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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document E March 8, 2001 - ;:1~ ,~ Page 4 Go ahead and spoil yoanrelf with Choco/at Page 5 TIre Rallger Uncovered Page 6 Student Voices WhyI'm Fat Page 7 Student Voices Cont'd Page 9 Sports Page 10 Information Technology PracticeCenter Revisited Page 11 Police Beat ',0 • ~r of the Week: -ilhOlsen , University of Wisconsin-Parkside UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek \ Tyrone A Payton Staff Reporters - TIo UW-Parkside students carneto the aid of two senior citizens trapped inside a vehicle on a flooded bridge of Petrifying Springs Park Sunday, February 25th. Inside the marooned vehicle were Glorianna Daggy, 79, and Rose Bruno, 88. The students, Joseph Donnerbauer and David Place, both Parkside j0l;igers, waded through the chilly water to pull the women out of the car. "I didn't have a choice" said Place. After three trips to get the women, their walkers, and a blanket from the back of the vehicle, the two students wrapped the ladies in the blanket and offered the shirts off their backs to keep the women's feetwarm. The women had been stranded on the flooded bridge for approximately an hour, and claimed they saw three other cars come down to the bridge and turn back. -"I figured any decent person would have came out and helped:' remarked Donnerbauer. "You'd think a person would have some feelings inside." As Donnerbauer comforted the ailing victims, Place ran to dial 911. Fortunately Joseph KickIer and his family were approximately 100 yards away. Fickler was completely unaware of the ladies' distress call,but when Placepleaded for help, Fickler and his wife, Julie, and his daughter and son, Stephanie and Christopher, Peek under the covers The Ranger News exposed Sarah Olsen Co-Editor~in-Chief All work and no play makes for a boring newspaper. As you can see from the r.hoto, the staff found time to 'play" after conferences and seminars while in San FranCISco. "I think my favorite part of the trip was getting to ~ee our staff in an 'out of office SItuation" says Design Manager Pete Forchette. "And who could forget Aunt Charlie's, the drag queen show?" That's right, a drag queen show. I had the rare op,Bortunity to compete in the 'Queen for a Night" contest and managed to come in a close second. "I learned- never to' mix drag S1ueenswith Raspberry Stoley said Christine Agaiby, advertising manager. "All you get is a severe hangover and some interesting photos" (look inside for photos from the show). The conference was a unique experience for the staff not only because they were able to learn a great deal of informationabout the newspaper business, but because they had the opportuni ty to learn more about each other. Turn to the inside page to get to know your newspaper staff a httle Between the sheets from left to right: ~renda ~unham, better. Pete Forchette, Sarah Olsen, and Christine Agalby. gladly gave up their jackets and outer winter clothing. As Place took the garments back to the women to help keep them warm, Fickler and his familyraced their vehicle over to a nearby gas station to dial 911. After Somers rescue squad members arrived on the scene to escort the two ladies to Aurora Healthcare center, the Pickler family offeredthe two heroes a seatin their car to try to warm them up. The two women are home safe today and say they hold the highest respect for the two student heroes that carne to their aid. "Parkside joggers Joseph Donnerbauer (left) and Davey Place (right) stand on the bridge where the rescue took place. Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists Sarah Olsen Co-Editor-in-Chief The staff of The Ranger News returned from the National College Newspaper Convention Sunday, March 25th prepared to toss tradition and custom out the window. Armed with enthusiasm and newly acquired knowledge, the staff is working to transform The Ranger into the true voice of the student body by ushering in a new legacy of journahsm at Parkside. The first order of business to be performed upon returning to Parkside was to shock the reporters at the regular Monday meeting. "1 told the reporters that the newspaper sucks, but we now have the ability to change 'that" says Sarah Olsen, co-editor-inchief. "We did not know how to properly run a newspaper· before, but that is not the case anymore." Staff members are busy sharing the knowledge they learned at the conference and training a team to take over the newspaper next year. Attendants of the regular Monday meetings are taking part in seminars designed to help writers become better journalists. The reporters are learning basic journalism skills such as how to write a better headline and how to get a good interview, with more information on the way. In addition to implementing new training techniques, the staff has been restructured and new positions have been created. The staff is recruiting journalists, investigative reporters, cartoonists, political analysts, design and layout managers, and opinion essayists who are willing to be innovative and take risks. The most obvious change to the newspaper is apparent in the new layout designed by Forchette. "In order to be able to compete with other newspapers, the design needed to become more innovative, daring, original, and fun" says Porchette, who attended several seminars where he was Continued on page 5 .~-~- .......... THe AI:lNc::eA March 8, 2001 March 12-16 Spring Break. ..enjoy! March 12 · • Arts: ALIVE! presents "Annie," 7:30p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, sold out March 16 -; 18 • Second Annual Parkside Regional Science Fair, various campus locations March 20 • Softball vs. Lakeland College, 2 p.m., doubleheader March 21 • George Lindquist, classical guitar, free and open to the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater • Soup and Substance: "NOT the Sound of Music: Austria in the New Europe" w /Laura Gellott, free w / free soup and bread, Union 104-106 • Arts: ALIVEI presents The Riverside Symphony, 7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, tickets $16. For ticket information, call (262) 595-2345. March 22- 25 • Foreign Film: Topsy-Turvy, England, show times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater March 22- 25 • NCAA National Fencing Championships, Petretti Fieldhouse/Sports and Activity Center March 23 • Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182, free, refreshments served • Race, Class and Gender Study Groul," "Palace Walk" by Naguib Mahfouz, Molinaro 111, 3:30 p.m.; for information, call Linda Madsen (262) 595-2162 or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu March 23- 27 • Latino Film Festival, Union Cinema Theater, films and show times to be announced March 24 • Evening In: Pakistan, Union Dining Room, sponsored by UW-Parkside Center for International Studies. March 27 • Lecrn"re:Magdalen Hsu-Li, part of Distinguished Lecture Series, two programs: noon and 7p.m., Union Cinema Theater, sponsored by Campus Cul. tural Program Committee, open to campus and commuruty • Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Peter Baime on musical composition, 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free March 28 .• University Chorale and Voices, Melanie Jacobson, director, free and opento the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater • Latinos Unidos discussion: Puerto Rico: Three Points of View- Commonwealth, State, or independent country, time and location to be announced • Softball vs. Concordia College, 2 p.m., doubleheader March 29 - April 1 Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur./Fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater March 29 • Multicultural Quiz Bowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, sponsored by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program. • Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheader March 30 • Speaker: Walter Kimbrough, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity member speaks on history of fraternities and sororities; with a discussion pledging, hazing, and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkside CIO March 31 • Baseball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheader • Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader I"Co-Editors-in-ehief Brenda Dunham . ah Olsen The Ranger is now hiring cartoonists. Call 595-2287 for more infol o are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content dbe delivered to the RaJw:er office (WYlllJ..139C) . letters must be typed di cl d' be free from lcation,;~~,.a:~thPr;fl'name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to :-it .illl~~~author s name and phone number. Letters must '~~d1~~"l.:200:::..:.1--=TH~.:.:e::....:.F=l.:.:l:H':...::....'J:.::G:::EF=l=""::"-' 7 0 _" >_~"_> ~...::.... ~ ---.:.._~~ ;.... Page 3 The Ranger News' uncovered "I'm from Wes-KON-sin!" ByBrenda Dunham One night Christine, Sarah, and I went for dessert at Mel's Diner. Our waiter asked where we were from, and when I responded with "We're from Wisconsin" he laughed and repeated "Wes-KONsin?!" Apparently, we all have accents - ken ya imagen that, eh? Westarted taking notice of our Canadian accents and quickly became the butts of our own jokes. I, however, won the award for "Most Predominant WesKON-sin Accent." Don't ya know that San Francisco doesn't have cows, unless it is a statue in front of Hard Rock Cafe? Just to warn you if you go to San Francisco don't be asking for a Tyme machine. People will think ya're literally nuts. San Franciscans don't have bubblers, they drink from water fountains. They also don't have soda, they drink pop. If'n ya ken remember the lingo you'll be better off than us, and maybe you won't even be laughed at. As ya can imagen its good to be horne were the way I talk doesn't stand out so much. However I'll have to be putting my cote (coat) and boo-uts (boots) back on. The Walking Germ By Dan White b Unfortunately, I ended ul?, emg "the walking germ' because I caught a cold due to the change ill the climate. Although 1was sick for a good portion of the trip I did manage to attend the seminars. I also managed to give a cold to another member of the group and who knows how many other people! I learned many keys to maintaining the funds of the newspaper, successful advertising strategies, and to not blow your nose with hotel Kleenex (it really hurts after too many blows!) Hopefully, the techniques I learned will keep the newspaper healthy - unlike myself! "When in Rome, do as the Romans" By Pete Forchette During the normal school day, it is not uncommon for people to hear me quote a song, poem, or movie. But while in San Francisco, I found myself saying a quote in particular more than any other - "While in Rome, do as the Romans." Now, don't get carried away, as I certainly didn't, I assure you. But one can't help but notice how different things are away from Keno-where (Kenosha). One of the very first things that struck me as odd was the ride from the airport in San Francisco to our hotel downtown. We were graciously escorted by our taxi cab driver, first tluough a red and blue gang war zone, and then past a popular transsexual prostitution comer. Now, you Just can't find those kind of things in your backyard around here .: The next morning I awoke to the hustle and bustle of the city life below me. Hills made of buildings and houses dictated the movements of all the sports cars, buses, and trolleys that crawled along its alleys. The wildlife we encountered along the- way later that week also made me stop and think. The waiter at the Hard Rock Cafe got us all "rowdy," a metallic robot man was passing out candy to strangers for spare change. And who could forget about Aunt Charlie, the eccentric, cross-dressing drag queen? -- So, as you can see I had plenty of reasons for blurting out my quote of quotes during my adventure ill Rome, I mean San Francisco. And in case you were wondering, no, I didn't leave my heart there. The Bitch By Sarah Olsen Sometimes in life we are forced to assume a role that is not our usual disposition. While in San Francisco, I became "The Bitch" of the group - not to my group, just to those who got in my way. The first time my temper was tested was when we arrived in St. Louis for a layover. After a quick bite to eat, we headed to the ticket counter ready to embark on our connecting flight to the golden city. Imagine our surprise when the snippy flight attendant announced, "Your plane already left." Immediately my hand flew to my hip and my inner bitch was unleashed. "What do you mean our plane left? We still have at least one minute before the .plane is supposed to depart!" Needless to say, we are not seasoned travelers and this experience has laught us a valuable lesson regarding time management. After an extended layover, and an impossibly long flight, we finally arrived at the hotel, 6 a.m, Wisconsin time, 4 a.m. San Francisco time. We trudged to the counter, ready to welcome some Holiday Inn hospitality. The gentleman at the counter punched our names into the counter and promptly announced, "We do not have your rooms anymore." Now, I am not normally a horrible person, but our little friend at the counter would swear otherwise. "What do you mean we don't have a room?" I asked, as a deadly caIm settled over the lobby. I'm not sure what happened next, but according to first-hand accounts, my eyes glowed red, my head spun in circles on my neck, and the man at the counter suddenly found two available rooms. Tour Guide Barbie By Christine Agaiby "Rise and shine everybody, we have a busy day ahead of us and we can t just waste the day in bed now, can we?" You may think it's easy_ always being the peppy, energetic one, but maybe you should try waking up four crab-asses used to sleeping in until afternoon class. On the agenda for the first day, we started with breakfast at Ghiradelli Square where I forced scalding posh coffee down their tluoats. I wanted lively group members at the meetings, not sleep)' ones. After the morning conferences we had lunch in Chinatown where I forced them to eat crab rangoons. No one was going to be Jicky about trying new foo on this trip; I didn't care if ther were allergic to shellfish. then quickly ushered them into the trolley headed towards Fisherman's Wharf where we utilized brief photo opportunities. I had something truly special planned for the evening. We sang and danced, mingling with the best of the locals at Aunt Charlie's, a drag queen hot spot. All this and more, packed into one exhausting day. Besides planning every detail of the trip, I was also responsible for translating for the WesKon-sinite, soothing the germ, taming the Roman, and calming the bitch._ As you can see, we truly did succeed in doing it all on this trip and still made it to all our meetings without a problem. I hope you've all enjoyed reading about our wonderful experience and have found the trip 'to be as fascinating as we did. It was great having you along as you ventured through our grand voyage to San Francisco. B'bye now. B'bye, B'bye. B'bye, now. B'bye. Are they lone yet. ..are thJ::Jlkne? Goo ,my cheeks are . . g me. I really can't smile this much anymore. Can I take a break now? Just a little break? Great. WHAT'S ON YOUR RESUME? If you are an English major or aspiring journalist, and have not yet written for a newspaper, what are you waiting for? Add skills to your resume that employers are looking for - writing, interviewing, editing and so much more. The Ranger News is now hiring all positions for the Spring 2001 semester. Stop by the office, located across from the . Career Center in lower Wyllie hall. Meetings are Mondays from noon to Ip.m. and are open to all interested persons. When you graduate, what will you have to offer? March 8, 2001 Go ahead and spoil yourself with Chaco/at Lynn Garcia Staff Reporter C hoco/at, nominated for Best Picture, takes place in a small French village. Almost everyone in the community is religious and does not allow themselves to enjoy the pleasures of life. The mayor, Comte de Reynaud (Alfred Molina), literally runs the village. The young priest has to have his sermon looked at and approved before he preaches it to the village people. It's almost as if the mayor is God. Vianne Rocher (Juliette Binoche) and her daughter, Anouk arrive in the village and open a chocolate shop just in time for Lent. They are immediately looked down upon since they do not attend church and are tempting people during such a sacred time. Vianne keeps her chin up and befriends her landlady, Armande Voizen (Judi Dench), who feels as if she is all alone in the world. Armande's daughter will not speak to her or allow her to see her grandson. Vianne tries her best to keep her business afloat. She gives out free sampies and soon the customers return for more. In the meantime some river rats arrive and the mayor tries to run them out of town. Vianne hires Roux to do some handy work around the shop. This doesn't sit well with the Mayor and he comes up with a plan to get rid of Vianne. Comte de Reynaud gets sick of everyone spoiling themselves with chocolate so he writes a sermon telling the village people that Vianne is Satan and that her sweet treat is like the forbidden fruit. Will the community listen and not return to Vianne's shop or will the people continue to indulge in the chocolate? I strongly suggest seeing this film. Itis absolutely fantastic. The performances are superb and the story is thoroughly enjoyable. I hope that the film is recognized and takes at least one Oscar home. Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo, stars in award-nominated You Can Count on Me Tyrone A. Payton Staff Reporter Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo, got his first Significant movie recognition in this winter's You Can Count on Me. Viewers might recognize Ruffalo from UPN's "The Beat." He has currently been preoccupied with his recent fame from his portrayal of Terry, a easy come-easy go charmer who visits his older sister to reflect upon his current dead-end life. His sister, Sammy, played by Laura Linney, IS a divorced mother with a son of 8 who is involved with a man who doesn't excite her, Bob, and a new boss she can't stand to work with on any level. Linney; was honored for her portrayal of Sammy this year, as she was norrunated for Best Actress by the Academy of Motion Pictures. The story opens up with the audience being introduced to Sammy and Terry's parents, as they are heading home in the middle of a rainstorm. Then the audience is immediately introduced to Sammy and Terry, as we see them at their parents' funeral from the crash they encountered with a semi that night. The beginning is a little flat to start with, but then the movie fast forwards to the children when they are older and on their own. Terry has been leading a reckless life and decides to rekindle his relationship with his sister, Sammy, and her son, lems with her new boss, played by Matthew Broderick, though. Broderick is in constant disturbance over he authority that Sammy has over him with the workers on her side. It seems as ifthese tow can't agree upon anything, but out of their pent up range must have ignited a spark between them. Soon Sammy is having an affair with her boss, and both her and Terry are back to reliving their old lives when they were wild teens. The rekindling of these siblings brings back their rowdy behavior, but also awakens them to their respective dependence on each other. They fill the void in each other's lives where there is no happiness. In the end, Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, In a scene from You each comes to this concluCan Count on Me. Photo courtesy of The Kenosha News sian as the movie finishes. . Although, the beginning Rudy [r., played by Rory is flat and the ending is slightly Culkin. subjective, it is the middle conApparently, he has outra- tent that is the "meat" of the geous timing, for Sammy has story. The plot contains some been worried sick over her rather emotional and family triwandering brother's where- fles that are representative of abouts. When he comes to many reoples' lives, though. Scottsville, Terry decides to be a Overal , this movie was a true better uncle to Rudy. He does spectacle of Ruffalo's career so by playing caretaker to Rudy and future and will hopefully while Sammy is off at work. be a trophy performance for Sammy has her own prob- Linney. Choco/at is nominated for Best Picture and tells the story of a young woman whose enchanted sweets awaken passion In a staid French village. Rush is a triumph and another Oscar nominee Tyrone A. Payton Staff Reporter Quills is the latest feature starring Geoffrey Rush, in which he pulled off another stellar performance to his prior award-winning act in Shine. As you may recall, Rush was awarded best actor back in 1998 when the controversial subtraction of Leonardo DiCaprio was left off the voting roster. This year he is nominated again -for his portrayal of the Marquis de Sade, the late 18th century, French, pornographic author. The movie features other phenomenal displays of acting by Joaquin Phoenix as the Abbey Cloutier, Kate WirISlet as the laundry wench, Madeline, and Michael Caine as the officer of corrections, Corrder. Caine, who was last year's winner of Best Supporting Actor for Cider House Rules, Wmslet, who was nominated for her 1998 performance ill Titanic, and Phoenix, who IS up for Best Supporting Actor this year for Gladiator, assure the movie of an excellence in quality of acting. The story takes place in late 18th century France under the rule of dictator, Napolean Bonaparte. When his advisors inform him of the peddling of pornograp~y that is goin~ on his country s streets, he is infuriated and determined to silence the author of these crude works, the Marquis de Sade. The Marquis, on the other hand, has been confined to an asylum already for a few years before N apolean discovered his ways of corruption. He has secretly distributed his work through the chambermaid, Madefine; played by WInslet, by hiding his documents with his pick up of his daily linens. Now, the Abbey Cloutier of the asylum, portrayed by Phoenix, has hospitably catered to the Marquis for the entirety of his stay. He has always been aware of the Marquis' past hobby of writing his filth, but he has been ignorant of the Marquis' latest covert productions of his pornography. When Napoleon sends the renowned Corrder, a supreme corrections officer, played by Caine, to intercept the coalillOn of the Marquis and Madeline, Cloutier is distraught over "!" friends' betrayal. The MarqUIS went behind Cloutier's back SO he could distribute his work. This leaves the abbey with the regretful job of stril'ping. the Marquis of all of his writing utensils. Unknowingly to the residents of the asylum, when the Marq~lf:ts stripped of his ink and qui ,the asylum truly becomes a madhouse. Will the entire asylum start to snowb!", into destruction? Will saruty ever be restored again? , ~,,2001 THE R~GER PageS ..... History professor makes transition from Parkside to Princeton Ruyayeem Rashid . Parkside" says Rodriguez. Rodriguez was hired as a visiting assistant professor and was offered a tenure-track position, which he declined. Rodriguez chose Princeton because, . "it was a great opporturuty to work with some of the leading academics in [his] field and teach in the broad area of southwestern United States history." In addition to teaching classes, he plans to do research in the area of social movements and civil rights in both the southwest and among Mexican Americans on the Midwestern frontier. Jerry Greenfield, chair of the History department, said "I was happy for him - Princeton is one of the finest universities in the nation, so it was a great opportunity for Professor Rodriguez." Parkside interviewed Rodriguez in September 2000, and he joined the University in January 2001. He was hired to focus on the United States civil rights history and on the Mexican American history component in particular. The history department is currently looking for a replacement to fill the position left vacant by Rodriguez. "We returned to the search after Professor Rodriguez let us know that he had the Princeton offer. The search committee already has had candidates [and] ... We hope to have a positive response within a few weeks"said Greenfield. Rodriguez is a Mexican American who was born in Wisconsin, and settled in southeastern Wisconsin. He graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with a bachelor's degree in History. He received both his Master and Ph.D. degrees from Northwestern University. Rodriguez is presently attending law school at the University of WisconsinMadison, where he plans to graduate in 2001 with a Juris Doctorate. - Staff Reporter A t the end of the 2000- 01 school year, Marc Rodriguez , visiting assistantprofessor of History will be leaving Parkside and ;tar\ing his new job as ~ assistantprofessor In the History del'artment at Princeton Umverstty. "Everyone here at UWParksidehas been so helpful and supportive of me, and 1 willllllSS the entire staff and student population here at Do,you expect to graduate in May? Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists continued stop by the office located in the lower level of Wyllie across from the Career Center. Meetings are informal and open to everyone. Bring food and a friend and stop by the office next Monday at noon. For more information, call the office at 595-2287 and ask for either Brenda Dunham or Sarah Olsen. from trained managers. "Parkside should be proud of their paper" says Graphic Designer Pete Forchette. "The conference has given The Ranger staff the ability to make this happen." Next year, qualified members of the staff will be able to travel to New Orleans for the National College Media Convention taking place October 25 - 28. "I think it is important for everyone to attend these conferences. They give invaluable experience and are a great opportunity to network with professionals in the field" says Olsen. Anyone interested in taking a part in shaping the future of the newspaper, either by writing or giving an opinion, is encouraged to ableto network with leading professionals in newspaper design. This conference has given the students of Parkside the opportunity to take part in some exciting changes. Not only will the readers benefit from improved writing and more interesting articles, future staff members will now haveleadership and guidance IF YOU THINK A NIGHT IN A FOXHOLE IS TOUGH, TRY A LIFETIME IN A CUBICLE. Very Involved at Parkside The U.S. Army offers 212 different career opportunities in fields ranging from medicine, construction and law enforcement to accounting, engineering and intelligence. You'll be trained. Then you'll use those skills from the first day on the job. It's a great way to start moving in the direction you want to go. V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Successful Transitioning for Student Organizations by Stephanie Sirovatka-Marshall, Student Activities Office Tuesday, March 20, 2001 3:00 p.m. Union 106 find One of 212 Ways to Be A Soldier at GOARMY.COM or call 1-80lJ-.USA-ARMY. contact your local recruiter. . AmI we'lIllelp you find wlIat's best for you. Sponsored by Stud611 Activities C'~ T ,,' ,~'W"'''', .. ,'''' ,r,,,,,' .' It, , .... ",,, 0' W,,,,,n_,,,' ".,,<le '''''''~,~ ,.,,'c"' r ~h"On' 'H I ", ,_,"nl ,,' Ih. 1'".",1 "" I, ," Co~h' [0" ,,,,,,,",, , Why I'm Fat Sarah Olsen Co-Editor-in-Chief M y boyfriend watches me as Iturn one way, smooth the spread of my hips in the mirror, twist around, examine the expanse of my hindself, then whirl to the front and let out an exasperated sigh. firm so fat!" Well, not fat, not really. That is to say, I'm not obese. "You're not fat!" he asserts, with a tone warning that he does not want to hear me run down the usual list of fatty assets. His anger is the typical response to my whining; it is typical of all men who hear a woman make this famous assertion. The answer is formulaic and expected. So, why do women say it if we know they are going to answer with the prescribed reply? Iam not attempting to make myself the center of attention, and Iam definitely not fishing for compliments. I am well aware that anyone skilled in basic manners is not going to tell me I'm fat to my face, even if they think I really am. It is not to fulfill my ego. I do not want you to tell me that I am skinny, nor do.I want you to tell me that I am perfect, because I'm not. Ibelieve that many men think a compliment is the motive behind our claim, that our egos are so pitiful they need to be stroked at least once an hour. I can not defend all women, but I can assure you that my ego is not as needy and pathetic as to actually announce to any person that I am grossly fat, in hopes of a reflexive compliment in return. Perhaps, as you read this, you are rolling your eyes, wondering at the audacity of someone who would complain about something so seerrungly trivial in comparison to a larger social issue such as world hunger. Let me assure you that this is not trivial to me or to most other typical women. I am constantly submerged in thin ima~es, slogans are sublimated With attacks on my selfesteem, and the forced competition to look better than the next woman is fierce. A large part of my life has been consumed with this incessant worry; in fact, a large portion of my day is devoted to mentally berating myself for my numerous bodily flaws. The path to finding the truth about why Ibelieve Iam fat is a difficult and treacherous one. It is wrought by media representations, distorted by self-perception, and clouded with painful memories. It seems an insurmountable task to explicate the pain that is invisible to society, the double-standard that is acceptable in everyday media, and the shame that is a constant source of confusion to me. You may not understand the pressure that a woman feels continuously harassing her throughout a typical day. As a woman, I am taught to be uneasy about my appearance. On any given_ morning, I wake up to hear an announcer on the radio touting the newest product on the diet market a miracle weight· loss pill. He explains the logic for using the miracle diet (thinner thighs, a flat, firm, stomach, a shapelier butt) and finishes with an acute observation - "If your diet hasn't worked for you yet, what makes you think it ever will?" The television is on as my usual morning routine is rehearsed. Cover Girl reminds me, the target audience, to use their concealer if Iwant to be an "ea.sy,,, h,reezy, beautiful cover girl, L oreal encourages me to beautify "Because I'm worth .it," and Maybelline whispers if Iwasn't born with it, at least they can help . ("Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline"). My breakfast is a healthy and nutritional shake, courtesy of Slim-Fast. While I thumb through a woman's magazine, an article leaps out of the page encouraging me to accept my body the way it is. Opposite the article is an ad picturing an impossibly skinny woman and a gorgeous man staring lovingly down at her. All this is bother me. Why indeed? Inthe grand scheme of the universe, my body weight is not important. It will not land me a good job, provide me with lots of money, or secure my personal _happiness - or will it? In my experience, beauty and figure are many times the inducement for all these things. Are women valuable to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition because they have a charming personality and a sharp sense of wit? Does the "fat girl" you personally know have dates every weekend and men who value her intellect over her appearance? How many times have you overheard a male telling his friends he would never go out with a certain girl because IIshe exceeds his maximum weight limit?" For women, the relationship between money ana appearance is undeniable. On weekends, I work as a cocktail waitress at a trendy nightclub. Jessica, my conservativelyclad co-worker, has been told if she Cartoonby TyroneA. Payton wants a bigger tip, she should show barely able to fit into Calvin more cleavage. Iwear uncomKlein's definition of an accept- fortably tight leather clothing, able size for the female body. and not much of it, and I get My fixation with fatness the tip she was denied. begins, but doesn't end here. It A new bartender started is cemented whenever Ilook in working at the bar. She has the mirror and see a woman blonde hair, blue eyes, and with thighs that don't have wears a size 5. "She's so hot" three inches of space between "She's my dream girl," "He'v, them, a stomach that lacks a what's that hot blonde chick's defined six-pack, and an ass name?" "I'm waiting for that that equals two of Kate Moss'. one - she can have my tip any The "ideal woman" is the one day!" pictured irr'Bowflex commer- Damn, why did she have to cials, the one cast for the start working here? She's getromantic lead in a movie, the ting all my tips . one who smiles from the All these reasons have ferglossy pages of a magazine. mented and infected my mind This IS the reason Iwork out - - the fear of being passed over not for health, not to increase by a love interest, of being the longevity of my life, and undervalued because Iam not not for personal enjoyment. It attractive physically, and of is to lose weight and look "bet- not being able to wear cute ter" in society's eyes. The loss clotJ:tes. because full-figure or gam of a few pounds is the fashion IS far from fashionable. impetus for elation or despair. Ihave been terrified into a rigAt -this point, you may be orous workout schedule, have wondering why Ilet all this learned to hate every sweetslurped down with my morning cup of coffee. Shopping in a department store is possibly the most grueling attack on my sense of well being. I am always ashamed to find that Iwear the largest size in the junior's department, and, that a size 13714 borders on being fullfigured. Calvin Klein does not make sizes beyond mine, a message that is not missed or misunderstood. Clearly, I am March 8, 2001 tasting morsel Ieat, and have adapted to fear the opinion of others. This is not a selfinduced fear. Ido not imagine these things; they are very real pervasive, and harmful. 1 feel as if Ihave no choice but to be obsessed with my body weight. If Iam not careful, all the terrible things that "fat girls" go through will Soon become my fate. I may seem vain in the sense that Iseem preoccupied with my physical appearance. Vanity, however, suggests a certain satisfaction with one's appearance, the belief that perfection has been achieved. r could not be any farther away from this in my mind. It is the rare occasion when Ihave looked in the mirror and have not had a ready insult na~ging at the edge of my conscience. If my claim is not for vanity, for a compliment, or for an expected answer, then it is for two entirely different purposes. On the most basic level, itis a weak plea for understanding, for empathy in its simplest form. Iwant someone to relate to my self-loathing, a person who knows what it is like to be unhappy with the reflection in the mirror. If you simply answer with "You're not fat," then Iknow you don't understand. Ask me to explain myself, let me sniffle on your shoulder as I explain my deficiencies, or tell me that you understand what it is like not to live up to a certain image. Explain to me that you know why I think I'm fat but that you don't agree. Secondly, I am pleading with you to stop buying into the mediated images of feminine perfection. I need you to realize that although the skinniest model may be attractive, so is the healthiest of "real" women. Allow yourself to appreciate the feminine body in it.s various forms, not just the Image that is repeated in every commercial, ad, and music video. Tell the woman in your life that you think she is beautiful to you, not because she has the thinnest, longest legs, not because her butt can fit in the palm of your hand, and not because her six-pack rivals that of your own. Tell her that she is perfect because she was made just they way you warited. M8ldl 8. 2001 THe Fl~ Remembering the Homeland The nostal/?ic memories take my breath away; Remembermg the great time spent back home' Gone are those days with the flashing of time;' Never to come back again; I wish, they leave the footprints behind; Thus refreshing my thoughts and mind; The love, care and affection of friends; Enriched the life with memorable events; Still, they are lively and fresh in mind; And appear as new as an ocean tide; Often, they make me struggle with my thoughts; Flattering and making their own huge place; I really long for those days to come back; Sure I am they will; When I'll go back to my homeland; By Poonamdeep Sandhu To My Parents In verse in rhyme these lines sublime; May reach my parents at home in good time; Oh my parents; Ur touch makes me feel so warm; I always want u close to me; U can help me to reach my destiny; I am lucky to have parents like u; U are loving and so much caring too; I pray to God that u may live long; And I keep listening to u like a sweet song; My life without u is meaningless; Like without a king we can't play chess; U are the ones whom I love the most; The status of parents is like a dignified post; I am proud to be ur daughter dear; It's u who understand me without reserve and fear; To have u as my parents; I feel so glad; All strength in me is given by u; U guide and teach me what to do; I am thankful to u for being so kind; So while doing my work I keep u in mind; The trust u have in me; I'll never let that trust to break; I can do anything; Oh my parents for ur sake; U do so much for us right now; There will be time when we will repay u; I promise that we will do our best; And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD OF U" By Poonamdeep Sandhu Save BIG on software from the·W'isCOI.u.zt.l.lll Integrated Software Catalog (WISC): M1crosoft Office 2000 Prem1um Ed1tlon (8 CD set) $30 M1crosoft Office 2001& FrontPage Bundle (Mac) $2B M1crosoft Windows 2000 Professional Upgrade $2B Microsoft Windows 98 2nd Ed1tlon Upgrade $2S Microsoft Windows M1llennlum Ed1t1on Upgrade $25 Microsoft V1sual Stud10 Pro 6.0 Bundle $2B Corel WordPerfect Office 2000 Standard Ed. $2B F1leMaker Pro Version 5 $48 Apple Mac OS 9 $35 For more info, technical support, and license details, see www.wisc.edu/wisc WIBC software 15 only avaHable to regl.stered students at UW-System schools and W1sconsln Technical Colleges. Career BOYS&GIRLSCWB in Caring The Boys & Girls Club of Kenosha has the following open employment positions: Program Dlreetor- Immediate. full time opening for person to develop programs for youth ages 6-17 in an educational and recreational setting. Supervisory skills, educational background and experience working with youth of diverse bac kgrounds are desired. Hours are basically Mon -Fri, 1-9 and every third Sat .• 9:30-4:30. Program Coordinator- Immediate. full time opening far person to oversee after school educational and recreatio,nal program. Hours are basically Mon -Fri 11-7. Volunteer Coordinator-10-15 hours a week to recruit, screen and monitor vo 1- unteers. Flexible hours. Physical Education Specialist- Part time position to develop physical and recreational activities for youth ages 6 -17. Hours are basically Mon -Fri (off one weekday). 2-8 and Sat. 9:30-4. Technology Speciallst- Part time position to develop and implement techno logy programs for youth ages 6-17. Hours are basically Mon-Fri (off one weekday). 2- 8 and Sat, 9:30-4. Arts Specialist- Part time position to develop and implement arts programs (fine arts. music, dance, writing, etc.) for youth ages 6 -17. Hours are basically Mon-Fri (off one weekday), 2-8 and Sat. 9:30-4. Program Assistants- Numerous positions open for a mature person to impl ement educational and recreational programs for youth at after school program. One b ilingual position open. Hours are basically Mon-Frt, 1-6:15. Apply In person or mail resume to 1607 65th Street or fax to 262-654'()323, attention, Aletra. DRINKS • MUSIC • DANCING UNDEUROUND SPORn BAR SE Wisconsin s Newest & Hottest Nightclub & Sports Bar THURSDAY S~BEER BUSTER ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK LIVE DJ IIPITHCHERS 1146 Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI' 552-0830 March 8, 2801 "Portraits of Parks ide" Black & White Photo Contest The Admissions Office is holding a Black & White photo contest All UW·Parkside studenis are encouraged to participate, Create a theme for your entries or take candid snaps of the University community. Prizes ~illbe awarded for selected photos. Watch the Ranger News for more details. This is your chance to create your own "Portrall5 of P.rkslde: REMEMBER; Photos need to be in black & white; color photos nol accepted. For more information and details contact Sergio Corr .. in the Admi"io .. omee (Moln Oil) or call 595-2300. MaUda~ ( Catch the ~Evolu~wn·. pi()neeringAJil.an-America.n bi-femini$t music .eeaet as she challenges stereotypes,ln~es your senses and fills your soul "With her fire!!!BUildingbri~ between cceamumuee or all reeee, genders, backgrounds, and colors. Come burn witb her as ebe blazes III path straight into YOUT heart. :sP.lrlt.and soull Tuesday, March 27, 2001 Noon & 7:00 p.rn. Union Cinema Free Admission Sponsored by .Pctkl$ide Amart O~tion, Gay &. Lesbian OrganiMtion. Womytl's Center, Ofl'ke of Equity &.DM:rsH;y, and Student Activities. fIWCh 8, 2001 THe RI:NGeA - Intramural Volleyball Standings TEAM Wms StrikeIS The Avengers Monkeys FiTaBis Odd Style Shaken Not Stirred Results: February22 Monkeys defeat Strikers 15-10, 15-6, 15-13 Odd Style forfeited to FiTaBis Shaken Not Stirred forfeited to The Avengers Loses Pet. 4 4 3 2 1 1 1 1 2 3 4 4 .800 .800 .600 .600 .200 .200 March 1 The Avengers defeated FiTaBis Strikers defeated Odd Style Strikers defeated Shaken Not Stirred 15-6, 3-15, 15-4 15-6,4-15,17-15 16-14,15-5,15-6 158 151.5 115 NAIA National Wrestling Championships 4. Lindenwood University 114.5 7. Embry Riddle University (Az) 5. Montana St.-Northern 106.5 8. UW-Parkside 6. Cumberland College (Ky) 97.5 9.Mount St. Clare (Iowa) 10. Simon Frasier University 86.5 56 46.5 44.5 1.Southern Oregon 2.Missouri Valley College 3.Mary University (ND) Very Involved at Parkside V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Thriving in Chaos by Marcy Hufendick, Student Health and Counseling Monday, March 26, 2001 3:00 p.m. Union 106 {] sponsored by Srudent Activities WE'LL ERASE YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. Ifyou're stuck with a (federally insured) student loan that's not in default. the Army might pay it off. Ifyou qualify, we1l reduce your debtup to $65,000. Payment is either 1'3 of. the debt or $1.500 for each year of service, whichever is greater. You1l also have training in a choice of skills and enough self-assurance to last you the rest of your life. Get all the details from your Army Recruiter. 