculty, administrators, staff,and students - the Republican Party Platform - racism/discrimination - the media the criminal justice system - ethical behavior - drugs/alcohol sexual harassment - the US. war on Iraq - the State of Israel the Soviet Union - the military mindset, and violence in general. A comment to the readers of \ these articles, this writer will not respond to any comments, criticism, or questions concerning these articles. I want to welcome all of the new incoming students to OUR University. Despitewhat you may hear to the contrary, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Campus is one of the finest, if not the finest, academic institutions of learning in the U.W. System. As 1 have previously stated, this University does not have to take a "back seat" toa nyone. The educational facilities that exist on this campus will enable you to receive a quality education you can be proud erf. It is up to YOU. For those erf you who do not take the tune to read the University Catalog or the brochures and other publications that the University provides, the following information gives a brief explanation of how this campus operates. This campus isorganizalionally structured into threep rimary areas: administrative, academic, and supporting staff. The administrative offices are located on the upper floors of Wyllie Library Learning Center. The administration is responsible for the day to day operation of this campus. The chief executive officer on this campus is Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The administration is subdivided into four areas: academic affairs, student affairs, administrative and fiscal affairs, and university relations. Academic Affairs is directed i by the Vice-Chanceilor. The other three areas are beaded by Assistant Chancellors. The academic structure is composed of four schools: die School of Liberal Arts, the School of Education, the School of Science and Technology, and the School of Business, (the order of importance into which they are placed is my own personal opinion) T he four Schoolsa re administered by the Deans of each School. The Schools are located in the various buildings in die main complex; Molinaro Hall, Greenquist Hall, and the Communication Arts Building, which are all inter-connected. The supporting staff (critical to the operations) is composed of administrative staff, faculty staff, and maintenance staff. You will find that developing a co-operative relationship with the staff will be beneficial to you. Have a successful year, and an enjoyable "college experience". By: Jim Voss The college experience proves again and again to be many things to many different people. For those of us involved in student organizations it is one in which our involvement works to enrich the academic studies we participate in each day. Being involved at school is all about each and every one of us doing so to enhance the value of our education. Semester after semester students wisely select to spend varying amounts of their time out of class working in student organizations, and working on the pursuit of certain organizational goals. When students choose also to look upon theseclubs, sports teams, associations, and organizations as opportunities to practice the things they are learning in their classes, they are now working on the pursuit of their personal goals. The combination of pursuing both these goals is facilitated by the Student Activities Director, Diane Welsh, the Student Activities Adviser, Mary Ellen Wesley, and the various student leaders. This cooperative facilitation ultimately makes for the betterment of the entire university. For example, when a Communication Major who is a member of the Student Organizations Council arrives at a meeting after attending a class in Organizational Communication, this student is entering the meeting with the chance to apply studied theory. When a business finance major is allowed to plot out financial projections for the upcoming year of The Paikside Activities Board's live entertainment committee, this student is growing to see the literal use of what studied books prescribe. When an art student interested in graphic arts and photography joins "The. Ranger" as a photographer, the student is beginning to develop the skills necessary to secure internships and apprenticeships that may one day lead to a job in that field. The political science student who works to serve students and support their rights as part of The Parkside Student Government Association or part of The Parkside Adult Student Alliance may one day find a niche working in local, state, or federal government serving the constituents of a community. These are just a fewe xamples of ho w students manage to enhance their education through involvement This enhancement is found in the fact that students involved handle projects and jobs not as isolated academ ic assignments, but as tasks that are integral to the procedural operation of working organizations. It is through hands on experiences of this nature that students come to love the combination of work and learning essential to successful careers. As a matter of fact, it is often useful for students to adopt the attitude that the kinds of things they do in student organizations are preparation