252 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/390a9a42c33d152ef58c3379533f7db8.pdf da0991b841b9f9f0d7e348d725289c39 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. NCAA probes men's basketball team Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - - ._-- INSIDE LOOK UW-Parkslde men's basketball coach's con- tract not re- newed, AI Schiesser wit no longer be lhe men's coachat UWP, Story on B1 PSGA vetos budget 'In order for us to have an appeal process, Ihadtoveto !he budgetso that "could be taken back to SUFAC, and the necessary changes could be made; said PSGA President Wargolel see Page 2 Black History '11 we can teach people how to hate, there's no reason we cannot leach them how to love; stated Coretla Scott King, see Page3 Alumni Profile JemiJer Ditch is !he focus of this week's Alumni Profile. see Page 7 Head 10 Head sam and Andy review 24-7 Spyz see PageS Editorial 'INs week's Editorial focuses on !he importance of safety during Spring Break. see Page 10 Letters to the Editor See who has decided to voice their gripes. see Page 10 The DevlI's Advocate Don Andrewski lets us in on !he perfect Clime. see Page 14 UW-P Graduates ••. Year E======5"--;;;;;:;;;;;;;' 87-88 88-111 88-90 9l).81 '111-82 613 o 200 400 600 BOO II of Graduetes 'PrlljoClld University ofWlSconsin-Parkside • 'DIe Athletic Departmenthas notreleasedany formalstatement of the investigation buttheRanger News has learned of it through various sourcesand in interviews with Draft and Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The investigation is in con- Junction with a road trip the team was on in which team members were allegedly given spending money for riverboat gambling. Draftdeclined tocommenton the details of the investigation at this replace the existing consortial of a UW· Whitewater MasterofSci· ence in Education-Reading at UW-Parkside. The proposal is now in the hands of the Slate of Wisconsin, Both UW -Parkside andUW·WhitewaterhaveaJready approved this move. Specifically, the Slate pro- posal is requesting a "new submajor in Urban Education within the Master of Science de- gree in Cunriculum and Insnuc- tion," Based on research in the area of multicultural education, a need to provide positive insnuc- tional and organizational prac- tices within the culturally diverse by Carlise Newman Feature Writer Have you seen this face? Attimesitisthe face of the most loved and hated man on television. He can predict your future. Notdirectly, of course. This is the face of Jim Ott, who in addition to doing public tele- vision and radio weather forecasts, is now reaching a weather class at UW-Parkside. Introduction to Weather is a basic course about the mysteries of the atmosphere. It is held on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 2- 3:15 p.m. "Meteorology is very scientific and ex- act,aspreciseasphysicsandmath,"OUsta!ed. There are about 1 00 students hoping to learn about that gray thing we call the sky. Teaching is not new to Oil. He taught at Parksidefrom 1977-1981 and has also laUght at carthage College and UW- Milwaukee. "I enjoy people and communicating with people," he commented 'Yhen asked about the difference in students from eleven years 880, OU said there is basically no difference. ANGER Volume 20, Issue 23 NCAA probes men's basketball team Education consortia! master program reorganized Radio/TV meteorologist brings experience to classroom lecture hall where the c\ass is cmrently held. However, he likes the campus and states that wilh the high quality of teachers, studenlS are able to get a very good education. A typical day in Jim Ott's life begins at 4:00a.m. when he arises to do a 5:23 weather forecast for WTMJ radio. He then prepares for his television forecast at 12:10 and works the rest of the day until 7 when his day ends. On Tuesdays and Thursdayshe teaches class. The long drive, in addition to theextra worle, leaves him little time to relax orsleep. There1s almost no time for Ieisureactivilies like fishing, which he enjoys. Opinions ofOUasa teacher are high. "He relates tostudents,"saysBobRyerson,a sopho- more enrolled in the course. "I fmd it interest- ing. It gives more understanding to weather than television." There is no preference of teaching or • television for Jim Ott. "Meteorology is my ftrst choice," be said. "'The prefession c:omes 1aIer." By Ted McIntyre Sports Editor Shock waves' hit the UW. Parkside Athletic Departrnentlast week as the Nationai Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) began an investigation of the Men's Basketball team. The investigation, conducted by an NCAA compliance officer with the cooperation of Athletic Director Linda Draft, involved interviews of all the team's mem- bers and Coach AI Schiesser. UW-Parkside to offer multi-cultural urban educator subspecialty C. Elise Shelley News Writer As part of the proposed reorganization of the consortia1 master's program with UW- Whitewater,UW-Parksidewillbe offering a multicultural, urban educator subspecialty under the UW·Whitewater Master Degree Program. This proposed program, authored by Joe Larken, Educa- tion Outreach Coordinator, will time but did Slate that the uw- ParksideAthletic Departmentwas cooperating fully with the com- pliance officer. "There is an in- vestigation by the NCAA and we (Athletic Department) are c0op- erating fully so at this time I am not at liberty to give anything else," slated Draft While the action by the NCAA was swift, it is not ex- pected that the outcome will be severe for the Athletic Depart- ment or the Basketball team. situationoftheclassroomhasbeen identified. Some teacher-related prob- lems have been defined in the slate proposal as "inadequate knowledge of cultural differences in child development, limited knowledgeofstudents'familyand community life, and inappropri- ate expectations based upon stu- dents' ethnic backgrounds, and an inordinate emphasis on class- room management rather than intructional goals." Becausethe RacinelKenosha metropolitan areaexhibit thesame complexities and cultural diver- sity of a moee populous urban "Students are moti- vated to at· tend col- lege, and theywantto learn," he said. OUoh- tained- his ei\ucationat UW- Mil- waukee, earning a ~=--=-.J Master's Jim Ott degree and a partial Doctorate in Meteorology. He had always had an interest in weather, and it spurred him to learn about it in college. Originally a full- time professor, Oil enjoys teaching others about the peri1s of sun andrain. His fllSlclass was small and easier to teach than the 1arge Numerous sources have revealed thatthe amountofmoney given to players was minimal. Action taken by the NCAA will probably not result in the team missing any games but it could possibly be placed on probation for a season. Chancellor Kaplan was also very selective about the details of the investigation but did offer, "The compliance officer is con- ducting interviews and the Ath- letic Department is giving full COlllilllled Oil Page 2 area, it has been targeted by this proposal The purpose of this consoniaI is to "meet the profes- sional needs of teachers in south- eastern Wisconsin." I.aJkenbelievestbalthisnew program will provide many ad- vantages for the UW-Parlcside community. "Our facUlty will have the gratifying opponunity to teach at the graduate \evel," he said. "It will provide lhe univer- sity with needed enrollment credit" Of the eight possible courses to be offered in lhe program four are to be raught at UW -Parkside. Colllilllled Oil Page 2 [ I s10E Lo K UW.f)arkslde men 's b ask etb all coach's con- tract not re- newed. AJ Schiesser wi1 no longer be lhemen ' scoa ch at UWP. PSGA vetos bu dget "In order fo r u s t o have an appeal process, I had to veto the budget so that it could be ta ken back to SUFAC, and lhenecessa ry dlar.JeSCOuld be made,• said PSGA President Wargolel See Page 2 Black History "lf we ca n tea ch people how to hate, there's no re ason we cannot teach !hem how to lo ve,· stated Coretta Scott King , See Page 3 Alumni Profile Jemiler Ditch is lhe focus of this week's Alumni Profi e. SeePage7 Head lo Head 5am and And y review 24-7 Spyz See Page& EcSltorlal This week 's Edit o rial rocuses on the importance of safety during Spring Break. See Page 10 letters to the Ed tto r See Who has d ecided to voice their gripes. See Page 10 The Devil's Advo cate Don Andrewski l ets us in on the perfect crime . See Page 14 UW-P Grad uates ••. YearF== ==:::;;---:~:;;::::;::, 87 -88 88-llll 89-90 ~ 1 "91-92 0 200 400 600 800 # of Graduates • Projlc:ted University of WtSconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 23 March 12, 1992 NCAA probes men's basketball team By Ted Mc Intyre Spons Ed itor Shock waves hit the UW- Parlcside Athletic Dep artment last week as the National Collegiate Athletic Associati on (NCAA) began an investiga tion of the Men's Baskelball team . The investigation , conducted by an NCAA compli ance officer with the cooperation of Athletic Dtreetor Linda Draft, involved interviews of all the team• s mem- bers and Coach Al Sc hiesser. The Athletic Department has notreleasedany fonnal statement of the investigation but the Ranger News has learned of it through various sources and in interviews with Draft and Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The investigation is in con • junction with a road trip the team was on in which team members were allegedly given spending money for riverboat gambling. Draft declined tocommentonthe details of the investigation at lllis time but did state that lhe UW- ParksideAthletic Departmentwas cooperating fully with the com- pliance officer. ..There is an in- vestigation by the NCAA and we (Alhletic Department) are coop- erating fully so at this time I am not at liberty to give anything else ." stated DrafL While the action by the NCAA was swift. it is not ex- pected that the outcome will be severe for the Athletic Depan- ment or the Basketball team. Numerom sources have ieveaJed that the amount of money given to players was minimal. Action taken by the NCAA will probably not re&ilt in the team missing any games bul it could possibly be placed on probation for a seuon. Chancellor Kaplan was also very selective about the details of the investigation but did offer. "The compliance officer is con- ducting interviews and the Ath- letic Department is giving full Colllinued on Page 2 Educati on consortia! master program reorganized UW-Parkside to offer multi-cultural urban educator subsp ecialty C. Elise She lley News Wr iter As part of th e proposed reorganization of th e consortia) master• s program with UW- Whitewater, UW-Parks ide will be offering a multicult ural. urban educator subspecial ty under the OW-Whitewater Mas ter Degree Program. This proposed program, authored by Joe Larke n. Educa- tion Outteach Coo rdinalOr, will replace the existing consonial of a UW-Whitewater Master of Sci- ence in Education-Reading at UW-Parkside. The proposal is now in the hands of the State of Wisconsin. Both UW-Parlcside andUW-Whitewarerhavealready approved this move . Specifically, the state pro- posal is requesting a "new submajor in Urban Education within the Master of Science de- gree in Curriculum and Insttuc- tion." Based on research in the area of multicultural education, a need to provide positive insttuc- tional and organizational prac- tices within the culturally diverse situation of the classroom has been identified. Some teacher-related prob- lems have been defined in the state proposal as .. inadequate knowledge of cultural differences in child development, limited knowledgeofstudents' family and community life, and inappropri- ate expectations based upon stu- dents' ethnic backgrounds, and an inordinate emphasis on class- room management rather than inttuctional goals." Because the Racine/Kenosha metropolitan area exhibit the same complexities and cultural diver- sity of a more populous urban area, it has been wgeted by this proposal. The purpose of this consortial is to "meet the profes- sional needs of teachers in SOIJdl. ea.,aem Wisconsin." Latten believes lhal this new program will provide many ad- vantages for the UW-Partside community. "'Our faculty will have the gratifying opportunity to teach at the graduate level," he said ... It will provide the univer- sity with needed enrollment aediL" Of the eight possible courses to be offered in the program four me to be taught at UW-Partside. Continwd on Page 2 Radio/f V meteorologist brings experience to classroom by Car lise Newman Featu re Writer Have you seen th is face? At times itis the face of the most loved and hated man on television. He can predict your future. "Students are moti- ¾ vated to at- Nol directly, of course. This is the face of Jim Ott. who in additi on lO doing public aele- ~"' tend col• lege, and theywantro learn," he said. vision and radio weather forecasts, is now teaching a weather class at UW-Parkside. Introduction to Weathe risabasiccourseabout the mysteries of the atmosphere. It is held on Tuesdays and Thurs days from 2- 3:15 p.m. "Mete0rology is very scientific and ex • act,aspreciseasphysi csandmath, " Ottstat.ed. There are about 100 student.s hoping to learn about that gray thi ng we call the sky. Teaching is not n ew co Ou. He taught at Parkside from 1977- 1981 and has also taught at Carthage Colle ge and UW - Milwaukee. .. I enjoy people and communicating with people ," he c om mented. 'Yben asked about the di fference in Sllldents from eleven years ago , OU said the re is basically no differmce. OUob- tained · his education at UW- Mil- waukee, earning a 1-:- __;_-= ~- .....:... ...;;_ ____ --1 Master's Jim Ott degree and a partial Doctorate in Meteorology. He had always had an interest in weather, and it spurred him 10 learn about it in college. Originally a full- time professor, Ott enjoys teaching others about lhe perils of sun and.rain. His first class was small and easier to teach than the large lecture hall whetc the cla.1s is currently held. However, he likes the campus and states that with the high quality of teachers, students are able to get a very good education. A typical day in Jim Ott's life begins at 4:00 a.m. when he arises to do a S:23 weather forecast for WTMJ radio. He lhen p-epares for bis television forecast at 12:10 and works the rest of the day until 7 when his day ends. On Tuesdays and Thursdays he teaches class. The long drive. in addition to lheextra work, leaves him little time to relax« sleep. There is almost no time for leisure activities like fishing, which he enjoys. OpinionsofOttasateacherarehigh. "He relateslOstudents,"saysBobRyerson,a~ more enrolled in the course. " I find it inrerest- ing. It gives more understanding to weather lban televisioo." There is no preference of teaching or . television for Jim Ott. "'Meteorology is my first choice. .. be said. ""1be prefcssioo comes Iara." • ~.; _~_:..:. : ..'_':.:':_'.' ..' ' •• _ .-__.~••'_;,;,~ • .;,.~,;,.:,;.;..;;~':'''':''.,;';':. ':.' ••• .-- , ~ Ii of iii 01 "" •••• " '" •••••• ;.10.10 .. ~.~,) • 01.;1 .:"'.,}> ••••• ' '.' .. In The News Marth 12, 199i THE RAllGEII NEWS, ~e 2 •Safe Spring Break Week continues with a drawing for prizes at 11:30 a.m. in upper Main Place. -Pledge not to Drink and Drive and you could win a Chrysler car! Look for the wrecked car in upper Main Place. Have a safe and fun Spring Break! SUFAC PSGA President veto's budget requests Wargolet says veto was to allow clubs to excercise their appeal processes By Latesba N. Jude News Editor On Monday, Malch 2nd, alan emergency Parbide SlIIdent Gov- ernment Association meeting, Plaident Walley Wmgolet vellled the 1992-1993 SUFAC budget af- ter it had been passed !lY a two- thiJds majority WIe in the senate. "In order for us to have an appea1 process, I had to veto the budget so that it could be taken back 10SUFAC,and the necessary changes could be made," said Wmgolet. PSGA senaIOI' and co-dIair of SUFAC Bill Homer said, "If the President ofPSGA has a poblem with the 5egregaled Fees Budget, he has no a1temalivebut tovetoiL " UW·Par:kside's segregated $1,159,397 budget for 18 student organizations and services. The 1992-93 approved budget recommendation would have in- creased student tuition $20.86. With the vetoed budget, $302.86 from each student tuition payment will go 10 each of the major organizations next year. According to Wmgolet there were two appeals that had to be heanl and in order for an appeal to be heanl, there has 10 be a budget that can be changed. ThebudgethadaJreadypassed through the Senale. Of the 18 student organiza- tion budgets, music and athletics were the only two budgets that requested an appea1 to the SUF AC recommendation. "The main reason why we wanted this appea1 process to go through is to show the university that PSGA is willing to work with the organizations on campus and show them that we have an open door policy, that we try to keep the Walley Wargolet 'We don't ever want anyone to feel that they can't come back to at least discuss a problem," Wargolet said. Afr.ertheappeals,SUFACwill have another meeting to discuss and WIe on the appeals. CIA travels to simulation in D.C. by Gwen Heller Managing Editor . A ten-member delegation frorri the UW -ParksideClub for Interna- tional Affairs will be traveling to Wasrnngton, D.C. for a week of intensive Inter-Arab meetings • The team will be representing Iraq at a political simuJation spon- sored by the Arab League Informa- tion Center, the National Council on US-Arab Relations, and the National US-Arab Chamber of Commerce. The Model Arab League is designed 10increase the awareness of the role, organization, and per- formance of the Arab League by highlighting economic, social, cul- tural, political, and legal issues. The League of Arab States is comprisedof21 memberstetesand was foonded in 1945 for the pur- pose of coordinating issues related to Arab development and coopera- tion. Delegation members include Head Delegate Paul Pignotti, Ray Wiggins, Dave Towle, Deborah Cutler, Dan Blake, Gwen Heller, Z3ch Madison, John Spindler, Ja- son Beyer, Arman Mahdasian and AnnRuIta. Dr. Gerald Greenfield of the historY and international studies departments will advise the group at the conference. The CIA attended the Model Arab League last year, represent- ing the Sudan and Libya This year's group has spent the last two months preparing reo search for the simulation. In addition tollllending debate sessions with delegations from other universities from the Mid- west and the East coast, the UW. Parkside team will meet the Iraqi ambassador. It will also be briefed by an area expert on Middle Eastern and Iraqi affairs. The club sponsored a bowl-a- thon anda bakesalein ordertoraise the necessary funds for the trip. Additional money was donated by SOC and the student affairs OffICe. The delegation will return 10 Wisconsin on March 17 and plans to conduct presentations on Ihr;r experiences 10interesledclubsand organizations on campusand in die community. Consortial pro.gram Seminar: Rel1ectionson Education and Teaching. As with the previ. ous consortial program, s!UdenlS apply 10 the Master Program al UW -Whitewater and receive dleir degree from it as well. The co- operative efforts of the two univer· sities is for the benefit of the area teachers who want to remain leaCh· ers as well as their students. The incident comes at the time head coach AI Schiesser will be replaced after ihe Athletic depaIt. ment neglected 10 renew his coo· tract, See page B I "The decision to not renew his conuact had nodi· ing to do with the NCAA investi- gation," said Kaplan. Cominuedfrom Page 1 "Multicultura\Curriculum" is cur- rently being offered on campus. The new classes include "Teach- ing in Urban Schools," "Urban In- stitutions," and"African-American HislOry." The new program is slated to begin in the fall of 1992 at UW- Whitewater with a Foundations Continuedfrom Page 1 cooperation." The investigation willcontinue throughout the week and until the matter is fully resolved. The Ath- letic Department will likely then release a formal Slalement of the matter. ... ·-- -- - ----- - --------- ·-·--·····----·- .... ···~·-··-· ..........• . In The News campl:JS Calendar ,· •Safe Spring Break Week continues with a drawing for prizes at 11 :30 a.m. in upper Main Place. •Pledge not to Drink and Drive and you could win a Chrysler car! Look for the wrecked car in upper Main Place. SUFAC Have a safe and fun Spring Break! PSGA President veto's budget requests Wargo/et says veto was to allow clubs to excercise their appeal processes By Latesha N. Jude News Editor On Monday, March 2nd. atan emergency Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association meeting, President Walley Wargolet vetoed the 1992-1993 SUFAC budgetaf- tt.r it bad been passed by a two- thirds majority vote in the sawe. "In order for us to have an appeal ~ I had to veto the budget so that it could be taken back to SUFAC,and the neoeamy changes could be made," said Wargolet. PSGAsenllOrandco-dlairof SUFAC Bill Homer said, .. If the President of PSGA has a poblem with the Segregated Fees Budget. hcbasnoaJlffllllivebuuovetoiL" UW-Parksidc's Segregated $1,159,397 budget for 18 student organizations and services. The 1992-93 approved budget recommendation would have in- " creased swdent tuition $20.86. With the vetoed budget. $302.86 from each student tuition payment will go to each of the major organizations next year. According to Wargolet theze were two appeals that bad to be heard and in order for an appeal to be lard. there bu to be a budget that can be changed. The budgethadalready passed through the Senate. Of the 18 student organiza- tion budgets. music and athletics were the only two budgets that requested an appeal to the SUFAC recommendation. "The main reason why WC wanted lhis appeal process to go through is to show the univmity that PSGA is willing to wort with the organizations on campus and show them that we have an open door policy, that we II')' to keep the Walley Wargolet "We don't ever want anyone to feel that they can't come back. to at least discuss a problem," Wargolet said. Aftttthe appeals. SUFACwill have anochec meeting to discuss and voce on the appeals. Marth 12, 199i CIA travels to simulation in D.C. by Gwen Heller Managing Editor A ten-member delegation from the UW -Parkside Club for lnterna· tional Affairs will be rraveling to Washington, D.C. for a week of intensive Inter-Arab meetings. The team will be representing Iraq at a political simulation spon- sored by lheArab League Informa- tion Center, the National Council on US-Arab Relations, and the National US-Arab Chamber of Commerce. The Model Arab League is designed to increase the awareness of the role, organization, and per- fonnance of the Arab League by highlighting economic, social , cul - tural, political, and legal issues. The League of Arab States is comprised of21 member states and was founded in 1945 for the pur- pose of coordinating issues related to Arab development and coopera- tion. Delegation members include Head Delegate Paul Pignotti, Ray Wiggins, Dave Towle, Deborah Cutler, Dan Blake, Gwen Heller, Zach Madison, John Spindler, Ja- son Beyer, Arman Mahdasian and AnnRuka. Dr. Gerald Greenfield of the history and international studies departments will advise the group at the conference. The CIA attended the Model Arab League last year, represent. ing the Sudan and Libya. This year's group ha1 spent lhe last two months preparing rt• search for the simulation. In addition to~ding debale sessions with delegations from other universities from the Mid- west and the East coast, the uw. Parkside team will meet the Iraqi ambassador. It will also be briefod by an area expen on Middle Eastern and Iraqi affairs. The club sponsored a bowl-a- thonanda bakesalein onbtoraise the necessary funds for the trip. Additional money was donated by SOC and the student affairs office. The delegation will return to Wisconsin on March 17 and plan~ to conduct presentations on thrir experiences to interested clubs and organizations on campus and in die community. Consortia! pro.gram Coruinuedfrom Page I .. Multicultural-Curriculum" is cur- rently being offered on campus. The new classes include "Teach- ing in Urban Schools," "Urban In - stitutiom." and "African-American History." The new program is slated to begin in the fall of 1992 at UW- Whitewater with a Foundations Seminar. Retlections on Education and Teaching. As with the previ• ous consonial program, studenlS apply to the Master Program at UW- Whitewater and receive their degree from it as well. The co- operativeeff orts of the two univer• sities is for the benefit of the area teachers who want to remain itach• ers as well as their swdents. UW-Parkside mens basketball team target of investigation Coruinuedfrom Page 1 cooperation." The investigation will continue throughout the week and until the matter is fully resolved. The Ath• letic Department will likely then release a f onnal statement of the matter. The im:ident comes al the time head coach Al Schiesser will be replaced after ihe Athletic depllt· ment neglected to renew his CCII· tract. See page B 1 "The decision to not renew his contract had nod!· ing to do with the NCAA invesd· gauon." said Kaplan. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -lJW-P8rk8Ide runner wins NCAA DIVision II Indoor TrICk ~Ip lJVU'IIkSIde SlUdP"' PiUa SIOkm8II places IlII h lIdigan. S1otyon 81 ~ Committee excluded '!IIIClINIll prOC8lU8 cals Iof Ilcomm811dallons 10 go directly to the dBaIor,lIId at Iam saying Isthat • _ be appIOIIiate to have it go 1JolV11hll UIMIsIty Committee..•• IIdId Niu Dudycha, CIlai 0'the ~Comminee. see Page3 see Page 4 Edltorlll 1Ns W8llk's EdtoriaIlocuses on the IIoatd at Regents' approval 0' a IMled anIl-hate speech rule. see Page 8 see Page 10 NUmberof students voting In PSGAelections by year Q~ o 1990 1991 1992 .<-.'). University of WlSCOnsin-Parkside ~ ANGER Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Critical line between undermine the hum . h ane,canng speec and action and IOlerant environment that addressed should cbaracrerize this uni_- sity.I am confidentlbat all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavillC and will offtzequaIIYllllQualifiedcondemnalims. I have been asked by students and staff 10 do something about Ihe individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired as 10what action I should take, I was advised 10remove Ihe perpeIIllIOrSfrom theclasses they were taking; 10expe1lhem from the Univtzsity , llC at the very least 10 find a way 10 pevent Ihem from speaking their mind. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will -au a p_lallan .. I will do none of the above. the VD10DBazaar at Jpm today. All atndeatl, Iac1IJty,llaIr, and Colllinued 0" Page 2 the ItJleI1lI public are welcome. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6. the University gaily introduced in Se)llembtz of of Wisconsin Board of Regents 1989; however, it was ruled unapproved a policy tbat prohibits constitutional by a federal judge racist remarks and other offen- in Milwaukee last year after it sive speech by UW students. was challenged by a group of The policy, which was ap- UW students. proved ~y a vote of 9-6, is the The new policy allows the secondonelObeaddressedbythe UW System 10 punish students Board of Regents. who intend IOdemean thecharac- The original policy was te- teristicS of other students based By SheDa Kaplan Chancellor UW -Parkside has experienced several incidents in Ihe last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimi. dating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarJcs 10 members of Ihe faculty or 10olher students. In each of these incidents, cIear and not very subtleracistorsexist attitudes were discernable. Ipersonally ,andon behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the strongest terms possible all such lICts of deliberate incivility designed 10 Presidential candidate Jerry Brown here today ,I on race, religion or gender. Students are prohibited from using words or symbols that insult llC threaten people, creating a hastOe llCintimidating environment, or provoking an immediaIe violent reaction. Supporters feellhis policy is more narrowly wrinen Iban the previous one which was rejected for il.S intrusion of the Pilat Amendment right JlWIIIIteeing free speech. The anti-halo speech policy wiD be ClllIIDined by _ lawmakmforcommenL Afterbeing reviewed by the legislature, the Board of Regents must give final approval of Ihe policy before it is implemented. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Irealized tbat a simDar phenomenon in Iheconternporaryworldwastakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I bad to address tbat firsL .. InherbookWolfexamineshow the mylh of female beauty has victimized women Ihrough the "violent backIasb against feminism tbat uses images of female beauty as a politicaI weapon against women's advancemenL" She examines the compulsive beaUty mylh as it is perpetuated through literature, mylhology, and Ihe mass media. She also outlines how the mylh keeps ptzpeluating inequality in women's ptz. lIOlIa1andprofessionalreIationsbips,how it damages hererosexuaI love reIalionships, and how it divides _ from one anolhtz. The Beauty Myth also declares a war on Ihe cosmetic, diet, plastic-surgQY, and pornography industries. Wolf points 10the $20 billion a yeat cosmetic industry and Ihe $33 billion diet and Jackie NOes Feature Writer In hoDllC of Women's History Monlh, Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth: How 1II1IJgesof Beauty (JIe Used AgaillSl Wome", will speak at UW-Parl<side IOnight at 7pm in Greenquistl03. TheIectureis free and open 10 the public and is being S)Xlnsored by the Parkside Activities Board, UW -Parkside Women's Center, and the Women's HeaIlh Center at SL Catherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf,28, is a graduate of Yale Univer· sity, where she studied EngIisb literature and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. WhDe spending three years as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began IOdeveIop the idea for The Beauty Myth. "I began 10 write a doctoral thesis tbat made me see how ideas about beaUty were used by 191h and 20th century male writers 10 defend the creative act as being implicitly masculine: Wolf siad. • I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a powtz struggle. NaomIWoII exercise indUSlry as evidence 10howmucb women are ensIaved by the beauty myth. Wolf a1soslreS1e1 themoregrisJystatisticson anorexiaandbulimia,wbicbstrikeamiIlionAmerican Women each year. Anorexia kills 150,000 Colllinued 0" Page 2 1 I I ~erunnerwt 1 NCAA Division IJ Indoor TrO ~Ip lTNMsldestu..... Pua Sll)lcmln places trstklllctigan. Sto,yon B1 ....., Commltt• xclud 'rhlCIIIR sroc:eckl8 ca1s ror nicamme,ldation ID go diecdy to the dlllCIIIDr, ald d I am saying •• be approJliate to have it go trour#1 b University Committee ... • llllldlltu Dudycha. Char of the l)warslyCommittee. See 3 New Dean of l.l)eral Arts IJW-Pnide i - abcu Its nigianal,. and ilessdaon Dwellhoud bedammng l8lllldl Ollallllllanl'am cu limJ-• IIBIBd Howard Cohen, DelnoflbnlMs SeePage4 Edltorlll This week's Edtorial toruses on Ille Bad of Regents' approval of IIVised art-hate speech rule. See Pages SeePage10 Number of students voting In PSGA elections by year ll) ,..,.._,. -vyax, 4111 • 0 1990 1991 1992 University of Wuconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the U\V-Parkside community Critical line between undmnine the humane. caring speech and action and tolerant environment tbac addressed should characterize this univcrBy Sheila Kaplan ChanceDor UW •Parkside has experienced several incidents in the last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimidating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarks to members of the faculty or to other students. In each of these inc · dents. clear and not very subtle racist or sexist attitudes were discemable. I persona1J y ,and on behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the sttongest terms possible all such acts of deliberate incivility designed to sity. I am cmfident lhal all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavim and will offer equally unqualifiedcondemnatioos. I have been asked by students and staff ro do something about the individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired a., to what action I should lake, I was advised to remove the perpetr8l(n from the classes they wm taking; to expel them from the University , m at the very least to find a way to p-event diem from speaking their mind. I will do none of the above. Co"""-d on Page 2 Presidential Candidate Jerry Bron will 1118b • pl'elelltadoll la tbe UDion Bazaar at 3pm today. All ltDdeall, facalty, 1taff, ad the paenl pablic ue welceae. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6, the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved a policy that prohibits racist remarks and other off ensive speech by UW students. The policy, which wa., approved by a vote of 9-6, is the second one to be addressed by the Board of Regents. The original policy was legaily introduced in Sepeemba of 1989; however, it was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge in Milwaukee lut year after it was challenged by a group of uw students. The new policy allows the UW System to punish students who intend to demean the characteristics of other students based on race, religion or gender. Students me prohibited from using words or symbols that insult or threalal people, acating a hostile « intimidating environment, or provoking an immediate violent reaction. Suppcxters feel this policy is more narrowly written than the previous one which was rejected for ill inuusion of the YUII Amendmc:nl ripl guanmteeina free speech. The anti-bale speech policy will be examined by Sl8lC law• matersf«comment. Afterbeing reviewed by lbe legislature. the Board of RegenlS must give final approval of the policy before it is implemenmd. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Jackie Niles Feature Writer In bonm of Women's History Month. Naomi Wolf,authorofTheBtauty Myth: How Images of Btaury are Ustd Against Women, will speak at UW-Partside tonight at 7pm in Greenquist 103. The lecture is free and open to the public and is being sponsored by the Park· sideActivitiesBoard,UW-ParksideWomen"s Center. and the Women•s Health Cena« al SL Calherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf. 28, is a graduate of Yale University, whae she studied English litetanJre and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. While spending three years a., a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began to develop the idea for The Beauty Myth • .. I began to write a doctoral thesis that made me see how ideas about beauty were used by 19th and 20th centwy male writm to def end the creative act as being implicitly masculine." Wolf siad. "I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a power struggle. I realized that a similar phenomenon in thecontemporarywcxidwutakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I had to address that firsL" In her book Wolf examines how the myth of female beauty has victimized women duougb the "violent backlash against feminism that uses images of female beaoty as a political weapon against women's adYancemenL" She examines lhe compulsive bt.auty myth as it is perpeb18led through litenuure, mythology, and the mass media. She also outlines how the myth keeps per• petuating inequality in women's persooal and profes.,ionalrelalionships.how it damages heterosexual love relationships, and how it divides women from one another • The Beauty Myth also declares a war on the cosmetic, diet. plastic-surgery, and pornography industries. Wolf points to the $20 billion a year cosmetic indusuy and the $33 billion diet and NaolDIWolf exerciseindusuyasevidencc IO how much women me emlaved by the beauty myth. Wolf alsosumes themoregrislyllldsticson anorexia and bulimia. whichsmkeamillioo Ameri• can women taeh ycf/1. Anorexia kills 150,000 Co~d 011 Page 2 I I II _~~~~~__ .:- nn ..... h~e~~Ne~w' ~s ~----_-:)'::::fatb:::.;26,~~ !!-,ilANGa'Nns, PlIge 2 Kaplan's message university community 1Ilat"l wen aware ollbe crilicaIliae: must be drawn betweea which is enlilled lDrau~ and action, wbich is IIOl. ~ UWS 17.06(4) of die WIIQInsq AdministraliveCodclllllbskCb! dtat.disciplinary IK:lianC8llbelakea agamstslUdentawhole~ ale words or lICIioaIlIeVlIIIi ~ seriously interfene willldlecary. ing on of Ibe te8dIIIII • ., process. My ..... biM MilliJIIpared 10 act swiflly 1IId~ should Ibis IaaerClleIrile. J Inspite of lhesellllftlleasible incidents, or mayba bctaase 01 Ibem,laslteachllldetelJlIIIIIIlrz of the university l:OIIlIIlunity ~ work with me to pIOICCl die fIle. domofindividualexpasioowhich is the basis of OOrcllliaeareqrie. Co1tlinuedfrom Pagel • This university commODity cannot and most not limit the right of its members to free speech no matter how stopid, erode or offensive .it might be. Once we declare certam speech off-limits and SD~ject to University discipline, we will spend all of our lime drawing umenable dislinctions. We would also provide more alleDlion and credibility to the offensive stalements than they could ever hope to gamer on their own. I am not prepared to provide the intolerant among us with therbetorical high ground that will permit them to portray themselves as the protectors and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this, however, I want to assure the members of the -Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (pAB/WC/WHC) -Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup -Feeus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:3D-5pm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 -Women's Marketplace: lOam-3pm on the Union Bridge Naomi Wolf Cominued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows an too wdl tbeelrel:lJoliIJis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her earIy-. She also says tha1 according to the American SocIetyafPllslicIllll Reconsrructive Surgeons over two million Americans, moflWi female, bad undergone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Uposucdllll,I procedure that socks out fatty tissue, is the fasleSl-growillsafll1lcosmeli surgeries. Wolf regards plasti<: surgery as self' mutilalilln ,dII& CDCllIIIIiilI women to commit violence againSllbemselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide pllIIIllPIIiIl industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the beautY mylb. She also claims that movies. TV, and advertisements have becomCOUl1eISra "soft" sexual pornography. Wolfbas won several awards forher writing. includiDl .. ~, of American Poetsprize (twice),theBeUSPrize,lDlwards6umIbcL)IICo The Robert Browning Society, and the Yale UtID')' Mari& , Her journalism, poetry, and book reviews have appeIIIed b VIiild publications in Britain and the U.s. including Ms., Vene, SplRRJ), Writing Women. The Village Voice Urerary Supplement. die Sun*! TlJIICS, and The Penguin Book ~ Yiddish Poetry. Wdl/aIII ~ Company will publish a volume of Wolf's poelryllCXtyeaf. Sbclll Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many yars. baveled extensively and lives in Scodand and New yom. -Video and Discussion: "Images of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free , Poet Dacey to visit UW-Parkside tomorrow ., GI'lIIIt l.lInea Feature Writer Internationally known poet PbiIip Dacey will visit uw-Parkside tmnOlJOW. March 271h. Prom 9:00-9'.50 he will I8ke pen in an iDronnIIdileUSlion withPlof_ A1aa Sbuelld', 0aIive WritiIII Poetryc:1Isa(CARTI37). Al.- Dacey wiD gi~ • public: poeuy nadine in die OYerIootLounge in die Iibnry. EveI)IlIIC is weloome MboIhocCM;'., Hundreds ~ Dacey', poems have beeII published in IDmay of Iitaary magazines, five run length way.' col1ections,lDlseveral chapbooks. But don't be mislead - Dacey Among his achievements. he bas doesnotwrilCromanticdrivel. His been awarded a Fulbrigbtlecture- poems can be frank, disturbing, or ship to Yugoslavia and two Na- funny, but are always surprising. tional Endowment of the Arts ere- Anyonewbo is inlCreSled in hearllive writing fel1owsbips. ing fresh poeuy from a living per- Dacey'spoemsaredillic:u1tto son(oftenallRcombinationwben c:Jassify since they cover • great studying conege level English) varietyoflOpics. ThepositiveOlll- sbou1d make lime to 8IleDd one of look 1bat penneaICS his poetry sug- these two events. gests that be writes love poems. Philip Dacey's visit is being All aspeclI of life • die spiritual. . sponsored by the Lecture and Fme pbysical, sexual, anotional· are Arts Committee and the English appoached by Dacey in a unique DeplIrlmenL Public Service Announcements COIIPMION FO!lDISABLED GENTLEMAH. ~ a ~rtnlerstandi~ 01the.dewlopmentallydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilIl KenoSh8"*" 29 year old bas good - 01tunor, ertoYs &hopping, eating out and -ng IIIO'IlllS. No extra expense 10volunleef. Ask for more information In Volunteer 0Ific:e. NORTH PARK E1.EIIEN!'ARY SCHOOL NEEDS VOl.lJNTEEl!S- FIIst grade bJIors helping c:bi~ren ~ a one-~-one basis with math, language and reading; filth grade 1UlllISWOIkkGwiIh one or two students needng exira help in math; and library aSSIstant WOIkIng In school library doing varIOUS duties. Volunteer'as 61t1eas 30 minutes a week. Say YESt SCHOOl OF UBERAL ARTS. Kyou are a lileral Arts major and woud Ike 10help out at a special event on campus, please read on. Uberal Arts: A Wo~d of PossiblUties Day, weItf1/III1III. Ap118th needs greeters lIld gUdes lor as 61t1eas one hour between 10:00-2:00. This Is a great oppollUnily 10gel experience and meet influential people. Sign up klday inthe c.eerC8llllt- W1LDLJFE HORIZONS SET ORlENTAlION DATE. ~youln~rested in helping wildlife who are injured or homeless? Jointhe,Wild6fe Horizons,lnc:. YOlunteerslalfbyalleldlQ.- SIIlday, March 29th al2:OO PM at 4828'Rambeau Drive - Racine, Wl Call Joanne at 634-8061 or Usa at 639-0427 if'you can be there or are Interested, but cannol be al meeting. For more information, see carol in the VoNn/ee, OIfice or caJl595·20t1 to,an appointment: . H~r~~a~ ~riday ~al! ~u~ Sunday In the News •Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (PAB/WC/WHC) •Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup •Focus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1 pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:30-Spm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 •Women's Marketplace: 10am-3pm on the Union Bridge • Video and Discu~ion: "hnages of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free Poet Dacey to visit OW-Parkside tomorrow b7Grutl.anea Peature Writer Internationally known poet Philip Dacey will visit UW-Parkside tomorrow, March 271h. Prom 9:00-9:SO he will catc pan in an iafolmaldilcUllionwilbProfcaor Alan Slmclnl'a Oad'le Wrilina Poeuyclm(CART 137). AlDOOD Dicey wiD give I public pc>eCly Nldina in the Overlootl.ouage in the libnly. Evayone ii welcome • boch occllioas. Hundreds of Dacey's poems have been publisbcd in m amy of liunry magazines. five full length collections.and several chapbooks. Among his achievements. he has been awarded a Fulbright lectwesbip to Yugoslavia and two National Endowment of the Arts erealive writing f eDowships. Dac:cy's poems ndifficultto dmify since they cover a great varietyof10pics. Thepositiveoutlook lhat permeates his poetry suggests that be wrileS love poems. All aspeas of life - the spirilUal, physical. sexual. emooonal • n appoacbcd by Dacey in a unique way. Butdon"l be mislead-Dacey does not wri1e romantic drivel. His poems can be frank. disturbing, or funny, but are always surprising. Anyone who is inrerested in bearing fresh poeuy from a living person (oftenararecombinarion when studying college level English) should make time to attend one of these two events. Philip Dacey's visit is being sponsoo:d by the Lecture and F"me Arts Commiuee and the English DepanmenL Kaplan's message ContinutdfromPagt 1. 1bis university community can~ot and must not limit the right of its memberS to free speech no matter how stupid. crude or offensive _it rnight be. Once we declare cawn speech off-limits and subject IO University discipline. we will spend all of our time drawing untenable distinctions. We wouJd also provide more auention and credibility to the offensive sta1ements than they could evez hope IO gamer on their own. I am not prepared IO provide the intolerant among us with the rhetorical high ground that will pennit them to portray themselves as the proleCIOl'S and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this. however, I want to assure the members of the university community lbat 1 well aware of lhe Clilical tiae: must be drawn IJetweea which is entided ID fab~ and action. wbicb is 111. ~ uws 17.06(4)ofllle~ AdministraliwCode1111Ranc1er that_disciplinary acdancanbclaba agamststudentswhaeeilappqrj. ale words or actiam 11evat, 11 seriously intafaea wiidleClry. ing on of lhe ~~lcmning proces.,. My ldm....._ilpe. pared ID act IWifdy IDlldeciiYdy should dtis laaer Clle lrile. In spile of dlele~ incidents. or maybe .._ Ii them, I askeacbandCWIJIIICllber of lhe university community to work with me to prUect die medom of individualcxpe&IUiwbij is the basis of ouraaecacqne. Naomi Wolf Continued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows all too well dledfeclsoCdtis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her early teem. She also says that according to the American SocielJaf PIIBlll1 Reconstructive Surgeons over two million Americans. 87~ or lhcm female, had ondezgone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Lipolslicl, _a procedure lhat sucks out fatty tis.sue, is the fas cc.st-growing flall ~ surgeries. Wolf regards pl.aruc surgery self murilalion dial -,qes women to commit violence against themselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide....,.., industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the bellllJ myth. ~ also claims that movies. TV, and advenisements have become outlelsf« .. soft" sexual pornography. Wolf bas won several awards for hez writing, including• ~J of American Poets prize (twice), the Beus Prize.and wards6amdltLyrt. 1bc Robert Browning Society. and the Yale Litmry Mapziae. . Her journalism, poetry. and boot reviews~ appeared in Vlitd publicatimw in Britain and the U.S. including Ms.. Veno. Sp,e.._! Writing Women, The Village Voice Licerary Supplement. die""""' Tunes. and The Penguin Book of Yiddish Poeay. W-dlillll J,b!Of Company will publish a volume of Wolfs poell'Y next 'jtll/l• 1111 Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many )'CIIL ~ traveled extensively and lives in Scotland and New York. Public Service Announcements COMPANION FOR DISA8lED GENTlEIIAN. Gaina broadertnterstanding of tl8 deWlopmentaltydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilh KenOShl,_ 29 year old has good sense of tunor, erioYS shopping. eating out and seeing movies. No extra expense lO volunteer. Ask for more information in Volunteer Office. NORTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS VO~ First gr_ade Mors helping chi~~ a one-to-one basis with math, language and reading; fiftl grade~ wor1m1 wifl one or two students needrlg extra help In math; and library assistant working In school library doing vanous duties. VOiunteer as &!tie as 30 minutes a week. Say YES! SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS. If you are a ll>eral Ms major and wood Ike to help_out at a special~ on campus, please read on. Liberal Ms: A Wor1d of Possa"bitities Day, wect•dlr Apri 81h needs r,eeters IWld guides for as 6ttle as one hcu between 10:()()..2:00. This is a great oppontllity to get experience and meet influential people. Sign up k>day i1 the caeer~ WILDLIFE HORIZONS SET ORIENTATION DATE. ~ you ln~rested in helping wildlife vt1lo are injured or homeless? Join the Wildlife Horizons, Inc. volunteer staff~ at191d1g a .... &llday, March 29th at 2:00 PM at 4828 Flambeau Drive - Racine. WL can Joanne at 634-8061 or Lisa at 639--0427 if you can be there or are interested, but cannot be at~ For more infonnalion, see carol in the Volmteer Office or caJl 595-2011 for an appointment. -.,...26. 1992 Campus News TIlE RANGa NEWS, Page 3 -Proposed amendment affects facult 8,Latesba ~. Jude was a change in legisIation ~ersonnel guidelines News Editor allowed the System to alte Cohen explained how faculty '*We DOW have the opponu· rules lbatdetennine the ~current andaca,eJemicSlaffarehired. "We riq IIIsleDd a faculty membets faculty probationary periods ~ have different kinds of appoint· ... ~ period for reasons included the number of' ~II1S. Faculty are usually people _ ... Ieave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~~ With a terminal degteC, often a bII1cIIor IaICher improvement." considered for tenure. ore g Ph.D ." _IIiAd HIloLwanI Cohen, Dean of Lib- According to Cohen the "'!Ie can hire a faculty memo bationary period '. pro. ber~thtenure,orwecanhireona CoIJeD is sening 00 a Univer- lengthened throug::'I:e~ terminaI appointment for one or i17olW"1SlXJRsin System woddng sence, a teacher impro ve 0 two yC3lS,and IaIer bring them on JIUlIP ......... . iderin vemCll1 as· a tenure track lin • Coh . IS COIISI g changes signment. or a sabbatical ~, en said, llIpenoanel guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' "TheyBIe being considered for 11die corrent rules would provide member is given a paid ~ facul~ . ten~ but. are only going to be lIIdlIlity in the length of proba- either one semester or a:' ~ODSIderedif they have been here lioI*Y lIIlPOinUnents under ctr- yearfor the purpose of rfonni~c oranum~of~. UsuaIlythis Cllllll&nces determined by the academic studies rela: to ~ :: place m th~ sixth year, but it bd 01Regents. field. . dbesooncrifthcywereteach. 1be-_~.it.t.e.e. ...._~.,"- " ...".."..m· ThiSl•Snormallygrantedafter mgsoTmheewachaedreee1se.." staff . 18*YllldhaditsflfSlmcclingon aminimumofsevenyearscontin- .DUC are hired ....... -IlL It . f' ei one year at a time, and evenlllaI1y _....... ... .I.IId admiCnOisIIS1SlS 0 eIght ued s"ervtce to a university . have u''-u-..,..year contrsets. UW· -, trators repre- It used to be if you had a PalbideaIsohiresad' tfacul t..'.l..IOt"iffeltldUWcampusesand sabbaticaIorleaveofabsenee,then whoare part.limeanJ:hiredbty DltlIIbers from the Sys. ~ou could extend the amount of semester. y _ofIice. . . time [before tenure review). ID Academicstaffwhoaren'tCac. '"1be quesuoo IS w~t other order to do that you had to be off u1ty, but work at the university in .... sbou1d be permitted for campus, full time. • the advising center or in adm' • 01"""" lCIIure review periods," 'Now the legislation says thai mons are hired on probation ~ ?,-said. Committee,~~ent if the university wantstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint. IS dial pBIelllaI responslbiliues of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIrioI for a ~ child or aging they can do that. This now in· "This rule only applies 19 fac· JBeIIlI, or haVlDg a long-term ill· cludes the possibility of extending u1ty who are onlenure track, who ... Ibat doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some· areprobationarytowardtenureand I.e.a,ve.,wor iOtlhbcr c~~ that one who continues 10 teach," said IIlprobationary academic Slllff. The their ability tomakc Cohen. ruIeisnotreIev8ll1 10anyone else " JI1llPaI iD tbcir academic work "This really conccms the ten- Coben said. ' ~bepoundsforgranlingad. ure-trackfacultywho are hired for According to Cohen, if the dIlicnaI yean for the tenon: reo the pwpose of coming up for ten- committee <kcides that it wants to view, ureandsomenoninsttuclionaIaea- come up with additional reasons ID the last budget cycle there demic staff. • Conlinued on Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeUer MaDaglog Edilllr The UW -Parlcside Fmance Club will transform Molinaro HaIl into Wall Street during the month of April. SlIIdents, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StreetChaIlengebeginsWednes. day, April I, on the fU'Sl floor lobby of Molinaro HaIl. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five trsnsactions and $100,000 of (unaginary)capil8l Alldaytnlding costs SO cents. Hours for trsding are 12pm to 2pm on Monday through Friday. . Discountsapp!ytothosewho attend the Fmance Club's Match 30 meeting featuring Donald 0, Rackl, Vice Plesident and CFO oftheSybronCorpcxation. RackI wiD be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring. cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on registrslion forthe Wall StreetOJaDcnge by attending the presen1lllion in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The ruIcs for the contest BIe simple. Theplaycrwith thehighest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxchanges- NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market, can participate in the Wall Street Challenge. Club members wiD be available to answer questions during the eontest. For further information, caII Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. ID addition III sponsoring the Wall Street simulation, the F.. nance Club is sending six memo bers and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty, to the Financial ManegementAssociationConference ID Chicago 011 Match 26 and 'l:1. The annual meeting is optlI only to members of the Ass0ciation. Major topics of discussion will include cunatt issues in f.. JIlIIICC, the fmanciaI job marIcet, and a Simulatillll of futures and options trading. Membersofthec1ubwho_ auendingthec:onfemJceareMike Coe/Jo, Lori Fosler, Pat PllobIer, Maurizio SiIenzI, and Micbe1le Sahagian. Dodycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ." ..... aN.Jude News Editor Professor Arthur Dudycha, tbair rlthe University Commit· lee,feelstbatpresentfacultypolicy pt'Ol:edures leave the University Committee out of cenain matters in wbicb it should be involved or about which it should be well in· fumed. The University CommillCC ~1Iy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Rights and University Committee as opposed to going directly to the chancel· lor," said Dudycha. .Dudycha fccls that the Uni· versity Committee is not properly included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses fU'Sl send the report or recommendation to the University Committee which then formally . presents it to the chancellor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. 11keeps the University Com· ResponsibilitiesCommiueeinhandling grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrdedby afacultymcm· her, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mauerand make reports orrec· ommendations to the chanceUor. "What I have noled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a recommendation, it is trsnsmitted to the chanceUor through the mittee better apprised of developments, the flow of decisions, and information on this campus that pertains to faculty matters," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha, there are different types of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi· bilities Committee would hear, includinggricvancesandcomp! aints. "The current procedure calls for recommendation 10go directly to thechance1lor, and all lam say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year presidential seat uncontested, with university Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and wiD succeed Erie mittee) seat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 VOleS to 157. Sexton Incumbent senators George wiD replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Suneeta member Bill Homcr on DCXtyear's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan. Deborah Cutler, and The one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-elecred. (Parlcside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner seat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didale Natale. two available senalOrial seats. In addition to the officCf elec· Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threereferendawereincluded one open :,S1U,FAC (IS' egrellate•d• .j. on tIh~e. balIl,oL t., ,,~j The fust, which proposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 ing is thatitmightbe8jljlilljiiate to have it go through the University Committee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation III the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUor and the Boerd of Regents. policy 10designated areas on cam· pus. passed 325 VOICSto 25 I. The ratification of the revised PSOA Constillltion, passed 368 VOICStoS4. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'scontinu· ing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of SlIIdent Gov· ernments (for which $.75 is taken I from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vete of 311 to 109 VOICS. 8, ADdy Patch News Editor ThePalbideSlIIdentOovemment Association has announced the results rlits annual springoffi· cer elections, which were held Mareh 11 and 12. For the office ofPSOA President. current Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesha Jude, 369 votes 10214 and wiD succeed Wally Wargolet in the fall 1992 semester. Felill Aulozzi won the vice· --.:::......:..~~~~~~~~ .......~~ ........ .. 26.1992 - Campus News Proposed amen 11 Latesha • J e Nnrs F.ditor me~~ affi11anec~ faculty personnel guidelines ... _ a c ge m legislation that allowed the System to alter current and Cohen ~plained bow faculty rul that detennine the length of have~~ arc hired. "We "We DOW ha the 0ppOltUIO CllfCDd a faculty m ber'a JPiew period for reas:om ••leaveofa b.,_. a ti reacher improvement.." llidHonnl Cohen. Dean of Lib- 1111 AIIL Cola is tening oo a Univero( Wilccnsin System womng ... dlll is considering chang a,jiiill0Dlld guidelines. A change II• c:mmt rul would provi flldllily in the length or ..., 11JPOintm n cir• c..,-ce, determined by lhe lalldolltelffl Tbccommiuee formed in _.baditsfi m ting Mall 5dL It · of eight ... administra repre- ... clfferenl UW cam and two Iliff manben from the Sys office. ~ question is what oth .... lbould be permitted for ..... eenure review periods." Olllell llid. Commi timent is 1111& pamw resi,oosibiliti or camg (or a new child aging ...._ ti having a long- nn illlblt doesn't requin: ick 111M. or oda circwnsUUl0~ th3 ..,.. wida their ability tom ...-mdM:iracaaCffljC be grounds for grantingad- ..._. ,-a for the ten re- •· ID die budget cycle there ~acuity probationary periods. This ments. different kinds of appoint- ~ludcd the number of years after .th ~ arc usually pcop1o mstJuctors arc hired before bein ~ a ~inal degree. often • considered for tenure. I . According to Cohen the pro. ber ~e can hire a faculty manbationary period wu • . WI tenure.orwccanhircona len:i ned throu~h 8 1!::=: ==-m:~; .:: . • a teacher unprove ment as- a tenure tract line " Cohen said ~ent. or a sabbatical "'"'-· be. • • u~.1 are mgc:onsideredfor A sabbatical is when a f acuity . tenure. but are . ~mber is given a paid leave of coosidered if ~~!°:n ~ be eithe~ one semester or academic foranumbt.rofyears. Usually: year or.the P~ of perfonning takes place in the sixth )'ear but it enuc studies related to their could be-iftt.... ' h fie d. . - .. ..,., were teac • mg 10mewhere else." This is normally granted after minimum of seven years continued service to a university. .. It used to be if you bad a bbatical or leave of absence. lbea you could extend the amount of time [before tenure review). In order to do that you had to be off campus. full time. " '"Now the legislation says that if the university wants to haveother reasons for extending the period lhey can do that. This now includes the possibility of extending the probationary period for someone who continues IO teach," said Cohen. "'1bi5 really concerns the tenure- track faculty who are hired for the purpose of coming up for tenureandsomenoninsuuctionalacadanic staff. " The academic Slaff are hired one year at a time, and eventually have tln-ce-ycar contracts. UWParksidc also hires adjunct faculty who are pan-time and are hired by semester. Academic Slaff whoaren'tfac• ulty, but wort at the university in the advising ccnta or in admission., are hired on probation and can be given indefinite appointments similar to tenure. '°This rule only applies to faculty who are on tenure tract. who me probationary toward tenure and IDprobatjonaly academic Slaff. The rule is not relevant to anyone else," Cohenllid. Accanling to Cohen. if the commiucc decides that it wants to come up with additional reaoos Conlinued on Page JO THI RANGa NEWS. Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer M1oa1h11 Editor The UW-Partside Finance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and S50 savings bonds. Registration for lhe Wall Street Challenge begins Weclnesday. April 1, on die first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee. participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (unaginary)capilll. Alldaytrading costs 50 cents. Hours for trading are 12pm lO 2 pm on Monday through Friday. Discountsapplytolhoscwho aaend theFmanceClub's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. Racki, Vice President and CFO orlhe SybronCorpcxalioo. Ractl will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt SIIUCturing, cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on regisrration forthe Wall S1rect01811enge by aaending rhe presenlldon in Union 104 at noon on Monday. 1bc rules for the contest are simple. 1bcplayerwith the highest Del worth at rhe end of April wim. There is DO short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX. and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can participate in the Wall S1rect Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For further information, call Professor Kevin Dougherty • x2449. In addition ID sponsoring the Wall Stn:e1 simulation, the Fananco Club is aending six members and ill adviser. Dr. Kevm Dougberty, totheFmancial ManagememAs., ocialion Conference in Chicago oa Mardi 26 and '1:1. 1bc 1111aal meeting is open only to members of the Association. Major topics of discussion will include c:urrent issues in finance. the fmancial job mata. and a simulatica of fulmes IRi oplions trading. Mcmbenoflbcclubwboare anendingtbcCOldaalceareMite Coello. Lari Fosler, Pie~. Maurizio Silemi, and MicbeUe Sahagian. Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ., .......... J News Editor PRJfeaor Arthur Dudycha. Oair ~ the University Commit• lee.feels lbatpresent faculty po lie y Jlft)Cedura leave lhc Univmity Onmit1ee out ot c:cnain matters in which it should be invo vcd or about which it should be well inbmed. The University Commiuce recently reviewed the procedures IIICd by the Faculty Rights and Respon.sibilitiesCommiuee in handling grievance procedures. U a grievance is filed by a faculty manber, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattt.t and make rcpons or rec• ommendations to the chancellor. "What I have noted in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee makes a recommendation, it is uansmitted to the chancellor through die University Committee as opposed to going direcdy to the chancel· Jor,• said Dudycha. Dudycha feels that the University Commiuee is not poperty included in the communication chain. He has noted tbal many campuses first send the report or recommendation to the University Commiuee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think tbal it is an excellent idea. It keeps the Univenity Commiuee better apprised of developmenas, the flow of decisions. and information on this campus that pertains lO faculty matters." said Dudycha. Acconling to Dudycha. lbae are different types or hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee would hear, including grievances and complaints. wnte current procedure calls far .recommendationtogodirecdy to the chancelJar, and all I am say- Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year ByADdyPa News F.ditor ThcPamidcSIUdentGovetn · lllent Association has announced the raults of its annual spring officer elections, which were held Man:h 11 and 12. For the office of PSGA Presi• dent, Cmrent Vice-Prcsidenl Eric Bovee dcfealt.d Latesha Jude, 369 VOies to214 and will succeed Wally WargoJct in the fall 1992semester. Felix AuJozzi won the vicepresidential seat uncontested, wilb 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, Suneela Aldc.inapalli, David Towle. Jane Marie Hogan. Deborah Cuder,and Tobin Lindblom all werere--elecled. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer and Ashley Carter won the final two available senatorial seats. Annamaria Sexton won the one open SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocalions Com· miuec) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 votes to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent member Bill Homer on next year's committee. The one available PUAB {Paltside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidare Naaale. In addition to the officer elections. threeref erenda were included on the ballOL ' ' The first. which proposed to extend lhc university smoking A. ELECTION '92 ing is that it might be appropriate to have it go through die University Commiuee as the m,cutive committee of tho faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will pesent this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adopcioa the fall or next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUorand die Bosd or Regents. policy to designated ll'CIS on campus. paacd 325 votes IO 251. The ralification of the revised PSGA ConstibJtion, paaed 368 Yotesto54. The final refc:rcndum, which dealtwith UW-Parbidc"scontinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments (for which $.