65t-1071 ARMY: BE ALL YOU CAN BE: www.goarm~com Ruyayeem Rashid Staff Reporter W hen the Information Technology Practice Center (ITPC) opened, the main purpose was to give computer science and MIS students handson experience with current technology. The second purpose was to give undergraduates students the opportunity to work on projects with the ITPC business partners. This lab was a joint project between the University and Snap-On Tools, SC Johnson Wax and Harley Davidson. The idea originated from Cory Mason, an alumni of Parkside, who is director of Information Services at Harley Division. Dirk Baldwin, Associate Professor of Information Systems, says, "I think the ITPC Jab is an important symbol of a strong partnership between Harley Division, Johnson Wax, Snap-on, and UW-Parkside. The relationship allows students to work with professors and IS professionals to develop problem solving, leadership, teamwork and design skills." He also went on to say, "The relationship also allows the students to use some of the latest equipment used in industry. I think it is an exciting opportunity for UW-Parkside that distinguishes us from many other universities. " When asked about the success of the lab, Professor Baldwin said, "I think this lab is very successful, but we are just starting." He also indicated that the long-term overall success of the lab is based on short-term goals, such as each individual project and semester, and long-term goals. "However, we have project goals each year and sub-goals each semester. At least along some dimensions we canmeasure our success by comparing progress to our project goals. On a longer-term basis, we will measure success through our relationships with the partners, the number of MIS and computer science students using the lab, the number of new MIS and computer science students in the program, and the placement of March 8, 2001 our students in full time jobs." This lab is different from a standard lab due to the fact it is only used, for special projects and contains software that is not available in other labs, such as Visual Studio, Oracle and Business Objects. Secondly, it is set up in more of a conference format so that students can work on projects ill teams. The main emphasis is partnership. For example, students enrolled in the Database Management Systems class can use the lab for extra credit projects. . Currently, mostly MIS students use this lab and an occasional computer science student who is working on a project with Professor Baldwin. One of the plans to improve the lab includes more The Information Technology Practice Center, sponsored by Harley Davidson, Snap.()n com put e r s , Tools, and Johnson Professionals, gives MIS and IS students hands-on experience. Information Technology Practice Center revi~i~ed installing a wireless local area Baldwu:, Students who have network (LAN), and installing used this lab have done wellin new IBM AS/400 midrange the Job market. Not only do ~omputer Also the business they possess some techilical departme;'t plans to create a skills that are difficult to larger lab by tearing down the obtain, they g.am valuable wall between MOLN 216 and teamwork, project mana~e218. m~nt,,, and communication According to Professor skills. 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Inc 01-179 HarassmentThreats, University Apartments, 3:47 p.m. A student reported two other students are threatening and harassing her. Residence Life staff will handle any discipline issues. Student does not want any further action taken at this time. 02127/01 mph in a 45 mph zone. Inc 01-182 Traffic Violation, Wood Road & Outer Loop Road, 11:41 p.m. A driver was cited for failure to stop at a stop sign. 03/01/01 Inc 01-183 Personal Property Theft, Ranger HalL 10:19 a.m. A student reported the theft of a watch which. had been left in a shower room. 02/25101 Inc, 01-174 Emergency Crlsls Intervention Ranger Hall, 7:20 p.m. Officer responded to a reported student who had been drinking and . mlght become suicidal. A UW-P counselor was contacted and officer along with a housing director, spoke at length with the student until the situation was no longer serious. Inc 01-176 Possession of Marijuana, Universi ty Apartments, 11:23 p.m. Officers checking on a marijuana complaint found the room. full of a smoke smell consistent with marijuana. One individual was issued a citation for possession of marijuana. 02/26/01 Inc 01-172 Security Alarm, Tallent Hall, Educator's Credi t Union, 10:59 a.m. Officer answering a motionalarm, checked the of f ice area but no-one was inside. Alarm was canceled and reset. Inc 01-180 'Traffic Violation, CTH E at CTH JR, 12:17 a.m. While on routine patrol, officer observed a vehicle in front of him which was displaying expired plates. Driver was cited for non-registration of vehicle. Plates had been expired for almost five months. Inc 01-184 Traffic Accident, Union parking lot, 4:46 p.m. One student's vehicle struck another student's vehicle. There were no injuries to the drivers. State accident report completed. Inc 01-185 Fire Alarm, Molinaro Hall, 4:59 p.m~ Officer responding to an alarm checked the area and found no smoke or fire. . Inc 01-1.77 Security Alarm, Wyllie Computer Support, 6:50 a.m. Officer responding to an alarm found it had been set off accidentally by an employee. Area was found to be clear. Inc 01-173 Animals, 900 Wood Road, .1 mile South of CTH A, 1:20 p.m. Officer found a dog behind the power plant with no ID tags. Humane officer was called and he took custody of the animal. Inc 01-181 Traffic Violation, CTH E, west of CTH JR, 6:25 p.m. A driver was cited for speeding 64 Inc 01-178 Violation, Loop at CTH Traffic Outer JR, 3:06 Saturday, March 10th 103.7 KISS FM Presents Milwaukee's Newest 80's and 90's Party Band! --Speedy Rhino-- Saturday, March 17th St. Patty's Day Party --E-l livin·· Saturday, March 24th ·-Total Chao,·· Very Involved at Parkside V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Etiquette by Steve McLaughlin, Associate Vice ChanceUor for Student Affairs Saturday, March 31 st Milwaukee's #1 80s and 90s Party Band --Toy,·· Wednesday, March 28,2001 4 p.m. Union 207 Every Friday Night is the Area's Hottest Under 21 Dance Party! Doors Open at 7 p.m. .(lUI. ¥ 6501 Washington Ave. (Hwy. 20) Racine Sponsored by Student Activities .IIIDI 886-5 151 March 8, 2001 , eus flEDS FREE CLASSIFIEDSI , For a limited time only! The Ranger News will print your student classified ads free of charge. Forms are available at the newsstand in front of the library and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595-2287 for more information. Announcements Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center. 637-8323. • Chess Club meets on Tuesdays from 7pm-close in Library Lounge 2nd floor. Triple H Grange, LLC Organic Boarding, Horseback Private Lessons 'Boarding Sale! $175 per month. • Be inspired by nature. Come fide with us. 7417 - 7 Mile Road (262) 681-2964. www.rbcisfree.com Services Offered Paper Due? Ican help you! Ican: . *Type your paper "Proofread "Edit ~ "Organize your ides "Get it started "Get a better grade "Learn to write better Call 262-9664 and ask for Diane FREE TUTORING • Free tutoring is being offered by the sfudents from Student Technology Corporation. Tutoring n the following areas of computer related software is available: Microsoft Office, Using the Internet Effectively, E=mail and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring will be by appomtment. To schedule your appointment, call Bob or Cfuis at 595-2790. HELP WANTED ApartmentRenting.com • Free online college apartment search. Ranked #1 apartment site for college students. EARN CASH, De an ApartmentRenting.com campus representative. • Enjoy working with kids? Kenosha Unilied School· District's 21st Century Community Learning Centers are looking for Activity leaders, Instructors, & Tutors for paid after school hours. If interested, please call Gail Netzer 262-654- 6200 or 262-653-5923 • Do you enjoy working with children? Would you like to earn extra money? Apply now for a childcare position at NTC GreatLakes. Call 847-688-2110, Ext... 103 or apply online at www.ntcmwr.com • Looking for 'caregiver for 5- year old boy weekends, late afternoons, or early evenings. Flexible hours. Near Parkside. If you enjoy kids, please call. us. Judy and Tom Milner 925-9976. Summer Camp Counselors Wanted. • Friendly Pines Camp, in the coo] mountains of Prescott, AZ, is hiring staff for the 2001 season. May 27-July 29. Program offers horseback riding, water-skiing, rock climbing, fishing, crafts, sports, and more. Competitive salary. For app/info call 520/ 4'15-2128 or email us at info@friendlypines.com. Download an application at our website! www.friendlypines.com FOR SALE 1992 KATANA 600 GSX • Custom paint-job, piped and jetted. $2500 aBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785. 2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4 • Extended cab, third door, loaded metallic blue. Take over lease payments or buy out. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785. 1987 Mazda 626 • V4 2.0 engine, Runs grt'at! New brakes. Asking $950 aBO. Call Ashi at (home) 551-7431 or (work) 595- 2705. 1991 Ford F-150 • Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call 884-6812 and ask for Jeremy. 1988 Pontiac 6000 • Maroon four door, four cylinder, 103,000 mi, interior / exterior in good condition, runs greaf, new tires, exhaust, and alternator. Complete maintenance record Asking $1,500 aBO. Call 595-2974 and leave a message. VOLUNTEER AND INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES At the Career Center For further information, contact Michelle Wegt!er at 595- 2011 or Roseann Mason at 595-2606 or stop by the Career .C~nter, Wyllie 0173. Case Management Assistant at Vets Place - Southern Center • Assist Senior Case manager with intake interviews. • Assist new (formerly) homeless vets with program policies and procedures, • Schedule residents for group and individual counseling sessions. • Be a team member for case plan reviews. . • Assist in structured staffings for case plan changes, suspensions or discharges. • Act as program staff liaison to newsletter publishing committee. Public Information and Coordination Assistant at Vets Place - Southern Center • Assist Director and clinical staff including contracted professionals with the compilation, layout, printing, and distribution of quarterly newsletters and program brochures, • Collect and prepare articles regarding veterans and homelessness or other concerns, and assist resident to improve writing skills. • Assistin the coordination of agenCIes and .programs servmg the homefess populations in Racine County Assist the Homeless Ass~ tance. Coalition in arranging meetings, mali notices record notes of meelin~ and decisions and developa generic brochure to advance the mission of the coalition. Foster Family Licensing Studies • Conduct safety checks of homes. • Run records. • In terview prospective foster parents. • Write case notes. • Place foster children into licensed homes. Foster Parent Recruiterl Retention Specialist • Distribute material to public through employers, public service groups, community groups, etc. . • Present to pubic service organizations, and commuruty groups. Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 31, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Where have all The Rangers gone? Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 THEAt:lNGE:AMarch29, 2001INSIOEPage 3Bruking Out of the BoxSllIdent awarded forWalkingwith Martin LutherKing.Jr.Page 4• Mia's HoroscopesPageSEntertainmentOscar2001:Aneveningcelebrating starsPage6FrontPage continuedYourname should be here'~~r~~# 'I.•,~,\~...~~Page 10Mynight as a ballerinaPage11Police BeatEditorofthe Week:Sarah OlsenUniversity of Wisconsin-ParksideWhere'have,allThe Rangersgone?Newspapers missing from standsSarah OlsenCowEditor-in-ChiefAlthough The RangerNews is a free newspa-per and copies are avail-able to all students, a large,\uantity of newspapers myste-nously disappeared from thestands over the weekend,What is strange about thisisthat on Friday, all the standswerefull.OnMonday,threestands were completely emp-tied, The stand in front of thelibrary and the stand in locatedin the Hard HatCuecafeteriawas left alone.Although the staff wouldlove to believe thatallthesenewspapers disappearedbecause students took them toread, itisunlikely that a mass ofstudents stormed the stands onSaturday and Sunday,Why would someone stealnewspapers, you ask? The staffof The Ranger News would liketo knowthisalso.Stealing newspapers violatesfreedom of speech, The news-paper is the voice of the stu-dents,Ifit is taken from thestands, that right has been vio-lated.Inaddition,ifnewspapersare stolen student money hasbeen wasted. The money usedto print the newspaper comesfrom the budget of tlie newspa-per, The budget of the newspa-per is funded by student segre-gated fees.The police have been con-tacted and are aware of the situ-ation.Anyone with informationregarding the mass disappear-ance of the newspapers shouldcontactTheRanger Newsofficeat595-2287.About last week's issueSetting the record straightInissue#22of TheRangerNewsmade, The mistakes did not alterthecontent, but a few people'sIttitles were stated incorrectly,thetitled 'Listen Up: w~s no!¢ie<lt!.rand a front-page captionwerenusFonj~tai/efJIssues ofTheRanger Newsdisappeared from the stands in Com-munication Arts, Greenquist hall, and Molinaro hall last weekend.Werethey stolen?Orwas the issue so hot, students stormed thestands Saturday and Sunday to make sure they had acopy? Con-tactTheRanger Newsoffice at 595-2287if you know.Petition for recall election disqualified by PSGASarah OlsenCo-Editor-in·ChiefAreCall election petition,signed by at least15%ofthe student J'0pulation,was objected to andismissedby the PSGA senate in a senatemeeting Friday, March 23.According to Azeza Ham-mad the PSGA election com-mill';" chair and chief justice ?fthe judicial branch, the mamreason the petition wasdIS-qualified was because a snpu-lation in the constitution statesthat in order to have a re~allelection "the recall petitionmust have the reason(s) forremovalfrom office. This mustaddress the actions commilledin the presenttermof office."According toHamrnad,~eproblem with the petitionISthat it requests that a newPSGA election be held due- to"the fraudulent use of studentfees for Joseph Rucker andKara Norton to fund their cam-paign, the lack of advertise-ment for this election and over-allunfair processes by the elec-tion committee.".The election coml!ntteeruled Monday, March 19 thatCorey Mandley, the presidentpro-temp of PSGA and thecampaign manager for Ruckerand Norton, should be heldaccountable and punished forusing Latinos Unidos (LU) as afalse endorsement and forusing PSGA/ student money topay for propaganda mailingsthat 'supported the election ofRucker and Norton.Students raised concerns atthe meeting regarding Mand-ley's infractions, claiming notonly should he be heldaccountable, so should Ruckerand Norton,"I don't think the electioncommittee . should punishsomebody for something theydidn't do" said Hammad."That's why it was good thatthey [Rucker and Norton] cameforth and filed a complaint forsomething that they didn'tcommit."According to Hammad, thecomplaint filed by Rucker andNorton against Mandley object-ed to the use of their nameswithout their permission on theposter with the LU falseendorsement and the propa-ganda mailings that were sentContinued onpage 6 �.Page 2March 29, 2001,.,THING-H=Megan Mullen; "From Conception to Birt!;; Tracing the Development"wfBiological Sciences Prof. Bryan Lewis: and" Two Conflicting Religious POSI-tions: The Assumptions and ArgumentsW!Philosophy Prot. EmeritusWayne Johnson, noon, Union 104-106, free.March29 -April 1• Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur.r Fri 7:30p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema TheaterMarch29April3• MulticulturalQuizBowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, spon-sored by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program.• InfoBreaks: Organizing and Saving Your Bookmarks w!Jim Robinson, free,9:45 to 10:30 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D• Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheaderApril4• InfoBreak: NetLibrary with Sylvia Beardsley, access and search more than2000 books the UW-Parkside Library now carries in electronic format, 2:15p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D.• ArtExhibit: UW-Parkside Juried Student Exhibition, through April 26,opening reception: April 4, 1-4 p.m.; admission: free; hours: Mon.r Thur. 11a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11a.m, to 8 p.m., closed Friday, Saturday, Sunday.March30• Noon Concert: Continuing Music Major Scholarship Recipients, April 4,Union Cinema Theater, free.• Speaker: Walter Ki~brough, Alph~ phi Alpha Fraternity memb~r speaks onhistory of fratenuties and sororIties,.Witha dISCUSSIOnpledgmg, hazing,and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkslde00• InfoBreaks: Microsoft Word 2000 - Formsw]Pat Eaton, free, 2 to 2:45p.m,Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150DMarch 31April5• Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader• InfoBreaks: Trouble Shooting Basic Computer Problems. w /Bob Zimla,Chris Robaidek, and Pat Eaton, free, 2:15 to 3 p.m., Instructional Tech Cen-ter, Wyllie 01500• Baseball vs, Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheaderApril2Sports and Activity Center HoursThursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.. Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.Saturday: noon to 6 p.m.Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m.Monday through Thursday: 7 a.m, to 9 p.m.April2-6• Out&About Week, events to be announced, sponsored by GLO, all events. open to campus and community'. Perspectives on Religious Issues! Panel discussion on Abortion: "Using. Language&Symbols to Frame the Debate" w! Communication Prof.The UW-Parkside pool is closed beginning Thursday, December 14, 2000, andcontinuing through July 2001, for renovation,Wyllie D·139Cphone:(262) 595-2287fax:(262) 595·2295Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop byand participate as the meetings are open to allthose at Parkside.-.whoaresolely responsible foritseditorial policy and content.ould be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) . Letters mustbetyped andincludethe author's name and phone number.Letters mustbefreefromr's name canbewithheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit allletters. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document March 8, 2001 - ;:1~ ,~ Page 4 Go ahead and spoil yoanrelf with Choco/at Page 5 TIre Rallger Uncovered Page 6 Student Voices WhyI'm Fat Page 7 Student Voices Cont'd Page 9 Sports Page 10 Information Technology PracticeCenter Revisited Page 11 Police Beat ',0 • ~r of the Week: -ilhOlsen , University of Wisconsin-Parkside UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek \ Tyrone A Payton Staff Reporters - TIo UW-Parkside students carneto the aid of two senior citizens trapped inside a vehicle on a flooded bridge of Petrifying Springs Park Sunday, February 25th. Inside the marooned vehicle were Glorianna Daggy, 79, and Rose Bruno, 88. The students, Joseph Donnerbauer and David Place, both Parkside j0l;igers, waded through the chilly water to pull the women out of the car. "I didn't have a choice" said Place. After three trips to get the women, their walkers, and a blanket from the back of the vehicle, the two students wrapped the ladies in the blanket and offered the shirts off their backs to keep the women's feetwarm. The women had been stranded on the flooded bridge for approximately an hour, and claimed they saw three other cars come down to the bridge and turn back. -"I figured any decent person would have came out and helped:' remarked Donnerbauer. "You'd think a person would have some feelings inside." As Donnerbauer comforted the ailing victims, Place ran to dial 911. Fortunately Joseph KickIer and his family were approximately 100 yards away. Fickler was completely unaware of the ladies' distress call,but when Placepleaded for help, Fickler and his wife, Julie, and his daughter and son, Stephanie and Christopher, Peek under the covers The Ranger News exposed Sarah Olsen Co-Editor~in-Chief All work and no play makes for a boring newspaper. As you can see from the r.hoto, the staff found time to 'play" after conferences and seminars while in San FranCISco. "I think my favorite part of the trip was getting to ~ee our staff in an 'out of office SItuation" says Design Manager Pete Forchette. "And who could forget Aunt Charlie's, the drag queen show?" That's right, a drag queen show. I had the rare op,Bortunity to compete in the 'Queen for a Night" contest and managed to come in a close second. "I learned- never to' mix drag S1ueenswith Raspberry Stoley said Christine Agaiby, advertising manager. "All you get is a severe hangover and some interesting photos" (look inside for photos from the show). The conference was a unique experience for the staff not only because they were able to learn a great deal of informationabout the newspaper business, but because they had the opportuni ty to learn more about each other. Turn to the inside page to get to know your newspaper staff a httle Between the sheets from left to right: ~renda ~unham, better. Pete Forchette, Sarah Olsen, and Christine Agalby. gladly gave up their jackets and outer winter clothing. As Place took the garments back to the women to help keep them warm, Fickler and his familyraced their vehicle over to a nearby gas station to dial 911. After Somers rescue squad members arrived on the scene to escort the two ladies to Aurora Healthcare center, the Pickler family offeredthe two heroes a seatin their car to try to warm them up. The two women are home safe today and say they hold the highest respect for the two student heroes that carne to their aid. "Parkside joggers Joseph Donnerbauer (left) and Davey Place (right) stand on the bridge where the rescue took place. Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists Sarah Olsen Co-Editor-in-Chief The staff of The Ranger News returned from the National College Newspaper Convention Sunday, March 25th prepared to toss tradition and custom out the window. Armed with enthusiasm and newly acquired knowledge, the staff is working to transform The Ranger into the true voice of the student body by ushering in a new legacy of journahsm at Parkside. The first order of business to be performed upon returning to Parkside was to shock the reporters at the regular Monday meeting. "1 told the reporters that the newspaper sucks, but we now have the ability to change 'that" says Sarah Olsen, co-editor-inchief. "We did not know how to properly run a newspaper· before, but that is not the case anymore." Staff members are busy sharing the knowledge they learned at the conference and training a team to take over the newspaper next year. Attendants of the regular Monday meetings are taking part in seminars designed to help writers become better journalists. The reporters are learning basic journalism skills such as how to write a better headline and how to get a good interview, with more information on the way. In addition to implementing new training techniques, the staff has been restructured and new positions have been created. The staff is recruiting journalists, investigative reporters, cartoonists, political analysts, design and layout managers, and opinion essayists who are willing to be innovative and take risks. The most obvious change to the newspaper is apparent in the new layout designed by Forchette. "In order to be able to compete with other newspapers, the design needed to become more innovative, daring, original, and fun" says Porchette, who attended several seminars where he was Continued on page 5 .~-~- .......... THe AI:lNc::eA March 8, 2001 March 12-16 Spring Break. ..enjoy! March 12 · • Arts: ALIVE! presents "Annie," 7:30p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, sold out March 16 -; 18 • Second Annual Parkside Regional Science Fair, various campus locations March 20 • Softball vs. Lakeland College, 2 p.m., doubleheader March 21 • George Lindquist, classical guitar, free and open to the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater • Soup and Substance: "NOT the Sound of Music: Austria in the New Europe" w /Laura Gellott, free w / free soup and bread, Union 104-106 • Arts: ALIVEI presents The Riverside Symphony, 7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, tickets $16. For ticket information, call (262) 595-2345. March 22- 25 • Foreign Film: Topsy-Turvy, England, show times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater March 22- 25 • NCAA National Fencing Championships, Petretti Fieldhouse/Sports and Activity Center March 23 • Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182, free, refreshments served • Race, Class and Gender Study Groul," "Palace Walk" by Naguib Mahfouz, Molinaro 111, 3:30 p.m.; for information, call Linda Madsen (262) 595-2162 or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu March 23- 27 • Latino Film Festival, Union Cinema Theater, films and show times to be announced March 24 • Evening In: Pakistan, Union Dining Room, sponsored by UW-Parkside Center for International Studies. March 27 • Lecrn"re:Magdalen Hsu-Li, part of Distinguished Lecture Series, two programs: noon and 7p.m., Union Cinema Theater, sponsored by Campus Cul. tural Program Committee, open to campus and commuruty • Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Peter Baime on musical composition, 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free March 28 .• University Chorale and Voices, Melanie Jacobson, director, free and opento the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater • Latinos Unidos discussion: Puerto Rico: Three Points of View- Commonwealth, State, or independent country, time and location to be announced • Softball vs. Concordia College, 2 p.m., doubleheader March 29 - April 1 Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur./Fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater March 29 • Multicultural Quiz Bowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, sponsored by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program. • Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheader March 30 • Speaker: Walter Kimbrough, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity member speaks on history of fraternities and sororities; with a discussion pledging, hazing, and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkside CIO March 31 • Baseball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheader • Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader I"Co-Editors-in-ehief Brenda Dunham . ah Olsen The Ranger is now hiring cartoonists. Call 595-2287 for more infol o are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content dbe delivered to the RaJw:er office (WYlllJ..139C) . letters must be typed di cl d' be free from lcation,;~~,.a:~thPr;fl'name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to :-it .illl~~~author s name and phone number. Letters must '~~d1~~"l.:200:::..:.1--=TH~.:.:e::....:.F=l.:.:l:H':...::....'J:.::G:::EF=l=""::"-' 7 0 _" >_~"_> ~...::.... ~ ---.:.._~~ ;.... Page 3 The Ranger News' uncovered "I'm from Wes-KON-sin!" ByBrenda Dunham One night Christine, Sarah, and I went for dessert at Mel's Diner. Our waiter asked where we were from, and when I responded with "We're from Wisconsin" he laughed and repeated "Wes-KONsin?!" Apparently, we all have accents - ken ya imagen that, eh? Westarted taking notice of our Canadian accents and quickly became the butts of our own jokes. I, however, won the award for "Most Predominant WesKON-sin Accent." Don't ya know that San Francisco doesn't have cows, unless it is a statue in front of Hard Rock Cafe? Just to warn you if you go to San Francisco don't be asking for a Tyme machine. People will think ya're literally nuts. San Franciscans don't have bubblers, they drink from water fountains. They also don't have soda, they drink pop. If'n ya ken remember the lingo you'll be better off than us, and maybe you won't even be laughed at. As ya can imagen its good to be horne were the way I talk doesn't stand out so much. However I'll have to be putting my cote (coat) and boo-uts (boots) back on. The Walking Germ By Dan White b Unfortunately, I ended ul?, emg "the walking germ' because I caught a cold due to the change ill the climate. Although 1was sick for a good portion of the trip I did manage to attend the seminars. I also managed to give a cold to another member of the group and who knows how many other people! I learned many keys to maintaining the funds of the newspaper, successful advertising strategies, and to not blow your nose with hotel Kleenex (it really hurts after too many blows!) Hopefully, the techniques I learned will keep the newspaper healthy - unlike myself! "When in Rome, do as the Romans" By Pete Forchette During the normal school day, it is not uncommon for people to hear me quote a song, poem, or movie. But while in San Francisco, I found myself saying a quote in particular more than any other - "While in Rome, do as the Romans." Now, don't get carried away, as I certainly didn't, I assure you. But one can't help but notice how different things are away from Keno-where (Kenosha). One of the very first things that struck me as odd was the ride from the airport in San Francisco to our hotel downtown. We were graciously escorted by our taxi cab driver, first tluough a red and blue gang war zone, and then past a popular transsexual prostitution comer. Now, you Just can't find those kind of things in your backyard around here .: The next morning I awoke to the hustle and bustle of the city life below me. Hills made of buildings and houses dictated the movements of all the sports cars, buses, and trolleys that crawled along its alleys. The wildlife we encountered along the- way later that week also made me stop and think. The waiter at the Hard Rock Cafe got us all "rowdy," a metallic robot man was passing out candy to strangers for spare change. And who could forget about Aunt Charlie, the eccentric, cross-dressing drag queen? -- So, as you can see I had plenty of reasons for blurting out my quote of quotes during my adventure ill Rome, I mean San Francisco. And in case you were wondering, no, I didn't leave my heart there. The Bitch By Sarah Olsen Sometimes in life we are forced to assume a role that is not our usual disposition. While in San Francisco, I became "The Bitch" of the group - not to my group, just to those who got in my way. The first time my temper was tested was when we arrived in St. Louis for a layover. After a quick bite to eat, we headed to the ticket counter ready to embark on our connecting flight to the golden city. Imagine our surprise when the snippy flight attendant announced, "Your plane already left." Immediately my hand flew to my hip and my inner bitch was unleashed. "What do you mean our plane left? We still have at least one minute before the .plane is supposed to depart!" Needless to say, we are not seasoned travelers and this experience has laught us a valuable lesson regarding time management. After an extended layover, and an impossibly long flight, we finally arrived at the hotel, 6 a.m, Wisconsin time, 4 a.m. San Francisco time. We trudged to the counter, ready to welcome some Holiday Inn hospitality. The gentleman at the counter punched our names into the counter and promptly announced, "We do not have your rooms anymore." Now, I am not normally a horrible person, but our little friend at the counter would swear otherwise. "What do you mean we don't have a room?" I asked, as a deadly caIm settled over the lobby. I'm not sure what happened next, but according to first-hand accounts, my eyes glowed red, my head spun in circles on my neck, and the man at the counter suddenly found two available rooms. Tour Guide Barbie By Christine Agaiby "Rise and shine everybody, we have a busy day ahead of us and we can t just waste the day in bed now, can we?" You may think it's easy_ always being the peppy, energetic one, but maybe you should try waking up four crab-asses used to sleeping in until afternoon class. On the agenda for the first day, we started with breakfast at Ghiradelli Square where I forced scalding posh coffee down their tluoats. I wanted lively group members at the meetings, not sleep)' ones. After the morning conferences we had lunch in Chinatown where I forced them to eat crab rangoons. No one was going to be Jicky about trying new foo on this trip; I didn't care if ther were allergic to shellfish. then quickly ushered them into the trolley headed towards Fisherman's Wharf where we utilized brief photo opportunities. I had something truly special planned for the evening. We sang and danced, mingling with the best of the locals at Aunt Charlie's, a drag queen hot spot. All this and more, packed into one exhausting day. Besides planning every detail of the trip, I was also responsible for translating for the WesKon-sinite, soothing the germ, taming the Roman, and calming the bitch._ As you can see, we truly did succeed in doing it all on this trip and still made it to all our meetings without a problem. I hope you've all enjoyed reading about our wonderful experience and have found the trip 'to be as fascinating as we did. It was great having you along as you ventured through our grand voyage to San Francisco. B'bye now. B'bye, B'bye. B'bye, now. B'bye. Are they lone yet. ..are thJ::Jlkne? Goo ,my cheeks are . . g me. I really can't smile this much anymore. Can I take a break now? Just a little break? Great. WHAT'S ON YOUR RESUME? If you are an English major or aspiring journalist, and have not yet written for a newspaper, what are you waiting for? Add skills to your resume that employers are looking for - writing, interviewing, editing and so much more. The Ranger News is now hiring all positions for the Spring 2001 semester. Stop by the office, located across from the . Career Center in lower Wyllie hall. Meetings are Mondays from noon to Ip.m. and are open to all interested persons. When you graduate, what will you have to offer? March 8, 2001 Go ahead and spoil yourself with Chaco/at Lynn Garcia Staff Reporter C hoco/at, nominated for Best Picture, takes place in a small French village. Almost everyone in the community is religious and does not allow themselves to enjoy the pleasures of life. The mayor, Comte de Reynaud (Alfred Molina), literally runs the village. The young priest has to have his sermon looked at and approved before he preaches it to the village people. It's almost as if the mayor is God. Vianne Rocher (Juliette Binoche) and her daughter, Anouk arrive in the village and open a chocolate shop just in time for Lent. They are immediately looked down upon since they do not attend church and are tempting people during such a sacred time. Vianne keeps her chin up and befriends her landlady, Armande Voizen (Judi Dench), who feels as if she is all alone in the world. Armande's daughter will not speak to her or allow her to see her grandson. Vianne tries her best to keep her business afloat. She gives out free sampies and soon the customers return for more. In the meantime some river rats arrive and the mayor tries to run them out of town. Vianne hires Roux to do some handy work around the shop. This doesn't sit well with the Mayor and he comes up with a plan to get rid of Vianne. Comte de Reynaud gets sick of everyone spoiling themselves with chocolate so he writes a sermon telling the village people that Vianne is Satan and that her sweet treat is like the forbidden fruit. Will the community listen and not return to Vianne's shop or will the people continue to indulge in the chocolate? I strongly suggest seeing this film. Itis absolutely fantastic. The performances are superb and the story is thoroughly enjoyable. I hope that the film is recognized and takes at least one Oscar home. Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo, stars in award-nominated You Can Count on Me Tyrone A. Payton Staff Reporter Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo, got his first Significant movie recognition in this winter's You Can Count on Me. Viewers might recognize Ruffalo from UPN's "The Beat." He has currently been preoccupied with his recent fame from his portrayal of Terry, a easy come-easy go charmer who visits his older sister to reflect upon his current dead-end life. His sister, Sammy, played by Laura Linney, IS a divorced mother with a son of 8 who is involved with a man who doesn't excite her, Bob, and a new boss she can't stand to work with on any level. Linney; was honored for her portrayal of Sammy this year, as she was norrunated for Best Actress by the Academy of Motion Pictures. The story opens up with the audience being introduced to Sammy and Terry's parents, as they are heading home in the middle of a rainstorm. Then the audience is immediately introduced to Sammy and Terry, as we see them at their parents' funeral from the crash they encountered with a semi that night. The beginning is a little flat to start with, but then the movie fast forwards to the children when they are older and on their own. Terry has been leading a reckless life and decides to rekindle his relationship with his sister, Sammy, and her son, lems with her new boss, played by Matthew Broderick, though. Broderick is in constant disturbance over he authority that Sammy has over him with the workers on her side. It seems as ifthese tow can't agree upon anything, but out of their pent up range must have ignited a spark between them. Soon Sammy is having an affair with her boss, and both her and Terry are back to reliving their old lives when they were wild teens. The rekindling of these siblings brings back their rowdy behavior, but also awakens them to their respective dependence on each other. They fill the void in each other's lives where there is no happiness. In the end, Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, In a scene from You each comes to this concluCan Count on Me. Photo courtesy of The Kenosha News sian as the movie finishes. . Although, the beginning Rudy [r., played by Rory is flat and the ending is slightly Culkin. subjective, it is the middle conApparently, he has outra- tent that is the "meat" of the geous timing, for Sammy has story. The plot contains some been worried sick over her rather emotional and family triwandering brother's where- fles that are representative of abouts. When he comes to many reoples' lives, though. Scottsville, Terry decides to be a Overal , this movie was a true better uncle to Rudy. He does spectacle of Ruffalo's career so by playing caretaker to Rudy and future and will hopefully while Sammy is off at work. be a trophy performance for Sammy has her own prob- Linney. Choco/at is nominated for Best Picture and tells the story of a young woman whose enchanted sweets awaken passion In a staid French village. Rush is a triumph and another Oscar nominee Tyrone A. Payton Staff Reporter Quills is the latest feature starring Geoffrey Rush, in which he pulled off another stellar performance to his prior award-winning act in Shine. As you may recall, Rush was awarded best actor back in 1998 when the controversial subtraction of Leonardo DiCaprio was left off the voting roster. This year he is nominated again -for his portrayal of the Marquis de Sade, the late 18th century, French, pornographic author. The movie features other phenomenal displays of acting by Joaquin Phoenix as the Abbey Cloutier, Kate WirISlet as the laundry wench, Madeline, and Michael Caine as the officer of corrections, Corrder. Caine, who was last year's winner of Best Supporting Actor for Cider House Rules, Wmslet, who was nominated for her 1998 performance ill Titanic, and Phoenix, who IS up for Best Supporting Actor this year for Gladiator, assure the movie of an excellence in quality of acting. The story takes place in late 18th century France under the rule of dictator, Napolean Bonaparte. When his advisors inform him of the peddling of pornograp~y that is goin~ on his country s streets, he is infuriated and determined to silence the author of these crude works, the Marquis de Sade. The Marquis, on the other hand, has been confined to an asylum already for a few years before N apolean discovered his ways of corruption. He has secretly distributed his work through the chambermaid, Madefine; played by WInslet, by hiding his documents with his pick up of his daily linens. Now, the Abbey Cloutier of the asylum, portrayed by Phoenix, has hospitably catered to the Marquis for the entirety of his stay. He has always been aware of the Marquis' past hobby of writing his filth, but he has been ignorant of the Marquis' latest covert productions of his pornography. When Napoleon sends the renowned Corrder, a supreme corrections officer, played by Caine, to intercept the coalillOn of the Marquis and Madeline, Cloutier is distraught over "!" friends' betrayal. The MarqUIS went behind Cloutier's back SO he could distribute his work. This leaves the abbey with the regretful job of stril'ping. the Marquis of all of his writing utensils. Unknowingly to the residents of the asylum, when the Marq~lf:ts stripped of his ink and qui ,the asylum truly becomes a madhouse. Will the entire asylum start to snowb!", into destruction? Will saruty ever be restored again? , ~,,2001 THE R~GER PageS ..... History professor makes transition from Parkside to Princeton Ruyayeem Rashid . Parkside" says Rodriguez. Rodriguez was hired as a visiting assistant professor and was offered a tenure-track position, which he declined. Rodriguez chose Princeton because, . "it was a great opporturuty to work with some of the leading academics in [his] field and teach in the broad area of southwestern United States history." In addition to teaching classes, he plans to do research in the area of social movements and civil rights in both the southwest and among Mexican Americans on the Midwestern frontier. Jerry Greenfield, chair of the History department, said "I was happy for him - Princeton is one of the finest universities in the nation, so it was a great opportunity for Professor Rodriguez." Parkside interviewed Rodriguez in September 2000, and he joined the University in January 2001. He was hired to focus on the United States civil rights history and on the Mexican American history component in particular. The history department is currently looking for a replacement to fill the position left vacant by Rodriguez. "We returned to the search after Professor Rodriguez let us know that he had the Princeton offer. The search committee already has had candidates [and] ... We hope to have a positive response within a few weeks"said Greenfield. Rodriguez is a Mexican American who was born in Wisconsin, and settled in southeastern Wisconsin. He graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with a bachelor's degree in History. He received both his Master and Ph.D. degrees from Northwestern University. Rodriguez is presently attending law school at the University of WisconsinMadison, where he plans to graduate in 2001 with a Juris Doctorate. - Staff Reporter A t the end of the 2000- 01 school year, Marc Rodriguez , visiting assistantprofessor of History will be leaving Parkside and ;tar\ing his new job as ~ assistantprofessor In the History del'artment at Princeton Umverstty. "Everyone here at UWParksidehas been so helpful and supportive of me, and 1 willllllSS the entire staff and student population here at Do,you expect to graduate in May? Newspaper staff creates legacy for journalists continued stop by the office located in the lower level of Wyllie across from the Career Center. Meetings are informal and open to everyone. Bring food and a friend and stop by the office next Monday at noon. For more information, call the office at 595-2287 and ask for either Brenda Dunham or Sarah Olsen. from trained managers. "Parkside should be proud of their paper" says Graphic Designer Pete Forchette. "The conference has given The Ranger staff the ability to make this happen." Next year, qualified members of the staff will be able to travel to New Orleans for the National College Media Convention taking place October 25 - 28. "I think it is important for everyone to attend these conferences. They give invaluable experience and are a great opportunity to network with professionals in the field" says Olsen. Anyone interested in taking a part in shaping the future of the newspaper, either by writing or giving an opinion, is encouraged to ableto network with leading professionals in newspaper design. This conference has given the students of Parkside the opportunity to take part in some