forlifeafterschool. Thinking of theentire campus community as customers,The Ranger" and WLBR as two main forms of media, the student government as an organization that monitors the fair and just serving of the students, and The Parkside Activities Board and clubs as businesses with THE PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CENTER INVITES YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WEEKEND PASS FREE BOWLING TABLE TENNIS POOL TABLE SOCCER DARTS Only $25.00 Pass is valid on Saturdays, Noon - 7pm and Sundays, Noon - 10pm durinc Fall anH c • o To purchase a pass or for more information, stop by the Union office. Room 209 or 5 services to provide and/or prod ucts to sell, allows for students to create almost a prototype "miniature world" scenario. They can best suit themselves up for 'what's out there' by modeling an organizational world of responsibility after the real one they will soon be entering. The Board of Governors often leads the way in doing so harmoniously withi n the u niversity. When we start school some of us know what we want to major in, and some of us do not For those of us who know exactly what we want to major in and what career we would like to get into, the process ofdailydevelopmentalmostcomes natural to us. For those of us who enter school and are not quite sure yet, working on our academic studies while working in a student organization brings about a unique alternation of work and study periods that provoke thought indispensable to making that decision. It is here where many students best come to see how they compare to other students and their skills. We can assess our competence, rate our abilities, and know where we stand in certain skill areas by measuring them through comparison with others interested in doing so as well. This process of assessment is vital for students so that they become aware of their strongest capabilities. This assists them in best marketing themselves to employers. Often times the selection of a career path is stimulated by discovering the kinds of skills and abilities that we have an inclination to as a result of past experiences and that we become most aware of through comparisons of ourpresentwork performance with others. Those talentsw e pursue for life are most often chosen, and most rightly so by recognizing our competence at them through comparison with others' competence. The combination of doing so in classes, student organizations, and through continuous research on students that successfully do so in other universities makes for great students,great employment candidates, andagreat university. Richesawaitthosemost who enter student organizations eager to ask questions, suggest answers, and eager to workt ogether. KSAJHINFMUTW Largest Ubrtry of Information In U.S. - all subjects Order Catalog Tod ay wi th Visa /MC or COO EKfe. 80m0ea-n3t (62131) 4-770-82&26 2 Or, rush $2.00 to Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. 1206-A. Los Angeles, CA 90025 June 17,1991 Ranger, Page 25 It just takes a little effort by Dave Doherty What is life like at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside? This was my first question when I took that long walk down the main hallway during freshman orientation. Coming from Stevens Point, Wisconsin I really didn'teven know where UW-Parkside was until the summer before my freshman year. I had been in contact with thet rack coach a t UW-Parkside had convinced me to attend freshman orientation. When I first saw the school I was in shock.. The school looked like my high school. Even the color of the brick was similar. I couldn't find a McDonalds anywhere and found out UW-Parkside didn't even have a football team. How could I even consider going to this school? After I got over this initial shock, I took a closer look at the school. Hie campus was really beautiful. In fact I had visited schools in California, Colorado, Iowa, Florida,Missouri, Michigan, and Washington and I am convinced that UW-Parkside had the most beautiful campus. The academic programs seemed to be strong, but w hat about the social life? This is where my orientat ion leader came in. I honestly don't even remember her name, but she managed to convince me that with a little effort, UW-Parkside could be a very enjoyable college experience. To make things easy for those of you who are just starting out at UW-Parkside I have provided you with a few tips to help you enjoy school. For entering freshman there are many opportunities to get involved in campus activities, which is the first step in ensuring an active social life at UW-Parkside. Since UW-Parkside is mainly a commuter school it is sometimes hard to meet new people. Being involved in a campus organization is an easy way to make new friends. Those students who will be living in university housing have a big advantage for you can always find a party in the dorms. Even if you don't like to party, it is still very easy to meet new people. You will be living with 6 to 7 other students, so you already have a good start Even if you are not going to live in the dorms and you don't want to get involved in campus activities, it is still easy to meet people at UW-Parkside by being an outgoing person. Most classes at UW-Parkside are small, so it is easy to get to know