227 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/974c9d5e892952cf5989ac468e3ca61c.pdf 5a72b2bf117c9376aa2a8a07553cdc86 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Forum to examine "Unions and Workplace Democracy" Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE... Aspin to speak on MX missile Gus Sorenson is a national champion Well Day, Career A Week at the Park Thursday, October 6, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 4 Homecoming'83: Kbyti JIeflnnnniUe rTT!u_-_n_ kI i•e i*c z A tradition starts News Editor What has 400 legs, dances and gambles? Homecoming participants, of coarse! About 200 people put on the ritz Saturday evening at the Homecoming dance/casino. But. the other events of the weekend were just as successful. Parkside s first Homecoming began with the Thursday kickoff and coronation. Chancellor Alan Guskin was on hand to crown Jeanne Buenker-Phillips queen and. Frank "Rico" Mejia king; The royal pair raised 7,296 and 6,456 pennies respectively-the magic numbers which won them their crowns. The penny voting raised over $350, which will go to the scholarship fund. The talent show Friday evening was very popular with the 175 people in attendance. The five acts were Men of 1000 Voices, The Moonlighters, Dick Oberbrunner, The Tritones and Carmen Acosta. Michael Davis, nationally-known juggler and comedian, emceed the show. Terry Tunks, homecoming committee chairperson, said Michael Davis did a fantastic job, and he was very helpful. He worked with each individual act and gave them hints at rehearsal. "The audience really enjoyed the show," said Continued on Page 7 St Z" KinK Buenker-Phillips and ^uy nigh^s dan^e/tasino^ night Guski" Ranger Photos by Michael Kailas Special 4-page Homecoming section Pages 7-10 Forum to examine "Unions and Workplace Democracy" "Unions and WWoorrkkDpllaaccee DDeemmoocc- racy: An International Perspective" will be the focus of the first Public Forum of the year at Parkside featuring award-winning National Public Radio (NPR) correspondent Daniel Zwerdling, and former assistant to the president of the United Auto Workers Victor Reuther, whose union activism over the past half-century has helped shape and define the labor movement in the U.S. and abroad. The forum will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 10, in the Union Cinema Theater and is free and open to the public. The Public Forum is a continuing series devoted to timely and important issues as they appear. Zwerdling, one of America's leading journalists in the area of worker participation in the management of corporations, is a national correspondent for NPR's "All Things Considered" and "Morning Edition" programs and is author of the book, "Workplace Democracy: A Guide to Workplace Ownership, Participation, and Self-Management Experiments in the United States and Europe." His NPR series last year, "The U.S. Auto Industry," which chronicled the problems plaguing domestic. automakers and their economic impact on local communities, won several national awards, including the Janus Award for Economic Reporting. Zwerdling also has written articles for the Washington Post, Newsday and the Los Angeles Times which examined workplace experiments including cooperative labormanagement projects and employee takeovers of corporations. His stories for NPR focus on labor, environment and health-related issues. Reuther, is former assistant to the president and director of the Department for International A: fairs of the UAW and author c "The Brothers Reuther," a volum describing his involvement in th labor movement as well as that o his brother Walter, who served a president of the UAW and of th. Industrial Union Department of th. AFL-CIO. This will mark Reuther' second appearance at Parkside. Both Reuthers were victims o assassination attempts. Now retir ed, Victor has continued a long time interest in relating Christiai ethics to social and economic life (Walter was killed in a plane eras! in 1970.) Other panelists include Jim Fos ter, associate professor of labor anc industrial relations and coordinate] of the UW-Parkside/University Ex tension School for Workers laboi studies program at UW-P; anc Kenneth Hoover, moderator and di rector of the Parkside Public Forum!. 2 Thursday, October 6,1983 Letters to the Editor Vets9 services cut? Last week I was informed that the veteran service is reducing its service by 50 percent. This has disturbed my members and I very much and we will like to see something done about this. I am President of the Vet's Club and I plan on doing everything in my power to avert any foreseeable problems that might come up with this reduction of service. We would like to see Pat (the person who is presently the vets' counselor) stay Why pay to park? To the Editor: I would like to know, and so would every other student I have discussed the matter with, why is it that in the middle of this prairie, surrounded by woods and farmland, we are forced and coerced to pay for the right to park our cars. There is little alternative but to drive. The bus stops running before the last class gets out. This is a clear cut case of extortion! What is done with the revenue? I think the students have a right to know. But my first question is why parking fees in an area that competition for space from outsiders doesn't exist. I can see no point in paying someone to ticket cars! What have you got to say to this, Mr. Ron Brinkman, Chief of Campus Security? I am waiting for your rebuttal. M. A. Davis Perfect President? To the Editor: The increasingly greater amounts of media coverage devoted to polls, platforms and candidates calls one's attention to the fact that a political decision must soon be made: Should we allow the Conservatives another four years of Executive power under Ronald Reagan? The first matter which must be addressed is whether or not Mr. Reagan will run for re-election. It is the opinion of most analysts that he will-barring any unforeseen illnesses. His campaign-like speeches and his actions of late both point to the same conclusion. Another favorable sign is that there are no other serious Republican contenders. Thus, the conservative tradition of a unified party is maintained. Another factor facing Mr. Reagan lies in the strength of his Democratic opponent. Here lies another bonus for Reagan: the Democratic party is once again a splintered, factional amalgamation of welfarestate liberals adhering to tried-andtrue Dogma. The ex-hero, Glenn, can ramble on for hours without saying anything. Cranston can say things, but no one will listen. Mondale has a chance, but why should the American people take a chance when certainty is available? Reagan is that certainty. Reagan has proved himself an ally of our wallets, our investments, our economy and our nation. The tax-cuts allowed for more take-home pay, which we were encouraged to invest. This, coupled with a drastic reduction of inflation, lowered the interest rates and rekindled our economy. The unemployment rate has been showing improvements, and this without any major federal make-work job programs. The administration's foreign efforts are being carried out with a combination of strength, determination and tact. The improving relations with China and the cease-fire in the Middle East are proofs that longterm solutions do come about. Reagan: The Perfect President? Of course not. Some of the criticism directed toward the current administration is just; however, much of it is not. The conclusion one draws is this: We are much better off now, compared with three years ago! Yes, we should allow the conservatives another four years of executive power under the experienced leadership of our president. Ronald Reagan. James E. Twomey THE DECISION BY PRESIDENT RMiAN NOT TO VISIT THE PHIUPPINES SAYSTO US THAT WE ARE NOT IMP ORTANT, AND. UPSETS US GREATLY. RANGER r ACCUSATIONS THAT WE COULD NOT HAVE GUARANTEED PROTECTION FOR MR REAGAN ARE NONSENSE. WE HAVE BEEN READY WITH OUR HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY FORCES.^ ^ on the job because she is very dedicated to helping out the veterans. If this is not possible, then a suitable alternative would be accepted. I am planning on holding a Vet's Club meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center, WLLC D174, to discuss this problem and I invite anybody who is concerned about this to attend the meeting. Richard A. Welbon YOU MEAN THOSE VERY SAME BODYGUARDS WHO ESCORTED BENIGNO AQUINO OFF HIS PLANE? 'ANY MORE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. SIR? >, AND THOSE VERY SA ME SHARPSHOOTERS WILL ESCORT YOU OUT OF OUR PALACE. • One success, one flop Parkside's first Homecoming has come and gone, and in an impressive way. Although attendance could have-and should have-been better, it was still a successful three-day event. Coronation of the King (Frank "Rico" Meija) and the Queen (Jeanne Buenker-Phillips) opened the fun Thursday night, a night that Jeanne will remember for quite some time. She won her crown just after 6 p.m. and three hours later officially became president of PSGA. Not too bad for a day's work, eh? There wasn't an overabundance of events during the three days, meaning that there was much open time between the activities, but what there was was certainly fun. The Talent Show Friday night was the best show I had ever seen in my four years here, and the semi-formal dance/casino night Saturday was the perfect end to the festivities. The band was good, the people looked exceptionally sharp, the gambling tables were crowded and the liquor flowed (responsibly, of course). A couple of alumni reunions were held Saturday night, bringing'back many alumni. That was nice for me personally, because I had the opportunity to meet the first editor the Ranger ever had-12 years ago. There were many things that could have been improved upon, of course. That's the way all first-time events are because instead of planning from tradition, the tradition has to be started. The main point, though, is that this tradition has been started, and hopefully it will always be around and will always be better than the year before. What I noticed about this Homecoming (or had pointed out to me) is: more students should have participated, more events should have been scheduled, an effort should have been made to get the facby Ken Meyer, Editor ulty more involved and Saturday's dance should have started much before 9 p.m. (Since everybody was having so much fun, the night was over before people wanted it to be.) So now that Parkside's first Homecoming is history, the Homecoming committee should (and will) sit down and figure out what can be improved, what should be omitted and what can be done to make next year's better. jfl ••••••• While Homecoming was a success, the same cannot be said about PSGA's efforts to get students involved in student government by running in next week's PSGA elections. It's really not PSGA's fault that only five students are on the ballot for the nine Senate seats, one student running for SUFAC's open seat, and nobody wanting to get on the Union Advisory Board. The blame for such an embarassing turnout can be placed in one area-the student body. U 9 <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager Ad representatives -Rhonda Bradley, Karen Norwood, Mary Kaddatz WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie. Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whitney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton. Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every ursday during the acodemit year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer- S'ty o W,sconS,n-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. . 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The commission's proposal, which Aspin'supports, has three key parts involving: replacing 100 Minuteman and Titan II intercontinental ballistic missiles with an equal number of MXs; beginning work on a new missile -a small one with a single warhead -that can be deployed in the 1990s; revising our approach to arms control by placing the emphasis on warhead counts rather than missile counts. Aspin offers four reasons for supporting the MX. He states that emphasizing warhead counts rather than missile counts will bring. Reagan into the mainstream of arms control since, up until now, Reagan has wanted to restrict the number of missiles while packing more warheads on each missile. Secondly, Aspin contends that the MX is the price of admission to the new arms control approach and the singlewarhead weapon. Aspin's third reason: One huhdred MXs would threaten a good portion of the Soviet Union's forces and awaken them to the concern that someday their land-based missiles could be just as vulnerable as ours. Lastly, Aspin believes that the Scowcroft recommendations form a compromise that can move our nuclear arms policy off dead center by concentrating on the goal of working with single-warhead missiles. Aspin's advocacy of the Administration's position on the MX has apparently influenced his colleagues in Congress. Since the Scowcroft recommendations were released, the House and Senate have approved all major bills relating to the MX. On May 25, t he Senate voted 59- 39 to allow the Pentagon to spend $625 million to develop and test the MX. A d ay earlier the House granted similar approval by a 239-186 margin. On July 21, the House voted 220-207 to reverse an effort to strip from a 1984 defense authorization bill $2.56 billion to build the first 27 of the planned 100 MXs. In August, House and Senate negotiaCareer Fair Explore options Pondering your future career or education? If you are, Career Day might be just the event for you. Career Day will be held in the Concourse on Oct 12, from 12-3 p.m. 30 representatives of several businesses, organizations and graduate students will talk to students about career opportunities. The event is held strictly to elicit information about different career opportunities and is not a recruiting fair; therefore all students from freshman to senior standing are encouraged to attend. Students can obtain a listing of jobs available after graduation, the extent of education involved for each and can question the representatives. There wil be something for everyone, so stop by on Oct. 12, for Career Day. tors provided $2.1 billion for production of twenty-one missiles and $2.64 billio n for research and development of the weapons, a smaller mobile missile and related technologies. Most recently, on Sept. 16, the House voted 266-152 t o approve a $187.5 billion fiscal 1984 defense authorization bill that includes funds to produce nerve gas weapons and the MX. Aside from regarding the MX as a first strike, destabilizing weapon that would hinder arms negotiations, opponents of the missile content that the Scowcroft Commission was stacked with pro-MX members, and that the recommendations were nothing more than what the Administration wanted to hear. Military personnel who oppose the missile feel that positioning the missile in the existing silos will not solve the problem of vulnerability to enemy missile attacks. Aspin will speak on Monday, Oct. 10 at noon in Union 106 a s part of the Social Science Roundtable services. The informal luncheon discussion is titled "The Case for the MX Missile." by Sue Cullen Well Day, a health fair to provide free health information and screenings, will be held Oct. 19 and is open to students, faculty, staff, and the community. Community health agencies will be on campus offering 40 different services and screenings, such as posture, blood pressure, hearing, sickle-cell screening and information on premenstrual stress syndrome (PMS). This event is very