302 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/2ca3c562198203f7d694b402e9fff6b5.pdf e946d16f59a92abc3c40d8c125f64a2d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside dips - Freshman applications sour in UW System Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 26, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 28 —— 1 ... . • • ' . J Ki.SjiV ... Easter visitors Photo by Dave McEvoy Easter Bunnies Harvy and Harriot visited the Parkside Child Care Center last week. See story and in­ terview on page 9. Parkside dins Freshman applications soar in UW System by Jo hn Kovalic Feature Editor UW-Whitewater i s going to stop accepting all applications from pro­ spective new freshmen after July 1. Administrative sources in White­ water were quoted as saying that applications have risen by ove r 250 as of April 1 since the same time last year. This represents a 10 percent in­ crease in new freshman applica­ tions. At th e same time, the UW-Madi- son campus is expecting a new high in its admissions, having already admitted 9,366 new freshmen by April 1. This is already 7 percent higher than recorded last April. Both Madison and Whitewater set records for enrollment, with 43,- 075 and 10,493 students respectively for the 1983-84 acad emic year. Ste­ vens Point and other UW campuses are experiencing similar increases. The UW System as a whole is al­ ready up 1,000 admissions ov er last year, according to Parkside Assist­ ant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. Total applications to Parkside have fallen from the records set in 1983, dropping from 914 applica­ tions as of April 1 last year to 844, a fall of over 7.5 per cent. Stoffle blames the apparently topsy-turvy fortunes of Parkside on the economy. INSIDE Manning "walks" to Olympic trials Kennedy's private life examined Wind Ensemble, Chamber Singers present concerts PSGA looks for more Senators Parkside group visits Russia "Last year the economy was a lot worse," she said, and students who couldn't afford the cost of living (away from home) chose to stay at home and commute instead. This is why P arkside's enrollment jumped up between 1982 and 1983 . A lo t of Southeastern Wisconsin kids were coming to us." Now that the economy has im­ proved, many students are leaving for campuses further away with dormitory facilities. A Whitewater spokesman was reported on saying that the on-campus housing situa­ tion there is extremely limited and that the university would be un able to insure satisfactory class selec­ tion. Therefore Whitewater was left with little else to do but institute the July 1 cut-off date for freshman applications. "Last year we added classes (when faced with the higher enroll­ ment)," Stoffle said. "We added a PUAB few and filled the others chock- full." "All of the campuses in the sys­ tem have basically th e same policy on admittance," said Stoffle, "but Madison's rejection rate is higher because, for one thing, they receive a lot more out-of-state applica­ tions.". Madison's Chancellor Irving Shain set up a committee to study the possibility of an enrollment limit as well as the effect a tuition increase would have on e nrollment. "We've never limited the num­ ber of applications at Parkside," said Stoffle. "In fact, applications and admittances are still up from two years ago." Applications increased by about 3.5 per cent over this period, rising from 816 to 844. "I think this makes a more ap­ propriate figure for comparison with the other U.W. System (schools)," added Stoffle. Special events guests limited by Je nnie Tunkieicz News E ditor What to do about the guests of Parkside students in regard to spe­ cial events in the Union Square and Rec Center was addressed Monday at the PUAB (Parkside Union Advi­ sory Board) meeting. The committee decided in a prior recommendation to allow all Park- side students use of the Union Square and Rec Center while preventing under-age students from obtaining alcohol by means of iden­ tification. The group also stated in a past recommendation that all stu­ dents may attend any special events sponsored by student organizations, unless the said organization limits the event to students 19 and over. The recommendation approved Monday sta tes that recognized stu­ dent organization sponsored events where alcohol is served will be :pen to aU Parkside students and their guests, but guests must be of the legal drinking age. Guests of Parkside students under the legal drinking age will be refused admit­ tance. The committee discussed wheth­ er or not this recommendation should in clude high school stu dents who t ake classes at Parkside. "Opening up dances to students who are underage bothers me," said Bill Niebuhr, Union Director. Florence Shipek, faculty repre­ sentative, said she feels high school students won't, be much of a prob­ lem. "My experience shows that high school students who are going to college to take extra courses are responsible," she said. A motion also passed stating that any events not sponsored by stu­ dent organizations where alcohol will be served will be reviewed on an individual basis by the Union ad­ ministration, whereby appropriate policies will be determined. This motion was made to ensure that the laws pertaining to drinking will be followed by all groups who use the Union facilities, such as wed­ ding receptions, Gen Con, commu­ nity meetings, etc. PUAB has now finished makfiig recommendations and rationale for the implementation of the new Continued on Page 12 2 Thursday, April 26 ,1984 HANGER 1 Letters to the Editor I Ranger's crime reporting welcome To the Editor: I would be glad to see more of this type of reporting of crime on campus. (Editor's note: Media Services theft story in April 12 issue). I feel that students have a right to know what is going on around this campus. According to your last article, if you steal something on this cam­ pus, your police record will be ex­ punged if i t is your first offense or (if you are) under the age of 21. Boy, now you can steal and get away with it. Are we open to this kind of justice? All I can say is — k eep up the good work, Ranger, and keep the students at Parkside well informed of other thefts. Paul Johnson PSGA Vice President P.S. How about a story of theft right here in o ur own library? How about the destruction of p roperty in the library? How about the eating and drinking in the library? How about the students who leave trash in the hall and we all have to look at it all day long? Students should be more considerate To the Editor: I would like to address this letter to the people in "The Office" in Greenquist. 1 hope you have more consideration for your fellow stu­ dents and clean up your mess at day's end instead of leaving it for someone else to do. I hope you don't live at home like that, leaving paper and dishes sitting around. I am glad you have your little group, but please clean up your mess. I would like to address this part to the people who live in the li­ brary. I have just as much right as you d o to use the library to study. I don't believe that either one of us has a right to destroy anything that is in the library. The typewriters and their coin boxes are there to use, not destroy. The chairs are to sit in, not to fight with. The bath­ rooms are there to use, not for you to destroy. The rules were made so that every student could use the li­ brary, and the sign that says "No smoking, eating or drinking" is there for a purpose, not for you to say, "It doesn't apply to me." Name withheld Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 a t 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to at­ tend to ask questions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at­ tend. Chancellor Alan Guskin AS SECRETARY OF HEALTH AN D HUMAN SERVICES, I AM PLEASED ID ANNOUNCE that we have found the probable CAUSE OF THE DEADLY DISE ASE "AIDS": CONGRESSIONAL DEBATE ( ON THIS HIGHLY SENSITIVE ISSUE. J f}, © \ r | I'M SORRY—I HAVE \ NO IDEA HOW TH AT 1 CARD GOT IN THERE... S OMEONE BE TTER WARN T HE P RESIDENT THAT H E'S A BOUT TO BLAME A FOREIGN POLICY SE TBACK O N A CAN CER VIRUS... V PSGA looks to fill up 18-seat Senate by Ken Meyer Editor New Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association (PSGA) Senate Pro Tempore Joe Vignieri is seek­ ing to fill the five vacant seats in the 18-seat Senate. "I am going to actively recruit," said Vignieri, who was elected Pro Tempore three weeks ago. "There's 6000 s tudents and only five seats open. There must be interested, qualified students out there." Vignieri says the process of be­ coming a PSGA Senator is not a difficult one. A potential Senator should inform the Pro Tempore or the PSGA Vice President, and the Senate votes to appoint the person to a two-week internship. A student may also be appointed to an intern­ ship by two Senators. An internship consists of address­ ing a topic that affects the PSGA Senate or is Parkside-related. Vig­ nieri said, "The emphasis is on a report that will aid the Senate in some way, but we won't deny stu­ dents who have a strong interest in another area of the university." Vignieri said when he interned in the Senate, his report addressed the membership problem of th e Senate. Other possible topics, he said, in­ clude the minority retention pro­ gram and whether or not a student Code of Ethics is necessary. Since writing a report is required of an intern, Vignieri admits it is extra work. "If they're unsure if they'll have the time to be a Sena­ tor, it's hard to ask for more work (right away)." He said he compiled his report in two weeks working a total of about six hours. Senators are required to put in at least three office hours a week and be on at least one PSGA commit­ tee. One point that Vignieri mentions is that past PSGA Senators will probably have their two-week in­ ternship waived if they wish to re­ join the Senate. Vignieri rejoined the Senate recently after his unsuc­ cessful bid for the vice presidency in March. Vignieri realizes that some stu­ dents may want to wait until the fall elections to join the Senate in order to avoid the internship. He said that many students do not have any spare time with their cur­ rent schedules, many students work and Parkside has a non-traditional student body. AU of the five vacant Senate seats are fall seats; nine seats are elelcted each semester. Whoever in­ terns in the Senate now will have to run for reelection in the fall. But, said Vignieri, "anybody get­ ting in right now will get benefits," because the Senate meets monthly over the summer, so new Senators will spend less time while getting the experience. "We (have had) problems in the past in student government, but now we have a new, young, active Senate addressing the issues on campus," said Vignieri. Any student wishing to join the Senate, said Vignieri, "should see me and I will help them." Interes­ ted students should stop in the PSGA office, WLLD D139. U 9 *06 c % & Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy... Andv Buchanan Catherine Chaffee.... Jill Whitney Nielsen. Pat Hensiak .Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor .Photo Editor Copy Editor ..Business Manager ..Advertising Manager ...Distribution Manager ....Asst. Business Manager WRITERS 5*5 D !? 0 , n ' ?° b Kiesli n S. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Profs' 'real' wages drop - Recommendation unfair to Parkside faculty - Shea Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WiscoDSio.Parkside Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Parks ide faculty:Shea by JoluJ Kovalic Feoture Editor The real wages of assistant pro- (esson have fallen by over a quarllr since 1m. In the same time perIld the real wages of both associ. .1.and full professors has fallen by rougbly the same amount. This mears that an average professor at Parkslde hs seen his standard of liv- IIlC falldramatically over the last 12 years These figures, cited in a recent "udy by Parkside Associate Professor of Etonomics Lany Duetsch, IIIClude au full-time faculty. except- IbI the chancellor. vice-chancellor iIId the associate deans. A recent report by the Governor', Faculty Compensation Study CommlUee recommends that dlinges in UW faculty salary be mad< on order to bring salaries in .... with those of faculty at other ~ universities. However. James Shea, chairman "the UniVersity Committee which tI studying faculty salaries. has <ailed, this report unfair to Parkside ""Ity S~.. , professor of Geology, thonlts that 'uch changes will only h.1.. an adverse affecl on the fac' ,Ity and ,t,denls here. "What they've done," S3Jd Shea "is to break down the salaries i.nt~ three groups and compare tbe groups system-wide." The breakdown into full associ. ate and assistant professor salaries is one of the main problems With the report, according to Shea "Why by rank? They assume au the ranks have the same meaning throughout the UW system. whicb they don't," he said. "At Parkside, we have an extremely conservative system of promotion to full professor There certainly haven't been very many promotions since I've been here," The policy of conservative promotions keeps the average salary of both full and assocsate protessors relatively high, when compared to the rest of the system, said Shea. In fact, the average salary 01 a full professor at Parkside IS about $2000 higher than the median salary in Ihe group co>ered by the Gover· nor's ComnuUee report. Tbe bottom hne, Shea indicated. is that instead of receiving as much as $406,000 in 'catch-up' money. Parkside may receive as little as $43,000 or aboul a 1.1 percent aver· age raise increase per penon. opposed to a 9.9 percent incr~ "What they're ,aying:' sa.d Food service cuts employees by JeD. Tualdeict service try to use as many students News EdItor as possible. but the number IS llmited due to the employ .. union con- One Union employee has been tract. He added that st~t hours :: oil and one 'tudent employee can be exteaded by catenng. S been let go from Heritage Food "Hopefully business WID poet up' rsterns, the campus food service. and we can bring everybody. bact'. ~~nc to Pat Nora, Food Nora said. Desptte the drop In busi· ~ 'ICC Manager, the layoff was ness. Nora does not foresee ~y .... ~USCd by a drop in business in the nificant increase in food pnces 011 ilion Dining Room, Union Square campus. "Food prices are gouII. to :: the .Coffee SluJppe. Nora said go up but not drasticall~= the ,business usually drops during Ithink we remam Juste are not the __ I~~ semester due to a lower we were ~t year. W uw Syst "~,vw,.... t. ltighest priced In the , Cl'?' witelt IS a cyclical thing with us but we're not the lowest - - re .. re every year we can predict the middle:' be said ~ the laYOff, are going to have Nora feels that il has been a:= take Place and the people under. year for food semce, and end 01 ~ that." said Nora. "I don't like specials are P~ r:.~~ May 4. lba e. layoff, because it means the semester. " . Bananas" be t bllSlness is not what it 'hould there WIll be a . GoinC Room rnor8eheve me, if Icould keep ten special In the U:;: DuunIl one ro e people working all year where ,Iudenls purchase bathlUld, I WOuld.It is just the fact of of the food Items COO, laIJWICBi<: Pen \ayeoIffsOOd', will receive a ree do .. rVlc,~ operallon that nanas will asla be "Study Break" St OCCur. There U· Square and beoalIden\s' work hours have also specials in thed",=the last week CUI back In lood services, ae- Coff.. Sboppe w.... week <lInIiII& to Nora. He siad thai food of scbOoI and dunDll fiDaIs • Shea, ·1S·Look Ialow ,.,.... Ixulty is eanunc Ieoa. '" lIo!n's ..... percent pay . 'aod lbe1 eap«t that to bnnc III up to f "e're :z:; pertelt down Shea quoled DvetsdJ's report and pointed I I saIarw:s for lull professors al Parkside -.. down in real doIIan from SUo .. 1974 to 59.1 today "We can abo cot fooled by real and nonuoal ...... " Shea said ., ommaI have.-_ led smre 1m, but real ...... declined by ..... a qa:ut2r ".~ lot of people _ al Parbide are -aw,. WltiaIIy I...than they dod YftR At a tune 01 tbeIr hfe _ people wouJd be fSPO<WlC 10 eom a bll more, lbe1 re eeumc Iess." In the IoIlI term. limo,... s . people ler are DOl faculty, a<eordulg 10 "Sunply speaking, )..... pay for Ml«. you ply ..,..'1 be 10 _ tile 01 faculty you I In torms 01 .Iy and ltit_ It. III the _ 01 the sludealJ SlId the tupaytn to eet cood people are do _II: said In Doetsch s .. port • trend DOled was lIlal of Parlside larv\ty .-. wbo ..... teadwlc awards. or - ior scboIar .wards - tile -_ 01 Partside' fxuJty - __ decbne In real .... been abool 17 percent ..- 1m, wbereu 01 tile .. facWty .-..ben ,till at Partside ... 01 these annls. the __ real Cerda ...... P..-: Gusken open forum ( Vandals attack Park ide Student group holdawar Movie review: Hlcema HThe Miser" continue perfor Loop 500 a roUBe g ucce Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Park ide facu by John Kovalic Feature Editor The real wages of assistant pr<r I rs have fallen by over a quarter smre 1972. In the same time pethe real wages of both a ociand full professors has fallen by hly the same amount. This ns that an average professor at de hs seen his standard of livlall dramatically o er the last 12 rs These figures, cited in a recent d) by Parkside iate Profesof Economics Lany Duetsch , lude all full-time faculty , exceptchancellor. vice-ehancellor the associate deans . recent report by the Goverrs Faculty Compensation Study Committee recommend that es 1n UW faculty salary be In order to bnng salaries in with those of faculty at other em univers1ties . However, James Shea, chairman of the University Committee which tud)'lng faculty alaries, ha lled this report unfair to Parkside tty hea, professor of Geology. that such changes will only n adverse affect on the facand tudent.s here. Food service cuts einployees by Jenme Tunldei New Editor ~ nion employee h been ope off and one student employee been let go from Heritage Food tl'ms, the campus food service. A. Ording to Pat Nora, Food ce Manager, the layoff was INSIDE U . by ~ drop in business in the on Dirung Room, Union Square 1 lhe _Coffee Shoppe. Nora satd 1 b~ness usually drops during olkinng semester due to a lower ent. "It is a cyclical thin with u. e ery year we can predict n the layoUs are going to have e Place and the people und rlo that." said Nora. "I don't l.ixe make layoffs because it means busin is not what it hould Believe me, if I could keep ten r ore People working all year ~ d I WOuld . It is just the fact of fOOd service operation that )'Off do OCCUr." bdents• wort hours have also ~t back in food services, acto ora . He siad that food Vandal attack Student group Movie re 0 • iew: Loop 00 a ro aw perfor g z n....'. ILetters to the Editor I Who's 'name withheld'? DowFAkJr. Dar-. IIIJ lbrft ,.,on at U W hr' ......... .-I tIw -Jaritlr of ftIDcIr .w , r n pnaled ... ...... tIw Itt1en lD tIw _ ..., '" tIw Itt1en wee ..- .." N.- ilWlejd" Wllo is "Nome ...,. 'r- ...... 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Write a Letter to the Editor , ~ It's time to drink it up Silly thoughts {rom the man in ch,¥ge: Monday's opt'II lorwn with Cbancfllor Alan (iusJun pI'O\'ed to bo \be same 01' thing. Nol only was the crowd .... the same (small), bul even \be people who altftldod are the same ones who ALWAYS altend the OOCl a serneste!' eo;enl Oh, wen, at least some people botbos- to C2J'f. One U>1..... l1nI note from the lorum was one 01 the f.. wps Guslun bas eYer made spealting to a crowd. (Alter au.• boIIeYe bo's cbost-wrilten several public ..... v"C lextbooks-boy. can he t.alk. You don'l even have ID ask hun a question. Just cJ,ance al him once aDd oU he coes.• ) But anyway, a liUle while after denouncing the "free.-fIowin& alcoholic .... er.I8es .. on campus and say- UlI that Paltside is "an educallonal inslllulion. nol a bar." Gustin acIdnssed the ISSUe of lbe Big Brother t.avern league, which IS wailing to po""," on Parkside and its alcohol the rust chance il gets. <Those jealous _.lbem.) TaItmc aboullhese oulslde Ulfluences, GusJtin menbooed tbat "we don't encourage anybody other than students ID dnnIt (out herel." As they say in Chancellor ac:booI. Big AI "Oops." ThaI's OK. we don'l always belieYe )'OU anyway. ********** Speaking about encoUl'1lilJ1g studeots to booze it up - be sure ID renembe< thai you only have unlll the end of this senester lo do it In comlort, .so be SUIe to st.art early (I rsIl, chdn'l say thai - I was misquOIedl ....Ipolioes WIll t.ake effecl next semester. Arnone 1M MW Ilens mclude: no more pitchers of heft. no It'IOI'e carafes and half caraIes of "";ne and don'l forget. only ODe alcoholic .... erag. per persOn (01 IepI ace. o( <our'Se) per trip to the bar. 'Ibis Ialest Ilem _three very useful purposes: burrunc oIf those aJcoholic calories WIth aU 01 that - .... Iearrung how nol to be pallenl by bemg consumed by the coneestJon althe bar; and supplymg the campus sticty-rmgen WIth au o( your valuables and/or boob when eYerybody (rom your t.able has to go up to the bar ID order to get aoo!her round. ~ ~ •__ .•_.. EdiI:.- ... ~TuIlieItz_ .... _ _ .• ~ • Job 1[_ - F_. EdiIor '01 PIIrida 0mlb6e_ _ Spom F.dit« C Mkbel KaiIas___ ,, ... ..~ F.dit« ,. Dow cE ...._ .-"c.".EdiIa AM,8u t __ _ .... M. Cd CM' c.Claallft_ .__ _Mwa 55 aMe I" Jill wwme, .NWIa t:MItriIIetioi U•• scer Pat • _AlIt. B $ Ma Sib WRl'I'ERS Kari Dillon. Bob Kiesling. Carol KorteDdtc:t. JeCl Leiswii Rick Laebr, Robb Luellr, 1M"Oberbnmer. Toay Racers, Bill Stou-- pard. idt Thome. SaraII Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERs Itar& Cairo, Todd lferbot. Kara TraIel by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won'l be any IUD' I chd.) I can'l let *las*l w*ee*k's*i*nfa*mo*us*5*th Annual51_ Awards Banquet pass by withoul a menllon. Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one. I've beeI al all five of Ihe "fun" events excepl for Iasl year. but from whal I hear ahoul thai one. I'm glad f WIS m I Paltist.anian jail althe time. This year. 10and beboId I success was achieVed. Even the yearly "enter'taJDdl slide present.allon was good. Bul (of course) there was one major disappooJIIJIlO thai made the olherwise successful event only a IIll1dIy successful one: those lhin~s that were supposed III br black olives were hard and tasteless enolll:h to _ members 01 the PSGA Senale. In next week's final edition of the Ranger: Serious thoughts {rom the IIIJII in charge. er o the Editor I me withheld,? • a ares ect·o Write a Letter to the Editor It's time to drink it up from the man in cb~rg_e : forwn with Cbancellor Alan Uuskln ol ' thing. only was the small), but en the people who AL A VS attend the t Oh , well at least IKMlle people WR by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won't be -any fun did .) ********** I can't let last week's infamous 5th Annual Awards Banquet pass by without a mention Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one . J' at all five or the " fun" events except for last ye,r , fro11_1 what I hear about that one, I'm glad I • • P tanian jail at the time. This year. lo and behold.• ~ was achieved . Even the yearly "entertailill slide presentation was good. But (of course ) there was one major diSA~ that made the otherwise successful event only • uct'eSSful one: those things that were supposed 10 black olives were hard and'tasteless enough to members of the PSGA Senate. In next week ·s final edition of tht &nger: Serious thoughts from the maa in charge. 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The annual Gen Con convention DC war and fantasy game enthusiasts beld at Parkside pumped $614,000 into the local economies of Kenosha and Racine last summer. shows a study conducted by Parkside professon and students. Ceo Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is sponsored eacb August by TSR jne., 01 Lake Geneva, makers 01 the eoormously successful Dungeons & DragOllS role-playing lantasy game. The study, directed by James Rovelslad and Judy Vibnain, both Parkside business professors, was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI. Some 6,000 persons attended. A team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants, aslUng questions that sought to detennine who the garners were and how they spent their money. According to the study, 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties. represented nearly every state and many areas of Wisconsin, and brought new money mto the area. Most were upscaled young males who were either students or had professional or managerial jobs. the .tudy said. Most had at least two years of college. The study said the garners and their guests .pent a total 01 about '1.4 million over the four days of the convention. Of that amount. $614,000 went directly into the eoonom.ies of Kenosha and Racine througb the purchases 01 goods and services such as plI, lood, lodging. car maintenance and recreational activities. More than half of the money James Revelstad went out of the two-county area, the study shows, either to businesses in other areas of the state ($268,- 000) or to businesses out of state ($487,000). Most 01 that money went to the dozens of game vendors who sold their wares at a trade show during the convention. Rovelstad, who directs the newly established Parkside Center for Survey and Markeling Research, said it might be possible lor local businesses to even further increase the local liscal yield from the convention through methods such as tour groups and displays by local chambers of commerce del.ailing the many activities, events and recreational opportunities available in the Kenosha-Racine area. "There are a lot of things people can do in this area:' Rovelstad said. "Everything from Iishing to touring. There are plenty 01 parks, historical sites and commercial facilities that can be pleasant ways to spend an afternoon. There are good theaters, restaurants and otber fonns of entertainment available. You've got to let people know what's out there." Former prof dies Emeritus assistant prolessor 01 Englisb Bernard P. Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where he had lived since retiring lrom Parkside in 1971. He had taugbt for 25 years at the UW Racine campus and llJen at Parkside and was an organizer and officer of the Racine- Kenosha Branch 01 the American Civil Liberties Union. He received his undergraduate degree at Wabash College and the graduate degree at the University 01 Dlinois. SuIVivors include his wife Betty, who also taught Eng1isb at the lormer Racine campus, and a son and daughter-in-law, James and Anneke Ponak of Los Gatos, Calif. RANGER Vandalism makes mark on campus What ..menliaJ need does vandalism fill? Is it cheap thrills lor bored professors, a release for lrustnted freshmen, a display 01 power for wimps or is it just soeething to do? One area laking its lair amount 01 scribbled tables, ripped chairs and dismanUed bathrooms in the library. Director of the Library Learning Ceoter, HanneIore Rade<, bas also WO<ldered this berse1f, especially with the incrase 01 vandalism in the library. Rade< leels tbis has been the worst year ever' lor vandalism, "Vandalism ranges from tape marks on the waU (paint peels when they're removed) to an entire demolished area," said Jack Dudley, director 01 the Pbysical Plant. He agrees with Rader about the increase in vandalism lately, yet he still believes that Parkside is one of the best lookinl universities in the UW system. This semester alone, seven cases 01 vandalism have been reported. Some of the cases were torn couches, fluorescent tubes removed from the Ughts and the lncreasingly popular lad of destroying the men's bathrooms Since the scbool has up to a $300 deductible, most of the vandaliJm goes UDreCOrded, yet aU 01 it costs the scbool. Accordinc to Rader, this destruction ultimately costs the student. Rader said that library _ty Is minimal_ "The stafl watches, but we can't cover three: floors too well. We're wortiDI with .iii 'barebottom' personnel," added Rade< Assistant director of Security Vin· cent Gigliotti, _ Wlth Rade<, adding that it's diIficuIt to ha.., someone patrol the area _nUy and almost Impossible to cateb someone in the act 01 vandalism. Union Director DiU Niebuhr has seeD DO increase of vandalism in the Union, whicb be atlriboles in part to past precaulioaary measures. New Union lurniture will be "vandalism proof:' because it's al· most impossible to slit open. "We Iry to clean graffiti ncbt a.. y. so others cIon't add to il," said Niebuhr. Rader said, "I'm bopiDc for an increased a........... of vandalism. Let people know it's bappening and eocourace them to report or stop Rader cited by alma mater Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been named a distinguisbed alumnus of the University 01 Michigan School 01 Library Science, Rader earned master's degrees in library science and German literature as weD as a bacbelor's degree in Russian and Spanish at Michigan. She recently returned to the Ann Arbor campus to accept the di'lingujs~ alumnus award and to he a featured speaker in the annual alumni-in-residence ~. She spoke on "Can We SUlVlve: The Academic Library of the 1980's." . Rader is one 01 only 31 Uruversity 01 Michigan scbool alumni to be selected as distinguished alumnI since the award was first gIVen In 1969. She came to Parkside in t980 Irom Eastern Michigan University, where she was assistant humanities librarian before being promoted to coordinator 01 the university's Center lor EducatiooaJ 1Iesclurees. Rader's expertise in bibliographic instructioa and staff development bas made her a popular speaker at major library coolerences and sbe bas published extensively on those subjects_ Recently, she was appointed editor of Reference SerW:es Review, a major library journal published by Pietiaq Press in Ann Arbor. any vandalism. t, To lurther persuade students to report crimes of vandalism, PattsIde bas a Reward Procnm- nus was >el up by the UW Risk Management C"OI'IUDittee to cave memo ben the aotbority to offer up to $100 for informatioD OIl "ndahan, theft. false ~ aIanm, anon or bomb threats. The student _ report the crime immediately and may........., anonymous. Acconlulc to Karm LouripD, Educatiaaal Services assistant, the _ committee mllSl tbU)nt ,P • ~ ..... by Dow Mdtw, -. SUA! the lnIonnatloe IS nIid and IeacIa to aD arrest After that. the P"OC'e8 of obcelD'nc tM reward Is fatrty CII'd. Dudley aDd Rader boIb ItIt thai ¥aDdaItsm Is DOl _ by the major, itJ of the _ bodJ, bot ralber a .-- lew II affects, • e... ,.... "t'se _ IotIe1 to tIot - Irnm _ ~ tIot ned•lim• I tw.rtiJy C08Nt wttII u.- st_ts," Ooadley stated Rader added, "You're really dam- ... ,..,....., ....... ,.,.. dlomaet parts of the _ •• wl) .. o • 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The IMllill Gen Con convention oI war and fantasy game enthus1asu held at Parkside pumped 14,000 .into the local ecooomi of Kenosha and Racine last summer. hows a study conducted by Parkside professors and students. Gen Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is nsored each August by TSR Inc., of Lake Geneva, makers of the enormously successful Dungeons & Dragons role-playing fantasy ame. The study, directed by James Rovelstad and Judy Vilmain, both Parkside busin professors. was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI . Some 6,000 persons attended. team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants. king questions that sought to determine who the gamers were and how they spent their money. According to the study . 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties, represented nearly every state and many area of Wasconsin. and brought n w money into the area. o I were upscaled young mal ho were either students or had prof · onal or managerial Jobs . th tudy d . Most had at 1 t t o y ars of roll ge. The study said the gamers and their gu ts spent a lot.al of about SU million over the four days of the conv ntion. Of that amount. 14,000 went directly into the et'OllOrni of Kenosha and Racine through the purchases of goods nd 1 uch as , food, lodging. car maintenance and r reational ctiviU . tore th n hall of the mon y went out of the tw~unty area , the study sbo • either to busi es in other ar of the late ( 000) or to busin out of tale ($487 ,000 ). Mo t of that money went lo the dozens of game vendo who sold their wares at a trade show durin the convention , Rovel.stad , ho directs the Former prof dies Em rih1s · tant prof r of English Bernard P . Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where h bad lived since retiring from Park- 1de in 1971. He had taught for 2S years at the UW Racine campus and then at Parkside and was an oranuer and officer of the RacmeKenosha Branch of the American Civil Liberties Union. He received · undergraduate degree at Wabash College and th graduate degree al the Uru,.·ersity of Illinois . Survwo include his wife Betty, who also tJtught English l the former Ra ine cam • and a n and daughter-in-law. Jam and Ann e Poruk of Los Ga , Calif . Vandalism makes mark on campus d . .. l'm boplnc for increased a'llrllftt'teSS of vandalism Let people t' and «N:'t'>l.lra.e them to report or top Rader cited by alma mater H nnelor B. Rader, director of Par ide's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, h been named a d.istingui hed alumnus of the University of 1ichigan School of Library Scien e. Rader earned m ter's d gr in library science and Gennan literature as well a bachelor' degree n Russian and Spanish at M.ichi• an. he recently returned to the nn Arbor campus to accept the di tingui hect Jumnu · aw rd nd to be a featured peak.er m the annual alumru-m-residence program. She poke on " Can We urvwe: The Academic Library of the 1980' _, . . Rader is one of only 31 na, erity of Michigan school lumni ~ be l led a distinguished ~I~ ·n<'e the award was first given m 1969. . 980 he cam to Parkside in l from Ea.stem Michigan niversi_ty, here he a i tant humaruti • n.nday. MayS. 1114 5th Annual Awards Banquet Program recognizes student group members 't would have been difficult ereat- a serious car accidellt ill "-- ~ awards " said one student wbo ber, while he was serviDg ~ ~ the banquet. Chancellor president. ~ Alan Guskin and AssisWlt Chancel- In lbe put. Poereba pia lor Carla Stome were awarded active role in several ~ "WeIcom" to Miller Time" by the "None of us knows bow IIUIdl UWPDT. Stof8e wanted to make a tential.be could bave given pJ:: correction on a Ranger story. de. This year he ViOuId have """ ....... in a past article \be WrIter an obVIOUScontender lor tho D;,. told 01 seeln& her under the table tinguished Student Awan!. s...... (in \be Union) drUnI<. She amended of this. we're given him • 'POdIl this bY saying abe wasn·t intoncat- award." said Couvion. 1'ht pIaqu, ed. only pickiJl& up popcorn off lbe WI read: Phil POIfeba. Ia ....... floor. tion 01 dedicated ....... to tho 'Ibe evening closed wilb a dedi· dents of UW·Parbide. AprU ~ calion to Phil Pogreba. who was 1ft 1984. . Senate considers education budget Are you man enough to enter? C I Woman enough to buy tickets? a I - Warn Bam Singing Telegram! . 553·9095 SWim Suit - Talent. Formal Competition FABULOUS PRIZES! 25- TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV'" ALSO. WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION." ~~~~~~~iiiiiiiiiiiii;;;;;;;;;;;;;'~=== bepD With a sIlde preI<!Illalion -me tbf .... ,..... •• _1Ios aad ItIIdmt W•. maFjooIrIowotar&.alltibufUOsliDde -p. rese.-ted· -.10 to IIa .-bon, adriIen _lor laipb-' -,<. IlisIlDpIoMd Serrice Awards W8'e give to IDdividaals _ lDaa_' ." _ ..... ..,tIle oIIoer -.. • bei"I oubtaadiIIC and _Ill«. Recipiellts 01 _ W8'e' SOC-Volerie 0l00II and .lad< 1teaIper; PAB-Katb aar- _ MIke Dry; "- Suppcrt-Laun Mdrdrie and Lawm O>rist-...; PSGA-5<otI Pel..- and Teny ~.,;.....1~.31t,eD ~ aad.len- OMIt _ .-.. tile PreIi· _ Afti'd. 'nlIs award "liVeD to __ -..up qualities of a opeafk: iDdmduaI. '!be pres ~,n\s 01 d..if.f.e.f.t.D.t .... "intiae' vote on the Prot ..... Dovid Habbel received AdviIes" of the V_ Award for his _ wilb tile Parlr:Jide AsIocialion 01 CommllDlC8lDrs Admow\edgemeDts ..... gi.... to students iDvolved in lIomecommg aad Winter carnival 'Ibe Homecomin& Committee lIIC1uded: Chair· man Terry Tunks. Carla Thomas. Louis Valdejah. Dan Ga1braJlb. P2t B~ Cbud<-. J-u. Pbil· lip&, Valerie 0II0n. KeD Meyer and Pal MuDigan. People compooinC the Winter carnival Committee were: Chair· man Valerie Olson. Bill Bader. Mark Chrlst.n •• n, Deborah Dewysl. MIke Dry. Frank Gregory. CarlIle BaImo. Chris J{ammeIeV. Jad< Kemper. KeD Meyer. Jut Niet- .... aad Bruce Preston. Eocb ,.,... one student is c_ 10< bis/her emiJIoDI dedication to. tbf ICbool A -.Jed Terry Tunts received Ibis ,.,... •• boaor. "Witboul corporate spoasonhiP. -'On~Fl'1day AApnI_27 tbf 6fIII Nt- 8Mqaot_ .b.eId..8d",.Ioo.I......... is give yeor\y ! I ..... -' the .-....---....... 8ooddl' CooowIoe, Cuoo 'I Iv 01 _ -'IIJI tIliI_ is .... to II plw _ ..... ... I ed __ totbf ICbool ON.- 1lIded. "Recopt- _ 10 a ...,-. ()( ...... JOII caa _ raIIr poJ 1Ild .. tbf ___ It's jolt one """ 01 II)'- "IMab.'. "-'-I IIIe _.1 t h ..- _W8_'e ?0 •DuCAalIrala G_oI_oIr:la. ,.. IIIe t .. _ adriIen 01 "- .S.t.a.d.e,Dnt. OParrpt:nIItdroau,-. Owm-H. tet. tbf Out T_. lIIod< _ Or· poIII_. tbf ?,...-.., Part· lido "-<1M .... 01 CommUDicalon. tbf Parbide Sluclml CoYeromeo1 A-=-_ ODdRance- n. ~enlnc started off Wllb <OCttaill. pc oceecled Wllb a r.... _ aad was completed wilb \be -.10 procnm The mailer ODd __ of ceremonies ...... Buddy CouvIon aad Maril)'D BuceaboceD Tb. actual award presentation Nest week \be U.S. Senate WI lake up tile bIadIet resolution that sets rJICII ,.,... (FV)1ll85 funding li· mits for led.ral education pro- 1f8DlI. including financial aid. 'Ibe Senate's action. expected bY Coogressional s1aflto be as early as \be middl. 01 next week. Will com· p1ement _. 01 a budget resolu· llon by lb. House 01 Rep.... nla· bv.. belore Congress' holiday recess Senate Joint Budget Resolu· tion t06, being reported out 01 \be Budget Corrunittee. would provld. • NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COpy EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parksldestudent In good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C funding for all education programs ooIy atl~eIs \be sam' as lor FY84. rougbly .15.5 billion. Senators Bradl.y (D·New Jersey). StaUord (R·Vennonl) and Pell CD-Rhode lslandl are sponsoring an amendment to lbe budget to increase the education spending limit to .17.6 billion. companblo 10 ~ fl1 billion target cootaiDod is U. House's hudget resolulloo. Student leaders al 1ota1. lblo and national 1~e1s bave IIped~ 3 to 5 percenl real incre-. .... tilied by enrollment iDc:rases .. cent cuts and economic needs Small business pitfalls Th. piUalls of establishing a small business WI be discussed in a two-session course from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Wednesdays, May 16 and 23. in Union Room 104. Total cost is f20. Advance registration is required and can be don. by calling 553-2047. ne course is designed for the potential or new small business owner or manager. but can also ,help people wilb established busi· n..... recognize areas of ....... in Iheir own operations. Arthur E. Robinson, pmidoDt 01 lbe Racine-based managemeal_ sultant linn RobinsoD. Evans IIld Associates will instruet the COUI1f The course is sponsored by Park· side's olliee of Business 0utlf8dl in lbe Business and AdminillralM Science Division; UW _. and Parkside·. Small BusiDoIIllovelopment Center. coonlioal<d ill BiD Hughes . ... Program r cognizes student group members it would have been difficult creatUIC awards," said one student who attended the banquet. Chancellor Alan Guskil'I and Assistant Cbaneel· lor Carla Stoffle were awarded "Welcome to Miller Time" by the UWPDT. Stoffle wanted to make a correction on a Ranger story, where in I past article the writer told of seeing her under the table (lD the Union) drunk. She amended this by saying she wasn't intoxicated, only picking up popcorn off the floor. a serio~ car accident in flie eftfling closed with a dedi· lion to Phil Pogreba, who was in ber, while he was serving as n.,,, president. • ,11,A In the past, Pogreba pla active role in several 0 ~ "No_ne of us knows how mueh tential _he could have given Part.. de. This year he would hav b . e an o vtous contender for the tinguisbed Student Award . of this, we're given him 1 award," said Couvion. The ~ read: Phil Pocreba. In r lion of dedicated laVice to the dents of UW-Parkside. April ~ 1984. Senate considers education budget • EWS ED TO • FEATURE ED TOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COPY EDITOR • A VE T SI G ANAGER • ss B SI ESS A A ER • • DIST IBUT 0 A GER in good s a ding ca r mg leas r. p ne ce pre rred. All pos1t1ons are paid Apphcat,on av Uab n the Rang r ott·ce 0139C (undi for all education programs onl at 1 els the same as for FY84, roughly 115 .5 billion. Senato Bradley (D-New Jer- ), Stafford (R-Vennonl) and Pell D-Rhod land) are ponsoring an am1end:menl to the budget to inth education pending limit to $17.6 billion, comparable to $17 billion target contained 111 House's budget resolution. Student leaders at loral and national levels have ~ 3_ t~ 5 percent real increases art i.lif1ed by enrollment increases, r cent cuts and economic Small business pitfalls The pitfall of e tablishing a small UWIJI~ wilJ be discussed in t · n course from 7 to 9 tive Wednesdays , ay 16 d 23 , in Union Room U>-t. Tota.J cost is $20. Advance regt10n as required and can be ne by calling 553-2047. The course · d igned for the po en · l or new small busmess o r or mana er, but can also people with established busi- (II n es recognize areas of • in their own operations. Arthur E . Robinson, ~I ol the Racine-based management suit.ant finn Robinson, Evans Associates will mstruct the The course is sponsored b) Parl side's office of Business Ou in the Business and Administra Science Division; UW ElttnSIOII and Parkside's Small Busines velopment Center, coordinated Bill Hughes . Are you man enough to enter? Call~oman enough to buy tickets? Warn Barn Singing Telegram! s . 553-9095 w,:;1A Suit - Talent • Formal Competition BULOUS PRIZES! 2sc TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV!" ALSO, WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION.'' . TIIunday, May 3, 1984 Eft Job hunters must be prepared ployment and know what will make sense to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step is creating your resume. This is a general, overall view of you and your past job experiences. Linquist stressed, "The resume is not a vehicle to a job, but the vehicle to your interview:' There are three types of resumes - the cbrooological, the functional and a combination of both. The chronological lists all your past job experiences, from the past up to the present. The functional contains only those jobs that relate to your present situation. The combination is self-explanatory - it cem- • bines both methods, but the penon would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job. "Avoid weasel words," stressed Linquist These are passive words that don't say much of anything. Such words to avoid include aided. assisted. helped. received or par. by Carol Korteudick ticipated. Other tlungs to avoid are trite, overused and self-servu>g phrases such as self confident. cost oriented. solid foundation. thoroughly trained. well versed in, linthand knowledge of. ideas penon, Uke to make tIungs happen accept responsibility and bigb-.rgy person. Lioqwst said these words tum an employer off. because: an employer wants to hear soroetlung dlIferent. Instead. said Linqwst. use aclJOll verbs Accent your resume with words that emphasize achievements. Some such words are accomplished. augmented, cernpleted, delegated. established, ... panded, launched. pinpointed. published. solved. surpervised, tnpted. unified and utilized. "When you reach the lOt..".,... you're going to be a salesperson, selling yourself in different terms than the resume,' said Linqwst. 'V,'hen j....gt!lto ~ ~ you're gotng from ob)Cctrve to jectlve. You may ... d tIIal !au maybe DOt. but that's reahry " Upon eIltermc the _, the .... ter.iewer will usaally tty to find COIIlIIlOII Il'JUDd and tbeD prOCO!ed to the topic at baud. He's _ to ... tndI: questions. to try to catdl According to Job Service's Richard Linquist. before a job position goes public. it's already been filled about 70 percent of the time. It costs an employer money to put out the ad. go through the resumes and !Dtemew people. Because of this future job hunters must prepare themselves for the changing job scene. "When you're starting to think about marketing yourself. go to a bigger labor market and do your homework. Know a tiltle of what the organization does. its mission," advised Linquist. He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as better. bigger job markets for graduates. Linquist listed three stages necessary for obtaining a job. Job seekers should begin with the preparation stage. Know the technical jargon or the prospective place of ern- ~FunRun' funds Vets' to rai•se CIIiId Care Coatfr and ParlJlllle'l vou·Oq ....._ ... It Rth.eptntioD I"u"f ."."Ud:":"'~~~= and .t -" sbopo _ III ~. RadM_ ""' .....kioe. '!be t4p tint --. bolIt _'J __ ·s I' IIId alder) ~ bo __ tropIDa '!be t4p two f Ia the ,...... _ I~ "1IId _I (lC__ _..... _ForvID-Of.e.I'MarmoIlool oaPaartoat 55).22lII or.. ! 1ft! Ridl II 5M-*6 Iller ~ pm. The second .annual (Jl'~mlle "Fun-Run." 3pOdHed by _. de's studellt Veterans' Orpaizaliou, will be at , a m 011 Saturday. May 19, startioC __ the bnd&e IuWng Molinaro Hall Ind the lhUoa IIwIdinC _ faDer Loop Road Entry 10 the run is 1I5 1ft advaD<e and S7 the day of the ..- M- 'IIDCe regJS1ntioo deodline is Fnday, May It Coot indIIlIes I ·Vets' Fun-Run" T-tbut _ two _ for t>evences PtO<£eds of the _ will 10 to the Muocular DtstJupI't "--- tion, the Disabled Vet....... of Amenu OrJaJUUlUOD. Parmde Mexican holiday observed Mayo and Why We CeJebreale." a famous MI!lDcaJlgenenl and his The panel will include Salamon heavily oulnlllllbend troops repuls. Flores a UW-Milwaukee education ed the Freueb for _ days at prof~r - Oscar Mireles of the "Pueblo. '!be MexicaD army lost that Fiesta P~tria Committee •an area battle. but eveDtua1ly led Mesko to Hispanic culture group; 'Art Mar- i15 indepeDdence from Fnnce. lioez, of the Spanish Centers, inc.. "'!be FIfth of May is ~ of the in Racine and Kenosha' and David most JlIlportant holidays III M.... Granados. of the area' chapter of can culture." Gomez said "It the League of United Latin AmeIi- stu>ds for the In!edom. coarace can Citizens. and iolIepeude .. e of all MexicaD Parkside sociology professor r.::peop!e=='."-----------------------------------, Lionel Maldonado will moderate the discussion. For more infonnation on these even15, call 553-2278. Teoby Gornez. a counselor 10 Parkside's office of Student Development and a coordinator of UWP's Cinco de Mayo observance. said the FIfth of May is to Mesican people wha"l the Fourth of July is to Americans. He said the celebration dates back to the 19th century Mesican- French War when. on May 5. 1862. A free public perfonnance by the cluldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe "EI Ballet Folklorico de Waukesha" will highlight Parkside's first observance of the traditional Mexican-independence holiday "Cinco de Mayo" (Fifth of Mayl, which is similar to America's Fourth of July celebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7:30 p.m. on Friday. May C, in the Union Square. Following the troupe's performance. the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella." which performs contemporary pop music as well as traditional Hispanic music in both Spanish and English. will perform at 8:30 p.m., also in the Union Square. The dance is free and open to the public. At I p.m. on Wednesday, May 2. 10 Union Room 104-106. there will be a free public panel discussion lIUed "The History of Cinco de Ranger needs writer Kenosha savings and Loan PREE E I• . I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40.000 in 1984! . 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Send check or money order for only 9.95 pos.p - d . , elude my list of books and publications co,,'e!"ng lt~ 10 ustl')ci plu~ a brief informative letter on how I got InVO V . r se~ jUSL- 2,00 for the list and my Lette~(money refu':abl~ 4. f· d) D_ Hot ... ....-.a- Eidwpa IF._ .... 1IN0t4o-r5e4r. toS:t.......K.....-o sheWI 5514. 8.. Pie ...........-allow 2-3 week::. I for deHvery. And welcome to an ex.cltmg career. In your choice of TWOgreat accountsl 593S 11 Aft • 661"" West s.de-1S3S ~ BlI'#.8141-' _1,",_ --..no!>2nd $I ~'20 South s.de-1D35 22ncf A,... 65113010 Paddock LPe-24721 ~ St At- so 14.3-2lII Lake Gel\eYa-410 8toect 51 2.&&-1141 ~ Thursday. May 3, 1984 Job hunters must be pr pa e by Carol Kortendi k According to Job Service's Richard Linquist, before a job po ·uon goes publi , it's already been filled bout 70 percent of the time. It ts an employer money to put out ad, go through the r umes and mterview people. Because of this future job bunters must prepare themselves for the changing job e. " When you're starting to think • bout mar eting yoursell, go to a bigger labor market and do yoUJ' homework. Know a little of what th organization does. its mission," dvi ed Linquist . He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as bett bigger job markets for gradual . Lmqwst listed three stages n - for obtaining a job. Job seekhould begin with the preparation tage. Know the technical jarg n of the prospective place of employment and kno what WiU make s~ to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step · creating o ~um . This is a general, overaU ~ew of yo~ and your past job experiences. Lmqu· t str ed, "Th resume is not a vehi to a )Ob. but the vehicle to your inter. · . " There are three types of r ;mn - the chco ological, the r · l and a combina.tion of both The chronological lists all your pas job experien • from the past up to e present. The functi nal contains o ly th jo t re to your present situation e m ·. nation is sell-apl.inatory - 1t bines both methods, b t the person would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job "Avoid I Linquist. These are ve that don't say much of ythi . Such ords to avoid include aided, as · ted, helped, r · ed or par- Vets, ~Fun Run, to • raise fund Mexican ho iday observed A free public performance by the c ldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe " I Ballet Folk.loriro de Waukesha" wiU ht hl.igbt Parkside's first observof the traditional Mexican-Independence holiday "Cinco de " (Fifth of May), whi h is imilM to America's Fourth of July c~lebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7 30 p.m on Friday, May 4, in th nion Square. Following the troupe· performnce, the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella," which performs con emporary pop m ic as well as lraditional Hispanic music in both parnsh and English, will perform at 8 30 p.m., also in the nio Square The dance is free and pen to the public. Al l p.m . on Wednesday, May 2. in nion Room 104-106, there WIU be a fr publi p el disc · on tit "The History of Cinco d a wr r Kenosha savings and Loan 1n vour choice of KENOSHA SAVINGS , .. - ·' ••• ¾ • ,,, \ o great accounts • Thursday, May 3, 1984 Open forum Chancellor Guskin talks about i• ssues Monday s Ranger-sponsored open forum with Chmcellor Abrl Gustin was eJd an upper Mm! Place mstead of the usua1 lid• 1.aln P • but the crowd was Still mid-siz.ed About 40 people - mostly students - ed the chancellor about tenure dffl.UOns on campus. the new proposed alcohol policies, rorporate sponsorship and collecUve bargaining. Tnve One student presented a quesuon of tenun lh1s way. " You have, one, an excellent researchff who is a good le cher, two, an excellent teacher who did good ~. and three, someone a\'"t!l'llgC at both I.d's say the third one &ets tenure and the other two don't ls this what you want people to Uunk about the Publde faculty? • " Tffll.ltt decisions are always dif. ficult for ~erybody, ancluding the people who make the dedsiom," said Gmkin "Vou set up a couple of strong people there. Who knows whether thett would be a consensus among the faculty who make the d«is1ons about bow you evaluated those three people? It's the faculty In I.hat larea) who evaluate lhe lndMduaL" "For better or for worse, and I think it's lor better lhougb tt's DOl I perfect process, the peer revl!'W system • good system lt's a system in whkb colleagues make the judgmmt about the likely producU\ ity or creatl\ity ol a coll~ for the nm 25-30 years That's what you're talking about m terms of tenun l don't know who else can m.ake that dttision." be said Guskin wd, on ba~. the (acLilty ~e done an excellent job m DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120th Ave. KENOSHA. WI 53142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of BooksLarge Selectit>n of SciFiction Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! granting tenu~ 'They tended to be kind of bard and lean toward performance rather than potential and lO want to be sure nther than havmg a maybe ·• The chancellor explained I.hat the three mtena for granting tenure are teachfng. rcseard'l and either public service or uruvers1ty ser.ice • Somebody has to be dearly com• petent," sald Guskin "You can't be 11 ery good 1n one and not good in another .. but ,rs a \'et)' subjective process •• A foUow,op question asked whether or not past tenure ded· fflHIS nugbt discourage young professors from ronung to Racine "I'd say t.bat a young person rorrung in would not ba\ e much trouble figunng out what has to be done and senior colleagues tend lo be fairly helpful in encouraging them," replied Gustin "1 think with the peer re-.iew system. the rest of us ha,·e I.be responsibility to make sure t.bal the decision was based upon some object. Ive e-.~ rather than Just person2l llk.ing or disl.ilting .. .and t.bat U follows the procedures that are c:alled for," be said Gu.skin s-id the pee- te\iew system helps keep out external inflUeDC'es in the dea- 110n-making process. Akobol Polid~ The chancellor commented on the wort of the Pan.side Union Ad· 1.uory Board (PUAB► and some of its proposals. including operung up the Union Square to~ students reganlless of age dunng days, <hscontinwng pitchers of beer and carafe:$ or wme and limiting patrons to one alcoholic beverage per tnp to the bar. Gustin stated I.hat the PUAB had been doing a good job. " I have very strong feelings t.bat au students should ha~e xcess to all ph)"Slcal Huge Quantities af Bargain Books At Unbellevllbl• Prlc" New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off New York Times , Best Seller - aperback 25% Off MC-VISA - - '"'We're not in the business to make it easy to drink. a wh?le lot. This is an educ'!!ional institution, not a bar. G k. -Chancellor us in spaces on the campus I don't think that just be(aUS(' somebody is 18. 19, 20 years old and there happens to be a I.aw related to drinking s.hould separate the students from one another. That's one of the unfortunate aspects of the law of 19 )"t'al'S old. It ~lps the high S('hOOls, but it really creates a little chaos at the WU\'ersity level," he said. Gu.skill said be ts in favor of 11}'· Ing to reduce alcohol consumption on campus. something he says aU of the UW campuses are llymg to do He sa1d thal he hopes to accomplish this •·the best way we can (while) at the same time gi\ing people as many options as we can. We"re not in the b~ess of telling people how murb they should drink But al lhe same time. we're not in the bUSUleSS to make 1t easy to drink a whole lot. This is an edu• cational institution, not a bar." "Therefore," he conunued, "we should not make 1l so easy to dnnk large amounts of alcohol " Gustin said the real roncem is to reduce the b.ab1lity of the university in terms of 18 year old students bavmg access to alcoholic beverages. Pitchers and carafes make 1t \ ery difficult to insure that lbe undenge students don't dnnk alcoholic beverages " But to be Ver) honest." be said, ' The specifics don't concern me lbat much My m:ijor concern is that we 11}' to constrain a little bit the free-flowmg alcoholic beverages on campus. And wh.ate<,er PUAB comes up with within that context, I'm happy with." Gusldn was also asked about the tavern le.ague keeping an eye on the uruversities and their alcohol policies to make sure that underage drinkers don't receive alcohol. "They've been watching us for a long time," he said. "We have to do what we think is right within the context of an educational institution. We are not in the business of being a bar, so we don't encourage anybody other than students to drink .. Guskin doesn't think the univer• sibes and the community bars are m competition, "but I can understand why they do but I can't help that. I think we should not be ... encouraging non-students to come here to drink." Corporate Sponsorship The issue of corporate sponsorship has been k.icking around the campus for quite a while and there is currently a committee fonnulal· ing a policy for events that require such sponsorship. " I've always taken a strong stand that we will not accept money on this campus for things that we are not otherwise committed to. This has been the stance we've taken. We also take that stance with research projects. We will not accept every research project on this campus if it means a commitment to resources U for example, a research contract required a matching fund beyond what we could handle, we would not accept it." Guskin also said that some proj• ects require no campus money initially, but eventually the university would have to maintain it financially. "We'd be left holding the PEER SUPPORT'S ANNUAL PLANT SALE MAY 23-24 At the Physical Plant Greenhouse HOURS: 10 am • 5 pm • Bedding Plants . • Hanging Plants we will hold your purchase until after work! bag," he said. "The whole notion of cotpo sponsorship or external sponso rate for me relates to what we wa llibip accomplish as a campus, wh~ ~ be students, one of the services !ac~lty or whatever, I have no'~ Jectlons to corporate sponso for things we really want to dors: somebody else will help us pay 1 it." or '!'he policies that are currenu being developed, said Gusk r "merely require that there be in provals. We have approval pr~ ses throughout the campus on almost everything. Corporate spon sorship is not excluded. u the students really want lo do an acliYll and strongly advocate it and i~ don't have enough money on lhelt own_to do it and it won't reqllll'tlll cumng expenses, I don't see Yilly we would disapprove it." Gusk.in pointed out th.it whilt areas such as the Alumni Assocb lion and the Biomedical Researt11 Institute sponsor one event a yw "the students run potentially SCOTb or projects a year. The truth IS beer companies (and other companies) are more interested m slll dents because they're a capttre population for them in terms of sel ting their wares. That doesn"t mtan we shouldn't approve it, it just means we have to be a little 1111n suspicious of it and ask why they're doing (it)." The key issue, said Gustin, IS beer companies. "That's the 111)' the issue arose. We never bad am problems before that. There wm neve~ any questions about sponsor ship. The concern was that as the 19 year old law came into effect the beer companies seemed to ~ increasing their aggressiveness m sponsoring events on the campus That was our concern." CoUecdve Bargain.ID& The issue of UW faculty mem hers seeking collective bargaillll!I has come up for four or fi\'e yean said Guskin, and has failed each time in the state legislature Ht said the Parkside faculty has befll heavily opposed to it· by a 2 lo I margin. Guskin thinks the issue may nol come up again next year. but ht a not certain. He feels that a colllrtive bargaining bill for the aademic staff in the UW System may be brought up before the !acully rf' submits their proposal. Guskin said he is "not opposed Continued on Page 7 Professional Resume Writing You've spenl thousands or ~ and years 10 get your diploma 00 you want a "'qu1ck1e" or quality rtsume 10 reflect you and your 111- veslmenl? save your valuablt study time and let lhe profesSiOn315 do ii. Call now Anne Gontek 63t-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parti•kle ~I Reasonable ratH, 7 Thursday, May 3, 1984 RANGER Orchestra, Chorale Groups present joint concert Guskin open Schubert's "Unfinished Symph<r forum ny" and Haydn's "Lord Nelson Mass·• will highlight joint concerts by the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concerts also will feature solos by four prominent area vCX'alists. The first performance is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 6 at the First United Methodist Church, 919 60th St., Kenosha The second is scheduled for 8 p.m. on Friday, May 11, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to both concerts is $1 for senior citizens, all students and UW-P faculty and staff and $2 for the general public. The Parkside Chorale is conducted by music professor William Meinert, the Orchestra by adjunct UW-P music professor Thomas Weyland Weyland will conduct the Orchestra during the Schubert piece, and the Orchestra and Chorale will perform Haydn's work together under the direction of Weinert. The concerts are sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts Division and Club Events Phi Gamma Nu Our bst general meeting o{ the semester will be held on Monday, May 7 at 1 p.m. in Un.ion 207. The meeting should last about one hour. Come and find out who won the 1984 PGN scholarship. Everyone is welcome. ISO The International Student Organization (ISO) will hold its elections on Friday, May 4 al 1 p.m. in Molinaro 114. Positions to be filled inclu e: president, senior and junior \'ice presidents, secretary, treasurer and party organizer. Write-ms will be allowed on the ballots. AU ISO members and prospective members are invited to our election party to be held at the Birchwood Clubhouse Friday night. We hope to see you at both the election and the party. Veterans' Club There will be a Vets' Club meeting May 7 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center. This meeting will hold elections for the 1984-85 officers. Anyone interested in voting or running for office is urged to attend. We will also be discussing the upcoming Vets' Run. For more information, call Rich Welbon, 554- 1866 after 5 p.m. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization J will hold a run-off for the election of officers on Monday, May 7 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. t~ fill the following positions: President nominees are Ernestine Weisingener and Dwight Mosby; Secre- President, Greg Holcomb: Treas• urer. Derek Thurman: Activille:. Coordinator, Danita Baker Members must be present at the meeting to vote. PSE The Marketing Club held its elections for club officers for the 1984-- 85 school year on Monday. April 23. Replacing acting President John Tropin will be Jane Martin; taltin,g over Martin's job as Vice-President or Marketing will be Mary Dowell; replacing Julie Neu, Vice-President of Personnel, is Shawn Turner EJ.iz.abeth Perry will hold her current office of Vice-President of Administration. Ron Belec will be next year's Treasurer. l\iany activities will be scheduled for the coming school year including the traditional ones such as the Loop 500, the Easter Egg Hunt at the Child Care Center. the folder project to raise money for 1nitiation fees and guest speakers for th~ business-minded students at Parkside. Business majors and any related majors sho1dd consider joirung PSE early in the school year so they don't miss a thing! Nature Walk The Racine-Kenosha Hoy Nature Club will meet on Thursday, l\iay 3, at Riverbend Nature Center, 3600 N. Green Bay Rd., Racine. A nature walk will begin at 6:30 p.m. The general meeting will start at 7: 30 p.m. and feature Dr. Torbo:5t, President of the Racine Zoological Society. speaking about new developments at the zoo. Club member Ed Prins will show slides of spring birds, including warblers, to prepare m~bers !0r the Annual Audubon Society Spnng tary nominees are Janice Block and Bird Count. New club officers will be elected. Prospective members Shawn Turner. , d all """""ns interested in nature Officers elected at last week s an . _r--- election were as follows : Vice are ~~.1.1.l.lil.l..r.i "l'l.ll'.l.11'.IIIIIIIII'-"' summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding nfmoreth ern Illinois firm. Must fill several full _or part- ~ positions. Work in local area. Starting rate 6 .8 5 . Over 18. car needed. For information contact: d UWP Job Service on Concourse May 2. Brekmar an d 12·30 pm 3, 7 and 8 between 8:30 a.m. an . . . ,,.,..,,..,,,,.,..,,..,..,..,,,,,,..,,,,..,,,,,,,.,:; proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scbolarsrup Fund. The guest solo&Sts who will perform with the Orchestra and Chorale are. -John Kuether, bass, of lltWwaultee , who has appeared frequently with Milwaukee"s most prestigious musical ensembles mcluding the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Orchestra, and has sung numerous recitals throughout Wisconsan. --Kathryn ltbgestro, soprano. of Milwa•lltee, wbo has twice won the District Metroplitan O~rn Audjtions in Milwaukee ~estro has participated in the Chingo Lyne Opera Apprentice Program and has performed with the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Opera Company as well as with the I\Wwaukee Symphony ln September she will begin an assignment as resident coloratura soprano with the opera company of Hagen. West Germany. -Mary Christensen, alto, and James Schatzman, tenor. both of R.acine. who ba\e perfonned frequently With area ensembles Sd\atmwi condl.lcts the DeKoven FesUval Choir, an Racine ensembl and Christensen is a ml.ml' instructor 1n the Racine Unified School District Weinert. who joined Partside m 1982. teartaes applied voice students met IS dirf'ctor of choral act.i\'1ties He appears l'requentl)• tn Kenosha and Racine as a vocal recit.a~ Weinert holds degrees from the Oberlin Conservatory of Music, UW-Milwaultee and l,1""-Madrson and be has conducted choral per• formancu at those institutions Weyland rf\'ened bachelors and master's degrees 111 mUSM: from Northwestern Uru\mity He ~1- 0U51y was afftli.ted with the Or· questta .teDCana de la Ju\-entud m Mexico City, Mexico. where be sened as assistant conductor and ,iotirust Currently the musk dirtttor of the UW-Park.side Ottbestra. We)·land also ts a \iolinist with the Racine Symphony On:hestra Coathnml from P e 6 to rolledhe tmp1ning m prindpl at all I think lbat io most p ""bee you bat rollccthc bargain mg, there's a ptt'tty good n for ll .. In M asw:busetts Cf or crnn.plt' > > nttdt'd colJccthe twp lo protf.'ct faculty and staff from ~'hat amounts to wblms1c.al deds on• making at stale-wide ~ds. be said ''The sate of Yi tse0mm tw a histoty of much better tr tmmt of tu We emplO) £Cflffall>, and particularly " en 1t romes to I ~ ully Our facultJ poli nd dures as wntten the adminutra· U\e code of thb lbte are stnlHlfll"f' than most uruon contracts Therefore. wd G n 1f lb faculty ba,-e collecth-e lwplnl • they may lose some of t the, al• read} hi~ Thls point. he said ls one of the ma,ar a.rrllllll~ts tollecth cw:gmung for U:c l faculty Career Sales Opportunity .. 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Stop in the Placement Office and sign up for an interview. • Northwestern Mutual Life The Quiet Cornpan~ A tough act to foUow I Tlaanday, May 3, 19" Movies ''Iceman'' entertaineth SUJ~pose one dnr ter momyou were oa your r to the grOM)' stOtt and JOU got caught In an Ice tonn that froze the entire rontlnenl 1be next J l 40 bter and you t-.a,e 1tt or ~t oo Sound mtereting, and a little Ad" Those are the two ad,ectlves that accuntety descri lhe fihn • 11.'.fflWl" 1W'ring Timothy Hutton and J Lone 1be plot of "lmnan.. simple A pre-historic lndbn dlstviered frozen ln the Atttk: Some dMmka) In bis body allows him lo be broupt bid to life, and a group of tdentists want to study hJm 1be only problem is that the medical doc:tors want to find out what is an his body by distectmg him, and Timothy Hutton, the anthropoloto study bis sou) I>) kttp&Dghimalliie The es and the concepts that this mm deals lb are so mnple Hutton, perfect as lhe li\e and mexperienced anthropolo- • has the most difficult dilemma in the film. He IS forced to place the happiness of the imnan IOO\'e the carttr SUttess be could ha~ with the aceman as a subject of study Eventually be does euctly that John Lone as the lc-eman bas a pan that bas no English He communicates to Hutton through body rIIO\'ffllents and facial expressions He is easy to understand, and one of the saddest moments in the Mm occurs when he asks Hutton, and another doctor, played by Lindsay Crouse. where his wife and children are. He had left them to find food, be says when he frozen They look at ch other and cannot teU him the answer. 1be re2l star of this film IS the entific process. The film pays close attention to 1t and raises some intttffling questions about ,t. Do we have the right to disrupt the lhes ol others in the name of sea• ence' Why do we care so little about the customs and traditions of other cult~" Whal IS to It~ SCl· entists from making mistakes that Stngra.m:s ICEMAN n\tOTIIY HtTTOS c\ :--.OR~l\.'\ JN1SO\'. - PATRICK PAUIER PRO~~·cno\'. ... A FRED SCHEPISI FlL\I ICE\1A.-. U\DSAY CROl 'E · JOH" LO'.'iE Sl'f't'fflpla) hy CHIP PROSER and JOI!._ DRl\1\IF.R SIDI) hv )OH\ ORl\1\IER Mu~K' h~ BRl CE S~EATO\ rrtlduced b) PATRICK PAL\1ER and \OR\l\. "- ]E\\1SO\ Oirl'Cled by FRED SCHEPIS! ~~~!l!-~ •. ' ; could cause irreparable damage? "ICfflWI" probably will not win any great awards, but I don't think that It WU designed to. It is a quiet fllrn that depicts the interaction of two people who are 9eplnted i,, 40,000 yean, but manage to Jind 1 common bond in the COll'lpallioe ac humanity. I left this film with a littlt at, ent attitude toward scieDCf 111d 1 also think that our society tads to be a little heavy-handed at times about deciding what is belt for everyone else. Hutton Slid it best when the other scientists wanted lo keep the iceman u: a per1llaDml cage. " It"s life," said one or them ''Not for ham.'' Hutton answer!d Dr. Bill speaks out!!! byBillS~ Hello everybody! I was JIISI th.inking that it was high time lbat I took a few seconds to thank you all for all of your adoration towards me. I just think that all of you art incredibly intelligent to worsllip me, and I (although I really don I need to) thank you from the bottom of my heart. I must confess that I was astounded by the number of letters tbat I round in my envelope this Wftk It must mean that I'm doing one bell of a job fixing up your troubled lit!· le lives because I only received oet lousy little letter this week' Let me just say this: if )'OIi tbiDl that you 're better qualified to dell with your problems than mt, F ahead and mess up your lhlPid lives! I mean all I do is wony rsJ butt off trying to 10M yow pea,lumber- headed dilemmas pd I happen to think that rm doill 1 pretty damn good job! So if all you little pin-llndl Oil there think I'm jut IOUIC to Iii OI my hands and wait for you to ~ to your senses, well roraet it' ,._ going to Europe! To bell • all al you! I don't need you! ,._ ,sniveling selves to Ann l.andln 111 Dear Abby! Let thole old~ deal with your crap for • wllllt' 1 don't need this! . So when you come bad lo ,senses, I may comicler readlll ,-; truh. Oh, and one more tlilldon't want to bar frca .,,,,, - more, Reagan. You made ,bed: now wake up ID It! I don't have to do dldllJ. I'll• t 'lbunday, May 3, 1984 Computer fair A nother success by Bob Kiesling U attendance were used as an indicator of the success of this year's computer fair, it could have been better. Program coordinator Karen Norwood estimated that about 500 people showed up for the fair, but she and several of the exhibitors there blamed the poor attendance on Saturday's wann weather. But in another respect the Computer Fair was a success. The theme or this year's fair was " Telecommunic- ations and Computer Networking. '' and while AT & T had a large display of their new terminal equipment and Sperry Co~ ration presentd an imptess1ve. il poorly attended, seminar on digitized voice processing, most of the action centered around Apple's new lie and the local exhibitors. Newest Apple draws attention The newest addition to the Apple family. the llc, got more than a bit of attention at the Computer Fair. Introduced only last week by Apple. the Ile is designed to compwnent Apple's line of 8 bit microcomputers- the ll, Dt and the Ile. It runs the same software, and a spokesman for Colortron in Racine who was showing the Ile said it uses many of the same accesories. He said the De is designed for the portable computer market. It weighs about ten pounds and is small enough to fit in a good-size briefcase. The Uc comes with 128k of memory, a built-in floppy disk drive, and five training disks. all for $1,295. The Ile will compliment a new lightweight flat panel display. which should be released next fall Cotortron expects to have about ten of the new computers this week, and a spokesman said that Colortron does offer discounts to people who have a Parkside ID He commented that last ran many people doubted whether Apple could survive the introduction of IMB's PCjr. But with two strong new products, lhe Maootosb and the Ile, Colortron·s Apple display was getting most of the atten• tion on Saturday. Week at the Park by Kevin Zirkelbach Brother of Patrick "F1asbdanee" will be shown today at 3:30 p.m. in the Un.ion Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 96 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. It is sponsored by PAB. ***** ***** Friday, May t-A student reci~I will be held at 1 p.m. in Commum• cation Arts D118. The program ls free and open to the public. ' 'Flashdance" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. "The Miser" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Advance admission prices are $2.SO for students. Parkside facultv. staff and senior citizens, and $3 50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office and wdl be available at the door. ****'****** Saturday, May >-Another show• ing of "The Miser" can be seen at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. ** * *** * * ** Mooday, May 7-"Time Out (l\'bo oeeds it?): DiscipUoe ill a Pr~ School SettiDg," by Sherry Thomas at 7 p.m. m Union 104 It is a work• shop sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Co11tioued o.n Page 1Z S#ll4d~~ 4500 17th Ave., Kenosha 652-3959 .Vou· Serring Food! 11 am 10 10 pm Sun. thru Thurs. Ladi<'~· '\itt' 7-11pm 50 '\1h.NI Urink-. Monday Night lmpor l '\ight •1 7-11 PM Sunday Night 13 Cover FREE Tap 8 1.'t>r 7-11 PM Tuesday Night \t._.n ·-. '.'i i1<· 7-11 pm 50 ,\1h('d OrinJ.., Featuring ThP flnest Rod, ·., .. Roll llw,ir Most or the 23 exhibitors said business has oe\er been better. More and more people are bu)-mg home computers, whether b«ause of the lower- pnces or better technology being incorporated into I.he new models. l.aJJCe E\-a.'1S, a ulesman for Colortroo Computers in Racine, said many roore people are using computers at home lhan ever before. " There's an incre.ased awareness of what computers are used for," he said. " They're a tool'' Norwood sald awareness was tbe purpose or the fair. " People are really afraid of computers, and they're fun and easy to learn," she said. "lt's kind or a suce way for I.he club to bn.ng computers to people." People were coming to the computers as well. Evans said Color· tron sold se-.eral Macintosh computers and there were inqwries for the olber Apples on display. Coffeehouse is a hit RANGER \bout people boWNS up at lhk }nr· Other vendors did u di, also "As~ COmt! down, mere and Richard Koos. I history aad ero- mort people gd Into t," Aid Tun oom.ics major on a break from Tremmd. who q,ent lbe I Paritside, wtJo set up a ftware Bwldfn Bo.rd on the south side of &'tore in Keaosha se\'eral months Racine. ' You cet peop ago, sald businesa couklD't be bet· rally intttmt!d computm and ter. peop are intettstt!d lti lht'm Even 11nl.bout the free ach'ertis- as pp1lantts " ing he got at the C-omputer Fm. be Vt i.U1 the lower C'OSt of t!q psaid be bas tumed 0\-er a JS ment. d Bu n Board percent of his h\rentory be gets about 40 calls a da , mostly starttd from ml Commodott usm -... -- lith d Gutman pttfonn der G tar" (act~lly a Bar-Kay tar) Thi$ tbt second lime Gutman playf'd at Partskl Aftff the perfonmnc- e. be said ''Tht! acousucs are great. 1 IO\-e playulg Part.side It's lots of fun and the aucliences are ral ruce " Gul<'ZUln I old nd ll\ Todd llu 1 kosb •. 11 1blll'Sda), May 3, 1984 Carl's Corner they would begin letting people in S · ·ts began to twenty al a time. pm RANGER wanted ones with 1>3'ifiers. Thar what I'd do, I'd get one with an. .5 ,-Cl· fier. If they wanted one, my morn Where's the cabbage? soar and we sang fo r J·O y·• but contrarY to what anybody may have seen we were not dan<:ing. A lot o( us j~t b3dn't gone to the bathroom since the night before. . will want one. "That's our last pacifier! Sol'Ty no more pacifiers!" _ · AAAARRRRRGGGGHlffi! ! only five more people lo go and 1 don't know what to get By this time I could see the remaining dolls. There's a blonde one in the comer. I'd get the blonde one. ho people to go and a lady takes the blonde one. I've had it!! by Carl CbaDousli . \\e I the inffltu>le (inally happened Early Sunday monunc. I "• rudely awakened from my I romatose state to go stand an " l lttfflCd to be subzero lhff ~ d Is IUbzerO, isn't 1t"I for houri among thro of ~ple f r ~,) u guessed ll. yet"I Cabmge PDtcb Kids Th Lui th1ng I remembettd PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:lll pn1 • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Mtlk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter O,ip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Roo1beer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spcarment Leaves • Slarllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge x • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee o :scs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Bearis • Calllornla Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk S...lls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted MIik Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole CLOSE OUT SALE All ITEMS 50% OFF May 7-11 filling asleep m my cozy bed. and then waklng up an the n.r on the "") to Zayre•~ w[tb my mother's wt words wll ringing m my ears " bite sure you get one that's bale!"' I am~ed there to find the front or the store ~ W1lh a bun• dred people who were practically camping out to insure their little one's bappu,ess It look~ like a ba& bdies' convention Ha\ing not tale:n lhe time to shower or shave I ~ndcd right m and took my posl· lJon After about a hall hour, more and more people bad am ed and dissension began to grov.- I can still bear the screams of the old bdy bclng passed overhead " But I don t want a doll' I'm 1T2lly Just hue to shop' .. We mlght tme t,e,.. Li ed her. too, if It weren't 4 am Then S a m. rolled around, and as the sun slow1y came up l0 th.a our frigid bodies, we could see the mulutudes o( storks fl),ng overh d This bit of Ught ga,-e us great jo} as the tm,pentutt rose. and ga11e us a great scare. as now we could see each other's unshaven. unrombed and morning-creased faces Once Ober Easy A 6 am. came around, we began lo gel LO know ea<'h other. We made fne!ld:s and talked and began to feel as one We were united by a romrnoo cause We felt strong and bold. Ready to conquer Ready to break down the doors th.at blocked our cause and I.lite wh3t was rightfully ours We were ready l0 bum and pillage and .then the police am~ed W1lh the police came clouds nnd our spuils were dampened 7 a m. and once again we were huddled next l0 the bwlding wishlng we bad stayed home, wishing we had never heard of Cabbage P~tch Kuh. w1shang we had the spot neit lo the door so that when the store opened v; v.-oukl ha~ e r arst choi.re Around 8 a.m the pran.ksteri. beg n to wake up Shouts of, " Hey, they're operung the doorS'" follow• ed by " Ha-ha-ha, made ya look!'' could be heard unti about 8 30 1liat was when most of the prank• sters were getting their first good look at mob vtolen<"e and the rensonhlp of speech in action. Al 9 a m a lady came out of the store and annnounced that al 9 30 Just as they had said, precisely ~t 9 . 30 they opened the doors to let an the first 20. Three seconds later, as about 60 of us raced through t_he store, I caught wind of a peculiar odor-that which I have only s~el· led while driving through Burlington in the fall. . Suddenly we found ourselves m another line. only this one was movtng. At the front o( the line the ~pie would point to the doll they wanted and the clerk would band it lo them Ttus got rid of the pawing and groping and stampeding which had happened at other stores. . Now, picture the follow1ng thoughts coming from · a man who doesn't e\·en like Cabbage Patch Kids, who was only doing this for his mother and who hasn't had much sleep. Bald! I had to get one that's bald. That's all! Ask for a bald one! Easy! Simple! You betcha! Then a voice rang out, "That's our Last bald one! Sorry. no more baldies!" Oh, my gosh! Now what? Think. think, lhin.k! Wait a minute! The ladies outside were saying that they Suddenly a clerk from the back room entered with a doll that had a pacifier and set it down. That's it• Tbe one with the pacifier! I did it• I got one! I didn't believe it! As I skipped through the store, 1 thought to myself I had finally made it. I was done, through, finished. It was over. While walking past the racks or Cabbage Patch Clothes, I picked up an outfit out of the goodness or my wallet. Even when I checked out at the counter, I could sense a cuange coming over me. I didn't ask for a bag. I was proud of that symbol of commercialism. Even now that the ordeal is over and I still tell everyone that I hate them, I have to admit one thing. That Cabbage Patch Kid is the cutest piece ol doth, plastic and polyester that t have ever seen. Ain,t that America! The nalional speed limit for ~ cery carts 1:S 3 mph This new law results from numerous accidents dail) an the aisles of large grocery ted in all stores with more than five aisles Anyone exceeding 3 mph will be uct.eted by store emplo)'ees and subject to fl.nes prohibiting the use of coupons. Dri1;er education counes v.ill be offered to am· driver who is thought to be shoppmg regardless of life tores • ~ Umil" SlgJl.S Yi'il.l be pos• CASH FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY UP TO 50% FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS We buy air USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT f KUI CUllllll(__. l lill&.alll( l TIME MAY 9 -10 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 MAY 11 ·18 9:00- 7:00 Alcove Beside Oampu1 Store. The law arose through federal leg1Slation banning senior citizens from certain aisles during weekend hours Their driving habits have, literally, scared away middle-aged and younger shoppers, which harms store economies. Older shoppers have free access to all aisles on weekdays, when overall shopping volume is less. Lane markers will also be mandatory 1n said stores. Drivers will follow the highway law of staying to the right an traffic. Parking JS allowed when contemplating a purchase, and then only in front of the items to be purchased. Also. parking is allowed at the checkout counter only when immediately behind the customer in front. Unattended or stalled carts, be they blocking an aisle or not will be towed away by carryout boys U these new laws fail to create positive results, all carts will be installed with rear view mirrors directionals and bumpers to ~ure the safety of adult shoppers. ********** " Music soothes the savage beast ,'_' the old saying goes. But now• ,t ~n also be inspmng lo lower animals. Just ask dairy farmer. Barney Tabernacle. He as one of many milk producers who has installed an elaborate stereo system inside his barn to entertain his rows. The melodic atmosphere pleases the senses of most bovine qwidripeds. So much so, in Barney's herd lhe Guernseys_ sing along wjth th~ music. They are known as the Barney Tabernacle All-Guernsey Milking Choir, and the director is mighty proud of his group. "The girls are great. They au have good pitch. Of course I pick the best from the bunch. And not a one of them kicks when perfonn· ing. " All they need is hay and a good beat. The rest is what I call pu.re moosic." Barney's wife, Shirley, retired early as a high school music teacher to devote full time to her new musical family. "You can't teach them much," she says. "They'll moo to their heart's content. as long as the mu• sic's runnin'. When it's turned off, they're feisty for a while, but then they settle down." What kind of music do they siJIC lo? "It's gotta have drums,'' BarneY pounds. "I'll be damned if they'll listen to anything else. Mostly tht stuff the kids listen to nowadays. "They like Little Pink Houses bJ John Cougar. And Bob Seeger. Females and ballads s«>m to latdl on to one another. "The choir is becoming more contemporary. Hopefully, the days of Led Zeppelin and the Doors are over. They like this Boy Georgt character. Milking goes a lot easier when he's singing." Barney says the AII-Guernsef Milking Choir will not last forever But be will continue to provide Top 40 music for his Top 40 COWS 11 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Plays at Parkside Lotsa, Lazzi! by Bill Speare You may have noticed, if you've noticed anything much on the way between classes and the library. some "funny-money" posters. Three dollar bills to be exact. They have caught some of your mercenary eyes with notification of the dramatic arts production of The Miser, which will be continued this weekend, Friday and Saturday, May 4 and 5, at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. U you got close enough to scrutinize the central portrait on these posters, you'll have noticed the insignia "lotsa lazzi." Now, nobody gets sent on assignment for this newspaper to find out Psycho Babble Move by Rick Luehr Every summer. it seems as though we have to sit through end• less reruns on TV. Most of the programs are just repeats of the previous television season. But there is hope. The networks use some of the airtime to try out new series. II the programs prove successful during their summer run, they may be picked up for the regular season. The networks have just aMounc• ed several of these shows to air, and if you ask me, they look like hits. Let's take a look ... JUNG AND TIIE RESTLESSFollow Carl Jung, 'Sigi' Freud and the rest of their wacky bunch as they go from one hilarious adven• ture to the next in the zany world of psychoanalysis. WATT'S THE BEEF?