the students. If your a person who likes to party it is essential to make a lot of friends at UW-Parkside. Contrary to popular belief there are large parties at UW-Parkside, but you need to talk to people to find out where they are. Being over the age of 21 is also helpful in ensuring an active social life at UW-Parkside. If there is nothing to do you can always go out to the bars. If you do like to go out a lot try to avoid early morning classes. There is nothing worse than an 8 a.m. class with a hangover. Also, try to avoid early classes if you like to sleep in the morning. It is far too easy to skip an 8 am. class. For those of you who enjoy athletics, UW-Parkside has many quality athletic teams. If you wish to get involved there is also a very good intramural program. Hie UW-Parkside Activities Board sponsors dances, concerts, movies, comedians, and trips throughout the year which are always a lot of fun. So there is no excuse for not having a good time at UW-Parkside. It just takes a little effort FUTONS Beginning at $79.00 thru May 12th (many styles, frames, sizes and fabrics available) The many uses of a Fulton. Ask About Our Trade-In Policy DANISH FURNITURE EXCHANGE 1034 West Blvd. • 633-9595 Racine, WI Writing Center open during summer The Writing Center, located in WLLC D-150 in the Academic Resource Center, will be open again this summer. Help will be available on: Mondays and Wednesdays 10a.m. - 2p.m. (June 17 - August 8) Tuesdays and Thursdays Noon - 2:00 p.m. (June 17 - July 18) Tuesdays and Thursday 10:00 a.m. - Noon (July 22 - August 8) Jackie Niles will be working in the Writing Center to assist you at any stage of the writing process. Whether you need help getting started with an assignment, whether you have a rough draft on which you want some feedback, or whether you want to have your paper proofread, the Writing Center is the right place to go for assistance. Also, Jackie can show you how to use the computers, which makes revisions much easier. So if you need help with a paper, we're ready! In September, the Writing Center will be open Monday - Thursday from 9:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. and on Friday from 9:00 a.m. -Noon. /instate 0 0OoO rZ + * "If1*® TED THOMPSON Senior Account Agent 1912 Lathrop Avenue, Racine, WI 53405 Bus. 632-3124 Res. 639-2829 4017 0<3d» St Kenosha, VW 53142 694-9050 Mon - Best Long Islands Around $1 off all day Wed - Liter Day! All liters of fresh brewed beer $1 off all day! Serving Great Lunches & dinners 7 days a week Pizzas are available in the bar after 9pm Planned Parenthood Clinks Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clink Racine Clinic (414) 654-0491 (414) 634-2060 Ranger, Page 26 June 17,1991 Summerfest providing plenty of big name entertainment By Leka Morichita Looking for something to do to fill the long and lonely hours of summer before school starts again? Maybe you ought to give Milwaukee's Summerfest a try - lots of fun and lots of good music. They have music to suit almost any taste, so take a minute to look over the schedule, and see if there might be something that will inspire you to make the drive up to Milwaukee. The Summerfest runs from June 27th through July 7th. OLD STYLE HEARTLAND STAGE The Marshall Tucker Band (June 27-28) country/rock Booze Brothers (June 29) R&B oriented -Milwaukee's own Roger McGuinn (June 30-July 1) former Byrd's leader To Be Announced (July2-3) The Fabulous Thunderbirds (July 4-5) The Band (July 6-7) MILLER OASIS STAGE Tower of Power (June 27) Commodores (June 28) Rippingtons (June 30) Arrow (July 1) Richard and Elliot (July 2) Jan Hammer and the Tony Williams Band (July 3) Spyro Gyra (July 4) Blood, Sweat and Tears - featuring David Clayton Thomas (July 5) GRP All Stars with Lee Ritenour and David Benoit (July 7) LEINIE'S LODGE Dirty Dozen Brass (June 27-28) Based out of New Orleans Wayn Toups and Zydecajun (June 29) Cajun rock group Dr John (June 30-July 1) Pianist/ Singer Leon Russel (July 2) singer Spanic Boys (July 3) Milwaukee Buckwheat Zydeco (July 4-5) Bruce Caigrepont (July 6) Molly and the Heymakers (July 6) from Hayward WI Terrance Simien and the Mallet Boys (July 7) Zydeco Band Summer Hours Monday through Friday 7:30 - 2:00 (Closed July 4th) Have a Great Summer! PABST SHOWCASE STAGE Friday, June 28 - THE TEMPTATIONS singing songs from their 25 top 20 hits from the '60s and '70s including:"My Girl** "I cant get Next to you" "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" "Just My Imagination" Ball of Confusion" It is sad to note that not all of die guys are die originals, but they still sound greaL Sunday June 30/Monday July 1 - FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS will be performing. This group which was formed in new Jersey in 1956 became the most famous white Doo- Wop group in history. Valli's falsetto lead gave them a lot of early 60's hits including: "Shery" "Big Girls Don't Cry" "Rag Doll" and "Candy Girl" Tuesday July2-theGUESS WHO - lead singer Burton Cummings led this Canadian group to a lot of U.S. hits: "American Woman" "These Eyes" "No Time" "Laughing" "Hand Me Down World" and lots more. If this group is a little before your time you might remember their guitarist. Randy Bachman from Bachman-Turner Overdrive. Wednesday July 3 -DAVY JONES - from the Monkees. Jones was the 60'sheartthrob from the TV group, the Monkees. The group had a lot of hype and produced such hitsa s: "I'm a Believer" "I'm Not Your Stepping Stone" and" Last Train to Clarksville" Before splitting up in the early 70's the group waso ne of the most popular around. Thursday July 4 and Friday July 5 - THE TURTLES - and not the Ninja variety. This was a great group founded in the 60's by vocalists Mark volman and Howard Kaylan. Some of their hits are "Happy Together" She'd Rather Be With Me" "You Know What I Mean" and "You Showed Me" Saturday July 6th - THE NEW RASCALS - this group as the Young Rascals were the main proponents of "Blue eyed Soul" a term coined for White Rockers who sang in a black R&B style. Early on the group dropped the young from its name, and under the title "The Rascals" hada string of hits like: "Good Lovin" "You Better Run" "Lonely Too Long" "Groovin" "People Got to Be Free" The group broke up in 1972, but reformed in the late '80s as the "New Rascals." Sunday July 7th - JAN AND DEAN - the great Surf music duo. Jan and Dean are both 50 now but they had a great string of hits before Jan Berry had an automobile accident in 1966 that left him partially paralyzed. After a tough struggle back, Jan and Dean began again in 1978 - singing their hits which include: "Dead Man's Curve" "Surf City" "Little Old Lady from Pasadena" MARCUS AMPHITHEATER The Marcus Amphitheater has 9100 reserved seats under the canopy. Patrons must have Summerfest tickets as well as a reserved ticket for the Amphitheater. Both are Available at Ticketron outlets. There are 14,000 spots available on the lawn and benches for summerfest patrons on a first come first served basis. July 3 -C & C MUSIC FACTORY; TONI! TONY! TONE!; GERARD OPEN FOR BELL BIV DEVOE. Tickets are on sale for $10.00 July 1 - KENTUCKY HEAD HUNTERS - open for HANK WILLIAMS JR. The Head Hunters are an up and coming band. Hank Williams Jr.h as a long string of hits including; "Long Gone Lonesome Blues" "All My rowdy Friends AreComin' Over Tonight" Reserved tickets $10.00. July 4 - THE JUDD'S - a mother and daughter duo named Naomi and Wynonna with their fare well tour stop in Milwaukee. This will be the end of Naomi's career due to Chronic Hepatitis. Wynonna will go solo next year. Songs fowr hich they are known include: "Rockin' With the Rhythm" "Have Mercy" and "Grandpa" Tickets went on Sale at $8.00 June 27th WHITNEY HOUSTON $15.00 ticket June 28th POISON WITH SLAUGHTER AND BULLET BOYS $10.00 ticket July 5th HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS July 6th JULIO IGLESIAS July 7th JIMMY BUFFETT . Other concerts for the June 29-30 and July 2nd dates to be announced. Check with Ticketron. Lots of food and drink. Mostly burgers and such, but also a lot of ethnic food representing a wide variety of cultures and tastes. Also souvenir stands from many different cultures, for those of you who want to do something besides sit and listen to music all day. BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over the counter concession sales, check out and rental of recreation facilities/ equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling experience preferred, but not required. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS ' Involves set-up/tear down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION FOR FALL SEMESTER Students must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.00. Applications for student manager positions must have a minimun cumulative CPA of 2.50. SETUP-/TEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of c hairs, tables, etc., for dances, receptions, meetings, and special events. NO prior experience necessary, but applicants should be in good physicial condition. ApplleaHons available In Union. Room 209 The Parkslde Union is an equal opportunity emDlovor u/ and mln°rHlos are encouraged reside*^ SsssSS^8 r- "What is so "final" about finals? by Donald R. Andrewski I vie wed the fiist two weeks of May 1991 with a great deal of trepidation. Not only was 1 working close to sixty hours per week, I had to maintain the presence of mind to attend my classes in preparation for final exams. All of this, and stay awake to boot! One thing I have yet to figure out i s why do they refer to this period of time in the semester as "Finals"? What is so "final" about it when 1 have to come back next semester and do it all over again? This sounds like the oxymoron of a woman getting a "permanent" hairdo. If it is so "permanent", why does she have to go back once per month to have it redone? At any rate, I prepared for the finals like a man possessed. I wanted good grades and would stop at nothing (within reason) to get them. Still trying to acclimate to the concept of Daylight Savings Time, the sun arose far too early for my liking on 11 May. This was the Day of Reckoning for one of my major classes. That ever infamous four-letter profanity; MATH! Lack of sleep hampered me that fateful morning. I was subconsiously thankful that my car had power steering. I could then steer the car with one hand and hold at least one eye open with the other hand. I had given up on the traditional c up of coffee after a sudden turn cause d the steaming brew to splatter on the floor of