exciting changes. Not only will the readers benefit from improved writing and more interesting articles, future staff members will now haveleadership and guidance IF YOU THINK A NIGHT IN A FOXHOLE IS TOUGH, TRY A LIFETIME IN A CUBICLE. Very Involved at Parkside The U.S. Army offers 212 different career opportunities in fields ranging from medicine, construction and law enforcement to accounting, engineering and intelligence. You'll be trained. Then you'll use those skills from the first day on the job. It's a great way to start moving in the direction you want to go. V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Successful Transitioning for Student Organizations by Stephanie Sirovatka-Marshall, Student Activities Office Tuesday, March 20, 2001 3:00 p.m. Union 106 find One of 212 Ways to Be A Soldier at GOARMY.COM or call 1-80lJ-.USA-ARMY. contact your local recruiter. . AmI we'lIllelp you find wlIat's best for you. Sponsored by Stud611 Activities C'~ T ,,' ,~'W"'''', .. ,'''' ,r,,,,,' .' It, , .... ",,, 0' W,,,,,n_,,,' ".,,<le '''''''~,~ ,.,,'c"' r ~h"On' 'H I ", ,_,"nl ,,' Ih. 1'".",1 "" I, ," Co~h' [0" ,,,,,,,",, , Why I'm Fat Sarah Olsen Co-Editor-in-Chief M y boyfriend watches me as Iturn one way, smooth the spread of my hips in the mirror, twist around, examine the expanse of my hindself, then whirl to the front and let out an exasperated sigh. firm so fat!" Well, not fat, not really. That is to say, I'm not obese. "You're not fat!" he asserts, with a tone warning that he does not want to hear me run down the usual list of fatty assets. His anger is the typical response to my whining; it is typical of all men who hear a woman make this famous assertion. The answer is formulaic and expected. So, why do women say it if we know they are going to answer with the prescribed reply? Iam not attempting to make myself the center of attention, and Iam definitely not fishing for compliments. I am well aware that anyone skilled in basic manners is not going to tell me I'm fat to my face, even if they think I really am. It is not to fulfill my ego. I do not want you to tell me that I am skinny, nor do.I want you to tell me that I am perfect, because I'm not. Ibelieve that many men think a compliment is the motive behind our claim, that our egos are so pitiful they need to be stroked at least once an hour. I can not defend all women, but I can assure you that my ego is not as needy and pathetic as to actually announce to any person that I am grossly fat, in hopes of a reflexive compliment in return. Perhaps, as you read this, you are rolling your eyes, wondering at the audacity of someone who would complain about something so seerrungly trivial in comparison to a larger social issue such as world hunger. Let me assure you that this is not trivial to me or to most other typical women. I am constantly submerged in thin ima~es, slogans are sublimated With attacks on my selfesteem, and the forced competition to look better than the next woman is fierce. A large part of my life has been consumed with this incessant worry; in fact, a large portion of my day is devoted to mentally berating myself for my numerous bodily flaws. The path to finding the truth about why Ibelieve Iam fat is a difficult and treacherous one. It is wrought by media representations, distorted by self-perception, and clouded with painful memories. It seems an insurmountable task to explicate the pain that is invisible to society, the double-standard that is acceptable in everyday media, and the shame that is a constant source of confusion to me. You may not understand the pressure that a woman feels continuously harassing her throughout a typical day. As a woman, I am taught to be uneasy about my appearance. On any given_ morning, I wake up to hear an announcer on the radio touting the newest product on the diet market a miracle weight· loss pill. He explains the logic for using the miracle diet (thinner thighs, a flat, firm, stomach, a shapelier butt) and finishes with an acute observation - "If your diet hasn't worked for you yet, what makes you think it ever will?" The television is on as my usual morning routine is rehearsed. Cover Girl reminds me, the target audience, to use their concealer if Iwant to be an "ea.sy,,, h,reezy, beautiful cover girl, L oreal encourages me to beautify "Because I'm worth .it," and Maybelline whispers if Iwasn't born with it, at least they can help . ("Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline"). My breakfast is a healthy and nutritional shake, courtesy of Slim-Fast. While I thumb through a woman's magazine, an article leaps out of the page encouraging me to accept my body the way it is. Opposite the article is an ad picturing an impossibly skinny woman and a gorgeous man staring lovingly down at her. All this is bother me. Why indeed? Inthe grand scheme of the universe, my body weight is not important. It will not land me a good job, provide me with lots of money, or secure my personal _happiness - or will it? In my experience, beauty and figure are many times the inducement for all these things. Are women valuable to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition because they have a charming personality and a sharp sense of wit? Does the "fat girl" you personally know have dates every weekend and men who value her intellect over her appearance? How many times have you overheard a male telling his friends he would never go out with a certain girl because IIshe exceeds his maximum weight limit?" For women, the relationship between money ana appearance is undeniable. On weekends, I work as a cocktail waitress at a trendy nightclub. Jessica, my conservativelyclad co-worker, has been told if she Cartoonby TyroneA. Payton wants a bigger tip, she should show barely able to fit into Calvin more cleavage. Iwear uncomKlein's definition of an accept- fortably tight leather clothing, able size for the female body. and not much of it, and I get My fixation with fatness the tip she was denied. begins, but doesn't end here. It A new bartender started is cemented whenever Ilook in working at the bar. She has the mirror and see a woman blonde hair, blue eyes, and with thighs that don't have wears a size 5. "She's so hot" three inches of space between "She's my dream girl," "He'v, them, a stomach that lacks a what's that hot blonde chick's defined six-pack, and an ass name?" "I'm waiting for that that equals two of Kate Moss'. one - she can have my tip any The "ideal woman" is the one day!" pictured irr'Bowflex commer- Damn, why did she have to cials, the one cast for the start working here? She's getromantic lead in a movie, the ting all my tips . one who smiles from the All these reasons have ferglossy pages of a magazine. mented and infected my mind This IS the reason Iwork out - - the fear of being passed over not for health, not to increase by a love interest, of being the longevity of my life, and undervalued because Iam not not for personal enjoyment. It attractive physically, and of is to lose weight and look "bet- not being able to wear cute ter" in society's eyes. The loss clotJ:tes. because full-figure or gam of a few pounds is the fashion IS far from fashionable. impetus for elation or despair. Ihave been terrified into a rigAt -this point, you may be orous workout schedule, have wondering why Ilet all this learned to hate every sweetslurped down with my morning cup of coffee. Shopping in a department store is possibly the most grueling attack on my sense of well being. I am always ashamed to find that Iwear the largest size in the junior's department, and, that a size 13714 borders on being fullfigured. Calvin Klein does not make sizes beyond mine, a message that is not missed or misunderstood. Clearly, I am March 8, 2001 tasting morsel Ieat, and have adapted to fear the opinion of others. This is not a selfinduced fear. Ido not imagine these things; they are very real pervasive, and harmful. 1 feel as if Ihave no choice but to be obsessed with my body weight. If Iam not careful, all the terrible things that "fat girls" go through will Soon become my fate. I may seem vain in the sense that Iseem preoccupied with my physical appearance. Vanity, however, suggests a certain satisfaction with one's appearance, the belief that perfection has been achieved. r could not be any farther away from this in my mind. It is the rare occasion when Ihave looked in the mirror and have not had a ready insult na~ging at the edge of my conscience. If my claim is not for vanity, for a compliment, or for an expected answer, then it is for two entirely different purposes. On the most basic level, itis a weak plea for understanding, for empathy in its simplest form. Iwant someone to relate to my self-loathing, a person who knows what it is like to be unhappy with the reflection in the mirror. If you simply answer with "You're not fat," then Iknow you don't understand. Ask me to explain myself, let me sniffle on your shoulder as I explain my deficiencies, or tell me that you understand what it is like not to live up to a certain image. Explain to me that you know why I think I'm fat but that you don't agree. Secondly, I am pleading with you to stop buying into the mediated images of feminine perfection. I need you to realize that although the skinniest model may be attractive, so is the healthiest of "real" women. Allow yourself to appreciate the feminine body in it.s various forms, not just the Image that is repeated in every commercial, ad, and music video. Tell the woman in your life that you think she is beautiful to you, not because she has the thinnest, longest legs, not because her butt can fit in the palm of your hand, and not because her six-pack rivals that of your own. Tell her that she is perfect because she was made just they way you warited. M8ldl 8. 2001 THe Fl~ Remembering the Homeland The nostal/?ic memories take my breath away; Remembermg the great time spent back home' Gone are those days with the flashing of time;' Never to come back again; I wish, they leave the footprints behind; Thus refreshing my thoughts and mind; The love, care and affection of friends; Enriched the life with memorable events; Still, they are lively and fresh in mind; And appear as new as an ocean tide; Often, they make me struggle with my thoughts; Flattering and making their own huge place; I really long for those days to come back; Sure I am they will; When I'll go back to my homeland; By Poonamdeep Sandhu To My Parents In verse in rhyme these lines sublime; May reach my parents at home in good time; Oh my parents; Ur touch makes me feel so warm; I always want u close to me; U can help me to reach my destiny; I am lucky to have parents like u; U are loving and so much caring too; I pray to God that u may live long; And I keep listening to u like a sweet song; My life without u is meaningless; Like without a king we can't play chess; U are the ones whom I love the most; The status of parents is like a dignified post; I am proud to be ur daughter dear; It's u who understand me without reserve and fear; To have u as my parents; I feel so glad; All strength in me is given by u; U guide and teach me what to do; I am thankful to u for being so kind; So while doing my work I keep u in mind; The trust u have in me; I'll never let that trust to break; I can do anything; Oh my parents for ur sake; U do so much for us right now; There will be time when we will repay u; I promise that we will do our best; And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD OF U" By Poonamdeep Sandhu Save BIG on software from the·W'isCOI.u.zt.l.lll Integrated Software Catalog (WISC): M1crosoft Office 2000 Prem1um Ed1tlon (8 CD set) $30 M1crosoft Office 2001& FrontPage Bundle (Mac) $2B M1crosoft Windows 2000 Professional Upgrade $2B Microsoft Windows 98 2nd Ed1tlon Upgrade $2S Microsoft Windows M1llennlum Ed1t1on Upgrade $25 Microsoft V1sual Stud10 Pro 6.0 Bundle $2B Corel WordPerfect Office 2000 Standard Ed. $2B F1leMaker Pro Version 5 $48 Apple Mac OS 9 $35 For more info, technical support, and license details, see www.wisc.edu/wisc WIBC software 15 only avaHable to regl.stered students at UW-System schools and W1sconsln Technical Colleges. Career BOYS&GIRLSCWB in Caring The Boys & Girls Club of Kenosha has the following open employment positions: Program Dlreetor- Immediate. full time opening for person to develop programs for youth ages 6-17 in an educational and recreational setting. Supervisory skills, educational background and experience working with youth of diverse bac kgrounds are desired. Hours are basically Mon -Fri, 1-9 and every third Sat .• 9:30-4:30. Program Coordinator- Immediate. full time opening far person to oversee after school educational and recreatio,nal program. Hours are basically Mon -Fri 11-7. Volunteer Coordinator-10-15 hours a week to recruit, screen and monitor vo 1- unteers. Flexible hours. Physical Education Specialist- Part time position to develop physical and recreational activities for youth ages 6 -17. Hours are basically Mon -Fri (off one weekday). 2-8 and Sat. 9:30-4. Technology Speciallst- Part time position to develop and implement techno logy programs for youth ages 6-17. Hours are basically Mon-Fri (off one weekday). 2- 8 and Sat, 9:30-4. Arts Specialist- Part time position to develop and implement arts programs (fine arts. music, dance, writing, etc.) for youth ages 6 -17. Hours are basically Mon-Fri (off one weekday), 2-8 and Sat. 9:30-4. Program Assistants- Numerous positions open for a mature person to impl ement educational and recreational programs for youth at after school program. One b ilingual position open. Hours are basically Mon-Frt, 1-6:15. Apply In person or mail resume to 1607 65th Street or fax to 262-654'()323, attention, Aletra. DRINKS • MUSIC • DANCING UNDEUROUND SPORn BAR SE Wisconsin s Newest & Hottest Nightclub & Sports Bar THURSDAY S~BEER BUSTER ALL THE BEER YOU CAN DRINK LIVE DJ IIPITHCHERS 1146 Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI' 552-0830 March 8, 2801 "Portraits of Parks ide" Black & White Photo Contest The Admissions Office is holding a Black & White photo contest All UW·Parkside studenis are encouraged to participate, Create a theme for your entries or take candid snaps of the University community. Prizes ~illbe awarded for selected photos. Watch the Ranger News for more details. This is your chance to create your own "Portrall5 of P.rkslde: REMEMBER; Photos need to be in black & white; color photos nol accepted. For more information and details contact Sergio Corr .. in the Admi"io .. omee (Moln Oil) or call 595-2300. MaUda~ ( Catch the ~Evolu~wn·. pi()neeringAJil.an-America.n bi-femini$t music .eeaet as she challenges stereotypes,ln~es your senses and fills your soul "With her fire!!!BUildingbri~ between cceamumuee or all reeee, genders, backgrounds, and colors. Come burn witb her as ebe blazes III path straight into YOUT heart. :sP.lrlt.and soull Tuesday, March 27, 2001 Noon & 7:00 p.rn. Union Cinema Free Admission Sponsored by .Pctkl$ide Amart O~tion, Gay &. Lesbian OrganiMtion. Womytl's Center, Ofl'ke of Equity &.DM:rsH;y, and Student Activities. fIWCh 8, 2001 THe RI:NGeA - Intramural Volleyball Standings TEAM Wms StrikeIS The Avengers Monkeys FiTaBis Odd Style Shaken Not Stirred Results: February22 Monkeys defeat Strikers 15-10, 15-6, 15-13 Odd Style forfeited to FiTaBis Shaken Not Stirred forfeited to The Avengers Loses Pet. 4 4 3 2 1 1 1 1 2 3 4 4 .800 .800 .600 .600 .200 .200 March 1 The Avengers defeated FiTaBis Strikers defeated Odd Style Strikers defeated Shaken Not Stirred 15-6, 3-15, 15-4 15-6,4-15,17-15 16-14,15-5,15-6 158 151.5 115 NAIA National Wrestling Championships 4. Lindenwood University 114.5 7. Embry Riddle University (Az) 5. Montana St.-Northern 106.5 8. UW-Parkside 6. Cumberland College (Ky) 97.5 9.Mount St. Clare (Iowa) 10. Simon Frasier University 86.5 56 46.5 44.5 1.Southern Oregon 2.Missouri Valley College 3.Mary University (ND) Very Involved at Parkside V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Thriving in Chaos by Marcy Hufendick, Student Health and Counseling Monday, March 26, 2001 3:00 p.m. Union 106 {] sponsored by Srudent Activities WE'LL ERASE YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. Ifyou're stuck with a (federally insured) student loan that's not in default. the Army might pay it off. Ifyou qualify, we1l reduce your debtup to $65,000. Payment is either 1'3 of. the debt or $1.500 for each year of service, whichever is greater. You1l also have training in a choice of skills and enough self-assurance to last you the rest of your life. Get all the details from your Army Recruiter. 65t-1071 ARMY: BE ALL YOU CAN BE: www.goarm~com Ruyayeem Rashid Staff Reporter W hen the Information Technology Practice Center (ITPC) opened, the main purpose was to give computer science and MIS students handson experience with current technology. The second purpose was to give undergraduates students the opportunity to work on projects with the ITPC business partners. This lab was a joint project between the University and Snap-On Tools, SC Johnson Wax and Harley Davidson. The idea originated from Cory Mason, an alumni of Parkside, who is director of Information Services at Harley Division. Dirk Baldwin, Associate Professor of Information Systems, says, "I think the ITPC Jab is an important symbol of a strong partnership between Harley Division, Johnson Wax, Snap-on, and UW-Parkside. The relationship allows students to work with professors and IS professionals to develop problem solving, leadership, teamwork and design skills." He also went on to say, "The relationship also allows the students to use some of the latest equipment used in industry. I think it is an exciting opportunity for UW-Parkside that distinguishes us from many other universities. " When asked about the success of the lab, Professor Baldwin said, "I think this lab is very successful, but we are just starting." He also indicated that the long-term overall success of the lab is based on short-term goals, such as each individual project and semester, and long-term goals. "However, we have project goals each year and sub-goals each semester. At least along some dimensions we canmeasure our success by comparing progress to our project goals. On a longer-term basis, we will measure success through our relationships with the partners, the number of MIS and computer science students using the lab, the number of new MIS and computer science students in the program, and the placement of March 8, 2001 our students in full time jobs." This lab is different from a standard lab due to the fact it is only used, for special projects and contains software that is not available in other labs, such as Visual Studio, Oracle and Business Objects. Secondly, it is set up in more of a conference format so that students can work on projects ill teams. The main emphasis is partnership. For example, students enrolled in the Database Management Systems class can use the lab for extra credit projects. . Currently, mostly MIS students use this lab and an occasional computer science student who is working on a project with Professor Baldwin. One of the plans to improve the lab includes more The Information Technology Practice Center, sponsored by Harley Davidson, Snap.()n com put e r s , Tools, and Johnson Professionals, gives MIS and IS students hands-on experience. Information Technology Practice Center revi~i~ed installing a wireless local area Baldwu:, Students who have network (LAN), and installing used this lab have done wellin new IBM AS/400 midrange the Job market. Not only do ~omputer Also the business they possess some techilical departme;'t plans to create a skills that are difficult to larger lab by tearing down the obtain, they g.am valuable wall between MOLN 216 and teamwork, project mana~e218. m~nt,,, and communication According to Professor skills. 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Inc 01-179 HarassmentThreats, University Apartments, 3:47 p.m. A student reported two other students are threatening and harassing her. Residence Life staff will handle any discipline issues. Student does not want any further action taken at this time. 02127/01 mph in a 45 mph zone. Inc 01-182 Traffic Violation, Wood Road & Outer Loop Road, 11:41 p.m. A driver was cited for failure to stop at a stop sign. 03/01/01 Inc 01-183 Personal Property Theft, Ranger HalL 10:19 a.m. A student reported the theft of a watch which. had been left in a shower room. 02/25101 Inc, 01-174 Emergency Crlsls Intervention Ranger Hall, 7:20 p.m. Officer responded to a reported student who had been drinking and . mlght become suicidal. A UW-P counselor was contacted and officer along with a housing director, spoke at length with the student until the situation was no longer serious. Inc 01-176 Possession of Marijuana, Universi ty Apartments, 11:23 p.m. Officers checking on a marijuana complaint found the room. full of a smoke smell consistent with marijuana. One individual was issued a citation for possession of marijuana. 02/26/01 Inc 01-172 Security Alarm, Tallent Hall, Educator's Credi t Union, 10:59 a.m. Officer answering a motionalarm, checked the of f ice area but no-one was inside. Alarm was canceled and reset. Inc 01-180 'Traffic Violation, CTH E at CTH JR, 12:17 a.m. While on routine patrol, officer observed a vehicle in front of him which was displaying expired plates. Driver was cited for non-registration of vehicle. Plates had been expired for almost five months. Inc 01-184 Traffic Accident, Union parking lot, 4:46 p.m. One student's vehicle struck another student's vehicle. There were no injuries to the drivers. State accident report completed. Inc 01-185 Fire Alarm, Molinaro Hall, 4:59 p.m~ Officer responding to an alarm checked the area and found no smoke or fire. . Inc 01-1.77 Security Alarm, Wyllie Computer Support, 6:50 a.m. Officer responding to an alarm found it had been set off accidentally by an employee. Area was found to be clear. Inc 01-173 Animals, 900 Wood Road, .1 mile South of CTH A, 1:20 p.m. Officer found a dog behind the power plant with no ID tags. Humane officer was called and he took custody of the animal. Inc 01-181 Traffic Violation, CTH E, west of CTH JR, 6:25 p.m. A driver was cited for speeding 64 Inc 01-178 Violation, Loop at CTH Traffic Outer JR, 3:06 Saturday, March 10th 103.7 KISS FM Presents Milwaukee's Newest 80's and 90's Party Band! --Speedy Rhino-- Saturday, March 17th St. Patty's Day Party --E-l livin·· Saturday, March 24th ·-Total Chao,·· Very Involved at Parkside V.I.P. Leadership Series presents... Etiquette by Steve McLaughlin, Associate Vice ChanceUor for Student Affairs Saturday, March 31 st Milwaukee's #1 80s and 90s Party Band --Toy,·· Wednesday, March 28,2001 4 p.m. Union 207 Every Friday Night is the Area's Hottest Under 21 Dance Party! Doors Open at 7 p.m. .(lUI. ¥ 6501 Washington Ave. (Hwy. 20) Racine Sponsored by Student Activities .IIIDI 886-5 151 March 8, 2001 , eus flEDS FREE CLASSIFIEDSI , For a limited time only! The Ranger News will print your student classified ads free of charge. Forms are available at the newsstand in front of the library and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595-2287 for more information. Announcements Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center. 637-8323. • Chess Club meets on Tuesdays from 7pm-close in Library Lounge 2nd floor. Triple H Grange, LLC Organic Boarding, Horseback Private Lessons 'Boarding Sale! $175 per month. • Be inspired by nature. Come fide with us. 7417 - 7 Mile Road (262) 681-2964. www.rbcisfree.com Services Offered Paper Due? Ican help you! Ican: . *Type your paper "Proofread "Edit ~ "Organize your ides "Get it started "Get a better grade "Learn to write better Call 262-9664 and ask for Diane FREE TUTORING • Free tutoring is being offered by the sfudents from Student Technology Corporation. Tutoring n the following areas of computer related software is available: Microsoft Office, Using the Internet Effectively, E=mail and Creating Web Pages. Tutoring will be by appomtment. To schedule your appointment, call Bob or Cfuis at 595-2790. HELP WANTED ApartmentRenting.com • Free online college apartment search. Ranked #1 apartment site for college students. EARN CASH, De an ApartmentRenting.com campus representative. • Enjoy working with kids? Kenosha Unilied School· District's 21st Century Community Learning Centers are looking for Activity leaders, Instructors, & Tutors for paid after school hours. If interested, please call Gail Netzer 262-654- 6200 or 262-653-5923 • Do you enjoy working with children? Would you like to earn extra money? Apply now for a childcare position at NTC GreatLakes. Call 847-688-2110, Ext... 103 or apply online at www.ntcmwr.com • Looking for 'caregiver for 5- year old boy weekends, late afternoons, or early evenings. Flexible hours. Near Parkside. If you enjoy kids, please call. us. Judy and Tom Milner 925-9976. Summer Camp Counselors Wanted. • Friendly Pines Camp, in the coo] mountains of Prescott, AZ, is hiring staff for the 2001 season. May 27-July 29. Program offers horseback riding, water-skiing, rock climbing, fishing, crafts, sports, and more. Competitive salary. For app/info call 520/ 4'15-2128 or email us at info@friendlypines.com. Download an application at our website! www.friendlypines.com FOR SALE 1992 KATANA 600 GSX • Custom paint-job, piped and jetted. $2500 aBO. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785. 2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4 • Extended cab, third door, loaded metallic blue. Take over lease payments or buy out. Call (262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m. or page (262) 487-0785. 1987 Mazda 626 • V4 2.0 engine, Runs grt'at! New brakes. Asking $950 aBO. Call Ashi at (home) 551-7431 or (work) 595- 2705. 1991 Ford F-150 • Must Sell! $4,000 or best offer. Call 884-6812 and ask for Jeremy. 1988 Pontiac 6000 • Maroon four door, four cylinder, 103,000 mi, interior / exterior in good condition, runs greaf, new tires, exhaust, and alternator. Complete maintenance record Asking $1,500 aBO. Call 595-2974 and leave a message. VOLUNTEER AND INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES At the Career Center For further information, contact Michelle Wegt!er at 595- 2011 or Roseann Mason at 595-2606 or stop by the Career .C~nter, Wyllie 0173. Case Management Assistant at Vets Place - Southern Center • Assist Senior Case manager with intake interviews. • Assist new (formerly) homeless vets with program policies and procedures, • Schedule residents for group and individual counseling sessions. • Be a team member for case plan reviews. . • Assist in structured staffings for case plan changes, suspensions or discharges. • Act as program staff liaison to newsletter publishing committee. Public Information and Coordination Assistant at Vets Place - Southern Center • Assist Director and clinical staff including contracted professionals with the compilation, layout, printing, and distribution of quarterly newsletters and program brochures, • Collect and prepare articles regarding veterans and homelessness or other concerns, and assist resident to improve writing skills. • Assistin the coordination of agenCIes and .programs servmg the homefess populations in Racine County Assist the Homeless Ass~ tance. Coalition in arranging meetings, mali notices record notes of meelin~ and decisions and developa generic brochure to advance the mission of the coalition. Foster Family Licensing Studies • Conduct safety checks of homes. • Run records. • In terview prospective foster parents. • Write case notes. • Place foster children into licensed homes. Foster Parent Recruiterl Retention Specialist • Distribute material to public through employers, public service groups, community groups, etc. . • Present to pubic service organizations, and commuruty groups. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 31, issue 24, April 5, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 31, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Student Charged in break-in Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE A~NGEA April 12, 2001 INSIOE Page3 Allan awareness arrives al Parkside in April Fmnt Page continued Page4 Mia's Horoscopes Pages Liquid Crack: Running with the Bull Page 7 Suggested drink list for Nlimng end-of-semester stress Page8 New Parkside club N<Ognizes community importance Page 12 This too shall poss Page 13 Sports Editor of the Week: Sarah Olsen University of Wisconsin-Parkside Parkside student charged in break-in Zach Robertson Sports Page Editor University of WisconsinParkside student Clarence M. Easterling was charged last Friday witfi beating a custodian and robbery. According to the Kenosha News Easterling, 22, was arrested for allegedly stealing pizzas from a gas station in Ifie early morning hours of April 4. While Easterlin15 was m jail police found evidence linkin!,l him to the attack of the custodian. Easterling is accused of wearing a mask like the one in the movie "Scream'" du.ring the attack on the custodian and allegedly trying to break into an Automated Teller Machine in the Student Union. If convicted Easterling could face up to 77 years in prison and $60,000 in fines. Dean of Students Steve McLaughlin said that there is going to be a student discipli- nary hearing al the University when the police reports are fin- ished. Easterling could face sus- pension or expulsion. A suspen- sion would mean that he would not be admitted into the Univ_ersity for 2 years. An expul- s10n would be for an indefirute amount of lime. The student would have to appeal in order to return to the University. According to the Kenosha News, campus police found the ATM broken into on the morn- ing of April 2. The custodian was found shortly alter in a restroom with his feet bound and arms tied behind his back with black plastic straps. The custodian told police that he was cleaning when two people wearing "Scream• maslcs entered and put a gun to his head. The two men ordered him to get on the floor and told him that if he wasn't quiet, they would kill him. An officer received an anonymous tip that Easterling might have been involved. A roommate showed the police a bag that Easterling had given him. The officers found a "Screrun" mask and black plastic tics. The custodian, who has asked to remain anonymous, was taken to a nearby hospital, where he received stitches in his ear and was released. Although the food service workers were shook up by the incident, they have remained calm throughout the investigaA mHk almilar to this one was wom during the April 4th break-in at Parllaide. tion. "lhe workers were obvi• ously concemed," said Paul Ehlers Director of Dining Services. "Many of our employees have worked for us for qwte a few years, and these thinl;jS just don't happen at Parkside. According to Ehlers the campus police have been escorting worl<ers into the building. Talking Color retreat rewarding experience Sanchez added that he enjoyed, "being free to talk openly about what we didn't understand." Sandy Struebing, a non-tradi- tional student commented, "I liked the fact that l got to know my classmates on a more personal level." issues. However, the retreat gave me that opportunity. I feel ihat there should be more opportunities for discussion am~ classmates about these issues said Liz Jordan, a UW-P sophomore. ____ Ju_lie Thompson __ During the Ja,,i weekend in March, several UW-P students and faculty members converged al Riverbend Nature Center to discuss issues related to race, and lo hopefully learn more about their fellow UW-P students. The second annual Talking OJ/or Retreat was orgaru7.ed by Eng- lish Department Senior Lecturer, Chris Christie and UW-P seruor and PSGA Ptesident, Joseph Rucker with help from Christie's Ethnic Studies 290/490 students. Although some retreat attendees arrived with feelings of anxiety about being filmed while others arrived with questions about race., Chris Christie's biggest concern was that the group would be too timid to dlscuss such powerful issues. But when all was said and done, the overall reaction to the weekend's events was positive. 'The retreat was a welcome forum to interact with people of other ethnic h,,ckgrounds said UW-P senior, Ray Sanchez. "I learned a lot. We each had a totally different outlook. I learned that people of different racial grour,s often misinterpret each other· said UW-P freshman, Prisilla Canada. "As a commuter I don't often get the chance to talk to my classmates about social issues and other important . Frida{ night's a~a. consisted o eacli participant introducing him or herselI, followed by a getting-to-kr!Ow-you exer- ose, led by Curtis Bickham from the Advising Center. Afterwards, everyone enjoyed making their own piu.as and Contlnu«I on ,,,,,. 3 April 12, 2001 Page2 Aprlf 10 April 19 • Friends of the Library presents: "Political Construction of Asian American Identity" w/author Leny Mendoza Strobel, 7 p.m., Owrlou._ Loung~ (5E!C• ond floor of UW-Parkside Library), free April 11 • Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Communication Arts D118, free • lnfoBrcaks: Introduction to Netscape email (Tom Peischl), free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie O!50D Aprll 12 • lnfo8reaks: CBT (Smartforce Computer Based Training) w /Pat Eaton, free, 2:15 to 3 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D April 12-15 • Foreigr, Film: "Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl," China, subtitled, film shown: Thur./ fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater; admission by season pass. April 17 • lnfoBreaks: Remote Access w /Sandy Ouveneck. free, 9:45 to 10:30 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150O April 18 • Noon Concert Student Recital, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • lnfoBreaks: Web of Science w /Cindy Bryan, free, 2 to 2:45 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D Co--Edltors-in.Chitf Reporters Cartoonists • lnfoBreaks: Introduction to Scannin_g Graphics w /Don Lintner; free, 2:15 to 3 p.m., Ir,structional Tech Center, wyllie D150O Apr/120 • Noon Concert Brass Ensemble, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Second Annual Conference on Teaching & Leaming, 3 to 8 p.m., location to be announced. • Special event: New Student Orientation Day for fall 2001, open to campus and community April 20-21 • Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.O." Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets: $10 adults; S7 students/seniors; group rates available. Call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564. April 21 • Special event: RangerFest 2001, campus-wide program, all UW-Parkside organizations will participate w /interactive booths, 10 a.m. lo 2 p.m., liee. Sports and Activity Center Hours: Thursday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday: 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday: noon to 6 p.m. Sunday: 3 to 9 p.m. Monday through Wednesday: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. The UW-Parkside pool is closed for renovation. Brenda Dunham T~nePayttm James Berry S.rah Olsen na Coady DavidGehmg GinaCiardo Sheree Homer Copy Editor Mel;s,a Stepru,,,son l'hol~hy Dlttcton Melissa 51<,phenson Zach Rob<,rtson e/frey Alley BcnSdunwll Kory Holm DanFral<e Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop ~ RiayeemRaslud Des1:i and Ulyout M~nagtr dela Lazano BusinetS Manager and participate as the meetings are open to • I eter Jason Forchette MiJan.ka Sulejic Dan White those at Parkside. '<I'. Opinion Page Co-Edito,. $~~tor Ad...tiemg Manager Wy/1/e D-139C • Chri,,tule Agaiby TyronePa~ .,.. phone: (262) 595-2287 MeUssaSttp SJ>0115c!fv fax: (262) 595-2295 Ranger Advi,or Dena y Dave Buchanan April 12, 2001 Page3 Asian awareness arrives at Parkside in April TYfOM A Payton Opinion Page Co-Editor Tie Parkside Asian Organization (PAO) represents a mall fraction of Parkside's student population, but they have big plans for the Uni• versity ana the rest of the month. Its members have been planning the whole year to get the chance to sponsor their club and their Asian ethnicity this April, which is Asian Awareness month here at Parkside. Most of the planned events are still left for the end of this month, but students may have already caught a glimpse of Asian culture when a vendor shop was set up in Upper Main Place from Tuesday, April 3 to Thursday, April 5. The vendor shop was decorated with numerous items including cell phone cases, eyeglass pouches, pillow cases, bool< bags, colorful stuffed snake, turtle, and lizanl ornaments, and numerous other sacks, satchels, packs, and pUr'..CS. For those three days, PAO representatives manned the vendor booth, as they sold over $500 in native goods that were manufactured m Thailand by Laotian workers, acco~ to PAO president Ymg Vang. t;'.ach of these products were 1,cautifully adorned as many of the pouches and bags were garnished with "pansdaos, an Asian form of embroidery," said Pakou Vang, one of Parkside's new student senators in the Parkside Student Government Association. On Wednesday, the booth operators gave a surprise as many dressed up in Hmong clothes. Pakou said these clothes "basically consist of a shirt, a _blouse, some jewelry, and_ c~m bags of Laotian design. The vendor shop is just the beginning of more upconung events. On Thursday, April 19th, an Asian comedy troop called Stir Talking Color continued munching on homemade brownies and cookies. Bickham came equipped with plastic cups and multi-colored oeads. Each f>articipant was asked to place the appropriate colored bead into a plastic cup depending on the partic• 1pant's answer. For example, if the participant's physician is white, he or she placed a white bead in their cup. If the partici· pant's physician is Asian, he or she placed a tan bead in their cup. At the end of the exercise, all participants examined their beads to determine if the participant Includes pwple of d iver.;¢ l>~unds into their lives. The Theatre of Empower• ment, led by Communication Department Professor, Jonathan Shailor, ended the evening with students re-enacting events from their past that involved racial discrimination. It was a painful, eye-opening experi• encc for most. -When we were forced to act out, or see someone else act out the 1'31'1 of a bigot, although it was hard to do and see, it was necessary so we could see issues from the black view• point" Struebing stated. Rucker added, "Jonathan Shailor was very inspiring, and (he) create<! an unusually relaxed atm06phere given the fact that we were dealing with Friday Night will be doing a one hour performance in the Union Cinema starting at 1:00 p.m. courtesy of Claudia Mosley of the Office of MultiCultural Affairs. Their main purpose of their comedy is to use humor to address Asian stereotypes," said M06ley. some senously strong topic,,," Sanchez's favorite activity •·was when we were all instruct~ ed to strike a pose that defined how we felt about something. The rest of us would try to determine what the subject was trying to convey, which helped give us an insight we dian't fiave, but it also gave us, as su~ jects, an insight into how others perceived us." Unfortunately, although Rucker and Christie made numerous attempts to attract students, the number of partici• pants was low. "I was let down and so was Chris Christie. This type of retreat is critical. It opens up a whole new avenue ol Jeamm17, and is a powedul ex~riencc,' stated Rucker. Also, Friday, April 20th, the PAO will be sponsoring a dance in the Union Square from 9:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. On Monday, April 23rd, there will al.so be a social located in the Den from 12:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., but the month isn't done yet An Asian ethnic dancer, SeulGhcz'.:s reaction to the low turnout was similar, '1he group was small, and some of us were less represented than others as far as numbers went, but the messages were clear, and we proved that the silence could be broken. I'd really like to see this kind of retreat become more well established, a venue that allows barriers to be crossed even briefly." Yet, despite low turnout, Christie wasn' t deterred as she carried out a final exercise. She instructed participants to divide according to race and then to prepare a list of questions that each wanted to ask the other race, an exercise she called, "fishbowl". While some quc."Stions were clightly arous~ ing, most were thought provokPeggy Myo-Young Choy, is scheduled to enlighten a crowd in the Union Square on April 26th. This event will begin at 1:00 p.m. and is sponsored b{. the Office of Stt1dent Multi-Cu • tural Affairs, respectfully from Carmen Ireland. The PAO has big plans for this month, but these events aren't the only bright thing about this club. Pakou is not the only PAO member in tl>P !'