- This nighttime 'soap' stars former Secretary of the Interior James Watt and Wendy's commercial star Clara Peller as the heads of the multi-million dollar chain of EndangerBurger franchises. TIIE KHADDAFY DUCK SHOW - A Saturday morning cartoon show about the wild and wacky Khaddafy Duck and his fanatical followers in their constant battle against Maggie Mouse and her forces of good. The show is full of adorable characters such as Maggie Mouse's friend and constant supporter, Ronnie Right. These little guys should be more popular than the Smurfs. CONSTANTLY CHERNENKOPreviously announced under the title of A.K.A. At71Ugeddon, this kooky farce tells the story of little Constantin and his older brother Wally as they get in one zany sit114!· lion after another. In the first ep1• sode, Constantin accidentally laun· ches an all~ut nuclear attack on Mississippi and hopes dad won't give him a spanking. Loads of laughs. •••••••••• In my constant quest for informatiOn, I have discovered one of what "lotsa" means. "Laz:zi," on the other hand, is the Italian term for "funny business, often physical, or the more common term .... schtick." That's exactly where this reporter draws the line. He'll not explain all the jokes contained m this play ... well, maybe just a few._ The Miser has familiar "schticlt" for most of the characten mvolved in the play. Examples include: the cl~er or_ stupid servants catching flies,, falling down. getting kicked, getting slapped. or just servants catching flies, falling down, getting kicked, getting slapped or just plain trying to get out of a jam. Playing these roles are: Paula Boehler, Steve Orth, John Weatherall, Julian Brown and John Miskulin. Don't \l:0rry about too much "lau.i" bet given awa~ m this article, ho~-er. becaUSE: that's where the ptt'\iousJy Wln!pOrtE'd term .. lotsa" gets into the act The Miser also has the conuc "types" for which 1oliere has become famous, and ror he bas become known as a cla$3ic 10 romed1t' literature. Examples or the " types," or stDd: characters, include. the central miserly fathft (Andrew Brhell, the )-oun« 10\-ers (Rebecca Julich, Scott Reichelsdorf and Connie Kowa~l. U>P duped judge (Bill ~). the lappy landing IJ J Walker) and the •')'Outnow- what-with-lhe-heart-of-gokl'' !Mary Beth Kelleher) C'J'bis zs ooce and for all a family De\\-spa.ptt ) over, Smurfs the most fiendish plots in recorded history. I'm sure you have all heard of subliminal suggestion. For those who haven't. subliminal suggestion involves flashing messages during movies or TV shows loo fast for the COllSCIOUS mind to notice. However, the subconscious mind registers 11 and 11 can influence the way a person th.inks. Now 1t seems that scientists have developed a way to insert subliminal messages drink Cote an the pnnt media wear Jordache Jems Somehow they can now insert U. S. out of El Salvador these messages into newspapers, mag:wnes, and books. or course, as it the nature of subliminal e.1t Cheerio:. ad\·ertising, the messages move so qwckly that you won't even notice drink Coors them. This, of course. Psychobabble is tbe fUIIJliest thing~ imtten means that your mlnd can be this guy desenes tbe Pulitzer Prize marupulatE'd without you e,;en r~lizmg 1t In this way, seod me all of your IDOf>e}' your thoughts and rtions can be controlled II some greedy romt' on, I mean aD your money or tWlSted indMdual els hold of thls,ewelr). too process. be or she could use 11 for his or her own selfish d1«ts are /me pms We must stop the use ol this Just lea,-e the amount bwit - l'U fill ii ,n tec::haique immediately before some warped stodcs and bonds are good, too ~ learns how to use it Be on your .all you girls nnt a date With me guard bj the Ir.I) Ric-k Jou're Cu-ed, John K BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: SUNTOUCH (Top 40) Friday, May 4 8:30 pm-12:30 am LIP SERVICE Saturday, May 5 8:30 pm-12:00 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside 1.0. Wednesday, May 9 FULL HOUSE Alabama Slammers 50• & Schnapps SOC 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer u you already mow lll'by ther are on!) three laffl-s, or t a happy landing as. you are With immediately lo s«ney Tbefe1J no of a pwposduJ. ly U-.m plot by this r~er Faculty member JDdilh Tucttt Snider bas d and C'OaStnld· ed rostumes for the production tn the height of lush 3""'~ ..... "' wti ion Stelly Warren bas dcsiDK'd IDd built a Witty, splffldid ~ STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH* MODERN " LOFT'' APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Wat r • Carpe ng • Electr c ly • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry fac ltt1 s RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the man g r, you can actually be sure of m etlng your hous ng needs In advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based on Double Occupancy r 1! 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U interested, call Bill Robbins at 553-2233. Personals CAROL: HERE'S your classified ad Happy??? RIC&. NJCJt, Dick and Sarah: How does one atu.in immortality? Help Wanted BICK. NICK.. Dick and Sarah: You THE UW-PA.RISIDE office of gets yoursell an OSWALD. Public lnlormat.iOD is seekmg a stu- DR. BILL: So tbe malpractice w.s dent experienctd an all phases of thrown out or court. Now. how photography. including $hooting, about the Girl Scout and the hand· developing and pnnting black and cuffs? Ann Roberts. white pictures. to wort part-time. NA.\1E WJTBBELD: When does The job will reqwre sorM evening your cUy end? "THE OFFICE'' and weekend work Applicant must NA.\1E WlfllBELD: Why didn't ha\e working knowledge of funda- you talk lO the janitors? "OFFICE'' A Week at the Park Coatiaued from Page 9 T\wsday, May I-The classic sd· ence fiction movie. "Tbe Fly," will be shown at 7 p m in the Uruon Cinema The moVM! as rated G and runs 94 minutes. Admiwon is free de Jazz Ensemble can be heard at a p.m. m the Communication Arts Theater. Admission is $3 for Parkside students and SS for others 'nck· ets can be purchased at the Union lnfonnatJoD Center and at the Fine Arb Di~n Offil'fl The long-awaited CODCffl featUI· tng Ed ~ and the Partsi• I i .~ ' ·. \ i PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Mon., May 14 thru Fri., May 18 WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS "TIIE OFFICE" I did, and they told me they thought you were pigs, loo. ANDY: fflE game's up. I know what you're playing at. Mrs. John• son OFFICE-GOERS: Massage lessons beginning soon. Be there. RICK: YOUR middle name isn't slime. but it sure is ~im.lLar, Ann Roberts. JEFF: SHE was a doll!! Good job!! Y.A.E. UTE: WHAT'S the calorie count so far? Ann Roberts UCK RUEHR: Here's the classified you'1.e been wailing for. Lo,·e. Laroe, K. RACHEL K : My tunes are still spinning! Rock on!! Joey!! SUSAN P. Rock and ROLL for• e"o'er! Rock ON!! JOEY .Snorts Shots KM & JWN: Congratulations! I hope your romance lasts as long as the new rock. WRHJ. DENISE (LEFTY):. How's the left one? SIGNED, raE RIGHT ONE. MEP: WANT to split a can of olives? CH JOEY: DON'T look now, you might find out!! Radio RJZ: YOU were the most handsome man at the ball. Thank you for making lt so special. Cynde. RlZ \'RAY Jni Ebi Kita Cynde Miller. RJZ: YOU still own me a romantic night on the town. MKD. GOOCHIE: LET'S do some pool action this week at the pub. MD. MELVIN: We'll have to mate our little mopeds sometime. DOC ANNIE: ARE you going to make it RANGER by Paul Berge through social problems this semester? MD DEB: I can't wait 'til Monday. The Sox are going lo kill the Brewers DOC ANDI BETH: Good luck with your little RMJ. MD. BLANCHE: fflE smelt fishers are waiting lo attack. Let's send Molly down first to run interferencethey'll never go for her. HAHAHA MOLLY: DOESN'T smelt fishing on a Friday night sound simply charming?? And don't expect to learn the computer business too quickly. I'm not sure it's all it's cracked up to be. STACE: STOP grinding your teeth!!! And if you do it this weekend, I'll take you somewhere to have them pulled. Then we'll see who goes to Tucson. True blue Cub fan b)· Robb Laebr AU right. l confess. t am a true. blue. dyed-in-the'wool, totally dedicated, long-suffering Chicago Cub fan. l have been a fan for the last 12 years, and probably will be for life. Throughout that lime I've started out each year with high hopes for the Cubs: then the season started. It's been that way since 1945, Jr 4446 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha • 652-3690 Live and on S&age Frf,-Sat.-Sun. u NBOYS 9-.30 pm - 1 :00 am • No Increase on Any Drinks • Band Donatton-11 .oo • Pak.Ing Avallabte Aaoss East Corner PLU SUNDAY BEER BUST JAMBOREE 1PM T04PM •S2.00 At The Door• s1 Band Donation • when the Cubs last won a pennant. Ob, sure, the Northsiders have been near the lop of the National League once or twice since then. The most remembered time, of course, was 1969, when the "Miracle Mets" overtook the Cubs during September in probably the most incredible comeback in the history of sports. Contributing to the Mets' comeback was the famous Cubs' September Swoon. now legendary in the world of baseball. During a couple of years in the 1970's, the Cubs were in first place as late as mid-August. but then the Swoon returned to haunt them. For the most part, however, the Cubs usually found themselves out of the division race from the start. This is in a division thought of as the weakest in baseball. (For esample. the New York Mets won the division in 1973 with a record of 83- 79.) Things change, however, and on the north side of Chicago. witllill Continued on Page 15 - 13 .. Thursday, May 3, 1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board University of Wisconsin-Parkside Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patro RA ER Saturday, May 19 9 am 10am 1 m HOO 4 pm OP Dt ER 630 pm 30 pm CCU May 20 5 pm 630 pm MAUD *** PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY *** NO GUEST TICKETS Ll BE SO O O T DAY OF l'HE EVENT GU T TIC ETS MUST BE PURCHASED lN AD A CE AT THE U 0 I FORMATION DESK LAST DATE 10 PU • CHASE ADVANCE TlCKETS IS flVDAV, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 PM - - - :' ..... ------ _....., . . • -:-..4- r It Tluanday, May 3, 1984 Women ,s softball District tourney first priority By Pat Ounbie SJIOC'1,I Edi&or Durln, this wt weekend the weather played a factor in the lamft the women•s softball te2m played 1n the Whitewater touma• ment The women played agafnst 'A1uteWater, uCrosse and Stevens Pcrint "Pbyini ln Wbltewater was a r I a~ E~eryone played under the same condJuons but at was hard to keep your eyes open because of the blowing sand," coach Lincu Draft eotnmfflted The LaCrosse and St~ens Point pmes were both tipt. wtlh KOres of 1-0 The LaCrosse game was JCOttlm until the overtime Ith inn1nc The only score in the Stevens Point pine '™ in the Ith inning "Both games were good and exciting," said Draft Against Whitewater the men weren ·t so lucky The ending StOre was a 2-1 loss The wtnd was ,ery strong and took the hits away. Draft commented, "It was real disappouiUng to lose that dwnplOO· ship Whitewater game for the second year in a row by a one-run ball game. It was d.isappouiting because one of our goals was to wm that dwnpionsbip .. Earlier an the week the women played St. Xa~ ID a double ~der and lost both of those games 4-1 and 1-1. The team made a lot of mental errors that game and Just didn't play well. The team wasn't bitting IS ~ U I.bey usually do Draft said, "They're a good team and you can't afford to give them any kind of edge " They came back after that to stomp Northeastern Illinois The double header scores were 12-2 and 7-0. The teMD hit them hard with doubles and tnples. The team is ranked 11th 1n the nation now, but don't really foresee going any higher 1n the rankings as of now. Right now the team is roncentraUng on the district touma· meat agamst Green Bay. One goal is to make natiooals, but the team IS coocentntin& on one game at a time. "We can't look ahead If you do that you have a tendency to look past the immediate future, if you do that you might not even get there cnauonalsJ," Draft c:oncluded. RANGER ___ Ill', his band at pitching against Carroll College. Photo by Michael luilM Men's baseball putting together wins By Pat Clambie Sporia Edltor Despite \\eather probl m • the men basebllll team I puttm together a f"' wms. Saturday against Concordia lhe men won their dou• ble ~er 17-7 and 18-0 They play Concordia today 1n the State Tournament at 3 p m. Hitting well against Concordia was Dave Schwartz who hit a grand slam in the rust and in the second game hit a ~ run He fmlsbed wilh 11 RBI, his career best Other hitters ere John Hyatt 4 for 6. Dave Schwartz 5 for S and Duane McLean 3 for 5. Pitdl.ing a shut out game in lhl' second pme wett Sean Patterson and Dan Elverman. Here against Carroll college the men lost 5-4. Duane McLean pitch· ed that game. His usual position is m the outfield, but he pitched to give the other pitchers a rest. Hit• ting well against Carroll was John Hyatt and Joe Meier with 2 hits each and Dave Schwartz with a home run Against Chicago Circle they split lhe double header losing 2·1 and coming back to win 3-l. In the first game Sean Patterson pitched an ex• cellent game giving up only two hits. In the 3-1 game Tun Sorenson ga,·e up 6 hits but stnJck out five Dave Schwartz had two RBI that game. The team suffered heartbreaking losses to UW-Madison on Tuesday. They lost the first game with a close 4-3, although Parkside out hit Madison 9-5. Tom Weipert went 3 for 4 and Randy Speigelhoff was 2 for 3. In the second game they were defeated again. 7-1. "They threw their best pitcher at us that game We had only three hits," said Captain Dave Schwartz. The all-<:oriference baseball team has been named and some of the Parkside team members were selected. Those named for ouUield are Dave Schwartz and John Hyatt Scott Brooks was named for utility outfield. Pitchers Sean Pattenoa and Tim Sorenson were also named. Whitewater Invite results The Whitewater Invitational proved to be a tum for the better for the men·, tract team The team IS small. and most ol the nw,en' talents lie ill distaDce events. Pant• side doel aot have a faeld events team. 'lbe team was fifth out ol Racer pltoto b) Dave McE,-oy nine teams. TAKE A STUDY BREAK An accomplishment the team revels ln i.s beating Carthage, the local nval. UW-W was first with 181 points. Parkside scored 63, and Carthage, who came in sixth, scored 451/a points. Ted Miller came in second place in the 1,000 meter race. His time was 31 :45, a personal best for Miller. He's never run under 32 minutes before. In lhe 10,000 meter walk, the race walkers dominated once again. Olympic qualifying race.. walkers Andy Kaestner placed second with 45:55.2 and Mark Manning third with a time of 46 :44.2. Rod Condon came in fourth at 48.27.6, and an unofficial sixth place for Parbide was from Mick Rohl at 52:10. In the 400 meter dash, Fred Knock placed third with 50 9. Ridl Miller was back in fonn in the 1508 meter getting a time of 4·03.0 and placing second. Dan Stublaski won the 5000 meter, dusting the field witll bis time of 15.02.6. Mark Hunt placed second in that same race. Hunt's time in that race was 15.0U. The 1600 relay team only placed fourth, but they made a penonal best time of 3:31.3. The relay team members are: MiUer, Knock. Lunnow and Schuchardt. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "I am pleased wilh the men's per· formance. They ran well at tbiS meet." 15 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Loop 500 Bike race a good time When was the last time you raced for a pizza? In the Loop 500 bike race, sponsored by the PSE Marketing Club last Wednesday, ten teams of four members went out in cut-throat competition. The team who won the coveted prize of a pizza were "The Units." Team members were Sue Meyer, Mike Vania, Michelle Gross and Don Matanowski. How did winning feel? "Good." The winners of this year's loop race won last year's race, too. . Matanowski coasted to the fmish line well ahead of the pack. The t~ attributes their win to developing a technique for transferring the garter, a secret they would DOl reveal. The bikers had to transfer a garter from the leg of the rider to the leg of the next nder. The second place team "Coaches Crew," was compnsed oi Suzanne Weisner, Greg Spencer Brian Olsen and Esther Will. M 7- ttply to second place statUtt "better than third place. .. ~ team obviously ~ fun was the faculty team of Don Walters, Ron Smger, Irene Hemmans and Marie Rovelstad They didn't do so well. and one of the transfers they bad wasn't smooth Ro\"ristad fell down with the trusfemnc rider an a heap on the bike She commented, .. I wasn't sure bow to get off the bike and tab off the garter at the same lime." \1arie Ro~elstad falls off her bike to tran fer the carter to Irene llerTemans. A true blue Cub {an Continued from Page lZ the Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field, the Cubs appear to have a legitimate chance of taking the National League East title. It may be a bit early to be talking that tughly of the Cubs, but there are signs that 39 years of frustration may be nearing and end. For starters the Cubs are off to a 12-3 start. This may not be real 1mpres~ive to most observers. It isn't the record that has me encouraged: but rather the style of play that gives me real hope. Since Jim Frey took over for Lee Elia (with a short stint by Charlie Fox sandwiched in between). the Cubs hardly look like themselves. In the last week, they attempted to steal home three times (being .._successful twkel. They have been testing the anns of opposing ouU1elders by taking the extra base. They have been using the hit-and•run with great success and they are third in the NL in team batting <.272). Leading the way are Gary Matthews ( 333. 12 RBI, 2 home runs). Leon Durham (.283, 7, 2), Jody Davis ( 308, 15.ll and Mel Hall ( .295, 5, 1). On the pitching end, there are more bright spots than wash-<>uts. Steve Trout is surprisulg everyone. He is 3-1 wtth an ERA of 2.38, a far tty from last year when his ERA was over 4.00. Dick Ruthven, who had a altercation with Mel Hall 1n IJ)rinc tnlning, is 2-1 with an ERA of 4.54. The best of the starters. however, is Scott Sanderson, a Cbi· cap.area native who was acquittd from the Montreal Expos last year. He is S-1 wttb an ERA of 1.67. In bis last four starts be bu _v,,ea up no more than two earned runs m each. This includes a two-hit.~ run performance last Saturday against Pittsburgh. He faced only 28 batters, one c,ver the muumum Last, but not 1~. is the bullpen. Lee Smith has five saves and is considered one of the best relief pitchers in the Nation.al lngue Another big (and I mean big) ronbibutor is Tim Stoddard, acquired recently in a trade.. The combina• lion of Smith and Stoddal'd gives the Cubs the biggest bullpen in the majors; not in numben, but m sheer built. Smith is 6 foot-6, Stod· dard is 6 foot-7, and each man weighs over 200 pounds. 'This ts a help when you're trying to lntimi• date opposing batters On the field, the Cubs have shor• ed up their defense With the cquisition of Bob Dernier from the Phillies Dernier has taken O\'tt the ttnler field spot from I HaD Ron Cey has bttn his steady sdf so far, as has I.any Sowa At s«ond base. Ryne Smdberg. last years NL Gold Glove wumtt, bas linued bls apartlinc pby Togethff with Sowa, the two men anchor the m1ddle of the CUb def~. and cornprise one of the best doubleplay dDOS tn the major ~ Behind the plate, Jody Da does adequate job All an all the Cubs are a tum to be reckoned with an the a. East 'Ibis division has the most panty of any dh-won m baseball, ratt will go down to the end of the son I ~ the Cubs to be the thick of the nee all the Wll} This may be their best season net' I so keep an eye on FrieDdly {mes ----- A1HLETE OF THE WEEK *************** MARK MANNING *************** UW-Parks1de senior. member 01 race wal ng team. Qualified for Olympic Trials in June at the Los Angeles Coliseum. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. University Committee criticizes pay freeze - Parkside faculty joins system-wide protest Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 22, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside 'I Vol. 12 No. University Committee criticizes pay freeze Parkside faculty joins system-wide protest Text of faculty letter to Gov. Earl: by Ken Meyer Editor The,University Committee (UC) voted unanimously last week to support a letter criticizing Gov. Anthony Earl's pay freeze for all state employees, including UW pro- fessors. The letter was drafted by faculty representatives from the 13 UW campuses after a Sept. 9 Board 01 Regents meeting. James Shea, UC chairman at Parkside, was one of lhe seven representatives to sign the letter at that time. At last week's UC meeting, Shea criticized the govetnor, the Board of Regents and UW System Presi- dent Robert O'Neil, while explain- ing the letter's background and for- mation. "This letter was drafted lirst by Larry Baldassaro (UC chairman al Milwaukee) and Dave Jowelt (UC chainnan at Green Bay) and modi- fied some-but not much ..at the meeting," said Shea. The letter is not as strong and hard-edged as it could be, because since the letter represents all of the OW schools, support from every university would make a 'larger irn- pact. The thought that a stronger letter might not have been approv- ed is "true to some extent:' said Shea. "They wanted to rewrite the thing and then somebody wanted to rewrtte it in a different way."' Although seven signatures were put on the letter sept. 9, some 01 the representatives said they couldn't sign anything without first bringing it back to their respective campus. "The idea was that every- body would call in by sept. 20 to say whether their campus was going to approve it," said Shea. Shea didn't want that type 01 delay in the faculty's expression of disapproval. "I hoped they would send it out right away because it seemed to me that the longer you wait on something. the less effec- tive it would be," he said. "I mean, if somebody kicks you in the shin and you wait two weeks (to) tell them you didn't like that, it really isn't going to have much effect." "I lelt the sooner we let Earl know, the better," he said. Shea said that there were two reasons why some representatives didn't want to sign the letter on the spot. Not only did some state the lack of a "mandate" from their campus lor such a letter. but others lelt that this type 01 action would suggest that the laculty representa- tives were a kind of I Super Senate." "I spoke against both of these concepts, saying that (the letter} was clearly in the faculty's best in- terest to do, this and to do it right away," said Shea. Shea has a poor impression of UW President O'NeIl. who spoke to The following is the text of the letter drafted by faculty representatives from the 13 U\V Sys- tem universities. Dear Governor Earl: We. the undersigned, are the elected faculty repre- sentatives of the various institutions of the University of Wisconsin System. We are writing to you to express our disappointment and dismay with the compensation package recommended by your administration. The wage Ireeze imposed lor 198U4 is particularly disappointing because it stands in stark contrast to your support for the university in the biennial budget, and to your campaign statement citing the need for "some extra sacrifice" to prevent the loss of UW fac- ulty members to other states (Milwaukee Journal, May 12, 1982). As you know , this wage freeze is just the latest, though obviously the most blatant, in a long series 01 salary packages that have lailed even to keep pace with inflation. Since 1966, the real-dollar salaries 01 UW lac- ulty have declined by 20.2%. As a result 01 this long de- cline in real income, those faculty members who have made a commitment to remain in Wisconsin are demo- ralized. In addition, many excellent scholars have left the UW System and many more ..ill undoubtedly do so. In a recently published article dealing with the pre- carious situation of several public universities, Robert Rosenzweig, president 01 the Association 01 American Universities, cites Wisconsin as one of those states lhat are "cutting into the bone and muscle of some of the best universities 10 the world:' He also provides the lollowing admonition; "A state governmenl can hardly pursue a more shortsighted economic and cultural policy than to starve a great university into medioc- rity." Since your recognition 01 the essential role 01 lbe University 01 Wisconsin System is a matler 01 pubUc record, we are confident that you have no intention 01 overseeing such a slide into mediocrity. 11Iat is pre- cisely what is threatened, however, by the pay plan. And it is not the faculty alone who w ,II bear the c0nse- quences; everyone in this state who benefits lrom the education and services provided by the University of Wisconsin System will leel the eUects 01 us decline. We call upon you, lben, to do all in your power to provide the adequate compensation for facuity necessary to assure the quality and national prestige of higher education in Wisconsin. the Regents about the pay raise sit- uation. "He admitted at an earlier laculty representative meeting that neither he nor the Regents under- stood the political situation. They didn't know what was going on. I thought thaI was a damning admis- sion for the President of the University, whom we've aU heard is talking to the governor ..the first pair that's talking tn liVing memo- ry. "On an issue as important as this, where the outcome was so devastating, lor the President to say that he was surprised, I think thaI says the President did a crum- my job .• felt that O'Neil's corn- ments at the board meeting were weak. and, in (act, were just bureau- cratic mumbo jumbo. I was very dissalisfied . "I think 0', eil has been meffec- tjve and 1 think the Board 01 Re- gents have been ineU«tlVe," said Shea. ". think we should keep the pressure on both 01 them and Earl to do somethmg about It ,. Shea poonted out that sin e World War Il. there ha ve been pay increases every year, although to the la t lew years they were very nurnmal ''I've been here m 1967 and I've een over those years what' happened to po and It Continued on ~e ~ Pbil POlP'eba Phil Pogreba 'critical' after auto accident PSGi\ President Phil Pogreba. 23, remains in critical condition after a one-car accident early Satur- day morning. The accident occurred at approx- imately 2:45 a.m. at the intersec- tion of Highways A and 32 (Sherid- an Road). According to reports, the auto, driven by Samuel Greidanus, 18, went through the Highway 32 stop sign while traveling eastbound on Highway A. The auto crossed Highway 32, en- tered a private driveway and trav- eled 40 feet before striking several mailbox posts. The car traveled an- other 160 leet, struck a large tree and went another 15 feet before Coming to a stop. Pogreba sullered numerous bro- ken bones and internal injuries. He underwent five hours of surgery Saturday morning at St. Catherine's Hospital. He was transferred Mon- day to Kenosha Memorial, where it was determined that there is a pes- sibility of brain damage. Another passenger, Steven Mu· zenski, 22, was admitted to St. Catherine's listed in satisfactory condition with a broken leg and possible internal injuries. Grejda- nus, who also suffered a broken leg, was ticketed lor lailure to stop at a stop sign and operating a motor ve- hicle while intoxicated. Students are urged not to contact the hospital or the lamily. Inquiries should be directed toward Buddy Couvion in Student Life, Assistant Chancellor Carla Stollle or the PSGA OIfice. ••• INSIDE Roundtable speaker criticizes Aspin, MX Homecoming King a Queen nominations PSGA closes doum. Book Exchange PSGA elections near , ••• I Letters to the Editor I imbo student questions library to exclaim. "Bring back our two . or pay us sixty dollars!" If only 1 hadn't returned the two books weeks ago ... Well. that was a year ago. Bring- g ou up-to-date on what has transpired in that year, I will men- tion lust this: "The books have not yet shown up. ' I still maintain, and justly so. that I returned the books, that they were lost after they left my hand, gently nestling them- _ m the book-drop. The library corrects me, of course, and repeats I nee I am tbe last person on record WIth the books, and because they have not yet been found. that I am bekI responsible. Thus, my self- procJaimed title as "limbo-ologisl." To prole that I am a reasonable sort of ehap. I will say that I can apprenate the library's position. As I ha e heard numerous times from library personnel: "You know how man} times I've heard that excuse? • f solemnly agree. If only it eren't truet In fairness to aU parties involved, I could be lying. And heck, even il I'm telling the truth, gosh, rules art rules! Everyone knows that we can't set a precedent in going against a rule. Il it is true that I am lying ,I'm Dot), then it is just that my eleven credits from last semester are held off my transcript, and I am nghtly barred from registering this fall But it is still as I told the library. "If you were on trial and innocent. would you plead guilty?" Need I answer? ~ Il there is one thing that tliis un- finished adventure has enlightened me about, it is the sad fact that a person is no longer good for his her word. Now that is something that transcends this small conflict. and touches each and every one of us Anyone, I'm still not convinced that the library isn't just the tip of the iceberg, and that the whole "book episode is not just an elaborate undercover operation from the top to keep me out of tjw-P! Sincerely yours. Christopher OOrf .. A 8 r iIl'ollger II wolfe" and ediled by students of UW.Porhide ond thty 0 .. 50"', responSIble 10' Its ed,lorial policy and con ten'. Publish.d e~ery "-,ndo y d"'..,g th. ocademic yeor eJilcep' during b,eales ond t>ol«Joy, Iot'l~r " ptlrllfKl by the Rocine Journal Timel. All cOf1esponde11Ce should be oddrl!ned 1o; Porhide Ronger, Un'·" tify 01 WI$(Otl$lln.Po,kltde. 80Jll No. 2000. KenOlho, Wis. 53141. lette-n '0 ~ edItor WIll be oc.cepted " typewritten, double.spo~ 01'1 UCJf\dord lIze paper. Le~n should be len 'non 350 words and mull be 1.g....d ""',Ill0 telephone number included lor 'ferrlKOllon J)'lrpole.1 No_, war be w,thheld lor valid reOl0nl. It Deodlme lor ~"ert i$ Tllt!sdoy JO o.m. for publicolion Ttlursdor ~r reJco,.,.s the rlgllt to refuse lell.11 con'Olnlng fo/Je and d.fotrfO, 'QIJ cadit"' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 3, September 22, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-09-22 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System board of regents compensation package faculty james shea the university committee (UC) uw campuses wage freeze https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/dd002ea9cae2118b6a0bbb904001a81a.pdf aab1dd2cc2f5b19abe65d1b90c1589a0 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tunkieicz named new Ranger editor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, May 10, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 30 Tunkieicz named Kby.. Ken MW eyer. new Ranger editor Editor News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz has been chosen the editor of the Ranger for the 1984-65 academic year. Tunkieicz, a sophomore communication major, served as a staff writer during her first year at Parkside after being editor of the Kenosha Bradford High School newspaper, the Inferno. "I am very enthusiastic about next year's Ranger," said Tunkieicz. "Our paper has made some tremendous changes this year because of Ken Meyer and I hope to expand and improve upon those changes." Tunkieicz wants to make the Ranger a more integral part of the Parkside campus next year. "Since this is a commuter campus," she said, "I feel that the Ranger can play a significant role as an information source for students. This can be accomplished by e xpanding on the types and quantity of articles written about the campus. I'd like to cover everything that happens on this campus as well as introduce all of the interesting people at Parkside to our readers. "Next year we will have more articles concerning Parkside's bordering communities and we will also disseminate more information that pertains to students from the state level." One of Tunkieicz' goals for next year's Ranger is to make staff participation more of an educational experience using regular critique sessions. "At these meetings we will discuss what went wrong each week and how to improve it and also what went well and how to keep it up." The hew Ranger editor encourages all students to take an active role at Parkside, either by joining a club or an organization. "I believe that taking an active role in your campus is a very important facet of gaining a well-rounded education. Parkside is a fantastic university that has so much to offer-if you're willing to take the initial step and get involved." Tunkieicz said that Ranger is a good organization to join if your interests lie in "just about every- "Harmann PAB by Kari Dixon With the possible exception of a newly activated Special Events Committee, and after basketball entertainment, the Parkside Activities Board will not experience any major changes under its new president, Keith Harmann, who was elected two weeks ago. Harmann is a 21 year old Parkside senior in communication. He has been active in PAB for two years. He was chairman of the film committee last year and served as vicepresident this year. "I like the way that things have been run," Harmann said. "I don't foresee any major changes at this time." PAB will utilize the Special Events Committee to a greater capacity next semester. The committee, under the direction of Valerie Olson, is a pre-existing committee that had never been used. "The committee will oversee a wide range of things that don't fall under any other heading," Harmann said. Other new officers for PAB are: Vice-President, Mike Dry; Secretary, Marie Aiello; Coffeehouse Committee Chair, Cherie Niccoli; Contemporary Entertainment, Sandy Wachs; Film, Randy Zich and Pam Woodbury; Recreation, Ann Fralich; Performing Arts/Lectures, Dan Galbraith; Sight/Sound, Beth Callahan; and Video, Becky Secanky. Those duties that Harmann feels will be his primary concerns next semester include The End, and being the spokesperson to the administration for PAB. "I'm basically here to make sure that everything is run right and that everyone does their job," he concluded. Keith Harmann The organization is looking for new members to take part in all its committees. Students interested in joining can stop in at Union D114 or call 553-2650. thing"-writing (news, feature and sports), marketing , public relations, photography or graphic arts. "No matter how many A's you get on your report card, there is nothing more precious than getting experience," said Tunkieicz. "The Ranger offers a learning experience that can't be had in a classroom." Tunkieicz will soon be filling the other editorial positions on the Ranger. Applications for these paid positions are available in the Ranger office (WLLC D139) until June 12. Students interested in joining the staff a re encouraged to stop in anytime. Tunkieicz said she will be on campus throughout the summer, mainly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. AM, Jennie Tunkieicz Ranger photos by Dave McEvoy No smoking! 1l8», G19Z84T. Tnhe^ bmill msayy sF t;htart' ssimg,,o<k5in Tgh ew iPll* b™e a*l>loiwooerd Ainir PauJbTlimc ,B Aupilrdi-l JmulSy lt, lmsfoo5?. areas desi*Iiated for smoking. The bill is effective after As an educational facility, Parkside will implement this law such that a student not seeing a "SMOKING ALLOWED" sign must assume that smoking is prohibited. Student Services, acommittee of PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) would l ike to implement the act by t he beginning of the 1984 fall term. The committee will be conducting a survey among the student body to find out which areas on campus should be designated for ssmookkiinngg.. Various members of t_h e Sen_a te will go around the campus with the brief survey and they willask students who have not been approached and who want to help with this decision to please fill out the following questionnaire. Student. Services represents the sudents and is, as on every issue, open to suggestions and complaints. Please drop the following completed questionairre in anv PSGA suggestion box or in the PSGA offi ce (WLLC D139 A). 1) Do you smoke? Yes- No. 2) If you smoke, where do you smoke most often? 3) Where do you mos t dislike peopl e to smoke? 4) Do you think that the Union Square should have smoking/nonsmoking sections? Comments : 2 Thursday, May 10,1984 Letters to the Editor Graduates must decide on future To the graduation class of 1984: As a senior and a May '84 graduate, I think about the road that lies ahead, not only for me but for other graduates as weU. In the past at many graduation ceremonies, the President of the Class/Student Government or Council says how we, the students, are going to change this country or world. The speaker states how we, the students, are going to go out there and correct all that wrongs the world (i.e. starvation, pollution, hatred and war) — all the things that hamper and threaten the lives of so many people. Yet these are only words and always seem to be forgotten. For most of us, graduation serves as a turning point in our lives, for we will go out in the work force and obtain "real jobs." For others, we will continue our education, seeking out masters and doctorates and or MD's and JD's. But what about those who were going to go out and change the world? Where are they? Where did they go? I hope that as you march across the stage during graduation and as you continue t o march through life, you'll think back and reflect on what you really want out of life — not what you were pushed into, or chose to do, due to economic factors, but what you deep down inside really want out of life. It is this factor which you should be striving for, not any other. It is this factor of one's life which will help make this a better world; for people will be much happier, and in turn, will let their inner selves show and fulfill their desires/needs to help humankind. Bennett J. Schliesman Why no Chicana voice? To The Editor: Last week activities celebrating Cinco de Mayo took place on this campus. While we applaud and strongly support the public celebration of this important day, we deplore the fact that, on this campus at least, Cinco de Mayo appears to be an exclusively masculine event. Despite the fact that there are many Chicanas both on this campus and in the community who are excellent and articulate spokespeople for the Hispanic culture and its history, not one Chicana was asked to participate in the public presentations on campus. Not only does this omission speak to the strength of the male-as-expert bias which pervades this society (and this campus), it also serves to reinforce the strong androcentric orientation of the Chicano culture. This orientation is perhaps most obvious in the role of th e "Patron" who represents and protects HIS people, and who serves as the public authority on affairs related to the Chicano population. The absence of the Chicana voice from Cinco de Mayo celebrations serves to negate the role of women in Chicano society and to remind Chicanas that despite legislation and many decades of social protest their status in our society is often blatantly less-than-equal. Sincerely, The Faculty of the Women's Studies Program. € € Miser" outstanding To the Editor: Outstanding!!! That word best describes the Parkside Players' interpretation of "The Miser." Wow!! What talent!! The costuming and scenery enhanced the fantastic job of the performers. The people who worked in this area deserve a lot of credit also. It was such an enjoyable evening and will be one of t he highlights of this school year. Anyone who missed it really missed a "hit." Every seat should have been filled as it was a standing ovation performance. Sincerely, Eva Spalla RANGER VO Wt W4/Y/~\ MEWS ITEM: MILWAUKEE MAYOR MEIER URGES CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE TO PROTEST NON-POINT POLLUTION. Q. Who is this masked mart and why is this woman smiling so much? Ken Meyer Editor A. Because the job as Ranger editor has many silly side-effects Jennie Tunkieicz New Editor U 9 *00 c% & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas ; Photo Editor Dave McEvoy Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS IKt ari Dixon, Br.orbr Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Jeff TL ei• sgang, R^i.c k Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Todd Herbst, Karen Trandel ' Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every urs ay during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Hanger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. .. A"™r'^pondence should be addressed to: Pafkside Ranger,Univer sity of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. , j erJ '° ' e editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be igne wit a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Dr. for '*"ers is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. in fCr fe*erves '* e "ght to refuse letters containing false and defamo- Tory content • • • • . »j. RANGER 3 Thursday, May 10,1984 Wofford to speak at commencement Harris L. Wofford Jr., an international attorney, two-time university president and former special assistant to President John F. Kennedy, will be the principal speaker at commencement exercises at Parkside at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 20, in the Physical Education Building. About 520 members of the December and May graduating classes are eligible to participate in the ceremony, which is open to the public. The ceremony will include presentation of the Chancellor's Award to the outstanding graduate of the 1983-84 academic class as well as awards for outstanding achievement to graduates in eight principal fields of study. In addition, the 1984 Distinguished Alumnus Award will be presented to Parkside alumnus Rex H. Brown, vice president of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine and an active member of Parkside's Alumni Association including three terms as the organization's presidents A 1971 Parkside graduate who majored in business management, Brown holds a master's degree in hospital administration from George Washington University. The commencement ceremony will include a message to the graduates from Chancellor Alan E. Guskin and remarks by UW System Regent Marylln Zirbel, of Bristol, and UW-P Alumni Association President E. John Graham of Racine. Bachelor's and master's degrees will be conferred by Guskin, acting Vice Chancellor Ben Greenebaum and Regent Zirbel. Wofford, 58, practices law in 'Philadelphia with the firm of Schnader, Harrison, Segal .and Lewis of Philadelphia and Washington D.C., where his practice includes World Bank negotiations and international development financing. He is a member of the U.S. Supreme Court Bar. He served as John F. Kennedy's campaign coordinator for civil rights in 1960 and, after the election, was Sargent Shriver's deputy in the talent search that filled top posts in the new administration. Then, as a special assistant to President Kennedy, Wofford chaired the White House group that spurred federal executive action to implement the civil rights of black Americans, and helped Shriver organize the Peace Corps. In the 30 years before and after that period, Wofford's activities have centered on human and civil rights concerns, higher education and promoting world peace. Wofford served as special counsel to Father Theodore Hesburgh, president of Notre Dame, on the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights and co-edited the landmark report of that acclaimed commission in 1959. He worked closely with Dr. Martin Luther King in the civil rights movement, is a former trustee of the King Center, and is past president of the International League for Human Rights. In addition to helping organize the Peace Corps, Wofford served as its special representative in Africa and then as associate director of the Peace Corps from 1964-66. Wofford was the founding president of the State University of New York Old Westbury campus from 1966-70 and was president of Bryn Mawr College from 1970-78. He received his undergraduate degree from the University of Chicago and law degrees from Yale Law School Harris Wofford and Harvard University Law School. Wofford is author of many articles and books, including "Of Kennedys and Kings: Making Sense of the Sixties," published in 1980 and termed by the Washington Post as the most important book that year about politics. Wofford, a World War n Army Air Corps veteran, has traveled and spoken widely in recent years on behalf of arms control, and is the coordinator of the drafting committee for the Arms Control Plank of the 1984 Democratic Party Platform. Marshals for the commencement ceremony will be Prof. James Shea, chief marshal; Prof. Peter Hoff, faculty marshal; Prof. Andrew McLean, graduate degree marshal; Prof. Herbert Kubly, bachelor of arts degree marshal; Profs. Anna Marie Williams and James Rovelstad, bachelor of science degree marshals. Music for the ceremony will be provided by organist Glenda Mossman, a Parkside adjunct organ instructor who will be performing on a Haygren Custom Electronic organ. The organ is a gift to the campus from Mrs. Elmer R. Hermes, of Racine, the late Mr. Hermes and trustees of the former First Congregational United Church of Christ in Racine, where the instrument originally was housed. Following the ceremony a reception hosted by the Parkside Alumni Association honoring graduates and their guests will be held in Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. Brown named Distinguished Alumnus Rex H. Brown, a 1971 University of Wisconsin-Parkside graduate who now is the vice president of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, has been named the 1984 UW-Parkside Distinguished Alumnus and will be honored at commencement ceremonies at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 20, in the Physical Education Building. Brown, 34, who majored in business management at Parkside and went on to earn a master's degree in hospital administration from George Washington University, joined St. Luke's in 1976 as an administrative resident and since then has moved up the administrative ladder, serving as human relations administrator and vice president of human relations before being promoted to his present position. St. Luke's, 1320 Wisconsin Ave., is a 292-bed facility founded in 1872. As vice president Brown is responsible for patient care, education and human relations. Brown is heavily involved in the activities of Parkside's Alumni Association, serving as a founding president from 1980 to 1983, and he is active in numerous professional organizations and community and civic groups. Those include the Wisconsin Society for Health Care Education and Training and the Association for Hospital Personnel Administration of Southeastern Wisconsin as well as local groups such as the Racine YMCA Marketing and Membership Committee and a term as president of the Personnel Management Council of the Court to rule on draft, aid The Solomon amendment, which ties draft registration to financial aid Jor male college students, is being tested by the Supreme Court. A federal judge in Minneapolis ruled the law unconstitutional last summer when a group of anonymous college students there challenged the law. But the Supreme Court issued a stay, leaving the law in effect until it makes a ruling, which is expected in July. The law has caused protests around the country, and students who refuse to register are being brought to trial. There are several cases pending nationwide. But there are no known cases in the UW-System, as far as financial aid officers know. They consider the law to be a headache. "The general feeling is that it's just another piece of papa* to add to our workload," said Parkside's Financial Aid Director Jan Ocker. In addition to the extra paperwork, college financial aid officers will be expected to catch offenders beginning next year, which Ocker said "would be a nightmare we definitely want to avoid." Opponents of the law have argued that the law provides punishment for students who do not choose to register, or students who register late. But the selective service system says the law will not be used to prosecute late registrants, and that students who do obey the law — by signing a piece of paper — are not penalized at all. Racine Area Manufacturers and Commerce Association, Inc. (RAMAC). Brown also is a member of the Personnel Directors' Roundtable of RAMAC and has served as a board member of the Racine Visiting Nurse Association. "I'm honored to be selected as a 1 distinguished alumnus," Brown said. "UW-Parkside is an enormously valuable educational and cultural resource for both Racine and Kenosha, and has contributed a great deal to the improvement of the area. UW-Parkside really is a link between the two communities, drawing Racine and Kenosha closer together." Brown said that because more than 80 percent of UW-Parkside graduates remain in this area "their achievements are living, tangible proof of the quality and importance of the university to the communities it serves." Brown said UW-Parkside is a young institution and its alumni "will play an ever-increasing role in improving the quality of life here." During his tenure as president of the Alumni Association Brown last year was instrumental in helping organize the first Alumni Annual Fund-Raising Campaign, money which is being us«i for student scholarships and books and periodicals for the university library. "The enormous success of the fund-raiser shows a real desire on the part of UW-Parkside alumni to help the university — to give something back to the instituion they got so much from," Brown said. Thomas Krimmel, director of development and alumni affairs at UW-Parkside, said, "Rex typifies the attitude and commitment of so many UW-Parkside alumni who remain this area after graduating. They constantly contribute their talents and energies both to their communities and to their alma mater. That is important to UWParkside as it matures as an institution." Senior Art Shows display students' works The first of three Senior Art Shows is currently showing in the Communication Arts Gallery. Brian Passino, Karen Bolander, Christopher Ohm, Kathy Colicki and Marilyn Weschnefski are the featured artists of the first show. The exhibition will run through May 20. Fifteen Parkside art students will be graduating, and two more Senior Art shows are scheduled to show their work. The second show will run from June 4-14 and the third from June 18-28. The works included range from ceramics and stone carving to prints and oil paintings. The work included in the three shows is a retrospective of the students' tenure at Parkside. The gallery hours for the first show are Monday through Friday from 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday from 7 to 10 p.m. Gallery hours for the second and third shows are Monday through Thursday from 1 to 6 p.m. POOOOOOOOOOOOC Professional Resume Writing You've spent thousands of dollars and years to get your diploma. Do you want a "quickie" or quality resume to reflect you and your in- i vestment? Save your valuable study time and let the professionals do it. Call now. Anne Gontek 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parkside student*) Reasonable rates. feooooooooooood FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS If you would like your final check(s) mailed to you, send a written request to the Payroll Office: 1. In the request include your address and date of check. 2. Attached a self-addressed stamped envelope for each check. Optional request forms available at the Union Info Desk and Payroll Office. Questions? Call 553-2256. 4 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Accent on Women Earl discusses women and self-worth by Jennie Tonldeicz News Editor - The Accent on Women program, which featured a speech by Sheila C. Earl, attracted 150 people Friday evening and about 307 attended Saturday's workshop and seminars. The program which was held at Parkside, was co-spopnsored by Parkside and Gateway Technical Institute's WO/MEN'S Bureau, with the aid of the Women's Resource Colter of Racine. The Accent on Women steering committee members include: Bonnie Friday, Program Specialist, WO/MEN'S Bureau, Gateway-Racine campus; Patricia Gibbons, Counselor, Women's Resource Center of Racine; Nancy Hare, Public Information Specialist, Gateway- Kenosha and Racine campus; Phyllis Northway, Kenosha County Extension Home Economist; Judith Pryor, Coordinator of Instruction, Library/Learning Center, Parkside; and Wendi Schneider, Counselor, Community Student Services, Parkside. Earl, married to Gov. Anthony Earl and coordinator of placement and internship for Robert M. La- Follette Institute of Public Affairs at UW-Madison, gave a speech entitled, "Women and Self Worth," on Friday. Reinforcing the self worth of young women, girls' sports, domestic abuse and volunteerism were the topics which Earl stressed during her talk. "Abuse haunts all people. Support victims of domestic abuse and provide temporary shelter to those in neejd. Support the community organizations which offer aid to victims of domestic violence," urged Earl. A staunch supporter of girl's sports, Earl feels that physical education for girls is not equal to that of boys. "When boys play a sport the stands are filled, for girls it's another story. The same applies to college sports," she said. "Something is wrong with this attitude...it discriminates." Earl stressed how important it is to urge young women to develop their full potential. She feels that not striving to reach your full potential is "an offense against our creator who provided us all with intrinsic abilities." Volunteerism is one way Earl feels women can achieve their full potential. A reading entitled "Mothers of Invention, Daughters of Change" was presented by the American Association of University Women-Racine Branch. The reading demonstrated how American women have changed — from the Indians to the business women of today. One of the highlights of Friday's program was the presentation of the Accent of Women Awards. This was the first year in the four years of th e Accent on Women programs' existence, that such awards were presented. Susan Poulsen Krough of the Johnson Foundation, Inc., presented the prestigious awards. Award recipients include: Jeanne Arnold, for Communications; Bernadette Elverman, for Volunteerism; Barbara Hammes, for Human Services; Mary Kaprelian, for Business and Industry; and Rosaria Jermanotta, for Education. When Kaprelian received her award, she remarked, "there should be more conferences like this to encourage us not to speak softly and carry lipstick." RANGER IS N OW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING STAFF POSITIONS F OR THE 1984-85 A CADEMIC YEAR. NEWS EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED THRU JUNE 12, 1984 Sheila Earl, wife of Gov. Tony Earl, addressed a Friday evening crowd at the Accent on Women program. Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Course examines Vietnam vets by Jennie Tunldeicz News Editor Vietman and the emotional complexity which surrounded the war ? will be the emphasis of a summer Humanities Course, 40-260, Forms of American Culture: Vietnam, Fact and Fiction. The eight week course will be offered on Tuesday and Thursdays from 7:30 -9:35 p.m. "Ideally, this course will be directed at two kinds of students: those too young to have had any direct contact with the war, and those students who have had military experience or who were in the Vietnam War," said Ken Harper, who will teach the course. The course will consist of readings, films and lectures and visiting speakers, which are intended to provoke though and to try and get at the meaning of the war experience, according to Harper. "This is not a course where we will tell war stories, but we will look at why veterans tell war stories and what they mean," said Harper. Harper, a Vietman veteran, said that he is concerned about how little many students know about the Vietnam war. "I am shocked and frightened when I see how little students know about a past that could happen to them very shortly, and they would be so unprepared," he said. He feels that the current situation in Central American has all the makings of another Vietnam. The course will also deal with the myths surrounding veterans of Vietnam. "The media concentrates on the image of the Vietnam veteran as being deranged and doped. I think that misses the point. If you look at Shakespeare's tragic characters you will find that their disorientation isn't the result of drugs but because of a tremendous emotional loss. Vietnam vets have much deeper emotions than are talked about." Harper worked as a veterans' counselor for two years and has also been to Veterans' Hospitals "and I've seen that the abuses of the war have not aided." Summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding northern Illinois firm. Must fill several full or part-time positions. Work in local area. Starting rate *6.85. Over 18. Car needed. For information call: (312) 249-3444 y betweeij*2 and 7 pm RANGER 5 Thursday, May 10,1984 Chemistry Club Club Events The Chemistry Club would like to thank all of our outgoing officers for a terrific year: Sharon Rynders (President), Mark Derosch (Vice- President), Dawn (Patricia) Taylor (Secretary), and Karl Nicholas (Treasurer. We would like to welcome our new officers for the year beginning with the Fall '84 semester: Sharon Rynders (President-again?), Julie Debus (Vice-President), Jo Chianello (Secretary), Drew Kuffel (Treasurer). Congratulations and best of luck for the upcoming year! We would also like to thank our advisers, Dr. Ward and Dr. Branchini, for supporting our every endeavor. Last but not least, we would like to thank everyone who has made the past year a success by their participation in our club's events. We hope to see you all next year-we've got a great one planned. Have an excellent smmer. Dart Team Hello, Darters, non-darters, Nick and other furry creatures and extremely dedicated administrators. The Dart Team will hold its final meeting on Friday, May 11 at 1 p.m. in the Rec Center. Topics to be discussed include the Great American Steak Out H, the smmer plans and a Brewers game outing. Since this is the last meeting of the semester, it would be nice if some members showed up. In other words, be there or suffer the consequences! BSO BSO Picnic. All a re invited to attend. Free food, free drinks and recreation. The picnic is on Friday, May 11, starting at noon at Petrifying Springs Park. Peer Support I want to thank the following people for serving as officers for Peer Support 1983-84: Laverne Christensen, Treasurer; Pierre Darcy, Secretary; Heidi Fallak, Vice President. I want to congratulate the following people for serving as officers for Peer Support 1984-85: L aVerne Christensen, President; Alice Johnson, Vice-President; Rosalie Mutchler and Valerie Maynard, Co- Treasurers.' (From Pam Brouwers.) PSE PSE officers and member would like to thank everyone for their help and support for the 1983-84 school year. TTiis club wouldn't be what it is today without the encouragement and hard work of its members and sponsors. A special thanks to adviser Mort Rovelstad for his help and direction. With this year's participation, next year promises to be even better. Vets' Club Officers for the 1984-85 Veterans' Club were chosen at Monday's meeting. Those voted in were Mike Bielke for president, Chuck Hauser for vice-president and Peggy Krumm for secretary/treasurer. Early entries for the Second Annual Vets' Run for Fun are still being accepted. The five-mile run will take place on Saturday, May 19 at 9 a.m. Formore information, contact Rich Welbon at 554-1866 or Peggy Krumm at 652-1189. Clubs hold Beginning of End 99 PSE (The Marketing Club) and PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) are co-sponsoring an addition to Parkside's "The End," called "The Beginning of The End." This event is designed to start off the weekend festivities with a real bang. "The Beginning of The End" will be held at Sander's Park (Section No. 8) in Kenosha at noon on Friday, May 18. Johnsonville brats will be served for 81 each and a $2 ticket gets you a ll the Miller Beer you can drink. A volleyball net will be up, and a 16" softball game is planned. Tickets can be purchased from any PSE or PAC member this week and next week. All Parkside students and their friends are welcome. Finish off the year right by going to "The End" and start "The End" off right by going to "THe Beginning of The End." Ranger needs writers, photographers, graphic artists and reps (make $$$). Stop by Ranger office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe). Law scholarship offered Carol Fennema, President of Legal Auxiliary of Wisconsin-Kenosha County, has announced that the group, as part of its 1984 Law Day Celebr ation, will award a $500 scholarship, based on merit, to a law student. The recipient must be a resident of Kenosha County, and must be accepted at and planning to attend, or presently attending, a Wisconsin Law Schoo l. The deadline for applying is September 10. Students interested may call or write for an application to: Mrs. John V. Evans, 7822 39th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53142 , Telephone 694-5855 or 553-2614. I Tin a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! Based on my earnings so far at $15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over $40,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler for printing in the Graphic Arts Industry. Think of what you could do with a college education. I love my job and now I want to tell others how to teach themselves as I did. If you've thought about the grapic arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you're searching for one of the numerous, challenging, creative, well-paying career opportunities in graphic communications...such as printing, publishing, advertising, photography, computer proglramming, chemist, graphic design, layout artist or sales. This industry makes up one of the largest manufacturing industries in the world today. This is definitely not one of those get-rich-quick schemes. It's for men and women serious about their career future. Send check or money order for only $9.95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I got involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, Horton Enterprises, Dept. 4, 1824-54th St., Kenosha WI 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for -delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! « « . Proesel awarded Honors distinction by Mary Ginther Jayne Proesel. Crazy or dedicated? The answer is both, with a variation— crazily dedicated. Why? Proesel, a Communication major graduating with "Distinction" in the Honors Program this May, has acquired 24 credits of Honors coursework- nine credits beyond t he required amount. "I first enrolled in the Honors Seminars-" Explaining Things" and "Imagination"-in the fall of 1982.1 was also taking a Communication course for Honors credit. After that semester, my interest and initiative were piqued. I made up my mind then to just keep on going." Proesel, a non-traditional student and mother of four teenagers, completed her degree in three years. "I came back to school after a 19 years 'vacation,' and decided to not waste any time. The Honors courses- bo th the Seminars and coursework- have enhanced my educational experience." Proesel is the sole graduate of the Honors Program this year. She is pleased with all she has accomplished and gained from her involvement in the program. "I've gained so much from the program. The Seminars are fun, informative, Jayne Proesel and interesting. Coursework for Honors credits in my classes made them more worthwhile and useful. I was allowed to take my own work in the direction I wanted. That's the neatest thing about it." What are Proesel's plans for after graduation? "A three week vacation in Hawaii as a reward, and to restore my energies," she chuckled. *Then in the fall I'll be taking some business classes, and maybe finishing up my second major-psychology. Yep, more classes-so maybe 'crazily dedicated' is the correct term." McLean edits book Parkside English professor Andrew M. McLean has edited a book of works by 16th century English bishop William Barlowe, whose support of a religious movement called the Reformation helped establish the Protestant Church. Titled "The Works of William Barlowe Including Barlowe's Dialogue Against the Lutheran Factions," the book is published by Sutton Courtenay Press of Appleford, England. McLean wrote a brief biography of Barlowe for the book as well as extensive notes to the texts, which often are small essays on the literature, history and theology of th e period. The book is part of the Courtenay Library of Reformation Classics series, which seeks to make available scholarly editions of important documents detailing the historical theology of the Reformation. U LHT^ t rrrrrrnrV YrrrxrrrYryrYri*p jr V.^r-~" The new Apple lie. Under 8 lbs Under $ 130 0 Announcing the first 7V4 po und mental giant: the new Apple* lie Personal Computer. For one low price, you can take home 128K of RAM, a built-in disk drive and built-in ports for modems and printers. Standard lie equipment that would add over $800 to the cost of a smallerminded computer. In the same box, you also get a power pack and an RF modulator that turns your TV into a monitor. And a plus disk tutorial that teaches you all the basics. After that your ready to run literally thousands of other programs. For business. For education. And for fun. Our professional sales staff can give lots of hard facts and friendly advice. They can even help you apply for an Apple credit card. If y ou qualify, you can take an Apple lie home the same day. For not a cent over 10% down. * i jttt 7.5 | i hp n rebfcrrf t rbeeerb if «pb Cipiki. be. 1 1994 *pb Ceapbr. be. Colorlron Computers 2101 Lathrop Avenue, Racine 637-2003 Special discount to Parkside sfudents'arid faculty. Contest winners announced Mexican holiday The children's portion of the Hispanic folk-dance troupe performed Friday for Parkside's first observation of the Mexican Independence holiday Cinco de Mayo. Photo by Michael Kailas Winners in the southeastern Wisconsin-northeastern Illinois portion of the International Computer Problem-Solving Contest sponsored by Parkside have been announced. The contest was held at Parkside and 450 other testing stations around the world on Saturday, April 28. Fo rty-three teams of one to three persons competed in three divisions at Parkside. The area winners, whose scores will be judged along with those from other testing sites to determine the top ten world-wide winners are: Senior High Division (grades 10- 12): First place, a team from A. E. Stevenson High School in Prairie View, 111. composed of Mark Thompson and Marc Kazen; second place, a single-member team from Washington Park High School in Racine composed of Keith Stattenfield; third place, a team from Prairie School in Racine composed of Steve Schmidt and Jon Johnson. Junior Division (grades 7-9): First place, a team from McKinley Junior High School i n Racine composed of Andrew Mauer and Rick Balsano; second place a team from Stevenson High in Prairie View, Dl. composed of Brian Jacobson, Andy Hush and Andreas Schmalz; and third place, another team from Stevenson High composed of Shyam Krishnam, Peter Apostalakis and Mike Garrison. Elementary Division (grades 4- 6): First place, a team from Golda Meir Elementary in Milwaukee composed of David Mandelin, Becky Hankwitz and Bo Bigelow; second place, another team from Golda Meir composed of Eric Oehler, Mike Schmerling and Nick Welter; and third place, a one-man team from Elmwood Elementary in Elmwood, 111. composed of Howard Salter. The winning teams will be awarded trophies. Other local teams competing in the contest came from Tremper High School in Kenosha, and, from Racine County, Union Grove High School, J.I. Case High School and Walden ED Alternative High School. Parkside Prof. Donald Piele, organizer of the international competition, said results from the 450 testing stations will be sent to Parkside, where world-wide winners will be determined. This year, students in 44 states and 13 foreign countries participated. Scholarship Day honors over 100 students The annual Scholarship Day at Parkside on April 29 resulted in awards and honors for more than 100 students. The program, sponsored by the campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee, included an address by Parkside alumnus Tom Beck, winner of the 1983 Distinguished Alumnus Award and president and cofounder of Unico foe., Franksville. The event also included remarks by Parkside economics professor William Rieber, winner of the 1983 Teaching Excellence Award. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards. Scholarships Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $400 each, which memorialize the former dean of the university's Kenosha campus, went to LaVonne Michaud (Science), Kenosha; Jonathan Wynstra (Science), Racine; and Peggy Rasmussen (Social Science), Racine. The Joanne M. Esser Scholarship of 8200, for a student interested in ecology, went to Susan Miller (Science), Racine. Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $250 each, which are named for the former university Regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, wait to Connie Jacklin (Business and Administrative Science), Kenosha; and Kim Van Alkemade, Racine. Irvin G. Wyllie Scholarships of 8250 each, named for Parkside's founding chancellor, wait to Susan Hilmer (Business and Administrative Science), Racine; and Maria Veronico (Business and Administrative Science and Behavioral Science), Burlington. William W. P etrie Labor and Industrial Relations Scholarships of 8200 ea ch went to Thomas Decker (Business and Administrative Science), Kenosha (8100 of wh ich was contributed in matching funds by Parkside's Alumni Assocation); Hilmer (see above); and Denise Wilcox (Business and Administrative Science), Racine. The Johnson Wax Award of 8100 in science went to Suzanne Weisner (Science), Kenosha. The Sam Poerio Award of 8100, named for the late Kenosha educator and athletic coach, went to Wendy Westphal (Education), Kenosha. The Robert Bauer Scholarship of 8300, to memorialize a Parkside alumnus who drowned two years ago, went to Mark Christensen (Science), Racine. Two "Big Eight" Milwaukee accounting firms sponsored scholar- Bank of Elmwood HOME OF RED CARPET SERVICE MAIN OFFICE: 2704 Lathrop Avenue MOTOR BANK: Durand at Kentucky Here to Serve AU Your Banking Needs MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY BANKING HOURS MOTOR BANK 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 6 P;M. 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 8 P.M. 7 A.M. - 4 P.M. LOBBY 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 8 P.M. 8 A.M. - 12 NOON F.D.I.C. ships for three Parkside business management students in accounting. The scholarships were funded by the firms and their employees who are Parkside graduates. Ernst and Whinney Scholarships went to Pamela Gyger (8500), Pa ddock Lake; and Patricia Lenz (8300), Racine. The Peat, Marwick, Mitchell Scholarship of 8100 went to Laurie Maes, Racine. The Financial Executives Institute Scholarship of 8300, from the y southeastern Wisconsin c hapter of the International Organization of Chief Financial Officers of major corporations and banks, went to Gyger, also. Faculty and Alumni Association Matching Fund Scholarships Fourteen students received scholarships through fund-raising efforts by Parkside faculty members in various academic divisions. That money was met with matching funds from Parkside's Alumni Association's annual fund-raising campaign, which last year raised more than 819,000 from Parkside alumni. Seven Science Division scholarships were awarded. Receiving 8200 each were Sharon Rynders, Kenosha; Margaret Perozzo, Kenosha; John Wynstra, Racine; Joan Zelin- gsr, Racine; and Jan Meyle, Union rove. Receiving 8100 each were Cynthia Lange, Racine; and Thomas Siewert, Racine. Two Business and Administrative Science Division sch olarships were awarded. Ronald Bedard, Union Grove, received 8200 (half of which was contributed by F. Jerome Berre, president of Pioneer Products, Inc. in Racine); and Mary Matton, Racine, received $200. Four students received scholarships from the Fine Arts and Humanities divisions: Russell Johnson, Racine, in the music discipline and Connie Kowalski, Racine,, in the dramatic arts discipline, each received 8200; Rita Turner, Kenosha, and Rachel Klees, Kenosha, both in the art discipline, each received 8100. Kenosha Foundation Award Recipients Sixteen Parkside students who live in Kenosha and Kenosha County received scholarship awards from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of local philanthropists. The students were Kim Anderson, 8500; Thomas Decker, 8300; Connie Jacklin, 8100; LaVo nne Michaud, 8100; Charles Neustifter, 8300; Mary P eltier, 8300; Margaret Parozzo, 8350; Elizabeth Phillips, 8300; Jill Richetto, 8500; Sharon Rynders, 8300; Mary Sa nchez, 8500; Gregory Sepanski, 8350; Jamie Tomasello, 8350; James Twomey, 8350; D iane Vaccarello, 8300; Linda Winzer, 8500; Linda Sanders, 8500; and Jayne Proesel, 8300. Certificate Awards Certificates of recognition citing students for academic excellence and creative achievement and awarded by various academic disciplines, went to: From Kenosha and Kenosha County: Ginger Beningo, Denise Gerou, Jennifer Gray, Pamela K. Gyger, Lois Herr, Timothy S. Houden, Carmella Imbrogno, Kenneth s, Joseph Landa, Fredrick T. £ Lawler, Thomas Lois, Jenny Lowrance, John Matranga, Charles Neustifter, Robert Oik, James Samica, Daryl R. Sauer, Steven F. hreiner, Kurt A. Sorensen, Elizabeth Spahr. From Racine and Racine County: James Aceto, Mary V. Barranco, June Bauer, Cheryl Buckley, James Carrington, John Caspers, Margaret Clarke, John Cogan, Anne Marie Cooper, Susan A. Daye, John Ertl, Tim Fox, Susan Hilmer, Kurt Continued on Page 17 Child Care Center Fatherhood takes on new perspectives by Marilyn Noreen Did you know that there is a Men's Liberation Movement? In terms of men's family roles, the current literature states that there is a new, emergent perspective on fathering. This new perspective states: "Men are psychologically able to participate in a full range of parenting behaviors; furthermore, it may be good for both parents and children that men take active roles in child care and child rearing." There are two general dimensions of f atherhood. The first is the survival dimension in which the father acts to sustain the physical livelihood and value premises of his family. The second is the expressive dimension, in which the father ideally contributes a sense of security to his family and adds a sense of pleasure or significance to its activities. In the survival dimension, the father is the male adult whom the children see most often; he is more likely than anyone else to symbolize manhood to his children as a living reality, and at least as likely as mother to be a model for simply Campus bookstore well received by Jill Whitney Nielsen The campus bookstore is concluding its second year at Parkside and has been very well received by both faculty and students in its selection and prices. The prices of books are industrydetermined, with new books being marked up 20 percent and used books at 25 percent less than new. "Unless they (other universities) have a surcharge, our prices should be pretty much in line," stated Nancy Schroeder, manager of the bookstore. "The students pretty much take (the prices) in stride. Generally students feel books are expensive..they accept it, I think, overall." The bookstore also has a buyback service at the end of each semester. Each book that will be used in upcoming semesters is bought back from the students at 50%. Schroeder said, "Buy-back is really a good service because it allows us to give students a better selection from used books." So far there haven't been many complaints, but Schroeder is always willing to listen and get the students' point of view. The bookstore is not only for books. It carries a variety of items, from school supplies to clothing. "I think it's also a place people like to come in and just browse. Overall, we've gotten a good reception. We work very hard to do the best we can and have gotten a lot of postive l eedback," said Schroeder. being human. For example, the way the father relates to his wife serves as a model for the husband role in the eyes of his children. Parents pass on some part of the formula for marital accommodation to their children. Parents who exhibit actual behavior in the area of skills are more important than empty wishes they have for their children. For example, parents who have good read ing habits will instill good reading habits in their children. The transmission of p ersonal qualities include undesirable traits as well. In the expressive dimension, fathers can do a number of things that help to keep in check feelings of anxiety and insecurity on the part of their children and that contribute to a more or less continuous feeling among family members that life is worthwhile. The father's expressive "work" includes such activities as providing bodily comfort to the children, showing love and respect for them, playing with them and giving the ir lives a sense of immediate significance. He promotes a measure of security in children by being interested in them as no other man is and by his very presence as countless problems arise and are settled. Since father does not provide the more routine comforts (such as bathing, dressing, feeding, etc.), he has to work har- History Professor John Buenker is shown with his daughter, former PSGA President Jeanne Buenker-Phillips. Prof. Buenker is an expert on the subject of fathering and nurturing since he. is a single parent with five children. der than mother to be of expressive significance, especially in the positive, pleasure-giving sense of the term. He must make an effort to do such things as taking the children to the circus, telling them stories, playing games, making jokes and so on. As expected, fathers who take their children places and are frequently willing to "have fun" with them are especially well-liked. Michael Lamb's research suggests that well-adjusted children come from families in which father is an active, involved p arent, form- Pogreha worsens The condition of ex-PSGA Pre sident Phil Pogreba, who suffered numerous injuries and brain damage in a Sept. 17 automobile accident last year, has deteriorated. A shunt operation intended to relieve the pressure on his brain was r EUROPE 1984 HUDSON HOLIDAYS PRESENTS London From $499 Shannon...... From $549 Amsterdam ... From $498 Paris From $599 Rome From $549 not successful last week. Pogreba was moved from a rehabilitation center in LaCrosse to Independence, Wisconsin, hi s hometown. Pogreba remains comatose and thel prognosis is not very good for him regarding consciousness. Ranger photo by Bob Riesling ing close relationships with his children. In addition, it has been found that fathers can be just as affectionate, nurturant, responsive and active with their children as mothers are. Mothers and fathers have different parental styles, and children react differently to fathers than to mothers. There are a number of factors which appear to influence the degree of paternal involvement in chi- Idrearing. The list includes the family socioeconomic status, the number and ages of children (and parents), the status of the wife's employment, self-concept of the father and androgynous versus traditional orientation to sex role behavior generally and in family work. These factors are still not sufficient to insure that father will be the active, nurturant, loving parent he is capable of being. What seems to be the determining factor is the value so ciety places on such paternal behavior. Our society must shed its HAWAII TOTAL * 6 DAYS-5 NIGHTS Includes Round Trip Air- Daily Islander Service! $499 Includes: Hotel, tariffs and taxes. Fly round trip via Western Airline from O'Hare International Airport on reguarly scheduled flights. 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As James Levin (author of Who Will Raise the Children?) wrote, "If men are encouraged from childhood through adolescence and adulthood to feel that their own sense of personal identity can be built on direct caring, and not just on providing, they will feel less of a need to invest everything in breadwinning and career." The modern father is endeavoring to demonstrate to his children that a father does not always have to be in control or always have the final solution to every problem; that he can be in error and learn from others. As he admits the above traits, he will exhibit a greater comfort with expressions of love, joy, fe ar and sadness. He will re cognize that such feelings in no way detract from his masculinity, but in reality will assist him in assuming a more positive, androgynous personhood. Boys and girls will benefit from observing a father who is a more humanly open, affectionate person. Children learn to be adults by watching adults; and if they see men doing more nurturing, boys will learn to nurture more naturally and girls will learn to accept it more readily. Men who have already recognized their natural capabilities of fathering will learn from their children and recognize the spiritual gifts of love, joy and genuine acceptance young children so eagerly share. Robert DiGiulio summarizes the many thoughts of this article by saying, "Free your mind of sex ro le stereotypes and plunge into the business of giving what you've already got — the qualities of the human spirit that will make your child a real man or woman." ONE DAY BUS TRIPS.. personally escorted by Marilyn Bindelli May 26-Lena Horns $60 The lady and her music, main floor seats at the Blackstone plus dinner at Berghoff. Leave 4:30pm Arrive 11:30pm June 6-Dreamgirla $54 The biggest most glamorous dazzling musical at the Shubert includes lunch. Leave: 10:00am Arrive 5:30pm Hurry. Limited Space Available. 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Projects the organization i s working on to close the year are: spending the remainder of their segregated fees, looking into some campus problems and setting goals for next fall. One project which Peterson would like to help is a Top Senior Minorities Banquet for the surrounding high sc hools. The banquet will be held here at Parkside. Peterson feels the banquet may encourage future minority enrollment and in volvement at Parkside. This summer, PSGA is sending four women to Washington, D.C. for a women's Leadership Conference. The four participants are Pat Hensiak, Jeanne Phillips, Terry Tunks and Ernestine Weisinger. Student senator Greg Holcomb is currently looking into the parking stuation. PSGA is curious as to where the money goes from the parking perpermits and tickets. Another area of interest for PSGA is vandalism, especially in the library. From this gained information, Peterson hopes PSGA can educate the students on vandalism. A couple of weeks ago, a fire alarm went off. Nothing was done, no one evacuated the school, and the professors resumed their lectures. "Even though it was a false alarm, we want to find out why nothing was done," said Peterson. PSGA is hoping to put some rights back into the students' hands. Peterson is pushing to get the faculty senate to support the faculty's returning exams to the students. "We took the text, the tests are ours," Peterson stated. He FREE COMPUTER INTRODUCTION CLASSES BY APPOINTMENT Macintosh, the computer you don't have to study tolearn. If you know how to point, you already know how to use Macintosh;" the most advanced Apple1 ll-rso nal Computer. No more Wasted hours pouring through tedious manuals. No more complicated computer commands. Because Macintosh lets you concentrate on what you want done. Not on how to get a computer to do it. Our professional sales staff will answer all your questions and, of course, provide service and support. So come in today and learn everything you need to know about Macintosh. But don't plan on spending too much time, .vniwni ih-at « Macintosh is a trademark licensed to Apple Computer Inc. ® 19 84 Apple Computer Inc. MC1283Y Apple and the Apple logo are registered trademarks of Apple Computer Inc. Special discount to Parkside students and faculty. Racine's Only Apple National Account Support Dealer Full Sales & Service Dealer FREE 90 DAY FINANCING Racine's Oldest and Most Experienced Computer Store Colortron Computers 2101 Lathrop Ave. Mon.