important, according to Edith Isenberg, director of s tudent health services. "It is up to the individual to maintain or achieve good health. In order to do that, you must have up-to-date information. Well Day is a good way to provide this information to many people at one time," she said. Last year over 2500 people attended Well Day, including an increasing number of senior citizens and families. Student nurses will be interviewing fair-goers to evaluate Well Day and to receive feedback about programs that people would like to see added to the event. Well Day needs volunteers to set up and help registration. "Anyone willing to give even an hour will be welcome," said Isenberg. Potential volunteers should contact Isenberg at the Health Center, Moln. D 115. Isenberg encourages everyone to take advantage of this event. Well Day will run from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Level 1 Concourse. "Parent to Parent" support group offered "Parent to Parent," a support group for first-time parents sponsored by the Child Care Center, will hold its first meeting from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 11 in Room 182 of Tallent Hall. The self-help group, open to men • and women, students and non-students, whether married or single, is designed for expecting parents as well as for parents with children up to IV2 y ears of age. The goal of the program, based on the idea that parents learn from other parents, is to strengthen families through understanding, education, communication and support. The sessions will be led by volunteers who are experienced parents and will cover topics including infant- toddler health, child development, family management, personal growth and child guidance. While parents attend the informal sessions, their children will be cared for free of charge by Child Care Center volunteers. Marilyn Noreen, infant-toddler supervisor at the Child Care Center and a volunteer for the parent program, said subjects discussed would be based on the interests of the parents. Guest speakers representing various fields might occasionally address the group, Noreen said. The first session will be devoted to a discussion of consumerism and how parents can be smart purchasers of such items for their new babies as diapers, cribs and strollers. Other planned topics include "When to Call the Doctor," "To Work or Not To Work," and "Father- Infant Bonding." Dates for the next seven sessions, all of which will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesdays in Room 182 of Tallent Hall, are : Oct. 25, Nov. 8, 29; Dec. 13; Jan. 10, 24; and Feb. 14. For more information, call the Child Care Center at 553-2227. Last .year's Career Fair Health info at Well Day * American Motorshow £ with * JIM BRADLEY £ WRJN - 1400 AM t 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY £ Corrections In last week's story about food service, it was erroneously reported that "the minimal increases in food prices was 50 cents here and there." The correct amount is about 5 cents. In last week's story about Alexander Lichtman, the new math professor from Russia, it incorrectly stated that his specialty, Group Theory, was not offered at Parkside v . 4 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Artists display ceramics Works by two UW-Green Bay ceramic artists, Curt Heuer and Marjorie Mau, with unusual approaches to their medium, will be on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, Oct. 20. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Heuer, who holds a master of fine arts degree from Northern Illinois University and is an assistant professor of visual arts at UWGreen Bay, said he is a ceramicist who uses spatial relationships to help define the uniqueness of "spaces and places." To do so, Heuer creates a "miniature environmental topography" which induces viewers to consider variations in mass, volume, texture and tone, thereby reaching a fuller understanding of objects and the spaces they inhabit. Heuer's work has been featured in numerous juried and non-juried exhibitions throughout the midwest and in California, Utah, New Jersey, Texas and Massachusets. Mau, a Green Bay ceramics instructor, said she takes a more personal, symbolic approach to her ceramic artwork which has been shown in a number of juried and non-juried exhibitions, including a recent show at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine, as well as in shows in Texas, Tennessee, Ohio, Illinois and Indiana. Mau's work has won a number of honors, including purchase awards at two UW-Green Bay Alumni Exhibitions, and a clay, glass and fiber exhibition at the Neville Public museum in Green Bay. Her work also won an exhibition award at the Neville Museum. Mau, who holds a bachelor of arts degree from UW-Green Bay, said she uses colored inks as tools of expression instead of traditional glazes, "which allows the transparent surface to remain pure, and drawing on that surface becomes a final act in the process of selecting areas of impact after the piece has been fired." Heuer's "miniature environmental" All members are encouraged to attend. Meetings will be held in Moln. D139 at 1 p.m. Students, staff and faculty are invited to attend. Amsterdam-Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1983 - Jan. 11, 1984 Cost: $1297 Includes: All transporation, meals, lodging, tours, several excursions. Contact: Dr. Peter DiMeglio Dept. of History UW-Platteville Platteville, Wl. 53818 or call: (608)342-1784 Club Events SWEA SNAP-UWM Engineering Accounting Student Wisconsin Education Association will meet Monday, Oct. 10 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Guest speaker is Jim Ennis of the Racine Education Association. Get ready for the fall convention the weekend of Oct. 28-29. For more details come to the meeting. Students Nurses Association Parkside — UW-Milwaukee will hold its next meeting Monday, Oct. 10 at 12 p.m. in Union 104. Plans for the upcoming Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention, to be held Nov. 4 and 5, will be discussed at this meeting. The Engineering Club will have a meeting on Oct. 12 to hold elections for new officers. All interested students are welcome to attend and participate in these elections. On Oct. 19 another meeting will be held to discuss the future plans and activities of the club. Some of the department administrators, including Professors Akkinapalli Subbarao, Dennis Stevenson and Timothy Fossum, will attend this meeting. Want to go to college, but you don't Have all the money? Here are a few words of advice... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At Heritage Banks we believe everyone should have the opportunity to learn and grow. And we're committed to doing something about it by offering two types of loans for higher education. One loan is just for Students: Our Guaranteed Student Loan can get an undergraduate student as much as $2500 per year for school. Graduate students can get as much -as $5000 per year. Only the student may apply for the loan. And you won't need a co-signer to get it. There's another benefit. You don't start paying back your loan until six months after you leave school. And then you only pay an annual percentage rate of 9%. The other loan is for Parents or Independent Students: Regardless of your adjusted gross family income, parents can borrow up to $3000 annually from Heritage Bank. Non-dependent students can apply for this loan too. The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education ... Another good reason to bank with us! HeritageBanks Heritage Hank Kurine 322U Washing!oii Avenue 637-911) I ® 19 83 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 5901 Durand Avenue 534-65UU Regency Mall Office 3610 Durand Avenue 334-5144 Heritage Bank and Trust 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 Member FDIC Accounting Club will hold a general membership meeting on Oct. 10, 1 p.m. in Union 104. Nominations will be taken for open positions for the spring semester. Anyone interested in Accounting Club is welcome. Vets Club The Vets Club will hold a meeting Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center WLLC D174 to discuss the reduction of veterans services on campus. Anyone receiving veterans benefits should attend to express their concern about this issue. soc Dan Galbraith was elected vicechair of the Student Organization Council (SOC) on Friday, Sept. 23 by the SOC body. Galbraith has served as interim vice-chair since July. Geology Club On Sept. 23 and 24 the Parkside Geology Club hosted the 15th annual UW System Undergraduate Geology Field Conference. Approximately 75 students and professors from the UW System attended the conference. The conference started Friday night with a welcome party in the cafeteria. This party allowed the participants a chance to become acquainted with each other in an informal setting. On Saturday morning following breakfast, the group departed on a day-long field trip, the focal point of the conference. This trip lasted ten hours, covered 150 miles and included six stops (two quarries, two lake bluffs, a gravel pit and an outcrop along a river). At each stop, one or more members of the Geology Club presented a talk on the geology of that particular area. A guide book was prepared for the conference which included state and local geologic maps, a comprehensive road log and a written description of the geology of the individual stops. The field trip was followed by a cocktail hour and banquet held in Union Square. . ... . . , National champion and bbvy PPaahtrniociiAa rC.u mLb!ie Parkside student Gus Sorenson is a national champion here at Parkside. He completed in the 3rd Annual Veterans Wheelchair Games that were held in Long Beach, California. He came home with 8 medals, 7 of them gold and one silver. The games were held Aug. 17-21 and there were 240 competitors from all over the country. Some of the events were: races, field events, rallys, bowling, billiards, craps, basketball and swimming. Sorenson won the most medals out of everyone in the state. He won the silver in the slalom and the golds in 100, 200, 400 and 1500meter races, along with three field events, shot put, discus and club throw. The club throw is similar to a bowling pin in appearance and you distance throw it. "It was great out there," he said. I wanted to win at least one event. I didn't expect to win that man,. Everybody's real friendly, but nobody likes to lose, there is definitely competition." Sorenson trained for the competition during the summer. He came to school and used the facilities and the field events equipment. "The Long Beach track was kind of bad, it had a spongy surface," he said. They've got a lot better one here and that's what I'm used to. I also borrowed a racing wheelchair because it is lighter." . He funded his trip to California with numerous contributions from groups and individuals. "Three guys really helped a lot -Bill Szylkowski, Mike Tussler and Barry Kroll. They were working on Friends needed for kids by Marge Butkus "The kind of people we are looking for are people who are 18 years of age or older-and have survived growing up." That was Diane Solberg's reply when she was asked what kind of people Kenosha's Kin- • ship program is looking for. The Kinship program, which is similar to the Big Brother/Sister program, is looking for full- or part-time students to take part in the program. You must have a car and be properly insured. Volunteers will meet with the assigned child at least once a week, and spend at least three to five hours with him or her. During finals week, you will not be required to fill the three- to five-hour quota, but you will be required to contact the child at least once that week. The children involved in this program range in age from five to 15. The Kinship program asks that volunteers stay involved in the program for at least a year. Solberg said, "The program is designed to befriend and help children from single-parent families by matching them up with mature adults with good character." A general information meeting for people interested in volunteering will be held Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 7 p.m. at the Kinship office, 2001 80th Street, Kenosha. For more information call 658-0151. Suzuki violinists to play A select performing group of young Suzuki violin students from the Haag-Leviton Suzuki Academy of Performing Arts of Mt. Prospect, 111. will appear in concert at the Communication Arts Theater at 7 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 15, under sponsorship of the Suzuki Talent Associates of Racine, Inc. (STAR). The visiting Suzuki performers, under the direction of Betty Haag, have appeared on television on "Good Morning, America" and "Donahue" and have toured widely both in the U. S. and abroad. They have performed for Pope John Paul and, in 1981, opened the World Music Festival in the Netherlands, an honor previously given to the Prague Symphony and the Vienna Boys Choir. They also have given a number of performances with the Chicago Symphony and the Grant Park Symphony. The group includes 40 young violinists. Their director, who holds bachelor and master of music degrees with honors from Indiana University, also studied and worked directly with Dr. Shinichi Suzuki, founder of the Suzuki method of teaching violin to children as young as lxh. years of age. Haag, who has appeared as a concert violinist at Carnegie Hall and toured extensively as a performer in the eastern U. S., currently is teaching at Northwestern University as well as serving as director of the Haag-Leviton Academy. Concert tickets are $3 for children 12 and under and $5 for others. They are available in advance by contacting STAR members Mary Pusch (phone 639-1646), Judy Lanning (554-1823) or Sharon Hanson (632-7147). Preceding the concert, Haag will conduct morning and afternoon workshops for STAR students in the UW-P theater. Teachers, parents, students or others interested in observing Haag at work during those sessions may purchase tickets to the workshops for $3. FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W4I\ OFFICE AI TO BAAK 24-HOIR TELLER BRISTOL IPLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 BERBER FDIC DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 1 20th Ave. KENOSHA. W l 53 142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every N ew B ook & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large S election o f S ci- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbelievable Prices New York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off wheelchairs, at practice and training." Sorenson is a resident of Sturtevant. He served in Viet Nam in the years 1969-70. So far he has accumulated over 200 credits, with a 3.42 GPA. History and Education are Sorenson's main interests. He takes classes mainly because of strong interest. He doesn't adhere to any philosophy of life, but he commented, "I be myself, live, and get by as best I can." Whitman in review Walt Whitman, who is regarded by many readers as America's greatest poet, will be the subject of a talk by Professor Donald Kummings of the English discipline on Wednesday, Oct. 12, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Library. Prof. Kummings will discuss Whitman's life, his works and his importance in American literature. He is the author of Walt Whitman, 1940-1975: A R eference Guide, published by G. K. Hall in 1982. The product of five and one-half years of research and writing, the book is a complete guide to the "boom years" in Whitman studies, when the author of Leaves of Grass emerged as a writer of international stature. In addition to his book, Kummings has published six articles and seven reviews on Whitman. A display on Walt Whitman can be seen on Level I of the library. Kummings' book will be included in the display. The talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. University of Wisconsin Platteville See Castles in the Air AND LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them." Study in London for S2675 per semester. Includes air fare. tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Programs also in Aix-en-Provence, France Copenhagen, Denmark Dublin. Ireland Florence, Italy Heidelberg, Germany Israel (various locations) Lugano, Switzerland Puebla, Mexico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria Seville. Spain For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin—Platteville 725 West Main Street Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 No foreign language proficiency is required. 