302 10 4386 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/516bb2af9e96853783c4ebbe615f045b.pdf c3bdd2b8f00d63b3003d455e3124d02e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB examines alcohol policies Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. February 9. 1984 UniversilJ of WisconsiD-Par 'de PUAB by Ken Meyer Edilor T1I!' Parkside Union Advisory IIaIIlI (PUAB) last Friday began lJIe long process of deciding policy ... mmendations concerning ... operations when the increas- .. *Il*iDs age law takes effect - .. creoles problems - on July 1. 'Ille new 19-year-<>lddrinking age d fotce the university to alter its ..., concerning alcohol on camcurrently only a few stu- ... younger than the 18 year IImlt, a sizeable segment of the ... population will be underage .... \he new law takes effect. PIlAJHl committee made up of _Iludenls, one faculty member .. one alumni representatfve-. - as an "advisory body in the trz hUon, implementation and of the Parkside Union's JIIly," l«llI'ding to its by-laws. IIIIIGii DIrector Bill Niebuhr and ""'1 Aetivities Coordinator ..., Couvlon are non-voting corn- -'menlbets. 'I'Ilt <ommlttee forwards .11 of its tdlena to Assistant Chancellor CliIlI Stolfi. before sending them • II CbaneeDor Alan Guskin. If a "'EEiilent cannot be settled be- .... Slnffie and the committee, lIIe IIoue at hand is decided by the dIaaffiIor . In last week's meeting, PUAB -...... discussed a few of the ..., policy areas that must be IIIiewed in lieu of the new drink- ill....The committee formulated ........ phy and rationale state- \'01. 1% examm• os rnents and voted to eliminate the sale of beer pitchers and wine carafes as of March 19, but failed to change the size of the large beer from 20 to 16 ounces (see accompanying story) . PUAB members stressed that people should realize that PUAB's total policy recommendation will take weeks to complete, so individual aspects of the total recommendation may be altered when the overall policy is compiled and reviewed. Alter determining the size of alcohol containers during day to day Union operations, PUAB must de-- cide whether or not some speeial events will become rs-ane-over events. Parkside's current alcohol use policy for dances slates that admission is limited only to those people who are of legal dnnlting age. An informal survey last semester showed that 18 year olds eompnse nearly a third of the evening dan, e audience . Otber topies PUAB wHl diSCUSS include: general special events policies, how to I. D" when to Implement the new policy. hours of oper .. ation and disciplinary procudures when a state law or u01\'frslty policy has been violated PUAB's philosophy and h l statement, passed unanimou".Jy. say' that PUAB beheves that all studenls - regardless of age - should have access to all parts of the Union building and thai steps wHl be taken to prevent 18 year olds from consuming alcoholic be\'. alcohol policies Pitchers, carafes on way out In addition to JlISSU1C pluIosophy and rabonale sl.1l,melll . PV.~B recommended eliminating beer pitcben and ""'" araf I bllod by one vote to red the size 01 the large bee- from 20 to 16 0Wl<tS PUAB doesn'l f.,'Of probi~ 18 )-eM old Sluden from enI places that sen e akobolt e Square aDd Roc Cftlterl. so the COIlUTUUee m now fStlt!>b·.h cies that ..,11 pr ....... lthe DDder dl1nk ers (rom obI.aming 'J"M major COOl"'en1 IS to age legal dnnk .... fr "",ri,~- alcohol With underage dn The best wo) 10 e PVAB mem to tor sue ton h ~ a eraces TIle unanimously a~ pro<ed a r Uonale I.1tement I PU B wan to d tlRUe' 1M "shanng of alcoholic ~ WIth underage uden by redlarilrtl! ..... wbile S!'lJIS a , f redllt"mg at tIK- bar red log the ible r the 1 Olon migIll ... :ount, .A I.1nt ncdloc Carla told PIIAB Fnda) that the ""'>mIItee' polle} rerommeondatloa should be _ on a ture 01 good philosophy and ra ale. She.aid that PUIoB lei a Black History Month views expanding horizo "EJpaDcI Your _ .. is 1M theme 01 1M IlIa<t Hiolory ....... •_e al Partside. wlIere the IlIa<t SludeDts' Ore .. ., IBSO. iD coopenIioD _ Partside II£- tMties Board I PAD I will .- a .nes 01 fn!e puIJbr P........ indudiDC 1edDres. a ppeI .--ert. movies, • poetry reodulI ODd • baa 5 I SIDitbsoaiaa lIIstitate a· bbIibacitt f_O_CllliDC oa KIWa aDdlb 01 "We rSIy waDI to ........ lbis r- thot IlIa<t IIIsIory IIonIII fftI- .,. isII't on!)' for bIact e 1M iI's • Cl\lIlCI<WDitJ lor .. deIIIs to _ IOpdIor .. to 1ft .. IIIIlIerstMdiJI 01 bIodl life. bIodl caItare ..... 0 Iliff ....... IIIIptdI of 1M bIact I _e," ....... EsntIe ....... ISO odriIer. ne esli bol, tilled •• Blar .... AdaiHu t. tIIr Odds." be 011 dIopIoJ at 7 P • 011 nusday. Feb ... Room 1 wlIere at dle lillie .iU.e..s.:..'.:.:.-:~'.~.v..... _ in dleorts. no 10.-. ..-ed 01 __ pn:tfiIioc dle oIlIIadl _ ac:Iioeted __ C'8I .. 6ItdI at , a PEi F 7, t mil ficbts io'l no.......,.wOI ...... __ , d .., dle tn. .. 5 Irho zM' ..... ~ ... _in A_of _ ... III dle i&ta of bIact people indle U. L .. lie ...... Thursday, February 9, 1984 PUAB by Ken Meyer Editor The Parkside Union Advisory lbnl (PUAB) last Friday began lie loag process of deciding policy Meommendations concerning operations when the increa - Id ~g age law takes effect - • creates problems - on July 1. TIie new 19-year-<>ld drinking age will fotce the university to alter its llOley concerning alcohol on cam- :Wlaeas currently only a rew stuare younger than the 18 year tM lmlt, a sizeable segment of the ltlllent population will be underage WIim the new law takes effect. PUAB-a committee made up or udents, one faculty member one alumni representative•• IBWS as an "advisory body in the a..Jation, implementation and of the Parkside Union's ," 1<.'rording to it: by-law . Director Bill iebuhr and lde■ t Activities oordinator llldily Couvlon are non-voting l'Ont• members . '111t committee forwards all of its ~ to Assistant Chancellor Cata Stoffle before sending them • to OlanceOor Alan Guskin . If a .... eern"nt cannot be settll'd be· tween Stoffle and the committee. Ille at hand is decided by the di8aceUor. In last week's meeting, P AB -.ibers disrussed a few of the -.Y policy areas that mu.·t be l'ftlewed in lieu of the new drink· ils llf. The committee formulated .. Hosophy and rationale state• • examines alcoho Pi,tchers, carafe • views expa onwa OU Eft z n...j. F__ , I.... 4 rite a tter to the Editor o ective bargaining bill is dangerous from critical decisions aIIediIt .. university and rep1a<e lMm .. the collective bargaiaIag ..- and union negotiaton. The campaign is beiDc dindel ~n~ni~~~~~~i .. 1': faculty and academic IIIIf cI lilt UW System for one _.- they need the millions 01 daIIn" union dues that IIIIivenltJ ... and stall could poloIdIIIIJ .., II the linancially troubled ..... legislation. We do not need such costly and divisive battles on the campuses of the UW System. Labor lobbyists are arguing that the bill merely gives faculty the right to choose. What about our right to be left alone? Why plunge our universities into a collective bargaining controversy if it will only cost more, money and not improve education or facully salaries? Collective bargaining and the adversartal system it forces on the emrPyer/ernployee relationship is lota 1y out of place in a university. Evidence nationally has shown that collective bargaining destroys the delicate balance of power that works so well in universities like the one we have in Wisconsin. WHY IS THIS A OANGEROUS BILL? The Administration of Gov. Earl has consistently argued that university faculty and academic staff should be treated the same as the other state's union employees. The very heart of the quality and tradition of the UW system is our tradition of faculty governance. This governance system also brings students and citizens, through the Board of Regents, into the most ~ic decisionsregarding the operalion of the university. The bill would remove the UW Board of Regents, our tradition of faculty governance and the students aUd • some of crisIS. anger and lrustnton IlDOIlC lacultj' and stall, mWoc tbem npe for picking by the \IllIOCl. The sltua!Jon IS desperate Lfc:i..slalors must vote their tooSCimce not their fear. GOY EARL LARY FREE· ZE THE 1. 'GLE MOST POWERF1iL FORCE BEHf:'/O THE l;. '10." CA IPAIG. TO ORGA; lZE THE fACULTY ANO STAFF Of THE UW YSTEM. All the wuons supported Gov. Eari In the last eIedion and his big- ._ ••_ •••,palCll pronuse to lbem was to mto law a bill opemng up the UW Sj"Slem to collective barp1llU1C for faculty and domestic stafI - a potential windfall of miI- 0/ dollars and addItional dues I the fUlallciaUy troubled AF'l.- ClO v,"JIY WOULD THE fACULTY THROW AWAY A 1.O.·G TRADf- TIO. Of fACULTY GOVER- 'A;'CE OF THE • OlVERSlTY. TE. 'URE A.·O ACAOE:.flC FREEDO.I GUARA:>iTEES I, FAVOR OF C01.LEC'Tf\'E BARGAl:\ T.>;AG AT A T~IE \lJIEN LABOR Ii.-fO.·S ARE FAODIG ,·U. HERS A;'O POWER' U the bill passes. each campus in the S) tem will be the target of UDJOD organiJing activities, with all t_heliOCOnIllsIict and adversanal con- that bave swept across WU\ier'Slties in other tates that made the mistake 01 passll1g similar Prof. Theodore IlralmN College of En~ 1Id.lpfW Science University of w~ Prof. RlIIIorI A. Olw CoIIegeol~ University of WiscoaIII>PIIIlt Prof. ArtIlar J. 0* College 01 ___ University of W~ Prof. C. AIIoa WaI!IIJ ~ UW-Extenoioa N.- Write a Letter WRITERs JaAICe Chase. Carl Chemouski KMI Dixon, Michael Firchow' Waller Hermann. Bob Kiesling: Dawn ~roncte. Kendyl.Marie UnD. Rid: Luehr. Robb Luehr ~~. Bill Stougaard' . ~ .~... Sarah Uh1ig K .' Zirlltlbach, Pat Zirllelbach: eVIn PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Elcbhom Todd Berbst K.areo Trendel. I • Edi.... . U.... F~~ Sports Editw _Editw .._-c..r Edlte< ..-........ 1lI-ou_ .............. Ranger is written and ediled by slude"'s of UW-l'Drl. aItIl ...., are solely responsible 'or ;'s editorial policy and contenf. ""' ... ..,.,., Thursday during Ihe academic year eJ(cep' du,ing bteGh olttl ~ Ranger is prinled by the Racine Journat Timu All correspondence should be acJd,euM 10: Porlcside 'CJfIPf· ~ sity 0' Wiscon5in-Parhide. Box No. 2000. Kenosfto. Wis. 53141 • LeHen to the editor wi/l be accepted if "".wrirt.n,. ~~- standard :size poper. leiters should be MU than 350 WMd. ond""- fignN with a telephone number included 'or ve,ilicofion ,.,,,.- Nall1es will be wilhheld 'or valid reasons, OeodJine '0' /eller. is Tue5cJay JO a.m. tor ~ ,.."..., Ranger reserves Ihe ,ighl 10 refuse leffers can'a;","" tal. aNI ...... to'y conlent. he Editor nded • a ga IS dangerous ·on. e do not need u h co Uy and dh · ·\'e baltl on the campuses of th y·tem. Labor lobbyis are wng that the bill merely gives f lty th nghl lo choo e. What bout our right lo be lelt alone? y plunge our univer itic into a con U e bargaining contro\·er y ir it 111 only co t more money and not ·mprove education or faculty • ? n . Co ti\'e bargaining and the ad• · l }'Stem it forces on the yer/employee relation ·hip is to y out of pla e in a university. Evidence nationally has hown that roll ti\· bargaining d troys the d licate balance of power that or so well in universities like the one we have in Wisconsin. WHY IS THIS A DANGEROUS BILL? The Administration of Gov. Earl has co · tently argued that univer- 1ty faculty and a ademic staff uld be treated the same as the other te's union employee . The ry heart of the quality and tradiof the UW system i our tradition of faculty go\·ernance. Thi \·emanc tem also brings stud nts nd citizen , through the Board or Reg nts, into the most ic decisions regarding the opera• ti n of the university. The bill would remo\'e the UW Board of Regents, our tradition of f culty governance and the students from critical decisions aff university and replace them the collective bargaining and union negotiaton. The campaign is being by union leaders who dessffltl!hwant collective bargaining f faculty and academic of UW System for one reason they need the millions of union dues that university and staff could potentially par the financially troubled IIIIIOII Prof. Theodore Bratanow College of Engineering and Science University of Wisconsin- Prof. Robert A en., College ol lllflCUniversity of Wisconsin-Plat Prof. Artbur J College ol University of Wisconsin-Pia Write a Letter Raoger ts wnllM and ed(ted by Jludenls ol UW-Porhlde and ore •olely responubl• lor ,,, editorial policy and co,,l•nt. Pul,l,J,ec/ Tlionday du,;ng the academ,c year ucept during breah and Ranger is printed by the Rac,ne Journal r,,., • ._ All corrupondence ,hould be addressed to, PorkJid• Ro•'• s,ly ol W,iconsin-Pa,hide, Box No. 2000, Kenosllo, W,i. 53141 leHers lo Iii. ed,tor will&. occepled ii typewr,Hen, doubJe.spa..d Slar,da,d s,z« paper. leller, should be leu than 350 words and ugnffl w,th a I lephone number included For ,,.,,/;co,- P" pew No,,,.1 wil b. w,t'1lt•ld lor val,d reoions. o.odl,ne lo, letters 11 TueJday 10 o.m. lar p,,b/ocot,on Range, re,er.e• lhe right to re/u,. leHers c<>nlo,ning /olse ond "'° lory confent. RANGER Social Science Roundtable Talented Blacks by Karl Dixon The social environment best suit. ed to the development of talented and gifted black students is one lbat contains the support and encouragement of teachers, employen, family and peers, said Dr. Barbara Shade, during the Social Science Rountable, "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," Monday in Union 106. The presentation, which was scheduled in association with Black History Month, focused on the ways in which talent and creativity in blacks can be recognized more easily and utilized by society more effi- ~ntly. According to Shade, high IQ's in black students are not found very often for several reasons. "The children very often do not receive vocational guidance, they are not in environments that stimulate them, they are less likely to be rewarded for intelligence, and they often become preoccupied with the issue of race and are distracted from intellect," Shade said. In her own research, Shade said lbat she discovered that black children who are intellectually superior are often ridiculed by their peers and ignored by their teachers. "BIact intellectuals tend to be nonconformists and because of a good deal of them are male, this is threatenIng to the white female school leacher," she said. Shade cited three examples of gifted black students that she had personally been involved with. One, a 14 year old boy, had graduated with honors from high school and was attending UW-Milwaukee in the engineering discipline. A second, a sixth grader, was thought to be a discipline problem in the classroom until he was tested and it was discovered that he was a genius in science. The third, a 15 year old' girl, graduated from high school with an IQ of 170. According to Shade, a trauma exists for blacks when they enter the public school system. "Between the ages of 19-25, there seems to be a blossoming that occurs after these children are out of the public schools," Shade said. "They may not be finishing high school right away and they may be attending college when they are older, but they are doing il." In her meetings with sludents listed in Who's Who Among Black High School Students, Shade said that she has discovered that many of the intellectually superior and outstanding students feel alienated because they do not lit in the white world and they are not accepted hy lhe black world. "The successful gifted or talented black child will learn to function in the black world as well as other social systems," she continued. "He/she will learn that behavior that is acceptable in one situaUon is unacceptable in another." According to Shade, the standard IQ test is a questionable method of Krupka named directQt" Richard W. Krupka, who for the past five years has served as director of marketing at Racine's Gould Inc. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay Rd.• has been named the new director of Parkside's Office of Business Outreach and Small Business Ilevelpment Center. Krupka, 56. replaces Glenn Booon as director of the two offices, which are part of the university's division of business and ad~, ministrative science. Bazan has taken a position as director of public relations and marketing at Bethel College and Seminary in SI. PaUl, Minn. William Hughes, who was appointed SBne coordinator last year, will report to Krupka. Krupka has an extensive background in marketing. management, sales, product and market research and advertising in Racine and on the east coast. He is a native of New York City and holds a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from the Pratt Institute and an MBA from Boston University. Krupka has taught marketing management and marketing research at Gateway Technical institute and is a member of the Sales and Marketing ExecUtives and the Aznerican Society Qf Mechamcal En-gineers. .. •.. .• ,. .-..- Richard Krupka The Office of Business Outreach and the SBne provide numerous services to area business people 10- eluding one-to-one business coun~ seling, information, on taxes and government regula.tions, mana~ement advice and gwd.ance on maintaining product quality. Last year the SBne at Parkside counseled 32 small businesses and conducted 61 in-plant progra~ for more than 3,000 employees 10 Kenosha and Racine. For more information on sen'- ices. programs and workshops offered. call 553-2047 • -0 ••. • • I•n • SOCIety measuring intelligence, and she feels that there are other tests that . are more accurate. "Blacks who live in inner cities must be creative to survive," she said. "We need people who can take infonnation apart and put it back together. This is present in the black community. "We must change the stereotypes that exist, and not see the black talented and gifted as threatening.' Shade concluded. "Society has to determine how it can use black talent and creativity to Its fullest advantage, .. 3 T11l1rsclal. f'tbntar) t. 1!114 Dr. Barban Sbade of Ibt Ed.calloa Black Gifted ""d TaJe.ltd: Ke to. eeee Roundtable. Raetr .... 10by Jtara Trudel D.partmtDl spokt oa '1'1tt " foe MoDd.a) • Black History Month history of black Americans," said Nurse. A combined talent and fashion show featuring the Bojangles fasbion group of Racine and Parkside students and community residents singing, dancing and acting will be held at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 29 in the Union Cinema Theater, Black poetry will be read at 1 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 10. in lht Wyllie Library-Learning Center Overlook Lounge and Sunday. Feb_ 12 from 2 to 5 p.m_ will be "Big Brother and Big SISter Day." Children from Big Brothers of Greater Racine, !Dc. will be guests of Park. side sludenls, who will givt Ihtm tours oIlht campus and participalt with them in recreational acth.ities. On Wednesday, Feb. 22, jazz guitarist Stanley Jordan will perform from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 to Tax program A program to help owners and managers of small businesses identify recent changes in bUSIness tax laws and lht flexibility the new laws present will be offered from 7 to 8:30 p.m. on Monday, Feb. 20 In Molinaro 107. The program costs $5 and will be led by Sharon J_ Hanulton CPA, who has exlens"'e accounting experience with emphasis on tax mat· ters and is pre8ldent of a RacIne accounting firm The program is sponsored by Parkside's Sma1J BUSIness ne.'eJopment Center and the lIM' .... ty·s business and adrnini.! lrative 5Cience division, the Cooperati,e Extension Service and the Kenosha~Racine Extension office. To register call 553-2620. Interviewing Learn about Inten;e"ing Techniques by attending the upcoming workshops in WLLC-D174 on Friday, Feb. to at I p m. or Wednesday, Feb. t5 at 5:30 pm. GOT A problem? Write the doctor' Reasonable solutions to unrea 03· ble situations Free therapy'l A. k Dr Bill • .-. continued 10 pm In the Umce Bozaar. Both performances are fret and optn to lht public. A special feature of Black Hist0- ry Month will be lht preoenUlJon of what cntics anantmously acc1.. med tht best play of 1982 Broadway season lD Yorlt. "Master Harold and lht Boy .. 011 lht Parkside Accent on Ennclunent Senes. The play by Athol FIlprd powerfully depI lht poltnUOI destruction of fnencWup among two black men and • wlutt man and stars Zakes fotae. wbo won Broadway's Tony Award for best actor lU lht play. 'Ilcl<els lJU I are aniIahIe at lht UIllOll 1DI01... _ CeDltr for lht • p m productlon Sunday, Feb 19 Lectures dunng Black H tory Month are: • "Tbe Afncan COnnethon." WIth OIakunlt T ..... cut<>t udeot from iCftia and Palblolt anthropolo y prof ser L man Trair«, at I pm. 011 MoD4ay FriJ llIlU 1'1lIOIIRoom 104 •• 8Ia<l WOIDttl Writers," III Thelma Yarboroucb, Park Id. .-Itnc sptriaIlst III pm .. d r. Ftb 27 In lh. O\trt k Lou.,t or lht Wylilt Library Learnoac COIIttr • "Akobol and B Amttl " th Parbde pre>- ftslor Morvtn Da • I I pm on W~ , FriJ a In 1'1lIOII RoomI04 ArHW _I IectInI • orieDltd topIco for ....... dents aIoo art t<iltduItd For mort InIormatloot. call PatIo. side rtf tibrarian and BSO advbor Willit 2316 • 1 Sufac seat P.S.G.A. Elections DATE - MARCH 7-8th POSITIONS AVAIlABLE • President • Vice-President • 9 senatorial seats • PUAB lParkside Union sory Ilo.lrol Nomination forms can be pIcked up at the PSGA Office. WlLC 0- , 37 Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than - 12 NOON. FRIDAY. FEB. 24th e • • -'/-' ..- RANGER Social Science Roundtable Talented Blacks in society by Kari Dixon The social environment best suited to the development of talented and gifted black students is one that contains the support and encouragement of teachers, employers, family and peers, said Dr. Barbara Shade, during the Social Science Rountable, "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," onday in Union 106. The presentation, which was scheduled in association with Black History Month, focused on the ways tn which talent and creativity in blacks can be recognized more eastly and utilized by society more efficiently. According to Shade, high IQ's in black students are not found very often for several reasons. "The children very often do not receive vocational guidance, they are not in environments that stimulate them, they are less likely to be rewarded for intelligence, and they often become preoccupied with the issue of race and are distracted from intellect," Shade said. In her own research, Shade said that she discovered that black children who are intellectually superior are often ridiculed by their peers and ignored by their teachers. "Bla<-k intellectuals tend to be nonconformists and because of a good deal of them are male, lhi is threatening to the white female sdlool teacher," she said. Shade cited three examples of gifted black students that she had personally been involved with. One, a 14 year old boy, had graduated with honors from high school artd was attending UW-Milwaukee in the engineering discipline. A econd , a sixth grader, was thought to be a discipline problem in the cla · - room until he was tested and it was discovered that he was a genius m science. The third. a 15 year old girl, graduated from high chool with an IQ of 170. According to Shade, a trauma exists for blacks when they enter th public school system. "Between the ages of 19-25, there eem · to be a blo oming that occurs after these children are out of the public schools," Shade said. ''They may not be fmi hing high boo! right away and they may be attending college when they are older, but they are doing it." In her meeting with tuden Ji ted in Who's Who Among Black High School Students, Shade said that she has discovered that many of the intellectually uperior and outstanding students feel alienat_ed because they do not fit an the v,hite world and they ar not a pted by the black world . "The succe ful girted or t 1- ented black child will learn to function in the black world well other ocial sy t ms,'' h continued. "He/she will learn that heh vior Iha i · ble in on 1tuation is unacceptable in anoth r .'' According to Shade, the tandard IQ test is a qu 'tion bl method of Krupka named directo.- Richard W Krupka, who for the past five years has served as director of marketing at Racine's Gould lne. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay Rd .• has been named the new director of Parkside's Office of Busin Outreach and Small Busin Develpment Center. Krupka, 56, replaces Glen~ Bozon as director of the two offices, which are part of the univerity's division of business and administrative science. Bozon ha taken a position as director of public relations and marketing at Bethel College and Seminary in St. Paul, Minn. William Hughes, who was appointed SBDC coordinator last year, will report lo Krupka. Krupka has an extensive back• ground in marketing, management, sales, product and market research and advertising in Racine and on the east coast. He is a native of ew York City and bolds a bach: lor' degree in mechanical ~g•neermg from the Pratt Inst~tute and an MBA from Bo ton Unwerity. Krupka ha taught marketing management and marketing r~- rch at Gateway Technical In titut nd is a member of the Sale and 1 tarketlng Exec,tiv and :the Am ncan oci ty of . lechanical En lne • I fered • • • . .. . Richard Krupka Outrea • • lo survi\·e," people who apart and put it is present in th Black History Month Tax program Interviewing P .S.G.A. Elections DA E - MARCH 7 8th POSIT O S AVAILABLE • President • V ce-Pres dent • • 1 Sufac Seat • PUAS ,~ Form mus --- ------------------ 11I..... y. Fellnwy t.... RANGER 2 Now __ .. _ ...... u"""" "No smoking area possible by Jeauie TuDkiei<z News Editor For some studenls smoking not oaIy stiDks, it gags. Alice Johnson came to Parkside in January as a re-entry studenl. Unfortunately, ber first weeks of scbooI were filled witb sickness, depression-and smoke. Alice is allergic to smoke. Her al- Iergy is so severe, in fact, lbat sbe must carry an ionizer wilb her in order to prevent berself from brealbing in smoke. Breathing smoke causes Alice to become sick to her stomacb and even depressed. Alice bas found !.bat it is nol very easy to find a place on campus where lbere were not people smokjog. "I """t around practically crying because 01 all tbe smoke ... 1 couldn't even think ..so I went to LaITy Tumer and asked bim to help, said Alice. Turner, Community Student Services Counselor, belped Alice find some rooms on campus where t.bere didn't seem to be any smokers. One suggestion was that Alice spend her lime in lbe library, but she is chemically sensitive and any long amount of lime spent in lbe li· brary is also hazardous to her heallb. Tumer Ielt !.bat more should be done for Alice lban just "hiding her New micro computers in library fufte analysis last summer. The IIIJKh came from lbe CbancelIor's Office. Reasons cited were a "need for more terminals for studenls laking basics on computers," stated Linda Piele, bead of Public Service Division. The computers were placed in lbe library to provide security and assistance. The hope of Judilb Pryor, librarian, is "to provide security and assistance by a very enthusiastic Iaculty, staff and librarians." The intent 01 the task force is to integrate New Microcomputer facilities were placed in the Library/Learn- Ing Center recently (fifteen reM personal compute", one reM XT personal computer and lour compact microcomputers; Iranspcrtab1e, reM Compatibles). They join lbe fourteen Apple II + and lIe computers installed In the library last semester 'The computers were purchased as a result 01 lbe chancellor's task DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.WI 53142 11·94·Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books - Large Selection 01 SCi· FictioR Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Q.....utl •• of BaF9llln Book. At Unbell.ubl. Prices N.w York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off Me-VISA computers into lbe class room instruction rather than to add on an extra class requirement for graduation. There is a teacher/stall emphasis to use the computers and to encourage students to use the computers especially in the areas of word processing, family budget, formulas, data base files and more. A software collection is developing rapidly. Workshops bave been set up for everyone interested, whether currently enrolled in a computer class or not. The two-bour workshops are set up for initial computer u~ with no experience. The one-hour workshops are set up for experienced users or users who have taken the two-hour workshops. The 0.1 student helper or librarian can set up self·help computer tapes !.bat allow those studenls who do not like workshops to work off in a mom," so he contacted Paul Jobnson, PSGA Senator, to see what olber help the campus could offer. Johnson and Tumer fell that establishing a No Smoking area somewhere on campus would be a great help to Alice and other students who do not like smoke. One ideal place to set up a nonsmoking area, according to Johnson Tumer and Alice, would be the WLLC 0.1 vending machine area (across from lbe Collee Shoppe). "We picked this area because It IS so isolated near a door and large windows and far enough away from lbe Coffee Shoppe so that smoke doesn't drift over," said Turner. Johnson aulborized a resolution that would support designating this area as a No Smoking area. The resolution is being discussed by the PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled for the present time. "I felt it would be a good idea for the Senate to get behind it; that way the administration would be persuaded to act on it," said Johnson. He adaed that lbe Senate appeon; to be having mixed emotions about passing such a resolulion. Tumer talked with Bill Niebuhr Union Director, to see if it would he possible to designate the vend. ing machine area as off limits to smokers. Niebuhr said that he would like to meet with Alice in order to determine what exactly would best suit her needs the needs of olber studenls as a No Smoking area. "We did have a No Smoking area in tbe dining room, but it was not successful... it was difficult to monitor. But we are willing to lake another look at setting some.thing up," said Niebuhr. Alice hopes that something CIDl be done about this situation. She plans to meet wilb Niebuhr soon to discuss the situation. "What really concerns and annoys me is tbatl'm paying tuition like anyone else and I can't socialize wilb people because wherever I go there are pe0ple who smoke," she said. Atom bomb effects topic of discussion On Friday. Feb. 17 at 8 p.m. the Milwaukee Section of the American Chemical Society will sponsor a leeture entitled, "The Long-Term Allennalb of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima and Nagasaki." The lecture will be presented by Dr. Anthony V. Pisciotta 01 lbe Medical College of Wisconsin and held at Marquelle University's Mashuda Hall, 19th SI. and Wisconsin Ave. in through the introduction basics. ~;llbrarian will help out with any pro.llerns or questions. Any student or library card user can gain access to these computers by signing in at lbe microcomputer desk on 0.1 level of the library. Use is up to two hours, or longer if no ODe is waiting for a systt:m. Reservations may be taken up to one week in advance. Student and librarian help is available during regular library hou". For further information on these computers, contact Linda Piele (553-2642) or Judith Pryor (55302168) in the library !eaming .~ center. . •. A BalloODza .• • ··Valentine's Day Speeial" •• .. Unite Two Hearts • .. Sflonda surprl~p gift to that UtSpeelal Somponr,a •• • , Hearts :::':, • • Valentine ~ Singing & •• .. ' Song! - \/'/ r- dancing • P.., Cupid! .• .. 12 infOh balloons in 13 eolors. • ... Sniff a "iI. dUI' aclll 'a •• 2 weekd • .. 15 f'f'd balloons and one hean.shaped mylar Delivered by a Tuxedo • .. Messenger for as Jlltle as '1695 Wme )our own Valentme Message! ... •, Call A Balloonza t 553.5533) .. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Milwaukee. Dinner will be availa· ble at Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.; reservations are required only for lbe dinner and can be made by calling Mrs. Nancy Degrade at 963- 4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14. Dr. Pisciotta will discuss the unmediate effects 01 the atomie bomb, such as bone marrow supression, loss of hair, cataracts and leukemia, as well as the long-term ef· fecls. He will discuss his rerenl studies in Japan on malignancies and chromosomal abnormalities manifested by those exposed to the atomic bombs. Dr. Pisciotta received his M. D. degree from Marquette Universily School 01 Medicine in 1944. H. holds the rank of Professor of Medicine at the Medical College of Wisconsin and has been a visiting professor at numerous universities in lbe U. S., Canada, Chile and Japan. Most recently he spent No years in Japan as vice-chainnan 01 the Radiation Effects Researcb Foundation, Hiroshima and Naga· saki. The Milwaukee Section or the American Chemical Society is • nonprofit organization with over 800 members involved in all areas of chemistry. They are actively involved in ~cation, research and the producti of propucls ranging from plastics 0 foods. The Mil· waukee Section invites all interested people to attend this imporlaDl lecture . Happy VaI""tiDe's Day - ............... . . New micro ~ DICKE S DISCOUNT BOOS Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books- Large lion of Sci· Fictio Fanta y ALL OUR ,BOOKS ARE NEW! H11ge Quantities of rgaln Book5 At Unbelievable PrlCM New York Tim s t Sell r - H rdback 300/o Off MC-VISA ''No smoking area possible - by Jeuie Tunldeicz ews Editor For some students smoking not only stinks, it gags. Alice Johnson came to Parkside in January as a re-entry tudent. Unfortunately, her first weeks of school were filled \\-ith sicknes , depression-and smoke. Alice is all rgic to moke. Her al· lergy is so severe, in fact, that she m t carry an ionizer with her in order to prevent her elf from breathing in moke. Breathing e causes Alice to become ick to her tomach and f!\I n depressed. Alice has found that it · not very to find a place on campus where there were not people mok· ing. "I nt around prach ally crying because of all the smoke ... I couldn't even think .. I went to Larry Turner and a ed him to help, said Ali . Turner, Community Student ric Counselor, helped Alice find some rooms on camp where off in a room," so he contacted Paul Johnson, PSGA Senator, to see what other help the campus could offer. Johnson and Turner felt that establishing a No Smoking area somewhere on campus would be a great help to Alice and other students who do not like smoke. One ideal place to set up a non• smoking area, according to Johnson, Turner and Alice, would be the WLLC 1).1 vending machine area (across from the Coffee Shoppe). "We picked this area because it is · so isolated near a door and large windows and far enough away from the Coffee Shoppe so that smoke doesn't drift over," said Turner. Johnson authorized a resolution that would upport designating this area as a o Smoking area. The resolution is being dlSCUS ed by the PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled for the present time. "I felt it would be a good idea for the Senate to get behind it; that way the administration would be persuaded to act on it," said Johnson. He added that the Senate a pears to be having mixed emotio: about passing such a resolution. Turner talked with Bill Niebuhr Union Director, to see if it would be possible to designate the ve.n(l. ing machine area as off limits to smokers. Niebuhr said that he would like to meet with Alice in order to determine what exactly would best suit her needs the needs of other students as a No Smoking area. . "We ~~ have a No Smoking area m the d1rung room, but it was not successful .. . it was difficult to monitor. But we are willing to take another look at setting something up," said Niebuhr. Alice hopes that something can be done about this situation. She plans to meet with Niebuhr soon to discuss the situation. "What realty concerns and annoys me is that I'm paying tuition like anyone else and I can't socialize with people becau e wherever I go there are people who smoke," she said. e didn ·t m to be any smo - ers. One ugg tion that Alice spend time m the library, but e cbemi y sensitJ\·e and an Jong amount or tim spent in the library . also hazardo to h h al• th. Atom bomb effects topic of discussion Turner felt that more , hould be d e for Ali than j t "hidin her Woe~ ho have been l up for e\"eryoPe int led, whether currently enrolled in a computer la or not. The two-hour ·hop are t up for irutial computer users with no experien e. Tb one-hour rkshops are et up for experi• enced users or u er· ho have en the two-hour workshop · . Th D-1 tudent helper or librarl can et up If-help computer tapes that allo tho e stud n who o not Ii e wor hop to ork On Friday, Feb. 17 at 8 p.m . the Milwaukee SecUon of the American Chemical Soci ty will sponsor a lecture entiUed, "The Long-Term Aftmnath of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima and agasaki." The I - ture will be pr ted by Dr. Anthony V. io o( th edi I Coll e of Wis.co in and held at Marquette University'· fa huda Hall, 19th St. and I n in Ave . in through the introduction ba i . Thf brarian will help out \\-ith any p terns or qu tions . Any tudent or library card u er can ~ai~ ~ess to these computer by 1grung m at the microcomputer ~esk on 0-1 level of the library. U lS up to two hours, or longer if no one is aiting for a system . Reservatio~ may be taken up to one in advance. Student and librarian help is available during regular library hours . . For further information on th ·e computer , contact Linda Piele (553-2642) or Judith Pryor (55302168) in the library learning center. .. •.•··················· .... • • • • a • •: A. Balloonza ·• •• 0 \'ale !ine.' Day Speeial''t •• • U,ute Two Heart • .. • St>nd • urprl. P ,tiff to that "Sp.-rlal ·ome•on •• • w, I • • Hearts ~ Valentine ong! 12 lnc-b b II n, In I S d a 9iff fbf u-111 la Singing & dancing Cupid! • • Milwaukee. Dinner will be available al Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.; reservations are required only for ~e dinner and can be made by c.Umg Mrs. Nancy Degracie at 963- 4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14. Dr. Pisciotta will discu. the immediate effects of the atomic bomb, uch as bone marrow supr . ion, I of hair, cataracts and leu• kemia, as well as the long-term ef. feels . He will discu his recent tudJes in Japan on malignan<'ies and chromosomal abnormalities manifested by tho expo ed to the atomic bomb . Dr. p · iotta received hi 1. degree from Marqu tte niv r ity School of Medicme in 1944. He holds the rank of Prof or of Medici_ ne a~ the Medical College of WlSConsm and ha been a visiting professor at numerous universities in the U. S., Canada, Chile and Japan .. Most recently he spent two years m Japan as vice-chainnan of the Radiation Effects Re earch Foundation, Hiroshima and , agasaki. The Milwaukee Section of the American Chemical Society is a nonprofit organization with over 800 members involved in all areas of chemistry. They are actively in· volved in ~cation, re earch and the producti of propucts rangmg from plastics o foods. The fit. waukee Section invites all interes· ted people to attend thi important lecture. Happy Valentine's Day Let Us Entertain You 1--- r-- W~i:;.:.:n:.C:.taternrival '84 ~ " , I J ; 1 i DA!LLO Nc .o:.I D, \)c GC .:o.I D "Get the ball rolling" Dance Featuring "BAUOONS" Monday 8:30 p.m. Feb. 13 1:00 UWP Students 2:00 Guests Post Basketball Game E.ilertalnment FeaIurIng "BROWN • BROWN" TInn. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 16 t..- __ ~_I ... _l __ •• ..w.e.. .... ,..elratk",n "",itA. • PlAY THE HORSES wHh A NIGHT AT THE RACIS Featured bet\ueen band breaks AT THE COSTUME BAll ffl. 8:30 Feb. 17 Post Basketball Game E.ilel1c:llnrnent Fealurtng "JOEL MADISON" Tues. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 14 Ffee odffilSSk>n Wllh baskelbaH lockel COSTUME BALL FeaUtng "REID ..... fit. 1:30 pm. Feb. t7 2:50 UWP SIudenlI ~ GeI.-ol Let Us Entertain You t---~~---W....;;i;.;.:n:.:.;:ter Carnival '84 C 0 .. .0 ,, C G C :I 0 .. .0 0 "Get the ball rolling" Dance Featuring ' BALLOO " Monday 8:30 p.m. f b. 13 1 :00 UWP Students 2:00 Guests Post Basketball Game EntertalnmentBROWN'' Featuring "BROWN & Thurs. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 16 PLAY THE HORSES wHh A NIGHT AT THE RACES Featured between band bfeoks AT THE COSTUME BAll Fri. 8:30 Feb. 17 RANGER • 1bunday. February '. It84 Eo MidlaeI nroa. doe lIIlnI olthe rice +,_ caadldata, visited ParbIde ~ lie II_1Iy PnIIessor of EII&IIIII ud AIoiIIllII' ol VW-Grfta 8IIy. ne _ cudldate me.- Sdw1IrU, wID vIIIt PIIbIde "' ....... y. Feb. 15 at 1:01 ...... V_ 1M.SdI_11 a ...... _ ol __ AdmlJIisln. _ ud Deaa oldoe SdIoolol __ ud Pablle Admbllstra_ at Vahenity ol ..-rt. Kaaa Oty. Campus blood drive 011Tbunday, Feb 16 the Blood CeDI« will be OIl campus to condllCt III llIUIuaI WlDler Carnival Blood Drtwe. The boan are Inn • a m. to S:. p m. in Vnloa 104 and 101. Appointments are not necessary, just walk m. Anyone giving blood may credit it to the studen! organization 01 their cboi<e. Be sure to tell the receptioaiat at lbe srgn-up table wbidl orgaaizalioD you are cIonat· ing to. This event is sponsored by the Student Health Center and Win· 'ler Carnival Committee. \,JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside lnscltiflufest ~ An evening of Fine Food and Gemuemchkeit Sat. Feb. 25 & Mar. 3 The Parkside Union • RHINE WINE PUNCH RECEPTION • FIVE COURSE GOURMET GERMAN DINNER • LIVE ZITHER DINNER MUSIC • BAVARIAN DANCE TROUPE ~_./J~~- •AUTHENTIC GERMAN BAND $16.50 PER PERSON BY RESERVATION ONLY CONTACT UNION INFORMATION CENTER 553-2345 fi ....:~ Public Forum series School effectiveness School District. Brookover I author of the books, "Creating Eflective SchOOls" and "School Social Systems and Student Achievement," is a leading spokesman for the "effective schools movement" in the U. S. The movement, which is the subject of increasing attention by schools nationwide, holds that schools, and not socioeconomic environments, are the chief forces behind success and failure among students in the classroom. Brookover has studied schools that ellectively serve students from all socioeconomic backgrounds and discovered that the schools share common characteristics. Those include an emphasis on basic academic skills such as reading, writing and mathematics and high expectations by teachers that students Wellnes~''''o;;~'wheels "Can the Schools Work lor Everybody?" will be a question explored at the Public Forum series at Parkside, featuring Wilbur Brookover, a nationally known education scholar who believes that poor and disadvantaged students can consistently achieve academic success, and state official Howard Fuller, a rigorous advocate of education lor the poor. The !ree Public Forum wili be at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in the Union Cinema Theater. Responding to statements by Brookover, a Michigan State University professor emeritus, and Fuller. State Employment Relations secretary, wili be Audrey Hains, assistant principal at Kenosha's Tremper High School, and Jack Parker, director 01 research and development for the Racine Unified A Family We11ness Program is being establisbed at Parltside with the aid 01 a $20,000 grant Irom the Metropolitan Lile Foundation aimed at heightening health awareness, primarily among adult students age 25 and older. Nearly 40 percent 01 Parkside students lit in that age group. Parkside was one of six universities nationwide to receive a Metropolitan grant. Two other UW Sy.. tem campuses were grant recipients. UW·Whitewater received $20,- 000 lor a health education program aimed at freshmen and UW-8tevens Point got $9,500 for a computeraided we11ness program. Parkside's Family We11ness Program will consist of a mobile health inlonnation unit that will dispense heallb inlonnation at points around t.v.III II .,. '1l ' , I•,"Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow· .. I~ ship is sponsoring a Bible study lor non-traditional adull students, la" ~ _ '. • ulty, staff and classified employees t;;; i Friday Irom noon to 1 p.m. in • Greenquist 0103 . .. I• The study is on prayer. Those in- terested in learning more about ~ ~tn you do it, db it with Style. Heileman's Old Style" Christian communication with God , _ e rewedMhflY. KJ<!.eusened, for a taste that'll blow YOu,~ are invited to bring a brown baC i ii.iii:ii away. a e It worthwhI1e-mqke it Old Style. lunch and join the group. Forques- 1••• iI.... i..III.i1i;;;L.iiiliiiiiii.;O;N;;T~.-\;p="~T~u:N:I~O~Ng:SQ~U~~".~~R.~~.E...~.~.'•!l..tsio9rl1Slo.cro.InVtaCcF(. ll595r.3b·i2l(1ll22L.l\nQP,-"'" -- the campus; a resource infonnation system that will cross-catalogue most 01 the media, books and other health-related information sources available on campus as well as community agencies available in Kenosha and Racine; a series of workshops on health-related topics; and personal counseling and support groups. The program seeks to raise health awareness among students, many 01 whom have family and job obligations in addition to academic responsibilities, all of which make a thorough knowledge 01 health, nutrition, exercise and stress-management strategies important. . The mobHe informational unit, call ... "wellness on wheels," will ronsist of flexible interconnected panels featuring a wide array of At Parkside, Brookover will discuss practices in schools and class. rooms that contribute to academic success. • Fuller is former chair of the Coalition to Save MilwaUkee's North Division High School and for. mer associate director of Marquette University's program for education. al opportunity. He has been an outspoken advocate 01 equitable implementation of the Milwaukee public school's desegregation program. At Parkside, he will discuss district and state policies that can promote equity in education. Moderating the lorum will be Joseph Larkin, educational outreach coordinator at Parkside. The forum is sponsored by Park· side's education division and the University Extension's Department of Governmental Alfairs. health information on topics sucb as hypertension-screening and nutrition. The unit, not powered by motor, will present both ongoing and changing displays and will be moved to different areas of the campus to insure high Visibility. For more infonnation on these services, call the campus Child Care Center at 553-2227 or the student Health Care Center at 553- 2366. Club Events PPS PPS (Parkside Philosophy Society) will feature Northwestern Uni· versity Professor Arthur Fine in a talk entitled "Realism?" The dis' cussion will take place Thursday, Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. Peer Support On Wednesday. Feb. 5 at 1 p.m in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will conduct a program entitled "How's the Semester Going?" If you are in need of someone to talk to aboul school, please come. Refreshments will be served. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday. Feb 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Davison episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. IVCF « Campus blood drive .JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside ~-... ~,,,, .. ~,. 1 1asclti11pf est YJ An Even·ng of Fine Food and Gemuetlichkelt S t. Feb. 25 & "1ar. 3 The Parkside Union • RH I E PU CH RECEPTIO • FIVE COURSE GOU ET GER A DIN ER • LI E 21 HER DI ER USIC • BAVARI O CE ROUPE • AUTHE IC GER BA 0 s16.50 PER PERSON BY RESERVATIO 0, LY RANGER Public Forum series School effectiveness "Can the Schools Work for erybod ?" will be a qu tion exp at the Public Forum eries at Park ide, featuring Wilbur Broo over, a nationall_ known educati n holar who belie\·es that poor nd d!S3d\ nta ed students can co · enlly achie\'e academic ru and state o[ficial Howard Fuller, a rigorou dtocate of edution for the poor. The free Public Forum will be at 7. p m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in the Union Cinema Theater Responding to tatements by O\ , a fichigan tale Uni- ·ty prof rem ritus, and Ful- , tate Employment Relations Lary, will be udrey Hains. a - 1 t nt princ1p I t Keno ha' Tremper High School, and Jack Par er, director of research and de- I pment for the Ra me Unified School District. Brookover. author of the books, Creating Effective Schools·' and ··School Social Systems and Student Achievement," is a leading spokesman for the "effective schools movement" in the U S. The movement, which is the sub· ject of increasing attention by chools nationwide, holds that chools, and not socioeconomic en\< ironments, are the chief forces behind success and failure among students in the cla room. Brookover has ludied schools that effectively serve students from all socioeconomic background and discovered that the chools share common characteristics. Those include an emphasis on basic academic skills uch as reading, writing and mathematics and high expectations by teachers that students will achieve acad mic proficiency. At Parkside, Brookover Will discuss practices in schools and cla . rooms that contribute to academic success. Fuller is former chair of the Coalition to Save Milwaukee's North Division High School and former associate director of Marquette University's program for educational opportunity. He has been an outspoken advocate of equitable implementation of the Milwaukee public school's desegregation program. At Parkside, he will discuss district and state policies that can promote eqwty in education. Moderating the forum will be Joseph Larkin, educational outreach coordinator at Parkside. The forum is sponsored by Parkide 's education division and the University Extension's Department of Governmental Affairs. Wellness on wheels A Family Welln Program is being tablished at Parkside with the aid of a $20,000 grant from the Metropolitan Life Foundation aimed at heightening health awaren primarily among adult students age 25 and older. early 40 percent or Parkside tudents fit in that age group. Park.side was one of six universiti - n.tionwid to receive a etropolitan grant. Two other UW S - tern campuses were grant recipients. UW-Whitewater received $20,· 000 for a health education program aimed at freshmen and UW.Stevens Point got $9,500 for a computeraided wellness program. Parltside's Family Wellness Program will consist of a mobile health information unit that will dispense health information at points around the campus; a resource infonnation ystem that will cross-catalogue most of the media, books and other health-related information sources available on campus as well as community agencies available in Ken ha and Racine; a series or wor hops on health-rel ted topics: and personal counseling and support groups. The program to rai e health awarene s among students, many of whom have ramily and job obligations in addition to academic responsibilities, all of which make a thorough knowledge of health, nutrition, exercise and stress-management strategies important. · Th mobile informational unit. call "wellness on wheels," will cons· t of flexible interconnected panels featuring a wide array of health infonnation on topics such as hypertension-screening and nutrition. The unit, not powered by motor, will present both ongoing and changing displays and will be moved to different areas of the campus to insure high visibility. For more information on these services, call the campus Child Care Center at 553-2227 or the tu• dent Health Care Center at 553- 2366. Club Events PPS PPS !Parkside Philosophy Socie• ty) will feature Northwestern University Professor Arthur Fin in a talk entitled "Reali m?" The dt. • cu ion will take place Thursday, Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Art 129. Peer Support On Wednesday, Feb. 5 at 1 p m in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will conduct a program entitled "How' the Semester Going?" If you are in need 0£ someone to talk to about school, please come. Refre. hmen will be served. Dr. Who Society The Dr. 'Who Speculative Fi lion Society will meet on Saturda . Feb 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Davison epi ode, mo likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian F llo\li ship is sponsoring a Bible study for non-traditional adult students, fa · ulty, staff and classified employ Friday from noon to 1 p.m. m Greenquist D103. The study is on prayer. Those in· terested in learning more abOUt Christian communication with God are invited to bring a brown baC lunch and join the group. For questio~ co.ntact Bar~ Lan<>P, ,dvJsor for NCF. 553-2122. .. RANGER Winter Carnival .,~~~tu~~,~allr!.leasesimagination News Editor But, alas, ma~y u~ the students five 'besr:'::t~':"th~":i:t:;:: Once upon a lime in a town Mvenothing to wear to the Winter ing Band is going to play and there called Kenosha, there stood a uni- bCearhnivIadl tCPostume Ball, which will will be horse rac-e=s! e a arkside on Friday, Feb. There is no reason for students versity named Parkside. At this 17 at 8:30 p.m, in Main Place. to miss out on the fun of the Costuuniversity all the students were The students cried, "Oh, no! We me Ball because costumes can be scurrying to prepare for the Winter t f d t Carnival, which is the highlight of mus ID COsurnes to wear or we rented, homemade or invented by WIll miss all the fun at the costume anyone. Judith Snider. Assistant Professor of Dramatic Arts and theatrical costume designer at Parbide. said IMt there are many ways to create your own costume; the key is creativity. "Simplicity, M<Cal1s and others have patterns for costumes for any. thing from E. T. to Care Bears IMt I've seen," said Snider. "These pat. terns cost about $2.$4. Of course then you have to buy the fabric. spend time constructing the costume and have the ability to sew. The nice thing is wben you are done. the costume is rOOfS to keep .. Snider suggests that costumes can be found in your parents' or grandparents' closets. such as your mother's prom dress or grandpa's old suit. "The only cost there might be would be dry cleaning the cloth. lngt to she said.. Other costume ideas can be found at thrift shops and second. band stores. Very inez pensive clothes. sboes and hats are in great supply at these types of shops. "You just have to open up your un· agmation. Be a scavenger ...!be best costumes are the ones IMt people have pat a little time and effort into. as well as a Jot 01 iJDacina· lion." added Snider. U you don't have !be time or unagination to create your own costume. there are several p...... to rent Jellyfish colloquium The lowly jellyfish has a nervous Chemistry Club Colloquium on Frisystem consisting of a fairly small day. Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in Molina· number of interconnected nerve ro D137. cells. The size of the network The speaker will be Professor makes it an ideal subject of study Leonard Passano from the Zoology by scientists attempting to under- Department of UW·Madison. Prof. stand how the nervous system con- Passano is a recogniud expert in troIs an organism's behavior. the field of neurobiology and will The jellyfISh nervous system will give a talk entitled "Jelly Behaviorbe the subject of a Life Science- -Behavicr with a Diffuse Brain." Everyone is welcome to attend. Psych students meet Did you take PSYCh260 from Dan Pa~lson last semester or maybe you re a student interested in improving the current state of the Psychology Department in general. Either way. there will be a meeting of concerned students in the PSGA office (WLLC 0137. next to the Coffee Shoppe) on Monday. Feb. 13 at 1:15 p.m. John Hansen, With you 1have laughter. With you I've seen sunshine. With you I've found love. I love you, valentine. Jen , Jill Nielsen, May our love forever bring us peace and happiness wherever we choose to go. Ken 7 11MInda,. FdInwy I •• 184 just about any trpe of costwn. you can think of Furr by Us. 614 56th Street. Kenosha. bas over 3.000 costumOi which are for renl; pnce range from $10-$30. MMy Klpp sto ... 0_ ... Id IMt C'llIlUmos wooJd bo perfO<"! for a cooturne baD. sucb as <olor1u1 court jesters. pnnces. m 01..... Southern Belles. '2flI I1appon and clowns "w. a1so carTy th""lri<al fabn. and draper rernnan which poop can be ~tive ..,th and creal. tbe1irooUwnDc,o.o..tu-m-es..". ,said KJpp lEI_ aIoo ........... FIIrr .., Kipp said thai !be storo k..,. b~ 01 bats, masks ....... and g...... for peopIo to purcbaso to ....-1 t!lftr costumo. A foD ..... 01 theatrnl make-iIp IS aIoo .vailablo al tho PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO SAVE ON COMBO MEALS WITH WOODEN QUARTERS (VALUE 25+) EvelYlime you purchase Special Combo meals, gel a wooden quarter FREE. Spend your wooden quarters on food and drink purchases - Of - save six (worth '1.50) and we'll redeem them fOf double value up 10 '3.00 in food. Offer good starting Jan. 30 Ihru Feb. 29. COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABli UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am • 2:00 pm Mon. thru FrI. • WllC COFFEESHOPPE 7:30 am • 8:00 pm Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am • 2:00 pm FrIdays '"Oon111*e lin\' Wi a a _. nkldes .when ............ . . yOU CGII ,gel A lQ lQ rll". hits!" , . RAJ GER Winter Carnival Costume hall releases imaginatio by Jennie T_unkieicz the month of February . Ball " Th II News Editor But , alas, many of the studen fi um R · have nothing to wear to the \\~inter ing d · to play Once upon a time in a town called Kenosha, there stood a university named Parkside. At this university all the students were scurrying to prepare for the Winter Carnival, which is the highlight of Carnival Co~twne Ball , which will will be ra ! be held at Parkside on Friday. Feb. Th no r for 17 at 8:30 p.m . in Ma.in Place . to miss ou t o th fu n of ,.,_. .,.,cu, .., The students cried, " Oh , no! We me Ball beca must find co tomes to wear or e rented horn will miss all the fun at the costume Jellyfish colloquium The lowly jellyfish has a nervous ystem consisting of a fairly small number of interconnected nerve cell . The size of the network makes it an ideal subject of study by scientists attempting to understand how the nervous system controls an organism's behavior. The jellyfish nervous system will be the subject of a Life Science- Chemi try Club Colloqwum on Friday , Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in olinaro D137 . The peaker will be Prof r Leonard P sano Crom the Zoo! gy De nt of n. Prof. Pa no is a recogniud expert m the field of neurobiology and ·n give a talk entiUed "Jelly Beha ·or• -Behavior with a Diffuse Brain " Everyon i welcome to all nd . Psych students meet Did you truce Psych 260 from Dan Paulson last semester or mayb you're a tudent interested in impro\ mg the current state of the P Ythology Deparbnent in general. John Hansen, With you I have laughter. With you I've seen un hine. With you I've found love. I loi·e you, valentine. Jen Either way, th r will be a m t• ing of con emed stud n in th PSG oUice (WLLC D137, n t t the Coffe Shoppe) on lond y, Feb . 13 at l ·15 p.m . ielsen. May our love forever bring us peace and happines wherever we choose to go. , ... ' .. , .. ,.,,, .. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO VE Every ime you purchase Spec I C meals, get a ooden qua FREE. S your wooden q o s on food end n purchases - or - ave ( orth 11 .50) and we'll red m them for doub al e up to s3_00 n food. O er ood art Jon. 30 thru Feb. 29. COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABL!E UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am - 2:00 pm Mon. thru Fri. • WllC COffEE SHOPPE 7:30 am - 8:00 pm Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am • 2:00 pm Fridays 'Don1 take any wooden nlcldes .. when you can gel we odefl quarters!'' FIJI.., .hIoMIta .... ,_~_ ._.... ~_ la- _". - .....- ...... PC RICK YOUUJTI.E VAUNTINE, vovr PC a..n-. n-b for -.." -- --..c:ript. 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YN'N -,, /o,,orite Valen• ••I llappy Valentine'• 0.,11 SSH. Yo•'r• a11cla a PYT. I ... , yo11 e11ery do, of d. 1Nek, yc,11 ae.q, dalng. Looe alu,oya. VWEC Darren. Tie .. .,,.en u,e ahaN i. ...,,,...ec1 only l,y nlY IODe /or youf IJ,ula t.oue. A-,,H .• T•a•lr• Jor a good 3 --••••· Happy Valen• tf ■e'• Do,. - - roM the Sa■ Aldo,ae Snalre BIG 1VNAI ILOVEYOOI DVJIIBBVNNY Pooley, I'll Jolla• your order• anydme.SARGE. l.o&,e cw,ay•. ,lq/ Marfr Sandcyl- 1 SG1&1 your l,ody In dae hall and I WANT ml P-•lonafely Anonymo 'DfAN1CS FOR BEING A FRIEND, JOEY. Lori ,. ,.. ...,, ,..Ind and ,, ,-alrea ,_ feel aupre Bid..,,._ molr • ,-feel ea,e,a I, ffer I• ho "II •he c:area/or me no odaer he haa nwtl .8.L Brod: I could fall madly Into 1,ed •ith you and your ten,ala racqued • '-'-~I Nalcaauahl • .,,-.- Gretlll= ff°"' con I looe you Vo" u,o,a't Ue dOflllfl!!!__ •• ,.~,r Nalcaaualdfl N':':°ai;.,?1 Kate: IIOCleyo•.._,._,-, e:oerloo.faayoac cue. Yoe1'oe .ao.. a Joe /or aL lllope,.-'Dlet-rapav yoa.All•-,.),'OtlrW..lolua.. ~~BAUOON ForalJ~~dl w.- xo. Poopy R.,...arcR Violeta arc Bl• • Odl Looea Poopy And PwfflY d- too111 T , hcT. Hev tnHtg: I lo e yo11 Ida all heart. F~ and Yow Utde = Val •• 0-.,II Lot• o/ 1 .. clr /or tlal• ... ~S,,ff. ,,...,,. ·= 111e t~. .,,. .1 ,... ... ,. Fellnary '. 1* Psycho Babble Just a MX-up Re<ently the military ran tests on !be multi-billioD dollar MX Missile- SJSlem. They fired several missiles <qUIpped with dummy ~. On moot 01 !be missiles, !be third ..... oppareatIJ miIIin!d TIlls re- .t.a.q..o. ls Inbyth_e _' milesJI.lissiDC their TIlls diIturbed me greatly. I decided to get some answers. I "",,ted to go right to the top, so I talked to the head of weapons de- ~Iopmentlor the army, General P. Henry Newcomb. Q. General Newcomb, 1 would lib to say at the outset thank JOu 1« /fl'lllluJI _ this interview on JU<'IJ Jbort DDtice. A.: Well, I'm a firm beli~ that !be people ba~ Ibe right to know ....-yIbInc about our national defeme. I want to clear up all traces of worry from Ibe minds of the American public. Q: All n,ht sir. Now I'd like 10 t« ril/JI 10 lbe point. A.: FiDe, fiDe. Ask away. Q.: Could you please eiplain to me bow • project that has cosl the pobIJc .., much mooey coo contain such • crueW maI1unctioo? A... Mallunction? What do you mean? Q.: I'm merrmg to lbe misrJre of lhe third stage of the MX Miss;. k. A.. OIl, that. Actually, that's nol • maIfuoctIoa at all. It was planned fIlot ""1. Q.' ~? For ",,"I purpose? A.: Well, IS you know the god. less Rusalan Commie scum have very sophisticated early warning and missile detection systems. Q... Yes, sir, I'm aware of that. &1 """I does lIal bave to do with .. ? A: Yau see, the way the missile is designed, the Commie scum will tract the missile and think they have flgltted out where it is head· ing. But at the last minute, the third slage wi! go olf and the war. head wiD go someplace totally dif. ferent. Then, BOOM. Q • Couido'l the Russians figure out how far oul of trajectory the IJ1ISSik will go? A. Nope. You see, that is the beauty of the design. Each missile IS set up dilferenUy. Even we don't know where the damn things are going to go! Q: You mean, they could go anywhere? A; Yup. Hee, hee. Isn't that great? Q: Bul sir, couldn't one of them hil ooe of our aI1ies? Or even ooe of our OWD cities? A .. Oh, yeah, sure. Q: How coo you justify lIal? A: WeD, bell. So what if it hits Doe of our cities? At least the damn godless Commie Russian scum won't get a cradt at it. Q.: 1 beg your pardon sir, but lIat's crazy. A.: Of course it's crazy. It's just crazy enoucb so that the Commie scum won't be .able to fIgUre it out. Gives us the element of surprise, The big day! Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two main reasons. th t First off, it is one of the few days of the year a the hanks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth of Juoe is the other. This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown reason, the hanks enjoy packing up and taking the day off on the slightest excuse; Columbus Day, VG (Victory in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera. The second main characteristic that mak~ Valentine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you can make a fool out of yourself over the years. After kindergarten, when the rest of my class was '., physically forced to give me valentines on the threat of L.-----------------_-J being sadistically beaten with a large spiked club, came the years of oblivion. The whole lime I was m high school, I received one Valentine's card, from a lif~ 1~- surance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin.e s Days cowering under the covers of my bed, Ieigning huhonic plague. . Most cards I gave were less than graciously received, Threats of "Scram, scumzoid," or outbreaks of delirious taughter were often the nonn of the day. By the lime I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself with around half the female population of high school. My valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers unheard of by all hut the greatest astrophysicists. I purchased enough cards to supply a minor African emerging nation with enough paper products for a year. The amounts of money spent could have financed a small colonial war. I became philosophical. The female population obviously didn't appreciate my beller points. How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck while cross-eyed? But cards are what Valentine's Day is aD ahout. Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 major deciduous focests per year. Production even outstrips Sweetest Day and !looses Day combined, hard though that may be to believe. The sheer vartety of card types is amazing in itsell, allowing one to be even more certain than before of buying the wrong card for that certain somebody. The following guide may be helpful when purchasing your Valentine. The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty safe bet if you can't face the embarrassment of rejec· tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, torn to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha, did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark comer and Whimper for three days. The Musical Card_ If we have the technology to lose a multi-billion dollar sallelite in deep space, dammit, we can build a musical valentine if we want to. Luckily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology sinc..e Christmas, the damn things now stop when you close them. Before, the only way you could get them to shut up was hy putting them in a large vat of goulash or by - by John Kovalic by Rick Luehr don't you think? Q.; Well, I suppose, but... A.; Have I told you ahout the other weapons we're working on? We've got guns that shoot crooked. We have bombs that drop copies of Hustler on the enemy . Q.: Hustler? A.: Sure. Those Russians can't get any decent porno over there, so if we give them some it's sure to distract them long enough for our men to move in! Q: But sir ... A.: And then we've got this plan to homh the entire U. S. ourselves so that the godless Russian pinl<o Commie bastard scum won't get the pleasure! And then ... At this point, General Newcomh became very engrossed in his G. I. Joe set, so I quieUy slipped out of the room. By the way, do you know where I can gel my hands on a ticket to !be Soviet Unloa? I bave a feeling, !be way these weapons sound, that that's going to be the safest place to be if there's a war. ********** We live in a world full of dangers. The streets are not safe to walk on after dark. The threat of nuclear holocaust hangs over our heads. Air pollution is destroying our lungs, and acid rain is contaminating our drinking water. But these events pale in the face of the most sinister danger to our well-being in history. The Archies are getting back together. . Yes, I know that sounds too ter· rible to be !rue, but it is. It was reported in Billboard. The horror that was 'bubblegum' music is again ready to manifest itself on a generation that has 00 concept of the disastrous consequences. I'm sure you know what this means. As soon as the door is opened by the Arcmes, the way will be made clear for The Cowsills, Shaun Cassidy, and, yes, even the terrifying Partridge Family. I realize lIal the knowledge of this horrifying fact will cause many among you to panic, but I implore you, keep your heads! Panic will not help. We must act in a clear. headed, rational manner. We must be prepared to fight, yes, even die if necessary. We must not let 'buhblegum' music pervade and desecrate our society. We must act now before it's too late! Feature Editor Brenda Lee, Love's a crazy Thing, take us both, damn it! feeding them to the dog, who would then play 'Jingle Bells' every time he opened hIS mouth. The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone YOU reaDy care by telling them what you wanl to do to them with a large howl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs. Festooned with bullocks and breasts, these cards are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson in anatomy and physiology at the same lime. The Cule Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked belter and they hring in millions every year. Only give these if you know your girlfriend has a strong stomach or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green. I guess one of my main problems was never reaDy knowing what to say. "I really would like to gel to know you beller" was often replaced by "Uh ... er ... Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw to a dark comer for three days, doing my worldfamous wonn impersonation. As a mailer of fact, there is only one time during the year that I would possibly consider more degrading than Valentine's Day itself. The day after Valentine's Day. Logic should, the morning after, have told me to continue tbe wonn impersonation. At least until the rest of the class forgot whal I looked like. n is very humbling to enter a classroom of thiriy students, who just got through passing around the room the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even worse is when the biology teacher joins them. Turning a shade of russet that would make certain lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves. Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke, making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still, when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my youth, as my !rue love turns softly to me and whispers, "Get lost, jerk." Catherine. Hard though this May be to believe, • find myseH Loving you more each day. l 'l'llanday, Februry t, 1 Psycho Babble Just a MX-up Q . Could u pl explain to ~ project that has cost th pub/i so much money can contain , crucW maUunction? A . llunction? What do you n, they could , hee. I n ' t th t Q. · But su-, couldn't one of them hit one of our a.Ui ? Or et·en one of our o~n CJti ? : Oh , e. Q.: Ho caa you justify that' • Well, hell. So what il it h1 on of our cities? At I the damn g die Commie Russian scum won't g ta era at It. Q. : 1 beg your pardon ir, but th t' ~ra.zy. A.: Of course it's crazy. It's j t crazy enough that the Commi scum o t be able to figure i out G,,., us th element of urpri . . " .. b)· Rick Lu br n't th.mk? Q.. \\'ell, I mppo , but... A.: Ha\'e I told you bout th oth pon we· r orldng on? we·~ t guns that hoot crooked . We hay born that drop copi of H tier on the enemy. Q: Hu tier? A : Sure. Thoe Russians can't gel ny d nt porno ov there, so if e giv them some it's ure to distract them long enough for our men to move in! Q: But sir ... A. : And then we'\•e got thlS plan to bomb th entire . S. ourselv so that the godl Russian pinko Commie bastard um on't get the pl ure! And then .. At this pomt, General ewcomb became very engrossed in his G. l . Joe t, I qui Uy lipped out of the room. By the way, do you know where I can get my hands on a tick• et to the Soviet Union? I have a feeling, the way these weapons sound, that that's going to be the saf t place to be if there's a war. ********** We live in a world full of dan· gers. The treets are not safe to walk on after dark. The threat of nuclear holocaust hangs over our beads . Air pollution is destroying our lung . and acid rain is contaminating our drinking water. But these events pale in the face of the most sinister danger to our well-being in history. The Archies are getting back to♦ gether. · Y , I ow that sounds too ter• rible to be true, but it i . It was reported m Billboard . The horror that s bubblegum' music is again r dy to manif t itsell on a gener• ation that has no concept of the disastro consequenc . I'm ure you know hat this means. soon as the door is opened by the Archles, the way will be made cl for The Co ills, haun ·j. dy, and, yes, even the terrifying Partridge Family. I realize that the knowled e of this bomfying fact will cause many among you to panic, but I implore you, keep your heads! Panic \\-;U not help . We must a t in a clearheaded, rational manner. We must be prepared to fight. y , e\·en die if necessary . We must not I t 'bubblegwn' musi pervade and desecrate our I ty. We must act now before it' too late1 RANGEi\ --. The big day! Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two main reasons Fmt off, it is one of the few days of the y~r that the banks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth of June is the other. This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown reason, the banks enjoy packing up and taking th_e day off on the slightest excuse: Columbus Day, VG (Victory in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera. The econd main characteristic that mak~ Valen· tine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you can make a fool out of yourself over the years. by John Kovalic Feature Editor After kindergarten, when the r~t of my class was ph ically forced to give me valentines ?n the threat of L------------------..1 being distkally beaten with a larg~ spiked cl~~· c~e the years of oblivion. The whole time I Wa:i ~ hi_gh hool, I recei\'ed one Valentine's card, from a lif~ ~urance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin_e s Days cowering under the covers of my bed, feignmg bubonic plague. . -t cards I gave were less than graciously receive_d. Threats of "Scram, scumzoid, ·• or outbreaks of delir· ious laughter were often the norm of the day. By the time I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself \\-ith round hall the female population of high school. ~y valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers unheard of by all but the greatest a~trophy~cists. I pur• chased enough cards to supply a mmor Afncan emerg• ing nation with enough paper products for a year. The amounts of money spent could have financed a small colonial war. I became philosophical. The female J>?PU· talion obviously didn't appreciate my better pomts. How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck while cro -eyed? But cards are what Valentine's Day is all about. Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 ma~or deciduous for-ests per year. Production ev outstrips Sweetest Day and Bosses Day combined. hard though that may be to believe. The sheer variety of card types is amazing in itself, allowing one to be even more certain than before of buying the wTOng card for that certain som~y. The following guide may be helpful when purcha mg your Valentine. The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty safe bet iI you can't face the embarrassment of rejec· tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, tom to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha, did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark comer and whimper for three days. The Mu ical Card. H we have the technology to lo e a multi-billion dollar sattelite in deep space, dammit, we can build a musical valentine iI we want to . Luck• ily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology since Chrisbnas, the damn things now stop when you close them Before, the only way you could get them to shut up was by putting them in a large vat of goulash or by Brenda Lee, Love's a crazy Thing, take us both, damn it! feeding them to the dog, who_ would then play 'Jingle Bells' every time he opened his mouth. The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone you really care by telling them what you w~t to do to them with a large bowl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs. Festooned with buttocks and breasts, these cards are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson in anatomy and physiology at the same time. The Cute Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked better and they bring in millions every year. Only give these if you know your girllriend has a strong stomach or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green . I guess one of my main problems was never really knowing what to say. "I really would like to get to know you better" was often replaced by "Uh ... er. ~ Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw to a dark comer for three days, doing my world• famous worm impersonation. As a matter of fact, there is only one time during the year that I would possibly con ider mo e de ding than Valentine's Day itself. The day after Valentine's Day. Logic should, the morning after, have told me to continue the worm impersonation. At least until the rest of the class forgot what I looked like. It is very humbling to enter a classroom of thirty stu• dents, who just got through passing around the room the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even worse is when the biology teacher joins them. Turning a shade of russet that would make certain lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves. Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke, making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still, when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my youth, as my true love turns softly to me and whi pers, "Get lost, jerk. " Catherine, ffilNI though this May be to believe, I find myseH Loving you more each day. sttav-el-Ahroad London calling by TODyRogers I found It interesting that while American 'burbs' typically coosist of pre-fab, subdivision houses less than ten years old, a London borough is often entirely Victorian filled with narrow red brick houses one hundred years old or more. f was lucky enough to live with an English family in Ealing who were wonderf~1 people, and some of my most enjoyable experiences in London were spent with them. Although Ealing is a fair distance from central London, it was easy to get into town using the 'tube: or subway. I've heard it said that, mile for mile, London's tube is more expensive to travel on than Concorde, and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip ticket (over two American dollars), it's not hard 10 believe. But central London is certainly worth the trip. In fact, to explore London nrooerly and get a 'feel' for the city, it is necessary to make many such trips. London is a huge cily, larger than Chicago, but unlike most American cities, London has been built 'out' instead of 'up.' Tbere are taller buildings in Milwaukee than there are in London, so the city is spread out over a vast area with Central London divided into many sections. The first place I wenl to was Pi.,. cadilly Circus. I was still a bit c0nfused by the tube system, ond almost missed the Piccadilly station. There were cars everywhere, it seemed, and even more peop~. I suddenly felt dazed, and this feeling was magnified when I lir13lly looked up and saW the huge, world-fa- Irecently spent three months in Loadon and when asked to write an II1ide for the Ranger on the city and my experiences, I was delighted. Atlirst. M I began to write, attempting to describe London and what there Is to do there, I realized that I had I prnbIem. Ididn't know where to start. Tbere was simply too much puomd to cover, too many places IDd things to include. I couldn't write adequately about such an ineredIbIe city within the conlines of I siJlCIe newspaper article. But I8Dl not one to be deterred by IUCIl obvious prohlems, so I decided to give this article 'the old tOIJe&e lIy: so to speak. If it tums oat lbat one article cannot do justice to London, then I'll write a few 1DlIn, Feature Editor willing. I'll becID at the beginning. Iwst to London as part of UWPIItteviJle's international studies JINIf'Im. and spent a semester IIludJInc It a 'college of higher edutIIloD.' Eng1aDd has basically three ....... of htgher educaton: uni- I8IIlIea, polytechnics and colleges al/llgber education. Universities in iIIclond are much more difficult to pia IIItry to than those in the ~ Slates and can be quite exp. e.D..Il.v.el especially for overseas stu~ Ilived In Ealing, a pleasant boraugb of London. Very few people Iiv« within the city itself. mous neon signs of PIccadilly. . Icrossed the street to the square in the circus center and sal do"" on the steps 01 the stalue 01 Eros. I looked around me; there were other tourists who lool<ed as dazed as Idid and a large group 01 punks, decked out in thelr saturday nighl best. I had never seen anlllunc like them beIore, so like the idiot I am. I tried to take a picture 01 them. One 01 the larger members of the group, a burly fellow WIth I pink mahan several leet high, immediately yelled something at me To this day I'm oot sure what he said, but f think I can guess. 1 qukkly stulled my camera away and sal down aain. I felt like such a tourm, Sobo is ooIy I few blo<ts from Piccadilly, and Iwent there next It wasn't nearly as sleazy as I thougbt it would be. (DlSappou>ted~-M) There were plenty of striptease joints, topless han and sex sbops selling various electroruc rubber Items, but there were l\so many 11>- terestine-looking resla urants-lndian, Greek, IWian and Clunese. just to name I few. Saba IS sale as well. at night, as IS most of London Near Piccadilly are many of Londoa's 'West End' tbealen Tbe CIty boasts In IncredIble ,"nety of pial", musicals, dramas and c0medies, as "ell as lDIlly lvanle-pnle productions in the 'frin&e' tbeatss You could probably go to I difler· ent play eo;ery IUiht of the l-- m London. 1II.'hatl$ espe<Ully lemfic about London theater IS the cost Unlike Broadway, London', West EndisSUlllrislnctJ saw about teD pia. lD Londou and ..... sperll more lIla11 to elghl Amencall dolIan CD IIlJ oee. Another fastlllatin. p was Kulg's Road. wbes-e!DID of \be Clly'S punks oul Here _ n.a lind sbops seI1lDC e<erytiwII from studded leather belts and the Ia ........ ve a1bumI to teD diff colon 01 paull far your mohawk. For shoppul&, there are ..-ral dillermt areas 01 town to c!ledl au Tbe KeftSin&Ioo .,.,. Is wbes-e r.- 01 the bic IieparImeIlt like Harrod', are IoclIted, bullDlDJ 01 tbese are '"er1 ell' he. For cheaper mdf, opeD-et mart.Its .... the place to go Tbe Pet I LaDe' martel near U'OfllOOl the Cam> St martell are p, ond 'e lots 01 _t stull_ 01 .1 junk. but _ the ' PA SI • - 4. - Ala. I fear I riIbt ODe IflJc: 1e ~ do jusli<e to Loadon ru COIll1DUe next more thinp to do lD Loc>doe ond wbes-e, 10 until History 214 Valentines through the ages By Michael Lee Firchow Contrary to popular belief, Valentine', Day did not originate in \be days of Saint Valentine. It actUally started in the primitive era of man's being. It was a time when men were men and women weren't. "Uggh, I goona pull her over my ~ hack and steal her ... uggh ...ugguggh away. Then I gonna kill a pterodactyl and give her its heart CIIZ. "This line was found on a cave wan in a matter of pictures. So henceforth it can be agreed upon that no religious order (or disorder) pve birth to whal is noW referred to as Valentine's Day. Many a state rose and fell before Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated Feb. 14 as the day of shared love. It _ definitely the Greeks who got to the bottom of the meaning and licnificance of it all. The Greeks IiYed in a lime when virgins were Illered, and sacrilices were virgins, lao: -9oenolea' has .been noted for' . saying, "You ask me 'What is piety?' It is not examples nor a pious act, nor even is it what the gods love. It is H_A_L_L_~I_A -R-K!" Another empire rose and fell before Rudy's ascension-the Roman Empire, It was a time when women were women and so were Blow-uP Linda dolis. Young Brutus has been knO\\.'O to have said. "Gee. I was the only person in the class who didn't get a Valentine's Da)' card from Jules, I'u get even ..,..tb hIm for that!" NoW we move to a time. al swash-buckling heroes dashlDg about in suits of annor. TIus ,,-as a time when the Holy Grad IN,as sought for, but the meaning of life wasn'\....roaming amongst the myriads of spouting corpses staggen one lone roan mumbling. '"DOf palO. nor armed fleet, nor ~'. nor ho can stop me from d~Venng my Valentine's day cards··· M we _ leaVe the en 01ernpires, the modern forms nne I 11 IS the arts that are pm-aIent in au walks of n...-louod bfe \'a1tnl1ne's Day becaI1le I tbln« or the until the noveleers retJ~ the name. '()\'eJ5 wer~ \\TIUen about exCUrsIOnsof \O\-e aDd 1'OJ'3.te lllto tbew~~of~ ItwuJtUU time thai Harvey n wrote his IIrst love no 'el- H.rrer Qwnn presents ,\ly t~tim>le Lo'e m CaDterbutY . In the lower nud «Dtral 20th century, the Imagis\S 101 I ether to compose a poem a t Va1eI>- lines Day They wanted to creale the ollidal poem of the 1920 OlympICS. II wenl ",me!hmg like this ThoughUul!y You brought me Many giflS on ValeDIme', Day. BeauWuI l'1o""" that You sent me perfumed the Air. And now at the day the ...... 1 01 Volentine" Day IS nm- _ rampant II IS I Urne .-beD womeo are WOIIleII aDd we used tD lb~lr plac~ Iidren througbool the !aDd 1Il\-ade the lISIes 01 K-Mart lD seardl 01 loIr T Valentine cards thai read HappJ Volenline', Day, Foo' .. WHKOf 25% French Pean RANGER travel Abroad London calling by Tony Rogers I found it interesting that while I recently spent three months in London and when asked to write an article for the Ranger on the city and my experiences. I was deligh ted. At first. As I began to write, attempting to describe London and what there b to do there, I realized that I had 1 problem. I didn 't know where to start. There was simply too much ground to cover, too many places and things to include. I couldn't write adequately about such an incredible city within the confines of 1 single newspaper article. But I am not one to be deterred by such obvious problems, so I decided to give this article 'the old college try,' so to speak. H it turns out that one article cannot do justice lo London, then I'll write a few more, Feature Editor willing. I'll begin at the beginning. I went to London as part of UWPlatteville's international studies program, and spent a semester studying at a 'college of higher education.' England has basically three llvisions of higher educaton: uni\ lfflities, polyteclmlcs and colleges of bigher education. Universities in &:ng)and are much more difficult to pin entry to than those in the United States and can be quite expensive, especially for overseas tudents. I lived in Ealing, a pleasant borough of London. Very few people live within the city itseli. History 214 American 'burbs' typically consist of pre-fab, subdivision houses less than ten years old, a London borough is often entirely Victorian fil. led with narrow red brick ho1 one hundred years old or more. I was lucky enough to live l\ith an English family in Ealing who wer wonderful people, and ome of my most enjoyable experiences in London were spent with them . Although Ealing is a fair distance from central London , it was easy to get into town using the 'tube ,' or subway . I've heard it said that, mile for mile , London 's tube is more expensive to travel on than Concorde , and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip ticket (over two American dollars), it's not hard to believe. But central London is certaml)' rth the trip. In fact, to explore London Prot>erly and get a 'feel' for th city, it is necessary to make many such trips. London is a huge cit , wger than Chicago, but unlike mo t American cities, London built 'out' instead of 'up.' There taller buildings in Mil ukee than there are in London, so the dty is spread out over t th Central London divided into many sections. The first place I cadilly Circus . I fused by th ube most missed the Pi dilly There were car e, t} h r • seemed, and even more peopl suddenly felt dazed, and th1 r was magnified when I finally ed up and saw the hu rld-f Valentines through the age By Michael Lee Firchow ontrary to popular belief. Valentine' Day did not originate in the days of Saint Valentine. It actually tarted in the primitive era of man·s being. It was a time when m n were men and women v.er n't. "Uggh, I gonna pull her over my left back and teal her .. uggh ... ug guggh away. Then I gonna kill a pterodactyl and give her its heart C\12, ''This line was found on a cave wall in a matter of picture . So henceforth it can be agreed upon that no religious order (or disorder) gave birth to what is now referred lo a Valentine's Day. Many a state ro e and fell before Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated Feb. 14 as the day of hared love. It was definitely the Greeks who got to the bottom of the meaning and significance of it all. The Greeks lived in a time when \"irgins were satted, and sacrifices were virgins, too: ·Socrates has • been noted for · ll 1% A Week at the Park Columnist trades places .., RId< LMW V_ .... CrtIIc: I _ lbIl JOU mllll be surprIIed 10 _ me cIoInc Ibis column. • but due 10 !be fact thai I eataiD penon wboof identity I wiI DOl rOYtllI. ISide /rom the Ilct that his ....... IS RobbIt Eicbhom. rtf..... to do It WtIl lllyWay ....... goes notbin TIlt romle "TradiDg Pleees" wiU be shown this a1ttmoon at 3:30 and will be repeated tomorrow at 1:30 IIld 7 30 P m IIld 01> Sund3y al 2 pm. Thls R.... led leature iJ _ led by PAD UD: entitled "Blick W....... : "~11 Agalns,lIle Odds - Imlll" 01 Black Wom.. La Ill. ArIa," by Is, Freida High·Wastk- ~onl' 01 UW-Madis.n will be pr nled tonight at 7 p.m. In Union 104 TIlt program Is Iree and 0POll to the public, Also tonigbt there will be a dance 'eaturi., 'JIox" at 8:30 p.m. 'n UNOn SqIWe. Admission IS $1 lor I P.n.ide .tudent and $2 'or a euet The dance Is sponsored by th er-popular PAD Friday It I p.m. there will be a paoUy rMcWrc .., Prof. W1IIie Hoy lJowtlDs IIld Dorice Home entilled "Block Poetry aad !be BIatk Expon.-:' The reading iJ Iree and 0peII to the public. Friday tv......,. there will be I coocert by the WiJconsln Conlemporary Music Forum al 8 p.m. in the Commurucauon Arts 1'hf-atpr TIlt concert is free and 0peII 10 the public. On Sunday It 2 p.m. the film "Piu&e" will be shown in the Unioa CIDema. TIlt film is part 01 !be Foreip Film Series. Some tickets do remain 01> sale lor Sunday's shoWUl/l . A roundtable entitled "wtsce •. sU's Reveaue Sbariog: Good. or Bad1" by Senator John Maurer (DKenosha) will be presented Monday at noon in Union 106. The program is free and 0POll to the public. On Tuesday !bere will be a CoIleehouse at noon in Union Square, leaturmg comedian Joel Madis ••. All are welcome; admission is free. sponsored by, guess who, PAB. Joel Madison will also appear al 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is Iree with your basketball exchange Ucket or $3 Also on Tuesday, the film "MaIc: oIm X" wiU be shown at 7 p.m. in the UniOft Cinema. Admission is lree, sponsored by, this is gelting redundant, PAB. A workshop, uExerclse as it Re- Ia,es 10 W.Iloess," by Beth Roberson, will laIce place on Wednesday, Feb. 15 in Union 106. The workshop is free and 0POll to tile pUblic. ********** Jusl a personal aside to my editor, you know him, you love him, you can'l live without him, John Kovalic: U you ever make me do tIlis again, I'U break your kneecaps. Whey Chai... The way Chinese food ought to be". WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE Fast Affordable Delicious Wh~y ~hai <:hin~5<Z1(<Z5taurant Chinese Restaurant DOH 2683~,Rd 312·7M>-3003 ICINOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 ....................... 10% off Discount with Parkside I. D. (Racine WMy Chell only) ValId Unil February 15,1984 Once Ober Easy A nutty kind of guy "Salted Peants," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing Facts" compiled by E. C. McKenzie. This fun-filled coDection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated." Facts like 'The Statue 01 Liberty weighs 225 tons," "The common house fly does not breed tn Alaska," and "/I is not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ was ever sick," fill the 120 pages. Wonderful. These would be made exciting if a paragraph 01 evidence followed each alleged truism, But, alas, readers musl laIce E. C. 's word. Because most 01 these are not highly-though-of, there must be many unshelled peanuts lying around. My research has cracked open the covers to other unknown facts. As wilb Mr. McKenzie's findings, you must take my word on these. ********** Dust settles on things, never in. The driving habits 01 United Postal Service mailmen initiated the phrase, "Look out, honey, here comes a truck!" Kenosha roads are places where tires lear to tread. Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in every human eye. Salad dressing received its name from a medieval harlequin named Josey the Pussycat. TIlt Charge 01 tile Light Brigade was contracted tbrough General Electric. In 1857, lbe lirst community mannequin lire was lit in Brizboe, Maine. /I is reenacted every June 30 to commemorate the incoming fiscal year. Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local weather patterns. . Cows wagging their tails indicate their joy in being noticed by passmg molorists. Cows drink a third 01 their intake at night... ...which creates the alcohol content in homogenized milk .... which gives them a hangover, causing them to moo ...milling around swinging singles' barns. /I is possible lor a rainbow to lorm Irom a runny nostril. Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February 25, 1876. It is possible lor lish to ice skate (just toss one across the ice.) Overweigbt boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin while training. . In tile year 205 B.C., the Romans passed a law prohibIting tile use 01 squirrel pelts as doormats. It is p....pbesied in lbe Bible lbat someone would score 100 points in a professional basketllall game. In Baltimore it is illegal lor bums to sleep on the wrong SIde 01 the street in winter. It is impossible lor a game show host 10 become successful In another role. Benjamin Franklin dyed his bair bald. 84% 01 a raw jok. is malicious. The largest potato ever baited weigbed twenty-live pounds. It was pIcked August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho. The potato was 18 "lcbes long with a circumference 01 - by Dick Oberbruner seven inches. It was garnished with six pounds 01 sour cream. Daylight Savings Time was introduced before tbe sun came up.l Hall 01 the world's problems are in the United States. The other half do not matter. . The sky above us contains nOlT! Sagan tons 01 bot JI1r. Around 1900, J. Cavendish Gunner invented electrically heated socks. . Blindlolded tests, have proven that joggers can rerog_ mze their partners by smell. ********** Pig iron is made from the same ingredients as hot dogs. ' "Shenandoah" means "pass your cheese sandwich to the virgin." ~~COhOI has a way of turning anyone into a corne- A sn~ is the most violent bodily lunction. A r~plst commits a crime of violence. A sneezing rapist is the most dangerous being on earth. King George I, 01 England, losl his socks in a poker game. He subsequently contracted pneumonia and died. The. silly word 'supercallilragilisticexpialidocious' was discovered on an LSD trip. Toads and frogs are olten conlused. Toads give oil warts when kissed. Frogs turn into handsome princes. Russian KGB agents are nicknamed 'gremlins.' Ostriches bury their heads lor lear 01 blushing in public. Las Vegas and Reno are the only two ciUes in Nevada. "Kissin'. Cousins," an Elvis Presley mOVie, can never be shown m lhe state 01 Utah. The summertime dredging 01 Lake Mnkwonago helps to leed tbe Southeast Asian relugees outside 01 Ft. McCoy, Tbe three most level regions in the United Slates are Illinois, Louisiana and Fritz Holling's bald spot. The lirst organized baseball game was played in 1673. Joliet beal Marquette 27 to 18. , In lbe state 01 Maine, it is illegal to swim in a bathtub. The highest bodily temperature ever recorded was at a busmess meeting in Kilchen, Nebraska on July 17. 1987. Max Van RUIl, County Seed Dispatcher, recorded 121 degrees Celsius. It is good luck lor American boxers to wear red, white and blue athletic supporters. Marijuana snifling police dogs are always high. . Sociological researcb has proven that janitors are in- VISIble unless needed. 1 A Week at the Park Columnist trades places free and open to th u.-n•rtc -<l•np, " er • it C• ~ e!UDess," by Beth Rober• p on 'edn a), nion 106. The workd open to the public. ********** Whey Chai ... fhe way Chinese food ought to be ... WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. MAGE Fast Affordable Delicious he? ' Chai thin<?5<? f<estauraot Chinese Restau ant DON 2683 Sheridon Rd 312-7"6-3003 ••••••••••••••••• ICINOSHA 512 571h 6'>5300 •••• 10% off Discount wtth Parkside I. i>. (Racine Whey Chai only) Val d Unfll February 15, 1984 Once Ober Easy A nutty kindof guy "Salted Peanuts," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing Facts' compiled by E . C. kKenzie. This fun-filled collection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated ." F like ' The tatue of Liberty weighs 225 tons," " The common house fly does not breed tn Alas~." and " ll • not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ ras e..-er , " fill the 120 pages. 'ond rful. Th would be made ex<.'iting if a paragraph of evid n follo ·ed each alleged trui m But, alas, readers e E. C.' word. Beca mo t of th se re not highly-though-of, there m t be many un helled peanuts lying around . 1y r rch has cracked open the covers to other unkno 11 fa cts. As with ir. McKenzie's findings , you m t e my word on th e. ********** ttl · on things , never m . The driving habits of nited Po ta! Service mailmen initiated the phrase, "Loo out, honey, here comes a tru k l" Keno ha roads are plac where tires fear to tread. Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in every human eye . d dr ng received i name from a medieval harlequin named Josey the Pus ycat The Charge of the Light Brigade wa contracted through General Electric. In 1857, the first community mannequin fire was lit in Brizboe, laine. It 1S reenacted every June 30 to commemorate the incoming fiscal year. Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local weather patterns . Co s wagging their tails indicate their joy in being noticed by passing motorists. Cows drink a third of their intake at night... ... wruch creates the alcohol content in homogenized milk .w.wh1ch gives them a hangover, causing them to moo ••. milling around swinging ·ingles' barns . It is po 'ble for a rainbow to form from a runny nostril. Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February 25, 187 . It is po ible for fish to ice skate (just toss one across the ice. ) Overweight boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin while training. . ~ . the )'ear 205 B. C., the Romans passed a law prohi b1ting the use of squirrel pelts as doormats. It is prophesied in the Bible that someone would re 100 points in a professional basketball game. In 8a:!timore it is illegal for bums to sleep on the wrong de of the street m "'inter. It is ~~ible for a game how ho t to become sucuJ m another role. Benjamin Franklin dyed his hair bald. 84 of a raw joke is malicious. The largest ~tato ever baked eighed twenty-five pounds . It was p1~ed August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho. The potato 18 inches long with a circumference of by Dick Oberbruner seven inches . It was garnished with six pounds of sour cream. 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Personals IItJDDY AND Marilyn: Thanks for IIiIIID& Bruce Springsteen to the END!! ====~-- WANTED: GIRLS with low moral values and high expectations for short term physical relatiODShip. Ask for Nick in the Ranger Office. KURT: WHY don't yoa get a hair cut?? PAUL VOLKER: the utility muimization defense? Well Jenny! IME JENNV: LET'S go maximize our utililies. IMEROSK CONFUNCTION SUMPTION! C0nfound it, Jenny. Imerosk. DAVID ARNONEE is not the biggest Arnonee in the world. GffiL TROUBLES? Send her to me ....Tbe Doctor. FRIEND: WHAT were you doing at Crickets on saturday?? Toots LORIE APOLOGIZE'l to ....,..- at Cri<:tets saturday Di&lrt. TO ANNFITE G. You poinl worts of art: You're ODe youndI'l Jeff RICK, I'M DOl refusu>c to do • A WEEK AT THE PARK." I'm simply avoiding the drafl IKE KAREN T.: My 10"., lor yoa is \II the glisteIunc petals of the rose. A Noa Emious. MR. M. I know about yoar "Sboe Fetish!!., IloteI SUs>e JANET: 'lIEARTS' Do lbe 'bearts' represent any bidden 'Rlua" needs? Hotel e. .JE]I,.'W: WE "" )'00 ThIE AUGIE SCHMIDT. ba", a ..... 1 time in FIonda I'm sure 10 yoa'My JE rADIE. Coeo D£AIlfST DON: You're the I yoa're fiDe. iD,.,.. be my VaIoDtme' JOlIN: IIAPPY SDopb_ IlIrr" TnsIl JEJ'F CAL,,"!:ItT. 1 stars aDd .... pronDl't MOLLY: I'M hfe Ill'" .,..". lhou&b the etbaII III ... a PARKSIDE UNION PRESENTS 'PRINS BREAI< INDAVTONA BEACH TlfIS QUAUJY TJIIP INCU1DES • Round trip motor coach tr8nspotabOn ~ uttTa·modern way coaches to Daytona Beach. Flonda ~ friday a. Unlike others. we use the newest style: bvte5 ..... truly quality ride. • Seven nights accommodattons at the DO ng and k Daytona I"n, toeated a1 219 Soutt\ AttanbC Avenue In 08'ytcIM Beach. This II a defuxe ocanfront hotM k)c81rec1 right 1M center aree of the strip. The hotet l\u • pool. bf,g patty deCk coffee shop, 8 great bar, .... cond bOf\lnQ. and COIOt TV. Thq, hotel Is bOth the c.ntef 01 a lot of actaon and • good dN. class hOte4. • Great poot deck partteS. contests. Of ec - f"M.1tY 10 meel people and I\aW • good bmI • Optkmal excurs.ons avaUabie to DIsney World. Epcot ttawatiaft luau's, party boats, and other attracbOnS • An entire list of bar and restaurant d scoonts lor you \0 ute everyday to save money, a1 placet you would go • • The servICeS 0' full hmtI rravel repl .... 'ta a'l8itebMI to throw parties and take good care of you • All taxes and oratut1teS ThJa fa .. trip /04' die .tIIde'" doat ~ ...... tlte ,,1UJIlIv 0/ .... s"... ......._.K....".·..• If you care abOut where you stay. wtt.at kIOd of buS yOU rlde how good your partIes. dIscounts and e.cufSiQnS are up before this lrip IS rull. Echo Travel has been rw.mbet one quality college tour opera10r to Daytona for many years year handling over 9.000 peep..- dur ~ $p' no 8«ta &>One ..... J)oII"f .... die JlISM 0/ II -. .... ••• ,. SIG UP OWAT PARKSIDE U 10 OFFICE RM. 209 8· 4:30 OR FOR MORE I FORMAT10 CALL 553·2281 MABCH'. J8, 1984 Anwm., __ tty ECHO TRAVEl.. INC. IJW(P......./de) 5229 QUAD occuPANCY 2BUSES FILLED TAKING WAITING UST FORSRD TO IGHT! FE UNION SQUARE DOORS OPEN AT 8:00 P. '1 . UWP Studen '2· Guests P.rttekM t. D. 8ftCI ... I. D. ,.qul,.... • new, ---- - -~ - WANTED: GIRLS With low man1 values and high eq,edatiaas lor short term physical relatioosbip Ask for Nick in the Rqer Office. KURT: WHY don't ,- get a llair cul?? PAUL VOLKER: the utility maimization defeme? wen Jenn)'! JME JENNY: LETS go maxirnbe om utilities. IMEROSK CONFUNCTION SUMPTION! CODfound it, Jenny. lmerost. DA VlD ARNONEE Is not the biggest Amonee in the world. GIRL TROUBLES! Send her to me .... Tbe Doctor. FRIEND: WHAT were ,ou doing at Crickets on Saturday!'! Tools PRESENTS RINI BREAR 11 0AVTONA B Cfff.JS, JtN 'IJMW.1.IJ'INC. ,.... .... , 2BUSFS RU.ED TAKING WM11NG UST FORSIID g Race for Science by Palrida Camhie Sporu Editor Held here Feb, 5 on the National Cross Country Ski Course was a beDeflt 15K croso country ski race. Tbe beaelil was held for the IIlomediraJ Researcb Institute here on campus Preparing for the race was not an easy task. said race coordinators Ed Wallen and Kai Hansen. Wallen IS a prof essor at Parkside and Hansen IS president of the Nordic Ski Club. Hansen said. "W. worked hard on the trails getung them ready for the race. There was not enough snow lor a good track. so we had to shovel snow onto the track to cover the bare spots." Wailea abo commeated, "We IpeDt about 100 man houn groom_ inll the tract. making sure it was IOOd before the raee." The day 01 Ibe raee, the tract ... Ot for competition. The hard _ on the course paid aU. The compeliton liked Ibe course. "The compelilloD ~y loved the course. Some said It ... the best one \bey we-e .... 011." said Wallen. One 01 the lop IoraJ competiton ... Hansen. who was third on the open and sixth overall. His lime for the 15K (ew 10.2 miles) was 52:02. He commented. "1 was pretty happy with bow 1 did. It was about what I normally finish:' The weather played a factor SUnday. There ... lOme SIlOW a!ld the - _ eoId. ..1I ..... ·t bolber you lOll madl once you get started, .. Hansen ald. Otber top competitors w.r. Terry Daley rrom Menomonee Falls. who carne in first overall. His oYeraIl f_ lime was 46:27. The ski ra<e was also sanctioned by the USSA (United States Ski Association) as a junior Olympic tryout race. Terry Daley was on. of the people trying out. He is a hopeful for the U. S. Olympic team. He is young and has improved very much in the past few years. The second place winner was Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc with a lim. of 51:53. From Racine were marathon runners Reith and Kim Merritt. Keith was fourth in his class. and Kim placed second in the women's open. The winning woman was Elfriede Finnegan, a member of the Nordic Club. WIth a tim. of 70:28. For fun, there was a 5K race, won by Jim Didomenigo in 22:53. The benefit was a success. "I'd say about $1000 was raised for the Institut e," Wallen said. Th•• vent was sponsored by Parkside's Bio- Med Research Institute and the Nordic Ski Club. "Considering the weather. which was cold and windy. w. had about 200 competitors. It was a picturesque race," said Wallen. - • 'nie ~ race ia the cold aad mow. EJms:irJg Claus leads team ""cola, 1Ddiaaa: Senior Sabine Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21 bouts and junior BiD Thomas won 8 01 9 bouts in a acbedu1ed five-team loumament at Tli-state University on Feb. 4. . Claus led the team with a 90 percent win ratio. Thomas followed closely with a 89 percent ratio. Competing against Parksid.·s finest were Notre Dam •• SI. Mary's BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH pr••• nt.: (60'., 70'., 80'.) Friday, February 10 8:30 pm • 12:30 am MIND IF I SMOKE? Saturday, February 11 1:30 pm • 12:30 am NO COVER CHARGE WITH PARKS/DE /0 All bar drinks & beer $1.00 FEDS Wed., Feb. 15 After Midnight (Top 40) Specie' ALABAMA SLAMMERS 50< 11:30 pm • 12:30 em •• • • .....- .... . '" . .. -- . Academy. Tli-5tate U. of Angola and Cleveland Stat. U. Also scoring for the Rangers were Rick Ogren and Whitney Harmon with their first coDegiat. victories. Coach Loran H.in was Visibly heart.ned by the performances of aU of his fencers. "Claus' achievem'nt was remarkabl •. I'm glad she proved to us and to herself that she ean win big," he said. Because they are lacking six (encers, the Ranger duelists were unabl. to d.feat any of the oth.r teams. Th.y had to forfeit 21 of 39 points against each school. Four of the team's fencers are first-year athl.tes. On Feb. 11 the Rang.r f.ncing team WIll Irav.l to Madison to take on the Badg.rs. Michigan Stat. and Minnesota U. ~Women remain at .500 by Patricia Camhie Sports EdItor Th. women won one and lost on. to sustain their record at the .500 mark. Friday was a day for victory when the women walked off with a 63-58 win against Stevens Point. Th.y were down the whol. gam e, but m the last four minutes th.y slo1e lb. gam •. "We were down the whole game, and Iben at 4:45 l.ft in the gam. w. tied it at 58 and th.y didn't scor. the last four and one-half minutes of the gam •• and w. did. I was glad we won," said Coach Noreen Goggin. Scores were in the double figures for three outstanding play.rs. Jeann. Jacobs scored a t.am high of 19 points and 11 r.bounds. Deb Ambroso chalked up 16 points and Tracit Sylv.ster added 10 points to the score. The women lost to Green Bay the n.xt day. 78-57. L.ading scorers were Robin Henschel with 16 points. Deb Ambruso with 14 points and J.ann. Jacobs with 100 points and 10 r.bounds. ~~~-~-----~ . "Green Bay's a good team. We couldn't stop their fast break." said Goggin. "They shot real w.n from the floor and they didn't beat US ill any other categories. Except the score." She added, "They were probably on. of the best teams we played this year:' Soon the playoffs will be under way and the women will get another chance at the team. Goggin comm.nt.d. ..It·s like Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset w. lost to th.m. W. played good th.r •• but w.·ll g.t a chance to play th.m in the playoffs. Now w. know what we have to do. It Intramural basketball These are the standings for the Intramural Basketball league after two games played: ' Mezolongs Chumley'S Revenge Finn's Team 6.S.0. Cancer Research Dick- Tators Nato Ministers The Dropouts W L o 2 o 2 2 0 o 2 2 0 o 2 2 0 2 0 Ranger needs sportswriters .. .... .- . ~. • Nordic skiing Race for Science by Patricia Cmnbie Sports Ecli&or Held here Feb 5 on the ational Cross Country Course was a benefit mt mm country ski race . Tb~ benefit s held for lhe BIClmeaacal R __ ..,, ., lnstitut here llo tommeated, • e spent t 100 man hours groomthe era • making SUtt it was before tbe race." The day of tbe race, tbe track flt for competition. The hard wort oa tbe course paid off. The competlton liked tbe course. ''The c:ompetltion rtdy loved tbe course. It tbe best one they 1"!fe e¥tr oa."' Slid Wallen. by the USSA (United States Ski Association) as a junior Olympic tryout race. Terry Daley was one of the people trying out. He is a hopeful for the . S. Olympic team . He · young and has improved very much in the past (e yean. The second place winner was Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc with a time of 51 :53 . From Racine were marathon eith and K101 lemtt. Keith fourth in his class, and Kim p ed second in the \\omen ' o n The ' nning man was Elfried Finn n, a member of the 'o rdJc Oub, wi th a ti me of ; o•~ . For fun , th re was a SK rac e, n by Jim 01 menigo in 22 53. The benefit was a u . " I'd say about $1000 was raised for the Institute, " Wallen said . The event ponsored by Parkside ' s Bioed Research Institute and the ordic: Ski Club . "Considering the weather, which cold and windy, we bad about 200 competitors. It was a picturesque rac:e," said Wallen. Fencing One of the top local competitors Hamea. wbo third on tbe open and sixth overall. His time for Claus leads team the lJK (CII' 10.2 miles) ~ :02 . He commuted. "I a pretty bappy tb bow I did. It was bout t I normally finish.'' The tber played a factor SunJ . There 101De snow eel the eold. "I& doea't bodter you too madl oace you get IW1ed.''Hamenaid. Otb r top competitors were T rry D ley from Menomonee Fallt, who came in fint overall . His overall time 41 :27. The also sanctioned by Alex Damu Altpla, IDdiua: Senior Sabine Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21 bouts and junior Bill Thomas won 8 of I bouts in ,a ICbedwed five-team tournament at Tri-State University on Feb. 4. • Claus led the team with a 90 percent win ratio. Thomas followed closely with a 89 percent ratio. Competing against Parkside's finest were otre Dame . St. Mary 's BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH preaenta: (60'a, 70' , 80's) Friday, February 1 O 8:30 pm • 12:30 am MIND IF I SMOKE? S turday, February 11 1:30 pm • 12:30 am NO COVER CHARGE WITH PARKSIDE ID FEDS Wed., Feb. 15 After Midnight (Top 40) Special ALABAMA SLAMMERS So« 11:30 pm• 12:30 am Academy. Tri-State U. of Angola and Cleveland State u. Also scoring for the Rangers were Rlclt Ogren and Whitney Harmon with their first collegiate victories. Coach Loran Hein was visibly heartened by the performances of all of his fencers. "Claus' achievement was remarkable. I'm glad she proved to us and to herseli that she can win big ," he said . Becau e they are lacking six fencers , the Ranger duelists were unable to defeat any of the other teams . They had to forfeit 21 of 39 points against each school. Four of the team 's fencers are first -year athletes . On Feb. 11 the Ranger fencing team will tra\'el to Madison to take on the Badgers , Michjgan State and Minnesota U. Visit Kfnosha "s LARGEST Rfcord lkpartment Basketball Women remain at .500 by Patrida Camble Sports Ecli&or The women won one and lost one to sustain their record at the .500 mart. Friday was a day for victory when the women walked off with a 63-58 win against Stevens Point. They were down the whole game, but in the last four minutes they stole the game. "We were down the whole game, and then at 4 :45 left in the game we tied it at 58 and they didn't score the last four and one-half minutes of the game, and we did . I was glad we won, " said Coach oreen Goggin . Scores were in the double figures for three outstanding players. Jeanne Jacobs scored a team high of 19 points and 11 rebounds . Deb Ambruso chalked up 16 points and Tracie Sylvester added 10 points to the score . The women lost to Green Bay the next day , 78-57. Leading scorers were Robin Henschel with 16 points, Deb Ambru.so with 14 points and Jeanne Jacobs with 100 points and 10 rebounds . l DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. "Green Bay's a good team. We couldn't stop their fast break," said Goggin. "They shot real well from the floor and they didn't bat us in any other categories. Except the score ." She added, "The:, Wett probably one of the best teams played this year." Soon the playoffs will be under way and the women will get another chance at the team. Goggin commented, "It's like Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset we lost to them. We played good there, but we'll get a chance to play them in the playoffs. Now we know what we have to do." Intramural basketball These are the standings for the Intramural Basketball League, after two games played: Mezolongs Chumley's Revenge Finn 's Team B.S.O. Cancer Research Dick-Tators Nato Ministers The Dropouts Ranger needs w 0 0 2 0 2 0 2 2 sportswriters • L 2 2 0 2 0 2 0 0 en's basketball angers frustrate Ft; Wayne into quitti g 'Iller never returned to finish the ';' was crazy. I think he (Tim ..... coach of Indiana)- made a iIIiiIIb," Coach Rees Johnson ... "That was not acceptable he- .lI.I.II.I.r...It.'.s.like taking your ball and - Coach ." :fte1laDgers won the game 63-42 '1IIere was no justification for III kiDd of behavior." Johnson ..... "Quite frankly we domi- HIed tbem. The coach was was great to play them." fnIIrated but there's no excuse." Before this was the ChicagoState Frustration did set in for !UPU- game played Jan. 31 at Chicago ft. Wayne. The Rangers outshot State. They lost this game 76-71. 11m III almost every count. Lead- Leading scorers for Parksid. IIInboanders were "The Bruise were Arthur RUDdles, BIian Dig- ........ Erik Womeldorf and gins and Erik Womeldorf. IlIIe MatiA:. Chicago is a more mature, well- 1oweger, Parkside had more estahlisbed team ranked filth in the -...w. ee louis. "I don't think the nation right now. Parkside's basket. beiDg unfair, but he (Rus- ball team is not as well establisbecl ..... 1IlId at that last call on the and is lacking the experience of aD ... mot at the ball. It Irustrat- established team . .. ....... said Johnson. "We played well, but we couJdD't • players' reaction was one of stay with them," said JohllSOll. Johnson said, "Our guys This Saturday night once again WIlbey made them quit. They the Rangers play Chicago State OIl ......... at them. One of the their home turf. "'- up to me alter and said, Johnson commented. "Thi. ,.., quit on us, coach!' " should be a great game; we're loot· ~ added. "I was pleased ing for an upset. Our defensive • - ooera11 performance. This matchup bothers them It sbouId be - of the best games of the exciting." .... ,_ ....... the ~ We dominated them and it Lake County Marathon II)' Patricia Cumhie Sports Editor 1bursday night the field- 11Mturned into the twilight =Illetrhe Indiana Universityteam and coach left for the with about 4 minutes left to .... Put, IL-"Plans for the • LIb County Marathon, sched· ..... AprIJ 29, are well under- .., ... iIIcorporate several admin- ....... IIId functional changes to ~ tbe race," announces Mar- ... Olainnan Barry Seiller. • most significant change in ~_1tM marathon, formerly the - County Heart Marathon, is aelalDihc of a new charitable co- ..... the Dlinois Special Olyrn- \Ila (80). The ISO Ia a program of ~ fitness, sports training and ~":.tcompetition for mentally children and adulls. The ~ is based in Normal. IL ~ bas a marathon office in High- ~ Park Which it 'hares with the ~~barban Special Recreation _. The ISO will receIve JIItoeds from the Marathon. . • Marathon outgrew the re- ~~ of the Hean Association of -=:-County, but the association SUpportive and many of nn.~bers are still involved . .....,. changes to be made for .. ""'s ra<e include a more ef- ~ COuntdown clock at the -:... l:OUrse alterations to improve -- aalely in Lake Forest; an ~ pre-race seminar and diniIIr; lIId improvements to increase i)l the awards cererno- "That was not acceptable behavior It's like taking your ball and going home. " Rees Johnson The Lake County Marathon is III annual event beId in the spnIlC :: northeastern D\iDOis. The route the 26.2 mile foot race winds through the nortI>em suburbs ~ Chicago a10nI the lake. SpeciaI tures of the race include :..::::: neous ball-marathon; a . for runners from the fi,nis~~ Ravinia ParI< to the start .. . more than I ,000 local. YOhsnlftn. and and 100 corporate eontnbutors. 15 2,340 entries from more~3 to states, representing ages II I I I..... P.... ~ Indoor track season coUI.:~.1:' I.I...,lI;;i., .p G ChIcIlgO S .. auna,/. F b. 1 L .. ~_ .~. Tu edII,/. F b.1 7:30 p.m. Ph'/ d c....... Student tick $1 In edv P E. eel... 2.50 at doOf Plus po8'"9-- .,...,..,,,-,,,, U 011 - It's ".. wiIfl "fOfI' " .... feCf.. • ... Feb. H. DeItCl,,· . • OJ. pillS " N/gIIf F,... Qu.... , I'ouItllefS; F.b.. If, Joel Madiso". c:omllf.i.". pillS Hertt.ee Food Pizz. SpecJ.L ScP.£,C.sIA~L ATTRACTION Feb. U: Soup ICiteItM ... _ LocaIn. .... basketball gers frustrate Ft . .-That was not acceptable behavior, It's like taking your ball and going home. " -Coach Rees Johnson was great to play them ·• Before this was the Chi go State game played Jan. 31 at Chi State. They lost this game 7&-71 Leading scorers for Parbide were ArthlD' Randles, Brian Ditgins and Erik Womeldorf.. Chicago is a more mature. established team ranked fiftb llae nation right now. Parbide' • ball team is not as .. .....,,, and is 1addng the espeneace al established team. "We played well. but coulD stay with them," said Jobmon. This Saturday night once the Rangers play Cbicago their borne turf. John on comment~. " should be a grat pme; 're ing for an upaet. Our M~te matchup bothers them It --S • exciting." • '.5 ..,._ eam hu out in LaCro se Happy Valentine's Day - I I est ers dominate once again Parkside victory. eam quette, Michlcan to take on Northern fdichigan, who is ranked 13th. Parkside again upped its record to 11-2 with a very intense 26-22 victory. Vania started out the meet by receiving a forfeit to put Parkside on the scoret>oard - 134 pounder Kluge came away with a 13-1 superior decision O\'er MU's Chris Gilman . Mike Winter wrestling at 142 pounds w n a clo e and exciting 12- 11 decision o ·er Rich Friberg. At 158 , Dick on again dominated Ethan Barger by a score of 19-4 . Yde on an important 10-9 deci - on o ·er m Captain Tim Jones. Ted Keye , 177 pounder , then upped hb te.im-leading 37-6 record with an 11-1 major decision over Derric Muno to close out the Sto.gmm~ Parkside coach J· mented, "I was • un Kocti couple of close vi~ ~ers pulled ' out. Ev 1be mg to wrestle at ~ II now. The main idea ., be bett ~ave everyone Jleaking laid tionals, which is J·ust ,i.....~ away." -~ ~ter wrestling a dou agamst Carthage and Ori hie at home, the team "111 cae., Frid~y to Wheaton, DJ lra\'tl ~te m the Wheaton eoi~. tional. The Rangers ~ th_er~ last year and !e wm.Jt this year. Th . ~ petition out of 20 ~ chief Drake University w~ !ournament last year. OIi Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PUAB keeps status quo by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Twenty ounce beers will continue to be sold in the Union Square and Recreation Center if the recommendation made by PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) is accepted by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle and Chancellor Alan Guskin. The committee decided last Friday that people will less "likely share products served in individual containers, such as 20 ounce beers, than those made for sharing, such as pitchers of beer. In a prior recommendation, PUAB decided that pitchers and wine carafes be eliminated from daily service in the Union Square and Recreation Center. Twenty ounce beers nearly went by the wayside last week when the committee considered reducing the large beer size to 16 ounces. A majority of PUAB members felt that reducing the beer size by four ounces would lessen the possibility of people sharing their drinks. The issue was brought up for reconsideration by the committee and then overruled by the motion to continue serving 20 ounce beers. Included in the recommendation is a stipulation stating that the issue of retaining 20 ounce beers on campus will be open to reevaluation at any time, depending on the student compliance with the state drinking age laws. Committee member Florence Shipek said, "Twenty ounce beers should continue to be sold on campus. However if sharing takes place, then students should realize that the 20 ounce beers will be eliminated." The committee discussed how the new drinking age laws will be enforced on campus and how the Union Square and Recreation Center should be monitored. The committee is considering creating a policy which would require two forms of identification when purchasing an alcoholic beverage. PUAB feels that if purchasers show a campus identification and a drivers license, for example, it would reduce the possibility of the Union attracting an influx of non-students and fake identifications. Monitoring the Union Square and Recreation Center and disciplining law violators was also discussed at the PUAB meeting. Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said that a way of monitoring these areas as inexpensively as possible, should be a consideration. Some ideas on how to discipline violators were generated at the meeting. These included: lifting the student identification card, reporting them to Security or area police and possibly barring them from using the Union Square or Recreation facilities. These recommendations and discussions are taking place so that PUAB can aid the university in complying with the new drinking age laws, effective July 1. (L to R) EVAN HANDLER, ZAKES MOKAE and RAY ARANHA Zakes* Mokae RTv Ar^h E^/j'^OIiP ^n(' ^ written and directed by Athol Fugard. Starring white youth « "Harold" to accent series Tickets are now on sale for the presentation of one of the most acclaimed plays of recent years, "Master Harold and the Boys," at Parkside on Sunday, Feb. 19 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $12 ($7 for students) for the 1982 Broadway play which INSIDE Interview with Chancellor Alan Guskin Capsule College offers enrichment Faschingfest celebrates German life Wrestling team rolls on won numerous critical awards and was regarded by many critics as the best play of the year. Tickets can be purchased in person or by telephone (553-2345), using MasterCard, at the Campus Union Information Center from 8 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday and until 4 p.m. on Friday. All seats are reserved. Sponsored by the Accent on Enrichment Series, "Master Harold" will feature Zakes Mokae, who created the role of Sam in its New York run and won the Tony Award for the best actor for his portrayal. Other awards garnered by "Master Harold" include the Outer Critics Circle Award for outstanding Broadway play and outstanding direction, and the Drama Desk Award as outstanding new play. Although the epic, "Nicholas Nickleby," edged "Master Harold" for the Tony Award for best play, a number of serious critics disagreed, including the New York Times' Frank Rich, who said the Athol Fugard work "is likely to be an enduring part of the theater long after most of this Broadway season has turned to dust," and ranked Fugard among the top three playwrights in the world. Other critics were just as enthusiastic: "...one of the great plays of our time," Kevin Kelly, Boston Globe. "...an incomparable theater experience," Edwin Wilson, Wall Street Journal. "...a perfect work of art," Douglas Watt, N. Y. Daily News. "...a triumph and unforgettable," Clive Barnes, N. Y. Post. Fugard, a native South African who also directed his work, is one of the most celebrated of contemporary playwrights, having won the New York Drama Critics Circle Award for best 1980 p lay, "A Lesson from Aloes," and several other Tony nominations for both writing and directing. Jack Kroll of Newsweek magazine has written, "If there is a more urgent and indispensable playwright in theater than Athol Fugard, I don't know who it could * be." -"Master Harold" is Fugard's 16th play since 1959 and the first to have its world premiere outside South Africa. It opened at the Yale Repertory Theater in March, 1982 and moved to Broadway in May. Fugard, 52, also has written two screenplays and one novel. Set in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on a wet and blustery afternoon in 1950, the play has three characters: Hallie, a young white student, and Sam and Willie, two blacks who work in a restaurant-the St. Continued on page 3 Vol. 12, No. 19 ' 'THI S PAPER ^ SURE HAS CHANGED SINCE RUPERT ^ MURDOCH JPS BOUGHT I T... ARE TMFyVN DRUGGING ® | ourowmpiAns? 'N£W PIX JACKIE O. (fgtf #* Sun-Times*^ • GHOST^ WlvfOIMROtT | ggf predict^ j ^/AIMDROP0V^ \\ DEATH;^ Do something worthwhile... Write a letter to the Editor ^ RANGER W. 9 •00 c% <2 Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy Andy Buchanan Catherine Chaffee... Jill Whitney Nielsen . Editor News Editor Feature Editor .Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager n . „ Distribution Manager PatHens,ak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firehow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirton-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Dawn Kronke, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbrunner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarab Uhlig, Kevin Zirkelbach, Pat Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eichhorn, Todd Hcrbst, Karen Trendel. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except dur'ng breaks and holidays. Ranger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J J ed',0r. W'" be occeP'ed lf typewritten, double-spaced on standard sue paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. • D eadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Archives acquires Racine records The Archives and Area Research Center (AARC) of Parkside has acquired organizational records of three Racine groups with ties to U.S. military involvement in past wars. The groups are the Racine Post 76 of the American Legion, the William A. Bancroft Camp of Racine Spanish-American War veterans and that group's Women's Auxiliary. Post 76 Commander R. L. Jerstad, 3801 N. Main St., Racine, transferred the group's records to the AARC, which is directed by Nicholas C. Burckel. The records include minutes of meetings, budget papers, membership lists, scrapbooks and other material that document the activities of the Post from its founding following World War I to the present. Jerstad's group also contributed $500 to the AARC to be used for processing and arranging the records for future scholarly use. The Spanish-American War records date from the turn of the century to the mid-1960's and document the activities of local veterans of that war and the group's women's auxiliary, thus contributing to an understanding of Racine history, Burckel said. Burckel said the new collections are important. "Although we have good documentation for labor, business and politics, we had no veterans' records from either Racine or Kenosha," he said. Burckel added that Racine's 150th anniversary, being celebrated this year, has sparked renewed interest in Racine's history and he urged other groups to consider depositing their records in the AARC. The AARC is open to the public from 7:45 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and is located in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, Room D-276. For more information, call 553- 2411. NEWS BRIEFS Dudycha named Housing stats More than 400 students have used the Housing office since July, 1983 according to Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling. Most of the students were housed at Park Vista, Racine-; Woodcreek apartments, Kenosha; the YMCA (Ranger Hall), Racine; and Orchard Courts (formerly the Parkside Village). The Housing Office's emphasis this semester is on developing good areas and atmospheres for studying in Ranger Hall. On a Resident Assistant (RA) duty night, which begins at 5 p.m., the RA will be at the front desk of the "Y" until 7 p.m. to find out the concerns of the students. From 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., he/she will visit the students, getting to know them, and from 9 p.m. to midnight, the RA will be in the Anderson Room, the large study hall at the "Y", to make sure a study atmosphere exists. Students living in Ranger Hall have had many activities, including a bus trip to a Bucks game, a shopping trip to the Grand Avenue Mall, an Uno tournament, an "in-house" scavenger hunt, a pool party and an alcohol awareness party. Movies were provided every Wednesday evening after being shown free on campus Tuesday night. During the week before exams, a study break was held every night with free refreshments served. Parkside business professor Arthur Dudycha has been appointed to the technical advisory committee of the computer data-processing specialty program at Milwaukee's Washington High School. The appointment was announced by Milwaukee school superintendent Lee R. McMurrin. The Milwaukee public school district has developed a number of career specialty programs at its comprehensive high schools aimed at expanding career opportunities for students. Technical advisory committees have been established to guide the programs. Dudycha, who chairs Parkside's division of Business and Administrative Science, came to Parkside in 1977 from the West Virginia College of Graduate Studies, where he directed the industrial relations program in the business and management division. A native of Ripon, Wis., Dudycha earned master's and PhD degrees in industrial psychology from Ohio State University and taught at Purdue University from 1967 to 1974. Miss Racine nominations Applications are now available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209) for Miss Racine 1984. The application deadline is March 3. Preliminary judging for the pageant will be held March 11 at the Racine YMCA. The pageant is open to Racine County women between the ages of 17 and 26, who are high school graduates by Labor Day 1984, single (having never been married or having a marriage annulled), of good moral character and are citizens of the United States. Young women who live, work, or go to school in Racine County are eligible to compete. The Miss Racine Pageant is sponsored by the Racine Metropolitans, Inc., a non-profit organization of educators, business, senior citizens and individuals who volunteer their time and talents to select the "finest" to represent Racine County at the Miss Wisconsin Scholarship Pageant. All funds received through sponsors' and advertisers' fees will be used solely for scholarship and promotional purposes for winners and to assist Miss Racine in preparation for the Miss Wisconsin Pageant held in June. Letter to the Editor Disabled parking To the Editor: Recently I have seen cars parked in the handicap parking spaces and some of the people are not handicapped. I find this to be very discouraging to deprive our handicapped of provided spaces that are vital to them. One example is a guy who parks in Comm Arts handicap parking. His brothers are handicapped, he is not. He uses the family car and parks in the handicap spaces. Now I feel this is very wrong. There should be a way for UW-P Security to issue out handicap stickers more efficiently than they are doing now. This kind of thing has been a concern to the public for many years, and off campus I see action being taken, but on campus I do not see much of anything being done. If anyone has any ideas on how we can make these people quit misusing the parking spaces, please let Security know, because they don't seem to have a sure-fire method of controlling this problem. Sincerely, Walter Hermann HANGER Thursday, February 16,1984 Parkside student is Honey Queen r„^clta.'°oXSnrre^al fl0i" C°m- Capsule College offers programs More than 120 workshops, seminars and mini-courses on an enormously diverse range of topics that include contemporary issues, personal development and cultural enrichment will be offered during the 14th annual Capsule College held during spring break at Parkside in March. Started as a one-day program in 1971, C apsule College this year of- - fers 37 new workshops. It includes among its alumni students who have enrolled annually for more than a decade. The communityoriented program attracts people of virtually all ages and from all walks of life — gra ndparents, teen-agers, mothers, fathers, single people, married people and people with white-collar as well as blue-collar jobs. It's a college with just one admission requirement: an eagerness to learn. And more than 10,000 people have taken advantage of its educational opportunities over the past decade. Dates this year are Tuesday evening, March 13 and Wednesday and Thursday, March 14 and 15. Participants can register for the evening session only, for one or both days, or for all three sessions. Registration deadline is March 5. Complete course listings and registration information is available by calling University Extension at 553- 2312. Th e program is sponsored by Parkside and UW Extension. The fee is $4 fo r the evening sessons; $11 for each day including lunch ($22 for both days). New courses offered this year include "The Billion Dollar Swindle," that will discuss fraud and deception in advertising and sales; "Getting a Kick Out of Caffeine," a look at caffeine's mind-altering properties; "Joint Custody: What Does It Mean?" a course that will discuss positive and negative aspects of sharing children after divorce; and "Easter Creations in Chocolate," with the corporate home economist of Ambrosia Chocolate Co. in Milwaukee. The evening session, for those with work or family responsibilities during the day, provides a choice of eight topics this year. They are: "Financial Management," "Stress Management for Coping with Daily Living," "Starting Your Own Small Business," "How to Say What I Mean and Have Others Hear Me," "The Decision to Divorce," "Microwave Principles and Using Your Oven," "A Look at Your Body-For Women," and "Courses About Horses." Topics of half-day workshops scheduled for the day sessions include: severe storms, how colors work, photo composition for beginners, fitness after 40, wellness, "elegant communication," stenciling on fabric, holistic health, relaxation therapy and home heating strategies for the 80's. Topics of 75-minute daytime seminars include a Caribbean perspective of the U. S. invasion of Grenada r home money management, housing options for the elderly, quick quilting, Abe Lincoln's interest in the occult, marketing home crafts, special diets, seven steps to becoming a vital person, the art of storytelling, flowers for all seasons, the changing faces of China, the world of telephones, the law and the family, Russian Romantic piano music, a history of Oriental rugs, tips for advanced sewers and meatless meals. Day-long sessions include expressing oneself through drawing, prospects for peace in the Middle East, making miniatures, individual differences, courses about horses, genealogy, advanced calligraphy, developing your inner life and sten- Rader appointed Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been appointed editor of the Reference Services Review, a major library journal published by Pierian Press, Ann Arbor, Mich. ciling on fabric and wood. The Capsule College faculty is drawn from the staffs of Parkside and other UW campuses, UW Extension and various community agencies, institutions, business and professions. by Jill Whitney Nielsen On Feb. 1, a Parkside student became the new Honey Queen for the Racine-Kenosha Beekeepers Association. Sue Gustin, a sophomore at Parkside studying marketing was chosen as Honey Queen after submitting a resume and presenting a speech. Being a Honey Queen entails appearances at the State Fair, Racine and Kenosha County Fairs and local and state Beekeepers Associa-' tion meetings. Gustin will also speak before various other groups, be provided with all the honey she can eat and receive a subscription to the Badeer Bee. Master Harold Late in November Gustin will compete with other county queens for the state Honey Queen title. If Gustin wins the state title, she will be paid for her participation with the Beekeepers. Before competing for the state title, there is much to learn, claims Gustin. For more information about honey, she will visit a plant that manufactures honey and perhaps visit some beehives. Gustin said she entered the competition for the experience it will provide her with marketing skills. "Hopefully, it will help me with marketing and it will help my career and help them sell honey...it should be a really good experience." Georges Park Tea Room-owned bv Hallie's family. The play begins with Hallie happening in on Sam and Willie in the tea room, as they are playfully rehearsing fGT an upcoming dance contest. We learn that Sam has often been\a surrogate father to Hallie, whose own father is a drunk and a cripple. The memories the two share are uncommonly beautiful, there is an easy camaraderie among all three that unite master and servants, but there is a slight distance to their relationship. The racial tension underlying the play's tender moments, silliness and pure joy erupts into an emo- C'ontinued from page 1 tional confrontation between the two black servants and the schoolboy as the play builds to a dramatic climax. Fugard's work has been called timeless and sweeps quickly beyond the transitory specifics of any one nation or period. It is by turns warm, funny and tragic. The essential question of "Master Harold" is whether people of a ll kinds can find the courage to love one another. The author doesn't provide a happy ending, but, as one critic put it, "If 'Master Harold' lifts us all the way from pain to hope, it's because Fugard insists that the ending can be-must be-ours to write." P.S.G.A. Elections DATE — March 7-8th POSITIONS AVAILABLE • PRESIDENT • VICE-PRESIDENT • 9 SENATORIAL SEATS • 1 SUFAC SEAT • PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Nomination forms can be picked up at the PSGA Office, WLLC D-137. Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than — 12 NOON, FRIDAY, FEB. 24th r 4 Thursday, February 16,1984 Poetry reading series begins RANGER Club Events A series of five poetry readingsdiscussions featuring published midwestern poets will be held at Parkside beginning Wednesday, Feb. 22. All sessions are free and open to the public, will last for one hour and will be held-in the overlook lounge of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. The series is funded by a $2,000 grant from the Exxon Corp. Dates, times and poets are: 1 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 22- Ron Wallace, who is currently director of the creative writing program at UW-Madison. Wallace is author of several books, including "Plums, Stones, Kisses & Hooks" and "Tunes for Bears to Dance To." —1 p.m. Wednesday, March 2fy -Cary Waterman, a Minnesota poet; who is an author of three books, including "Dark Lights the Tiger's Tail: Poems for Children and Adults." Waterman has been involved in numerous poetry readings and workshops and has been reviewed by the "South Dakota Review" and has published work in the "American Poetry Review." 1 p.m. Sunday, April 8-Janet Shaw, a Madison poet whose works include "Bone Structure," "Feeding Time" and "How to Walk on Water." —2 p.m. Thursday, April 26- Philip Dacey, who is author of se veral books including "The Boy Under the Bed," "How $ Escaped the Labyrinth," and "Gerard Manley Hopkins Meets Whitman in Heaven." 1 p.m. Wednesday, May 2- Kelly Cherry, who is writer-in-residence and an English professor at UW-Madison. Cherry is author of seven books and has been reviewed in "Book Forum," "Esquire" and the "Christian Science Monitor." Her books include "Relativity" and "In the Wink of an Eye." For more information call Parkside's Humanities Division at 553- 2331. Ranger needs writers irff University of Wisconsin-Parkside UW-PAC UW-PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Molinaro 109. We will be discussing Winter Carnival, the upcoming Milwaukee Brewer trip and methods to increase membership. Re-orders for those trendy UW-PAC T-shirts will also be taken at this meeting. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. Scholarships accepted More than $8,000 in funds supporting student scholarships and instruction at Parkside was accepted Feb. 10 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $4,850 from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of lo cal philanthropists, to be used for scholarships for students who are residents of Kenosha County. The money was the second part of a gift from the Foundation totalling $9,700. The Regents also accepted a grant of $2,500 from S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc. in support of instruction and research using Parkside's scanning electron microscope; $257 from multiple donors for assessment of needs of gifted and talented students and for a campus reading forum; and $600 from multiple donors to be used for scholarships for students majoring in labor and industrial relations and in dramatic arts. Sri Lanka talk Human rights violations in Sri Lanka will be the topic of a free public lecture by geography professor Chelvadurai Manogaran at 2 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 17 in Union 104. Manogaran, a native of Sri Lanka, a small island nation south of India, said systematic represssion of some minority groups in Sri Lanka is occurring through social, economic and agricultural discrimination. Manogaran visited Sri Lanka last year to collect data on economic topics. He holds a master's degree from Clark University and a PhD from Southern Illinois University, both in geography. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) has been invited by The Wisconsin Society of Professional Engineers to tour the engineering laboratories at Snap-On Tools on Wednesday, Feb. 22. Students interested in attending are to meet at the guard station at Smap-On at 6 p.m. An optional dinner will follow. Psychology Club Attention psychology majors! How are you feeling about the courses you are currently enrolled in? Have your courses in the past provided you with challenging and stimulating learning opportunities? Do you know where you're headed with your psychology degree and. why you're taking the classes you are in? Are you wondering whether or not you are doing what you should in order to achieve your goal in the psychology field? If you find yourself thinking about these issues or if you have other questions, we will be discussing these at the next Psychology Club meeting. The meeting will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 311 at 1 p.m. DPMA DPMA (Data Processing Management Association) has been notified that Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co., a strong recruiter of Parkside graduates, is looking for some summer interns. Applications for internships must be made by i M 111111111111M111111111111111II11111111 Wednesday, Feb. 29. For more in. formation contact Marty Rheaume DPMA will hold a meeting 0n Wednesday, Feb. 29 in Molinaro 114 at 1 p.m. Gas Co. Internships elections for new officers and an upcoming tour are the meeting agenda items. New and non-members are welcome. Dart Team The UW-PDT will not meet on Friday, Feb. 17. The Dart team will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Union 207 at 1 p.m. All UWPDT members are encouraged to attend This meeting will feature the Second Annual PSGA Candidates Forum; come and meet your future student leaders. Non-members are welcome to attend. The Dart Team wishes their King good luck at the upcoming Association of College Unions International Regional Tournament to Whitewater. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday, Feb. 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Division episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. Veterans Organization The next meeting of the Veterans Organization will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 113 at 1 p.m. We will discuss the 1984-'85 budget and other matters. Bring a friend and come along. 1111111111 n i Classified ads imniii»niiiinii»»»iiiiiimiiiiiniw| Services Offered Distinctive S resumes ,the wiz of thelj printing biz! * S | in sty-prints® & • low cost • cash &| carry • WHILE- | YOU-WAIT printing S ATTN: UW-P students: Surf's up, but our prices are low!! From just $109.00, spend seven fun-filled days in sunny Florida. Call for yourself or organize small groups and travel for free. Great for clubs, too!! 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Personals JENNIE T., My word for this week is "Crazy." Joey. DEER EYES: Can't wait to see you on the ice — soon ! Lap Happy Egyptian. PHYSICAL PLANT: Is it time to rotate stock again? D.K. IS afraid of mice. WHERE'S THE Bleep? In Jackles Lips! I hope SPOO...! I WANTED to take your present and make it my past! Society. SWEETIE:I think about you all the time. It feels so good to do that!! Love Honie. PRETTY STRAWBERRY Blonde, last Friday was terrific. Now I can't stop thinking about you, not that I want to ! From a Daisy Bearer. Continued on page 10 RANGER State Senator John Maurer spoke at Monday's Social Science Round- Faschingfest offers German festivities Faschingfest, an evening of fine food and gemuetlichkeit, returns to Parkside for the fifth year on two consecutive Saturdays, Feb. 25 and March 3, in the Campus Union where a full five-course German meal will be prepared by Parkside's Heidelberg-born chef and costumed German entertainers will provide music and dancing. Fasching, the German equivalent of Mardi Gras, is traditionally observed as a last opportunity for feasting and frivolity before the beginning of Lent. The tradition at Parkside is carried out beginning with a Rhine wine reception at 6 p.m. in the Union Bazaar followed by dinner and entertainment in the dining room. After dinner, the party moves to Union Square, transformed for the event into a German beer hall, for dancing and more entertainment. This year the dinner menu features vorspeisen (appetizers), spinat salad (spinach salad with hot bacon dressing), mushroom dumpling suppe (mushroom dumpling soup), a gemischte platte (combination dinner plate) consisting of schweinkotlet (breaded pork chop), sauerbraten (marinated beef) and Cheddarwurst, along with gemusse (vegetable), bratkartoffle (German fry potatoes), sauerkraut and torte (dessert). Imported German wine will be available with dinner. Dinner entertainment will be provided by German zither player, a traditional accordionist and D'Oberlander Bavarian Folk Dancers of Milwaukee, who also perform novelty folk dances such as the "stick" and "fighter's" dances. The Carl Ratzer German oompah band will play afterward in Union Square where imported German beer will be available. Admission is by advance reservation only at $16.50 per person. Reservations can be made by phone or in person at the Campus Union Information Center (phone 553- 2345) from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday, until 4 p .m. Friday and from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. Mastercharge is available. Persons making reservations should specify the evening they wish to attend and the number of people in their parties. Previous theme dinners at Parkside, which along with Faschingfest have included Mexican, Greek and Italian fests, have been sell-out affairs. Ranger needs writers Social Srience Ronndtahio 5 Thursday, February 16,1984 Maurer supports revenue sharing by Kari Dixon State Senator John Maurer, member of the Senate Joint Committee on Finance, voiced his support for the politically controversial concept of revenue sharing during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "Wisconsin's Revenue Sharing- Good or Bad?" Revenue sharing, essentially, would result in a more equitable distribution of funds to the local communities based on a mathematical formula that computes the fiscal needs of local governments. "The formula used to compute the need would not change under revenue sharing," Maurer said, "just the numbers in the formula." The question of how these funds will be returned to the local governments is a question that Maurer feels will be an important issue during the next budget. "There is a debate going on in both houses about whether these funds should be returned in cash or as a tax credit," he said. High school art displayed in theater « Some 85 art works by students from 11 Kenosha and Racine high schools will be on display during the third annual High School Invitational Exhibit at Parkside's Communication Arts Gallery from Sunday, Feb. 19 through Tuesday March 6. An opening reception for high school students, their teachers and the general public will be held in the gallery from 1 to 4 p.m. on Feb. 19 and will include refreshments and tours of Parkside's art facilities. Regular gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. High schools participating in the show are, in Kenosha, Tremper, Bradford, Reuther Alternative and St. Joseph's; and, in Racine, William Horlick, J. I. Case, Washington Park, Walden II, Lutheran, St. Catherine's and Prairie School. Art works for the show, which is being hosted by the Parkside art discipline, were selected by area high school art teachers from student works representing a variety of media and styles. The works were chosen for the show based on originality and craftsmanship. The show is designed to recognize the varied creative achievements of the many talented student artists in local high school art education programs. The show will continue into March, which has been designated National Youth Art Month. Maurer said that Wisconsin is number three in the nation in terms of the amount of funds that are returned to the local governments. In funding returned to the public school system, it is 38th. "Maybe it is time that we paid more attention to the public schools," he said. Out of every dollar in Wisconsin, Maurer said, 76 cents goes to local governments, 12 cents goes to the UW system and 12 cents goes to the state government. "I sincerely feel that we need the university system," Maurer said. "It helps to train people to work with industry." Maurer maintained that remarks made earlier by Governor Earl about two systems, Madison and the rest of the UW schools, were made without thinking. "Tony is a good governor, but he tries to make everyone feel good," Maurer said. "Let me assure you (faculty) that you have the support of the state legislature," he said. Maurer, a senator from the 22nd district, has been in the Senate since 1975, and is up for re-election this year. While a member of the Senate, he has served as the majority caucus chairperson. "The purpose of the caucus is to form partisan viewpoints on issues," he explained. As a member of the Senate Building Commission, Maurer deals with issues that affect Parkside, and the commission recently granted Parkside a new boiler system. "Parkside is served very well and has someone looking out for it with me in the Senate," he concluded. Exceptional Management Opportunities or exceptional College Grads (and those who are soon to be) CURRENT OPPORTUNITIES: • NUCLEAR ENGINEERING • BUSINESS MANAGEMENT • AVIATION • LAW • MEDICINE • INTELLIGENCE • CIVIL ENGINEERING • SHIPBOARD OPERATIONS Sign up for an interview in the Career Placement Office Interviews will be held in the Placement Office 10m 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM on February 21, 1984. V Get Responsibility Fast. 6 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Exclusive interview: Ranger talks to Two weeks ago in the Ranger, students were asked, "Who is the chancellor and what does he do?" The answers ranged from "I know nothing about the guy" to "He lives in an ivory tower, accessible only by a hidden stairway and elevator." Last week Ranger Editor Ken Meyer and News Editor Jennie Tunkiewicz interviewed chancellor Alan Guskin to pose the same question to him. But first, a little background.... Born in Brooklyn on March 22, 1937, Guskin received his B.A. in Psychology from Brooklyn College, a commuter college quite like Parkside. He attended the University • of Michigan as a graduate student of Social Psychology until 1961 when he and his wife, Judith, joined the Peace Corps, which they were instrumental in establishing. He later returned to the University of Michigan, receiving his PhD in 1968. Before coming to Parkside, Guskin served as acting president of Clark University in Worcester, Mass. He assumed the position of Chancellor of UW-Parkside on Sept. 1, 1975, succeeding the late Irvin G. Wyllie, who had headed the university since it was founded. Q: What did you think of the student survey asking who you are and what you do? A: I thought that was terrific. I enjoyed that. Q: Could you explain exactly what the job of chancellor entails? A: The job of chancellor is, in one sense, all-encompassing. But it could probably be divided up into different kinds of activities. Being the chief executive officer of a public university within a system has certain characteristics. The one key thing is the relationship I have with the system. I'm responsible for educating them (the system), about the university, responding to their questions and presenting what the university is all about. Another important activity is the relationship between the university and local legislators. (I'm also) involved in all kinds of local committees and subcommittees. The external work is basically a number of different kinds. One is presenting the university to the public. Another one is responding to the public's interest. It's presenting the universty to the external "I'm responsible for educating (the system) about the university, responding to their questions, and presenting what the university is all about." constituencies, whatever they may be. Internally, the primary responsibility is to basically make sure that the university is moving in certain directions that we've all agreed it should move. That direction is very much what I'm responsible for. I don't do very much of the dayto- day work of t he university. People think what I do is shuffle a lot of papers, and the truth is I don't do very much of that. You have assistant chancellors and a vice chancellor and they're responsible for the day-to-day work. In fact, the,university on a day-to-bay basis would run with me here or without? me here. If I've done a good job as chancellor, it'll run without me. If I haven't done such a good job, then it might need me more on a day-today basis. Where I earn my keep, if you will, is in pulling those people together- the key people in the university. Sometimes it's dealing with the faculty, sometimes it's dealing with the administration, in making sure the thrust is consistent. Every now and then, because of the complex organization with 500 staff people, you can get people moving in different directions and you have to pull them back in, try to analyze and work with people, try to stimulate people to remember what our mission is, what our responsibilities are to the community, what our responsibilities are to the students, and so on. And a lot of that is reinforced through the budget. If there's one key thing I'm responsible for internally, it is the development of the budget. I don't do all the work in all of the areas...but, in effect, the policies that affect how the budget is allocated are something I'm very intimately involved with because that's how you create direction of the university-through the implementation of a budget. "There's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing... and that wasn't here when I came." Q: How do you view studies of universities, such as the recent California State University study that labeled Parkside "adequate" while rating some other UW campuses more favorably and some less favorably? A: That's a silly study. I justtalked to somebody in Madison, a professor of higher education who has the actual document from which those things were taken, and it doesn't list the criteria even there. So nobody knows what went into it to come up with these fancy numbers. And few people know this guy (who did the study). The publication was published by him--it wasn't published by a regular publisher. Though he claims, and I'm not being critical of the guy, to have been doing this for a number of years. It's biased to favor big universities and I'm opposed to that for many reasons, not just because of Parkside. It you want to take ten studies, you'll come up with ten different results. It all depends on what criteria you put into it. But what I object to is it violates the conception of liberal arts education. Liberal arts education has nothing to do with having courses that cover every area. The only thing he is quoted as saying in the Milwaukee Journal article is that he thinks quality is determined in a particular area-I think he used political science, I'm not sure-by saying that you have to cover every aspect in political science in order to have a quality political science program at the undergraduate level. That's not true. You don't have to have a lot of courses as an undergraduate. What you have to do, what the purpose is of an undergraduate education, is not the accumulation of knowledge across large numbers of areas. What it is, is a way of thinking about a field. I know the University of Michigan pretty well. I'd rank Parkside and Green Bay, just to name two, at least as good and probably better than the undergraduate education at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor. Ann Arbor is not known for being an undergraduate university. Nor are any of the other big universities in this country. Now sometimes you get a good education, but the first two years you get teaching assistants. In a small university, undergraduates really tend to do much better than in these large universities, which are primarily re- * I lilt! "Even if you're incredibly successful...you're still wrong a certain percentage of the time." search and doctoral-oriented. Those of us in higher education giggle when we see those kinds of (studies). First of all, there's no way to measure quality, quantitively. You can't use numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university. People who try to do that, I think, fall short. Q: When do you hope to fill the vacant vice chancellor position? A: The last person comes in the 21st of February and we will make a decision within a few days after. So by the end of February, we'll have a vice chancellor, hopefully, if everything goes well in terms of negotiations. Q: When will that person take over? A: July 1. It'll become public when the individual accepts, obviously, not when I make the decision. Sometimes things take longer in negotiations; people have to come and look around. That will be done very quietly. Q: What is Parkside's mission, its direction? A: There are three basic directions which we've followed ever since the 1975-76 planning year. I believe in those and we follow them religiously. They're pretty general, but they're very important. The three basic missions we agreed too-first, was the mission of the institution; second, is the issue of excellence; and third, is the issue of community outreach. Basically the faculty and administration in 1975-76 we nt through a planning year. What the faculty did basically, is it took the mission of the university-it's about three pages long, the official mission passed by the Regents in 1974-and reinterpreted it for this university at this moment in time. And they interpreted it so that, in effect, we are a university that's a liberal arts and science university which offers professional programs. That's a significant statement because what we say is that all the professional programs must be based on a strong liberal arts and RANGER 7 Thursday, February 16,1984 Chancellor Guskin about Parkside "To be honest, I wish that at times I didnt hurt people as much as I did...but I have responsibility. " T' " - science base. It's a key issue. The key to the professional programs is to make sure that we have a comprehensive array of programs so we can serve the people of Kenosha and Racine because our students for the most part come here because they don't have choices to make to go elsewhere, or they choose to do other things like work as well as go to school, or start a family as well as go to school. So they really don't have the option to go elsewhere; therefore we have to have engineering, we have to have a nursing program, we have to have medical technology...a broad array of programs. The key is that they're all based on a strong liberal arts and science base. I feel very strongly about making sure that that base is maintained, even sometimes if there are no students or very few students in the area. Another key priority is excellence. By this I mean a teacher's style model, that all faculty must do research as well as teach, that research and teaching are one and the same. And also make sure our faculty are very high quality faculty, which means that tenure decisions are very difficult decisions. In terms of students, there's the Collegiate Skills which came out of that priority. The recent admissions proposal which is now going through the Academic Policies Committee is consistent with that. And also our attempts to increase the quality of environment for students. And then community outreach, which is the third important priority of the university. We do an enormous amount of community outreach with the Kenosha Unified School District, with Racine, with hospitals and businesses and so on. (We're) becoming what I see as the educational, cultural center of Kenosha and Racine. Those are the three priorities of the university. If you look at how we allocate the budget, there's not many dollars. More than eighty percent of our budget is personnel, so we don't have that much flexibility. But if you look at the flexibility—the way we allocate it-it's almost invariably tied to those three. When We allocate it, it must be justified in terms of those three. Now those are pretty broad priorities, but they're directional and my job is to make sure that we follow them. My job isn't to worry about every thing that goes on. People think I worry about every little detail. Sometimes I do worry about details but not very often I wish I didn't, but I do. Q: What are some of these recent details? A: I think one issue that I spent more time on, and I think this one I would justify as being important and I'm interested in it-is creating the micro-computer laboratory in the library. I have an interest in libraries; I give speeches nationally on the role of computers in the library, so I have a knowledge and an interest in it. So I really, if you would, played a more significant role in that decision than I typically would play in an individual decision. There are some things that I'm not going to talk about that I wish I was not involved in but I was. But that happens from time to time. As I always say, if you're right threequarters of the time, you're incredibly successful. But that means you're wrong a quarter of the time. So even if you're incredibly successful- and I'm not saying that I amyou're still wrong a certain percentage of the time. Like every other human being, I wish that I hadn't done some things. Q: Starting your ninth year as chancellor, how do you view Parkside now from when you came here in September 1975? What have been major changes, both good and bad? A: That's a difficult question. I'm very positive about many things-all the major things that have happened. Not everything happened exactly as I thought...but it all happened in the same direction. I had no knowledge about Parkside when I came. Parkside was not "I don't do very much of the day to day work of the university. " "You can't use (studies) numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university." well-known as an institution. One is the quality of the faculty. In the last six years, we've hired over 40 percent of the faculty. And I think it's a superb faculty. I'd match our faculty with any faculty teaching undergraduate students in the state. It's superb in terms of quality in standards used in the profession, which are typically more researchoriented, but they're also very dedicated to students and to teaching. Another thing that's very, very critical is something that we had two vice chancellor candidates come in and say that they were impressed with-and what I'm so proud of-how civil people are, how decent people are with each other, particularly the faculty. That is not common for higher education. There's civility, there's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing. It's a pleasure, and that wasn't here when I came. I'm proud of that. And again, I can't create that. All I can do is help enable things to happen. I don't want to belittle my role, I mean I play a key role in facilitating, but how do you make people civil to each other? You don't, (but) you can help reinforce it. I'm also very proud of the way we relate to the communities. The university was founded by people in this area. They paid for the land. It's unique. Green Bay's the same. People literally bought the land and gave it to the unversity to build the campus. There's a large number of faculty who are out there working in schools. We have scientists who have national reputations who work with elementary and junior high school teachers. And that's unheard of in institutions, it just doesn't happen and our people do it and they enjoy doing it. And other people are doing it besides scientists. I think we've filled out as a campus. We have started to become whole. When I first came I thought that -to make an analogy to a human being-we had the clothes that were given to us and we were growing into them; and the clothes were a little big for us in the early days of the institution. The University of Wisconsin is a very special pla;ce, and we're a part of the University of Wisconsin. That's very important. We've always had a sense of quality. That's a tough thing to grow into for a young institution, and we've grown into it. I think that analogy is very apt-we've grown into the clothes we were given by the University of Wisconsin. Q: With all the growing that Parkside had to do, do you remember any growing pains? A: Well, I'm still going to remain here for a while, so I don't want to go over some things that I would rather not have experienced. When the time comes for me to look back .and I'm leaving, then I'll tell you about those things. There are some things I wish hadn't happened, but that's life. To be very honest, in the last four years there's nothing of significance. To be honest I wish that at times I didn't hurt people as much as I did. That's always difficult for me because we had to make a lot of decisions about people back in 1976- 77... I don't like to hurt people but I have responsibility. So there are a lot of decisions like that that you wish you could have done a different way. I didn't see other ways of doing it, or maybe I just wasn't smart enough to see another way of doing it, but I didn't. But the results are such that I would do them all over again I don't regret any of the major decisions I made. I think they were really in the right direction. I think I had to make the final key decisions in those first couple of years, but none of them were made by myself. I had a lot of advice and a lot of people were involved. I think we filled out as a campus, 9 9 So It GOPS Winter Carnival: it 's a bore Once Ober Easy There are always a couple of reminders about the place that spring is just around the corner. One is that the swallows return. Another is that Ranger Hall turns the heat back on. But if, for one reason or another, both of these fail to convince there's always Winter Carnival. Winter Carnival is a wonderful event. Normally it consists of half the clubs on campus competing in vigorous intellectual competition. Things like hula ball, jello slurping and the ever-popular rock throw. You know the kind of thing. Mind-bendingly contrived activities guaranteed to be stimulating to all but the most evolved Cro-Magnon man. Now you know why the communication club does so well? Described by an informed source as "A bunch of bimbos racing around on roller skates accompanied by a large wheel that looked more like a spider in heat," the PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators. Get it?) float was one of the half dozen or so that made their way majestically up (or is it down?) the hallway connecting the Union, Molinaro and the Main Concourse. I guess that area's got some official kind of name but for the moment, let's just call it "rosebud." The procession of assorted carts, roller skates and the odd wheelchair was quite incredible to behold. The anthropologists dressed up in skins and made a surprisingly realistic showing as a group of demi-human, seml- mtelligent, flea-ridden cave-men. No, on second thought, it wasn't that surprising. But before I am accused of being biased, I must say that the Ranger's float itself was not much to cheer about. I guess our wonderful News Editor dressed up a bunch of our wonderful photographers as bozos. At least she didn't have to spend too much money on make-up. * * * * * * * * * * Another yearly harbinger of spring is Parkside's very own student government elections. Parkside student government, for those of you who are mercifully uninformed, is a rag-tag group of misfits and social outcasts that manages to rule the student body with an iron kleenex. The elections, which annually bring out a throng of about two percent of the voting population, provide students with the democratic ripht. to vote for half a TV or not TV That is the question by Dick Oberbruner dozen senatorial hopefuls running for nine seats. Oh yes. The candidates also get to vote for themselves; The presidential race itself gives us a little more choice. Here we have maybe ten people running for the same seat. What dedication. What selflessness. That reminds me of something. If any candidates need a campaign manager, my services are for hire I work cheap. By way of experience, I cite my successful bid in last year s senatorials. It has been variously described as the biggest waste of time in Parkside's history (though I think the founding of the communications club lays claim to that coveted title) and as the only thing that got some people to vote. Whatever you care to think of my tactics, they worked Beaten only by the enigmatic Chrissie "Where do ya keep two watermelons?" Hammelev, my supporters turned out in droves. With a rallying cry of "Vote for Kovalic...or he'll shoot your dog," we got the second highest tally of all nine candidates. 