!,(;A. Newly elected senator, Peng Her, was awarded a seat beside his fellow PAO member. Also, Ying will be graduatini; this May with her major in cruninal justice, and another _graduate, PAO secretary, lien Chau, will be getting her second bachelor's degree in political science with a legal studies concentration to add to her bachelor's degree in French, "Vhen asked about what the PAO taught her most, Ying said, "It has helped me to be more o~ while still Jetting me talce a part in my ethnicity." O,.,u also rccolleded on how exciting it was to spend her fall graduation semester as an int'?tn fnr 1 Jnitro States Senator for WISCOnsin, Russ Feingold, as she worked for immigration services as a caseworker along with constituency. The PAO representatives and the Office of Student Multi-Cul· tural Affairs has all of these events coming up in. this mon!h to display the diversity of the Asian culture. There are many p061ers hanging up in the uruversity hallways, and to find out more about cultural happenings at Parkside, visit tne Office-of Student Multi-Cultural Affairs locan?d in Wyllie Hall next door to the Parkside Activities Resource Center. ing. For c-,x;implP, one student asked, 'Would any of you trade f>laces and become black for one <lay?" Although the initial response was ·•yes," it quickly change to "no" after the student changed the ?uestion to, "What if you couldn t go back to being white?" A question U,at caused white students to stumble and to contemplate was, "How does it kcl to be white?" When asked what her overall response to the retreat was, Christie's said,· Attendance was somewhat low. I'm disappointed that we didn't have more e thnic diversity," Although attendance was low, most atten· dees were grateful for the experience, and beyond a doubt, they left with a greater understanding of each other. Page4 S ent Nurses ... Here's the place for shiny, happy futures! Nurse Tuch OPEN HOUSE Thursday, April 19th 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM in the Sturtevant Room accross from Human Resources St. Mary's Medical Center 3801 Spring Street, Racine, Wisconsin Lt.am about our exciting Nurse Tteh Program and finil a great home for yoor career! If yoo are at least in your 1st year of clinicals, you can earn $10 an hour, AND rtetive valuable hands-on experiena. •Get information on career opportunities • Apply for our Nurse Ttch Program •Interact with Department Managers •We offer flexible hours that fit your schedule • Enter to win a new Stethoscope! Enjoy complimentary hors d'oeuvres Call (262) 687-4577 to RSVP before April 13th, 2001 April 12, 2001 Mia's Horoscopes ___ M_ l_lanka Sulojlc __ _ Staff Reporter Capricorn December 22- )anuary 19 Capricorn th rives in the era of the specialist. Your comer of the universe is hot property and you know it better than anyone. When chOOGing com~ petent support stall, you get first pick. Aquarius January 20-February 18 Making excuses is a cheap form of creativity. People are more impressed by something that will last for ages. Take your skills out of the closet and prove to you rself what you can do with them. Pisces February 19- March 20 A staJJed vehicle slips into gear and roars into action. Your dark days arc over. Open the curtains and look out upon the world that awa its you. Throw yourself passionately at the next attractive opportunity. Libra September 23-0ctobcr 22 An ideal rises above its material accessories. The game is more than the pieces that you move around the board. Ask others to determine who else might be sharing your dream. Scorpio October 23-Novcmber 2.1 The Scorpio moon dominates the week with you as its favorite. Some will see you in all your magic, while others only perceive the mischief that it causes. Those who sense your overwhelming love are quick to forgive. Sagittarius November 22-December 21 The first try serves as a map of the landscape that you currently inhabit. Everyone still has a different idea of what is happening. Your next attempt should introduce style and meaning to those who know you better. Aries March 21-April 19 An easy target is likely to shatter on impact. It's best to swaJJow your anger, although you're the one who might get hurt. II you can't be nice to othc-rs.. at least trP.at you!'5ielf like royalty. Taurus April 20-Mary 20 You enjoy being a part of a scene that may not be altogether good for you. If trouble leaves you unscathed, don't invite it back for another round. Under the Scorpio moon, Taurus stands on precarious grounds. Gemini May 21-June 21 Your impulse to be alone might cheat you out of observational knowledge. This dance is open to the public. Watch your opponent's footwork, even if they don't slip, you can still learn something. Cancer June 22-July 22 The Scorpio moon casts you in a bright, outgoing light. You're playful and articulate for much of this week. Neighborhood business associates sec a different, more fun side of your personality. Leo July 2~August 22 CO undercover. Your t:\!S-" pects act naturally when they're oblivious to the outsider in their midst. The most comfortable way to maintain• fa~ade is to have at least one person to whom you can open your heart. Virgo August 23-September 22 Feel free to wonder about things that you don't fully understand. An open n,iJ1d helps you pass many rich hours. The Scorpio moon has a p owerful lesson to teach you. LISTEN UPI April 12, 2001 Opinion Page Liquid Crack: The Running of the Bull Tyrone A Payton Opinion Page Co-Editor 36 hours of overstressed nerves nearly shattered me past my reality 6reaking point two weeks ago ti •II ~n during my usual Friday night late shift at good ol' Brcwmasters Pub on the south side. It seemed that the majority of the staff was getting into this new Red Bull cnergy ilrink. You may have seen the com- mercials w,th its clever cartoon illustrations and clipping catch phrase, "Red Bull gives you wii- ,ngs!" Well, it seems from wordof-mouth, my Brcwmasters facility has found a new adrenaline zapped resource to keep them catapulted into a state of readiness, because the Red Bull epidemic spread fast. That Fnday, two weeks ago, was the day Red Bull eradicated my physical and mental health for the entire nij;ht spanning into the next evening. Around 7 p.m., 1 chugged the cylindrical Junkie drinlcand waited to see if my patience would be rewarded. Unbeknownst to me, Red Bull was about to take me on a day and a half of pure roller coaster insanity. This silver and blue can dispenses a shade of tan liquid that is similar to a real bull's hide. This liquid tastes like smashed Skittles, but unfortunately is over• powered in its .after taste by the carbonic acid. It states on the can that this elixir will increase endurance and reaction speed, but is not intended for the caffeine sensitive. lhat was the catch live. After alL like most college students, I enjoy the regular cup of coffee. Well, Red Bull is a far shot from your ordinary coffee. Heck, I'd consider ii a galaxy away from a simple espresso shot. This liquid crack kept me ' up forever. 1 call it liquid crack, because of its unfortunate side effects. My hypersensitivity to caffeine was evoked by this strange concoction. I fowtd myselI completing homework that was due wecl<s away from this tl.me of ron~umpliun and cleaning my room more thoroughly than a French maid. When Saturday came around and I was scheduled to do another late shift, though I came off my high as if 1 plummeted from a mountain summit ,&", for me. Before now, I ~ never considered ,,_,~ ~ 11 8 V RNS :J"' w , "!!" ! 1 never felt my body fall into such a lethar}\ic state as I was in that Sat• urday. All! cared about was slamming my head down on my pillow and catching some well deservea Z's. My brain told me to shut my eyes, myself caffeine sensi- L---------------' Page5 but they felt as if they were sta- pled to the back of my head. I had no control over my functions. 11 was as if my blood- alcohol content was doubled and l was in a dysfunctional stupor. App.,rcntly this withdrawal i:, sinilltu· to tne ,,•ithdra\Val of a cocaine fix after its rejection from the system after an exposed time. No, rm not on drugs, a server at my work just harpened to know this insight• fu 'knowledge. Well, if you dare to experience my private hell, than be my si!esl, I just hope_you don't go off the deep ena like me. Oh, hey, you can even take your choice between your body's destroyer now. It appears that Sobe has e,•en started their own juice junkie fix called Sobe Adienaline Rush with its patented ti2ards in the S-shape. Ifs your choice, the lizard or the bull. P A12.ll.6ID6.. 6 TUDb.NT Cb.NTb.R.. 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",t \f,.,"uf•ol" "" ~q\ 1 April 12, 2001 EHTAAI EHTAAI The Ranger will be appearing for Ranger Fest April 21st, Noon - 4 p.m. • Come find out what we have been up to this year and what we plan to do next year. • Have your story ideas heard. • Talk to us about how you can contribute. Position avai lc1bl1• .is oi August 1st! Position avai I able as of May 14th! Student Employment Opportunity Available Womyn's Center Coordinators • Coordinate resources and programs for women • Wage: $7 per hour • Excellent opportunity to gain and Improve leadership skills • Minimum of 10 hours per week (can be combined with a Student Activities Assistant position to provide more hou~) Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209, RangerCard/lnformation Services or at the Career Services Offices. Apply Today! Union 209 < ~,,,,.,.,,, ,,+ ""'" ,,. ''" r_,.1.,.,1,. ,,..,,.;,Ir•,...,,.,,., '"' D,>l•t>!' '- "11h °"''' ,.,I n,~-.1• ri,•~••·, , .,,),o, I 1t..- f>J,i,,1.Jt• V u.-lr"! C",~,t,•f t,·,, ,,,,;~•.,~,., ,·1t,t• ~•l',-1 l~~ PAR.~.:>IDb.. 6 TUDb..NT Cb..NTb..12. Student Employment Opportunity Available Summer Orientation Assistant • Coordinate Ot'ientation registrations and other tasks associated wrth New Gtudenl Orlentauo, 1 • Wage: $7 per hour • Must be enrolled as a student ln Fall 2001 • Minimum of 20 hours per wook (can be combined wich a Stvdent Activities Asslslant PQ$ttion 10 provide more l'laor$} Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209 ' RangerCard/lnformation Services or at the ,'a"·· Career Services Offices. LJ11io11 .'i i" ._, .......... l " ' ~"' u1»tn,.f>,1,l,,id,• j><uvi.tn _,,.,;, ,., "" I"'! " "'" " tf, 'I", ,.,I f>lf•h ~ """'·"' II,_. P.ut.,i,IP ~lud<-t,I (" ffil<'I j,., .,,,,_!Jn, , •. U l, ! , ; ,, ,- ' , j -, Apr1112, 2001 Page7 Suggested drink list for relieving end-of-semester stress Recipes taken from the Digital Bartender website Comfortable Fuck Buddy A favorite with late-night study buddies. Ingredients: Southern Comfort, Peach Schnapps, 7-up, Sweet and Sour Instructions: Tall drink glass take ingredients as listed and pour into glass in equal parts. start as such 1/4 southern comfort, 1/4 peach schnapps, 1/4 7- up, and top off with 1/4 sweet and sour and enjoy! Contributed By: Space Ace Dirty Girl Scout Dedicated to aJI the secretly naughty good girls out there. Ingredients: 1 oz Kahlua 1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 tsp Creme de Menthe Instructions: Combine all the ingredients and mix. Pour into a glass filled with ice. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Frozen Cappuccino For the ivy-league college student. Ingredients: 1/2 oz Irish Cream 1 /2 oz Coffee Liqueur 1/2 oz Hazelnut Uqueur 1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream 1/ oz Light Cream 1/2 cup Ice Instructions: B_Jend until smooth. Sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top and add a cinnamon stick for a stirrer. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Liquid Cocaine A favorite with The Ranger News editors and anyone else under too much pressure. Ingredients: 2 sbots Southern Comfort 2 shots Amaretto Splash of Grenadine Orange Juice Instructions: In an 8 oz glass, add Southern Comfort and Amaretto. Fill with Orange Juice. Top with Grenadine. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Three Legged Monkey What you wi.l walk like after you drink a few of these. Ingredients: 1 oz Crown Royal 1 oz Amaretto 1 oz Pineapple juice Instructions: Shake and stiain, into rocks glass. Contributed By: The Digital Bartender Toasted Blow Job Need we say more? Ingredients: Kailua Ammoretta Milk Ice Instructions: Mix, Shake, Serve Contributed By: Corey Hair on your balls Grow some. Ingredients: 1 oz Tequila 1 oz Jack Daniels 2 oz Orange Juice Instructions: Mix the shit up and drink. Contributed By: Amanda Brain Hemorrhage Save this one for after your last final. Ingredients: Peach Schnapps Bailies Touch of Grenadine Instructions: Get a shot glass pour 2 3rds Peach Schnapps, pour bailies onto the top of a spoon so' as it sits on top of the schnapps and then a drop of grcnaame "remember just a drop of Grenadine", Contributed By: Gaz C Cumstain A toast to every couch in the dorms with !hat strange smell always lingering around it Ingredients: goldschlager white creme de cacao malibu milk Instructions: mix liquor in shot glass put a few drops of milk in the shot Contributed By: avilee smith G- Spot Here's one any man could find. Ingredients: 1/2 oz Grand Mamier 1 oz. Stole Oranj Splash Triple Sec Splash Orange juice Splash Sprite Instructions: Shake Grandma, ,•odka, triple sec and OJ, after shaken add a splash of Sprite and strain into shot glass. Enjoy! Contributed By: AtlBartenderPia Dr. Feelgood A toast for that one creepy professor. Ingr~di1:,,~. Bacardi 151 Dr. Pepper Ice Powered Sugar Cherry Instructions: Put the ice in the glass, pour 2-3 shots of 151 on the ice. Fill the rest of \\lass with Dr. Pepper. Top drink with sugar and drop in the cherry. Contributed By: The Choads Dirty Monkey What can be found in sweaty gym shorts at the Sports and Activity Center. Ingredients: 1 oz. Banana Liqour 1 oz. Kahlua Dash of pure Vanilla Extract Top of with Half and Half Instructions: Add all the above ingredients in a shaker and serve on the rocks Contributed By: Neil Thomas (Harbor S Screaming Nazi You know you've had a few of these for teachers - take a shot for every one. Ingredients: 1 oz Jaegermeister t oz Peppermint Schnapps Instructions: Combine and drink. Good if chased with milk. Contributed By: Andreaounds Nightclub -Solomons P98 New Parkside club recognizes community importance _Courtney Chr1stllns.n _ _ StaflR_,.... Anew club started this semester at Parkside • called Students in Action (SIA). During the week of March 26th•30tfi they advertised their club in Wyllie Hall, where they had a raffle for books, Jamaican dolls and a Parkside I-shirt. They also gave away several free journals titled "Through Others' Eyes," which contained papers written by Parkside students. The journal was sponsored by SIA and PSGA president of SIA and a sophomore English major. One of the goals of SlA is to help the community around Parkside. They expressed an interest in working on more projects with the Parkside Communi'}'. Outreach Club (PCOC). I'm interested in becoming more involved here on campus, said Jesse Bennett, Vice President of SIA and junior Business major. Another soal is to get students more mvolved oy pub- lishing their papers in their l ·ournals. They also would ike to see more students recognized for academic achievement by having an academic awards ceremony at the end of the school year. sit. "We just want to get involved in the community to see growth and chan_ge. That's our motive for getting involved, " said Ishihara. SIA has recently done a blanket drive for newborns in Kenosha Hospitals and a book drive.Members of SIA attended a Student Awards Banquet on April 5th, where they were recognized as one of several new clubs at Parkside. On April 7th, SIA partici· pated in Huni;er Cleanup, a volunteer pro1ect that helps solve the problems of hunger and homelessness, with otlier clubs and student volunteers from Parkside. April 12, 2001 ·----------------------~ I I :aowl 2 Games! Get1 FREE EXPIRES 5/4/2001 I I I I I I I I .. Coupon must be presented at time of : service. Not valid with any other 1 discounts or offers. Prices may vary. 1 All offers subject to lane availability. 1 ·----------------------· Quote of the Week A J'rofessor at Parkside slarte the idea for SIA. "She got her class to do work in the community by teaching the importance of community. 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Chicago We Took A Little From The Best Clubs InAmericaTo BringYou s 0 s C L u B The Dance Club Kenosha's Been Waiting For 4626 Sheridan Rd. 654-9196 Page 12 "fl'!12,llllt - This too shall pass Advocates Help Sexual Assault Victims Missie Stephenson --Opinion Page Co-Editor Are you willing to take 24 hours out of your month to help those in need? Put your spare hours to good use by becoming a sexual assault health advocate. Advocates go through train- ing to become more eaucated about sexual assault. There are five 3-hour training sessions required to be an advocate. In these sessions, volunteers are taught how to help assault victims, their families and friends. Future advocates learn the emotions behind assault, what the victim is feeling, the procedures they will go through in the examination room, and some of the legal procedures the family can follow to prosecute the offender. When an advocate is called, they go to the hospital after someone has been raped, molested, or sexually assaulted and act as an advocate". Advocates help family mem- bers cope with what their loved one is going through and explain to tfiem what Ifie vic- tim will be going through when at the hospital. Advocates also help explain to family members fhe emotions they and the victim may feel, and that what they are feeling is normal. Having an advocate at the hospital tielps the victim and their family to feel that they are not alone. Advocates are there for support, to answer questions on the procedures the victim goes through, and help them learn to cope. One example would be that many victims recoil when touched by fa.mlly members after being assaulted. Advocates are there to explain to them that this is a normal reaction and is not because of anything they did. When on call, advocates have a phone with them for a 12-hour period. Shifts range from morning, night or all day. They are allowed to sleep during the 12 hours. The requirement is just to be able to drop everything and get to where they are needed. There are monthly meetings to catch up and refresh on what is happening. April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. There will be a peace walk on April 29th, details are still in the making on where it will be held. There will be bands, a Walk for Peace and speakers. To find out more, visit the Womyn's Center on campus. You may also call Moira Kalichman at 399-0625 and le.ive a message. If you or anyone you know has been assaulted and wants help, or just wants to talk, call the assault hotline at 637-7233. i"he one -th,n9 B<>.-f vv,o,v-'s- u+: 1;;y be\\ dc,e5vi't do ; 14 ee r' 1-\; s f0"+5 vf'. Cartoon by Jim lllny } I want my MTV Win a studio tour and trip for two to NewYork City courtesy of Time Warner Cable $ Give me money - that's what I want Say hello to the KISS-FM DJ and make a mad dash for cash in the KISS~FM Ka$h Kube A Keep your eyes on the prize Enter to win tickets to HarborFest, gift certificates from area businesses, and much more ' f !f: (,I . _ . There's a party going on right here Get 1n the sp1nt, celebrate all UW-Parkside has to offer and share it with new students Saturday April 21, noon to 4 pill Ranger Fest 2001 ,April 12, 2001 THE: RANGeR Men's baseball red hot - Dena Coady Sports Page Report..- The men's baseball team on Saturday, March 31, swept Missouri-St. Louis at home. The Rangers first game against Missouri was a 5-0 victory. The Rangers accounted for 11 hits. First baseman Ryan Thiede had two hits, as did designator hitter Michael Elliot and short stop Mark Prina. Last year's second team All GLVC-Honors pitcher Ri ley Gostisha gave up only four hits. Elliot came away with two RBI's. Right fielder Erik Kraemer also had two RBI's. In the second game against Missouri, the Rangers ran awav with a 6-1 win. Rangers had 'seven hits, as opposed to Missouri's three hits. Left fielder David Devey had three hits and three RBI's. Three Rangers were hit by a pitch, Ryan Thiede, Brian Rehm, and Mark Prina. Pitcher Scott Dreyer gave up only three hits, and pitcher Steve Kargus gave up no hits. On Sunday, April 1, the Ransers swept Quincy University. In the first game the Rangers knocked down four hits, two of the hits came from center fielder Jason Morgan. Left fielder Erik Kraemer and second baseman Brian Rehm had an RBI each. Catcher Frank Gagliardi was hit by a pitch. Pitcher Aaron Taylor gave up the five hits by Quincy and he gave up one run. Pitcher Micfiael Elliot gave up no runs or hits. The Rangers did pull away with a 3-1 win. 1n the second game against Quincy, the Rangers came away with 10 hits. Three of the hits were from left fielder Erik Kraemer. Right fielder David Devey had two RBl's. The Rangers pitchers Walter Vojacek and Matt Sattersten each combined for a perfect game, with the exception of the two runs in the second inning. The Rangers won 6·2. According to coach Sal Bando Jr. six of the !'itchers Riley Gostisha, Scott Dreyer, Aaron Taylor, Matt Sattersten, Michael Ellis, and Walter Vojacek played hard over the weekend. "Michael Ellis is a valuable weapon out of the bull pen for us," said Bando. Walter Vojacek, who is coming back from surgery, coach Bando said, -Walter played five innings over the week• end." Coach Bando went on to say that the pitching was outstanding and that tlie top four pitchers gave them chances to win. As far as a team, "There was good pitching and the defense was exceptional. We only gave up two errors in lour games." Junior /itcher Walter Vojacek sai , "Best weekend we had all year. All three aspects were working pitchini;, hitting, and defense." Voiacek also stated that his arm felt good to play and that he played five innings without any soreness. Next up for the Rangers is Northern Kentucky Uruversity at home, tomorrow at noon. Also Saturday, April 14, at noon. Let's hope those Rangers continue to stay red hot. Baseball Page 13 UW-P softball sweeps Bellannine and Kentucky Wesleyen Dena Coady SportaR__, UW-P softball squad topped Bellarmine, 2-1 and 7-2 on Saturday, March 31. UW-P also outlasted Kentucky Wesleyen on Sunday. April 1, 2-1 and 3-2 A steal from third base to home plate won the game on Sunday. The softball team traveled to St. Francis on Wednesday, April 4. They did return home for games on Saturday, April 7, and Sunday April 8. Saturday's game was against St. Joseph's. Sunday's game was against IUPU-Fort Wayne. Ranger track teams fair well in Wheaton Invitational Dena Coady SportsRaponor• On Saturday, March 31, the men's and women's track teams took part in the Wheaton Invitational. The UW-P men finished sixth place out of 19 teams participating. The women's team was 12th out of 17 teams participating. Winners for UW-P were Josh Slaml<a in the 400 meter; Bob Sikorski in the high jump; Jason Meekma in the 1,500 meter; and Erin Enright in the 3,000 meter. The winning streak for the UW-Parkside Ranger baseball team stands at 7 after the team swept Lewis, 3-2 and 5-3 at Oberbrunner Field last Wednesday. The first game counted in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) standings and lifted the Rangers to 5-3. They are now m second place m the conference's North Division. After the wins, UW-Parkside was 20-8 overall. Coach Sal Bando's crew played at Southern Indiana and SIU-Edwardsville over the weekend. Intramural Volleyball Standings Intramural Men's Basketball TEAM Wins Loses Pct. TEAM Wms Loses Pct. Strikers 7 2 .750 The Avengers 7 2 .750 And 1 10 1 .9QCJ Monkeys 6 3 .670 FiTaBis Hazard County 9 2 .818 3 6 .330 Odd Style 2 7 .220 PCF 9 2 .818 Shaken Not Stirred 2 7 .220 Wind Lake Ice 6 7 .461 Results: The Pomstars 5 6 .571 March 29 Blazers 4 7 .363 The Ave;Jtrs defeated Strikers 15-11, 15-9 Shaken ot Stirred forfeited to FiTaBis Teaml 3 8 .272 Monkeys defeated Odd Style 15-5, 15-10 HNIC 1 10 .090 April 5 Gad Style defeated FiTaBis 15-4, 15-11, 15-4 Standings will be updated weekly. Monkeys defeated Strikers 1&-o, 15-11, 15-10 The Avengers defeated Shaken Not Stirred 15-2, 16-14 I Page 14 3/30101 Inc 01-277 c rim in a 1 Damage to State Property, University Apartments, 1:30 a.m. A student reported loud voices outside his ro::xn and then his door burst open and several male subjects entered. 'The apartment resident chased them into the ccmron area. A check of the area revealed beer cans, bottles, food, etc in the corrmon area of l.he apartment. Incident pending further investigation. Inc 01 278 Disorderly Conduct/Underage Alcohol, Liu versi ty Apartments, 2:17 a.m. An unidentified caller reix>rted subjects t h r o w i n g bottle~/garbage off a balcony. 'Three inc:lividuals were issued citations for underage t drinking violations-1st offense and one individual for 2nd offense. Inc 01- 279 Traffic Violation, 4200 Block of CTH A, 7:55 a.m. A driver was cited for speed'.ng 69 mph in a 35 mph zone. Inc 01-280 Personal Property Theft, Moli naro 115, 12:21 p.m. P student reported her wallet missing. No suspects or witnesses at this time. Inc 01-281 Security Alarm, UnlVerSlty House, 12:23 p.m. Officers responded to a call regarding a malfW\ction of an alann system. Alarm was reset and residence secured. The alarm company will be called to service the systan. Inc 01-282 Conduct, Apart11lents Disorderly University oore building, 4 :04 p.m. A student raportQd anothQt:' student had pushed her into a wall. Investigation revealed there had l:)een previous conClict between the two individuals. No further police involvement is needed at this time. Both parties agreed to have the incident referred to ,, housing officials. rnc 01-283 s t o l e n Vehicle, .Ranger Hall, 5 :56 p.m. A parent reported her vehicle stolen which had been loaned to a roomnate by her son. It ls MlimPrl C"'Ar will be returned within a few days. case inactive until further information develops. Inc 01-284 T r a f f i c Violatjon-Operating While Intoxicated, C'lli E at Wood Road, l :08 a .m. UPPS officer stopped a vehicle for a defective headlight. Investigation revealed driver was intoxicated and citations were issued for CMI, 1st offense and blood alcohol content over .10. Subject was transPQrted to Kenosha County jail and the vehicle towed from the scene. 3131/01 Inc 01-285 Medi c a l Assist, SAC Pield'>ouse, 11 :44 a .m. A visitor was injured when he 'Was hit by a pole vault bar. Kenosha Med Unit 5 transported subject to Aurora Medical Facility for treatment. 4/01/01 Inc 01-286 ASsist, Agency Ranger Hall lot, 10:54 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. requested UPPS officer assist with a subject on an active warrant. KSD had follo,,-ed subject who had fled from Pet· s Park into Ranger Hall lot. SUbject was t.aken im:o custody by KSD and UPP$ officer cleared. 4/02/01 Inc 01-287 Suspicious Circumstances, Ranger Hall, 12:00 a.m. Officers responded to a report of an individual who had passed out in level 3. Investigation revealed this was an April Fool's joke. SUbjects were warned about their behavior. Inc 01-288 Ar.ned Robbery, union Building, 3 :51 a .m. Officer on patrol noticed the A'IM machine had been broken into. A food service cue todian was later found bound and injured in a food service locker room . Investigation continuing. Inc 01-289 Weapon Violation/Illegal Dis- charge, Ranger Hall exterior, East side, 9:36 p .m. A ctudcnt reported hearing a gunshot outside her bedroan window·. Officer checked the area with neg~tive results. 4/03101 Inc 01-290 Security Alarm, Corrm. Arts, 7:59 a.m. An employee accident.ally set off the a l arm system. Everything was found to be ok. Inc 01-291 T r a f f i c Violation, C1'H G and outer LOOp Road, 9: 06 p.m A driver who T He RANGeR April 12, 2001 failed to stop for a stop sign was issued a written warning for l.hat offense and a citation issued for. mandatory seatbelt. me 01-292 Tr a f f i c Violation, CTH G and outer LOop Road, 9:29 p.m. A vehicle with a headlight out was stopped and driver issued a citation for mnndatory seat belt. 4/04/01 Inc 01-293 Tr a f f i c Violation/0\ll, HWY 31 at HWY e, 12:33 a .m. A driver who failed to stop at a red light was found to be intoxicated. Citations were issued for operating while intoxicated and mandatory seat belt violation. Inc 01-294 A g e n c y Assist, Amoco Gas Station, 30th Avenue & 15th Street, 2:39 a.m. Officer assisted in locating a subject regarding a theft . One suspect was taken i nto custody. Inc 01-295 Fire Alam, Greenquist Hall, 10:32 a.m. Officers resl)olld. ing to an alarm fc:,Jlld it LO have been caused by workers flushing fire hydrants. Inc 01-296 State Ptx,perty Theft, Ranger Hall, ll:33 a.m. An employee reported a SU.'> of money taken from her office. Incident pending further investiga- tion. Tnc 01 297 Suspicious Circumstances, Visitor· s parking lot, 12:42 p.m. A staff member reported receiv- ing a profane note oo his parked vehicle. No suspect or witnesses. 4/05/01 Inc 01-298 Traffic Vio- lation, HWY 31 at fftl'/ E, 5: 59 a .m. A vehicle with no taillights was stQpped. Driver was cited for mandatory seatbelt violation. .. ( ,,. ·, J v r Go.,,,,e • < oo.d L< , ' 1 • Cartoon by Jim lllffY April 12, 2001 FREE CLASSIFIEDS! For a limited time only! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 31, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. The Sex Play is Coming Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE AI=INGeFi April 19,2001 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 26 Vol. 31 INSloe Page 3 Front Page continued Page 4 Mia's Horoscopes PageS Listen Up! Living up to what's expected .•• Page 6 UW-Parkside Circle K Miller Park opening a huge success Page 7 Powerpuff Girls as om inspiration to a new generation Page 9 Spprts Bucks leap into the Playoffs " g; The sex play is coming Ben Schmidt Staff Reporter L ysistrata 2411 A.D., the much-anticipated 'Sex Play; as many students have come to call it, shall hit the Communication Art's stage April 20th, 21st, 26th, 27th, and 28th. Lysistrata's title character, played by Jr. Catherine Apilado, agreed that "a lot of [Lysistrata] is about sex;' but like many of life's aspects there are multiple levels, . "The story is timeless," said Apilado, "Because there have been wars since the beginning of time." The play, which takes place in 2411 A.D. amid warring sectors of the population, is about the struggle of women to end the continuous warring of men because they are fed up with the fighting and death. Lysistrata, whose own father died in battle, organizes the women and "tells them that they need to give up sex in order to stop the .men from fighting," said Apilado, who characterizes Lysistrata as "A temptress" with a bizarre twist of "Southern Belle" and "ditzy Valley Girl." Toprepare for the role Apilado was specifically instructed to envision Hollywood screen legends Sophia Loren and Vivian Leigh, who's best known for her portrayal of Scarlet O'Hara in Gone With the Wind. "It's a very visual show in terms of costumes and colors;' said Apilado, which includes fire-eating, outrageous hair, a sexually suggestive stage, and skimpy wardrobes, which Apilado admitted can be "a little challenging" to deal with. She also said that there are "some interesting visual effects that you'll have to come to see." Comedy in the play comes by way of the situations that various characters get placed into and the ad-libbing encouraged by the play's director, Dale Calandra, who also co-wrote the adaptation, which is based off an original play composed by Greek playwright Aristophanse in 411 B.C. The ad-libbing promises to keep the performances Continued on pag, 3 The RangerFest: A spring open house at Parkslde Tyrone A Payton Co-opinion Page Editor I thas been 3 years since Parkside has had a Spring Open House for the student population, but Saturday, April 21st, the school will rekindle this event and christen it the RangerFest. "The RangerFest is about school spirit here at Parkside;' said UW-Parkside Admissions Counselor Johnrae' Stevenson. The gala spectacle starts at noon and lasts until 4 p.m., and it will showcase interactive sites for the student population beginning in the Union Bizarre and stretching across the campus main level to Main Place. Some of the student club sponsored highlights will be the meringue and salsa dance demonstration displayed by Latinos Unidos and the scavenger hunt made possible by the Black Student Union to coax RangerFest participants to explore all the sites. There will also be live Continued on page 3 Nicole Sicuro, left and Johnrae Stevenson, right are the two admissions counselors who are in charge of coordinating RangerFest. Page 2 fTHING~ April 19, 2001 April 19 April 20-21 • Stir-Friday Night, the Midwest's premier Asian American sketch comedy troupe, 1p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free. • InfoBreaks: Iritroduction to Scanning Graphics w /Don Lintner; free, 2:15 to . 3 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie 01500 • Women's Studies Staff, Student, and Alumni Get-Together, 5 p.m., Union Square, 6:30 singer Vicki Guzman begins to entertain. Call Linda Madsen at (262) 595-2162. . • Friends of the UW-Parkside Library program: "A History of Ethnicity in Wisconsin" w /UW-Parkside History Professor John Buenker, 7 p.m., free, open to everyone, Overlook Lounge on the second floor of the library. • Den Party, music provided by OJ, Student Center Den, 9 p.m. to midnight, sponsored by UWParkside Black Student Union. April 20 • Special event: New Student Orientation Day for fall 2001, open to campus and community • Fun Friday: April 20, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182, free, refreshments served • Noon Concert: Brass Ensemble, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Second Annual Conference on Teaching & Learning, 3 to 8 p.m., location to be announced. • Taking Care of Business Banquet, 6 p.m" Union Dining Room, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs • Dance: Parkside Asian Organization, music provided by a OJ, Union Square, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., $5 with college 10, $6 general public. • Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.D." Communic~tion Arts Theatre. Tickets: $10 adults; $7 students/seniors; group rates available. Call DIane Smith at (262) 595-2564. April 21 • Special event: RangerFest 2001, campus-wide program, all UW-Parkside organizations will participate w /interactive booths, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., free. April 23 • Latino Film Festival, "Rio Escondido" (Hidden River), Argentina, 6 p.m, Union Cinema Theater, free. April 24 • Latino Film Festival, "Amargo Azucar" (Bitter Sugar), Cuba, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free. • Softball versus Olivet Nazarene, doubleheader, 3 p.m. • "Survivor III-Office Olympics," 4:30 to 7 p.m., Main Place, free, food provided, open to faculty, staff, LTEs and spectators. April 25 • Latino Film Festival, "El Callejon de los Milagros" (Midaq Alley), Mexico,6 p.m Union Cinema Theater, free. April 26 • Latino Film Festival, "Zoot Suit;' USA, noon Union Cinema Theater, free. The Ranger is published every Th . . t the semester br student:!lof the priiversity ofWlSCOris!n-P. ho are .solely responsible for j~ ~itorial policy and content _ Letters to the Editor policy: The Range: ages letters to the Editor. Lettet$should not exceOO2'iO words and should be delivered to the RanIer office (WYLL D-139C) Letters m st be . 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Wyllie D·139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 ,April 19, 2QQ1 Page 3 The RangerFest: A spring open house at Parkside continued radio broadcasts from RangerFest as WIPZ, 101.7 FM,Parkside's student Radio, and 103.7 Kiss FM will be on location to put a little groove into the festivities. Plus, Kiss FM is bringing along their infamous Kiss PM Cash Kube, where it could be an early tax return bonus for some students, as they are trapped in the box with the chance to sweep up some extra dough that is flying around inside. A possible even bigger bonus for all participants is the trip for one lucky individual and a guest to Times Square and the MTV Studios for a free tour sponsored by Time Warner Cable. These are probably some of the grandest features at RangerFest, but there is plenty more sites to mention. The Information Services will construct an Internet cafe, where students can enjoy coffee with their computer web browsing. Not to forget, the Peer Health Educators will be mixing up some mocktails, non-alcoholic beverages, for those festivalgoers who want to come off their coffee kick. Also, the Theater of Empowerment will be practicing their thespian skills with a special performance on a series of different conflict scenarios. Other facilities that will be there are the Nursing Programs blood pressure testing exhibit and the Geology Departments interactive display on water. Admissions Counselor Nicole Sturino best put the RangerFest when she said, "We want to showcase the physical beauty of the campus, showcase our programs and our people, and show what we offer." Well, all of these interactive sites will be at RangerFest for all participants to capitalize on each site's experience, and these are just the beginning of what RangerFest has to offer. The sex play is coming continued. fresh. The ad-libbing already occurring during rehearsals "Is really funny" according to Apilado, "It's different every night." She also counts her opportunity to work with the play's writer as very rewarding because "You !l.etto know their every vision' and "you know exactly what's going on." No! There is no nudity. The play's sexually related content should not shock viewers because "Wenever go too far" said Apilado, Calandra would not allow it. "It is very sexual, but it's fun at the same time" according to Apilado, "There's a lot of innuendos," but nothing graphic. "[Lysistrata's] goal is peace" said Apilado, who points out that "withholding sex from the men" is a means of achieving her goal. Sex is just one aspect of the play but it is not the main point. Apilado, who plans to go to photography school in the near future, hopes to one Owner/Skipper of 36' cruillinglrac:il'lg .loop fAking CNW for S4tul'doy race .. I'iuSQilingout of NcIrth Point/Winthrop Horbor. 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If you are interested in viewing' Lysistrata 2411A.D. come to the Communication Arts Theatre for 7:30p.m. performances on April 20-21 and 27-28.A special 10:00a.m. performance will be held on the 26th. TIcketsare $10 for adults and $7 for students and seniors. Group rates are available. For more information, call Diane Smith at (262) 595- 2564. IF YOU THINK A NIGHT IN A FOXHOLE IS'TOUGH, TRY A LIFETIME IN A CUBICLE. The U.S. Army offers 212 different career opportunities in fields ranging from medicine, construction and law enforcement to accounting, engineering and intelligence. You'll be trained. Then you'll use those skills from the first day on the job. It's a great way to start moving in the direction you want to go. Find One of 212 Ways to Be A Soldier at GOARMlCOM or call1-S!lO-lJSA-ARMY, Comaet your ioeal recruiter, Alld we'lilleip you find wllat's best for you. Page 4 Mia's Horosccpes Mllanka Sulejic Staff Reporter Capricorn December 22-January 19 Most Capricorns like to consider taking a healthy risk every now and then but the next month or two calls for more restraint than usual. This doesn't mean you should skip the spicy enchilada special at your favorite Mexican restaurant (if you don't have one then you should go find one!) but you certainly can't be faulted for looking a little more at the long view. Give yourself time to put your feet up and toss around some worst-case scenarios- ever if it's just for grins. AquarlUsJanuary 2Q-February 18 Don't go raining on someone's parade just because you can. I haven't met an Aquarian yet who doesn't love to pop a bright, stupid balloon- its Just part of the .whole package. However, while puncturmg the dreams of morons is such a satisfying sport, it is not always the correct course of action. Sometimes it's better to...just. ..walk ...away. Pisces February 19-March 20 This coming month could be a lot of fun for you wacky water signs. In between moments that make each day annoying there are those precious seconds when you stretch JOur arms, breathe dee\" an know, that whatever you re about to embark on is going to work. The most promise lies particularly in the more (ahem) carnal areas. Libra September2~tober22 It's spring-get outside! Grab a book, a bottle of wine, your syringes or whatever it is you play with and get in the sunshine! Then again, I'm being US centric; if the weather is crap where you are just drink more heavily and it will all be good. Scorpio October 23-November 21 Break out the pots, pans and those strange little kiteben gad gets- its time to go Iron Chef baby! You can do a lot in a kitchen, even if you don't know a whisk from baster, a half pound of fresh chervil from an ounce of tripe. When you're cooking you can focus and let the worries just drift away. Food you cook often tastes better and you can certainly impress those around you with a home-cooked meal. (We're talking MAJOR bonus P9ints .here guys) SagIttarIUs November 22-December 21 We all want to make massive changes in our lives (well, MOST of us do, the rest are just insane) and its always hard to admit that things Just won't happen overnight. Even the best plastic surgery takes weeks to fully heal, so don't think that anything will happen overnight. Take your time, be committed to what you want to achieve and don't think about the end goal. You'll get all bent out of shape that xou haven't reached your goal if you worry day to day- and unless you're trymg to get into shape for an Olympic gymnastics team that's probably not what you really want. Aries March 21-April19 So much information, so little time, so much of a headache. Let's be honest- the information overload is getting insane of late. Take some time to stop absorbing every little bit of news, data and other April 19, 2001 stuff around you. I'm not encouraging you to embrace ignorance, but look where It got our President! Also- the next time someone asks what your best interpersonal skill is, remember not to say' "emotional blackmail." Taurus April 2Q-Mary 20 . Send in the clowns. Seriously. Add an extra dash of humor to your life in the weeks to come and you'll benefit greatly. Things are usually crappy m everyone else's life, so if you can make people laugh they'll love you for it. Don't feel that you have to go the class clown route, but if you feel the urgerock and roll. Gemini May 21-June 21 You know that a little imagination in life is good,but you don't have to go whole-hog on it. Many things in life you CAN take on a certain amount of faith without having to wrestle with it. You know that if you put a hamster in the microwave you'll get a big, wet pop- you don't have to test that theory. While that might be a tad extreme, you get the idea. Cancer June 22-July 22 You're quick, bright and you know what you're after. In a crowd of people, you stand out with your smooth moves and decisive actions. People sway before your opinions and tremble at your rage. You're also susceptible to flattery and need to watch out for that this month. Leo July 23-August 22 The opinions of others will always be something of a thorn . in your side. You can try to patiently walk someone through the logic of your ideas but if they don't want to list~ you might as well be trying to explain foreign politics to our new President. Instead, just relax- the odds are that the person you're arguing with will have something bad happen to them soon enough. Take some time to dip your toes in the water. Virgo August 23-September 22 Did you swing around likea ballerina on crarik last month? Did you take life by the short hairs .and make it dance? Oh well, there goes YOUR chance. The next month looks a lot more sedate, which is not always a bad thing-especially for those of you who did the watusi on the backs of those around you and anyone stupid enough to get in your way. } I want myMTV Win a studio tour and trip for two to NewYork City courtesy of Time Warner Cable $ Give me money - that's what I want Say hello to the KISS-FM DJ and make a mad dash for cash in the KISS-FM Ka$h Kube Keep your eyes on the prize == Enter to win tickets to HarborFest, gift certificates from area businesses, and much more }t I.) . :. There's a party going on right here Get Inthe spirit, celebrate all UW-Parkside has to offer and share it with new students Saturday April 21, noon to 4 pm RangerFest 2001 lApril19,2001 Page 5 Quote of the Week Living up to what lsexpeCted ... Melissa Stephenson Co-oplnlon Paga Editor "There is only one thing worse than the man who will argue over anything, and that's the man who will argue over nothing" -Lawrence Peter ! wasdriving home the other day and got to thinking. Girls freaking out about bors,~dworrying tOQ1IUlCh,guys being macho and tough, these are certain trends that we do tend to follow, but ar~ we doing It because it'S,sociaUy, excusable, expected. and acceptable? " ", , .'".".: By 'being a girl" about things, or "acting like guy", are we not fitting ourselves into the stereotypes we try so hard not to? If a girl is calling all her closest friends, worrying excessively about a guy, this is accepted. "She's a girl, it's what they do." If a guy is showing off to a group of girls, it's brushed off as being "a guy thing". You mightbe saying, okay, that'sn, ormal ... But have you ever wondered why it is that we settle with it at all? " ' . ., It's okay for me to be emotional and weak, because I am a girl. WHY??? We are raised to act like gills and guys- If you like something or act a certain way, it should be because you that's who you are and not what you are. Do you want to be what you are supposed to be? Intrying to be different from everyone else, you are just like everyone else that is trying to be different. Itend to justify my actions with that same excuse. Ican't fully speak on the male population, because Iam not one, but if any guy or girl for that matter, out there understands what I am trying to say, please email me at ranger_news@hotmail.com or stop drop off your response in the Ranger News office. - Attention Nurses! A.. 4111> -v Aurora Health Can: Nurses have bee~ h?nored with the coveted Magnet . Award from the Amencan Nurses ASSOCiation.While the Magnet Award Sigrufies excellence in all areas of nursing, it is the bedside care of patients and the nurses' ability to act on behalf of the patients that is the heart of the award. We would be honored to have you share this recognition by becoming part of our award winning team. Available positions include: • Graduate Nurses • Nurse Interns • Nurse Assistants We offer a generous tuition forgiveness program, educational assistance, individualized orientation, advancement potential, CNS snpport, referral bonus program, flexible scheduling options, generous retirement savmgs plan, attendance awards, shared governance, and numerous opportunities. You can apply now, tour units, andlor meet with an.Aurora nurse. We ar~ flexible to meet your needs. Consider 0pl'0rtunities m the followmll areas. Medical/Surgical, Cardiac, Medical Rehabilitation, Oncology, Intensive Care, Long Term Care, Hospice, Orthopedics, Women's Health, Emergency, Behavioral Health, Telemetry, Labor and Delivery, Operating Room and Home Care. 3307 West Forest Home Avenue p.o. Box 343910 Milwaukee, WI 53234-3910 Phone (414) 328-6664 Fax (414) 389-8111 www.aurorahealthcare,org Equal Employment Employer M7F ID IV (10 AuroraHealthCare® April 19, 2001 UW-Parkside Circle K, not your ordinary spuds Ruyayeem Rashid Staff Reporter T he most recent Circle K . event that occurred was the first annual Joint District Convention in Green Bay WI, during March 30- Aprill. At district, members of Circle K elected new District officers and new Lt. Governors for each division of the 2001-2002school year. The prospective candidates presented themselves to all Circle K members present and were subject to any questions they wished to ask. Then two representatives from each club voted. It was at this convention that current Parkside Circle K president, Nathan Hunter, was elected to be the new Lt. Governor for the southeastern Wisconsin area. Hunter will be responsible for mentorin& a total of 8 clubs. He says, 'It's a fun job, I get to go . to other schools, sit in on their meetings, and make' comments." "I was thinking, Congregations for Nate, he did an excellent I'ob as President and wi I rock as LTG. He ---,,,,,,.