my car. Fortunately, I had to swerve to the left to avoid ramming some chowderhead that cut in front of me, and the cup of coffee dutifully obeyed Newton's Law of Motion and flipped over into the passenger compartment. Had it been a "swerve right" situation, my lap would have been baptized with hot coffee, creating what I call the "napalm effect". I saw what a cup of THERE'S HOPE-WE CARE ' 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA scalding coffee could do toh uman flesh, and I was thus relieved that it didn't spill on me. As it turned out, the spilled coffee was the highlightof my day. It was a portent of things to come. As usual, the day slid downhill from there. I arrived on campus one-half hour before showtime, and promptly found a parking space in the Union Lot. That alone should have been a clue but I, the Eternal Optimist, refused to think of this as a bad omen. I then made an interestingo bservation. An entire horde of people were moving toward Molinaro Hall, and there was no one heading toward the parking lot, as is usually the case. One way traffic. How odd. It reminded me of "Dante's Inferno" where an entire mass of humanity, reluctantly resigning themselves to their fate, trudged obediently along the Road to Perdition, never to return. This was the stuff that made a fortune for Steven King. A fatalistic atmosphere descended upon UW-Parkside. Iam certain that a great number of us viewed the analogy of Hell as an appropriate comparison to the task that lay before us. As I fell into step with the other lost souls, I grumbled about having to take a test on a Saturday morning and lose half a day's pay just to suffer like this. Why can't the Math finals be given during the normal class period like all other courses? Is the Math Department that sadistic that in addition to torturing us with the mental anxiety of mathematics they feel the need to play with our pocketbooks? Do they wish to remind us of the control they have over the future of our degrees, knowing that we cannot graduate without Math classes? I am consoled by the fact that the great astrophysicist Albert Einstein was lousy in Math. Einstein once remarked "Do not be discouraged at your difficulties with mathematics. I can assure you that mine are far greater." I felt in good company. Paraphrasing that old vaudeville schtick, "You've gotabrain like Einstein!", to which someone would reply: "Yeah, Einstein's dead!" I purchased a cup of vending machine coffee, again cursing the temperature of the brew at twenty million degrees Kelvin. I wondered why I couldn't get addicted to some other drink, like orange juice or milk. Like one of B. F. Skinner's rats, coins in the hand always trigger a conditioned response to purchase scalding hot coffee. Perhaps the association was subliminal. I was marching off to the Hell of Math Finals. Why not remind myself of this fact by carrying a cup of searing hot liquid? This, of course, produced a secondary effect Movement with such a concoction is severely restricted. Any attempt to hasten the step produces resonant waves in the liquid's surface, causing it to overflow its paper container and make contact with the human skin. (See? I did learn something from Physics 101! Physics taught me about resonant waves. Years of experience at carrying hot coffee apparently taught me nothing!) I arrived in the classroom with about a minute to spare. After making sure that my pencils were suffiendy sharp and my coffee was strategically placed within arms reach, I dove intod ie test, eager to begin lest I forget any important formulas. I scanned die test and, to my horror, discovered that it only had twenty questions. This means that each question would be proportionately more difficult. This reminds me of my karate class when the instructor announces that we will "only do one pushup"! The newbies express theira pproval with smiles while the rest of us know better. Those smiles quickly fade when they discover that this "one pushup" was to be held for several minutes with one's nose a mere inch from the floor. When the newbies would complain, the predictable reply was "What's the matter? It's 'ONLY ONE PUSHUP'!" The exam had its usual allotment of silly questions, such as the proverbial boat traveling upstream or downstream, with the current or against the current, and how fast does the boat go in still water? There was the piggy bank that had dimes and quarters: how many of each, like I can't look at them and tell the differece between a dime and a quarter! As a college student, coinage constitues the bulk of my liquid assets. There were quadratic equations and other fanciful exercises to be performed, all for the glory of forty percent of the course grade. All in all, I thought that I did okay. The storm was past, and I could now enjoy the summer vacation that lay ahead; all three weeks of it Summer semester is right around the corner. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Wyllie Hall Dedication Description An account of the resource Norbert Isenberg (professor of chemistry) spoke at the dedication of the Irvin G. Wyllie Library Learning Center on October 24, 1976. A large group attended the program. A news release was issued on October 19, 1976. 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