304 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/9523b61fd3b946c3ff88c06037090a74.pdf 3438ff409143cafe58b77b73b69a5f5d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Gen Con leaves Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document D Happy a(entine's Day ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Training athletes pagell Vol. 13, No. 19 ,GenCon leaves Parkside Gen Con, the world's largest game convention, is moving to MECCAthis year, a spokesman for TSR,Inc. said last week. TSR spokesman Philip Grisolia saidthere are a number of reasons for the move, but the convention probably would have been moved inthe next several years because of its size. Last year Gen Con atracted 8,600 participants during a four day pe- ]iod in August, and this year's at- tendnance is estimated to be 12-15,- 000. The move will cost the Parkside Unionaboout $10,000 in profits this year, which will compound the fi- nancial troubles the union has been having this year. "Last year's convention was the biggest we ever had and it was crowded," Grisolia said. "The Parkside Union facility, as nice as it is, and as pleasant as the administration is... If the convention is to grow, it's got to find a bigger house," he said. Grisolia said TSR was planning to hold the convention at Parkside this year. but another convention in Kenosha had booked 600 botel rooms. The company proposed holding the convention the week before, but that weekend is during summer school. Parkside's admin-· istration offered to change the sum- mer school schedule, but by that time the company decided to hold the convention at MECCA. Union Director Bill Neibuhr said the Union made about $10,000 from the convention last year. Combined with the drop in enrollment this year and a drop in alcohol sales, the convention's loss is expected to compound the loss of revenue by the Union this year. "It's like starting off the year with that kind of loss to make up," he said. He said, however, that the Union is not considering cuts in services yet, because many of the cuts would not save money. He said that while the Union pboto by Pat Zirblbaell Snowbusters! Pi Sigma Epsilon, tbe Marketing Club, grabbed first place in the Win- ter Carnival Window Painting Contest on MOBday, .se<oBd place Raager (see page 4) aDd third plae, IDter Varsity Cbrisliaa !eUo,:,,' Ship, Come to the Luau Beacb Party OB~y, ~t~:~ ".";,, m Mam • Place aDd lind out who sball emerge victorIOus. may begin marketing itself more aggressively as a meeting facility, but it must avoid direct competi- tion with the community. "I don't thnk there are any real essay answers," he said. "I can't see any way student fees aren't going to go up." Grisolia said that among the rea- sons for MECCA's. selection is the proximity to the lake and that the hall can hold about 200 booths, about twice the exhibitors the Phy Ed building can hold. Grisolia said TSR can fill those booths. MECCA also is air conditioned, which be said participants list as an important factor. Even though the revenue from the convention is not budgeted by the Union, Niebuhr said, the Union has gotten used to getting the money, "When Gen Con came here it was mucb smaller and it was only in the last few years that the reve- Due generated was really signiti- cant," Niebuhr said, And the winner is... ParUide's CoUege Bowl team will co~te at DePaul Uaiversity on Friday and Saturday agalast a total of 16 teams from MlebigOD, .Wisconsin aDd IlliDols. The wiDalBg leam from lbis eveat will 10 OB to a sectional competition. Team members are (left to right) Kim V.. Alkemade, Andy Brbel, Joseph Hazelton aDd Kurt Sorensen, al- ternale Andy Buchanan (not pictured). On-campus housing possible by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor By 1986, Parkside may be break- ing ground for on-campus student housing. Parkside is the only four year system campus which does not have on-campus housing. Tom Krimmel, Director of De- velopment and Alumni Affairs, authored a draft proposal concern- ing the possibility of developing on- campus housing. Krimmel said he is looking at the educational benefits for on-campus bousing, which is wby he developed the proposal. He said that the pro- posal is in a very priliminary stage at this point, and will go through major reworking before being presented to UW-System admin- istration. On-campus housing would solve several students' transportation problems, as well as provide stu- dents with a "collegiate living /learning environment by living away from home" stated the ration- ale/proposal. . Racine YMCA, which currently houses 85 students in a donn style arrangement, is Parkside's only bousing facility. The disadvantage of the YMCA Is that it is seven miles away !rom campus. The only link between the students and cam- pus is the Racine Bus Service. The on-campus bousing rationale states that students with families could be provided with "convenient child-care, time and cost savings in transportation, meal plan oppor- tunities for their families, and an opportunity to participate more fully in the University" if housing was built. A third group receiving benefits from on-campus housing are retir- ees. "A university campus is an ideal place for retired citizens who want the stimulation and challenge of sharing ideas and energy with other retirees as well as the entire university community." states the rationale. Other services offered to retired students include, Family Practice Medical Clinic, complete food serv- ice, recreational facilities. enter- lainment, nationally recognized li- brary, seminars, forums and confer- ences. The rationale contends that on- campus housing would improve stu- dent committment to the campus and to the completion of degrees and retention would increase. Several services on campus would be affected by the continual presence of students on campus. Food service could be expanded, direct and spectator participation "is strongly enhanced by the pres- ence of students living on campus." Evening and weekend activity par- ticipation would increase. Child care could remain open for ex- tended periods. The Union ODdPhy Ed would be able to provide expan- ded programs, Siewart. SOC chair by Julie Pendleton At a SOC (Student Organization Council) meeting on Wednesday, Feb.6, Tom Siewert was appointed. to the position of chairperson of the organization. As cbairperson, Siewert will or- ganize and oversee all SOC meet- ings. in addition, he will act as me- diator between the various clubs on campus, the PSGA (Parkside Stu- dent Government Association) and the administration. Siewert is currently actively in- volved in the Geology Club as Vice President. He does not see, how- ever, problems in maintaining his dual role. "I plan to strive for efficiency I" said Siewert. His role as chairperSOn of the SOC will officially begin March 1. Siewert plans on retaining the seat until Spring of 1986 when he gradu- ates. - ., Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 19, February 14, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Peer Support Page 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Bolero review Page 12 ~ University of Wisconsin·Parkside Australian Rules Football Page 13 Vol. 13, No.2 Assista,nj Chancellor Stoffle to leave; Bassis Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle announced Tuesday that she has accepted the position as Associate Director of Public Services at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. the nation's largest and most prestigious system of libraries. Stoffle will assume her new duties in mid-January and will serve out her term at Parkside until Jan. 15. Stoffle, 41. has been at Parkside for 12 years. From 1972-73 she worked as a reference librarian; between 1973 and 1976 she headed the library Public Service division; from 1976 to 1978 she was Assistant Director of the library/learning center and head of Public Service; for several months in 1978 she served as Executive Assistant to the Chancellor; and she was named Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services in 1978. where she has served to the present time. In her new position. Stoff1e will be responsible for the development and evaluation of public service for 31 service units with 10 department . heads reporting directly. Stolfle ~U start at a salary of $60.000; she ., - currently makes $44,000 at Parkside. The University of Michigan's Library currently ranks sixth in its size of collections. fifth in its slaff size (455 fulltime) and eighth in the size of its operating budget among the country's Association of Research Libraries. Stoffle rose quickly to the top of her field after being instrumental in developing a bibtiographic instruction program at Parlrside which became a national model for univer- . sity libraries. She was elected 1982- 83 president of the 9.llOO-member Association of College Research Lihraries (ACRL). a rare honor for a librarian from a relatively small, public undergraduate university. She succeeded the library dfrector .of Stanford University as head of ACRL. "1 accepted the position at the University of Michigan' with very mixed feelings. 1 feel reluctant to leave Parkside. a place where I've grown. learned from many people and had the opportunity to work with students. which is unique for a librarian. Professionally 1 am a IiAfter a slow summer. and failing with sucb an intelligent and wellto make .their meeting quorum re- voiced person. 1 think we can get quirements twice. Parkside Student the Senate working again." Government Association (PSGA) Tunks. who was unable to attend found.it necessary to call an emer- .. the meeting Friday. gave writlen gency meeting on Friday, Sept. 7. acceptance of the appoinbnent, and The emergency. meeting was ad- said in a later comment. "I'm ezejoumed and a quorumed meeting ited. 1am xeaIIy looting forward to was reached. fulfilling a successful term_ I beVice-President Paul Johnson as- lieve Paul and 1 will he able to sumed the chairing role in the work well with the Senate. the Admeeting. as well as the role of the ministration and the student body." Presidency, .after Scott Peterson's When asked what issues Tunks official resignation from the office intends to addreas. she said that was received on Friday. Peterson basic issues included rebuilding the was found ineligible to hold the of- Senate. making a more intelligently lice of President for failing to com- based decision aliout pulling out of Ite his coD sklIls . the United Council and dealing p e egiate reqwre- .with the issue of lower' enrollment meats inthe desigDated amount of affecting the amoimt of Segregated time. Terry Tunks. secretary-treasurer Fees available. of PSGA was appointed to the position of vice president. Johnson. who was elected last spring to the position. of vice-president. made the appointment near the end of the meeting. statinl that he felt Tunks would do a good job for the studenti and the senate. "I'm' loOking forWard to workinIl brarian and it is something 1want to do. 1feel 1can contribute there because 1 have learned so much here. 1leave with a lot of wonderful memories and I'm going to miss many people." said Stolfle. StoIDe has authored and co-authored three books. published scores of articles and papers and addressed conferences and consulted throughout the U.s .• Canada and England. She has held leadership positions on several key UW System library and student services committees and has been active in university and community affairs. Stolfle received her A.A. from Southern Colorado State' College in 1963; B.A. from UniversIty of Colorado in 1965; M.SL.S. from University of Kentucky in 1969 and is currently a PhD candidate in Iligher Education Administration at UW-Madison. Chancellor Alan E. GuSkin called StoIDe's departure "disappointing but not surprising. Carla is right at the top of her field," he said. "This kind of opportunity was just a matter of time for her. And she'll achieve even more in the years ahead. She has done a named interim Carla Stoffle superb job at Parlrside. We will miss her." Guskin said Michael S. Bassis. Associate Dean of Faculty and associate professor of sociology. will serve as interim Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services beginning in January. Bassis. 40. joined Partside in 1981 after 10 years at the University of Rhode Island. where he rose to associate professor and served as acting Assistant Dean of Arts and Sciences. He has·M.A. and PhD degrees in sociology from the University of Chicago and a B.A. from Brown University. Senate tightens the belt by returning money The Partsiile Student Government Association (PSGA) approved the return of the capital ezpense category of, theiz 1984/85 f1SC3l bUdge\ to the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) Friday. The returned amount was $3861.24. and included the mM computer the Senate had requested in theiz budget submitted last year. President Paul Johnson ........ ted returninll several items on the capital ezpense line of the budget. including a desk, a clock. a refrigerator. a tape recorder and tapes. an answering machine and two cork· boards. The remaining item on the budget would then he the IBM Computer. President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Joe Vignleri. was rec0gnized by the chair and requested illat the Senate not return the tape recorder and tapes; however adding the IBM Computer to the list of returns would he more acceptable. Vign\eri stated that he felt the tape recorder and tapes would he helpful in the meetiDgsj however be mechanism to assure that this oefound that personal computers in curs." .the library would mate better. use The committee would he reof the computers as well as better use of the student money.. . sponsible for seven events 011 camVign\eri then moved to return all pus. including National HIspanic of the Iistl!d items, inchvting the Heritage Week, Hom .... ning. Marcomputer and With the em!plion of tin Luther King Jr. Commemonthe tape recorder and tapes. The live. BIac:It HIslory Month. WlnlB motion was pasaed tbrouch the Sen- Carnival. Women's HIstory Week ate on a 4-1~vote. and CIna> de .va",. Johnson said this about the vote Homecoming and Winter Carthe Senate took: "1 thinIl it was a nival are already hodgeted events great decision made at the wrong on campus and would require DO time. All the faets have not been further allocation; however. the compiled and the rationale isn't other five events will require an esclear. The Senate wants that money timated $SOOO. In Its final ll\IIIlIIICl 10 he given bact. SO that·s what will meeting. SUFAC approved the aIlohappen." cation of the $SOOO from n!lII!M!I to Other \egisIation pasaed in the support the events. pending Senate meeting FrIday included approval approval. With the approval of this of an AII-Campus Events CommIt- legislation. these events will he tee. The proposal for the commit- sponsored for the coming year. tee states that the purpose would he "to Identify certain major all Tabled legislation included the campus events which are of such approval of the Off-Campus Eveats importance that it should he the re- .CommIttee, which VignIeri tabled sponsibiIily of the campus 10 spon- for further dIscussioo 011 a wording • sor them each year and.llllllJlllella·· dispute .. - Z ft...","y, Sept. 13, 1114 Editorial Peer Support is worth the effort Pee< SUpport bas -. Ci- a raw deal and the situation is not pUlllc IIIJ better. 'I1le major orpnization, wbicb was bollsed in an individual office lD CGmIIIunity Studenl SeM<eo, WLLC D-179, lost their office this ........... """" their _ ~ in after being promoted. They 110ft rdo<altd 10 a desk lD an open area 01 CSS. In their present ...... the _ ..- __ can IIley conducI mucb private _. lor lear 01 disrupting CSS office opera\iollS. 1beir lormer on"", was suppostdly always eoosidertd "temporary." AI this point in Ilmt. I...stops have -. talten 10 reIocale Peer Support to a ""'"' table borne. Even !DOn! unfortunate, the PSGA senate and the admlnlstratioa Ill ... both Iailtd 10 assist and support this group. Tl.rM IS an unportanl oIenlenl in this siluatioa. U Peer Support eontio to lI<mpl worbnc from "a desk," then il is likely that theY will r8IlOlIl \ben! the rat 01 the )'Sf. 1\ is essential thai action Ia ......,rt 01 the poup beciD immediately! 'I1le questloD bas -. posed, does Peer Support really need their own o/lIce! 'I1le ......... is unequivocally, ye. "- SUpport Is a ......,rt group lor DOIHraditionaJ students (age it and ovu). wbicb totals 50~I 01 the studenl population. The _ JOneS as an tducatiooal and infonnational launch lor nonrradII .etullIillI to -IJ life. 1be :IS immediate activ. m<mbers .... aIre8dy booted a student orientation program and IIley have bepl to raise IIIDd:IIor studenl scbo\arsbipo. 1bey operal. on a fairly Iarce IJud&et wbicb supports their pro«rams. One 01 Peer Supports projects <umnlly lD the worb is to man the WLLC lnfonnation 'I1le nallft 01 Pee< Suppor1S actMties require \bern to be near CSS The ........ tion bas m·lalalll"" a sood rapport with CSS and lbls reIa\lomblp sbouId be eaeouraged to grow. Tbe<efore, "- Support IIllIIt Ilay Ia WLLC. AI the PSGA -.1. meetln& last Fnday the senal. failed to pledge their ......,rt 10 Pee< Support. TbIs was \arieIY dU<! to the inlimidal· IDe nolan 01 the admiDIstratioCL 1\ appears the !eIlilte sbitd away I""" taklIII a staDd be<a_ theY Iell the administration migbl nol ....... The ..... t. must molizIe thalllley will not be cbastistd lor diH- ..... with the "'""NItration -they are not the know-all, end-all 01 the _ty 1\ is aIoo distressing to see one major organization, PSGA, !all to _ anol!I<!' major orpnizalion, Peer Support, when \boy are moot In need. PSGA, wbid> represents the studenl body, ignortd 50~I 01the studenl population wben IIley failed to tak. a IlaDd em Pee< Support. The admiDIstralion is dolDc very little to assist Peer Support. Whm asked at \be !eIlilte meetln& why "- Support could not be moved 1010the 10I'1Ilft SOCIPSGA nflice (now a break area for second shift eustocIial .taln, Assistant 0JanceIJ0r Carla Stolfle staltd that studenl ...... ooce Ci- to staff_ coaId not be reverted 10 studenl space. The ~ -ud like 10 see the documentation where sucb a rule is wrllI .... U lbls statement is true then the lOI'1Ilft Peer Support office sbouId be returned 10 the group, a1tbougb SInce il was originally staff space. It was student«tuple<! """" it was taken away. Or is what's IlOOd for \be goooe not good for th. gander? W. lhinI: il is. fn addition. If the lanner PSGAISOC office was bulIl for studenl organizatiolls, It suppostdly was, then why weren'l all of the studenlleaden caasuIted befon! the oIIice was given ID the staH? Pee< Support IS a last 1JOWiDC, viable organizali<lo, wbich needs to be ......... uad and taI< ... S<riouIy for its purpose on this campus. 1be _Is bemc ptaced on this group due to a Iact 01 a private space w1II dostroy II ow is the Ilmt ID get bebind this organization and lIDd lh<m a bame. RANGER ...::::.... =- - "WITH EIGHT WEEKS LEFT TO GO TO NOVEMBER 6thA'NWDEAPBRCOJECTNBC WILLCALL THE ELECTION AT 1:37 E.S.t; CBS AT 7:42. AT 7:44:" ,-':.:;'~-.:'t~,;fr.f,"'" Nobody asked me, but... Kenosha politics by Bob Kiesliag fn WiscoIISin, wbere the mayor of th. stat.'s largesl city runs virlually unopposed f!!Veryfour years, and where on. of the larger scandals of the last several years ellncemed the secretary of state's pbone bills. politics are practiced In Kenosha with a passion unrivaled anywhere else. AI this writing, there are nine candidates for one state assembly seal Within several weeks after th. vacancy was announced, candidates, some of whom bad only th. vaguest polilical experience, had organizations up and running. fn this latest round 01 polilical musical chairs, there are also races for sberiH, county clerk, clerk of the courts and a state senate seal Somebow th. eJections there always seem more exciting. Consider the mayoral .Iection last spring, where the incumbeDt won by a relative landslide of 31 voles. H. was pleased. The Iasl tune, the mayor won by a single vol •. fn a Iabor-orienled town like K.,. nosba, th. only candidales wbo really count are Democrats. This puts ambitions party workers in a . unique position: they must be aggressiv., bul If th.y want to be elecred, they can't go against th. party. Consider a conversation I bad recenUy with one young Democrat, who, I'm sure, prefers not 10 be named. "There aren't going ID be any openings for a whil., but if Smith goes to th. assembly, and If Johnson takes his place at the county, then maybe I can take his seal. Know any really bad aldermen?" "Not offhand." "Well, If I see any, maybe next eJection I'll move Into his district and run against bun." Th. Democratic machin. In Kecnosha bas its factions, rivalries and alliaces. Howf!!Ver, il seems as if there are really two parties: Them and Us. Both are basically 'Democratic, but In Kenosha even th. RepUblicans sbow a ;trong pl'l>' labor influence. At fundrais.rs, tbos. parlies wh.r. politicans and th. politically ambitious to go observe, be seen and trade gossip, th. team from the other sid. of the tracks is mention· ed s.ldom, If at all. And then only derisiv.ly. or cours., it doesn't burt lhallhe area's slat. senator is a close potiti- . cal ally of th. governor and thai the governor can't stand th. mayof. Th\U}l'lYl!l'~d th. senator Iiv. on opposite ·sid.s Of tb. politicli! tracks. or sud> things are rwnor, and Interesting elections, mad •. But most of all, Kenosha is per. haps th. biggest sma11 town in the slate. Many people know al 1easI on. of their eJected officials personally, and 9>'y may also Imow a rival candidate. The media contributes by mentioning local officials as if they bad just stopped by th. news· room for a cup of coffee. Polilies in Kenosba are shaped by a ligbUykrilt triangl. of politicians, th. media and th. public. Everyone acts as If they themselves were runni!.'g. And that is as It should be. 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" ........ ~'." _,. ,ro , , • RANGER 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Peterson resigns TO: All PSGA Senators and Officers FROM: Scott Peterson Due to my collegiate skills negligence and procrastination, I have been placed on collegiate skills drop for a period of one semester and therefore have forfeited my student life eligibility lind subsequenUy my position as PSGA president. 1am deeply angered and sorrowed at my actions and tbose of UW-Parkside and regret tbat I have let down tbe PSGA Senate, tbe student body, and tbe people who have supported my tenure as president. I do feel, tbough, tbat we have an acellent Senate and by continuing to wolll:hard and by wolll:ingtogelber, !be PSGA will be stronger tban ever. And finally, 1hope tbat you will remember one tbing: if you have ScoU PeleIlIOIl sometbing to do, do it today, don't wait until tomorrow. Sincerely, Scott A. Peterson Funding to boost The first is $8,000 from tbe Council'of Great Lakes Governors for a study by tbe CSMR into possible cooperative tourism programs among Wisconsin, Micbigan, 00- nois, Minnesota, Indiana, Ohio and Iowa. The research will include analysis of a survey of households in Pittsburgh, Sl. Louis, Kansas City and Louisville to identifY potential tourism and malll:eting opportunities targeted to people in !bose regions. The CSMR also will conduct interviews witb senior management people in tbe travel and tourism Industry to gei tbeir ideas about regional promotion programs. ""';t As part of tbe project, "a seminar *",ong travel and tourism directors of tbe seven states was held at Palll:side ibis summer. Peer Supp.ort Group looks for room to grow SUFACchair, explained to !be Senate tbat tbe issue on tbe floor was not whetber or not Peer Support should be a major organization: "The fact is, tbey have tbat status, and Ibis body has already reconigzed tbem as a major organization. They were ,developed on campus to aid new and returning students in making a successfu1 re-entry into schoo I," Joe Vigniere, President Pro Tempore of !be Senate, questioned Hensiak as to !be number of students Peer Support actnaI\y helps and as to how many students were active in tbat organization. Hensiat continued to explain tbat !be 0rganization currenUy has 35 active members, and develops educational programs for tbe sole purpose of making everyone's educational experience on Ibis campus better. Stome questioned where the group could be boused, and presented to tbe Senate tbat !be group's own advisor was the one who needed tbat office space and tbat it was a matter of priority decision on the part of Community Student Services Director and Assoclate Director: When asked about using space in tbe coffee shop, DOW occupied by Physical Plant but origina11y designed as student space, StofOe found the suggestion unacceptable. P~ Support, the newest major organization on campus, currenUy located at a desk in Community Student Services, was removed , from its office in CSS shorUy before tbe semester started. The office had been given to them on a temporary basis until a more permanent one could be found. The lost office space is to be used by the new Assoclate Director of Community Services, Maureen, Budowle; however, new offiCespace for Peer Support has not been found yet. Paul Johnson, President of PSGA; suggested Friday in !be Senate meeting tbat the Senate make a statement in support of Peer Support's efforts and offer full cooperation; hwoever, after discussion in the meeliqg between senators, students and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stome, the Senate failed to take any action. Several senators raised questions of Peer Support's "major organization" status, when Pat Hensiat, tourism The second CSMR project involves $t,729 from the Wisconsin Department of Deve10pment for a study to measure tbe economic impact of tourisni on a 19-county area of southeastern Wisconsin. The project, which also has been awarded $3,000 from the lJW System Urban Corridor Consortium and $8,000 from Parkside, involves identifying the number and type of overnight faclJities including hotels, motels and campgrounds and surveying those businesses to determine rates and occupaoey patterns. The project was made possible by a specialized computer prngram developed at Parkside by Rovelstad for a study of Ibis kind. Also approved by !be Regents was $5,000 from tbe National Science Foundation for an extremely EI Salvador More chance to leave low temperature fri!ezer to be used by tbe Biomedical Research institute. In addition" the Regents accepted $1,077,868 from tbe federal Department of Education in support of student financial aid at Parkside. The money will be used for loans, grants and wolll:...tudy programs. Also, the Regents accepted $2,574 from the Department of Education for veterans' programming. In addition, the Regents accepted $822 from multiple donors for scholarships in business and education programs and for repair and maintenance of Science Division equipment. Nicaragua "That space was offered to the group. Now it's being used as staff space. It·can't be returned to !be students." In a press release sent out by tbe group, LaVerne Christensen, president of Peer Support, said !be fol- . lowing: "The office we occnpied last year had a temporary status only and Community Student Services had a need for more office space. Peer Support agreed to try a new area tbat _ close to CSS, students and our advisor, but lack of privaey due to !be activity of !be business office has made it very difficult to conduct our oWn business. SeveraJ areas have been sugested but are not appropriate since we need to be accessible to students and CBS staff as well." Christensen added, "Meanwbile, Peer Support and CSS have met and dectded to cooperate In putting togetber a proposal to find our organisation a new, permanent home. Along witb our united goal of finding a permanent home on campus, Peer Support and CSS will be _- ing together on long range planning for student programs and services." President Paul Johbson made Ibis statement after !be Senate failed to take a stand in support of !be group: "I think it's one of tbe most eo.lIa .... oa _ 4 A week at the Park EVENTS Thursday, Sept. 13 DANCE: Starting at 12noon, to the rock music of the "Hot Rods" in Union Square or tbe Patio (dePending on tbe weatber). Admission is free. Sponsored by PAR. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Admission at the door is' $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAR. Fridsy, Sept. 14 WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 1 p.m, in WLLC D174.Call . est. 2452 for more information. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Labor Market Information" starts at 8 a.m. in Union 10H06. Call m. 2047 for more information. WORKSHOP: "How to Increase Profits in a Small Business" starts at 7 p.m. in Union 'JI.Y1. The speaker ,is Robert Davidson of UW-Milwaukee. Call est. 2047 for more details. WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 1p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Healtb Office. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. Wednadsy. Sept. 1. SEMINAR: "Health Insurance" starts at It:50 a.m. in Union 104. The seminar is free and open to !be pubUc. Sponsored by UW-EDensinn. COFFEEHOUSE: Featurtng David Rudolf, from 12 noon to Z p.m. and 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in !be Union Bazaar Area. All are welcome. Sp0nsored by PAR. SUPPORT GROUP: For !be divorced and separated, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D128. The JlIlIIhDl is free and open to !be public. Sponsored by !be Parkside Healtb Office. WORK8llOP: "Handling !be Disci-, pUne Problem" at 7 p.m. in Union 106, by Professor Dennis Laker. Call m. 2047 for details. Sponsored by !be Small Business De>e1opme11l Center. (NOCRj-"Nicaragu8 is a more' Since December, when it sent a del- stuffs. Student delegates from tbe winnable issue than E1 Salvador," egation of private citizens into Nie- U.S. and Canads were aboard. says Bob Bingaman, IieId organizer aragua's troubled border area to. Anotber group, the National Netfor tbe United States Student Assn- form a "shield of love" against !be wolll:in SoUdarity witb the People elation. "The U.S. is pretty firmly fighting, Ibis church-oriented or- of Nicaragua is, as its name sug_ entrenched in EI Salvador, but ganizationhas sent over 400 private gests, a referral netwolll: rather there's more of a chance to get the observers to the country. The dele- tban a formal organiztion. It conU.S. out of Nicaragua," he says. gations, three each month now, pay nects some 60 groups across the In tbe last year, said Bingaman, their own way, but sign good faith country. Tbe bult of them are not tbere has been a steady increase in "covenants," tbat they will talk' campus-<lriented, but many are student protest about Central about what they see in Nicaragua based in college towns. Last year America, much of it with a Nicara- when tbey return home. tbe netwolll:he1ped to send five volguan focus. Bingaman reports Spokeswoman Betsy Kreitz says unteer brigades l!> Nicaragua -over major protests at UC-Berte1ey as there are usually two Or three stu- 650 people, many of them students. well as many ~ around the dents in each group who become . They went in response to a cal\ for country. Schools In: Oregon and active protest organizers on their help wltb the cotton and coffee barNew York, he said, have been !be return to campus. . vest in tbat country. Debbie Rubin, most active to dste, a1tbougb pro- interim coordinator of !be group, test against U.S. D1Wtary In:terven- In the 1960's few could travel to says !be netwolll: may help send tion in Central America is on !be Vietnam, but Nicaragua is closer olber volunteer brigades Ibis year rise everywhere. ,and safer. Visiting !be country to as well. fro 'caIly wbile students led the see for oneself has become a charg m , Observers of tbe student scene eneral population in !be Vietnam acteristic of tbe new generation of J say aU of tbese efforts potU' t toward protests, they are fo1lowlng private, foreign policy protests. On une 1 A I"" Student Teaching applications for citizens' groups on the Central an organization cal1ed Nicaraguan Nicaraguaastbefocalpointemerg- pp lcatlons theSpringSemester,l8I5,aredue American Issue. Peace Fleet sent a ship from St. ing in a growing wave of campus in !be Education Division office, Gr Witness for Peace is ~ of !be Augustine, Florida loaded with protest against U.S. D1Wtary inter- being taken 210, by September 15. ~~.~~~t. ~f.~~ ~~ •. '."~~~~~U~, ~o~i~.~. f~- H .v~~~.n. ~ .~~t.~?~'..,..,," .,~."1',';."1',~'T"!:' ~. !::!:::::!:!:!:~::;;::;;;;:;:;;~;52:55:;;;iiiiiii====iii';ii SuDdsy, Sept. II MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOIIdsy,Sept. 17 COURSES: "Watercolor" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA lll, "Contemporary Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129, and "Intro to Computers .1" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call m. 2312 for' more information. Sponsored by UW-Enens1on. ·1'1oesdsY. Sept. II SEMINAR: "Job Development and • ......... " sept. IS,1* Off campus event policy under fire from students A _ .,-w-,- policy ~ 0II-eampal ....... ......,..ed by stadeot or- .-_ II UIId«"- 11le policy stale that ·It........ it II espectod tbal studslt orpIliDl10lls us campus facilities for _till· II' .-I ......Is, .t II poosibIo to _ a .-- by wrltl<Il "'1-- U 1M __ II .,.-. 1M orpalDlioo', adwt.w m slIP it. stalilll tllat be abe will be ...- to accept "IESi J eNtity for the eDfortemeat 01 IIIli¥enIIJ polidos." nJa policy .... tabled at !be Fri4a1 PSGA SoDate -... boca .... of <8tala objecUoas by IIDdeal leodIn aDd ....a.p;ty ID Ita _ f&cewat 0lOI 01 !be '>. to 1M _ policy II It II DOl made _ III 1M policy _ po,. 1M ad- _·s _y to !be -. Kaitll 1IumallIl. Pili at of PA&, ....... "I .-Id11ft _ !be policy it 1M a-d.... _ 10 ,., (1M adtIoor" WI\J). 11le ...... .....,.,bit'-"- lilt ...... It ...... l.bIa policy ...... oarlllroalI." .- aIoo acIdod, •...m ..., piIoed "'!be ' I I' .. _ It __ paIIds _ aIIect _ dIrect1J ...... hawly ......... pllIIIc IIIpat _ !be ltDdeIlI," .:- ..... lilt policy boa • ._-'><- W * JIaDCOr PIIolD by Daft McEYoy C _ ..... _ton ..a1t for , ....... at tile lIlInl , • PSGA ___ t-> oIfldaIIy 1m p1e....... ecI, it boa t-> adviIecI tllat stadeot orpIliD- _ /oIIow it. 8IrmaID stated, "I doo·tlbiDk it _ be lair to a dub to baft !be 0Ydlt, .-II as !be MaDacers' DiD- _. ca-tW if in 1M pIaIIaiDc __ 01 lilt <ftIIl. tbeY (1M dub) _'t .....,IOOd relalloDs witll tbeIr od'riIor." l1loft aIao ....... to be some amlIipity as to _t ""ip'le lID ..... t as oII-eampus. sucb as tile PAB-sponsored Badger game. _ is not a bused event. Tbe main objection seems to be that tile organiJatinns simply do not feel that lID advisor is necessary at an oIl-ompus events. "11le administration is treating us like we're still in high scbool." Hannann said. AsoisIant Cllanc:eUor Carla Slolfie .... unavailable for comment. ---Club events--- t1Ieerh , I _ ..._ ,.,! To • PaIbide stadeots: Meet _ Do ,... pe0ple' VIoIt _ U1i' .-I oat .. 5 1 Alld porty a - ... ..... WeD, dleerleIIdlaC It _ WIIJ 01 doiIIC jast lbaIJ U ,... ...,..-IpilaftiDteftltedaDd _ lite to _ DIlft aboat -1eadiJlc. come to __ I.011 W-'y, Sept. 19 at 7 p.m. This -"'1I_1o __ is iDIerested In joiaInc !be , ~ aIao DOII·t be oby~ frIeDd or two, tome tee wbat life _ to 011.... You may lil<e _t ,... and Hope ... _ ,... tIlore Dart TtaJD oIcnme -. Dart..-s. 1lOI>-Oarten, and ~ mutants. 11le ParbIde Dart Ism IS olfainC free dart -.. Ibis F'ndaJ. Sept. 14 ID 1M flecftatioD CeDlor at I pm.. TIle ,ames to be tall&ht are CrIcbt. :1111.501, AlOUIld !be Oodt lIlld_! WE WELCOME BEGINNERS. We .....-te adnDced p1a)'en. WE SHOOT RUSTLEAs ON SIGHT'!! ADlbropoIogy Club 11le lint meeting 01 !be year wiD be beId DeS! W-.,.. Sept. 19 at I p.m. In MoIn. SM. S.W.KA. Student WismIIsin Educ:ation Association (~W.E.A.), !be pre-professional organization for future educators. lUIIOlDCeS its first membaship meeting 00 Wednesday, Sept. 19, at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. An opporluuily to meet and worIr. with otber students committed to iJtlproYin« education and !be professioo. The aperience wiD enbaDa! yoor ovenIJ preparation as a teacher meeting !be cballenge. Inter.Varsity Christian Fellowsbip IDle-Vanity Christian FeUowslop . is an International. inlenlellOaunatiooal group of Christian studsI . We meet ~ in MolD. 107, Wednesdays !nlm I p.m. to 1: 50 p.m. This "",*'s topic: is: God started it. ..- lwn is it "",,1We abo meet for Bible studieI, prayer meetings and occasiunal sodaIs. AD lacuJty and studslts are weIoome. l.tmsted? Questioas! SloP by! PSES 11le first meeting of the Parbide Society of Eogineering Scieoce (PSES) will be beId on Wedoroday. Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D-139. This club welcomes an students in electrical and mecbanical engineer. ing ledmology and applied sciences as well as any other interested students. Meet some of your fellow students and help set the club's fulure. Club listings on Page 7 RANGER News Briefs 1 Soap opera stars pop.ular . come is down. while programs featur- (NOCRl-AmUSement ga;:,~g. reported student union directors in . soaP opera stars are ~ '. Int tinal Dlioois. . tion of College Unions- erna 0 ,the According to the ~r~income is droppitlg off but VIdeo enthuDlinois group also Sll1'. . siasJD continues to ~~" g well the union directors said. but break Big concerts are !10 k om as w~ll as talent shows, are finding suedancing with disc JOc eys, . cess. Unwed mother reinstated .' A U S district judge reinstated Loretta Henricks Spnngflel~. W'ij nal'Honor Society after she had been dropped beWort tO f e a Dey while in high school. the Associated Press recause 0 pregnan ported. Ackerman reinstated Wort "in good slanding" JUd~e tad ~:dthat both the society and the school district had af~, eed al dis",",-;notion against Wort. because unwed fathers pra~uc sexu ~~u.~~. . do not lace the same sanction. Freshmen overrate chances (NOCRj-A Penn State University study of incoming freshmen shows that most overrate .their chances of getling good grades and underratethe time they will need to study. . Even those who didn·t get "B" averages in high school expected to. do lIlat well in college. although they figured to do only twenty hours a ""'* of studying. '. . ti Ia . The five most popular majOrs-romputer saence. accoun ng. w. management and electrical engineering--<lrew over 60 percent of the students' interest. Political literature -O.K. Madison-A Dane County circuiljudge said last week that he was reluctant to halt the distribution of politicalllterature at a Madison shopping mal\. . .fUdge P. Charles Jones said the maII's lawyers had failed. in seek· ing an injunction against an anti,nudear group. to demonstrate that the distribution of leaflets would cause irreparable harm. The case began when another judge ruled that the mall had legally barred a polltical dance troupe from perlonning there. and other groups began distributing the leaflets in protest. Suit filed against bar Milwaukee-A suit filed last week contends that a Milwaukee'lavern was negllgent in serving alcohol to a customer who later died of alcohol poisoning. The $100.000 suit. filed by Ruth Luek of Bullernut. Wisconsin, said that the owner of Tommy's Good Times Saloon in Milwaukee was negligent in serving alcohol to her SOil. Timothy Luek. even though he was obviously intoxicated. The tavern owner. Tommy Michels. said that Luek's problems were complicated by drug use, however. Union beer prices increase Union patrons may have noticed an increase in beer prices and a decrease in their waRels. In late March, distributors na, tionwlde wee suhjected to a price increase in !be pUrchase of bulk beer. (beer sold by the half barre1). Consequently. this increase was passed on to !be retailers, PaIltside's Union included. C· , __ I "Il's !be biggest and most <IraanportaDt major ............ on Jobnaou continued. "I lbint !be malic increase that 1 have ever campoas lor _. 11ley wee senate laiIed to laIte a stand be- seen." said Union Director Bill Nie- The baVIJlI inltnIaI turbuIeD<e at _ ca.... tbeY couId not get !be wboIe bub<. Costs went up three to four' Board aIso approved of an ume. but tbeJ aft sliD a _ or- story in the moeling. aDd 1 lbint dollars per half barre1 d mcrease in the »Ounce beers from lIlld tIlore • epending 85 cents to $1. When bu,,;n~ a hev- ....... tioD vay _ to that are a lot of vety lut!JaIeDt upon !be particular brands. In one erag th Iarg ,..." kind 01 tIuJII. a privaIe feelings on !be issue. 1 do lhint that case. the increase was over 21 per be e. e er size is usually a pIoce to -. _ (111M- !be senate wiD go as far as they cent. - ev~e~ deal. econOmically. Howtails. meetinp. etc.I, 1 feel we have to. and _ Pea Support one In order to cover the additiooal • ID the case.of. a1cohOllc beveri iii-ii...'-ii....... ~iiii;~"iiiiiiib,i' ... iirecliiperiiiceniit.·~·.~~iiiiili.;costs~~.~.the~p=n:·ce~of~beer:=SO:ld~in~!be~:- ~":.the . , . . .. " ..... -,u",lo g~t. a ~e~ P!il'e ~, Board ISm the process of ~u.n~~,. Peer Support Union was raised. However. the new prices did not go into effect until the first day of' summer scltool. A l2-()unce beer now' costs 65 "':'lts. Compared to last year, lIlat ISa mckel increase. A1thoU&b . the entire nickel was not necessary the Parkside Union Advisory Haord agreed lIlat instead of dealing with penmes •• t would be easier to round It off. regardless of the size. The purpose of this is so there is no encouragement for the people to bUy the larger. more economical size. If there was a set price per ounce for beer. the Union would have had to go anotller 10 cents on the 20 ouace size. but it was agreed tbat a 15 cent jwnp was pretty significant to begin with. The price of beer was raised j'!'t enough to offset the bulk beer mcrease so that the Union's budgetprofit picture remains the same· Generally. a profit of two to urree per cent of the entire revenue u made. Eventually this profit is returned to tile students in the form of n"!" .equipm"!'! ••t~evisions. fur· niture, etc. U_---------!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""""'IIIIlIIIIIIIIIl~~~==-===;_--- RANGER 5 "Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 UW-Extension offers selected short subjects Dance on three consecutive Mondays from get "~n" aperience in the register call 55$-2312. Registration m~). To register call 55$-2312. Co . L·"et and 1 to 5 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. use of legal researeh materials in deadline is.Wednesday, Sept. 26. Registration deadline is Thursda.y, urses m ...., jazz-danc- Fee for the course, which will be l'arkside's library. jog for high school stndents and held in the Parkside library, is $30. Genealogy Se~ 27~, to be taught by UW adult beginners will be offered by To register, call 55$-2312. Reg_ Drawing University Edension, Parkside. istration deadline is Wednesday, Acourse in genealogy that will ="L:::'~ ~ ~~ TKhethcIassesz WildI be taught by Sept. 26. ~ =~g~rkshe an':,:I~ thandeRa en : ttheachparticipants how to trace eaIogists Joanne Baker and Dave a erma ava a, a Parkside The course will cover the use and eir ancestors and learn about Holle, will teach participants bow dance instructor who has been organization of \ega1 researeh mate- vironment as models will be of- their family histories will be 01- dancing prolessioDally in the MiI- rial inclUding court reports, stat- lered by University Extension- lered by University Extension- ~:: to"=""~ =es~pastsar: waukee area lor the past 10 years. utes, legal encyc\opedias, digests, .Parkside from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Parkside, over six consecutive The ballet course, whicb will Shepard's Citator and \ega1 periodi- Saturday, Sept. 29 (rain date Satur- Tuesdays from 7 to 9 p.m. begin- . In addition, there will be a 9(l. teach participants to use their bod- cals. day, Oct. 6.) ning Oct. 2. minute lecture on using microcomies in a graceful manner while ton- Team taught by a Iibrarian ..law- Cost 01 the workshop, to be Cost of the course, which will be pulers to store, sort and print geiog and stretching their muscles, d Iiti· . taught by Parkside art instructor held in Tallent Hall Room 261, is nealogical information that has will meet on eight consecutive yer an po CI8II, partiClpanls will, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, is $17. To $10 ($5 lor each additional family been collected. Mondays from 6 to 7 p.m. begin_ ningOct.1. The jazz-dancing course, which will provide particiPants with physical workouts wbiIe teaching them dance combinations used by profes- , sionals, will be on eight consecutiv.e Mondays from 7:15 to 8:15 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. ' . Each course costs $26 and will be held in Communications Arts Room 0.118. To register 55$-2312. Registration deadline for both courses is Wednesday, Sept. 26. zavada, who also teaches dance for the UW-Milwaukee Extension program, holds a bachelor of fine arts degree in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Photography A photography course for beginners interested in learning the basics 01 picture-taking will be offered by University Extension, Parkside, on three consecutive Mondays from 7:30 to 9:00 p.m. in Tallent Hall \leginning Oct. 1. To register for the course, which costs $15, call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. Instructor will be Paul Flagg, an audio-visual coordinator in the Ra- ,!:ineUnified School District. Flagg ~astaught photography classes at Carthage College and the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine as well as at University Extension. The class will teach basics of camera use, film and picture composition. Research A .eourse in legal research skills for paralegals, court personnel, legal secretaries and those interested in acquiring knowledge about basic legal resources will be offered by 'University E:lteIision, Parkside" . '~==:::::::=~;;;;;;;'; Solar heaters An introductory session on the installation of solar water heaters for the home will be offered by University Extension, Parkside from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 1 in Tallent' Hall. ' Cost of the SessiOll is $10 for individuals; $12 per couple. To register call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. The workshop will cover different solar water heating systems .available on the martet as well as how one can assemble and install a solar water heater through programs available at University Extension. Get down tobusiness faster. With the BA:-35. If there's one thing business calculations, amortizations A powerful combination. students have always needed, and balloon payments. Think business. With ness-oriented calculator. spend less time calculating, Business Analyst. '" this is it: an affordable, busi- The BA-35 means you the BA-35 Student + The Texas Instruments . and more time learning. One BA-35, the Student Business keystroke takes the place UEXAS Analyst. of many. I ·Its built-in business The calculator is just part NSTRUMENTS formulas let you perform of the package. You also get Creating useful products complicated finance, a book that follows most and services for you. accounting and statistical business courses: the Business functions - the ones that Analyst Guidebook, Business usually require a lot'of time professors helped us write it, and a stack of reference books, to help you get the most out like present and future value. of calculator and classroom. © I<R}J'Ieeas InSTruments - -- - ------ • Input/Output Terms take some time into the outside of the computer and .the built-in programs are coonected directly to the nucroprocessor on the inside SwitcJlli,g on the computer causes the ROM p",," grams to run. There are usually two programs b'!'lt-m. One is called the operating system, or OS. It IS this program that communicates diredly with the nueropr .... eessor in machine langUage. Since machine language .IS very romplicated, another program is included m . ROM. CaDed BASIC, (for "Beginner's All-PurpOSe Symbolic InstrUction Cod",,"), this program mterpre!" cOmmands to the microprocessor. For this reason It IS knoWn as "programming Janguage," and comes standani in most borne computers. It is this program that IS ~bIe for the READY prompt. yOU have purcbasec! software, you can respond with commands sucb as WAD and RUN. H not, then you can create your own programs by learning to use BASIC aDd all it! commands. Either ""y it all adds up to software. In fact, your computer is M!y as powerful as the software that it can run. The cost and type of software available is an important consideration when selecting a computer. Cboosing the right kind of software is another problem that you will f"",. More on this in future colwnns. By Chris Pappe II is ~ to buy a computer aDd take it _ to IIDd thai it won·t do anJlhing II just sits there bIIatiIlI READY Rady for what' Anotber cause for ~ Is the start-up messace. II says only 38K of memory Is me! What bappened to the rest? WbeIl your computer says READY, it is waiting for a command, You can loan a pn>CI'IIll (instrUdiom and clata to be uood) !rom disk aDd run it The command _ ..., !rom bnDd to bnDd aDd leU your c0mputer to f_ a procrarn !rom \be disk, place it in the bet memory aDd start foUowiD& the iJlstruc:lions. '"'"" you swItcb \be computer off, \be pnlCnI11 is lost !rom memory But, you can "* It apm!rom \be diskAllotbeF term for p....._ \bat are loaded Is "ooIt'Ift- .... _ ao/t'Iftro, \be computer just sits. Or _ it' WbeIl you swItcb on your computer and _ a .... of memory, tbere Is a ""'" reason for \bat The compula" <011IOI .nth ooItwan! built in aDd it Is IMlD& up _ """""'l" ThIs memory Is a speciaJ klad, ailIod ROM (~ OD/J M<moryl. It cannot be dloa&Od II Is not lost _ you swItcb \be cornpula" en, iIke ooItwan!. ,-- ROM procrams are stored on a dIlp. just Ilke a cartridc< procrarn. A cartridIle plues Big Brothers "adopt" Sisters Ilie BroIhen 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, Is aDll"'Di,. a ..- c:IIaIlge. The orpIlIDtloa wtDllOW be ca11ed "Ilie BroIhen aDd IliC Sisters 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, IDe.." aDd Is ""- _____ poDdiIIC III-.s eaperI<Dc< to IDcIud<d fora k!maIa Jun Greoo, ""_ -, IIlat "Ilie BroIhen 01 America lad SiC SiIten IDtrmdh-w merpel ID 1m to bocome IliC BroIhen Illie Sisters 01 America. N we .... a member 01 BII/BSA we feel compoIIod to .- lIlo III!edI 01 f...... • well ....... ill oar cornm ... ally.·' BI. Brothus/Big SISters of G.. ter fIadDe, IDe. will be deaIiJlc with deliDqllenl aDd p~ gIrlI _ specia1 Deeds. A prof ... sIonal staIf Is uttltsed to idelltiIy probIenIo. lei goals for IliC aDd Lit- ~ 8rulIler and Sister relal_ipo, nnp"rn!lfll't cae pIms foe ac:I:Iie'vu3c _ goals. aDd to pnMcIe _ supervision for the Big and Little Team. "These girls wtD not be without a motile< in \be borne as our little brothers are without a father," says Greco. "Moot of tbese girls wtD have a motIle<, and some will have both parents, but will still be able to benefit !rom a one-to-<>ne volunteer apelieoce:' The female volun~ wtD pr0- vide guicllIIn aDd role IIIll Hiinc tIlruugb inIormaI actIvlties to beIp JOUIIC girls deaJ with \be specia1 pn>blems they have. sucb as: "".,.,.. live dependeDcy, 1ooeIiness,Iirulted opportunities for penooaI growth and future options, confusion ~ ganIing appropriate SCJ:Uai behavior and identity; poor socialsti1Is aDd low seIf-<5teem. A volunteer wtD spend S-6 bours per week with a child on a consislenl weetJy basls for a minimum of one ,.,ar. Girls refened sbou1d be between silt and seventeen j'eII$ old aDd need beIp with one of the above listed problems. "A girl is never too young to start gelting belp," said Greco. "Problem boys are identified early because they act oul, but girls are passed over because they are quiet. U we get to these girls young enougb we bope we can help to avoid serious problems such as depression, pregnancy and drug abuse in the future." Anyone desiring further informalion on becoming a Big Brother or Big Siste< volunteer or on referring a cbi1d to lbe program should contact the BB/BSGR office at 637- '1625. The program serves all of Racine county. Accon!ing to Greco, "It·s serious ~' but we have a lot of fun, RANGEIt YMCA students' home building. There is no need to go out of the building for anything," said Scbmerting. Student residents can feel sale in the building. The only access to lbe floors with rooms is by elevator and only residents are given operating keys. . Like any donn. there is a need for students to have sUpervision help and sometimes just a friend' This need has been successfuly m: led by students known as RAs (Resident Assistants), according to Scbmerting. An RA is chosen as is any new employee. Interested reSidents must apply and he interviewed and screened hefore they are bired. There were 18 applicants for lbe eight positions this year. The RAs for this year went to' Camp Anokijig Aug. 27-28 for a leadership workshop. At camp lbey hiamed about discipline, emer· gency care and other procedures. Susy Siel, a Parkside communication major, taught the HAs about listening skills. Stress and Time Management were discussed by Wayne Behrens. An RA handbook is in the works, authored by E1leo Kaminski. a second-year RA. Scb· merling and Joe Weirtz. The RAs for this year are Ka· minski, Cindy Miller. Julie Jacobs Laura Smitb, Steve Peck. To'; Ulich. Jobn Weatherall and Bob ~ieger. "We're reaDy lucky to have such marvelous students as HAs. Their job is to help students make the adjustment to living in a dorm, and I think they will do a great job," said Scbmerling. The Ranger Hall Council, made up of student residents, also beIps students adjust to dorm life. For more information about lbe YMCA housing, contact Scbmerl· ing. Union 209, or call 553-2320. J Students at most universities are gettinC settled in their donn .rooms , which means making lbClf own beds "'nO used to a roommate .ge....... htu and getting up early enoucPark shower with hot ""ter. Most - side students, on the olber band, merely remain iit their homes all year. . 't But this commuter campus ISO. really left out of the "donn expenenee " \beine's YMCA, 725 Lake Street, has served as a pseudo-donnitory for Parkside students for the past three years. About 90 male and female students OCCUpy lbe four floors of the compl"" each year. All rooms are singles (no roomatesl, some have private baths, although most are shared· Rent is $S05 a semester plus uptional charges for extras, like a small room refrigerator. Sbirley Schmerling, campus Housing eonrdinator, feels that lbe. YMCA is mucb better than the average donn. "What I really like about lbe YMCA is that the students bave privacy. In dorms they don't," she said. The YMCA olles comforts not usually found in college housing. A study room, television room, gyms. swimming pools, weight rooms and a track can be used by students at no eJ:lra cost. For an additinnal $30 a semester, residents can participate in the Nautilus program. The YMCA is located on lbe shoreline and within walking distance of the downtown stores. There is a small restaurant in the building and students may purchase a meal ticket if they wish. Popcorn poppers are alluwed in the rooms for cooking purposes (no hot plates) and a stove and oven are. available for residents' use. "It's just wonderful. Everything a resident needs is right in lbe UW System due s~lary boost MADfSON-A speciaI study group The academic staff saIary comconcluded Aug. 30 that a saIary mittee was appointed May 21 by caleb up provision in the 1985-87 President O'Neil. The action folState Budget is due the academic lowed a suggestion from the goverstaff of the University of WISCOnsin nor's committee, and both groups Sysla"n as well as the faculty. used the same peer group instituAnd to make the academic staff tio'!" in making their saIary com- .; :::::e",,,= :.::::: :~ ~urvey sao beads of salaries competitive, lbe stUdy pansons. ~ "~ III v ~_ ~ ft~ each COUDty.The in- group said, the one-time bonst In its three-month o"-'""tion • .,Y ...'II:' ~""'.-uDII: tervA.GS will uk qoestioDs on should be big ugb to lift ~.~- , COGDbeI II beUIc C<lIIdDcted by lIlo subjects iDcI8dinc job salIsfactloa eno pay tbe academic staff committee CeIter for Sarver and MartetiDg attitudes _ lIlo KeDoiI»-~ levels to lbe median of lbose found ~ pay levels in most cate- _ (CSMR) at ParbIde aDd tiDe area, siIopping habits, enla"- provided at peer institutions. gunes m the UW System heIow bepIl Monday Sept. tainment and recreationai activi- The recommendation paraIIels those at peer institutions. The comThe "qaaIItj '" \jf:~;or "ClIIlIli- ties, lifesly\es, aDd _ 011 educa- one submitted by the Governor's mlttee also concluded that "recruit- .... .....,.11 beUIc IlIllIJCIried by a tloa, social-' crime and areIIl Facu!ty O<1lpensation study Com- ment aDd retention problems bave __ '"orp_ ill fIadDe media. mittee established by Gov. Antbony Increased over lbe past several IIId K..... .-... ;1" h .... dI- The teIepboae int.mews wtD be ~ ~. ~'::ystem President years and that the problems primaroct I1sDduIc '" .....-.I _ncl COllducted over a period of three The Academic Stall Salary Study rily are due to low saIary increases . dol1an from \be K_ Area _, including wMends, with Committee and low starting salaries." Cbamber '" CoauI>ette and IIlaI or- students caIIing between 9 a.m. and estimated .. wasmillion·informed that an The committee report said It "inpaisa_'s K_ Relail "--" ~.~ ........... _ _ p.m. 9 B0U3eh01ds contacted wtD pose revenue .. wouId mbe needed ~ . emphasize the relation- ceneraI pur tended to " Aroa Emnm>ic Develop- ' ........ 1. scientific sampting of fund the increase. ship between academic staff em- _t Olfict: ... well .. .nth fuDds penons in \be _ counties. There are about 7,100 academic ployment and the academic mission ""'" ParbIde. RoveIstad said \be survey is a staff employees in the UW .... _. and ~uality of the University SysThe sarvey Is beUIc led by Part· _ to government aDd cornmu- It IS -"h, u,.~u tern, and added' ide business professor James nity leaders in both coun"-. '11's a an. = prof .... onaIs. ----ISomediverse group of "Thus . teach, others ' compensation for faculty !I<M\slad. diroctor 01 the CSMR.1t ""1 10 see bow people in lbe COlld.uct. research. counsel students, and academic stall shouldcontin II boped IIlat lIlo _ can be ~ towns, cities aDd uil1._ of Ke- •• _,_,~ to he considered· th ue I*ted ysrly to pnMcIe a beDcI>- nooba and Racine "';"''ll'e; feel on a ~~,er educational programs tary m e same bu'dgmart for attitudes 01 _ts over -t _ ..... of '-'-," be said. or perform other !unctions inu.: \. !,rocesses and wilb the same __ r- •__ ., .......... grally related to teaching and the o.lective of ensuring bigh quaIi iiiiiiiiii~;;;;~::~~••';CHcIa;;;;aed;'O;D;p; ..;;e;I ~:i.c~a~.lion~.:of~an:insti:'tu:tion:of~higb~':er~~~"::'~tion for the citizens ~ .• . .... ~. ~~ offered these five ... ~~.. specific recommendations: • A special one-.time provision should he included in the 198H1 State Budget to make academic staff salaries in the UW System more competitive. • Changes made in the process used to develop the pay plan for faculty aIso should he made for the academic staff .. • .The recommendations to increase the Board of Regents' Delibility in allocating budget resources to address faculty saIary problems should he extended to academic staff. • Academic staff saIary mcreases sbould he funded from the same proportion of the general purpose revenue and fees as that which supports the UW Systern operating budget. . • The UW Systern aclJninistration should set ohjectives and guidelineS for the development of a compensa·· tion program for academic staf/. The 19-member Academic Staff SaIary Study Committee ...... cbaired by UW System Vice PresideDI RAln Bornstein. Stuart L. Rubner. director of community studenl services at Parkside, served'as vicechairman. ' Local attitudes being studied RANGER 7' Tbursday;Sept. 13, 1984 Lots of clubs and organizations need you Bored? Want to meet new people who share your interests and professional goab, or do you just want' to have fun? There are over 50 student clubs and organized activities representing university departments and special inlerst areas on campus and they are walling for . you! Parkside's second cwriculum of student activities will help students develop skiDs that will enhance their education and possible future job opportunities. Learning to plan and Implement activities, interact and relale to the university community and possible on-campus em, ployment are some of the advantages of becoming active in an organization. Clubs and organizations are open to all Parkside students and do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color J sex, age or sexual preference. I!you are interested in joining a group or need additional informalion, contact the Student Activities Office in Union 209 or call 553-2278. Students wishing to form new or- ' ganizations and clubs should contact the Student Activities Office for current guidelines and assistance. The following is a list of campus clubs and activities current as of July I. The deadline for clubs tu register for this year Is Oct. 1, therefore some of the clubs in this listing may become defunct or new clubs may be created. Many of the Individual differences "Individual Differences: Exploring the Psychological Compass" is the name of a course to be offered ~ by University ExtensIon, Parkside, on four consecutive Tuesdays from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. in Molinaro Hall beginning Oct. 16. The course, which costs $25, is designed to beIP participants increase both seU-understanding and underslanding of others. To register call 553-2312, A 12&-item questionnaire must be completed by participants in advance and returned to Extension by Friday, Sept. 28. Instructor will be Paul Erling Tungseth, a psycbotherapist with the Ligbtho~ Counseling Associates in Racine. Estate planning A course that will explain the basics of estate planning will be offered by University ExtensionParkside, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Wednesdays beginning Oct. 3 in Tallent Hall. Cost of the course, to be taught by Gregory A. Ruidl, a Racine attorney and tax specialist, is $15 for individuals, $25 for families. To register call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Friday, SePt. 28. The course will locus on 'the recenUy enacted niarttal property la.w and the favorable cbanges In Wisconsin's inheritance and gift tax laws. Participants willleam bow ~ avoid unnecessary probate costs m planning their estates. ." , clubs that will be active this year will be represented at the Student Organizations Council Recruitment Fair, Sept. 26 in the concourse. Accounting Club A1I-campus Events Committee Allocations Committee American Society for Personnel Administrators Anthropology Club Art Addicts Baseball Team Basketball Teams ' Black History Month Black Students Organization Bowling Club Budget and Review Committee Chamber Singers Cheerleaders Chemistry Club Chorale Singers Cinco de Mayo Communicators (Parkside Ass0ciation of) Computer Club/Mega Byte , Contemporary Entertainment Committee Cross Country Running Teams Dance Ensemble Dart Team Data Processing Management Ass0- ciation Drama Activities Dr. Who Fiction Society' Engineering Society Geology Club GoU Hispsnic Club Homecoming CoIn,mittee Indoor Track Team Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association International Students Organization Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Intramurals Jazz EJisembles Leagues (recreational) Life Science Club Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative Music Activities National Hispsnic Heritage Week Nalional Unity Party Nordic Ski Club Orchestra Outdoor Track Team Packside Activities Board Parkside Student Government Association Peer Support Organization Phi Gamma Nu Philosophical Society eo.tlued .. _ • Get to the answersfasten With theTI-55-ll. What you need to tackle the higher mathematics of a science or engineering curriculum are inore functions - more functions than a simple slide-rule calculator has. Enter the TI-55-Il, with 112 powerful functions. You can work faster and more accurately with the TI-55-Il, because ir's preprogrammed to perform complex calcula- the TI-55;Il even simpler, dons - like definite integrals, and shows you how to use all linear regression and hyper- the power of the calculator. bolics - at the touch of a Get to the answers faster. button. And it can also be Let a TI-55-Il "'i~ programmed to do repetitive show you how. 'V problems without re-entering T~vA ~ the entire formula. I~ Included is the Calculator INSTRUMENTS Decision-Making Sourcebook. Creating useful products It makes the process of using and services for you. ._., •• '\1, .-.... ('., ,,' .RANGER • 11lunday, Sept. 13, 1* which is sometimes required of limbs affected by broken bones that fail to heal. Goodman said. Since the process by which living matter responds to the EMF pulsewaves is not knoWD, Parbide scientists are breaking them into their component parts to study bow different eIeclnJIDlI&Il'c frequencies affect a s\ime mold called Physanun poIycepbalum. F'indinlls from those aperiments are being compared with the way the EMF pulsewaves as a wbole affect the slime mold. Goodman said. In this manner. the Partside scienlists hope to isolale those etee- ...-Iy '100.000 in IUDds support. (EMF) intenel with \iving organi.oC faculty reearch aDd lDOft tban imls. Amoog the __ ts being '1 mJIJioD iD studeul _uclloa conducted is one in which the sciaDd auucIal lid at PubIde ... enlists are attempIi.Dg to discoVe< acc<pled Fr\dIJ, Sept. 7 b7 \be UW the m..... ·nisms by which EMF System Ibrd ol fteBmts. pulsewaves stimulale \be heaIillll TIle Roceeb accepted $45.001 process in cases where broken !rom \be Fedon1 ~t ol boDes ha.., failed to restore tbemIIeIllh Illd HlIIIIID Servica in oup- oeIves. port ol (llIlUnu!~ reearch b7 • Goodman said \be medical ~ ...... ol PubIde ICioDtists led b7 plicalloa of EMF puJoewaves as a 1&1. _ prol_ Euc- Good- way to restore olbenrioe ~ _. _ of \be ~s _ -.., boDes is bocomin« 8"........ , ~ __ iDcreaSID«IY popuIar _ ortbo- ",. ..-rdl ~ -....... pedic_. \be ways ID which _ Eibi!ly low ",. IIIC 01 EMF pulsewaves can lreqllODCJ ~ f..1ds IftYODt \be need foe ampulslloa, Students may gain Regent seats Burckel authors Wiscons.intext as on the slate's government and economy and is geared to fourth grade pupils. It already has been adopted for us in the Milwaukee Puhlic School District beginning this fall. One of only two fourth·grade level texts on Wisconsin history available, it is published by Silver Burdelle Co" a leading New Jersey textbook publisher. Parkside archivist and bistorian Nicholas C. Burckel and his wile Lenore, an economist and former elemenlsry school teacher, and UW.Eau Claire gengraphy depart· ment chairman Ingolf Vogeler, whose wile Sharon Knopp served as curriculum and instrUction consult· ant for the project. The textbook focues on Wisconsin's history and gengraphy as well Th. last baltle between WISCOnsin Indians and the U.S. Cavalry ... fought in 1832. when Black Han led 1.000 Fo>:.sauk Indians into a tbree·monlb campaign against American soliders along the Mississippi River. ",. dillereuce between Wisconsin's highest and lowest point is less tban the height 01 the Soars Tower in Chicago. The Nasb Motors Co. (now American Motors Corp.) in Ke- _ aDd the J.I. Case Co. in Racine both made important CODtribulions to \be AllIed effort in WW fiNash bui\t tanb and Case produced parts for guns and bombs. Information lite the above abounds in "WISCOIlSin yesterday and Today," a just.published elementary school t.. lbook on' WISCOIISin history aDd gengraphy. The testbook was eo-wrillen by _ \be __ /MadiIoD campooes. ODe !rom \be other UW campooes aDd ODe lO< \be UW-Cesller sdlools." The lbree studellls would be pIcbd b7 Gov. ADtboay Earl aDd wwId baoe to be wufhmed b7 the SOIIate Ilke ...,lIar Board IIlOIDben. TIle 0Il1y ~uislles to date are that \be _ ha.., to be earoIled ill \be UW System oe Ceater ScboaIo. Olbe< •.., __ will be added as tlte bID COOS tIIroaIb tile IecIsIalIve .....-. TIle Board _ IIIOIIlbIy aDd determIDes policy aDd rules on IOfdoliC tile UW System, ........ to meet ..... aeedI, lOtting ad- _ .e-danIs Illd poIides aDd revlewile and ~ university bucIcets· ..,... ~,.. WlacoaoIIl Slate S-lor J_ Ilandocf (R) is iIllI......... biD ill \be_ ...... ol\beJ 11" .... lbIt a1IowI IMw UaIgenIly 01 "...... ...... to be IIMIIlben 01 \be Boord ol ~ ..... Ilandocf _ to _ _ ill \be UW "...... lIIId ... _It __ ....... _- _ tile Ibrd ol He- ....... TIle • ..... - be .1i ,." Iar '" i rM,. \be Ibrd to It .-II !rom \be ,,-1.. "TIle tIIne .... will be pIS. ee1"..7 ...,_eltlle UW sr-," 2 7 0... lID11I.. J 7 ... tile SOIIaIor. "W ... ftIftLocalattitudes--~ Continued from Page 6 Rovelstad. who joined Parkside in 1982 as a lull professor, ..... a professor and director of the department of tourism and Iravet ad· ministratioD in the graduate sclIool of management at the New School for Social Research. Before coming to Parkside be conducted • researeb. projeCt 'that analyzed economic impact of the "I Love New York" promotional cam· paigJI. lie also served as a consultant for the ~ew York City Office of PIanDiDg and was project director for a study of tourism manpower needs in New York City. Under Rove~d's guidance, the ' CSMR. estahlished this summer bas •oondu~ed numerous research proJects Including analysis of ~elhods used to measure economic ~pact of tourism on slsle and regIOnal economies. the impact of Lak~ Michigan salmon and trout ang1ing on regional economies and pereepti"!'" and usage of local financial lDstitutions by regional households. C~rren~ly, CSMR is studying tounsm ID a·19-county 'area of soutbeastern Wisconsin for the Sla~ Departm~t of DeveIopment and IS fese:arehiDg possible cooperalive tourism progrlllllS belweea seven .Great Lakes slales foe the Council of Great Lakes Govemon ClientS of the CSMR are located ~ eal1y; regiOnally, nationally and internationally. The CSMR brings together Part· side's diverse laeulty eq>erlise to work on practical problems lor business, government, education andoon-profit organizations. I CSMR is able to provide this . broad base of expertise because of Parkside's organizalional structure wh!ch. encourages laeulty from dil: ferent fields to work together on . common researeh projects Ravelslad said. "In addition ~ univer· sity's commitment to ';"'nomic indus~ial.and urban develop~t provIdes the environment to encourage such lacully activity." For more information caD 553- 2105.. . "--.. ---- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION Ie SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK Campus clubs Coallllaed _ ... 7 Physics Students Society Pi Mu Epsilon . Political Science Club Pre-Law Society Pre-Med C1uh Psychology C1uh RANGER ~er Hall Club Sailing Club Segregated· University F lions Committee ee Alloca· Shoaling Club Soceer Team Softball Club Softball Team Special Events Co . StUdent Nurses at '=e-UWM Student Organizations Council Student Services Committee Student Wisconsin Education Ass0- ciation Swim Club Table Tennis C1uh Tennis Team Tournaments/Recreation University Committees Veterans Club Volleyball Club Volleyball Team Wargamers . Weighllilting Club' Wind Ensemble WinIer Carnival Committee Women's History Week Wrestling Team Young Democrats., " •• I ~ , 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1 :00 p.m. Saturday RANGER 9 11bursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Foreign Film Series -Students urged 'to attend j by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor • Many people wbo are serious about film look to foreign movies as a means of escaping Hollywood's commercialism. A series of contemporary foreign fibn classics is being presented at Parkside this year, featuring an excellent variety of film styles from various countries, directors and genre. Faculty members Nonn Cloutier, Don Cummings and Richard Rosenberg made the title selections based on a slil'Vey conducted among last year's patrons. "There are very few students who participate In the series," said Cloutier; "There are even those who asked if the fOreign fibns are in EngIisb or subtitled, worrying that they may have to see a fibn in a foreign language with no translation." Despite a lack of student participation, the series bas been an extremely suecesslul event, due at least in part to the low prices: $17 for the sixteen fibn series ($15 lor Parlrside students)-quite a price in comparison to the current commercial movie admission. . "Even if you miss a lot of the screenings, it's still worth it," said Cloutier. Among the fibns to be shown are Bergeman's operatic MAGIC FLUTE, Oscar winner MEPHISTO, Erice's haunting SPUUT OF THE BEEHIVE, LE CAGE AUX FOIr LES n, and the Japanese classic, DERSU USALA, another Oscar winner. Englisb language films are represented by England's BETRAY AL, with Mel Gibson and STEVIE, with Glenda Jackson. All foreign fibns not in English are, of course, subtitled. "We try not to use dubbed films," said Cloutier. "We were sent one mistakenly once and I raised bell with the distributor." The reason for choosing subtitles over dubbing is simply because a fibn's sound is one of its important parts. To overdub is to change a major portion of a fibn, thus lowerIng its quality. Often, dubbed fibns Student recalls D.C..trip by .11m Ne1baur . " .' Feature EdItor " s.mune" vacations have" been· fodder lor numerous insipid cOmpositions, but bow Parkside student Sue Gustin spent a portlonof ber summer proved to be quite interesting. Gustin experienced poitions of life and political existence in our nation's capitol, Washington DC, during a FOreign Policy Seminar, Aug. l2-2t. . . "The program was really 10Qd/~ sJll,said. "I would recommend!t to . anybody. The only problem Was . coming back to Kenosha aft<lward ~ realizing I'm ill 'nowbere land:' Among the peopl~ she met were. Aleunder Haig, Paul Warnke (chief negotiator for the SALT n talks), and former El Salvador Ambassador Emesto Riv~allonte. One of the issueS that Gustin became more knowledgeable. about was arms control. "SUPPOSedly the United States wants to put satellites into space and the Russians don't. On the otber band, tbe Russians don't want to limit their arms and we do haye it limited," she said. "There's so much I have questions about since I've been to Washington, because one speaker would say the Russians are ready to negotiate, and it's the United States that won't; and another speaker would say that the United States has an their cards on the table, and it's the Russians that won't negotiate. You don't know what to think." One of the Incidence that caused a bit of furor during Gustin's trip was Reagan's offhand wisecrack about bombing. Russia which he made during a micropbone check. "Everybody on the seminar couldn't believe the President of . the United. States could say someRanier Pboto ~ Dave McEvoy Sue Gustin. tbIng like that," she said, "especia1- . ly with the press there." One of the others attending the seminar was with the CIA and worked with nuclear weapons. UAt one of our sessions we were talking about nuclear arms control, and the way we figured it would prohably go is that since we don't trust the Russians, and they don't trust us, we don't see any opportunity to cut hack on weapons. Even if there is an agreement, there's still that distrust. It's kind of like the prisoner's dilemma." Gustin remembers the seminar as an extremely rewarding experience that never managed to get dull. "If the speakers weren't exciting," she said, "the bus and taxi rides certainly were!" Gustin is a mark~ting major with a minor in International Studies. Altbougb sbe wouljl accept a chance to experience a seminar sucb as this again, she states that she'd prefer it to be a bit more .. .huslness-ilriented the next'lime . Ranger pboto by Jay Crapser Nann Cloutier have one man doing all the male parts and one female band1Ing all the female roles. The sound effects can go from natural to obtrusive, and the music is usually poorly selected in place of the fibn's original score. Ranger Record Review Dio: The Last in Line w,,: by Jim Nelbaur Featore EdItor The latest release from Englisb metal veteran Ronnie James Din is an average bard rock tour de force, not unlike last year's "Holy Diver" but a far cry from the frenzied excitement of Dio's vocals on Black Sabbath'. "Country Girl" and Rainbow's "Man on Silver Mountain." "The Last In Line" is a pretty standard Dio thumping and screaming with the two good cuts - "Mystery" and the tiUe tune - getting radio play, wbile most of the rest ("Evil Eyes," "Eat Your Heart Out," etc.) are rather fonnulaic· in the April Wme/Wbitesnake assembly-line tradition. The tiUe cut is typical for Dio in that it deals with the usual demonic possession/trip to Hell theme, while "Mystery" is a mellow number with a stronger accent on Dio's work as a keyboardist. Die's soaring vocals screech above a bard driving backup sound supplied by Vinny Appice on drums, Jimmy Bain on bass, Vlv Ranger Pboto by Dave McEvoy Cambell on guitar and Claude Schnell alternating with Din on keyboards. All in all, uThe Last In Line" is an average rock record; one which is artistically insubstantial, but may possess stronger appeailor fan's of Din's style. o CHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH * MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM •• By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing rieeds in advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 ' RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Dally 1 pm to 5 pm . Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based On Double Occupancy ., Subject to Availability The Parkside FOreign Film Series is one of the best buys and most ~ve cultural events in our area: It i.s strongly reconi· mendedJor everyone who is .... slightly serious about fibn or the arts In general. - .St. Luke's Free films In an attempt to introduce the public to mental health services at Racine's St: Luke's Memorial Hospital, program administrator Ben Farbman bas announced a fibn series at the hospital. The theme of these fibns is a mental bealth issue of one sort or another. The fibns will be open to the public, with free admission. Seating is limited, so reservations should be made prior to each • screening by calling 636-2100 weekdays between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. The fibns In the series include: ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST(Sept. 18.) TENDER MERCIES(Oct. 16) GOLDEN POND (Nov. 20) KING OF HEARTStDec. 