=-:-,..----------.., certainly has an enthusiasm that is catching!" said, former Lt Governor of the southeastern division Cindy Ramm from UW Milwaukee Circle K. Hunter hopes to increase interclub activity and has some sly tactics to do this. He is helping to resur- - rect an old tradition, which promotes the taking of other clubs bells and banners. When this occurs the club from which these things have been taken need to send at least four representatives to our Spuds!! get them back. One down side to this is that these items can get damaged. To solve this problem the Circle K groups have taken up mascots, which are more fun and less expensive. Parkside's Circle K group picked their Mascots up at a family dollar in Northern Michigan. The Mr. and Mrs. Potato head have become part of the Circle K family. Nate Hunter, newly elected Circle K Lt. Governor of the Southeastern division, pictured with his parents. Photo by Jeff Alley For more information about Circle K, contact current rresident Jeff Alley, by emai at: pentaxzx5@hotmail.com or stop by our meetings on Monday at 12:00in Moln 211, or visit Circle K International web site at: http://www.circlek.org, or visit Wisconsin/Upper Michigan District web site at: http://wicip.uwplatt.edu/- WUM-CKI. Miller Park opening a huge succeesrr; ....... lach Robertson Sports Page Editor With President George W. Bush throwing out the first pitch and a national anthem that featured a bald eagle flying through the stadium the city of Milwaukee was finally able to' enjoy opening day at MillerPark on April 6. The Brewersbeat the Cincinnati Reds 5-4 in front of 42,024 spectators. The game was won on an eighth-inning home run by Richie Sexson, making the game even more memorable. As Brewers Manager Davey Lopes told the Journal Sentinel, "Youreally couldn't write a better script. ' Miller Park will serve as the cornerstone of the Brewers rebuilding process, with several restaurants, stores and other attractions. Much has been said about the retractable roof, which means no more .rain delays, something fans will appreciate. All of these features will help to generate necessary funds for the small-market Brewers, enabling them to compete with teams such as the New YorkYankees. According to University of Wisconsin-Parkside student Chris Peters, his first impression of Miller Park was one of amazement. "I couldn't believe how big that £Iace was," said Peters. The roof will be great when they get the leaks fixed. Still, it's good to know that the games will be played no matter what the weather is like." The first thing fans will notice when they enter the stadium is that the majority of the seats are located behind home plate and along both baselines. "Miller'Park is so much more fan friendly than County Stadium," said Peters. "Everything is designed to focus your attention on the game." While Miller Park offers the fans a variety of attractions some of the die-hard Brewer fans will miss County Stadium. "Nothing will ever replace Bernie Brewers chalet and the beer barrel in the outfield," said Peters. The Milwaukee Brewer's new Miller Park can never replace C ty Stad' fa I outs with its state-of-the-art retractable roof oun usn r some die-hard fans, but It does prevent ra n- . Photo by Jeff Alloy April 19. 2001 powerpuff Girls as an inspiration to a new generation strong female role models. They-have their informative kindergarten teacher, Ms. Keane, who treats all of her students with a healthy dose of knowledge. There is also Sara Bellum, who is the intellectual secretary to the Mayor, and who is obviously smarter than the puny, senile Mayor is. The distinct name choices are evident of how McCracken wants even these mature female heroines to be in the eyes of the youth; as strongly independent, capable of their own skills, and bright among all things. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup are truly ideal role models for today's youth, as little boys will grow up respecting their female friends, and girls will understand that they too 'can become brilliant and reach eminence in the big world awaiting them. Even older "kids" can learn a lesson or two in how to respect one another and enjoy each other's company from these youngsters. Who knows, the Powerpuff Girls could even cure the cooties in the playground. the I?resent children of today and into the latter part of generation X. It's also more than one gender that is in love with these tykes, for these kids have guys and gals across America under their charm. The producer, Genndy Tartakovsky, creator of Cartoon Network's infamous Dexter's Laboratory, saw a revolution of cartoons in PPG. The girls do battle with a colorful array of supervillians from the intellectually mad monkey, Mojo Jojo, to the hillbilly hick furrball, Fuzzy Lumpkins, to the androgynous, demonic evil entity, "Him:' and even topple gigantic, despicable monsters that tower above the Townsville skyscrapers. By outsmartmg these grownup spawn of wickedness, the PPG save Townsville time after time, while still attending school, being creative, laughing with other children, helping in the community, and being responsible and respecting children to their surrogate father figure. Not only do they have the Professor as a father figure; they also have ment. Particularly, the capitalizing efforts of the Cartoon Network have popularized three little eight-year-olds into colossal superstars. From reality to fantasy, women in society have gone from French war hero, Joan of Are, to U.S. women's rights activist, Susan B.Anthony, to the phenomenal Powerpuff Girls (PPG). With sugar, spice, and every thing nice, and the accidental addition of the experimental chemical X, Professor Utonium of the fictional cartoon city of Townsville gave birth to Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Together with their new dynamic powers from chemical X and the general sweetness provided by the former ingredients, Professor Utonium created the perfect little girls. The cartoon concocted by its true professor, cartoonist, Craig McCracken, has taken the market world by storm. The three tiny titans have seemingly appealed to a span of generations from are becoming the embodiment of these role models. Many people, from the very young to today's college student, view cartoon heroes as ideal idols, but in a society that is thriving with the independence of women and feminist rights, cartoons are making a breakthrough in this feminine moveTyrone A Payton Co..opinion Page Editor I nthe beginning of a new millennium, the youth of today's generation looks towards heroic models of empowerment found on television. Ironically, fantasy heroes HAPPY HOUR S- PM DAILY liS CENT TAPPERS 75 CENT DOTTLES AND RAILS ~Il:..PARJ(6ID(;;. ~ .6TUD6.-NT C6.-NTb.12.. Summer Positions Available HARD DODY CONTEST UOO PRISE GIRLS. GUYS DRINKS • MUSIC • DANCING APRIL liB SE Wisconsin's Newest & Hottest Dance Club & Sports Bar THURSDAY LADIES NIGHT DJ KWIK FREE SHOTS FOR THE LADIES S2 PITCHERS NO COVER • AN Technical Services Assistant • Bartender • Building Manager • Graphic D~signer • Office Assistant-Activities • Summer Orientation Assistant • OfficeAssistant-Information Center • Office Assistant-Ranger Card Office • Set-Up/Maintenance Services Assistant WEDNESDAY COLLEGE NIGHT $ll PITCHERS 50 CENT SIIOT SPECIALS $1.50 BonLES NO COVER Fill out an application today or stop by or recruiting table in April! Applications and position descriptions are available in Union 209, Ranger Card/Information Services or at the Career Services Offices. 1146 Sheridan Road » Kenosha, WI· 552-0830 Come celebrate and help raise money to benefit the Boys & Girls club of Kenosha! Thursday April 26, 2001 7:00 prn, 1:30 a.lll .. Twisterz Night Club 62.18-22nd Avenue, Kenosha Featuring Music By... The Other Side, Major Chaos, Sgt. 606, Lars Bergersen & Todd Bryant .Adntission: $5.00Donation Raffle: $1.00 or 6 for $5.00 Co-sponsored by LPH Enter for a chance to win a DVD player, a night at the Radisson plus much much more! Chords For Kids is sponsored by UW-Parkside's 2001 COrnnlunication Senior Setninar Class s 7 Z April 19. 2001 Bucks leap into the Playoffs Dena Coady Allen, Sam Cassell and Tim Thomas. The bench players also stepped up, such as Darvin Ham and Scott Williams. The Bucks are known as a unpredictable, and most of all a good team. Last week the Bucks were second in scoring, third in free throw I?ercentage, fifth in three point percentage and seventh in field Sports Reporter L ast year when Travis Best of the Indiana Pacers hit that three pointer that knocked the Milwaukee Bucks out of the first round of playoffs, it must have gotten to those Bucks. This year the Bucks not only are in the playoffs again, but have won the Central Division title for the first time in over 15 years. Since the start of the 2000- 2001 NBA season the Bucks were even favored to win the Eastern Conference. The reason why the Bucks were favored is because Alonzo Mourning of the Miami Heat was side1ine with a kidney disordered (now Mourning is back to playing), New York Knicks were too small, and the Indiana Pacers not only lost Coach Bird, but also lost three starters, and veteran Chris Mullin. Unfortunately, for the Bucks, they started this season sloppy. Their record into the start of the season was 3-9. Then the Bucks started to get scoring from Glenn Robinson (Big Dog) Robinson, Ray goal percentage. The Bucks are one of the few teams in the NBA that don't turn the ball over. .In a phone interview John Ehlenbeck, Public Relations Intern for the Milwaukee Bucks said,"The last time the Bucks won a Central Division title was in the. 1985-1986season." The Bucks seem to just be on the winning track. Of course, for the Bucks to advance far into the playoffs, they need the "Big Three" to step up with huge scoring. The Big Three are Ray Allen, Sam Cassell, and Glenn Robinson. Already this year the Big Three have pushed the Bucks past the 42-win mark for the first time since 1991. They even account for 60 percent of Bucksi scoring. Sam Cassell is averaging 18 points a game, ranking eighth in assists (7.6), ana 15th in shooting percentage (48.5 percent). Cassell also recorded his career high game with 40 points. Ray Allen is one of the NBA's pure shooters and he's great at the three's. His career high game is 42 points. Glenn Robinson just does everything. His career high game is 45 points. Ehlenbeck said, "Yeah, the Big Three will be a huge factor in the playoffs. The Bucks need these guys to win games." Ehlenbeck then stated, "The Bucks have had tremendous help from the bench. When one of the Big Three is injured, the bench steps up. These three need to step up as well as the bench." Regular season of the NBA came to an end this week, now it's time to watch those Bucks, hopefully, bringing a NBA Championship to the state of Wisconsin. "We don't know ticket prices yet because it varies, but the playoffs start April 21. The Bucks could flay either Saturday, April2 or Sunday, April 22, " said Ehlenbeck. From left to right: Ray Allen, Sam Cassell, and Glenn Robinson of the Milwaukee Bucks (#2 s~) are poised. to take on the Orlando Magic (#7 seed) in the first round round of the 2001 NBA Playoffs. Photos. ESPN MagaZIne -------- ~~- .... ----...~.....-'-- --.-.- ...-- .... April 19, 2lI01 No witnesses to thetheft. Inc 01 300 Traffic Violation, OUter Loop Rd. at eTH JR, 3:18 p.m. A driver who failed to Stop at a stop sign was given a verbal warning for that offense and a citation issued for failure to fasten seatbelt. Inc 01-301 Traffic Violation, 900 Block of CTHG, 3:19 p.m. a driver traveling at high rate of speed was given a verbal warning for that offense and a citation issued for failure to fasten seatbelt -driver. Inc 01-302 Traffic Violation, OUter Loop at Wood Road, 9:50 p.m. A driver ~was cited for/ failure to stop at a stop sign. POLlel - ~--~- RIIT ------- 4107101 Inc 01-304 Fire, 900 Wood Road, East lot, 3:53 p.m. Officer responding to a fire was unable to extinguish it Kenosha Fire Department was called and they were able to put it out. OUter Loop Road, East Side, 1:36 a.m. UPPS received an a.J1OIIYI[DUS call that a group of male subjects were hitting geese with sticks. Investigation pending fuither information on the suspects. l' 4111101 CIA lot, 10:47 a.m. A 4109101 local agency police officer requested assistance with an interview of an individual involved in one of their cases. Inc 01- 305 Personal Property Theft, Greenquist, 10:31 a.m. Employee reported the theft of several personal itffiS. No suspects at this time. Inc 01-314 Personal Property Damage, University Apartments, 9:27 p.m. A student reported personal toiletry products had been tampered with. Investigation continuing. Inc 01-317 Harassment/Threats, Union Cinema, 8:45 p.m. A visi tor reported., being harassed by an individual during a 'foreign film. SUspect was gone when the officer arrived. Inc 01- 3 0 6 Personal Property Theft, Union Lot, 1:04 p.m. A student reported the theft of his UW-Parks ide parking permi t from his unlocked vehicle. Nothing else was missing and vehicle not damaged. 4/05101 4112101 Inc 01-299 Fire Drill, Tallent Hall, 10:03 a.m. An annual fire drill was conducted with all persons in the building evacuating in approximately four minutes. ~ Inc 01-315 Traffic Viola- 4106101 tion, 4000 Block of OUter Loop Rd., 7:58 a.m. A driver was cited for speeding 45 mph in a 25 mph zone. Inc 01-316 Agency Assist, Inc 01-303 Personal Property Theft, Union parking lot, 4:01 p.m. A student reported her radar detector stolen out of her parked car. 4113101 Inc 01-318 Animals, 4135 Speejal Eyenc Personnel e- • Perfect opportunity for college students living in the Milwaukee area this summer! • Spend your summer outdoors at picnics" festivals and other special events Work full or part time • MUST LOVETO HAVE fUN! Contact us at:(414) 762·6200 or by e-mail at: ,embuchner@funservicesinc.com FGl,;,,?~---p("ede.(e550VS of +h€. .for-+'u\"\ €.- Coo ttl,· e, Cartoon by Jim Berry April 19, 2001 ellS 'fIEDS FREE CLASSIFIEDSI For a limited time only! The Ranger News will print your student classified ads free of charge. Forms are available at the newsstand in front of the library and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595- 2287 for more information. Announcements Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 . .... . • ... .; April 26, 2001 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 27 Vol. 31 INSIDE Senior seminar organizes Chords for Kids Page 3 Letters to the Editor Page 4 Letters to the Editor Continued Page 5 il Exciting internship opportunity in Moldo ova Page 7 Do's and dont's of dealing with the UW-P geese Disc golf comes to Parkside Page 8 What is the deal with Napster? A revolution at Parkside: Gay and lesbian literature Pages 9-12 Fall 2001 Graduates Page 13 Sacred Circle attends talk by author Sherman Alexie Page 15 Mia's Horoscopes Editor of the Week: Sarah Olsen By: Kim Wright How would you like to benefit a local charity, possibly win great {>rizes, and have a great time istening to local music? Sound impossible? Well, not anymore. In case you haven't heard, the graduating commu­nication majors have orga­nized Chords for Kids, a bene­fit fund raising event for the Boys and Girls Club of The graduating communication class of 2001 (pictured above) organized "Chord for Kids," a benefit fundraiser event for the Boys and Girls Club of Kenosha. The event features local bands and singers and takes place Thursday April 26 at Twisterz Night Club, 6218 22nd Ave., Kenosha. Parkside opens its doors for RangerFest 2001 Sarah Olsen Co-Editor-in-Chief RangerFest 2001, a si open house at Parkside, was held Saturday, March 21 from noon to 4 p.m. Com­munity members and prospec­tive students had the chance to experience the various organi­zations Parkside has to offer with display booths stretching from the Union Bazzar to the Communication Arts building. Parkside radio 101.7 FM and 103.7 KISS FM were on hand to broadcast from the campus and the Kiss Cash Cube was set up outside the Union giving par­ticipants the opportunity to grab some extra cash. One lucky individual won a trip to Times Square and the MTV Studios for a free tour sponsored by Time Warner Cable. The festival offered many interactive opportunities such as a life-sized model of a whale for people to crawl through, a kissing booth ran by a student from WIPZ, Jamie Freeman, an Internet Cafe set up by Infor­mation Services, and tasty alco­hol-free mocktails made by Peer Health Educators. Cast members from Lysistra-ta paraded from one end of the building to the other dressed in full costume carrying signs pro­moting the play and telling people "Don't see this play! IFs all about sex, sex, sex!' RangerFest, the first open house in three years, was orga­nized by Admissions counselor Nicole Sturino and Johnrae Stevenson. "We want[ed] to showcase the physical beauty of the campus, showcase our programs and our people, and show what we offer' said Sturi­no. Kenosha. The graduating majors are enrolled in Communication 495: Senior Seminar, and have chosen this as their semester-long attempt at raising money and donating time to aid Kenosha kids in need. They have spent many long hours preparing this event, and are eagerly anticipating the impact they hope to accom­plish. Communication depart­ment chair and senior seminar professor, Dr. Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz said, "One of the nicest things about teaching senior seminar is watching our students pull together and use all the skills that they have learned in the major." The Boys and Girls Club of Kenosha is a youth organiza­tion that helps improve youth's self-esteem and val­ues. Additionally, they work to prevent involvement in gangs, teen sex, alcohol, and drug use. In addition to this event, the 38 graduating majors have volunteered 12 hours at different sites, thus positively affecting many youngsters' lives. The co-sponsored fundrais-ing concert event, Chords for Kids, will feature three bands and two solo artists from the Kenosha and Racine areas. generi The Other Side, Major Chaos, and Sgt. 606, and the solo artists are Lars Bergerson and Todd Bryant. Graduating communication major Mindy Peterson said, "We have a great group of local artists, and it's for a good cause." Chords for Kids will take place on Thursday April 26, 2001 from 7:00 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. at Twisterz Night Club, which is located at 6218-22nd Avenue in Kenosha. Chords for Kids is a 21 and over show, and there will be a $5.00 dona­tion at the door. In addition to the live local music, a raffle will be held with prizes graciously donated from local businesses. Some of the prizes include: a DVD player, a two-night stay at the Kenosha Radisson, a free car rental from Enterprise, one free week at Pleasant Prairie's Rec-Plex Health Club, various restaurant gift certificates, and much more. Raffle tickets are $1.00 each or six for $5.00 and can be purchased at the event or from any graduating com­munication student. The raffle will be held at midnight and the winners do not need to be present to win. All of the pro­ceeds will benefit the Boys and Girls Club's educational needs. Kiss FM 103.7 was on hand Saturday with the Kiss Cash Kube along with 101.7 FM WIPZ Parkside radio broadcasting live from RangerFest 2001. Page 2 :illIlli3SS3li THE RPN6ER April 26, 2001 THINGS ••• • • 'A-ts ' ! pits** 1 Spf flj SIP -pr % •••'' %. |pr I DO THE April 26, 27, 28 • Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.D." April 26 at 10 a.m., April 27, 28 at 7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets: $10 adults; $7 students/ seniors; group rates available. Call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564. April 26 • Take Our Daughters To Work Day, all day, sponsored by Womyn's Center, open to campus only • UW-Parkside Juried Student Exhibition, ends April 26, free, today's hours: 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. • Latino Film Festival "Zoot Suit," USA, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • InfoBreaks: Features of B lackBoard and WebCT w/Pat Eaton & Jim Robin­son free, 2:15 to 3 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D April 26 - 29 • Foreign Film: "All About My Mother," Spain, subtitled, film shown Thur./Fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater; admis­sion by season pass. April 27 • Noon Concert: Student Recital, Union Cinema Theater, free • Race, Class and Gender Book Study Group: "The God of S mall Things" by Samantha Roy; Molinaro Hall room 111, 3:30 p.m. • 70's and 80's Dance, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Union Square. Admission: 1 non-per­ishable food item. Dress code: 70's/80's style clothing. April 28 • Concert: UW-Parkside Guitar Ensemble, 3:30 p.m., Communication Arts D118 • Softball vs. Northern Kentucky, 1 p.m. April 29 • Softball vs. Indianapolis, 1 p.m. • "American High," discussion of re ality TV w / the Moss family, 2 p.m., Com­munication Arts 140, free, open to the public. • Concert: UW-Parkside Choirs, 3:30 p.m., St. Elizabeth's Catholic Church, 48th St. & 8th Ave., Kenosha, donations accepted. • Art Exhibit: Senior Exhibition #1, April 29 to May 3, opening reception: April 29, 7-9 p.m., admission: free; hours: Mon./Thur. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tue./Wed. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., closed Friday, Saturday, Sunday. May 1 • UW-Parkside Jazz Ensemble, Tim Bell, director, 7:30 p.m., Com. Arts The­atre, tickets: adults $6, students/seniors $3 May 2 •Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Guitar Ensemble, George Lindquist, director, free, Union Cinema Theater • Baseball vs. Robert Morris College, 1 p.m. May 3 • UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble and UW-Parkside Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, 7:30 p.m., Com. Arts Theatre, tickets: adults $5, stu­dents/ seniors $3 May 4-6 • Great Lakes Valley Conference softball tournament, UW-Parkside softball fields May 5-6 • Baseball vs. St. Joseph's College, noon Co-Editors-in-Chief Brenda Dunham Sarah Olsen Copy Editor Melissa Stephenson Design and Layout Manager Peter Jason Forchette Opinion Page Co-Editors Tyrone Pay ton Melissa Stephenson Reporters Tyrone Payton Dena Coady Melissa Stephenson Zach Robertson Ben Schmidt Dan Frake Ruyayeem Rashid Milanka Sulejic Courtney Christiansen Sports Page Editor Zach Robertson Sports Page Dena Coady Cartoonists James Berry David Gehring Photography Directors Jeffrey Alley Kory Holm Business Manager Dan White Advertising Manager Christine Agaiby Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan RONGER Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to aii those at Parkside. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. ATTACKED! Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE A~NGeFi Veritas Aequitas Issue 2 Vol. 33 September 13,2001 University of Wisconsin-Parkside The World Trade Center towers burn following separate strikes by hijacked airliners. The twin towers later collaps.ed. Rescuers searched for survivors Wednesday in the wreckage. (Brad Rlckerby/Reuters) Melissa Stephenson Assistant Co-Editor A merica Shocked as Terrorism Rises Again On Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at 7:45 a.m. (CDT), hijacked American Airlines Flight 11, a Boeing 767 from Boston to Los Angeles, crashed into the north World Trade Center (WTC)tower in Manhattan, creating a fiery hole in the side. As rescue workers arrived on the scene, a second passenger plane, American Airlines Flight 77, a Boeing 757 en route from Washington-Dulles to Los Angeles ripped into the opposite twin tower of the building, creating another gaping hole. With the two towers burning, rescue workers sped to evacuate the two 110- story buildings. Within minutes of the attacks, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) shut down all New York City airports and bridges. President Bush briefly spoke in Florida saying the country had suffered an "apparent terrorist attack." He also called the day a'''difficult moment for America." (Reuters) Bush reassured the American people that the "federal government is working to assist local authorities to save lives and to help the victims of these attacks." (Reuters) At roughly 9:05, two hours and 20 minutes after the World Trade Center attack, United Flight 175 from Boston to Los Angeles, a Boeing 767, reportedly flew into one side of the Pentagon in Washington D.C. Evacuations throughout the nation's capitol began immediately. The attack on the Pentagon appeared to take place on the Army side of the building said retired General Wesley Clark, former supreme commander of NATO. "We've known for sometime that some group has been planning" such an assau1t, he told CNN, adding that "obviously,we didn't do enough" to prepare for an attack. (MSNBC.com) Within minutes of the attack on the I .. Pentagon, the south tower of the WTC came crashing down onto streets and buildings surrounding the towers, killing many rescue .workers and -ivilians. The New York police department reported that at least 78 officers were missing, and as many 300 fire fighters were presumed dead. Almost simultaneously, a section of the Pentagon collapsed. TTnitedFlight 93 a Boeing 757, from .ewar« to San iranClSCO crashed nortrof Somerset County Airport, about 80 miles southeast of Pittsburgh. Crash survival is unlikely. rrior to the crash, an emergency dispatcher received a cell phone call from a man who claimed to be a passenger locked in a bathroom aboard the flight. The man screamed "We are being hijacked, we are being hijacked!" (AP US) The man went on to tell the dispatcher that the plane was going down and that he had heard an explosion and saw white smoke coming from the plane. The dispatcher then lost contact with the man. At 9:28, the second tower of the World Trade Center collapsed, diverting any rescue attempts and causing more casualties. By this time, all of the federal office buildings in Washington were evacuated and under surveillance. At roughly noon, President Bush addressed the public once again saying "Make no mistake, the United States will hunt down and punish those responsible for those cowardly acts." (Reuters) Shortly after 3:00 p.m., building 7 of the WTC was reported burning. The evacuated building was damaged when the twin towers across the street collapsed earlier in the day. Other buildings in the area were also in flames. An hour later, building 7 collapsed. At 7:30 p.m., President Bush again addressed the public saying, "thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror." He also called for the prayers for family and friends of all the victims of Tuesday's events. "These acts shatter steel, but I ( . Continued on Page 8 Septernber13,2001 THINGC: September 13 • Laser Tag, Union Patio (rainsite: Union Square), 2 to 6 p.m., free, campus only program. • Backyard Bash V, featuring comedian Retta & musical group "Devotion," Union Square & Patio (rainsite: Union Square), 7 to 11 p.m., free, campus only program. • Foreign Film: "Malena," Union Cinema Theater, season tickets only. September 14 • Fun Friday, Multicultural Commons, free food/ tree games, noon • Women's Soccer vs, Ouincy, Wood Rd. Field, 1:15 p.m. • Men's Soccer vs. Guiney, Wood Rd. Field, 3:30 p.m. • Volleyball @ Bellermine University, 7 p.m. • Arts: ALIVE! presents Th~ Kingstor Trio, Com. Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m., tickets: $18. • Dance: Parkside International Club "Welcome Back Party," featuring the DJs from B-Boy Productions, Student Union, 10 p.m. to 2 a.m., $7 cover/$5 with UW-Parkside 10, must be 18 or older, dress code enforced. September 15 • Volleyball @ Kentucky Wesleyan, 1 p.m. • Uw-Parkside Midwest Invitational Cross-Country meet, National Cross Country Course, noon. " September 16 • Women's Soccer vs. Miss-St. Louis, Wood Rd. Field, 12:30 p.m. • Men's Soccer vs. Missouri-51. Louis, Wood Rd. Field, 3 p.m: Cd-Editors-in-Chief Daniel Frake - Benjamin Schmidt \ Assistant Co-Editors Melissa Stephenson Deborah Balun " 1 e Reporters Alexis Martin Elaina Meier Becky Olson Ruyayeem RasI1ld Donavon Scherer Josh Moffitt Sports Page Eqitof Dena. Coaqy 4 if Design and'Lay6ut Manager Lachlan McDonald ii\ h Features Editor Shanon Lehrke Photography Dite¢lors Jeffrey Alley ! KoryHolm Amber Nichols Business Manage)" , MiM Poludniak " Arts and Entertainment Editor Brenda Dunham Adyertising Manager Kaley Thoennes September 19 • Hispacic Heritage Month Kickoff: Rob Gonzalez & band, demonstr~tions of traditional Mexican dances by Ballet Folkloric,? Nuestra Tradlc~on and salsa/ merengue by Latinos Unitos members, Latmo Food Fair, Mam Place, 11:30 a.m., tree. • Noon Concert: Tim Bell & Friends Jazz Group, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free. September 21 • Hispanic Heritage Month Cookout w /food, games, and music, Union Patio, 11:30 a.m., tree. • Women's Soccer @ Southern Indiana, 5 p.m. • Men's Soccer @ Southern Indiana, 7:30 p.m. • Intramural sports begin (approximate start date), tentative sports: basketball, volleyball, soccer, softball, tennis, racquetball • Midnight Madness, Sports & Activity Center, 9 p.m. to midnight, tree to students w /Ranger Card 10, campus only program. 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Letters that fail to comply will not bep~blisMd,Fo:i- pUblicatio~;:roSes~~~~'::~~ ~nd:l~i~:fdt ;u~~r:Jye'uOfflce (WYL,LThD-l~~). Letters must he typed an.d include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from .. ' ..••.•.• ,..;1 ,pon reques . e ,,,,,ogee reserves the nght to edit all letters. ,THE R~NGER , --_..... Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parks ide. Wytlie D-139C phone: (262) 595·2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 r''''''0.... ~-:........•........••......"" Iseptember 13, 2001 !L O"'-~~~08 ~%mI....'°0 THe Rc:NGS:R Page 3 Terrorist response must reflect justice, wisdom By Elaina Meier T he events of Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001 will without question leave a black mark on the history of the United States. The death and violence, the pain and horror of this day will leave many with few words and a burdened heart. Yet, it is not the events of Tuesday that will decide the fate of many more souls. One must now lookto the American government for its response to this matter. Soon after the attack, theories about the tragedy flew across televisions, radios and computers. Some proclaimed this an act of war while President Bush spoke of hunting down those culpable for the carnage that rippled across the nation. What degree of a response is justified? Perceived weakness would open the door for continued aggression, as would excessive military force. It is without question that there will be those made to pay for this horrific violence, but let this nation not spread that violence too far, thus creating another round of senseless victims. It is this pursuit of justice that must be tempered with the spirit of justice that this country claims to be built upon. A blind military rage will only open the door to further militant terrorism. Many within this country hail it is as a "great" nation, including the President. It is now time that the nation, its elected leaders and its military demonsirate that quality to be true. The grief and UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN SYSTEM INSTITUTIONS REMAIN OPEN By Kevin Boatright M ADISON -- All University of Wisconsin System institutions remained open Tuesday and classeswere and held as scheduled. According to UW System President Katharine Lyall, therewas no reason to believe that facu1ty,staff and students at the 26 campuses in the state werein any danger whatsoever,follOWingthe days apparent terronst attacks in New York and Virginia. 'We have been briefed by security staff on what hap- ~ned Tuesday morning," said yall,who was with her senior staffthis morning in Madison at a previously scheduled meeting. "While the State Capitol is closed to the public and the Wisconsin National Guard is on high-alert status, these are precautionary measures only. I think it's prudent that we exercise great care, bur there are no indica tions of a threat to any university campuses." Added Lyall, " I urge everyone in the UW System to remain calm. This was a terrible and tragic day for our country. My heart goes out to the victims of these attacks and their families. Our chancellors and their staffs are offering assistance to any UW System students, faculty and staff who are affected by what has happened." mourning in the hearts of individuals must bind this nation together. Through the pain and rage that has swept across this land, there must emerge a vision and wisdom to act with guarded speed and cautious force in pursuit of a tempered justice. President Bush stated that the resolve of the nation was being tested and stated that this great nation, would pass that test. This nation, however, must do more than Simply pass the test. It must do well in the process, est more 'fiolence fill the horizon. Finally, let the people of this campus, this community and this nation say a prayer for all those who have. lost a parent or a child, a brother or a sister, a husband or a wife. UW-Parkside Fall 2001 Policy on Adding and Dropping Classes By Dave Buchanan, Director UW-P Public Relations U w-parkside Fall 2001 Policy on Adding and . Dropping Classes The University of Wisconsin-Parkside has instituted a new policy for adding and dropping classes. Beginning this fall semester, students can . add any course for which they have the prerequisites during the first week of the semester. During the second week, appropriate courses may be -added with the written consent of the instructor. Beginning with the third week, a course may not be added. The Registrar's Office will determine comparable deadlines for courses less than a semester in length. Students can drop anv course during the first half of the semester. The Registrar's Office will determine comparable deadlines for courses less than a semester. in length. After the deadline, students can request permission to drop a course only for extraordinary non-academic reasons. Before requesting permission to drop, students should discuss their circumstances with the instructor. Any such request must be submitted to the Advising Center no later than the last day of instruction. The request must include a written explanation of the circumstances leading to the -equest. Requests will be reviewed periodically by the Academic Actions Committee. Granting of requests by the Academic Actions Committee is not automatic. students should not assume their Continued on page 8. pllllllll------------ • -THE A~NG=: - - -_ Name: _ Address: _ _ Phone#: _ E~mailAddress: _ How wou1d you like the ad to read? 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The bottom image shows the World Trade Center towers June 18, 1974, just over a year after they were dedicated. lAP Photo) , Page 5; September 11, 2001 "When I woke up, I felt two things: 1) The end of the world is coming and 2) Nostradamus is right again." -Jarnie Freeman "I think we should take care of ourselves instead of getting involved with other country's issues." -Geoffrey Williams . A woman standing on the Promenade in Brooklyn, N.Y., which pre- __ .. sents a view of the Manhattan skyline, reacts to a third explosion at the World Trade Center in New York, Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens) "America is not prepared for anything they say they are prepared for." -Lena Williams "It still affects me, but not as much as other people." -Jeff Sponenburg who the hell thought thai ent they had to make is ousands of innocent people, flave some psychos living in 'kInd of scary because n who's responsible we other world war and any of could be drafted, who ows what this could turn "I think this is one big event in a chain of events. It's inevitable. It's going to keep happening." -Opal Tomashevska "'l'""a-t f'!!'ir-st-,'!"'b-ut-:I:""d:-o-n:-'t~th'"':'in-'k-t:':"h:-is:"'"'l " "I was very sad and very devastated and shocked. You don't think that things like this will happen in your own country." -Heidi Servi "This is a surprise that I didn't want or expect." -Rachel Esquivel "It will devastate our economy, and it will require us to reprioritize our security measures. We'll have to take money from certain budgets when it's needed and put it all to defense." -Protessor Ross, Criminal Justice "I just thought that it was completely amazing that they could just take down the World Trade Center like that." -Jenny Fischer "We just have to remember that God is in control ...We just have to depend upon Him to guide our nation." -Ruth Hort "They're not expecting stuff like that to happen and it does." -Corey Nicks --- UW~ParksideTo Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month By Dave Buchanan, Director UW·P Public Relations The University and the student organization Latinos Unidos celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with a series of events starting Sept. 19. Festivities include music, dancing, food, workshops, games, and comedy. Most programs are free. Hispanic Heritage Month kicks off Sept, 19, at 11:30a.m. Boston's Rob Gonzalez and band provide the music with demonstrations of traditional Mexican dances from Ballet FolkJorico Nuestra Tradicion, and salsa/merengue by Latinos Unidos members. A Latino Food Fair will be available. The program is free and takes place in Main Place, Wyllie Hall. OW-Parkside students are invited to the campus-only Hispanic Heritage Month cookout and Welcome Back Social. The cookout is Sept. 21, at 11:30 a.m. at the Union Patio, and the Social is Sept. 26, in The Den (Union Recreation Center) from 8 to 10p.m. Both are free to students and feature food and games. Prizes will be awarded at the Social. Everyone is invited to the Oct. 3 Discussion Forum "Latino vs. Hispanic: Which is Politically Correct?" This event is in Union 104-106 at noon. E~oythecomedyofNew York's Eric Nieves, Oct. 4, in Union Square, at 7 p.m. And join in a Diversity Workshop with Dr. Samuel Betances, Oct. 12. A sociology professor at Chicago's Northeastern Illinois University, Dr. Betances has lectured and published extensively on diversity, social change, gender and race relations, demographic changes, and the global economy's impact on group relations in the US. This program is to be held in the Union Cinema Theatre beginning at 3:30p.m. The celebration closes with the second annual Hispanic Heritage Month Banquet and Dance, Oct. 13. The program features the Veronica Ortega Trio performing folk and dance songs. It begins with a reception at 6:30pm, dinner at 7 p.m. and dancing from 9:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $15 per person for the reception, banquet and dance, $5 for the dance only. For more information on Hispanic Heritage Month events.call Luis Benevoglienti at ext. 2731. September 13, 2001 Congratulations to all the Winners from the Student Org Advisor of the Year: 1hErEsa Castor, ParksidE AssocIatIon of Communicators Emerging Student Leaders: MErranda Houston, Christina Toon, Nicole Bamett:, Macy YUEn,Courtney ChristianSEn, Andres CEI,;tus Jr., NEliclaSandoval, Angie GomEs, Eyad MuSEtEif Amaldo Rivas Distinguished Student leaders: ' Diane Tsounls CharliE ZEllner Search &Screen CommittEEMember Service Award: MacyYuen Community Service Program Award: Student Organizations Council ParksklE Adult Student AlliancE Black Student Union Outstanc::lingStudent Organization: ParksklE Community Outreach Oub· leadership Scholarships: luis 8EnEvoglientl MacyYuEn - VIP Leadership Series Partidpant: Roy Rashid Outstanc::lingStudent Organization Member: Sarah KiEsI"Ing . ehUdonra DRIDDilDhiDng 1111111111111111 SePtember 13. 