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester). passed with a vote of 388 to 109 voces. --~~Im Campus News 1'Ju RANGIIl NEWS, Pa&e 3 .. I ~ Proposed amendment affects facult 8y Latesba N. Jude was a change in I 's!atio Ypersonnel guidelines N Edit egr n 1hal Cohc ' nrs or allowed the System to alter c n ~pIaincd bow faculty "We DOW have the opportu- rules that determine the len urn:nt and aca,denuc staff me bired. "We ..,lDalCllda faculty member's facultyprobationaryperiods ~ bavc different kinds of appoint • .... miew period for n:asons included the number of y~ after ~13. Fac~ty me usuaJJy people .. _ Jeave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~ bein With a lamina! degree, often a 1lIIII:aI or laIChcc improvement," considered ~or tenure. ore g Pb.D"•W• ..,_ IIidHoWMlCohen, Dean of Lib- According to Coben th ' e can .w" a faculty memo .. ArlL bationary period ,~ pro. ber ~th tenure, or we can hire on a CobeD is serving 00 a Univer- lengthened tbrougbW:S1prevro;wy termina1 appointment for one or lil7afW"JIl:OOsin System working senee, a teacber impro,:ve 0 ab- two years, and later bring them on JIlIIP dill is considering changes signmem, or a sabbatical ment as- a tcn~ track lin~,C'ohen said IIJ1'i.1III<1 guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' f ul Thcymebemgcoosideredfor IIdie ClII1CIlHules would provide member is given a paid ~ ac ~ . ten~ but ,me only going to be lIdl1lIY ill ~ length of PfOb,a- either one semester or a=;:n~c ~::=o~~v~= b= liaI*Y IIJPOmtments under cir- ycarforthepwposcofpem' talces ' , • y CIII"b""t.s determined by the academic studies related::mu: could tacem th~ suth year, but it a.dofRegents. field • sooner ifthey were teaeb· 1bec:ommiuee was formed' Thi , mg somewbere else." ---'bad 'IS t:-. ,m , , IS IS nonnally granted after The academic staff me hired _,... I "...meebDgon a mmlmum of seven years conlin- one year at a time and lUaI1 .... 5th. It ~ of eigbt ued service to a university. bave three-ycar ~ua:;:uvl. IaItJ IIId administrators repre- "It used to be if you had a Palbide also hires adjunc; faculty .-laaclfferent UW campuses and sabbatical or leave of absence, thea whome part-time and me hired by two iliff members from the Sys. you could extend the amount of semester • ofIIce. , , time [before tenure review]. In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac. '"J'bc question IS w~t other order to do that you bad to be off ulty. but work at the university ill .- Ibou1d be pernulted for campus, full time. • the advising center or ill admis· .Iee .'!Il!leDure re~icw JlC:li.ods." . "Now the legislation says that sions me hired on probation and Cllheallid. ComlDluee,~~ent iftheuniversity~tstobaveother can be given iIIdefinite appoint· is Ibat J*CIllII responslbilines of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIriDI for a ~ child or aging they can do thaL This now in- "This rule only applies l\Ifac· JIRIIlS, or bavlDg a Iong-tenn ill· cludes the possibilily of extending ulty who are on lenure traclc, who _ dill doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some- areprohationary toward tenureand leave,or~ CllCwnstanees that one who conlinues to teach," said IllprobationaJyacademicstaff. The .... wilb their ability to make Cohen. rule isDOlrelevant toanyoneelse," )IllIIaI ill their academic work "This really concerns the tell- Cohen said. ~be8l\llllldSfor granlingad- ure-trackfacultywho mehiredfOl' According to Cohen, if the dilioIIIJ yelD for the tenure reo the pwpose of coming up for tell- CIlIIImittee dCcldes that it wants to view. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca- come up with additional ~ In the last budget cycle there demic staff. " Colllinued 011 Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeDer Managing Editor The UW·Parlcside Fmance Club will transfonn Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win S200,SIOO, and S50savings bonds. Registration for the Wall Street Challenge begins Wednesday, April I, on the first Door lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and SI00,OOO of (imaginary)capitaL AlldaylnldiIIg costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Mondsy through Friday. . Disc:oontsappiytothosewbo attend the FmanceClub's MaJch 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacId, Vice President and CFO oftheSybronCOJporation. RackI will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring, cash flow nJllII88CIIICIIl, and agency theory. Save a buck on regislralion fortheWaIIStreetCba1lcnge by auending the presentation in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The rules for the contest are simple. Theplayerwiththebigbest net worth at the end of Apri1 wins. There is no short-sclling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxcbanges-NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- me accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-bow of the stock IIIIII'keI, can participate in the Wall Street CbaIIcngc. Club members will be available to answer questions duriIIg the conlest. For further illformation, call Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449 • In addition to sponsoring the Wall Street simulation. the Fi· nance Club is sending six members and its advisor. Dr. Kevin Dougherty ,totheFmancial Management Association Conference in CbiClt80 on MaJch 26 and 'J:1. The annual meeting is open only IIImembers of the Associalion. Major Illpics of discusaioo will include current issues ill fi· IIIIIICC, the rmancial job marIrct, and a simulation of futures and options trading. MembersofthecJub wboare attendingtheconfcrenceareMilce CoeDo, Lori Foster. Pat PalIJIer, Maurizio SiIenzi, and Micbe1le Sahagian. DUdycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain .7l.atesha N. Jude NnrsEditor Professor Arthur Dudycba, 0Iair of the University Commit· lee,feelslbalpraentfacultypolicy ~ leave the University Cmuniuee out of certain matters in wbicb it sbouJd be involved or about which it should be well in· fooned. The University Committee reeenl1y reviewed the procedures lIIed by the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommitteeinband1ing grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrJ1edbyafacultymem· ber. the Faculty Rigbts and Responsibilities Committee review the matter and make reports or ll:C' ommendations to the cbanceDor. "Wball bave nOled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that wben the Faculty RigblS and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a ll:Commendation, it is transmitted to the cbanceDor througb the University Commiuee as owoscd to going directly to the cbance1- lor," said Dudycba. ,Dudycba feels that the University Commiuee is not properly iIIcJuded ill the communication chain. He bas noted that many campuses rust send the report or recommendation to the University Committee whicb then formally presents it to the cbanceJlor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. Ilkeeps the University Com· miuee better apprised of developments, the Dow of decisions, and information on this campus that peI1ains to faculty matters," said Dudycba. According to Dudycba, tbere me different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rigbts and Responsi. bilities Committee would bear, incJudinggrlevancesandcomplainl3. "The current procedure caI1s for recommendation to go directly to the cbancellor, and aliI am say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year 87 Andy Patdl News Editor TheParlcsideStudentGovem· ment Association bas announced the resuJts of its annual spring officer elcctioos. whicb were held Man:b 11 and 12. For the office of PSG A President, curn:nt Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesba Jude, 369 VOles to 214and will succeed Wally Wargoletin thefalllmsemester. Felix Aulozzi won the vice· ... . presidential seat uncontested, with University Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and will succeed Eric mittee) scat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 votes to 157. SexIOll Incumbent senators George will replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Sunee18 member Bill Horner on next year's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan, DeborabCuder,and nie one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. (Patkside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner scat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didate Natale. two available senatorial seats. In addition to the officer elcc- Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threerefcrendawereincluded one open SUF AC. (Segregated. , on the baI10L ...! " \ ... ' ' • • I ~ •• I I , • • I •• The first, which poposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 J1I'~<GA , . iIIg isthatitmigbt buppop:Weto bave it go througb the University Commiuee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty: Dudycba said. The University Committee will present this recommendatica to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were anycbangc. Any policy changes must be approved by thecbanceDorand the Board of Regents. poJicy to designalIld areas on cam· pus. passed 325 votes to 25 1. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to S4. The final referendum, wbich dealtwitb UW·Parlcside'sconlinuiIIg membership ill the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· ernments (for wbicb S.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vote of 388 to 109 VOleS. Campus News Proposed amendment afTects facu lt 87La .Jud was a change m· l · .. 1no!- y personnel guidelines N .,. .. :. egi.:ua.uun that Cohe • ews LU.Dor allowed the System to al n explained how faculty -We now have lhe opportu- rul that detennine the ~r cwrent and academic staff are hired. .. We ,Jq., extend a m bets faculty probationary periO:~ have different kinds of appoint- ... .mew period for •-out~ includedtbenum~of • after ~ts. Fac~yareusuallypeop]o ,,,_ dlln leave of a,-~ b- instructors arc hired be:~ wnb a laminal degree. often a lllicll or tracber improvement." considered Ci ore I Ph.D. " or tenure. "W hire llid Howard of Lib- According to Cohen th bm' • e can a faculty mem- • AIIL bationary period • ; pro- '?th tenure,orwecanhireona Colail · goo a n·v • lengthened throughw:-'l~~ab-Y terminal appoinunent for one or o(W'IICOIISi.n System workin sencc • ve O two years. and Iara bring lhem on . con . deri ban • teacher unprovement as- a tenure ttack line • Cohen "d. paap ng c g gnmeni. or a sabbatical .. . • sai .,,...net guid . A change A sabbatical is when~ fac ulty . ten n: are being~ for II die Clfflllt ru1 would pro . member is given a paid lea or ~ t .are only going 10 be llaHilY in die l g1h o proba- either one mester or acad ve . ~onsubed if they have been here dalllrY appoinbn n under cir- year for the purpose of rror::c or a num~ of~-Usually this ClfflllM('A':• de termined by th emic studies re1S: 10 u-J, = ~ m ~ sixth year, but it a.II of'Regen fie d. . sooner if they were reach- Tbc c:ommiuee fi ed · Th• • mg 10111ewhere else." . ~ m . . is is nonnally granted after The academic staff are hired --,aactba,h fi m nngon minimum of seven years conlin- one year at 8 time and tualJ 5th. It . . · of eight ued ~ce to a university. have ~year c'onW::a uv/. lll:IIMy IDd admi.nis tra rcpre- 1! used to be if you had a Parkside also hires adjunct faculty --.clffaallUWcam11>USesaioo bbabcalorleavcofabsence, lhen whoare pan-timeandarehiredby two lllfl' members from th Sys- you could extend the amo unt of semester •office. . , time {before tenure review) . In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac• -rll8 quesuon w~t other orde.r 10 do that you had 10 be off ulty, but work at the university in ..,.. should be J?C'ffl•ued for campus. full time. " the advising center or in admis- .-1~ lellure re ~w period,." . "N~w the legislation says thal sions are hired on probation and Cdleallid. Com m, .. -~en iftheun1versity~tstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint• is Jlllml8.l resi,ons1b11itJes of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. Cllina for a ~ child aging &hey can do lhaL This now in- '"This rule only applies to facplRIIIS. or baVJng a g- nn ilJ . eludes the possibility of exte nding ulty who are on tenme b'aek. who lbal doesn't require sick the probationary period for some- areprobationa,y10wardtenmeand ~ or Olber circurnstBJ11CCS lha o who continues to teach," said toprobationaryacademicsiaff. The mfere widl their "lity ro m Cohen. rule is not relevant 10anyonedse," Jnpaa in their acadclluc --nus really concerm the ten- Cohen said. ~be pounds forgrantin - ure-trackfacultywbo arehired for According 10 Cohen, if the ~ years for the ten die purpose of coming up for ten. committee decides that it wants to WIDW. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca. come up with additional remons In Ibo llll budg cycle there dcmic staff. " Conanued on Pag, JO THI RANGn Nsws, Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer Managing Editor The UW-Parbide Fmance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street dilling the month of April. Students, faculty. and staff can play lhe stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StteetCballengebeginsWednesday, April 1, on lhe first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (imaginary)capilal. Alldaylrading costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Monday through Friday • Discountsapplytothosewho attend the Finance Club's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacJcJ, Vice President and CFO of the Sybron Corporation. Racki will be speaking on leveraged buyouts. debt structuring. cash t1ow management, and agency theory. Save a buck on registration for the WaU StreetOJaDenge by aaending tbe presentation in Union 104atnoononMonday. The rules for the contest are simple. lbcpJayerwiththehigbest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can panicipate in the Wall S11eet Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For fmther information, calJ Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. In addition to sponsoring the Wall Stteet simulation, the Financo Club is sending six memben and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty,totbeFmancial Management As.,ociation Confezence in Chicago oa March 26 and 27. The armual meeting is open only to members or the Association. Major topics of discussion will include current issues in finance. the fmancial job market. and a simulation of futures and options trading. Membetsoftbcclub wboare attendingtbeconfmnc:earcMike Coello. Lori Fosler, Pit Pmlder, Maurizio Silcnzi, and Michello Sahagim Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain 17 J-awsha N. J N Editor Professor Arthur dycba, Chair ~ lbc Univemty Committee_ fecls dial present faculty policy llft)Cecbua leave Che Univemty Camoiuee out of certain maum in which it hould be involved or about which il should be well inbmcd. The University Commiuee ll!Cendy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Righu and ResponsibilitiesCommiueein haadling grievance pocedures. If a grieYaDCCisfiledbyafacultymem• ta, die Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattaand make reports or recommendations to the chancellor. "Whal I have noted in looking 8l the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibiliticsCommiuee malccs a recommendation, it is ttan smitted to the chancellor through the University Committee as on,osed 10 going directly to the chancel• lor," said Dudycha. . Dudycha feels that lhe Univasity Committee is nol p-operty included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses first send the report or recommendation 10 the University Committee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think that it is an excellent idea. It keeps the University Committee beua apprised of developments, the now of decisions. and information on this campus that penains 10 faculty mauen," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha. there are different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi• bilities Commiuee would bear, including grievances and complaints. "The current procedme calls for recommendation to go directly to the chancellor, and all I am say• Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year By Andy Pa NnnF.ditor ThePalbidcStudent Government Association has announced the ~ts exits annual spring officer elections, which we re held Marth 11 and 12. For lhe office of PSGA President, current Vice-President Eric Bovee defClled Latesha Jude , 369 VOies to 214and will succeed Wally Wargolct in the fall 1992 semester. Felix Aulou.i won the vicepresidential seat unconrested. widl 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, suneeca Aklcinapalli, Da vid Towle, Jane Marie Hogan, Debotah Cutler.and TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer an d Ashley Carter won the final two available senaiorial seats. Annamaria Sexton wo n the one open SUFAC (S egreg ated ' Univenity Fee Allocations Com· m.iuee) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 V01eS to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent mcmberBillHomeronnextyear's committee. The one available PUAB (Palkside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidate Natale. In addition to the officer elections, threeref erenda were included on the balJOL ' ' The first. which poposed 10 extend the university smokins ~ ELECTION '92 ingistbalitmightbeappl'Olm8te10 have it go through the University Committee as the executive committee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chancellor and the Board of Regents. policy 10 designaled areas on campus. passed 325 votes to 251. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to 54. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'sCQDtinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· emments (for which $.7S is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a VOie of 388 10 109 vorcs. Feature ... MmdI26, 1992 TIm 1lANGD NEWS, Page 4 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by GweD HeDer MaDaglDg Edilor All academic iDstilUtions rely upon 1ialsons between the teal:hing ku1ly IIId the senior campus admiDislraIionofficials lOeffeclively proIIIOfe 8IId operaIe a successful IeamiDg environmeDr. UW ·Padtside ca1Is upon iIs fOlD' deans 10 inilialeandsupervisethevila1needs of the academic departments, centers. 8IId pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Co1Ien, Dean of the Scbool ofLibezaI Arts, 1IaDdIes the n:sponsibi1ity mille dsiIy adminislralive fimcIions of Ihirtllen deperlmeDlS on campus ranging from cIramalic lI11S 10 political science. Tbe Cenrer fllr ElI1nic Studies, l1Ie Women's Cent« and the CenrerliJrlnlclmaliooalSlUdiesa1so fall under Coben's jarisdictim However. Coben Sll'eSsellbal dICIe isIIIOIllIOcampus leadership Iban feeding paperwork througb I1Ie appropriare cluumels. '"Jbe day-IO-daypan is untaJI. g!ing snags and lending belp 10 cIeparlmenl3. Tbe more important pan is to Iry and bui1d a long-ferm dIm:tian fer the schoo1,. Coben aidclDringan inrerview in his_ fi11cdoffice in I1Ie Communication Ans building. "1bere are Ibree bnportant JlIrISlOtbaI process. One isto help anicu1ale the goals of l1Ie school with faculty. and where we are in disapeement, Iry 10 bring lbose disagreements closer together. Sel:ond1y. tolly 10 involve as many peopJellJlOllD'bIeill Ihinkinglbout the cIireclioII of the scbooI aad wbere it is aoinJ. FiDaI1y. takina RSJlOIISI'bilityfortbecqan;zationaI pacl usedtollllllrethecbanges pllISible." Co1Ien', primary JeSpoIISibility is 10 admiDisIer the cwriculum, personnel, budget, aad pogram devcIopmcDtcbangesiD IlleSchool ofLibemlAns. 1bisenllli1lweekly I I THE RANGER NEWS IS NOW ACCEPTING APPUCANTS FOR EDITOR· FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 ~equlrements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carryinlJ at least si~ credits per sem,ester Dr; Howard Cohen meetingswilhthedeansoftheothec paper." Coben admiued. UW-Parkside schools, l1Ie associ- Coben. a native of Massachuate vice chancellors, and the vice scus, accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He arrived with the depanment chairs occur from the University of Massachuseveral times during the semester seus, Boston where he had beld the aDd may include cliscussion on the position of associate provost since allocatioo of funds for hiring fac- 1989. Cobenhascoveredthegamut u1ty. of administrative offices over a docade serving as acting deaD of the College of ArlS and Sciences, associatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law andJustice Program at the University of Massachusetts, Boston. Cohen, 47, who is an avid reader and mcquelball player, has been commuting back 10 Boston to visit hiswife and two children. Tbey will permanendy join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha this summer. A1tboughheenjoysuniversity iDsauetioo. CoIIen admil3 1hat adminislllttion is his forte. In the past, Cohen has taught one class per year and hopes IOcontinue 1hat IraditionatUW-Parkside.. Thedean will be teaching a course in his -. decided that administration (work) engaged me. lIike working at the school levelwith departments and helping oth- . ers to teachl'aperwodt isa key concept in accomp1ishingbotblongrangeand IhcIt term goals and problems. "I'm moving around a Jot of specialty (101d, political philosophy, next fall. MIdecided 1hat adminisuation (wodt)engagedmo. Ilikewoddng at tbe school level with departmentsandbelpingolherslOteaeh," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Ubera1 Arts, Cohen addresses the . overall mission and cIiroction of the university as a whole. Minthe models of higber education in the United States there are the big, research instimtions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing," Coben explained. "1ben there are the smaller h'beral arts colleges tbaI stress the preparation of the undergraduate Sludent through general education. Undergraduate teal:hing is themain thing." "UW-Parkside is in Ihemiddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun- IIy that is lIying to redefIne that a Iitde bit by calling us a metropolitan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifIcally. We have obligations to the surrounding region by teaching smdenl3 from the areas and provide services back to them.· • I think that UW-Parkside is clear about ;13 regionaJ role and is less clear o~ how mIlChwe sbouId be demanding resean:h orienlaticll from our faculty. and bow IIUIch weshould be orientingourCUJricll, lum roward broad-based &eaeral education and undergraduate preparation of 0ID'!!hJdents My own view ofitis that wesbouldlly to strike a ba1ance, ,but tIa we~ probably tilted a little bit IDwanI the disciplinary JW:lIICh IIItIdeI,IIId we should IIy and IIIOYC 1IIWaIds the undergraduate preparation model Iwou1dn'twaytbatwe~ far off from wbere I WlllI1dliteto see us." In terms of ClIIIIJllIS inIpore. ments, Cohen wou1d 1ike 10 seek General Educatioa requiJ ........ revised. Ataslcforceofwbitbbeis a member is curreml1 miewiDa the current Breadlh of Knowledge requiremems and will mate recommendations fora_iIladiscip1inary approedl tb8l iIIaIporates team IelIC1ting offaeultyJDelllo bers into tbe curricuIuaL Recondy co11egiale skills Illadjustments have ~ lltbIed fer more cliscussion by the llmvcnily Senate. Changes IOtbeCoUegiale Skills and the BIaddl rlbMJ. edge Program, woald occur through phases ower I eo. rcperiod. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy. University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy. Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 • ..... ~ THI RANGa NEWS, Page 4 Feature Mad 26. 191)2 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by Gwen Heller Manqfna Editor All academic institutions rely upon liaisms between the teachina faculr:y and die senior campus ad· minislralionofficials roeffecdvely promote and operale a successful leaming environment. UW-Paxtaide calls upon its four deans 10 inilialcandsupervisedle vital needs of the academic departmenls. centers. and pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Cohen. Dean of lbc Sdlool ofLibenl Ans.bandies lbc ,esponsibillty of lbc daily ldminisll'ldve functioos of durteen depanmenrs on campus nmging from dramadc ar1S IO political science. 1be Center rm Ethnic Studie- 9. the Women's Center and the Centcrb1111m'D81iona1Studiesalso fall under Cohen's jmisdiction. However, Cohen Stresscl tbal dlere is more 10 campus leadership lhan feeding papawort duough lbc approprialc channels. ""1be day-ro-daypartis unlallgling snags and leoding help to depanments. The more important part is to uy and build a long-term directian rm die school: Cohen aid daring• intaview in bis IIIDfilled offlce in lbcCommunicadma Ans building. -rbere are duee bnponant pststotbalprocess. One is IO help articuJale the goals of the achoo1 with faculty.a where we are in dill&reemcnt. lly ID bring lboeo disagreements closer together. Secondly, touyroinvolveasmany peopleaspcmibleill dlinkioalboul the direc&ion of lbe ICbool and wbae it is aoing. Finally, laking RSp<mibilityf«dle09"izadmal pocessesusedlOmakethecbanges JICIUl'ble. .. Cohen'• primary respoDSl11ili& y is IO administa the cuuiculum. personnel. budgcc. and progl8lll dcvelopmcalrbanpahi lbeScbool ofl.ibaalAIII. 1bisaaillwectly Dr; Howard Coben meetingswiththedeansoftheo&her paper," Cohen admitted. UW-Parkside schools, the associ• Cohen, a native of Massachu• ale vice chancellors, and the vice seus. accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He anived widl the deparlment chairs occur from lhe Univeisity of Massachu• several times during the semester seus. Boston where h had held the and may include discUS&on on tho position of associate provost incc allocatioo of funds fm-hiring fac• 1989. Cohenhascovezcdthegamut ulty. of administrative offices over a decade seiving as acting dean of the College of Arts and Sciences. •1 decided that administration (work) engaged me. I Hke working at the school level with departments and helping others to teach· aswciatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law and Justice Program at the University of Mas• sachuseus. Bosion. Cohen. 47, who is an avid reader and racquelball player, has been commuting back IO Bostoo 10 visit his wife and two children. They will permanently join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha Ibis summer. Paper,vodt is a key concept in accomplisbingbotbloograngeand lhort tam goals and problem.,. -,•m moviq around a Jot of Although he enjoys university imtructioo, Cohen admias that ad· ministration is bis forte. In the put. Cohen bas taught one chm per year and hopes to continue that b'aditioo atUW-Pmkside. The dean will be teaching a course in his THE RANGER NEWS specialty field, political philosophy. next fall. "I decided that administration (wodc) engaged me. I like womng at the school level with depart• mcnL1andhelping others 10 reach," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Libetal Arts. Cohen addresses the overall mission and direction of the university as a whole. "In the models of higher education in the United States there are the big. research institutions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing." Cohen explained. .. Then there are th smaller hl>eial arts colleges that stress the preparation of the undergraduate student through general education. Undergraduate teaching is tbemain thing." .. lJW.P3J'ksideisin them· ddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun• tty that is trying 10 redefine that a little bit by calling us a metropoli• tan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifically. We have obligations to the sur• rounding region by teaching students from the areas and provide services back IO them." " I think that UW-Parlcsid is clear about iL1 regional role and is less clear on bow much we sbou1d be demanding resean:b oricmalic.i from our faculty. and bow IIIUCb we should beoriemingourClllrQ. tum toward broad-baed gaaezai education and undergraduale preparation of our "'8denL,. My own view ofitis lhll wesboakhry to strike a balance, but da we are probably tilted a liule bit toward tbedisciplinary1t:SCa1thmodcl,mc1 we should tty and move ~ the undergraduate preparation model Iwouldn'twaydllltweare far off from where I would lite IO see us." In terms of campm inlJDe. menlS. Cohen would like '>aeedie General Educa&ioa rcquiaw revised. A task fmceof wbicbbeis a member is curremly miewiag the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements and will mate recommendations for amme illadisciplinary appoacb lblt impo, rates team teachingof facaltymembers inlO lhe curriculum. Recenlly collegialc skills Ka adjustments have been llllled b more discussion by die UliYenily Sena&e. Changes tolheCollegiale Skills and the Brelddl cl Kaowledge Programs woald occur through phases o,cr • foal ,ar period. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy, University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 IS NOW ACCBPl'ING APPLICANTS FOR EDITOR FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least six credits per semester -- "()Ke lllaiD, back is the lDclediblelll- •••••UW·Parkside 's FilIII ~ Baule of !be Bands. 0.PridI7, Apri13, six bauds will iiidie .. in !be UDioo Diniug '-'10I1D& it out and JX'Ovethat ... 1MlIdIe (or mela1, whichever ... ~ my be) is bcact thaD !be -nclbow will begin at7:3Opm ... cacII bmI will performfor ... •... ly2SminUles. Among d1eJllllllllsbowcascd in this year's bIIde iDdude last year's ruJUlec· .. ltIciDe', Yery OWD Fruit Salad. Abo performing will be !be IIIIIIII powabouae knowD as Dead FIJ Boy, the pop- rocIccrs Moon SlOYC .... abe 70's sOUDds of laris .. 1, bud rock from JIII!'" d. mI the psycbcdclic ova ... of Full Circle. ~Interviewing: GnldutiDg seniors have becD iavilCd 10panicipate in simulated "'WI willi area pcrsonocl _ ••DG! Friday, April 3. 11Icae"moclt" iDtavicws pve pleCbnaopponuuity to prac- Feature THE RANGEIlNIWS,Page5 .Musicprofessorsto play the fools iDgiDsaumenlStheyhaveD'tp!ayed in years, maybe even cenlUriesl The Parkside Music Club bas carefuUy selected each iDstrumeDt mI music for each penon. 1bete wiU be a recepUoa followiDg the recitaL So_IIId_yourfavorile maslc pot_ 1IIIIb. "fool- ol himself. TbIa will be GIe reclI8I youwiDlIOlWldtomissl RegisIcr NOW by submiuiaa • n:sume to the e- Cen!er, WLLC 0175 1101aler Ibao 110OII011 Friday, MaR:h 27. The Parbide Music Oubpn:- seDts the first aDnual Faculty "Fools- Recilal. The reciIa1 will be held Friday, April3rd at 110OII in Conunu- Dicalion Arts 0118. This recital includes eight music professors, including the bead of the music dej& UDell&, matiDg "fools- of tbemsel-. These profeaon wiD be play- Battle of the Bands dukes it ont Apn'13 Engli"sh majors play role m. sam Mancbester The winner of this . S. ~ D I ' 'eatllrellediotl awardeda paid perforn:: suchasKPublic Euemy. Igma ~au e ta conventIon Mil ukee' eDosha·based MOOD ~ s SWllllledea Music StcveDs blends rock and roll with By ADdy Patcll Joseph CoruadaDdThomasHanly. ~;:'. Second place wimtezs pop 10 achieve a 80UDd DOl UD1ike News EdItor Niles and Shelley, both of WI . awarded a .$2O().OOprize, modem rock icons Poisou or Mr. Wbilemanyofyouwmbaslt. Keoosha,servedaspme\isl(ODeof ~ third place W1IIIIaI will re- Big.l'trbapstbemostunusualap- iDs in !be SUD of some lower- three)aDdcbair,respectively,ina ~lve$IOO.OO. Costfuradmissioa p1iCBDtin this year's lIatt1e is!be IauilUde beach or sittiDg in an of- sessionODDOII·\l'8dilionalstudcDls will be $2 for UW-Plnaide 1lU. UDique,amusiDgKarisma. FeaIur- lice wishing you were, KristiDe eutilled -ne Englisb ~ aDd dmlsand~.for!begenemlpublic. iDsastnmgeb1eDdof70'spopaDd Drcwet,JacquclineNi\es,aDdElise theNou-TladiliooalSIUdeIL-UWCO~ lSbDg of several differ- IIlOdem day "aItemaIive- music SbeUey, members of Sigma Tau Parbide has long been a DBtional e.n~muSIcal styles, this year's par- Karisma is definildy 811 inIaest: Della, played key roles in the leader in the educatilln of DOD-lJlIbClplUlls represent a wide I8Dge of iDs addition 10 the CODIeSl. associ8lioll's anuual c:coveation in ditiOD8l students. ~uenccs. Fruit Sa\ad draws their Add the psycIIedcIic 80UIIds New Orleans. States Andrew McLeaD, proinfluences from thelilcesofLiviDs of Fun Circle (I would guess that At the cooveution, Drewclt, of fessorofEnglish aDd faculty alIvi- Colour,24·7 Spyz,mlvariousrap they an: somewhat influeaced by SouthMilwaukce,readberlilel8ry Ill1'IllUW·Parbide'sTauPsichapandreggaestylCSlOachieveafwJlcy, The Cure) and the bead banliDl anaIysisofJosephConrad's"Heart Ier of Sigma Tau Delli, "Our SIll· cohesive metal SOUDd. heavy metal of Haphazzanl(SItid ofDarlcDess." Theessay,eutil1ed deDlshavereaUyexcelledlOgetOD Dead Fly Boy, alsobased out Row,lroD Maiden), aDd Ibelieve "Moral DecliDe in JosephCoruad's the CODVCDti~ ~- of Racine, utilize heavy, driving wewill haveGiebelluvashowthai 'HeartofOarkncss,'-wasse\ecred Adds 8CliD& chair of !be EDrhythms and scon:hing guitar riffs is sure 10please a wide variety of from an intematioDal competition, glishdepanmeDtCarolLeeSafIiolito slam their IisteDers iDto a people. and. was OD~ of ~ read in a Hu~hes, "We ~ all VC? proud of moshiDg frenzy. Sponsored by PAD, the Fifth &esS1ODdea\ing WIth the works of !bell accomplisbmeDts. They draw their influences Atmua18a11leoftheBaudsshou1d from thrash bands like Metallica be an w:iliDg, enjoyable eYeDt for aDd Anthrax as wen as rap acts all fans of Ioca\ music. practicing for success lice their interviewing skills and market. receive CODSlrUClivefeedback DoD't miss this wexblaopl Taketime IOrdiDe yourinlier· viewiug techniques 8Dd fed _ confideDt as you appU8dl the job Reward Offer CaqJns police is S"'Cti"l informatiou 011sevaalllllSOl¥ed S.. CIIIIIed JWopeIty lbefts wItidI occaned last semeslel' ill the SlIIde8l UIiaL Piopelty wItidI _ Idea includes, a VCR. Il8IC 1iPdaI equipment, a coDection of compact discs, and food service equipmcllL A reward is being offered for iDfonualiOD which will lead to an anest aDd conviaioD of the iDdividua\(s) responsible. Please COIIlIlCl Capus PoIlce at Ext. 24SS if you have iDfonuatioD which may assist iDlbeinvesligation.Jnformationprovided,includingyourideDtity, wiD be held in SUict coofidence. AlGIe tiDleor anothereach of us lias made an 0bservation that we think would improve the campus, wbetber it iDvolves setvices or pwgiams, campus facilities, or instilUtionaI policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace III get in your "two cealS wordI- 8Dd do it in a positive 8Dd c:onstnIClive way. Shortly afleryou _ from Spring Break, you will_ some DeW QUE bu11edn boards in Tallent Hall, Physical EducatiOD, MoIiJwo Hal\, Commllllicalion Ar1s, Union Information Desk,aDdWyllieLibrary/LeamiDgCenlel'.11Iese buUedD boards lie made with a paprika-coIored bacItground aDd will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggestion Cards aDd !be Suggestiort Box. The cards will be picked up each Monday morning for disUibulion 10 the person in charp of the _ of conc:em. !"US the appiOpriate administrator and the cbaDcellor. Each suggestion will be ~ as quictly as possible and formal respoDses 10 the suggestions will be placed on !be ~eun boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a weekly basis at each locauOD, as well as being published in !be Communique aDd The RaDger News. . . . Everyaspeclof!beUDiversity-ourempJoyees,theiraaitudesaDdperf~ourphySlca\ enviroDs,iDc1udingbuildiDg,grouudsandsupportservices;ourprogramsaDd8CUVlbes-c:anhave positive or negative effects ODthe people we ~ and ~ publi~8l1arge. Your su~est1ODS can help to improve our services and image. In addiUOD,yourideas WIll ertabIe us lOachieve o~ goal of providing the hi8best quality university euviroDment in WiscoDsiD ~ the larger regsou. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) NODeof the DeWQUE programs can survive wilhout your persouaI ~Dvolvemeul, soplease 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.OL do yourpart by maItiDg some suggestions or sbariDg some words ofpr1l18C. .69.7-0884 Sundays12:00- 4:~.P.~, J..~.to .;:. ;:;. ,:,~, .:;:.; .. ;::.;: .. :.: .. ;. ~.. ~. ;.. _~._~~~~~~~~:::~::::::-:.~' ~ 1I~ 0'. ,~~..;.,:. --- 20% DISCOUNT cUp &Save This Ad ToAll Parkside students and faculty members only, On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I,D. required. Mustpresentadand J.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler QUE CORNER (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use \ -- Feature Battle of the Bands dukes it out April 3 E 1 · h · 1 1 · Sam Mech r The winner of this . s !lg IS T. maD~orls p a y ro ~ ID Featurt ltction wanled a paid pcrfi COOtestJS SUChasPublicEnemy. tgma .1aU e ta convent}Qfl Tu RANcu Nrws, Page S "()ace again, b t i the mcn,cliblell!• .. .. . UW-Par . de 's Fiftll Aallll Batlle of B 01 Friday, April 3, . bands will · 1k -,e in the Union Dinin Jtaall lO slug it out and pove dlsaedclle (or IDCCll, Wllll·cnc,a 111ememaybe) is -111clbowwill begin M 7:30pm • eacla band will pcnorm Ci iijijiiCRiNldy2Sm in g dlepNIIIIIIID'l¥Cascain this year's blale iDcludc last year•, runner..,_ Rldne's very own Fruit Salad. Milwaukee's SWIUDelfi cxmance ~ Kenosha-based Moon Festival est ~ Stevens blends rock and roll with will be • w:---- place ~ pop to achieve a sound not unlike . arded 1 _$200.00 _pnzc. modem rock icom Poison or Mr. . third place wmnen ~ _re- Big.Pcmaps the most unusual ap- ~• Sl00.00. Castforldmiaioa plic:an1 in this year's battle is lhe will be $2 for UW·Pabiclc Iba- uniQue.amusingKarisma. Fealurdcotsand ~-for lhe seaeiaJ public. ing a strange blend of 70's popancl Consisnng of several differ- modem dav ... i._.....,.... · 1 · cal 1 --.... mUSIC, ~- mUSJ styles, Ibis year's par- Karisma is definiady • inlcrest• !1Ctpants ~ la wide range of ing addition to the contt.8l. ~uences. Frull Salad draws their Add die psycbedclic IOUDds influences from lhe likes of Living of Full Circie (I would goes., that Colour,24-7Spyz.andvariousrap they are somewhat influenced by andre~stylesioachieveafimky, The Cure) and lhe bead banging cohes1ve meral sound. heavy metal of Haphazzad(Skid Dead fly Boy, also ba.,ed out Row, Iron Maiden), and I believe of Racine, utilize heavy, driving we will baveonebellavashowtbai rhythms and scorching guirar riffs is sure to please a wide variety of to slam their listeners into a people. mosbing frenzy. Sponsored by PAB, die Fifth By Andy Patch News F.dltor While many of you were basking in the sun of some lower• lauitude beach or sitting in an office wishing you were, Kristine I)rewt,k.JacquclincNiJes.llldElise Shelley, members of Si&ma Tau Delta, played key roles in the association's annual conven&ion in New Orleans. Al the convention, Drewek, of Souab Milwaukee.read her literary analysisofJosephConrad's"Hean of Darkness." The essay, cnlitled "Moral Decline in Josq,h Conrad's 'Heart of Darlmcss. '" was selecled from an intemational competition, and was one of three read in a ~ dealing with the worts of Joseph Conrad and Thomasffanfy. Niles and SbeJJey, boch of Kenosha, served a., panelist ( one of lhree) and chair, respectively, in a session on non-ttaditional studenas entitled '"The English Major and lheNon-TradiliooalSIUdcm.• UWPmtsidc bas long been a national leader in the educatioo of non-traditional students. Swes Andrew Mclean. professor of English and faculty adviaor to UW-Partside'sTauPsichapter of Sigma Tau Delta, ""Our stu• dents have really excelled 10 get on lhe convention program.• Adds acting chair of the EnglishdepanmemCarotLceSafliociHughes, "'We are all very proud of their accomplishments." J)Crforming will be llelllpoMlbomc wn as Dead Fly Boy. lbe pop- roa.:n Moon Stevens. tbe 70 ' ounds of Karisma, hard rock from lfllhu•.t.. 111d the ·c O¥nJDel ol Ful1 Circle. Career Center They draw their influences Annual Battle of the Bands sbould :" =. ~~ .. i.::= :::..~~-:,~-ror Music professors to play the fools Interviewing: practicing for success TheParbide Music Cld>pre,stnlS the first annual Faculty '"Fools" Recital. ing insbuments they haven't played in years, maybe even cenlWies! The Partsicle Mmic Club has carefully selected each insuument and music for each person. There will be a reception following die JeCital. Gradaaling sm · have been invilCd 10 panici l in simula iamews witb area nen1111'Wlnte1 C JLZI OIi Priday, April 3. lice their in • • skills and market. The recital will be held Friday, April 3rd at noon in Communication Am Dl 18. ne. ""mott· in · ai jabseetas•opp011Unity topnc. R eward Offer C• n,,as pob · ICCIDftl ·infolllJWion on unsolwd S• owned popeny · occamd mt sem=--- ill lhe SIDdeat Uaiaa. Propcny was slOlcD includes. a VCR, ......... equipment_ a coDet · or campact discs, and food service eqaipment. A reward is being offered for information which will lead to an lll'Csl and cooviaioo of die individual(s) responsi ble. P1ea1c coa&acl Campus Police • ExL 2.455 if you have information which may assist in tbeinvesaigation. Inf onnatica provided. including youriden&ity, will be held in strict COll6dence. 20% D ISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's L argest Jeweler Rcgisaer NOW by submiuiq a resume to the Career Center, WU.C D175 nolalerdllD noon on Friday. Mardi rr. QUE CORNER This recilal includes eight music professan. including the bead of the music depariment. mating ""fools• ol lhem9cl¥e:S. These profeaon wiD be play. (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use Atone time or another each of us Im made an ob9elvatioa dial we dlint would improve lhe campus. wbetber it involves savices or programs. campus facililies. or insdau-tional policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace to ,et in your "'two cen11 worth" and do it in a positive and consuuctive way. Shortly afteryouretum &om Spring Break, yoa will 1ee 10111C new QUE bulletin boards in Tallent Hall, Physical F.ducation, Mo1inn Hall, Communication Arts. Union Information Dest,and Wyllie Library/Leaning Center. These bulletin boards are made with a paprib-c:olcnd background and will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggesdon Cards, and the Suggestion Box. The cards will be picked up So come and 1ee your favorilo music: pro(ea,r .... "'fool" of himtelf. Tbis will be one recital you will AOt want IO miss! each Monday morning for dislribution IO the penon in charge ol the area ol concem. ~us die appropriate administrator and the chancellor. Each suggestion will be handled as quietly a., pos.gble and formal responses 10 the suggestions will be placed on the ~etin boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a wealy buis at each locanon, u well as being published in the Communique and The Ranger News.. . . Every~toftheUniversity-ouremployees.thciraumldesamdperfonn~ourphysacal environs. including building.grounds and supponservices; ourprogramsand acbVJlles-~ have positive or negative effects on the people we~ and ~ ~ 11 large.Your SUf:BesbOnS can help to improve our services and image. In addition, )'OUf ~ will ~e us IOachieve ~ goal of providing the highest quality university en~cnt in Wasconsm ~ the larger region. None of the new QUE pograms can survive without your personal involvement. so please do your part by making some suggestions or sharing some wools of praise. •• March 26, 1992 ... THIRA!lGmlNEWS,Page6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats By Sam MBDmester and ADdy PaId. Co1UDIDIsIs This wuk, Sam tuUl Andy wUl relIiew/ 1re latestnleQS~by The WOIIderS/ 1I//."N~,LoW!dE1vis:r~- Ie~d ill 1991 by Polydo, Ltd. This was Andy's pick, so Ire'll g~t tire party ,ollill' ... IfIwere to pick one adjective to summarize the music of The Wonder Stuff, it would be exuberanI, ThesefiveBritonsdisplaysuch a passionate, animated joy in their music that it is difficult for me 10 listen to the majority of lite songs on their release, "Never Loved Elvis," without a smileon my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or 10 changethewodd,butforthesimple pleasure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "The Size of a Cow," "Here Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My ShBclow." These songs, which employ BD immediate, compelling, "Get off your ass andMOVE" sound, exude acharisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder to behold. Thealbum isperformed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well compliments the pleasing toDeand vocals of the work. The subject matter of the album is generally simple in scope, comprised primarilyofupbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about screwed up relationships ("Sleep A1one,""Grolesquejandacouple "society staleIIlent" tracks ("Donatioo,"" lnenia, " "Welcome to the Cheap Seats"). In all cases, the Jyricsarewribenandrenderedwith a channing wit that further augments the group's high accessibility. "The Size of a Cow" and .....Cheap Seats" are particularly DOlCworthyin this respect. Although the aJbum does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ("Donation." "Inertia," "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough to overshadow litis small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care, "we're just one of you· menlality is bestsummed up by lite group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the wallsofthehall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome ·you to the cheap seats." Well, cheap seats or not, The Wonder Stuff's "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, without further adieu, heeeere's Sam. •• "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a groupofmusicianswhoutilizesimplicity to achieve an almost complex sound. Lacking the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess, The Wonder Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politicaJlyaware"groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.EM., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on lite obviousEuropean/Scottish textures withjustatouchofmodemAmerican rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc are the ones that don't dwellon societal problemsandcreate a light, aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songslike"Play" and ''The Size of a Cow" are extremely likeable and display some impressive musicianship and songwriting (highlighted by SCottish tones and patterns). On the downside, "Welcome Andy .,~IfIw~reto pickone adjective to summarize the music olThe Wonder Stuff, it would be tXli" berant," THE RANGER NEWS is looking for staff members for 1992~1993 Call 595-2295 for more info 10 the Cheap Seats," "Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophkal 10 the point of sounding 100 contrived. Vocalist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasaJ range so popular in modem "alternative" music. Drummer Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and guitarist Malc Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell's repertoire of instruments includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition oflltese unusual IOOlsgives "Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, "Never Loved Elvis" is an impressive effort that could lead to bigger 811II bellIl thingsforThe WonderStuff. Wiih emphasis on their SCOUishrOOil and the ability to steer clelr of political preaching, dlese guj! could introduce a new Sl.)'1e 1D!be music world. Grade:B Stay rwu:d IIUt wu.t,foTb, as 11'I move Oil 10 Sam' s /aIe.rt zjscovtt'J, The Hard Corps' debItt, "Dt/Bfo fore DishollOr," . I ..-- -- TnRANGD Niws.Page 6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats B7 Sam Manchester and Andy Patch ColumnJsCS Thu wed, Sam and Andy will reviewtl,, t lalut releaseby Tlte Wonder Stll/f, "Never Loved Elvis, H re• leaud in 1991 by Polydor Ltd. Tltis was Andy's pick, so l,,t' II gel the party rollin' ... lfl WCJe to pick one adjective ro summarize the music of The Wonder Scuff, it would be exuberanL 1besefiveBri1onsdisplaysuch a pmionale, animated joy in their music lhat it is difficult for me to listen to the majority of the songs on their release, .. Never Loved Elvis," without a smile on my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or to change the world, butforthesimple ptemure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "'The Size of a Cow: "He.re Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My Shadow." Tbeac soogs, which employ an immediate. compelling, "Get off yours.wand MOVE" sound.exude a charisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder robehold. Thealbum is performed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well complimelllS the pleasing tone and vocals of the work. The subject matter of the albwn is generally simple in ,cope, comprised primarily of upbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about 9Crewed up relationships ( .. Sleep Alonc,""Grofesquej and a couple "society statement" tracks ('41» nanon:"•Inenia, ""Welcomctothe Cheap Seats;. In all cases. the lyrics arc wriaenandrcnderedwilb a charming wit that further augments the group's high acceaibility. "°The Size of a Cow" and ..... Cheap Seats" arc particuJarly noteworthy in this respect. Although the album does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ( .. Donation," .. Inertia: "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough ro overshadow this small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care. "we're just one of you" mentality is best summed up by the group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the walls of the hall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome you to the cheap seats." Well. cheap seats or not. The Wonder Storrs "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, withouz further adieu, heeeere' s Sam. .. "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a group of musicians who utilize simplicity to achieve an abnost complex sound. I ack:ing the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess. The Wonda Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politically aware" groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.E.M., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on the obvious European/Scottish texnues with just a touch of modem American rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc arc the ones that don't dwell on societal problemsandaeatc a light. aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songs like --Play" and '°The Size of a Cow" arcexuemely likeable and displaysomeim~vemmicianship and songwriting (highlighted by Scottish tones and pattern.,). On the downside, "Welcome THE RANGER NEWS to the Cheap Seats," ''Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophical ro the point of sounding too conUived. V cx:alist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasal range so popular in modem 44altemative" music. Drumme.r Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and gultari t Male Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell' repertoire of instrwnents includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition of these unusual tools gives .. Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, .. Never Loved Elvis" is an imp~ive eff on that is looking for staff members :For 1992-1993 Call 595-2295 for more info ... could lead to bigger and beUtl things for The Wonder Stuff. Widl emphasis on their Scottish rooa and th ability to steer clelr cl political preaching, lbeSe gu)'S could inuoduce a new style ID the music world. Grade: B Stay tUMd next week.folks, OS 11'1 move on to Sam's lalUI tfstOVt'!· The Hard Corps' dtbrd, •Def Bl- /ore Dishonor." .... Feature Volunteers of the Week ApIlUP of 13 UW ·Palbide .... _ being honoo:d Ibis "",1be8-day, spring break 1iplll$avlnD8h, Gettgia tovol- ...... Hlbilat for Humanity. 1btwartdays began It8:00 am I.I1.I.Ic-ad_ediDIt 4:30 pm. Five different SllIgesof lIlJlIIjlkion aUowiDg for a variety rl wut experiences. The S1II- _dlgfootings and filled them widaament. WI8PPed insulation JlIIIlW lIQUIId the outer structure rlalllllse. dug and framed drive- WI" IIId sidewalks, shingled a nd,lIIelIIIIIedand hung dry wall, IIIOIed building materials and 110""";;;;::::." 1IuiIt_ painred a storagebuild- ~v'::-::k~~ iDllIIBlIyplaclofonrtmrib. uting vacation - UW-Parkside students boDored in Savannah, Georgia limo IIIbelping others, the stu- Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg, Lucia dcnlwllllllCerSeamed therecog- Geyer, Keith Gray, Sieve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and DiIionofVolunlCefS of the Week. SeanLinehan,SusanMie1ke,JuIie RoseannMasonoflheUW-Park- 1btsmdents whoparticipatedare Rader, Lisa Rowlands, Christine side slaCf, and Ken Larsen. 8 AsIdey Carter, Doreen Egland, Sager and Ann Thayer. Racineresidenlalsopanicipaled. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will be appearing on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar THREES ART REASONS TO CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college expenses with up to $25,200 from the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Army College Fund... if you qualify. Reason 2: There are over 50 challenging high-tech specialties to choose from. Valuabletraining in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and persona~ qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world ." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer \v. R. Grace and Company These are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your 10cal Army Recruiter. 652·2072 TIIIl RANGu NEWS,Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid- and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 University of Wisconsin·Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplIcations are now avaHable for all types of SIudenl Financial Ald. This Includes aH granlB,loans, and WOlkstudy. To finct out If you are eligible, you naJ&t apply by: April 1, 1992. ApplIcations are now available 110m the Financial Aid 0llIce WLLC 0191. G11& Kenosha's ~ Newest & Hottest \\ Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'. at the Coral Reef! Thursday Dlghts are back! $3 cover a: 900 bottlea ofbeer and 900 nildrlDbl 8-lIpm WhIle Bat .... 'n. 01' dend", to your favorite D.J. Oliver 8pIDI !at 10 tbroagIa the door nce1" free 'Tm a1II'9hIDg the 90'''' T-abkta. Feature Volunt eers of the Week President ial Candidate Jerry Brown will be • appeanng on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar UW-Parksid stud ents honored in Savannah, Georgia Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg. Lucia Geyer, Keith Gray Steve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and Sean Linehan. Susan Mielke.Julie Roseann Mason of the UW-Parlt- Rad r, Lisa Rowlands, Ouistine side staff, and Ken Larsen, a Sager d Ann Thayer. Racineresidentalsoparticipated. THREES ART REASONS 0 CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college .pen es with up to $25,200 from ~e Montg?mery GI Bill Plus the Anny College Fund ... 1f you qualify. Rea on 2: The re are over 50 challenging high-tech p cialties to choose from. Valuable training in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and personal qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job ... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer W.R. Grace and Company TI1ese are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your local Army Re cruiter. 652-2072 T111 RANGu Nsws. Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid~ and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 Universib' of Wisconsin-Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplicatiOns are now avaHable for all types of Sludent Financial Aid. This includes al grants, loans, and work study. To find out If you are eligible, you roost apply by: April 1, 1992. Applications are now available from the Financial Aid Office WLLC 0191 . Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'• at the Coral Reef! Thursday nights are back! $3 cover a 900 bottles of beer and 90t rail drlllbl S.llpm While Usteotna or danctna to yom favorite D.J. Oliver Splnl 1st 50 tbroqla tile door recelff free 'Tm ~ the 80'a" T-slalrta. 302. 58th Street Kenosha. WI 1414) 652-0505 Editorial I Opinion MaJdI 26, 1992 . Letters to the Editor... System will punish SlUdents who wic:cepithets Ibat prowke an immediate violent response from memben of lbe group being iDsu1red. What does this mean? What is considered a provoking epilbet? What would be considered an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't IlIke lbe rights of free speech ~ expiession away from On MaJdl6,lbe University ofWiscon- students. Thisisa placeofhighereducation. . PlDBide Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we 1eam about ouneIves, as attempl 10 eliminate the First wellasOlhets. Il'simportanlforstudents,~ M1elllllnlelllof lbe Consti- for anyone. 10 be able 10 say what they byllppOYingan8llti:l- ------=:...==~.belie~e, ~!"er than ex- III1e. The 1laIe speech _ Ipressmg u m other ways, probibits llICia1 ~ suchasviolence. Educated 'dIets on UW campuses. people will see these people for who they Last year, Fedeml Judge Robert War· really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declaredlbe 1989anti-bateruleUJlCOll- This approved rule still needs 10 be slilUtiona1. It stated that any SbJdent pro- looked at by the legislamre, and then apducing discriminatory remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ins comments, would result in disciplinary limiting free speech won't solve the aclion. problems of racism; education, the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and lime our the only things that but is still 100 vague. ItSlaleS ~t the UW· can put a dent in racism. To the Editor: by Dan Chiappetta When our elecled representatIVes have knowledge of such circumstaneea and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen IUnnlng the show are whining they will take away our jobs If we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was Instituted when Itbecame clearwe were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed Is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of worid-wide-contamlnatlon has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being sweptunderthe lUg. As Pogo said "We have metthe enemy.and he is us." Whenyou'resillingwilhyourgrandchildrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about. ..and how kids used to play outside Inthe open air, in the sun...hey, I don't know about you but Idon' want to be around for that day. And Ican' believe I(te are letting it happen. The recent diatribe launched against Bill Horner, bordered on the ridICUlous. The first thing that stlUCk mewaSlisjust how arbitrary the editorial policy of Th6 Ranger News is. The limit of 250 words per letter Is spelled out for all to see and there Is a commillee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edlfed when he exceeded the Umlt? Why is It that staff writers subjeded him to personal attacks? Iwonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learnof yourown heritage? How many of us actually knoW of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do away with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? Ienjoy the right to think for myseW and would like to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all in this together. Allan Beckmann To the Editor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distributes pr0ducts they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-lhat is stupid. Gabe's Gab We're back, hooray ally ready 10gag, buuatherlball yelling at the lOp of my lungs, "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLE! WHYOOYOU1HINK I ASKED? IT IS A LITILE OBVIOUS TIlATYOUNOLONGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH .WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY.BANGERS IN THE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like, "Not that much, it's just that your nose is peeling." . Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like, butl love 10 see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of hummiDg \hal ecboes Inthe hallways the Iirs\fewdayaofthe_bn8k __ Itia • aympbony of fnJstration _ p~ In ~'"&,_~.-.f."'n~ CI ,Zi~fC:1t1Qi Jill Pinkowski Politile from Parks ide Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by Gabe KIuka nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listen· ing 10 his rhetoric, I have the impresron .hat be is a twin of David DuIcc without DuIcc's racist and anti-semitic background. 1see no promise of political progress with this eendidate. Another candidate is Governor Clinlllll. C!inlOn gives me Ibe stereotypical impression of what a southern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the impressions, the vibrations this candidate's penonapresentslOme. Thisis8lllllhcl'"out of IOUCh" candidate. rdL,.u.I.,. but not least, ""'"' is Jerry BIoML iJ • , so _ _ _ •. •.._,__,,- _'k::,_....._. Ae~cq-i'I-I_ nation states are moving IOW&rd a more democraticsysternofgovernmentandpeaceful co-existence. Wecan'eIect a leader that will continue the present political Sl8lUS-qUO, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in out system. The choice is ours. Let's take a look at the present viable candidates. rust,we have President George Bush. His sr- accomp1ishments include the comlnuationof Republicanec0- nomic and social policies that are destroyinlthe b8sic fahric of .... CXIUJItry. ... ~~o..u by BiD Homer Columnist Spring break is 100 short. Itseems like you go 10 bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready 10 fall asleep in class again. The week in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You Iry andgobacklOs!eep, but you realize that you'U just have II) wail until May. ""'AtDo~ _ thiDa abolItcomlng is--..a-people did ....... _ bleak. My _,is ""'""",;.:;."iao... j lUi -T'tii -.iJ ..e.;,v The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is lime for everyone 10 begin paying serious attention 10 the political events now taking place. The primary election is a form of com· municationthat enables us 10 eo:press our p-r-ef_ for poIilical Jeadenhip candi· w. __ the _1UDity 10 __ far. aN;~ ;maR B&miIIIUC to 6lBs\ as by Dan Chiappetta Sysaem will punish students who wiceepi. thclS dl8l prowke an immediate violent response from members of lhe group being imulled. What does this mean? Whal is considered a provoking epi-, tbct? Wbat would be considtted an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't take the rights of free speech cx- expression away from On Marth 6, lhe University of Wiscon- students. This is a placeof highe.reducation. · Parkside Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we learn about ourselves. as auempt to eliminate the First wellmothers. ll'simponamforstudents,cxi\ nlcmillen& of die Cmsli- for anyone, to be able to say what they by8Al'()Vinganan:1· ----------• belie~c, ~~er than exrule. The bate speech --= ! pressing ll m other ways, prolu"bils racial CX' suchasviolence. Educated dices on UW campuses. people will see ~ people for who lhey Last year, Fedenl Judge Robert War- really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declared the 1989anli-hateruleuncon-- This approved rule still needs to be slitutional. It stat.ed that any student po- looked at by the legislature, and lhen apducing discriminarOly remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ing comments, would result in disciplinary Umiting free speech won't solve the action. problems of racism; education. the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and time our the only dungs that but is still too vague. It states that the UW- can put a dent in racism. Gabe's Gab We 're back, hooray by Gabe Kluka Spring break is too short. It seems like you go to bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready ID fall asleep in class again. The wedt in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You tty and go back to sleep, but yourealizclbal you'll just have 110 wait until May. An imelesting thing aboul coming lleck.macbool ia guessing wbal \)eOple did ewer tbeiT break. My favuile \a - . - ally ready to gag, butralherlhail yelling at the top of my lungs. "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLEtWHYOOYOUnnNK I ASKED? IT IS A LITJ'LE OBVIOUS TifATYOUNOWNGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH •WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY-BANGERS IN 1llE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like. .. Not that much, it•s just that your nose is peeling." Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like. but I love to see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of humming thal echoes in the hallways the first few dayaof lhe post break week. Ii is a aymplMxly or frualradon dial plays in ................... .. ·~ Editorial / Opinion March 26, 1992 Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: The recent dfatrlbe launched against Bill Homer, bordered on the ridiculous. The first thing that struck me was/ls just how arbitrary the editorial policy of The Ranger News is. The llnit of 250 words per letter is spelled out for all to see and there Is a committee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an Idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edited when he exceeded the limit? Why Is it that staff writers subjected him to personal attacks? I wonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learn of your own heritage? How many of us actually know of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do trNay with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? I enjoy the right to think tor myself and would Hke to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all In this together. Allan Beckmann To the Edhor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distnbutes products they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-that is stupid. ·- Politik from Parkside When our elected representatives have knowledge of such circumstances and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen running the show are whining they will take away our jobs if we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was instituted when It became clear we were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of world-wide-contamination has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being swept under the rug. As Pogo said "'We have met the enemy. and he is us.• Whenyou'resittlngwithyourgrandchilclrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about...and how kids used to play outside In the open air, In the sun ... hey, I don't know about you but I don't want to be around for that day. And l can't believe we are letting it happen. JIii Pinkowski Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by BiD Horner Columnist The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is time for everyone to begin paying serious attention to the political events now taking place. The primary election is a fMD of communication that enables us to express our preference for political leadership candidates. w. -- die c,pponunity ., VOie for. nation SlateS are moving toward a more democnlicsysremof governmeruand peaceful co-existence. We can elect a leader that will continue the present political status-quo, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in our sysaem. The choice is ours. Let's lake a look at the present viable candidales. First. we have President George Bush. His greatest accomplishments include the continuation of Republican economic and IOCial policies dial are destroyiq die basic fabric or our country. - ~- nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listening to his rhetoric, I have the impression that he is a twin of David Duke wilhout Dukc•s racist and anti-semitic background. I sec no promise of political progress with this candidate. Another candidate is Govemor Clinton. Clinton gives me lhe slefllOtypical impression of what a soulhern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the imprcSsions. the vibrations lltis candidatc•s persona presents to me. This isanocherNOllt of touch" candidate. Lui. but not least. there uJerry Blown. . --~- aacn._ ..... Wly~_ ~-- Is "'Onllot. _ did ,.,.. blow?'" l"m usually preay DIce _ my • wlJich U usuaUy somedI/J>g corny llirc. "Your I8Dsave it away.· 'Ibis 9OIIlelimes causes dlec:andidale for skin caneer III question imocendy, "Is it really d1a1 noIicable?" By this point I'm usu- ~---:-"" ---_......-~ .. .... -. ......,. .... ...-...- .... y .... _. -,. JlJ<c lustrum ...... AD Ibey have 10 do is 10 ClIOus, "Did IIIIYbody do thehomewort: Ihat wasassigned?" H0mework? Hmmm_. Next week: Word Voodoo professor wmps your brain (even further) -We.......s tty ........ f'ar.. IbQ; _, .J8......eua 'IO~ .br8lIIic:mof6 :I m. .uofUllmU8laetively ..,w:ipaIo in the polldc:al process. This ran we wiD be eIec:tinI the political leader of our COWIUy. 'Ibis individual wiD be able 10 shape future world history. We are at a crossroad in world political hislOry. Thenationsofthe world have a unique opponunity at the present time. Thecold war is over and many :::'ii=7:¥?:";E:i--:': crlaiaand~ theftlSOJlaol"oa-' mW~ .ctlon.. He bas vetoed almost every map' piece 01 legialalion OW' dec:1ed Congress has approVllCl. He is "out of IOUCh"with domestic and foreign policy. Icannot think of one single thing this man has done 10 improve our society. Next there is Pat Buchanan, a political ...... -... "--~ -,. ~ &ut!'O' .......... ,.J..,........ t:1vc , 0 .1I11J.. ~ \a _ OQ\.y _ m who will mt.el"l'Upt ?be 'Pft*CID'. " ... lIlIIgIUIlion. his time we nomina11C4 and elected a candidate who will at least attempt 10make this c:ounUy, and die world, a beuer place. This will not occur with Bush, Buchanan, or Cliaton as our elected leader. VOle for a change. Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'aII picked up at The Ranger News office. Unless Icome back on my knees beg· ging Chops 10 give me another Laissez Faile, I hope everything functions weD within established parameters for everyone at Parlcside. Live long and prosper. Terri has left the building. please have Club Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfunkel songs. The WritingCentercan now bequiet without me bodlering die math lUlorS next door. And 10 DarJeen at die Women's Center, thanks for die wedding dress alterations. Who would have thought with such a baJgain dress Icould aclUally get itlO look die way Iwant it 101 JIiffW.andJoeK.,I'Dbetakinggroupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe,manythanks fordleMel Brooksquote) Inever thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,andTomN.,gooutandbethebestdamn engineerpOssibJe. AIso,thankslOthepeople Idon'tknow forprovidingme with wonder- CuI character descriptions for SIOries IwiD wrire in die fullJre. Kudos definirely go out 10 my professors. Without diem, Iguess Iwouldn't have an education. The bribery money can be madness of what's going on in Americaand just write about what concerns me. A.tf1J'St that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want 10 read what I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors,l realized that Imade at least a few people laugh or think. That's aU Iwanted 10 do. ' But what Ireally want 10 do is get on with my life like so many other college students. So next week I'll be "loading up my trockandmovingIOBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and Iwon't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like 10 use this space 10 thank those involved. Now ,Iknow this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested, please read on. AU others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. "Each one of us bas something 10 say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." .Gwendolyn Brooks rU'Sl,Ithank Mom and Dad for not only fmancing me during extremely hard times bot sticking with me until Igot a degree. Yes, it's an English degree with a writing concemrauon, but I promise it'D be worth iL To Tun Jones, we're in this life together, Thanks for a few ideas for my column, especlaily "Amazing Home Rem· edies." Next comes The RlJIlgerNews and my main man Dan"Chops"OliappeUaforokaying Laissez-Faire. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting rats for my dinner, I'D remember you and think. yeah, maybe Iwas humorous at one time in my life and Chops let meexpress iL Fordlezest of die Ranger SllIff, you can say "I have no idea why she resigned" just (or old time's sake. To Dave and die Gang at die Library, "Don't you be satisfied 'till you dare 10 dance die tides.~ -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while Iwhip this ouL "-Mel Broolr When IflJ'Slcame 10Parkside in the fall of 1989,1 had no idea where I was beaded. Ipickedupapaperwith acolumnwrittenby aratherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. As Iread Ithought, gee, maybe Icould have a column someday. Six months ago I got my wish and lllday, with sliD no ideaof where I' mbeaded, I write my IastLaissez-Faire in a mixture of tears and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is 10 "let alone." I tried 10 let alone aU die ··Make it so." ·Caprain ]ean·Luc Picard EdiJoriDl Nou: So long Terri, we11 miss ya. Notl Tn RANGIlII NIlWS STAFF EdIlOr"~ .._•••__._ ._. .DInIelt CIliIIlPelIa IM..aanayaalnIaiEEddllllro. r__ _ _ _G.swcco.l5iHilealIlrr AsslslanU.JlYlMEdIor . Ama~ News EdItoIs. •• __ •• _._._ ••••• _._ •• l.IIeshI ... ~ PIIc1l feldInEdilclll..___ _.-JudyIlosl-..~HoIIer Ccpy EdlorI. __ •• __ •••.• _ ..llIve ChriIiIIowIId. JIickie Niles . ASapsoirsIsllrE'IdISitOpofrIsElMor ___ ••.•_•_••_•••••• __ • __ ._ _ __ T• I.lledMnAcmlrlOyNld PhdoEdilOf. _ _ .._ MikePaupale CoIumnlst OonAndmwsld,CIoY .. Cook, Shannon Corlllo,T1III Fonnoy. BI ~. GIbe KIukI, $om Manc:heIlaf, Ar6t SlIlPLIlc-Il ~Boba._w.llInnIsClne. Da'Iid Dellish.DIbbIo HI/.orson.GranI \.anon,Som Mal~. BriIn w-.e.tM""",*" JIickie NiIII, CIIig PaprocM. Nwly PIIcIl, EIIe Iu..'="18 .AnnlIlIarIaS- AIIiUIlluIInMsMlrllglr. _._ •..Jadde~ ~A~dvIIolI. ... ..... _. TIlIlIIIY.~AnMdnolwInMec.Dl.Molm. JaonWNlollwlrecll,mSlUIlI RullnIr EucullYtColllM1l8L..lllInIolo~JlickieJohnson.l.IIeoIIa .... Gwen Heller. TIId~. AnnItnnSelllDn, Seal F.SInger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER NEWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood RaId. 1laI2lm KenoehI. WI 5314'-2lIOO EdilllriII (414) ~7 ~ (4'4) 595-2296 The hac" News 10poIbtiIbod overy Thunday during lhe muruty _. A repreoer4Sliv. IlIIIIpIe ml)' be publilllod __ ic ,.. 0","", "".lnaIla IIllI hofidoyI. wha> ............. lettas OXJftllina .imiIiar viowpoinll ore TheRanaor Nows iIwriaoa lIllIodilOd by IllldentI OCUW- recievod. Leaen III lhe Editor IhouJcI be typed end double- Parbidt, who .. IOIoIy.-plllliblo for ill oditcriII policy opoced IIllI include lhe IUlhon _ -uIoec:urity IlIIII'lbor. oad -.. end ldqlbcno ..... bIr. Leaen lIlI)'JIlllea-d 250"""" IIllI .houId be de\i¥aed IIIThe R..... News. Room wu.c D- 139C. bolon S 11ft 01\ MondI)'. Loaen Ihst do .... _Ibo oforemomionod ~ • woII • _ CCIIIlIinlng off .... ive, h'boloulorrnisloading iDronnOlion, wilt berooumod 10 lhe IUlhor 10be .. wri ..... The Rqor Newsreoervalhe right 10edi'letten for spelling end psmmar. LetIer 10 IldIIGr ......, The Raapr News .......... end invIlCI letten III lhe I!dilor. ..- diIspooina, or ....... with 11\ edilOl'ial, III1icIo, or r.- publiIhod in The Ranger News Be wolcomod.u ... mdon' viowpoinll on campus end com- Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'all "Each one of us has something to say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." •Gwendolyn Brooks "Don't yoo be satisfied "till yoo dare to dance the tides • ._. -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while I whip this OUL "•Mtl Broolr.J When I first came to Parkside in the fall of 1989, l had no idea where I was beaded. I picked upa paper with a column written by aralherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. N I read I thought, gee. maybe I could have a colwnn someday. Six month., ago I got my wish and roday. with still no idea of where l' m headed. I write my last Laissez-Faire in a mixture of tan and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is to .. let alone." I lried to let alone all the madness of what's going on in America and just write about what concerns me. At first that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want lo read whal I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors, I realized that I made at least a few people laugh or think. That's all I wanted lo do. But what I really want to do is get on with my life like so many other college studenlS. So next week I'll be "loading up mytruckandmovingtoBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and I won't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like to use this space to thank those involved. Now, I know this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested. please read on. All others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ftrst.1 thank Mom and Dad for not only financing me during exuemely bard times but sticking with me until I got a degree. Yes. it's an English degree with a writing concentration. but I promise it'll be worth iL To TIM Jones. we•re in this life together. Thanks for a few ideas for my column. espccially .. Amazing Home Rem• edies." Next comes The Ranger News and my main man Dan "'Chops"Oiiappeuaforokay• ing Laissez-Fm. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting ralS for my din· ner, I'll remember you and lhink. yeah, maybe I was humorous at one lime in my life and Chops let me express iL For there.st of the Ranger Slaff, you can say .. I have no idea why she resigned" just f<X" old time's sake. To Dave and the Gang Bl the Library, ANGER NEW; Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Rold. Bal 200Q. Kenon, WI S3141·3X>O ~ (414) 595-2287 8usinesa (-414) 595-229S The Ilana• News ia pabtilbed every Thursday durin& !he acadlmic ,-r lll,Cept OY• bnaa and holidays. The Rqer News ii wriDm and ediled by SIUdenu of UWParbid&. who IR IOlcly rwpansibla for ill editorial polq -~ Letta- to &tttar PollcJ The lllDger News aaaregea and lnvi1e1 lcucrJ IO tho SdilCr. I..Aaln diNpeinc. or a,reeing "th Ill . • lr1ide. or fea1m1 published in The R welcomed,u are ru;ien°v· 11 on mu:nity iaues. A repreK'IUlive aamp1e may be published when runcroua )clltn e.tJnNin& 1imiliar viewpoinll are n:cieved. Leaas to tho Editor ahould be typed and~ ,paced and include lhc aUlhon name. IOCul aec:uri1y awnbcr, and cdcphonemamber. Lcaalmayno&aceed250wordJ and 1howd be dtli¥cnd IO The Rqcr News, Room WU.CD- 139C, before 5 pn on Monday. Lettm lhat do not mee& Iha ..roremamonec1 requ1rancnu. • wtU • lhoN c:ianwnlna ofrcnsive,h ormislcadinainl'omwion. willberemmed author IO be n:wntten. The Rager News ruerwa lhc ed11 I for ling and &nmmar. please have Oub Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfwt.lcel songs. The WritingCentercan now be quiet without me bothering the math tutors next door. And IO Darleen at the Women's Center, lhanks for the wedding dress alter· ations. Who would have thought with such I bargain dress I could actually get it IO look the way I want it to! JeffW. andJoeK., I' II be taking groupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe.many thanks for the Mel Brooksquoce) I never thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,and Tom N.,gooutand be the best damn engineerposstble. AJso,thanlcstothepeople I don'tknow for providing me with wonder• ful chamcter descriptions for stories I will write in the future. Kudos definitely go out lo my profe,. sors. Withouttbem,Igues.dwouldn'thave an education. The bn"bery money can be picked up at The Rang~r News office. Unless I come back on my knees beg• ging Chops to give me another Lais.,ez Faire, I hope everything functions well within established parameters for eve,yone at Parlcside. Live Jong and prosper. Teni has left the building. .. Make it so." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard Editorial Nou: So Jong Tern, we'll mis., ya. Not! nm RANGD NEWS STA" Edltor.f...chlef ......... -.,------·---Oarielt~ ManaaingEdla, ___________ Gwe,iHa l.l)'O'iealor_,_, _______ .5cc1t5naer Atsistnl.aylMEdio, ________ , ___ Amaewt News Editors.. ... , ___ , _ , ____ ------·-----· Latesha Jude~ Patch ~Edlcn.. ________ ....JudyBoslaltar.~Helllr ~ Ecllors.... .•. , •• -------···--OM Chmilllwlld, Jackie Niles Spoils EdilOf •• . ____ , __________________ , _______ .... Ttd Mclntyra AsslslantSpo,tsEdilof_,_ ---------1.enAmold PholoEdilor. ____________ , ________ , ... MikePaupo,t Columnists .................. ,.,-.......... -DonAndrewski.Clovn Cook, Shannon Coralo.Ttrri Fo11ney, Bl Horner, CW. Kk1k1. Sam Mn:hllltr, Andy Paach Sllll,__ ___ ...&nllaAJddnal9cbe.a.sld,Omla.tll, David o.bish,Dlbbll Hllvtrson.Gtanl l.arlon,Sam Manchester, Brian MatMn,c.lNNNNrl,Jadde Nilll,Cnilg Papocll,t,AMy Patdl, a. • .::a.,... ______ .Annnns.son ~ &.... ....,, _____________ ,..JaddeJahnlon 1atJAnRtp,_.. ___ r...,,,Adaml.KrfdneMo1ne,OonnaW1111ront AdvllOrL-----.Andnlw Mc:l.eln, Jan Nowak, SIUlft Rubner EncuttveComml DanilleCNlpplla.JaddeJohnson,lMeshaJude, Heller, led McW)fl. AMamaria S.Xlon, Scoa F. Singer. TIlE RANGa Nns,Page 10 Feature Man:h 26, 1992 "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend entertainment By CIIrIs Tlshak view a remmIaIbIc supcmatural Branagh, Andy Garcia, andEmma as he turns from history to mystery ~ted, and her liCeis ruled Feature Writer tbriI1crtbatwilllC8VC}llllguessina Thompson in a sleek romantic in this story_within-a-storyofmur- bymghU1lllriiso~thepasl Fmally, The movie that has been de- untiIthe\ICIYlastfnuncofthefi1m. lhriIIerinvolvingmurder,passion, der, love, and passion- bolh past sh~cannottakellanymoreandher scribed as"oac of the most cxcit- Tommorownighl,at1pm,}lllIC8D rcincamation,andenoughimplau- and present mmdblacksoutherenlirclllCm(ry ing mom of 1991" is coming to witness the PAB prescnllltion of sible plot twists to snare me audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofmepastandprcscnL Allshcbaa Ibc UW. I'latside Unioo Cinema the movie "Dead Again" 011 the cncc into me movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmares. thia weekend. This Friday night UW.1'latsidc campus. nated British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her husband in The story flips from her black 8IId you will havc Ibc oppoI1UDity 10 "Dead Again" stars Kconclh IICIh Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she has been white marriage in the 40's to her life in me present as she tries to remember and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. lisL This Friday night you will get thechancc to ask yowselfthequestion, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, Man:h 27. TicketsareSI for UW -Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and caIl:b the movie that has been called "one of me most pleaswablc movies or 1991." Order YourPersonalized Graduation Announcements Today! YourName I' .~~ fI'· ~ x-.:=:~:...~.~UJ'OUf Deg"ee YourMajor ~~ l.Dokb-delIiIsiJ!PJTbodtstaE Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am - 2:00 pm 4:00 pm • 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Date: Man:b 26. 1992 Depcslt Required: $30.00 Time: 10:00 1ln·2:00 pn, 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Boolcslore /1\ ... C III I ell'. COl. l. I G It Ill'''' 0'" --- 51 JOSTENS Met!: \IIth)OJl' .loIb!nJ ~ lot lull detlIUIl See tlIll'aJITlplde rinlldection on diJplIy 1ll)Gll' mueae-~ .1III_trlC. ..-1.1..... ....:DO·.,..... HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-232012058. • APRIL 15TH _~~ c. Guidelines Continued/rom Page 3 forextending lhc probaIion period it will have to make a recommendation lhatwill bedislributedlOaII of me campuses for review. After input from the adminisuation, faculty govanance. and student governance, it would go back to me Board of Regenll for informal approval The Regents would ask their System lawym todraftabill wbich would be submiucd 10the LegisJa. tive Counsel for review. They would comment on it and reIUIII it to lhc Regents. The Regents Ihen would hold a public bearing and create a final draftoflhatbill which would men be submitU:d 10each house of the legislalure. After 30 days, if the legislative committee docs not object, it would be formally promulgaJed IS an adminislnllive policy or the University System. • THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year March 26, 1992 THIRANGnNIWI.PagelO Feature "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend ente!1ainmetit B7 Chris Tisbak view a remarkable suprmaturaJ Branagh, Andy Garcia. and Emma as be turnS from history to mystery ~ted. and her life is ruled Feature Writer dllillerthatwillleaveyouguessing Thompson in a sleek romantic inthisstory-witbin-a-storyofmur- byrughunareso~tbepast. Finally, The movie dial bas been de- umilthe'YCl)'lastframeoCthefilm. tbrillerinvolvingmmder,passion, det, love, and ~sion- both past sh~cannottakeitanymoreandher scribed as "one oC 1bc most elcit- Tommarownight.at7 pm. you can reincarnation, and enough implau• and p-csenL mmd blacb out herenlire mcmcry ing movies oC 1991" is coming to witness the PAD pesen1ation of sib1e plot twists to snare lhe audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofthepastandpresenL Allshebaa the UW • P8ltside Union Cinema tbe movie "Dead Again" oo the ence into lhe movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmaes. this weekend. This Friday night UW-Parbidc campus. D8led British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her busband in The story flips from her black and you will have the opportunity to ~ Again" stars Keonelb netb Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she bas been white marriage in lhe 40'1 ro her life in the present as she tries 10 Order Your Personalized Graduation Announcements Today! . - YourMajor Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am-2:00 pm 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Order your college ring NOW JOSTENS A II C Ill t CA • a COL L [ G C fl I N G"" Date: March 26. 1992 Depcslt Requlr~ $30.00 Time: 10:00 am-2.-00 pn. 4:00 pm • 6:00 pn -- Place: Bookstore ~ JOSTENS __ )Qlr_,__lor.,._Setow...,...,..rinl~on diJl)lly lll .,...,cd<8e~ HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-2320/2058. -- remernbfz and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. tisL This Friday night you will get the chance to ask yourself the question, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, March 27. Tickets are $1 for UW-Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and carcb the movie that bas been called "one of the most pleasurable movies of 1991." Guidelines Conlirwed from Page 1 for extending lhe probalion period it will have 10 make a recommendation that will be distributed to all of the campuses for review. After input from the adminis• tration. faculty governance, and student governance, il would go back 10 the Board of Regents for informal approval. The Regents would ask their System lawyers todraftabill which would be submiued 10 die Legislative Counsel for review. 1bcy would comment on it and return it to the Regenis. The Regents lhcn would hold a public hearing and create a final draft of that bill which would then be submiued to each house of the legislamrc. After 30 days, if the legislative committee does not objcc:l. it would be formally promu)galed as an administtative policy of die University System. THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year Section B University of Wisconsin-Parkside r:. 0't/·.,:/ R:ki<8:, r,;: S· THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 .. ~,---------, SectionB Stokman strides to NCAA Championship By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .~ula Stokman ran away to viclofy at the NCAA DIVISIon IINational competition in the 3000 meter eventl.ast Satun!ay in Saginaw, Michigan and was not even bred. . "I feltgreat the entire race and even after the race," S31dStokman of her incredible feat, "It was not even a tough race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career at UW -Parkside, carne just one week following another miraculous performance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success forUW-Parksideas a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championshipsandalthough the team and coach DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman 's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor track and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meter race in a time of 4:34.05 setting aRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in the overall team scores. Stokman's stellar performance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finishing time as she failed lQ achieve a personal best, "I pulled ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge. But they just fell behind and wimped out," added Stokman, r-------------=----, Spring Fling Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road tripinRoridalastweek. Here'salook at the results: ~ lfmtten's Softball os.J ...... 3/15 .- 3 Slippery l\ock 4 UW -P 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 '-.. ayne S'D.?UW-PO 3/17 UW-P 18 Kean 11 S . gfield /;VW-P 5 3/19 UW-P 10 Colgate 5 tztoWR 71AY.-P 2 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 UW- E. Strou urg 4 3/20 UW-P 9 Cornell 7 UW-P. Kentuc y 1 3121 Lindenwood 7UW-PO UW-P well 3121 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 Augustana - 2 Florida Southern 10 UW -P 1 - A WRAP-UPON WHATS INSIDE (J Not so hot The women's Softball team was just 3-7 on its Florida Spring Fling trip. B2. (J Quaruple Captains Ranger News baseball team captains, all four of them are featured in Billy Kennedy's Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. oPaula Perfect Rangerwomen's indoor track runner Paula Stokman is the Ranger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Paula won the NCAA Dll National 3000M run last Saturday running away from the competition. B4. oScores, stats and results. Get all the important Ranger stats in the Scoreboard section. B3 oIntramural Scoreboard, B3. -' ...,...~ .. ... ~.... Rangers defeat two D-I teams in 4-5 trip By LEN ANHOLD Asst.-Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road trip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach,F1orida. The Rangers fmished the trip with a 4-5 record, which included two victories against NCAA division I schools. The Rangers started their trip at Rollins College with a 9-3 loss at the hands of Ithaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the' Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirled last year because of tendonitis in her right knee. It Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's alma-matter. ·We played a great game until the ninth: said Peerenboom, "We just had- some mental lapses. • Peerenboomwasejectedfrom the oontest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangecs look another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. with an l1-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bonom of the third when Brad Sterling-hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last lead of the day. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiantcomeback by theRangers, 'r,; healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stokmanqualifiedforthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. "It was really neat to be running in the NCAA's because I did not know I would be doing it, But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." The Rangers scored two runs in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece for theRangers. PaulPhillpis got the loss. The Rangers put a ·W· on the board the following day atDaylona as the Rangersoffense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers SIDleeleven bases. - UW-Parksidewentup 12-2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's player. See Baseball, B2. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B 0 R. .'Ji .. .f . .¥ \. . •. THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 r s Section B tokman strides to NCAA Championship CJ ot so hot Thewomen'sSoftball team was j ust 3- 7 on its Florida prin g Fling trip. B2. O Quaruple Captain Ranger News b ball team captains, all four of them featur din Billy nn dy' Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. D PaulaP rfe t angerwomen's indo r track runner Paula Stokman i the Ranger News Sports A hi t e of the Week. Paula w n the NCAA Dil National 3 M run last Saturday running a ay from the competition. B4. D Scor, st ts and results. Get all th e impo ant anger ta in the Scoreboard section. B3 Dint S or board, BJ. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .1:1ula Stolcman ran away to victory at the NCAA D1V1s1on II National competition in the 3000 me1« ev ent ~ast Saturday in Saginaw• Michigan and was not even tired. . "I felt great the entire race and even after the race." said Stokman of her incredible feaL "It was not even a lO ugh race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career UW-Parkside, came just one week following another miraculous perfonnance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success for UW-Parlcside as a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championships and although the team andcooch DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor ttack and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meterraceinatimeof4:34.05settingaRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in lhe overall team SC re s. Stokrnan's stellar perfonnance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finish ing time as she failed lO achieve a personal besL "I ed ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge, But they just fell behind and wimped out." added Stokman. 1, Alabama A&M 2. Abilene Christian (TX) . Cal State Los Angeles 4. Norfolk State 5. North Dakota State (MN) 6. St. Cloud Siate (MN) .7. UW-Park.slde 8. Cal Swee Bakersfield Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirted last year because of teodonitis in her right knee. It healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stobnanqualified forthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. 0 It was really neat to be running in the NCAA 's because I did not know I would be doing iL But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." Spring Fling Rangers defeat two D-1 teams in 4-5 trip Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road trip inFlorida last week. Here's a look at the results: Wpteo 's Softball ----.•.J ... Slippery }\ock4 UW-P3 •-•-~yne ~Ct!} UW-P 0 3/15 - 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 3/17UW-P 18 Kean 11 3/19 UW-P lO Colgare 5 3/19 SL Xavier 17 UW-P 10 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 3/20 UW-P 9 Comell 7 3/21 Lindenwood 7 UW-P 0 3/21 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 S . gfield~-PS tztown 7 Tlw_-P 2 Mor d (KY) si' -P 4 UW-}(s_E. Strou urg 4 UW-P ~- Kentuc 1 UW-P'<J..owell _I) Augustana ~ 2 Florida Southern 10 UW-P 1 By LENANHOLD ~ Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road lrip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach.Florida. The Rangers finished the aip with a 4-S record, which included two victories against NCAA divi• sion I schools. The Rangers started their trip atRollinsCollege witha9-3lossat the hands of 1thaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's abna-matter. "We played a great game until the ninth," said Peerenboom, "We just had some mental lapses." Peerenboom was ejected from the contest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangers took another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. withan 11-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the third when Brad Sterling hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last leadoftheday. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiant comeback by the Rangers. The Rangers scored two nms in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece f<J" the Rangers. Paul Phillpis got the lms. The Rangers put a "W" on the board the following day at Daytona as the Rangersoff ense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers stole eleven bases. • UW-Parlcside went up 12·2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's playeu See Baseball, B2 , March 26, 1992 RA!'iGBR NEWS SPORTS. Page B2 - Ranger women not so hot inFlorida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The UW-PaJtsidc women's softball team began die season on a sour IIOle losing dleir first five games bef<re finally posIing their fast YicIory in Fbida last week. The Rangers began die season against Slippery Rock (pA.) by Iosing4-3IastSunday. TheRang· en IIIlIIIlIPd IlII1y S hits. J_ Esselman gaw up 10 hilS in die Joss. LaIcr Sunday, !he RaDgcn played Wayrre Slale (Micb.) and 1osI9-o. Wayue Stale 8CCRCI S in the sixth inning 10 put die game away as UW ·Parbidc failed 10get a bit in the game. Pitcher NaIa1ie Xruizcnga took die loss fcJr die Rangers. UW-PaJtside blew two \eads on Monday on their way 10 two more losses. Against Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in die flISt inning before bowing out 60S. Esselman took die loss dropping her record to 0·2. Against Kutztown, UW -Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven runs in die second inning en IOUte lOa 7·2 loss. Kruizenga lost, dr0pping her record 10 0-2- The Rangen conlinued ilS lImd by losing Ihcit fifth strsight on Tuesday 10 Morehead (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-PaJtsidc was losing 4-0 in die game, but came back 10lie the game thanks lOa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff. in die lqI oldie sevenlh inning. However, Morehead won Ihe game in !beir half of the sevenlh inning. UW-Parkside managed 10put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya BerIOg singled in !be winning run, and Michelle Kerkman homered 10 pace Ihe Rangen 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won 10boost herrecord 10 1·2. The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing North· emKentuckyonThursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers 10 a 3-1 victory. In their second game, on Thursday. UW-Parkside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hitter pitched by Esselman (1-2). Esselman struck outfourand wal1cednone,andlanet Rangers get victories over D-I Colgate, Cornell _ upset over a Bob Halllaktout slide at second base, words _ mchanpd but no JIlIIICbcs _ throwL The sIidc obviously woke up die boys from ICeaD, as they SCOftld Dine ,.. in Ibe _t three inninga. The Rqas didD't SlOp scor· ing however. Ia11ying mlUllS in Ihe sixIh, aeventh and elgblb In- Dings. FoarRqashaddulleRBJ pmea IIIll CCIIW.fieIder Dominic DeIrose_ahomerun away from IIitlin& for die c:yc:1e. The Ragas got Iheir first die visioa J victoIy with a Io-S trio umph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MikeCaccioppo,pitch- . ing his first ever collegiale pille, threwseveninnings,givinguponly two runs 10 earn !he victory. Daw Coughlin's Ihird inning doublekeyedasixrunRangcrra1ly as they took die lead fcJr good. Delrose and Greg Green eIICh went 3·S and had three and two steals, respectively; - - "Caccioppo reaDy bnttIed for US," said Peereoboom, "He did a m•ce job"• LaIcr Ibal day. !he Rangers were handed at 17·10 loss at die hands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in !hecighlh 10bring the score 1013-10. SLXavicranaweredwith four runs in the boUom ol thnt inning however. and Ihe Rangers lost 17·10. UW-PaIbide Ihrew six pitchenatSL XavicrbeforebowingouL Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and DebosebeIted a twonm tripIc. Tho next day at Daytona Beach, !he Rangers _ shulOUt by alOUghIeft-banderandWilliam PaIterson s-o. Daw Coug1I1in bad two hilS andPauiPbillipspill:hedninetoogh innings, giving up only one earned run, striIdnS out seven. The Rangers redeemed them· selves later in Ihe day, scoring a 9· 7 viclllr)' against division 1 foe CorneD University. TheRangenaeoredsixrunsin !he second inning and held off seVe eral CorneD comebacks 10 get the -win.Man:Thompson went3-4 with two runs aeored and DeJrose and Sterling had Ihree RBI's each. KellyZie1insldllOlChedasolid performance, giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall gonbe save, allowing one hit in three innings of work. Saturday and Sunday featured !heRangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series wiIh Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shulOUt in the flJ'Sl game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two hits and had only four runnen reach base on die aftanoon. The following day. !he Rang. en oblidged Lindenwood wilh a shulOut of Iheir own. Outfielder ~.~ 'ea ScottFlctcher,pitching for!he sec· ond lime of his career, pill:hed a fOllfhiuerandstruekoutninc. Ron Billsand DcIroseeach went2-3 for !he Rangers. DeJrose also stole three bases for !he Rangers. Peetenboom wasejected in die second for arguing a call. Overall, first year coech Pete Peereoboom was pleased with die trip. "Vie still have 10 put evay· thingtogelherphysicallyandmentally" said ~n:nboom. "but 1 think we proved thnt we can com. pete willi anyone." Mikulski hit a two-run homenm in the victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had 10 play bolh the NCAA Division ndefending champs, and thesecond ran1ced team in !hecoun· try on !he same day. . UW-Parkside managed only three hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Slroik's record 10 1-2. bater in the day, the Rangers SBwtheirrecord slip 103·7 in a 10- 1 loss IOFiorida Southem,thenum· ber two team in Ihe country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruizenga's record -dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher JeaJlDe Esse1mea tossed a no-hitter against Lowell,Mass.ina7.()Rangcr victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine SS4-969S THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT EWw:in& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots ·NOCOVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's Len Anhold. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil ==You'v=e Trie=d the Rest, NflW Stay With the Bell! ~RAN~G~KR~N~EWS~!S~PO~R~TS~, Pa~g~e B~2~ ________________________________ M...;.arcb.;;.:::,:,:26:.:_, l!,!:~ Ranger women not so hot in Florida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The OW-Parkside women's softball team began the season on a sour noac losing their first five games bef<re finally posting their rust victory in Fbida 1am wcet. The Rangers began the season against Slippery Rock (PA.) by bing4-3 lastSunday. 1beRangen manapd only S hits. Jeanne Esselman gave up 10 bits in the loss. Lala' Sunday, the Rangers played Wayne Stare (Mich.) and lost 9-0. Wa~ Sl8le 9COl'Cd Sin the sixth irming 10 put the game away u UW-Partside failed 10 Fl I hit in the game. Pitcher .Nalalie Knm.enp root die Joss f(I' the Rangezs, UW-Parkside blew two leads on Monday on their way to two more losses. Agaimt Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in the first inning before bowing out 6-5. Esselman rook the km dropping her record to 0-2. Against Kutztown, UW-Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven nms in the second inning en route 10a 7-2 loss. Knmenga lost. dropping her record to 0-2. The Rangers continued ics bend by losing their fifth straight an Tuesday to Mon:head (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-Parkside wu losing 4-0 in the game, but c:amc back to tie the game lhanb toa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff, in the rop of the seventh inning. How- BaseJ>all - continued from Bl ever, Morehead won the game in their half of the seventh inning. UW-Palkside managed to put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya Bmog singled in the winning run, and Michelle Kemnan homered to pace the Rangers 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won to boost her record to 1-2, The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing Northern Kentucky on Thursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers to a 3-1 victory, In their second game, on Thursday, UW-Parlcside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hiuu pitched by Esselman (1·2). Esselman struck outfourandwalkednone,andJanet Rangers get victories over D- I Colgate, Cornell w= upset over a Bob Hall takeout slide at secand base. words wcre excbanged but no pancbea were thrown. The slide obviously woke up die boys from Kan. as Ibey a:on,d nine ram iD Ibo next dneinninp, 1be Raacm didn'I IIC>p IC«• in& however, lal1yins six nms in die sixlh. lCvcntb and cigbdl innings. Fourltangrnbad duecRBI pmes llld~-ficlder Doarimc DdrolewasabomelUft away from biUiQg for die cycle. The Raagm got their fimdj. vision I vie1ory wi1b a 10-S uiumph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MiteCaccioppo,pilcbing his first ever collegiate game, threwseveninnings.givingaponly two rum 10 earn the victory. Dave Coughlin's lhint iming doubleteyedasix nmRanprrally as they toot die lead for good. Dehose and Greg Green each went 3-5 and had three and two steals. respectively~ - - "Caccioppo rally battled fClf us," said Peerenboom, '1le did a . job" lllCe • Later tbal day, die Rangers wem handed al 17-10 loss ll &be bands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in the eighth 10 bring the score to 13-10. SLXavietansweredwith four runs in the boUom of that inning however, and she Rangers lost 17-10. UW•Partsidc threw six pilCbersatSL Xavicrbeforebowingout. Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and Delrosebelt.ed a twonm lriplc. The next day at Daytona Beach, the Rangers were shurout by a tough le.ft-hander and William Patterson S-0. Dave Coughlirl bad two hits andPaulPbillipspidledninerough innings, giving up only one earned run. sttildn1 out seven. The Rangers redeemed themselves 1atcr in the day, sccring a 9- 7 vic10ry agains& division I foe Cornell University. 1beRangersacoredsixnmsin the second inning and held off sevaal Cornell comebacks to get the ·wm.Man:Thompsonwent3-4with two runs 9COl"ed and Debose and Sterling had three RBrs each. Kelly Zielinski notchedasolid performance. giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall got the save. allowing one hit in lhree innings of work. Saturday and Sunday feanucd the Rangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series with Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shutout in the first game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two bits and had anly fourlWlDCISreacb t,a,eon die aftanoon. The following day, the Rangers oblidged Lindcnwood with a shurout of their own. Outfielder I l Scott Fletcher, pitching for Ille second time of his career, pitched a four hitter and struck out nine. Ron BillsandDelroseeach went2-3 for the Rangers. Deb-ose also stole three bas for the Rangers. Pemnboom waseject.ed in die second for arguins a call. Overall, first year coach Pele Peacnboom was pleased with the trip. "'We still have 10 put everydung together physically and mentally," said Peerenboom, "but I think we proved that we can comJICIC with anyone.• Milwlski hit a two-nm homerun in &he victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had to play both &he NCAA Division D defending champs, and lhesecond ranked r.eam inthecoun• try on the same day. ' UW-Parkside managed only duee hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Saoik's record IO 1-2. Later in the day, the Rangers saw their recod slip to 3-7 in a 10- 1 loss toFlorida Southem, thenwnber two team in the country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruiz.enga' s record dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher Jeanne F.sselmen tossed a no-hitter against Lowell, Mass. in a 7-0Ranger victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featurin& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's LenAnhold. You've Tried the Rest, Now Stay With the Bat! - NBws SPOIlTS. Page SCOREBOARD March 26. 1992 Wheelchair Basketball o For further information contact Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL UW-Whitewater vs. UW-Parkside Intramural All Stars o Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. Ed. Building Iastem Division r.. IIoDYWIlOd lanya- FoatPlo, lM.D. IliDUaIY Ildcee- Westem Division D~ W L PeL GB W L ". PA 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 4 1 0.800 1.0 0 0 3.55 300 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 3S4 3 3 O.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 2 4 0.333 4.5 0 0 3'10 366 ~ r.. w L I'd. GB W L ". PA .P.ao.B.inII 5 0 1.000 0 0 304 257 4 2 0.667 1.5 0 0 338 331 ::::rfIDm Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 P-NoCut 2 3 DADO 3.0 0 0 426 436 \Ie Irnpnwed 0 5 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 sn ~.:=. 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 348 381 ........ r CllIZ4In Reoullll '1\IeSda, 03131192 SdMdule Iodlloye 6IJoioo e-61 6:OOC Hollywood VI. Jak:c Crew a.a.A..... ;U'" 73 W. Jn1provcd 3' 7:1lOC ReaDy _ VI. W. Jmprovcd IliD UIIY611be \Ioyz $8 7:00 The Boyz VI. Rave :::::" P 105 FauI \'by 94 8:1lOC Foul \'by VI. PIo \IlrdI a- 84 PIo Bini. 48 8:00 SliII tla!y Vl.1Iad BoyI ttxx:.T1t_,03IUM Sdlcdule nl1lnda, 04I02I9Z Sdlcdule I\oIIywood VI. s.M.D. 6:00 Hollywood ... Slnight P·No CuI 7:::1lcOCSIiII tillY VI. Rav. 7:1lOC ReaDy R........ •The Boyz FoIl! Play VI. w. Impovcd 7:00 Jak:c Crew ... s.M.D. Bod \Ioyz VI. Slnighl P 8:1lOC Bad Boy. v.. W.lmpJO¥cd ~ Pro \IinIs v••CwPa Annadiloa 8:00 SliIIos\y v•• Fool Play I.NTRAMURAL CORNER Due to computer failure, Intramural Stats will be available next week. Thank you RANGER NEWS SPORTS STAFF Aerobic Exercize Ifyou want 10participate in a step class here at uw-PllIkside. 8ign below and return 10 Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThursdaYal4:15. Stepswillcosl$2S.00($22atSam'sOub plus $3.00 10 build it up 4 more incbes). We will store steps here at school. Ten must sign up 10have \he class and five mush show up each time 10continue having \he class. Money is due by this Thursday ifwe want 10begin on Monday. Basketball PI>st spring break action is heating up and \he playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams. \he Really Rottens pounded the Pro Birds 84-48. Matt Koehler scored 31 points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. OJad Kawcynzski and Steve 1'ureknetted 14 each for \he Birds. Straight P-No Cut got back on track wi\h a 105-94 win againsl Foul Play. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P. and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Play. StillUglydefeatedTheBoyz61-58behindTIDlKoleno's 19 poin1s. Joe Vandelboffscored 18 for \he Boyz. The Charging Annadillos stayed hot, rolling 10 a 73-35 WCl!oryover We Improved.Jay Rueth and Steve Dahl scored 24 eachfor\he Annadillos. Rob Seidl scored 13 forWe Improved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled \heir way 10a 66-61 win against the Juice Crew. Kevin "The SIUd" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led \he Bad Boys with 13 points a piece. Chad Boerner scored 26 for \he crew. Hollywood looks 10keep it's perfect record intact IODighias they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for complelly updated stalS and scoring leaders next week in \he Ranger News. Due 10 a computer failure, \he statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595·2287 or 595-2267 1M VOLLEYBALL 1M FLOOR HOCKEY Standlngs lIS oJOJIZ619Z W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 1 0.5 1814 1 22.01318 122.0812 Standings lIS oJOJIZ6192 W L GB 5 1 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 o 6 5.0 T_ Hawks Grapplers Pis Doss PSE Team Six Pack Uoorcrs Plungers 454's Tuesday \l3I1olIf% Resul1s Plullsen <!of 454'. Six PackdefHoolas SllIIday 13101 ResulIB Onpplell 5 Pia Dop 4 PSE 3 KiIJer AncadDe 0 (Corfiet) SllIIday I4o'll5In PIayoIrI BeaJ8 4..00 0rappIen'" Pia Do.. 5:00 Hawks VI. PSE .j I , I Taesday 03I311ln P1eyolrl Jle&bt 8:00 Pbma<n VI. Hoolas Bye: Six Pack Tuesday 04/071'». Championship Game 8:00 Six pack ¥s. PbmgerslHootm , 'W'mner Cbamploasblp Game Date '" TIIIIO TBA SCOREBOARD Wheelchair Basketball UW-Whitew fer vs. UW-Parks ·de lntram ral All Stars D Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. d. Building • For further ·nror ation contac Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL F.astern Division Dlvlllca Due to ,_ L ct. GB w L .. PA Bollywaod 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 leaoyROlllnl 4 l 0.800 1.0 0 0 355 300 computer PoalPlaJ 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 lM.D. 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 354 failure, lliDUgly 3 3 o.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 lliceem, 2 4 0.333 4.S 0 0 310 366 Western Division Intramural DMIIGa Stats will be ,_ w L Pct. GB w L ff PA hlBinll 5 0 1.000 - 0 0 304 257 ... 4 2 0.667 l.S 0 0 338 331 available ::::- from Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 II P-NoCut 1 3 0.400 3.0 0 0 426 436 •lmpn,vect 0 s 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 377 next week. ~~ 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 348 381 lad TINlda7 CI.Vl02 Results Tue,daJ aJIJJ/92 Sdaed* Bo,a 61Jaice Crew 61 6:00C HoDywood \II. Mee~ Thank you ~ Annadilb 73 We Improved 3S 7:00C Really Rouem n. We Jsnpoved ~&ly 61 The Boyi SI 7:00 The Boyz vs. Rave P JOS Foul P!ay 94 l:OOC Fcu1 Play vs. Flo Bildl a..riy RClllall 14 Pro Bird• 48 1:00 Slill UalY vs. Bid Boyt llXK:, Tt,urwJay03ilffl Sdledule T1111rtda7 04I02l9Z Sclledule RANGER NEWS 7 Hollywood vs. 5.M.l), 6.-00 Hollywoocf vs. Slmghl P-No Cul illlC SliU Ugly vs. Rave 7:00C Really Rouem vs. The Boyz SPORTS STAFF 7:00 Foal Play vs. We Improved 7:00 Juice Qtlw YI, s.M.D, ::C Bad eo,.w.Slnight P g;O()C Bad Boy• vs. We ImproYccl Jin» Binla vs. CwJinl Annadilol 8:00 Slill ugly v • Foul Play March26, 1992 INTRAMURAL CORNER Aerobic Exercize If you want to participate in a step class here at UW-Parksidc, sign below and return to Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThwsdayat4:1S. Stepswillcost$25.00{$22atSam's0ub plus $3.00 to build it up 4 more inches). We will store sreps here at school. Ten must sign up to have the class and five mush show up each time to continue having the class. Money is due by this Thursday if we want to begin on Monday. Basketball Post spring break action is heating up and the playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams, the Really Rottens pounded the Pro Biros 8448. Man Koehler scored 3 J points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. Olad Kawcynzski and Steve Turek netted 14 each for the Birds. Sttaight P-No Cut got back on track with a 10S-94 win against Foul Ptay. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P, and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Ptay. Still Ugly defeated 1beBoyz6J-58 behind Tun Koleno's 19 points. Joe Vanderhoff scored 18 for 1he Boyz. The Otarging Annadillos stayed bot. rolling u, a 73-35 'lic.tory over We Improved.Jay Roeth and Steve Dahl scored 24 cachfortheAnnadillos. RobSeidlscored 13forWelmproved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled their way u, a 66-61 win against lhe Juice Crew. Kevin "The Stud" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led the Bad Boys with 13 points apiece. Chad Boemer scored 26 for the crew. Hollywood looks to keep it's perfect KCOnl intact tonight as they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for completly updated stats and scoring leaders next week in the Ranger News. Due to a computer failure, the statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595-2287 or 595-2267 IM VOLLEYBALL Standings tu of 03126/92 Team Six Pack Hoorers Plungers 4S4's W L GB S l 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 0 6 s.o Tuesday G3ll4Jn Results Pbmgm def 4'4'• Six Pack def Jloolm TaadaJ 131.UM Playoff• Begin 8:00 Plunacn vs. Hooter• Bye: SixPack Tuesday 04/07/'11. Championship Game 8:00 Six pack vs. Phmgers/Hoorers . W-umer IM FLOOR HOCKEY Standlnp tu o/03/26/9Z T,.. Hawts Grapplas Pig Dogs PSS W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 l 0.5 18 14 1 2 2.0 13 18 I 2 2.0 8 12 Sunday 1310l RelUJts Onpplcn 5 Pl& Dop 4 PSE 3 KiJJer A-nadol O (Corfiet) SadayM'ISM Playoff• .... 4:00 Or~.._ Pig Dogs 5:00 Hawks~ PSB Clwnplomblp Game Date & Tune TBA .... RANGIlII NEWS SPORTS, PageB4 Man:h26,1992 - Ranger quartet to supply punch, leadership in '92 ~~~:.i:.l:llll_••• m..': is1uniorDominicDeirose. Delroso Hit?'? ,..,.·.,.?t, """"',i)]illJ"'" '""""",'.'""""""""".,..... , possesses great speed and therefore was awarded centerfield honors 10 go along with the lead off hiltec. After batting around the .310 clip last year, DeIrose is looking 10 steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to the play of the 10liet, Illinois producL The team's bestathlete and all around bIIlI player rounds out the captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hai1s from 10liet,hasatremendousworkethic, a' quick \lat, and a strong arm to boac. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 3~ games this year. Thompson says this is possible because "our pitching, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well.· Thompson hit .300 last year and WlIIIlS to improve upon 1hal, and possibly hit the .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the RangersarcYtKyoplimistic on having a gmdc "A· season. The Ranger News - .9l.tfifeteof tfie Wee/( Stokman spectacular inNCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, outstanding, tremendous what other words ofpaisetou1dweusetodcscribethetopnotch, 'A'numberone,excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team member Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not allCady have read, Paula is the talk of the campus after wintting the NCAA Dn 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan last week. Stokman ran away from the competition and inlO victory lane with a timeof9:41 winning in more than four seconds Over the nearestcompetitor. As if one National Competition is not enough 10win, Paula lW:O ran awaywitbtheNAlANationaIcompetitiontwowceksagointhetbreemDe race. Stokmanshattered theNAlArccordwith atimeofl6:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran the meet at such a tonid pace !bat some of the tournament officialsand hercoach, Mike DeWitt, thought sbe had not run enough laps andPaulahad 10jwnp out and run one more. But she had run enough and won the meet. Paula, a senior business major who attended SL 10seph high school in Kenosha, was a red-shin last track season witb tendonitis in her right knee. Since sberetumed she has been running personal bests in a1mostall of her races. Ifyou see Paulain the halls and stop IOcongratulate her be sure 10ask her her name first because sbe has an identical twin, Ann, CongratsandhatsofflOPaulaStokmanoftbeUW-ParksideWomen's indoorlnlck team, you are theRllnger News Sports Atbleteofthe Week. Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for tberestoftbe season will undoubtedly be a lOugh one. Coach Peter Peeremboom is relying on four players 10 supply some answersand tbey just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose, and Mark Thompson. Coughlin, aGreen Bay native, will piayrightfieldand willbeaskcd 10give some power to the Rangers . line-up. Coughlin, who spent most oflastyearasadesignatedhiltec,is probablytheteam'smostpowerful hittec. The 22 year-oldSophomore feels that this year's teamhas"great potential and is very motivated 10 win." Leftfieldwillseearegularface throughout this season. Hall, who split time with Coughlin last season, will bea regular starter for the first time in 1992. One of four capI8ins, Hall will be looked 10fer senior leadersbip as well as entbusIasm_ Hall brings 10 the team a YtKy positive attitude and the ability to motivate teammates. "Being pn:pared to win some of the major factorl that faces this team: according 10Hall. "Last ~'Ileam , .. Go Fly A Kile Day. Major Hometown Twin Sister April 1st Enter III' kite contest bJ WIn a ..... 1 Indulge In our WlndV Special Put some Wind In JOur salls . Get outside and enjoY sprIngl Business Kenosha Ann ~=~~:;;;~~=====~i:::::::::!::::::::!:::!:!:!::!'=' Ii:=' ';':',;,''';'';'' .;,.; .... ,;,. ",' ;":' ':';'';;' ';;" ;.:' ':";-":".;.' :..:' ':':".:,;'~' :.:' -:! ••. 1., ••.•••••••..••••••••• March 26, 1992 Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for the rest of the season will undoubtedly be a tough one. Coach Petel Peeremboom is relying on four players to supply some answers and they just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose. and Mark Thompson. Coughlin. a Green Bay native. willpiayrighlfieldandwillbeaskcd to give some power to the Rangers line-up. Coughlin. who spent most of last year as a designaled hiaer. is probably the team's most powerful biaer. The22year-oldSophomore feels that this year's team has"great polential and is very motivated to win." Left.field will see a regular face throughout this season. Hall. who split time with Coughlin last sea• son. will be a regular stana" for the first time in 1992. One of four caplains, Hall will be looked to for senior leadership as well as enthusiasm. Hall brings IO the team a vt:f'J positive attitude and the abil· ity to motivate teammates. "Being prepared to win some of the major facron that faces this aeam: according to Hall. "Last year's tieam was not prepared to win and that . was a big reason fer our disappointing 17-14 record." The third of the four caplains isJuniorDominicDelrose. Dehoso ~ great speed and tbezefore was awarded centerfield honors to go along with the lead off hitter. After batting around &he .370 clip last year, Delrose is looking to steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to lhe play of che Jolie&, Illinois producL The team's best atbJeteand all around ball playei- rounds out rho captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hails from Joliet.hasacremendousworketbic. a· quick bat. and a strong arm to boot. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 35-40 games this year. Thompson says this is possil>le because "our pi re bing, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well." Thompson hit .300 last year and wants to improve upon that. and pombly hit lhe .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the Rangersareveryoptimisticon having a grade'° A" season. ~gercap~~ (from.lefftt>tjght) · BobHalJ. , Dave .Coughlin, DominicDelrosc and Marc ·nonipson wilfμse :, their.: .. talent .. and e~ence to anchor th~ squad this season. Toe, ·foursorn~ is curreqtly battjng a: combined .310 (50 for 159) and have a combined 29 steals. Delrose le?ds the tea~ in hits~ ~t bats and total bases, while Coughlin leads in runs,rbi'sand .s~ea.ts: :_._ The Ral)gers play ili.is .: :w~kend at Rockforq. lllin·ois. ,, ::- . :-: '· .. :,. . . .::::,.:,;=;:;,::;:: :·: .· . ·• ,• .. , . . . . : .,, . -·•.,,, .::1~=,,,·,<,,1i@rn\:. rlsPholl> b MiuP, The Ranger News - J1ltfifete of tfie 'WeeK. Stokman spectacular in NCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, oulSlaDding. tremendous what Olher words of paisecould we use to describe the top notch,• A' number one. excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team memb« Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not already have read. Paula is the talk of the campus after winning the NCAA Dll 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan Jan week. Stokman ran away from the compctilion and into victory Jane with a lime of 9:47 winning in more than four seconds ovei-lhe nearestcompctiUlr. As if one National Compclition is not enough to win, Paula a!.."O ran away with lheNAIANationalcompctition two weeks ago in the three mile race. Stobnan shattered theNAlArecard with a lime of 16:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran lhe meet at such a torrid pace that some of theroumamcntofficialsandhercoach.MikeDeWitt,thoughtshehadnoc run enough laps and Paula had to jwnp out and run one more. But she bad run enough and W(lll the meet. Paula. a senior business major who attended SL Joseph high school in Kenosha. was a red-shin last uacJc season with tendonitis in her right knee. Since shelClUnledsho has been runningpe,sonal bests in ahnostall of her races. If you sec Paula in the halls and stop tocongratulateherbesure to ask her her name first because she bas an identical twin, Ann. Congratsandbatsoff roPaulaStoJananof the UW-Parkside Women"s indoor track team, you arc lheRanger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Major Hometown Twin Sister Business Kenosha Ann April 1st Go fly A Kite Dav Enler OIi kite COldesl ID Win a tree ldlll lndlllge In our Wlndf Special Put some Wind 1n JOUr sails Get Outside and enjay __ , ===========8 26.1992 i·······IIIi·~ Attention Student Leaders: "IP ...., ........ I"arbilk '1111, . SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION April Ist, 3:30pm, Union 104 Motivate your organization wallflowers into bouquets. This session will discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATIVITY IN EVENT PLANNING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming sessions! MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 IBUY ONE : IGET ONE : I for only : I ~~~i• Get a regular six inch : for only 59( when • you buy one of equal • at greater value. • u.M 1off« por coupon. • OO-expim April 3. \992 • I • I Supporting • IHealthy Lifestyles : I • I • INaIth 3?O(,.3Olh Ave. 652-1717 • ISouth 37t9-8Otlt St. 694-1404' I • I • I • I • i ! I • I • I· . • ..~•••• ~••• .I PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS Monday, May 4th, 12noon, Vnion 104 This series is open to all UW·Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. Thursday NigM is UW·Par!si~~N~hH $2.00 $1.00 $1.00 $5.00 Featuring: Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Draft on Tap Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue • Racine 886-1906 ANN~OiUNCIN:G! DINING SERVlCE HOU:RS CHAN'GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11arn to IOpm Fri: llam to 2:30pm and 4:30pm \07pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sat. evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: . Mon. Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm I I I \ I II 26.1992 , ...... .... .. IBUYO E I I GET ONE I I I I I for only I I I I I I . . h I a ar six me I for only 59t when • buy one of equal I greater valu . I 1 o&r .,. coupon. • 0trer . April 3, 1991 I I Suppo . g I Healthy Lifestyles ; I ~ 11th A 662- 117 I 694-t • I I I I I I I I I La l--'-.# I , ............. Attention Student Leaders: \ll D '-'-• .... 'I It I I SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION . Ap ril 1st, 3:30pm, Union 104 Mo~vate ~our o~g~tion wallflowers into bouquets. ThlS sess10n wi ll discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATI IN EVENT PLANN·ING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming s~ions! MARKE TING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 PA SSING THE GAVEL: THE T SITION OF LEADERS Monda y, May 4th, 12noon, lJnion 104 This series is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. ~~'li15 • • • • • • • • • • • • • . . . . ·. . .. Thursday Night is UW-Parksid.e Night! Featuring: $2.00 Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Drafton Tap $1. 00 Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's $1. 00 Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop $ 5 .C>O Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue• Racine 886-1906 ANNO iUNCING! DINING SERVI.CE HOU~RS CHAN.GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11am to 10pm Fri: 11am to 2:30pm and 4:30pm to 7pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sal evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm ,:'l!ge;16~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;C;LA~S;S;lF;1;'E~D~AD~;V;E;1l;T.~lS;l;N~G~~~~~~~~~~Mmb~26,~I;~ a !!!!!! C· the Wylr UbralYlleaming Center next III the ColIee To pIal:e classified advertising ilthe lk1Iversity 01WlSCOnsin-Parkside· The Ranger News, slop inThe Ranger News onica Iocaled in room .0139 In 18 k n All classffied ads Shoppe. Deadline for dassifiecl advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior III publication. ADclassified ads placed by full or part time U~.parkSlde s~:srgear:;~I::e W:k.' No refunds. The=~ ~ other than UW-Parkside Sbldents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free 0 . --~., aiWlSCOnsin-Parkside _The Ranger News, and ils employees stan and members are not responsible lor the content of adVertising placed by lis customers. The ~-Parkside Ranger News I8S8IWS lhe rlghl III refuse III jlIAlIish any advertising al its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries 10 The Ranger News' Asslstanl Business Manager, Jackie Johnson al (414) 595-2295. 2Q CLUB EVENTS II HELP WANTED II... P.ER.S.O.N.A.L...S.. II... PE.R.S.O.N.A.L.S_I I '!::eu~:;I~~~at r:; DtbeInlen:u1tura1commonsOUttide CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! Ibe Math Club presents Prof. lobn Simoo from Iowa Univ., wbo will be speaking on "Physi. =aI Knot Theory." Fri, March 27 It DODD in Moln D 107. llDglishClub will meet at noon in ,:ART 142 on Fri, March tt. ,~ members welcomel soc constitution will be vOled on at tbe next meeting, 3-30, at IIllOD. Make you vote count, be Ibrte. DooaId O. RackI, Vice-president IIIdCFOoftbeSybronCcxp,will speak on Leveraged Buyontsand Cash flow Management, Mon, March 30, noon in Union '}ff/. ~ by tbe FIIl8IICe Club. 01.0 (Gay and Lesbian Organizatico) meets every Wed inCART 142 at lOam. Gay and Lesbian support group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. I I The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"with Bob Bennett of Northern Dlinois Unil2eI'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FOR SALE , 77 Toyota Corrolla for parts or you repair. 