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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Nov. 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 9 Aspin. Jansson Debate drew big crowd, covered issues by Kari Dixon According to challenger Pete Jansson, incumbent Democratic Congressman Les Aspin is an "other-oriented politician who pays so much attention to theoretical things that he cannot deal effectively with the real problems of the 1st (Congressional) District." Jansson, according to Aspin, is a politician who is too closely aligned with the policies of the Reagan Administration to benefit those who would be his constituents. The two candidates voiced these thoughts and several others during a debate sponsored by the Social Science Roundtable and the League of Women Voters Monday at noon in the Union Cinema. Questions from the press and a capacity crowd were presented to the two men, who are engaged in their second consecutive battle for the office. Jansson used the debate as the occasion to announce his new plan to generate jobs, called "Project 10,000." His plan states that "not only is the state worse off than the rest of the nation, but the 1st District is much worse off." This he blamed on Aspin. "Aspin has the eighth-worst spending record in Congress," Jansson said. "He has fought against all the positive changes that Reagan "If we don't fool around with this (arms control), then we won't be around to fool with any other issues."—Aspin Administration has attempted to make." Aspin said that in his opinion, the question of peace is the most important issue. "If we don't fool around with this, then we won't be around to fool with any other issues." The next most important issue, he said, is the issue of jobs. "In this district, the structure of the economy is changing. Industry is moving out and we don't know what is coming in. But, there's no reason why we can't recover," he said. Aspin and Jansson differ greatly on the issues of abortion and school prayer. "I do not support a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion, but I am against the use of federal funds for abortions," Aspin said. Jansson charged that his opponent did vote in favor of the use of federal funds for abortion. "I think that the Supreme Court was wrong to reject the rightto- life view," he said, adding that he does support an amendment prohibiting abortions. Jansson is in favor of a constitutional amendment allowing organized prayer in the public schools. Aspin is in favor of a moment of silence for students to use as they wish. On the issue of domestic content, Jansson said that he does not think it will succeed. "My mind is open, though," he said. / • Jtil "Not only is the ,5^—^ iB| state worse off than the rest of the nation^ but the 1st District is much worse off."—Jansson wk Aspin said he feels that this is a must. "This legislation would create more jobs for the 1st District than any other," he said. When the candidates were given the opportunity to pose one question to each other, Jansson declined. Aspin asked Jansson, "Pete, I'd like to hear how you differ from Ronald Reagan." Jansson replied by listing how Aspin differed from Reagan. "I'm my own man," he said. In his concluding remarks, Jansson questioned Aspin's effectiveness and his ethics. "We are at the point where we can't blame Reagan or Earl for our problems any more," he said. "We have to blame our congressman." Jansson went on to say that Aspin is too concerned with the theoretical aspects of the issues. "There are think tanks in Washington for that," he continued. Aspin closed by saing that he is not dealing with the theoretical, he is dealing with reality. "Nuclear war, the CIA wars, the defense increase, Medicare cuts and unemployment are very real," he said. "We must add to or modify the current Reagan plan or there won't be any 1st District left to represent." Environment, property ownership divide prairie by Bob Riesling Community News Editor The fight over 1,825 acres of some of Wisconsin's most valuable prairie took visible shape last Tuesday as about 200 people attended a public hearing on a proposed land use program for the Chiwaukee Prairie-Carol Beach area. The plan, proposed by the Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission, would place roughly equal areas of the prairie under development and conservation. After several years' work on the plan, however, the commission found property owners and environmentalists as sharply divided as ever. Property owners say they are worried about losing their land or homes. Environmentalists, from groups across the state, are worried about losing much of the area's delicate wildlife, several species of which are endangered. Kurt Bauer, executive director of SEWRPC, said the commission has rarely had such a divisive subject. The plan calls for 851 acres, or 46.6 percent, of the prairie to be rezoned as an urban area. A roughly equal amount, 812 acres, or 44.5 percent, would be set aside for preservation. Property owners criticized the plan for what they said was its inaccuracy in mapping wetland areas and the lack of testing for underground water flow. They also said that if the plan is not approved, the Department of Natural Resources will be able to condemn the land under the 1982 Wetlands Preservation Act. There are 29 homes and many undeveloped lots located on designated wetlands. Tom Turwall, town supervisor of Pleasant Prairie, said he was "appalled by the lack of concern by the state and federal governments for the residents." The plan calls for urban corridors alternating with environmental corridors to provide services as well as a continuous area for the natural wildlife to survive. But environmentalists said the corridors set aside for preservation would not be enough for the prairie's survival. The prairie, they say, is an interrelated system and urban corridors could disrupt the system. The prairie will then turn into, one environmentalist said, "a big park." Ed Nelson, of the Kettle Moraine Audubon Society, criticized both sides for their refusal to compromise. He said the plan would require, "not shouts, nor rudeness, but compromise." "What they're trying to tell you," he told the assembled property owners, "is that if the prairie is infringed upon to a certain extent, that which you will enjoy will be harmed." 2 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Editorial Mondale endorsed In the interest of preserving the journalistic doctrine that dictates that newspapers must not only reflect and present public opinion, but also lead it, the Ranger has decided to endorse a presidential candidate. By a margin of nine to six the Ranger supports and endorses the ticket of Walter F. Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, over the incumbents Ronald Reagan and George Bush. Ronald Reagan's economic policies are a disgrace and an outrage. The poor have been hurt severely in the last four years. In Reagan's 1980 bu dget proposal, he attempted to cut unemployment insurance by 20 percent, Aid to Families with Dependent Children by 30 percent, Food Stamps by 50 percent, Child Nutrition by 48 percent, Women, Children and Infant's program by 80 percent, Housing Assistance by 20 percent and low income energy assistance by 40 percent. Crucial to students was Reagan's attempt to substantially cut student aid. Luckily most cuts were stopped by Congress. According to a study conducted by the Urban Institute, with the tax cut that the President enacted, families earning $80,000 or more each receive an $8500 tax savings. Families that are at, or below, the poverty level of $10,000 re ceived nothing in tax savings. Under Reagan's economic program, those families that are in the highest income level had an income increase nine percent in 1980-84, while those families at the poverty level, or below, had an income lost of seven percent during the same period. The unfairness and narrow policies of the Reagan administration do not stop with the poor. The Reagan administration has attempted to limit the scope of the Freedom of Information Act, claiming it is too expensive to fully operate, even though it costs no more annually than what the Pentagon spends every year for marching bands. Reagan has attempted to limit the intellectual exchange between the United States and other countries by limiting the number of visiting foreign scholars. This was carried to such an extreme that one scholar deliver a lecture over the telephone. This attitude is consistent with other aspects of his policies and indicates his tin willingness to communicate with other governments. Reagan now supports a constitutional amendment that would prohibit legal abortions, except when the mother's life is in danger. This is a reversal of his earlier campaign position which made no allowance for the safety of the mother, and it represents a complete departure with his earlier stand; when he was Governor of California he signed one of the most liberal pro-abortion bills in history. Reagan also favors a constitutional amendment that would allow organized prayer in schools. He has married politics and religion to such an extent that the day he appointed Snadra Day O'Conner to the Supreme Court, he telephoned Jerry Falwell to tell him of his decision. Reagan may call whomever he likes, but when he discusses appointments to the highest law making body in this country with an ultra-conservative individual who believes that religious morals provide a reason to develop theocracy, then enough is enough. Reagan has consistently fought to send money and aid to Nicaraguan rebels who are attempting to overthrow the Marxist government installed by the people of that country. The recent disclosure of the CIA assassination manual proves how militant this administration is willing to be with different ideologies. This is not the kind of action we should be taking against a country that wants to mind its own business and run its own government. Reagan's desire to develop a space-based missile defense system is unnecessary and dangerous -. .especially when the control would lie in the hands of a man who said, "I'm not a scientist. I don't know where the weapons will be." It takes two to escalate the arms race and it takes two to stop it. Unfortunately, Mr. Reagan has not realized this. Walter Mondale is a caring, compassionate and experienced leader who was trained by another great leader, Hubert Humphrey. Mondale is highly qualified to hold the office of President. Mondale has a tax plan that will have those who earn the most paying the most taxes. This, and the closing of corporate tax loopholes, will bring the $175 billion deficit to a manageable $89 billi on. He has proposed to cut, among other things, $25 billion from the Pentagon budget, and add $22 billion to formulate programs to promote fairness and equity in this society. Continued on Page 7 ?'Hi I'll Jl Mondale/Ferraro posters are great To the Editor: I was both surprised and pleased to see Mondale posters affixed to your windows. Surprised because I felt sure that the pollsters had convinced every young American that they were to support Reagan because their peers do, and pleased to see that someone else could read through the nonsense. President Reagan has little grasp of the real issues of our time. Can we continue to hear serious questions of policy answered with oneliners and anecdotes? Are we going to have four more years of Reagan being prompted by his wife when he can't hear questions, or hear him commit errors, be corrected, yet go on to reiterate the errors as fact? I hope not. Reagan promised a budget surplus by 1984, la ter he revised it to a goal, but now he has amassed over $600 billion worth of deficits in four years. In 1982, Reagan claimed he had "kept his promise to the American people" by allowing a cost of living adjustment for Social Security recipients. In fact, Reagan opposed the increase in Congress, which passed it anyway. Rep. Claude Pepper (D-Fla.), Chairman of the House Committee on Aging, said that for Reagan to claim credit for the increase "lowers the art of deception to depths not explored since the Nixon administration." (From the New York Times, July 7, 1982) Reagan gets credit for the condition of our economy, but has his administration felt the economic blow a nice size energy price increase can deliver? No, it has not. Have women obtained any more rights during the last four years and have they been treated fairly? How about minorities? This nation can ill afford the return to racism that this administration is subtly leading us into. It is indeed unfortunate that the elected official to the highest office in the world will be elected on the basis of looks, grace and poise but not on the basis of quality, competence or ability. Sincerely, Joseph N. Richard Voters urged to know issues To the Editor: With all the political literature circulating on campus, the voter registration drive and the Aspin /Jansson Congressional debate on Monday, I am sure that every newly enfranchised voter is geared up for the election on Tuesday, Nov. 6. Hoping this to be the case, I'd like to share with you my first experience voting in a Presidential election. In 1972 I went to the polls knowing which presidential candidate I was going to vote for. But as I stepped in to the voting booth and saw all the levers facing me, I realized that I was very ill prepared to vote. Many other offices were being voted on at the same time and three or four referendums also appeared on the ballot. The referendums really confused me because they were all at least a paragraph long. It seemed to take forever to vote and I did not even vote on some of the items. I was only able to honestly cast votes in about a quarter of the legislative races and referendums. After that experience I promised myself that I would never again be so ill prepared in the future. Please make sure that on Nov. 6 you are well informed and knowledgeable before heading off to the polls. As of the publication of this newspaper you only have four full days left to educate yourself on the issues, just like me. Sincerely, Franklin L. Kuczensid © *00 & Jennie Tnnkieicz Editor Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Neibanr Feature Editor Wck Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor DaveMcEvoy Photo Editor JiD Whitney Nielsen Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Mike Farrefl Advertising Manager Pat Zirkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity, Jay Crapser, Kari Dixon, Mike Froehlke, Michele Geary, Natalie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Eric Hilmoe, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Mark Leipzig, Jeff Leisgang, Mary Lojeski, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Wes McGarver, Julie Pendleton, Chris Pappe, Laureen Wawro, Kevin Zirkelbach. Ranger is written and edited by students a: UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsm-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for p ublication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER 3 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Batman looks for comeback Watch out, Bob Newhart, M*A*S*H a nd Leave It To Beaver. The caped crusaders are back. At least at Madison. The Wisconsin Student Association is mounting a petition drive, sending out media packets and planning a campus bash, all as part of a campaign to bring "Batman" reruns back to late night television. "It used to be on locally at 1 a.m.," says Avram Rosen, WSA copresident. "Students would rush back from the bars to see it." The show inspired its own version of the popular "Hi, Bob" drinking game, he says, revolving around the "Pow" and "Crash" graphics that accompanied Batman's fight sequences. Rosen's party, Ant Bridge, made Batman's return part of its campaign platform last spring and is now trying to make good on that promise. "We're nearing 1,000 names on the petitions, and we're hoping that all the publicity will have some effect," says Rosen. He admits that local television stations he has contacted so far have been "positive but cautious." One station manager told a local newspaper that the show has a limited audience. Another said the show's departure drew few protests. But the stations haven't seen all that WSA has planned. The student government plans to co-sponsor, with the Wisconsin Union, a Batman bash, to include a screening of the Batman movie and a possible personal appearance by actor Adam West. The activity is reminiscent of WSA's now infamous Pail and Shovel Party. Its leaders built a Statue of Liberty replica on Lake Mendota, covered Bascom Hill with pink flamingos and lived up to campaign promises to squander student fees on beer and parties. P&S put Madison in the national spotlight for two years, but left behind a legacy of bad credit and scrambled records. "We're not like P&S," asserts Rosen. "We're not wasting student money. And we deal with serious issues. "But we don't take ourselves too seriously," he says. "That gets you into trouble with the students. We believe in having fun, like building a campus playground, complete with a swing set, but we also believe in lobbying on issues that are important to students." Ben R. Lawton, president of the Board of Regents, apparently wishes WSA took so me things more seriously. At a recent board meeting, he criticized students for being more interested in frivolous issues, like the Batman campaign, rather than serious issues such as the nuclear arms race. Republican offended by forum To the Editor: Last week, Traci Fordham responded to my letter published on Oct. 18 that stated my concern about the biased election issues forum and the Mondale/Ferarro "push" by some of the Parkside faculty. Well, I would like to respond to her response. First of all, Miss Fordham, I am happy to announce that we have in fact formed a Republican organization at Parkside, and you may have seen our campaign booth on Oct. 24. It was a great success, and we plan to do it again before the election. In regard to my comment on faculty members voicing their Democratic views in class: How can you say it's an unfair statement when you haven't been there with me, listening to it? On the issues forum: Yes, I am offended, but what concerns me most is its effect on the undecided students who go to the supposedly unpartisan discussions to be educated on the issues, and instead come face-to-face with little more than Democratic hype. The Young Democrats and the Pre-Law Society have acted very irresponsibly in organizing these presentations. Finally, since you asked me to convince you that Reagan is clearly a better choice than Mondale, let me give you a short history lesson: In 1980, u nder the Carter/Mondale administration, prices were rising 12% per year. Now inflation is at its lowest rate in a decade with no sign of upturn. In 1980, employment was at a standstill. Now there are millions of new jobs. In 1980, interest rates were soaring, home building was collapsing and the U.S. dollar had shrunk to new lows. Now, under Reagan, real wages and production are flourishing, income tax has been cut by one fourth, interest rates are down one third and the dollar is the world's strongest currency. Shall I go on? Okay, I will! Let me quote Richard Rahn of the New York Times in regard to the deficit: "History, both in the U.S. and in other industrialized countries, demonstrates that major reductions in government deficits have only been accomplished by rapid economic growth and spending restraint. Major tax increases (Mondale's plan) lead only to economic stagnation and- increased economic misery." Now, ask yourself why you're voting for Walter Mondale. Brad Osborne Former editor supports policy To the Editor: I have been reading with great interest the recent letters stating that the Ranger should not be allowed to take a stand and that for some reason the Ranger seems to be displaying a biased point of view. To control myself from laughing in the faces of these people was indeed a great task, but I did it, and decided that it would probably be of greater value to exlain some things about the daily situations of running a newspaper, as in my own judgement, it became quite obvious to me that they were not speaking from the voices of experience, but rather from voices of inexperience and misunderstanding. Some may wish to know how I am qualified to offer some explanation for the occurences in a newspaper such as the Ranger, but I too have been a Ranger Editor, and I too have run across the same misunderstandings. Currently I hold the position of the Campus News Editor, and in regard to Keith Harmann's letter which stated "Mondale may be the better choice for president, but then again he may not be. I think that both sides of an issue should be printed, not just one side as you did in the Oct. 11 issue..." When comprehending a weekly newspaper, one must take into their own scope the coverage from week to week, that is to say, don't be clouded because one issue of the paper does not have equal coverage of relevant issues. Our scope is continuous and it's important to think in those terms. As far as not printing the relevant information received on Reagan, I could refer to our other issues of the paper which have had very equal coverage of Reagan and Bush. It's important to understand that we print releases that we get, and if we don't get them, well, it gets rather difficult to print them. If the Republicans and Democrats have things they want us to print, they should get them to us. The fact of the matter is, we have never claimed to be omniscient, and what's worse is that we aren't. I only wish we were. As far as the second page of this paper is concerned, since long before I was the editor, Page 2 was always the opinion-editorial page. I believe OPINION would have to be the key term in this case. Someone as involved as Keith should probably know that. As for not printing Keith's letter the week we received it, the decision was clearly not mine to make, but I am aware of the fact that it was the last letter received and there was one other letter not printed that week; it came in before Keith's. I do happen to know that several students do not know the information contained in those "news briefs" and people do enjoy them. As for the rest of the comments in the letters sent in from Keith Harmann and Neil Nelson, further comment on them would be my way of defending this newspaper against the lack of c orrect information those two readers posess. All in all, I am glad they have expressed concerns in regard to the newspaper. It is really wonderful to know that someone really does read the Ranger and care enough to respond to what they think they're reading. Sincerely, Pat Hensiak Former Ranger Editor NEWS BRIEFS Rebels take Kirkpatrick name Several hundred rebels to overthrow Nicaragua's Sandinista government have named themselves the Jeane Kirkpatrick Task Force, the New York Times reported. The men are members of the Nicaraguan Democratic Force, which has received millions of dollars in covert aid and words of praise from Kirkpatrick, the Times said. "The men chose the name themselves several months ago," Adolofo Calero Portocarrero, leader of the Democratic Force, was quoted as saying. "They listen to the Voice of America, and they admire Mrs. Kirkpatrick for her courage. I don't know if she knows it." The Task Force is the only guerilla unit named for a foreigner. Others take their names from Nicaraguan heroes, rebels killed inbattle or local place names, the Times said. Cornell accused of censorship The Cornell student newspaper refused to run an ad for a book that claims the Holocaust never happened and has been accused of censorship by the book's distributor, Cobra Press. The Cornell Daily Sun turned down the ad as a violation of its policy against sexist and racist advertising. The book, "The Hoax of the Twentieth Century," was written by controversial Northwestern University engineering professor Arthur Butz, and denies the existence of Nazi concentration camps. Proxmire awards Golden Fleece The Defense Department has received Sen. William Proxmire's "Golden Fleece" award for spending more than $100,000 to fly cadets and midshipmen to last year's Army-Navy football game. The Wisconsin senator noted that the Pentagon once said students attending the game would be "moved, housed and fed at no cost to the gove^iment," and that the taxpayers may end up footing a bill for more, than $1 million. The Pentagon declined to comment, according to the United Press International story. On-campus recruitment The following is the list of oncampus recruitment, listing the company, the position/major and the on-campus date. To sign up, contact the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-175. Wisconsin Extension - 4H Agent/Communication, Earth Science, Life Science, Geography, Social Sciences, Education. Nov. 8. Wisconsin Extension - Community Resource Director/Economics, Geography, MPA, MBA. Nov. 8. Time Insurance - Programmer/ MIS. Nov. 13. Walker Manufacturing - Accounting/ Accountant Programmer/ MIS. Nov. 15. Get politically involved To the Editor: As an interested student I feel I, too, should contribute to your paper with an opinion. In the Ranger edition of Oct. 25, Kari Dixon stated that "If there are 169 Reagan supporters, then there should be an organization on campus showing this support." To this I must ask why? Being a Republican, at least at heart, I don't feel the need to go around telling everyone even though I am not ashamed. I appreciate the fact that there is a Young Democrats Club on campus and I sincerely thank them for the mock elections. I have been approached by a group of students who wish to form a Young Republicans Club. Perhaps we should consider that it is better to show support for our preferred candidates at the polls rather than have students, Democrats and Republicans, running around this university trying to better each other at organization. As long as the Ranger keeps printing objective views of the 1984 Presidential race, I see no need for outspoken students trying to impose their views on others. I wish Miss Dixon good luck with her club for I believe they can accomplish much. I understand that the Young Republicans Club might still be forming. Let us hope the interest in politics and those in Washington, D.C. does not die after Nov. 6. It is important for people to get involved at least as much during the time that the laws that govern us are being formulated as in the present. Luis Valldejuli Rep. and Dem. party platforms Purpose of the Republican Party, according to their 1984 p latform: "We declare ourselves the party of hope - not for some, but for all. The Republicans' vision of America's future and the heart of the platform, begins with a basic premise: From freedom comes opportunity; from opportunity comes growth; from growth comes progress.", The Purpose of the Democratic Party, according to their 1984 p latform: "In the economy, we are committed to economic growth, prosperity and jobs. For the individual, we are committed to justice, decency and opportunity. For a nation, we are committed to peace, 4 strength and freedom.,". 4 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Expansion of Well Week shows great success here by Laur een Wawro If you f elt a little bit guilty last week as you popped open a bag of potato chips or took the elevator instead of the stairs, you had good reason to. Well Week was Oct. 22-26 at Parkside, and students were inundated by healthy hints and services, due to the work of Edith Isenberg and Student Health Services. Isenberg, Coordinator of S tudent Health Services, began using Well Day as a tool to promote health awareness for the past seven years. "In general, what we're trying to do is create an awareness of wellness and encourage faculty, staff and students to take advantage of our services," she said. This year Well Day was expanded into Well Week. Blood pressu re checks Monday evening and on Friday gave ev eryone the opportunity to not only have their blood pressure checked, but to discuss the results with trained medical personnel. These services offered during Well Week were free. On Tuesday, the Student Health Services held an open house and Thursday found some of the staff manning a video machine in Main Place showing two films on love by Dr. Leo Buscaglia. The main event of the week was Well Day on Wednesday. Seven years ago, Isenberg set out on a search for agencies to participate in Well Day. "We looked for agencies in Racine and Kenosha who could provide services and information to the students," said Isenberg. The agencies selected did just that, and many still do, since most of the original agencies were still participating this year. The services and information offered by these many agencies were almost endless. Pamphlets on everything from alcoholism to sickle cell anemia were available from the more than 30 agencies who set up booths in the Union and on the Concourse. Every booth was occupied by persons eager to give information and advice. F<* those who relate better to a computer than to nurses and doctors, the Food Service Department at Kenosha Memorial Hospital offered the chance to play a computer game on health and nutrition. The Red Cross was on hand with its CPE mannequin and persons willing to train others in this life-saving method. Diabetes, Colo-Rectal, Vision, Foot and Sickle Cell Anemia screenings were offered by registered nurses and medical technologists. Isenberg estimated that "On the average, 150 people went through a screening." Visitors could have their lung capacity, height and weight checked, and those who felt brave enough could find out their blood type through a somewhat painless procedure. Isenberg feels interest in Well Week is growing. "I'm excited about it," she said. "I think that in general, interest is growing, because of the national interest in health." Dean publishes bibliography on Greene Interpreting media reader oriented by Jill Whitney Nielsen "There is so much accumulated knowledge today it presents us with both its strengths and weaknesses," stated Florence Shipek, anthropology professor, who gave a speech on how t o interpret the media. She also stated, "Everything you read, hear and see has a bias and is intended to influence you." Shipek suggested "reading widely, objectively^ critically and analytically." This includes reading newspapers from all sides of the political spectrum. Shipek also stated words can be used to bias a viewpoint. "If you use an unpleasant word (to describe something), the thing being described will beWrite a letter to the Editor come unpleasant." Shipek also pointed out the importance of knowing how to read an article. "Know who the author is, what the purpose (of t he article) is, who it is written for, what is presented as evidence and what is quoted." Shipek stated when choosing candidates for a political office to "look at what they (the candidates) do and not just at what they say. People hear what they want to hear. Listen carefully and don't let your biases interfere with what you're hearing." Shipek added, "You must get both sides; if not, you're letting others make the decision for you." Parkside English professor James Seay Dean has published the most comprehensive bibliography ever on critical works and editions related to the English Renaissance writer Robert Greene, the first fulltime professional English author. Dean, who specializes in English Renaissance literature began work on "Robert Greene: A Reference Guide" eight years ago. The 283- page volume, published by the Boston- based G.K. Hall and Co., is a guide to scholarly criticism of Greene from 1675 to 1979 and provides an exhaustive, annotated bibliography as well as an index listing criticism according to author, title and subject. Dean's book is the definitive bibliography of works relating to Greene and is international in scope, referring to articles and books written in many languages, including French, Italian, Russian, German, Polish and Japanese. Greene, who wrote plays, romances, pamphlets and poems, was a contemporary of William Shakespeare, with whom he collaborated on some of Shakespear's early plays. Several of Greene's plays became sources for Shakespeare's plays. Greene, England's most popular author in the late 16th century, frequently wrote about the London underworld. He lived with the sister of London's most notorious criminal of the day. Greene's plays provided Shakespeare and others with models of the double-plot and of heroines who play major roles. LSAT GRE Law School Admission Graduate Record Test Review Exam Review SECTION 1: SECTION I: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday September 15-22 Sept. 29 & Oct. 6-7 SECTION II SECTION II: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday November 10-17 Nov. 17 & Dec. 1-2 9 am - 5 pm 9 am - 5 pm $115 $130.00 MU Campus MU Campus For more information, contact; ITVV Ai TU T Marquette University Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee Wl 53223 (414) 224-7465 Week at the Park Get a "fresh start" Tuesday EVENTS Thursday, Nov. 1 MOVIE: "All the President's Men" (PG) will be shown at 3:3d p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE: "The Spirit of the Beehive" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. Friday, Nov. 2 MOVIE: "All the President's Men" will be re peated at 1:30 p.m. and 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Saturday, Oct. 27 BUS TRIP: to the Lyric Opera House in Chicago. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Spirit of the Beehive" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema . All sea ts are sold. Sunday, Nov. 3 MOVIE: "Spirit of the Beehive" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film series. MOVIE: "All the President's Men" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cine ma. Tuesday, Nov. 6 WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. SHORT COURSE: "Stress Management" starts at 7 p.m in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "The Candidate" (PG) will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Vote Union Cinema. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Nov. 7 MUSIC: "Rhombus" will perform starting at 12 noon in Union Square. Admission is free. Sponsored by PA B. SLIDE LEACURE: by Ruth Duckworth of the University of Chicago at 2 p .m. in GR 101. She will talk on the evolution of her creative work. The event is free and open to the public. SHORT COURSE: "Update on Dermatology" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. "The Gender Gap" shown The Racine Chapter of the National Organization for Women will be showing the film "The Gender Gap" on Nov. 5 at 7:30 p.m. at the Racine YWCA, 740 College Ave. The program is free and open to the public. For information contact Alice Shuman, 637-8811. RANGER 5 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 PSGA passes off campus events policy Sculptor presents lecture by Jill Whitney Nielsen The PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) Senate last Thursday approved a revised off-campus policy stating that although student organizations and clubs are expected to use University facilities when sponsoring an event, this requirement can be waived in certain circumstances. One of the revisions of the policy states that all waiver requests are to be reviewed by the Chair of SOC, the Chair of the Student Services Committee in PSGA and the Coor- Bayuzick art wins award Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick has won a juror's award in the 1984 Hoyt National Painting and Drawing Show at the Hoyt Institute of Fine Arts in New Castle, Pa. The award was given to Bayuzick for his recent airbrush painting titled "Resurrection of JoJo," and was selected by judge Dr. Louis Zona, director of the Butler Institute of American Art in Youngstown, Ohio. About 40 works were chosen for awards from more than 400 entries from around the nation. Bayuzick, whose surrealist, dream-inspired paintings have won a number of awards in national juried exhibitions, also currently is showing his work at the 46th Arrowhead Biennial Juried Exhibition at the Duluth Art Institute in Minnesota, and recently exhibited in the Wisconsin Art Education Association Members' Juried Exhibit at the UW-Milwaukee Art Galleries. Bayuzick also recently published an article title "From Dream-Motif dinator of Student Activities. Another revision is the requirement that an advisor be present at an event may be waived under "appropriate circumstances." This policy took effect Oct. 25. The 1985-86 PSGA budget of $13,132 was also approved by the Senate. The budget increases are due to an increase in the phone bill and an increase in the travel budget. The travel budget was increased to accommodate trips to monthly United Council meetings at various campuses. to Painted Phantasmagoria," which appeared in the publication Dreamworks and described his artistic approach. The article included pictures illustrating the development of several of Bayuzick's recent paintings. Bayuzick earned a master of fine arts degree from the Ohio University School of Art and joined Parkside in 1977. Baugrud writes for state Parkside Extension professor Kim Baugrud has co-written a handbook on supervising the mentally retarded criminal offender for state probation and parole agents. Baugrud and Samuel Stellman, professor at UW-Extension's Criminial Justice Institute in Milwaukee, received a $1,300 grant from the Wisconsin State Council of the Knights of Columbus to write the handbook, which is expected to be used by personnel in Wisconsin's 72 counties. The Knights of Columbus grant is the 15th to Baugrud in the past eleven years, totalling more than $30,000 to fund programs in the area of law enforcement and mental retardation. The handbook details methods of identifying and assisting mentally retarded persons caught up in the criminal justice system. It includes chapters on characteristics and causes of mental retardation, services available to the mentally retarded offender, common offenses and guidelines for counseling. Internationally known artist Ruth Duckworth will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Nov. 7, to speak about her development as a ceramic sculptor. She will present a free public slide lecture on the evolution of her creative work at 2 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 101 and later she will meet with art students for critiques and discussions. Duckworth's appearance at Parkside is being organized by the university's art discipline and funded by the Exxon Corp. Duckworth's creative work in clay encompasses a wide spectrum of expressive organic forms, ranging from intimately scaled vessels to massive sculptures and roomsized relief murals. Her main inspiration is nature, and her art transforms phenomena such as underwater or plant life, weather patterns and the human form into sensuously abstracted motifs. She also works in a variety of techniques, including high-fired porcelain, raku and stoneware processes. Currently Duckworth is affiliated with the Exhibit A Gallery in Chicago, where she has had three solo shows. She has also shown her work internationally, including solo shows in London, Washington, Tokyo, Hamburg, New York and Rotterdam and has participated in numerous group exhibits elsewhere around the world. Over the years Duckworth has also completed many major commissions, including a 400 square foot stoneware mural for the Hinds Laboratory at the University of Chicago titled "Earth, Water and Sky," and a 240 square foot mural for the Dresdner Bank at the Chicago Board of Trade Building. Her work is also in the public collection of museums throughout the world, including the Art Institute of Chicago, National Museum of Kyoto, the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., the Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam and Windsor Castle. Duckworth was born in Hamburg, Germany in 1919 and received most of her art education in England, attending the Liverpool School of Art, the Hammersmith School of Art and the Central School of Arts and Crafts. It was in London that she discovered clay to be the ideal medium for her expressive ideas, and her influence on the traditions of pottery in England during the 1950's was immediate and dramatic. In 1964 Duckworth came to the fHm '• United States to teach at the University of Chicago as a visiting artist, and she remained in that position until 1977. Since then she has given numerous workshops and seminars throughout the country. She also taught at the Central School of Arts and Crafts in London before coming to the States. In 1982 she received an honorary doctorate from DePaul University for her contributions to the arts. Economic recovery still possible by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor "Whoever is in the White House for the next four years, economically the outlook is good. Inflation should stay down, interest rates should stay down and economic growth should be at about 3-4 percent," stated Bill Rieber, assistant professor of Economics, at the recent Issues Forum titled "Deficit and Substantiability of the Economic Recovery." Reiber pointed out three of the major effects of the budget deficit: it will increase interest rates, it will reduce investment in plant and equipment and the demand for housing, and it will raise the value of the dollar. Rieber explained, "Every industrialized country has a deficit. The budget deficit will raise interest rates, which can reduce investment in plant and equipment and the demand for housing. Deficits actually show that there is an excess of government spending over receipts. "In terms of foreign market, the value of the dollar dies raise, and in ways this is a reflection of our strength. It's beginning to show a healthy recovery," said Rieber. There are methods of reducing the budget which could come through economic growth, reducing government spending or raising taxes. "It doesn't look like economic growth will be substantial enough for reduction," said Rieber. "Mondale's plan to raise the taxes and reducing government spending doesn't seem to be happening." On the issue of poverty, Rieber said, "There is an unequal distribution of wealth, income distribution has become more unequal over the past four years instead of more equal. Rieber also explained the indexation of the tax system which will go into effect in 1985. "An example would be, if your gross income was $20,000 and the tax rate was 20 percent, the taxes paid would be $4000. That would leave a disposable income of $16,000. If you assume that prices rise by 50 percent and gross income rises by 50 percent, without indexation of the tax system, a $30,- 000 gross income would be taxed 25 percent and have a disposable income of $22,500. With indexation of the tax system, that same $30,000 would be taxed 20 percent and have a disposable income of $24,000. This doesn't benefit the higher income individuals." Grant awarded to library project The Urban Corridor Consortiumgroup of University of Wisconsin ampuses in the eastern part of the tate-has awarded an $8,000 grant 5r a cooperative library acquisiions project that will focus on rban ethnic studies material, be atalogued at Parkside and be shard among campuses through existlg inter-library loan services. Campuses in the Consortium are arkside, UW-Milwaukee, UW-Oshkosh and UW-Green Bay. The project seeks to broaden the base of urban research resources by acquiring print and non-print material in urban ethnic studies with an emphasis on medium-sized cities, said Nicholas C. Burckel, associate director of Parkside's Wyllie Library- Learning Center. Burckel said Parkside has compiled a list of nearly 100 Consortium faculty, librarians and administrators whose teaching or research interests lie in urban ethnic studies. "UW-Parkside is a particularly appropriate institution to undertake this project because it directly serves two medium-sized cities-Kenosha and Racine-with significant ethnic minority populations," Burckel said. "UW-Parkside's faculty in the social and behavioral sciences both teach and research in these areas." Bottle of Redken or RK Shampoo with every Shampoo, Cut, & Style at 3519 52nd Street Kenosha, Wl Phone 654-6154 •••SPECIAL OFFER*** FREE TANNING SESSION In our new suntanning beds Call for appointment Bring In This Ad Offer Expires 12/10/84 6 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 With six you get eggroll PAC hosts IABC speaker by Natalie P. Haberman Every once in a while you stumble across a restaurant that seems to have it all. The Chartroom, located at 209 Dodge Street in Racine appeared to be one of tho se places. The Chartroom is a cozy, softly lit bar and restaurant that sports nautical overtones. It is a perfect place to relax, have a few drinks (the prices are reasonable) and enjoy quiet conversation. The view of the moon reflecting off Root River completes the scenario. Unfortunately, we ordered dinner. Considering the effect of the setting, the menu was a disappointment. It featured appetizers, grilled sandwiches and a limited selection of full dinners, including shrimp and chicken. The Chartroom Special is a hamburger topped with slices of bratwurst and melted cheese. (Sound good? I didn't think so either.) In all honesty, I have no one but myself to blame when I let my hunger override my instinct to avoid a place that has chicken listed under the "From the Deep" section of the menu. Feeling adventurous, I ordered a cup of chili and a chicken filet sandwich with Bar-B-Que sauce on the side. The chili was chunky, hot and bland, but tasted better when I added ketchup to its watery contents. At $1.50, it was no bargain. The chicken filet sandwich ($1.50) had very little chicken or flavor and was served on a cold, untoasted bun. My friend's medium-rare cheeseburger ($1.85) a rrived burned and the grilled onions were prepared in the deep fryer instead of a grill-top stove. This produces greasy strands of soft, brown onions. The baskets of fries and cheese curds ($1.00 each) were average at best. The check total came to $11.92 and included two rounds of drinks and one large soft drink. Had the food been of superior quality, we would have considered the money well spent. Owned and operated by the Pugh Retail price referendum examined A group, entitled "Citizens to Repeal Unnecessary Regulation" has been formed to promote a "No" vote in the City of Kenosha November 6 Referendum regarding the question to keep the mandatory unit price marking ordinance. The referendum question reads as follows: "Shall the City of Kenosha keep the retail price display ordinance which requires that individual packages of every consumer commodity offered for retail sale bear the price of such commodity in prominently displayed, easily readable Arabic numerals?" Frank D. Husk, 5207 39th Street, Kenosha, was elected Chairman, and Louis J. Micheln, 3200 14th Place, Kenosha, was elected Treasurer. The committee is promoting a "No" vote for the following reasons: • 1. The Kenosha Shoppers will save money with the new modern types of stores which will be esta- CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 In music, high 4 Beg 9 Ventilate 12 Hawaiian wreath 13 Wash lightly 14 Female deer 15 Numbers game 17 Precious stone 19 Kind of bean 21 Fermented drink 22 Forecast 25 Surgical thread 29 A state: abbr. 30 Bar legally 32 Story 33 Choose 35 Uncanny 37 Girl's name 38 Act 40 Waltz 42 Teutonic deity 43 Gastropod moliusk 45 Assistants 47 A wing 49 Go by water 50 Church dignitary 54 Sacred images 57 Lubricate 58 Engine 60 Republican party: init. 61 Scottish cap 62 Collect 63 Period of time DOWN 1 Everyone 2 Baseball's Durocher 3 Name 4 Pledge 5 Chinese distance measure 6 Goal 7 A continent 8 Transactions 9 Fuss 10 Electrified particle 11 Communist 16 Rise and fall of o cean 18 Encounter 20 Performed 22 Urges on 23 Mature 24 The Pentateuch 26 Chinese pagoda 27 More ancient 28 Approaches 31 Evergreen trees 34 Beverage 36 Baker's products 39 Face of watch 41 Heroic event 44 South American animal 46 Encomium 48 Tiny particle 50 Vessel 51 Inlet 52 Shade tree 53 Greek letter 55 Conjunction 56 Health resort 59 Bone Puzzler answers on Page h blished in the City. Currently, Kenosha shoppers spend over $100 million annually out of town to patronize these types of st ores. • 