2001 • I Dancing I 4 Pool Table~ 3 Darts Machin 2 Golden Tees 10TVs Free Bus Shuttle between Parks ide and Spaids Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays 8:'"45pm, 9:'"45,1O~45,2am Pick up and Drop off in Molinaro/Parkside Union Parking lot. west end of arkin lot - .next to Ra er Hall 7 buildin Monda~ captian Morgan Fridaj{'s- DJ Dance Mix • Monday Nile Monday Football Party $1.50 All day TueSdaU;;'o,K.ri.Oi;ie:& ',:':\:; , ,"':'':,DJ,Oance Mix " ,:::+Y';-,<; :;.. .., " ' ,,' ' $2 Cuervo Shots :j;'$3'PitchersJ: ',>,', Hot Beef $3,"',,$~nr;Sh~t~,:;:':,' $2 Hooch Bottles I WednesdarCJr 18+ Dance Nile $5 Cover Must be 18 or Older Pizza$7 ' NoAlcollol will be Brats$2 SBl"lled Happy Hour 3-6 Every Day!! , $t.75 Domestic Bottles &' Rails Free Hot Dogs Hours: M-F 3pm -2am Sat/Sun llam- 2am 1146 Sheridan Road - Kenosha WI 552-0830 -. Attacked- continued from page 1. they cannot dent the steel of American resolve," he said. The President also said that the US government would not distinguish between the terronsts who committed the acts and the countries that harbor them. Early Wednesday morning, reports came in that at least 5 Arab men were in custody after being apprehended in Massachusetts. Among their personal effects were Arabic-language flight training manuals. No additional information had been released as of press time. UW-Parkside Fall 2001.Policy on Adding and Dropping Classes - Continued request will be granted. . Beginning in Spring 2002, a new policy for -withdrawing from the university will be instituted. The new policy states that a student may withdraw from the University during the first half of the semester. The Registrar's Office will determine comparable deadlines for courses less than a .sernester in length. Do You Expect To Graduate In December? Students must apply to graduate in Student Records, located in Wyllie Hall D189. Be sure you've met all requirements for graduation and are eligible to attend Commencement on Sunday, December 16, 2001. Apply today! . The capital of the United States struggled to get back on its feet September 12, 2001, a day after a hijacked pl.ane slammed into the Pentagon as part of a coordinated attack on America. President Bush, who returned to "':Iashmgton Tuesday evening, said federal agencies that were shut after the attacks ~n the Pentaqon and N~w Yo~k ~ World Trade Center will reopen for business Wednesday amid extra~rdinary ~ecurlty measures m t~e capital. ~1C~flghters look at the gaping hole in the Pentagon where hijacked Amencan Airlines Flight 77 crashed mto the bUlldmg September 11. (William Philpott/Reuters) Foreign Film series begins Thursday By Shannon Lerke Looking for some bold entertainment on campus? On September 13th the Italian movie titled Malena marks the beginning of the 2001-2002 foreign film series. This is the 20th year for the series and committee members have high expectations for the upcoming season. Foreign films used to be considered somewhat taboo in comparison to American flicks and the storylines are often considered to have higher quality then the media pushed Hollywood blockbusters. "For a long time foreign films were sexier then American films. There is more human interaction and character compared to American action films," commented Professor Don Kummings. Student Bennett Logterman shares similar views; lilt's a break away from Hollywood movies with 40 million dollars worth of special effects. Foreign films are actually about people." The founding members of the foreign film committee (FFC) are professors Norm Cloutier, Don Kurnrnings, and Rich Rosenberg who are still in charge of the program today. FFC is very popular among the cornmunity, but student FFC patrons are hard to find. In the first year of showings there were roughly 700 ticket holders, but due to ancient equipment, such as a sixteen-millimeter projector, some moviegoers lost interest. Thanks to local contributors and a slight raise in ticket prices the self-sufficient program was able to purchase updated equipment and the series regained status and currently has 1200 ticket-holders. Cloutier, Kumrnings and Rosenberg create a movie list every year that is derived from recent film catalogs, the New York City Film Festival and personal viewings. The ticket holders then have an opportunity to select titles from this list' and the popular picks are usually shown, but sometimes alterations are made to keep a variety in the cultural background of the movies. Not only are foreign films for entertainment, but often times students and other movie patrons walk away with something more. "Studying any culture gives you a different perspective," said student Megan Feifer. Student Rachel Larson commented that; "Foreign films helps us not to be so egocentric in thinking we are the best as a culture." For more information about FFC or for season tickets call 595-2345. Movie reviews are available online at www.uwp.edu/events/forfilm. Editors' Note On behalf of the Ranger News staff, the Editors would like to apologize for the following errors: In last week's issue, that of September 6, 2001, we gave advance notice of there being in this week's Issue a Fall Sports Preview and an article on the Ranger News staff's August trip to Washington D.C. Given the events of September 11, 2001, we are hopeful that you, the reader, can understand why the articles did not make it to press this week. We thank you for your continued interest in national and community events which affect us personally and we assure you that the articles will be in next week's issue. Thank you. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �-- ----- THE A~NGEFI September 27, 2001 ill I INSIOE PageS The Spencers are coming to UW-Parkside Page 4 The women's volleyball team learns the imPDl'b!nce of unity - Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Aequitas Issue 4 Vol. 32 Dialogue turns to debate Melissa Stephenson Assistant Co-Editor W ith feelings, thoughts and fears running rampant, the only way to truly stay emotionally healthy throughout all that has happened has beef' to talk about it, and Parkside officials know that. On Monday, September 24th, The Center [or Ethnic Studies, the Communication Department and the Office of the Chancellor sponsorea "The Terrorist Attacks: An Interfaith Dialogue" which featured representatives from Buddhist, Jewish, Christian and Muslim faiths. From 2:00 to 4:00 pm, students were supposed to be able to listen, vent and finally take time out to pray. That wasn't exactly .vhat happened. Instead, a debate went on for two hours about politics, legislature and issues somewhat tied to the attacks; however much of the discussion strayed off the subject. The religious heads that attended were: Pastor Bill Spottswood, Parkside Professor Marwan Wafa, Rabbi Dena Feingold, Reverend Tony Larsen, Reverend Tony Somlai, Reverend Lawrence Kirby and Mr. Ahmed Quereshi. The dialogue started out discussing the events that took place on September 11th, and the repercussions that are now taking place. Panelists began by reflecting on now their faith 'affected their outlook on September 11th's - events. The panelists described certain parts of their religion, their takes. on why the disaster happened and how to cope spiritually. It seemed as though the entire panel- was on the nefense at one time or anotner throughout the dialogue. For example, Professor Wafa shared his fear of having his wife leave the house after reports of hate crimes against Muslims. Both Professor Wafa and his wife are Muslim. Professor Wafa's brother, Quereshi, also a Muslim, pointed out that according to Muslim law, once a member of the Muslim faith commits such acts as murder or terrorism, anything going against the Koran (the Muslim sacred book of doctrine) they are no longer considered a Muslim. When things started to SlOW, studen-ts, faculty and guests were asked to go up to the microphone and ask the panelists questions. This is where it seemed as though the dialogue turned. The issue was no longer about what happened to the World Trade Center or the Pentagon. .The issues that were argued about for most of the last half of the" dialogue was politics, Israel and the many misconceptions people had. So what people hoped would be a time where students, faculty and others could mourn and share, ended up being a time for debates, clarifications and almost everything other than what happened. Issues that were raised were the possibility of uniting different religions, coming together for the sake of mourning and helping those in need. Parkside Freshman Katie Barriere said, "I thought it was scary that all of the religious leaders agreed that there could be unity between _·eligions.. It's as if none of them had strong faith at all in what they believed and that way they were saying that anything goes." Quereshi stated earlr on in the dialogue that al tne religiens there worship the same God. The Muslims call God, Allah. Allah is the Arabic word for God. Overall, many Issues were uiscussed, but not many of the issues that students really wanted answers to. Revamping the Den for new semester Brenda Dunham, Arts and Entertainment Not everyone knows this but there is a place on campus designed just for having fun and hanging out. Robert Coombs, former Parkside student recommends the.Den for everyone. "It's the best place you can go to take a break from studies without leaving the University." Coombs asks, "Why waste mileage and gas money when you can have better ~?cheaper services on campus. The Den has ten different video games, a jukebox, big screen TVs, foosball, air hockey, pool, ping pong, shot-clockbasketball, board games, and bowling. Coming soon are Internet ready computers and darts. The Den also offers food and refreshments that can be purchased with your meal plans or bear bucks (flex plan). A large assortment of beers can e bought with the Bear Bucks Above: Two patrons enjoy a relaxing game of air hockey. Left: It is never this easy to find an arcade game not being used. plan for those 21 and older. Den hours are MondayWednesday Il-Ilp.m., Thursday -Friday Ll-midnight, Saturday noon to midnight, and Sunday noon -10p.m. For more information about the Den you can call 595-2695. Below: Have you rolled a 300? Give it a try at the premier UWParkside lanes. Page 2 September 27,2001 THINGS H~ September 27 October 3 • Arts: ALNE! presents "The Spencers," Com. Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m., tickets: $12.50 • Friends of the Library presents: Civil War historian & author David Eicher, event includes book signing, Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor of Library, 7 p.m., free • Foreign Film: "Not One Less," Union Cinema Theater September 28 • ALL Lecture: "Eastern Europe & 1IsPosition in the World Today" with UWParkside Professor Laura Gellol!, Molinaro Hall, 1:15 p.m. • Volleyball vs. SIU-Edwardsville, SAC, 7 p.m. September 29 • Volleyball vs. Southern Indiana, SAC, 1 p.m. • Women's Cross Country @ Minnesota Invitational, 10 a.m. September 30 • Women's Soccer vs, Bellermine, Wood Rd. Field, 12:30 p.m. • Men's Soccer vs. Bellermine, Wood Rd. Field, 3 p.m. October 1 • Per1cectives. on ~eligious Issues: "The Problem of Suffering: Christian & · Bu dhist VIews, w ILinda Somlai, and Wayne Johnson, UW-Parkside Ementus Prof. of Philosophy, noon, Union 104-106, free • Education Issues for School Administrators: How Will Wisconsin's New Teachers Certification Requirement Affect My School w lOr. Mary Rose Moore, 7:30 a.m., $12 • Volunteer Fair, Upper Main Place, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. • Noon Concert: Chance, world chamber music, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Hispanic Heritage Month Forum: "Latino vs. Hispanic: Which Term is Politically Correct?" 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Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595.2295 ------ \ ISeptember 27, 2001 s.: Page 3 Ghana, South Africa: destinations of higher learning By Dave Buchanan Director, UW-P public relations T he University of Wisconsin-Parkside is offering students and area residents the opportunity to gain first-hand knowledge of modern SouthAfrica. The people, history, and ecology in this land of contrast will be the subjects of a six-week course and a IS-day visit this fall and winter. Participants will experience Cape Town and Stellenbosh, Johannesburg and Pretoria, and the Kruger National Park. They also will be immersed in Zulu culture and the history of South Africa. The tour takes place Dec. 29 to Waukegan classes now being offered By Kristi Vollmer Staff Reporter T his fall is the first time that a . University of Wisconsin system school is offering courses out of state. UW-Pwill offer courses at UniversityStation in Waukegan, IL. The goal IS to better serve thousands of Wisconsin residents working in Northern Illinois. Between 33,000 and 38,000Wisconsin residents work in Illinois,approximately 22,000 of them workingin the Lake County area. The Organizational Leadership' Certificate Program, offered at University Station in Waukegan, was approved last spring. The same programis offered on Parkside's campus through weekend college, four hours a weekfor ten weeks. Four courses complete the certificate; Introduction to Leadership, Human Resource Issues, Conflict Mediation and Practicum in Leadership. Students take one course at a time and progress through all four coursestogether. The Organizational LeadershipCertificate Program helps individuals gain leadership skills that alsofeed into a degree in interdisciplinary studies at Parkside's weekend college. Compared to other programs offered, this program is "broader enough to attract individuals from different industries," stated Deborah Davidson, Director of Credit Outreach for University of Wisconsin-Parkside. The Organizational Leadership Program is offered to Wisconsin and Illinois residents at the same tuition rate of $2,400. Full-time, as well as adjunct faculty, will be instructing program courses. Individuals, particularly those interested in management, may take these courses for credit or non-credit and they are open to all students. The purpose is to gain knowledge and skills useful to the workforce. University Station is an $800 million redevelopment plan for Lakehurst Mall in Waukegan, Illinois. The developers, Martin Tuohy Associates, will redevelop the 100-acre site to offer office ~nd retail space, in addition to housmg and higher education. In the works are discussions for a possible on-site Metra! Amtrack station. If interested, please attend the open house on October 2, 2001 from 6:00-7:00pm. Classes begin November 6, 2001. For more information contact Deborah Davidson, Director of Credit Outreach at 595-2018. Jan. 12, 2002. Prior to the tour, students and residents will study the country during a series of Wednesday night classes. The course is held from Nov. 7 to Dec. 12, from 6 to 7:45 p.m., and can be taken for three credits or on a noncredit basis. The deadline to register is Friday, Sept. 28. For information on the course and tour, call Professor Gerhard Schutte at ext. 2538 or access www.uwp.edu!academic!sociology!safrica.html via e-mail. Another trip being offered is to Ghana, West Africa. James Stills called his trip to Ghana "a life changing experience," one he's anxious to repeat. Stills, an adjunct Sociology instructor here, is working with Anthropology Professor Lillian Trager on a course and tour of Ghana. Trager said participants would experience West Africa like no tourist could. "We go to places ordinary visitors to Ghana would not. Tourists see the major cities, stay at hotels, and go to a few markets," Trager stated. "But because this is an educational trip, we get to experience a much wider range of cultures." - Tour participants start in the capital of Accra, visiting the city's Cultural Center and galleries. Then they leave the beaten path. Traveling north, they'll stop in Kumasi, known for its kente cloth weaving and wood carving, and in Tamale to learn about the people and culture of the north. The most emotional part of the tour is the visit to the slave castles of Cape Coast. The holding cells and the Door of No Return affect visitors of every race, but they have a special meaning for African Americans. "Many of today's African Americans descended from West African slaves," Stills said. "The opportunity to visit the slave ports and slave castles gives you a sense of history that was missed over the past 500 years." Prior to the trip, seven weekly Thursday evening classes about Ghana are held. Trager said the classes cover Ghana's culture and history while dealing with health and safety issues. Class size is limited to 18. Participants must have a valid passport before the Nov. 1 start of classes, and must register either for a three-credit course or on a non-credit basis. All students must be enrolled by Sept. 28. For more information, .call Lillian Trager at ext. 2543, or James Stills at (262) 619-6640. ._---~--: Dancing • 4 Pool Tabfe~ 3 Darts Mad1in~ 2 Golden Tees I 10 TVs I Free Bus Shuttle between Parkside and Spaids Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays 8:45pm, 9:45, 10:45, 2am Pick up and Drop off in MolinarolParkside Union Parking lot. 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Purchase any COPIA Specialty Sandwich & Beverage and Receive One Bag of Chips FREE! Please present coupon at time of purchase. Offer good through October 5, 2001 Page 4 September 27,2001 THe~e~ Mens soccer comes up with a win and draw By Dena Coady Sports Page Editor A fter Senior Andrew Nijoka found the back of the net with 3 minutes and 45 seconds left In the game, which gave Parkside a 2-1 victory on the road against Rockhurst in Kansas City, MO., It showed that the Rangers wanted to come home and win. On Friday, September 14th, the Rangers got that win. They beat Quincy 1-0. The only goal in the game was scored by Junior Seth Pearson. Senior Bill Wiedel gave the assist to Pearson who put the ball into the net. Freshman Ethan Richter had three shots, while BillWiedel had two shots on the goal. In a phone conversation, SophoWomen's soccer too hot to stop By Dena Coady Sports Page Editor C oming off a 1-0win against Sag- . inaw at Northern Michigan, the Rangers came home for games on Friday, September 14th and Sunday, September 16th with a victory each day. Those two victories put the Rangers 7-0-0 overall and 2-0-0 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference standings. Fridays game against Quincy was a 3-1 win. Senior Bryanna [urvis had a total of five shots while Sophomore Lorrie Jones had three shots on the goal. The goal keepers had an outstanding game: Abbigale Wild had four saves, while Marissa MonroeDevita had one save. In Sundays game, the Rangers beat Missouri-St.Louis 2-0. Parkside didn't make any shots on goal in the first 16 minutes of the game. Then the Rangers scored with 1:42 left in the first half to make it a 1-0 game, Freshman Allison Wild's corner kick to Sarah Hooser started the play that made it a 1-0 advantage. Sophomore Carly Huber finished the play by kicking the ball real hard into the net. The Rangers, as of press time, are in the best start of Parkside's history. Let's hope that they keep the streak alive. Ranger Women's' next game is Sunday, September 30th at home, Good Luck! more Kevin Dieckhof stated that the win against Quincy felt great. "Quincy was always one-two with us, It fe~! good to have .control ?f the game. The win agamst QUIncy put the Rangers 5-0-0 overall and 1-0-0in the Great Lakes Valley Conference standings. "We played very well with Quincy," said Dieckhof. In a phone conv.ersatioll/ Coach Kilps said that against QUIncy the team did very well, used solid defense and took control of the game. On Sunday, September 16th, at home against Missouri-St.Louis, the outcome of the game was less than pleasing. The final came down to a draw, 1-1. Parkside was ranked 5-0-1 overall and 1-0-1 in the GLVC standing as of press-time. The good part of that game is Parkside did hold Miss-St.Louis scoreless for the first 65 minutes. Then MISS.- St.Louis headed the ball past Senior Thorn Peer to even the score at 1 a piece. The Rangers held sconng threats in the final 30 minutes of regulation and both of the 15 minute overtimes, but just couldn't seem to score the winning shot. . Ethan Richter once agam had three shots and Andrew Nijoka had two shots on the goal. Dieckhof said that the game against Miss.- St.Louis was disappointing, but he feels they played their best. "We almost lost our drive," said Dieckhof. "During practices we have been steppmg up and working real hard on mistakes we made." ...... , "Against Miss.-St.Louis we didn t playas well as we had been playing this year," said Kilps. "It's a matter of maturity and composure, but they didn't lack interest." The Ranger mens next game is Sunday, September 30th at home. Good Luck! Student vs. faculty soccer game to come By Dave Buchanan Director, UWP public relations F .e.Hack 'n Slash will again sponsor the annual student vs. faculty/ staff soccer game. The game will be played at 1 p.m. on Sunday, October 14, just before the last Ranger mens home soccer game. Practices, for both students and faculty / staff, will be held Wednesdays at 4:45 p.m. on field 6/7 ( next to the baseball field). All UW-Parkside students, faculty, and staff are invited to play: players of all ages and abilities are welcome. For more information, call Greg Mayer at (262) 595-2074 or e-mail mayerg@uwp.edu uw-p women's volleyball masters team unity By Dena Coady Sports Page Editor T he volleyball team learned a lesson or two about what it means to be a team. On Friday, August 10th the volleyball team attended the ropes course at Rogers Memorial Hospital. The ropes course is about 20-35 ft. depending on the activity. The activity that the Rangers did was Multi-Mind. The 'Center for Organizational Advancement (COA) of Rogers Memorial Hospital sponsors the rope course. The insight that the COA offers is the ability to improve team performance through unity and trust. In order for a team to be successful, the team members must learn to embrace change. The COA focuses on a variety of team-related topics such as leadership, motivation, adaptability, trust, cooperation, goal-setting and communication. COA has a Together Educators Corporations Help (TEACH) program. The TEACH program partners schools with businesses who assist. in funding which an adopted class offers a special "thank you" by assisting with a special volunteer project or providing a related community service. "It all started at about 9:00 a.m. and then we broke for lunch," said volleyball Coach Melissa Woltner. "Then we started back at noon and went till 4:00 p.m." Freshman Kandi Bauer is afraid of heights but went along and did the ropes course. "Everyone of my teammates were encouraging me to try it, so I did," said Bauer. "It hasn't Several members of the women's volleyball team participate in an activity to help teach them about the importance of unity and teamwork. stopped my fear of heights though." Woltner stated that it was a lot of fun for the girls. "We attended a dinner at one of the girls house the next night and that is all they talked about," said Woltner. Coach Woltner said that it was just mind over matter. The reason why this woule bring a team together is the simple fact of helping each other out and guiding one another, Just like Bauers' teammates did for her by encouraging her to take on her fear. Senior Maggie Schultz did it last year and said this year was more challenging. "This year ws also a lot of fun, and it was good to do before the season started so we got to know about the new teammates in the beginning," said Schultz. "It let us bond and trust one another." "The team gets along very well. They seem to be better at the end," explained Woltner. "Different people on the team became different leaders." As for Bauer, she said she is proud to have done it. According to Woltner it's worth it for any organization to give this a try. It's worth the time and money. If you would like to know more about the eOA at Rogers Memorial Hospital, contact 1- 800-767-4411 or 262-646-4411. Resources are available 24 hours a day and seven days a week. You can also visit their web page at www.rogershospital.org PageS - "Chance" comes to Parkside By Dave Buchanan spirit. Individually, Willett and Leah have recorded and performed with Herbie Hancock, Herb Alpert, John Williams, and Robert Goulet, among others. Their music has enjoyed considerable airplay on U.S. college radio stations, National Public Radio, and television. Their latest CD release is "So Much to Think About" on Portal Records. They work annually for the Milwaukee Symphony as part of the orchestra's artist in residency program Parking for this concert is available in the Union parking lot. Noon Concerts are free of charge and presented with financial support from the uwParkside Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee. For more information, call the UW-Parkside Music Department at (262) 595-2457. Director, UW-P public relations KENOSHA, Wisconsin.-The Universityof Wisconsin-Parkside's Noon Concertseries continues Wednesday, Oct. 3, with the chamber fusion of Chance.Presented in the Union CinemhaTheater, this program is open to t e public. Firstheard nationally on the hit TV show "Northern Exposure," Chance membersEd Willett and Cheryl Leah ~ay a,~ybrid musical form:" chamber b sron -that combmes classical chamer music, folk, and jazz. The result is a Soundthat is dramatic thought-pro- vakin ' tr g and often amusing. There is s ~ng melodic and poetic content, per ormed with a great lightness of ----_.~-= THe Al=lNGeA September 27,2001, Late-Night resumes with sadnes'S='~~ik~. By Tiffany Grant Staff Reporter T he talk shows went back on the air September 17th and 18th just one week after America was attacked. They have one of the toughest jobs of all: how do they make America laugh in the face of tragedy? ThISwas a challenge for David Letterman when he resumed the taping of the Late Show on Monday the 17th. As most people know, Letterman tapes 'his show in the heart of New York City and is a very private person. . Since his heart bypass surgery in January 2000 we haven't seen him show much emotion, but on the 17th we did. He was holding back tears as he tried to get through the first part of the show. This is usually filled with Jokes about current events and politicrans. Instead, he gave his appreciation for Mayor Rudolph Gulliani and of the men and women who lost their lives September 11. He especially gave thanks to NYC s finest and bravest, the police and firefighters. He's had them on his show many times for comedy bits, but has not shown a true appreciation for them until now. As he said on his show, "I hope I never take these people for granted again." I get chills thinking that maybe one or more of those firefighters that have been on his show are among the dead or missing. When it was time to go to break the show faded to black, replacing what use to be music and a picture of the New York City skyline. It's hard to believe that the skyline we are all so use to seeing doesn't exist anymore. When he returned, America was drawn to tears when Dan Rather of the CBS Evening News emotionally broke down talking of the event. We saw that night that a well-known comedian and a serious anchorman are also just human. David Letterman showed Americans that if he were to stay off the air the terrorists would have won. As hard as it was for him to corne back, he showed true patriotism by allowing his show to go on. . UW-P Arts: ALIVE! Presents the Magic of The Spencers! ,,~w, The award winning illusionists, The Spencers, are coming to UW-Parkside Thursday, September 27, at 7:30PM in the Communication Arts Theatre. By Tiffany Grant Staff Reporter T he award winning illusionists, The Spencers, are corning to UWParkside Thursday, September 27, at 7:30PM in the Communication Arts Theatre. The Spencers are a unique state-ofthe art illusion act. They not only entertain, but they bring their audience into the show. Kevin Spencer, of The Spencers said, "We are very audience interactive. We want the audience to experience our performance, not just watch." . Joanne Yantis, Director of Special Productions says, "It's a unique production. It's on the cutting edge." She also told the Ranger News, "They have won some of the same awards as David Copperfield." Look forward to seeing "The Milk Can Escape," a newer version of the classic "saw-a-woman-in-half" act. Go see why the Daily News is calling the Spencers the "modern day Houdini's!" Reserve your seat now, and escape from reality and into an illusion for the night. Call ext. 2345 or stop by the information center in the Union. Tickets are just $12.50. / Page 6 United We Staria~~ By JelfAlley Staff Photographer A s I sit here reflecting on what I have witnessed and what this country has witnessed this past week, 1wonder if things will ever be the same. Will 1be able to show my children and grandchildren the skylines of Milwaukee and Chicago or will they be just stories from the distance past, the way our generation looks at World War Il. Over the past week 1have finally seen what it really means to be an American and how very special that is. Day by day things have begun to sink in and day-byday 1 have seen more American flags being displayed. Whether flags flying at half staff from flag poles to flags hanging up on front porches to flags stuck in the ground along the length of North Main Street in Racine. On Saturday 1 had the privilege in participating in a car wash to establish a scholarship for the children of the fallen firefighters. The firefighters were among the first on the scene of the first plane crash and were among the first killed by such a senseless act. It is there heroism that we should be all blessed to have. Their selfless acts perhaps saved the lives of countless people. 1was profoundly affected by things 1 saw there. First the never ending line of cars to be washed, and when it was all said and done more than 700 cars were washed. The age of people there ranged from four to seventy-five 1would guess. There were people who did not make the car wash who sent money with those who were going. People would get out oftheir cars after they were washed and offer to help wash other cars. There were people of all walks of life and ethnic backgrounds washing cars, all united to achieve a common goal, to raise what 1 later found out to be the staggering amount of $25,000 for the car wash, food sales, and what 1want to call the red white and blue sale, this consisted of yarn necklaces and ribbons to wear. 1 have never felt such a sense of togetherness working side by side with my fellow Americans for the common goal of helping others. Which, in the big picture, is giving us hope that our country, the greatest country in the world, will not only continue to unite our people, but will continue to grow as the war against terrorism gets underway. To Quote President Bush, "I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you, (cheers go up) and the people who knocked fhese buildings down will hear all of us soon." Ihave never been prouder to call myself an American, but finally 1am just beginning to understand just what that means. 1 hope all of you realize what being an American means and you take as much pride in that as 1do. September 27, 2001 RETAIL TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT OPENING OCTOBER 4TH! Ralph Marlin Ties, the leader in novelty neckware with over 1000 styles of ties from M&M'S to LOONEY TUNES has openings for FULL TIME AND PART TIME SALES ASSOCIATES in our seasonal cart location at GURNEE MILLS. We will be open OCTOBER 4TH through JANUARY 1ST. Earn extra income for the holidays and have fun doing it. Pay commensurate with experience. For more information, call JACKIE or BRIAN at 262-857-6841 Ralph Marlin Ties www.ralphrnarlin.com KtaOlb. Orillla.J O.d.l M.U 7700 l20tb Mo .•• 110511J1 . "tII01ba, WI 531~1 �r7J,2001 - POLICE BlAT 9/13101 Inc #01-662 Underage Drinking, Ranger Hall, 12:43 a .m, UPPS was asked to meet with an RAregarding a dispute between two roomma tes . Investigation revealed one subject was intoxicated and a citation was written for underage use of alcohol along with citations for possess ion of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. One subject received a citation for possession of alcohol. Inc #01-664 Traffic Accident, Union parking to retire.Looking for individual to take 21 year old busie Baker, 414-571- or time freexceloffice.net. :4ctors Wanted / Actors Males and ages0-75+,all sizes, for TV magazines, No experiencerequired. JobS start Oct. 20, 27. time,flexiblehours. We • Spring break instantly! WWW.INTER-I CAMPUS.COM or call ~- ir------=:=----==--------------------, 800-327-6013 g]:laranteed lowest price! All destine- . tions! Fifteen years ~pen- 2001 Faml-Iy ence! Wanted: Representative and organizations..e~rn Da:.rV top $$$, build your resume' • Spring break 2oo2!!!Stlldent Express in now hiring salea . reps. Cancun features )i'REE meals and parties <ill.. )i'at Tuesdays - MTVBea"h Headquarters. 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Toapply,bring a snapshot to: The Marriott Hotel, Racine, WI (I 94, exit hwy 20, 4 miles east) TUESDAY,OCTOBER9TH.Arrive anytime between 7pmlOpm. Under 18bring a parent. Spring Break • Spring Break with STS, America's #1 Student Tour Operator. Promote trips oncampus earn cash and free trips. Info/Reservations 1- 800-648-4849 www.ststravel.com. 9/14/01 Inc #01-668 UWS-Chapter 18, Deposit of Human Waste, Pine tree between -RangerHall and Building 1, 12:48 a.m. An individual was observed to be urinating on a pine tree. Citation was issued. Inc #01-669 Underage Alcohol/Possession· of Controlled Substance, University Apartments, Upper Patio, 1:26 a.m. While on routine patrol, UPPS officer observed a male individual holding a beer can. Investigation led to the subject being cited for underage 'drinking-1st offense, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana. Inc #01-670 Traffic Violation-Driving on Walkway, Corom. Arts lot, 11:24 a .m. Complainant called to report a vehicle drove from the Irmer Loop sidewalk into the Corrrrn.Arts lot. Complainant was concerned for the safe- . ty of people in the lot. UPPS will investigate the license plate that was given. 9/15/01 Inc #01-671 UWSChapter 18, Depcsit of Human Waste, Volleyball court, University Apartments, 1:00 a.m. While on routine patrol, Officer observed two subjects urinating on the grass. The violation was discussed with the individuals prior to the issuance of citations. 9/16/01 Inc #01-674 Suspicious Circumstances,_ Univer> sity Apartments, 11: 54 p.m. Resident reported seeing a silver butter knife sticking in the window frame of a window. Complainant placed the knife on the window ledge and 15 minutes later, noticed it was gone. Officer checked the window but found no pry marks and -therewas no evidence of forced entry. Student was advised to call UPPS if she hears anything suspicious and to make sure the windows are locked from the inside. Inc #01-675 Medical Assist, Union parking lot, 1:34 p.m. UPPS assisted a visitor who had fallen in the lot and received a laceration when her head hit the pavement. Kenosha Med. 4 responded and transported subject to Kenosha Memorial Hospital. Inc #01-676 Vandalism, University Apartments lot, 7:05 p.m. Student reported the mirror on the left side of her vehicle had been ripped from its base and was left hanging from the window. No suspects or "HomeA.wa~ From Home" Paget witnesses. 9/17/01 Inc #01-677 Traffic Accident, Union Parking lot, 8:53 a.m. Student' making a left turn from a parking aisle, struck another student's vehicle. There were no injuries. State accident report completed. 9/18/01 Inc #01-678 Suspicious Circumstances, Greenquist Hall, 10:58 a.m. Employee reported items changed around in her office and changes to the computer station. Staff member will contact UPPS if there are further disturbances. Ext.ra patrol of the area requested Inc #01-679 Disorderly Conduct, Sports & Activity Center, 11:41 a.m. Staff member reported a male subject entered the building wi thout showing an I.D. Subject was loud and uncooperative about the situation and Athletic staff members agreed the subject was not allowed in the building without the proper ID. UPPS officer warned subject regarding his attitude. 9/19/01 Inc #01-681 UWSChapter 18, Deposit of Human Waste, East entrance of Ranger Hall, 12:54 a.m. While on routine patrol, UPPS officer observed a male subject urinating next to Ranger Hall east doors.A citation was issued for that offense. 11) 8reakfast with the ehaneellor MaSie IlaIloo.. eari08turist earlbbean earni .. ) Sea.enger Hunt - Tailgate Party Mi.sion IJ\IPIlOVable freaky Photos Ventriloquist·PhilHugh.. A Luau Ilinner Make ,our own Video eo.mie 80wling Ilugb)l (lame All at the 2001 family 'Oily. Saturday, Oetober 20th Wateh ror more inromation, or 0811262.505.2218. t" f The Parkside Cafe Hours: I Union 01 Level (formerly the Dining Room) Mon-Fri 7am-2pm A variety offamiliar foods and freshly made entrees Mon-Thurs 4:30pm-7pm for breakfast lunch, and dinner. Sat-Sun 11:30am-l :30pm > > > > • > > Copia Bread Company • , Union 01 Level, Union Square - • Union , Now I 5ervjng classICand hearty sandwjches. Open 10..... • - Stone Willy's Pizza Hours: Union 01 Level, Union Square Mon-Thurs llam-l0pm High quality fresh pizzas made to order and baked Fri llam-lpm to perfection. Fri Spm-7pm Sat-Sun Spm-7pm Grnq Black Star Grille Union 01 Level, Union Square An array ofgrilled foods including a variety ofdaily specials. Java Coast How I Molinaro Hall L1 Concourse 'Pen. High quality, premium roosted coffees, 100% Columbian and snack items, Hours: Mon-Thurs Mon-Thurs Fri Sam-lpm Spm-Spm Bam-lpm Wyll Wyllie's Market Wyllie Hall, Lower Main Place A convienience store that also has a solad bar, deli, and grilled items. Opening Soon! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 4, September 27, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. One Student Makes a Difference Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE A~NGER October 4,2001 Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Aequitas Issue 5 Vol. 32 .ill I INSIOE U!, f"'.-t w' IF To ~ Ml!!!R ClPft"l I"lCII •• oc=t,11 t..IlJc::lII CII.....' , I .. -=-.-=-- . ......., ~!!l IIelF=I:::o ~ -.:>0 '-<IIC»Il ChIc::.8c;lo ~e; One Student Makes a Difference By Tiffany Grant Reporter S ince the national tragedy that occurred on September 11, America has seen the best sides of people come. out. This patriotism has inspired UW-Parkside's very own Crystal Smith. Smith, a junior majoring in molecular biology, wanted to do something for the victims of the recent terrorist attacks. In between her classes, full time work schedule, and tutoring she has solely made 500 USA pin-and-ribbon sets with all proceeds going to the United Way September 11 Fund. She said this fund "goes to families and organizations to help with immediate relief." Crystal told the Ranger News that, "As of earlier today (September 24) south eastern Wisconsin raised $1,940,000 for that particular fund." The 500 pin-and-ribbon sets took her forty hours to make. They are in such high demand that she will be making 500 more. "People have called me up wanting more (ribbons)," Smith said. Her fellow coworkers have volunteered to help Crystal make more of these ribbons, since her schedule is very tight. She said her supply of reel;white, and blue ribbons are okay for now, but she doesn't know where she will find more. Anything red, white, and blue is hard to find these days. Hancock Fabrics, where she buys her supply, are completely sold out of patriotic colored ribbon. She started this act of patriotism by "justhanding them out to promote unity." After a while, people began giving donations. She then contacted the United Way Foundation and got permission to collect donations. Thereis no set price for these ribbons. "Any donation counts," Smith said. "The pins that she makes cost about twentv-fivecents to make, and anything over that is making' money (for the victims)." She can be found in Molinaro and Greenquist halls, or in the Tutoring Center where she tutors physics, chemistry, and biology. . Her inspiration for making these ribbons is Professor Pirooz "Paul" Mohazzabi. Smith said, " He is of Middle 'Eastern decent and helped me . come to grips (with this tragedy), and has touched me in a very special way. He is a wonderful person." . Many college students don't have a lot of money that they can donate to help the victims of September 11, but just one dollar can make a difference. For this Parkside student, her devotion to making patriotic ribbons and donations to victims of this national tragedy is something to be applauded and remembered. Words of war plague the nation What is to come of the 4ttack on America? By Shannon Lehrke Features Editor O sama bin Laden has been named the prime suspect for the September 11terrorist attack. The reasons for his actions are not clearly defined, but if he was attempting to debilitate American freedom, create econorruc hardships, or to increase racism in this country, he has succeeded. The new American catch phrase is United We Stand. Although this unity expresses American pride, I!~s not holding true. Many CItizens with a Middle East~rn heritage are being faced WIth acts of racism and hate m this county. United We Stand and united we fall. Increased security is also another effect of this event. Airports around the country are re-evaluating and revamping their security procedures. Airline patrons are now r~commended to arrive at the airport at least two hours before their scheduled departure time. Convenient curbside check-ins will not be readily available and regulations in baggage check-ins and customs procedures are also under evaluation. Not only is the airline industry taking new precautions, .but it is also taking a major economic downfall, as well as related industries. Airports were closed for two days due to the horrific event and since the reopening passengers are hesitant to fly, Fewer trips are being taken and hot tourist spots remain desolate. Hundreds of thousands of people have been laid off in these industries and It may have an enormous effect on the economical stability in the country. Americans fear another attack within the next year, but the governl!'ent and supporting rountnes are, trying to ensure that this will not happen. A war may be in the future, for the United States, against any person of county affiliated with the attack or that is in support of terrorism tactics. The United Nations put a freeze estimated of 90 million dollars against the Taliban and terrorist groups. Other counties such as Australia, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates and France have also announced a freeze on terrorist assets. The final outcome of this tragedy is unknown, but the effects will be everlasting. Organizations are getting together to help the families of those who lost loved ones. The Red Cross, United Way, and the Salvation Army are places to start if one is looking to donate. Campus organizations are also making arrangements to help the families. Look for updates in the Ranger News and around campt.J-s.For c?ntinuous updated information visit www.cnn.com, For donation information contact the United way at 800-710-8002, the Salvation Army at 1-800- 725-2769 or contact the local Red Cross. Dlaloque, not Debate By Jonathan Shailor, Fay Akindes. Elenie Opffer, Theresa Castor, and Rozanne Leppington A s communication professors who or anized "The Terrorist lttacks: An Interfaith Dialogue," in association with the Center for Ethnic Studies and the Office of the Chancellor, we are disappointed by the lack of journalistic integrity in the lead article, "Dialogue turns to debate," in the September 27th issue of The Ranger. The article fails to present a fair and balanced report of the dialogue and, instead, reinforces the dichotomous thinking (us/them, good/evil, Christian/Muslim) that frames most mediated news stories. Stephenson expresses her disappointment in the event, claiming that "students were supposed to be able to listen, vent and finally take time out to pray. That wasn't exactly what happened." The actual objectives of the Interfaith Dialogue, made explicit beforehand in publicity materials and again at the start of the event by moderator Jonathan Shailor, differ from those stated by Stephenson. As described by Shailor in his introduction, the purpose of the event was to: 1) present a range of cultural and religious responses to current events; 2) model the careful and compassionate exploration of differing points of view, 3) explore common ground, 4) offer the campus community and the wider community an opportunity to gather and share their heartfelt concerns, 5) present an opportunity for us to understand and embrace our Muslim brothers and sisters, and 6) address the fear and ]{atred that is being directed at Muslims, Arabs, Indians, and people of color more generally. As for the objectives that Stephenson describes (listening, venting, praying), we assume students listened at the event. Indeed, Jonathan Shailor began the event by continued on page 4 THINGS October 4 Rd. Field, 12:30 p.m. • Men's Soccer vs. Indianapolis, Wood Rd. 