-Frl. 9-9, Sat. 9-S Phone 637-2003 believes the returned tests are a good way for students to learn. Peterson added, "It's also good for the faculty because they'll have to make up new tests. It'll be a learning experience for them also." Peterson is supporting the new admissions policy. Conditional admission students will be required to have special advising. "This is prescriptive advising," said Peterson, "for high risk students." High risk students are those who are lacking in some necessary academic area. Some may have reading problems or math difficulties. "This should keep students either from transferring or flunking out," added Peterson. According to Peterson, there will also be an admissions committee with two student seats. If you're not accepted, you can appeal to this committee, said Peterson. "This should lift up high school requirements." By next fall, PSGA hopes to have phones in the Union and Communication Arts parking lots. "I'd like to see PSGA pay for a part of it. It would be a grat service to the students," said Peterson. In keeping with his campaign promises, Peterson will continue to kkeep his eye on the Union, "flu stand right behind any decisions of PUAB. I want to make sure 20 ounce beers stay in the Union," assured Peterson. Corporate sponsorship policy reviewed by Carol Kortendick There is a proposed policy for all student organizations on the Parkside campus to follow when seeking corporate sponsorship for an event, whether on or off campus. "Corporate Sponsorship shall mean: The involvement of a noncampus organization (whether for profit or non-profit) in the production of an event being sponsored by a campus organization." At present, the policy is not finalized and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle is still reviewing it. Scott Peterson, president of Parkside Student Government Association, questioned the first line. He wondered why other campus organizations are excluded from this policy. Peterson felt this policy should include everyone involved with the university, whether student, faculty or alumni. "If the policy is for students alone, then let the students write it," Peterson added. The Corporate Sponsorship committee is composed of one administrator, Buddy Couvion, and two students, Keith Harmann and Valerie Olson. In Peterson's opinion, the policy is saturated with Couvion's influence. Another section of the policy that Peterson disagreed with is where it states, "When using campus facilities for the proposed event, the sponsor must pay the facilities' rental costs." Peterson's conflict resulted because he believes though the corporation comes from the outside, it's a student event they are sponsoring. "At UW-Milwaukee, students can't receive funds for events from the school unless they go to outside companies for financial assistance first," Peterson said. He said there should be some limits for corporate sponsored events, but the policy is going a bit too far. "It all stems back t o beer companies sponsoring events. The administration thinks we have a drinking problem," Peterson concluded. Academic staff recognized This past year, Academic Staff has received quite a bit of attention. The attention started when the Board of Regents requested the System Review of academic staff to do an extensive review on academic staff. The Regents had become curious about the academic staff and were looking specifically for information dealing with academic staff policies and procedures. As a result of this extensive review, the Regents have approved 20 recommendations by t he system review. One recommendation that was approved by Regents was a systemwide study of all UW Universities from April 198 4 to the next April of academic staff policies and procedures. Stu Rubner, chairman of Parkside's Staff Committee, stated it was recommended to the Chancellor that a committee be formed consisting of academic staff, faculty, students and someone from the Chancellor's office to closely review academic staff policies and procedures and recommend any changes to be made concerning academic staff. "This past year, the academic staff has gotten a lot of attention," stated Rubner. "Academic staff is being listened to more, such as with the new admissions policy. The academic staff gave lots of input. Faculty is now realizing that academic staff does have a role to play in the university system." Rubner added that his personal feeling is that this change comes about because of general good feelings between academic staff and faculty and not just because it came out of the Regents. ' RANGER Classified ads; NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-0520. 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THAT'S ABOUT 200% higher than those who dwell in the office. RON JON- you're a sweetheart! The past two weeks have been great!! Thanks, ME KAESTNER: YOU DICK!!! SMURF: I'M looking forward to this summer and you. Ogre. A.K. I'M sure the entire nation would be proud to have an anal retentive race walker represent our country in L.A. NOTICE: GUS will be celebrating his birthday three days early, on Sunday, May 20,1984 at THE END. Attendance is mandatory. P.S. Please bring presents. ATTENTION: DON'T miss the party for Gus May 20th. HELP THE GREAT ONE celebrate on May 20, 1984. EVERYBODY WILL have a great time at the party (birthday), Sunday, May 20th. LET'S MAKE the birthday an event to remember... DON'T FORGET the birthday party, May 20th, 1984. T I L Y! ! ! ! And I couldn't be happier!! You are the sun that lights my life and warms my heart, TILYFEAE! Love, Looper. BILL, THANKS for the classified. Here's yours. Carol D.B. HAVE a great summer with Mr. B.J. Crabb - S.S. OGRE: I'D love to split those olives with you, Smurf. DOC H.G. Have a great summer! Take it easy! Kath. LEGS 27: How about dinner and a meeting? Sister Christian. LEGS 27: Maybe you have other social engagements? Sister Christian DIZ (UGSY): Astronomy is gonna be great! Love dum (WINKIE). ANNIE: RIDING together was fun. Wish you were staying, Kath. KATE: HAPPY 20th. We love you. US SIDNEY, GONAD, Shorty and Bran: Don't worry Tristan DIES next time, and slowly, to boot. Signed Odin or Lovitar, depending on your perspective. CHANCELLOR GUS KIN: Is it true you're going to halve alcohol consumption on campus by going on the wagon? Enjoy the lamp, John Kovalic. NICK: HOW appropriate. A limp dart from a limp dart player. Yankee scumdog. (Your OSWALD is waiting for you.) Your loving feature editor. DICK: YOU will go on a long voyage. Distrust zucchini. A worm in the hand is worth four and a half alcohol policies. Thanks for all, John K. SARAH: JUST keep a sharp eye out for those Parkside Activities Bureaus, drunkard, scum, and have a really great summer. Thanks for everything. John. CATHERINE: WHAT can I say? You're the greatest. Thanks for keeping me Stateside. I love you, John. RICK: IS it true about you and the cucumber? (He ain't someone, he's my brother.) Be sure not to jackknife. Keep OSWALD in a safe place. Thanks for everything. JK DR. BILL: Eric lives! (But the Rabbi doesn't.) See you in the temple of Lociatar! FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLA. PFLAPFLAP. Thanks for the comic relief. Your loving dungeon master. CATHERINE: HAPPY Happy Happy!! Meet me in the gardens of Siam for some heavy duty necking. There or the Chartroom. Happy Birthday Kiddo. TO A certain sports editor...you girls are all alike. All you want are those P.E. coaches' sunbathed bodies. Am I right? Here's to Mad town. A certain feature editor. JENNY: CONGRATS, ED! Welcome to the working week! Let them all talk; downtime is over. BUT WATCH out for those Chicago curves, OK?? It's been fun. John K. KATH: ARRGH! Your teenage innocence is lost!!! It's the big Two- Oh, but have a great birthday anyway. John, the weird English guy. ALPHA THETA Rho, a private fraternity, has 8 positions for new members. If you have what it takes, ATR wants you. For more information, contact Curtis Neal, 634-1994, ext. 223 BOB: A summer full of me. Whee!! TO ALL the Ranger people, have a nice summer vacation. See all those who are returning next fall, to those who aren't, good luck in Mad City. Groupie Brenda. CONGRATULATIONS, DONNA and John. Have a nice rest of your life. Donna won't hit the baby in front of the dad. All our love, the Buchanans. TO THE father BIG EIGHT TEETH. Let's have a rendezvous at Kings Cross station in London together, the three of us can go home to your NEWCASTLE. Meet us there if you survive your finals. May 19th, Love your American wife. PAULA AND Cindy, good luck in surviving finals. Think of me while I'm away. I will return with trinkets for both you and Amy, too. Cindy, I think we should have a big party for our birthdays this year. We'll be thinking of you, love Brenda and Ross. MARGI: "ON behalf of the academy, I would like to accept this award for Parkside's most experienced report writer. This award will look especially nice on the dashboard of my car." Job well done, Blanche. POLLY: WHAT can I tell you, young'n. You're a real cutey doops!!! Each week your comments boost my morale. Besides that, I learned about DUCKIE FLAMBAY. CATHERINE: A happy 20th!! Love, K & J JOHN: LET'S have some cold dammi ts. PATTY, JOHN, Catherine and- Michael-give my regards to Mad- Town. Dr. B. KEN: THANK you so much for all the help. You're a great teacher and editor. I've got some big shoes to fill. Good luck to you and keep in touch. J.T. RICK AND Carol-I'll pick the highest bidder! I can be bribed. SUZY Q.: Keep on rockin', keep on rollin'! See ya next year!! Joey. J&D: HAVE a great summer. Love J. STEVE: THANKS for the best year of my life! With anticipation I look to our future! Love forever, Sandi! KEN, JILL and Jennie: I'll miss you, have a great summer! Joey. Continued on Page 16 START UP WITH LESS DOWN. The Chevrolet college graduate new car financing plan thru Berman-Shaver & GMAC offers: • Availability of credit • Low down payment • Attractive finance rates For complete details, contact Rich Babcock at Berman-Shaver Chevrolet or JoAnn Goodyear, Dir. of Career Planning. * Attention, Underclassmen! • You may not yet qualify for this plan, but we will give you a great deal on a new or used car, too! 2 Fifth St., Racine, 637-1224 or 652-6011 University of Wisconsin-Parkside 10 Thursday, May 10,1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board Saturday, May 19 am Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patio. VETS' RUN Inner-Loop Road 10 am VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT Flagfootball Field — Rain or Shine WHIFFLEBALL TOURNAMENT Flagfootball Field — If rain, cancelled 11 am FAMILY BOWLING AND RECREATION Recreation Center FOOD, SODA AND BEER AVAILABLE MUSIC OF BREW COUNTY ROUNDERS Union Square NOON FAMILY GAMES East of Molinaro & Greenquist — If rain, Union Bazaar ICE CREAM EATING CONTEST Outside MAGICIAN In Cinema CARTOONS Union Cinema 4 pm DOORS TO TENT OPEN Union Square BAR-BE-QUE CHICKEN DINNER Tent, Union Patio MUSIC OF PAF FRATH and DYKHUIS Tent. Union Patio 6:30 pm MUSIC OF SOUTHERN KNIGHTS Tent, Union Patio 9:30 pm MUSIC OF MIDNITE FLYER, countryrock Tent, Union Patio 12:30 am MOVIE: HAROLD & MAUDE Union Square SHUTTLE BUS AVAILABLE 11:30 pm and 1:30 am Kenosha 12:30 am and 2:30 am Racine Food, soda, free coffee available 11 am — 2:30 am Beer 11 am — Sunday, May 20 5 pm DOORS TO TENT OPEN Union Square 6:30 pm MUSIC OF SWEET CHEEKS Tent, Union Patio 9:30 pm MUSIC OF DONNIE IRIS Tent, Union Patio 12:30 am MOVIE: HAROLD & MAUDE Union Square SHUTTLE BUS AVAILABLE Follows Night Bus Route 11:30, 12:30, 1:30, 2:30 TICKET PRICES FOR EVENTS IN THE TENT one dav two days Students/Alumni $5.00 $8.00 Students/Alumni 6.00 N/A Faculty/Staff 5.00 9.00 Faculty/Staff 6.00 N/A Children (age 13-17) 4.00 7.00 Children (age 13-17) 5.00 N/A Children (age 6-12) 2.00 4.00 Children (age 6-12) 2.50 N/A Guests 6.00 10.00 Guests N/A N/A ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: • •* PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY •** NO GUEST TICKETS WILL BE SOLD ON THE DAY OF THE EVENT. GUEST TICKETS MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE AT THE UNION INFORMATION DESK. LAST DATE TO PURCHASE ADVANCE TICKETS IS FRIDAY, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 P.M. Advance Tickets on sale at Union Information Desk. T-Shirts on sale at Union Information desk. UW-Parkside and age ID required at the door. RANGER Parkside Union Advisory Board recommends new alcohol policies PUAB (the Parkside Union Advisory Board) has been meeting since early last semester to come up with recommendations on how die Parkside Union should address potential problems when the state's drinking age raises to 19 on July 1. Problems are foreseeable next year because one-third of th e Parkside student body is comprised of freshmen, most of whom are 18 years old. PUAB has been discussing whatif anything-in the current Union operating procedures should be changed in order to comply with the new la w when it takes effect. PUAB consists of 12 members- 19 voting and 2 non-voting-from organizations throughout the campus. The voting members include seven students (from the four major organizations, SOC and two elected at large), two faculty representatives and one alumni representative. The two non-voting me mbers are Union Director Bill Niebuhr and Coordinator of Student Activities Buddy Couvion. The students currently on PUAB are Mark Schlozen (PAB), Suzanne Moles (Peer Support), Dave Higgens (PSGA), Ken Meyer (Ranger), Jack Kemper (SOC), and Chuck Beta and Bruce Preston (at large). Florence Shipek fills one of the faculty seats while the other is vacant. Tom Krimmel represents the alumni. At last week's meeting, PUAB members reviewed the recommendations that they will forward to Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. If Stoffle approves the recommendations, they will take effect next semester. If she disagrees with something in the package, she, PUAB members and Chancellor Alan Gusltin will work out a compromise. The following is PUAB's first draft of their many recommendations, along with the rationale for them. The total package's wording will be rewritten slightly over the next week, but the major essence will rema in the same. ed that word might spread that UW-Parkside will be an easy place for 18 year olds to get into. 2. Recommendation: The Parkside Union office would supply all alcoholic beverage sales areas with a daily listing of events (from the computerized reservations system) that would be bringing the general public to campus to aid bartenders in deciding whom to provide service to. An amendment was offered stating that PUAB realizes the public will be drawn to campus for certain activities and the public should have access to concession services. The presence of s uch a list of a ctivities would only be used if "questionable" people were requesting service. Rationale: The above recommendation involves assisting the bartender in determining whether a potential customer has business or a real purpose to be on campus. Discretion would be used as to when someone would be questioned in regard to that purpose. In that the Union's alcohol serving areas are not generally open as public bars, objectionable outsiders could more easily be denied service with the use of such a list. 3. Recommendation: The Parkside Union Advisory Board supports the position that all students should have equal access to all regular, day-to-day operation areas of the Union buildin*including those involved in the sale of alcoholic beverage products. It also recognizes that appropriate procedures need to be adopted to see that underage patrons of t he Union not be served or otherwise receive those products. where alcoholic beverages are served, be open to any Parkside student regardless of age, but that all guests must be of legal drinking age. Rationale: Because Parkside students pay segregated fees supporting student activities and student groups, they should be elibible to attend recognized student organization sponsored events. However, underage guests who have no tie to the University and are not contributing support to these events with tuition dollars have no special right to be admitted to events where alcohol is being served. 6. Recommendation: That at non-student organization sponsored events where alcohol is to be served, the Union is to be responsible for making decisions on a case-by-case basis that appropriate measures are taken to see state drinking laws are being followed. Rationale: Because events do vary i n nature, one single policy cannot be adopted to cover all situations. Given the Union is involved in most campus event reservations, knows the types of groups associated with them and what services are being requested, it is in the best position to evaluate what procedures need to be followed for any particular event. 7. Recommendation: PUAB recommends in the daily Union S quare bar operations that beer currently served in 12 oz. and 20 oz. containers, and wine in 5 Vz oz . containers, but pitchers, carafes and Vz carafes be eliminated. 9. Recommendation: In the day-to-day operation of areas of the Union involved in ser ving alcoholic beverages, student bartenders be given discretion in deciding when to or when not to ID customers based on their positive knowledge of the customer's age. Anytime that absolute knowledge does not exist that the customer is 19 or older, age identification must be required and service only rendered upon verification of age. Rationale: The rationale behind the above recommendation is based on the feeling that it is unnecessary to ID all customers for each purchase if positive knowledge of their being over 18 ousts. This method of operation will contribute to faster service and less congestion at the bar, as well as help to keep customers from becoming upset with being ID'd when not needed. It will aid in supporting positive customer relations versus the possibility of losing customers due to a mode of service not used elsewhere. 10. Recommendation: Plastic wrist bands be adopted, at least on an experimental one year basis, as the acceptable means of identification of those who will be eligible to be served alcoholic beverage at open events where such are present. PUAB requests that the funding for this first year's wrist bands come from New Program Development dollars, and that if cont inued, the Union budget for them in subsequent years as a cost of op eration. Rationale: The rationale behind using , wrist bands is that, although not tamperproof, they probably represent the best method of providing the greatest control for bartenders to identify those who can be legally served. Also, because the Union hasnot budgeted this unplanned expense, and because it is an experiment in handling a new problem, the one time expenditure out of New Program Development dollars seems reasonable and would not further burden the Union's established operating budget. 11. Recommendation: That the "drop-off" service section of the campus' present alcohol use policies be followed as stated. 12. Recommendation: Present bar operating hours for day-to-day service be maintained. They are: Union Square-Monday thru Thursday, 11:00 a m to 10:30 pm; Friday, 11:00 am to 6:30 pm. Recreation Center-Monday thru Thursday, 11:00 am to 9:30 pm; Friday, 11:00 am to 11:30 pm; Saturday, 12:00 noon to 11:30 pm and Sunday 12:00 noon t o 9:30 pm. Rationale: The rationale in keeping present hours is based on serving the diverse campus population of UW-Parkside. With people of different ages being on campus at different hours, it is more important tokeep a fairly broad range of service hours to our campus than it might be to a resident campus serving mostly one type of student. Week at the Park 1. Recommendation: The Parkside Union was created for and is intended to be used by the UW-Parkside campus community (students, faculty, staff and alumni) and their immediate guests; and when deemed appropriate, also the public in general for special public events. Those not falling into such category or having specific reason to be within University premises may be denied the Union's facilities, products and services. Rationale: The thinking behind this motion was to articulate the Union's position in not having to serve "undesirables" coming into the Union from the community, and in not allowing 18 year olds who are not students access to areas serving alcoholic products. It is being speculat- 4. Recommendation: That groups booking Union o r other campus facilities for their events be given the option of having: A dry event-where no alcoholic beverages would be served and all ages welcome. An open event with alcoholic beverage service where all students are welcome, but only those 19 and over are eligible to be served alcoholic beverages. A 19 a nd over event-where alcoholic beverages would be served but those under legal drinking age not eligible to attend. Rationale: The rationale for the above recommendation is that sponsoring groups should maintain the right to edtermine their own program format and who the event is for. It should not be determined for them through Parkside Union-based policy. After little discussion, this rationale was carried unanimously. 5. Recommendation: That at the option of the sponsor, student orgainzation events Rationale: The Parkside Union Advisory Board recognized that reducing container serving portions of beer and wine should discourage the sharing of product with those not able to purchase due to being under legal drinking age. At the same time, PUAB feels it is still advisable to offer a variety of sizes of beer in order to: 1) red uce possible congestion problems at the point of purchase and 2) minimize revenue loss created by customer dissatisfaction with the Union's service format. 8. Recommendation: PUAB recommends that any person of legal drin king age be permitted to purchase only one alcoholic beverage per trip to the bar. Rationale: The unanimously passed rationale behind the above recommendation was that by not being able to purchase multiple numbers of glasses of beer or wine, sharing by legal-aged patrons with those under age would be discouraged and reduced. by John Kovatic Feature Editor Well, kids, this is it. Never let Luehr or Stougaard say I never wrote 'Week at the Park.' And boy, what a week this looks like it's gonna be. So if you can just hold onto your little tushes long enough to strap yourself into the chair, we'll get things rolling right along. Thursday, May 10 That's right, today. And seeing as how PAB are all getting ready for 'The End,' today's schedule consists of a lecture by Prof. Lillian Trager. "From Yams to Beer in a Nigerian City," is the intriguing title of the lecture itself, and it will be given at 2 p.m. in Molinaro 111. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, May 11 Apart from the start of finals, today's main attraction is a concert in the Communication Arts Theater featuring the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concert starts at 8 p.m. and admission is $1 for students, faculty and staff, $2 for others. Tickets may be bought at the door, and proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scholarship fund. . Wednesday, May 26 "Surviving the Learning Process of Starting a Business," is the title of a workshop at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Fo r all those of you who wish to attend, call 553-2047 fof more details. Friday, May 18 Today at 7 p.m., the Union Square bar will close for good for this semester. What all the brochures don't tell you, however, is that this will in effect be the last chance you ever get of ordering a pitcher of beer or a carafe of wine, since somewhat inane alcohol policies are due to be enforced next semester. So, what the hey! Finals are over, the beer is cheap. Let's all say farewell to the pitcher at Parkside with Style. 4£m Afterwards we can all crash out at the Chancellor's. Saturday-Sunday, May 19-20 What ca n I say that hasn't already been said? It's The End, and boy are you guys going to have a blast. This is a two-day, don't-miss epic that you have just got to be at. 12 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Ask Dr. Bill The doctor takes a leave by Bill St ougaard winner of the coveted Oswald And now the end is near, do-wah, do-wah. Yes indeedy folks, this wonderful year is coming to a close. This is my last batch of letters for the '83-'84 season. As of now, you're on your own. Goodluck and may the force be with you. AND NOW, THE LETTERS! Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to ask the panel what you would do if you were Hitler. Signed, Curious Dear Curious, I think that the first thing that I would do would be to get rid of al l designer jeans commercials. Thai I would pass a law that would prohibit the use of the letter "G". I would make it illegal to be a chemistry professor. Boy this is fun. I would open up diplomatic relations with Disneyland, I would get rid of elevator music, I would give baby seals the right to vote, I would cancel 'Happy Days', I would reenact the Boston Tea Party, but I would make all the people wear costumes from Shakespeare's Hamlet. I would have Ed McMabon and Woodsy Owl get married, and I would have PSGA Vice-President Paul Johnson's gavel destroyed. Dear Dr. Bill, Get a hair cut. Signed, Mom Dear Dr. Bill, So you won an Oswald hu h? I bet you think you're really hot guano, eh? You and your flaming big-deal cheese-headed stupid award thingy. I got news for you Dr. Bill, you suck cesspool water. Signed, a certain sports editor Dear A.C.S.E. My word! Aren't we testy today? It looks like we've got ourselves a teeny problem here. If you want to be juvenile go ahead. I've got an OSWALD nyah..nyah..nyah ! Dear Dr. Bill, We know your type. We don't like it. Lissen, we got a nice neighborhood here, and our land values is real high, like, if you get our meaning. So, lessen you want mebbe two or three broken legs, scram, scum. We hate your kind, mud-dwellerscuzz- fairy, slime ball. Signed the Men P.S. Is it better to serve fingerbowls s cented with lemon or lime when entertaining a lady friend? Dear Men, I've just thought of a couple more things I would do if I were Hitler. Dear Dr. Bill, Did you get my le tter? Signed Waiting Dear Waiting, Yeah! It was really stupid and I'm not going to print it. FAMILY FUN AT THE END PARKSIDE UNION REC CENTER 50« A Game 3 for a Buck PLUS • FREE FOOSEBALL • FREE BILL IARDS • FREE TABLE TENNISI • 10® POPCORN • 2 FOR 1 SODAS • FUN FOR EVER YONE • FREE DARTS FOR LANE OR TABLE RESERVATIONS CALL: 553-2695 OR JUST SHOW UP AND WE'LL WORK YOU IN Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Dear Dr. Bill I've got one hell of a problem here. My g irlfriend and I want to get married. The problem is that we don't think sex will be any fun if we are legal. We think sex is only good if it is cheap and meaningless and illicit. How can we get married and have sleazy sex as well? Signed, Cold Showers Won't Do It Dear Cold, I think that a good idea would be to buy my latest self-help manual, "Keep the X in Sex." TTiis ha ndy little guide will keep that nasty element in your drab, boring lives. Send $49.95 to: "Ask Dr. Bill, c/o the Ranger" Dear Dr. BUI, Can you help me out? I'm trying to find the following items: a cat o' nine tails, chains, a Black and Decker belt sander, several live scorpions, an iron maiden, thumb screws, a cattle prod, some isolated herpes simplex virus and some chicken bones. You see, I need them soon. My family reunion is only a week away. Signed, Entertaining Dear Entertaining, Just send $4.95 to me, and I'll send you my booklet, "Where to Find a Cat o' Nine Tails, Chains, a Black and Decker Belt Sander, Several Live Scorpions, an Iron Maiden, Thumb Screws, a Cattle Prod, Some Isolated Herpes Simplex Virus and some Chicken Bones." Dear Dr. BUI, I m an editor at a college newspaper. I'm having a hard time getting enough sleep because I'm constantly pining away about the fact that I didn't win a coveted Oswald My friends say to me, "C'mon! Master your grief!" but it doesn't help. How can I live with myself? I really wanted an Oswald. Why don't I kiU myself? HOW DO YOU RATE? Signed, Ticked Dear Ticked, It really bothers you that much? I love it! This is great! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA HA, HA! !!! . . . RANGER ,13 Thursday, May 10,1984 Once again it's... So It Goes THE END S by Nick Thome winner of the coveted Oswald Hi, folks, fans (both of you), and furry little mutant scum balls who read this rag when some highly educated college student drops it on the floor opened to this page. How th e hell are you doing? This is the last copy of the Ranger for this year, so I decided to let you know what has happened with some of the stories I was responsible for writing. As both my loyal fans will attest, I haven't been getting much printed lately. That's because my Editor, John "He won't print anything that isn't his" Kovalic, has deemed my work to be less important than anything anyone else writes. Well, enough of the griping, on to the heart of the matters at hand. Some people asked me when the new shopping mall will open here. The answer is never. The corporation that was going to do the renovation work decided Parkside was in a te rrible location. The president of the Coalition Corporation of America was quoted as saying, "That Parkside location sucks. It's too far from Racine and Kenosha to be of any use at all. In fact about the only thing I could turn that hovel int o would be a medium security prison. Maybe I should look into that." When Chancellor Guskin was informed about the Corporation's pullout of the mall project, he was displeased. His business, Big Al's Overlook Lounge and Deli, was almost ready to open when the bad news was first heard. The chanceldor was heard saying, "Wow! What a bummer! I just had the stage put in for strippers and everything." As for the corporate character assassinations, they are still occurring. Assassins have expanded their target list to include animated corporate symbols and animals. Since I first reported the deaths of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Snuggle Bear and the Banner toilet paper roll, four more corporate symbols have bit the big one. The first one to buy the farm was the Helping Hand from Hamburger Helper. While on the set for the last time, a terrorist snuck up behind the unsuspecting appendage and threw him in the frying pan with half a pound of ground beef. The next character died in an equally disgusting way. To the Tidy Bowl man it was just another tank, another commercial, another huge pay check, but it was also his demise. Some clever terrorist had lined the tank with magnectic mines the night previous. All that was left was the little guy's hat. The Hamms Bear was touring the brewery in Washington state when these godless assassins struck. They took him to the top of the brewery and threw him in a vat of Ham ms Light. The bear attempted to drink his way out, but he was three hundred gallons short. Officials from the brewery said, "We are sad our symbol won't be able to advertise for us anymore, but there is one good thing that came of the tragedy. The bear gave the vat he was thrown in a very unique flavor. We sav ed the beer he drowned in and we are going to market it in one-time-only cans called Hamms Very Special Light Bear Beer. It should be a hit." The most recent murder was Morris the Cat. The cat killers broke into Morris' house and forced him to eat 900 bags of T ender Vittles. Then they fed him three boxes of Alka Seltze r and made him drink a 16-ounce Coke. Morris was found the next day by his maid. The maid was heard to say, "It was horrible, disgusting and very difficult to clean up. Why didn't they shoot him? Or maybe they chould have tossed him in the microwave on high, but no! They had to feed him all that food and blow him u p like a God blessed balloon! Yuk!" This school year I wrote a few articles about the school's idiotic policies regarding alcohol on campus and corporate sponsorship. The truth is that there is nothing we can do to stop the elimination of pitchers and carafes. They are history as of the end of the semester. Here's some more good news for you all. Next year it will be one drink per person. You won't be able to send one person to buy beer for all the people at your table. If you want to buy a round, you have to bring the people you wish to buy for with you to the coulter. However, this is only phase one. A l ittle known plan to require a Union official to hold your hand while you drink your beer may be instituted next semester. Since this is my last article, I will end it by answering some questions posed to me this school year. Q. Is that your only pair of shoes? A. No, I have another pair that is worse. Q. Why don't you throw that backpack away? A. Last semester while riding home on my ten speed that $%•%$% backpack lost a strap. The result was it swing sharply towards the left side of my bike. It was raining out and the sudden shift in weight caused me to fall face first into the nice soft gravel that the bike trail is made of. From that day, I have been making that backpack pay for its indiscretion. Q. Did anyone respond to the classified ad you pla ced for women with high expectations and low moral values? A. Three phone calls were received at the Ranger office in response to my ad. However, two were prank calls and I wasn't in the office when the legitimate call came • i n . ' v ' . V . VWW. 'WW. ' . * I spent the better part of my weekend glued to the tube and running through several back-issues of The Atlantic, Harpers and Vanity Fair. Again doped to thegills on caffeine and with this week's deadline looming ominously near, I noted a little section near the front of the lately-resurrected latter magazine entitled 'Thumbs up, Thumbs down.' Those of you who are real quick will by now have realized that this is Vanity Fair's 'review' section, encompasing roughly 12 pages, dedicated to the fine arts. Skimming through reviews of French cinema, various dance companies, and theater, Beethoven Sonatas, the Amsterdam School of Dutch expressionist architecture and Mahler's Das Lied Der Er de, I unsuspectingly came across a photograph of Van Halen's David Le Roth. Aparently Vanity Fair regularly gives up half a page or so of i ts hallowed space to a review section entitled 'Pop Culture.' As n either Van Halen, nor 'pop culture' are what I would normally describe as 'fine art,' I decided to take a closer gander, trying desperately to avoid gagging. Let's admit it. 'Rolling Stone' Vanity Fair ain't. Phrases like "Eddie Van Halen's pointillistie guitar style" and "Angus Young's (AC/DC) abstract expressionist sheet of sound" leapt at me with the force of a sledge hammer. Finally admitting that what's important is something termed a band's "Head-banging quotient," Vanity Fair gave thumbs up to AC/DC ("the consummate heavy metal band"), Def Leppard, Judas Priest, Quiet Riot and Van Halen. 'Thumbs-down' went to Kiss, Ozzy Osb ourne and Motly Crue. It's good to see they're so discerning. •••••• The world today mourns the loss of one of the greatest existential philosophers since Jean Paul Satre. The sudden death of Waldo 'Fruitcake' Nernst, most brilliant student of Fredrich Goatbender, will not soon be forgotten. The name of Nerst will become a household word as his theories are disseminated amongst the intelligensia and the full impact of his special theory of cool-whip slowly is realized. Born Francis Cerebellum Rovenscrotch, Nernst realized at an early age that a Rovenscrotch would never be accepted into a restricted country club, and quickly changed his name to Scigowitze. He later adopted his childhood nick-name of 'Scum-Bucket,' in by John Kovalic an attempt to deny his Lithuanian heritage, but soon chose Nernst after flirting briefly with the names Skrunge, Blatwurst and 'Hey, you!' •••••• My main problem with communication Majors: Their justification for having a major in communication is that we need to communicate to survive. Strikes me the same goes for certain bodily functions, but that doesn't mean we have to form a major around them. •••••• On t he New Alcohol Pol icies: I really don't mind Chancelor Guskin acting like he's my parent as long as I can borrow his car for Saturday night. •••••• Well, this is it. My las t Ranger as Feature Editor. It's been a fun couple of semesters here. And the year before that was pretty neat also. Without wishing to get too maudlin, I'd like to thank Sarah, Bill, Rick, Dick, and Nick and all the rest of t he people who wrote for features over the year. One day I may even meet my mysterious music correspondent Jeff Leisgang. The staff this year gave the section its own peculiar flavor. Special thanks to A1 Guskin. If ever a target was needed, we could always use him for cheap pot-shots. Thanks, Al. But I still think your alcohol policy sort of sucks. So, farewell. When next you hear of me, I will be the Ranger's special correspondant in Madison. That's right. After two years at Parkside, I'm going to a real university. Have a great summer, and I hope you all get through finals OK. So it goes. Q. Do you have anything to say for yourself, Nick? A. I wasn't there at the time. That's about all for now, campers. Have a good summer. Good luck on the finals. I will se e you at The End. Whoever called in response to my ad, try again Friday at noon. 'Til then, I am, as always, Nick Let your love shine on Mother's Day. Merlin Olsen from s 18 and up delivery available extra FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W H Y OFFICE AI TO BWK 24-HOl R TELLER BRISTOL (PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 milHER FPU The Tea Kettle™ Bo uquet from your FTD Florist. Mother's Day is Sunday, May 13. 4 0?lvU4C Your lull Sen ice Florist 7534 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha Ph. 654-0721 Send your love u ilh special SjggF earo.™. Registered trademark of Florists' Transworld Delivery Association.. . . . 14 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Brhel enjoys challenge of theater by Sarah Uhlig winner of the coveted Oswald Andy Brhel played the lead role in Molier's "The Miser" which played at Parkside over past two weekends. As Harpagon, The Miser of t he title, he played the role with much conviction. Regular theater goers will also remember Brhel's other roles over the last few years, which added sparks of brilliance to the talented Parkside productions. Brhel's interest in acting began when he was a junior in high school. "I saw the musical the school put on all three times and I felt guilty because I realized, watching it, that there was a lot that I could have contributed to it. I knew that I could act as well as anybody up there, just from the fact that I could read aloud better than most of them could act." He then decided to audition for Pygamalion, the play by George Bernard Shaw that was turned into the musical "My Fair Lady," and got a lot of experience from the 'bit' parts he played. After the next musical, Kiss Me Kate, another 'transformed' classic based on Shakepeare's "Taming of the Shrew," in which he had the lead role, he knew he was going to pursue an acting career. "I just realized that I would rather do that (act) more than anything else. There was nothing else I really thought I could do and be happy with." Brhel is 21 a nd has been attending Parkside for eight semesters. He chose Parkside for many reasons. "I didn't have the money to go to a private school, so I had to go to a state school. The nearest was UW-M as I lived in Cudahy, but the acting program had recently changed over to a very graduate-accented one. If y ou're an undergraduate at UW-M, you simply do not get on stage. "The best teacher really is experience and I knew 1 wanted to get on stage. The next closest school was Parkside...I knew that I liked the campus and that Parkside was a fairly small school. In a small school you have that much better chance of getting on stage." At Parkside, Brhel's roles have usually been either lead or key roles in the plays he has been in. He has played a variety of roles, playing a pair of twins in "Ring round the Moon," a frustrated author in "I Am A Camera" and the comic, money-grubbing Harpagon in the latest Parkside Main Stage production. The role he would most like to play is Hamlet. "I always used to get amused by every actor in the world saying that he wanted to play Hamlet.. Once I had read the play and found out how similar I like to Andrew Brhel think that I am to Hamlet, I wanted to play him. It's certainly one of Shakespeare's harder roles. He (Hamlet) is a young man. Some people say he's the most intelligent character in literature." One of the main attractions, for Brhel, is the challenge. In the future, Brhel hopes to act on stage rather in movies. "The style of acting is much different than that of plays. The returns on stage are very immediate and very gratifying. I would prefer being on stage." Parents face responsibility Over 50 percent of Parkside's students fall in the category "older than average." For many of you that means balancing the responsibilities of being a student, a parent and sometimes an employee. Much of the year that is difficult, but with children out of sc hool for the summer it becomes almost impossible. One way student/parents adjust is by ta king courses on a part-time basis. One sure outcome, though, is that the number of years needed to graduate increases. To limit those years as much as possible means taking courses during summer school. For many parents, the demand to be home more or provide more activities for their kids increases during the summer. Kids want or need swimming lessons or other day camp experiences. They want more time with their parents. The Wellness Grant has developed a number of ways of integrating parents' needs and kids' needs during the summer. If you have children ages two weeks to teenage, and this dilemma is one you face, call Mary Bassis, ext. 2366, or Maureen Budowle, ext. 2227, or visit the Student Health Center, Molinaro D115. Mallory raps his poetry to music by Rick Luehr It's like a l ate to bed, a late to rise, And when you wake up in the morning you got red eyes, You got to work, you look like a jerk Because the boss is waiting for you with an angry smirk, He s&ys you' re fired, not to be rehired, Because the man is j ust so sick and tired, Of you coming late, you're leaving early, Don't you realize the man can always surely Replace you, then what would you do, You'll stand on the corner till your life is through, Or you'll waste your time or commit a crime, Just to bite, scratch, scrape a penny or a dime, Because the streets are cold, the streets are dead, You got to go to school to get ahead, In this age of technology and computers, Stay away from crime and drug abusers, Because life moves fast, it won't get slower, And using your head is the way to get over. This is some of the rap of Brian Mallory. For those of you who aren't sure exactly what rap is, it is bascially poetry set to the beat of music, usually up tempo. "But," says Mallory, "those who rap are getting out of the up tempo swing and getting into more slowdown jazz." Mallory, a 19 year old Parkside freshman from Waterbury, Connecticut, became interested in rapping at the age of sixteen. "I got started became a couple of f riends and I went to New York and we saw a couple of guys doing it. It S&tefeRwni Ofet Sfryle. *sd, tfcwbte bmwed-vwth' jjure spring woter and rf it Old Sryfe. mmmo , v,v.v.\ Whey Chai The way Chinese food ought to be... ^ CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES Make your party unusual, unforgettable, untraditional. Whey Chai Chinese ftesfauranf RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 Open 7 Days a Week ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 Closed Tuesdays KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 Closed Sundays was a kind of a way to get popular, everybody had a lot of people surrounding them when they were rapping. And I said, 'Wow, that's pretty good how t hey can attract people to hear them rap like that.' So, three friends and I got started and we called ourselves The Chill Out Bunch." Mallory looks at rapping as a fun hobby, "but if I ever get a chance to be recorded, I'd jump at it. Our group hasn't been together since September, but if we were to get together again, I think we could really make a good record." Rap stems from various sources, said Mallory. "Most rappers ad lib their raps, kind of impromptu. They can just rap at you without any preparation. My ra pping stems from my poetry. When I write a poem, if I think I can set it to the beat of the music, then I can make a rap out of i t." Mallory has been writing poetry since the third grade when one of his teachers read some of his work and encouraged him to keep writing. He feels that his poetry and rapping go together for him." I'm a quiet person, and rapping helps me to express myself and to tell about things that are going on in the world. I talk about a lot of social problems when I'm rapping. "Melly-Mel of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five said it best, 'Rapping is now becoming a form of str eet poetry.' A lot of r apping today talks about street life, about drugs, about a lot of things that go on. Now there's a rap about Jesse Jackson, there's raps about Reagan. Rapping is fun to do, but when you take rapping seriously, you've got to talk about things besides going to parties, getting drunk, etc. It's better to talk about a good ,subjpct. Thafs what I like to do," he said. * 1 Once Ober Easy 15 Thursday, May 10,1984 Time to say goodbye Periodicals: How form is a bitch. true. But re- SCENE: Table: The Goskin Breakfast by Dick Oberbruner winner of the coveted Oswald The Time-of-Day Lady over the telephone is a real woman confined to a buoy floating in Lake Michigan. Next time you call, listen for the waves rocking the background and how unsure she sounds when speaking. This unfortunate person is stuck at a dead end job, so have pity when she utters in a chilled voice: "Courtesy of your telephone company..." She doesn't have time to talk, only a few moments to mention the time and temperature. A seasick woman with a phone, a digital clock and a thermometer. She tells it like it is: a moment in time with no hype. Sure, there's a plug for the telephone company, but who isn't forced to patronize the boss one in a while? Give her a call and give a listen. If she's not too responsive, remember, it's very cold on the lake. 'Oswald' Night steals banquet's limelight by John Kovalic winner (finally) of the coveted Oswald Once again the Student Awards Banquet was overshadowed by the glory of "Oswald Night." The coveted Oswald, Parkside's equivalent of the lesser-known Oscar, probably marks the pinnacle of a Ranger F eature Writer's career at Parkside and for the many who come away empty-handed on Oswald night, the feeling is one of bitter disappointment. "I'm pissed," Ranger sports editor Patricia Cumbie was reported to have said. "I did 'Week at the Park.' I did play reviews, and I'm a good friend of John Kovalic." Kovalic, who likes to be known only as "The Academy" in the weeks leading to the ceremony, is responsible for selecting those lucky few from the feature staff of the Ranger to receive the coveted award. This year's winners included Sarah Uhlig (Ace Reporter of the Year); Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner and Nick Thome (The Nick Dick Rick Columnist of the Year Award); 'Dr. Bill' Stougaard (The Abigail Van Buren Malpractice Award) and Chancellor Alan E. G us kin (The 'Welcome to Miller Time' Athelete of the Week Award.) "Well, I'll tell you," said Stougaard, clutching his coveted Oswald to his chest, "I'm really excited about it. This is a real honor. Too bad the award had to be tainted by giving one to Thome. "It's long overdue. I'm just glad that the overwhelming public pressure made Kovalic change his tune," he added. Dick Oberbruner, co-winner of the Nick Dick Rick Award, was equally surprised. "I deserved a coveted Oswald," he said, in a fit ofmodesty the likes of which the world may never see until the second coming. "This entire semester was geared towards an award-winning ending. "My coveted Oswald stands tall on my window sill above the sink, though I have had to (lust it already, "he added quickly. "As to tri-winners, rhyming is no basis for celery-headed journalism. I stand out like my coveted Oswald, so please pass th e Lemon Pledge." Nick Thome, another co-winner, was reported to have sad, "Like wow, man, I can't believe I won a coveted Oswald. "After years of striving for perfection, I have achieved it. I don't know what to do now. I think I'll climb a tall building and impale myself on a fire hydrant. Now that I have got my Oswald, I have nothing to live for." Rick Luehr, on the other hand, was quick with praise and generous to a fault. "It's about $%*•&$*% time!! I'm still made that I have to share this sucker with those hacks Thome and Oberbruner." Luehr, who also referred to his co-winners as "purveyors of the literary twinkie," said, "This is so insulting I think I'll slash my wrists." Thome, who was within earshot of Luehr's comments, added to his quote before leaping at Luehr with a large blunt object. "Rick sure has a lot of nerve calling me a hack. Him calling me and Dick a couple of hacks is like John Wayne Gacy calling Chuck Mansona murderer. He hasn't written an original article in years." In a surprise ceremony held in the local A&W, The Academy also awarded a special coveted Oswald to John Kovalic himself. "Hell, I didn't want to be left out of it. Anyway, I'm such a neat guy with excellent ideas and all that, well, I think you get the point." Kovalic awarded hmself the Demigod of the Year Award. (The main Editor's wishes were disregarded.) As Oswald night drew to a close, muffled sobs could be heard from the direction of Andy 'Pops' Buchanan, Ranger's Business Manager, who had failed to win a coveted Oswald for the fifth year running. "I've never been so happy in all my life," he sobbed. ......... We all know about the Wisconsin Dells. So what is a "dell?" Answer in next issue. • * * • * • • * • • A scene from The Library Tragedy, circa 508 BC. Periodicals: My innards, they are ripped! Indexes: I, too, feel not quite whole. Who are the scoundrels who commit such atrocities? Periodicals: Underclassmen! They expore knowledge as a bulldozer landscapes the garden. Indexes: We must do something. The washrooms have been shelled by the eager hands of vandals. What would spark such action? Periodicals: The war at home: make your bed and the like. They seek an aggressive outlet. Indexes: A rebellion under the protection of accessibility. Periodicals: Correct. Indexes: But what of our brothers and sisters among the shelves? Periodicals: Protecting resources is a contradiction in terms. Indexes: And that cursed Graffiti: a philosopher in the rancid ilk. He must be banned, or alter his content to intelligent perspectives. •••••••••• 55,000 residents have received emission tests. So w atch what you eat, or the Pedestrian Inspection Commission will alter your diet to conform to pollution standards. •••••••••• A Student Meditation on a Refrigerator Full Do not, Dear Roommate, dive headfirst into the seemingly vast array of groceries. It is but an optical illusion to think that we, two, can partake of it immediately and have it, somehow, multiply twice as we crave for more. Foodstuffs go quicker in consumption than the mere rotting of neglect. Let us, then, enjoy the quality in flavor of the comestibles we share. Rather than the quantity we can put away. For it will be Tuesday, and we shall have vanquished our supply and be forced to suck rocks for nourishment. Breakfast at the Chancellor's Mr. Guskin: Why do you throw your grapefruit rinds on the floor? Are you angry with something? Mrs. Guskin: They're for the dog. I like to watch his lips pucker. Mr. G.: Yes, but he has his own food. We shouldn't spoil him. Mrs. G.: Then why should we have grapefruit? We're spoiled too. Tell the maid to ship the crates back to Florida. Mr. G.: I certainly will not. We have these new grapefruit spoons. Let's not be costly. Now eat your toast. It's getting cold. Mrs. G.: They're already cold. They were never toasted. You better get a repairman to fix that toaster before breakfast tomorrow. Mr. G.: They fixed it once before. I can't imagine what the problem is. Mrs. G.: Maybe they need a pay raise. That oughtta toast the bread. At least melt the butter a little. Just look at this bread. Cold cereal is warmer. Mr. G.: Cold cereal is much easier to deal with. One, pour cereal, Two, pour milk. Add a spoon and voila! instant breakfast. Toast, on the other hand, has many preparations. First, there is the- Mre. G.: I know, I know. Please don't be so analytical first thing in the morning. You have the rest of the day ahead of you. MParkside SShhaakkeeddoowwnn tSaturday, May 12 8 p.m. 'til close. 99* Strawberry and Regular Margaritas 75* Tap Beers 50* Kamakazis and Root Beers •••••MTU***** Parkside and age I.D. required JOIN US AT CHANCERY PUB AND RESTAURANT 6430 Washington Ave. Racine, Wl 53406 886-5600 RANGER Psychobabble Oswaldenlightened by Rick Laehr Winner of the Coveted Oswald As I am sure all of you have heard by now, I am one of the fortunate, nay privileged persons honored with the highest award in my field. This honor was bestowed on me at the student awards banquet on April 27, by t he one and only John Kovalic. Of c ourse, I am speaking of the much ^coveted, highly desired, seldom bestowed, Oswald. Yes, I am one of a select few to be given this highest token of journalistic esteem. And it has turned my life around. Before the award, I was virtually ignored in the halls of this great institute of learning of which we are all a part. Now that has all changed. I cannot go 20 feet down the corridor without being besieged by autograph hounds and hangers on. And my phone has been ringing off the hook. Offers of speaking engagements and testimonial dinners have been flowing in. And Ted Koppel just won't leave me alone. He keeps The Funny Paper Caper MY FIRST CASE AFTER \ GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL SOUNDED UKE A MUGGING WHEN t HEARD THE FACTS—MAN LYING IN AN ALLEY WITH A HAMBURGER BUN STUFFED DOWN HIS THROAT, POCKETS EMPTY llll flVlE FACE RANG A BELL, BUT I COULDN'T PLACE IT UNTIL S6T. STRIPES FOUND THE MAWS WALLET IN A DUMPSTER DOWN THE by Paul Berge RONZO GARBANZO* I KNOW THI5 CLOWN'S NAfAE. begging me to be on Nightline. I have no time to myself anymore. I am hounded day and night. I can't take it! My life has become a living hell! And it's all because of you, Kovalic! You did this to me! You couldn't leave me with my blessed anonymity. No! You had to screw it all up by giving me that stupid award! Thanks loads, buddy! • • • * * * • * * * This past Sunday, I experienced one of the strangest events in my life. I went to a Brewers game with the inimitable Parkside Association of Com municators. Yes, one of the most highly respected groups on campus. The tailgate party was heavily BURGER KING KING SAYS GOOD MORNING IN A SPECIAL WAYJ BREAKFAST ^ CROISSANTS What a delicious way to brighten up your day! Our new - Breakfast Croissants. FSJed with your choice of breakfast favorites...crispy bacon, tasty ham or spicy sausage. All between a slice of American cheese and egg...Ummmmiwmnil '...and our Scrambled Egg and French Toaat Platters too. Welcome To Our New BREAKFAST MENU!! Served Everyday from 6 AM-10:30 AM Sundays from 7 AM-Noon Breakfast Sandwiches New! Croissant With: Bacon, Egfi & Cheese .....$1.29 Sausage, Egg & Cheese..$1.29 Hamm, Egg & Cheese $1.29 Scrambled Egg Platter....$1.20' W/Sausage Or Bacon ....41.60 4222 52nd St., Kenosha French Toast $1.20 W/Saosage Or Bacon $1.60 Hash Browns 35( Danish 50' Croissant 50' Orange Juice 50' Hours: 6 AM-2:30 AM Mon.-Sat. 7 AM-11 PM Sua. bizzare. Music, dancing, drinking, frisbees, drinking, food, drinking, and to top it all off, drinking. Then we went into the game. Well, most of us d id. There were a few people, who shall remain nameless, you know who you are, you little scamps, who didn't enter the stadium until the ninth inning. God only knows what they were doing out in the parking lot for eight innings, and He's not talking. Anyway, it was an event to remember. I don't know what was more fun, the game, the tailgate party, or the getting stuck in County Stadium's only elevator for twenty minutes and making an enemy in the person of the elevator operator. All in all, it was something that I may never forget. As har d as I may try. * * * * * * * * * * Seeing as how this is the last column that I will write this semester, I would like to mention some very important people. First, to Carol Kortendick, who wrote a letter criticizing one of my articles. No hard feelings Carol, I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if yours was wrong. Next, to Carl Chernouski, thanks for making my stuff look so good by comparison. Also, I would like to thank the 'Beaks' for confusing me no end. I still say you do it with mirrors. To Prof. Peter Martin: You know all of those nasty things you said all semester that I threatened to print in the paper? Well I just want to assure you that I haven't forgotten them, I'm just saving them until next year. To Jennie: Good luck as editor. P.S. I'm still willing to talk bribe. To Joey, who always wanted me to mention him in my column, I just did. Thanks to Patty, for just being you. A special thank you to the entire Ranger staff. Thanks to all of you out there who read my articles and gave me useful comments (both of you). And last, but certainly least, to John Kovalic, you can't fire me, I quit. Classifieds Continued from Page 9 REEN: HAVE a great summer. I'll miss you!! Joey. JOHN KOVALIC: I'm gonna miss you blind! Have a nice summer! Joey. DR. BILL: Have a great summer! You're great! Joey. DAVE: WHO'S going to feet Phvhrt, Bettylou and Loretta over the summer? Your fellow Divee. BOOBY, BOBBY Bo Bobby, Banana Wana wo-wobby, Fee-fi-fofobby. Bobby! ROBERT: CONGRATULATIONS on your graduation. Love Lori. HAPUfY BIRTHDAY, Jennifer dearest. Your featured partner in crime, J.K. BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: FULL HOUSE (Top 40) Friday, May 11 9:30 pm-1:30 pm — AND — Saturday, May 12 9:30 pm-1:30 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside I.D. Wednesday, May 16 MAINSTREAM Alabama Slammers 50* & S chnapps 50* 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off.RAPid* Dr., tjJlj J, onz JOEY? WHAT will I do without you all summer? Reen KENT: I Can't wait until the end of the semester!!! yes!! PETER MARTIN: What was that you said about the faculty? Watch out for the Ranger expose next semester. John K. LARRY DUETSCH: looks kinda like I won't be around to cut class anymore. J.K. KEN: WHAT can I say? Have a great time and f-k the authority. John. RADIO RACHEL: Keep on rockin', keep on rollin! See ya next year!! Joey. JOHN AND Kate and Patty and Bob and Michael and Tony-look out at Madison! CATHERINE AND John - Hope we'll still get to see you. We'll miss those fun excursions with you. J and J. KEN AND Jill-may your love bloom lik e the meadows and shine like the stars! STAFF 83-84 Big kisses to ya. It's been fun. J.T. FLASH: RESPIRATORY disease hits Ranger office!! Phlegm at 11. RANGER PEOPLE party with "happy Jello" at county stadiumphlegm at 11 PHVRHT, BETTY LOU and Loretta can take care of themselvesthere's all sorts o' critters running around the tunnel. PAT, CAT, J.K., Big Guy, Whit 'n Herb: The Ranger finna miss all y'all next year. O'McMacVanVonOvich, owitz, d'sonsenski. TO THE entire staff: thanks for making my return a success. Big Guy. JENNIE: CONGRATS! You'll do a good job-don't worry about it. Ken DON'T FORGET Gus' birthday party May 20. Wild time! Walk there and fly away! CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' once again, eh Whit (h ope so!) JILL: THANKS for everything. I love you! KEN? I love you, too! (FNE) Heiring and Womeldorf honored 17 Thursday, May 10, 1984 •+ Parkside alumnus Jim Heiring, who is a heavily favored hopeful for the 1984 U.W. Olympic race-walking team, will be inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame at a banquet on Wednesday, May 23, at the University of Charleston in West Virginia. Heiring, a 1977 fine arts graduate of Parkside and a Kenosha native, is a six-time NAIA national racewalking champion (three indoor and three outdoor) and an eighttime Ail-American in the two-mile and 10-kilometer walks. He is currently living at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs, where he is training for the Olympic Trials set for June. In 1980, Heiring made the U.S. Olympic race-walking team by taking first place in the 20-kilometer walk in the Olympic Trials. The U.S., however, boycotted the 1980 Olympic Games. Heiring is heavily favored in the upcoming Trials. He is considered America's best in the 20-kilometer walk, the shorter of two distances contested in the Olympics. Heiring becomes the fourth Parkside athlete to be inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame. The others are Lucian Rosa, track and field, and wrestlers Bill West and Ken Martin. Earlier this year Heiring set a world record while winning the two-mile race walk at the U.S. Indoor Championships in New York, walking the distance in 12:11.21 to break the old record of 12:13.3 3 set by Ray Sharp, also a former Parkside walker. Last year he set the world indoor record in the 1,500 meter walk and in 1982 set the American record in the 20-kilometer walk and was named the United States Walker of the Year. A Bradford High School alumnus, Heiring also will be inducted into the newly-established Kenosha Public Schools' Athletic Hall of Fame on Saturday, May 5. Spring fitness St. Luke's run Erik Womeldorf, a junior member of Parkside's basketball team, has been selected as a member of the 1983-84 NAIA Academic All- Emphasizing family, fun and fitness, the 1984 S t. Luke's Blue and Gold Lakeshore Family Run will take walkers and runners on a course through the hospital's beautiful lakeshore neighborhood. This year's run/walk will be held on Saturday, May 12 at 8:30 a.m. in observance of National Hospital Week. The scenic route begins at Gateway Technical Institute's lakeshore parking lot at 11th Street and finishes at East Park in front of G ateway. A five-mi le walk has been added this year on the course, which includes the picturesque DeKoven Foundation along its route. Also new are the comfortable M.A.S.H.-like blue surgical scrub tops guaranteed to all runners and walkers who pre-register before May 9. Registrations will be accepted until 6 p.m. May 11 at the St. Luke's main lobby. Fees are 87 for adults; $4 for children 11 and under. Entry forms and waivers are available at St. Luke's lobby, the Auxiliary Gift Shop, sporting goods stores, schools, health centers and public libraries. The Blue and Gold Lakeshore Family Run will include a two-mile run and walk, a five-mile run and walk, a wheelchair division and categories for all ages. Trophies are given t o first place winners in each category; ribbon awards are presented to second and third place runners and walkers. Categories for race-walkers are not s cheduled because of the limited number of participants. v In addition to encouraging all serious runners to compete in Racine's first spring running event, St. Luke's run/walk organizers added the longer five-mile course for the brisk-paced walkers in the area. The two-mile walk attracts others with more limited stamina. "Walking briskly is a highly recommended form of exercise that actively involves hundreds of people in this area. Giving awards for walkers as well as runners in our unique family wellness event acknowledges the value of this healthy and fun form of physical activity," said Luan Wells. St. Luke's Community Services coor- - dinator. For more information, call 636- 2790 or 636-2810 during regular weekday business hours. Vet's Run The second annual five-mile "Fun Run," sponsored by Parkside's student Veterans' Organization, will be at 9 a.m. on Saturday, May 19, starting under the bridge linking Molinaro Hall and the Union Building over Inner Loop Road. Entry in the run is 86 in advance adn 87 the day of the event. Advance registration deadline is Friday, May 11. Cost includes a "Vets' Fun Run" T-shirt, and two passes for beverages. Proceeds of the event will go to the Muscular Dystrophy Association, the Disabled Veterans of American organization, the Parkside Child Care Center, and Parkside Vets' Organization. Registration forms are available at the Parkside Union Information Center and at sports shops and health spas in Kenosha, Racine and Milwaukee. The top three runners in both the men's and women's (age 19 and older) divisions will be awarded trophies. The top two finishers in the youth (15 to 18) and children's division (14 and under) will receive medals. For more information call the Parkside Veterans' Services office at 553-2296 or Vets' Organization president Rich Welbon at 554-1866 at 5 p.m. American Basketball Team. Womeldorf, a junior majoring in business management and computer science, has a 3.62 cummulative gradepoint average on a 4.0 scale. He was the only Wisconsin college player named to the 30-member team. A 6-foot, eight-inch, 220 pound center-forward, Womeldorf averaged 11.3 points and 7.2 rebounds per game as a sophomore, an8 during the 1983-84 season he averaged 12.3 points and 7.5 rebounds per game. A native of Mound, Minn., Womeldorf has been named co-captain of the squad by his teammates for the 1984-85 season. Womeldorf joins Laurie Hess (volleyball) and Mike Muckerheide (wrestling), both of Kenosha, as Parkside athletes who have earned Academic Ail-American status for the 1983-84 school year. Next year there will be an official "Parkside Track and Social Club." If you want to join this club call Andy Serrano at the Phy-Ed Building. The aim of the club is to promote physical fitness through running and social activities. Scholarships Continued from Page 6 Hohensee, Linda Jacob, Susan I. Leih, Patricia Lenz, Patrick A. Luchack, Kimberly A. McLeod, Susan M. Miller, Elaine Pachal, Steven J. Panizza, Janet Payne, Steven Pfarr, Gail Pomeroy, Linda Randelzhofer, Peggy Rasmussen, Susan Sorenson, Anahid Soukeyasian, Gregory A. Spencer, Barbara A. Wallace, Elisa K. Weeks, Denise L. Wilcox. From other cities: Jeff Ashton, Gurnee, 111.; Marguerite McClelland, Waukegan, 111.; and Erik Womeldorf, Mound, Minn. I with SAY LOVE YOU, MOTHER FLOWERS miem SINCE 1908 637-6558 2,19, Sixth Street •.Downtown Racine Med. Tech Bowl Students from St. Luke's Hospital Medical Technology Program finished second to Marshfield St. Joseph Hospital in the "Student Bowl" competition sponsored by the Wisconsin Assocition for Medical Technology (WAMT). St. Luke's team defeated a team from the University of Wisconsin- Madison in the semi-finals to advance to the championship game. The competition was held at the state meeeting of the WAMT in Eau Claire on April 27. The Student Bowl is a questionand- answer competition for students in medical laboratory science education programs. Twenty teams from throughout the state entered the competition. Preliminary rounds were held April 7. St. Luke's team members are all University of Wisconsin-Parkside seniors who will earn a B.S. degree in Medical Technology upon completion of the clinical program at St. Luke's. Team members are: Patricia Slater, Genoa City (Captain), Sue Leih and Tim Helling, Racine, Jenny Lowrance, Kenosha and Cadie Lindstrand, Paddock Lake. Dona Driscoll fund Senior Middle distance runner Dona Driscoll has received an invitation to join the U.S. National Track Team, through the International Sports Exchange, to run in selected meets in West Germany this summer. She is leaving either in June or the beginning of July. She needs financial assistance to travel to Europe, and she is looking for organizations to help sponsor her, as well as private donations from businesses or citizens. All sponsorship and donations should be sent to: UW-Parkside Athletic Department c/o Dona Driscoll Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53241 All donations are tax-deductible. ORCHARD COURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM *120 PER MONTH* MODERN 4 LO FT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing needs in advance of t he fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-900_|H Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. •Based on Double Occupancy 18 Thursday, May 10, 1984 RANGER Baseball Men win championship Spiegelhoff takes an inside pitch. In photo at right, Hoppe (catcher) goes after the ball. Monday May 7 was a big day for the UW-P men's baseball team. The Rangers beat Lakeland 10-5, and in doing so became the WICA Champions. On Saturday, May 12 they will play either UW-Stout or River Falls for the District 14 Championship. Joel Meier had the opportunity to show his stuff by hitting 3 for 5, two of them triples. Randy Speigelhoff, batting 2 for 5, had the only Parkside home run. Also hitting well were Scott Brooks, Scott Brzenk, Tom Weipert, and Brian Hoppe, all hitting 2 for 4. Sean Patterson was the winning pitcher. In seven innings he struck out seven Lakeland batters and had a 2 earned run average. On Saturday, May 5, the Rangers held a slam fest beating Concordia 15-5. Tom Weipert and John Hyatt both had home runs that day. Duane McLean was 3 for 4, and Dave Schwartz 3 for 5. Pitching for the Rangers was Don Elverman. >5 The Parkside Union FINALS WEEK DINING ROOM- regular HOURS LSII^III^VJ nvvm. THRU MAY 17 CLOSED MAY 18 OPEN JUNE 18 r TT1 SEMESTER BREAK CLOSED SUMMER SCHOOL 7:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. COFFEE SHOPPE : REGULAR HOURS REGULAR HOURS CLOSED UNION SQ. GRILL: CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED UNION SQ. BAR • REGULAR HOURS CLOSED 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. MON. THRU THURS. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. FRIDAYS DCP PCMTCD- REGULAR HOURS KsEIV I Cn. MON. THRU FRI. 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. SAT. CLOSED SUNDAY CLOSED 7 p.m. - 10 p.m. MON. THRU FRI. CLOSED SAT. & SU N. SWEET SHOPPE I CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Tennis closes in winning form The Parkside men's tennis team returned to winning form with two match victories last week. On May 2, Parkside traveled to Gray's Lake, 111. to play Lake County College. The matches were played in 47 deg ree weather, but that didn't bother UW-P at all. Parkside took three out of six singles matches and all three doubles matches en route to a 6-3 match victory. The most interesting match of the day was the one between Dan Birch of UW-P and Tim Conners of Lake County. The final score was 6- 0, 0-6, 6-2 in favor of Birch. Other singles winners for Parkside were Mike Roszkowski and Chris Walley. The Rangers traveled north to Mequon on May 3 to take on Concordia College. This match was played in cold, rainy conditions. The heaviest rains held off until after the singles matches, but all three doubles matches were rained out. The singles matches were dominated by Parkside, as only one man lost his match. All but one match needed only two games. The longest match of the day was the one between Mike Roszkowski of UW-P and Frank Menon of Concordia. Roszkowski lost the first game 6-1, b ut came back to win the last two games 6-3, 6-3. As a result of these two wins, Parkside's record stands at 6-7, only one game below .500. A fter a 1-6 start, the Rangers have won five of their last six team matches. RANGER Host Bi-district tournament by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's softball team easily won the District tournament in Green Bay May 3-5. The games against Green Bay were won 9-2 and 18-3. The women just out-hit Green Bay. The second game went only five innings because if a team scores over 10 runs in 5 innings the game ends. The women had 17 hits for 18. They got one home run, two triples and two doubles. The triples were hit by Jackie Rittmer and Renee Spear. Renee Spear also hit a double and Ann Althaus hit one. Janet Koenig was pitching that game, and she hit one over the fence for a home run, the first over the fence home run Coach Linda Draft has seen in her seven years as coach. "Weather-wise it was a great day to play ball. We hit the ball very well. It was one of our best days," Coach Draft commented. Before the District tournament, the team's luck was just good. They played two double headers, one against Valparaiso University and one against Carthage. They beat Valparaiso 4-0 and 11- 0, which also went only 5 innings In the 4-0 game Michelle Martino pitched and only gave up one hit. In the second game Valpo was out hit 5 to 1. Draft said, "Our bats were very hot, we just out hit them." Carthage suffered the same fate as Valparaiso University being out hit 12-1 and 15-1. In the second game the women had 17 hits and Laurie Hall hit a triple. The team will be spending this week preparing for the Bi-District championship being hosted by Parkside. The games will be played the best 2 out of 3. Whoever wins two will be the winner of the tournament and advance to nationals. If Parkside wins the tournament this will be the fourth year in a row they have gone to nationals. Competing with Parkside for this honor Soccer program changes by Robb Luehr - ^ Parkside's soccer program was dealt a severe blow last month when coach Hal Henderson announced that he was leaving Parkside to take the head soccer coach and trainer positions at St. Leo College in St. Leo, Florida. In his 12 years here, he has developed the Rangers into one of the best soccer teams in the Midwest. They have been in the NAIA area finals in each of the last five years and have consistently been in the top 10 nationally. Now that Henderson is leaving, there is a question of what will happen to the soccer program at Parkside. To answer that, Ranger spoke to both Henderson and Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, as well as some of the players themselves. According to Dannehl, Parkside has accepted "a lot" of applications for the position of head trainer. UW-P is also actively looking for a coach for soccer. Dannehl also said that the position will be a part-time position, at least for the time being. No mattter what the coaching situation will be, Dannehl said, "We expect the soccer program to continue pretty much the way it has. We will have the same basic schedule as before." He also said that Henderson has established a solid base from which to work and this will make transition easier. "There is no reason why the Mbcer program can't continue as it is, depending on whether or not they get a full-or part-time coach." Henderson said. "A part-time orach would not help the program. I would be disappointed if they went with a part-time man." Henderson also stated that some of the new players he recruited are going to Florida with him, and a few are coming to Parkside. There are several players .whose futures are up in . the air as of now, according to Henderson. "I believe that Parksi- * de will have a relatively strong team, but the key to the season will be a new coach." Henderson would like to see the university hire another man to do the same jobs he has done, combination trainer and coach. His ideal choice as a successor would be a former student of his, whom he didn't name. A few of the soccer players had comments about the soccer situation. Senior Don Theisen said this could be "a good change, but it is bad that he is leaving now. He built us into a respectable team." Don Matanowski, who has completed his eligibility and is staying as a student assistant trainer, said the program "is being left at a dead end. It would have been nicer if Hal had said earlier that he was leaving. There hasn't been much recruiting for us." Sophomore Jeff Fischer wasn't sure of his status because of the change. "It doesn't look good right now; I'm not sure if I'll be back." Junior Andy Buchanan stated that the soccer program "has been set back about five years." Without Henderson the Rangers "won't be competitive against Division I teams as in the past." Much of the Rangers' schedule was against Division I schools (Parkside is the only Division II school in a collegiate soccer conference consisting of five teams), and because of the lack of competitiveness against these schools, Parkside's place in the team rankings could be in jeopardy. In addition, some of next year's schedule has been cut. A few away games are being dropped from the schedule. The decision to leave is especially dificult for underclassmen. They have to choose between starting over with a new way of doing things and possibly going somewhere else with, an established program . or' leaving school altogether.- (which no one has yet to achieve in the league) is Carnegie State. One of the teams expected to give Parkside competition is Winona. So far this season they have a 21-5 record. They beat Parkside last year on our home field. This year we have the home field advantage again. One of Winona's strong points is a good hitting ball club. They also have a better record this year despite losing a key short stop and second base player. "We have more desire to beat them. Last year we went extra innings. We have a lot to prepare for, we have a real challenge on our hands," Coach Draft said. The team is ready now. They are close to their peak. Draft commented, "I think we're there. The way the bats are moving we should get the points." The games will be played at noon and 2 p.m. at Petrifying Springs on Friday. "I hope every one at Parkside will take advantage of a nice day and come and cheer us on," Draft said. NAIA nationals Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Track members qualify by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor This past weekend at the Chicago Track Club a few more memberrs of the men's track team qualified for the outdoor NAIA nationals in Kansas City, Kansas. Fred Knock achieved a new personal best in the 400 meters (quater mile). He broke the 50 second mark, a goal he's been working at for a while. His newest time is 49.8 seconds. He will be able to be a real competitor in the upcoming national competitions. Ted Miller qualified for the NAIA national marathon. He broke his personal best in the 10,000 meters by 30 seconds. He is pleased with his performance. He's also broken personal best times in the 5000 meters. Miller is capable of running at least a 2 hour 25 minute marathon. He is expected to place well at nationals. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "Right now Ted is running very strong, he does well in practice, and has been breaking personal records." He will probably compete against 30-35 runners. George Kapheim and Marie Hunt are also going to nationals. Both of them qualified a few weeks earlier at Northwestern. Both will run the 10,000 meter run (6.2 miles). Kapheim will also be running in the 5,000 meter (3.1 mi.). "Both have been running the second half of the race very strong. They are mature and have the experience for national competition. Kapheim and Hunt were at the NAIA indoor nationals earlier this season. As of now they are ranked 6th and 5th respectively. At least three of the four race walkers have qualified for the nationals also. Qualifiers are Mark Manning, Andy Kaestner and Rod Condon. Also expected to qualify is Mike Rohl. The men are expected to run well at nationals. Rosa is hoping for a top ten position in the NAIA this seeason. Next season should be competitive with added maturity, experience and depth. A tough team is in the process of building. ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Senior Middle Distance Runner DONA DRISCOLL of Muskego had an excellent week. The 3-time NAIA All- American won 3 races and took one second place. At the Whitewater Invitational on Wed., April 25. Miss Driscoll won the 800m run in her season's best of 2:21.6 and then came back 45 minutes later to win the 3000m run in 10:52.3 The following Saturday at the Elmhurst College relays, she continued her excellent work with another victory in the 800m with a fine 2:17.7 time, and again came back in the 3000m with a second place of 10:38.8. She was tied with her team mate. Sarah Hiett, but Hiett was given the victory. Over the next few weeks. Dona will be pointing for NAIA Nationals, where she plans to run the 1500m and 3000m. NOW OPEN FOR THE SUMMER SEASON. PARKSIDE UNION CAMPING RENTALS • 2 MAN TENTS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 29, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12 No.4 PSGA President, Vice Presi dent Scoon, Buenker -Phillips to switch jobs by KeD Meyer EdItor When PSGA President Mike S<oon and vice-president Jeanne Blenker·Phillips exit tonight's PSGA Senate meeting, they will lave magically switched jobs. Sc:oon, who has been president lin<e Phil Pogreba became moapadtaIA! d due to severe injuries suffered in an auto accident two weeks '10, named Buenker-Phillips' vicepmidenl at an emergency Senate meetillC Sept. 20. TOlliCht,lbe Senate is expected to Iormally approve the appoint- IIleIltand lben lbe metamorphosis Cl<C1IIS. At !be meeting, Scoon will resip, making Buenker- Phillips IIIIIdeal Her first act as president will be to name Scoon as her vice- (IIIidIat. 11Iis act of musical-administralife. dIairs is Dot without a reason, iloIIeter. Scoon, who was elected ~t in last spring's eleciii, doea DDt want to be president. by JtIlDie TaDldei .. News Editor TOnight a new tradition will begin al Parkside ... Homecoming li83. It aU began last year with an idea !rom Athletics and Alumni Associabaa which Was presented 10 the Fall Fest/Winter Carnival student ~ltee. Alter many months of ....... ng, lbe Alumni Committee IIld a student committee developed tile ....ents for this weekend. "Hopefully, in lbe long run, we Mike SCoon "My schedule does not allow me to pUI in lbe time necessary to be president," explained Scoon. "And right now, we're in a very unique situation. We need some strong leadership and we need somebody right now who can step in and do lbe job it takes to be president. and I don't have lbe time to do lbe job efficiently right DOW" Scoon, who recently married, will be starting a tradition because we really don't have any traditions at Parkside," said Terry Tunks, Homecoming committee chairperson. this The three-day event begins afternoon and will run through Saturday night. Last week 18 contestants vied for the King and Queen titles. The penny voting raised $153 for a scholarship fund and narrowed. lbe competition to six seml-fmalists. For Queen: Carmen Acosta, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips and Laura Maes; Homecoming ! Coronation kicks off 3 days of festivities for KiDg: Frallk "Rico" Mejia, Todd Murray and Scott Peterson The final voting .... COIlducted this week. The coronation of !be King and Queen will open today's Homecoming festiVIties at 6 pm wilb an informal galbenng on !be Unioo Patio that opens at 4:30 pm. Tomorrow, a variety show emceed by nationally known comedian- /ijnug!gbleerUMnioicnhaCelineDmavaisTwheilaltebre haetld8 Cannen Aco ta Jeanne Buenker-Phillip p.m. (More information on Davis and lbe variety show is on page 8.) The Alwnni Association has several activities planned for Saturday. A gnU outing from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. will be held at Petrifying Sprin,s for $6. wblch includes greens fees and prizes. A tennis clinic will be from 10 a.m to noon for $5. The PbyEd parking lot will be !be site for lbe WestemStyle BBQ featUrIng charcoal grilled Frank "Rico" Mejia Todd Murray Texas-sized beef sandWIches, com on !be cob, beer and soda, bluegrass music, hayrides and a presoccer game warm-up. T.ckets lor lbe BBQ special 'value ,beef plate, com and l.arge beverage) are $5 for adults and $3 for children. Tom Krimmel. director of !lev. opment and Alumm Alfaus. said that his organization is Iook.mg forward to being involved m this new lraditioll, and he feels it is 0JCe to ba'le sludeDls and ....... -m. INSIDE ... said that he if took over lbe presidency, it would severely afffect his plans to apply to medical school He was supposed 10 graduate this past swnmer, but stayed on this year to serve as vice-presideDt. Wilb !be p"sideocey, be said; it would delay his plans !Ilr • J'IIf "f have certain gnals iD my life that I am to accof1IPIish," said CoIIIiaHd from Pace 11 Wanted: PSGA candidates Students interested In runrong for !be PSGA Senate, SUFAC or lbe Union Advisory Board must submit lbeir petitions Wlth Z5 student signatures to !be PSGA office by tomorrow. The e1ection is Oct. 12 and 13. Each candidate must carry at least six llOlhlIudit credits and mamtam at least I 2.0 GPA Wnte-ill candidates must subnut lbelr petitions five days prior to !be election in order to qualify IS candidates. For more information about !be election, or to obtain • ptlJ_ lion, contact lbe PSGA offIte. WLLC DI39A Student seats available Open student seats are 0\'Ol1a. ble on many laculty comrruttees PSGA urges tudents to parlic~ pate The commntees. followed by lbe number 01 open seats, are; Academic Budget Advisory Committee (I). Academic Plannin& and Program Re\...... 121. Academic Pohcies (II. Col1egJate SkIlls (I), Breadth of KnowJed&e Implementalton 01. Athletic Board (11. Campus PlaDlU" '2" Course and Cumculum (II. En.,· roomental Concerns (2,. Graduate PlanrunR (21. Le<'tu and Ftne Arts .21. anil LIbrary Lam- 'ng Center '21 Contact Ihe PSGA olli ee, WLLC D Uf·A. lor furth« detads Laurie Ma It Peta n together The Homecomiog soccer game between Partside and L'W·M..dison will begin at 2 p lD- saturday on !be soccer field. ..A 101 of campuses have bome<orni.ngs without lootball teams so the idea is DOl as risky as some people rrught tIunk," SOld Tunb "The bi& .....,t.. is a somi-lormal .... Salardaji aI • p.ln. ill JIaiII Place. admi&slon Is $3 for sllldenls and $5 for faculty. staff and A cash bar. tables and bars d'oeuvres and coat .