2. Kenosha shoppers will have an increased CHOICE of types of stores to patronize. • 3. Faster checkout. • 4. Fewer errors in price ringups. • 5. Improved customer service. • 6. A more detailed sales receipt, can provide customers with itemized records of brand names, type of products, SAVINGS from coupons, use of food stamps, and bottle returns, in addition to the information now available. • 7. Most stores will continue pricing as they have done in the past. Stores using the new scannertype check-out systems will clearly display prices for the convenience of Kenosha shoppers. • 8. New jobs will be created as new retail operations will be attracted to Kenosha. These new stores will also add to the property tax base of Kenosha. • 9. More jobs will be added to expansion of some existing business. These expansions will add property tax values to the City of Kenosha. • 10. Shoppers will be able to make more of their purchases in Kenosha. Consumers will save time and travel costs now being spent to shop at stores in adjacent Counties. • ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION + • & TYPING • • • Letters - Resumes • • Term Papers • t Student Rates f • PHONE 637-3600 • 6 Jacqueline Anderson 6 • 1441 Park Avenue • • Racine, Wisconsin 4 There is an organization that can benefit business and communication majors. The International Association of Business Communicators offers many programs and activities for students and professionals. IABC has i nternational and local chapters. Members of the organization attend monthly dinner meetings with speakers on communication topics, participate in annual workshops and seminars, enter state-wide award competitions, re- Mondale campaign seeks help outside ceive a monthly newsletter, interact with professionals with similar career goals and utilize a local jobplacement service. Terry Manion, a member of IABC, will visit the campus to discuss IABC and the benefits of the organization for business and communication students. Manion will meet with students on Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 105. T he meeting is sponsored by the Parkside Association of Communicators. family, The Chartroom has a great location (docking space for boaters is a major draw), friendly employees and an atmosphere unlike any place else in Racine. But when it comes down to the main attraction, The Chartroom is a flop..hook, line and sinker. The Mondale/Ferraro campaign organizers in Racine need help distributing literature and phoning districts. On Saturday, Nov. 3 and Sunday, Nov. 4 there will be a literature drop and volunteers are needed. People interested in helping the campaign can pick up literature and a route at the campaign headquarters, 207 6th Street, Racine, or at UAW Local 180, 3323 Kearney Ave., Racine. People are also needed to call residents in certain districts and urge them to vote. Ten phones will need to be manned by volunteers. For more information about how to help the campaign, contact Jennifer Meisner, 633-9803 o r Ted Masters, 631-5987. Club Events Dart Team On Saturday, Nov. 3, the UWPDT will host the Whitewater Dart Team in a Tournament at Parkside. This will be the first time another school's team had the nerve to actually play Parkside at home. The Dart Team welcomes all students to attend the tournament, starting at 4:30 p.m. in the Rec Center. There will be a social gathering after the decimation of the upstart scum from Whitewater. If you wish to defend the honor of the glorious UWPDT, there will be Dart Team Qualification Tournament Friday at 2 p.m. in the Rec Center. The team needs two more Cricket players and one more 301 player. Join the few, the proud, the Dart Team. Psychology Club The Psychology Club Speaker Series, "Career Options in Psychology" presents Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. He will discuss t he application of his Ph.D. in Counseling and Guidance in his present work. It will be held in Moln. 107 at 1 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 5. International Student Organization ISO will b e hold a general meeting on Monday, Nov. 5 at 1 p.m. in Union 202. All members and non members welcome. Parkside Association of Communicators PAC is sponsoring a tour of Channel 6 Television station in Milwaukee on Monday, Nov. 5. We will congrgate in front of the library at 3:30 where maps and transportation will be provided. The tour is free and promises to be an interesting and entertaining educational experience for all who wish t o attend. A speaker from the International Association of Business Communicators will be on Campus Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 1 p.m. Terry Manion will discuss the benefits of IABC membership and the advantages of the organization to both students and working professionals. All communication and business majors, minors and interested and uninterested others are encouraged to attend. Geology Friday, Nov. 16, Dr. William Mode, assistant professor of Geology at Oshkosh, will present a colloquium entitled "Late quarternary environments of Baffin Island, Canada." Dr. Mode will discuss the paleo-climatic conditions of the northern Arctic based on studies of glacial deposits and analysis of fossil pollen assemblages (palynology). On Fr iday, Nov. 30, Dr. Peter A. Nielsen, assistant Professor of Geology, will present a colloquium on "Core Processes and Loithosphere Evolution." The colloquium discusses a model that may account for the driving forces of plate techtonics for the past two billion years and for the formation of the continental crust as far back in time as 3.8 billion y ears, the age of the oldest preserved crust. All colloquia are held in GR 113 at 1 p.m. Everyone is welcome to attend. The Geology club is also sponsoring the annual Fall semester Rock, Gem and Mineral show, from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Wednesday-Friday Nov. 7-9. Donations from the exhibitors to the Geology Club are used to help offset expenses related to the club's annual field trips. Past trips have included 10 day to 3 week trips to examine first-hand the geology of the Adirondack region, the Smokey Mountains and Blue Ridge Province, the Black Hills and the Colorado Plateaus. This year the show will have 10 exhibitors offering jewelery, clocks, wind chimes and many other items fashioned from rocks and minerals. It provides an excellent opportunity to get some early Christmas shopping done and offers unique products to the Racine and Kenosha area. RANGER 7 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 "The Color Purple" Walker displays genius as novelist; poet by Joan Mattox Alice Walker: poet, novelist, literary genius. She proved it last year with "The Color Purple." Its strong literary contributions won her the 1983 Pulit zer Prize for fiction. The first black woman to win this award, she is becoming more familiar to the readers of America as well as those of o ther countries. "The Color Purple" centers around Georgia and Africa. The principal voice is that of Celie, who has been raped by a man presumed to be her father, robbed of her two children and married to a man she has no love for. Her sister, Nettie, runs away so she won't suffer the same fate that her sister did. Nettie is befriended by missionaries, a man and wife who had unwittingly adopted Ceilie's children. Separated for thirty years, the two sisters live in ignorance of e ach other's circumstances because Celie's husband refuses to give Celie the letters that Nettie writes. Celie's own sense of shame concerning her past is so great that the only comfort she receives is when she writes to God. But life for Celie begins to change for the better when her husband's lover, Shug Avery, comes to live with them. Honest, poignant, funny, sad - and it breaks new ground in fiction with the portrayal of the bonding of women. Walker once said that family relationships are sacred. Much of h er work portrays the spiritual and physical devastation that occurs when family trust is violated. One example of this is her short story "The Child Who Favored Daughter." It is the story of a black father and his reactions to his daughter's love for a married white man. The father saw, in his childhood, his sister acting the same way that his daughter is now. "When he was a boy he had a sister called 'Daughter.' She was like honey, tawny, wild and sweet ... nor did she care for the love that came to her too easily. When he begged her not to go out, to stay with him, she laughed at him and went her way, sleeping here, sleeping there ... wherever she was needed, she would say, and would laugh." Since his daughter is in love with a white man, as was his sister, he automatically assumes her a slut. "A slight, pretty flower that grows on any ground; and flowers pledge no allegiance to banners of any man." Walker states that she can relate to this situation because it happened to her. She fell in love with a white man, was engaged to him, but her father couldn't understand it. She wrote this story to better understand the depth of her father's antagonism. Another story from the "In Love and In Trouble" collection is "To Hell with Dying." This is Walker's first published work. It is also her most autobiographical piece. She wrote it while attending Sarah Lawrence College. The story takes place in her home town of Eatonton, Georgia. An old man named Mr. Sweet lived on a nearby farm. He always claimed he was going to die, so all the children in Walker's family would rush over to him to smother him with kisses and claim their love for him. "And whoever was the smallest at the time would kiss him all over his wrinkled, brown face and begin to tickle him so that he would laugh all down in his stomach." Mr. Sweet would quickly recover. Years later, when he died, Walker was away at school and didn't have the money to come to his funeral. Her gift to him was this story. Some of Walker's stories were derived from her mother's old folk stories. Walker's mother told her how poor people in the "olden days" had to make up home remedies for the sick people. "She used to crack me up with the story about my brother who stuttered and they couldn't figure out what to do about it. So finally someone told her to hit him in the mouth with a cow's melt. It's something raw and wet and bloody, and you get a grip on it and just hit the stutterer in the mouth with it. That would make anyone stop stuttering or stop talking altogether. But anyway she did it; she hit him in the mouth with the cow's melt and he stopped stuttering. She also told the family about how she would make tea out of the horse's hoof when one of them fell ill." When Walker was living in Mississippi, s he wrote most of these stories, one being "Strong Horse Tea." The "Third Life of Grange Copeland" centers around the life of a young black girl named Ruth and her grandfather named Grange. The word that best describes this book is realism. When I read the book, I could actually visualize everything Walker describes: the trees, the hills and sky - and feel the pain and the struggle of the family. These sensations are not something every writer can put down on paper, but Walker definitely has this gift. One book that I have not yet read is "Meridian." Critics say that this is also a book with a feeling. Some critics say it's her best, while some claim that the book is no thing more than a collection of scrambled, unconstructive thoughts. Its plot centers around the life of a civil rights worker. Walker is also a genius when it comes to poetry. One book of poetry is called "Revolutionary Petunias and Other Poems." When I read "Revolutionary Petunias," I had to read it over several times because the meaning is subtle. The poem is about a woman named Sammy Lou who kills the white man who murdered her husband. She goes to the electric chair at the end, but obviously fee ls no regret. On her way to the electric chair, she tells her children, "Don't y'll forgit to water my purple petunias," a statement that shows she feels life for others will go on even though hers will terminate in a matter of minutes. Another poem, titled "For My Sister Molly Who In the Fifties" is about Walker's sister, who she felt deserted the rest of th e family. Her sister went away to college and when she came home she would always correct the family's grammar or scowl at their choice of dress or food. Then one day she left. Walker understands now it was the best thing for her sister to do, because sometimes members of a family grow so far apart that it is best to go their own separate ways instead of staying together and hurting each other. When she wrote that poem, she didn't feel that way. She was deeply hurt and resentful. This month a new collection of Walker's poetry will appear on the market, called "Horses Make a Landscape More Beautiful." This brilliant author is definitely a voice of o ur time. Ed. Note: A motion picture based on "The Color Purple" is presently in production. THE PARKSIDE UNION ANNOUNCES SEMESTER BREAK IN... PUIS 10% TAX St SERVICE Includes: Round trip jet airfare, oceanfront first class hotel, ground transfers, gratuities, group escort, etc. FOR INFORMATION, CONTACT UNION RM. 209 OR CALL 553-2294 Editorial Vote Mondale Continued from Page 2 Mondale is pro-choice on the abortion issue and is against an amendment allowing organized prayer in public schools. He is against the secret war in Nicaragua and has vowed to end it in his first 100 days in office. Mondale supports a mutually verifiable nuclear freeze and supports a moratorium on the testing of anti-satellite weapons, provided the Soviets remain loyal to their moratorium. He also proposes a military budget increase of three to four percent as opposed to Reagan's seven percent increase. The facts are painfully clear. The programs of t he Reagan administration have only helped those in this country who need help the least -. .the wealthy. Reagan ran four years ago on the policy that government should get off the backs of the people yet he wants the government to interfere in the public's most private issues, like abortion and prayer. And his administration is isolated, unrealistic and imperialistic in its foreign policy. Money is being wasted to support a plan of action that is drawing us closer to the time when a nuclear war is a possible consequence. The choice is very clear. If you want a country that ignores the poor and chooses to dump billions of d ollars into defense, consistantly forgetting that we share this globe, then vote for Ronald Reagan. If vou want a country that helps the poor, unemployed, struggling students women and children, realizes we must communicate with the Soviets, and believes in the rights of the individual in personal and governmental matters, then vote for Walter Mondale. Vote on Tuesday, Nov. 6. 8 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Reasan/Bush/Mondale/Ferraro A look at the issues and their stands The impending Presidential election will take place next Tuesday. Because both parties have been registering new voters at a rapid pace, the act of voting has become even more important. Because the ballots cast possess so much importance, the Ranger has compiled a summary of the candidates and the issues from the Congressional Quarterly and the New York Times to give readers a clear, factual presentation of the issues, without rhetoric or emotion. It is hoped that a better-informed electorate will make the political process function more effectively. pline - one that would not penalize those dependent on the government for help - and it's high time that this be done," he said at the Economic Club in October. Ronald Reagan favors a constitutional amendment that prohibits legal abortions except when the life of the mother is in danger. "I believe that no challenge is more important to the character of America than restoring the right to life to all human beings. Without that right, no other rights have meaning," he said in a speech to the National Religious Broadcasters on Jan. 30. Reagan favors a constitutional amendment in favor of organized prayer in the public schools. "The Ronald Reagan, Republican presidential incumbent Ronald Reagan, the 40th U.S. president, was born in Tampico, HI. in 1911. He was the governor of California from 1966-1974. He was elected to the presidency on Nov. 4, 1980. Reagan maintains that he will not raise taxes. "Raising taxes will not encourage people...to work harder and be productive; raising taxes will not stimulate investment; raising taxes will not give business the incentive to innovate and make their companies more competitive," he said at a rally on Oct. 2 in Corpus Christi, Texas. Reagan supports a constitutional amendment requiring a mandatory balanced budget. "Democrats in the house killed the balanced budget amendment in 1982 and their leadership still resists allowing a vote on that amendment. Now, I recognize that idea wouldn't be a cure-all. It wouldn't even go into effect right away. But I believe it would force the leadership of the congress to work with the president on a long term budget of real discitruth is, politics and religion are inseparable. And, as morality's foundation, religion and politics are necessarily related. We need religion as a guide," he said on Aug. 22 at a prayer meeting in Dallas. Reagan believes that the main threat to peace and the American value system is the Soviet Union. As he has stated in countless speeches, Reagan's essential ideas in 1980 and 1984 are that "the Soviet Union is the chief source of trouble in the world, and that the U.S. has to strengthen itself diplomatically and militarily to counter the Soviet threat," quotes the Sept. 1, 1984 issue of the Congressional Quarterly. Reagan has proposed an annual 10 percent budget increase for the Pentagon. He supports the Stealth bomber and the Trident submarine, the M-X missile and the B-l bomber. Reagan has proposed the development of space-based anti-missile missiles ("Star Wars"). He has not made any serious departures from the basic elements of the post- WWII foreign policy. "He has embraced foreign aid and maintained the U.S. presence in the United Nations, the World Bank and other international bodies. He has held negotiations, reluctantly, with Cuba, Nicaragua and the Soviet Union," said the Sept. 1, 1984 Congressional Quarterly. The president has announced a program of $630 million in loans to farmers, and is offering them a chance to write off some interest owed the government. Reagan claims that his environmental policy, one of less regulation, is one of the "best kept secrets in Washington. In many big cities, the number of d ays on which pollution alerts are declared has gone down. And, if you live near a • river, you may have noticed that the signs have been coming down that used to warn people not to fish or swim," he said in a radio address on July 14. Reagan also maintains that his budget, which originally attempted to cut funding to Social Security, Medicare, indignant pregnant women and undergraduates requesting financial aid, is fair. "All of the programs for the needy that are means-tested programs, they were $47 billion in cost when we came here. They're around $64 billion... we are aiding more people and spending more money on these programs than has ever been spent in history. So, there's no basis for this demagoguery that somehow we have punished...the needy." Walter Mondale Democratic presidential challenger Walter F. Mondale was born in 1928 a t Ceylon, Minn. He was appointed on Dec. 30, 1964 to fill the seat of Senator Hubert Humphrey, who was elected vice-president. He was elected to a full senate term in 1966 and re-elected in 1972. He was elected the 42nd vice-president on Nov. 4, 1976. Mondale declared that he will raise taxes, but that he will do it according to income, with those who make the most income paying the most taxes. "Here is the truth about our future; we are living on borrowed money and borrowed time. Those deficits hike interest rates, clobber exports, stunt investments, kill jobs, undermind growth, cheat our kids and shrink our future," he said in his nomination acceptance speech of July 19. Mondale does not support a constitutional amendment requiring a balanced budget. He is against a constitutional amendment prohibiting legal abortions. "This is one of the roughest questions of American life, and it's a question I've prayed about for a long time. I cannot bring myself to support the so-called amendment that seems to be the test," he said in Tupelo, Miss, on Sept. 13. Mondale is against a constitutional amendment that allows organized prayer in public schools. "I believe in an America that honors what Thomas Jefferson first called 'the wall of separation between Church and State.' That freedom has made our faith unadulterated and intimidated. Today the religion clauses of the First Amendment do not need to be fixed; they need to be followed," he said at the convention on Sept. 6. Mondale has limited experience in foreign affairs. Initially, he was in favor of the Vietnam War. "Foreign policy has never been Mondale's strong suit. During his eleven years in the senate, Mondale did not develop a reputation as a specialist in international matters; he concentrated on domestic issues," said the Sept. 1,1984 Congressional Weekly. Mondale has proposed a 3 or 4 percent increase in military spending. He supports the Stealth bomber and the Trident submarine, but opposes the MX missile and the B-l bomber. Mondale has proposed a moratorium on the testing of anti-satellite weapons, contingent on Moscow's continuation of its previously announced moratorium on tests. He has promised to help farmers by halting farm foreclosures and stretching loan payments. He has stated that he will be tougher on those who pollute. "I will end the lawlessness that's destroying our environment. I will take polluters to court, not to lunch," he said in front of the Sierra Club on Sept. 19. Mondale has proposed adding $22 billion in social programs. "My budget is fair. A budget is an x-ray of our values. It says what kind of people we are. My budget is fair to the most vulnerable people in our society, who bore the brunt of Mr. Reagan's budget cuts. And it is fair to average-income families who got no relief from Mr. Reagan's tax cuts," he said on Sept. 10. George Bush Republican vice-presidential incumbent George Bush was born in Milton, Mass. in June 1924. He was elected the House from 1966 to 1970. He was the U.S. Ambassador to the U.N from 1970 t o 1976 a nd Director of the CIA in 1976 and 1977. He was elected 43rd vice president in November, 1980. Bush does not believe in a tax increase to reduce the deficit. He supports a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. He also favors a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortions except when the mother's life is in danger. He supports a constitutional amendment to allow organized prayer in the public schools. He is in favor of the MX missile and the B-l bomber. He favors an increase in defense spending and a reduction in social spending. He supports military aid to Central America and Nicaraguan rebels. He is in favor of the development of space-based anti-missile defenses. Bush supports Reagan's foreign policy. "Because our president has stood firm in the defense of my freedom, America has gained respect throughout the world," he said in the Sept. 7, 1984 C ongressional Quarterly. Geraldine Ferraro Democratic vice-presidential challenger Geraldine Ferraro was born in 1935 in Newbury, N.Y. She was elected to the house in 1970 and was re-elected in 1980 and 1982. She is currently serving on the House Committee on Budget, Public Works and Transportation and the Select Committee on Aging. Geraldine Ferraro supports a tax increase to reduce the deficit. She does not support a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. She is personally against abortion, but does not support a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion. She also does not favor a constitutional amendment allowing organized prayer in public schools. Geraldine Ferraro is against the M-X Missile and the B-l bomber. She believes that defense spending should be reduced and social spending increased. She supports barring tests of the anti-satellite missile unless the Soviets test first.. She is against economic aid to Central America and funding for Nicaraguan rebels. Geraldine Ferraro does not support Reagan's foreign policy. "When she talks about Reagan's foreign policy, she often couches her thoughts in personal terms, telling how as a mother she had felt 'heartsick' after the bombing deaths of Marines in Beirut last fall," said the July 14, 1984 Congressonal Quarterly. RANGER Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Political communication vital The reason people choose to vote as they do is really a matter of perception on their own part. David Habbel, assistant Professor of Communication, currently teaches a course titled, "Political Communication," which discusses the implications involved in the upcoming election. Habbel said, "Each side has its ideologies and there are differences between the candidates and the supporters seem to be set up as a collective of independent collectives. They seem to place a value in the collective, like unions and that sort of thing. Republicans on the other hand are a collection of ind ependents; the whole group seems to be made up of more independent kinds of people. Both of these factors enter into how they communicate." Habbel explained the Democrats seemed to be leaning toward more complex arguments and there are specific reasons for that. Looking at the election just in terms of the State of the Union and Soviet relations, there are obvious differences as to how the candidates communicate about these issues. "There are two rather favorable conditions for Reagan. First, people perceive the economic conditions positively and the other is that people seem to like Reagan as a person. These things allow Reagan to reassure the public that things are all right. Mondale, however, is really agitating the American public. He's raising questions and concerns about all of the implications down the road, and that tends to make the arguments Mondale uses more complex. Mondale isn't really telling the public what they want to hear. Instead, he's telling them to take responsibility for our part in the arms race and our actions in regards to the U.S. is a ctually contributing to the unstable situation in Central America. He's pointing out an implicit blame and guilt that the American people have to accept. People don't seem to want to understand the complexity of that," said Habbel. When asked what people are basing t heir decisions on to vote for a particular candidate, Habbel stated, "It's important to remember that just because most people think something, it doesn't make something right. Democracy is not always right either, it elected Hitler. It's equally important that people have goood reasons for making their decisions in a particular way. When they ba se it on looks or popularity, what does that say about their potential decision making or the decision making structure in our country?" More women to try politics 1984 was t he first year in American hi story that a woman has been nominated to run for office on a major party ticket. This has raised many issues on the role of women in politics today and in the future and what the effect of a woman on the ticket has had. Sue Strickler, Political Science professor and the advisor of the Young Democrats Club stated, "According to some polls, having a woman on t he ticket hasn't helped. However I think this will serve as a catalyst...for women to enter politics. Women will be viewed as viable candidates." Strickler added "If Mondale and Ferraro lose, it could be detrimental, because some of the blame could be put on having a woman on the ticket." During a recent open forum, Chancellor Alan Guskin coma pared the issue of a women running for office with the issue of a Catholic running for office when Kennedy ran in 1960. "I think those of us who were alive when Kennedy ran for office remember the biggest issue was the fact that (he) was Catholic and could a Catholic be President of the United States....That was a big issue and he won. It's not an issue anymore that Ferraro's Catholic. That's a non-issue, although there's much more discrimination against women than there was against Catholics. Nevertheless, the fact that she ran, the fact that she's standing up there with Bush, that her name is on the ticket makes it much easier the second time around. In 1972 whe n Shirley Chisholm ran for office it wasn't a serious thing because it wasn't a major party. But this is a major party and there's a real difference in the country since 1972.1 think that having a woman on the ticket will make a significant difference in the future. I think you're going to see ... the whole population and women in particular react differently. Women are going to say 'Iif she did it, why can't I do it?' It's like the four minute mile. We create these artificial barriers. All of a sudden someone breaks through and we say: 'Hey, we can do that!' I think that's going to happen. More and more women are going to run for office. I think that time is going to come in the next four years. I think it was a great symbolic breakthrough. I think most women reacted strongly to a woman being nominated. I was pleasantly suprised and I think that feeling around the country multiplied over and over is going to change the nature of politics and that you're going to see a change for the better." Florence Shipek, Anthropology professor and the advisor of the Young Republicans club disagreed that a woman running for office would make much difference to the future of politics. Shipek stated, "Women have been moving forward since the thirties until, the fifties set them back." Alice S human, attorney with Albert, Jude and VanRemmen, agreed that it wouldn't change future politics. Republican group grows on campus Political experts have called it a reflection of t he country's conservative mood, or a reaction to a tighter economy. 'It" is the increase in conservatism on college campuses over the last several years, which has manifested itself during the 1984 campaign as a sharp increase in the number of college-age Republicans. The Young Republican Party has about 125,000 members nationwide, and the number is growing. The increase in numbers is perhaps most striking at Madison. While traditional liberal student leaders at Madison have been sculpting the Statue of Liberty on Lake Mendota or covering Bascom Hill with pink flamingos, Young Republicans have been busy recruiting. Two years ago, the Young Republicans had ten members. That number has grown to 120 members and 300 names, making them the largest organization at Madison. At Parkside the story is similar. The recently formed Young Republicans have ten members. "But we have not had a membership drive," says Gina G. Sheppard-Wolthausen, who formed the group several weeks ago. The group set up a booth in Molinaro Concourse last week. Sheppard-Wolthausen said the group gave away 500 Reaga n-Bush bumper stickers and pins in an hour and a half. She said she was surprised by the number of students who wanted pins to wear. Interest among professors was also strong. "I couldn't believe the faculty coming out of the closet," she said. Sheppaard-Wolthausen considers herself a political independent, however. She says she formed the group to get another point of view on campus. She does not uncritically accept the conservative view of things, she says, any more than she accepts the liberal view. "My education as an undergraduate is that 90 percent of the facts are based on somebody's opinion," she said. Ron Weller, a senior majoring in mechanical engineering, said the Republicans "appear greedy only because they have performed better in achieving their goals." He said the Republicans work on more crucial issues like national defense and foreign policy. "Most of the issues that the Democratic Party continues to introduce into their campaign are problems that could be solved more efficiently at the state and local level," Weller said. He said that while the Democratic Party is unable to run the country effectively, the Republicans have shown great political finesse by nominating an actor for president. "He was hired by the Republican Party to be a great leader," said Weller. "Reagan has done his job so well h e will be elected again." Racine/Kenosha sample ballot Presidential Ballot (Democratic) Walter F. Mondale Geraldine A. F erraro (Republican) Ronald Reagan George Bush (Libertarian) David B ergland Jim Lewis (Constitution) Bob Richards Maureen Salaman (Workers World P arty) Larry Holmes Gloria LaRiva (Independent) Lyndon M. LaRouche, Jr. Billy M. Davis (Wisconsin I ndependent Alliance) Dennis L. Serrette Nancy Ross (Citizens Party) Sonia Joh nson Richard J. Walton (Socialist Workers Party) Melvin T. Mason Matilde Zimmermann (Communist Party, U.S.A.) Gus Hall Angela T. Davis First Congressional District (Racine, Kenosha, Walworth, Rock and part of Green counties) Les Aspin (D ) Pete Jansson (R) 22nd State Senate District Joseph Andrea ( D) John N. Allen (R) Charles A. Olson (Const.) Racine Ballot 28th Senate District Lynn Adelman (D) Raymond J. Gray (R) 66th Assembly District Peter O. Selander (D) Cloyd A. Porter (R) 61st Assembly Scott Fergus (D) Donald Walsh (R) 63rd Assembly Ronald A. Sell (D) E. James Ladwig (R) 83rd Assembly Raymond J. Moyer (D) David J . Lepak (R) County Clerk Dennis Kornwolf (D) Doris Ann F remlin (R) County Treasurer Paul A. Smith (D) Diana L. Hoey (R) Sheriff Robert L. Rohner Clerk of Circuit Court Lawrence E. Flynn (D) District Attorney Gerald P. Ptacek (R) Register of Deeds Gerald M. Karwowski (D) Helen M. Schutten (R) REFERENDUM "Shall the President and Con gress make federal funds available for local jobs and programs in quality education, public transportation energy-efficient housing, improved health care and other essential services by reducing spending on nuclear weapons and programs of foreign military intervention; and to negotiate with the Soviet Union an immediate mutual halt to the testing, production and deployment of further nuclear weapons and their delivery systems." Kenosha Ballot 64th Assembly District Peter William Barca (D) Gary T. Adelsen (R) Tony Michetti (Const.) 65th Assembly District John Antaramian (D) 66th Assembly District Cloyd P orter (R) Pete Selander (D) County Clerk John Collins (D) County Treasurer Ruth M. Radatz Sheriff Fred R. Ekornaas (D) Richard J. Amason (R) Coroner Thomas J. Dorff Clerk of Circuit Court Janet I. Meier District Attorney Robert D. Zapf (D) Register of Deeds Donna M. Dietman (D) Surveyor Robert L. Smith (D) REFERENDUM: "Shall the City of Kenosha keep the retail price display ordinance which generally requires that individual packages of every consumer commodity offered for retail sale bear the price of such commodity in prominently displayed, easily readable Arabic numerals?" Politcal stories were Written and researched by Bob Kiesling, Jill Nielsen, Kari Dixon and Pat Hensiak. Graphics by Paul Berge. ——— Actress liked campus Psychology club gets active RANGER Carolyn Blackinton enjoyed working at Parkside. "I loved working on this project. I found it really interesting because a lot of tim es in professional theater you go for results, and this allowed me to work on the process of acting." Blackinton c ame to Parkside six weeks ago to be part of the cast of "Crimes of the Heart." She is a profesional actress who was hired to portray the role of Meg, giving Parkside dramatic arts students the opportunity to work with a professional and learn from her experiences. Dr. Lee VanDyke posted the position with the Actor's Equity Hot Line in Chicago. "Everyone in my age group had sent their picture in (to VanDyke). He only interviewed about ten people, so I was really lucky, and I do think of it as luck," said Blackinton. The people here at Parkside treated her "deliriously wonderful." She found VanDyke, as director, to be "...no different than many directors in professional theater. In fact, he gave me a lot ol freedom. He's a very good director." The rest of the cast members she found to be "...more honest in the play. That was a problem I was having. I wasn't as honest. It was1 making me re-evaluate and look for the truth in the play, rather than going for the laughs. "University theater has the luxury of doing art ... that's what I miss about it and that's what's so spoiling. When I got out of university theater (and into professional acting), I said 'This is theater?' because educational theater is more of an art form and there is more of an appreciaton for trying to find the truth. "Comparing professional theater to the university level, I was really surprised to find everyone was at the high quality level that they were," Blackinton said. "I had taught some classes in other places and some of the people were really terrible. Here it's incredible the quality work that you're getting. Lee (VanDyke) is doing a really remarkable job." From here Carolyn Blackinton goes to Chicago where she will be playing Brenda in "A Bedful of Foreigners" at the Drury Lane Theater. She will also be auditioning for a part in the Wisdom Bridge Theater production of "Hamlet." She is currently being seen in television commercials for the Chi- Chi's restaurants now being aired in southeastern Wisconsin. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The Psychology Club at Parkside is looking for members at all times. In their four-year existence, they have averaged a fairly small group, with about ten active members this semester. "With such a limited number of people in the club, we don't have a very strong impact," said club president Mary Jonker. The purpose of this struggling club is to familiarize psychology majors with each other, with the field of psychology and with career Vonnegut by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Kurt Vonnegut is a widely respected author whose works have time and time again found their way into the best seller lists. One of his books, "Slaughterhouse Five," also appears on another list, that of the most frequently banned books in American schools. "It's banned for ridiculous reasons," Vonnegut said at a recent press conference, "It's not an erotic book or an incitement to violence, or anything else. Years and years ago, somebody made up a list of 'bad' books. This list continues to circulate today. But it's a very dated list because the books that are on it were all published before 1972. The United States ought to celebrate that a dirty book has not been published since 1972. The whole thing is, nobody has updated the list. "Somebody tries to be a good school administrator or whatever, and doesn't know much about books. He or she gets hold of this list, from God knows where. (This person) reads the list, takes it seriously, and goes out trying to protect children, but doesn't have a very good idea how to do it. I realize that the people who are banning the books know that something is making their children crazy, and have reason to suspect it may be the books." Vonnegut also discussed his appearance in the "coffee achiever" commercial. "This is the only commercial I've ever done. I've turned down many. Coffee has indeed FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE .41 TO BANK 24-HOl R TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC opportunities. The meetings, which are held ir regularly, tend to be used for organization of planned events. This semester's event is a speaker series where guests in the field of psychology are asked to speak on the various career opportunities available to psychology maj ors. "So many people believe that the only career options for psychology majors are teaching and counseling," said club vice president Luann Simpson. "Most of us are never going to be Dr. Joyce Brothers." been my friend. It kept me awake during WWII. It got me through college. Of all the narcotics we use to get through life, it seems to be the most benign." Not everyon e was pleased to see him in the commercial, however. "I got a letter from a guy who works with Ralph Nader saying I should give the money I made from the commercial to charity, that I should be ashamed of myself, and did I realize what this stuff did to pregnant women. I wrote him back and asked him if he thought I looked pregnant in the commercial." When asked what kind of person he would like to see in the White House, Vonnegut replied that he would like to see someone who would take an interest in the future. "We have become a very short sighted nation. Nobody is looking after our grandchildren's interests. Nobody's doing much about acid rain, pollution or this enormous debt. If there was some truly unselfish person who would think of future generations, who could get into the White House, that would be a welcome change, because we're all living day to day now, not taking the long view of anything." Vonnegut also had some advice for young writers. "If I were starting out now, number one, I wouldn't marry. I wouldn't want to put a family at risk, because it's a terrible way to make a living. "I would probably go to Chicago, by J im Neibaur Feature Editor XTC has introduced us to a new low in electronic torture with their latest LP from Warner Brothers, "The Big Ex press." The album is, in a word, terrible! The high points include Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her, which bears some interesting similarities to the George-Harrison penned Beatles excursion into electronic toying Blue Jay Way and This World Over, a Peter Gabrieles- Among t he plans the Psychology Club has if more members are obtained are a Graduate Record Exam (GRE) workshop to aid students in taking this essential exam for entry into graduate school, and arrangements for undergrad senior psychology majors to work as professor assistants in 100-level courses. "Anyone interested in joining the club can stop in and talk to anyone in Molinaro 315," said Jonker. "Virtually everyone in that room is involved with the club in some capacity." photo by Rob b Luebr Kurt Vonnegut and hang around the theatrical world down there. It seems to me that American theater is very lively right now, especially in Chicago. There are young playwrights, such as Sam Shepard and David Mamet, who are doing much more interesting work than the novelists. "(A writer should) go into the art and say to hell with making a living or not. It's very disagreeable to use the arts as a business, as a way to support a family. I don't think that I would want to do it again, it's too scary. And also, it's too inhibiting. "You also have to have a monastic view about the art if you're going to go into them." que fresh air nightmare. The rest of the album is either annoyingly redundant or just plain lousy, with songs sounding like somebody just turned on a bunch of electronic gadgets and left the room, adding vocal tracks later. The songs are lyrically impressive for the most part, but these lyrics are buried so deep within the overpowering electronic muck that they render the entire LP unlistenable. Definitely a prime entry for the great record meltdown. Ranger needs writers (DI&e ^uieet ^boppE 25 OFF Assorted Toffees We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Ranger needs ad representatives A coffee achiever speaks New XTC album sucks RANGER 11 'Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge Recordreview Hope and Glory by J im Neibaur Feature Editor Overtly gay singer/songwriter Tom Robinson made some impressive wages with the explicitly gay anthems, Right On, Sisters, Glad to be Gay and 2-4-6-8 Motorway all receiving chart s tatus in the U.K. but achieving only a cult following in America. His latest, "Hope and Glory," despite a somewhat danceable cover of Steely Dan's 1974 top ten hit "Rikki Don't Lose that Number," finds Robinson's lyrics simple where they were once intelligent and weak where they were once so strong. Ev en his collaboration with Peter Gabriel, "Atmospherics: Listen to the Radio" is unworthy of either artist. The rest of the songs bear a musical similarity to a combination Record review KING KAN Pick up Miller High Life's' new 32 oz. quart can. Ounce for ounce, its got more of that same great Miller High Life taste. Tom Robinson LP of Huey Lewis and Men at Work -a rather repulsive combination, indeed. While not a truly wretched effort, "Hope and Glory" doesn't seem like the record that will give Robinson the commercial success he apparently wants so desperately. Give my regards to Broad Street by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Paul McCartney's new LP "Give My Regards to Broad Street" is a soundtrack album to his new movie of the same name. Along with a handful of original tracks, it includes a wealth of early Beatle material reworked by the person once called "the cute Beatle." McCartney i s undeniably one of the finest songwriters in the history of popular music, having penned such diverse numbers as Yesterday, The Night Before, I'm Down, Heifer Skelter and Oh Darling. H is recent solo work, however, is a quaint bore, no more than a whisper in the realm of rock and roll. "Broad Street" is, like its predecessors, a sticky pop excursion with glossy trappings. The remakes lack the pure spontaneity of the originals, while the new songs are just more of the same technically wellcrafted, yet supremely empty compositions McCartney has been doing of late. How this music will tie into the plot of his new film remains to be Paul McCartney seen, but as an LP it serves only as another of many artistic embarrassments from a man who once gave us some of the finest music ever conceived. Ask For It At Your Favorite Hole! 12 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Film, review American Dreamer • • • • by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor If you like light, funny, non-cerebral entertainment, then Warner Brother's "American Dreamer" is as good a film as you'll see this season. JoBeth Williams shines as a domestic housewife who wins a free trip to Paris where a blow on the head causes her to actully believe she is her favorite literary heroine, Rebecca Ryan, taking herself and the hapless Tom Conti on a series of exciting and amusing escapades throughout the French city. The film is well paced, well performed and makes great use of the location photography. The domestic scenes are cute, containing a well edited slapstick bit performed without stunt doubles; and the scenes that take place in Paris retain the fast pace and energy. The character's extra dimension offers a bit of an acting challenge to Williams who pulls it off with grace and style. Conti is delightful as her victimized comrade, playing comedy with much the same verve and precision as Dudley Moore. "American Dreamer" is.a delightful film containing all of the elements that make modern motion Tom Conti and Jobeth Williams pictures such a pleasure. While nothing pretentious or deep in the style of Renoir, Truffaut or Eisenstein, "American Dreamer" nevertheless is highly recommended for those relishing pure escapist entertainment, yet still desiring enough style and finesse to make the film analytically satisfying. "American Dreamer" is presently playing at the Regency Mall cinemas in Racine. PAB Film All The President's Men • • • • • by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Oscars went to actor Jason Robars and screenwriter William Goldman for "All the President's Men," a screen saga of Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward (who recently wrote the controversial John Belushi book "Wired") and Carl Bernstein, who investigated the Watergate break-in which led to an earth-shaking scandal. This 1976 film is rather long, over two hours, but remains very engrossing, perfectly paced and filled with excellent performances by Robert Redford, D ust in Hoffman, Jack Warden, Martin Balsam, Hal Holbrook and Jane Alexander. "All the President's Men" is one of the most important motion pictures of our recent history, for both artistic and historic reasons. A fine and fitting entry into PAB's first semester film schedule. Hypnotist DeLuca a hit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor "It was really strange, like being in two places at once." This was how one man described his experience being hypnotized by comedian- hypnotist Tom DeLuca. DeLuca, who has been noted by Newsweek as one of the most popular acts on college campuses, appeared last Wednesday in front of a sell-out crowd in the Union Cinema. His unique blend of comedy totally captivated the crowd, earning him a standing ovation. DeLuca began his program with an extremely funny slide show. He then got several volunteers on stage to help him with his demonstration of what he calls BSP, a parody of ESP. DeLuca admits at the outset that he is a f ake and has no psychic powers whatsoever. This did not stop him, however, from correctly predicitng what word one volunteer Album rock out-EOR in According to Kevin Goldman of "Variety" magazine, radio consultants who made their reputations through Led Zeppelin, Yes and Journey are abandoning these groups and AOR (Album Oriented Radio) format, and beginning another format for the "baby boom" generation tentatively titled EOR or Electronic Oriental Rode. "This format is geared to anyone 25 years and over," king of AOR' consultants Lee Abrams told "Variety." "A listener can hear jazz as, well as old records by Traffic. "Where do you go when you grew up with Cream and are not (Christopher Cross, Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow, et al) yet? There are only so many times you can hear "Stairway to Heaven." The two stations airing EOR now are WGXR-FM, Baltimore and WKGR-FM, West Palm Beach. DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIME! 