6 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association inc. Constitution Art. 4 l in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government .Association inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1960 This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the-power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section I. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2, The Senate of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fail, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., inc. Section 5. A-simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A,.inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called oy the Vice President or in the case of the Vice President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting wifhin 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If the President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If a ny bill shell not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. Section •. The Senate shall have the power •o make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in fhe P S G A , Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc. shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote of the entire Senate, in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to fhe Constitution If the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted, in the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is tried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no persorr shall be convicted without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, ap pointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. activities to fhe legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. by a majority vote of the Senate. Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received wifhin one week of the presentation of such request to the P.S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report. The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of fhe Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of fhe entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of fhe P.S.G.A., inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A., Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, wifhin this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during fhe term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for fhe same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of h e office of the Presidency or Vice Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I w ill faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is lound to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will rot be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume fhe office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other ofticers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of two thirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., inc. budget, but shall not line item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of if, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that fhe Senate of the P.S.G.A , inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the con Stifutionaiity of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, and the faculty of fhe University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - P arkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have fhe responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of fhe P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election, in addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Ad ministration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on fhe Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with fhe confirmation of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-iarge seat on fhe Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon fhe call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend fhe Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf fhe Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to fhe Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G .A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore fn negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor capnot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review fhe allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free fo assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free fo use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section 5. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6 . Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkkssiiddee hbiinndd iinnng contracts. ARTICLE V Section t. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice President, remaining legislative seats, one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or fo request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of fhe reason(s) for removal from office. This most deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present fhe petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will fake place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within, five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop fo less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented fhe petition, fhe election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, if shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission fo the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within fhe classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin Park ide Student Disciplinary Procedures Chap'er UWS 17. Section 5. Sluse.its shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic pe'formance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance estab :shed for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and dlsciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available fo persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to fhe student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscdnsin - Parkside. FALL SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 12 and 13 Petitions Available in P.S.G.A Office Homecoming '83 gegtoXg Continued from Page 1 Tunks. Rock videos followed the show in Union Square, which also had a substantial audience. Saturday morning the Alumni Association sponsored sports events and a Western-style BBQ. About 200 people were served at the BBQ, 25 participated in the run and 12 in the tennis clinic and golf outing. "Basically, it's a good start," said Tom Krimmel, director of Development and Alumni Affairs. He feels that the Homecoming BBQ and dance are events that should continue at future homecomings. "Attendance for this first event was very good, considering people didn't know what to expect. Attendance will grow, although it may" take two to three years to establish (homecoming) as a major campus event," said Krimmel. The Madison Badgers topped the Rangers 2-0 in the Homecoming soccer game. About 150 people attended the game. "Saturday evening was a tremendous success," said Tunks. "The casino was very popular; in fact, six blackjack tables were not enough." Tunks said that the whole concept went over well. Main Place was transformed into a Las Vegas nightclub. The John Bunic Big Band provided dance music; hors d'oeuvres and drinks were consumed, and the dim lighting and elaborate decorations highlighted the atmosphere. "The only problem was that the balloons didn't come down as planned, but that was only a minor problem," said Tunks. The casino and raffle were the prevailing activities of the evening. "Casino players really weren't trying to win to get raffle tickets; they were playing to beat the house," she said. Tunks said that the casino dealers had just as much fun as the participants and some did not want to surrender their shifts. The attire of the participants was quite elaborate. "Everyone came out in their finest," she said. There was also a good mix of p eople in attendance- faculty, staff, alumni and students. Tunks feels that the basic format should be continued and the changes for the future will be minor. "The whole committee should be very proud of themselves and we'd like to thank the Union, Food Services and the casino dealers for all their help," said Tunks. She concluded: "This was a very good start for a traditional activity at Parkside." Photos by Michael Kailas The Homecoming King and Queen court: (from left to right) Laurie Maes, Scott Peterson, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips, Frank "Rico" Meija, Todd Murray, Carmen Acosta. (Right) Homecoming committee chairperson Terry Tunks and PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band, (above) I 8 Thursday, October 6,1983 ' Homecoir Spectators and players enjoy one of the blackjack tables while dances fill up the backgrc Homecoming Queen Jeanne Buenker-Phillips stands by the casino night bank. One dance/casino night patron rests in Mid-Main Place. A crowd gathers around the casino's craps table. Pat Hen9 Thursday, October 6,1983 Bartenders worked hard to quench the gamblers' and dancers' thirsts. Homecoming photos by Michael Kailas Hangar photo by Karan Trandel Cheerleaders joke around during Saturday afternoon's barbecue before the soccer game. Davis emcees Parkside Talent show The Tritones An interview with comedian/juggler Michael Davis Comedian/juggler Michael Davis by Rick Luehr Last Friday an unfortunately small crowd was thoroughly entertained by a variety show hosted by Michael Davis. Davis is an extremely talented juggler/comedian who has appeared on Broadway in "Sugar Babies" and on such T. V. shows as Saturday Night Live and The News is the. News. After the show I had the opportunity to talk to this multi-talented performer. -» Q: A fe w days ago, you were on natonal television watched by millions of people, and tonight you were here in front of only about 200 people. What is it like going from such a large audience to a small group? A:You mean, why weren't there more people here? Q: Which do you prefer, the large or small audience? A: Well, you know the old expression about apples and oranges. There's a total different energy when you're doing it on television than when you're doing it for a large crowd. I didn't find that performance particularly satisfying in front of a large, large audience because they really didn't get a chance to know me. In front of a smaller audience where I can do more material and feel more comfortable with the crowd, I feel a lot more comfortable. If the benefits of both • performances-were the • Dick Oberbruner Carmen Acosta there" and I say, "Thank you" and I just go on to the next job...I don't care if I'm ever really famous, I just like entertaining and I want to keep on going. Q: I just want you to know how much I enjoyed your act. A: Well, I really think you have to see my act live, more than on television. It works on television, but it's better live because I play off the audience and what I like doing most is the ad-libs. Q: It's too bad there's nothing like vaudeville today for performers like you. A: Well, there never will be. It's not so much the money...The problem is that people won't go out of their houses to go out and see things. When they spend eight hours a day watching television, they just become accustomed to that. Performing used to be really special. When you went to see a vaudeville performance, it really made a lasting, moving impression-like when you went to see a play. How many people go to see plays? They are very expensive, but vaudeville was popular entertainment-it wasn't that expensive. The lowest common denominator of television is that you see one thing and so many people see it, that's why they eat things up so quickly. That's why the level of television has dropped so low. Very little on television is art. Very few performers have learned how to make the medium of television an art. We learned how to make it documentary and how to pay games with it, how to make it dramatic, like soap operas. What we've learned to do is turn television into an electronic peeping torn. We've set up these fantasies and watched them, but it's not art, it's just dramatic life which can be artistic. There is a certain art to that-the definition of art is very vague. Q: I would say what you do is art. A:I would say there's a lot of craft in what I do and the art of what I do is doing it in front of people. So unless you're there in the audience, you don't really experience the art of it. Talent show photos by Dave McEvoy same, I would pick the small audience. But, the way it works out is that you have to do the large audience, you can't just perform for small audiences. But I like small audiences. Q: Most of the television you've done has been live. You've done Saturday Night Live and The News Is The News. Do you like that better than working tape or is it just circumstances? A: Just circumstances. They pick me for the live shows. Well, there is more tension when you're juggling if the audience knows that if you drop something they're going to see it. I think that's good about doing the live show. Q: When did you start juggling? A: Right out of high school. I was employed and was working at a pizza delivery, and I wanted to get into show business. So, some friends of mine were going to college and they learned how to juggle in college and I wasn't going to college at the time. One day I came home and my roommate was juggling and I knew that he was less coordinated than I was, so I knew I could do it if I tried. So I did and it worked out. Q: In your act you juggle an axe, a meat cleaver and a machete. When did you first get the urge to juggle with sharp implements? A: It's something I was born with. Q: Have you ever hurt yourself doing that? • • A: f refuse to answer that on the • grounds that I may imperil my livelihood. Q: What was your first big break? A: I don't know that I've hit it big -yet. I've had a lot of good jobs and each job follows the last job. Broadway was the biggest break that I had. Actually the biggest break was signing with the manager that I signed with who manages a lot of comedians like Woody Allen Robyn Williams and Robert Klein. He took an interest in me and that was the biggest single break in my career. Q: Did your manager show you off or were you discovered by someone? A: I've been discovered a million times by a lot of different people who keep saying, "you're great, you should be here; -yoD-should be* Davis* in action RANGER 11 Thursday, October 6,1983 Home SWeet So It by John Homecoming Goes Kovaiic Well, i t's over. Homecoming '83 is history. Or, as they say in the industry, c'est finis. Or rather, to quote a relatively famous football commentator, "Turn out the lights; the party's over." Yes, the new beginning is finished. But what a weekend it was. I must