'A vote for X is a vote for truth/honesty/integrity' was replaced by 'Vote Kovalic — h e's no more incompetent than the rest of them.' I put a poster next to a poster of each presidential candidate. My platform was based on reducing the ten commandments to five or so (coveting thy neighbor's wife was first on the list). To be sure, it was a brief, shining moment. * * * * * * * * * * One last note on Winter Carnival: due to the incredible foresight of the winter carnival committee the whole activity was scheduled for the 'thaw' season which means that the 'Snow Sculpture' event is now entitled 'Slush Sculpture.' Also, jello slurping was cancelled this year. It was deemed too intellectual. DESTINY (ABC) — Dustin continues his rubbing of Crystal. Oxford (her father) disapproves of their love and fires a Molotov into his shanty. He would rather see Rex marry Crystal and inherit the family toasted almond fortune. Sheila (Oxford's wife) is collecting lovers in a world-wide solo flight in her ultralight. Crystal discovers her mother's undoing through microscopic study of greasy fingerprints on a postcard sent from Athens, describing the marks as those of a "well built mechanic." THE KICK-ASS SQUAD (NBC) - Beefeater slouches at the way his compadres lack enthusiasm. Undaunted, he robs a playground of private school children, giving KAS the cash to fly to the Amazon for training. En route, Scarnose (the plane) develops engine problems and they crash-land on an uncharted Caribbean island. The natives become restless, having their runway construction interrupted. Squad Captain Harley designs a fort using Scarnose, and KAS takes the island in the name of America. (Part one of many.) CAMPUS (UWP) — Administrative power ploy finds advisors making student decisions concerning alcohol. "Dry campus" idea awakens student body. Protests, petitions and sit-ins are staged. The Union is closed for three weeks. Resurrection of student power turns entire campus onto oblivious rights. Student leaders pleased to see student participation. T Whey Choi... The way Chinese food ought to be.. WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE F ast A ffordable D elicious Whey Chai Chinese Kesteuranf Chinese Restaurant RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 COUPON $1.00 off on our Sizzling Dishes wifh Parkside I.D. (at Racine Whey Chai only) VALID UN TIL F EB. 2 2, 1984 FRI f c k i 7 _ MOVE ilMTO Tk flJTURE wiik vs ONE LOUSY LIFE (CBS) - Bridget has Angst, and Hoss knows she found him through computer date match. Rev. Scardill takes Meg to the monastery after her embarrasing offer to spend a night on the town. Brent refuses shock treatment for an irritating mosquito bite. Jeffrey the sheep dog remains in psychotherapy, unsure of his species. TARNISH (ICK) - Angela has the quote of the day when she is nipped in' the toes by a scorpion while sunbathing. Sid's first cousin's uncle's grandmother's Hitler-like attitude toward lineage has the whole family gasping for air. Aerial has a conflict in flight plans. Should he visit Angela in the Bahamas or scoff at Bruce for disturbing Susan (Aerial's ex) during her hemoglobin finals? His love for Susan is like Bruce's love for Amoleance, a soft spoken waitress at an all-night truck stop. SHADY BLEND (BOO) - Glenda legally changes her name to Microb, to be current. Her new wave approach disturbs her grandparents, just released from the state pen for prohibition murders. Artie tells Poppo that being a class clown won't get him committed. Dusty's letter to her favorite rock star results in a scheduled concert at Shady Blend. Her father is incensed at such a notion, so he buys out the record company. YOUNG DOCTOR YOUNG (ARG) Dr. Young and Connie have it out in the living room. Zelda the maid is flabbergasted. Gardo (the butler) attempts to split pea soup. Baby Stewart takes a plunge down the hamper chute and discovers Gardo's original hairpiece. His embarrassment equals her disgust in front of him, her and it. CHOWCHILLA (SPL!) - Natalie's wild downtown shopping spree disturbs a bag lady. The vagrant pops a tire on the Fleetwood, but realizes that the artichoke hearts hanging from the rear view mirror were her long"lost granddaughter. Wally s tonsillectomy ruins his kissing abilities for life. Sammy chucks his bills while Dot makes new connections. RANGER Ask Dr. Rill 9 Thursday, February 16,198| Malpractice makes perfect by Bill Stougaard Well, the first wave of responses have arrived and as I had hoped, there are a lot of sickos in this here (them thar) university. I would like to thank all the degenerates who have written. I couldn't do it without you. Here now is a sampling of the letters I've received. Hey Dr. Bill, I'm a person who loves the Beatles. Most people I know cut them down. What am I supposed to do? Signed, A Beatles Fan Dear Fan, Who are the Beatles? Hey Scumboid, Where do you get off calling yourself a doctor? I happen to know that you flunked out of grade school. You're no more a doctor than I am. You deserve to be drawn and quartered, stretched on the rack, and then tortured. Signed, On To You P.S. My girlfriend doesn't understand me. What should I do? Dear On To You, I did too graduate from grade school. They could never back up their claims about those exam scores, or the Girl Scout Jamboree. P.S. Try barking at her. Dear Dr. Bill, I saw your picture in the Ranger and 1 think you are really cute. How can I get to know you better and if I do, will you be worth it? Sincerely, A1 "Beefcake" Bradford Dear Cakes, You obviously have some modicum of smarts Too bad it is housed in the body of a nimnil. Dear Dr. Bill, I'm a very popular person, or at least I was, I just got in a bad fire and lost most of my hair. I'm afraid that now no one will like me. What should 1 do? Signed, M.J. Dear M.J., Master your grief. Time heals all wounds. The first step is always the hardest. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You must confront your own demons, Grasshopper. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. A days without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. Incidentally, you have very feminine handwriting. Dear Dr. Bill, What is the meaning of life? Why do people die? What does it all mean? Is the moon eally made of cheese? Where do butterflies go when it's raining? Is Burt ever going to marry Sally? What are your psychic predictions for '84? Who won the 1974 Super Bowl? Who are you going to vote for in the fall? Is the market going to fall out under cordless telephones? What about the baby fur seals? Which is a good brand of microwave ovens? Do we have the technology to manufacture human life? Is Di pregnant again? What size underwear do you wear? Is Boy George bi? What things cause cancer? How many eggs does the Brazil- Campus coffee supply grinds to a halt The Funny Paper Caper 'an freckle spider lay in one sitting? Do you get high? Where is New Jersey? How much wood can a woodchuck upchudk? Are we there yet, Dadd^? Whats your middle name? When should an infant go on solid food? Are you going to print this letter? Who cuts your hair? Signed, Curious Dear Curious, um...What? Oh...sorry. I was a million miles away. Would you run that by me again? Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to thank you for the help you gave me in the past. I wrote you years ago asking how I could make a name for myself and become famous. Well, I took your suggestion and now everyone knows me. Thanks again. Signed, Chuck Manson by Nick Thome Parkside prides itself on its fine administrative system. Our administration has instituted many policies to protect the unwary students from themselves. The administration forms committees to consider what they believe to be viable student issues and then, after the committee comes up with a ludicrous idea, the administration institutes it as a new policy. The school has been graced with yet another new committee, The Committee to Control Compulsive Caffeine Consumers. The committee has met only once thus far, but it has come up with many new and innovative ways to deal with the coffee consumer who just has to have one more cup. The committee read a report that said 99.6% of all mass murderers had consumed one or more cups of coffee at some time in the previous ten years of their lives. This report has led the committee to recommend the following policies be enacted. Policy One: All students who intend to consume coffee on campus must fill out a caffeine users' psychological surI'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE ' Reductio and Absurdium NEXT WEEK: NO FOWL PUNS/ vey. The survey will be used to separate the hard core java junkies from the occasional caffeine thrill seekers. Policy Two: Students who successfully complete the survey will be issued a caffeine consumers' control ration card. This card would allow the bearer to purchase up to two cups of coffee per day. However, you may not buy more than one cup every three hours. Policy Three: No student under nineteen years of age may consume coffee, unless they have a signed parental consent form on file. Policy Four: Any caffeine-bearing substance may only be consumed by the original purchaser. Policy Five: Large coffee cups (12 oz.) will be discontinued and only the smaller cups may be purchased on campus. The committee will meet next week to discuss the caffeine in Coke. They feel this may be another area that they can investigate. Only for the good of the students, of course. Alice in Dairyland by Sarah Uhlig Applications are now available for Wisconsin's 1984-85 Alice in Dairyland position. To be eligible, you must be a Wisconsin residence between 18 and 30 years of age as of June 1. The woman chosen will be contracted to provide public relations and promotional services for the Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection, travel extensively throughout Wisconsin and the nation promoting Wisconsin agricultural products. Serve as official hostess at many state and national functions. Assist in a variety of promotional programs. , Participate in radio and television programs and press interviews at state, national, and international level. The woman chosen for this position will be compensated $14,000 annually, plus travel expenses. Applications may be obtained by contacting Wisconsin Dept. of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection, P.O. Box 8911, Madison, WI 53708 or by calling (608) 266- 7171. The deadline to apply is .. Mvch?. v . . f 10 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Study Abroad The Streets of London Psvcho Babble First encounter by Tony Rogers Feature Editor's Note: Tony Rogers recently spent a semester on UW-Platteville's study-abroad program in London. The following is a continuation on the series designed to give others a view of the program itself, as well as life in Europe in general. London, more than anything else^is a city of contrasts. Walk down one street and you'll see the business district, filled with stout English gentlemen toting black umbrelllas and wearing long coats and bowler hats. Go down another road and you'll find exclusive shops with designer clothes, Rolls- Royce limos and middle-aged women wearing minks. Traverse yet another avenue and you'll hear punk rock booming out of alleyways, you'll see punks with pink mohawks, mods on bikes and skinheads. You'll find record stores with music you've never heard of, and ^hops with funky used clothes. Many of the city's contrasting styles can be found in Covent Garden, one of my favorite "haunts" in London. This isn't a garden in the traditional "flower and plant" sense; rather it is an area of the city filled with a huge variety of shops, businesses and places to eat. Covent Garden proper is basically a large open-air market. Street performers-mimes, magicians, musicians and dancers-entertain here, and if you arrive at the right time of day you can see the traditional Punch and Judy puppet show which has been performed here for hundreds of years. There is a nice, variety of walk-in shops and several pubs as well. If you are hungry for some American food, Mr. Rockwell's American Diner can be found here; it's inexpensive, but one of the few places in the city where you can get a really good hamburger. Heading away from the center of Covent Garden there are more shops. Some are expensive and high-class, and some, like the 'Flip' used clothes store, are cheap, new wave and terribly interesting. 'Flip' is run by punks-it's like an old warehouse with music blasting inside. Here you can find an incredible selection of army surplus jackets, flannel shirts from the states, worn jeans and, of course, studded leather belts. You'll see punks, skins and mods all shopping here. This is a fascinating place just to sit and watch. If you're a culture vulture, you'll never get bored by London. The National Festival Hall on the banks of the Thames River is regularly host to world-renowned symphony orchestras. Also located here is the National Theater, where non-commercial theatrical productions are staged, and the National Film Theater, where a fascinating selection of films from all over the world are screened. At night this is a wonderful spot; stand out on the banks of the Thames and you can see across the river to Westminster Abbey and the House of Parliament, which are spectacularly lit. The Museum of London, aside from being a fine museum chronicling the city's history, houses the Barbican, another excellent cultural center. There are ongoing art exhibits in the galleries, and it is here that the Royal Shakespeare Company performs, a must see for Shakespeare lovers. For nightlife, London boasts an astounding array of nightclubs, discos, punk bars, gay bars and any- BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: AFTER MIDNIGHT (TOP 40) Friday, February 17 8:30 pm - 12:30 am PONY EXPRESS Saturday, February 18 8:30 pm - 12:30 am All bar drinks & beer $1.00 Wednesday, February 22 MAINSTREAM (TOP 40) Special Alabama Slammers 50* 11:30 pm - 12:30 am 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off Rapids Dr., Racine §Plf2 <J onz thing else you'd care to think of. One of the trendiest places in town right now is a disco called the Batcave where the 'gothic punks' hang out. (Gothic punks, if you're wondering, tend to look very much like 'The Munsters.') For the more chic discos like the Hippodrome, you have to be dressed extremely well to get in, and your wallet must be extremely well padded to stay in. There are several things that you absolutely must do while in London. First, you must eat fish and chips, preferably at one of the walk- in places. There is simply nothing like English fish and chips-it puts Arthur Treacher's to shame. Second, you must go to an English pub (there are thousands in London) and have a pint, or several, of Guinness, a dark, thick Irish beer which loses something when it is exported to America. Pubs are a great place just to sit and watch the English. You can really get a feel for the country and the people here, and you might even be lucky enough to meet some of the natives. Go to some concerts; London is the birthplace of so much of contemporary music, it would be a shame not to go and see why. See some plays; they are cheap, and there are lots of them. Ride the tube and rub shoulders with Londonners- English, Indians, Chinese, Africans, West Indians, et al. Get used to the subcultures: punks, skins, rastafarians-they are part of the color and atmosphere of this city. Learn something about them and all the English. More than anything, wander the city. Your feet will tire but you'll never get bored, and there is no better way to know London than by walking its streets. by Rick Luehr "I don't believe it," thought Samuels. "I'm going to be the first human being to ever meet an alien creature face to face." He had been chosen for this honor because he was the first person to receive a message from the Halkans. He was manning the radio console aboard the star cruiser "Defiant" when the message came through. "Attention, Earth ship," the transmission began, "we have been monitoring your planet for many of your years, and have decided that we shall now allow a meeting between our two races." The excitement was tremendous. Scientists clamored to find out all they could about the Halkan race. And the Halkans were very happy to cooperate. They transmitted pictures of themselves, their cities and anything else the Earth scientists wanted to know. The Halkans were glad to give the Earth any information they desired. After many months of heated debate, the decision was made. The Earth Directorate would allow a on meeting to take place. It was decided that the best person to go would be the first person to have had any contact of any kind with the aliens. And that was Samuels. The Earth ship and the Halkan cruiser drew nearer. "Soon I'll make history," thought Samuels. "I'll be famous." Visions of ticker tape parades and ceremonial dinners flashed into his mind. The ships finally docked. The door opened. "This is it," Samuels said to himself. He stepped through and stood in the Halkan ship. There he saw the Halkan representative standing. Waiting. The Halkan was basically humanoid in appearance. There were a few differences, most noticeably the larger mouth, and the absence of a visible nose. The Halkan smiled. Samuels walked up so that he was standing two feet away from the alien. He extended his hand. "On behalf of the population of Earth, I graciously offer my friendship." The Halkan looked for a moment, extended his hand, grabbed Samuels around the neck and ate him. Classified ads Continued from page 4 ARE you really swift? 11111111 n 111111 MARK, Fram. WINE AND dine me with Veal Medallions with lemons and I'm all yours, sweetie pie. I love you, John. Kiff-a-rue. MILTON FRIEDMAN: the Utility Maximization Defense, think so jerry? WANTED: AN economist with a mind of my own. Ronald. SPOO...IIN you hair! Mr. Fabu- Do it with Style! Heileman's Old Style. Fully Kraeusened, with pure spring water and the best ingredients for that great clean, crisp taste Whatever you do. make it worthwhile -make it Old Style. lous. POOPERS: $100 each: Please!!! I'll turn Muslem. Looking Better. WOULD THE woman who called the Ranger office on Monday looking for Nick and a short-term physical relationship, please call Tuesday at noon? PITTY PAT: How can you be so insensitive to our medicinal nip on occasion? It will be an uneventful semester, I can tell. MOLLY: 1 won't tell anyone about what Pitty Pat does to her hair if you don't. POOP-STAIN: How 'bout whipping Wall Street? PITTY-PAT: Riding to the Joffrey H performance with you and Molly gave the evening a certain error of distinction. In other words, "yaaahoo," here come the bumpkins to the ballet!! Yup, it was definitely a night to remember! EMI: ILY, "yes." R.A. BOB A.: Happy 21st Birthday! Saturday night at Park Avenue!! Love. E.R. MR. M.: I know who enjoyed the train ride more than me! Hotel Susie. BLANCHE: YOU'LL just have to control those wild medicinal nips until the semester's over. You had your chance. It's too LATE!! MOLLY: DON'T get too crazy in the first half of the semester isn't even over yet. I'm not prepared to deal with a nervous breakdown. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Karen! D.J. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jeff W.! D.J. A BIG thanks to all my good friends for the wonderful party and all the good times! I may be older, but damn I'm loved! K.e.n... BRUCEE & Nataliee: I may not be the biggest Arnonee in the world, but it, sufe is durablee. RANGER WEEK OF 25% OFF Chocolate Malted Outstanding Wrestler at the Wheaton Invitational for two years in a row. His record is 40 wins and 60 losses. Fencers practice hard for upcoming meet. win was his first collegiate victory. On Saturday, Feb. 18 the Ranger duelists will host a five-team meet at 10:30 a.m. in the main gym. The Rangers will fence off with Michigan State, Minnesota, Illinois- Champaign and Lawrence U. Admission is free to the general public. Wrestlers pin ninth straight by Paul Roth Parkside scored its ninth-straight wrestling victory defeating Chicago State 28-17 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. 118 pounder Jerril Grover started the win out with a forfeit. Mike Vania wrestling at 126 pounds showed his all-american status by beating CSU's Ron Holmes by a convincing 15-2 score. At 134 pounds, Matt Kluge also received a forfeit to give Parkside an early 17-0 lead. 142 pounder Mike Winter controlled his opponent lorn Carey and came away with a 6-0 victory. Freshman 150 pounder, Mark Dubey again came away with a victory over CSU's Aaron Meeks by a score of 8-2. Closing out the Ranger scoring was 177 pounder Ted Keyes who dominated his opponent Lydell Moore 14-0. The victory upped the Parkside season record to 12-2 with only one duel meet against Marquette left. If the Rangers can beat Marquette it will complete the most successful duel meet season they have ever had. Three Parkside wrestlers claimed championships, including Mike Vania. He was named the meet's outstanding wrestler. Saturday as the Rangers finished third in the prestigious 46th annual Wheaton Invitational. Nineteen teams entered. Mike Vania At 142 pounds, Mike Winter was also very steady in winning his title, Winter also won 4 matches including a 4-1 de cision over Augustana's Scott Grubisick in the finals. Parkside's other champion was 177 pounder. Ted Keyes, who moved his team leading record to 42-6 with a convincing 6-0 victory over Notre Dame's Phil Baty in the finals. Other Ranger wrestlers who placed high in the tournament include 134 pounder, Matt Kluge, who lost a close 5-3 decision to Pat McMahon of Augustana in the finals to place 2nd. Kluge won two matches to get into the finals. ' Yde also placed 2nd. After winning his first two matches to get into the finals, Yde ran into defending NCAA III champion Chris Casey of Augustana and lost a hard fought 6-0 decision. 158 pounder Chris Dickson won three matches and finished forth in a very tough weight class. Grover won 4 matches and lost two in placing 5th. The Rangers now start their national tournament hopes on Friday when they travel to Southern Illinois- Edwardsville to compete in the NCAA III regional. Fencers prepare to host meet by Alex Dumas Junior Bill Thomas led the Ranger fencing team with six wins and three losses. He defeated both Minnesota and Michigan in six straight bouts before dropping three in a row to the Madison Badgers. Parkside's second leading scorer for the day was sophomore John Goetz. Goetz had one victory against Michigan State and two victories against Minnesota. Also scoring for the Rangers were Whitney Harman and John Parnham. Both of their victories were against Minnesota. Parnham's n Thursday, February 16, Uf&t Track National qualifiers by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Almost all of the men on the men's track team are qualifying for nationals. The last meet in DuPage yielded another qualifier. Dan Stublaskie qualified for the NAIA nationals which will be held Feb. 24-25 in Kansas City. He ran the mile run and finished third with 4:15.9. "Dan ran very well and I am pleased he qualified," said Lucian Rosa, coach. Tim Renzelmann also ran well, placing second in the mile. His time was also 4:15. Tim will run the two mile at nationals and Dan will run the one mile. Rich Miller was third in the 880 with a time of 2:00.9. George Kapheim was third in the two mile run, and his time was 9: 15. Kapheim will run the three mile at nationals. "George didn't really run that hard. He did a very good Phy. Ed. courses Continued from 12 iiwoa WUUUUIICU. Renzelmann and Mark Hunt were tied for fourth in the two mile run with 9:21.2. ".The men have been doing well for the indoor season and Dan Stublaski already shaved off 10 seconds on one week. They can only get better," added Rosa. Parkside will run in the UW-Oshkosh Open this Saturday. PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 am - 4:19 p * • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets © Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops * • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs © Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops © Chocolate Jots © Chocolate Peanuts © Chocolate Raisins © Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix ^ © Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls © Carob Raisins © Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio © Red Pistachio @ S panish Peanuts © Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Mike Vania * * * Congratulations * * * Ranger needs sportswriters He said that the reaction of the Faculty Senate was one of "mild irritation, because this didn't come out at APC (Academic Policies Committee) or Faculty Senate." Even so, he says that the program will be implemented and expects a one year delay, from fall 1984 to fall 1985. The second reason that the administration delayed the plan is that the Phy Ed department is currently undergoing a biennial study to determine their funding level. While Shea doesn't foresee any changes in the Phy Ed department that could affect the limit's implementation, Greenbaum said that the study, when completed, "may suggest changes in the program." This is the first time the chancellor has vetoed a policy approved by the Faculty Senate. Shea said that while the Faculty Senate has no recourse but to wait for the administration to impose the restriction, it will eventually be implemented. 12 Thursday, February 16, 1984 Men's basketball Stung by Chicago St RANGER by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Chicago State returned to Parkside Saturday night with revenge in their eyes and their playing skill. Adding to the vengenace were Charles Perry and Darron Brittman, former Parkside students and basketball players. Perry was the game high scorer with 25 points - a nd Brittman had 13 points. However, Chicago's main weapon, All-American center Leonardo Drake, didn't play. He may be out for disciplinary reasons although his coach says it is for a lineup change. Parkside Coach Rees Johnson commented on the game, "It was a disappointing loss because we played them so tough at their place before." Parkside was down 42-25 at the half and the final score was a 85-69 Parkside loss. Chicago came back at the half to play very aggressive basketball and the team just couldn't keep up. "We didn't play as hard as we should. You have to play real aggressive against a time like that," Johnson added. Before this blow-out, the Rangers played UW-Milwaukee and defeated them 72-60. The game started out slowly, but the Ranger picked up the pace later in the game. Milwaukee started out with an early lead which didn't please coach Johnson. He commented, "I was hoping we'd really cream them. It didn't work out that way. We did have a good 12 point spread, but Milwaukee came to play." The Rangers will be playing at home during the upcoming week against Lewis and Loras. "Lewis is really a fine team. We're very seriously considering toWomen out do Purdue by Robb Luebr Last Tuesday, Feb. 7, the Rangers of Noreen Goggin put on a basketball clinic at the Physical Education Building. No, this wasn't a special event, just a game; but what a game. The Rangers broke away from a 40-36 halftime lead and coasted to an 85-68 victory over Purdue-Calumet. £ "This was a good one to get down; we needed to have this one," coach Goggin commented after the game. The first half was close throughout, with both teams shooting well. The Rangers were able to get inside, and got the outside shots when the middle was jammed. Purdue- Calumet relied a bit more on their outside shooting. Parkside was only able to take a four point lead into the locker room at the half. Goggin must have had some inspirational words for her team, because when they took the court for the second half, they were ready to get playing. The first five minutes of the second half looked like an instant replay of the first half. The teams traded baskets back and forth. Then it happened: the dam finally broke for Parkside. The trigger was two consecutive long-range baskets by Cindy Ruffert. After that, Parkside could do no wrong. They worked the ball inside at will, and shot from outside well, although they didn't have to. Goggin was even able to clear her bench. Contributing to the lackluster Purdue performance were a few questionable calls by the referees. This got the Purdue coach a bit hot under the collar, which resulted in a stern warning from those same referees. The leading scorers for Parkside were Robin Henschel and Jean Jacobs, who each had 20 points. Hens-' chel had 16 of her points in the first half. Both women were forces inside. Almost all their points came from five-to eight-foot range. Deb Hansen was next with 13 points. Ruffert added 10 points and was responsible for 24 more on 12 assists. Leading rebounders were Hansen and Midge Schinderle, each with nine rebounds. UW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Loras Thursday, Feb. 16 Northern Michigan Monday, Feb. 20 Illinois Tech Thursday, Feb. 23 Student tickets $1 in advance at P.E. Center $2.50 at the door Plus post-game entertainment in Union Square. It's tree with your validated basketball ticket! Feb. 16 Brown & Brown, vocal duet; Feb. 20, Janes Hersch', guitar, plus Coca-Cola Night free cokes; Feb. 23, J.P. & the Cats, 50s/60s show band, plus Union Night, free popcorn, Vi price soda. morrow night controlling the ball on them," Johnson said. Lewis plays a very tight 2-3 zone defense. "They really bothered us down at their place," said Johnson. Loras is another tough team. Loras went to nationals last year in the NAlA tournament. They also have the same squad they had last year. "We know we've got two really tough ball games again this week. I'd like to win at least one of these games. If we win them both, I'll be elated." Johnson added, "If we could beat both those teams this week that would mark to where we've come. Even to win one shows a real improvement in our squad and that's what we're looking for." The game against Loras is scheduled for 7:30 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. Famous 54, Eric Womeldorf shoots and scores Phy. Ed. by Bob Kiesling The administration has put a hold on the Faculty Senate's plan to limit the number of Phy Ed skills classes that count toward graduation, citing both high cost and possible changes in the phy ed department. funding changed "It's still on the books, but it's on hold," said acting vice chancellor Ben Greenbaum. Greenbaum said that Chancellor Alan Guskin delayed the plan because the change would primarily involve changing the school's computerized records program, a costly and complex process. Although no figures were available, Greenbaum said the cost "was more than I would have thought." "It's going to cost some money and take some time," said professor James Shea, who was one of the University Committee members who first approved the plan. Continued on page IIKenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN AS SOCIATION 5935 7th Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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Earl addresses Govenor Anthony Earl vis­ ited Kenosha County Monday. The following is an exclusive Ranger interview with Earl concerning UW System is­ sues. Q.: UW students currently pay 27.5 percent of the total education cost, up from 25 percent. Is there any chance of that increasing again? Unfortunately, I think there's a lot of chance it will increase. As a matter of fact, if the Board of Re­ gents would have had its way last month, it would have increased to at least 30 percent. One of the reasons I have felt so strongly on the faculty pay increase is that I think it ought not to be financed out of greater increases of tuition, at the very least until such time that somebody has taken a look to see what that's going to mean to student access and the ability of folks to stay in college. I think that further increases for faculty compensation ought to come out of general purpose reve- nues-out of our tax revenues, not increases in tuition. And one of the issues I hope that gets addressed by the commission I have appointed to take a look at the faculty compensaton issue is the question of further tuition in­ creases. I remain opposed to them and it would take an awfully per­ suasive case to change my mind. Q.: Do you feel the percentage is fair between 25 a nd 30 percent? I think that the state's policy of 25 percent, which it long was, was the right policy. I understand how it got to 27 V2, b ut I think we ought not have it incremently creeping up there, and I surely don't favor fur­ ther increases beyond that amount at the present time. Q.: Concerning the professor "star fund", do you feel that there is a need for such a fund to keep quality professors in the UW Sys­ tem? And where should that come from if it's necessary? That money came out of general purposes revenues. I knew when I put this budget together late last year that there's going to be very little money available for compen­ sation for all state employees, whether they're faculty members, Continued on Page 8 UW System issues Financial aid situation: Applications up, funds expire by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Financial aid applications have increased 25 percent despite the de­ creasing margin of students who qualify for the funds. Over $3 million in subsidies are available to students for grants, loans and work study. Approxi­ mately 2000 Parkside students re­ ceive some type of financial aid every year. "The spirit of the program is to provide these limited funds to those who really need them," said Jan Ocker, UW-P financial aid director. "The problem comes in defining need." Recent changes in aid qualifica­ tions has re-defined financial aid eli­ gibility. Ocker said that "needs analysis requirements have tighten­ ed up" such as the income cap of $30,000 implemented in the Guaran­ teed Student Loans (GSL) program since 1982, m aking most students at Parkside ineligible for that pro­ gram. "I've had many students who come in and they can't understand why they're not eligible now when they have been eligible in the past. They think it's the lack of funding, but it's not, and it's not necessarily the large number of applicants, it's the changes in the formulas that the government has instituted and that we are required to follow," said Ocker. People in the middle income bracket are most affected by the formula changes. Ocker feels tha the trend toward stiff requirement for eligibility will continue, but h< hopes these formulas will stabilize, Students may soon be required t< verify the date on their application; through a validation process. Thi tax forms of the students and thei: parents would be submitted alonj with the application. Validation i: being considered as a way to lesser the amount of false financial data According to Ocker, validation ma] create a setback in processing ait forms. "We're trying to forestall or a least put a lid on it (added require ments) through our professional or ganizations, but we haven't hat much luck yet," he said. Increased applications has mean a four-week backlog of applications Many students who need to makt corrections on their forms alst delay funds. Funds for the college work studj program and Supplemental Educa tional Opportunity Grant (SEOG have been exhausted for this year Ocker cites the increase of applica Continued on Page 5 R.n,*, td«o, K.„ «„„„ Go ,. Tonf £ .„ dM ,„ g „„ Uortda t , 0 "<">•<" 2 Thursday, September 15,1983 L RANGER Ranger: All in a day's (week's?) work... by Ken Meyer Editor Well, it's been fun. No doubt about that. Last week's issue of the Ranger, not only the first of the year, but' also the first of its kind, brought so much positive feedback that it will be hard to accomplish that feat again. (But we're going to try damned hard during the 29 issues coming up.) The response to the "new Ranger" was so great that Thurs­ day afternoon I was as proud and happy as I have ever been. I didn't even care that I slept six hours and ate nothing for the previous 80 hours. But the actual distribution of the new paper iSn't the whole story. As the song goes "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen"; our readers! could never fathom the headaches and problems we went through last week. We should have been out on strikes, but Ranger came through as a hit. Strike 1: Last week was our first time working with our new printer, and there were enough bugs in our system to star in an Irwin Allen disaster flick; Strike 2: Labor Day was what is supposed to be our major workday; Strike 3: The Ranger-record 24 pages doub­ led our workload. A lot of f irsts occurred last week. Count 'em: first issue of the year, first "new Ranger," first time I ex­ perienced the YMCA dorm-substi­ tute (thanks for putting me up for the night), first time I ever pasted up a newspaper at 5 a.m. to get it out by noon (although we at Ranger aren't even supposed to paste it up at all-thank you again, Catherine, Jennie and John), first time sub­ jected to Racine's inferior bus ser­ vice., the list goes on and on. But the bottom line is Ranger came out and turned many, many heads. Other UW school news­ papers used to think of Ranger as the Rodney Dangerfield of School newspapers. No more. We are get- ting-and are going to keep getting- the respect we deserve. Many people have told me last week's issue was the best issue in four years or five years, depending, on how long they've been here. I can confidently expand that compli­ ment because I have repeatedly gone through Ranger's 12-year his­ tory; it was the best issue EVER. No doubt about it. The good thing is that things are just beginning. We're not going to slack off. The fun is just beginning. Ranger's first general member­ ship meeting last week had the big­ gest turnout in the four years I've been at Ranger. The size was defi­ nitely a record. Hell, even I almost couldn't find a seat. (Note: don't be discouraged-we can never have too many staff members, so stop on down.) To show the lack of inactivity and complacency, this week we are featuring an exclusive interview with Governor Tony Earl, not the usual man-on-the-street interview. (Thank you, ex-PSGA President Jim Kreuser for setting it up.) I really hate sounding like Jerry Falwell preaching about what this newspaper's intentions and pur­ poses are all about. But... We're not a clique. We're not "the enemy." We're students who care. Students who get involved. Students who give a damn so much that we conduct ourselves as watch­ dogs for all students. We're here to inform you-make you aware-and we're also here to prove that Park- side students can, do and will take an active part in their existence as students. Enough Falwellism. We're here for you. If you can help us or we can help you, let us know. Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz News 12 *21 John Kovalic Fm SSS 12221 Robb Luehr ...V.. F J2K Michael Kanais £32 12 SI Catherine h Chaffee Business Manager Jeff Wicks Advertising Manager Pat Hensiak —.Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asa t . Business Manager STAFF Corby Anderson, Jeanne Buenker- Philhps Margaret Butkus, Patricia Ciimbie, Patty DeLuisa, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Rick Luehr, Ziad Musaitif Karen Norwood, Dick Oberbruner Mas- S?* 1 Sh a J5?' ?', U sto u gaard, Nick Thome, Karen rrandel. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they ore solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every wrsday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays- Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ; c ° r / es P on d«nce should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer­ sity^ of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. "J'*" to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday, ttanger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamo- lory content. Write a letter!!! Do you have something you want everybody to know? Or something everybody should know? If you do, write a letter to Ranger. Ranger wants to inspire open dis­ cussion about every topic, and what better way is there for the readers to have their say? Whether it's about a group that you think de­ serves praise or criticism, some­ thing you feel is fair or unfair, something you read in Ranger that you agree or disagree with-let us know about it! Let your voice be heard! All you have to do is follow these ( simple guidelines: • keep your letters under 350! words • type them double-spaced on standard size typing paper • SIGN the letter and include your phone number for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Any letter without a signature and phone number will not be printed. Ranger will publish as many let­ ters as space permits, but reserves the right to refuse letters with libel­ ous content. Ranger also reserves the right to edit or refuse lengthy letters. If you have any questions con­ cerning letters, contact Ken Meyer, Editor, at the Ranger office (WLLCi D139, phone 553-2287). Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. New Ranger feature: Guest editorials In order to encourage in-depth, discussion of the numerous issues! affecting Parkside, Ranger is now' accepting guest editorials from members of the Parkside commu-! nity. Topics should pertain to Park- side, although others may be con- siderd. Guest editorials are differ-, ent than letters to the editor, since, they will carry the author's name, 5 photo (if possible), background and credentials at the beginning of the editorial. Guest editorials should be less than 350 w ords and should be for­ warded to Ken Meyer, Editor, Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139 (or phone 553-2287). All e ditorials must be signed and include a phone num­ ber where the author can be reach­ ed during regular business hours. Reminder Homecoming King and Queen nomination deadline is noon Friday, Sept. 16 (in Union 209) September 15,1983 Repair Work will begin Monday, Sept. 19 on the WLLC plaza to replace a nd repair the walkway. The lower concrete plaza be­ tween the Communication Arts building and WLLC (outside the coffee shop) will be replaced due to a drainage problem and extensive cracking. This area w ill be blocked off for the duration of the project. Also scheduled f or repair is the concrete area outside Middle Main Place and the stretch of sidewalk from the south side of the Commu­ nication Arts building leading to the Physical Education building. The sidewalk will be temporarily replaced by gravel and the location will be revamped to follow the path people walk. Jack Dudley, Physical Plant Di­ rector, said that less concrete will be replaced and there will be more plants added to these area s. "Hopefully, we will make it a more attractive area, something that doesn't look so aus tere," said Dudley. "We're being economical because it's cheaper putting it in to look attractive than it is to replace the concrete as it was." Dudley urges students w ho walk in these areas to re-route their paths to avoid the construction. "Heavy equipment will be com­ ing in and out so it will be pretty messy," he said. It will also be pretty noisy during the demolition of the concrete. This project has been in the works for four years and the final plans were finished in February, 1981. Dud ley said th at it has taken until now to get the project funded by the building commission and t o receive the actual working draw­ ings. The estimated completion date is Nov. 1 and the total cost is $61,000. Minority conference to be held Oct. 7 The sixth annual conference on Graduate Education for Minority Students will be held Fri., Oct. 7, at the Circle Center o f the University of Illinois at Chicago. This confer­ ence in the past has attra cted hun­ dreds of students, counselors and faculty from dozens of colleges throughout Chicago, Illinois and neighboring states. This free conference i s open to minority college students, counse­ lors to minority students and inter­ ested college faculty and admin­ istrators. The conference will provide in­ formation on the opportunities for and benefits of pursuing graduate study at the master's and doctoral level. Students w ill be able to learn from administrators, faculty and fellow students what graduate study in their chosen fie ld involves, how to prepare for admission to a graduate p rogram, admissions pro­ cedures at different universities, availability of financial aid and career opportunities in different professional fields. Prior to the conference there will be a workshop o n test-taking skills useful to taking the standardized tests used by most universities in their graduate admission. Dr . Thel- ma Spencer, of the Educational Testing Service (ETS ) will discuss how students can improve their scores on such widel y used tests as the Graduate Re cord Examination (GRE), Graduate Management Ad­ missions Test (GMA T), Law School Admission Test (LSAT), Miller Analogies Test (MA T), and Medical College Admission Test (MCAT). The conference's keynote speak­ er will be Dr. Frank Hale, a noted educator and scholar, fo rmer presi­ dent of Oakwood College, board member of Operation PUSH and currently Vice-Provost fo r Minority Affairs at the Ohio State University. Following Dr. Hale's address will be six concurrent workshops which students may attend according to their interests. In these workshops a panel of minority faculty, staff, graduate students and graduate alumni will discuss the require­ ments, opportunities and rewards of graduate study in their areas. The six workshops w ill cover: Bio­ logical and Health Sciences; Bus i­ ness, Economics and Accounting; Humanities and Fine Arts; Physical Sciences, Mathematics, and Engi­ neering; Psychology and Social Work; Social Science and Educa­ tion. Parkside students who wish to take part in the conference should contact Esrold Nurse in WLLC D175 (phone 553-2219). the deadline is Oct. 3. Hispanic week National Hispanic Heritage Week is Sept. 12- 18. The library will dis­ play Hispanic literature and art and WGTD/FM 91 radio will have daily highlights on Hispanic topics throughout the week. For more in­ formation contact Teoby Gomez at 553-2578. Uwversity of Wisconsin-Parkakie N New Beginn ing September 29-Ocfober 1 Thursday, September 29 6:00 P.M. King/Queen Coronation Union Patio Friday, September 30 8:00 P.M. Talent Show featuring: Comedian Michael Davis Union Cinema Saturday, October 1 Noon Western Style Bar-B-Que Music by: Brew County Rounders Phy Ed Lot' 2:00 P.M. Varsity Soccer Game Parkside Field 9:00 P.M. Semi-Formal Dance Music by: John Bunic's Big Band Main Place' 9:00 P.M. Casino Festivities Main Place Midnight Prize Raffle Main Place work to close WLLC plaza itt*k TpA<a~ 4 Thursday, September 15,1983 Ranger Computer discounts offered soc By Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Several organizations, the UW System, IBM, Computerland of M il­ waukee and Educators Credit Union have recently collaborated in order to offer personal computers at a 20 percent discount to Parkside faculty, staff and students. Parkside's Computer Center Di­ rector, Wiliam Misamore, said, "Prior to this (micro-computers were) strictly for educational use. Now they are coming out with per­ sonal use." He added that the dis­ count is being offered because "there is a need to acauire micro­ computers. This provides a way for students, staff and faculty to ac quire at discount." The 20 percent discount is given for both the purchase of software as well as hardware. There are many types to choose from, but an example of a personal computer with limited options is as follows: According to Misamore, "there are various reaasons" for purchas­ ing a personal computer. "They get them for hobbies, for business rea­ sons (and) for the education of their children." He added that TYPE MODEL 5150 - 074 5151 5152 001 002 DESCRIPTION System Unit-Model 074 Monochrome Display & Pr inter Adapter Monochrome Display Graphics Printer Printer Cable Printer Stand QTY 1 DOS 2 .0 Less 20% Net Cost Plus Shipping Plus State Tax of 5% -Software— 1 Total FEATURE NUMBER 1504900 1525612 1525614 6024061 Total PURCHASE PRICE $2,533.00 335.00 345.00 595.00 55.00 55.00 60.00 $4,078.00 —815.60 $3,262.40 32.00 164.72 $3459.12 Investing basics to be taught The basics of investing will be covered in an eight-sessions course at Parkside from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Tuesdays-Sept. 27, Oct. 4, 11, 18, 25, Nov. 1, 8, 15-in Molinaro Hall, Room 107. Cost is $40. T he course, designed for people who want to learn about handling their financial matters in the 1980's, will be taught by Eliza­ beth A. Janicek, investment execu­ tive for Shearson-American Ex­ press, Inc. Reservations are required and can be made with Parkside's Business Outreach Office by c alling 553-2047. The course is sponsored by Parkside's Business Outreach Department of the Division of Busi­ ness and Administrative Science; University of Wisconsin Extension; and UW-Parkside's Small Business Development Center. BEGIN YOUR FUTURE AS AN OFFICER. Many college courses prepare you for a job in management. Sooner or later. But successfully completing Army ROTC will place you in a management job right after graduation. It's definitely not a trainee job. You could be accountable for millions of dollars worth of equip­ ment. And responsible for many of the Army's top technicians. You might find your­ self supervising a staff of computer programmers in Heidelberg. Missile tech­ nicians in Korea. Or satellite trackers in Samoa. To qualify, you take a few hours of ROTC classes weekly, along with the subjects in your major. You'll receive financial assistance —$ 100 a month, up to $ 1000 a year—in your last two years. And you might even qualify for a scholarship. For more information on what could be the most important planning decision you'll ever make, contact Cpt. Jack Kuczynski, Marquette University AROTC. Call collect (414) 224-7195 or (414) 224-7240. ARMY ROTC. BEALLYOUCANBE. people buy them mostly because "it's the trend of the future." In order to purchase a personal computer at the 20 percent dis- »count, one must be verified as a Parkside student or staff/faculty member. An additional require­ ment is that all the important data of the purchaser be accurate. This will all be verified through the Computer Center. Student Organization Council (SOC) will sponsor a Recruitment Fair Wednesday, Sept. 21 at 1 p * Members of student clubs annd major organizations will be availa ble for students to question them about what their club/organization does on campus and how to join The purpose of the Fair is to boost student involvement. The club's tables will be set up along the main concourse extending from Main Place to the Union bridge. Club Events Accounting Club The Accounting Club will meet Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. A general membership meeting will be held on Sept. 16 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. An Interviewing on Campus Workshop on Sept. 29 at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Cheerleading Cheerleading is looking for guys and girls for this year's squad. Stu- ( dents interested in cheeleading; should attend the workshops Thurs­ day, Sept. 15 from 7:30-9 p.m. and' Tuesday, Sept. 20 f rom 7:30-9 p.m.; attendance at all workshops is not required. Tryouts will be held on) Wed., Sept. 21 in the Phy. Ed. building. A11 freshman are wel­ come. ISA The International Students Or­ ganization will hold a general mem­ bership meeting on Fri., Sept. 16 in Union 104 a t 1 p.m. Club activities and constitution will be discussed. New members are welcome. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will meet every other Monday throughout the semester. The next meeting is Sept. 26 at 1 p.m. Women in Business/ Phi Gamma Nu The club wiU hold a car wash on Sept. 24 from 10 a.m to 2 p.m. at Shopko in Racine. IEHA There wiU b e a general meeting of Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association on Monday, Sept. 19, 1 p.m., in Moln D133. Tfr pics will include the membership drive, Chicago Safety Congress trip and scheduled speakers. New mem­ bers can come in and pick up ap­ plication forms at this meeting. . Life Science Club Life Science Club is presenting their first guest lecturer for the new FaU semester -Dr. Robert, Esser, Emeritus Associate Profes­ sor, Life Science, UW-Parkside. Dr.! Esser retired from full-time teach-! ing in 1982, but stiU returns in the Spring to teach the popular Organici Gardening class. A dedicated teach-; er, he received an outstanding teaching award from the university before he retired. His lecture, "What are We Doing to Our Local Environment?" will deal with the biological and environmental issues we are personally facing in this area. Please take the opportunity to attend and ask questions on Friday, Sept. 16, in Greenquist D115 at 1 p.m. SNAP-UWM Student Nurse's Association Parkside-University of Wisconsin Milwaukee will be sponsoring a softbaU game and cookout. Student; Nurses vs. Faculty and Staff soft­ baU game wiU be held on Sept. 16 at 4:30 at the Petrifying Springs Park (use County JR entrance). A cookout wiU foUow the game at 7 p.m. Spouses, children, boyfriends and girlfriends are welcome. A S NAP meeting in Tallent Hall 182 o n Sept. 26. Funding decreased Funding of public higher educa­ tion has decreased in 11 states over from ° A year s ' says a new r e P° rt E® n u Amencan Association of State Colleges and Universitites. Wisconsin is one of those 11 states., When adjustments for inflation! are made, state appropriations be-l tween the 1972-73 s chool year and the 1982-83 school year went up less than 3 percent in 20 other states. The 11 states which reduced ap­ propriations are Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Maine, Wisconsin, Con­ necticut, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Vermont and Indiana. RANGER Draft registration affects financia l aid bv Jenmp Tnnlri^uvi ---- - - - - - 5 Thursday, September 15,1983 Burckel elected to WHC by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The draft — to register or not to register is not the only question. One's answer may affect chances for financial aid. The Soloman Amendment states that students applying for financial aid must submit proof of their draft registration with their aid forms or they will be denied funds. Origi­ nally the law was scheduled to go into effect July 1983 but a Minne­ sota Federal Court judge placed a temporary injunction on the law. The injunction came as a respon­ se to students who claim the law vi­ olates their 5th Amendment rights. But on June 29 t he law went back into effect. Jan Ocker, UW-P financial aid director, said that his office is re­ quired by the US Department of Education to collect a statement from students indicating that they have registered or they are not re­ quired to register for the draft. Statements must be collected from both males and females. An added two week delay in pro­ cessing loans has resulted from this stipulation. Ocker said that al­ though there is a processing delay because of the added workload for the financial aid staff, it is not a bad situation at this point. "It is something that we don't welcome and I'm sure students don't welcome, but it's a law and it will be enforced," said Ocker. Statements were sent to students who did not have them on file and the financial aid office has been giving them out along with applica­ tion forms since August. "As of Oct. 1 we will not be able to process any applications or certi­ fy any Guaranteed Student Loans (GSL) applications or make any payments without that form defi­ nitely on file," he said. The Department of Education has not yet determined how this law should be implemented. Al­ though the financial aid office is only collecting statement forms at this time, students may soon be re­ quired to provide proof of their reg­ istration with their aid applications. The proof is an acknowledgement of Selective Service registration that students would receive from the Selective Service Department after they register. Ocker said that he hopes the fi­ nancial aid office will not be requir­ ed to collect the proof of registra­ tion document. "We have been ar­ guing, through our professional or­ ganizations, (with the Department of Education) that this would be a burden for students and it would be difficult for the financial aid staff to enforce," he said. He added that it is unlikely that the law will be repealed, but how it will be implemented and whether the Department of Education will offer any alternatives to the situa­ tion remains to be seen. Nicholas Burckel, associate direc­ tor of the Parkside Library-Learn­ ing Center, has been elected to the Wisconsin Humanities Committee (WHC), a non-profit organization that provides money to public and private groups for programs on pub­ lic policy, l ocal history and humani­ ties-related topics. Burckel is the second Parkside staff member to be elected to the Madison-based committee, which receives funds from the National Endowment for the Humanities and is composed of representatives of education, business, labor, govern­ ment and the general public drawn from throughout the state. Barbara Shade, an associate pro­ fessor of e ducation at Parkside, was elected to the 25-member commit­ tee in 1980 and recently was re­ elected by the committee to a sec­ ond three-year term. Burckel was chosen largely on the basis of his involvement with area communities and his scholarly inter­ est in local history. Four times a year members of the WHC convene to review pro­ posals from non-profit organizations around the state seeking funds to support their projects. The commit­ tee also considers policy issues con­ cerning the kind of programs it should help finance. Financial aid Continued on Page 1 tions as the reason for exhausted funds. "In the past, Parkside has never had the problem of not meeting needs. This year I'm sure we will have students who will be unable to meet their total needs," Ocker said. Private scholarships available on campus have increased. These are available to new and continuing stu­ dents who demonstrate high aca­ demic excellence or achievement. "We encourage students who need money to meet educational costs to apply," said Ocker. He added that students should apply early and they should be accurate on their forms or they may jeopard­ ize their chances for receiving funds. —" <-u ue seen. campus nave increased. These are funds. Couvion, Bugenhagen appointed to NACA Arthur "Buddy" Couvion, Coor dinator of Student Activities at Parkside, has been re-appointed Cooperative Buying Coordinator in the Wisconsin Region of the Nation­ al Association for Campus Activi­ ties. He will continue to be re­ sponsible for coordinating, within the State of Wisconsin, all coopera­ tive buying activity-that process by which NACA m ember schools save money in their entertainment budgets by buying talent, products and services collectively. Couvion's previous NACA in­ volvement includes serving as Okla­ homa Unit Coordinator in 1978-79, Southern Michigan Unit Coordina­ tor in 1980, and Wisconsin Coopera­ tive Buying Coordinator since 1982. He also was ACU-I Regional Confer­ ence Programs Coordinator in 1980, was among the 1980 Outstanding Young Men Among Colleges and Universities, has served as a con­ sultant on residence hall programm­ ing at Eastern Kentucky University, and is a member of the Wisconsin State Advisory Committee on Arts for the Handicapped. Couvion formerly was Director of Gantz Center and Student Activities at Phillips University and Assistant Director of University Center at the University of Michigan/Flint. He holds a B.S. in secondary education from Southeast Missouri State Uni­ versity and an M.S. in college stu­ dent personnel from Indiana Uni­ versity. Marilyn Bugenhagen, Assistant Coordinator of Student Activities at Parkside, has been appointed Mem­ bership Coordinator in the Wiscon­ sin Region of the National Associa­ tion for Campus Activities. She will be responsible for recruitment and retention of association members , within the State of Wisconsin. Bugenhagen's previous NACA i n­ volvement includes serving on the Host School Committee for the Spring 1983 Wisconsin Regional Conference and on the Showcase Se­ lection Committee for the 1980 an d 1981 Wisconsin Regional Confer­ ences. She was recently selected as Adviser of the Year at Parkside. She holds a B.S.E. in elementary education from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater and an M.A. in student personnel administration from Ball State University. NACA, with its national office in Columbia, South Carolina, is the largest and most influential organi­ zation in the field of campus activi­ ties programming, with a current membership of over 900 colleges and universities and nearly 550 asso­ ciated firms in the contemporary entertainment, performing and fine arts, recreation, travel and leisure services industries. The Parkside Union HOURS RECREATION CENTER Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Saturday 9:30 a.m.