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Among other things DeLuca caused them to revert to the age of five, see the audience nude, and made them believe that they themselves were nude. DeLuca has been performing for seven years and has been on the college circuit for five. He holds an MS in psychology from Sangamon State University. He says he tries to be different than the average performing hypnotists, most of whom PAB Free film by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The free film series that PAB sponsors in the Union Cinema Tuesday nights at 7 p.m. has come a long way in the right direction from the awful Clint Eastwood festival last month. This month's entries include the semi-brilliant "The Candidate," a very appropriate political drama starring Robert Redford. Sheer brilliance is represented by Stanley Kubrick's strange, hilarious and ultimately rather disturbing comedy "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Tom DeLuca dress in tuxedos and talk in very sonorous tones about "The Power Of The Mind." DeLuca tries to be more like the audiences he performs for, very casual, in order to create a better rapport with them. Judging from the response he received last Wednesday, his strategy worked, as he was very warmly received by the crowd. series Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!" The execrable "A Star is Born" with Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson ruining a story that Fredric March and Janet Gaynor (not to mention Judy Garland and James Mason) made so captivating in earlier years will also be featured for those who care. The last entry in this series is the long but competent love story "The Way We Were" with Streisand and Redford. No trace of boring Clint, and despite "A Star is Born," a rather impressive series of films, worth the free admission. A pause in the disaster by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Infiltrating sports into features has been my goal since starting my job as sports editor. The feature editor and I constantly vie for readers' attention. When asked to write "Pause," I saw an opportunity to reach "feature section only" readers and hook them into sports. Sports at Parkside carries a certain stigma. If you're a jock, you're a dumb jerk. If you're a sports writer, you're an incapable writer. One individual went so far as to ask if the reason I became sports editor was because I couldn't get any other position. Even the editor in chief takes sports lightly, probably due to her lack of knowledge. She mistakenly thought 16-3 could be a final score in a soccer game. Readers give me no respect. Either they ignore sports altogether (I watched one woman leaf through the entire paper, then shut it when she reached the sports section), or send nasty letters to the editor. One man claimed since he has returned to Parkside, the sports section needs writers badly. I wonder if people know how hard it is to get writers. It's bad enough getting people to write news or features (where they get into movies or plays free), but when I ask if they're interested in sports, they gag and say they have no writing abilities. What staff I do have, however, is quite good. I guess I should strive for quality, not quantity. With all this lack of respect, I still find the job rewarding and fulfilling. People will always criticize. People will remain apathetic. Part of the trouble, I was informed, is I don't insult Barbra Stresiand or Michael Jackson. Next week, look for a scathing report on both in the sports section. RANGER SEASON PASSES All games start at 7:30 P.M. Phy Ed season passes for all games (available at Phy Ed) student: $10.00 general: $18.00 Post-game entertainment after every game in Union Square provided by PAB The entertainment after the games is free if you attend the game. UW-P Men's Varsity Basketball Home Game Schedule Monday Nov. 19 vs Tuesday Nov. 20 vs Saturday Nov. 24 vs Wednesday Nov. 28 vs Monday Jan. 14 vs Thursday Jan. 17 vs Friday Jan. 25 vs Monday Feb. 4 vs Wednesday Feb. 6 vs Tuesday Feb. 12 vs Saturday Feb. 16 vs Wednesday Feb. 20 vs Tuesday Feb. 26 vs Thursday Feb. 28 vs * November 28 - Science Trinity College Macalester College St. Xavier College Lake Superior State College UW Stevens Point Illinois Institute of Technology Milwaukee School of Engineering Concordia College UW Milwaukee UW Oshkosh Purdue University-Calumet Northeastern Illinois University Judson College St. Joseph's College Division Game Before Regular Game Entertainment Balloons Straightface Bucks Stove & Range Co. Burst Destiny Big Daddy Sun & the Outer Planets Rainbow's End Phil Delta & the River Delta Band The Process (No program - Winter Carnival) Jazz Combo in Main Place TKO Eddie Clearwater Blues Band Hot Rods BUY YOUR SEASON PASS NOW! 14 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER All-American Todd Yde practicing a takedown manuever on Ail-American Ted Keyes. Wrestler caught in a head lock VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT NOV. 5 & 7 From 1 to 2 p.m. Prizes for FIRST SECOND THIRD PLACES On Selected Games Quarters Not Included Wrestling team looking good! by Mi Jce Mackovich After three weeks of practice, the wrestling team is looking in top shape, according to Coach Jim Koch. "Goals for this year's team are to finish among the top five teams of the NAIA National Championships and to finish among the top ten teams at the NCAA n National Championships," said Koch. According to Koch, the team has the personnel with the experience and the ability to accomplish these goals. This year's wrestling hopefuls include Jerril Grover, junior, at 118 lbs. Last year Jerril was 29-29. At 126 is Dan Hall, sophomore, who had a 24-10 record with 17 pins. At 134 lbs. are Jack Danner, sophomore, who was 10-8 last year; Bruce Mergner, sophomore and Johnnie Walker, freshman. At the 142 lb . weight class is sophomore Mark Dubey, who finished last year with a 26-19 record. The 150 lb. class will b e challenged by two freshmen - Joe Jurss and Mike Mackovich. Mike Muckerheide, senior, will have the top spot at 158 lbs. Mike is a three-time All- American and placed sixth and seventh at the NAIA tourn ey and fourth at the NCAA tou rney. His college record stands at 97-39. At the 167 lb. class are Todd Yde, senior, and Jon Mankowski, sophomore. Yde is also a returning All-American who placed fourth at the NCAA H tourney and has a record of 57-2 4-2. Jon's record was 4- 7. Ted Keyes has the top spot at 177 lbs. Ted is a returning Ail-American who placed sixth at the NAIA tourney last year and has a 76-26 record. Shawn Yde is also at 177 lbs., but will be red-shirted this year. At 190 lbs. are two freshmen, Craig Patz and Scott Priebe. At heavyweight will be Tedd Krueger, freshman. Soccer team completes week with a 2-1 win over NKU The Rangers finished a successful week with a 2-1 win over Northern Kentucky University last Sunday, Oct.- 28. In the game, which resembled a mud-wrestling match, the Rangers forged to a 2-0 half-ti me lead and clung to the victory. The heavy rains helped ruin the playing surface, but did not dampen spirits as both teams put on a fine display of tough collegiate soccer. Parkside's Greg Whipple scored just 12:16 minutes into the match and was assisted by Don Theisen and Jim Spielmann. At 26:10, Scott Gerhartz scored the game winner after stealing the ball from a NKU defender. Parkside dominated the first half, outshooting NKU 13-0. The second half saw NKU b attle back into a game played primarily in the midfield. "It was a well deserved win. NKU has a very good program, it was an exciting soccer match. I was pleased to see the dominance displayed by Jim Spielmann," said Coach Rick Kilps. Parkside's next match is against Wheaton College an NCAA Division Three ranked team in the country. Wheaton is currently sporting a 17-1 record with a 17 game winning streak. Parkside standings are 11-3. photo by Phil Janusiak Juggling in the afternoon. Jeff Delfield, right, and Troy Mayne. < » * • • « • • • * « . . . • • » . * « PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CLASSES § Starting Next Week Thurs., 4:00 p.m.-5.00 p.m., Nov. 8-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$15) Mon, 4:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m., Nov. 5-Dec.JO, Course Fee:$20 S 1 k Aerobics 1 Better | Bowling | Mastering 8 Billards Register for recreation classes by stopping in Union Room 209. ^ Between 8:00 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday-Friday or calling 553-2408. ^ Tues/Thur., 5:30 p.m.-630 p.m., Nov. 6-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$20 RANGER 15 Thursday, Nov. 1, 1984 Where are the sports fans? by Steve Kratochvil According to Wayne Dannehl, director of physical education, attendance at Ranger home basketball games has been down over the last couple of years, yet last year grossed more than the previous year. Dannehl added, "Our attendance is equal to, if not better than the state university schools with perhaps the exception of Stevens Point and Eau Claire. The only reason their attendance is good is because they currently have strong basketball programs. A few years ago if you went to a Point basketball game, you had the whole gym to yourself. "This year we too have a good team. I would be surprised if we did not win 20 games this year," said Dannehl. Dannehl feels attendance is not a criteria for the success of Parkside sports. If it were, only men's basketball would survive and the other 15 sports would fold. "I was not really disappointed with our attendance last year. We drew 1,000 people to our home district playoff game, whereas Lacrosse only drew 200.1 realize that students have different activities. Sometimes over half the people in the stands at our games are nonstudents," said Dannehl. John W. Jensen, a Parkside senior, said, "I have gone to six or seven games every year until recently. I have other things to do now. I have always enjoyed the games and then going to the Union to drink beer and listen to the postgame entertainment. It's a good deal. It's too bad that Parkside is a commuter school, otherwise they would have a lot more people at their games." Jensen blames the Parkside sys-. tem for the lack of large crowds. "There just seems to be a lade of interest in every Parkside activity. It's not like it was when I was a freshman." He also feels that Parkside should appeal to groups. Dannehl notes the group factor also. "The Chemistry Club is sponsoring a faculty basketball game this year before the regular game. Beer companies are always interested in being a sponsor, though you must be careful there!" The lack of advertising and sponsorship has taken away the Parkside basketball radio contract with WRJN. A few years ago, every game was broadcast live, including the games out in California. "We still have a chance for radio," commented Dannehl, "however, television is out." According to Dannehl, Racine Telecable wanted to televise the games for free on live TV. Parkside asked for a nominal fee, but Telecable refused. "Maybe if the y showed our games on a tape delay basis, things would be different," added Dannehl. Jeff Jelineck, a Parkside freshman, plans on going to a few games this year. "I have read about Parkside basketball in the newspapers. I know they play some Division I teams. I plan on going to some of the games here." If more people have this school spirit attitude, Ranger home games could sky-rocket. Parkside has played in front of crowds in excess of 17,000 on the road against Division I opponents. "And we've won some of those games," said a smiling Dannehl. There are promotions lined up for this year. Dannehl explained that these promotions serve as a fringe benefit to the people who come to the games. They are not necessarily designed to increase attendance. Promotions include free admission to the post-game entertainment in the Union. Also, a ticket purchase for the opening game, Nov. 19, includes a free ticket for NOv. 20. A drawing will be held in which three people will be selected at half-time to shoot a half cou rt shot. A successful attempt will be awarded a $100.00 check. Dannehl also commented on the atmosphere at Parkside home games. "In years past we had a pep band, but received many letters from people who were angry at their rowdy conduct. We have replaced the band with a large organ. We feel that we have an exceptional organist this year to enhance everyone's enjoyment." Tickets for students are only $1 in advance and $2.50 at the door. The real bargain is the $10 student season ticket. This comes out to about 60' per game, and a season pass entities the holder to the entertainment in the Union a fter the game. Men's cross country Rangers capture 1st place by Eric Hilmoe The Ranger men's cross-country team avenged last week's loss to North Central by beating them in last Saturday's Chicago Invitational. The team captured first place with a score of 27 and were followed in second place by North Central, who finished with 65 points. Leading the way to victory was Tim Renzelmann. Renzelmann posted a time of 19:52, for first place. It was Renzelmann's second straight first place finish. George Kapheim followed in second place with a time of 20:04. Other Parkside finishers in the four mile race included Rich Miller in fifth, Dan Stublaski, eighth, Ted Miller, 11, Andy Serrano 16 and Dan Peterson, 25. Coach Lucian Rosa said of the victory, "This was the first time in weeks we didn't have someone sick or hurt. We proved that with our full squad together, we can be a very strong team." Services Offered IMPROVE STUDY habits, lose weight, stop smoking. 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JOHN H: Monday was hell without you. Don't leave me alone again. I get schizophrenic! Puzzler Answer A L T 1 P L E 1 A D A | I ! R L E 1 R 1 N S E D 0 E L O T T O D 1 A M O N D L i M A • A L E P R E D 1 C T M S E T O N R 1 E S T O P T A L E O P T E E R 1 E A D A D E E D O A N C E E R S N A 1 U H E L P E R S A L A S A 1 L P R E L A T E 1 C O N S O 1 L M O T 0 R G O P T A M A A s S E A The NAIA eighth-ranked Rangers take the next three weeks off in preparation for the NAIA National meet, which they will host Nov. 17. Rosa feels his team will surprise many teams in the upcoming meet. "This team is the strongest I've ever had here. I think we can go out and prove to the other top ranked teams that we are better than our ranking indicates." Following North Central in third place was Wheaton with a score of 84. Illinois Benedictine and host Soccer team's 8th shut-out Parkside's soccer team notched their eighth shut-out of the year with a convincing 4-0 win over Whitewater. Parkside outshot the Warhawks 18-2. Goalkeeper Jeff Medin picked up the win with freshman Mike Riva picking up the save. The defense did a fine job with sweeper Andy Buchanan picking up the pieces in back of solid performances by defenders John Scanlon, Charlie Rodriguez and Mike Robertson. Eduardo H err era, previously sidelined with a hamstring injury, was back to his earlier form, which provided the opportunity to switch the defense. Scoring in the Whitewater match for the Rangers were Rocky Donovan with two goals, Scott Gerhartz, one goal and Jim Spielman one goal. Greg Whipple picked up an assist. Wayne Adema also picked up an assist. ' '• p •' school Chicago rounded out the top five with scores of 92 a nd 154 re spectively. Women's cross country Team ties , for second by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Parkside's women's cross country team tied with Milwaukee for second place in the Marquette dual meet held last Saturday, Oct. 27. Both teams scored 52 point s. Marquette took f irst with 33 points. Michelle Marter led the Rangers with a fifth place finish and a time of 19:05. Julie McReynolds took eighth place with a time of 19:41. Sarah Hiett finished in 19:59 and took 11, and finishing 13th with Jill Fobair with a 20:14 time. Behind Fobair was Colleen Weismer, who placed 15th with a time of 20:17. Rounding off the team were Julie Wunrow and Cathy Polacheck, 19th and 20th pla ces respectively. "We ran a regular race," said Coach Mike DeWitt. "There were no real outstanding times this week, with the exception of Julie McReynolds. She probably ran her best race of the season." According to DeWitt, the track was muddy and difficult to run. This made for a slower paced race. "The girls were not too pleased with their time," added DeWitt. "I thought they ran fine. They had a hard week of workouts and the course was difficult. Milwaukee is ranked in the top 10 for the state," said DeWitt. The women are resting up for Nationals, which will be held here on Nov. 17. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN MONDAY, NOV. 5 ATLANTA AT WASHINGTON > * BEER • SODA • WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION 16 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 HANGER Miller aspires to attain Ail-American status by Carol Kortendiek Sports Editor This year's men's cross country team is said to be one of the best Parkside ever had. Some of the team's strengths come in the form of Rich Miller, a junior in his third year on the team. Miller graduated from Case High School in Racine. According to Miller, Case's cross country program is ranked second in the state. The 20-year-old junior began his running career in seventh grade. "I never liked cross country until about my senior year in high school. I love it now, in fact, I like it even more than I did in high school," said Miller. In high school, Miller was named Soccer Men take game from ISU-E Fighting a strong head-wind, the Parkside Rangers took the match from NCAA Division II Indiana State Evansville, 3-1. The Rangers went into half-time deadlocked 0-0. The second half was a different story. After blowing three one-on-one chances with the ISU-E goalkeeper, the Rangers lit up the scoreboard on a corner kick play from Jim Spielmann to Andy Buchanan for a driving head shot goal at four minutes of the second half. ISU-E came back to knot the score 1-1 on a penalty kick after an Eagle forward was taken down in the box a t 17:63. The Rangers waited to score the game winner until 41 minutes when Scott Gerhartz's cross found Mike Robertson in front of the net. Robertson flicked the ball on to teammate Wayne Adema for a full-volley goal. At 44:55 minutes, Scott Gerhartz beat the opposing goalkeeper only to be pulled down by the keeper. Mike Robertson converted the penalty kick for the final goal. "I was not particularly pleased with our second half play, but was content with the results. After ending the first half 0-0 and having beaten the strong wind, I felt we could have done much better in the second half. We let them back into the game. Once again, however, we proved not be be quitters," stated Coach Rick Kilps. three times to the Racine County First Team for cross country. In his senior year. Miller was state champion on the mile relay for track, and was awarded All Milwaukee County for cross country. According to Miller, when he arrived at Parkside three years ago, the cross country team was not very good. Miller also had to adjust to new coaching. "Rosa is a great guy. He's learning how to be a better coach as the season progresses," added Miller. "I've learned through him and the past two seasons how to adjust. Rosa can also read me a little better." Unlike many runners, Miller doesn't usually train off season. Some guys, according to Miller, may average 100 miles a week. Thus, in July and August, Miller was averaging about 30-60 miles a week. During the season, Miller averaged between 70 and 80 miles a week. "Right now, I'm tapering off to 50 miles a week, because the team is gearing up for Nationals," said Miller. Miller explained this system of running. "You want to build up a base during off season. To do that, you go thorough workouts that condition you for the races. The more miles you have behind you, the better off you're supposed to be." Miller lives with his parents and one sister. His parents have always supported his running. "Through high school, my parents went to the meets and fully supported my cross country. Now, however, since the team travels a lot, they're unable to keep up with it as much as they would like. I know they're still supporting me." Miller's academic concentration is accounting. At present, he sees no real future career in running. "I'd like to get into some coaching. If the chance came, I'd take it." The goal for Miller is to reach All American athlete. "Right now, I'm running personal records and each season my times drop. Hopefully, I'll be able to gain All American status, which should be a goal for any college athlete if they're serious," concluded Miller. Women's basketball Team has potential to be good! by Carol Kortendiek Sports Editor The up and coming women's basketball team has what it takes to be good despite some crucial drawbacks, according to Coach Wendy Miller. "Potentially speaking, we should be very good, but I think our youth and inexperience are going to be against us for a while. All these kids are learning to play together for the first time," said Miller. Parkside's ten member team consists of two returning players and eight new players. The returnees are Merry Dickman, senior and Debby Hansen, sophomore. New members are Kelly Conners, Camy Greco and Karen Tuinstra, freshmen; Cheryl Ketterhagen, Melissa Osterman, Kim Van Deraa and Kay Wolferstetter, sophomores; and Mary Metcalf, junior. According to Miller, the number of players will make it hard for the team to survive. Miller explained, "If someone gets hurt, we'll be low in numbers and it's hard to scrimmage without enough people." The team has four guards, seven forwards and one center. "We'll be hurting in the guard position. If our guards get injured or into foul trouble, we'll be in trouble," explained Miller. With all this against the team, one may expect a poor outlook from the coach and players. Miller, however, is nothing but positive. "If we play according to plan, we should only lose about 10 games this season," said Miller. The new coach hopes to push over .500 this year. Miller says the team is rebuilding itself and adjusting to a new coach. "The girls are learning my system and I'm getting to know them. It's presenting some problems," Miller added. Miller's concept of rebuilding includes intense running and conditioning. Miller's team is going back to the basics and learning aggressive man-to-man defense. "I like to push the tempo of the game. I feel if we can run, we can be more effective and create more scoring opportunities." This may increase turnovers, but Miller hopes the team's play will outweigh the turnovers. Miller said, "People who know my teams know that we play very aggressive man-to-man defense. We full court press and we like to fast break as much as possible." With this aggressive defense, Miller hopes to force the other teams to create a lot of turnovers, and give them less time to shoot on the shot clock. "I don't know if we'll be able to press as much as she wants, because we just don't have the bench to do it," said player Debbie Hansen. "Also, the tendency to foul is greater and we have a small team." In spite of some differences of opinion, most team members have a positive outlook on this year's coach and season. "She works us really hard, but I think it'll be to our benefit," said Merry Dickman. Hansen said, "I think there's potential if we work at it. The small numbers and small size are what's going to hurt us. There are possi- Volleyball team Sports by Kimberiie Kranich Parkside's women's volleyball team lost a close match to the University of Illnois in five games with scores of 16-18, 15-5, 15-7, 9-15 and 10-15. Last Saturday, the women played in the University of Minnesota tournament and qualified for the Level n playoffs. "We played very well in Chicago. Our offense was there and we had good defense," said Coach Terry Paulson. Although the women didn't play very well in the round robin at the Minnesota tournament, they improved during playoffs. In the playoffs, Parkside defeated two schools from Minnesota, Augustana and Gustavus Adolphus, but lost to the University of Alaska- Anchorage by scores of 15-17 a nd 10-15. At the tournament, Parkside's Kim Tesher earned the honor of All Tournament. This means she was recognized by all opposing coaches as being the player who contributed the most to the tournament. Parkside's next match is the NAIA District match on Friday, Nov. 2 Parkside will play away against Milwaukee. trivia Welcome back, trivia fans! This week's question is: Most football fans know that O.J. Simpson wore number 3 at USC a nd for most of his NFL career, but originally that number was taken by a teammate on the Buffalo Bills. What was Simpson's original assigned number? The last question was: Who were the first participants in the first Monday Night Football Game? The answer is: the Cleveland Browns and the New York Jets. bilities, however, with the new coach. "I think Miller will help a lot. She has given us a new attitude towards the team," Hansen added. Miller knows a lot about basketball, and the players think this will help compensate for low numbers and small size. According to Dickman, the low number of players is the result of graduation and poor recruiting. Tough contenders playing against Parkside are Green Bay, Marquette, Milwaukee and St. Norbert. The women are anticipating an overall difficult season. The players compared this year's team to last year's. "This year's team is totally different from last year's team. There's a lot more togetherness, team play and better attitudes. People really care about being on the team," said Hansen. She added, "Also, the new coach has impressed upon us that we have to be close and have a good attitude in order to win. We want to win because last year's team wasn't all that good." According to Miller, the women's skill levels are very high, with most of the women coming from good high school programs. Dickman added to this thought: "We're not real tall, but we're quick and everyone is pretty smart..basketball smart." The team is picking things up quickly, says Miller, and the attitudes and enthusiasm are great. "I just hope we can maintain this throughout the season," she said. "Things are starting to jell and are looking pretty decent," said Miller. The team meets their first opponent, Lewis University, on Nov. 27. WELCOME—\ *AT•H•L•E•T•E• O*F* T•H•E• W•E•E•K Freshman Julie Ann McReynolds Women's Cross Country From Brookfield East High School, Julie is currently averaging 6:20 a mile. She is only 18 seconds behind Parkside's first runner, Michelle Marter and the closest runner on the team time-wise to Marter. Julie placed 8th at the Hillsdale Invitational with a time of 18:39, 18th at the Manchester Invitational, 19th at the Chicago Lakefront Invitational 8th at the UW-M Invitational, 47th at the 15-school LaCrosse Invitational and 8th last week at the Marquette Dual. 1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 9, November 1, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Salvadoran Nun Page 4· BSO "Freshmore' program Page 12 Thursday, Nov. 11, 1984 University of WiscoDsin-Parkside Volleyball coach PClI/f!.16 Vol. 13, No. 10 Faculty/staff angered by pay proposal by Pal Zirkelbach and Jennie Tunkieiez Parkside's faculty and academic staff are nol b;lppy with the distri- bution of the proposed $45 million in the catch-up salary supplement, which was announced by UW-Sys- tem President Robert M. O'Neil last Thursday. The proposal will be presented to the Board of Regents today. H the Regents aceeptthe plan it will then be brought to the WISCOnsin Legis- lature for approval. . The biggest discrepancy in the distribution of the caleb-up funds is between Madison and the four-year cluster campuses (non-doctoral campuses, including Parkside). Madison faculty would receive 15 percent of the funds compared to the 6 percent aIloted to the cluster campuses' faeulty. In-actual dollars the distribution is 2:1 between Madison and the cluster campuses. Per .capita, Madison faculty would receive $5,351; Milwaukee faculty, $3,416; UW-eenter (two year cam- puses), $3,583; and cluster cam. puses, $2,588. The discrepaitcy between Madi- son and cluster campuses is greater for academic staff in O'Neil's catch- up plan. On Monday, O'Neil modi- fied the original proposal for aca- demic stalf at cluster campuses from 2.2 percent to 6 percent. Mad- ison held at 14.2· percent, as did Milwaukee with 10.2 percent and the Center's with 17.6 percent. The catch-up pay would be re- ceived in installments over the nell biennnium begining in January of 1986. According to Peter Hoff, EngIisb and Humanities professor and chairman of the University Com- mittee, salary levels were derived by comparingUW-System cam- Ferraro visits area by Karl Dixon Editor's note: Regardless of the outcome of the Presidential elec- bon, we felt it necessary to biiorm our readers about Geraldine Ferra- ro's vuu to our area. Ferraro's visit occurred after our deadline last Week. "I've never been told that I was quiet before," began Democratic viCe-presidential nominee Geral- dine Ferraro as she spoke to a crowd of about a thousand people at Umon Loca1 72 in Kenosba last Wednesday afternoon. • . Ferraro appeared in Racine be- fore cOming to Kenosba and later made a campaign stop in Evanston, DI. She arrived with Gov. Anthony Earl and Congressman Les Aspin and guests at the rally included State Senator John Meuer, Kenosba Mayor John Bilotti and State Dem- Ocratic party chairman Malt F1ynu. ' Ferraro charged that President Reagan forgot about Wisconsin until just before the election. "Ron- ~d lieag an forgets about Wisconsin t"r four years, and then right be- ;::;e the election he stops here t ce," ~e said. "Mr. Reagan says )::.t thIS election presents the eh ?'lcan people with the clearest Ii ~Ice that they bave ever bad. e s right." y "I ~y you shouldn't bave to put !/lourlives on the line to put food on e table," Ferraro said in refer- ence to the Reagan adrninstration's attempts to curtail union effective- ness. "When I walk. into a store I want to turn the product upside down and see the words 'Made in America,' .. she continued. Ferraro indicated that she wanted Walter Mondale, not Jerry Falwell, to pick Supreme Court jus- tices. Reagan's plan to launch a teacher into space, sbe said, does not please her, either. "There are plenty of kids on earth to teach," she said. "Walter Mondale bas the will to stand up to the Soviets and also the . wisdom to sit down with them," she continued, as she outlined the Democratic platform that supports seeking world peace, supporiing and maintaining social security and the ratification of the ERA. "We must reduce tbe deficit and we must reduce the interest rate." Ferraro said that she and Mon- dale would not stop working until the auto workers of Wisconsin, the steel workers of Ohio and tbe fanners of the country were stand- ing tall again .. "Some peo~le. say that the only way to do this,~ to bring the union to therr knees, she continued. "The difference be- tween us and Mr. Reagan is that we are for solidarity in Poland, but we're also for solidarity here at borne." . Ferraro mentioned the ISSue of abortion by saying, "I don't want Ronald JlI!agan or anyone else malt- puses with "mediocre peer colleges in lbe midwest, which was not an appropriate comparison. Tbey should bave looked all the cam- puses and found a belter altema- tive than what's been offered." Hoff will speak before the Re- gents today on bebaH of Parkside faculty to ask for a more equitable proportion. Tbe Faculty Senate adopled a resolution on Tuesday that stales they "vigorously oppose the inadaquate and Inequitable amounts" and calls upon the re- gents to "increase the catch-up amounts to adequate and equitable levels." The Faculty Senate's resolution stresses that Parkside bas a "high quality faculty of nationally recog- nized teacher-scholars and out- standing academic programs." They state that many faculty c0n- duct research and possess expertise in their fields which is importanlto local businesses, industry and gov- ernment; benefits of research should be spread statewide and not concentrated at a single campus, like Madison. Parkside competes wilb doctoral institutions to hire and retain quality faculty members, but it is becoming increasing diffi- cult to compete for quality profes- sors because of the salary levels, states the resolution. The resolution suggests that ad- justing the fund from $45 million to $48 million, by adding $3 million to cluster campuses raises, would make the system proposal more equitable. A suggestinn on bow to facilitate raises was also made, stat- ing that this could be accomplished by slight adjustment in the phasing schedule to delay 10 percent until the final inslal1ation. James Shea, Geology professor and University Committee mem- ber, said he is "very much opposed to the UW-Syslem proposal. 1 lbinIt it labels Parkside as inferior." He said that Parkside has been "laking cuts for the last 12 years and 9 per- cent is an enormous way from a catch-up. We would need ~ per. cent for an actual catch-up.' Ken Hoover, Political Science professor and University Commit- tee member, said, "It used to be the case that Madison was the re- search institution and other cam- puses were leacher instituliom, so that a larger pay diff....... lial cou1d be justified. However. compuses like Parkside prepare people in a wide range of fields and ""' inte- grally involved in making our area competitive in an international economy. We bave to be able to hire teaeber-.cbolan w!Io are in touch with the latest clevelopmenls in their fields. We need to be ..... as cIooer to Madison in our stand- Continued 00 pagt 5 • I Geraldine Ferraro spoke to a large crowd in Kenosha. ing the decisions on th,~ most per- sonal issues in my life. Ferraro's Roman Catholic back- ground bas inspired some harsh criticism against the married moth- er of three w!Io considers herself "a good Catholic and a good politi- dan." "She comes across as a tough person, but a family person," said Rep. Tony CoebIo, (J>.Cal), in the July 14 Congressional Quarterly. "Sbe is not threatening to either side • tradidionalists or femi· pists," he said. "We bave to send Ronald Ra- gan back to the ranch to colJed social secwity.·· she eoocluded. aDd. quoled !be late Eleanor Roosevell when she told the crowed that a Democratic victory was possible. "You must do the thing that ,.,.. lhiDk ,.,.. cannot. do." Nobody asked me, but... .. . Solutions to pregnancy don't include abortions in doubt, watch a video Iape of an abortion taking place. This caused' doctor and nurse at an abo/tiOll clinic to quit. I realize there are a lot offolts out there who insist abortioo u o.k., despite what I have said her< Well, I "have had people try!Di 10 get me to believe that there " '" God, that all blacks should ~ shipped hack to Africa, that It • perfectly all right to bit your~ and that All-Star Wrestling" ~ real. doD'l People who say such tbiJlgS beiJII even deserve the respect of disagreed with. z ..........,.. Nov. 11. 1114 , \ I \ WboDevor I om boldi1Ic my hap- pily lIIDiIiDc eilbt_ SOlI 011 my lap, I lei ibis lDdoscribably 'hrm fftIIDc reaIiziDc thot tile _ betweI!n my wile and .... <rated ibis dliId 'Ibis Is .... of tile major reooons why I om betJyadling about abortioa ill ibis editorial. 'Ibis Is 001 a religious issue; it is a human one, tile bet thot so many people filld abortion oi. yet wooId be appalled at tile drowllilIg of a bac of tiltellS ill Lake Micbigan notwitbdanctinc. So IIlaIly people -. that an abortioa means gettinc an injerlioD or taking some liquid concoction upOIl gettinc pregnant, shoving in a couple 01 extra tampoos and going aboot your business. Not so! The cases I have read about in- clude womeu changi"ll their minds at the last minute, only to be tied down by the abortiooists with the procedure taking pIaee against their will. ADother appetizinc little iDcideot concerns a woman who .... given the abortion injerlioD and IeIt alone by the abortiooists to sufi.. twelve hours of labor and give birth to a dead dliId. StoppiJlc premarital """ is im- - - possible, so that isn't the answer. However, if you are old enough and responsible enough to have sex, you are old enough to know about pre- cautions to take so that an un- wanted pregnancy can be avoided. There are many methods 01 contra- ception that are not barmful and will prevent pregnancy. Schools are partially at fault, as they usually have very poor sex education, if any. Face it, gang. If they're old enough to have sex in the bacIt seat of mom's car to the tune of "Purple Rain," they're old enough to know about the neces- sary precautionary measures. Another alternative to abortion is giving the child up for adoption. My wife and I would Uke a daughter very much, but are not adopting simply due to the fact that there are so many parents physically in- capable of having children. Since my wife and I don't bave that prob- lem, it would be wrong for us to adopt a child and cause a childless COuple to wait that much longer. There are a lot of folks out there who would love that baby that someone is planning to kill. Abortion should not be thought of as an easy way out of an un- wanted pregnancy. There are just too. many alternatives to preven( baVUIgto take this route. If you're ::q .... - - . -, "",.t .'1 ';" STAFF Jim Burge, KODise Cassity, Jay Crapser. Kari Daon, Milte Froehlke Michele Geary, Natalie Haberman' DarTy.1 Hahn, Eric HiImoe, Kimber'" Kranich. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ..>-----------------------------1 - Smokeout today page 4 Professor Takata interviewed Page 7 Thursday, Nov. 15, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Soccer team goes to playoffs/ Page 16 Vol. 13, No. 11 PSGA Dean of Student Life discussed RaDger pboto by Dave McEvoy MamBa Ruble, palm reader and astrologer, attracted many people ODMonday In Main PIa ee. Ruble maintaIned a sIeady line-up of be- Hevers lIIld DOD-believers from 11 uDIll 3 p.m. Ruble's visit was SpoD· sored by PAR. by Pat Henslllk Campos News Editor The Parkside Student Govern- ment AssociatioD will allend lbe United Council meeting Ibis week- end. Tony Tunks, PSGA president wants to lind out exactly bow UC intends to bandle lbe issue of fac- ulty compensation, in terms of lbe system and in terms of Parkside. . "Our faculty cerlainly deserves more than what lbey appear to be gelling and for \be most part, lbe majority of lbe mODeyour students pay into lbe system sbouId come back to Parkside to belp make us comparable to other universities. In terms of high quality faculty, we are more \ban comparable." Tunks said, "What \be governor is talking about is a $100 tuition in- crease per sIudent eacb year to fund faculty caleb-up pay. That tells me a few tbings. I tbinIt that's a very big burden for lbe sIudents to carry. Try to tbinIt in terms of how many of us are scraping \be boliom of lbe barre1 now, and it's very easy to realize that a lot of stu- dents WOD'tbe able to alford that increase and will be forced out Ibis system, or forced out altogether of going to a university. That would be a great waste. Like I said, lbe money we pay in for the catcb-up should bave a majority tag on It for Parkside." In Tunks' president's report at lbe PSGA meeting on Friday, she addressed lbe issue of \be Dean of Student Ufe. She esplained that for now lbe portion of lbe budget aJ.. 10cted for \be Dean of Studeut Ufe will remain in \be budget altbougb \be position is not 6IIed. "There are alternatives being cousidered, like moving \be money from \be UnioD budget to \be StudeDt Activi- ties budget III give Studeut Activi· ties anolber position to wort wilb. The reason I see Ibis latiDI so Jonc is because we're interested in a de- cisioD that's going to last more \ban just a year or two. It's not that we will demand that Ibis decision be put into effect for SO many years, but rather that it seems odd to tbinIt about going lbrougb all Ibis again. And, unless lbere's a drastic cbauge in \be makeup of \be uni- versity as a whole, there probably won't be a lot of Deed to bave to go back. Nobody is set yet, though. There's a lot of l.b:nklng to be done, and a lot of tbings to be considered. Then we'D develop a tbougbt piece and submit It to \be administration to consider what we think is Deeded." She said that \be decision about \be position will be made before \be beginning of \be 1_ fiscal year so that \be money is eIlber used for that position or invested into some other aspect of !be cam- pos. Regents pass catch-up pay plan for UW-System by JeDDie TnnkIeicz Editor o After two and a half hours of tes- timony from faculty and academic stalf, and one bour of discussion, the Board of Regents Business and Finance Committee voted 11-4 to acceptlbe UW-System caleh-up pay plan last Thursdsy. The .proposal was presented to the enlire board for a vote on Fri- , day and passed 11-5. PresentiDg Parkside's SlaDCe agains1 lbe proposal were Peter Hoff, University Commillee chair- ;ran, and Stuart RubDer, Academic o taft Commillee chairman. Approx- UDately 30 people from olber UW- System campuses spoke agaInst lbe ~~r.w' Only a few were in favor The proposal allows $45 million for caleh-up salary. Faculty would recClve 15 percent of lbe caleb-up supplemen1 at MadisoD and 9 per- cent at lbe closter campuses (like parkside). Academic staff at Madi- SOnWould receive 14.2 percent and 6 PCl'cent at lbe cluster campuses. Hoff feels lbat many of lbe Re- gents bad made up lbeir minds as to how lbey would vole on lbe pro- 1lOSaI 1es ' before lbey beard Thursday's ,,~Onies. He also feels that lbe ,,,,,ents accepted lbe UW-System ProIJOSal for lack of a detailed alter- nauve. o , "The Regents weren't presented wilb a clearly laid out alternative to lbe president's proposal. A Dumber of lbe Regents seemed to be look- ing for an al1ernative, bu1 weren't shown how lbe alternatives would work. They would bave been voting for a pig in a poke," said Hoff. Hoff said that by accepting lbe proposallbe Regents bave made an implicit statement thai worl< dODe by faculty a1 lbe c1us1er campuses is not as importan1 as worl< dODeat lbe doctoral campuses. "I can al- ready see how Ibis statement IS "!: fecling faculty and staff morale, he said. UW-System PresldeDt Robe~ O'Neil and Board of Regents Presi- dent Ben LawtoD sent a note ~ UW-System faculty and acadelDlc staff, stating "we eagerly seek and need your support for lbe budget as It faces critical revIew by state gov- ernment." The leller also stales,· "Ibis budget offers an exceptional opportunity to ~d educational horizOns for WiscoDSlD and Its ~~ verslty students, faculty and staff, and "we hope we can count aD your help in achieving that polen- tial~~bDer said, "CriticiziDg tbe UW-System President and lbe Re- gents is not going to get. os any- where at Ibis point. Working ~lb area legislators is going to be coli- cal in lmProving 0\If cbaJlCes for a ~=~~~~~~~~~;;; decent salary improvement pact- age. I know that lbe Regents and lbe legislators dOD't bave a real good handle ODwho academic stall are or wbat they do in lbe System. I lbink improving lbat understanding of academic stall is a key ingredi. ent in improving lbe lot of aca- demic staff." Tony Tunks, PSGA president, discussed the effects of lbe caleb· up plan for students. "The direct effect is the $9.4 milliOD of \be caleb.up plan lbat will be funded ou1 of student tuition increases. These increases apparently trans- late into $45 per sludent per semes- ter. This is jost funding \be caleb- up, not lbe olber increases at each institution or lbe System." She said lbat \be tola1 tuition increase for Dext fall will probably exceed $45. "11 is unfortunate lbat Parkside faculty and stall are no1 getting \be increases lbey feel \bey should," said Tunks. "Parkside is unique be- cause it does go beyond Its misaion and its scope. We bave lost faculty to Madison because of tbelr bigber salaJy rate. If lbe four-year scbou1s bave to compete agaInst Madison to maintain a quality faculty, we may see lbe deterioration of our Univer- sity System." RubDer said, "Academic staff lost on Ibis fron1 (wilb \be Regeuts) but \be next arena is'\be state 1egis- lature. I tbinIt we did win (wilb \be Regeuts) in lbe sense lbat a lot of good statements about academic staff were put ODrecord." The proposal will be submi1led to the legislature when It CODVenes in January. Several area legislators binted that lbe proposal will be re- worted and faculty and stalf at !be clnsler campuses bope it will be cbanged in lbeir favor. State Representive Jeffery Neu- bauer (D-Racine) said he bopes Gov. Anlbony Earl will cbauge the Conlinged on Page 4 Student wins Wisconsin Honey Queen honors Aller giving two speeches and a personal interview, Sue Guslin, a Parkside junior majoriDg in mar- keting, won \be state title of Honey Queen. Last year Gnslin was !be Honey Queen for \be Racine-Ke- nosba Beekeepers Assocation. The state competltion was held in Wisconsin Dells on Thursday, Nov. 1 through Sunday, Nov. 4. Gnslin was crowned Honey Queen at a banquet Saturday night. "I'D get to travel all over lbe state, appear at 0Itt0berfest. Sum- mertest and hopefully most of !be fairs," stated Gnslin. Gnslin will also have her way paid to Pboenlx, Ariz. where she will compete wilb olber stale Honey Queens for \be national Honey Queen title. Gustin remarted on her reign as \be Racine-Kenosba Honey Queen, "It was fun. I bad a great lime and met a 101 of people. It was also a lot Honey Queen Sue Gustin of wort, but I'm majoring in mar- keting, so Ibis will help my educa· tiOD and hopefully my caree<." Gnslin added, "I'm Iooklng fo- ward to (being stale Honey Queen) a lot. I bave already bave a few talks and appearances scbeduled. Last year's Queen got to do a com- mercial, so I'm keeping my lingers crossed." Z ftanday. Nov. IS. 1184 I Letters to the Editor I L--, _ Not so many options igDonnce. Granted, depending on the term 01 the progDaDCy, differ- ent methods are used. H a preg- nancy bas Jll'OII 1 past the first trimester, the safer suction _ is impossible to do, thus forcing the palientto _ the fetus. Disgust- ing? Yes. Sad? Yes. Neces!ary? For some, y<S, 'Iber1! """,'t as maDy al- ternatives to abortion as Mr. No;. baur seems to lhiDt. You may thiDt me thi<k, but I can thiDt of only two. Ha"" the child aDd keep it, or bave the child aDd give it up for adoption. Evoryooe bas a right to his{ber own beliefs. Mr. Neibaur. I thiDt it very unfair 01 you to put those wbo do DOl share your same cooviclioos In the same class as atheists, bigots aDd spouse abusen. QeryI 8ef'cq1llll THANK GOO THAT 15 OYER .