admit, it was not nearly the flop I assumed it would be. In fact, it was pretty well handled. I guess most of the people had a good enough time. I know I did. That is to say, it almost worked. Which brings me to the meat of the article. What went wrong? The answer is brief. Nothing really went wrong, as such. It's just that nothing went totally right. But that doesn't mean it wasn't successful. It was, considering that this was the first event of its type in Parkside's somewhat succinct history. It's sort of like losing a ballgame, but beating the point spread. ••••••• Events kicked off on Thursday afternoon with the coronation of the Homecoming King and Queen. These prestigous honors were, I think it is well known, thrust upon Jeanne "Spunker" Phillips (who also became PSGA's president last week, thus making Parkside the world's first true constitutional monarchy) and Frank "Rico" Mejia. What is not so well-known is how they came to receive these titles. Money. And vast quantities of it. A hell of a lot of pennies. Mucho dinero. Lots of lira. You could vote for as many candidates you wanted as often as you liked. Only you needed a penny to do so every time. Rico received 6,450 "votes." Jeanne got 7,296. Over 36,000 "votes" were cast for all the candidates, roughly translating to $350 f or the scholarship fund. As there were only about 650 votes cast in last spring's presidential elections (one student-one vote), this means somebody's got an awful lot of rich friends. Also, from an economist's point of view, this means that the equilibrium price of a royal title lies somewhere around the $70 li ne. So if you want to be king or queen next year, just bring the cash. I think they're going to be auctioning it off. ••••••• While the royal couple was parading around campus, our almost-famous soccer team was busy being beaten by the Badgers. The score was nothing to be embarrassed about, especially considering that half of the Madison team appeared to be Argentinian all-stars. In fact, our lads did rather well, even if t hey do think they should have done better. But they still managed to muck up Parkside's unbeaten Homecoming record. Good thing it wasn't to an Australian team. ••••••• Friday night was highlighted by the "Michael Davis talent show." This was by far the most successful event in my incredibly biased opinion. Davis himself was superb, but you can read about that elsewhere. What really gave the evening a touch of magic, though I heard other words used, were the performances by Parkside's own neo-vaudevillians. The evening opened with the now infamous Men of a Couple Voices, who trotted through such classics as Kermit the Frog and Ronald Reagan, while most of the audience was busy internally hemorrhaging: Other acts included the reckless Dick Oberbruner on guitar and guts, Carmen "Dancin* Fool" Acosta and the "Faculty Moonlighters." Special mention must go to the "Faculty Moonlighters," as Wayne Johnson expressly forbade me to mention them. Although I won't say exactly what went on, at least I now know what Philosophy professors do in their spare time. The audience was treated to the time of their lives, and the $1.50 cover charge was well worth it. All of the brave souls who risked, and will probably receive, public humiliation, deserve all the praise they can prise out of people. ••••••• But the "big event" was easily Saturday night's semi-formal dance. The atmosphere was positively electric as the masses gathered for what was billed as the biggest thing at Parkside since Chancellor Guskin found the itching powder in his athletic supporter. The elite waited with bated breath and were not disappointed. The John Bunic Big Band shook their funky groove thing and the night came alive. A "casino" was constructed in lower main place and I promptly lost my shirt to Nick "The Knife" Thome (who needed a clean one, anyway) in an obviously weighted dice game. So what went wrong with Parkside's first-ever Homecoming? Parkside students. Yet another major, well-organized, fun event passed by with so little support from the student body that it was almost embarrassing. The apathy was rampant. But word will spread, and we hope that next year's homecoming will be seen by more than a tenth (a high estimate) of the student population. You should have been there. It was worth it. At least we beat the point-spread. Physics Club honored The Parkside student Physics Club for the second consecutive year has been designated an Outstanding Chapter of the National Society of Physics Students, which is headquartered in New York City, with more than 500 chapters nationwide. The Parkside chapter was one of 31 selected for the 1983 honor, which was based on range of activities and extent of student involvement. Physics professor Stepehen D. Luzader, who advises the Physics Club, said the group had been involved in numerous activites over the past year, including hosting a conference of students and faculty COMPLETE AUTO BODY REPAIRS & PAINTING YOU MAY NOT NEED US NOW...BUT REMEMBER KENO WHEN YOU DO. WE'RE THE PROFESSIONALS. 5725 5th Ave. Downtown Kenosha Ph. 654-0249 Hours: MOM.—FBI- 8 am - 4:30 pm Kenosha's Finest BODY Rod P. Bruno, Owner The Coffeehouse hosts... by Nick Thome In the beginning, God created New York. Why? We mortals may never know. Then, God created Greenwich Village. Strike two. Yet, for some strange reason, artists, writers, intellectuals and musicians migrated there. These people found that talking or performing their works in the streets of New York was not good for their health. So God, in his or her great wisdom, gave them a safe place to gather, the Coffeehouse. The artists displayed their works on the walls, as the musicians played their music for the coins people gave them, while the intellectuals talked of relevance, revolution and what they could do to raise the rent money. The tradition of the Coffeehouse is still alive at Parkside. Except our coffee tastes better and the artists don't pass the hat for their livelihood. Th e c u r r e n t chairperson/chairwoman/chairman (choose your own) of the PAB Coffeehouse Committee is Rhonda Bradley, alias O. P. (pronounced Oh Pea). Recently I had the opportunity to talk to Rhonda about the program. The following are segments of the discussion we had. "What's it all about, O. P.?" "The Coffeehouse program was set up to give the students a place to sit back, relax and enjoy themselves. It's a nice change of pace in the busy student routine," Rhonda informed me. "Could you tell me who's scheduled to perform this semester?" asked I. "Sure," she replied, "The next coffeehouse act will be Smith and Mayer, two very talented musicians. They will appear in the Union Bazaar from 12 to 2 p.m. and 8 to 10 p.m. on Oct. 12. The following act will be John Hunsbuscher on Oct. 26. He is known for his sense of humor, a very good act. Nov. 2, Barry Drake, a musician who just played Europe and is recognized by Billboard Magazine, will appear here. Then, on Nov. 16 it will be the Parkside students' chance to perform on the first Open Stage of the year." "How can students register for the Open Stage?" I inquired. "Real easy," she answered. "Applications for the Open Stage will be available at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board Office, in Union 202." "What kinds of acts are you looking for?" -It*****************-K * * * * * * * Coffeehouse presents the music of SnTith and Mayer Union Bazaar 12 - 2 pm 8 - 1 0 p m Wednesday, Oct. 12 FREE! * * * * * * +++* W¥WW-¥-¥-¥--¥-W*W-¥-W-¥* TONIGHT OCT. 6 The Rock Of CHE & & PTOLECUO=U Union Square Doors open 8 pm $1 Students Proof of age, Parkside ID require d 12 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER 1 DECIDED TO CHECK THE PORNAPPLES' NEIGHBORS IN CASE THEY'D SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS. I PASSED A DOOR-TO- DOOR SALESMAN ON THE WAY. X THE SON HAD RECALLED A BE ARD ON THE FIRST ROBBERY SUSPECT. I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN YORE PREPARED?] I'D WALKED RIGHT INTO A RUNNING GAG. S0DE*6! ffPC0OT2l<? JOE"Goes Tt> UkuueRSiTY. \towW OLX> FRvetuD. F\£*T . 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Slam dancing banned at U. of Minn. Slam dancing has been slammed by University of Minnesota officials. Students Activities Coordinator Carl Nelson ordered recently that bands that attract slam dancers will not be booked on campus. That decision came after several people were injured during a Dead Kennedy's concert and is designed to protect the university from legal liability. Some student leaders are upset the policy was enacted without their input. • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ball s • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Asorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts RANGER 13 Thursday, October 6,1983 A Week at the Park The Protectors rock Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The feature film this week is The Outsiders, the movie version of the action-packed best seller. Matt Dillon stars in the movie, which will be shown in the Union Cinema Theater today at 3:30 p.m., tomorrow at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Admission is only $1, so you can easily afford to take a date to the movies once again. PAB sponsors the movies each week. Next week they'll bring you Das Boot. • •••••• With the high movie prices of today, a free movie is definitely welcome. The Legacy will be showing in the Union Cinema Theater at 7 p.m. this Tuesday. As usual, admission is free and sponsored by PAB. Come on out to the Union Square tonight and rock with the music of The Protectors. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $1 for a guest. The dance is sponsored by PAB. ' ••••••• There will be a Coffeehouse this Wednesday, which features "Smith and Mayer." It will be held in the Union Square from noon until 2 p.m and 8 to 10 p.m. This activity is free to anyone. ••••••• Congressman Les Aspin will talk on The Case for the MX Missile this Monday, The Round Table will be at noon in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Coffeehouse, continued - Continued from Page 11 "Musicians, jugglers, mimes, comedians- anything that's legal and has some socially redeeming value. This stage is open to any current students, faculty or alumni members." "It sounds like your committee does a lot of work. How many people are on the Coffeehouse Committee?" "At this time, there are only six members, but we are always looking for more. In fact, if any students are interested in joining the committee, just come on up to Union 202 and ask for me. If I'm not there, leave a number and I'll call you back. We need people for promotion, advertising and art work. "It is work, but it's really a good time. Plus, it doesn't look bad on your resume." Well, thanks for your time, O. P., and continued good luck with the committee. ••••••• The foreign film this week is Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears. It will be shown today at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Sunday. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series at the Union Information Center. ••••••• In the Union Square, you can see the video tape Tommy at noon this Monday. If you miss it then, you will have another chance to see it on Tuesday at 9:15 p.m. or next Thursday at noon. The video will be played on the seven foot screen and admission will be free. ••••••• The Protectors come to Parkside tonight. Are you having trouble deciding on a career? You can get information during Career Days on Wednesday from noon to 3 p.m. Displays will be set up in the Union and Molinaro buildings. Everyone is welcome. ••••••• Next Thursday there will be a bus trip to Chicago's Board of Trade. The program is called "Thrills and Chills in the Pit" and is sponsored by UW Extension. For details call Ext. 2312. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE PAVS IN Steamboat A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time $269 Att.tn'tefnenls hi I < HO TRAVEL INC WITH TRANSPORTATION J A N U A R Y 1 • 9 FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS. THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS'' PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A TLUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. • 'A* SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 c - ' X 14 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Last Thursday signaled the kickoff of the intramural flag football season at Parkside with eight teams ready to take the gridiron. Team entries with their team number and captain are: 1. The Grapplers (John Winter); 2. The Mass Wasters (Roberta Kellog); 3. The Blitzed (Joe Stancato); 4. The "Y" Team (Gwen Sharrett); 5. The Gladiators (Mark Peterson); 6. Absolute Ethanol (Darryl Sauer); 7. Priests and Bishops (Beth Callahan); 8. The Jerk-Offs (Kurt Weis). This represents double the number of entries from last season. All games this year are being played in a new location — o n the mall area just east of the Union building. This new location should provide more convenient parking for both players and spectators and give close access to the Union for post-game socializing. The first game of the season saw the Grapplers take on the Mass Wasters. This season opener turned out to be a real defensive battle with both teams notching a lone touchdown going into the fourth quarter. The Mass Wasters maintained a slim lead, however, of 8-6 by virtue of their 2 point conversion after the touchdown. The fourth quarter saw the Grapplers, mired deep in their own territory, fumble into the end zone for a safety. The Mass Wasters hung on to the 10-6 margin, despite a last ditch offensive by the Grapplers, to claim the first victory of the year. The second game Thursday saw the "Y" team take on The Blitzed. In a contrast to the first game, scoring was heavy from the outset with the Blitzed scoring early in the first quarter for 6-0 lead. Another quick touchdown saw the Blitzed lead go to 12-0. The "Y" then bounced back with a score of their own to close the margain to 12-6 but this lone touchdown proved to be their last hurrah. A combination of deep punting on defense & pin point passing on offense carried the Blitzed to a 36-6 victory in their first game of the season. Despite the apparent lopsided score both teams displayed a strong intensity throughout the game which kept even the most jaded spectator on the edge of their seat. Intramural flag football will continue every Tuesday-Thursday with games at 4pm, 5pm and 6pm, through the last week of October. Track meets Track team meeting will be held on Tuesday, Oct. 11. Anyone interested in running men's tack, please attend the meeting in the upstairs lounge in the Physical Education building at 3 p.m. Volleyball team places second in UW-P Classic Ranger needs sportswriters by Robb Luehr Sports Editor This past weekend Parkside hosted one of the best-played events of the fall—the Parkside Classic Volleyball tournament. Four teams competed: Ferris State (Mich.), College of St. Francis, Lewis University and Parkside. On Friday night, Sept. 30, Ferris State reached the finals by defeating St. Francis in three games (out of five). Saturday morning, Oct. 1, the Ranger girls had to work to get, past Lewis. Lewis forced a fifth: game by winning two games in a @ VIDEO Free The Who in "Tommy Mon., Oct. 10 - noon Tues., Oct. 11- 9:15 pm Thurs., Oct. 13 - noon Fri., Oct. 14 - 2 pm Union Square FREE! Tuesday, Oct. 11, 7 p.m. Union Cinema Theatre row after losing the first two. The scores were 15-3, 15-10, 9-15, 13-15, 16-14. This set up a final between Parkside and Ferris State. It promised to be a whale of a match. It was. Both teams