-12 a.m. Sunday 12 a.m.-10 p.m. Sweet Shoppe Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Union Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Union Squre Mon.-Thurs. 10:30 a.m.-1l Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. p .m. Information Center Mon.-Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dining Room Mon 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30-2 p.m. Reservatons Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 6 Thursday, September 15,1983 Board of Regents accept research projects More than S99fi noo in „.i RANGER s More than $226,000 in support o_ research projects and activities by! Parkside faculty members was ac -j cepted Sept. 9 by the UW System^ Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $163,799 from the United States Navy in sup­ port of a two-year, off-campus as­ signment for Parkside Chemistry Professor Michael Marron, who is working for the Office of Naval Re­ search in Washington D.C. Marron, who remains an employee while onl leave, is advising the Navy on its re-! search into the effects of elec­ tromagnetic fields on living organ-i isms. His assignment continues) through May, 1985. The Regents also acceptedi $51,103 from the National Institutes! of Health for continuing research into the electromagnetic field ef­ fects on the cell membrane by ai team of UW-Parkside scientists headed by Life Science Professor Eugene Goodman. The long-term study, which has received more than $750,000 in federal grant sup­ port, seeks to identify and charac­ terize the mechanism by which ex­ tremely low frequency electromag­ netic fields affect living organisms. A grant of $1,842 f rom the fed­ eral Department of Health and Human Services and administered by the City of Kenosha in support of a study of job-related injuries in -f curred by municipal workers over a> four-year period was accepted by the Regents. The study, which identifies the 1 number of job-related injuries to City of Kenosha workers in dozens of job classifications, is being con­ ducted by a team of Parkside researchers headed by Life Science- Allied Health Professor Eugene Ga- siorkiewicz. Get down to business faster. With the BA-35. If there's one thing business students have always needed, this is it: an affordable, busi­ ness-oriented calculator. The Texas Instruments BA-35, the Student Business Analyst. Its built-in business formulas let you perform complicated finance, accounting and statistical functions - the ones that usually require a lot of time and a stack of reference books, like present and future value © 1983 Texas Instruments calculations, amortizations and balloon payments. The BA-35 means you spend less time calculating, and more time learning. One keystroke takes the place of many. The calculator is just part of the package. You a lso get a book that follows most business courses: the Business Analyst Guidebook. Business professors helped us write it, to help you get the most out of calculator and classroom. A powerful combination. Think business. With the BA-35 Student Business Analyst. * Texas INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. Also accepted by the Regents was a $9,697 grant from the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development in support of re search into alternative service delivery as­ sistance for area officials of munici­ pal governments. The study, to be conducted by W illiam Murin, direc­ tor of Parkside's master's degree program in public administration, will examine ways in which city of­ ficials in Wisconsin can contract with private firms for management of facilities such as city golf cour­ ses, swimming poools and marinas. PARKSIDE UNIOI , 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ba lls • Milk C aramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burncit Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball s Yogurt Peanuts Smoked Almonds whole Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Decision time - Students to decide whether or not Parkside should stay in UC Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, February 23, 1984 Decision time: by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Two years have passed and once again students must vote on March 7 and 8 whether or not Parkside should continue to be donor mem- bers of the United Council Founds- tion, Inc. United Council, one of the oldest student organizations, is the UW System student lobby, that works at the state level for student rights and issues. According to United Council by- laws, "the purpose of this organiza- tion is to develop and support high standards for the quality of educa- tion at the University of Wisconsin and to work to maintain the acces- sibility of that quality to the people of the State of Wisconsin; to serve as a liason between the students of Wisconsin and other state student associations; and to promote and encourage the free and spirited ln- terchange of ideas and methods of operations between the student governments of the state ..." The referendum students will vote on (will decide whether or not) Parks ide students will support United Council for at least two years through a mandatory fee (re- fundable on request) of 50 cents per semester. Tbe charge of 50 cents is the miscellaneous fee designated on tuition bills. By supporting United Council as donor members. Parkside would be voting mernb\!rs of the organiza- tion, which means at least four del- ."!latos from.· die. ~versity wouJd I Winter Carnival "It's ~aBall" Rudy Ballssa f1efU IIId Mary 81....... "leY 1IIe..-1 .... , .... P'JI, day's Costume Ball. wbieh ended the week-long Winter CarDiul .... Uvities. Tbeir Raggedy Ana aDd Andy eoslunws ""OD Iirst pla<'f' in lilt' best costume ceetesr. The SnUball Cluh WODthe Cluh E"eDb competition ..ilh PAC' (Parkside Association or Communicators) pladDIe sec.·ondInd Ran«t"r Third. For a full listing of all the week's winAt"rs and mort" phOIO'_ ~ pages 6 and 7. RaDger pholn by Mid .... Kallas. Students to decide whether or not Parks ide should stay in UC HI cannot see what Parkside has gain- ed from this organization.., - Mike Scoon HIt's in Parhside's best interest to stay involved." - Jim Kreuser attend monthly meetings and con- ferences to discuss current student issues and decide on how to react to these issues. United Council's executive board consists of the President, Vice President, Executive Director, Leg- islative Affairs Director. Minorities Affairs Director and a Women's Af~ fairs Director; aU these positions are paid. The organization is based in Madison and serves 11 UW System campuses <UW-Eau Claire and UW- Platteviae currently are not donor members). Campuses that do nol adopt the funding referendum can become associate members of the organization if the executive board approves such a membership; as· sociate members do not vote on any matters. The feelings con<erning United Council and the referendum at Parkside are diverse among the PSGA Senators and executives. Mike Sc:oon, PSGA Vice Presi- dent. feels that it would be in the best Interest of the students to vote down the referendum. Scoon cited the cost of the organization for the students, lack of benefits for be- longing, and internal lighting among members as his reasons for believing that Parkside should drop out of United Council. "The real issue is the .osl and benefit of the organization. Every student has to pay 50 cents per semesler (for United Council) be- cause of the referendum. That's $6,000 from this campus. But is that the lotal cost? No. it's not. It costs money to send a delegation to United Council. PSGA is funded throngh SUFAC (Segregated Uni- Yersity Fees Allocations commit- tee) for $3.122 for lravel expenses and this was strictly for United Council functions. "That is a heD of a lot of money for a school like Parkside to be pay- ing out In send people In United Council meetings once a month." said Scoon. Scoon feels that United Council has not made much beadway on the issues the)' haYe ~. "I've been part of UC for three years and I cannot see what Parksi- de has gained from this organiza- tion. United Council has lost on all the major. issues they have address- ed. On the tuition issue. we lost on that; the state stuck it to us. United Council harps on voter registration all the time ...we register at the polls so that's a dead issue, but United Council harps 011 this every year. Uniled Council also lost on the drinking age issue." said Scoon. The internal problems that United Council has had in the past also concerns Scoon. ve's last president, Scott BenUey. was im- peached in November. The current president, Sue Znidorka, will finish ber term in April and wiD not run in the next election. Therefore. United Counci1 will hive had three presidenta In • lis _tb period, which Scoon feels adds to the in- ronsisIency of the organization. Joe Vi«nieri, PSGA senalor. per- sonally feels that Parkside is not ready to be active In United Coun- cil at lhia lime bedluse of the size of the Senate. The Ia.-t Senate is only ball-fuD. Parkside had a strong delegation In United Council a year ago, but participation had dwind- led. For this reason Vigmeri feels the referendum should be failod, but he feels Ihe organizalton has many benefits which voters should consider. • '" feel that United Council can be a powerfUl organizatiOll. II caD be run effectively; it can be a van- guard of sludent righta 10 the state I feel thai Uniled Counrll is one of the few institutions that is standing between studenta' rights ,n thIS state and those people in admin- istrative positions who would like to see students' rights eliminated If United Council has been ineff..... tual in the past, lhars not In uy that they can't be effectual in the future, ,. said Vignieri. "Right now , don't feel ... ·... prepared to he in United Counrll. If ... 're not going In be active then ... -shouldn't he in it," Vienieri Idded. Terry Tunks. PSGA seeret •• ry !Treasurer, IIso feels Parkside shouJd withdraw their support from United Counci1 at this time. "One thing that Parkside hu that OIIny other call1pUll!l do not have is • good "'pport With our ad- ~d! ...... 1 2 Thlllllllay. Fellruary 23, lISt RANGER .. Letters to the Editor PSGA meeting disturbing • IS Open Letter to the PSGA: On February 16 lhet"e was to be.a meeting held at 8 p.m. in Room 134 of Comm Arts as posted at the PSGA ollice. I was there at 7:55 and waited until 8: 15 before I de- cided to go down to the PSGA offi- ce to find out what was happeoing. On the way down tbere, I met some PSGA senators. and was told that they tooIt a quorum vote in tbe PSGA office and cancelled tbe meeting. This is a disturbing situation be- cause PSGA meetings are suppos- edly open to the student body, and so when the PSGA posts a meeting one would only think it rigbt tbat the quorum vote be taken at the meeting place posed and not some c1osed-door session in anolhet" loca- tion. It almost makes one angry enougb to run for PSGA Senate to assure thatlbis foolishness does not happen again. Franklin Kuczenski Ranger, PSGA open house Ranger. WLLCD1~ and PSGA (Pa!tside Student Government As- sociation) WLLC DI39A, will be holding an Open House on Wednes- day, Feb. 29 from 9 a.m, to 2 p.m, This will give students a cbance to find out what lfteir newspaper and student government are all about. Please stop by; refresbments will be provided. cODtinued from page I IJIIJIistratioD and we're a very pro- gressive scbool as far as student input is coneemed. We have input so it doesn't seem liIte we need United Council to belp us in that area. We could still be involved in the organization (as associate mem- ben) ... it's better 10 sil back and wait to see if United CoUDciI can build up than to keep spending the money. We can always gel back in 10 Ihe organization. Maybe if United CouncU gels a little smaJler there will be less confusion and they could get something accom- plished," said Tunks. Former PSGA presidenl Jim Kreuser stroIlgly supports Parksi· de's continued participation in United CoUDciI. Pa!tside maintain- ed a strong delegation to United Council during Kreuser's presi- dency. "Withoul Uniled CoUDciI I don't know how a check and balance can exist. Believe me. I don't care bow good of a relationship. you have with any administration; if you don't have something to check tbem with, Iben you can't keep things on an even kiel,' said Kreus- er. Kreuser feels student rights would be in danger without United Council. He also feels that associate membership in United Council would be insufficient. "What if every school in the sys- tem IIad lbe saDIe pbilosopby and dropped out of United Council? That's very shorttenn thinking and very foolisb thinking. We need to back up and defend Chapter 36 (tbe law which provides students wilb shared governance of their cam· pus). Things could be even worse than they are in other schools in other stales. Chapter 36 is the mosl liberal law in the country. Maybe people don't waRl to keep it that way. bot as an ex-student leader I think iI's only fair that we do," said Kreuser. "Although United Council didn'l get lhe slale legislalure to pass some of the issues thai we wanled it 10. alleast they were there lobby- ing for us and trying to get lhings ckme," he added. "It's an invest- ment to belong to United Council and it's in Parkside's best interest to stay involved." Jearme Buenker·Pbillips, current PSGA president, said, "the reallrn- porlaDt aspecl about United Coun- cil. ~o me at least, is being able to keep the lines of communication open with all the schools. When you meet someone at United Council you can call them and get inIonna- tion. It helps to know these people on a nersonal basis. then they are HI can't pinpoint the problem with the Parkside campus." U.C.'s Sue Znidorka more willing to belp you out." Buenker-Phillips also feels that United Council's internal problems were reduced when Sue Znidorka took over as United Council presi- dent in November. Znidorka is quite concerned about Parkside voting against the referendum. "Parkside's participa- tion in United Council was tremen- dous a year ago. Their support and their involvement was highly bene- ficiaLit's remarkable to me thai there has been such a sudden change over. I can't pinpoinl the problem with the Parkside campos. "The goal of United Council is to serve as the students' voice. and I IhiDk thai Parkside would loose a lot if they withdrew their support," she said. Znidorka feels that the internal fighting in United Council is in the pasl and thai the benefits of the or- ganization far outweigh the amounl of I)IOney thai is expended per cam- pus. She feels thai Parkside sbould increase their involvement in the organization in order to reap great- er benefits. "We do not represent one cam- pus over another, and if at one given time an issue we are discuss- ing is not lop priorily at Parkside then maybe it sbould be a lop priorily; or maybe Parkside should let us know whal their lop priori- ties are. How are we to know if they do nol come 10 our meetings? Issues are detennined by what Ihe (state) legislature is hearing al Ibe time and what educational issues are being discussed," said Znidor- ka. Znidorka said thai every student on a campus that belongs 10 United Council is a member of the organi- zation, therefore Parkside shouldn'l limit Ibeir delegation to PSGA Senators. "The size of the Senate has no bearing on whether or not they should be members of United Council," she said. Znidorka outlined some of the is- sues thai United Council is working on al this time. One issue which Parkside is in- terested in is the proposal whicb would give non-allocaled segregat- ed university fees to carbpus cbild care centers. Parkside is in favor of Ibis proposition, according 10 PSGA president Buenker-Phillips. Legislative Affairs is working on making voter registralion packets, formulating a Lobby Day and in- creasing lobby communication. Faculty collective bargaining is also being IooIted al. The Legislative Af- fairs Director's position is vacant at this time, and United Council is now laking applications for Ibe position. The Executive Director and the organization's accountant is work- ing with an area CPA finn to audil United Council whicb will cover one fISCal year. They are also work- ing on a fonnalized voucher sys- lem. The Academic Affairs Director and Znidorka are currenlly working for \he implemenlation of a Nurs- ing Ph-D program in tbe UW Sys- lem. The director is also actively involved in the faculty compensa- tion issue. as well as developing a job survey concerning campus jobs. The Minority Affairs Director is working for Assembly Bill 317 which would allow migrant workers to pay in-state tuition in Wisconsin. The direclor is also closely watch- ing the recommendations made by the UW System committee on minority and disadvantaged stu- dents. Keto Meyes- EdItor JeDDle TwIkieIcz News Editor .... ItevIIIe FeallDe EdItor PmidlI ClaDIoIe Spor\I Editor MidIlIe\ Kdu .PIIoto EdItor Dave McEvoy eop, EdItor ADdy Brh _ BesiDe. Manager CadIerI8e Qoffee AdvertIsiD& Manager JIB WWtIoey NIoIIa DilItIl1NtiGD Manager ... 1IHIiIIt Aat. Beft. Manager RCJnge, is w,iHen ond edi,ed by students of UW·Por/uide and Ihey a,e so""y respansib'" fa, i,s editorial poIKy ond c:Dnfe,,'. Published e~ry Thu,sday.durlng the oc:asJemic: yeor e.Kepl durin" bNaks ond holidays. Range, is printed by the Roc:ine )0<01,1101 Times. All c:arrelpondence should be oddreued to: Pa,hide Range,. Uni...e,- sify of Wiscansin·Pa,ksick, Bo,ll No. 2000. KMOsIKt. Wis. 53'41. L."'rs fo the edilor wil/ be oc:cepMcJ if frpewtiffH. double-spaced on s/andard size po~. Lellers should &. less than 350 words and musl be signed wi,h a telephone number ;pc;1ud.d for "rilica'ion purposes. "Ncm'es will be wi,hheld 'or ... olld reosons. Deadline for leiters is Tl,leKloy 10 0."'- lor pvblic:otion rnl,lrsdoy. Ranger reserves fhe right fo refuse letters coMoiliing false and de'amo- fory con'en'. WRITERS Carl CIaer-*i, Karl Dlxo •• MidIad _, w_ IIermaoa, Mary _~ IIoI! IUeoIiBg, CvoI Korte_iell;, D..... Kroake, Riek ...... _ Loehr. Did< 0bertJr00.. ner. Tony Rocers. Bill Slougaard. Nidl 'I1Iome, 8anh UIIIII, Iteria ZirteIItacb, Pld_. PHOTOGRAPHERS Kareu Con. Rob _, Todd nerhol, &are. TtudeI. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 20, February 23, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda , March 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin.Parkside Vol. 12, No. 21 Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, an an- thropologist who is dean of the Col- lege of Arts and Sciences at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks, will be the new vice chancellor/dean of faculty at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin announced Mon- day. Shutler will begin her new duties July 1 as chief academic officer and number two administrator at Park- side at an annual salary of $60,000. She also wiD be a tenured professor of anthropology. Her apointment concludes a national search for a successor to Lorman Ratner, who became executive dean of the UW Center System last September. Before assuming the deanship at Alaska in 1980, Shutler chaired the anthropology department at Wash- ington State University from 1975- 80 and taught from 1967-75 at san Diego State University, including three years as department chair and two years as graduate coordina- tor. She taught at the University of Hawaii in 196H6 and at the Uni- versity of California, Davis, in 1962- 63. From 1959 to 1965 she was at the University of Nevada as editor, research associate and assistant curator of anthropology at the Nevada State Museum. She received her undergraduate degree from the University of Cali- fornia Berkeley (1951) and her mas- ter's (955) and PhD (1958) in an- thropology from the University of Arizona. Tbe 12-memher faculty, staff and student search and screen commit- tee invited five finalists to visit Parkside for intensive two-day in- terviews with all segments of the campus community. The final se- lection was made by Chancellor Guskin. Guskin said that Shutler "clearly received the strongest campus-wide support of any of the candidates in- terviewed and was my first choice. I look forward to working with Belly and am confident she will provide the kind of leadership that will enable Parkside to continue moving forward in pro"ding qual- ity education and service to our stu- dents and communities." Shuller will ~become the second woman in the chancellor-level ad- ministrative team that heads UW- Partside, joining Guskin and As- sistant Chancellors Carla J. Stoffle and Gary G. Goetz. Gaskin said Associate Dean Ben Greenehaum will continue as acting vice chancellor until Shutler's ar- rival. "We are fortunate, indeed, to have had a person of Ben's talents and experience to carry on during MIrY Elizabetll Shutler the transition. He has done an out- standing job for us," Gaskin said. At lbe University of Alaska, Shut- ler was dean of a faculty numbering nearly 140 full-and part-lime m.... - bers at a university of about 4,200 students. Parkside has about 250 full-and part-time faculty and an enrollment of about 6,000. Shutler is widely published in her field and is an associate director of the La Hav Research Project, a program of archeological and an- thropological investigations in southern Israel since 1976. An envi- ronmental archaelogist who is trained as an anthropologist, Shut- ler has been respoasible for aU "". vironmental studies at the seven- acre mound site 01 TeD IlaJif near the Kibbutz La Hav. As a laculty member, Shutler Ms assumed leadenhip roles in p""" grams dealing with women's stu.!. ies, improvement of teadlini, and international studies at AlasUo Fairbanks, Washington State and San Diego State. ~. Vice President PSGA candidates speak out at open forum by Ken Meyer Editor The PSGA candidates for the of- fices of president and vice presi- dent addressed their constituents Monday during an open forum sponsored by Ranger. News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz muderated the forum, The forum's participants were presidential hopefuls Dwight Mose- by and Scott Peterson and vice presidential candidates Paul John- son and Joe Vignieri. Janice Block, the third vice-president candidate was absent. The election will be held Wed- nesday & Thursday, March 7 and 8. Each candidate made a prepared speech and then answered ques- tions from the small audience. Peterson, the current President Pro Tempore of the PSGA Senate, said that the president's job is to "insure, promote and defend the rights of students, whether they are involved or apathetic." He {eels that his "experience, leadership ability and involvement at Parkside for the last three years" makes him highly qualified for the position. "I've seen certain actions take place which have angered me," said Petenon. He said that student input in lbe Union operations has "dwindled. Aclions have come di- recliy from the administration. This has &Ot to stop. We pay lor the Union and we have less and less say Ibout wbat llOOS on." ~ said be waalI to "maJre the student Union a real student Union, which it hasn't been ...Right now it's (Union Director) Bill Nie- buhr's Union. It's not the Student Union. "I'm sick and tired of the admin- istration laking action behind our backs (and) it's becoming more and more frequent. I will not be intimi- dated by the administration. I will fight for our shared governance if I have to," he said. In order for PSGA to work effec- lively, according to Peterson, "we need cooperation between the Sen- ate and the President. These two branches must work together in order to achieve our goals." Moseby, who is Activities Coor- dinator for the Black Student Or- ganization, said, "Student apathy is one of our major problems. If we had more student participation, we would have less problems. I ptan to conceutrate most of my efforts on increasing student participation and working jointly, side by side, with the administration. "I have seen PSGA lose credibil- ity over the yean. I've been here," said Moseby. "It Is necessary for PSGA to develop a strong rofe as student representalives on this campus. When I say a strong role, I man IIQt bein& tbe l'eCipleDt or the vehicle by which the administration carries out their policies. The stu- dent body has a less than strong voice on this campus. "It is my impression that the ad- ministration has dictated over a number of years what is to come or what PSGA would carry out in terms of their policies. That would change," he said. Moseby said the president "should take a strong leadership role rather than being a yes-man or yes-woman." Moseby also stated that student housing should be improved. "I've been told there is no way for us to have dormitories, but we can house our students in a far away place called the YMCA and bus them out here every day." Vignieri, a PSGA Senator, and Chairman of PSGA's Legislative Af- fairs committee, "appalled" last fall when only six students ran for the nine Senate position and only a small percentage of student voted "I was very angry," be said. ". wan angry with the student body for not coming out to vote. l was angry with those concerned stu- dents and those capable students CoDliaaed CD Pace 8 Very Special Arts' Festival set Review: "Too True to be Good" r INSIDE llesporudble drinking stressed BaBketball: women win, men split RANGER z ThllJSday, MardI 1, lIN I Letter to the Editor I PSGA purchase doesn't compute GOOD MORNING, SIR. WE'RE DOINCI AN IN-DEPTH STORY ABOUT YOUR METEORIC RISE .. m SECOND PLACE IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINA.TION. a quirements that the PSGA can pos- sibly come up with. Not only are there computers in the library, but there is the mainframe computer with its capacity. Why spend tbou- sands 01 doUars to duplicate curren- tly existing lacilities? And don't tor- get the costs 01 maintaining such a system. It is my opinion that cer- tain PSGA members are simply be- dazzled by the prospect 01 "owning a computer." A computer that will, over the long haul, prove to be overpriced and underutilized. It's about lime our student lead- ers get their heads out 01 the 'clouds, and act responsibly with the funds we students entrust them with. To the Editor: In talking to several members of our illustrious student government, I have discovered that it is on Ihe minds 01 many 01 them that PSGA , needs a computer. Through the use 01 a computer, mailing could be seIlt to the student body, tbereby keeping us beller inlormed 01 events and activities. Correspond- ingly. these activities would be bet- ter attended. I applaud abnost any attempt to improve tbe 'Quality 01 campus life at Parkside, and I agree that improved communica- tions is key to doing this. However, Parkside already has the capacity to handle any kind 01 word processing/data handling re- ~ , ASWELL AS A FU~~~~T OF YOUR &O YHOOD M!I> HOW YOU POLITICAL RACE, NOW WE'RE MET YOURWIFE. • GOING 10 NEED SOME BACKGROUND ... ~ Tom Shuler .Primary results at the city or country clerks office in your area. If you should have any trouble, contact Joseph Vignieri, Chairman 01 the Legislative Allairs Comrnillee at P.S.G.A. ollice at WLLC Dl39A, or phone and leave a message at 553-2244. One more election note: DON'T FORGET the P.S.G.A. ELEC· TlONS, to be held next week Wed- nesday and Thursday, March 7 and 8, Irom 8 a.m, to 8 p.m. in the Molinaro Hall Concourse. As edu- cated adults and conscientious citi- zens we should all be interested and involved in our democratic sys- tern on every level from national politics right down to our own school elections. For the first time in a while, Parkside has a race in the Senate- rial election as there are ten candi- dates for only nine positions. Let's support their ellorl and ex- ercise our right to a voice in gov- ernment. It will only take a lew moments to stop and vole next week. Vote lor the candidates of your choice, BUT VOTE. In Kenosha the attention was centered on the Mayoral race where a lield 01 five has been nar- rowed to two -John Bilotti and Wil- liam Pocan. Also advancing from the primary elections were two can- didates out 01 lour lor Municipal Judge and lour candidates out 01 six lor city school board positions. All 01 these races in Kenosha, like Racine. will be decided jointly with the national primary election on April 3. The primary results: II you are not yel registered to vote, you can pre-register at any number 01 places in both Kenosha and Racine such as: all lire stations in both cities and counties; the public and uptown libraries in Ra- cine and the new southwest library in Kenosha; any town or village hall lor Kenosha and Racine coun- ties; the ollice lor the Registrar 01 Deeds in either city. If you're in doubt as to where you should go to register, you can stop in for information or pre-reg- istration at one 01 the offices listed below. • The local spring primaries were beld last week on Tuesday and a number of races were narrowed in both Kenosha and Racine. In Ra- cine there were two contests for Al- derman in the 2nd and 4th districts. There are also races for Municipal Judge, Circuit Court Judge (branch 3), and lor Constable that will ap- pear on the city wide ballot held jointly with the spring presidential primary on Tuesday April 3rd. The primary results: City Positions Alderman (2nd Distnct) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judga Guadalupe G. Vinarreal Robert Michelson Circuit Court Judge, (blanch 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Constable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Racine City Clerk Racine City Hall 730 Washington Ave. 636-9171 County Clerk Racine Courthouse 730 Wisconsin Ave. 636-3121 The clerk's office for your area can also tell you your voting district and where the polling places are lo- cated in your area. Give them a call if you're not sure where you are supposed to vote. Remember that pre-registration ends 13 days belore an election, so that means you must pre-register by March 21 lor lhe April 3rd election. State law provides lor registra- tion at the polls so il you miss pre- registration, simply go to your pol- ling place on election day and bring a couple 01 pieces 01 identification. For any students -who live out- side the Kenosha/Racine area, you can pre-register or get information City Positions Mayor John M. Bilotti William Paean Municipal Judge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema SChool Board Ma<y Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Pre-registration offices Kenosha City Clerk City Municipal Blvd. 625 52nd Ave. 656-8130 County Clerk Kenosha Courthouse 912 56th St. 656-6455 ••••••••••••• *••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *•••• *••••••• *•••••••••••••••••••••••••• *** Write a letter to the Editor Do YO" .... ve • gripe •• complimeDt, or just something )'OU Wllllt n-eryODe DB campus to know about? Write • letter 10 the EdlIor! ~ Meyer , " , "., ••••, EdItw ... TuIdelci News EdItor • JeIul KonIIc FeaIlIre EdItor .. PatrIeIe e-Ilie s-ts EdIIor ~ Mi<IIeeI KaIIas : ~ EdItar .. Dave McI!lwf Cepy Editor AMy , , _ Maeacer ClItheriDe Cllaflee "MftrtIIIeI Maeoger JIll WIIitIley NIeIan DlatailNllue ~ Pat HeDSiak Asst. u.st_ ~ Rprtgfl is wriHen and edi~ by sWenf$ 01 UW·P. .. A:sid. rmd fhey are sekly responsible 'or i'~ editotiol policy artd conJenf. l'ublished e ...ery Thursday during rbe academic year eJ«ep' dVting breab a"d no/ldays. Ranger is prif/lea by ,he Rocine Journal Tunn AH coueJ,:.omknc.e should b. add,essed to, 'arhiJ. Ranger, Unive, ,itr 01 Winonsin·Po,luiae. 8011 No. 2000, KenoJho, ~., 53'41. letters to Ihe editot will be acceplfl:l if type_llfen, ~.spaced on standard size poper, lettem sfrould be IeosstJton 350 wo,d. ond mint be .i~ wilh 0 lekphone - number incltkkd 'O( ... ,dica,ron IWr~s. Name. wiJl be withheld for ~Q/id reGiOn •. Deodline for leiters is Tueu:lo., 'D a.m. for pubroa:ttion Thvnday Ifong.r leserw» ,he right 10 ,elvw ,.".... confoininv ,... ond 4kforno fory _coRl~'. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Special Olympics - PUAB says "no" to charitable cause Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsiu-Parkside Special Olympics PUAB says "no" to charitable by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Pitchers, carafes not out yet 'Parkside has not seen the end of beer pitchers and wine carafes yet. The recommendation by PUAB would have had the Union and Rec Center cease using these non-indi- vidual serving containers during day to day operations on March 19, the first school day alter spring break. The early date was set in order to allow Union administra- PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) met last Friday to continue discussion on Union policy recom- mendations. Discussion was immediately side- tracked when Ken Meyer. PUAB's Ranger representative. asked the committee to support an "Ugly Bartenders" contest in the Union Square and Rec Center to help raise money for Special Olympics. The event is being sponsored state- wide by Miller Brewing Co.. who is also providing many prizes for con- test winners and donating all pro- ceeds to Wisconsin Special Olym- pics. The fact that the event is being sponsored by Miller Brewing Co. worried some of the committee members because of the current controversy surrounding the corpo- rate sponsorship issue on campus. Also, some committee members felt that by supporting this charity it will cause an influx of charities to approach the campus. ..At this point in time there is a moratorium on anything corporately PSGA election ballot March 7 & 8 • President Dwight Mosby Scott Peterson Vice President Paul Johnson Joe Vignieri Senatorial Candidates: Rhonda Gerolino Gregory Holcomb Barbara Johnson Jan Kratochvil Franklin Kuczenski Marcia Ostrowski Napoleon Scarbrough Adrian Serrano Ernestine Weisinger Janice Block (write-in) Ron Belec (write-in) SUFAC '(Segregated UnilJOr.ity Fee. Allocotio ... Committee) Pat Hensiak PUAB (~ Unio" Ad"ioo<y Board) Joe Cucunato Bruce Preston , tors the opportunity to measure the economic impact of the policy prior to the implementation of the new drinking age. Assistant Chancellor Carla Storne asked that the plan to remove pitchers and carafes be put on hold for now. She feels that the Union should wait on this policy until sponsored until rules and regula- tions have been established by the corporate sponsorship committee." said Union Director Bill Niebuhr. Meyer said, "I don't think we should turn down a good cause just because of something silly like cor- porate sponsorship," alter the student government elec- tions. "Since we are in the middle of an election and on the verge of hav- ing a new student government president, I feel we should wait until the new president can meet with us and discuss the issue." said Storne. FI<fence Shipek. a faculty repre- senta~ve, said, "There are many canisters in the stores for all types of charities. Supporting this charity might force us, the campus. to set a presidence on charities. " Tom Krimmel. alumni represent- ative, said. "I think a contest could cause just as easily be run on the con- course." Meyer added, "This contest re- quires no work on our part and there is no solicitation required. This charity is different than all of the other types of charities that might approach the campus be- cause this contest has to be run in the bar .. .it's a bartenders contest not a conrourse-tenders contest." Meyer made a motion stating that PUAB would support an Ugly Bartenders contest and donate the proceeds to Special Olympics. but the motion failed 4-2-3, one vote short. SOC rStud~nt Organization Coun- dB representative. Jack Kemper. asked PSGA representative Dave Higgins to find out what PSGA's policies are concerning chanties. Discussion turned to policy rec- Coatia"" oa PllR" 3 Peck (197&), Chong-maw Cben (1978), Tim Bell (1979), Robert Esser (1980), Oliver Hayward (1981), Wayne Johnson (t982), Keith Ward (1982) and William' Rieber (1983). Faculty members on this year's Awards Committee are: Wayne Johnson, Don Kummings, William Rieber (chair) and Keith Ward. The students on the committee are: Excellent teaching awarded Andy Buchanan, Jill Whitney Niel- sen, Valerie Olson and SCott Peter- son. The committee members will be available to answer any ques- tions concerning the awards. The nomination terms may be deposited at the pickup locations and the library learning center. Nominations will be available March 22. The deadline Cor nomina- tions is March 30, TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD NOMINATION FORM All continuing full-time members of the faculty and teaching academic staff are eligible to receive an award. The winners of the award in the las two years will not be considered eligible to win the 1983..&4award. Nominee: Reason for Nomination: ~ Studeal Name: 1.0. Number '\'Ids form moy be ~ited .1 IDy of tile f~""'_: 11Ie PSGI Olfl<e(WU£ Dl37I. ater Olfl<e(WU£ 0131), 0llIee (U~..::: oR dMoIoDaI_. the aioa 1"","",,_ DoIk .... tile Ubruy/ 1111 Cetlter. The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nomina- tions for the 1983-84 Teaching Ex- cellence Awards, The awards are given to two faculty members who have shown outstanding teaching ability during the past year. Nomination forms will be availa- ble in the PSGA office (WLLC Dl37), Ranger Office (WLLC Ot39), SOC Office (Union 203), all division- al offices and at the Union Informa- tion Desk. Students will be able to nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomina- tion. Students are limited to one nomination each, All continuing full-time members of tbe faculty and teaching academic staff are, eli- gible to receive the award. The winners of the award in the last two years will not be considered el- igible to win the award this year. In addition to the student nomi- nations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top ten per- cent of the faculty in their divi- sions. The Awards Committee. composed of four students and four faculty members, will then weigh the division chair's recommends- tions, along with the student nomi- nations to determine the award winners, Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, is the rationale behind the DOmina- lioIls. .."... will be weighed with the divlsional chair's IIOIIIinalioa rationales. Past winDers of Ibis award inclu- de: Don KIIIIlIII1Dp (1977). T~ .... und8y, Manb 8,... RANGER I Editorial. I The PSGA agenda The PSGA leaders who will be elected in the March 7 and 8 elections - President, Vice President and Sena- tors - should all realize certain things they must ac- complish in order for PSGA to become as effective as it should be. The first step is to look at its membership: the 18-seat Senate is consistently below half-full. A good sign, how- ever. is the fact that there are eleven Senatorial candi- dates (nine on the ballot and two write-ins) running for the nine spring semester seats. That increases the num- ber of total Senators to thirteen, but more recruiting is still necessary. When the Senate membership is not full, and when a student can usually get "elected" by volunteering to put his/her name on the ballot and voting for himself/her- self, something must be changed. But PSGA is caught in a Catch-22 situation, because while they want and try to have a full Senate, students shy away from PSGA because they don't see a full and active Senate. The internal organization of PSGA and its relations with its committees (SOC, for instance), don't help PSGA in acquiring a good reputation. Instead of dealing with important and controversial subjects, the Senate tends to get preoccupied with such earth-shattering tasks as reviewing all of SOC's minutes, which usually consumes most of the meeting time. Such petty internal business is the major reason that, as one PSGA vice presidential candidate said, PSGA meetings are turn- offs for the people who must attend them. I( the PSGA Senate refuses to approve the probably- soon-to-be SOC request for major student organization status. the Senate should at least restructure the Senate- SOC relationship that does more harm than good for both sides. Senators might not have such a high drop- out rate once they realize that PSGA can be worthwhile if it has the time and drive to accomplish something. The student body will notice PSGA more if the Senate conducted its business at a time that is more accessible for students to attend. The current 8 p.m. Tuesday meetings (and the prior 8 p.m. Thursday meetings) make PSGA appear, on the surface, as a night-time tri- bunal made up of volunteer "elected" officials who waste their time on inconsequential issues. Once PSGA becomes prominent on campus by being visible and directing its actions to less trivial issues, more students will want to become a part of the organi- zation that. in theory and design, is supposed to be and should be the strong voice of the students. • Correction Ranger incorrectly spelled PSGA presidential candidate Dwight Mosby's last name in last week's edition. Ranger regrets the error. KeD Meyer Editor .. Jemole T •• ldei<z News Editor • Job Kova1le Feature Editor coD Patrlcla Cumbie Spons Editor Q MiclIael KadI Pboto Editor ,. 0... MeEvoy Copy Editor ADdy BuebaDOD BusiDess MaDOger CatberiIIe Cllallee AdvertisIDI Mauger Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager P.tlleaslak Asst. Basiness Mauger A silly fact of life • , It shouldn't really surprise me. Irs been done be- fore, it'll be done again - and it was done at last week's PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meet- ing. Silly decisions are made by people and committees at some time or another because of the simple fact that people aren't perfect. If they were perfect, why would they be here at Parkside? Silly decisions are made for silly reasons, which come in many variehes, such as not understanding, reading something else into something and voting on the basis of an unstated understanding that your vote doesn't mean anything because the "higher ups" will reject it anyway. The issue before the PUAB (the step before "higher up") was an "Ugly Bartender Contest" fund raiser for Wisconsin Special Olympics. You know, a nice heart- wanning organization. But ... oh no 1 The sponsor of the contest is Miller beer. That's a no-no at Parkside. The vote failed by one vote, 4-2-3. A committee on corporate sponsorship will offer policy recommendations '''probably soon." Until a policy is set, it is understood that those sponsorships --- _ (alcohol related) will be frowned upon by those with the power to decide. Since that reason goes unsaid, other reasons were brought up. Why does the contest have to be held in the Union? Why not the Molinaro Concourse? What if Jerry Lewis and thousands of other well-meaning char- itable people invade Parkside for help? As PUAB was told, almost all of the other groups would follow the proper procedures without PUAB hearing a thing about them. But this specific case warranted PUAB approval because its nature man- dates its being held in the Union, which is what PUAB is all about. The only logical place to bold a bartender contest is by Ken Meyer Editor at a bar - it's not called a concourse-tender contest. That would be like conducting the halftime free throw contest in a racquetball court and the PSGA elections jn the men's bathroom. (After all, how would the women vote?) But one PUAB member voted for the silliest - and deadliest - reason of aU. He broke the first golden rule that all students on committees should be trained to never forget: That students shall vote to express their opinions instead of displacing their consciences and voting the way they think the administration wants the decision to go. lf they forget that. why the hell are they there in the first place? WRITERS Cor! CIoernousti, Kori Dixon, Miebael FirclIow. Walter Henna.. , Mary KirtoD-Koddotz, Bob IUesIiog, Carol KorteDdick, Dawn KroDke, Rick Luebr. Robb Luebr. Did Oberbrun· DeI'. T•• , Rogers, BID Stoagaard. Nick Thome. SaroIl Uldic. K_ Z1rkelbaeh, Po. Zirk ...... b. Rqnger ;s ""ritfen and edited by students 0' UW·Po,lrside and they ore solely responlible 101 its editorial po/Ky and cOIIfent. Published every Thunday during the acodemic yeor eJ(cep' during breoh and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Timel. All correspondem:f!: should ire oddr,med to: PorJcside Ranger, Univer· sity of Wisconsin·Porhide. 80 .. No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53'41. Letlen to the editor wi/l be accepted if fypew/iftetl, do~e'5POced on slandard size poper. leiters should be less tho,., 350 words Clnd musf be signed with a lelephone number included for .. erilicotion purposes. Names will be wilhheld lor valid reasons. Dead/me lor felters is Tuesday 10 a.m. 'or publication Thursday. Ranger reserves 'he righ' 10 refuse lefters confoiniflg lal!W and delomo. 'ory conten'. PHOTOGRAPHERS KareD Cairo. Rob Eicbho .... TOdd Herbst. Karen Tranclel. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 22, March 8, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. $26 million one-time boost - Committee proposes faculty pay raise Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ... , .. ' "!lo' It ... Fun in the sun? University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger photo h} ()a\ c Mt•l<;, O) These students started ~pring break early on Frida}, Mart·h !!. The sign on the left says "We c·an 't afford to go to Florida". Students went on campus trips over break, inl'luding Russia, Ne\\' York City and Florida. Others were fort•ed to sta~ put in the area•~ "spring" weather. $26 million one-time boost Committee proposes • faculty pay raise The state should spend $26.6 million for a one-time pay boost to begin making UW System faculty salaries competitive with those of comparable state universities, a study committee said last week in a preliminary recommendation. Nearly $18 million of the total would come from state taKes, and $6.3 million from student tuition and [ees increases, the Faculty Compensation Study Committee said. The remainder would come from federal funds and other sources. The panel was appointed by Gov. Anthony Earl and UW System President Robert O'Neil last September to review faculty pay and suggest ways to make it more competitive. The panel was formed after complaints were made when Earl and the state legislature froze faculty wages for 1983 and granted a 3.84 percent increase for this year. At a report drafting session. panel members agreed that faculty salaries should be boosted by using one-time "catch-up " money. provided through tax dollars and student fees. The recommended size of the lump-sum raise is based on the middle range of salaries paid to the faculty members at comparable state universities surveyed, the panel said. It's difficult to compare salaries using tables provided by the university because they show the average salary at each academic level - professors. associate professors. assistant professors and instructors. According to the table for the 1983 salaries, Parkside staff ranked about third in each category. behind Madison and Milwaukee Salaries range from $15,341 for an in· structor to $35,726 for a profes.~or. Although committee members were specific .a~ut the one-time pay raise, they were divided on how it should be funded. After discussion. there wa~ some consensus that the UW System Board of Regents should not simply raise tuition. But some pen.ons also said the option should not be left out of the committee's final report. Beside use of state taxes and a tuituion increase, a third funding source was given - reallocating or shifting funds within the UW System. State Administration Secretary Doris Hanson, a to-chairman or the panel. said Earl would urge the Legislature to empower all st.lie agencies. including the UW System, to cut costs and shift savings internally. State agencies now have only limited ability to reallocate money. One panel member. Sen ,John Norquist (D-M1lwaukee1 said the Legislature would not approve pay increases if no intrmal cosl-<'uthng was attempted. Vol. 12 No. 24 PSGA Election results PSGA election ballot March 7 & 8 President Scott Peterson - 409 Dwight Mosby - 277 Vice President Paul Johnson - ,180 • Joe Vignieri - 220 Senatorial Candidates: (The top nine vote getters are winners) Barbara Johnson - 456 Gregory Holcomb - 43R Rhonda Gerolino - 420 Ernestine Weisinger - 420 Marcia Ostrowski - 417 Franklin Kuczenski - 410 Adrian Serrano - 408 Jan Kratochvil - 390 Napoleon Scarbrough 318 Janice Block - 137 (write-in) Ron Be lee - 109 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allo<'ations Committee) Pat Hensiak - 464 PUAB (Parl«lide Union Advisory Board) Bruce Preston - 352 Joe Cucunato - 243 Referendums We, the student• of UW-ParltJ1ide, agree to •upport th.: UW System student lobby, UNITED COUNCIi,, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written requear, or $.SO per ,emester. 369 NO 306 YES We, the 1tudent1 of UW-Parluide, agree to the change of Article V, Section I in tlu! Parluide Student GoL•ernment CoMtitution, whereby lnion Operating Board i, changed to Parluide Union Adui.Bory Board. 513 YES /JS NO See inside stories on outgoing and incoming PSGA officers. ! Tbarsday, Mattb ZZ, 1984 I Letters to the Editor I United Council seeks opinions Dear Students: As the Ac-ademlc Afflll!"I Dua-tor for the Uruted Council of Umversitv of WISCOflSm Student Go~ernments and a member oI (',()\'. Earl's Study Committee on Faculty Compensation. I would hke to hear your roncems about the Issue of faculty and staff compensation The importance of the assue to aradenuc quality and 8ct'eS5 at each UW campus warranli significant student input mto the formulauon of the Study Comm11tec·s rerommendllllons to state government and the Board of Regents That ,s \l hy I ._.'allt your input Other mter~ted parties. 1.e. faculty. legislators and so on. ha\e been gmng their input. and stu- ~nts should be domg the same Otherwise, students· concl'm, ma} not be adequately r~~ted m the fu\31 .solution to the probkm. Although you likely recognize the complQlllty of the faculty and academic staff compensauon problem, \1>U :should fttl free to comment on any aspects of tt. as the others have done, without knowing all tbe de,. tans , Se\·eral main toptl'S come to mind The on~ effects of the current pay pbn might be a good p!Me to start. Changes m the deternunauon of the faculty and academic staff i>a>· plan may be neces• sat')'. And to what extent ~hould faculty and academic staff compens:.uon be mcre.ased (If at am? How should money for pay ra1~es be di-~- tnbuted between campuses and vmhtn l-ampuse,.? If there is to be a pay raise. the question of where the money should come irom must be answered That quesllon enrompasses among others. such pos.~1b1ti• lies as expanded Board of Re51ents uthonty to reallocate budgeted funds or to set twtion 1,1,1thoul legis• lah\C O\~ht Obviously. the list can be made longer and more specific. \\'hat is important. though. is that you gi,·e your tnput on any items. whether on the list or oot If you send your concern:. to me. I v.-1l1 forward them to the Study Committee and other mterest.ed parties. For optimal considerataon, I should hear your concerns by Mardi 31 Howe.,.er, comments r~ cewed after that dale will also be useful Send vour l'Omments to me at United Council. 8 W Mifflin St . Room 203. Madison \\1 53703 Smcerclv. Chari~ ~turn. Academic /\Hairs Director • The case by Andy Burbanao \\rule 1t is perhaps reasonable to be \\-al)' of groups sbanng pitchers of beer cgh·en current legislation). tt is not reasonable to automatically transfer uus logic to 20 oz beers U a person is determined to share hi~ her cup or beer. then having a 16 oz. as opposed to a 20 oz. is hardly a creditable deterrent. Nei• lher is an extra two ounces more likely to promote ·excessive· illegal alcohol consumption. U under nineteen drinking should OC<'Ur \\-1th any sue cup. it will be Illegal It will not be more illegal to dnnk four ounc:es than of two ounceBr far the mam unpact of reducing the beer cup siies will be felt by the majority or eligible and responsable beer drinkers for the rca· sons outlined below ADDITIO'.'.AL rosr: PRE.\Ul".\l 20 ounce - 90' - 4 a per ounc·e 12 ounre - 65' - 5 4' per ounce I Write a letter I to the Editor for the 20 REGULAR 85' 4 25' per ounce 60 • 5 00' per ounce As -shown above a regular patron of the Uruon Square makes a mod· est sa\;ngs an buymg the larger size. If such a person was required to buy the 12-oz. stze only. the real rost of each 20 ounces or premium beer would be $1.08 over the present 90' - a butlt•in price infla• Uon of 20 ... o. DETERIORATION OF SERVICE Because each person must indi· \·tdually transact his purchase as opposed to group purchases. which are common at present. the lraf£ic al the bar area will mentably be heavier. If the smaller cup rule is enforced, this situation will further deteriorate as patrons are forced to return for a refill more often. I suggest this \\lll result in a delenorahon of services, both al the poml of sale and m secondary areas ,-uc::h a~ rleanmg and supervision ouncer DISRUPTION OF GROUP ACTIVITIES Group happenings. already nega• lively impacted by the service prob• lems. will be discouraged further by the cumulatively disrupting effect of members· shufCling back and forth from the bar. As mentioned. each purchase must be made personally. therefore. unless everyone can be e n• couraged to drink at precisely the same rate. the smaller size cup is going to increase the number of in• terruptions to a group event. SECONDARY COST In addition to the direct cost of reducing beverage sizes, the students will inevitably be asked to pick up an mdrect cost. Ultimately the negative impact of deteriorating service and <'Onvenience will result m reduced patronage of the Union Square and an mcreased subsidy from 128 funds. which student rep• resentatives will be asked to ap• prove Campaigners coming Ted Mondale, son of OemO<'ratic candidate Walter Mondale . ._.;u be on campus today from 12:30 to 2 pm. in the Union Bazaar. Mondale will speak about the presidential campaign and hold a questionanswer session. WRITERS ************ Campaign officials for Kenosha Mayoral candidate Bill Pocan will be al the Mondale forum to answer questions concerning their candidate. and show their support for Walter Mondale. 