•• I THINK IF 1'0 HAD TO SAY ONE MORE WORD OF PRAISE FOR JOHN KENNEDY, HUBERT HUMPHREY, HARRY TRUMAN OR FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT, MY TONGUE WOULD'VE MUTINIED! To the EdItor: I feel it nec:emry to respond to Mr, Neibaur's ezpooe on abortion tbat appeared in last weet·s Ranger. Sucb _ rvI l must be add! e:I quidly aDd booestJy In order to stop Its infectious 'Iftl'd. To becJn .... tb. "Ibortioaists" are DOl ttued maniacs ruDJJiD« around operating rooms with razor sIwp oca1pels bell bent on s1icing up I WOOl&Il'S womb. Nor are they sIee- Ie buckets with filthy bands aDd sDOl cIroppiDc Irom their noses wbo ue down their patients aDd fotte them to bave lhortloas lllalDst their will. They are. _, the b1chIY rospeded llJI"'< .. tills aDd ~ olthe commomily. The IUqaUODS Mr, Nelbaur made c:oacemiDC the cIodan aDd pro<edures lhey used .... unfair, distorted aDd could oIem only Irom Abortion distortion Nobody asked me, but••• Clear the air for 1988 bigbly-beld principles, I bave to ... sume I few things. I assume Mr. Neibaur is married, an adult, al- most college-«ucale:!, and middle class. Only the extremely naive could beIieW! that all pregnancies, """le:! or unwanle:l, fall into these ca~. He sbouId realize that the a!lerDatives be suggests in his artkIe are open to the very few. I hope with all my heart Mr. No;. baur'. principles do not crumble into liWe pieces if, fiJleen Jt'MS from DOW, his healthy, inlellilent and very frightened young son comes borne from sdJool with the simple words, "Dad, my girllrieDd is pregnant" To the EdItor: Because of Mr. Neibaur·. coura- eeous slaIld 011 the topic of abor- tion, I am sure your office will be Inundated with IeUen botlI pro aDd con Please add mine to the list, for surely Mr. Neibaur bas misoe:I the point. To this day. aDd probably Into the future, the sticn>a of an un- wanle:!. out-ol·wedIodt progDaDCy rests solely on the _. The heavy _ 01 care for cbiIdrm is also !be responsibility for a major- Ity of _ rather !ban men. Un- rortunately. for these reasons, the decision to abort can only be a wrom.aJ1's. In order to rebut Mr. Neibaur's Party. Mondale and those of his generation must let the next wave of Democrats into the fold. Other- wise we are going to have a lot of Republican presidents. I don·t blame Walter Mondale. He put up a good fight, and be did it with class, dignity and character. That is more than I can say for the Republicans. Fritz never let his in- evitable deleat inler/ere wilb the sincerity of his message. I don't thiDt !hat a more experienced. de- dicated or compassionate politician exists, and I was proud to wort and vote for him. The presence of a woman on the licket was also a major step, not nnly for Waller Mondale. but for the Democratic Party as well. No- body can argue tbat a woman should be elected just because sbe is a woman. but the fact remains that Geraldine Ferraro broke new ground for women in Ibis country. Her esample can forever put to rest the sexist noUon that anything that. bas substance, depth or importance can be handled only by men, Let's lust bope that ber wounds are not too deep. Ilbink Ibis election served as an educational experience for Republi- cans and Democrats alike, The Re- publicans learned the value of a good media Image. and did their best to make sure they presented lbe best they could. Ronald Rea. gan, in spite of numerous blunders by Kari Db<on Now that all the speeches are fin· ishe:l, the signs bave been laten from the yards and tossed In the trash and the baUonns have been stored away for the next round of campaigning, the country bas to ad- just to life without the poliUcaI ac- tivity that bas been in the forefront for the last thirteen months, The Democrats, however, have a more serious question to ponder: what the beD bappened? After weeks of leIling the Ameri- can people that the pullsters were wrong, Willer Mondale proved them to be right on target last Tuesday. In the electoral coUege, be managed to late only the Dis- trict of Columbia and his bome state of Minnesota. This sounds a lot like the election of 1972 when George McGovern also managed to late only the District of Columbia and Massachusetts. McGovern didn't even late his home state of South Dakota. so I guess Fritz is an improvement of sorts, The problem lies in the Demo- cratic Party itself, It bas DOttept in touch with the eIectorate, The old coalilion from the late 1960's and early 70'. is no longer e1fective, Old party favorites like MondaIe. Ted Kennedy and George McGovern can't hack it in these changing limes. This election represented a turning point for the Democratic in the debates and press footage Ii him dozing off while meetiJJg willi lbe Pope, managed to convince !be people that be was in CODIIIIaIId Ii the country. The Democral.llriol to market the 60's theme of ""'" and bope and faimess wbiIe ero. by. Stills and Nash sang "Teadi YOur Children weU," I loved it, but it clearly did not reach many 01 lie people wbo thougbtthatlbis wboIe approacb to govemment was, waste of Ome and money lbe lint time around. Eleanor Roosevelt said lithe in- auguration of ber busband. "Y" felt that the people would do any, !bing if only someone would tell thern what to do." That stltem .. t explains lbe 1984 election. Ronald Reagan provides a lalse sense of se- curity and direction that appeals to the voters. The electorate wouII rather have someone who says be knows all the answers, even if be doesn't, than someone who admio be doesn't bave all the ...- What lbe Democratic party bas to do is come into the 1980s, The spirit and enthusiasm can be recaptured if the party allows itself to respoad to the needs of the electorate, And, four years from DOW,the ArneriCO' people wiIllmow that Ronald Rea- gan doesn't bave all the aJlSWelS, And then we will win, wIth • ticket lbat reflects the ch~ party - like maybe Gary Hart Mario Cuomo? Ll'IIII Upor Women's right to choose To the EdItor. This letter is m ~ to the 0pin- ion e:!Jlorial "Nobody asked me, but.,Solutlons to pregnancy don't mel .. abortion." The good mental aDd physical health of a WOOl&Il will determine the total bealth 01 the Infant. u the WOmaD is psyd>ologically unbal- iliad or upoet by progDaDCy, to fotte her to carry the baby for a couple _·t be healthy for the pregnant woman or the unhorn baby. One miUioo abortions late place annually In the US. 1bI'ee fourths of lhooe abortions late place In the lint three months of pregnancy. Of the 100.000 abortloas performed there are approDmately Z2 com- pIicotioas The rlst of dying from an abortion is less !ban that of dying from mmplicatioas of preg- nancy, PrevenUon of pregnancy ba. been considere:l the woman'. c0n- cern. Many types of contraceptives bave been used In an attempt to pmrent pregnancy - ranging from crocodile dung put in the vagina to loday's more modem methods of sponges aDd spermicides. 'Iber1! are maDy side e1fects that can seriously damage a woman (or unborn Infant) wbiIe using the IUD, pill aDd other methods of contra- ceplion. Tate Ome to read the pampbIet distributed with the pill aDd the nwnerous warning c0ncern- ing the woman's bodily bea1tb rang- ing from allergies to cancer. As a woman I ba", often felt 0p- pressed by men in various .... ys. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ··--------:-----------------------1 Judith Guskin on Today Show Page 5 Arthur uDagwood" Lake Page 9 CroBBcountry teams at NAJA Pages 14 and 16 Thursday, Nov. %9, 1984 United Council Catch-up pushes Horsin' around IlaDger pbolo by Jay Crapser Susan Neubaur and ber borse Sultan, and Cheryl Ayers and her horse Siera(not pictured) came to campus on Monday as part of their demonstration speeches for a public speaking course. Judy PUgh, course instructor, and students watch intently. by Jill WbitDey Nielsen After much deliberation United Council (UCl passed a resolution stating ".; UC endorses the attach- ed budgetary proposals and UC de- mands that students shall pay no more than the percentage costs. shown in the attached pages and ... that UC demand the inter-campus distribution of tuitions shall be identical to the inter-campus distri- bution of total compensation." This resolution was passed at the Nov. 17 UC meeting in Oshkosh in response to the controversial tui- tion increases due to a faculty SBI helps businesses grow by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor I,isa and Dave Soderman felt th", wedding and portrait pho- to;:aphy business was getting a litt- le out of hand. Their business, Dreamscapes Photography, is booming, and they suddenly found their present loca- tion too small. With Dave taking the pictures and Lisa running the business side, they also found they had very little free time. With the six-year-old business now earning "in the early forties," as Lisa Soderman puts it, they felt they'd reached a plateau. ..It seems like we're kind of stagnated right now," Dave Soder- man said. They decided to seek professional husiness hetp. After using several accountants who did the bookkeeping but little else, they began looking for some- one who could help plan their long- range goals. Eventually they came to Parkside's Small Business Insti- tute, which provided what seemed to them the perfect solution: stu- dent business consultants. Under a program begun last June between Parkside and the Small Business Administration, upper.- class business majors in various specialties are matched with small bUSinesses in the area to help them sol~e the problems many small bUSInesses run into. The businesses get consulting, at no charge, that they might not otherwise be able to aIIord, and the students get experience in the feaI world of business. ... It's like something)'" always \;,,.~.: • , :¢f"~.: been looking for: a business con- sultant, not just a CPA," said Dave Soderman. •'I've been seeking someone who could listen to what 1 want to accomplish and that's Why they're here." . Business professor Irene Her- remans, who teaches "Field Expe- rience in Small Business Manage- ment," in which the program's three student consultants are enrol- led, said the Sodermans' problem was common with several of the other local businesses that use the service. She said many small business- men run into problems with ac- counting, which provides the busi- ness valuable information concern- ing not only earnings and cash flow, but also how profitable the owner's time really is. "What are we actually making per hour?" Dave Soderman said. "That's a real good question." Scott Larsen, a business student and one of the Sodermans' consult- ants, said setting realistic goals for the business is another major step many small businesses fail to take. "You look at what they have, compared to what they want," Lar- sen said. "After that, it's easy to put a plan into effect." Herremans expects the number of students in the program to dou- ble next semester. She has already talked to six students who are inter- ested in consulting. The students, who are under the supervision of both Herremans and Richard Krup- ka, director of Business OUtreach, must have at least. a 3.0 GPA and be a senior majoring in business. , . • The students typically spend 60 to 80 hours with a client and fur- nish a written report to the busi- ness. They must also make a writ- ten weekly progress report. The three students are currently working with two businesses. Over the summer, SBf provided consult- ing for two other businesses. Krupka says that next year they will try to work with more. "II we had the manpower and the money, we could handle 15 cases," Krupka said. "The demand is there." Under an agreement with the Small Business Administration, the school receives $400 for each client they work with. The program, which is being implemented nation- wide, is seen as an effective way to provide businesses with the help they need. The clients also evaluate the con- sultants to see how effective they have been. By that measure, the consulting service has been success- ful, Herremans said. "From the re- sponse we've gotten, yet, I'd say very effective," she said. At this stage they credit the stu- dents with taking a fresh took at their business and using both infor- mation not usually available to small businessmen and classroom knowledge to help determine the direction a business should best take. "They're motivating," said Lisa Soderman. "They leave you and you feel like you've got a really good thing, which is important." catch-up plan. According to UC's calculations, students will be pay- ing about $17 per semester for the next two years for faculty catch-up pay. In addition they will pay $SO per semester for the first year and $57 per semester the second year for faculty keep-up pay, as well as $2S each semester for the operating budget. "There will be a tuition in- crease," stated Scott Dacey, presi- dent of UC. "Some of it is justified for further education, but some of it is 'going shopping for Christmas presents.' " Dacey predicted, u1be legislature will probably not grant this much money. They will ap- prove something less." Dacey also stated, ..It shoutd be considered tuition 'our fair share.' " It should oIso be understood that the increases are still in proportion to what is usually paid by students as opposed to the proportion the state pays. Brian Schimming, Legislative Af- fairs Director of UC, feels "We ac- cepted the increase too readily. We (students) have been taken to the cleaners." Schimming went on to say "They (the system) made a dreadful miscalculation ill not keep- ing up with facolty salaries for the last ten to fifteen ,ears. Now, in the next two years, students will have to pay for that neglect. We are going to have an increase, and it's UC's job to see that it stays under control." Continued on Page 6 Live on campus Pat LaSage, heaa of the Forward Wisconsin group, was interviewed live from Union Square by Channel 4 for the 5 p.m. news on Tuesday. LaSage was on campus to attend a meeting of the 1-94 Business Con- nection, consisting- of busines owners between Chicago and Milwauk- ee along 1-94. Mark Was manned the camera. _ _---.r-""'" • E:-L·+; ~ A visit from the east University presidents and vice presidents from Thailand listen to Don Piete explain the campus microcomputer lab. The visitors toured Parkside on Wednesday. 1. ""'-A-. u-. 'r ........ % nlUlday, Nov. %t, 1184 'Letters to the Editor \ Thanks for sharing To the Editor, On bebaIf 01 the Blood Center 01 Souu-stern Wbcoosin and Stu- deIIt BeaJtII Service, I' d like to lbaDk the members of the Parbide community _ ooc:e ag:aiJl sIlared tbesr Bood health by dooatioC blood dW'llll our Fall Blood Drive. A specia1 thank yoo goes to the memben of Partside's Pre-Med Club and 1nle<·Varsity C\uistiaD Fellowship, _ gave so freely of tbesr time and beIped to mate Ibis drive a success. Class rings -no class To the Editor· I tried vert bani to pass the class nna display, set up for two days last _ in front of the boobtore. But I was iDlrigued and c:ouIdn't beIp but loot. f .... d'Mppolnted. I have always ....,ted a Dice class riD«. It would be somethin« of worth to remember my alma male<, oomethiDc to beIp show bow proud f will be 01 beiDll Parbide IfIduote. Unfortunately, most of the <:sA _'s riDp occomplisb nooe of tbese. Why? Most of the rioes WOD't even say "Parkside" OD them; !bey will ooIy My "Univer· sity of Wlsronsin." Tbe one womeIJ'S rinc that bad any "class," and <OUId My "Portside" 011 it, was not lvalloble tor Portside students to pun:bose. I was told the riDe had to be specially made and the <:sA manllement decided that it c:ouIdn·t be ooId It our <IJDIlUS. I guess they didn't feel that our small, insignificant campus was worth the effort of making special riDp. I realize that Partside is part of the UW-Syste<o, but most people associate "University of WIsc:onsiD" with the Madisoo <amp.... Wen, f do not atteDd UW·Madison· I at- tend UW·Parbide and I am proud of it U <:sA ean't lCCOlDodate our <IJDIlUS, tbeII I suggest we IiDd a ring rompaJly that <an. Partside is a quality institutioo that students sbou1d be proud to at- teDd. We have JUcbIy qualified foe- ulty and staff wbidI aid studeIlts in obtainiD« wortbwbiIe degrees from a respectable institution. CSA sbou1d also be proud of serving SU<b a IiDe institutioo as Partside, and we sbou1d be served to the bigbest degree. I know that f won't be graduating with I <:sA class ring 00 my liDger. J. A1ir Supports abortion article I To the Editor: In response to the pro-life article ID the November 8 issue, I would like to applaud Jim Neibaur's ef· forts to send out a needed message to his readen.1 also read the rebut· taIs to .run's articles in the Novem- ber IS RIDi". My <:oIIIIDeIlt to these people is Ibis: I IiDd their re- sponses quite uninformed and trite to say the very least. I would also like to direct tbesr atteotioo to the November II Racine Journal TImes, _ 3C. 1be names of all these people are a testimooia1 that not ev«yaoe, thank God, reasons like those who doD't realize a fetus or embryo bas a more definite name. Human life! F.... : lWebs!e<'s di<tiooary def· inition) The young of v«tebrate animals between the embryonic and Independent stages. Whm does life begin? It seems 10 me life is always a developmen- tal process, from conception to death. To say olbenrise bas been a co~ut of rounUess generations who bave roodoDed aburtioos. Mary Bant UW-Osbkosb Write a letter to the Editor YOU'LLGR~ INTO THEM, - Students needed'to ~~Stop21" Roughly fifty petition papers were head whim was plac:ed there by OIl taken out by students, and nope- federal goverrunent by voting .. fully they will obtain <ommunity way or the other On the 21 cIrinIiIg signatures, but I know taking and age issue. The firsl step 00 Ihis doing are two different things. road is the petition which will pIi<e All that elected officials know is the drinking age issue on !he sprq that there are a wbole lot of people ballot. wbo won't take a stand for or . By the end of the semester I against the 21 drinking age issue hope to bave <ollected 150 .... and that is wby not ooe of the polio tures personally in my neighbir. tidans wants to <ome out with a bood, and in my challenged (I!R bill lor a drinking age limit. If the led) condition, I am laying dolIIl. stale governments rould pass it rballenge to all the healthy studisIIl down to the local communities, like to top my signalure total by Pt the federal goverrunent passed it out in their own neigh~1i down to them, they would. <ollecting more than I have.;'II! Remember, the federal govern· only thing I ran offer asa rewlII'i' ment does not want rredil for rais· the satisfartion of good cilizemlip ing the drinking age to 21, but they II's time for the people to IllI would ratber do it sCur'rilously, Ibis 21 drinking age issue into iii coercIvely and surreptitiously own bands in the voting booth,. through the state legislatures. This come on down 10 the Partside SIt form of bill passing is very bad gov· denl Goverrunent AssociaIioD ollie! errunent. leI's belp fix this govern· and pirk up your petition P'P'" mental flaw. FranIdin KIc/aIIi Let's take the loaded revolver P.S. Let's gel '''madder !baD beD away from our state legislalure's and not take it nO more." God's stand on abortion To the Editor: The right to petition our govern- ment is ooe of our greatest rights, but aloog with that right comes the responsibility to .. «rise that free- dom. It's like everJtbiDg else in Ibis world, "If you don't use II you lose it... I bave been attending quile a few common council meetings in the city of Kenosha lately, and a rouple of times the federal grant money linked to whether the state passed a 21-year drinking age law was dis- russed berause it would affect some local project. When I asked the aldermen d.uriDg one of the meetings if they would sign United Cauoill's minimum 21 drinking age petition, 15 of the 17 aldermen signed the petition. Al the end of the meeting one of the aldermen wished me gook luci< on getting the referendum on the spring ballot be- rause, "You'll need a lot of luck if you are <ouoting on <onege stu· dents to get fifty or sixty thousand _lures," be said. It has been over a month since thai meetioC, and now I know what that alderman was talting about when be wished me luck. At the presenl moment, we bave 75 signa. tures on the petition, and 55 of those are the ones I personally col- lected off~pus. The other 20 _lures were rolle<ted by some students roUecting them right on <ampus, with no effort espended rolle<ting in the rommunities in Racine aDd Kenosha counties. _ h LH , , EdIror Pol a-k " " " CIoaqNo Newo EdItor 8oII1tieIImC " CommPity Newo _ STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity Jay Crapser, Mite Froehlte, N~talie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kr.'Du~b. Steve Kratochvil Jeff ="Ati~J~":'~ ~:bim~at1reeD Wawro, 'KeVin To the Editor: When God said "Thou sbaIl III kill," He certaWy meant "",till said. God Almighty gave lIS dire' tions, or rommandmenls, for f1I own benefit; yes, for our 0\VIIbei' fit. H we don't fonow IheJD we,;i be held acrouotable and wiD ill" to pay the ronsequenees. Is": born infant supposed to. po; prire for our se«isb d~' BLI Whal about God? ... I bave been reading your numer· ous previous articles on the abor· tion issue. '. am not going to say that eIther Side of the issue is ror· re<:t. But wbat I am gning to do is gIve a word from God. on the issue Don't you think that the CREA: TOR of life bas somethin« to say about whal we do with that life? , , RBng~;S Writte nd ~... 1IIr~ sponsible fo, . ~ B . lIVn~d by students at UW-PBrl<sideBM they tlf6 so. r/II IICII(/,' Its editonlll polICy ltnd content. Published every Thunds" durifI9 R:""C ~e," except during brBllks and hoIk/lI'j$. A/;9 fIT 1$ printed by the Rilcine Joumal Times. . of w;sco:s~::;p:~ence should be addl'6ssed to: PerlcsidB RangB'; Unive;~ 229501' 147';'55 e. 80x No. 2000. Kenosha. WI 53741. TelBPhone(4' LBttB~ to t 3:228~. ,.wd size pSpsr. LB::e ed~ wl7lbe Bcceptsd if typewritten. doubl ... spsced on.~'I uk- phone nu;"be • ~m~ uid be less than 350 words and must be signed. wit II ~ qUBst. lhIadli:e;: ded fo,. ve,ification purposes. NIH7I8S will be withheldu~ res8rves the ri h:" lett~rs IS TUf1sdayat 10 a.m. for publication Thursd8'1. f(Jff content. 9 to edit letters snd refuse letters containing {sl$8 end d""'" • • l I • • t I .. • • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 12, November 29, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Management styles differ with sexes Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document r Toys for Kids Page 5 -----------. Student sings to SUCcess Page 9 Basketball teams victorious PagelS Management styles differ with sexes University of Wiscon~in.Parkside Vol. 13 N Female and male supervisors their areas of responsibility and in. differdramatically in their manage- teract with others a great deal en- ment styles, and those differences ~uragmg individual career gr~wth can cause serious misunderstand- l~ their secretaries and other subor- ings in the workplace, shows a dinates. studyof three major organizations Female supervisors also lend to conducted by Parkside sociology build closer relationships with sub- professorAnne Statham. ordinates and let them in on the de- Statham, whose research special- cl~lon·making process, Statham ty concerns the changing roles of said. Sample comments of female ~Jnen in modern society, inter- supervisors: VIewed 40 female and male supervi- • "I'm more people oriented. I son and 32 of their secretaries at a delegate and make them (subordi- linanCiJil institution, manufacturing nates) accountable for what they're firm and technical school, all in domg, but I guess the people side soutIIeastern Wisconsin. of me says make sure you see them Because of the nature of the once in a while .. .I talk to people in- study, anonymity was guaranteed dividually. Their perception of the ID pennns interviewed, 115 -well as staff and people is Impcrtant." lite organizations for which they • "I try to be as considerate as worked. possible of the stalf--to work "I found distinctly different around their needs." supervIsory styles between men Male supervisors, on the other and women," Statham said. "And I hand, tend to focus on themselves lhlhk tbat's important. A decade and on their perceived need to hack " women .occupied 18 percent of away from those who work for rnanagenal and administrative them, using a "self-engrossed, au- pqlitions. In 1982 the figure was 30 tonomy-invested" style that relies pel:cent. The differences in heavily on delegating authority to A Union student employee was women's supervisory behavior others, Statham said. knocked to the Roor trying to pre- could ·~ean important changes in Male supervisors tend to empha- vent three alledgedly intoxicated the workplace."· size their power and contributions youths from leaving the building Based on the study, Statham rather than specific responsibilities last Wednesday night. said, female supervisors tend to and feel that the ideal way to man- Pam Woodbury was knocked to ~ocus more on specific tasks and on age is to "stay out of it," Statham the floor when she tried to prevent .he people who work for them said. one of the youths from leaving USIng a "task-oriented, person-in: Thus, male supervisors profess to Union Square. Woodbury, who was v'Sted" style. They pay careful at- know much less about the day-to- . working admissions, suffered a lenlton to what is happening in eoDliDD'" .D poge • swollen and bloody lip. She did not R require hospila1ization. a . t. .. g Campus security said they would L n L ng m L S S L n not release the official incident re- porl to the Ranger because juveni- Anll Korlekar worked hard this -"~~~-~·:'l-j~~~?1.l~1I1es are involved. semester to prod~ce a painting, ~ The three youths, aged IS, 16 and only to have it stolen. "'-" 17, who were not Parkside stu- Korlekar has been spending the dents, were in the Union for post- past sev I da basketball game entertainment. his . era ys trying to locate At aproximately 11:30 p.m. Keith I .S ID1ssmgpainting. The painting f on a 16 x 20 canvas and was taken Harmann, a Union student har- rom the Comm Arts building tender, and Woodbury said that rOOm 111. on Nov. 30.' they saw three youths with a botUe T of Crown Royal whiskey at their pai ~ dominating colors in the • • table. Since the Union does not sell kar n g are shades of red. Korle- • _ , hard liquor, it was apparent the foll needs the painting for his porl' youths hrought in their own bolUe, de 0, and he will be leaving Parksi- Drawing of painting said Harmann. Catit' a. few weeks to relocate in back " he said. Harmann telephoned campus se- Omta. A~yone who has information curity and said he told them that , 'It's the fi t tim all about the whereaboUts of the pamt- "three guys have a botUe of Crown Proud trs e I was re Y uld Royal at their table; please help us and happy·th . t ,'ng or if the involved party wo and Wl a proJec, , I th get them out." Fifteen minutes someone took't I' t h like to return it anonymous y, ey they ~n ' . Jus ope ff' ( t later, when security had not arrived "w return it bef I I H may contact the Ranger 0 Ice nex it didn't ore eave. th ~- yet, Harmann called .~;n, he said. mean ythin to I to the Coffee Shoppe) or e r ~ - Wou!dn' an g me, Woodbury said she notieed the t be interested in getting it Arts office, CA 221. Wb 'lib b' ~-"Ao1 eary s g ts ngbten Monument Square In Racine Student hurt by drunk youth by Jellllie TuDkieIcl three youths were getting ready to EdilDr leave so she approached one 01 them and told him to remain m the Square until security arrived. Another youth, the 17-year-old, asked what was going on and Woodbury repeated her statement. Woodbury said that the l7-yw--old youth said he would DOt wail for. curity and he started to run out of the Union. Woodbury tried to re- strain him from leaving by grabblllll him by the arm and around the waist. While trying to break free, the 17-yw--01d hit Woodbury in the mouth with his wrist and caused ber to fall to the Roor, said Wood- bury. "When I tried to detaiD him I wasn't afraid because 1 never thought he would hit me. I .... shocked," said Woodbury. The two youths tried to run out 01 the building but were apprehen· ded by Harmann and Jaclt Kemper, another student bartender. Kemper, who caught the 17 yw- old, said the youth was visihly in- toxicated. "He didn't seem to real- ize the seriousness of assaulting an employee or hilling a woman in the face," said Kemper. When Harmann and Kemper brought the pair back into Union Square, Woodbury said she mista- kenly slapped the rtnt youth, think- ing it was the one who knocked ber down. The third minor was found sitting outside the building. Security arrived after tbose events at about midJuchl, .proxi. mately h ve minules after Hn- mann', second call Secunty ques- tioned Woodbury tIlen left ",th the three youths A sludent secunly euant .... scbeduled to work at the dane;, bul he lailed to show up I... wort.' d Vmce G&g~otlJ, tanl cltreclor 01 Campus Secunly. Ron Bnnkman, d1r<cI ... 01 Cam- pus Secunty, said thai he is p.... - enUy wortJna ",th the Konosha Dlstrict Attorney's office to deler- mine whal steps sbouId be taken WIth the mmors. Bnnkman said be is doubUul that assault charges wt1l be presoed because It appears Woodbury grabbed the youth fInI and beca_ of her apparenl rdaIIalJon "In IS- saull charges you must prove 10- tent," he ... d Brinkman said 01 the cInnIwlc charges, "Whal .t boih down to IS being a lraffic olfenso ... a c!wle for being on the premisa und..... ge. Ultimately, the charge mvolv1ng juveniles is dehqueocy. The rUleS are payable m court and the rUleS range from $SO to mo." He laid they will try to charge all three youths 10 the incident. Bnnkman ... d the reason why It took security onken over 20 minutes to respond to the two caih is because the infonnalJon recerved was DOl "speci.fk. to ~ .._z ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::::::~iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiRAN~GF.I\= 2 nunday, Dec. 6,I,! .... lL.-._L_e_t_te_r_s_t_o_th_e_E_d_i_to_r_l Abortion "propaganda " article is this: 1 fmel your ,esp ...... naive, overbearing and blindly emo- tiooal What gives you the right to impose your religious beliefs on others? Let poopIe make their own decisions. Hiding bebiDd a religious """text iso't the answer, so there is 1M) need to quote !rom the Bible. It was the self-righteousness 01 reli- gious leaders during the middle ages that acxounted for the slaught- ering of thousands of innocent people who were "non-believers." Keep that in mind. 1 think it would be best to stuff self-righteousness under a rock where it belongs. Sinrerely, DaIl Slublaskl To the Editor: In response to Mr. Neibaur's ar- ticle OIl 1Iborti0ll and those - wrote in to support bim, 1 would like to say, what about cboke' What about beliefs? What about ig- norance? Mr. Neibaur wrote _ of the most miDdIess propaganda ar- ticles 1 have ever read. It reminded me of the "Reeler Madness" film that was released ,..,.,. aco· Mr. Neibaur's article paralleled that film in the sense that he relied on distorted lear and charged em0tion- alism to sway people's opinion. He was way out of line on this ooe. My comment to the others who wrote in supporting Mr. Neibaur's Help for Nicaragua ~~Iz&4 Nobody asked me, but..• L'li stand up for indecision from this hubbub. and conspicuous by its absence, for it is. 1 feel, the voice of the majority of Americans on this issue. Sure, we've heard from pro-lifers and pro-cbclcers, the promiscuous and the protesters, Procrusteans of all ranks and per- suasions, but as with virtually every debate in American society, the majority is found in the middle- yes, the middle; shunned and scor- ned by the extreme as callous know-nothings, we are the firmly undecided. One of the main disadvantages of this position is that its very exist- ence is denied by those absolutists who populate the extremes. How can one be neither for or against abortion? Either one thinks it is permissible, or a capital offense. We recognize this problem, but be- lieve it is outweighed by the advan- tage of being able to see the faults in the dogmatists' arguments. To begin with, in the debate that has been fought on these pages of late, I am surprised nobody has seen fit to address the subject of . rape. It is perhaps to be expected that Mr. Neibaur's column assert- ing that abortion should not be in- cluded among responsible means of contraception would avoid mention of this phenomenon; after all, the responsible rapist is a rare breed and the alternative is to advise all females from the onset of puberty will help bring in the coffee and the cotton. Two to four week brigades will be leaving the United Stales Dec. 18, Jan. 4. Jan. 8. Feb. 1 and Feb. 10. The cost from Miami is $630 for two weeks, _ for three weeks and $700 for four weeks. Call 414/634-3568 for more information. To the Editor: There is an urgent need ... in Nicaragua. We need your help in harvesting brigades to NicaragUa immediately. As the Nicaraguans continue to defend themselves against the ceo- oomic, propaganda and """Ira war the United Stales is fighting against them, special volunteer work bri- gades from France. Italy, West Germany. Mexico, Holland. Eng- land, Spain and the United States to be perpetually prepared to light off the sperm of that despicable low-life that may be lurking out there somewhere. The only argument pro-lifers have pertaining to rape is that it is wrong to punish the innocent by. product of the crime; it is preiera- ble to punish the victim. 00", may have difficulty perceiving an organism the size of a four-letter word or even one of the shorter paragraphs on this page as be~ sentient, much less human. but a anti-abortionists know bow would feel if they were super-g\u to a brick wall and someone c clawing them off with a bulldo}" Thevictim of any other crirn~ have his or her injuries takers care of, but the anti-abortionists co",," rape victims to suffer the phY'.1 pains of child-bearing and -birth, ignore the ever-present reminder 01 their victimization, accept the tot. disruption of any plans. make do with an interruption in salary ac- companied by an increase in medi- cal bills and be resigned to the fact that this most intimate of violations will be public knowledge. They offer the small comfort that after all this is done, the haby can be given away to some lucky couple somewhere. and maybe, just maybe, never seen again. by Paul Berge EIoIae KiDeb CeDtraI Ameri<u SoUdarily CoaHtioD The scene: a busy. upscaIe res- taurant. Scores of people at the ta- bles around the hall are earnestly engaged in conversations; waiters are carrying entrees to' some 01 the tables and buspersons are carrying dirty dishware away lrom others. Focus on a table by the window facing a bustling street in a major metropolitan center. There are two men at the table. One says, "Well, Phil, my broker is E.F. Hutton, and E.F. Hutton says .," AU activity stops. not only in the restaurant, but also on the street. Everywhere the eye can see, ears are straining to hear the opinion of KF. Hutton. The scene: a vast desert. For miles and miles the panorama reveals no cactus, no scurrying ro- dents, no slithering reptiles, no clouds, no signs of life or water anywhere save for two human be- mgs standing alone in stark contrast to the seemingly endless stretches of sand. One says. "Well, Phil, I was discussing abortion the other day with my family planning coun- selor, and she says." - Quickly the desert is filled with people, all talking, and soon all shouting and screaming at the tops of their lungs, all straining to make thier opinions known. . Yet one voice has been missing Holiday film is fun riously thinking of the third lime with friends who haven't seen it yet. If you like slap-stick comedy, it will be the best belly-laugh you've had in years. To the Editor: 1 would like to encourage anyone wbo hasn't seen "The Christmas Story" movie to do so this week- end. It is a nostalgic trip back to a 1940's family Christmas. It was so funny I've seen it twice and am se- Humorously yours, Eva Spalla Employee injured learning process for all of us. From now on we will respond immedl- alely to calls from the Union." Bill Niebuhr, Union director, said he will meet with bartenders and discuss how they should place calls to security when there are se- rious problems in the Union. He also said that the Alcohol Use Policy Committee will be examin- ing how to handle this type of situa- tions. "Normally we don't have many minors hanging out in the Union, especially not at night." said Nie- buhr. Kemper said, "We (Union em- ployees) don't get paid enough to put up with getting assaulted." CoaliDaed fnlm _ 1 "The people who took the calls said that Ihey thought the Union employees just needed help gelling the crowd out after the dance. The background noise from the Union also created a problem in under- slanding what was going on. Both security employees who answered the .phone calls got the same Im- pression that there was not a big rush to get to the Union," said Brinkman. Brinkman said a series of mis- takes occured that night. He said the Union supervisor should have called in to report that the student security guard didn't show up. "We sbould all accept responsibility for the mistakes," he said. "It was a Continued OD page 1% J_ T1IlItIekz - Edilor Pal Bensbt " Campns N Edilor Bob 1t1eIIIDC :.. CommDDlty N EdItor f:t =.~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.~ ~:= =~ Carol KorteDdIct Sports EdItor Dave M_y Pboto EdItor JIB WbItaey N1eIIesl Copy Edilor Andy BDdwwl IIusIDess Mauger - MIke Farren AdverlIsIDc Mauger Pal Zlrtelbocb · · DIslribalIoD Mauger ~ _ :.~ AssLIIusIDess Mauger Ranger Is written and edited by students at UW-Ptlrlcside and they are solelYre- sponsible for Its edltorlel policy and content. Published every Thursday during the ecademlc year except during breaks and holldeys. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 198! reviewed Pages 11-1it ., Thursday, Dec, 13, 1984 ' University of Wisconsin-Parkside yom the~rkside ~ger ... z Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Editorial Student punctuation Gu.. tEdiluriaJ by I'l'aDkliJI K.<z..ski 1atIiIlg apiDst the railiDg at the MoIltwo part 01 the roncoone, I as strudt by a fabulous idea. The fact was that the cortege of studeDts going past me was sitniIar to the pWlctuatioll marks within an .... y, Wlth the air between them like words The greater majority of students are lite spacers between words. Spacer. are those studeDts wbo are on campus just for a high grade, baccalaureate or a goud time, These reasons might seem lite different ends of a spectrum, but none of them do much to unplOYe campus We or sptnt. Students wbo can be classified as comnw on campus are the ones wbo have super ideas, but they fail to carry them to totallruition. They do make you pause lite a comma does III a sentence, but then you go abuut your own business. Smucolon students are a lad bit beller than commas, and they are Wl1tingto talte on some responsibil- .Iy for Kelting things accomplished on campus. GeoeraIIy, but not always, they are drafted and accept leadenlup roles in clubs they are per>onalJy IIIterested in. 1beD lIMn are a few people on campus wbo ask bow the _Is would lite to bave things run. 'Ibis group, of course, is the administrabon, and they are surely designated the slatus of the questioll mart. These interrogative marks must of course be answered by Imperative statements. The only trouble is that there are too few students ~ ing to talte that responsibility upon themselves of becoming the period at the end of a statement. The few who do must sacrifice a large amount of their personal time and energy in making that statement, for which they are oflen criticized and seldom appreciated. Y011 know one of the surprising groups of students lbat I bave noticed is the high percentage of involvement of challenged (disabled) studeDts compared with the percentage of the involvement of the normal _t popuIabon on campus. 'Ibis in""lved interest and the extra worlt they mighl do might be only over-compensation for their challenged condition, or possibly it may be due to their knowledge, througb deprivation, that one must try to make things beller. As far as a pWlctuation marlt, challenged studeIIts lW'ely stand out lite exclamation points. WeD, I've been leaning against this rail long enough looking at and classifying students. Now is the time to ask. a question of whomever might be reading this. "Whal type 01 pune/uation would someone use 10 cbssily you?" Would they classify you as a "me" person like an empty spacer or a comma, or a "we" person, similar to the semi· colon or period type punctuation? The administration bas been asking lately, "Why doesn't Parltside retain a larger number of juniors and seniors?" My last answer as a student Senator is "There are too many 'I' and 'me' people on campus and not a sufficient number o( 'we' or 'us' students contributing to a more stable, cohesive and pennanent four year university at Parkside." The only way Parltside is going to become a leading campus in the UW system is if the student budy puts down their "me" attitude and adopts the "we" philosophy. It's up to us, and it's in our students' hands, Let's go home and have a "HAPPy HOLIDAY." Then, when WE come back, let US give it that "Old Parltside try." E i or cause like to thank everyone wbo contributed cash and would also lite to ' thank those wbo lent moral support to our efforts, The money will go to a good cause! Sincerely, Michael G. Daniel, African Relief Rep. ADthropology Club Write a letter to the Editor ... 'OIl • j , " RANGEI\ .---:_---- V "NO, CASPAR WEINBERGER. I AM THE GHOSTOF BUDGE.T CUTS YET TO COME." Nobody asked me, I want answers to Christmas questions to the next one; but when we left him before, there was quite a Ioag line of children to see him. What confusion we must be putting our children througb. I will personany never completely recover fromthe /rauma. Next question: wby do the networks broadcast the Christmasspecials so early in the monthofDecember? It's not that Imind Christmas specials, I actually love to watch Frosty melt, and I get a b~ laugh every year at Boris Kartolf helping the Grincb steal Christmas. Bul wby wben we are barelydone digesting our Thanksgiving stuffiag, do we start to see Christinas being Continued on Page 19 by Pat Heusia!< Community News Editor warned them about), and to be sure, we'll bear those people at the other end of the spectrum wbo can only find enougb room in tbeir brain to come up witb "BAH! HUMBUG!" Tbat's original, and thai certainly is the spirit. My purpose here is not to criticize, thougb. Instead I have some questions, and it's my bope that by Christmas, I'll have some answers. It's been puzzling me (or some time now, exactly why does every single sbopping center have to have a Santa? When I was still a child, il always confused me tbat Santa would go from shopping tenter to shopping center _ I never saw him on the road, and he always beat us but ... Letter to the Editor Abortion - an issue of human life To the Editor: due to fear, etc.). What else can Because I am Jim Neibaur's abortion be called other than murwife, this leller will be thought der? Murder of the most beautiful b.ased by many. However it is not defenseless form of human life. ' Jtrn. I am defending,.It 15: the thou- There is nothing else to consider sands of unborn babies killed every in this life/death situation Wh day that I'm concerned with. person kills another, we don'te~: Iwould Just like one pro-abortion hate whether the deceased person to prove that the fetus is not burden to his or he f '1' was a a living human being who knows tional or financial :tat~';e s:rr:t fear, feels pain and wants to sur- the murderer and grieve for the vicvive. There's been proof that it is (a tim.. An unborn baby commits no VIdeo tape of an actual aburtion lakin. g place shows the infant reac- cnme-why should it have to pay with its life? ting to pain, an increased heartbeat Abortion is NOT a religious Relief fund is a good To the Editor, On Wednesday and Thursday of last week the ADthropology Qub set up a booth on the Urnon Bridge and collected donations for African Retief A total of $135.58 was collected The money was forwarded to the US CoDlJltillee for UNlCEF. Tbe Anthropology Qub would :.:- ~:::=::::::::::::::::::::::::=:::::::::::::::..~.~::: Bob KIosIDc- _ Comm-,. News EdIIor Pat~~~]£~\2~~~~~_1~~~ Zlrtd_ DiItrtbatIooi Muacer BreMo ~ _ _ AId. __ Muacer to.; " I-I"" , co'· ~ - ... i'''' It's once again that peculiarly joyous time of the year wben all students throw up their hands and say "It's done!" Actually, we do that twice a year, once in spring, once in winter. Yes, in case you've had your head in a book for the entire semester, you've probably noticed that the seasons have indeed changed, and it's almost Christmas. H won't be long now and we'll be hearing all those people who go around humming and whistling Christinas carols (those are people I'm certain everyone's mother has issue, it is a human one. However, the only comfort I persouaUycan find in this situation is to knowtbal God has taken the aborted children into His care. If my son comes homeat theage of 16 with a pregnant girlfriend,my mind will not be changed. Iwould offer to take the child in myseU,as that child would be a par! of me. We may not all make great c<JII' /ributions to society, but we aUdeserve a chance at life. NOBODY has the right to 13ke that away' Diana NeibaUf STAFF . Jim Burge. Konise Cassity Jay Crapser, Mite Froehlte, Natalie Haberman, Darryt Hahn, Kimberlie Kr.anlcb, Steve Kratochil J If ~~~J~~~ t:f~~aureeD Wawro, 'KeVin Rangttr is written and edited by studflnts at UW-PatksidB and they are solelYresponsible for its ediror/al policy and content PublishtJd every Thursday during the IIcadem/c 'IN . . . Ra • r ?XCtlpt dunng bf'BlIks lind holidays. A/~ IS prmted by the RlIClne Journal Times. . Wise . espon~ence should be Bddressed to: Parlcside Ranger, UniverSity of 2295D11sml-PBT~side. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. WI 5314'_ Telephone (414) 553- fIT 414) 553-2287. • LettBnf to thB editor will be lICCepted if t'tpewrinen. doub/trsp8Ced on stand8ld "'PhllPSPM. LettSts should be less than 350 words (mel must btl signed, with II teleone number incluc/-.J I. • • . •h •• 1d po",~ quest. DeBdli .... ,or vernlCal/on purposes. Names will be wit II<> U r ...... ne for letters Is Tuesday at 10 /I m for publication Thursday. Range .....IINes the r~ ht t fld: . . (Dry com",nt. 9 0 'It letters lind refuse letters contslning false and def6l1l8 RANGER 3 Tbursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Faculty Senate passes n dvisi · The Faculty Sen~te passed a The lic' . ew a vIsIng policy policythat will help Improve advis- .ed advi.'ingy:dtablish~ ~ centraliz- major will continue to meet with mg lor students WIth undectored manned onen tion center. an assigned advisor from th . majors and those in academic mis- with undby:;Cedulty,~o 8Jd students cilic department. ell speery. ec majors and those " , The Academic Policy Committ who r~U1re prescriptive advising. There s been a lot 01 discussion (APe) presented the Academic A":- Prescnptive advising will be lor about the problem of advising for vising Policy to the Faculty Senate stu~ents who are baving academic' at l~t two years among the faefor approval on Tuesday Dec 4 ~fl_CUlty. These students would u:t~ S8Jd James Shea, professor The policy has been in the 'rks' ve a course schedule prescribed 0 logy and chair of APe. wo for them by their ad . lor about a year. Students wbo h VISOr. According to Shea, a special ad . ave declared a hoc committee, chaired by Eugene Student affairs need emphasis _ by Pat lIeastu every stud t . . Campus News EdItor . ff en IS more than just tion. Miller said members of the . gomg 0 . to class. and learning new university community need to un- "Academic quality and quality of co:nt Information:" said Miller. derstand that a person's past expelife make for a quality education. ller told the Iisterung group, nenees will be influential' on what made up 01 administration, laculty, will happen later. The luture is ours to make, not acade taff ours to take. H we're not careful th nuc s and students, that Miller applied his concept to the we're liable to end up like the Uni- . ey should look at their own expe- university. "Our society is so comcom. Don't be a Unicorn," said Dr. nences and think about what hap- plex that we see interdependence Ted Mill pens both inside and outside the as a less mature way of dealing er, Prolessor 01 Education" classroom, and then ask thentselves with things. We are interested in Department 01 Counseling and what kinds 01things they do to add telling people to stay out 01 our Human Development Services and to the second curriculum. The "sec. area and not become involved in it. Director 01 the Center lor Student ond Curriculum" deals with the in- But does the institution really beneDevelopment at the University of t~,.action that goes on in the univer- Iit from the adversary relationships Georgia. sity setting outside the classroom, that can develop? Or, among stuMiller equated the plight 01 the known to many as student aflairs or dents, are those at the "C" grade Unicorn with the plight lacing student activities. level less competent than someone many universities. He read the "The student affairs are often re- else? There should be ways of inpoem, "The Unicorn," by Shel Sil- garded as supplemental to the aca- v~lving students to work together. verstein, which says that Unicorns denuc function, but they are not. It s Important to work with peopwere so busy doing their own thing Student affairs programs are coor- Ie." that they became extinct (they dinate with the academic end 01 Miller asked what could be done missed Noah's Ark). Miller warned education. A supplement is adding to create those "systems 01 surthat laculty, academic staff admin- something to something that's al- vival." He pointed out that we are istration and students must work ready complete. Complementary is all value-driven, we have belief systogether so that the university does something that's important to the terns and missions, and il we can't not become like the Unicorn _ ex- completion of -something else. But articulate them, we will have peoptinct. coordinate is the whole thing to- Ie pulling and pushing against each The luture 01 student aflairs on gether being essential and 01'equal other. Miller said that it's imporevery campus is the responsibility importance to the learning that tant to pick up on Levitt's theory 01 01the students, staff and laculty 01 goes on. Most 01 us would agree the total system, which includes that campus. They make up the that what happens outside the people, structure, technology and community that makes the campus classroom is important, but too task. A total system has everything what it is, he said. many people still say that il a per- affecting everything else. Miller Miller, spoke candidly about his son comes to college and is success- then pointed out that it's vital to visions lor higher education and lui academically, they're complete. comprehend that the death of a sysstudent affairs at a lecture last They are't seeing the process as a tern can come Irom failing to take week. Miller questioned how uni- whole or as a totality," said Miller. care 01 the smallest detail. versities can create environments Miller said that our development The responsibility for the success that will appeal to both young adult is going on constantly. Little by litt- of a system lies with each individand non-traditional students, to the Ie we start to understand more ual to some extent, he said. "In a abled and the disabled, to the em- about who we are. As we get older, situation where there are students, ployed and unemployed student. we deal with different content and the major responsibility for per- "There is a reasonable agree- different ideas. Things get more sonal development lies with the stument on what excellence is al complex as we continue to develop, dents to develop themselves. We about, particularly through relevant and in terms 01the university, each won't really teach anybody anydialogue and communication pro- person is at a different stage 01 thing. We are ultimately responsicesses that take place. There's his/her development. Programs ble lor what directions we accept, more to education than is often need to be created that will be re- and il we don't take the responsibilconsidered. What's necessary for sponsive to the needs 01the popula- Continued OD Page 8 Norwood, professor of German researched and wrote the majoritY 01 the policy. The report from the ad hoc committee was accepted by the Vice Chancellor and then sent to APe. . "The thrust of this is that we need to do a better job educating advisors and thereby we will be doing a better job advising students. Our pwpose is to be\p students who need help. We want to see students getting their degrees", said Shea. Where the advising center will be housed and the costs 01the project have to be -ud out by the Vice ChanceUor. Additional information about the advising center will be in the next issue 01 the Ranger, Jan. 17. PSGA looks at new policy policy exists, and then lind yourself completely in violation 01 il would be extremely discouraging 10 any student, and pretty lrustrating, too; so as the governing body lor the students, we should help them to understand not only how things have come into existence, but how to deal with lbem as well, and we should let them know exactly what they are responsible for," she said. Tunks said that the Senate after a briel discussion, had tho~t a brochure on all the policies that affect students would be appropriate; however, the Senate made no lor, mal motion at this time to I>egb; work on a brochure. "The reason the Senale didn't take lormal action in the past Senate meeting was because they haven't really had a lOt 01 time 10 think about the implications themselves. After doing a IitUe research, we may lind that a brochure would be ineffective, maybe wortshops on the policies would be better, 'or maybe both. The Senate needs to do a little more research, but I'm Continued OD Page 4 by Pat Uenslak Campus News Editor The Faculty Senate recently approved the new Academic Advising Policy and Parkside Student Govemment Assocation (PSGA) Senate plans to search out new ways to help students on campus be more aware 01 how this policy will aflect them. Terry Tunks, PSGA president, said, "The new policy talks about the student being responsible for his or'her advising success. There's really a potential lor a wide range 01 implications that will go along with that, including students who simply will not know the policy is in existence. There are a lot 01 policies on campus that call for the responsible student, and that's line, but what if the student isn't even aware that the policy exists? How would they know what to ask lor? "I think it really is part of PSGA's responsibility to get the students informed about the policies and keep them aware 01 the policy changes that will aflect their careers here. To not know that a Math comp waived for some students "We're not terribly unhappy, but we'd like to see (the proposal) modified a bit," Weston said. He said the proposal includes trigonometry, a one-credit module, and allows students to complete the competency requirement with a D- in algebra. Weston said he would like the proposal to require students 10 get a C or better in lbe course, but Shea disagreed. "Passing is passing," Shea said. The math department is also unhappy that they were not notified untif just belore the proposal was passed that it was before the committee. "We were notified late in the game and that's why some people are ticked off," Weston said. The math department has asked the committee to reconsider the proposal, Weston said, to include their recommendations. But Shea said the committee's decision is prohably Iinal. But Shea said notice was sent to the department "well , ahead," and that lbe committee's • itaiM" is"Pft'bably'ft'rrtlt. '01 ........... - ~. by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor A decision by the Academic Policy Committee to waive the math competency tests for students who pass college algebra or higher math courses is drawing fire from the math division. Anger, suspicions and disgust. people who mistakenly thought the versity Undergraduate Council 01 The proposal, passed several These are a lew 01 the words students actually intended to com- Students said supporters 01 the ret- weeks ago by the committee, is the some Brown University students mit suicide in the event of nuclear erendum were pleased the press first provision to allow students to are using to describe their reactions war. was so interested and happy the waive a competency exam. The to the national press coverage of Supporters 01the relerendum are media attention belped generate so committee's decision is effective their recent "cyaniderelerendum." not ptanning to kill themselves, but much student involvement in the immediately, In a campus election that set re- rather are trying to say that a coun- election, but "we're disillusioned Committee Chairman James cord levels 01 participation, Brown try that stockpiles nuclear wea- by the power 01 the press to sway Shea said students who have passed students voted overwhelmingly to pongry is analogous to a health opinion and create inaccurate ima- college algebra usually have the stock the school's health center service that stockpiles cyanide: ges." math skills needed to pass lbe comwith cyanide pills as an anti-nuclear both are suicidal. The experience left Brown stu- petency test. weapons protest. The cyanide reler- "They (the media) have not been dents complaining 01 being mis- "We don't see any reason to reendum brought on a weeklong emphasizing the symbolism 01 the quoted and misrepresented, and quire such students to take the test, flood 01 coverage by local, national referendum, and that is the most united in their disgust and mistrust or others to grade it," Shea said. and international news organiza- important part 01 the proposal," 01 the press, Turner said. "It's just kind 01 dumb." tions. Jason Salzman, an organizer 01 the She said that during one inter- But the math department, while The press coverage, in turn, caus- movement, told a reporter from the view, for example, a local television not disagreeing with the proposal, ed ,a deluge 01 calls and letters to University 01 Pennsylvarua student newscaster would not allow stu- has some problems WIth It, S8Jd thlt university expressing shock newspaper. dents to explain the symbolic no- Prolessor Kenneth Weston, eh... • oufq~;JlJ:lll~~~illi.<!P_ {~~ '-:..;".J)!I~r_-l!o!1!Jef ef>tllle-·Ilre_-Uni,·_,· '."C'.' .' ••&a\iIl ........ ,~,. " ...... ,·._er~~lIeparlJlIl!IIt·_- •.• ~- Brown students react to coverage 4 T1umday, ~. 13, 1984 PU AB passes new "We're not saying that the v_ sbouId give ak:oboIi<: prizes The Parts,de Union Advisory and we're not saying that they Board (PUAB) last FrIday approv. can't," said Preston, "What we are ed a ~wnte 01 IlJIaIcoboI ,l!DdOr saying is that if lbey are going to poh<y, voted to ertend the amounl give aJcobolie prizes lbeo they bet01 lime availahle IDr the purdlase t.. have non-aJcobofic prizes availa01 bewfaces at UDIODevents and ble lor those wbo are too young to tabled a poficy that would allow drink or wbo don't wutto drink." UllIOnbartenders 10 ..... ve tips, The approved goideline will now The aJcobol veodol' poficy .... re- be sent to the Assistant ChanceDor wnnen by a sub-eommutee 01 lor approval or disapproval board members Bruce Preston, In order to increase profits in lbe Kttlb I!armaM IlJId J ..... Tun- UDIOD,the boanI approved a plan kieIa alter lbe ongmaI draft .... to ..tend lbe amount 01 lime that lound 10 be Inacceplable OIIe bevenges IlJId ticltets may be purmajor problem J ..... Tunkittcz, chased during events in lbe Union. flanIer edttor, bad Wllb the O<ICI- Tickets will be on sale un.W five naI pobcy .... the gwdebne that minutes belore lbe end of the SVCIfSIed that Ranc... """ertIsers event, beer will be sold unW the DOl p~ IlJIY ads thai portny a1ro- overhead lights in the Union are hoi til I r.-abIe lJlIlJIIler lurned 00, and soda will be avalla- "nus £UIdeIIDe IS clearly __ hie unW patrons have lefl lltuUOoaI." said TwWeicz. She It is boped that wilb this change, presented a m<rno from the Sl1I- students will slay in the Union unW dent Press Law center in Waslunc- the end 01 the event, rather than tOIl. DC whidl aled cuneol IIw, leaving early lor last drinks It IDd IndJcaled thaI other vendor neigbboring ban. Iwdeltnes ID the original pobcy "We are losing sales and treating __ uncomtItullonal IS well. adults like cJuldren," said Dennis The other major change .... a PadIoct. in rele<ence to the idea "'CU1Itioo ID the origiaJ pobcy that lbat shutting down lbe a1cobol proIublted vendors from living aJ.- early would Increase sobriety cobol IS prues It events, Tbe com- _ those driving borne ... PeopDIIU .. ~Wl'Ole the rule to say that Ie are IeIvtng for list calls at ban. ,. ~ prues are to be liven. IDl1 .... ·re DOl addressing the probI noo-alcoboIIo substitute (erdud- \em" tlII water) mID! also be made IVIIi- The boanI also tabled I pobcy able," thai would allow Union barterlders 'I'bouIb the Board memben Ip- to reteive lips in a discreet manner. proved tile _ pobcy. U""'" Di- Tbe r-. for this. according to rtdor Bill Niebuhr ezpressed con- member Jack Kemper. is beause ce<n lbool admuustrati .. approval lbe Union bartenders mate less 01 I pobcy lbIt _ allow a1ro- tban bartenders in neighboring bob< _ to be .."... "I don't communilles. This suggestion was tIunIt lbIt this will ny." be SlId. debated. and it was decided that Alcohol program set The RaCIne CoUDC1.l on A1cobol community groups. The lraining is and Other Drug Ab.... Inc. IS set to begin late JllJIuary and will ~ ~ ~ ~ .::;,::: be provided hy aperts in lbe field. leer to be lJlSlruc1Dn ID lbe Youth Interested persons should call Jan Alcohol and Ilrutl Awareness Pro- Meredith at 632~ for further incram It area schools. churches and formation. by Kari DillOi Become an <ificer inthe ~ National Guard. Take our Cdlege Student Officer Ptogram part .. while you go to scbooI full-time. Get management expenenc:e and a good paycbeck every month. And be a Seoond Ueutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each swnrnet'. For RUe infmnation call: 654-5179 • ,.., alcohol veRdor guidelines licy that allows those beers that thing to drink, and then no enough information was not availa- ~e selling well in the commuruly someday take a class from thetll~ ble to hid lor the contract at Par':ld~ Chair Dave Higgens su . ':Tbere are some lega~.prohlems And one board member 0 sending a memo about !gesloi that I have to look into. said N,e- also a' bartender voiced a proUbl~m lem, hut .!band .. Was ~~P."b: bohr, "and if necessary 1 will bnn~ that heexjlOrienCed m the mo~ "Maybe '.the problem could-' it up at the next Union Direeto wbije working. He S31d he felt un_dressed' in something like be adMeeting." Probl ems with the IRS easy refusing to serve some mem article presenting the p: ~I and declaring tips on tax forms bers of the faculty. • Bo lin' Nie.bUbr said. 0 etll," were also mentioned- "The bar- "Some members of tlte. w g . _, • tenders may end up being hurt hy ea e went a little overboard one . The 'next PUAB meelin . the whole thing," said Walter L: ..said Kemper. "It put me in scheduled lor January. A new~ Feldt ~eai strange position if I have to WIll he elected because IIigge", . In other business. the board also tell them that they can't have any- graduating. U approved a beer brand selection . Task force works'··for students de~ts go' home' at nigul. they go tion Divilii6n; Betty Shutl~, Vi back (0 the old friends. a lot of Chancellor IDean of Faculty an~ whom are not in college. so there prolessqr o!.AntbroPOlogy;and II> are a lot of distractijlDS.:;., ',' chaeLB~~slS" tnterim, Allis"'t the FresbInan.soph0'l10re Task c~anS~f9r,(as OfJan.15.198S)and Force"s made up \>f aJ! ,all'star assocla e prol!""'r n~SQc;oI'I!Y. team.:i!ccording to Gus!dn.,T;be 14 G\>skinhas. asked tbal ~ COO> mernqers, 01 the .•Task Fpree",:e rmJt.~ .su~rmt ~ report On Ihoir probahly the. most acti~e p,e<lRle0" fln\lmg§ ~~ A~ril IS. '.: campus. Task force members are Canaty. chati' of the TaskF,~ John Buenker. professor of History said that the charge of the COI1lJnit. and Archivist; Robert Caru,rrY,pro- tee. IS so broad that they COuld IIiIiI fessor.OfEngfish and ehatl' oflbe ~p ~Olng ~ylbingf~m a "'ties ~ H~nities Division ;plOn~,maw '. Illt~or" £,\>~es. ~ hyiJy:. to ni> Chen, p~fessor: Of,..~lle,~S!:Iep.£e; vept1~_~I.UIlJV_erslty:;· ~ -; _ . Art Dudy£h~, prolessor,o,f Busin~ss" The cO~tt" is Ciure,iIy io and chair of the Business and Ad- the planmng stages and Iooiinj t ministrative Science Diyision; Stel-, the many JlOSSibmtieslor helpilr la Gray, 'Professor, ementllS·; John .~ the fre~lIl.an-sopb~t'!art _Harbison. 'professor of 'Political Some oI'lbequestiOlliill~<&Imit, Scifnce, IlJId~coordinatQ~ "of_qte In,. tee~; IOQ~g. alart!" Ga/!(.~ !Inl terita~?naI Studies. PrDg!;"!'1' ,,,etel: stqd<t!ltJ<9l!"'ng_ to./be,!IIJi!'llSilJ Hoff. associate i>rof~o,r!l!!~ngljsh! Wlt~ ~~r -~~.~"l!'" and )!~manities, ~nd chair!.! lbe mi~Qries,<I possibiJity;.,df,,, lI!OI Uniye~it~ committee; J J\!~.pder to ,!P~~.,~_<I!nissions"~ LlcIma_n.,prolessor" of; llfi>\I1t!J!lat-, ar~ ),*!\,gtY~B stu~Is;)l!1o_ ics; Eugene Norwood.-professor of here lIie appropnate'in!lII1IOlioo German; Ronald Pavalko. profes- _ about how to get ready lorl'OlI!ie; sor of Sociology and chair of lbe are we helping stodenls male I Behayioral Sdence Qivision ;-.!:liU'- sm,,?!Ii:r~imsitionfrol!> JUiti,,!dIooI bara,' S~ade.!assoclate p~ofessor 01 toc~~~~,~lIring~t ~ Edu~~tinn:and chai.!: of tfJeEduca--,PP;tbIu!'d oPPace;, . Senate .mulls;@d.visi~:g"rul~st;:,-:<>;~~ii' and Whereas: The studen~ have -n,)' ant"d?ro-.rempore 'ol-t!le>$<blI! voieeeiin the ·Board 6f· Regerits; Be should include aeting .. allUilIicllIt Resolved lbat: Parkside Student lalionsj""mrnunicayort'IiIIsllA f. Government. mc. is itiifavorol a PSGAo.i;We've;.needOd,so"-" 'Student Regent Bill In'CODS~<Iera-'' do lhis'fol"lrJong lime.,WfW lion by the ,State of Wiscoilsin legis' be; willing, to work'OIltlieoiIllplOi> lature-.."" '. ,..: _. ,menU oj\our own imager 3Bd1ft ''I'm glad we support this," said should work !liard 'at fitIdiIIg" Tunks .. "I think it's a good step; how to better serve the .students" and If It passed lhroug,h the legisla- this campus. By malting peopI< ture,. it will be an ;even bigger step more.t.aware ,of":the' diffeletll ~ lor students, provided that lbere is ices wee'., .. "offer'-"and'01'0iI joiO an effective shldent serving. N body conoerM llS·stud~nts<l,tI\iIii",1 that·s designed to serve the stu. he .laking a first step in better "'" _.dents shoulJl have SQm~ne, who. ing thOS$ s!!,deD~:' f '. .' WI~ fuIlY~ClllJlprehend tl)at position 't~el!JSb.tp~gof&'t~ WIthin Its body. It will make certain for this semester WIn be "~1' that .the ~tudent voice.is hejU'd:: . De~.)1j'1).p;'1!' in.CA),l9,N1: T~nl<s mtroduced a resolution welc~'P¥ ,aiiilJncqur~';~ staling that the duties df'the Assist- teo'!..,;; i:,· '~1 .~~;"ll FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS' f·~ms6..~R1": If you would like your final check(s)maiied to 0 : ., ';;,' .. TYPING." I send a wntten request to the Payroll Offi . Y u, • , Letters _ Resum~s • 1. ~~e request inclUdeyou~ addressan~edate' of . :." ).;';p"'e~~~:;;i';,I 2. Attach a self-addressed ., .. '- ... ,. 7.-1 • each check. . stamped envelope for : _···.pHONE.63'-: • Optional req ~ . .' 'A d rson • Desk ~ndP<1¥~~tr..c°~~~ailal:?leat .the UniOn. Ir)tq : Ja~l~~ff~~;k' tve:ur.,.;.}t . , • . :: . ue~!i'fls7·9al"5!>3.2256.i" .:. Racine. WISconSIn'... t.•••• _ ..... Why are capable students dropping out of school? Chancellor Alan Guskin bas set up a task lorce to examine this and other problems facing freshmen and sophomores. "I've been concerned with this issue for quite some time. ~e major topics of my convocation speeches for the past two years tried to focus the altention of the university on the freshman-sophomore year. Our lresbInen and sophomore students, like at many urban universities, are lost. Many are lost beause lbeir skills are 'not up to par. But we lose many because lbey do not get connecied to the university," said Guskin. "Figures show thai some of the besl students who come out of high school do not have a strong motivation to slay in college so lbey don't conlinue on." Guskin set up lbe task loree to look al the goal of keeping fresh-. men and sophomores on campus. The charge of the task force is to rlOd ways to beller integrate freshmen and sophomores into the academic life of the university. This task may be particularly bard at an urban commuter campus like Parkside. said Guskin. "Stu-. Continued from Page 3 hoping they make a decision over the break so we can start to implement things in the next semester, and then over the sununer with the new and transfer students." At its past meeting, the Senate passed two new resolutions, one in regard to the student seat on the Board of Regents. the other directly cbanging the rules in the Senate in regard to the duties 01 the Assist- . ant President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Jan Kratocbvil introduced the resolution in support of the student Regent seat. staling: "Whereas: The students are the body served by the University Board of Regents. RANGER Parkside gets funding for Navy research, other projects More than $24,000 in support of man has recei ed . research and instruction at Parksi- 000 in su rt vf more thsn $770,- Professor Beecham Robinson. The de was accepted Friday, Dec. 7 by the lastJ:d ~ the Navy Over .studyjnvolves surveying all the the UW-System Board of Regents. of lbe res.:r~h . e ~urrent pbase slate's public school districts to asThe Regents accepted $22,000 the slime mold '~VOves exposmg sess the needs of gifted and talfrom the U.S. Navy's Electronic ce halen" physarum 1!"ly- ented students. The study is also Systems Command Office of Naval a/the Na~~:~,:~gnetic f.elds bemg supported by a $10,000 grant Research for a continuing study by Clam Lak W' Th an enna s~te at from the Uhrig Foundation of Milf P ksid . . . e, IS. e antenna IS de- waukee a team 0 ar I e scientists mto signed to facilitate co " . the potential effects of extremely with subme ed b mmumcation Also accepted by the Regents low frequency (ELF) electro-mag- Th R rgts IsosUmarines. was $670 from multiple donors for .. .. '. e egen a accepted $1 500 a Parkside lif' . netic fields on liVing orgamsms. from the W.. '. e science semInar seThe researcb led by Parkside Publi InstrulSC°tinsmDepartment of nes, a forum for reading, a confer- ., f' c c on 10 support of a ence on the humanities and a dralife science pro essor Eugene Good- state-wide study led by Parkside matic arts scholarship fund. Variety of student housing available The Spring Semester is only a holiday away. With the new semester approaching, many students are in the market for housing. . . When students go into the Housing Office. al Parkside they are usually surprised to see, the variety of housing available to-students, The . three most common types.of housing available are rooms at Ranger Hall (Racine YMCA),. rooms in private homes and apartments'in complexes in both Racine and Keilosha. Ranger HaD There are presently 85 students living at Ranger Hall, Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Avenue. Rental costs $505 per semester and all rooms have an, easlem exposure . overlooking Lake Michigan. Along with a private room, students have the privilege' of using the swinuning pools and gyms at the YMCA. For an additional fee: students may use the Nautilus. equipment. Student renters have their own recreation- room -with, a pool table. They also have a television room and a study room. Renters may also rent a small refrigerator for their rooms. Private Homes The second option for student renters is private bomes. Many students. like this situation because of the atmoshpere. Students are aDowed kitchen privileges and a space in the cupboards and in the refrigerator for their groceries and they are Continued on Page 6 'Summer .seminars offered A new proguiidonundergradu- . ates, Summer' Seminars'. for' Under-. graduate ·FeIlows, In, the -Humani-: . ties, is designed,.to 'offer 'StUdents entering their senior ¥"",an'-oppor.' tunity to study .Major" texts'ln the humanities. at.a major r<!SeMCh.lnstitution under the direction of a distinguished teacher and scholar. Full-lime students in good academic standing In the second haH of their junior year are eligible to apply. The seminars, to be held during the summer of 1985, .will be four to six weeks In length. Students who are selected will receive a stipent of $1,500 for a six-week seminar and $1,000 for a four-week seminar, as well as an allowance for bousing, travel and subsistence. Priority will be given to students who have not had previously had similar opportunities. The following seminars are being offered: "The Individual and Modern Society," taught by William Banks, Universi.ty of Californla-Ilerlteley. "The Crilique of Political Rhetoricd'rom Plato to the 1984 Politi- . cal' Campaign," taught by Lloyd' Bitzer, UW-Madison. '''Religion in a Democratic Society," taught by Walter Capps, University of California-8antaBarbara. "In Search of Heroes, Values and Leadership,"taught by Karl Galinsky, University of Texas-Austin. . "Hesse, Mann and Grass: ..Tbree German Texts and the Rise of Totalitarianism," taught by Sol Gittleman, Tufts University. "Democracy in America," taught by W. Carey Williams, Rutgers University. "The Prose and Poetry of John Milton," taught 'by Janel Mueller, University of Chicago. "Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales," taught by Russell Peck, University of Rocbester (New York). .. Jonathan Swift and Mark Twain: Ironists in Context," taught by Jobo Sitter, Emory University. "Shakespeare, Keats, Whitman, Yeats: Lyrical Poetry," taught by Helen Vendler, Harvard University. The deadline for application is Feb. 15. Fot further infonnation, contact the instructors of the National Endowment for the Humanities. Christmas play set Florists, Capri Liquors, Scandinavian Design and Bidinger's Music. A spokesperson from Lakeside players said there is a ~pecial group price for groups of twenty or more persons and that season tickets are still available. Call 552-7966 for further information. The Lakeside players are presenting Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" at the Kemper Center, 650t 3rd Avenue in Kenosha, on Dec. 14 and 15 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $4 for adults and $3 for children and are available at Serto-Stella Furniture, Angelo's 5 Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 NEWS BRIEFS Some UW students watched Mental patients attending classes at UW-Madison will come under closer scrutiny from campus police, who have asked officials or a state mental hospital for more infonnation on patients who come onto campus. The police will also do their own research. The request came alter police learned from an out-of-state tip thai one of the patients on campus had been committed alter killing his stepfather. Real agents don't wear purple A federal operation to crack down on domestic terrorism became visible in Milwaukee last week as agents made a surprise inspection at Brewsters, an East Side boutique, the Milwaukee Journal reported. Agents of the Federal Protection Service discovered a display 01 neon-colored shirts complete with agency shoulder patches. Agents apparently feared some trendy young woman might put on one of the shirts and impersonate a federal officer, the Journal said. The shirts are available in a variety of fluorescent colors, like orange, yellow and purple, confessed a store clerk. They are long· sleeved, 100 percent cotton and have flaps on the shoulder and breast pockets. Brewsters sells them for $18. Store owner Susan Brewster was warned she faced a federal complaint and possible forced removal of the shirts. But the agenty decided not to pursue the case after discovering that the patches were ten years old. Store workers did not seem worried about possible federal action, however. Salesclerk Michelle Brouchard said: "The shirts are very well made. But someone wanting to impersonate an officer of the law wouldn't be wearing an orange shirt," Clove cigarettes dangerous Indonesian clove cigarettes, which have become a fad among West Coast teenagers, could be causing serious illness or even death, officials warn. United Press International reported that Dr. Frederick Schechter, a California surgeon, said he believe the cigarettes contriboted to !be death of a 17-year~ld boy last March and the serious illness of a second teenager he treated. "Everyone must understand that I cannot prove aD Ibelieve yet," Schechter said. "But I have two teenagers who smoked clove cigarettes. One was treated for five days and recovered. The other' is dead." He said he did not know whether there was toxic material in the smoke or whether il altered the body's abilily to reduce infection . The dead teenager suffered from nu-Iike symptoms before be was hospitalized for coughing up blood, Schechter said. The youth suffered exaggerated responses, he said, and had abscesses and perforations on both lungs. After operating four times, Schechter said, "We finally ran out of functional lung." Brown students show opinion The Brown University student newspaper found thai many of !be students listed in a political ad as Reagan-Bush hackers weren'l Republican voters after aD. After one of the students listed complained she had only sought further information about the Reagan ticket, the Brown Daily Herald called a random sample of ten students listed in the ad and found only four who actually supported the GOP. The student Reagan-Bush organization that compiled the ad took responsibility for the error, saying some lists got coofused. Breakfast seminars serve entree of public management Five breakfast ~ In public Dates, topics and speakers are: ter of Public Administration pro- Vogel consults and does workshops Milwaukee. gram. Murin also is director of the on a variety of public admInistra- -April ll-"Technical Writing: management on topics induding. -Dec. 13-"What is a Database? Urban Corridor Consortium of Uni- tion gpecialties, including personnel Reports and Proposals," with Camicrocomputers, personnel isslles Examples of Agenty Applications," versities, which Includes the UW issues. rol-Lee Sallioli, a Parkside Enclish and technical writing are scbOduled with Parkside mathematics profes- campuses at Green Bay, Milwauk- -March S-"Prograrn Evaluation: at Parkside beginning Thursday, sor' Donald Piele, who Dec. 13. .' to the Chancellor for computer ac- author of several is assistant ee, Oshkush and Parkside. He ~ the How Do You books and articles with Parkside Know sociology What Worts?" professor =~'::"~~ ~ has wriUetl about !be teacbinc of Seminars, all on Thursdays, tivities. Piele set up the microcom- on urban politics and public admin- Anne Statham. Statham is a widely begin at 7:45 'a.m. with a conlinen- puter l.,iming area in Parksid~'s.li- istration. recognized sociologist whose most :r:::f.::....u ~ :::": tal breakfast in Union Roo 106. The brary, organized computer training -Feb. 7-"Personnellssues: Con- recent study of differences in the prove their effectiveness as writen. programs start at 8 a.m. and con- programs and has served as con- f1iet Resolution," witb Donald managements styles of men and clude by 9:30 a.m. The series costs sultant for microcomputer instaIla- Vogel, who serves on the faculty of women has gained attention The seminar series is sponsored $65; the fee for individual programs lions throughout the university. the UW-Milwaukee Master of Pub- throughout the state. Statham also by Parkside's Master of Public Adis $25. The cost Includes breakfast. -J 24-"Techniques for Cost- lic Administration program, as well does researcb on the family and ministration Program and the UW To register and obtain more infor- . anblic Services," with William as the Univer;;ity Enension DeJ"l!'l; , eyaluation stud!"" of human serv- Extensjon Department of Govern- • mation, call PrOf. Kenneth Hoover . ~u director ,)f'ParkSide's' MaS- ment.o! Govehlmelltal. Affairs. I'~ programs In this area and m mental Affairs. ,: at ~2518.\ . ~ . , . ~ '" '" . <I ,:. :"'4~'~i..-~\'...t ....;~.:::-..... -.~~~~.\t..tt.f:t-t,,\$(Ui\'\\'~'J:~.' ~~I( •• "" .... ~ ....... M.~~ ••....... \', f"'A~" "'A~~"'"' 'A·'~ /~"i"Jo-""~K'...... '".;......,"':-";"<.44·"''',J .. ""'......-,.; II I "'.iiIay, Dec. IS, UN Ily Luftea Wlwro zq Gail Burden spoke to children at the Child Care to continue, so if that child is wiUing to stand up and say 110. that assaullei' isn't going to pursue the matter." But since children are rarely taught to speak out against authority ligures. the assaulter is assured of the perfect victim. From birth. children are forced to accept hugs and kisses /rom friends and relatives. This belps to confuse a child in an abuse situation. "We actually set our kids up for assault," Burden said. "We bave to teach them they UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS Son=to~ haI~ religious cIoctrtnes. Have you fJ'Y8( fa« disenchanted with orthodox religion because it hands you a pred~ faith or because it ~ Immature or unreasonatf so, the Unitarian Universalist Church may be for you. For hu~ of years this Vital den- ?1TII~on has been encourag. Ing Individuals to question and to ~ THII THE CHURCH YOU HAVE _ TO FIND? ~Un._,~1st Church Womcw. -.r_a.-._ . Club • 6021 ., ._ ... Q.!o;.-.... ..--.1ctlOo! • ~__ LC ; : ~ - '.' .- A bused children face difficult decisions they·U take me away and put me in jail.' Threats are made against the Gail Burden. a pediatric nurse child so subtly. they aren't even lrom Kenosha Memorial Hospital, aware of it," said Burden. talked to I dozen concerned parents Parents can screen possible child at the Child Care Center Dec. 6. in sexual abusers by knowing a few a presenlation about child sexual warning sigos. Typical abusers conabuse. stantly want to be around children. Burden ... d that she crusades lor They usually are domineering and child seJ:ual abuse prevention "We demonstrate the wish to control (Burden and ber <:o-workers) found people. "Most assaulters are we were beconung frustraled by male." said Burden. "and most the red tape involved WIth sexual have been sexually assaulled as assault. SO we decided we'd try to children themselves." prevent IllflSlead" To do this. Bur- Signs to 1001< for in your children den travels to schools and child vary. Sleep disturbances. wetting car. renters. speaking first with the bed. school difficulties and a parents. then WIth the children. change in appetite should aU be inBurden outluled the typical chi1d vestigated. Also. children should almolester. "Some sauaJ .... uIts do ways be believed where sexual occur by .....".,... but It'S a very abuse is concerned. "Children do smaU percentage. and those IS- IIOtlie about sexual abuse," Burden sauIts are usually sudden- They're stressed. "auIdren only know what very VIOlent and they're usually a we teach them. They couldn't come one-time occurreoce. Eigbty-live up with this on their own." pen:ent of aU ..... uIts are conunit- What can be done about the sexted by __ the chiJd knows." uaI abuse of ctilldren? "Slop it beFriends. relatives. teachers and fore it starts," Burden advised. Sexbobyaitten mMe up the majority of ual abuse prevention shouJd begin ~ at the ~ possible age. The _ conunilted by an Ie- "Never give blanket authority," qualntance 01 the child Is very diI- said Burden. Parents leDd to leach lerent /rom violent uIt by a children that groups such as police, stranger. "It's a subtle uIt,'· she teachers and Idults in general .~Iained. "It starts out graduaDy should have control over them. ..lid It conlinues over a period 01 Parents should instead instruct lime." their chi1dren to respecllUthority. Ouldren have a natural tendency but also that it's aU right to say 110 to keep secret... and the abuser to !be members of these groups. plays off this tendeDcy to keep oth- "Very frequently, aU a chi1d bas ers /rom knowmg 01 hislher rela- to do Is say no and that will be !be lionship with !be child. "They use end of it," Burden said. "Secrecy is threats such as 'if you tell anyone. !be main ingredient for an assault r""-'........, ,,,.."I....,............III'1 Public service interns sought I I The Public Service Internship Outreach at 553-2032. In the past. PSIP interns ba.. ~ ~ Program (PSIP) at Parkslde has PSIP t d ts t ti I worked for Rep. Les Aspin !he ci~ ~ CELEBR AI TE ~ winter and summer openings for rience ~:rt':~g f~:::;~cti~~:: of Kenosba, the Racine J:ill Alter· ..-: :11 ~ students who WISh to earn political . h" . natives Program the Kenoshaand ~ :l'Il science credits as interns in local palgns. elpmg WIth legal sel'Vlces Ra' P li De' :l'Il THE 0 ~ . 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I ION TAP AT UNION SQUARE I ~'I",.~i~~~.&CWi...r......'...I don't have to accept unwanted touch." This is the basis 01 Burden's discussion when she speaks with children. as she did Dec. 11 at the Child Care Center. Children know the difference between "good" and "bad" touch, and parents should trust their child's intuition. "Assaulters start out with a very vague type of behavior that you can't say is right or wrong, but the child knows something is going to happen." Burden urges the child to teU Ranger pboto by Dave M~ Center about how to say "DO." others about bad leelings they bave about people who touch them. "I only talk to the children about touching. good and bad. and wbat I caU the 'oh-oh' feeling. I never IaIi about sex itself to the children" she stressed. ' Abused children have a lot 01 problems as adults. "They fo1llld• correlation between sexual abuse and drug abuse, prostitution. akoholism and delinquent behavior" said Burden. "1/ we can help ..;. child through this presenlation then it's been worth it." ' Office provides help for homeless students Continued from Page 5' usually aUowed to use the laundry facilities. The students are treated just like a member of the lamily. The studen! gets a private room and they don t have the hassles of paying gas and electric biUs. These rooms usually. come furnished. The cost 01 renting a room in a private home vanes from $25 to $50 per week. Apartments that the heat can be as muchas !be renlaL This makes it diffICultfOl' student to plan 'a budget. U st> dents are wiUing to share an .part. ment. it could turn out to be cbe1~ er way to live. Many limes foursIIdents share a two bedrooID .part. ment. This way the cost 01 living' relatively low. Many landlords IliD not aUow that many studentsto iii' in a small apartment. Other sIIdents live with four or five studeD~ in a house. Renting entire """'" usually works out beller for students because there are no ~ neighborS. The Housing Ollice is o~ 8 a.m. to 5 p.m .• Monday !pill l"rida,y. '!'hey are wiIling,to ~e.... slllll.ellt'with' 1l0\J!iili&1)~ .!.. "::v;L.::.~ ......: '''; t ......... ~,. , RANGER . , 7 Thand.y, Dee. 13, 1984 .Shutler digs for fun in Tell Halif by Pal He_ Campus N.... EdItor area. but a few days before we actually planned to start, there was a brush fire and it bumed almost everything away. Of course, we had a terrible time convincing the people in the area that we hadn't started it, and we didn't, but I'm not sure they believed us," said Shutler. Shutler explained the findings in Field Ias a great fortification. or a great wall, with evidence of bid watch towers. "Further excavation showed late Bronze Age living quarters, with a lot of urban and domestic architecture, dating back to 3100-2200 B.C. Maybe the site was a small garrison, or political center. and there was a lot of contact with Egypt. We found pottery mortar and what was then used as an oven." Shuller explained that the ovens would have some kind of fire or heat put inside them, and after the oven bad an opportunity to heat, the ashes would be cleared out. Then the bread or food would be put into the oven. The study has also uncovered what was then probably used as a milk pitcher, with the top of the pitcher shaped much like a cow's head. This is still an item that people of the area purchase today for home use. There is also evidence of an early literacy, of tallying things up and keeping records of things with markings. Shutler talked briefly about the prosperity of the civilizations set there during the Bronze Age. "We've found a lot of pigs, and the pig was very economical. We've also found a lot of remains of immature donkeys. Our theory is that there were a lot of places where people stopped with their caravans, and they would sell donkeys for travel purposes. Whatever wasn't sold by the end of the season and whatever wasn't worth wintering, was killed off:' Field II at Tell Halif has uncovered big living quarters starting back in Hellenistic times and moving back to the Bronze Age. The researchers have found several burials beneath the floor, !OIIlething that was fairly common during that period. In some of the nearby tombs, which the group was asked to excavate to prevent looting. Shutler explained that the b0dies were set on the floor of the tomb, and possessions and offerinp were placed on the shelves within the tomb, surrounding the body. The digging at Tell Halif has more than one purpose, Shuller said. "It's an ethnographic project, too. We're comparing the current local practices with what's [ound in the Tell:' The researchers stay at Tell HaIif for the summer in a teot camp. Most of the work they do is on the pieces they find while digging under the trees. "Everything is washed, read and dated. The restorable vessels are restored:' While many take the summer and dig into the future, Shutler keeps busy digging into the past. . Betty Shutler, Vice Chancellor, spends her summer months digging into her work. Since 1976 she has been the Associate Director of a research project that takes her halfway around the world to Tell Halif an archaeological dig in south"'; Israel. By digging into the ground there, Shutler and her associates are finding out how civilizations there have started, flourished and died out, only to have new civilizations build and develop. The study is one of historical archaeology, together with anthropological studies. The study also investigates sociological issues, like how the various civilizations lived and what prompted the people to settle in the area. At this point in the excavation, the researchers have found that the Tell was walled twice, once during the Bronze Age and at some point during the Iron Age. There are three fields the researchers dig in: the first field cuts into the Bronze Age wall, the second field is at the top of the Tell and goes through a later Hellenistic and Iron Age era and the last field cuts into the Iron Age and exposes some of the Iron Age wall. In 1976 the researchers were ready to clear off Field I. "The area was covered with brush, very thorny brush, and we all knew what a chore it would b,e to clear the . pboto by Dave McEvoy Betty Shutler, Vice Chaneellor Group loons to keep . students in' school Continued from Page 4 ' when students first arrive; do we need to doa better job with orientations; could we make better use of students who have been here, like a mentoring program; should there be a special curriculum for freshmen and sophomores. "We lose a lot of students who are perfectly capable of obtaining a degree," said Canary. "We are not just concerned with numbers, but we are concerned with quality. Parkside is one of the best undergraduate campuses in the state. But even if we trunk we are doing well, . we can always do better:' . Campus life, keeping students on campus for activities, etc., could be imprOved. "The concern 'here is students don't always get into aclivities as freshmen. The kinds of activities that reinforce education are important," said Canary. Canary said the committee hasn't ruled anything out yet. They plan to consult with colleagues, as well as students, for ideas. "In January I am sure the Task Force will have some specific themes emerging. I don't think we will just come out with a shopping list of things which is what we have now. We can come up with a plan that is practical and effective which will benefit the university," said Canary. Guskin added, "I'm very excited about the Task Force. I think it may be one of the most significant planning activities that this university has entered into in a number of years. We must come to terms with the problem of student academic progress during the freshman and sophomore years if we are to fulfill . our potential as an institution committed to quality." Vietnam - not just another war The third story is "We just went with the flow." When reporting on the war, the news never showed death; the entertainment world did. On the nightly news, the death tolls would be given, but death itself never was shown. Even the press, which accurately reported the facts, never accurately sbowed death, which was what it was all about. Americans can't recognize loss as human. To them, loss is anti-American. Harper concluded, "In war, more than in any other time, you don't know what you're doing. And afterward, you can make up any bullsbit about it that you want:' by literature students are Why didn't we win and is it like it is in the movies:' Harper answered that question by stating, "You can't win a war if you don't know who the enemy is. We didn't know who we were or where we were. The myths kept us invisible from ourselves." Harper went on to say, "We went in there not knowing the people, their language, their culture, their religion or emotions, which set up a sense of distrust." When talking about war, there are three stories. The first story is "The devil made me do it." The • second story is "What happened in Vietnam was the civilians' fault." Two Vietnam vets were in a VA hospital when one says to the other, " I met a guy yesterday who told me all vets are either psycopaths or drug addicts." The other said, "Well, what did you say?" "Nothing. Ishot him." Jokes like these are a contributing factor to the ambiguity and the mytbs that surround the Vietnam war. "The war was largely outside the context of American lives," stated Kenneth Harper, who spoke on "Vietnam: the Cultural War" at the Social Science Roundtable on Monday. Harper, who is a lecturer for the English department and a Vietnam veteran himself stated, "The two questions that are asked the most CiNEusnME . TO REPAY YOUR LOAN. If you've gone to college on a National Direct Student Loan, a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1, 1975, and your loan is not in default, here's a way to get your loan repaid. Use the Army's Loan Repayment program. Each year you serve on active duty reduces your indebtedness by one-third or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. In a three-year enlisrment, you eliminate your debt. Additionally, you could learn a valuable skill and take advantage of many other Army opportunities. If you have the time, we have the money. Check it out with your Army Recruiter. SFC David Hutson . 3315 52nd Street Kenosha 697-0520 '."'.-.,·AIlIABEALLYOUCAMBL .. ~c. Students disappointed with coverage students and explaining the relerendum .: "We hope to catalyze inlormed discussion and action, shift the focus from suicide pills to nuclear threat and shift the burden of responsibility Irom the (Brown) administration to elected politicians," the letter said. Supporters of the referendum have changed their group's name from Students for Suicide Tablets to Students Against Nuclear Suicide, and are mailing letters to-press organizations to clarify that their reterendum-ls "not a suicidal or defeatist approach, to the threat of nuclearwar ... (but) is aimed at dispelling the lIOlion .taat . ...,..tou\d SIIlvive fnuclear) holocaust."'·- Referendum backers were also angered by an angle that Time Magazine took, Zuckman says, which showed the anti-nuclear activists as a bunch of rich kids with nothing better to do. Zuckman believes that overall press coverage was fair. She says the worst offenses were the short announcements by television and radio newscasters, saying something like: "Brown students· vote to commit suicide." To counter the effect of that coverage and respond to a letter to parents of Brown students from university president Howard S"!earer, the Undergraduate Council of Students mailed 5,400 let~, timed to arrivelturipg ~'{I\Ig ~r.