were playing well up to the final, and it continued throughout the championship match. The two squads traded off winning games, with Ferris State taking games one and three; Parkside, games two and four. By this time, the Parkside women had to be tiring, because they already had played a tough five games earlier in the afternoon. Ferris State played their preliminary match the night before, so they were well rested. Still, the fifth game of the match was hotly contested; but in the end, the Ferris. State girls prevailed in a very close game. The scores: 15-8, 1-15, 15-11, 13-15, 15-12. Parkside is now 15-3 for the season. Despite the fine record, Coach Terry Paulson feels that "the offense still sputters at times," but that "the defense is almost there." In order to play as a cohesive unit, the women must "communicate on and off the court," according to Paulson. He does note, however, that his team is "working on being a family." ••••••••••••••••••• * FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE £ W A $2.50 VALUE WITH ^ jL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE r0, P0N PRR J FAMILY PIZZA CARL'S PIZZA PLUS (FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) ^LATHROP & 21 ST (ALMOST) RACINE by Patricia Cumbie The men's cross country team came back from Loyola Invitational on Chicago's lakefront victorious. This is the first victory for the team so far this season. "It feels great to win, we still didn't have all our top runners. We were way ahead of the other teams, with a 37-point spread between us and the second place team," Coach Lucian Rosa said. Parkside scored 47 points, UWMilwaukee scored 84 and the third place team, Loyola, scored 88. There were 15 teams in attendance. The Parkside finishers were: Tim Renzelmann (2), 25:38; George Kapheim (5) 25:49; Rich Miller (11), 26:16; Ted Miller (14) 26:27; Andy Serrano (15) 26:27; Rod Condon (25) 26:55 and Mark Manning (36) 27:11. "I am very pleased with all the runners so far," commented Rosa. "Tim (Renzelmann) has been running well and keeps improving week to week. He has a good chance to become an Ail-American. Rich Miller has been doing a good job; Andy (Serrano) is also having a good year. Ted Miller has a bad cold and he should run faster next week. My top eight runners are doing well." Next weekend the team will compete at Notre Dame. "This will be a fun course, and the team will probably make their personal best. I still have things to see, because Nationals will be coming up Oct. 29. I should have my whole team healthy for that," Rosa added. CUSTOMER DINE IN ONLY 633-6307 * * * Outsiders They weren't looking for a fight... just to belong. ft Oct. 6 — 3:30 p.m. Oct. 7 — 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m Oct. 9 - 7:30 p.m. Union Cinema Theater Cheerleaders recruiting by Sue Cullen Why be a cheerleader? "To gain a wider interest in Parkside and its athletic activities, and of course, to boost school spirit," said Marilyn Bugenhagen, cheerleading advisors. If you are thinking of being af cheerleader, it is not too late to take part in the upcoming workshop which will assist new recruits in perfecting cheers. As part of the procedure, present cheerleaders will give newcomers words to which each must make up their own cheer. The recruits will then practice their cheers, plus a variety of others. "It (the workshop) is a very good preparation for tryouts," said Bugenhagen. The pom-pom squad, which is just beginning, will also have a workshop to assist novices with routines. The cheerleading squad is also looking for a spirited person to be the Ranger Bear-preferably someone 5'8" or over. Anyone with questions about the pom-pom squad, cheerleading or Ranger Bear should contact Marilyn in Union 209, or see pom-pom captain Ernestine Weisinger or cheerleading captain Kris Anderson. Intramurals X-Country Flag football season opens 'ZZZh 15 Thursday, October 6,1983 Interview Athletic Director Dannehl speaks sports by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Ranger recently interviewed Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl about the athletic program for the coming year. Q: What are the duties of the athletic director? A: Actually, the duties of the athletic director here vary considerably from those at other institutions. In major institutions, the athletic directors are almost exclusively involved with athletics; whereas here we're involved with physical education, intramurals, controlling and scheduling of buildings, and those kinds of things. In other words, we're involved in a lot of things other than ju st sports and athletics. Community outreach, you know; we do road races, cross country skiing, clin ics. Q:What are some of the big changes in the Athletic Department, such as sports being dropped, etc.? A: At this point in time, we have no changes; we have the same exact program th at we had for the last 10 or 12 years. However, we have been suffering for the past two or three years from some budget reductions and staff reductions. We lost two staff members two years ag o. We did drop men's and women's swimming. We also lost an assistant basketball coaching positio n, a full time position. Then, this last year, eff ective the 1984-85 year, we've lost one more Classifieds WANTED PEER SUPPORT is looking for a person to volunteer their talents as a calligraphists. Ideal person wo uld be someone in terested in art. (Maybe an art major.) Please contact the Peer Support Organizaton, l ocation WLLC-D- 175 or 553 -2706 A VOLUNTEER administrator for Peer Support. Great experience for business majors and anyone hoping to be in a managerial position someday. Apply in Peer Support office or call 553-2706. DEATH ROW PRISONER. Caucasian male, age 37, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form some ki nd of friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas . Write Jim Jeffers, Box B-38604, Florence AZ 8523 2. PERSONALS GREG R. li kes the Big Chill!!! GREG R. is into Frozen Bananas. RICK G. l ikes frozen bananas, too!?! What about Greg? THE QUESTION IS: Does Kathy like Frozen Bananas?? YES!! K & D: I really wanted to swim, but frozen bananas prevented me. Pat. I'VE HEARD about cold shoulders before, but frozen bananas ? KAREN HITS a lot of balls playing pool! But wnat about frozen bananas? ANYONE for a Homecoming flag football game wit hout injuries??! S & M is coming. Wed., Oct. 12. 12-2 p.m. and £10 P ro >n the Union Bazaar. M. SCOON: I Love You!! C. Scoon. BRIGHT EYES Holey Shirt!! The enstapied TO KATE: I hope we can talk again and M?D Y,ou re a Sreat friend! Joey. LEROY: Considering being a lifetime stu- Keep on colecoing. Smack. MARVIE: When are you and Wally getting married? Smack. YITO: The world doesn't revolve around mad Italians. Parkside just isn't the same... BONNIE: Stop all of that rhetorical nonsen- I se; read a play. GOME SEE VRU" live! Oct. 14 at Craigs downstairs. Hwy. 100 and Layton. Wayne Dannehl position; in other words, we've had one person notified that his contract will not be renewed after this year. What that does in regards to the number of sports that we have, we don't know; that remains t o be seen. It might be that in future years we will be using more of what we call 'ad hoc' or part-time coaches. On the other hand, we may just drop some sports. Other than that, we're charging straight ahead, just doing everything we've always done. We have about 18 different sports; some people think that's too many, some people think it's not enough. Most of the schools in the Wisconsin University system have about that many. Some of them are bigger than us, and some of them are smaller. Most of them also have football, which is just a real big drain on your resources, even at the small time level. It just involves so many people, even though you're not playing in front of 80,000 people like they do at Madison. Of course, we don't have that, and probably never will. Q: How are the teams expected to do this year? A: Well, I think we're going to have a p retty good year. Considering the size of our school...of course, we've always done very, very well, particularly at the national level. Our teams have done extremely well, particularly in wrestling, track and f ield, cross-country and basketball off and on. Statewide, we do very well, too. In soccer, we had the best year we've ever had last year, and we were one game away from going to the national tournament. We lost to the perennial power of the midwest, Quincy, from the St. Louis area, where they've been playing soccer for 30 years, long before the rest of the nation knew what the game was. We're doing some exciting things this year with some of the athletic teams. We're hosting a large basketball tournament for women in January and we're hosting a men's basketball tournament right after the beginning of the new year. I t will be the first tournament for the women's teams and a retu rn of the men's after a one-year absence. The men's tournament is going to be a crackerjack one, because we have ourselves, our traditional archrivals, Eau Claire, UW-Milwaukee and Lakeland College. This fall, we're hosting an NCAA regional cross-country championship, the NCAA Division II Championship, and the NAIA national championship, so we're going to be very, very busy with cross-country this fall. We're hopeful that our kids will do very, very well. Last year, the women were fifth in the nation in the NCAA in cross coun- PONY EXPRESS presents THE BRTTA jComplete Beatles ReviewJ Friday, Oct. 7-10:00 pm - 1:30 am $2 Cover Charge Also: FLASHRPDM Music from the 50's and 60's Saturday, Oct. 8-9:30 pm - 1:30 am No Cover Charge Bar open daily 11:00 am - 2:00 pm DAYTIME SPECIALS: Cans of ^ \ , ,beer, 75«; Highballs 75« SERVING hIm SANDWICHES and P IZZA try, and I hope they will do as wel l or better on our home course. A little later in the year, we host a regional wrestling championship. In between time we have lots of other things going on. Our women's volleyball team is very competitive. We participate in both the NCAA and the NAIA. I think we'll do very well. Q: And men's basketball, too, after the showing late in the season last year...? A: We should have a pretty good team this year. We have the toughest basketball schedule we've ever had. We play Chicago State twice; Lewis University is a powerhouse; we'll be playing Eau Claire probably twice; we're playing Steven? Point away. So w e're looking forward to a good season. We have some very fi ne athletes here. Q: Are- there any coaching changes this year? A: No, everybody who was head coach last year is head coach this year. Q: What about Red Oberbruner? A: He retired as a f ull-time employee of the university. He wil^ still be baseball coach, but now on a p art-time basis. We also have a part-time coach in volleyball, Terry Paulson; and Mike DeWitt is our women's cross-country and track coach. Both teach elementary school in Racine. Ranger needs sportswriters MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN THIS COMING WEEK MON. OCT 10 PITTSBURGH vs. CINCINNATI • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION IOMING SPECIAL: Monday, Oct. 17 Packers vs. Washington Redskins J $1°° Brat Special v Soccer Badgers win, dim first Homecoming by Robb Luebr Sports Editor Parkside's first homecoming celebration was pretty successful, except for one thing. The soccer team was beaten by the Wisconsin Badgers 2-0. The score reflects the game pretty accurately. Wisconsin came into the game with a record of 3-3-2, mostly against other NCAA Division I schools. Parkside's record was 4-4. Hal Henderson's squad started out strong, keeping the ball in the Wisconsin zone for most of the first 11 minutes of the first half. They weren't able to score, but they kept the pressure on. With 11 y2 minutes gone, the Badgers worked the ball downfield quickly. They had a corner kick after the Rangers kicked the ball over the end line. With 33.02 left in the half, Wisconsin scored the first goal of the game off the corner kick. The ball was headed-in over the outstretched hands of goalie Dan Opferman right in the center of the net. The rest of the first half was scoreless with both teams moving the ball. The Rangers' first goal opportunity to score came at the 30:13 mark of the half, but the attempts were thwarted by a good defensive play. At the 29:10 mark, the Rangers had a penalty kick, but they couldn't get the ball in the net. . Parkside also had three corner kicks, but the Badgers' defense cleared out the ball every time. The first half ended with Wisconsin leading 1-0. The second half wasn't much different from the first. Both teams kept the ball moving up and down the field, and had scoring opportunities, but the defenses were equal to the challenges. Then, with 18:15 left in the game, the Badgers scored their second goal of the game. Dan Opferman dove to the ground to stop a shot, the ball rebounded off of him, and a Badger player put the ball in over Opferman's prone body. Neither team mounted a major threat after that. Coach Henderson said after the game that "we didn't want it as bad as they did." He also said that his team had a chance to get back 7VV V.' rMf' v „ '' VvV —% * i Ranger photo by Gary Zalokar Parkside's Don Matanowski (2) and Mike Nowak battle UW-Madison defenders. Soccer team into the game in the second half, but that "the second goal broke our back." The major problem holding the Rangers back is the fact that the team is made up of mostly underclassmen. There are only three seniors and two juniors on the team. This could be considered a rebuilding year for Henderson's team. It would be nice to see this team do well the rest of the season; and looking at the rest of the schedule, there is a good chance to see improvement. On Wednesday, Oct. 5, the Rangers hosted Marquette. Results next week. This coming weekend will be a test for the young Parkside team as they compete in the Panther Invitational, hosted by UW-Milwaukee. It is being held at Bavarian Field in Milwaukee beginning at 2 p.m. Saturday. Si J ••BBS Mike Nowak (left) in action •••••• Ranger Photo by Karen Trandel Kenosha Savings and Loan NECKING! 10S©S to UW-GB ' m your choice of TWO great accounts! by Mike Baumgardner Parkside's soccer team traveled to Green Bay on Sept. 28 to face UW-Green Bay, who were coming off a four-game winning streak. Parkside coach Hal Henderson was confident going into the game. The Rangers held the hot UWGreen Bay team scoreless in the first half, but Parkside could not score, either. The second half started out well, but soon the Phoenix exerted themselves, scoring four goals in the half for a 4-0 victory. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Enrollment tops 6000 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. October 13, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Enrollment tops 6000 UW -Parkside's 1983 fall enroll­ ment has topped 6,000 f or the first time in the university's history. Unofficial but very-close-to-final figures show Parkside enrollment at 6046, an increase of 3 percent over last fall's 5850. New freshmen are up a record 13 percent, from 954 la st year to 1075. Those new freshmen combined with 520 new undergraduate stu­ dents who transferred in from other schools this fall, gives Parksi­ de 1595 new undergraduate stu­ dents, which is about 28 p ercent of the total undergrad enrollment of 5683. In addition, 491 undergraduates who had previously attended Park- side but had voluntarily dropped out (classified as reentry student) returned this fall. Some 3433 undergraduate stu­ dents continued their educations at Parkside this fall, up nearly 7 per­ cent from last year. Graduate enrollment in master's degree programs in business admin­ istration and public administration this fall is up four students over last year. Since 1978, when master's de­ gree work in those fields was first begun, enrollment has increased 80 percent, from 201 to 363 students. Students are taking more credits, too. Full-time equivalent students- a statistical way of combining full­ time and part-time students-is up 7 percent from 3891 to 4149. The average number of credits taken by an undergraduate student also rose from 10.31 to an all-time high of 10.66. More than 80 percent, 4944, of UW-P students are seeking degrees, while 1102 are taking courses for personal enrichment or specific job skills. These latter students, called "specials," are down 118 in number from last year's 1220. Parkside also reported that 647 students-about one in every nine students-were notified that they had been dropped from the univer­ sity for academic reasons last year- 352 for grade point deficiencies, mostly freshmen and sophomores, and 295 for failing to pass their Col­ legiate Skills competency require­ ments in reading, writing, mathe­ matics, library use and research papers by the time they are juniors. University records show that about one-third of those who are dropped for low grade points are readmitted under a strict probation policy, and that about two-thirds of those who have not passed their academic skills requirements get a second chance and usually success­ fully complete them. The net stu­ dent enrollment loss from aca­ demic drops is about 400 a year, of­ ficials say. UW enrollment up 1.4% The UW System enrollment has increased 1.4 percent (2296 students) for a total of 161,650. The unexpected greater sys­ tem-wide enrollment means at least an estimated $3.7 million more in tuition and fees for the system. Parkside may. get part of that money, depending on how the UW Board of Regents allocates it. The UW s ystem expected en­ rollments to drop this year be­ cause an improving economy would attract those on campus into jobs. System-wide enrollments showed the proportion of Wisconsin's 18-year-olds enrol­ ling in university campuses in­ creased from 26.5 percent to 28.5 percent. The peak of 29 per­ cent was reached during the Vietnam War. Worker involvement brings improvement Public Forum by Kari Dixon The increase of worker involve­ ment in the operations of major companies is necessary for the im­ provement of the self-image of the employees and the national econ­ omy, agreed Daniel Zwerdling, Vic­ tor Reuther and James Foster dur­ ing the public forum, "Unions and Workplace Democracy" Monday night in the Union Cinema. Addressing an audience compris­ ed primarily of labor union mem- ~ bers, the three speakers shared in­ dividual experiences and offered specific examples of workplace de­ mocracy that have proven success­ ful, both in the U. S. and abroad. "It is strange that we should be having a forum on 'Unions and Workplace Democracy'" said Zwer­ dling, author, labor journalist and Public Radio producer. "We have all grown up in a democracy, yet here we are accepting the notion that most of us spend half our adult lives working in a very blatant dic­ tatorship," he continued. "In vir­ tually all major companies, none of the freedoms of the Bill of Rights exist." According to Zwerdling, the no­ tion of workplace democracy used to be considered Marxist. "Now it's how we can compete with the Japa­ nese," he said. Anyone can initiate the concept of workplace democracy, or work­ place labor management as Zwer­ dling prefers to call it, by bringing it up at the next union meeting. "It must, however, be based around some principal besides the eco­ nomic or monetary goal," he con­ tinued. "Then you have to invite people with experience to talk to you. Then set up your committee with top members of both union and management." Zwerdling said that he realizes that these are not the answers to society's problems. "This is a real­ istic way of solving problems and making life in the workplace bet­ ter," he said. Victor Reuther, former assistant to the President of the UAW and former Director of the Department of International Affairs for that same organization, has been active in labor union activities since the 1930's. Now retired, he has been outspoken on various issues, includ- ing the Vietnam War and the cur­ rent military budget. These views made him a member of a n enemies list under the Nixon administration, and he was placed on a CIA "watch list." "We have a long way to go be­ fore the concept of democracy is sufficiently rounded out," Reuther began. "Democracy will be secure only when the kind of roots we have in the political field will be matched by comparable democratic sharing of power in the economic field." According to Reuther, the merger of AMC-Renault brings the economic and social experience of another country to our town. "We need to catch up on this side to the experience of FYench labor, Italian labor and German, Austrian and Swedish labor unions who have been at this much longer than we have." "Don't expect too much on this quality of worklife thing," Reuther continued. "They haven't yet made up their minds to put any of our people on any of the boards of di­ rectors, except for Chrysler. The only reason they did not was be­ cause without the support of the UAW it was doubtful that they would have received their loan." Jim Foster, coordinator of the Labor Studies Program at Parksi­ de, compared the industries that had existed on a Madison street to those that exist today. Thirty-five hundred jobs had left that street since 1966. "Maybe this is too im­ portant to leave to someone else," he said. "Maybe we should start running our own future." Questions from the audience in­ cluded the subjects of union mem­ ber apathy, how workplace democ­ racy might be detrimental to unions and how recent bankruptcy loop­ holes may be union-busting tactics. "This bankruptcy is a phony," said Reuther. "Pinkerton used to beat our skulls in. Now manage­ ment hires these sharpies to use bankruptcy. We must challenge this in a political way." Swerdling concluded by suggest­ ing that worker ownership of failing companies would be a feasible solu­ tion to the problem of employee in­ volvement. "Yes, but we need the banks involved, too," replied Fos­ ter. Reuther answered them both. "Why must we send the people to the banks of this countiy? When Chrysler got their loan, they got it for a lot less than the interest rate from the government. I want peop­ le to have the same break." special 4-page section on drinking and driving Student wants class offered more often Letter to the Editor To the Editor: I am writing this letter about a class that I have heard about but I can't take because I did not learn about it until it was too late to reg­ ister for it. The class is Internation­ al Conflict: The Vietnam War. It is taught by Professor Oliver Hay- ward. I talked to him and he stated that the class is offered only every three years. He did not believe that there was enough interest in the course to offer it more frequently. The course offers an in-depth study of the Vietnam War and can give us a better understanding of what hap­ pened in that era. Professor Hayward stated that he would consider offering the course if e nough students showed an inter­ est in the course. I, for one, would like to see it offered more often. Anyone interested in having the course offered more often than every three years please notify Pro­ fessor Hayward or the Ranger. Paul E. Johnson Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). 2 Thursday, October 13,1983 RANGER, "Welcome to the Interior Department, but please don't touch anything." Age increase is not solution This week's Ranger contains an in-depth study of a serious problem that affects people of all ages-drink­ ing and driving and the consequences from such a deadly combination. In this space in January, 19811 stated how I felt that a 21-year-old drinking age violates an adult right, and I still stick by that belief. Alcohol is a very serious prob­ lem in our country because our society has built itself around many things-drinking is one of them. Ranger's special section also covers such topics as problem drinking and the possibility of raising Wiscon­ sin's drinking age. Problem drinking affects people of all ages, and it is such a prevalent practice that driving under the influ­ ence has become commonplace. The fact that a dispro­ portionate number of drunk drivers are young has brought about a public outcry to raise the drinking age. Raising the drinking age ignores the problem itself and is only dealing with one of the many symptoms. Responsible use of alcohol should be practiced by adults of all ages. If you really think about it, alcohol doesn't serve any useful purpose to society-the problems it creates over­ shadow any "benefit" that somebody might think it of­ fers. But nobody is talking about bringing back full prohibition — just prohibition for adults (yes, that's what they legally are) between the ages of 18 and 21. It appears that the drinking age in Wisconsin will soon be raised because Gov. Earl for the first time has endorsed a 19-year-old drinking age, and many state by Ken Meyer, Editor* legislators have been campaigning for a higher age for quite some time. But a few legislators, such as Rep. John Medinger, realize that raising the age at this time is not the com­ plete answer to such a widespread societal dilemma. Medinger fears that once the age is raised, the issue of problem drinking will not be addressed any further. I feel that fear is well-founded. Other problems, such as teen-age drinking in high school, driving while intoxicated, state border prob­ lems and problem drinking should all be addressed at e same time instead of being placated by achieving one imaginary solution to a problem that needs much more than that. U o <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovalic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Har- mann, Mary Kaddatz. Bob KiesUng, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whit­ ney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- fiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger .s written and edijed by students of UW-Parkside and they rZr°J y T P ° m 't \ ,S P°Hcy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Hanger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. , # . c ^ r e .P ond e " ce ^°uld be addressed to• Parkside Ranger, Univer- sityol Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J2K ed ' ,o r , W l " b e accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on sinned po p ? r ' * e " er s should be less than 350 words and must be r, u° numbe r '"Coded for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Ranae'r ! L >fer s '* Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday, tory content " '° fe ' 0I e containing false and defoma- Bye-bye syndrome hi/ ... . by Marilyn Noreen Peter and Mom arrive at the door of the Pumpkin Patch Room. Peter is crying and clinging to mom's leg. Mom tries to leave after she has spent a short time in the room, but Peter continues to cry and cling. Doug and Mom walk into the Rainbow Room. Doug hangs up his coat, Mom signs the attendance sheet, talks to his teacher, and then sits down to watch him play. Mean­ while, Doug finds his friends and is playing with them in the block area. Five minutes later, Mom says, "Doug, come here and give me a kiss and hug." "Gee whiz, doesn't she know I'm busy playing with my friends? Why does she al­ ways wait so long before she insists that I stop whatever I'm doing and kiss her goodbye?" thought Doug. I would like to address this prob­ lem of separation anxiety. The simple departure procedure is one of the most important learning ex­ periences for young children. The departure procedure is (1) T he par­ ent first accompanies the child, helping the child get started in a new environment; after staying a while, the parent goes on his/her way. (2) In a few days, the parent waits for the child to check in with his/her teachers, waves goodbye, and leaves. It is important for CHILDREN and their PARENTS to release each other at departure time. Both child and parents take a step to­ ward maturity as they recognize each other as independent person­ alities. For the child, release in­ volves such learnings as: (1) Feeling at home with other people at the day care center. (2) Understanding that his/her parents will come back for him /her. <3) Understanding that all par­ ents come and go from the day care center. (4) Developing willingness to let the parents come and go as they need to. (5) Understanding that other people can love and take care of them when their parents are doing what is important to them. For children starting day care or nursery school, the underlying stress comes from fear of being separated from their parents. Chil­ dren who develop anxiety may be eager to go to school when they start out from home. But, once they get to school, the unfamiliar environment, children may shrink back against their parent's legs rather than participate. When par­ ents say goodbye, they cling tightly to the parent. Sometimes children make quite a scene. Underneath the separation anxi­ ety, there may quickly develop an­ other factor-the impulse to use their anxiety as a means of control­ ling their parents, especially if they see that their parents feel intensely sympathetic. If mother and/or fath­ er are satisfied and happy with their new roles, whether a job or going to school, the children will very soon sense the parents' happi­ ness and contentment. The out­ come will be both a happier child and happier parent: a family con­ tent in the knowledge that each member is doing what is important to them. How do you handle separation anxiety? If the child does begin to cry or cling when the parent begins to leave, the parent should take the cue from the teacher about wheth­ er to stay longer or walk away- after saying goodbye-with as much CALMNESS and ASSURANCE as possible. The parent's calmness re­ assures the child there is nothing to fear. A p arent should never wait until the child is absorbed in play and then quietly disappear. An anxious child concludes that a parent can't be trusted. So the parent should al­ ways say goodbye. How long can a parent expect separation anxiety to last? The an­ swer is very difficult to give be­ cause it depends upon the age of the child, the length of time at the center, the number of days/weeks and regularity of attendance. Sepa­ ration anxiety can last from two days to four to six weeks. There is no set time limit. Regular and con­ sistent attendance helps greatly in the adjustment. Can parents come to visit their child during the day? During the first month of ad justment, I suggest to the parents that they do not visit their child. Their visit may cause some anxiety. The child may want to go home and cause the same sce­ nes as in the morning. Why? The child associates the parents' coming as a signal to go home with the par­ ent. The child is very disappointed when the parent leaves without him/her. I always welcome visits from the parents once the routine is established and anxiety has dis­ appeared in the morning. How can you as parents help pre­ vent separation anxiety? One way to prevent this anxiety at any age is to get a child accustomed to outsid­ ers from infancy-acquaintances and caretakers. Here are some sug­ gestions: 1. Take baby to supermarket, to visit family friends, to dinner at friends' houses. 