2204 60th SL 116, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S00b0. Apple n-e computer wi!h brand spanldngnewprinterl Bestoffer. CalI6S4-0095 after 5pn. ~' 1987 Ford Escort, white, 2 door halCh. 56,000 miles, top condition. SXlSO or offer. 639-2165. To the women of Panama Spring Break: so Ididn't go to Panama . Il'fORMAlBI i-,,\1CATOIlS UrgestUbraryallnlarhWliChl in us, ( 1h ) I!.ZIIII/I'IC$-AU. SUllms _I:miog T... ,""" .... I MC .. COO "n.~ liD800·.351·0222 '-1l.",l>'T _\1"\'""\" r- ~::'~l:·:~_;:;to'E~:1~~~=A~l~_=~In'=-~~CA~~!lOiO·2S~F:' ~~~=::;;~=~[;_;;::_~I;~I~~~~~~~~;~r~~~a)D~=9:~~~~SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK Atteotionaccountingmajors: National CPA Review Course, Fortune SOD Company. is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic. energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition, merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April 1for inunediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-3284444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicingfor Success WOJkshop will take place Fri, April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March Xl by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. . For more information caIlX2452. Rm.42l &422. WhlKaresabout college, Who-caresaboutmoney, Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinaboUleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panamal Guess who, "Who-cares. It Happy 3 years! I Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love, Dawn. Rm. 421 ,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares ... I-what interesting things you can do on the bus nowadays. All my Iove,bomy. Free pregnancy teslS and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management, improved studies, anziety, depression, weight loss, phobias and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted Clinics in Milwaukee, OakCreek and Racine. Call Michael 1. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next time we'll be able to stay on!! Ab, "Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. oCorpoI31e scholarships . -May receive college credit oGood communication sId11s a must -Training provided/Do experience ~sary -All majors may apply -Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Washington, Waukesha, Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations, Marketing, Customer Ser· vice, Sales and Advertising. Call 414·774-0993 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the personnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division ofHycile Corporation. an International Corporation PERSONALS} City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. who have a keg rJ. beer ill lbeir bathtub. Hey Loopy, looks like )'OlI VIae attacked by a tree, whatcb oulfor the killer owls. Love Pasta. Holly; Kentucky's in the housel he looked good during the day. buthe looked even better at Electric NRG'sll Party on. "Whocares." Bashful, the pictures tumoutbet. ter withfilm in tbecamera. Pula. Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think rman alcoholic," as said by LAZ. Byel ByelTerril lwillmissyoul Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula,forwin- Ding the NCAA DivisioonlllCk and field indoor champioosIlip. I heard Wisconsin was in the Latesha. house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point Happy B-day, 011 Sat, LatabII Fmd it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier. 0.11'regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%1 Serving all VW Parblde employees and student .. EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~eva LaJce Cruise Line in LaJce Genev.. WisconJin is Jootina .. dedicated, mature, bani-working individua1J interested in • vlrietY II employment opportunities workinawilh .. excursion boal COIIIPI"1Ibi1 leason. OPenirwslJVQJlDbkinIMfoU_inl_' ·Pood Service Personnel • waiters/waitresses caleroz. bartendeJs oOffice Staff telephone reservllionilll ticket sellen ·BoatCrcWl 'DockHandI Full summer selSOn (June, July and • A .~ M S August) employment, plus JllII'"IiI'" aIi.ases.aYWee~=, and OcIO~ available. Flexible hoUJI availabllin Lake Oeneva area andendl' thai applicants be individua1J who me IiOIII tbt Ive !boze durin- the S-----' ~_.....II often difficult 10 obtain. 0 summer. ~- .- Contact Harold or Ellen at 0 414-248-6206£ W . enevaLakeCruiseUneatl-800-SS8-S9l1ar PM Monday ~Ugh°~da°nand application. OfflCOlIoUJI8:00AM"4dO n y. '( I 1/j - · Wy1r Utirary/l.eaming Center next_, the Coffee To place classified advertising in lhe lkliversity of Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office iocated in room. D139C in lhe 18 All classffied Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. AH classified ads placed by fu or part time U~.Parl<side sf ;.1::;s:,:~ ~ No refunds. : = @n)40ne other than UW-Parkside Sludents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs. the ad ~ 1.1 be run free 01 to ers. The UW-Par1<side Ranger News '8S8rYas 6f Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, and its employees staff and members are not responsible for the content of adVertisang placed by ts cus m . the right to refuse to pwlish any advertising at its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) S95-2295. CLUB EVENTS I I HELP WANTED I I PERSONALS I I PERSONALS PERSONALS ) who have a keg of beer in their bathtub. ·~ de Mayo planning commuee meets every Tues. at 1 pn ntbe Intercultural commons out• CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! l'be Math Club presents Prof. fobn Simm from Iowa Univ •• who will be speaking OD "Physi: al Knot Theory.•• Fri, March 27 It noon in Moln D107. Bnglish Club will meet at noon in ... ART 142 on Fri, March '1:1. 1':llew members welcome! SOC coostibltioo will be vOled cm at the next meeting, 3-30, at aooo. Make you vote count, be lbere. Donald G. RackJ, Vice-president and CFO of the SybrooCmp, will speak on Leveraged Buyouts and Cash Flow Managemem. Moo, March 30, noon in Union 'JJJ1. $poosored by the Fmance Club. GI.O (Gay and Lesbian Organizatioo) meets every Wedin CART 142at 10am. Gay and Lesbian suppon group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"wilh Bob Dennen of Northern Illinois Uni" Jtl'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FORSALE I 77 Toyota Corrolla for pans or you repair. 2204 60th SL #6, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S0obo. Apple Il-C computer with brand ~ankingnewprinter! Bestoffer. Call 654-0095 after Spn. 1987 Ford Escon, white, 2 door hatch. 56,000 miles, top condition. $2750 or offer. 639-2165. Attentionaccolllltingmajors: National CPA Review Course. Fortune 500 Company, is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic, energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition. merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April I for immediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-328-4444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicing for Success workshop will take place Fri. April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March '1:1 by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. For more information callX2452. Free pregnancy tests and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management. improved studies, anziety. depression, weight loss, pbobiu and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted. Clinics in Milwaukee. Oak Creek and Racine. Call Michael J. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Rm.421 &422, Who-cares about college, Who-cares about money. Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinabouleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panama! Guess who, .. Who-cares." Happy 3 years!! Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love.Dawn. Rm.421,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares." J-what interesting lhings you can do on the bus nowadays. All my love. horny. Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next lime we '11 be able to stay on!! Ah, .. Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. To the wooien of Panama Spring Break: so I didn't go to Panama larglst Library !!!!!!P' . rt.z71 TMC$ - AU. SV&IECTS QderCmiog TodlyWIIIIV!Soil MC or COO iullia 100-Js1-0222 i Or. rush S2.00 to:'Researcb lafanutlolt • 1322 lefn Atoe . 1'1«1-A. I.OS Angela, CA 90025., SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK -Corporate scholarships · •May receive college credit eOood communication skills a must •Training provided/no experience necessary •All majon may apply •Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Wuhington. Waukesha. Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations. Marketing, Customer Service, Sales and Advertising. Call 414-774-0093 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the pemmnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division of Hy cite Corporation, an International Corporation City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. Holly, Kentucky's in the house! he looked good during the day. but be looked even better at Electric NRG's!l Party on. "Whocares." Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think I'm an alcoholic," as said by LAZ. I beard Wisconsin was in the house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point __ _,..,,.,._. _____ _ Hey Loopy. looks like you Mre attacked by a tree, wbatcboutfcr the killer owls. Love Pasta. Bashful, the pictures tumoutbetter withfilm in the camera. Pam, Bye! Bye!Terril lwillmiaycal Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula, b winning the NCAA Division n track and field indoor cbampkmbip. Latesha. Happy B-0ay, on Sat, lasbal F10d it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier O .If regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! Serving all VW Parkside employees and student._ EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~v• Lake Cruise Line in Lab Oc:ncva, WlSCODlin ii looking far dedicated, mature, hard-workina individuals interested in a variety " employmall opportunitiea wodcinawith III acunion boa& camplllY lbil season. Opoii"88 avallabl,e in t1ut followlni area.,• •Food Service Personnel . waiters/waiircssca eatcra-1 bartenders -Office Staff telephone rcservllionisis tidcct seller, •BoatCrewa •DockHanda Pull summer season (June, July __ ., • A ·1, M s .. .,, August) employment. p1ua pmt__. aricasesayW, eptember, and Oc10ber available. Flexible hours available ii • e recommend that lie .a.. Lake Geneva area and r app 8nla be individuals who are from..., often difficult 10 ob1-in, ive thezc during the summer. Seuonal houlill ii Contact Harold or Ellen at Oaicv 414-248-6206i :_.. . • Lake Cruise Une at 1-800-SS&-5911 « or,. .. onnationandapplicati om AM 4:30 PM Monday through Friday. on. acehoun 8:00 • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 24, March 26, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-03-26 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System battle of the bands board of regents finance club first amendment parkside student government association (PSGA) racism school of liberal arts https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/befb3a59773108a304933cede97b9058.pdf 76a2afd219435ba55795598058a6980e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Jerry Brown urges America to "take back the power" Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document iliiiPllIIout SectIon designed communication center Pullout ildle best kept se- 1M Slate," says Ben DeaD of the School .. TecImoIogy. see Page3 M16 II die midst of a violent till_feminism that uses .... beaulyasapoliu- apinst women's ad- • said Naomi Wolf. See Page 3 L.s of the free and .... \'1:. For many 1I_~velopcd ca.iAg to America is ._come nue. They lhI1luic freedoms such ofspeecll, .. JlIeIS that many AiiIi'" lib for granted .. See PageS • k,.opInlon, shadd c:oIleges and tri- .... th't1plCial !l!IfamnG810 milority ~ In llldw 10 increase minority Ail? 64 37 35 10 9 7 6 2 1 4 3 It)'lllr opinion, shadd c:oIleges and uni- ~th'tlplCiallJll.aljoo to minor' ..... In onler to ilcrease minority W' ail? .. - ..... - 44 51 20 35 6 7 3 8 223 ~ b"" American Way, a ... -row ll"lUP, CllfIImissioned a tel&- ...... IIIVIr 011,170 black, Hspanic, and ;.:, 15-24 ~ oIdI to det8nn1ne their J~,~~~wn urges America to ''take back the power" ADdy Patch movement that brings together Ruger News Stair people sucb as those in tbia 1'00III ~y .. .aparty (tbatprolllOleS)13- mg, change, ambillon, and yes, grass roots activism •.• . "What we need against Bush IS a real alternative. BlISh bas the N~~ World Order, a $280 billion mil.l~ budget, super power policimo ...while our cities aredy- ing, wbile our students can't af- ford to get into college. ..bey, the New.WorldOrderisbere,inWis- consinl" Brown, 54, isa bacbelorand Yale Law School graduate, He served as chair of the Ca1ifornia Democratic Party in 1989, but re- signed in 1991. He served two terms as governor of Ca1ifornia from 1975 to 1982. America, according to Brown, must heal itself and sus- tain itselfbefore it can deal with theproblemsofothernations. This includes the United States' prob- lems in regards 10 the environ- ment, education, defense, and health • Brown proposed to cut de- fense spending by 50percent over the next five years and to reinvest that money in fighting illiteracy, unemployment,anddestruction of the environment "TbeCold War is over- we no longer need ob- scene amounts of military spend- . "For people that feel ~ Just a little bit is all we ~.thenyou'vegotyourcan- ~dates, Bush and Clinton. But if?'Otl think tbat there is some- ~gfimdamenta1!y wrong, tbat we re not getting at the heart of what's holding us apart and holding ~ back as a people, thenrou vegotanotherchoice. That swhatyouseerighthere!" These were the words of Democratic presidential candi- dale Jerry Brown last Thurs- day, as he spoke in the Union Bazaar. Nearly 500 UW-Park- side students, faculty, staff, ad- ministrators, and citizens of the surrounding communities at- tended the afternoon rally. Brown stressed that America needs a president that will do more than just the "small" changes proposed by Bush and Clinton, but some- thing more sweeping, and more relevant to the people of this country. He suggested a gnISS roots campaign and a New World Order in the United StaleS. "You need a choice. You need a grass roots political ",,,,,,,,,,,,"a.~ Presidential candidate Jerry Brown spoke to a crowded audience last week at UW-Parkside's Union Bazaar. ing," Brown said. cancer than to cure iL" "Health is "We need to reduce the stress the right of every single tax payer." on the environment, " Brown staled. Brown supports a Canadian·style "We're spending more to cause COn/itwed on Page 2 Additional teaching certification changes announced By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Additional changes have been made in the Teacher Education Program. BarbaraJ. Shade, Dean of the School of Education staleS, "Although 1know this may aeate some problems forindividua1s seeking 1icense,1 hope they understand the Depart- ment of Public Information bas perceptions of how teaehers should be trained for the schools of the future." Changes in the education program in- clude the addition of advising cards, PK-3 Program, a Teacher Education handbook, General Psychology, Introduction 10 Human Development, Field Experience and Meth- ods of Teaching, Applied inslJUctional Me· dia Fandamentals of InstnJctional Comput- ing: Educational Psychology, and new certi· flClllion requirements in reading. Additional changes include reading classes, Educational Field Experience Practicum, Fundamentals of Music, Music Methods-Elementary, Middle School, El- ementary Methods Classes, and Educational Curriculum/Course Instruction. "I want them to know tbat the research supports these changes. Students now are different and have more needs than before," Shade said The PK-3 program bas been submitted, but is not yet approved. No additional kin- dergarlen licenses will be granted after July 1,1992. Ifswdents are interested in seeking certification for presehoul/k.indergarten through grade 3 they must fill out a new petition indicating their interest. Individuals who meet the qualifications will be the first to be admitted to the progtam. Students can receivea listofthe required courses from Dr. New,progyamcoordinator,orSharonPetl1lcb in Advising and Certificatioll. Generat Psychology and Introduction to Human Development are applicable SbJ· --- dents wbo began teaCher education programs as of Janusry 1992. Swdents can move into appropriale 300 level development without these prerequisites. Students chould be certain that thecJass is in education and nota psychol- ogy section PK·3, Education 337 Human De- velopment-Early Childhood 1-9; Education 338 Human Development-Middle and Late Childhood 6-12; Education 339 Human De- velopment.Adolescence K·I2. New certification requirements in read· ing are also being established. Last year, the Department of Public InstnJction said tbat the reading courses that were required for certifi· cation were not sufficient to meet their re- quirements. As a result, a new cJass. Educa- tion 335 Children's Liler8ture in the Content Area. will be required of aU students seddng certification in grades 1-9• Math chaDgcS include tbe317 MlIIh ill tbe EJoueu .. y andMiddloSc:bool wblcbbllbeetl Co/tIlIIWd DIt PtJII2 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 25, April 2, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System ben greenebaum career day feminism golf jerry brown liberal arts https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c16c454f2157b72a962e3569cfeab499.pdf 048207dd6499532188868f29dacaa113 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Riot rocks Union Square dance on March 28 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 26, April 9, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-09 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan disabilities diversity labor movement women's center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/1962706c0a1dd46743b275f691d69051.pdf fcdbc2da8d4aece824399ea4b274a241 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Consensual relations draft meets with disapproval at UW-Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE LOOK Student Health Services "SHS is the student's answer to the medical question," explains Sandra Rlese, director of SHS. See Page 3 WLBR The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's one and only radio station, WLBR, is in need of your assistance. This may be the opportunity you have been waiting for. See Page 3 Governor Tommy Thompson On Monday, April 20, Rep. Spencer Black, D-Madison.encouragedcitizens to pressure Gov. Tommy G. Thompson to sign Bill AB590 into law. This comprehensive energy bill was approved by the State Legislature in March. See Page 5 Senior Citizens A divided UW Board of Regents rebuffed a horde of letter-writing senior citizens Friday April 10, refusing to allow them to audit classes for free. See Page 5 Editorial What did you think of The Ranger News? See Page 8 College Fund-Raising Private Donations Carthage College 1985-86 1986-87 1987-88 1988-89 1989-90 1990-91 1991-92 $1.05 million $1.52 million $2.25 million $ 2.05 million $2.17 million $ 3.45 million $3.60 million UW-Parkside 1987 $133,700 1988 $174,800 1989 $246,000 1990 $262,000 1991 $360,000 Source: Journal Times Recycle IVIe Decision on Professor Dennis Dean possible By Dennis Clarke News Writer Dennis Dean, a UW-Parkside professor of English and humanities accused of four counts of sexual harassment, is still waiting for word on his future. Dean has asked for an open appeals hearing before the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents. However, no date has been set for the hearing. "The process is to arrange a briefing schedule for the parties involved," said Judith Temby, Secretary of the UW Board of Regents, whose office is in charge of coordinating the hearings. "That is in line with the usual practice. But a date has not been set yet for the hearing." The parties that are directly involved are Dean, his attorney, Mark Nielsen, and the UW Board of Regents Person- Dennis Dean nel Matters Review Committee. UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan says she hopes tob e part of the proceedings also. The hearings will be open to the public if Dean requests it. Kaplan cannot definitively say why it is taking so long for the hearing to begin, but she notes that the matter is no longer in her hands. "It's off the campus," she stated. "It's been in the hands of the Board Continued on Page 2 £ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 28 April 23,1992 Consensual relations draft meets with disapproval at UW-Parkside By Andy Patch News Editor Recently, the Sexual Harassment Committee drafted a statement regarding consensual relations between staff and students at the UW-Parkside campus (presented in the January 23,1992 issue of The Ranger News). The statement has met with disapproval from various students and staff members, including associate professor of philosophy Aaron Snyder. The first concern to be addressed regarding the statement, Snyder believes, is the necessity of such a document at all. "The presumption, I think, is that all members of the university community are adults, and OT certain libertarian priniciples...rational adults are entitled to make their own decisions about consensual relations." A second concern expressed by Snyder questions whether or not such a statement should be incorporated into the sexual harassment policy. "Consensual relations" necessarily includes the consent of both parties in- Kaplan spends day in wheelchair as part of Disability Awareness Week volved, whereas harassment is coercive, or non-consensual. Third, Snyder notes several problems with the content of the statement in general. The most important of these lies with the concept of a "definite power differential." "It's clear that certain relations are to be discouraged, but it's not clear what the boundaries are. For example, if I'm your dissertation supervisor and you and I get into a romantic or sexual relationship, that's a no-no. If you're a student registered in erne of my classes...then that's a definite no-no - and I think on that most people would agree." Is there a definite power differential between a student and professor when the two are in no way academically related, possibly even from differing departments? Snyder believes not Finally, Snyder questions the purpose of the statement in general. He states that it was Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore not made clear to him, both in the document itself and when he asked the committee, what the statement was intended to do. "If its just a statement (and not a policy)," poses Snyder, "why bother?" Further, "Is it the intent of this docu- Continued on Page 2 By Andy Patch News Editor Early risers at the university last Tuesday, April 14, had the opportunity to see UW-Paikside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan in a new light Kaplan, in recognition of Disability Awareness Week, spent half of the day touring the campus and fulfilling her regular duties in a wheelchair. The purpose of the exercise, in addition to supporting. Disability Awareness Week, was to gain a stronger understanding of the difficulties faced by disabled students at UWParkside and to draw attention to specific areas in which the university needs to improve in its accomodations for the handicapped. Kaplan believes that the experience has made her better able to empathize with disabled students and to see the problems with which they must cope. "[My experience] gave me a deeper respect for the challenges that the physically disabled students face. As a person responsible for this institution, I was made much more aware of the limitations of the buildings..it really reminds us that we need to constantly be on top of those problems, and not simply say 'Well, we'll get to it Continued on Page 2 DESIGN FOR DIVERSITY New minority students, UW-Parkside YEAR GOAL ENROLLMENT 1988-89 84 97 1989-90 91 88 1990-91 99 90 1991-92 106 109 Total undergraduate minority enrollment Minority Percent Year Enrollment V of total 1989-90...— .......328......... a. ».«*. •H..UU(.6>7% 1990-9t«« t't* 347 4 Wm. ^..7.0% 1991-92. •MrtcUW-SyM J2 THE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 In The News April 23,1992 Campus Calendar Ffiday Saturday •Play: "Comedy of Errors" 7pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Admission-$5 students, $6 guests •Film: "My Girl" 7:00pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (Sponsored by PAB) •Play: "Comedy of Errors" 7pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Admission- $5 students, $6 guests •Film: "The Addams Family" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (PAB) •Film: "The Addams Family" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (PAB) •Gran Baile! featuringLa Experiencia. 8pm in the Union Square. $3 in advance for students, $4 in advance for guests, $5 general admission Kaplan's day with the disabled Dean asks for open Board of Regents hearing Continued from Page 1 of Regents'office since February." Kaplan notes that the Board of Regents is rather busy. "These things take time. The Board of Regents members work full-time so finding a time to schedule it is just a lot more complicated than it appears." However, the board members aren't the only ones with jobs. Dean also has professional responsibilities and would like to get on with the proceedings as soon as possible. "It's a difficult situation now because we're coming up on final exams and grading, and that's a somewhat sensitive area as I'm sure they (Temby's office) are aware." However, Dean doubts thatth e hearing will occur anytime soon. "I don't see that it would be very likely at all that it would ktae place before the end of the semester." Dean is rater displeased with the rate at which matters are moving. "They (the Board of Regents) are going fairly slowly on this matter, and some of the obvious excuses such as the fact Chancellor Kaplan was applying for that joba t San Jose no longer apply." Kaplan had been considering taking the position of president at San Jose State University in California in March. Asked why the proceedings are taking so long, Dean simply said, "I wouldn't want to second guess the Regents." Temby noted that more information on the hearings may be available within the nexttwo weeks. The UW-Parkside Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee in December made a recommendation to Kaplan that Dean be suspended for a year without pay, stripped of his tenure and forced to receive counseling that would be monitored by the campus' sexual harassment committee. The recommendation came after the Rights and Responsibilities Committee's November hearing at which Dean and his four The case at that point went to Temby and the Board of Regents. Dean vehemently denies that he is guilty of any sexual harassment and feels that he is being harassed by Kaplan's administration as a result of criticisms he has made of her in the past. Continued from Page 1 tomorrow.'" The university has made strong positive steps in die last several years in accomodating handicapped students (including restrooms, automatic doors and drinking fountains, and lifts in Main Place). "But," states Kaplan, "there is still a great deal more to be done." "We are aware of things that need to be done, and we're working on them. Parking is a problem for us, in that we don't have enough handicapped parking spaces (additional spaces will be added this summer)...Theelevators have been a frustration for all of us." (Attempts at upgrading the current elevator systems have been hampered by state budgeting officials) "Unfortunately, there are things we can do nothing about - the inclines on the bridges between the buildings, the lifts in Main Place - they work, but they're a little scary. The problems with the elevators, the library stacks..." "Werealize that there isaproblem, but making them more accessible to the disabled would require such major reconstruction that it would be simply cost prohibitive." (Library staff are, however, willing to find whatever resource is needed upon request) UW-Parkside's administration is not alone in its attempt to better accomodate handicapped students, however. "We have a 504 Committee chaired by Carol Cashen, with several students and staff members from the university, including Gary Nephew and Sandra Riese, that has been looking for problem areas on campus. "Every time they find a specific problem that we can deal with, we assign someone to fix it Some things, like the library stacks, aren' t fixable, but 95 percent of the things are. Recommendations that have been taken thus far include (handicapped) signs being posted more immediately, the Main Place lifts being checked for operation on a daily basis, and food service line accessibility." Regarding Disability Awareness Week in general, Kaplan was very positive. "I thought is was a very successful week. I think Gary Nephew and the students who were on the committee deserve great credit - they put together a very good array of activities (such as the various speakers, the wheelchair basketball game, etc.).~and were able to make people aware and a little more sensitive." Kaplan stresses thei mportance of such activities for her and the other administrators that were involved in the program. "It was important to experience [life as a disabled person] from the perspective of someone who has to do it every day." Disapproval for relations draft "They (the Board of Regents) are going fairly slowly on this matter, and some of the obvious excuses such as the fact Chancellor Kaplan was applying for that job at San Jose no longer aoolv." Dennis Dean accusers, Kimberly Meyer, Wanda Leiting, Melinda Thomea nd Jackie Arena, testified. In January, Kaplan wrote a letter to Dean informing him that she disagreed with the committee's recommendation and wanted him fired. Continued from Page 1 ment to preclude or discourage sex relationships? The document doesn't make it clear. I asked that question to the Sexual Harassment Committee, and their reaction was zero...Are we opposed to coercion, or are we opposed to sex?" Several students, when asked about a university policy on consentual relationships between students and faculty, expressed support for Snyder's arguments. Says senior English major Carlise Newman, "I think it's [the statement] stupid because we should be able tod o what we want, but, if it's, say, a student with a professor who teaches their class there might be some discretion needed..." "I don't think it's any of the university's business what faculty and/or staff and students do on their own free time," states Mike Paupore, a junior business major. "I think that we're all adults and that we can handle our own lives without the interference of other people." Adds student Lisa Dukowitz, "I think that that policy is kind of immature...I think that as college students, we should be able to have relationships with whomever we feel, it's not like we're children anymore..." Further, Snyder expressed concerns as to whether or not opposition to the statement are and wil l be taken seriously. "I spoke to the Sexual Harassment Committee and I raised some concerns about the statement, but I'm afraid that they were not listening too hard; they did not seem to be interested in my concerns...They heard me out, they were polite, I think they were sleeping through most of what I said, and when I had my say, they said Thank you,' and I left." Snyder states that he would like to initiate further discussion on both the issue and the statement. Correction International Day, held yesterday, was sponsored by the Parkside International Club, notthe Hispanic Organization of Parkside as stated in last week's issue. April 23,1992 Campus News THE RANGER NEWS, Page 3® UW-Parkside's Student Health Services brings affordable health care to students on a budget Parkside's Student Health Services is one of the campus' best kept secrets By Scott Singer Layout Editor What do you do when you are in need of medical care on a budget? Where do you go when you have questions about your health or are in need of health supplies? Answers to these questions can sometimes seem difficult for students. Fortunately, there is an answer; the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's StudentHealth Services (SHS). SHS offers answers to these questions and more. "SHS is the student's answer to the medical question," explains Sandra Riese, director of SHS. According to Riese, SHS offers a wide range of services for the student, and many for faculty as well. SHS offers routine care, acute care for illness and emergencies, counseling, health education, wellness promotion, and more. "SHS is perfect for the student because we offer so many free programs," said Riese. "If a student needs to make a visit to a physician, he can go toS t. Catherine's Family Practice Center, which offers office visits at no charge after being refered byS HS," explained Riese. The center is located conveniently in Talent Hall. In fact, convenience is one of the strong points of SHS. "A student can walk in and in a relaivt ely short period of time receive free routine care," explained Riese. Such care includes strep screens, TB skin tests, immunization, pregnancy tests, and more. Other services are avai lable at a low cost to the student This includes contraceptives supplies for a low cost, distributed in complete confidentiality. The current price for ten condoms is $1.00. Of course, confidentiality is stressed at SHS. "All medical records and patient visits are completely confidential. No one can have access to your medical files without your written permission," explains Riese. In addition to ther outine medical care offered, SHS offers professional counseling and referals. Areas covered include alcohol and drug concerns, depression, eating disorders, rape, incest, suicide, and relationship issues. "SHS has hired Marcy Cayo as the new alcohol program coordinator and counselor. She will be a valuable addition to our staff and will be coordinating our Peer Educator program as well,"s ays Riese. Cayo is currently available in the Peer Educator office. The SHS office, located in Molinaro D115, is open Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. On Monday and Thursday the office is open until 6 p.m. Student Health services is the answer to the students medical dilemma. Professional care can be arranged by calling SHS at 595- 2366. The alcohol program and Peer Educators are available in Molinaro D124 and can bere ached at 595-2365. UW-Parkside radio station recruiting WLBR is Parkside's student run radio station Anna Curl Assistant Layout Editor Attention those of you looking for some convenient, on-eampus job experience, or should I say "excellent resume filler?" The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's One and only radio station, WLBR, is in need of your assistance. This may be the opportunity you have been waiting for. Currently, WLBR broadcasts programming based upon students' requests into the Recreation Center. Also, there has been talk of a possible "cable system" out to the dorms. From malfunctioning equipment to scarcity of DJ's to its relocation down to the Recreation Center, WLBR (Wisconsin Low Budget Radio) has undoubtedly been through a lot. However, now is your chance to get involved and make a difference by devoting some spare time toward the revitalization of WLBR. The open 1992-93 WLBR Executive Council positions include: Station Manager, Public Relations Director, Music Director, Programming Director, Technical Director, and Disc Jockeys. Applications for these positions are available in Union 209, the Student Activities Office. If you have the slightest bit of interest in music, the radio industry, broadcasting, or even just an opportunity to have fun while gaining an invaluable learning experience, then look no further. For more information, contact the Student Activities Office at 595-2278 or the SOC Office at 595-2244. Speakers discuss the problems of german reunification GGrraanntt TL.anrrssepnn .... . ... Feature Writer German natives Thomas Schuller and Hubert Goldbrunner spoke at a discussion at UW-Parkside on Wednesday, April 15, concerning theproblems and prospects of modern Germany after reunification. The men are on vacation traveling throughout the United States for two weeks and are stopping at a few colleges during this time. Both presented, according to their areas of expertise, several obstacles that a unified Germany must face in the present and in the future. Mr. Schuller is an information specialist with the Amerika Haus in Frankfurt and specializes in cultural and journalistic exchange between the United States and the =========== Federal Republic of Germany. He believes that one problem to ownership of property in the affecting every citizen of Germany former East Germany. make decisions and mediate disagreements in an attempt to smooth out the new troubles caused by reunification. One job of the government is to work out the thousands of claims Resurgence of r ightwing political groups, the financial effects caused b y t he w ithdrawal of American troops, and the future of th e at hletes fr om the former East Germany. is the inherent difficulty in attempting to merge two peoples who have not been interactive for over 40 years. "Buildup in the east," he states, "must be compensated by a decrease in the living standards in the west. It's hard for people to change their attitudes." The German government is in a difficult situation since it must Schuller explained that when Germany began its unification process the question arose whether West Germans who had owned property in East Germany before WWII should receive compensation for their lost property or whether the land should be returned to the owners. The current practice, Schuller says, is to return the land to the original owner. This policy means that the government has the burden of making decisions on hundreds of thousands of claims for restitution. Schuller talked about the Institute for Environmental Problems, a newly created group formed by the government to discuss solutions to the terrible waste and pollution problems in the former East Germany. Schuller explained that these problems are caused in large part by the use of inefficient brown coal in the factories. The Institute is working on a plan to clean up the environment and update the factories so that the air, water, and land in eastern Germany will not continue to be polluted. After Schuller's presentation, Mr. Goldbrunner brought up a few problems he recognized facing a recently unified Germany. Goldbrunner designs and implements social programs for troubled youth in Munich so his experience in counseling and educating the youth of Germany gives him a unique view of some of the social problems facing the country after reunification. Goldbrunner explained that the youth from eastern Germany "like their freedom," but this freedom also introduces several social problems that must be handled. There are many youths in eastem Germany whose ethnic background is Tuikish, but these youths are also second generation natives of Germany. Goldbrunner explained that this is a problem because these youths consider themselves German, but the ethnic Germans disagree whether or not these Turkish youths should be citizens of the Federal Republic of Germany. Goldbrunner says that there There are many youths in eastern Germany whose ethnic background is T urkish b ut these yo uths are a lso second generation n atives of Germany. has been some physical conflict over this issue, but the government is attempting to define and solve the problem. Goldbrunner also stated that one of the main social problems facing Germany is the integration of the educational systems of eastem and western Germany. A few of these decisions being made in Germany are how to give equal opportunity for higher education, how to smoothly institute English as a mandatory language in studies, how to make French and Latin the recommended choices in language studies instead of Russian, and how to find professors willing to teach in the former East Germany. Schuller and Goldbrunner addressed questions concerning other impacts of the reunified Germany. These include the resurgence of right-wing political groups, the financial effects caused byt he withdrawal of American troops, and the situation concerning the future of the athletes from the former East Germany. Schuller suggested that once tire problems are identified, the difficult decision for the government is how to spend and invest the tight budget of the united Germany. Should more money or less money be spent on education, infrastructure, foreign investment, production, or social programs? He proposes that these are the unanswerable questions that will materialize as the unification process continues. THE RANGER NEWS, Page 4 Feature April 23,1992 Shuttle Bus Colleen L. Clemins Staff Writer Almost everyone at UW-Parkside has made use of the shuttle bus service. But what do we really know about these men who drive us around campus? The listing posted on the bus merely says "morning, Duane" and "afternoons, Ron" ,but there is a lot more to these two men than that. Duane Stipek drives from 7:00 a.m. until 11:30 a.m. He starts his day out byc hecking out the busa nd to make sure it's running properly. He begins picking up passengers at 7:30 a.m. although there are not many at that hour. He finds his work to be pleasant yet sometimes monotonous. He does not mind. Before starting his job atUW-Paikside Duane thought he might have some problems with students but nothing of the sort has occurred. service: The men who drive us around campus Duane grew up in Cadot, WI, northeast of Eau Claire. He lived in Racine for about a year, but he has spent the last thirty-two years in Kenosha. Duane has been married for thirty-four years and he and his wife have five grown children. Duane leads a busy life. He worked for Chrysler for several years, but is now retired from there. He also worked in a train depot for Metra before coming to UW-Parkside in September of 1991. He enjoys traveling, playing horseshoes and fixing up old cars in his spare time. Duane finishes driving at 11:30 a.m. and that is when Ron Formella takes over. Ron is also retired from Chrysler and has done a numb er of different things since retiring. Among these things he has worked for the Illinois Lake County Forest Preserve and drove a bus for the Kenosha Achievement Center before coming to UW-Parkside in January 1992. Ron enjoys his job, especially meeting new people. He says his job can be monotonous and he admits he would like to drive the bus the wrong way around Inner Loop Road one day just to break the monotony. Ron is from Sharon, WI. He lived in Milwaukee for several years but has resided in Kenosha for the past twenty-three years. He has been married for thirty-two years and he and his wife Patricia have four children. Ron keeps busy in his spare time by helping his wife, who is a full-time realtor. He enjoys bike riding, bo wli ng and collecting rocks from the different places he's visited. Ron is also a student at UWParkside, but he hasn't decided on Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore Shuttle Bus driver waits for a student a major yet. He has been attending UW-Parkside for several years on a part-time basis. And as far as graduation, he feels his thirteen year old daughter will probably graduate from college before he does. After getting to know a little more about these two men iti s easy to see th^t there is a lot more to them than what the sign says. Getting a Job Is Serious Business Fear of rejection in your job search A Breadth of Knowledge at UW-Parkside By Jo Ann Goodyear Director, The Career Center As graduation approaches, friends and family ask the "famous" question, "What are you going to do after graduation?" Students often rationalize or try to explain away their fears regarding their fate after completing their degree. Fear of failing in a job search can keep students from honestly frying to look for a position. Rather than invest in a potentially long, depressing job search, students protect themselves by withholding effort. Such an approach becomes a trap: If you don't lode for a job, you can't find one. To overcome anxieties, graduating students need a job search strategy. To get started, candidates need to: • Assess job related skills • Define job target • Identify prospective employers and then launch a campaign. Remember, you need to generate "no's" to get to "yes"! The Career Center staff stands ready to assist students in many ways, before and after graduation. Take advantage of this free source of advice and encouragement! By Christopher J. Daniel Staff Writer Since the First c lass of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, the university has offered a variety of courses developed to ensure students of a liberal- based education. At the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, these courses are called Breadth of Knowledge (BOK). Breadth of Knowledge courses range from geography to political science, with many fields of study in between. Although it may be said by some students that thBe OK courses are a waste of time and energy, many students feel that they positively profited from the courses offered. These students provided the following comments. "The diversity of courses provides students with a well rounded education," states Monique Ritacca. She goes cm to e xplain how she gained a greater appreciation for the arts after taking an art appreciation course. Another student, Colleen Clemins, believes that "today's students need to be knowledgeable in a variety of areas." The BOK courses immensely offered assistance in the effort to receive a complete education. For example, the political science course that Colleen took gave her a "greater understanding of the political world." Junior Henry Owens states that at first he did not want to take any of these BOK courses; he took them because they were required. However, much to his surprise, he realized that he enjoyed many of the courses. As a result, Henry took a much greater interest in those other areas. These statements only reinforce the idea that learning allows the individual to understand the world around him or her, and that learning in this respect can be quit e rewarding. If this is so, what belter way to learn than at a university with all of the professionals of that particular discipline here to encourage and assist you personally? It would be so much easier for students to do well in these courses, if they wentintotheseBOKclasses with an open mind and a dedicated spirit. Anthony Brown, director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, also adds that it would be extremely helpful if students would take an active role in seeking advising early on to ensure that courses that would most fit our individual academic needs would be taken. So, the next time you happen to take one of these required courses, do it with an open mind, an open heart and a smile. Who knows, taking one of these courses may change your course in life! Join THE HANGER NEWS Call 595-2295 All Majors Welcome!!! April 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 5 Regents stand firm on fees for elderly Mike Dorsher Wisconsin State Journal, A divided UW Board of Regents rebuffed a horde of letterwriting senior citizens Friday April 10, refusing to allow them to audit classes for free. On a 10-6 vote, the regents affirmed their year-old policy of requiring state residents age 62 and older to pay 30 percent of the normal audit fee. Non-resident senior citizens must pay 50 percent of the non-resident audit fee. Under a policy revision, disabled students of all ages are allowed to audit classes for free. Each campus' chancellor may waive audit fees for the needy of any age, but courses may only be audited when there is extra room in the class. After the board replaced the policy that allowed free auditing by the elderly, the number of those auditing classes fell from 235 in summer 1990 to 108 last summer, and from 940 in fall 1990 to 441 last fall. As a result, the new fee revenue totaled less than $36,000. "The amount of money may be small," regent Bert Grover said, "but the principle is not" "Non-need-based entitlements are taking America down the tubes," Grover said. 'This institution ought not get into discriminatory policies." Regent Lee Dreyfus argued for free auditing for the elderly, noting he instituted the policy more Celebrate a well informed summer break By Christine Bunkers Staff Writer With summer break on the horizon, end of semester parties ensue. Parties, big or small, can be found all over town. But what is the connection between letting one's hair down at the end of the semester and chemistry? (Yes, chemistry.) The connection, when drinking occurs, is the blood alcohol level (BAC). This past winter two chemistry students from the University of Wisconsin-Parkside campus conducted an experiment which served two purposes. The first was to test the accuracy of alcohol consumption charts, and the second was to determine whether or not the legal limit of. 10% was too high, too low or average. The results may surprise you. They may even effect the way you feel about the current legal limit Matthew J. Lopour and Michael Riley under the supervision of Dr. Richard Judge tested urine samples to determine the exact blood alcohol levels after having consumed enough alcohol to place them at the .10% level according to consumption charts. Both Lopour and Riley consumed six -twelve ounce beers in one hour at the rateo f one every ten minutse. They then proceeded to drink three more twelve ounce beers over a period of two more hours. Urine samples were taken at two different times. The first one was taken one and ah alf hours after consumption and the second was taken three hours after. According to the chart, at the one and a half hour interval their blood alcohol levels should be between .08 and .09%. At three hours the chart placed them somewhere between .11 and .15%. At the first testing, Lopour and Riley were approximately between .06 and .07%. At the second, Lopour's BAC was .0889% and Riley's was .1594%. Riley weighs ten pounds less than Lopour and began drinking on an empty stomach. What conclusions did the experiment provide? The good news is that the alcohol consumption charts are fairly accurate. This experiment reaffirmed the understanding that weight and stomach content do effect the level of intoxication. Finally, according to Lopour, who at .09% could barely walk or keep his eyes open let alone take a sobriety test, "...the legal limit in Wisconsin is way too high." Scratch magazine due out soon The new magazine you've all been hearing about will soon be hot off the presses! UW-Parkside's student publication, Scratch Literary Magazine, will have its Spring 1992 issue available at the campus bookstore (upstairs) the week of Monday, May 4. Previously unpublished works from UWP's students and faculty, including short and long fiction, essays, poetry anda rtwoik, are featured in the magazine. Help support this new endeavor and your fellow writers, poets and artists by purchasing a copy (or two). Price per issue is $3.00. For $1.00 more. Scratch can be mailed to you by filling out the order form below. Remember, Scratch will soon be accepting submissions for the Fall 1992 issue. Watch for details. r ~i Scratch Literary Magazine Supscription Form Spring 1992 Name: Address: City: Phone: State: Zip:_ L Please send me [ 1 copy(s) at $4.00 / each TOTAL: ($3.00 cover price plus $1.00 postage and handling) MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Mail to: Kristine Drewek, Editor Scratch Literary Magazine 1232 Milwaukee Ave. South Milwaukee, Wl 531 72 j Black pressures Gov. Thompson than 20 years ago when he was chancellor at UW-Stevens Point "It enhances class discussions to have someone on hand who lived through the Depression and World War II," Dreyfus said. "They become a very real academic information base in that class." But, for now, regent Obert Vattendahl suggested senior citizens save their money for audit fees instead of spending 29 cents apiece on letters to regents. The current senior citizens' audit fee of $60 to $70 for a threecredit class is still a good deal, said regentPhyllisKrutsch. And it will seem like an even better deal after those senior citizens who used to audit for free "fade away," she said. By Jackie Niles News writer On Monday, April 20, Rep. Spencer Black, D-Madison, encouraged citizens to pressure Gov. Tommy G. Thompson to sign Bill AB590 into law. This comprehensive energy bill was approved by the State Legislature in March. In his presentation at Racine's Unitarian Church, 625 College Ave., Black explained that Thompson has threatened to veto AB590, which is designed to force state government to use renewable energy resources and enact new conservation practices. AB590 would also discourage the Wisconsin Energy Commission's proposal to build 57 new coal-powered energy plants. Black encouraged residents to request that their state legislators vote for programs aimed at using renewable energy sources and reducing energy usage. According to Jenny Clark and Jeff Appenzeler, both juniors and members of the Geoscience Club and Racine Area Earth Day Organization, Black stated that, "The Midwest and the Great Plains states are the Persian Gulf of wind energy and can produce all the energy we need." Wind could also generate more energy than the 57 coal-fueled power plants currently being proposed, claimed Black. As evidence for the effectiveness of wind-generated energy, he pointed to the state of California, where legislators have relied on wind and solar energy sources, and thus, have generated more energy than all of Wisconsin's power plants. Black also noted that the Midwest has more available wind-energy than California. Black criticized the Thompson administration for focusing on highway building projects, instead of concentrating on light rail and other forms of mass transportation. He stated that Thompson plans to use the majority of this year' s $224 million in federal transportation aid for developing highways. Black also said that he was unsuccessful in budgeting $70 million in federal funds to promote rail, bicycle, and pedestrian transportation projects. The conservation of energy is as important as promoting renewable energy sources, emphasized Black. He plans to introduce a comprehensive conservation policy that would save $26 million next year by replacing two million lighted exit signs in public buildings with 10-watt bulbs, instead of the 44-watt bulbs currently used. Not only would this save an estimated $13 for each exit sign, but it would also eliminate the need for one of the proposed coal-powered energy plants. The State Representative also criticized universities, which are supposed to be centers of learning, for not having recycling programs, when prison centers have been able to initiate these programs. While there have been several discouraging factors concerning renewable energy and energy conservation legislation, Black is confident that Wisconsin will become one of the leaders in this legislation as it was with recycling legislation when it passed Wisconsin 335, which bans several recyclable items from landfills by 1995 and is considered one of the nation's most comprehensive recycling laws. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 pm THE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 Feature April 23,1992 Public Service Announcements WILDLIFE HORIZONS ORIENTATION HERE AT UWPARKSIDE. If interested in rescuing, rehabilitating and releasing wildlife in the Racine-Kenosha areas, attend the Soup & Substance meeting Friday, April 24th in Union 104 at 12:00 noon. PRE-MEDS & NURSING STUDENTS ADD EXPERIENCE. Blood pressure screener training at GTC in Racine on May 1 &8from 8:00AM - 1:00PM. Become a monthly volunteer for St. Mary's Charitable Foundation after completing the required training. All students welcome. Call 595-2011 today. 3RD GRADER NEEDS FRIEND. Eight year old boy needs male student to be a tutor/friend, any day M-F, any time between 7:30-3:00 for next 4 weeks. Unhappy boy would thrive on the extra attention. Say YES to as little as 1 hour a week. Just 5 minutes from campus. See Carol in Career Center. EARTH DAY IN RACINE NEEDS VOLUNTEERS FOR 2 HOURS. On Saturday, May 2nd many volunteers are asked to clean up the local parks - lake front and Lincoln Park from 9:00-11:00AM. Refreshments and seedlings will be given to all volunteers. Ask a friend, club members and/or family members to join you. Sign up in the Volunteer Office or call 595-2011. For more information, stop by the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. Head to Wall MTV-120 Minutes rocks Chicago Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Thursdays are back at Coral Reef! Mixed Drinks If I Shots R-' Vr yt/ Cans of Beer Every Thursday is a Party! April 23rd Black Sambuca Party! April 30th Dr. McGillicuddy's Party! tFree T-Shirts ^Raffles ^Discounted Shots 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 By David Debish Writer Having a slight time problem with outside responsibilities and activities, Sam and I elected to introduce you all to our good friend Dave Debish, who will take the helm for this week's column. We had the opportunity to see the MTV 120 Minutes tour at its stop in Chicago on Friday, April 10, during a private showing for Northwestern University, and figured it might make for a good review. Anyway, heeeeeeere's Dave! Thank-you Sam and Andy, but before going into the review on the bands I must say that that first I had heard about Blind Melon, LIVE, PIL, or Big Audio Dynamite II preforming together was on April 10 at 1:00pm. After limited negotiations Sam and Andy kidnapped me and commandeered my vehicle forcing me to pay the tolls and gas out of money I planned to use to buy tickets to see Comedy of Errors. Upon arriving at the Aragon Ball R oom I had to convince a Northwestern student to purchase a ticket for me and the conversation went as follows: "Hey you want to buy me a ticket?" "Why should I?" "I lost my ID and can't get in." "So What" "I'll give ya five bucks." "OK." I entered while Sam and Andy were still stuck in line because their names did not appear on the guest list. While Sam and Andy waited to be approved on the guest list I watched as a woman in her forties tried to pass security with the 'line'. "I'm the mother of one of the band members." I thought 'RIGHT' why didn't I think of that until Shannon the lead singer for Blind Melon walked up and waved his mother and their entourage in. After half an hour Sam and Andy finally begged their way in. Thus began the adventure. Blind Melon rocked the stage with their opening number as a subdued Northwestern crowd chatted about exams and annoying professors. Shannon, the lead singer, at one point tried to get the crowd going by throwing his socks into the masses. This got a limited response; however, Shannon mocked the students by repeating the verse 'Are you in a comma' in his last song. By the laconic response he received from the crowd my guess is that they were. Grade: A Following Blind Melon was LIVE with another exciting selecors. In the years ahead, what kind of memories will you have when you see your school colors? If you choose the Wisconsin Army National Guard, some of your best memories will probably be in different shades of green. There was the green you earned to help pay for college by serving in the Army National Guard. The 50% tuition grant More than $6,000 through the Montgomery G.I. Bill. And up to $10,000 in the Student Loan Repayment Program. Then there was the green you wore as you mounted roaring helicopters and speeding M-l tanks The green that hid you from the "enemy" in rugged terrain. And the green that represented your friends' envy about the skills you were learning - in computers, electronics, communications and other technical fields. All it took out of your college life was about two days a month and two weeks each year. But it was one unforgettable experience - and a lot of colorful memories. Put Army National Guard in your college plans. Call Sgt. 1st Class Byron Barnes (414) 656-6496 50% Tuition Grant Montgomery G.I. Bill Student Loon Repayments WISCONSIN NATIONAL GUARD Americans at their best tion of songs. LFVE's stage presence was less than desirable f or they seamed to fumbled around the stage look for spots to sing or play, Spitting into the audience, and tossing condoms into the thrashing crowd. but considering that all the band members were under twenty-one they still have time to work it out Even if this band did not know where to play they knew how to play and by their quality of play they are definitely a band to watch for. Grade: B PIL headed by the lead singer Jonnie Lydon, former lead singer for the Sex Pistols, appealed to the crowd by swearing, cursing, spitting into the audience, and tossing condoms into the thrashing crowd. Their songs were far from being tight and meaningful, but the fact that he mooned the fans four times helped make up for the purpose of their being on stage. The only joy this band brought was that they loosened up the crowd. Unbelievable, this band played three encores in which I was tripped, trampled, and punched. However bad this treatment may seem nothing can compare with the treatment Andy received after venturing to close toa Northwestern woman. We knew this because she turned around and sucker punched Andy in the jaw. Grade: F Big Audio Dynamite II crashed the stage with a performance that made the preceding bands seem professional by comparison. Unfortunately the fans felt this worthy of thrashing to the point that people had to be escorted out by security and women had to run for the back for fear of being trampled. The only redeeming factor this band held for me as that we left early, thereby avoiding traffic cm the way home. Grade: CWell that concludes this week of beating my head against a wall. Next week Sam and Andy will be back with their review of Concrete Blonde's "Walking in London". April 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 7 Gary Nephew: "If you have the right attitude" By Frank Mejia Special to The Ranger News Who is that short, dark, and handsome guy that comes down Molinaro Hall every morning with a smile on his face? It's industrial relations senior, Gary Nephew. Nephew was bom with spina bifida, a rare birth defect that exposes the spinal cord. There was not proper knowledge for treating this defect in the 1960's and therefore Nephew is paralyzed from the waist down. At two years of age Nephew's biological parents put him up for adoption. For the next two years, Nephew wentf rom one fosterh ome to another until, at age four, his elementary school bus driver, Paulene Stiles, and her husband decided to take him in for good. At age five, Nephew wanted to attend a mainstream school, but Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore Gary Nephew works out Social Services felt he belonged in "normal" school. a mentally disabled home. Nephew and Stiles fought an uphill battle and won. Nephew, with the helpo f a wheelchair, was able to attend a "If you yearn for something badly enough, you can achieve anything - if you have the right attitude," says Nephew. Throughout his junior high and high school years, Nephew became actively involved in sports - with much opposition from his wrestling coach. However, with perseverance Nephew made Kenosha Tremper High School's varsity wrestling team, and held the school's record in pull-ups for three years. In May of 1990, Nephew took fourth place in a West Allis weightlifting tournament. He benched 205 pounds while competing in the 118-pound weight division. Nephew has won many distinguished student awards and has held numerous positions in organizations. Nephew is a member of Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE) and theP arkside S tudent Government Association (PSGA). In the past week, Nephew has received well-deserved attention from the Racine Journal Times regarding his outstanding coordination of the activities for the UWParkside's Disability Awareness Week. When Gary Nephew's name came up in a conversation freshman Bridgette Bowitz stated, "I've never seen Gary's disability stop him from doing anything. He's very determined." PSGA president Eric Bovee said, "Gary's a right hand to me. He does a lot, if not more for our organization than any other member." When asked what he will miss most about UW-Parkside upon graduation, Nephew replies, "I'll miss all the people I've met and worked with through all the organizations I've been involved with." THE Sessions: 1 session - $6.00 10 sessions - $35.00 TAN Hours: Monday - Friday 9:00-8:00 Saturday 9:00 - 4:00 Sunday 9:00 - 2:00 3311 - 60th Street "Kenosha, WI • 652-5515 •your Country Denier Since 1918' (414) 843-2361 Announces: 1992 GMAC College Grad Program. A $400.00 bonus to college grads, in addition to current rebates. See us for details. University Dining Services & The Parkside Union Present " Customer Appreciation Day" Featuring The Wild, Wackey Wonderful World of Wednesday, April 29 Union Square 11:30 am -1:30 pm & 8:00 pm -10:00 pm FREE ADMISSION MGM Recording Artist Has Appeared with Jimi Hendrex, Violent Femmes, Cheap Trick, Etc. Only Entertainer to have Played Carnegie Hall & a Bowling Alley in the Same Month. Look For Food Specials Too... And Thanks For Your Patronage! f THE RANGER NEWS, Page 8 & 9 Editorial What do you think about The Ranger News? By Dan Chiappetta Editor-in-Chief As the 1991-92 academic year comes to an end. The Ranger News needs help from UW-Parkside students, faculty, staff, and administration. The Ranger News has gone through many changes this year, from our new name to the quality of writing. At the beginning of the year, we set out to accomplish three goals: 1) Cover more news, and to make it more interesting; 2) Improve the quality of writing; and 3) To make the newspaper look more attractive. We were the first to reveal the Omar Amin story, the Dennis Dean story, and the NCAA's investigation of UW-Paikside's Men's Basketball team story. We also did special stories on UW-Parkside's Administrators, so the U\ Parkside community would be aware of these individuals who make import ant decisions concerning our education. The Editorial/Opinion pages covered issues dealing with sexual harassment, racism and sexism, free speech, and the poor communication lines between administration and faculty, and administration and students. We felt these issues were important issues to deal with on a college campus. We changed procedures around so the quality of writing would be better, more creative, and more interesting. We added an extra copy editor to the staff this year, as well as having one specific staff member assist our writers in any way possible. We also attended a journalism workshop, where programs discussing news writing, and investigative reporting were offered. To improve thea ppearance of then ewspaper, we added more graphics, more color, and first time color photos. We also improved our layout and paste-up procedures. At times, we were unable to provide the kind of news, feature, and sports coverage we would have liked to because of our serious budget deficit, but we triedo ur best What do you think of this year's Ranger News'? Have we accomplished our goals? What can we do to improve the quality of the newspaper? Your voice is very important Let us know what you think... the good, as wella s the bad.W rite al etter to the editor, write to the QUE boxes available around campus, or just let someone on staff know what you think. ) Politik from Parkside Crime is a golden By Bill Horner Columnist "The total bill for corrections, including jails, police, and the court system, came to$ 25 billion in1 988, lOtimes what was spent a year earlier. (A. Crittendon, New York 1989) ScottTicer of Business Week states that "A gargantuan prison construction boom devours about $65 million a week." We spend billions of dollars every year on our criminal justice system. This system is supposed to prevent/deter and punish criminal behavior. What is wrong with this system? Why doesn't it work? Why is crime increasing on a national level every single year? \ "Nearly 2% of all adulst -3.4 million people are in prison, jail, on parole, or on probation." (Ticer) Crittendon writes"... and what have we bought,..