18) TERMS OF ENDEARMENT (Jan. 15) AN UNMAlUIlED WOMAN (March 19) ORDINARY PEOPLE (Apr. 16) The fibns will be shown In the Horlick Auditorium on the fourth floor of the bospital, 1300 S. Wisconsin Avenue. Patrons are asked to come in tbrougb the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Tbere will be an optional discussion alter each fibn led by a staff member from the mental health services d~ent. .. ' • I' THnday, Sept. 13, 1!IIl4 1lAN(l~ by Paul Berg/" Post Nasal Strip ~ j ENGAGING IN A UTTLE HAVE yOU NOTICED THAT YOu NEVE.R SEEM 10, HEAR ABOU, "MEN WITHOUT HAlS" .ANY fl(()RE'? .3JJC The Mate Was A Mighty Sailin' Man 1 think there's still room for the The answer is rather elementary. type of comedy 1do," Denver has incred!ble Iikeabiliq: After playing Gilligan for two You want to like his character ...lo seasons Denver appeared in a sue- belnend this bumbling oaf. Never cession' of similar shows. having done anything tantamount . . to a George Bernard Shaw or Wil. THE GOOD GUYS WIth Her~ liam Shakespeare. Denver remains Edelman was Gilligan m a diner, popular in the same vein at lh Denver playing cab driver Rufus Three Stooges, Gene Autry. Th: Butterworth. Monkees, Leave It To Beaver. aod DUSTY'S TRAIL with Forrest Andy Griffith. He's not Chaplin Tucker was Gilligan out west. . but he does have the sort of appeal THE FAR OUT SPACE NUTS, a that attracts enough children (even Krafft kiddie show with Chuck Mc- old children) to give reruns of his Cann, was Gilligan in outer space. shows good daytime ratings, In between series, Denver also And now? did some big screen work. He "1 do a lot of dinner th Ire laughs when reminded of such .which 1like a lot. And my wiI~ films as FOR THOSE WHO THINK 1 have a house in Hawaii that YOUNG (1964) with James Darren, spend a great deal of time at" we and DID YOU HEAR THE ONE . ABOUT THE TRAVELING "When I'm in HoUywood I'D do SALESLADY? (1968) with Phyllis the available shows like THE Diller, dismissing them as "sum- LOVE BOAT, and eventuaUy I mer releases," . would like to do another series. but One may wonder how Denver I really got tired of being locked manages to retain his appeal after into Los Angeles working in televihaving done so many weak te1evi- sion for so many years. Right now sion shows. I'm happy with what I'm doinf.," he said.· '.' For aU its blatant siUiness, GIT.- LlGAN'S ISLAND is not a criticaHy good show at aU. however when one looks at the current crop of tel· evision programs, an ounce of GILLlGAN'S ISLAND is worth a ton of A-TEAM, THE DUKES OF HAZZARD OR WEBSTER. hy Jim NtlbIllr F..... EdlIO< An allrmpt to aplaUl why one likes Gu.uGAN'S ISLAND is tantamount to ap1alnmg the virtues of A1I tar Wresllinl. There is just some unknown force Wltllln a perIOn', I0Il1 that causes him to be amused hy the aiUy occurances on this de:oerted lsIand inhabited only by _ ... stranded castaways; victuns of a ship casualty. Pertupo beneath my phony Intellectlllllily there torts a mindless JDOuth·breatbin8 lout with an aHiJ>. .ty to< the Mlflbomoric. AUybe it's the sentimentality of the !hiD&; ba""'l BlOwn up "'th Giligan dur- ... the program', IDltial telecasts dunnc the mid silties. Why ebe _ I 1iU • _ whooe priDclpab _ hnDc such frivolitiel as -r, cIoIbIn&, costumes, pbaao- II'"Jlb reconII, aDd lUI __ supply 01 Iiq_ on what .... to be • ·'tbree boar tour." A ldepbone interview with Bob Omver, slat of the series, shed new .... t on the perennial rerun favorIte. Denver had essayed the role of Dobi.'s beatnik pal Maynard G. Knbs on the OOBIE GILLIS series from 1~1962, landing the Gilligan role in 1964. "I bad longed to do old-fashioned slapstick," the 47 year old actor said, "so when Sherwood SCwartz (creetoe and producer) offered me the part, Itook it." Wh en Gilligan left the air in 1967 It 1ftIlt into syndication (in rerun fonn) wIIere it has remained ever since. Even today. over fifteen yean after the show left the air, GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is still bigb in the aftemoon ratings. (Milwaukee's Channel 24 states that their Gilligan reruns are champions of \he weetday 4:30 pm time slot). DespIte its ......... GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is considered hy many to be the --.I leIevision show of aU time. Denver doesn·t argue this point. "I think there's still "It's definitelY down there with 'em. he said, "Basically everything room for the type of the critics say about it is true," comedy I do." "But along with programs that _Bob Denver. have tDOI'e substance and meaning, ....;;;..;..;.. _ SPECIAl. FIESTA LUNCHEON featunng FOODS FROM SOUTH OF OUR BORDER THIS FRI., SEPT. 14 UNION DINING ROOM • Classifi,eds Services Offered Lost and Found LOST!! MY weddiDc haDeI. Sept. f. Gold .Ub -"""".-. ......... IuD of 1eanUDg, UId ll'OWiDIlrith you. Your LOVE-A..[pI'. MEET mE ......... of the teadliDg.- sioD. Joirl SWEA. KEN: rrs great to 6nalIy be "home." I love you! J"tD. ~ UNn'E: The kettle's GO to boil. Let It DOt be us for dinner! Help Wanted WANTED: SWEA members Sept 19 at 1 p.m. in MolD DW. PIIOI'OGRAPBY AND -. part lime. _ houn.'::;:ieuce _ ........... Portrait .... 3030, ast for Kim. Student seats The foUowing are the vacant student seats on facultY committees, Any stud,ent interested in filling a vacancy IS encouraged to visit the PSGA office, WLLC D139A or to call 553-2036. This is an ""cellent opportunity for students to participate in the second cUcriculum at Partside: • Academic Planning and Program Review • Academic Actions • Campus Planning • CoUegiate SiiUs Subcommittee • Graduate I'rogramnw,g • Library ILearning Center • Non-instructional Affirmative Action • Registration Activities. " ,: PAB film Zoot Suit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature EdlIO< This week's PAB film is ZOOT SUIT, a dramatic musical starring Edward James Obnos. and directed hy Luis Valdez. ZOOT SUIT is based on a Los Angeles Slage hit that failed on BroadWay. It tens the story 01 a conflict between whites and chica· nos in 194O's Los Angeles. ZOOT SUIT has a stagebound look that is very out of place on a movie screen. However, the dazzling, high energy dance numberS help the film overcome its stagey quality. . If you're getting a bit tired of average movie fare and you're looking for something a bit different. see "ZOOT SUIT. " , " , 11 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 A pause Crime info in the disaster by Rick Loeb< Asst. Feature EdItor . This semester, as always, all of us are going for the best grades we can get, but studying all the time cao get a bit boring. We are all entitled to a little fun. So, to liven up your life, here are some little diversions guaranteed to stave off boredom. Go to a pet store aod buy the nicest barnster you can lind. Then, go to your neigbborbood drugstore aod buy a can of sbaving cream. The next day, come to school with the bamster aod the sbaving cream con.cealed on your person. Go to the Molinaro Concourse at about· 10:00, or aoy other time of peak congestion, take the hamster in one baud aod spray sbaving cream on aod around the hamster's mouth. Quickly put the hamster 0" the floor, let it go, aod holler, "Rabid woodcbuck!" as loud as you can. Then stand back aod watch the fun. The next time you're in the hookstore aod it's quite busy, buy sometbing small, like a candy bar, aod pay for it with a five doUar bill. After you have received your change aod the salesperson has closed the cash drawer, step a few feet away from the counter, 1001< down at your cbaoge aod yell,' "I gave you a fifty! You shortcbaoged me forty-five dollars!" as loud as you can. Make a big fuss aod demaod to see the maoager. When the maoager arrives, let everyone in on your little joke. Everyone will share in your Iaogbter, especially the maoager aod the salesperson. During linals week, go into tbe library with a portable stereo. When you get to 30 area wbere maoy people are studying, turn the stereo on at maximum volume. Then nm around yelling aod screaming as loud as you can. Also go around knocking books off shelves. When security arrives, tell them someone told you tbst it was all rigbt to do this stuff during linals week, because at tbst point in the semester, everybody knows everytbing about their classes aod is just socializing in the library. When the security people tell you tbst someone was playing a trick on you, apologize nicely. Security will happily let you go aod you can have a good Iaogb as you leave. These are just a few things tbst you can do to escape boredom. 0thers include: setting the emergency stop on elevators aod then leaving, knocking on classroom doors during lectures aod running away, and trying to see how maoy paper clips you can put in the chancellor's beard before he notices. Just remember, you're not only bere to learn, you're also bere to have fun. Lots of fun. A look' at entertainment news shows by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor In Hollywood's heyday of the thirties aod forties, people brougbt movie lan magazines to lind out such interesting trivial tidbits as Clark Gable's favorite color aod Spencer Tracy's choice for toothpaste. Today, magazines like PEOPLE aod US are our major source for what's happening with people in the limelight, showbiz lind otherwise. All in all, these magazines concentrate more strongly on mindless drek aod sidestep the really substantial aoalysis tbat the arts deserve, the type of coverage given by sucb "respectable" publications as FILM COMMENT aod VARIETY (tlje Iatler being a bit more statistical. A program tbat debuted on television five years ago, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, bas attempted to combine t'ie journalistic approach of VARlETY, the mdepth appreciative approacb of FILM COMMENT aod the insipid fluff of PEOPLE or US. Rather thao blend, these elements often clash. On the positive side, we bave television joumalist Scott Osbourne doing investigative reports on such matters as the controversy surrounding John Belusbi's death aod the accusations made by various Animal Welfare orgaoizations regarding cruelty to animals on movie sets. . . Also we have Leonard Maltin, a !ibn critic wbose written credentials include' dozens of excellent books on the cinema aod a historieal knowledge of motion pictures tbst serves him well in his critiques of current movies. Maltin told me recently, "It's hard to retain some integrity and purvey some genuine information on the tube, but it's a challenge that I'm enjoying." Maltin does accurate reviews as well as some important feature stories on various film genre and other matters of historical interest, something most reviewerS shy away from. "Maoy reviewers are journalists who happened to get a job as !ibn critics. Not all of them are in it beFaShion Baubles big in college Faded, wrinkled jeans and informal T-shirts may nol have faded from the college fasbion scene, but today's college crowd has 30 eye for elegaoce which shows in their jewelry accessories, the Jewelry industry Council reports. There will be times for the dres-: sy suits aod with it, the need for tie pins, cuff links aod dressy watches - or even a .gold and diamond ring .. Chances are tbst students in the height of fasbion will sport not one but two watches in their collections. Watches for sports aod class appear in two-tone metal aod slainless steel bands, For special oecaSions, however, the new fall watches appear with black dials and bands, with the watchband liiIks intersticed with slim gold bars. The aoalog is by far the must popular in dressy quartz watches. In addition to a timepiece for his or her wrist, a compact travel alarm clock will keep the student body on schedule for classes. Desk sets, and pocket pen aod pencil sets, are part of the back-toschool needs of serious scholars -, Small diamonds appear in tie pins aod rings, wbere the diamonds are olten used in a pave effect, says the council. Women students will be taking along their jewetry wardrobe to switch daytime costumes to. evening elegaoce with the aid of drop earrings aod a mixture of pearls, beads and stones to accent fall's colorful new 'apparel: ' cause they love movies, or bave more tban basic knowledge of film," said Maltin. Judging by the fact tbst Roger Ebert recently referred to the great director Ernst Lubitsch by calling him "Ernest," I'd say Maltin was rigbt. ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's flaws lie in the appel)[- aoce and delivery of its co-hosli. First we bave Ron Hendren. a wholesome, baby-faced chap wbo has the same bubbly effervescence whether he's reporting on a movie star's death or a place wbere the stars' dogs go to be groomed. Next we have Mary Hart, another "geewbiz'golly-swell" sort wbo rarely changes mood in facial expression or tone of voice. But if ENTERTAINMENT T0- NIGHT is so-so, the local TAKE TWO is positively in~pt. Produced by Carmichael Communications out of Kenosba (they say Chicago on the show, but this is not so), lbe same outfit tbst distributes the free TV guide known as HAPPENINGS MAGAZINE,TAKE TWOis a bombastic farce attempting to cut in on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's territory as far as !ibn is concerned. Host Dave McGrath is a very still, lifeless sort who speaks in 30 annoying monotone. His blandoess is so outstaildilig tbst working as a OJ on 30 easy listening radio station is a career imperative. He makes several errors in reviewing his films (like stating John Belusbi appeared with Ackroyd in GHOSTBUSTERS). He's also the editor of HAPPENINGS (be recenUy referred to video failure Alan Tbicke as "multitalented"!) The show's resident historiao is Dale Kuntz, one of those guys wbo rates a film on the strength of "Gee, isn't Tyrone Power haodsome" or "My, aren't Judy Garland's costumes lovely!" It's aoybody's wager that the guy's favorite film is GONE WITH THE WIND. His breathtakingly fascinating feature stories have included a piece on "Great Movie Logos." TAKE TwO does get some celebrity interviews, but such inane questions are asked. Roger Moore was asked, "How did you meet your wife?" Hodney Dangerfield was asked, HWhat's your favorite movie?" How did TAKE TWO get its name? One insider believes tbst the name is representative of the num-· ber of stations airing the program. Perhaps there never will be an entertainment news sbow tbsl caters to those of us wbo desire a more serious, intelligent sbowcase when presenting various events pertaining to tbe arts. For now, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT will bave to suffice. a-BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union .Ree Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon., 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon. Sept. 24 (includes trophy fee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO, ENTRY LIMITED TO 16 PLAYERS The Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce has issued an invitation to local organizations, charter members aod the public to help finance Operation Q.T", a crime prevention program wbich offers rewards for information leading to the arrest of criminals. The program, in cooperation with thO' Kenosba Police Department and lbe Kenosba Counly Sheriff's Department, has resulted 'in the arrest of several people who have committed crimes in the area, said the chamber of commerce. For further information, call the Chamber at 65(..2165. "....-.....---... ~~ .-J! ..-::---./'r...t. L/ \f .-1:1 Vr (l}lbr l!owr.1 l!o~"pp. ~ PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:11I pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm Int Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Oiscs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball •. Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK Of SEPT. 17 CHOCOlATE COVERED PEANUTS 25% OFF • ,i· \. . 1% Wild Life CIl~~)Wfllrr's nilS I ItEA R A80IJr AtJOi\lER WOMP,~? Af'X> SHE IJl)R~ /\T 1Hr flHDrOCl\Pl' stbP. Ranger film review: Another .,. RId< l.-... Aat. F_ Edbar Once Upocl • lime. iJl the mysti- <aI JJlO\'1e",m_, tbeft 1ived • man ruomed JolIII Dora. JolIIIIibeI 10 wnu. IlId dIn!ct movies. John bad a wile ruomed 80. 80 libel 10 lal:e her clothes aU. A lot. One day. John IlId 80 bad an Idea John would wrill!! IlId dIn!ct a movie m _ 80 could IaI:e aU her clothes. A lot. So John IlId 80 llOI oome lIlClDey from aome very CUlhble people IlId made their movie. Aft... lbey finished, lbey sholred tbeir movie 10 a bunch of men from a kiJJcdom called MGM/ UA who sald lbey would seod the JDOVie aU IlOUDd the land. 'Ibese IIlOIIlooted at the JDOVie IlId lbey wee _ed. They sald the movie would be 11lu.d X, _ WllS very, very bad. The reason it would be 11lu.d X was that, iJl the JDOVie. 80 looIt off her clotbes. A lot. ADd so did oome lIM!II. 10 fact, many times 80 IlId lbe m... bad tbeir clolbes off at the same time. ADd lbey did naughty lbinp. The men from the CROSSWORD PUZZLER ,"CROSS 1 Bother .. ex.sI 6 Vessels 11 Tough $.1\,9(- "",Me metal 13 Ambassador 15 Negallve 1e Reol Hl \le",.e 19 etHer ",etch 21 Bridge 22 ~tkhon: abbr. 23 Stgoll'e5 2680w 29 Cloth stnp 31 TransactIOn 33 A,."er 111naly 34 Heblew month 35 SUitable 38 Change COlOr ot 39 Near 40 Negat1lo'e prellx 4 18.bkal weed 43 Small valley 45l,mb 47 PtelU"e· lall'ng dtt\llCes 50 Rupees abbr 52 Heap 53 Church bench 56 Spoken 58 Small factory 60 As rat as 61 HOly 63 CIo'hesmaker 65 Apponloned 66 SpaOlsh artICle 61 In addItion OOWN 1 Skin aliment 2 Entrance 3 RiVer In Siberia .. Consecrated 5 Public storehouse 6 Mtxed 7 Faeroe Islands whIrlwind 8 Matures 9 Claw 10 Mu$IC~as wrltlen 12 Symbol for alumlnum 14 Printer's measure 17 Pulverized rock 20 Drink slowfy 24 Tidy 25 Declare 27 Semi-precious stone 28 laVIsh fondness on 29 Caudal appendage 30 Competent 32 Mother of Castor and PcHlux 36 Moccasin 37 Snared 42 Man's name 44 Snake 46 Solemn 48 Raise the spirit 01 49 Pertaining to lhe kidneys 51 Narrow openlOg 54 Short jacket 55 Promise 56 Hypothetical force 57 Edge 59 Note of scale 62 Compass point 64 Note of scale 19&4lJnlled F_tute SyndICate. Inc:. Puzzler answers Page 15 kingdom of MGM/UA said they would not seod lbe movie all over the land unless 80 IlId the men kept tbeir clothes on more. John said he wouldn't change anything. because be knew. deep in his heart. that people wouldn't want 10 ... the JDOVie unJess 80 looIt off her clothes. A lot. So John said nasty lbinp 10 lbe m... from lbe kingdom of MGM/ UA IlId went 10 lbe Cannon Group instead. The men from lbe Cannon Group said lbey would seJ:.d lbe movie all over lbe land. and lbey wouIdn't ask John 10 change anytbp. But, because many lbeaters woiJIdo'l show a movie thai's rated X, lbey would release it wilbout a rating. They put a warning on the movie that said nobody und er 17 could it. They should bave put anolb warning on lbe movie that said nobody over 17 sbouId ... it eilb er, That would have been good. Because John's and Bo's movie stinks. A lot. As you can probably tell from lbe preceding fairy tale. I dido't like BOLERO. ADd I'm going 10 tell you why. Allow me 10 begin by giv_ ing you a brief plot synopsis. 10 BOLERO, 80 Derek plays a virgin (bet you dido't know this llick was science fiction. did ya?) who graduates from college. To celebrate, 80 does what I'm sure all of us are going 10 do when we graduau.. She runs around the college grounds taking off all ber clotbes. Thea she. ber friend Catalina IlId her cllauffeur. Cotton, go 10 Morocco. where 80's character (I nev ... did catch lbe name) wants 10 lose her virBinity with a I'eIl1 sheik. You .... she loves Rudolph ValeDtino . movies, ao naturally she bas the hots fc!r sheiks. Anyway. she meets thia sheik, who lal:es ber off 10 his tent, pours milk IlId boDey all over her body IlId licks it off. Due 10 circumstances beyond b... control, she doesn·t lose her virBinity. 10. of course. it's off 10 Spain. 10 Spain she faUa iJl love wilb a buJJfillhter who isn't popuIar because be doesn't like 10 kill bulls. Instead. be sticks the swonIs into a pad strapped 10 lbe buD's back thus pleasing the HIIDlIDe SocietY 10 no end. 80 and the buJlfipter 11IItT5 R16rIf· 7 HoU DID 'rbLl KtvlIw. have some really good sex. Then lbe hullfigbter gets gored by a hull and becomes impotent. Meanwhile. lbe sheik (remember him?) tries to kidnap 80 and fly h... back to his country. 80 wants none of this; so, expert skydiv... lblit she is, she bails out. When she gets back to the love of h... life, she decides to try a radical cure for his impotence. She ball him teach h... 10 become a hullfighter. This, of course, works. and Bo and her guy have some more great sex and lbey get married. Okay. so the synopsis wasn't all that short. I bave a couple of good reasons why Ilold you the entire plot. First, I wanted you to know just bow dumh lbe plot is, and second, now that you know how the movie turns out. you woo't spend $3.75 out of curiosity. Now. I know that lbere are some of you out there who might go to see it just to see if it·s as bot as the ads make it out 10 be. Don't bolb.... This movie is about as «;rotic as eJectro.sJiock therapy and aJmost as fun. The dialogue in BOLERO is among lbe worst Ibave ever beard I'd quou, some, butI'm afraid thai I'd make you sick. The acting is as abysma) as the script. Do delivers all her lines wilb a kind of wideeyed look that, Iguess, is SlIpposed 10 convey. h... innocence. but only succeeds 10 making her loot hraindamanged. George Kennedy. as Cotton. the cllauffeur. Iooks totany embarrassed. All of.lbe supporting, by John Kovalic BO DEREK n.A~ ~AnAd1!en/ure in Ecstas» cast speak in accents so thick thai this is the first English language movie I've ever seen that n'" subtiUes. In conclusion: BOLERO is an inept, boring. tacky. tasteless, unerotic, .silly and incredibly stnpid film. Iwould call it a dog or a tur· key. but I don·t want 10 lal:e !be chance of offending our friends in lbe animal kingdom. Let me put it this way: H you set this movie out on a hot day. even the flies wouldo't louch it. Conference A one-day conference OD "Grado· ate Education for Minority Students" will be held on Oct. 12 at the University of I\Iinois Chicago Campus, sponsored by the Committee for Institutional Cooperation. The annual event is open 10 stlIdents, faculty and staff, IlId .wiI\ feature Dr. Samuel lletances, pr0- fessor of Sociology at Northwestern University and cohost of WMAQ's "Inside Out," as lbe keynote spook- .... Dr. Betances, an ezperl on IllCO and ethnic reJatiOllS. is a co-founder of the Latino Institute of Chicago. In addition to lbe conference. there will be a workshop on lbe Graduate Record Examination, which is open to bolb counseJors and students. For furth ... inf0rmation. call the Committee lor Institutional Coo~tjon.at (312) 88&f63O. 13 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Unusual Sport Australian rules football One of the most popular sports in the world is also one you may never bave heard of, unless you have cahle T.V. Even then, you either bave to stay up late or get up early to see it. This unusual sport is characterized by a hunch of guys in shorts and muscle-type shirts runniug around trying to get hold of an oblong, blunt-ended ball. When they finally 'do get a grtp on the ball, they inunediately punch it or kick it away. This game is Australian Rules Football. 'Footy,' as it is known to the people "down under," contains elements of rugby and. soccer to create a totally unique sport. It is only one of four divisions of football in Australia. There are two divisions of rugby and one of soeeer; hut footy is by far the most exciting and the most followed. Supporters of these tearns often seem fanatical in their following. Crowds at these games commonly exceed big part. Paulson added, "Being 60,000. mentally tough is one of the biggest Australian Rules is not new; the parts of the game." Paulson be- game originated in 1858. It was , lieves that physically his team will used as a way for soccer players to always be in the game, but the keep active in the winter. It is playmental preparation must come cd primarily in the southern Ausfrom within each player. "As far as tralian states of Victoria, South intenectually playing the game, that Australia, West Australia and Tascan be trained. Emotionally, which - mania. ' , is most important,has to come " :~ within. That can't be train- WOmen'S Cross Country Besides training bard and entering the season, pumy tournaments tbrcJuCbout the volleyball team has Freshmen dominate team organized what Paulson calls "media night." Media night, which occured last saturoay. (Sept. 8) in the Porbide gym, consists of food. fun and volleyball. Paulson set up a volleyball match between the Kenosha media and the Racine media. When the games between the two teams were finished, the members went upstairs to the conference room where they enjoyed refreshments as they watched the women's volleyball team play Parkside alumni. Paulson organized "media night" mainly to have some fun, but also becatise he wanted to introduce the media to good women's volleyball. "It's nice to know them." be says. "And if the Parkside team needs an article: the media is happy to do it... Although the women's volleyball team may be a liWe shorter than previous teams, the hustle and defense of this team will surely pro- 'vide a cballenge to all opponents. The women's volleyball team who won all three matches against carthage last Thursday, Sept. 6. The results were: IS-3, 11>-4and IS13. Women's Rang~;PhoiOby Dave MCEvoy Alumni Volleyball Touruamenl Volleyball Team looks good; brings home' wins by Kimberlle Kronich The Parkside women's volleyball team is off to a good start, baving beaten their first opponent, carthage College, last Thursday. TbIrd year coach Terry Paulson seems to bave a good idea of his team's streogtbs and weaknesses. The tenmember team consists of: Kim Tesber, senior; Fran Busalacchi, LorIe Herman, Janet Koenig and Kim VanDeraa, juni~rs; Amy Henderson, Karen Greene and Sberi LechDer, sophomore; and Laurie Jatusz and Sharon Abbott, Iresbmen. Paulson admits that the team bad some weaknesses from the start. For one, the team is only carr,ing ten players, whi~ makes it Io'gb at practice, especially when the team waDts to scrimmage one another.Secondly,the team is Dot a tall blockingteam, with the average beightabout 5'6". Teammember Janet Koenig admits, "This year we're a little bit weakerthan other years because we're shorter, hut we make up for It on our defense and our quickness," Paulson agreed that the strengthof the team is in its "opPOrtunity to be a good, fast team." . H the success of the women's volleyballteam lies in its defensive ability, Koenig certainly plays a maJOrole. Paulson stated, "Janet bustles.Kim Tesber is also doing' g"'"! tbings on the court, both de- ~ensivelyaod offensively. In addion, some of the players who sat out all uf last year are starting to ~, in aod play some good,volleySince volleyball is a game of momentum,mental altitude plays a Sports trivia quiz Hey,trivis fans -did last week's , qUestionthrow you for a loop? Here'sthis' week's question and last Week's answers: In the 1971Super Bowl, this man becaJIle~ .b~ 'in Bal\i!nOre wheq , be kicked the winDIng field i!oai in the Colt's 16-13 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. Yet, two years later, he was out of pro football. Who was this man? Last week's answ:er: Jlack:Wilson; 56 home' runs, 190RBI's: - ... by Robb Luehr by Carol KoneDdieil: Sports EdItor Accoring to Coach Mike DeWitt, this year's women's cross country team is young. The team, which has been practicing before school, is compbsed of six freshmen, one sopbomore and one junior. The members are: Carol Romano, junior; sarah Hiell, sophomore; and Michelle Marter, Julie McReynolds. Jill Fobair, Colleen Wisner, Julie Wuarow and Cathy Polacheck, freshmen. . The young team, however, looks pretty good, according to DeWitt. He feels the team has the poteotial to fit right behind the top tearns - UW-LaCrosse, UW-Milwaukee and Marquette. He's hoping the team finishes in the top 15 out of about The playing field is about the size of a soccer field, with slight variations betweeo stadiums. The dimensions are 165to 215 yards loog, 130to 165yards wide. The game is played in four sominute quarters, or 'turns,' with a haHtime in betweeo the second and third quarters. There are 32 players on the field at all times with substitutes available. The object of the game is to get the ball through goal posts at the end of the field. There are four posts: two tall ones in the middle with a short one on each side. A ball kicked or punched through the tall posts is a goal worth siz points and a ball that. goes betweeo a tall and a short post is a 'behind,: worth one point. The team with the highest point total at the end of two hours of play is the winner. There is an eztremely high potential for inflated scores. The record is 287 points. The game begins with the center bounce, much like the jump ball in basketball. The ball is tipped to a teammate, who inunediately starts down the field. The ball is advanced by kicking, punching or running with it. Tackllog is allowed, but only by grabbing the opponent between the shoulders and knees. H a ball is loose on the field, a mad scramble often results. The roughness of the game seems un26 teams. The team ran a scrimmage meet at Stevens PoiDt. The meet was close, with Parkside losiog by one point. The score was 27-28. The women will begin the season this saturday at Michigan. They will compete against Hillsdale College (Michigan) and MaloDeCollege (Canton, Ohio). "H we just go out and hold our own, we should do very good," said DeWitt. Thougb the team looks promising, DeWitt is also impressed with the team's spirit. "The team is the best and easiest to coach because the altitudes are good about workouts. H they run with that altitude all year, we whould reach our goal. H we don't, however, it still will be a successful season," concluded DeWill. TRY A VIDEO GAME in the REC CENTER OR UNION SQUARE We have a wide selection. featuring: * STAR WARS * TAPPER * CRYSTAL CASTLES * TRACK & FIELD * MS PACMAN * TUfENKHAM * MILLIPEDE * FAX , <; •* Ji1.llCK WIDOW controlled, but the referees keep a close watch on the game. Penalties can be called for excessive rough play, interference and tackling above the shoulders or below the Imees. Penalties range from yardage markoffs to free kicks. H a kicked ball is caught, that is a 'mark,' which entitles the catcher to bave an uoobstructed kick toward the goal. H he begins to run, be is fair game; but if he elects to kick the ball. no player can inter- [ere with him. Marks can be made up to 12 feet in the air. Despite the fact that this game is mown almost exclusively to Australians, it draws as many people in a year as pro football does in the U.S. Also consider that out of a population of ahout 13 million people, there are over 500,000registered fooly players. That's about four percent of the total populalion. For unequalled action and excitement, Dothing beals Australian Rules Foothall. PARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER .2 MAN TENTS .4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 1 pm-s pm Thur. 4 pm- 8 pm Fri. 1 pm-6 pm ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . CALL: 553.2408 . ,.... ' ~~.- - , 14 n.ndllJ, SepL 13, 1184 .. -- Vinegar great for skin "'ConI Kr ,.. s,.toA smooth comp\elloo is WIJOderful to have (for both IIlOIl and _> but bani to obQIn. 0DIy a lew pc.- aaturaIIJ dou *in, and I'm DOt .... of them. 1.. acImlrtnc a fri<Dd'. comp\elloo .... day and told her 1 wisbed my lace _ed so uublemisbed. In the Ioncth of a lecture me told me what me did to oblaiD her lair *in, and _ to tftp it. Her dermatoJocist pre5Cibed a daily "'IiJDe. First, wasil the lace .nth a llOl><leodonntJOaP, sucb as Ivory. Alter wahiIlC tbe lace, rime it well .nth warm to semi-bot water Alter riDsiDC the lace, fill ~ hatbroom sink .nth water as but as the lace .no tolerate. Be careful DOt to get itlDo bot, "'" could bum the face. '!beD add about a quarter to a ball of a cup of apple cider YiDepr to tbe water. With Ibis solution, rinse each side of the lace ten limes on each side, tbeu 20 limes on the entire lace. To be effective, do Ibis everyday, twice a day. In fact, the sikin mau appear worse for a couple of weeks, but acconIiDg to her doctor, it', the skin gettiDg rid of its impurities. In about a montb, the face sbouId begin to clear up. Wbeo it does, don't stop the "'IiJDe, but iJ>- stead continue. This sboukI become as habitual as brushing your teetb. I tried it for a couple of montbs (yes I'm guilty 01 quitting too soon), and lound that it was truly effective to combatting my skiD problems. Also, to pleasant surprise, it oost less tbao most skiD care produets. The apple cider vim>- gar eon be purchased at any groeery store, aIoog with the soap. I! you've given up all other metbods, try Ibis and perhaps nol overnight but in a month you'll bave a new compiesion. FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER Mixed Couple - Every Other Fri. - Begin Sept. 28 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 7 Weeks - $2.50/Person Mixed Couple - Sundays - Begin Sept. 30 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 8 Weeks - $2.50/Person Parent-Child - Sat. - Begin Oct. 6 - 10 a:m.-12 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 16 Weeks - $1.25/Person "League Fee Includes Trophies & End of Year Pizza Party SIGN UP FOR LEAGUES AT THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFORMATION Men & Women'. IoWIIIl9 Club &V-.ltyT ..... IIMtlII9 • .• PX~~I~~~i~~~N: f > --.\... '.,' .... BIG 6 CONFERENCE '0/0 I •. " ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME '* t ..."MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE .. I "ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE ~ ., "UNIONS -INTERNATIONAL ) . 'L": . ( .~\i REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS ,..... ~.~ Ij " AREA INVITATIONAL . ""-' TOURNAMENTS '1--...... Fri., Sept. 14, 1 p.m. Aec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REOUIRED FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 Fomen's Tennis Team forced by Robb Luebr Partwde's· wamen's tennis ~ is now doWDto five members, WIth the Joss of Carol swenson and June H~~ 6 the Rangers bad a . dual meet ;.g.inst the College of S~. Francis at parkside. St. Fran."," won every match to blank parkside &-0 Included were two forfeits bea';'" of the sbortage 01 players ·for Parbide. The oo1y match to ~o three _ was a doubles match mvolYingAnn Althaus and Kim Krani~ Sept. 8, the Rangers toot a sbort bop over to eartbage .CoDege for a quadraDgu1armeet WI!\,Carthage, Rosary and Coneordia Co1- to forfeit leges. There was no ollieial linaI score for the meet beeause the d0ubles matches were aD.raioed but best estimates put p"':; fourth. Four Parkside players woo 00le match each. Jaclde Rillmer belt Rosary 7-5, 6-4; Ann Althaus belt Rosary 6-4, 6-0; Kim Kraoieh belt Coooordia 6-4, 6-2; and Linda Ma.- ters beat Rosary 6-2, 6-0. Ontt again, there was a forfeit due 10 a Iael< of team members. The next meet lor ParbieIe is Tuesday, Sept. 11 agaiDst UW-Milwaukee. On Saturday, Sept. l5,lbe Rangers .no travel to Osbkosb to participate to a doubles tournament. Results will be published next week. Men's Golf Stephens predicts great season by Robb Luebr This laD, the Parkside golf team looks strong and experienced. Six members of last year's team returned, with Oo1yJobo Sclmelder and Bob SobOllost to graduation. "I'm looking lorward to a good year," said Coach Steve Stephells. "We have some good golfers returning, and we have some good young golferS, wbo so far haven't been tested." Rick Elsen, Stephens' top g<l1fer from last faD, earne back to lead the Parkside team. Also returning are senior Mike Ritaea; Scotf Sehellfeffer, . Ken Maegard, Bill Aiello and Don Messersmith. Maegan! is perhaps the most improved golfer this year, baYing the lowest orore (75) at the team's qualifying tournament last week. A starting player of note is freshWed, Sept, 12 man Kyle Corrigal. He was the number one golfer lor Kenosha Tremper last year anti is deserlbed by Stephens as a "confident play. er." Other new members include Jim Zuzinee and Tim Sobol. Despite the fact that he has siJ: veterans this year, Stephens said. "We're counting on our young players." The Ranger's schedule Ibis fall is similar to last year's to the respect that all the matches but one are large tournaments (eigbt to 16 teams). The single exception is a dual meet with Marquette, which is an annual riva1ly. LaSt year, Stephen's team bad one first place and two seoond place lioisbes, and was in the top ball nearly aD the lim •. With most of his players relutning, and some good beginners, Stephens is oonfident that his team will have a great golf season. at Whitewater Triangular (UW-Qshkosh, UW·Whltewater) 7: 15 & 8:30 Fri,-Sat, -Sept. 14-15 Tues,-Sept. 18 Thurs,-Sept, 20 Fri.oSat ... Sept. 21-22 Thurs,-Sept. 27 Fri.-Sal,_. Sept. 28-21 Wed.-Ilct.3 Fri,-Sat.· Ocl. 5-6 at UW-Milwaukee 5 p.m. & 9 a.m, Home vs. Marquette University 7 p.m. Home vs. Elmhurst College 7' p.m. at UW-LaCrosse Tournament at UW-Milwaukee at Ferris State College Tournament at UW-Madison Home-Ranger Invitational UW-Parkside, Elmhurst, NE Illinois, Ferris State III. Benedictine ' 4 p.m. & 9 a.m. Home-vs. National College ' of Education 7 p.m. at St. Ambrose Tournament Home-Triangular . Lewls vs Parkside UW-Milwaukee vs. Lewis UW·MlIwaukee vs. Park.ide at University of III,-ehicago at U. ,of Minn.-Duluth Tourney. " . Tues.-Ilcl, 9 Fri.-Sal._ Ocl. 12-13 Wed.-Ilct, 17 Tues,-Ilct. 23 Fri.-Sat.- Ocl, 28-27 4 p.m., 9:30 a.m. 7 p.m. 6 p.m. & 9 a.m. 7:30 p.m. TBA 5:341 8:38 7:38 7:38 TBA '. , ,,;, " " ' 15 lrhursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Last year's soeeer team 'kick II oul' iD previous ma~' Soccer team conquered Soceer team scrimmages to prepsre for, grueUug season. Intramurals the Union Building. Teams are required 10 provide a referee who will be assigned to a game other than their own. There is no entry fee. Entries must be turned in by 4:30 p.m. on Sept. 18 at the Phy Ed offices on the second floor. Entry forms DI!ly be obtained from the Phy Ed build: ing. by Carol KorleDdick Sports, Editor The soccer team lost their first game to Northern Dlinois last Wednesday. SepL5, The Iinal score was 2-1. Parkside was winning 1~ in the first baH, but at the 65th minute of the game, Northern Dlinois scored their first,point. One minute and 7 seconds later, Dlinois scored again, making their Iinal score of two, Coach Rick Kilps felt the team 'played very well. "The team improved since the beginning of the Flag football The fall intramural flag football league is beginning' After a successful year in 1983, teams are looking forward to the 1984 season. Plan now to enter. ' A team is composed' of six individuals. Games will be scheduled for 3: 30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays beginning Sept. 20, on the field adjacent to Exercise over medicine by Carol Kortendick patients with '1nIId' high blood Sports Editor pressure should be on a regimen that emphasizes a weight reducing By now, most people realize the diet (if overweight), restricted salt importance of incorporating eser- intake and exercise rather than . cise into their' lives. According to medication," as stated in the Aurecent studies, however, exercise gust issue of Glamour magazine: may be a form of medication for in- According to Glamour, over thirdivlduals with high blood pressure, ty-five million Americans suffer Usually, high blood pressure pa- from high blood pressure, Of this tients are treated with antihyper- number, about 70 per cent fall into tensive drugs, such as diuretics, hut the 'mild cases.' Those who do not , now some doctors are prescribing respond to a non-drug treatment, exercise. however. are advised to return to a "According to 'new guildelines drug treatment. Before embarking from the Joint National C.ommittee on any form of exercise program, on Detection, Evaluation and however, consult your physician Treatment of ~ Blood Pressure, first. Investment course The, prosect of bankruptcy and -Raymond Burezyk, Attoney, foreclosure can be a ,devasta!ing Trustee for Chapter 13 AlloealioDs. and frightening experience. In' to- "Chapter 13: An Alternative to, day's dilflcult economy, more and Bankruptcy." more people are confronted with fi- -PaUlcla Ruffolo, Budgel Coon· .::;+~+~nancial problems, But bankruptcy selor, FamIly Services of RaeiDe. and foreclosure can be preveuted. "Budgeting Basics " Join legal and financial experts , . " , ' , in exploring the prevention of bank- Heservations for this program ruptcy and foreclosure on Wednes- are requested and can be madehy day, Sept. 19 at the Golden Rondel- calling the Rondell.e at 631-21~ Ie Theater. The program begins at 7' Monday through Friday. There IS p.m.' " no admission charge. The Golden Featured speakers for the pro- Hondelle Theater is located on the PEW gram are: ~rner .of 14th and Franklin Streets -KIm Buras, ProgrIIIIl ~r, mHaeme. T 0 Westside Home Buyer's CliDIe,MIl- This program is a cooperative ef· ,L 0 ,R "waukee "Deta";nD ForeclosUre Ac-< fOrts.with, Family,SeMee of>l\aeiIle • 'N '0 'don:"- ...... '. ,-;-<>, " •••• ~ •• , and Project F.A,C.E. Puzzler answers from PageTz season. Dlinois had eight of last year's eleven starting players; we only had three:' said Kilps, Parkside's only point was made in the first baH hy Wayne Aderna, with an assist hy Scott Gerhartz. In the second half, the team started to slip. Andy Buchanan, a returning player, sprained his ankle in a tackle. The second baH also revealed nlinois' conditioning advantage. Kilps explained, "11Iinois began practicing about len days before us, and at the 65th minute the condi· tioning showed." Last Saturday, the soccer team played against Parkside's alumni. The team lost again, with a 4-2 score. "The game started in a downpour and ended in one. No one really wanted to be out there:' Kilps said. The soccer tearns' next games will be Tuesday, Sept. 11 and Wednesday, Sept. 19. Tuesday's game will be held in Deerfield at 3:30 p.m, Parkside will host Wednesday's game, starting at 4 p.m, NORTH SHORE SNJINGS and the smart Student LOANS Get your s ut dent loan application at the college . d . . t atl'on office or from North Shore Savings, amllllsr . 1601 Washington Avenue, Racme, or telephone 552-7124. O u have the form, it's easy to get your financing. nce yo f h ffi I I" S· I complete your portion 0 teo icia app rcation irnpry . . Th h I and submit it to your school administrator, e sc 00. in turn, will notify you of it's approval and return the appplication to you. Next, bring in or mail the application to the Uptown Office of North-Shore Savings. We take it from there and coordinate the details with Madison '; You'll be notified when your check is ready. That's it! Fast efficient service on a complicated matter. No one does it better! . II e and zraduat tuden are invited 10 n to fllWl th r ed lion. Let'. romilkr SOf1U' SlUMm Loon facts: -'" have an open door lending policy .•. money ,~ble 10 all dipble tudent . -If .~ J ,there IS no need for co- igners, -You have 10 2.500 a year ••. even mon for cradua<e students! lO\\,GOn:R ML ;r-APPRO\'D) Iy, there isn't a better deal anywhere. -TIle r te start riih IS the rate you ta) with, lhe tune to lock Into th auraeuve rate! n'l an until 6 month> .fter zraduation. WHEN YOU'RE· READY FOR A STUDENT WAN, MOVE FAST. THE SOONER YOU ACT THE SOONER YOUR LOAN WILL BE APPROVED. NORTH SHORE SAVINGS IS EXPECTING YOU. DoI1't mcdriculate without one \ h,on n ,I I oan 1h.-('.Hll1h:nl '1>(11 \\ ,I11111ion \"'I\II~ K.I 111". \\ I 51-ll}1 • R.h,:illl.' Pholll.' o.n-I.2J7 • }\l.'Iw"ha Phulle 55Z-7124 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Guskin discusses campus' mission Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document WiAter Caniival llhoto special lt411es 8 aM 9 Victory for Women' P.e" ~ University of Wisconsin.Parkside • Padlockelected PU AB chair IiIlUIis Padlock, Student-at-large IlpIlS!IIIativeand Union Supervi- II.... electedchair of the Parksi- * UDiOII AdvisoryBoard (PUAB) lot Friday. Prior to the electiou Joi Kemper, Student Organiza- l!O Council (SOC)representative, .. acting chair for the meeting. The board discussed heer selec- .. at events, hartender tipping lid ~e possibility of starting an Tm Driving" club on campus. Kei~ Harmann, Parkside Activi- IWl Board (PAB) representative, J""IIled the group with a resolu- .. prop<JIa1 slating that alcoholic beol!ages III be served at events, IIIliI as dances, should- be chosen ,1IIe IJIOIlIDI'ing group or fndivtd- Committee looks to restructure UC ual(s) who reserve and pay the fa- cility use fee. The proposal also states that beverages for large events, such as the END, should be chosen by the sponsoring group in conjunction with the Union Direc- tor. In the past, the Union has follow- ed an unwritten policy of saying the top selling brand at large events such as the END. At the closed events, such as a private party, more than one is served and the group may request the brand to be served. At open events, such as PAB sponsored dances, the Union serves all the brands that are usu- ally on tap, except super premium. Harmann feels this proposal would aid PAB in securing a beer distributor for sponsorship for the END. Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said he feels that beer selection is a management decision. "We want the right to sell lbe product that will sell the best," said Niebuhr. Niebuhr explained that this proce- dure has been followed in the past in order to serve the greatest num- her of students, while keeping poli- tics out of the selection process. Bruce Preston, Student-at-large- representative, said he feels that adopting Hannann's recommenda- tion. PUAB would be "protecting the rights of the sponsoring group." CoDlinued o. Poco • Guskin discusses campus' mission will continue to meet to find melbods of implementing the rec- ommendations. On Feb. 28, UC will be makmg an attempt to Raise Awareness on Issues for Students and Education (RAISE). RAISE is a project Dllbe United Slates Student AssociatIOn (USSA1, a group which Paro,de has recently joined RAISE WIll seek to motivate stu- dents to lead a campus coabuon fighting for the maintenance of educational access and quality RAISE also intends to reach out to faculty, administr.lton, aod corn- munity members for their support. The Civil Rights RestoratJon Act of 1985 was also addressed by UC. The act will attempt to restore Civil rights coverage insured by TItle IX. Title VI, Section 504 and the Age Discrimination Act. TItle IX pro- hibits Sf][ discriminatJon III educa- tion Title VI prohibits ducrimatJon on the basis of race, color or nat· tiona! origin. section 504 bans dis· crimation on the basis of dlsabolity and the Age J)iscrimiDatJon Act prohibits discrimiaabon on the hasis of age. Early in 1984 the SupmDe Court ruled that only those acth,Ues re- ceiving direct feden! usis\aIlCe must COlIlply witllTIlIe IX. The de- cision narrowed the """erase of ... isting civil rights laws. The cumnt Restoration Act wou1d brinC bacIr. the original intent of tile civil Ji&bts laws. making enlft iJlstilU~ re- sponsible for elimiDlting - nalion, not just _ procrams or activities. ~.... . PSGA will meet this .. _y III CA 129 to - ~, ..... many other knportaal topies. AU lntere- ted partieS are encoanced ..... fti. corned· we've started to find ouselves in and go back to the loose structure DC once was. We must not get too caught up in the bureaucratic ropes lhat organizations can get caught up in." The committee also recom- mended that experience and skill building, as well as servic~ to stu- dents, be better developed In ~erms of lobbying and educating students about pertainent issues. . "For Parkside the steps UC IS going through will be positive. We will be directly involved on the restructuring, and that mea~s o~r concerns will be heard. Slay,ng on UC at this point would only be to our advantage because this is really a way that we can move our 0,,:," student development forward 10 terms of understanding issues ~ore clearly and knowing what op~ons are out there for this campus. .t The proposals from the commt i tee were accepted by lbe gen~::. assembly and the revIew commt by Pal Hensiak Compos News Editor The Parkside Student Govern- IIIeIIt Associationmet with other Illtems schools last weekend to discuss the restructuring of 'United Council roC), the R-A-I-S-E Cam- JIIliD and the Civil Rights Restora- lion Act 011985. The ad-hoc committee on I!S1ruct1Iring presented a package ~~reeommendaUonsto restructure "" ,body of UC to the organiza- lim s general assembly on Friday, ~. IS. The committee met earlier }'ear to review its previous re- <onI 01 philosophies, purposes and lOab and isolated four general ~leInents _ofphilosophy for use in ..... deliberations. TheCOIIlJllitteeis interested in lee,"! the development of UC :e from that of a heirarchy to .....,~f a grassroots assembly. Terry ~...... PSGA President said, "We IIope III reverse from the heirarchy '" Pal He eamp;.. E4ll« AI • receul Faculty mg. Chancellor Alan F. G presented hIS anah of Partslde has hoeD. and men! 01 .mere It -.Is Gu kin de eribed Pu'" 'd s throe phase< of cIt\-dopmoIl_-COO1llpW1bo IDI)OC tIIrfctiom and -, ments of ..,. induded tile development of lhe major aa· denu< ~ in libml aN and soeeces nd I1lIted prot areas .. well tile t of an aceIIoflt widelcradDate U· hrar) and the IunaC of • • quality r~ullr We'\e do aU those tlunp. The pb)1I<allacW .... pIanlled and COItSlnIcted ..... that endod pbatt ..,. " The IDI)OC cIIr.- of pbaoe two included • "cIe:ar articuIallOn of lIIl1\..... ty ~ ..... q\ga. de- ,elopment of I COIIIpreItftlsiTe amy of ....... acaclensi< procraIlII mp<*I\-e to .... - - ond aD .. -oIutiDa .- IIbenI arts coUece .. pabIit .. ,alit, model" GustIn espiIined lhIl be .... Part:sade as an i.Dstit.1IbOO • hIeDcIs quaIibeS of tile pohIlc: ... venIly ..... tile IibmI aN coUece 11>11 10<_ tile mteentiDa of proteaioaal ..... IIbenI arts pr0- grams. I commitmeDl to _ lit- \'t!1e students m a mp<*I\~. e.. me eavIroaIDml. aD a • t..... . IacuIty .-dI .. IlIPP"rt DI bDt1I tuUWDlty oa\ftOlCII .... hiP qui- It}' bdtI uttiaB IDd • wi ! M'-r Housing ideas sou~ht ing to The architect who has been hired in gettIng student ~~~tu. !ide atudy the housing needs of Park· the destgn of f"to" offer imput are da Will be on campus on Wednes' dents who WlS t ·tII the architect. . y, Feb. 27 outside of the Cafete. urged to mee W1 na frorn \1-2 p.m. He is interested Candidate open f~~~peti_ ~ Ranger is sponsoring a Can· . To date, ~ three presidential F Open Forum on Monday, tion papen d two vice presideJl" ~~ It I p.m. in Main Place. candi~~ f: Presidential candi· 1If tes running for tile offices tJal ope u i Ramsdell, BiD serpe ""1 Sl.udent government president dates are ~ !cOmb v;ee.presiden· . Vice Pl'es\dent will discuss their and Greg 0 are'ErJse5liDe WIe- ~!' student Issut!S and answer tiaI candi:~ Vanderloop. , ..... ,.. from the audience. singer an • r < 2 Thursda; Feb .. 21, 198~ \ Letters to the Editor \ Carnival a success Campus the meaning of SPIRIT. I would like to compliment the enti- re membership of the Geology Club for competing in all the scheduled events (in spite of their missing a few classes along the way). In par- ticular, I would like to acknowledge the efforts of the Geology Club Ex- ecutive Committee - Greg Kitson, Dave Framstead, Tom Siewert, Cindy Lange, and Jack Kemper, and our lead 'singer' Sean Cranley. Without their efforts, ideas, and sacrifices, Winter Carnival would not have been the same. To the Winter Carnival Committee, RANGER, PAC, PAB, and all the other clubs that competed in SNOWBUSTERS, thank you for a SP!RlTED and successful Winter CarnivaL To the Editor: f would like to compliment the Winter Carnival Committee on a very successful SNOWBUSTING event. In the four years that I've been privileged to observe and par- ticipate in Winter Carnival, I've never seen more spirit shown by in- dividual clubs and the campus as a whole. The competition was fierce yet friendly, and the competition for the 'best' club and the SPIRIT AWARD went down to the last few minutes of a very successful BEACH PARTY. My heartiest CONGRATULA- TIONS to the GEOLOGY CLUB for their FIRST PLACE finish. As the Geology Club's advisor, f am pleas- ed to see their victory in the over- aU point standings. What is more important, however, is that the Geology Club, although small in numbers, showed the Parkside There ought to be a law WE MiSCOUNTED ENEMY STRE1'IG''tt, \ GUESS. Peter A. Nielsen Geology Club Advisor but ... me, other club members and most of them would not have voted for him in the first place. Is there not some kind of campus bylaws that says the president has to be elected by the club or is this common practice to have the club president pick him- self. To the Editor: Last year I was a member of the UW-Parkside Bowling Club. We had an election of officers, but this year at the first meeting the cur- rent president introduced himself as the Bowling Club President. There was no election of any kind. Right then I was turned off, be- cause we had no choice in the mat- ter. I have talked to most of the Yes there are many critics oul there who have never seen "Intol· erance," "Citizen Kane," "City \ Lights," "Grand Illusion," "The Seventh S.al," or many olher\ cinema classics, thus limiting their range for comparison (e.g. being able to only compare "Smokey and the Bandit II" to "Smokey and llie Bandit"), and thus many main· stream films that are forgolten in five years open to critical acclaim Some examples: Roger Ebert gave "Grease" four stars, his hi~· est rating. Sounds sillynow.does'l . it? The Marx Brothers' "Duck Soup" received poor reviewsin its time, but is now considered a clas- sic political satire. It's really hard to predictthesta· tus of a film's worih downIherood a few years without comparingilto similar products and boW weU THEY did over a period of lime. And yet if the film doeshold~, another later film could come along a~d be so much bellerthalil renders the first film insigruficanl It gets pretty crazy after a while All in all, my reviewsof films on campus or in the theatres are meant as an example, based on my knowledge, Irom on' studentto an other. There's nothing wrong Illlli checking them out 'to comp~e00 your own ideas of the film OT.l~ style of fi\mll1aking, but I ce~ don't expect them to be cons gospel. I hope this clears~p'" questions. Thanks for "kin!. by Jlm Neibaur Feature Editor Comedy is a good example be- cause virtually nothing, other than Woody Allen's films, has come along in this genre since the forties that even smacks of innovation. Every jest, trick or comic personal- ity is a throwback to some style al- ready performed better by a past comic. Richard Pryor is a funny man, but in no way compares to Charles Chaplin as far as innovation in the field is concerned. Leon Errol was a funny man too, but now, thirty odd years afler his death, nobody but those who were around when he was active remem- ber him. His popularity matched Pryor's in his time, but he added nothing to the genre of screen corn- edy other than the fact that he was lunny. Well actually somebody did ask me. In fact a lot of people have been asking me how I go about rat- ing films when doing movie reviews in The Ranger. Allow me to ex- plain, please. First of all, a film review, no matter how informed the critic may be, is still just somebody's opinion. In order to give impressions or opinions on any subject the critic must have an understanding of the subject being analyzed. As far as I'm concerned, I have seen virtually every major film made before 1970 and a good portion of the minor works as well. After 1970 I have seen roughly seventy percent of the major releases. When reviewing a film, I will look at how well it is scripted, di- rected, acted, its production values, whether it seems to be the type of picture that will live on or date badly, and how it fits in comparison to other films of its genre. This is the important element, the element of comparison. Some- body who calls "Dirty Harry" a good detective drama may not have seen "Angels With Dirty Faces," "Double Indemnity," or "G-Men." How does a film like "Grease" look? To third graders it might look wonderful, but when compared to every musical ever made, if "Sin- gin' in the Rain" is a four or five star product, "Grease" emerges as Ex-Bowling Club Member Ed J Walek III Sno' joking matter there I sat, not a house in sight, in the middle of the road with my car buried in a snow bank because I needed to get to class. To make a long story short, I did not make it to my classes and ended up paying $50 to get my car home. It is ridiculous for the admin- istration to make students take their lives in their hands to make class because school is open. I don't know il the Chancellor is able to walk. to school, but I am not. Like many others, I live more than five miles from school and I have to drive because I do not live near a bus route. It is unfair to us who live out in the county to deny us the chance to come to class because the roads are impassible. I am sure that a lot of the city students did not make it to school either. When the roads are as bad as they were last Tuesday, even Parkside should have been closed. To me it shows an unfeeling administration who believes that education comes be- fore the student's lives. Barbara ADn Johnson To the Editor: It is hard to believe that Chancel- lor Guskin could do this to us. On Tuesday of last week I got up as usual to come to school. I listened to the weather report to check on school closings because of the snowing and drifting. When I heard that all the area schools were clos- ed except for the Kenosha Unified and Parkside I decided that I would try to get to classes as usual. I re- ceived a phone call very early in- forming me that one of my classes had been canceUed, but that did not deter me. I felt that if I waited until 9 a.m. the roads would be plowed and I would have no prob- lem getting to my other classes. What a joke. Just because Parkside is open doesn't mean the roads are open. f started out for school and I was lucky - I got three miles from my house before I got stuck. in a mon- ster of a snow drift. I found out later that many others were not SO lucky, they only made it a block or two before getting stuck! Well, A critic's purpose is' to give im- pressions 'and opinions based on his or her knowledge of the subject. When I review movies I base it on studies conducted as a hobby since childhood which include several ar- . ticles I have written for cinema oriented periodicals and a book on the evolution of screen comedy "The Complete Guide to Movie Co: medians" which I wrote for McFar· land publishers. 110ve movies, but those of us who are really into them heavy are a lot less tolerant 01 : mainstream filmmaking that just . doesn't compare well to the realm of motion pictures. Ra"f/ef;S w.ntten. and edited by students at UW-Psrkside and they'" so~ly: sponslble for Its editorial policy and content. Published every ThufSd6Y dlJflflg actH/Bmlc year eJ«:epr during brub and holidays. _ Ranger Is printed by the Racine JoumsI Times. rJ .AII CDmlSpondtmce should be addressed to' p"'*side Ranger. ~53- WlSCons/n-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. WI 53141. Te/tIphone (",,4) 5 2295 or (414) 553-2287. • I Letters to thfl editor will be BCcflpted if typewritten. double-spaced (In st~ s ze paper. 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Partici~ti?n ~n.Unit~ Council is plished, by student involvement in unportant Ifmdlvlduals m Madison policy making. are to understand the needs of stu- The admissions policy is anoth dents at Parkside, agreed the five subject that Holcomb said that ~~ candidatesrunning March 6-7 in the was interested in. "Your input is Parkside Student Government As- important," he said. "Young peopsoca! lon.Preslde~hal and Vice- le have done a lot for this country." Presidential elections during an Pat "Red" Ramsdell is a 22 year open forum on Monday sponsored old Political Science major who has by the ~nger. been in the Senate since 1982. He Q~esbOD. oSn various issues in- has been a member of the legislaeluding ~Dlted Council, compe- tive and judicial branches, and tency testing, and apathy and ab- thinks that now he is ready to serve senteeism in the Senate were posed in the executive branch. He also to the live candidates during the thinks that United Council is imporbour- anct-a-balfdebate. . tant. Greg. Holcomb, a junior, said "In unification there is power," that he IS running for President be- he said. "If we were to withdraw cause he wants to get the opinions' our input would be lacking." The of the students of Parkside across only drawback that exists, he said, to the legislators. "If some of the was the money it costs. "It's only new laws regarding financial aid 50 cents, but money is money." are passed, there will will be no Ramsdell said that one way to means for a lot of students to begin make sure that the students had or continue school," he said. input into their school was to sit in Holcomb is in favor of Parkside's one of the 40 committee positions. involvements in United Council be- The competency exams are fair, cause of the network that it pro- Ramsdell said, because they let a "des. He cited the change in the student take a test alter he has collegiate skills requirement that been in school instead of before he allowsa student to be exempt from is enrolled. the test if he passes Math 112 as an The arrival of on-campus housing example of what can be accorn- and absenteeism in the Senate were •ISSUeS two other issues that Ramsdell felt were important. "The guidelines for handeling absenteeism exists in the constitution and I would use them as President," he said. It is time for the voices of the students at Parkside to be heard up in the ivory tower, according to Bill Serpe, the third presidential candidate. "In the '60s this campus was built at the height of student radicalism and the administration was placed up there for protection," he said, "but now in 1985 they are still up there." Serpe, an English major, agreed with his competitors that membership in United Council is important. "United Council is very important," he said, "because the legislators in Madison tend to ignore Parkside and Green Bay and concentrate on Madison and Milwauk.- ee." The issue of women's harassment is also an issue that Serpe thinks is important. "The current PSGA administration has done a great job, but we need 10 reach beyond our doors and reach out to the other students," he said. Ernestine Weisinger said that she ContiDued on Pare 13 Senate race -13 vie for 9 seats .There are 13 students running for rune Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) Senate seats up for election this spring. The fonnal candidates for Senate a~e Richard Borkowski, Sue Brud- ~Ig,Sheri Carrothers, Jeffery Cess- Ity, Juana Cortez, Jacqueline Cotton, William DeZoma, Richard Greuter, Jan Kratochvil, Daniet Nicholson, Adrian Serrano, Jackie Sutherlin and Sue Walborn. Several of the candidates - BorkOWSki, DeZoma, Kratochvil, Sutherlin and Walborn - eomrnented on why they are running for Senate. . "I feel I am qualified for a position on the Senate because I'm interested in both campus and current events," said Borkowski, a sophomore majoring in sociology and criminal justice. He is interested in two issues before the Senate . student apathy and the transportatton controversy. .DeZoma, a junior english major s~d, "I am concerned particularly With the issue of student apathy." Asophomore majoring in nursing ~d psyc~ology, Kratochvil feels at his .pre,vious expe.rience wi,th the Senate will be beneficial. "I plan to get students involved," said Kratochvil. He plans to address the issues of campus housing, Stop 21, educational budget cuts and the Student Regent Bill. Sutherlin, a sophomore economics major, is interested in two particular issues - student housing and women's affairs. "Now that oncampus housing is being developed, students need a voice in the planning and development of them," , said Sutherlin. She plans to represent the students on that issue. In addition, Sutherlin feels that women on campus have needs specific to them. She plans to address those issues by organizing a women's affairs committee. Walborn, a freshman majoring in business administration, is also interested in women's affairs. She plans to address several issu~s unique to women's needs. These ISsues include child care, women's safety and sexual harrassment on campus, comparable worth issu~s, women of color and leadership among women. . "I plan to broaden the commumcation lines among. the. Senators and raise the awareness of women's abilities and problems on this campus," said Walborn. One person is running for the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) Student-at-Iarge seat. Mike Farrell, a junior majoring in Personnel Administration, would like to become a member of PUAB because he wants to "make the Union run as efficiently as possible." Farrell said, "I am a bartender in the Union and f feel that I can keep close contact with students as well as get their input on PUAB issues." Elizabeth J. Perry, a senior in Communication and Finance, is running unopposed for the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC). Perry has been vice-president of Pi Sigma Epsilon for two years and is a representative on the Budget and Review Committee for the Student Organizations Council. Perry said her interest in SUF AC is to "learn the criteria for allocating funds to campus organizations and apply funding whereby more students will be served by their contributions to SUF AC." Vol. 13, No. 21 PRESIDENT Patrick "Red" Ramsdell William "Bill" Serpe Greg Holcomb Election. Ballot On Feb. 25, PSGA drew for ballot position for the candidates running for election on March 6 & 7. The following will appear on the ballot in order: VICE PRESIDENT Robert Vanderloop Ernestine Weisinger PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Mike Farrell SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee) Elizabeth Perry SENATORS 1) William DeZoma 2) Sue Walborn 3) Sue Brudvig 4) Richard Borkowski 5) Juana Cortez 6) Jan Kratochvil 7) Jacqueline Cotton 8) Shari Carrothers 9) Jackie Sutherlin 10) Jeffery Cassity 11) Adrian "Andy" Serrano 12) Richard Grueter 13) Daniel Nicholson Remember to vote Wednesday and Thursday, March 6 and 7. Polls will be set up on the Molinaro Concourse and will be open from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. ************************************ Vote M!!~gl!**fJ.*g!,:g**'l* " l. j. 2 Thai'sday, Feb. 28, 1985 I Letters to the Editor I Support Lobby Day To the Editor: Feb. 28 has been designated as "Lobby Day" by a number of campuses, through United Council. This is a day for student leaders to go to Madison to learn lobby techniques and to meet with our state representatives. The day is to allow students an opportunity to inform and pursuade legislators of students' opinions. Those that will be in attendance will be lobbying on issues such as the Student Regent Bill, the 21-year-<llddrinking age and a student member of HEAB (Higher Education Aids Board). There will also be some efforts to contact federal representatives on such issues as the Civil Hights Act of 1985 and federal financial assistance to students. Those of us that are in Madison on this day need students support. As student leaders we are attempling to guarantee students rights for the present and the future. We hope that we are raising all students' concerns. But the one thing that is needed is the support of all students. The only thing we already know ahout lobbying is that numbers make it all happen. Please PSGA • tS To the Editor: What is the definition of spirit anyway? After a week of deliberate thinking, is it just the accumulation of contest points, the ability to gather together a large number of people, the organizational structure obtained by producing a certain product eack week, or is spirit the will to try to overcome fantastic and formidable odds? This year Geology Club was skill-' fuI and lucky enough to gamer the greatest nwnber of points, and so they were awarded the spirit trophy, "Hurrah for them." PAC seemed to be able to field the largest number of participants which made them a formidable force to contend with, "Way to go." The need to produce a product every week gave hoth PAB and the Ranger newspaper the organizational structure to overcome many .opponents hands down, "Right on." The organization on campus which every student is a member is Parkside Student Government Assocation, Inc. and that is a fact, whether they wish it to be or not. The first obstacle that has to be overcome by the PSGA is student apathy caused generally by the leprous word "government" within take the time to become aware of the issues of our time and make your voice heard. Letters to your legislator, phone calls to legislators, letters to the editor, and other methods are needed to secure students' voice in many issues. Students of today are complacent and apathetic. Many are unaware that current changes in the nation may very well eliminate any chance of their children attending a public institution of higher learning. On Wednesday, Feb. 'J:I, the Parkside Student Government Association held an awarness day hoping to raise Parkside students' awareness. But this is not enough. Students need to continue to raise their level of awareness of government's role in education. Students need to help raise their collective voice. Students need to take a leadership role once again to insure that their is a future for educational opportunities and that there is a role for all of U~ in that future. Now is the time to become involved! In the Wisconsin Idea Terry Tunks . PSGA President spirited the organizations name. secondly is the misconception by the student body that the PSGA office is the office for elected officials and a student's office. This cuts down on the number of students signing up for events posted within the PSGA office. The last great blow dealt to PSGA's chances was the fact that on the last day of Winter Carnival 80 percent of the elected officials of PSGA had to attend a United Council meeting out of town. With all of these factors stacked against them PSGA was able to pull itself up out of a depressing hole; participate in most events, and they were able to total up 250 points. "I tell you, that is 'SPIRIT,' what 1 call real spirit. How about a round of applause. In my opinion, however, you know who the real winners of the spirit award are and that is everyone on campus whose spirit was raised by the participant's joy and exuberance. This spirit could not be confined on campus, but spread affecting everyone who came in contact with one of the persons who had his own spirits raised. Yon Yonson or John Johnson (a.k.a. Franklin Kuczenski) ~ ,: ~j " SO YOU SEE SON IF YOU'LL JUST SPRING FOR TIlE FOOD, HEAT AND ELEc.TRICI'TY. I CAN BUY US A SUPER5PACE-AGE CHROME-PLATED SOLID GOLD HEAT:SENSITIVE LAND-MINE NETWORK FOR THE YARD_" Nobody asked me, but ... 'Passing' may hinder Blacks by Joan Mattox Loopholes. The easy route out, avoiding the seemingly tragic inevitble; making lives more favorable and easier to endure. In view of Black History Month, I've noticed one loophole in particular, something that many negros have done since the time of slavery and still do to. this very day. This loophole is called "passing." This term is used to describe when a negro is so fair and has so many physical features similar to that of a caucasian, that he choses to live the life of one, while at the same time be viewed and treated as such by the rest of society. Most negros who do this are mulattos, a mixture of black and white, but as we all know this would still classify them as negros in the eyes of the law and society. Negros are an oppressed group. They have always. had to face many hardships that caucasians have never even been in contact with, but passing is something that many negros might later regret. The Almost White Boy is a poignant story of the tragic outcome of a mulatto boy's choice to pass. It seems that when people try to pass, they don't stop to consider what they' are leaving as well as what they are heading for. They don't weigh the pros and cons, they just assume it has 'to be better than their present situation. The thought of alienation doesn't even cross their minds but that is a big part of passing. The race from which you are passing from might not want to have anything to do with you once you do cross that line. They might feel it is a direct insult to their family as well as their race if you want to be part of another. You are taking something they have given you and throwing it back into their faces saying that you have found something better. The main character in The Almost White Boy exemplifies this theory. He only passed when the situation called for it until he met this white girl named Dolly, who ultimately persuades him to give-up his black heritage, then discards him in the end. I can't possibly explain to anyone how this story affected me. The boy had done all that Dolly wanted him to do. He had given up most of his black friends. He had denied his black heritage when he was around her friends and family. He had completely forgotten who he really was and became what she wanted him to but the sad part of it is she didn't forget. She remembered what be really was. All he was to her was something she could manipulate. Shefelt he was beneath her because be was a negro. The fact that her friends and family believed him to be white was beside the point. She knew the truth and that truth made a difference to her. She is what I would call at 100 percent bigot. Now what is he to do? Whereis he to go? Going back to his former heritage isn't as easy as one might think it is. He hurt a lot of people in chosing to go that way so why should they just welcome him back with open arms? He is standing on neutral ground between blacks and whites, neither group really wanting to accept him. I feel that it is up to that person if he wishes to "pass." I think that . most who choose this way of Itfe underestimate the consequences. Are you ready to handle the new· found responsibilities of the race to which you are passing? Are you willing and ready to wholeheartedly forget all you have been raised to believe and feel concerning the race you are leaving? The Almost White Boy should have thoughl about these questions before DoUy made a fool out of him. Jennie Tunkieicz ...........•................................•........................ Editor Pat Hensiak " " .."., Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick " " Sports Editor Dave McEvoy " "."" , Photo Editor Jill Whitney Nielsen , Copy Editor Andy Buchanan " " ··· ,. Business Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Mike Farrell Advertising Manager Jay c::rapser,Scon Curty, Darryl Hahn, Pat Zirkelbach " Distribution Manager Kristine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. Brenda Buchana~;..: ::.~.: : ,Asst: ,:,us~nes~Man~g~r., _ Ra~ger Is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and tMY IJI'tI solely respons; blft for its .fldhorlm poHcy and content. Published flVsiy ThursdllY during the academic year eXCflpt during brHIcs and hoIidtJys. Ranger Is print" by the Recine Joumel T1mes. All c~rrespond8nce should be addressed to: Parkside RangttT. University of WtScorlSm-Parkside. 80x No. 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephonfl (414J 553- 2295 or (414) 553--2287. Letters to the editor wfli be accepted if typewritten. doublll-$paced on sttlnd.d size /NlP8r. Lettets should be less than 350 words and must be signed. with IJ telephone number Includ9d for verification purposes. Names wl1l be withheld upon ~ qUflst. Deadline for letters is Tuesdey tit 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Rsnge' I'fIStlrvf1Sthe right to tldit letters and refuse Itltters conttllning fal. and def"".tOlY conhtnt. WRITERS Karl Dixo~, Na~e Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich Steve Kratochvil, Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton 'Kevi~ Zirkelbach. ' -, , . , ... ~... , , '.' , ., . p;!~~~======--iiiiiiii_ ...... ...:·...·\· ~ d p RANGER 3 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 Ban on porn rescinded A ban on X-rated films at UW- Professor David Berkman ch i" . . Milwaukee created such a stir that m f ' . ,a r- It seems that the university was rescinded shortt after an 0 UWM. s .Depar~ment of ~hould not take the lead in narrow- !he ban assed Y Mass Communication, said he un- mg expression," he said. "It is the It was ~ . f' t d b derstood several groups on campus most offensive point of view which The an w~s ,Irs pr~pose. y aske~ the union administration to needs the most protection." the UWM Union s associate direc- consider a ban. It was pre t d b Tw th UW M di K" b Slanat and was passed . se." e y 0 0 er campuses, a I· tor .rr y . Stanat to UPB, which unammously son and Superior have rules una.mmously by UWM's Union passed it." against the screeni~g of X-rated Policy Board ". Later the board "I think that's a poor statement films. or the remaining schools, reversed Its decmoD.. on where we are when the board Oshkosh and Parkside are the only 8ta.nat was quoted as saymg that votes 14-0 against free speech," he two which have screened the films. the Idea came a?out a.fter he said. Parkslde's screening of the Xlearned a campus film society was He said however that similar rated film "Insatiable" this semesplanning to show "Emman~ele;' bans in other cities have been en- ter drew only mild protest, but a and th~t some ~roups may obJe~t t? acted when members of a group, in screening two years ago of "Emmascreemng the f~lm. He als~ ~ald It those cases women, believe they nuele IT: The Joys of A Woman" was not conducive to UWM S Image are being injured by the content 'of was picketed by campus women's ~nd that X-rate~ films are avialable the film. groups. m the community. Although the bans have not been UWM's Union Policy Board is The ban was to h~ve affected upheld in court, he said, they could considering a more limited ban on fil~s ,shown at the Union and dor- prompt other groups to request X-rated films, but Berkman said mitories, but would not have affect- similar bans if they feel a work in- the proposal is unlikely to pass. ed films shown in other buildings. jures them. }'SGA Legislative Feb. 27 was declared Parkside Legislative Awarness Day by the Parkside Student Government Association. The day was designed to raise the level of awamess of students on student legislative issues. The issues involved are at the federal and state level. One of the issues at the federal level is the Civil Rights. Restoration Act of 1985, This act would overturn the Supreme Court decision in the Grove City vs. Bell case. this decision was a narrowing of the interpretation of federal assistance. The effect was that only.those prorams or activities receiving direct . federal assistance need campy with Titile IX. Title IX of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits sex discrimination in education programs. awareness • • f,S important This had a great impact in tbe development of women's sports at the college level. This decision would also undermine Title VI, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, color or national origin; section 504, which prohibits discriminiation on the basis of disability; and the Age Discrimination Act, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of age. All of these Acts are vitally important in the protecting the civil rights of women, the aged, the handicapped and all minorities. The House of Representatives has developed a bill, H.R. 700, that would redefine the jurisdictions of these Acts to include the entire agency or institution' that receives federal assistance. Another bill, S. 272, introduced by Rohert Dole is similar in nature to H.R. 700 but would apply only to educational institutions. The protection students have enjoyed in the past will be guaranteed for the future by having these various institutions answer to student government. The Restoration Act would help to insure that the basic Civil Rights of students will conlinue to be respected wherever they go after Parkside. Students of today can help by calling and writing letters to Senators and Representatives in Wash· ington. For, more information on this and other' student legislation please stop in the PSGA Office, WLLC 0139. NEWS BRIEFS University has hug club A small club at Stanford University believes in reaching out, United Press International reported. But with affection. The Hug Club's motto is "Dare to Hug," and its members walk up to fellow students and hug them, all in the interest of relieving the stress of academics, club members say. Founder Michael McTiegue, a second-year graduate business student said hugging is "a very energizing experience, and you'll probably both smile as a result." "It really does good things for you," he said. People who have been embraced by the group get a card explaining why. "Once people see that, they say, 'OK, fine,' " he said. "We haven't had any complaints." The club, which began last fall, awards 5-, 20- and lilO-hug memberships to those who return cards signed by hug recipients. It took only one day for one member to collect the first too-hug award. Toxic waste is illegal The efforts of the Los Angeles Toxic Waste Strike Force were visible last week as a furniture equipment manufacturer began paying the penalties for burying toxic waste and dumping chemicals into the Los Angeles sewer, Time magazine reported. The company, American Caster, had to pay $40,000 in fines and cleanup costs, and two of its executtves » President Carl De La Torre -and Vice President Ramon Garroba - are serving a jail sentence. The company also had to place a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times, explaining that the two executives were in jail as a result of the conviction. "Warning," the ad read, "The illegal disposal of toxic wastes will result in jail. We should know. We got caught!" O'Neil bawls out the kids The controversy over a South African professor who decided not to speak at UW -Madison last week because he feared a disruption is not a First Amendment issue, UW President Robert O'Neil said. Associated Press quoted O'Neil as saying it would have been a clear first amendment case - a conflict of civil and free speech rights - if professor Pieter Claassen "had pressed his right to appear in response to an invitation." O'Neil told the Wisconsin Intellectual Freedom Coalition thai be supported a review of Ihe UW speaking policy to fmd ways to reduce intimidation against speakers. Phillips here to "tell it the way it is" Truth, Gwendolyn Brooks and cation because I spend eight years Aretha Franklin. becoming a member of the legal Phillips' talk. included the irnpor- profession," she said. "But I "It's not my purpose to make tance of the family in black culture, remain in awe 0f those wh0 acb!ieve others feel comfortable. I have to black women in history and a de- without refinement or higher traintell it the way it is," said former scription of her own life as a ing." Wisconsin Secretary of State, Vel woman and a black in a white The woman Ph·II"ups descnlbed .IS Phillips as she echoed the words of man's world. Fanny Lou Hamer, horn m. M·ISS.ISone of her idols, Fanny Lou Hamer, "The national theme of Black sippi. Hamer worked in the cotton during a speech given at Parkside History Month is Afro-American Iirelds for f·Ilt y years un tiIl sehaits on Monday, Feb. 18 for Black His- Family: Historical Strength for the her J.Oh when she regi.s ter ed t0 vote. tory Month, sponsored by the Black Future," Phillips said. "People Hamer was heatiedn severe y an Student Organization. don't give us the credit we deserve jailed for her civil rights activities. Phillips was born and raised in for our unity, but our unity does She worked for the Student Non-vi- Milwaukee. She was the first black exist because of our oppression." olent Co or d inahn.g Comml ·tt ee woman to graduate from the VW Black churches and black music (SNCC) and eventually ran for con- Law School , the first black and first have also helped keep the black gress from her horne stat e. woman to be elected to the MiI- family together. "During sIavery, "H er war ds revea I the str ength , waukee Common Council, the first the church was the only place bitterness, true gn.t an d courageous black to serve on the Wisconsin Ju· where we could be together away determination that seha h d ," Phil . tained during her h·Id for the presl.