2! ~ ~ ~ ~ . ~ ~ ~ ..... ~ ,. '(ll • • • ~ ~ ~ 00 ~ ~ > z 0 ~ ~ ·- ~ 0 ~ ..... ~ ~ ~ = ~ t:" ..... 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Ranger reserves ,,,. right lo relu•• letters conloining lolse and dtfomo lory ton~nt. fre§ident. vice president 1 Peterson, Johnson new PSGA officers bv Jennie Tunkieicz · News Editor When the final PSGA ballots had t,een counted and totaled, Scott Peterson and Paul Johnson came out on the top. Peterson won the presi• denllal election by 132 votes; John• soo won the vice president election by 160 votes. ~he two new ~ecu• tM officers will be sworn m tonight at the inaugeration ceremony at 8 p.m in Union 104. Scott Peterson Three years ago. Scott Peterson mo\ed with his family to Kenosha rrom Kansas City. " I figured I would go to Parkside for a year and then go to a bigger school some- whert> I didn't get involved in any• thing on campus my first year and I didn't like it:· Peterson decided to stick it out al P,trk:-ide for another year and he itot involved in cheerleading. then la5l ~pnng he joined the Senate :'\ow Peterson is in his third year at Parkside. and he loves it. lie decided initially to get in• \·ohed m student government be• rau,l' he is a political science maJOr. ''I thought it would be good expenenre. You·ve got to start somewhere 1f you plan on gomg into politics," he said. Hi, friends began urging him to rons1der running for PSGA pres1- dent,Y- m the future. •'People tarted telling me, "Scott, next year that \\tU be you running for presi• dent" and 1 said "No way!" I didn't thank that I could ever really do 11 But I did keep the idea in the batk of my mind. I think I really det'1ded to run for president last Ml during the elections. I was one ot the senior senators by then ber:iuse so many people had dropped out I had also b<>come Senate ProTemporc, the top spot m thl' $(-n~ ate I felt I had the experience and that I <·ould do a lot for the orgam• zation as President " Intense campaigning and good organizatwn are the faclOI'$ that P!!terson attributes to his elet·tton sue<·ess Peterson said he looked back ti former PSGA president Jim Krueser·s campaign strategies The pre<ident said that he worked so hard rampa1gning that he was sick for several days after the elecllon "The last week of campaign• mg was the roughest week of my llfe The polls were open 22 hours and I was out there practically the \\h,,le time walking and talking to people and shaking hands. But ii "'as worth 1t. ,t paid orr." Smee Peterson made his d1..>c1s1on to run for president in the fall, he was able to prepare his campaign strategy and to organize "I kne" 11,hat I was gomg to run on and how to campaign The new president is still in ho(-k over his victory. " It really didn't hit me until break. I JU;;t hope I can do a good job for every- one .. lurn1?er photo b\ &b Kiesling The ne,, PS(~ \ president and , it·e pr~idcnt arl' S( 011 Pt-ter.nn (le(ll and Paul John,on. sary time If the) are not. then the) should get out Thi, as not just a weekly meeting. it 1~ much more and tht'rc b a lot to do. I also bope to see more things come out the Senate rather than the cxecuu-. c branch 1n111aling and ongmatmg thmgs." Peter;on ,s , ery enthUSNI about beginning h1, ;,ludent government admm1stra1ton •·rd ltke to thank the Pa:rtside for electmg me pregdent and thank my campaign people "'ho were just great I m G()lDg to ti) my damnest to do a good job wort for the students and rnne Pmside better Paw Johnson vras born and raised m a Slll3ll town m Tennessee He graduated m 1968 from Greenevilie High School Fi\;e da) fter graduation Johnson was sent to fanne Corp boot romp Two of his lour )'e;lJ'S tn the Luincs were spent m \ ,et mi.. nod be wa d charged m 1m Johnson has had \7l!10US 0ttupa uons. as \\ U as a diverse n etnK" background After spending SC\'mll }cars ln food seM<"e managl'fflmt Johnson attended a busmess rollesc and rccetved an ~te d m Business dm1mst.rat1on and Ac- <'OUllting He also obtamed a degree m general bookkeeptng and ac counttng through a ~ndcntt.' course " In lay Im I mamed a -.cry love!~ and understanding )l>U~ ladv he said Barbara Johnson. Paul's wife was elected to the S<.-nate this spring Johnson worked in tol!Struction until 1978 'I.hen be decided to mm to \J;ISCOnSln m search of bettez emplo}ment oppotturuti He reNow Peterson can begin addressing some of the issues he feels very strongly about. The first and foremost issue on Peterson's agenda ts the Union operations and polides " I want to find out what is going on in the Union. who's really makini: the polices? Is it PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board>. or Bill Niebuhr and Carla Stoffle? I feel PUAB can be a very powerful and rl'presentahve body but I just want to see that PUAB does nrr} weight" "Hopefully, 1 would like to be able to sa\'e the pitchers and rarafes. if it's possible. l feel that an} type of proh1b1hon is no "''a}' to solve problems There 1s shit a chance (to keep pitchers and carafes) and I \\-,II work for 1t!" Noniinations available for Teaching Excellence Award Peterson also plans to gel the Senate and other organizations more mvolved in processes with administralton "What I meant by my campaign slogan. "Peterson will stantl up to admmistratton," 1 that ,f therc·s n problem and .1dminbtration L~ not lt~tenmg to us, then I feel other or• ganizahons along -.nth m)self, the vice pre.,ident and senator should meet with .idm1mstrat1on so that we have a strong showmg There are a lot of h ues that others w11l know a lot more about than me and we w,11 work much ~tier together. we will be more effective. If we m1..>et with the administration at one ume. we will ha,e a sho\lo of strength, and show that we are out there and that we car I think if \lC can start domg that It will be a real breakthrough ·• He also wants to hold more meet111gs w,th the adrrunistration m the PSGA ofhre. "Now it IS like we are going to their le\:el, Wee they are above us I think more thmg-. can be accompl!!,hed 1£ we are on the same level •· The spring Senate eltcltons. along with some people who w,11 be appomted to Senate seat~. will nearly fill the Senate. Although Peterson is happy to see a Cull Sen.1te. he hopes that the senators are prepared to fulfill their commitment. "1 hope the new senators know what they are gettmg into and that they are wHbng to put tn the necesThe Teaching Excellence Award Committee is acceptmg nomma- uons for the 1983-84 Teaclung 1-:'I:• cellencc Awards The awards are gh en to two faculty members who have shown outstanding te:iching abtlil) dunl18 the past }ear ;-.;omlD3tion forms will be a\'lltla• ble m the PSG t\ office (WI.LC D13i>. Ral18er Office 1\\1.LC 0139 SOC OHtce IUmon 203 • all dh'lSlon al offices and at the Uruon lnforma uon Desk Students -.,,,11 be able to nominate one facult) member and g,~e their reason for the nomma• tlon Students are limited to one norruoation each AU contmumg full-time members of the facultJ and teaching academic staff are ell g1ble to rece,~e the award The wu1ners or the award an the bst two )e:t.rs \\111 not be considered el1gi'ble to \\1n the award this year In addition to the student nom1• nations, dmsion head will be asked to nomrnate the top ten percent of the faculh· m their di\•· sions. The A\\ards Committee. composed of four students and four faculty members, \\111 then weigh the dMsion chair's recommenda• lions, along ...,,th the student nominations to determme the a\\-ard wmners. Particularly important to the nonunat.ions. the committee said. IS the rationale behind the nominations. These will be weighed wtth the di-.·1Stonal chair s nomlnation rauonales. Past winners of this award mclu• de Don Kumrmngs U97i). Teresa Peck ( 19i8 • Chong maw Chen Andy Buch:tnan. Jill \\ ~ icl (19781. Tim Bcll (1979). Robert sen Valerie O n and &ott Petr.r F. er fl980I. Oln:er Hay.11rd son The romnutt members \\ II (1981 , \\ayne Johnson (198% be a, 1la le to D) q Keith Y.ani nm, and Wilham lions~ then-um Rieber 0983) The nonunaoon form, ma be Farult) members on this }-eM deposited t the up loclti Awards Committee are \\aynt' nd the librUJ I rn ng ter Johnson Don Kumrrungs \\1Uum omlnauoni "'II b u-allabl Rieber lcha.u and Ketlh \\Md The !aff'h 22 Th dllnc for nomtnJ students on the tomnuttee ar M JO ----------~----~~~~~~-, i TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD 1 I NOMINATION FORM I ll\11 roottnum (ull time members of thr lacult, nd tu bini ac.-adm1 I rtan are c-hg,blr to tt'ttJ\l' au av.ard Thr 'Ill nO<'n of tbf' ·"•rd D t '° I ... It\\ o , ears "lll nol be ron df'ttd dit\blf' to " n the I H rd I l'\ommtt ---------------------1 1•~ '" '°""""""' ---------------1 '--------- ----1 I I '-- ------------, '--------------, I · I I I 1----------- - -, 1,u,dent ~ame ---------------- ----1 11 D. :--.umber __________________ _ I I Th~ form nm be deposited at an, of tb~ follo\\ Ina lonuons The PSGAJI Offitt I\\ Ll.C D13il, Rallf,tt Offttt \\\ LI.C Dl291. SOC OffiN, Unloa JI I an dl\isionat om~. tbe Union lnfomuiuoa Dest and lllr IJbran l.r»11 t.:.::: __________________ J Tllanday. Mardi !%, 1984 Buenker-PhilliP.s, Scoon PSGA executives leave office satisfied After torught's anaugurauon of ne'A officers. Jeanne Buenker-~llips and Mae Scoon will no k>nger be PSCA president and \ice presadent but they \!!ill tea, e office feeling confident that th~ accomplished somethmg dunng their terms If tor nothing else. th~ both are happy lb.at the recent PSGA election had a real race for the Senate. a nu,ty for Partside"s student £0'.• eminent 1 UUnk ., accomplished something in the sense that we weren t going to ha~ Im than rune people nnmlnc for nine (Senate) sa1ts," ~ Buenker•Pbillips · There were actually 11 people running and there was a contest One of our goals wu to tey to rebulld the Senate so m lhat sense. we accomplished 50methlng •• Scoon said llut during the past )-eM, PSGA has been fared With "a \'CJ'Y unique sitU3tion <on ruM1ng tfb the Senate at les.s than haU ca• p;ldt) at times So bas1cally, our committees are null and \oid, and also we have a ~cry )oung Senate ' The new Sen:ite, which takes ~er tomgbt, has inexpenenre its mo t common denominator Al· ll105t all of the senators are nl!\\ to PSGA and the remainder ha\"e less than su months of .senatonal expenence The ineJ:penentt of the sen.ltors brings about man}' problems. ' They don't reahze ~-here the power actually lies," said Scoon ' Someone needs to tell them the power does lie In the Senate, not Vilth the ex«uU\-e board " Major disappoiatnwats Buenker•Phillips and Scoon were a ed what their 11UJ0r disappoint• ment m office was, and the Senate mexpcnence agam came up Scoon otcd " the lack of quality productl\11) from the Senate" as hlS llU.)Or disappointment .. ~ are a lot of assues that we ha~e brought up to the Senate that need to be taken care of These Just v.ere not done.," S.-:oon pointed out that he and the president had to mate the mJ• wti~e to bring ISSI.K'S to the forefront • We had to do melhing about the issues, and v.e shouldn't ha\·e had to ha~e done an)-thing That's what the problem 1s with the )"OUDg Senate-the)· Just don't take the horse by the re111s and get things done." he said. Buenker-Phillips said that her major disappomtment as that a cor• porate sponsorship policy still is not completed There is currently a policy draft, she said, but " I would ha\-e liked to see that done before I got out of office •· Finalization of a corporate sponsorship policy must come before the PSGA Senate first so they both think a policy Yt-On't be completed untal the end of the semester. ''Originally, we bad hoped that at would get done the ~nru.ng of this mester.'' said Buenker•Phil· lips The corporate sponsorship 1SSUe may be the last tSSue the Phillips• Scoon dmuustralion d1rcclly addressed as PSGA execul!\-es Scoon talked to Chancellor Alan Gustin last week about the \\11K' tastmg ~ent that was held Sunday Scoon said he poull<'d out ty the dlancellor llut the program as:ioasi• ,:ally corporate sponsorship \\1th an alcoholic producer and g1, mg nway free samples, and that"s something that students ha\'e not been allowed to do "(The rhancelior) adnutted that students v.-ere being kind or slight• ed on this and that these programs hould be held the same (He) said that '11:e do ha,e to hold things equal for C\er}body on rarnpu:; bec-ause lhe campus is made up of more than one group and what's good for one bas to be ~ood for lhe other," said Scoon "lGuslun) was \el') recepli\'C and he offered some solutions and he promised that C\'erytlung v.ould be equal for ever}·body," said Scoon " I lecl that T couldn't ask for an)• thing more than tliat. PSG A aad lbe adm.uu,;tration Both PSGA \'elerans feel that the student go\:ernment-administrauoo relationship lS good ··contrary to some of the candidates' romp:ugru , 1 feel as though "e have a good rebuonship Ob\·1ou I) the admmistrauon is going to Y.-ant certain things done and the) ·re gOJng to say the} want these done. but they ha,e all~ed for us to negotiate with them and to find out what the FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE SC)PIIC))ICtRl~S/.J t·:\IORS \\ ill , ou nt•t·d finaru·ial a ...... i,tant·t· to <·ontiiuu· <·nllt·gt' "! II ,our C,P \ j .. 3.:\ or highc•r. und )OIi ar.• :1 math. .. rwnrc' or c•n1,!i1w,•ring nmjur. )OU 1'nuhf quulif) lo r.·•·••1"• :--1000 1wr 1111111th .. ,•h11h1r .. hip. Call toll frpc- 1-800-:? 1 12-1 :ih•). Ranl(er photo h~ Todd Herb,t 1.t•a,ini: r,(i .\', prr,1dl·m) and ,it-e pre,1dent·) are Jeanne Buenl..er• Phllhp~ aod \hl.e ~roon student,; want before actually having anything unplement<'d " Scoon said, ··They w.ten to us and take us senously. They'\·e been more than cooperah\e, They've lle'\·er really hidden anything from us l'\'e been really pleased .. deal• ang \\1th them." United Council The Parkside student body voted an tbas election against UW-P rem~uning a paid partner of Umted Council. the state-\\1de student lobbying group, and both Buenker• Phillips and Scoon are unsure if PSGA ",U e\·er return 1t.s member• ship. "'There"s always that pos;1bil• 1tJ," said Buenk.er-Phillip~. "Under the new president and \lCe presi• dent. I kind of doubt we'll see that (returrungl becau$C they"re more mtere,"ted m focu:;inl! on Parksa• de " "'l campaigned bard against Uruted Counc1l," said Scoon. "At fll"St I thou!!hl 1t was a good organi• zauon 1 thi.nlt at does ha\'e its problem:;. If the time does come, I can see 1t being a useful orgarui.ation for both Parkside and for the stu• dents or the UW S\'~tem " Sroon also said ·that terhnirally, PSGA 1s obligated to run a referen• dum on Parksade's Unned Counr1l memberstnp at lea:.t once e,·ery two years, so "1t could be on the ballot ai:am next fall af the Senate so \\ishes to \'ote that way. The Senate can put anything they want on the ballot ju.st a:. loni: as they get a two-thirds vote, and then ll goes up for a referendum They can do 1t ~ery :.emester 1f they want to. · Student Orgalllzation Council One of the issues the outgomg of• firers recently broul!hl to the attention of the Senate 1s the problems Wlth the PSGA-SOC (Student Orgamutaon Councall relationship. SOC as a subromm1ttee of PSGA and 1s contemplating a~kmg for major student organization status. Buenker-Ph1llips explained that the current problem is the long process that tS involved in some of SOC bUSJness. SOC's Budget and Review Committee <B & RC) acts on something. passes it to SOC as a whole, wluch then forwards at to the PSGA Senate. This process sometimes takes a long time, and such business taltes a lot of PSGA Senate meeting lime. "<B & RC) does a lot of reallocations for projects, things the Senate doesn 't know much about. So they'll come to us to approve them- -all these separate motions-and the Senate asks questions, but even if •SOC vice chairman) Dan Galbraith explains these things to them, they really don't know what"s going on." "The problem,'' said Scoon, " is that their tSOC's) minutes are filled with other things the Senate doesn·t want to pass. So it's really difficult because you have to mo• lion line by line (instead of passing the entire minutes)." "Right now," said Scoon, " SOC is running fairly well and we think they're going quite smoothly, and I think it's time for a lillle more autonomy for them. The old rules-the rules that were passed maybe two years ago-need updating .. .it would streamline thmgs. li things start really going bad with the way budgeting is over there. PSGA will hear about 1t and we can easily step in and change things with additional rules. But that ·s something the Senate doesn't want to do-imposed our will on SOC. "What we've done is ask (them) to propose some way of eliminating us approving line by line all these budget transfers and that, because 1t it's going to be their organization they' re going to have some way of organ.wng it and running it themselves a little bit more and they • RANGE)\ --. shouldn't have to wait for the Senate to impose rules on them." "All the other committees," said Scoon, "when they want to change their c_ommitt~ structure, proP<>st a rule an committee, pass it in com. mitlee and then bring it to the Sen. ale, and have the Senate approve ,t that way. That's the same thmg SOC should be doing. SOC should be proposing their own rules to run their own organization, bring thm to the Senate ... and have it deb.ited on the Senate floor." "SOC has this real problem with the Senate," said Buenker-Phillips "Many members of SOC see the Senate as this big ogre or something telling them what lo do and what they can·t do. I think by k-t• ting them change their rules and then come to the Senate, they'd be involved in the process and 11 wouldn't be as hard as if we said 'Here, these are your new rules and live by them.'" The Senate reputation Scoon said, "Everybody points their finger at the Senate. but real!) the Senate isn't as bad as evl'I) body makes 1t sound. Even though we are a small body and w1• al'i' having our problems, we try to work peacefully with all the organ,. zations on campus. It's ju t th.it sometimes it ·s easy to point a hn ger and say 'll 's the Senatt•'s fault."' Their PSGA backgroundi Buenker-Phillips mtemed to the PSGA Senate in June 1982 and spent one year as a senator, dunng which time she was ass1Stant pro tempore, pro tempore and women's affairs director for United Council She resigned from the Senate because she "didn't see the Sen.ite working as it should be and at was really hard to get anything accomplished. I just got frustrated, so I thought the best thing to do was to get out." She later ran for the presadeocy but was unsuccessful. Phil Pogr~b. was elected president and &otin was elected vice president After Pogreba suffered a serious autom• bile accident last September, !koon _ moved up to the presiden<·y and named Buenker-Phillips his v1rr president. They have smee switched jobs. Scoon joined the PSGA Serott• three years ago and served 3!i ,,. sistant pro tempore before being elected vice president. He also served as a student justice and Academic Affairs committee chauman Saying "good-b)e" Leaving office, said Scoon, · is sort of sad, but then again it"s llltlt for a change. It"s like with tht chancellor-you can stay 111rnhed with one place for so long. then yoa start getting sort of stagnant. " It"s nice to be influential Wltb what happens on campus," s.iid Scoon. "What you think you rt doing is good, you hope that m tht long run it does turn out to bt good. It'll be nice to come back Ill three or four years and see. ll};t bow the new vice chancellor IS doing or how the new adntlssaons policy will be doing. There's llung5 like that. Whether what we\·e doot here in our past year has rellll' been any good for the campus or not. I think that'll be the rna.iM test." • RANGER -- Club Events - Veterans Organization The Vefs Organization is having 3 meeting on Monday, March 6 at 1 pm in the Career Resource Center. They will discuss and plan the Second Annual Vets· Run. The profits for this year's run will be donated to the Child Care Center on campus, Muscular Dystrophy and to the Disabled Vets' organiza1ton. Volunteers are needed, and vou don't have to be a vet to help. Come to the meeting and pledge }Our support. Dart Team The UW-P Dart Team will meet tomorrow, Friday, March 23, in the Rl>r Center al I p.m. All members interested in qualifying for the tournament against Lacrosse must :ittend Remember. next week is the tournament. They will also be finalizing plans tor the TR Ill, which will also be held next week. and will be plannml( their next event. the Great Ste,1kout II· The Beginning of the End New members, as always, are 1H•lrome. ISO The International Student Organ1zatwn I ISO1 will hold a meeting on F11dJy. :'\larch 23 at noon in Union 206 They will discuss ISO's April 20 elert1ons Offices open for nominations in1·lude President. Senior and Junior Vice Presidents. Seuetary and Tn•Jsurer. ASPA \ntem-.:in Society for Personnel Alfn11na~trators I ASPA l will be holding a meeting on Wednesday, \pnl 4 at I p m in Molinaro 112 The National ASPA Con\'ent1on and PlltA dinners are a few of the ~ubJC('ts to be discussed at this meet- mg On ~1onday, March 26 at 5 pm. 1n :'\1olinaro 112, Jo Ann Goodyear, Career Planning and Placement Director, will speak on the topic of the Resume and Interview Critique. Students for the Na tional Unity Pa rty The Students for the National {!nity Party will hold an organizational meeting on Wednesday. March 28 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. PAC Parkside Association of C.ommunicators /PACI Ytill meet on Wednesday. April 11 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 109. The film entiUed "Computers and the Future" W1U be shown - don't miss this block• buster film! A Brewer Tailgate Trip is scheduled for !\lay 6. Communication majors and interested others should contact Natalie Haberman for more details concerning this fun-filled, action-packed event You won't want to miss it 1 Pogreba • i,nproves Ex-PSGA President Phil Pogrcba's ('ond111on ha:.. recently 1mpro\·• ed. Pogreha suffered numerou; mjunes and bram damage from I\ Sept. 17 automobile 3("{'1dcnt Pogreba ha.-. been mo~ ed to a !ope<:1al reh.ib11.Jtation center U\ LaCro~se. His sister .said that heh no longer comatose. although he still docs not mo\'e or respond to vas1- tors. His e}e:. do mo\c.;md his e)CS seem more alert There 1s ·1111 a great deal of pressure on his brain and his doctors hope to perform surgery soon to relil'\·e the pres sure The doctors 1(1\'C the surgCI") a 25% chance of helping him improve, but they do not specif) how much that impro\ement ma) be. Parkside receives $ More than $500,000 in gifts anc. grants supporting Parkside student llnannal aid, scholarships and re- search activities was accepted \farrh !I by the UW System Board of Regents The Regents accepted $20,000 from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA> in upport of a Parkside student res~rch proJect at NASA ·s Ames Vestibular Research Center in Mof• fet Field, Cal. Danit.'I M. Eggert. or Kenosha, a P.1r~1de senior majonng in engineering technology, is spending sev• eral months at the Ames facility working on sophisticated equip• ment that performs space-related mo11on sickness experiments. Eggert's research, which is being monitored by Paoo1de adjunct professor of engineering te<"hnology William Stamets. involves participating in the design, analys1,; and te~hng of a linear accelerator and a centrifuge, both of \\hu~h "-111 be used e\'entuaU}' to C\'Dluate the e!- kcl~ of certain kinds of mollon on squirrel,monke}s and rats dunng a flight m space Some a:.tron.iuts expencncc nausea and \om1hng dunng .space flight and Eggert's research Is designed to help isolate the kinds of persons be~t suited to space flight Also ac-cepted by the R~cnts W:1$ $487.15i from the federal Department of Educauon·s Pell Grant Program for student financial aid The Regent, attepted $500 from multiple donor.; for Park.~ide's Center for Survey and Marketing Research, a total or $1,485 from m~- tiple donors for the James E McKeown, Science OiVL>JOn Faculty and Alumru Annual Fund :,eholarship~. and $90 from mulUple donors for a Park~1de readmg forum s Thurscla}. larch %2, I j Political party organizes b) Patti Brad and Dr. Virgi.aua Burl.iagame A ne" polilll-al party, the National Unit>· Party (:".UP), was Conned on ~ 4. 1984 m the W1srolbln Room at the National 4-H Center in Washington DC Principles and b)- laws Yt'Cre adopted and officer, were elected b\ the 76 men and women who a~"ffl!bled from 3? statei; and the Di.stnc:t of Columbia John B Anderson. 1980 PrCQdffltial candidate and former Congn!SSman from llhnob, was elected chairperson The part) 's nc:rt wk is to gam ballot status as a new part)' m ten st.ates tand then morel in order to quabfy legall> under the F t.'dcral Elet'tions Commis.'10ff guidelines Herc m Wisconsin the task 11011. 1s to or1r.1,n11e the new pohbftal party on a i:ras., root:, le\'el and also to acqwre the nettss:uJ signatures lo gain ballot status The filing date is June I 1984, and the partJ's national comenllon v.111 be soon after Why th1, mO\e no\\? B«'.ause m11.Uons of Alllt'ncan~ are disillu ,1oned, distrustful, cynical apa• theuc and alienated about the present ineffecti\e tv.o-party system A good article on this point What Ot n.tl,I I 81 n C tl k n \\I • ·31 (tt ~em The Quiet COfTl)rlllY can be found m P •• Political eoce, Fall 1983 I>} Dr Ted Lcni1 (p 699 Dr l.oWJ dJSCUSSO the ftlll(' 111)1hs of the lV.'0-partJ S)~ Another good ~ oa the subjttt D.md Broder s book, TIie Pan, 's Chu. The fact that 47 of Amen ran did NOT \'Ote to the last prcsi denwl cla'tJon gn-es proof to the eledorate s apath) and rt'Ut'at l p IS aunmg .. , obtaining p.mr status for the 1984 presidential ~ t1on as an altematne part) to the present Oemocrauc and Republi can p:uties The first ~ meeting will be bcld on Wedncsda) March 18 at I p m m lhuon 104 The purpose of the meeting as to orgarm.e and plan part) strateg1 Establis.lung a third politlt'al party v.1U gl\ c udenti the opportunitJ to gJ\C thetr input on the futUl'e or Amerira The National Unit) Party tbcrefore ded:1res their commitment to these pnnaples \\ e behe, e America needs a party v.1lling to ronduct g(1\ m,- ment in a r1nanoall) respomrbJe \\'3Y to coupling C\"erf pr0gr2m v.1th a speoficafion of appropriate ancf.:;adcquate fUDding \\ e beheve America need a ~ ronmutted to human righ now? here and abro:Mi Y.e are con I ted to tht- clinunauon ot docnnu mtlon m t"lier) aspttt oJ life nd t tbe pubb poltn~ n ry lo ~ this goal \\ e bchC\ e Amma need 11 pmJ of pnnnple to rtt.St4bb the confidence r the Amcrlcm pcopk m theu go\ ttruru!Dt The J)2rt must be ~ roll'IP,l1~rut and rcsponsl\"C to !ht- nfflh of llMpO<Jf and dis.ct\~ - 111hktt includes not ocl> poUd for nonuc $(.'('UJll) but to msure t'QU,11 acttSS lO qualitJ eduaaUon \\e belte\e Amff10 need pan, dedicated to I.akin« the nd m accq,tsng the clisaptille of II ~ emironmcnbl ethlt- and to poblic polides dedicnt.ed to the fi liDIM>n of that goal \\ e behC\ e Amerka n part) undaunted b) the cm of worting .-tlh U tnt .oClct) lll1thout bct'oming mortgaged to any U )'OU h:n e art) qucstJom or need more inrormauon about being a pm of this effort to Ot'g.11UlC the National Uruty Part) 1n the at of W 1sconsln pl conuct lvenen 639 2070 or Patti Bnld 632 2%01 oc attffld th mcrti on \\ ed~) ftemoon \\I'" I ~ on ,mpu Apr I _.,h t p n 1 Placl'ment 011 r -'" I A tough act to follow gn up to n Int, r~ C\'1, 6 Tbursda), Mareb 22, 198-4 Danish art displayed Paintings and dra\\1ngs b)i Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, a Danish-born art1st whose e\OC3ll\e worts ba\e been exhibited ln many places around the U S • ~ ill be on display through Thursda)', !\pnl S In the CommuniratlOfl Arts Gal~ H.irper will present a slide-ii• lustrated lecture on her •wk at 2 p m on Thursday. March 22 1n the g;illery The lecture is free and open to the public Regular plier) hours are from 1 to 6 p.m loruby through Thurs- <b, in ddltion the g:illcry ls open from 7 to 10 p m Tuesda) and V.ednesdlly AdrtllSSlon Is free H rper worts graphic nrtlst f r the 1tlv.-aukee Public Museum nd the 111\\, ukee \us um of Art for whirh she dCSignS items includmg ~ lcttns lm<brs and ltl,ltaUOns Her painlinp and dra,,,,ngs are diarnctcrlstlcall) hgur:1tM' dwclllOR on the contempl:ili\e They oftffl re brooding and presented m a highly structured format. Harper frequent!) focuses on people 111 her work, some or her still-lifes v.,IJ be In the Parlts1de show Harper. y,1)0 was born m S11keborg Denniart, graduated from the School for Applied Arts m Copen• h:lgen, where she majored in design She bokts a master or fine arts degrtt from the Un1,-eml) of Iowa and a master of arts degree in teachmg from the Um,ersll) or N"° Hampshire. \\here she earned a bachelor's degree m art Her ,i,1>rts ha,-e been exhibtl«I across the U S • including the 1983 Annual 'auonal Ora\\ mg and Small Sculpture ShO\\ m Corpus Christi. Texas Harper's ,,,ort \\On a putcllase award at that show She also has exhibited m the Mid Four Annual Juned Art Exh1b1t1on m Kansas Cit). Mo • the Appalachian Nauonal Drav.,ng Compcuuon m North carolina. and in the Real Surreal and Fantastic shov. m 'c" Yorlt City NEWS BRIEFS $, jobs info The Fmanc12I Aid,. '.\11nontr Student Programs and Job Serv1l·e orfices will ha\·e tables ,et up on the concourse by the bookstore. on larch 26 and 2i from 9 a m. to 4 p m All students arc encouraged to slop by for f1nanc1al and job sel"ire mformat1on Deadhnt• for maxi• mum cons1dcratwn is 1\pnl 15 The Stranger is coming MEMORANDUM March 15, 198~ TO: All UW-Parks1de Employees and Students FROM: Academic Staff D1shngu1shed Service Award Committee Stuart L Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowte Tcoby Gomez Richard Keehn Jeanne Buenker-Ph1lhps SUBJECT: Nom1nat1ons for Academic Staff D1st1ngu1shed Service Award Chancellor Alan Gusk1n has announced that a d,stingu,shed service award of S500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for Exemplary University Serv ce The above named selection committee has been established by the Academ,c Stall Committee to establish criteria. invite nominations and recommend a rec1p1ent to the Chancellor Should a member of the selection committee become a candidate for the av.ard he she w II resign from the comm ttee ELIGIBILITY Non-teaching members of the academ c staff who hold appointments of 50 t,me or more may be nom nated Those with Joint mstruct1onal/non-mstruct1onal respons1b1litles (spec al sts adJuncts) will be ehg1ble for their non-teaching act1v1t1es A list of those eligible s on the reverse side of the nomination form and available as noted below. Quest ons about el g b l!ty may be d reeled to the chairperson Any member of the UW-Parks de commun ty may nom nate CRITERIA Cr teria w II be espec ally d st ngu shed service which demonstrably benefits the Un1vers ty of W1scons n-Parks de or the campus commun ty. and which exceeds the required performance or h s her normal dut es or JOb respons b1hty at the Un1vers1ty, 1.e., 'above nd beyond the c II of duty Further II 1s expected that such d stingu1shed service would be related to his/her profess onal trn n ng could have been one s gmflcant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary serv ce over the years at UW-Parks de. and could have been performed or ccomphshed on and or off campus PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1 Nom,nat ons should be subm tied on forms available at luf,:;r~;it1on kiosks in the Union and Ma n Place and at the Library Learn ng Center C1rcu1a11u,i Desi( All of the information reQuested on the form must be supplied. 2 Supporting documents tang ble ev dence etc v.ould be appropriate 3 Deadline for nom nations s Monday April 30 1984 4 Persons who are nominated will be notlf ed and given an opportunity to supply add t1ona1 relevant information 5 The rec pent will be announced at the fall convocation Ouest ons may be directed to the Chair Stuart L Rubner ext 2576 ' RANGER !!!! Roundtables readied Wisconsin's Democratic primary and caucus. the personal life of Pre-1dent John F. Kennedy. Central America and Russia are amon~ topics m the spring series or Parks1- de ·s Social Science Roundtables. The free public programs a~e held Mondays at 12: 15 p.m m Union 106. Roundtable subjects, speakers and dates are: • •·The Wisconsin Democratic Presidential Primary and Caucus: How Oo They Work? Whal Do They :\1ean? ;· by Assemblyman Jerfrey A Neubauer CD-Racine> .. a member or the executive committee of the W1!,consin Democratic party. on March 26; _ . • ·•Communication and Socialization: Children Learning to Communicate." by Wendy Leeds Hurwitz of the Parkside communication faculty. on Apnl 2: • "Crisis m Central American: An Ob~rver"s Report." by Wiscon- ~m Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette, who recently returned from Central America. on April 9; • ··Sor1al Wetrare Spending: Too Much or Too Little?:· by UW-Madison economics profe.,;sor Ro~rt Lampman, former director of the Institute for Research on Poverty, on Apnl 16; • "John F. Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter?.'' b~ Parkside history professor Thoma~ Reeves, the author of books on se-,•. era! U.S. presidents and a recent widely-praised book on Sen Joseph McCarthy. on April 23. Reevel; wa, recently granted a sabbatical dunng the 1984-85 academic year to trare the evolution or Kenned}·'s thoughts about communist theory, Soviet imperialism and dom~tir subversion from JFK·s college days to his assassination, • " Impressions on the USSR," b~ Oliver Hayward o( the Parkside history faculty, who 1s directing the Parkside Soviet Seminar in Rus.,13 during March, on April 30 The Roundtable series 1s ro chaired by political science proft>S sor Kenneth Hoover and econom1{"s professor Norman Cloutier and 15 sponsored by the Park.side Sooal Science Division and the ll\\"EX Department of Governmental \f fairs. Tutoring program needs volunteers Volunteer lo tutor! Gain valuable experience! Sharpen your skills! If your grJde point average is at least 2.0. you might want to berome a tutor in a program that is going mto Bradford High m midApril. Initially. the program will be run on two days a week from 7 iQ a.m. lo 2.30 p.m. with tutorml(, for now, being offered m Engh,h Mathematics and Reading, You may volunteer for any part or c,th• er day (Tuesday or Thursday!. Interested persons may contact Thl'I• ma Yarborough, WLLD D175. ext .2575. Physics lectures set Two special Physics Colloquia Will be given on Friday. March 23 by Joe Meyer. president of the American As.,;ociation or Physics Teachers. The first. "Whither Sc1- mce Edut·allon in America" will be at 1 p.m m Greenqu1st 230 The second is a demonstration program titled ··Jnexpens1ve Demonstr:1hons for Introductory Physics:· and "'" be given al 3:30 p.m. in Greenqu1 ;t I 01. Both talks are free and opE'n lo the public. PSGA's new officers Continued from Page 3 was due to his intense t·ampaigmng. ''lam very happy about winning," he said. The first item on Johnson's agenda as vice president is to change the Senate meeting times to Fridays al 1 p m., which he feels \\ill encourage more people to attend meetings. Senate meetings had been held on Thursdays at 8 p.m. ··1 hope to establish better communication between the President the Vice President and the Senate: I also hope to encourage mor~ people lo gel involved in student government. " Johnson said he would also aid president &ott Peterson by helping examine t.:nwn operations. ''The referendum failed by a very narrow margin of 63 vol~ I feel that once we get our 01111 house in order we can then go to United Council with a strong ('Om· mitment." The vice president will al,;o hold an orientation for the new senators "The senators will need to know exactly what to do. It is not an easr job. I don't want people coming in here thinking there is nothing to do-there is a lot," said Johnson Ranger needs writers 0 RA.'iGER AwaY From the Number§ -- The Alarm sounds by John Kovalic Feature Editor Aztec Camera, Big Country and (",en L'2 have been hailed as the ne11•' new wave of British music by mo,t of the fad-crazed English 111u.,1r press. as well as that famous rag. the Rolling 'Where's the Latest Trend?' Stone. Leal'ing U2 aside as a forerunner of the movement, the first albums (rom Aztec Camera and Big Counlr) were a mixed kettle of fish, being not unlike the little girl who had a lillle curl - the high points 11ere e.xcellent, the low points were bomd Which left the door open for a group to prove that the new romantl<'1>m was more than just a brief antithesis to the growing electropop movement. Enter the Alarm. stage left. Hail.mg from Wales. the Alarm first caught the eye of the Ameriran pr~ with one of the best EP's of la,t year A little airplay on MTV and positwe reviews soon followed. bot the success the band enjoyed in Bntam - and that found in Amerira by Big Counlry - was still elu1\e to them on the left side of the .\tlantic If anything will bring them popu1:mty her<'. 'Declaration' will. The Alarm Declaration (IRS) From the 45 sceond opening title track, 'Dedarallon' lays it on the bne •·T.1ke this song of freedom." chants \'ocalist and songwriter Mike Peters. ··and put 11 on and arm }Ourself for the fight " ·Dedarat1on I a rail to arm~ and an affirmahon of the power and enc-rgy of youth. It's hard lo avoid the much used comparisons to the Jam and the ~arly Clash. But the band isn't givmg you a political statement so ~uch as a reminder that we have Just as much say in our lives as any- one else. As the first cut fades, 'Marching On· picks _up wilh an energetic cry. The opening lines again st.ate the Alarm·s philosophy neatly "There's a young boy standmg Stanng at the world/ He can ·1 control his anger/ You can see it in his eyE.'S!'' As well as a declaration of youth, The Alarm gives a warrung to politicians and statesmen. to everyone who believes the young are powerless. "Hear our sound. hear our voice We're growing stronger And we'll go marching on .. Chief songwriters Eddie Macdonald and Mike Peters see m the world a wasteland ''After all lime building upl comes inevitable kn«x'king down· is the cry from one of their UK smgles. and third album track 'Where W~re You Hiding When The Storm Broke'>' which should at least win a gramm) for "Awkward Song Title of 1984" 'Third Light.' the next cut. 1, a song on war m the trad1llon of th<' Jam's 'Little Boy Soldiers· 'Sixty Eight Guns' continue~ the string or po!;t-punk power pop antheni- The song shows more ~trurturc th:rn most of the tracks on side one. while rruuntammg the ideal-; and messages that run throughout the album. The lyrical h1ghpo1nt of the side comes when Pete~ murmurs, "Nothmg last, forever Is nil they seem to tell you when you're younf.\ ... The c-hant of ·we Arc the Light rlos<'S side one, and the rlcfiant, Clubs on CamP.us raw energy of Sh, ,ut to lhe lle\'11' Opens lhe se.-ond s1d,•, "'hic.h works better than the fir.,t f\\hirh tends to come acro:;s as a collection of singles as opposed to an album\ The songs are tighter and 1'"0rk \\ell together, meshing to fonn a ronlinu- ous. structured urut 'Blaze or Glo11' 1 another powerful trac-k. begmnlllg v.1th one of the best lme- on the album It s funny how they shoot \'OU dov.11 v. hen your hand, are held up high " The song, co-v.T1tten by Peters ,1a donald and gullari t Oa\e Sh irp. 1s a \OW that 1f the young are gomg to be beaten they II go down frghtinl! • I'm leamioi ho\\ to hit back and I'm learrun,g how to fieht." . houts Peters 'Tell Me,' "The Deem-er and one-mmute \el'Sion of The 'land follow: and the fmal trad:. Ho\\1- mg Wmd,' ,~ another MacdonaldPeters masterpiece The ,\larm has a great album here, w?urh onl) occastonall) lapses mto the tntenes., the group has ,lullfull} nunaeed to D\-01d A line that OOf1'lf'S lo mind 1s the wonder lull) logical bat in Where \\ ere You Hiding· that states The truth b the Lruth Or the truth I surely a he." What a lt'\elation' <herall. 'Declarat1on· lS exrellent. and 1f there lS an} Justitt m the world thkelyl and 1f radio programmers ham a mod1a1m of rommon ~e (unlike!\ l, the encrg} of the album should n be bla. tang out or ~our radios Listen lo ll A the l)TICS oI Blaze of Glor)· go, \\'hen the na1b are b1ung mto )Our hand and the cross as ht'3\') on )'Our he3rt Nov. JS the time to rl':llh nlake 11 tand A knight at the park Nearly a year ago the halls of P,uks1dc resounded with the dm of armed rombat. Fierce warriors clad in armor were brandishing rnords about and shouting faerre b;ittle mes It may sound as though tht~ was a dangerous time to be a studrnt al Parkside. There was no real danger involved, however: the ' lic·rce warriors" were only engaging m mork combat While the armor was real, the weapons were not This was a demonstration put on by members of the Soriety for Cre-.ittve Anarhronism IS.CA I. The mtn and women. all dressed m me- d1~al and renaissance garb. were memh(>rs of the Milwaukee chapter of the society who had come to Parkside hoping to start a group here While the most visible acllvity was the combat, there were also dtmonstration5 of calligraphy. needlePomt and even bagpipmg. The society had its origins at B.edeley 1n 1965. Its ongmal mem- bl:rs Y,«:re drjlwn primarily frqm the history department The ba,1c precept of the SOClt't} y;as, and ttll is. "to rcercate the Middle Ages and Rena, sanc-e not as the), were but as they $hould ha\C been " That 1s to say, the members onl} recreate those portions of the past that they enJoy. Consequmtly, the current Middle Aees arc free of the plague, the Inqu1s1t1on and smular unpleasantr1e~. To achieve such a complete escape. members ha\'e gone to grt'at lengths to ret·reate bits and pl~ of the past The ~0<"1ety 1~ a nonprof 11 edut·ational organization Costumers. Jeweler~. mu,1caan , vintners, cooks, woodworkers, cal• ligraphers and even armorers all work together to make the Society work. In almost eve11 case. the skills used by these people were ~sed v.ithm the SC.\ Care goes mto evel"J,' detaJI One of the members m Milwauk~ is ao armorer whose work is known throui,?hout the Umted States. indeerl • he makes hb hnng ,elhng armor, swords ;md other m~tal good~ of h1 mak1oi A the S0<'1ety grt'\\ 11 ~cnt from the v.e:st ('()3St to the east coast and then Y.Orked ns wa) m toward the rrudv.est Among its members nre surh writers a Paul Anderson, Kathenne Kurtz and Andre orton Members are drawn from all wa or llfe-lav.1ers. tnrl drhers. professors, students and m the west. a strange preponderanre of computer programmers Th re are also S CA groups m uch places as German) Puerto Rico and Awtralia urpns• lngl), there 1s also a ~1stered group on board the U <: S i'.mut.L The group on campu l'\l'rltuall) moved to Kenosh3 as that was where most of the members resided Some of the members are now interested m getting a group going on campus agam If this sort of thing interests )OU and you would like to know more about Uti.s group there are two numbers that you may call In Kenosha call em Dezoma at 658-2656, m Racme c.-all Rick Gorton at 632-1733 7 Thursdl\, larcll 2%, 19 I Unlversity of Wisconsin Platte ville + See Castles in the Air And learn )Our v.a)' around the "orld • If )OU ha-.e bu11l castles m the air, n~ put the foundauons under them." Study m London for S272S per scmesttt lndudn air fare, resident tumon, field mps, fam1l) ta) \\ th mah Pr rams also m ix-cn-Pro,.enc:c, Franoc Copcnha.gen, Denmark Dublin, Ireland Floren~. Ital) Heidelberg, German) Israel (various locations) Lund, S"cden Puebla, Me:\ico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria ~ville, Spain For runMr anformat1on. "THC or call lnsmutc for tud) Abroad Pr ram Um, erslt) of \\ a on n-PllttC'\ die J \\arncr Hall PlallC'\1lle, \\ 1 on m 53 I 608-342-1726 o fore~n langu c proftoen IS required < RANGER I Once Ober Easv - "Odds" aren't good The Louisiana purchase There are some movies )'OU JUSt n 1 w.itt to get out of 'nlOSe of )'OU •'ho h3\-C ~ now umused th:ll . Against All Odds IS one h flkk can go to the head of the cbss Lcl me put 1l blun~ lt tanks The IK'tlng tnw The plot stinks Can we talk" I.et me stop beating around th bush T111s is not a mo,; • \-OU w nt to uni )"OU I ppen 10 be lnto internal hemon ~"'« On l~ other hand 1f you an: into meanangkss plot twists and mind k SJtu:.uons thtS ma} Just be th• mo\ie you , e w:uted all )"C:lr to set' at s this remake of the cbs Out of the P.ast tn which one had to kl'ep on one s toes to follow the plot llon t bother trymg to fol low the plot here Catch up on that skcp \'OU U be rlUSSlng b~ st.a) mg ow kc all nl ht lr)1ng to hgure out lllih3t In the hedt was gooig on ~t the pomt of the thing wa and wh) ou twl to pend the foe bucks in the ram place Taylor Hackford (emphasis here on the HACKi promised us daf f tnt kind or a mcr.:ie I don't knou I vc n lemons before The 1n:1n who brought you 'An Of fa .,r nd a Gentleman got his 1 z-Ned up so~tien.- Th re this football superst."lr on tht1 grnenc Los Angeles team. see nfortunately JeU Bnd cs \\a! t for th part I've got nothi lllSt J Hv per 5C 1t ]USt Uiat he loots much like a super• joc-k does my pet gi!rb1l. Cbuct,; Onl} I thank Chuck ran act better An)W'a) as Terry cBrulges) rs about to be cut from the team and as he somehow managed to s;pcnd the fantasticill) huge sum that L A IS wont to pay its superstars. he needs some <'aSh Enter James Wood, pla}mg Jake. a buddy out of the pa,t 11.ho ,unts Tel'?) to look ror this girlrntnd of he-. the one who ~es him 50 much he Just h3d to knife him a ft'Yt times in the ~ an a rampant daspla) of affectwn Tulle aboUt )'OUr bad hicti An)'W:l) Jake and Ter?) are soch good fnends that the) simply fed rompelled to set off on a de:nh-de- ()1ng tugb-spet'd ~ through ,our a\eragc southern California uburb dunng rush hour No w 1t Tert') and Jake aren t buddlt'S Jake appe:us to be yes. b) gosh. he's a ienenc Hollyv.ood two-bit ~ng 5ter' Gosh I hope TcrT) realizes thtS Now Tel'T) has to fmd this Jessi• ca person cRachel \\ardl But first he goes to Jessica' mother ;-ho happens to own the ver)' same root• ball team he was locked of( of ~ow What a coincadenre So nm- \\"3). she offers Tel'T) a place on lhe team 1f he stops looking for Jessica But r.,ll} who Ines and breatht for football. doesn t want to gct on the te:im TIil ' Wa). shoclt, horror, ind1gnat.aon He v.ants lo EAR:-. ha pbce For those or you who ha\e not realued the;, Terry 1:. something of a schmuck And off he goe-, southwards to your genenc tropirnl parndase He or course finds J~c:a. he of course falls heoo O\tt heels for her. and they of course spend lht' next fe\\ wcclt tn bed, sJun da\irtg In bed ruruu.ng through tall grass. m bed etc. A quick note· the bedroom :,l'e· ncS are particularly tacky. but they seemed to thnll the high-schoolers an the cro11,i.1 So did the gratwtou:. 1 aolence, 11.htch replal"es the sex later on an the flick. Anyway, Jake sends oft someone el!e to find Terr). Qutl-k quiz! You are a wc:illh} thug Whom do you send to find )Our 1:1rlfrknd and the pre,sumably horribly be-mu~rled jo<ic she Jtbl ran off \\1th? Is at: a) A top-notch antemalt0nal h·rronst trained 1n all fomtS of torture;, a: ssmat.aoo, etc" bl A tubby, friendly football coach, who Jm.l happen~ to be Tl•r• ry\ tubby, fm·ndly football l·03t·h~ You guessed tl And after Terry and Jessiea bh>"' the :.tufrmit out 01 the bte football roa<h, the} ·re on the run again The plot meanders around for a while lilte this J~"Jca and Terry sep;:iratc for oo readily apparent rmson, she runs back to Jad for no rrodily apparent rea:;on Terry tncs to wan her back for no readily apparent reason Luckily for ham, be fails For no readily apparent reason Look, for foe burks at least )OU can bu) the ~ndtra<'k, ~hlt'h m1.'ludes mus,c by Peter Gabnel and Kid Creole. For h\e big ones. you ran also i:et moderately mcbnated U you Still mtcod to catch 'AgaJnsl All Odds,' }OU \\111 probabl} nt't'd to get tnebnated How~er I don't \\ant to baa:. }our opamon I suppose there are some people ~ ho thought that 'Against All Odds' wa~ a tender. senwta\e ~IOI) about human suffermg But I ~ou\dlt"t bet on at b) Dick Oberbruoer (our man in New Orleansl Uoated States history has been made. Two bag deals have been completed in the multi-million dollar industry known as the United States Football League. The New Orleans Breakers are proud owners of 6'3", $6 million Mt.1rcus Dupree - a mama's boy by nature. a football player by nurture. This modem rendition of the Louisiana Purchase has placed mucho bul'kos on untested territory. The Lo., Angeles Express 1s the bank roll to which Brigham Young grad Steve Young ,s attached. He"ll be fed $40 rmllion intravenously 01-er a 43-ycar period. He's the first football pwyer to be guaranteed a payl'herk 1010 the 21st century. !\f31'1C Johnson is the first millionaire athlete of the upcoming millemum. Marcus Dupree is living proof vou don·t need an education to make 1t in bag business. Talent. and an a~ent to negotiate. will suifice. The SO-page novene to which Marcus rubber-stamped his signature w s printed in large. easy-toread letten; In standard newspaper pnnt. this would be a 10 column stor,. !\tan·us 1s a new k.ind of college graduate turned pro. He has Dropout degrees from Oklahoma and :\11ssiss1pp1 State. A precedessor, Hershel Walker. completed school early. too. but he graduated at semester's end. He received a B.S. m Hardship. Marcus never really was an undegraduate Just unemployed He A Week at the Park avoided the rigors of classroc,m work to memorize plays. Sul'h d1SC1- pline makes him a good team Pia) er He will become the pridt- of New Orleans and of Louisiana He wjJl be playing for team orfa(').'lls and fans, the unedll<'ated fannm in upstate Bastrop. and CaJwis He needn't bother attending prachce. He's too big to mess with With shoulders as wade as a church, and the strength, speed and agility of a channel catfish, he has the oat ural ability to raise New Orleans out of the swamps. New Orleanians know history when they see at. Look at the lungs reception he received out•1de tM Superdome. There was a ~•x-pun jazz band. Mayor Dutch Mona! 11,a there. Pretty, skimpy-clad girls waved their porn porns. The ceremooaes transpired on Mardi Gras Saturday. Perfec-1 t,m ing for a perfectly royal tx'CaSIOII The Superdome crown was plafed appropriately on his big head His ex<'ited response wa, an the classic, fill-in-the-blank par,1graplt Continued on Page 9 Spring break • springs events b) Dr. Bill tfor once) Hello, all of ) ou little sunbathers, you I hope that you had a oacc break I had an uneventful one. but I kno"' that things are going lo get better bec:ause rve got the list Utled EVE~TS in front of me. and bo)-o-boy, 1t sure looks like we've got an .action-packed week ahead or us So, v.tthout further ado, I bnng ~ou . A WEEK AT THE PARK ********** Today (!\tarcb 22, there is a slide pr~entahoo lecture at :! p.m in the Communication Arts Gallery bv Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of the ~t1iwaultee Public Museum and the UW-M1l\\aukee Museum of Art The proi,-am is free and open to the public The fflO\ie "Chariots of Fire" ~1~ be shown at 3.30 p.m in the Union Cine11U1. The movie is rated PG and runs for 124 minutes. Ad· mission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest Sponsored by P AB. Another slide presentation, "Sons of Moon: Ethno-Astronomy and Ritual in Africa," by Pro£. Deidre LaPm of the University of Arkansas. will he shown at 7:30 p.m in Moln. 107. The program is open lo the public at no charge. On Friday. March 23, they will once agam show that Academyaward winning flock, "Chariots or Fire" at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. . Sunday, March 25 brings to the silver screen "Ali: Fear Eats the ~ul." It will be presented at 2 p.m. m the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film Series. "Chariots of ~ire" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. m the Uoaon Cinema. Tuesday, March 27: yes. that hlm classic that we've all been wailing for, "Godzilla vs. The Thillg." will be shown at 7 p.m. in the UnJOD Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs 90 minutes. Admission b fret sponsored by those friendly folks at PAB. On Wednesday, March 28. lht PAB Coffeehouse features the Kirn and Reggie Harris Group from noon to 2 p.m. and again from I p.m . to 10 p.m. in the Union Baza,lr Area. Admission is free. A seminar entitled, "Wome• •• Men Supervisors and Their s«tttaries," by Prof. Anne Statham will be presented at noon on wec1nesdJ)· in Union 106. The program is fret and open to the public. A Poetry Reading Discussion will be held at 1 p.m. in the wU,C Overlook Lounge by Cary Water man of Minnesota. The e\'elll 15 free and open to the- public. 0 AwaY- From the Numbers Milwaukee calling! by Jeff Leisgang E\'en though the Violent Femmes debut album has been out ,inre last year, I think they deserve ft'('Ogmtion anyway for several rea- ,on,. First of all. it's a damn good rerord that's full of garage band fire, humor and intelligence. Second, these guys are from Milwaukee! \\bo could have guessed that anything as exciting and original as this rould have come from Brew Town? Third, they are getting a lot of critiral attention and have been reviewed fa\'orably in magazines like Rolhng Stone and Musician. They also ha,e Just come back after having loured Europe. I saw them at Milwaukee's Papagaw mghtrlub back in September and saw that something new was happening. They have been labled arouslll'·punk and other such tags by mlics Though this isn't a bad dl':;4'riphon. the Femmes are bas1- rally roi:k-n-roll with an unpretentious freshne-s to their sound Gordon Gano. the lead smgersongwnter and guitarist or the group, uses an acoustic guitar almost as frequently as an electric. He may not be an Eric Clapton on the guitar, but he knows rh}1hm and his playing varies from the chaotic to the melodic. Brian Ritchie plays a big acoustic bass most of the time, and occasionally electric bass. His playing weaves in and out of Gano's more simple guitar work almost like a lead player Last but not least is Victor Delorenzo, the drummer who plays mostly on a snare drum while standing up. Occasionally he'll put what looks like a large bucket that he calls a trancephone over his snare and beat on that for a while. No, this isn't the Stray Cats. Delorenzo is a jazz student who uses a variety of brushes and sticks to give his drumming a loose, 1mpronsalional feel at times, and a steady 4 4 beat at others. Gordon Gano's \'Oic·e should be considered as important an instrument as his guitar, 1f not more Though his singing may seem out of lune at times. his voice IS actuall)· what nails these songs down The Femmes have been compared to such influential bands as Lou Reed and the Veh·et Underground and Jonathan Richman and th«.' Modern Lovers for obvious reason . Services Offered BOSTO~ MARATIIOS, Apnl 16. Hotel packages and airline space still available. 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AR.\JY RESER\'E BE ALL YOU CA'.', BE. but their sound 1s entireh thetr own The luMy thin;: as the album is so spare of studio gmmu · and poli~h that 1t makes C\('JJ1hlng else you listen to ~ound too commettial. at least lor a \\ hik' One more refreshing note 1 Gano's l)ncs themsel\es He le:i\-es politJcs up to the pol1t1nans Hi ,ong~ deal maml) \\1th brokeo rela· t1onsh1ps and general angst \\1th a fair dose of tnsolence thrown in for good mea..-ure Perhaps best of all IS the fact that )'OU don I need your ~~rel dl'\.'Oder nng to dCC'lpber these songs ' I aln t no Al C.pone," Gano croons, but he doesn t pull any plln<'hes either All m all I guess )-OU t3n tcll I rather like this rerord After all 11 Just good, psJdlohc fun Once Ober Easy------------- Coaliaued from Page 8 rreated to aid superstars in handling newly acquired superstar stalus ''I'm exrited about being in lMME OF CITY), and I'm excited about bemg a <TEAM NlCK- :-,;AMl-:1. As far as l'Oach 1SO AND SOI 1s c·onl'erned. the first t1m(' I met him I fell hke I knew him a)I my hie." Rig deal Quartt•rback Steve Young has a 1·ollege dt-grce m Quarterba('king Like Marcus. Steve has finished ~hoobng Like Marcus. Steve now holds a professional pos1hon Like M.ircus, Steve has become a m1tllonatre for doing great thmgs with a football Unbke :\larcu~. Steve ha~ broken se,;eral collegiate records. Unlike Marcus, Steve has a 43 year contract Unhke Man-us, Steve 1s a left h.inded Monnon from Utah Mormon? Steve Young? .. Brigh- nm Young! What a roinc·1denre How un• earthly What kind of power does this man possess? Can he lead a team to the top of the mountam? The express has him l'O\ered through the year 2027 to find out Perhaps they see him 11~ a guiding light H1 tory tells us that Brigham Young was a great v1s1onary, a good field leader and a ldtie With such heavenly ('Ontract for an untested pro, Steve 1s keepmg an eye on his favorite receiver the Mormon Chur('h. It should make out fantastically on the deal Like his namesake, Steve has. made a long term comnutment. He must play football in Lo,, Ani:dcs until he's 65 Then he can t•ollect Social Security. Brigham preached the faith until his very end But he never got a pension Steve's record-breakmg carl.