~ adclit!SSed llf thlrparents Of Brown Continued from Page ·3 ture of their message but repeat-' edly asked if Brown students were really intending to kill themselves. James R. Knebelman, a senior at Brown and a supporter of the refere.ndum, was so upset with the national media coverage he sent letters to student newspapers across the country, criticizing the media and specifically citing a New York Times headline that read, "Students to vote on suicide:' Jill Zuckman, a reporter for the Brown Daily Herald, says, however. the news story in the New York Times was accurate, while the Times op-ed piece missed the point of the referendum. SalzmaD wrote a' ret~ ld.tlte·.TimeaCQinjlWlJing. of the iMcc1lt'aciof -llie' ·opinion. I , I. ~ IIIIIii. . , 8 n .... y.Dec, 13, 1'84. "Crimes" enters drama contest The Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline will present its production of "Crunes of the Heart" as part of tbe American Collese Theatre Festivalm Madison on Jan. t8. The anllOWlC<ment..... made on Monday by Dr. Lee VanOyte. Six plays ...... chosen from the 44 entrants from Illinois and W.isron.sIn. VanDyke said, "We've been waiting for this announcement SInce we first presented the show in October We're very .. cited." In January the cast and crew will travel to Madison with their set and props, cootwnes and Il8bts, and a show that \bey hope will win. They will be <ootpetinc apinst produc>- tions from UW·Madison, Green Bay, Wbitewater, Loyola UniversJty, Cbicago and l1linois Slate UniverSlty, One of these productions may SOon to Washington, D.C. in February for the National Festival. The Parkside cast, under the direction of VanDyke, includes Rebecca Julich, John Misltulin, Amy Capobianco, Carolyn Blackinton, Denise Valente and Bill Serpe. S1teUyWarreo and Judith TuckerSnider will bead up the student crew that will handle the set. They will have four bours to set up the entire production, including Il8bts. After the show, they will be allowed only two hours to strike and clear the stage. A performance of "Crimes of the Heart" will be presented at Putsi· de again in January. No date has been set for that perfonnance in order to allow the cast and crew to wort out a time schedule and get the feel of the audieoce again, said VanOyte. That performance will also help defray the costs of the students' trip to Madison. "This is a great credit for Parkside and the Dramatic Arts Discipline," said VanDyke. "We can all be very proud. Witb this show SOingto Madison and the success of "The Peppermint Bear," Parkside has established itsell as the place to go for good theater in southeastern WiSCOnsin." New Year's race set Parkside will sponsor its first annual ~ew Year's Eve Road Race on Monday, Dec. 31, with a twomde race at I p.m. and a four-mile race at 145 p.m. Entries are $5 belore race day and $6 the day of the race. Entries will be taken by phone for a $6 fee. Call 553-2245. Top three runners in 12 age groups-beginning with eigbt and under-will receive awards. The groups will be divided into men and women. All runners will receive a stocking cap or comparable gift at registration, and a gift certificate drawing will be beld. Locker room facilities and pool will be open to competitors and their guests. CROSSWORD PUZZLER 64 Pnnter's measure 65 A caliph 66 Float in air 68 Festive 70 Dry, as wine 71 Paradise 72 Abstract being DOWN 1Masses of floatmg ice 2 Faeroe ISlands whirtv"md 3 EdIble seed .. Toil 5 Hebrew month 6 Encountered Puzzler answers on Page 23 1 .. 6 7 8 9 1 ACROSS 1 Dude .. lantern 8 large tUb 11 Escape 12 Son of Adam 13 Arablsn garment 14 ArtificIal language lS PnesU vestment 17 WritIng pad 19 lamprey 21 Vast age 23 Proooun 24 Former Russian rulet 2E Decay 28 Experlly 31 Pair 33 Metal 35 Declare 36 Babylonian detty 38 Greek letter 41 Pronoun 42 Gear 44 In addition 45 Emerge ViCtorious 47 8t1dge term 49 Vessel's curved planking 51 Drink heaVily 54 Tear 56 Bishopric 58 Wager • 59 liqUid •• •• r1lfl4S1Jte.•.••.. h"o+-+~ •• 'W-Macaw' •••••• '--'--L_ 7 Frolic 8 Appraises 9 lincoln's nickname 10 Make lace 11 Part of violin 16 French article 18 Curve 20 Boy 22 ConceptIons 25 Regret 27 Sesame 29 Ordinance 30 Caustic substance 32 Choose 34 At present 36 Bitter vetch 37 Be ill 39 Distress signal 40 Insect egg 43 Seasoning 46 The head: slang 48 Wire measure 50 long for 52 Pares 53 Sicilian volcano 55 Attitude 57 Teutonic deity 59 Aeriform fluid 60 Beverage 61 Bow 63 Mature 67 Diphthong 69 Artick) . ~.. er photo by DaveMc~ • Amy Capobianco,Rebecca Julicb and Carolyn Blackinton in "Crlmes of tbe Heart," High suicide rate often denied smoking is bannful to health, A in our society who are killing Ibem. major campaign to promote public selves, the brightest kids who are concern and awareness would go . doing the best academically,enro~ far in reducing the number of suici· led at the best universitieswilb !he des in this age group, he says. mosl pressure on them," saidGar. Garfinkel believes that among finkeI. They have stable reJatillllmenial bealtb professionafs on ships and goals, but they laelt some most campuses there is slill a sys- one to tum to when depressioo tematic denial of serieus depression strikes, he says, in young people, "It seems unlhink- The clinical differences in Ibe able to us that young people with way depression sbows up in this their whole lives ahead of them age group also make it difficultto could be seriously depressed," be detect. Adulls teU you if Ibeyare says. depressed, says Garfinkel,butad& But many are. "It's the best kids Continued .n Page 20 Computer instruction for lawyers offered Suicide in the 18- to :U-year-<Jld age group has skyrocketed in the last ten years. But many people, in· cluding doctors, parents and professionals who wort with young people have a hard time believing it. "Not until we believe it will this suicide rate come down"says to Dr. Barry Garfinkle, Director of Cbild and Adolescent Psychiatry at the University of Minnesota. Garfinkle would like to see' awareness of the problem and ils warning signs become as common to the public as the awareness that A hands-on workshop on computer use for lawyers and legal secretaries will be offered by the Continuing Education Office at Parkside, from 8:30 a.m. 10 noon on Thursday, Dec. 'I:l in the Parkside library and Communication Arls Building. workshop is $14. Instructor will be Robert Luke, an Independent businessconsulbnl wilb more Iban 20 years' experi· ence in th~ compuler ficld,specializing in the productive use 01 compulers by business and in· dustry. Student affairs vital for campus Continued from Page 3 w ld d . it of taki . or now, an we eacb need to be That's why cballenge is so Impor· e~ucation n~i~~ ;:'b~n~:marr' Io~ able 10 understand what the other tant. 11 Ibey (sludents) are nnlcllaJ. Miller also'd pee., goes througb, and we need that ex- lenged In any other way thanthe cballenge in ~~~el~:~~ f~r~~~~ ~t':.e 10 different ideas," said classroom, Iben they ~ilInol Curriculum or student a ti·ti· Mi . , remember a lot from lbell'educ> even grea~ because it c. VI es, IS b ller saId that studen~ have to tion. We will remember peopleand muter campus. "Sludenls~h~ulC;;;i o;b able to find ways to use wbat experiences, probably lbe badones, see the universit as som ers can offer them to under- and when we're done weWillthink department slor~ wberee:.,rt ~~ ~tand wbo tbey are. "It would be about tbem differently. Wewili go and get some of this and so::'e of ,:rY grea,l If somelhing could be remember Ibe role modcl,whoever that, feeling that they can 0 off kn earned every day, Do people il is or was for us, and wewill campus and wbat they have o~ ba . ow there are 0t1.'erways of look- remember being someone an! not done bere won'l affecl the v~ 109 al things, or IS there just the being involved in the unive"lty.lts ?f their lives. The rest of their ::~ :~ tbey learned. to look at il?" tbe stimulation of activityandcom' ISgOingon right now. Education is ettier questioned If sludents were munily that will make an education the real world, because Ihat's your g. ng Ibe skills Ibey need to Usein complete. Creating communIlyal life al this time. We all bave I COpingWllb theIr lives, and wbeth- Parkside is a major cballenge.The come 10understand that Ibe pea t" er .students know how 10 use the qualily. of life that exisls hcreISal out there are helping us reSh~~ ~~lversl~Y as a resource for gaining least as important as the acaden1JC who w~are. Just because we don't ~~e skills. , quality. appreCIatethe same things doesn'l People don I know the 'invisible "11 a sludent does not come 001 mea~ we can'l learn thin&, from ~ur"culum' is involved at all. It's of tbe university willi a goodedu~' r~"1rlO{~~r..Wr :m~y.Iie'generallons '.zi~~r~ tt i~vjs,i~lef'!JTiculurn is tion we bave not failedat leac~ ap , ut we are living'in the'same .. 1'li '..o~~ pg sjudenfs. ha,;eto do ...., but .1t"lslinnilation- and'the ~~b ••••••••••••• e umversily aoesn"l reqUire it:' ''On'Rood iiualitvon'ifc'-" To register and obtain more information, call 553-2312. Tbe course will cover time and cosl billing, scbeduling, word prl>- cessing, software selection and bands-<Jnexperience using an ffiM personal computer. Cosl of tbe • RANGER • ' , 9 Thursday, Dec, 13, 1984 ., Theater ' u~!!l!.per..'!!:i1l;tBear" a seasonal triumph g ampaign, Meanwhile, many people were head of the Heritage Food Service ed a coloring book, designed by Last weekend 1,500 people came Amy Capobianco as the Pepper. enlisted to help out in the costume in the Parkside Union. While Laurel Dane-VanDyke, who also deto Parkside and saw the first an- nunt Bear did her share of the shop. Students from Snider's Intro- Nora's team of cooks served up signed all the posters and promonual Peppermint Bear show. As the show stopping When she rode a six duction to the Theater class sewed plates of scrambled eggs, toast and tional materials for the show. combined effort of several groups foot Unicycle around the stage as dresses and breeches for some of sausage, members of the Partside Crayons were given to the children the production came off virtuaU~ part of one of the musical produe- the characters:, whil~, Tania Reme- Women's Softball Club served as to .keep them entertained while without a hitch and set a precedent tion numbers. Paul Mitchell played mak helped build Peppernunt waitresses. After the 9 a.m. shows, waiting for the show to begin. After that will he hard to follow. Santa Claus, aided by the Three Bear, Nancy Loendorf worked on these same people and members of the show, the guests were invited to Under the direction of Judith Elves, Mert, Mort and Gert, por- the Santa and Villain costumes. the Intra to Theater class cleared meet cast members. Paula Boehler Tucker-Snider, every facet of the trayed by Connie Kowalski, An- As the orders for tickets came all the tables and set them up again and Rebecca Julich helped to disbreakfast theater was anticipated drewBrhel and Missy Weaver. The into the Fine Arts office, Linda for the next group at 11 a.m. tribute balloons after the show and met with the professionalism Vlllal.D, Sey~our, was done by Springer and Diane Smith worked The stage set of Santa's North while the cast Signed autographs. that makes good theater good. Dur- Charlie Myking and his assistant to fill the orders and make out seat- Pole workshop was designed by This weekend the cast and crew ing this past semester, Snider and was played by John Miskulin. ing charls. Because of their organiz- Skelly Warren of the Dramatic Arts will transport the entire operation her production workshop class have Steven Powell of the music de- ing abilities, 350 people were seated Discipline. With the help of his to Barrington, fII. for a show there. orgaruzed and presented, this show, partment worked with the cast on and served breakfast within 25 stagecraft classes, Warren built a And next year' From th from publicity to the singing, dane-voice control and harmony, while minutes on the mornings of the set that can be folded up aod track- of last weekend's perfO~::"~ 109 and acting. These students met .Michael Snyder traveled from New shows. ed to other locations for other per- the only problem facing Tuckert~ce a week to learn the songs, ~et' Yor~ to choreograph the various Food was prepared and served fonnances. Snider and her theater companies fitted for costumes and· establish routines that enhanced the show. under the direction of Pat Nora, Each child attending had receiv- will be where to put the crowds. Student looks at Faulkner's flip side by JOaD Mattox and rectitude - either by taking negro rather than another human him into our white schools or by being." You know, if Ididn't know It has been said there is no per- giVing him white teachers in his any better, I'd say that this literary son who is all goodness or all bad- 'own' schools until we have taught genius has the brain mass equivaness. Whichever of the two quali- the teachers of his own race to lent to that of a roasted peanut. ties dominates is the one-we use to teach and train him, ABC's and The man is saying that negroes categorize the person. fractions don't matter ... (the black aren't human. I supposed we all When a person is placed high on man) must learn self-restraint, hon- launched our ship here from Mars a pedestal or regarded as a degen- esty, dependability, purity. IT we in search of the promised land, I'll erate, it is like a fixed condition, don't (teach them these things), we tell you what, if I would have non-reversible, there to stay. We will spend the rest of our lives known attitudes like Faulkner's exdon't try to dig deeper into the dodging among five hundred un- isted, Iwould have stayed on Mars. character of that person to make bridled horses." And f know that blacks and whisure that the category into which What the man said was cruel. -tes can get along. I have too many we have placed him was indeed the This pitiful man's understanding of interracial marriages in my family right choice. the negro race is so shallow that, for me to believe otherwise. In fact, I have explored the character of personally, I would be giving him the bond in interracial marriages is a writer who is loved by millions the benefit of the doubt to say that sometimes even stronger than beand considered one of the best he is part of the human race. He is tween a couple with the same racial American writers of his time -WiI- comparing the black race to untam- background, because the interracial liam Faulkner. Faulkner is on that ed horses and that insisting it is the couple have to try that much harpedestal because of his literary con- duty of white society, to 'break' us der to get along because of the tributions. He is supposedly graced in order to have a civilized and hu- possible difficulties they might with the gift of having an acute per- mane society. Sure, it's a white face. Many expect the worst, so ception of human interaction. man's world - that's no secret, but they are actually ready for whatThere is no question that the man you don't have to be white in order ever comes along, contrary to a is great. but Faulkner's fundamen- to cope, survive or even to enjoy, couple with the same racial backlal attitude is permeated-with big- for that matter. I would like to ground. Andaccepting each other's otry. . know what makes this man such an differences IS .not ~e hard part. The sad thing about this situation expert on what qualities the negro The hard part " getting the rest of is the fact that I love Faulkner. But possesses. I didn't learn my hon- sO~lety, especially peop,le who have I f d thi it h I I ~- esty dependability etc from any- attitudes like Faulkner s, to accept ourr swnerwom oveuc-, .: . th this 1 I d li th t "b f his ' d one white I learned It where It the fact at coup e oves an eves a ecause 0 race an . .. . h th colo" it will not suffice for him to should be le~ed, Wthi t ch "m(bthet accSoeptsy:~a::n.::~ aiven the right think d . t Iik hit house and I 01 pre y sure u " , e- _ an act JUS de anylikw the Fau~er I could be wrong) that selling and attitude, blacks and man, he must think an act e e , hit I li ing whites will and can get along "We b t hit " I ha there aren't any w e peop e VID • es among w e men. ve. h ld have got to find some kind of muloved a man who tells me,' a black 10 my house 011. f 'ht . g ahout tual ground to meet on not socially woman, that I am worthless in the .Whaht;s r~a ~ rlg ~~~act that as much as econOmically. that is eyes of white society unl~: I pat- this w ~ ~ SI,tua on "bumbling idiot the negro can be equal without hav: tern f thinking' and acting Faulkner Isn some .' " my way 0, ' h ti his mouth off. lie is a ing to come 10 and sleep Wlth you. after ~h1te ,,:omen. Faulkner feeb ~~~ s ~h n~n obvious taient for What a sadistic outlook on life this the negro Wlll only have a valid . . liat he sa s on an man has. place in society if "he, learns to wroting, .and: to be at ~east co:' The first thing an experienced cease forevermore thinking and act- subJecedtISf g Ol tgt tally believed by writer might tell an amateur is to ·lik" slder,lnoo, .. to 109 . e a negro. , an of his readers. His own belief wrIte somethmg that be ows, I fIrst came across Faulkner s at- 01 Y i g that it's enough to something straight from the heart. titudes in a book by Alice Walker. IS so s ron t and consider if H I were to follow Faulkner's adviShe claims that Faulkner had been make ~nyon~s.';;g might possibly ce, which is quite the opposite of one of her favorite male authors what:'u,1S P redibility to it. this, then I probably would never until she read the book "Faulkner have age, 0 c irnistic attitude make it as a writer. His advice is to at the University." I also read ~t The man ~t';::lationshiPS also follow a set pattern of the majority book, and this article contams :=ck/wblood creep toward the race and forget about individuality. quotes from a lecture Faulkner 'li my. t "The white race and "He's got to have equality in terms gave at the University of Virguua-a bol ng polO . never really like that he can get used to it aDd forget lecture I found most informative. the negr~ ra~ ":::er' this is for the' that he is a negro when he is writHe believes that it is the white and trus eac 0 the ~hite man can ing," One thing that I promise I man's responsibility and duty to sunple fact th;:' the negro be- will never do, even if I do not make teach the black man. " ... 50 we never :'"~t~W~ has al:""ys it as a .writer, "~d .P'!'! ~ !? ,f~rget . alone can teach the negro the re- _ cause e...... 0' ti-, alw':lYS a;' 'WhOT11lrr:itill whete I ~3n:le !\"Om.I I J IsponslbilltY."M petsOpalJ°tnlt3lity '~.,J fort~ ~~, ~~l~ ':1" .e,. ,'. ... I' "',,1 'l \·(l""ll· •. I ~l. ••• . '''(11 ~.j ;.;tJ"''J~·-j' ~ ::1, ,t !, t • • will never try to be something that I am not. To me, that's the whole beauty of writing, You can be who you want to be. It's an individual way of expressing yourseH. No one else's work can be quite the same. It's your unique mark on the world. Why would anyone want those marks to be uniform instead of unprecedented? f just wish Faulkner could be me for a day so he could come to realize how f think and feel. Iwant him to see that we are not so different as he obviously thinks. I have drives, ambition and character just as he does, but not because I am black or he is white, but because we are human. I'm a person just as he is a person. In my opinion, Faulkner's attitude probably sterns from lack of contact. He probably has never been in close contact with anyone from the negro race, and if he did, it probably was a bad experience, an experience so bad that it made him just stereotype the rest of the race. And what's really strange is a statement he made while al the University of Virginia to all of the luture writers of America: "No man can write who is not first a humanitarian." It's amazing how some people confuse what they should be with what they really are ... Correction In the photo accompanying Bill Serpe's theater article in the Dec. 6 issue, Connie Kowalski's name was accidentally omitted from the caption. Happy Holidays from the Ranger I r ~ •• '. \ ~ ')) .-. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL .. Mon. Dec. 10 Thru Final Exams WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! . , GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS ... L a " .. -'RANGER - Things to do tomorrow byDldO_ I.AlllIIlDus Penoaa" We all know the saying, "Never put ofl until tomorrow what you can do today," Well, on cold days I tend to slay inside and plan lor tomorrow. That's what I've been doing lately, and came up with a list 01 things to do. Paint a bus. Taite a number. Verily the existence 01 Sammy Davis Sr. Mal:e an obscene phone call to a paint store. Count the words in the dictionary and make sure there are as many as the cover says. Pan Iry a rluno. Malte bee! jerty Christmas ornaments. Shake all the cans 01 soda in a grocery store and leave. Compare sneezes with a friend. Bite the dog that bit me. Malte the cat portable by strapping a handle around its stomach. Defrost the attic. Untie my shoes for once. Acid ram expected. Wear a pith helmet Match socts in the sock drawer. Pet the television. Push aU the dust 011 the lurniture onto the floor and vacuum. Call up the loreign aIlairs bureau and ask to talk to a loreigner. Ask a bom-again Christian lor change. Vacuum the fingernail clippings in the car. Set my cold free. Place a loud boom box face down on the ground and see iI it digs a hole. Trick a goldflSb. Kick an extra point. Malte a list 01 all the people I know wbo can play ping pong with either hand and hate Yabl2ee. Design logos lor houses 01 ill-repute. Set a novel to music. Bowl a 38 game. Count the number of times a game show audience applauds. Set one bouse plant next to a diIferent ODe. Draw pickles. Lead with my Iell loot. Juggle triplets. Get sesame seeds stuck in between my teeth. Donate that old lava lamp to the US Geological Society. Replace ring in tub. Get the computer winterized. Alphabetize the spice rack. Count the dead flies in the windows. Mal:e more mouse traps out 01 dental floss. Pass my hats. Put two ODe-liners together and see what I come up with. Contemplate an orange. Call up McDonald's and ask iI there's any good eating places in town. Share a tittle horseradish, Cross out the old numbers and add new ones to the calendar. Send a belated victory card to President Reagan. Run around like a chicken with its bead chopped olf. Bob lor apples. Mal:e a chain 01 staples. Elvis Been so long on by Jim Neihaur Feature Editor "That Elvis, man, he is all there is. There ain't no more. Everything starts and ends with him. He wrote the book." -Bruee Springsteen January 8, 1985 marks the 50th anniversary 01 Elvis Presley's birth, a man whose music altered Iustory in unfathomable ways. Elvis Presley took established black blues and white country styles, infused them with Dean Martin-esque pop and came up with a new sound that disc jockey Alan Freed labeled rock and roll. The early hits on Sun and RCA, including "That's All Right," "Mystery Train," "Good Rockin' Tonight," "Heartbreak Hotel," "Hound Dog," "Jailhouse Rock," "Don't be Cruel" and "Hard Headed Woman" were released in a period of only two years and all are staples of the rock and roll sound. His rebellious persona and method of delivering the music caused as much scandal as exhilaration, the prudes labeling !urn as a sex maniac for his "suggestive" gy. rations. But to the late Iilties, he was the equivalent 01 James Dean (whose death belore the rock era seems ironic in a way); an antihero for millions of confused young people the world over. He even made one good film, believe it or not. Based on Harold Robbins' book "A Stone lor Danny Fisher," "King Creole" (1958) was Lonely Street 'J . Elvis Presley is considered a taut, suspenseful drama with WaIter Matthau in the supporting cast, a rock score written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stroller and direction by Michael Curtiz (who directed the classics "Casablanca" and "Angels with Dirty Faces" among others.) After Presley's stint in the army, his management decided to package him as the latest showbiz commodity, and then carne the rotten lilms like "Fun in Acapulco" and stupid songs like "Bossa Nova Baby" and "No Room to Rumba in a Sports Car," Throughout the sixties we Were listening to The BeatThe Parkside Union . .' . " ..... '..'.'~.. .--. - FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE: DEC. 17·21 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 22·JAN. 13 CLOSED . DEC. 17·20 REGULAR HOURS DEC_ 21 9:00 AM • 6:00 PM DEC. 22 • JAAN. 1 CLOSED JAN. 2-11 6:00 PM • 10:00 PM (CLOSED SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS) DEC. 17-JAN, 13 CLOSED REC CENTER: SWEET SHOPPE I' the king of rock and roll, les, Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan and the many Motown ac~ while only the diehards bothered with Presley. Then, in 1968, Presley did a TV special to prove that he hadn't foe. gotten how to rock, catching up WIth trends in music that had seemed to pass him by. "The best music of his career," wrote critic Griel Marcus at the time. The seventies were filled with gossip-column troubles lor Presley, WIth divorces, affairs and drugs, yet songs like "Suspicious Miods" and "Burning Love" showed he stiU had it when he wanted to displayit. Now he's dead and there have been several books written about his work ana Ius life, the worst being Albert Goldman's olfensive best-seller which chronicles Presley's life as a series of eating binges, sex orgies and aU-night drug parties. But, in the end, what counts is the music, lor despite all the rumors and accusations by those near and far Irom Presley, when he died in August, 1977, obituarists the world over unanimously agreed he was the greatest rocker of them all, He still is. "It took people like Elvis to open the door to this kind 01 music,and I thank God lor Elvis Presley." -Little Richard ~ W- FIRST .NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN M;\IN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24.HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658.2331 , MEMBER,FDIC • ,JtAN6ER - by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Are you better off than you were a year ago? According to various critics comment~tors and visionaries: you weren t supposed to be. This year, 1984. was to be the year Big Brother took controlot society. putting an end to liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Computers were supposed to be our downfall. The increasingly vast data transmission networks were to allow the ruthless few to quantify. record and file the average person's life for future reference. People's lives, from cradle to grave, were to be contained on a single printout. But that didn't happen. Not by a long shot. One of the most striking events of the last year was the mass acceptance of personal computers, which decentralized high technology enough so the concentration of power Orwell predicted probably will never happen. As with calculators a few years ago. computer prices fell enough to make them affordable for the average person. It is now possible to 'tim' IIf \.. buy a fully featured computer for about $150. The Milwaukee Consumer Yellow Pages now has 13 pages devoted exclusively to personal computers, and chances are that if you don't own one, you know someone who does. Taken as a whole, 1984 was a pretty striking year altogether. The economy has recovered, as far as most people are concerned. A sharp rise in economic indicators allowed the president to be the first in a generation to be reelected. Ronald Reagan received massive support from voters under 40, the Baby Boomers who politically carne of age this year. That surprised pollsters, who expected young voters to support the more liberal and independent candidates. Reagan, however, won by the biggest landslide in history. His challenger, Walter Mondale, won only his home state. and that by a margin of 3,500 votes, about half the student population at Parkside. And this despite the fact that he was the first presidential candidate of a major party to select a woman, Geraldine Ferraro, as his running mate. Ferraro's candidacy opened many new doors for women in poli11 Thursday. DeC. 13. 1984 tics. The political buzzword this year was "yuppie," for Young Urban Professional. Yuppies are well-todo Baby Boomers, who are characterized as being more independent than the earlier generation. So it's no wonder pollsters were surprised. They immediately began talking about a new wave of patriotism sweeping the country. Yuppies are also characterized as being more independent of the corporate line, as being more entrepreneuriaL It is true that more entrepreneurs made good this year than in previous years. This, again, is often ascribed to the spread of high technology. which allows a businessman, even a young businessman, to set up in business with relatively little expenditure. Two of the more famous entrepreneurs in the country are Bill Gates, founding president of Microsoft, Inc.. a multimillion dollar company that provides programming languages and operating systems to nearly every major computer manufacturer in the country. and Steve Wozniak. who with his colleagues at Apple staved off an at- ;:. Continued on Page IZ .... t: SJ J__ \ r~r,~~\~\\\,:,,=======::======:=::=====: Ir~----'--==::::::::::::::/) Has Big Brother been watching? -,~ ) .-::::.===~_.-- : > ...... ~ \: ,.~, •••••••• ;~~~......:~:~",,,,,,,,~~;;;;;;;;::;:;::;::;;;;::;;-::::::::::::::::;~.~: ........ -. . ..... , ..,,.,,., ...... •• • ' ~ ..,,· 1''' l~'';.~''' '''i~ I f,f., .. : ~..~ - - . 'j.YW· I t." I~ •• ·.t•.l..~ ::::._..:: __ ,;;. _ 1984" 1984 1984 SpriJlc bftak 1984 lell ...... three studeDIS la the cold. Maybe they wID make II to Florida la 11185. Smoking was a big issue OD campus in 1984. PSGA worked bard to esIablisb "DO smoking" areas in Ibe buiJdiDg. As 1984 draw. 10 • close, .. Jaa. 14. The Cbristmas Irft fa Vaterie OIsoD, Keith HII1IIII, Bev BuraeH. A year of ups, dOWIM Continued from Page 11 tempt by IBM to grab a bigger chunk of the personal computer market than they deserved. Both did it with companies that started less than ten years ago in their homes, and mostly with the introduction of previously unreleased technology for home use. It has been found that smaller companies, with their flexible management structures, are able to change more quickly to meet the rapid changes of a high technology industry. They are famous because high technology has become suddenly glamorous. Nerds who once tinkered with those funny teletypes after school now find themselves lionized. They are a symbol of the 'new breed of high-tech Americans, for whom progress is served on silicon chips. One fledgling industry that did get a needed boost this year was the outer space insurance industry. one company 01 which recouped Homecoming '84 was a fulfilling event, as these participauts demonstrate. major losses when the spaceshuttle Discovery retrieved two oU-couJS/ communication satellites lasl month. In a spectacular rescue, two astronauts manhandled the satellites into Discovery's cargobay. On that flight there was another fill! as well: the first motherm ""'t Anna Fisher who went mtoorbi about a year' after SoUyRidebE<> me the first female AmeneaoastJ> naut-to fly on the shuttle. . Of course, the news this yO! wasn't all good. Two recent.tnI' dies, the hijacking of a KUwaJ~~ liner in which two Amencan P mats were killed, and themass ~ soIling from a Union Carbidep leak in Bhopal, India, shOWtlal : world still has a long wayto, g:". fore it becomes the peae:~eiIW for humanity many wou! be. u.... On the domestic scene, .~ ill hi h as roO' ployment is sti g -.. _ ail as 20 percent in some C1U~ced~ the number of workers disp 1984 1984 .19.84 ·1984 , II , 1984 1984 AANG1984 fall semester. Classes resume on ~.... Buaar was deeerated by I WI5lphaI, Pam Woodbury and Tbe men's cross country team performed well Ibis year, especially for tbe NAIA Natioaal Meet. ~and turnarounds technolOgicalchanges illustrates the darker side of progress. They will be around, unproductive, for years.The federal deficit is still a significantchunk of the Gross National product, and some economic indicators.like interest rates, have IlOtfallenas quickly as hoped. The threat of nuclear holocaust still hangs over us. There is a deep division in the country'smood. In a Time magaone survey, 71 percent of white Americanssaid the country was dOingwell, compared with 58 percent of nonwhites who fell the countryis in serious trouble. Other surveyshave shown that white professionalsare more likely to do well ~der the recovery than minorities. une,says the poll indicates that haPPiness in this country is now directlyproportional to income level. It is almost as if we expected 1004to be a repeat of the last several years. To some it has been. Thereseemsto have been the same mixture of success and failure, good and bad, as in previous years. But for those who have done well during this economic boomlet, a brighter outlook of the country's future (and by association, the world's future), prevails. people are enjoying themselves more. "Americans are feeling more sanguine and comfortable about their country than they have fell in the last two decades," Time contended recently. Like the young female athlete who smashed the video screen with the image of Big Brother in the well-known Apple Mcintosh commercial that aired during the 1984 Winter Olympics, it seems that many Americans have broken away from what JimmY Carter several years ago called a "nati~nal malaise," and while many still suffer , in the United States and the world, for just as many the crisis of c~nbdence that began in the late 70 s IS past. Carla Stome passes the cap of AssistaDt ChaDceUor for EdueadoDaI Services to Miebael Bassis. Bassis will serve as interim AssislaDl CIw><ellorbegiooiDgJan. 15, 1985. Student artists displayed their work at a receet art sale. Tom Turkowski performs duriDg the Homecoming '84 Variety Sbow. Many talented performers participated in the event. Tim Settimi, comedian, bosted lbe show. ,.,1 984;/··..·1984:..1984..·1984" __ ......;;......,;". IIiIIM It Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 - Son of Suengoolie is tops in T~~.?~~~ e Io~~.,oo",.... by Rid< Luehr t t but nothing really happened Geraldine character. 1 wanted t S eres , thi lik th 0 do Asst. Feature Editor with it." some ng e at, but I didn't Bishop eventually moved to San want to do the same thing. When D' ego but gave Koz the rights to we Iirst started, one of the hott U:e S~engoolie name. "I talked to guys around was Bill Saluga, -:: local stalions around Chicago, some did a character, Raymond J. ("y of which met me with great laugh- can call me Ray") Johnson Jr. ~~ ter at the lime. Eventuany, I originally, that was what Tombbrought it here to Channel 32 and stone was based on. In the sam they said they had been thinking of way that my Son of Svengoohe did' doing a hosted horror movie thing, so has Tombstone gotten aw I but they said, 'Let's turn it into a from ~hat he was originally bas~ bake.off.' and they .ha~ seve:31 on. H~ s now one of the mostpopupeople audition for It, Including lar things on the show. Here we Steve Dahl. In the end, 1 was. the have this plastic s~ull I bought at winner and we went on the air 10 Toys R Us, and he s a big star" June of '79." What is in the future for Rich The look of the Son of Svengoolie Koz and the Son of Svengoohe' also went through a sort of evolu- "By next June, I will have bee; tion, Koz said. "When I first audi- doing It for SiX years, which is realtioned, I looked like the originally an i~cr~ble run for something Svengoolie. But the people here fell like this, 1 m under contract until that it looked too cartoony, and at next December. so I still have a the same lime, I was thinking that year left as Son of Svengoohe. Of this is the Son of Svengoolie, so I course, I'd like to branch out. I feel thought that I should look differenl. that this is not enough anymore. I The makeup I have now is actually would like to do some other things, the third try. Some of It IS some possibly some radio, maybe some dumb things I bought a long time other TV. I've done some COmmer· ago and knew that I could use cial work here and there, but what· someday. The hat I bought eight ever I do, I like to have some eonyears before for some little home trot on the creative end." movie thing that some friends and 1 did. And the coat was a cut-out that I got for about five dollars at a Gingiss store." Aside from Svengoolie, Koz does many other characters on the show, including The Marx Brothers, Tom Spyder and Mister Robber. But of all these other characters, perhaps the most popular Is Tombstone, the disembodied skull who turns up at the most inconvenient times. "That's a character that has outIiv- . ed what it was originally based on," Koz said. "Back on 'Screaming Yellow Theater,' Svengoolie had a character named Zelda, who was a green-haired female skull and was Horror hosts. These somewhat bizarre figures have helped to keep us entertained during even the worst of the weekend horror movies. In the past we have had such merchants of the macabre as Zacberle, Vampira and the one and only Svengoolie. In June, 1979, a new horror host came on the scene. He was destined from the beginning to follow in his "father's" frightening and funny footsteps. He was, of course, Son of Svengoolie. In a recent interview, Rich Koz, the man beneath the makeup, talked about the past, present and future of the character who has become one of the most popular figures in Chicago area television. Koz said he began performing while attending Main East High School In Park Ridge, Illinois. "They had a litUe FM radio stalion that I was Involved with. Basically, what they would do is give me an hour or SO every week to do whatever I wanted to do, so I started doing little 'schlick' things. I think that's where I started getling together my little bits and doing my writing and characters and things like thaI." The evolution of Son of Svengoohe began while Koz was attending Northwestern University. Koz sent some material to Jerry Bishop, the original Svengoolie. "He wrote back to me and asked me to send more stuff, and it ended up eventuaUy that I was writing the show wilh him every week, as well as domg off-camera voices, art work, etc ... Problems set in for Koz and Bishop when a new company took over the TV station and decided to dump Svengoolie and put in their Ricb Koz as tbe Son of own horror host, The Ghoul. "He was terrible," Koz said. "He lasted about six months. People just didn't accept him here, although I hear he's in his third reincarnation in Detroit." During this period, Koz and Bishop worked together in radio Svengoolie and some other ventures. "Jerry kept saying that he thought the Svengoohe thing was slill viable, but he didn't want to do Svengoolie anymore. So he suggested that 1 could do the Son of Svengoolie and he would mainly produce. We had a few false starts on this, talked to a Play at Park High The Park High School Alumni Theater Company will present Neil Simon's "Barefoot in the Park" as its first benefit producUon. Dales for the play are Dec. 21, 22, 28 and 29 at the Park High Theater in Ra· cine. Curtain time is 7:30 on all nights. The cast includes Todd Neislifter as Paul Bratter, the troubleplagued young attorney. Cathy' Lynn Cuadra plays Cone Bratter, his mischievous young bride. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE 1 /' \~ SEMESTER BREAK HOURS FINAL EXAMS FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK 7:30 AM - 2 PM THRU WED" DEC, 19 CLOSED FROM DEC, 13 - JAN, 13 7:30 AM - 8'00 PM WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE THUR THUR. 'DEC, 20 7:30 AM _ 2:00 PM DINING ROOM: UNION SQ. GRILL CLOSED DEC, 21 - JAN, 1 ,\\ANGER 'Writer/director Bernds recalls hi tu by Jim Neibaur rected were two-reel h rt f,S m years Feature Editor dies at Columbia fea~u~ing com~ Moe .was a big help, giving Curly old-time comedy stars as Hugh Her- the line, the inflection, the erpresbert, Andy Clyde and the u1ar sion, everything. ft was quite a Three Stooges pop touching display of brotherly affec- . tion." "The first Stooges picture I did ,Bernds went on to say that Curwas a, ,~IJm called 'A Bird in the ly s health problems weren't always Head, S81dBernds. "Curly was in se~~re, but fluctuated quite a bit. III health at this lime, so he was a We di,d one called 'Three Trouproblem to direct." bledoers, where he was neither C I H good nor bad. Then in two more Pro:l~~ ~7:had a. drinking 'Three lillie Pirates' (where th~ temmi paired his health, Stooges enact their famous 'Maha s emmmg from mantal troubles. Raja' routine) and 'Micro Phonies ' :ooges fans can often tell that in Curly was suddenly his old self ~ .. s later vehicles, Curly's timing is the next one, 'Monkey Businessmen,' he was at his worst" Bemds ~d. • Curly suffered a stroke on the set of the film 'Half Wits' Holiday' in 1946, forcing the movie's climactic pie fight to be filmed without him. Curly remained an invalid for the rest of his life, dying in 1952. Moe and Curly's older brother Shernp Howard was hired as a replacement for Curly after the 1946 stroke. "Many Stooges fans are so crazy about Curly, they hate Shemp, which is unfair," said Bernds. "Shemp was troly the funniest of all the various Stooges. Iloved the guy. he was a thorough pro. I can't picture Curly as anything but a Stooge, but Shemp was a very wellestablished character actor. "Often I would let the cameras run aller completing a scene just to see what Shernp would do. Usually we couldn't use his crazy improvisations because they were too earthy, but it sure gave the gang in the projection room a big bang," be said. Of Moe Howard, Bernds stated he was every bit as much the boss off the screen as on. He also said Moe was a generous perfonner who would give of his talents wbat many other comedians would jealously guard. When speaking of his Blondie pictures, Bernds recalls that Arthur "Dagwood" Lake, subject of a recent Ranger feature, was not 31· ways the most professional guy to work with. "He was a trial to work with because be was so unprepared," Her- . nds said. "He was usually late and never studied his lines, althougb he was pretty good at winging it. He was a pain in many ways, but when he did get into a scene, he was a funny man.' I Bemds was also responsible for writing and directing many of the best Bowery Boys features during the fillies. The first thing that comes to his mind when remembering these films is the Bowery 15 Tbursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Edward Bernds has written and difeCledfilms featuring such favorites as The Three Stooges, The Bowery Boys, Blondie and Dagwood, as well as westerns, dramas and science-fiction features. In a recent telephone interview. Bernds loOkedback on his career in movies."I was born in Chicago just a block from Cubs Park," Bernds said. "When I was nineteen years old Ibuilt and operated the first Bemds calls Shemp Howard the funniest of the Stooges WENR radio station in Chicago. I off and his youthful vitality almost then worked at WCFL and went gone. outlo California in 1928 to work in "Moe would be on the set coachthe new sensation called talking ing Curly one line at a lime," said pictures. Bernds, "the same way one. would "I began as a sound man at coach a child. Being a new director, United Artists, moving on to I naturally had everything planned Columbia in 1929 where I became to the last detail. When Curly was sound man on all of Frank Capra's unable to do a litlle three-hne aWard-winning films," he said. speech as planned, I bad to improBernds eventually became a .di- vise. For a new director, that's rector through the help of Capra pretty' frightening. ., . after working with him for fifteen "So Iwas improvlsmg like crazy ¥ears. Among the first films he di- and feeling pretty insecure about. t . Rock history this week Dec 18 t96~ Tiny Tim marries' Miss Vicki on The Tonight ShoW. Tiny is 40, Vicki just 17. Dec. 20, 1973-Singer Bobby Darrin suffers a heart attack and dies. The .singer gained fame Wlth hit;: "Mack the Knife," "Splish Splasb , H .. "Dream "Queen of the op, Lover," and much later, "ll I Were a carpenter." He was 37. BiRTHDAYS Dec. 13-Ted Nugent, 35. Dec. IS-Keith Richards, 41. j)e<;. ZOo,Pet., epss, 37· St. Luke's Hospital's free mental health film series continues on Tuesday, Dec. 18 at 7 p.m. with the movie "King of Hearts." An optional discussion following the film will be led by two mental health professionals. Because seating is limited, reservations for the film should be made by calling 63&-2100 during ollice hours on weekdays. Guests should enter the bospital from the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Surface parkiDg is directly across the Dec. 23, 1974-George Harrison becomes the first rock artist ever to receive an invitation to the White House by a President of the United Slates when he lunches with President Ford. Dec. 14, 1974-Mick Taylor, who replaced Brian Jones, leaves the Rolling Stones, opening the door for Ron Wood. Dec. 17, 1977-Elvis Costello makes a rare TV appearance on NBC's Saturday Night Live when , , ' ~.~ !'is.tljbi Ri\1D,sJl9W ap, ., , ~ •••• A ••• , • " • Bernds remembers Lake wbo was always late Boys' lack of cooperation. "They were difficult," he said. "They wanted to be good and fundamentally were pretty good actors, but they were obstructive and difficult, dogging it at limes. When they worked, though, it tended to be good. The better supporting cast they had, the better they tended to be." Of his non-comedy films. Bernds cites the western "Escape from Red Rock" as his best-written ef· fort. "For the people who say all westerns are the same, I bring up that one. We started with a 'Rebel Without a Cause' of the old west, but ended up with a basis wluch is similar, being a young man at odds with his environment. We had a good cast and Ithink that if It had been done with bigger production, it would have been one of the most important westerns of its lime." Another favorite achievement among film buffs is Bernds' scrence-fiction picture ..Return of the Fly" with Vincent Price. "A lot of people say it's better than the original 'The Fly' and it bas been considered by some to be a scienc~fiction classic," said Bernds. One of Bernds' last rl1ms was writing the script of the ElVIS Presstreet. The film will be shown ID Voight Auditorium. Refreshments will be served. "King of Hearts" stars Alan Bates as a Scottish soldier who is sent to disann a bomb in a French town, planted by a fleeing Gennan Army during World War I. When Bates arrives, the town is deserted except for the inmates or the local insane asylum. He is embraced as their King, and the results are hilarious. This film is a little-known comedy masterpiece. . ley rock and roll musical, "Tickle Me," which was set on a dude rancb. "I was never introduced to Presley, even though Iwrote the scnpt I was origlOally supposed to direct the r,lm, too, but his manacer said. he wanted a director Presley had worked with before. Presley was i shy person" And why did Edward Bernds leave the motion picture tndusLry after being a veteran m wntmg and dtrecting so many !Ilms' • "Pictures left me. I just ran short of work One good llun that I have an mtelligent wtfe who discovered a ure-tire way to m.;1.k. muncy buy San Fernando Vallry property dunng the !IllLes, so I, didn't need the money," h. said Bernds 15 10 excellent health aNI recalls his past ex~mcly "'ell, bel)lng his 79 years He attnbut his good health to not havm smoked or been a dnnkmg man In c1osmg. he gave Ius sugg uon for people interested tn becorrung !11m directors "Just do what f dtd Work with a great director, tudy his style for lifteen years aNI get him to mler'\lene and get you In as a dire<lor." Sunple, eli? Edward Bernds IS one of the most popular !11m dJrectors of Ius time among movie burrs Hb screen works seem destined to remam staples of him craftsman· slup for a long time to come. Free film at St. Luke' s Professional Typing AcademiC Reports, Letters, Resumes, Technical, Statistical Pick Up & Delivery ON CAMPUSI Donna VanKampen 886·4249 Until Noon & Evenings 16 Thursday. Dec. 13. 