- wW be placed In upper I. .1 10 Place. In Middle Main Place. !be John Bunic Bi& Band and dance noor. A casino, complete WIth blackjack. t'<JIIIotte wbeeII, higb-Iow and otIIor ..... .IIlll he plaJ'"d .. c , 1_ ...... ___ .............r.r........... 1"..,. SfI*IDber •• - ---~ ILetter to the Editor I Ranger stereotypes ba ketball players jib,.. .• GPA blJs bolo .. 10 CIS lor b.......-I.lhe1 DOt 0IlIy canDOt play. bat aIoo their odloIarsIup is iIIlDlOdalely. Rea used tuIt Olliluch sdlool AJl.Ame<. ICIl1 Ooopi 1M efforts to imJlt'O"" 1M ........ ~ 01 1M blstel' ....... 1M Romeo< 1M diJli .e gl\'ell 1M dlalrKt.orlstid of pi> from 1M 'ff!r1 1!llIalr. !ish III I cloudy. Tbe imIIt WID chit tdtJes to 1M 1lotl:otD- But JlaDCos" 011 l\IrTiIlCaplbedllt Tbe Raacu • """'*' IIlOn' 01· I to oome Ob\iouIly. 1M steps tKtIl to build I resp«t>ble ...... ~Also. !reIIImtIl aDd lnIlSf.... W<ft told .... like 1M mmtaUy ill by their • IleWIP" per III I \IlIIl 'Ibis unjuslilltd J like it IIIIdontood we do nor IbouId espect. JYlIlp>u,y from \be RaOCer. 10- give lISIalr \rei_I. Siptd. EN womeldorf top in Ranger office, WLLC D139 next to c'" The Coffee hoppe) -..::-> • SAY, JIM ... DON'T YOU THINK IT'5 ABOUT TIME. YOU WE.RE RESIGNING? Now let's show some life! 'Ibis is il. 10lU--time to pick younclves up and enjoy PlJbide·. FIRST EVER Homecoming Celebration. '!'be lun sta:rts tonigbl with the ooronation 01 the Kine and Queen and ends Saturday night with a semi- Iormal ~/casino nigh\. '!'bere are many activities in _ these two. so there is sornetbinglor everyone. r e beard 1M ever-present pessimists predict that HomecominI will bomb. but that is the very attitude that bas tept student involvement in sad shape since Partside opened. o . sure there are llways the bard·worlting. much active students in the o,&anizations and clubs. but eonsidering the size of \be student body. it is nm nearly representative enough. More students must- get involved- not necessarily help plan and prepare activities sud> as Homecoming and Willter Carnival. but just by supportm« them. SIlo .. up It Homecoming and bave a good time. ******** Another way students can get involved is to participale in \be upcoming PSGA (that means student government) elections. '!'bere are two ways to do this. '!'bose with time to do so should run lor an o((jce and help student govenunent gel things acoomplished on bebalI 01 all students. <Yes. that is wbat PSGA is supposed to d<rand can do with a larger membership.) '!'be other way is to help the PSGA elections. lor those :who laooestJy don·t bave time to join PSGA. is to partiCIpate by votiDC. Believe me. it·s not bard and you "",,'1 be put on any Communist mailing lists. Just vote on Oct. 12 or Oct. 13 to show PSGA (and me) thai we do bave 6000 livioc. breathing students out there somewhere. by Ken Meyer, Editor page I). Mike Scoon and Jeanne Buenker-Phillips. cur· renUy president and vice-president respectively. will switch jobs during the meeting. I'D be at the meeting. but I hope 1 don·t miss !be translonnation-it'D bappen so quickly that 1 migbt miss it if I blink. The reasons lor their switching jobs are valid. The entire situation came about because 01 Phil Pogreba" tragic accident two weeks ago. Scoon. Pogreba" vicepr~ dent, .doesn't want to keep the presidency. and that s his nght. He was elected vice-president. and !be reeenUy-rnarried. soon-ta-graduate Scoon doesn't have time to be president. Although on the surface this switching seems under' handed and questionable. it is luDy within the PSGA . rules and it is a move lor the better. Jeanne is quali· lied lor the presidency and Scoon makes a good vicepresident. The oornmunication between Ibe two sbOU1d help PSGA tremendously. Good IUct. you two. ******* While on the subject 01 PSGA, we should bave a new president alter tonight', Senate meetiDC (see story on WRITERS Cort>!' Anderson. Mike Baumgardner. Todd _ ... Jeanne _ .. ·Phillips Ilbrpr<t Butkus, Patnda Cumbie. Karl Daon. MkbaeI Firc:bow. Keith Dar- IIlIllll. Mary Kadc!au. Bob Kiesling C>n>I KorteDdidt.!Ildt Loehr. JIll Whil: aey leboo,. Diet Oberbruner. Julie PeodeIoo. Bill Stoapanl. 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Letten should be leu 'han 350 :....orcb ortd musI be ugMd w.th a telephone number included for lferificalJon pvrpo~f,. Names w!" be withheld for valid reasons. Oeodlme for lellen is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publicoliotl 'J1,unJar, Ranger t't$f:l'YeS the fight to refuse letten containing '01_ and defomotory can'ln'. Heritage feeds students for 4th year by Jeome Tuokieicz News Editor When Parkside students need foodfor thought, they choose either the UnionGrill, the cafeteria or the CoffeeShoppe. About 3000 students eat daily at the three services. The food services on campus are contractedfrom Heritage Food Systerns, Green Bay. Pat Nora, Food ServicesDirector, said that Heritage has had Parkside's contract for four years. Nora, wbo is starting his fourth year as director, said, "Anything that has to do with food on campus has to go through the food service office." Approximately 400 catering and conference food services, such as GenConand wedding receptions, were beld last year on campus. "These events keep us pretty busy," he added. . . Most of the money made at Food Servicescomes from catering and conferences. According to Nora, the company actually loses money sellingto students. "We have a product to sell, but we have to keep it at a price students can afford as well as good quality," said Nora. He feels that the catering prices are also kept at a reasonable rate. The prices on the menus are determined by Nora and Bill Niebuhr, Student Union Director. "We look at (price) surveys from other universities and private competition, increases in labor and increases in food costs, then we set the prices," Nora said. Prices for this semester were set in June and can be review. ed in December. , There was only a minimal increase in food prices this semester, "50 cents here and there," said Nora. He does not foresee any increases next semester unless there is a drastic change in food costs. Most of all the food served is made on campus. The full-time employees who prepare the food are Teamster members. There are also about 30 students wbo work parttime at food services. Nora feels very lucky to have Lenchen Tutka, head chef, in his employment. "She could cook anywhere she wanted, but she likes it here at Parkside." Changes have been taking place in food services. One hundred more . seats were added in the cafeteria and the Union Square Grill expanded its hours to 10 p.m. Monday through Thursday. The menu in the Union Square Grill was completely re-arranged last semester and the results have been very successful, according to Nora. "The whole operation down there (Union Square) bas improved 100percent. It's not as noisy, in my opinion, and I think it's a nicer environment than wbat it had been in the past. You'd be surprised at the number of people who study down there," said Nora. "We're always trying to improve the quality and do the best we can." A bealthy eating area, featuring 10w"",1food, will soon be added in the cafeteria. A long-term goal at Food Services is to also expand their bakery facilities. Students who live at the YMCA have the opportunity to participate in a food program. A program for other students was offered last year, but it was dissolved due to low participation. Nora said that food services and Student LUe will conduct a survey to see if there is a need to reo-instatesuch a program. Food Services will be sponsoring several promotional activities this year. Monday night football pizzas, ethnic foods featured on Fridays, and a free jazz band concert are the promotional activities in the works. Nora added that he encourages input from students, faculty and staff. "Your ideas and thoughts on products are what can belp make food service better," he said. Food .enlce employee collecll: mone, from peuon r Workshops for computer beginners by Marge Butkus Have you ever wished that you could work one of those things caI1ed "compulers?" Well, the li- brarians at Parkside are going to &\Veyou a chance to learn how to lISe a computer. Weekly workshops will' begin Ott. 7 and run throughout the 3eDIester. Worbbops will be held OIl Fridays from 2-4 p.m. These WOrbhops will be held be- Qase it WiD make homework and ~ papers easier, and it wiD ;" students overcome their fean CllDlputers. Each workshop win be limited to 20 people and registration IS a must' To register, call55J.23S6 and ask io be put on the list of the workshop you want to be 10. The schedule of when the worksbops are will be posted by 0-1 checkout desk of the lower level of the library or you ean ask at tbe library reference desk. If you can't attend the workshops there will be a studeat as- sistant on duty 40 hours a week to help you learn bow to use the cornpute< s. IHomecoming continued CooliDued lnlm Page 1 Lower Main Place. Casino players will receive $150 Parkside bucks which can be traded for raffle tickets when a ralfle of over 50 prizes will take place at the end of the eveDing. Tunks said that a large hun out is erpected at the dance. Chancellot Alan GuskiD will be make a toast to start out the evening. "It's going to be a treat time," added Tunks. Tickets for the events can be purchased at the Union lDforrnation desk. .. Head chef still happy at UW-P by Julie Pe..... to. preparatiOll of daily meals. She also eaten for sudl allalrs as etIutic dinners, faeulty, student and alumni weddiDp, and an annual event she created, Fashingfest, a celebration like a Germab Mardi Gras. As a chef, Tutla ~ aU of her food from saatdl.. "Parkside is uDique in the sense that the majority of schools do IIOt boast homemade meaIs,'- said I'llt Nora, Parkside's food service director. The students and lacuIty seem to be partku1arIy fond of Tutta's 1IagDa and her mushroom chmpliOC soup. "I eajoy cooIliDI and oJways have," said Tulb. He< job as head dlel at Parkside provides Tulb with security and ~ She .... had 110 problems with the studenls or faculty and does DOl foreaee llIIJ'. "00 the wboIe, we ........ Dice buDdl here," said Tulb. She ....... to remoin head dlel at Parkside UDliI her .eIIi_ iD .....udmalely four J8r1. Seven years ago, Leachen TutU applied for the position of head cbef at Parkside. Within 24 bours she was hired and has been enjoying ber job bere ever since. Tulb's career as a chef began in Heidelburg, Germany, where she was born. She spent four years training. DuriDc the last two years of her scIlooJioc. she served an appreoticeship as a dlel for the prestigious Scbumano family near her borneto..... 10 19SZ, Tulb moved from HeideIbDrg to Colorado. Four years later she moved to Ke- DOSha and within a iIIOIIth was wortioc at Krok's Late Sbore Restaurant, when! she spent 20 years. UJlOII leaving Krok's, she was hin!d at Elmer's Pub and was employed there uotiJ it was ooJd two years later. Tulb'. job at Parkside iDvolves m""h more tbaD the Support Parkside's 1st Homecoming t ;8.lIIS Find your family' ~ roots SMrtbIIlI lor Your AD<fStOn. a eoune ID If" 'aJoeY. will be tauebl at Publde by KIID Bauerud. - 11M trI<'ld an 01 his own N<lrftgWl IJIlldpanllla '*" 10 1581. and .- 01 \be WnII1 IIlftIlbers bact to ,_ His systom lor location. recordIDC and QIIdenlaJldul& laIIlI1y bistary II compIole and dS'f ProI_ Balllf\lCl Is WlIIl IIle oMnIty EmmiOG al Publde. He will be assisled by Louella a clJoice 01 Nov. 8 or 9. Dates lor ViJles. arduvist. and Dave Holle. above classes are interebangeable. ..... kJCisf. both from UW-Palksi- For those interested. a session on e1e. genealogical use 01 IIle microeom- Tbe <Iass wI1l include direct puter will be beld on Wednesday. IeanWJg aperience; in Partside's Nov. t6, for no additional fee. Tbe library and arctuves, wbere ge- microcomputer can be used to neaIogical help can be found store, sort and print genealogical Two idenlieal sections of the information collected. Both Apple class will be held Section f will be n and the ffiM PC computer> can held 011 lour Tuesdays, beginniog be used. Former genealogy stu- Oct. 4. and end WlIIl a session in dents are welcome without charge. IIle library and archives, with a cbnice of <IV 8 or 9. Preregister with University Ex- _ n will be held 011 four tension at UW-Palkside, phone 553- Tbundays, beginiog Oct_ 6 and end %312. 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'" a \,~ar for your last rWll year---('If (ollege But. mol"(" m1fXlfmnt, \,lU'n ocon 'ourW3)' to eam- Ine.l comml''''I,,"ln in {('".:i.1Y's Arnw - WhKh Include::> the Army R"·.·.t.TyC anJ Army • ',\(11..'10,\\ Guard - while you'l"(" t.'.\r1l1n~ a ('lllk'gc dcL,'TCC ARMY ROTC. BEALL YOU CAM BE. Contact ;\ddr("~., Cpt. Ja("k Kunyn ...ki "\RQl ETIE l:\IVERSITY AR,n ROTC CALL COLLECT 41-1--224- 7 I 95172-W RANGER .. Russian prof joins staff by Todd Becker Noted mathemetician Professor Alexander Lichtman, who has taught at universities in Russia, Israel and the Uniled States, has joined the Parkside faculty this semester as a professor of mathematics. Lichtman's speciality is Group Theory, which isn't offered here, so he will be teaching calcu· Ius. He also hopes to do extensive mathematical research while in the United States. He said that there were no research restrictions on math, physics or other natural sciences in Russia, only in the social sciences. Lichtman, a Russian native, received his Ph.D. in 1965 from Moscow State University. He was employed in teaching and research at the Computer Center at Kiev, the Institute of Economics at Vladi· mit and the Institute of Transpurt at Moscow for eight years until early 1973. He them emigrated to Israel to teach at Ben Gurion University of the Negev in Beer Sheva. Before he could leave, the Russian government forced him to refuse his citizenship so he would have no benefits and would not be able to relurn to the Soviet Union. Lichtman had to pay 1000 rubles ($2000) for himself and his wife to leave Russia. Lichtman taught in Israel until 1979. He first came to the U.S. in 1979 to teach at Penn State University, where he spent about one year before returning to Israel. He re· lurned to the U.S. twice more for a total of nine months to teach at the University of California and the University of Texas-Austin. Lichtman will be here for the fall tenn and will then return to Israel. He also stated that he has an ap· pointment here for the next two years and will return for the corre· sponding fall semeslers. Lichtman commented on the differences between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. universities. "The stu· dents in the U.S.S.H. have a mandatory six hours of lectures a day that they must attend; and they have no freedom of choice at the university as compared to the ex· tensive freedom that the students enjoy at American colleges," he said. When asked about the degrees one can receive in a typical Russian college, he said, "A student must go to school for five years, and a [ive--year degree is equivalent to an American Master's Degree." Commenting on the recent Russian downing of the Korean Ai( Lines 747, he stated, "First of all, I'm no longer a Russia citizen anymore; I'm an Israeli citizen. Secondly, the American public opinion has to realize that the Russian government can't be considered a legitimate government as it behaves as gangsters. It has committed. much more horrible atrocities, for example in the 1930's and 1940's, when millions of people perished. So the American public opinion has to give more support to the plans of the American administration in boycotts of the Russian government and to under>tand beller the problem of human rights in the Soviet Union." Due to popular demand "So It Goes" pre-empted. See p~ge 7 Warren lights up theater son would have to be that I enjoy also created the scenic design for , ,working with Lee Van Dyke," said three Florentine Opera produchons "My job consists of creating the Warren. in Milwaukee. scenic design and setting the lights Northwestern University is the '''I have a couple of reasons why I lor a production. When I'm teach-: institution where Warren earned intend to moonligbt wbile I'm ing Ishow and direct my students his Master of Fine Arts degree. teaching at Parkside. Parks ide is on 'how to do such things properly. "Like most other students, I centrally located between Milwauk. For a production, I have to work changed my major during my colle- ee and Chicago, so I should easily with the director to create for him ge stay. I started out studying act- be able to find a production that the desired effect," stated J. Skelly ing and directing but ended up spe- will be in need of my services. I Warren, Parkside's new fine arts cia1izing in scenic design and light- also believe that a good lighting professor. ing," he said. teacher must keep up with the Iat- Warren, a specialist in scenic de- Warren loves acting, but oniy as est trends of professional lighting," sign and lighting, taught at Chris- therapy. "I love to rehearse, but said Warren. topher Newport College for the not to perform," said Warren. "I've "I'm going to design or supervise past four years. been in a commercial film and a the design of Parkside's next two "I decided to leave Newport and production that ran a couple of produchons. For the production of come to Parkside for many reasons. hundred times. I'd simply rather "I Am A Camera," I'm thinking For one, the opportunities for ad- creale the set than be the actor on about using huge blown-up photovancement and creativity are much the set," added Warren. graphs as the set background. It greater at Parkside. Also, Parkside Warren has done lighting and would create somewhat of a metabas one of the finest facilities that scenic design for civic and univer- phorical effect," said Warren. "I I've seen. There _was also a finan- sity theaters and for dance compa- Am A Camera" is about the decacia! gain in mind. And another rea- nies throughout the nation. W~en denee in pre-Nazi Germany. " Memorial. concert Oct. 2 . Mrs. James earned her bachelor's and master's degrees in music at Northwestern University and subsequently was awarded a scholarship to Oslo (Norway) Universit~, where she did research on Scandinavian composers. Sbe was a member of Delta Kappa Gamma, the National Music Teachers Association, the Retired Teachers Association, American Scandinavian Foundation and AmericaD AssocialinD of University Women. She was also aelive at both state and local levels in private music teacbers groups. Admission to the concert is $3 for the general public and $1.50 lor alI students and senior citizens, or a donation to the scholarship fund. Conbibutions to the fund may be made at the concert or by contacting Prof. Frank Mueller, coordinator of the music discipline at UWP. by Michael Fircbow Five Parkside music laculty, Including Beth Wilkinson, a contrabassoonist and bassoonist with the Milwaukee Sympbony Orchestra, who joined UW-P this lall as an adjunct instructor of woodwinds, will perform a benefit chamber music concert lor the Lillian James Memorial Music Scbolarship Fund at 3;30 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 2, in the Communication Arts Theater. Ullian James, a retired member of Partside's music faculty, died last year, and the memorial lund - eotablished to support exceptioaaOy talented Parkside music ItIIdeDts. Wilkinson assisted by pianist James McK';"er, will perform wu- Iiam Presser'. Suite lor Bassoon and Piano and W. H. Foote's arrangement of "My Grandfather's Clock" for contrabassoon. William Weinert, baritone, assisted by August Wegner, 'piano, wil1 perform four songs by Brahms, ineluding 'Wie Melodien zieht es,' "Meine Liebe ist grun,' "Wie bist du, meine Konigin" and "-Betschaft." Glenda Mossman, organ, will perform J. S. Bach's Prelude and Fugue in G major, BWV 541. Mark Eichner, trumpet, and Wegner, piano, will perform Vittorio Giannini's 1948 Concerto lor· Trumpet. McKeever, piano. will perfonn Cbopin's Andante Spianato and Grande Polonaise in E flat, Opus 22. . Mrs. James taught piano, music history and theory lor many years at the former UW Centers in Racine and. Kenosha before ~oining the Parkside laculty. Followmg her retirement she continued for sometime to conduct group tours to the Lyric Opera in Chicago for University Extension. Club Events Habbe1, faculty advisor, Comm Arts ASPA 224. The American Society lor Personnel Administration (ASP A) held .a reorganizatonal meeting Sept. 23 al whicb officers were elected: Mary Kaddatz, president; Sue Hilmer, vice-president; Bonnie Gauger, secretary; MaryAnn Bock, treasuror; and SOC representatives Jell Slater and Mike Aimone. ASPA will hold a general memo bership meeting Monday, Oct. 24 at I p.m. in Moln. 128. The club is open to al1 majors, and new members are welcome. For information on ASPA's luture activities and the ".JRA dinner meeting, contact Den- Ills Laker, laculty adviser, 553-2024, Moln 353. Cheerleading . The cheerleading squad is look- IIlg lor participants lor the 1983-84 season. Workshops will be held Wednesday, Oct. 5, 7;39-9 p.m., Thursday, Oct. 6, 7:30-9 p.m. and TlIesday, Oct. II, 7:30-9 p.m. At· tendance at all workshops is not required. Tryouts will be held Wednesday, Oct. 12. AlI are welcome. Weight lifting The Parkside Weightlifting Club will hold a meeting and elect officers on Friday, Sept. 30 at 1 p.m. 10 the weight room. All interested men and women are invited to attend. For more information, call 554-3868. UW-PAC The UW·p Association 01 Cornunicators (UW·PAC) oilers stu- :rents communication exposure, ~e opportunity to offer inpul regardin~ the communication program ~ also participation in the planning and operation 01 the Comm1!lUcalinD Colloquia. . arty for The club is planniDg a p Tuesday, Oct. 4 and new members are welcome. For more information about the clu~, contact DaVid UWPDT The UWP-Dart Team is proud to announce its new officers. Peter J. Simon was elected vice-president, until someone found about his strong likiDg 01 sbeep. He was im· mediately impeached. Then, after careful consideration, he was nominated and elected president. Margaret Butkns (no relation to Dick) was elected vice-president. Lori Hintermeyer, who was a member 01 last year's Dart team, was elected secretary/treasurer. The IIDal position was sergeant4t-arms. The candidate lor the posilinD was none other than John Kovalic. His qualifications are his lack 01 ability to play darts and the fact thai he is an Eng1ishman (Ie, fi, 10, 1um. ..).4f you want to join the most interesting group on campus, come down to the Rec Center on Fridays at 1 p.m. • 5 Tbur!day, September 29, IlIlI3 Amsterdam·Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1.83 • J.n. 11, 11184 Cost: $1297 Support Parkside's first Homecoming Includes: All tran.poration, meals. lodging, tours, several excurSIons.. Contac:t: Dr, Peter DiMeglio Dept. of Hi.tory UW·PI.nevlll. PI.neville, WI. 53818 or call: (808)342-1784 ---------. I• Congratulations and Good Luck. UW-P from all of us at: I I Fireside Restaurant and LO,unge I I 2801-30th Ave. I 11,7mi. south of Parkside on 30th Ave. I Thin Crust Pizza I I Deep Pan Pizza I Pizza Turnovers I Monda, • ahy cheese pizza I I half price Complete Italian-American Menu I IBanquet facilities for up to 40 people I Bring this ad along for I F R E E soda of your choice I lopen 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m.1 L 7 days a week • ------ -- RANGER 6 Thunday, S:pt.... be' 29, 1913 UW-Extension offers various events Board of Trade " bus tour to the C\licaCO Boord 01 TracIe. ea1JtI<cI "ThnI\s aDd O>t- 110 ID the PIt:' bas boeD ornnc<d by Unmnaty Extension uw Putt· side. lor ThundaY. Oct. 13 1'Ile """ aDd -... 01 world II- -. wllIcb caD make paupers or priD<eI. wtII ~ vIewtd ID the ..,. ~ 011 tbe IIoor 01 tbe Boord 01 TracIe. wIIeft the mental, emotlOOaI aDd pbysiclll domaD<Is on tbe tradm .... pt. Thore is the thrill 01 "*.aDd the abtIity to make de- ew- cntial-thouAnds 01 dol- .... may ckpeDd 011 the b1lDk 01 an 1'Ile _ wID iDdDde an opeIIiD& "II ,.". at tbe CbkaF Board 01 'IDde. Ih" 1'., an lward-wiJ>. .. pH' I pmoata""" 011 1M ...., aDd do .elopmellt 01 tbe .... aDd I vlow !rom tbe Vi$lton QeIIory. 1'Ile buI wID pidt up reptnDts at 1 I m ID RadDe and It I Ke- ..u Io<atlaa to _ates later. non wID ~ luDeI>Gft.t\lHlleftu II BerPoII'. II ~1amoUS Ger· _ rellMnlrtl, DOt IDduded ill .... !le. aDd _ lor IboppiDl belore IeaYIIIC Cbicago al 4 p.m. '\be lee is $13.50, and enrollment is hmited Preregister by Oct. 3. Call Umvenily EnensioIllor Iurt!>- er information and registration, ill TalleDt HaD, pbooe 553-2312. Mushroom course Two counes in musbroom identification will be offered througb Umvenily E>tl!llSion, UW·Parksi· de. Wllb £u«ene GasiorkiewiC!, a We Science prolessor at Parsside, IS iDslr\IctOI'. " coune lor begInrler! will teach .... IllS and outs 01 mushroolll lor· ICIDI Ind elimJnlte mushroom· pidtIDI doabls and lean. Easily. recopizable, edIble mllSbrooms wtII ~ cIiKusSed and co1Je<:ted. L<ctures will ~ given on Than· dall, Oct S, 13 and 20 II ?:SO p.m. ill MoIiDaro 0105. Fiek\ trips on satunlays will iDclude cootiDg aDd eatillC mus\lroOlDS; dates are Oct. I, 15 and 22 !rom I I.m. to 0000. 1'Ile lee is $22. AD advaD<ed mushroolll identifi· calloll worbbop will belp students 01 earlier mllSbrOOm identification classes and serious musbroomers wbo wish to sharpen and extend !heir skills. Microscopic characteristics, chemical tests and others will be introduced. The c\asS will meet on Oct. 15, 1-6 p.m.; and Oct. 16,9 a.m. to llOOnand 1-5 p.m. The lee is $20. The c\asS will meet in Greenquisl 0130. EnroUment lor both classes is hmited. aDd preregistration is requested. Call University Elltension (414) 553-2312, or stop in Tallent HaD room 180. Self esteem Members 01 a c\asS in Seu Esteem offered througb University Enension, Parkside, will learn how to see themselves as winners. They will ~ encouraged to set up posi. tive liIe situations in order to em· brace, rather than shrink from liIe. Inslruclor Kathleen Hanold, Uni· versity Extension, UW·Milwaukee, will present mini·leclures, with most class lime spent in discussion and seU-growlh. The c\asS will meet on lour Mon· days, beginning Oct. 3, in Tallent o 11112Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co,. Milwauk .. WiS,'" Hall at parkside, Irom 7:30-9 p.m. The lee is $12. It is suited lor those wbo have taken Seu Esteem I or who have taken similar courses e1seWhere. Pre-register with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone (414) 553-2312. Vatican treasures A bus tour to the Vatican Treas· ures: The Papacy and Art, at the Art Institute 01 Chicago has been arranged by the parkside Opera Guild lor Friday, Oct. 4. Two-hundred thirty·seven Vati· can treasures are now on display in the Chicago Art Institute, most 01 which have never been shown out· side the Vatican. They are historically important and stunningly ~auliful works 01 art-Irescoes, oils, ivories, papal investments, lapestries, sarcophagi, altar pieces and reliquaries, bronzes, mosaics and marbles. They include art 01 mas· ters ranging Irom 4th century RDman sculpture to modem art . A bus will pick up registrants at 8 a.m. in a Racine location and 8:20 at a Kenosha location. Fee is $15, which includes ticket, lecture and bus-lunch on your own. Register by Oct. 3 with Parkside Opera Guild, phone 553·2312. En· roUment is hmited. Step-family class "Everyone leels in the middle in the step·parent lamily," is the theme of a University Extension . and Parkside course to be laught by Michael Radke, M.S.W. and a certi· fied lamily therapist, a step·parent himseU. The class will meet on lour Thursdays, beginning Oct. 4, 7: 30- 9:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Radke claims that very olten the loyalties 01 everyone in a step-par· ent lamily are painfully split, lead· ing to confusion and tension for the wbole lamily. He will give guidelines lor handling problems, and suggestions for strengthening the lamily unit. Troublesome areas such as discipline and visitatio~ with the separated parent, will reeelve ~pecial allention. Register with University Exten· sion in Tallent Hall. The lee is $12. Solar Water Heater Seminar A do·it·yourself Solar Water Heater seminar I a must for homeowners who are thinking about solar water heating, will be ~~Id at Parkside on Tuesday, Oct. Instructors will be Daniel Folkman. and Charles Tueller, UW-Ex· tensIOn, Milwaukee. They will help particIpants determine whether solar water heating is a good investment lor their lamilies, and will gIve an overview 01 diflerent sys· terns available commercially. Class members will learn how they can assemble and install their own solar water heater through UWEX programs. Location is Tallent Hall, 7:31l- 9:30 p.m, The fee is $10; $12 for a couple. Preregister with University Elltension in Tallent by Sept. 30. Love course Enhancing love and relationships will be 9Ie topic 01 a University of Wisconsin-Extension course that will begin on October 3. A positive approach will build upon the ability to love, a human attribute, and help the class memo bers toward leelings of love 01 seU love toward others, the ability ~ verbally express love, to enjoy lbe beauty 01 touch and to enhance ex· istent communication skills. Instructor Joseph Long, COor· dinotor 01 Mainstreaming, Washington Center, Racme, was the recipi. ent 01 a Special Services Teacher 01 the Year award lor 1983. The class will meet on live Mon· days at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 625 College Ave., Racine. The lee is $16. Register with the University Extension at UW·Parksi· de, Kenosha, phone 553-2312. High school dance Noncredit classes in dance for high school students and adulls will be o"ered this semester by Univer· sity Extension, UW·Parkside. BaI· let will teach students how to use their bodies in a graceful manner that flows through space, while toning and stretching the muscles. Jan presents a total workout while students enjoy learning dance combi· nations similar to professional per· fonners. . The ballet class begins Tuesday, Sept. 27 from 6-7 p.m. Beginning jazz slarts Thursday, Sept. 22 Irom 5:45-6:45 p.m. Advanced jazz begins Sept. 27 Irom 7:15-6:15 p.m. All classes meet lor 12 weeks in Com· munication Arts D·IlS, and the fee lor each is $35. Instructor Katherine Zavada teaches for Parkside's dramatic arts department and has danced prolessionally for many years in the Milwakee area. She has her BFA in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Preregister with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone 553·2312. Write a letter!! RANGER by Nick 1'IIome ...Back to you,Walter Feature Editor's note: In the interest of continuing to educate the public in both foreign and domestic ailaiIs, "So It Goes" is pre-empted this week for the following reports from our foreign desk. "So It Goes" will be shoWJinext week at its regularly-scheduled time. ******* ~gan raps Soviets Washington-Ronald Reagan, in his strongest condemnation yet of Soviet action during the recent downing of KAL flight 007, Said that the Rusians acted "really, really rotten" and called Soviet Premier Andropov "naughty" for not acknowledging responsibility, Taking economic action against Russia, the president immediately halted the shipment of all U.S.-manufactured Rubic cubes and threatened to cut back on exports of E,T, wristwatches if the U.S,S.R. continued to claim flight 007 was mistaken for a large flying zucchini and that the Mig pilot was merely expressing his dislike for ratatouille as a side dish. Meanwhile, in an about face of policy, Moscow !lopped claiming the Korean jetliner was a U.S. spy plane, bot still blames the 747 for provoking the interrepton when "They deliberately got in the way of our warning shots, and then tried to hit our fighters with pieces of their tail, wing, fuselage, etc." The Soviets are now filing charges in the U, N. against South Korea for polluting Russian waters with illCOnvenient little things like shattered wing sections, Ihght recorders and human remains. MariDe see Action Beirut-Lebanese President Gamyel refused to comment on the loss to Druse Militia of the Beirut Holiday Inn, effectively halfing his total power block in Lebanon, Druse militiamen, meanwhile, blamed U.S. marines for "getting involved" in what they described as a "personal matter" between them and the Christians. Tbe Christians then denounced the U.S, for not beating the living daylights out of the Druse. French and British Forces claimed the Americans were being "too bloody indecisive about the whole thing." Republicans criticized the State Department for not using enough force, while Democrats largely criticized the President for being there in the first place, Secretary of the Interior James Watt added his two cents' worth when he criticized the marines for not "chopping down more trees over there. '1 In what the Pentagon described as a massive step-up to protect the marines stationed on shore in Beirut. the President gave the American forces permissi?n to t~ke self-defensive actions on receiving Druse artillery fire. They are now allowed to duck. Wasbington Assailant Sought Chicago-Police are investigating leads in the rerent attempt on the life of Chicago Mayor Harold Washington. The chief of investigations, Capt. Joseph Goatbender, seeks persons who wanted Washington Handy for pI•cnIC• S or at the beach ---------- Smurf Peeler in the official Smurf peeling device of the 1984 Olympic games 71bursday, September 211.1983 What goes up Or: Look at the So It head on that one Goes A few days ago 1went to the student union, the Union Square. I went up to the counter and ordered a large beer-they are the best buy per ounce. It was then that I noticed the bartender had to press a button to get the beer and he charged me ten cents more than last year. My poor wallet wailed its lament at the prospect of laying out an additional dime. Tbat extra dime could add up to many dollars by the end of the semester. I could really use those extra bits 01 silver when I'm getting ready to pay the bill for my books. I asked the barkeeper about the increase in price. He informed me it went up just· before GenCon. I bet that really made the wargamers bappy. However. just to be honest with you, I didn't really care when the price increase came through; the only question I had was why were the prices increased at ail? The beer prices this summer were really cheap. I bought Old Style, on sale, for $6.19 a case. So don't try to tell me the price of beer is up. Besides, this school buys its beer by the half barrel and sells it by the glass. The price couldn't have gone up enough to warrant a ten-eeet price increase per large beer. Ifurther asked the keeper of the tap why be had to push the button before he poured my beer. The scbool had electronic beer dispensers installed. Why, I asked? To make the bartenders accountable for the beer they sell, was the reply. Apparently in the past, bartenders were giving away free drinks So the school had machines installed that record every sale of beer and wine on the cash register. Then the bartender has to have the right amount of cash to cover all sales and the school doesn't lose any revenue to the former Ireebies So, if the bartenders cannot give away the profits and the beer by John Kooalic dead. Police are now questioning over four million suspeets from the greater Chicago area, Walt's Up? Washington-James Watt formally apologized to members of his coal advisory panel for calling them "a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple." "The coon didn't take it too bad." said Watt, "but if I had known the kike and the gimp would get so touchy, I never would have mentioned it." Sail Away Newport, R.I,-Officials from the Americas Cup central organizational committee rejected a protest by the Australian crew that the judges were indulging in gamesmanship by "discovering" new rules favorable to the Americans and postponing races until the winds were benelicial to the U.S, contender Liberty. The latesl protesl stems from the discovery of a rule lhat stales Australian sbips automatically lose on days ending with a "y." I Argies gel off tbe Hook Buenos AIres, Argetnina-The military government passed a law Friday granting police and soldiers immunity from prosecution for crimes committed between 1973 and 1982 when 6000 people disappeared while in the hands of Security. "Honestly. it's probably just a bookkeeping error." said General Carlos Gonzalez Santana. "Or they might have stepped out tor a bite to eat somewhere. Waiters around here are real slow, y'know?" Is Anybody Down There? Managua, j\'i('oragua-Officiais from the Sandanista and salvadorean Go\'ernments held a press conlerenc today condemning the U.S. for "ignonng us down here." "One shitty little airliner goes down and it's like we never existed:' commented one disgruntled general. -trs true," added his Rebel counterpart "The last time I was on '60 Minutes' was well over a month ago, What. isn't a $%- &•• !tfr war good enough for you gringo pressmen anymore?" "You want dead civilians, we'll give you dead civilians!" he screamed before threatening to sign a eontract with Cable TV if attention from major networks was not forthcoming. The all new hygenie Smurf-Peeling device. prices, on average, have not gone up that mucb over all, why has the price lor beer at Parkside gone up at aU? The barkeep shrugged and said, "Why don't you ask Mr Bill iebuhr in the Student Life Office? But first, give me 85 cents or you can't bave your beer." Reluctantly I paid the eighty-five cents and made an appomtment to see Mr. Bill. For those of you who don't ltnow, the Student Life Office IS l0- cated on the top floor 01 the Union Building in room 209. My interview with Mr. Niebuhr was most enligbteninI!. I asked Bill Niebuhr, Union DIrector, why the price of beer went up, from the administration's POIDt of view. He pointed out the lact that utility costs had risen, along with other increased overhead costs To quote Mr. Niebuhr, "We only raise prices wben we have to. This IS the ftrst price increase in Union Square in three years," 'Three years without a price increase, I will agree. is a long time. I was further informed that the current pnce mcrease was approved by SUFAC, the Segregated Umversity Fees Allocation Committee. last spring when the Union Subrrutted its 1_budget for approval. Bill also told me about a law governing the manrnurn profit a Union can malte. Somewhere near 2.8 billion dollars a month, I heard No, he never stated the exact figure because I didn't ask I did ask him why the new tapping system was installed Iwas informed the system served two purposes: (1) To elimmate the waste caused by bartenders allowing beer to flow a while before filling the glasses; (1) To e1lnunate the free beer to the fnends of the barkeeper. Acconhng to Niebuhr, UW·Mllwaukee also bas a S1Jnllar system The projected payback rate lor the UW-M unit was three yean The actual payback occurred lD one year. I asked bow accurate the sy tern was, noting an experience I had recetving a jess-than-lull glass lD the Recreation Center The accuracy of the unit, I was told, hinges on three ConllDued 00 Pa,e , A Week at the Park Homecoming comes home \'011 ..... him on turday i&bl Live." You'\e n tum on The DiI'ld Letterman hew." ~ tum In. ~'" at Com«Iiao-Juc&ler Midaotl Donis. let recawd rave rev..... 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"Suf;u -." tlIIDbdIes an oltl>ar and fteqUftlu,. t-*"I>Ie' JufIbnI act ... !b hll- JIIClma """"""'" H IS wndeJor .. 1M perform« bo J1W' lJIOOtSie les "'hi/eotmg an egg and an apple Adr.in<e lIdel.s. a,..dable at tbe Union Jnlonnation Center. are '150 for ~udents aDd $3 for the general puhbc Tidtets at !be door Ire $Z lor srudents and $3.50 for otbers ******* TIle '''''''y soccerpm' Wl!b /be Par.- Rucen soccer team apmst \be WiscoMla Bad&en slarts at 2 p.m. Saturday on Ibe Univ~rsity of Wisconsin P1~tteville See Castles In the Air A D LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have bUIlt castles In the air. now put the foundations under them" _,0- . SUJ(fy ,n london for S2675 ~r ~~Sler Includesair fare. tUItion., "~kt It.ps. family stay With meals. Program. alSo In A(x~n-Provenct'. France C~n. o..nmark Dublin. I,.,and Flotence. haly He'~Ib<!rg ~many hI MI Ivanou1 locatIOnS' lugano. SW>turtand l'uebla.M<!x"o II.""." haly salzburg. Aum", ~volle. Spam For 'utt~r If'ltormalton.write or call: Insrrtutt' for Study Abroad Programs U,..,vt'r~ty ot W,sconsIO-Plattltvllle 725 Wt'Sl MaIO Str~ Platte-vlIlf, WIsconSin 53818 606-342·1726 No faelgn language profICiency IS 't'QUlrw .. Partside field, and admission is $2. ******* There are many more fun events planned for Parkslde's first Homecoming. The kick-off event is Thursday at 4:30 p.m. Then at 6:00 p.m., Ibe King and Queen will be crowned. Bolb of Ibese evenls are free and will be held on Ibe Union Patio. At 11 p.m. on Friday, there will be a dance at Union Square. There will be recorded music and admission is free. On Saturday, Ibe events start wilb a golf outing at 9 a.m. and a tennis clinic at 10 a.m. At noon there will be a western-style barbecue with the music of the "Brew County Rounders," tbe varsity soccer game at 2 p.m., a PAB A1umm gathering at 6 p.m., a '73 class rewtion at 8 p.m., and a semi· formal dance at 9 p.m. Come to Ibe dance and hear the music of John Bunk's "Big Band:' ******* This week's feature !ibn, sponsored by PAB, is Ibe comedy Toollie. Don't miss this bilarious movie, sbowing Thursday at 3:30 and 7:30 p.m., Friday.at 1 p.m. and Sunday Com~j."'juggl.' Mich•• ' D."n will performIn the Union Cinema TltHt., Fride, night at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $1. Next week's feature film will be The OulSiders. ******* This Tuesday, The Day Ibe Earlb Slood Slill will ~ playing. This movie is sponsored by PAB and tbe admission is free. Show time is at 7 p.m. ******* In memory of Lillian James there will be a concert on Sunday. Octo~r 2 at 3 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. A donation Carl's Corner In Congress light now they're discussing a law ""hich really would be a great help to us al1. Irs banning the preppies and all of their ways; U we don't do it now. irs a matter of days 'Til \bey put Ibeir dumb logo on billboards and barns Buses and airplanes and nuclear arms. Yes. we must bring this infestation to a halt And if nothing is done. then irs really our fault, When our children are all coming home from their school W,lh 'galors on everything. yelling: "PRePPIES Rl'LE'" Carl Chernouski will be taken at Ibe door and everyone is welcome. ******* The Round Table at noon on Monday, Oct. 3 in Union 106 will feature Howard Fuller, Secretary, Department of Employement Relations, speaking on llWHat Happelll When an Outsider Becomes an ID· sider." The program is free and open to the public. ******* The UW-Extension is sponsoling a variety of courses this week. At 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, a "lieglaniDg Compulers" course for junior high school students will be offered. A course called "Self·&- teem" will be held Monday at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday at 7:30 p.m., a workshop called "Do-I1-Yourself Solar Waler Heater" will be held. At the same time, "The Step·Parent Family" course will be offered. On Wednes· day, "lnvesbnents: The Basics" starts at 7 p.m. "Introductory Com· pulers" will be held at 6:30 p.m. on' Wednesday. Call 553·2312 for more infonnation on these courses. Investment strategy course planned What investment strategy is rigbt for you? In a rourse on investment basics, Ibe instructor will help you get the answers. .In six t_bour sessions, students will be exposed to practically every type of savings and investment strategy so that they can be informed and prepared to act. interest rates, insurance, stocks, retirement accounts, real estate, bonds and tax shelters will ~ discussed. The instructor will be James Meyers, vice-president of Robert W. llaitd & Co., Inc. The class will meet on Wednesdays, beginning Oct. 5, 7-9 p.m. in Tallent Hall. The fee is $35. Preregister with Univer· sity Extension, Tallent Hall, phone 553-2312. cu', AM CANTONESE & AMERICAN ,-, T''~"!,~";;;;7r~:!I~A; _.:hP;n.i~"G BZ:~~~TO~ri~M1fJ~Ill" .-AlJ ~ a-(J YOUR I-tOST TOMMY ltM ~ "}'if FINESTCA~TONESf AND AMERlCA"f f(XIOS fAMilY DINNERS ... DINE IN QIII CARAYOUT lEIllVE THE COOIC.ING TO us HOURS. C>.{)5<O MONDA> • lUES lHRUSUN 1130AM .93OPM FR' ....NO SAT II JOA M . l' 30P M~'-' =~ l100F;::ri~::~~~K.nlo<.J2~ OROE"l BY PHONE fOR fAST SERVICE -----~.::......_~------------~---~-- Womens tennis team off to slow start The tum member> and posibolls Sulgles' '0 I. Ann Wernitz~ 1lIC, 0 2, Lynn Euting; o. 3, Carol S_n, ,'0. 4. Mary Correa; .'0 S. Ann Althaus, '0. 6, Cheryl \\'.lkolJki '0. 7. Jack1e Rittm..-. ' 0 8. Linda lasters,. '0. t. KIln Kranidl. Doubles; '0 I, WrmllIOIg, n: .'0 2 EutincfCorr ' '0. 3. IasIm Wtl· rner On Sept 10, Partside eompeted 1ft • quadran~ meet at Carthage, The learn finished fourth out of four teams; however, two players made it to the finals. Euting and Wilkofski both finished second in their positions. The next two opponents were both Milwaukee schools. Sept. 13 lound the team at UW·Mitwaukee for a dual meet, Parkside was sent bome in defeat, failing to win a matcb, On Sept. 15. the locale was different. but the results were the same. Marquetle was the opponent, PaItside was the site. The Warrior women swept all nine matches. . On Sept. 17 roach Noreen Goggin's squad traveled to a doubles tournament at UW-oshkosh. The Ranger womeD fa!led to wi~ a match, finisbing eighth of eight teams. The College of St. Francis was the Ranger's Iirst victim of the season 00 Sept. 22. The women won three of six singles matches and were helped by one victory and two UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD I" nl COLLEGE DA'IS IN "P. k 'Ie r r Iud nl Th I lik.. kiing Or Ju t Lov .. A Gr eat Time $269 "nH JR PORT no J ... I , .. FOR TWO WE£H I JA UARY T M80AT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT' GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANTTO MISS. .. TH OFFICI l .. OLLEGE DA \. .. PACKAGE I lLDC MOTORCOACHTR . PORT: TlO "'GHT TlV VRYCO 00'"'' ., RIGHi IT. '80 T ULLAGE, FOUR DA YS UFT: HOTTl8H4PPYHO R .G, 'TPARTlES,M.D ,\ G \R "TEFD GRE T TI"E. .. /. .' .,' " IG UPATTHE 10 BUILDI GROOM .209 OR FOR F RTHER I FORMATIO C LL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 defaults in the doubles. The Win. ners were: NO.1 singles, Ann Wer. nitznig (5-7, 6-4, 6-3); No.4 singles Ann Althaus (6-1, 6-1); No.5 singles Cheryl Witkofski (&{). 6-2); DoUbles Master>jRittrner (5-7, 6-2, 6-1). On Sept. 26, Carthage hosted Parkside in a dual meet that was originally scheduled for Sept. 20; inclement weather forced postponement until last Monday. The Ranger women played bard, but lost the meet 7-2. Winning for UW· P were Lynn Euting at No.2 sing. les (6-3, 6-3) and Cheryl Witkols\ti at NO.6 singles (6-1, 6-4). Sept. 27, the Ranger> took on Northeastern Illinois in a dual meet here at Parkside. The results Win he published next week. The next meet is on FrIday, Sept. 30 vs, the College 01 Lake County. Classifieds ATTENTION KINSHIP AND the youth of Sl Mary's Catholic Church will hold a paper drive on Satur. day, Od. 8 from 9 a.m to noon, at St. Mary's Catholic Church, 73IY1 40th Ave. For free pickup call 657-7387or~151 l)efore Oct. 8. REGIONAL AND local reps wanted to distribul.@ posters on College Campuses. Part. time or more work. Requires no sales CommiSsion plus piece work. AYffage ~ "+ ~hou. CoobctA:mB~G P~e 500 Third West, SeatUe WA 98119 ATI'N: Net: wort. 206-282-;811L LOST, SPANISH BOOK and notebook by phone in Union Building. If found, please call :lulie, 632-2652. PERSONALS RULE NUMBER 6 No pooftahs. Rule number 7. there is no rule number 7. Rule number 8, no pooftahs! OK, GEOGRAPHERS, you can spell it, bllt do you know what it means?? J.IC. COME ON IN, POLLY Pull up a naupskin chair-phone and put your foot where your mouth is-Alexander Graham Acme TO WHO. EVER turned in the calculator to the Union info desk ..Thanks from the bottom of my beartt! Karen Norwood. HAPpy BmTRDA Y Larry-~ve???? A~CTIVE. INTERESI'ING 2'''year-01d lady wishes to meet personable man for nice da~. Interests include motorcycle, dancing, 50 $ and Heavy Metal music. Contact Evi at 652-0175. B.R. We should study in the Student Government office more often-I.R.P . BOB, BOB, BOB- Bob-Bob-Bob What's a poor girl to do?? STEVE SADOWSKI I'm ready to do scuIp-- ture. Wanna model??? RICK. Yer a good writer. Yer damn good. Yer too good. Yet fired!! J.K. MY BRAIN HURTS. R. L. Gumby IT WILL RAVE TO OOME OUT Dr. Gumby JON: I can't wait until we leave tomorrow af- ~n. I just wanna let you know 1 hIVe a ~ for you on Saturday nighlilove you . . Angie. BARKING DUCKS should be more careful CD bikes of all types, or those who love them will """y. BDL. RED, ST"!lT SAVING your pennies! We've lOt a date m January and you're buying. OP STEVE BRANDT, Who slept on !be cooeh this summer?? MaR: WANNA "tlodr.??" MBRL FOR RENT SMALL APARTMENT on Lake MidUIaD. ~~ monlb. _ .. _. till ""'-1 at 553-9211, . THE FUNNY PAPER CAPER MR$. PORNAPPLE. 1T'5 POSSIBLE NO, BUT RUFUS TRle.D 10 AARE5T 11-IAT 1HESE 'tHEFTS MAY BE TIED ~E. FIRST ONE. HIMSELF WITH OUR IN WITH YOUR HU::iBAND'S nEATH. SON'S TOY PiSTOL. HE. MIGHT HAVE. DID 'fOU GET A LOOK AT TI-IE IF L1TTLEWiLBUR HADN'T COME.UP PERPE.TAATORS? BEHIND HIM AND SAlD, W p....... ·SQUIRT "M, DADDY!" I ~~)~ ~~ ~n ~I, NO WONDe.RYOUR HUSBM~D DIDN'T WANT THE INCIDENT REPORTED. (see also; (as compiled by batting practice.) .TAPlES WATT) Baby Seal (batbe sell n. marine carnivorous mammal, juvenile. THE 'IIEBSTER NE',; ENGLISH DICTIONARY Untitled !'I'j 1>/10 \ S Po N AuTO ME.CHANI-C'..l.:~_/ OK \(\\)\)\ES!! Wl\ATOO Y!B FATHE.ft5 Do; ... tt" Beer taps CMdn rod from. Paee , factors: (I)The system IS new and we need lime to adjust the pressure and now rate; 1%)The bartenders have to get used to tappmg beers WIth thts system; (3) Dtllerent beers have dJllerent carbonation and the maclune has \0 be set up for dillerent brands So there you have It. dear readers. I lIunk the reasons for the pnce increase were wen· founded, but I still hale shelling out a dime more thao last year But. if a new mao chine saves enough money to keep the pnces where they're at for another three years. 1 guess I won't have much to gnpe about So. until the next pnce increase. here's to you and here's to me and bope we never disagree Bul. If we do. the hell with you. and here's to me. Bye aU! PARKSIOE UNION 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • lJconce Bully • Ma"ed Milk Bolls • Milk COIamels • Orange Slices • Peanut Bu"er Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Roolbeer BalTels • Sour Bolls • Spearmint leaves • sen te Mints • Caramel Targets • C,nnaman DISCS • Candy Pops • Com Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • AsoIted Tollee • Bndge M,x • Bumdl Peanuts • BuMerscotch D,scs • Candy Colfee DISCS • Caromel Bully • Chocolote Drops • Chocolo1e Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate ROlsms • ChOColate Stars • Jelly Beans • Calrtomio MIX • CanbbeOn Dehcacy • Wo1ermelon Sparklers • C,nnomon Bears • coree Peanuts • atUlal PIstachIO • Red Plstac 10 • Spanish Peanuts • SunRowef Seeds • Student food MIX • yogurt Ma"ed Milk Bolls • Yogu~ Peanuts (2)~ .;"~~~ lor 0.."-' 'Vt1 ~ Gille SOMeOne you 10Ile -etJUas they'D love. ~ 150/0 ~t -:... 10% =..:; .... aIMI w~ ... - .A...IIO5d1M.1£rP-sID' ~I.' We feature ~ lIRTQlRVED ~ Class Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings ~ "Tile Pl«e To Buy Reeordo" '" : ZE z ...i.......... ~~ ........~......,--A RANGER Injuries ail X-Country by Patricia Cumbie Parkside's National Cross Country course played host to the Midwest Collegiate Classic last Saturday. Twenty-eight schools and 307 runners competed. Parkside placed 11th, although coach Lucian Rosa espected to be in the top 10. "Two of my five men were sick or injured, so it did hurt us that they couldn't run," he said. The top five runners finished as follows: 14-Tim Renzelmann at 25:30; 66-Rich Miller with 26:27; 73-Ted Miller at 26:34; 115-Rod Condon at 27:05; and 126-Mark Manning with 27.33. "The men who did run ran pretty well, averaging a 5;30 mile. This is very good. Tim's time is a very good time for this course," said Rosa. Parkside) course is ranked No. I in the nati6n and Rosa commented on that. 'It's the best course. I've run all over the country and this is a good one. There is room to pass, and no one complains. We put in a lot of work to make it good, for the last seven years at least," he said. The week before the Classic, on Sept. 17, the men competed at Stevens Point. Stevens Point won with 32 points, and Parkside came in second with 59 points. There were seven teams in attendance. This was another five-mile run and, the Parkside men in the top 20 finishers were: George Kapheim, 4th, 25: 22; Tim Renzelmann, 8th, 25:32; Ted Miller, 12th, 25:58; and Mark Hunt, 14th, with 26;00. "We've got lots of room to improve. With a whole team being bealthy we will be breaking out on top toward mid-season and beating a lot of good teams. The gap is getting smaller between tbe first to fifth man on the team. Tbis is a very geod sign," Coach Rosa commented. The team's next meet is at Loyola University at Chicago on the Iakefront. Rosa said, "There should be 15 to 18 teams there. I expect we Will fmish in the top five." Ranger pholo by Karen Tr.nde' Keren Greene (left) and Jamie Eggermann go up frK • ahot •• burl. Hess sta,. read'f for the rerurn. 'Baseball changes schedule The men's baseball team bas bad a change of scheduling in the last year. A split scbedule has been approved and bad gone into effect this fal!. What this means is that the team will be able to play in the fall as well as in the spring. Coach "Red" Oberbrunner elaborated: "Tbere is usually a problem ~th inclement weather during the spring. Quite a few games have been cancelled since I've been coach. This will enable us to play in better weather, play more games, and the coaching stalf can get a better perspective on new players." The baseball league for the fall consists of four tearns, Marquette, UW-Milwaukee, Waukesha Tech. and now Parkside. All of the games are played on Fridays or Saturdays. "This is good, because this doesn't take anyone away from their studies." "Red" commented. Anyone interested in playing baseball should contact Oberbrunner in the Phy Ed Building, room 139. I PSGA presidency to change hands CoDliDued from Page I Scoon. "And if I have to put those oft, I probably would be very resenlui and I'm sure tbat PSGA would be affectd by it." III have the resources and the skill (to be president), but I don't have the lime to do it," he continued. "Jeanne said she bas the lime to do it and I know sbe bas the stills and resources to do it. Everybody agrees that Jeanne's got the kaoWledge, personality and the ability to do the job. She ran for the office." Buenker-Pbillips, wbo placed third in last spring's presidential election, bas served as assistant pro tempore and pro tempore of the Seaate, Women's Affairs Director for United Council and sat on four 'acuity commtttees during her yean in student government. "I think Jeanne has the persoaalilJ to (ll!l people back into the Senate and to get the Senate rolling again," said Scoon. There are currenUy seven Senators in the III-seat Senate. "I think Jeanne broadens the base," said Seoon. "She can reach out to more people than what I think Phil or myself could do. I think Phil and I were limited in the amount of people we were able to contact." How does Scoon feel this switch will be accepted by the student body? "Students probably will view it as a politcal move, but actually it's not a political move whatsoever. It's a move for the good. Il'~a move for keeping the Senate on Its feet, keeping it together." Buenker-Phillips hopes she does just that. "My major concern IS to build back PSGA (and to have a full Senate)," she said. . "At the last (Senate) meeting, I liked the standing committees- SUFAC, Legislative Affairs, and Student Services-to come up with some goals and objectives as to what they want to accomplish this year. There are so many things for us to be working on." Scoon and Buenker-Phillips agree on one major point: getling more people involved D student government. "You hear this over and over again," said Scoon, "but we need to get a lull Senate and a full committee load (students OD faculty committees)." With the current lack of personnel on PSGA, said Scoon, "We don't have the pulse of the campus. We aren't getling the inIormation. U we're not gelling the inIormation, we're not going to be ahle to act in the proper manner to voice students' concerns, to look after their concerns. , think if we're not doing that, thea we're nol doing our job." Volleyball Team impressive, ups record to 14-2 The Parkside women's volleyball team ran its season record to 14-2 with impressive perfonnances in the past 10 days. On Sept. 20 the Rangers hosted a quadrangular meet: competing were UW-Qsbk.osh, UW-Milwaukee and Lewis University. Parkside dominated the entire meet, winning all three of their matches. The results: UW-P over UW-O 1;"9, is-i, UW-P over UW-M 1;"7, 11-15,is-s. UW-P over Lewis 1;"9, 1;"5. On Sept. 23, coach Terry Paulson's team was on the road, travellog to laCrosse to play in the La- Crosse Invitational. Also on hand for tbe meet were UW-Stevens Point, Marquette, UW-Milwaukee, Northeastern ll1inois and host UW· laCrosse. The Rangers practically breezed through their preliminary matches to gain the semi-finals, and ultimately the finals, where they lost in three games. The results: UW-P over UW-SP I~, 11-15.15-8; UW-P over Marquette is-i, 1;"7; UW-P over UW-L 1;"7, 15-8 In the semi-finals, UW-P got by UW·M 15' 9, 1;"7. In the finals, the Rangers lost only their second match of the season, to N.E. llIinois 12-15, 1;"13, 14-16. The next meet is this week.end, when Parkside hosts the Parks.de Classic tournament. Play begms on Friday at 8 p.m. and continues on Saturday at 11 a.m. The consolation match is at I p.m. and the championship matcb IS at 3 p.m AdmISsion is free. • I .....~. - -- - cholarship run, Soccer Rangers play well, lose a close one IIIaJDPtIIDer facts. Fact No. I: Slm&arnoa .. ., MIke ranked No. I all of last year and bIa f bearing about the eight returning lettermen. ("So =Are:,.,~.. sid:~; tired of lbe what?" you may ask.) U ~ going to the play- is as good as their ranl<inc ~ en the Bucts losmg m them, then how come they 0IIIy ::: ~? Well, if you an- scored one point against 0llt .-ed to any of lbe above Rangers? Ifeel that says a lot aboat ~-eheer up, it's not as had our team as well as the ~ IS ,.,.. might think. Our Parkside staff. team is a championship cali- Fact NO.2: U Sangamon WiDs ::""team their division and they want tilt Partside's soccer coach, Hal championship, Coach Hendersoa Henderson, says that his tei?' has feels it has to go through Parkside. the same chance as any to gomg all Henderson says, "The team is the way to the champIonshIp senes licking their chops," over the idea and coming hack successful. of taking it to Sangamon lor tilt Last Sunday the team lost to championship. Sangamon 01 Springfield, Ill. by the . I HI B I don't start con- Fact No.3: Parksids; out-.bot ~ lb';'" ~ntil you hear the Sangamon 14-12; Sangamon's wiJl. ning goal was a squib kick (in tilt rain). Henderson said despite lb. team's deleat he has to congrat .. late his goalie Dan Oplennan lor stopping a lot 01 good shots. Parkside will already have met UW-Green Bay by the lime l\IU read this; but I will keep you up.to. date as to the results. Oct. lI-9 Part. side travels to Milwaukee lor tilt Panther Invitational tOIll1lalllelltIt Milwaukee's Bavarian Field, seWuled to start at noon on Oct, 8, Parkside will host UW.Madiq Saturday at 2 p.m, lor the "-" coming game. tennis clinic planned the 111II. I and ~ II be .."iIIIllt 1\ 's Home<omlac Ilart>onIe the Ph}sial Edu· PMtillIot. Tlw _ dmi< .. at the t .-u _ of the Pllyskal .E..d.a..t.atloa ~le< from 10 • m to Itvois and will include match-play cInl1s, video tape analysis and per- IOIll1 mslnIction. Participants will be Iaucht the method developed by Demus Van Der Meer and used by teacbing prolessionals in more than 50 <OWItnes. AD participants will receive a me can of tennis hal1s. For more information call 5U-24It. University of WISCOl18in-Parks /I N.w.,IIIIIIII, September29-0ctober 1 rnursGC:IY, S81*,nibet 29 Saturday, October 1 IUI'1lQfWLaeen Corona on oon estern Style Bor.B-Que USICby Brew County Rounders P y Ed lot ' mbet30 ''''''' 00.... Ing 2 00 PM Va srty Soccer Game P Ideld ' 9:00, P.M. Semi-Formal Dance _ MUSICby: John Bunic's Big Band, Main Place 9:00 P.M. Casino festiVities Main Place ' Midnight: Price Raffle, Main Place Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 4, September 29, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Aspin to speak on MX missile Gus Sorenson is a national champion Well Day, Career A Week at the Park Thursday, October 6, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 4 Homecoming'83: Kbyti JIeflnnnniUe rTT!u_-_n_ kI i•e i*c z A tradition starts News Editor What has 400 legs, dances and gambles? Homecoming participants, of coarse! About 200 people put on the ritz Saturday evening at the Homecoming dance/casino. But. the other events of the weekend were just as successful. Parkside s first Homecoming began with the Thursday kickoff and coronation. Chancellor Alan Guskin was on hand to crown Jeanne Buenker-Phillips queen and. Frank "Rico" Mejia king; The royal pair raised 7,296 and 6,456 pennies respectively-the magic numbers which won them their crowns. The penny voting raised over $350, which will go to the scholarship fund. The talent show Friday evening was very popular with the 175 people in attendance. The five acts were Men of 1000 Voices, The Moonlighters, Dick Oberbrunner, The Tritones and Carmen Acosta. Michael Davis, nationally-known juggler and comedian, emceed the show. Terry Tunks, homecoming committee chairperson, said Michael Davis did a fantastic job, and he was very helpful. He worked with each individual act and gave them hints at rehearsal. "The audience really enjoyed the show," said Continued on Page 7 St Z" KinK Buenker-Phillips and ^uy nigh^s dan^e/tasino^ night Guski" Ranger Photos by Michael Kailas Special 4-page Homecoming section Pages 7-10 Forum to examine "Unions and Workplace Democracy" "Unions and WWoorrkkDpllaaccee DDeemmoocc- racy: An International Perspective" will be the focus of the first Public Forum of the year at Parkside featuring award-winning National Public Radio (NPR) correspondent Daniel Zwerdling, and former assistant to the president of the United Auto Workers Victor Reuther, whose union activism over the past half-century has helped shape and define the labor movement in the U.S. and abroad. The forum will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 10, in the Union Cinema Theater and is free and open to the public. The Public Forum is a continuing series devoted to timely and important issues as they appear. Zwerdling, one of America's leading journalists in the area of worker participation in the management of corporations, is a national correspondent for NPR's "All Things Considered" and "Morning Edition" programs and is author of the book, "Workplace Democracy: A Guide to Workplace Ownership, Participation, and Self-Management Experiments in the United States and Europe." His NPR series last year, "The U.S. Auto Industry," which chronicled the problems plaguing domestic. automakers and their economic impact on local communities, won several national awards, including the Janus Award for Economic Reporting. Zwerdling also has written articles for the Washington Post, Newsday and the Los Angeles Times which examined workplace experiments including cooperative labormanagement projects and employee takeovers of corporations. His stories for NPR focus on labor, environment and health-related issues. Reuther, is former assistant to the president and director of the Department for International A: fairs of the UAW and author c "The Brothers Reuther," a volum describing his involvement in th labor movement as well as that o his brother Walter, who served a president of the UAW and of th. Industrial Union Department of th. AFL-CIO. This will mark Reuther' second appearance at Parkside. Both Reuthers were victims o assassination attempts. Now retir ed, Victor has continued a long time interest in relating Christiai ethics to social and economic life (Walter was killed in a plane eras! in 1970.) Other panelists include Jim Fos ter, associate professor of labor anc industrial relations and coordinate] of the UW-Parkside/University Ex tension School for Workers laboi studies program at UW-P; anc Kenneth Hoover, moderator and di rector of the Parkside Public Forum!. 2 Thursday, October 6,1983 Letters to the Editor Vets9 services cut? Last week I was informed that the veteran service is reducing its service by 50 percent. This has disturbed my members and I very much and we will like to see something done about this. I am President of the Vet's Club and I plan on doing everything in my power to avert any foreseeable problems that might come up with this reduction of service. We would like to see Pat (the person who is presently the vets' counselor) stay Why pay to park? To the Editor: I would like to know, and so would every other student I have discussed the matter with, why is it that in the middle of this prairie, surrounded by woods and farmland, we are forced and coerced to pay for the right to park our cars. There is little alternative but to drive. The bus stops running before the last class gets out. This is a clear cut case of extortion! What is done with the revenue? I think the students have a right to know. But my first question is why parking fees in an area that competition for space from outsiders doesn't exist. I can see no point in paying someone to ticket cars! What have you got to say to this, Mr. Ron Brinkman, Chief of Campus Security? I am waiting for your rebuttal. M. A. Davis Perfect President? To the Editor: The increasingly greater amounts of media coverage devoted to polls, platforms and candidates calls one's attention to the fact that a political decision must soon be made: Should we allow the Conservatives another four years of Executive power under Ronald Reagan? The first matter which must be addressed is whether or not Mr. Reagan will run for re-election. It is the opinion of most analysts that he will-barring any unforeseen illnesses. His campaign-like speeches and his actions of late both point to the same conclusion. Another favorable sign is that there are no other serious Republican contenders. Thus, the conservative tradition of a unified party is maintained. Another factor facing Mr. Reagan lies in the strength of his Democratic opponent. Here lies another bonus for Reagan: the Democratic party is once again a splintered, factional amalgamation of welfarestate liberals adhering to tried-andtrue Dogma. The ex-hero, Glenn, can ramble on for hours without saying anything. Cranston can say things, but no one will listen. Mondale has a chance, but why should the American people take a chance when certainty is available? Reagan is that certainty. Reagan has proved himself an ally of our wallets, our investments, our economy and our nation. The tax-cuts allowed for more take-home pay, which we were encouraged to invest. This, coupled with a drastic reduction of inflation, lowered the interest rates and rekindled our economy. The unemployment rate has been showing improvements, and this without any major federal make-work job programs. The administration's foreign efforts are being carried out with a combination of strength, determination and tact. The improving relations with China and the cease-fire in the Middle East are proofs that longterm solutions do come about. Reagan: The Perfect President? Of course not. Some of the criticism directed toward the current administration is just; however, much of it is not. The conclusion one draws is this: We are much better off now, compared with three years ago! Yes, we should allow the conservatives another four years of executive power under the experienced leadership of our president. Ronald Reagan. James E. Twomey THE DECISION BY PRESIDENT RMiAN NOT TO VISIT THE PHIUPPINES SAYSTO US THAT WE ARE NOT IMP ORTANT, AND. UPSETS US GREATLY. RANGER r ACCUSATIONS THAT WE COULD NOT HAVE GUARANTEED PROTECTION FOR MR REAGAN ARE NONSENSE. WE HAVE BEEN READY WITH OUR HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY FORCES.^ ^ on the job because she is very dedicated to helping out the veterans. If this is not possible, then a suitable alternative would be accepted. I am planning on holding a Vet's Club meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center, WLLC D174, to discuss this problem and I invite anybody who is concerned about this to attend the meeting. Richard A. Welbon YOU MEAN THOSE VERY SAME BODYGUARDS WHO ESCORTED BENIGNO AQUINO OFF HIS PLANE? 'ANY MORE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. SIR? >, AND THOSE VERY SA ME SHARPSHOOTERS WILL ESCORT YOU OUT OF OUR PALACE. • One success, one flop Parkside's first Homecoming has come and gone, and in an impressive way. Although attendance could have-and should have-been better, it was still a successful three-day event. Coronation of the King (Frank "Rico" Meija) and the Queen (Jeanne Buenker-Phillips) opened the fun Thursday night, a night that Jeanne will remember for quite some time. She won her crown just after 6 p.m. and three hours later officially became president of PSGA. Not too bad for a day's work, eh? There wasn't an overabundance of events during the three days, meaning that there was much open time between the activities, but what there was was certainly fun. The Talent Show Friday night was the best show I had ever seen in my four years here, and the semi-formal dance/casino night Saturday was the perfect end to the festivities. The band was good, the people looked exceptionally sharp, the gambling tables were crowded and the liquor flowed (responsibly, of course). A couple of alumni reunions were held Saturday night, bringing'back many alumni. That was nice for me personally, because I had the opportunity to meet the first editor the Ranger ever had-12 years ago. There were many things that could have been improved upon, of course. That's the way all first-time events are because instead of planning from tradition, the tradition has to be started. The main point, though, is that this tradition has been started, and hopefully it will always be around and will always be better than the year before. What I noticed about this Homecoming (or had pointed out to me) is: more students should have participated, more events should have been scheduled, an effort should have been made to get the facby Ken Meyer, Editor ulty more involved and Saturday's dance should have started much before 9 p.m. (Since everybody was having so much fun, the night was over before people wanted it to be.) So now that Parkside's first Homecoming is history, the Homecoming committee should (and will) sit down and figure out what can be improved, what should be omitted and what can be done to make next year's better. jfl ••••••• While Homecoming was a success, the same cannot be said about PSGA's efforts to get students involved in student government by running in next week's PSGA elections. It's really not PSGA's fault that only five students are on the ballot for the nine Senate seats, one student running for SUFAC's open seat, and nobody wanting to get on the Union Advisory Board. The blame for such an embarassing turnout can be placed in one area-the student body. U 9 <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager Ad representatives -Rhonda Bradley, Karen Norwood, Mary Kaddatz WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie. Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whitney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton. Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every ursday during the acodemit year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer- S'ty o W,sconS,n-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. . 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The commission's proposal, which Aspin'supports, has three key parts involving: replacing 100 Minuteman and Titan II intercontinental ballistic missiles with an equal number of MXs; beginning work on a new missile -a small one with a single warhead -that can be deployed in the 1990s; revising our approach to arms control by placing the emphasis on warhead counts rather than missile counts. Aspin offers four reasons for supporting the MX. He states that emphasizing warhead counts rather than missile counts will bring. Reagan into the mainstream of arms control since, up until now, Reagan has wanted to restrict the number of missiles while packing more warheads on each missile. Secondly, Aspin contends that the MX is the price of admission to the new arms control approach and the singlewarhead weapon. Aspin's third reason: One huhdred MXs would threaten a good portion of the Soviet Union's forces and awaken them to the concern that someday their land-based missiles could be just as vulnerable as ours. Lastly, Aspin believes that the Scowcroft recommendations form a compromise that can move our nuclear arms policy off dead center by concentrating on the goal of working with single-warhead missiles. Aspin's advocacy of the Administration's position on the MX has apparently influenced his colleagues in Congress. Since the Scowcroft recommendations were released, the House and Senate have approved all major bills relating to the MX. On May 25, t he Senate voted 59- 39 to allow the Pentagon to spend $625 million to develop and test the MX. A d ay earlier the House granted similar approval by a 239-186 margin. On July 21, the House voted 220-207 to reverse an effort to strip from a 1984 defense authorization bill $2.56 billion to build the first 27 of the planned 100 MXs. In August, House and Senate negotiaCareer Fair Explore options Pondering your future career or education? If you are, Career Day might be just the event for you. Career Day will be held in the Concourse on Oct 12, from 12-3 p.m. 30 representatives of several businesses, organizations and graduate students will talk to students about career opportunities. The event is held strictly to elicit information about different career opportunities and is not a recruiting fair; therefore all students from freshman to senior standing are encouraged to attend. Students can obtain a listing of jobs available after graduation, the extent of education involved for each and can question the representatives. There wil be something for everyone, so stop by on Oct. 12, for Career Day. tors provided $2.1 billion for production of twenty-one missiles and $2.64 billio n for research and development of the weapons, a smaller mobile missile and related technologies. Most recently, on Sept. 16, the House voted 266-152 t o approve a $187.5 billion fiscal 1984 defense authorization bill that includes funds to produce nerve gas weapons and the MX. Aside from regarding the MX as a first strike, destabilizing weapon that would hinder arms negotiations, opponents of the missile content that the Scowcroft Commission was stacked with pro-MX members, and that the recommendations were nothing more than what the Administration wanted to hear. Military personnel who oppose the missile feel that positioning the missile in the existing silos will not solve the problem of vulnerability to enemy missile attacks. Aspin will speak on Monday, Oct. 10 at noon in Union 106 a s part of the Social Science Roundtable services. The informal luncheon discussion is titled "The Case for the MX Missile." by Sue Cullen Well Day, a health fair to provide free health information and screenings, will be held Oct. 19 and is open to students, faculty, staff, and the community. Community health agencies will be on campus offering 40 different services and screenings, such as posture, blood pressure, hearing, sickle-cell screening and information on premenstrual stress syndrome (PMS). This event is very important, according to Edith Isenberg, director of s tudent health services. "It is up to the individual to maintain or achieve good health. In order to do that, you must have up-to-date information. Well Day is a good way to provide this information to many people at one time," she said. Last year over 2500 people attended Well Day, including an increasing number of senior citizens and families. Student nurses will be interviewing fair-goers to evaluate Well Day and to receive feedback about programs that people would like to see added to the event. Well Day needs volunteers to set up and help registration. "Anyone willing to give even an hour will be welcome," said Isenberg. Potential volunteers should contact Isenberg at the Health Center, Moln. D 115. Isenberg encourages everyone to take advantage of this event. Well Day will run from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Level 1 Concourse. "Parent to Parent" support group offered "Parent to Parent," a support group for first-time parents sponsored by the Child Care Center, will hold its first meeting from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 11 in Room 182 of Tallent Hall. The self-help group, open to men • and women, students and non-students, whether married or single, is designed for expecting parents as well as for parents with children up to IV2 y ears of age. The goal of the program, based on the idea that parents learn from other parents, is to strengthen families through understanding, education, communication and support. The sessions will be led by volunteers who are experienced parents and will cover topics including infant- toddler health, child development, family management, personal growth and child guidance. While parents attend the informal sessions, their children will be cared for free of charge by Child Care Center volunteers. Marilyn Noreen, infant-toddler supervisor at the Child Care Center and a volunteer for the parent program, said subjects discussed would be based on the interests of the parents. Guest speakers representing various fields might occasionally address the group, Noreen said. The first session will be devoted to a discussion of consumerism and how parents can be smart purchasers of such items for their new babies as diapers, cribs and strollers. Other planned topics include "When to Call the Doctor," "To Work or Not To Work," and "Father- Infant Bonding." Dates for the next seven sessions, all of which will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesdays in Room 182 of Tallent Hall, are : Oct. 25, Nov. 8, 29; Dec. 13; Jan. 10, 24; and Feb. 14. For more information, call the Child Care Center at 553-2227. Last .year's Career Fair Health info at Well Day * American Motorshow £ with * JIM BRADLEY £ WRJN - 1400 AM t 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY £ Corrections In last week's story about food service, it was erroneously reported that "the minimal increases in food prices was 50 cents here and there." The correct amount is about 5 cents. In last week's story about Alexander Lichtman, the new math professor from Russia, it incorrectly stated that his specialty, Group Theory, was not offered at Parkside v . 4 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Artists display ceramics Works by two UW-Green Bay ceramic artists, Curt Heuer and Marjorie Mau, with unusual approaches to their medium, will be on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, Oct. 20. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Heuer, who holds a master of fine arts degree from Northern Illinois University and is an assistant professor of visual arts at UWGreen Bay, said he is a ceramicist who uses spatial relationships to help define the uniqueness of "spaces and places." To do so, Heuer creates a "miniature environmental topography" which induces viewers to consider variations in mass, volume, texture and tone, thereby reaching a fuller understanding of objects and the spaces they inhabit. Heuer's work has been featured in numerous juried and non-juried exhibitions throughout the midwest and in California, Utah, New Jersey, Texas and Massachusets. Mau, a Green Bay ceramics instructor, said she takes a more personal, symbolic approach to her ceramic artwork which has been shown in a number of juried and non-juried exhibitions, including a recent show at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine, as well as in shows in Texas, Tennessee, Ohio, Illinois and Indiana. Mau's work has won a number of honors, including purchase awards at two UW-Green Bay Alumni Exhibitions, and a clay, glass and fiber exhibition at the Neville Public museum in Green Bay. Her work also won an exhibition award at the Neville Museum. Mau, who holds a bachelor of arts degree from UW-Green Bay, said she uses colored inks as tools of expression instead of traditional glazes, "which allows the transparent surface to remain pure, and drawing on that surface becomes a final act in the process of selecting areas of impact after the piece has been fired." Heuer's "miniature environmental" All members are encouraged to attend. Meetings will be held in Moln. D139 at 1 p.m. Students, staff and faculty are invited to attend. Amsterdam-Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1983 - Jan. 11, 1984 Cost: $1297 Includes: All transporation, meals, lodging, tours, several excursions. Contact: Dr. Peter DiMeglio Dept. of History UW-Platteville Platteville, Wl. 53818 or call: (608)342-1784 Club Events SWEA SNAP-UWM Engineering Accounting Student Wisconsin Education Association will meet Monday, Oct. 10 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Guest speaker is Jim Ennis of the Racine Education Association. Get ready for the fall convention the weekend of Oct. 28-29. For more details come to the meeting. Students Nurses Association Parkside — UW-Milwaukee will hold its next meeting Monday, Oct. 10 at 12 p.m. in Union 104. Plans for the upcoming Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention, to be held Nov. 4 and 5, will be discussed at this meeting. The Engineering Club will have a meeting on Oct. 12 to hold elections for new officers. All interested students are welcome to attend and participate in these elections. On Oct. 19 another meeting will be held to discuss the future plans and activities of the club. Some of the department administrators, including Professors Akkinapalli Subbarao, Dennis Stevenson and Timothy Fossum, will attend this meeting. Want to go to college, but you don't Have all the money? Here are a few words of advice... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At Heritage Banks we believe everyone should have the opportunity to learn and grow. And we're committed to doing something about it by offering two types of loans for higher education. One loan is just for Students: Our Guaranteed Student Loan can get an undergraduate student as much as $2500 per year for school. Graduate students can get as much -as $5000 per year. Only the student may apply for the loan. And you won't need a co-signer to get it. There's another benefit. You don't start paying back your loan until six months after you leave school. And then you only pay an annual percentage rate of 9%. The other loan is for Parents or Independent Students: Regardless of your adjusted gross family income, parents can borrow up to $3000 annually from Heritage Bank. Non-dependent students can apply for this loan too. The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education ... Another good reason to bank with us! HeritageBanks Heritage Hank Kurine 322U Washing!oii Avenue 637-911) I ® 19 83 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 5901 Durand Avenue 534-65UU Regency Mall Office 3610 Durand Avenue 334-5144 Heritage Bank and Trust 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 Member FDIC Accounting Club will hold a general membership meeting on Oct. 10, 1 p.m. in Union 104. Nominations will be taken for open positions for the spring semester. Anyone interested in Accounting Club is welcome. Vets Club The Vets Club will hold a meeting Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center WLLC D174 to discuss the reduction of veterans services on campus. Anyone receiving veterans benefits should attend to express their concern about this issue. soc Dan Galbraith was elected vicechair of the Student Organization Council (SOC) on Friday, Sept. 23 by the SOC body. Galbraith has served as interim vice-chair since July. Geology Club On Sept. 23 and 24 the Parkside Geology Club hosted the 15th annual UW System Undergraduate Geology Field Conference. Approximately 75 students and professors from the UW System attended the conference. The conference started Friday night with a welcome party in the cafeteria. This party allowed the participants a chance to become acquainted with each other in an informal setting. On Saturday morning following breakfast, the group departed on a day-long field trip, the focal point of the conference. This trip lasted ten hours, covered 150 miles and included six stops (two quarries, two lake bluffs, a gravel pit and an outcrop along a river). At each stop, one or more members of the Geology Club presented a talk on the geology of that particular area. A guide book was prepared for the conference which included state and local geologic maps, a comprehensive road log and a written description of the geology of the individual stops. The field trip was followed by a cocktail hour and banquet held in Union Square. . ... . . , National champion and bbvy PPaahtrniociiAa rC.u mLb!ie Parkside student Gus Sorenson is a national champion here at Parkside. He completed in the 3rd Annual Veterans Wheelchair Games that were held in Long Beach, California. He came home with 8 medals, 7 of them gold and one silver. The games were held Aug. 17-21 and there were 240 competitors from all over the country. Some of the events were: races, field events, rallys, bowling, billiards, craps, basketball and swimming. Sorenson won the most medals out of everyone in the state. He won the silver in the slalom and the golds in 100, 200, 400 and 1500meter races, along with three field events, shot put, discus and club throw. The club throw is similar to a bowling pin in appearance and you distance throw it. "It was great out there," he said. I wanted to win at least one event. I didn't expect to win that man,. Everybody's real friendly, but nobody likes to lose, there is definitely competition." Sorenson trained for the competition during the summer. He came to school and used the facilities and the field events equipment. "The Long Beach track was kind of bad, it had a spongy surface," he said. They've got a lot better one here and that's what I'm used to. I also borrowed a racing wheelchair because it is lighter." . He funded his trip to California with numerous contributions from groups and individuals. "Three guys really helped a lot -Bill Szylkowski, Mike Tussler and Barry Kroll. They were working on Friends needed for kids by Marge Butkus "The kind of people we are looking for are people who are 18 years of age or older-and have survived growing up." That was Diane Solberg's reply when she was asked what kind of people Kenosha's Kin- • ship program is looking for. The Kinship program, which is similar to the Big Brother/Sister program, is looking for full- or part-time students to take part in the program. You must have a car and be properly insured. Volunteers will meet with the assigned child at least once a week, and spend at least three to five hours with him or her. During finals week, you will not be required to fill the three- to five-hour quota, but you will be required to contact the child at least once that week. The children involved in this program range in age from five to 15. The Kinship program asks that volunteers stay involved in the program for at least a year. Solberg said, "The program is designed to befriend and help children from single-parent families by matching them up with mature adults with good character." A general information meeting for people interested in volunteering will be held Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 7 p.m. at the Kinship office, 2001 80th Street, Kenosha. For more information call 658-0151. Suzuki violinists to play A select performing group of young Suzuki violin students from the Haag-Leviton Suzuki Academy of Performing Arts of Mt. Prospect, 111. will appear in concert at the Communication Arts Theater at 7 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 15, under sponsorship of the Suzuki Talent Associates of Racine, Inc. (STAR). The visiting Suzuki performers, under the direction of Betty Haag, have appeared on television on "Good Morning, America" and "Donahue" and have toured widely both in the U. S. and abroad. They have performed for Pope John Paul and, in 1981, opened the World Music Festival in the Netherlands, an honor previously given to the Prague Symphony and the Vienna Boys Choir. They also have given a number of performances with the Chicago Symphony and the Grant Park Symphony. The group includes 40 young violinists. Their director, who holds bachelor and master of music degrees with honors from Indiana University, also studied and worked directly with Dr. Shinichi Suzuki, founder of the Suzuki method of teaching violin to children as young as lxh. years of age. Haag, who has appeared as a concert violinist at Carnegie Hall and toured extensively as a performer in the eastern U. S., currently is teaching at Northwestern University as well as serving as director of the Haag-Leviton Academy. Concert tickets are $3 for children 12 and under and $5 for others. They are available in advance by contacting STAR members Mary Pusch (phone 639-1646), Judy Lanning (554-1823) or Sharon Hanson (632-7147). Preceding the concert, Haag will conduct morning and afternoon workshops for STAR students in the UW-P theater. Teachers, parents, students or others interested in observing Haag at work during those sessions may purchase tickets to the workshops for $3. FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W4I\ OFFICE AI TO BAAK 24-HOIR TELLER BRISTOL IPLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 BERBER FDIC DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 1 20th Ave. KENOSHA. W l 53 142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every N ew B ook & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large S election o f S ci- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbelievable Prices New York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off wheelchairs, at practice and training." Sorenson is a resident of Sturtevant. He served in Viet Nam in the years 1969-70. So far he has accumulated over 200 credits, with a 3.42 GPA. History and Education are Sorenson's main interests. He takes classes mainly because of strong interest. He doesn't adhere to any philosophy of life, but he commented, "I be myself, live, and get by as best I can." Whitman in review Walt Whitman, who is regarded by many readers as America's greatest poet, will be the subject of a talk by Professor Donald Kummings of the English discipline on Wednesday, Oct. 12, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Library. Prof. Kummings will discuss Whitman's life, his works and his importance in American literature. He is the author of Walt Whitman, 1940-1975: A R eference Guide, published by G. K. Hall in 1982. The product of five and one-half years of research and writing, the book is a complete guide to the "boom years" in Whitman studies, when the author of Leaves of Grass emerged as a writer of international stature. In addition to his book, Kummings has published six articles and seven reviews on Whitman. A display on Walt Whitman can be seen on Level I of the library. Kummings' book will be included in the display. The talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. University of Wisconsin Platteville See Castles in the Air AND LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them." Study in London for S2675 per semester. Includes air fare. tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Programs also in Aix-en-Provence, France Copenhagen, Denmark Dublin. Ireland Florence, Italy Heidelberg, Germany Israel (various locations) Lugano, Switzerland Puebla, Mexico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria Seville. Spain For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin—Platteville 725 West Main Street Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 No foreign language proficiency is required. 6 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association inc. Constitution Art. 4 l in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government .Association inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1960 This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the-power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section I. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2, The Senate of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fail, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., inc. Section 5. A-simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A,.inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called oy the Vice President or in the case of the Vice President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting wifhin 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If the President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If a ny bill shell not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. Section •. The Senate shall have the power •o make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in fhe P S G A , Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc. shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote of the entire Senate, in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to fhe Constitution If the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted, in the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is tried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no persorr shall be convicted without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, ap pointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. activities to fhe legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. by a majority vote of the Senate. Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received wifhin one week of the presentation of such request to the P.S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report. The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of fhe Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of fhe entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of fhe P.S.G.A., inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A., Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, wifhin this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during fhe term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for fhe same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of h e office of the Presidency or Vice Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I w ill faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is lound to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will rot be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume fhe office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other ofticers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of two thirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., inc. budget, but shall not line item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of if, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that fhe Senate of the P.S.G.A , inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the con Stifutionaiity of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, and the faculty of fhe University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - P arkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have fhe responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of fhe P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election, in addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Ad ministration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on fhe Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with fhe confirmation of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-iarge seat on fhe Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon fhe call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend fhe Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf fhe Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to fhe Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G .A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore fn negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor capnot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review fhe allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free fo assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free fo use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section 5. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6 . Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkkssiiddee hbiinndd iinnng contracts. ARTICLE V Section t. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice President, remaining legislative seats, one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or fo request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of fhe reason(s) for removal from office. This most deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present fhe petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will fake place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within, five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop fo less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented fhe petition, fhe election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, if shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission fo the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within fhe classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin Park ide Student Disciplinary Procedures Chap'er UWS 17. Section 5. Sluse.its shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic pe'formance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance estab :shed for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and dlsciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available fo persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to fhe student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscdnsin - Parkside. FALL SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 12 and 13 Petitions Available in P.S.G.A Office Homecoming '83 gegtoXg Continued from Page 1 Tunks. Rock videos followed the show in Union Square, which also had a substantial audience. Saturday morning the Alumni Association sponsored sports events and a Western-style BBQ. About 200 people were served at the BBQ, 25 participated in the run and 12 in the tennis clinic and golf outing. "Basically, it's a good start," said Tom Krimmel, director of Development and Alumni Affairs. He feels that the Homecoming BBQ and dance are events that should continue at future homecomings. "Attendance for this first event was very good, considering people didn't know what to expect. Attendance will grow, although it may" take two to three years to establish (homecoming) as a major campus event," said Krimmel. The Madison Badgers topped the Rangers 2-0 in the Homecoming soccer game. About 150 people attended the game. "Saturday evening was a tremendous success," said Tunks. "The casino was very popular; in fact, six blackjack tables were not enough." Tunks said that the whole concept went over well. Main Place was transformed into a Las Vegas nightclub. The John Bunic Big Band provided dance music; hors d'oeuvres and drinks were consumed, and the dim lighting and elaborate decorations highlighted the atmosphere. "The only problem was that the balloons didn't come down as planned, but that was only a minor problem," said Tunks. The casino and raffle were the prevailing activities of the evening. "Casino players really weren't trying to win to get raffle tickets; they were playing to beat the house," she said. Tunks said that the casino dealers had just as much fun as the participants and some did not want to surrender their shifts. The attire of the participants was quite elaborate. "Everyone came out in their finest," she said. There was also a good mix of p eople in attendance- faculty, staff, alumni and students. Tunks feels that the basic format should be continued and the changes for the future will be minor. "The whole committee should be very proud of themselves and we'd like to thank the Union, Food Services and the casino dealers for all their help," said Tunks. She concluded: "This was a very good start for a traditional activity at Parkside." Photos by Michael Kailas The Homecoming King and Queen court: (from left to right) Laurie Maes, Scott Peterson, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips, Frank "Rico" Meija, Todd Murray, Carmen Acosta. (Right) Homecoming committee chairperson Terry Tunks and PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band, (above) I 8 Thursday, October 6,1983 ' Homecoir Spectators and players enjoy one of the blackjack tables while dances fill up the backgrc Homecoming Queen Jeanne Buenker-Phillips stands by the casino night bank. One dance/casino night patron rests in Mid-Main Place. A crowd gathers around the casino's craps table. Pat Hen9 Thursday, October 6,1983 Bartenders worked hard to quench the gamblers' and dancers' thirsts. Homecoming photos by Michael Kailas Hangar photo by Karan Trandel Cheerleaders joke around during Saturday afternoon's barbecue before the soccer game. Davis emcees Parkside Talent show The Tritones An interview with comedian/juggler Michael Davis Comedian/juggler Michael Davis by Rick Luehr Last Friday an unfortunately small crowd was thoroughly entertained by a variety show hosted by Michael Davis. Davis is an extremely talented juggler/comedian who has appeared on Broadway in "Sugar Babies" and on such T. V. shows as Saturday Night Live and The News is the. News. After the show I had the opportunity to talk to this multi-talented performer. -» Q: A fe w days ago, you were on natonal television watched by millions of people, and tonight you were here in front of only about 200 people. What is it like going from such a large audience to a small group? A:You mean, why weren't there more people here? Q: Which do you prefer, the large or small audience? A: Well, you know the old expression about apples and oranges. There's a total different energy when you're doing it on television than when you're doing it for a large crowd. I didn't find that performance particularly satisfying in front of a large, large audience because they really didn't get a chance to know me. In front of a smaller audience where I can do more material and feel more comfortable with the crowd, I feel a lot more comfortable. If the benefits of both • performances-were the • Dick Oberbruner Carmen Acosta there" and I say, "Thank you" and I just go on to the next job...I don't care if I'm ever really famous, I just like entertaining and I want to keep on going. Q: I just want you to know how much I enjoyed your act. A: Well, I really think you have to see my act live, more than on television. It works on television, but it's better live because I play off the audience and what I like doing most is the ad-libs. Q: It's too bad there's nothing like vaudeville today for performers like you. A: Well, there never will be. It's not so much the money...The problem is that people won't go out of their houses to go out and see things. When they spend eight hours a day watching television, they just become accustomed to that. Performing used to be really special. When you went to see a vaudeville performance, it really made a lasting, moving impression-like when you went to see a play. How many people go to see plays? They are very expensive, but vaudeville was popular entertainment-it wasn't that expensive. The lowest common denominator of television is that you see one thing and so many people see it, that's why they eat things up so quickly. That's why the level of television has dropped so low. Very little on television is art. Very few performers have learned how to make the medium of television an art. We learned how to make it documentary and how to pay games with it, how to make it dramatic, like soap operas. What we've learned to do is turn television into an electronic peeping torn. We've set up these fantasies and watched them, but it's not art, it's just dramatic life which can be artistic. There is a certain art to that-the definition of art is very vague. Q: I would say what you do is art. A:I would say there's a lot of craft in what I do and the art of what I do is doing it in front of people. So unless you're there in the audience, you don't really experience the art of it. Talent show photos by Dave McEvoy same, I would pick the small audience. But, the way it works out is that you have to do the large audience, you can't just perform for small audiences. But I like small audiences. Q: Most of the television you've done has been live. You've done Saturday Night Live and The News Is The News. Do you like that better than working tape or is it just circumstances? A: Just circumstances. They pick me for the live shows. Well, there is more tension when you're juggling if the audience knows that if you drop something they're going to see it. I think that's good about doing the live show. Q: When did you start juggling? A: Right out of high school. I was employed and was working at a pizza delivery, and I wanted to get into show business. So, some friends of mine were going to college and they learned how to juggle in college and I wasn't going to college at the time. One day I came home and my roommate was juggling and I knew that he was less coordinated than I was, so I knew I could do it if I tried. So I did and it worked out. Q: In your act you juggle an axe, a meat cleaver and a machete. When did you first get the urge to juggle with sharp implements? A: It's something I was born with. Q: Have you ever hurt yourself doing that? • • A: f refuse to answer that on the • grounds that I may imperil my livelihood. Q: What was your first big break? A: I don't know that I've hit it big -yet. I've had a lot of good jobs and each job follows the last job. Broadway was the biggest break that I had. Actually the biggest break was signing with the manager that I signed with who manages a lot of comedians like Woody Allen Robyn Williams and Robert Klein. He took an interest in me and that was the biggest single break in my career. Q: Did your manager show you off or were you discovered by someone? A: I've been discovered a million times by a lot of different people who keep saying, "you're great, you should be here; -yoD-should be* Davis* in action RANGER 11 Thursday, October 6,1983 Home SWeet So It by John Homecoming Goes Kovaiic Well, i t's over. Homecoming '83 is history. Or, as they say in the industry, c'est finis. Or rather, to quote a relatively famous football commentator, "Turn out the lights; the party's over." Yes, the new beginning is finished. But what a weekend it was. I must admit, it was not nearly the flop I assumed it would be. In fact, it was pretty well handled. I guess most of the people had a good enough time. I know I did. That is to say, it almost worked. Which brings me to the meat of the article. What went wrong? The answer is brief. Nothing really went wrong, as such. It's just that nothing went totally right. But that doesn't mean it wasn't successful. It was, considering that this was the first event of its type in Parkside's somewhat succinct history. It's sort of like losing a ballgame, but beating the point spread. ••••••• Events kicked off on Thursday afternoon with the coronation of the Homecoming King and Queen. These prestigous honors were, I think it is well known, thrust upon Jeanne "Spunker" Phillips (who also became PSGA's president last week, thus making Parkside the world's first true constitutional monarchy) and Frank "Rico" Mejia. What is not so well-known is how they came to receive these titles. Money. And vast quantities of it. A hell of a lot of pennies. Mucho dinero. Lots of lira. You could vote for as many candidates you wanted as often as you liked. Only you needed a penny to do so every time. Rico received 6,450 "votes." Jeanne got 7,296. Over 36,000 "votes" were cast for all the candidates, roughly translating to $350 f or the scholarship fund. As there were only about 650 votes cast in last spring's presidential elections (one student-one vote), this means somebody's got an awful lot of rich friends. Also, from an economist's point of view, this means that the equilibrium price of a royal title lies somewhere around the $70 li ne. So if you want to be king or queen next year, just bring the cash. I think they're going to be auctioning it off. ••••••• While the royal couple was parading around campus, our almost-famous soccer team was busy being beaten by the Badgers. The score was nothing to be embarrassed about, especially considering that half of the Madison team appeared to be Argentinian all-stars. In fact, our lads did rather well, even if t hey do think they should have done better. But they still managed to muck up Parkside's unbeaten Homecoming record. Good thing it wasn't to an Australian team. ••••••• Friday night was highlighted by the "Michael Davis talent show." This was by far the most successful event in my incredibly biased opinion. Davis himself was superb, but you can read about that elsewhere. What really gave the evening a touch of magic, though I heard other words used, were the performances by Parkside's own neo-vaudevillians. The evening opened with the now infamous Men of a Couple Voices, who trotted through such classics as Kermit the Frog and Ronald Reagan, while most of the audience was busy internally hemorrhaging: Other acts included the reckless Dick Oberbruner on guitar and guts, Carmen "Dancin* Fool" Acosta and the "Faculty Moonlighters." Special mention must go to the "Faculty Moonlighters," as Wayne Johnson expressly forbade me to mention them. Although I won't say exactly what went on, at least I now know what Philosophy professors do in their spare time. The audience was treated to the time of their lives, and the $1.50 cover charge was well worth it. All of the brave souls who risked, and will probably receive, public humiliation, deserve all the praise they can prise out of people. ••••••• But the "big event" was easily Saturday night's semi-formal dance. The atmosphere was positively electric as the masses gathered for what was billed as the biggest thing at Parkside since Chancellor Guskin found the itching powder in his athletic supporter. The elite waited with bated breath and were not disappointed. The John Bunic Big Band shook their funky groove thing and the night came alive. A "casino" was constructed in lower main place and I promptly lost my shirt to Nick "The Knife" Thome (who needed a clean one, anyway) in an obviously weighted dice game. So what went wrong with Parkside's first-ever Homecoming? Parkside students. Yet another major, well-organized, fun event passed by with so little support from the student body that it was almost embarrassing. The apathy was rampant. But word will spread, and we hope that next year's homecoming will be seen by more than a tenth (a high estimate) of the student population. You should have been there. It was worth it. At least we beat the point-spread. Physics Club honored The Parkside student Physics Club for the second consecutive year has been designated an Outstanding Chapter of the National Society of Physics Students, which is headquartered in New York City, with more than 500 chapters nationwide. The Parkside chapter was one of 31 selected for the 1983 honor, which was based on range of activities and extent of student involvement. Physics professor Stepehen D. Luzader, who advises the Physics Club, said the group had been involved in numerous activites over the past year, including hosting a conference of students and faculty COMPLETE AUTO BODY REPAIRS & PAINTING YOU MAY NOT NEED US NOW...BUT REMEMBER KENO WHEN YOU DO. WE'RE THE PROFESSIONALS. 5725 5th Ave. Downtown Kenosha Ph. 654-0249 Hours: MOM.—FBI- 8 am - 4:30 pm Kenosha's Finest BODY Rod P. Bruno, Owner The Coffeehouse hosts... by Nick Thome In the beginning, God created New York. Why? We mortals may never know. Then, God created Greenwich Village. Strike two. Yet, for some strange reason, artists, writers, intellectuals and musicians migrated there. These people found that talking or performing their works in the streets of New York was not good for their health. So God, in his or her great wisdom, gave them a safe place to gather, the Coffeehouse. The artists displayed their works on the walls, as the musicians played their music for the coins people gave them, while the intellectuals talked of relevance, revolution and what they could do to raise the rent money. The tradition of the Coffeehouse is still alive at Parkside. Except our coffee tastes better and the artists don't pass the hat for their livelihood. Th e c u r r e n t chairperson/chairwoman/chairman (choose your own) of the PAB Coffeehouse Committee is Rhonda Bradley, alias O. P. (pronounced Oh Pea). Recently I had the opportunity to talk to Rhonda about the program. The following are segments of the discussion we had. "What's it all about, O. P.?" "The Coffeehouse program was set up to give the students a place to sit back, relax and enjoy themselves. It's a nice change of pace in the busy student routine," Rhonda informed me. "Could you tell me who's scheduled to perform this semester?" asked I. "Sure," she replied, "The next coffeehouse act will be Smith and Mayer, two very talented musicians. They will appear in the Union Bazaar from 12 to 2 p.m. and 8 to 10 p.m. on Oct. 12. The following act will be John Hunsbuscher on Oct. 26. He is known for his sense of humor, a very good act. Nov. 2, Barry Drake, a musician who just played Europe and is recognized by Billboard Magazine, will appear here. Then, on Nov. 16 it will be the Parkside students' chance to perform on the first Open Stage of the year." "How can students register for the Open Stage?" I inquired. "Real easy," she answered. "Applications for the Open Stage will be available at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board Office, in Union 202." "What kinds of acts are you looking for?" -It*****************-K * * * * * * * Coffeehouse presents the music of SnTith and Mayer Union Bazaar 12 - 2 pm 8 - 1 0 p m Wednesday, Oct. 12 FREE! * * * * * * +++* W¥WW-¥-¥-¥--¥-W*W-¥-W-¥* TONIGHT OCT. 6 The Rock Of CHE & & PTOLECUO=U Union Square Doors open 8 pm $1 Students Proof of age, Parkside ID require d 12 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER 1 DECIDED TO CHECK THE PORNAPPLES' NEIGHBORS IN CASE THEY'D SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS. I PASSED A DOOR-TO- DOOR SALESMAN ON THE WAY. X THE SON HAD RECALLED A BE ARD ON THE FIRST ROBBERY SUSPECT. I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN YORE PREPARED?] I'D WALKED RIGHT INTO A RUNNING GAG. S0DE*6! ffPC0OT2l<? JOE"Goes Tt> UkuueRSiTY. \towW OLX> FRvetuD. F\£*T . 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Slam dancing banned at U. of Minn. Slam dancing has been slammed by University of Minnesota officials. Students Activities Coordinator Carl Nelson ordered recently that bands that attract slam dancers will not be booked on campus. That decision came after several people were injured during a Dead Kennedy's concert and is designed to protect the university from legal liability. Some student leaders are upset the policy was enacted without their input. • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ball s • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Asorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts RANGER 13 Thursday, October 6,1983 A Week at the Park The Protectors rock Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The feature film this week is The Outsiders, the movie version of the action-packed best seller. Matt Dillon stars in the movie, which will be shown in the Union Cinema Theater today at 3:30 p.m., tomorrow at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Admission is only $1, so you can easily afford to take a date to the movies once again. PAB sponsors the movies each week. Next week they'll bring you Das Boot. • •••••• With the high movie prices of today, a free movie is definitely welcome. The Legacy will be showing in the Union Cinema Theater at 7 p.m. this Tuesday. As usual, admission is free and sponsored by PAB. Come on out to the Union Square tonight and rock with the music of The Protectors. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $1 for a guest. The dance is sponsored by PAB. ' ••••••• There will be a Coffeehouse this Wednesday, which features "Smith and Mayer." It will be held in the Union Square from noon until 2 p.m and 8 to 10 p.m. This activity is free to anyone. ••••••• Congressman Les Aspin will talk on The Case for the MX Missile this Monday, The Round Table will be at noon in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Coffeehouse, continued - Continued from Page 11 "Musicians, jugglers, mimes, comedians- anything that's legal and has some socially redeeming value. This stage is open to any current students, faculty or alumni members." "It sounds like your committee does a lot of work. How many people are on the Coffeehouse Committee?" "At this time, there are only six members, but we are always looking for more. In fact, if any students are interested in joining the committee, just come on up to Union 202 and ask for me. If I'm not there, leave a number and I'll call you back. We need people for promotion, advertising and art work. "It is work, but it's really a good time. Plus, it doesn't look bad on your resume." Well, thanks for your time, O. P., and continued good luck with the committee. ••••••• The foreign film this week is Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears. It will be shown today at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Sunday. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series at the Union Information Center. ••••••• In the Union Square, you can see the video tape Tommy at noon this Monday. If you miss it then, you will have another chance to see it on Tuesday at 9:15 p.m. or next Thursday at noon. The video will be played on the seven foot screen and admission will be free. ••••••• The Protectors come to Parkside tonight. Are you having trouble deciding on a career? You can get information during Career Days on Wednesday from noon to 3 p.m. Displays will be set up in the Union and Molinaro buildings. Everyone is welcome. ••••••• Next Thursday there will be a bus trip to Chicago's Board of Trade. The program is called "Thrills and Chills in the Pit" and is sponsored by UW Extension. For details call Ext. 2312. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE PAVS IN Steamboat A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time $269 Att.tn'tefnenls hi I < HO TRAVEL INC WITH TRANSPORTATION J A N U A R Y 1 • 9 FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS. THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS'' PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A TLUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. • 'A* SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 c - ' X 14 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Last Thursday signaled the kickoff of the intramural flag football season at Parkside with eight teams ready to take the gridiron. Team entries with their team number and captain are: 1. The Grapplers (John Winter); 2. The Mass Wasters (Roberta Kellog); 3. The Blitzed (Joe Stancato); 4. The "Y" Team (Gwen Sharrett); 5. The Gladiators (Mark Peterson); 6. Absolute Ethanol (Darryl Sauer); 7. Priests and Bishops (Beth Callahan); 8. The Jerk-Offs (Kurt Weis). This represents double the number of entries from last season. All games this year are being played in a new location — o n the mall area just east of the Union building. This new location should provide more convenient parking for both players and spectators and give close access to the Union for post-game socializing. The first game of the season saw the Grapplers take on the Mass Wasters. This season opener turned out to be a real defensive battle with both teams notching a lone touchdown going into the fourth quarter. The Mass Wasters maintained a slim lead, however, of 8-6 by virtue of their 2 point conversion after the touchdown. The fourth quarter saw the Grapplers, mired deep in their own territory, fumble into the end zone for a safety. The Mass Wasters hung on to the 10-6 margin, despite a last ditch offensive by the Grapplers, to claim the first victory of the year. The second game Thursday saw the "Y" team take on The Blitzed. In a contrast to the first game, scoring was heavy from the outset with the Blitzed scoring early in the first quarter for 6-0 lead. Another quick touchdown saw the Blitzed lead go to 12-0. The "Y" then bounced back with a score of their own to close the margain to 12-6 but this lone touchdown proved to be their last hurrah. A combination of deep punting on defense & pin point passing on offense carried the Blitzed to a 36-6 victory in their first game of the season. Despite the apparent lopsided score both teams displayed a strong intensity throughout the game which kept even the most jaded spectator on the edge of their seat. Intramural flag football will continue every Tuesday-Thursday with games at 4pm, 5pm and 6pm, through the last week of October. Track meets Track team meeting will be held on Tuesday, Oct. 11. Anyone interested in running men's tack, please attend the meeting in the upstairs lounge in the Physical Education building at 3 p.m. Volleyball team places second in UW-P Classic Ranger needs sportswriters by Robb Luehr Sports Editor This past weekend Parkside hosted one of the best-played events of the fall—the Parkside Classic Volleyball tournament. Four teams competed: Ferris State (Mich.), College of St. Francis, Lewis University and Parkside. On Friday night, Sept. 30, Ferris State reached the finals by defeating St. Francis in three games (out of five). Saturday morning, Oct. 1, the Ranger girls had to work to get, past Lewis. Lewis forced a fifth: game by winning two games in a @ VIDEO Free The Who in "Tommy Mon., Oct. 10 - noon Tues., Oct. 11- 9:15 pm Thurs., Oct. 13 - noon Fri., Oct. 14 - 2 pm Union Square FREE! Tuesday, Oct. 11, 7 p.m. Union Cinema Theatre row after losing the first two. The scores were 15-3, 15-10, 9-15, 13-15, 16-14. This set up a final between Parkside and Ferris State. It promised to be a whale of a match. It was. Both teams were playing well up to the final, and it continued throughout the championship match. The two squads traded off winning games, with Ferris State taking games one and three; Parkside, games two and four. By this time, the Parkside women had to be tiring, because they already had played a tough five games earlier in the afternoon. Ferris State played their preliminary match the night before, so they were well rested. Still, the fifth game of the match was hotly contested; but in the end, the Ferris. State girls prevailed in a very close game. The scores: 15-8, 1-15, 15-11, 13-15, 15-12. Parkside is now 15-3 for the season. Despite the fine record, Coach Terry Paulson feels that "the offense still sputters at times," but that "the defense is almost there." In order to play as a cohesive unit, the women must "communicate on and off the court," according to Paulson. He does note, however, that his team is "working on being a family." ••••••••••••••••••• * FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE £ W A $2.50 VALUE WITH ^ jL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE r0, P0N PRR J FAMILY PIZZA CARL'S PIZZA PLUS (FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) ^LATHROP & 21 ST (ALMOST) RACINE by Patricia Cumbie The men's cross country team came back from Loyola Invitational on Chicago's lakefront victorious. This is the first victory for the team so far this season. "It feels great to win, we still didn't have all our top runners. We were way ahead of the other teams, with a 37-point spread between us and the second place team," Coach Lucian Rosa said. Parkside scored 47 points, UWMilwaukee scored 84 and the third place team, Loyola, scored 88. There were 15 teams in attendance. The Parkside finishers were: Tim Renzelmann (2), 25:38; George Kapheim (5) 25:49; Rich Miller (11), 26:16; Ted Miller (14) 26:27; Andy Serrano (15) 26:27; Rod Condon (25) 26:55 and Mark Manning (36) 27:11. "I am very pleased with all the runners so far," commented Rosa. "Tim (Renzelmann) has been running well and keeps improving week to week. He has a good chance to become an Ail-American. Rich Miller has been doing a good job; Andy (Serrano) is also having a good year. Ted Miller has a bad cold and he should run faster next week. My top eight runners are doing well." Next weekend the team will compete at Notre Dame. "This will be a fun course, and the team will probably make their personal best. I still have things to see, because Nationals will be coming up Oct. 29. I should have my whole team healthy for that," Rosa added. CUSTOMER DINE IN ONLY 633-6307 * * * Outsiders They weren't looking for a fight... just to belong. ft Oct. 6 — 3:30 p.m. Oct. 7 — 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m Oct. 9 - 7:30 p.m. Union Cinema Theater Cheerleaders recruiting by Sue Cullen Why be a cheerleader? "To gain a wider interest in Parkside and its athletic activities, and of course, to boost school spirit," said Marilyn Bugenhagen, cheerleading advisors. If you are thinking of being af cheerleader, it is not too late to take part in the upcoming workshop which will assist new recruits in perfecting cheers. As part of the procedure, present cheerleaders will give newcomers words to which each must make up their own cheer. The recruits will then practice their cheers, plus a variety of others. "It (the workshop) is a very good preparation for tryouts," said Bugenhagen. The pom-pom squad, which is just beginning, will also have a workshop to assist novices with routines. The cheerleading squad is also looking for a spirited person to be the Ranger Bear-preferably someone 5'8" or over. Anyone with questions about the pom-pom squad, cheerleading or Ranger Bear should contact Marilyn in Union 209, or see pom-pom captain Ernestine Weisinger or cheerleading captain Kris Anderson. Intramurals X-Country Flag football season opens 'ZZZh 15 Thursday, October 6,1983 Interview Athletic Director Dannehl speaks sports by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Ranger recently interviewed Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl about the athletic program for the coming year. Q: What are the duties of the athletic director? A: Actually, the duties of the athletic director here vary considerably from those at other institutions. In major institutions, the athletic directors are almost exclusively involved with athletics; whereas here we're involved with physical education, intramurals, controlling and scheduling of buildings, and those kinds of things. In other words, we're involved in a lot of things other than ju st sports and athletics. Community outreach, you know; we do road races, cross country skiing, clin ics. Q:What are some of the big changes in the Athletic Department, such as sports being dropped, etc.? A: At this point in time, we have no changes; we have the same exact program th at we had for the last 10 or 12 years. However, we have been suffering for the past two or three years from some budget reductions and staff reductions. We lost two staff members two years ag o. We did drop men's and women's swimming. We also lost an assistant basketball coaching positio n, a full time position. Then, this last year, eff ective the 1984-85 year, we've lost one more Classifieds WANTED PEER SUPPORT is looking for a person to volunteer their talents as a calligraphists. Ideal person wo uld be someone in terested in art. (Maybe an art major.) Please contact the Peer Support Organizaton, l ocation WLLC-D- 175 or 553 -2706 A VOLUNTEER administrator for Peer Support. Great experience for business majors and anyone hoping to be in a managerial position someday. Apply in Peer Support office or call 553-2706. DEATH ROW PRISONER. Caucasian male, age 37, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form some ki nd of friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas . Write Jim Jeffers, Box B-38604, Florence AZ 8523 2. PERSONALS GREG R. li kes the Big Chill!!! GREG R. is into Frozen Bananas. RICK G. l ikes frozen bananas, too!?! What about Greg? THE QUESTION IS: Does Kathy like Frozen Bananas?? YES!! K & D: I really wanted to swim, but frozen bananas prevented me. Pat. I'VE HEARD about cold shoulders before, but frozen bananas ? KAREN HITS a lot of balls playing pool! But wnat about frozen bananas? ANYONE for a Homecoming flag football game wit hout injuries??! S & M is coming. Wed., Oct. 12. 12-2 p.m. and £10 P ro >n the Union Bazaar. M. SCOON: I Love You!! C. Scoon. BRIGHT EYES Holey Shirt!! The enstapied TO KATE: I hope we can talk again and M?D Y,ou re a Sreat friend! Joey. LEROY: Considering being a lifetime stu- Keep on colecoing. Smack. MARVIE: When are you and Wally getting married? Smack. YITO: The world doesn't revolve around mad Italians. Parkside just isn't the same... BONNIE: Stop all of that rhetorical nonsen- I se; read a play. GOME SEE VRU" live! Oct. 14 at Craigs downstairs. Hwy. 100 and Layton. Wayne Dannehl position; in other words, we've had one person notified that his contract will not be renewed after this year. What that does in regards to the number of sports that we have, we don't know; that remains t o be seen. It might be that in future years we will be using more of what we call 'ad hoc' or part-time coaches. On the other hand, we may just drop some sports. Other than that, we're charging straight ahead, just doing everything we've always done. We have about 18 different sports; some people think that's too many, some people think it's not enough. Most of the schools in the Wisconsin University system have about that many. Some of them are bigger than us, and some of them are smaller. Most of them also have football, which is just a real big drain on your resources, even at the small time level. It just involves so many people, even though you're not playing in front of 80,000 people like they do at Madison. Of course, we don't have that, and probably never will. Q: How are the teams expected to do this year? A: Well, I think we're going to have a p retty good year. Considering the size of our school...of course, we've always done very, very well, particularly at the national level. Our teams have done extremely well, particularly in wrestling, track and f ield, cross-country and basketball off and on. Statewide, we do very well, too. In soccer, we had the best year we've ever had last year, and we were one game away from going to the national tournament. We lost to the perennial power of the midwest, Quincy, from the St. Louis area, where they've been playing soccer for 30 years, long before the rest of the nation knew what the game was. We're doing some exciting things this year with some of the athletic teams. We're hosting a large basketball tournament for women in January and we're hosting a men's basketball tournament right after the beginning of the new year. I t will be the first tournament for the women's teams and a retu rn of the men's after a one-year absence. The men's tournament is going to be a crackerjack one, because we have ourselves, our traditional archrivals, Eau Claire, UW-Milwaukee and Lakeland College. This fall, we're hosting an NCAA regional cross-country championship, the NCAA Division II Championship, and the NAIA national championship, so we're going to be very, very busy with cross-country this fall. We're hopeful that our kids will do very, very well. Last year, the women were fifth in the nation in the NCAA in cross coun- PONY EXPRESS presents THE BRTTA jComplete Beatles ReviewJ Friday, Oct. 7-10:00 pm - 1:30 am $2 Cover Charge Also: FLASHRPDM Music from the 50's and 60's Saturday, Oct. 8-9:30 pm - 1:30 am No Cover Charge Bar open daily 11:00 am - 2:00 pm DAYTIME SPECIALS: Cans of ^ \ , ,beer, 75«; Highballs 75« SERVING hIm SANDWICHES and P IZZA try, and I hope they will do as wel l or better on our home course. A little later in the year, we host a regional wrestling championship. In between time we have lots of other things going on. Our women's volleyball team is very competitive. We participate in both the NCAA and the NAIA. I think we'll do very well. Q: And men's basketball, too, after the showing late in the season last year...? A: We should have a pretty good team this year. We have the toughest basketball schedule we've ever had. We play Chicago State twice; Lewis University is a powerhouse; we'll be playing Eau Claire probably twice; we're playing Steven? Point away. So w e're looking forward to a good season. We have some very fi ne athletes here. Q: Are- there any coaching changes this year? A: No, everybody who was head coach last year is head coach this year. Q: What about Red Oberbruner? A: He retired as a f ull-time employee of the university. He wil^ still be baseball coach, but now on a p art-time basis. We also have a part-time coach in volleyball, Terry Paulson; and Mike DeWitt is our women's cross-country and track coach. Both teach elementary school in Racine. Ranger needs sportswriters MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN THIS COMING WEEK MON. OCT 10 PITTSBURGH vs. CINCINNATI • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION IOMING SPECIAL: Monday, Oct. 17 Packers vs. Washington Redskins J $1°° Brat Special v Soccer Badgers win, dim first Homecoming by Robb Luebr Sports Editor Parkside's first homecoming celebration was pretty successful, except for one thing. The soccer team was beaten by the Wisconsin Badgers 2-0. The score reflects the game pretty accurately. Wisconsin came into the game with a record of 3-3-2, mostly against other NCAA Division I schools. Parkside's record was 4-4. Hal Henderson's squad started out strong, keeping the ball in the Wisconsin zone for most of the first 11 minutes of the first half. They weren't able to score, but they kept the pressure on. With 11 y2 minutes gone, the Badgers worked the ball downfield quickly. They had a corner kick after the Rangers kicked the ball over the end line. With 33.02 left in the half, Wisconsin scored the first goal of the game off the corner kick. The ball was headed-in over the outstretched hands of goalie Dan Opferman right in the center of the net. The rest of the first half was scoreless with both teams moving the ball. The Rangers' first goal opportunity to score came at the 30:13 mark of the half, but the attempts were thwarted by a good defensive play. At the 29:10 mark, the Rangers had a penalty kick, but they couldn't get the ball in the net. . Parkside also had three corner kicks, but the Badgers' defense cleared out the ball every time. The first half ended with Wisconsin leading 1-0. The second half wasn't much different from the first. Both teams kept the ball moving up and down the field, and had scoring opportunities, but the defenses were equal to the challenges. Then, with 18:15 left in the game, the Badgers scored their second goal of the game. Dan Opferman dove to the ground to stop a shot, the ball rebounded off of him, and a Badger player put the ball in over Opferman's prone body. Neither team mounted a major threat after that. Coach Henderson said after the game that "we didn't want it as bad as they did." He also said that his team had a chance to get back 7VV V.' rMf' v „ '' VvV —% * i Ranger photo by Gary Zalokar Parkside's Don Matanowski (2) and Mike Nowak battle UW-Madison defenders. Soccer team into the game in the second half, but that "the second goal broke our back." The major problem holding the Rangers back is the fact that the team is made up of mostly underclassmen. There are only three seniors and two juniors on the team. This could be considered a rebuilding year for Henderson's team. It would be nice to see this team do well the rest of the season; and looking at the rest of the schedule, there is a good chance to see improvement. On Wednesday, Oct. 5, the Rangers hosted Marquette. Results next week. This coming weekend will be a test for the young Parkside team as they compete in the Panther Invitational, hosted by UW-Milwaukee. It is being held at Bavarian Field in Milwaukee beginning at 2 p.m. Saturday. Si J ••BBS Mike Nowak (left) in action •••••• Ranger Photo by Karen Trandel Kenosha Savings and Loan NECKING! 10S©S to UW-GB ' m your choice of TWO great accounts! by Mike Baumgardner Parkside's soccer team traveled to Green Bay on Sept. 28 to face UW-Green Bay, who were coming off a four-game winning streak. Parkside coach Hal Henderson was confident going into the game. The Rangers held the hot UWGreen Bay team scoreless in the first half, but Parkside could not score, either. The second half started out well, but soon the Phoenix exerted themselves, scoring four goals in the half for a 4-0 victory. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Enrollment tops 6000 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. October 13, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Enrollment tops 6000 UW -Parkside's 1983 fall enroll­ ment has topped 6,000 f or the first time in the university's history. Unofficial but very-close-to-final figures show Parkside enrollment at 6046, an increase of 3 percent over last fall's 5850. New freshmen are up a record 13 percent, from 954 la st year to 1075. Those new freshmen combined with 520 new undergraduate stu­ dents who transferred in from other schools this fall, gives Parksi­ de 1595 new undergraduate stu­ dents, which is about 28 p ercent of the total undergrad enrollment of 5683. In addition, 491 undergraduates who had previously attended Park- side but had voluntarily dropped out (classified as reentry student) returned this fall. Some 3433 undergraduate stu­ dents continued their educations at Parkside this fall, up nearly 7 per­ cent from last year. Graduate enrollment in master's degree programs in business admin­ istration and public administration this fall is up four students over last year. Since 1978, when master's de­ gree work in those fields was first begun, enrollment has increased 80 percent, from 201 to 363 students. Students are taking more credits, too. Full-time equivalent students- a statistical way of combining full­ time and part-time students-is up 7 percent from 3891 to 4149. The average number of credits taken by an undergraduate student also rose from 10.31 to an all-time high of 10.66. More than 80 percent, 4944, of UW-P students are seeking degrees, while 1102 are taking courses for personal enrichment or specific job skills. These latter students, called "specials," are down 118 in number from last year's 1220. Parkside also reported that 647 students-about one in every nine students-were notified that they had been dropped from the univer­ sity for academic reasons last year- 352 for grade point deficiencies, mostly freshmen and sophomores, and 295 for failing to pass their Col­ legiate Skills competency require­ ments in reading, writing, mathe­ matics, library use and research papers by the time they are juniors. University records show that about one-third of those who are dropped for low grade points are readmitted under a strict probation policy, and that about two-thirds of those who have not passed their academic skills requirements get a second chance and usually success­ fully complete them. The net stu­ dent enrollment loss from aca­ demic drops is about 400 a year, of­ ficials say. UW enrollment up 1.4% The UW System enrollment has increased 1.4 percent (2296 students) for a total of 161,650. The unexpected greater sys­ tem-wide enrollment means at least an estimated $3.7 million more in tuition and fees for the system. Parkside may. get part of that money, depending on how the UW Board of Regents allocates it. The UW s ystem expected en­ rollments to drop this year be­ cause an improving economy would attract those on campus into jobs. System-wide enrollments showed the proportion of Wisconsin's 18-year-olds enrol­ ling in university campuses in­ creased from 26.5 percent to 28.5 percent. The peak of 29 per­ cent was reached during the Vietnam War. Worker involvement brings improvement Public Forum by Kari Dixon The increase of worker involve­ ment in the operations of major companies is necessary for the im­ provement of the self-image of the employees and the national econ­ omy, agreed Daniel Zwerdling, Vic­ tor Reuther and James Foster dur­ ing the public forum, "Unions and Workplace Democracy" Monday night in the Union Cinema. Addressing an audience compris­ ed primarily of labor union mem- ~ bers, the three speakers shared in­ dividual experiences and offered specific examples of workplace de­ mocracy that have proven success­ ful, both in the U. S. and abroad. "It is strange that we should be having a forum on 'Unions and Workplace Democracy'" said Zwer­ dling, author, labor journalist and Public Radio producer. "We have all grown up in a democracy, yet here we are accepting the notion that most of us spend half our adult lives working in a very blatant dic­ tatorship," he continued. "In vir­ tually all major companies, none of the freedoms of the Bill of Rights exist." According to Zwerdling, the no­ tion of workplace democracy used to be considered Marxist. "Now it's how we can compete with the Japa­ nese," he said. Anyone can initiate the concept of workplace democracy, or work­ place labor management as Zwer­ dling prefers to call it, by bringing it up at the next union meeting. "It must, however, be based around some principal besides the eco­ nomic or monetary goal," he con­ tinued. "Then you have to invite people with experience to talk to you. Then set up your committee with top members of both union and management." Zwerdling said that he realizes that these are not the answers to society's problems. "This is a real­ istic way of solving problems and making life in the workplace bet­ ter," he said. Victor Reuther, former assistant to the President of the UAW and former Director of the Department of International Affairs for that same organization, has been active in labor union activities since the 1930's. Now retired, he has been outspoken on various issues, includ- ing the Vietnam War and the cur­ rent military budget. These views made him a member of a n enemies list under the Nixon administration, and he was placed on a CIA "watch list." "We have a long way to go be­ fore the concept of democracy is sufficiently rounded out," Reuther began. "Democracy will be secure only when the kind of roots we have in the political field will be matched by comparable democratic sharing of power in the economic field." According to Reuther, the merger of AMC-Renault brings the economic and social experience of another country to our town. "We need to catch up on this side to the experience of FYench labor, Italian labor and German, Austrian and Swedish labor unions who have been at this much longer than we have." "Don't expect too much on this quality of worklife thing," Reuther continued. "They haven't yet made up their minds to put any of our people on any of the boards of di­ rectors, except for Chrysler. The only reason they did not was be­ cause without the support of the UAW it was doubtful that they would have received their loan." Jim Foster, coordinator of the Labor Studies Program at Parksi­ de, compared the industries that had existed on a Madison street to those that exist today. Thirty-five hundred jobs had left that street since 1966. "Maybe this is too im­ portant to leave to someone else," he said. "Maybe we should start running our own future." Questions from the audience in­ cluded the subjects of union mem­ ber apathy, how workplace democ­ racy might be detrimental to unions and how recent bankruptcy loop­ holes may be union-busting tactics. "This bankruptcy is a phony," said Reuther. "Pinkerton used to beat our skulls in. Now manage­ ment hires these sharpies to use bankruptcy. We must challenge this in a political way." Swerdling concluded by suggest­ ing that worker ownership of failing companies would be a feasible solu­ tion to the problem of employee in­ volvement. "Yes, but we need the banks involved, too," replied Fos­ ter. Reuther answered them both. "Why must we send the people to the banks of this countiy? When Chrysler got their loan, they got it for a lot less than the interest rate from the government. I want peop­ le to have the same break." special 4-page section on drinking and driving Student wants class offered more often Letter to the Editor To the Editor: I am writing this letter about a class that I have heard about but I can't take because I did not learn about it until it was too late to reg­ ister for it. The class is Internation­ al Conflict: The Vietnam War. It is taught by Professor Oliver Hay- ward. I talked to him and he stated that the class is offered only every three years. He did not believe that there was enough interest in the course to offer it more frequently. The course offers an in-depth study of the Vietnam War and can give us a better understanding of what hap­ pened in that era. Professor Hayward stated that he would consider offering the course if e nough students showed an inter­ est in the course. I, for one, would like to see it offered more often. Anyone interested in having the course offered more often than every three years please notify Pro­ fessor Hayward or the Ranger. Paul E. Johnson Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). 2 Thursday, October 13,1983 RANGER, "Welcome to the Interior Department, but please don't touch anything." Age increase is not solution This week's Ranger contains an in-depth study of a serious problem that affects people of all ages-drink­ ing and driving and the consequences from such a deadly combination. In this space in January, 19811 stated how I felt that a 21-year-old drinking age violates an adult right, and I still stick by that belief. Alcohol is a very serious prob­ lem in our country because our society has built itself around many things-drinking is one of them. Ranger's special section also covers such topics as problem drinking and the possibility of raising Wiscon­ sin's drinking age. Problem drinking affects people of all ages, and it is such a prevalent practice that driving under the influ­ ence has become commonplace. The fact that a dispro­ portionate number of drunk drivers are young has brought about a public outcry to raise the drinking age. Raising the drinking age ignores the problem itself and is only dealing with one of the many symptoms. Responsible use of alcohol should be practiced by adults of all ages. If you really think about it, alcohol doesn't serve any useful purpose to society-the problems it creates over­ shadow any "benefit" that somebody might think it of­ fers. But nobody is talking about bringing back full prohibition — just prohibition for adults (yes, that's what they legally are) between the ages of 18 and 21. It appears that the drinking age in Wisconsin will soon be raised because Gov. Earl for the first time has endorsed a 19-year-old drinking age, and many state by Ken Meyer, Editor* legislators have been campaigning for a higher age for quite some time. But a few legislators, such as Rep. John Medinger, realize that raising the age at this time is not the com­ plete answer to such a widespread societal dilemma. Medinger fears that once the age is raised, the issue of problem drinking will not be addressed any further. I feel that fear is well-founded. Other problems, such as teen-age drinking in high school, driving while intoxicated, state border prob­ lems and problem drinking should all be addressed at e same time instead of being placated by achieving one imaginary solution to a problem that needs much more than that. U o <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovalic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Har- mann, Mary Kaddatz. Bob KiesUng, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whit­ ney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- fiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger .s written and edijed by students of UW-Parkside and they rZr°J y T P ° m 't \ ,S P°Hcy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Hanger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. , # . c ^ r e .P ond e " ce ^°uld be addressed to• Parkside Ranger, Univer- sityol Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J2K ed ' ,o r , W l " b e accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on sinned po p ? r ' * e " er s should be less than 350 words and must be r, u° numbe r '"Coded for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Ranae'r ! L >fer s '* Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday, tory content " '° fe ' 0I e containing false and defoma- Bye-bye syndrome hi/ ... . by Marilyn Noreen Peter and Mom arrive at the door of the Pumpkin Patch Room. Peter is crying and clinging to mom's leg. Mom tries to leave after she has spent a short time in the room, but Peter continues to cry and cling. Doug and Mom walk into the Rainbow Room. Doug hangs up his coat, Mom signs the attendance sheet, talks to his teacher, and then sits down to watch him play. Mean­ while, Doug finds his friends and is playing with them in the block area. Five minutes later, Mom says, "Doug, come here and give me a kiss and hug." "Gee whiz, doesn't she know I'm busy playing with my friends? Why does she al­ ways wait so long before she insists that I stop whatever I'm doing and kiss her goodbye?" thought Doug. I would like to address this prob­ lem of separation anxiety. The simple departure procedure is one of the most important learning ex­ periences for young children. The departure procedure is (1) T he par­ ent first accompanies the child, helping the child get started in a new environment; after staying a while, the parent goes on his/her way. (2) In a few days, the parent waits for the child to check in with his/her teachers, waves goodbye, and leaves. It is important for CHILDREN and their PARENTS to release each other at departure time. Both child and parents take a step to­ ward maturity as they recognize each other as independent person­ alities. For the child, release in­ volves such learnings as: (1) Feeling at home with other people at the day care center. (2) Understanding that his/her parents will come back for him /her. <3) Understanding that all par­ ents come and go from the day care center. (4) Developing willingness to let the parents come and go as they need to. (5) Understanding that other people can love and take care of them when their parents are doing what is important to them. For children starting day care or nursery school, the underlying stress comes from fear of being separated from their parents. Chil­ dren who develop anxiety may be eager to go to school when they start out from home. But, once they get to school, the unfamiliar environment, children may shrink back against their parent's legs rather than participate. When par­ ents say goodbye, they cling tightly to the parent. Sometimes children make quite a scene. Underneath the separation anxi­ ety, there may quickly develop an­ other factor-the impulse to use their anxiety as a means of control­ ling their parents, especially if they see that their parents feel intensely sympathetic. If mother and/or fath­ er are satisfied and happy with their new roles, whether a job or going to school, the children will very soon sense the parents' happi­ ness and contentment. The out­ come will be both a happier child and happier parent: a family con­ tent in the knowledge that each member is doing what is important to them. How do you handle separation anxiety? If the child does begin to cry or cling when the parent begins to leave, the parent should take the cue from the teacher about wheth­ er to stay longer or walk away- after saying goodbye-with as much CALMNESS and ASSURANCE as possible. The parent's calmness re­ assures the child there is nothing to fear. A p arent should never wait until the child is absorbed in play and then quietly disappear. An anxious child concludes that a parent can't be trusted. So the parent should al­ ways say goodbye. How long can a parent expect separation anxiety to last? The an­ swer is very difficult to give be­ cause it depends upon the age of the child, the length of time at the center, the number of days/weeks and regularity of attendance. Sepa­ ration anxiety can last from two days to four to six weeks. There is no set time limit. Regular and con­ sistent attendance helps greatly in the adjustment. Can parents come to visit their child during the day? During the first month of ad justment, I suggest to the parents that they do not visit their child. Their visit may cause some anxiety. The child may want to go home and cause the same sce­ nes as in the morning. Why? The child associates the parents' coming as a signal to go home with the par­ ent. The child is very disappointed when the parent leaves without him/her. I always welcome visits from the parents once the routine is established and anxiety has dis­ appeared in the morning. How can you as parents help pre­ vent separation anxiety? One way to prevent this anxiety at any age is to get a child accustomed to outsid­ ers from infancy-acquaintances and caretakers. Here are some sug­ gestions: 1. Take baby to supermarket, to visit family friends, to dinner at friends' houses. 2. Allow toddlers to play outside where there are other young chil­ dren. 3. Take children to parks, play­ grounds, a neighbor's back yard. Independence in children is fos­ tered partly by their getting used to other adults and children, partly by their being encouraged to follow their own pursuits and partly by the parents' not being overprotective. Course drop reminder by Jill Whitney Nielsen Thinking about dropping a semester class? Better decide fast because you have only eight weeks to drop instead of 12. This policy changed last year. Sue Johnson, Director of reg­ istration stated, "Eight weeks should be plenty of time for stu­ dents to judge their situation, whether or not they're doing well." Also Parkside is one of the most permissible in terms of d rop policy, she said. Some schools have a two- or four-week drop date. After the eight-week drop date, students can still drop the course by special permission. They will need three signatures: the instruc­ tor's, the Divisional chair's and that of Acting Assistant Dean of Fac­ ulty, Sam Filippone. However, it is "real important students note the drop date and not wait until the last minute," said Don Gunderson, Assistant Registrar. The official drop date is Oct. 28. That is the last day undergraduates can drop a semester course without failing. Students can still withdraw up until the twelfth week. Oct. 28 is also the last drop and withdrawal date for graduate students. Modu­ lar courses are being treated in basically the same manner as last year. The drop date is half the leng­ th of the class. For example, an eight-week modular course has a four-week drop date. Drop dates will be posted around campus. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — "The Place To Buy Records* DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phone 654-2932 Rep. Les Aspin addresses a crowd Monday about the MX missile. Aspm s appearance was a part of the Social Science Roundtable se­ ries. . . Grants approved Harbeson is author of the book, "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and he has published numerous articles in scholarly journals on rural develop­ ment in East and Southern Africa. From 1979 to 1982 he was on leave from Parkside working for the Agency for International Devel­ opment (AID), where his projects involved on-site visits to rural de­ velopment programs in Africa and the Caribbean. From 1973 to 1975 he taught at Addis Ababa University in Ethio­ pia. Harbeson speaks Swahili, one of the major East African lan­ guages. The Regents also accepted a $1,350 contribution from Dreyfus Liquid Assets, Inc. of New York City for the Parkside Scholarship Fund and $300 f or the university's Science Division and. Education Division faculty scholarships. A $12,171 grant for a research project being conducted by Parksi­ de political science professor John Harbeson from Universities Field Staff International (UFSI), a con­ sortium of institutions devoted to world studies, was accepted Oct. 7 by the UW System Board of Re­ gents. The grant is in support of a proj­ ect in which Harbeson, an expert on East and Southern Africa, spent the summer researching in Kenya, Tanzania and Ethiopia and is spending six weeks this fall on a lecture tour of UFSA-affliated in­ stitutions, which includes appear­ ances at Brown University, Utah State University, Indiana University and the University of Pittsburgh. The total amount of money now awarded by UFSI for Harbeson's project is $30,000, which includes funds for research and travel. •••••••*•••••••*••• i FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE $ A $2.50 VALUE WITH 4C yL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE COUPON P ER T J FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER + CARL'S PIZZA PLUS DINE I N O NLY . *i!rKSKa™ 633-6307 J afyoenng. J (or Diamond* 'J-antr/ . Ufadr i, 4! I M AIN ST. 632-5879 RACINE, Wl Give someone you love something they'll love. 1 C% Discount on A *1 Engagement and Sets 1 A% Discount on JL V Wedding Rings and All Other Purchases with Student ID We feature ARIQ<\MD Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings RANGER Child Care Center 3 Thursday, October 13,1983 Thursday, Octobe r 13,1983 Walk for the hungry Hunger is a problem that encom­ passes the world, including local communities. Several service groups in the Racine area are spon­ soring a program to combat the problem — Walk for the Hungry. The walk will take place Sunday, Oct. 16, World Food Day as design­ ated by the United Nations in 1981. Racine YMCA is the starting point for the walk; registration begins at 12:15 p.m. and the walk begins at 1 p.m. The program is sponsored by Bread for the World, Center for Community Concerns, Racine Cler­ gy Association and YMCA. These are national organizations but there is a strong contingency in Racine who belong to these organizations and are committed to aid in abol­ ishing world hunger. Twenty-five percent of the money raised in this event will stay in Racine to aid the hunger problem locally. Cheryl Buckley, member of Bread for the World, is the Parksi- de representative for the Walk for the Hungry. She urges students to participate in this program as walkers or sponsors. "If people believe that hunger is an issue then we need to educate ourselves and others and support "I am a Camera organizations whose sole concern is the hungry," said Buckley. Anyone interested in walking or sponsoring a walker can contact Buckley at 554-1447. Walk for the Hungry sponsor sheets can be ob­ tained at the Union Information Desk. ft Van Dyke to speak Leon Van Dyke, professor of the Dramatic Arts Discipline, will dis­ cuss the play, "I am a Camera" on Wednesday Oct. 14, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Li­ brary. Members of the cast will also present scenes from the play. "I am a Camera" was adapted for the stage by John Van Druten from Christopher Isherwood's "Berlin Stories." It opened in New UW-Parkside's Annual Well Day Wednesday, Oct. 19 10 - 3 p.m. Campus Union Open to the Public Glaucoma sc "» u "" physic* 1 inlotmatioo H«»9 ht P fes W ". dK> 1 anatpte Com , ' Ut aw Uitioo testing pulmonary af t ivit»*s ; - c h Bdrens saf« ^ ^ Over 35 Milwaukee Racine and Kenosha health agencies will Join the Student Health Center to provide free health screening and Information. York on Nov. 28, 1951. The play will be presented by Parkside students in the Communi­ cation Arts Theater on Oct. 28-29, Nov. 4-5 a t 8 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 30. It will be directed by Van Dyke. There is a display on "I am a Camera" on Level I of the Library. Van Dyke's talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Open Stage applications available An Open Stage will be held on Wednesday, Nov. 16, at noon in the Union Bazaar. All Parkside stu­ dents, faculty, staff and alumni are welcome. A s ound system will be provided and a piano is available if needed. If you are interested, pick up an ap­ plication at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board office, Union 202. Each per­ son will be allotted 20 minutes' per­ formance time, with 10 minutes be-' tween each act. There will be a short meeting for everyone involved on Friday, Nov. 4 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 113. If you can­ not make the meeting, or have any questions, please call 553-2650. Ap­ plications must be in by Thursday, Nov. 3. Club Events SNAP- UWM Student Nurses Association Park- side-UW-Milwaukee will be spon­ soring a lecture on emergency care Monday, Oct. 17 at 12 p.m. in Moln. 219. Students are invited to attend. . Admission is free. SNAP-UWM is looking for mem­ bers to help work at the Health Fair, Wednesday, Oct. 19. Sign-up forms will be circulated in class­ rooms for interested participants. The organizaton is also looking for members interested in helping at the Wisconsin Student Nurses Asso­ ciation Mini-Convention, Nov. 4-5. Areas of need are making posters, aiding registration, messengers and delegates. This will be a great op­ portunity for members to see how the state level functions and what nursing is all about. Keep an eye on Club Events, in upcoming weeks for more information. Those interested may contact Ann Boyle in WLLC 179. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon (Marketing Club) will be holding a new mem­ bership meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 217. There will be a general discussion explain­ ing the club's objectives and activi­ ties. Anyone interested in finding out more about Pi Sigma Epsilon is invited to attend. Life Science On Sunday, Oct. 16, the LSC will be sponsoring a hike through the fall woods. Bring your lunch and meet at the Union circle parking lot at 12 p.m. We will be carpooling to the Harris Tract for an afternoon of fun and frolic. Everyone is wel­ come. tend the social gathering, you are required to attend the Dart Team meeting on Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in the Recreation Center. There will also be a practice 301 Tournament to give practice for the upcoming ACUI qualification tournament which will be held Fri­ day, Oct. 21. Those who wish to compete against UW-LaCrosse must enter the Oct. 21 tournament to qualify. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow­ ship is sponsoring a talk on: Christ- Servant or King? If you have ever wondered if something is missing from your life-there is! It's Jesus Christ. Please join us on Wednes­ day, Oct. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107. Pastor Worhim will be the speaker. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will be holding a special meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Now is the time to join if you are planning to attend the teacher's conference and fall workshop. We will also be dis­ cussing plans for a job workshop, a trip to Teachers Place and Ameri­ can Education week. All interested students are welcome to attend. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) will hold an open forum discussion be­ tween the Engineering Science Division administrators and stu­ dents on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1 p.m. in Moln. D139. All interested students, faculty and staff are in­ vited. ISO UWPDT The UW-P Dart Team will be having a social gathering on Satur­ day, Oct. 15. To be eligible to at- The International Student Organ­ ization will have a meeting Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. To­ pics of discussion will be the com­ ing party and activities for the fall semester. 4 Thursday, October 13,1983 HANGER Walk for the hungry Club Events Hunger is a problem that encom­ passes the world, including local communities. Several service groups in the Racine area are spon­ soring a program to combat the problem — Walk for the Hungry. The walk will take place Sunday, Oct. 16, World Food Day as design­ ated by the United Nations in 1981. Racine YMCA is the starting point for the walk; registration begins at 12:15 p.m. and the walk begins at 1 p.m. The program is sponsored by Bread for the World, Center for Community Concerns, Racine Cler­ gy Association and YMCA. These are national organizations but there is a strong contingency in Racine who belong to these organizations and are committed to aid in abol­ ishing world hunger. Twenty-five percent of the money raised in this event will stay in Racine to aid the hunger problem locally. Cheryl Buckley, member of Bread for the World, is the Parksi- de representative for the Walk for the Hungry. She urges students to participate in this program as walkers or sponsors. "If people believe that hunger is an issue then we need to educate ourselves and others and support organizations whose sole concern is the hungry," said Buckley. Anyone interested in walking or sponsoring a walker can contact Buckley at 554-1447. Walk for the Hungry sponsor sheets can be ob­ tained at the Union Information Desk. "I am a Camera" Van Dyke to speak Leon Van Dyke, professor of the Dramatic Arts Discipline, will dis­ cuss the play, "I am a Camera" on Wednesday Oct. 14, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Li­ brary. Members of the cast will also present scenes from the play. "I am a Camera" was adapted for the stage by John Van Druten from Christopher Isherwood's "Berlin Stories." It opened in New m •SW, °^>ber ??y 4437 • 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-654-0774 f Charter Member Parkside "200 Club" Joseph C. Cucunato, President UW-Parkside's Annual Well Day Wednesday, Oct. 19 10 - 3 p.m. Campus Union Open to the Public sirs— ; intimation th „ tU s fcight ^ ® cl ««.»»n9 Mood P , " s *;' t d <l u . 1 a .»hl« te Co<npU«*«'' untli o „ testing * pulmonary aC uvllM* ^ >_* - Over 35 Milwaukee, Racine and Kenosha health agencies will join the Student Health Center to provide free health screening and information. York on Nov. 28, 1951. The play will be presented by Parkside students in the Communi­ cation Arts Theater on Oct. 28-29, Nov. 4-5 at 8 p.m. and at 2 p .m. on Oct. 30. It will be directed by Van Dyke. There is a display on "I am a Camera" on Level I of the Library. Van Dyke's talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Open Stage applications available An Open Stage will be held on Wednesday, Nov. 16, at noon in the Union Bazaar. All Parkside stu­ dents, faculty, staff and alumni are welcome. A s ound system will be provided and a piano is available if needed. If you are interested, pick up an ap­ plication at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board office, Union 202. Each per­ son will be allotted 20 minutes' per­ formance time, with 10 minutes be-' tween each act. There will be a short meeting for everyone involved on Friday, Nov. 4 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 113. If you can­ not make the meeting, or have any questions, please call 553-2650. Ap­ plications must be in by Thursday, Nov. 3. SNAP-UWM Student Nurses Association Park- side-UW-Milwaukee will be spon­ soring a lecture on emergency care Monday, Oct. 17 at 12 p.m. in Moln. 219. Students are invited to attend. • Ad mission is free. SNAP-UWM is looking for mem­ bers to help work at the Health Fair, Wednesday, Oct. 19. Sign-up forms will be circulated in class­ rooms for interested participants. The organizaton is also looking for members interested in helping at the Wisconsin Student Nurses Asso­ ciation Mini-Convention, Nov. 4-5. Areas of need are making posters, aiding registration, messengers and delegates. This will be a great op­ portunity for members to see how the state level functions and what nursing is all about. Keep an eye on Club Events, in upcoming weeks for more information. Those interested may contact Ann Boyle in WLLC 179. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon (Marketing Club) will be holding a new mem­ bership meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 217. There will be a general discussion explain­ ing the club's objectives and activi­ ties. Anyone interested in finding out more about Pi Sigma Epsilon is invited to attend. Life Science On Sunday, Oct. 16, the LSC will be sponsoring a hike through the fall woods. Bring your lunch and meet at the Union circle parking lot at 12 p.m. We will be carpooling to the Harris Tract for an afternoon of fun and frolic. Everyone is wel­ come. UWPDT The UW-P Dart Team will be having a social gathering on Satur­ day, Oct. 15. To be eligible to at­ tend the social gathering, you are required to attend the Dart Team meeting on Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in the Recreation Center. There will also be a practice 301 Tournament to give practice for the upcoming ACUI qualification tournament which will be held Fri­ day, Oct. 21. Those who wish to compete against UW-LaCrosse must enter the Oct. 21 tournament to qualify. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow­ ship is sponsoring a talk on: Christ- Servant or King? If you have ever wondered if something is missing from your life-there is! It's Jesus Christ. Please join us on Wednes­ day, Oct. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107. Pastor Worhim will be the speaker. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will be holding a special meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Now is the time to join if you are planning to attend the teacher's conference and fall workshop. We will also be dis­ cussing plans for a job workshop, a trip to Teachers Place and Ameri­ can Education week. All interested students are welcome to attend. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) will hold an open forum discussion be tween the Engineering Science Division administrators and stu dents on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1 p.m. in Moln. D139. All interested students, faculty and staff are in vited. ISO The International Student Organ ization will have a meeting Friday Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. To pics of discussion will be the com ing party and activities for the fal semester. RANGER *• . ;Tbnrsda^; Qctpb^r 13.1S83 Drinking and driving: a deadly combination communities around the coun^ foundS 1„ IS [ "fT by a drun k ' A federal s '" d y »f several Parkside prof studies local drunk drivers Many persons convirtpd nf Hmnir __ r« VIA A • V/A 9 Many persons convicted of drunk driving in Kenosha and Racine counties are hardly "average" citi­ zens who had a little too much to drink on a night out and happened to get caught behind the wheel. They tend to be substantially in­ toxicated at the time of arrest and frequently have serious drinking problems. Those are some of the prelimi­ nary findings of a major study of drunk drivers in Kenosha and Ra­ cine counties conducted by Parksi- de behavioral science professor Anne Gurnack. Gurnack, with the aid of sophisti­ cated computer techniques and a $13,000 federal research grant ad­ ministered by the Wisconsin Gover­ nor's Office of Highway Safety, studied records of 2,101 drunk driv­ ing convictions in the two counties over a two-year period-from 1981 to 1983. Other findings are: Persons judged to have se­ rious drinking problems also tended to use a number of human services prior to their drunk driving convic­ tions. Persons between the ages of 16 and 30 accounted for a dispro­ portionate percentage of drunk driving convictions. Single males accounted for the majority of drunk driving con­ victions. Divorced persons accoun­ ted for a relatively disproportionate share of drunk driving convictions. The two time periods covered by the study, from May 1, 1981 through April 30, 1982, and from May 1, 1982 through April 30, 1983, are important, Gurnack said, be­ cause in May, 1982 t he state began enforcement of a tough new drunk driving law that made phsychologi- cally-oriented "alcohol-use assess­ ments" mandatory for all persons convicted of operating a motor ve­ hicle while intoxicated (OWI). Wisconsin is the only state in the nation that requires mandatory as­ sessment for all persons so convict­ ed, Gurnack said. In assessment, persons convicted of OWI are interviewed by state- trained personnel who seek to de­ termine whether offenders are "ir­ responsible users of alcohol" (social drinkers who got caught) or "alco­ hol dependent" (persons with ser­ ous drinking problems). The OWI offenders are asked dozens of standardized questions that probe their alcohol use. Persons judged to be irresponsi­ ble alcohol users are referred to a six-session driver education pro­ gram; alcohol dependent offenders are referred to a counseling facility, usually on an outpatient basis, for a minimum of three months of coun­ seling sessions aimed at treating Anne Gurnack their alcohol problems. "It's actually very humane legis­ lation," Gurnack said. "It's a good law. It seeks to get drunk drivers off the road and at the same time it tries to identify the chronic drink­ ers and get help for them. "Our study confirmed that there are a lot of people with serious drinking problems out there on the road. Wisconsin is trying to do something about that in a humani­ tarian fashion." Gurnack said that social drinkers who are convicted of OWI and who go through driver safety schools tend not to be repeat offenders. "They never want to go through that experience again-being ar­ rested, jailed, convicted. But chronic, problem drinkers need help for their drinking problems. The legislation addresses both groups." Under the new law, OWI of­ fenders must report to a state-certi­ fied assessment facility shortly after their conviction. In Kenosha, assessment is done at the Alcohol and Drug Council of Kenosha, Inc., 1202 60th Street; in Racine, it is done at Mental Health of Racine County, Inc. with offices at 818 6th Street, Racine and 336 N. Pine Street, Burlington. In both counties, a government unit oversees the assessment pro­ cess, the Kenosha County Compre­ hensive Board in Kenosha, the Ra­ cine County Human Services De­ partment in Racine. "Prior to mandatory assessment judges used their own discretion in deciding which OWI offenders should be assessed to determine the extent of their alcohol use," Gur­ nack said. "One of the goals of our study was to see if removing the as­ sessment decisions from the legal system to the treatment system af­ fected the population of persons as­ sessed." Based on Gurnack's findings, the demographic profiles of persons sent to assessment personnel by judges in 1981-82 and of persons who mandatorily received assess­ ments in 1982-83 were basically the same. Minorities, whites and per­ sons of varying education levels, for example, received assessments at about the same rates in both years, indicating, for one thing, that judges had been impartial in refer­ ring persons for assessment before the new law took effect, Gurnack said. Gurnack said that a surprising 20 percent of OWI offenders in both counties and years either were ig­ noring the law and failing to show up for assessment interviews- which cost offenders about $50 each-or were appealing their con­ victions. Persons who ignore the law lose their driving privileges, she said. That 20 p ercent is not accounted for in Gurnack's study. Generally, for both years and counties, the majority of OWI of­ fenders who received alcohol as­ sessments were relatively young, single, white males with high blood-alcohol concentrations at the- time of arrest. While most persons in both years and counties were classified as irre­ sponsible users of alcohol and re­ ferred to driver education pro­ grams, a surprisingly high percent­ age of offenders was classified as alcohol dependent, Gurnack said. In both counties for the two-year Continued on Page 8 Parkside fights back against alcohol abuse by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor How serious of a problem alcohol is on campus is unknown, but measures are being taken to make Parkside students more aware of the problems concurred from abus­ ing alcohol. Alcohol Awareness Week, Oct. 9- 15, is being observed at Parkside. On Monday, free non-alcoholic drinks were available outside the cafeteria. Shirley Schmerling, Hous­ ing Assistance Coordinator, organ­ ized the event "because Parkside students should have the benefits of what's going on at all campuses." An Alcohol Awareness Commit-, tee was formed last year on campus in an attempt to formulate a state­ ment about alcohol use at Parkside and to recommend educational pro­ grams on the issue. "This was diffi­ cult because 1) it's a sensitive issue and you don't want to come off sounding holier than thou, and 2) personal values that should have -been learned at home are in­ volved," said Buddy Couvion, Coor­ dinator of Student Activities. The Committee, which is curren­ tly inactive, formed policies con­ cerning alcohol use on campus. These policies basically deal with where and when alcohol can be served and consumed, and the guidelines and responsibilities of organizations requesting alcoholic beverages at their functions, etc. "If we're an institution with a bar on campus then we should also be an institution that has an alcohol education program, commented Couvion. He added that the forma­ tion of a new Alcohol Awareness Committee is currently being struc­ tured although no concrete plan has been developed yet. Alcohol consumption on campus decreased according to Bill Nie- buhr, Director of the Union. Com­ paring sales in 1980-81 and 1981-82, beer sales declined 16.5 percent and wine sales dropped 35 percent. To offset these declines, soft drink sales increased 7.5 percent. In terms of total sales in the Union Square and Recreation Center, a $16,500 or 11.7 percent decline was observed. "There are positive and negative (results from the decreases), the negative having to do with our budget and the positive being that students are treating alcohol more responsibly," said Niebuhr. The Union has never advertised nor promoted alcohol use on cam­ pus, such as happy hour, free prod­ ucts or displaying alcohol parapher­ nalia. "We have taken the position not to do that, and we won't (ad­ vertise) in the future. We treat alco­ holic beverages as just another product available on campus, much like food or any other beverage," Niebuhr said. "It's a personal deci­ sion for people to use alcohol." According to Niebuhr, a study was conducted by the Union last year to determine what effects a drinking age change would have at Parkside. It was determined that if the legal drinking age was raised to 19 years old it would affect most of the freshman class and it would have financial and programatic ef­ fects on campus. "The change in the drinking age will have a great impact, especially administratively," said Niebuhr. "We'll have to determine how we're going to approach programs — does i t mean that you're going to eliminate the freshman class from attending events, or are you going to put on dances without alcoholic beverages and if you do that what wiU happe n? So the 19 year-old law, if it's passed and it appears as if it will be, we will have a difficult situ­ ation to deal with," he said. Niebuhr doesn't feel that the drinking problem at Parkside is any worse than at other campuses. "In fact, given the amount of business we do and the number of people tliat we serve, we really have mini­ mal problems, such as fighting and vandalism," he said. Parkside bartenders are given a manual and they must participate in a training program and one of the key issues discussed is saving people who obviously have had too much to drink. "It becomes a moral and legal issue and the re­ sponsibility in this state lies with the bartender and the establish­ ment. But it is sometimes difficult for one student to tell another stu­ dent that they've had too much to drink. However, our people are in­ structed to do that and we hope they are trying to keep a handle on it," said Niebuhr. Union bartender Sandy Wachs gave her definition of a problem drinker as "someone who has to drink to relax or someone who can't stop after one drink. If (drink­ ing) disrupts their responsibilities, messes up their job or school work, then they should do something about it." Wachs said that many regulars frequent the Union Square, but they aren't necessarily the problem drinkers. "This semester, I haven't noticed any regulars as problem drinkers," said Wachs. As a bartender, Wachs has the prerogative to refuse to serve some­ one who she feels has had enough or is causing problems with other patrons, and she has done this sev­ eral times. "Because we're in a higher level of education, students should be able to come down here for a beer but be responsible enough to go to class," she added. 6 Thursday, October 13,1983 RANGER How the drunk drivers get caught... by Michael Lee Firchow There is a lot more to a drunk driving charge than meets the eye. It's not simply a matter of pulling over, walking a straight line, going to court and taking classes. "A driver comes to our (the police patroler's) attention in one of two ways. The most common way is by his driving mannerisms. The other way that a driver is rec­ ognized is as a result of an acci­ dent," stated Lt. Jerry Schuetz of the Kenosha Police Department. "An abnormal driving manner­ ism that officers pay heed to is in­ consistent speed. A drunk driver often varies his speed between 10 miles over the speed limit and 10 miles per hour under it. Another abnormal driving mannerism is a long stop at a stop sign due to over­ cautious and delayed reactions. Weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds is another noted drunk driving characteristic," said Schuetz. Once the car is pulled over, the suspecting officer stands at the car window and smells for the scent of alcohol. Next, he issues a citation to the driver dealing with the rea­ son for pulling him over. If the car smells of alcohol, the officer asks the driver to perform several drunk driving field tests. These tests de­ termine if the driver is possibly drunk or not. "Upon requesting the driver to step outside his car, the officer looks to see if the driver sways. This is the first test. Next, the offic­ er asks the driver to perform other tests. Some tests are to walk a straight line, stand on one foot, try to touch his finger to his nose, lean backward, and some police forces even have the driver recite the al­ phabet. If the officer believes that the driver is drunk, he subjects him to the final field test — th e prelimi­ nary breath test," said Schuetz. A driver can refuse to take the breath test, but in doing so, he for­ feits his license. If a person refuses, a hearing will be set to decide if t he driver's reason for refusal to com­ ply with the statutes is valid. "To my knowledge, nobody has offered a good enough reason why they refused to act in accordance with the statutes governing a driv­ er's license and take the test," said Schuetz. "I've heard of such ex­ cuses as 'I was too drunk to know I was refusing' or 'I was too drunk to comply with the statutes.' Neither excuse was accepted as a valid rea­ son for refusing to take breath or urine tests," added Schuetz. Once the officer decides that the driver is drunk, he locks the driv­ er's car and parks it legally. Next the driver is brought to the police station. Tne next stop is the Breathalyzer Room where final tests are conducted. "We video­ tape the entire breathalyzing proce­ dures for two reasons. First, it is vi­ deotaped because the law requires it and secondly it serves as visual evidence in court," said Schuetz. Once the testing has been com­ pleted, a court date is set to deter­ mine the defendent's guilt or inno­ cence. If the person is found guilty on the first OWI (operating while intoxicated) offense, he will have a fine of $150 to $300 with a three- to six-month license suspension. The second OWI conviction has a fine of $300 t o $1000, a nd a six-month li­ cense revocation. The driver of a third OWI conviction will be sub­ ject to a $600 to $2000 fine and a li­ cense revocation of one to two years. Within 72 hours of the court date the guilty drunken driver must set an appointment with an assessor. The appointed assessor for Kenosha is the Kenosha County Council on Alcohol. The assessor determines if the person has a drinking problem or is simply a social drinker. The drunk driver with a drinking prob­ lem is assigned to request help for an alcohol counselor. The social drinker is assigned to Traffic Safety School-Group Dynamics. Suspected drunk drivers must be able to accomplish coordination tests such as touching the tips of their nose with their eyes closed. Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Assessments examine dependency by Julie Pendleton Robert and Gloria White founded the Alcohol and Drug Council of Kenosha County, Inc., an affiliate of the National Council on Alcohol­ ism (NCA), in August, 1968. Since that time, the Alcohol and Drug Council has provided a com­ prehensive range of services to al­ coholics, drug abusers and their families. In addition to the general serv­ ices provided for the community, the Alcohol and Drug Council also has various special programs, one of which is the assessment of dr ink­ ing drivers for the court system and the Department of Transportation. When a person is arrested for drunk driving and has been sen­ tenced, he is given a court order to contact an Operating While Intoxi­ cated (OWI) assessor within 72 hours. The purpose of the assess­ ment is to examine the defendant's use of alcohol or controlled sub­ stances and to develop a Driver Safety Plan. There are several situations or instances when a defendant can be reported for non-compliance: —failure to make an appoint­ ment with the Alcohol and Drug Council within 72 hours of the court order; —failure to keep the appoint­ ment with the Alcohol and Drug Council; —failure to pay the assessment fee and any other impending fees; —failure to consent to the re­ lease of information; —failure to consent to collateral contracts; —failure to submit to assess­ ment; —failure to consent to the rec­ ommended treatment and/or edu­ cation Driver Safety Plan. Upon non-compliance, a defend­ ant's driver's license is suspended until he/she complies with the state ordinances. A person's Driver Safety Plan is based upon the results of the as­ sessment. The defendant's plan will involve attendance at either Group Dynamics Traffic Safety School at one of the three Gateway Technical Institute campuses or at a Group Therapy at the Alcohol and Drug Council. The person's plan may also involve treatment if necessary. Gloria White, OWI assessor at the Alcohol and Drug Council, spends, on the average, an hour and fifteen minutes with each client, fil­ ling out the various forms involved in the assessment of a drunk driver. The forms include a consent for Continued on Page 7 Chapter 20 outlines laws against drunk drivers A v ariety of changes went into ef­ fect May 1, 1982 pertaining to the operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Changes were made in such areas as: the procedures of determining the concentration of alcohol; penal­ ties for driving under the influence, including repeat offenders; and in­ toxicants in a motor vehicle. Chapter 20 of the Laws of 1981 details the new laws relating to operating a motor vehicle while in­ toxicated (referred to as OWI). The purpose of Chapter 20, according to the state legislature, is: 1. To provide maximum safety for all users of Wisconsin's highways. 2. To provide penalties sufficient to deter the operation of motor ve­ hicles by intoxicated persons. 3. To deny the privileges of oper­ ating motor vehicles to persons who have operated their motor vehicles while intoxicated. 4. To encourage the vigorous prosecution of persons who operate motor vehicles while intoxicated. 5. To promote driver improve­ ment, through appropriate treat­ ment or education, or both, of per­ sons who operate motor vehicles while inxoticated. Determining Intoxication The previous law based proof of intoxication solely on the weight of alcohol in the person's blood (0.1 percent or more). The new law states that a person is intoxicated when the person has a blood alcohol concentration of 0.1 percent or more by weight or 0.1 grams or more of alcohol in 210 liters of the person's breath. Chapter 20 a lso establishes a sep­ arate offense for operating a motor vehicle by a person having a certain alcohol concentration in either his/her blood or breath. This offense is separate from OWI and a person may be prosecuted for either or both offenses if they arise out of the same incident. However, if a person is found guilty of violating both "0.1 percent or more" and OWI for acts arising out of the same incident, the person is subject to only one conviction for the purposes of sentencing and counting convictions. Penalties and license restrictions for both offenses remain the same. Penalties Chapter 20 made the following changes in the penalties for OWI: 1. First offense in a five-year pe­ riod: The new law increased the minimum mandatory fine from $100 to $150 and decreased the maximum fine from $500 to $300. Also, educa­ tion or treatment may no longer be used to reduce the amount of the fine. 2. Second offense in a five-year period: The new law increased the minimum mandatory fine from $250 to $300. The maximum mandatory fine of $1000 and the imprisonment time (not less than five days nor more than six months) remained the same. However, education or treat­ ment may no longer be used to redu­ ce the imprisonment time. 3. Third or subsequent offense in five-year period: The minimum mandatory fine was increased from $500 to $600. The maximum manda­ tory fine of $2000 and the imprison­ ment time (not less than 30 days or more than one year) remained the same. Intoxicants in a Motor Vehicle Chapter 20 expands and clarifies the previous law to cover the posses­ sion or keeping of open or unsealed beer or liquor containers in a motor vehicle on the road. The old law stated that no person may drink from or open a container of beer or intoxicating liquor in a moving motor vehicle. A person violating this may be required to pay a fine of not more than $100. Under Chapter 20, the fine remains the same, but states: 1. Consumption in vehicle: No person is permitted to drink or con­ sume beer or liquor in a motor ve­ hicle when the vehicle is on the road. 2. Possession in a vehicle: No person is permitted to possess on his or her person any bottle or recepta­ cle containing beer or liquor if the bottle or receptacle has been opened or the contents partially removed. This prohibition does not apply if the bottle or receptable is kept in either the trunk of the vehicle, or, if the vehicle has no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normal­ ly occupied by the driver or passen­ gers. The vehicle's glove compart­ ment or utility compartment is con­ sidered to be within the area nor­ mally occupied by the driver and passengers. Alcohol's effect on behavior and driving ability Number of beers'or one-ounce servirtgs of liquor Blood alcohol concen­ tration Effects on feeling and behavior Effects on driving ability 0.02 Absence of observable effects. Mild alteration of feelings, slight intensification of moods. Mild changes. Most drivers seem a bit moody. Bad driving habits slightly pronounced. 0.05 Feeling of relaxation. Mild sedation. Exaggerated emotions and behavior. Slight impairment of motor skills. Increased reaction time. Drivers take too long to decide and act. Motor skills, [such as braking] impaired. Reaction time increased. 0.10 Difficulty performing gross motor skills Uncoordinated behavior. Impairment of mental abilities, judgment and memory. Judgment seriously affected. Physical and mental coordination impaired. Physical difficulty in driving a vehicle. 15-20 0.15 Major impairment of physical and mental functions. Irresponsible behavior. Euphoria. Some difficulty standing, walking and talking. Distortion of perception and judgment. Driving erratic. Driver in a daze. 0.40 has At this point, most people Driver probably have passed out. passed out. ote: Blood alcohol concentration is measured as grams of alcohol per 100 'Miters of blood. Large people, who have greater blood supplies, can drink ore than small people and yet have the same blood alcohol level. In many ates, 0.10 or above is considered legally intoxicated. Assessments Continued from Page 6 disclosure of information, general information, a social history, an authorized Wisconsin assessment form, a treatment plan, a Driver Safety Plan order, and lastly, a court-ordered assessment and Driv­ er Safety Plan report. The purpose of the last form is to aid in deter­ mining compliance with the court order or the Department of Trans­ portation and in determining com­ petency to hold a driver's license. After a defendant has satisfacto­ rily completed his/her personalized plan, the driver safety final report and a certificate of assessment by a competent authority is sent to the state's Department of Transpora- tion. It is then up to that depart­ ment to determine when the de­ fendant's driver's license can be reinstated. Assessment of OWI offenders is just one facet of the Alcohol and Drug Council's willingness to help anyone with problems that stem from the use of alcohol and drugs. "We are here to help the com­ munity. OWI offenders have alrea­ dy been punished by the courts. We are here to help people up, not push them down," concluded Glo­ ria White. National drinking age sought by Corby Anderson "Today, highway traffic fatalities is the number 1 killer of America's young people," Mothers Against Drunk Drivers President Candy Lightner told a house subcommit­ tee on Oct. 4. Lightner and thou­ sands of others belonging to safety councils and alcohol awareness groups are pressuring Congress to raise the national drinking age to 21. However, their battle is not only with a reluctant legislature. Mi­ chael Birkley, representative for the National Licensed Beverage As­ sociation, claims that raising the drinking age to 21 is unnecessary. He cited several states, including Il­ linois and Minnesota, where raising the drinking age did not reduce traffic fatalities. Birkley criticized those wanting the age limit raised, claiming that their only proof of a successful higher drinking age is in Michigan, where traffic fatalities involving young people have been reduced 28 percent since the state raised its legal drinking age to 21 in 1978. Terrance Micek, president of the National Conference of State Liq­ uor Administrators, - also opposes a national uniform drinking age. He claims that the 21st Amendment to the Constitution not only ended prohibition but also "empowers each state to regulate the alcoholic beverages industry within its bor­ ders." On a more regional level, where officials are faced with a problem at the state borders, the difficulty in obtaining a higher drinking age stems from Governor Tony Earl's refusal to raise the drinking age to more than 19. Senators Joe Strohl (D-Racine) and John Mauer (D-Ke- nosha) favor raising the limit to 21, claiming that it will greatly reduce the number of traffic fatalities at the southeast and northwest bor­ ders of the state, where adjoining Minnesota and Illinois have legal drinking ages of 21. Wisconsin to raise drinking age? by Ken Meyer Governor Tony Earl signed a res­ olution Oct. 3 asking the state legis­ lature to raise the drinking age to 19, but the bill to raise the age probably will not get out of com­ mittee until January because some legislators want other drinking bills considered at the same time. Some legislators fear that once the age is raised, the other drinking bills will fall by the wayside. Rep. John Medinger (D-La- Crosse) wants two other bills to be considered before raising the drink­ ing age. One bill states that 18-year- olds can only drink if they graduate from high school and the legal age for all others would be 19. A cu rfew from midnight to 6 a.m. would also be imposed on underage drivers. Another bill Medinger proposes requires that people get their high school diploma and pass a test in order to legally drink alcohol. Both bills failed to win the con* mittee's endorsement and both will be sent to the Assembly IMt month without a committee recommenda­ tion. State Sen. J. M. "Mac" Davis (R- Waukesha) is sponsoring a bill that would prohibit 18-year-olds from drinking legally until June 15 of the calendar year in which their high school class gr aduates. Davis also proposes that anyone under the age of 21 would be guilty of drunk driving if he/she had any measureable alcohol in the blood. Currently, the level is 0.1 percent in order to establish intoxication. RANGER Failure to pass sobriety tests means getting handcuffed, booked and locked up. Ra n § er P hoto b ) Group Dynamics educates abusers by Michael Lee Firchow "Traffic Safety School Group Dy­ namics provides an educational ap­ proach to alcohol and drug abuse while driving," stated John Ham- mel, Group Dynamics Safety Traf­ fic Instructor. An assessor determines if a drunk driver should be subject to alcohol abuse counseling or to the Group Dynamics class. If a person is proven to be chemically depend­ ent, he/she will either be referred to as an in-patient or an out-patient by the assessor. A person needing in-patient treatment is admitted to a hospital for 28 days to cure his/ her chemical dependence. An out­ patient has to undergo counseling for 90 days on regular intervals. "Group Dynamics was initiated in 1972 by the Motor Vehicle De­ partment. The program has under­ gone many changes since 1972, al­ though its principles are the same. It now consists of eight sessions that last two-and-one-half hours each, except for the last one which lasts only a half hour. The first seven sessions are spent in the classroom. The eighth session quickly and personally summarizes the first seven meetings," said Hammel. "In my classes I mostly have people in the age bracket of 18 to 25.1 think this is because the youn­ ger generation is more mobile than the older generation. A yo ung adult is more likely to bar-hop, whereas an older person is likely to sit at the same bar for most of the drinking night," he said. Hammel added that one out of 2000 people in the nation will be ar­ rested for drunk driving. In Wiscon r sin alone, one out of 250 people wili be arrested for drunk driving. There is one person out of a group of nine who is an alcoholic in our society. Hammel also added that one person out of nine will get caught drunk driving for a second time. 7 Thursday, October 13,1983 Drinking ages in the U.S. Age • 18 019 V2 20 CD21 ana or wine Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 6, October 13, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Academic staff seeks committee representation Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside academic staff enough." Guskin said the academic staff has "deep" feeling on this issue. "They're permanent employees of the university-(people) we hope will stay here a long time. They are important members of the university community." Guskin pointed out that the academic staff is not seeking an equal number of votes or seats, but only representation. "They shouldn't have equal numbers," he said. "I'm not saying that and I don't think that (they) are saying that either. It doesn't cost the faculty (any voting power). It's a symbolic sort of issue." Some committee members stated that it wasn't that the faculty did not respect the academic staff, but. that the staff plays a supportive, secondary role. "Nobody is saying who is primary," replied Guskin. "What is at stake here is: are we going to add to our committees, either voting or non-voting?" "I think they should be voting members," said Guskin, "but if I can't get it, I'll take non-voting members. I'll take what I can get because I think you're hurting the university (by not doing it)." Guskin answered the point that the academic staff members "have long-term job security" by saying that the staff members "have longterm conflicts and a strong element of security. I don't think the academic staff is any more shy in bringing up issues than are faculty members." Committee chairman James Shea said there's a problem because staff is made up of "a wide range of people-(some) with a lot of training, some others without. We respect them," but they have different levels of training, interest, duties and experience. Committee members noted that some of the academic staff are secretaries or work in a physical or technical capacity on campus. Guskin pointed out that some of the academic staff received Ph.D.s Continued on Page 3 Ranger photo by Robbie Eichhorn Workers continue construction work on WLLC Plaza. Construction continues INSIDE... Vet's Club opposes change Dramatic Arts m ajor offered Physical Education thefts reported Wind Ensemble to perform Psycho-Babble PSGA Six student senators elected by Ken Meyer Editor One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) elected six students to the PSGA Senate in last week's election, meaning that there are still three fall seats available in the 18-seat Senate. Nine Senators are elected each semester. PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon was not surprised by the low voter turn-out because all of the candidates would have been elected if they received at least one vote, and also because the presidential election is not held in the fall. Scoon said that PSGA "tried really hard this year to get at least nine (candidates) running but we couldn't do it. No one is interested." Now, he said, "The Senate is going to be overloaded with work because there are not enough Senators to do the work. We're going to be missing out on some issues some place. We're not going to be able to cover all that needs to be done, and the students are the ones who are going to miss out and I feel sorry for them." Students may still, however, become Senators, said Scoon. A student may become a PSGA Senator by being appointed by the Senate to a two-week internship, after which time the Senate either approves or disapproves of the person's activities in his/her two weeks "in office." "All we can do is keep on asking people to be on the Senate," said Scoon. "We're still soliciting students now." The reason that not many students run for student government positions, said Scoon, is because not only is Parkside a commuter school, but around 40 percent of the student body is comprised of non-traditional students (23 years or older.) Many students, said Scoon, are married and have children. "They have more responsibilities than, let's say, students at Green Bay," he said. "Most people at Green Bay are just students, not mothers and fathers." Scoon said that students should get involved in student government because there are many issues and proposed changes that students should be aware of all the time. He noted that recent changes included a tuition increase, a change in the class drop period (from 12 to 8 weeks) and a change in the admission policy. The students who did get involved and are now PSGA senators are: Kert Acklam I plan to spend a considerable amount of time investigating students' rights and alternatives for student involvement here at UWP," said Kert Acklam. "The passive Continued on Page 5 RANGER Letters to the Editor Drinking age at 21 opposed Presents: When Ron governed there, I had a dream Of sitt ing California's Court Supreme. That court, my friend appointed me to, Tho' I'd flunked out of Loyola and from Stanford U. J I barely attained a law degree, •But now I am t he In*te*rror 3ecretVee... T was so tough on crime that 1 was sent To the State Department when Ron became president. Heads of state I couldn't name at ail, 'Cept for Mao, Josef Stalin, Churchill and DeGaulle. But my lack of expertise so suited me (That now 1 am the In te ri or SecretYee... To the Editor: It's time for us to use our education to educate our representatives in Congress that we are against a national drinking age of 21 by written letter. I, myself, abstain from alcoholic beverages, but can see much illegal drinking taking place if a 21-yearold drinking age law is passed. Why pass a law that restricts a citizen's rights for three years? There is the problem of high school students' drinking, of course, which must be addressed. And this, I think, may be resolved by a different law of giving the right of drink to high school graduates only. This would also give some students an incentive to finish high school, especially if the law also included not being able to drink without a high school degree until reaching 21. I'm against drinking, so I'm not going to write my congressman on the drinking issue, but I'm still going to write for our citizenry right to freedom and liberty. Franklin Kuczenski Why pay to park continued... In no time at all, Ron promoted As his chief adviser, head of N. I looked for Reds in every trouble spot, .And found them whether they were there or not. Ji J1 j j I found so many, Ron rewarded me By making me his Jn'tcrror Secret'ree... /083 Now, ranchers all, if m y job tempts you, Be not discouraged by a low I Q; 1 don't know a condor from a grizzly bear, And the only oil s licks I've seen are on R onnie's hair/ So, stick dose to your friends, and avoid all expertise, And you ALL may be In-te-ri-or SecretVees: And in this corner... To the Editor: Mr. Ron Brinkman: The chief of campus security? Your name was in the paper and you didn't know it? What kind of security do you provide? Since you have chosen to ignore last week's inquiry, we, the students, must assume that you are trying to hide something. Why harrass students? If you need the revenue, charge it to us in the form of higher tuition so that aid can be provided to us according to our need. Again I ask: "Why harrass students?" The first note in this series was directed at Ron Brinkman. The invitation to reply is still open to Ron. But now I am asking anyone who thinks we should submit to this extortion technique to explain why in next week's paper. Also those of you who agree with me are invited to suggest plans of action. Let's stop complaining and bring this issue out in the open. Discuss it with your friends. M. A. Davis P. S. More to come. Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger The bell has sounded and the participants are ready... The Prize: The heavyweight university governance championship of Parkside. The Contestants: The reigning championthe faculty, and the challenger-the academic staff. The Background: The faculty, of c ourse, consists of assistants, associate- and full professors. The academic staff, the fourth wheel of the university-the other three being the administration, faculty and students-want to be better represented on the many committees on campus. The academic staff consists of two parts: 162 teaching staffers (adjunct faculty, specialists, lecturers and visiting profs); and 77 non-teaching staffers (from such areas as Physical Plant, Security, Financial Aid, Student Services, Union, Student Activities and the library/learning center). The academic staff is similar to Rocky Balboabecoming champion isn't the goal. Going the distance to earn self-respect and the respect of others is what they want to achieve. But in order to get what they want-representation on committees-they must battle with the Apollo Creeds, also known as the faculty. And everybody knows that champions are weary of other entities trying to grab some of that championship glory and power. Champions also feel that challengers exist in a secondary, supportive role to their actions. One advantage the academic staff has is the fact that the third man in the ring-Chancellor Guskin-is on their side. But a two-against-one situation is not a clear-cut indication of "victory," by Ken Meyer, Editor because it is truly up to the champion whether or not the challenger will have the chance to go the distance and earn its professional respect. That's what the issue comes down to, really. There won't be any low blows, knockdowns or any head butts. It won't be a bloody brawl. It will be politics in its essential form-protecting one's power base and deciding whether or not to form a coalition. But the major question is: will the champion take it on the chin realizing that the championship (power) will not be lost or infringed upon in any way, or will the champion hold the heavyweight title above its head and scornfully dismiss any challengers it encounters? Only time will tell. And nobody knows how much time. After all, remember Rocky II and Rocky III? U 9 *00 £ Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovaiic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias .. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chemouski; Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every* Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ' All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld lor valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. jjjiursday, October 20,1983 ^ -RANGER rroposea change disturbs Vet's Club by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Parkside Vets Club met Oct. 12 with Stu Rubner, director of Community Services and Veterans' Officer, to discuss the proposed changes in veterans' personnel. Pat Falkenstern is currently the secretary for both Veterans' Services and Jack Elmore of Student Services. The proposed personnel change, recommended by Rubner and Elmore to the Personnel Office, would replace Falkenstern's present 40 hour per week position with two new people creating two part-time (20 hour per week) positions. Falkenstern would be reassigned to another position on campus. "We made the recommendation based on the theory that she's trying to work for two people and management-wise it is not a good arrangement at all," said Rubner. He added that he feels her job as Veterans' Services secretary should be changed to a clerical position. Rich Welbon, Vets Club president, said that the vets are not happy about the personnel change because they feel it will create a decline in the services they presently receive. There are about 400 veterans enrolled at Parkside and ap- . proximately 217 of t hose are receiving benefits. "Pat's there everyday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. A new person would only be there 20 hours a week, say from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. If someone goes in the office at 2:30 p.m. and he's having a problem getting his check for him and his family, it will be very inconvenient if no one's there," said Welbon. Falkenstern said she has a very busy schedule working for the vets and helping them receive the benefits they are entitled to. She is knowledgeable about the benefits available to vets, such as Chapters 31, 32, 34, and 35 Grant for Vietnam Era Veterans, Wisconsin State Vocational Rehabilitation Program and many others. "It is important for people who work here to understand what programs are available or the veterans won't be getting the care or the benefits they are entitled to," said Falkenstern. The job requires Falkenstern to have vets fill out the necessary forms to attend school and receive Vets Club meets to discuss proposed secretarial change. benefits. She must take great care in certifying veterans' benefits because errors in the process could hold up a check for a veteran. Falkenstern expressed concern about the proposed change in her position because she feels that her job as Veterans Services secretary is more intricate than the clerical status it has been given. "Last year the person who handled Veterans' Services had a masters degree. When he retired I was asked to do this job. Now it's a Dramatic Arts major offered by Jill Whitney Nielsen If it has always been your goal to major in Dramatic Arts at Parkside, now you can. A BA degree in Dramatic Arts was approved Sept. 30 by the UW Board of Regents. The new major, which has been an option within the Communication major, will begin next semester and will require 40 credits in the areas of acting, directing, dramatic literature, history, criticism, design and technical forms. It also carries a minor and offers secondary teacher certification by the Department of Public Instruction.. The new program also gives professors direct contact, via computer, with interested students and those already participating in the major. The faculty in the Dramatic Arts division is very excited about the new major. Lee VanDyke, Associate Professor of Dramatic Arts states, "In Nicholas Nickleby, a character says, 'Theater happens in a blaze of finery, but only at night.' It's important for the campus at large to realize it has programs that sparkle at night, along with the academic 9-5 routine." Dramatic Arts programs complement the Liberal Arts division because of the literature, critique, performance and design components, he said. It encompasses everything from religion and philosophy to history and sociology. The Dramatic Arts program started at Parkside as an extracurricular activity. Someone like Richard Carrington would decide to direct a play and it would go on from there. Then, seven years ago, it was moved from the Humanities Division to Fine Arts and Rhoda-Gale Pollack, Division Chairman, began building it up to what it now is. There are currently 200 students in Dramatic Arts courses. The new major is not expected to require new faculty or facilities. H.S. students have "Day on Campus" While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 27 and 28, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions and academic programs and services as well as attended selected in-session UW-Parkside classes on subjects including physics, art history and world politics. There will also be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with UW-Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend a presentation titled, "What to Expect When You are a College Student." There will also be a tour of the university library and learning laboratory and a talk, "Using a College Library for High School Research." Registration, which begins at 8 a.m. and continues throughout both mornings, will be at the Wyllie Library- Learning Center's information kiosk on the southeast end of the campus. A full schedule of activities will be available there. For more information, call 553-2122. Library book sale set The Library/Learning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. 1, 2 and 3 from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Level Approximately 1,200 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25 cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items that are not needed for the library collection, according to Hannelore B. Rader, Director of the Library- /Learning Center. ^ clerical assistant position, which is an entry level position on campus, she said. "When I first started this job, what 1 most frequently heard from the veterans Js 'No one gives a damn about us.' At that time I just listened, but the longer I work here the more I wonder about that statement. When I think about the veterans at Parkside, I see men and women who were willing to risk their lives for me and I seriously wonder if I would have had the courage to do the same for them," said Falkenstern. "One vet here has received three Purple Hearts and numerous other awards. There are others who have gone out on the line and risked their lives — they weren't given awards. Many of our vets carry with them the scars of service, some physical and some psychological, and in many cases these will be with them for the rest of their lives. It seems to me that morally and practically we owe the veterans the services that will make their transition into university life successful. Their concerns should be our concerns," she said. Welbon said, "We have somebody in the office now who really cares and we should fight to keep her in there." He added that those people concerned about the situation should contact him at 5820 Nicholson Road, Franksville, Wis. 53126 or attend the Vets Club meeting Oct. 26. Jim LaMack, from the personnel office said that no final decision has been made at this time concerning the proposed personnel change and that things are still in the planning stages. Staff representation Continued from Page 1 and had faculty status at other colleges before coming to Parkside. Guskin said that "there are certain academic staff people who shouldn't be on committees" but he said that it also true about faculty. "They'll elect the best people- -no more often bad choices than anybody else." The chancellor said that similar changes are being contemplated throughout the UW System. "You're asking Parkside to lead," said committee member Richard Keehn. "You're absolutely right," replied Guskin. "The issue is not Milwaukee or Madison-it's what you feel." After Guskin's presentation, the committee agreed to look further into the issue and, as chairman James Shea said, find out the answer to the "ultimate question-is it going to help the university?" •••••••• The committee continued discussion about the status of academic staff-both at Parkside and systemwide- during its latest meeting Oct. 13. "(It's) strange that we're being pushed to do this when the entire system is studying the issue," said Rhoda-Gale Pollack. "Contrary to the overall impresson given last time (by Guskin)," said Shea, "there is no move to give them what they want (at Green Bay, Milwaukee and Madison). All the University Committee chairs (there) thought it was a bad idea." Shea said the report that the chancellors and committee chairs of those campuses wanted all academic staff personnel to vote on faculty committees is "not true." Although the implication was that wholesale power is to be given to the academic staff at these other campuses, said Shea, they are mainly dealing with the teaching academic staff. Pollack noted that other campuses have many teaching academic staff while Parkside doesn't really have too many. Shea said the change could be thought of as "a minor grab for power-strengthen the hand of the staff and therefore the administration." Keehn said that he had talked to a few academic staff personnel who said that "word has come down from the top" that the staff should become more involved in the university's governance. He also said that "Guskin's going to get (what he wants) because he's committed." Shea replied that that would prompt a loud outcry from the faculty. The committee decided to wait and see what happens in the UW system's central study of the academic staff in relation to the universities' governance before further addressing the issue. side's Placement office. Topic: "Images" of a personnel professional. Students should bring a bag lunch. The room number will be announced-look for posters. Peer Support A meeting has been called for Peer Support members-both old members and new members-on Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 111 (Faculty Lounge). This RANGER Anyone who would like to be a member of Peer Support are asked to come. They need "fresh" ideas from you, too. Members of Peer Support are: occasional volunteers (volunteering their time and effort for one period of time once a year) and routine volunteers (volunteering their time and effort more than once a year). The agenda will include: discussion of Peer Support (past, present and future), discussion of By-laws and adapting the Constitution, discussion of current budget, discussion of future budget (planning). Please make every effort to attend this meeting. The future of this organization may be at stake. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization) will conduct its first Jelly Bean guessing contest on campus. General rules: 50 cent donation per guess, two free guesses with BSO membership of $4, guess as often as you please, person who comes closest to guessing the actual total number of jelly beans wins. ($15 first place, $5 second place.) Winners' names will be announced in the Ranger the first week of November. Proceeds from the contest will go the Sickle Cell Anemia Foundation. Student participation in BSO activities, as well as in other campus events, is an important part of university life. BSO will hold a general membership meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107 to kick off the BSO membership drive and Minority Student retention at Parkside. SWEA SWEA (Student Wisconsin Education Association) welcomes Michael Bernier of the Kenosha Education Association. He will speak Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 p.m. in Moln D128. Everyone is invited to attend. Feel free to bring a bag lunch and a friend. Also at this meeting the final details of the fall workshop in Milwaukee will be discussed and worked out. Come and be part of the world of learning. Pi Sigma Epsilon Maria Konters, managing director of Pi Sigma Episilon (Marketing Club), will be coming from New York to meet with our chapter. The meeting will be held on Friday, Oct. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 217. All members are urged to attend. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club will sponsor "Pizza Party II" on Friday, Oct. 21 at 2 p.m. in Union Square. The cost will be $2 for club members, $1 for Science Division faculty and staff and $5 for all other life forms. The price includes all the pizza one can eat and refreshments. Chemistry students: don't miss this opportunity to chat with your favorite chemistry professors at this gala celebration. Sign up in Greenquist 114 by 10 a.m. Friday, Oct. 21 so pizza can be ordered. iJThursj^ Club Events ASPA Attention all ASPA (American Society for Personnel Administration) members who are graduating in December. UW-Whitewater is putting together a booklet of resumes to be distributed to PIRA personnel managers at the December PIRA meeting. Turn in resumes and $5 to Bonnie Gauger or Mary Ann Bock by Nov. 1. The club's first social gathering is planned for Oct. 25 at Looey's Roundtable at 8:30 p.m. Contact Mike at 857-7526 or 815-6784278. The first fund raiser is Wednesday, Oct. 26. General membership meeting on Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 pm. Speakers- Bill Wright of Kenosha Savings and Loan and JoAnn Goodyear of Park- Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.E McGillicuddy achieved fame and fortune throughout Canada. They say his special concoction called Mentholmint Schnapps had a taste so refreshing going in, so smooth going down, that thirsty trappers came from miles around just to buy it. Dr. McGillicuddy is long gone, but his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on in your favorite tavern or liquor emporium. Try Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps straight up, on the rocks, or with your favorite beer. Any way you pour it, schnapps never tasted so cool. $1.50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. To receive your $1.50 refund, fill out this refund order form and mail it with the neck label from the 750ml or liter size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer EO. 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They need input for future planning and current planning. What ideas do you have? Strategies for the group need to be documented. Please come and voice your opinion. RANGER PSGA Six students join Senate 5 Thursday, October 20.1983 Continued from Page 1 attitude on the part of the student body towards their government must be replaced with a willingness on the parts of the students to get involved and make things happen for themselves." "I need a lot of feedback from the student body, as well as from the faculty," he said. "This means that I need a great deal of cooperation on the parts of everyone to be responsive and tell me how they feel about things. At the same time, I have the added responsibility to let the students know what is happening with their student government and bring the issues up at the Senate meetings." "I think that there is no better time than now for people to act, to become involved It is my future and your future at Parkside that is important here. I guess we'll never know unless we try," he said. Bill Grindeland "I would like to try to work towards improved parking, additional computer terminal capacity, better extra-curricular activities, strong backing of the basketball team and other student concerns," said Bill Grindeland. He plans to address these issues by researching the problems and issues, asking for student opinion and talking with the administration in an effort to get PSGA involved. Grindeland hopes to "improve communications between the student body and the PSGA with the help of the Ranger and pure personal determination." Carlice Halmo Student apathy, getting things done on time and the student government budget are among the issues that Carlice Halmo intends to address as a Senator. Halmo was a member of her high school student council and plans on addressing the issues by having closer communication between the Senate and the PSGA President. Halmo wants to see more people working with the PSGA "in order to make PSGA work as it should." Paul Johnson Paul Johnson plans to address "the issues relevant to the older students, especially the veterans, (who) are the ones I am interested in. "I will find out what the students who elected me want me to do. It is their interests that I am representing- not my own. "I am interested in the student government and how it can work for us as students," he said. "We can change a lot and I would like to help change things for the better." Robert Oik Robert Oik is presently researching the granting of tenure at Parkside, which is the major issue he plans to address. "I feel strongly that the politcal nature of this university in regards to its decision-making process in granting or not granting tenure has to be changed," he said. "Just about anyone who attends this university knows of some excellent educator getting the ax because he or she rubbed the wrong person the wrong way. These excellent educators are written off with some b.s. about publishing. What is this university here for, anyway? To teach, that is it, and that should be the basic criteria for granting tenure." Oik also wants to make information concerning scholarships more available to the student body. Steve Schreiner "I am most concerned with issues that deal with student activities and students' rights," said Steve Schreiner. "One such issue will be whether or not to eliminate the 1-2 p.m. activity hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. "I am opposed to any policy that would lessen student involvement here at Parkside," he said. "Being a non-traditional, commuter campus, we have enough trouble getting students involved without eliminating the activities hour. If this issue does arise, I would try to get the Senate to pass a resolution which would state our opposition and then take the appropriate follow- up action." Betz, Meyer elected to PUAB, SUFAC Two student-at-large committee seats were also filled during last week's PSGA elections: Chuck Betz on PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) and Ken Meyer on SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). Only one candidate ran for each committee. Chuck Betz PUAB, as stated in its by-laws, is "an advisory body in the formulation, implementation and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It shall seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in campus and community activities and services." PUAB consists of 10 voting member: one from each of the five major organizations, two faculty members, one person chosen by t he Alumni Association and two students- at-large, one elected each semester. Chuck Betz, who is a former PSGA vice-president, wants to address "the possible expansion of the Union building that is being discussed. I also (want) to find out more about their policies and how they decide certain questions like pricing, hours, programming, etc." he said. "It is just an advisory committee, so there's not a lot we can do," he said, "but I think if the committee comes up with some really good ideas that students like, we should be able to get them implemented." Ken Meyer SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of PSGA which allocates the portion of total tuition fee that is called segregated fees. Parkside has traditionally had the lowest segregated fee charge in the UW system. This year, a full-time resident student paid $76 in segregated fees out of a total $519.50 tuit ion charge. SUFAC is comprised of five PSGA Senators and two studentsat- large, with one elected each semester. SUFAC funds 17 areas on campus, including student organizations, Athletics, Intramurals, the Child Care Center, and the Health and Housing offices. Ken Meyer, who is the editor of Ranger, has served on SUFAC for two years previously. "I feel that my two years on SUFAC and four years on Ranger have enabled me to learn the operations of all the different organizations on campus," he said. Meyer wants "to make sure that SUFAC isn't a rubber-stamp committee for all of the areas it funds. Each organization has to be able to justify the allocation they request. With the current UW economic mess, we can't just go about throwing money away." Seats are still available on the PSGA Senate. Stop in PSGA office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shop) for more information Election results One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) voted in last weeksParkside Student Government Association's fall election. There were nine open Senate seats, so all six candidates won. Here are the results: SENATE Steve Schreiner 81 Robert Oik 68 Bill Grindeland 61 Carlice Halmo 57 Kert Acklam 53 (write-in) Paul Johnson 39 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Ken Meyer 91 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Chuck Betz 94 Job counseling available on campus by Napoleon Scarbrough The Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, Racine office, has a counselor at Parkside, located in the nursing center, Moln D115. Dave Duffeck, one of the Vocational Rehabilitation counselors, is in his office on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4 p .m. The program provides vocational rehabilitation to people who have a disability, be it physical, mental or psychological. It will assist these people in attaining vocational goals in order to help them become productive citizens of society. Duffeck or another assigned counselor will develop, with the student, a rehabilitation plan. The services include: vocational evaluation; job placement assistance; training ; physical and psychological restoration; the purchase of occupational tools, licenses and clothing; providing transportation and maintenance payments for training program; as well as other services that are dependent upon financial need. To be eligible for the program, you must be sixteen years or older and have a disability as mentioned above. If there are questions, Duffeck asks that you drop by the Health Center on his day on campus or call him at his Racine office, 636- 3462. Kenosha resident are encouraged to call the Kenosha office. Duffeck asks that students make an appointment with Edith Eisenburg, school nurse, when coming to the Health Center. Legal concerns: Child support and divorce "Legal Concerns: Child Support and Divorce" is the October topic for the monthly public meeting hosted by the Unemployment Task Force. Judy Hartig, attorney with Hartig, Bjelajac and Michelson, and Dan Konkol, assistant District Attorney with Racine County and head of the non-support division, will address some of the problems involved with divorce and child support. Hartig and Konkol will state the options available to those considering divorce or separation, many who are experiencing trouble with spouses or children because of divorce and others who are having difficulties with child support payments. A q uestion and answer session will follow the presentations. We know the stress of the new economy is causing the dissolution of many marriages. The October meeting gives individuals a chance to get some answers to a very emotional situation in a supportive atmosphere. The meeting is Thursday, Oct. 27 at 1:30 in the Crystal Room at Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine. The meeting is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be available. The Unemployment Task Force is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its purpose is to help jobless people through the phase of unemployment. Vietnam course sparks student interest RANGER by Mark Feldman American involvement in the Vietnam War ended more than 10 years ago. Post-war rhetoric and discussion continue to try to sort out exactly what happened. For many, bitter memories remain. Others still have not reached an understanding of what, for 20 years, was American's most raging controversy. In order for today's students to see that period more clearly, History Professor Oliver Hayward is offering a course on the war entitled "International Conflict: the Vietnam War." "I think this generation really cares about what happened in that time span," Hayward said in an interview last Wednesday. "There's a lot of concern shown by the students in the class. Many of them talk to me after class about the topic." The class will be broken into five parts, beginning with the early history of Vietnam. "In order to really understand what happened during the American involvement, you have to start at the beginning of the country," Hayward said. As the class centers on certain topics, Hayward will have special lecturers from the faculty to speak on them. "I am trying to avoid sounding judgmental in any way," he said. "I'm not taking a stand on one side or the other. I want to explain things and let the students make their own judgments." The class will have the help of the recent PBS special on Vietnam to visualize some of the class discussions. "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations," Hayward said. "We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly." The class is also being taught at Madison this fall, but it is on a trial run here at Parkside for this semester. "1 wanted to have a more careful "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations. We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly. 99 -Oliver Hayward look at the war, personally," said Hayward, on reasons why he offered the class. "I was very ambivalent during that period and I really Go From Senior To Manager. Whatever your degree, the Navy can put you in a management position right away. You begin your Navy career with some of the most sophisticated technical and general management training available in important fields like electronics, inventory control, purchasing, personnel administration, engineering and systems analysis. And from your first day as a Navy officer, you have decision-making authority. You're given the level of responsibility you need to turn textbook knowledge into professional know-how, fast. All you need is a BS or BA. 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He graduated in 1960 with a Ph.D. in Russian history with an interest in Eastern Asia. He has been on the Parkside faculty since 1971 when the university was founded His Russian training will aid him in his planned class/trip to the Soviet Union from March 10 to March 24 This will be Hayward's third Soviet trip since 1979. For the low price of $1,690, a student can go to the USSR over spring break and pick up three credits in the process by taking the International Studies Seminar. "It's a great adventure whenever we go," he said. "There's an incredible variety of cultures to see in the Soviet Union." PAB sponsors Steamboat trip by Keith Harmann Steamboat. More mountain than Aspen, more powder than Vail, more lifts than Snowmass, more sun than Sun Valley, more bars than Utah. January first through the ninth, PAB is sponsoring a winter ski vacation to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. The price is $269 ($96 less than last year) and has many quality inclusions: round-trip deluxe motor coach to and from Steamboat, six nights' lodging in the Storm Meadows Condominiums, four-day lift ticket, daily parties ranging from hot tub happy hours to a giant party in the Steamboat central complex and many other options are available on the trip. Applications can be obtained in the Student Activities Office and are due Oct. 18 with a $50 deposit. The final payment is due Nov. 18. Steamboat is the second largest ski mountain in Colorado with an average annual snowfall of 27 feet. The total number of ski runs is 73, and the ski lift capacity is 18 660 skiers per hour. Neil Nelson, coordinator of the trip, said that the price was too good to pass up and that "we had a fun time last year and I'm sure it will be even better this year. We -have two buses going, comnarwitn only one last year. This allows us to have 47 more people going, a total of 94." Steamboat offers more than downhill skiing. There are sleigh rides, ice skating, cross country skiing, sledding and more. The condominiums are furnished with a color TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, all utensils and dishes, private sundeck/patio, fireplace, daily maid service and others. Ann Fralich went on last year's trip and is very excited about returning to Steamboat this year. "I have a lot of good memories about Steamboat and I think that it is great that I'll be able to relive them. Everyone should share the excitement of the Steamboat feeling." Atomic disorder The atomic age has produced a new behavior disorder, the Family Nuclear Syndrome, says a UW-Madison family therapist. Prof. Morton Perlmutter says children hear depressing discussion of nuclear war and the possibility of a holocaust and develop deep and unspecific fears, chronic anxiety, impotent rage and a "live-fortoday attitude." Such feelings show up in the teen years as rebellious attitudes toward social norms on sqxuakconduct and drug,use, , ,y; RANGER Locker thefts reported 7 Thursday, October 20,1983 by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Five thefts in the Phy. Ed. building have been reported to campus Security during the last week and a bait. Items missing were cash, shoes and a Sony walkman radio hour of the five thefts were reported from the men's locker room between 11 a.m. and noon and 1 to 2 p.m. On one occasion, a fire bomb went off in the men's locker room but nothing was reported missing. In most cases the thief was interested in money and valuables, since no clothing was taken. S^curity is investigating the thefts and a few suspects are under surveillance, according to Ron Brinkman of S ecurity. "To the best of our knowledge, no master key is in the wrong hands," said Brinkman. "Locks are being cut off and removed-personal locks and Parkside locks." Brinkman suggests that students not put any money in their lockers if at all possible. He also suggests the use of case-hardened locks that cannot be cut with bolt cutters, and to report anything suspicious to the Security office immediately. There is a reward fund for informers who give information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief/thieves. One way to make personal items safe, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, is to install airport lockers where the lockers would be visible and patrons would receive a key after inserting a coin into the locker. But, Dannehl pointed out, there are no funds available for such lockers. "The administration is very concerned and very hopeful Security may be apprehending the thieves very soon," said Dannehl. "But until they are caught, do not leave any valuables, especially money, in the locker rooms." Small business course offered Managing Employees in a Small Company" will be the topic of a five-session course at Parkside from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Thursdays- Nov. 3, 10, 17 and Dec. 8 and 15-in Union Room 104-106. Cost is $50 and persons should pre-register by calling 553-2047 or 553-2620. Instructor for the sessions will be Parkside business management professor Dennis Laker, a former Dental recruitment on campus Charles Alexander, recruiter for Marquette's Dental School, will be at Parkside on Friday, Oct. 21 to talk to students interested in Marquette's dental program. Alexander will be in the Minority Student Program office, WLLC D198, at 1 p.m. small business manager who has presented numerous workshops and seminars at area firms. Laker, who holds a master's degree in industrial-organizational psychology from the University of Illinois and who is currently completing PhD work in that subject, also teaches personnel administration, selection and placement and training and development courses at Pakside. Topics to be covered in the five sessions include selecting, orienting and training new employees; improving management-employee communication; compensation and salary administration; and motivating employees for improved productivity. The program is sponsored by Parkside Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center in conjunction with UW-Extension. Winter Carnival planning /****************** & * American Motorshow J 4 with X * JIM BRADLEY £ J WRJN - 1400 AM { if 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30-4:00 PM X jf MONDAY THRU FRIDAY X Students who are interested in planning the 1984 Winter Carnival are encouraged to contact the Student Activities Office, Union 209. There are 14 designated seats appointed through the five major student organizations and five studentat- large seats available for students who would like to join in the planning of the event. Winter Carnival, to be held Feb. 13-17, is designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual events. The festivities traditionally begin with a parade on Monday and conclude with a dance on Friday. The first Winter Carnival committee meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 24. Do something worthwhile... 1W-1W... TPiP-TfcP Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, next to the Coffee Shop The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P ^ Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater .M?n n,hIc il )eK 50 3'"den,Bi «•«. senior cttteens; rw!nn ™ H ?,00r' $3 and W. tickets at Fine Arts Stf"S® and Un,°" ,n,° Center. For information, can 5&J-4501. This performance is sponsored bv a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. . 8 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Brian Kitzmann Francois Cecile Lavonne Michaud Thomas Sinnett Kimberlie Kranich Robert Goll Maria Ambrose Robin White Linda A. Winzer Scholarships reward academic excellence About $9,000 in Molinaro and Alumni Association Merit Scholarships has been awarded to Parkside students based upon their superior academic performances. Scholarships paying for three Parkside pre-medicine students' 1983-84 tuition, which is $1,209 a year, went to the winners of the George and Madeline Molinaro Pre-Medicine Scholarship Fund, established three years ago by Madeline Molinaro, widow of the Kenosha civic and labor leader, who as a prominent state assemblyman, introduced legislation in 1965 which established Parkside. The Molinaro Scholars are sophomore Lavonne Michaud, Kenosha; freshman Linda Winzer, Kenosha; and freshman Francois Cecile, Racine. Graduates of Parkside's widely recognized pre-medicine program, FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE 41 TO BANK 'i l-ffO( K TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 mnBER vnir based in the university's science division and advised by life science professor Anna Marie Williams, have been admitted to medical schools at rates far exceeding the national average. Several Parkside pre-med graduates have gone on to medical school and returned to Kenosha or Racine to establish private practices. Incoming freshmen who are winners of $1,000 merit scholarships at Parkside, money for which came* from the university Alumni Association's fund-raising campaign this year, are: Maria Ambrose, Kenosha; Robert Goll, Kenosha; Kimberlie Kranich, Racine; Thomas Sinnet, Racine; Robin White, Racine; and Brian Kitzmann, Sturtevant. Those students ranked in the top 10 percent of their high school graduating classes. In addition, Parkside business majors Martin Rheaume, Racine, and Ellen Breitbach of St. Francis, Wis., each were awarded $400 scholarships from the Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing Management Association. Peer Support awards scholarships Peer Support has awarded scholarships to Rosalie A. Mutchler and Kristine Sandow. Each will receive $50 to help with their college expenses. These awards are intended for the fall 1983 semester. Mutchler attended St. Catherine's High School in Racine, graduating in 1962. She then attended Gateway Technical School parttime in 1979-80. After Gateway, she went to college in Ohio part-time. Currently, Mutchler is a full-time student and has not attended college within the past seven years. Mutchler hopes to seek a degree "which will enable me to pursue a career in social work and counseling." She is interested in psychology and sociology courses and expects to gain much personal satisfaction in developing her career. Sandow attended Edgerton High School and graduated in 1962. She has been unemployed for over a year. Her educational goals are simple and straight forward,. She intends to study a variety of subjects that interest her and this will combine with her vast work history in order to produce a more employable person. She will eventually become more self-sufficient and gain confidence in herself. •••••••• Two $50 scholarships are being offered by Peer Support, a major student organization concerned with helping non-traditional students (23 years of age and older) make a successful return to academic life. Applicants should be those who plan to enroll at least part-time at Parkside in Spring '84. Application blanks are available in the Peer Support office (WLLC D- 175) or you may call (553-2706). Applications are due Dec. 1. Checks will be mailed Dec. 31. Licensed drinkers New program endows Should drinkers be licensed? A Wisconsin legislator thinks so. Rep. John Medinger's bill would require high school graduates to pass a test if they want to drink legally before turning 21. That way, says Medinger, young drinkers learn "the rules of the road." Two incoming freshmen studehts at Parkside, Mary Haen and Jeffrey Beard, both of Kenosha, recently were awarded American State Bank Merit Scholarships of $1,000 each to be used for their first two years of university work. The scholarship program was established this year by the Kenosha bank's board of directors as an endowment fund for students from Kenosha County to attend Parkside. The bank began the endowment with a $5000 gift and intends to contribute additional funds each year. American State Bank Merit Scholarships are awarded annually on the basis of academic achievement in high school and potential for excellent in university work. Haen, of 3603 10th Ave., a 1983 graduate of Bradford High School who maintained a perfect 4.0 grade point average (straight A's) during her high school career, has entered Parkside's accelerated three-year pre-medicine program. Beard, of 4918 70th St., a 1983 graduate of St. Joseph's High School who ranked in the top one percent of the nation's' collegebound students on his college admissions examinaton, plans to major in business and pre-law at Parkside. Scholarship recipients are selected by a committee of Parkside faculty. NSF fellowships selected The National Research Council, in conjunction with the National Science Foundation, will select candidates for the Foundation's programs for Graduate Fellowships and Minority Fellowships. Final selection of Fellows will be made by the Foundation, with awards to be announced in March 1984. NSF Fellowships are intended for students at or near the beginning of their graduate study, and will be awarded for study or work leading to master's or doctoral degrees in the mathematical, physical, biological, engineering, and social sciences, and in the history and philosophy of science. Eligible applicants will, in general, be college seniors or first-year graduate students who, at the time of application, have not completed more than 20 semester/30 quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any of the aforementioned science and engineering fields following completion of their first baccalaureate degree. The annual stipend for NSF Fellows will be $8,100 for a 12 month tenure. The deadline for applications is Nov. 23. For further information and applications contact the Fellowship Office, National Research Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20418. Loan application fee illegal A $10 fee for processing Guaranteed Student Lpans applications is illegal, the Minnesota Higher Education Coordinating Board has decided recently. It struck down a request from the University of Minnesota and a state association of financial aid adminstrators to change the state loan contract to permit a GSL fee. Campus officials say the fee is needed to cover rising administrative costs and insure speedy processing of applications. The board saw the fee as a potential burden on needy students, however. HANGER Wind Ensemble to perform 9 Thursday, October 20,1983 Three innovative contemporary wind ensemble selections and two works from early band-music eras will be performed by the Parkside 40-piece wind ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 27 in the Union Cinema Theater. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and UW-P staff and $2 for others. Featured contemporary selections are Vincent Persichetti's "Masquerade for Band," which develops a short musical passage through a series of variations; Normal Dello Joio's "Colonial Ballads," a set of six movements that presents a "feast of orchestral colors; ' and Alan Hovhaness' "Journey to a Holy Mountain" from Symphony No. 20 for Band, a piece that reflects the composer's Armenian heritage through its mystic and hypnotic character. u Tlband music selections are Haydn Wood's "Mannin Veen-Dear Isle of Man," which is representative of the early 20th century English practice of transcribing folk songs into hypnotic settings for band and which was one of the first works to use the band as a concert organization; an(j Louis gpohr's Notturno," for Turkish Band, Opus 34, a German classical piece composed in the spirit of a Mozart serenade incorporating a number of dance styles including a minute, a march, a theme and variations and a spirited finale. e, "S'oj y'Sombra" ("Sun and Shade"), a Spanish march by George Gates, will close the program. Earn $ by selling advertising for Ranger. For more information, contact Catherine Chaffee in the Ranger office. EK"* W "usio Vivian Rodriguez Racine- Professor Mark Eichner, set for 8 p.m. on upcoming concert by the University of Wisconsin* hursday' 0ct- 27« in the Union Cinema Theater. IBM Personal Computers piSCOUMS AVAILABLE All f aculty, staff and students are eligible For more information call or write IBM National Accounts Division, 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee. Wl 53202 (414) 347-6000. YTWTWtTiTirjj Happy Birthday, James Ross Buchanan Congratulations Andy & Brenda, you lucky mom and dad. Best wishes from all of us on the Ranger staff. 10 Thursday, October 20, 1983 RANGER "I Am A Camera'' Milwaukee theater presents "Midnight Dream" that his work is no longer considered valuable. Along with the play's other character, Nog, the alchemist's assistant, Alexander embarks on a search for meaning amid "an atmosphere of fantastic realism..in the contemporary world." The characters are portrayed by Eric Ness, as Alexander, and Paul Zawadsky, as Nog. Ness and Zawadsky received favorable review for their performances opposite each other in Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," which was performed-at Parkside last spring. Ness, who grew up in LaCrosse, has performed at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, the Champlain Shakespeare Festival in Burlington, Vt„ and with the Nebraska Theater Caravan. Zawadsky, a Stevens Point native, has performed with the prestigious Arena Stage Theater in Washington and the Fort Worth (Tex.) Shakespeare Festival. Both performers are graduates of UW-Milwaukee's Professional Actors Training Program. Are activities beneficial? Does participation in outside activities increase students' satisfaction with college life or interfere with it? Past sociological studies produced contradictory answers, but a new look at the question by Richard McKaig, assistant dean of students at Indiana University, indicates that not only are students happier with college life when they participate in outside activities, but the more active their participation, the more satisfaction they derive. The exceptions are student government and residence hall organizations, where the most active students are the most dissatisfied. Using the College Student Satisfaction Questionnaire (CSSQ),. Form C, as a standardized test, McKaig measured the general satisfaction with college life among a sample of 10 percent of the juniors and seniors at IU. With a Student Activities Questionnaire he developed, McKaig also measured the correlation between the degree of satisfaction and the level of participation. Those students highly active in student government and residence hall organizations proved to be less satisfied with college life than those at the lowest level of participation. It's hard to draw cause-and-effect conclusions from such studies, McKaig says, but he thinks student governments generally seek political reforms rather than social ones, and those come more slowly. An administrator himself, McKaig says, "Maybe we frustrate those people more than we haVe to ." Special: 25% off Jube Jells Week of Oct. 17 California Mix Licorice Bully Malted Milk Balls Milk Caramels Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kissses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearmint Leaves Starlite Mints Caramel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Caramel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Scott Niles and Mary Beth Kelleher rehearse a scene from "I Am A Camera," the Dramatic Arts fall main stage production. Performances are Oct. 28, 29, 30 and Nov. 4 and 5 in the Communication Arts Theater. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst I Milwaukee's Paradox Studio • Theatre will bring its production of Luis D. Arata's new two-character play, "Midnight Dream," a humor-, ous and poignant tale of an aging alchemist's search for life's meaning, to Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2 in the Communication Arts Studio Theatre. Advance tickets, available at the Union Information Center, are $2.50 f or senior citizens and UW-P students and staff; $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 a nd $4. Limited seating is available, so advance registrations are encouraged and can be made by calling Parkside's Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The performance is being supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts and Humanities divisions. In "Midnight Dream," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates an elderly alchemist, Alexander, who must come to grips with the fact RANGER _ Yarborough heads Learning Lab by Carol Kortemlick , .. 