- (women ,s) J,Ohn was three floors up diciary, the first woman to be el~ct· from whites," she said. "Even to- lips said after reading an excerpt dency that it was easier to be for- or three floors down. I would check' ed Secretary of State, and the fIrSt day's black music has its roots 1. 0 from one 0fIla' mer s speec hes. "I gi.ven for b·emg hla ck than for be·Ing It before I went ,·n, but .'t made all black ever elected to statewide con- the church." had.the great honor to meet her a woman. She cited her experience the papers." slitut,·onal off.·ce. She is also listed Phillips said the aim of the twice and 0 f· lOtrod·uc10g her at a as aldennan as proo f. "Th e men on B·Itt·erness IS not some thing Phil - among Wiscollsin black women Smithsonian exhibit is to highlight speech." Hamer died of cancer, tbe city council could not accept lips feels. "My final message to all who have persevered against the accomplishments of famous and ob- which Phillips believes was con· my being a lawyer and a woman, black women is never to forget the odds, a list compiled by the Wiscon- scure black women who achieved nected to the beatings she suffered. . especially when they had wives tragedy of history or racism, but sin Humanities Co~mitlee. It is ~n against the odds. "The country has "The plight of the black woman who had to wait for their hushands put history in its proper perspechonor she shares Wlth, a~ong ot - its own group and then each state is not something new," Phillips to come home and drive them tive, because the future is in our ers, Parkside education professor chooses its g~up," she said. All the continued. "But black w~e~ c~rry around because they didn't know hands. Barbara S~ade. women on the Wisconsin list have the double burden of dlscnnuna- how to drive," she said. "When I get really depressed, as . The petite mother of two"d~ar. had advanced education or training, tion because of their race and the Phillips also made headlines everyone does, I dial a certain telerled to a lawyer, spoke a~~s ~ but the woman Phillips chose to prejudices that exist against when she decided to use the bath- phone number and a voice says, display .spo~sored by the Sn~llt om· hi hli ht in her talk had no higher women." . ~ room nearest the city council cham- 'Good morning, Vel Phillips an InstItutIOn that pays tribute to edg t Phillips said she agreed w.ith bers, even thQugh it was tradition- YWCA.' Th~~ I can make it " great black ~omen of hl~Ory, Ill- ~~akn'::',;.the value of higher edu- Rep. Shirley Chisholtn, who main; ally a men's room. "The nearest through the day." <.cludmg Harriet Tubman, Journer • .", '1 '" ."1 ~"f-- l.t.A-.f •.I.,~_•• ,~.~"" .•. ",,,, ••. "fIIo'4'~ •• ".'''''''.''''':''~' f .... ' ... tt •••• _.1 4 •• fif J •• I'•. ll I.~~~~~:· :· '.,., . ,., .. ", " ,'.'.... .~'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Karl Dixon Ke'" NeWlI pbolo by FOI'T'eSIMllICbe Former Wisconsin Secretary of State, Vel Phillips ------- si:;'~;~1ebrates anniversarYof journal1 "The Journal of Geological Education," a major periodical published at Parkside for geology educators throughout the world, has celebrated its loth anniversary at the university. Parkstde geology professor James Shea, editor 01 the wellknown publication, one or only two of its kind in the world, said the journal has a circulation of about 2,200 and reaches geology professionals in the United States and many foreign countries, including the Soviet Union, India, Japan, Korea, Australia, canada and Brazil. Funded by the National AssOCiation of Geology Teachers, the journal was established in 1951 at Lawrence University in Appleton, Wis .• aod has been passed on to geology educators-turned~ton at major institutions, including Indiana University, Colorado State University aod the University of Texas-Austin. parkside is the smallest institution in the last 25 years to produce the journal and has kept it the longest. The colorful, slick-papered publication, which features articles written by leading geologists in the U.S. and abroad, is printed at the Angel Lithographing Co. in Racine and mailed from the Kenosha Post Office. Tbere are five issues a year. Carl Lindner ,t. .. RANGER z::: Shea is aided by Parkside technical assistant Francis Menden who, using a word_processing program, types articles selected and edited by Shea into a computer which produces "camera ready" copy. The journal runs numerous black-andwhite pictures, charts and illustrations as well as front-covet color pbotos. Recenty, the publication boasted a large, live-panel color fold-out sbowing a cross-section of the earth's crust. "That's our version of a centerfold," Shea said. The journal, which typically runs Th to 100 pages in length, features diverse articles. Recent story subjects include geologic time, the use of slides to teach geomorpbology (the study of the earth's surface), the pleasures and perils of geologica! treasure-bunting in Ireland, a historical review of mineralogy. increasing student interest in earth science laboratories througb a fieldoriented approach. and teaching computer aided petroleum exploration techniques to undergraduate geology students. The journal also features ongoing editorial departments. There are geology-related book and film reviews. numerous regular and contributing columnists, and an announcement section, all for the geoscientilicaUy inclined. Lindner Poet finds success "Shooting Baskets" "Shooting Baskets in a Dark Gymnasium," a collection of poems by Parkside Englisb professor Carl Lindner, has been published in hard cover by Linwood Publishers, of North Charleston, South Carolina. The book is the third volume of .poems by Lindner, wbo also bas published nearly 100 poems in some two dozen poetry publications throughout the nation. Lindner will read poetry from the book at 1 p.m. ~; -- 654-5179 Amm'!c!aIIns a''t''their best. Become an officer inthe Army National Guard, Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full·time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more infonnation call: on Wednesday, March 6. in the Overlook Lounge of the Library- Learning Center. The reading is free and open to the public. Lindner says that "Shooting Baskets in a Dark Gymnasium" serves as a metaphor to describe his feelings about life. "You have to go by your instincts," he says. That viewpoint is expressed boldly in the book's title poem: "In this dark/dream of cave/space- cold/presses on/you the way· /nigbt attacks a candle/ ...you go by touch." Lindner actually has "shot baskets in a dark gymnasium." As a youngster growing up in the Bronx of New York City, Lindner, a passionate schoolyard basketball player, would shoot baskets alone in a school gymnasium in the evening, before the lights were turned on. In an introduction to Lindner's book, Parkside English professor Alan Shucard writes: "For all the ... , . " .,. darkness, there is no need to fear Carl Lindner's 'Dark Gymnasium.' Every poem bespeaks a deep human sensitivity harnessed to language that is both familiar and surprising... It is the virtue of this collection that it teaches us to see in the dark the way tbe best poetry always does." The 50-poem book is available in this area at Martha Merrell's Bookstore in Racine, B. Dalton Bookseller in Racine's Regency Mall, Parkside's Campus Store, Woodlawn Pattern Bookstore in Milwaukee and the University Bookstore in Madison. Cost is $7.95. Lindner attended tbe City College of New York (CCNY), earning a bachelor's degree in physics and a master's degree in English. He later moved to tbe Midwest where be earned a PbD degree in Englisb and American literature at UWMadison. Otber books of poetry by Lindn~ are "Vampire," published bySpoon River Poetry Press, and "TheOnly Game," publisbed by Red W.. th~ Press. A member of the Parksidebc· ulty since 1969, Lindner h.l<lsthe rank of associate professorofEnglish. He teacbes poetry writing, Englisb composition, AmeneaDlit· erature and Americanculture. He bas publisbed nine essaysin ~hnl· arly journals on writersandlitera· ture. His poems have appearedin Southwest Review,TheGreensboro Review, Kansas Quarterly,Four Quarters, MississippiReviewT,l!~ Bellingham Review, Cincinnah Poetry Review, Cott •• wood Review, Tbe Beloit poetry Journal The Colorado Quarterly, South: Poetry Review and Southern manities Review.amongother publications. Ranger needs writers ,I ••• _.: ' " .' Fuller speaks by Karl Dixon Tbroughout history there has been black resistance to white oppressionand the current social conditionsmay prompt a resurgence of more active resistance, said Wisconsin Secretary of Employee Relations Howard Fuller. Fuller spoke last Wednesday, Feb. 20 on the topic "Black History: A History of Struggle and 0ppression", sponsored by the Black Students Organization in conjunction with Black History Month. Fuller was born in Milwaukee and graduated from North Division Higb School. He attended Carroll Collegeon a basketball scholarship and was the first black man to graduate frotJl that school. He went on to earn a master's degree in social work, and became the spokesman of the civil rights movement for North Carolina. His name was placed on a CIA blacklist, and 5 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 out on a history of struggle he was arrested several times for his activities. In 1976 he returned to Milwaukee and in addition to his work as part of the Earl Administration, has been active in the Ernest Lacey and Daniel Bell legal battles against the city. Fuller began his talk with the topic' of slavery. "It really irks me when people don't want to discuss slavery," he said. "You have to discuss slavery to discover what this country is all about." Fuller said that the first black people came to this country as indentured servants along with poor whites. Racism developed because slavery was discovered to be the most economical method of running things. "The white people tried to reconcile their differences between their [udeo-Chnstian beliefs and the dehumanization of slavery by convincing themselves that blacks were savages," he said. "Then it became 1:heir Christian duty to own us and save us." Fuller went on to say that tbe Declaration of Independence really did not solve the problem of racism that had existed earlier. "Remember that black people were only counted as three-fifths of a person," he said, "and the men who wrote the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence were slaveowners. " While the struggle against black oppression existed from the beginning, Fuller said that the lirst collected ellort of resistance was seen during the 1960's. "Black people began to really appreciate their African heritage, and the Afro became important," he said. "The college campuses were so much more vibrant then," Fuller continued. "Social movements existed and people were writing poetry and arguing about important issues." The reasons for being in col- Dr. Ogbu Visiting scholar While developing his studies about "Individual Differences; The differences 01 Culture," Dr. John Ogbu, a professor at UC-Berkely, realized the most important question he will ask when studying is "Whyare things the way they are?" Ogbu applied this question to his own studies, asking why do some people do well, while others don't. He found that some' groups almost always do well, others never do well, and some are unexplainable. In his presentation Ogbu discussed minority students and the differences there are in them. "An essential factor in understanding the development of any group will go farther than what any test can say. We must go beyond what test performance says and strive to understand the (dynamic) history of each group." Ogbu broke the groups of minorities into two different categories, immigrants and involuntary. Irnmigrants were described as those with an attachment to a primary culture, who would regard themselves as merely different from the majority. Involuntary castelike minorities, on the other hand, regard themselves Are you going round and round? lege were also dillerent then, he said. "When I was in college, people were there because they lelt that they had a social responsibility instead of trying to find the highest paying job." Fuller said that the most important thing to remember about the '60s is that it is now the 80's. "Racism still exists today, but it's not as cold and as crass as it used to be:' he continued. "There are more covert ways, like institutional racism, that are much less identiliable." "I'm not saying that something is going to happen or if it does, what form it will take, but the objective conditions for blacks today are worse than they were in the 19605:' he said. "If the cutbacks that have been proposed by the administration go through, you are going to see some real difficulties in the quality 01 life." Howard Fuller explains group differences "Minority students find it easy to believe that if they act a certain way, or if you change in a certain way, you will no longer be accepted. " - Dr. Ogbic as opposition to the majority. In a flowchart, Ogbu explained what happens to the difference between the minority groups. For the most part an immigrant is free of conflict and mistrust and is adaptable or change oriented. Their affective dissonance is low and their aspiration and performance level leaves high effort optimism. The Involuntary castelike minority is resistant to change and has dilficulty crossing cultural boundaries. Their affective dissonance is high and their aspiration and performance level leaves low effort optimism. Ogbu sited some very basic problems within the involuntary castelike minorities, "Blacks and Chicanos do not see much opportunity alter school. Because of that, they do not invest much effort in schooling, although they know what it takes to do well, they seem unconcerned." Ogbu explained that when talking to younger students he found that most of them felt Orientals had two things going for them, they were born smarter and they worked harder. The Americans who are mernhers of a majority "don't have to Aid cuts not big by Jill Whitney Nielsen Are you going around and around trying to decide on a major or a career to go into after you graduate? A workshop primarily for freshman and sophomore studen.ts will be offered in March which WIll give you some ideas on how to clarify your educational or care~r plans. The daytime workshop WIll meet for three sessions on March 20, ~2, and 25 from 1 to 2 p.m.; the evening workshop will meet for two sessions on March 21 and 26 from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Participants can sign up for either the day or evening session. Making choices consists of many different interrelated aspects. Some of the topics which will be disc~s~· ed in the workshop include particlpants' interests, values, pe~o.nal characteristics, skills and abilities, lifestyle goals, the decision-making process itself, and making ~n ~cbon plan Resources for gathering mformatian about careers will be pointed out as well as ide~ on ho'." to enhance skills and gam expenence in a career field. It is necessary to sign up for the workshop in advance. Studen~ who sign up. for the workshp WIll be given an interest mvent?ry to be completed prior to the first workshop. In order to sign up, call Heverly Burnell (553-227 d 6l'ScBrabh~ra L son (553-2122), Wen 1 net er (Sa:3-2496), or Gail Zimmerman (553-2318) by March 19. The workshop is sponsored by Career Plan- . g and placement, Student De- ~~opment, and Community Stu~ dent service.s_.". . ....., .. .. .,........ ............. . , . "It is inconceivable that Congress would accept all the fin.anci~l aid changes because education is the backbone of the progress in this country," stated Jan Ocker, djrector of financial aids. "I think a lot of parents and students because of the media on the pro~sed cuts, have decided that they're not going to apply," stated Ocker. However, most students will not be affected for the 85-86 school year. According to Ocker, Congress has already approved more funds for the 85-86 year because financial aid is forward lunded, that is, approved in the prior congressional year. "We don't expect any recisions of authorized funds," stated Ocker Ocker is also optimistic about Iinancial aids in future years. "I don't think we will see the magnitude or quality of the cuts proposed, stated Ocker. "Similar proposals have been brought before Congress in the past three years and they've never passed." Ocker predicted that we may see changes in the Title IV grant program not because 01 the proposed cuts but because the program is up for reauthorization. This program is reauthorized every four years. Ocker also stated that while we may see cuts in the Guaranteed Student Loan programs, it would not be what is proposed. "This may be changed in ways such as higherinterest rates and decreasing the subsidies to hanks. "All in all, I'm very optimistic that the proposed cuts won't be passed," stated Ocker. . work hard, because they know there will be a job for them at some point after school." The disadvantages to this thinking are severe for the minority, as it has left them with a distrust for institutions and a bad taste for education. Ogbu found that the minority students knew what it took to get ahead, but because they saw no direct advantage, they bad no desire to work. harder. Ogbu also pointed out the importance of someone relating or fitting in to a particular group. "One has to consider the importance of cultural group membership and the differences in the group. Minority students find it easy to believe that if they act a certain way, or if you change in a certain way, you will differ from the overall group membership to such an extent that you will no longer be accepted, no lenger be a part of what was. It is the security that keeps the groups together. "Difference does not simply come from cultural difference," stated Ogbu, "It develops from cultural group membership and from the history of the group." Respite Care! Male or female to babysit for autistic 11-year-oid boy. Hours Ilexible. Person must be abie to loilow behavioral program and interact comfortably with disabled children. Experience helpful. Training available. CaD E8ea at Develop ... '" tH.abIIItiN Servic:e Ceater 657-6185 L. Tb\lndlly, F.eb. 23, 1985 •• r .".'~. W.j~' . p.S.G.A Constitution . paid adverlisemenl paid advertisement We. "'e 'lit,mnts 01 the University of WlscOl'l'li,n P.rkil~ do ~r.by org,)mu ourulve-\ punuanl 10 WiSConSin Stalute »09lS) "nd Ihe p"rkSJdf' StUdent Govern menl AUOC.a"on '1'1< CornolltultOti Art • 1 ,1'1' Ihe rn,u'Wwr S~ lorlt! '" Ih,.. conSltluhorl and selKI our rt'Pr~enlat;yes 10 p;!Irhc,pllle In 'Mtotuf,onol' gOVe"l"nllnce II'\' Ine rnamer sel forth M{OW we ,nvnt ~ powf't5 of thiS consl,Iul,on In tne Parks,ae Sludent Govffnmenl Anoc'al,on Inc All prevIOus P.rllslck Slu<lfl\1 Government Associafton COl'lst,h,lflOf\'!o S1Iall ~ nuU al'\d yo.a upon '."',cal,on of tn,s conS"tutlon on Mo/lrcl'l S and 6, 1910 T!'l;s consloluhon Sholll bl' Ine sole ~1,lul'on 01 P.rks,de Sfv<lenl Govl!'f"nment Au.oc'lIhon 11'1<and 11'1.slvdent body ollnd WOIKt only 10 amrndmenlS The ,,!:.rks,de Siudent Gove,nmen' AUOC.a"on. Inc $Nil be ~s,bl4' to tl'le sludfona ot the un,ve!'"$,ty ot w,scons,n Parlu"c:!e "'he ParkSiCIe Siudent Government AuC!C.at,Ol"l Inc sh~1l h~ve l'he powff 10 en lorce and proltcl Ihe follOWing ar1icles bv ~""'9mot,ons. rM<Mut,gnS Of" lak,"'i! le<;lal ac"on 10 .nsure Ihat 00 sludent·s nghts are VIOlated ThOSe sludents seeking pos,llonS in Ihe Parks.M Siudeni Govemment Associalion, Inc (P S G A, Inc I musl tulfill all requremenl$ 01 thai Oflice in accordance wllh Studenl L,le Ehg,b,I;IV Cnle"a specified in ttle Senale R.UIM AR.TlCLE 1 Sf,ctlon ,. All leg,sla"ve powers gran1ed ~em shall be vMled ,n ttle ~le of Ihe PSGA.lnc Swion 1. TI'IeSenate 01 Ihe PSG A • Inc. shall ConSI"t of 11 studef'lt members. hall of which w,ll be e!tcled in Ihe spring and halt in ttle 'an, whoulerm shall be for OM vear. SKl'lon 1. The ~te of the PSG" A., Inc. $l'lall chooSe their own olficers and also a President Pro Tempore 5",i_ t. In lIle absence of ttle Vice Prftident of PSG A • Inc. Wl"oO shall be !tie pt'ftident of 1M ~n.lle. 1M Prnident Pro Tempore s"-11 be ttle PrftnHnl of ttle senate. The President PrO Te!'n9Of"e shall be a WWltor and snail be " mflTlber of all ~"te CommlnMS wtIWt VM06nc:ift happen in 1M r"9'neft· tat.on fn)tn any at large w-t, the prnident Pro Tempore shall fill ~ vauncie-5 wIth rM' conC'V,","u of • simple majority of It'le enUre leQislative brancll of tf\e P.S.G.A. Inc. SKt'-" S. A simpl .. majority of the total senate shaU constltule a qVOf"um to do busiM'$s kdlon a. The Senate of the P.S.G."'.' Inc. sn.1I11a .....the powfl' to determine the rulft of ih; proc;:Mdlt'9$, ce-nwre Ih; member'S tor" di$OrcMrlV condvd and. wilt'l the concvrrence of two thirds CIt the entire senate. eliPI'! a member. Ttoe sena~ shall keep a iovmal of its pt'ocHdi~, 6f'd publish tM same mono tt1ly at tile minimum, a copv af tne iournal shall be available tor rl'Yiew by the public in the P.S.GA, Inc. offiCes.. TI'II' SI'na" of ttle P.S.G.A, Inc. snail meet al an ftf~blished place and time 1'\0 less It'lan onu a WHtl. cNrlng me fall and spring wml'Sters, and no ,"'s than once a month during the wmmer H'$slon. Upon presentation of a pelition by a simple maiorltyof tt1e entll'e Senate a meeting "tlalt be called by the Vice Prnident or in ttle use of ltle Vice Prnident's absel'lCe 1M Prftident Pro Tl'n'lpore shall have ttle responsibili1v to call a mHfI~llt'lin ... hours. IedIon 7. 8m. miy e1t1'lef orlglnata In the $en8l'8 or be Mfll to the SanaNl Irom the a.ecutrY8 branch of the P.S.G.A.,lnc. Evoery bill. oroer, reaocMutlon or YOMl on which the conevr· renee 01 the Sene. Is nec:MMI'Y shall Nve p.-ed the s.nete by a t;lmp!e m-sorttY and ~ be pt'eMnNld 10 the President ot lhe PS.GA. Inc. before It ... effect. t1 the Pt. 1ide1'11 ($OM no4 approve. he/-"e shall ~ It beCk to the s.n.te tor r«:orl.ldenltlOn wl1h tIII/her reasonl lor re;ecbon. It .• ttar IUCh rec;onlldaral,on, •• impla maJorItY of the entire senate shall agr .. to pall the bMI. It hIIl bet;;OmtIt.w. But in aM .uch e..- the __ 01 5enal'8 shill be detennlnecl by a roll call vote, IrK! the names of persons ¥cling tor aIld .Mtthe bill sMll be entered Itt the IourMi of the SenaNl. It any bill shall not be retvrnecl by the P'rIoai6eftt 'Iri1tlln t«I .. hooI ~ ...... t1 "- be4ln pr.-nNld 10hlm/l*, ttte -.ne ahafI bec:ome laW. in the mMlner IS if f*/tM f\ad Iignecl it. All p~ 01 1M Sen." ot the P 5.0."'. Inc shall be Mnt to the .l.ecutiW b.-nth tor incorporation purpoeea. It the President wtoMI the Ieglalation ..... /.1Mi shall .-nd it back to 1M Senate. A two-ttIlrds YOta of the entWtt Senate 'hall be req~ to override the Vato. SKtIen" TM Senale shan ha"e ttl .. powe1' to make moUons, rnetlvilonS, Of'" take leQal actions whiCh shall be necessary and pn)pef' fOf'" carryl"9 into eJ.ecvtion the fon9Olng powers. lind "II othef" powers vl!'5led by Ih,S consiliution ,n tne PSG A , Inc 5ecttOft •. The ~te of the PSG A , Inc VI"U have the pawer to ame<'ld Ih'S con· st,lullon by iI 1\Il1'O trllrds vote OJ Ihe enhre seoere In the event 01 an amendment being p,lssed by It'le s..nale, said amendment shall be placed on Ihe b.lIllot ot Ihe nellt election. It Ihe studenls conhrm the amendment by a Simple majOrity vole, it $I'Ialt be added 10 the Conshtuhon If Ihe students vote against ,t, It'le amendmenl w.1l be deleled In lfIe event the Serl"le oaes nol conf,rm Ihe proposed ame-ndment saod amendment Will nol appe"r on Ihe b.lIllol Tneproponent ot an "mendment tnat '50 turned down mal'. " I)e or sIl .. so C!'lOOSes.lOllOW lfIe procedures sel UP ,n Ar hcle V, Section '2 v.'hen "mendmenlS "re up lor approval ltlev shall ap(lear on the October ~nd M<lrch ballots In caws of urgencv, " special retef"etldum mal' be held al any lime. section 10. The senale shall n"ve tne sole power of Impeacllmenl and lfIe power to try all ,mpeachments When silt'"9 tor that purpose Ihey shall be of oaln or affirmation. When Ille President of the PSG A, Inc. is tried Ille Ch,ef Jvstice of Ihe Judicial court $l'lal1 preSide. and no person shall be con vlcled wllhoul Ihe concvrrence of Iwo Ihllds of the enille Senate Judgemenl in clSes 01 ,mpeachment shall not exlend furlhef" than remov,,1 Irom olf,ce lind dl~uallhc"lion to hold and enjoy any Oflice or position ltIal the PSG A, Inc h"s juriSdiction over, ap· po,nlmffll to. or elK lion for Impeachment $I'IaU not begin until two thirds of Ihe entire Senate 01tM P S.G.A , Inc have vOled to hold an .mpeachment hearing Sect.on 11. R.oberts Rules ot Order shall gDvl!'r"ro the procet"d,ngs of all Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of til .. PSG A , InC. AR.TICLE II Section I. All ellecutive powers, wltllin this article, shall be ve-5ted in ltle PreSident of ltle P,a~rksid.e Siudent Government Association. SK'I~ 1. The Presldeflt snail hOld office dvrll'fG ttle term of OM yHr toQt:th.er with the Vice.Presldent whO will be cnosen tor Itte $oIme term. They shell be eli9ible for r .. · el«tion and sllall not ~e more than '2 CClnHCutive termS. Before It'le Pres,deI'lt and th.. Vice· PresiOent elect enters on ltle it'llecutiQn of ': .. oflice of the PrHoi6ency or Vice·PrHoidMCY. M or $he sholl take tile following oath: "I dO solemnly swear tor affirm) Itt.,f will faitl'lfullv ... ecvt .. the office 01 Pre-5ident tor Viee.Presidentl 01 ttle Parks,de Stu.,,1 Government Associalion Inc. and will to ttl .. besl of my ability prHoerve. protect and delend the constllvlion and actions of the Parkside Student GO'Ief"nmeitt Association Inc." The Prftident of' It'le P.S.GA .• Inc. shall atso be able to draw compensation while in aftice, It'Ie amount of WhiCh shall be deter· mined by a majority vole af the entire Legislative brancll of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be svspende<l by ttle senate while the President is on trial for purpows of 'mpeachment. If, however, aner im· pNchment ptOCeedin9S the President is tovnd to be innocent. all benefits will be paid to h,m/hef" retrooctlv. from the date of 5l,I$peOsion. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a PrMident wttile in oHice unlfts tMo/she is re.elected to another term of office or 10 hls/Mr immed,ate successor, "I wttieh time such bene1ils \III'Ouldbegin 10 be •mplemented. All increases must be approved bv a ma!orlty CIt the entire Senate. Upon re-5ign.ltion or removal Irom office or inabiHtv to diKllarge power and dvtiM ot ttle Presidency. the Vice· President shall assume tf\e office of President of the P.S.G.A .• InC. and shall meet Ihe constitution,,1 requirements of the PresideflCY of tn .. P S.G.A, Inc. . SI'ct~ 1. Tile PresidE'f'lI shall have tne power by "nd with the advice "nd consent of the majorily 01 the P.lO.G.A., If\(. Senate to nominate and appoint th .. trea~urer, corresponding secretary and all other ottlcef"$ of the ellecutive branch oIIhe P.S.G.A.., Inc. and all sIVde\'lt !ud9fl, with Ihe consent of two· It'Iirds 01' th .. entire ~te. The President VIall have the power to llne- Item veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she mal' Ilne·item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shan not IIne·ltl'n'l VflO the 5egregated Fe. Budget. The President may not veto lI'gislatlon or anI' portion of It. PMHd bV the Sl'nate which deals with the senate Proc;:edural Rul",. Regulations or Senate aPPOintment's. T~ President sholl nave ttle power to requore written r'fports from all standing or ~lal eommlttHS ancl individuals to whom resportsibillties 1Ia ..... bHn delegated wllhin the P.S.G.A., Inc. "net shall be reqvired to fumi$l'l written rl1lOtts on his/her ellecutlve aclivil'M 10 the teg,slative briH"Kh of the PSG A. Inc by a maio"Iy vole 01 tne seoete Any requiledwrillen reporls shan be r('QuMled ,n writing and shall be received WIthin one week of Ihe presentation ot sucll reQuesl 10 tt\·· PS G A , Inc. member being rl'QUlled 10 lurnish the report. The President shan have the power, by and w,Ih lhe ad"ice and consenl 01 the Legisl"tive branch of the PSG A , Inc. 10 sign contracts, provided that a maiorllV 01 Ihe entire senate concurs The Presidenl s",,11 draW VP ttle p.S.G.A .• Inc budget and send it to Ih .. Leqislalive branch of tile PSG A , Inc. for approval. The Presidenl $I'Ial1 lake c"re Ihal the consl,lution 01 Ihe P.S G A" Inc. aM itS by· l"wS be faltflful1y elleculed The President. \lice President and "II of· tiCef"S of the PSG A, Inc. shall be removed from office tor derellctlOO 01 duty or failure to lake care Ih"llhe constitullon ollhe p.S.G.A., Inc and lIS by I"""" be f"ilhlullv elleculed. Section 4. The President 01 the p.S.G.A., Inc shall nominale studenl appointees to "II lac:ulty cOCIlhed committees with" simple majority of Ihe enlire Senale nee<led for "POrov,,1 "nd shall publ,sh such vauncies in Ihe sludent nll'W~p"per Section ~. The treasurer of Ihe P.S.G A., Inc sh,,11 keep recordS and reciplS on all ellperll;l<!uresotan P S G.A., Inc. monies and sh"l1 m"ke such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judlC,,,1 powers 01 the PSG A, Inc. sh,,11 be vesled in judiciarv court, and in lower courls 1h"t the Senate of the PSG A. InC, may estobllsh. The jvdges, of all courls. shall maintain good behavior and char"cter during their lerms of office. Section 2. The judiciI I court shall consist of lour jvdgM and one Ch,ef Justice. Student members 01 the jvdicial branch of the P.S.G A, Inc. SNn be University of Wisconsin. Parksid .. sludents, and must be confirmed bv the Chancellor of the University ot Wisconsin Parkside aner a two·thlrds "pproval bV Ihe enlire Senale of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ApPOIntments to the jUdicial brandt of Itte P.SG.A~ Inc., shall be for three VUlrs. Sedtotl 1. In the case of deciding tile con- !tlilutionalilvof' ttle "ctions ot ttle P.S.G.A .• Inc. the decisions shall be binding on ell partin involv,ed, "nd shan be lorwarded to Ihe dl'signated d~c,plin"ry he<ld of the ad· mlnistrative br"nch 01 the University of Wisconsin. PorkSide on 10 ttle appropriate authorities for impl ..mentation. ARTICLE IV s.ctlon 1. The P.S,G .•. , Inc .• subiKI to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of R.eqents, It'Ie President of the Universltv of Wisconsin syslem, the Chancellor of It'le Unive!'"sitv of WiKonsin . P"rkside, and ttle lacvlty of the University of Wisconsin Park$lde VIall be active participanh; in th .. immedi"le governance 01 and policy development t.,.. such inslilvtions. As svch, ~ .. P.S.G.A. shall have primary re-5pon· slbllltv lor the formvlation and review of policies concerning S1udent Ille, servicn, and interests. As svcl't, the P.S.G.A., Inc. Shan be ttle sole representative student group of the sludents of the Univl!'r"sitV of Wisconsin . Parkside allowed to particip"te in in· slitutional govemance. SUB-AR.TlCLE I Section 1_ The P.S.G.A., Inc., in con· sultalion. with the Chancellor of the Univer. sitvol Wisconsin· Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of ttle Board Of Regents shan have the responsibilitv for th .. di~posltion of ft'Iose stvdent I ..n which con· st,lute svbstantlal support for campus studenl activitie-5. Sedion 2. An A"iiocatiOrl Commitlee shan be ntabUshed as a subc:omminH of the P.S;G.A .• Inc. Senale. The committee Shell rl!Vtew requ45ts for prognm support "nd budget alloc"tions of the "Uocable portion of ltll:' segreg"ted Univers!ty fH. All action of $o/Iid committee shall be subject to t"e 'final a~roval of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. in conjunction Wlttl It'll' Chancellor of ltl .. University of Wisconsin. Parkside. A. ~EM.ER.SHIP. The Allocations Comm.ttee shall consist of a vollng membl'rs 6 of Whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. senators' The remaining 2 shan be chosen by th~ stud~t body of the University of Wisconsin _ Parkslde: one elected in the spring. one e1ecte<l In tile fall. Threl' P.S.G.A .• Inc Senators shall be chosen in the spring and ltlree. shall. be chosen in the fall by blind drawI"9 of ~nterested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators The dnwlng Shall be conducted by the Judicial Br.anctt of ttle P.S.G.A .• Inc. Th .. t~m of office shall be one year. The com. mitt .... shall elect Its own chairperson alter each spring election. In addition the A~sistant Chancellor for Educationai Ser. v.ces. Assistant Chancellor for Ad. . I 'at'on "nd Fiscal Atfai,rS, and the ~~~~~o~nlro;lle'r> enav 511 w,th ~~e ~;m~ atee as non voting members. OU . :cancv occur on the Allocations comr,:"ttee the following procedures ShT"I~bepor~se:t the \ Tile PreSIdent Pro e . . P S G.A., Inc. Sen"te, In co"-SUll~."on With the Chancellor or designee, w,ll 1111a".'y un~ cupied senatorial seat with the conflrm"tlon ot Ihe p.S.G.A" Inc. Senate. . 2 The President of the p,S.GA,. I,,:c., .n con"sult"lion with.the Chancellor or deSignee, shall appoint td any at.large seat on the . Allocations commitlee. Tne p.S,G.A .• Inhc. Sena Ie does nof need to approve t e President·S appointment. 8 PROCEDURES. Upon the call of Ihe Cha~ce1l0r and the presidenl of ltle p.S.G,A .• tnc. the CommiltH sh,,11 a".'nuallv prep"re recommendationS on the d.SbUrwl of the Segregaled UniverSlfy Fee. Should !he p.S.G.A" Inc. concur in Ihe recommend"tlon, Ihe President of p.S.G.A., Inc, sn,,11 SO advise the Chancellor and Chairperson 01 the AllocationS commillee. Should the Chan· cellor concur in the p,S.G.A .• Inc. ~ec,!m. mend"tion, he/she shall arrange for ,ts 1m· plemenl"lion. Should the Chancello.r .not concur, Ihe provisions under negot.atlons snail be used, Tne Senate may not amend. the Allocalions Commillee recommendatIon. R.eieclion cf the Committees' reco~· mendalion takes a '213 vote 01 the entire Sen"te In Ihe case of reiect.ion bV the Senate, Ihe reaSOns for rejection shall be "greed to and lorwarde<! to the Chairperson of Ihe Aliocalions Committee. The AlI.oC"tions Committee shall reconsider its recom· mendalion "nd again lorward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the p.S.G.A., Inc.. the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the p.S.G,A .• Inc.) shalL be representatives of the p.S.G.A .• Inc. in eny consultalion with the Chancellor or hiS/her designee in dealing with the p.S.G.A., InC. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of' ttle p.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a membef" of S,U.F.A.C. t.hen ltle Seriator with the-mosl seniority of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. senate will assume the duti~s of the ·Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. . If the P.S.G..-A.• "''le. "nd the. Chancellor ClU)nQt reconcile their differences in ttle allocation of fh" ,alloceble portion' of ~ segregated Univfl'$,ty Fe@S.Nth will submif a ~t of recommendations to ttle 80ard Of Regents lor final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee Shall Mve primary resPOflslbility in settinljl the allocable portion of ttle ,-ulliliary budljlet and to insure prop:e.r mon ..tary expenditure-5 in total and wllhln bUdQetarv categories. The AlIoc"tions Committee shell meet year round to review the allocable portion· of - the segregated Fees 8udget aCCOrding to the procedures set up in the Senate R.ule-5. SU8 ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee. the StUdent Organization Council, Shall be establiShed consisting of It'Ie Presidents (or their designees) of all stUdent organizetlons who Choose to participale. Section 2. No student shall be denied membersllip to. arty on-campus organizatIon for .reespns. 0: race, color, religious creed, nat.'o:nal ongtn. sex, past criminal record. political beliet. political action. or sexual prefer ence. Section 1. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate and to protest individually or through ~ student organ!Z~tion so long "s no lederal, state, or mun.clpal law is violated Section 4. Students shall be fr~e to use Cllmp~s lacilities for meetings of stUdent org~nlzatlons, subject-to uniform regulations to time and manner. governing the facility . S~ction S. Students shall have ttle right to tnVlte and hear speakl!'r"s of their choice and approval·sh"u not be witheid bv the PSG A Inc. or univ.ersity authOrities for pur.' ~~ ~ censorShip. Sedlon a. Affiliation with ~~g;nizatlon S!'all. not in itse~; d~~:~~f~a~ mU it org~nIZa"on from student govern· ;;,;ecognttlon or inStitutional recognition c io~ 1. The stUdent press shall be free ot a:sfrss~~::s~:t~~c~r::~~o;~ef~p C~~~; ow;e:ltOrtal pollcl@S and neWSCoverflge I COrdee:~~I~' The .student press Shan be ~c. States con~:tr~~htS as state.et in the United 5edlon •• Studer;ts . distribute or sell in,:~an tave the rlg!'t to nature thaI does not co:i~c:,on . of a ptlnted of Wisconsin _ Parksid. "',n.W n'gIthcoUnntrivaecrtssi.ty Sed ARTICLE V I Ion 1. Fall elections for ttt PSG nco shall be held the tni d ,e ... A". At that time one h r week of October. from the legi~latlvea~f of tht! representatives ranch as well as one at . SENATORIAL ELECTIONS :\'larch 6th & 7th .. large S.U.F .A.C. seat $hllll be ..Iectecl. Spring elections for 'he P.S.G.A .• Inc. shall be hid during the eighth we6. of the ~ semester. At thaI time the President s:.nng presidenl, remaining legiSlativesea15', or:;'ai . large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five U . operating Board seats shall be elKted nlO!l S~ction 2. The students. upon request:n a pet,tlon With 10 percent 01 the Signalures g I the entire student body, shall have the righl ~ requeSI a constitutional referendum to amen: thiS constItution, or to request an adv'$O referendum. Thl:' petition shall be pr~t~ to both the p~esldent and the Vlce·PtfSid,nt and the Pr_eSldef'lt Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A. Inc. ' Section -3. , I For recall against a Se~a'lH' or oltic., 01 P.S.G ..A., Inc .• aflY Unlversltv of Wisconsin. Parkslde sludent mal' start the petition and anI' University of WisconSin ParkS'd student may sign it. F,lteen percent 1ft :h: Parkslde sludent body must sign the petition 21 The recall petition most have i statement'ol the reason(s) for removal from office. ThiS must deal With actions COmmitlfd in the present term of office. ]) The sludenf(s) Shall preseht the petltion to the S.e~ate .. Upon receiving v.,ilicatiOn 01 the, petition, the Sen"te must immecliatelv nOl,fy the SChool paper lhat a recal! is in progre~ and a special election will take pl"ce. There must be an eleclion within 15 school days aner notification of thl valid petItion is received bV Ille Senate. 4) Upon receiving the rec"n petition Ill' Senate must immediatelv turn II ov., to !hi election committee. The election committee shall heve livedavs to verifythenamesOfl IIIe petition. In tile event that there is no election committee. the Sen"te must aPf)Oint on, within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to leu ltlan 1S,*" the elKtfon committee must notify the student(s) WhO presented ttle petition. Upon notificalion, the stvdents hlv, fiv, school .d"YS 10 get the reqvir ..d nvrnber of names. If they lall to dO 50, tl'lelr rlU" petition shall be declared null. At It1I' I'eQllHt of·,,!'e stvdenHs-1 who presented ttl.. petlliOn, the elecfion comminee mVII ShOw ItIat Iht names ar.e illegal. - 'No leg!!1 name can be removed trom Ill' petitiOn after tiling. Onc; .. 1M ,.,.tlOft 11 presente<l to the Senate. it-<annot be wltll •. draWn. A penon can be recalled oniy 0I'ICt l*' offense durinv his/her term in oHice. TtIt person WhO IS cited In the rlCllll petltlOll SlllII have his/Mr name ptacad on ttIt btllOl automafically unll'Ss h../she reSigns. $tudln!l -who wish to.run for tM position $halllo!low normal-eIKtion procedure. - S) If a senetor M Offic ..r resl .. and i& ~ reappointed to a position within It1I' !Wrm" office he/sh .. last held. it Stlall be cOMidlll'td onlv e continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI section I. An applicant shall not be denied adm iSSion to tne University Of WilCOMin . Park$ide for r ..aSOM of race, COIOl'. naliQlltl origin, religious creed. sell. previouS crimintl record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual pref ..r ..nce. S..etion 2. Financlal"id shall not be dtftlH for reasOnS of race, color. natioNl origin, religious cr .. ed, sel., previouS crimin,l record. political b..llefs, political acllon, or sell.ual preference. Section 1. Students are free to t,ke p. ception to the data presented 01' vlew501lf1'td in any course of study and may adVOC,1e alternative opinionS to those presented within Ihe classroom . Seetion 4. All Student DisclpUn,ry mtll," will be processed through Itte UniversltVof Wisconsin Parkside Student Disciplin,ry Procedures Chapter UWS 11. _. s.ctfon S:Stlld8iit5 sheil be evalualtdonlY on Iheir knowledge of the subj'CI and academic perlormance and in turn ,re resP'"'" sible to maintain standards of acac\en'lic ptrfOt. manee established for each eoutlf lItIJ'f I\IVI enrolled In. S.etion e. Qlsclosure of 8tucten18poliIiCII Of perSO!1flt belie!. in connection with coursework 'shall not be made publiC withoutll'APresspet. mission 01 lhe student Section 7. Student recordl on acadt!"ic performance and disciplin8e!"f aetiO"sIII'U btl separate. l"nt aIlIl Sedion •• Information from counl' I 'I,bfr disciplinary files shall not be mtdtav::e p. to persons on or off ca"'f)US wltITOUt cepl pr@ss consent of the student in'i01ved,P; under legal compulsion. . kfPt Section •. All records and InfOf'mat;oivndfIII on liIe shall be readily IIICceslbletolhtl to whom thev pertain. '",10 section 10. Students snail have the~~ec~' be preHn' at all committee m""nos ' affecting tt1e students. ol,M Section 11. Th .. constitutional rl:i':.s con' stUdent, as stated in the united , ,I"" stitution, shall not be denied anyetlf,· University of WiscOnsin' p,rkSl<lf. , ,., " . ...... ;a Child Care Center -Examination of diet by Katby Hart In the past few years, food, nutrition, dieting, poisonous additives and environmental. contanunation have been hot tOPiCS of conversation. Many people bave cbanged their diets for fear of beart dis,:",e, cancer,diabetes, or to lose weight. Anexamination of one's diet and thediet of one's children is a necessity. Diet changes should come out ofa committment to healtb, not for rearof disease; we are all different biochemically and have different nutritional needs. Duringchildhood, certain characteristics of physical appearances and behavior bave heen suggested as indicative of adequate or less than adequate nutrition. Characteristics indicative of less than adequate or poor nutrition include the following: dark circles under the eyes, chronic fatigue, IacI< of endurance, physically weak, dty brittle hair, poor appetite, poor posture, dry skin, pale, irritable, passive, unresponsive, stunted growth,thin and small for age and short attention span. Poorly nourished children may be disadvantaged in educational and learning situations because these characteristics may lead to negative respnses by peers and teachers. Studies show that malnourished children tend to have psychological disturbances such as irritability, apathy and loss of curiosity. Although malnutrition is only one of the many complex factors affecting learning, a sizable number of those who do poorly in school may improve if their diets were improved. The parent who sets out to change his or her family eating habits is likely to meet loud and vigorous oppostiion. A lot of Parents are afraid to take a stand on sound family nutrition. Many are afraid that their children won't love them if they do not provide sweet foods, Providing children with the best foods and teaching them the ways of healthy eating habits are indeed sincere expressions of love. A general eating pattern everyone should follow as part of a life time program of good nurtition is Regents aprove funds for campus students in support of a study designed to assess the needs of sucb students in Wisconsin public and parocbia1 schools. '. .' Parkside education professor Beecham Robinson, wbois th~sen- ior researcher for state-wide study. said themost recent funds are supplementary to $10,000 a~ ~- lier by the Uhrig Foundation 10 Milwaukee. Robinson said the study, begun last fall will be completed late this year. T~ date, 400 public school districts and 200 parocbia1 scbools 10 Wisconsin have been surveyed. The Regents also accepted $1,600 from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources for an internship project this summer by ~de MBA student Daniel J. Frederick at the 4,500-acre Bong State Recreation Area in western Kenosha County. Frederick: of Paris Township in Kenosha County, will be1p develop an long-range marketing ~tra~ for the Bong recreation SIte . will be supervlsed by Partside busiess professor James RoveIstad, di- ~tor of the university's Center for Survey and Marketing Research and by Bong ~t Bruce Chevis. As a starting polnt for the ject Frederick will use data 01>- r:;;.... tmongb a survey cond~ this spring by one of RoveIstad s marketing research classeS, The Regents also aCcepted $1,500 from S. C. JohnsOn & Son,. Inc. to su rt Parkside's Biom~ neseaprpcob Institute • an inter-di.sciptilsi-ts nary group of Parkside SClen researcJ>iDg a broad range of su... . Is of biomedical in~t 1Oclud- i:sickle cell anemla,. CySb~ fibrosis, cancer and genetic eDgI neering. More than $104,000 in support, of facuItyand student researcb and Instructton at Parkside was accepted by !be UW System Board. of Regents. The Regents accepte<L$83,OOO from !be U.S. Navy's Electronic SystemSCoriunand Office of Naval Researcb for a continuing study by a team of Parkside scientists Into the potential effects of extremely low frequency (ELF) electromagnetic fields on living organisms. . . The researcb, whicb is .being subeontracted through the Dlil)ois institute of Technology, currently involves' exposing the slime mold "pbysarum polycepbalen" to electromagnetic fields at the Navy's ELF antenna site at Clam Lake, WIS. The antenna is designed to facilitate communcation with submerged submarines. The Regents also accepbed $10,- 000 from the National Endowment for the Humanities for an upcoming conference at Parkside titled "A Sense of the Past: Historical Dimensions of Humanism in Renabsanee Britain." The conference, whicb is being organized by Parkside Englisb professor Andrew McLean, a DOted scboIar of ear\y English literature, will feature internationally recogni2ed scbolars from around the world. It will be free and open to public aud will be held on Saturday, Oct. 6. In conjunction with the Parkside conference, a private conference on the topic of bumanism In Renaissance Britain will be beld at the Johnson Foundation's WlDgspread center in Racine, also In earty October. Also accepted by the Regent was '1,500 from the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction and $50 from the WISCOnsin Association of Educators for Gifted and Talented •IS essential to recommended by Dr. Lendon Smith, author of "Feed Your Children Rigbt." First and foremost, avoid antinutrients, states Smith. According to Smith, an antinutrient is a substance, that "when consumed in and of itself increases the body's need. for more nutrients." Examples of antinutrients are: refined sugar, excessive carbohydrates and artificial additives. Many times the mere elimination of consumption of antinulrients will be all the help the body needs to regulate itself. If a food product has been packaged or processed, stabilized, emulsified, colored or preserved, it is obviously out of nature's hands. Read labels! Antinutrients require B complex vitamins in order to become digested. If vitamin B is not present, the body will use B vitamins destined for use in other organs and may cause a deprived organ to fall ill. Antinutrients tend to cause a rapid rise in blood sugar. the "sugar high." Swiftly a pancreas can cause a sensitive person to become overly tired, depressed 'I. • Thursday, Eeb.. 28, 1985 health I ~g&: pItoce bj Aatr ..-... Nutrition is important to a child's development. and or antisocial. In general, "junk food," when eaten without accompanying vitamins and minerals as found in natural foods, will deplete the nulrients and strength in the body. In this fast paced society it is easy to ignore nutritional needs, skip breakfast, eat a candy bar, ignore labels. The cost is only our hcalth and !be health of our cbiIdren. - ..~. ~-_ ..~..-":; - - - - - - tI,!,,! ~'!' ~ ~ !I'!'II _ ."."..-- Queen Elizabeth 2 setting sail edged as one of the greatest ships in the world. It fealures four restaurants, a casino, six lounges, two nigbtclubs and two ballroo~. The ship also boasts four swimmmg pools, paddle teMis course, a jogging track, a golf-driving range, skeet shooting, a 53lHeat cinema, a computer learning center and the famed "Golden Door" health spa featuring a Jacuzzi, whirlpool baths, sauna and gym. A free public informational ses· sion explaining an upcoming weekend party-cruise aboard the fa.mOO Queen Elizabeth II luxury liner ~ sponsored by Parkside's Alumni Association, will be held at 6 p.m. on Tuesday, March 5 in the Urnon Dining Room. Tlie cost of the cruise, to be from Saturday, June I to Monday, June 3 is $588 including air fare from Chicago to New York City ($628 from Milwaukee), where the crwse will depart on Saturday afternoon. The price also includes all grou.nd transportation, taxes, meats, tips and entertainment on board the ship. Since the l1igbts will be teaving for New York on Saturday morning, no overnight lodging 10 the city will be required. The ship will return to New York early Monday morning and parnci- Ranger needs writers pants will be home Monday afternoon. The cruise is open to the general public. For more information, call 553· 2414. There will also be a pre-cruise Broadway Theater package from May 28-S1 for an additional $403 (Chicago departures are ~). The package includes two Broadway shows from a choice of "Dreamgirls," "La Cage Aux Folies," "Cats" "A Chorus Line," and "Brighton Beach Memories," four nights' lodging at the first class Novotel Hotel at 52nd and Broadway, all taxes, baggage-bandling and transfers, a welcoming dinner at !be famous Mama Leone's Restaurant and a ha1f-<lay sightseeing tour. The has been acknowl- UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS 'b-aMlwnmay-s1o ~ qu."an , "Clllck". dawn .... g1aus doc:lIh .... Have you ell9f felt disenchanted wtth orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? n so, the Unnartan UnivelSOlist Church may be for you. For hundreds of yeors. this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T tHIS 1HE CHURCH YOU HAVE HOPED TO FIND? Kenosha _ Un'-sollsl CIlurc:b woman'. Club ,. 602a '" . ....,.Tony~ ....... 9:30 a.m. s.vicM • ~ School 8 Thursday, Feb. 28. 198;' . ,RANGER Q A week at the Park Is there sense in inheritance laws? EVENTS Thursday, Feb. 28 ~~~Club Events~~~- terested in parlicipting should ron tact Dr. P.A. Nielsen at ext. 2503 0; Gqst 116 or Gqst 328. Dr. Williams earned his Ph.D. at the University of California·Santa Barbara. His dissertation summa. nzed the tectonics of Southeast Asia based on paleo-magnetic data He is currently working on th~ . paleo-magnetism of varved glacial depoSIts of southwestern Wiscon. PANEL DISCUSSION: "Career sin.' . Day," by area professionals, at 12 noon in Union UK-1oo. The event is free and open to the public, MOVIE: "Where the Boys Are" (R) will be shown at 3;30 p.m. in !be Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "interviewing Techniques," starts at $:30 p.m. in WLLC 0174. All are welcome. PLAY: "The Dining Room" starts at 8 p.m. In studio B. Tickets are available at the Fine Arts Division Office and at !be Union Inlormation Center. Friday, March 1 PLAY: "The Dining Room" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Sunday, March 3 ROAD RACE: 2 mile at 1;30 p.m. and 4 mile at 2:15 p.m. on Inner Loop Road. Call ext. 2308 for more information. MOVIE: "Where the Boys Are" will be repeated at 7;30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday. March 4 ROUND TABLE: "00 Inheritance Laws Make Sense?" by Prof. Tapen Sinha at 12;15 p.m. in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Tuesday, March 5 WORKSHOP: "Growing With Puppets," by Joan McCarthy at 7 p.m. In Union 104-106. Call ext. 2227 for more infonnation. Sponsored by !be Parkside Child Care Center. ACCENT ON ENRICHMENT: presents "The Chinese Magic Revue of Taiwan," at 7 p.m. in the Physical Education building. Tickets are available at the Union information Center. Wednesday, March 6 SUPPORT GROUP: For the divorced and separated at 1 p.m. in Molinaro Dl28. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Health Offi· ceo Activities help reduce alcohol consumption To reduce alcohol abuse on campus, researchers at UW-Madison suggest that colleges may do well to sponsor more participatory events on campus. Researchers Frank Farley and Sharon McNeely found what they call Type T personalities; people with an inner thrill-seeking need that correlates highly with alcohol abuse, especially drinking and driving. Farley points out that in recent years studies have taught that certain personality types and lifestyles often have life-threatening consequences, such as stress, heart failure and cancer. The same research has been done for the leading killer of young adults - drunk driving. "You probably can't change the core personality," Farley says. "U you think of it (thrill seeking) as a lifestyle, then you can work toward changing it. We (as a society) have had a lot of experience lately in FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosba DOWNTOWNMAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24.HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC how to change our lifestyles." The current approach to the problem of alcohol abuse is legalistic. The trouble is that for Type T penple higher drinking ages. higher driving ages and harsher penalties may have the reverse of the intended affect. The danger of breaking these laws, and even the novelty of going to jail, may be just the thrill these penple are looking for. "I'm working toward a reorientation of our attention," says Farley. "We need to identify these people. Who are they? What are their characteristics? And how can we help them?" Progress has already been made. Farley has found that the thrill of sports, especially body-contact sports, is a very satisfying outlet for Type T personalities. They are also very social penple and Farley suspects that preventative counseling - showing them that their alcohol abuse may kill their friends, family and loved ones - may have a very positive affect. Type T people, the survey finds, have twice as many automobile accidents as other personality types. "A theme that seemed to emerge from the study was that drinking was a scheduled event, a part of the cultural and campus clock in which 'going drinking' was a regular activity in itself and part of the tempo of student life," Farley said. Breaking the routines and changing the lifestyles won't be easy, be admits. especially since it appears to hinge on increased school involvement. Type T personalities need to be identified and counseled. Parents need to be alerted, and most important, stimulating alternatives to alcohoIiIlduced arousal need to be provided. IVCF Sexual Freedom sound interesting? This will be the topic for the next Inter-varsity Christian Fellowship meeting, Wednesday, March.6 in Moin 107, at 1 p.rn. Everyone IS invited to join us for this enlightening and relaxing discussion. Do you have sexual freedom? Dart Team The Parkslde Dart Team is proud to announce its third match victory this year. The Dart Team now has a record of three wins and one loss. We invite all interested people to the Recreation Center Friday at 1 p.m. for free Dart Lessons. The UPWDT would also like to encourage members and non-members alike to volunteer for the Very Special Arts Festival. The Very Special Arts Festival is in its ~xth year of existence. It is held for the children of Racine and Kenosha. They come to Parkside to participate in an Arts and Crafts workshop. They need your help. If you are going to be in town on March 12, sign-up to help these children. Sign-up sheets are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209, the Union Bazaar Infonnation Center, or from Dart Team members. The UWPDT will be holding a social gathering alter the Arts Festival is over. Just when you thought the halls were safe, here comes Trike Race Four. The United States Tricycle Racing Federation will be ronducting TR4 in the Concour~e on April at I m The USTRF, 10 cooperaton Jih 'UWPDT, will supply the tricycles. All you have to supply IS three riders and the entry. fee. There will be a $100 first pnze If we get 20 teams to enter. start rour training now! TR4: it's a elassic. Peer Support Organization Peer support Organization' is sponsoring a wor~hop on March ~ from 1·7 p.m, in WLLC 0174, entitled "Career tjoals: Personal Expectations and Sacrifices." Joann A. Goodyear, Director of Career Planning and placement, and Bev Burnell, Career Counselor from the Career Planning and placement Office, will be speaking. All interested students are invited to attend. Geology Club Dr. Ian Williams, Assistant professor of Geology, Department .of Geology, UW-River Falls WIll present a coUoquium on Fnday, March I, at 1 p.m in Gqst 113 entitled 'THE TECTONICS O'F SOUTHEAST ASIA'. Dr. Williams is an authority on geomagnetism and paleo-magnetism. Paleo-magnetic techniques are used to re-construct the tectonic history of SE Asia. Dr. Williams will also.present a short course on magnetic reversals, their interpretation, and their importance in reconstruction of plate positions in the geologic past. The short course will be held on Friday evening, March 1, and all day Saturday, March 2. Anyone in- Computer Club On Friday, March I, the Parkslde Computer Club will be holding a meeting at 1 p.m. in Union 104 Tupies to be discussed will includ~the upcoming Computer Fair and a special presentation" "Resume Preparation for the Computer Related Fields," by Jo-Ann Goodyear, DIrector of Career Planning and Placement. New members are wei. come to attend. Accounting Club The next Accounting Club memo bership meeting will be held at I p.m. on Monday, March 4 in Union 104. The main event will be the Iak· ing of nominations for the 85-86 officers. The elections will be heldin April. The Accounting Club will also sponsor an auditing workshop on Tuesday, March 5, at 7 p.m. in Union 104. The speaker will be Parksid graduate Patrick Thomey of the Milwaukee ollice of Ernst- Whinney. Members and non-members are invited to attend. Kenosha Clearing House scholarships available to students 1985 is the eighth year the Clearing House has provided to the community service of giving equal opportunity and awareness to all students looking for scholarships or financial assistance, providing a master application and to streamline the many request school counselors receive yearly in looking for recipients for groups offering aid. The following groups in Kenosha County are members of the Clearing House and have made funds available for residents of Kenosha County who are presently enrolled or who are intending to enroll in college or technical school. Deadline for applications is March 20 and applications can be sent to Linda Mazzei, 2304 7lst Street, Kenosha WI 53140, phone number 652- 8989. Alpha Delta Kappa·Zeta Chapter a national teachers sorority, will award one or more $100 stipends. Recipients are from the area of education and in need of financial assistance. American Association of Universily WomeD (AAUW), A national professional women's network dealing with education, politics arts community and business: wili award grants in units of $100 to $300, totaling $500 to $800, based on ft~anclal need and a 2.5 grade POIOt. Beta Sigma Phi-Xi Rho Chapter, !'" IOternational organization -serv- Ice, cultural, social, will award a $75 stipend, preferably for purchase of. books. Recipients need a grade , .pomt average. Qf ~.5ami be in the.', need of financial assistance. Delta Kappa Gamma-Beta Chapter, An honorary educational society, will award a $100 scholarship, preferably to a person returning to school alter pursuing a different career, in the field of education. Kenosha County' Extension Homemakers Council, consists of many individual clubs which offer continuing education and growth opportunities on an ongoing basis through the University of Wisconsin Cooperative Education Service, will award the following gifts based on an overall aptitude and dedication: two $600 gifts to a high school senior or college student in the area of home economics or related area (dietetics, food serviee, food research, textile chemistry, interior design, early childhood); a $250 gift to a Kenosha County Extension Homemaker who is continuing her educat.ion in any degree program; a $150 gIft to a student In home economics- related associate degree program at a vocational-technical school. Westosha Buxlness and Professional Women, a national business and professional working women's organization, will award a $300 scholarship to a woman (preferably a Wilmot High School senior), based on financial need, credentials and sincere desire. Wisconsin Alumni AssociatioD· The Club of Kenosha, promotes and supports the Madison campus of the University in the localcommunity; awards 10 first semester tuition scholarships (9 to UW·Madi· son, 1 to Parkside), based on college entrance exams, grades, service to school, community extracurricu, lar activities and achievements.If chosen, you will be asked to submit transcript and letter of recommen· dation. Awards are for high school seniors or previous recipients.· . All applications are kept on fde for one year. Confidentiality IS asked. A new application must be submilled each year to participatem the Clearing House. AAUW presently coordinatesthe Kenosha County Clearing Housefor Scholarships. 'Quit smoking' workshop You ca~ stop your health from going up 10 smoke by' joining St Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Qui Smoking clinic that will be held ~t ~ec UnterlonGrove Community Healen. The -facilitator of the clinic R N Lucy Kohli, says the supp<lrt' . • ,Will,gIVe.yeiu·a fresh sfait' to a~':r. thier life style. . 8; The clinic meets from 6.30:11 30 p.m. on March 5, 6, 7,..~ fri- Call 636-2811 Monday thrD ... flt day from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.~ni<ll ister. The fee is $10. The terd Grove Communi\)' Health Cell 1 in located at 1120 Main·,S,t~ , Union Grove. --JIAl'IGER , . ~'DiningRoom"- by Jim Netbaur Feature Editor The best adjectives in the English language are used so often for suchsmall things that when a writer wants to embrace something he linds truly wonderful it's difficult to do'so with mere words. I will do mybest in telling just how impressiveparkside's performance of A.L. Gurney's "The Dining Room" was by stating right away that it showed remarkable talent on all levels. The play itself is a series of vi-. gnettes all of which take place in a dining room. No real -deep statements are made other than the fact lbat a lot of things happen in dining rooms, but 'these Vignettes do culminate by the play's end. The job of the director, apparently. is to block the. play just right in order to bring life to the room. The beautiful white set (which contrasted beautifully with the studio's black walls) was not only brought to life, it took on a differ- .ent character with each. of the various vignettes. This presented us with several different pieces of several different lives in several different dining rooms, but although the set never changed, the vignettes were directed so well it seemed to take a whole different shape with each sequence. Jonathan Smoots did a truly remarkable job of diree- 9 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 a magnificent production ting. Next we have the performances of six talented people who displayed remarkable conviction in a variety of different roles that were so varied it constituted perhaps as great an acting challenge as ever in the theater. To leave the stage as a six year old and return as a sixty year old from another walk of life in another dining room certainly demands tremendous concentration and these players managed to pull it off without the slightest problem. While the actors and actresses did wel1 in al1 of their characterizations, the ones that come to mind immediately include Rebecca Ju- Director Jonathan Smoots: a welcome .guest on campus by Bill Serpe "Directing is quite stimulating, just as stimulating as acting," said Jonathan Smoots, who is directing "The Dining Room." '-'When you get into those final rehearsals, the adrenalin gets going for me as a director in exacUy the same way it does when I'm acting. The excitement is exactly the same." Smoots has been at Parkside for the. past six weeks guest-directing the current Dramatic Arts DiscipUneproduction. While he has been here he has also been teaching a class in "Voice for the Working Actor." When he was a graduate student at Northwestern University he worked under Dr. Leon VanDyke, now head of Parkside's Dramatic Arts Discipline. Smoots is a member of the resident troupe of the American Players Theatre in Spring Green, Wisconsin, where he has been since 1980. VanDyke brought Smoots here to direct "The Dining Room" in his current effort to bring working professionals into the Parkside theater to give a greater dimension to the students' education toward work in the professional theater. "The degree of professionalis~ is very high at Parkside," s~ld Smoots. "Lee (VanDyke) lS trying to foster professional standards. He goes out of his way to bring people in from the outside to snow stu- "The degree of professionalism is very high at Parkside ... For the size of the department, they are getting ten times more opportunity to work with professionals than at other schools. • Jon Smoots licb's strong portrayal of a suffering housewife who uses the room to control both her child's mismanaged birihday party and a quiet misunderstanding with her lover (whose son is attending the party) without letting on to the children, Andrew Brhel's very real portrayal of an elderly rich man who uses the room to slowly ponder about changes and the realization that his own existance is merely of monetary value to his family, Missy Weaver's achingly poignant perfonnance as an elderly woman who dazedly walks around the dining room she's known over half a century not realizing quite where sbe is due to an attack of senility (the scene was extraordinarily moving), and John Miskulin as an old man planning his funeral as carefully as the opening of the most recent Olympics (because it really does mean that much to him). Steve Orih had an uncanny knack for the roles he played as a young child, bringing out that necessary ingredient of awe and wonder, blending it with innocence and exhuberance. Paula Boehler was especially impressive in one sequence as a proud dowager who, with her chin up and shoulders back, proudly displays silverware and fingerbowls to her curious nephew, balking when she realizes that it is f?r a project studying dying Amencan cultures. Brhel always seemed very studied and showed great control over his characterizations. Weaver acted with her whole body, adding so much life to her portrayals. Orth was amazingly good at reacting to the dialogue of other characters (so many performers fail to do that). Boehler showed great sincerity. Miskulin had absolutely perfect timing. Julich was marvelous at using her voice, seeming to know just bow loud or soft to speak. bow high or low of a pitch to use. She also managed to enhance her vocal delivery by using just the right facial expression for each character (without makeup, she managed to looIc young, old, happy, sad, rich, poor, whatever. by just bolding her face the right way). It has been written that screen actor Humphrey Bogart used to practice facial expressions in front of a mirror to prepare for film roles. Too had Rebecca Julich wasn't around to help him, he could have saved hours. Intimacy was added to this whole production by holding it m the Communication Arts Studio where the audience felt it was actually in a dining room watching aU of these incidents take place. I have named only a few, but if everyone in the audience was asked his or her favorite vignette we would probably get at least three votes for each one. They really all were that good, none of them hindering the construction of the play at aU. "The Dining Room" is the best thing I've seen on campus aU year (which is saying a lot because 1 haven't been disappointed with any of the theater or music events we've had). I honestly recommend this show. I'.-""'1,""'1'1""""""1I I ~U:VEI I GOT I I YLE I §I I1 I I I. I PAC play Top GirlsTh,~".~~_a!:p~~~~~: pact is I ~EXPOKr I by Jim Neibaur left her British working class farmly As stated previously, the per.- I III CZ) § Feature' Editor at a young age to find success at a d ~ (;A;Jt!Itn- § Re rt ry Com- t ncy The formances are very good. The au. 1- § § The Milwaukee- pe o. major emp loymen ag.e .' . ence watching this same preview ~ pany showed plenty of acting tale~t first act consists of her inviting sev- seemed to react indifferently to the ~ Ithe rid § when performing Caryl Churchdl s eral famous womenN~f thlesabe"palslat play itself (judging by the conversa- ~ You can trave wo over I "Top Girls" but the preview J Lady 'JO t th ~ __ .I fi:• .1 '-Att L_-r ~ wasn't nearly' as well received. as (podPeD °llanG'ret Patient' Griselda) Uons I eavesdropped on a e § iUIU "eYer IIIU a 11\1 er lIQ; . Ii: Blr u, ·1 th show's conclusion), but all agreed ~ I Oth;'eMpi:~:,::e~~f~~d~~~~nsi~ tsoecaon'ddi~~~rspece~e:sra~~~~~::::wit~ that the acting was top drawer. lIoN TAP AT UNION SQUARE IS d vent f 'ly U'es (unfortuante SISter, "Top Girls" is a good. example of a that it is far too talky an une • her aIDI . promising idea inadequately work- ~ ful. The sequences that feature illegitimate child. etc.) servmg as: ed out, but played with great con- ~ '1111111~ overlapping dialogue baffl~ the cu\miIlation. It is an ambltio,!:~- vietion, nonetheless. ~1111111111111111111l . viewer as to which conversal1on to tempt at. a play about w?man __ ' '_-=====:::::::;::;:===::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~~;;;;;;~~;;;;~~~~~;;;follow.' • • _ dents what working with professionals is really like. For the size. of the department, they are getting ten times more opportunity to work with professionals than at other, larger schools." , Adding directing to his credentials as a professional in the theat~r has contributed an entirely new dimension to Smoots' craft. "You can be far more creative in terms of the entire visual and sensual J>E:rfonnance: the sound, the ~USIC, the lights, as w,~n as the creation of the characters. Having worked as an actor, S oots felt more compassionate .to hmi actors as a direc tor. "Quite nolStt'eea bly , I'm more considerate of me of their problems than some sdoirectors I have work ed W·Ith have been to me. For example, many directors wiU throw last minute changes at an actor, which can completely upset the char~cter ~e actor has tried to establish. Ive tried not to do that." The biggest challenge Smoots met with in directing "The Dining Room" was giving the entire production the right sense of cohesiveness. "In a play that's so fragmented with so many characters, It was a challenge to coach the actors into being a unified cast, to give a sense that they've worked together before, some sense of evenness m their ability. "Educational theater is invaluable in terms of experience," said Smoots. "It's very similar to tearn activity in sport." 10. 1bu~y, Fe!>,:S, 1985 ~-- ..... 