^ country where one out of 10 adult black males is egg tist to figure this one out. The American criminal justice system is clearly a "Big Business." Individuals, communities, states, business, and the Federal Government reap a gigantic finacial reward for their role in the growing "Business" of crime. The economic gains resulting from the expenditures associated with the present criminal justice system clearly outweigh instituting any alternative system that would generate less of a financial reward. It would seem that the present criminal justice system is in the business of promoting, producing, and manufacturing crime. Criminal behavior increases yearly. The profits to the justice system increase yearly. The American criminal justice system is a business that is constantly renewing and reinforcing itself. unronunate!^ it does not allow for anv alternative methods that mav not be Editorial / Opinion April 23,1992 Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: This is an open letter to say thankyou o our faculty. April 20-24th was spring break for most public and private schools in the area. (Racine/ Kenosha) Many students, who are also parents of school age children, had no one to care for their children either in part or for all the vacation. All my professors, and all the professors, I hear d about, were just wonderful to our children. They actually went out of their way in many cases to make the children feel comfortable. Thank You again for trying to make the educational experience a little easier for the non-traditional students. Jackie Kusters To the Editor In the April 7th issue of the Journal Times there was an article on the minority enrollment here at UW-Parkside. This article stated that the fourth statewide report on the UW System's Design for Diversity program showed that since 1988 UW-Parkside has consistently been near or above its minority student enrollment goals, in addition has exceeded the goal for hiring minority faculty. In this article, chancellor Sheila Kaplan is quoted to have said that the report shows diversity efforts UW-Parkside started before the U W system implemented its master plan in May 1988. Sheila also said that she has made this a personal priority even before the regents entered into the Design for Diversity program. So Sheila, now that you have met your personal goal for recruiting minority students, I want to be the first to say congratulations! But, now that we are here, do the diversity efforts here at UW-Parkside have any plans on how to keep us here? Or let me put it this way, now that you have us here Sheila, how do you plan to retain us? Are you assuming that just because you have recruited and retained more minority students than anticipated that the problem is solved? Come on Sheila, you're not responding to the needs of minorities. For example, the CECA office here is far too small. If you plan to adequately serve the increasing number of minority students here, this is the place to start; because right now it's virtually impossible to properly do that. Sincerely, John Taylor Notebook Waiting for better weather Editorial Note: The Ranger News would like to introduce and welcome the newest member of our EditioriallOpinion page. Dave Chmielewski Columnist 6:00 a.m., Monday, April 20,1992. A soft warm rain falls in the gloom of dawn. This weekend, spring finally arrived. Easter, if wet, was warm enough to leave the jacket at home. Yet the landscape is winterlike. The grass is beginning to green up,butthetreesarebare. The farm fields are barren, too wet for activity. Only the crocuses and woodland violets seem to be in bloom. Still, it is the twentieth of April. If we get a sunny afternoon, stay indoors. The ~ u„i : came more aware that day. Awareness had led to some action. In the aftermath of the first Earth Day,.Congress enacted environmental legislation setting limits on air and water pollution from factories and automobiles. At the local level, we now recycle more of our wastes. Yet, the impending environmental disaster is more palpable than ever. A hole in the ozone layer has appeared over New England this winter. We can now see the end of playing in the sun and can only guess the fate of plant and animal species that can't hide in the shade. Satellites silently observe the disappearance of the tropical rain forest. The bluefin tuna fishery in the NorthA tlantic isd isappearing for reasons that are not altogether clear. Acid rain is turningl akes in the northeastern limit our choice in personal vehicles. We recycle, but we don't like it. Who can enjoy separating trash? Perhaps another reason that the environmental degradation continues is that activists follow too closely the dictum "think globally, but act locally." Who today is taking on the global polluters, outfits like General Motors that export capital from the United States to third world countries for both the low wage labor available there and the unlimited right to pollute? We seem to think that our only impact on that can come from the ritual to elect whatever Democrat comes along every couple of years. Do we forget that the initial environmental legislation after the first Earth TVm> Ain-inn tV ic* oilminio tntinn ftf and what have we bought,..^ country where one out of 10 adult black males is now living under some form of correctional supervision, including probation and parole..." Folks, it doesn't take a rocket scien- Unfortunately, it does not allow for any alternative methods that may not be effective. Why should they, why should they kill the goose that laid the golden egg. Gabe's Gab The new Hacker By Gabe Kluka Columnist The computer is a great tool. That is what most people who know how to use one will tell you. I agree. After a frustrating session of programming, I am certain that I would have no problems using a computer to drive nails or break up concrete. They are fairly heavy, and you could probably get some really good impact if you swing one using the power cord. Hacker is a name for someone who is a deviate computer wizard. Usually hackers cause trouble by creating computer viruses, or by getting into other peoples computers and messing up or erasing files. Unfortunately, the majority of us are denied the pleasure of being able to mess around and screw things up. This is due to the fact that those little machines make drooling idiots out of us about 80% of the time. However, this does not prevent us from becoming computer hackers in a different sense of the word. If you chop a computer up with an axe, you qualify. You can proudly say, "Yes, I am a computer hacker. I hack them to bits with my trusty hatchet." My favorite thing about computing is the sheer anger it can generate. It isn't the blow upk ind either. It'st he slow roling boil type. If you have ever sat down and watched people work in the library, or in Molinaro You can proudly say, "Yes, I am a computer hacker. I hack them to bits with my trusty hatchet." 118, you will see some amazingly funny things. People will get very mad at the terminal, to the point that they have converbioom. still, it is the twentieth of April. If we get a sunny afternoon, stay indoors. The natural explosion will be overwhelming. I was reminded this weekend that Wednesday is Earth Day. I participated in the first one 22 years ago. I went with a group from my high school for a touro f the Milwaukee sewerage plant. In the afternoon, we picked up trash along the highways leading toU nion Grove, finally parading our booty down Main Street We besationswithit. Usually these conversations go like this like this, "What.., What did I do now? Hmmm... WHY are you beeping at me! Arrgh! You stupid machine! Hey! Give me my paper back! Pleeease give me my paper back, I p romise I'll never call you a bad name again!", or like this, Machine! Sh** SH** SH**! DIE!". People who are normally quiet and reserved, will growl and moan like angry dogs. It's all very pleasant. I firmly believe that if there was some sort of outlet for people's computer frustrations the incidence of heart attacks and other fatal occurrences would drop markedly. This outlet could either be a place without any artificial intelligence, or a room with baseball bats and foam rubber computer terminals. Of course, if you had the latter, the sound of breaking glass would have to be heard every time you hit the foam rubber terminal, justt o give it thatt ouch of realism. As for me, I am going to try and build a house with one. I hope it works out. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road. Box 2000. Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParkside, who are solely responsible for itse ditorial policy and content. Letter to Editor Polky The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Lettersmaynoiexceed2S0wordsand should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 5 pn on Monday. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive, libelous or misleading information, will be returned to die author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters for spelling and grammar. k ii&irciy ui uicr*uiui siuaiiui; 15 uisappearing for reasons that are not altogether clear. Acid rain is turning lakes in the nor theastern United States into lifeless cubic zirconia. You get the picture. How can this be, 22 years into our love affair with the environment? Part of the reason, perhaps, is that we separate the environment from our daily lives. We'd like a clean environment as long as it doesn't interfere with the factory where we work, or %J1 ^UUd. JW lUig&l UiM UIV IIULUU environmental legislation after the first Earth Day came during the administration of a conservative Republican president? It's not the candidate that matters but the movement Forgive me. I tend to get excited about this stuff. The sun is rising and the low clouds seem to be clearing off. Maybe today well begin to see the exuberance of spring in southeastern Wisconsin. Enjoy. THE RANGER NEWS is seeking applicants for the position of EVERYTHING (well almost everything) Call 595-2295 or stop by WLLC D139C , THE RANGER NEWS STAFF MaruSiJiFdlnr """" " Daniele Chiappetta HS - Gwen Heller „ -MSSBSDSBST Dave Chmielewski, Jackie Niles SJtSTpHirtr" TedMclntyre Phnfn """""""""" * LenAnhoid ..MikePaupore Sf ."...DonAndrewski,Cloves Cook, Shannon Corailo Bill Horner, GabeKIuka, Sam Manchester, Andy pSch ' BobBarowski, DenresClarke, Buslnws Man^r36 l^WT,^n' "••••••••—..Donna Walstrom s&v . Andrew McLean, Jan Nowak, Stuart Rubner &ecuflveCffK;tS THE RANGER-NEWS, Page 10 QUE Suggestions/Responses April 23,1992 QUE Suggestions/Responses SUGGESTION: The quality of the Ranger has really improved this year. The feature stories on administrative personnel were especially interesting and well-written. Overall, the paper is interesting to read and appears more professional. Keep up the good work! SUGGESTION: Kudos to Dan Chiappetta and the whole Ranger staff for producing a top quality newspaper. Gwen Heller's series on Administrators is excellent and a much needed means of helping us come to know them on a more personal level. The Stranger News was a hoot from start to finish - very creative. Gave us all a good laugh. SUGGESTION: Use paper products (rather then styrafoam )(sic) and recycle garbage. RESPONSE: By January 1,1993, the state has mandated that UWParkside and all state facilities recycle 50% of their solid waste, as a beginning. Plans are being formulated at present to initiate the recycling program. There are camps both for and against paper or styrofoam usage. College Students Good jobs for good people Register or reactivate now for summer assignment preference. Outdoor, industrial, and clerical work available. PERSONNEL PLUS Temporary Serv ices Racine 633-7575 601 Lake Avenue Suite 300 Kenosha Racine 658-8687 CUSTOMER Wednesday, April 29 Thank You for Your Business this Year We Hope You Enjoy Siggy Snopek! •••APPRECIATION SPECIALS*** Coffee Shoppe: BBQ Chicken, Corn, Potato, Salad, Dinner Roll »>• $2.99 Deli: Buy one Sub and Get Second One For Half Price Dining Room: 4:30-7pm: Mexi-Platter... Tacos, Burrito, Nachos $2.99 UnionSquare: ll-2pm: BBQ Chicken, Com-on-the-, Potato Salad, Roll $2.99 Square: 5-7:30pm: Chicken Jack Combo With Small Punch/Lemonade »>• $3.49 Some proclaim that using paper depletes our supply of trees, hence "the greening effect". Some others say styrofoam does not biodegrade properly. Until all the studie s are in, there proba bly won't be any major changes in the use of one product over another. We presently use some of both materials. The best solution woul d be to strictly use non-disposables. Then you couldn't take out your food unless you brought your own container! SUGGESTION: Why can't the Coffee Shoppe hours be retur ned to normal, the prices reduced on food, and the Union Square hours opened earlier? have had to purchase an additional 1800 forks a t a cost of $435.00, 1200 spoons $198.00, and 600 knives - $270.00. These items are taken and/or thrown away by customers in the Union Dining Room. That amounts to almost one complete table setting for each customer that goes through our operations each day. Again business dictates the hours of service for an operation, and the avoidance of duplication of services in 2 areas that are in close proximity. RESPONSE: From Jeff Wade Presently we are temporarily closing the Coffee Shoppe at 6:30 pm based on the amount of business or lack thereof after 6:00 pm in the evening. We researched the sales and found it to be primarily soda and beverage sales. We also observed many people using the vending areas while our operation was open, purchasing soda, which is a duplication of service. We did at students request, open the Deli on Saturday evenings. I have been involved in the food service industry for 16 years and have never experienced a decrease in the cost of food or labor. Every year those two costs, which are the major determining factor of food prices, have increased which eventually gets passed on to the consumer. Another major cost to be considered in the prices charged fo r food are the replacement of equipment This school year alone, we SUGGESTION: Expantian(sic)of art department. RESPONSE: The Art Department agrees that it would like to expand. It has requested two additional positions, an art historian and agraphicsdesign specialist Unfortunately, the School of Liberal Arts does not have a large enough budget to add these positions. Because of the size of our university, we sim ply cannot hire faculty in every area of study. We have set our priorities carefully, and we know that they will not satisfy every need. SUGGESTION: It is difficult for me to understand why the University allows Dr. Datta to force students to get his personal approval to register for Biology course. I meet with my advisor, get her approval and then have to stand before Dr. Datta's inquiry! No other department head is allowed to wield such heavy-handed power. It's also offensive for me to see all those closed section signs on so many science (and business) courses on the first day of registration. What QUE . ,: gives? How can the courses be closed when registration opens up on the first day? Most departments state the prerequisites and leave it to the student to have the responsibility to select courses appropriately. Biology and Business treat us like babies and give us the runaround. So much for QUE... RESPONSE: From Arthur Corr The designation T-CLS (temporary close) was used to prevent students who did not meet the requirements from registering for upper level courses in the School of Business. The 300 and400 level courses have specific requirements in addition to the individual course prerequisites. They are: 1. Completed a minimum of 54 credit hours 2. GPA of at least 2.5 - with and without transfers T-CLS did not mean that the course was closed. It indicated that students needed faculty authorization to take the course. During advising business students are informed of the process and are given written permission to register for upper level business courses. I have been informed that T-CLS will no longer appearon thescreen; students, however, will still need written permission to register fo r 300 and 400 level courses. This does not apply to 200 level business courses. Attention Student Leaders: IP Very Involved at Pailuidt l l J l i l SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS May 4th, 12 noon. Union 104 The transition of leaders doesn't always run smoothly. It is Important to pass the gavel without letting the hammer land on someone's head! We will discuss the importance of effective communication between the old and new regime and the roles each leader should be playing in the transition. Thla series Is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further Information, please call 595-2278. * er 9{tws University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B THURSDAY, APRIL 24,1992 Section B SF0RT5WRAP A WRAP-UP ON WHAT'S INSIDE • Breuing Success Ranger track and cross country star Tricia Breu discusses her success formula with Tim Roberson in a special article to the Ranger. B2 • Doctor's Orders Ranger sports correspondent Dr. L. gives us the low down on the NBA playoffs. According to the Dr., the Bulls are in. B2 • Green is Grand Ranger second basemen Greg Green earned Athlete of Week honors after a stellar performance at UW-Oshkosh last week. B3. • This Is It The intramural basketball championship is tonight at 7:30. Story B2 Schiesser halts search for new coach Ex-coach gains court injunction to delay Athletic Department By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor Former UW-Paricside men's Basketball coach A1 Schiesser has obtained a temporary injunction preventing the university from hiring a new coach to replace him. Schiesser's contract was not renewed for the 1992-93 season. He obtained the injunction in Dane County Circuit Court, pending a hearing April 23. Schiesser claims the university did not give him adequate notice that his contract would not be renewed. According to vice chancellor John Stockwell, the university is required to notify a coach one full year in advance to his dismissal "He (Coach Schiesser) was given proper notice that he his contract would not be renewed." said Stockwell in an interview. Jennifer Lattis, an assistant Wisconsin attorney general representing UW-Parkside in the case said she will seek to have the restraining order annuled. Chancellor Kaplan, Athletic Director Linda Draft and S tockwell have indicated that the dismissal of Schiesser's job was due to a recalssification of his job, and a requirement that the men's basketball coach have a master's degree and teach within the athletic department They also indicated that the dismissal was not due Schiesser's 40-70 UW-Parkside coaching record or the National Collegiate Athletic Association investigation of team players allegedly receiving gambling chips from a booster on an Iowa riverboat in January. The injunction will currently halt the search for a new men's basketball c oach which has seen over 50 applicants for the position of head coach. Chancellor Kaplan said "At the moment, it doesn't delay anything, if the order is continued, that could be a problem for us." Alan Schiesser, famous for his slow down style of hoops has pulled the ultimate stalI gaining a court injunction halting the athletic dept. search. A1 or no Al? Ex-head men's basketball coach Alan Schiesser is halting the Athletic department search for a new coach. Supposedly he would like his job back. We asked students: Do you think Al Schiesser should be head coach again? Yes 3 No 106 Rangers defeat powerhouse Titans in 1-2 weekend By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor The Ranger baseball team bounced back from two tough losses Friday and Saturday to gain one of their most impressive wins of the season beating NCAA i n second ranked UW-Oshkosh 6-2 at Oshkosh Saturday afternoon. The Rangers, now 8-13 on the season after the 1-2 week, lost Friday to UW-Whitewater at Whitewater 6-1. The Rangers wasted a great outing by pitcher Scott Fletcher. Fletcher went the entire eight innings and gave up 12 hits but just one earned run. The Rangers had four errors in the first inning and two in the third getting three runs in each inning. That was the story of the game for UW-Paricside. The Rangers came up with a run in the eighth but it was too little too late. "We have not played enough games to get the rust out." explained coach Pete Peerenboom. "We battle consistency. Sometimes, we battle (consistency) at the plate, sometimes in the field and sometimes on the mound. When you commit six errors in one game, your not going to beat anybody." Saturday the Ranger woes continued with bad luck as they fell one run shoit in a pitchers dual between Kelly Zielinski and UWOshkosh's Joe Gasph losing 2-1. The nationally ranked Titans and Rangers were scoreless through five and a half when Oshkosh scored. The Rangers tied the game in the sixth on right fielder Dave Coughlin tripled in centerfielder Domonic Delrose. The Titans won the game in the bottom of the sixth when they capatalized on an error by Marc Thompson at short and scored on a walk and a bunt The Rangers won 6-2 in game two, behind Brian Crandall, who pitched five and two thirds innings and gave up four hits, and Paul Phillips who went one and a third allowing just one hiL The Rangers broke the ice scoring one in the third and twoi n the fourth and sixth then one in the seventh. The Rangers were sparked by second baseman Gregg Green who went three for four and drove in a run. "We both played flawless ball but we outhit them and that was the difference," said Peerenboom. RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 April 24,1992 Breu an all-around success for Ranger squad ' B y TIMROBERSON Special to the Ranger Good things come in small packages, that's what the UWParkside track and cross country coach and teammates can say, because they are the ones who obtained this small package. The inside of this package contained a five feet, six inch young lady by the name of Tricia Breu. Breu was born in Marshville, WI., and later moved to Aubumdale, WI. where she attended Auburndale High and started her yellow brickr oad which led her to UW- Parkside. She grew up on a farm with her parents and three other sisters. Breu qualified for state all four years in high school, and that's what led to her stardom and having the choices of many colleges to choose from. After visiting many colleges to see which one she would attend, Breu decided to attend the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. As Breu puts it, "The reason I chose Parkside was because of the atmoshere, the dorms, and the teacher/student ratio." Breu came to University of Wisconsin- Parkside in 1988 and started making her marie in the classroom as well as on the track and cross country courses. During Tricia's freshman year, she worked forthe Volunteer Program, in which she helped the school and society by working in soup kitchens to help serve the poor of Kenosha. Breu also helped in a program called, "Kinship" in which once a month, she would take a child from a single parent home and take him or her to an activity or special event Additionally Breu distrubted flyers in Kenosha for recyling. Through these services, The University of Wisconsin- Parkside recognized Breu as a "Volunteer of The Week." Breu made it to the cross country nationals her first year at Parkside. Some of Breu's other accomplishments came during her junior year in which she placed second at nationals and first for UW- Parkside. She finished second NAIA and third in NCAA. She also set a new UW- Parkside record in the 1500m, at a time of 4:34, and earned All American honors. In achieving these accomplishments, Breu has not only made a name for herself and UW- Parkside, but she has also given state wide recognition to an otherwise, unknown Aubumdale athletic program. Breu credits a lot of her motivation and will to work hard to her younger sister, who comes and watches Breu participate at her meets. She also credits her mother and father for taking the timeo ut to ride bikes with her, and do other fun activities. As Breu put it, "If it wasn't for my coach and teammates pushing me and encouraging me, I wouldn't have accomplished all these goals." Breu plans on graduating in December and after that she wants to teach. Breu is pursing a degree in Education and Psychology. She also plans on getting her degree in Psychology, and hoping to go on and be a Child Psychologist. Breu plans for running in a track festival Doctor prescribes Bulls as a shoe-in Dr. L. rates the field in his NBA playoff analysis Now it is time for Dr. L to shine once again. The NBA playoffs have arrived, and the Doctor of Sportsology has the answers. This year's playoffs begin with two words: Chicago Bulls. To better understand this, first let's look at the Eastern Division. Besides, the Bulls, Dr. L sees twoteams who have a realistic chance of destroying the champs. First, let's start with the Boston Celtics. Let's face it, this team is getting hot at the right moment heading into the playoffs. More interestingly, they are doing it without the "Legend." Any possible minutes Lairy plays in the playoff is only an extra bonus. If Boston survives first round date with Indiana, they can be headed on a collision course to meet Chicago in the Finals. If they do, Dr. L says they have a chance, a very real chance. With Lany in there, things can only look that much better. > The other scenario would be Cleveland facing the "Champs" in the Eastern Conference Finals. During the season, Chicago has diverted much attention away from Cleveland. Cavaliers have had a great season, which has been helped by the return of Mark Price. Brad Doherity is very solid at center, and Larry Nance has had another solid season at forward. However, Cleveland has too many unanswered questions. The On Sports by Dr. L. Sports Guru biggest question is who will guard Michael Jordan? Craig Ehlo is out, and I don't think Steve Kerr is the answer. Biggest problem for Michael is, how many points should he decide to score - 50, 60, 70? Final Analysis, Chicago will repeat as Eastern Conference Champs. The only question in theW estem Division, is there a team worthy of playing the Chicago Bulls at this point Dr. L sees, Portland as having the best chance to meet up with the Bulls, and possibly dethrowning the Bulls? Although, the Trail Blazers face a difficult challenge in making it back to the "promise-land." They play a team called The LA Lakers in the first round. If they survive them, they will make a date with the "Champs." Overall, Portland has enough athletic-talent to match the Bulls. Might in reality, have even more. However, in the final analysis, Dr. L likes Chicago's team defense, and their half-count offense over Portland's. Two things which have prevented Portland from achieving what Bulls have. Thus, Dr. L picks Chicago ( like everyone else ) to repeat as champs. The only question left - the question of three-peat? Tricia Breu held by the NAIA in Germany, Switzerland, and Australia during the summer, in which, she will complete for the U.S. One key issue that Breu wants to stress is thast he would like tos ee more students come to college for the learning and not so much for the sports. She also want to stress that there is life after sports, and to make it in that life, you will definitely need a degree. Hollywood, Bad Boys set for rematch Tonight's intramural basketball championship features a rematch of last falls championship game as number one seeded and undefeated Hollywood (14-0) takes on fifth seeded Bad Boys from Biscayne (11-5). Holly wood beat Still Ugly and Straight P-No Cut in close games to reach the finals, while the Bad Boys rolled in three relative blow outs over We Improved, S.M.D. and Really Rottens. Hollywood has not lost an IM game since last October, their last loss, to the Bad Boys. The Bad Boys started off this season slowly before finishing strong. In their only match-up of this season, Hollywood won on a last second tip in by John Veenstra. Big keys to the game will be Hollywood's transition game, opposed to the Bad Boys tough half court offense and defense Campus oddsmaker M.C. "Juice" Jones has Holly wood as 12 point favorites. Rangers look to improve on successful 1991 campaign By JOEL MEADOW Special to the Ranger The UW-Parkside soccer Rangers finished the 1991 season with a 15-2-1 record overall and a final ranking of 12 in the NCAA DII poll. The Rangers are already busy making preparations for the 92' campaign. The Rangers face the difficult task of improving from the great success enjoyed in 91'. Despite the 15-2-1 record and a national ranking, the Rangers were denied a post season bid in their first year in division II. Strength of schedule was cited as a reason for turning down UW-Parkside. The selection committee decided that the Rangers did not "go to the well" enough times against quality teams. To remedy this situation and make the Rangers a more desirable and qualified candidate for selection, the Rangers will be playing some top level competition next season. The Rangers are making plans to play the NCAA II National Champions. The tournament will be held in Orlando, Florida. The Florida Institute ofT echnology has extended an invitation to theR angei soccer team to play in their tourna ment This invitation came just si> days after FIT won the national championship. The Rangers will also face division II powerhouse in the Uni versity of Tampa which finished the season with a 16-3-1 record anc a number five national ranking. The Rangers will rely on central core of seven seniors whic includes; Ron Knestruct, Bo Rodgers, Joel Meadow, Chri Ryan, Derrick Wilkinson, Osca: Toscano, and Nick Hemer to pro vide the leadership and means ncc essary to ensure a successful tour nament and season. UW-Parkside coach Rick Kilps has high hopes but makes nc promises about the upcoming sea son. "We are returning a lot o kids, but there is no guarantee we will be as good or better." With a strong group o underclassmem, senior experience and a little bit of luck, the Range soccer team will be on the road u post season play and a shot at the National Championship. April 24,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B3 All-American Skarda looks toward future By STARLIN STEVENS Special To The Ranger Senior wrestler Steve Skarda added yet another Ail-American honor to his list of accomplishments. It was Skarda's third in as many years ('90,'91, and '92). Skarda finished second this year in the National Athletic Intercollegiate wrestling tournament Skarda posted an impressive 27-5-1 record this season. In his career Skarda has won well over 80 wrestling matches. Skarda was pleased with his All-American honors, "I,m glad to be voted as an All-American, it's a great honor to be voted and thought of as being one of the best in the country in such a tough sport." The Wisconsin wrestling conference is one of the toughest and most credited in the country. Skarda WOT wrestler of the year in his respected district. "I'm just glad that all the hard work in the gym, training, and Steve Skarda mental preparation payed off." There is life after wrestling for Skarda. Steve plans to graduate in May with a degree in Secondary Education. Skarda wants to teach youngsters and coach wrestling at the high school level. "I'd like to get the young kids mentally and physically prepared to deal with college and life after school." Skarda believes that it is very hard to make the transition from the high school student star athlete to just another college athlete. Skarda wants to work with these to open their young eyes and minds so that they won't suffer mentally when the young student makes the transition. But before leaving, the threetime All-American plans to stay on and help Coach Koch with rebuilding the wrestling program. Overall, Skarda says, he has enjoyed UW-Parkside and being on the wrestling team. "I'm going to miss the guys, thter ips, and most of all the competition." Skarda is leaving us next May, but his photo and many achievements are up in the Parkside Wall of Fame for all to see. Intramural Notes: Slow pitch Softball is into swing, with games being played on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Men's action takes place on Monday and Tuesday while co-ed teams take to the diamonds at Petrifying Springs Park on Wednesdays. In Tuesdays games the Grapplers posted a win over S.M.D. II and Firing Shots beat V.B.J. 11-8 behind four hits from Tim Radke. Get your teams together now for three-on-three sand volleyball. More info on IM Board. Ranger News Sports - atftfete of tfu WuH Green shines against UW-Oshkosh This week the RangerNews Sports Staffe xtends ourm ostc elebratory and congratulatory compliments to that athlete of athletes who has epitomized exemplory performance on the field and off. This weeks top of the line, crem de la crem, 'A' #1, big fish of the week is Ranger second baseman Greg (that's one g on the end) Green. Greg sparked the Ranger victory over nationally ranekd UW-Oshkosh Saturday by going 3-4, stealing a base and driving a run. Against UWWhitewater Friday and in the first game Saturday, Green was 4-6 with three stolen bases. Green is a great asset to the Rangers. He is one of the best pure baseball players on the team and with his clutch ability at the plate and incredible defensive consistenty, perhaps the teams most solid player. Green has a nack for getting hits when the team needs one but most impressive is his defensive prowise. Green has committed just two errors in the last two seasons starting every game for the Rangers. A senior business management major from Winthrop Harbor EL, Green is a great plus for the Rangers and coach Pete Peerenboom. "He reminds me of Robin Yount," said Peerenboom, "he is never sizziling, but you can always count on him." Congratulatins Greg Green of the UW-Parkside baseball team, you are our athlete of the week. The Green File Position: 2B Year: Senior Major: Marketing JUCO: College of Lake County Don't miss the party tonight at Kenosha's newest HOT SPOT! Two Week Grand Opening Specials Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays $3.00 Pitchers Dance to the latest Jams with UW-Parkside's $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's Len Anhold on Chain Reaction's hot sound $1.00 Shots of Rumpleminze and lighting systems. Party with the Boys from Hollywood and the Bad Boys from Biscayne following their IM Championship battle Thursday at 7:30. April 24,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B4 Need a Car? Get your homework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. NCIIA Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Intramural Basketball Championship Tonight - 7:30 Hollywood (14-0) vs. Bad Boys from Biscayne (11-5) ACK IN TIME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 EVERY THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT This Week Featuring; $2.00 Pitchers • .500 Tequila Shots $1.00 Margaritas *.500 Cactus Juice $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jams Ranger staff member keeps busy By BILL OHM Special to the Ranger Every week you pick up this section and read a preview of the soccer, golf, wrestling, or the basketball team. Have you ever thought about all of the hard work and time that is involved in putting this sports section together? Here's a little backround of one of the men behind the scenes of the Ranger sports staff, Len Anhold. Anhold has been with the Ranger sports staff for the past two years. He has quickly moved up to the assistant sports editor and if elected would like to become the sports editor for next year. His dedication is apparent as you can find him in the Ranger offices all day long and it is not uncharacteristic to find him there until 2 or 3 in the morning. To go along with being assistant sports editor Len is actively involved as the student representative of the athletic board, an advertising representative to the Ranger, and he runs the in terminal basketball and football leagues on campus. Among many of Anhold's tasks with th e Ranger sports section is he does the layout, covers and reports on sports, takes pictures, and compiles statistics for the scoreboard. The Ranger scoreboard is unique because a scoreboard is rarely found in other college newspaper. "I've been very fortunate to have this hands-on experience and to work with all the people on the Ranger staff', Anhold stated. Not only does Anhold work as the Ranger sports editor, hec an be found every Thursday night at the ever so popular Chain Reaction working as DJ.L.A. Other interests Anhold has are playing any kind of competitive sport, collecting baseball cards, and socializing at local Parkside hangouts. Anhold plans on graduating in May of 1993 in Communications, and become a Quality Conrtol specialist, which involves setting up and maintaing quality systems. T)YOTA ACCEPTS SHEEPSKINS FOR CREDIT Here's proof that your diploma is definitely worth more than the piece of paper it's written on. In fact, it can get you into a wild, yet practical '92 Toyota Paseo. Or any one of our quality cars and trucks. Okay, motivated collegians, you can now take advantage of the incredible Toyota Class of'92 Retail Financing Program-if your diploma is from a fouryear college, graduate school or registered nursing program. Even if you're six months away from graduation. The hot scoop: Your dream Toyota can be SEE YOUR TOYOTA DEALER yours for no money down and a 90-day* deferred payment! We offer you all this plus special College Grad finance rates. For even lower monthly payments, talk to your Toyota dealer about leasing. So. call it a diploma. Or call it a sheepskin. But be sure to call 1-800-5- COLLEGE for the location of your nearest Toyota dealer and a brochure with full details and qualification requirements. TDYOTATMCC MOTOR CREDIT CORPORATION •Finance charges accrue from the contract date. Deferred payment no! inSaNe in New Jersey on vehicles with a cash seffing price of less than S10.000. ®l»2 Ipta Nfc-or Sales. USA. lot April 23,1992 Movie Review THE RANGER NEWS, Page 151 Ten movies to relieve the tensions of finals By Chris Tishuk Feature Writer The end of the semester is coming soon and with it many students will have to endure some of the most stressful and difficult weeks of the year. Are you starting to feel burned ou t and as if you're not going to make it through that last final? Maybe one of the many types of stress reliever is what is needed. You could have a huge bash in your living room and invite the entire campus to live on beer and cheetos for the entire weekend. But if you d on't have the time to clean the beer out of the carpeting or you don't wantyour hands stained orange for the rest of the month, there are otheraltematives that will require less time and lot less cleanup. Maybe renting a movie spoofing college would give you that well deserved and needed break. Or maybe you don't want to think about college at all and you just want to forget about everything for a couple hours. Here are the top ten tension relieving comedies. 10) The Graduate- Dustin Hoffman in one of his first major roles as a young man who competes for the love a lady and finally her daughter after his college graduation. Dark comedy rings throughout during this movie that still ranks as one of the all-time funniest 9) Annie Hall- Woody Allen's look at relationships comes complete with some of the best lines of any of his movies. "I would never join a club that would have me as member." 8) Monty Python and the Holy Grail- This movie would make anyone forget what was happening around him as Monty Python goes back to the days of King Arthur and the Knights of theRoundTable. A cow flung from the top of the castle, a limbless sword fighter, and a wedding massacre all make this one of the best spoofs ever. 7) The Freshman- Matthew Broderick is about to begin college in New York when a ll his money and clothes are stolen. To raise money he meets up with "The Godfather" (Marlon Brando) who gives him a job and all he asks in return is friendship. A great spoof of the Godfather movies. The lizard scenes are hilarious. 6) Fast Times at Ridgemont High- OK, so it's a high school flick and not college. The premise remains the same- a bunch of kids who think mostly about sex. 5) Back to School- Rodney Dangerfield in one of his funniest roles as he changes an entire college campus, transforms the students, and buys his way through school. 4) Hollywood's eroticfilm festival- never mind, wrong movie list. 3) AnimalHouse- John Belushi goes to college in one of the best college movies ever. How many people can achieve an absolute 0.0 GPA. 2) Blazing Saddles- Mel Brooks classic story of the old west where men punch out horses, women punch out men, and the fastest gunman in the west can't hold his hand steady. And the best all time funniest stress-breaking movie is 1) Airplane- the first team-up of Leslie Nielson and Zucker, Zucker, and Abrams is also their best There are so many sight gags and jokes throughout the movie you almost have to watch it twice to catch many of them. Mrs. Cleaver talks in jive and a doctor who says not to call him Shirley. So if you're beginning to feel you're not going to make it and finals are taking over your life, ran down to the local video store and leave the rest world behind for a couple of hours. 00 Posions Available Inventory project for a large Kenosha manufacturer the week of May 18th. 20 - 30 of these positions will last through August. Both 1st and 2nd shift available. Special interviewing hours 9 am-2 pm Saturday, April 25 Flexi Force 5201 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 634-0087 or 654-8444 The fine tn today's workplace. Bfite FORCE Ttmpciwiy SetvtcG Please bring a picture ID and Social Security Card. Applications also taken daily 8 am - 4 pm Monday through Friday or see Mike Plate. UWParkside Job Service after 1 pm weekdays. 595-2656 IF YOU NEED TO WORK TO GIT THROUGH SCHOOL. YOU NEED TO SEE UPS." • T need two things to get through school: good grades and money. I can take care of the first all by myself, and UPS is helping me take care of the second. They gave me a part-time job that really pays. "I make almost $10,000 a year for working about 4 hours a day, 5 days a week. Butgetthis. UPS has student loans that let me borrow up to $25,000 a year for college. Compare that anywhere else I also got my choice of schedules—mornings, afternoons or nights. My work hours fit around my class hours. Most students work in Operations. But you might get something in Accounting, Industrial Engineering, I.S. or Customer Service "No other company offers more to students than UPS. Talk to them. Get what you need to get your diploma." Openings exist at UPS Oak Creek, 6800 S. 6th St Shifts: 4:00p.m.- 9:00p jn^lO^Opjn. - 2:30a jn. Limited openings: UPS Sturtevant, 10240Hwy 11. Shifts: 4:00ajn. • 8:30a.m. and 5:00pjn. • 9:00p.m. WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FOR US. UPS DELIVERS EDUCATION UPS Representatives will be on campus: TUesday, May 512-30 pm - 4:00 pm Wednesday, May 612:30 pm - 4:00 Concourse next to bookstore For more information contact Mike Plate at Job Service,Talknt Hall, afternoons. Page 16 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING April 23,1992 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. D eadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. A ll classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Par1<side students are 250 per week run. A ll classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. P ayment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. N o refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger News, a nd its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The UW-Parkside Ranger News reserves the right to re fuse to pu blish a ny ad vertising at its di scretion. Please di rect al l inquiries to T he Ranger N ews' A ssistant Business Manager, Jackie Joh nson at (4 14) 595 -2295. FOR SALE 1 Communication Senior Seminar '92 welcomes speakers Carl Allsup ofUWPlatteville and alumnus Kimberlie Kranich to Communication for a New World: A Celebration of Diversity onThursday, April 16 at 12:30pm. See posters for more details. GX.O. ( Gay and Lesbian Organization) meets every Wednesday, in CART 142 at 10am. Gay and Lesbian Support Group. Contact Brad at x2650 or Women's Center at x2170. All Psi-Chi members wanting to purchase or borrow honor cords for graduation - please contact Lori Slager, (708)356-3280. Call before April 24th. Hey - you Psychology Majors and Minors - here's your last chance to join Psi-Chi National Honor Society! If interested, please stop in Molinaro 315 before April 27th!! Histoiy Club will meet Monday, April 27 at noon at bake sale. All welcome. Bake sale will be by Women's Center 10am -? Come and make your mark in history. Joe Papenfuss, Racine Unified Language Arts Director, 'Teaching English: today & tomorrow." Molinaro 111, 12:30-1:30pm. Brown bag lunch. 1976Honda550Motorcycle - runs great. Many new parts. Best offer 632-6828. Sony Camcorder. Brand new. 1 year warranty. 694- 1570, ask for Johnny. PERSONALS 1 PERSONALS I HELP WANTED Alaska Jobs: earn $3,000+/ month in fisheries. Free transportation! Room & Board! Over 8,000 openings. No experience necessary. Male or female. For employment program call 1- 206-545-4155, ext. 1768. Paid internship offered. Health care, advertising, and marketing. Summers & year round. Call 708-746-4290 in Zion, DL. MISCELLANEOUS Gently used books at The Old Book Comer, 312-6th St. (Racine) Monday - Friday 11-6 and Saturday 10-5. Madonna fans in IE: turn it down! Listen to some real music! Loopy, good thing you don't play steel darts, you would kill someone. Bashful. T.C., meet us for kamikazi's. Ian Sheridan. Sleepy, are you in love? Send me a letter on the computer. Loopy. Grumpy, we think you're cute, even ify ou don't smile. Loopy I & II. Barb and Mike - as a reminder - curiosity killed the cat, so next time when showering, please, put the cat out! Us. Stacey and Jay - so who's this Manos, anyway? When are we going to get together? Let me know. A. Loopy, do those pens taste good? What's your next stunt, eat a chevy? Grumpy. Congratulations, Andy Patch, on being selected Editor-in-Chief of The Ranger News of 1993. We wish you luck! The Ranger News Staff of 1992. To the Reverend David Boyd, you don't look stupid in the future, must be from hanging around the holy rollers. Bashful. 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SIt-In focuses on peace, unity between races UW-Parkside students and staff take part in sit-in to protest King verdict, violence By Andy Patcb News Editor Enragedandfrustrateddue IOcurrentnational events, over one hundred UW·Parlcside students and staff members took part in a campus sit-in, complete with impromptu speeches, prayer, and ~hants of "Freedom," at noon last Friday, May I, 10 Upper Main Place. The idea for the sit-in was developed by freshman Myron Jackson as a means of peaceful protest to the recent acquittal of the Los Angeles police officers involved in the beating of Rodney King, and the resulting riots and looting occurring in Los Angeles and in other major cities through- out the United States. Competing with the noise created by the OW- Parkside volunteer program ice cream social/auc- tion taking place simultaneousty in Middle Main Place, the sit-in began with a small group of students standing in a circle, holding hands and reciting the "Our Father," but soon expanded to a large number of students and staff taking turns speaking and chanting for peace and equality for our troubled nation. Jackson organized the event after hearing of the decision and reports of the violence erupting in South Central Los Angeles and the outlying areas. Theriots, which soon spread toothercities through- out the United States, resulted in over forty deaths, see Page3 Prof, Ron Singer The Environmental Protection Agency has classified the Racinel Kenosha area, along with only six other such areas in the country, as a severe ozone non-attainment area, a classification that is sur- passed in severity by only the Los Angeles area. see Page 3 Counselor's Corner Since this is the last issue of The Ranger News lor the spring semes- ter ,I thought I would call to your atten- tion several things that are not only important to think about, but in the long run could help reduce your aca- demic stress level (ASL). See Page4 RGng.r News pItoCo"'!fa. PGupt)r. UW-Parkside students, staff, faculty and administration took part In campus sit ill several thousand injuries, and millions of done 10 combat racism in the United States. doUars in public and private propeny dam- In times when no one was speaking, stu- age. dents simply sal,rbythmical1yclapped Iheir N"ter the opening prayer, sWdents sates hands, and chanted "Freedom." random members of the audience would get SWdentsexpressedgeneraloutrageand up, move to the center of the group, and disgust in the judgement of the case, view- deliver their views on wbatcan and should be Conlitwed on Page 2 Human Behavior and Society There is a major at University of Wis- consin-Parkslde that may fit your needs. The title ot tnis interdisciplinary major is Human Behavior and Society. The question may be asked, "What's that?" see Page 4 UW-Green Bay student dead By Andy Patch News Editor As summer rears its woundrousheadandalong-awaited summer break looms, we are once again reminded of the tragicconse- quences of drinking irresponsibly. At 1:11am on Sawrday, May 2, UW -Green Bay student Trevor SchultzofNew Berlin, Wisconsin, Senator Andrea upset over Di Simone regent rejection By Denllis Clarke Sen. Andrea had reeom- News Writer mended Di Simone previously, For the second time in one last June, when a position had year, GovernorTommyThomP- opened up on the Board. How- son has snubbed Kenosha resi- ever, Gov. Thompson selected dent Alfred S. Di Simone in Di feUow Republican Terry Kohler Simone's attempt lD gain a seat for the seat. on the University of Wisconsin TheSenatewentontodeny Board of Regents, ancd state Kohler, who had corne under Senator Joseph Andrea is none flTe as a result of comments he too pleased. had made regarding homosexu- "I Ihink he was the best aIs and South African blacks pick," said senatorAndreaafter being perceived as demeaning learning of the rejection. by many legislators, the chance Governor Thompson saw and instead selected Michael c things differently however, se- . Grebe,aMilwaukeelawyerwho tecting Kathteen J. Hempel'and had served as chairman of the John Budzinski for the two open state Republican party. seats on the Board of Regents. c Sen. Andrea was at a loss Di Simone had been rec- as to why Gov. Thompson ommendedtoGovemorThomp- would reject Di Simone for a son by Sen. Andrea. O-Kenosha. second time. Another Kenosharesidenl,Rob- "In my judgemenl," said crt J. Preston, had been sug- Sen. Andrea, "he had all the gested by state Representative credentials necessary for the Peter Barca. D-Kenosha. COII/itwed on Page 2 diedofheadinjuriesresulting from acaraccident 100 yards away from his dorm. Schultz's car roUed and lay upside down as a result of "speed tliofastforconditions" ontheCircle Driveway in front of the dorms. Schultz was thrown from the car, susWning the injuries that u1ti- ColI/iluled OIl Page 2 Volunteer Program The Parkside Volunteer Program began in July 1991 and by April 1992, approximately 300 students enroUed and had volunteeredover9.000 hours of community service. see Page7 Ednorlal II's lime 10 say goodbye! see Page 8 &,9 Letters to the Editor See who has a gripe! See Page8U Sports The Year in Review. See Section B I T I , , , I , In The News May 7, 1992 1'JIIl1lANGu NEWS, Page 2 UW-Parkside's sit in is the only way to get the attention of everybody, and that is exactly what that (the violence in Los An- geles) has done ... sometimes talk- ingjust doesn't really doanything." Adds junior communication major Starlin Stevens, "I can see where they would be mad, but 1 can't see killing people, looting, burning things down - they should fmd other ways to protest." Genera! reaction to the sit-in was positive. A strong mix of ethnic backgrounds was present, and while the function was only a small step in the fight for human rights and equality, itwas asignifi- cant one nonetheless. States Bennett, "(Through talking) we did something today. We came here and we talked, and 1 think this is important Racial ten- sions are very high on campus right now, but nobody is saying any- thing. Everybody came today . black, white, yellow, red - every- body came, and that made me feel good." Even with the positive emo- tion promoted by the event, many students expressed concern over what would come in the future, beyond the forty minute demon- stration. States junior political science major Latesha Jude, "The peace sit- in was astart People gave their own perspectives on racism - but what now? ..What we need todois get up and get busy. What we had today - that was fine, but now it's ODe o'clock, and whatare thepeople going to do? This isnice, but itisn't going to get us anywhere. All it is isabunch of talk and noaction...We need to get busy and get active." ContinuedfromPage 1 ing the decision as racially biased. Said sophomore psychology majorGary Wortham,aformerresi- dent of Los Angeles familiar with the Simi Valley area from which the the jurors for the King trial were chosen. "Simi Valley con- sists of about two thousand police officers and their families. You're saying that members of the jury were picked randomly from the people of Simi Valley, but what you're randomly picking are their school teachers, their babysitters, their lawyers, their bank tellers - these are all people that have direct contact with thepolice officers who were responsible for the type of activity involved in the Rodney King beating. "It wasn't a random selection, it was hand-picked. Wbere is the bestplace wecan get these guys off when they're so blatantly guilty? The Simi Valley. It was a perfect choice - from someone who has lived in the area ..nustme, they did exactly what they thought was nec- essary in 'order to take something that was clear cut and muddy it." While none expressed support for the violence erupting as aresult of the decision, most students un- derstood the reaction and were not surprised by it. Many students sympathized with the people of Los Angeles. and questioned what else could be done. Victoria Bennett, a junior po- litical science/sociology double major, believes in the possibility that rioting is the only way for the people to get their views across. "I don't agree with the riots in Los Angeles, but sometimes violence Take advantage of these extended hours: 9:00 am • -6:30 pm Noon- 1:00 am 7:45 am • 1:00 am 7:45 am • 11:30 pm 7:45 am • 6:00 pm Not Necessarily THE END DiSimone snubbed Continuedfrom Page 1 Governor to appoint him. "WhenyotiputTerry Kohler's record next to AI Di Simone's. it's a complete mismatch," Sen. An- drea continued. Despite Di Simone's repeated rejection, Sen. Andrea still wants Di Simone to be on the Board of Regents. and is not afraid to ap- proach the Governor again. "If there's another opportu- nity: he promised, "and it would appear tome there will be, Iwill be talking with the Governor directly. "I've tried twice, and I'm go- ing to try again. But next time. I'll be telling the Governor, ']J'm not going to submit his name unless he has an even chance going in.... "I'm not going to lead anyone to slaughter." the outspoken Sena- tor con<:luded. Sen. AndreacitedDiSirnone's long historyofinvolvementin edu- cationandcivicleadershipasprime examples ofwhy Di Simone should have been selected for aseat on the Board of Regents. "Mr. DiSimone has long been active at the forefront of education and the University of Wisconsin System," commented Sen. Andrea. "He's received every honor you can obtain. He was one of the key leaders in the development of UW-Parlcside under then Repre- sentative George Molinaro. a Democrat, in the legislature. "It was his bill that led the fight to bring the university to Kenosha. "DiSimone got people; hera!- lied; he went up on the legislature. It wasn't an easy bill to pass. He went out and formed a committee, and he worked on every facet of it. He was a key coordinator. There were a number of key people, and he emerged as truly one of the leaders." Andrea believes Di Simone would be the perfect Board mem- ber. "He would serve students, he would serve all of us well because heisa strong believer ineducation. He got his (education) the hard way, and he wants others to have the opportunity (to get theirs)." Despite the fact that Gov. Thompson and Sen. Andrea come from different political parties, Andrea denies any partisanship in Thompson's decision. "Appoint- ments to the Board of Regents should not follow party lines," he commented. Andrea does. however, find it strange that so many Racine resi- dents have served on the Board of Regents in the past. "In the last fIfty years: stated Andrea, "there have been six people from Racine appointed." The last Kenosha resident to serve was Robert V. Baker, from 1932 to 1936. Public Service Announcements MARKETING PROJECT FOR SPRING OR EARLY SUMMER. Kenosha Public Museum is offering a marketing project for interested students. Establish lislings of special audience, some research required. Can set own schedule and wor1< can be done aI home. Start your "experience" file now. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. BOWL FOR KINSHIP KIDS. Pick up a pledge form in the Volunteer Office, forma bowling team and ask your friends and neighbors to support Kinship as you bowl free on behalf of the children who need a special friend (big brother ... big sisler). This fund raising activity is ai-Sheridan Lanes in Kenosha on Tuesday. May 12th, Wednesday, May 13th or on Sunday, May 17th. ONE WEEK CAMPERS NEEDED. Children with MD need one-to-one friend and helper during a one-week camping experience aI Camp Wonderland from June 13thto June 20th. Food and lodging provided. This could be the best week of your summer. Ask for more details in the Volunteer Office in Career Center. Drunk driving accident Colllinuedfrom Page 1 mately killed him. Five other people in the car, three UW -Green Bay students and two minors from Darien, Illinois. were treated at St Vincent's Hospital in Green Bay and released. Although it could not be verified at time of print, witnesses report the smell of alco- hol penneating the scene of the accident; and drunk driving is a suspected cause. Schultz, nineteen, was a three time all-conference soccer player for New Berlin West High School, and was a member of the uw- Green Bay soccer team. Thisaccidenlmirrorsthellllgic death of UW-Parkside student Dan HaIl inl988. HaIl. a wrestler and popular figure oncampus; died lIS the result of a drunk driving accident. Both were single caraccidents. College students drink 430 million gallons of beer annually, enough to Iill a swimming pool on every college and university in the United States, averaging out to 34 gallons of beer per college student Forty percent of the students responding to the Core Drug and Continued on'Page 7 WILDliFE HORIZONS NEEDS VOlUNTEERS. Babywildlife need people during feeding time. This Racine organizalion worl<s wilh injured and abandoned animals. Once strong and mature they are released. Can you spare 2-3 haUlS weekly as an animal feeder? Evenings and weekends available. Cal Vo/unteerOflice 595.2011 for more details.· - . , , l ' , • , , ..... .- -._iIlIiiiiiiiiiillliiiiiiiiiillliiiiiiiii _ .' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parking renovations ease crowding Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document nside... President Bush signed a new law regarding campus po- lice reports. Page 2 Find out what's up with Gabe in Gabe's Gab. Page 6 New parking spaces should alleviate crowding problems by Dennis Clarke News Editor Nearly 150newparlcingspaces have been created on campus as a result of work completed this sum- mer on the Communication Arts and Union parking lots. . In addition to the gain in park- ing spaces, there are more spaces for the disabled in the Communi- cation Arts lot and brighter, more reliable lighting, according to Tho- Editorial ... Andy welcome's students back to the Univer- sity of Wisoconsin - Parkside in his first ever editorial. See it on Page 6 The Ranger News Sports section is sporting a new look forthe new year. section B Streeter to replace Goetz in September Andrew J. Patcb Editor-In-Cbief William W. Streeter, vice president for business and fmance at Hiram College in Ohio, has been chosen as the replacement forGary G. Goetz as UW-Parkside's assis- tant chancellor for administration and fiscal affairs. Streeter will replace Grace in mid-September. Goetz is retiring from his post after having served since 1977, and after having been a member of the campus' budget planning since 1972. Streeters responsibilities will include the overall management of UW-Parkside's $33 million-plus 'budget, the campus physical plant, campus police and security, and the proposed expansion of the physical education facility. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1992 mas Knitter, Assistant Chief of Police at UW -Parkside. The increased number of spaces should be enough to allevi- ate overcrowding in parking lots on campus, said Knitter. However, he added that more attention needs to be directed to- ward solutions like ride sharing and students' use of mass trans. portation, Knitter said that there are no immediate plans to add any addi- tional parking spaces anywhere on campus. Theemphasisinstead will be placed on ride sharing and mass transportation, although no defi- nite plans for promoting ride shar- States Chancellor Sheila Kaplan of Streeter, "I think he'll be an excellentaddition ...His strengths .and his interests are as a people person. He has extensive 'experi- ence on the financial side." According to Kaplan, Streeter will further be responsible for implementing the new Americans with Disabilities Act, the Clean Air Act (including ridesharing, etc.), expanding recycling efforts, preventitive maintenance, and hazardous waste. AtHiram College, Streeter has been in charge of business and fi- nancesince 1988,overseeinga$20 million operating budget, a $28 million eudowment, the business office, purchasing, physical plant, transportation and other areas at the 1,350-student school. He su- pervises 115 employees. Streeter's list of accomplish- ments whileatHiram is impressive. He developed a plan to erase the college's$750,OOOdeficit,assisted in developing a new campus health center, developed an employee wellness program, downsized his own staff by 12 positions, planned nearly 20 campus repair projects and acquired a new phone system. Before his position at Hiram, from 1976-1988, Streeter held business-related posts at Indian River Community College in Fort Pierce, Florida. Most recently, he was dean of administration and fi- nance at the 30,000 student com- munity college. Streeter holds.a doctorate in higher education from the Univer- sity of Michigan, and a master's in education from the University of Florida. UW-Parkside professor leads programming team to gold in international competition Andrew J. Patch puter programming team repre- fying for two additional bronze Editor-In-Chief senting the U.S. in the Intema- medals. tional Olympiad in Informatics in This year's event, the fourth Bonn, Germany. of its kind, featured teams from 50 Piele's team, consisting of countries,andwas thefirstin which Nathan Bronson of Monroe, N.C., the United States has participated. Shawn Smith of Oakton, Va., and Piele decided to organize a Russell Hunt and Mike Prior of team after hearing about the Raleigh, N.C., brought home two competititonfromafriendinSouth gold medals and just missed quali- -Continued on Page 2 VOLUME -22-- ISSUE 1 Parking renovations ease crowding ing or mass transportation currently exist. Knitter noted that in the past there had been problems with the lighting in theCommunicationArts lot. However, thanks to the instal- lation of new high-pressure sodium lights and the placement of wiring in insulated underground conduits, he was confident that such prob- lems could now be avoided. Knitter also stated that the cre- ation of new parking spaces for the disabledwillhelpmakethecampus more accessible and aid the uni- versity in its effort to comply with the Americans With Disabilities Act. In July, while most of the University of Wisconsin -Parkside community was baking in the lovely, if somewhat scant, summer rays, UW-Parkside associate pro- fessor of mathematics Don Piele was leading a four member com- UW -Parkside announces campus is now smoke free Andrew J. Patch Editor-In-Chief In a memorandum issued on August 28 by William Niebuhr, Director of the Parkside Union, it was an- nounced that the University of Wisconsin-Parkside campus will, effective the start of the fall semester, become an en- tirely smoke-free campus. Reconsideration of the previous university smoking policy that allowed smoking in designated areas of the campus was made necessary by the continuedcomplaintsofstudent and non-student members of the UW -Parkside community. Many complained of smokers continnally violating past and present smoking poli- cies, ignoring existing signage designating smoking/non- smoking areas, and of the con- centration of smoke develop- ing in the Union Square and Recreation Center. Further concerns were presented regarding the pass- ing of smoke throughout the university through the air han- dling system. Studies released this sum- mer dealing with the potential harm caused by second hand smoke has continued to heighten public concern re- garding this issue and how it is to be handled in the UW Sys- tem. In addition, the National Clean Air Act and extensive media coverage have further intensified attention toward public authorities in dealing with smoking and the issue of second hand smoke. As of last year, one half of the University of Wisconsin System campuses had already declared themselves "smoke- free environments," with two more planning to do so in the near future. This includes OW-Madi- son, whose chancellor declared a smoke-free campus which became effective this summer. It is now a short term goal of the University of Wiscon- sin System to become com- pletely smoke free on all cam- puses. Because of the extensive pressure surrounding the issue and the prohibitive costs of in- stalling "smoke eating" equip- ment (most recently estimated at $14,000), UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan has declared the campus a "smoke- free environment," effective the fall semester of this year. According to Niebuhr, "While this decision will surely not please smokers, this com- plete ban will eliminate further complaints surrounding the concentrated smoke in the pre- viously designated areas and take that smoke out of our air handling units for good." Further, it will "facilitate uniform enforcement," and "bring us into similar compli- ance with the majority of other UW campuses and other public buildings." E.!!ili!r's N2t~ Effective with the second issue of the Fall '92 semester,The Ranger News will be published on Wednesday's. Advertisers should call the Business Department to obtain a current deadline schedule. Also, new deadlines have been established regarding news releases and other contributed materials. Inquires should be directed to The Ranger News Editorial De- partment abd 595-2287 and the Business Department at 595-2295. TilE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 September 3, 1991 New law permits release of campus crime reports ing students involved with alterca- tions with campus police. The United States Education New student-aid legislation Departmenthasmaintainedthatthe Signed by President Bush in July Buckley Amendment coven cam- contains a provision that allows pus crime reports and has threat- colleges 10release copies of crime. . ened 10 bar federal funds from col- reports produced by campus Iaw- leges that release such reports 10 enforcementofftcerS 10the public. the public. Theprovision<incrimereports Journalists in several states is expected 10enda two-yearbattle have asserted that the law was in- between joumaIists, colleges, and tended 10 Cover only educational the Education Department over records. access 10the records. Several federal and state This legislation amends the judges throughout the nation have 1974Buckley Amendmenl,named ruled in favor of the journalists and for its chief sponsor, former New ordered colleges 10 release the Yorlc Sen. James Buckley. records, which arecovered by state The law barred col1eges from open-records laws. releasing informatioo about stu- National Education Secretary dents witbout tbeirpermission and Lamar Alexander last year stated gave students the right 10 see most that he favors legislation 10clarify records about them - thus effec- the situation. Recently, he praised tively )reventing campus journal- the Buckley Amendment exemp- istsfrorn pub\isbing stories involv- lion included in the Higher Educa- Andrew J, Patch Editor-In-Chief tion Act "With this change we make it easier forparentsand students, fac- ulty and neighbors 10know if the campus is safe," Alexander stated. "It's the kind of information responsible adults need to protect themselves and those they care about." Executive Directorot tbe Stu- dent Press Law Center Mark Goodman remarks that while he is pleased with theprovision oncrime reports, he remains leary of the Education Department'sdedication in the issue. Goodman questions whether the Education Department is truly committed 10 disclosure of the records. "If the views the Education Department is now expressing are sincere, it could have ended this long ago and it didn't," Goodman said. Scratch Literary Magazine still available By Kris Drewek Feature Writer like 10experience the very best of what Parkside's writers and artists have 10offer, there are still copies available at the upstairs campus booksrore counter. Previously unpublished works from UW-Parkside students and faculty, including shoo and long fiction, essays, poetry, and artwork The lust issue of Scratch Mapzine was a big hit last May despite its late appearance. For tbosethatleftforthesummersands before purchasing a copy and for new students and staff who would are featured in the magazine. For only $3.00 you can check out the campus talents and suppon future issues of this student publication. Also, Scratch will soon be ac- cepting submissions for the FaIJ 1992 issue. Polish up your stories, poems, and sketches and watch for furtberdetails inTheRanger News. The Ranger News is looking for new members for the '92-93 school year Red Cross seeking contributions for victims of Hurricane Andrew 53405. Mark contributions "Di- saster Relief." Ca\J Red Cross headquarters in Washingtoo, D.C. at 1-800-842-2200 10 donate 10 this fund by credit card. Please restrict donations 10monetary amounts, as food, clothing, and other goods are not currently being sought Left-handed classroom desks available Reminder No classes win be held Monday, September 7th, due 10 the Labor Day Holiday. The American Red Cross, Lakeshore Counties Chapter, which serves Kenosha and Racine counties, has begun accepting contributions for the Disaster Relief due to Hurri- cane Andrew. Cash donations may be dropped off or checks may be mailed 10the Red Cross office 314521 Taylor Avenue,Racine, In response 10a QUE let- ter from an involved student and suggestions made in the Non-Traditional Student Sur- vey, UW -Parkside now bas two left -handed desks avail- able in each. classroom with seating tailored 10left-handed students. Should any room require more than two such chairs, please contact Don Kolbe at thePbysicalPlant(X2232)and he win arrange for additional chairs 10 be delivered 10 the specific classroom in need. The acquisition of these new chairs win make things a bit easier for \eft-banded stu- dents. Thanks 10the people who cared enough 10voicetheircon- cern and 10 Gary Goetz and Don Kolbe for their coopera- tion. If you have any concern regarding the UW -Parkside community, please drop us a note in one of the QUE sugges- tion boxes located throughout the campus. Professor Piele leads team to gol Continued from Page 1 Africa Piele worked in cooperation with the International Society for Technology in Education, ap- proaching high schools throughout the country with histories of pro- ducing talented computer students (the age requirement for the com- petition was 19 and younger). He was quickly able 10 put together a four member team, as well as recruit a deputy team leader (David Datta of the UW-Parkside computing support center), al- though he was not able 10acquire a corporate sponsor (lOcoverairfare etc.). ' In the competition, students .were to write a new computer program 10solvea problem selected by a panel of judges, On each of two days, they were given five hours to solve the problems, and turned in their solu- tions on computer disks. Team members Bronson corded perfect scores . th. problems in winning two of thirteen gold medals awarded II the competition. Piele is now working on broader campaign 10 attract members of next year's team ~ least one of which, hopes Pie win be female), including devel· opment of brochures 10be distrib- uted 10 high schools across Ibc country. Piele was very impressed will this year's competition, and strongly hopes for further U.S. ill- volvement in future olympiads. "When I realized the magni· tude of the preparation and effort. the German government bad po! into creating this olympiad, I was SO impressed and very happy IbaI we'd gotten in on it "It was an oppornmiry thai shouldn't have gone unnoticed.' explained Piele. Call 595-2295 or stop in WLLC-D139c for more info Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 1, September 3, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside campus police are cracking down on problem parkers Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Feature ... Loliapalooza blends sights and sounds. SeehonP_4 nside ... MBA open house scheduled for tomorrow. Page 2 Get cuhuredl Attend the annual Foreign Film Series. Page 2 See what's happening inUW- Parkside sports. Section B VOLUME 21 ISSUE 2 UNIVERSllY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE UW-Parkside campus police are cracking down on problem parkers Campus Police strictly enforcing parking rules and regulations on campus Dennjs Clarke News Editor With the help of new com- putersoftwarethataids in ihetrack- ing of unpaid parking or traffic ciaations, the UW -Parkside cam- pus police department is prepared to institute a program in which people with four or more outstand- ing parking or traffic violations will have their cars towed. "This is not a new policy," commented Dave Ostrowski, UW- Parksidecampus chief of police, of the effort to better enforce parking rules and regulations on campus. "lf you park illegally on cam- pus, according to our parking bro- chure, we can tow you at that par- ticular point in time," explained Ostrowski. "But we've always heen sort of nice about that As long as it wasn't obstruct- ing traffic or causing some type of hazard we allowed people to slay where they were and just ticketed the vehicle." However, according to Ostrowski, this policy was not preventing some people from park- ing illegally. "Within the last year, we have been fmding numerous problems with individuals who just don't seem to understand that when you receive one ticket that sort of means 'Don't do that again." As a result, the campus police department took action to try and toughen its parking policy. "When we purchased a new computer system, we created asoft- ware program that allows us to track unpaid citations, We are go- ing to stan tracking individuals who have unpaid citations and consider them as chronic violators. "As such, once four or more citations have gooe unpaid, the next time an officer finds the vehicle illegally parked, we have taken dis- cretion away from the officer, and that vehicle will be towed." An individual who finds him- self on the chronic violator listrnust pay all outstanding citations to be removed from the list and avoid future towing hassles. "You can't just come in and pay one citation to get off the list," Ostrowski said. "All citations must be paid before we clear you." Once a person's vehicle has been towed, he must pay the tow- ing company a fee in order to re- ceive the vehicle, according to Ostrowski. "The individual has to deal with the towing company that we had tow the vehicle. We are not placing a hold on the car, but the individual is not going to get it back from any towing company unless he pays the towing charge." Ostrowski commented that a towing charge is usually around $65. Ostrowski said that he felt the enforcement of this policy would make matters fairer for everyone who parks on campus. "What we're doing is address- ing this issue to the small minority of individuals who don't seem to understand what a parking citation is" and don't pay off the citation in a timely fashion. "We've had people come in and pay as many as thirteen park- ing citations," commented Ostrowski. "To me, that is unfair for all those wonderful people who did come in, bought their parking permits and park legally." Decision on Professor Dean draws near Dean willfind out Friday whether or not the Board of Regents will decide to follow Chancellor Kaplan's recommendation thathe befired. Dennis Clarke News Editor Dennis Dean, a UW-Parkside professor of English and humani- ties, jlceused of four counts of sexual harassment in November of 1991, should find out Friday whether or not the UW Board of Regents will decide to foDow UW- Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan wrote a letterto Dean informing himthat she disagreed with the committee's recom- mendation and wanted him fired. Kaplan's recommendation that Dean be fired. The Board of Regents' Per- SOnnel Mauers Review Committee metlast Wednesday and had a tele- Phone COnference yesterday tocon- elude deliberations on the matter. The full board is then sched- uled to review the entire case in closed session Friday before an- nouncing a final decision. Dean was represented at the Personnel Matters Review Com- mittee meetings by his attorney, Mark Nielsen, of Racine. Kaplan was represented by a UW System auorney. . The UW -Parkside Campus Rights and Responsibilities Com- mittee madea recommendation last December to Kaplan that Dean be suspended for a year without pay, stripped of his tenure and forced to receive counseling that would be monitored by the campus' sexual harassment committee. The recommendation came after the Rights and Responsibili- ties Commiuee's November 1991 hearing at which Dean and his four accusers, Kimberly Meyer, Wanda Leiting,MelindaTbomeandJackie Arena, testified. .In January, Kaplan wrote a letter to Dean informing him that she disagreed withthecommittee 's recommendation and wanted him fired. At that point, the case was turned over to the UW Board of Regents. In an interview with theRanger News in April, Judith Temby, Sec- retary of the Board of Regents, said that more information 011 when a fmal decision would bemadecould be available within the next couple of weeks. However, the Board of Re- gents has not discussed the matter until recently. Dean vehemently denies that "More information on when a final decision would be made could be available within the next couple of weeks." Jud~h Temby he is guilty of any sexual harass- ment and feels that he is being harassed by Kaplan's adrninistra- tion because of criticisms he has made of her in the past . Dean, age 54; of Evanston, IL, has taught at UW-Parkside since 1968. Never before has the UW Board of Regents heard sexual ha- rassment charges against a faculty member. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1992 Despite the addition this summer of 200 oew spaces in the Communication Arts parking lot, students and faculty again faced UW-Parkside's perennial "Welcome Week" parking problem. Hotel, Rebecca, The African Queen, Showboat, A Night at the Opera, and The Philadel- phia Story. For about thesarne cost as renting a video, you can enjoy the films the way they were meant to be seen. The films will be shown Thursday at4:30PMand 7:00 PM. The cost for a transfer- ableseriespassforalll5films is only $15.00 for both stu- dents and non-students. Admission for individual films is $2.00 and all ticket holders wiD receive a FREE bag of popcorn. Brochures arc available at the Union Information center detailing all the movies and how to get tickets. If you would like a bro- chure mailed to you, call the Information Center at 595- 2345. So, if for some reason you missed the first showing of Casablanca and Citizen Kane here is a perfect opportunity to see them on the big screen - complete with fresh, theatre- style popcorn. PAB announces first annual UW~P Classic Film Series Chris Tishuk Feature Editor The top legends of the silver screen are making an appearance in the UW- Parkside Student Union this· year. Humphrey Bogart, Katherine Hepburn, Clark Gable, Ingred Bergman, Lawrence Olivier and Orson WeDes will all be making an appearance as the Parksaide Activities Board presents the first ever Classic Film Series at UW-Parkside. You can learn who Rose- bud is, follow thc antics of the Marx Brothers, learn why life is important, especially during Christmas, hear the first fea- ture film in sound, and follow the yellow brick road while you relive the beginning of Hollywood. The series will feature 15 of your favorites including Casablanca, King Kong, A Night at the Opera, Citizen Kaoe, The WizardofOz,It'sa Wonderful Life, Wings, The Jazz Singer, Hallelujah, Grand THE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 Annual Foreign Film Series (Janet Frame). Misdiagnosed as a schizophrenic, Frame spent eight years in a mental hospital. The actress Compion captures the spirit of this remarkable woman whose writing literally saved her life. Winner of more than twenty inter- national awards, this film is sure to entenain viewers of all ages. Dramatic masterpieces and touching classics such as" Angel at my Table" abound throughout the year-long series. The fall semester series will run as follows: Brian Matsen Feature Writer Tomorrow night begins the eleventh annual foreign film se- ries, to be presented in the Union Cinema Theater. Season ticket holders have the option of viewing films Thursday nights at 7:30, Saturdays at8pm, or Sundays at 2:00pm. These indi- viduals will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings at no extra charge. The cost of the series is$19.00 for the general public and $17.00 for students and senior citizens. Group discounts are available, al- though tickets are not available for individual films. The series includes films from China, New Zealand, Italy, En- gland, Japan, Spain and the United States. Films not presented in En- glish will have subtitles. These sixteen critically-acclaimed foreign films include, "Angel At My Table," "Mediterraneo," "High Heels," "Hearts of Darkness," "Everybody's Fine," "My Father's Glory,"and"CyranoDeBergerac." The 1991 New Zealand film "AngeIAtMyTable,"willbeplay- ing September 10, 12 and 13. It features a story of a curly-haired, little redhead who grew up to be one of New Zealand's best authors Angel At My Table (New Zealand, 1..991) Sept. 10, 12, 13 Europa, Europa (Germany, 1991) Sept. 24, 26, 27 Rodrigo D-No Future (Colum- bia, 1990) Oct. 8, 10, 11 Antonia & Jane (England, 1992) Oct. 22, 24, 25 The Double Life of Veronique (France/Poland, 1991) Nov. 5, 7, 8 Hearts of Darkness (USA, 1991) Nov.19, 21, 22 Hear My Song (England, 1991) Dec. 10, 12, 13 Forfurtherinforrnation,please contact Norman Cloutier, associ- ate professor of economics and Director of the UW-Parl<side For- eign Film Series at 595-2572, or if unavailable, inquire at his secretary's extension, 595-2316. MBA open house scheduled Brian Matsen Feature Writer Undergraduates interested in pursuing arnaster's degree inbusi- ness administration (MBA) and professionals looking to advance their career opportunities are urged to attend the MBA open house to- morrow nightat7pm inUnion 104- 106. At the function, UW- Parkside's MBA program will be discussed and potential students will have the opportunity to hear how professionals can complete the MBA program in as little as three years. Joanne Canyon-Heller, direc- tor of MBA admissions, will dis- cuss admission requirements, pre- requisites, curriculum overview and the evening class schedule. UW -Parkside business faculty will be available to provide overviews of courses offered within the pro- gram. In addition, several graduates of the UW -Parkside MBA program will be on hand to discuss the im- pact of MBAs on their career ad- vancement and development. Call the School of Business at 595-2046 between 8am and 4pm for reservations or information about the MBA Open House. ... September 9, 1992 MARKETING PEOPLE WANTED Are you looking for a way to earn good pay while gai~ing valuable job experience? Looking for a way to improve your marketability to an employer after graduation? If you answered "Yes," than read on." The University of Wisconsin - Parkside's student newspaper, The Ranger News, has openings for Advertising Representatives. Job responsibilities include selling advertising space to local businesses and designing display advertisements. These paid positions offer flexible hours and the opportunity for unlimited earning potential. Applicants need no prior experience, only a willingness to work hard and be a team player. The Ranger News is not only a great job opportunity, but it is a major campus organization as well. As a member of The Ranger News, your view of the campus and campus life will become greatly expanded. All students are encouraged to apply for this position, and all students may become members of The Ranger News, For more information, and to apply for an opening, stop in The Ranger News office, located in WLLC D139C, next to the Coffee Shop. Ra.nger I'IEVVS Be a smart drinker Don't Drink And Drive Don't let alcohol be the death of you HUNGRY? CALL US... DIAL: 2689 (595·2689) . DINING. SERVICES MENU HOTLINE ;For information 011 ~aily: . soups; ~reaIcfast;Iunch & di~ner specials .& entrees soft-serve Ice cream & frgzen, yogurt flavors of the day; etc', , ~or m~re information, or ifyouare interested in attend- mg this support group but cannot make it at this time, contact Renee' Sartin Kirby in WLLC 0175 595·2610 ACADEMIC SUPPORT GROUP FOR STUDENTS WITH DISABILITIES An academic support group for students with disabilities will be meeting during Fall Semester. The focus?f the group is academic and will cover a variety of topics related to learning and other disability areas. Although the meetings will largely be informal we will be focusing in on certain topics at each meeting. ~ The initial meeting will be held to assess the ~t time to schedule meetings regularly and topics to discuss. WHEN: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 1992 TIME: 1l:15AM . 12:30PM ' WHERE: UNION 204 HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 2, September 9, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Segregated fees insurance allocation provokes discontent among UW-Parkside students, staff Nick Zahn Assistant News Editor " You can expect to see a major uprising from the UW-Parkside students when they return in the fall to discover just another in a series of major P/R (program revenue) Segregated fee rip-offs," said r'i .n„_ r* July 22, 1992 memorandum to Larry Eisenberg, head of the Division of Capitol Budget and Architectural/ Engineering Services of the UW-Systcm. "First came the excess reserve assessment of 25,000 for 10 years despite the fact that we had no excess reserves, then tax relief lor municipalities in the municipal assessment, then relief to the General Program Revenue (GPR) tax payers by reassigning central service (administrative) costs to the Segregated fee operation, then the centralized utility maintenance project cost assessment to P/R operations and now what may be the straw that breaks the camel's back: a 318% increase in P/R property premium costs from a 1991-92 rate of S3,614 to a 1992-93 property assessment of $11,578." To understand Goetz's concern one must first realize that the monies taken in student segregated fees are pooled with other monies called program revenues (P/R) which then go to pay for 128 areas. A 128 area is anything that is y]-' I 102 areas that are paid for in tax dollars are called General Program Revenue. Segregated fees for the 1992 fall semester were $151 for a full time student. The total monies projected to be raised in segregated fees for 1992-93 will be $ 1,164,097. Goetz further cites The Facility Values and Insurance Report showing that of a total facility and contents premium of $22,927, only $1,526 should be assessed against the only P/R supported campus facility, theParksidc Union - Student Center. "Last year we were assessed a P/R premium of $3,614 - our costs should therefore have decreased. Instead we're faced with the outrageous P/R billing of $11,578. "The system wide policy of allocating the property insurance burden upon the 50/50 split used for municipal services assessment (a 80 GPR/20 PR split at UWParkside) is grossly unfair and simply does not work for this campus. Given that the insured P/R facilities at UW-Parkside are only 8% of : „ * i • • ••*• • • . .. . value, to burden the Segregated fees for 50% of the property premium is simply outrageous. "This campus, because of it's unique absence of state-owned Residence Halls and minute campus union square resulting in a correspondingly small P/R operation has suffered a tradition of hurl by having to follow system wide policies that, while benefiting other campuses, do real harm to the Segregated fee rates at UW-Parkside." "I understand that the state will give us a one time but base allocation to fund the GPR property premium costs and grossly overstate P/R costs does not make sense. "I hope that it will be possible to address this problem, rescind the Continued on Page 2 -Editorial... Andy addresses a trying problem for students. See it on Page 6 Gambling studies center established at UW-Parkside. Page 3 Find yourself a job in the classifieds. Page 12 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 3 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE Board of Regents dismisses Dean WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16,1992 1 ara Hay and Andrew J. Patch Hanger News Stall Following the Friday, September 11, decision by the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents to follow UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan's recommendation, Dennis Dean was terminated from his post as professor of English and humanities. Dean, a professor at UWParkside since 1968, had charges of sexual assault filed against him by four students during the fall semester of 1991 stemming from incidents occurring from 1985 through 1991. Dean refused to comment to The Ranger News when asked about his reaction to the proceedings, although it was reported in The Kenosha News that Dean believes the decision to have been based upon his past diferences with Kaplan rather than the actual facts of the case. of his victory but believed he understood why he fared so well. "Our campaign seemed different to the people of Wisconsin," noted Feingold. "It was in touch with them. We used humor and we talked about the issues." Feingold said that his attention now, however, is on the November election, not his past successes. "My mind is focused on the task at hand to face Bob Kasten." Tr • • i .i , i .»c*4w LilUi **v *0 ious to finally campaign against Feingold, noting that he felt Feingold was the most liberal of the three Democrats in the race. He fell his support of a balanced budget amendment and a pledge for no new tax increases, two stances Feingold opposes, would garner support from Wisconsin voters. Neither Checota nor Moody, both beaten badly by Feingold, seemed bitter. Checota told supporters, "Stand now and fight with Russ Feingold." Mo o d y c ompl i m e n t e d Feingold on the way in which he ran his campaign. "He did it very well," said Moody, "and none of us on my side have any bitterness." pended for one year without pay, stripped of tenure, and receive counseling. Kaplan then overruled the committee and petitioned the UW Board of Regents for Dean's dismissal in January of this year. Many students wonder if the length of the proceedings had any bearing on Dean's termination. "This should have been resolved a long time ago," said student Katie Rosenbaum. Although the allegations were first brought about in fall 1991, the Board of Regents decision was not made until well into the fall 1992 semester. Some students question the degree of harassment. There were many who felt that Dean should have been stripped of his tenure and suspended for a year without pay, as was recommended by the UW-Parkside Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee. "It's nice for a change that Continued on Page 3 Service with a smile! Ben Greenbaum, dean of Science and Technology, lends a helping hand at last week's Ice Cream Social during InfoFest in Upper Main Place. News Editor Self-proclaimed underdog candidate Russ Feingold, a state senator from Middleton who fought his competitors' muti-million dollar campaign budgets with advertisements featuring Elvis Presley, has received the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate and will square off against incumbent U.S. Senator Robert Kasten in the November general Feingold won a landslide victory over former U.S. Representative Jim Moody and Milwaukee businessman Joseph Checota in the Democratic primary September 8, ending a three-way race that until recently had appeared to be dominated by Moody and Checota. Feingold received 69 percent of the vote, compared to 14 percent each for Moody and Checota. Kasten, a Republican whose advertisements stress more political independence than partisanship, easily defeated chemical engineer Roger Faulkner, receiving 81 percent of the vote against Faulkner's 19 percent. Feingold admitted that he was surprised by the immensity rlnside... Find out why food service lines are so long. Page 3 Kaplan recommended in November of 1991 that Dean be terminated alter reviewing lour separate accounts of sexual assault charged by Dean, filed by students Wanda Leiting, Kimberly Meyer, Melinda Thome, and Jackie Arena. Dean appeared before an open session of the university Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee in December of 1991, and it was voted unanimously that he had sexually harassed the students. On a split vote, the committee recommended that Dean be susTHE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 ——— 1 September 16, 1992 Insurance allocation Continued from Page 1 municipal services basis and apply a proven property insurance industry standard before we're locked into a badly understated GPR true premium cost at the terribly unfair P/R -Segregated fee- burden." When asked for comment Larry Eisenberg said that the allocation would bring "greater flexibility in administering this area. In the past it was based on budgets. Now lit is based on] actual factors rr'rtirg *,? r ??.} " Goetz responded to Eisenberg's comments, stressing flexibility "really does not address the issue. It may not have been a right basis in the past but his document presents a basis which is the insured values. That would be a fair basis which would more accurately reflect the state verses program revenue burden of the facilities. "To rely on an overall 50/50 percentage because that somehow was the basis for municipal services has no relationship to insurance values - we've got insurance values, and this should be done on -< v . .. "j, U. , 'l . j k u i u j i u .l v, .r those values. " Then we would have a strong base. I've pointed thbse figures out in my document" (cited in this report). Administrators arc not the only ones upset by the controversy. "While they are trying to make it easier on the taxpayer, it just makes it harder on students like myself,'' said Felix Aulozzi, Vice President of the Parkside Student Government Association. "Many students have to pay taxes anyway and now on top of tuition, fees are getting more and more expensive. They can getaway unorganized and lacking in numbers." Advertise in The Ranger News and Get Results! P R I N C I P L K S S O I N 1) I I K hi A1 L N 1 I \ \ | ; s T I X G IRONICALLY, THE TIME TO START SAVING FOR RETIREMENT IS WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN LEAST AFFORD IT. Can't afford to save for retirement? The truth is, you can't afford not to. Not when you realize that your retirement can last 20 to 30years or more. You'll want to live at least as comfortably then as you do now. And that takes planning. By starting to save now, you can take advantage of tax-deferral and give your money time to compound and grow. Consider this: set aside just $100 each month beginning at age 30 and you can accumulate over $192,539* by the time you reach age 65. But wait ten years and you'll have to budget $227each month to reach the same goal. Even if you're not counting the years to retirement, you can count on TIAA-CREF to help you build the future you deserve— with flexible retirement and tax-deferred annuity plans, a diverse portfolio of investment choices, and a record of personal service that spans 75 years. Over a million people in education and research put TIAA-CREF at the top of their list for retirement planning. Why not join them? Call today and learn how simple it is to build a secure tomorrow when you have time and TIAA-CREF working on your side. SUrt pUnning your future. CM our Enrollment Hotline 1 800 842-2888. Ensuring the future for those who shape it. I RangerFest '92 F e a t u r i n g : Tequila Mockingbird Indigo Round B a c k o d a b u s Dead Fly Boy D J L A When???????????? Septermber 25, 1992 4 PM to Midnight Where??????????? T t ~ - o u i u w " Why?????????????? Because we want to R O C K All Night Long!!!! Want More I n f o r m a t i o n ? Read next week's Feature section!!!!!!!! September 16,1992 Dennis Clarke News Editor The Center for Gambl i ng S tudles (CGS), a committee that would promote the study of compulsive gambling and provide assistance in developing treatment programs for compulsive gamblers, has been given administrative approval to begin operation, according to Dr. Ronald Pavalko, a UW-Parkside sociology professor. ^ The center, according to ' *•' • niiw,, >1111 wviuvC iiu;Mi>» v,i. Ll.iv.vmain areas: providing public education aboutcompulsive gambling; promoting research on gambling; and providing assistance to both public and private agencies in the developmentof treatment programs aimed at compulsive gamblers. So far, the CGS has only been given administrative approval; no funding has been made available for the center. Although Pavalko is uncertain exactly how much money is needed to get the center up and running effectively, he realizes money is needed and has a few sources in mind. "It is very probable," Pavalko noted, "that this year the Wisconsin legislature will enact legislation that will set aside funds from the state's profits from the lottery to be used for the treatment of compulsive gamblers, the establishment of a hotline for people 1 > »• t 61"" o ...... general research on gambling. "If that comes to pass," continued Pavalko, "I would expect to be submitting proposals to try and compete for some of that money." Pavalko noted that such legislative action has been taken already in otherstates including New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Iowa and Texas. He hopes other funding can be "It is very probable, that this year the Wisconsin legislature will enact legislation that will set aside funds from the state's profits from the lottery to be used for the treatment of compulsive gamblers, the establish- - people who get in trouble gambling and general research on gambling." Ronald Pavalko secured from slate and federal agencies and private foundations that may be interested in paying for research on addictive behavior or the economic impact of the gambling industry. Once established, the CGS would be located in the School of Liberal Arts and would function under a Director (Pavalko) who would report to Howard Cohen, the Dean of the School. The center would also include a steering committee and a community advisory board. The steering committee would include: Edward L. Conrad, Clini- » * • , r rrN , f °gy; Larry L. Deutsch, Professor of Economics; Olivers. Hayward, Senior Lecturer in History; William J. Murin, Professor of Political Science; and James M. Rovelstad, Professor of Marketing. The community advisory board would include: Ronald R. Frederick, Director of the Kenosha County Department of Community Programs; William B. Adams, Director of the Racine County Human Services Department; Mary J. Landry, Executive Director of the Alcohol and Other Drugs Councilof Kenosha Coqnty; and Francie M. Winkler, Executive Director of the Racine Council on Alcohol and Other Drug Abuse. In a ten-page proposal concerning the CGS, Pavalko noted that "legal gambling opportunities have grown very rapidly in Wisyears," adding that in the upper midwest region that includes Wisconsin, Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois and Minnesota, a wide variety of legal gambling is avaluablc in the form of Indian reservation casinos, Rivcrboat casinos, Off Track Betting facilities, dog tracks, horse tracks and state lotteries. Dining Services adopts new charging system TT^khz-ev Parks:id J e_ TU r ni• on and University Dining Services have introduced to the campus this fall a new dining plan/electronic access point of sale system. The new computerized approach to cash registers allows students, faculty and staff alike to participate in a declining balance/ debit card type food plan. It is the type of plan that is fast becoming the way of the future in college food service. The new system utilizes touchscreen technology and bar code readers compatible with the new University I.D., which then becomes a person's Dining Service Card. As with any new system when first i ntroduced, open i ng days have seen a variety of problems which have created delays at the registers. A bar code reading "glitch" was discovered on the opening day of classes, causing approximately 200 housing students to have to get new campus I.D. cards from the I Inivprsitv Cashipr'c office Also, register attendants are still in the process of becoming R R E E c C Y Y C C L L E E M M E E familiar with the new system, and so are not yet up to speed with it. According to William Niebuhr, Director of the Parkside Union, once they do become comfortable with it, service at the registers should become "twice as fast as before with the old standard cash registers." He and Dining Services Manager Jeff Wade have asked the campus for its patience during these first weeks of use. Unlike traditional college food plans where participants must report to a prescribed dining center and eat whatever the menu happens to be offered during a given meal period, the declining balance (DCB) approach allows plan holders to eat at any food service location, choosing from a much expanded offering of menu items. Also, unlike the older traditional approach, serving hours are whenever food outlets are open vs. limited serving periods for each meal of the day. There is no penoltv fr»r miccinrr mpilc Instead, meals are eaten whenever one wants, using "point" values or dollars at those times. Light eaters, or those who may skip, meals do not subsidize heavy eaters with this type plan. Everyone pays for exactly what they eat. Students in University Resident Halls are required to enroll in one of three different sized plans. Commuter students, faculty and University staff may also participate in those plans, or in other sized options. By doing so, the plan holder will benefit from a 5 1/ 2% savings realized at the cash register, as University dining plans are exempt from state and local taxes. Meal plans may be purchased at the Parkside Union, room 209, on Mondays through Thursdays, from 8am to 10:30am. Dollar values purchased this fall may carry over into the spring semester. They do not, however, carry from one year to the next. They either must be used or lost prior to the end of the spring semester (or the last semester a person is en »vi11<->H r\ r ^r>->r>li"M -,t th/-> o.»nnnr\ For additional information, call 595-2202 or 595-2294. T, The Best Part-time here are a lot of part-time jobs Job Ever out there that 11 help you make ends meet. But a part-time job with the Army National Guard offers more than just an extra paycheck. Instead of spending your weekends delivering pizza or bagging groceries, you could be driving an M-l tank or repelling down a mountain side. Besides the fun you'll have during an average weekend drill, you could qualify for the50% Tuition Grant, the Montgomery GI Bill, and the Student Loan Repayment Program. Find out more about the best part-time job you'll ever have, call Staff SGT. Leonard Shier (715) 234-1457 WISCONSIN VMS? NATIONAL GUARD Americans at their best The Ranger News is looking for individuals who are interested in: Reporting Advertising Page Design If you are interested stop in WLLC 139C or call 595-2295. No experience necessary. Cord %<?/ 'Eatery & &u6 Fall & Winter Hours: Tues-Sat: 3p.m. to Closing Happy Hour: 3p.m. to 7p.m. Rail Drinks $1 # Frosted 12oz tappers 50^ Sunday 11a.m. to Closing: Shipwrecks $2.50 Watch the Packer Games & Bears Games every Sunday! Free Hot Dogs during games! Thursday Night College Night $2 Cover # Disc Jockey "Music Dr's" every Thursday Double Trouble: 8 oz Shorties Miller or Lite 2 for $1 Shot Specials ofDr.Jager# Rumple: $1 302 - 58th St. » Kenosha (414)652-0505 # (414)658-8731 THE RANGER NE WS, Page 4 September 16,1992 Health Educators offer many choices Chris Tishuk Assistant Feature Editor The Student Assistance Program office, home of Peer Health Educators, has a program to assist students with the choices they encounter. The peer health educators (PHE) are students who serve as resource people who coordinate and present general information on alcohol and other topics including drug abuse. They offer a peer listening i . . . . . ' ' - - * 1 . i . V c u. v * . v /|.y»v y i «.>» i , decisions about alcohol and other drugs. They can also act as on campus/ off campus referral agents for resource people. The concept for the program is prevention, intervention, and support. Students having difficulties with such things as drugs, alcohol, dating, or personal problems can stop in the PHE office in Moln D124 and get free and confidential counseling from one of the experienced and informed students. If a student feels uncomfortable about talking to someone else, he can view one of the many educational videos about AIDS, alcohol abuse, cancer, drug abuse, nutrition, and rape. There is also a resource library in which a student can check out I. T • . 1* I k u i . n i n i i i jw u i i g ui . n ; i date rape, and drug abuse. The student assistant program is also involved with many activities around campus. Alcoholics anonymous and narcotics anonymous arc set up by peer health educators. If any student is wishing to start up support groups for eating disorders, eodcpcndcncy, or sexual assault/ incest survivors, can contact Marcy at 595-2238. According to Cayo, the Substance Abuse Prevention Coordinator, "Our main concern is to teach students to make healthy and responsible choices." The purpose of the program is to find resource in communication and to help students relieve their education from outsidedifficulties. • ' . * r formation on Peer Health Educators or for peer listening and resource survival can stop in PHE office. They are located in Molinaro D124 and are available Monday- Friday 8:00-4:30. An effort in frustration. A UW-Parkside stident, after waiting in line for nearly two hours, anxiously awaits the results of her schedul ng a t temp t s . Homecoming '92...Elect-Trifying J o b s B u y Check out S e l l the classified L o s t Fo u n d section! Chuck Petrach Special to The Ranger News This year UW-Parkside is jumping into the political arena with an Elect-Trifying Homecoming! We all have campaign fever and plan to put into action the largest UW-Parkside Homecoming Convention to help elect our supreme candidates in the '92 vote. During this year's convention we will be holding the primary elections for King and Queen on Monday and Tuesday, September 28 and 29, along with Rock The Vote voter registration in Molinaro Hall, on Sep- THE PARKSIDE UNION te filliW-,r'rr BUILDING & DINING SERVICE HOURS Union Square Mon-Thurs: 11am-11pm Friday: 11am-7pm Sat & Sun: open only for registered events Information Center Mon- Thurs: 8am - 6pm Friday: -8am - 4:15pm Weekend Brunch Sat & Sun: 11am - 1pm Reservation Office Mon-Thurs: 8am-6:30pm Tues, Weds, Fri: 8am-4:30pm Union Square Grill Mon - Thurs: 1 lam - 10pm Friday: 11am-2:30pm & 4:30pm - 7pm Union Deli Mon-Fri: 11am-7pm Saturday:" 11am-. 1pm ' & 5pm-6pm Sunday: 4pm-7pm Dining Room Mon - Thurs: 7:30am -2pm & 4:30pm - 7pm Friday: 7:30am - 2pm Rec Center Mon- Thurs: 9am -11pm Friday: 9am-midnight Saturday: noon - midnight Sunday: noon - 10pm Coffee Shoppe Mon - Thurs: 7:30am -6:30pm Friday: 7:30am-2pm tember 30 and October 1, which are open to all students, faculty and staff. Wednesday, September 30, brings the All Campus Recruitment Fair, in which students can choose from over 40 clubs and organizations. The eagerly anticipated coronation of the King and Queen, who will reign for the next year will be held at 7pm. At 8pm sustained laughter will fill the Union Square as students compete in "You Laugh, You Lose," a comedy team that will give out prizes if they cannot make you laugh. On Thursday, October 1, we will be taking to the streets for a road rally that will circle the UWParkside campus area to pick out many Elect-Trifying clues. Road Damage, a live reggae band will follow, along with the traditional Homecoming Bonfire to let the faculty, staff and students generate excitement and enthusiasm for their home team! Friday, October 2, will bring a vigorous run/walk at noon sponsored by the Parkside Volunteer Program. The evening's festivities include ac asi no ni ght from 8-11 pm featuring roulette, craps, and Black Jack (dealers are still needed, please call x2277 if interested). Along with the casino there will be a Karaoke night, which can make anyone a singing star - sing to the background music of a favorite song, and you get to keep the cassette. On Saturday, October 3, support UW-Parkside by attending the Homecoming Soccer game - starting with the facultystaff game at noon, followed by the varsity game at 1:30pm. The 1a st Homecoming even t features a disc jockey dance, sponsored by campus radio WLBR. aMNTUBF • Computers BUSINESS HOME EDUEIITION *H18 con PON 18 WORTH 10% off our already tout prices on any yame software in stock SkDMOT D (SOTUMSJ ffUffi BUJiTOMUffi 6 J 24 22ndC/luenue Jfenosda, 7l)S7j3143 ("•)«* — Tel: (414) 654-5501 Tto"™ Video New videos focus on life THE RANGER NEWS, Page 5 Joe Kane Feature Writer You see, but you do not observe. •Sir Arthur Conan Doyle This week's new video release is America's Deadliest Home Video. It's the first commercial release for independent filmmakers Mick Wynhoff and Jack Perez. - ented Chicago actor, obtained his college degree from Carthage College, where he staged some dazzling theatrical productions. What do the Rodney King video and the recent spate of television's "home video" shows demonstrate? Videocameras arc everywhere, even providing material to the evening news. But there is a duality inherent in the burgeoning of the video revolution. One half of the equation is that nothing is real until it is seen on film, at which point it becomes ultra-real, able to be shown over and over, freeze-framed, edited. The other half is that taping something removes it from its reality, its humanity, detaching it from the vital human core. "Live on tape" is just one of the perplexing phrases produced by this phenomenon. Has the public become jaded? If the Simi Valley jury is any indication, seeing is not necessarily believing. Were they watching the same video we were watching? America's Deadliest Home Video stars former child star and now Philadelphia radio personality Danny Bonaducc (remember little Danny Partridge?). He plays Doug, a man obsessed with his videocamera. In fact, the entire film is seen through the lens of Doug's camera. It's a fresh idea, and one that works the majority of the time. After discovering his wife in a tryst, Doug takes off to discover America a la Jack Kerouac, videocam in hand. Here he falls ii.LV i! V. ! ' ' r'' gang. Mick Wynhoff, as the gang leader, is mercurial and there is Can anyone tell me what RangerFest is? Check next week's Feature section for more details! hardly a false note in his performance. The gang has a Bonnie and Clyde fixation and they kidnap Doug to record their violent spree for posterity. While this film is certainly no cinematic classic, it is a fine first effort, and clearly more thoughtprovoking than much of the drivel shown on cable TV. Premiere magazine writer ^ ' 1 ^ 1 Ct-1-1 • • WV .1V.1 luui i , 1< w has reinvented the art of independent film making." Film Threat states that it's "so good it's bound to stolen by Hollywood." This would be similar to how John Sayles' Return of the Sccaucus 7 was co-opted and turned into The Big Chill. America's Deadliest also garners extra points for using Racine as its backdrop. It's fun to spot the various areas used—Main S t., the lakefront, area gas stations, even Franksville. ADHV is available for rental at Videomania in Racine. Rating System: 10 = 2001: A Space Odyssey 1= 2010 Kane's Call: This week's related video is sex, lies, and videotape, winner of top honors at 1989's Cannes Film Festival. The film was written and directed by independent filmmaker Stephen Soderbergh. It involves a pair of lying husband, an undersexed housewife (Andie McDowell), her oversexed siste and sister, and a strange young man (James Spader) who returns to his home in Baton Rouge "to provide closure." Spader's peculiarity is that he enjoys videotaping women and interviewing them about their sexual histories. For him, the video screen has become more real than reality. Although some of the language at the beginning of the film is stil ted, this is an oddly compelling movicthat explores some previously untouched sexual territory in Kane's Call: DEAR DAD FOR SCHOOL \ & i Kenosha Factory Store, Lakeside Marketplace, 11211120th Ave., Exit 347. (414) 857-7333. Mon.-Sat. 10-9, Sun. 10-6. Discontinued/almost perfect sports and fitness stuff. THE RANGER NEWS, Pa ge 6 Editorial September 16, 1992 Parking at UW-Parkside a burden Andrew J. Patch Editor-in-Chief It's back. Well into it's third decade of dominance at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, our annual year-long wrestling meet with the problem of university parking has again begun. University officials thought that, with the addition of 200 new spaces and re-organized lots, we could avoid this tradition of frustration this year and in the future. They were wrong. For the entire first two weeks of classes thus far, students arriving later than 7:45am and before 2pm have been greeted by what was to have been a long-forgotten nightmare: white and yellow plastic signs bearing the moniker, "Parking Lot Full." Obviously, with the university having just devoted extensive amounts of funding toward the revamped parking lots as they now exist, chances are slim of there being any more 200 slot bonuses any lime soon. Obviously, we have a dificult problem to deal with. The solution? Arise with the dawn and arrive at campus before any sane person has opened their eyes? Possibly, but I'd personally just as soon not. Do as was suggested last year by columnist Gabe Kluka and take part in the "Parking Lot Game" - driving at breakneck speeds through full parking lots and in and out of the way of moving cars searching for that one remaining spot that you absolutely know must be there? Hmm...no. Just giveup, drop outofschool, and Hip burgers at McDonald's? Now that just might be plausible (if I hadn't already paid my $70 for an annual parking pass). How about car-pooling? Seriously, folks - it works for Dagwood in the funny papers (although the mailman may not agree), so chances are good that it can work here. With campus enrollment at roughly only 5,000, and the immenseamountof parking per capita we do have available compared to Notebook Inside Andy's office other UW System schools, it's really hard to figure out how we can have such a problem (ever tried to park within ten miles of any UWMilwaukee building?). With 5,000 students driving 5,000 different cars (and I apologize to those who do already car pool and/or take the bus), the picture becomes much clearer (and much more crowded). Really, people - we could easily rid ourselves of this problem with just a little bit of cooperation. How hard ts it to coordinate your schedule with a friend or two, and drive together? Most students' schedules start at either 8am or 9am and go to around 2pm, so just stay the extra hour or two if need be and share the ride with a friend, or even take the bus (there arc convenient pick-up and drop-off times and points throughout Racine and Kenosha). Not only would it save valuable parking slots and help save the environment, it could be a great way to meet people, as well. And it would mean I may actually get to park in the Comm. Arts mini-lot some day. Gab's Gab 6 6 The Incredible Mister Lifto" Gabe Kluka Feature Writer Last week while I was holding a discussion with a professorial type, a strange thing happened. The conversation turned to one of the more sordid aspects of our society. While bizarre conversations are usually the norm for me, this one went beyond the scope of my comprehension. It performer who is appropriately named "Mr. Lifto." Mr. Lifto was touring with the Lollapalooza side show this summer, and he apparently has an amazing talent. He can lift bricks with his penis. While this sounds impossible, it is not. Apparently his penis is pierced by a ring, and from this ring, a brick is suspended by a chain. While I have not seen this act, I have heard from a few people who have seen it, and they have said that it either leaves you feeling revolted, or amazed. I don't think that I would be either. I think I would want to know why anyone would do this. My first reaction is that Mr. Lifto probably docs this for money. I doubt thatanyone would try this for sexual kicks. I am in no position to know, nor do I want to try this to find out, but it docs make you wonder how Mr. Lifto, or anybody else, thinks of doing these things. Was he sitting around one day, and all of a sudden it popped into his head? "Hmmm, I wonder if I could lift a brick with this thing"? Was it a consequence of bragging while he was drunk/ "Oh yeah! Well I can lift a brick with mine"! Or was he so bored that he actually thought of the most bizarre thing he could do to pass the time? Who knows, and who rcallly cares? The point is that he has done something to distinguish himself from the masses, which is something everyone should try to do. I really don't know what the point of this column was, but I thought that it might create some interesting discussion, and perhaps create a few jobs out there for those of you who are desperate for money, and not scared of getting more than your ears pierced. David Chmielewski Columnist Last Wednesday afternoon I decided to go see Andy Patch, our esteemed editor, to discuss my ideas for this column and see how they fit in with his scheme for the paper. I caught him in the office, opening the door to the photo dark room. "Do you have a minute, Andy?" "Sure, Dan, what can I do for you?" "It's Dave, and I thought I'd like to talk to you about my column." "Hey, that was sure a great column you turned in this week...about the uh..." "Bike ride," said I. "Yeah, the bike ride. Great work, Dick." "It's Dave." "Yeah, Dave." "Anyway," I said, "I have some great ideas for the elections, you know, social/political commentary from the left. You don't see much of that these days." "Dave...Davey." He got up from behind the desk, came over and put his arm around me. "Hey babe. If I have one I have a dozen guys coming to see me every day about writing political columns. Everybody's got an angle." He turned to me and grabbed me by the cheek the way they do in those godlaiiior movies. What 1 need right now," he said, "is somebody to write light stuff, you know, uplifting stuff like your column about your bike ride to Idaho." "Iowa." "Whatever." "Well, I don't know," I said. "I mean I'd like to mix it up, but I'm not really an uplifted kind of person. I think what I realy have to contribute is some insight on the political debate in this country." "Look, if you want to write about politics, write about politics. That's fine with me, just keep it light." "But it's not a light subject..." He looked at me straight in the eyes. "With what we're paying you, you ought to be able to turn out anything. "But you're not paying me." University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, W1 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 "Oh....Well,whatever. Look, I don't have time to talk; I think we understand each other, don't we Daryl? After all, there are a dozen writers who'd like to be in your shoes, comprcndc?" "Si, comprendo," I s ighed. I turned to walk out of the office, my head hung. Just as I shuffled to the door, he called. "Oh, and Dave." "Yes?" "Keep up the good work." Editor s Note: I categorically deny ever having called this writer by anything other than his true name. I am truly offended that Don would ever accuse me oj such a thing. Got a gripe? Write a letter to the Editor! The Ranger News is published every Wednesday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Letter to Editor Policy The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 200 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 12 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive, libelous or misleading information, will be returned to the author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit all leters. THE RANGER NEWS STAFF Editor-in-Chief.... » . , _ . . Layout Editor .^Andrew J. Patch News Editor Annamaria Sexton Assistant News Editor::::.:: Dennia ?'arke Feature Editor g Assistant Feature Editor Sam Manchester SpSsI^ Cariise Newman/Kris Assistant Sports Editor... R'Le!] Photo Editors... ~ -David Debish Gwen Heller, Mike Paupore Business Manaqer. .... „ Assistant Business Manage,::: Advisors. •Judy Logsdon, Jan Nowak, Stuart Rubner September 16, 1992 Tiie Ranger News, Page 7 jvfiisic Review "Singles" soundtrack displays "Seattle sound" Cnm \/fan/»l»oetuf * « (Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Sam Manchester Feature Editor As flannel and Doc Martenclad teenagers strive to become "alternative", and record executives flock to Seattle in search of then ext Nirvana, the mainstays and founders of this incredible music scene have stripped themselves bare of any commercial influence to create a compilation of musical styles and influences as intense as this reviewer has ever heard. 01 course I'm speaking of those hard-core grunge acts such as Mudhoney, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Alice In Chains and Pearl Jam (Even though these bands a ren't complete grunge, I will classify them as such just to be hip). These bands all have roots in and around the city of Seattle and since the movie "Singles" takes place there, producer Cameron Crowe deemed it appropriate to showcase what he considered to be the heartbeat of the town - its music. Consisting of thirteen powerful songs ranging in content from intense anger and frustration ("Would?," Alice In Chains, and "Birth Ritual," Soundgarden) to beautifully harmonic emotion ("Chloe Dancer/Crown Of Thorns," Mother Love Bone, and "Seasons," by Chris Cornell), "Singles" successfully conveys the message and intent of the movie's writers. The story focuses on two couples searching for happiness and love in ah arsh, demanding city and merely uses the music as a selling for the events that determine the character's fates. The best efforts on this disc are given by the original grunge bands that have not lost touch with reality or sold out commercially. Nirvana, by the way, does not have an appearance on this album due to their recent tirade of mindless insults aimed at their counterparts and their virtual alienation from the city. Pearl Jam's "Breath" is characteristically Zeppelin-esque and is successful with a skeletal, two chord arrangement that allows vocalist Eddie Vedder to wander and experiment with his own unique style of singing. Chicago's "Smashing Pumpkins" offers a unique blend of melody and feedback to get their point across in "Drown,' bui perhaps the most pleasant surprise on the disc is the addition of "grunge founder" Jimi Hendrix's "May This Be Love". Practically all of the bands present owe allegiance to Hendrix and most go out of their way to acknowledge his priceless in flucnce on their blossoming careers. Other obvious in fluences include Led Zeppelin (Pearl Jam, Chris Cornell, Mother Love Bone) and Black Sabbath Volunteer Opportunities Phonefriend Helpline Volunteer for Safe Haven, Racine. Do you enjoy listening to children on the telephone who are lonesome, bored, or afraid? Can y ou volunteer three hours per week? Atten d a four hour training session, sign up for one day from 3-6pm and be that special person on the other end of the telephone line. See Carol in the Volunteer Office for more information. Sixth grade tutor in Somers Elementary School. Receive the rewarding feeling of helping young people learn. Volunteer as little as one hour a week at the time most convenient for you. Stop by the Career Center today. Family Financial Consultant training is NOW. Learn basic understanding of family finances, appreciate family diversity and become knowledgeable of community resources. Attend a twelve hours of training - four Wednesday evenings beginning September 16, Following training, each consultant works with a minimum of two families on financial management. Call 595-2011. On campus placement. Become a disabled transport aide for severely burned UW-Parkside student. Will match schedule and where convenient, push wheelchair for someone who needs help. Contact Carol Engberg in Volunteer Office - WLLC D175 for these or other possible volunteer opportunities. Alice In Chains). Although record companies will undoubtedly do their best to try and discover the next Nirvana (Do we really want another Nirvana?), never again will there emerge a group of musicians with the hunger and emotion that is present on the "Singles" soundtrack. Only time will tell if commercialism will drown the Seattle scene with a smattering of "wannabes" and poseurs, but this disc will always stand as a monument to what will always be considered the haven of modern pop/ alternative culture. U n i v e r s i t y o f W i s c o n s i n - P I a t t e v i l l e "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost. That is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." —Henry David Thoreau Learn Your Way Around The World • Study abroad in London, England or Seville, Spain • Courses in liberal arts and international business • Fluency in a foreign language not required • Home-stays with meals • Field trips • Financial aid applies Application deadlines: April 30 for fall semester, October 20 for spring semester For a program description and an application packet, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisconsin-PIatteville 1 University Plaza Platteville, Wisconsin 53818-3099 (608) 342-1726 Who's On First 1. No purchase required. 