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MyrtmUblJ Rosie Veziiidis Photography DU:ct~ Jeffrey Alley KoryHolm Amber Nichols Arts and Entertainment Editor Brenda Dunham • , October 4, 2001 ~ @ THe Al=INGeA Page 3 Local organization sponsors benefit game By Rosie Veziridis Reporter B ig Brothers/Big Sisters of Racine and Kenosha counties is sponsoring an event at UW-Parkside in the SAC (Student Activity Center) to be held on October 9, 2001 at 7 p.m. Tickets can be purchased for $7 in advance or $10 at the door. Children four and under are free. There'll be a presentation by the Harlem Ambassadors, a professional basketball troop, which will be coached by Lade Magic. The Ambassadors played in 14countries, on three continents. Amazingly, they were the only team selected to entertain troops in Bosnia and Kosovo. On their current tour, they'll be making stops in various cities in Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, and Minnesota During October. In November they'll return to illinois and also perform in Ohio, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Tennessee. Mark Eickhorst, Director of Fundraising for Big Brothers/Big Sisters, whom has been a Big Brother himself for three years, explains the event. "It's bringing affordable, quality family entertainment into the area and at the same time raising funds and awareness to our efforts. We're bringing in the Harlem Ambassadors, and they're playing a team called the Friendly Enforcers." He went on '0 explain, "The opposing team is made up of law enforcement officers from the Kenosha and Racine Police and Sheriff Departments." The special coach for the game will be McGruff, the Crime Dog. Michelle Wegner, Volunteer & Experimental Coordinator, discusses her position in the volunteer program here at UW-Parkside. "I inform and give them applications to get them involved if they're interested in the program. And different options are offered that would fit with most people's schedules." She added that "MenThe Harlem Ambassadors come to UW-P ... UW-Parkside receives major SC Johnson Fund teacher education grant Dave Buchanan Director, U W-P Public Relations T he University of WisconsinParkside has received a $338,000 grant from the SC Johnson Fund to plan an innovative program for the education of future and current teachers. In announcing the University's receipt of the grant, UW-Parkside Chancellor John Keating said there is a critical need for educators in many disciplines due to the escalating number of retiring teachers. "This grant gives UW-Parkside an opportunity to address the needs of teachers," Keating said. "The State of Wisconsin has enacted new requirements for teacher licensure effective in 2004,and the grant will allow us to tailor our approach to teacher education so our students exceed the new requirements. We appreciate this generous grant from the SC Johnson Fund, and we know it will have a lastin.g, positive impact on school districts throughout the region and state." Keating went on to say the University will work diligently with the campus, regional communities, and national experts to develop its new approach to teacher education. He said faculty in the various disciplines on campus are eager to work together to enhance the education of educators. "The cumulative expertise of our faculty will enable us to forge one of the most innovative education programs in the country. 1 believe the University is in a position to make this transformation now," he added. "The need for exceptionally well trained teachers is apparenrr and our response to this need fits our mission. Further, the changing licensure process in the state has made the timing of this grant ideal." Keating emphasized the regional scope of the grant, saying all area districts will feel its benefits. He also praised the SC Johnson Fund for rec- . ognizing the need for continuous improvement of teacher education in southeastern Wisconsin, and was gratified the Fund chose UW-Parkside to lead this effort. ... led by Lade Majic toring programs are invaluable; from offering guidance to giving encouragement and support. The student must be patient, a good listener, and model appropriate behavior." To be involved in the program, a student must spend 3-5 hours a month, for a year with the child. Committing toattending four events throughout the year. In-school based involvement at the child's school is also important, As well as taking them to such places as the mall, movies, a park, or any other interesting activity. Although a student isn't required to spend money on the child when they take them out, discounts are offered if the student wishes to take them to an event of some sort. For more information, call Reach Your Mark, LLC, Promotions, Marketing and Public Relations at area code (262) 639-5331.Tickets are available in Kenosha at the Big Brothers/Big Sisters Office, 625 57th Street, Piggly Wiggly, 221580th Street, Super Sports Footwear 3206 80th Street, and Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce, 715 56th Streei. The Racine branch can be found at 824 6th Street and 4011 Durand Avenue, Rojos Pub, 1317 Yout Street and WRJN/WEZY, 4201VictoryAvenue. Page 4 ----- ---~- " THe AQNGeA Dialogue, not Debate continued urging everyone present to understand that "what dialogue is about is most of all, listening: with an open mind, not an uncritical mind, but an open mind, and most importantly, an open heart." Another aspect of the dialogue format that Shailor emphasized was the careful and respectful exchange of ideas. This was not a prayer service and was not advertised as one. Nor was it an exercise in "venting," which involves the unchecked (and sometimes volatile) statement of emotion. It is one thing to express one's feelings, another to indulge them. The term "venting" suggests indulgence. So if the event was organized, advertised and presented as a structured dialogue, not a prayer service or open forum for venting, how can Stephenson claim that the event was "supposed to be" these things? It seems that she wanted the event to be these things, and perhaps some students agreed with her (she does not say how many students, and given the several instances of misrepresentation in her article, we would have good reason to question any numbers she might come up with). An ethical J'ournalist would have read the pub icity and interviewed the organizers of the event to describe accurately the goals rather than create her own. If criticisms of the event were made (and inclusion of alternative views is also a hallmark of good journalism), then the sources of those criticisms would be clearly identified. Instead, Stephenson lets her personal distaste for the event color her entire report, in the process misrepresenting what actually occurred. One of her criticisms is that the event turned out to be more of a "debate." We have established that part of her disappointment seems to lie in the fact that there was no praying and no venting. But what about dialogue? Was the event more debate than dialogue? The organizers, panelists, and many audience members who spoke to us after the event didn't seem to think so. Part of the problem is that these terms fre broad, and . there is more than one way to "debate," more than one way to "dialogue." Fundamentally, however, debates are about taking sides, establishing one's own position and undermining the position of one's opponent. This did not happen. Dialogues are about listening to many voices, expressing one's own belief with the recognition that it is just that, sharing information, and learning together. That happened. Stating claims, providing evidence, making one's reasoning explicit, and acknowledgin~ differences of opinion are in the 'gray zone": depending upon how they are done, they may serve either debate or dialogue. Perhaps Stephenson mistook some of the argumentation for debate. They are not the same thing. Stephenson also claims that "much of the discussion strayed off the subject" (of the terrorist attacks). This IS true only If we define the relevance of the terrorist attacks strictly in terms of what happened on September 11, 2001. If we are interested in the many shock waves that the attacks sent through vast areas of our lives and social institutions, then what counts as "off the subject"? In a dialogue, a comment is "on the subject" if a speaker feels it to be so. All the speaker's remarks and audience questions/comments were connected in some significant way to the events of September 11. The failure to see this is a failure of the moral imagination. . Aren't good reporters supposed to account for multiple points of view-not only the points of view that favor their own biases? It looks like Stephenson interviewed one student for sure (one is named). From whom else did she elicit an opinion about the event? We can think of 20 people right off the top who were at the event and who had positive things to say about it. Why is not one positive evaluation included in Stephenson's article? Another of Stephenson's claims is that "it seemed as though the entire panel was on the defense at one time or another throughout the dialogue." Since she offers only two examples, and those without expla- . nation, it is difficult to know what she means by this. Is someone who acknowledges a difference of opinion (as many did) "on the defense"? Is someone who challenges a widely held assumption (as many did) "on the defense"? The comment seems vaguely critical, even patronizing, but Stephenson does not deign to elaborate. Instead, she presents the following two examples of people "on the defense." In the first example, the use of Dean Wafa's story about his wife as an instance of the "defensive" nature of the dialogue was taken out of context. Dean Wafa shared this story during his opening statements when panelists were asked to share their reactions/ feelings/ experiences of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and how their faith informed their understanding and experiences. In the second example, another Muslim speaker, Mr. Ahmed Quereshi, points out that according to the Qur an (Stephenson used the outdated Anglicization "Koran") people who commit terrorist acts are no longer considered Muslim. Were these men "on the defense," or October 4. 2001 : ative American a Tau Delta, the ty. All students free otf.-campus ed by his parents at 17 was taken 10 an e he awaited an adopnever happened. The abusive raised him thought of g mor", than "a dirty ge yeatS with a farm tie hope as he was rto 9 fed, and clothed is family and herto learn abouf the own, ry; told through a series is devoid of self-pity. how he, like the locust, patiently waited to awaken and emerge. "1 walked through weeds on the playground to see l?,rasshoppers of alJ. sizes leap and fly,' recalls Razor. "One, 1 learned, the one of the boys called locust, slept seventeen years in darkness before soaring into the summer light." The epilogue of this coming of age story sketches Razor's adult Iivelibood lis a joumeyman electrician, his decision to investigate his reviled Native heritage, and discusses the three children who have enriched his life- As an adult, Razor researched his past and his culture and began dancing in powwows and learning to make traditional garments, including hand dr\11TlS',rattles, and jingles. His slory is of interest to everyone, and the public is invited to meet him. were they sharing their experiences and beliefs so that they would be better known? It is interesting that her two examples of defensiveness are limited to the Muslim participants. If, as Stephenson claims, "the entire panel" was "on the defense, why do her examples focus exclusively on the Muslim participants? Stephenson claims that audience members were invited to the microphone to ask questions "when things started to slow." This is an odd perception that once again reveals how out of tune the author was with what was actually happening (and how "in tune" she was with her own pervasive disgruntlement). According to plan, after each speaker presented for five minutes, the focus shifted to questions from the floor. There was an immediate and constant flow of questions, so much so that many were left unasked when the event ended two hours later. Where did Stephenson come up with the idea that things "started to slow"? The one audience member that Stephenson interviewed was a freshman who is quoted as saying, "I thought it was scary that all of the religious leaders agreed that there could be unity between religions. It's as If none of them had strong faith at all in what they believed and that way they were saring anything goes." Like the author 0 this article, her interviewee had expectations that ran contrary to the purfose of the event. When the topic 0 differences among the religious perspectives represented came up, one of the speakers explicitly pointed out a key difference among some of the faiths, but also emphasized that he felt that the purpose of the event was to highlight the commonalities rather than differences. Both Stephenson and her interviewee seem to have little conception of what an "interfaith dialogue" is-or perhaps they simply reject its objectives. In either case, Stephenson's use of only one informant who appears to support her dislike for the event is further evidence of her ill-informed and heavily biased reporting. She concludes by stating, "overall, many issues were discussed, but not many of the issues that students really wanted answers to." This remark is puzzling given the many questions that students did pose via note cards and by personally approaching the microphone. We can only conclude that the issues that Stephenson wanted addressed were not. Stephenson has abused her position as a journalist by broadcasting her narrow and unsympathetic viewpoint, supporting it with partial and inaccurate evidence, andyresenting it as a front-page news story. If the author of the article did not have the sense to follow principles of journalistic integrity, at the very least the CoEditors-in-Chief, Daniel Frake and Benjamin Schmidt, and Ranger Advisor, Dave Buchanan, should have put her article where it belonged: on the editorial page, IOctober 4, 2001 Men's soccer still rolling By Dena Coady Sports Page Editor T he Rangers added another win to their record with a 3-0 shutout against Kentucky Wesleyan in Owensboro, Ky. The win improved Parkside to a 3-0-1 record in the Great Lakes Valley Conference and the Rangers also ended up with a 7-0-1 overall record. In the second half of the game the Rangers scored all three of their goals within 18 minutes. Each goal was 16 seconds apart. With 61:27 left in the second half, Junior Jason Boesel made the first goal after he converted off an assist from Senior Matt Hundt. Ina phone conversation, Freshman Kevin Dieckhof stated "We played very well, we got a lot of good scoring Cross Country gearing up for promising future· By Jason Meekma Cartoonist O n the men's side there is a promising future, though for the most part it is a young team. With only five returning runners, that leaves a majority of new faces, eight to be exact. With Quinn Newton and Davey Place leading the way the rangers now look to the new faces to push them to the head of the pack. On the women's side, there seems to be an equal balance of new and old runners, and it looks as if they have a very strong season ahead of them. Amber Antonia, Erin Enright, and Robyn Stevens appear to be at the helm for the women's team with the remaining team members all capable of stepping up and helping to take them the distance. With a majority of the Ranger Cross Country season left, there is much time to improve. It will be interesting to see Just how far these two well-armed teams can go. opportunities." Dieckhof went on to say "Wekeep getting better and better with each game we play." Wit h the 71st minute approaching in the second half Freshman Sher Yang made it 2-0 with a penalty kick. The List goal was from Senior Jeff Hines, who scored on a breakaway at the 79:43 mark in the second half. Senior Thorn Peer made only three saves for the Rangers to get the shutout. The Rangers pulled away with 20 shots on goal, while Kentucky Wesleyan had only four shots on goal. If you would like to see the Ranger men in action come out this weekend. The Rangers play at home Friday, October 5 against Northern Kentucky at 3:30 p.m. and Sunday, October 7 against Indianapolis at 3 p.m. Women's soccer keep streak alive By Dena Coady Sports Page Editor T he Ranger women are on the right track for having a championship year. The Rangers defeated Kentucky Wesleyan 3-0 at Owensboro, Ky, to improve their Great Lakes Valley Conference record to 4-0 and 9-0 overall. Sophomore Lorrie Jones scored two goals for Parkside. Jones's goals were 2:41 apart. "Her first goal came off of a penalty kick at the 58:17 mark and her second goal came at 60:58, which was an assist from her teammate Senior Bryanna Jurvis. Jones also had an assist to Amy Andreucci, who scored the third goal with 81:27 for the Rangers. The Rangers had 15 shots on goal, Wesleyan only had two shots on goal. , If you would like to see the Ranger women take to the field, they host Northern Kentucky Friday, October 5 at 1:15 pm, and Indianapolis Sunday, October 7 at 12:30 pm. PageS SOC NIGHT fIIlPAY NIGHT, OCTOBER 5, AFTER 6,00 PM, YOII CAN CASH IN ON THE FOllOWING SOC SPECIAlS, /2 OZ. "MILlER lIT1i" PI?AFTBEER. /2 OZ. SOFT PRINKS, GENERAL PARKING, GRANPSTANP APMISSION, liVE RACE PROGRAM, HOT POGS 6ASSORTIiP BAGS OF CHIPS -:. 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The UW-Parkside MBA program has a proven track record of success in advancing the careers of area students. "In the UW-Parkside Master of Business Administration program, we emphasize skill development and practical experience," said Brad Piazza, assistant dean of the UW-Parkside School of Business and Technology. "We help students develop their communication and computer skills and work to give them solid team- building experience to prepare them for today's marketplace." Piazza said at the Oct. 11 open house, prospective students will learn more about the convenience and flexibility of the UW-Parkside MBA program. Evening and weekend classes allow students to keep their current jobs as they study for career advancement or a new career. He also emphasized the program's affordability and its nationally certified excellence. "[UW-ParksideJ is the only business school in Kenosha, Racine, or Lake. counties to be accredited by . AACSB International-The Association to Advance Collegiate Schools of Business. Most U.S. business schools don't measure up to AACSB standards. We're proud that our program meets those high standards," Piazza said. For more information about the UW-Parkside MBA Informational Open House, call (262) 595-2046. Or check www.uwp.edu and click on "Prospective Big Brothers Big Sisters of Racine & Kenosha Counties, Inc. Dazzling ball.handling .bUarious comedy routines. high Dying slam dunks Featuring 1be Queen of Show Basketball Lade MajiC .lIer aRJllam.1WI VS Presents Fun For The Whole Family The World-Famous (Law enforcement officers from the Racine & Kenosha area) ~ eMflit lIieU.rcm~MtGl'llff lIle CrillleJ)og Autograph session after the game October 9th •. 7:00 pm UWParksideAthletic Building Page 6 W<1t%ff~ . ","o"\,,,! ¥~ ~ > THe FlI=lNC!leFl October 4. 2001 SOFA art expo graces Chicago Brenda Dunham Reporter S OFAChicago 2001is this weekend, Oct. 5-7 at the historic Navy Pier. This is your chance to see over 80 art dealers from 8 countries in one .place for just $12.00 or $10.00 for students. SOFA stands for Sculptural Objects Functional Art. The purpose of this exhibit is to bring together contemporary, decorative, and fine art through the mediums of glass, ceramic, fiber, and wood. This exhibit has been around for 8 years and is growing in popularity. Over 30,000 people carne to see SOFA 2000.There is 20 million dollars sold on average per show. "These figures signal not only the success of SOFA expositions, but more importantly, the rapid emergence of contemporary decorative art as a viable presence in the marketplace," said Mark Lyman, President of Expressions of Culture, Inc., Producer of SOFA. Not only will there be awe inspiring art everywhere, but there will be free lecture series and book signings to attend. The hours are from 11:00 to 8:00p.m. on Friday and Saturday, and from 12:00 to 6:00p.m., For more information go to www.sofaexpo.com. Film Carnauba coming to UW-P Dave Buchanan Director, U W-P Public Relations U w-parkside students and faculty will have an on-campus opportunity to see the film "Carnauba: A Son's Memoir" and meet one of its stars on Oct. 15. The movie, which chronicles the Johnson family (of Johnson Wax fame) on their journey to the palm-laden shores of Brazil, will be fol1owed by the comments of family patriarch Sam Johnson. "Carnauba" is an intimate look at the Johnson family's recreation of H.F Johnson's 1936 expedition to Brazil. H.P. Johnson, Sam's father, undertook the risky airplane trip in search of a Dance to help New York relief effort continued will be just as successful. The dance will be playing "every kind [of music] if we don't have it you can request it," said Museteif. Not only are you welcome to corne to the dance but also to the Pl.C. meetings held Monday at noon in Molinaro 107.They work to "educate the community on cultural things" as well as have social events. Museteif would also like you to know that they have food at every meeting. renewable source of wax for the company's polishes. The film details the building of a replica of the plane used in the original flight, the research family members conducted prior to the trip as well as the flight itself. Along the way, viewers get a behind-the-scenes look at the businessman/ environmentalist/ philanthropist and his. relationship with his father. Following the film, Sam Johnson will talk with audience members about the film and the journey. "Carnauba: A Son's Memoir" will be shown Oct. 15, at 6 p.m. in the UWParkside Union Cinema Theater. The program is free and open to the campus only. Dialogue Turns to Debate -correction Retraction, Sept. 9,2001: Page 1 The "Dialogue Turns to Debate" article incorrectly identified Ahmed Quereshi as Marwan Wafa's 'brother." They are not brothers; they are not even from the same country. From time to time, mistakes such as this ?ccur and the Editors apologize for any mconoemence caused by thzs oversight. Daniel Fruke, CO-Editor-in-Chief • '. . . . Benjamin. Schmidt, CO-Editor-in-Chief Tickets$7.00madvance($1O.OOatthedoor)children4&underFREE To Whom ·It May Concern Ticketoutlets: City of Racine: AllPiggly Wiggly stores, WRJN..WEZY, ROJO's Pub, B~ Brothers Big Sisters Office . Ticket outlets: city of Kenosha; Piggly Wiggly, Big Brothers Big Sisters Office, . Kenosha Area Chamber of COlllllJefce, Super Sports Footwear B asically we're looking for a Stude',lt Activities Iiason, which is an , officer position within S.LA. We re looking for someone hardworkiniS'dedicated, and who can work well WIth people. The individual should carry at least 6 credit hours and have at least a 2.5 ,GPA. Interest individuals should contact S.LA. at sia_rr_uwp@uwp.edu where someone will get back with them. Let me know how much we owe you, if anything, for the ad. Elizabeth Medina S.LA. President Review Editor & The Ranger ,~,'=~; THE! ~GE!!R ~Legendsof th~Silver Marlon Brando": By Benjamin Schmidt Co-Edllor-In-Chlef Marlon Brando as Stanley Kowalski from the 1951 elassie A StreetcarNamed0_ B rando. Who is Marlon Brande? Is he the rebellious sex symbol of the 1950's that made naturalistic 'method' acting popular, the island dwelling recluse who returns Academy Awards, or the eccentric bloated old man who used to be Hollywood's brightest star? Brando is all of these things. . Marlon Brando could have become the biggest star in Holly-. wood history because of his good looks and unique style that included . mumbling, stuttering, and long pauses in mid-sentence for dramatic effect. These techniques paved the way for actors such as James Dean, Paul Newman, and Robert De NirQ to name but a few. . Brande's first major role came in his second film, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951), in w.hich he received his first Academy Award nomination. In this film Brando brought national attention to the school of 'method' acting with his role as the ;;;;~"'~~'*O";i"!""",,-w··-·r I ~Dance to help New York relief effort <. By Brenda Dunham Reporter On Friday Oct. 12 "[am for World Peace" will be held in the Union Square from 10-2:00am;tickets are $7.00 at the door or $5.00with a student 10. Money from this event will be given to help the New York relief effort. . This dance is sponsored by the Parkside International Club (PLC) and will be held in place of the Sept. 14Welcome Back Party. According to Eyad Museteif, President of PLC the first dance was cancelled due to the Sept. 11 "event that occurred, but student safety was another concern." You may remember the PLC Wel- " come Back Party and Pre-Spring Break Party from last year. The dances came "close to capacity both times," said Museteif. He hopes this year's dance Continued on page 6. p------------ • 1 1 1 1 1 1 I' 1 1 1 1 1 1 I • 1 ~ 1 1 1 1 1 Phone #: 1------------- 1_E_-m_al_'I_A_d_d_re_s_s: _ 1 I----------~-- 1 ------- 1------------- 1------------- Deadlines are every Wednesday by 1:00 p.m. for publication the following week on 1 Thursday. Forms may be dropped in the in-box at The Ranger, located across from the Career Center, Wyllie D-139C. .. THE A~NG FREE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENT FORM Free only to UW·Parkside students Name: _ Address: _ How would you like the ad to read? (Please include your name and phone number in the ad as you would like it to read.) ------------ Page 8 October 4, 2001 , UWP Names 26 .Resident Advisors ~~~~:~ith Terrorists' Bombing Dave Buchanan Director, U W-P Public Relations S tudents from Wisconsin, Illinois, and one from Sri Lanka have been named by the University to resident advisor (l<A)positions. More than half of the students are from the Milwaukee area while other comes from as far north as Luxemburg, as far south as Rock Falls, Ill, and as close as Racine. The Milwaukee students include Anisha Addison, a junior business major; Arleta Cobb, a senior communication major; Merranda Houston, a sophomore; Priscilla Jackson, a junior pre-med student; Marco Morrison, a junior sociology and communication major; sophomore VikSidhu; Christina TO~:)l~,a junior .sociology major; Leon Wll~lams, a semor English major; and seruor psychology major Nicole Westmoreland. From Milwaukee's 'burbs corne Cudahy seni'.Jr Diane Tsounis, studymg commurucation; Glendale's Katie ~obre,a senior sociology major; Greenfield's Andrea Higgins, a junior communication major; Jeffrey Butcher of Menominee Falls, a junior studying English; New Berlin's Darren Rose a senior; and Slinger student Keith Gagnon, a senior business majors. The RA who traveled the shortest distance to campus (at least on paper) is Racine student Katharine Jensen, a junior studying communication. Other Wisconsin RAs include Beloit's LaRonda James (senior, business) and Julian Thomas (sophomore, business); Daniel Wolf, a junior business major from Custer; Luxemburg's Dana Carter (junior, psychology); Marshfield student Hollie Carpenter, a senior studymg pre-dental biological sciences; Portage's Andrea Cutsforth, a junior studying business; and Walworth student Tyson Fell, a sophomore. Two resident advisors come from Illinois: Beach Park native Derek Paulsen, a junior studying mathematics, and Rock Falls student Janda Schaefer, who is majoring in elementary education and sociology. By far the person that covered the most distance to arrive as an RA in Kenosha is Lasitha Cumaranatunge, a senior chemistry major from Sri Lanka. Resident Advisors help open and close the housing facilities each semester. During the academic year, they create and promote programs to build the residence hall community. They also work with residents to keep campus housing a quiet place to study and live. UW-Parkside RAs must be enrolled as a full-time students and maintain a cumulative grade point average of more than 2.25.They also agree to limit outside commitments to 10 hours per week and to work at the hall's reception desk for 8 to 10 hours per week. BENT BUT NOT BROKEN Jason Meekma Cartoonist ! perSOnall don't think the phrase Y "United we stand," was ever more true than it is now. Has this disasous event really roused the American spirit? Do you now find something in common with s~~eone you may not even know (Patriotism)? It can be said, m my personal opinion, that the collapse of the WTC was what rebuilt unity in America. Now the question is, how lonl; will it last? How wide spread is it? Is it affectmg everyone? Here is what a few students and teachers had to say. "I think the waIl you can write on o~ th~ walk way, is a big thing. But i think it causes fear in the Muslim people at Parkside." -Christine Ferrer "What happened in N.Y.is a shared experience for us all. We all had shared ~eactions despite race and gender. Yet it has caused anti-unity between Muslims and everyone else." -Prof. Conrad, a prof. of psych~!o?y Its not overly obvious but it's there. Behind the scenes b~t not up front." -Amir Muslim "Maybe. I haven't noticed it as much as I would like to have." -Iessica Lohnhardt Parkside is just as much a part of Amenca as anywhere else, don't forget that what happens from here on in affects us as well. One quote that was taken to heart off of the.writing wall on the overpass walk way was . "Blame those at fault, not those who look like them." -Unknown We are all American, let's unite and stand as one. Andrew Mclean Professor of English at UW-P On Saturday, October 20, Edward T. Linenthal will talk about the subject of his latest book, "The Unfinished Bombing: Oklahoma City in American Memory," and the recent terrorists attacks on New York City and Washington, D.C. The program, hosted by the Racine Literacy Council and Martha Merrell's Bookstore, takes place at 7:00 p.m. in the First Presbyterian Church, 7th & College Avenue, in downtown Racine. Linenthal is the Edward M. Penson Professor of Religion and American Culture at UW-Oshkosh. He is a worldrenowned authority and he has discussed the relationship of memory to historic place in earlier books. For example, in "Sacred Ground: Americans and Their Battlefields;' he looked at five of America's most famous battlesite memorials where gaIlant citizens transformed ordinary land into sacred &round by. their spirit and blood sacrifices in epic battles (e.g. at LexingtonConcord, the Alamo, Gettysburg, the Little Big Horn, and Pearl Harbor). In "Preserving Memory: The Struggle to Create America's Holocaust Museum," he chronicled the 15 years of bitter and emotional debate to design and build the Ll.S. Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. "The Unfinished Bombing: Oklahoma City m American Memory " (Oxford University Press, 2001), explores how Americans deal with this tral?edy at all levels of society. . We want to expand discussion of hteracy m our community;' says Kay Gr~gor, Executive Director, "and asking wnters t~ speak on important topics of our day is one way to do this." Linenthal had been asked to speak before the September 11terrorist attacks on America. His appearance in Racine "is very appropnate and perhaps even necessary bec~use of Ed's ability to discuss the significance of such horrible and devastating emotional events," says Andrew Mcl.ean, professor of English at UWP and owner of Martha Merrell's Boo~store who arranged for Linenthai s talk. McLean thinks that Linenthai is perhaps "the most important speaker" to appear in our community m years, especially given the events of September II. A second talk in the "Writers for literacy" series, set for November 10, has former UWP student Michael Schumacher, the biographer of Francis Ford Coppola, talking on the significance of "Apocalypse Now Redux." • ,< , , ----,-- tP8ge 10 October 4, 2001 ,The Truth Shouldn't Hurt Daniel Frake Co·Editor-in-ehief O ne Monday morning not too long ago, 1sat down and began to collect my thoughts. I had, for quite some time, been discouraged at the amount of hatred and disrespect Isaw being thrown around the world. The next day, September 11, 2001, those thoughts were shattered. Itseems reasonable to me that people would not want to hurt others, either in body or through words. It seems logical. All religion and morality aside, it makes sense to understand that we are all in this together. Life is a common-bond we all share, and it seems that one person would not want to take that away from another. Perhaps Iam in the minority here? OUf nation, if not through action then on paper, has been modeled after a few very simple words: the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Take any history class and it is very clear that we, as a people, have not always been very good at living up to our promises. But over the Grnq years, we have come closer a~d ~loser to making good on these principles, and these advances in our thinking IS what makes me most proud to reside in and be a citizen of this country. Regardless of the politics of these issues, then, does it not seem reasonable that respect for life, respect for others' views, and a commitment to preserving life would be another common-bond shared throughout the world? It grieves me to see the pain and horror inflicted on our fellow citizens. I am nearly at a point where turning on the television is impossible because I cannot bear to see the tears any longer. . But even more, watching and.hearing about people from other nations celebrating our losses creates within my heart and soul a hole so large and so overwhelming that I lose words and don't know what to say. Even here, now, Iam struck with how difficult the task of reconciliation will be. A great poet once asked the question, "How many deaths will it take 'till he knows that too many people have died?" The reply was simple: "The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind." Jesus said, "Love your neighbor ~s yourself." Even if ~ou are not a religious 'person, I don t thmk this IS too much to ask. But then people start coming out with questions to try and minimize his statement. "What if my neighbor does this?" "What if he doesn't live right next door?" "Jesus, could you define 'neighbor?" Once all the questions are asked, we are so far from the original meaning that we are lost and angry and have forgotten that to love means to love. Simple. Easy. Not so difficult to understand when it comes down to it. We get caught up in so many different issues that we forget the one, true thing we can all do: love. Religion, politics, allies and enemies, social issues: I could go on and on listing all the ways that we get caught up in petty arguments that lead to people losing their lives. But the truth of the matter is that we should love one another, and we should go on about our lives living together in peace, not hatred. The Parkside Cafe Union L1 Level (formerly the Dining Room) A variety of familiar foods and freshly made entrees for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Copia Bread Company Union 01 Level, Union Square Serving classic and hearty sandwiches. Stone Willy's Pizza Union 01 Level, Union Square High quality fresh pizzas made to order and baked to perfection. Black Star Grille Union 01 Level, Union Square An array of grilled foods including a variety of daily specials. Java Coast l/ow I Molinaro Hall L 1 Concourse 'Pen. High quality, premium TOasted coffees, 100% Columbian and snack items. Wyllie's Market Wyllie Hall, Lower Main Place A convienlence store that also has a salad bar, deli and grilled items. ' Wyll Legends of the Silver Screen: Marlon Brando continued (1979), wrapped up Branda's 70's work on a good note. Branda has been offered too many offers/paychecks he couldn't refuse ever since the start of the 1980's. A Dry White Season (1989), is Branda's last Academy Award nominated film and probably the last of his great roles. Today he can be seen along with Robert De Niro and Edward Norton in The Score, and Michael Jackson's new music video. While film has captured the promise of greatness for generations to review,it also serves as a reminder of what Branda was and what he could have been. The brilliant start that ran through the 1950's and was only recaptured occasionally over the following four decades makes a person wonder what might have been. As things stand Branda is no doubt one of Hollywood's biggest names and most influential actors; however, had he not appeared in so many poor films to earn easy money he could very well have been the star among stars. Hours: Mon-Fri Mon-Thurs Sat-Sun 7am-2pm 4:30pm-7pm 11 :30am-l :30pm , Now I. ~Open. J Hours: Mon-Thurs Fri Fri Sat-Sun l1am-l0pm j t arn-j prn Spm-7pm Spm-7pm Hours: Mon-Thurs Mon-Thurs Frj 8am-lpm Spm-8pm 8am-1pm Opening Soon! Qc:tober 4, 2001 -------- POllel - ......--~- BllT Inc #01"689Underage Drinkin;), Ranger Hall, 1:21 a.m. UPPS officer observe:'! an individual drinking. Investigation revealed individual was under-age and a citation was issued for that offense.' Vertal warning given for consuming alcoholic l:everages an universi ty lands. Inc #01-690 Fire Drill, Health & Counseling Services, 10:22 a.m. A fire drill was conducted and all occupants evacuated the ~'ildir)g Alarrr was reset and occupants reentered the b..tilding. ellsiflEDS /.~. Announcements Inc #01-691 Traffic Violation, HWY E and 30th Ave., 11:55 p.m. Driver crossing the center line was stopped .. Investigation revealed driver's license had expired. Citation issued for o~- ating without a valid driver's license. No Incident Reports No Incident Reports Inc #01-692 Traffic Accident, ern G & CUter Locp Road, 8:33' a.m. Driver making a left turn was o The gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender organization on campus known as GLO is changing its name! The organization will now be known as The Queers and Allies organization. Meetings are held every Wednesdays at noon on the third floor of Molinaro Hall, room 311. Corne one, come alI! o The Herrnanas of Alpha Sigma Omega would like to welcome and wish you a great semester. We plap to be very active this semester, so have a look out for us. For more information check out ow: wed site, or contact via' email: calli-aso@hotmail.com or· solielaso®hotmail.com. o Ready to retire. Looking for sharp individual to take over my 21 yeaJ; old business. Kane Baker, 41'\1-571- 0193 or time freedom2000@exceloffice.net. struck by another vehicle. One driver was cited for failure to yield right of waywhile making a left turn. State accident report ccrrp'l.et.ed. Inc #01-693 Fire Drill, Child Care Center, 10:04 a.m. A drill was conducted at the center with 66 cni.Idren and 14 adul ts safely evacuated in 60 seconds. 1\b problerra were noted.. Alann was reset. Inc #01-694Controlled SUbstance, Ranger Hall, 10:32 p.rn. UPPS officer r espondi.nqto a drug canplaint spoke to the canp1ainant and will oonduct further investigation on the case. ........,--- Inc #01-695 Battery /Disorder 1y Conduct, Ranger Hall, 1:08 a.m. While checking the area in response to a previous call, officers observed.a subject strike another subject with closed fist. Kenosha Med, 5 was called to treat - victim who refused transport; to a hospital. Investigation revealed the suspect to be intoxicated. State charges will be filed for tattery and disorderly conduct. SUspect was taken to the Kenosha County jail. Inc #01-697 Parking Enforcement-Tow, Corrm. Arts parking lot, 9:43 a .rn. Student parked in a visitor only parking meter stall, who had .rece.ived previous citations for the same offense, was cited and ta-Jed. Inc #01-698 Parking Enforcement-Tow, Conm. Arts parking lot, 10:25 a.m. A student parked in a visitor only porking meter stall and WIOhad a previous citation and tow warning for the ~ offense, was cited and tcMed. Inc #01-699 Fraud,) Wyllie Hall, 10:27 a.m. Staff mercer- reported an individual using a ~ department phone for long distance calls without authorization. Investigation continuing. Inc #01-700 Traffic Violation, CIH G and CUter LoopRoad, 7:19 p.m. Driver was ci too for failure to stop at a stop sign. Inc #01-701 Personal Property Theft, Molinaro Hall, 2:24 p.m. Student r'eport.ed scrreone took his cell phone from a c1ass- 'rccm. J:\kJ S1JSI.)eCtsat this time. Inc #01-702 Elevator Rescue, Wyllie Hall Twiri EleVators - West, 3:35 p.m. Student called to r-epor-t; she was stuck in an elevator between ])-1 and Level 1. Officer manually opened the doors' and ,\ assisted the individual out of the elevator. "CUt of Order" sign posted and Facilities Managementnot.i.fied for repa.irs. o Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha. Center 637-8323 Models/Actors Wanted Models! 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F'ftIDAY, 0eT08ER 19, 2001 Recreation Specials in The Den 1-11p.m. SATURDAY, 0eT08ER 20, 2001 .8:30-9a.m. 9-IOa.m. IOa.m.-2p.m. TBA eheckIn 8reakfast with the ehancellor* 8ookstore Special Hours Art Gallery Special Hours eampus earnival of Activities Tailgate Party/Lunch UW-P Rugby Match* IOa.m.