11:4\ c./· , Dining Room backdrop designed with care This is not always the case. "Some other areas of the theater. "1 tried directors tell yOUexactly what they acting, directing and other techni· want ." At that point the deSigner cal aspects for the theater ,. he b . lIy becOmes a techmc ia n, Iil- said, "but designing just see';ed to . as,~an a space with decoration," be the place 1liked being the best." smagid !warren. At other ti.mes Warren found that directors had a baSIC concept in mind but needed help looking for solutions to problems 10 terms of space arrangeme~t and practical design. "Often," said Warren, "I would have to submit more than one possible deslgn-sometimes as many as five-untill foun~, what the director was looking for. "Skelly" Warren beCame a set designer after working in most In March of 1984 the Milwaukee chamber theater did a production of "The Dining Room." At that ume they hired J. "Skelly" Warren to design and build their sel. When the prnduction ended the lllwaukee group discovered they had no place to store the set, Warren, who is the technical director for the ParltsIde Dramatic Arts DIs· Clphne, offered to store the set here The Milwaukee group said "then why don't we just give it to you " Tomorrow night that set will be the backdrop for the parltsIde production of "The Dining Room" For Ius design plan Warren used a collage format similar to artwork done by Louise Nevilson. Nevilson's pieces usually related an idea using nothing specific for a collage. Warren's set is a collage, but it is filled with things that can be and are part and parcel to a dining room. "I chose the format of a collage because the play is a collage," said Warren. "It is the series of scenes that lake place in dining rooms, not just one dining room, but any dining room." As a consequence be formed this collage that is primanly decorative things from dining rooms like various mouldings and archways. Unlike most sets that are very colorful Warren's design is painted a solid 'off white kind of color. "I used a lot of texture in this set," Wanen said, "and 1felt that to add color would only make the set too busy and would detract from the action and the characters," Warren also said that the use of collage and solid color would offer the audience the chance to remember things from their own dining rooms. When he was commissioned to design and build this set Warren was basically given free feign In terms of what he would create. Falcon & the Snowman * * * * * Sensational screen adoption of shocking by Karl Dlxo. One of my lavonte politic2l science professors wrote in a book based on Ius Ph.D. dissertation that people cenerally think political ra<bcaIs doD't love this country as much as mainstream individuals. "In lact," Ken Hoover wrote, "they love their country a little more than they really should." This is the main thread woven through the "The Falcon and the Snowman" starring Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn, and an interesting thread it is In the lilm based on a true story, Hutton and Penn play two men, Chnstopber Boyce and Dalton Lee, who grew up friends in a we2lthy Calilornia suburb during the l!!ro's. After high school, Hutton's character, Boyce enrolled in the seminary, and Penn's character, Lee became a narcotics dealer. Early in 1973, Boyce quit the seminary, returned borne, and with Ius father's help lands a high security job. Whl1e doing his work, Boyce disco<:Ven information ahoot covert CIA activities in foreign countries, and in anger and disgust, decides to sell this information to the Soviets. Hutton convinces Lee to become the deliveryman, and the remainder of the film chrooicals their various deals with the Soviets, their inevitable capture and ultimate jail sentences. There are several things that make this film work; the pacing is fast and the editing is tighl. The performances by the two men are teriffic. Hutton shows once again that talent need not be refined with age. His character is so complex and be played with such sincerity and anger that one real\y does not feet angry with him, even though he is selling this country's mos! secret information to the country that is supposed to be our worst enemy. But, it is Sean Penn's performance that is the highlight of the Iilm. He plays an addict and drug dealer who is so simple that he has no idea of the severity what he is doing. He only counts the profits and even attempts to cut the Russi- When "The Dioing Room" 0 tomorrow oight in the Studio ~ ater of the Communication arts building you will have the opPOrtunity to sit back in Skelly Warnn'sdining room and you will have lime to think of dioing rooms that you have known and how they bave affected your life. You might even wonder if some of what you see isn't actually from your own past. true story an Embassy in Mexico in on a heroin deal. His instability forces Hutton to eliminate him as the middle man, and Penn's portrayal of this man's loss of rationality and control makes this a flawless performance. The fibn also raises some serious political questions. It opens with lootage of the various major politi- <:21 and social events of the 1960's, and then switches to footage of the Watergate hearings to begin the story. The filmakers did this because the events expalin why the' two men, primarily Boyce, did what they did. They were livtng in a time when serious questions were being raised about our government, " and instead of picketing or march- . ing, they decided to give the Sovieb a chance at a fair game. "The Falcon and the Snowman" is not a big story, and there are no special effeels. Rather it is a story about two people with two terrific lead performances, It is clear that neither one of these men realized the magnitude of what they were doing. But Boyce, unlike Lee, sold the information not lor money, but because he wanted the two natiolls to stop their activities and liveharmoniously. He learned a difficult lessons tbe bard way. "There will never be any reconciliation. They- 're just as dangerous and paranoid as we are," he said near the end. "I don't know why I thought they'dbe different." PAS POSITIONS AVAILABLE Chairpeople needed for next year's committees: • Coffeehouse • Contemporary Entertainment • Film • Recreation • Performing Arts & Lectures • PUblicity & Promotion • Special Events • Videos GET INVOLVED TODAY! See Keith or Mike In the PAS Office Union D114 . Or leave a message ., E.R... Lionel Stander: by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Lionel Stander is best known as Max on TV's "Hart to Hart," but is, in fact, one of the best and most prolificcharacter actors in lbe history of motion pictures. During a recenttelephone interview, Stander recalledhis start in show business. "Like most cases my start was by accident," he said. "I was a reporter and was fired from the New York Evening General. I then went to watch a friend rehearse for a play.The director needed someone to shoot craps in a scene during the e.e. cummings play they were doing. The director, Jimmy Light,. took a liking to me, and I stayed withthe players for awhile. It was then I decided to become an actor." In the years that followed and belore his TV success in "Hart to Hart," Stander appeared in hundreds of motion pictures, after having been a successful radio actor on showswith Eddie Cantor and others. One of Stander's first pictures wasa two reeler featuring Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle, "In the Dough" (1932). Arbuckle, a major silent screen comic for Mack Sennett and Joseph Schenck productions, lost his career in 1921 when be was accused of raping and mur.dering. actless Virginia Rappe. . . Altbough acquitted, Arbuckle had great diffieulty finding .work for many years, -directing films under the pseudonym Will B. Goode for the remainder of the twenties. - , 7' 2 11 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985' - a veteran of showbiz hold at the box office. If the shorts were successful, Warner's was to sign him to a long term contract. The shorts were successful, Warner's told him they were going to sign him to a feature contract and that he'd be big again. He gave a party to celebrate and dropped dead before anything could be done." Another major comic star that Stander worked with was Harold Lloyd. "I was his favorite supporting actor," recalled Stander. "He had me in three of his feature pietures." Stander's performance in Lloyd's "The Milky Way" (1936) was so successful he was asked to appear in Danny Kaye's musical remake, "The Kid From Brooklyn" (1946). Over the years, Stander has worked wilb top stars and major directors in many fllms, his personal favorites including Frank Capra's "Mr. Deeds Goes To Town" (1936) with Gary Cooper, William Wellman's "A Star is Born" (1937) with Fredric Mareh, and Roman Polanski's "Cul-de-Sac" (1966) with Donald Pleasance. "Gary Cooper was a very nice guy," recalled Stander, "and never realized his talent as an actor. He was always insecure. unconscious of his real talents. He thought he was just luckY." Stander also did voice-overs for Walter Lantz cartoons, his most noted characterization being that of Woody Woodpecker's buzzard nemesis. He remained active until being blacklisted lor a period during lbe fillies. "That was a rough time," be recalled. "Many who were blacklisted committed suicide, became alcoholics, drug addicts. Fortunately, I survived. 1 became a stockbroker; I'm the only actor ever to be peestdeot of a Wall Street brokerage house." Stander worked steadily througbout the sixties and seventies in pietures like "Cul-<le-Sac," "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" (1969), "The Cassandra Crossing" (1973) Stander is best known as Max on TV's "Hart to Hart." "The shorts Arbuckle made for .Warner Brothers. which also starred Shemp Howard and I, were going to he used by tbe studio to test the audience and see if the boyeott against Arbuckle would still . Record review Belfegore debut of interest and "The Black Bird" (19751. Before achieving fame on "Hart to Hart," Stander co-starred WIth Red Buttons in a proposed TV pilol entitled "The Sunshine Boys," based on Neil Simon's play. "Neil Sunon wrote the pilot. but it was cancelled before it ever aired. That's unfortunate. You can't gel a better writer than Nell Sim on. " Despite his success m films for so many yean, Stander was stitl amazed at the success of his Max character on "Hart to Hart" "Irs because with motion pictures you're loolting at a big screen In a darlt room and there's an 31f' of fantasy ahout ,t. but with television, you're in people's homes and they feel like they know you. In London I couldn't even walk the streets," In Ius fifty-odd year career. Stander has lew regrets. the only real one being the lack of wit and humor In today's film product. "There seems to be no place In films (or wit and humor 10 the style of Ben Hecht. It seems there's no market lor it because all they put out are mindless teenage films. "They don't make Iilrns with W1t and humor, so lhe people who make wit and humor don't go to the movies. The Umted States has the greatest number of college graduates tn the world, and they don't make films for those peopIe_ There are no films that appeal to !bat audience." At present Lionel Stander is ..,. gotiating to star in anoth .. televl· sion series In Ioolung bad< on hIS career, OM: recalls many nne charact er actors ,n screen history who managed to add so much to the proceedings WIth their presence. Out of many contenders, Stander may .ery wetl be the best of them atl. by Pat Zirkelbach This week's new debut album comes off Elektra Records and features the new group, Bellegore, with their album fittingly titled "Belfegore." The three members of the group have diverse origins. The conceptualizer and leader of Belfegore is Meikel Clauss: a German~born !JlUSician-Who-apprenticed in varlOUS Dusseldorf outfits including KFC and the successful punk band, Nights. Growing dissatisfied, he began looking for other musicians to lorm a new band. He met drummer Charly T. Cbarles at a 1981 Killing Joke concert. Tbe two hil it off right away' and Charles joined up with Clauss so he could "broaden his horizons." After much jamming and various record- many other commercial bands, ining projects, tbey met bassist Raoul eluding Devo, Ultravox and Euryth- Walton through producer Conny mics, to name a f~w. Plarik. Raoul stands oul as a sophis- Witb musical mlluences from ticated and talented jazz/funk gui- punk, jazz and rock and r?,ll, It IS larist witb a 101 of experience be- surprising that "Bellegore really hind him, including the Montreaux works. Allbougb It IS not a strong Jazz Festival. album through and through, the LP d s have a few cuts that exemplify With lbe band finally formed, oe lle ore sound. they debuled at the Festival of New th~ Be" A~l That 1 Wanted," lbe German Music in Rome. They re- n. almost unpredictable, a fined their style and entered tbe p:~e :~e band seems fairly rom- Sludi,oin March, 1984 with produC- ~ y ~ble ,with. ,This is .contrasled er Plank, Plank has'helped produ." ' , , 0< with "Wake With Sirens:' which almost sounds deranged, caused hy an even more varied tempo and ly~ rics spoken (or screamed) rather than sung. Their music is hard to categorize, which is a good quality this time. It is very hard driving and unpredictable and just the right thing if you want to spice up your listening. Pick it up if you are nol afraid of taking chances and approach it with an open mind because this one will .set you. back. few steps. TANNING SPECIALS 7 30 Minute SessIons ONLY $30 Slngte sessionS (30 min.) $5 N , ~~~~CMat OPEN rJa-S/14 JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING BREAK ALl NEW EQUIPMENT Open 8 am-I pm Mon.-sat. Call for an appollilment 7617 Sheridan Rd. 652-6611 Simmons Pen Plaza : 12 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 PAB film --- ---- ~ A pause in the disaster Welcome to this week's episode of "Really Rich Guys with Loads of Problems", TV's favorite continuing nighttime drama. As you remember, in last week's episode dastardly family villain J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray, had just foreclosed on kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's wolverine ranch, thus incurring the wrath of kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's mildly enfeehled son Ray Boh Jimmy Billy Jack, who planted a bomb he made himsell in J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray's Rolls Royce pickup truck. The bomb, however, failed to go off as Ray Boh Billy Jack made it out of Silly Putty and prune juice. Upon discovering the bomb, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray suspected that it had been set by his arch rival and business associate, Yahoo McDonald. When confronted with this accusation, Yahoo proved that he couldn't have planted the bomb because at the time, he had been in the local Xrated water bed motel with hy Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray's lovely and oversexed wife Aphrodesia. After hearing this, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray forgave Yahoo, and apologized for ever thinking that he could plant a bomb that stupid. Meanwhile, back at the family ranch/vineyard/hotel The Double E Lazy R Rocking P Triple Fork, crochetty old family matriarch Miss Ellie Mae Junie Jack broke some Coffeehouse slated I'~ ..! Michael Gulezian PAB Coffeehouse is presenting singer songwriter Michael Gulezian on Wednesday March 6 from noon until 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. until 8 p.m. Gulezian's Chrysallis LP "Unspoken Intentions" was raved by such publications as "High Fidelity" and he has appeared in concert with such stars as Steve Forbert, Leo Kottke, Martin Muil, the Roches and the David Grisman Quintet. Gulezian's appearance here is, like all Coffeehouse presentations, free with free popcorn besides. Don't miss this impressive performer. Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package Snacks, Pizza & SandwicheS Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Cali 658-8788 ,. terrible news to her loving, but strong willed daughter, Yolanda Jack. It seems that Yolanda Jack was adopted by the family years ago when her real parents, the Sheeplifters, were killed in a tragic Cuisinart explosion. This news so shocked Yolanda Jack she ran away into the arms of her lover, kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's mildly enfeebled son Ray Bob Billy Jimmy Jack, who, as we discovered several weeks ago, is actually her third cousin twice removed on her mothers side, although she doesn't know it. Mildly enleebled son Ray Bob Jimmy Billy Jack consoled her as best he could, but it wasn't enough, so Yolanda Jack ran to the arms of her other lover, Yahoo McDonald's rich but spoiled son Rexford, who, unknown to her, is her second cousin's brother's nephew twice removed. Meanwhile, in another part of the family ranch/vineyard/hotel, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Flay's lovely and oversexed wife Aphrodesia discovered her husband was .having an affair with the .wife of a man Aphrodesia was having an affair with at the same time that her sister-in-laW Yolanda Jack was having an affair with the couple'S son's second cousin. To further complicate matters, crochetty old family matriarch Miss Ellie Mae Junie Jack received a call from her doctor, who told her she had contracted the mysterious incurable disease which kills nine out 01 ten people in nighttime drama. in fact, it is the same mysterious incurable disease which mysteriously killed her late husband Billy Bob Jim Jack Dave. She was not surprised, however, as she knew her contract was almost up and she also knew that the producers would never go for the pay raise her agent was demanding. Well, that's all the time we have for this week. Tune in next week for this week's episode of "Really Rich Guys with Loads of Problems" Thompson goes solo by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Linda Thompson first achieved notoriety with her Brit-guitarist husband Richard on several collaborative LPs during the late seventies and early eighties, as well as the 1982 tour that wowed critics from coast to coast. Their avant garde style halted with the breakup of their marriage that year. On her first solo LP, "One Clear Moment," on Warners, Thompson first seems to move in the direction of the intimate woman's album stemming from her traumatic experience of divorce but then shifts gears to a more pop expression with a nice light style that shows great promise. Linda Thompson's selections are offbeat and interesting, among the best being Ravel's "Les Trois Beaux Oiseaux de Paradis," Ann Peebles' "Just Enough to Keep Me Hanging On," and a live version of her "Only a Boy." Her attempts to remove the barrier between artist and audience are semi-successful, Linda Thompson especially for a debut record but her choice of selections is hampered by a lack of cohesion. Thompson s~ms to be searching for a musical niche, but her undeniable talent bails her out. Subsequent solo rec~~ ds should extend her musical vision, eventually placing her in the top ra~ of female artists alongside the likes of Ricki Lee Jones and Kate Bush. ACTS competition set Las Cruces, NM - Rock bands will have even more opportunities to advance their professional careers in the 1985 American Collegiate Talent Showcase (ACTS) competition. A special audition by London Wavelength has been added for the top scoring rock bands in addition to the currently awarded s~owcases at The Ritz in New York City and the Palace in Los Angeles. London Wavelength is the BBC's exclusive United States representative for the syndication of all their contemporary rock radio programs, including the BBC Rock Hour. The BBe Rock Hour features live con. ....c~.~~.~~~ ~~ials.lrom artists who _ ... _ ..'::::::::::,': .. are unequivocably the greatest rock performers today. Names such' as Culture Club, Paul McCartney U2 Eurythmics, Duran Duran, Elto~ John and The Police are just some of the leatured artists on the program. - Lon~on Wavelength has also produced Its own :'talent search" and w~ able to find interest at the major record label level for sam of these bands. This is the lirst yea~ they WIll include ACTS entries part of their program. Interest: students may contact: ACTS Box ~~;; ~~~uc~, NM 88003 ~rcall by Riek Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Warm, sensitive, a true classic. These are words which will never be used to describe "Where The Boys Are '84", this week's PAB film presentation. This is not to say that the movie won't be a lot of fun. The plot, such as it is, concerns four college girls who are in Fort Lauderdale to lind guys. Three of the girls are unremittingly horny and the lourth is almost hopelessly virginal. They get in various silly situations in the course of the film as they go in search of, what else, cheap and tawdry sex. The movie is a remake of the 1960 classic (?) "Where The Boys Are" which starred Connie Francis and George "Super Tan" Hamilton. The updated version stars Lisa Hartman, Lorna Lult, Wendy Schaal and Lynn-Holly Johnson, and is directed by the one, the only, Hy Averback. "Where The Boys Are '84" is silly. stupid. and downright dumb. Which means, of course, that it will prohably be a lot of fun. So if you want to get in the mood for spring break, see a lot of girls, and guys, in brief swim suits, and put your mind on hold for about an hour and a hall, see "Where The Boys Are '84". I'll be there. Preview of "The Sure Thing" Rob Reiner's romantic comedy "THE SURE THING," starring John Cusack and Daphne Zuniga, will open on Friday, March 1st at selected theaters in the Milwaukee area. Walter "Gib" Gibson is a college freshman living a lonely student existence during a bitterly cold winter out on the east coast. His best friend from high school, Lance, is attending school in warm, sunny California. In order to entice his friend to come out for. a visit, Lance promises Gib a one-night stand with a guaranteed "Sure Thing." Not able to allord the trip solo, Gib pools his resources with fellow student Alison Bradbury and. despite a less than ideal relationship - it's antagonistic at bestthe pair start out for California. Of course, an attraction of sorts ensues ...John Cusack as Walter Gibson, Daphne Zuninga as Alison Bradbury, Anthony Edwards as Lance. Boyd Gaines as Jason, Tim Robbins as Gary Cooper, Lisa Jane Persky as Mary Ann Webster, Viveca Lindfors as professor Taub, and Nicolette Sheridan as The Sure Thing, star. An Ernbassay Pictures release, "THE SURE THING" is a Monument Picture Production prodUced hy Roger Birnbaum and directed by Rob Reiner. The screenplaY:: written by Steven L. Bloom Jonathan Roberts. Hel1C'J Winkler was the executive producer; Andrew Scheinman served as co-pl'O" Queer. ' ~-:==----------------- ~ER ... - 13 Tbu~y.F.b.28, 1985 Eventng was a real. 'Put On' by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, two groups of Parklde students, Stars on 45 at 33 and ~WEAparticipated in the first Ra· cine~ea "puttin on the Hits" ,boTwh.e shoW, which took place at MemorialHall, consisted of twenty acts, all competing for a one hun' dred dollar first prize and a chance to go to Hollywood and appear on "Putlin'on the Hits" by lip syncing to their favorite songs. Among the acts were 'put ons' of such per- {orIners as Prince, Olivia Newton- John and Yes. For the most part, these performances .consisted of straight forward copies of the groups.There are a few slightly 'far out'acts. including a man who performed Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" speeded up to 45 rpm and Parkside's own Stars on 45 at 33 (sean Cranley, Jack Kemper, Greg Kitson, Todd DeMint and Tom Petersen), who performed to a slowed downversion of "My Boyfriend's Back." Theevent was won b~ a group callingthemselves the New Boys, who performed to "The Bird" by TheTime. Second place was given to The New Edition Girls, who did a well choreographed lip sync perlormanceto a medley of songs by New Edition. Timex, a group whicb did "Jungle Love" by The Time finished third. Nuance's "Love Ride," performed by Donna Barnes placed fourth, and a group led by LeonBird took fifth place with an elaboratelystaged version of "Renegade" by Styx. Neither Stars on 45 at 33 nor SWEA (Julie Jam, Julie Krautkramer and Lori Gandrud) pItIM by Jay CnpeeT The Stars on 45 at 33 debuted at "Puttin' on the Hits" placed, although both groups turned in very entertaining performances. The acts were judged by a panel of three judges; WJZQ personality Jim Hodges, Mark Smathers of Happenings Magazine and Bradford High School's Gary Shaver. The acts were judged in three categories: cleverness, appearance and lip sync ability. Larry zamba, president of Wham Bam Singing Telegram and organizer of the event, felt that the evening went well. "It was technically perfect, and I felt it was good fun." zamba said that there is a possibility that he will organize another contest in the near future. Jack Kemper, member of Stars on 45 at 33 said that he felt the group did well. "We did okay, al- Candidates discuss competency tests Contioued from Page I is running for vice-president because she wants the voices of the students to be heard. She is the current president of Black Students Organization and the former vicepresident of that group. She has served on the Senate, on SUFAC and on the Minority Affairs Committee. Like the other candidates, she is in favor of United Council involvement. "The Senate has done a pretty good job this year," she said. "We've attacked some issues. I am glad about United Council, because now if we have complaints, we are in the system." U elected, Weisinger said that she would place suggestion boxes around the campus so that individUals could relay ideas anonymouSly. "Then I would discuss the ideas with the President and print them in the Ranger," she said. Weisinger said that she feels the competency test program may need some revision, and felt that absenteeism in the Senate is onlya minor problem. "Apathy exists in the school but not really in the senate," she said. . The other vice-presidential candidate Bob Vanderloop is an Engineering student who decided that he would like to run for VICe-presIdent to represent those students that don't seem to be represente:ct. "I feel that the Senate h~Sdone tts job and its been effective, and I . wo~ld like to help coordinate those efforts," he said. Vanderloop, like the others, a.gred that involvement in UOlted ~ouncil is a good idea. He feels that the competency tests are a goo? idea but could use some reorgamzatiIcon. AlSO , he was not aware that absenteeism in the Senate was a pro"bIlewmo.uld really like the Executive experience," he said. "It woul~ be interesting to see what govern ment can do, and hopefully It can help students as a ~hole hnd the jobs that they want. . Student government electIOnS will he held on Marcb 6 and 7. Stu' dents who are still interested l~ J..omI'ng the race as write-inposciati~odniSdates for any of the open . h must register by MaIcp 1 .10 t e psGA office WLLC D-139A. though, in the beginning it was a little hard to hear our music, so we got a little off." Kemper felt that one reason the group didn't place was the fact that their act wasn't quite what the judges or the audience were looking for. "It seemed as though the contest was geared more toward the junior high and high school crowd. I don't think they quite understood the humor of our act. In the flyers for the event, they stressed 'hilarious put 005 of your favorite groups', but it seemed like here they were looking for the best imitators 01 groups. Originality dido't seem to count for a lot." We surrender! Fob.. D.Robot. wbo 'isiled parksk\e 00 M_Y. ~ to no" lor student governmeat presideat aDd also tried 10 Lake 0" er tht ('haD· cdlor's office. 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St. Norbert began working the ball inside to their two leading scorers, 5'10" Amy Proctor and 6' Amy Spielbauer, who were able to score under the basket. The Parkside defense tried to challenge the two, but textbook picks by the supporting players kept the Amys free to go to the hoop. The Rangers were able to get a few points back by implementing a full-court trapping defense. St. Norbert broke the Iull-ccurt press and returned to scoring. St. Norbert was able to open up leads of up to 11 points before settling for a nine-point, 41-32 halltime advantage. Parkside was outrebounded by SI. Norbert 20-11 in the first hall, yet hit 16 field goals as did SI. Norbert. St. Norbert, however, shot nine free throws to make the halftime margin. The second half began on a positive note as Merry Dickman broke out for a quick bucket. SI. Norbert, though, hit four of the next five baskets to open up a 13 point lead after three minutes. Parkside fought to get within eight points, but SI. 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"With six people, it's hard to maintain intensity for 40 minutes. We just don't hat'e the stamina to push, and it's going to affect our rebounding ... Wendy Miller minute mark of the second half. The lead hulged to 18 before SI. Norbert's coach Connie Tilley began to put in the substitutes. The Rangers, with the same five players in the game from the beginning, were able to score a few points to finish the game with a 10 point deficit. "With six people it's hard to maintain intensity for 40 minutes," said Miller. "We just don't have the stamina to push, and it's going to affect our rebounding." The Rangers were outboarded 44-27. Proctor led all scorers with 31 points on 13-19 from the floor and 5-6 from the free-throw line. She also pulled down 16 rebounds. Spielbauer had 19 points, 11 rebounds, and also blocked nine Parkside shots. Debby Hansen scored ~ points, grabbed 10 rebounds, and blocked three shots for parkside. Dickman added 13 points and had six assists. Connors had 12 points, Ketterhagen 10, and VanDeraa 8. Miller said, "1 think they played very well, considering the circumstances (losing a starter to an injury and having to play 40 minutes). They had to dig deep -down inside themselves under these adverse conditions ." Parkside player shoots as St. Norbert's and the Rangers wait poolO by ADD. Kortelldlclr. to rebound the ball, Darters given welcome and victory in Whitewater Whitewater hosted Parkside',s Dart Team, Saturday, Feb. 23 and lost with the final score 7-5. The tournament started with Sean Cranley and Todd DeMint earning Parkside's first two points Classified--- Whipple Rd., Wilton CT 06897. 203-83H142. NO FEE. KIM KRANICH: I hope softball won't steal one of my most dedicated sports writers! WANTED: DEAD or alive}! Sports wrtterst' Admission to games free. Widen your horizons and apply now! LOOKING FOR fun, adventure, and of course, romance? Apply at the Ranger to be a sports writer! Lead a glamorous, fast-past life and join the Ranger's Sports. Staff! LISTEN, WORLD I really mean it. This paper win seU-destruct after you finish with the ejassttieds! GREG KITSEN: Whitewater was unforgetta· ble, you hunk of man, you! l! We'll have to do it again sometime, SOON! PAT HENSIAK: was that over·work.ed and under-sexed? Or over-sexed. and under-work.· ed? JENNIE TUNK: I'm a bored, frustrated S.E. Thus 1 am writing this classified to you. If by Parkside begins the NAIA Discphleaanscee ryetouurnshoounled. get bored and frustrated, trriict 14 basketball playoffs Monday, BRENDA: MAIL my bill to: 3029 94th St. March 4, in a semifinal game, hut SHtEuYrt., CWRIU5E3:177Don't play with fire! The office' for the first time since 1973 the TRYING TO have a secret affair is like trying Rangers may not play a tournament to sneak dawn past a rooster! game at home. RDAANWDNYWMHOO?UN.: Is. that you behind those Parkside automatically received TFoRsOteTrI'EGRr:antsT?HE thlngs you do to me! Jazzy a serm .tmmaal berth by being the top FIRST ANNUAL ceramic Deer Hunt. Con- ranked independent team in tact Sean Cranley for details. Wisconsin. The Dunkel National T&HRAoNbK, RYaOnUge!r Kpehitoht.ogMrapikhee,rsJill,anBdareryv,eryRoincek Rating Service will be used to deelse who rooted for us at Memorial Hall. tennine home sites in the s'lX-team STtHarEs. ConAS4E5 aotf 3th3e. missing autotron has been tournament. solved. Thanks, VP Paul Johnson. Parkside will meet the winner of· JinOH1N0 dHay.:s, Swtaert'resprIellading the news-we leave th t onna be a part of it-New e quar erfinal game Saturday Vork, New York! LY, JT March 2, between Eau Claire and C~hAoRseOLw,hoTwHa~lt. SS.oEm.:edaGyooydourthisnhgips wciollmecomteo La Crosse, wh' lIe Stevens Point ~n. Never say.never again. A bird in the hand also an automatic semifinal seed U ~oh~~.o In the bush. Keep smiting, even becaus~ it is the WSU Conference JIM &. Di: Let's do lunch. JT & JH champIOn, hosts the winner of the MAX N.: We need more \\Titers.· are you free Stout·Lakeland College game Mfoornadanyapthprliocuagtihon.Friday, 9--5p.m'.? See Jenni e SI·Dee th e current Dunkel ratings '1 ~n~~:V:iaWVp.Ea~.t~pesl but r~~IYl-:T~e •• ?f Point, Eau Claire and Parkside, . ,} ..... l •• !!~!...~~.!-~........,••• *.)~~.~h,at-l)rder, are not Ukelytto • If' .'.1 1•••• ~•••~" - . by beating Kerry Olivo and. Jim Treul two games straight of Partners C!,lcket. The second match was singles 301, and pitted Parkslde's Greg Kitson against Greg Nybce. Kitson lost the match to even the score 2-2. Parkside's Barry Kroll lost to Whitewater's Steve Nadoln in the third match, singles 301. In the fourth match, partners cricket, Bill Slack and Nick Thome from Parkside defeated Pam Rathmann and Rob McFadzen in the first game, then lost the second game and won the third game. The final game of the match was team 1001, worth three team points. Whitewater jumped out to an early lead whenTreulthrew 121 with his first three darts. No Park· side "darter" threw over 100 points on any given throw, but Thome threw 81, 80 and 84 points on his first three turns to trim Whitewater's lead. Parkside won the tournament when Slack hit a double three to end the 1001 game. Slack was named the most valuable Darter for his winning throw. This match brings Parkside's record to 3-1. Personals ALL STUDENTS: Remember to vote March 6 or 7, parkside Student Government AssoCiatMloInC. HELLE: YOU'RE mine and I love you. BChEiCp.K: HAPPy Belated Valentine's Day. Just thought yOU milllht get a kick out of this. , ose. YOU, TOO. can earn $SO a month. For details., send at least $25 to Dave in the Ranger office. PHVHRT!! PHVHRT!! pHVHRT!! GNAT, NEXT time we won't use chopsticks! Thanks for the experience. PRR TO CAROL at the Ranger. We think you're beautiful and want to take you out-more than once! Your Secret AdmirerS· THE BLACK room LIVES!!! ANDY. MAKE sun. to pick up a loaf of bread on your way home tonight. OFF1ClAL RECOUNT: Ranger wins Winter Carnival! JEN: I'M glad we only have Winter Carnival once a year! Dave & Jay WHO HAS THE AUTOTRON!'?!?!?!?!'?!? KRlS; WE just wanted to tell you how Iantastic we both think you are, and lately we \"ouldn't have been able to do it ",;tbout ya! ., ·••• ...... _RSOM- • ..-oIPT1ON. ~ Do" & ',y DEAR WORLD: This is your last chance! • ~ 1""-'" I've written ctass.ifieds to you but it was. all in • • TtPING • vain. If you don't respond soon. I'll do somet •• thing desperate! Signed, a Desperate Sports L R Editor. etters. eswnes NEEDED: SPORTS Reporters. If male, ~ Term Papers • please reply in person to Carol, the S.E. If • • female, an application will be fine. Student Rates • DEAR WORLD: I mean it noW! Give me • • some classifieds or else ... i PHONE 637 ..3600 STEVE. ('fIlE blond sports writer), Stop gil"~ • ing me stories and let's go to an AU..star • Wrestlinlll match!-The office nymphomaniac. J Z ' A d STEVE: (THE blond sports "'Titer), Now, • acque me n erson. th,t', NOT "Let's do some wrestli"l!," bot • 1441 Park Avenue • "Let's go!"-The office nymphomaniac. • R . W' . ! STEVE' (THE blond sports writer), Would acme.. .. lSc~nSm , . you please erase my ~~~ and ptione number " :\.""'-4t....,....,..••• 4:'.... ,.,{rom. you_knoWrwhere. . . . ." • l .' . Men's basketball NAIA playoffs begin change in the final ratings which . will come out Wednesday. Feb. 27. the Rangers would be at home in the semis if La Crosse upsets Eau Claire. Defending district champion and National NAIA runnerup Stevens Point would have the home court in the title game Wednesday, March 6, against any opponent. Either Eau Claire or Parks1de could host the finals if the pointe~ are upset. . Eau Claire and Lakeland receIVed automatic tournament berths by being the runnersup in the WSU Conference and independent school rankings, respectively. Stout andLa Crosse round out the field beca~ they are the highest Dunkel-raAlA teams among the remaining N games in the state. rt All tournament games will sta . 'at 7:30,'P:m. reg;lrdless, ,o-\'slt~.: . ' PltANGkR softball preview 15 Thursday, Feb. 28, 198. Team'8 goal by Steve Kratochvil The Parkside women's softball tearn hopes to participate in Nationals for the fifth consecutive sea- SOD this spring. Thingshave been underway for some time. The team has been practicing informally since Sept. once a week. "The kids who played volleyball and tennisjoined us in Nov." said CoachLinda Draft. The haskethall players don't play softball because \here is too much overlap of the seasons." The squad includes four new team members: freshman Heidi ()straDderand Julie Gaestel; Judy McKinney, a junior transfer from DlinoisState, and senior Terri Witt. Returning key members of the squad are Janet Broeren, whom Draft calls "our defensive leader." Also returning are center fielder Jackie Ritmer, a two-time All by Steve Kratocbvil "My coach is 30 years old today," said a sign behind Parkside's bench. It could have been a triumphant birthday celebration for Coach WendyMiller but the women's basketballteam lost to Milwaukee 84- 66 in front of a parents day crowd of 200 last Saturday in Milwaukee. The Rangers were down 23 pointsin the first half. Miller called a time out. Spring fever: head south Are you looking forward to going outside without dressing like a snowman? You may be experienc· ing spring fever. According to the spring 1983 issue of Us 'magazine, spring fever is very real. Many people suffer from spring or what is sometimes known as cabin fever. The symptoms include a loss of interest in activities one has participated in throughout winter, a strong need to get away from it all, tiredness, arid sometimes a loss of appetite. Us suggests, to combat cabin fever, trying something new, spending time outdoors when the weather warms, going on a vacation somewhere it's warm, and easiest . of all, remember winter can't last forever. Tennis team meeting set There will be a meeting for all men's varsity -tennis candidates, Monday, March 4 at 3 p.m. in the Physical Education Building conference room. Any candidate who has not contacted Coach, Richard, Frecka should do so before that date. • 1,8 Nationals Ame~ican and pitcher Michelle Martino. Both are seniors. The Rangers will go with a roster of 16 players which is two under the maximum number allowed on a team. ,"I like to go with only 16 players. I!s a more comfortable amount of people. I like to get as many people In the game as I can because Idon't like it when you have unhappy people on the bench," said Draft the softball coach since 1977. ' Draft will never be known as the Bobby Knight of women's softball with her off·the-field laissez faire philosophies. "I can't dictate what their off the field activities are, .they are adults and they should know when it's time to have a beer, for example, and when not to. I am not really concerned about it (of( the field behavior) until it becomes a prohlem. "Also, with a large squad like baeball, soccer, and softball, not everyone is going to be friends with everyone etse. AliI ask ts that they work hard, are well disciplined, and respect each other's athletic abilities. I don'tlhink we will have any pr~blems, they seem to get along quite well. "We obviously have not practiced. outdoors so I'm not quite sure what our bats will do," added Draft. "We should be a strong defensive team." The Rangers are basically a hand selected group. "Things are different here at Parkside. People are going to school and they are working. Those who have a strong desire to play, let me know and usually fit ,r;,..... ---~ right in," Draft explained. "Softball is not something you just pick up on the side." The team will travel to Florida March 8 and will play a total of eight games before returning home. "The' last five minutes are really a struggle ... J know I'm going to play most of the game, so J try to put it out of my mind. -Debbie Hansen "We switched our defense after the time out and this led to our big spurt," said center Debby Hansen who canned 27 points and pulled down 11 rebounds in the game. Kelly Conners, a freshman, added 11 points and nine rebounds. The "spurt" narrowed the gap to four points at the half, and shaved 19 points off the Panther lead. The second half was Milwaukee's. "It definalely hurt having a smaU roster," said Miller. "We could not keep up; we got tired. They could substitute frequently. Their top player was out there for only 25 minutes." Hansen, who looked as if she had finished swimming the English Channel, said, "The last five minutes or so you really struggle. 't~lbt &wttt &1tnpp 20% OFF Jelly Beans Week of March .. We h;'ve a full _Iection of Candy & Nuts . - , Located in the Union Bazaar Directly AcrosS from the Info. Ctr. I'm really beat alter a game. 1 don't want it to be an excuse. 1know I'm going to play most of the game so I trY to put it out of my mind. Someone has to pick up the slack somewhere." Miller added, "When Mary Metealf got injured 1 had a little talk with Debbie to tell her that she had to pick up the slack.. She has come on strong in the last ten games." Parkside finished the regular season with a 9-18 record. The tearn will play at Eau ClaU'e Wednesday, Feb 27 Should the Rangers win, they will play at M~· waukee on Friday, Mar 1 In the district tournament. "We know we can beat Eau Clai· reo We played them a couple 01 weeks ago and we just had a bod game." said Hansen In reference to their Feb. t5 loss at Eau Claire. ·'Wendy fits right in with us. I'm really happy this year ; we allA"'a}'S have fun." concluded Ran.sen. Women's basketball Milwaukee's victory no treat for Rangers CROSSWORD PUZZLER 3 Metl1c measure 25 Ha",ng weapons deity .. Son god 28 PrieSt'. 4() Seer mug 5 Atomu vee:tment 41 BarrKUda 6 PlaceS 27 CheCks "2 Pltcn 7 Pedal dlglt 28 Huten U Man', ntCk 8 Indian mulberry 29 Prelkienllal 45 Period 01tat 9 Haul niCkname 46 Emmel' 10Monagod 31 POIdnot.- 48P_ 11 An<:lent P_on 33 L.amp<oy pronoun 16 Manufactured 34 LOYedone 50 ~utk:: .. 17 StOp of cloth 36 More wrluen 20 unmarried _Ucetod 51 Ed''''''_ woman 37 Become ~. 53 Lattn 22 Symbol lor of con)un<::lton tantatom 3g Babytonian 54 Cotoner.lbbt. Puzzler answers on Pa,,,,.::.e,.;7,.......,,,....,..,.,., r;-'''T'',-,''3,.:;;:;.:::.:; ". 1 'i. 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"..... • points on ie-.... ~ ;:. points during the hall, but started Alter a technicalloUI against John- ZuldeYl~. ~t went to the \)OaI'ds and &-6 Ircm the lree throw line cutltng into the R2ngers' advantage son, Par'<side lound their olleuse· great }Oped' peoepie on delens e ." Rundles had 19 points and grahbed as the game neared baIlttm e . In the A 12-2 spurt by tile Rangers put and hel as anon-the-court nine rebounds. Womeldorl added last seven minutes 01 the hall, N.E.I. in a hole. parkside kept the He alSO acted .ng his long arms 14 points and seven rebounds while '" .......... the - ~ pressure ~ tor ~ rest ,,~ .-"""'~ ~ ........ .... ....... ... " - ,.; "" 10 WIth 15 seconds lell, the game, scoring with lay-uPS and In VICtory. kept his teammates led N.E.I. scorers with 17 points R2ngers brought the ball upcourt long-range bombs lrom the perime- His enthuSIasm with Peter Shepherl and !leIInb qwcl<1ylor the last sbot With two ter. loose- . . to zuldey Johnson Smith adding 14. seconds left, Dave SeIlleant put up The Rangers hit the century . In addltit wometdorl' and Jay The Rangers outboarded the an errant 15-loot shot. Erik Womel- mark with about two nunutes lell slDgled o?'When you're up by 10, Golden Eagles 36-29; Parkside also dort was there to slam the baU in the game. The margin 01 VictOry Rundles. fme when veterans had 13 turnovers to N.E.l.'s %7. home at the sound of the buzrer. would have been more il the that'S the I Idorf) take over "Our group bas to come alive pbaarlll;stde had a 44--13 lead at the Rtharnowgesr.s hadn't missed 16 Iree (aRndundmleask,e wItoI,,n:e0 a 16' to 18 point nthoew,u"pcsoamidingJohNnsAolnA Ipnlaryeospllosn. se to "We ha\'e ha. d a bard time matn. "At balltime, we coached like a lead." , t' t b scor- The Rangershaveth . I l.a\lIln& IDteDSlty.When you get up son-<>I-a-g un ." said Johnson. "We "They don t do tha telUnSsYt·ot nde- elr ast regu. b)" 10 p€nnts. that's when you have let them calch up at the end of the 109; they keep good 10 d Yd lim'It lat season game tonight. Parltside th get reboun s an will be in the semi-Hnals 01 the Dis· to keep )"Our inteDSlty level up," fI"t ball, so something bad to be lense, ey 'h t They- tnct 14 playoffs herause it's th. said head coach Roes Johnson done" the otbe r The teams traded baakets jn the Mark Zukley also had a lot to do 're aware t0e1amthsat,toanodnethseOy··mt ake I :~~~c~e d' 10dependent school in the lIrst lour minutes, then the with the second-hall surge. "Cor- happen." The men's basketball team won 20 games in the regular season. a hrsl ume for Par'kside's history The \andrnarl< vnn occurred last WednesdaY, Feb 20 against 'orthlem illinoIS' Golden Eagles The Rangers used a unstoppable olfense and tough delense lD the nd hall to bury the Golden Eaales Th victory avenged the ~ loss Infltcted on Par'<side by N E I an Chtcago back on Feb 2 ThiS pme w all Parkslde's The R3ngen started sloW, but II didn't take long to warm up Her ,Uowtng I E 1 the hrst bud< 01 the game. parl;stde came to hI and oulsCOred the Golden Eag 20-9 o\'er the next se\'en Women display fine running talent in NAIA Indoor Nationals t' ••:,i: ~. • _l~ Soccer club "rusty" but successful last weekend in Milwaukee indoor tournament ParkSlde's Sarah Hletl earned All- Amencan status in the one--nule run Her ttme o{ 509 21 was good lor lourth place "The race i\SeU was pretty much as p\anlled." wd DeWill "Sarah ran a smart race. She started on the lnslde and had to work her \liay out ,n (ront "so she wouldn't get run o\'er .• The distance medley relay team nu "ed becommg All Amencans The team Hnished in fourth but third was needed. Three 01 the gtrls ran their best tlme of the year _Jill Fobair ran the half-mlle leg: Jacqueline Cotton, the quarter-nule leg; Hlelle. the three-quarter nule leg II , ~• I,p "It •""12 r., I. I< by Carol KorteDdkk Sports E41tor -The rust was sho\\;ng." coach Rl<k Kllps said refernng 10 the soccer club's brst match 10 the MII- 'Y<-aukee Indoor Tournament held last weekend The Rangers played . mwaukee. and lost 3-1 Kilps said this ..... the first time. .nee its tnp to ea.worma for Na· uonals. the tearn played against outside competition The rust soon disSOlved, as the men tied Rocldord CoUege lrom nhnOl' I-I Saturday mormng Sunday, into the third malch, the Rangers "changed their strategy" against Green Bay and won 6-4. Parkstde's change meant remov- 109 a defending player for an attacking player to add emphasis on goa\.; B)' the end of the brst hall, the Rangers were ahead ~ 1 "We had an excellent game and leam eflort. The six goals we scored were by six dilferent people," said Kllps. Aller one hour. the team battled and defeated Marquette 4-3, in the seml-linals. The Rangon; held the MlcheUe Marter, who usually ancbo" the relay, had a cold, so De- Wjll put 10 CoUeen Wismer. Hlell ran her leg after an hour's rest (01· lowing her nule Iinal and ran with the same time as ber three-quarter split in her mile final 10 Fnda)"s semi-finals. Jacqueline Colton ran her best time of the year 10 the 6O-yard dash. yet finished tlurd in her beat, which laHed to quaWY her {or the linals. In the one-mile trials, Wismer and Marter botb competed, but failed to qualify. Wismer ran a S~17 and Marter ran 5:20 to linlsh tilth in their respective heats. Fobair placed fifth in her heal in the hall-nule trials, and Julie Ann McReynolds finished filth jn her "Six other teams didn't make it ... we did. We beat some good competition along the u:ay, " --Rick Kilps lead. in the {irst hall, 3-11. Parl<side's pace slowed In the second hall, however. and Marquette tied. Game decision was (orced into a sudden death lie breaker. Two minutes into the tiebreaker, Parksl· de', Greg Winter kicked in the linal goal. The R2ngers kicked 011 another game against Milwaukee about 10 minutes later and lost in the finals two-mile heat. Both girls, however, failed to quaWy. ParkSide finished in a tie lor 15 out 01 56 teams. Adams State Irom Colorado won the meet, (ollowed by Prairieview (Tex.). Milwaukee and Eau Claire finished third and lourth. "I think jt was a good experience for the girls," said DeWitt, "u showed they could compete with the best people in the country. Give our girls some time and work and next year we'U brmg home some places and All_Americans, Carol Romano competed in the one-mile walk at the TAC Nationals. held at Madison Square Garden, last weekend. She finished 11th out of 13 competitors in a time 01 8:12. 6-0. ,"We .;veren't disappointed," said Kilps, We played three games in four hours; physically it was too much for us. "It was encouraging on our part t~ g~t that far. Six other team~ dldn t make it; we did. We beat some good tearns along the wa " si;etatiStiCS were not kept lor ia~k • ,,t !,I 1 ( by KimberUe Kranicb Only 1.47 seconds came between Parkside's Tim Renzelmann and lirst place last weekend 'at the Kan· sas City NAIA National Indoor Track Meet. Parkside qualified two runners for the meet, Renzelmann and Andy Serrano. Parkside tied with four teams for 20th place. 72 teams participated. Renzelmann earned aU of Parkside's eight points by placing second in the 3 mile run. Renzelmann's time was 14:00.28. HHe's a great runner," said coach Lucian Rosa. The best I've ever coached. He always runs faster than 1 tell him to." Rosa felt Renzelmann was physi-~ cally capable 01 taking first but Serrano earned filth plac' with his 4:28.61 mile in the semifinals, though he needed third or beller to qualily lor the finals. White Renzelmann is , senior, Serrano can look forward to one more season. "I hope to qualifya relay team in Nationals," concluded Rosa. Ranger needs sportswriters - MILLER IUGB LIFE ATHLETE OF THE WEEKSarah Hiett . Track &: Field Sarah IS a sophomore from Union Grove High School. At this past weekend'S NAIA ~atlonals she gained indoor All_American. 50nors In the. l-m.le run. Her time waS .09.21. ThiS IS the second time she has won All-American honors Last year she was named· ' In the 1500 me.ters. .__..~ Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, March 7, 1985 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, o. 22 Oncampus housing project mapped out by Jill Wbilney Nielsen "This place would be an actual collegecampus with a college at- mosphere if we had (on-campus) housing," slated Sean Cranley, a geologymajor. Cranley, and stu- dentslike him, may get just what theywant if the proposed on-cam- pushousingplan is approved by the Boardof Regents on May 9. Thefirst step to that is complet- inga study to determine the feasi- billtyofon-campus housing. Shirley Srhmerling,Parkside's housing di- rector, stated that about 500 stu- dentswillbe polled to determine if thereis a need for housing, what students'needs are and how much studentscould allord. Some of the pollingis being conducted in the classrooms. The poll also asks students what "concept"they prefer for the single students' housing. According to Srhmerling,there are three differ- entconcepts. "The first concept is probablyalso the cheapest," stated Srhmerling. "It consists of apart- ment-stylehousing with two double (meaning double occupancy) bed- rooms with a bath in between. The secondis for single bedrooms with private baths. The third and most popularis a suite style with a single and a double bedroom on either side of the apartment with two bathrooms in between. This way I ther~ is ·a potential for six people sharing a suite and three sharing a bathroom." Students also had a chance to share their views on Wednesday Feb. 27 with one of the architects' Robert Hackner. According to Hac: kner, the main comments he heard from students were concerns about how soundproof the rooms would be and the desire for single bed. ~ooms. "The response has been 20-1 m favor of single rooms. Kids don't want to share a room," said Hackn- er. "The response has been very positive," Hackner added. "The majority would prefer to live here if it were available now." The proposed on-campus housing doesn't just include single students' housing; Also included in the plans are family housing for married stu- dents or single parents, and retire- ment housing. The retirement hous- ing would be the only one available to non-student residents of the community. "The family housing will hope- fully have a child care center," stat- ed Schmerling. She also talked about the retirement housing. "It will be a wonderful experience for the conventional students to have adult students in the classroom. It gives the conventional students a different perspective." Schmerling stresses however that the single stu- Civil Rights Act discussed by Congress by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor ~ year after the Supreme Court deCided the Grove City Vs. Bell case, civil rights groups are trying to get back the civil rights they say werelost then Three bills recently introduced in C.o~gressmay decide the fate of CIVIlrights. The Civil Rights Resto- ration Act of 1985 introduced in boththe House andthe Senate are i~t~nded to restore the power of Civil rights legislation to their status beforethe court's decision. A third bill, introduced in the Senate by Sen, Robert Dole, more Specificallylimits the application of CIVil ~ghts laws to colleges. Wlulethe Grove City case may be tbe most visible example of civil fights erosion PSGA's Woman's AU . ' airs Director Susan Walborn said, it is only one of a group of de- cisions which have slowly narrowed civil rights over the last decade. Unlike comparable worth, which "you either love or you hate," wet- born said, civil rights erosion is am- biguous, gradual and hasn't caught the public's attention. Civil rights groups are trying to prevent passage of the Dole.bill be- cause they say it is as limiting as the Grove City case. . Tracey Lewis, woman'~ affairs director for United Council of UW Student Governments, called the legislation, "one of the most impor- tant civil rights issues of the dec- ade." . What the Grove City case decid- ed, she said, is that. since the school's financial aid offICe was the only office to receive federal fund- ing it is the only one part of the Continued on Page 6 tlf'------------------ ON CAMPUS HOI-------------------,,----------~ UNIVERSITY Of 10 _ .... .v HSR ASSOCIA ARCHITECTS ~~2m.1~RS ENERGY ~ON "110 __ ' __ " dent housing was the first priority, with family housing next and eld- erly housing last. Several students added their opinions about the three phases of the housing plan. Jack Kemper, a senior, stated "I think it's a good idea that they are having housing on campus, but I think they should concentrate more on traditional dormitory-style housing rather than for single parents or elderly." A few students were against the elderly housing plan. Mark Giese, a life science major, stated, "The housing should be for traditional students. I don't lhinIt elderly hous- ing should be on this campus. Is this college a kind of nursing home'?" One student who wished to remain anonymous stated, "I thmk it's a lot of bull that the campus is going to provide housing for elderly people from the community _ nus is an educational institution, not a low cost housing project." Terry Tunks, president of PSGA, A disagreed. "I think the three differ- ent phases are necessary and bene- ficial to the umversny expenence • The on-campus housing project u not being slate funded, but through privately-issued. tax exempt bond. and private giflS which ",11 help keep the cost down for studcn "I don'( kno" If the hOUSing ",11 increase attendance. but 1 lhlnk It will help retam studen who UlU- aUy leave after a year or so to go 'someplace where they have dorms: • con luded hmerUng Harmann, Dry retain PAB posts dent body toward PAB-sponsored events." The Parkside Activities Board (PAB) elected a new President and Vice-President late Monday night. Not surprisingly, some old faces turned up. Keith Harmann was re- elected President and Mike Dry will again be Vice-President. Harmann, a 22-year-old commu- nications major, stated that his goals for the board are to "increase general membership and to create a positive attitude among the stu- Harmann went on to explain. "By keeping the high standards of quality in our events, we hope to increase the students' awareness of our achievements in programming activities and through uus we hope to interest students 10 becoming members of PAB. Members not only give their input into upcoming events, but can gain valuable expe- rrence by being 10 charge ot events." Dry. a life soenee major, stated his goals were irmlar "I want t.o increase membership 10 PAD and attendance at ecenu 1 want to lI)' some different puhhctt y and promo ional Ideas, such as costum. ed people banding out nyers for events and free events for recrun- ment to show that PAB IS mad of regular students and that all are welcome. Wellness program on campus A "welln ess" Brown Bag lunch- eon will be held at the Parkside Union, Room 104, on Wednesday, March 20 from 11:50-12:30 p.m. The topic is "Home Health Care" presented by Ms. Debbie Seyler of Southeastern Wisconsin Health Sys- tems Agency, Milwaukee. These semmars are free. but reg- istration IS requested by the Oflice of Continumg Education, 553·2312 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, March 21, 1985 'Jerry Mathers as H'l'he Beaver" I?f1,8e 7 AU-Star Wrestling Page 11 Ramsdell, Vanderloop - by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor The results of the recent Parkst- de Student Government Elections catapulted Patrick "Red" Ramsdell 'ad Bob Vanderloop ino the posi- tions of president and vice-presi- dent of that organization. The two officials-elect will be sworn in on March29 at the PSGA meeting. Ramsdell said he is happy about winning. "I worked hard and so did ,11 the other candidates, but I am surprised that I won by the margin whichI did." For his first few weeks in office, Ramsdell plans to take things one stepat a time. ell really believe it's vital to get the new Senators oriented, and help them to under- stand what it takes to be effective. We have to let them know what we're up to. I also want to get on top of the Senate seat vacancies ,nd handle any of the vacancies on faculty committees so we're an set to go when the appointments for thosecommittees come up." His next step will to set the priorities and necessities between the students and administration. "My own priority is developing a strong communication network With the administration. I'd also really like to see further involve- ment in the United Council. They'll be a big help in terms of under- standing what other campuses are going through, and what things are unique to each separate campus in regard to the whole system." Pat Ramsdell Another priority Ramsdell men.' tioned was the need to improvel safety on campus. "The most Im-l portant thing we will do is help tol make this campus a safer place. If we can start to feel like there may' be a problem, then there probably is and if we fail to do anything about it soon, we will become guil- ty ourselves." Ramsdell finally pointed out that apathy isn't really the biggest prob- lem on the campus, lack of aware- ness is the problem to be address- ed. "It's really an Information age, and there's a lot of stuff out there to digest. We have to do everything we can to make the information as readily available to students as possible. We should not only make sure the students have access to the information, but they should want to know what's going on on cam- • WIn Bob Vanderloop pus ... Bob Vanderloop, vice-president- elect felt almost the same about the issue of apathy on campus. "I'm not sure students have access to all the information they may need. There's a question to be addressed in finding out what other things the students need to know." . Vanderloop explained that the first weeks of his term would be fil- led with better acquainting himsel! with his own duties and with the processes of the organization both inside and out. "1 have to get some things straight for myself. I really have in- tentions of working out some of the problems we have with keeping the students informed and creating a desire in them to be involved. We have to make them want it to hap- pen." Feminism and pac~fismdiscussed began to demand a permanent and public role for themselves. Out of this grew what Oellott termed "social feminism:' which led to the establishment of such places as Hull House in Chicago. When the war threatened the social work that had been done, the women began to protest. "They feared what the war would do to the quality of life they had created," she said. Gellot said this same theme is evident today. "I was always in- trigued when Geraldine Ferraro mentioned that she was the mother of two sons when she talked about war" she said. "This is the same thing women were saying during WWI." Expanding further on the theme that women and the peace move- ment go hand in hand, Sister Ver- CoDtiDUed OD Pu. 3 by Karl DixOD The current protest by women agamst the placement of Cruise and Pershing missiles in Europe is the result of an historical combination of.feminism and pacifism that has ~ISted since before WWI, accord- ~ng to a panel discussion "Femin- ISm and Pacifism" held Monday evening. In the panel discussion, one of several events scheduled for ~omen's History Week, Assistant rofessor of History Laura Gellot ~ngllSh Lecturer Ken Harper and f .lster Jean Verber discussed pacl- ISm f " t • enumsm and the current pro- est in Europe. Harper, a Vietnam veteran, dis- CUSSedMahatma Gandhi and quot- ed Henry David Thoreau's "Essay ~n Civil Disobedience." He pointed ut that concepts of non-violence have been in existence since the first abolitionists and William Lloyd Garrison. "Ever since I returned from Vietnam, I have felt a loss of identi- fication of what it is to be an Amer- ican," Harper said. "It ~as bet:: n my experience that ~ourge I~ conslS~,ent with learning painful rmstakes. Gellot further developed Har- per's remarks by explaining that the women's peace mo~ement ex- isling today, and issues like the gen- der gap have histoneal baSIS. Women, , she explained, felt the same way prior to WWI. "Women see no distincti~n be- tween their feminism and their pac- ifism " she sid. "Rather, they are sides' of the same coin." Gellott explained that wyn was the first war in which public opm- ion mattered, and that women PARKSIDE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION, INC. ELECTION RESVLTS SPRING, 1985 PRESIDENT (ONE ELECTED) Patrick "Red" Ramsdell Greg Holcomb William "Bill" Serpe • 264 132 124 • 296 196 VICE PRESIDENT (ONE ELECTED) Robert Vanderloop Ernestine Weisinger 416 PUAB (Parksode Union Advisory Board) Mike Farrell SUFAC (Segregated UniverSity Fees Allocation Committee) 405 Elizabeth Perry SENATE (NINE ELECTED) 330 Adrian "Andy" Serrano 302 Shari Carrothers 302 Jacqueline Cotton 293 Daniel Nicholson 286 Sue Brudvig 281 Sue Walborn 269 Richard Borkowski 265 Juana Cortez 246 Jan Kratochvil 533 VOTES CAST 11 % OF STUDENT BODY VOTED Maintenance funds approved More than $47,000 for building maintenance and instruction at Parkside was accepted Friday. March 8 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents approved the use of $45,600 for inspection and repair of bricks composing the outer walls of the campus' academic and Union building, and $12,000 from Parksi· de's Union maintenance reserve fund wiD be used for the Union building. The ~ents also accepted $1,050 from multiple donon as an un- restricted grant to Parkside's li- brary and $500 !rom multiple eo- nors for a scboIanhip fund for stu- dents majoring in labor and indus- trial relations. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 23, March 21, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Students' junk mail Page 3 Dane- VanDyke keeps "posted Page 7 99 Sports features: Dannehl and Oberbruner Page 12 Chancellor to leave for Ohio position Alan E. Guskin, Parkside Chancellor, has accepted the presidency of Antioch University in Yellow Springs, Ohio, a national university with a distinctive niche in American higher education. He will assume his new duties on Sept. 1, exactly ten years after assuming the ~ Parkside chancellorship. Guskin, 48, will become the 17th president of Antioch, whose founding president in 1852 was noted educator and social reformer Horace Mann. The announcement of Guskin's appointment was made Wednesday morning in Yellow Springs by Robert Aller, Antioch's Board of Trustees chairman, who co-chaired a national search involving 250 nominations to replace William M. Birenbaum, who resigned last year after eight years as Antioch president. Antioch University consists of innovative Antioch College in Yellow Springs, a law school in Washington, D.C., adult degree centers in Philadelphia, Keene, N.H., San Francisco, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara and Seattle, and overseas programs with learning centers in London and Tubingen, West Germany. Current enrollment on all campuses is about 3,000. Guskin's salary at Antioch will be $82,000. His current Parkside salary is $69,000. Aller said the 15-member search committee included Antioch trustees, faculty and students as well as four prominent educators who are Antioch alumni: the dean of the Ohio State School of Engineering, the vice chancellor and graduate school head at the University of Kansas, the Kirstein Professor of Human Relations at Harvard and the dean of the Johns Hopkins School of International Studies. Antioch's unique reputation in higher education rests on its pioneering efforts in areas such as cooperative education, in which students alternate school with work experience; use of diverse settings for learning; individualized education; study abroad programs; and opportunity for disadvantaged, women and minority students. Antioch was the first private college to institute cooperative education, and still has the most extensive program, with six co-op quarters of work experience required for graduation. In 1852 Antioch was the first college to admit women as equals to men and the first to have a female faculty member hold an equal position with men. In 1863 it was one of the first colleges in America to formally prohibit race discrimination in admissions. "Alan Guskin's coming to Antioch is a cause for rejoicing," Aller said in announcing the appointment. "His extensive experience as a senior academic administrator, teacher and scholar has had an unmistakable Antioehian flavor, with focus on innovation with quality, development of values central to the educational experience, service to the disadvantaged and a strong collaborative leadership style,'' Aller said. "It is extremely difficult to leave such a special place as Parkside," said Guskin. "This university is a jewel within the UW System. It has come so far in such a short period of time, and still has so much potential. We have an outstanding faculty and staff. "The future of this university and this corner of Wisconsin are inseparably linked," Guskin continued. "With effort and cooperation, that future can be brighter than most of us have yet dreamed. "This has been our life for a decade, and there will be much pain in leaving our many friends and colleagues," he said. "But it is a rare opportunity and grear honor for me to become president of an insititution which I have respected and admired for so long as one of the most distinctive and worthwhile in the country. Antioch has always stood for important social and educational values which Judy and I hold dear and which have influenced our lives. Those values were important in the decision to accept the presidency of Antioch," he said. Guskin's wife, Judy, an adjunct associate professor of anthropology at Parkside who has enjoyed success as an independent producer of educational television programs, has accepted a position as television producer in residence at Antioch and will work closely with public television stations in the Dayton- Cincinnati area. Robert O'Neil, UW System president, said he was "delighted for Alan and Judy since Antioch is the perfect match for them." He cited the "many natural affinities between Parkside and Antioch" under Guskin, saying "For the very reasons that he has been an outstanding chancellor at Parkside, he will be an absolutely superb president of Antioch." Under Guskin, Parkside has significantly upgraded the quality of its faculty, academic programs and research commitment, increased the number of majors and focused on those which relate to area needs, begun master's degree programs, implemented a comprehensive outreach program of involvement with the communities, and achieved positions of national leadership for its 'teaching' library, its academic skills competency requirements and its high school motivational program for minority youth. Guskin's achievements at Parkside have earned him recognition as a national leader in higher education. He has served on the national board of directors of the American Association of State Colleges and Universities and has written and consulted widely on university leadership and directions for the future of higher education. He came to Parkside in 1975 from Clark University in Worchester, Mass., where he was provost and acting president. He was a faculty member there and at the University of Michigan, where he was assistant director of the Center for Research on the Utilization of Scientific Knowledge. As graduate students, Guskin and his wife Judy, also a Michigan Ph.D., organized the student movement at Michigan which was widely credited with inspiring John F. Kennedy to found the Peace Corps. The Guskins later went on to become among the first Peace Corps volunteers to Thailand. Guskin later helped establish VISTA as a member of the President's Task Force on the War Against Poverty and served as director of VISTA's selection division. The Guskins have two daughters, Sharon 19, a sophomore at Yale, and Andrea, 14 a freshman at Prairie School in Racine. A search and screen committee will be appointed to conduct a national search for a successor to Guskin. Hearing held today on requirement changes The Academic Policies Committee will hold a hearing on proposed changes in graduation requirements today, March 28, at 3 p.m. in Moln. 105. The following is a discription of the proposed requirements: 1. Students must obtain a passing grade in English 102. (Note: English 102 is the second semester of a year-long freshman English course. Students may place into, but not beyond, English 102 by achieving a satisfactory score on the English Placement Exam. The student's score on the placement exam will determine whether he/she places into English 99, pre-college English, English 101 first-semester English or English 102.) 2. Students must obtain satisfactory grades (as determined by an English Proficiency Committee) on both of the following proficiency examinations: A. An objective English composition proficiency examination (normally taken before the student enrolls in English 102). B. A writing sample examination. (Note: The student must successfully complete Examination A before taking Examination B. Both » examinations must be retaken until performance is satisfactory. Course work does not satisfy the proficiency requirement). The proposal is recommended to replace the current reading-writinglibrary skills requirement. In addition, APC plans to incorporate library skills into English 99,101 and 102. James Shea, Chair of APC, said the committee has been working on the proposal since the fall. "The general feeling is that students need more time in class and they also need all the help they can get in writing skills. Many students who enter college are sadly deficient in their writing skills. We tried to deal with that problem with the skills tests route but that hasn't been altogether satisfactory. I personally think the proposal makes a lot of sense. Students who need more help will get it and those who have ability will not be held up," said Shea. If the proposal is sent to and adopted by the Faculty Senate, it would apply to students who begin taking courses at Parkside in the fall of 1988 or later. Shea urges anyone who would like to comment on the proposal to attend the hearing today. 2 Thursday, March 28,1985 RANGER Editorial Shared governance is essential Shared governance — tw o words that are very important and very necessary in the operation of this university. Ask any administrator if shared governance is important or if they believe in it. They would answer with a resounding "YES!" But of course, shared governance is mandated by law (Wisconsin State Merger Statute, article 36.9 (5)). It guarantees students' rights to have a voice in the policy making of educational institutions. Administrators would be foolish to outwardly deny the importance of such a law. But how many administrators, or students for that matter, realize the full implications of those two words, shared governance? It is more than just an impressive article to quote at cocktail parties, it is the thread that links students to the heart of the university —. these two words evoke the powerful realization that students do have a voice in the intricate policy making of their university. Recently, on several occasions, the necessity of shared governance has been overlooked. • The amount of campus reserve monies and the projections for its use for campus organizations were withheld from the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee, the student committee in charge of campus funding, but the projections appeared in a Racine Journal Times newspaper article. • The Student Organizations Council was not informed about an administrative decision to provide office space for the Black Student Organization until after the club had already moved into the space. BSO is a recognized club through SOC. • The Parkside Union Advisory Board was not consulted with, or informed of the Union management's decision to limit the Union Square Grill's operating hours. It is not that we feel the Parkside administration is purposely withholding important information from students, like the above examples, but it appears shared governance is becoming an afterthought rather than a forethought. We urge the administration, as well as students, to work harder toward the goal of total shared governance. Students must have the opportunity to participate in policy making on this campus. Campaign finance laws bite back Senate Majority Leader Tim Cullen (D-Janesville) has introduced legislation which he says will "put teeth into" Wisconsin's campaign finance laws. "It's time we made a serious effort in Wisconsin to bring the cost of campaigns back in line," Cullen said, adding that many candidates are funded privately. "The key to controlling the influence of special interest money in elections is to limit the total spending on legislative races," he said. Under the proposal, a candidate for legislative office will be eligible to receive double the amount of public funding if his or her opponent chooses not to accept a grant from the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund. Under Wisconsin law, candidates for public office who receive a campaign finance grant are subject to spending limits. "However, if one candidate refuses the grant, all limits are off," Cullen explained. Cullen pointed out that the limits for the November 1984 elections were $32,225 for a candidate for the State Senate and $16,100 for a candidate for the State Assembly. Of this amount, a Senate candidate was eligible for a $14,501 grant from the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund and an Assembly candidate was eligible for a $7,245 grant from the fund. But in one race last fall where no limits were in place, nearly $95,000 was spent by one candidate. Cullen has also proposed to allow tax filers who have no tax liability to designate $1 to the Wisconsin Election Campaign Fund. This provision will generate approximately $100,000 in additional money to the fund. "I am convinced that the adoption of these two proposals will make the public financing of campaigns for legislative offices so appealing that very few candidates will choose not to accept the grant," Cullen said. IF YOU IN THE CONGRESS DONT GIVE US THIS AID FOR THE CONTRAS, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO COMMIT OUR OWN TROOPS TO A WAR WITH NICARAGUA LATER ON. AND IF YOU DON'T LET US GO TO WAR WITH NICARAGUA, WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT BOTH THEM AND THE CUBANS.' AND IF WAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WE'LL HAVE TO DROP 150 THOUSAND , icmpMhtl- PA0M OM AND YOU WON'T LET US FIGHT CUBA AND NICARAGUA, WE'LL HAVE TO DECLARE WAR ON CUB A, NICARAGUA, „ AND THE WHOLE \ frSTER^roitfM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IN TO ADMINISTRATION REQUESTS NOW... WHILE WE'RE STILL BEING NZASOA/ABLE. Nobody asked me, but... Women are exploited by men by Joan Mattox Women are the hearts, souls and victims in society. A woman is the reliable backbone when her man faces hardships, disappointments and failures. Her sturdy limbs support his ambitions as his jellied shanks falter under the unexpected difficulties. She rises at 5 a.m. to fix his breakfast and is beaten at 6 p.m. that night for not having his dinner on the table, but the breakfast is on the table at 5 a.m. the next morning, as usual. What is it about a woman that makes her a victim in so many ways? Where do women get the resilience to bounce back day after day after being exploited so severely by the male population? Is it a woman's dependence on a man, is it a kind heart, or is it just plain ignorance? Let's examine 'the subject of prostitution. A 13-year-old girl on the streets is hustling for chump change that tailors and Cadillacs her pimp. He feeds off his little prodigy until she reaches the ripe old age of 16, then tells her that her services are no longer needed. He leaves her with nothing — no home, no security, no money and no self-esteem. She has been exploited to the point that she probably identified with this low-life as a father figure. The other girls he exploited were her sisters and her home was the streets. She is a girl who only feels self-worth when others use and feed off of her because this gives her that feeling of being needed. Sexual exploitation usually ties in with mental exploitation. Many men have this uncanny ability to make a woman feel less than she really is. The constant reminder of who brings the money in and who belongs in the kitchen is an example of this ability. "Stick to what you do best, scrubbing and shopping." It is as if some men want women to live in a vacuum and just let men run the world. Many goals and ambitions that women have are quickly shot down by just one sour note from a man. It's nothing but a mind game. If women were more confident about what they want and how they can go about getting it, things that men say wouldn't take such a high priority. Confidence in ourselves is all it takes. Economic exploitation seems to be the "now" thing to do to women. While a man may have the same job as a woman, the man's salary may be considerably higher. This is the case in many jobs, but more and more women are taking a stance against this exploitation. They claim and demand that their salaries match those of their male co-workers. A woman's promotion may take a back seat to a man's, even if she is more qualified. It seems as if men want all the high positions in this world to be run by men; men want to be the dominant force. That says male supremacy to me. It seems as if men want the female to be dependent upon the male for everything. I think they feel that if a woman has a comparable job and income, the female won't need males anymore. That sounds like insecurity. Men need someone to depend on them so they can feel self-worth, so they try to exploit the woman and keep her down. They do not want her to advance herself socially or economically, so they oppress her. They oppress her physically as well as mentally. I feel for the woman who has gone through life and not found herself, a woman who jumps to fulfill a man's every want and need while forsaking her own, a woman who has never discovered her likes and dislikes, abilities and inabilities. I feel for the woman who is a man's "doormat." «O0 & Jennie Tunkieicz.... Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick. Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan.. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Kan Dixon, Natal ie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton, Kevin Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Jay Crapser, Scott Curty, Darryl Hahn, Kris tine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. Ranger is written end edited by students at UW-Parkside end they are solely responsible for its editorial policy end content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Renger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification pu rposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 aun. for publicatio n Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER 3 Thursday, March 28,1985 Direct mail aims at students here by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Parkside students, especially juniors and seniors, have a lot in common with other students around the country. They get lots of junk mail. Since college students are a big market — they are estimated to spend $50 bill ion yearly — th ey are of particular interest to mass marketers, and direct mail is perhaps the quickest, easiest and most effective way to tap that market. College students, espcially upperclassmen, are believed to be good credit risks, and companies like American Express or oil companies who have their own credit systems believe that catching their customers early helps to develop brand loyalty. Phil Blackburn, spokesman for Texaco, said his company has traditionally targeted upperclassmen. In fact, Parkside juniors and seniors were recently the target of a direct mail campaign for the company's credit cards. Texaco has had a marketing program for several years designed to get students to trust the man who wears the star and to bring in a ''good portion" of their disposable income earmarked for petroleum products, he said. In a recent mailing the company made to this area, the words "UWParkside" were printed under the addressee's name. What is not known, though, is how mass merchandisers get the students' names. Registrar Sue Johnson said the school does not release information about students, except to verify attendance dates for prospective employers. She said, however, that campus directories are freely available, and all someone interested in getting a list of students' names and addresses has to do is come here and buy one for a dollar. Bill Robbins, coordinator of news and information, said Parkside does not honor requests for directories, but they are available on campus. "If people really want to get a directory, they can get one," he said. "It's a public document." Johnson said students are not required to be listed in the directory. She said it is necessary that a request to withhold a student's name from the directory be filed at the registrar's office. A large portion of the mail students receive is from the military. The armed forces, said Marine Staff Sgt. Ted Skierkiewicz of Racine, are interested in students in both high school and college. College students, who usually receive mail for officers' programs, receive their mail from the recruiting district's offices in Milwaukee. "What we're selling is jobs," he said, "and where better to find people without jobs than in high school and college?" Most companies are more secretive about their direct mailing efforts, however, and none of those asked would comment on specific programs. Parkside's official position is that the university does not release information for direct mail campaigns. Even so, if a student buys a product from another company and is identified as a student, they may get mail from other companies. PSGA officers talk to legislators Three members of the Parkside Student Government (PSGA) went to Madison over spring break to talk to state representatives about the Student Regent Bill, Stop 21 and veterans' financial aid. The representatives seen were assemblymen Peter Barca and John Antaramian (Kenosha), Cloyd Porter (Burlington) and Jeff Neubauer, Scott Fergus and James Ladwig, Racine. "All the legislators were supportive of the Student Regent Bill," stated Chris Baierl, vice-chair of the PSGA Legislative Affairs Committee. "Porter suggested a clause be put into the bill requiring that a different UW-System school be represented each year." The legislators were not as supportive of Stop 21. Baierl stated that most of them would follow their constituents who are "screaming for something to be done about the drunk driving problem real soon." The legislators also seemed very interested in helping Parkside veterans who aren't receiving their Federal financial aid on time. Antaramian told members of PSGA that if enough veterans contacted him, he would see what he could do to help. Porter said he would help with applications. Baierl stated "They were very receptive and supportive of our efforts." Sue Walborn stated that they all expressed an interest in students' views and "all wanted to visit the campus directly." I'm driving" hits dead end by Jill Whitney Nielsen The Parkside Union has no plans to implement the "I'm Driving" club on campus but does support the program. This decision was made by the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) at last Friday's meeting. Bill Niebuhr stated in a report that only Marquette had implemented the program. "The intial reaction to it has been that it isn't being utilized much." Jennie Tunkieicz, Ranger editor, stated "It's a nice concept, but if you are that concerned about your friends, you're going to drink soda anyway." PUAB also discussed the food service in the Union Square being closed daily from 2 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Jack Kemper, Student Organization Council (SOC) representative, wondered why PUAB wasn't notified of the change ahead of time. "By having it closed, we're limiting the food service on this campus to only the coffee shop. PUAB is concerned with falling sales and ways to make the Union more attractive, and then we turn around and limit services. How is this helping the Union?" Niebuhr explained that according to statistics, it's just not profitable to keep the Union food service open between those hours. Keith Harmann, Parkside Activities Board (PAB) representative, didn't like the idea of cutting services either, and suggested trying something like the specials to help draw people. Tunkieicz suggested more activities like bands to help draw people. Niebuhr told PUAB that generally with activities, sales drop instead of increase. Michael Farrell, the newest member of PUAB, wondered how closing the food service would affect sales for the rest of the evening. Farrell, who bartends in the Square Tuesday and Thursday nights, told PUAB that since the food service started closing, sales for the night have been down. "A lot of people might think it's closed for the rest of the night and leave," he said. Niebuhr said it would be a few weeks until they know how the food service's closing has affected sales. Kemper asked Niebuhr if the real reason the food service was being closed was to make the bidding for a new food service company more attractive. Niebuhr admitted that had something to do with it. "The Union is presenting a contract (to potential bidders) that has a lot of negatives in it, especially with the loss of Gen Con. We have to try and make it as attractive as possible." By law the Union has to re-bid for a new food service every five years. Niebuhr explained that between six and ten companies will come to a bidders' meeting at Parkside. They will be shown the campus and the food service facilities and given an opportunity to ask questions. The companies then have three weeks to send a bid. The final decision is made by University Purchasing Office in Madison, but the campuses do have input. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The new name of our congregation is: BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Unlvarsaltet) Woman's Club • 6028 8tti Ave. Rov. Tony Larson, Minister 9:30 am. Sorvlcos A Sun day School NEWS BRIEFS Students protest aid cuts "Education Cuts Never Heal." "Minds, Not Missiles." These were two of the signs carried by several hundred students who marched in Washington, D.C. several weeks ago and capped a day of protest at the Department of Education, the Associated Press reported. They called on Secretary of Education William Bennett to apologize for his comments that students give up their cars, stereos and beach vacations to offset proposed cuts in student aid. The rally was staged by the United States Student Association, a national coalition of student government leaders. Edward Elmendorf, an aide for post-secondary education, met privately with 21 of the protesters at the department and said he "learned that there's a great deal more misinformation about our proposals out there than I suspected." He did say, however, that the cuts, including elimination of guaranteed student loans for students whose families earn more than $32,- 500 and a $4,000 c ap on other forms of aid, would deny aid to one million students. Profs to get $8,000 raise The average salary of a full professor at Parkside will rise $8,067 to $44,138 by January 1987 under Gov. Anthony S. Earl's budget proposals, the Associated Press reported. That compares to a $12,596 pay increase at Madison, increasing salaries there to an average of $52,000, and includes a "catch up" pay increase as well as regular state employee pay increases and inflation adjustments. The increase at Parkside is the fifth largest in the UW-System in dollars, and total estimated salaries here rank fourth. Travanti helps police effort In the wake of the shooting of two Milwaukee police officers, efforts to get private funds for bulletproof vests are continuing, the Milwaukee Sentinel reported. Even Daniel J. Travanti, who plays Capt. Frank Furillo on "Hill Street Blues," has supported the fundraising efforts. The Kenosha native is appearing in a public service announcement asking for donations. WTMJ-TV and WKTI radio started the fund raising effort with the cooperation of the Milwaukee Police Association and Milwaukee Police Chief Robert Ziarnik. Ziarnik estimated the cost of the vests to be about $600,000 for the department's 2,100 of ficers. A rxt i reek, look for the Stranger... Believe it or not. A/so i n the Ranger next week: • Housing Survey Results • Rape - . and how t o avoid i t • Pink people • And more! COLLEGE COSTS ARE GOING UP. BUT SO IS THE ARMY COLLEGE FUND. Tuition, books, lab fees, college living expenses—all seem to be climbing relentlessly. Well, here's some good news from the Army. Today's Army College Fund is climbing too. You can now accumulate over $25,000 for college, if you qualify. What's more, you'll study, learn and become proficient in a useful skill. It could be a skill with so wide an application in both military and civilian life that it might help you decide what to take in college. If you're determined to go on to college, but you don't know where the money is coming from, pick up an Army College Fund booklet from your local recruiter. It offers several options you'll want to investigate. Stop by or call: SFC David Hutson 3315 52nd Street Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. A < T hursday, March'28,1985 ? 5 , . < . •RANGER Scholarships for women Excellence sought at UW-P The Phi Chi Theta Foundation offers three $1,000 scholarship awards for the academic year beginning Sept. 1985 to women students pursuing degrees (bachelors or masters) in approved courses of study in the fields of business and/or economics. To qualify for consideration, applicants must: Be full-time women students in approved courses in colleges and universities in the United States leading to bachelors or masters degrees in the field of business and/or economics; and Have completed at least one semester or two quarters of college level study in the United States. High school seniors and entering freshmen are not eligible. Scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis. The criteria for evaluating applicants are scholastic achievement, leadership potential, motivation and financial need. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln 344. The application deadline is May 1. International studies sponsors advising An academic advising session for any students interested in a major or minor in International Studies will be held at 3 p.m. on Friday, March 29, in Union 207. On hand will be a number of faculty who teach in the International Studies Program, including political science professor John Harbeson, program coordinator. After the session, the group will go to a local restaurant for pizza for a fee, Harbeson said. "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them.'' Henry D avid Tho™ Study in London for $2775 per semester. Includes air fare, resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Study in Seville, Spain, for $2100 per semester. Includes resident tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. No foreign language profiency required. Summer programs in London and Seville Semester programs also in France, Mexico, and Sweden For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin-Platteville 308 Warner Hall Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In their book, "In Search of Excellence," Thomas Peters and Robert Waterman talk about the shared basic principles of management — action stimulating, people oriented and profit maximizing — all practices which are readily transferable. In attempting to increase the quality of an institution, whether a big business, a small business or an educational institution, the investigation involved will be a complicated and time-consuming task. Parkside has recently developed the Freshman/Sophomore Taskforce to address some problems that relate to increasing Parkside's quality. "It's a fairly broad charge," commented Dr. Robert Canary, Committee chair. "We're trying to investigate ways in which the university can move forward, especially during the freshman and sophomore years when so many of our students transfer." One of the main problems the task force deals with is retention. "Retention is a problem, not so much as a problem itself, but as a symptom to realize there are things we could be doing better," stated Canary. "We have a lot of people entering who have a good potential to make it through, but they drop out. For some reason they get sidetracked. It's not necessarily a lack of academic skill, it may be a failure on the part of the university to make clear what it takes to get through early enough in the game." Canary explained that Parkside's problems don't exist just because it's an urban public college. "We do have a better program to offer. We have a good curriculum and we have very high standards for our faculty. It's really a matter of taking advantage of that." The committee is looking at questions of more active preparation in regard to the local high schools and Gateway Technical Institute. "We want to expand the ways we deal with people when they first arrive. We have to let them know what it takes to survive in the Skills Program, in the Breadth of Knowledge program. Factors that will help students develop are part of a good feedback to involvement." Canary talked about involvement as central in general to the success of the university and the students within it and he talked of involvement as central to retention. "We have to ask ourselves if there are ways we can build an environment that makes students more involved. CROSSWORD PUZZLER Puzzler answers on Page 10 ACROSS 39 Channels 42 Organs of hearing 43 River Islands 44 Fruit 46 Middle East peninsula 48 Flying Insect 51 Sum up 52 Small bottles 54 Born 55 Dance step 56 Roman official 57 Female: colloq. 1 Opening 4 Slumber 9 Solemn promise 12 Ventilate 13 Kind of beer 14 Retirement-plan inits. 15 Delaying 17 Spanish pots 19 Doom 20 Bad 21 Twirl 23 Russian tea urns 27 Liquid measure 29 Same as 30 Italy: abbr. 31 Abstract being 32 Choice part 34 Resort 35 Latin conjunction 36 Danish measure 37 Guide DOWN 1 Aeriform fluid 2 Be ill 3 Gains 4 Narrow opening 5 Paths 6 Urge on 7 College degree: abbr. 8 Incites to anger 9 Pretentious rural residence 10 Anglo-Saxon money 11 Existed 16 Diminish 18 Animated 20 Send forth 21 Slumber 22 One of Columbus's ships 24 Place in line 25 More mature 26 Asterisks 28 Pertinent 33 Limbs 34 Scorching 36 A continent 38 Athletic group 40 Smoothes 41 Short period 45 Gaelic 46 Weaken 47 Mountain on Crete 48 Siamese native 49 Beverage 50 Lamprey 53 Cyprinoid fish © 1985 United Feature Syndicate Involvement isn't like teaching in the classroom. It's a teaching, a learning within the university, it's what the student takes out, it's what the student learns that is our real measure of success." Getting students directly involved in the learning process is on the agenda for the task force. "We should take advantage of our current and advanced students in dealing with those students coming in. At a residential campus people learn a lot about how to cope with college. If we could set up some thing here to encourage that, it would be great. A l ot of times students are a lot more willing to listen to other students. You tend to understand something better when you teach it. You tend to become more involved in it and more interested in it when you can pass it along." The development of Parkside's excellence in education will depend a great deal on the students themselves. "It depends on the students' intellectual and personal development. It's part of what the traditional- age students are going through. What is it that they want to be? College can help them figure that out. We don't want to choose between preparing people for a job or giving them a liberal education. All the evidence suggests that there will be 4 or 5 shifts in what we will do with our lives. Career Preparation is important, but a general skill and knowledge to adapt to the changes will be vital." Conscience Crises "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" will be the topic of a non-credit course offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Thursdays beginning April 18. Cost of the course, to be taught by Rabbi Marc Gruber of Kenosha's Beth Hillel Temple, is $19. To register, call 553-2312. The course will include an introduction to different types of ethical thinking, systems for making value judgments and the various procedures for deciding ethical conflicts. Crises of conscience in the areas of war and peace, economic justice, environmental concerns and decisions about life and death will be explored. The course will focus on how advancing technology affects ethical questions. Brown bag health luncheon "Non-Traditional Sources of Health Care" will be the topic of a free public Wellness Brown Bag Luncheon, sponsored by Parkside's Office of Continuing Education from 11:50 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 17, in Union Room 104. Speaker will be John Burkhardt, of the Kenosha Youth Foundation. Persons are encourage to bring their own lunches or purchase food at the Parkside Union Dining facility. Preregistration is requested by calling 553-2312. See Castles in the Air And learn your way around the world University of Wisconsin Platteville RANGER 5 BSE Graduate grants open for studies abroad Nationally known scholar visits The United States Information Agency (USIA) and the Institute of International Education (HE) announced that the official opening of the 1986-87 competition for grants for graduate study or research abroad in academic fields and for professional training in the creative and performing arts is scheduled for May 1, 1985. It is expected that approximately 700 awards to over 70 countries will be available for the 1986-87 a cademic year. The purpose of these grants is to increase mutual understanding between the people of the United States and other countries through the exchange of persons, knowledge and skills. The grants are provided under the terms of the Mutual Educational and Cultural Exchange Act of 1961 (Fulbri ght-Hays Act) and by foreign governments, universities, corporations and private donors. Applicants must be U.S. c itizens at the time of ap plication, who will generally hold a bachelor's degree or its equivalent before the beginning date of the grant and, in most cases, will be proficient in the language of the host country. Except for certain specific awards, candidates may not hold the PhD at the time of application. Candidates for 1986-87 are ineligible for a grant to a country if they have been doing graduate work or conducting research in that country for six months or more during the academic year 1985-86. Creative and performing artists are not required to have a bachelor's degree, but they must have four years of professional study or equivalent experience. Candidates in medicine must have an M.D. or equivalent degree (e.g., D.D.S, O.D.) at the time of application. Application forms and further information for students currently enrolled at Parkside may be obtained from the Fulbright Program Adviser John Campbell, WLLC 346 (552 - 2006). The deadline for filing applications is September 16, 1985. Professor Ralph K. White is the visiting scholar on campus this week, sponsored by the Parkside Honors Program. Dr. White, whose specialties include international conflict and war propoganda, is currently Professor Emeritus in Social Psychology at George Washington University. White earned his Ph.D in Psychology at Stanford University. He has taught Psychology at several universities, has worked for the CIA i n the analysis of Communist propaganda, has done research on public opinion overseas — especially in the USSR, has worked with Kurt Kewin and Ronald Lippitt on autocratic and democratic atmospheres in children's groups, and has first-hand experience in Moscow, Berlin and Saigon. His numerous articles and publications vary in subject from the nature of war propaganda, the Cold War autocracy and democracy, the Vietnam War and the Arab-Isaeli conflict, to US-Soviet relations and the prevention of nuclear war. His extensive experience and knowledge in these areas have proved to generate much interest on the part of fa culty and students. White, whose stay extended from Tuesday, March 26 to Thursday March 28, enjoy ed a busy schedule of class lectures, lunches with faculty members, dinners with faculty and students and a public presentation, "Teaching Peace at the College Level." His lectures in the political science and history classes dealt with US-Soviet relations and efforts to keep peace. Author Antler reads poems Friday The poet who calls himself "Antler" and is the author of the nationally- acclaimed poem "Factory" will give a free public reading of his work at 1 p.m. Friday, March 29 in the Overlook Lounge of the Library. Antler is a native of Milwaukee who, according to prominent poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti, publisher of City Lights in San Franciso, is "the next Great Lakes poet to be discovered." "Factory" is a long poem that recalls the months Antler was employed at Milwaukee's American Can Co. The monotonous routine and noisy machinery "released Harbeson spoke at Harvard Parkside political science professor John Harbeson spoke recently at a major symposium at Harvard University on the subject of pluralism and democracy in Africa. Harbeson, a recognized authority on African politics, presented a paper titled "Constitutions and Constitutionalism in Africa: A Tentative Theoretical Exploration." The symposium was attended by internationally-known scholars from throughout the world. Harbeson is author of the book Sample ballot for election RACINE Mayor Dale C. Zierten Stephen F. Olsen Circuit Court Branch i John C. Ahlgrimm Circuit Court Branch VI Wayne J. Marik William R. Binetti Justice of Supreme Court Nathan S. Heffernan State Superintendent of Public Instruction I.W. Poehlman Herbert J. Grover Racine Unified School District No. 1 Members at Large (3 seats) E. John Graham, Jr. Margaret Smedegaard Marilyn L. Langdon Bernice M. Thomson Diane B, Tetrault Eileen R. Boutan KENOSHA Supreme Court Justice Nathan S. Heffernan State Superintendent of Public Instruction I.W. Poehlman Herbert J. Grover Circuit Court Branch I David M. Bastian Circuit Court Branch II William U. Zievers Circuit Court Branch VI Jerold W. Breitenbach Mario J. Ventura, Jr. Kenosha Unified School District No. 1 Members at Large (3 seats) Jeffrey L. Leisner Joan Haubrich Renee C. Leisner Irwin Stengert Carl W. Podella APPLICATIONS Now Being Accepted for CAMPUS AMBASSADORS A New Student Orientation Program The campus ambassador at Parkside is responsible for assisting faculty and administration with the introduction of the total university experience to incoming students. Applications are due Thursday, April 4, at noon and are available at: Student Activities Office (Union 209) Student Development (WLLC D 175) Union Info Desk flights of speculation and anger which Antler captured in long-lined verses that sing with driving rhythms...' Factory' makes clear the feeling of restraint common to people trapped in the urban routines of the Great Lakes' states industrial setting," said a Milwaukee Sentinel reviewer. Antler also writes about nature, calling himself t he "Ambassador of the Wilderness." He spent years traveling through the rural wilderness of the West Coast. Antler, who holds a bachelor's degree in anthropology and a master of fine arts degree in English from UW-Milwaukee, has written poems that have appeared in many publications, including American Poetry Review, Total Abandon, Earth First!, New Directions Anthology, Minnesota Review and The World. "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and is currently working on two other books. He served as research fellow and lecturer at the University of Nairobi from 1965 to 1967 and as visiting professor of political science at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia from 1973 to 1975. He recently helped draft, for the Agency for International Development, development and management policies for the African nations of Botswana, Lesotho, Liberia, Uganda and Kenya. RA applications available Applications are now being accepted for Resident Assistants at Ranger Hall in the Racine YMCA for the 1985-86 year. Applications are available in the Student Housing Office, Union 209. They a re due immediately. A Resident Assistant earns a free room at Ranger Hall for performing required duties. To qualify a student must have at least a 2.0 grade point average. The job of an RA is one of responsibility. It is definite plus on a student's resume when they look for positions in the future. Direct any questions concerning the available RA positions to Shirley Schmerling, Housing Coordinator, 553-2320, or stop in at Union 209. Logo contest announced The Parkside Orientation Program, POP, is sponsoring a logo contest for all interested artists. All entries should be centered around the Parkside campus and the development of a solid student life here. All des igns should be submitted to Alice Johnson in WLLC D-175 by April 12. T he Parkside Orientation Program Committee is a newly formed organization on campus with the goal of creating a dynamic orientation program for new and incoming students. How to break into management with no prior experience Become an officer in the Army National Guard. Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full-time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more information call: > | | , 6 5 4 - 5 1 7 9 Americans at their best. 6 Thursday, March 28, 1985 RANGER Week at the Park Of lampoons, libels and lies Club Events EVENTS Thursday, March 28 MOVIE: "The Terminator" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "Problem Solving and Decision Making" by Ruth Huitema at 6:30 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. SLIDE/LECTURE: "The Faces of Southern India: People, Places and Precambrian Rocks" by Prof. Richard Ojakangas of the University of Minnesota-Duluth at 8 p.m. in Moln 105. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, March 29 WORKSHOP: "How to Survive From 9 to 5" starts at 9 a.m. in Union 104-106. Call ext. 2312 for more details. POETRY READING: "Factory" by Antler of Milwaukee at 1 p.m. in the WLLC Overlook Lounge. The event is free and open to the public. TALK: "Recognition of Proterozoic Glacial Deposits: North American, Finland and South Africa," by Dr. Richard Ojakangas, Department of Geology, University of Minnesota-Duluth, 1 p.m., Greenquist 113. The lecture is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "The Terminator" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Sunday, March 31 MOVIE: "The Terminator" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 1 ROUNDTABLE: "Of Lampoons, Libels and Lies," by cartoonist Gary Huck at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is open to the public at no charge. COURSE: "What to Look for in Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129. Excellence award sought The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nominations for the 1985-86 T eaching Excellence Awards. The awards are given to up to two faculty members who have shown outstanding teaching ability during the past year. Nomination forms will be available in the PSGA Office (WLLC D137), Ranger Office (WLLC D139), SOC Office (Union 203), Library Learning Center, all division offices and at the Union Information Desk. The nomination forms may be deposited at the pickup locations. Forms will be accepted from March 21 to March 29. Students may nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomination. Students are limited to one nomination each. All continuing full-time members of the faculty and academic staff are eligible to receive the award. The winners of the award in the last two years will not be considered eligible to win the award this year. In addition to the student nominations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top ten percent of the faculty in their divisions. The Awards Committee, composed of four students and four faculty members, will then weigh the divisions chairs' recommendations, along with the student nominations, to determine the award winners. Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, are the rationales behind the nomination. These will be weighed with the divisional chair's nomination rationales. Past winners of this award include: Don Kummings (1977), Teresa Peck (1978), Chong-maw Chen (1978), Tim Bell (1979), Robert Esser (1980), Oliver Hayward (1981), Wayne Johnson (1982), Keith Ward (1982), William Rieber (1983), Douglas DeVinny (1984) and Ken Hoover (1984). Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, April 2 WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in Moln D128. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Advertising in a Small Business," starts at 6:30 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. OPEN HOUSE: for prospective students and their families at 7 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Wednesday, April 3 COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring an open stage from 12 noon to 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Physics talk scheduled On Wednesday, April 3, Dr. James Jorgensen of the Argonne National Laboratory will talk on the use of neutrons in studying the structure of matter. As is well known, atoms consist of protons, neutrons and electrons. The protons and neutrons together form the atomic nucleus which is in turn surrounded by a swarm of electrons. Dr. Jorgensen, a pioneer in the field of neutron scattering, will give a general talk surveying the current application of this technique in solid state physics. The talk is scheduled for Wednesday, April 3, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Room 230 of Greenquist Hall. All are welcome. Editor's note: This week the Ranger encountered an unfortunate mishap — all of the notices of club events turned in. this week were stolen by unknown individuals. We attempted to reach as many clubs as possible to get the information they originally wanted printed this week, but unfortunately we were unable to reach all of them. Wre sincerely apologize for any problems this may have caused any clubs. Art Addicts Same time, same place, Monday April 1, at 1 p.m. in CA D141. All you missing members please attend. We need you for our elections and we need volunteers to accept work for our student art show. If you can not attend, see the sign up sheet on the bulletin board in the Art Addicts Hall Way. See you there!!! Pi Sigma Epsilon The next Pi Sigma Epsilon meeting is Monday, April 1 in Moln 109 at 1 p.m. Things to be discussed include the Easter Egg Hunt, April 3, Initiation on April 13 and Loop 500 on April 24. Group pictures will be taken for the PSE scrap book. Please wear your sweatshirts. IVCF On Wednesday, April 3, Inter- Varsity Christian Fellowship will have a social in place of the usual topical meeting. Join us for some singing, worship, games and an uplifting experience. This will take place at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. Geology Colloquium Internationally recognized geologist Richard W. Ojakangas, professor at the University of Minnesota- Duluth, will give a free public slideillustrated lecture titled "The Faces of Southern India: People, Places and Precambrian Rocks," at 8 p.m. Thursday, March 28 in Moln 105 and again on Friday, March 29 at 1 p.m. in Grnqst 113. All are welcome to attend. Hispanic Club The next Hispanic club meeting will be on Wednesday, April 3, at 1 p.m. in Union 104. The club is presently working on increasing student participation, membership and activities to celebrate the upcoming Cinco de Mayo (May 5) holiday. Your input to both groups is needed if the activities are to be successful. Last year's committee had a panel discussion of topics related to Hispanic Americans and a dance with a band playing both American and Latin Music. Elections for next year's officers will be held sometime during this semester so begin thinking about them. La proxima reuion del Club Miecoles, el 3 de abril, a la una de la tarde, en el cuarta 104 de la Union. Presentemente, el Club esta trabajando para aumentar participacion y miembros en el Club. Ademas, estamos planiando actividades par celebrar la fiesta del Cinco de Mayo. Un comite uriiversitario, separado del Club, esta encargada del planiar actividades para el Cinco de Mayo. El ano pasado hubo una discusion de temas de interes para hispanoamericanos y un baile con musica Americana y latina. El Club y el comite niversitario necesan su contibucion de ideas para que el prorama tenga exsito este ano. Open house scheduled An open house for prospective Parkside students and their families will be held beginning at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, April 2 in the Communication Arts Theatre. The program, which lasts until Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge MY GUEST TONIGHT IS JOHN HINCKLEY JR., WHO STANDS TO TAKE 25% OF THE PROFITS FROM THE FORTHCOMING BOOK: ? THE DAY I SHOT THE PRESIDENT: THE JOHN NOW, JOHN, 1 THOUGHT V FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITED CONVICTED CRIMINALS FROM PROFITING FROM THEIR CRIMES. J WELL, YOU SEE, 1~-- VAUGHN, I WAS NEVER CONVICTED: I WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE ALTO BANK 24-HOlR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT. about 9 a.m., will include facultyled informational sessions on academic programs at Parkside, a financial aids session, information on housing and student services and a tour of the campus. Participants will have a chance to meet informally with faculty, staff and students and will be given general information on admissions and academic placement. A number of faculty and students will set up displays to illustrate various academic majors. Representatives of Peer Support, a student organization that assists the university's older students (age 23 and over) will be available to answer questions. Open House parking will be available in both the Communication Arts and Union lots on the campus Outer Loop Road. For more information, call the Student Services Office at 553-2000. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PA RKSIDE U NION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security: involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Wednesday, April 10. mtip And hey, be careful out there. •m m tvm Umm » 9m t*m- fesd s? « by mi m$ ' '"'f'' { '*V*/J*^' *'^i•f*cl:M'*IM*I;I R**a-i<M* fcJnjjtl Poster artist Dane-VanDvke an by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor I'm sure you've noticed the wonderful posters that announce upcoming theater productions at Parkside. The woman behind these posters is freelance artist Laurel Dane-VanDyke. Dane-VanDyke has been designing graphics for the theater department since her husband, Dramatic Arts Professor Leon VanDyke, began teaching here. "It seems like I've done the graphics for every show he's done since I met him. When he taught at Northwestern, it got so that I was doing graphics for all the shows. When we came here, there was no one doing that job. The graphics people at Parkside wouldn't handle the theater department, for some reason. So I decided to do it." Dane-VanDyke said the ideas for her graphics come from many sources. "I think it's really essential that, if you're doing a job for someone, make sure your design fits the weekend designing this thing with heavy rock music on the radio, which is something I normally don't work to. It got me in the mood, and the designs worked out quite well." Dane-VanDyke's main concentration is as a sculptor. She attended Albion College in Michigan, where she concentrated more on painting. "I was doing these very large, serious paintings. Then, in my senior year, I began making these little paper sculptures. I made them small so I could hide them in a drawer in my studio. Meanwhile, I was still doing these big, serious, ten or twenty foot paintings. "I heard, years later, a wonderful term by the art critic Lucy Lippard, who referred to things like I was doing as 'closet art.' And, in many cases, that is, in fact, real art. You're in transition at that point; you won't admit it to yourself, you hide it in a drawer, but you still want to make that stuff. So I began to jettison the paintings pretty quickly and started making sculptures. Then I went to Rhode Island School of Design for two years as a .graduate student and that was terrific." At the moment Dane-VanDyke is working on two Parkside related projects. One is creating a smaller version of the display for the Wellness Program. "The women who run the program want a small version of the display that will fit in a briefcase so they can take it to other schools and show them how the program looks and how the display looks." The other project is designing a cover for a new socioiyKSKYW ® SSg: Y 'y'W8%X 1 * : • I 0 1 0 0 0 : 0 : • '00.. 0 v.00^\v: •../v - - 0 •; ~ But that's no problem. They're the worst police force - - -in the* Jlnirrcrco THE FUN BEGINS MARCH 29th AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU! RANGER 7 Thursday, March 28,1985 Intern sought for position Applications for Student Life Post Bachelorette Internship will be available beginning April 1 in the Career Planning and Placement Office and at the Union Information Desk. This will be a one-year working and learning experience in the campus' student life. The position will begin July 1 and run for one year for a Parkside Graduate. asset logical periodical. "I'm doing that for Michael Bassis. It's a new national magazine, so we want to kick it off with a dynamite cover design." Dane-VanDyke feels her life in art is very satisfying. "I never thought to get rich quick. I decided somewhere that I wasn't going to do that in my life. So what? It beats being a stockbroker. They make money, but I'd be bored to death. You can't thwart people's natural urges. You can try, but you get real unhappiness." Theater specifics of the job. The first thing in the theater is: read the play. That gives you your own impression of i t. Sometimes the period the play is set in, the plot or the title will give you an idea. I also talk to the director and scene designer. "Sometimes," she continued, "even music can help. I once had a job doing a series of posters for a health department in Evanston geared toward teenagers. They were starting a clinic for teens, mostly girls. I had to gear the graphics around where the teenagers were at. I spent the entire Book review Maltin discusses "The Disney Films 99 by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Leonard Maltin's book "The Disney Films," published by Crown, is a very accurate, affectionate and sincere look at the work of one of film's greatest and most innovative filmmakers. The book has complete credit listings and critical evaluations of the Disney feature films, as well as several other chapters listing Disney's achievements with cartoons, nature films and television, as well as productions released by the studio after Disney's death in 1966. "A lot of Walt Disney's live action work was overlooked and underappreciated," said Maltin during a recent interview. " 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People' is to me one of the great fantasy and special effects films of all time, and it bothers me that more people don't know that. Another of his best pictures, 'So Dear To My Heart,' is a flim that just never found an audience and probably never will." Maltin originally wrote "The Disney Films" for publication by Crown in 1973. This new version, released in January of this year, adds information on subsequent film releases (up to and including the recent "Splash") as well as information on cable TV's Disney Channel and the release of Disney films on video tape. "I originally decided to do a book on Disney because nobody had ever done a book on all the films. I was interested in them, I Leonard Maltin had grown up watching them, so I thought it would make an interesting book," said Maltin. With Walt Disney's career responsible for such a vast amount of work, Maltin had to come to a decision regarding just what aspect he was to elaborate on. "Well, I started with the feature films," said Maltin, "and saw that it was going Carmen releases new LP by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor During the early and middle seventies, Eric Carmen's group The Raspberries turned out first-rate adolescent pop rock. Picking up a copy of their greatest hits is still a decent idea, as the songs have withstood the test of time rather well. Since then Carmen has done solo work with "Never Gonna Fall in Love Again" and "All By Myself" being among the most notorious hits. Carmen traded rock for second generation schlock as far back as 1977, so his latest self-styled LP on Geffen isn't too surprising. The only astonishment this record offers is that Carmen is searching so hard for a musical niche, he has reworked not only Eric Carmen formulas, but others of his songs. "I Wanna Hear It From Your Lips" has too many uncomfortable similarities to Springsteen's "Fire." "I'm Through With Love" is even more similar to Carmen's own "All By Myself," while "You Took Me All th e Way" is a blatant remake of the old Raspberries' hit "Go All the Way," the original remaining the quintessential bubblegum statement of teenage sexual angst. "American as Apple Pie" has him attempting to be Springsteen without the Boss' anger or passion, while "The Way We Used to Be" is just mewly crap in the tradition of Barry Manilow or Lionel Richie. In his search for his musical "self," it is unfortunate that Carmen didn't discover that The Raspberries WAS that necessary poprock niche. When he passionately sang "Want a hit record, yeah..." with that group, I don't know that any of us realised his want was so desperate he'd sell out his creativity completely to banal mush acceptable only to adult contemporary radio. ********************************************* *5 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pork/s Tavern & Fast becoming the talk of the town' 2109-2117 91st St- • Kenosha Lounge • • • • EVERY WEEK * • * • *1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... **Bar Stool Races I **Nuts & Bolts Contest **Water Balloon Fights 25< Tap/75* Mixed/ $2 Pitchers Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tabl e s • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! * * * * * * * * * I* * * * * * * * * * * * * to be such a big project on its own it wouldn't leave me much room to do other things, so it was as simple as that." In regard to the recent cable and video releases of Disney's work, Maltin stated, "I think it's great. I think it has acquainted and re-acquainted people with the many really good films that he did, some of the nice work that was done on the TV show, and other things that had been sitting on the shelf or only available in 16mm for school presentations and such." As far as recent Disney releases are concerned, Maltin stated, "I think the talented people there can do something new that is quite wonderful. There is no longer a Walt Disney to inspire and prod the Disney Studios team to greater heights, but I think it's a mistake to compare what today's people do to what was done at that studio in the past. They're new people and these are different times." Walt Disney is definitely one of the most innovative and talented individuals in the history of motion pictures, feels Maltin. Terminator Walt Disney "Walt Disney is really a unique figure in the history of entertainment," said Maltin. "I can think of no one who wasn't a performer who left such an indelible stamp on everything he did. He had a belief about what entertainment should be and a vision about taking this medium forward that really set him apart from everyone else." Awful PAB presentation by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor In my review of "The Terminator" at the time of its initial release, I stated in The Ranger that it was the worst film of 1984. Watching "The Terminator" is tantamount to watching the Vietnam war: a lot of blood and guts with no point or reason. Arnold Schwarzenegger is cast as a machine (oh irony!) that travels back in time to kill the mother of his enemy so his enemy will never exist. Another of his enemies goes back to the same time to prevent Schwarzenegger from killing the mother of his future comrade. But this guy screws the mother, so he turns out to be his future comrade's father. Confused? Me, too! Schwarzenegger has almost no dialogue at all, which is a blessing of sorts, and his performance is every bit as stilted as ever. There apparently were no plans to give any depth to the character (or thing) that Schwarzenegger portrays in "The Terminator," so he is once again just a lumbering slab of dumb, destructive strength. The violence is very graphic, with the camera lingering long and lovingly on dying, bleeding victims crawling away in slow motion. Linda Hamilton, who plays the future mother, is utilized for her beauty (her bed scene with co-star Michael Biehn is the picture's attempt at eroticism for patrons who enter the show with rolled-up newspapers) and is given little to do in the acting department other than to look terrified. The plot is hopelessly far-fetched and silly, the gunplay unmotivated and especially grisly. While there is a great deal of action (sometimes a nice word for violence), "The Terminator" is no more than a bluntly visceral experience in the same league as the monster "Dirty Harry." There is literally nothing here that will please anyone with the ability to read. Camp for artists set ******************************************** A one-week "Great North Woods Art Camp" for persons interested in studying nature from a first-hand aesthetic perspective will be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from Sunday, June 2 through Saturday, June 8 at beautiful Red Cedar Lake, near Rice Lake in Barron County. Cost of the camp is $160 per participant. The fee covers food, instruction and lodging in the Knollwood Lodge overlooking the lake. To register and obtain more information, call 533-2312. Registration deadline is Monday, April 15. There are openings for 22 participants. Car-pooling will be arranged for the six-hour drive. The camp will be led by Parkside art professors David Holmes and Doug DeVinny, both of whom have exhibited their work regionally and nationally. "Drawing, watercolor, acrylic painting and maybe a little whittling are among the activities planned," said Holmes. A preliminary meeting to discuss logistics and principles of the art camp will be held at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, May 18 in C.A. Room 111. Persons interested in the camp are urged to attend. RANGER 9 Thursday, March 28, 1985 A pause in the disaster Behind the Sun by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Every year around Oscar time, newspapers, magazines and television are filled with interviews with Oscar nominees. I didn't feel that I had to stoop to that to get readers, so I decided not to interview these so-called "stars." (Besides, none of them would return my calls.) I decided instead that I would talk to one of the leading figures in the field of low budget films, Mr. Leon "One Take" Lipschitz. Q: Mr. Lipschitz, you claim that your movies have the lowest budgets in history. Could you clarify this? A: Well, the last film I made had a budget of $19.38. Q: How can you make films these days for so little money? A: Theft. Q: Theft? A: Yep. I steal damned near everything. Cameras, film, lights. You name it, we steal it. Q: Should you be admitting this? A: Oh, hey. Everybody knows it. Q: I'm surprised you haven't been arrested. A: Well, you see, no one has charged me with anything. Q: But you just said... A: I know. But what I didn't mention is that some of my best films have been shot through motel windows, in the back seats of cars, etc. Q: In other words, your whole operation is based on... A: Blackmail. Q: All right. Now, is it true you invented the so-called "slasher" film? A: Yes, that's very true. It was back in 1953. I made a film called "Kiss the Blood Off My Sister." It was the tender story of a girl, her somewhat enfeebled brother and the family dog. Q: A dog? A: Yes. I always like to put Workshop A "Dream Workshop" will be offered by Parkside through the Office of Continuing Education beginning Monday, April 15, 7-9 p.m. in Tallent Hall. This two-session workshop will include basic instruction, discussion and the sharing of dreams as well as practical methods to remember, record and interpret dreams and the symbols within them. A handout containing theories of dreaming, interpretation techniques and a reading list will be given each participant. Instructor John Andreozzi, of the Resource Center for Ethnic Studies and Neighborhood Organizing, has been instructed in the Jungian method of dream interpretation and has been teaching dream workshops in the Milwaukee area. The fee for this class is $10. For registration or additional information, caU 553-2312. Clapton LP hits the mark something in my films that appeals to families. In this case it was a cute, cuddly doggy. Q: And I suppose that in the end, the dog saves the heroine's life. A: No, not quite. Actually, he turns out to be a ruthless axe murderer and he chops her into little bits. This, of course, led to the sequel "A Hatful of Shirley," in which all of her pieces come to life and kill the cuddly little doggy in slow motion. It was a charming little film. Q: Sounds lovely. I recently saw one of your films "The Easter Bunny Massacre," and I was amazed at how good the special effects were, considering the low budget. A: What special effects are those? Q: The special make up in the death scenes. A: Oh, we don't use make up. Q: Then how do you achieve such realism? A: How else? We offed the actors. At the budgets we work with, I can't afford a make-up guy. Of course, we are running out of actors. Say, do you act? Q: Well I, I mean, I've done a little... A: How'd you like to be in my next film? I can see it now. You'd have a great death scene. We tie -you up and push you down a flight of stairs. Just like in "Kiss of Death." Ony in this one we'd put some sharp spikes and alligators at the bottom and... by J im Neibaur Feature Editor Some of the greatest guitar work on any rock and roll record has been performed by Eric Clapton. Clapton has shown capabilities in rock (Cream, Derek and the Dominoes), straight blues ("Nobody Knows You" on the Dominoes' LP "Layla"), even reggae (his cover of Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff"). He is perhaps best known as the master of a quintessential bluesrock fusion, emerging at a time when this musical combination was the rage among British rockers (The Rolling Stones and The Who in particular). Somehow Clapton manages to do effortlessly what others are struggling to accomplish. He has been capable of consistent high quality, "Behind the Sun," his latest on Warner's, yet another excellent showcase for his still impressive guitar riffs and gutsy blues-rock vo- Diamond Lif e Eric Clapton cals. "Forever Man," a danceable rocker, is the one chosen for top 40 radio, but perhaps the best cut on the album is "Something's Happening," a sixties-esque protest tune that makes a much stronger statement than any recent attempts by wimply new-wavers. The heartfelt camaraderie of the sixties experience (both musical and personal) is recalled perfectly by Clapton and, unlike recent attempts by John Fogerty or Mick Jagger, is successful in presenting itself during the eighties not sounding dated or out of place. Clapton's guitar work is especially impressive on the obligatory blues cut "Same Old Blues," while his performance of Eddie Floyd's R&B classic "Knock on Wood" puts the recent discofied Amii Stewart creeper to deserved shame. Production by Phil Collins comes to the forefront especially on the very meaningful and passionate title cut. Eric Clapton is one of the greatest rock musicians of all time. While others from his era (at a time when music really mattered) have either mellowed severely or thrown up their hands in frustration at their inability to adapt to musical and cultural changes, Clapton has maintained a firm handle on styles, statements and how to present them for maximum effect. "Behind the Sun" is definitely an LP that journeys deeper than the disc's surface grooves. Sade debuts with style by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "Diamond Life" is the new LP by Sade (pronounced SHAR-day), featuring the passionate and intimate vocals and songwriting of Nigerian- bom Sade Adu. Jazz and blues stem from African rhythms, Sade exemplifying the early development of this sound into its present day status as an art form. Her singing quality ranges from Billie Holliday to Rickie Lee Jones: moody, eloquent and powerful. The jazz-influenced tracks are similar to last year's LP by Everything But The Girl, another impressive group to emerge from England's new musical renaissance. "Diamond Life" is presently among the top selling LP's in Great Britain. Sade's vocals are backed by the Sade Adu saxophone and guitar of co-songwriter Stuart Matthewman, who exhibits a strong understanding for this musical style with expressive playing. The mood of the tracks is further set by pianist Andrew Hale and bassist Paul Denman. Often music becomes very standardized and thus less appealing, due to its lack of depth and substance. "Diamond Life" is a very offbeat, unusual record that displays great feeling and quiet passion utilizing its jazz and blues influences, combining them with contemporary production (sans the limitations of studio electronics), making a strong and effective statement. Mellow, but not dull; sophisticated, but not pretentious; "Diamond Life" is a very effective record that is well worth seeking out. It calls attention to a new musical talent that will bear some listening with ensuing projects. UNION SQUARE GRILL DAILY SPECIALS AFTER 4:30 P.M. HOURS: 11 am-2 pm 4:30 pm-7:00 pm MON. Turkey Nuggets w/sauce (BBQ, sweet-sour, hot mustard or horseradish) TUES. Pizza-By-The-Slice (Cheese & Sausage, Pepperoni or Veggies) WED. Stuffed Potato Skins (Mexican, Greek, Italian or Chili) THURS. Hot Subs 6 for 51.25 9 for 51.85 12 for 52.35 .50 2 for 1.79 1.49 f 10 Thursday, March 28, 1985 Men's basketball RANGER by Robb Luehr "There were only about 30 teams in the country that had a better record than we did." This, in the words of men's head basketball coach Rees Johnson, sums up Parkside's past season. The team had the best regular season record in school history with a 22-6 mark. Despite the record, however, Johnson had his share of difficulties with this team. "I didn't enjoy coaching this team as much as I've enjoyed coaching some of the other teams I've had," said Johnson. "The type of team we had was a group of individuals either searching for identity, for their position on the team or worth as a player. "At times in the year, I was really frustrated with the team because they weren't easy to coach. There were a lot of different egos, a lot of people going in different directions. It wasn't a team effort." Mark Zukley, a sophomore forward, said in regard to Johnson's comments, "I think he didn't like the attitudes on the team. There were many different and conflicting attitudes. People didn't always agree. Everybody had their own personality and it was hard to relate. "Everybody was trying to make a good impression early, because most of the people were new, and everybody was looking out for themselves instead of the team." Robert Jones, a center, didn't feel there was a problem, however. "The coach felt there was one so there had to be changes," said Jones. Junior forward Arthur "Jay" Rundles agreed with Jones and added, "Everybody got along pretty good." Jones said, "Coach's comments brought us together as a team and Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package A look back at a winning team made us do things more efficiently. "When coach came down on us, it gave us an incentive to play harder," added junior forward Cornell Saddler. In spite of the team attitude, Johnson said, "The biggest disappointment was how long it took the team to get together. "At Christmas time, we were really close, then we got set back by the southern trip and then coming home and getting beat by Stevens Point." Another disappointment was the lack of a team goal during the middle months of the season. "Not being in a conference race, you really don't have a hell of a lot to shoot for. All you can do is wait for tournament time," said Johnson. There were two turning points last season, according to Johnson. One was the Dec. 22 game against Green Bay. "We beat a team that's (NCAA) Division I — even though they're not a great one — by eig ht points at their place. That was a heck of a victory for us. It was our biggest test of the season at that point. It let our guys know they really were a good team." The other turning point was a three-game winning streak when the Rangers beat Oshkosh, Purdue- Calumet and Northeastern Illinois. "That stretch was important for us, to get our momentum going again," said Johnson. For the most part, however, Johnson praised his team's play and steady improvement throughout the season. "By the end of the year, culminating with the Eau Claire game, I was really quite pleased and proud of how much progress was made as far as team play was concerned. I think they made a lot of progress. t vo \Cen°s 2°d st" INSIDE MM MID-TOWN LOUNGE SPT» W*G5 Snacks, Pizza & Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 The teams we had before, with (Erik) Womeldorf and Rundles were pretty solid, but they were .500 teams. Now, all of a sudden they know they are a 22-7 team. They learned that they can really win." The Rangers' play late in the season has left Johnson with great anticipation for next season. "I wish the season started tomorrow. "We're going to be a very good team next year. Not only do we have talent and maturity, we have that experience. Now, they know what they have to do, what kind of togetherness they have to have. "They (team members) know the demands that are put on them and what's expected of them. They will be much more willing to do them next year, because they've been on the firing line this year." The players also are looking forward to next season. "We've got all the players coming back (except for seniors Womeldorf, Stan Cameron and Dave Sergeant), and I know we're going to win this district (NAIA District 14)," said Zukley. "Next year we'll be more united. I think we'll be killing teams instead of just beating them." Jones added, "I feel pretty confident about this team. We have a great chance of making it to the national tournament, because of returnees like Dennis Davis, Rundles, Vince Hall and Saddler. I'm sure they will be hungry enough to go after the title." Johnson feels the team's nucleus will be intact, though it'll lose three members. "This will be Rundles' fourth year, and Davis will be a senior. Saddler has matured extremely well. We have other young men, like Zukley, Jones and Mike Henderson, who have an awful lot of potential. "How much they mature in six months from now we'll know when we open up our season. We also have a couple of guys who have been delayed, like Dan Carrera and Jeff Rhodes. 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But he has paid off this debt And I sadly regret That a retraction will follow soon. Later. THE JEFF Slater smear campaign ends. Chapter 3: "The things I could have said about JEFF SLATER but didn't:" JEFF SLATER'S so cheap he can't afford to pay attention; JEFF SLATER may wear the pants in his relationship but Dawn buys them; Debit-Allowance for Bad Debts, Credit-JEFF SLATER; What do you get when you cross JEFF SLATER and a pair of roller skates? Answer: a cheap skate. JEFF SLATER wears a dress on ladies nite so he can drink for free. I retract. THE WOZ. WHO IS the NPSGA? Pass information to PLO (Parkside Liberation Organization.) ARE COMMUNICATIONSSSSSSS Majors really that picky? MIKE F: If you don't start making a tear sheet list for me, it may be the end for you. A.B.M. TO PLO: NPSGA are $%•*$. that's what! NPLO CHURCH OF Fun meeting Friday night. BE there or be neg fun. ISN'T KEITH Harmann a devoted Communicationsssss Major? Bus. Mgr. HAVE YOU joined the Church of Fun yet? SEH: YOU are so terrific in so many ways! Lov, Lor. DO YOU like to have fun? Join the Church of Fun. Friday night, Union. Be there. FUNSHINE: LOOKING forward to dancing WITH YOU Saturday night. LOVE-A-LOT. PAM WOODBURY broke her arm fighting in the Union again. HEY DEBBY Scherrer, guess what? You're FAT! DEBBIE GRIFFITHS, SORRY for all the R.M.S.! PHGMI KEITH HARMANN, having toga problems? JIM KREUSER, change your name so I can spell it! Signed, a poor speller. JIM KRETSER, How do you spell your last name again?? SGT. CAN I lean on you just a little longer? Freddie SERGEANT: YOU'LL be sorry you ever asked for a classified! SARGE: FLASH those dimples! Freddie SARGE: WHO said anything about anyone being cute? SGT.-THANKS for giving me and my rug a place to hang out. Max. DEBBIE GRIFFITHS: Sorry for all the R.M.'s PHGMI TO TOM, the Hamburglar: We saw that and atching SPECIAL THANKS to all members of the we're going to be watching you. J&T church of f un, under the direction of Rev. JK, for a great job of brightening up the TOGA bash! The prez (an assoc. member) WHO DO you know wants to buy a TOGA? Slightly used. Call 553-2211 for more info. WANTED: INFO leading to the capture of the masked toga person who feels underwear is not a necessary part of social behavior. DAN L.: Sorry about the stupid things I said Tuesday. I didn't mean them-Tami. COACH PISSBALL: How's Hofen Ruefer, Lobo Ladies, Permanent Spring Break? T.A. SWEETPIE: You are my strength when I'm lost. Love, Linda. MORT: DO you want to get lucky tonight? Every night? Looper wants your body! TILY!!!!! Thank you infinitely much for all your support and love over break and always! You are truly an inspiration! Love, JR RYDELL, OSHGOSH will never be the same. The Orida Dragon. BUFFY:-19 weeks (I'm overwhelmed). Biff. U* (SMlie l^ureet Puzzler Answer % » 20 OFF All Nuts Week of April 1 G A P IS L E E |P tv O W A 1 R 1 L A G E R 1 R A S L O W 1 N G O L L A S F A T E E V 1 L S P 1 N S A M O V A R S L 1 T E R L 1 K EJ| 1 T E N S E T 1 T E ms P A E T A L E N lis T E E R P |A S S A G E s E A R S A 1 T S p E A RJ S 1 N A 1 T E R H 1 T E A D D V 1 A L s 1 N E E P A SL E| D 1 L E|1 G A L We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts i Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 6 • • • • • • • • • • • • RANGER 11 Thursday, March 28, 1985 Tennis Team is stronger than last year's by Kimberlie Kranich "This team has a competitive attitude. They love to play for a point. They play that point out. I like that," said Dick Frecka, coach of this year's men's tennis team. After over three weeks of practice, Frecka has a good idea of what his team looks like. "I would say that ability-wise, we should be stronger than we were last year. This year we've got good balance. The top six players are going to be pretty close. Number one probably won't beat number six more than 6- 2 or 6-3." The top six players are third-year man Art Shannon, first-year men Chris Schuleit, Tom Hermes, Dan Hyatt, Dave Hyatt and Tom Pacetti, and second-year man Frank Mejia. Second-year men Alan Elsmo, Brian Langenbach and Mike Roszkowski and first-year men Dan Kitzmann and Keith Strand complete the twelve-man squad. With the exception of a few warm days, the majority of practices have been indoors, squeezing twelve players onto three courts. Securing gym time is a problem because tennis has to share the gym with baseball, softball and track. "It's hard sometimes to get the players to come at the times the gym is available. We're not alone; the other sports have had the same problem," said Frecka. Practicing inside can also present adjustment problems. Frecka said the biggest adjustment problem is lighting. "Outdoors you see the ball so much better. The disadvantages of outside courts are temperature, wind and surface factor. The outdoor courts are also much slower than the indoor courts." Whether inside or out, the men will be tough. "This year we have experience. If everybody stays healthy, we'll be all right." Meet famous athletes• and more — join the Ranger Staff. WLLC-D139A. Although the team is twelve players strong and only six can play at any given time, Frecka said he likes big teams. "I don't like to cut. I've had players who didn't make the top six in their freshman year and in their senior year they were playing one, two and three. They had the ability; they just didn't have the experience." In addition to the team's ability, their attitude will affect their success. "The attitude of the team seems to be pretty positive. Everybody's pumped up about the drills and there is no negative chatter. Mejia and Shannon decided not to take full-time jobs, and their presence on the team will add some depth," said Hermes. Frecka looks for a positive team attitude, also. "My main concern is not whether we win each match, but that individuals become a team and show consideration for one another." A tennis player himself, Frecka knows what it takes to become a winner and gives advice and encouragement to his players. "I tell them, win if you can, get beat if you must, but don't lose. "There's a difference. If you go out there and you're hitting good shots and your opponent is hitting better shots and winning points, you're not losing to him. But, if you go out there and the person on the other side of the net isn't as good as you are, and you're hitting the ball into the net, then you're losing to your opponent — h e's not beating you." The men have their first meet Tuesday, April 2 against Carroll College at 3 p.m. on the Parkside courts. Wrestlers are disappointed in NAIA National Tournament The wrestling team, seeded seventh in the nation, placed 24th in the NAIA National Tournament held in Jamestown, North Dakota March 7-9. Six wrestlers competed in the tournament, but only two left with Ail-American honors. "I thought we wrestled much poorer than what we were capable of," said Coach Jim Koch. "If these boys would have wrestled close to their seeds, probably we would have placed seventh." Individual seedings were Jack Danner-134 lbs.-ninth; Mark Dubey- 142 lbs.-ninth; Mike Muckerheide- 158 lbs.-fourth; Todd Yde-167 lbs.- fourth. Ted Keyes, 177 lbs., and Craig Patz, 190 lbs., were seeded third in their weight classes. Yde wrestled all the way to the semi-finals before losing to Howard Seay from Central State University, Oklahoma, 2-1. Seay went on to win second place honors in his weight class. Yde wrestled to fifth place in his weight class, which earned him Ail-American honors. Muckerheide, who also won All- American honors, wrestled to the quarter-finals and lost to Eric Lujan from the University of Southern Colorado, 16-6. In this match, Muckerheide hurt his shoulder, prompting Koch to default him out of the tournament. Muckerheide also won Academic All-American with a 3.6 GPA. "He could possibly have wrestled back for as high as third place. That hurt us, but his health is obviously more important than our placement," said Koch. Keyes, who missed All-American status, also won Academic All- American, with a 3.0 GPA. Koch said the team's finish was a personal disappointment because his team has in the past finished among the top ten. UW-P player Tennis schedule Tuesday, April 2 vs. Carroll, at home, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 13, vs. Moraine Valley, at home, noon. Monday, April 22, at Carthage, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 3 vs. Lake County, at home, 3 p.m. Monday, April 15, vs. Concordia, at home, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 24, at Carroll, 2 p.m. Friday, April 5, vs. Beloit, at home, 3 p.m. Wednesday, April 17, vs. UWM, at home, 3 p.m. Friday, April 26, at Lake County, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 6, vs. Green Bay, at home, 1 p.m. Friday, April 19, at Beloit, 2 p.m. Saturday, April 27, at Concordia, 1 p.m. Wednesday, April 10, vs. Carthage, at home, 3 p.m. Saturday, April 20, at Moraine Valley, 1 p.m. Saturday, May 4, vs. Alumni, at home, 1 p.m. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION CASH-HANDLING ATTENDANT All positions available Fall semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Monday, April 15. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS UNION SQUARE BAR RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE All positions are available 2nd semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Friday, Dec. 14. -S - 12 Thursday, March 28, 1985 HANGER Wayne Dannehl The man behind the Phy-Ed administrator Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl came to Parkside in September, 1972, ready for home-town sports. After coaching and teaching for five years at a Big 10 School (University of Illinois), Dannehl wanted to move away from "things associated with big time athletics." Dannehl said, of "big time" schools: "They (student athletes) get a false sense of how important they are and I don't like that. That's part of our culture. "When kids get to think they're more important than the program, they're missing the whole point. That's why I never get too concerned about spectators." Dannehl settled into the small school atmosphere the same day the physical education building opened its doors. With this move came some changes. "The first year we spent a lot of time just getting the heat and water on." But another major change which occurred under Dannehl's direction was the inclusion of women's athletics on the college level. "We felt fairly proud that we were one of the first schools in the state, as well as in the nation, to have those opportunities for women." The only obstacle faced, said Dannehl, dealt with money. "That's by Steve Kratochvil Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the head coach of the Parkside baseball team, has done it all, from getting inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame to playing professional basketball and baseball. Oberbruner was born in Ashland, Wisconsin, where he excelled in several sports at DePadua High School. But baseball was his specialty. Toward the end of his high school career, Oberbruner had to choose between playing pro baseball and going to college; he opted for the latter. Oberbruner graduated from Notre Dame in 1940. "While I was at Notre Dame, I played professional basketball for the Pistons. You could do that back in those days." After graduation, Oberbruner played pro baseball for Fort Wayne, a team affiliated with the Cleveland Indians. He went on to play with the Boston Braves as shortstop and center fielder. His basketball career ended after the attack on Pearl Harbor, when he was drafted into the army. "I was really coming into my own at that point," said Oberbrunner. "When I got back I realized that I didn't have it any more." Unable to play competitively, Oberbruner got into the coaching field. He returned to Wisconsin in 1946 to help manage the Beloit team of the Central Wisconsin League. A "In addition to being the chief administrator of this unit. I put up with what they call the human side of the enterprise. All the nitty gritty problems that occur between persons end up here. " -Wayne Dannehl not to say we haven't had money for the programs, but when you add eight or nine women's sports, it involves a lot of money. "We really operate on a terribly low budget. If I had to do it over again, I would probably go for a lot more money to support the programs." Besides creating new programs, however, Dannehl is involved with administration.' "I'm responsible for the operation of the building, the phy ed, inyear later he was hired at Milton College, where he would spend the next 23 years in charge of the coaching duties for football, basketball and baseball. Oberbruner became the baseball coach at Parkside in 1970. " I came here primarily due to A1 Dearborn. He was dean of students at Milton before he took a similar position here. It was his influence that caused me to consider Parkside." Oberbruner signed 21 players to professional baseball contracts. His son, Jamey, a former Ranger, is one of them. "Speaking as a coach and not as a father, Jamey was probably the best player I ever coached," he said. "Jamey had all the tools to be in the big leagues. But he got caught in a numbers game and was released by Pittsburgh. It's really a shame he never got a good shot at it. "If Jamey had made it, I would have been the happiest guy in the world. That would have made everything complete, darn it." Oberbruner was recently elected into the Wisconsin High School Coaches Hall of Fame though he never coached a high school team. "Making the Hall of Fame is really something special to me. When I look back on all that has happened, it makes reaching the Hall of Fame something very special. "I'm directly connected with high schools. I recruit the boys for tramural and athletic programs, fund raising and making sure people stay within their budgets." The budgets have been met in all of Dannehl's 13 years. Included in the regular administrative affairs is Dannehl's duty to the community. He is presently involved in the Rotary Club and Kenosha Night at the Brewers. "As a member of Parkside's community, I also work in the local communities. That's kind of an obligation of the job, although I Ken "Red" Oberbruner college and help them get their degrees. Then I try to develop their skills for a professional contract. "I'm here at Parkside because I like people, college students in particular. I like to watch them grow academically and athletically. They should realize, however, that getting their degree is the most important thing." Oberbruner's name is in the Hank Aaron display at Milwaukee County Stadium, he has played against the Globetrotters and the list just goes on for Oberbruner, now 67 a nd a semi-retired teacher and coach. "I guess you could say I'm kind of a bird dog for the Pittsburgh Pirates, too," he said, referring to his casual scouting duties for the major league club. "I got a call the other day. The Brewers are looking for a pitching coach. Jamey would make a heck of a coach." don't mind doing it. "It also helps us, because when we need help, people are willing to come to us and help because we've been helping the community." Though Dannehl spends part of his time dealing with outside groups, most of his hours are spent dealing with inside problems. Just a few of the difficulties encountered range from recruiting new athletes to finding funding for post-season play. "Recruiting is a 'great chore' as a commuter campus. It's much more difficult from an administrative point of view than it is on a resident campus." Despite the difficulties, Parkside manages to produce athletes good enough to go to Nationals. Traveling and playing at Nationals, however, costs money, money which is not funded. Through the years, Dannehl has had to find ways to raise that money. "Our kids do quite well athletically, considering everything. It's a tribute to our kids and to the coaching. I got to figure out how the heck we're going to pay for all this stuff." "In addition to being the chief administrator of this unit, I put up with what they call the human side of the enterprise. All t he nitty gritty problems that occur between The seventh annual Whitewater Half-Marathon and simultaneous Four Mile Run will be held Sunday, May 5. Sponsored by Whitewater's Army ROTC Detachment and supported by Company 'E,' 2nd Battalion (TLAT), Wisconsin Army National Guard, the races will begin at 10 a.m. at the intersection of Prairie Street and Starin Road on Whitewater's campus. For the certified 13.1 mile Half- Marathon, trophies will go to the male and female winners. Medals will be awarded to the first three persons end up here." Dannehl welcomes each day with the knowledge it will be filled with challenge. He accepts the challenge thrown at him daily. One goal he has for the future of Parkside is an aerobic program with weight training. With this program. Dannehl hopes to bring more people out to the physical education building to use it. "We're (Dannehl and coach. Steve Stephens) chasing around trying to convince the people who have the money that we should expend this kind of money trying to involve more people in the program." All this effort coincides with Dannehl's hope to open the facilities to more people (students and faculty, as well as student-athletes). Dannehl is also working on making the gym a "street shoe" gymnasium, in which students have easy access to the gym. "Intramurals don't fly in a commuter school," said Dannehl. Instead, Dannehl sees the "street shoe" gymnasium replacing or supplmenting intramurals for those students who come and go. Dannehl is content with his position, saying he's in an ideal place. Dannehl can see through the murkiness of the daily dilemmas with a positive outlook. finishers in each of the following classes: male age 18 and under, 19- 24, 25-34, 35-39, 40-49 and age 50 and over; female, same as male, except the last class is 40 and over. Advance registration fee is $5, $6 on the day of the race. Registration must be completed between 7:30 and 9:30 a.m. Entry forms can be obtained by phoning the ROTC Detachment at (414) 472-1563, extensions 1747 or 1541, or by writing Army ROTC Detachment (RUN), UW-Whitewater, Whitewater WI 53190-1790. MILLER HIGH LIFE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Jackie Rittmer On the Florida softball trip, Jackie saved the first win over I.U.P.U.I. with a defensive play. She first caught a sinking fly ball to center field, and then picked the runner off th ird base, who thought the ball was going through. Jackie is a junior elementary education major. She is also a two-time NAIA All-American. Oberbruner inducted into High School Coaches Hall of Fame Whitewater Half-Marathon Set Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Survey shows - Students want housing Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 4, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Stranger Pages 6 and 7 Sorensen - Brains and talent Page 12 Vol. 13, No. 25 Survey shows Students want housing by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor The On-Campus Housing Survey recieved an overwhelming response. Tom Krimmel, Development and Alumni Affairs, said that only 500 surveys were expected, but that 1080 were completed and 100 extras came in late, although they were not compiled. "The survey reached 25 percent of undergraduate students, which really gives us valid predictions of what students here need," said Krimmel. Krimmel proposed a three phase plan to construct three housing units — a three story single student housing building, a three story married student townhouse complex and a two story complex for elderly students, which would be started in 1986 if the plan is accepted by the UW Board of Regents. The single student portion of the survey results show a significant demand for that type of housing. The results also helped determine the mix of units desired, such as single or double occupancy. Krimmel said it appears that two double and two single occupancy units per suite will be most desirable. The survey results also show that the estimated price range of $125-$135 per month for a double occupancy unit is feasible. The results of the family unit portion of the survey showed only a 107 unit demand. "Our initial thinking was to build 80 units so we will probably scale down that number. Student seats by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor The United Council of Student Governments (UC) met this past weekend to digest information on their restructuring, information on the candidates running for UC President and to be informed of UW-Oshkosh Faculty Senate setting up a task force to determine the need for student seats on academic committees. Students at Oshkosh seemed repelled by the news that the Faculty Senate had developed a task force to explore the possibilities of removing students from academic committee seats. JoAnna Richard, Oshkosh Student Association explained "The efforts are completely Gov. Earl's farm stand Page 5 But we can see that there still is a need for family housing," said Krimmel. "One thing this survey doesn't get at is the prospective student demand. We can't determine the number of future heads of families who may want to use family housing," he added. Senior citizens are currently being polled to determine the need for elderly housing. Krimmel said the results gathered from the survey were not unexpected. "Since Parkside started there has been a demand for housing. There was an attempt to satisfy that need with Parkside Village (a privately owned apartment complex on Hwy. near Tallent Hall) but that didn't work out very well; the university has to have control." Some very interesting information was gathered from the survey results. 