2. One scratch card per customer visit 3. Customer visit is defined as a one hour interval. 4. Cards not winning food prizes are eligible for the Instant Replay Drawing. 5. Entries not on scratch cards must be handwritten on paper the same size ast he scratch cards and contain the same information. 6. Mechanically reproduced forms are not eligible. 7. Contest open to all registered students, faculty and administration. 8. Proof of eligibility may be required. 9. PFM employees and their families are not eligible for prizes in either contest. SCRATCH CARD (.OVEUO. GAME 10. Scratch cards redeemable for food prizes through Oct. 15. 1992 11. Void where prohibited. Get yours NOW!! Union Dining Room Rules of the k Game Sports THE RANGER NEWS Wednesday, September 16, 1992 Rangers split against D-2 foes in UW-Parkside open INSIDE... Women's volleyball opens home season with a win. B2 Dr. L. is back, the Pack is not. B3 Section D) o By CHRIS RYAN Sports Writer The UW-Parkside Soccer t r it . * •% . IV-kllll .. .v_»i I.VJ , , s_,,, ouun day af ter a disappointing home loss to the #2 ranked U of Missouri St. Louis Rivcrmen. The game was a defensive battle that featured the Rivcrmen holding onto a slim 2-1 lead to defeat the Rangers, who were ranked #12 in NCAA Division II play. UMSL UWP 2 1 With UMSL leading 1-0 at halftime, Parkside applied heavy pressure to the UMSL defense by starting 1991 All-American Tom Czop in the second half. This was Czop's first major playing time since suffering a leg injury. His return added a much needed spark to the Ranger offense. After UMSL scored their second goal from a deadball restart, the Rangers retook control of the game, but ran out of time to execute any scoring drives. With center midfielders Ron By CHRIS RYAN Sports Writer On Sunday, Sept 13, the Rangers improved their record to 2-1 alter a convincing 4-1 victory over visiting Bellarmine. Parkside was able to utilize the spaces given them, play early releases, and create some good scoring opportunities to nail down the win. Halfway through the first half Goalkeeper Joel Meadow's quick UMSL UWP 2 1 Mateo Mackbee Knestrict and Derrick Wilkinson clamping down on the Rivermen's offense and defenders Chris Ryan, Peter Gyrko,and Mark Gyrko pushing the ball forward, UMSL found themselves stepping back on their heels. With 4:45 remaining Ron Knestrict's corner kick found an open Chris Ryan, who soared high to head the ball past the Rivermen *s goalie. Parkside finished off the game dropkick cleared half the field for a quick counter attack. Tom Czop capitalized on aBellarmine miscue when he volleyed the ball to a racing Bob Rogers, who headed the ball past the on-rushing goalkeeper to draw lirst blood for the Rangers. playing furiously, but was unable to find the equalizer. "If they are number two, we are not far behind. This is only our second game and we still have a lot to work on. We are looking forward to playing UMSL again." Ranger women go 3-2 at Mankato State Tourney, record at 5-6 By DAVID DEBISH Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball team traveled to Mankato State University in Minnesota over the weekend to participate in the Mankato State Autumn V-IUSMC voiicyoun louuiuiucni. The Rangers opened the Tournament, Friday Sept 11, with a win over Saginaw Valley State University of MI. Beating Saginaw Valley in three games out of four. In the Rangers second match of the day they let a tough Mankato State defeat them in three out of four games. UW-Parkside's Volleyball Coach Lynn Theehs attributes the loss to not having enough time to prepare between the first and second matches. "Mankato State is a tough team and to beat them we would have to be at the top of our game," stated Theehs. Mankato St. went on to win the tournament by going undefeated. In their final game of the day Rangers defeated Mt. Mercy in three out of five games. In this match Mt. Mercy took the Rangers to the full five games, exploiting a tired Ranger offense. On Saturday, Sept 12, the Ranger women defeated South Dakota in marathon match of five games, winning uuee oi uic live. In the final match of the tournament St. Thomas exploited Parkside's apathy and tiredness to win in slaighl games. "We beat ourselves," stated coach Theehs. "We let them win. In this tournament we started strong, but failed to finish with the intensity that we are capable of playing. We also had some smart offensive plays and exceptional play out of Terri Hohmann a returning sophomore." For the tournament Hohmann had 36 kills, 10 service aces, and 33 digs. Other outstanding players were Christine Maher with 31 kills, 8 service aces, and 56 digs and Karen Dillo with 47 kills, 6 service aces, and 26 digs. UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball Team is 5-6 for the season. The Rangers play this weekend in Chicago and in Saginaw, Michigan. ' Itiltflfll With 5 minutes left in the first half, Ron Knestrict found Colum Donahue at the top of the box. Donahue touched the ball to an overlapping Derrick Wilkinson who hammered the ball in from 25 yards out for the Ranger's second goal. In the second half with lOminutes left, Mateo Mackbce struck gold as he slotted the ball past the goalkeeper for the third Ranger point. Tom Czop's solid passing earned him an assist on the play. He set up Mackbee for his successful battle with the goalie. Oscar Toscano's free kick, five minutes after Mackbee's goal, was recrossed by Mackbee to Ryan who headed ithome to tally the Ranger's final goal. The rest of the game turned ragged as the benches were cleared, and the substitutes sent in. Tom Czop Sunday. Come and see the Rangers in action as they host Purdue-Calu- Bellarmine scored its only goal with meton Wednesday at4:00pm., and 12:48 left to play. UW-Parkside Soccer Coach Rick Kilps liked the spirit and intensity displayed by the team, and observed that they are improving with each game. Overall, UMSL took first in the UW-Parkside Soccer Classic with a 2-0 win over Mercyhurst on again on Saturday when they try and continue their winning ways against U. Missouri-Rolla. Saturday's game is a special attraction for young soccer players, ages 4-18. Those who show up wearing a club soccer uniform will receive a free soda at the new Ranger concession stand. Runners from all over the Midwest will be at UW-Parkside this weekend for the Midwest Collegiate Championships Distance runners invited to TAC, UWParkside Open races Terry Hohmann, a sophomore outside hitter, netted 36 kill, 10 aces and 33 digs to lead the Rangers last weekend. From Releases - Distance runners interested in competitive racing will have three opportunities to compete on the University of Wisconsin- Parkside National Cross Country Course this fall. Interested men and women runners can register for the Open Division of the Midwest Collegiate Championships on Saturday, September 19. The race will feature a men's 8k race and a women's 5k race. The entry fee is $10. On Saturday, October 17, a men's 8k and women's 5k race will be held as part of the UW-Parkside Invitational Open Division. The entry fee is $10. UW-Parkside will host The Athletic Congress (TAC) National Cross Country Championships on Saturday, November28. Championships will be held in the junior and senior men's and women's divisions. The entry fee is $15. For more information on any of the races, call the UW-Parkside Athletic Department at 595-2245 or fax the Atlctic Department at 595-2225. R A N G E R N E W S S P O R T S , Page B2 K | ^££ September 16, 1992 BV DAVIDDEBISH enSe nets Ran9er women a win in home opener By DAVID DEBISH Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball team shincd in their home opener against St. Joseph's of Indiana. The Ranger's changed offense helped then take three out of four games and secure the win. "Last year we were were always digging out or being forced to play a defensive game," said Coach Lynn Thcchs, "but this year our team has matured and its 'want to win attitude' will win us alot of games." This changed offense has opened up alot of quick and aggressive points for the Rangers, resulting in some come from behind wins. Although the Rangers have added five new freshman to their roster, Theehs assures that they have been playing very controlled and have fit and worked well with the returning players. Jodie Down and Tammie Rickert both demonstrated this type of maturity in the first game when the Rangers went down 14 to 9 to St. Joseph's. Instead of panicking the Rangers played with an intensity on each serve that allowed them to comeback and win 16 to 14. After the home win the Rangers are 2-4 for the season and started preparing for a weekend tournament at Mankato State in Minnesota. Ranger Trivia Time Last week's question: Name the nine MLB players who won back to back MVP awards: P-Hal Newhouser 1944-5 Detroit C-Yogi Berra 1954-5 N. Y. Yankees 1B-Jimmie Foxx 1932-3 Philadelphia 2B-Joe Morgan 1975-6 Cincinnati 3B-Mike Schmidt 1980-1 Philadelphia SS-Ernie Banks 1958-9 Chicago Cubs OF-Dale Murphy 1982-3 Atlanta OF-MickeyMantle 1956-7N.Y. Yankees OF-RogerMaris 1960-1 N.Y. Yankees This Week's Question: The Milwaukee Brewers Robin Yount achieve his milestore 3000th hit last week all with the Brewers. How many of the other 16 players who have 3000 career hits did so with one team? This Week in Volleyball Thursday vs. Wisconsin Lutheran Friday at UM-KC Saturday at Saginaw Valley Tournament Chain Reaction If you missed last Thursday Night, you can't afford to miss this weeks Thursday night bash. Every Thursday is College Ninht Featuring: • No Cover with College I.D. • $3.00 Pitchers • 0.50 Shots of Cactus Juice • $1.00 Shots of Fire Water • Kenosha's hottest dance jams with UW-Parkside's D.J.L.A. Terrific Tuesdays Featuring: • .500 Tappers • No Cover • All Request Night with D.J.L.A. Wednesdays $1.50 Margaritas Free Tacos 5-8 This Saturday at Chain Reaction: Barry's Truckers $1.00 off Cover with College I.D. Intramurals 1992-1993 The first week of school means it's time for the start of UW-Parkside's intramural programs. Intramural Director jii 1 r\uCi i iS Siin tuOkii L Y I U I 7vCi KGi S iui an Gi hiS pi'Gyi'aiTiS j scorers, officials and umpires are needed as well as an nstructor for the floor aerobics program. Anyone interested in a PAID position in the intramural department should contact Jim Koch a 595-2267 or stop in the Physical Education Building. Listed at the right are all the intramural events, their start dates, and entry form due dates. Sign-up sheets can be picked up in the Physical Education Builing on the IM Bulletin Board. Event Flag Football Days Start MW 09/21 T D r\n /oo Entry Deadline 09/18 Noon r\r\ H o - Wallyball MW 10/05 10/05 Noon Volleyball TR 10/06 10/02 Noon Basketball TR 10/06 10/02 Noon Superstars F 10/09 10/09 Noon Other Intramural Activities Floor Aerobics Water Aerobics Golf Tournament - Scramble Three Point Shootout If you have any questions, call Jim Koch at 595-2267 Ra n g e r Ne w s Sp o r t s , Page B2 September 16, 1992 Dr. L ON SPORTS After a two-week sabatical, Dr. L. has returned to the wacky world of sports to spread his expertise. Although the NFL season is only two weeks old, some things can be said right now, and Dr. L. is just the man to say them. For this week, I will focus my attention on the Green Bay Packers. Where do I begin? Well, let's OCgUi Willi 1U61 WOOKC1IUS Jl-J lois to therejuvenatedTampa Bay Buccaneers, which left many burning questions that need to be answered. To begin with, arc the Packers really that bad as demonstrated by last weekends performance? Dr. L. has a hard time answering this burning question for several reasons. First, how could a team that played a pretty good opening game then play a terrible second game? Not to mention the loss was at he hands of a traditional doormat team, oops, I mean a rejunvenated traditional doormat team. Once again it was mistakes (interceptions, penalties, etc.) and a 22-25, 360 yard passing performance by Vinny Testaverde that did the Packers in. However, isn't that always tne case for the Packers - mistakes aka "lack of consistentsy" in the past that seems to characterize past teams? On the flipside, maybe last weeks loss was at the hands of a rejuvenated team. Maybe, the Packers don't even have the neccesary talent needed to compete even with the lowly Colts and Buccaneers of the NFL. Maybe this is true when you closely examine the talent they have right now, some certain vital areas both offensivcly anil ucicnsivcly aikl painfully, maybe the Pack is that bad. Vinny's 22-25,360 yard game left Dr. L. wondering about the Packers defense and more importantly left me wondering about the personel employed at key areas. First, let's examine the Packer's defensive the defnsive line and grade their performance earned them an F+. It's very simple - no pressure put on Vinny at all. Does this sound familiar? This has been a consistent problem for the Packers, with regards to pressuring the quarterback for a long time. If you look at the elite defenses in the NFL, pressure on the quarterback consistently makes them great. Consistency is the key! The last Packer to provide any kind of pass rush was our oldfriendTim Harris. Before that, Ezra Johnson? Now we can look at the secondary. Although it is very easy to be critical of theirp erformance also, one must take into account the amount of time Vinny had to throw the ball. However, there is such a thing as a coverage sack, a concept the Packer's secondary has not fully grasped yet. More importantly, the Packers lack a "big time" defensive back who can come up with the big plays. Great defenses usually help offenses out by scoring points by way of the interception or fumble recovery. Maybe the Packers have filled this need,i n the form of number one draft c hoice Terrel B ucklcy, or, he could be another Tony Mandarich, DarrellThompson,etc. Lazily, icis iook at uic uiocn Bay quarterback situation. Once again, if you look at the elite teams in the NFL, they usually have a great quarterback. For the Packers, the search has gone on continuously since Bart Starr decided to retire. Folks...thats a long time. In 1989, the Packers thought they finally had their golden boy in the form Don Majikowski. NOT! Although he was on the verge of becoming one before a torn rotator cuff, that year has taken all the "Majik" out of the bottle forever. At this point, he has been reduced to a sub-par, streaky, NFL quarterback. In the NFL, consistency not streakyness at the quarterback position is the only formula for success. Dr. L. says it's ume already tog ive thee x -Heisman Trophy winner a shot. In Green Bay they are saying the same thing - the Ty is in. Overall, Dr. L doesn't know what it is going to take for Green Bay to put a winner on the field. At first, with the hiring of Mike Holmgren we throught it was finally solved. Although the season is only two weeks old, it looks like Mike might not be the answer in the long haul. Dr. L. has some suggestions: Don' go to theg ames you loyal Packer fans. Although this solution to the problem is rather extreme, it is time to do something drastic. This in ret urn, will ahve to force the Packer brain dust to put a winner on the field. 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Page 4 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 4 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE Campus reacts to Dean dismissal Dennis Clarke News Editor DennisDean, a OW-Parkside professor of English and humanities, was fired by the OW System BoBrd of Regents after it decided J)elID was indeed guilty of four ~of SClluaJ harasSment of stu- ",llelWeen 1985 and 1991. Tempt481yreplacementshave found for the three classes was inslructing this semes- .. Dean, a tenured faculty memj", blldbeen involved with Parktide since its inception in 1%8. ''Currently we have three different people handling Dean's classes," said Donald Kummings, professorof English at OW-Park· side and chairman of the English department "They have plenty of experience in teaching these classes, so 1felt pretty good about lhefactthstwedidgetgood people to replace him." Kummings reports that students seem to be handl ing the change well. "1' veheard a few reports," said Kummings, "and mainly they suggest to me that students are very glad to have this situation resolved and have some stability in the classes, which they deserve and should have had in the first place. "They (students) are happy 10 have the new instructors because professor Dean, perhaps understandably, was distressed and unhappy toward the end." Kummings reported that he is hopeful that the quest for a permanent replacement for Dean will run smoothly and relatively quickly. "I think that the department is going to be discussing a replacernentfor him as early as next week," said Kurnmings. "We will go through a normal recruitment process," commented Howard Cohen, Dean of the School of Liberal Arts. Both Cohen and Kummings indicated that they felt the entire Dean controversy has been an unndian policy change eing debated by many Nick Zabn Assistant News Editor COlltroversy has arisen surroundingthe legitimacy of certain persons claiming 10 be American Indians,as shown in a report from TheCapital Times. "A state board wants the UniversityofWisconsin 10screen stucems woo claim 10 be American Indiansas a way to prevent fraud," aboard member said. Cunently, UW students need onlyto identify themselves as an Amen.can Indi.an to be considered one. By making that claim they qUalifyfor grants and SChOI~Ships . targeted for needy minorities. the Theproblem, some say, is that , UW system does not check or SC:e" these applicants, so students w 0 have no Indian background aredefraudingthe university with- OUttheirknowledge. ~dmissions adviser Chris hi deeds. an American Indian 19~seIf,Ii.gores two-thirds of the UW~?Can Indians students at '"!'beMadison are self-identified. III b8e Students account for as Ilolirti as $500 ,0p0e0r year m., rruty grants and aid," he said. Manydeeds contends that some "check in the box" Indians are getting money they don't deserve and which should be going to other minorities. UW administralOrsresponded that Manydeeds' estimates were off and said they have no recorded evidence of actual abuse. " Andrea "Tess" Arenas, acting OW system special assistant on minority affairs, wiUtalk to the 13- member state board in Stevens Point. The board, created in 1979, advises the state superintendent, Board of Regents, the Higher Educational Aids Board and the Vocational, Technical and Adult Education Board on all matters related to American Indian education. Arenas said she is still gathering information about the issue and the university has not decided whether a policy change is needed. Board chairman Mr. Pyatskowit, said the state board, whose members are appointed by the governor, will probably ask the UW to implement some sort of screening process. "I think they have to look at their policy," he said. fortunate, albeit necessary, occurrence. "1 think we all very much regretted the circumstances that led to his dismissal and wish that none of this would have happened," said Cohen. "Nobody takes any pleasure in there having 10be a dismissal of a tenured faculty member. ''On the other hand," continued Cohen, "he was found 10have committed acts that justify dismissal. I think it's good that the University took that step, given what they found." Kummings reflected Cohen's attitude. "It certainly is unfortunate for Dennis Dean, but it is very unfortunate for his students," he said. Kummings added that he felt bad about the rate at which matters proceeded in the case. "Maybe the University could have done something a little differently over the summer," he sug- Continued on Page 2 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1992 Long wait: students wait patiently as food service personnel acclimate themselves 10the new charging system. The system will soon, according 10Union Director Bill Niehbur, cut waiting time significantly. November is earliest date for tuition decision Alan R, Cook and Dennjs Clarke News Writers UW-Parkside students anxious about 1993-94 tuition costs can expect no immediate relief for their worries from the Universitv of Wisconsin Board of Regents. No official decision about next year's tuition costs will be announced until November or later. "No decisions have been made ...Nodecisions will be made in the immediate future," stated Judith Temby, secretary of the Board, in a September 17 telephone interview. Tembyexplained the process that the Board of Regents follows as it deliberates on tuition costs. At their last meeting, Board members received a detailed study paper that presents a variety of options, ranging from "~o increases at all" 10"substanual percentage increases." At theirOclObermeeting, the Board of Regents will adopla set of basic principles based on this study. Not until November, Temby said, when they begin their biennial budget review, wiU actual figures and percentages be discussed. Only after that can an official decision and announcement be expected. However, there has been much said concerning the possible tuition increases recently. U At Wisconsin universities, a frrst-rate education is still very affordable," noted Governor Tommy Thompson. "I want to keep it that way." UW Board of Regents George Steil echoed the governor's sentiments. "We all agree that DOneof us want to see double-digit inflation on the rate oftuition and that this would be something that would be totally unacceptable 10this board." Steil wished to put an end to fears that the Board of Regents would approve a 22.2 percent tuition increase that had been recommended by UW System administration. OW administrators had recommended three separate tuition options to raise faculty and academic staff salaries. The other two options called for increases of 13.6 or 12.7 percent. It appears unlikely that large tuition increases in the future will • garner much support either. Milton Neshek, the chairman of the Governor's Compensation Commission told the Board of Regents that "dramatic annual increases in tuition rates should be avoided" and that double-digit tuition hikes "probably would not be acceptable." Neshek did however add that tuition, as well as state aid 10 the university. must increase in order to maintain the quality of education throughout the UW System. "The system is at risk if we continue along the current path," he said. Steil was confident that an acceptable remedy to the financial bind in which theUW SySlemfinds itself can be found. "1 think that we'll be able to work it out with the state of Wisconsin," said Steil, "and then we would be able 10 hold the tuition under the ten percent and keep it in single digits." 1an nside ... Minority enrollments up at UW-Parkside. Page 2 RangerFest to rock Union Square. Page 3 '"'"IEV\IS Editorial ... The guest editorial this week is an open letter from the United Council. See it on Page 6 Check out Sam's music review on Faith No More. Page 4 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 4 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1992 Campus reacts to Dean dismissal Dennis Clarke News Editor Dennis Dean, a UW-Parkside professor of English and humanities, ~ fired by the UW System Board of Regents after it decided J)aD wa, indeed guilty of four _,.asofsexual harassment of sLubetweell 1985 and 1991. Temporary replacements have found for the three classes Dell was instructing this semesDean, a tenW'ed faculty memiler, bad been involved with Parkside since its inception in 1968. "Currently we have three different people handling Dean's ctas.,es," said Donald Kummings, professor of English at UW-Parkside and chainnan of t.he Engli h department ''They have plenty of experience in teaching these ctas.,es, so I fell pretty good about thef.:tthat wedidgetgoodpeople to replace him." Kummings reports th l students seem to be handling t.he change wen. "I'veheardafewreports,"said Kummings, "and mainly they suggest to me that students are very glad to have this situation resolved and have some stability in the classes, which they deserve and should have had in the first place. ''They (students) are happy to have the new instructors because professor Dean, perhaps understandably, was distressed and unhappy toward the end." Kummings reported that he is hopeful that the quest for a pennanent replacemem for Dean will run smoothly and relatively quickly. "I think that the department is going to be discussing a replacement for him as early as next week," said Kummings. 'We will go through a nonnal recruitment process," commented Howard Cohen, Dean of the School of Liberal Arts. Both Cohen and Kummings indicated that they felt the entire Dean controversy has been an unndian policy change eing debated by many Nick Zahn Aaistant New Editor Cmttroversy has arisen surrounding the legitimacy of certain JlttSOOs claiming to be American Indians, as shown in a report from The Capital Times. "A state board wants t.he University of Wisconsin to screen students who claim to be American Indians as a way to prevent fraud," a board member said. Currently, UW students need only ro identify themselves as an American Indian to be considered one .. By making that claim, they qualify for grants and scholarships targeted for needy minorities. the Theproblem,somesay,isthat UW 5Ystem does not check or st;:e" these applicants, so students w O have no Indian background are defrauding the university without their knowledge. Ma Admissions adviser Chris h" 0Ydeeds, an American Indian 1~~self, fi_gures two-thirds of the UW-~~ Indians students at ~'4\IJ50ll are self-identified. much students account for as asssooooo . . llOri , per year m m1- ty grants and aid," he said. Manydeeds contends that some "check in the box" Indians are getting money they don't deserve and which should be going to other minorities. UW administrators responded that Manydeeds' estimates were off and said they have no recorded evidence of actual abuse. Andrea "Tess" Arenas, acting UW system special assistant on minority affair , wiU talk lo the 13- member state board in Stevens Point. The board, created in 1979, advi the state superintendent, Board of Regents, the Higher Educational Aids Board and the V ocational, Technical and Adult Education Board on all matters related to American Indian education. Arenas said she is still gathering information about the issue and the university has not decided whether a policy change is needed. Board chafrman Mr. Pyatskowit, sajd the state board, whose members are appointed by the governor, will probably ask the UW to implement some sort of screening process. "I think they have to look at their policy," he said. fortunate, albeit necessary, occurrence. "I think we all very much regretted the circumstances that led to his dismissal and wish that none of th.is would have happened," said Cohen. "Nobody lalces any pleasure in there having to be a dismissal of a tenured faculty member. "On the other hand," continued Cohen, "he was found to have committed acts that justify dismissal. I think it's good that the University took that step, given what they found." Kummings reflected Cohen's attitude. "It certainly is unfortunate for Dennis Dean, but it is very unfortunate for his students," he said. Kumm in gs added that he felt bad about the rate at which matters proceeded in the case. "Maybe t.he University could have done something a little differently over the summer," he sug- Continued on Page 2 Long wait: students wait patiently as food service personnel acclimate themselves to the new charging system. The sy tern will soon, according to Union Director Bill Niehbur, cut waiting time significantly. November is earliest date for tuition decision Alan R.Cook and Dennis Clarke News Writers UW-Parkside students anxious about 1993-94 tuition costs can expect no immediate relief fortheirworriesfrom the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents. No official decision about next year's tuition costs will be announced until November or later. "No decisions have been made ... No decisions will be made in the immediate future," stated Judith Temby, secretary of the Board, in a September 17 telephone interview. Temby explained t.he process that the Board of Regents follows as it deliberates on tuition costs. Attheirlastmeeting,Boardmembers received a detailed study paper that im:sents a v~ety _of options, ranging from _no increases at all" to "substanual percentage increases." At their October meeting, the Board of Regents will adopt a set of basic principles based on this study. Not until November, Temby said, when they begin their biennial budget review, will actual figures and percentages be discussed. Only after that can an official decision and announcement be expected. However, there has been much said concerning the possihle tuition increases recently. "At Wisconsin universities, a first-rate education is still very affordable," noted Governor Tommy Thompson. "I want to keep it that way." UW Board of Regents George Steil echoed t.he governor's sentiments. "We all agree that none of us want to see double-digit inflation on the rate of tuition and that this would be something that would be totally unacceptable to this board." Steil wished to put an end to fears that t.he Board of Regents would approve a 22.2 percent tuition increase that had been recommended by UW System administration. UW administrators had recommended three separate tuition options to raise faculty and academic staff salaries. The other two options called for increases of 13.6 or 12.7 percent. It appears unlikely that large tuition increases in the future will gamer much support either. Milton Neshek, the chainnan of the Governor's Compensation Commission told the Board of Regents that "dramatic annual increases in tuition rates should be avoided" and that double-digit tuition hikes "probably would not be acceptable." Neshek did however add that tuition, as well as state aid to the university, must increase in order to maintain t.he quality of education throughout the UW System. "The system is at risk if we continue along the current palh," he said. Steil was confident that an acceptable remedy to the financial bind in which the UW System finds itself can be found. "I think that we'll be able to work it out with t.he state of Wisconsin," said Steil, "and then we would be able to hold the tuition under the ten percent and keep it in single digits." I Dennis Clarke News Editor According to preliminary figures, enrollment of minority students at UW-P;ui<side is up drastically this fall, as compared to figures from this time last year. After the second day of registration, figures showed that there were485 minority studentsenrolled at UW·Parkside, a 22.4 percent increase over last fall's figures. Minority enrollment includes Hispanic, African American, Asian and American Indian snidents. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, feels there are various reasons for the jump in minority enrollment. "It's a lot of little positive steps," said Grace. "It's recruitment, it's retention, it's staffing. The efforts wc'veputinto making a diverse staff - that makes a difference." Anthony Brown, Director of the Center for Educational and CulLural Advancement, agrees. "There are a lot of students being retained at this university," said Brown. "I think that's where the biggest increase in (minority) enrollment is." However, Brown notes that there are other factors involved in the increase. "First you should look at the demographics in tl)e cities of Kenosha and Racine. Even in just the past five years, the African American numbers went up from about 3000 to 5000 now," commented Brown. Grace claimed that help provided by Student Support Services assisted in boosting the minority enrollment figures. Brown agrees, but Iccls thal programs such as Student Support Services have been inaccurately labeled as minority programs. ''There are a lot of federal programs that are stigmatized as minority programs - like welfare, social service programs. We have federal programs on this campus that are being wrongly stigmatized as serving only minority students. ''There's only one program in this university - that's our program (the Center for Educational and Can't save? At ECU, saving is easy ... and you earn more! Regular savings earns 4.55%, yielding 4.63%! Serving all UW Parkslde emptoyees and students. Iw~J Tallent HalfRm. 286 595-2150 9,30-4,00 CoraiReef 'Eatery &Pub Thursday Nite College Nite $2 Cover • Disc Jockey "MUS1'CD'" r, severy Thursday DOUBLE TROUBLE 8oz. Shorties Miller or Lite: 2 for $1 $1 Shots 302-58th 51. it Kenosha q ~2~~65~2~-O~5~O2J."5~~. 6~58~-8~7~3~~~' r hood so wonderfully," and, "Iwis~ we had more ume; there are s many things I'd like to eXPlor WIith you. " e "He wanted to have sex wi~ me," Thome testified. Jackie Arena, also a studenlil Thome's English class with Dean, had received an F on her finalE~ glish composition folder and had gone todiscussher grade withDean Arena testified that Dean askedha if she would like to go for a wall. Dean and Arena walked IOtheClUil country trails where Dean a,kej questions about Arena's parenb and whether or not she had a boy. friend. Arena also testified Ihai Dean asked her, "How imponam~ this grade to you?" and that healsi offered to "work something OUL" Arena also testified that Deal had grabbed her hand, pulled h~ and said, "You seem lonely and insecure." Kimberly Meyer testified Ihai while she was a student of Dean's in the spring of 1988, she approached Dean in his office 10 d~cuss an assignment. Dean and Meyer took a walk to Petrifying Springs park, about a quarter or a mile from campus. There, Meye! claimed Dean kissed her. Wanda Leiting, a UW-Park· side graduate, claimed during Ihe hearing that in 1985 Dean had leaped on her in his office and kissed her. Leiting said that she Continued on Page 4 Dr. McGillicuddy's" Jagermeister .. Rumple Minz Editor's Note: Due to last-minute changes in layout, a portion of the Dennis Dean Story in last week's issue was accidentallyomitted. Also, in a reference to the charges against Dean, the charges were incorrectly referred to as assault - they were in fact charges of harassment. The Ranger News apologizes to its readers and to Tala Hay, the story's writer. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Now's Your Chance ... LT/T S M!JL~ YL'lYE.91.L/ Clubs find Org'anizations: $ to Sponsor or Help Sponsor Innovative Alcohol/Drug Free Events. Endless Possibilities! Some Ideas Include: ., Dances (D] Band) ., Mock Trial ., M"ovies ., Cultural Events ., Intramural Sports ., Theme Parties ..,, Res. Halls ProgranlS" Guest Lectures (Your Program Idea!) Call 595·2338 or Stop in by Moln 0124 for \pplications or More Information. Sponsored by: Student Assistance Program $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tut RA. 'GER Ntws, Page 2 Minority enrollments up at UW-Parkside Dean dismissal Continued from Page 1 gested. Dennis Clarke News Editor According to preliminary figures, enrollmenL of minority sludents at OW-Parkside is up drastically this fall, as compared to figures from this time last year. After the second day of registration, figures showed that there were485 minority students enrolled at UW-Parkside, a 22.4 percent increase over last fall's figures. Minority enrollment includes Hispanic. African American, Asian and American Indian students. Gary Grae~, assislanL chancellor for student affairs, feels there are various reasons for the jump in minority enrollment. "It's a lot of little positive steps," said Grace. "It's recruitment, it's retention, it's staffing. The efforts we'veputinto making a di verse staff - that makes a difference." Anthony Brown, Director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, agrees. "There are a lot of students being retained al this university," said Brown. "I think that's where' the biggesL increase in (minority) enrollment is." However, Brown notes that Lherc are other factors involved in the increase. "First you should look at the demographics in the cities of Kenosha and Racine. Even in just the past five years, the African American numbers went up from about 3000 to 5000 now," commented Brown. Grace claimed that help provided by Student Support Services assisted in boosting the minority enrollment figures. Brown agrees, buL fc~Is thal progrnms such as StudentSupportServiceshavebeen inaccurately labeled as minority programs. "There are a lot of federal programs that are stigmatized as minority programs - like welfare, social service programs. We have federal programs on this campus that are being wrongly stigmatized as serving only minority students. "There's only one program in this university- that's our program (the CenLer for Educational and Can't save? At ECU, saving is easy ... and you earn more! Regular savings earns 4.55%, yielding 4.63%! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. I_Jti:Qi_l Tallent Half Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Cora[~ef T.atery&Pu6 Thursday Nite College Nite $2 Cover • Disc Jockey "M . D ' " Th d us1c r. s every urs ay DOUBLE TROUBLE 8oz. Shorties Miller or Lite: 2 for $1 $1 Shots Dr. McGillicuddy's Jagermeister RumrleMinz Cullural Advancement) - Lhat has a specific mission of serving African American, Native American, Asian and Hispanic students," concluded Brown. Brown also notes, however, that the CECA does not only serve minority students. "We don't only help minority students," said Brown. "We help everyone. We never tum anyone away." With that in mind, Brown suggested that attention be turned to the needs of other groups of students also. "We should start looking at other students whose needs aren't being mcL," uolc<l Brown. "Like international students for example. Our minority enrollments are going up; international student enrollments are going down. What's going on there? Do they have a home (at UW-Parkside)?" Preliminary figures indicated that foreign student enrollmem stood at 27, down one student from lasL year's mark. Enrollmenl of while students was down slightly also, to 4,222. Final enrollment figures should be available soon. Editor's Note: Due to last-minute changes in layout, a portion of the Dennis Dean Story in last week's issue was accidentally omitted. Also, in a reference to the charges against Dean, the charges were incorrectly referred to as assault - they were in fact charges of harassment. The Ranger News apologizes to its readersandk> Tara Hay, the story's writer. "I'm very sorry for the inconvenience caused," concluded Kummings, "and feel good only about the fact we were able to find others to replace him (Dean)." In November 1991, Dean was accused of sexually harassing four female students in separate incidents between 1985 and 1991. Atan open hearing before UWParkside' s Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee, Dean's accusers testified against him , detailing the alleged instances of harassment. Melinda Thome, a student in Dean's English Composition 101 class in the spring of 1991, filed a sexual harassment complaint against Dean after he allegedly made improper advances toward her. Thome had received a D on her final English composition folder, and when she went to Dean to discuss the grade, he in tructed her to make up two assignm nts that had not been completed. Upon completion of the work, Thome went to Dean• s office, at which time Dean asked her if she wanted to take a walk with him. Thome agreed, thinking that Dean wanted to discuss her grade. However, Thome testified Lhat Dean began asking her per onal questionsandmalcing uchremarks as, "You blossomed into womanhood o wonde~ully ;· and, "I Wisl we had more ume; there are SI m~ny thi~g. I'd like to cxplori with you. "He wanted Lo have sex wi me," Thome t.estified. Jackie Arena, also a student' Thome's English class with had received an F on her final En glish composition folder and gone to discuss her grade with Dean Arena testified that Dean asked he if he would like to go for a Walk Dean and Arena walked to the country trail~ wher; Dean a~ question about Arena's paren and whether or not he had a bo friend. Arena also testified Dean asked her, "How import.ant this grad to you?" and that hea offered to "work something out Arena also te tified that had grabbed h r hand, pulled and aid, "You seem lonely in ecure." Kimberly Meyer te tified while he wa a tud nt of Dean in the spring of I 988, he a pro chcd Dean in hi office tod· cu s an as ignmenl. Dean an Meyer took a walk to Pctrifyin Spnngs park. a ut a quarter of mile from campu . There, Mey claimed Dean kissed h r. Wanda L iting, a UWide gr du Le, claimed during hearing that in 19 Dean leaped on her in hi office kissed her. L iting . id thaL Continued on Page $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Now's Your Chance ... L'E'TS Af.9L~ Jl f}]'E.9L£f Clubs ~nd Organizations: $ to Sponsor or Help Sponsor Innovative Alcohol/Drug Free Events. Endless Possibilities! Some Ideas Include: • • • Dances (DJ Band) Mock Trial Movies Intramural Sports Res. Halls Progran 1s (Your Proi;ram Idea!) Cultural Events Theme Parties Guest Lectures Call 595· 2338 or Stop in by Moln D124 for \pplications or More Information. Sponsored by: Student A~sistance Program $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ;pU'm~ber~23::::",:19~9:..:2:.-- ~T~I~IE:.'R~A~N~G~EP~~Ra~Ng:~.eE~~3W~S~, RangerFest to rock UW·Parkside's Union Square Sam Manchester Feature Editor The first official union of "RaclR. e Posse" bands Dead Fly B ckodabus, and Indig. o BOY'd :setlO take place this Fri- Roll/1Septem ber 25 in UWday. . S ParkSide'S Unton quare. The show is. entitled RaDgerFest'92 and Its mtenuons are w raiseas much money as possibleforThe Ranger News and 1IS publication. SlatedIMtanat5pm. the show 'llgo on non-slOp until midnight :'isguanmu:ed lO.satisfythroughouttheentire evenmg. RangerNews Editor-In-Chief JUL' Andy Patchcame up with the idea ~ for a show featuring local talent dha and saw the oPPOrtunity 10have an enjoyable benefit without the hassles of competition or contracts. The bands are all playing for free and have volunteered to do their own advertising and promotion (with a little help from The Ranger News). Featured in -the show will be OW -Parkside' s very Own Len Anhold, better known at the popularclub "Chain Reaction" as DJLA. Anhold will serve as MC for the show and will play requests before, after and between the hands' performances. Dead Fly Boy, winner of last year's Battle of the Bands, is known for their explosively energetic live performance and will surely live up to the audience's expectations. Featuring a powerful combination of thrash and alternative influences, Dead Fly Boy relies on a relentless rhythm section and the intense vocals of lead man Terry Kaprelian to whip their crowds into a frenzied, moshing rage. Joining Kaprelian are: Darrell Damrow, drums; Bruce Ralston, guitar; Steve Itzenhuiser, bass and Steve Truesdell, guitar. Look for the upcoming release of Dead Fly Boy's second demo, "In Search Of The Eternal Buzz," to be sold at Mainstream Music ani! other local venues. Also based out of Racine, Backodabus blends funk, rap and rock to transcend modem music standards and give a live performance tfiat is sure 10make-anyone get up and move. Centered around vocalist Nathan Jackson's soulful tones, Backodabus can be compared W anyone from Living Colour to Soundgarden witheut losing their original sound. Guitarist Mike Short relies on a funky, Hendrix-esque style to color Jackson's melodies while rhythm sec lion partners Joey Talbott (bass) and Sam Manchester (drums) flow effortlessly through tempo changes ranging anywhere from heavv funk 10 old school hip hop 10 heavy metal. The energetic sound of Backodabus can be heard on their recently released debut demo "Backodabus" and can be purchased either at RangerFest or j~ Art education lecture at UW-Parkside ~n'l : a, 'd~ ani yi~ "PoinlSofView," a discussion of, OIlCODternporaryarteducationfea- 'eya t'winglectures by three nationally distinguishedarteducators, will be 'art· heldon Thursday, September 24, : iii inthe Communication Arts Buildhoc ing,room129, at5pm. an: Speakers David Baker, Erik sir Forrestand Martin Rayala will dise I cussissues such as philosophical trends and curriculum strategies. Bakerearned his doctorate in art education from Pennsylvania SIlIle University. He has written many articles about the theory and practice of an education. From S4;ott Sheriff Feature Writer 197810 1989 he was the editor of "Shoot Arts." Baker was president of the National Art Education Association from 1989 until 1991. Currently, he is a professor of art and head of the Art Education Division at OW-Milwaukee. ' Forrest earned his degrees at the Edinburg College of Art and the University of Edinburg in Scotland. He received his doctorate in art education at Ohio State University where he is currently a professor of art. He has published several articles on art curriculum topics including British art education. A former dean of the Fine Arts Department at UW -Parkside, Forrest currently has a solo exhibit in the Art Gallery. Twenty of his acrylic and oil paintings will be on display until September 24. Rayala earned his doctorate in art education at the University of Oregon. He is now working at the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction where he is a state art education consultant. Rayala has been a leader in curriculum reform in visual art instruction throughout the state. Admission 10 the Thursday, September 24 lecture is free with a reception to follow. For more information, call the Art Department at 595-2581. The ParksideUnion • COMMUNITY LOCKERS • DININGROOM • BAR & GRILL • CATERING • ROOM RESERVATIONS • l'RAVELPROGRAMS • lARGE SCREEN TV • TABLEGAMES • BoWLING * MEETING RO )MS * TICKET SALt S * CHECK CAStlfNG * POSTAL DROI>S * FAX SERVICI * STAMP MACI nNE • COPY MACHl 'ffi * FULLY ACCE.,mLE • BILLIARDS * FOOSBALL * VIDEO GAMES • TABLE TENNIS • SPECIAL PROGRAMS * OUTDOOR PATIO * CINEMA THEA IRES • INFO CENTER • TVLOUNGE Mainstream Music in Racine or Milwaukee. Youthful Indigo Round joins the line-up with their unique version of "alternative-meets-jazz" style that brings up images of Led Zeppelin mixed with Screaming Trees (if you can believe that). Indigo Round will open the live show with their set at approximately 6pm and will be preceded byDJLA. So come out Friday, September 25 10 support local bands and Parkside's Ranger News publication. Tickets are available at the Ranger office or from band members for $3 and will be sold at the door for $5. For more information, call the Ranger office at 595-2295 or 2287. Study time: Student Grant Larson gets an early start on his mester's duties, wowng inlcntly on a pa r in the Librarv. Wednesday Noon Concert Series Chris Tishuk Assistant Feature Editor "Serving Campus and Community" The Wednesday Noon Concert Series, sponsored by the music department, begins today with a performance by Brassworks, a professional brass quintet. This free concert will be held in Room D-118 of the Communication Arts Building. BrassWorks has performed in recital at the Milwaukee Performing Arts Center and the City of Chicago Cultural Center. During the noon concert, BrassWorks will perform music by G.F. Handel, Gordon Jacob, and Victor Ewald. Free concerts will be held throughout the semester in the Wednesday Noon Concert Series and will be in Comm Arts D-118. Upeomingperformances include: Sep. 30- Sebronette Barnes, soprano, Cincinnati, performing music by African-American women. Oct. 7- Soundings, a southeastern Wisconsin-based chamber music ensemble. Oct. 14- Piano ensemble, James McKeever professor and chair of Music Department at OWParkside. Oct. 21- Case High Master Singers directed by Sue Crawley. Oct, 28- Voices of Parkside, James Kinchen, associate professor of music, UW-Parkside, director. Nov. 4- Barbara Enders, pianist and faculty member, College of Lake County. Nov. 11- Student Recital, UWParks ide music students. Nov. 18- Badger High School Chorus, Gordon Wisniewski, director. Nov. 25- Brass Ensemble and Percussion Ensemble, Randall Ruback and Robert Rummage, adjunct music faculty. Dec. 2- Student Recital, UWParkside music student Dec. 9- Chamber Orchestra, Pasquale Laurino, adjunct music faculty, OW -Parkside, director. Dec. 16- Guitar Ensemble, George Linquist, music lecturer, UW-Parkside, director. All concerts are free and open to the public. ~ember23_:,,_1_99_2 _______________________ -"--_____________________ ~T~•~•E~R~A~N~'G~F.~R~E~W~,P~a~g~e..:..3 ~ RangerFest to rock UW-Parkside's Union Square Sam Manchester Feature Editor 'Jbe first official union of . n,..,.,,." bands Dead Fly "Racine cu.,.,., . Backodabus, and Indigo soy,d 15• set to take place this Fri- Roun . UW day, Septe~bers 25 m - f'Mkside's Uruon quare. The show i_s . enti~led RangerFest '92 and its mtenuons are to raise as much money as posd • - sible for The Ranger News an 1ts publication. Slared 10 ~tart at 5pm. I he show ill go 00 non-stop until midnight :xi is guaranteed to~tisf y throughout the entire evenmg. Ranger News Editor-In-Chief Andy Parch came up with the idea for 8 shoW featuring local talent and saw the opportunity to have an enjoyable benefit without the has le ofcompetitionorcontracts. The bands are all playing for free and have volunteered to do their own advertising and promotion (with a little help from The Ranger News). Featured in -the show will be UW-Parkside's very own Len Anhold, better known at the popular club "Chain Reaction" as DJLA. Anhold will serve as MC for the show and will play requests before, after and retween the hands' performances. Dead Fly Boy, winner of last year's Battle of the Bands, is known for their explosively energetic live perfonnance and will surely live up to the audience's expectations. Featuring a powerful combination of thrash and alternative influences, Dead Fly Boy relies on a relentless rhythm section and the intense vocals of lead man Terry Kaprelian to whip their crowds into a frenzied, moshing rage. Joining Kaprelian are: Darrell Damrow, drums; Bruce Ralston, guitar; Steve ltzenhuiser, bass and Steve Truesdell, guitar. Look for the upcoming release of Dead Fly Boy's second demo, "In Search Of The Eternal Buzz," to he sold at Mainstream Music and other local venues. Also based out of Racine, Backodabus blends funk, rap and rock to transcend modem music standards and give a live performance tfiat is sure to make anyone Art education lecture at UW-Parkside Scott Sheriff Feature Writer "Points of View," a discu ion on contemporary art education fealUring lectures by three nationally distinguished art educators, will be held oo Thursday, September 24, in die Communication Arts Building. room 129, at 5pm. Speakers David Baker, Erik Fone.,taod Martin Rayala will disam issues such as philo phical uends and curriculum strategies. Baker earned his doctorate in an educalion from Penn ylvania Srale University. He has written many articles about the theory and piactice of art education. From 1978 to 1989 he was the editor of "S hool Arts." Baker was president of the National Art Education Association from 1989 until 1991. Currently, he is a professor of art and head of the Art Education Division at UW-Milwaukee. ~ Forrest earned his degrees at the Edinburg College of Art and the University ofEdinburg in Scotland. He received his doclOrate in art education at Ohio State Uni verity where he is currently a professorof art He has published several articles on art curriculum topic including British art education. A former dean of the Fine Arts Department at UW-Parkside, Forrest currently has a solo exhibit in the Art Gallery. Twenty of his acrylic and oil paintings will be on display until September 24. Rayala earned his doctorate in art education at the University of Oregon. He is now working at the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction where he is a state art education consultant. Rayala has been a leader in curriculum reform in visual art instruction throughout the state. Admission to the Thursday, September 24 lecture is free with a reception to follow. For more information, call theArtDepartment at 595-2581. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus a11d Community" • COMMUNITY LOCKERS • DINING ROOM • BAR&GRILL • CATERING • ROOMRESERVATIO S • TR.A VEL PROGRAMS • LARGE SCREE TV • TABLE GAMES • BOWLING * NIEETING RO )MS * TICKET SAU S * CHECK CASJ-1 [ G * POSTAL DRO 1)S * FAX SERVICI * STAMPMACIUNE * COPY MACHI \ffi * FULL y ACCE )IBLE * BILLIARDS * FOOSBALL * VIDEO GAMES * TABLE TENNIS * SPECIAL PROGRAMS * OUTDOOR PATIO * CINEMA THEATRES * INFO CENTER * TVLOUNGE gel up and move. Centered around vocalist Nathan Jackson's soulful tones, Backodabus can be compared to anyone from Living Colour to Soundgarden without losing their original sound. Guitarist Mike Short relies on a funky, Hendrix-esque style to color Jackson's melodies while rhythm section partners Joey Talbott (bass) and Sam Manchester (drums) flow effortlessly through tempo changes ranging anywhere from heavy funk to old school hip hop to heavy metal. The energetic sound of Backodabus can be heard on their recently released debut demo "Backodabus" and can be purchased either at RangerFest or Mainstream Music in Racine or Milwaukee. Youthful Indigo Round joins the line-up with their unique version of "alternative-meets-jazz." style that brings up images of Led Zeppelin mixed with Screaming Trees (if you can believe that). Indigo Round will open the live show with their set at approximately 6pm and will be preceded byDJLA. So come out Friday, September 25 to support local bands and Parkside'c; Ranizer News puhlication. Tickets are available at the Ranger office or from band members for $3 and will be sold at the door for $5.. For more infonnation, call the Ranger office at 595-2295 or 2287. Study time: Student Grant Larson gets an early start on hi!mester's duties, working iutently on a pa r in the Libror ·. Wednesday Noon Concert Series Chris Tishuk Assistant Feature Editor The Wednesday Noon Concert Series, sponsored by the music department, begins today with a performance by BrassWorks, a professional brass quintet. This free concert will be held in Room D-118 of the Communication Arts Building . Brass Works has performed in recital at the Milwaukee Performing Arts Center and the City of Chicago Cultural Center. During the noon concert, BrassWorks will perfonn mu ic by G.F. Handel, Gordon Jacob, and Victor Ewald. Free concerts will be held throughout the semester in the Wednesday Noon Concert Series and will be in Comm Arts D-118. Upcomingperformances include: Sep. 30- Sebronette Bame , soprano, Cincinnati, performing music by African-American women. Oct. 7- Soundings, a southeastern Wisconsin-based chamber music ensemble. Oct.14- Piano ensemble, James McKeever professor and chair of Music Department at UWParkside. Oct. 21- Case High Master Singers directed by Sue Crawley. Oct. 28- Voices of Parkside, James Kinchen, associate professor of music, UW-Parkside, director. Nov. 4- Barbara Enders, pianist and faculty member, Colleire of Lake County. Nov. 11- Student Recital, UWParkside music students. Nov. 18- Badger High School Choru , Gordon Wisniewski, director. ov. 25- Brass Ensemble and Percus ion Ensemble, Randa11 Ruback and Robert Rummage, adjunct music faculty. Dec. 2- Student Recital, UWParkside music student Dec. 9- Chamber Orchestra, Pasquale Laurino, adjunct musicfaculty, UW-Parkside,director. Dec. 16- Guitar Ensemble, George Linquist, music lecturer, UW-Parkside, director. All concerts are free and open to the public. THE RANGERNEWS,Page 4 Music Review Faith No More breaks the mold on "Angel Dust" Sam Manchester Feature Editor lines. Eccentric guitarist Jim Martin adds his usual battering-yet-tasteful guitar lines to the arrangement and continues to persevere in a to lake a back-up role on a number of songs, however, to keyboardist Roddy Bottum and his powerful, gothic organ style. Bottum is definitely the glue that keeps these driving songs together and his overbearing sound sets Faith No More apart from other modern "alternative" bands. The rhythm section consists of bassist Billy Gould and drummer Mike Bordin who, as in the past, continues IDhammer out relentless patterns that range anywhere from funk to jazz. "Angel Dust" may notgoplatinum like its predecessor and may notgetunendingplaytimeonMTV but, as expected, is getting rave reviews from everybody and will go down as one of the most ground breaking efforts by a band that was never even expected to be taken seriously. teen energetically diverse songs ranging from the bump and grind funk of "Caffeine," "Be Aggressive," and "Everything's Ruined," to the surreal, gothic tones of''R V" and "Smaller And Smaller," this disc somehow breaks the barriers between heavy metal, funk, rap, and jazz. Vocalist Mike Patton once again proves that he is perhaps the most original, if not the strangest singer in the modcrn music world with his frantic, unending vocal melodies. The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing. Going from guttural barks to beautiful harmonies ("Land Of Sunshine," "MidLife Crisis"), Patton's style controls the mood of all the songs and his voice flows effortlessly in and out of the pounding rhythm world of technical, unfeeling guitarists. His best work comes on the eerie "RV," where he drifts from metal grinding crunch to serene, delicate inflections. Martin tends Afiertheir multi-platinum success on "The Real Thing," alternative funksters Faith No More could have easily rehashed the same material with a slightly different sound to achieve repeated commercial security (as I am sure their record company would have loved) but, much like their music, these five eclectic musicians wcntagainst the norm and ignored what was expected of them. "Angel Dust," Faith No More's most recent release on Slash/Reprise Records, is an intricate bombardment of musical sounds and textures which only slightly resembles their previous work. To describe" Angel Dust" in a word - hectic! Consisting of thir- "The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing." - September 23, 1992 --- Dean dismissal Continued from Page 2 .......... discussed the matter with Doaa1d Kummings, a UW-Parkside Pmfessor of English, a couple Ytal later and filed a sexual harassmelit complaint against Dean in 1991. Dean denied making Illy sexual advances and claimed !hat any incidence of touching duriuB his walks with students wereeilber accidental or were meantasarneans of assisting the students along the paths. "I do not preyon IllY'Ludcn~' Dean testified. ' Dean explained during the hearing that he felt the adminislja. tion at Parkside wished to dismi~ him because of his opposition 10 certain policies set forth by 0Jan. cellor Sheila Kaplan. He later Slated in an interview, "There is a lot of dissatisfaetiOll among the faculty with reganllo administrative policies. A signifi. cant number of the faculty ...thiDi (Kaplan) is destroying the Univer. sity.' After the hearing was completed, the Campus Rights 8Jld Responsibilities Committee inDecember 1991 agreed that Dean was guilty of sexual harassment and recommended that Dean be suspended without pay for one year and forced ID receive counseling. That recommendation went 10 Kaplan, who in January 1992 announced that she disagreed wiih the committee's recommendatiea and intended to recommend to the UW Board of Regents, which would ultimately decide Dean's future at Parkside, that Dean be dismissed permanently. The case at that point went to the Board of Regents, and a decision was made at the Board's meet· ing in Madison September 10-11. Notice The UW-Parkside Student Government Association's Rock the Vote Committee welcomes Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Albert Gore to the Comn Arts Theatre Thursday, Sep. 24 at 7 pm. Gore will speak on the Democratic party's economic platform live, via satellite. Phoned in questions will be taken from the audience. The evening's program will also include local political and Jabor leaders, including Bill Buzza, Paul Whiteside, Sam Peeker and Rudy Kuzel. The program is free and open to the general public. Refreshments will be provided. September 23, 199i !T~H!_E~R~AN~G~E~R~N~E~W~S~,Pa~ge:_4~------------------------------_;;...------------------- Music Review Faith No More breaks the mold on "Angel Dust" Sam Manchester Feature Editor After their multi-platinum success on "The Real Thing," alternative funksters Faith No More could have easily rehashed the same material withaslightlydifferentsound to achieve repeated commercial security (as I am sure their record company would have loved) but, much like their music, these five eclectic musicians went against the norm and ignored what was expected of them. "Angel Dust," Faith No More's most recent release on Slash/Reprise Records, is an intricate bombardment of musical sounds and textures which only slightly resembles their previous work. To describe" Angel Dust" in a word - hectic! Consisting of thirteen energetically diverse songs ranging from the bump and grind funk of "Caffeine," "Be Aggressive," and "Everything's Ruined," tothesurreal,gothic tonesof''RV" and "Smaller And Smaller," this disc somehow breaks the barriers between heavy metal, funk, rap, andjaz.z. Vocalist Mike Patton once again proves that he is perhaps the most original, if not the strangest singer in the modem music world with his frantic, unending vocal melodies. The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing. Going from guttural barks to beautiful harmonies ("Land Of Sunshine," "Mid.Life Crisis"), Patton's style controls the mood of all the songs and his voice flows effortlessly in and out of the pounding rhythm lines. Eccentric guitarist Jim Martin adds his usual battering-yet-tasteful guitar lines to the arrangement and continues to persevere in a "The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing." world of technical, unfeeling guitarists. His best work comes on the eerie "RV," where he drifts from metal grinding crunch to serene, delicate inflections. Martin tends CAMPUS COMPUTER SALE!! Value 286/Iz.s MHz COLLEGE PRICE: only $650 to take a back-up role on a number of songs, however, to keyboardist Roddy Bottum and his powerful, gothic organ style. Bottum is definitely the glue that keeps these drivingsongstogelherandhisoverbearing sound sets Faith No More apart from other modem "alternative" bands. The rhythm section consists of bassist Billy Gould and drummer Mike Bordin who, as in the past, conunues to hammer out relentless patterns that range anywhere from funk to jazz. "Angel Dust" may not go platinum like its predecessor and may not get unending playtime on MTV but, as expected, is getting rave reviews from everybody and will go down as one of Lhe most ground breaking efforts by a band that was never even expected to be taken seriously. IBM compatible, 1MB RAM, 40MB hard drive, 3.5" floppy drive, 14" VGA color monitor, keyboard, and mouse, MS-DOS 5.0, GeoWorksTM Ensemble installed. The GRAD 386SX/I6 MHz· COLLEGE PRICE: only $899 IBM ~ompatible, 1MB RAM, 40MB hard drive, 3.5" floppy drive, 14" VGA color momtor, keyboard, and mouse, MS-DOS 5.0, GeoWorksTM Ensemble installed. To order immediately call: S0o-688-8985 To inquire call: 800-543-2294 Come visit the bookstore and see our computer on display --- Library Learning Center • 553_2301 Dean dismissal Continued from Page 2 discussed Lhe mauer wilh Donald Kummings, a UW-Parkside PQ. fessor of Engli h, a couple )'QJ later and filed a exuaJ rutl'assnieat complaint against Dean in 199]. Dean denied making Illy sexual advance and claimed 1h11 any incidence of touching dllina his walks with students were either accidental or were meanL as ameais of assisting the tudents along the paths. "IcJonoLprcyon my ~Lu<lcnu Dean testified. ' Dean explained during the hearing that he felt the administration at Parkside w~ hed to dismm him because of hi oppo ·ition 10 certain policie t fonh by Oian. cellor Sheila Kaplan. He later staled in an interview, "There 1 a lot of di sati facb<II among the faculty with regard 10 admini u-ative policie . A ignifi. cant number of the fa ulty ... think (Kaplan) i d troying the Universily." After the hearing wa completed, the Campu Rights and Respon ibiliti CommittccinDecem ber I 991 agr that Dean was guilty of sexual hara mem and recommended that Dean be SUS· pended without pay for one yr.v and forced to receive coun' ling. That recommendation went 10 Kaplan, who in January 1992 announced that he disagreed with the committee's recommendation and intended to recommend to the UW Board of Regent , which would ultimately decide Dean's future at Parkside, that Dean be dismis d permanently. The case at that point went to the Board of Reg nts, an<l a d~i· sion was made at the Board' meet· ing in Madison September 10-11. Notice The UW-Parkside Student Government Association's Rock the Vote Committee welcomes Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Albert Gore to the Comm Arts Theatre Thursday, Sep. 24 at 7 pm. Gore will speak on the Democratic party's economic platform live, via satellite. Phoned in questions will be taken from the audience. The evening's program will also include local political and labor leaders, including Bill Buzza, Paul Whiteside, Sam Pecker and Rudy Kuzel. The program is free and open to the general public. Refreshments will be provided. -seple~m:bet:.:23:..:._1_99_2 '" _'TilE =- --2R~A~NG~ENR~EW~SP.