1984 A pause in the disaster by Riel< Laebr Asst. FealUre EdItor Christmas, that most important of holidays, that conjures up images of love, family and a deep sense of reverence. For the major toy companies, however. it conjures up images of the almighty god of profit. Every year at this lime, these companies come out with new toys and gifts. Well, they've outdone themselves this year. After seeing this item, 1 think I've seen it all. You may as well sell all my clothes, pitch me in a hole and lhrow dirt on my face. I have seen it all. TIlis new gift for Christmas is the latest in the line of accessories for the Cabbage Patch Kids. Yes, those ugly tittle overpriced monstrosities have spawned many products in the last year. but the newest one is the ultimate. What is this "ultimate" gill? Cabbage Pat<b disposable diapers!. No, these are not diapers with pic- - tures of Cabbage Patch Kids on them for your baby. They are disposable diapers for you to put on your Cabbage Patch Kids. Neat, huh? Just think. now you can hold a Cabbage Patch Kid on your lap, Rick Luehr and you don't have to worry about the little sucker peeing on your leg. What a relief. No more worries about messed up furniture and no more diapers to wash. What a boon to the modern household. What will they think of next? A playpen so the ugly little suckers won't run away? Little mobiles so they can be amused while they're in their cribs? Doesn't it give you a warm feeling inside to know that although children all over the world will have nothing for Christmas, our Cabbage Patch Kids will be kept comfortable and free from wetness? .. Film revIew Beverly Hills Cop **** him out oi trouble, Judge Reinhold and John Ashton turn in very. good performances that, at times, threaten to steal the fi~ from Murphy. Other standouts include Ronny Cox as a Beverly Hills police lieutenant and Lisa Eicho~ as ~n old friend of Axel's who assists him in his investigation. . "Cop" is a very funny 111m. It -also is a very violent (Ibn. However, the violence never gets so out of hand that it overpowers the comedic moments. In fact, "Cop" IS one of the best blends of comedy and drama that I have seen 10 a long time. The action ~uences, !oeluding an opening chase scene IDvolving a semi, a bus and about two dozen cars, are very well done ~d exciting. The screenplay, by Darnel Petrie Jr., is well Written and tightly plotted. . "Beverly Hills Cop" shows Eddie Murphy at his very best. II is a funny exciting film that I'm sure IS desti~ed to be one of the biggest hits of the Christmas season. 11 you're an Eddie Murphy fan. see "Beverly Hills Cop." 11 you aren't an Eddie Murphy fan, see it anyway. Odds are you'll become one. by Rick Loehr Asst. Feature EdItor Eddie Murphy said recently that his new film "Beverly Hills Cop" would serve as an apology for his last film, the dismal "Best Defense." If this movie is indeed an apology. it's accepted. In "Beverly Hills Cop," Murphy plays Asel Foley, a Detroit police detective whose unorthodox methods tend to keep him on the wrong side of his superiors. When Asel's bestlriend is killed, he lakes his vacation time and goes to investigate his friend's murder, starting where the man last worked, in Beverly Hills. In Beverly Hills, Axel's unofficial investigation gets him in trouble not only with organized crime, but also with the ex1rernely'by-the-hook Beverly Hills Police Department. With his role in "Beverly Hills Cop," Eddie Murphy shows that he is not only one of the best COlIUC actors in films today, but that he is also a very capable dramatic actor. As the two Beverly Hills detectives assigned to follow Axel and keep Prince Holiday record - by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Aller existing on this planet for 26 years, I figured I had seen and heard everything as far as Christ. mas commercialism is concerned. Not so! Prince has released a Christmas single. "Anotber Lonely Christmas" is another mindless Prince record with such deep lyrics as... "Remember when we went swimming naked in your daddy's . pool. He was mad when he caught us, But it was still so cool." Or sometbing like that. Not to mention the brilliant line "Now you're gone and -Idrink banana dac, quiris until I die." Almost enough to make you miss Bing Crosby. I said almost. The record is released by Warners on a 45 rpm seven·incb disc, the flipside being "I Would Die 4 U" (the spelling is his, not mine) from the film "Purple Rain." Perhaps Prince will finally release a good record when his mustache grows in. A NEW MATT DILLON ... ONTHEMOVE OK, smart guy! What would you do if you were Jeffrey Willis? It's your last summer before choosing between college and jobless oblivion. Now comes a summer dream job at the ritzy EI Flamingo Beach Club, a luxurious haunt of the New York rich absolutely dripping easy money and overrun with beautiful girls. You rub more than shoulders with a gorgeous blonde coed visiting from California, you are taken under the wing of the Club's resident "getrich-quick" artist and, suddenly, college is coming in a very distant second. \ Matt and Janet - a breath of fresh air, So, in September, what will it be? For Mall Dillon as Jeffrey Willis in Twentieth Century Fox's "The Flamingo Kid," the decision won't be easy. Everyone has an idea about what he should do with his life -' and they're ALL wrong. Flair for comedy As the bright but less than "Easy Street" smart Jeffrey. Mall Dillon takes on a role tailored to show the talented young actor in a new light. Sure, he's still a legend in his own neighborhood, bUI in "The Flamingo Kid," Dillon is a rumblefish out of water with a flair Matt Dillon is" The Flamingo Kid." for comedy and a crush on shapely newcomer Janet Jones. The tall, sunny blonde shines in her first major film role after brief appearances in "One From the Heart" and "Grease II." A veteran at age 22 of five seasons on TV's "Dance Fever" team, Janet Jones will follow her role in "'The Flamingo Kid" by starring in the eagerly awaited film version of "A Chorus Line." Also starring is a seasoned trio of top performers. Richard Crenna (as slick sports car de.aler Phil Brody) recently made his mark in "Body Heat" and "First Blood" and will soon ret earn with SYlvest~r .. .. , . 0 • \ • .' • -\-\ 'I 'l: ," ,' \i " , , . . '. • ~ '" 4 . , . , , ,, , • ~ ~ •• j , ....... 0 . ,. ..... .... . .. • " ~. " ~~.. ,., ... - '.. .. ....... , • .Stallone in a second "Blood" called "Ram bo ;" Hector Elizondo (as Jeffrey's concerned father) was last seen in the hilarious "Young Doctors in Love," and Jessica Walter (as the sial us-conscious Mrs. Brody) is best remembered for asking Clint Eastwood to "Play Misty For Me." Shapely newcomer Janet Jones, For director Garry Marshall. "The Flamingo Kid" is a comedy right up his alley. Known for his knack With youthful casts of hit TV shows such as "Happy Days" and" J..averne & Shirley," Marshall guides "The Flamingo Kid" on the heels of hts first hilarious feature, "Young Doctors in Love." For a dash of summer in the deadof . winter. here comes "The Flamingo Kid," Your lasl days before college were never this hot and bothered . .. <t "I • 0, ..... 'I. , ...... _.1_' .. . ' ..- 17 nanday. Dec. 13. 198-1 ....... - Everyone knew . what Jeffrey should do with his life. Everyone was wrong. , l •• MICHAEL KEATON JOE PISCOPO MARlW H£NN£R MAURHN STAPLHON PHERBOYLE GRiffiN DUNNE GLYNNISO'CONNOR DOM DELUISE RICHARDDtMITRl DICKBUTKUS DANNY DEVITO Organized crime has never been this disorganized! TWENTIETH CENTURYFOX • A MICHAEL HERTZBOO POOlltTllJ AN AMY HECKERLING FILM • MICHAEL KEAml·.DIm lWmOOSlY JOE PISCO IS MARILU HEMNER·IOOlEEM STAPlfTOII· P£TER BOYLE GRIFFIN DUNNE• GLYNNI~ omNNOR • OOM MUISE· RICHARD DIMITRI DANNY ~VITO r~ ~"WEIRO AI" YANKOVIC . JOHN MORRIS IIOOMAN GIM8EL I DAVID M. WAlSH 8UO AUSTIN AID IIARRY COIDM8Y , 1:NORMANSTElN8E~ • 8ERNIE KUKOff • HARRY COLllM8Y • JEff MIS ~MICHAEL HERTZ8ERG AMY HECKERLING ,.. A legend in his own neighborhood. ABC Motion Pictures presents a MERCURY ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION of a GARRYMARSHALL Film "THE FLAMINGOXID" Starring MATT DILLON RICHARD.CRENNA HECTOR ELIZONDO JESSICAWALTER Story by NEAL MARSHALL Screenplay by NEAL MARSHALL and GARRY MARSHALL Produced by MICHAEL PHILLIPS Directed by GARRY MARSHALL Original Soundtrack available on Vorese Sarabande Records and Cos;eHe~ ~ Releosed by 'woo"'lh CooMy '0.1 Edg,wood ,,1m Di,"ibolo" I~1 MOTION pG-13 ~~~~r,...s~i.~::'~':~~~~~'~~:'~~ PICru~S . s,"" ,",,,,,,, ",.y &< I.. ,~r.l"~" '01you"'lc""",," c::: ,_., ..u.E_R.2Hl.SElffiT£lHllfAlRE&: . SURIHRIDAV;OK~ 11AlSll((lQ}lIIlMti~ RANGER a 'l'handaY. Dec, 13, 1984 I! Film review No stars for City Heat A poetic look at Chr~~t~~~S covered the temtory from His bare Tree in two-tone Cadillacs . S ars Roebuck this year and where no e and ran away to where creches. . babe- in no Bing Crosby carollers Christmas complete WIth plastic groaned of a tight Christmas . manger I st and where no Radio City angels arrived by parce . po . iceskated wingless the babe by spectIlaI dedeli;~e Men through a winter wonderland and where no· e evis ... I bell h . th Lord Calvert Whiskey into a jmg e eaven praised e daily at 8 :30 with Midnight Mass matinees Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where there were no rootless trees hung with candy canes and breakable stars contrived. There are long gun battles where nobody gets hit. overplayed bad guys, underplayed heroes (Eastwood can't act at all, so he's been perfectly cast) and an overuse of darkness and rain. Perhaps this is supposed to be subtly funny ...it isn't. On top of this, there are several out-and-out serious scenes to overshadow the film's attempted comic bits, only a few of whicb are effective. A very good supporting cast including Rip Torn, Madeline Kahn, Richard Roundtree and Irene Cara is wasted. "City Heat" looked like a good time in a silly sort of way but is instead a tremendously disappointing picture. Go see anything else. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "City Heat" pairs Burt Reynolds with Clint Eastwood in a supposed parody of film noir, and like Steve Marlin's similar "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid," it's an unbelievable turkey. A lot of talent is involved here. with a script co-written by Blake Edwards under the pseudonym Sam O. Brown ("S.O.B." ... get it?) ana direction by Ricbard Benjamin, but any satirical attempts are remarkably poor in execution. Rather than parody the inadequacies and cliches of film noir, "City Heat" merely re-uses these staples, causing the film to look ridiculous and Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where there were no gilded Christmas trees and no tinsel Christmas trees and no tinfoil Christmas trees and no pink plastic Christmas trees and no gold Christmas trees and no black Christmas trees and no powder blue Christmas trees hung with electric candles and encircled by tin electric trains and clever cornball relatives Chrisi climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where no fat handshaking stranger in a red flannel suit and a fake white beard went around passing himself off as some sort of North Pole saint crossing the desert to Betblehem Pennsylvania in a Volkswagen sled drawn by rollicking Adirondack reindeer . with German names and bearing sacks of Humble Gifts from Saks Fifth Avenue for everybody's imagined Christ child Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and softly stole away into some anonymous Mary's womb again where in the darkest night of everybody's anonymous soul . He waits again an unimaginable and tmpossibly Immaculate Reconception the very craziest of Second Comings. Record review Ex-Eagle Henley bombs Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where . no intrepid Bible salesmen by Jim Nelhaur Feature Editor -Lawrence Ferlinghetti With 1982's "I Can't Stand Still," Don Henley showed his stuff as a capable solo performer. With his latest, "Building the Perfect Beast" on Geffen, he sells out to phony technology and emerges with a dull electronic piece of trasb. All of the purity that the former Eagles drummer spotlighted on his debut LP is missing with this release. The only thing saving it from falling Yiclim to the next carnival shooting contest is Henley's singing. which still sounds committed, in spite of weak songs. Although Henley is a drummer, a df:lm machine is used on some of the tracks: the ultimate sellout. The songwriting of Henley, Danny Kortchmar, Ben Trench and Stan Lynch is lyrically pretty good but falls short melodically with formulaic electronic claptrap replacing Wind ensemble excellent The wind ensemble 'presentation Dec. 6 was yet another example of hard work, seriousness and dedication on fhe part of a group' of very talented people. nicely under Mark Eichner's direction. ., . The crowd was pitifully small, although everyone seemed to be captivated by the intelligently selected program. .It's' difficult to promise someone'they'Il like somethjng that may not necessarily appeal to"them at first, hut if you have any doubts about the Parkside music department's various presentations, at- . tending one is strongly advised, You won't be disappointed. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor When in the position of Ranger feature editor, a person has the op-- portunity to see just how good the campus entertainment is, how beautiful the Conununication Arts Theater is and how few people bother attending the presentations, despite the quality and low admission price (usually only a buck for students). Compositions included Gustav Holst's "A Moorside Suite," (1928),- Wallingford Rreggers "New' Dance" (1935), Aaron Copland's "Emblems" (1964) and Malcotm Arnold's "Four Cornish Dances" (1966). The music flowed very Don Henley the clear, tasteful sound of Henley's first album. All in all, "Building the Perfect Beast" is a dull, flavorless synthpop albwn. It's cut-out time again, kids. Honey queen---:-to bee or not to bee If you are interested in trying.out for the position as Honey Queen, please bring a short resume to the Beekeepers meeting on Jan. 2 at the Racine County Extension Building at 7:30 p.m. The building is located west of 1-94 on Hwy 20. For more information call Marilyn Weschnefski at 654-7964·or Sue at 654- 6515. Racine-Kenosba Honey Queen position should have the first Wednesday of every month free to attend Beekeepers Association meetings. The Honey Queen will have her way paid to the Kenosha, Racine and State Fairs. The Queen will also have the opportunity to participate in radio sbows and appear in parades. The Racine-Kenosba Beekeepers Association is looking for queen candidates. They are looking for a person who enjoys meeting people, likes to travel and is willing to learn about bees and honey. The person who applies for the Ranger needs writers • Convenient location • Ample oWstreet parking (lighted) • Featuring some of the area's best music live • Affordable prices (we're the lowest!) • Large dance floor • Large seating capacity • Excellent food served • 3 billiard tables & video games DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIMEI Film review 2010 Feature Editor by Jim Neibaur ** * confused about. ** Writing and direction by Hyams are breathtaking, the shots, editing and use of color and cinematography all reaching a level of excellence found all too rarely in modern motion pictures. The setting by Roy Scheider, John Lithgow (he's in everything, isn't he?) and the rest of the act is also among the film's noteworthy achievements. . Having an interest in space, SCIence fiction or the future is not a prerequisite for this intelligent, entertaining fibn. Just go strictly for the drama and you'll not be disaJl" pointed. "2010" is the best film·this year" ~l\ ,one-,pic!"'e. you. ieaI)i. have to see. .-. _. _ .• - .- This year is a terrible year for movies, only a feW great ones with many bombs. "2010" is one -of the most pleasant experiences this reviewer has ever had in a theater making all the bombs I've had to sii through almost worth it. Even if you haven't seen Stanley KUbrick's "2010: A Space Odyssey" (1968) you'll have no trouble following this Peter Hyams-produced sequel, which takes up nine years after its classic predecessor. A. cameo by Keir Dullea from the prequel: ~~~ '!hipgS_ t1Iar vi~\'(e~: who didn't see tli<"original may'''''' PORKY'S 2117 91st Street Kenosha Recine-Kenosha County Line Rd. -a LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT 1II: ... .ll c ~ CO PORKY'S IS YOUR KIND OF PLACE!" pz Club ~~~. ~~iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~iiiiii;;;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Events f-'------ II 11l......".De<:.I3,IM4 P~~~~=:~ll be sponsoring .w~~~~E:~i;::i~~!to~ "ih th : M0ii--& DADi I a luncheonon Wednesday, Jan. 9 at Communit St d' ,or e 11.30 a.m. in Molinaro 111. Those 0175 in th~ ~L~ntFService Ollice, I ~ interested in attending this mation, call 553.2706. or more intor- I ~tionalluncheon should con- I tact the Peer Support Office, 553- Chemistry Club I 2706, or Pam Beach, 63~I23 by 1 Dec. 31. The Chemistry Club wishes Peer Support will hold two Open everyone a. happy holiday season 1 House/Campus Tours lor incoming and would like to remind you about I Parkside students, age 23 or older, the end-of-the-semester bash being 1 00 WednesdaY,Jan. 9 at I p.m. and planned. For more information, al 7 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 10 in stop 10 Greenquist 108 or watch I Molinaro 111. your mailbox in the near future. We I peer Support, one of five major hope to see you all next spring be- I campus organizations, holds Open cause we've got a great sem~ter I Housesthat include information on planned. Merry Christmas, and 1 the university's academic program, have a great break. as well as campus, cultural and 1 social Parkside faculty, staff and continu- activities. Members of the PAW CftRI S 11 ing student groups will be on hand Parkside Association of Wargam- 1 to answer questions. ers (PAW) be hosting Chiwaukee peer Support also sponsors two Campaign n on Jan. 12 and 13. 1 scholarships each year. The Peer Registration is $5 at the door. The I Support scholarship for $100 is Chiwaukee Campaign is an annual I awaroed each fall semester, and convention that provides an oppor- I the Coonie Cummings scholarship tunity for historical, board and STOe KI N G S UGG ESTI 0 N 1 lor $100 is awarded each spring miniatures gaming before having to semester. Scholarship applications go back to school the follo~ day. 1 willbeaeceptedthroughthesecond For more information, contact The $50.00 DEPOSIT it l week of eacb semesler and awar- Bruce Carson or Mark Nickle in 0I ded at the end of the fourth week Molinaro 140 or call 533-2013. 01 °1atl ~I ~I WI !:!I ~I~l ~\ ~I 01%1 c,~, ~I ~l 0 1 °1~, °1:iill !I (,)1 i 1 I 1 , , I , , I I , 1 1 1 .::====:=-::=-:-:'-:~=~~~';';-'==='I:Z~~-~"'~~~-""'-""'-'~~--'''''' ~ ..... --- Aweek at the Park Jazz Ensemble show EVENTS Saturday, Dec. 15 Thursday. Dec. 13 StlI'PORT GROUP: for parents wilh infants, at 12 noon in Moln. Dl2I. AD are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. CONCERT: featuring the parkside Jazz Ensemble at 2 p.m, in CA Dll8. Admission is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. MOVIE: "Children of Paradise" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. BUS TRIP: to the Lyric Opera House in Chicago. Call ext 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: ·"Children of Paradise" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. AU seats are sold. SUDday.Dee. 16 MOVIE: "Children of Paradise" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series ~II be available at the door. Nobodyasked me, but .•• Christmas is puzzling C!>DtiDuedfrom Page 2 stolen from underneath us? Why does the Assistant Chancellor of this fine educational institution have Chrislmas ligbts on a rubber tree plant in his/her office? I am totally bewildered by this electrifying concept, and I'm currently searching to the root of the issue to find some answers. I'm not sure anything ~II brancb out, though. Speaking of roots ...! have been searthing for some time to find out K money is indeed the root of all evn, why doesn't money grow on trees? H it can't grow on trees, why ..... 't there at least plants to comtnemorate this rooted issue? I WOuldlove to have a money tree or money plant for Christmas. Tbe potential for millions in profit would make everyone green ~th envy. We could buy anything we would possibly ever want to buy for Christmas, including those bard-totbink-ol gifts for greedy relatives. Why didn't they put any Dylan Thomas on the juke box in the Uaion yet? And wby do, ~ have ~ frll!ntls wltll:four'd\ffere!,~~J r----.. ...~.. ~_. • toos? And why does my cat insist on eating oatmeal cookies whenever my brother walks into the house? For that matter, why did my mother make t8 dozen oatmeal cookies last week? Why are people who are not generally :very paranoid under the impressIon that no one is out to get them? It just occurred to me that answering all tbese questions by Christmas would clearly be an odious task, certainlY Dot one that I10- tend to spend time working out, except for that one about the ChriSt; mas tree lights on the Ass1Stan Chancellor's tree. certainly enough, .f we continued. sooner or later ~omeone would ask why we celebrate Cbristmas, and then they Id ask who started all of this, I :~~ld hate to think of myself ~ being responsible for a lack o~= mony at Christmas time. I ac y like Christmas very much. In generChri trnas can be a very fun ~;'e of ~e year, but probably only if 0)1 don't )taxe ",,!"e I~Ot asking. .Y. f ~tJ:al!ll~Illl.l\Stions.·,· -' all.JS!I~ Q~.J';;'; •• . - , • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED. BATHROOM-EQUIPPED MOTOR COACH .7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEANSIDE PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY $219 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: ~. ..~~ .. ~ • 'Co • • "n . ~ •• zo RANGER Post Nasal Strip a by Paul Berge rOt rt I t=:s ;: 4m,9f ; at f'n ' 3 Classifieds • SmES5tSk Help Wanted ROCK·IT North, 12026 Antioch Rd. Hwy &3. 'trevor WI needs waitresses. bartenders. OJ's We will train. Phone 4141863-6588 between 10 a m and 3 p.rn weeltdays. Rentals W""'T TO sublet studio apartment at Orcaard Courts for 5e(OOd semester CaU 553- 9359 aIter 8 p m Personals WM'TED: SLEEP for finals~ I need it-Tued Soul. SMtJRF: I love you and just wait till Christmas HOII ha-l.<we. ~ WANTED: MALE. IUct Iooki"l. sensitive. Iofs of money If quaUfled see Janet in "The Office ,- WANTED: SOMEONE wfIo an take' Rood notes In a bonne c:lass ... Pauia. Om aDd Connie, you do not quality! ROBERT S~: Time waits for no man. Lers hit ~ sex rooms before your tiJ'rIe is up-Tadpole IF'rotlI. G..utFIELD: 1~ sid: in the morning! You "d.drl't wear your rubbers when it rained. - Your Tadpole. FLASH: lUCKED chain in Coffee Shoppe attack students' film at eleven. DEAR JIM N . I did not take yOW' photomeasuring wh~1, wtUteout, ru~. typewriter. c:half. hose or bolby Mu!-Carol. @MMi ML!? HEV, LORI: Len go to Bellview for X-Mas Break-Chocolale. DEAR PAULA, have a GREAT time in Florida I know you will. even if you do have to bring your husband. Be sure 10 send us post cards. Who knows-sometmeg may develop from your time together-Brenda. Loretta and Cindy, GOO BLESS everyone- Tin)' Tim. MERRV CHRISTMAS to the Ranger Staff and all rn)' other friends on campus-Ross Bechanan. THANK YOU. F10wer Garden staff for taking such good cart' of me lhis year. I had a lood year. despite all my messy pants and IItful mornings-Love, Ross. tsee you aU nul year and have a nice Christmas.) WE WILL be so happy wilen all our papers are done. regardless of the quality of them.- The Procrastinator Students. NICE GLASSES. Wendy.-The Raftlei' Staff, AND-V: BESIDES ~ calculator. aU you're getting from us is love.-Brenda and Ross. STAR11NG NEXT year. the Ranger person· nel are going to have to make -a sincere effort to keep the o(fice c1ean ...especiaUy the lableneKt to the business mgr's desk. M, CONRAD: Feliz Navidad y Felit Anno Nuevo. EI dase cW a la oche. CAROL: HAD I know your intentions. I would have stuck my E. coli into )'OW' tube and my hands into your pockets. Love. ell· partner. RANGER STAFF: Vou're great! Have a happy holiday. Let's keep progressing and make next year's papers evt!n better,-Ed, ED: SO are you, and may your Christmas presents include early copy, p!e-deadline ads. lots of cooperation and a total .lack of uangling participial ~Iauses. land tYPo:SI.- JanelhetypistandTemthemaglcmakeupartisl. CAROL: MARY'S name was certainly gift enough for you. and I'm sooo glad we co~ld keep the whole thing a secret for a whole live seconds. I'm certainly looking forward to buying good Peppermint Schnapps with the wetfare fund, USA: BEWARE of drunken singers professing Spanish songs and declarations of the infa· mous A-Center Jail. La-la-la-jo-la .... BREND": f1RST it's ear piercing. then you go and buy some new birds and flowers. They're really very beautiful. but rm not sure about the ca~ you keep Ulem in?~ BRENDA B; You're such a cuue' Don·t forget to bring pictures to the party, Mom will waRt to see them. CAnlY SCOON: Congratulations. you graduc ate, you!! I'm so gladwe're friends. and I'm glad we'll graduate together: Scmeday-you'H be Dr. Lawyer Catherine sccon. Esq. JENNIE: MERRY- Christmas 10 a funny pt'rson who does an incredible job running' a great newspaper. . UZ; MERRY Christmas to a wonderful COHORT in CRIME. CARLA: HOW ya doin~ We'U miss you, but we'll never leave you alone. How:s that for reassuring: Be good! And d.9n'( forget Ute lights on ~'our tree. ' . ARTIE: YOU Nerd! RANGER STAFF; Where the he:U bav.e .t~e c1assifieds been'.'-John & .Tony~ ." , ... PAT; CONGRATS on graduating! Yotj'r~ a, fine specimen of a young communications major. -. Cross country skiing beneficial aerobic exercise by Mary.Frances Lojeski cross country skiing can be fun. Anyone who is capable of a brisk With semester break just around walk can cross country ski. Of courthe comer and a winter that prom- se, this does not mean that you win ises to be fiDed with snow, what be an expert, but you win be able better. way is there to spend your to have a good ume and ~ a good' free lime than skiing? workout. As WIth other fItness enAccording to "Your Health and deavors, you win probably find the Fitness" magazine.. in recent years sport: mu.ch.more exCiting and refitness experts have begun to rank warding If :you are able .to lake 'a cross country skiing as one of the few lessons before.yenlunng out on best an-around fitness sports'. When your own. done at a constant speed.. Nordic _ Nordic'skiing is a good. form- of: (cross 'country)' skiing' is an, excel, exercise, .and .tt.ts a lot safer than tent way to raise your heart rate downhiU skiing. 'It is beneficial to and hold it there.. Only jogging,,' stretch out.before beginning an af· swimming' and' aerobic- exercise temoon otcross country skiing, and . provide as good a woi1r.out. Because' to repeat-the exercise after you are of the combination of aerobic exer- finished for:the day: This added to cise and cold air"cross country ski- the fact that you won't bebarreUng ing burns a lot of calories, down· hills. at breakneck speed, Cross country skiing is beller helps to lessen the chance of serio than jogging in several ·ways. As ous injuries, such as those often as- . would be expected, your legs get a sociated with downiU skiing. . g~ workout when yooski, Many.' So· when YllU go cross counlly people. are surprised to lind, ~ow- skiing this semester .break, have a .ever, th~t their anns and shoulders, great time and remember how good also benefit. Another plus is' that the sport is for your health. NOTICEl STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THEPABKSIDE UNION - .. - . Continued from Page 8 lescents give nonverbal signs. A drop in grades,' difficulty c0ncentrating, skipping classes and not meeting assignments may aU be signs of trouble, . To detennine whether a young person may be headed toward suicide, Garfinkel looks for four kinds of changes: . Unhappiness, crying speDs, irrita· bility; , LosS of concentration, low soU· esteem, a sense of nihilism; Radical increases or decreaseS in activity, such as a student w\tO can~t sit still or one who sleeps aU the lime; , Changes in everyday fuDdiOIlS such as loss of appetite or sudden overeating, insomnia or loss of sex drive., . Since many of the warning signs of depression - drug use, wild partying, sexual adventurism - simply seem signs of youth, Garfinkel looks for changes in aU four areas· Awareness boils down to two basic tips, he says. Fint, tooIt for changes in perfonnance or behavior • "!~~~n~t;:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' ... ....' ~'~'~~~~~~~~'~'~~'~'~~... .. il"'~'~'~'~'~""I""~..... J"cide'seHb!u and second always take "'II" talk of~' .•.. sui· ....._ 4~:._ .•. _j:.f ..-._••• " :"t"'t ~.~"~'~ oi .. "" • h>~,~ Jr.'. _.. ,," ~,,~!,I~J'; ,;,., ~f'ooJ "'~ •• J"""{' • , •'.i:,~'.... I'" i..•• ~ . • " . ' '•.. , , • 'r~ •• ''''-', "'f. ~."'1...4-""}"'.,i,1-+'1t'1 "'I ..-\~ i-",~,&;",,"~-"-"'\l"~" ," _ BUILDING SUP,ERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend bu7 11dingoperatIon and, inter. nal s~urity; involves coordination,·Ofspecia:!'events. cash receipt ha~~hng and stu~ent pay-rollaudit'; must be personable·and have the ability to wor.k WIth others. Current opening involves Thursday and Sunday evenings. To apply contact Union Office, Room 209. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS • UNION SQUARE BAR • RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE All positions are available 2nd semester. Applications now being accepted the Parkside Union through Friday, Dec. 14. in Room 209 of Suicide--- .... r ... . All~Am~rlcanTodd Yde sets sights on' National Championship title , phere," said Yde, His first year here showed some pronusmg- results, with his fourth ParksidfsTodd Yde, a 1984 All- place showing at Nationals (which AJn<licaD started wrestling ~th earned him an All-American stand. the ~ag.mentof his brothers' II)g), ' mends at BeloitHigh School... ",Yde tries·to"run two to three Accordihg10 Yde, his hig~s~hool miles a d:\y.-lift weights and eat a wrestling dllys were not too-out- balanced diet At practice, the team ,taDCfing, "I never made it to State usually lifts weights, but according Ibeata lot of guys who went to to Yde, Jun Koch drills on tech- s~te,bUt I just never got there,"" nique and hard bve wrestling, said Yde. . "I try to eat good food throughFromhigh school, Yde wenton out the .season, like vegetables, to WeTI technical school and salads 'and. soup," said, Yde. He ",.,ued for one year. He then at- dropped from last year's 188- tended \.>lCNSS" but injured JPW-. pounds to a present 167putting him ' self, and!reilahirted for a year. 'His in a·-t1iffereniwrestling , bracket final mov,e ""'.k.him to.Parkside, With this drop, Yde has to be carewberelie 6a$ been wrestling fot ful with his diet ' two~" " .' ,:.' rhe day before ",eighing in, Yde "(liked LaC!'osse,but there ",ere' - usuallYtefrains ·.from eaiingbo100. IIllIlJ ,tIlings to do ~«i(h}y; ca.sehis",aght is close to' regula- !J1des ..well't too good, r, n~ed' tion: '~I'Jrp!obablydo a liltle better to getlW3Yfrom the partyattnos- in the lower weight class. The Bowling tea,m's' loss attributed to tourney's poor conditions . ~"~'L~ . '.." ::;';:;:~".~;_ -" -{:,,.ji.:J:~:'L: ~ .:~ . , '" DeDDis Harbach, '.;,: .. ;, bowls, to qualify 'for sectional.. has traditionally done well in, it is "We bave acromphshed many . ,,,,c, , Kelly;,wUl bl' bowbl)g with the., expecting many new bowlen. "We thin&s this year Just WlIJtlor us Witlt,jIeavjlJl oiled lanes •. a-fdr', team",; ',>e", have our eyes on one guy who shot and we'U be bad< for rrl<n," .... eip. alll\lWrere and two ,tough "Frlizeil":Frarik Bisottithe ice an 803 series several weeks ago, duded 1IWkrnus. leQIIc,·Jlarbjde·s howling ,'team:; man, was ~(;most coilmStenCBi- .r.iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~=~iiiiiiii.l 1IlIUIIll*'l4:\lUDced by ,OshkOsh. sotti, has'beCojne a regular 600 s~' "'WIIilel!alet. Saturday,'Dec' ..8, rieS bowlerm practice. "I've beeh n...T¥nTTnJil mJ.I1i1 ~ Tr\AV .Q.T"\1T'\TTfl W-, GIeri Malkmus ,commen-.' mOdifyingmyd~jjlierate style as.of U UJ .L Ul<l.l .LIlli I~ u eJ~ 1 toI:t\VtJlave""" aIFbut'lnath ... , late, aDd.my llaine'is really comlng WITII UTI T1i'r\ J..rIr1H TTli'li".Q. lllIIielIllI'~liDIinatedfrompost.sea·'i, around,":;;lridBisotti. Thfee weeks l'~ 1~1 JJll LCJ ... B!lti" he a~;;,\!ifthe/ ago ..when,tIl~',team weni to'i!'e' IIOf Tr\AV ~rqr A{"11i'.Q. leImtttok',<lIirsLor second'place'. prestigiOUS'&f.Louis tournament, '1l11-A U M~l\l.~LCJ flllitb"'atoumament comlng\1,lp,in,,' BisOlli Was a1so' rolling' along, .. ' SJIiDg, it may be able to go to sec- was the rest of the team as they finlionals." . ished 22 in a field' of 48, Some of 'l\e~was without the's~-'; the best ttialnk In the country Were' ices of ,Rie~..KeIlY,.who. was' not { present: Mallohusspeculat<!s .the' qualified~. play, t,{alkmusllrom- team is in the top 30 in the co,untry,' monted,"We're sick of getting . 0:'- " _ in this red tape, but it:s'., As the team looks forward to tile sticky sildtlOn:' When iIle, ~, Sy,Ornore Class.c, a tournament It Scie~ced'i~-i~ioh basketbaU fictioti to;'§'tudents·: .' '.,~' ib~Robb LU~hr' ;;., 'At the balf, the Students led the - '- .• Faculty 22-19.' -' . .They came from everywh~re.. In the second half, things start~ LifeScience,Chemistry, Geology, to fall apart for the "Less Fillin~ PhYSICS,Their mission: play ,bas:. Students; Fouis .were bemg caU • ketl>a1J, I,¥tructors,. and .stu,d~ists with increasing· frequency agamst, alike: equals lor a day. '. "".,,' the. StudentS. 'Ksaresult. the Fac- . !twas the second annual Science ulty wasabte' to'take gd~anlJlgeof This holiday season. special packages of MJI r H' h LJf~ DiYisionFa.culty-Student<llaUepge,. ten free-throW opporturuties. They will feature an appealing holiday dC'>l\n SJ1OIlsored Ie by, Mill,erBeer. The.b.at,t" converted on five, while the TShtu - h Lf' 'Ch t • m ~ul Y f two .s inspired by Moller Hog i e s os m" m ,,- ;"!~an~.fought, both,~: gJv,.· dents made zero or ' , d:t 10 their cause. When" the".. tuined out to be the difference In Look for dISplays of MIller H~ Life's holKl. 'pac ges the settled, the. victors were;;.!or.' the game, - at your favorite retatler S<COl\dyear10 a row, iIle Fa~· The Faculty out-scored lhelfSit ER TIM E ~The~m:::~r~t;;~~J~(L: ~~tsb:7;~ ~:~, sr."~i~d WE LeO MET 0 MIL L ... The)~ls had .the early ~d:' se.. n second-half po~ ancbini fin- AND HAP PY H 0 Ll 0A Y5 ~.. -half ge Inthe game behind 14f;~t- with 15 for the g""",is ~ Clough t~.l~ u. ished with 13 po'" ts Liv- II f R • JlOints by Mark "The Doctor" added eight. For the Studen.th 20 Fr0 maO usa tan ge r ~.. and four.. points from. 't led all scorers ~~"I\ Hatch lOgs on , "_d eight aDd Slu- W1 and "Ill.:: elman Kioon, B.II points, Wadinach•.... Ted "3-D" '-",Id '/iadina ~" Reed each' and Mark ''Slam'' dent tearn, h coa· and put in nJ,P'U' SIX· M'II B . Co I e r rewtn g , Iatut 'Ritblywas added two points. led by Jeff- Jackson, And The came off the beDC so, for another year. §~~lj~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!:':J "8onI eIght points and Bruce It n f,J!l!l! 9vJ;~ ljs~•• r ••~ I!stber~' Branchini ~l#.~y~n.A., Fal'y'!Y~~·tbe !ltuaen~ wi! 1Je ""'-0., One Shot" Will and Fred dents, , enge for next year. ......... Clough each added two. plolting therr rev .y Carol KorleDdick Sports Editor " Changewas beller for the team and for myself," said Yde, , The team is p1annil)gon placing 10 the top ten at the NAtA and Divisionn Nationals. and bopes to place somewhere in the top five. Accordingto Yde, the team should manage this if it keeps its members healthy. Yde explained. "We're not ~igin numbers, though we have some real quality players." The junior Education major hopes to claim the National Title. "I was close last year. I lost to last year's champion in overtime." Yde should have a good chance to atlain this goal with his overall skills and specialty in take-downs. Last year, Yde set the school record for the most tak:e-downs. "As far as Olympics go, they're too far off, besides, they require a lot of dedication," said Y de, Instead, Yde hopes to teach eith· er social studies or health, and do some coaclung at the high school level. Next year, Yde will not be eligible, so he plans on assisting Koch, Apart from wrestling, Yde ... joys downhill slUlng. fishing and water slUlng His family rs also qWte atltleuc, WIth his four brotben also mvolved 10 wrestling. Koch, acron:Img to Yoe. makes the team practice the wresl1J.ng moves so th<y become automabc and iesuocuve As a coach be abo stresses moderation. .. 'Know yoor limits,' coach would say," said Yde "He'd also say, 'DoD't get out of shape by _ out all !be l1JDO., Use your common sease.· >' Yde as a wrestler ad\nses future "Testlers to stick on a good dIet, and wort on a tecbruque. Also, "You only get out 01 an hour 01 practice what )'OU put mto rt." COltduded Yde. Todd Yde Curling Anyone? Tbe_ Oub be~an __ J'" " t985 for anyone ID ted In cwlInI or ID IoanuIl& t <UrIme IS aU about Cub membenIuP eu>t lor swdeels. aod 5t I r ani membenbtp 1b<re IS aloo • speaaJ rate lor .... non·owdent curIen Tbe C\IrloIlt Cub IS .... ot 1914 Memo A _ For rrl<n tDformal*! COIlIXt Plul Jan ID !be 1W1C«.of~ RANGER .,.22 ThursdaV. Dec. 13. 1984 Work off excess Christmas baggage during your winter break blahs Wrestling Team captures championship at Whitewater invitational 10 card holder may bring guests to the building for a $2 fee per guest. Locks, toweis, and swimming suits can be rented from the issue room at minimal cost. Basketballs, vol. leyballs, weight pins, weight bells and dumbbells can be used at no cost. COme on out and have some fun. How about a game of racquet. ball or basketball? What's your ex· cuse? BuDding Hours througb Dec. 21: Mon.-Thurs.: 7:45 a.m.-9 p.m, Fri.: 7:45 a.m.", p.m. Sat.: Closed Sun.: 2:00-7:00 p.m, Pool Hours through Dec. 21: Mon. and Wed.: 1:00-8: 00 p.m. Tues.: 11:30-2:30 & 5:30-8:00 Thurs.: II :00-':00 Fri.: 11:00-5:00 Sat.: Closed Sun.: 2:00-7:00 that month. The weekly calendar is more precise. It lists the three gyms and tells you. for each hour of the day; when the gym is open to anyone and when team sports have practice. The .pool and building hours are also listed for that week, along with home and away sporting events. Both the monthly and weekly calendars are subject to change on short notice. Over the Christmas break. the buDding is busy. The winter sports people are still practicing and many students like to work out over the . .break. "The pool is always busy. I think that's the nature of the Parkside campus. People are contingent to the campus and they don't go miles away to go home. They're here, and they still use the facilities over break," says Linda Draft. The PE building is open to all Parkside students holding a valid 10. So come along with· a friend and get your body into shape. Each by KimberUe KraDlcb Christmas wiD soon be here, and after you've gurged yourself with turkey and aU the fixin's, it's lime to head to the physical education building to work off some adipose (fat). Anyone choosing to do so can be less frustrated if one has three helpful guides: the Phy Ed Building Use Regulations pamphlet, the Phy Ed monthly calendar and the Phy Ed weekly calendar. The PE Building Use Regulations pamphlet can be picked up upstairs in the offices 01 the PE building. It is a uselul guide that tell you who can use the building, use regulations, equipment available lor check out, guest policy and other important infonnation. The monthly calendar is one of two building calendars' that goes out and is posted across campus. It too may be picked up in the PE building. The monthly calendar gives the day-by-day hours lor both the pool and the building. It also lists the home sporting events for wins on the day, with a 12-7 decision over Scott Hoy of Triton in the finals being his closest match of the tournament. Keyes pinned two opponents en route to his tiUe at 177 pounds. Keyes dominated Dave Ober 01 Wheaton by a IW score in the finals to lake his crown. Craig Patz, a freshman wresUing at 190 pounds, defeated two wresUers before running into Wisconsin State University Conference champion Duane Fisher 01 Osbkosh, losmg a tough 7-3 decision in the linals. Other Parkside wresUers placing were liB-pounder Jerrill Grover, who took a third place, despite losIRK one match, that to eventual champion Chris Riley 01 Triton. Jack Danner, at 134 pounds. placed lourth in a tough weight class. Mark Dubey, wrestling up a weight class at ISO pounds from his usual 142, won two matches but was unable to place. Johnnie Walker, also wresUing up one weight class, also .... unable to place. Coach Jim Koch was awarded a trophy in his honor for leading the team to the championship. Koch said he was pleased to win this tournament against some very tough opponents such as Triton Whitewater, and Wheaton. "Ther~ is a lot of wrestling left this season and I'm looking for more exciting and successful things for this team," concluded Koch. The Parkside wresUers captured the team tille in the l4-leam Whitewater Invitational last Saturday, Dec. I. Taking lirst place individual honors lor Parkside, . 'uch is currently ranked t2th no .ally in NCAA Division II, were. three senior tri-captains Mike .ckerheide at 158 pounds, Todd at 167, and Ted Keyes at 177 Parkside SCOrt· .~ points for the tournament" 'tth two-lime delending nationai enior College champions Triton second with 87V. points. Host Whitewater, ranked 13th in the NCAA. was third with 81'1'•. The Rangers were strong throughout the tournament, qualilying five wrestlers into the finals. Dan Hall, wrestling at 126 pounds, recorded three pins on his way to the Iinals belore losing a hardfought B-5 decision to Whitewater's top wrestler John Pecora. With Hall's three pins, he rewrote Parkside's record books. One of his pins was in just 12 seconds, the faslest laU in the school's history. For Hall's efforts he also received the tournament's pinners award for the most lalls in the least amount 01 time. At 158 pounds, Muckerheide improved his season mark to 13-3 by winning. five matches on the day and getting a convincing ~ decision Win over Mark Macy of Wheaton CoUege in the finals. Yde captured his tiUe with four The building is closed Dec. 22 through Dec. 25. A January calendar will be available the week 01 finals. Ranger needs ad representatives REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 17 - 21 Ranger pboto by Dave McEvoy Yes! Parkside has a pool! Come and take a dip during winter break MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY 9 a.m, - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m, - 6 p.m. Get active on campus. Join the Ranger staff. General Membership meeting, Jan, 18 at I p.m, WLLC D-139A (nexl 10 Coffee Shoppe) SOt SPECIAL Mon.-Fri. Bowling - 50- Game Pool - 50- Y2 Hour Tblll"Sdav, Off, 13, 19 "Teammaintains unblemished standing, b Steve Kratochvil bead coach Roes Johnson, ed 26, while Mike Henderson and dorf continued his consistent play, wbo have nev... heard , f PorUi Y Dennis DaVIS, a junior guard, Kenosha native Vince Hall came oil drawing fouls and converlulg rune before could be 10 for • ""l"U" m"l':S basketball team will making himself known as a poten- the bench to score 11. Parkside's of ten from the lree throw IJne The Rangen will rerum ~ on The!baD likely lose a game this tial All-Amencan candidate, paced ball-hawking delense created 31 The team ...,11 take a break lor Jan. 14 aga.tnSl t.op-ratod . I...... more I it may take a D\yision 1 the Rangers with 23 points. . turnovers. finals and then resume play on Dec POIOI. f.. lonne Terry Port..,. who year,b~ Jel lbe job done, The The Journey continued. to Wmona The Rangers completed the 22 at Green Bay belore heading on was on the 2O-man roster 01 the learn currently lGoO, .are playin,g -' Slate. "This game was sort of a sweep last week at LaCrosse. "We their southern SWlOg. DllmplC baskethall team A rft<'Ilt ~i,g road schedule that Will homecoming for .me,': Johnson played together. We had to because "Those DiVlSlOl1I teams toow Sports Illustrated tory e>~ outa hem plaY at 18th-ranked said. "I gral!ualedfrom Winona.· we were playing a good team. La- thaI we're a Division II team, and Porter's (me play 10 a I_~ or. se~ DiVISion 1) Alabama-Bit- There were 4O.or 50 people at the Crosse played well and so did we," they expect to beat us We get pald ucle He IS • \eclumale IlA p IN on Jan. 3. game who .came just to .see me Johnson said. good money 10 play them, so we go peel. ,.;ngbaIIl d trip started in high coach ..It was nice,". . It took a jump shot by Davis to down there wben they ast us to," A large eetbu ... lie crowd • The roothe Rangers downed IIli- Whal made that night even het- pull the game out in the final Johnsoo said sbould he on hand 10 .... tch these lasJUoIl nitute 01 Technology 79-59 ter was the facl that Johnson's minute, 7H8. The come-from-be- .. has laved "'0 DIVISIonII pow"" hallie 01 tile "'" InsU "We made SOme menlal team scalped the homeslanding hind ellort enabled the Rangers to . Atahama-Bunungham Il~t Pby Ed IlutIdmg Can Do,... 1.... 1 u (;biC>gO. t we layed with inlel!- Warriors 88-68. Again, Davis was attain their current lQ-{)mark. Aca- 10 froot ~I crowds of over , ~ nauonal aUenbon from Porter' ""takes, .ty and bu . that ISPlID,portanl" said lhescoring hero "D9uble D" scor- demic .' All-American Erik Womel- home this year. Those 17,000poop e MEN'S VARSITY BASKETBALL SCIlEDt:LE "sat, Dec. :!2-Green Bay 200 P 01 uThurs. Jan 3-U. or Ala Bimungham 730pm '·Sat. Jan 5-U. of So ~IISS 730pm '"Tues. Jan 8-U of So Ala 735pm . fon . Jan 14-St.evens Pomt 7.30 p 01 11Iurs, Jan t7-n1 lnst. Tech 730pm Fri, Jan 2S-MSOE 7'l1pm '·sat., Jan 26-Roose\'ell U. 700pm '"Sal. Feb. 2-N E III U. 200pm Mon. Feb 4-eoncord .. 730pm Wed . Feb. 6-UW·~ 730pm "sal. Feb. 9-Ferns Stale 730pm Tues . Feb 12--Qshkosb 730pm sal. Feb t6-Purdue-Cllumel 730pm Wed .. Feb 2ll-N E III U. 730pm Tues. Feb 2S-Judson College 730pm Thurs. Feb 23-St Joseph's 7'l1pm .. DENOTES AWAY GAMES AlA Distnct Play offs March 2.• and 6. 198:i NAIA Nabonal Cbampionslups .l.rch 13. 165. IS. 19 198:i MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN , looking good with 3-3 record. Parkside's women's basketball team: . . + third in tournament Womendefeat Supenor lor me-- half almost seemed liIte a repeat of . the second half and started a .co the SI. Benedict game. Miller SOld, by Linda Masters back outscoring SI. Benedict by "W J'ust dido't execute as well as ' . t I wilhin one e "Th Rangers The Ib II t m eleven pomts 0 ge . d we were capable of. e women's baske a ea point (55-54), With £lve seeon S went into haUtime down 27-22. Ilaftled to Minnesola last weekend .. Parkside had one more . 10 to play in the Norlh Countr~ remammg, b Cheryl Ketler- Dnce again, Parkslde came TlIIU'Ilamenlhosted by Bemidji chance. The shot d y t at the buzz- f rrn in the secood half to outplay .~- h Is hagen went m an ou edict 0 . team in every aspect .... Universily. Olher sc 00 par- The final score was SI. Ben tbe Supenor . 61-19. Mary licipating were SI. Benedict Minne- er. 4 Deb Hansen led 01 the game to wm !ilia and UW-Superior. . 55 - Parkside 5 . oints and 8 re-- Melcal! led all scorers with 18 .\Iter a 12-hour drive lbe prevl- scorers Wllh 13P kman Cheryl ints and 6 reboUnds, Melissa Os· '" day, Parkside played SI. Bene-- bounds; Merry ~I~ary 'Melcal! ierrnan added 14 points, Deb ~ dictFriday,Nov. 7, and losl by one Ketlerhagen an 'nts Ketlerhagen seo 10 points and 10 rebounds od 8 P<Int, ~. each added 1~ pol d 'Metcalf 6 re-- Cheryl Ketlerbagen 10 POlOtsa Parkside started out very slow had 8 reboun s an rebounds. and sI""'·· 'Part th layers bounds. . la ed Supe-- .' ow 3-3 Their next ........ ' was e p salurday Parkslde P Y e away Parkslde IS n . ai College of bein& travel-weary. We jusl had a rior for third place and ~e play- game was al ~::~y, Dec. 12. very hard time gelling inlo Ihe with a viclory, 61-49. pard displayed EducabOnlts0ncoming in too late for !aDte tempo the firsl half," said d much sharper an the WIth resu Coach Wendy Miller. At halftime, e intensity on defense than. I this issue 01 Ranger. the Rangers were down 3lf-18. more night However, the brs Pu ier Parksiile came oul fired up for prevIous . zz answers !ntramurals t FOP LA" P V A T mamen ABE LAB A Twoteams show for to~the game away for : ~ E ; L B T ~ ~ ~ E T Parksideheld its fifth annual in- '11 J~"::~:'~ers by scoring s~ EEL E ~ ~ T W ELL ~l preseason bask elba II Ih~nts, bringing the Imal scor~om T s ~ ~ 0 TIN SAY With enl on Sunday, Dec. 9. ~-58 for Ihe Zonebusters' ith 25 E PSI LON W E OI1IyIwo learns enlered, the Troller led the Wlnners w'buted EAT 0 0 WIN ~p ~e was the sole al- 'nts while Jackson con~eisen RIG.. S N Y TOP E -........ fglF~rthelOSers,Don SL~,P SEE BET Jth'fhe Zonebuslers, managed by ~lribuled 23 points. ecood LON A RAE N ~~ndersoo, and the Vikes, co Enlry forms lor Ih~elball GAL ~ GAL A eel........ by ~ Malanowski, plaY- semester Sunday mgh: beginning" A L ~ E 0 ENE N S _ UiecIa I!gulation ~e only to end I gue will be aVallab e S E • • 1..54-6t. eolia on the PE office; .... ..-:~.'lo.".. ...,""1'.,..' '" .. theliv· ~ ... HlII. ...~ ..~~..-,.... .... ."..p nute overtinu~t . D I ,&-.~.",,,.......~~~...,,,~ av I ... _, .. " ••, _, __ ....;.;-:- .. __ , , , ~.iII••••••••• MONDAY, DEC. 17 DAlLAS AT MIAMI * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN T"~PARKSIDE UlUON. b t Illdividual showings - has es . nual Collegiate Open ea 13t g • ill a IllOIIl by tbt .-Ms. cIoIeat<d Hall by a ~ JCOft. HaD bad tIfte pms UI bJs srbo< motdlOS 1bt dlinI f\aIlC'S ...-up - lbrt Dabt'J. a IU-jlOUI>lI ~ .-.. Dab<Y loot m tbt c!WDI"""" mold> by a o«n of 4-2 10 10bke GlIsdori 01 TnIoD Co\IOllO I GiIodorf a 1984 l*W JlIIlIOC eou.co runoorup and abo tbt tstandln« .. ell... 01 last 's Vi I I.. lJM\Ol*W 1bt otMr RaIle" wrestJors pla<Od ere CraIg Pall. a ,"",,11Uft 1 poon<Ior wllo ruusbod and JomI G,.,... a 118- • _ fuusbod fourth f lIUld>es and lost 0"" 1M \oQt'IIOlDOIII. ..,tb Ius loss briolI to Dan Hartman of rnI by a seoee of 7-4 I!arUtWI a 1984. eM D",lSIon I Iquabfi .. tbt day ..,tb a :J. bolb <'OlIUllIl """ ..... of f.,rn<Oln eou.g. S<OC<5 4-3 and 13-3 !lis nctoneS included • 6-5 WUI over ~~~:'It ArDe5Oll. tbt 1984 ;, te lhID .... ty Coof .. • d>ampooa F..... _ Portsido ...,..,.um. and JoIm/lIe WaJUr at poomds Scoll PnoI>o al 190 pouDds Todd KrIJo&or IIboaY)'o el I compolod. bul dId not pII<o o-an tbt loam finisbod ..,tb a r«o<d of 36 and 14 ...... Vi «*b Jun Kodl mcboal· od \h;ol ho ploased WIth tbt I m s fme pot'f<>mllllCe aplnst SOUle real coocI compotl\JOn Vt1JeDever au eet elght~n toeoIbo<. you are ..... 10 ...". coocI wretIors m each I dass. We larod well. but 1 CaD see room ror unprO\:ement:' Kodl This _I markod tbt end Flnl rew, lell 10 righl: Jack Danner, Johnnie Walker Jerri! Grover, Dan Hall, Mark Dubey. 8nIce Melleoer. second row, left to right: Coach Jim Koch. Mike Muckerbeide, Mike Mackovicb. Jon Mankowski, Todd Yde. sludenl ..... coach Paul Roth. Third row,.lellto righl:!loll Yde. Ted Keyes, Tedd Krueger, Craig Pslz,iloI Priebe. . of competition for the wrestling team until the semester tests are over. Some of the wrestlers will compete in tbt prestigiousMidwest Open Championships at Ames, Iowa on Dec. 28 and 29. The next action for the complete team will be the Carthage Invitational on Jan. 5 The Rangers have won that lournament seven out of the last Clghtyears. pbOOlore 1ike Dulle) is applying pr ure to bis opponeDt from liD- ~ CeUege ill aD attempt to secure a r::e:~the Saturday. Dec. 8 CoUegiate , Classes for Spring Semester begin Jan. 14. •Look for the next Ranger, Jan. 17 I MILLER HIGH LIFE .ATHLETE OF THE WEEK *************** TED KEYES .. Wrestling. Wit Ted 1,5 a 177-pounder who won tt1e Championshlpatthete~ conslO Cc:>"egiateOpen on Saturday. He won five ma" four .by pms .alone. He also won the "Pinners' Troph~e~ Ted IS a sentor majoring in Business Management. N'" ~een named an NAIA All-American wrestler anda;esli/ll cademlC All-American Overall Ted has a 15·3W., record. ' . , .. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Former PSGA president in coma for 15 months-dies Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document King honored on campus Page 3 Thursday, Jan. 17, 1985 The how-tos for Rocky Horror Page 8 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Wrestling and Basketball Page /2 Vol. 13, No. 15 Parkside Is there In an interview several weeks ago, Gov. Anthony S. Earl said the UW-System campuses, in many cases, are a "pale imitation" of the University of Wisconsin in Madison. Not so, says Parkside Assistant Chancellor Belly Shutler. She said in an interview Tuesday that Park- side is unique. Earl believes tax dollars could be more wisely spent by the system, says press aide Carol Stroebel, and each campus should strive to de- velop a specific identity. Shutler describes Parkside as an undergraduate, liberal arts college with some professional programs. which is different from the other • an Image system campuses. . The school requires all students to have liberal arts classes to gradu- ate, she said, and Parkside gets un- dergraduate students involved in research, which is only done on the graduate level at Madison. "We certainly don't see our mls- sion as adding one graduate pro- gram after another." she said. "That would be duplication." Shutler called Earl's charges "ri- diculous. We're not trying to be like Madison. "We're trying to be the equiva- lent of a small, fine liberal arts col- lege ...but in a public university set- ting." Former PSGA president in coma for 15 months-dies • Former Student Government President, Phillip Pogreba, 24, died Wednesday, Jan. 2 from injuries suffered in a traffic accident on Sept. 17, 1983. Pogreba had been unconsious since the accident more than 15 months ago. Formerly of Kenosha, Pogreba was moved after the acci- dent to be near his family and was a. patient at the Tri-County Memo- nal Nursing Home in Whitehall, Wis. where he died, ,Pogreba was a passenger in a car driven by Samuel Greidanus, Ke- nosha, which went through a stop SIgn at Highway 32 while eastbound on Highway A and hit a tree. Pogreba suffered massive inter- nal injUries and multiple fractures. Sleven Myzenski, Kenosha, also a passenger in the car, suffered a bro- ken leg, and Greidanus received a bloedy nose from the accident. Greidonas was sentenced on June 19 to 18 months in prison on two .charges of causing injuries by the intoXicated use of a motor ve- IlIde and failure to stop for a stop sign, Pogreba moved to Kenosha from Independence, Wis. to attend Park- Side.He was majoring in Industrial and Environmental Hygiene. He WasInvolved with student govern- ment for two years, serving as a Senator and Senate Pro Tempore before being elected president in March of 1983. He was manager of the Campus Book Exchange and ~Iso worked in the Library Learn- , II)g <;~ter., Pbil Pogreba Terry Tunks, PSGA president, said, "It is a sad thing that due to the accident. Phil was unable to ac- complish the high goals he had set for PSGA." Carla StoffIe, former Assistant Chancellor of Educational Servic,es, who had worked closely With pogreba, said. "Phil was a con- cerned student who had dreams of doing things for the studenls at Parkside. He worked very hard while he was President to try to dertermine what needed to be done on campus. The accident was a tragedy for the student body be- cause Phil never had the chance to do the things he wanted to. do for them. Parkside lost and ultimately society lost." Memorial services for pogreba will be held on campus at 1 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 18 in Union 207. All are invited to -attend. problem? Stroebel said the governor's com- ments brought more of a reaction than expected. She said he "hoped the people in the UW would lake a close look at themselves." Shutler said, however, that the UW-System has an extensive review program already, which makes it difficult to add new programs. "This thing is constantly being reviewed by the Board of Re- gents," she said. Ronald Bornstein, vice president of university relations for the governor. told reporters that du- plication is a "continuing concern" and many programs have been cut CoDtiaUed ODPage • Ruca pIIalo by Doe MeEwJ Snow family Some people had a great time in the snow during break. X-rated "Tnsatiable" to be shown in Union by Jeaate Taakiela Editor Irresistible, spellbinding, scintil- lating, phenomenal, hypnotic, elec- lifying are the adjectives used by some reviewers to describe "Insati- able," the X-rated PAB (Parkside Activities Board) sponsored film which will be shown on campus at the end of the month. Two years ago the showing of the X-rated film "Emanuelle-The Joys of a Woman" prompted much de- bate on campus. Protest demon- strations, both pro and con, as well as petitions surrounded the film's showing. A group of people who were against the film tool< the mat- ter to the Sexual Harassment Com- mittee staling that showing the film was "sexual harassment." The film was shown as any scheduled film in the Union Cinema, and, despite plcketing, was one of the best at- tended films of t983. Randy Zich, co-chainnan of the PAB film committee with Pam Woodbury, said, "'\"be objective of the fibn committee is to provide a variety of entertainment to stu- dents. We have shown G-rated fibns as well as R-rated film and this year we decided to show an X- rated f1lm. "1 realized that showing 'Insati- able' would cause a lot of commo- tion, but I feel that students who don't like that type of film should respect the opinions of those who do and vice versa. We try to pick films so that each student will like at least one during the year. The success o( t'Emanuelle" two years ago proved that people did want to see that type of film." Zich said that the committee has discussed whether or not to show an X-rated film for quite some time. "We made the decision as a group, We took a vote and the ma- jority voted in favor or showing the film. I thinIr. the reason why an X- rated film was not shown last year was because the committee didn't want to deal with the flack But I think that if people want a real say in what films are selected then they should join the film board and belp," he said. Zich would not disclose the cost of renting "Insatiable," hut said that it was not an outrageous amount, and is comparable to other film rentals. He said that campuses are charged for a film per showing. He stressed that PAB is not sponsoring the film as a money making venture. "PAB doesn't make a profit. Actually we consis- tently take a loss on filins. What we do is estimate what our imcome will be and try to cover that with the number of people who attend the film. Any money left over at the end of the semester goes to- ward summer films or (or next fall," he said. Zich is anticipating protests against the film, although he hopes they will be minimal. "I probably won't even see the film. I'm not some kinky person and I'm not out to upset people on campus. I am anticipating a protest but I don't thinIr. it will be as great as two years ago. I'm hoping the film won't cause 'a lot ot' problems," S31dZich But some protestors from two years ago may resurface. Carol Vopat, Associate Professor of English, who was Involved on the "Emanuelle' protest. said she hasn't discussed WIth her collegues what action WIll be taken regarchng "Insatiable." But she stated that she is agamst showing the film on campIIS. "Pornography is degrading. It presents women as objects and there is a conneclJon between vio- lence and pornography." said Vopal. The Sexual Harassment Commit- tee has not met to discuss bow they will react to the film. The group was involved in the protest agamst "Emanuelle" two years ago and also brought in a sped ... to _ !be effects of JlOI1IOII1Ipby. 'I'beresa Peck. _Ie Prof ... oar of Education, and Sexual Har· assment Committee chair, said lbol the committee will probably take • stand on the film, but she is not sure what Icrm their stand will take. "Certain protesls draw people to a situation. The protest against "Emanuelle" had that effect. We need to lind a way of dealing with the situation that won't have that effect," sbe said. Film arts instructor and A8s0ci- ate Professor of English and Hu- manities. Andrew McLean, said that not all X-rated films are cheap pornography, "1 have no problem with X-rated films if they are well made, and have esthetic value or make a social slatement, although 1AIDlln..a DD Paae l --------------- % Tlulnday, Ju. 17, 1985 To \be Editor: In _ to Mr. Stublasti·s let· ter on abortion. 1would like to uk him wbo p.... him \be rilbt ond o!ben like him to impose lbelr be- liefs on \be 15 million unborn siDce \be Roe vs Wide decision in 1m? Thot's more loss of life in 11 years \bin all \be Amencon eembat-relat- ed deaths since the Revolutionary War. At conception \be child is geneti- colly capoble of developins into adultbood To declare It'S not a pet'. _ Is a totally arbitrary decision of convenieDce. a decision not suppor· ted by biologicalevldence. In adop- tIJlC this position. Mr Stublasti ond otben like hun will find themselves in \be same posltion as American Slave holden and the Supreme • murder ~s Court of the inIl11lO11S Dred Scott decIsioII of 11157. Were they rilbt in viewing IlIacts as less than human? WhIt about \be Nazi's vi.... of \be BIadt. Jewish ond Gypsy races as being less than buman? I'm not try- ing to be "blindly emotional" here. I'm trying to say that buman life. reproless of what form it takes bas intrinsk value. ( do belleve in a God that bas created each of us with a purpose. ond because of this each individual reprdless of race. development or beliefs bas unlimited value. When a person dies a unique individual is gone forever. t.binIt of what we've lost already. SincerelY, Brad BUss Teachers wanted To \be Editor The Foreign and Domestic Teachers Association needs teacber applicants lD all fields from kinder- garten through college to fill over $11: hundred teaching vacancies both at bome and abroad Smce 1968 our organization has been finding vacancies and locating teachers both in foreign countries and lD all fifty states. We possess hundreds of current openmgs and have all the information as to schol- arshrps, grants and fellowships. Our information IS Iree and comes at an opportune time. when there are more teachers than teach- ing positions. Should you wish additional inlor- mation about our organization, you may write The National Teachers' Placement Agency, Universal 'reachers. Box 5231. Portland OR !mJl8. We do not promise every gradu- ate in the field of education a defi- nite position; however, we do promise to provide them with a wide range of hundreds of current vacancy notices both at borne and abroad. Sincerely, John P. McAndrew, President Foreign & Domestic Teacbers ... See McCartney film To the Editor: What's happened to all the Beat- les' fans? I wonder if many exist anymore. Twenty years ago I saw the Beat- les' first movie, ., A Hard Day's Night," in a theater jam-packed with screaming teen-agers. Viewing the film was like attending a Beat- les concert; the sound of the crowd continually drowned out the sounds of the Beatles. Several weeks ago. I went to see Paul McCartney's film, "Give My Regards to Broad Street." It's a wonderful film, filled with excel- lent music and musicians, including Ringo Starr. The acting is superb and tbe !ibn has a nicely structured plot. witb good guys and bad guys, and Paul's unshakeable faith in one of his employees who appears to have stolen the master tapes of a just-completed record LP. This is the first time I have ever attended a movie where I was the only person in the audience! As someone once said, bands go in and out of style; perhaps twenty years from now, Prince will release a movie and no one will go to see it. It's gone from Racine, but if you get a chance, see Paul's film. It's the best movie I've seen all year. Robert Johnson Math Department Book sale for funds Are you looking for a little ro- mance, adventure or mystery in your life? You'll find aU three and more among the covers of our books at the Fourtb Annual Used Book Sale. sponsored by the Ameri- can Association of University Women (AAUW). The sale will be beld on Satur- day, Feb. 9 from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and on Sunday. Feb. 10 from 10 a.m, to 5 p.m. in the south wingof the Westgate Mall. 4901 Wasbington Ave.,- Racine. Ranger needs photographers! See Dave in WLLC D-139C Film prompts controversy II-_L_e_tt_e_r_s_t_o_t_h_e_E_di_- t_o_r_1 Abortion CoDtiaUed from page 1 many do not. "Emanuelle" was a film that made a social comment. I'm not familiar with "Insatiable." Irs not the X·rating on fibm that is the problem per se. but whether the content of the film is degrading to hwnan beings and with many X· rated films this is not true. But many of those films are degrading to women and men as well," said McLean. Roseann Mason, senior, who was in McLean's film class and has seen "Insatiable" feels the film is not ar- tistic but pornagraphic. "You can lump 'Insatiable' with many such films as pornographic. I have also seen "Emanuelle" and that was a soft porn movie - it was much more sensual at a much more ar- tistic level. I'm not against X-rated movies being shown on campus. But as a woman I think it is sad that people can't get sensuality from a relationship, Qut can from pornography. Having seen both 'EmanueUe' and 'Insatiable' I sup- pose the reaction against 'Insati- able' will be stronger because of the type of movie that it is." PSGA (Parkside Student Govern- ment Association) President Terry Tunks supports PAR in their deci. sion to show "Insatiable." ..I think that in an institute of higher learning. students should have the option to show an X-rated film. It was a student decision and that shouldn't be taken away. I probably won't go see the film. I think tt's good to show an X-rated film at Parkside for those who are curious. How can you make a deci- sion about something you've never seen? People will feel safer seeing an X-rated film here than at Ford Theater. Also, in this environment students can discuss with others the effects of pornography. I stand by PAB's right to make such a deci' sion," said Tunks. 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Kenosha, W/53141. TelephO'ne (414) 553· 5 or (414) 553-2287 . Letters to the editor wi;' be accepted if typewritten. double-spaced on standard sl~e paper. Lett~f'$ should be less than 350 words and must be signed. w;ch 8 tele- p one number mcluded for vefification purposes. Names will be withheld upon re- quest. Desdli".e for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Renge r reserves the right to edit letters lind refuse lett8rs containing false end defamatOry content • , . , , .' . Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 15, January 17, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Life - Price named Director Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Students' views on Ulnsatiable" Page 3 Dr. Olsen discusses Saudi Arabia trip Page 8 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Metcalf leads women's team Page 11 Vol. 13, No. 16 Ranger photo by Dave MeEvoy Winter Wonderland: A bridge' at Petrllying Springs is snug under a blanket of snow. PSGA looks at United Council ThlI Parkside Student Govern- menr Association (PSGA) will travefthis weekend to Stout for the monthly United Council meeting, where issues dealing with the Segregated University Fees Alloca- tion Committees for the UW schools and sexual harassment on the various campuses will be dis- cussed, Other concerns to he ad- dressed by individual committees afe tuition increases, comparable worth, the 21-year drinking age ISSue and the student Regent seat. Terry Tunks, president of PSGA, said "We're trying at this point to ~ome as active as possible in United Council. Tbey deal with a lot of issues that this campus faces, or has the potential to lace. While Parkside is a very unique institu- han within the System, the issues they (U.C.) address and the level they address them on is very basic, and it's a way of brainstorming and ~ling resources to capture solu- tions to current issues." Tunks said that at this time UC is exploringthe options involved in setting up a computer configuration throughout the campuses to lessen cOmmunication costs and to keep the lines of communication more open throughout the entire system. PSGA is currently dealing with the ISSueof their own exposure and the dillerent ways they can make themselves more available to help students 'with questions and direct them to the right serivces. "What • issues we would like to do is heighten the student body's awareness in regard to the services on campus ~ not just what we in PSGA can do for them but other services like the Sexu~l Harassment Advisory Com- mittee. We'd like to raise the awareness to challenging what's being done about something if a student is dissatisfied with what they seem to he experiencing here. We want to encourage students to question what they don't under- stand. We want them to understand that PSGA is a resource where they can bring some of these questions and if we as students can't answer their question, maybe we can direct them to someone who can." PSGA elections for ollicers and new senators will come up quickly. "We want to see people get in- volved. We can't do it alone. We'd like to see everyone who takes something away from ~pus be able to contribute back into the campus. One way of doing that is to serve as a senator or as an offIcer in student government. There's a lot to be learned in the classrooms, but there's a lot to he learned out- side the classroom, too. I think It would be great to have more stu- dents involved and understa~d ,?,e rocesses within the university. p Tunks also pointed out that PSG A intends to be~t Ranger hands down in the Spmt Award Competition during WlOter Car- nival .. Winter Carnival Clubs prepare for week of Snow busting events by Julie Pendleton On Monday, Feb. 11, the sixth annual Winter Carnival "Snowbus- ters," will commence its week long gala of club and individual events. "The Winter Carnival allows for a healthy competition between clubs," said chairperson Jill Whit- ney Nielsen. Merit points are awar- ded to the first, second and third place winners of the various events. At the completion of each day's competitions, points will he tallied and stanchngs Will he posted in the Student Activities Ollice. The first day of the Carnival will close with a Ghostbusters Dance at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. For those students wearing a "Snow- busters" button, admission will be ball price. Buttons will he on sale in the Bookstore, the information center and at each event. In addition to club events, there will be a variety of individual events. These events win be open to all students, faculty, stalf and alumni. Winners will be awarded prizes. New to the Winter Carnival this year is the Spirit Award. Anony- mous judges will attend random events, noting which club has the most spirit. First place winner of the Spirit Award will receive 250 merit points and atrophy. Second place will receive 100 points and third will receive SO points. This special feature enables a club to must be submitted to the Student Activities Office at 4 p.m. Friday, Feb.8. The grand finale of the Carnival is a Luau/Beach Party Dance to be held at 8:30 p.m, in MaID Place. Students wearing either a button or a t-shirt will be admitted free. Otherwise, admission is $1. T- shirts, like buttons. will be availa- ble at the Bookstore, the informa- S~BUsrERS boost its standings. "An event like Winter Carnival gets people together," said Nielsen. All competitors will automati- cally receive 25 points. Sponsors of events will he awarded 125 points. Entry forms for the competition will he mailed to the clubs and or- ganizations. In addition, they will be available at the information kiosks, the information center and the Student Activities office. Forms tion center and at the events. Winners of the club events will he announced at the Friday night dance. First place winner will re- ceive a traveling trophy and 51SOto be deposited in the ciub's account. Second place winner will receive 5100and the third place winner will receive $50. Individual winners will he awarded cash prizes. Amounts may vary. Don't miss the fun! Student life Price named Director In his first week as Interim As- to the Assistant Chancellor for Edu- sistant Chancellor of Educational cational Services, and she regards Services, Michael Bassis appointed the appointment as an expansion of Jenny Price to the position of Inter- the role she's already played. "In im Director of Student Life. the past the role was more oriented "Jenny has heen doing a lot of to supporting the needs of the As- those same kinds of things for a sistant Chancellor and the Director long time and she has a lot of expo- of the Union and the Coordinator of "Jenny (Price) is super-qualified, and she'll be a strong resource in helping to build the posi- tive ... climate which has been developing here. " Michael Bassis, Assistant Chancel/or of Educa- 'tional Services. rienee there," stated Bassis. "More than anything, this formalizes those duties. Jenny is super-qualified, and she'll be a strong resource in helping to buitd the kind of atmos- phere and climate to encourage more programmatic kinds of things. She'll fit into the positive climate which has heen developing here, and because of the kinds of quali- ties she's displayed in the past, Jenny will be able to encourage that climate." Price will still act as the assistant Student Activities, but now I'll he a little freer to set the agenda." The appointment was brought about alter a concern expressed by some students that they weren't re- ceiving all of the same services they had received when the university had the position of Dean of Student Life. The position was put on freeze a little over a year and a baH ago, and the duties of that position were dispersed among Education Serv- ices stall. At this poinl, Price will take over some of those duties and further develop tbe duties that were dispersed to her when the position was frozen. In terms of her role with stu- dents, Price has an interest in help- ing the students further develop their issues and find out what need! to he done to make ParIlside reach further levels of success. "There are a lot of students who have a lot of experience within this institution and they expect things to he done in a certain way. I'm interested in tapping into those students as re- sources and as people and hnd out exaclly what some of their ideas are in terms of making Parkside better. I'd like to tap into them as peopte and find out what they've gotten out of all their experience and what we can do to help pass those experiences along to other students. In terms of students, we want to lind what we're doing, and lind out most what else needs to he done. Maybe we really can do bet- ter and develop some of those thiDgs that have been raised as is- sua" F 2 Tbunday, Jau. U, 1985 Editorial Parks ide is not • • • an imitation. Governor Anthony Earl must suffer a great deal of pain from con- stantly putting his foot into his mouth. His latest faux pas in the con- tinuing saga .... slating that many campuses in the UW-System are ..pate images" of UW-Madison. We feel the Governor fails to completely understand the full char- ge of a university such as Parkside. This is a small, undergraduate community college with a srong liberal arts program and fine prof~- sional programs. One purpose of this university is to make quality educatin a possibility for people wbo ordinarly would be unable to at- tain one. This university is. in fact, unique. Parkside was designed to meet the modem industrial needs of this community and it has achieved this goal. We have a high quality faculty, which is always available to the students, and an incomparable academic staff. In addition, the campus is the center of cultural activity for both Racine and Ke- nosha. Is it not enough that Earl endorses an unacceptable catch-up pay plan lor our faculty and staff? Is it not enough that Parkside students will pay lor Madison's faculty pay increases with tuition increases? Must we also endure the Governor's cheapening of our education WIth derogatory statements? We suggest that the Governor take a closer look at Parkside and our fellow "pale image" campuses. We invite him to visit Parksi- de ...iI he got to know this university, we are sure he would be "en- lightened." Letter to the Editor Campus is no place far porn To the Editor Whenever George Molinaro was questioned about what he thought the University of Parkside meant to tum. one of his favorite answers was that Parkside should be a bind- Ing soclaI and cultural center of Ra- eme and Kenosha with an emphasis on enlightenment and uplifting ac- tiviues. Now the Parkside Activities Board is going to show publicly the X·rated film "Insatiable" under the guise of art education. I fully agree with the need for education, but I would prefer safe education. There is an education on campus about nuclear radiation, but it is nol shown to the public by placing a ra- dioactive isotope in the Main Ba- zaar and inviting the public to view it unprotected. The responsible dis- play of sexually explicit films is best shown in the controlled envi- ronment of a classroom, where sensible discussion may take place alter the viewing. Is it not irresponsible to flaunt publicly man's most debased exees- ses on campus especially when we are supposed to be the pinnacle of education in the community? Let's all work for Mr. Molinaro's vision of Parkside as the uplifting cultural center of a great people. FranIdin KuaeusJd The Ranger staff is issuing a challenge to all clubs and organizations participating in the Winter Carnival events. We are certain we will be victorious, but we urge you all to try anyway. 1985 will be remembered as the year of the Ranger landslide. But please enter so that we can at least have some practice. Gooooo Ranger! - fiMIeIa _ EdItor Pat B_ _ CuDpas News EdItor Boll KleoIIac .•..· ("'nmn'ly News EdItor Jim Nelhaur Fealll1'e EdItor J:idl Laehr AaIl. Fealll1'e EdItor OoroIltorteacUd: Sports EdItor Dave McEvoy PIloto EdItor JIB ~ NieIIea .................................•.............•..•.... Copy EdItor :::: =~~.~.~:.:.::.:.::.. r:':.. i:':..:::..:':.:':::.:'.~ =: Pat Zlrtel_ DiItrIIlIItIoto Maaqer lIrada n AaIl. __ Maaqer . , but... Nobody asked me! Protesting porn is censorshtp U feminists want to make the dissemination of pornography ill .. gal, then maybe someone else WiD decide that the ideas of the Iemi- nist movement should not be dts- seminated either. To many, espe- cially the members of the radical right, feminism has done as much damage to this country's moral fiber as pornography. by Kart Dixon Parkside Activities Board, despi- te the obvious possibility of contro- versy has decided to show an X- rated' film next week as part of its film series. While I am in no way a fan or advocate of pornography, I must support their decision. PAB is exercising one of the most impor- tant rights that this country pro- vides, and seeing them do it re- stores my faith in the fundamental basis of our democracy. The question of pornography puts me in an uncomfortable philo- sophical position. I am a feminist, and no one understands the inequi- ties that women suffer in a male- dominated society better than 1. But I have a political philosophy that causes me to have a passionate and unyielding belief in the Bill of Rights. It is over the issue of por- nography that these two ideas clash. Two years ago when an X-rated film was shown, feminists and other concerned poeple protested because they felt pornography was degrading to women and should not be shown on a college campus. A year ago two feminists in Minneap- olis attempted to have a bill passed through the City Council that would have made the sale of pornography a violation of women's civil rights, and therefore punishable in court. The bill failed to pass, and while 1 respect the actions of these and other feminists, 1 think they are missing something. The same right that allows peop- le to protest the showing of a porno film allows that film to be shown. The same right that allows femi- nists to publish works designed to promote social change allows the porno film to be shown. You can- not have one right without the other· they go hand-in-hand. State of Wisconsin, lobbying the governor and Wisconsin's congres- sional delegation where appropri- ate, coordinating the annual United Council Legislative Conference and chairing and directing the activities of the Legislative Affairs Standing Committee of United Council. Applicants mut have current leg- The choice of whether or not to see pornography is, and should be, a decision left up to the individual adult. Those who feel that it is of- fensive don't have to go. And those who want to see it should haee that right. That dissemination of informa- tion cannot be selective. If the free- doms guaranteed under the BiD of Rights are compromised, this socie- ty could suffer far greater damage than the showing of any Xrated litin could cause. United Council job open STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity Jay Crapser, Mike Froehlke, N~talie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil Jeff Leisgana, Mary Lojesti, Robb LUebr JoaD ldiitto<, Julie Pendleton, ~ ~::am~aureen Wa"ro, Kevin islative knowledge in educational issues on the state and federal levels. Strong communition and writing skills are necessary. . The position offers substanllal salary and benefits. Please send resume to Scott C. Dacey, president, 8 West Mifflin St., Madison, Wis. 53703. RB~ger is ",,:"tten and edited by students at UW-Parksidtl and they are solelYre- sponSIble for Its editorial po/icy and content. Published every Thursday during the lICadernlc year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All Co."BSp0ntlence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University 01 Wisconsm-Perkslde, Box No. 2000. Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephone (414J 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287 ' . 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 16, January 24, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-System - O'Neil to leave President post for Virginia job Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 17, January 31, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Budgets finalized for 85-86 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Terry Tunks, PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) president, announced Monday her candidacyfor president of United . Councilof UW Student Govern- ments. UnitedCouncil serves as a lobby- ing group for student rights and is a Iiasonbetween state student gov- ernments, the University Chancel-, lars, the Board of Regents and ex- ecutivebranches of state govern- ment. Ole Otto, Student government President, Uw-whltewater, is also vyingfor the UC president position. The UC presidency is a one year tenn with a $10,000 salary. Presi- dential elections will be held on March30 at UW-Superior. - £SGA Housing discussed not they would be able to justify asking for a computer. "I'm not sure we'll be able to do that, since we did already have funding for a computer this year. and. we gave it back to SUFAC," he said. Tunks said, "I think SUFAC un- derstands that one of the key rea- sons we gave that money back ~ to help out with the shortfall this past year. That certainly wasn't our way of saying we don't need a com- puter." . Approval was given for Jackie Sutherlin to join the Senate. Suther- lin completed her Senate mternshlp and reported the results of .her sur- vey, which addressed the ISSue of student retention at Parkslde. Sutherlin reported that most of the students she surveyed feel they at- tend a quality Institution. Most of those who are pleased WIth the urn- versity are so because of the good rapport they can develop WIth fac- ulty and staff. Several students ~d in the survey that a key factor 10 students leaving this campus IS .that they cannot fully experien~ urnver- 'ty lifestyle because there IS no on- ~pus housingavailable. _ CoDliDued ou Pille 4 Thurs., Feb. 7, 1985 Tunks runs for UC post by JeDDie Tnnkieicz Editor PSGA(Parkside Student Govern- !'lent Association) brought several issaes of vital concern to the floor of the senate for discussion. During her president's report, Terry Tunks discussed the idea of ~n-campushousing. "The plans are ?' the works for- on campus hous- mg, ·things are still in the rough draft stage, but as it stands now, the project will be In three phases. FIrSt. single student housing proj- ect would be built with each room haVing a separate bath, then down the road there would family nous- Ingconslructed and third would be hOUSingfor senior citizens who are stUdents here." .The Senate discussed the possi- bility of regaining access to pur- chase a computer. Tunks said, "My Intentions are to go to SUF AC at some point next week with a com- plete rationale and ask them for rnoney from reserves so we can ob- lain a computer. I really think this ~ll be a vital move for the senate. In terms of stepping up productiv- Ity." Andrew Buchanan Senator, questioned Tunks as to' whether or - .Terry Tunks Tunks has been involved in many organizations and committees on campus for the past four years. She has held many leadership positions, besides her current PSGA president position, and has been intrumental in policy development on campus. Tunks feels that the competition for the presidency' will be tough, but she is looking forward to the race. "I look forward to this chal- lenge and hope to obtain the oppor- tunity to, through the help of the members of United Council, lead that organization to a beller repre- sentation of our students," said Tunks. Women's track team off to running start Page 16 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 18 Budgets finalized for 85-86 by Jennie TuDkieicz Editor percent over the 1984-85fiscal year. "That's not completely accurate due to • budgetary shortfall in the Fall of 1984. But increases In budgets have not been extreme and there have been substantial de- creases," she said. A shortfall between $30,000 and $40,000 plagued SUFAC early this fall. Hensiak said that the shortfall occured because the student projec- tion was higher than the actual stu- dent enrollment. Enrollment was low because the economy improved causing more students to go away to school, feels Hensiak. To ollset the shortfall, SUF AC asked each group, which had re- quested funds last year, to "put a little hack in the pot." Hensiak said, "People were exceptionally responsive. Almost every group gave something hack so almost the entire shortfall amount was made up." Hensiak feels that there has been greater budgetary awareness and understanding this year which she attributes to the shortfall. But not everyone was under- standing and cooperative. Hensiak received several threatening phone calls concerning the posibilities of cutting budgets during the shortfall "One caller said, 'There is going to be hell 10 pay' if their budget was cut." Hensiak: is sure she knows who the threats came from. but she refused to name the assail- ant, and she looks back on the situ- ation laughingly. "SUFAC didn't look at the budgets with gleaming silver scis- sors in our hands. I was astounded that someone would feel so fright- ened about giving back parts of their budget. Yet, I understand that budgeting can be very emotional and personal - it could be some-- ones job, or their entire mcorne. an the hands of six committee mem- bers," said Hensiak. SUFAC, in cooperation with Jenny Price, Interim Director of Student Life, created a post-bacbe- lorette internship position in the CoDliDu'" OD Page 4 The budgeting process for service groups for the 19B5-a8 liscal year is over. .SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee) has approved the allocation of over $500,000 to clubs, organizations and student services, ie. Health Center, Child Care and Phy Ed, etc. A segregated fee is the $164.50 assess- ed per students per semester In- cluded in tuition payments. Budgets were approved by the PSGA Senate on Friday and were submitted for approval to the Chan- eellor and David Holley, Controller. The budgets will then be sent to the Board of Regents for final ap- proval. SUF AC is made up of six student Senators and two student-at-large seals, although the committee cur- rently is not full. Pat Hensiak, SUF AC chair. said that it appears that the total budget increase is only about two-thirds SUFAC BUDGET rIlOrOSEII ~- -..sfIDEaIWE ,_ ~ 1914-85 1_ IDOllMSI lDOllMSI /RIAl1 Athletics $58,083 $58.083 SO O.lJOtII $58.083 Auxiliary Servica AccolInlilll 7.700 8.600 9lIlI 11.69lIlI 8.600 Clrild Care C81ter 20.855 20,855 0 O.lJOtII 20.855 11IIIIService (Union) 90,500 90,500 0 O,lJOtII 90.500 HlIII1II lIlIlce &7.524 71.834 4,310 &,38tII &7,524 H_II 33.725 33.725 0 O.lJOtII 33.725 !'Irksl* Aclivllles IoIni 51.8&0 53.741 1.881 3.&3fIiI 53.141 PS8A 15,810 12.711 (3,099) -19.60" 12.711 !'Irbi* Ullion 1&&.426 184.542 18,11& 10,M 182,146 PIer SlIpport 4.&24 4,465 (159) -3.44" 4.465 _r 17,880 17.880 0 O.lJOtII 17.880 1IIcl1ltion/llllnMI1Is 44.419 45,727 1,308 2.94l\1a 45,727 SbHIetIl Activities 81111I111 4,800 3,959 (841) -17,52'ia 3,959 StIdetII AcIIvIIiIS lIlIlce 97.548 100,201 2,&53 2.72'ia 100.201 StMlt OrplliZlllOl CoIIlCiI 24.745 22,471 (2,274) -9,19l1i 21.871 SUFAC &&0 510 (150) -22,73ft11 510 W1l118r CarllinI/HoM.C •• illl &,425 0 (&.425) -I00,lJOtII 0 AU-c.pa Evllls 11.425 11.425 11.425 TOTAL S713,584 S741.229 SZ7.&45 3.87l\1a S718.323 2 Thursday, Feb. 7, 1985 Am CU'fS IN OUR MILITARY BUDGET WOULD, X FEEL, NECESSITATE OUR NOT PROVIDING ANY DEFENSE FOR, Sl\Y, NEBRASKA. Letters to Editor Changing locks becomes SNAFU partment informed me that no ODe was on duty in the Security office yet, but that they would infonn them of my dilema when someone came in to work. While I was on 'the phone with the Sheriff's De- partment in Greenquist the fire alanns started going off. 1 had no idea if there was an actual emer- gency or if it was only a test. . Eventually, a Security person ar- rived with a key and opened the PSGA door, but a lot of time was wasted because of a Security SNAFU. Blame also should go out to Pbysical Plant. wbo was suppos- ed to make the keys. and the Stu- dent Services, who failed to pass on the names of office key holders and' the number of keys needed for stu- dent offices. This problem could have easily been avoided if keys would have been issued to key holders BE- FORE the locks were changed, or if Security personnel would be around to open offices when requir- ed, like in this situation. Barbara Johnson To the Editor: Talk about campus foul-ups, this is one (or the record books! Mon- day morning at 7:25 a.m., my hus- band and I arrived on campus. WIlen we tried to enter the building through the doors at WLLC by the Coffee Shoppee we found the doors were still locked. The campus offi- cially opens at 7 a.m .• so why was the door locked? Well, we went up, around and down in Comm Arts to get to the PSGA office. My husband, who is PSGA vice-president, tried to open the PSGA office door with his key. but it did not work. Apparently. Campus Security lost a master key ring quite a while ago and are just now replacing all the locks. So I called Secunty to come and open the PSGA office door, since they were the only ones who had the keys. The phone rang at least 10 times before someone answered it, and it wasn't answered by Security. but by the Kenosha County Sher- ill's Department. The Sherilf's De- me, but ... harassment Nobody asked "Insatiable" was not ing. When the lights came up. some of those same people were anx- iously looking around to see who saw them, and who they could see. 1 think the. film, and other por- nography, for some serves' as a way to deal with the emotional, sensi- tive and embarrassing issue of sex. I really can't see what, harm films like "Insatiable" can do. If they are made by consenting adults and seen by consenting adults, the choice should be left up to the indio vidual. Personally, during "Insati- able".1 kept waiting for something different to happen. It didn't. And, while "I was 'waiting, a line from a "MASH" show popped into my head that sums up the whole expe- rience pretty well. "Why all the preoccupation with sex,"som~ne asked B,J. "Lack of occupation with sex," 'he-answered. ,Bingo. In short, even when considered as a porn film, ."Insatiable" was not well-crafted. On the more positive side, there was no real violence against women in the film. Sex, yes. Violence, 'no. The crux of the "story" involved a woman who simply could not have her sexual needs fulfilled. This story line pleased me a little. It was refreshing to see a woman seeking her own sexual satisfaction. This is one of the main aims of the femi- nist movement, and while the film is no masterpiece, at least it con- tained a little seed of progress. What actually interested me the most was the' fact that most of the audience at the show 1 attended was male .. During the film;' some vocal viewers showed just how much they were enjoying the Iilm. That was w!Ule the. film Was play- hy Karl DixoD Writer states he's not a 'slaue holder' After two weeks of discussing pornography with almost everyone that I know, I swallowd my femi- nist pride, and against the wishes of my mother went to see "Insati- able" because 1 feU that I couldn't form an opinion about something I knew nothing about. I left the film wondering what all the fuss was about. After enduring what had to be one of the most boring films I have ever seen, my desire to have anything further to do with por- nography was definitely satiated. The acting in the film (that re- quired dialogue) was laughable. The scenery (not to mention costu- mes) was bland and easily forgetta- ble. The editing and the pacing could have been done more profes- sionally by a first-year film student. is her right? Can we expect that a mother of five who doesn't want or can't afford another child to prop- erly care and raise the unwanted child? I think we already know about the effects of neglect and frustration. especiaUy by the time one reaches adolescence. Each per. son has personal reasons which they feel are legitimate. Let God be the judge not man. Who's to say what we've missed. Mr. Bliss. I find your parallel be- tween myself (and others who bold my view) and the Nazis and slave- holders to be offensive. I'm sure you meant it that way. How can you judge when you clearly don't know me! Arguing one's point of view is fine but drawing such paral- leIs is crass, irresponsible and shortsighted. I can assure you that I embrace We with as much passion as you do. To the Editor: I wish 10 respond to Mr. Bliss' letter to the editor in the Jan. 17 issue of the Ranger. Mr. Bliss, nobody gave me (or others) the rigbt to impose my views on "the 15 million unborn." Nobody gave you the right either. it's the individual's right. I do not think it's a moral issue either, it's a philosophical issue. At what point IS the unborn a thinking and feeling human being? I do agree that an unborn child is genetically capable of developing into adulthood but reality seems to always intercede our idealistic fantasies. Who is going to love the haby between a rapist and his victim? Would you want your wife to carry around the reminder of her rape for nine months? Why should a woman when confronted with the real pes- sibility of death from giving birth not be able to choose what she feels .J Bock named system special assistant The former dean of the Madison School of Business, Robert H. Bock, has accepted an appointment as Special Assistant to the UW-Sys- tern President for Economic Devel- opment. Bock will help develop "increas- ed and enhanced communication and relationships with Wisconsin business and industry," according to UW-System President Robert M. School of Busin~ss, where he served as dean from 1972 to 1984. His areas of special academic i~t~~· est include corporate responslblli· ties and Wiconsin business develop- ment. . Before coming to wlscons'e. Bock was dean of the School 01 Business Administration at the Uni- versity of Miami (Fla.). O'Neil, "He will work closely with the new assistant vice president for government and business relations David Martin, and assist in a varie- ty of special projects." 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