51 percent of students polled said they would live in on-campus housing if the price was appropriate. 56 percent said they would have lived in on-campus housing if it had been available when they first started school and 44 percent said they would live in on-campus housing for all four college years. A majority of single students polled felt that refrigerators, telephones and kitchenettes are important features to have in every room. A majority of all the students polled stated that reserved parking next to the building, laundry facilities in the building and a near by convience store are very important. Students indicated on the survey that the main benefits of having oncampus housing is that they would have more study time, it would improve the overall college atmosphere, increase access to all the facilities, cultural/social activities and the library and it would save time and cost of transportation. The Chancellor will formally present Parkside's Housing plan to the Regents on May 9 and 10. Krimmel feels the Regents will react positively to the request. "We would like to do something similar to what Madison has recently done. Madison obtained 300 acres of land from the Regents to build a Research Park. Ours is a similar type of project because we would like to purchase land from the Regents to improve the campus and the community by building housing," said Krimmel. Krimmel said that the community also seems to be responding well to the prospect of housing at Parkside. Currently the housing fund raising potential is being studied. "Fund raising for housing doesn't seem to be a problem at other UW's, which is encouraging," he said. "Student housing would be such a boost for the economy in the community. It would bring construction jobs to the area, for example, and it would significantly enhance the university and keep local kids and their money in the community," said Krimmel. endangered in Oshkosh faculty oriented. We don't want this to happen and we're going to fight it, too." The Commission for Academic Affairs was one of the committees Richards referred to. "Right now there is a ratio of four student votes to 20 faculty votes. They want to restructure it so that there are no student votes. Students would just be consulted on important matters. It seems to me that they're trying to fix something that isn't even really broken." Richards explained that the action is in direct violation of merger and that part of the reason this came up has to do with interpretation of the merger law. Part of the law states that faculty has a primary function in implementation of the policies developed by the faculty committees. Students have been responding to this by stating that faculty may have a primary responsibility, however, their responsibility is not sole. At this point Richards said the students will fight it through the administration, who she did not regard as supporting it and through other faculty members who are showing support for the student seats at this time. Candidacies for UC president from both Terry Tunks, Parkside, and JoAnna Richards, Oshkosh, were declared. Both candidates are in the process of developing position papers, and will submit them to their constituencies later this week. Taking the oath Pat Ramsdell (top) and Bob Vanderloop were sworn into their newly elected PSGA positions of President and Vice-President by Chief J ustice Carla Thomas on Friday. ML* : imwt THE SOVIET REACTION TO THE CONGRESS1 DECISION TO DEPUTY TOE MX AS WELL AS TO THE SHOOTING L Of MAJOR ARTHUR NICHOLSON ,!l *00 c% & Jennie Tunkieicz. Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen... Andy Buchanan Wendy Westphal Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan... Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor , Asst. Fe ature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor .... Business Manager Advertising Manager .... Distribution Manager . Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Tim Bruns, Kari Dixon, Steve Gallion, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton, Bill Serpe. PHOTOGRAPHERS Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl Hahn, Kris tine Odegaard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year ex cept during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Perkside Ranger. University of Wtsconsm-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard sue paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content Letter to the editor Grill hours should not be changed To the Editor: This letter is a complaint about the new Union Square Grill hours and the cutback in services to the university community. When the Grill opened after Spring Break with new and unexpected hours, many people were shocked. The closing of the Grill between 2 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. leaves only the WLLC Coffeeshop open during those hours. With the food service contract expiring after this year, Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, and Pat Nora, Food Service Manager, discussed ways in which the bid for the new food service contract could be made more "appealing." This resulted in the closing of the Grill. This decision was made without consulting with or receiving input Students needed on UC Parkside Student Government Association is seeking students interested in particpating in United Council of Student Governments. As an active member of United Council, PSGA i s required to send a delegation of students to each meeting at other UW campuses. For more information about participating in UC, contact Pat Ramsdell, PSGA president, in the PSGA office, WLLC D 139A. Opening day tickets The Alumni Association is selling tickets for opening day at the Brewer's game, which will be held Tuesday, April 9. Students may purchase tickets from the Alumni office, WLLC 3322 or call 553-2414. Tickets are $5.50 each and bus tickets are available for $2.50 each. Guskin open forum set The Ranger is sponsoring air Open Forum with Chancellor Alan E. Guskin on Tuesday, April 16 from noon to 1 p.m. in Main Place. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attended the Open Forum and ask questions, express concerns or express congratulations. from the Parkside Union Advisory Board. Is the closing of the Grill really more appealing or is this an indirect attempt to insure the return of the Heritage Food Service because of t he "close working relationship" between Niebuhr and Nora? We feel this is setting dangerous precedent by p utting Union profits ahead of the students' best interests. The Union is owned by the students, and the students' rights are clearly being violated. Therefore, we feel this "decision" to shorten the Union Square Grill hours should be rescinded immediately. Jack Kemper Jill Whitney Nielsen Keith Harmann Mike Farreil Available committee seats The Parkside Student Government Association is looking for students interested in participating in any faculty committees. There are currently over 30 open seats on committees. Committees cover a wide spectrum of topics from academics and athletics to parking and a variety of other important topics. Appointments to these committees must be made by the president of PSGA, Pat Ramsdell, by August 15. For more information about participating on a faculty committee, contact Ramsdell in the PSGA office, WLLC D 139A. Series of peace discussions Post Nasal Strip A P eace in the Nuclear Age series is underway, featuring topics ranging from nonviolence to the inevitability of war. Ken Harper, English lecturer who has been active in developing the series, said that the series was conceived in part to determine if there is an interest in establishing a peace studies program on campus. "Several faculty members, such as John Harbeson, Ken Hoover and Laura Gellott, are trying to gather interested faculty and students to help put together a formal peace studies program here," said Harper. Harper described the concept for a future program as a course that would discuss conflict and resolution and how these concepts relate to current world situations. He said that similar courses are offered at Madison and Oshkosh and are very popular. The Peace in the Nuclear Age series is held every Wednesday in Moln. 107 from 1-2 p.m. The topics and speakers are as follows: • April 10, "Dwell in Peace: Applying Nonviolence in Everyday Relationships" author, Ron Arnett, who also teaches at Marquette, will ^discuss his book. • April 17, "Pacifism and Activism" will be the topic discussed by Sister Jean Verber, Sienna Center. Sister Verber was involved in the protest of the placement of Cruise missiles in England. • April 24, "War and Ethos" will be addressed by John Longeway, Philosophy professor. • April 31, "Peace in a Wartime World: Utopia or Reality?" will be the topic discussed by Ken Hoover, Political Science professor. • May 8, "The Inevitability of War" will be discussed by Paul Tungseth, counselor at Lighthouse Associates. by Paul Berge Folks Worth Mavis is the person who, when you are marginally late for class, is 3 or 4 cars ah< of you, driving down Meachem RA/22nd Ave. at 40 m.p.h. ZIMMR5 RANGER 3 Thursday, April 4,1985 Po st-b achelorate Student Life internship set by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor Applications are being sought from Parkside graduates for a one year, full-time student life internship. This will be an experimental learning opportunity that may be tailored to suit a variety of educational goals. The position begins July 1. The position was developed in the spring to respond to a staffing need in Student Activities. "The internship will offer some good experiences in helping others become more involved and helping to take some of the load of duties in that area. Between SUFAC and muyself, the feeling was fairly mutual that the requirements in that area could be filled by an internship and that it would be a good learning experience for our own graduates," said Jennifer Price, Interim Director of Student Life. The position will fall under the direction of the director of Student Life and will be responsible for providing leadership and assistance in efforts to increase curricular and co-curricular involvement of undergraduate students. Some specific duties will include collecting and disseminating to appropriate groups information from admissions forms of new students that would indicate an interest in various types of campus activities; performing market research and evaluations for campus programming; recommending programmatic innovations to appropriate groups on campus, and/or assisting in the implementation of new or experimental programming strategies or promotional activities; and promoting and assisting in the implementation of various or new peer model and assistance programs. The intern's other administrative or programmatic responsibilities will be determined based on campus priorities, as well as on the intern's skills and career and educational interests. In addition to performing the job responsibilities, the intern will pro pose and complete an internship project mutually agreeable to the intern, the Director of Student Life and an internship project advisor from the faculty or staff. Wide latitude is permitted in the project; it could be a research paper about some aspect of student or campus life, an evaluation of a program, or the development of a specific product like a brochure, handbook or workshop. Applicants are asked to propose a project, but there will be an oportunity to modify and further develop the proposal after employment. An applicant should propose a project relevant to his/her own career and educational interests and one that relates to what the applicant, from personal experience, regards as a campus concern or priority. Applicants must be graduates of Parkside or be scheduled to graduate in May, 1985. They should demonstrate excellent written and oral communication skills, good interpersonal skills, leadership skills and the ability to relate effectively with students, staff and faculty. The position is a full-time salaried position beginning July 1,1985 and ending June 30, 1986. The sa lary will be $12,000 annually plus regular university benefits. Applications are available in the Career Planning and Placement Office and at the Information Desk. Applications are due April 22, t o Jennifer Price, Interim Director of Student Life, WLLC 342, Parkside, P.O. Box 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Campus Ambassadors sought by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor A new program will be implemented for the fall semester, designed to orient students and their families to the university. Campus Ambassadors will be responsible for assisting the faculty and administration with the introduction of the total university experience to incoming students and their families and l isist in the introduction, orientation and registration for all students. Ambassadors will be regarded as direct representatives of the university community and will have the opportunity to provide guidance in areas of academic advising, personal exploration and evaluation and will help increase familiarity with campus resources and facilities. There are specific job responsibilities and requirements a potential ambassador must possess. In the program development, ambassadors must be able to lead small group discussions, assist with advising and registration, participate in panel discussions, facilitate large group activities and lead campus tours. At the beginning of each semester, the ambassadors will staff the various information booths, be available to students and faculty members in programs designed to answer questions, provide information and lend assistance, develop materials for specific programs, act as a peer advisor for new students as assigned through orientation, 1 meet with new students, set an example by adhering to rules and regulations of the university and work at other functions as assigned or requested. The training sessions for the first Campus Ambassadors program will begin this month and continue through August. Attendance at all training sessions is required. Other training sessions may be set up if and when new programs are developed. To be in the program, students must achieve a 2.0 cumulative GPA, be in good academic and skills standing, carry a minimum of 6 non-audit credits and not graduate before May 1986. "The ambassador program will help prepare students and their families for the transition to college and student life," stated Marilyn Bugenhagen, Assistant Coordinator of Student Activities. "We're looking for 12-15 people who have good group dynamic skills, who can lead a large group discussion, run a campus tour, coordinate a small group session, work with people one-toone and who can help with registration, orientation and Open House." There will be a salary of $300 paid throughout the year. Ambassadors will get meals and snacks at specified programs as well as a shirt and badge to wear. "It's not a lot of money, but the program has some good experience to offer, especially in terms of working with people and developing as a leader," said Bugenhagen. Applications are available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209), Student Development/Community Student Services (WLLC D175) and at the Information Desk. A complete application and two forms of recommendation must be submitted to Bugenhagen by April 12. Interviews and final selection will be completed by April 30. Influence of memory pills discussed "The Influence of Brain Chemicals on Learning" is the title of a free public lecture at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, April 10, in Union Room 106. Noted researcher Curt Sandman will discuss the use of 'memory pills." Sandman, a professor in the department of psychiatry and human cehavior at the University of California's Irvine Medical Center, bejves that chemicals can be used to manipulate the brain, and specifically, improve memory. Sandman says that while traditional theories hold that memory is improved through drill and practice, chemistry may actually be the key to memory improvement. The memory pill, which one day may rival the contraceptive and the tranquilizer in social impact, already exists and is being tested in clinics and hospitals, he says. Sandman, who is director of research at Fairview Hospital in Costa Mesa, Cal., and also teaches at Colorado Mountain College, holds a PhD from Louisiana state University and is a licensed clinical psychologist. His Parkside appearance is being funded by a grant from the Exxon Foundation. NEWS BRIEFS Madison students robbed Dorm residents at UW-Madison lost as much as $10,000 because of several break-ins at Wisconsin Hal l over spring break, the Daily Cardinal reported. The thefts, in which some individuals lost up to $1,400 wo rth of stereo equipment and records, are believed to be the work of persons who either live or work in the building. While more than a dozen rooms were entered, there was no sign of forced entry, except at the dorm office, where the building's master keys were taken. A student there said the dorm's management has done almost nothing to handle the situation. "The only thing they did was put up a sign telling us to call the police," she said. "That was the only effort on their part." Canadians split from UAW An agreement between the United Auto Workers and the Canadian branch of t he union to form a separate union was reached last week, the Associated Press reported. The split was unanimously approved by the 350-member Canadian Council, and locals will vote later this year on whether they wish to remain part of the international union. The new organization began financial independence Monday, and as part of the agreement with the UAW recei ved $23.7 million, including a $21 million strike fund. The Canadian union director, Bob White, had urged the split after he and other Canadian union officials complained about the settlement the international union reached with General Motors last fall. Aspin looks at pensions Les Aspin, after having helped convince Congress to approve funds for the MX missile, is turning his attention to the military retirement system. United Press International reported. * Aspin's plans do not include changing the system for those currently retired, he said. "In the last 15 years, there have been nine different studies of t he military retirement system, including five within the Defense Department itself," he said. "All have produced concrete proposals for reforming the system and reducing costs. Yet nothing has been done to date." The comments have been taken as a signal that the Reagan administration will not get other programs as easily as it got the MX funding. PULITZER PRIZE WINNING POET Successor io Carl Sandburg as Poet Laureate of Illinois Gwendolyn Brooks This internationally honored poet provides the most exciting and inspirational program on today's campuses. She is a superb reader of her own poetry and that of her contemporaries. SATURDAY, APRIL 13, 8:00 P.M. All Seats Reserved Adults — S5.00 Students — 53.00 Call 639-3845 for Reservations Tickets also available at local Heritage B anks Presented by The Prairie Performing Arts Center 4050 Lighthouse Drive Racine, wi S3402 4 Thursday, April ,4,1985 RANGER > < Motivation for peace prompts education by Pat Zirkelbach Professor Ralph K. White, the visiting scholar on campus, spoke last Wednesday on the topic "Teaching Peace at the College Level." White is currently professor emeritus in social psychology at George Washington University. His visit was sponsored by Parkside's Honors Program. White said that the lecture should not have been titled how to "teach peace" but more appropriately "Education on the Causes and Prevention of War." White sees that education on the causes and prevention of war is needed because of the increasing motivation for peace. "Nuclear war has to become preeminent in the minds of the citizens. It should be the main concern before anything else in their minds," stated White. White stressed that in order to educate people on peace, you have to look at what is being taught today and what is wrong with that. There are five courses at Parkside, White pointed out, that approach the subject of peace and war. They are in various disciplines, ranging from history to political science. "The overlapping of disciplines cannot be helped. Peace has acquired an enormous value when compared to nuclear war. There is an increasing need for attaining peace. One-sided, overly pacifistic teachings are a danger that has to be avoided," White said. In the outline for the college level peace course, White emphasized that although the subject is interdisciplinary, it has to be selective in what is used from each field. In doing so, a very factual course can be developed. This will result in a legitimate major in peace, based on analytical data. Some of the fields from which material could be gleaned are psychology, political science, philosophy and history. "Most courses approaching the subject of war do not look at 20th century history. It seems to be a blind spot, along with Soviet studies. To me they both seem most essential," said White. "The most inclusive problem today is whether we should employ deterrence or tension reduction with the Soviets. That all depends on the opponent, and for that you need to understand 20th century history. You need to look at what kind of leader Russia has now and learn to respond accordingly." he said. Relevant parts of psychology would deal with defense studies from a military aspect, along with the ethics of violence and non-violence. This would help students gain an insight into how the government looks at a particular situation. With these courses and others, White envisions a two-Mor threeyear study for a fully comprehensive education on peace and war. The ideal professor for this course would "either be somebody outside the fields in study or a person who is on the leading edge of the field, like myself, for example," commented White with a laugh. White's stay at Parkside lasted through March 28. Along with this talk, White lectured in political science and history classes that dealt with US-Soviet relations and efforts to keep peace. "The most inclusive problem today is whether we should employ deterrence or tension reduction with the Soviets." — Ralph White. Singles to meet here The second annual Singles Symposium, for divorced, widowed, separate and always-single people age 21 and over, will be held from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday, April 13 at Parkside. The event will include numerous workshops, a keynote talk by writer and humorist James Henderson titled "Singles Don't Get No Respect," and a dinner and dance. Cost is $19 ($10 e xcluding lunch and dinner and $12 for late registrants without meals). To register and obtain a complete listing of workshops and activities, call 553- 2312 or 637-5865. It will also include a sing-along, folk dancing, exercises and a slide show on vacations in Wisconsin. Workshops include the art of flirting, how to sew, handling sexuality, the new woman and the new man, money management, landing a job and keeping it, quick and easy food that's healthy, understanding football and basketball, traveling as a single person, creative writing, how to meet other singles and letting go of the past. Sun Prairie Democrat Loftus discusses issues Representative Thomas Loftus, speaker of the Assembly, (D-Sun Prairie) spoke at a Social Science Roundtable last Monday on the topic of "Current Legislative Developments." Loftus covered a wide range of topics being discussed by state legislators. For example, the legislature is unanimous on the decision that the UW s ystem needs a pay raise. Legislators are confused though, he said, when they are not thanked for that pay raise. As a result, legislators are confronted with, in their eyes, a bunch of "esoteric issues" about the UW system. "A problem arises with the definition of a system," he said. "We (the legislators) are always concerned with the system budgets and what the system needs. Never do we confront what the system is and what the university's separate needs are. "With the conflict that arose over the Regent's distribution of UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines? Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. Join us Sunday at 9:30 a.m. in the celebration of Easter, with Church School Children. BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Universalis!) Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Tony Larson, Minister the faculty pay, I created the Select Committee on the Future of the UW System. They went to different campuses and saw what individual needs were," commented Loftus. As Speaker, Loftus not only has the power to appoint people to chair committees, but also to create committees when the need arises. The Select Committee used their research of the campuses' individual needs to formulate questions that will be given to the Board of Regents. This way the Regents will be able to see what the problems are and will be able to judge progress in areas that need attention. The committee saw that Madison needed to relieve the pressure of the numbers of entering freshmen and undergraduate students. This was remedied by a proposal that would raise academic standards, making it more difficult to be admitted to Madison. The committee saw that Milwaukee did not have enough lab or dorm space. "We saw students sleeping in the halls. Not for a rock concert, but to be the first ones to get the limited number of a vailable dorm rooms," said Loftus. The committee termed Green Bay the university that was "all dressed up with nowhere to go." Green Bay has the facilities to accommodate more students than are presently enrolled. Another issue raised is one of taxing teacher pensions. Loftus said the tax reform bill will fit the broad outline of the governor's proposal, with a tax rate no higher than eight percent and having three brackets. The proposed standard deduction will be higher than the current standard. Overall, a lower rate, higher deductions and a broader base that would include fewer exemptions, credits and. deductions, would help fund the increased benefits. The issue of the divestiture bill was also brought to Loftus' attention. The Ways and Means Committee, headed by Rep. Jeffrey Neubauer (D-Racine), will use divested funds to supply short-term loans for state corporations. The divestiture bill proposed that state funds invested in South African businesses (or in businesses that have South African connections) would be divested and used in other markets. The money lost in reinvesting these funds would be alleviated with state-funded short-term loans. "The appeal of investing in South African business is that it is a nice, clean way to use cheap labor to make high profits. South Africa is the only country on the face of the earth to have constitutionally-supported segregation. Blacks are not regarded as people. It is a Third World country in reference to blacks, but an industrialized nation in reference to whites. With the white-controlled government handling business affairs, U.S. businesses don't have to dirty their hands in the matter. I believe that we should have nothing to do with these businesses. They are there to make a quick profit. If you hear otherwise, let me know," exclaimed Loftus. Loftus said the divestiture bill will come around again dur*ng the next session of the Wisconsin State Senate, convening in late April, or possibly in October. Annual student art show featured The Fourth Annual Parkside Student Art Show will open on Monday, April 15, with a 7 p.m. reception at the Communication Arts Gallery. The art show is sponsored by the Art Addicts. Any Parkside student may enter work, though only works completed at Parkside within the last two years are eligible. Works may be in any media, but should be properly framed, matted or based and ready for display. Nancy Hild, a successful Chicago artist, will jury the show. Monetary awards will be given. These are funded by the entrance fee of $1, paid by artists who submit work to the exhibit and by money raised in Art Addicts bake sales. Art works will be accepted at the Communication Arts Gallery on Wednesday, April 10, Thursday, April 11 and Friday, April 12. The work will be judged Friday evening. The show will be set up that weekend for Monday night's reception. Everyone is invited to attend. Entry forms and further information will be posted on the Art Addicts bulletin board on the D1 level of Comm Arts. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security; involves coordination of s pecial events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Wednesday, April 10. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. HANGER' 5 .Thursday, AjftriH,1985>,,, Guskin leaving A look at future by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor With the announcement that Chancellor Alan Guskin is leaving on August 1, the Chancellor attempted to answer some questions in regard to the campus and further development of the university. At some point before system president O'Neil leaves his position in July, he will appoint someone to the position of Acting Chancellor until a search and screen committee can be set up and started. "President O'Neil really has the right to appoint anyone he likes, but he'll decide on the appropriate time and place and person to fill that spot," stated Guskin in an interview Monday. Guskin said he has some projects he would like to see through as far as possible before he leaves. "First of all, most of everything I've been setting up and getting involved in has been done with the option for me to leave. So, there are projects that are new, but they are not necessarily projects that are dependent. on my being here." Two projects Guskin has placed a priority on are housing and the Freshman/Sophomore Taskforce. "I'll be working on housing personally, to finish up as much as possible, make sure things go as planned. But even if they don't, I think there's enough commitment from the faculty and students in this area to developing housing, that it will happen for Parkside. "I also feel a real commitment to the advancement of the Freshman/ Sophomore Task Force. I'm assuming they will be able to carry forward without any trouble whatsoever. For this committee, I think any new ventures will be handled right along as part of the task force. There are really a lot of good people working here to help Parkside get ahead. "I don't think this next year will be a year of waiting, I actually like , to think that I've been effective. To me that's defined as letting people be leaders." International talks Three free public talks by experts on topics of international significance are scheduled at Parkside beginning Thursday, April 18. The talks are sponsored by Parkside's International Studies Program and the Exxon Foundation. Following is a list of dates, times, topics and speakers: • "Nigeria: In Search of an Acceptable Solution," with Iowa State University professor of political science Victor Ororunsola at 3:30 p.m. in Union Room 106 on Thursday, April 18. • "Latin American Development," with Stanford University history professor Richard Morse at 2 p.m. on Wednesday, May 1, in Molinaro Hall Room 111. • "Third World Urbanization," with Northwestern University sociology professor Janet Abu-Lughod at 1 p.m. on Friday, May 10 in Union Room 106. Club Events IVCF The topic this week is "New Life," and we will discuss this on Wednesday, April 10 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. Does your life leave you empty, wanting more or dissatisfied? Come hear about the new life Jesus Christ offers us! Physics Club The Physics Club will hold a meeting Wednesday, April 10 in GR 230 at 1 p.m. Topics to be discussed are the Yerkes trip, the Chicago trip, the end of the year picnic and elections for next year. Anyone interested in holding an office in the club is encouraged to attend this meeting. Hispanic Club A club meeting will be held on Vednesday, April 17 at 1 p.m. in Jnion 104. Elections for all execuive positions (president, vice-presilent, treasurer and secretary) will >e held at the meeting. For more nformation on elections, contact "eoby Gomez, advisor, WLLC D- 75, 553-2578. Several members of the Hispanic :iub attended the Second Annual lispanic Student Leadership Conerence. The conference was held t UW-Whitewater and was presented by the Wisconsin Hispanic Council on Higher Education. La proxima reunion del Club Sera Miercoles, el 17 de Abril, a la una, en el cuarto 104 d e la Union. En esa reunion vamos a convocar elecciones para todas las posiciones ejecutivas (presidente, vice-presidente, tesoro y secretario). Para mas informacion pongase en contacto con Teoby Gomez, WLLC D- 175, 553-2578. BSO The Black Student Organization wishes to congratulate Jacqueline Cotton on her election to the Student Government Senate for the 1985-86 school year. Jacqueline has been a member of BSO for one year and has been instrumental in helping plan various events on campus. The deadline is Friday, April 19 for submitting nominations for the following positions in BSO: President, Vice President, Treasurer, Secretary and Activities Coordinator. Nominees will be given the opportunity to say a few words related to their nominations at the next BSO meeting scheduled for Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Ballots will be cast on April 29. Nomination forms can be picked up and deposited in Minority Student Services. Earl takes stance on farming by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor States must take the lead in helping farmers, and not rely on the federal government to initiate programs to help farmers facing bankruptcy, Gov. Anthony S. Earl said Friday. Earl, speaking at the Governor's Conference on Agriculture at Carthage College in Kenosha, said the administration and Congress "have failed in their responsibility to provide an agricultural program." Earl told the group of about 150 farmers that politicians in Washington D.C. have not really recognized the poor state of agriculture in this country, and have not recognized that the economic health of farms directly affects the economic health of the entire country. "The farm crisis has grown so visible that everyone must pay attention to it," Earl said. "The magnitude of the problem cannot be understated." "The dilemma, however, is how we address it," he said. While states can provide temporary measures, he said, like Wisconsin's crop loan program which passed the state legislature last week, the problem can only be solved in the long run by the federal government, by cutting the deficit, which will bring down interest rates and land values as well as make American farm products cheaper in foreign markets. He said the state is also looking for other solutions, since Wisconsin's agriculture is an "essential economic feature, and also an essential feature of the quality of life in Wisconsin." He said that while some people have criticized the loan program as helping "only four to five thousand people," he said, "I think it is worth it to help a few people make it." One member of the audience, Walter Steele, a Rosendale, Wis. farmer with 220 acres and 50 dairy cattle, said after the conference that the comments "hit close to home. Everything." While Steele will not need a loan to get his crops planted this year, he said the situation has gotten much worse, and he has had to put off getting knee surgery and a vacation to keep his farm running. Gov. Robert Kerrey of Nebraska, who also spoke at the conference, agreed with Earl, saying that federal programs do not mean that farmers do not have to succeed on their own, but it is up to the federal government to make the opportunities available. "I believe it is reasonable for our government to give people hope that they will have opportunities," he said. "I do not think it is rea-, sonable for the government to satisfy every expectation." Focus group results set sights by Julie Pendleton In November of last year, Chancellor Alan Guskin appointed a task force, designed for the purpose of developing a more comprehensive and coordinated approach to student integration at Parkside. Because a sizable proportion of students fail to progress to their junior and senior years, Guskin felt it necessary to investigate the reasons why students are not completing their education at Parkside. Several of the faculty on the task force felt it would be beneficial if they alllowed the students the opportunity to voice their own opinions on the matter. So a focus group study was organized. Four sessions were set up with eight to fifteen students in each group. Two of the groups consisted of continuing students, one group of traditional age and the other of non-traditional age, with an accu mulation of at least 12 credits. The other two groups consisted of continuing students with at least 54 credits, one group traditional and the other non-traditional. Participants received a $10 incentive. An expert moderator, Tom Davidson of Davidson-Peterson in New York, was flown in to speak at the sessions. He was hired not only because of his expertise in moderating groups, but also because he could analyze the students' responses in an unbiased manner. Each session lasted IVz hours. The questions asked pertained to the students' impressions of Parkside, what they liked or disliked and what kinds of improvements they felt could be made. "The result of the focus groups should give us some penetrating insights into the undergraduate experience at Parkside," said Interim Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis. Bassis was involved in the research subcommittee of the task force that pushed for the focus groups. His office provided help in coordinating logistical support. Jeanne Phillips, a student at Parkside, was hired to deal with the logistics, making phone calls, reserving rooms and handling other necessary arrangements. Mort Rovelstad, the Director of the Center for Survey and Marketing Research, who headed the focus group study, is expected to complete a report on the results of the study within a week. "That report will be the framework for some very serious campus- wide discussions about the quality of undergraduate education at Parkside," concluded Bassis. iimmmmimnnpp 111111111111111111 • 111111111111111 * 111111 ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1985 will be available beginning Monday, April 8, 1985 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR FALL 1985 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION t • 1111111111111111111 111111111 11111111111 • 1111111 • 11 • i • i * 8 Thursday, April 4, 198.5, RANGER Theater Magic begins by Bill Serpe There is something very exciting going on in the Comm Arts Theatre right now. It happens four times a year as the dramatic arts discipline gets ready to stage a play. On April 19 the curtain will go up on "She Stoops to Conquer," or "The Mistakes of a Night," and all of the magic occurring in the weeks before opening night focuses in the spring main stage production. Three weeks ago director Lee VanDyke and stage manager Paula Boehler went into the rehearsal hall armed with a roll of masking tape and a single blueprint of the floor plan of the set. Within a short time they had taped out lines denoting steps, platforms and wagons. These lines represent areas that would become a tavern, a dining room, a library and a woods. In the scene shop, power saws were already buzzing. Eric Engender, the student technical director, had set his crew into motion. Students from areas as diverse as business, life science and English, among others, began to convert the plywood into platforms and steps. Judith Tucker-Snider was in New York for a convention during this time. While there she rented many of the 17th-century costumes that would send the 14 members of the cast back into Merry Old England. At the same time, students in the costume shop below the theater were working on other costumes and constructing the corsets and bustles that would help convert the actresses into 17th-century ladies. Back in the rehearsal hall, the cast was blocking the show. Holding scripts and watching the tape lines on the floor, they worked their way through the three-act comedy, finding the best spot to make each scene work. With each night's rehearsal, something new would be added — a bit of scenery here, a hand prop there. One night an actor would arrive with a hat or walking stick. Then the actresses were walking around in rehearsal skirts, and some of the men were sporting riding boots. Out on the stage, Keith Harris and the electricians were re-working some of the light battens. Upstairs, the box office personnel were starting to take reservations for the two weeks of performances. The magic has begun. There is an air of excitement from one end of the theater to another. When "She Stoops to Conquer" opens on April 19, the efforts of many people will come together on the Main Stage of the Communication Arts Theatre. That's the night they will add the final magic of live theater: you, the audience. Entertainment goes underground by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor A short quiz. The Underground is: a) the French Resistance during WWH; b) the London subway system; c) where we put most dead people; d) a great alternative night club in Milwaukee. OK, all of the above are true, but the one we're concerned with here is d) a great alternative night club in Milwaukee. The Underground is located at 529 N. Broadway, not difficult to find. There's no big sign, just the name and the slogan "New Music for Now People" on the door. When you open the door you go down a flight of stairs into a small basement. The first thing you notice is the music. The Underground is one of the few places in this area where you can hear tunes by The Minutemen, The Cramps and Killing Joke. The music is best described as a medium- to hardcore punk. The crowd ranges from punks to geeks to preppies. The decor is, to put it bluntly, stripped down. The owners obviously didn't spend mega-bucks sprucing up the place. The paint is shades of r ed and gray. Various car parts, such as grilles and a dashboard hanging from the ceiling, are the main decorative elements. The walls are adorned with slogans like "anti-fashion" and "kiss dogs." One wall boasts the most bizarre decoration: an old turntable with a Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package INSIDE MID-TOWN LOUNGE f> hypnotic spiral design in the middle and a tonearm that jerks spasmodically. In short, this place has got atmosphere. Tons of the stuff. The Underground features live bands that you won't see many other places in this culturally deprived area in which we live. In recent weeks, The Underground has featured such bands as The Appliances and Beat-The-Naked, both from Madison, and Milwaukee's own Couch Flambeau. The Underground is one of the hubs of the alternative music scene in Milwaukee. If you're hung up on a place to go on a Saturday night, and you're willing to try something different, real different, try the Underground, two doors down and light years away from Papagaio's. Ranger needs writers Police Academy 2 • * Inferior sequel by J im Neibaur Feature Editor A smattering of original e^gt members from "Police Academy" are on hand in "Police Academy 2," the inferior sequel to last year's comedy hit. While the first film succeeded as a comic study in character contrasts by introducing us to the various oddballs who choose to become cops after the town mayor lowers the force's entry requirements, the second film deals with their first assignment as cops and thus is more predictable. Many of the gags are funny, more of them are routine and forced. Directed more toward the junior and senior high crowd (a PG-13 rating instead of the original's R rating), "Police Academy 2" merely milks formula slapstick on the strength of i ts already established characters. Clios to be awarded One of the major flaws of this picture is that in order to appreciate it fully, one must have seen its predecessor (the element of c haracter recognition is extremely essential in a film like this). Another problem is the taming of the original characterizations, who aren't as manic or delightfully sinister as before. Perhaps the best performance comes from comedian Bob Goldthwait who plays a maniacal punker to crazed perfection. His tearful viewing of a "Family Affair" rerun is one of the film's funnier moments, along with Michael Winslow's hilarious rendition of a Bruce Lee fight scene. "Police Academy 2" is standard but not bad. While not as funny as its predecessor, it doesn't fall into the quagmire of raunchy comedies like "Porky's." Take it or leave it — no harm done either way. Come enjoy the fun commercials can create when "The 1984 CLIO Award-Winning Commercials" are presented at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Wednesday, April 17. The program will begin at 7 p.m. This 90-minute film special features 42 commercials that won recognition for being the "best of the bunch." Awards are presented in such diverse categories as Animation, Original Music with Lyrics, Cinematography and Corporate. You'll see familiar commercials for Stroh's Beer and IBM and be treated to such international hits as Wright's Coal Tar Soap's "Macau" and Grandee's Cigars' "Prisoner of Zenda." Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located on the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. This program is a cooperative effort with the Racine Journal Times and the Char l e s A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts. Advising available to future Poli Sci students An advisory session for all students interesting in majoring or minoring in political science will be held from 3 to 5 p.m. in Union Room 207 on Friday, April 12. Political science faculty will be on hand to discuss the political science program at Parkside and to answer questions. After the session, the group will go to the Casa Capri Restaurant for pizza for a fee. For more information, call 553-2316. $P'C* C»'C*fN WNGS V Snacks, Pizza A Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 * • • The Parkside Union EASTER BREAK HOURS COFFEE SHOPPE UNION SQUARE GRILL DINING ROOM UNION SQUARE REC CENTER SWEET SHOPPE INFO CENTER UNION OFFICE CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED FRI., 12 PM - SUN. FRI.-SUN. FRI.-SUN. FRI. 12 PM - SUN. FRI. 12 PM - SUN. FRI. 12 PM - SUN. FRI. 12 PM - SUN. FRI. 12 PM - SUN. ALL AREAS REOPEN FOR REGULAR HOURS ON MONDAY, APRIL 8 RANGER EingJKuhxa Debut LP a dubious rocker 9 Thursday, April 4,1985 Slugger's Wife. * by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Veteran r ock drummer Carmine Appice (Vanilla Fudge) has formed a hard rock band of bleached blondes called King Kobra. The group's debut LP on Capitol, "Ready to Strike," is a reason ably good ro ck and roll party record if the music remains in the background and the part of your mind that thinks doesn't have to deal with it. The band members are talented at what they do, but unimpressive stylis ts. The songs are all reasonably good rocke rs, but somewhat form ulaic The hit attempt, "Hunger" (a promo video), is one of the better tracks on the album, but none of the songs show any real innovation. Each song bumps and grinds along with sufficiently exhilarating guitar riffs and drum rhythms, but the LP just doesn't manage to extend its vision behind being just another hard rock re cord. . Hit status for "Hunger" is rather Simon fails again ^ree» David Michael-Phillips, Johnny Rod, Mike Sweda, Carmine Appice. unlikely, now that MTV has discontinued the showing of any heavy metal videos (now there's REALLY no reason for cable te levision), but "Ready to Strike" is still a good item of its kind. It maintains all the rudiments of hard rock, but takes them where they have been so many times before. If you're interested, you might want to hear it before picking it up. It's best to assume that you won't love it or hate it, but at best will find it a passable - yet-unexceptional rocker. Live LP from Aztec Camera by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Aztec Camera founder Roddy Frame has changed his company of musicians quite often since forming the band in 1980, but they have nevertheless main tained their pristine acoustic rock sound right up to their latest re lease: a five-song EP recorded live in London. With songs like "Mattress of Wire," "The Birth of the True" and "Backwards and Forwards," Aztec Camera has maintained a stylish Drug Abuse "Not Me, A.D.," an original play about the imp act of drug abuse on an American family, will be presented b y the Wisconsin Theater for Children at the Golden Rondelle Theater at 7:30 p.m., Thursday, April 18. The program is open to all interested parties and both adults and children are encouraged to attend. The objectives of the program include presenting a program on a sensitive sub ject; leaving a lasting impression about making good decisions; showing the effect and negative influence that alcohol and drugs have, not only on the victim, but on family and friends as well; and to help young people understand that alcohol and drugs are not the answer or solu tion to life's frustrations. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Golden Rondelle at 631- 2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located on the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. approach to acoustic rock without the intrusion of electronic toys. They achieved some notoriety opening for Elvis Costello in 1983, as well as with their critically-lauded second album "Knife," which was released in 1984 and contained the single "All I Need is Everything." Aztec Camera is not accessible to top forty radio in that they don't partake in the frivolity of formulaic pop. Each song is clear, pure, intelligent and quite exciting, the EP's only ringer being a schlocky cover of Van Halen's "Jump," which is tantamount to Oreo Cookies sans the cream filling. Aztec Camera's EP (on Warner Brothers records) will not only exhilarate you, but will most likely arouse your curiosity about this fine group of musicians to the point where you'll seek out their other recordings (a com plete discography is listed inside the attractively packaged EP). Aztec Camera is yet another one of the really impressive, unusual groups at this time. by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Take two of America's favorite pasttimes, baseball and rock and roll, put them together and what do you get? In this case you get "The Slugger's Wife," the disappointing new film from Neil Simon. Michael O'Keefe plays Darryl Palmer, an outfielder for the Atlanta Braves. Darryl is in a slump. His batting average is just a little over .200. Then he meets Debby Houston (Rebecca DeMornay), an up-and-coming rock singer. After a strange courtship, Darryl and Debby fall in love and Darryl starts hitting again. After they get married, however, things become strained. Debby would like to get out and continue her career, but Darryl would rather she jus t come out to the ball park and watch him play ball. When she does get back into music, Darryl's batting average begins to slip and the marriage starts to fall apart. Will they get back together? Will Darryl be able to help the team to the pennant? Who really cares? The plot is the best part of "The Slugger's Wife." The characters and dialogue are flat and uninteresting. Simon has managed to write a few clever lines, but these are few and far between. The film never achieves any emotional depth, consisting mostly of very short, shallow scenes which, although they advance the plot, give few insights into the characters. The film obviously wants to capitalize on its musical score, l ike so many other films these days. The soundtrack isn 't up to this though, as i t consists mostly of new versions of previously recorded material, including embarrassingly bad renditions of "Little Red Corvette" and "Stray Cat Strut." The most disturbing part of the flim is its inherent message. This message seems to be: in order for a two-career marriage to work, the woman should give up her career and devote herself to supporting her husband's career. This is an odd message, particularly today. It may not be intentional, but it looms over the film and is ultimately very disturbing. As Darryl, Michael O'Keefe does as we ll as he can, considering the character he is given to play. Darryl is a self-centered, unappealing character who is too insecure to deal with his wife's career. Rebecca DeMornay, as Debby, sings well, looks great, but shows very little acting talent. She does all right with light conversational dialogue, but is totally unconvincing in any scene requiring any emotional depth. The supporting cast, which includes Cleavant Derricks and Randy Quaid, is given very little to do. "The Slugger's Wife" is Neil Simon's worst film to date. It shows none of the spark that has made Simon one of the most popular playwrights and screenwriters of today. It is a depressing "c omedy" that leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth. Do yourself a favor and skip "The Slugger's Wife." NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION CASH-HANDLING ATTENDANT All positions available Fall semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Monday, April 15. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS • UNION SQUARE BAR • RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. 10 Thursday, April 4, 1985 RANGER Courses offered for area small business owners A week at the Park Theatre discussion on "She Stoops to Conquer 9 9 Several courses and workshops for owners and managers of small business are scheduled for April at Parkside. To register, call 553-2047. Following are topics, dates, fees and instructors: • "Advertising in a Small Business," from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. on four consecutive Tuesdays beginning April 2 in Union Room 106. Covered will be planning advertising goals, preparing content and timing and selecting media and markets. It will be taught by Alice Anne Conner, who has operated her own advertising firm in Racine since 1981. The fee will be $30. • "Discipline and Working with Marginally Effective Employees," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, April 17, in Union Room 106. Covered will be reasons for discipline, documentation, performance analysis and managing ineffective performance. Instructor will be Parkside business professor Dennis Laker, who holds a PhD degree in industrial and organizational psychology from the University of Illinois. Fee is $30. • "Management of Personal Selling Effort," from 7 to 9 p.m. on three consecutive Wednesdays beginning April 17 in Molinaro Hall Room 107. Covered will be sales planning, putting plans into action and controlling the effort. Instructor will be William Jankovich, business professor at Carthage College. Fee is $55. • "Cash Flow, Financing and Structure for Small Businesses," from 7 to 9 p.m. on three consecutive Wednesdays beginning April 17 in Union Room 104. Covered will be financial planning, preparing cash flow analysis, finance management, investment options and borrowing needs. Instructor will be Scott Scampini, CPA, partner and manager of the Milwaukee accounting firm Morton, Nehls & T ierney. Fee is $25. • "Controlling Manufacturing Costs," from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Thursday, April 25, in Union Room 106. Among topics covered will be departmental burden statements, productive and non-productive labor, bills of material and process routings, fixed variable costs and key ratios. Instructor will be Arthur Robinson, management consultant and president of Robinson, Evans & Associates in Racine. Fee is $30. The courses and workshops are co-sponsored by the Business Outreach unit in Parkside's Division of Business and Administrative Science, the university's Small Business Development Center, the Cooperative Extension Service and the Kenosha/Racine Extension Offices in partnership with the Small Business Administration. Wine tasting event scheduled A wine-tasting event featuring wines representing a full spectrum of the West Coast wine country will be held from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Saturday, April 13, in Main Place. Cost of the event, sponsored by the Parkside Alumni Association and WGTD/FM91, is $10. Reservations, which are required, can be made by calling 553-2345. The event is open to the public as well as to Parkside alumni and is for both the novice and experienced wine connoisseur. Each guest will be able to choose from samples of 17 uniquely different wines. The wines encompass a broad spectrum of flavors, textures and bodies and include: • From the Dry Creek Vineyard in the Sonoma Valley, Fume Blanc, Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon. • From Fetzer in Mendocino, Ca Pinot Noir and Cabernet Sauvig- 9^ Its' non. • From Chateau Ste. Michelle in Washington, Johannisberg Riesling, Chenin Blanc and White Riesling. • From Burgess Cellars in Napa Valley, Chardonnay and Zinfandel. • From Clos DeBois in Sonoma Valley, Valley Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon ad Gewurtztraminer. • From Conn Creek Winery in Napa Valley, Zinfandel, Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon. Representatives of the wine firms will be on hand to discuss their products. Hors d'ouevres and chamber music will enhance the evening. For additional details, call John Graham (631-3459 d ays or 632-1365 evenings.) EVENTS Thursday, April 4 WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in MOLN D128. The event is free and open to the public. Monday, April 8 ROUNDTABLE: "Scenes from 'She Stoops to Conquer' " at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The program is free and open to the public. COURSE: "Intro to Computers 111" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, April 9 WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in MOLN D128. CONCERT: Featuring the Oriana Trio at 8 p.m. in the Communica- WARE offering two $300 business scholarships tion Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for others. Wednesday, April 10 COFFEEHOUSE: featuring Lee Murdoch from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. LECTURE: "Individual Differences: Influence of Brain Peptides and Chemicals on Learning," by Dr. Curt Sandman of the University of California at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. Thursday, April 11 BREAKFAST SEMINAR: "Technical Writing: Reports and Proposals" by Carol Saffioti at 7:45 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2518 for reservations. The Women Associated with Real Estate (WARE) is offering two $300 scholarships. Anyone pursuing a business related education is eligible to apply. The scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis with the criteria for evaluating applicants being scholastic achievement, financial need, leadership potential and motivation. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln. 344. The application deadline is April 30, 1985. Poetry concert features two Parkside profs A Poetry Concert will be held at the Racine Public Library on Sunday, April 14 at 3 p.m. Readings are by the Root River Poets, which include two Parkside instructors, Carol Lee Saffioti and Shelly Carter SPECIAL EXPORT You can travel the world over and n ever f ind a better b eer. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE He QDlhe ^>U!EEt j^hoppE 20 ° OF F Chocolate Covered Peanuts Week of April 8 We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. and Parkside graduates John Madden, Elizabeth Olson and Stella Hermann. Music will be provided by Adrianne Paffrath and Pat Badger. Puzzler Answers p A R M O T T O C O P 0 R E 1 L 1 A D H 1 E D E P E N D 1 D E A L S O W E S L E D S H A R E M U • R 1 T E S A C T T A B S T E S T U T Eg B O T T L E S S O N O T E S 1 A M HP E w T R E A D i L B P A D s A S 1 D E N 0 R M A S T E R R E T A 1 N O W E T O P 1 C D R Y B E D m S P E A K 1 K E ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION • & TYPING • • Letters - Resumes • Term Papers j Student Rates + PHONE 637-3600 • Jacqueline Anderson 6 1441 Park Avenue • Racine, Wisconsin • ^ RANGER 11 Thursday, April 4,1985 Softball team's errors mean loss to Whitewater Whitewater edged Parkside out of a win 4-3 in an eighteen-inning game that lasted three hours. Lori Nelson was Whitewater's winning pitcher, while Parkside's Michele Martino's record dropped to 3-2. Both pitchers faced 52 batters, struck out two and walked none. Tough d efense allowed few runs to score. Parkside totaled eleven hits while Whitewater had sixteen hits, wit h five extra-base hits. Parkside's Patti Mueller singled to right field bringing Martino in from third for the first run. Whitewater answered back with a run in their half of the inning. Late in the game, with two runners on, Ann Althaus singled to center field, scoring the runners and giving Parkside a 3-2 lea d. In Whitewater's half of the inning, a crucial defensive error by the Rangers allowed Whitewater to tie the game. With the bases loaded, Whitewater hit a shot to center fielder Jackie Rittmer, who caught the ball and threw to second, doubling the runner off. Mueller took the ball from second and fired to third, but during CROSSWORD PUZZLER ' ACROSS 1 Equality 4 Slogan 9 Policeman: slang 12 Native metal 13 Poem by Homer 14 Hasten 15 Rely on 17 Standards of perfection 19 Be in debt 20 Winter vehicles 21 Rabbit 23 Greek letter 24 Ceremonies 27 Perform 28 Flaps 30 Trial 31 Guido's low note 32 Glass containers 34 Therefore 35 Memorandum 37 Old name for Thailand 38 Church bench 39 Walk on 41 Measure of weight: abbr. 42 Cushions 43 Stage whisper 45 And not 46 Expert 48 Keep 51 Be in debt 52 Subject of discourse 54 Arid 55 Article of furniture 56 Talk 57 Piece out DOWN 1 Seed container 2 Exist 3 Rumor 4 Underground excavation 5 Ancient 6 Agave plant 7 Caudal appendage 8 More unusual 9 Virtuous 10 Lubricate 11 Footlike part 16 Female sheep 18 Redacts 20 Crafty 21 Visit intrusively 22 Performer 23 Small rugs 25 Ancient chariot 26 Packs away 28 As far as 29 Thick slice 32 Animal 33 Printer's measure 36 Plagued 38 Commemorative march 40 Food programs 42 Vessel 44 Let fall 45 Slender part of bottle 46 Crowd 47 Veneration 48 Inlet 49 Irritate 50 Brood of pheasants 53 Hebrew letter Puzzler answers on page 10 1 2 3 • 4 5 6 7 8 II 9 10 11 12 1 ,3 fa TT 17 mm ,S 3(i jh 'M iiL iW §|g|41 43 !>j H • sr 1 56 • "At the college level, the team that wins is the one making the fewer mistakes. We made two errors back to back." — Linda Draft. the run down, two throwing errors allowed the runner to score. What might have been a game-winning triple play turned into a Whitewater gift. "At the college level, the team that wins is the one making the fewer mistakes. We made two errors back to back," said coach Linda Draft. Whitewater also had two errors, but Parkside didn't capitalize on them. All of Parkside's runs were earned. Whitewater scored the winning run on an infield single. The'second game was "not played due to the length of the first game. Parkside's record is now 6-2. Their next game is Tuesday, April 9, against St. Xavier at Petrifying Springs. Bowling Club's season wasn't what they expected by Robb Luehr The men's bowling club completed its season, and according to Glen Malkmus, "It wasn't what I expected." The club made a commendable showing this year, although it wasn't easy. "We had the talent — the problem was just getting the guys together to bowl," said Malkmus. "With Parkside being a commuter school, everybody has a job and different commitments. We couldn't get all the bowlers together on a regular basis. "Another problem was lack of tournament experience. There were only two or three of us who bowled on a regular basis in conference who had any experience before this year, and it showed." Jeff Floyd, a freshman, said "We started out thinking we were going to be decent, but then we had some problems. Even so, the season was a lot of f un." Malkmus cited two matches as outstanding this season. "Our finest "We had talent — the problem was just getting the guys together to bowl." — Glen Malkmus conference showing was in Oshkosh. It was our first meet of the season, and we really cleaned house." The other outstanding meet was the one against Milwaukee Feb. 2- 3. "We had all our best bowlers there. We had our strength split between two teams, and still got both teams in the top five." The outlook for next season, according to Malkmus, is very good. "We are losing only one bowler from this year, and there's still a chance for him to bowl. We also have a line on three or four new, very good people." Malkmus figures the competition will be tough in the conference next year. He said that Oshkosh and Whitewater will be the teams to contend with. "We certainly have the talent. We just have to utilize it," concluded Malkmus. Classified » PAC ISSUES th Services Offered TYPING: FAST and professional services. Student rates. Call Debbie at 681-3522. EDITING: ANY course paper. Help yourself to better grades. Recent English major and experienced writer will edit your papers for grammar, punctuation, structure, coherence and style. Will correspond through mall or pick up and deliver. Call Margaret at 639-2047. For Sale FULLY CUSTOMIZED Honda CB 360. 8,000 miles. Excellent condition. 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Sign up now! SEH: YOU'RE adored tremendously! Loving, Lorie. KENTUCKY DERBY time is approaching. No horsing around! SEH: GOOD luck at Price Waterhouse .Just be you and you'll shine. SUM: WHERE are you? "Honda on" treatment needed! YOU WON'T win and you can't place unless you show up at the Derbv! Wanted Photographers to work on the Ranger staff Stop in WLLC D139C ********************************************* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Parley's Tavern & Cocktail Lounge "Fast becoming the talk of the town" 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha • • * • EVERY WEEK • • • • <1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • * • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! 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Sorensen, 22, is a junior nursing student with a healthy GPA of 3.1. A native Kenoshan, he claims his talents lie in being 5'11" and 170 lbs. with a powerful left arm. The starting pitcher has been playing ball since he was five. Though he can be found playing on city teams six nights per week during the summer, he never played Pony or Little League. "The goal of ball is to have f un and win the respect of the people you're playing with and against. It's not fun to be a 10-year-old kid getting hollered at for every mistake you make." Without the training and discipline of a league (although he played right field for Bradford High School), Tim began c ultivating his pitching talent at Parkside. Tim tells a story of throwing balls in the gym when Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner noticed him. "I was pitching ignorant," said Tim. "Ken taught me a lot...he's made me the best I could become. I respect him a lot." Being personable is one of the characteristics th at sets T im apart. His dedication to his studies is another. When asked what his first priority is, Tim replied "Nursing, without a doubt. I've invested too much time and effort." So why play ball? "I've only a modest talent," said Tim, "but it's a shame to waste it. The only thing I do with any grace an d talent is throw a base ball." Tim began his studies in Engineering, but didn't like the people and said they were cold and callous. "I also couldn't see myself designing a bolt for the rest of my life." Still wanting to obtain a skill, however, Tim turned to nursing, a major which demands much of his time. Tim hopes to get into the field of Sports Medicine. He sees himself heading to a field that will enable him to work with people. "I'd like to relieve a little pain and do some go od." Talking about the stigma many have regarding "dumb jocks," Tim commented, "You're talking about Tim Sorensen someone who's probably been here on a free ride and not here for school. A few bad apples can spoi l the image, but most of the guys on the (baseball) t eam are here to go to school and want to play organized hard ball. "Usually these guys ("jocks") are suffering delusions of grandeur that someone will spot them and offer them a contract. If they're that good they wouldn't be here. You can still have dreams, but if you're not an outstanding talent, you maximize your strengths." Tim has done just that: "My strengths are in my schooling." Yet baseball and school overlap. The team sometimes refers to him as Doc or Professor. "Sometimes I'll show up for practice in my nursing outfit, or I'll be explaining the physics of a curve ball." He also shows up at the library, frequently in sweats, buried beneath a pile of books. Tim works for the Union dance crew, yet there's nothing for him like the feeling he gets playing ball. "You get a h igh out there. It's not like booze or drugs... there's just nothing else you want to be doing. " The team should be worth looking at this year. Tim feels that they should at least win their division. The team's offense and defense look solid this year, with the questions hovering around the bullpen. Tim's strength is his fastball, and Chris Rozell has developed a knuckle- curve. "Look for Rozell to have a good year," said Tim. Tim added to his comments regarding the team: "Mike Stolanck (left field) is the best talent I've seen in a long time. He's got speed, a strong arm, he hits with power and he's a helluva guy!" Spectator attendance, however, is the weakest po int of Parkside's baseball program. "I'm not there for the applause," Tim commented, "but it would be nice if people showed up. "I can name the people who come to games — it's always parents, girl friends and the women's softball team. It's really a good time because if it's a nice day you can s it on the hill, drink beer and watch the game." Tim's not the only athlete on campus, and he's not the only one to take school seriously. But, he's someone dedicated to school, baseball and having fun. "It's ridiculous to take things too seriously," said Tim. "I'll do the job; I'm competent... but I do like to have a good time." Women's track Outdoor meet: ' Good for us" by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor This spring's baseball team is shooting for .500, and to do it, will use brains in stead of brawn. "I want good character,' said Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner. "To get i t good, you have to make the boy produce his academics. Then baseball can be added. "He's gotta have a brain in his head because he can't play baseball without one." Captain Duane McLean feels pitching is the weakest point in the team's link. Oberbruner admitted to having a young pitching staff, and said "The team is thin in reserve strength for pitching." Returning pitchers are Tim Sorensen, Chris Rozell and Kyle Backes, all juniors. First year pitchers are Mike Zukley and Vince Hall, also jun iors. Catching, on the other hand, is the team's forte. Catchers are Brian Hoppe (senior), Scott Brooks (junior) and John Nielsen (freshman), who may also play first base. Other infielders are: second base, either sophomore Steve Sadowski or freshman John Wegner; third base, Russ Haagensen; shortstop, Bruce Mergner, a sophomore and a first-year player. In the outfield are: left field, Mike Stolnack (junior); center field, McLean; right field, Rozell. Though the positions are filled, Oberbruner is having a hard time keeping players on the team due to academic eligibility. Despite this, the men work well together as a team. "We don't get too many blue chip athletes. The blue chip athlete would probaby go to the Big Ten schools," said Oberbruner. "We get the second or third recruits; therefore we don't have too much bickering. "The players find their own level. They know pretty well who can and can't play." Team's goal is to break even by Robb Luehr The women's track team started their outdoor season Saturday at North Park College in Chicago. Ten teams participated, including Wheaton, Concordia and Carroll College, yet no team scores were kept. First place finishers for Parkside were Jacqueline Cotton in the 100 meters (12.8 seconds) and the 200 meters (26.6 seconds) and Sarah Hiett in the 800 meters (2:26.2) and the 1500 meters (4:46.8). Colleen Wismer finished second to Hiett in the 800 in 2:30.1 and was third in the 1500 with 5:04.4. Karen Savage placed th ird in the 400 meters with a time of 1:04.6, and was sixth in the 200 in 28.8. Michelle Marter ran the longer distances, placing third in the 5000 meters with an 18:45 and fourth in the 3000 meters in 10:29.3. Julie Ann McReynolds was f ourth in the 5000 with a time of 18:52. Cotton, Savage, Marter and Merri Valukas teamed up for the 400 meter relay and finished second with a 52.5 . In the 10,000 m eter run, Carol Romano and Julie Wunrow walked to second and third place, respectively. Romano's time was 58:24, Wunrow's was 58:47. "It was a good meet for us," said coach Mike DeWitt. "Everybody who ran a race placed." This Saturday, Parkside will host a meet for the first time in three years. The meet begins at 11 a.m. on the Parkside track, in back of the Phy Ed building. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 25, April 4, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Open Forum photo by Darryl Hahn Twins Laura and Karen Bever are watched during registration by Pink Person Becky Tremmel. Pink People help parents by Julie Pendleton Registration often presents a number of problems for students with children. The process of registering is tedious enough without the added stress of bringing young children along. In response to this, the Parkside Child Care Center and Peer Support, in a cooperative effort, developed the concept of Pink People. Pink People are students trained at the Child Care Center who will be present at registration to entertain children with songs, stories and games. No designated area will be set up as a daycare area. Instead, Pink People will roam around the registration area with their pink toy bags, looking for children to amuse. Pink People will introduce themselves to the children as "parents' helpers" and signs will be posted, informing parents of this service. One Pink Person will be on duty at all times during registration. Pink People will be easily recognized by the bright pink T-shirts they will be wearing. Funds for this project were donated by Peer Support. Rape -first in Serrano named B.B. King - a series of stories SUFAC chair a real thriller Page 51 Page 6 Page 8 The Ranger is sponsoring an Open Forum with Chancellor Alan E. Guskin on Tuesday, April 16 from noon to 1 p.m. in Main Place. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend the Open Forum and ask questions or express concerns. Thursday, April 11, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 26 US/USSR relations examined by Kari Dixon by Julie Pendleton It is required by law that Parkside reopen bidding on its food service every five years. Since Heritage Food Service, Inc. has been with the university since 1980, in June of this year their contract will expire. "Heritage has done a good job here," said Bill Niebuhr, Director of the Union. "They plan to rebid." Bidding is a complicated process. Numerous details must be taken into consideration when a company decides to bid. However, the amount of rebate a company is able to give the university is the deciding factor. This amount is based on day-to-day cash sales, catering events and camp conventions. There are several changes in the specifications of the new contract. Most obvious is the introduction of new products, such as the stuffed potato. Five years ago, when the contract was drawn up, this item was not popular. Now that it is, specifications must be included for it in the new contract. In addition, changes have been made in a company's participation in promotion and advertising. As stated in the new contract, they will be required to spend a certain amount of their sales on promotion and advertising. Also included is a provision for a food program in the event that oncampus housing does develop. "Housing will inevitably have a positive impact on the amount of total sales," said Niebuhr. "Therefore the amount of rebate will increase and the Union budget will require less from segregated student fees." If on-campus housing does become a reality, the university and the contractor will sit down at that time and reach a mutual agreement on the program. As for the employees presently employed by Heritage, if a new company does take over the service, it will be their decision as to whom they wish to retain. "Staff usually remains basically the same," said Niebuhr. "It's the management that changes." On March 28, a bidders' meeting was held at Parkside. Eight potential bidders arrived for presentation on the new contract specifications. Included were Heritage, Canteen Corporation, Professional Food Management, Ace Foods, Creative Food Service, Servomation, Western Food Service and Kenosha Achievement Center. After the presentation, they were taken on a tour of the facilities, then were given time to ask questions. A sealed bid opening will be held on Wednesday, April 17 in Madison. All companies must either bring or send their bids to Madison by 2 p.m. that day. The envelopes will then be opened, all at once, when everyone is present. (All bidders are not required to have a representative present.) "The UW bidding process is one of the most detailed and complicated bids in the United States," said Niebuhr. "The reason for this is so we can ensure certain levels of quality and make the process completely honest and above board." Approximately three weeks after public announcement of the bids is made, the Office of Auxiliary Operations in Madison will make a final decision. "The intervening time is used for any necessary evaluation, either by the university or the contractor," Niebuhr said. The official take-over, if Heritage does not win the bid, is June 1. Rebidding for vending service follows the same process. "In the last forty years, the US has lost its nuclear monopoly, and the Soviets have become a military equal. At the same time, however, the Soviets have fallen economically and technologically behind us." —Madeline Albright Food services bid er," Albright added. "The US and the Soviets are going to the peace talks in Geneva with two different game plans. The Soviets see the three main areas as being linked and we want to negotiate each part separately." Albright said she would like to see summits like the one Reagan offered Gorbachev become an annual event, but without becoming strictly a media event. for new contract "The Soviets are not like us, but they are not ten feet tall, either," she said. "They are not a democracy, but we should manage the rivalry in areas, like trade, where ideology does not make that much difference." "The new Soviet leader and his wife are not the Kennedys, and Russia is not becoming Camelot," said Madelyn Albright, former member of the National Security Council, when she spoke April 4 a t Parkside. "In the short run, Mikhail Gorbachev will probably be good for the US, but in the long term, he may be bad." Albright was a member of the National Security Council during the Carter administration and assisted in writing the memoirs of Zbigniew Brzezinski. She was active in the campaigns of Edwin Muskie and Walter Mondale and is a professor of political science at Georgetown University, where she teaches a course on the Soviet Union. According to Albright, the last three years have been the worst in the history of US and Soviet relations. "In the last forty years, the US has lost its nuclear monopoly, and the Soviets have become a military equal," she said. "At the same time, however, the Soviets have fallen economically and technologically behind us." The main aims of the Soviets right now, according to Albright, are to protect their borders, spread their ideology and compete with and possibly defeat the US. The goals of the US, she said, include an increased military and defense budget, border security and the prevention of the spread of communism. "The United States supports the status quo," she said, "while the Soviets are expansionists." The most important thing to remember about Gorbachev, Albright stated, is that he is a loyal member of the Communist Party. "He is a Party man, and he may reform the system, but he certainly is not going to get rid of it." The agenda Gorbachev faces on the domestic front is a difficult one, according to Albright. There is a stagnant economy, agricultural production is abysmal and corruption among officials is common. "In foreign policy, Gromyko will probably continue to be the lead2 Thursday, April 11, 1985 RANGER Letter to the Editor China's abortion view To the Editor: Although pro-choice and pro-life individuals can find little common ground in the abortion debate, recent actions taken by the Chinese government will incite sincere individuals in both camps to take action. According to a series on China's population program appearing in the Jan. 6-8 i ssues of "The Washington Post," China has implemented a forced abortion program, where many pregnancies are terminated in their last trimester, some as late as the ninth month. In the province of Gansu, a place where pregnant women gathered after fleeing from their homes to escape harassment, local officials were ordered to "terminate within a limited time all unplanned pregnancies of women not in their home residential area," according to an internal document. While there is no direct U.S. aid to China, two organizations responsible for China's population control efforts, the International Planned Parenthood Foundation (IPPF) and the United Nations Fund for Population Activities (UNFPA) are provided with onequarter of their annual budgets by Congress. Although IPPF is no longer eligible for further U.S. aid, UNFPA gave the Chinese population control program $50 million in aid between 1981 and 1984 and has started another $50 million grant. Congress has earmarked $46 million for UNFPA in 1985. One of the individuals who will play a major role in determining if the $46 million will be released to UNFPA is Rep. David Obey of Wisconsin, who serves as Chairman of the House Appropriations Committee Subcommittee on Foreign Operations. His mailing address is: 2217 Rayburn Building, Washington DC 20515. Also, you can write your congressman and urge him or her to oppose further aid to UNFPA. Pro-choice advocates have to agree that women in China have no choice to do what they want with their own bodies. Pro-life advocates, especially those of you who voted for Reagan, must realize that your responsibilities do not end at the ballot box. Sincerely, Corby James Anderson Barca takes stand on farm issues State Representative Peter W. Barca today released the text of a recent letter he sent to local lending institutions urging them to take part in a state loan guarantee program for economically distressed farmers that the legislature adopted recently. "This has the potential to be a very successful program for rural Wisconsin," Barca wrote to the lenders. "But its success depends on a strong commitment on your part. I hope that you will make a concerted effort to make this program available through your lending institution to the farmers who qualify." The state loan guarantee program is designed for farmers who are unable to receive credit to buy seed, fertilizer, pesticides and fuel for spring planting. Farmers will be able to receive up to $20,000 u nder the program through private lending institutions. The loans will have an interest rate ceiling of 11 percent, but the state will buy down two interest points, resulting in loans being issued nine percent. In case of a default, the state will reimburse the lender for 90 percent of the remaining principal. Barca said this program will benefit all segments of the rural economy. "It is all too clear that a farm failure has a ripple effect that reverberates throughout the countryside. By buying the farmers time, we are also ensuring that the farmer will continue to patronize the merchants who depend on the farm trade for their livelihood. Without this trade, these businesses also would be in dire straits." Barca closed by saying that members of the legislature are not "fooling ourselves into believing that this program is a cure-all for the farm crisis." But he said that the program will help farmers who are in trouble to get their spring crops in the ground, which was the intent of the legislation. Next Roundtable cancelled Nobody asked me, but... Parkside is losing sight of its purpose The Social Science Roundtable scheduled at Parkside for Monday, April 15 titled "Ethics in International Politics" has been cancelled. All other Roundtables will be held as scheduled. They include "The U.S.S.R. Revisited" on April 22, "How Children Learn to Talk" on April 29 and "The Brazilian Presidential Election" on May 6. When the University of Wisconsin-Parkside was in its developmental stages, one of its prime concerns was to offer an outstanding science-oriented educational opportunity to the residents of the area. Since Racine and Kenosha, as well as the outlying areas, are in the heart of Wisconsin's industrial and manufacturing community, a great need for highy technical bachelor of science programs was realized. Area manufacturers showed interest in the development of mechanical, electricaj and computer science programs. The original intentions of this campus and the development of individual programs to satisfy the industrial and manufacturing community seem to be lagging far behind, especially when comparisons are made with the development and progress of the liberal arts programs (i.e. art, music, drama). Chancellor Guskin has publicly referred to Parkside as being a liberal arts school when in fact the majority of students attending Parkside are enrolled in business and science programs. (61% BS vs. 39% BA). Probably one of the biggest issues that concerns the science division, especially engineering science, is the fact that the electrical engineering technology and mechanical engineering technology programs are not recognized as being accredited programs by the Accrediting Board for Engineering and Technology (A.B.E.T.). Also, the American Society of Professional Engineers (A.S.P.E.) will not recognize the engineering programs offered at Parkside as being adequate training for membership in their organization. Each state offers a licensing and registration procedure for recognition of an individual as a professional engineer. To become licensed by the State of Wisconsin as a professional engineer, a person must successfully pass an eight hour Fundamentals of Engineering exam (Engineer in Training) and then pass an eight hour Principals of Practice exam (Professional Engineer). Along with the successful completion of these exams, a person must obtain four years' work experience as an engineer and show proof of a ttendance and completion of an A.B.E.T.-accredited, fouryear degree (this degree can be a BSET). Parkside engineering graduates have been given the opportunity to take the E.I.T. exams and the P.E. exams. Last year 80% of the Parkside students who took the E.I.T exam received a passing grade. The state-wide pass rate for this exam is substantially lower than 80%. This seems to indicate that the curriculum offered and the faculty members who are teaching the engineering and science programs are doing their jobs. With the "track-record" that Parkside graduates are beginning to display, it is becoming obvious that the engineering programs are developing very well. So the real question is: Why haven't these programs been accredited by the A.B.E.T.? If minor adjustments must be made in the curriculum to satisfy A.B.E.T.'s requirements, then let them be made! Certainly no one in the engineering department will complain if the students are required to earn three more credits of calculus or one more credit in statistics. If a few more full-time professors must be hired, then it should be done. The job future of the graduates may be at stake and it doesn't seem fair that these graduates are being put at a disadvantage just because the development of the engineering programs at Parkside has yet to be completed. Chancellor Guskin has done a tremendous job and has been commended by both the University and the community. It is no secret that his interests lie with the liberal arts program. We hope the next chancellor will have an equal interest in both arts and sciences. <00 Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Pat Hensiak . Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jill Whitney Nielsen Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Wendy Westphal Advertising Manager Pat Zirkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Tim Bruns, Kari Dixon, Steve Gallion, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton, Bill Serpe. PHOTOGRAPHERS Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl Hahn, Kristine Odegaard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2QOO. K enosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for p ublication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. KAINUfcH 6 lnursaay, April n, urea Russian tour diverse by Kari Dixon A visit to the summer palace of Peter the Great, a ballet based on the history of Armenia and the death of Constantin Chernenko were some of the experiences of the 13 people who traveled to the Soviet Union on the Parkside Soviet Study Tour over spring break. The group, led this year by Political Science Professor Ken Hoover, was combined with a group from Oshkosh and crossed paths with other UW groups during the tour — the 17th year of this program. They traveled to Leningrad, Erevan (the capitol of Soviet Armenia), Tbilisi (the capitol of Soviet Georgia) and Moscow. Hoover was in a department store in Leningrad when the death of Chernenko was announced. "We were aware that the public address system was asking everyone to be quiet, and then a clerk explained that he had died," Hoover said. "Then business resumed after not too much of a pause." Hoover said there was not a lot of evidence during or after the announcement of Chernenko's death that this was a personal loss for Soviet citizens. "Like Gorbachev, Chernenko was a product of the communist party rather than a military hero or popularly elected leader," he said. "There was no real sense of identity with him." The Soviet lifestyle differs greatly from ours. In the Soviet Union, housing, food, health care, transportation and education are all heavily subsidized by the government. The average Russian family, Hoover said, lives in an apartment with primitive kitchen appliances that are too small for their needs. "Cars are expensive and difficult to maintain. Stereos are becoming more popular, although they, too, are quite expensive," he said. Contact with Soviet citizens apart from the tour was difficult, Hoover said, because of government restrictions. "Soviet citizens do not go to Intourist hotels, and if they are too friendly to foreigners, they can expect to be talked to and harassed," Hoover said. Hoover said that black marketeering is found in Soviet Georgia. Alcoholism is present throughout the country. "In Tbilisi I did see two beggars, but one gets the feeling that the streets are relatively safe, even late at night." Throughout the tour, Hoover said, one was reminded of the different form of government. "In Tbilisi we were followed for most of an afternoon and into our hotel lobby after dinner," he said. "The way the tour is set up means that you only get to see the things regarded as aspects of a model society." Hoover will speak more about the tour when he presents the Social Science Roundtable on April 22. Strengthening contacts helpful Four members of the Parkside Hispanic Club attended the second annual Hispanic Leadership Conference in Whitewater on March 30. They were Jesus Alvarado, Jose M. Anaya. Juana Cortez and Carmen Acosta. The keynote speech was delivered by Luis Alvarez who has been president of National Urban Fellows, Inc. since 1976. He is director of Aspira and has worked on "Sesame Street" with PBS. Born in Puerto Rico and raised in New- York. Alvarez serves as a role model to Hispanics. He has political influence .in America as well as other countries. He accompanied President Carter to Panama, and he has represented the United States in Israel. Alvarez, as president of National Urban Fellows, seeks applicants from minority groups with demonstrated leadership potential for mid-career fellowships in public administration. Fellowship assignments are made at all levels of government. Past Fellows hve worked with such urban executives and national political leaders as Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley, Alan Beals, Executive Director of the National League of Cities and San Antonio Mayor Henry Cisneros. Alvarez also talked about the recognition of his own pain and conflicts as well as the problems of other Puerto Ricans in America. He viewed Puerto Requenios as having an identity crisis because of their lack of self-esteem. Puero Ricans are recent immigrants, but are unique because they are already American citizens. Puerto Ricans have some conflict with Americans solely because of this political identity. He stated that the emergence of Hispanic people has become a force in some cities, such as Miami. The three most significant factors for Hispanics and other Americans to recognize are that 90 percent of the Hispanic population in the United States has been urbanized, Hispanics have the highest birth rate of any minority group and Hispanics already have some visible political status. Whatever political potential Hispanics have is still underdeveloped because they have only just started to recognize their self-determination. Hispanics are realizing that they have the right to define their destinies. Alvarez said Hispanics need to become aware of the potential of leadership within themselves. Hispanics can emerge politically by becoming highly vocal as well as visible in political matters, according to Alvarez. Alvarez emphasized the unfortunate position of many Hispanic women, who are often abandoned and live in poverty. In order to improve this situation, Hispanic men need to address the poverty among their mothers, their wives and their children. Hispanic men need to open their eyes to the fact that women are the transmitters of their "rasa" and should be provided for and protected. Above all, Hispanics need to work together to transcend the poverty level. Regents accept research funding More than $35,000 in funds supporting research and instruction at Parkside was accepted Friday. April 5 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $1,000 from the American Sociological Association in Washington D.C. for a national conference on the theme of "Women at Work" being organized by Parkside sociology professor Anne Statham. The conference, to be held in the Kenosha-Racine area next fall, will be co-sponsored by the National Commission on Working Women and will be the first of its kind. It will feature people from higher education, government, women's advocacy groups and labor unions, all of whom will discuss their research into women in the workplace. Statham, whose research specialty concerns the changing roles of women in modern society, recently conducted a study of the differences in the management styles of men and women. The study has received national attention, including a front-page description in the Wall Street Journal. Also accepted by the Regents was $28,238 from the New York State Department of Commerce for a research project by Parkside's Center for Survey and Marketing Research (CSMR). The CSMR, directed by business professor James Rovelstad, will set up and implement an economic measurement system to gauge the impact of tourism on the state of New York. The study is made possible by a special computer program called "TRAITS II" developed by Rovelstad. The Regents also accepted $3,000 from the Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce for a retail shopping study conducted by the CSMR and for research services the CSMR provided to the Kenosha Area Economic Development. In addition, the Regents accepted $1,800 from multiple donors to defray the costs of producing the training manual on the problems of mentally retarded criminal offenders. The manual, being done by UW Extension professor Kim Baugrud, is for use by the 50 largest police departments in the U.S., including those in New York City. Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami and Detroit. Also, the Regents accepted $400 for the DeRose Marketing Scholarship Fund for Parkside students majoring in marketing. Half the money came from Parkside alumnus Roger DeRose and half in matching funds from his employer, S.C. Johnson & S on, Inc. NEWS BRIEFS Mondale admits mishandling Walter Mondale, talking about his defeat in the 1984 presidential election, said he "fundamentally mishandled my case to the American people" by failing to emphasize the positive side of his message. "They heard opportunity from the other side, they didn't hear it from me," Mondale said Sunday on the TV program "Meet the Press. While Mondale said that he was "essentially correct on the fundamental issues," he was no match for Reagan when it came to communicating. He said the Democratic Party in the future will have to field candidates who in addition to being right on the issues and stating them correctly "can master this modern challenge of communication in this huge country of ours." Republicans support Contras A poster urging Americans to support a freedom fighter is being used by College Republicans to help raise private funds for Nicaraguan rebels, Cox News Service reported. The poster, which asks Americans to adopt a Contra and support his effort to overthrow the Nicaraguan government for "only 53 cents a day," has drawn fire from some Republicans in Congress. The text of the poster, which was produced by the College Republican National Committee and modeled after the "Save the Children" ads, urges Americans to help Charley, a menacing-looking young Nicaraguan, in his fight. "I have taken up arms against the Soviet Empire and its satellite government in Nicaragua and I need your help," Charley declares. A White House spokesman, who said people "have the right to give money to whoever they want," described the group as a maverick organization over which the administration has little control. Frequent flyers t axed The Internal Revenue Service will hear testimony next week on whether "frequent flier" programs should be viewed as fringe benefits and taxed accordingly, the New York Times reported. IRS spokesman Ellen Murphy said the agency did not suggest taxation of the benefits, but it was proposed when the agency solicited comments on taxing the use of company cars and planes. If bonus coupons are received by an individual for personal flights or corporations use bonus coupons for business travel, then the free flights are not likely to be taxed. The problem lies with individuals who earn the flights on business travel and then use them for personal use. Spokesmen for American and United Airlines, the nations two largest carriers, said the program is the most succesful promotion they ever tried. Each airline has about 2 million fliers in the program. A spokeswoman for American Airlines, Linda Johnson, said it is too early to tell whether taxing the program will have any effect. A United spokesman did not comment. How to break into management with no prior experience Become an officer in the Army National Guard. Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full-time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more information call: || 6 5 4 - 5 1 7 9 Americans at their best. 4 Thursday, April 11, 1985 Childhood friendships - Nutt visits campus central to development by Kathy Hart Child Care Center James and Cory, both 3 years old, are busy building a rocket ship together. "Can I play, too?" asks Sarah. "No," replies Cory. "James and I are friends." James nods in agreement. Sarah goes off to find another activity. Children's friendships are among the central ingredients of children's lives. These friendships are often sources of children's greatest pleasures and deepest frustrations. Childhood friendships have important positive implications for social development. Throughout childhood and adulthood, friendships foster the development of social concepts and skills that may initially be features of friendships but are eventually extended beyond the friendship into the larger world of interpersonal functioning. Peer friendships are very different from parent-child or authority relationships. Peer friendships are not based on authority, but on giveand- take between equals. If adults do not interfere when young friends Reductio ad Absurdum disagree over who should get the first turn with a toy, the two must somehow settle the matter between themselves, since neither child has authority. If friendship is to be maintained, the participants must cooperate with the interaction "rules" they have mutually constructed. Piaget contrasts these rules with a parent-child relationship. The interaction "rules" are not mutually constructed but instead are set forth by one member (the parent) and conformed to or rebelled against by the other (the child). According to Piaget, friendships based on mutual interaction "rules" lead to the development of concepts of cooperation and mutual respect. Friendships allow children to "talk back" to each other without fear of punishment, to learn when to speak out, when to listen and when and how to apologize. The skills of friendship also include the ability to manage conflict successfully. In order to maintain friendship in the face of disagreement, the children learn to express their own rights and feelings clearly, while remaining sensitive to the rights and feelings of others. It is in peer friendships that they learn to suggest and accept compromises, a valuable and necessary skill. The development of communication skills through interactions with one's peers may be a prerequisite for the acquisition of some friendship skills. There are some children who need help from adults in mastering some particular skills of friendship. The friendless child must interact with his peers in order to develop the self-confidence and skills needed for friendship making. When helping a friendless child, an adult may steer that child to someone with whom the adult feels the child might feel comfortable. But rather than pushing a child into social skills he/she is not ready for, adults must recognize that some children have many friends, some children have one or two friends and other children spend much time alone. Adults must be sensitive to events in a child's life that may cause problems in making and keeping friends. Internationally-known artist Jim Nutt will visit the Parkside campus on Tuesday, April 16, to speak on his role as a major figure in the development of the Chicago-bred style of art known as Imagism. Nutt will present a free, public, slide-illustrated lecture on the evolution of his work at 2:15 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 101. Later he will meet with art students for critiques and discussions. Nutt's fantasy-oriented paintings are characterized by bizarre figuration, humorous narratives and comic-book stylization. On both a formal and thematic level, his work can be viewed as highly representative of the Chicago Imagist style, which emphasizes complex patterning, strong color and very personal imagery. Nutt was born in 1938 in Pittsfield, Mass., and moved to Chicago to study at the School of the Art Institute. While a student there he joined with five other young artists to form the infamous "Hairy Who" group, whose exhibitions were very influential in the Chicago art world during the 1960's and early 70's. Currently, he is affiliated with the Phyllis Kind Gallery of Chicago and New York. Over the years, Nutt has exhibby Paul Berge TAKE THIS QUARTER AND PLAY ^CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO" ME, OK? ) f r , Q u p « Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1985-86 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in good standing, carrying at least 6 credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA. Qualifications: Previous editorial experience preferred, as is knowledge of UW-Parkside organization and activities. This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 19, 1985 Ranger is looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The new name of our congregation is: BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Untversalist) Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Tony Larsen, Minister 9:30 a.m. Services l Sunday School ited his art in many national and international group shows at major museums, including the Camden Arts Centre in London; the Institute of Contemporary Art in Boston; the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York; the National Gallery of Canada in Ottawa; the Museum de Sao Paolo in Brazil; the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C.; and the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago. He also has had numerous oneperson shows at the Phyllis Kind Gallery in both New York and Chicago, as well as solo exhibits at the Whitney Museum of Art in New York, the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis and the San Francisco Art Institute. Nutt's appearance is organized by the art discipline and funded by the Exxon Corp. Avoiding cultural conflicts A two-session workshop for business people on how to avoid crosscultural conflicts when dealing with people from different cultures will be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Mondays, April 29 and May 6, in Union Room 104-106. The workshop, which will show how misunderstandings occur in cross-cultural situations and how to prevent and resolve them, costs $25. To register and obtain more information call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Monday, April 22. The workshop will be taught by Parkside faculty, all of whom have experience teaching and living abroad. They are: • Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz, a communication professor and member of Parkside's International Studies Program faculty. She has traveled through most of Western Europe and teaches courses on inter-cultural commuication. • Lillian Trager, an anthropology professor and a member of the International Studies Program steering committee at Parkside. A cultural anthropologist, she has been leading workshops and teaching courses on cross-cultural interaction for six years. She has lived and worked in West Africa and Southeast Asia. • Richard Ammann, who teaches part-time at Parkside and is a reading specialist in the Racine Unifed School District. He uses cross-cultural approaches in education. As a Peace Corps volunteer in the Phillipines he trained teachers and new volunteers. He has worked with American educators in understanding cultural differences and has done research on differences in interaction patterns among American immigrant groups. The workshop is for people who travel overseas on business and those who interact with customers from different cultures. It will cover increasing cultural selfawareness, understanding cross-cultural dynamics and improving cross-cultural interaction. RANGER 5 ~ T hursday, April li^lyJto Rape and child abuse: crimes with closet victims by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor There was a time when rape and child abuse were not regarded as crimes of violence, but now "rape is right under murder. People are finally waking up to see what it's all about," said Sher Rosko, director of St. Catherine's Sexual Abuse Treatment Center, Kenosha. Rosko said she's happy that people are realizing that there is nothing more important than keeping women and children safe. There are two different degrees of rape: first degree rape enlists a threat of force or violence with a weapon, and second degree rape enlists a threat of violence without a weapon. When a child under age 16 is sexually abused it is automatically considered first degree rape. Rosko stressed that there is no typical rape victim nor perpetrator. "The victim doesn't have to be in a short skirt and tight blouse. The perpetrator doesn't have to be a person frothing from the mouth. Anybody could be a victim, anybody could be a perpetrator," she said. The crime of rape isn't one that stems from sexual gratification. "It's for taking complete control of another person," stated Rosko. "Some are planned, some aren't." Reactions to rape are usually different between two victims, said Rosko. It has been found, however, that most women who have been raped feel better when they start to understand what other women have gone through, she added. "Victims are treated differently now. It is easier for women to come forward now because the judicial experience isn't as humiliating as in the past. Lawyers aren't as interested in chewing up and spitting out the victim any longer. There was a time when women could expect that, but I think people realize now that the woman is the victim, not the perpetrator," she said. Rosko said, "The most important way to protect ourselves is to be aware of ourselves, be in control and to think in terms of prevention." According to a brochure distributed in the Center, "Self protection is more than just physical defense skills; it's also knowing how to avoid trouble." The brochure gives the following suggestions for avoiding an attack: • On the street peqple should walk in well lighted areas on the outside of the sidewalk and walk against traffic. It is also important to be aware of who is around you. If you're being followed by a car, turn and walk in the opposite direction. Avoid areas like shrubbery, space between buildings, dark areas, etc., and if followed on foot, you should cross the street or do the unexpected. • If you experience car trouble, lift the hood and tie a white cloth to the antenna. If a stranger stops, ask him or her to go for help. Don't get into their car. If you're followed, don't go home, go to the police station or the fire station or an all night service station. Always check the rear seat before getting into your car and always keep your car locked. • At home, never unlock the door before you know who is there and if a stranger asks to use your phone, take the number from them and call for them. If you come Free public recital A free public recital by Parkside senior music major LoRee Rattle, harpsichord, will be preented at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 14 in Greenquist Room 103. Rattle, who will be accompanied by Carol Kestell, flute, Terri Nadicz, violin, and Eric Oakley, cello, is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Wheeler of Racine. Works to be performed include "March Minuet" by Henry Purcell, "Gavot" by John Blow, "Suite in E minor" by Jean-Philippe Rameau, "Two Sonatas in F minor" by Domenico Scarlatti, "Little Harpsichord Book," Op. 155 by Vincent Persichetti and "Prelude and Fugue in F-sharp minor," by J.S. Bach. The recital is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts Division and organized by Parkside music professor Frances Bedford, whose principal instrument is the harpsichord and who is the author of the book "Twentieth Century Harpsichord Music." New software store Software City, Inc., the nation's largest chain of retail software stores, opens another location, this one in Racine. Free CRT Cleaners are available through April 15. According to store manager Juanita Brehm, the store carries a complete inventory of discounted software for business, home and education. There are over 100 Software City stores operating worldwide. Located at 4700 Washington Ave., Software City of Racine is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Friday and noon to 5 p.m. Saturday. Gem show next month On the weekend of May 18 and ), the Kenosha Gem and Mineral Dciety will host its 24th annual em "and Mineral Show at the leasant Prairie Town Hall, 9915- )th Ave., Kenosha. The Town Hall ill be open Saturday from 10 a.m. itil 6 p.m. and on Sunday from x>n to 6 p.m. Club members will present a variety of exhibits including handmade jewelry, mineral specimens and lapidary displays. Demonstrations will be given each day. Jewelry dealers will be showing new materials and fittings for hobbyists. A silent auction of rocks, slabs and minerals will take place continuously both days. home to find a broken window or door open, do not enter the house, leave at once and call the police. Never reveal that you're home alone and be aware of suspicious questioning on the phone. Don't give information about yourself to a stranger. Rosko pointed out that the purpose of the Center is not to scare people. "It may take scaring people into reality, but we don't want to have to do that. For every rape that's reported there are probably ten that aren't. In 1984 one out of every 10 women would be raped, this year that figure jumped to one out of every four." Rosko explained that the part of the reasoning behind the jump in the figure is that awareness has made people come forward. "People want to believe that if they choose to simply take care of their family, they'll be ok, but then something happens and ruins it for them. We don't live in isolation, we have to interact," said Rosko. Rosko gives presentations to school children in the Kenosha Unified district about molestation. "Usually three children out of every group of children have something they want to say, something they want to talk to someone about. What we tell the children is that they do not have let anyone touch them in any of their genital areas. A lot of times after we talk to the children, they are willing to talk because they feel maybe now someone will understand." For treatment for victims of child abuse, Rosko gives children anatomically correct dolls to help the children explain what has happened to them. "It's easier for the children when they don't feel like they have to say the words." Rosko said that the dolls are great for therapy for children. "At one time we used puppets and the monster puppet was always the perpetrator. It's had soda poured on it, it's been punched on and cried into, it's been stomped on, and it seems help the kids. Whatever will work we do. "There really isn't any reason for any child to be abused, physically, sexually or mentally. They're only children, and they deserve a better chance than we got. When they're abused by the people who they're supposed to be able to trust, what does that do to them?" Rosko said that the youngest child sexually abused in this state was 11 Vz months old. The child was damaged vaginally so badly that she required a hysterectomy before she was a year old. "Who's going to tell that little girl that she'll never have children, that she won't go through a normal menstrual cycle, like all the other children. And who's going to tell her that at one time she probably would've been able to do all those things?" Rosko posed questions to people who could potentially find themselves in a situation directly related to assault. "Be a little less trusting. How many times do you look in the back seat of your car before you get in it? If someone were walking behind you, would you be too embarrassed to run? And how many times have you answered the phone and basically offered information about yourself to a stranger without thinking about it? " In terms of the campus and those who frequently find themselves leaving campus alone, Rosko encouraged finding a buddy or two or three to leave with. "There's a great need for more lighting out there. And I can't believe there are no readily available emergency phones. I would encourage people to never cross campus alone, and to never go to their car alone, especially at night. Find two or three other people who can walk with you out to your car or at least watch you until they see you are in your car safely. "It doesn't take a lot to walk someone to their car; maybe two or three minutes in between a class. When you think about it a little bit, I hope you think it's a service worth giving a friend." ACADEMIC ADVISING '85 FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Rarkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available. April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wy l l i e l i b r a r y -Lea r n ing Cen t e r 553-2368 NOTE Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at LJW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. 6 Thursday, April 11,1985 RANGER "She Stoops to Conquer" comedic favorite Mm- Pat Hensiak (left) passes chairmanship to Adrian Serrano Serrano takes over Adrian Serrano, 21, was elected chairman of the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee on Monday. The position was held for two years by Pat Hensiak. SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of the Parkside Student Government Association. The student-run committee is in charge of allocating all of the segregated fees assessed to students through tuition. The chairmanship of SUFAC is a paid position of $500 per year. Serrano, a double major in Political Science and International Studies, was elected to the Senate in the Spring semester 1984 and has been a member of SUFAC for one year. In addition to his participation in student government he is also a member of the Track and Cross Country teams. Serrano decided to vie for the position of SUFAC chair because of his experience on the committee. "I want to keep SUFAC running smoothly as I feel it has over the last year," he said. Serrano said he would like the committee to develop guidelines for unbudgeted capital equipment requests and for unfunded trips. He would also like the committee to review the guidelines which govern SUFAC. One serious problem facing SUFAC is the reduced amount of segregated fees due to the decline of enrollment. Serrano said he would be against any increases in the assessment of fees from students. "If enrollment continues to decline then there has to be a decline in budget requests. I would like to see student contributions stay the same or lower than they are now," said Serrano. Helping student clubs become more creative in fund raising is one of Serrano's priorities. "I'd like to help the Student Organizations Council, through SUFAC and PSGA, increase their strength so that they could raise more money themselves. This would help them have big budgets without increasing segregated fees," he said. Serrano added, "The position of SUFAC chair is a very important one and I'm going to give the position my best effort. I will be available to the student population to aid them with hudget matters." Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package INSIDE MID-TOWN LOUNGE - ——5 Snacks, Pizza & Sandwiches Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Call 658-8788 * "She Stoops to Conquer," the classic 18th century comedy of manners by British playwright Oliver Goldsmith, is the spring main stage production at Parkside, directed by Prof. Lee VanDyke. Performances, all in the Communication Arts Theater, are at 8 p.m. on Fridays, April 19 and 26 and on Saturdays, April 20 a nd 27. A special matinee performance will be presented at 10 a.m. on Thursday, April 25. Tickets are $4 for all students, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $5 for others. They can be purchased at the Fine Arts Division Office (Communication Arts Room 221), at the Union Information Center or at the door. Reservations can be made by calling 553- 2581. "She Stoops to Conquer" has been described as the most popular comedy between the times of Shakespeare and George Bernard Shaw. The play centers on young Marlow and his bride-to-be Kate Hardcastle. The two, matched by the parents, have never met. Marlow and his friend Hastings, on their way to the Hardcastles, are directed to the house by practical joker Tony Lumpkin. They are deceived into thinking the house an inn and treat Hardcastle as a landlord and Kate as a maid. Kate takes advantage of the misunderstanding to break down Marlow's reserve. Mistaken identities, insults and amorous trysts abound. As they run about, the players unwittingly reveal their true characters, but, in good comedic tradition, they mend their quarrels at the play's conclusion. VanDyke describes "She Stoops to Conquer" as pure comedy. "The play is very entertaining, with elements of farce, but it also has an Rebecca Julich (left), and Missy Weaver rehearse a scene 18th century elegance and refinement reflected in the elaborate costumes and sparkling, witty language. "It is one of those rare plays that gets revivals constantly — it is filled with delight and is very fastmoving," VanDyke said. Cast members for the production are, from Kenosha, Steve Orth, Missy Weaver, Mike McDowal, John Oleksey and Ron Larson; from Racine, Denise Valente, Bill Serpe, Rebecca Julich, Connie Kowalski, John Miskulin, Paul Mitchell; from Cudahy, Andrew Brhel and from Milwaukee, John Weatherall. Paula Boehler, Racine, is stage manager. Dramatic arts professor Judith Tucker Snider designed the costumes, which for this play represented a special challenge. The play takes place in the time of England's George III (late 18th century), when both men and women wore powdered wigs and powdery makeup. Women wore heavy, restricting corsets and a lot of hip-padding, resulting in thin waists and full skirts. Material for the production's costumes includes cotton brocade and chintz. In order to get that "just right" look, Snider even designed women's underwear of the day that won't be seen by the playgoers. The set was designed by dramatic arts professor Skelly Warren, with lighting by Keith Harris, technical manager of the Communication Arts Theater. "Days of Remembrance" here The annual "Days of Remembrance" memorializing the victims of the Nazi Holocaust will be commemorated in three different programs being held at Parkside and at Beth Hillel Temple in Kenosha. The "Days of Remembrance" are being observed nationally under the auspices of the United State Holocaust Memorial Council established by federal legislation. • Monday, April 15, 1 p.m., Union 104: The powerful documentary "To Bear Witness" will be FIRST NATIONAL BWK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE At TO BANK 24-HOt R TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC shown. This film depicts a littleknown aspect of the Holocaust, the liberation of the Nazi concentration camps by allied armies in 1945. The film includes excerpts from the oral histories of l iberators from 14 countries, as well as survivors. • Wednesday, April 17, 7:30 p.m., Beth Hillel Temple, 6050 8 th Ave., Kenosha: The classic documentary "Night and Fog" will be shown. It examines the concentration camp in its brutal reality. • Thursday, April 18,12:30 p.m., Union 104: A short animated film "The Hangman" will be shown. It is based on the epic poem by Maurice Ogden, and is narrated by Herschel Bernardi. This film-poem raises questions concerning indifference, prejudice, social responsibility and the nature and dynamics of power. The film will be followed by a discussion about our individual social responsibilities to oppose such evils as those leading to the holocaust. The discussion will be facilitated by Parkside Chancellor Alan Guskin. • Sunday, April 14-Monday, April 29: There will be a pictorial display about the holocaust in the Parkisde Library/Learning Center. LI Level, and at the Beth Hillel Temple, Kenosha. Kenosha Mayor John D. Bilotti will be officially proclaiming the week of April 14 "Days of Remembrance" for victims of the Nazi Holocaust, in conjunction with the national "Days of Remembrance." Chicago tour set by Julie Pendleton On Thursday, May 9, a bus tour arranged by Parkside's Opera Guild will leave for Chicago. The bus will leave Racine promptly at 8:15 a.m. from the Kohl's Department Store parking lot. Additional stops will be made at Godfather's Restaurant on Hwys. 31 and 20 and at Howard Johnson's, Hwys. 1-94 and 50 in Kenosha. The attractions of the tour include the Oriental Institute, the Robie House (an historical landmark), Rockefeller Memorial Chapel and numerous other sites. The bus will return to Racine at 5:30 p.m. The $15 fee includes the bus trip, a box lunch, relish tray and soda. Enrollment is limited. You can sign up in the Continuing Education office in Tallent, room 180. Registration ends April 15. i Rocky JyRococo 4002 52nd St. Kenosha 654-4000 RANGER —i Not just another pretty face... but a pretty great pizza! Sure, it would be easy for Rocky Rococo to make a living on his charm alone. But not Rocky. He is devoted to baking and selling Pan Style Pizza. The kind with the thick crust, the zesty sauce, two layers of real mozzarella cheese, and the freshest vegetables and meats. Rocky sells his Pan Style Pizza two ways: whole pies, perfect for dinner or a crowd, and slices, perfect at lunchtime and ready when you are. Now that Rocky has moved to town, be among the first to discover that Rocky Rococo is more than just a pretty face. 8 * Thursday, April 11,1985 RANGER B.B. King proves the thrill ain't gone by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor In the words of the great B.B. King, "Blues is like a tonic that's good for whatever ails you." That proved to be true last Sunday night as King, along with Bobby "Blue" Bland, brought the blues to the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee. King grew up in the delta region of Mississippi. His first real exposure to the blues came through listening to artists like Blind Lemon Jefferson and Django Reinhard. "When I was 18 years old," King said, "I heard some stuff by T-Bone Walker. That did it. I decided right there that I wanted to play the blues for a living." King then got a recording contract with a small record company in Nashville, and the rest, as they say, is history. Interestingly, King first learned to play guitar by learning country songs. "When I first started to learn to read music, the first musical notations I saw were on mail order sheet music from the Sears catalog. The first book I ordered had country tunes in it. I learned to read music playing 'My Darling Clementine' and 'You Are My Sunshine' long before I could play 'Three O'Clock Blues.' " King expalined that he thinks blues' popularity is due to the fact that it is "reality." "This is real. ger photo B.B. King in concert at the Riverside It's not Disneyland at all. There is nobody around, young or old, black, white, red or yellow, who hasn't had problems. The badness as well as the happiness, it's always the two sides of the coin. Believe me, nobody is happy all the time. On the other hand, nobody is sad all the time. "Now let's assume you have a problem, and most of us do have a problem at one time or another. When you can talk about it, even if the person you're talking to doesn't Puzzler answers on Page 10 ACROSS 1 Exhaust gradually 4 Proceed 6 Perspiration 11 Be prevalent 13 Annoyed 15 Exists 16 Dessert 18 Compass point 19 Teutonic deity 21 Leak through 22 Soft drink 24 Wife of Geraint 26 Knocks 28 Lair 29 Essence 31 Dregs 33 Rupees: abbr. 34 Verve 36 Temporary shelter 38 For instance 40 Roman road 42 Underground parts of plant 45 Secret agent 47 Go by water 49 Forehead 50 Cravats 52 Seized 54 Greek letter 55 Half an em 56 Sham 59 Symbol for chlorine 61 Medleys 63 Mitigate 65 Doctrine 66 Thoroughfare: abbr. 67 Organ of sight DOWN 1 Capuchin monkey 2 Not present 3 River in Italy 4 African antelopes 5 More unusual 6 Small piece 7 Pale 8 Urges on 9 Symbol for silver 10 Fragile 12 Above 14 College officials 17 Attend to 20 Ceremony 23 Hypothetical force 24 Babylonian deity 25 Spanish painter 27 Prophet 30 Rodents 32 Supercilious person 35 Tidiest 37 Ripped 38 Showy flower 39 Kind of piano 41 Disturbance 43 Irascible 44 Opp. of NE 46 Old pronoun 48 Clayey earth 51 Twirled 53 Difficulty 57 Female ruff 58 Execute 60 Confederate general 62 Brother of Odin 64 Symbol for tellurium 1 2 3 I 11 15 know what it's about, it helps. Then when you can sing about it, laugh about it, you'll solve it. There have been some of my roughest times — times I cried — and I sing and think about it, and I start to see a silver lining. You can work things out then." Blues has had some difficulty getting radio airplay in the past, but King sees some hope in changing that. "I think it's starting to open up now. My latest tune, 'Into the Night,' is being played. It's being played across the board. It's blues, but it's a different kind of blues. It's like 'The Thrill is Gone.' When that came out, it was blues, but it was a different kind of blues. "For some reason, certain artists, with certain types of blues, have a hard time getting airplay. But then, other artists, like Eric Clapton or Stevie Ray Vaughn, can play anything they want and radio stations will play it. They won't do that with me or Bobby 'Blue' Bland or Little Milton, but they will do it with Clapton. If he does it, they 11 do it. If Stevie Ray Vaughn does it, they'll do it. They're playing things we used to play. They'll play them on the air, but if we do it they won't." Not only is King's new single "Into the Night" getting radio airplay, the video for the song has been played on MTV. "So you know I'm in big cotton now. I never really expected them to play my things, but I did think that they should play people like James Brown or Rick James, which they didn't used to play. Now they've started to do it, and I'm grateful to them. Not only are they playing people like that, but they're playing yours truly. God Almighty, I never thought I'd live to see that." Recently, King did the soundtrack for the film "Into the Night." "John Landis, the film's director, said he's been a fan of mine since he was a teenager. He was checking MCA's list of artists to find someone to do the soundtrack, and happened to run across my name and A blues giant felt I could be the one to do what he was thinking of. He got Ira Newborn, and Ira worked with me." King said the soundtrack was done in a very different way. "What they did was, they rolled the scenes on the screen and let me sit by myself in a room and let me play what I felt behind the scenes. Then they took a 60-piece orchestra and incorporated what I played into it." When asked how he wants to be remembered, King said simply, "I just want to be thought of as the guy next door, a good neighbor who loved and wanted to be loved." 2001: A Jtoace Odvssev PAB presents sci-fi classic by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor This week's PAB film presentation will be "2001: A Space Odyssey," the 1968 science fiction film classic. "2001" was the first documentary/ narrative film to cross success-, fully into the mainstream of filmmaking, gaining both critical and public acceptance. "2001" transcends the normal bounds of science fiction films, presenting important ideas rather than just telling a futuristic story. The film is the story of man's odyssey through physical and mental evolution. It carries man from his ape-like ancestors to the creation of the "starchild," the next step in man's evolution. The film stars Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood, and is directed by Stanley Kubrick. "2001" features wonderful special effects by Douglass Trumbull. The soundtrack employs classical music by great composers including Richard Strauss. "2001: A Space Odyssey" is a true classic. It works not only as a great science fiction film, but also is a film of wonderful ideas and fabulous vision. "2001" is a film that should be seen on a big screen to be really appreciated. Don't pass up this rare chance to experience "2001" as it was intended to be seen. * * * * * *1 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pork/s Tavern & * 'Fast becoming the talk of the town' 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha Lounge • * * • EVERY WEEK * • • • '1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight * • • • EVERY WEEK **'*;* ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! 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Every song on the ten-cut LP bears such strong similarities to the others that it would take repeated listenings to be able to differentiate the tracks from one another. Virtually any group that puts out an album (especially for a major label) deserves some sort of respect for achieving this goal, assuming that they have clawed and bit their way through high school dances, bar and club appearances, bar mitzvahs, etc. VanZandt, however, are such unimpressive stylists that it's difficult to extend to them even the most fleeting acknowledgement. Unless they spice up their repertoire with a bit of variety, it looks as though VanZandt will slip right past the record-buying public very quietly without anyone noticing. This week in rock This week in rock and roll history... April 11, 1981-Eddie Van Halen marries Valerie Bertinelli in Los Angeles. April 12, 1966 -Jan Berry of Jan and Dean barely survives the crash of his white Corvette. He is paralyzed for more than a year and never fully regains his original mental state. April 13,1979 -David Leo Roth collapses on stage due to exhaustion and is told by doctors to slow down. April 15, 1976 -Guitarist Ron Wood, formerly of Faces, makes his first appearance with the Rolling Stones on the LP "Black and Blue," a record that causes controversy because of its sexist overtones and a billboard depicting violence against women. April 17, 1960 -Eddie Cochran is killed and Gene Vincent seriously injured when Cochran's car blows a tire and crashes at Chippenham, England. The two fifties rock rebels were in the midst of a major British tour. April 17, 1970-Paul McCartney's first solo LP, "McCartney," is released. He plays all the instruments on the record himself and no one should doubt it. April 17, 1974 -Sha Na Na's Vinne Taylor is found dead of a drug overdose. Cancer prevention Cancer patients have questions about how the disease will affect their bodies, their lives and their families. Their families share the same concerns. St. Luke's Hospital, in cooperation with the American Cancer Society, is again offering a new series of "I Can Cope" classes. These six free classes help cancer patients and their families find answers to their questions and concerns. Classes meet on Wednesdays, April 10, 17, 24, May 1, 8 and 15 from 6 to 8 p.m. The course is conducted by R.N. Luan Wells, St. Luke's community services coordinator, and R.N. Pat Holly, St. Luke's patient education coordinator. To register, call 636-2811 weekdays from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Life be neath the sea "Life Beneath the Sea" is the name of a two-session seminar to be offered by Parkside's Continuing Education Office from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Saturdays April 13 and 20. Cost of the seminar is $10. To register, call 553-2312. Covered will be exotic fish, invertebrates, colorful corals and sponges. Underwater photographs show how these creatures survive through unusual eating habits, adaptation techniques and relationships between species. The seminar will include slides taken in the waters surrounding Jamaica, Hawaii, the Florida Keys, West Palm Beach and the Florida Springs, among other places. Instructor will be Nancy Boucha of Chicago, a member of the Professional Association of Diving Instructors and an underwater photography instructor. Hello Baby class set Three-to 12-year-old children whose mothers are expecting a baby may now be enrolled in St. Luke's Hello Baby class. Held each month on the second Saturday, classes prepare siblings for the expected newborn. The classes are sponsored by St. Luke's Birth Center and Childbirth and Parent Education Services (CAPES). Classes are limited to 15, and a parent is required to accompany children in the three-to fiveyear- old group. The next class is Saturday, April 13 from 10 to 11:30 a.m. in the Hospital Cafeteria annex. Call 636-2748 weekdays from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. to register. Parking is available across the street from the main hospital entrance. Kim* David * • Pretentious Bible epic by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor For every great Biblical epic ("Ben Hur," "The Robe," "The Ten Commandments," et al) there's at least one turkey ("King of Kings," "The Greatest Story Ever Told," "The Bible" and so on). "King David," unfortunately, falls into the latter category. The film's good points are standard ones: the sets are nice, the costumes and hairstyles are appropriate for how modern day folks conceive this era, there are a few exciting battle scenes and the film remains faithful to its original source. The problems include dialogue: every line sounds as though it is a major historical statement, calling attention to even the most marginal statements. Another problem is the film's erratic pacing, as the story of David is told from beginning to end, snipping out ten or twenty year sections, thus hampering continuity. Richard Gere looks great in long hair, but just isn't that great an actor. While his portrayal of the title character may so far be his best performance, he still doesn't merit any better adjective than mediocre when referring to his acting abilities. At times he is quite believable, while at other times he's about as convincing as Diana Ross was in the "The Wiz." "King David" is as pretentious a Bible picture as one can fear. God isn't dead, but Cecil B. DeMille certainly is. Starts Friday, April 12 at Selected Theatres. A JAMES FR/WLEY FILM "FRATERNITY VACAT ION" stam^ STEPHEN GEOFFREYS SHEREE J. WILSON CAMERON DYE TIM ROBB1NS LEIGH McCLOSKEY MATT McCOY JOHN VERNON Mu»c by BRAD F1EDEL by LINDSAY HARRISON j WHTwrctrp •3>> Produced by ROBERT C. PETERS {\|£W WORLD PICTURES I "^® Directed by JAMES FRAWLEY Meet Wendell Tvedt. Would you believe he's about to become America's #1 hunk? What happens to him, could happen to you! fi - Thnrcifeiv. -Al»ra 11. 1985 ' 10 Thursday, April 11, 1985 mm Extension courses reaching out to offer more CPA The University of Wisconsin-Extension has announced a local workshop series of interest to attorneys and CPAs who work with Racine/ Kenosha area business co ncerns. How to sell a business avoiding sales tax, how to contest a sales and use audit tax, taxable sales and uses including the rental of property, and exemptions (especially for the manufacturer and contractor) are among topics to be covered. Originating from sites in Milwaukee and Madison, the sessions will be carried throughout the state over the Educational Teleconference Network (ETN), and attorneys will serve as i nstructors. Kenosha County Agent Kim Baugrud said the local sessions will be in Tallent Hall, room 289, from 12-1:20 p .m. on May 14, 16, 21 and 23. The program carries four continuing legal education credits. A $50 fee covers all four sessions. Registration materials are available at the Kenosha County Extension Office or by phoning (608) 2 62-3833. TV classes In May, Racine and Kenosha County residents can choose from a variety of University of Wisconsin- Extension courses to £e offered over the Educational Teleconference Network (ETN) and the Statewide Extension Education Network (SEEN). The two networks link the entire state, with over 200 site s providing all residents quality educational programs and courses without having to travel great distances, said coordinator Kim Baugrud. ETN classes in Kenosha County are he ld at Parkside in Tallent Hall, room 289. The May ETN classes and s tarting dates are: • Ag/Agribusiness: Dairy Goat Seminar, May 9. • Communication Skills: Managing Conflicts Effectively, May 7. • Local Governmental Affairs: Role of the Police and Fire Commission, May 6. • Real Estate: Questions to Ask When Purchasing Raw Land or Rural Property, May 6. In the Kenosha area. SEEN classes are held Tallent Hall, room 281. IVCF Club Events Inter -Varsity Christian Fellowship presents "Ch anged because of Christ." Join in on Wednesday, April 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107 to hear about the "Incomparable Christ." All students and faculty are encouraged to come. Pi Sigma Epsilon There will be a meeting Monday, April 15 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 109. Topics to be discussed include initiation and the Loop 500. New members welcome. Bullpen State Line & Sheridan Rd. Southeastern Wisconsin's Hottest New Night Club • Totally Remodeled TWO FULL FLOORS OF ENTERTAINMENT DOWNSTAIRS A Milwaukee Transit Bus for a D.J. Booth! with David P. McGrath as D.J. UPSTAIRS • This Weekend: "Dance Fever" audition win a trip to the Papagaio by Limo to audition in front of the Hollywood producer. For more information, call 694-0555. A-WAM-BAM Singing Telegram Ladies' Night: FREE DRINKS 7-10 Win $50.00 in our "Throwback'' Dance Contest. Lady with the most dance ticket at midnight wins. Homemade Food • Open Every Day at 11:00 The May SEEN classes and starting dates are : • Environmental Resources: Ultra Light Aircraft-Weather Application, May 14. • Wisconsin Water Works Operators, May 22. For more information, contact Kim Baugrud at the Kenosha County Extension Office at Parkside, or call 553-2312. NCARB refresher course Architects can prepare for the National Council of Architectural Registration Board (NCARB) licensing examination through a refresher course offered by the University of Wisconsin-Extension beginning this month. The NCARB refresher course will be offered in the Racine/Kenosha area over the Statewide Extension Education Network (SEEN) at Parkside's Tallent Hall, said coordinator Kim Baugrud. The course will cover history, theory, architectural programming, project design to construction and structural systems, environmental control systems and professional administration, said Donald Schramm, UW-Extension Engineering and Applied Science. Schramm, who teaches the c ourse, said this will be helpful for anyone taking the three-day exam in Wisconsin scheduled for June 17-20. The course will be offered from 5-7 p .m. for six Thursdays beginning April 18. The fee is $85. an d participants will earn 2.4 Contin uing Education Credits (CEU). For more information, call Kim Baugrud at the Kenosha County Extension Office, phone 553-2312, or Schramm or Janice Friis in Madison at (608) 26 2-2026. Buying land The process of buying land or rural property is the topic of a University of Wisconsin-Extension class fo r Racine/Kenosha area residents on Mondays, May 6,13 and 20 from 6-9:20 p.m. in the Continuing Education Office in Tallent Hall on the Parkside Campus. Parkside's Kim Baugrud said the class is designed fo r consumers or real estate professionals who may want to buy and sell land for home building, recreation or resale investment. The program will be held in meeting rooms in every county connected by the Extension's Educational Teleconference Network (ETN). The class w ill present several checklists for consumers and real estate people to help them understand the land buying process and avoid problems. It will cover the legal and professional responsibilities of buyers, sellers and brokers. New regulations affecting land purchases and an update on financing techniques will be presented. Brokers can earn 10 hours of required relieensing credit. The course fee is $65. The course's title is "Questions to Ask When Purchasing Raw Land or Rural Property." For details, or to enroll, contact Kim Baugrud at Parkside, 553-2312. A week at the Park Writing a history of poetry EVENTS Thursday, April 11 LECTURE: "Dreams and Interpretations," by Dr. Daniel Condron at 12 noon in Union 104-106. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by P AB. WORKSHOP: "Stress Management" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 207 and at 5 p.m. in Moln D128. The workshop is open to the public at no charge. Sponsored by Parkside Health Office. LECTURE: "Giving Each His Due: Justice and Punishment," by Visiting Professor Aaron Snyder o f Puzzler Answers ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin Northwestern University, at 3:30 p.m. in CA 233. The event is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "2001: A Space Odyssey" will be shown at 3:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs 143 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE: "The Magic Flute" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. Friday, April 12 COLLOQUIUM: On Writing a History of American Poetry" by Prof. Alan Shucard at 1 p.m. in CA 233. The talk is open to the public at no charge. MOVIE: "2001: A Space Odyssey" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Saturday, April 13 SYMPOSIUM: "Singles" starts at 8:30 a.m. with breakfast in the Union Dining Room. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. COURSE: "Life Beneath the Sea" starts at 9:30 a.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WINE TASTING: starts at 7:30 p.m. in Main Place. Call ext. 2414 for information. Sponsored b y the Alumni Office. MOVIE: "The Magic Flute" will be repeated at 8 p .m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, April 14 MOVIE: "The Magic Flute" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. RECITAL: by LoRee Rattle starts at 3 p.m. in Greenquist 103. The event is free and open to the public. MOVIE: "2001: A Space Odyssey" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m . in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 15 ROUND TABLE: "Ethics in International Politics" by Daniel Keck. Dean of Carthage College, at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event i s free and open t o the public. FILM: "Holocaust" with comments by Rabbi Marc Gruber, at 1 p.m.. in Union 104. The event is fre e and open to the public. COURSE: :"Avoiding Problems in Communications" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 fo r more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WORKSHOP: "Dreams" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Tuesday, April 16 WORKSHOP: "Sexual Assault" at 12 noon in Union 104-106, with comments by Marlene Johnson. The workshop is free, and open to the public. Sponsored by the Parkside Security Department. WORKSHOP: "Prepare for Your Interview" at 2 p.m. in Moln. 112. Wednesday, April 17 WORKSHOP:: "Discipline and Working with Marginally Effective Employees" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for details. SEMINAR: "Non-traditional Sources of Health Care" by John Burkhardt at 11:50 a. m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for de tails. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WORKSHOP: "Management of Personal Selling Effort" by William Jankovich at 7 p.m. in Moln. 107. Call ext. 2047 for more information. WORKSHOP: "Cash Flow, Structure and Financing in Small Business" by Scott Scampini, CPA, at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. COURSE: "Investments: The Basics" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. HANGER 11 Thursday, April 11, 1985 Johnson has eggs in the basket by Robb Luehr Two weeks ago the Racine Journal Times reported that Parkside's head basketball coach Rees Johnson was a candidate for the head coaching job at Green Bay, which was left vacant when Dick Lein resigned. The job, however, went to Stevens Point head coach Dick Bennett. "The people in Green Bay called to find out if I was interested in the job, and they wondered if I was going to apply. I wasn't thinking • about it, but they got me interested," said Johnson. However, he pulled out of the running on March 25, before the Journal Times ran the story. Green Bay's athletic department or administration did not approach Johnson, but Green Bay's daily newspaper did. "The Press-Gazette called me at least seven or eight times within a month." Johnson decided not to run because he knew Dick Bennett was the main candidate. "I talked to some people. They said Bennett wanted the job, it was his. I also talked to Dick's best friend, and he said Dick was going to take the job, so I decided to get out of it." Johnson also felt he still had work to do here. "The program here is close. We still want to improve on it. We'd like all our players to be 'A' students, if possible, but that's not realistic. Even if you take the average student in college, that's not the way it is. "We put a pretty good load on our athletes, especially our basketball players. We realize they're not all going to be 'A' students, but we shoot for a high academic level. "The team's grade point average was 2.4 two semesters ago and 2.3 last semester. The GPA is improved from when I got here, and the GPA requirements for athletes have become more strict." Johnson was hired here to change the direction of the program. Before that, he spent four years at Augsburg College in Minnesota. Though Parkside's program is going well, it's not perfect for Johnson. "There are some things that make me wonder about looking sometimes. We don't have paid assistant coaches. They don't get a penny for it. They're not on campus, so I'm really here alone." According to Johnson, it takes a minimum of three years to build a program, but agrees it takes luck to do it in three years. "Even if you win right away, it doesn't necessarily mean the program is going in the direction you want. It takes time to initiate your philosophies, ideas and ideals to the players and the campus. A lot of instructors, administrators and students still feel it's the same program as before." Johnson added, "It usually takes five years before a program is established." How did the players react to the news of Johnson's application? "I don't think most of them knew." Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl "The people in Green Bay called to find out if I was interested in the job, and they wanted to know if I was going to apply. I wasn't thinking about it, but they got me interested. " —Rees Johnson knew, however, and asked Johnson if he had applied. "I don't think he was real pleased. I think he was concerned that I might be involved enough to leave. He knows we've made a lot of progress. "Now that the Stevens Point job is open, a lot of rumors have it that I should be interested in that job, but I'm not." If an opportunity should arise, Johnson said he'd be "foolish not to consider it," but would be careful in his choice. "It's not like when I was 28. Then, I would have gone to Alaska to coach. Now, the opportunity has to be good not only as far as money, but as far as the program and where I want to live. "Right now, I'm just not going to move. I've established myself here. I'm not going to jump at any opportunity. It has to be the right one. I'm much more selective." 30% OFF Blanched n Oil. B.K.-F.A. and R.M. say society isn't ready. B P. B.K.-MUFFY says no Dubbage when the Queen's ILR- Thank you. TART: WOULD you at your convenience? HAS THE Black Room finally been found??!! TO T.T.- Many tanks. JY THE bag of d oor knobs is just a brown puckered anus!!! Tis true and we hate it!!!-Dave. NASSER-YOU'RE the best looking guy in school. Love you. MISSY GOT a Nerf. NASSER-I would like to go out with you in a date NASSER:-HAVEN'T seen you lately. I've missed you. Reg. s5.00 per session 8 sessions for 5oo.uu 15 sessions for $60.0u 20 sessions for $75.00 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Rocine wBmtmm 633-3022 TRY US FREE FOR 15 MINUTES Peanuts Week of April 15 Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Services Offered TYPING: FAST and professional service. Student rates. Call Debbie at 681-3522. EDITING: ANY course paper. Help yourself to better grades. Recent English major and experienced writer will edit your papers for grammar, punctuation, structure, coherence and style. Will correspond through mail or pick up and deliver. Call Margaret at 639-2047. Help Wanted NOW HIRING summer help — bartenders, bar cart operators, banquet waitresses. Females preferred. Apply at Maple Crest Country Club, 859- 2887. Ask tor Mickey. WANTED: AMBITIOUS person, full-or parttime to represent our health product line in the Kenosha area. Free training, excellent earnings. Write K.C. Associates, PO Box 100, LeCenter, MN 56057. For Sale 1983 FORD Escort. Power brakes and steering, A/C. $4500. 681-3131. Personals „ "ORG-COMM GR#4" presents a Quality Circle Workshop, Gmqst 103, 4/17/85. 1 p.m. —Classified— THE CHURCH of Fun isn't dead, just in financial remission. CLOSING THE Union on Good Friday was negative fun and interfered with my beliefs. Son Fun. CLOSING THE Union Grill in the afternoon is negative fun. EATING COFFEE Shoppe "food" is also negative fun. WRITING CLASSIFIEDS on Monday morning is positive fun. TYPING CLASSIFIEDS on Tuesday morning is not. GEOLOGY CLUB will be there (in high spirits) for Vollyoop. THE END will be extremely high levels of positive fun. SEAN CRANLEY has a new name-Gilligan. Pass Get Your Tan before Summer Starts College Student Special 10 sessions for $40.00 (Bring your I.D.) We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Above is the women's track team: first row, left to right, Julie Wunrow, Colleen Wismer, Karen Savage, Jill Fobair, Michelle Marter. Second row: Jacqueline Cotton, Merri Valukas, Laurie Jacusz, Karen Jacobsen, Carol Romano, Sarah Hiett and Coach Mike DeWitt. At right, Laurie Jacusz in the midst of a high jump in Saturday's home meet. Jacusz took first in this event. Story on page 12. 12 Thursday, April 11, 1985 RANGER Sports Women's track by Robb Luehr Parkside held its first home women's track meet in three years last Saturday, competing in a dual meet against Augustana. The Rangers ran well, but lack of entries in the hurdle events and a few field events allowed Augustana to win the meet 78-57. "We beat them on the track and stayed even in the field events, but the hurdles were our downfall," said coach Mike DeWitt. "We did a respectable job, though." With the exception of the hurdles, the Parkside women took first places in all the running events. Jacqueline Cotton set a new school record winning the 100- meter dash with a time of 12.2 seconds, breaking the old record by one-tenth of a second. Cotton also won the 200 in 26.6, teamed up with Karen Savage, Jill Fobair and Merri Valukas to win the 400 meter relay and was third in the shot-put with a distance of 28-11. Valukas was second in the 400- meter dash with a time of 1:3.5 and took second in the shot with a distance of 29-7. Savage was fourth in the 400 i n 1:04.5. In the 800 meters, Karen Jacobsen finished first in 2:29.3, and Fobair was second in 2:30.7. Colleen Wismer won the 1500 meters with a time of 5:10.8, and Sarah Hiett won the 3000 meters in 10:53. Laurie Jacusz was the busiest Ranger at the meet, competing in six events. She won the high jump with a height of 4-10, was second in the discus with 82-9, third in the long jump with 12-10, fourth in the shot with 26-2, f ourth in the javelin with 75-5 and sixth in the 100-meter hurdles with a time of :21.1. Julie Ann McReynolds took first in the 5000 meters with a time of 19:06.3, while Wismer was third with 19:43. McReynolds was also third in the javelin with 76-8, and Wismer was third in the discus with 64-6. The 1600-meter relay team (Hiett, Jacobsen, Savage and Valukas) was second with a time of 4: 18.1. In the 10,000-meter walk (which was not an official part of the meet), Carol Romano walked the distance in 56:17, which may have qualified her for the TAC outdoor national meet. The women's team will compete this Friday at Northwestern University. Twenty teams are expected to participate. This Saturday, the team goes to Hillsdale, Michigan for a meet against mainly NCAA Division II and NAIA teams. Women's softball Parkside's softball team had its share of April Fools April 1 as it split a doubleheader with DePaul University. Parkside lost the first game 3-0, and won the second 3-2. Michele Martino pitched the first game for Parkside and gave up ten hits, two of them doubles. The Rangers, however, had only two hits, one of which was a triple by Judy McKinney, a junior college transfer. DePaul earned its three runs in the first inning. Parkside regained its composure to keep the score 3- 0, but not enough to win. The next game proved more rewarding for the Rangers. Janet Koenig pitched the second game and gave up only six hits, one of them a double. DePaul gave up five hits, two of them doubles by Parkside's Janet Broeren and Koenig. The game saver for the Rangers was junior outfielder Jackie Rittmer. The game was in the seventh inning, two outs, and the score 3-2. Runners were on second and third base. The batter hit to Rittmer in centerfield. She fielded the ball on one hop and threw to the plate. Catcher Pam Young tagged the runner coming from third to end the game. Next home games for the Rangers will be Monday and Tuesday, April 22 and 23. The Rangers are currently ranked fifth in the nation, which is a first. Coach Linda Draft feels her team is not playing up to this high rank. "I wouldn't be surprised if we slipped down from this rank," said Draft. "We're waiting for the snow to melt, while other teams are playing." The number one-ranked team's record is 24-3, while Parkside's is 7-3. •Men's tennis The men's tennis team won three out of four matches this past week with victories over Carroll College 9-0, College of Lake County 7-2 and Green Bay 8-1. The Rangers lost to Beloit College 7-2. Statistics for the individual matches are: Parkside (P) vs. Carroll College (C) April 2: Dan Hyatt-P d. John Zellner-C 2-6, 7-6. 7-6. Frank Mejia-P d. John Butler- C 6-0, 6-2. Chris Schuleit-P d. Rich Ross-C 6-2, 6-0. Art Shannon-P d. Greg Forston-C 6-3, 6-3. Tom Pacetti-P d. Gary Middleton-C 7-6, 6-3. Dave Hyatt-P d. Scott Schultz-C 5-7, 6-3. 6-2. Doubles: Dan Hyatt-Dave Hyatt d. Zellner-Butler 6-1, 6-4. Mejia-Shannon d. Ross-Schultz 6-2. 6-2 Pacetti-Alan Elsmo d. Bob Fine-Greg Sevmour 7-5, 6-1. " Parkside vs. Lake County (LC) April 3: Dan Hyatt-P d. Dave Klien-LC 7-5, 4-6. 64. Fred Acosta-LC d. Mejia-P 6-3. 3-6, 6-2. Schuleit-P d. Bill Krueger-LC 6-1, 6-1. Lande Laverty-LC'd. Shannon-P 7-5, 3-6. 64. Pacetti-P d. Scott Doweil-LC 6-0, 6-1. Dave Hyatt- P d. Rich Kuehn-LC 6-0, 6-0. Doubles: Hyatt-Hyatt d. Klien-Krueger 6-1. 6-3. Mejia-Shannon d. Aeosta-Lavert, 6-2, 4-6, 64. Pacetti-Elsmo d. Dowell-Kuehn 6-0. 6-0. Parkside vs. Beloit College (B) April 5: Carter Veach-B d. Dan Hyatt-P 6-3, 6-2. Peter Gullstram-B d. Schuleit- P 6-0, 6-1. Shannon-P d. Ward Krull-B 6-3, 2-6, 6-2. Rob Dassow-B d. Pacetti- P 7-5. 6-2. Chris Bonner-B d. Dave Hyatt-P 2-6, 6-1, 6-3. Elsmo-P d. Craig Wogelmuth-B 2-6, 64, 6-3. Doubles: Veach-Dassow d. Hyatt-Hyatt 6-3, 6-3, Krull-Gullstram d. Schuleit-Shannon. 6-3. 6-0. Wogelmuth-Shaw Rezal d. Pacetti-Elsmo .6-2,6- Parkside vs. Green Bay (GB) April 6: , Novaic-GBdDanHyatt-P, 64. 