~ag~e5 ~ Homecoming 1992 al <, ~ elll ~ SI1l~ 991, ~ an) dill I~ ei~ nl:<ll '& ~ MicheleBelongia FrenchClub 'n~ Sophomore COlI> CarUse Newman ali TheRanger News lIlt, Senior I"'" Connie Dinges Music Club Sophomore Lilia Sotelo Hispanic Organization Sophomore r:'King Candidates II I ~ Here are the seven young men who ~ti: hope to capture the crown in the hie! ,~~'I ,racefor UW-Parkside Homecomnil ing King 1992. lea' lelI' .11. de I III Albert RoSCOeill MusicClub Sophotnore Shauna Hodges Black Student Organization Sophomore Diana Yaris PSGA Sophomore Len Anhold The Ranger News Senior Jon Barca French Club Junior Morten Sunde Parkside Activities Board Junior Randy Cruz Hispanic Organization Junior Kevin Williams Black Student Organization Sophomore Stacy Leonard Parkside Activities Board Sophomore KrisMuehr Chorale Sophomore Queen Candidates These eight lovely young ladies will vie for UW-Parkside Homecoming Queen 1992. o OllfeCOffiln RANGER BEAR FOR PRESIDENT lIonday and Tvaday, sept. 28 and 29 Vote for Homecoming Queen and King Mo1lnaro Concourse - 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. WedDeaday,sept. 30 Recruitment Fair Upper Maln Place - 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Sponsored by: Student Oganlzatlon Council Coronation Unton Square - 7:30 p.m. You Laugh, You Lase (Comedy Game Show) Free to UWP to students. non-students $3 Unton Square - 8 p.m. Th1Ullday, OCt. 1 ScavenBer Hunt Begin at Unton Bazaar - 4:30 p.m, Road Damage (Reggae band) free to UWP students. non-students $3 Unton Pad - 8 p.m. - 11p.m. Borlfire Outside Unton Pad - 8:45 p.m. FrIday, OCt. 2 WalklRlUlfor Parkslde VoilUlteer Program Inner Loop Rd at Phy Ed Building - Noon VIctDIy Party: castno Night &; Record-A-Htt Unton Bazaar & Square - 8 p.m. - 12p.m. Free to UWP students. non-students $3 , saturday, OCt. 3 FaaJl1yISttYfv. Students Soccer Game- Noon 5eptem_be_r-:-23_,_199_2 ___________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~ """ -- THE RA, 'GER NEWS, Page 5 ,I~ ---....: al Homecoming 1992 I'--. Michele Belongia French Club ni;, Sophomore Carlise Newman The Ranger New Senior Connie Dinges Music Club Sophomore Lilia Sotelo Hispanic Organization Sophomore King Candidates as- Here are the seven young men who hope to capture the crown in the race for UW-Parkside Homecoming King 1992. 11. 111 Felix Aulozzi , PSGA Junior Albert Roseoe ID Music Club Sophomore Jon Barca French Club Junior Morten Sunde Parkside Activities Board Junior Shauna Hodges Stacy Leonard Black Student Organization Parkside Activities Board Kris Muehr Chorale Sophomore Sophomore Sophomore Diana Yaris PSGA Sophomore Len Anhold The Ranger News Senior Randy Cruz Hispanic Organization Junior Kevin Williams Black Student Organization Sophomore Queen Candidates These eight lovely young ladies will vie for UW-Parkside Homecoming Queen 1992. • onrecom1n RAi"'\JGER BEAR FOR PRESIDENT Monday and Tuesday, Sept. 28 and 29 Vote for Homecoming Queen and King Molinaro Concourse - 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Wedneaday,Sept.30 Recruitment Fair Upper Main Place - 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Sponsored by: Student Qganizatlon Council Coronation Union Square - 7:30 p.m. You Laugh. You Lose (Comedy Gaine Show) Free to UWP to students, non-students $3 Union Square - 8 p.m. Thunday, Oct. 1 Scavenger Hwlt Begin at Union Bazaar - 4:30 p.m. Road Damage (Reggae band) Free to UWP students, non-students $3 Union Pad - 8 p.m. - 11 p.m. Borifire Outside Union Pad - 8:45 p.m. Jl'rlday, Oct. 2 Walk/Rwtfor Parkside Volwtteer Program Inner Loop Rd at Phy Ed Building - Noon Victory Party : Casino Night & Record-A-Hit Union Bazaar & Square - 8 p.m. - 12 p.m. Free to UWP students, non-students $3 Saturday, Oct. 3 Faculty/StoJf v. Students Soccer Game - Noon -------:-' ----=~-... September 23,I99l ~, TilE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 ~Le~tt~er~s -t=o -th=e:E.-d-i_to-r---------- with abstinence; unwanledPlt I 1 nancy or death from AJDSis~ price paid for sin. 1 Ifyou have concluded illall I am ProChoice, you are COrnct. \ This does not mean tha1111tint I thatabortion isa Wonderfultbing I and I would not want 10 suggell ! thatitis.lbelievethatawoman's ( body is her own and she shouid e not be forced to continue a PIt!" ' nancy if she doesn't Want 10. L I and many like me, workror &uar. 0 anteed health care, high quali~ , affordable child care, improved \ COnLrdCCpUOn, and quallly edu. cation regardless of neighbor. S hood. Women would then be I assurcdthat thechildrcn theYbear I would have a reasonable quality , of life. I The United States has 1000g II represented freedom to people I around the world. Certainly, the I I freedom to control one's own' i' body is a freedom worth proiec. ing. ~' K i Guest Editorial . An open letter from the United Council level, United Council intends to assist student leaders with issues such as access to professor evaluations, control of student fees, availability of child care facilities, AIDS awareness and retention of students of color. Our membership choose our direction based on principled positions and the needs of students system wide. We would hope that those who oppose our pro-student posture, do the same. Let's work together on issues we agree-on and work toward an understanding on those we do not. In it's thirty-two year history, United Council has gained strength from a student movement which desires to maintain a quality education; yet also maintains the fundamental principle of education as a right, therefore accessible to all. United Council perseveres in a time where there is a growing influential few, who favor a privileged system- where money, not merit, and circumstances, not potential - can decide whether or not a person is allowed to beeducated. Enjoy your semester and exercise your right. Educate yourself and others around you. To the Editor: ProChoice leaders are often called radical. Yet the ProChoice platform is simple. It calls for reproductive freedom for all women, regardless of age, race, or economic condition. Reproductive freedom means access to contraception, natural family planning and abortion. It aiso means freedom from forced sterilization and unwanted intercourse. Finally, it means that a woman controls her own body without interference from government, church or other individuals. ProLife leaders can also be called radical. Many, including Randall Terry, call for an end to sexuality education (including AIDS education), and demand a ban on contraception as well as abortion. The ProLife movement demands that sexual activity be confined to marriage and only if the intent is procreation. No options will be allowed for fallible humans who can not cope student life and services. U.C. was also the motivating factor behind establishing a student seat on the Board of Regents, which guides all policy of the UW System. . Historically, United Council has lead student campaigns for increased financial aid.lower tuition, preservation of student's rights and improved campus safety. More recently, U.C. has influenced System President Lyall to accompany the recent tuition increase (which we feverishly fought against) with over $4(J(J,OOO in student grants. We are also researching the viability of progressive tuition and coordinating an extensive state wide voter registration campaign with MTV. That does not give us an excuse to rest on our laurels, mind you, This is the time we must push ahead, more aggressively than ever! This year United Council will seek to increase student representation on the Board of Regents by restructuring the selection process. We wil! also pursue a Student Bill of Rights though the state legislature, as well as reintroduce legislation which implements a tuition cap,a tuition wavier forteaching assistants, and legislation to regulate Great Lakes Higher Education Corporation. On the campus Dear Students, The realities of the Fall of) 992 are striking. The graduating class of Spring '92 hasentered the worse job market in years. While financial aid packages have not kept up, tuition has increased by 7 percent. Study time is more likely spent working an extra job so that a student can pay for the increasing cost of their education. (We always thought that you were supposed to be educated in order to get a good job, not vice versa!) The adult student, often a single mother or an individual seeking additional knowledge to cnsurccarceradvancement.retums toa uni versity which has littleorno evening courses and limited evening services. Meanwhile aU students are asked to pay more, incur student loan debt, grin and bear an increasinglynegativecampusenvironment and endure a five, six, or even seven year plan. Its a long way from 1960 to 1992, but United Council has consistently fought for affordable and accessible education for all Wisconsin citizens. In 1976, U.c. was instrumental in the passage of State Statue 36.09(5), which gives students the primary responsibility to imptement policy that influences -Jcnnifer Bums r one's faith, but the minute •I "Christian values" arc men- A tioned, then I get urked, I con- sider myself fairly religious,and Ii I can vouch that it clearly Slates in the Bible that abortion is an abomination to Jesus Christ. To further mydisgust,abortion is not even used for its flISl intentions. Instead, now it is used as a form of wide-spread binhcontrol. Icannothelpbutw ask myself, do women know what they are doing to their bod· ies? Cancer of the cervix isJUSI one of the many deadly faclorS.I hear the same old thing, and I understand that it is their body, but what about the human life within the womb? There is around a ten year waiting list w adopt a child - ten years! And aD because of the selfish auitude which abortion projects. In conclusion, I would like to say, representing myself as a Christian Conformist, "We mUSI lake back control of America. and return back to our Christian heritage. we must go hack!" To the Editor: Iwould like to address a few topics concerning abortion that have outraged me. First, I'd like to begin with the slogan prochoice activists preach - "We will never go back." I've heard stories of those tragic, back-alley abortions, but to .get things straight, women before Roe vs, Wade were not forced to Sllbmi t to an illegal abortion. They had a choice to get pregnant, and should have paid the due responsibilities. If they died in the process then it was no one else's fault except for their own choice. I'm sure that sounds harsh, but it is about time the truth is shed. Now, the only moral decision, based on my Christian heritage, would be to set the child up for adoption, especially in the case of rape or incest, In addition, many say that women were denied making a moral decision, based on their Christian religious beliefs. I'm sorry. hilt where are the religious values? I'm not one to questions Tammy Johnson United Council President ! I Gabe's Gab Brush with greatness? Gabe Kluka Feature Writer President Dan Quayle, and his motorcadeof eighty-seven police cars. Yes folks,l saw Dan"thechampeen speller of the westurn hemisfear" Quayle! What a treat, eh? I was sitting at the stoplight at the intersection of Douglas and State in Racine, waiting for the light to tum green so I could make a left tum. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a police car coming up behind me. There was no reason to flee, so I figured that I had better just stay where I was, and let thecar go around me. Boy was I wrong. The light was still red as I watched thepolicecruisercome up bchind me, and bchind him appeared a line of cars that mustliave stretched for four blocks. As he neared to within a block, I thought I heard someone yell, but I really didn't pay attention because I was intently watching therearview mirror. A few seconds later I saw it, The limosine carrying a man who has said more amusing things than the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges combined. It took me a second to realize just exactly how important this moment in time was, and I peered even deeper into my rearview mirror, hoping to catch a glimpse of his Quayleness. Just then, about three of Racine's finest were pounding on the hood of my truck telling me to move. After I got over being Continued on Page 7 Almost every person, once in their life, has a brush with greatness. What is a brush with greatness? It is an opportunity to be within close proximity of someone who is at least marginally famous. Most people catalog these experiences in their brains just so they can say, "Hey, I saw someone famous the other day!" Unfortunately, no one seems to care about these experiences except for the person wbo it has actually happened to. Well, guess what? I saw someone famous last week! Actually I was almost run over by someone famous, our illustrious Vice- -Brian Matsen University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 THE RANGER NEWS STA~T Editor-in-Chief Andrew J. PalC~ Layout Editor Annamaria Sexton News Editor. " •............................. Dennis Clarke Assistant News Editor Nick ZaM Feature Editor Sam Manches~ Assistant Feature Editor __ Chris TIShU .. Copy Editors····· Carfise Newman Kris Drewek Gabe K1uka Sports Editor : :..len Anho~ ~ssistant.sports Editor " David Debish hoto EdItors GwenHeller, Mike Paupore The Ranger News is published every Wednesdayduring the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content munity issues. A representative sample may be published wh~ numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recleved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and double~ spaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 200 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News. Room WLLC D- 139C, before 12 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements. as well as ~ose c:ontaining offensive, libelous or misleading infonna~ bOn, will beretumed to the author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit allleters. I :~~~:~tSB~:i~:~:rM~~~..;;· ..··..···..·..·..·..···· Mi~ePSU:= 9 ·..· · Jack .. Joh Advi.or· ..· · Judy l09sdon. Jan Nowak. Stuart Rubf18I' Letter 10 Editor Policy The Ranger News encOlD'ages and invites letters to the Ed~tor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, artlcJe. or feature pUblished in The Ranger News are welcomed,u are readers' viewpoints on campus and com~ -;;;;;;~;~===============================;:::::::::::::;~;:::Sepcembeziiiii !!_IE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 Letters to the Editor Guest Editorial . An open letter from the United Council Dear Students, The realities of the Fall of I 992 are striking. The graduating class of Spring ' 92 has entered the worse job marlcet in years. While financial aid packages have not kept up, tuition has increased by 7 percent Study time is more likely spent working an extra job so that a student can pay for the increasing cost of their education. (We always thought that you were supposed to be educated in order to get a good job, not vice versa!) Th e adult sLudcnL, oflen a single mother or an individual see king additional knowledge to ensure career advancement, returns toa university which has liul e orno ev e ning courses and limited evening services. Mea nwhile all students arc a. ked to pay more , incur student loan debt, grin and bear an increas in gly negative campus environment and endure a five, six, or even se ve n year plan. I ts a long way from 1960 to 1992, but United Council has consistently fought for affordable and accessible education for all Wisconsin citizens. In 1976, U.C. was instrumental in the passage of State Statue 36.09(5), which gives students the primary responsibility to implement policy that influences Gabe's Gab student life and services. U .C. was also the motivating factor behind establishing a student seat on the Board of Regents, which guides all policy of the UW System. Historically, United Council has lead student campaigns for increased financial aid, lower tuition, preservation of student's rights and improved campus safety. More recently, U.C. has influenced System President Lyall to accompany the recent tuition increase (which we feverishly fought against) with over $400,000 in studenL grams. We are also researching the viability of progressive tuition and coordinating an extensive state wid e voter registration campaign with MTV. That does not give us an excuse to rest on our laurels, mind you . Thi s is the time we mu st pu sh ahead, more aggressively than ever! This year United Council will seek to increase student represe ntation on the Board of Regents by restructuring the selection process. We wil! also pursue a Student Bill of Rights though the state legislature, as well as reintroduce legislation which implements a tuition cap.a tuition wavier for teaching assistants, and legislation to regulate Great Lakes Higher Education Corporation. On the campus level, United Council intends to assist student leaders with is ues such as access to professor evaluations, control of student fees, availability of chi ld care facilities, AIDS awareness and retention of students of color. our me mbership choose our direction based on principled positions and the needs of students system wide. We would hope that those who oppose our pro-student posture, do the same. Let's work together on is sues we agree on and work toward an understanding on those we do not. In it's th irty-two year history, United Coun cil has gained strength from a student movement which desires to maintain a quality education; yet al so maintains the fundamental principle of education as a right , therefore accessible to all. United Council perseveres in a time where there is a growing influential fe w, who favor a privileg ed system- where money, not merit, and circumstances, not potential - can decide whether or not a person is all owed to be educated. Enjoy your semester and exerci e your right Educate yourself and others around you. Tammy Joh nson United Cou ncil President Brush with greatness? Gabe Kluka Feature Writer Almost every person, once in their life, has a brush with greatness. What is a brush with greatness? It is an opportunity to be within close proximity of someone who is at least marginally famous. Most people catalog these experiences in their brains just so they can say, "Hey, I saw someone famous the other day!" Unfortunately, no one seems to care about these experiences except for the person who it has actually happened to. Well, guess what? I saw someone famous last week! Actu ally I was almost run over by someone famous, our illustrious Vice- President Dan Quayle, and his motorcade of eighty-seven police cars. Yes folks, I saw Dan .. thechampeen speller of the westum hemisfear" Quayle! What a treat, eh? I was sitting at the stoplight at the intersection of Douglas and State in Racine, waiting for the light to tum green so I could make a left tum. I looked in my rearview mirrorandsawapolicecarcoming up behind me. There was no reason to flee, so I figured that I had better just stay where I was, and let the car go around me. Boy was I wrong. The light was still red as I watched the police cruiser come up behind me, and behind him appeared a line of cars that must have stretched for four blocks. As he neared to within a bloc k, I thought I heard someone yell , but I reall y didn't pay atten tion because I was intently watching therearview mirror. A few seconds later I saw it The limosine carrying a man who has said more am using things than the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges combined. It too k me a second to realize just exactl y how important this moment in time was , and I peered even deeper into my rearview mirror, hoping to catch a glimpse of his Quay leness. Just then, a bout th ree of Racine's finest were pounding on the hood of my truck telli ng me to move. After I go t ove r being Continued on Page 7 University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 Edtorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Wcdnesdayduring the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParksidc, who arc solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlenL Letter to Editor Polk:y The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to th ~tor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial~ article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomcd,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published wh~ numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 200 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 12 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as '!">sc ':°ntaining offensive, libelous or misleading infonnatJon, will be returned to the author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the ri t to edit all leters. To the Editor: ProChoice leaders are of ten calledradical. YettheProChoice platfonn is simple. It calls for reproductive freedom for all women, regardless of age, race, or economic condition. Reproductive freedom means access to contraception, naturalfamilyplanningandabortion. Italsomeansfreedomfrom forced sterilization and unwan tcd intercourse. Finally, it mean that a woman control her own body without interference from government, church or oth r individuals. ProLife leaders can al so be called radical. Many, in luding Randall Terry, call for an end to sexuality education (includin g AIDS education), and demand a ban on contraception as well as abortion. The ProLife move ment demands that exual ac tiv ity be confined to marriage and only if the intent i procrcati n. No options will be allowed for faJliblehumans whocan not cope To the Editor: I would like to addrcs, a few topics concerning abortion that have outraged me. First, I'd like to begin with the slogan prochoice activists preach - "We will never go back." I've heard stori es of those tragic, back-alley abortio ns, but to gel th ing straight, wom en be fore Roe vs. Wade were not forced to submit to an illegal abortion. Th ey had a choice to get pregnant, an d should have paid the due re ponsibil ities. If th ey died in th e process then it was no one else's fault except fortheir ow n choice. I'm sure that so und s hars h, but it i abou t tim e thetruthisshed. Now, th e only moral decision, based on my Christian heritage, would be to set the child up for adoption, especially in the case of ra pe or incest In addition, man y sa y that women were denied making a moral decisi on , based on their Christian reli gious beliefs. I'm sorry. hu t where are the religiou~ values? I'm not one to questions with ab tine nce; unwanted nancy or dea th from AIDS l:: price paid for in. If you ha ve concludedtbau am ProChoice, you are COl1'Q. This doe~ no.l mean that I lhiJt that abortion I a wondt,fuJlbint and I would not want to suggea thalit is. I believethataWOlllll•s body is her own and she should not be forced to continue a ing. nancy if he doesn't WIil to. ~ and many like me , w<n for gua. anteed heal th care, high qualiy affordable child care, imp!'O¥f.d conLraccpuo n, and quality aJu. cation r gardl es of neighbcr. hood. Worn n would lhen be sured tha t the children they bear w uld have a reasonable quality of Ii e. Th United States has long repre nted fr eedom to people around th wo rld . Certainly,lhc fr d m to control one' s own body i a freedo m worth Protect• ing. -Jenni~ r Bu m one' fait h, but the minute "Chri tian va lu es" are men• tioned, th n I gl:l urked. I conid r my. If fairly religious.and I can vou h th at it clearly staies in th Bibi that abortion is an a m ination to J us Christ. To furth er my di gust,amtion i not ev n used for its first inte ntio n . In tcad, now it is u d as a fonn of wide-spread birthc ntro l. lcannothelpbutlO ask my elf, do women know what th ey are doing to their bodies? Cancer of the cervix is jusl one of th e many d<t8dly f acun I hear th e rune old thing, and l unders tand that it i. their body, but what a bout the human life withi n the womb? There is arou nd a ten year waiting lisl to adopt a child - ten years! And all because of the selfish attitude which abortion projects. In conclu ion, I would like to say, representing myself as a Christian Confonnist, "WemUSl take back control of America. and return back to our ChristiaD herita ge. we mu~t go hack!" -Brian Matsen THE RA GER NEWS STAFI-' Editor-In-Chief ..... .. ... . .... .. .... .... ..... ..... ........ Andrew J. Patch Layout Editor ............... . ... .... ............... .. ......... Annamaria Sexton News Editor .... ................ ...... ... . .......... .... . ......... 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Judy Logsdon, Jan Nowak, Stuart fkA,fl8I' <, ~ ---------------- seprember 23, 1992 -----. IPteg. is!he Volunteer Opportunities UTOR/CLASSROOM HELP· ~RS in Racine and Kenosha. WadewilZ.Roosevelt. Dr. Jones. SchullC,Jcffcry.GrantElcmcmary SchOOls.Bullen Jr. HS. Jerstad A erholm Middle School and GfImQle Middle School have severalrequeslS for student volunteers whoenjoy working with children andwanllD help slow learner succeed Can you share 1-2 hours per week? Ask for more details in the VolunteerOffice. that II 'trecL I think thing I !!gest nan's lOuld preg. o, I, ~ar· ~Iity DVed Cdu· bor, 1 be bear llity SHELTER WORKERS FOR WOMEN'S HORIZONS SETS TRAINING. If you would like to volunreerin a sheller for women and children, sign up for a dayong longttaining on Saturday. Oc Lober >ple 17thin Kenosha. Flexible days the andhoursofvolunteerservice. CaJl iwn 595·2011. Xl· MALESTUDENT LIVING IN KENOSHA COUNTY WANTED. Become an advocate andfriend IDa Wilmot HS student whois autistic. Gain in-depth unue derslaJldingof the handicapped. n- Attend social activities 2 times monthly. Ask for more informationin Volunteer Office. ,d es lfi ZOO KEEPER'S ASSISTANT REQUESTED. The Racine Zoo isofferingexperience working near wild anmals. Physical labor required. 24hoursweelcly. On-site baining. t- Sl is ld o "I· :1 I I Contael Carol Engberg in VolunteerOflice, wu..C·D 175 for these or other possible volunteer opportunities. Gab's Gab J COllillued rrom Page 6 stan1ed, Irealized jl1'llexactlywhat Ihey were saying, "MOVEyou idiot! JuSI don 'I sit there!" 50,1 put my Uuck in gear, turned the comer, pulled over to the side, and in my rearview mirror I saw Dan Quayle. in all of his Vice- PresidenIiaI glory, sitting in his . limo.ThaI's all he was doing,just sillingthere.latleastexpected him to be holding a flashing sign that said"Hi , I'm Dan Quayle. You know,the guy that would be Presidenlifyoo killed George Bush and whocan speU potatoe now .", but hewasn'L I wenl home and decided that I wasn't going to vote for him. THE RANGERNEWS.Page 7 the Week Parkside Volunteer Program "Volunteers of the Month" for September are Candy Cooper, a Junior business major who has worked over 200 hours of volunteer service. Keith Gray. whose 250 hours include a March Habitat for Humanity trip to Savannah, Ga .• Steve Murphy, a senior double-major in Human Behavior & Society and pre-med, who worked as a volunteer in Brazil this summer, and Maddie Williams, a :hildren in shpeslytcehr.ology major who has devoted over 120 hours to the Women's .Resource Center in Racine, working with the women and September 23, 1992 ~ Volunteer Opportunities islhe - UTORICLASSROOM HELPlhat1 !RS in Racine and Kenosha. wadewitz, Roosevelt, Dr. Jones, Schuhc,Jcffcry, GrantElcmcntary SchoOIS, Bullen Jr. HS, Jerstad Agerholm Middle School and Gilm<YC Middle School have severaJreqUCSlS for studen~ volu?teers who enjoy working with children and want 10 help slow learner succero. Can you share 1-2 hours per week? Ask for more details in the Volunteer Office. r- SHELTER WORKER FOR WOMEN'S HORIZO. SET TRAINING, If you would like IO lity volunteer in a shelter for women and children. sign up for a dayng long ttaining on Saturday. October pie !7th in Kenosha. Flexible day lrn> and hours of volunteer service. Call wn 595-2011. I· MALE STU DE T LI VI G I KENOSHA CO TY WANTED. Become an adv ate and friend to a Wilmot HS Ludenl who is autistic. Gain in-depth unte derstanding of the handicapped. Attend social activitie 2 tim monlhly. Ask for more information in VolunteerOftic . ZOO KEEPER' A I TANT REQUESTED. The Racine Zoo isoffering experience working near wild animals. Physical labor required. 2-4 hours week.Jy. On- ite training. Contact Carol Engberg in VolunteerOffice, WLLC-D175 for these or other possible volunteer opporllmities. Gab's Gab Coatilaecl from Page 6 startled, I reali1.ed justex.:dy what they were saying, "MOVE you idiot! Ju t don't sit there!" So, I put my truck in gear, turned the ccner, pulled over IO the side, and in my rearview mirror I saw Dan Quayle, in all of his VicePresidential glory, sitting in his · limo. That's all he was doing, just sitting there. I at least expected him 10 be holding a tlashing sign thaL said "Hi, I'm Dan Quayle. You know, the guy that would be President if you killed George Bush and who can spell potatoe now.", but hewa.,n•L I went home and decided that 1 wasn't going to vote for him. T11E RANGER NEws, Page 7 ~ .::::: .. . :~ \T61Unteer Of the Week Parkside Volunteer Program "Volunteers of the Month" for Seplember are Candy Cooper, a junior business major who has worked over 200 hours of volunteer service, Keith Gray, whose 250 hours include a March Habitat for Humanity trip to Savannah, Ga .• SLcvc ~urphy, a senior double-major in Human Behavior & Society and pre-med, who worked as a volunteer in Brazil this summer, and Maddie Williams, a psychology major who has devoted over 120 hours to the Women's Resource Center in Racine, working with the women and ;hildren in shelter. a~s19i'ti t~~-i~, -- Kenosha Factory Store, Lakeside Marketplace, 2ath A Exit 347, I-94, (414) 857-7333. Mon.-Sat. 10-9, Sun. 10-6. 112111 Di~~~ntinued/~lmost perfect sports and fitness stuff. Wbcn it rains, it pours. That was tile story for both Ranger victories this past week. Last Wednesday tile Ranger soccer team hammered a defenseless Purdue-Calumet 6-0. The game was delayed twenty minutes by a torrential downpour, when the m•atch finally began the Rangers came out strong, feeling no ill-effects from the weather. Fourteen minutes into tile game Bob Rogers got tile team on the scoreboard. Feeling the game might be called due to lightning, the Rangers poured it on in a hurry. Tom Czop scored at 25:59, Czop again at 26: 13, then Mateo Mackbee at 27:42. These three Parkside goals were scored within 89 seconds to set a new school record. Completing the first half scoring with a hat trick was Tom Czop, who cinched his third goal with eight minutes lefL The only goal scored in the second half came from Nick Herner justtwo minutes in. The game was then halted in the fifty-eighth minute due to lightning. Ron Knestrict and Oscar Toscano also had big games, raking up four and three assists, respectively. The win provided the Rangers with a 3-1-0 record and their first shut out of the season. On Saturday, it was the University of Missouri-Rolla's tum to play the victim as the Rangers spanked them with a 6-0 defeat. Instead of the rain, it was tile yellow cards cards that were pouring on the Soccer Bowl. Frustrated, the Division IIRolla was never in the game. The visitors picked up five yellow cards on the afternoon. Just two minutes into the match it was Bob Rogersonce again, scoring onan unassisted goal. At34:08 INSIDE ... Special Edition - Women's Volleyball Pictorial. 82, 83 Section [8) Cross Country Results 83 it was freshman Pat White scoring his first collegiate goal on an assist from Ron Knestrict, Just 20 seconds later, Mike Kennedy also netted his first collegiate goal after some nifty passing from Czop and Oscar Toscano. With 54 minutes left to play, Mark Gyrko of the Rangers was given a yellow,and then was ejected after he was given a red card for dissent towards the referee. This left the Rangers with a numerical disadvantage, that the hapless Rolla team could not capitalize on. Playing a man down,theRangers held strong by not only keeping the shutout, but producing three more goals. Five minutes into the second half, Czop scored on an assist from Colurn Donahue. In tile 62nd minute of play, Toscano got on the scoreboard. Joel Meadow earned his second assist the year on the play. Capping off the Scoring was Mateo Mackbee. After Mackbee was tripped up in the goal After opening loss, Rangers end week with win THE RANGER NEWS Wednesday,September23,1992 Weather, officials don't stop Rangers Please see VOLLEYBALL 82 Men and women runners nab top ten finishes at Midwest Collegiates Parkside's men was Ron Cavage in a timeof27:08 good for 48th place. Kin Miller was second for the team with a timeof27:16, good for 55th place over-all. RightbehindMiller -in 58th place was freshman Kevin Mason in 27:19. Rounding out tile Rangers top five were Iesse Decker in 27:40 (67), and Pat Kuhlman at 27:54 (74). On the women's side,'UWMadison romped home with the victory at21 points. Southern illinois, Indiana State, Edinboro and Marquetterounded out the top five. For UW -Parkside, Kelly Watson turned in a time of 19:27, good for 36th place and the Rangers top finish of the day. 'I By DAVID DEBISH Sports Editor The University of WiSconsin- Parkside Women's Volleyball Team opened their week up with a loss against Wisconsin Lutheran College. Although tile gymnasium was packed students and parents for the first time this season tile Rangers couldn't muster a stop against Paula Stelter'S serves and spikes. Parkside had a chance in tile second game, but on a come- By LEN ANHOLD Editor country team took to their National Cross Country Course last Saturday as they hosted the Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championships. The men's team raced toa ninth place finish and the women's team finished tenth, Edinboro College won tile men's event. beating Hillsdale college by five points for tile top spot. North Central Il., Marquette and UW-Oshkosh rounded out the top five. Finishing first among UWback run there was a ten minute delay while tile reefers conferred on Lutheran's set up. Apparently they were in disagreement and after each serve kept screwing up tile rotation. Wbile the third game didn 'tgo any better the previous two it turned for tile worse when starter Jodie Downs went out with a twisted ankle. Jodie will be sidelined for tile season tom ligaments. The Rangers then traveled to Chicago for a tournament against University of Missouri-Kansas City, Saginaw Valley State University, and Norhteastern Illinois. In their first match Parkside lost in straight sets to Missouri. "They started out playing as individuals," said coach Theehs, "and it showed up in poor playing as a team," To get across tile point that '''''v were to return playing as a team coach Theehs took the women JenniferZalewski was nextfor the Rangers, taking 44th with a time of 19:37. Rounding out the Rangers top five were: Pam Tucker. (58) 19:54, Tara Roy 19:55, and Kim Johnson (78) at 20: 18. Claire EichnerofUW <Madison won the event in a time of 17:52 with all four of her teammates finishing in the top eight. On the men's side, Derron Bishop of North Central College won tile team competition in a time of 25:21. The teams travel to UWWhitewater this weekend for tile WarhawkJPizza Hut Invitational on Saturday. C.C. Results, B3 box the Rangers were awarded a penalty kick, which Mackbee promptly buried in tile back of the. net. The Ranger 'defense' held strong with Joel Meadow recording his second consecutive shutout. The Rangers improved to 4-1- o with the victory. Senior Bob Rogers finished the weekend with his season goal total at seven. Tom Czop moved his tOtJIJto four. The Rangers are set to face Lakeland College at home tonight at 4:00P.M. Next Wednesday Next Saturday. October 3 the Rangers host Nationally ranked Gannon U. Look for a preview of the game next week . .. Mike Paupore, RANGER Pulling together The Ranger vollyball playerS huddle around second year coach Lynn Theehs. The Rangers have started their season 7-9 with an ex' tremely"young squad and are bUilding a talented squad for the future. ,!5im8el donned Rangers "lronrnan' '',';JuniQr grappler SteveX;;'peI Kimpel scored 196.5 poinG blasted thecompetition in winning in the victory. Junior Joel Dult(lll the.Rangers.annual "Iron Man" nabbed second with 180 poinG , andjunior Dave Lovy scored 113 .Kirnpel won five events and points to snare the third spoL shatteredi~ordsin the rope climb Kimpel won the bench pre~ l!I1j;ibi~~?O~~i~~ero~timb ~~~: ~~e~~~~~~~~~:wa45.2().Whiq/!,,;ll!;$et i~1984 ,'.l'ete Girolamo won the 4{) W.·i..~.i~.;..~.,.:.e.\.·~.M.r.·.,.'•·•.~.•u•c..•.t.'~·•.• . '.'.t....• '.ti•t.•~..d.t..I.:.l.e...e.,...I•..••·).~...•'·.•.~.•.;•.r•e.c.o;~:'~~i~~k.d~;~:;::;\!,~!eg 'p!'\'ss [lIax. rs September23, 1992 By CHRIS RYAN Sports Writer When the lhe soccer Calumet but match Lhc c~e feeling the the lhe 10 Rangers 10 Completing left justtwominutesin. eighth to raking respectively. University ofMissouri-Rolla's the pouring II Rolla wasBobRogersonceagain,scoring on an unassistedgoal. 08 from Ron Knestrict Just 20 seconds net led Wilh and Playingamandown,theRangers Czop Col um the of scoring Asst. WisconsinParkside againsl Lulhcran the with the Stelter's the comeback the after the Whilethethirdgamedidn'tgo than the sidelined the with ligaments. Kansas University, Norhteastem asa team." the •l>P.y team Please see v9LLEYBALL nab Sports The men's and women's cross Saturday Championships. Themen'stcamracedtoaninth tenth. the event, college the spot. IL, Marqueue the UWParkside's atimeof27:08goodfor48thplace. Kirt team time of27:16, Right behind Miller the Jesse side, UWMadison at 21 Illinois, Marquette rounded UW-Watson turned in a time of 19:27, Rangers nex tfor lop Tucker (60) ClaireEichnerofUW-<Madison teammates eight the of25:UWWhitewater the W arhawk/Pizza the the recording shutout. 0 total to M. Joel Meadow HOMECOMING PREVIEW Saturday, U. NEWS players ex· tremely'young building forthe Kimpel lronman" Junior Steve Kimpel the competition the Rangers annual contest. Kimpel sha~ered records in and sit-ups. Theoldrecordintheropeclmb was 5.26, which was set in 1984 but Kimpel raced up the rope i~ 4.85 seconds to swipe the record from Mike Muckerheide. Kimpel scored 196.5 points vicLory. Dull(/) points and junior DaveLovy scored 173 points to snare the third spot Kimpel won the bench ~ reps, 100 yard dash, bench ~ max, rope climb and sit ups. Pete 40 yard dash, Roger Spear won the I ofleg pressesand Joel Dutton w(I) the leg press max. :lion ~ ;NGER NEWS SPORTS, Page 82 V@lIyball September 16, 1992 - 1992 S TerriHohmann Nicole Gross Pos: Seller Height: 5'5" Year: Junior Hometown: Men. Falls, WI High School: Men. Falls H.S. Jodi Downs Nichole Parker Pas: Middle Blocker Pos: Setter ......, Height: 6'0" Height: 5'6" V Year: Freshman Year: Sophomore ... Hometown: Berlin, WI Hometown: Milwaukee, WI HighSchool: Berlin High School: Wis. Lutheran TiffanyWarren Pas: Outside Hiller - Height: 5'7" Year: Freshman Hometown: Pewaukee, WI HighSchool: Pewaukee I Janelle Maki Pos: Outside Hiller Height: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Antioch, IL HighSchool: Antioch TammiRickert Pos: Outside Hiller Height: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: CUdahy, WI HighSchool: Pulaski Cara Sulik Pos: MB/OH Height: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Green Bay,WI HighSchool: Preble Christine Maher Pos: Outside Hitter Height: 5'8" Year: . Senior Hometown: Sleepy Hollow High School: Resurrec., IL . Rachel! Vandenlangenberg Pos: Def. Specialist Height: 5'4" Year: Sophomore u,:,metown: Abrams, WI High School: Oconto Falls Karen Dilloo Pos: Middle Blocker Heig ht:- 6'2" Year: Junior Hometown: Racine, WI High School: SI. Catherines Cindy Maier Pos: Asst. Coach Year: Redshirt Maier is redshirting this season and acting as assistant coach due to a leg injury. Lynn Theehs Theehs is her second full season as head coach of the Ranger squad after graduatating from UW-Parkside in 1991. This years squad is very young, with only two juniors and one senior, and should be a force in the seasons to come. Team Breakfast has benefits VOllvball • from 81 to breakfast and made them eat the same thing as a team. In their second mateh of the tournament the Lady Rangers gradually returned to their quick and aggressive play. bUIloSIstarter Karen Dillon to a twisted ankle and ultimately ended up losing to Saginaw Valley. 'In their last and hardest match of the tournament Parkside upset Northeastern and upstaged them as Northeastern went on to win the tournament. Even though the Rangers are plagued with injuries the level of play by the freshman Cara Bulik and Janelle Mak, have stepped in and filled some big roles. The Ranges will be home this weekend to host Quiney, Southern Indiana, and Kentucky Weslan. The Ranger Invitational will begin Friday the 25th al3:OOpmand again on Saturday the 26th at 10:00am. Ranger Invitational Friday and Saturday at P.E. Bid. Featured Teams UW-Parkside Quincy Southern Indiana Kentucky Weslyan Support your Rangers Photos by Mike Paupore, Ranger ~i on --:;:~;:~;-~~~~-----------------------------------;;,EA NEWS SPORTS, Page 82 V@llyball - Terri Hohmann pos: Height: Middle Blocker 5'10" vear: Sophomore Hometown: Greendale.WI High School: Martin Luther Jodi Downs Pos: Middle Blocker He~ht: 6'0" Year: Freshman Hometown: Berlin, WI High School: BerUn Tiffany Warren Pos: Height: Outside Hitter 57" Year: Freshman · Hometown: Pewaukee , WI H~h School: Pewaukee Janelle Maki Pos: Outside Hitter Heght: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Antioch, IL H~h School: Antioch Tammi Rickert Pos: Outside Hitter Heght: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Cudahy, WI High School: Pulaski Cara Bulik Pos: MB/OH He~ht: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Green Bay, WI H~h School: Preble Nicole Gross Pos: Height: Setter 5'5" Year: Junior Hometown: Men. Falls, WI High School: Men. Falls H.S. Nichole Parker Pos: Height: Year: Setter 5'6" Sophomore Hometown: Milwaukee, WI High School: Wis. Lutheran Christine Maher Pos: Height: Outside Hitter 5'8" Year: Senior Hometown: Sleepy Hollow High School: Aesurrec., IL Rochell Vandenlangenberg Pos: Height: Def. Specialist 5'4" Year: Sophomore ~,:,metown: Abrams, WI High School: Oconto Falls Karen Dilloo Pos: Height: Middle Blocker 6'2" Year: Junior Hometown: Racine, WI High School: St. Catherines Cindy Maier Pos: Asst. Coach Year: Redshirt Maier is redshirting this season and acting as assistant coach due to a leg injury. September 16, 1992 1992 Lynn Theehs Theehs is her second full season as head coach of the Ranger squad after graduatating from UW-Parkside in 1991. This years squad is very young, with only two juniors and one senior, and should be a force in the seasons to come. Team Breakfast has benefits YollybaU - from B1 to breakfast and made them eat the same thing as a team. In their second match of the tournament the Lady Rangers gradually returned Lo their quick and aggressive play, but lost starter Karen Dilloo to a twisted ankle and ultimately ended up losing to Saginaw Valley. · In their last and hardest match of the tournament Parkside upset Northeastern and upstaged them as Northeastern went on to win the tQamament. Even though the Rangers are plagued with injuries the level of play by the freshman Cara Bulik and Janelle Ma.ki have stepped in and filled some big roles. The Ranges will be home this weekend to host Quiney, Southern Indiana, and Kentucky Wcslan. The Ranger Invitational will begin Friday the 25th at 3 :()()pm and again on Saturday the 26th at 10:00am. Ranger Invitational Friday and Saturday at P.E. Bid . Featured Teams UW-Parkside Quincy Southern Indiana Kentucky Weslyan Support your Rangers Photos by Mike Paupore, Ranger RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 Trivia Time ... Last Week's Question: Brewer Robin Yount achieved his 3000th hit. all with Milwaukee. How many of the other players with 3000 or more hits accomplished all their hits with the same club? Ty Cobb-Detroit Tigers, Stan Musial-St. Louis Cardinals, Carl Yastremski-Boston Red Sox, Honus Wagner-Pittsburg Pirates, Willie Mays-New York/San Fransisco Giants, AI Kaline-Detroit Tigers, Roberto Clemente-Pittsburgh Pirates. r------~------~--------------, ISee your name in the Ranger News Sports. I :Just answer the question correctly and drop : :off in the Ranger News office by Monday. : I' I IThis Week's Question: I : Who is the all-time boxing knock-out leader? : I I I I I I II Answer II I I I I I I : Your name, year, major : ~----------------------------~ We're Mavin' Racine & Kenosha's Hottest Night Club Every Thursday Night is College Nizht with UW-Parkside's DJ.L.A. '" Intramural Floor Aerobics now meets in the Union Recreation Center. For more information contact Jim Koch at x-2267 DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA Dance all week long at Cha in Wednesday - Backbeat X Thursday - D.l.L.A. Friday - The Larry's Saturday - Modem Art Thursday Specials $3.00 Pitchers $1.00 of Ouzo .50¢ Cactus Juice UW-Parkside students get $1.00 off all band covers with a SI udent J.D. - Midwest Collegiate ChampionShips $ Women's Results Men's Resufts 1 UW-Madison 21 1 Edinboro 70 2 S.llIinois 65 2 Hillsdale College 75 3 Indiana State 74 3 North Central 77 4 Edinboro, PA 98 4 Marquetee 94 5 Marquette 211 5 UW-Oshkosh 131 6 UW-Oshkosh 224 6 Indiana State 15) 7 Hillsdale College 232 7 Eastem Illinois 216 8 Eastem Illinois 260 8 UW-Eau Claire 279 9 UW·Eau Claire 274 9 UW·Parlcslde ~ 10 UW-Par1<side 276 10 Lindenwood 3211 UWP Flnlshers- Kelly Watson UWP Flnlshers- Kin Miller27'11 19:27. Jen Zalewski 19:38, Pam Kevin Mason. 27:19,Jesse . Tucker 19:54. Tara Roy 19:55, Kim 27:39, Pat Kuhlmann 27:54,~ Johnson 20:18,Tracey Pcrpe20:40, Lepak 28:14. Dave Doherty28a Kim Dahm 20:48. Kim Avery 20:55, Kevin Collins 28:30, JoshuaToil Gina Stelzer 21 :04, Melinda 28:45, Dan Koch 28:56,Teo Vaskato 21:12 liz Fashun 21:26, Schmierer29:09, AnthonyW. lisa Majerla21 :31,Ali DeWitt21 :54 29:09, Pat Chanery 29:47 BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL & EARN MONEY TOO! The Office of University Relations needs seven students and/or alumni to serve as Telemarketing Specialists, calling potential alumni donors for the first annual Pride of Parkside Campaign. Compensation will be $5 an hour plus an incenlive bonus. Specialists must be available Monday - Thursday and every other Sunday from 5:45 to 9:1 pm, October 7 - November 19. Schedule varies slightly each week. Each Telemarketing Specialist will work approximately 70 hours over the six week period, including training. Prior sales, telemarketing, or customer service experience is highly recommended. Specialists must be enthusiastic, motivated and PARKSIDE POSiTIVE. -- Phone 551-9131 1518 Sheridan Rand I<enosha. WI 53140 HURSDAYS Allthe tappers you can drink Plus! One shot of your choice: DR's-Rumple Mintz- Yager Rootber-Cactus Juice-Peach-Apple . One coupon per customer please ....------ -----------, I:$ Present Coupon at door I for hourly. cash drawings $! L Pnntnamec1earJy J ------------ MUST BE 21 TO ENTER! PlcrURE ID RE UlRED! RANGER NEws SPoRrs, Page B2 Trivia Time ... Last Week's Question: Brewer Robin Yount achieved his 3000th hit, all with Milwaukee. How many of the other players with 3000 or more hits accomplished all their hits with the same club? Ty Cobb-Detroit Tigers, Stan Musial-St. Louis Cardinals, Carl Yastremskl-Boston Red Sox, Honus Wagner-Pittsburg Pirates, Willie Mays-New York/San Fransisco Giants, Al Kaline-Detroit Tigers, Roberto Clemente-Pittsburgh Pirates. r----------------------------~ 1 See your name in the Ranger News Sports. • : Just answer the question correctly and drop : :off in the Ranger News office by Monday. : I I 1 This Week's Question: 1 : Who is the all-time boxing knock-out leader? : I I I I 1---------------- I 1 Answer I I I I I I I 1---------------- I : Your name, year, major : L------------------------- --- J Chain . 11' ~e1,cttO Racine & Kenosha's Hottest Night Club Every Thursday Night is College Nioht with UW-Parkside's D.J.L.A. ~ ' DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA Dance all week long at Cha in Wednesday - Backbeat X Thursday - D.J.L.A. Friday - The Larry's Saturday - Modem Art Thursday Specials $3.00 Pitchers $1.00 of Ouzo .50¢ Cactus Juice UW-Parkside students get $1.00 off all band covers with a s1 udent I.D. We're Movin' Intramural Floor Aerobics now meets in the Union Recreation Center. For more information contact Jim Koch at x-2267 Midwest Collegiate Championships women's Results Men's Results 1 uw-Madison 21 2 S. Illinois 65 1 Edinboro 70 2 Hillsdale College 7S 3 North Central n 3 Indiana State 74 4 Edinboro, PA 98 4 Marquetee 94 5 UW-Oshkosh 131 5 Marquette 211 6 UW-Oshkosh 224 6 Indiana State 157 7 Eastern Illinois 216 7 Hillsdale College 232 8 Eastern Illinois 260 8 UW-Eau Claire 279 9 UW-Parlcslde - 9 UW-Eau Claire 274 1 O UW -Par1<side 276 1 O Lindenwood 328 UWP Finishers- Ke lly Watson 19:27, Jen Zalewski 19:38, Pam Tucker 19 :5 4, T ara Roy 1 9 :55, Kim Johnson 20:18, Tracey Pope 20 :40, Kim Dahm 20:48, K im Avery 20 :55, Gina Stelzer 21 :0 4, Meli nd a Vaskat o 21 :12 Liz Fashun 2 1 :26, Lisa Majerle21 :31, Ali DeW itt21 :54 UWP Finishers- Kirt Miller 27.11 Kevin Mason, 27:19, Jesse · 27:39, Pat Kuhlmann 27:54 Lepak 28:14, Dave Doherty~ Kev in Collins 28 :30, Joshua t 28 :45, Dan Koch 28:56, T Schmierer29 :09, AnthonyW · 29:09, Pat Chenery 29:47 BETAUETOYOUASCHOOL & EARN MONEY TOOi The Office of Univ ersity Relations needs seven students and/or alumni to serve as Telem arketing Specialists, calling potential alumni donors for the first annual Pride of Parkside Campaign. Compensation will be $5 an hour plus an ncent1ve bonus. Specialists must be available Monday - Thursday and every other Sunday from 5:45 to 9 1 pm, October 7 - November 19 . Schedule vanes sli g ht ly each week . Each Telemarket ing Specialist w ill work apprcximately 70 hours over the s,x week pe riod, including training. Pri or sales, telemarketing, or customer se rv ice ex p erience is highly recommended . Speciali sts must be enthusiastic, motivated and PARKS IDE POS ITIVE. Contact Joan Fecteau at the Office of University Relations, 595-2'233. -- Phon 5r:: l -91:11 l 5'18 Sh rlclnn Roacl I< nosha. WI 53140 HURSDAYS -- A ll th e tapper you can drink Plus! One shot of your choice: DR's-Rumple Mintz- Yager Rootber-Cactus Juice-Peach-Apple One coupon per custome r plea e r- ----------------, I Present coupon at door I : $ for hourly cash drawing $: I ---~:-=:=-:-r---.---- I L _ _ _ _ _ Pnnt nam e clearly - J ------------ MUST BE 21 TO ENTER! 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The UW-Pa Sl e anger . Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295. IMISCELLANEOUS ~PERSONAL-S ,• I I could use a ride and share the gas expense. Pleasecontaetmeat763- 3806. I MISCELLANEOUS I If interested in the following support groups please call Marcy at 595-2338. Eating disorders suppongroup, Co-Dependentsanonymous, Sexual Assault/Incest Survivors Support Group, AI-Anon, Adult Children of Alcoholics. CLUB EVENTS I Attention all Psych majors-minors • first Psychology Club meeting is on Sept, 23, 12:30, in Moln. 317. PERSONALS Andreas, Obwohl du weider zu hause in Deutschland bist, und ich hier in der schule, sind meine gedanken immer bei dir. Ich hoffe, dass wir, egel was passiert, immer fur einander da sind. Du bist mein bester freund, den ich jemals haue. IGh vermissc dich und ich Iicbc dich! Gina G. Welcome back PAStA. AlIi summer of work. study lIId climbing its time to ~ Coffee Shoppe again. Dope,. SERVICES PERSONALS I Parkside Philosophical Society will hold its forst organizational meeting on Thursday, Sept, 24, al3:30 in CART 233. CUIIUU;l Aaron Snyder atx2603 for more inforrnalion. To me man who goes by the name "Brian"-Iet's do lonch. Word proeessingservice. Six experience with term papen, tors, Ph.D Theses. Pick ery, RacinelKenosha. $1. 256-1338, leave message. this ad! Wanted: a room in ~ Kenosha in exchange for m . nance work. Hoursperwed: liable. Leave wriuen IIleS!II! the Ranger News door inthe box. AA-A1coholics Anonymoos meets every Monday at noon in Moln. Dl33. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. +200 parking spots (CART) - 30 spotshandicapped osed by 6 people (CART) - 50 spots more reserved for teachers - 100 spots (more than 100 spots) in Union realignment. Student gain? "You can car-pool." Attention: looking me babe of me week. Apply in person 10 DJLA or PAPOO. All entries welcome! Accounting Club meeting - Sept. 30,noon. Speaker: DaveSchwanz "Doing Taxes on the Side." Meets in the Main Place. Refreshments will be served. Free pregnancy tests. Contact UWP Health Services, 595·2366, or Moln. 0133 for more information. To my Honey Bunnies - I love you lots - and your smile is like a ray of sunshine -from your Cuddle Puppy. The semester's first meeting of Sigma Tau Delta, UW-P's English honor society, will meet Monday, Sept. 28 at noon in CART 135. Find out what it's all about, Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1 and birth control pills $4 a packet, Contact UW·P Health Services, 595-2366, or Moln. 0133 for more information. Did you find the rest of the article on Dennis Dean yet? Try looking in the park. , I Who is the Blonde Bombshell? What does she look like? Does she live? Idon'tknow! 1haven'tseen her. PAPOO. • To all UW-Parkside Students: Parkside Adult Student Association Advisory Board meeting on Sept, 25, 12:15-12:30 in PASA office. Anyone interesting is encouraged to attend. Accounting Club meeting - Sept. 23, noon in Moln 0107. Speaker: Jeanie Wood from Robert Half Associares speaks on "How to Get Hired in Today's Job Markel" Refreshments served. Thank you for your patience and understanding durin! this past registration-vthe first one conducted utilizingtil new Student Information System. It will be better next time! Office of Registrar Staff FiFi - well hello there! Did you find the keys yet? Get you lighter! Why are we at Darkside? Oh, I meant Parkside! NA-Narcotics Anonymous meets every Wednesday at noon in Moln. Dl33. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Chedda Man - sing some Jane's for us. Howcomeyoudidn'trunaway last time we saw you? Nice soccer playing! Never thought you knew how to run. Garkey and Jan. Flu shots available in Health Services after OCl. I. Cost is 57. Call 595-2366 for an appointment, Multiple Sclerosis Support Group meetings on Fridays, 7-9pm in Union 104. Cat Man, holy violence yoo butthead! Do you have any torture belts Pete? Hey remember the dog races? HerecomesBamey. Garkey and Jan. Brown bag lunch sponsored by PASA. "Parents for Peace on the Streets," by Pat Franco, vice-president. Discussion to follow. Mon, Sept. 28, at noon in CART 129. I-F-OR R_ENT III If you come from Burlington or through Burlington, and if your forstclass is at8am on M, W, & F. No Selling & No Experience Necessary Conveneint afternoon & evening hours Good pay: $5.50/$6.00 hour to start Bonus pay over 25 hours/week Holiday, vacation pay Regulary scheduled merit increases Take advantage of this chance 10 gain a varietyof office experience. The Best Part-time r-t'i.ere are a lot of pan-time jobs Job Ever .. ~ut there thal'll help you make ends meel. But a part-time job with the Army National Guard offers more than ju.st ~ extra paycheck. Instead of spending your .w~ekends dehvenng pizza or bagging groceries, you could be ~nvmg an M-l tank ~r repelling down a mountain side. Bestdes thefun you'll have during an average we~~end dnll, you could qualify for the 50% TUllIon Grant, the Montgomery GI Bill, and the Student Loan Repayment Program. Find out more about the best pan-time job you'll ever NATIONAL have, call GUARD SGT. lst Class Bryon Barnes (414) 656-6496 Border wanted: single woman with big house in quiet neighborhood. 20 minutes from Parkside. Call now for more information. 886- 4972. I~FOR S~ALE -II , For fund raiser: toaster oven,likenew dishes. never-used silverware to auction. 637-2761 after 3pm. Live near UW-P bus route. Ca1Lltlda~ &607~ or Apply in person: 1100 Commerce Drive, Suite IO~ Racine, WI (EnsenadaslNo\'ak Appliance ofT of Hwy 101 Americans HELP WANTED at their best I Wanted: blackjack dealers for Homecoming 1992. October 2. No experience needed. Call Karla or Chuck at 595-2277. INDIGOROUND • OJ LA • BACKODABUS· DEADFLY Boy IT'S TIME FOR A NEW BEGINNING •.. Travel free! Sell quality vacations to exotic destinations! Jamaica, Cancon, and Horida. Work for Ihe most reliable spring break company with the best commission and service. Fastest way to free travel! Sun Splash Tours 1-800-426-7710. GER FE5T'92 25 SEPTEMBER 1992 • UNIONSQUARE _~::::::::::::~~~~;;~.~5P~M~T;0~M.t;D;NI:G:HT~~.~$3~:':::::::~ IN ADVANCE IN RANGER OFFICE • $5 ATmE DOOR THE RA GER NEWS, Page 12 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING . . · Th Ranger News office located in room 0139C i~ the Wyllie library,t8arn-.., To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger ~ews, _stop in bl.8 tion All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside SIIJde;;." Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline tor c(~ssified advertising is 12:00pm Friday t;{;~:rk~d::ud~nts are $5.00 per week run. Paym~nt must accompany order. ff or UW-Parkside staff are soe per week run. All classified ~ds placed by anyone 0th er th a~ . f w· consin-Parkside _ The Ranger News, and rts employees, staff and me " error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following "'.'eek. No refunds. The Un:~~5\ 0 is News reserves the rig ht to refuse to pub lish any advertising at its diser~ are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The U~-Pa SI e anger _2295 . Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595 · CLUB EVENTS I Attention all Psych majors-minors • first Psychology Club meeting is on Sept 23, 12:30, in Moln. 317. Parkside Philosophical Society will hold its first organizational meeting on Thursday, Sept 24, at 3:30 iu CART 233. Cu,11.ai.:1 Aaiun Snyder at x2603 for more inf ormation . Accounting Club meeting - Sept 30, noon. Speaker: DaveSchwartz "Doing Taxes on the Side." Meets in the Main Place. Refreshments will be served . The semester's first meeting of Sigma Tau Delta, UW -P's English honor society, will meet Monday, Sept. 28 at noon in CART 135. Find out what it's all about Parkside Adult Student Association Advisory Board meeting on Sept 25, 12:15-12:30 in PASA office. Anyone interesting is encouraged to attend. Accounting Club meeting - Sept. 23, noon in Moln D107. Speaker: I MISCELLANEOUS I If inrerested in the foJJowing support groups please call Marcy at 595-2338. Eating disorders supportgroup, Co-Dependentsanonymous, Sexual Assault/Incest Survivors Support Group, Al-Anon, Adult Children of Alcoholics. AA-Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in Moln. D133. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Free pregnancy tests. Contact UWp Health Services, 595-2366, or Moln. DJ 33 for more information. Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1 and birth control pills $4 a packet. Contact UW-P Health Services, 595-2366, or Moln. D133 for more infonnation. NA-Narcotics Anonymous meets every Wednesday at noon in Moln . D133. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Flu shots available in Health Services aft er Oct. I. Cost is $7. Cal I 595-2366 for an appointm ent I MISCELLANEOUS I I could use a ride and share th e gas expense. Please contac tme at763- 3806. PERSONA LS I To the man who goes by the name "Brian"-le t's do lunch. Attention : lookin g the babe of the week. Apply in person to DJLA or PAPOO. All en tries welcome! To my Hon ey Bunnies• I love you lots -and your smile is like a ray of sunshine -from your Cuddle Puppy. Who is the Bl onde Bombshell? What does she look like? Does she live? I don 't know! I haven't seen her. PAPOO. FiFi - well hello there! Did you find the keys yet? Get you lighter! Why are we at Darkside? Oh, I meant Parkside! Jeanie Wood from Robert Half Associates speaks on "How to Get Hi.red in Today's Job Market. " Refreshments served. Brown bag lunch sponsored by PASA. "Parents for Peace on the Streets," by Pat Franco, vice-president Discussion to follow . Mon, Sept. 28, at noon in CART 129. Multiple Sclerosis Support Group meetings on Fridays, 7-9pm in Union 104. Chedda Man- sing some Jane's for us. How come you didn't run away last tim e we saw you? Nice soccer playing! Never thought you knew how to ru n. Garkey and Jan. Cat Man , holy violence you butthead! Do you have any torture belts Pete? Hey remember the dog races? HerecomesBamey. Garkey and Jan . [ FOR RENT I Border wanted: single woman with big house in quiet neighborhood. 20 minutes from Parkside. Call now for more information. 886- 4972. FOR SALE I For fund rai ser: toaster oven, lik enew dishes , ne ver-u ed sil verware t~ auction. 63 7-2761 after 3pm. Live near lJW . p bus route. HELPWANTEO } If you come from Burlington or through Burlington, and if your first class is at 8am on M, W, & F. The Best Part-time '"l;,,re are ' lot or pm1- time jobs J ob Ever .J. : ut th ere that'll he lp you make ends meet. But a part-llme job with the Anny ational Guard offers more th an j u_ t ~ ext~a paycheck. Instead of spending t ur _w~e kend s deJr verr ng pizza or bagging groceries , you could e ~rr vmg an M-1 lank !)r repelling down a mountain ide. Besid es the_ fun you 'll have during an ave rage we~ ~en d dnll, yo u coul d qua lify for the SO% Tuition Grant , th e Montgom ery GI Bill , and the Student Loan Repayment Program . Find out more about th e best part -tim e job yo u'll ever have, call SGT.1st Cla s Bryon Barnes (414) 656-6496 Americans at their best PERSONA LS I Andreas, O bwohl du weider zu hause in Deutschland bist, und ich hier in der schule, sind meine gedanken immer bei dir. Ich hoff e, class wir, egel was passiert. immer fur einander da sind. Du bist mein bester freund, den ich jemals h ue. kh vcrmis.sc tlich uni.J 1l:h hebe dich! Gina G. +200 parking pots (CART) - 30 spots handicapped used by 6 pcopl (CART) • 50 spots more reserved for teachers - I 00 pots (more than 100 spots) in Union realignmen t Studentgain? "Youcancar-pool." Did you find the rest of the article on Dennis Dean yet? Try looking in the park. • Word _p e _ingservice. Six) expcn n e with term papers, tcr , Ph.D Th eses . Pickup/(b ery, R ci ne/Keno ha. Sl.40 256- I 338, I ave message. s th i ad! W nted : a r m in Rae"' K no ha in exchange for · nance work. Hours perwea liable. Leave wriuen me~ the Ra nger cw door in !he box. To a ll UW-Park ide Student Thank you for your patience and und r tanding durini this past regi tration--the fir tone conduc ted utilizing the new Student Information Sy tern. It will be better next time! Office of R gi trar Staff Market Rese arch Gain Valuable Experience Woring in Your Spare Time No Selling & No Experience Neces ary Conveneinr aft rno n vening h urs Good pay: $ 5 .50/ 6 .00 h ur t sta rt Bonu pay over 25 h ur. /w t.:k Holiday, vacation pay Reg ul ary chedu1ecl merit increa. cs Take advantage of thi chan e to gain a variety of office exp rience. t...iu.WUlla,,JI. a86.74(W. or Apply in person: I 100 Commerce Drive, Suite JO-' Racine, WI (Ensenadas/Novak Appliance off of Hwy !OJ Wanted: blackjack dealers for Homecoming 1992. October 2. No experience needed. Call Karla or Chuck at 595-2277. INDIGO ROUND • DJ LA B • ACKODA BUS • D EAD f Ly Boy Ir's TIME FoR A NEw BEGINNING •. -. Travel free! Sell quality vacations to exotic destinations! Jamaica Cancun, and Florida. Work for th; mo t reliable spring break company with the best commission and service. Fastest way to free travel! Sun Splash Tours J-800-426-7710 _ GER FFSr'92 25 SEPTEMBER 1992 • UNION SQUARE 5 11.1 . _ • PM TO !YlUJNIG}IT $3 • IN ADVANCE IN RANGER OFFICE • $5 AT TI{E DOOR Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 4, September 23, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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