>er gave him godhke strength m rontrnct negotiations. lits conn«uon with higher places puts L A in a priestly pos1t1on. They rnn lose their d1\·1s1on and sltll come out on top You can almo,t '-t.'t' the halo above his hdnll't Ste\e 1s the ('IDbod1ment of Brigham Young an shoulder pads U be docsn t make the record books, tus contract sure Y.111 Big deal It's mte to know these )'OU men ha\e thclr place in histor) We'r(' \\ltness to the fact that nowad3) , h1 tory makers are money makers The USFL 1w assured nseU a page m the books \\1th the 1d WI mll!Jon:ures aren t one in milliOn JUst C\ CC) rouple of \I, t n.nda • Mattia Z%. 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Tilt;Rt: PI.A'\ERS Call 637 at St ~ OnimJey 111A..,xs PARKSJDt. ltuck: TUA. ,'KS TO • 10 studcn• "' \'Oted for me, On!} ~ I t at least of the ud t bod) had .. •• - --- --------- - ------ Wrestling • Season ends with five All-Amer1cans "'Palll Rodi The Parkside wresthng team mpleted 1ts most successful seaml week b} crov.nlng fh e dif • rercnt All Americans In the CAA IJ and NAIA nauonal towmments E ming All-American honors In the NCAA n was 167 pounder Todd ., de who mt an 0\-ertime d on to th C\'t!fltu.al nation.al dl:mtpion DJ\ Comem:m of Soutb Dakota Stat Unh t) by the Stare o! 3-3 OT 41 Earning All-Amman h~ no t th<' AlA ch:unpj(>mhips I« <9l~r Puml 11!-ltoppr PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 • - 4:111 PIii • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully e Malted MIik Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Sllces • Peanut Butt~ Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppem,lnt Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Minh • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscofch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolatt- Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Pea nuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Pe-anuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt ~me Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole Week of Morch 26 25% OFF Chocolate Matted Balls 1.1oere 126 pounder IWke Vania, Matt Kluge at 134 lbs., Mike Winter at 142 and li7 pounder Ted Keyes. Cairung the most AU-Amencans Che) tn one season an the team's history, the Rangers ~ nu• mcrous team records, the most ampressn e being thffl" 13 wins, two losses in dual met'l action These \1ien! highlighted "1th wins over Big Ten Indiana Um~erstt) and the Unn ersll) of 'otre Dame The trom !so established a record 320 individual rtns Th£') al.so showed gre:it SUttCSS from their feat b) recording rerord 748 t.akedo\\ns The ~ers finished the ) r m trad1Uon b) ftrushing runlh ln the AIA national tournammL This \\ the ninth year ln the past 1! tlut the Rangers larushed among the top ten teams In the nauon lndMduaJ Season Highlights: Seruor Mike \'ania clooed out his brilliant collegiate wrestling career b} earrung All-American honors for the fourth COnst't"Uth c year He },'runt ru\\ 11 to rl: Jad, I>annu, Tom Kit-dunk .. Jeril Grou•r, D_an t:tall ~n~ :\1ark Uube). . :\hddl,• ro\\. Coarh Jim Koi·h, \Ilk<' \tud,crhc•i~e. Jon \1ankowsk,. \like \ania, Mall Klu)!t'. (,aJ) :\Ian chlc\ed this honor by placing fourth tn the 1984 NAIA ·auonals at 126 pounds dh \hkt \\inh•r and ,tudenl a"1,tan1 Dan \\inter. . Ba; k ro\\ Bnan °Jrl'I.. 1 odd Yd!', Tt'd Kl'~I',, \lark Peter;oo. Don \ erBruJ!~en. Chm Oi{'k,on. and Paul \'anaa finished the season with a 4&-8 record and ended hts career with an o\'erall rerord of ISi-29 In ndd1uon lo becorrung an All-Amencan Vama recehed . e\'er.tl other honor this season He established a new Parkside record for most wins in a st'ason by a sauor with 45 wins Of his eight losses, five were to other AII-Amencans \'arua led the team Wlth 80 near falls and 65 escapes He was second on the team wtth 12 pins. \'anaa won five indi\idual tourD3• ment champ1onsh1ps during the .son and for the serond )ear in a roy; \\~ selected as "Oul.SU&nd~ \\ rest1er·· at the prestigious Whea• ton Invitational, a twenty-team meet He wa.~ scl«ted by his teammates ns ro-nptain of the 1983-84 squad \'am.a \\11.$ al50 selected as the team·s most valuable wrestler and most 1nsplrational iau Kluge. a seinor. earned All• Amencan \\TesUing booors in the 134 pound weight etas~ He earned these honors by pl.acing fifth m the NAIA National Wre;tling Cham· pionshtps held at Central State Uru- \; ersi tJ in Edmond. Okl:iboma Kluge lost a close S--2 dec1S1on to Roth Cb) Holl.) from Adams St.ate of Colorado m the semi-finals. Holly "'ent on to v.in the national eham· p1onsh1p. and Kluge \\TNlcd baek to defeat Mike Nel.;on of Southern Oregon C.ollege 7-3, to earn the firth place medal Earning AII-Amenean honor!' l'llpped Klugc's eareer at Park.~idc, where he compiled a three season record of 80-ZH. Kluge finished h15 season record at 40-12-1. Highlight;; of Kluge·~ season mduded wmmng champ1onsrup:. m the Stevens Po1Dt Open and the Carthage College In• \itational He al.so had runner-up finishes m the WiscollSlD Collegiate Open, the \\'heaton 1n,,1tauonal and tbe ;-.;CAA II Midwest Regional and third place finishes ID the Warhawk Open and the Southwe:.t :\lissouri lmitauonal One or Kluge·s biggest \l.1ns of the }ear was a 16-3 deeis1on over Mark Ruethnger of Eastern Illinois. a four-time lllino1S high school state champion and an NCAA 1 Western ~tonal champion Kluge "'~ lhe only Ranger \I.TestJer to go undefeated m dual meets and he ~ one of four \\Tesllers on the team lO wtn forty or more matches He was also selected by his teamMILLER ON TAPAT UNION SQUARE mates as one of the captains of the team Mike Winter, a senior. achieved his All•Amencan honors by placing ~evenlh m the NAIA. He wrestled ID the 142 pound weight class. Winter lost a dose one-point decision to the eventual runner-up. Merrick Wiles or Huron College, in the sec• ond round of competition. During the wrestlebacks. he won three or four matches, with his loss coming at the hands or Ronnie James from Central Oklahoma, a three-time na• tional champion who had been upset in an earlier round. Winter ended the season with a 31-9-1 record. Highlights of his season induded winning the Wheaton Invitational and runner-up finishes at the Carthage Invitational, the Midwest Classic and the Southwest Missouri Invitational. According to Coach Jim Koch. " Mike had a fine season for us. and he certainly deserved to win his All-American honors." Junior Todd Yde placed fourth in the NCAA TI National Wrestling Championships held at Morgan State University in Baltimore. Mar• yland. Yde lost the overtime decision to Comeman in the quarterfinals. and then battled back to win three matches and take fourU1 place. Comeman won the National Championship and Tim Jones from Northern Michigan University, a wrestler whom Yde had defeated earlier in the season, was the run• ner-up. Yde wrestled at 167 lbs. and compiled a season record of 41-14. Re set a new school season record by scoring 138 takedowns. The old school record of 116 takedowns in a season was held by Parkside's twotime National Champion Bill West in 1974-75. He was also second on the team with 14 major decisions and 27 reversals. and third on the team with 12 pins and 45 near falls. During the season Yde won three ~ournarnent championships, includmg the NCAA Il Midwest RegionContbaued on Page 11 l\like Vania :\like Winter Matt Kluge ftANGER Wrestling wrap-up Coadnued from Page 10 Is the Carthage Invitational and ~ Carroll Open. He also had runner-up finishes in the Midwest ClasSIC and the Wheaton Invitational, and earned consolation championships in the Stevens ~oint Open and I.he Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Ted Keyes, a junior from Waterford. earned All-American wrestling honrs in the 177 lb. weight r~ by placing sixth in the 1984 NAIA National Wrestling Championships. Keys finished the reason with a 48-11 record. AU but one of Keyes' losses were to All-American wresUers. His 48 wins is a new one-season school record for Parkside. The former record was 47 wins in one season by Mike Vania. Keyes also led the team with eighteen major deosions and 24 riding time points. He was second on the team with 65 ow falls and third with 100 takedowns. Highlights of Keyes· season 1ndude winning championships at the Ste\·ens Point Open. the Carroll College Open. the Carthage College Invitational and the Wheaton Invitahonal. He also placed second at tbe Midwest Classic and was the ronsolation champion at the Southwest Missouri Jnvitational Chris Dickson, a sophomore. traasferred to Parkside in the fall of 1983 and despite the fact that he was not eligible for competition until the start of the second semester, be fashioned a season record of 23-1 Dickson's season included ~ tbe rhampionship in the 12-team Carthage Invitational and pladng serond in the 20-team MidWet Classic. One of Dickson's biggest wins or the season was a 12-8 decision over Mark Kristoff of Southern lllinois-Edwardwille. Arrording to coach Koch. "Chris had an excellent season for us He ~-as handicapped by the fact that he was not eligible to \\TCstle for us until the serond semester be1:ause he was a transfer student, and that he had a sore shoulder most of the Sta$0n Despite that. he helped the team post a 13·2 dual rN·ord. the best In the school's history. If Chn~ ran Sia) healthy next year, I exped him 10 be one of our top \\Testlers, and a good bet to earn All-Amenran honors " Dickson qualified for the NAJA Nationals and was se,.,ded number 5lll m his weight class While he did not plare in the tournament, he did srore enough points to help his team place ninth Dan Hall. a freshman from Hartford, earned has first collegiate ~Teslling letter this year. Hall fini5hed the season with a 24·10 rerord. rompetmg mostly at 126 P<>Unds Seventeen of Hall's wms were by a pin. which was the most by any Parkside wrestler on thts Year's team. and the third-highest by a Parkside wrestler m one season S11 of Dan's ten losses were to All-American wrestlers. Coacti Koch romrnented, "Dan 1s the finest freshma n wrestler we ha\·e had at Parkside in several )-ears. Despite the fact we had senior All-American wrestlers at 126 lbs, 134 lbs. and 142 lbs., Dan still W?estJed a lot or matches for us. and showed me that he could become one or the greatest wrestlers that we have ever had at Parkside." Freshman Mark Dubey finished the season with a 2&-19 record. His 26 wins is the second most wins ever by a Parkside freshman. Only Dan Winter, who won 28 matches in 1978-79 as a freshman has won more. Koch said, •·we didn't expect Mark to wrestle that much for us this year, as we had a seruor AllAmerican returning at both 142 and 150 lbs. But when the 150 pounder got hurt, Mark stepped into his spot and did an outstanding job for us. If we could have had him at 142 lbs. all year, he would have done even better. His record at 142 was 17-7 and his record at 150 was 9-12. Next year Mark will be our top 142 pounder and he should be a rontender for All-American honors " Dubey placed in four tournaments during the season. He won consolation championships m the Carroll College Open, the Warha\\1t Invitational and the NCAA II Midwest Regionals. He also placed fourth in the prestigious Southwest Missouri Inv1tallonal Parkside', dual meet record was 13-2. and Dubey's victories over \\-Tesllers from the University of Notre Dame. Indiana University. UW-Wh1tewater, UW-Oshkosh and Marquette Uruversity were particularly in,urumental in wmning those meeb. Summing up the season. coach Koch commented, "This h.as been one of the most enjoyable groups or young men that I have ever been associated with. We had a ~roup or guys that were dedicated and d1sc1• plmed. Tlus showed in the classroom. where the top ten \\Te;;tlcrs averaged a 3.0 GPA. This type of person makes my job H'r} enJoyable. Ted Keyes. our 177 pounder, receh·ed Academic All-American, something that he and the scllool can be Ver} proud of The only thmg we weren"t able to acromplish was to crown a rut1onal cham pion All other goab we met - something the whole' team ran be proud of." It nught be hard, but looking ahead to next year. the Rangers plan to be even stronger Parkside loses three All•Amencan, m seniors Mike Vania. Mall Kluge and Mike Wmter Returning will be two AllAmerscans. Todd \'de and Ted Keves Also retummg lo the line-up with be three-time All-American ISO-pounder ~hke Muckerheade who sat out this year after undergoing surgery to repair ligaments in his elbow. and 190 pounder Brum lrek, who had surgery to repair his knee just before the sc:L<:On -started In add1t1on, returning underd.assmen include 118 pounder Jeml Grover, 126 pounder 03n Hall, Jadt Danner at 134 lb,; , 142 pounder ~lark Dubey and Chris D1dtson at 158 lbs. These guys ha~e e,ipenence and should enJOY successful st'3· sons Jon Mankow:;ki at 167 lb~ and Don Berbruggen, ht>avyv,e1ght, ah<o will contnbute. With a ~ recruting year predicted and I~ nucleus returning. the Rangers goals for the next season are nothing short of a national rbamp10nsh1p. Basketball JV's celebrate The men's junior varsit} basketball team firushed the sea..~n with an 8-2 record. The final game of the year turned out to be a rout in which the Rangers soundh· trounced Conc-ord.ia 106-~ · • The team was m.ide up of frl'Shmen \\,th some OCC3Slonal help from sophornor~ 1-'or the bulk or the season, the JV team mcluded sophomores Sean Patterson, VlllC'e Hall and Bill Attilio The f"5hmen were Ron l.eihen, Robert Jones Brian Mallory and Eddie Roundtree. Ron Zeihen led the team 10 scoring \\1th 219 points in rune gam<"S Zeiben hit on ~ of field attempu and 80 of h1 free throws \\iille coming up Yilth '!7 steals, second on lb te.m Scan Patterson played m on! k games and v.~ dosed behind the other players n scan th 157 points Robert Jones pbyed 1n :in t games and led the te3m m 11.'bood mg \\ilh US and steasl ,nth D Jones had one gm,e m 9,fucb hr grabbed 20 rebounds and 1\1.o other l~-rebound games Robert s C',3ffl(' as far as po&nt production 20 J)Oints in thr season f mak- \ mre Hall PfO\ided ~P JI Tbanda • lart"II U, IIS4 season Wo,nen open • • • spring training Coatiaaed from Page 1% da) after that the} pla)ed the Uru vers1ty of Mame and went pa.~ 7 m nmgs of regulation pla) lied at 0-0 tame 1s an NCAA Cm I team and the rompet1lion was tough They lo,t the game 1-0 The second game or the double header- that daJ once ~m agamst red lieut This game also went m-er rcgula• Uon pla, lied at 0-0 ln the erghth 1Mmg, Sacred Heart S('Ored twitt and Park.side couldn't l'OffK' b3d; to beat them •·Even though \\e lost, I felt good about both games played that day ~ were both rea~ tough," said Draft The remairung games were a d.isoppomtment when, nst Ann) and [)(,fi nee Un111emty, a fat ed team lo!-t both fr.tmeS Dnift said "We should ha\"e won nus '1raS the Kenosha savings and Loan CHECKING! 1n your choice of TWO great accountsl KENOSHA SAVINGS 1 , •• • ~ l • • • I! Thursda} , Ma«-b 22, 198-1 Athletic director Dannehl may be finalist b) Ku :\l~)tt F.d.llOr Parkside athleuc director Wayne 1>3nnehl ma, 'er) -eu be one or tlM! four finalli ts for tlM! soon-to-be- '1tt'ant MtSSOUn Western State C'ollege athletic dirtttorsh1p O;md Capelli, clia=n of the arcli and screen romm11tee at th<" MISSOUn college. told Ranger th.at l>:tM{'h) was one of the ongmal applicant and that final mten lt',ung for the position \\1U start "m the ~er) near future' m hopes of reachIng II dect5ion ' ti) early Apnl ' Capelli gud the four fmabsls tui,c not >et been notified, so he would not state whether DaMehl v. one of the fmalists He said, howC\er, that he •ill personally ' contact Dannehl after lhe 'AlA toumam~t In Kansas Clty. where D.lMclll has bttn for the last week Chari) Bum the t'Urrent MaslSOun W~tcm St.ate College athletk' director h S<'~uled to retire m June Dannehl. 46 has been athlet1e d1 rector at Park.side Since 1972 He has bt.>en NAIA District 14 (\\ lSCOn• sin l cliaUTillln since 1976 and is p;ist prestdent of the NAIA alhlellc directors' n.ation.11 assod.auon Womens softball • preparing b) Patrida Cwnbi, Sporn F.ditor After ha,1ng fun in the sun, tlx \\Omen's softball team is ready tc settle down to the business of play- •118 here m \Ii JStOnsm ot lbat thE team wasn't pla)1"-' senously in 1-' lorlda ln F'londa the \\Omen pb)ed eight games, \\lnnmg three of them The competition m nor• 1da was ~ery strong Some of the teams competmg will be at the naUonal tournament at the end of the season Coach Linda Draft com• mented, ''Last year's spring oom- petluon in St. Louis wasn't as challenging We pla)·ed some top tournament teams while down there " The women competed in the Rebels Intercollegiate Spnng Competition m Orlando. The first game was agatnst Sacred Heart from Connect• 1n1t, to whom they lost Last year Sacred Heart was in the final four In the NCAA nationals. F..ighleen of Parks1de's 20 batters struck out "Obviou.ly v.-e were up against an excellent pitcher. She's competed m the Montreal-Pan Am Games for Canada We didn't do ,.er) well that game, S31d Draft The women turned tilings arounc for thea second game that day Al games are double headers They de leated JU-Pl, Indiana, who ar( hosting thb Jear" nationals. Draft said Indiana tS an excellent team nnd they had tome ort a game anc they weren t at their best and wt beat them .. The following da)· they defe3t('(l Mat'Omb and Salem v.1th ease The Contin11ed oe Page 11 \\ a, ne l>annehl Dannehl taughl and roac-hed at Sycamore and Rockford Ea-t high sebools m lllinotS from l~i and taught and roached football at lhe Universih· of Illinois from 1967-72. He earned tus PhD from the University of Illinois and his M.S. and 8.A. degrees from Northern n- liniois Uni,•ersity. where he earned aU~nference and Scholastic Little All-American honors in football in 1959. Missouri Western State College. b located in St Joseph. a city with an estimated population of 80,000 which 1s 50 miles away from Kansas City. The Missouri college had a 1982 enrollment of -1271 and offers men·s interrollegiate sports in softball, ba,ketball. football. goU and tenntS, and women's competition m basketball, softball, teMis and volleyball. · .. ~ Come Walk With Us (Starting March 26th) Monday-Friday 8:30 A.M. 3:00 P.M. (When Health Center Open) 7:30 P.M. Space Available in Health Center for Coats & Books Campus Wellness Program Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SOC considers major status Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda March 29 1984 soc. considers • major status that clubs must go through in order to have an event kills members' en-- thusiasm. "If there is a guest speaker in the area, it is possible that a club won't be able to have him or her appear on campus because of the time it takes to have funds reallocated," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both feel that SOC is ready to become a major organization. "We've been treated as a major organization, and given almost every right of being a major organization, with the exception of the title," said Galbraith. "There's a real grey line between the definition of a standing commit- tee and a major organization. There are little, petty dillerences, but they are important," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both leel that although SOC has had a past history 01 weak leadership, the or- ganization is now flourishing and members are showing great enthu- siasm and interest in the group. . They also feel that the question 01 luture leadership should not be the indicator for the group's not be- coming a major organization. "Every organization is going to have their time when there is not going to be a lull leadership. Train- ing potential leaders and holdlD~ by Jennie TunkieiC'l. News Editor Ylhether or not to seek major or- ganization status is the question being addressed by SOC (Student Organization Council). SOC is an or- ganization consisting of over 40 stu- deat clubs, representing over 1000 Parkside students, which acts as a fOl'lDD for interorganizational dis- cussion, helps plan and execute budgels and helps new organiza·. _ form and develop. Presently SOC is one of four .tlllding committees of PSGA lParUide Student Government As- lOCiation). As a standing commit- tee, \he organization must have all their major motions and budgetary lll:IIons approved by the PSGA Sen- lie, a process which takes from lour to ten weeU according to the orpa!zalion's representatives. "By becoming a major organiza- tioa, we would alleviate the respon- libility of the Senate having to watch over anolher committee. A, I'eat deal of the PSGA meetings are spent with SOC business. We leel that receiving major stalus will encourage clubs to do more on <ampus and they won't feel as if Big Brother is watching them con- Itontly," said Dan Galbraith, SOC ViceChairman. Valerie Olson, SOC Chairperson, feels that many limes the red tape ', .• nl P 01 Joh "e\\l) elected PSG.\ pr~ident. ott Pet r-.oft llt·ru and \ir-e--p fir-;l PSGA nate meeting last Thur"MIa\ er 010 'l 'Ii hHI o moreMiller time' BiD lebuhr then had the jani rial WI remove !be unwonted pur lions of Ihe bann<'n '.1be probl<rn mine, .t had nothi.nC to do WI til I1I1.r" ',ebuhr 'I .'" til.." (PSF.I per- to put up the 001""'''' caUJO Budd) oul 0/ lowIl. It was an moore 1 d I on The ..-bole I""lion 0/ corporat 10 P Is bein& (d t now Once "'" de\lnes d<dslon3 10k II are in charge 01 approvong ten. 10 1 talt(d to Bill :'ollObuhr, the Umon D1rector, and he IUthorued \he bannen'· When Buddy Couv.OII, 0l0rd1fla. tor 01 Student ActiVIties, returned to campus, be ed that \he ..... portion of \he posten he """",,(d because be felt they were map- propnate. He said that \he (duca- I tional aspect of \he worbbop <OU1d be better emphasiud ....thout \he Miller beer poctures b) Pit Zirkelhach Miller beer signs were removed from banners advertising the Illler Brewing Co. Strategies wortsbop that was hosted by Pi Sigma Epsi- Ion (PSE), the business lraterruty, when PSE failed to get tile bannen properly authori2ed. "We put up tile banners at \he end of spnng break," said Bill Tro- pin, president of PSE. "At tile lime there was no one OD campus from the Student Activities Office, who Continued on Page 13 INSIDE Ted Mondale st p for his father Chancellor Gushkin slain Pocan campai 8 &11 ..... on UW-P campus See Inside for Stranger Things PUAB limits alcohol purchases Sarah Hiett runs in transition % Thancllly, Marcb %t, l!lll4 --------------------------------Q RANGER I Letters to the Editor I Student "su:" offered To The Editor: This year ill the fIrst year we are offenng an EducaUooal Gift to a coBece st_t. The UWEX-Homemakers are of- lenne a _ Educational Gift to a student wbo wishes to enter the Home Economics Related Field. ApplIc:atlons bave been sent to the FInancial Aids Dept. and our posten sbould be posted to give you an Idea of JOIlle of the areas of study one can enter. The spectrum ls broader tban most students thlnk. CoIJese students will be allowed more lime lor return of application due 1Io the dlffaaKes in the spriIl(l breaks. The appticaUoos should be re- turned to the UWEX-Qllice by April 30th. H there are any ques- tions concerning the lields, the offi- ce coo be 01 assistance to you. Scholastic ability will be taken into consideration, but other thlncs will be taken into consideration as well. This EducaUooal Gift is not based on need, but primarily the fields the students are entering. There are approximately 30 areas 01 study open as the major area 01 study and several secondary areas. Carol McCarver ScholarshIp Chairperson Pocan for Mayor To the Editor: With Electioo Day quietly ap- Proachin« us, it is time lor voten to start makine decisions about the many candidates who are seeking offIces. One important decision that Ke- nosha residents need to make is in the Mayoral election. There are two candidates that emerged from the primary - incwnbent Mayor John Bilotti and Alderman Bill Paean. In 1980, Mayor John Bilotti slat- ed that be wouJd "set spending li- mits, eliminate waste and ineffI- ciency." He also said be would "de- clare war on waste in government." However, wbat be has done is to in- crease government spending by 32%. He also has raised the city's budget surplus Irom $628,728 to $1.2 mlIllon. It seems as though the Mayor, as well as the Kenosba tall- payers. have lost the "war on waste." Bill Pocan, wben elected, will get city spending in control and will keep it in control by runnine the city like a business. Pocan realizes the key in doing this - you can't spend more than you have. He also realizes that the government cannot continue raising property taxes to cover expenses. Most importantly, he realizes that, since Kenosha has a large budget surplus. It should be used instead 01 mcreasine property taxes. Also in 1980 Bilotti vowed to "seek more quality stores down- town, more adequate parking. a carefree environment and a com- mercial complex downtown." How- ever, during his admmistration, Wards and Penney's have both lell Kenosha and no real signs of eco- nomic growth are anywhere to be lound. Pocan understands tfusiness since he is a businessman. As mayor, be will work not only to at- tract new industry to Kenosha, but to keep the industry that is curren- tly in the city. He will be the chief salesman for the city and will work with labor and civic leaders and with local businessmen, to create and maintain a favorable business ctimate for new and expanding businesses. However, probably one 01 the more important goals 01 Pocan is to improve the mayoral working rela- tionship with the state. Bilotti has been spending a great deal 01 time over the past year attemtping to get more state revenues to cover his spending increases. In his luWe at- tempt, he has appeared petulant and has embarrassed many taxpay- ers as well as city and state offi- cials. Pocan will re-establish the work- ine relationship that existed belore Bilott's tenure. He will contact state ollicials once his tenn begios and will begin to erase the bad name Kenosha bas recently receiv- ed. So nut Tuesday, April 3, remem- ber that you bave many decisions to make lor many offices. Also, please remember that your vote will count and that Bill Paean is the "positive alternative for mayor" of Kenosha. Concerned and committed. Jeanne Buenter-Phillips Student votes ARE important Five days from now, on Tuesday, April 3, a number 0110cal races will be decided in the Kenosba/Racine area. Heading the list is Kenosha's race for mayor between the incum- bent John Bilotti and the strong challenger, Bill Paean. The lollow- ing are the most prominent races in our area and the respective candi- dates: Kellosha City PositioDS Mayor John M. Bilotti William Pocan MuDicipal JUdge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema School Board Mary Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Racine City Positllo .. Alderman (2nd District) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judge Guadalupe G. Villarreal Robert Michelson Voting' is patriotic On March 23, 1775, Patrick Henry made his famous "Give me liberty or give me death" speech. In 1776, at the age 01 21, Nathan Hale made an inspired speech end- ing with his last words: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" and then was executed by banging. These were two great American patriots of the Revolutionary War, but there are many unsung patriots of this country who have exercised their freedoms by voting in munda- ne elections on the local level such as surveyor, municipal judge or dog catcher, where there is no great bwning issue. Those people who year after year vote are the true American patriots who make this country great. Be grateful that many of our forefathers have defen- ded our liberty by voting or by hav- ing to regret that they had only one life to lose for their country. Won't you also consider becom-· ing true American patriots by vot- ing in the next election April 3 and the Democratic caucus April 7? Franklin Kuezenski WRITERS Carl Cbernouski, Karl Dixon, Michael Firdtow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirtoa-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Korteadid:, Dawn KroDke, Rick 1...Debr, Robb Loebr, Dick Oberbrun- OU, Tony Rogers, Bm Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhti" Kevin Zirkelbach Pat Zirkelbacb. • KeD Meler Editor ... Je.aie TvDkieicz. News Editor of ~=~.~~:.:~::.:::.::.::.~~:.::.~.:::::.::.:.:.~.::.~:::::.::::.~~:.:.:::.~:::.~~::.~::.::J.r::~ 5:: , Dave McEvoy COpy Ediwr II AJldy BucbalWl Bosiaess Maaager Cath.rtae Chaflee Advertislllg Manager Jill Whitney Nielse Distributio. Manager Pat HeDsiak Asst. Bosiaess Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eicbhorn Todd Herbst, KareDTrudel. I Ranger is ....ritten and edited by students 0' UW-Parkside and H1ty - are solely respons~le lor its editorial policy and conlen!. Pub'ished_e~el)' Thursday durmg 'he academic year except during breaks and holidoyl- Ranger is prinled by Ihe Racine Jourrtol Times. All conespondence shcwld be addressed to: Porbide Ranger, I1ft,tlt.· sity 0' W;'consjn-PorJr.side, Bo....No. 2000, Kenosho, Wis. 5314/. letters to the editor will be occepted il typewrillefl, double.~poced 011 standard size paper. tenets should be leu rhon 350 words ond mllJ' be ~igned wi,h a lelephone number included lor lferilicalion pvrpaJes. Nomes will be withheld 'or lfolid reosons. Deadline lor letfers is Tuesdoy 10 O.m. lor pl,lblicalion Thursdoy Ranger reserves the right to refuse leiters containing 'al~e and delo rne tory con'ent. Circuit Court Judge (bra.cb 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Coostable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Held jointly with the local elec- tions is the open presidential pri- mary in which a voter may vole for anyone candidate in one party. The only ticket that has competition, however, is the Democratic party ticket, and for them the primary is largely a "beauty contest." The Democratic National Con- vention will only accept the results of the Wisconsin caucuses which are to be held on Saturday, April 7. The primary does not determine delegates lor any candidates; it only acts as sort of a poll, showing who is stronger or weaker. The following are the candidates as they will appear on Tuesday's ballot: Democratic Party Ernest F. Hollings Alan Cranston Walter F. Mondale George S. McGovern Jesse Jackson Gary Hart John Glenn Reuben Askew Continued on Page 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 24, March 29, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-03-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor alan guskin student organization council (SOC) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/14b3cbe0635403c4b60d1f34894379fd.pdf f1dd8e8dbb54d8dd53516ef2943cf606 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pitchers, carafes to stay until end of semester Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WlscollSia-Parbide Pitchers, carafes to stay until end of semester by Jennie Tunkieicz News Edilor The end is near. Students only bave until the end of the semes- ter... to buy pitchers and wine cara- fes. The decision to keep beer pitch- en and wine carafes until the end of the semester was made last week by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoff- Ie and PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) President Srott Peterson and Vice President Paul Johnson. PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) had recommended that pildlen and carafes be removed from du to day operations in the Umon Square on March 19, the first day alter spring break. Tbe hoard felt this would give the Union the chance to determine what the eco- IIOIIlic impact and service impact wouId be for the fall semester. "I think that PUAB did a fine Job," said Sloffle. "They presented fine reasoning behind their recom- IIleIldation to remove lbe pitchers and carates and to keep 20 ounce beers. But I felt that to (remove JliIchen and carafes after spring broak) with candidates running on a stronger student platform would be, as far as I'm concerned, a slap In !be face. So I said let's wait and tall: about it wilb the new PSGA IJrOSidentand vice president. What I did was to get a broader campus opinion." Petenoo said that although he had hoped to save pitcbers and ca- rafes he is satisfied wilb keeping 20 ounce beers. "I personally would love to have (pitchers and carafes) down there but f realize that there is no way to control sharing. But we will keep 20 ounce beers - they've got to stay. We thought it was best to keep pitchers and carafes until lbe end of the semester, then students will have the summer to forget about, them.': Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said, "It would have been my pref. erence to have experienced the new methods of operation so that we could evaluate its effectiveness on service. But not domg it is some- thing we can live with. We just Tazzit up won't be going into next year with U l advance infonnation. tI n.. Patblde Jaa EF........... ,. ... _. It..-..... IIIP Sheila Earl to highlight Accent on Women program A keynote speech on how women's votes are changing presen- ted by Ann J. Haney, director of consumer affairs for the American Family Insurance Group of MadI- son and a talk by Sheila C. Earl on wo';'en and sell-worth will hie"- light lbe fourth annual Accent on Women program at Parltside May 4-5. The program. iDdude a cbolce of 3$ worbbopa aDd ...... inars on a wide ratlI" of topics of Ulterest to _. anD be bold Fh- day ""entlII and lurdaJ II sponsored by Parblcle and ~ Wo Men's B~reau 01 Gate .. aJ Tecbnic:al izlstituU Wlth -.ace from ~ W..,..,,',1lesocIm! Ceat« of_. INSIDE Presidential candidates differ State caucus system explained StUdents, faculty visit Soviet Union Movie review: "Ice Pirates" Men's baseball warming up ~ 's aI 1 p.m. medIa preuDlalioD li tied , 'T'be PeoPe l>aD .. 01 Hi&b T • M w!lIdI ... lbo IlIlpo<l of ad,--' RANGER I ~etters to the Editor I ~, ......................... ~ ............ --- Stranger article too gruesome To the EdJIor. I'm wrlllo& in repoose to the or· IJdt in Iasl "·s Straaco< by Liek Ruebr I tolerated a c:oapIe of the bneI but COW up wbeD I readlod the..-wue...,u. sucb as. "We'D eet tbem aU ID .... .-.., lie tbem up IIld maIIe lbem watdl eacb oIber eat -... ........ Is Ibis sup- poM to be I_? KDowiJIc tiJ aulllor. I andenIa1ld wbe!e _ of the ......... Is CllIIIiaC from. but it __ be JI'8llbed IIIOIt 01 Ibia pro ... from ..... dleIp • .-, ...... ror IIIdt Is Ibis quality wrillo&? I do UDdersIalld Ibis was a spool lor ApnII. but WIth the deIuIe 01 S1~1I: vtolence surrounding us, I don'\ IhinIl we n«d to lwn it to humor. To be 1wuIy. one sbou1d _ bah appooocbes. Lidt·s story used worn out euche measures which were DOl hlllllY. I thinl< enouIb .... been said. I ocIy hope lor next years StraDger. the writer WOll't """trive a story 01 quick jotes aDd spare us the lust aDd vio- 1en<e we're always being bombar· ded with. Correction John Tropln, president of PSE. was incorrectly identi- fied as "Bill" in the last issue of the newspaper. Ranger regrets the error. z bonday, April 5, IlIlU " 1 • " - .. r ( , ~ ~A ____~*'4' "OUR PROSPEC.TS FOR EAST-WEST ARMS REDUCTION ARE LOOKING UP." soc must first prove stability To the Editor. Alter readmg the story about SOC's p<lOSIhle move to major oe- gamzation status, it was lelt that the other SIde 01 the sfory should be elucidated. It IS true that SOC is a standing coJlll1'Uttee 01 the Senate and that aU 01 their motions aDd budgetary actions must have approval of the Senate. This condition is not a SJl'" ell! case just lor SOC: this condi· tion also bolds true lor the other three standmg commillees 01 the Senate. In the article it mentions that this pro<ess takes a tolaI 01 lour to ten weeks. This is. in a sense true. It does take SOC four to ten weeks to bring a proposal to \he floor of the Senate lor debate. The Senate. III 90'" 01 the cases. makes a decislon that OJghL The reason why there is such a long time lag _ the concep- tio. of an idea aDd IRlplementation 01 the KIea IS WIthout a doubt SOC's laulL U an KIea needs lunding it first must go lhroucl> BRC. a sub- commttlee 01 SOC. afler wluch it must be passed throo&h SOC. which only meets twice a month. Then it must be passed through the Senate. wluch meets every week. It is qwte clear (rom Ibis ......no that SOC could and sIlou1d be meelJnll every wee!<. which would cut this leogtby process in hall. 00 the other band. people in SOC win say that the Senate is responsi· ble for the current set up. This is quite true and nobody win deny this facL However. at the time this scheme was developed, with the help of SOC. it was truly needed and I doubt that anyone will deny this. The most obvious question is: why won·t the Senate fix the pr0b- lem? Here comes the big brother complex that SOC seems to suUer from which. by the way. no other standing committee of the Senate suflers from. The Senate in the past bas not imposed its will on its slanding committees and it does not want to do so in the futnre. This is slricIJy a last resort. CllrrenUy. every standing com- mittee 01 the Senate. e<cept SOC. proposes ruIe changes regarding the way \heir committees should oper. ale in committee. Then the com- mittee hrings these changes to the floor of the Senate for debate. SOC has every right to make its own rules. The past Senate did teU the officers of SOC the course that \hey sbouId tate in changing their own rules. As. one can see. nothing bas happened yet. In fact. instead of trying to clear up the mess. SOC is trying to cloud the picture by ask· ing for major status and then for· getting to take care of the real issue. the need for a greater degree of autonomy in budgetary matters. Yes, it is true SOC that the Sen· ate lor the past semester has told your officers that it would grant you a greater degree 01 autonomy when coming t, budget realloca- tions. Hnw long is it going to take to get a proposa1 to the Senate floor? Another problem that is facing SOC today is the lack of continuity 01 its leadership. For those of you who do not know, in the last SOC elections no one wanted to run for the Presidency. However. the cur· rent President has decided to stay lor another semester. leaving the possibility that no one will be presi· dent during the spring and summer of next year. It should also be noted that this is not the first time that SOC has found it difficult to find someone to bead the organization. In the 1983 elections. the current president ran unopposed. The solution to this dilemma. proposed by SOC. is to make them a major status orgamzation. This is clearly not the answer. This is an example of a band-aid approach to the problem or even putting the horse before the carl. Belore mak· ing SOC a major organization, the Senate will n«d guarantees about the future leadership. One way to show to the Senate that there will be someone in charge is to have elections with more than one per- son running for office over a period of a couple of years. This should not be too much to expect from an organization that says it represents over 1000 students on this campus. Over aU, SOC does need more freedom. but not the freedom that major organization status does aUow. SOC bas made great positive strides over the past year and a half. More time is needed for the organizaion to show its ongoing sta· bility. It needs to conlront the problems at hand instead of ereat- ing new ones. U SOC can do these things over a prolonged period of time, no one would deny them major organization status. Michael Scoon, V-President PSGA '113-'84 Jeanne Phillips President PSGA '113-'84 Carla Thomas President SOC '81!·'84 Chuck Betz V-President PSGA '81!·'83 Terry Tunks Treasurer/Secretary Luis VaUdejuti SUFAC Chair '81·'83 PAC responds To the Editor: This letter is in reference to the article concerning the Parkside As. s~iatio~ of Communicators pub- lished .. the March 29 issue of Ranger. First of all. I'd like to thank Sarah Uhlig and the Ranger for the time and exposure given PAC. However, as president of PAC, J feel I should answer a couple 01 questions raised concerning the ar- ticle ~ questions such as: --What is meant by " ..the social aspect of PAC is a major benefit of being a member" ? co.linned o. page 3 Ranger is wriHen ond edited hy studenls of UW.Po,lfSide and tMy o,e solely responsible fa, its editorial policy and content. Published ewry ThufSdoy d~rin~ t"e academic yea, except du,ing breoh ond holidays. longer IS prlnled hy the Racine Joumol Ti~s. . All cor~t!spondence should be addressed to, ParlfSide lortger, Univer· s.ty of W,scon~i/n.Parltsick, So.. No. 2000, lCenosflo, Wis. 53141. leHen t~ the editor will be accepted if typewritten, dcwDle·spoced 011 s~ndard ~,ze paper. letlers should he less thon 350 woras and must br SIgned With a telephone tlUmbe, included lor ",eriMotion pur~ Names w.i/J be withheld lor ",a/id ''''O$ons. R Deadlme 'or lett"'~s is Tuesday 10 c.m. 'or publicohon Thurscloy. Oliger reserves the rrghl to re'use leiters containing lois. and de'olfffl to,y contenf. WRITERS Cart a...-sIti, Karl Db.on. Micbael ~. Wolter Hermau. Mary JUrtoo.Kaddatz, Bob KiesliDg. earol K.orte-dict. DawD KroDh, Rick LMbr, Robb LueIar. DiclI. O~ruD- -. Tooy Rocen. 8m _pard, Nid< nome. Suo Uhlig. Kevi. Zirkelbacb Pal Zirtelbocb. • Ken Meyer Editor i 5~~~.:~~~~~~:~~~.;.:.:~~~:.:~:~:~~~~:.:.:~~.~:.:~~~;:::::.:;::.:.:~~t.e iE I. Dave McEvoy Cnpy Editor Aady BucIwwl JInslwss Mauger Catberiae t1Wfoe _ Ad .. rtisInC Mauger J111 WbJ-, N1e1sea _.DislribIlIio. Maaocer Pat HensIU Asst. _aess Maaacer PHOTOGRAPHERS Karao Coin>. &b Eicllbo.. Todd Herbst, !tare. TraodeL • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 25, April 5, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-04-05 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System parkside union advisory board (PUAB) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0ca569d6f921103c594685ff2ea41285.pdf 3a9eac13f3cf5409550a792ff1a9eca2 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Media Services theft - Student found guilty Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Media Services theft No. 26 Student bbvy KKeenn MMpeyveprr aannrdi foL u. • nd guiltv Jill Whitney Nielsen A former Media Services employee was found guilty March 22 of stealing over $2400 worth of equipment from Media Services and the library. Mike Odegaard, 19, who was a student last semester, was found guilty of a misdemeanor theft charge and sentenced to five days in the county jail. His criminal record was immediately expunged by Kenosha County Circuit Judge David Bastian. A person's record is sometimes expunged — literally "wiped clean" — when the crime is his or her first offense, they are under the age of 21 and not considered a danger to society. Impending military service may also be a factor for expunging a record. When a person's record is expunged, the courts and police officers may not release any information about the crime — a lmost as if it never happened. Ranger, however, investigated the theft using independent sources and discovered Odegaard's conviction. Another student, whose identity lias not yet been revealed, was charged with possession of stolen merchandise but has not gone to trial yet. The theft of a VHS recorder, a television set, a tape deck and a tape recorder from Media Services and a stereo receiver from the library was discovered the first week the campus opened after the Christmas holidays. According to campus Security officials, an anonymous tip came to Security on Feb. 2 from someone who had read the reward posters around campus for the missing VHS recorder. The caller reported seeing some stolen equipment in an Orchard Courts apartment, which is located across Wood Road (30th Avenue). Parkside Security obtained a search warrant and recovered a 9- inch Sony TV which was Parkside property. The owner of the apartment later said he bought the TV set from a man in a bar. On Feb. 3, Odegaard brought a stereo receiver to Security and said he, too, bought it from the man who sold the TV set. Three Security officers worked on the case for 10 days and found a witness who said he/she had received stolen equipment from Odegaard. Odegaard was brought in to Security on Feb. 13, when he confessed to stealing whatever he thought Security already had in its possession. Odegaard was found guilty in court on March 22. Everything was "expunged from the public record," said Security Director Ron Brinkman. "We have no disagreement with the reason the court did this." He could not reveal the reason the record was expunged. Judge Bastian explained that a record can be expunged for many reasons: for the first misdemeanor offense, if the person is under 21 years of age and not dangerous to society, and for possible military service. He said military service is "a consideration. If there's a charge pending or if (the person is) on probation, the military won't touch (them)." The Kenosha Air Force Recruiting Station acknowledged that Odegaard has enlisted in the Air Force * but has not yet been formally inducted. Vince Gigliotti, assistant Security director, said "The anonymous caller did receive the $100 re ward, so the reward program does work! Whatever the reason for calling..it's nice to know they read our posters." PUAB Students want say on boards by Jill Whitney Nielsen A resolution from PSGA stating that they "support student programming for the student activities portion of the message boards" was presented to PUAB at Friday's meeting. Exactly what form that student input would take was the major topic at the meeting. Dave Higgens, PSGA representative, suggested distributing forms around campus for students and student organizations to fill out requesting infomration be programmed on the new message boards (specifically those in the cafeteria and the Rec Center) and the forms be turned in to Student Life. Bill Niebuhr felt that simply requesting certain student activity information would suffice. "We should deal with the problem (of student input) when it happens and not just speculate." Jack Kemper, SOC representative, disagreed. "Students have guaranteed space on these boards ... they have the potential to be very valuable to student groups." Ken Meyer, Ranger representative, added, "The students want input. Forms aren't enough. Students should have complete representation on what goes on the boards." A r esolution did come out of the discussion made by Higgens stating that forms will be distributed around campus for student use and that a coalition of two or more students work directly with Student Life on what ultimately gets programmed for the student block on the message boards. Meyer added that students should have equal vote and not be used as an advisory committee. Niebuhr reminded PUAB that students can always come back to PUAB if they feel they're not being treated fairly. The motion passed with Meyer abstaining. Kemper also made a motion stating that the students and Student Life send a condensed and prioritized version to Public Information for the Brunner message boards now operating. This motion also passed. The current drop-off policy was discussed. The current policy states that for small groups, a bartender can "drop off" alcohol if the group signs a waiver disclaiming the Union responsible. If the group is a student group, they must have an adviser present to sign a waiver or else hire a bartender to serve the alcohol. It was decided the policy should stay the same. Briefly discussed was the disciplinary action and enforcement for minors being served alcohol. It was decided to postpone the discussion until next week's meeting. The next PUAB meeting will be Friday, April 13 at 2 p.m. in Union io 6. •iSSS photo by Michael Kailas Presidential politics ^rC,w^nSr°nDSenoaifXitilfJate to Present John Kennedy, now last Say S Presidel,tia, campaign, spoke in Kenosha ALSO: A personal report of the all-new caucus Prof. Ken Hoover discusses 1984 TV candidates INSIDE Honors program brings Prof. Stanley Rosenberg reflects on China visit Womens' softball off to swing ing start Movie review: "Romancing the Stone" 2 Thursday, April 12,1984 RANGER "jO^NNLOYW ,G EIFT WTHEE CNOOUVLEDM BER. CHEALNECCETDI OTNO /a*» ! A CAUCUS...! T fejfa Slf|H|§gR|p*IJ iVtHO WTU I VtYtt*. \ \S^>- WliOVDrEDj against JJS.JJ A personal view of the caucus by Kari Dixon "We made history today," an exhausted woman said to me as we left the first Kenosha County Democratic caucus. But now that all the signs have been taken down, smoke has cleared from Local 72, my feet have had a chance to heal and all the candidates have moved on to other states, I wonder if the members of the Democratic party who insisted on the caucus would say that it was a success. For me the caucus activity began on Friday. I went to the Grand Avenue Mall to see Walter Mondale. When we got to the podium area, we saw Vince Gibbens from Channel 6. (He got an interview with Fritz; I didn't.) I left to find a bathroom and when I came back ten minutes later, over 100 people had begun to crowd in. After an hour of searching, I finally did get to see Fritz, and yes, I even got to shake his hand. The only thing I didn't know was that I was going to risk my life to do it. (Some senior citizens, who had been bussed there, were more vicious than teenagers trying to touch a rock star.) After I fought my way out of the crowd, I drove back to Kenosha to see Ted Sorenson, a former speechwriter for John Kennedy, who spoke on behalf of Gary Hart. This was a quiet, subdued gathering that lacked all the fanfare of the Mondale event, but it had a message of its own. For the first time I understood the committment and the compassion of Gary Hart supporters. It is too bad that they had to live in a town that one person called "Mondale heaven.*' Saturday morning I helped with the caucus registration, which quickly became chaos, but by 1 p.m. it was all straightened out. The caucus had about 1300 participants, and the Union Local was a little crowded. Assigning the separate caucuses was another problem. The Mondale caucus was so large that we had to file outside and then come back into the hall to deposit our ballots and wait for the results. After what seemed like a very long thirty minutes, we found out that we were the only viable caucus. During the next round of balloting, the Hart caucus persuaded enough Jackson supporters to. switch their vote. When all the dust had settled, Mondale had 1,030 votes and Hart had 183. The Mondale caucus sent 40 delegates to the district meeting, and the Hart caucus sent nine. As far as I am concerned, the caucus was a success. Granted, it is a lot easier to take three minutes to cast a vote than five hours for a caucus, but I learned a lot from the caucus. Sitting in a classroom and reading about politics does not reveal all the manipulation and socializing that is part of the political process. The caucus illustrated this perfectly. If they decide to use the caucus four years from now, everyone will know what to expect, and I'll be there. At least my feet will have four years to heal... Root River" voices Parkside talent by Carol Kortendick Several local authors from the Racine area are presented in an anthology entitled "Root River Voices." According to editor Elizabeth Olson, several of these people either teach at Parkside, attend the school or were students here. Olson said many of the poets meet about once a month to "enjoy, share and critique each other's work," as stated in the anthology- "The original nucleus of this group was Shanghai-ed to the first poetry meeting while innocently browsing the shelves at Leekley's Rare and Scholarly Books by the proprietor himself — a Mr. Richard Leekley, a poetry enthusiast who believed that the best of poems and their makers tend to be inclusive rather than exclusive, to extend rather than limit our experiencing of this life, and that the business of art is to discover and serve rather than deny and manipulate the truths and realities of the human condition," as quoted from the book's foreward by Olson. "Root River Voices" is on sale at the campus bookstore for $3. The chapbook begins with the poem, "Letter to Richard Leekley, Poet, Friend," by Elizabeth Olson. She begins by recounting the details important for creating an October day. I have seen the mating of ladybugs, the migration of monarchs.. N0\v the maple at my front door flames more each day, its leaves as big as hands, red-rich, velvet veined. The poem describes a person seemingly in his/her prime in which he/she has experienced life to the fullest and is now ready to die. Today, I could close my eyes, cover my skin, And not breathe in. Yet, as with many people, when death (like winter) does come, it's too early. And when the last leaf is borne on a maverick wind, I will say that it fell too soon. "Blood Truck," written by Professor Donald Kummings, depicts a writer's feeling of inadequacy. One never believes his poem or story is quite right, and always it needs a little more. Your lines, therefore, are fisherman crowded round an inkwell, witlessly staring, sullenly waiting; your images are cold, made of wire; your metaphors forget to eat and sleep and thus are weak, anemic; your symbols are white bells that Ifave no tongues; your ideas stand on this foot, that, and squawk: demented parrots perching on such flimsy limbs. The poem also speaks of the frustration of time and how it always seems to be running out. Pal, you're growing old. You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard. You stare at wide wintry fields of the page,, white as the bones of bison. "Juggling," by Frank Scott, took a different approach than most. The author, through the use of metaphors, envisioned the beginning of mankind. I marvel, at the moment, years ago before the magic, When the mortal stood amid a litter of shapes, And set to juggling himself, Holding up the empty tent, with his image amid a galaxy a-whirl. The poem, "Life After Death," by Janet Wells, was a response to death by the bereaved. It sensitively reveals how the living think and act when in a situation with death: Help the old orphans circling her bed...She died of not breathing. I watched her sigh shallow in out out... | Wells said, "I realized that death wasn't this great revelation thing, but rather, all these little things like cessation of breathing, thinking you're suddenly an orphan and literally the roof over your head is gone. The thing I'm trying to share is how it is to witness any death, and in this case, the death of a parent." With heavy doses of alliteration, "Siren," by instructor Shelly Carter, works best when read aloud. Where next? Bodies cringe where their wounds welt the air, their waves rear over innocents... Carter prods the eardrums with words. She said, "I'm interested in a sound, not a moral. I tried to think how it would feel to be injured and hearing these sirens. The noise is scary." 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JU1 Whitney Nielsen Pat Hensiak i RANGER Social Science Rounritahlf» 3 Thursday, April 12,1984 Central America crisis by Kari Dixon "The covert war against Nicaragua has now become a real, overt war, even though our government will not admit it," said Wisconsin Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "The Crisis in Central America: An Observer's Report." LaFollette toured Honduras and Nicaragua in October, with officials from several other states, through a religious organization in Washington, D.C. While there, he said, his role was that of a reporter objectively gathering facts. "I met with all segments of the society," he said. "Most of us are taught that there are two sides — us and them — in these situations. In Central America there are no black and white issues, and even though it's crazy, political leaders exploit that idea." In Honduras, LaFollette said that he saw what had been a relatively peaceful and poor country transformed into a U.S. military base with somewhere between 2000 and 5000 soldiers. "Imagine the first congressional district filled with 5000 Japanese soldiers and how do you think you would feel?" he asked. "You would feel occupied, which is what the Hondurans feel." According to LaFollette, the U.S. is doing three things in Honduras. We are flying our flag, training and equipping the El Salvadoran army in Honduras and training and equipping the remnants of the Nicaraguan dictatorship, the contras, who are based in Honduras. The contras, LaFollette said, are being supplied with U.S. money and equipment so that they can eventually overthrow the present government in Nicaragua, a government that was set up after the revolution and overthrow of the Samosa regime. "The CIA is also in Honduras," LaFollette said. "While I was there, they dropped a bomb on one of the most important oil importing facilities." The situation in Nicaragua is no better. "There is a real lack of professional people in the government that is trying to put together a new nation," LaFollette said. "Even though we won't admit it, there is a war going on down there," he continued. "We've got a major fleet off Nicaragua." When the U.S. mined a Nicaraguan port, the International Court of the U.N., by a vote of 13-1, de clared that an act of war. The United States refuses to recognize that vote. "This is our government, folks," LaFollette said. Through his conversations with citizens including businessmen, political leaders and educators, LaFollette said that he learned that there were some mistakes being made in Nicaragua, but sending in the Marines was not the answer. "I feel funny about my country right now," he concluded. "Ten years ago I felt exactly the same way about the war in Vietnam." Funds granted for research Nearly $36,000 in funds supporting faculty research at Parkside on the economic impact of outdoor recreation and on spinal nerve development was accepted April 6 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $1,400 from the Council of State Planning Agencies (CSPA), a private, nonprofit group supported by the American Governors' Association, for a study by Parkside business professor James Rovelstad. Rovelstad is evaluating methods used by state governments to assess the economic impact of outdoor recreation. Working with him on the project is Parkside MBA student Daniel J. Frederick, of Paris Township in Kenosha County. Rovelstad also is advisor and consultant to the CPOA in its research into the impact of outdoor recreation on various state economies. The Regents also accepted $34,428 of a $115,000 grant from the National Institutes of Health to support Parkside life science professor Ross Gundersen's research into spinal nerve development. Gundersen last year became the first scientist to demonstrate that developing muscle tissue -exerts an attraction on growing spinal nerves, a process that, when fully understood, could aid persons who have suffered spinal nerve damage in mishaps ranging from car crashes to combat injuries. Gundersen studies spinal nerves, muscle tissue and spinal cords extracted from embryonic and newborn chickens. Currently, he is investigating the chemical differences between embryonic and neo-natal spinal cords. Once the differences are isolated, it might be possible to promote healing in persons with severed or crushed spinal cords by utilizing the developmental substances and mechanisms activated in the embryonic state. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Wisconsin Secretary of State Douglas LaFoilett addresses "The Crisis in Central America" during Monday's Social Science Roundtable. Overseas work The Council on International Education Exchange (CIEE), the largest student travel organization in the U. S., is offering young people the opportunity to work overseas this summer as volunteers on service projects aimed at helping local communities. Free room and board help to keep participation costs minimal. Other projects included clearing an avalanche on the side of a mountain (Switzerland); performing farm chores at an anti-drug camp (Sweden); and housecleaning at the Technical Institute at Gdansk (Poland). Except for a modest program fee of $100, th ere is no cost other than airfare — and even that expense may be reduced by special student and youth fares available through the Council. Work camps, usually two, three or four weeks in duration, are available in Belgium, Czechoslovakia, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland. A knowledge of German is helpful for placements in Germany ; language requirements apply in France and Spain. Volunteers must be at least 18 years old (except in Germany, which accepts 16-yearolds). Application deadline is May 1, 1984. For more information on the program, write or phone: CIEE, PR-WC, 205 East 42nd Street, New York NY 10017, (212) 661-1414; or 312 Sutter Street, San Francisco CA 94108, (415) 421-3 473. Blood pressure The Student Health Center and SNAP-UWM (Student Nurses Association Parkside—UW-Milwaukee) will be offering free blood pressure screening in different campus locations for your convenience. Plan to stop by and have your blood pressure checked on Monday, April 16 or Wednesday, April 18, between 1:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. outside the Union Cafeteria or WLLC Book Store Alcove. Evening students please come to Molinaro Concourse April 16 from 5 to 8 p.m. Ranger is note accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin will be held on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All are welcome to attend. Quat'fica,ion^Prev|ous^editoria^experience preferred, as ,s knowledge o, UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions- SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW *>***» <TVO^S> <rV4NT5> Thursday, April 12,1984 Visiting Prof. Stanley discusses issues RANGER by Mary Ginther Last week some of you may have noticed a stranger on campus. That >tranger, usually surrounded by an entourage of alert and attentive stuients, was Honors Visiting Scholar Or. Manfred Stanley from Syracuse University. During his three-day /isit to Parkside, Stanley addressed ssues ranging from the importance )f local history to possible reforms 'or education. At a dinner for Honors students ind faculty connected with Staney's visit, Stanley commented that The idea of public memory is hard o talk to Americans about. Our vocabulary is that of interest groups." Jtanley argues that teaching history jy segregating groups, e.g., by genier or ethnic heritage, will fail because they are not integrated into he larger realm of American history. Stanley supports the idea of collective memory of the American people, stating, "Vast masses of )ur people feel degraded and disenfranchised of their powers to participate in the making of the political world. Their jurisdiction as citizens has shrunk t o zero unless they ire organized into interest groups, n which case they are not citizens, jut interest groups. Lo cal history, by designing the research in such a way as to recover the collective memory of how people helped to make the environments that now ippear to us as fixed objects, by helping to recover the processes and the memories of those who created these environments and solved problems in the past..could, if we lid it right, restore to people the memories appropriate to citizenship. This cannot be done according to the antiquarian model of local history. It cannot remain local. The local history has to be part of a larger pattern of memory that can only be mediated by a reformed way of teaching American history." In his principal address, "Orwellian Love: Political Sentiment in an Age of Terror," Stanley spoke of such issues as loyalty, membership, obedience, confusion, and guilt — all elements of political sentiment. His four controversial conclusions provide directives for reform in education. For instance: "We must recover the theological sense of the university, and perhaps even of the public schools, in the broadest and most generous sense of this term. Nothing else will do if we are to rescue these institutions from their present status as inf ormation factories, cocktail party training centers and employment agencies. With the term 'theological' I do not intend a return to the sectarian theistic roots of American education. Rather, the term is meant to encourage renewed inquiry into the relations between education and collective understandings of the 'sacred,' which surely include certain political institutions, memories, myths and principles." The day before Stanley delivered his thought-provoking main address, he raised provocative questions in an Organizational Communication workshop t itled, "Society: The Ultimate Organization?" Stanley queried the large group of students, wondering if the idea of a science of organizations a pplied to the management of human beings is "abominable." Stanley disputes the currently popular stance of the socio-biologists commenting that "...to reduce human beings strictly to the notion of a species is to reduce them to the status of any species — ant, bee, etc." Stanley argues that to consider society as solely organizational is to act as the technicist with all the trappings. That is, to use only tools and techniques that ignore the dignities of society. Stanley offered the possibility of substituting "institution" for "organization." Stanley sees the institutions of society — education, medicine , for example — as moral processes wit h different ends fro m organizational enterprises. "Chickens have pecking orders, but they don't have gods...Seals make patterns in the sand, but not art," Stanley remarked. In his later sessions, Stan ley discussed his concern for civic education. In these forums, Stanley conveyed the message that much thought and research is needed regarding the authoritative jurisdiction of the citizen. He calls for greater interaction between social scientists and philosophers on this matter, declaring, "...without history and philosophy, the mind is blind." Throughout his discussions, Stanley emanted a caring, eclectic attitude that often impressed and inspired those wi th whom he spoke. Accordingly, he was impressed with Parkside. "The kinds of conversations I've had..I've been struck and somewhat moved by the concerns that exist...responsiveness of some of the students. There seems to be an environment of possibility here." J 11111111 i lllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimnniiiiiiiiinmnniinnHm REMINDER!!! ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1984 wi ll be available beginning Monday, April 9, 1984 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR FALL 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION """•nimiiniiiimr = SI a u 111111111111111111111M11111 •1 1111 • 11111111 Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Visiting professor Manfred Stanley Investment course A basic course on investment strategies including stocks and bonds, annuities and tax shelters will be offered from 7 to 9 p.m. on six consecutive Tuesd ays beginning April 24 in Molinaro Hall Room 107, Parkside. Cost is $40 and must e paid by Monday, April 23. To register, call 553-2620. Instructor will be Elizabeth A. Janicek, an investment executive for Shearson-American Express, Inc. in Milwaukee. Also covered will be money market funds, municipal bonds, retirement plans, dividends, T-bills, options, certificates of deposit and new Savings and Loan certificates. The course is sponsored by Parkside's Small Business Develo pment Center, coordinated by Bill Hughes; the university's Business and Administrative Science Division; the Cooperative Extension Service; and the Kenosha-Racine Extension Offices. Wellness workshop The Student Health Center and University Extension presents the last "Wellness, It Grows on You," Brown Bag Lunch of the year. The topic is "Over-the Counter Drugs: 10 most frequent questions asked about drugs." The speaker w ill be Tom Kies, RPH. Join us Wednesday, April 18, i n Union 106 from 11:50 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records— — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music • 111111 IT 'The Place To Buy Recordt" DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phme 654 2932 RANGER TJ J? -r% " ==^^=====s5====5-5H5asas-5-55HaHaaaHS5HaHs=sas55aaa5SHsa5HS ProfVRosenberg reflects on China seminar by Mary Tunkieicz Special to the Ranger 'This was not a luxury trip, but it was extremely fascinating and I'd recommend it to anyone who can manage to go," said Professor Richard Rosenberg, at a recent seminar entitled "Reflections on China." Rosenberg discussed Parkside's second trip to China, his impressions of the country and a complementary slide display. The 17 day trip took nine students, faculty and staff through China's capitol city and five provinces. Historial sites, emperors' mansions, factories and schools were some of the sites visited by the tourists. Rosenberg said he was surprised at the independence allowed to the tour party. "There was more freedom than I had expected in that we were allowed to walk around anywhere we wished. Because of a general lack of public transportation, such as no taxis, there was no danger of our getting into any "off limit" area," he said. The tour group had the opportunity to learn much about the country's people, rules and ways of life Local tour guides were bold in communicating with the tour group, when the state guides were not near. The group learned that the many people have little control over their future occupations. Rosenberg told how one girl had a strong desire to be a teacher, but the state told her she had to be a tour guide. "There is virtually no personal freedom such as we know it allowed in China today. Jobs are assigned to people and they cannot live where they want or marry whom they want." He added that the people's clothing seemed to reflect their restrained life styles in that all the adults wore solid blue or green coats and hats of dark shades and similar styles. Children were dressed more colorfully than the adults. Many people had to wear face masks because of the pollution caused by the use of soft coal for fuel. Respiratory problems also afflicted the tourists while they were visiting the cities. Food was an interesting experience for the group. They were given a choice of American or Chinese food for breakfast. The American menu included eggs, toast and not-so-good coffee, which was favored over the Chinese breakfast of gruel-like cereal, fish and tea, according to Rosenberg. Lunch and dinner were seven-course banquets featuring vegetables, tofu, meats in sauces, oranges and, occasionally, CaKGS. "We were told not to drink the water and noticed a flu-like illness among our group. There was plenty of bottled beer, and wine and brandy available at a reasonable price and it was quite good. Every place we visited, such as the commune or university, offered us hot cups of tea made with loose tea leaves that floated around in the drink," said Rosenberg. Shopping in China was unique to the group. "Funny Money" was issued to the tourists for them to spend in special tourist shops. "The local people liked to trade their money for "funny money" because they enjoyed buying the unusual items available in the tourist stores and these items could not be purchased with their regular money " he said. Roadside vegetable stands were prevalent, where farmers had the opportunity to sell their extra produce. "China is allowing this so that the food supply will be more plentiful and varied than in other communist states. The staple items, such as rice and wheat, are rationed, but the public may extend their diet by shopping in the marketplaces as they can afford to," Rosenberg said. The group visited a number of public facilities, such as schools, the zoo and factories. "A kindergarten class we visited had children there who stay at school for six days a week. Their parents work and live too far away to pick up their children every day, so the children only go home one day a week," said Rosenberg. "We requested to visit a university, but we were guided to a museum room there and found that the library and the classes were closed." Every city has a zoo which usually features giant pandas and another type called a Lesser panda. The cities contain large bronze statues, sometimes of lions and Stress program scheduled With final exams approaching, Racine's Golden Rondelle Theater is planng a discussion of interest to students. Racine physician Donald Cohill will discuss the causes and effects of stress when a "Medical Information Night: Stress" is presented at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Wednesday, April 18. The program will begin at 7 p.m. Stress is one of the major detriments to good health in our society today It can contribute to cardiovascular disease and other medical ailments. But there are means to control the effects of stress. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Golden Rondelle Theater at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. This program is a cooperative effort with the Racine Alliance of Labor and the Racine County Medical Society. "There was more freedom than I had expected in that we were allowed to walk around anywhere we wished." dragons. Large rocks in unique shapes were displayed on pedastals in the cities. Emperors' palaces were visited by t he group. They found that Chinese emperors displayed their grandeur by space and vast amounts of land rather than in the height of their palaces. Rosenberg said that he was impressed by the major irrigation site of Dujianayun with its "brilliantly executed methods of problem solving and great provision of water. This and other magnificent wonders of the past impressed and astonished me. They cut a whole mountain in half over 2,000 years Physics profs meet ago to achieve this water-way system." Little manufacturing equipment is made by the Chinese, which was disappointing to Rosenberg. All of their major machinery used in a steel mill that the group visited was imported from East Germany and some of the machines came from the west. "The trucks are small and look like 1940's styles. Almost no one owns a car and major highways are only two lanes of blacktop with dirt roads branching off." In some ways, according to Rosenberg, "China is a hundred years back in time.' For more information on future China tours, or trips to other parts of the world, contact Parkside's International Studies department, Molinaro 370, or phone 553-2612. Four Parkside physics professors gave talks at the annual meeting of the Wisconsin chapter of the American Association of Physics Teachers held last Friday and Saturday, April 6 and 7. The meeting was at Nicolet College in Rhinelander. Morris Firebaugh spoke on mapping magnetic fields with microcomputers; Feredoon Behroori talked about the use of balloons in electrostatic demonstrations; Stephen Luzader explained theoretical mechanics as a demonstration course; and Janet Landato focused on how to organize an in-service workshop in physics and the physical sciences for junior high school teachers. Shipek to meet Earl Florence Shipek, associate professor of anthropology at Parkside and a member of the State Historical Review Board, will attend a reception ^th other state board members in Gov. Anthony Earl's office today at 11 a.m., when the Governor will announce May 13-19 as Historic Preservation Week in Wisconsin. / / I"""" „„ | ACADEMIC ADVISING = FOR FALL" '84 SEMESTER = CONTINUING MATRICULANT STLINFNTS - REGISTRATION FOR F ALL SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, S IGNED B Y TFIE ADVISER | IS R EQUIRED FO R RE GISTRATION. ' I „ FALL SEMESTER S OURSE SCHEDULES WILL B E A VAILABLE ON APRIL 9 i APRIL 9 "19 = ADVISING 1 WILL NOT r BE AVAILABLE IN TH E REG ISTRATION AREA I CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT E ,F YOU HAV E ANY QU ESTIONS = CONTACT TH E O FFICE OF THE DE AN OF FA CULTY | 348 WYLLIE LIBRARY—LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 = NOTE- * * 6 Thursday, April 12,1984 Unofficial club moves 6 6 RANGER in The Office" by Carl Chernouski Well, today I talked to "The Office." You've never heard of "The Office?" But I bet you've seen them. They are an elite group of students who always hang around the chairs in Greenquist Hall. You may have noticed one of their many birthday parties when they decorate their section of the hallway. Or maybe you might have seen them playing Frisbee indoors (with outdoor enthusiasm.). Anyway, I got a chance to interview them. The first question, "Why do you call yourselves 'The Office'?" brought me such answers as, "Why not?" and "I really don't know," or "I think I hear my mother calling." But after some discussion they decided that it was because of the atmosphere. An office is a place where people work and become friends and almost never go a day without seeing one another; besides, they couldn't say "I'll meet you in the hallway," so now they say, "I'll meet you in The Office." I asked them how they got together and about how many people were actually in this club, and the story goes like this: "Once upon a time, on a day when the stars were just right, the fates threw a couple of people together to become friends. As they sat together doing their homework, they kept introducing each other to old high school friends who would pass down the hallway. And, as time went on, those friends told two friends and they told two friends and so on and so on and so on ...until now. Now there are about thirty-five members, of whom only twenty actively hang out in "The Office" and about fifteen who just like the atmosphere to study in." I was knocked down by a unanimous round of "NO!!" when I asked if they planned to make their club official. They said it was for a number of reasons. One, it would ruin the friendship they have right now. Two, they didn't want the structure or the organization of an official club. And three, they didn't like the requirements and the restrictions placed on official clubs. All of this was said amidst many a call of, "But we accept donations!!" How do you become a member? Sit down and throw your coat on the floor, or just have your mom bring you. The best part of my interview was asking them what they did as a group at Parkside. Their many talents range from study group to street gang. They've thrown lots of parties, had a winter picnic, played hall frisbee, put snowmen in the planters (giving them the distinction of being the only group who created snow sculptures in Winter Carnival before the Big Melt). The group also formed a vigilante committee to straighten the thinking of someone who tried to knock over their snow sculptures. On several occasions they have redecorated "The Office" by moving chairs and plants to the area (but someone keeps moving them back), and they often offend many passers-by with their heated intellectual discussions on sex, drugs, rock 'n roll and what type of alcohol to consume in between. The members have a big secret Club Events Peer Support Peer Support will hold a special meeting in Molinaro 114 on April 18 at 1 p.m. for all members. New members are encouraged to attend. The agenda includes: a discussion led by Buddy Couvion, Director of Student Activities, concerning the Awards Banquet; amending the constitution; and election of new officers for next year. Please try to attend this special meeting; your input is important. Walking Club Come walk with us. Try it once - you might like it. We'll walk Monday through Friday 8:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. and Thursday evenings at 7:30 p.m. Meet in the Health Center, Molinaro D-115. Dart Team The Dart Team will be holding a meeting in Union 104 at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 13. This will not be an unlucky occasion (unless Nick shows up.) Matters on the agenda include: Dart Team T-shirts, spring camping trip to La Crosse, the Let's Pay Nick Back Bake Sale, the May 6 Brewers game and the Great American Steak-Out n: the beginning of The End. It would be a good idea for all our present members to attend. It would also be nice for any interested people to attend. As always, no disease carrying mutants will be allowed entrance. Engineering Club The reaminder of the spring semester will include the following events: Career panels consisting of recent Parkside graduates: mechanical engineering, April 16; applied computer science, April 23; sales and management, April 30; Cad-Cam systems lecture, April 25 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D137; Monthly meeting May 2 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D139 in order to meet the new officers and finalize picnic FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha Domrom DfAfiV OFFICE 4! TO B.lXk 24-1101 H TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-233! MEMBER EMC plans; The second annual picnic May 19 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. More details are available in the Engineering Club office, Molinaro D137, or call Jim Sampica (694- 5294). Dr. Who The Doctor Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet Saturday, April 21 in Union 104 at 6 p.m. The Omega saga will be shown, which includes The Three Doctors and Arc of Infinity. Physics Club The Physics Club is sponsoring a field trip to Chicago and to the Adler Planetarium on April 14. Sign up in Greenquist 235. Separated/Divorced Support Group A support and information group has been formed for separated and divorced men and women. The group will meet every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro D-128. Come any week. Deans meet Deans and fine arts adminstrators from the University of Wisconsin System met at Parkside Tuesday and Wednesday. Rhoda-Gale Pollack, chair of UW-P/s Fine Arts Division and conference convenor, said the group discussed common problems and opportunities. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy that they decided to let the world know at this time. Remember in Winter Carnival with I.E.H.A. took first in the tug of war and took fourth in volleball? Well, the Industrial Environmental Hygiene Assocation was really "The Office" in disguise as a Parkside club. It sure fooled me. "The Office" had one last comment which they always live by: "Only in America could you find a group like us!! (and we do accept donations.)" USSR talk set Stuart Rubner, Director of the Office of Community Student Services, will present a slide lecture on the Soviet Union on Wednesday, April 18, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Greenquist 101. Rubner was among a group from various UW campuses participating in the Soviet Seminar trip to the USSR March 10-24. The travelers had a chance to observe culturally distinctive cities such as traditional, heavily-Asian Moscow and Western-oriented Leningrad, as well as the cultures of Central Asia and the Caucasus at ancient sites such as Samarkand in Soviet Uzbekhistan and Yerevan, the capitol city of Soviet Armenia. The tour included visits to important sites such as the Kremlin in Mosow and the Hermitage Museum in Leningrad, as well as a number of cultural events such as the ballet and the circus. Rubner's lecture is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Comm. Colloquia A Communication Colloquium for Communication students, faculty and interested others will be held on Wednesday, April 18 at 5 p.m., the location to be announced. The new communication program, the role of PAC and the Corporation for Professional Communicators will be discussed. Write a letter University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division — presents — • I *1 II ^1 I of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell 7 Thursday, April 12,1984 TV candidates and future trends by Tony Rogers The 1984 presidential campaign may be remembered as the year of the 'TV candidate.' Both Gary Hart and Walter Mondale are spending huge sums of money on television advertising, and political analysts have raised the question of what is more imporant in winning votes — a strong background in public office, or a charismatic, attractive media image? On the other hand, the Rev. Jesse Jackson has used no television advertising at all, yet he has attracted fairly strong support through a drive to get blacks to register and vote. The use of polls, both before and after elections, has increased, yet their accuracy seems to be in question. Political Science Professor Ken Hoover discussed the implications of these trends in a recent interview. "I think the effect of the media has been mainly to weaken the parties and increase the role of money 'A lot of money is a tremendous asset in politics and always has been / in politics," Hoover stated. "It weakens the role of the parties because media images become more important than political background and experience. That gives the party a smaller role. Of c ourse, the money problem is obvious. The cost of campaigning is very high. Public financing schemes at various levels have helped to some degree, but there's been an explosion in campaign financing through political action committees. That has come about because of the media. Movies Stone" rolls right along by Rick Luehr No, "Romancing The Stone" is not a love story starring Mick Jagger. What it is is a wonderfully rousing and fun adventure film. The plot is basically simple. Romance novelist Joan Wilder receives a call from her sister in Colombia. The sister, Elaine, has been kidnapped and Joan is to deliver a map to the kidnappers as ransom. Once in Colombia, Joan gets involved not only with the kidnappers, but also with drug runners, the secret police and last, but not least, an American named Jack Colton. One of the first things that I'm sure people will say about "Romancing The Stone" is that it's a ripoff of "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Personally, I don't feel that to be the case. But even if it is, so what? People tend to forget that "Raiders" was basically a 'ripoff of the adventure serials of the 30's and 40's. "Romancing The Stone" is action packed, fast moving and a whole lot of fun. The characters are likable and the story, though at times improbable and contrived, is well plotted and exciting. The film is well directed by Robert Zemeckis, the editing is brisk, and the cinematography by Dean Cundey gives the flim a lush appearance. Also the soundtrack uses the Dolby stereo process to great effect. The character of Jack Colton, played by Michael Douglas (who also produced the film), is another in a series of imperfect heroes. He is not infallible. For instance, when he attempts to swing across a gorge on a vine, he slams face-first into a wall on the other side. I like this type of character. It lends a sense of reality to a film. If a hero is infallible and perfect, I feel it makes him very boring. Douglas does a fine job as Jack. It's refreshing to see him in a film without a deep social message, like most movies he makes have. As Joan, Kathleen Turner gives a wonderful portrayal of a city girl who is totally out of her element in the jungles of Colombia. With this role, Miss Turner proves herself to be one of the most versatile actresses in films today. She is as good in this film as she was as the sultry manipulator in "Body Heat" or the 'scum queen' in "The Man With Two Brains." Danny De Vito of "Taxi" fame, is suitably sleazy as Ralph, one of the kidnappers. It is almost as if his "Taxi" character of Louie De Palma was transplanted in South America. Ralph, like Joan, is totally out of place in Colombia. You know that he would much rather be on the streets of New York mugging old ladies than running around a South American jungle. As much as I liked "Romancing Continued on page 10 What people are getting through the media is influenced by the level of financing and expertise that a candidate has available. A lot of money is a tremendous asset in politics, and always has been." Hoover went on to qualify this statement: "It's also true that a candidate who is very good with the media but who doesn't have much money has a stronger chance than somebody with a lot of experience and service to the political system- Jesse Jackson, for example, has his own communications network based in the black churches, and a style that comes from that base. He has a natural constituency of minorties. so in a sense that he doesn't have quite the same communications problem that the other candidates have. Hart is able to communicate fairly well. His great strength is his physical image. His weakness is the complexity of his ideas. He has a number of new ideas but they are not translated easily into a nice, crisp media package. "Mondale's campaign has begun to make fairly good use of the media. They've overcome a lot of his weakness as a physical image with his command of political discussion based on the traditional democratic values...We don't want a presidential nominating process in which the most photogenic candidate always wins. It's got to be a process that tests candidates in many ways, and I think the process is doing just that." Hoover downplayed the importance of election polls. "I don't think that polls are having as much impact as they have had in the past. After all, Mondale went into Iowa and New Hampshire with the polls indicating that he was far ahead, and he got beat. Voters are not afraid to change their minds, and in some cases I actually think they rebel against 'the tyranny' of the polls I think the age of the Political science professor Ken Hoover Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy "If the black vote doesn't turn out, the Democratic candidate will have a terrible time beating Reagan." mystique of the polls has passed." A major force in this year's campaign is Jackson's drive to get more blacks to vote. Hoover stressed the importance of this. "Jackson is making an enormous contribution to the empowerment of blacks by getting them involved in the political process in a way that will have a lot of long-lasting implications. It will be a powerful factor in this fall's election if the black vote goes Democratic and if it turns out in large numbers. Democrats will have a much better chance of winning if this happens. If the black vote doesn't turn out, the Democratic nominee will have a terrible time beating Reagan." Jackson seems to be receiving little support outside the black community, however and he has charged that white voters are less charitable to black candidates than black voters are toward white candidates. Hoover said he believed this was ture, although he thought it was more "the politics of the majority versus minority, rather than a racial consideration." Hoover said that American politics really doesn't favor radicals such as Jackson. "The system is designed to push people toward the middle, so that you narrow the field down to two or three candidates. But it leads you to exclude all sorts of creative possibilities, interesting new ideas and candidates with fresh concepts. It's remarkable, though, that you could take a country this size, with so much diversity and so many different kinds of people and put it all together into a nation-state. Probably the most important factor in making that happen is the forcing of political choices down to a very few can didates who represent a wide range of interests." "It's not as sterile a political landscape as it sometimes seems,' Hoover continued. "The new ideas tend to come in through third-party, candidates or people like Jesse, Jackson, who don't really have a, chance of winning but can attract enough attention so that people, begin to listen to them. Then those, ideas get picked up by the major', parties and candidates and become, part of their programs...There's; been a lot of political creativity in the United States." NIVERSITY OF VlSCONSINFARKSIB APRIL 27,28 /HAY '\,5 AT H ir.tt. vfj /HAY 3 A, IO VH. ^ THE >1ISER 8 Thursday, April 12, 1984 RANGER A Week at the Park Crickle business Once Oker Easy by Patricia Cumbie (I get a byline for this?) Today there is a baseball game vs. Aurora College at 2 p.m. The game is free. "Risky Business" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The cost is $1 and all are urged to attend. There will also be a faculty recital at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Featured artists will be William Weinert, August Wegner and Frances Bedford. Admission price is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for civilians. At 8:30 p.m. in the Union Square PAB brings us "The Crickle." The price will be $1 for students and $2 for a guest. * * • • • • * • * * Friday, April 13 — " Final Management on the Apple," at 2 p.m. in the library. Call ext. 2356 for details. "Risky Business" will play again at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. * * * * * * * * * * Saturday, April 14 — "Intro to Computers for MD's" starts at 10 a.m. in the library. Call Ext. 2312. Sponsored by UW-Extension. The men's tennis team will be playing Moraine Valley at noon in the fieldhouse or tennis courts depending upon the weather. "Utah Phillips" will be featured in the Communication Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. Call ext. 2205 for more information. * * * * * * * * * * Sunday, April 15 — Once again "Risky Business" will be shown. The time of showing will be 7:30 p.m. * * * * * * * * * * Monday, April 16 - "Social Welfare Spending: Too Much or Too Little." The talk will be given by Madison professor Robert Lampman at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Bring your lunch! David Goodman will speak on "The Atom Bomb and Japanese Culture." The lecture is in Molinaro 111, at 2 p.m. * * • • • • • • * * Tuesday, April 17 — T he men's basketball team will play against Carthage College at 1 p.m. at Carthage. The Bogie classic "Key Largo" will play in the Union Cinema at 7 p.m. There is no admission charge. * * • * • • • • • * Wednesday, April 18 — "Over the Counter Drugs" will be in the Union 106 at 11:50 a.m. The seminar is open to the public at no charge. Open Stage is in the Union Bazaar from noon to 4 p.m. Come and see Parkside Talent or be on stage yourself. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. At the noon women's seminar, Esther Will is speaking on the topic. "Women's Physiology: What sets us apart?" The seminar will be held in Union 104. Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers will have a concert in Main Place at 1 p.m. Admission is free. Men's tennis will be playing vs. Northeastern at 3 p.m. at the Phy Ed building. The game is free and open to the public. Sick of the same old British invasion band? Then come and see The Crickle TONIGHT — T hurs., April 12 Doors Open 8 p.m. Union Square UWP Student-81 Guest-S2 _ „ , Hear them perform the music of: The Beatles, The Who, The Stones, The Kinks and morel As always, age and Parkside IDs are a must Who says nothing's worth watchin? by Dick Oberbruner Cable television is coming to Kenosha! This week, sales people will be going door to door, seeking out customers to receive satellite-transmitted entertainment. There will be a variety of stations to choose from. People are bound to become permanent fixtures in their living rooms. I suspect televisions will be placed in close proximity to both the refrigerator and the bathroom. Nonetheless, viewers will have the right to enjoy what they pay for. Quality television should not be passed up, even if you live in Bristol. The following is a partial list of channels and programs that will be accessible to your television once you latch onto the signals. New stations will broadcast alongside existing frequencies, so when you get bored, you can still watch the same old stuff. CHANNEL 1 - Neighbor Cable. No need to peek through the curtains any more. Cameras are secretly installed into your neighbor's house. Subtitles available for ethnic neighborhoods. CHANNEL 3 -Don Ameche TV. One fabulous football clip after another of this great Kenoshan. Every night, a different Ameche movie is featured. CHANNEL 8- City- /County Street Department Network. Keeps drivers up-todate on road repairs. Watch as the streets you've come to hate — due to potholes and loose gravel — become smooth running surfaces. CHANNEL 13- BeiruTV. Frontline coverage of yet another war. Be witness to what makes the Holy Land so holey. CHANNEL 14- Volcanic TV. 24-hour coverage of the world's active volcanoes. Includes reports of geological interest. CHANNEL 15— The Birth Channel. Live coverage from the delivery room at Kenosha Memorial Hospital. CHANNEL 16- Playground TV. Children can sit home and watch their peers engage in activities such as tag, kickball and jumprope. CHANNEL 17- Milwaukee Bus Terminal. Watch as all sorts of characters arrive or just hang around. Lifelike performances. CHANNEL 19- Bank TV. Full coverage of over-the-counter and drive-up window transactions at Southern California banks. Daily robberies add a dramatic touch. CHANNEL 23- Classic Storytime. Great novels are read aloud by world-renowned actors and actresses. CHANNEL 25- High Salaried Athletes. Shows what multimillionaire sports figures do with their money. CHANNEL 26- Campaign '84 TV. Follow the rigorous campaign trails of Mondal. Hart, Jackson and Reagan as they fight for their political lives. CHANNEL 21- Spaghetti Western Movie Channel. Non-stop Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Trinity, etc. CHANNEL 22- Television Channel. Television viewers are taken behind television cameras to watch television productions being televised. CHANNEL 27- FBI Channel. Secretly recorded undercover operations and 24- hour update s on wanted criminals. CHANNEL 28- Posse Comitatus Companion. Down-home para- military entertainment . Includes a weekly live broadcast from the Shawano Theater. CHANNEL 29- The Smokers Channel. Regular programming seen through a layer of smog. CHANNEL 30- Na t i onal Enqui r e! News. NEN uncover secret romances ant gossipy tidbits abom stars and other weir dos. Ranger needs writers EASTERDAY MOTEL • COLOR TV WITH FREE MOVIE CHANNEL • SPECIAL RATE FOR PARENTS • NEAR RESTAURANTS 859-3020 2510 120th Avenue Located at the corner of Hwy. 142 and I-94, Kenosha sfjw "T* RANGER Clubs on campns 9 Thursday, April 12,1984 A0R: Park side students have a ball If s omeone comes up to you say- ant District If someone comes up to you sayA.. ™™, „ HClVC 4X Vj CL11 ing they are from a fraternity called Alpha Theta Rho, don't be too surprised. After all these years, Parkside finally has a social fraternity. It was started by a few students in Feburary and is a private club offcampus. Curtis Neal, a freshman from Milwaukee, is the frat's first President, "and he hopes that the club can grow and play a more active part of Parkside's campus life next year. The fraternity has had a second goal this year also. They want to start a scholarship fund for those students who don't have the money to attend Parkside. Often, a financially- strapped student finds he or she cannot stay in school and complete their college education. Statistics show that once people quit, for whatever reason, they won't come back. "I formed this organization because I knew there were many students who were attending college, but were unable to meet the expense needed to stay in the university," said Neal. "So they had to drop from school. This made me become very concerned about the financial well-being of college students." Neal feels that this fraternity has a good membership that is willing to put on money-making projects like dances and other events for the purpose of funding other students with a sincere desire to stay in school but who can't afford it. Adds Neal, "Through these projects we can help to promote the advancement of disadvantaged college students." One of the biggest events planned by Alpha Theta Rho this year is their Scholarship Ball on Thursday, April 19. Scott Schupbach, treasurer of the club, expects a good turnout this year. "The Alpha Theta Rho Ball is a formal dance sponsored and funded entirely by us," said Schupbach. "The purpose of the ball is to raise money to put towards the scholarship," he said. This year the ball will be held at the Racine Motor Inn in downtown Racine. The cost of the ball is $20 per couple. Highlights of the evening include a special guest speaker, Robert Flancher, Racine Assistant District Attorney, a live band from Illinois called "Chance," and plenty of opportunity to break dance. A buffet dinner will be served at 7:30 p.m. and punch will also be served. A cash bar will be provided throughout the evening. Tickets are on sale until Tuesday or until they last, and they won't be sold at the door, so Schupbach advises people to buy them soon if they want to attend. Currently the fraternity is closed to new membership due to the time involved in preparation for the Scholarship Ball. Anyone interested in becoming a member of the fraternity can contact either Scotf Schupbach or Curtis Neal at 634- 1994, ext. 223. New membership applications will be taken starting the week after the ball. Alpha Theta Rho is a private fraternity. "II IB liliSlf STARTS FRIDAY AT T HEATRES EVERYWHERE jjL Thursday, April 12,1984 Movie review Continued from page 7 The Stone," there are a few things that I feel are wrong with the film. First of all, the movie gets off to a rather slow start. I feel that the first 20 minutes or so of the fim could have moved faster while still setting up the story. Another thing that I didn't like about the film was the brutality of some scenes. "Romancing The Stone," despite the rather silly and enigmatic title, «s a n enjoyable, exciting adventure tale. It will have you cheering the heroes and hissing the villains. It will have you sitting on the edge of your seat and laughing uproariously, frequently at the same time. RANGER PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops ~ Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole Week of April 16 25% OFF Jelly Beans and Pops Psychobabble My personal Mend, Ernie... by Rick Luehr A couple of weeks ago, I attended the Milwaukee Home Show. I didn't really go to look at the displays; I went to see comedian Pete Barbutti. But I got there rather early, so I was just going around looking at things to kill time. I was just on the verge of dozing off when someone handed me a flyer. I had had so many things handed to me that day that I just glanced at it disinterestedly. It was an ad for Ernie von Schledorn Buick. I looked up and saw the man who handed me the advertisement. I was shocked and overjoyed to see that it was none other than Mr. von Schledorn himself! I couldn't believe it. There he was, the prominent Milwaukee businessman and television superstar in person. I couldn't speak. I just looked at him with awe. He spoke to me! This man, nay, this god, spoke to me, a lowly nobody. He looked me in the eye and said, "Who do you know?" My heart was pounding. I almost swooned. The excitement was just too much for me to comprehend. There I was, a nobody, a nothing, who couldn't buy a car if I wanted to, and this celebrity, this man who serves as a shining example to the youth of today, actually opened his glorious mouth and uttered those immortal words to me. I know that my life will never be the same. I was blessed by the voice of one of the greatest examples of humanity that the universe has ever seen. And I am changed. My life is now complete. * * * * * * * * * * Then the unbelievable happened. Yesterday, Mrs. Stella Poteet of Wildlife Biloxi, Mississippi, was hemming a dress and found that she needed a few more pins. She went to her sewing table and got a box of pins that she had purchased only the day before at her local K-Mart. When she opened the box she found, nestled among the pins, a Thin Mint cookie. "I was shocked," said Mrs. Poteet. "I'm only glad that I saw it in time. God only knows what could have happened to me if I had reached into the box without looking. I mean, I could have gotten chocolate on my fingers. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones." Yes, Mrs. Poteet is one of the lucky ones. In another part of Biloxi, Miss Junie Bell Swiggenlooper needed a new needle in order to sew up a hole in her brother's sock. She reached into a box of needles without looking and, not seeing the shortbread cookie that had somehow gotten into the box, drove several crumbs deeply into two fingers of her right hand. Doctors have already had to amputate her index finger but say that, if they are lucky, they can save at least most of Miss Swiggenlooper's middle finger. Authorities have put a halt to all pin and needle sales in Mississippi until all boxes have been examined for cookie tampering. This will be a slow process as all boxes must be checked by hand because a pratical cookie detector has yet to be developed. Officials say that they have no firm leads; however they admit that several local Girl Scouts are being questioned. 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SPECIAL KAY: is your Parkinson acting up again??? THANKS TO all who put up with my insufferable personal ads, and apologies to those who lack a sense of humor. Laure. 5TH FLOOR: Thanks for mellowing out. BOB: CATCH any B-rays lately??? TORI O: Your elevator lover awaits!!!!! WICKS: CHICAGO was great!! Glad we got to see "That big building!!!" GERG: LONG time no see! Have you been hibernating or what? /Laure. SEX EDUCATION class?/ See the Kinky couple: Oceanography, 11:00 MWF. JEFFY: HOW'S 222? / Does Phillipone kick his chalk across the floor too? GHOST MONSTER: I really am looking forward to the 19th!!! CARL SAYS: Know one is perfect, especially him. HEY, MARY: My Apple wants tc meet you IBM/Syntax KATE M.: I need to talk to you! Meet me in the library Friday at Noon! Joey. LOOPER: J.I.L.Y J.1L.Y. JILY!!! This weekend is ours!!! Love, Mort. SUE G.: what's the deal? Have I done something wrong or do you need space Amigo SUE AND Rachel: Thanks for cheering me up! You're wonderful! Joey. ROD: WOULD you like a fishing pole to hook a date for the ball? G. S. JENNIFER HUNT: I want your sexy body! Rod Yamat. ROD YAMAT: When the love of your life comes around, you'll be too involved with your cleaning utensils to take note. F. G.U.S.L.M. BLANCHE: WHILE you were busy taking Trix to the piano Business, I was busy being misunderstood by a lot of people eating off of paper plates and drinking out of wine glasses. MOLLY: WHEN are you gonna have a dinner party like that?? I'll bet right after you get the new Oriental in, Heh? HI MARG! (I put that in because I know you read these.) HAH A Pat Grochowski hits a lob against Lake County opponent. Colts bolt away Continued from page 12 rent for Memorial Stadium that the franchise supposedly owes. A Baltimore filmmaker has filed a bankruptcy petition against the Colts, claiming they owe him $8000 for game films from the 1983 season. The best one of all is the $30 million class action suit filed by a couple from Towson, Md., on behalf of all Baltimore Colts fans, charging that the team's early morning departure from Baltimore caused "severe emotional distress." The specific charges are as follows: The couple charges that the move in the night was designed, "to humiliate and degrade the plaintiffs and those similarly situated." They also say that the move has caused the couple to suffer "severe depressions, severe physical and emotional disability, severe disturbance of mental and emotional tranquility and mental distress of a very serious kind." When asked if they could win, the couple said, "Not really. But what else could we do to express our feelings? We've been fans from the beginning." COMING! Tennis team The men's tteannnniics ttpeaamm hbpegoaann tthhae <«• .. splits two season with one win and one loss. The win was against Lake County College with the final score 8-1. Some of the greater successes were Jim Wynstra beating his opponent Tim Conners, 6-0, 64). The doubles team Wynstra and Jacob also beat Conners and Mohr from Lake County. The scores were 6-7, 7-5, 6- 3- Chris Walley had two good sets agamst Doug Burkett of Lake County. His scores were 64) 6-3 tteedd , "LLaakkee Crhoaurndt.y F irse clikkae «us™. T™henv-- rILg0mgJhr0Ugh the rebuilding process. They lost many of their guys through graduation." Outside against Beloit, the team wasn t so successful, losing 8-1. The one point came from a default by Beloit. Walley and Roszkowski were the doubles team winning by default. Frecka said, "Beloit is a very good team. They have everyone back and they're very good." He added, "Our team is very much in the learning process and they're progressing. They show a lot of progress and are improving with every match." Classified ads THURSDAY, APRIL 19 UNION SQUARE 4-5:30 PM FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75«, $1.00 & $ 1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES PLUS SPECIAL...PIZZA BY THE SLICE. • SPECIAL $1.99 SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION 12 Thursday, April 12,1984 RANGER Team begins season with depth by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's softball team is on a five game winning streak and their record is 10-7. The team is now ranked eighth in the nation. The last game they played was a double header against UW-Stevens Point They swept both games, 3-2 and 2-0. The first game was most exciting. The women scored in the seventh inning on a suicide squeeze bunt. The runner on third base began running at the release of the ball from the pitcher. The bunt by Cindy Ruffert was perfect and the runner made it safely to the plate. The team also played UW-Oshkosh and won in extra innings. The game went 11 innings and Denise Bier doubled with two outs. Janet Boren stepped to the plate and singled and Bier ran in for the score. Coach Linda Draft commented, "©his is the first time we've had good, strong hitting. The whole roster is strong. Everyone in the batting order is a threat at the plate." However, the team did split a double header with St. Xavier, winning 54 and then losing the second game 64. "We should have won that second game, but I am pleased with the winning streak following this game." Being ranked in the top ten teams in the nation can have its drawbacks, said Draft. "Everybody knows we're good and have had success in the past. They always like challenging the team on top. Every game is hard fought. It's not always easy being on top because you have to work harder to stay there." The team looks to every game as being tough. This weekend the team will compete in the St. Francis tournament. "Last year we peaked at St. Francis and we don't want that. We want to keep building; it's too early to peak," said Draft. As of now, the pitching is very strong. Michele Martino is back after rehabilitating her shoulder. Janet Koenig is showing real strength in the games. Another returner is Lynn Jonas. She is also very strong and can carry the game well in the stretch. All of the pitchers are a contributing factor. "What differentiates us from the two strongest teams in the nation is our pitching. They only have one pitcher who can carry. If she's injured or sick the game goes. We have strength in numbers." A contributing factor in defense is Janet Broeren. She has a batting average of .415, the highest batting average for a player in all of Draft's years as coach. She is good at getting crucial outs. She has exceptional range as short stop. The offense is also very tight. "Everybody has executed very well. The offense doesn't miss any signals and everyone performs whatever is expected," added Draft. Competititors in last year's Loop Bike Race. 4th annual Loop Race: hurry to sign up team The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! * • ' " lllltt Parkside's women softball team score a run against UW-Stevens Point. Sports shots Colts bolt for Indiana by Robb Luehr Moving a pro sports franchise is nothing new; it's been done many times. The Boston Braves went to Milwaukee, then to Atlanta; the Seattle Pilots became the Milwaukee Brewers; the Philadelphia Athletics ended up in Oakland by way of Kansas City; and the Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles. None of these moves caused too much of a stir. Then a man named A1 Davis wanted to take a team named the Oakland Raiders to that city named Los Angeles; but Oakland tattled on Al, and an organizaton named the NFL told Al that he couldn't move his team. He moved it anyway. The NFL and Oakland sued, but lost; so the Oakland Raiders became the Los Angeles Raiders. Now, 3000 miles away, on the other coast, there seems to be the same kind of situation developing. Back in the middle of March, stories began to surface about the owner of the Baltimore Colts, Robert Irsay, speaking to officials of the city of Indianapolis about the possibility of moving his team to that city. (You see, they have a new 61,000 seat stadium, the Hoosier Dome, but nobody to fill it.) Irsay was becoming dismayed at the fact that attendance had been decreasing at Memorial Stadium in Baltimore in the past five to six years. In the past, especially the late 60's and the early 70's, sellouts were as certain as snow in January. These were the so-called "glory days" of the Colts. Then in 1972, Robert Irsay bought the team. They made the playoffs for a couple of years since then, but in the late 70's, bad trades and other factors reduced the team to a mere shadow of its former self. As the team deteriorated, so did the size of the crowds. Last year the Colts' average home attendance was 37,- 000; the lowest in the NFL. So Mr. Irsay started talking to Indianapolis. Then Phoenix expressed an interest. Phoenix later dropped out of the bidding. Baltimore had to fight for its team. All efforts failed. On the evening of March 28, more than a dozen moving vans (Mayflower, I believe) showed up at the Colts' training camp. Several hours later, more than a dozen full moving vans left the Colts' training camp, bound for Indiana. The next day the mayor of Baltimore signed a condemnation order for the team, and a judge issued a temporary restraining order preventing the Colts from playing anywhere but in Baltimore. Mr. Irsay was totally within his rights to move the franchise; after all, he owns the Colts. As he told an Indianapolis reporter, "It's not your ball team or our ball team. It's my family's ball team. I paid for it and worked for it." There's nothing wrong with what he did; it's how he did it that angered the citizens of Baltimore. It does seem to be the coward's way out when you sneak out in the middle of the night. What was the reasoning behind Irsay's decision to do it that way? Was he afraid of being seen in daylight? Maybe he didn't want to be embarrassed by possible pickets or demonstrations. He should be more embarrassed by the way he did it than the way it might have been done. He could have at least given some kind of warning; but he didn't. The team is now known as the Indianapolis Colts, although Dolts is more fitting. As a result of the move, several lawsuits, both filed and potential, are in the works. The city of Baltimore is considering filing suit to get Irsay to pay $173,000 in back Continued on page 11 WELCOME—^ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK • •• CONGRATULATIONS ••• JANET BROEREN •*•••••••••••** UW-Parkside junior, women's softball team short stop. Batting .415 so far this season. to WlLerTime Women's softball Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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