6-7, 6-2. Mejia-P. d. Rick Vanderleest- GB 64 6-4. Schuleit-P d. Dale Hyska-GB 7-6, 3-6, 6-1. Shannon-P d. Tom Hyska-GB 6-1, 6-0. Pacetti-P d. Hiro Notaney-GB 6-3 6-2 Doubles: Hyatt-Hyatt d. N'ovak-Vanderleest 7-5, 6-2. Shannon-Mejia d Hyska-Hyska 6-0, 7-5. Pacetti-Elsmo d. Gayle-.N'otaney 6-4, 6-2. Students can work overseas The Council on International Educational Exchange (CIEE), the largest student travel organization in the U.S., is offering young adults the opportunity to work overseas this summer as volunteers on service projects aimed at helping local communities. Free room and board help to keep participation costs minimal. "It met and surpassed all my expectations," was the reaction of one participant in last year's program. Although work camps have been operating in many parts of the world for more than 30 years, they still are a relatively new concept in the United States. "We had no plumbing or electricity and slept in a barn, but I think that made us better as a group because we really had to work together and help each other," reported a volunteer who helped convert an old barn into a community room in Denmark. Other projects included garden work and restoration at a castle in Veltrusy, Czechoslovakia; housecleaning at the Technical Institute at Gdansk, Poland and rebuilding seawalls on an island in Germany. Except for a modest program fee of $100, there is no cost other than the airfare — a nd even that expense may be reduced by special student and youth fares available through any Council Travel office. Work camps, usually two, three or four weeks in duration, are available in Czechoslovakia, Denmark, France, Germany, Poland, Spain and Canada. A working knowledge of German is recommended for placements in Germany; language requirements apply in France and Spain. Volunteers need not be students but must be at least 18 years old (except in Germany, which accepts 16-year-olds). Application deadline is May 1, 1985. For more information about the program, write or phone: CIEE, PR-IWC, 205 East 42nd Street, New York NY 10017, (212) 661-1414; or 312 Sutter Street, San Francisco CA 94108, (415) 421-3473. Julie Ann McReynolds running in the women's home track meet. This was Parkside's first home meet in three years. More photos inside. Jill I:, ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Art Shannon Tennis Art i s a junior a nd competed l a s t week with a record of 3 wins-1 lo s s in singles and 3 wins-1 loss in d oubles with p a r tner Frank Mejia. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Tubes interview Page 8 » Baseball Page 12 Woodstock remembered Page 7 Space Shuttle "Discovery9 has a Parkside connection The space shuttle Discovery, which went into orbit last Friday, has a strong Parkside connection. The shuttle is carrying an experiment designed by Keith Ward, a former Parkside chemistry professor and Mary Ann Perozzo, a 1983 chemistry graduate. Perozzo, 23, is a research assistant at the U.S Naval Laboratory in Washington, D.C. and Ward is a research biophysicist in that lab. Their experiment involves the growth of protein crystals in a weightless environment. The crystals were isolated by the researchers in the bioluminescent marine jellyfish, a species common to the world's oceans. Keith Ward It is hoped that the weightless environment will facilitate the growth of the crystals and make them easier to study. Perozzo said the two researchers are hoping to get the experiment back within a week. Since the crystals will grow more perfectly in a low gravity environment, she said, they will not only be able to study the structure of protein, which requires the proteiq to be in a crystal form, but they will also be able to study crystal development and growth. Ward, who taught chemistry at Parkside from 1976 to 1984, has been working on the experiment in Washington since October. Perozzo, who taught chemistry lab last semster, has been with the lab as Ward's assistant for several months. David Beach named Director of new advising center Thursday, April 18, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 27 by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor David Beach, associate professor of Psychology, has been named Interim Director of Advising an d Orientation for the newly developed Advising Center located in WLLC D-174 in th e former Career Resource Center. The Advising Center, which was established by the Faculty Senate last fall, will serve students who are admitted to Parkside under "conditional" status, which requires prescriptive advising. Beach said the Center will probably be operational to a limited extent in the fall semester. "I would like to contribute to student success at Parkside. Success, I feel, includes grades, but it goes f ar beyond. I hope to provide encouragement to students, prod them to think further and to explore and experience the full range of undergraduate education. I feel that if in a student's mind the classroom experience is more than 50 percent of their education, then that student is not getting an education. It's too seductive for students, faculty and staff to put on such a > conceptual blinder that they lose sight of the more general purpose and direction, to the detriment of all involved," said Beach. Beach is currently working on developing a steering committee for the Advising Center, as well as putting together a budget. "I am also developing some ways to invol- David Beach ve counselor, students, and various other groups, such as financial aids, in the Advising Center," said Beach. ' The Career Resource Center materials are now located in the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-173. Info counter opened on Concourse An academic information counter has been opened on the WLLC concourse across from the Library/Learning Center. The counter is staffed by Student Services personnel who will answer questions about enrollment and will refer students to staff, faculty or other campus or community resources. "The idea is to put ourselves and some of the services we provide more directly in front of the students. Staff felt that being in a highly visible and accessible location would make it easier for students to approach us and get information they need. A lot of s tudents may have questions or want more information about such things as general degree requirements, adding and dropping classes, registration, placement tests and many other things," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. Rubner said that after staffing the counter for only a few days this week, it is obvious, by t he number of students who have sought infor- Two phones have been installed at the counter — o ne is available for students to make quick on-campus calls or in the community, and another for staff to use to gather requested information or make referrals. „ The counter will be staffed in the morning and early afternoons and then again in late afternoon and. evening. A counselor is also on duty in WLLC D-175 Student Services office from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily andi to 4:30 p.m. on Friday. , J Up on a roof - The leaky roof of the Concourse walkway, which overlooks Inner Loop Road, is getting a needed repair job. Guskin discusses issues by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Chancellor Alan E. Guskin discussed the housing proposal, engineering accreditation and the catchup pay plan at the Open Forum on Monday. An aud ience member asked Guskin to explain the rationale for senior citizen housing which was part of the on-campus housing development proposal. "The marketing survey has shown that the current demand for senior housing is such that we're going to put the plan on the back burner for now. I do feel, though, that this project could benefit the university. Universities are prime places for the elderly. Elder Hostel programs have been very successful at other campuses. It would be exciting to serve that type of population at Parkside. We have also recently found that the market is not right yet for the married student housing. The price estimates for apartments are not consistent with what students indicated they would pay for rent when asked in a survey. Our present plan is to develop traditional student apartments for 300 to 350 students with six people per suite, two double and two singles. This plan is consistent to the original layout plan for Parkside. What makes this housing proposal unique is that it will be funded by private money and not funded by the state," said Guskin. When asked when the housing is projected to be completed, Guskin said, "If the Board of Regents approves the proposal in June, and I Continued on page 2 . . - t /DO YOU DIFFER WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON <RY . ANYTHING V WELL ^ ' I THINK T HAT MAROON TIE OF HIS WITH THE BLUE STRIPES IS L TOO WIDE... /"T WELL ^ DQ YOU DIFFER ' WITH PRESIDENT REAGAN ON ANYTHING «P THERE IS THAT T IE. 2 Thursday, April 18,1985 Editorial Remember the Holocaust by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor In the period between 1933 and 1945, more than 29 million people were killed. Six million of them were killed because they were Jewish. On Monday, the film "To Bear Witness" was shown on campus. The film was developed by the United States Holocaust Memorial Council. Chancellor Alan Guskin commented before the film began, "We must never forget — not only Jews but every person — we must remember that this holocaust happened in one of the 'civilized' countries of the world. It is the best indication that intelligence and rational learning is not enough in educating people — we must also deal with our values of social justice, of commitment to a humane and just society. "Will a holocaust be repeated? Maybe not in the same grotesque manner as in Nazi Germany. But there are the 'killing fields' of Cambodia, the massacres in Africa, the wanton killing in almost every part of the globe. "People massacre others when they believe that the other is nonhuman or sub-human. What we must never forget is that all human beings of whatever beliefs, of whatever background, of whatever ethnicity, of whatever conditions, remain human beings and must be given the humane treatment, the same potential for hope, and to have the same ability to achieve a sense of integrity." "To Bear Witness" focused in on events throughout the holocaust period, the applicaton of anti-Semitic laws, Kristallnacht (the Night of the Broken Glass when anti-Semitic attacks took place in Germany and Austria), the deportation of 300,000 Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto to •Treblinka, the liquidation of the Warsaw Ghetto, the constant extermination of the Jewish population. The film brings out the concept that it was no longer a question of how one hopes to survive in the Nazi world, but for a Jew it became a question of how one chose to die. You could go down easy, just take it and die, or you could go down . more honorably, fightinbg, even though the chance for survival seemed unreachable. At one point in the film, the speaker comments that it was not a matter of "Hitler being so evil, but that millions had not the courage to be good." When liberation finally came, after the invasion by the Allied Forces, there may have been some cheering at the camps, but by then, for a lot of prisoners of the camps, it was too late. They had gone past the point of malnutrition and hunger, abuse and suffering to merely hanging on to be able to die in freedom. For some that was all the hope there was... Letter to the Editor Faith healing a reality To the Editor: This letter is addressed to all people who have always wanted to see God move in a mighty way. If you are a Christian and are a fan of the Christian talk show PTL •Club, then you know what I'm talking about. So many people have ridiculed the teachings of the Bible without really knowing what those teachings are. In most cases their understanding is limited only to what they have learned in their denominational Sunday School: man-made doctrine presented as Bible teaching. The Bible says in Heb. 11:6 that without faith it is impossible to please God. Without faith does not mean being a certain denominational member. Many churches teach Biblical salvation, but don't know a thing about Biblical healings or the devil or speaking with npw tongues. There is a church in Dallas started eight years ago by a man and his wife who hungered to know God. They had a successful ministry of preaching and teaching God's word. The man's name is Bob Tilton. Two years ago Bob Tilton had a vision where he saw the word of God being beamed up to a satellite, and the satellite literally rained it back down on the North American continent and around the world. If y ou did see PTL Club this past Sunday, April 14 marked the 45th night of God's miracle healing revival. Miracles by the thousands have taken place all around the world. Many, many healings of cancer and back problems — even short legs grow to full length at the command of Jesus' name. You say, "Yea, that's all set up. They have a few people shout 'Hal- , **t Continued on Page 8 RANGER by Kari Dixon Nobody asked me, but I am sick of Cyndi Lauper and Madonna being billed as the epitome of the "new woman" in popular music. While Lauper has more artistic depth than the sex kitten Madonna, both come up short when compared to the singers of the 70's like Patti Smith, Janice Ian and Joni Mitchell. But the new woman of the 80's dies completely in comparison to the female singers of the 60's, including Grace Slick, Tina Turner, and especially Janis Joplin. Joplin, quite simply, brought misery into popular music. She incorporated her love of the blues style of Bessie Smith into a type of popular music that no one has yet to recreate. In between little phrases of wisdom like "If you've got it today, you don't wear it tomorrow because tomorrow never happens," and "If you got a cat for one day, man, you got to call that love." She sang (and I mean sang) songs that dripped with emotion, depression, booze and cigarette smoke. Today's new woman sings about nice things and worries about her clothes. Madonna sings about feeling "like a virgin," and Cyndi Lauper says profoundly that "Money changes everything." The albums are produced for mass commercial success, with the eye on the everpopular video that further pushes the artist to a visual rather than musical emphasis. And the contents of the songs themselves are totally different. The songs sung by Joplin had an Continued on Page 3 Guskin discusses issues at Open Forum Continued from page 1 think it will, then September 1987 is reasonable time for completion." A student asked Guskin why Parkside's Engineering Technology program has not yet been accredited. "I've been told since 1978 that the engineering program would receive accreditation and it still has not," said the student. The student also felt that non-accreditation was hurting students' chances to get jobs after graduation. Guskin said, "I am not in favor of specialized accreditation. This is a big debate at many campuses. In order to get accreditation, one group of faculty comes in and tries to determine if your program is desirable in relationship to some national criteria. What is important is, do the faculty and students in the institution think the program is desirable? It would be better if these groups would determine what the goals of the program in an institution are and see if those goals are being met. I'm not willing to let other campuses dictate what they think is desirable. It's too prescriptive. "I don't believe there is any evidence that states Parkside graduates are not getting jobs because the program is not accredited. If that is the case though, then our job is to convince businesses that we offer quality. Accreditation only whipsaws the campus. If there is a case to be made in favor of accreditation, then I would consider it, but I am wary about it. Accreditation also affects the balance of resources on a campus and those kinds of decisions should be made within the university," said Guskin. An audience member asked Guskin to elaborate on the status of the catch-up pay plan for faculty and academic staff. "Everyone has agreed to a plan which will give Madison 15 percent, Milwaukee 12 percent, cluster campuses, such as Parkside, 10 percent and academic staff 6 percent. There seems to be an indication that this plan will go. through," said Guskin. The Open Forum was sposored by the Ranger. Nobody asked me, but... U 9 •oO & Jennie Tunkieicz Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Jim Neibaur Rick Luehr Carol Kortendick Dave McEvoy Jill Whitney Nielsen. Andy Buchanan Wendy Westphal Pat Zirkelbach Brenda Buchanan. Editor Campus News Editor Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst. Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager .... Advertising Manager ... Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Tim Brass, Kari Dixon, Steve OalMon. Kimberbe Krankfa, Steve Kratochvil, RobbLuehr, Joan Mattox, JnUe Pendleton, Bill Serpe PHOTOGRAPHERS Sue Baumann, Jay Crapser, Darryl Hahn, Kristine Odegard. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification p urposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publi cation Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content Quality quartet set for fall modules A one-credit course, Modules with Professional Associates (41- 391), will be offered either for credit or audit during the fall semester. Orientation will be held on Sept. 17. Following are descriptions of the modules: • Sept. 24 and Oct. 1: "A Small Business Experience: Creative Education Associates," presented by Carol Piggins, director of Creative Education Associates, and Kay Crimnungs Nordeen, its associate director. • Oct. 8 and 15: "Political Communication: Problems and Opportunities," presented by Peter Jansson, a lawyer in private practice. • Oct. 22 and 29: "Best Foot Forward," presented by Serge Logan, director of Corporate Social Responsibility for S.C. Johnson & Sons, Inc. (manufacturers of Johnson's Wax and other products) and James May, Corporate Public Relations Manager for the company. • Nov. 5 and 12: "A Day at an Ad Agency," by Richard Palmquist, president of Palmquist Creative Services, Inc. In addition to the modules, a project meeting and project presentation will be held on Nov. 29 and Dec. 10. These final sessions are mandatory for gaining credit. Students may choose three of the - four modules. Upon completion of the modules, a presentation, either written or oral, is due in order to receive credit for the class. "It's not a research paper," said Judy Logsdon Pugh, Coordinator of the Professional Associates Program. "Rather, it's a free-thinking paper that allows students to explore new ideas. "The point of the Professional Associates Program is to bring the academic and business world together," concluded Pugh. Nobody asked Continued from Page 2 assertiveness and independence about them. In "Bye, Bye Baby" she sings "I ain't got to wait on you/I've got lots of things I gotta do." In "Move Over" she says, "You say that it's over baby/You say that it's over now/But still you hang around/C'mon, why don't you move over?" Contrast the tone and meaning of those lyrics to Lauper's "Girls just want to have fun," and especially Madonna's "Material Girl" in which she proudly sings "The boy with the cold, hard cash is always Mr. Right." One starts to get the feeling that the shallowness and frivolousness are not accidents, but rather marketing tools to sell records and videos. Unfortunately, I think it's having a negative effect on the generation growing up with this music. The cause of the women's movement has probably been set back a few steps with the emergence of "new women" in music. It's very difficult to eradicate sexism, insensitivity and insincerity in this society of major cultural influences insist on perpetuating and exploiting women to make a buck. After musical pioneers like Turner, Slick and Joplin broke new ground twenty years ago, why are we regressing to a Connie Frances kind of female singer? Whatever the answer, Joplin is probably lucky not to be around to listen to the drivel produced today. Nevertheless, I wish she still was. UW-O displays atomic bomb The Atomic Bomb has been on display all week at UW-Oshkosh, the first time the bomb has ever been publicly displayed, as part of Nuclear Awareness Week at the school, sponsored by the UW-Oshkosh Student Association. Friday, April 19, marks the conclusion of the event and special events for the day include: • 12:30-2:30 p.m. — "Second Childhood Band" • 3 p.m. — Chancellor Penson will give an introductory speech • 3:15 — Address by Don Schwartz, UW-0 graduate and now assistant to a senator in charge of the Joint Economic Committee • 4 p.m. — Ad dress by Dr. Jeff Peterson, president of the Wisconsin Chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility • 4:45 p.m. — G len Silver, producer/ director of the Academy Award-nominated films "The War at Home, "Nicaragua Today" and El Salvador: Another Vietnam" • 5:30 p.m. — "Fire and Ice" band. These events will be held at Shapiro Park, on the Fox River. All are encouraged to attend. Chamber Singers perform Sunday The Parkside Chamber Singers, directed by music professor Steven Powell and assisted by selected members of the Parkside Orchestra, will perform a concert at Grace Lutheran Church, 2006 2 0th St., Kenosha at 3 p.m. on Sunday, April 21. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and Parkside faculty and staff, $2 for others. In observance of the 300th anniversary of the birth of J.S. Bach, the cornerstone of the program will be a performance of B ach's Cantata No. 140 "Wachet Auf (Sleepers Awake)," one of his most famous cantatas. The 30-minute work, written in 1731, contains one of Bach's most well-known melodies, in the violins of the fourth movement, and two lovely duets to go with the beautiful choral movements. The program will also include a capella choral works by Brahms and Haydn and some Renaissance madrigals. The 10-member Parkside Chamber Singers is a select group that performs frequently throughout southeastern Wisconsin. Haberman wins scholarship The Parkside Association of Communicators announced that Natalie P. Haberman has been awarded the PAC Scholarship for Spring 1985. The PAC scholarship was established as a way of recognizing Communication majors who have made extraordinary and valuable contributions to the Communication program, PAC and the university as a whole. Winners must demonstrate excellence both within the classroom and in extracurricular activities. PAC feels that Haberman has done both. Some of her specific accomplishments include: secretary of PAC, member of the International Association of Business Communicators, Homecoming Queen for 1984-85, participant in the Women in Communication Program and staff writer for the Ranger. In addition to these accomplishments, PAC feels Haberman has been a vital and active force in planning and coordinating PAC activities which have benefited many different constituencies within the Parkside community. PAC is proud to have this opportunity to recognize her achievements in this way. Vopat to read from her novel Carol Vopat, associate professor of English, will read from her novel in progress, "The Cookie Stories," Monday, April 29 at 1 p.m. in CA 233. Refreshments will be served. Everyone is invited. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand-me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion b e c a u s e i t h a n d s y o u a predigested faith? If so. our church may be for you. For hundreds of years this vttal denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. The n ew name of o ur congregation is: BRADfORD COMMUNITY CHURCH (Unitarian Universalis!) Woman's Club • 6028 Stti Ave. Rev. Tony la rsen. Minister *30 a.m. Services ft Sunday School Students maced in Madison UW-Madison campus police maced student CIA recruitment protestors on April 10 when the crowd attempted to cross a police line barring them from the interview location. The Daily Cardinal reported that about 200 students attended the protest at the Engineering Building where 13 students were interviewed for CIA jobs. At least three campus police officers sprayed mace at the crowd in an attempt to disperse the protest. Although campus regulations prohibit campus police from spraying mace above shoulder level, several students were injured do to having the irritant sprayed directly in their faces. Madison campus police have not used mace to control a demonstration since April 10, 1981, exactly five years from the recent incident. The Madison University Committee has agreed to listen to student concerns about CIA recruitment on Monday, April 22. IRS computer system problem The Internal Revenue Service may have trouble getting tax'refunds out before May. 30, when the government has to pay 13 percent interest on all unpaid refunds, the New York Times reported. The delays are mostly being caused by problems with the agency's new computer system, which was just installed. IRS officials say that according to an internal survey taken two weeks ago, the agency was 8 million returns behind. IRS Commissioner Roscoe L. Egger said the agency had "neither the experts nor the resources" to keep the agency's 20-year-old computer running while the new system was being tested. Also, the agency and Sperry, Inc., which manufactured the computers, did not run a full series of tests on the new system. Support in Nam questionable One-third of adult Americans questioned in an ABC News-Washington Post news poll did not know which side the United States supported in the Vietnam War, and more than half did not know what the war was about, Associated Press reported. Twelve percent of the 1,506 adults surveyed said incorrectly that the U.S. backed North Vietnam, and 21 percent answered that they didn't know which side the U.S. backed. In a companion poll of 1,249 Vietnam-era veterans, 61 percent responded that they had a clear idea of what the war was all about, while 37 percent said they did not know clearly what the war was about. When asked if American troops fought in a worthwhile war, 57 percent of the veterans said yes, compared to 41 percent in the other poll, while 37 percent of the veterans said the war was not worthwhile, compared to 55 percent in the general poll who concurred. COMPUTER SYSTEMS: If you're a computer science major, you'll want to be part of today's Air Force. We currently have openings in the Computer Systems areas for graduating seniors with a computer science or related degree. Talk to your Air Force recruiter about the advantages of being an Air Force officer. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL: Capt. Bob Howald Toll Free 1-800-242-USAF On the leading edge of technology Student art show brings out winners A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impressive diversity of media including painting, sculpture, print-making, ceramics, drawing and weaving is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 2. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday. Admission is free and open to the public. The exhibition includes 88 works selected from 180 entries by juror Nancy Hild, of Paste-Up, Etc., a commercial production art studio in Chicago. Hild, who holds an MFA degree from Indiana University in Bloomington, said that the Parkside show is "...outstanding. The range of media and the enormous talent demonstrated really is exceptional." Hild's main criterion for judging was the degree to which artists demonstrated strong aesthetic concepts and the success they had in articulating them. "I was looking for good ideas," she said. "And I found them. I had some tough choices to make." The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by Parkside's art discipline. It includes three cash awards and two honorable mentions as well as a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $50, was awarded to Lee Ann Basterash of Racine for a large oil painting titled "Subliminal Preference." The work is something of a modernized still \SW^SElN life, featuring flowing forms, lines and shapes of, for example, a desk lamp, a pocket calculator and a pair of scissors. The colors are striking, almost neon in intensity, with reds, blues and greens dominating. Basterash created the painting under the supervision of Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick. "Bessy Takes a Vacation," a penand- ink drawing by Susan Miller of Racine, was selected for both the $150 li brary purchase award and a $25 cash award. The drawing shows a beach scene on the French Riviera dominated by a sea of umbrellas, with people lounging in lawn chairs. Nestled improbably among all this is a woman sitting on a stool and milking a cow (presumably the "Bessy" of the title). The bovine's rump is turned toward the viewer. The introduction of the milking scene into a beach milieu produces a humorous and whimsical sense of incongruity. Miller created the drawing under the supervision of Parkside art professor David Holmes. A Trio of Superb Musicians Present FIRST CLASS FOLK Friday, April 26,1985 8:00 p.m. The Prairie Performing Arts Center 4050 Lighthouse Drive Racine,WI 53402 DALGLISH, LARSEN AND SUTHERLAND — have garnered widespread and enthusiastic praise from audiences throughout North America. They present an exhilarating blend of traditional and original music derived from various folk idioms performed on hammer, dulcimer, fiddle, flute, concertina, guitar, banjo, spoons and bones. Their repertoire ranges from Kentucky mountain dance tunes ' and Celtic reels to European folk melodies and 19th century riverboat songs. All Seats Reserved Tickets $6°° Adults S300 Students • Call 639- 3845 for Ticket Reservations Tickets also available at all Heritage Banks in R acine and Schmrtt Musk Store THE PRAIRIE SCHOOL SPONSORS BY cHeritageBank <-* ANomurr Award Recipient A n i n t a g l i o p r i n t t i t l e d "Perched," by Ken Kangas of Kenosha, was the other $25 cash award winner. (Last year Kangas won the first prize cash award.) The print shows a large parrot perched next to a window in a living room. The bird casts a wary eye on the viewer. Kangas makes skillful use of contrasts between light and dark, and between geometric and fluid shapes. He was supervised in the crea- ; pfc Best of Show tion of his print by Parkside art professor Douglas DeVinny. Winners of honorable mentions were a large acrylic painting titled "This Little Piggy," by William Greider of Racine, and an untitled ceramic sculpture by Michael Taylor of Kenosha. Greider's work is a startling blend of whimsy and peril. The painting shows an infant lying in bed next to its sleeping mother. The baby is smiling and wriggling happily, oblivious to a pack of mean-looking pigs clustered around the bed, their long snouts and beady eyes in some cases only inches from the baby's head. In the context of the painting, the pigs are merely images on wallpaper. But the threat seems real enough. Greider made the painting under Holmes' supervision. Taylor's serene ceramic sculpture boasts a variety of exquisite textures and colors. The refined, spherical piece has a smooth base and becomes progressively roughtextured toward the top. Colors include black, aquamarine and purple. Taylor created the work under the guidance of Parkside art lecturer Alex Mandli. All the entries in the show were created by Parkside students under the supervision of art faculty Rollin Jansky, John Murphy, DeVinny, Holmes, Bayuzick and Mandli. Artists entered and their media include: Ken Kangas (intaglio), Jane Soderquist (polyester resin), Joyce Ohlgart (print, colorgraph), Carmen Acosta (lithograph, grapmte), Gabriela Pettit (mixed media), Ann Kestell (lithograph, intaglio), Steve Sadowski (intaglio), Kathy Trentadue (acrylic), Laura Ambrose (stoneware), Anita Lura (clay), Marilyn Weschenefski (welded steel, porcelain), Jo Ann-Marie Blasi (intaglio, felt pen), Jennifer Gourdoux (dry point), Shawn Falduto (prismacolor), Brenda Buchanan (fiber), Susan Schimian (intaglio, watercolor, raku), Gary Weidner (lithograph, intaglio, welded steel), Sendee Houghton-Gardinier (lithograph), Colleen Tobin (lithograph), Lee Basterash (oil), Carol Bohn (oil, prismacolor). Barb Beck (intaglio), Gregory L. Carson (ceramics). Scott Ludwig (prismacolor, raku stoneware), Sue Pasch (pencil, oil), Rita Turner (ceramic, sawdust fired ceramic), Susan M. Miller (pen and ink, intaglio), Diane Caron (raku), Tami Bowman (pencil), Sue Nelson (clay slabs, clay,), Kathy Rider, (painted warp/weft lkat, earthenware), Terri Aaen (raku clay, stoneware). Amy Bernett (pit fired), Michael Taylor (stoneware), Dave Landre (clay), Rachel Klees (clay). Laura Bates iraku clay), Alice Johnson (pencil), Dan McKelvie (acrylic, oil), Christopher Dorf (intaglio), Michael Nitsch (lithograph), Stephen J. Vasy (steel, marble), Joyce Kiesling (intaglio, monoprint. lithograph), Tracy Travis (clay), Christine Sibilsky (pencil). Sarah Kotz-Andersen (pen and ink, pencil), John Zehren (encaustic), Karin Welke (acrylic, lithograph), William J. Greider (acrylic, lithograph), Dan Thomas (clay), Donald O'Hare (ceramic), Richard P. Kruse (acrylic), Eva J. Solarez (clay) and L. Pete Koilman (acrylic). Award Recipient Armenian genocide explored in presentation by Dr. Guroian Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College in Baltimore, Maryland, will give a free public talk on the Armenian genocide at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, April 24, in Union Room 106 at Parkside. Guroian's presentation, titled. "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians," is being organized by Parkside librarian Nazaly Bagdassian and history professor John Buenker. Guroian, whose visit here coincides with the 70th anniversary of the Armenian genocide, which began in 1915, also will speak that evening at the St. Mesrob Armenian Apostolic Church, 4605 Erie St., Racine. There will be a display on the genocide in the Parkside library from April 17 through April 30. Bagdassian said that between 1915 and 1923 some 1.5 million Armenians in Ottoman Turkey were slaughtered on orders of the Turkish government. Hundreds of thousands survived the massacre and w e r e t r a n s p l a n t e d a r o u n d t n e world. The Turkish government to this day refuses to acknowledge that the massacre ever occurred, she said. In conjunction with the 70th anniversary of the genocide, there will be rallies in cities around the world. One will be held in Washington, D.C. and will be attended by genocide survivors, their families and other persons of Armenian descent. It will feature exhibits, seminars and cultural events among other activities. The Armenian National Committee, headquartered in Washington, is strongly advocating the passage of a resolution, co-sponsored by Rep. Les Aspin (D-Wis.) that would make April 24 a "National Day of Remembrance of Man's Inhumanity to Man" with reference to the 1915 Armenian genocide, Bagdassian. Dr. Guroian presented a paper and was a participant at the International Conference on the Holocaust and Genocide, in Tel Aviv, Israel, in 1982. RANGER 5 Thursday, April 18,1985 Student Awards Banquet up and coming April 26 by Julie Pendleton Parkside will holds its sixth annual Student Awards Banquet on Friday, April 26. The agenda for the evening will include cocktails at 5:30, dinner at 6:15, the awards ceremony from 7: 30 to 9:30 and ending the evening, a PAB-sponsored dance in Union Square, free of charge. A 15-minute slide presentation will open the awards ceremony. Then Peer Support, Parkside Activities Board, Student Organizations Council, Parkside Student Government Assocation, Ranger and the All-Campus Events Committee will present various awards to outstanding members of their clubs. In addition to international organizational awards, two prestigious awards are presented. The first is the Outstanding Advisor Award. Any faculty or staff member involved in a student organization may be nominated. Criteria include any singular achievement and/or extraordinary service in advising a student organiztion. Such distinguished service can be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for nominations is 4 p.m. Monday, April 22. The second award to be presented is the Distinguished Student Award. Any student currently enrolled at Parkside who is a member WARE scholarships The Women Associated with Real Estate (WARE) is offering two $300 scholarships. Anyone pursuing a business related education is eligible to apply. The scholarships will be awarded on a competitive basis with the criteria for Post Nasal Strip evaluating applicants being scholastic achievement, financial need, leadership potential and motivation. Application forms are available from Mineva Reichenstein, Moln. 344. The application deadline is April 30. Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1985-86 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in go od standing, carrying at least 6 credits per semester and 2.0 cumulative GPA. Qualifications: Previous editorial experience preferred, as is knowledge of UW-Parkside organization and activities. This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 19, 1985 Ranger is looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Club Events of at least one recognized organization may be nominated. Nominees must carry at least six credits and have a minimum 2.0 grade point average. Criteria include any distinguished service or achievement that benefits the student organization or Parkside as a whole. It is a service that exceeds the normal duties of any position held. The distinguished service may be one significant activity or a pattern of exemplary service over the years. The deadline for these nominations is 4 p.m. Wednesday, April 24. Any supporting documents or tangible evidence of outstanding or distinguished behavior for either award should be submitted with the nomination forms in the Student Activities Office. Nomination forms and tickets are now available at the Union Information Desk, the Information kiosk in lower Main Place and in the Student Activities Office. Tickets will be on sale through Wednesday, April 24. Price is $8.30 per person. by Paul Berge Hispanic Club Schedule of Events: • Monday, April 29, Lecture on Hispanics in Education, 12-2 p.m., Moln. 107. • Tuesday, April 30, Movie: "Insurgent Mexico, time and location to be announced. • Wednesday, May 1, Lecture/slide presentation on Mexican Art by Jose Gonzales, 1-2 p.m., Greenquist 101. • Friday, May 3, Mexican Folklore Dance Troupe, 7-8 p.m. Union Square. Dance featuring Villa Fuerte 8 p.m.-l a.m. Union Square. Peer Support Peer Support is having an election of officers on April 24 at 1 p.m. in the PSO office, WLLC D139F. All interested students are requested to be present. Peer Support will be holding an open house/campus tour for new incoming students on Thursday, April 25 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro 111. Information on the university's academic programs, as well as cultural and social activities, will be presented. Members of the faculty and staff, as well as other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. Peer Support also sponsors two scholarships each year. The PSO Scholarship of $100 is awarded each fall, and the Connie Cummings $100 scholarship is awarded each spring semester. Scholarship applications and information are available in the PSO Office WLLC D139F and in the CSS Office, WLLC D175. For more information, call 553-2706. IVCF Join us Wednesday for a topic and discussion of "Built Up In Christ," on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. All Christians and non-Christians are encouraged to come for stimulating talks. You will find us' in Moln. 107. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship welcomes everyone. Geology Club Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a colloquium at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 19 in Greenquist 113, entitled "Modern Marine Sedimentological Techniques Applied to a Lacustrine Environment." The application of these techniques will be focused on the recent work on the Milwaukee Harbor. The talk is free and open to the public. Dr. Sam Huffman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will Present a colloquium entitled "Oil 'otential of the Mid-Continentj Rift, Northern Wisconsin" on Wednesday, April 24 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. The mid-continent rift is, a basinal structure that formed 1000 million years ago and extends from the Keweenaw Peninsula of upper Michigan into central Kansas. This structural basin was filled with sediments, and if those sediments contained organic matter, could yield oil and/or natural gas. Northwestern Wisconsin is currently a target for oil companies who are attempting to acquire drilling rights from local property owners (for royalties on any petroleum found). This basin is similar in origin, though much older, than many current oil-producing areas around the world. HUFVW UMtTED TIME OFFER. COME TO THE ARTCARVED RMG TABLE AM) ORDER YOUR RMGi Dates: Mon. 22, Tues. 23, Time: 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Place: Bookstore W Deposit Required c 1935 ArtCarved Class Rings 18433-6 6 Thursday, April 18,1985 RANGER Peace Corps volunteer returns by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Mary Jane Kortendick, a nursing graduate of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, feels her stay in Guatemala had its advantages and disadvantages, but mostly advantages. Kortendick returned recently from a three-year stint with the Peace Corps in Guatemala. Kortendick often had to act as a physician, simply because there was no one else. She made diagnoses, treated patients and prescribed drugs, which nurses in the U.S. simply do not do. She had to get used to the role, since nurses in this country take their orders from doctors. She found that she had to get used to the country as well. "I was in shock," Kortendick said of her first night there. She stayed in a small house with a family of 13. "It was a real surprise, to say the least." Once she got over the shock, which involved outhouses with no doors and chickens in the bedroom, she began adjusting to the country and the people. "They are simple, and I don't mean simple-minded," she said. "Guatemalans have more basic life styles and are warmer than we are." The Guatemalans also had trouble adjusting to her, she said. "I was the only blonde many of them had seen in their lives," she said. She also couldn't speak Spanish. But after about three months of language and cultural training, which all Peace Corps volunteers get, she got to know people in San Antonio La Paz, the town of about 3,500 where she stayed. Kortendick often found herself in charge of the town's clinic, since the doctor there would often be away. She had a staff of several workers, who were the equivalent of LPN's in the U.S. After she began working there, which included a six kilometer walk to a health outpost three days a week and giving health care lectures, she found that she began to become part of the community. People called her "Seno," short for senorita, when they greeted her on the street. Kortendick says the pace of life there is much slower than here, with no TV and very few radios. Latin Americans, she said, have a much more relaxed attitude toward time than do North Americans. "In Latin America, there's always tomorrow," she said. She said her stay in Latin America changed her own attitude toward nursing and her expectation of what she wants in her career. "I want to be more independent, she said, "and I want to deal with Spanish-speaking people if possible." Even tnough Kortendick says sne was "more idealistic than realistic" when she joined the Peace Corps, she has few regrets about her stay in Guatemala. "I might have regretted it once or twice, but I'll never regret it again," she said. "It's probably the best thing I've done so far." Peer Support open house and campus tour set An open house and campus tour for incoming Parkside students age 23 and older will be held Thursday, April 25, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall Room 111. The event, sponsored by Peer Support, one of five major student organizations at Parkside, will include information on the university's academic programs as well as its cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty and staff, and representatives of other student groups, will be on hand to answer questions. In addition, applications are being accepted for a $100 Peer Support scholarship for the fall semester. Application forms and further information can be obtained in the Peer Support Office, Room D139F in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, or by calling 553-2705. A week at the Park Accent on Women this weekend EVENTS Thursday, April 18 FILM: "The Hangman" with comments about the holocaust by Chancellor Guskin and Rabbi Marc Gruber at 12 noon in Union 104. The program is free and open to the public. TALK: "Nigeria: In Search of An Acceptable Solution" by Prof. Victor Ororunsola of Iowa State University at 3:30 p.m. in Union 106. The talk is free and open to the public. COURSE: "It's Back to Booze" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ACADEMIC ADVISING '85 FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for FALL SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. FALL SEMESTER course schedules are now available, April 9-22 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center 553-2368 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ext. 2312 fo r details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 184 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. COURSE: "Crises of Conscience: Present Moral Problems" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Friday, April 19 SPEAKER: Dr. Larry Boyer, Department of Geology and Geophysics, UW-Milwaukee, will present a slide illustrated talk on the use of modern marine investigative instruments in a lacustrine environment at 1 p.m. in Grn. 113. The lecture is f"F00 COLLOQUIUM: "Computers and Composition" by William Wresch of UW-Stevens Point at 1 p.m. in CA 233. The talk is open to the public at no charge. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" starts at 7 p.m. in Main Place. Call ext. 2496 for information. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" starts at 8p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. Saturday, April 20 CONFERENCE: "Accent on Women" continues today with various workshops and seminars pertaining to women. PLAY: "She Stoops to Conquer" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, April 21 CONCERT: At 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema featuring the Parkside Swing Choir. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $2 f or others. MOVIE: "Woodstock" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 22 ROUND TABLE: "The U S SR Revisted" by Prof. Ken Hoover at 12:15 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: :"Job Search Skills" at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Tuesday, April 23 WORKSHOP: "Job Search Skills" will be repeated at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. Wednesday, April 24 SPEAKER: Dr. Sam Hufman, Department of Geology, UW-River Falls, will present a lecture "Oil Potential of the Mid-continent Rift in Northwestern Wisconsin." The lecture is free and will be held in Grn. 113 at 1 p.m. COFFEESHOP: featuring Sally Fingerett from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Come, join the fun! Sponsored by PAB. LECTURE: "Collective Responsibility and Official Excuse-Making: The Case of the Turkish Genocide of the Armenians" by Dr. Vigen Guroian of Loyola College, Baltimore, at 1 p.m. in Union 106. The lecture is open to the public at no charge. LECTURE: "War and Ethos" by Prof. John Longeway at 1 p.m. in Moln D107. The lecture is free and open to the public. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" starts at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. LECTURE: "Philosophy and Literary Interpretations: Three Ways of Looking at Wallace Stevens' 'Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird' " at 3:30 p.m. in CA 223. The event is free and open to the public. CONFERENCE: "Working Moms" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Workshop discounts available for students Discounts for all Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center seminars, workshops and conferences are now available to the Parkside community. Full or part time employees receive a 25 percent discount, alumni receive a 25 percent discount and students receive a 50 percent discount. RANGER Woodstock • • • • • 7 Thursday, April 18,1985 Film presentation celebrates a past decade We were so close, There was no room, We bled inside Each other's wounds. We all had caught The same disease - We all sang The songs of peace. —Melanie Safka This week's PAB film, "Woodstock," is the 1970 Oscar winner for best documentary. "Woodstock" is more than just the documentary of a 1969 gala concert. It is the definitive statement of the sixties, the culmination of that era's youth's feelings about love, hate, war, peace, black and white. Anti-hippie idealists will argue that the film is dated, and many important performers (Janis Joplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Band) are not in the film, while some minor ones (It's a Beautiful Day, Sha Na Na) are. But that doesn't take away from the power of Joan Baez's rendition of "Joe Hill" or Arlo Guthrie's seriocomic ode to dope smuggling, "City of Getting back to the garden New Orleans." Jimi Hendrix makes^ the definitive statement of sixties youth patriotism with his rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner," and Country Joe McDonald's infamous "Fish Cheer" sums up Vietnam in four handy letters. There is more than a touch of melancholy in the experience of viewing this film more than fifteen years after a fact. We have come full circle, the deadening effect of Reaganism presently abroad in this country making the overall effect of "Woodstock" more than a little sad. Joan Baez dedicating "Drug Store Truck Driving Man" to Reagan (who was then only governor) is almost frightening now that the same man is running the country. "Woodstock' is also a sad signpost for the seventies. It was the last true expression of a mass love/friendship experience where race, creed, color, religion, status, et al, didn't matter. The film captures much of the excitement and emotion that was "Woodstock." Unlike, say "Hair" (which was what the squares all thought the sixties were all about), "Woodstock" reveals the true meaning behind the rebellion in rock music and in youth. They rebelled against authority and questioned it because they were against society's barriers. They were against racial prejudice, rash judgments of one's fellow man, war, violence and the feeling that touching was sexually derived and nothing less. Maybe we need another "Woodstock" today, but the ugly truth is that it wouldn't draw the 500,000 that this event drew. Not enough people care anymore. Don't miss the film. Parkside student recalls attending Woodstock by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Jenny Carr was 19 when she hitchhiked with her then-husband and friends to Max Yasgur's farm in New York to attend what she believed would be tantamount to today's King Richard's Faire. She attended the real Woodstock, a concert- made documentary of which will be shown on campus this week. "It was advertised on the radio like King Richard's Faire," she said. "It was going to be a weekend of rock and roll, no big deal. "My husband at the time was a Bob Dylan freak and Dylan had been making surprise appearances whenever The Band performed. The Band was to be appearing at Woodstock, so that's why we went. "The radio ads stated that it was going to be a farm, that there were going to be lots of meadows, that tents were going to be set up and that between acts you could walk around and talk to the musicians. "We didn't drive. We hitchhiked, took the bus, hitchhiked some more. On the bus it was like a brotherhood. We were all going to the same place, everybody was dressed the same, and everyone knew we were all going together to this 'happening.' " Coffeehouse Jenny continued, "As we got closer, there were as many people coming back as were going in. We thought we had missed it, but when we asked the people coming back, they said it was just too crowded." "People who owned houses in the area set up Kool Aid and water stands, giving us free Kool Aid and water. It was a really hot, humid day," she said. "We got in and found ourselves a spot on a hill right in front of the stage. Bands played, it rained and they stopped a while, then began playing again. There was lots of food, dope and wine, everybody sharing with each other. And there were no hassles. At one point we just wanted to get a little closer to the stage, so we just walked right up there. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. Rather than hassle us about getting in the way, people just moved aside and let us by. In the morning Grace Slick came out and started giving out bread. Everyone was really comfortable. It was nice." Jenny described the event as magical, stating that one would fall asleep hearing a band like Creedence Clearwater Revival playing live, wake up and find Jefferson Airplane performing on stage. The mood was one of love and peace, never knew anyone who was killed in Vietnam, but I still cry for everyone who ever was; I don't have to know them personally. Today people don't want a nuclear war. Neither do I, but it's because I don't want to get killed and I don't want YOU to get killed. So many people are worried only about themselves. They're a product of the seventies "Me Decade." Jenny continued, "The drummer in Def Leppard lost his arm. That's going to change his life, it's tragic! But the attitude is 'So what?' There are a million more like him. My generation followed the belief that everyone was unique. Everyone had something to offer. We didn't think 'So what?' when it didn't happen to affect us personally." In recalling the "me decade," Jenny said, "Martin Luther King was killed, then Bobby Kennedy, then Nixon was elected, then we had Woodstock. Nixon soon pulledi down his pants in front of the whole country. Finally America said, 'Well, who can you trust? I trust me. Me, me, me!' And that's the way it is." Jenny Carr not sex and drugs. "Whenever I mention I was at Woodstock, people always ask about the drugs and the nudity. The only nudity we saw were some people bathing." Woodstock was characterized by no pretension and a lot of caring. Jenny attempted to explain the caring of her generation. "The Vietnam war had a lot to do with our concept of caring. I Fingerett a talented stylist Sally Fingerett, whose talents have graced many festivals and concerts, is to appear at the next Coffeehouse presentation on Wednesday, April 24 in the Union Bazaar from noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6 to 8 p.m. Playboy Magazine called her album "a fine debut album." Red Skelton called her musical salute to him, "The Redman," "heartfelt warmth." Northern Essex Community College in Massachusetts referred to her as "exciting and energetic." Sally Fingerett was nominated "Coffeehouse Performer of 1984" by the National Association of Campus Activities. Her country-cumfolk musical style has been compared to Jimmy Buffett, Harry Chapin and Joni Mitchell. As with all Coffeehouse performers, Sally's performance is free, with free popcorn served. Being the last Coffeehouse presentation of the year, Sally Fingerett should serve as a very effective culmination of an excellent year of free entertainment. idnight un Tanning Salon^ Get Your Tan before IrM| Summer Starts College Student Special 10 sessions for '40.00 (Bring your I.D.) Reg. s5.00 per session 8 sessions for $35.00 15 sessions for $60.00 20 sessions for $75.00 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Racine 633-3022 TRY US FREE FOR 15 MINUTES NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security; involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit; must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday, April 26. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. 8 Thursday, April 18,19$S RANGER The Tubes in concert Fee Waybill spills guts about rock and roll by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, April 12, the Tubes and Utopia invaded the Riverside Theater in Milwaukee with their unique brands of music and spectacle. After a 45-minute delay due to technical problems, Utopia (Todd Rundgren, Kasim Sultan, Roger Powell and Willie Wilcox) took the stage with a very entertaining one hour set. The group's characteristic blend of close vocal harmonies and superb musicianship proved to be a great crowd pleaser, and showed that they are one of the most unfairly underrated bands in music today. Then it was time for The Tubes. A black curtain parted to reveal an immense set featuring a long central staircase and movable platforms for the keyboards and drums. The Tubes (Fee Waybill, Bill Spooner, Michael Cotton, Vince Welnick, Rick Anderson, Prairie Prince and Roger Steen) had the audience on its feet for most of the one and one-half hour show. The show was filled with the elaborate theatricality that has become the group's trademark. Costumed characters and scantily-clad dancers came and went as the group presented songs from their new album "Love Bomb," as well as old favorites like "Mondo Bondage" and "White Punks On Dope." The group also utilized a video screen to provide a film lead-in to The Tubes in concert at the Riverside Photos by Robb Luehr the production number "Wild Women of Wongo" and a brief "commercial" for their new album. The highlight of the show was the appearance of Waybill's most famous character, Quay Lewd. Descending the central staircase in pseudo-Victorian garb and wearing two-foot high platform shoes, Waybill launched into the most entertaining portion of the program, a medley consisting of "White Punks on Dope," "Mondo Bondage" and the Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There," in which Waybill chased most of the performers on the stage with a chainsaw. The elaborate stage shows have become a trademark for the Tubes, and Waybill says they change frequently to keep the shows fresh. "We do a new show every album," Waybill said. "When we do a new tour, we do a new show. We used to do way too many 'show' numbers. It used to be nothing but show segments through the whole concert, and nobody got the music — it never sunk in. It was just too much overload. So we learned to do straight performance sections as well as the show sections, and we try to blend them together so you get the full benefit of both the music and the visual. It's a fine line. We've gone both ways. We've done way too much show, and then we've gone to the other extreme in reaction and done too much straight performance stuff. Now we've sort of come back to a balance, a kind of harmony." Waybill went on to explain that the shows are not only changed between tours, but often change goes on during a tour. "We find out as we go along that some things don t really work, and some things work so well that we want to put them farther back in the show to save for a big finish. It just depends. We've had disastrous failures, numbers we've only performed two or three times because the routine was so esoteric or so completely unfocused that nobody knew what the hell was going on. We've had classics like that we've never done again. There may be one or two of these in this show for all I know, but you can never tell." Waybill said the reason the Tubes and Utopia decided to torntogether is that the audience for both groups is similar. "Somehow the fans of Todd's and Tubes fans are a lot alike, in that they aren't in the 'stream.' Probably not Prince fans. We're kind of an alternative to popular listening. We don't get played much on the radio, and God knows they hardly ever play Todd on the radio. So it's sort of a n alternative for people who don't want to listen to Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Prince." Unlike most bands today, The Tubes are not interested in saturating the market with music videos. "We purposely don't do a lot of videos," Waybill explained, "because I think the whole video scene has gone down the toilet. People see so many videos of a band that the whole mystique of live performance is lost. So our not doing many videos helps to keep our live performances more mysterious and there's more curiosity about what we might do live. I think that's why we've managed to stay together all these years. We can still garner that curiosity out of people." The members of the Tubes were Fee Waybill raised in Phoenix, but moved to California when they wanted to get into the music business. They ended up in San Francisco, home to other diverse artists such as Greg Kihn, The Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane/Starship. Waybill said he thinks it is the environment and atmosphere that seem to draw these performers to San Francisco. "It takes a different kind of person to live in San Francisco. A lot of great music comes from L.A., but San Francisco is a little more esoteric. It's a melting pot — there aren't a lot of natives there. "People like us were saying, 'Let's get into the music business. We gotta go to L.A.' And we went to L.A. and realized there's no fucking way to live in that city. It's disgusting. So we went up to San Francisco, because it's just up the road. It's clean, there's no pollution and it's a very liberal culture. And basically, you can get away with murder there." PAB sponsors Kentucky Derby trip The Parkside Activies Board (PAB) is sponsoring a trip to the Kentucky Derby on May 3, 4 and 5. The price for the trip is $35 which includes round trip motorcoach transportation, two nights camping at the University of Louisville Derby Hostel (located only six blocks from Churchill Downs), access to school shower facilities and cooking grills. Infield passes for the Derby will be available at the gate on Derby day for an additional $20. Tents and sleeping bags will be available at discount rates at the Rec Center, and there will be two circus tents at the hostel for those without a tent. The tour will leave Parkside at 5:30 a.m., Friday, May 3, and will return at 10 p.m., Sunday, May 5. Space is limited to 47 people. Further information and sign up are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209. Letter to the Editor - faith healing Continued from Page 2 lelujah!' and 'Praise the Lord!' All they're really after is my money!" It's funny to say this, but that's what I used to think! Then it happened to both my wife and me. We were intrigued when we heard about this stuff, so we went and checked it out for ourselves. My wife had a short leg that was causing her back problems. She went up to the altar for prayer after the service, and her leg grew to full length before our eyes. We couldn't believe it! Since then we've seen many things happen. Many short legs have grown, blind eyes and deaf ears have been opened, and cancers have disappeared. People have even been set free from drug and alcohol addiction, migraine headaches and homosexuality. Since my wife's first healing, we have been attending this small church in downtown Kenosha pastored by Gerald Moravec. It is one of the 1600 affiliate churches across the country and around the world. Many denominations are joining in each day. Now this letter is not intended as a recruiter, only to make people aware that our God cares for us and wants to set us free. The services air via live satellite at 6:45 p.m. Monday through Friday and 5: 45 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. The Kenosha Word of Faith is located at 5621 6 th Avenue, Kenosha. The phone number is 657-5373. There's no cost and all are welcome. Sincerely, Tom Hathoot NEVER A COVER I Learn to quit smoking at St. Luke's - * - — W* P" J M M M M • VdU r»On mol'Q o frocb cforf /inn O a Meachem 554-6644 (Behind Ferraro's and White Hen) You can make a fresh start in April by joining St. Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Quit Smoking clinic co-sponsored by the American Cancer Society. The clinic meets from 5 to 7 p.m. on April 16, 17, 18 and 23. Call 636- 2811 weekdays 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. for required registration. The fee is $10. RANGER 9 Thursday, April 18,1985 Theater ~ Julich and Miskulin discuss futures by Bill Serpe In 1980 Lee VanDyke came to Parkside as head of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. His intention was to build the department and the staff into an effective major program. That same year, Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin came to Parkside as dramatic arts students. Their intentions were to become professionals in the theater. In May they will both graduate, having reaped the most benefits from Van- Dyke's program. "The new additions to the staff, Skelly Warren, Judy Snider and Keith Harris, brought with them connections to the profesisonal stage," said Julich. "They made us all more aware as professionals. We couldn't afford to mess up because these were our connections to the future." Next summer Julich will be working as a member of "The Troupe" in Colorado Springs, Colorado. "Dave Thompson is the director there. Skelly Warren had worked with that group at one time. Dave came to Parkside to see our production of 'Crimes of the Heart.' He hired me on the spot to work with him this summer doing 'Crimes' and three other shows. It was Dave's direction connection with Skelly that got me the job." Miskulin will be going to Southern Methodist University in Dallas this fall. His full scholarship came as a result of VanDyke's efforts and honesty in approaching graduate school auditions. "He (VanDyke) told me that it was going to be rough and he didn't know if I had enough experience to make the fights," said Miskulin. "His honesty made me work harder and be better. I wouldn't have made it if he had let me slide by with less sound advice." The competition that both Miskulin and Julich found themselves up against was stiffer than one would imagine. "SMU accepted six men and four women out of some six hundred candidates," said Miskulin. "At the end of their three- Rebecca Julich and John Miskulin year program, they present their graduates in New York City in a showcase performance that will expose us to agents from live theater, television and movies." While Julich has accepted the position in Colorado, she is still waiting to hear from the Actors Theatre in Louisville, Kentucky. "While I was in New York over spring break, I auditioned for these people. They had 3,000 candidates for their program and will accept sixteen into their fall semester," said Julich. "I have since gone to Louisville for a call-back, which is like making the first cut. Now it's the old waiting game to see if I make the team." Julich and Miskulin will be performing in "She Stoops to Conquer," which opens on the Comm Arts Main Stage tomorrow night. It will be their final performance at Parkside and the culmination of their many efforts in the dramatic arts discipline. "Lee has built a program that allowed us to work with so many different people," said Miskulin. "The more directors and the more personalities you have to deal with, the more you learn. Besides VanDyke, we have worked under several other directors who have brought their professional talents and connections to us. They have been very helpful in preparing us for the reality of professional theater." "The staff here gets you involved in every aspect of the theater," said Continued on page 11 , Desperately Seeking Susan * • Madonna can act O-K, but it doesn't really matter by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor New singing star Madonna makes her screen acting debut (she appeared without dialogue in "Vision Quest" as a nightclub singer and has done some porno flick work) in Susan Seidlman's "Desperately Seeking Susan." The plot deals with a bored housewife, Roberta (Roseanna Arquette), who becomes her idol, Susan (Madonna), after a blow on the head gives her amnesia. This is very similar to last year's better "American Dreamer," the only difference being that "Desperately Seeking Susan" is directed more toward the younger set. As an actress, Madonna succeeds in playing an extension of her own musical persona (which is markedly more interesting than counterpart Cyndi Lauper). Her attire looks as though she dressed in a hurry on her way to a bowling tournament, and shots of a scantily-clad Madonna reveal her excess body mass. This doesn't take away from the fact that she has a nice, natural acting ability that makes it easy to understand her present day popularity with teenage girls. Considered an angrier, more "serious" top 40 performer than Lauper, Madonna utilizes her wise-gal charm to its fullest. Roseanna Arquette, by contrast, is a slim, attractive, charming actress whose performance is another of the film's highlights. Achieving notoriety as Gary Gilmore's tragic girlfriend in the made-for-TV flick about the assassin's life and as the Jewish princess in "Baby It's You," Arquette (whose grandfather is the late Hollywood Squares TV comic, Charley Weaver), further displays her skills as an actress, managing to balance between sex kitten and serious thespian images without stumbling into the quagmire of screen actresses with serious character limitations. Aidan Quinn is fine as Arquette's alter ego's lover, Mark Blum is effective as her stuffy husband and Robert Day does fine as Madonna's confused boyfriend. The shots of New York are scenic, the glimpses of that city's various "types" are both amusing and rather fascinating, while the soundtrack plays everything from Madonna's own work to Betty Everett's "Shoop Shoop Song." With all of these good points, "Desperately Seeking Susan" still fails to rise above mediocrity. The script, by Leora Barish, is rife with cliches, while Susan Seidlman's direction maintains a very slow pace that is quite ineffective. The scenes just ramble into one another with sluggish transitions, giving the overall production a very lazy look. Many sequences state that the film cries for a faster pace, but things don't pick up until the end, which comes off as frustrating and ultimately rather disturbing, the abruptness in pace-changing throwing the film's rhythm further off the track. "Desperately Seeking Susan" is artistically insubstantial, but may possess greater appeal for fans of the performers, who are more interested in seeing Madonna display, her personality than in seeing a good movie. It is a film of good average worth, but still flawed in many essential ways. $£ (Dill* ^uicct l^hoppe 20% OFF Smoked Almonds We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. 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Greek letter I Initwl Ftfflliim ftvnflirmfl 1 u i nursaay, AprU 18, 1985 RANGER Team looks back by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Next year, the wrestling team will not have any returning Ail- Americans, the first ever for Jim Koch. "We'll be hit really hard," said Koch. "Our top three wrestlers are leaving." Next year, however, is still far away. As Koch looks back on this past season, Koch feels his team's top performance was at the Midwest Classic last January, when the team fell short of winning by onequarter of a point. Other notable performances for the Rangers were the Wisconsin Collegiate Tournament and the Warhawk and Wheaton invitationals. Koch said the team also defeated, for the third time, rival Northern Michigan. Though the team had its moments of success, Koch felt the year could have been better. "Losing Todd Yde for a month really hurt us as a team. Also, that extra month could have meant an NCAA National finish for him. Mike Muckerheide, a senior at 158 lbs., had one of the best records for Parkside, finishing his career with 15845-9. Muckerheide suffered from an elbow injury the entire year. Koch felt that if Muckerheide was in perfect condition, he might have done even better, though Koch admitted he had an outstanding year as it was. As far as Outstanding Wrestler, Koch said the team has not decided who will be accorded this title. He did say the choice will probably be between tri-captains Muckerheide, Yde and Ted Keyes. Wrestling successfully on the mat was important, but academics also played an important role for the men. Muckerheide and Keyes were named Academic All-Americans, the second time for each. Final standings for the year for individual wrestlers are: Dan Hall (sophomore) 30-14; Jack Danner (sophomore) 31-15; Mark Dubey (sophomore) 22-17; Yde (senior) 34- 13; Keyes (senior) 37-14; Craig Patz (freshman) 25-12 and Don VerBruggen (freshman) 9-7. Parkside's Mike Muckerheide on hip opponent. SPECIAL EXPORT c&aefr You can travel the world over and never find a better beer. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Photo by Chris Ma yesMba Front row, (left to right): Jack Danner, Johnnie Walker, Jerril Grover, Dan Hall, Mark Dubey, Bruce Mergener. Middle row: Coach Jim Koch, Mike Muckerheide, Mike Mackovich, John Manowski, Todd Yde, Paul Roth. Back rowr: Shawn Yde, Ted Keyes, Tedd Kreuger, Craig Patz, Scott Priebe. (not pictured, Don VerBruggen) Services Offered TYPING: PROFESSIONAL results guaranteed. Reasonable rates. 639-2874, mornings and evenings. TYPING: FAST and professional service. Student rates. Call Debbie, 681-3522. EDITING: ANY course paper. Help yourself to better grades. Recent English major and experienced writer will edit your papers for grammar, punctuation, structure, coherence and style. Will correspond through mail or pick up and deliver. Call Margaret at 639-2047. 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Ranger needs writers ANDERSON T RANSCRIPTION & • TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637 3600 Jacqueline Anderson • 1441 Park Avenue • Racine, Wisconsin RANGER 11 Thursday, April 18,1985 Parkside tennis player warming up for a match against rival Carthage. Parkside defeated Carthage 12-0 on Wednesday, April 10. Photo by Kris Odegard Quincy tournament means The softball team had an unsuccessful weekend when it played in the Quincy Tournament on Friday and Saturday. The women came home with a record of 1-3. The Ranger's first game was against The College of St. Francis. The game was tight all the way until the seventh inning, when Parkside lost due to a "mental error." Parkside, however, outhit St. Francis 6-1. Parkside's only victory was against Augustana College. The final score was 6-3. Renee Spear went two for three with one double header and one triple. Janet Koenig pitched five innings and Michele Martino "saved the game" by pitching the last two. The next game for Parkside was against Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville (SIU Edwardsville). Parkside walked away with another loss 2-0. This game ended pool play, with the Rangers fourth in their pool. In what Coach Linda Draft called "an up-and-down game," Parkside lost their next game to host Quincy, 8-4. Martino pitched 3Vh innings with Koenig finishing the game. Koenig went three for four, with two hits carrying balls over the fence for homeruns. Ann Althaus went three for three. "I think we could have come back with a record of 3-1, but instead we had 1-3," said Draft. She added that many tough schools participated in this tournament. The next tournament for the team will be this weekend at the College of St. Francis. Northwoods National Karate Championship loss for softball team Outstanding Sound System • Live DJ 7 Nights • Dance Floor & Lighting System • 64" Big Screen TV • Comfortable Seating • 3 Pool Tables • Video Games • Kitchen • & THE LIST GOES ON! The Northwoods National Karate Championship will be held at Parkside Sunday, April 21. Eliminations will begin at 11 a.m., and the finals will begin at 3: 30 p .m. Advance spectator tickets will be sold at the Black Belt Karate Studios in Racine and Kenosha, and at Sixth Degree Martial Arts Supplies in Kenosha. Advance ticket price is $1. Tickets sold at the door are: adults, $4, children, $3 (under six free). For more information, call 554- 5105. Kenosha's ninth annual "Seasons on Ice" The Kenosha County Ice Arena will present its ninth annual Ice Holidays, "Seasons on Ice," at the arena located at 7727 60th Ave., Kenosha. The four performances are: Friday, April 26 at 7 p.m., Saturday, April 27 at 1:30 and 7:00 p.m. and Sunday, April 28 at 1:30 p.m. The show is under the direction of Candi Neveu and features figure skaters and hockey players from the Kenosha-Racine area. Call 694-8010 or s top in at the Ice Arena for tickets. Puzzler Answers Julich/Miskulin Theater futures • Continued from rage 9 Julich. "You have mere freedom here to design your own program within the spectrum of the curriculum. I've had so many teachers ar.d so many various opportunities that there is nothing that should r >p me in the professional theater." Although they are leaving 1'* dramatic arts discipline at Parkiide, both Miskulin and Julich will be a continuing asset to the department. With their futures already secured in graduate work, they represent the high calibre of training that is a direct result of the program that VanDyke has built in the last five years. Janet Broeren caught between second and third base last Wednesday, April •«Ib' wl*d l*• I' •I' -tf Pork/s Tavern & Cocktail Lounge "Fast becoming the talk of the town" 2109-2117 91st St. • Kenosha ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • '1.00 Pitchers Sundays 12 Noon-Midnight • • • • EVERY WEEK • • • • ANIMAL HOUSE NIGHT! THURSDAY... ** Bar Stool Races! ** Nuts & Bolts Contest ** 7-9 p.m. Ladles Drink Free! 25* Tap/75* Mixed/'2 Pitchers MILLER HIGH UFE ATHLETES OF THE WEEK Duane McClean Captain of the baseball team, senior Duane McClean plays centerfield. Duane hit 7 for 15, including 7 RBI's. Mike Stolnak Mike, a junior, plays left field. He hit 8 for 15, including 2 home runs. "Make it the happy hour," yelled Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner to his team in last Thursday's game against Lewis University. It wasn't the happy hour for Parkside, however, as Lewis won the double header, 5-3 and 11-0. Parkside outhit Lewis 9-3 in the first game. Tim Sorensen pitched five innings and Kyle Backes finished the game pitching two innings. The following game, Oberbruner wanted to try out his pitching staff and divided pitching between Chris Rozell and Mike Zuckley. The team traveled to Aurora College Friday and lost. Pitcher Rozell had a no-hitter for four and onehalf innings. After that, Rozell started getting tired and made four errors. Backes replaced him, but he made three errors. "We opened up to Lewis, who is very strong, and they nailed us. We didn't get out of that," said Oberbruner about Friday's loss to Aurora. Saturday, however, the Rangers were out of t heir slump as they de feated Milwaukee School of Engineering (MSOE) in the first 16-3. Sorensen pitched, three hits and striking out five. The second game was rained out in the third inning. Parkside had the lead, 9-0, but wasn't given the game because of t he lack of innings played. The Rangers will be playing today against Lakeland College at 2 p.m. Photo by Kris Odegaard Parkside player throws bat after hitting ball to defending team Lewis. The Rangers gave up their benches to Lewis University at last Thursday's game. 12 Thursday, April 18, 1985 " RANGER Parkside's Patti Mueller rounds second base as Loyola fields the ball. More photos inside. Pboto by Chris Mayes hi ba Season begins with loss Photo by Kris Odegaard A Parkside baseball player sliding into home base. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, Issue 27, April 18, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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