-Noon Noon-lp.m. I-2:30p.m. I-2:30p.m. 3-6p.m. 4:30-5:30p.m. 6p.m. 1-8:30p.m. 8-lIp.m. 0-lIp.m. 0-Midnight eampus Tours Freaky Photos S Make Own Video Mission IMPROVable Luau Dtrmer" Ventriloquist Phil Hughes Freaky Photos S Make Own Video eosmic Bowl S Recreation Specials Midnight Madness / The University of Wisconsin_ Par.kside provides servio:::es for patrons with special needs. Please contact the Parkslde Student Center for asstsrarsce, (262) 595-2345. .1 The Den Parkside eafe Parkside eafe Union Square eommunication Ar18 Union Square SAe Field 8 SAe Field 8 Union 8azaar Union 8azaar Union Square Union Square Union Square Bazaar The Den Sports 8 Activities eenter Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 5, October 4, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - ,THE AI=INGER I October 10, 2001 Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Aequitas INSIOE Page 3 , What a wonderful world New food service Operation "Enduring Freedom" continued Page 4 Alma Renish remembered Volunteer and Experimental Fair visits UW-Parkside In my defense ... Page 6 Jordan Returns, Again! Page 7 Bonds vs. Sosa Halloween Hoopla Returns PageS Legends of the Silver Scnien: William Holden 'The Spencers show off their magic Operation Enduring Freedom Takes Off ByTiffanyGrant cans irrationally think that they will benefit from this Reporter action, then I think they have made a wrong assumption." O n Sunday October 7, A released taped message America began it's from the man most likely retaliation against ter- linked to the September 11, rorism. The first strikes were attacks, Osama bin Laden, reported at 8:57pm .ocal shared his thoughts. His mesAfghan time, 11:30am COT. sage was obviously taped President Bush soon took to before the u.s. attacks because the airwaves at 12:00pm COT ne was seen in the davlignt to speaK to the nation anout lours ana not tne evening the beginning of Operation hollis when the first- strikes Enduring Freedom. " We will occurred. In his speech he glo- ....ot waver, we will not tire, we J rifled the terrorists from the will not falter, and we will not • September 11 disaster. fail," Bush said. He informed He said, " And to America, I us that Great Britain, Canada, say to it and its people this: I Australia France and Cer- swear by God the Great Amermany ar~ behind us. Other ica will never dream nor those countries that the United who live ill Amenca will never States has cooperation from taste security and safety unless are Oman Saudi Arabia and we feel secunty and safety ill Uzbekistan, Bush also said, our land in Palestine." "We are supported by t~,e col- As for the firs\, wave of lective will of the world. attacks they were very sueThe Taliban said the U.S. cessful," said Secretary of strikes against them are "ter- Defense Donald Rumsfeld. rorist attacks." Abdul Salam The targets mcluded Kabul, Zaeef Taliban Ambassador to Afghanistan's capital and KanPakistan, said, "If the Ameri- dahar, the Taliban's headquarters. Power was immediately cut off as soon as the bombs were dropped in these two cities. The goal: to destroy communications, air defenses, and the training camps of the Taliban and the al-Qaeda network. u.s. and British forces hit thirty-one such targets .successfully. The United States is fighting this war on terrorism with l many aifferent nilitary branches. Sixteen aircrafts are being or might be used. Some include the B-117 Stealth Bomber, the F-15 Eagle, and the A-IO Thunderbolt. Along with the aircrafts come the missiles the United States have or might use. Ten such missiles are in at military reach. Some include the Tomahawk cruise missile, the Maverick and the Harpoon. The Naval branch has six ways of defense that include the Mine Ships, the Guided Missile Cruiser and the much needed aircraft carriers. If ground forces are needed we have eight ways of defense. Some include the Ml Abrams tank, Anti-tank missiles and the AH-6 Apache. For surveillance the United States has four different types of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles. As for life back in the states, law enforcement agencies have been put on their "highest level of alert," John Ashcroft, Attorley General, said in a pressconference October 8. This is necessary to protect America from more terrorist attacks. The 53rd Annual Emmy Awards were cancelled shortly after word got out about the start of United States retaliation. They were scheduled to take place from New York City and Los Angeles Sunday night after being re-scheduled after the Septemoer'l1 tragedies. During the Emmy pre-show on the E! channel, the usual panic to get everything ready was now focused on taking everything down. At a press conference the president of CBS, Leslie Moonves, stated continued on page 3 Get naked, get paid Nude models wanted for art class Becky Olsen including tightey-whiteys. "For an artist to understand structure, they have to be able to see the body for what it is, and then they can understand how skeletons and muscles work together" says Professor . Dennis Bayuzick about the necessity of the nude. Student Sarah Arb also believes the nude models are beneficiary. "You can develop a skill for drawing the figure and learning the anatomy of a figure," explains Arb. Since it is clear that the students are in class for the learning experience, we can rule out the idea of people coming Reporter "MOdelS Wanted." You may have seen these signs posted across the Parkside campus. Once the headline catches your eye and you read on, you see that LIfe' Drawing art classes need students to model for their classes. One may ask if experience is necessary to strike a pose for an art class. The answer IS no, but you must be willing to take all your clothes off, to the class only for the view. "You have to have some level of maturity in order to be here in the college university setting. I do believe all the students in the class are here for the instruction of the class;' says Arb. You may wonder how the model feels when on display for the class to view at every angle. "[ love to model" says Rebecca Klindera. "The longest pose is 35 minutes of sitting and it's actually very tiresome, or you have an itch on your foot and I can see the first row's drawing and its like .. .l can't scratch my foot, she's drawing my foot." For all this sitting and posing, you might be curious as to how much you get paid to not : move in the nude. Currently, the pay is $12 per hour, for about one to two nights a week. "At this point [the pay] is kind of typical. Some schools pay more ... but some schools pay less, and we just raised it from , $10 to $12" says Bayuzick. Even though the sitting can become tedious, $12 per hour is more than most paid college students receive, with or without clothing. So, IIyou are tired of posing nude in front of your bathroom mirror, change things up a little and model for a more responsive audience. Contact the Art Office at 595-2581, or Professor Dennis Bayuzick, CA 277, at 595-2113 for more information. / THINGS H~ November 1 • Art Exhibition: Steve Jones, "The Figure as Still-life" paintings and drawings, hours: MondayfThursday: 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; TuesdaylWednesday: 11 a.m. to 8 ......p.m., free. October 11 • Volleyball vs. Lewis University, SA C, 7 p.m. • Concert: Wind Ensemble/Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, Com. Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m., tickets: $613 October 12 • Hispanic Youth Career Fair w/keynote speaker: Dr. Samuel Belances, Union Cinema Theater, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. • Fun Friday, Multicultural Commons, free food/free games, noon • Hispanic Heritage Month Diversity Workshop wiDr. Samuel Betances, Union Cinema Theater, 3:30 p.m., free • Women's Soccer@ St. ~oseph's, 5 p.m. • Men's Soccer@ SI. Joseph's, 7:30 p.m. • UW-Parkside Symphony, Alvaro Garcia, conductor, Com. Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m.; tickets: $613 October 13 Women's Cross-Country: UW-Parkside Invitational, National Cross Country Course, 1p.m. • Hispanic Heritage Month Banquet and Dance, second annual, featuring a concert by Veronica Ortega, Union Dining Room, reception 6:30, banquet 7, dance 9:30 p.m. to 2 a.m.; $151person for entire evening, $5Iperson for dance only October 14 • Men's Soccer vs. St. Francis, Wood Rd. Field, 3 p.m. October 15 • Film: "Carnauba," special showing of Johnson family trip to Brazil w!comments by Sam Johnson, Oct. 15, 6 p.m. Union Cinema Theater, free, open to campus & public October 16 • Diversity Training, broaden your diversity of perspective on human issues, Union 207 • InfoBreak-a fast way to get up-to-date on new technology: "Trouble Shooting Basic Computer Problems" 9:45 to 10:30 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie 01500, free, also held Wednesday, Oct. 17, 3 p.m. October 17 • Noon Concert: Sam Belich, violin, Communication Arts 0-118, noon, free ~~"' Sports Page Editor ( Dena Coady " Co~~~litors-in-Chief Daniel Frake - BenjamiJ] Schmidt q % Assistant Co-Editors Melissa Stephenson Deborah Hahm , J Reporters ! AleXIS Martin if BeckyOlson 1 RUi~~~e;nJ;:itrdl Kristi Vollmer i Myron UbI ~1 Rosie Veziridis , Copy Editor KeeleyPemble '. Design and Layout Managers Lachlan McDonald Aaron Kleutsch i Photography Directors Jelh.y Alley KoryHolm Amber Nichols Features Editor Shanon Lehrke Bl,1sin~Nfa:ttagy:1' Mike Poludniak Arts and Entertainment Editor Brenda Dunham Advertising Manager Katey Thoennes Advertising Assistan Danny Nguyen /",,, i/ INtE~NSan'S AVALABLE! Getpai<iand complete an intern- ~hipattl:\esame time. yV CQrna.tt th;~:ditors at 595-2287 for' more information. ~'~ "pff The Ranger is published every Thursday throughout the semester b studl!nt$ fH,e . .. "" ' ".·.7 u:tfcrs t.othe EdItor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the E2'ti:>tLette 0ShOuldruversltyQfWJSron~I~~Patkside,who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content misleading-or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will nol bepti'bliSh~POT bl?1 ~~ceed25P woOOS,¥1dshould be delivered to the Ranyer office (WYLL D-139C) Letters ~ t be typ d d· . pu lea Ion purposes, aulhor's name can be WIthheld, but on y upon request. The Rang~r reserves ~e right ~o ::lit illcl:~~~e author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan NOW HIRING Opbuon Page .Editor v Cartoonists Columnists Reporters THE AI==aNGEA Meeting~ '!re Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parks ide. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 I~ ? !October 10,2001 Page 3 What a wonderful world it truly is Benjamin Schmidt Co-Editor-In-Chief B rowsing through the morning paper at breakfast I noticed an article reporting that Clear Channel Communications has produced a list of 150 songs that radio stations may not want to play for a while. The songs which include pieces by RE.M, Frank' Sinatra, and the Beatles, are recommended to be held from airplay in respect for victims and survivors of September 11 ths terrorist attacks. I can see not playing the Beastie BOYS'"Sabotage"and Barry McGuire's' "Eve of Destruction," but why Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World"is on the list of songs to exclude I don't know. This IS a wonderful world. Life IS beautiful. The song should be played. While there are a few among us on this planet that do a lot to ruin life, love, freedom, and beauty. The people who attempt to do these things are but a miniscule minority and have not yet succeeded in destroying the planet and this is why] say play the song. The trees are still green and roses are still red. The skies are still blue and the clouds are still white. The colors of the rainbow are untainted. Friends still shake hands and people still say'] love you.' Like Old Satch, I've got to say"] think to myself what a wonderful world." We need a bit of Louis' love coming in over the airwaves to offset the 24-hour coverage of the terrorist attacks and the aftermath that our radios and TV sets bring to us daily. Why take such a beautiful, hopeful, and peaceful song as "What a Wonderful World" off of play lists. Refusing to play the song would just be one more victory for the terrorists who 'lave already done such great damage to our great nation. I say play the song. Shape the Future of Health Care as a Doctor of Chiropractic V If you want to help people gel well and slay welL. V If you wanl to work independenlly as a self· em~oyed chwopract~ physician ... V If you want to achieve !he financial success comrrensurate wilh your professional slanding as a Docto! of Chiropractic ... V If you want to eslablish your posilk~ in the communty as a highly respact6d Doctor of Chiropractic. Then you are ready for a chailenging aM rewarding career in chiropractic. Conlacllogan College nf ChiropraClic loday! Logan College+of+Cbiropractic 1·800·533·9210 www,logan.elIu * !ogillladm@logan.edu lilI_Ii,~1!O !lilT kifll~lIiiiill41iflel~ New food service Agoro Adebisi Reporter A new school year along with a new food service has been bringing about some new worries amongst students at V.W Parkside. Not only is the food we receive expensive, and nasty, it may also make you quite sick. Not just sick in the sense that you're eating the same food everyday, but literally sick to your stomach. Some of the complaints I've heard .about have consisted of symptoms of diarrhea, stomachaches, and headaches. I myself recently experienced some minor stomach sickness after eating some chicken fajitas from our VW-Parkside cafe. A few more of my fellow students also informed me about a case of food poisoning after eating a 16" inch pizza from Stone _Willies Pizza. Their cases were so severe it left them sick in bed for approximately two days straight. ihe bad thing is that these are jus! two of the many examples of this cafeteria sickness going around on campus, and I'm sure there a whole lot more of complaints where these came from. This may not seem like a big deal to some, 'but speaking from the perspective of students living on campus it's a very big deal. A big deal because we have to eat this food everyday, and an even bigger deal because it is us who is getting sick off of the food. Tthink I speak for all stu- / dents at this University when I say, "something has got to chan~e.n Hopefully this article will address some concern throughout our campus about sanitary issues dealing with our food service, but until that time I've comprised a list of survival tips to help you nave a pain free semester of VW Parkside fine dining. 1. Take the easy way out, and just eat avoid eating on campus 2. Become a vegetarian, with will power anything is possible 3. You can never go wrong with cold cuts, and fresh deli sandwiches 4. At least try to avoid gr"asy deep 'ried foods 5. Make Mylanta, Turns, ana Pepro Bismol a regular after every meal 6. Hey. If it looks like it has been SItting out, it probably has been sitting out. My advice is to just leave it sitting 7. Do the math, it's way cheaper to eat off campus 8. If possible, always demand a fresh order of food 9. Make sure whoever is preparing your food is wearing proper attire for example hairnet, gloves, etc 10. And last but not least just eat at The Den the food there is great, and the service is excellent. Operation Enduring Freedom takes off, continued that the cancellation of the Emmy's was the best thing to do. Most celebrities agreed that this is not a time for a self-congratulatory award show. Moonves said that "ninety-five percent" of the people involved, . including the actors, agreed that the decision to once again cancel the show was appropriate. Among the actors was Ray Romano of "Everybody Loves Raymond" who said, "I didn't feel like gomg. I'm glad they were cancelled." Television journalist, Walter Cronkite, was to open the show in New York City. He said about the cancellation, "Yes,it was appropriate to schedule the award show and it was appropriate to cancel as well." There is no known date of when the awards will be given out. Walter Cronkite also stated on many news programs it would be more like World War II where the public was informed and not kept out of the dark. But the American people were informed after the battles. That reason is for security reasons because there is still a possibility of suspected terrorists still in the U'S. Since this is being called, "a different kind of war" by many government officials we won't know what happens until it happens. It won't be like Vietnam where the horror of war was on the nightly news. "\:\'hatAmericans have to remember is that this is not a war against the Afghan people or the Islamic faith, but it's a war allainst terrorism. Soon after "phase one America dropped 35,000 food rations. Theseincluded the recommended daily amount of nutrients that the average adult needs. Packages of medicine will also be dropped, but at a later date. As Cronkite said, "We have to be informed, that is what makes America a democracy." October 10, 2001 Page 4 Volunteer and Experimental Fair visits UW-Parkside UW-Parkside to celebrate life of Alma Renish October 12 information contact Luann Sinnen, Volunteer Coordinator at (262) 654-6200. Junior Achievement of Racine/Kenosha had a unique display, with Hershey's Kisses dotting the table and pencils scattered around, it was pleasing to the eye. This program involves a "hands on" approach to teaching youth grades K-6, and has a time commitment of five classroom visits, each 45 minutes; including preparation time. An orientation session provides a student with some background and what is expected of them. Benefits include eligibility for scholarships, anywhere from $800-$1500. And, as with any volunteering experience, it looks great on a resume. For more information contact Bonnie Eck at (262) 638- 4338. Safe Haven of Racine also offers many options, in doing volunteer work. Students are trained, and will ensure the students' confidence in handling a crisis when the situation arises. The many options students have are a hotline operator, street outreach, gang diversion, mentors, special projects, and many more 0ftians. For more information call (262 637-9559. Students at Parkside volunteer for many different reasons. Jason Escobar, Parkside Alumni of 1999, commented why he volunteered for Big Brothers/Big Sisters, "Not only was it good for my future, it was 9,0od for me. I was doing things I haven t done since I was a little kid. 1 think it could make a big difference in children's lives." He went on to state, "It makes you feel good about yourself." . Karen Malonee, senior communications ma/·or stated, "The great thing about vo unteering is the reward of a smile. It's priceless. It's more valuable than any amount of money. If I could I would volunteer all my life," She stated. Dave Buchanan However, she remained active at the University until shortly before her death. Renish served as a lecturer /Iaboratory manager in Biological Sciences for 18 years. During six of those years, she .was an adjunct instructor in Engineering Science. She also served as assistant to the Dean for Health-Related Professions while teaching Senior Seminar to Biological Sciences students. Renish received numerous awards and grants during her UW-Parkside tenure. The honors included the University's Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award in 1987 and 1997, several UW System Academic Staff Professional Development Grants, a grant from the Milwaukee Area Health Education Center for the "Future Doctors of Our Community" program, and selection as a finalist for the statewide Regents Academic Staff Excellence Award in 1998. She was honored earlier this year at the Biological Sciences Department's Founders' Day event. Rosie Veziridis Director, UW~Ppublic relations Reporter UW-Parkside will honor the memory of Biological Sciences senior lecturer Alma Renish during a special program Friday, Oct. 12. The one-hour program begins at 11 a.m. in the Galbraith Room of Wyllie Hall (room 363). Renish, who passed away July 24, spent 30 years of her career at UWParkside. Her work for and contributions to the University will be honored by faculty and staff members with whom she worked. Time also will be allowed for her former students and friends to give their remembrances. Refreshments will be available following the program. A graduate of Marquette University with a Master of Science degree in Developmental Genetics and a Bachelor of Science in Biology from Dominican College of Racine, Renish joined UW-Parkside in 1970. She retired following the 1998-1999 academic year. T he Volunteer and Experimental Fair took place on Wednesday, October 3, 2001, in Wyllie Hall s Upper Main Place, from 9:30 AM to 1 PM. The Parkside Volunteer Program, the Parkside Community Outreach Club, and the Communication Senior Seminar Group sponsored it. It enabled students to find out about the many volunteer programs available, and showed them how to get involved. Refreshments such as coffee, and orange juice were offered to all visitors. Of the many volunteer programs available, one of which was an eye catching display is the Racine Unified School District's. Its bright yellow billboard, "Wings" was spelled out in black lettering. This program is convenient! in that a student can tutor/mentor at any elementary school (grades K-5), for as little as 15 minutes per session. Adding up to an hour per week. It can be as simple as reading to a child, listening while they read, and of course can be as involved as the student's interest permit. For more information contact School/Community Relations at (262) 631-7057. Boys and Girls Club, of Kenosha had a brightly colored display, with computer generated paper clips surrounding the borders, and a welcoming bowl of Tootsie Rolls. The Kenosha Unified School District, serves local elementary students. The middle school children run it. Activities vary from sports, such as basketball or even golf to just hanging out. Boys and Girls Club offer many programs to involve kids such as gang prevention, drug and alcohol prevention, or free time where youth can have open gym, or even game time. For . human. 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That is until this' summer of 2001, when Jordan began to drop hints that he was going to be coming back. This is the third time that Jordan will be making a comeback. Jordan first retired on October 6,1993, saying he had nothing left to prove in basketball. This all came about after his father was murdered back in August of 1993. After he retired he tried oufor the baseball team Chicago White Sox, he then went on to the White Sox Class AA team in Birmingham, AI. Jordan, later in' March of 1995 announces his return to the NBA. When the '96-'97 season came the Chicago Bulls with Jordan won the NBA Championship. The following year '98-'99, the Bulls won again with Jordan hitting the game winning shot with 6.6 seconds left. That was supposedly Jordan's last shot. Jordan then retired for the second time on January 13, 1999, and later became part owner of the Washington Wizards. On September 25, 2001 Jordan signed a two year deal with the Washington Wizards. Jordan is also going to donate his one million 2001-2002 salary to the relief fund of September 11th. Jordan said he is returning as a player to the game he loves. Maybe this is what the NBA needs now is to have the most recognized player in the sport that has seen a decline in fan base. America might also need Jordan back to give us a sense of normalcy in going to a NBA game, having fun and seeing the most popular NBA player to of maybe ever played the game. Jordan and the Wizards come to Milwaukee to play the Milwaukee Men's and women's cross country finish 17th Dena Coady Sports page editor O n_Saturday, September 29 the Cross Countr team took 17th place at the U'niversity of Minnesota Roy Graiak Invitational. . Even though the Ranger women were missing three of their top six runners they tied for 17th place out of 43 teams with Huntington, Indiana with 520 points. Leading the way for the Ranger women was Robyn Stevens finishing 25th out of 509 runners in 18:57. Parkside also had five more runners that rounded out the top five. Junior Erin Enright finished 44th (19:14), Sophomore Lindsay Dewitt finished 137th (20:10), Senior Linda Muffler finished 168th (20:22) and Anne Favolise finished 201st (20:37). The Parkside men also finished in 17th place with a 41 team meet. The Ranger men had 493 points. According to Coach Lucian Rosa, "We are having about an average season, we are a young team with six Freshman." Sophomore Quinn Newton finished 36th out of 364 runners. Newton also finished a season best time for 8,000 meters in 26:19. "Quinn Newton is our front runner," said Rosa. Running his best time of the season Senior Dave Place finished 66th with a running time of 26:47. Sophomore Jason Meekma finished 97th in 27:07. Parkside also had' Ben Clark finish 166th (27:52) and Sophomore Cal Kromm finishing 195th (28:19). "I think we did a little better last year but this year, we had a couple of top runners that transferred," said Rosa. "We did pretty good at Minnesota." Next up for the Ranger Cross Country teams is Saturday, October 13, here at the UW-Parkside Invitational. Women are at 1 p.m. and men start at 1:45 p.m. , Bucks on a Friday, January 11, 2002 and Wednesday April 3, 2002. If you would like to attend a game to see [ordan, tickets are on sale and you can call 1-800-4NBA T1X. Also log on to ticketmaster.com or nba.com. rather irldifferent about )"oil return," said Senior Larlslla only hope that he retutrnsi citing player he was irl vast an retires (again!) with the glory and infamy he haS now, "Ves, yes, VESl Michael Jordan has become a folk hero. If he believed will fail-as his critics think possible-he would not be doing this. That he loves this game is a given-that he is beloved is, too/, said Senior [o Ann Medley. "We all need to feel good about somethirlg-anythil'g- right now. Tfeel v good a1:iouf seeing Michael [ord back in!he game." Slice of L"'SlIIA~h; .. _ ..........,...,....., Series. College and Life can be a challengelet us prepare you for both. Wednesday, Oct. 24th Union 104/106 4pm-6pm "Promotion" by Carmen Scalzo, V.P.of Public Relations at Johnson Bank Wednesday, Nov. 28th Union 104/106 4pm-6pm "How to set and live your priorities" by Cathy Jameson, UWP Controller For all clubs, organizations, group members, ~ leaders, and anyone who is interested! ~ Pizza and beverages served. Attendance is limited, so sign up now! Stop by Union 209, call 595-2278, or send an e-mail to: enge!@uwp.edu Sponsored by Student Activities The University of Wisconsin- Parkside provides .........ices for p;ltrons with spe<:ial no:ed •. Plea ... ccetact the Parl<side Student Cenler for ...... unce, (262) 5'5-2345. �10,2001 THe Al:INGE!Ft Men'ssoccer keep on withthe win column Dena Coady - sports page editor O n Sunday, September 30 the men's soccer team allowed just one shot taken by Bellarmine, with that, the Ran!'ers went on home with a 1-0 win agamst Bellarmine. Bellarmine came into the game being ranked number one in the Great Lakes ValleyConference team offense at just under three goals each game they played. Parkside's Freshman Sher Yang scored the only goal in the game. The goalcame on a header at the 57 minute, 37 second mark off assists from Junior .Seth Pearson and Junior Arne Barez. The !,oal became Yang's third-game wmrung shot of the season. Acc~lrding to Coach Rick Kilps, "The team did very well." The one shot taken by Bella:mine was turned away by Parkside s . goalkeeper Senior Colin Opper, Which" helped to keep the win for Parkside, We did really well, with the absence of Thommy," said Freshman Ethan Richter. "We played very good." Parksides next game is at St. Joseph's Friday, October 12 at 7:30 p.m. Good luck! Volleyball team split matches Dena Coady Sports page editor O n Friday, September 28 in front of the home crowd the Ran ers volleyball team became the ~rst in the Great Lakes Valley Conference to beat SIU-Edwardsville. The Rangers won three games to one against Edwardsville. "We played very well against SIU-Edwardsville, we were veryaggressive and things ended up in our favor," said Coach Melissa Wolter. Unfortunately, on Saturday, September 29th at home the volleyball team was swept in three by Southern Indiana. "We came out flat, we played hard in the first game and after that it went downhill,"said Wolter. "We played the top two teams but we had an overall good weekend." The Rangers were currently 3-2 in the GLVC and 8-9 overall. Next up for the volleyball team is tonight at home against Lewis starting at 7 p.m. IT"S FIESTA FRIBAY AT DAIRYLAND GREYHOUND PARK .) SIMULCASTING BEGINS AT ":30 AM .) FIESTAFRIDAY SPECIALS BEGIN AFTER 6:00 PM ·:·UVE RACING ACTION AT 7:15 PM _ .... tile Be..... Bet (800) 233-3357 Check us out on the World Wide Web: www.dOirylandgreyhoundparkd·co.r;;. Ch~dfe ' d" 10the Sports lounge restncte to n under 18 must be cccompcnted by parent or legol guardlon. A miSSIOn J 00 Sund ..... Wednesday & years 01""'" Id 2 . h d -~. perfomlonces at: pm -" . SoluM.... ~.... oro er, 001 Schedcle . uve gr&y ovn mcnnee Friday & Salurdoy. Simulcast wagenng .......,. live Greyhound evening performances al 7: 15 pm Tuesday, Thullodoy, 58' K c_ ff 1 94 ., HWf 1 In enOS...... 7 dayS a wtIek. Dairylond Greyhound Park is locoted 0 • eXl 3351 For enerol information 11Kl" call 800 233- . Paget Opinion: Bonds or Sosa MVP? Daniel Frake Co-Editor-in-Chief B arry Bonds has had a mammoth 2001 season. Homering roughly in every 6 at-bats, he hit 73 homeruns, a new major league single-season record, en route to a .328 batling average and 137 RBI's, including an .813 slug~g percentage, another major league smgleseason record. His on base percentage was .515, and in 476 at-bats he walked 177 times, another major league singleseason record, and struck out only 93 times. There is no doubt that his season was remarkable and will live on as one of the greatest seasons ever by a major league player. However (Chicago fans, you need to back me up on this),'] think if's only right to acknowledge the most deserving candidate for 2001 MVP: Mr. Sammy Sosa. For the third time (most ever by any major league player), Sosa hit another 60+ homeruns (64). Iie, too, batted .328, a career high, but, unlike Bonds, he had 160 RBI's. His slugging percentage was .737 and his on-base percentage was .437. He only walked 116 times while striking out 153 times in more than a hundred more at-bats than Bonds (577). He hit a homerun roughly every 9 trips to the plate. Again, ariother truly wonderful season, and there is no doubt or argyment about that. . It is likely that someone reading this will ask, "Mr. Frake, you just shared statistics about two players and one of them clearly has the better numbers. What am I missing?" Well, I'm glad you asked that question because this is the most important, most crucial aspect of the argument, The letters MVP, as most of y.0u should know, stand for Most Valuable Player. This phrase this honor, is one bestowed upon a player who truly was the most valuable 10 his team. It is truly difficult to say with any certainty that if Bonds was not with the San Francisco Giants, where they might have ended up. It is a hypothetical question which cannot be answered. However, it is more than easy to determine where the Chicago Cubs would have ended up had Sosa not donned the blue and white uniform 160 times this season. This next statistic is the reason for my' entire argument. Of all the runs scored by the san Francisco Giants this year, Bonds accounted for 24.1%. That is just less than one quarter of all the Giants" runs which is undeniably amazing. Ready for this? Sosa accounted for 30.9%, more than one third, of all the Cubs runs in-the 2001 season. MVP. material. Period. One may note that the reason Sosa accounted for so many of the Cubs' runs is that almost no one else on the Cubs team this year posted any kind of exceptional numbers. One may go even further and say that the nearest any' Cubs player got to Sosa in RBI's was 66. This is true. HOwever, if one bestows the honor of MVP upon a player for the reasons that the MVP award exists, it is clear that the player which is most valuable to his team must be the recipient. There is no argument here, folks. Barry Bonds had a tremendous season. But Sammy Sosa proved most valuable to his organization, and so he must be honored. Halloween hoopla returns Dena Coady Sports page editar TIe Parkside basketball tearns will be hosting a Halloween Hoopla again on Tuesday, October 25 from 7- 8:45 p.m. at the UW Parkside Sports and Activity Center. Halloween Hoofla is known as a basketball camiva and scrimmage. Halloween Hoopla has something for everyone, it combines basketball activities for youth grades kindergarten through college aged students. Plus, there will also be an introduction and performance from the men's and women's Ranger basketball tearns. The first 200 students will receive a free Halloween Hoopla T-shirt. The event is open to the general public. Don't worry about the cost to get in STAYNORTH Of THE BORDER fOR SOME SOUTH Of THE BORDER SfJEe/AU ON THESECONU I FOURTH FRIDAY OF THE MONTH, CASH IN ON THE FOUOWINIi SPECIALS AmR 6:00 PM (OCTOBER 12 i OCTOBER26J; 50~ GENERAL PARKING, GRANDSTAND ADMISSION 50~ LIVE RACE PROGRAM, '2 OZ. SOFT DRINKS $1.00 NACHO CHIPS 5 CHEESE $1.00 GORDITA TACO $2.00 CORONA LONGNECKS because It is free. Students will be participating in the activities as well The agenda goes as follows: '7-7:50 basketball carnival .7:50-8:00 costume contest '8:00-8:10 UWP men and women's team warm-up '8:10-8:15 introduction of the tearns '8:15-8:25 women's scrimmage '8:25-8:35 men's scrimmage '8:35-8:45 prizes and raffles Highlights is as follows: 1. rapid fire shooting contest 2. speed dribble contest 3. free throw shooting 4. three point shooting contest 5. music and food So come on out and enjoy a night of fun and entertaining experience with the Parkside Rangers basketball tearns. Women's soccer keeps rolling Coady Sports page editor On Sunday, September 30, fans that came out to watch the women's soccer team were not disappointed in going home, because in a heart pounding game against Bellarmine the Rangers came up with the 1..Qwin during the second overtime. Throughout regular play the score was kept at zero until the second overtime came. For Jumor Sara Hooser that game had to of been a really special game for her because of the simpfe fact !hat it was the first goal she had' scored this season. . Hooser's goal gave the Rangers the overtime WID. The goal that "Hooser scored carne on a cross from Sophomore Sara Beebe during the second overtime. The Rangers were currently 5..Qin the Great Lakes Valley Conference and were currently 10-0 overall. Next up for the Ranger women is at St.Joseph s Friday, OctoDer 12 at 5 p.m. Good luck! ;Ptlge8 ,m-, -,'c"" legend, olthi sjJverScr:~en:' William'Holden .. . C<>Edllor-lnoChlef !A~~~~~~~~~~~~~1:: Holden is one of classic Hollywood's stars that people today Wish C1XITenl stars were more like. His looks, which won him aspol at #57 among Empire magazine's 100 Sexiest Stars in film hislory and Academy..Award wmIl1n~p fu~Mv:s§%.::ke him a Legend 0 . Holden burst upon the scene Inhis 'eading man debut in C?olden Boy (1939). Positive career building films. isuch as Our Town (1940), I Wanted Wings (1941),and The Fleet's In (1942), ·among others kept Holden In the !public eye, Hi- was hailed for 'a couple y he joined the • rmy in whie served durmg odd War Il, A dful of roles folduring !he late 1940's, which his career. 1950's brou ht about a unique anon fo T):Ietop stars of 1930's an were now aging ickly and osing public interest. en, still young bul matured from had the chance 10 rise 10 Hollystardom due 10 the drop off of IeBtablished stars. His ffrst picture of the new decade, Sunset Boulevard ~195% earned him his first Academy I L, <\,", ",,(; =~~"'".,'_ ", October 10, 2001 - AwaJ:(!nomination. His performance. as -a loWly screenwriter using his .relationship to a washed-up star (Gloria Swanson) as a means of career improvement is considered by many people to be his best work. Staglag 17 ( won Holden his first only Oscar. Holden's illarity continued With the high grossmg films Sabrina (1954) which co-starred Audrey Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart, Love Is a Many Splendored Thing (1955), and Piank (1955). . . Holden scored a major coup when he negotiated a contract that would make him part owner of The Bridge all. the River Kwai (1957), a film in which he also starred along with Alec Cuiriness. Though Holden did not receive an Academy Award for the film, TIle Bridge all.the River Kwai took ill 7 awards including Best Picture. The success of the film earned Holden a substantial paycheck and perhaps more. Importantly contamed one his most popular roles, in which he portrayed an American soldier who escapes from a Japanese prison camp during World War II. His jaded cynical- • A career decline occurred in the 1960's partly due to Holden's disposition to travel in which he greatly indulged himself during the decade. Holden's best-known performance of the decade came in TIle Wild Bunch (1969), which was at the time one of the most graphically violent movies ever filmed. The 1970's continued the trend of somewhat uninspired performances with the exceptions of the Emmy Award winning TV-mOVIe, The Blut Knight (1973), The Towering Inferno (1974), and Netw~rk (1976), a finely cast film which co-starred Robert Duvall and Faye Dunaway. Holden received his final Oscar nonunation for his role in Network, as an aging TV. executive who became jaded by the mdustry. The film contains the memorable movie line, 'I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore," though it wasn't spoken by Holden's character. . William Holden died after hittin& his head durin~ a drunken episode in 1981,which brought an abrupt end to a marvelous film career. Along with the fiI~s he left behind as a legacy IS Th~ WIIli~ Holden Wildlife Preserve in Africa established with his own money to protect wildlife. William Holden at the height of his popularity during the 1950's UW-P to see once in a lifetime exhibit Kriisti Vollmer Reporter O n Tuesday, October 30, 2001 Parkside will take a trip to the Art Institute of Chicago for the Van Gough, Gauguin: Studio of the South exhibition. The trip is an all day event and is open to all students. Tickets are available through the Fine Arts office (CA 221) for $20 and the price includes bus transportation. Tickets must be bought by October 23, 2001 and is on a first come, first serve basis. Parkside is taking this opportunity to show students historic and relevant art in the region in which we live. "It is important that students be exposed to this historic event. The show itself will be stunning and students will remember it for years to come" explained Susan Funkenstein, professor of Art. The Van Gough, Gauguin exhibition is co-organized by the Art Institute Chicago and the Van Gough Museum, Amsterdam. Over 150works will be on exhibition including 130 paintings, 16 drawings and 9 ceramic pieces. During the course of the show, the Art Institute estimates 750,000visitors from September 22, 2001 through January 13, 2002. Studio of the South highlights Van Gough and Gauguin and the influence that they had on each other. Van Gough's "Starry Night", which never continUed on page 10 tongued character reluctantly accornpanies British forces back to the ISland of his miserable slave years to aid tn what became one of movie history's more memorable endings. The Spencers show off their magic Tiffany Grant Reporter T he illusionists Kevin and Cindy Spencer erformed to a full house on ~eptember 27. It was an exciting show that included everyone from toddlers to senior citizens. The Spencers have been touring for over ten years showing off their magic and entertaining audiences all around the world. What makes The Spencers act even more exciting is their interaction with the audience. Annie Grant, a senior, was the lucky volunteer for the "Spikes of Doom." After The Spencers made her sign a waiver she laid on a table With a box covering her and with one touch of the lever the spikes went straight through her. The proof: before they put the box on her they put a piece of newspaper on her and when they lifted the box up there were numerous holes in it! "Ihave no idea how they did that. I didn't feel a thing," said Grant. Another act they did called the, "Windshield," has only been done by about twenty other professional illusionists. The Spencers performed the same act on a Fox television speCIal. Kevin put his whole body through a giant running warehouse fan. Many people, like freshman Heather Sikorski, asked, "How did he do that?" For many audience members the highlight of the show was the grand finale, when Kevin risked his life to do a stunt from 1918. "The 'Great Milk Can Escape' was my favorite part," said NicK Weber, 9,. of Racine. The great I , UW-Parkside 200lFamily D!!Y Schedule of'Ev'ents .1 The 'Den Parkside eafe Parkside eafe Union Sq~llre eommunication Arts Union Square SAe Field 8 SAe Field 8 Union Bazaar Union Bazaar Union Square Union Square Union Square Bazaar The 'Den Sports l> Activitieseenter "Meal tickets are available at the Ranger eard Office. Breakfast and Lunch are $2 each, 'Dinner is $5. Sponsored by Family 1>&)1 2001 eontact Student Activities at (262) 595-2218 for more information. FRIDAY, OeTOBER 10,2001 Recreation Specials in The 'Den 1-11p.m. SATURDAY, OeTOBER 20, 2001 eheck In 8:30-0a.m. Breakfast with the ehancellor" 0-IOa.m. Bookstore Special Hours IOa.m.-2p.m. Art Gallery Special Hours TBA eampus earnival ofActivities IOa.m.-Noon Tailgate Party/Lunch Noon-Ip.m. UW-P Rugby Match" I-2:30p.m. eampus Tours I-2:30p.m. Freaky Photos 8 Make Own Video 3-6p.m. Mission IMPR0Vabie 4:30-5:30p.m. Luau 'Dinner" 6p.m. Ventriloquist Phil Hughes 1-8:30p.m. Freaky Photos 8 Make 0wn Video 8-11p.m. eosmic Bowl 8 Recreation Specials 0-11p.m. Midnight Madness 0-Midnight _p_ag.=e.:....:.10.:.. ~ __:._..:..... __ __:._:..___T.:....:...H.:::e=_:...~.::~=:...N.::.:c:.=e=~~---=(lc:tober10, 2001 The Spencers show off their magic, continued I , • their help. He also gave a special message to the audience. He said that he didn't get a lot of support from his family, and was told many limes to "get a real job." But in the end he said, "Regardless of how old you are dreams do come true." took him two minutes to' escape from the milk can and when he emerged he was noticeably gasping for air. After he paused for a few minutes to catch his breath he thanked everyone including his assistant to Joanne Yantis, Director of Special Productions, for all an old fashion industrial size milk can. With no air in the can he had three minutes to unlock the milk can before he would drown. The audience was told to be quiet, because if he got into trouble he and his wife have a code that would signal he needed to get out. It Harry Houdini first performed this stunt. Kevin submerged his body into UW-Pto see once in a lifetime exhibit J;:~~ Of4",Ch.Qtl 1.., ,IN< ~~ IN" otAt.lol"' VII··· w II ~ ClCl&l... fl¥' l>~e.1IIaG'I l( QuIcJt~'(. ~ " continued from page 8 leaves the Museum of Modern Art in New 'York, will be on exhibit and should provide anticipation among viewers. The show is guaranteed to be impressive and is one that should not be missed. If a student is not able to attend on October 30th, tickets can be bought through the Art Institute Chicago for $20 as well. At the price of $40 a student membership is highly recommended and includes two tickets and guaranteed admission for the show. A student membership is valid for one year and entitles a student to admission to all other shows. For more information please contact the Fme Arts office Monday-Friday, 8:00 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Tickets may also be obtained by calling the Art Institute, Chicago at (312) 575-8000 or www.artic.edu. W'RJlTl:/J ,,!'ttl ItW~l1W8> &y : JA'::CN MlEl<MoI iversity of Wisconsi -Parkside Purchas at all Dining Service locations, Ranger Card Office, and The Den! sponsored by Student Life & Dining Service October 10. 2001 POLlel - ~--~- BIIT ~---- 9/29/01 ject was transported to Kenosha County jail. "';>,__ &1 __ 2:28 p.m. UPPS officer responding to an alarm found a young child had pulled a pull box. Alarm was reset. Inc #01-708 Personal Property Theft, WYLLIE Hall, Level 3, 4:58 p.m. Student reported the theft of her unattended wallet. No suspects or witnesses. Inc #01-703 Traffic Violation, CTH E and CTH JR, 1:22 a.m. Driver was cited for speeding 62 mph in a 45 mph zone. 9/30/01 Inc #01-705 Agency Assist, CTH G and CTH E, 1:38 p.m. UPPS officer assisted with traffic control at the scene of a car fire. 10/02/01 Inc #01-704 Traffic Violation-OWl, HWY 31 and HWY E, 2:41 a.m. Vehicle striking construction barrels was stopped. Investigation and testing revealed driver was intoxicated and had no valid driver's license. Citations were issued for operating while suspended and operating while intoxicated. Sub10/01/01 Inc #01-706 Traffic Violation/ OUter Loop & Wood Road, 12 :26 a.rn, Driver was cited· for failure to stop at a stop sign. Inc #01-707 Fire Alarm, University Apartments, 10/03/01 Inc #01-709 Medical Assist, Heating & Chilling Plant, 3:49 a.m. Employee reported a severely crushed and cut finger. First aid S aIds Dancing 4 Pool TableS, 3 Darts MaChiDl' Golden Tee 10TVs Dance Club & Spurts Bar Saturday - October 13th •••• INNOVATORS!!! »: 8 DJ's Slammin, Spinnin and Jamminr" Pioneers in the Midwest UNDERGROUND Scene Mondar'&- Shortie Mondlll'S Monday NifJl Shortie Bottles FoodJaIl PaJ1y 2 for $1.25 Friday's - DJ Dance Mix OJ BadAndy and CloverX 'TuesdaJ('$-' "Karaoke &. , .DJDa " $3PifdfeJ'S, '~UOTaPs: . Power Hour 9-10p111 All BoitJes and Rails DrInks illY! 2 for 1!! Wednesdar'&- Country Nite Happy Hour 3-6 Country OJ· Bring your Hat Every Day!! and Dancing Boots!! $1.T5 00mestkJ BotIIes & IlaiIs $1.50 boUies & Rails Free Hot /JotIs Hours: M-F 3pm - 2am Sat/Sun llam- 2am 1146 Sheridan Road - Kenosha WI 552-0830 given and Kenosha Med Unit 5 transported subject to Aurora Medical Facility_for treatment. .1nc #01-710 Animals, Northeast of Grounds building, 11 a.m. UPPS officer responded to a call regarding a raccoon acting strangely and appearing to be sick. Animal was termina ted in the in teres t of safety. 10/04/01 Inc #01-713 Disorderly Conduct, Wyllie Hall, 5:19 p.m. Staff member reported being shoved by a student who was upset about a class. Report is for information only - no action taken at this _time. Inc #01-714 Traffic Violation, OUter Loop Road & CTH G, 8:26 p.m, Driver was cited for failure to st.op at a stop sign. ~ Inc #01-715 Traffic Violation, OUter Loop Road & CTH G, 8:52 p.m. Driver was cited for failure to stop at a sign. 10/05/01 Inc #01-716 Drugs, Universi ty Apartments, 12: 03 a.m. UPPS officers responded to an anonymous caller who reported marijuana use. Investigation revealed an individual in possession of marijuana. Charges will be filed at a later date. ellsiflEDS /' Odaber.24,2001 Union lOB at noon FREE! FREE! FREE! - . , Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 6, October 10, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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