11 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Hidden in a deep, secluded corner of the library, in level D-l, lies the Learning Lab. Thelma Yarborough is the new coordinator of the Learning Lab and is also teaching Reading and Study Skills. Yarborough arrived at Parkside on May 15 from Washington, D. C. where she had worked for two institutions teaching Afro-American studies, History, Reading and Study skills. She enjoys the informal atmosphere at Parkside and finds the new equipment more effective. Her true reason for coming to Parkside, she said, is because "it is the birthplace of academic freedom." Many students are ignorant of the Learning Lab's value. The Learning Lab is seen as the place to help get "slow" students through college. Yarborough sees this label as particularly inhibiting for all students, especially when it can help with research, improve study skills and even teach one how to take exams more effectively. She enjoys the Learning Lab, yet hopes to see some much-needed improvements. In any institution, Yarborough's top priority is the students. Her goal at Parkside is to promise the growth of the Learning Lab and from there to facilitate learning for all students. Her dedication to the Learning Lab is mixed with a concern that all individuals obtain an equal opportunity for higher education. She feels many people lose the chance for better education due to their low financial status, in that the middle class sets a standard for Painting techniques taught The painting techniques of old masters will be examined in a University Extension one day art class, and students will learn to use a number of different painting methods, such as grisaille, glazine, and underpainting. The instructor, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of Racine, began her art education in Copenhagen, Denmark, her native land. She has since received M.A. and M.F.A. degrees in painting from the University of Iowa, and a masters degree in teaching art from the University of New Hampshire. Her experience has included teaching, exhibiting in numerous shows and galleries, and designing for industry, a publishing company, and an art museum. The class is intended for either the person who would like to start using oil paints, or one who has already achieved some proficiency with that medium or similar media — for example, acrylic, alkyd or watercolor. The class will be held on Saturday, November 12, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., in Tallent Hall. Students are asked to register by Nov. 4 with University Extension, phone (414) 553-2312. The fee is $15i > Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Sea0rams itvtn Croum Croum '"town u i gwuM" s#"*'"5<* """it Si«»«tso« 0 8'i iiwmi «s s o taste of Seagram ^ * w Damcefoter stirs Seren&Seren '© 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO.. N Y . N Y AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 P ROOF. Scyeii-Up",and '7U P" aie trademarks qf the ,Seven Up Company. The Parkside interview RANGER Dean's list... by Jill Whitney Nielsen Associate Professor of English, Jim Dean has been with Parkside since 1970. He graduated from the College of William and Mary in Virginia and went on to receive his Ph.D. from the Shakespeare Institute at the University of Birmingham, England. He lived in Stratford- upon-Avon for two years. Awarded the Fulbright Grant, he spent 1977 and 1978 traveling around South America, teaching Contemporary American Poetry at Brazilian Universities. As well as Shakespeare, his interests lie in Contemporary Comparative Poetry. •••••••• What are your feelings on collective bargaining? To quote Ben Franklin, "If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately." I was affiliated with the AFL-CIO, checking contracts for the musicians' union and without it, many of them would have been up a creek, so to say. So you're in favor of it? Sure. You are no less a professional when you're part of an organization. How useful do you feel tenure is? "I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way." Very useful. Without it we wouldn't have the protection of freedom of speech. Well, what about people who are awarded tenure and don't deserve it? There's always some dead wood floating around, but good people more than compensate for that. What about the ones who deserve it and don't get it? It's more of a supply and demand situation, rather than the deserving being deemed deficient. There are just too many qualified people and not enough jobs. How do you feel about the balance between teaching and research? PIZZA PLUS ^(FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) LAI HROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE 633-6307 *******^*********? Teaching should be the main thing, the main goal. But research is for keeping you "alive," keeping you informed and in touch with what you're teaching. But it's the students first, then the art. Do you think we place too much emphasis on research? No, some schools do, but not Parkside. ' •••••••* How do you like Parkside? I m glad to be here. You have the chance to do many things that may interest you instead of being pigeon-holed into one field. I also love the area, right next to the park, near the lake. Water, I think is very important to well-being. How do you like teaching? Teaching is fun. Everything is for the students. When you begin to teach, the text is the most important thing, but after a few years working with the students, their ideas and their responses to the literature become more important. There's the real reward. How do you feel about the relationship between the faculty and administration? We have both a corporate and a collegiate structure. The power goes up and down at the same time, but more often down. What about your own division? We have some good people in Administration. The current Chairman of Humanities is very good We've had some rare luck with our chairmen. And all of our people are not only excellent within the division, but they get invoked in the whole aspect of UW-P, heading committees, etc. How do you think Humanities compares with other divisions? It s still aive. But we could use more attention from upstairs. •••••••• How do you like the students at UW-P? We have a very wide range in age and experience that's a definite Associate Professor of English James Dean plus. I feel it's gotten better. Admission is more selective, so we're getting a higher caliber of student. Do you think they're apathetic, not wanting to get involved? You can't be apathetic in class; you'll never last. I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way. Wouldn't you like to see more students involved outside of class? Sure I would. But it's a commuter school. You have to bump into each other on the ^streets, in the supermarkets, at the gas stations to get the interaction you mean. Wouldn't dorms be the answer? Dorms would certainly help. But conditions have improved. For intance, the union. And we now have films, plays, concerts, trips. It's better than it used to be. Education starts in the classrooms, but that's just the beginning. You must come to see things in another light, from fluorescent to neon, so to speak. You're one of the professors who holds classes outside. Do you find that beneficial? Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. The sky's the limit. How would you describe your teaching style? I don't know. I should be asking you that. How do you feel about the education in today's high schools? It's a wonderful time for learning. I think they're doing the best they can with the depressed economy. Schools are understaffed, teacher s are overworked and underpaid, and it's reflected in the educaton kids are getting. What do you think about their cutting certain electives out of the curriculum, such as music and drama? Some of the curriculum still reflect the fad courses of the '70's. Well, fad is fat, and should be cut out, but electives such as music, drama, athletics, certain lit. courses are basic to well-rounded education. The less kids get, the worse off they'll be. I admire the student who with only basics from high school can still do well in college. How has a college education differed in the last ten years? It s different. It may or may not be better, but it is different. Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 RANGER 13 Thursday, October 20,1983 Cadets come to Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The last dance here was a huge success with the Protectors. The next dance will be even better with Racine's own R & B CADETS. They're coming back to the Parkside Union Thursday, Oct. 20. Doors open at 8 p.m. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $2 for guests. It's tonight, so be there (in Union Square) or be square. * * * * * * * * "Hey, Joe! Doing anything tonight? Want to go to a movie together?" "Good idea! The Verdict is playing in the Union Cinema this weekend, and it's only $1." Yes, "The Verdict" will be showing here at 3:30 p.m. today and will be repeated at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Friday and at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday., Next week's movie will be Night of the Living Dead. * * * * * * * * This Wednesday, Oct. 26, John Hunsbuscher will be performing for the Coffeehouse. Relax and watch him from 12-2 p.m. or 8-10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. * * * * * * * * The free movie of the week is the famous Psycho. It's the original, uncut movie that was far better than its sequel. Come see it Tuesday night and don't miss the famous shower scene. All of the above events-are sponsored by PAB. * * * * * * * * The Social Science Round Table this week features Prof. Alexander Lichtman. He will talk on "The Soviet Propaganda Machine: Perspectives on the Scholarly Life in Communist Countries III." The program is open to the public at no charge. It will be Monday, Oct. 24, at noon, in Union 106. * * * * * * * * The foreign film this weekend is The Seduction of Mimi. It will be shown Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series. •••••••• The UW-Extension is sponsoring three courses this week. The first is called "Small Business Loans and How to Obtain Them," on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. On Monday there will be two courses offered: "Working with Children of Divorce" and "Divorce for Men: Artist arrives Nationally-known airbrush artist Robert Paschal will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Oct. 26 to present a slide-illustrated lecture at 2:15 p.m. and demonstrate airbrush painting techniques at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D-145 (the painting studio.) The presentations are free and open to the public. Paschal, author of the book "Airbrushing for Fine and Commercial Artists," is a full-time artist who earned his bachelor and master of fine arts degrees from the State University of New York and has exhibited work at numerous exhibitions, including the New England Exhibition of Sculpture and Painting, the Ball State University Annual Drawing and Small Sculpture Show and the Minot State National Drawing Exhibition. Recently, he exhibited at a national invitational show focusing on the "Artist and the Airbrush" at San Jose State University. He has lectured on airbrush techniques and history at many colleges and universities, including the Pratt Institute and the Art Students League in New York, the University of Massachusetts and Loyola University. His appearance at Parkside is being organized by the Art Discipline and is funded in part by Exxon Corp. Surviving the Trauma" at 9 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. respectively. Call ext. 2312 f or details. * * * * * * * A workshop called "Parent to Parent" will be held Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall, room 182, and is open to anyone. It is sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Call ext. 227 for details. * * * * * * * * Kevin Hamberger, Clinical Psychologist of the Southeastern Family Practice Center, will be speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26. His seminar, called "Stress," will be at 11:50 a.m. in Union 106. The seminar is free and open to the public." 4 Kenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake-24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 > I 14 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Chicken McGoebbles Or: over to you, James thZIJwhV irather 3uaint' if somewhat improbable theory that chums that World War Two may never Hmpr hfdl"? Kth»1uChanCellor of Germany Adolf pel shop b u^ess ^ a"d g0nc ,nto the While this theory may be a bitch to prove, it nevernn! i?f US Wth a relatively neat jump-off probabilities ' SpeCulations on recent historical im- Luckily, advances in improbability theory have al- !lw ,re^earchfs m the Historical Oddball Department at Harvard University to construct alternate scenarios with a percentage error of less than .000002 facts per million. While this may not provide us with great insights as to what really happened in history, the conrfthprS,? n theoretical documents provide us with a rather unique view of what might have been. The articles presented below were written by the SUf? a . ors 'n their respective scenarios. There is little true deviation from the purported facts. Hypothesis 1: What if James Joyce worked for NBC Sports: and the plate was stepped step to the plate yes and he saw the pitcher yes and took the stance but the air was cool and the noise was like a thousand yes batting .521 against lefties with the power of the orient yes and it new to him and he looked dark the arabian sun beating yes and he struck yes once struck and it connected yes with the crack yes yes over yes up it flew yes and mcwilliams going back yes and it flew it's over yes it's out of here yes homer yes it is homer yes it is yes and— Yes. Hypothesis 2: What if T.S. Elliott worked for the IRS? Let us go now, you and I, And with the forms conduct our lives. So It Goes* by John Kovalic Oh, do not ask "What was it?" Let us go and make our audit. (In the room the women come and go talking of tax deductibles.) Do I dare, do I dare, disturb the essence of Uncle Sam and deduct the three martini lunches? (I think I know just what his hunch is.) Hypothesis 3: What if Adolf Hitler managed a Burger King? June 5, 1945 Dear Diary, Der last days are upon us, but I know victory will be ours^ Vhich is better? Flame broilink, fryink or gassink? Put three million more burgers in der offens today, but McDonald's is gettink strong. Plot to kill off Ronald by force-feeding him Mayor McCheese vas complete flop. Der Munchkins did not chance sidez after all. Some gerdammint punk kid vanted a burger done his vay. Hoo-boy did I show him. Bet he feels silly valking around mit der cash register shuved up his vear-unt. Hypothesis 4: What if a wizened, senile, B-movie actor became president of the United States? Conclusion: Too ridiculous to contemplate. The Big Chill": Warm and intelligent by Patricia Cumbie "The Big Chill" is a light-hearted drama about the reunion of seven college friends who haven't kept in touch with each other since graduation. The thing that reunites them is the suicide of their friend, Alex. This may not sound too uplifting, but the humor that is utilitized sets the tone for an enjoyable and sensitive movie. The movie opens with Alex's funeral, which ends with an organ rendition of "You Can't Always Get What You Want," his favorite song. During the drive to the cemetery, one gets introduced to each character. Some are very successful, including a doctor, a lawyer, a TV star and a journalist. Together they experience the loss of their friend and gain insight into their own personal experiences since they were last together, in the sixties. How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? THE BIGCHIM In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. The movie portrays human nature accurately, as the characters argue and discuss their feelings In one scene, at dinner, a tense atmosphere is broken by Nick (William Hurt), when he says, "If Alex were here, he'd say, 'Pass the dessert."' The cast consists of virtual unknowns, except for William Hurt. They play off one another well. It is plausible that they are a group of close friends. One thing that does deserve mention is the music. If you like music from the sixties, you'll enjoy the soundtrack from this movie. As I watched, I was humming and my feet were tapping. The movie stars Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Jobeth Williams, Tom Berenger, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly. This is a movie worth seeing. It is nice for a change to see a movie with adults and an intelligent and enjoyable plot. Once Ober Easy On Trac! by Dick Oberbruner "Before the Trac II" (Rewritten after reading W.B. Lockwood's "Language of the British Isles, Past and Present") There is, as yet, no means of knowing through what eons of time males have been shaving. He has certainly seen Ice Ages come and go with scraggly chins — the fragments of the human skull from the Thames gravel at Batsmeat has remains of stubble. It makes no odds, therefore, that man did not begin shaving until a quarter of a million years ago. His earliest attempts may have been accompanied by* the earliest screams — wh oops only a heated simian would respond to. With the power of oral expression came the need to shave and compare, an intregal factor in man's gradual emancipation from five o'clock shadow to the smoothness of a newborn's hinder. And when his technique was at last perfected, he was then man indeed — eligible and macho. These attributes have been part of the general evolution of the male ego who can say how many tribes of homo d'nubbens have wandered the tundra in search of a reflecting pool? Looking back through unshaven millenia, the imagination dimly comprehends males attracting females by looks rather than by club. Each and every male must have possessed a sharp edged rock or stick to scrape away the accumulation of facial fringe. Only the details are lost, for though archeology brought much understanding of even the remotest ways, for our purposes the jaw of prehistoric man is unclear. Of the transition from brutish profile to Gatsby silhouette we know little, other than the myriad attempts at using metal cutting edges to swipe away goatee. In any case, we know for a fact, man was unable to shave that morning for the dawning of history. Yet some of the archeologist's finds permit at least (what has been called) the Aqua Velva factor. Some 25,000 yea rs ago, we are told, the last European Straight-Edge Age was reaching its climax. Most of Britain had been under some strain to relieve after-burn. The warming climate and the receding glacier brought a springlike atmosphere — a frivolity the pain stricken males would have to pass up. Herds of reindeer and bison paraded along pastures adjacent to man's communities, yet man was unable to cope with the hunt due to windburn. The harpoon and spear once used to kill his prey were the tools of his demise when it came to steppin' out. We are ignorant of the real intent of these people, but we still know them well for they are the same stock and culture as those Cro-Magnon shavers whose need for a panacea outlasted their need for a cookout. Intelligence of this calibre bears witness to the advanced after-shave tech- Xlh ^ modern da from the glacier as a skin coolant. y Billings. They used ice The bearers of such a culture will undoubtedly have shaven a full ™esa week- C0I"parable in principle to any found today. Along : e lines, women found the need to scrape the hair off their lees to expenence the same cooling effect. 8 or^il^Yr h3d 3pfeal in mind 11 win have *>een abundant in ex- E? \ ?nces between (what seemed beforehand) hairy upfigure fw lch^ndiv ri V? certainly have Possessed a special bodily brawls. '"dividual, for use ,n courting rituals and tag-team «rwl!h>TanS^p WOuId be a halbnark the Shaving Age in a society ^ til analogies among smooth skins today be any guide must have invested good looks with an aura of slovenliness. 8 ' * Carl's Corner Again I'm here upon the bus, Around me people swear and cuss. We all sit still and breathe our air divided by sixty is about two inches square. The bus stops fast and smacks my face ?Su 2dd?e n?lyb Lthpela ,dy ri1v3e8r Wtuirthn sa larSe brief case. and I develop aisle burns, as to the front I bounce and roll, and wrap my teeth around a pole. So when we get to school, look for me. I won t be hard to find, you see J5r,midst the jumble and the mess 111 be the one tapping S.O.S. by Carl Chcrnouski iMSS* S « J «J.,» ,t !•»«... „ „ „„ „ . BANGER Services Offered Typing and calligraphy. Speedy service, call Louise, 654-4505. Typing service, 10c a page, double spaced; 15<c sin gle. 551-8174, ask for Chris. RSK Typing Services. Professional results. Very reasonable. Call 554-0953. Have YRU play at your gig now! Low Frat Rates. 453-7994. Typing available-contact Joan, WLLC D-195, ext. 2605. Wanted McCarthyism history book for History 102. Call 694-7704. Singers Wanted!! Women's barbershop harmony rehearsal, Mon. nights. Racine Holy Communion Church, 2000 W. 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Show us your current Parkside ID or Alumni Card and the first beer is on us. Carl's Pizza, somewhere in Racine. ready forVaT Aancing shoes ready for Park Avenue Satur- SdTJor WUcT °n the h'wiU°give you'guts'3'5''1 Bran" UG: Tonight 9:00, Bring the Raisin Bran and let's not eet caught this time.. Your buddy, Classified ads Rod: The secret is out. Everyone knows you're the "Park Avenue Kid!!!" BC: The slide show was interesting. ...!!! Thanks! JAK: Welcome back. I missed you a lot last weekend. TB Paielli's Dave: I sure love those fresh buns. Your main squeeze. B.D.: Wanna get "tucked in" this weekend? Computer Club: Get off Ascii and do something!! Asttrm Guess Who!! Rust Ahles: What happened to your sexy cutoff shirts??!! Tom: Your Fuscia really brightens (blinds) my day. Love, T. Sweetness: How many times must I tell you you move me, you Mayflower Employee!! B.L. 15 Thursday, October 20,1983 B.L. Thank you. I love you. Sw. Ludlow: Do I get an. "A" for prose? Happy Anni. Come on kids, cut that out!!! Bon-Bon Dahling-see you next week for the amazing analysis. Can't wait, dahling!!! Mol: Hang in there. Christmas comes on the wings of time. Sandler lives, Snooky. I'll he there. Just call!! Dimple!! uw - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DAVS A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time Arrungemenfs by ECHO TRAVEL INC. WITH TRANSPORTATION JANUARY 1 -9 Steamboat FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS" PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A T LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. SECOND BUS IS NOW FILLINGI SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 16 Thursday, October 20,1083 Psvcho-Bahhlp Lord, what food those morsels be Out on a Linn by Rick Luehr In recent weeks TV Guide has run two fascinating articles entitled "Three's Company: What's It Trying to Tell Us?" and "Dallas vs. Dynasty: Which is Better?" 'Now that's what I like to see-a return to hard-hitting, investigative journalism. For too long now TV Guide has had stories on unimportant, frivolous topics. It's so nice to see them returning to what journalism is all about. Following in this trend, TV Guide will be running the following articles in the coming weeks: "Hegelian Philosophy in 'The Dukes of Hazzard'," "Was Darwin Right?: The 'Mr. Smith' Story," •4'The Shakespearean Roots of The 'A' Team'," and "'T.J. Hooker': Man or Myth?" Be sure to read these thoughtprovoking, stimulating articles in TV Guide, the last bastion of true journalism. * * * * * * * Hello, I'm Orson Welles. After a hard day of whatever it is that I'm doing these days, I like to sit down to a truly fine meal. And do you know what makes a meal really special? Food. That's right, food. -You know, food's not just for special occasions. You can eat it every day. There are so many ways to prepare food. You can boil it, bake it, fry it or put it in a salad. As a matter of fact, you can do almost anything with it. And food's not only for meals, but also makes a tasty, nutritious snack. Just the thing to give to the kids after they get home from school. In my opinion, the best way to serve food is with a nice cool beverage. So remember, the next time you're hungry, try food. You won't regret it. (This has been a message from the International Food Producers Council). • • * • • • * * Tragedy struck the advertising world today with the demise of the Kool-Aid walking pitcher. Apparently hearing a construction worker mention how thirsty he was,_ the pitcher broke through the outside wall of a building and plunged 40 stories to his death. All that was left of him was a red splotch, presumably cherry, and several rapidly melting ice cubes on the sidewalk. When asked to comment, the construction worker said, "All I said was 'Boy, I could sure use something to drink,' and all of a sudden, this red guy came bustin' through the wall and hollered, 'Oh yeah, Kool-Aiiii....'. "You know, that so b, made a hole in that stupid wall that's gonna take all day to fix. Serves the bastard right, the stupid fu.." The pitcher is survived by his wife and three small dessert glasses. Orson Welles is the official bloated thespian of the 1984 Olympic Games The Death of Lady Bess by Kendyl Marie Linn Used cars are peculiar. Even without minds of their own, or any kind of emotion, they can get temperamental. Rather like some women, I'm sure the male gender would agree. Perhaps this is the reasoning behind giving cars women's names. Bearing this in mind, my experience with Bessie, a 1969 Dodge Dart, should have come as no surprise. On a very rainy Tuesday, Bessie and I, along with a friend named Janice, ventured into the untamed wilds otherwise known as the Hills of Vernon. Having accomplished what we set out to do-pillage, plunder and ultimately conquer Hawthorne Center Mall-we set out for the homeland. With time still on our hands, we chanced to visit the Forest and the Bluffs of the Lake. It was there Bessie chose to desert us. At first, she was quite subtle about it; just some general coughing and sputtering. Nothing that we thought would hinder our homeward journey. Then, out of the clear blue (well, gray, actually), Bessie's spunk just disappeared. Which left Janice and me stranded in the middle of Sheridan Road. To our good fortune, a valiant black night drove up in a Cadillac and attempted to resuscitate Bessie, but she only stayed with us long enough to make it to a nearby station of gas. After much consultation with the wizards and wise men of the station, it was decied that not only had Bessie's drive and spunk gone, but also her carburetor and transmission. They concluded than an evil' force much greater than anything they had encountered had overtaken her. I looked over the shoulders of the wizards, into the depths of the engine, but all I could see were masses of evil gremlins and serpents. I felt truly a damsel in distress. In the meantime, Janice had placed an S.O.S. to her knight in the homeland, Sir Pryse. He arrived a short time later, in his trusty Escort, ready to defend us to the death. That, however, was not necessary as the good wizards managed to trap Bessie, now somewhat of a demon, within an impenetrable force known as a parking garage. And Sir Pryse, the good fellow he was, kindly took us home. However, dear reader, our story ends not here. We did manage to exorcise Bessie once, but, no sooner did we get her on the road than the demons overtook her again. She is currently under the care of some gentle gnomes in the magical land of Illinois. In time, she Will be returned home, where we will be reunited, and then... I'll retire her to the scrap heap. New! In Comm. Arts See Shakespeare's many seductions "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," a collection of classic scenes from the Bard's most memorable plays performed by a five-member cast of nationally known stage and screen actors including Anthony Zerbe, Lee Meriwether and Robert Beltran, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets-# for UW-P students and $5 for others-and advance seating reservations are available at the campus Union Information Center. For more information call 553-2345 or 553-2278. The performance, produced by Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Calif., is being sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. The production is designed to appeal to a wide audience and will include scenes from Shakespeare's greatest works, among them "The Taming of the Shrew," "Hamlet," "Julius Caesar," "Othello," "As You Like It," and "Much Ado About Nothing." Zerbe, a versatile actor who has performed extensively on stage and screen, is most widely known for his Emmy Award-winning portrayal Introducing ... Johnsenville SMURFWURST The fuzzy treat that's fun to eat! For the beach or ballpark, Smurfwurst are made with them loveable Saturday I morning muffitts! Just plain good! of Lt. Trench in ABC-TV's "Harry- 0" series starring the late David Jansson. Zerbe recently appeared opposite Elizabeth Taylor in the Broadway revival of "The Little, Foxes" and he played the lead role in the play "Solomon's Child." His film credits include feature roles in "The Turning Point," "Who'll Stop the Rain?," "The First Deadly Sin," and "Soggy Bottom, U.S.A" as well as appearances in the movies "Rooster Cogburn," "Papillon" and "Cool Hand Luke." Zerbe also has a co-starring role in the recently released film "The Continued on Page 17; ™.EhBeltAa! aJ? ,The Country munication Arts Theater on Nov. 8M. atters" cast wUl b e at the ComShakespeare Continued from Page 16 Dead Zone," based on the book by Stephen King. Other stage credits include seasons with the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre, Canada's Stratford Theatre and the Mark Taper Forum, where Zerbe appeared in the original production of "The Catonsville Nine," and as Iago in "Othello," co-starring James Earl Jones. Meriwether, who co-starred in the long-running CBS-TV series "Barnaby Jones,", with Buddy Ebsen, is a former Miss America with numerous stage, TV and film credits. Among the films she has appeared in are "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," with Glenn Ford, "The Legend of Lylah Claire," with Ernest Borgnine, "Angel in My Pocket," with Andy Griffith and "The Undefeated," with John Wayne. Meriwether served as a judge for this year's Miss America Pageant, broadcast recently on national TV. The other performers to appear in "Country Matters" are: Robert Beltran, who recently won favorable reviews for his portrayal of the title role in the offbeat comedy flim "Eating Raoul," and who has performed with the Californisa Shakespeare Festival in productions including "As You Like It," "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Hamlet;" Joyce Fideor, best known for her recurring roles in the TV daytime dramas "Ryan's Hope" and "Another World," and who began her theatrical career with the Yale Repertory Theatre where she performed in plays including "Puntulla," "The Durango Flash" and "The Three Sisters;" Roy Dotrice, who has been described by The Times of London as one of the world's greatest Shakespearean actors and who has performed in numerous plays with England's prestigious Royal Shakespeare Company including "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "King Lear" and "The Taming of the Shrew." The Funny Paper CaDer rifnROWcS>YSELrTOl(WHY S»tS!CRETARY AND TOLD HER ' UNDERSTAND YOU AND M*HAUV»INGP ALNE A FHFAAVIER BEEN WHAT MAKE5 YOU SAY HE WAS A NICE GUY, MISS? 17 Thursday, October 20,1983 UH... WELL, ON, I CALLED HIS OFFICE JUST ft MINUTE AGO. AND THEV T OLD m HE HAD BEEN, UH, KILLED. S OMEWHERE. WildLife WEEK: EVERYONE KNEW HER! ErfL-SETEATE UTS\O)6?t >T HikEj tOo TSH. 6gt l THft&tS iIWRGAkOj/cAFfjf TB BLOUJ OFF THE FACE ' OifP hT/here oc o. THE Seizor cense fi re BAkftjoV cA"»A DS*O uBjfOld oosheo I S Pefbft7F& F&AIKJ FOR Tomorrow All in the Faculty TTTBH^FIAOEVCAExLy tCzALaSOASKASM, WUAErRiOhVH. Qr.UiSwS1 ' . :—: . _ ^ V>oqusytcSu eL O£0FT TVhRe.\.S J \ Worn'/ IT STARKOvR AS AH E^THEJ GETTING PickEPUP A fAssi nOf Beaver, WHO its HiQHTtMf HE ^NTTOTHfiCLU© Foft/9 TCAN ?cS!I'THc PAM51 T£ - W H o w ir— John and Rick's Mystery Meat Competition! Try and guess on what day these favorite mystery meats will appear on the cafeteria menu. (Note: they may appear on the same day or even in the same dish.) Cafeteria employees may not enter. Try your luck today. CJ&HJET RASlLT OfFtTtloOZhJ RIMt Ch C/ooisork fs \iR&a*Aus et-hcuft snen CJ/7H... \ t cu«-; -r-r (IAXwk, ?ASS£S IT OFTQA Pl^NlTAffcf WHOHAT ABAO CPA£CsT£ oF/.VrtBA<io THA T p £ O AT T H ATT|/-\ E TO TOCfET WOKSE.ANSWAV T r t fWo ^ f A j u r v \ f > 5 ON ' TH£ BAN D B/SjoH WHf/VTH£ /XvOJSiqfjiTAR.y C^STsTheJ^ J0AU- ^Hl£NoA.^ /ft lT\jg mAaNiOi>T HWEH*O IM O AFIFLt£ r aas T BS the wH'cHTHEH&imA HSOOKl&EW t'R QECt^/yzs 6GCAU&E HeisALiEAtyc (1 vf q6T \KNCWQ UiHATHes pomct^ rswrn o . I . THr iNreiecr\)f)L. Ranger photos by Michael Kailas Cross country team wins UW-M Invitational Three teams parti cipated in the UW-Milwaukee cross country Invitational Oct. 15 and Parkside ran away with first place with 26 points. Milwaukee was second with 29 points and North Park was third with 81 points. Parkside's Tim Renzelmann placed first with a time of 24:36, which broke the old record by 30 seconds. Other Parkside runners, places and times are: Richard Miller (4) 25:27; Mark Hunt *(6) 25:45; Ted Miller (7) 25:45; Andy Serrano (8) 25:46; Mark Manning (15) 26:19; John Brewer (21) 26:59; John Hunt (25) 27:45. Soccer S C or6S The Parkside soccer team won its last three games -against Lake For- „• i„ ' „ «st> St.Scholastra and St. Norbest. The next home game is Saturday, UlL LOrifdo Oct. 22, at 1 p.m. against Dlinois Institute of Technology. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MEDICINE WEEK Caring for Your Emergency Needs Twenty-four hour Emergency Medical Care provided by primary care physicians trained in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Advanced Trauma Life Support. St. Catherine s Hospital has available to you 24-HOURS EVERY DAY, IN or THRU their Emergency Department... • Comprehensive treatment for acute medicai and traumatic emergencies; adult and children. • Treatment and information on poisonings; thru St. Catherine's Hospital's Poisinde®, Milwaukee Poison Control Center, and Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center. • Laboratory, X-ray, Electrocardiography, Respiratory care. • Alcohol/Chemical Dependency (the most treatable; non-treated disease) acute care and comprehensive rehabilitation programs. • Treatment of mental health problems — acute and outpatient programs. • Sexual Assault Treatment Center for Greater Kenosha. • Pastoral Care. • Anesthesia Services — in hospital 24 hours a day. • Lifeline® (com munication link between client and health care responders). • Emergency consultation in all medical subspecialties such as Internal Medicine, Surgery, Orthopedics, Pediatrics, Psychiatry, Neurology, Oral Surgery, and many others. WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU 142 Bh) w 2 Hwy 158 3 1 Hwy. 50 j c II £ Hwy 31 In PHONE 656-3202 St. Catherine's Hospital and Medical Center 3556 S eventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 414-656-3011 Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). Application deadline is Friday, Oct. 21 at 5 p.m. RANGER 19 Thursday, October 20,198C Tennis team loses three more; record at 2-11 jlllfS Jig: Ranger photo by Michael Kailas by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's tennis team completed its dual meet season last week, finishing with a dual meet record of 2-11, including three losses last week, all at home. On Oct. 10, the Rangers hosted Carroll College. The Parkside netters were only able to win one match out of nine. The only winner for Parkside was the No. 2 doubles team of Ann Althaus and Jackie Ritmer. On Oct. 12, UW-Milwaukee was the opponent. This was a return engagement for the two teams. They played each other earlier this year. The result was then 9-0 in favor of the Panthers. The only thing different this time was the site, as the Rangers failed to win a match. However, the scores were closer than in their first meeting. The last dual meet of the year was on Oct. 14 against UW-Green Bay. The meet was close, but in the end the Phoenix netters outlasted the Rangers 5-4. The winners for Parkside were: No. 1 singles, Ann Wernitznig; No. 5, Ann Althaus; No. 2 doubles Wernitznig-Mary Correa; No. 3 doubles Jackie Ritmer /Linda Masters. Despite the 2-11 record, coach Golf team ends season by Mark Feldman Men's golf coach Steve Stephens wasn't at all sad to see the season end at the District 14 championships Oct. 9-11. In fact, he can't wait for next year to begin. "We have a really young team," he said. "It's a solid nucleus to build on. I'm really excited to start." The team placed fourth out of nine teams at the championship held at the Sentry World golf course. During the regular season Parkside appeared in seven tournaments placing fourth or better in each except the opening meet, where it took ninth place. The Rangers maintained a strong balance of experiehced youth and upperclassmen leadership to build what Stephens called "one of the most consistent Parkside teams in years." Youth, which featured seven freshmen and sophomores, was led by sophomore Rick Elsen, who had the best score in five of the seven season tourneys, while senior captain John Schneider provided the experience. "Our upperclassmen were excellent in their support," Stephens said. "They were very serious about the sport, but they also had a good time." Stephens is confident that with a potential seven returnees he can put together a solid team. "We were in contention in every match we played," he said. "We never really got hot as a team, but we were very capable of it." The high point of the season came at the UW-Oshkosh tournament on Sept. 15 in Appleton, where the Rangers took first place in an 11-team field. In that meet, Elsen and Schneider tied for individual second place, both shooting a 74. "It was a rainy, windy day at Chaska (golf course)," Stephens said. "But we played our most consistent golf of the season." The Rangers went on to place fourth in their own tournament on Sept. 30 at Brighton Dale golf course. "I was really impressed with our play this year," Stephens said. "I am very encouraged by our returning players. "We'll play some matches in the spring to look at new players and others trying out. I can't wait to get out there." Ranger needs sportswriters Noreen Goggin was "pleased overall" with the performances of her players. None of her team members has more than one year of college tennis experience. Next year should be a better one for the Parkside netters, because, according to Goggin, they know what to expect. There is still one event for the tennis team, and that is a doubles tournament at Lawrence University on Oct. 22. WELCOME—V SPORTS QUIZ OF THE WEEK 1.) How many Gold Medals did the 1/.S. win in the 1980 Olympics and what for? 2.) Which PRO Football Team holds the record for the most seasons as league champion? 3.) Name the National League pitcher that struck out more batters than any other. How many was it? Oct. 13 Answers: 1.) Harry Stebtfeldt, 2.) Steve ONeal-98 yds.. 3.) Campy Campaneris. Cesar Tovar. Winners: Lori Windhorst, Toni AUard Win your choice of a "Welcome to Miller Time" T-Shirt or hat by answering the above questions correctly. Answers are to be submitted by the drop box found at the Ranger office no later than 12:00 noon on Monday following this issue. Answers are to include name, Social Security number, phone and address. In case of more than one person with same answers a drawing will be held to determine the winner. The winner will be announced in the next issue of the welcome to Miller Time Sports Quiz. Be a sure winner and submit answers today! to TflilLerTu 20 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Athletic funding cut bv Bob Kieclino RANGER by Kiesling If funding levels are any indication, the Parkside administration believes that studying in the library is more important than taking a phy ed class. The Athletic Department's funding has fallen in the last three years because funds earmarked for the department have been reallocated to higher priority programs like business and engineering, or to the library. The department lost two coaching positions and one secretarial position in 1980, based on an Academic Planning and Program Review, an internal review procedure that determines the university's funding priorities. The university had its budget cut that year, and the Athletic Department lost about $100,000. Also a special review of the school s Coaching Certification Program ^as held last year, and it was decided that two more coaching positions would be cut, one this year and one during the '84-'85 year. And since tffe review is normally held at three-year intervals, the department is facing another review Volleyball Women ranked % 20th by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's volleyball team continues to perform at peak efficiency, going 7-1 over the last 10 days. Their record is now at 24-4, which is good enough to get them ranked 20th in the latest NAIA poll. On Oct. 12, Terry Paulson's team defeated Whitewater in five tough games. The scores: 12-15, 15-9, 15-9 14-16, 15-6. Marycrest College was the Ranger's next victim, on Oct. 13. "$be scores: 15-8, 15-5. The Rangers' next opponent was St. Ambrose, on Oct. 14. Surprisingly, St. Ambrose beat Parkside 3- 15, 15-8, 15-8; this was partly due to Paulson's decision to try different combinations of players. On Oct. 15, the Rangers could be found at Quincy College for a fourteam round-robin tournament. Each match was a best-of-three, but Parkside didn't have to play three games in any of their matches. The Parkside girls beat Quincy 15-10, 16-14; they beat the College of St. Francis 15-10, 15-9; tfiey beat McKendre College 15-4. 15-13. Thus, they were 3-0 in the round robin, with semi-finals and finals to go. In the semi-final, Parkside beat St: Francis again, this time 15-9, 15-9. The final, against McKendre, was easier than the previous match. The Rangers won 15- 6, 15-7. this year. The results of the review will not be known until it is completed next semester, but the athletic staff anticipates further cuts. The Athletic Department is reportedly the only one facing funding losses from reallocation, even though every department is reviewed every three years. "Reallocation is really the name of the game," said Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz. "We try to wrestle with inflation." He said the reallocations are designed to meet future needs in some programs by cutting funds in others. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said the areas that are getting funds from last year's review were never clearly identified. "In the priority of things we maybe further down the list," Dannehl said. "It seems like universities should have library books." The only cut the department is facing so far is the loss of the coachs' salaries, he said. Coach Loran Hein has been notified that his contract will not be renewed at the end of this year, but Dannehl said the department has not decided the other position to be cut. The decision is difficult, he says, because "you not only have to work within certain priorities, you also have to work within contractual obligations." The department has had only minor program changes so far however, said Program Coordinator Steve Stephens. "I wouldn't call it significant yet, he said of the cuts. The department will hire some more part-time instructors, Stephens said, to fill the gaps left by staff losses. But he added that hiring ad hoc faculty, specialists in an area, is obviously less than satisfactory, since we don't have full-time instructors." Last spring Dannehl argued against the cuts with then Vice- Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who had the final say in the reallocations, saying he preferred athletic funding levels be maintained. "We obviously don't agree with it," Dannehl said. "We feel that the services we provide are valuable" "If we felt otherwise,"he continued, "we probably shouldn't be here." Parkside ordered to rehire Collum A Racine circuit judge has order- here it occured) that substantial ed that Parkside rehire, with back under-representation or over-reprepay, former assistant basketball sentation of a defined minority coach Rudy Collum. group will occur," said Flynn. Judge Dennis Flynn ruled Tuesday that Collum was denied rights to a fair hearing and Parkside violated its affirmative ^action policy and the seniority provision of its lay-off policy when Collum's job was eliminated September 1982. Collum taught at Parkside for 10 years and was the highest ranking black member in the Physical Education department. Flynn ruled that Parkside placed Collum "into the larger category of minority persons as opposed to reflecting his employee status as a specifically defined minority group." Parkside argued that seven out of 55 employees in Collum's salary group were minorities. Flynn said that only two of these employees were black. "By linking all four minority groups together it is probable (and Collum claimed that he has been denied a fair hearing on his lay-off. Flynn agreed, saying it was improper that one attorney represented both Chancellor Alan Guskin and the committee that made the decision to uphold the termination. Flynn also said it was improper that the UW Board of Regents asked an employee to review the Collum case. Flynn said when the case went from the independent Board of Regents to a tenured faculty member, a "relationship" still existed between the Regents and the faculty member, although he was tenured. Flynn also ruled that Parkside violated seniority provisions of its lay-off policy because there were two employees in the physical Education department with less seniority than Collum, whose jobs he could have performed. 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The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education AnoAe^oodreasOTU^ankwtf^s! 4ReritageBanks Heritage Bank Rarine 3220 Washington Avenue 637-91 (J I "* 1 983 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 31AJI Durand Avenue 554-6500 Mall Office 5610 Durand Avenue 554-5144 HeritaKe Bank and 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 rur»t Member FT.)IC Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 7, October 20, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1bursda October27 1983 • Universi of Wisconsin-Parkside United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley by JeDDie Tunkieic:< News Editor An investigative cornm.ittee was formed Aug. 20 to probe three allegations. The official charges against Bentley, as oulliDed by committee members, cite failure to act in the best interest of studenls of the UWSystem, failure to provide a yearend report, lack of accountability and/or ac<:essibility to General Assembly delegates and member schools, failure to call a special meeting as petititioned by a quorum (7) of member schools, failure to provide mootbly staff reports to General Assembly delegates and failure to uphold and enforce the UC by-laws. A bearing of the General Assembly, which is comprised of delegates from member schools, was called Oct. 16 at Stevens Point to further examine the charges. Bentley was invited to address the situation, but be was not present. The General Assembly met again OCt. 22, 23 and 24 in Superior to take action on the charges against Bentley. At this meeting a letter was read to presidents and directors which was reportedly Bentley's letter of resignation. Jeanne Buenlter-Pbillips. Parkside's student government president. said. "(Bentley) tried to put aU the blame on the .. ecuuve board. r.e. student government prOSldents. In !be last paragraph. the letter states that be will resign only If we compensate him Obviously. we are very upset with that and many people at the meeting saw it as blackmail." The letter contains no signature or indication of the author. "How ...... we to know be even wrote this? We decided not to accept (the letter) because of !be fact that it wasn't signed." added BuenlterPhillips. Therefore, Bentley's alleged resignatioo was not attepled but unpeachment proceedinp began un. mediately and be was of~Uy d - missed as presldellt The General Assembly voted to interpret Its by-laws and designated !be present meeting as the nest meeting of !be lIIRIIlbly. A motion passed ~211 to begin presidential election procedures imJ:nedilIteI Two of Parbide's four ddep voted opinst !be mouoo because ...... felt we t>eeded time to lind out CoDtlallH 011 Pace f After several months of discord .-Ideliberation, the United Cound) of University of Wisconsin Studeal Governments (UCl ousted Pl8IdeDI Scott Bentley. TIle OOIItroversythat led to last ,,*'1 events began this summer .... Bentley was investigated by • seeutive committee to deter- • dlarges of alleged misconduct .. misuse of UC funds. TIle orpnization is supported by U of ... 13 UW-System campuses ad .. funded hy a 50 cent per studill per semester fee collected ...... at member schools. ..... UC Executive Director Tadd 11leissen prompted the investIpIIaa of Bentley. He accused Scott Bentley Bentley of misusing funds to pay his personal parking fines, exceeding budget aUotmenls on a UC trip by $373, spending $1000 per month on UC Mastercard and several counts of misconduct. Activity hour studied by Ken Me)'U The thr'ee-year-<lld activity hour from \-2 p.m. every Meeclay, WedDeOday and Friday is currently being studied by !be University Coaunittee to dim· mine if It would be advantato change !be activities' =- and/or times The activity bour .... instituted in Seplembor 1lIlIO by !be __ aDd StudeDt Life in order to promote gnater partlcipatioll in various departmenls' and orpnizatioos' evellls and meetIDp. Univenity Committee memben agree that the activity boor IS a good tIunc to have, but tbeJ questlolllf it Ichedu1ed in !be best \*Sible way. Peter Hoff said that !be ~ liVity boar was formulated In a 5; ~' since the bad DO input in an iDlIe that _ .............. Hoff said that !be activity boar crates problema mabIII profeaol s' telocbinI ICbeduIes and ICIlednlinI dIs'ooms. Be aIoo said \bat it _ c'- "1would like to reassure the student body that United Council, with the removalof Scott Bentley, has begun the process of solving its internal problems." --Jeanne Buenker-Phillips PSGA President y Halloween the ger staff ~----------------------- I Activity Hour Survey I10order to secure a '""'P'q of stDdeat ...- em wllat, If _,., k. sboold be chanced about !be MWF 1-2 p.m. activity boon, pBoe lID out this 5WVe'Y and return it to the Rqer office, or drop It k _ of the PSGA suggestion bolles. I. Do you feel !be current activity boar sboold be chanced' I -Yes- 0 2. U yes. whidl days and times would be !be best? Days:._ ---------- 1 ~: I Name:: 1 _______ . . .J _..-II!!!!II!!!!!III!II!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!!II!!!!I!I!!!!II!III!!!!!!!!!I11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1---- IL..=L=..=e-=..tt=..=e-=-r=-.s·_to~th--:.,e-E-d-i t_o_r_---11 Why pay to park -pt. 3 2 Tbanday, October %7,1183 Students apathetic To \be Editor: I would like to introduce myself: 1 am a freshman, a husband and a father, I must also introduce myself IS member of lbe majonty-lbe 98.2 percent of lbe student body that did not vote in lbe recent PSGA elections. I realized that lbere were only six candidates running for a possible nine Senate seats SO lbere was no real reason to vote; but lbe Iaclt of candidates and lbe subsequent voter turnout reveal an alarming fact: lbe student body is otremely apathetic, When ~ussmg this sad state of affairs, an upperctassman joked wilh me, saying: "Welcome t~ ParUide!" BeIng a very non-traditiOnaI student myself, I understand lbe pressures and responsibilities that face many of lbe students here at Parkside; but being a non-traditiona! commuter student body IS all \be more reason lbat we should be concerned about and get involved in \be deciSions and processes that affect each one of us every single day we are here. I round out that lbe next PSGA meeting is going to be held on Thursday, Oct XI in Molinaro 0134 at 8:30 p.m. I plan to attend. It IS open to everyone. I hope I am not alone. Joseph Vignieri Winter Carnival committee begins work The Winter Carnival committee met for lbe first lime Monday and elected Valerie Olson chainnan and Chris Hammelev secretary. There are slill open seats on lbe committee for any student interested in planning this year's Winter Carnival. Interested students should contact either Buddy Couvion or Marilyn Bugenhagen in Union 209 or attend lbe meeting at noon, Oct. 31. The carnival's theme will be selected at lbe meeting, and lbe activities' lime-line will be discussed'f!\~~,. ........, ... ....... ~~~·i~~:'·~;·~~ ...,.._.;...:.....;"'-.. .,.-.....:~•.. • . . .. Marines: ' brave and lonely To lbe Editor: For lbose of you who haven't read the previous articles in this series, there is a grass roots level movement on campus to stop paying exhorbilant fees to leave your car unattended in a prairie. We have discovered that our chief of campus security bas an "If you ignore it. it will go away," attitude, He and his stalf of ticket issuers are not good for much else than the narrassment of students. I would like to thank lbe students who by discussion of this problem were able to infonn me that Iwas attacking lbe wrong man by attacking Brinkman. Although Brinkman doesn't deserve a staff and he's ineffectual (he can't even defend himself in the paperl), he is notlbe one who instiluted lbe parking policy or set lbe rates. Al Guskin is accountable. You should consider yourself on the carpet before lbe students. Al Guskin! We still want to know what is done with our money. The American Revolution was fought and won over pennies, not dollars, under similar circumstances! Again Isay "thank you" to those of you who are behind me in this effort to stop extortion on campus, But lbe fight hasn't yet begun. Keep people aware. Citizens of Kenosha (citizens, not students) are behind us. Racine citizens will be. too, if made aware. Discuss strategy and know the issues: (1) Not enough space; (2) inadequate bus service; (3) Exhorbitant rates: (4) Harsh punishment: (5) No alternatives. To lbe Editor: To lbe brave Marines in Lebanon from an ex-Marine: My lbanks to a brave group of men who are doing a lonely job. I hope when you come home you don't getlbe welcome home of lbat of lbe Vietnam vets. I hope the United States bas realized what a mistake lbey made with us. I know a lot of you are there because you were just sent and you really don't want to be there. It's time lor the President to get off his can and do something and stop the murder of Marines. My heart hangs very heavy for your loss of friends and comrades. I hope there are fewer deaths than those of Vietnam. We-need a reason for being in Lebanon that makes sense to all of us-the quicker the better. I hope someone can explain why our men are dying in a fight we don't really understand, but are ordered to fight. But there is no way we can just pull out DOW. "Sorry, Men." From One Marine to Others. Paul E. Johnson Parking issue old complaint To lbe Editor: Do we, as the student body. have to read this garbage about parking? For lbe last two weeks. it bas been lbe same lbing. As a student. I think it is gelling a little old-the same old thing over and over. To lbe students who started all of this I have one thing to say: Pay the lag and forget it. Let's get on with school. We are all adults. Paul E. Johnson, M, A. Davis. WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chernouski, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddata, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS RobbEichhorn. ToddHerbst. Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- • •••~=iiiiiiiiiiii::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.::::::::::::fj:q~.:K:ar~e:n:T~",:nd:e:l.~G:a:ry~Za:lO:ka:r~,::::::::::::: --------:: .. Ken Meyer Ed~tor Jennie Tunkieicz News Ed~tor lohn Kovalic ....•.••...................................•... Feature Editor Michael Kanas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks _Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak ...............••.•.............. Asst. Business Manager R(Jnger is written (Jnd edited by students of UW_Parkside ancl they (Ire solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlent. Published ,every Thursday during the (lcademie year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is orinted by the Racine Journal Timel. . All correspondence should be addressed to, Porkside ,Ranger, Umver· s;ty of Wisconsin·Porkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, W,s. 53141. ed telters to the editor wdl be accepted if typewr,tten. double·flx)C on standard size paper. Letters should be less Ihan 350 words and must be signed with (I telephone number included for veri'ication purposes. Names will be withheld 'or valid reasons. Deadline for klters is TVfilsday JO a.m. for publicatian TlKJrsdoy. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing folse and defa(flOtory content. WeD Day, a bealth fair \bat provided he Itealdt 1af0l'lDAtt. aMIU ...... t P ....... .,.-~ Ott. 11. Forty diHerelit lIH\Ikes were offered, ~ bIoolI ~ dIleeb. ......-e. Well Day beutDg aDd slckle-edl ICfUDiDp. Peer Support reorganizes ., M WbII11ey Nielsen B ""1'1 25 and need help IQ Peer Support is there " IIIp JllU. Poor Support, an organization ~ designed for non-tradiIDIIllIIdonts and problems they IIIJ -.16 began four years '" bod didn't become a major or- ...... lDllIl 1981. Tbil year's president, Pam Brooow..i. IIid one 01 Peer Sup- ,,"'1 IIlIjor problems is that the Ip' 'iDa Is in a transitional peIlld. Loa year'. president graduat- ~ ':.,. Support is reorganizing Iftaawen Slid that this reorga- .... Will lake a tremendous ... ClIliIIIe and they're still de- ::-c ..b1cb direction they .~ GrpnIzation to go. - lblnp are changing and :' .:::e.m slaying the same," ~~ problem according to lid II the lack of members .... IlIIIateen. She said adults ......, bled time because of tWIlo~' making it diffi· nor. 'Olunteen. ....... sre approximately 25 lit ' bat Brouwers said "we .. ':fJ dItennining our member· ~ laid there are two !Ioo. 1Ilomhert-active and inac· IIlrs ~ _ben are volun· .. ""- ~ IUCh things as man , lllUDseI on a regular ""':.. f1I various committees, ~ I!IeIses or work on ori· -.....,.:. In<oming non·tradi- ~ -beTs are the stu1o,J"1Ie Ileed the support but ... ~_sbo: can't volunteer .. ~time. ~ 0Iie IJlODSors many ae- ~ 0/ the major focuses is S !Gr - non-traditional .. ... 'flee m 10 orienlalinns .........1Qdomie year-Ihe next !Gr Nov. 10 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Ill. There are staff and other non-traditional students present to answer questions. Peer Support also has a major program each semester. A seminar on domestic violence will be held Nov. 9 from 12-2 p.m. in Union 106. The event is co-sponsored by the Student Health Cenler. The speakers are: Judy Arnold, the director of the Kenosha Women's Horizons; Stephanie Hansen, director of Racine's Women's Resource Center; and Kevin Hamberger, clinical psyebologist al Soulheastern Family Practice Center. Peer Supporl generally holds meetings the fourth Wednesday of every month. The next meeting is Nov. SO and the topic 01 discussion will be energy conservation. The tentative schedule has alcohol abuse as December's lopic and dis· abilities to be discussed in January. "We want the basic philosophy 10 stay the same-to make people in the organization leel as if they belong, bul we need the visibility on campus," said Brouwers. "It will all work oul. We just need the lime and organization to do It·· I , Odeller n,1JI3 Blood donations The Blood Center of Sootheast· em WlSCOIl.Sin will bold the Paltsi· de Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, 'ov, Ilrom 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, in Union 104. This is a wal1<-in blood driveappointments are DOl necessary College donors are atremely im· portant to the Blood Center AI>" pro:<imately 400 pints 01 blood must be col1ected ~ery day In order to keep the supply in SoutheasteT1l WISCOIISin al adequate levels Aboot 80 percent of these DOltscome !rom moIlI\e blood drive. sucb IS the Campus Crusade conference Graham, a worldwide symbol 01 evancehsm. bas I""ead>ed the Qujo. !ian messace to more people Ibon anyone eIIe in Iustory 1D _ yalI his ministry, lIIUal1y 10CIII0d OIl oty crusades. bas aIJo tDcIoded successful meetmp It sucb 1IlUftT· slUes IS Harvard, OI:Iord and the UaiVenlly of North CarohIla Other speakers include popular Christian wriler.Jecturer E1isabetIJ Elliol Grea; DaUu lbeolOCical 8emiDary prolessor Howard Headrick.!. I nalioaIU,.knoWD radio speaker; welllmowu speaker • aulbor Josh McDowell, of Campus Crusade; and crawford LontU. .. liona\ direct<r of the "Here's Life, IlIadi: America" miDIsIry of Campus Crusade. 0pIl0DaI semloar topics will ... cIude _ on love, praJer, '"" and daliDC, ..... to beciD a penonaI miDistJy 011 "",,', campus. and _ en. Coot of the coofermce. acconhnc to Hayes, will be ..-;, jnehMti,. IodcinIllor live Dights, DOIH'efIlDd. bIe reglSlnlion fee of $25, all conlermce malenals and two coocerts. Further informatiOD is available by wnting: Campus <Zusade lor am.t. KC 83, AIteolion: Matt Sanden :I&«l. Arrowhead Sprinp, San 1IemardJDo CA 92414. Campus Crusade for Christ pr~i. denl Bill Brighl and evangelist Billy Graham head a list 01 well known speakers scheduled to address "KC 83," a national conference for ~tudents to be held in Kansas Cily, Mo. in lale December. Conference director Dan Hayes said thai planners expect some 25,· 000 college and universily sludents, college-bound high school seniors and others to attend the evenl, which Campus Crusade is. sponsor· ing. More than 7,000 regIStrations have already been received, be added. Iional KC 83 wiD be the firsl na conference for students .that the inter-denominational numstry ~ held since il sponsored the JD8SS1ve EXPLO '72 conference ~ Dal1as In 1972. Thai ""eol, in which ~t and Graham also played key ro , drew approximately 80,000 studeD~ and others to Dal1as for .a weel< 0 training in Christian dlsClPteshiP e\ism an~~w.:.ed that the leader· ship 01 the organization's CamPUS Minislry, which normally hosls around 10,000 college and umv:i sily sludents each year In=°and conferences between ChriS this New Year's Day, deCIded thai year was an appropriale lime to Crusade at UW-P? Campus Crusade lor Christ is try. ing to organize a chapter 01 its or· ganizalinn al Parbide. A meeting is scheduled al 12:55 pm. Frida" Oct. 28 In Molinaro 108. Campus Crusade correolly bas 10 to 15 chapters iD WISCOIlSin, includIng Madison, ~, Eau Claire, Oshkosh and MaIquette. bring studeols together iD a sillg1e tional event. na"Frank\y, we are c:onvtnced. that this coofereoce will help iCJIiIe a spirilu.al revohllion amOD8 stadeols that could help alter the course of historY " said JloIer RandaD. din!Iotor of' the Campus ~ and architect of the KC 83 gathering. The eveal is scbedu1ed for Dec. rI 1983 10 Jan. I, 191M,be said. The f";""t will include a variety of well _ speakers and a wide ranee of optional seminan· . Brighl a former busiJIeSSIIWI who left businesS to establish Campus Crusade at UCLA in 1951, speaks annually to thousands of c0llege students on campuses and at major conferences. .,... al Partside. The 0Iber 20 per. cent comes !rom donon eo the Blood Centa·. on e-u1 tao tions in J,Ww-. • a • Ra, cine and Kenooha The Fall Blood Dri,e is red by the Student Health Center. We seeeee Oub and the In rvartily 0ui.sIian Fellowship Construction finishes soon Have you '-' III"OIICIennc when the plaza CXlIISlnIctIOD In II'U.C will be fiDul>ed' wen. !her permit· 1uI&, It will be _ by the lint of ember, puto Lbe P1I eat Plant and the COIlItnIctloIl '" ncbt on _ute ~ _ 0D!y a I IDOl'<! ~ meat -uom 10 pour, J DudJey, P!lysa1 Plant Diredor "11 t the COIlSlTU<tion I eooe very smooLbly Tbe CODtract n hue _ an eI<elIeot JOb," be The I'adope p\antJnc will lake pla<e Ibis fall or nert sprInc. depeoduIc on _!her coodltions and will be _ by P!lysical Plant McDonalds Corporation F.-food rIC'.""- chitin Kenolh. - Zion Recruiting workers See Mike Plate WILe D173 for details by Nov. 3rd '83• . .....0[1 =';= ~rJiJ~.:, !!!!!!!!_~~~;'_!!!!_!!!!!!!I!!!I!!-_!!!!!~~!!!!!!!I!!I_----_!l"'" United Council impeaches Bentley continued from page one • • lBentley's letter of resignation ...e IbouI 1M cudidates:' said ~ ... PbIIh... 'I'1w 0Ih0r two IeIoptes ~ aot ...... t at 1M -- t1IIft people ~ DDIDlDatedto .... lbf.. '(eIW poeWoD. oA' W IDdDdod Sot ZDldarb, UC...... !, '. CbIrtie In, \CadeIIIIc AffaIn DIrt<tO<, ODCI rr-, ....,. ucr- StlIlIeDt \JIOdt'Wt. rice P!IWJent CaDdilaWIOff • IIlort .. '0. ODd ..... tpi!J ".ave wtft aDow~ to tour ..-.. of 1M (0I>- l. eaadidate -.led %> out _to .... has becOme the focal point of activities, I have concluded that there is only one thing to do. My resigna_ tion may put United Council hack on course-at least momentarily' since the past seems to lend litt~ direction to the future. Ibelieve if United Council is to truly recognize its potential, then the Executive Board must be reduced in size and tenos extended to two years. Perhaps UC could institute staggered terms to ensure continuity. UC should serve as a forum to train students for public service; unfortunately, it evolved into a kangaroo court with no due process or justice. II I maintained idealism and had faith in the board, then I would view my role with UC as a chal· lenge and not an abandonment though in the absence of a prof.. : sional board and exhausted by the pettiness, I opt to leave and wish you well. In closing, I ask that I be exoner· ated and compensated for lhe remainder of my term. I feel this is a small price for the pain and humiliation you have evoked upon my tenure. In this situation, members of this board intervened in the internal management of UC and failed to serve as a strong voice for studentsII students of WisCOnsin could benefit from all the time and energy 1M United Council board invested in negative efforts, Ihave no doubt UC would be at the forefront of state student associations. It is rather pathetic that as United Council attempts to evolve, it is held hostage by naive and ignorant board actions. As I contemplted, and later ran for a second term as UC president, Ifelt Icould make a valuable contribution to UC's live\iboOd by lending continuity and experienced guidance. This decision, which Ipersonally equate as a sacrifice, was generous, for I prolonged my leave from school for another year in an attempt to facililate UC's growth. It is with regret that I reflect baCk upon this decision for the Executive Board's actions have been embroiled in parliamentary chaos and little progressive educational advantages have been made in recent months. Since my presidency The following is the complete text of the resipatiOll Ie/ter former Urntcd Council President Scott Bentley submitted to the UC General Assembly, wIJic/J refused to accept the Jetter because it was not !igDed. The Assembly then impMCIJed Bentley· Aside from the presideDtial cbanct, UC acIdJ .... d olber issueS at Its last mHtinI· 'I'1w LeplatiVe Allain Committee caDed for aD In- _ CQIl<OIItrabOll on keepIn& 1M cII1Dk11lc • from beinC raised to II To 1M UOIted Council Executive Board: It Is with frustratiOll and relief that Ibave decided to resign from 1M presidenCY of the United Coun' ciI effective Monday. October 24, 1183. I bave made this decision beca.... I feel that United Council's executive board has becOme ern· bedded an internal politics and has lost sight of its primary purpose-- whicb is to defend the rights of studenls in the higher education arena. It is a shame that there is little, if any, conlinwly in the general assembly. For, l! there were, you as members of this board would bave 1eamed from past rrustakes. I am referring to the mCidents involvlng Bob Kranz a few years ago. _ 1to lloId eIectIoI» ..... ..w _ 01 1M candI- " __ ZIIIdarU _ IM~""'" 1M third ~ with %> _ _ 011IiaI11ln1U11ed • UC t tnIdorb'l lint ~ • UC _ldetlt to _ that 1M UC ollI<e Iocb be cbanted ODd that be ontered to ret.... aDJ • eIr 11II1 III biI po I !CD >....s ",101-" a .-I.... IoD to pcllIDOIe ODd uplift 1M ,."... .atIoD 01 UC and to achIeVe 1M ort1OD's plo ODd purpooes. 'Dortty Aflalrs Committee 8rJed stadeDt .... ernm<ftt presIcIOIIIa to lei more minonly students ia¥oMd in committees Womea's Allain Committ .... dJs. euued poaIble procrams wtuch could be unplernenlcd on cam- ........ 'I'1w GeDera1 Assembly decided to pootp." 1M Leadenhip Legislotlve ConferetK'<! unW January, ODd 1M next moelin& will be 'ov. II, 11 ODd 10 10 Oshkosh At the .next UC committee meeI1ng a rep- .-ntatl .. from the United States Student Asoocialion will be on hand to an reol"lng the problem of arn1lqwly In UC try-la .... It "Country Matters" cancelled "A CONVICTION IS developing among Christian college tudents today. It's a conT!Je production of "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," origina1Iy scheduled for Tuesday, Nov. I. al Parkside has been cancelIed due to contr2ctual problems between the organizer of· 1M show, Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Cal. and its actors. viction that say) 'Hey, if other people can a err their beliefs on campus) then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" _"!'!""! .... ~_Josh McDowell KC 3 I a onee-m-a-eollege career expenenee, tIl\ 01\ 101: Ul' to 25,000 tudem and faeult\. Held In Kan a ClI} •• \\ OU£l, from Decem~r 27, 19 >, to Januar\' I, 19~. Ihe e nferen e will im'ol\"l: learning how to make an eternal mark for Chri t. peakeI'> will mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Eli abcth Elliot • rawford Loritts Marilyn Bugenhagen, Parkside assistant coordinator of student activities, said the entire nationwide tour of the production has been canceUed. She said tiCkets were not available al the lime of the cancel· Iation so nooe had been sold. Book sale The Library ILearning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. I, I and 3 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Levell. Approximately 1,200 bOOkscovering a variety of subjects will be .. - cluded, Most hardcover bOOkswill sell for $1 and paperbacks for 2S cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gill ilems that are not needed for the lib~ collection, according to Hanne10re B. Rader. direclor of the LibrarY ILearning Center. ..... _.... .! lecepliotl for dooec ....... ted Ia ........ C. ,., CO' Ide for am.t Fricblv Oct. 28, 12:55 p...... JIIoIbvo 109. Or ~ 'Hide ("')274-3563 '- ... ~ - ea.pas en.. ..... '- am.t or KC83. ~--=- - --- KC83 ~ - - ---;,,;;;;:;.. .....-~ ~~ (amru OIIlCce(.amru (ru aJdorChn \ ....r"'whc J "rrlng e .an BcrnarJlno. CA 92414 711 6-~224. c I <;,00 DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th SI, Pb .. e 654·2«)32 - pALS !II!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!J!!!I!II!!I!!!!~WLL::C~In:fo:nn:ati:'o=n~d:es:k~was:~aIso:~::::::::::::::::::::::~;;~hi~·~G~8:m:ma u pALS (Parkside Active Student discussed. CI bU Events J.lIdeIS in Session) met Monday The second annual student or. IIIlIIiJIC tAl discuss various student ganization Christmas Party is Idiftties. PALS consists of student scheduled for Friday, Dec. 16 in ... from the student orgamza- Union Square. More details will be ... Preseat were: Mark Scholzen ironed out at the next PALS meet. -' (]Iris Hammelev from PAB, log Nov. 7 at 7:30 a.m. ~ PbilliPS from PSGA, Ken IIo!" /rom Ranger, Valerie Olson _DID Galbraith from SOC. Ab- ....... Pam Browers from Peer IIPPGrl and Mike Scoon from fSGA. diIcossed included the up- :'DaY on Campus" for area ~ IdIool students. The orgamza- .. .... recruiting tables set up .11oo coac:ourse in order to show .......... 11 what their organiza- .. will do. The possibility of stu- .. tolanteers "manning" the Minority law conference 1IIe ow Law School is hosting a IIiIorIlJ pre-law conference on OIl. I' aad 15. The conference will lie IIeId at the UW Law School in ...... 1IIe pi of this conference is to .... ,uD interested people in the .......... available for minority ...... at American Law schools. ftiI procram is open to all who ._Iaterest in studying law, re- .... of their year in college. 1IIe tllllIIeience is being co-spon· .. .., IlIIdl Law Students Assn- ... the Indian Law Students 'III "he, the Latin Law Stu· .. oWodalion and Student Bar , "'M, ..... be discussed are: Law .... Preparation, Law School !b' I c Test (LSAT), Admis· .. OIIIria, Financial Aid and - Opfortumties. 1IIe JIllInm will begin on Fri· _f,.1IL with Welcome by Law ..... Dean Clifford Thompson .... lI,lIote address by Howard ,., IIoretary of Employment ...... for Governor Earl. A re- .. Wm follow. The Saturday ..... becins With Registration • ... IJD.. followed by workshops :. Itlapks mentioned above. In 1fternOon. participants will take ~ 1.lIIOdllaw school class, a - J*DeI and an alumni panel. ~ ,. ftcistration information. 8ltpben Rocha, Assistant .. : Law Bldg., UW·Madison, 1I1S. Prd,lieations' II1orkahop ~ GoIdon-Ross will be fea· !'If .... speaker In a work· ... lIlIIIId "Employee Publica· "-- It be IIeId on Wednesday. ~.PJn. in MolD Dl05. Gor· • ., Illllistant to the director '!IIiii I Ilion at St. Luke's lIlli IIIlacine. She writes and ~ IItWIIetter for hospital ern· ~ lidbet presentalion will ;;;:.., """-to's" of newsletter .,':::' hlp Is being sponsored l\r"j ,. from Organizational ~~. 1II~1aa1lll22ll.AIIaculty and .. "*ome to attend. INS 'I\ctets for the .,., 15 ~·s ~ ...........IOId in the IlIoImM'O <OD<IlIInl! !llr II. lld<rdamDer! 1D:terated III an arm of ~ ....-.d to join t.hIs basIDea 1rIImuty. A pope< dme II ....... belli UDtd the md 01 Nowmbe< Any pope< UlBIribut><xII will be ~led CIII SaDy Sdtrader at Ql-7MI to amqe !llr • pict"", or bnnc tbmt to the _ e--aI _ .-me '.,.,7 at I pm. ID U 20l ISO The International Student Organ. ization (ISO) will be meetiog Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. in Union 107. A video tape will be shown, "Isfehzu", and a discussion on our upcoming Nov. 4 party. HSO An organizational meeting of the Hispanic Student Organization (HSO) will be held on Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. In Moln 107. Studerlll interested in assuming a leadenhip role should attend. More information can be obtained by contacting Toby Gomez in WLLC Dl75 (Student Development Office) or by calling 553-2578 . UWPDT The uw·p Dart TeIIll <DMiIIcted the lint IIlI1f 01 its Team QuaJWo:. lioll Tounwnet>I last Friday. The lounwneIlt will contiDue 011 Fnday, Oct. 28 at L30 p.m The pme to be p ye:I IS Crrlet The top Icur players will represent Partside in matrbes opinst the LaCroae Dart TCIID and othen. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DA'IS IN A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time ~SOLDOUT* -::.. $269 WITH TRANSPORT ATIO JANUARY 1-' Arrongtm1'''U !I" (CHOTRAVELI'oiC . • LEGE DAYS" PACKAGE THE OFFICIAL ~~g~ACHTRANSPORTATlON. INCLVDES M<;'~VXVRY CONDOMlNIVMS RIGHT SIX NIGHTS A E FOVR DAYS UFTS. IN STEAMBOA Ty '::~'v~~GIANT PARTIES, AND ~~~~~~:;::DGREATTIME. . _ . "~·~S NOW TAIUNG NAMES FOR WAll'ING LIST SIGN UP AT THE UNiON BUILDING· ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 , RANGER nu.,. OctAlller %7,1113 Parking permits Where does all tl!~_~Jll1eygo? . Each and every year at registra- ~~~ time, a question arises: · ere does our money for parkmg perrnits go?" · "Money received through park- :rpernut fees goes to a variety of ere~t areas," said Ron Brink- ~, director of Campus Securit ·It covers the cost of repainng a~d uutiaJly purchasing snowplows a sn~wblower, a striping machine an a street sweeper. It also a s for the mainlenance of the part~g areas such as light re . ment' pairs, paved . repairs and salt for the ice urmg the Winter months Tw dl • patching positions are . eluding fringe benefits P~d for, insales tax is also char . 5% state nue by the state ged on all reve- "Th . e money also co a typewriter and vari vers postage, ce supplies used b ous other olliff ' y the Sec o Ice. It also pays f urllies and stickers needed ~r the plaques also covers the cost ~r parking. It and the installati 0 the Slgnage Around 'An 000 a on of the Signs th """, year IS tak . e revenues to pay ff en from And, it also covers lh~ th~ loan. the Racine and K services of services" said B 'nkmenosha bUSing P .' n an arking permit f . meter coinage f' ees, parkm o . ,mesand·· mcome make u th interest for Parkside's Ps e total revenue ecunties De ment, governing ca partmamtenance of th us~tlOn and "T e parking otal revenue f areas. $229,000. This rna s~r parking IS of money until fh und like a 101 Justified. Total e e expenses are $227 000 xpenses com , annually" ta e 10 man. ' s ted Brink· Parking system lici by state law R po cies are set the Parksid~ ~gent rule and/or Committee. The a~pus .Planning sists of staff f \ommlttee conrepresentativ~s aa~Udt~and student for recommendi IS responsible the operatin ng to the chancellor annual bUdg:ts""licles, as well as ticket polici ,parking rales and cies, Regent poli . fee for the :: requires a parking dents as w Pll king of cars by sluvisito;". Th~ as facully, staff and that the "f :Olicy also requires er the co:~ :fsufficient t~reeovmainlenanee of t~onstruction and ties." At Parkside ~h';:~hasfaciliIncreased to been "local" contrib ~so provide lhe cits in the op U ,on to offset delibus route to c: tion of the Racine service from th P;S and the shuttle ing lot. e allent Hall park· more "Parking per '1 if th rm s would cost were paid e ~ampus police officers The police Ofr'°ugh this revenue. fied b th icers have been cerf for is;uin: ~ta;e'Jhe usual practi~ issue two w ~ n~vIOlation is to suing an ac~:mg ti~ketsbefore islong as the t I parking citation as not for the wo warrung tickets are Brinkman same charge," staled ee:~o~n added that he is no exmit f paYlOg the parking peree. He ton Iy. "I don't . pays out $35 annual, because 1 :,nd paYIng it (the fee) going to ow that my money is conelud;,ard B . unavoidable costs," nnkman. . 0 15- Dance fe~erstirs with Seven &Seven \ p---- ~ e 'I1liS week's movie is Nighl ollhe • DeId. This classic horror ... IIjust in lime lor Halloween. • lIIIl be showing in the Union QIIIDI Thursday, Oct. 27 at 3:30 p.&, Friday al 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.& IDlI Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Ad· ... is $1 lor Parkside students lid $liar guests. .*** •••••• Come enjoy Halloween night lIoIIday. Oct. 31 at the Union Squn this year with the Milwauk· • boIId Those X·C1eavers. You .., !lave heard their song (You IIIde My Heart) Skip • Beat on the ndit IDd 00 their album. H ,... come dressed in a costu- .. ,... get 50 cents 011 the alrea- ~ price 01 $1 for Parkside IlIdeDts and $2 for guests. Rernem1Ilr lhat you must bring along your PIIaide ID and an age !D. Doan open at 8 p.m. .*** •••••• CaIIle reIal during 12-2 p.m. and lollp.m. and listen to the music of ..., DnIIe. at this week's Collee- ... 1I'.1a1lle Union Bazaar on Wed· ....,. Nov. 2. Everyone is wel- _ Come __ U lake advantage of this •**.* ••••• 1111 tIdeos playing this week are ........ Bird" and U Jobnny La- .... PalIIo •• e Party," both from SCTV. All are welcome to see these videos m the Union Square on Monday at 1 p.m., Tuesday at 1 pm and Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. . . •••••••••• . Tuesday night's movie is "Wesl Side Story." It's playing in the !lnion Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission IS free. All of the above events are sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• The first theater production 01 the year is "I Am a Camera." Performances are Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. The tickets are $2.50 for Parkside students, facultyI staff and senior citizens and $3.50 lor others. See other articles this week (or more details. •••••••••• Mark Eichner will be direction the Parkside WiDd EDsemblets concert at 8 p.m. tonight in the Union . Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. •••• * ••••• parkslde's Health Ollice is sponsoring a Blood Drive on Tuesday, Nov. 1. Everyone is encouraged to donate. It's from 9 a.m to 3 p.m in Union 104-106. AWeek at the Park X-Cleavers X-citement by Sarah Uhlig ~ :-BauXoCIeavers bring their ~;~ brand of music to Parkside I oween bash. :J) ~ ~";7/;;~NST: ~ 632-5879 ll' oerin.a j RACl~E. WI 1.1: -1lIa_ 'Vd Glue IOllleone yo... love something they'D love. 15% DIeco ... "': MId 1 0% =:-RlagSe .. We feature J1RTQ1~~Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings Milwaukee's Paradox Theater w.rn be putting OD the play "Mid· Dlghl Dream" at 8 p.m. OD Wednesday . ~ickets are available at the Union Information Center • Che,,)' Chase and hi partners are arms dealers. They sell second-rate weapons to third world nations. But they're not out to tick it to anyone. CHE\'YOiA E SIGOl"R: ;"EYWEA\'£.R GREGOR\' m.OES A \\1LLJA." FRlEDKI. 'FIL." . STEVE n "-JON A\ . lET PROOC IN ASSOCIATION \\lTH Bl'D "ORKJ,' PROOC nos "DEAL OF THE CEoOTl'R'"' Muaic I» ARTHl'R B. RlllJ. STEJ. Execuli\'e Producers.lOS ,,\ . lET. STE\'£. TISCH, PlU.1.. BRJC Produced by Bl'D YORJ{I.· Wrillen 1»' 00.1.. BRI K.\lA:' Oir<ded by \\1UJA)1 FRlEDKJ.' IPG''''' - ... '..~.. ~~_~..... • • 0 -- -..,. ..-....- OPENS AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU NOVEMBE 4th Snap Shots J Am I Caroen," a play set m tile oodaI and _ Ie<IuI climate 01 1m _ and w!lIdl drroDklos !be artivilJos 01 ----".,., IiIIod with lasdDalloD, __ Inn, IS 1be laD IDIID state produdlaa _ 1_ <OlU«1IUye ............ at PIrbIde. 1Am Camera" wnllt!ll by JobD v. 0rult!II and blood on 1be ~p/UcaI boot by Cltrlstoph r I erwood. "BerUn .... ...,. TIle wwl< ed 10 !be Broacttny m !be \All Ulled " II olthe \Ddre,. Brh llUH! Rebecca JuII II of ") .\m .\ Camera" me ...... GermaDy Roman new. 1liIbt<1ubs thn,ed 1'brou«h 01 au. people SU!\1ved," "Lite I drawer fllll of old cancbd pboIns of lam1Jy and friendo. ....e .,., dnwa 10 !be seenungly .eal-life people who are surprised and cap- _ by Isbe ..""",fs 'camera';' PerfO<ltllD<eS in the Commuru, calion Am Tllealer, .,., II 8 p.m. on Fndays, Oct. 28 and NoY. 4 and Saturdays. Oct. 251and Nov. 5, and I 2 pm. on Sunday, Oct. 30, Advan<e U eb and reserved seI' ,aVlJlabJe al !be UIlIOII Info<· ma!>on dek, .,., $250 lor students. _ atums and UW-P slaIl, and $3.50 fa< 0Ih<n. Tlcll.ets 01 !be door 1ft S3 and $4. Fo< ""'"' mfa<malloD call 5$3- Zl45 or 5$3-2581 loft Van ~'luIC the prod tla1Iy .. 'lDIIpoh<l!s' 01 I JfOIIP 01 lriftIds who IMd 11ft"WO<Id 'II' 0 BorUn. wIleD tbIt dly was I , rilln8l JDIICIlet fa< Earn- ...... IIdIer and !be Nm r-rtl' ~ ..... i", ral\JUIIlIIId \It. t*****************t * A ~~~ER OFBEVERAGE-it .... --HASE OFANY O,·E'Ol'I'(). PER ~ ..... ~ fT .-ro~n:R ~ * F~~~ OlE! 0 1.\ .... "Ill I~:RI.' /I ...~; . PIZZA 633-6307 ~ ~ THRrIP .. 2\ To I III TJ RA I.'F. ~ ******************-it Let's get sornelhing straighl right oil, nus may 01- fend some 01 you, and il may re~Mmaodny o::~~ Lord, I may even be shunned Jrom the ern Club," so stand back if you are easily shocked, ake I have a ralber unpleasant announeemenl to m . I find lbe female body attractive. WhatlS worse, I actually find some females mo~ attractive than others. And it gets even more sordid .. I actually have been known to stare as an attractive Iemale passes by I don't ever remember drooling, but, gosh. if you don't think it's torrid enough already, I think lbere is something seriously wrong with you. You see I consider myself a modern man. And as such I co~,der it my duty to rid lbe world of lbose nasty sexist habils !hat have built up over Ibe long eons of human history. You know what J mean. Like rIDding females attracuve. I suppose I have genetics or something to blame. There must be some biological advantage to have men linding women attractive, and vice-versa. But Lord belp me I just can't figure it out. Il I were 0 religious man. I would have to think that God, on his her, its wisdom had something in mind wben be endo ....ed men and women wilb diflerent pb)"ical characteristics. . But. I ask m}'SelJ time and again, is it a sin to fmd other members of the male species unattractiYe, sexuaIIy~' , I suppose so. Otherwise I ....ouldn·t feel so gwlty about leehng the way I do about ....omen. ow don't get me wrong. I realize lbere are many WI}" to judge a person's potential. Looks are prohably way do,." on !be list. It's just !hat I'm human, I baYen't got the time to stop every woman I meet and engage her in a discus· sion about the quantum lbeory or James Joyce. Espedally ....ben I'm late for class. ********** However, my friends, my tale is far lrom complete. You see, 1 do not feel personally responsible for the past tweDty-flve thousand years of history. hny women, most in lact, do not think I should be. But, being a modern man, I guess f would have to go along wilb the o!hers . Unfortunately, lbe flesh is weak. I don't feel responsible for lbe fact !hat my great-great-grandlalber did not auow women to ,'Ote, I think it was wrong 01 him to do so, of course, but I just wasn't around to try to influence his decision in Ibe slightest. Now, lbere are \bose wbo say lbat society over au was to blame, and !hat men suffered as ....en (albeit not nearly as greaUy!) as lbeir female counterparts; but to say !hat smacks 01 sexism. Imagine! 'i'r}'ing to absolve today's man of aU the sexual wrongs of history, What is !be world coming to? One might just as well claim thai au men are not mad rapisls, !hat lbey sbouId not be surgiaDy altered so as to be able to become pregnant as well, or !hat Ibey should not au be hned up against 0 wall and shot for history's wrongs, But no. Like a fool I accepted the fact !hat my girl. friends ....ere au ph)"icaDy weaker !han I. Thus J committed !hat most heinous of au chauvinistic crimes! I _' ., ~_L' ,', " So It Goes by John Kovalic actuaUy carried their books and heavy bags. Makes you sick, doesn't it? Well, I tried to repent. I tried to believe that I had 10 go through penance each day for be,ing a male. But those whips can hurt alter a while, y know? *********** So I got to thinking one night. What if we actuaUy acknowledge lbe fact that men and women are really, physically different? What if we consider the possibility lbat all lhoae men throughout history were not really more bestial lban we are today, but Ibat their attitudes toward women were merely manifestations of the society in which Ibey were raised? Perhaps eyen trying to thlDIl any olber way was so radical that it was abnost lmpossible for lbem to eyen imagine a world of equality, Perhaps I wasn't, as some of the women in my cluses would have me believe, personally responsible for every injustice women suffered over lbe years, So I phoned my friends at the "Modem Man's Club." But they called my attitudes prehistoric and repressionary, And anyway, hall oflbem were out h.. • ing their daily dose of guilt. However, Ibat did not stop my mind from reeling at Ibe consequences of my train of Ibought. Since men and women are physically different, where does \bat leave me? Then, late one night, I woke up in a cold sweat aDd discovered the truth that my subconscious was tryiDc so desperately to hide! I was -a closet heterosexual! It was a dillicult fact to face, but 1 had to meet it. All lbe sigJ'lS were lbere. Attraction to women, desires for close relatioJ'lShips, eYerying ... Right down to my lascinatlon wilb Victoria Principal. I was -a heterosexual. ********** Thus my story ends, It is not pretty, but J felt it had to be told. There are still men out there wbo feellilte I do, You may even be a "helero" yoW'SeU. But JUst remember: lbe number of women wbo want us dead is relatiYely smaU. They are lbe ones wbo lilte asking where lbe humaD race would be without lbem. Just abnut lbe same place it would be wilhout UL Collum wins first round Coaliatoed from Page IZ Board of Regenls before it reached !he state court. He said. however, the decision was essentiaDy Ibe administration's_ "Up to !hat point (when Collum tooIt the case to court) I don't believe Partside bad any legal assist. ance per se," said Tallman. But Nicholas Burckel, wbn was !be cbance\lor's e>:ecuti\'e assislant at Ibe time, said Parltside "consulted wilb lbe uniYersity's legal counsel ot Ibe UW-System in Madison." He said Talman was Parkside's legal adviser in lbe case, Henkel said Parkside had clearly made several mistakes when lbey decided to lay 011 Collum. "Olberwise I wouldn't be taking the appeal and suing lbem in Fed- 'eral Court," he said. He said an appeal by the Regenls would tie lbe case up long enough so !hat Collum would not return to Parkside, because his contract would haye expired 1his summer. "I dOD't tbink from a practical viewpoint the administration at UW-Parltside is going to be happy to embrace RUdy hack into the anns oflbe university," he said. Whit-, whole weekend, huh? Oh goody! (Be gentle.) Bill, get your goddam cartoon in by Monday!! F.E. (BLOODY VIKINGS) Classifieds For Sale !S8-It Model III 16-K computIf with tape deck; programs idiJable. 634-3473. CIr PIrlS: Various AMC, Chevy _ and transmission. 552- .7. fIIMIII SA-5000 Stereo receivIf I mo. old. 50 watts per, .., features. Cost $350; will l1li lor $250. Call 639-1905, Joe, _3 p.m. Wanted ..... WaDled: Women's barbeI'IbOP barmony rehearsal, 1IlIIday nights. Racine Holy QlmDunion Church, 2000 W. l1l\I St. "SIdle Break" Wanted-4 per- .. to share a Sheraton Hotel IIlMD in Ft. Lauderdale on the Slrip with 2 girls. Must have l1li transportation. 681-0411. Miscellaneous .lit you ready for "Old Man 1Imer" ?? Tune·ups, reasonaIIIe. Evenings, 694-4864, ask for 1ft. Earou DOW in Strip Cribbage IOI-guaranleed fun! JoiD the biggest and wildest party, up in Madison. Sarah, I love you!!! IKE. So do I. Guess Who? Madisoo is nothing compared 10 Punch and Judy. Don't Miss!!!!! Halloween party, Salurday, at Madison. on Stale Street. Rick Luehr has a sick perverted mind. (And the girls love it!!) People who talk during movies should buy their Editor meals and beer every day! '\II&alng with the Friends aI WIn Maurer," Friday, Nov. II; 1:3&-7:30 p.m., Holiday Inn, _Silth Ave., Kenosha. Tick- *1$; cocktails, $1. Gov. Tony lil.liiIJ be in attendance. Mother cat part Sia- ... to good homes only. 652- .. .... IDd Calligraphy. Speedy 8VIci. Call Louise, 654-4505. Personals U I want some paper'!!! IIOOO!! Opus. ~e: Last Saturday .., great. Blow Chow Lately?? IIaIae Warming? Smack. =: Readefesl is coming! ! lID. Wldl: Nice French toast ... cIesaert!! f!iIey Maidens: Meet me at my llnited House at Kenosha's ~ Center. Oct. 30 and 31. - p.m. Count Dracula. c....r Club: OPUS is ....... You!! ;"i" Middle- aged grounds- .. Wearing safety glasses Ill. Wanda. ~ ~ are on sale at '- II Fleet. Fran. Irs • Boy! I wanna be an :::'~ John K. (By the way, tulations!! ) to ~love you. (Embarrassed? uld be!!) Carson. ::. ...,. Sancller is still alive! I "" f:U too, and you don't It. be embarrassed. Dimp- . SCHNAPPS Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.P. McGillicuddy achieved fame and r tune throughout Canada. They say .or . ailed his special concocuon c Mentholmint Schnapps had a tas~ so refreshing going in, so smooth go~ down, that thirsty trappe,rs came rom miles around just to buy It. Dr McGillicuddy is long ~one, ~t his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on In your favorite tavern or liquor emporium'McG'llicuddy'S Mentholrnint Try Dr, . 1 the rock , or Schnapps straJ~ht up, on \\,a you with your favonle beer. Any t~ so cool, pour it, schnapps never taS o.'t MIss!!! ~. Halloween party <!Very class penod Rhet<>- ric!!! ~ .. Molly DabIIaI ~ )'OU Friday at the BIG 8.\. KEOFF DEARS LET'S DO OUR BEST • OT TO START THE PLACE 0, fIRE, SHALL WE DAHU:"G' )'OIlI' ('UlTeII1 P cko ill or A1umru Cud and tbe IInl beer IS OIl us cal PIzza._ where In Raone Val: Let' have some ~bral sex K H Roberta: I think I wanl tuna 1<>- mghl. Dudley. Robert: I think I'U go WIth the hamburger!! Cradle-Kid Goddess, \'irgia or Wllcb' lmages o[ women In myth and Iuslory. October 28. 7:30-9:30 pm 62S CoUege A'e .• Racine ,-------------....., I SI.5t tNTltOOUCTOaY aEFU '0 0Ff'U , F1lOM DIt M<GILLlCUIlDV I 10 recer r $I ~ <dund, fdl_ litis rd'ulld .... I lana and " with lbr aodo bel 1_ tilt no.! I orh ......... O' M.;(i --.. I 0. .\k(i~lio:__ SI so Rtfulld 0Ilrr I PO 8m m, Dopt 2. ..... , TX 79f'l\ I . ME E__ I I 1 I I I I I "'=""- I I IMPORTED FROM CA ADA ., ._'" J Wild Life ,.---__ ---, M'; ~~/r>a.rJ I'\~ f~ES lOEI>ff' OUE"~ ) IlT; nMe:,~ P'( Pf?S3ID!l'Jf II,) \)lEW OF 1ltE rea:~r '1'003$1 TO Be SErv t»N6- ouR Sots AUO\l~ TIle IVOR\.O.1Jlt) c..ol'\B/\T CO\lt.D YOIl (rIllE" U~ $CMe-' RE"- } /+S">UR'ONC.E Tll1'lr '1'00 R PR'J'I\£ ctJ OO~fi~~ ~ /~ =::5r-_ - he Funny Paper Caper ftJuuuuD • Krazy Kowalik's Kostume Kastle Our popular "Knife wielding •.•and of kourse our famous madman" Kostume for tbe "Karen Karpeoter" Kostume. Kiddies... KIosel extra. . n b •• tTJ4T.Ji7aT.. % b Cd •••• ~1JJtTJJIl7.J:Ll:L1Ci' n • ~-.itil .. n .-..atC'l..""'r.£T.l.."trtuJtiJt7 WJl1CJ'CLT.unorJOTJ.1rJ.TJ:r11Jo7.LT..::n7.L1J:C1t::7.J'1JJCCt1Otu7J.ifi1Ll:UJ1III HALLOWEEN PARlY WITH THOSE 8 X-CLEAVERS UNION SQUARE MON. OCT. 31 DOORS OPEN: 8 PM II Student '2 Guest soc off cover If you wear a costume UW-P~:'ulred The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater ---. =we C Nuke da Smur]s by Nick Thome In recent years, there has been .. startling increase in the surplus smurf population. Oh sure, they're cute, but there are just too many of those litlle blue suckers. Congress just passed a two-week hunting season, yet that just isn't enough. I don't know how that one Smurfette does it, but there are more smurfs every day. They are on drink glasses. They are on TV. There are little smurf figures. They even make smurf garbage cans. I'm smurfed out! I can't take it any more! He's breaking up! He's breaking up! We can make him better. Nuke the Smurfs. Yes, that's right. Nuke Em All, before it's too late! Hey, we have too many nuclear bombs and too many smurfs; maybe we could slow the prolifera. tion of bombs and end the prolifer· ation of smurts. All it would take is one or two small nuclear blasts and tbose lillie furry lue creatures would be small fiery creatures. Those who didn't get toasted from the initial blast would surely die of radiation sickness. Itsounds rather cruel, doesn't it? (Yes, but necessary.-<!d.) Well, at the smurf's present rate of growth, our country will be overrun before 1984. That's right. Those litlle blue buggers could get a smurf in the White House in '84. In fact, Papa Smurf is going to announce his candidacy next week. The time is now! Join the Nuke Da Smurfs movement before it's too late! Know your Feature Editor II n.na. Otto\le< !'l.1 X-Country places 5th Intramurals ~ Palricia Cumbie Al flIri/ying Springs last Satur- .... men's cross country team fItIIA SIb out of 25 competing ... the top five placing teams _ Norlb Central..56 points; St e- _\'IIlDl. 6>; D!inOlS 51. Benedict, III Lulber, l3t; and Parkside, 165. ...... '. Tim Renzelmann took .... ""11, with a 25.18time on s ... eourse. Coach Lucian ... eommented: "Tim ran a ... _; be always does well." l1II- linisbers afler Tim were: ... IIlIIer 154; Ted Miller 41, ,., &emmo 47, Mark Hunt 50, MJIanning 108 and John Brew- .1101 .... up soon are the NCAA news RegionaIs and the NCAA championship. In order to qualify for the NationaIs the team must place in the top three at the Regional meet "Our chances look good, there ar~ a couple of tearns coming that f don't know what they're like. The two toughest teams are North East Missouri and Indiana Slate, EvansVille. We should give them some competition at least," said Rosa. The NCAA Championship meet is going to be held here on Parkside's National Cross Country Course. "By this time the tearn will be running full strength, all of my runners will be well, including my number one man, George Kapheim," said Rosa. "I am really looking forward to the race." The fall season of mtrarnural 1)1- leyball on UnIOn pad came to a eeeclusion Ocl. 18 Winners of the league were the Brew en.w, followed by Chess m 30 Minutes in seeond, Three Gals and a Guy m lhInI and The Team m fourth place In nag football competition, some confusion existed last thUDday as to whether or nolto play games in the rain, The rain out, so all games were mo'ed bact Concluding play is as folio Tuesday. Oct 25: 4 p m , PAB vs. the "V" Team. 5 p.m.. _ute Ethanol vs. Jerk OIls. 6 p.m., Gladiators vs. the Mass Wasters. 'Baseball Rangers win ampionship ~ Mark Feldman "'Be !be Milwaukee Brewers _aIIIpicuously absent from the ...... p1ayofls and World Series, ItMnslde baseball team won It........ southern Wisconsin ..... 'II League championship •• 1-2 record. \oogue, wbich consisted of --'UW-Milwaukee, Marquet- .......... County Technical a..o...:... - put together by head _ C»ICb Ken Oberbrunner ... lite unpredictable spring =- washed out many sched- ..... .... !lad as many as 16 games ..... oat last spring," Oberbrun- -. "When the weather is ~"'1Ilofall, why not play then? .Ilancers played four games lie lIln!e teams except Wau- ... 1lIlere they had two rained .", ~ splitting with Waukesha, llMlIt three out of four .... Marquette and swept all four IJW·M. .. Oberbrunner hoped to drill :: ~ hit-and-run baseball, • ~ have found runs from ... IIeapected source-the home .: a double beader with UW-M, tIt ..- SCOred a 22-3 victory in 1liiie and came back with lIlrasbinc in the nightcap, hit- =.- round-trippers in the ~ .... really pleased with the ;: played," Oberbrunner said. ... to !be play the game in the ..... \lellpeelive, and not wait ......... fur the hig inning, but ifs ~ pleasure to see the ball go .... -leace." ~=::ncarried five pitchers , all freshmen. Dan Elled the corp with a 4-0 ;:"" Randy Spiegelhoff fin- .... to refine some of the ... on the pitchers," Oberbid. "UT __ .:n L __._ n 1.......... way to go, but I was very impressed." "They didn't walk many and threw strikes, made the other tearn hit the ball." And as the other team hit the ball, the Rangers played tough defense, turning 10 double plays and throwing out four rUDners at home plate during the season. "The team spirit was really turned on by the defense," the coach said. "The spirit was really up. We also got a lot of timely hils to drive in some runs." Scott Brieznk and Tom Weipert were in a close race for team ~ttlng leader going into the last senes of the weekend, both battlDg close to .450. bo t Oberbrunner is optimistiC a u the spring season. "I hale to make predictions, there are lots of th.1Og5 that can happen, but I am hopmg for the besl." . While the Rangers were mlSSlng key players on the fall team,. they will hopefully return to the lIneup next spring, along with promtslDg transfer students Kurt Kun12, Kyle Backus and Dwayne Mclean. "We played without John Hyatt, our center fielder and caplaID, "'t Joel Maier," Oberbrunner sal "Shawn Patterson is playIng basketball, but we hope t,~ have them all back in the spring. , Women s fastpitch softball tryouts Any woman student who is \:':~- ested in trying out for.:;~~\~ womens fast pItch L' da Draft should contact CoathChhlO ed buildat Ext. 2317 or ID e P Y 0 . The team does have pre-seaso ;~~tice and any potential members should participate. Thursday, Oct 27' 4 pm .• Absolute Ethanol vs. the 'Y' Team. 5 p.m., the Grapplers vs the Blitzed The standings for the Ieog.... after sis games 01 play ~ The Grapplers 4-2 The Mass Wasters 4-2 The Blitzed 4-2 Gladiators 4-2 FEELCHEAP! IT 00 FEELI G! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. s2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-1 Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks [bar] 53 Pitchers of Kamakazes s5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S I a gamel Excellent sandwiches UDinner for Two" Courtesy of EI wood es Every Fnday night. Elm ood Lanes III 9 away a FREEdl twO at the fabulous Higgins Hob obI Stop In for d t1S-lt's so win and you have nothing to lose! ELMWOOD PLAZA LANES 3701 Durand Avenue In the Elmwood PIaU Shopping Center RacIne,WI 554-7175 Tall- Greet" ~ Rd. 011 Und I'tttIe. 'ONG SLI 011 s......... lid. .. ...,. It lOur ..... SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY Reinstatement ins first round Co 11urn w . ''?'f seeks an .unspecified antolUlt ill compensation . ., 11M KiesIDI He did say, however, \bat eou..a ~-"t J...- • would seek the salary be lost _ Loot - - ~,- ~ W laid off. - .... .- F1JII'l cmrtumed a 01 Re- "II's not like he _ not teIlelr by !be UWOS~ adminislra- ed," said Henkel. "This Is a r-i f'DIS - !be D ...... Collum an aca- layoff in the middle of a con'-- boD 10 ,- off .-, ' . term " ~"" . -, ber of tbe AthletiC . cIomir Jla/I ": laid off last Flynn ordered Parkside to roIlirt Dopor1meDt was Collum .with back pay. The dl!<isbl SopIember appealed 10 !be eircuit WIn be m effect unless the Board of ~ !be Board of Regents Regents decides to file an aPI>eIL ~ !be PaltsJde admmislra' Lee Da!ton of the Slate Attorney . d . . General s office, who IS represenl. ua;:,' Ius"':ion, Flynn said that,; ing the SYS~,. said a request for ParbIde and !be Regents had Iol- I j./ an ap,peal IS m our office right 10 ~ Improper procedures In ,t, now.. ~ 01 fOW'areas they ruled on Dalton said the Regenls COI1SidPMkslde, said Flynn, laid orr Rudy Collum ered Collum's layoff an adrninistra. Co11um .. 1len tbere .. ere three per- ployee to represent them. It was tive decision because of the prom !be athletIC department who also ";proper he said that the same gram changes. . -.. junlor 10 hun and whose JObs lawyerrepresented the administra- Walt Shirer, Parkstde's Director he coaId have filled of Public Relations, said the layo({ He also said Portsi<!e had no le- tiO~ynn said however, that Parksi- was "a decision the campus makes cltiJnate procram reasonsto lay d had mad~ a reasonable effort to here, and that's what the caseis all him off ecea though the adrrun- f'lend Collum alternative employ- about." lstnuoo -- that the Athleuc But, he said, Parkside has 110\ DepanmeDt had 10 lay hun all be- m~uum has also filed a separate been involved in the case since Col. CIlDt of budget cuts Court h gmg lum appealed to the Board of fte. P. de also "olaled ItS af· lawsuit in Federal , c ar gents. that he was denied due process and flt1llatiVe aetlan program, Fl}'I\n was discriminated against. A UW-System lawyer, John Tall- - Collum would not commenl on man, advised Parkside and th. AJoo .• conItict of mterest was b H -'~ ~- !be ,,--~ of Regents the case, but Ius attorney, Bo en- C· ed P 8 ~~~ w""" ...... u ed I Co rt OD(iDU 00 Ole .- • uv.oSj tern altorney, an em- tel, said the suil in F era u Want to go to college, but you don't nave all the money? Here are a few words of advice ... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At H n e Bank .. e bel,e-' ~ six months after you leave ryonc ~h uld ha\' th oppor school. And then you only pay tum to I m and '0" And an annual percentage rate of 90,0. .. re mmltl<'d10 doin ,omethin~ The other loan i.for Parent. or about It by offenn t",o types of loan~ Independent Student.: for h her t'ducauon Regardless of your adjusted gross 0- ......iajaat for Student.: family income, parents can borrow Our Guaranl«d tudent Loan can up to 83000 annually from Heritage et an und ~raduate sludent a Bank. Non-dependent students much as S2500 per year for school. can apply for this Joan too. The Gradu te, tudents can get as much maximum for non-dependent a 5000 p"r year. Only the student undergraduate students up to rna, appl)' for the loan. And you 83000 per academic year. This is ,. nt n«d a co- i nerto get it. called the PLUS program and in. Theft' an her benefit. You don'l terest rates are established below tart p;I)~n ba k 'Our loan until general market rates. Parent and student loans for education. , , Another good reason to bank with us! CfleritageBanks ....rlt • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 8, October 27, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 3, 1983 University of WisconsiD-Parkside Vol. 12, No.9 State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 The slate legislature has overwhelmingly voted to raise the drinking age in Wisconsin to 19. The bill is expected to be signed by Gov. Anthony Earl this week. The bill, which would take effect July I, 1984, would exempt anyone who turns 18 before that date. The Senate Friday approved the bill on a 26-6 vote. The Assembly voted 89-8 later the same day and sent the bill (AB 200) to Earl, who has said he will endorse a 19 year old drinking age. The Senate and Assembly disagreed on one of the bill's amendments - a provision that would make the drinking age for visiting non-residents the same as the drinking age in their home slates. The amendment, aimed at discouraging non-residents from driving across the border to drink in Wisconsin, passed the Senate but was rejected by the Assembly on a 64-33 vote. Besides raising the drinking age, the bill would impose an automatic 9(klay drivers license suspension for anyone under 19 driving with any measurable level of alcohol in the blood. All drivers are still subject to the slate's drunk driving law, which sets a blood-alcohol limit of 10 percent. The bill also: • Increases driver's license suspensions for underage drinking from the current maximum of 90 days to up to 2 years. • Increases forfeitures for underage drinking from the current $25 to up to $150. • Makes penalties tougher for canying counterfeit identi.(ication cards. • Sets a $200 maximum penalty for bringing alcoholic beverages onto school grounds. • Adds at least 10 questions on alcohol to driver's license examinations. One major amendment rejected by the Senate would have imposed a driving curfew between midnight and 4 a.m. on motorists under the age of 19. Drinking age affects UW-p by Ken Meyer EdItor The impending change in Wisconsin's legal drinking age from 0 18 to 19 will affect many aspects of society, including the UW system and Parkside. The Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), a campus commit- ·tee represented by all groups within the university, met last week for the first time of the year and discussed the implications a higher drinking age might have at Parkside. A 19 year old drinking age would create problems dealing with the 18 year old student population on campus. In order to determine the amount of alcohol purchased by 18 year olds, the Union has been conducting a survey in the Union Square and the Rec Center. According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, the first two days of the survey revealed that 14 percent of"e alcohol purchased was by 18 year aids. During the second day, the figure was 8 percent. Previous Iigures show that durConlinued on Page ! !OEHTlfICHION WE Guskin open forum set THANK You FOR Yo"" An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin is scheduled for Monday, Nov. 14 at 1 p.m. in Mid Main Place. The forum, sponsored by Ranger, gives students, faculty and staff a chance to meet with the chancellor and ask questions about anything pertaining to Parkside. Everyone is encouraged to atteod. C Oo~rRAT'ON Union Square bartenders "ill face a tough task "hen the drinking age increases to 19. Admissions reviewed by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor gram; 2) standard - applicants who are ready for college-level coursework; 3) conditional - applicants who are ready for some eollege-level courseworlt and can correct deficiencies through some remedial coursework. They would also be required to obtain advising help; 4) academic advancement - applicants who are not fully prepared for colleg~level course work and must take one full year of preparation courses. These applicants would also he required to participate in an advising program; 5) deferred - applicants whose deuciencies are extensive to the point that their request for admission is denied until the period of time they obtain outside remedial aid and then they can re-apply. The recommendation was reviewed by the APe and they generally agree with the aims and purposes described in the eCGE policy, although a simpler format would he preferred. "My impression of what the committee (AJ'C) is looking for is a simplified versioll of the CCGE reeOIIlIIletdatlon, 1Ibich wouId include the same goals and objectives but be different 10 the way It IS m,tially implemented," said Eugene NorWood, APe chairman. A possible simplilled version which was presented at an APC meeting Oct. 31 condences the CCGE categories, as I) slandard: 21 condttjonaf 3) deferred. These three categories of admission inelude the same irutial pomts as they appear in the CCGE plan. Additional points such as developing an ad. missions committee was also discussed Categones for transfer students, special students and re-entnes were discussed and cladYied al the meeting. These additional categories will be further examined next week A motion was passed at the meeting to request a more detailed proposal on an adVISIng program ODdto submit the proposed admesions policy documents to the Faculty Senate for their mformation and discussion. The committee is also interested in finding out more detailed information from CCGE 011 tbeir ideas eonceming the current I1!lllt!dlaI procrams. ..Student reaction to flrenada .and Lebanon Admission to Parkside may be different in the future if the proposed new policy is implemented. The new policy is still in the planning stages and would replace Parkside's current Open Admissions Policy, which admits Virtually all applicants. Chancellor Alan Guskin appointed a committee of faculty, staff, students and administrators to the Coordinating Council on General Education (CCGE) in order to study the admissions question to insure that "the open door is not a revolving door .' ' CCGE developed a recommendation for a new policy which was submitted to the Academic Policy Committee. The recommendation states that Parkside applicants would he evaluated at the time of application and then placed in one of five categories. In brief, these categories are: 1) honors - applicants who are ready for admission in the honors proSugarMQn8ter ---- .. - ....'7"...... ~....: _ ! TblllSday. Novem~ 3,1183 ILetters to the Editor I Library lights up To Ibe Editor I lID 'ImllDC this letter to Ibe editor beca_ I leel a btle anvesllpo... ~ IS an order. My queslJo.. IS .bout th. ..t.nslV, bcbbJII (on oW SWItches that were iDIlaJIed an the bbrary last year. Why are theY alwaY' on? I bave Jet to ..., • student conserve eeerIY by cldIn& • SWltch all Furthermore, each monunc wben Ibe library opens. most 01 the lJ&hts are turned on (an tudy areas and an boobbelv.. wbere no tuclent bas !nM1 Why isn't tbere some type 01 message oext to the switches? Why .... such an exlensi'J. SYStem set up. 0DIy to he ignon!d by students as well as librarians? Ho .. cost-el· lective can this system he and why isn't there better rommunication to students and IacuIty about the use 0I1be 0111011 system? As much as the WLLC likes to boast about what it bas to offer to students, lleelthere IS a great deal 1JIISSIJIll. TIns .. just one 01 them. Kurt Son!nsen Parking - epilogue "Why .-, to put" epiJocue MayaanI Arlbur Davis bas left !be baIIa 01 Pubide But Ius artIC'- lei made III aware. H. and I and many other students wondered why we .-y eJ!IorbItant partuIg tees W. lot an ...... r .Il.r three _. 011 page 6, Oct 27 ISSu. 01 the Rancer It IS too had that the dull and ......... are not called away lik. Paul E JobDson, _ can't even make • pocnt But sunpty say "It's _ to pay than change." That's dull, Paul W. knew that before the lint artIde _t to press. The best thmcs in til. only rom. in Dumbers 01 one and I'm afraid tbere is no one .t Parkside Wlth the IIreIJiIh 01 character to fill M. A. Davis's shoes. The issues still stand as oulbned on page 2, Oct. 27 issue of the Ranger. The fact that we know how the money is spent or that the issue is old does not cbang. them. There is no rop out. Just apathy. May tae world go well "'th you. M. A. Davis Till you appear apn. Thad Scropos RANGER "Ob Ibose are lor acliDg-ODe's for my sbock at Jerry Ford for ~yiDg 'GovenH>r Reagu couldn't start a war; President Reagu could' and Ibe alber's for my indignation at Jimmy Carter for sayb.g I bad a babit of calling for military force aU the: dme/' "This one's for Best Director for my invasion of Gr.nada." Do you have something to say? Write a letter ... Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 Drinking age to affect Parkside Continued from P.ge 1 log an average school day, 18 percent olth. alcohol purchasers were 18 years old while during the evening dances th. f~. jumped to 33 percent. . Although there are no curr.nt plans on what to do about th. 18 year old stud.nts wh.n the proposed drinking age would lake .ffect July 1. 1984, it is almost c.rtain that economic setbacks will occur. U the Union was to rompl.t.ly stop serving th. 18 year old students, a sizeable amount of revenue would be lost. Also, il 18 year old stUdents were not allowed in the Union, ther. is a strong possibility that they rould successfully request a refund of th. portion of th.ir segregated fees which go towards th. Union seg fee budg.t. U th. Union had to hire somebody on a full-tim. basis to check for age id.ntification, it would be a costly addition to its salary budget. State laws will be investigated in order to d.t.rmin. il and how the Union Squar. would be ronsidered both a restaurant and a bar. enabling 18 year old patrons to be ad· mitted, but "carded" at the bar. On. problem stemming from this is th. possibility of older students buying alrohol for 18 year olds. One remedy would be to discontinu. the sal. of pitch.rs of beer and limiting porchases to on. drink per custom' er. Alcohol suppliers to 18 year olds would then hav. to make repeated trips to th. bar, which would raise the bartender's suspicions. K.n M., Editor J.nn'- Tunklelcz Newa Editor John Kovlllic F.. tur. Editor P.trlci. Cumbl Sporta Editor Mich•• ' K.II Photo Editor Andy Buchan.n ••.••••.•......................•.•.• Buain ••• Maneger C.ttl.rtn. CIIa" Advertlal"ll M.n.lI.r J." Wlcka Dt.trtbutlon M.nell" Pet Hen.lek A•• t. Bu.ln ••• Men.lI.r WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Bawngardner, Marpret Bulltus, C8rl Cbernouslti. Sue Cullen, Karl Daoo. Michael Firchow. Keith Hannann, Mary Kaddall, Bob Kiesling, Carol Konendlck. KendylMane Linn, IbcIt Luehr. Robb Luehr, .nll Wbllney Nielson, Du:k Oberbruner Julie PmdIeIon. Bill S!ouiaan:t, NU:k Tbome, Sarah lJbhg PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb EI<bborn. Todd Herbst. PIu1 Jeousm, Dav. McEvoy, Masood Sba. hq, Karen Trandei. Gary zalollar Ro"9'" IS wfltten and HiiJed by studen's 01 UW.PorJt.snk and they or. solely responSIble lor "s ed"orlol polICy ond content. PubJ'shed eYeIY Tlwudoy durm" t*,- academiC yeo' e.w.cept dunng b'fiJA:s 0"" ho',do~s. Range' IS p'mted by the Rocme Journal T'mes. All coneJPOnd'ef'l(e .should be add,eued fa, Po,hlde Ronqe,. Urnver· my 01 W'lcons"'.Po,h,de. 80 .. No. '2000. Kenosho. WIS. 53'.!. lette,s to Hte ed,fo' w,1I be accepted ,f typewnNen. dou~-iPO~ on sfondo,d Sll:e pope, lefteon shOUld be It!'n thon 350 words and must be "fined WIth a telephone- numbe, "'eluded fo' 1fen'lCoflo" pvrposes. NOINI Will be withheld for valid ,easons Ckod'me fo' IeHers 's Tuesday 10 am 10, pubbcotJon Thu,sday. Ranger ,eHrllfeS ,.... 'ISM to r.'uH letten CCN'lfOm"'9'Iolse afld rMfomo· fory co",.n' , Hans Mauksch Physicians losing control by Karl DI:IOD New developments in medical tecIutology have changed the role of the physician in society from the all powerful, solo healer to one member of an interdependent team of bea1th~ professionals, stated viIlting Sociology Professor Hans Mauksch during the Social Science IIlIUndtable Monday in Union 106. uThere was a time when a physician .... in complete control," said Mauksch. "In my-own lifetime doc- .... even owned their own EKG madlines. " Now, because of technological 1IIvances, the machines are too expensive for one person to own. Instead, they must be collectively 0WIll!d. "Technology moved the 00Illr0I out of the hands of physiciIIls and placed the control and expertise in the hands of others," he laid. According to Mauksch, this new lmId in application of medical tedmology is a clear example of a medical Marxism. "The power, or the means of production, has IIIOftd from the individual physidin to a condition where the hospital lIIId the hospital administrator decide what to buy and what not to bay," he said. Maubch concluded by saying ....t the separations within the 1leoIIh care profession does not deIn<l from the skill of the individuals involved, but rather reduces the elleetiveness of the entire profes- .... ulf, in our music schools we bid I oeparate school for violinists aDd for trumpeters and so on, this 1IOUId not diminish the ability of lIIe individual players," he said, "but together all the instruments 1IOUId sound less like an orchesIra." Visiting sociology professor HaDS Maukscb speaks al MoDelay's Social Science Roundtable_ Aid for small businesses by Carol Kortendlck reclly involve sludents, il does try to incorporate, when possible, students in given business problems. The counseling is free. bowever. and the SBoe does provide luitionpaid seminars that touch upon several areas of interesl dealing with business. (Parkside's SBoe musl remain within its limits that being Racine and Kenosha.1 some businesses due 10 SBDC_ An impact study released by the SBoe of UW-Madison, however, revealed thai 2109 small businesses received iJHlepth counseling (which is fight hours or more) m 1981. In 1982 the results of the counseling were: gross sales up 50 percent; profits up 43 percenl; employees up 28 percent; efficiency up 65 percenl; and exports up 5 percent. Hopefully, with added efforts and unproved publicily, Hughes- own expectations, along with the Universaty's. the SBoe will be heard and used. which in turn will aid busmess and eventually alle",'iate a starnaat ecooomy. Grenada, Beirut '" x-IyI LIaa ReceutIy a questioo was posed 10 studeuts on ClIIlpDS concerning the involvemenl of the United States m Grenada and Lebanon. The following replies were received from students' As far as Beirut is concerned, we sbouId not be there. It could be a potential Vietnam.-Vanessa Baker Taking action is better than being sitting ducts.-Paul Seidl. I'm for it. U the U. S. is for freedom. you're going to have to put, some lives on the line. People who are against it beIong in Russia.- Frank Lucchetla. U there's a reason tor reaD, being in Beirut, it's oUy, bullhere really doesn't seem 10 be a reason, It's costing lives. However, in Grenada, the rightlhing is being done.- -Sam Bosco. Either we should be in there full strenglb or 001 at alL-DoD Carson Presidenl Reagan isn't lhink1ng about the frailty of human life.- Linda Spangler. I'm so disgusted thai I dOD'1 know what 10 say.- Tammy Bowker, I don't feel !bey sbouId be there (in Lebanon), because !bey have 00 way of defending tbemselves. They are JDS! a show of strenglb for the U.S.-Linda Rannick. I lIunk all of our guys should come home, and l'll talte them out 10 IUDCh.-Angie Gorski . H you're gOll1g 10 be a super power, act like one.-Rick Kopp. I don't lIunk they should leave, unless !bey're just gomg to SIt !here.-Paul Schaeffer. s reac. Grenada, I really don·t lulow much about but f feel we dId the ri&hl thing As lor LebanoD, we're also doin« the nght lIung. but I don't know how effectl ve we're being-Beth Prodoebl I support it, bUI we really shouIdo'l have gone mlo Lebanon in the ftrst place-Bill Gnndeland I support the aetJVI!Jel 1O bot!I Grenada and Lebanon-M1ke Schmidt I hack President Reagan all the way-Harold G~ry I lIunk It was wtorJg and UJlIIecessary.-Qllhy Tiegs. I do'fl lIle It. All the lighting ... 're doUlg should not be QIang place. especially 10 GrenadaShawn Soltes I'm for the mv'3SlOl1of Grenada, but against being In Lebanon-Ed Francisco. I'm all fOl it for the sunple ..... SOD that the U S.·s 'nleresU are not ooly in Uus hemisphere but m all bemispheres.-,Jose Yamata. IlIunk In unjuslJfJed and President Reagan is tngger happy-,Joe Sykora f don't understand why people are so shocked aboul It It probably plaaeed month. ago People don't seem 10 rea 1iJe the strateg,c location of Gr n daRichard BorkowskJ I don'l feel they ld be ,n either place for the reasons (My·re glving.-Mike Imse Ireally haven·tlhoughtaboul't- -Kim Scbulte. I lIunk lbey did llJe nght lIung 1O Grenada-8andy Snuth "Unfair to Art" lecture Univ..... ty of Chicago phiIooophy prolessor Ted Cohen will give I free public lecture tiUed, "Unfair to Art," an analysis of CO.lempo .... ry aestbeIJcs, al • p.m on Tuesday, Noo. 8, in the CommllDlClllon Aru Room 129. Cohen also will lead an Informal diacussIon 011 the IopIc of ,."'1ftsentaboo" al 7.30 p.m. the same day 1O Comm Aru ZS3, which is also free and open 10 the pubbc. Cohen, who bas talllbi al the University 01 Chicago since 1967 and for four yean chaired ,ts philosophy departmenl, earned hlJ Ph.D. from Harvard and bas been visitinc lecturer al Dumerous colWIlliam Hughes, a former em- ....,.. of Dun and Bradstreet, Inc. III Kenosha, has joined the ParksicIe Ilaff 10 coordinate the Small Blline.s Development Cenler <8IIDCJ. "The SBoe basically proVIdes one-on·one counseling to IIlIaII businesses in the area of busi- .. ooncem," said Hughes. The SBoe was formed in 1982 in ~ 10 several factors affecting economy. Poor employment, ~~ction, low spending and lbe- ....... exports all contributed 10 past recession, which is still ~~t apparenlloday. A strong ...........,..t, according 10 Hnghes, ~ \be high number of imports - \be low number of exports in .. ClIUntry. He believes we should "'* esports 10 expand our markel :: .10compele more fairly against Imports. Higher exports should A roller skating party 10 provide Sponsors say anyone bringing a POIitively affecl the economy. to s for needy area children at loy 10 the event will be adnutled lbeTbSBt federal governmenl began c:'· tmas will be held Monday, free, although skate rentalLS extra. II oe and Ioday it is located m NOV"21 from 8 10 10 p.m. al Skate- The roller skating pany IS one of IIItastale and the DlStnct of Colu~- lown, USA in Racine, sponsored. by several evenlS which SOC IS organ- .... .:.The SBoe .. pan of Parkslde s Parkside's Student OrganIzallOn wng in ilS campus-wKIe dnve 10 ~~unlty OUlreach prog~am. Council (SOC). , . ~btain Christmas toys. 0-the orgamzauoD.doesn.t.di- ..•.. , ,. ~.'~.=-:':":':"_~' ;.;.;. lIiilllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii To create an SBoe and keep ii, a University must maintain a set of standards, such as counseling, free, confidential and cootinuously kept up. All these factors keep the SBoe effective and useful. Hughes says he notices a slight improvemenl m Skating party Drive for toys leges and uni....erslties. In Judi", Harvard. Cornell, ~ orthw t fll, the UNV..... ty of MK'Iupn. OhiO UNverSlly and the UN' ,ty of WuIw!CIon ~ has puhlJsbed .umerous 8I'U<'- leo on the philolophy Of art m scholarly journal and rel' nlly bfc;an reseln'h lOtO the lhet of sports CurnnUy he IS clll1nnan of the Prosrun CommJltee for the Amen can SoCIety for A theu 1IJs PartsJde vlS,t "" organized by Parltside's art and plulosophy cbsc1plines and IS funded by won Corp. RANGER • Parents beware of the Sugar Monster II) MariI>' .......,. Supr is the lead1ng ingredient gy or stored fal. It does not contrib- sensitive to Ibis sugar-insulin effecl. cottage cheese ... • add<!d to foods during processing 10 ute to growing strong and healthy 3. There is a tendency to obesity 2. Serve nutritious snacks such as U you h., cluldn!ll, you kow the UnIted States today. How can bodies. or overweIghl. When 10 to 15 per- yogurt pnpstcles, apple shces that Halloween IS a very ex ,ung Ibis be' 'early every box, bottle, Now that we know the purpose cent of your calorIes.are sugar, they spread with peanut butter: raisins holiday lor the child/en You also can and bagged item you buy con- of sugar and where it is found, why displace more numuonal food such mixed with sunflower seeds, .peaI1lat all <andy a IlJIhtrnare la1IlS added relined sugar. Most IS a large amount of refined sugar as fiber. Rapid consumptIOn 10- nuts and sesame seeds; raisms lew the poreDts After a number of !Odas. sauces, crackers. cakes, sher- harmful to our body' There have creases obesity. . mixed with applesauce or cottage 01 taDdy, clu1dr<fl have more bets and ICe cream -as well as eer- been many studies that corretate 4. There appears to be an 10- cheese; vegetables and dip; cream -.y \MIl usual. Candy IS rom-' eaIs. bread. dressIngs and dnnks _ sugar with diseases of the human crease in cancer of thecolon, rec- cheese on celery; cream cheese poood 01 supt Supr Is a en- have supt add<!d In lact 70 per- body. Here are some esarnples: tum and breast. Sugar displaces the spread on whole wheat bread; ~ II ~rovlCles our bodl Wllh cent 01 the sugar we eat ~ ludden 1. There IS an increase 10 dental fiber in the diet High-fiber diets cheese ball-cheddar and cream qwck energy. Is ugar really ill the products we buy. Here are cavities. Dental cavities result from are llSSOCJ3tedWlth. a low incidence cheese mixed, etc. . harmful to out bodi • How much rome examples: l2 oz Tang l2 tsp the acid produced as the bacteria 10 of cardiovascular disease as well as 3. Serve frwt JUICE instead of supt do consume each year' sugar; l cup anstant coffee: 4 tsp., the mouth break down sugar. with lowered rates of cancer of the fruit drink. Tbt v Amencan colI$umes 112 cup Granola, 4 tsp; l cup Iruit- 2. Sugar contributes to the d.. el- colon, rectum and breasl.. I would recommend two books about I pounds of a eelerung lIavored yogurt, 7 tsp, l 2 cup sher- opment of heart disease. Refined With all the knowledge available lor your reading. the first book, t sucll .. supr, corn syrup or bot, 6 tsp.; l cup jelIo, 6 tsp.; l supt tmds to iDcrease triglyceride a.bout sugar, what IS our alterna- Super Heroes' Super Healty Cookbon y h year The average poece apple pie, l2 tsp.; and l gJaz_ levels in the blood whereas starch live? Isuggesl that we begm today book, by Mark ~ltzman and Judy Am rlean youn ler consumes ed doughnUI, 5 tsp As you read the is less likely to do so. Tlus is be- by changing our diets with our Garlan, is a recipe book designed ._ to 31> lablespooos 01 supt label>. look for these words _ cause sucrose (sugar) is more rap- young child/en. Eating habits and lor young children and their eating every day Amlnbnc to RonaJd J sucrose. com S)TUp. maltose. des- idly absorbed 10 the blood than is food attitudes are established when habits. This book is in the Library Pnac. PII 0, 01 the cleparlment 01 trose, glucose. molasses. honey. starch. When sugar reaches the cluldren are very young. Here are Learning Center. The second book, P'ycbolocY I th UnIversity 01 Tbese words are sugar, blood stream rapidly. it calls forth some suggestions: The American Way of Ufe Need South Carohna , .. tablespoons of For all practical purposes. sugars an mcrea!e if insulin lrom the pan- 1. Be sure that our diet is high in Nol Be Huardous to Your Health ...... per day enouch to malte 01 all types should be considered ereas. and the ansulin in tum in- fiber. These foods are high in fiber: by John W. Farquhar. talks aboui rome hyperaclJve Iuds more so "emply calorIeS" Sugar IS lOOper_ creases the liver:s production. of vegetables. (yams, beets. broccoli,. prevention. As you read the book. Many ch!lerftlt .. for hypenl'- .... 1 pure. as advertised Pure calo- trigJycende-nch lipoproleIns which carrots. spmach, mushrooms. etc.l, you will discover how one aspeelof IMty bav been proposed and some nes, that IS. oollung else Sugar of- are aessoaated with atheroseler- fresh and dried fruit, brown rice. your health affects others as well . ....- claun I1laI thesr cluIdren's len NO vitarruns, rrunerals or trace osis. Individuals who. are over- whole wheat bread, pulled rice. This book can he checked out of ~ IS related to sugar In- elements. Tlus rehned carbohy- ....... t. pIlysica1ly macuve or who spagbetti and other pasta. Iresh the Student Health Center MolinataM clrate IS lIIed by your body as ener- bave a diabetic tendency are more fish. turkey, chicken and low lat ro 0115. • Statham joins faculty ogy from Indiana University. She has laught at Marquette and Ohio State. where she was senior research assoaate. bUI saY' she prefers teac1unIl at Putside. "otuo Slate is so large you feel loot ODe cJass Itaught had tOO studeals. I Ielt very alienated from them. Icame to Parkside because I wanted a school that was smaller. where there was more teacher-studeDt contact." she said. S1atham feels Parkside students show more community involvement than students at Ohio Slate. She also leels that there is less of a AlIne latham. 01 the Beba\lOnl 1lI\'1SIOl1 has joined the laculty as • lulI-tune assoaate proles- _ Wltb .... _ S1atham recesved ber B A from Manon ColIece and receswd ber MA and PlIO 10 soooJ. Kenosha Savings and Loan 1= EE CHECKI G! In your choice Of TWOgreat accountsl commibnent to admitting and helping students who have difficulties with their studies at Ohio State than there is at Parkside. S1atham has been working on a research project focusing on women at work. She has just com· pleled a survey in which she inter· viewed men and women supervisors and their secretaries about their relationships. "What I'm finding out is that in earlier studies, the conclusion was that women secretaries didn·t like to work for women supervisors. The reason for this, one study showed, was that men had power and women secretaries got status by working for men rather than women," she said. However, she is !~ evidence to the contrary. Now, women who are working under supervisors prefer to work DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.~I 53142 (I-94-Hy. 50) 857-Z337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - thousands Of Iookslarge SeIectiOR of ScIFictiOl FaRias, ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! for women supervisors, because they work with the secretaries more and encourage them to develop their own careers." She feels the sharp dillerence in ber findings is that there are more women in higher level jobs than lound in previous studies. Women are becoming more and more com-- fortable with their new roles. They are gaining power and status and secretaries look up to and want to work lor them as well as men. In the past secretaries thought 01 women supervisors as being threatening and too competitive, but as secretaries work for more and more women supervisors, they are lindng that Ibis is untrue. locus will be on business' switch to computers and how this affects Continued on Paie 9 [ Huge Quarltltles of Bargain Books At Unbellavable Prices New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off '1',<--", Me-VISA Manager's Dinner by Jill Whltuey Nielsen u your major or area of interest 1I11D1iMos. you might be interested illltfDdin« a Managers Dinner on "'* lay. Nov. 16 at 6 p.m. in the afeb!ria. Tidtets are $8 for studeDII and $16 for managers and are aaIIabIe from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. -r day until Nov. 9 in the IIaIiDaro Concourse. TIIis event. in the past. has been ... lOIeIy by the Accounting Club, IIaI Ibis year it is being co-sponsored by the Business division. Ac- -aing aub. Phi Sigma Epsilon. 1ISP1t.. Data Processing and Phy .... Nu. The individual clubs intiled managers from their club's _ of interest. Present will be the iii 8 accounting firms. Snap-on TeoIs, S. C. Johnson, Jockey and Jl CaIe among others. I...t year the attendance was 200. '11Ie results were very positive for ItIdeats and b.usinesses." said Laurie Maes. Accounting Club Prestdent. "The students can meet (the. managers) in a more relaxed environment." Last year there were some job offers that came out of meeting the managers at the <!inner/' said Maes. It also promotes the mterest of business in Parkside. The agenda for the night is: At 5: 30 p.m. there Will be a tour of the campus for the managers conducted by the students, at 6 p.m. codttails will be offered; 7 p.m. is a buffet dinner with tables of six-four students and two managers. The students Will sit with the manager who represents their area of interest. There will be speakers from 8 to 9 p.m. The introduction will be presented by Art Dudiyrah. Chair of Business and Administrative Science. The keyoote speaker will be Ettore Barbatelli, Chair of Chief Executive Officer for Valuation Research Corporation. This will be the fifth annual manager's dinner. Program examines domestic violence It. JIIllIIhIIl on domestic violence ...... directors of two shelters Ilrlllllen!d women and a psycholo- .. wIlo trealJ male abusers will be IiIId lnlm noon to 2 p.m. on Wed. ....,. Nov. 9 in Union Room 106. .... JlIOIram is free and open to "PIbIie. ..... wiD include Stephanie ..... director of the Women's ...... Center in Racine. and .IIdr Arnold. who directs Women's IIaIIIons in Kenosha. Both women .. describe the services available • tbeir shellers; in addition. Hansen wiD discuss the history of the women's shelter movement and Arnold wiD talk about the "cycle of violence." in which abused children become abusive adults. Also. Dr. Kevin Hamberger. a clinical psychologist at the South • eastern Family Practice Center l0- cated on Parkside's campus. wlU discuss treatment of male abusers . The program is e<>-sponsored by Peer Support. an organization of Parkside adult students. and the UW-P Student Health Center. di, rected by Edith Isenberg. a regIStered nurse. DID YOU KNOW? UNION SQ. GRILL Is open 'til 10:00 PM MON. THRU THURS. featuring • Char-Broiled Burgers, Brats, Dogs • Made-From-Scratch Pizzas • E"glish-Style Fish 'n' Chips • Gyros and Tacos • Homemade Chili • •..and much more s Roundtables scheduled Sessions on nuclear weapons and Daliona1 defense, the SOCial bislory of COI1IIDlIIIi<alioo and President Ileapn's foregn poticy are 8IIlOIlll those Jcbeduled for the commc weeb in Panside's Sooa1 Scien<e Roundtable Senes. AIl RoandtabIes. free and open to the public. are beld 011 Mondays and begin at noon in Union room 106. Following is a scheduje of dates. topics and speakers: -Nov. 7. .. uclear Weapons and National Defense." ,.;th John Wi1tsrd. former research scientist for the Manhattan Project on atomic weapons and one time Dean of UW-Madison's graduate scbool. --. be IS turreDtIy __ pr0- fessor 01 cbemIslJy, -NaY It. ~Mcena Qli aud PoIib<s ID tlle S«aad Repubbc." _ Parbide _......, prof.. ..,.. LillIaa ,........ who bas CODductod reoeardJ in Nigeria. -NaY. 21 "Do We Need EdItcaliona1 PotilJt:a1 A<tion Cornuuttees ... • ,.;th UW-G...... Bar ma~ matics professor DaVId Jowett. who cIwrs that campus UDIV<nlty comeuuee, . 21." otes 011 the Sooa1 History of Cornmwucalioo" An !Jlvisible Colle«e." ",th Parblde vi, siting Fulbnght professor of commllllicabon Yves Wintm a prof .. -Dec 5 • Raoom &one-- a ..... Poblks ~ C_ of Sn Laa*a," - Parbade l"lCIapI., prof..." Cbelvadunu MaDopraa -ilo!t 12•Reope F-. POIIOJ'. What"'er Hap~ to CODlIIDrntal"" wltb Puk id poIWcaI ...-. lod~ \1iallieCur lIl. The Roomdtable ....... Is ClHplll IClr'lld bl' the '~Sodal Scien<e f>l\isIoo and the t.:Vi Ell - Departmeot of ea............. tal Allairs and II~ bl' lJW. P professors Kenneth HOO\'or poilU cal .."enee. and . 'orman CIoutJer. e<ononuc:s Oriana Trio to perform Works by Schubert, Beethoven and Mendelssohn will highlight a concert bl' the Parkside resident chamber ensemble, the Oriana Trio. to be performed at 8 p m on Thursday. Nov. 10 in the Commurucation Arts Theater. Tickets. avai1able at the door. are $1.50 for students and sernor Otlzens and $3 for the general public. Members of the Ino are James MCKeever, plano, Ali Forougb, violin and Michael Masters. cello. The program includes Schubert·s Nocturne in E-flat Major. Op. 148. a reflective. lyrical piece typIca1 of Schubert's sIra1ght forward musical style; Beethoven's Trio ID 0 Major. Op. 70. No. I.. a work that has been nidt-named the "Ghost Trio" due to the eone atmospbere of the second movement; and fendelssohn's Trio in D minor, Op. 49, a \1l'tUQ50 work thaI contaIns a "anely of contrasting moods McKeever. a mllSlc profeaor at Parts1de. prev10USIy taught t 'IIurray Slate U........ ty ID Kentuety and bolds master of music and d0ctor of mUSIcal arts degrees from the UDIY.... ty uf CincuIIlaItJ ColJegeCoosena.tory of MUSIC.He has been active as a reoUlJst and chamber mUSlCWl and has had articles publisbed m O:n"ier McK~er's pnncipal teacIler .... the lIOIed Rll5SiaD pedacogue. Olga Conus McKeever also has studJed WIth Leba Gou>- seau of the ParIs C"",emllory and coached ",th Santos Ojeda Foroush. adjunct assistant pr0- f..." at Paabode ..., .- 01 the few vioIJmsts ID the world to study WIth the late DaVId 0istrMh ..... a finaIJJt m the Tchaiko\'Sty ~ IIOIla1 CompeIluoo m. ...... FOo ~ has toured _ orrl>ealns m East and West Germany, HWipl')'. Auslna. !lelcJum. the SovIet l·.-, l'Jw:Mslm-aba Rumaooa. PoIond the Middle East and the R cently be a faculty member I RJ<:e UD..... ly In H too FoI'OUIh performs on the f \1i IIIOlte SIradi.V1 violin of 1718 Masters at Parbde, earned both lor', and _ .t the Julbard School He bas been pruICl. pal ctilist of the At1anlK' a.""b .. Orcbe-.I the Ridunond )'DlpboOf and the F_",I of Two \1iorldl Opera Orcbe-.I m Spolet.o. Ita!)' He IS the editor of 'F.lIeftberJ. Bac:Il:' the aoIo lUI of J 8edl Hio ..... IIIdoIde hnI prw ID the iDlematiolla1 ...no COIIIpotl - of the • tiel m nl, PortupJ H porlorm<d tIIrOIJ&OUItlle l as a nd dwnb<r ntusIC1aD and Is a member aI tbfo • • ATTENTIO ALL STUDE 5"•• 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1984 will be available begjnning Wednesday, November 9, 1983 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR SPRING 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION RANGER : Communication Career Days Club Events UW-PAC BSO ........ ed __ ltud ... 1 aDd _ danllc tile four-day perlocl. 11lere .. DO dlIr&e lor ~ _ IiD<e tIliI II • -lIIIil1 ....a ofttnd by WJa. ___ 1Ibd to lip up by Oct. _. 21 ":r.=. IIeIdo 01 IdverIit- .... a 5 5 • tekullkJe. ndkt• ....,. J t .... bt:n. m • riHl MIl adler t wrinboD .... Afte' .-... IlDdeat ftCiIln- -. tile e.- DIy __ wtI <OlIIad IIDdoDII __ tb* 'I"F"'Ob Eyent coordiDators, Karea IAwy, 0lIimwI 271-1444. X3020 IDd LiDdI 1lrowtl. C<>Owmwl, UHllIM will be blppy to ...... er Worn n In Communications. In , pon.sOrlDI Its Innull ear- Doys III order 10 pve _ Slll(\tD to ~e • cloy lJl tbo W 01. prof , .1 ........-- SWd<etI IDIjanIIC lID C"""'!'G"'(tl'oDt will !lave • opportunity t~ ~&p&or. carHr ..... lDdpa ..... _ ....... ~1--.cIIJ· cw.. Doys will f1Ill ~ Noor. H' PartidpotlJll prot "", ... _1* wmen IlId dIfor MllwIut t<IMo'oD IDd ..- 1tl1loIll. tile Ml1wllolU< Joumol IDd Senti... l. lICI'o~ IDd publle bolls......... A milt y _1 Wll< will be '1b< BIad< Student Organization congratulates B. Shade and Gregory Holcomb as wiMers in the lint BSO and Sickle Cell Anemia JeUy Bean Guessing Contest. Shade's guess of 1,108 jelly beans secures for her a first prize of $15. Holcomb's guess of 1,189 entitles him to the $5 second prize. The actual number of jelly beans in the jar was 1,148. Winners should contact Esrold Nurse to pick up their prizes. The BSO thanks all students, faculty and staff on campus lor their participation in helping to make this a successful event. On Wednesday, Nov. 2, the BSO will sponsor a lecture by Mrs. Evelyn Hullum of the Racine Sirkle Cell Foundation in Union 106 al I: 00 p.m. Sickle cell screening will also be available on that day. Future events planned by the BSO include its first dance 01 the year. Please watch for details on when and where the dance will be held and plan on coming out and enjoying the fun with the BSO. UPhysiC8 and Magic" TIle _ Pbysic:I Colloquium is • bit out 01 tile ordinary. IDd sbouId be • _ lor ewsyone. TIle speaker will be ManbIIl Elleostesn from tbo Pb}'sics Departmenl 01 Ridgewood Hich Scbool in Nomdge, 0IiDOis, IDd be will give a program litled "Physics IDd Magic." Yes, it's a magIC show, bul a magic show WIth a poont-d 01 tile trucks dePetld on some basic physical principle. EJleostein has presented his pr0- gram at recent naUonal meetings of tile Amencan Assoc1ation of Physics Teachers, and it has proved to be enormously popolar Plan to attetld. even If you only want to be entertained! 1Il you also learn somelbJDg, that's even better!} "PhJ'ICS IDd Magic" will be given at 3 pm on Friday. ov t8 in Greenqwst lOt Everyone is mvited to attend. TIle uw-PaJtside Association of Communicators will holds its next moetinI on Wednesday. Nov. 9 at 1 p.m. iD Moln 109. Featured at the meeliIlC will be Jill Varik, rejII'e' .... talive from the lntemaUonal AssociItion for BusinesS Communicaton. _ will speak on the benefits tl!at tile \ABC ean provide to communications students. Varik will IIso taIlt about bow the study of communications has helped in hei job at the WisCOnsin Electric Company. The presentation will be an interesting opportunity for students to taIlt with • professional in the communications field. New members are welcome at the meeting. On Dec. 3, PAC will be taking a trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum to see the communicationoriented exhibit entitled, "Sign, Symbol, Script." which traces the development of written communication from crude etchings in rocks and bones to more the modern pnnted and computerized state of affairs. The tour is scheduled for noon and is also open to new members. For more information on the trip, contact David Habbell, 553- 20\7 (CA 224). CPR class offered cert1f>Cllte .,U be awarded al tile succeaful completion 01 the threehour ..... A ....,stntion fee 01 f7 (wtuch an- ..... a -'bootl will be reqwred upon ...... np lor the class U you have tile current wortbool< (\980 edJUOnl. the fee IS only M. U you wou1d like to attend, contacl the Student Health Center. Molinaro DIlS Tbe ludet>1 H lib Cenl.. lD cooperation til the A/DeII<In Red wlI1 be 011...... _ .... k ... CPR ( rdlO-pulmonry resusclutionl c thai Include finl Old lor tho Inl mouth-to·moutb broithlJ'll IDd r CPR II IoU t1lJ deslJn<!d 10 p<epare an ind/YIdual to bIndl ...... genc: .. s untl1 squad am' A SNAP·UWM FEEL CHEAP! ITS A GOOD FEELING! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. $2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-l Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks (bar) $3 Pitchers of Kamakazes $5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S J a game" Student Nurses Association Parkside-UW-Milwaukee is holding the Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention at Parkside . on Friday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5. Registration begins at 4 p.m. in Moln \).\ Level. Admission is free. Plan for the evening board meeting at 6 p.m., a speaker at 8 p.m. and a social at 9:30 p.m. Meetings wiU begin at 9 a.m. on Sat. Voting for a new president will be held Irom 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. Any SNAP-UWM member inter· 'ested in helping out during the con· vention should contact Barb Cornell at 553-9418 or Ann Boyle in the Nursing Advisor Office, WLLC (). 175. The next SNAP-UWM meeting will be Monday, Nov. 7 in Union \04 at 12 p.m. Phi Gamma Nu Members 01 Phi Gamma Nu will be selling tickets Tuesday on Moln Concourse to the Managers' Dinner to be held Nov. 16. Stop by the ticket table and ask questions about this fraternity, which is new to Parkside this semester. The next general meeting will be held Monday, Nov. 7 at \ p.m. in Union 207. Students interested in any area of business are encouraged to attend. IVCF Is there anything in this world you can really count on? It seems the only tl!ing we are sure of is that one day we will die. But there is sometl!ing more than death that we ean count on-the faithfulness 01 Gud. On Wednesday, Nov. 2 Mike Ameri will be speaking on this very topic- "The Faitl!fulness 01 Gud." Intervarsity Christian Fellowship invites everyone to attend. DPMA Excellent sandwiches Data Processing Management Association will hold a meeting on Wednesday, Nov. 9 at \ p.m. in Moln 117. New members are in· vited. IIDlnner for Two" Courtesy of Elmwood Lanes Every Fnday night. Elmwood Lanes will give away a FREE dinner fo two at the fabulous Higgins Hob Nobl Stop in for details-it's so easy to win and you have nothing to lose! Problem solving workshops .There will be lour workshops on Nov. 9 in Union 207 conducted by thinking and problem-solving begin- Don Walter on Blocks to Problem rung Nov. 7 and running Mondays Solving. Nov. 14 in Comm. Arts \29 and Wednesdays, \-2 p.m.. until will be Carol Lee Saffioti speaking ELMWOOD PLAZA Nov. 16. on visual and verbal problem solv- . mg. The last one will be held Wed. U The ::::t workshop will be in Nov. \6 in Union 104 and theipeakLAN E S s.::::'nFilli and the speaker WIll be er. will be Jeff Guyouski on the in math pone, on logIcal. thinking hemstics of problem solving. All 3701 Durand Avenue *****;;;******t.l;d** In the Elm-od~ ~Ing Center : A$~~.!~~R OFBEVERAGE! 554-7175 * PURCHASE OF ANY ONE COUPON PER ~ T"" e;, .... ...,. Rd. OR llnd Ave. lONe>St., OR _,-. ... eo Hwy. 11 jOW_ Ave.1 ...a- FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER '7" ..... CARL'S PIZZA PWS DINE IN ONLY M SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY ...a-IFORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) 633 6307 '7" i ii;:i:=:::::::::::::=:::!_:-~~LA~T~llROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE - ~ .....*****************~ ""~~=:;:"~~~~~~;:~;::7:~~~~':7!!!!!~=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7~!!"~_=:;"='~7~. ==="~S.i'lU: Ci!Dsumer'sGuide to Parkside's Eating Places - Part 1 Union food Parkside's bY ... IIeoIIDc .... through the door to 1lllll1quI!e. one is immediately ...... bY lbree unpresslOns - I'l....,s. it's noisy and it's ~ IqIII'e is Parkside's night _. doubles as a bar/cafe- ;; ... tile day. Many students .. II poiDl to spend a lazy af- .-IDtile Square drinking beer ..... socializingor, in rare ... ...,.... . dilf t lilt SqaaIe serves SIX eren .... GI beer: Miller. Miller Lite, 1II1tJ1e, Pabst, Michelob and Sped1111port. Prices range from $.60 IIr • _ size domestic beer to UI far I large cup of one of the IftIIIIIII bnnds. .-P -C-/C) ~~ I. (l)lbr hrrl "'~oppr ~ lpeclal: 25% off cashews WMk of Nov. 3 'Cdlania Mix 'Ucorice Bully 'Maled Milk Balls , MIt Caramels 'Olange Slices • Pecrwt Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters '~nt Kisses 'Rootbeei Barrels 'wBolls 'S!leamint leaves 'SkIIle Mints 'Caamet Targets tCilnamon Discs • Candy Paps • Com Nuts tAIIorted Pelky t AIIoIted Royal •'-led ToI!ee • 8IicIge Mix • 8Imdt Peanuts t Butlerlcatch Discs t Candy Coffee Discs • CaomeI Bully • Chocolate Drops t Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts t~eRaisins t "''''''oIate Stars t JelyBeons • Calamia Mix t Cartbeon Delicacy • ~on Sparklers • IIlnamon Bears , CcrOb Peanuts • Na1ura1 Pistachio 'Iled Pistachio • SpanishPeanuts • Sunnower • r,..~__ s Seed ""'WIlt Food Mix : ~0QurI Maned Milk Balls ..... 0QurI Peanuts best bet The Square also boasts an "international" fast-food menu with seJections that range from Tex-Mex chi1i to Greek gyros or a generic American submarine sandwich which costs $.3S an inch. • Pizzas are also available, but because they are made up quickly on prefabricated crusts that have consistency like cardboard; they are best avoided. The Square's hamburger menu is fairly comprehensive, sporting no less than six varieties of ham· burgers. The most expensive is the baH pounder with cheese at $1.99. The Square was unusually quiet when Istopped in there last Monday afternoon. I ordered a gyro ($1.98) and a large Old Style ($.85). I got the beer from at the bar with oImoot no wait; th<! gyro toot about leD lIliDutos to fix. I ordered the IYro without onions because past erper.-o. has shown that th<! Square's gyros .... variably contain more on-. than meat. and the customer has to remove most of them if he -she expects to remain popuIar the rest of th<! afternoon. What I got was a slice of pita bread piled with lamb and a baU_ tomato slices. The gyro tasted fine, WIth good seasoning. However. a pool of grease formed at one end of the pita belore I got to it. The grease soaked through the bread and Ihad to fInish eating it WIth a forlt. The beer in the Square, ho...-..er. is better than avenge for the delivery system they have. My Old Style was cold and sW1 had a good amount olloam on It. A fneDd who was WIth me. I RIneer slIfter IDd ....." Lote _ (no _, ,.... _ who ,.... .... ) SlId bit beer was ''very averace-" The acoastlcs In! surprisiDc\J poor, coasiderulc u .... designed for bv. musiaI prsfortnallCtS- The baa from th<! over ampIilied jutebo1 bouDced from ... ll to ....u (c:ro'IOd llOISeS In! also amplified) while the IlIgh notes ....... muffled The _ 01 sones on the jukebox couJd also be eJPIR(Ied. u there is more to life than JOID Jett and Michael Ja<bon The predonunantIy bladt. yellow and onnge decor 15 not condUCIVe to good di«esuon Fortunately the bIblmc IIsHoed v.. ~ II .. JI<lIldI)' ......... now...., II a.m 10 II PJIl. IIld I'\'ldoJ II I.m 10 7 P.JIl OIl1le _ __ ..........u-..~ ... the belt ......., ol,_ t'J weII1ft" pued Iood. It ..- thIl ... no more espmII" lIwI ..tiler the ColIee SIloppe ... the UaIOD ~ .... Dt1'ftIdmC .. the _ ol day • the """'" ...... lroIIl IOOd 10 I ...._-- Eocept for the __ the the _, wbidl Ioob like It was desiped bf '( rne! ., wbo .. c0lorblind, the Square is I plI<e 10 speod ID hour two rduiJIc bel..... dunIlc ... Iller cluIea. Three 1tIrs. by dofIult - _.."'~....:::-.,-. of. ,..,gram 7 7l P" ':;:: • :- •• , .' _J ,.fT<"'1Jl ' . .z_ .......<ll pnf. po . .= ~.--=... , -. ut'hfh1t'V"'"9 d. rcdl"IfJO'""'~--- • .' ~. ~. ., t"l'f'r ilU"So on tl1JO: sere" &Snell . 8 Parks ide Play..! "Camera' sees all ",..-c..Io "I Am A <:amon," _ by La V... n,ke. pIoJeI ID !be Coftt. IUIIitatIoIl Arts TbMter last WftIteM. 'Ibe _ labs placo! ill !be ~. before !be rioo 01 HJtIor. 'Ibe local is !be re"_p 01 Cbri5- ......... (Abcftw 1lrbe1) and Sally (1Wl«ca Juhdll. There IS also I ouIlplot lbout J_ pene<tJtiOn and Its effects 00 the bv .. of the ~. 'Ibe IICeD< 11 set In I flat in BerbD '!be 1<\ II _II"'" LO I dlllertill y '!be 11<I" lit deco oreNtecture. 10 popuIIr LO the '301. add5 to tile ploy'. _ and_ ~~ ~Utbenllc lor the' lime LO wbJc:b tile play is set WIldWII tile ploy. 00< leels lrIIIfo ported bod< lDto tblt lim< penod Some 01 tile ~ ore _t wu mOlt imprnslve. Andrew _I played Chrutopber Isb ... • .......I wnter who <D<Is up Iovin& Sally He .... b8jEC! I worm and ...... lI'fe iDdmdUII, 1 liked the c:IlIrI<ter and could idenlJ/y WIth bim Sally IIowIes (1Wl«ca Juhdll is, I tnckJer c:IlIrI<ter. Sbe IS much. like the piq....,t HoUy Gobgbtly from "1lrakfut It TiIfony's " Ju· lldJ ... clebcbUul as Sally E;v<ll lbou&b some 01 the cbander's _ wee I lillie too much, OIl< Iowa .... lor them. Tbe Ieadinc Iody ...u,. <IlhoDces tile play. IiIIrJ IIetb K_ who played !be 1oDdIady. FrauJem Schneider. ... olio good and ber German ae- <ell was very bebevlble. The play's only weakness ..... !be German ae- """ts 01 two cbanct ers - Natabe and Fnlz (Rhonda Gerolmo and &ott Nilesl. Clive Mortimer ..... the mephisto of the play, leadtng Sally and Oms almost to a ..... and wild way of life. &ott Reicbelsdorf did an eocellent job as the lree-wbeebng, fua-lovulg guy. SoUy's moth... was played by Carol Costabile. Sbe accurately protrayed an overbearing moth ... lady to briDC ber daugbter borne from ber presumably _ed way 01 til.. "I Am A Camero" is an <Illrant In tile American College Theater Festinl. a natioDal competition JudctD& universIty students and their theater productions. Two jodces will view the production and judge .... cb students will move to the regional festival in Rockford. Dl. "I Am A Camero" will be performed again this Fnday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Tbeater. (fA CONVICTION IS developin~ among Christian college students today. It's a convlctton that says, 'Hey, if other people can assert their beliefs on campus, then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" --Josh McDowell KC 83 " a on~c-in-a-college career experien 'e, Invoh-Ing up to 2'>,000'lUdem, and faculty. Held in Kan a,C!r\, ,\l,,'ouri,from Decemhcr27, 19 1, to Januar} 1, 1984. the conference \I ill imohe learnmg ho\\ to make an eternal mark for Chri,!. Speaker, \1 III mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Elisabeth Elliot • Crawford Lorins IDfCKaatioBal l'4!Ce<!tioe 'or those interested in 8tartiDg c...p... ......cle 'or Christ Monday. Nov. 7. 12:55 p.-. ill MoIiaaro 109. Or caD NIcIc (608)274-3568 for Iaf_tion on Cam- _ Cnuade 'or Christ for KC83. -- ---- KC83- --- --- --- :- - Camr -u,--on I(C • (:amru, Cru'3Jc lor Chm, --- Arro\\head pnn!!, • San BernarJmo, CA 92414 (711 Illlb-'j224.e'l 'jroo A quick peek at Reagan's briefs O.K. Quick Qua. Is GI'l!IIIda: I '!be new Ford two-door for 1984? ~ A c:bIiD of MesiI:aD fast-food restaurants? e A reaUy small isIaDd somewhere "down there?" Sure, you know it now. But bow many of you could ........ tbaf question last week' Both of you? Not bad . What, I ask m,..n. is there in Grenada that a few smaU tbermoouc1ear devices couJdn·t take care of? What are the Marin .. actually doing down there when they could be belter spending their time ge~ting blown to pieces by Iranian madmen in the Lebanon? Imean. the military and the White House teU us that there were two-bllJldred -som e Cubans there at the time. Big flaming deal. Does it mean we invade Miami next? But there .... that massive airfield from which the Royal Grenada Airlorce could launch airslrikes at the U.S. as deep as Jamaica. Let's adJnit it. The Cuban missile crisis this ain·t. •••••••••• But as if the P<Iltagoo thougbt the carIoonists WllUItk.·t bave O!IlOUgbto lampoon now that Wall is out. Grenada is hardly the ouly trouble spot on the globe today. Don't forget that nifty place down there called EI Salvador. Or is it San Salvador? Ilorgel. Anyway. there ustd to be this lillie peuple's revolu· tiOn there. Vou know, wbere a bloodthirsty right-wing dictator gets replaced by a bloodthirsty left·wing dictator in a bloodthirsty civil war. Hell. at least it's more interesting than boll figbts. •••••••••• But anyway, for those of you wbo bave actuaUy forgotten wbat's up in South America. the Ranger now presents what soon will be bailed as a classic of investigative journalism. Ves. our man in Washington has achieved the remarkable. Vou thought the Carter brieIing hooks were big. well, here now is something biller. RomJld Reagan's World Events Briefing Books, as compiled by the CIA so as to be comprehensible by the President of the United States and aU other lower life fonns. •••••••••• South America. The place that's sort of below us, geographically speaking. Sort of between us and the Antarctic. Anyway. our guys tell us that our dictator is beating the beck out nf their dictator. but seeing as there aren·t aU that many people who seem interested in it anymore, maybe we'd better leave it alone for DOW. Can't aduaUy remember the name of the place. anySo It Goes RANGEIl a by John Kovalic way. Dido't the C1ash do a song or something about it! CJre ....... Contrary to first impression, bave now .. termined that Grenada is not in Russia. so the Wbnle operation may have been a bit 01 a waste nf lime. But apart from that, the rest of the deal looks PI!tly good. At least we don't have to worry about a _ sight for Disney World. Lebaaee. Discovered that Lebanon is 004. as snspeeted a new brand of luncheon meat, but is that place ;"rt 01 next to the Jews that keeps blowiDi up our guys. Apparently the Russians are doing something or other somewhere near there, so we'd better leave tht Marines there or at least send some new ones to get blown up in their place. Also it would be advisable to keep them there as the press might find out you reaUy meant to send them to Cuba in the first place. Or was It China? Anyway, at least we don't have to worry about the Vie! Cong. Ha. ha. Europe. For some reason they don't like us OYer there. Goddam ingrates. If it weren·t for us. they'd aU be speaking German. Or whatever it is that they spook in aU of those Godforsaken lice holes of countri .. 01 theirs. AU we want to do is put a couple of missil .. over there anyway. What. do they want os to get bombed flat or something? And anyway they aU smeU funny and eat stupid foods. Maybe we sbould just invade th.... or s0mething. RussIa. Let's invade them, too. CbiDa, UnfortumJtely. we can't invade these ,.no. guys yet since they want to buy a whole buncb 01stull from us. But that's by-the-hye. Just remember Itllle next press conference that Red China is the p1ace we're supposed to bomb soon to keep them in their lit· tle yellow places. But don·t tell anyone. Remember to differentiate between the Chinese and the Vietnamese. Not aU Oriental races should be referred to as "gooks." Africa. Vou really should visit this place sometime. I don't think the Africans regard your official tOI1l1lto Harlem as good enough. Anyway. you won·t have to remember names or anything. as tbey all sound the same anyway. Just mwnble something and take care not to call the President of Zimbabwe a "mighty line looking buck." We still need the black vote. Along which lines. perhaps you should think about ....,.tablishing slavery after the 1984 election. There are so many goddam little two-bit republics here, no one would notice if we invaded a few. Classifieds MOllY: BOW'S the bwnpy pHlow. Watch out for the missing English Muffin Loaf. WIlA T WINKS and goes to see a man about a horse1 Get you a quarter. KEITH H., where did you hide the bones'! Sp. St. KEITH R., bave some chicken. it's on us!! gp. St. JEFF, WAlT till the semester is over Thurs. Oct. 20 MO~ AND Dad Ranger, we want a raise in our allowances. The Kids KIDS! WE'U double it. okay? CAROL K. Love your glasSes and your spelling' K&K FEATURE EDITORS ought to be impaled. SWEETNESS, I expect an "uncluttered" personality in your new abode. AU SMlJRFS co~e.toget,ber, plan to ~w tJ!~~dear '(ede.ran.Of) WHIT! GOOD food, wine and Sinatra! Who could ask for anything more? (I can.) KATE, LUKE and Robert are friends again. Joey. MARILYN B. To a nice person and a great friend! Joey. STEVE VASY puts his feet on backwards in the morning. ROBIN H. Q: Cute feet-A: another name for luck??? KAREN: YOUR fuzzy mustache drove me banans. P. H. HUMANOIDSUNITE!!! Rid the world of those photographic scum. m, BRUCE. Step forth. Your sunrises will be your sunset. J & D Enterprises: AUen J. confidence is groWing.Love you; D. CB~ USERS: Please cJq,s~out your ac. .~!ll)l¥io.orr! •• ..•.• . - ..... . ... YOUR SPACE or mine?? Comm 220 ..Workshop, 5;30 p.m. Monday, Nov 7. 1983, Ml28. Organizational Commumcations-Group 12. PARTY nos weekend...at the Mil· waukee Holiday In.. Ask for K&J Brmg your own Crisco, kids eat free JOHN P.- General Hospital forever~! Joey. TO WHOM it may concern: This is tht last classified of the week, so read the rest of the paper now. CERTAIN INDMDUALS in QueSt Thankx for the touching good time Massuer. RICK AND ROBB ...thanks for the _1ft -ent'- space. What time is the giU<l0<:. Jenny PHOTOGRAPHERS UNITE!! OY.... , tbr throw the Meyer Reign. Rule Ranger. ftt award-winning movie, '~An ..... GenUeman." is the =IlIm this week. It will be illUnioD Cinema today at 3: I,.. Friday at 1 p.m. and 7:30 IDd SUnday. Nov. 6 at 7:30 ~.jdmiIiiOn is only $1 for Park- =-...... and $1 for guests. ftiI illIIOlher great movie spon- _~ PAS; be sure not to miss l Jles\ week's movie is "Tbe ..... ,,_~ thai A Time?" t********* .... 1IIain stage produclion. 1 .. , c.on. win be performed ... III weekend in the CornmuIiIlIIIIl Arts Tbeater. Perform- _11'I118 p.m. on both Friday. ,.. ._ saturday. Nov. 5. Ad- _ lilIrels are available at the lliII IIf«malion Center and at ItJIll Arts Division office. ********** 111I........ free movie, sponsor- .... AS. Is "My Unle ChIcka- ·,lliIIbe shown on Tuesday, .. II 7 p.m. in the Union ********* .... _ WiI1iIrd of UW-Madi- •• be <lIIIlIucling the Social IlalIIdlIhle this week. The .... Isentitled "Nuclear Weap- •• 1iIsIIIuJ Deleuse." It win IIW.lIoaday. Nov. 7 at noon IIu.. 108 and is open to the _. 10 cIIarIe. **.******* ,.. IInIp fibn Ibis week is "'" '" .-..n." It win be shown ~ Sunday in the Union Tlctets for the Foreign ...... Ilriea will be available at the lIlr 8uDday's showing. tt* ••••• ** AIIttare in Corom. Arts 129 by :"- Ted Cohen of the University 1 ~win be on Tuesday. Nov . ......... He win talk on "Unfair ..... An informalional discus- 0.::libplaee at 7 :30 p.m. in ... Arlo 233. Both events are .. open to the public. t •••• **** • .::: ·w called "Domestic Vio- __ Will be beId at noon on Wed· ,.. 8 in Union 106. The !'IIld this seminar are Judy ~Of Women's Horizons, ... ~'lSIl<1 of Women's HeIr,......" and Kevin Hamber- ~ -l'sJ<hologist, at South· tliIlii. Wlscaaiin Family Practice !J~ ':.!.~wbicb is sponsored !'t':'::""'- Hea1lb office and ~ Is &ee and open to by Rick Luebr RL: 0. ,.. pIu 10 .... --- --. 011 drIIIIoc'! WC: What's thaI? • RL: TboI' ........ III tIot 011__ pules IMdId platfo..... .... *ill Mop IloI<s Ie ..,. .. _ 011. WC: Ob. come on RL: M. seriouIy. WC: You're J lr)'Ul& to tnck me Oil from the ground' E>-.ryone mows that ol1 comes from those little cans at tbe Mobil SUtiOD You're PIIll to bave to try banIer tbao that; I'm too smart r )'OU' RL: Yes, sir. De )... U'", uy odlorplul? WC: Yes I'm gotD@ to au_ the stnp lllIIWli 01 Pearl Baile)' and ... ·re gotD@ to flatten the Ilo<:tIa RL: ny _ 1M l\octieI? WC: Colondo needs more part. ing. Also, ... ·re gotD@ to start cIotbing l1J those WlId BIlImals. 1 meall. really. rwmin& U'OUDd Wr.e thai ID front of lIS God-feannc estemen You kn.... I .... a God·feanng William Clark is our new secretary of the Interior. The former nalional security advisor was picked to replace James Watt. I recently had an opportunity to interview Mr. Clark and ask him about his new job. RL: Isee. Do )_ hive U)' plus yet for cle,,'eIopmeal of OW' 1aDcI? WC: Yes. as a matter of fact. I do. 1 plan to offer the use of, uh, you mow. those bunches of tree things. RL: Forests? WC: Yeab, that's .1. forests. Well. anyway I plan to offer them for use as MX DUSSlle bases I mean, those Pinko Russkies would never think of a missile base being in the middle of a. urn, what <lid you call them again? RL: Forests. WC: Right. forests I'n have to remember that. RL: Do YOOU •• Illy plus 10 .... pnIing off-sbore driIIiJtg? WC: What? RL: Mr. Clark. do you feel you are qualifIed for the job as Secretary of the IDlerior? WC.: Of course. I feel that I am the most qualified person available. RL: Whal makes you qualified? WC: I've seen every episode of Wild Kingdom and I've read many Sierra Club pamphlets. Anne Statham joins faculty Continued from Page 4 women in general. - There are people who have stud· ied women in different kinds of occupations, such as steel working, nursing and a variety of other professions. "We're going to pull all of our findings together and see wbat women in different OC'Cupations have in common." says Slalham "We bope we can say oometIung that makes people more apprecialive of what women conlnbute to the work force because of their special experiences, and more aware of the strengths we bave." _._·t,..,..· RL:I ..... -.....L.. WC: ADolI>er LIun& Secwtty ID the _ IS too Iu. Irom_ .... l1J .......... w\lI any ID cuels Yoa can't be too careful.,..,.. 1lDow. _ 01 _ smaU lurry ..... 1lIn!I .............. spies DId,..,.. IlDow that' RL: ......... __ • WC· EIpea,n, _ red oquIr. rea. _ lr1ISled 'om AIIn. l1J _ w\lI Oy ~ rupt pollls; don't I them taklDc . 101pbolocrapbs 01 our toP *"'... staIlabons. DOW, do .... ADd _ other tIwlc .. AI Ibis pomt. Mr. a.rtt _ led .'OJ by an lOde wbo.. ! 1 10 pe tum cbocoIale ..... IDd ". _. 1 don'tllDow about ,..,.., but I'm I1Id ... fiJWIl' hi... • Seerellry 01 tb. Inle.,or wbo -. whal be'. doone When you do It. do •• 'ICh Sry~ HftIm1an' (lId ~. Pun> bn-wed. full)' K~ h a tastI' thal111Jl, )'011 a"''3)' takr It worthwluko - maU It Old Sf) \co Oa Tap at Uaioa s.,u.u. c c...... e.- .. ~(_ • 1. TIia"', Net ,..... 3,1113 TF:;:h::e=F=u:::DD==P::a::p;:::e:irCaper I . WI-N TI-lAT'S ME --·1 THINK(HI LOOKING fOlt .0.1.\ OUJER ""MA~ YOUNG LAD'(. YOUNG- 1,.At1'l' I-lE.Ll~--·I'VE SEEN INORKING- THE COMIC PAGES SINCE 1l-lE '20'S Wild Life Bor 010 Tl-tt cmi€l'! 1/1I"-0 TIl f:" 6U,. Li 1lI€: l'I?FS Ic>£IJT OF -me /110" fbW€"f?t0L Ivl\nOu OI-.l EllRn; .ntE" PRE $..suRi" ,",UST BE PflCrvOME:">.JI'lL. AND ANiwA'!'. I J0S' ~T BElIEVE" 1lI€"60'( 's Po- ltm\ L- 1-10T - I'l-__~ HCAO£DCowc30Y WAR 1'\0NUEl!'. o o Berge's Bit GOOD EVENING. 1l4IS 15 PHIL MOST, WElC.QM. ING '1\)lJ TO SUNOAY '-..!!.,GHT THEATRE. VTONIGHT'S FEATURE IS "gRAD MEETS THE 1'EAC.HER CREATURE FROM CENTRAL CEMETER,Y," 5T~RRI NG BRAD BRADY." .:M::IS:::S~'fIIIl1-+t UTWHILLE.R, ~ AND LORI ...J ........- PETERS. o - so JUST REMAIN AC)! EFP AND WE'LL BEGIN iHIS' C~SS1C lHRILLER ••• " ".. ,~."... ~ '..'..... "" = S!! The times they aren't a changin' by Nick Thome The drinking age is going up Some college students are con~ cemed. I myself, being Over 19 couldn't care less. In fact, why not raise it to 21? "Oh," I hear you griping. "21? Is that guy nuts?" No, this guy isn't nuts! He's just fed up with meeting under-aged girls who sneak into bars. If the drinking age was 21, the chances 01 my picking up a twenty. year prison term would be greatly reduced. The girls would still sneak into the bars, under the new drinking age, but at least they would be OVer the age of consent. While we're on the subject 01 restricting young people's right>, maybe we could get the mandatory draft reinstated. Why not? The Marines need a few more good men. IC there were more Marines Ronnie could open up a few rno~ shooting galleries on the remaining continents. He could take over a few more tiny islands and turn them into tourist traps. You know, those film clips they send us look really lamiliar. They remind me of the !lim clips I watched from Vietnam when I was young. Will they never learn? The media puts you right on the front line. What year is it anyway, '65? It can't be '65. In '65 there were hippies, rednecks and protesters, We still have the rednecks, but where have all the hippies gone? Where are the protesters? I guess it's true, the limes they aren't a-changin'. Patronize Ranger Advertisers FIRST !UTlONAL BA'K or Kenosha DOW,nOW,\' ,"An OffiCE AlTO BUK %4·001 R Tt:LUR BRISTOL LE,\SA~T PR,URIt:' SOllERS Phon" 6~8.2331 t1n.BI.'H nne liI=-~~!!!!!~~!!!!!~::~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I~I!!!!!~"""'==:i':NG:u=....~~S,:IIIJ:. Basketball team gears up for ., Mort FeidmaDD ... netting four top freshmen .. two blghJy-touted transfer play- .. 11IO the men's basketball proParkside head coach Rees Coo was not content to rest on 1lU~' Ib' was he going to let his team ....,. ItIS-84 Ranger squad has .. JII*'llcing three hours a day, _ days a week since practice ...... piling ready for the season .. Nov. 21 at UW-oshkosh. "I ... we can be one of the '" IlIIDoIs in the state to go to the ilWA) lDUm8Dlent," said Johnson. "It 1ft in great physical shape • 1ft gelling tougher." MiIIDn. in his second year at ........ is coming off a 14-16 seaX·Country m4kes good ,,",wing men's and women's teams made a good Saturday, but neither tD the nationals. The .. lIItjjRleIm placed third with 99 of to teams. The men against 21 teams and with t60 points. _ ran very well but Mi'I.",*" the national competi- ........ Driscoll came in ninth, • ~::- runners are the • qualify for nationals. The .. placed as follows: .. ~, 17; Sarah Heitl. I;"Rupert. 26; Karen Jacob- ~ .. Sbari Reynolds. 43; and -fImaoo·61. +,.,. to qualify for t~e men's ;",.." ;hip, the team had to -lIiinI or be one of the top -- -..... One of Parkside's -.. dill make it to the NCAA Divi8~nshiIrTim Renzel- - JIIaeed second. "Tim ran a -'0 - and I'm happy he made IIId coach Lucian Rosa. ,:,:,c Kapheim placed fifth. ~ is DOl going and it is heart- ~ It said Rosa. "He came in ........ not running for five AI' I bow in my heart he's an --ita taliber runner." tIt'De '-er who came in third ....... Ieaun and 28th overall was -1IiIIer. "1lIcb also ran a good ::-0 IIld Rosa. "The other guys ......... after him could have &!' .. With him, and we IDlght -1IlIeD fourth." said Rosa. lie ... added. "We ran a good i:-:'~bad a good chance Its for the team, bUI we ~ '- who IS g"mg to na- . " ..,..,., . son, but with a good recruiting year, the team 15 on the rise with youth. Johnson nabbed Kenosha's Salem Central forward Ron Zeihen and Indiana's leading rebounder Eric Juratic, who was an honorable mention high school All-American in the recruiting race. "This year's freshmen are an outslanding group," Johnson said. "They are the future of Parkside basketball and are willing to work hard." Transfers Stan Cameron, from the College of the Desert by way of BYU. and Dave Sergeant from Blackhawk Junior College will join with returning upperclassmen Brian Diggins. Darryl Jackson and Eric Womeldorf to form the backbone of the team, season "I'm very pleased with the way the upperclassmen are playing," Johnson said. "They have all unproved in confidence and strength. I'm expecting a lot from them this year. "Eric Womeldorf bas an excellent chance to be an academic AllAmerican," said Johnson. "He's coming on really strong since last season. Brian Diggins has a chance to be All-American if he can have a good season." The new players combined with experienced returners will help the Rangers as they face a tough schedule. playing six of their first seven games on the road. Parkside has their hands full with an assortment of NCAA Division D and Division 1 tearns. SCHBDVLB 1983·84 UW.PARKSIDEHOMESCHEDULE All games al 7:30 pm (except Ranger Classic) Nov 26 UW LaCrosse Dec. 14 Milwaukee School of Engineering Jan. 3' 4 Ranger ClaSSIC UW MIIWaU"'ce UW Eau CIa-tIP' lake'and UW PlatteVille Northeastern illinOIS Roosevelt University Indiana UlPurdue U Chicago Slate U LeWIS Untverslty Loras College Northprn Mlt"hlgan U III,nOIS InSlltute of lechno1ogy Jan 7 Jan 14 Jan 28 feb 2 feb 11 feb 14 feb 16 Feb 20 feb 23 "It's hard fUldu>g good teams to play when you're not WIth a conference," Johnson said "You lose the bome and away senes but we're going agamst some talent this year." wards the tDd 01 the year. Irs ruc:e not to travel", mucb and .......... rest." '!be lelIm WIll Deed their !'lit since Jotu.oa J'IIDlI • coastaat ~ liolI 011_ and press after _ basket on_ ''We try to forte the other lam to make mlstlk .. .' ... said • 'lbere is a Iugber Jl""'ODtaee shot 011the defense. and we are Iookinc for that advantaee:' Joluuon is anclec:ided aD Ius starting live.but ... wtII carry IIon the lelIm. "We hope to ... a cIftp team tIus year. I'm reoIIy Iootmc forward to the start. We have an excitiDg team, a team thaI can do lhmgs. I"m prepared to WID a lot of games:' Among the DiVISion , teams are Western DliDolS, which was 20-11 last season, and UW-Green Bay. Strong Division D teams include Lewis (20-10). UW-8tevens POIOI (26-4) and Chicago SCale. which was ranked number nme in the NAIA with a 28-5 mark. The Rangers end wilh seven home games in their last 10 I:lurinl: that time they will try to sharpen their skills for a bopeful tournament bid. '" would rather start the season on the road." Johnson said. "To- $5 for 11 Games! Special Student Advance Season Ticket Sale tor UW-Parkside Basketball Ends Nov. 18 o Maximum 2 •• a.on tick.t. per .tud.nt .v.lI.ble wiltI I,D. card only at Phy Ed Bldg., 8 .m to 4 pm, M-F, $10 aftar Nov. 18. o Includes all 11 r.gular .e •• on home g.me. (Ranger Classic •• clud.d). Th81·. just 45 c.nt. a gam.' o Non-.tud.nt adult •••• on lIck.t. ju.t $10 for 11 r.gular .eason hom. g.m.s unlil Nov, 18, • .aving of 58 from the regular .eason ticket prlc•. Just 91 cents a g.me. o Purcha••• Junior Ranger membership lor .ny child 12 or younger for only $2, which i. good lor ALL 13 hom. gam.s. a fr.e Rang.r Bear T·shirt and. Junior Rang.r 1.0 card. ThaI's just 15 c.nts a gam•. o Cholc. of r.s.rv.d .eats on th. team .id. or gen.ral admi•• ion on the pre ••• ide, o Ch.nce to win $100 by m.king • shot from h.If-court, E.ch g.m. 3 people will h.ve 2 chsnces to .Ink th. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 9, November 3, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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