2. Allow toddlers to play outside where there are other young chil­ dren. 3. Take children to parks, play­ grounds, a neighbor's back yard. Independence in children is fos­ tered partly by their getting used to other adults and children, partly by their being encouraged to follow their own pursuits and partly by the parents' not being overprotective. Course drop reminder by Jill Whitney Nielsen Thinking about dropping a semester class? Better decide fast because you have only eight weeks to drop instead of 12. This policy changed last year. Sue Johnson, Director of reg­ istration stated, "Eight weeks should be plenty of time for stu­ dents to judge their situation, whether or not they're doing well." Also Parkside is one of the most permissible in terms of d rop policy, she said. Some schools have a two- or four-week drop date. After the eight-week drop date, students can still drop the course by special permission. They will need three signatures: the instruc­ tor's, the Divisional chair's and that of Acting Assistant Dean of Fac­ ulty, Sam Filippone. However, it is "real important students note the drop date and not wait until the last minute," said Don Gunderson, Assistant Registrar. The official drop date is Oct. 28. That is the last day undergraduates can drop a semester course without failing. Students can still withdraw up until the twelfth week. Oct. 28 is also the last drop and withdrawal date for graduate students. Modu­ lar courses are being treated in basically the same manner as last year. The drop date is half the leng­ th of the class. For example, an eight-week modular course has a four-week drop date. Drop dates will be posted around campus. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — "The Place To Buy Records* DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phone 654-2932 Rep. Les Aspin addresses a crowd Monday about the MX missile. Aspm s appearance was a part of the Social Science Roundtable se­ ries. . . Grants approved Harbeson is author of the book, "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and he has published numerous articles in scholarly journals on rural develop­ ment in East and Southern Africa. From 1979 to 1982 he was on leave from Parkside working for the Agency for International Devel­ opment (AID), where his projects involved on-site visits to rural de­ velopment programs in Africa and the Caribbean. From 1973 to 1975 he taught at Addis Ababa University in Ethio­ pia. Harbeson speaks Swahili, one of the major East African lan­ guages. The Regents also accepted a $1,350 contribution from Dreyfus Liquid Assets, Inc. of New York City for the Parkside Scholarship Fund and $300 f or the university's Science Division and. Education Division faculty scholarships. A $12,171 grant for a research project being conducted by Parksi­ de political science professor John Harbeson from Universities Field Staff International (UFSI), a con­ sortium of institutions devoted to world studies, was accepted Oct. 7 by the UW System Board of Re­ gents. The grant is in support of a proj­ ect in which Harbeson, an expert on East and Southern Africa, spent the summer researching in Kenya, Tanzania and Ethiopia and is spending six weeks this fall on a lecture tour of UFSA-affliated in­ stitutions, which includes appear­ ances at Brown University, Utah State University, Indiana University and the University of Pittsburgh. The total amount of money now awarded by UFSI for Harbeson's project is $30,000, which includes funds for research and travel. •••••••*•••••••*••• i FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE $ A $2.50 VALUE WITH 4C yL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE COUPON P ER T J FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER + CARL'S PIZZA PLUS DINE I N O NLY . *i!rKSKa™ 633-6307 J afyoenng. J (or Diamond* 'J-antr/ . Ufadr i, 4! I M AIN ST. 632-5879 RACINE, Wl Give someone you love something they'll love. 1 C% Discount on A *1 Engagement and Sets 1 A% Discount on JL V Wedding Rings and All Other Purchases with Student ID We feature ARIQ<\MD Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings RANGER Child Care Center 3 Thursday, October 13,1983 Thursday, Octobe r 13,1983 Walk for the hungry Hunger is a problem that encom­ passes the world, including local communities. Several service groups in the Racine area are spon­ soring a program to combat the problem — Walk for the Hungry. The walk will take place Sunday, Oct. 16, World Food Day as design­ ated by the United Nations in 1981. Racine YMCA is the starting point for the walk; registration begins at 12:15 p.m. and the walk begins at 1 p.m. The program is sponsored by Bread for the World, Center for Community Concerns, Racine Cler­ gy Association and YMCA. These are national organizations but there is a strong contingency in Racine who belong to these organizations and are committed to aid in abol­ ishing world hunger. Twenty-five percent of the money raised in this event will stay in Racine to aid the hunger problem locally. Cheryl Buckley, member of Bread for the World, is the Parksi- de representative for the Walk for the Hungry. She urges students to participate in this program as walkers or sponsors. "If people believe that hunger is an issue then we need to educate ourselves and others and support "I am a Camera organizations whose sole concern is the hungry," said Buckley. Anyone interested in walking or sponsoring a walker can contact Buckley at 554-1447. Walk for the Hungry sponsor sheets can be ob­ tained at the Union Information Desk. ft Van Dyke to speak Leon Van Dyke, professor of the Dramatic Arts Discipline, will dis­ cuss the play, "I am a Camera" on Wednesday Oct. 14, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Li­ brary. Members of the cast will also present scenes from the play. "I am a Camera" was adapted for the stage by John Van Druten from Christopher Isherwood's "Berlin Stories." It opened in New UW-Parkside's Annual Well Day Wednesday, Oct. 19 10 - 3 p.m. Campus Union Open to the Public Glaucoma sc "» u "" physic* 1 inlotmatioo H«»9 ht P fes W ". dK> 1 anatpte Com , ' Ut aw Uitioo testing pulmonary af t ivit»*s ; - c h Bdrens saf« ^ ^ Over 35 Milwaukee Racine and Kenosha health agencies will Join the Student Health Center to provide free health screening and Information. York on Nov. 28, 1951. The play will be presented by Parkside students in the Communi­ cation Arts Theater on Oct. 28-29, Nov. 4-5 a t 8 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 30. It will be directed by Van Dyke. There is a display on "I am a Camera" on Level I of the Library. Van Dyke's talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Open Stage applications available An Open Stage will be held on Wednesday, Nov. 16, at noon in the Union Bazaar. All Parkside stu­ dents, faculty, staff and alumni are welcome. A s ound system will be provided and a piano is available if needed. If you are interested, pick up an ap­ plication at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board office, Union 202. Each per­ son will be allotted 20 minutes' per­ formance time, with 10 minutes be-' tween each act. There will be a short meeting for everyone involved on Friday, Nov. 4 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 113. If you can­ not make the meeting, or have any questions, please call 553-2650. Ap­ plications must be in by Thursday, Nov. 3. Club Events SNAP- UWM Student Nurses Association Park- side-UW-Milwaukee will be spon­ soring a lecture on emergency care Monday, Oct. 17 at 12 p.m. in Moln. 219. Students are invited to attend. . Admission is free. SNAP-UWM is looking for mem­ bers to help work at the Health Fair, Wednesday, Oct. 19. Sign-up forms will be circulated in class­ rooms for interested participants. The organizaton is also looking for members interested in helping at the Wisconsin Student Nurses Asso­ ciation Mini-Convention, Nov. 4-5. Areas of need are making posters, aiding registration, messengers and delegates. This will be a great op­ portunity for members to see how the state level functions and what nursing is all about. Keep an eye on Club Events, in upcoming weeks for more information. Those interested may contact Ann Boyle in WLLC 179. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon (Marketing Club) will be holding a new mem­ bership meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 217. There will be a general discussion explain­ ing the club's objectives and activi­ ties. Anyone interested in finding out more about Pi Sigma Epsilon is invited to attend. Life Science On Sunday, Oct. 16, the LSC will be sponsoring a hike through the fall woods. Bring your lunch and meet at the Union circle parking lot at 12 p.m. We will be carpooling to the Harris Tract for an afternoon of fun and frolic. Everyone is wel­ come. tend the social gathering, you are required to attend the Dart Team meeting on Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in the Recreation Center. There will also be a practice 301 Tournament to give practice for the upcoming ACUI qualification tournament which will be held Fri­ day, Oct. 21. Those who wish to compete against UW-LaCrosse must enter the Oct. 21 tournament to qualify. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow­ ship is sponsoring a talk on: Christ- Servant or King? If you have ever wondered if something is missing from your life-there is! It's Jesus Christ. Please join us on Wednes­ day, Oct. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107. Pastor Worhim will be the speaker. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will be holding a special meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Now is the time to join if you are planning to attend the teacher's conference and fall workshop. We will also be dis­ cussing plans for a job workshop, a trip to Teachers Place and Ameri­ can Education week. All interested students are welcome to attend. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) will hold an open forum discussion be­ tween the Engineering Science Division administrators and stu­ dents on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1 p.m. in Moln. D139. All interested students, faculty and staff are in­ vited. ISO UWPDT The UW-P Dart Team will be having a social gathering on Satur­ day, Oct. 15. To be eligible to at- The International Student Organ­ ization will have a meeting Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. To­ pics of discussion will be the com­ ing party and activities for the fall semester. 4 Thursday, October 13,1983 HANGER Walk for the hungry Club Events Hunger is a problem that encom­ passes the world, including local communities. Several service groups in the Racine area are spon­ soring a program to combat the problem — Walk for the Hungry. The walk will take place Sunday, Oct. 16, World Food Day as design­ ated by the United Nations in 1981. Racine YMCA is the starting point for the walk; registration begins at 12:15 p.m. and the walk begins at 1 p.m. The program is sponsored by Bread for the World, Center for Community Concerns, Racine Cler­ gy Association and YMCA. These are national organizations but there is a strong contingency in Racine who belong to these organizations and are committed to aid in abol­ ishing world hunger. Twenty-five percent of the money raised in this event will stay in Racine to aid the hunger problem locally. Cheryl Buckley, member of Bread for the World, is the Parksi- de representative for the Walk for the Hungry. She urges students to participate in this program as walkers or sponsors. "If people believe that hunger is an issue then we need to educate ourselves and others and support organizations whose sole concern is the hungry," said Buckley. Anyone interested in walking or sponsoring a walker can contact Buckley at 554-1447. Walk for the Hungry sponsor sheets can be ob­ tained at the Union Information Desk. "I am a Camera" Van Dyke to speak Leon Van Dyke, professor of the Dramatic Arts Discipline, will dis­ cuss the play, "I am a Camera" on Wednesday Oct. 14, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Li­ brary. Members of the cast will also present scenes from the play. "I am a Camera" was adapted for the stage by John Van Druten from Christopher Isherwood's "Berlin Stories." It opened in New m •SW, °^>ber ??y 4437 • 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-654-0774 f Charter Member Parkside "200 Club" Joseph C. Cucunato, President UW-Parkside's Annual Well Day Wednesday, Oct. 19 10 - 3 p.m. Campus Union Open to the Public sirs— ; intimation th „ tU s fcight ^ ® cl ««.»»n9 Mood P , " s *;' t d <l u . 1 a .»hl« te Co<npU«*«'' untli o „ testing * pulmonary aC uvllM* ^ >_* - Over 35 Milwaukee, Racine and Kenosha health agencies will join the Student Health Center to provide free health screening and information. York on Nov. 28, 1951. The play will be presented by Parkside students in the Communi­ cation Arts Theater on Oct. 28-29, Nov. 4-5 at 8 p.m. and at 2 p .m. on Oct. 30. It will be directed by Van Dyke. There is a display on "I am a Camera" on Level I of the Library. Van Dyke's talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Open Stage applications available An Open Stage will be held on Wednesday, Nov. 16, at noon in the Union Bazaar. All Parkside stu­ dents, faculty, staff and alumni are welcome. A s ound system will be provided and a piano is available if needed. If you are interested, pick up an ap­ plication at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board office, Union 202. Each per­ son will be allotted 20 minutes' per­ formance time, with 10 minutes be-' tween each act. There will be a short meeting for everyone involved on Friday, Nov. 4 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 113. If you can­ not make the meeting, or have any questions, please call 553-2650. Ap­ plications must be in by Thursday, Nov. 3. SNAP-UWM Student Nurses Association Park- side-UW-Milwaukee will be spon­ soring a lecture on emergency care Monday, Oct. 17 at 12 p.m. in Moln. 219. Students are invited to attend. • Ad mission is free. SNAP-UWM is looking for mem­ bers to help work at the Health Fair, Wednesday, Oct. 19. Sign-up forms will be circulated in class­ rooms for interested participants. The organizaton is also looking for members interested in helping at the Wisconsin Student Nurses Asso­ ciation Mini-Convention, Nov. 4-5. Areas of need are making posters, aiding registration, messengers and delegates. This will be a great op­ portunity for members to see how the state level functions and what nursing is all about. Keep an eye on Club Events, in upcoming weeks for more information. Those interested may contact Ann Boyle in WLLC 179. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon (Marketing Club) will be holding a new mem­ bership meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 217. There will be a general discussion explain­ ing the club's objectives and activi­ ties. Anyone interested in finding out more about Pi Sigma Epsilon is invited to attend. Life Science On Sunday, Oct. 16, the LSC will be sponsoring a hike through the fall woods. Bring your lunch and meet at the Union circle parking lot at 12 p.m. We will be carpooling to the Harris Tract for an afternoon of fun and frolic. Everyone is wel­ come. UWPDT The UW-P Dart Team will be having a social gathering on Satur­ day, Oct. 15. To be eligible to at­ tend the social gathering, you are required to attend the Dart Team meeting on Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in the Recreation Center. There will also be a practice 301 Tournament to give practice for the upcoming ACUI qualification tournament which will be held Fri­ day, Oct. 21. Those who wish to compete against UW-LaCrosse must enter the Oct. 21 tournament to qualify. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow­ ship is sponsoring a talk on: Christ- Servant or King? If you have ever wondered if something is missing from your life-there is! It's Jesus Christ. Please join us on Wednes­ day, Oct. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107. Pastor Worhim will be the speaker. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will be holding a special meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Now is the time to join if you are planning to attend the teacher's conference and fall workshop. We will also be dis­ cussing plans for a job workshop, a trip to Teachers Place and Ameri­ can Education week. All interested students are welcome to attend. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) will hold an open forum discussion be tween the Engineering Science Division administrators and stu dents on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1 p.m. in Moln. D139. All interested students, faculty and staff are in vited. ISO The International Student Organ ization will have a meeting Friday Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. To pics of discussion will be the com ing party and activities for the fal semester. RANGER *• . ;Tbnrsda^; Qctpb^r 13.1S83 Drinking and driving: a deadly combination communities around the coun^ foundS 1„ IS [ "fT by a drun k ' A federal s '" d y »f several Parkside prof studies local drunk drivers Many persons convirtpd nf Hmnir __ r« VIA A • V/A 9 Many persons convicted of drunk driving in Kenosha and Racine counties are hardly "average" citi­ zens who had a little too much to drink on a night out and happened to get caught behind the wheel. They tend to be substantially in­ toxicated at the time of arrest and frequently have serious drinking problems. Those are some of the prelimi­ nary findings of a major study of drunk drivers in Kenosha and Ra­ cine counties conducted by Parksi- de behavioral science professor Anne Gurnack. Gurnack, with the aid of sophisti­ cated computer techniques and a $13,000 federal research grant ad­ ministered by the Wisconsin Gover­ nor's Office of Highway Safety, studied records of 2,101 drunk driv­ ing convictions in the two counties over a two-year period-from 1981 to 1983. Other findings are: Persons judged to have se­ rious drinking problems also tended to use a number of human services prior to their drunk driving convic­ tions. Persons between the ages of 16 and 30 accounted for a dispro­ portionate percentage of drunk driving convictions. Single males accounted for the majority of drunk driving con­ victions. Divorced persons accoun­ ted for a relatively disproportionate share of drunk driving convictions. The two time periods covered by the study, from May 1, 1981 through April 30, 1982, and from May 1, 1982 through April 30, 1983, are important, Gurnack said, be­ cause in May, 1982 t he state began enforcement of a tough new drunk driving law that made phsychologi- cally-oriented "alcohol-use assess­ ments" mandatory for all persons convicted of operating a motor ve­ hicle while intoxicated (OWI). Wisconsin is the only state in the nation that requires mandatory as­ sessment for all persons so convict­ ed, Gurnack said. In assessment, persons convicted of OWI are interviewed by state- trained personnel who seek to de­ termine whether offenders are "ir­ responsible users of alcohol" (social drinkers who got caught) or "alco­ hol dependent" (persons with ser­ ous drinking problems). The OWI offenders are asked dozens of standardized questions that probe their alcohol use. Persons judged to be irresponsi­ ble alcohol users are referred to a six-session driver education pro­ gram; alcohol dependent offenders are referred to a counseling facility, usually on an outpatient basis, for a minimum of three months of coun­ seling sessions aimed at treating Anne Gurnack their alcohol problems. "It's actually very humane legis­ lation," Gurnack said. "It's a good law. It seeks to get drunk drivers off the road and at the same time it tries to identify the chronic drink­ ers and get help for them. "Our study confirmed that there are a lot of people with serious drinking problems out there on the road. Wisconsin is trying to do something about that in a humani­ tarian fashion." Gurnack said that social drinkers who are convicted of OWI and who go through driver safety schools tend not to be repeat offenders. "They never want to go through that experience again-being ar­ rested, jailed, convicted. But chronic, problem drinkers need help for their drinking problems. The legislation addresses both groups." Under the new law, OWI of­ fenders must report to a state-certi­ fied assessment facility shortly after their conviction. In Kenosha, assessment is done at the Alcohol and Drug Council of Kenosha, Inc., 1202 60th Street; in Racine, it is done at Mental Health of Racine County, Inc. with offices at 818 6th Street, Racine and 336 N. Pine Street, Burlington. In both counties, a government unit oversees the assessment pro­ cess, the Kenosha County Compre­ hensive Board in Kenosha, the Ra­ cine County Human Services De­ partment in Racine. "Prior to mandatory assessment judges used their own discretion in deciding which OWI offenders should be assessed to determine the extent of their alcohol use," Gur­ nack said. "One of the goals of our study was to see if removing the as­ sessment decisions from the legal system to the treatment system af­ fected the population of persons as­ sessed." Based on Gurnack's findings, the demographic profiles of persons sent to assessment personnel by judges in 1981-82 and of persons who mandatorily received assess­ ments in 1982-83 were basically the same. Minorities, whites and per­ sons of varying education levels, for example, received assessments at about the same rates in both years, indicating, for one thing, that judges had been impartial in refer­ ring persons for assessment before the new law took effect, Gurnack said. Gurnack said that a surprising 20 percent of OWI offenders in both counties and years either were ig­ noring the law and failing to show up for assessment interviews- which cost offenders about $50 each-or were appealing their con­ victions. Persons who ignore the law lose their driving privileges, she said. That 20 p ercent is not accounted for in Gurnack's study. Generally, for both years and counties, the majority of OWI of­ fenders who received alcohol as­ sessments were relatively young, single, white males with high blood-alcohol concentrations at the- time of arrest. While most persons in both years and counties were classified as irre­ sponsible users of alcohol and re­ ferred to driver education pro­ grams, a surprisingly high percent­ age of offenders was classified as alcohol dependent, Gurnack said. In both counties for the two-year Continued on Page 8 Parkside fights back against alcohol abuse by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor How serious of a problem alcohol is on campus is unknown, but measures are being taken to make Parkside students more aware of the problems concurred from abus­ ing alcohol. Alcohol Awareness Week, Oct. 9- 15, is being observed at Parkside. On Monday, free non-alcoholic drinks were available outside the cafeteria. Shirley Schmerling, Hous­ ing Assistance Coordinator, organ­ ized the event "because Parkside students should have the benefits of what's going on at all campuses." An Alcohol Awareness Commit-, tee was formed last year on campus in an attempt to formulate a state­ ment about alcohol use at Parkside and to recommend educational pro­ grams on the issue. "This was diffi­ cult because 1) it's a sensitive issue and you don't want to come off sounding holier than thou, and 2) personal values that should have -been learned at home are in­ volved," said Buddy Couvion, Coor­ dinator of Student Activities. The Committee, which is curren­ tly inactive, formed policies con­ cerning alcohol use on campus. These policies basically deal with where and when alcohol can be served and consumed, and the guidelines and responsibilities of organizations requesting alcoholic beverages at their functions, etc. "If we're an institution with a bar on campus then we should also be an institution that has an alcohol education program, commented Couvion. He added that the forma­ tion of a new Alcohol Awareness Committee is currently being struc­ tured although no concrete plan has been developed yet. Alcohol consumption on campus decreased according to Bill Nie- buhr, Director of the Union. Com­ paring sales in 1980-81 and 1981-82, beer sales declined 16.5 percent and wine sales dropped 35 percent. To offset these declines, soft drink sales increased 7.5 percent. In terms of total sales in the Union Square and Recreation Center, a $16,500 or 11.7 percent decline was observed. "There are positive and negative (results from the decreases), the negative having to do with our budget and the positive being that students are treating alcohol more responsibly," said Niebuhr. The Union has never advertised nor promoted alcohol use on cam­ pus, such as happy hour, free prod­ ucts or displaying alcohol parapher­ nalia. "We have taken the position not to do that, and we won't (ad­ vertise) in the future. We treat alco­ holic beverages as just another product available on campus, much like food or any other beverage," Niebuhr said. "It's a personal deci­ sion for people to use alcohol." According to Niebuhr, a study was conducted by the Union last year to determine what effects a drinking age change would have at Parkside. It was determined that if the legal drinking age was raised to 19 years old it would affect most of the freshman class and it would have financial and programatic ef­ fects on campus. "The change in the drinking age will have a great impact, especially administratively," said Niebuhr. "We'll have to determine how we're going to approach programs — does i t mean that you're going to eliminate the freshman class from attending events, or are you going to put on dances without alcoholic beverages and if you do that what wiU happe n? So the 19 year-old law, if it's passed and it appears as if it will be, we will have a difficult situ­ ation to deal with," he said. Niebuhr doesn't feel that the drinking problem at Parkside is any worse than at other campuses. "In fact, given the amount of business we do and the number of people tliat we serve, we really have mini­ mal problems, such as fighting and vandalism," he said. Parkside bartenders are given a manual and they must participate in a training program and one of the key issues discussed is saving people who obviously have had too much to drink. "It becomes a moral and legal issue and the re­ sponsibility in this state lies with the bartender and the establish­ ment. But it is sometimes difficult for one student to tell another stu­ dent that they've had too much to drink. However, our people are in­ structed to do that and we hope they are trying to keep a handle on it," said Niebuhr. Union bartender Sandy Wachs gave her definition of a problem drinker as "someone who has to drink to relax or someone who can't stop after one drink. If (drink­ ing) disrupts their responsibilities, messes up their job or school work, then they should do something about it." Wachs said that many regulars frequent the Union Square, but they aren't necessarily the problem drinkers. "This semester, I haven't noticed any regulars as problem drinkers," said Wachs. As a bartender, Wachs has the prerogative to refuse to serve some­ one who she feels has had enough or is causing problems with other patrons, and she has done this sev­ eral times. "Because we're in a higher level of education, students should be able to come down here for a beer but be responsible enough to go to class," she added. 6 Thursday, October 13,1983 RANGER How the drunk drivers get caught... by Michael Lee Firchow There is a lot more to a drunk driving charge than meets the eye. It's not simply a matter of pulling over, walking a straight line, going to court and taking classes. "A driver comes to our (the police patroler's) attention in one of two ways. The most common way is by his driving mannerisms. The other way that a driver is rec­ ognized is as a result of an acci­ dent," stated Lt. Jerry Schuetz of the Kenosha Police Department. "An abnormal driving manner­ ism that officers pay heed to is in­ consistent speed. A drunk driver often varies his speed between 10 miles over the speed limit and 10 miles per hour under it. Another abnormal driving mannerism is a long stop at a stop sign due to over­ cautious and delayed reactions. Weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds is another noted drunk driving characteristic," said Schuetz. Once the car is pulled over, the suspecting officer stands at the car window and smells for the scent of alcohol. Next, he issues a citation to the driver dealing with the rea­ son for pulling him over. If the car smells of alcohol, the officer asks the driver to perform several drunk driving field tests. These tests de­ termine if the driver is possibly drunk or not. "Upon requesting the driver to step outside his car, the officer looks to see if the driver sways. This is the first test. Next, the offic­ er asks the driver to perform other tests. Some tests are to walk a straight line, stand on one foot, try to touch his finger to his nose, lean backward, and some police forces even have the driver recite the al­ phabet. If the officer believes that the driver is drunk, he subjects him to the final field test — th e prelimi­ nary breath test," said Schuetz. A driver can refuse to take the breath test, but in doing so, he for­ feits his license. If a person refuses, a hearing will be set to decide if t he driver's reason for refusal to com­ ply with the statutes is valid. "To my knowledge, nobody has offered a good enough reason why they refused to act in accordance with the statutes governing a driv­ er's license and take the test," said Schuetz. "I've heard of such ex­ cuses as 'I was too drunk to know I was refusing' or 'I was too drunk to comply with the statutes.' Neither excuse was accepted as a valid rea­ son for refusing to take breath or urine tests," added Schuetz. Once the officer decides that the driver is drunk, he locks the driv­ er's car and parks it legally. Next the driver is brought to the police station. Tne next stop is the Breathalyzer Room where final tests are conducted. "We video­ tape the entire breathalyzing proce­ dures for two reasons. First, it is vi­ deotaped because the law requires it and secondly it serves as visual evidence in court," said Schuetz. Once the testing has been com­ pleted, a court date is set to deter­ mine the defendent's guilt or inno­ cence. If the person is found guilty on the first OWI (operating while intoxicated) offense, he will have a fine of $150 to $300 with a three- to six-month license suspension. The second OWI conviction has a fine of $300 t o $1000, a nd a six-month li­ cense revocation. The driver of a third OWI conviction will be sub­ ject to a $600 to $2000 fine and a li­ cense revocation of one to two years. Within 72 hours of the court date the guilty drunken driver must set an appointment with an assessor. The appointed assessor for Kenosha is the Kenosha County Council on Alcohol. The assessor determines if the person has a drinking problem or is simply a social drinker. The drunk driver with a drinking prob­ lem is assigned to request help for an alcohol counselor. The social drinker is assigned to Traffic Safety School-Group Dynamics. Suspected drunk drivers must be able to accomplish coordination tests such as touching the tips of their nose with their eyes closed. Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Assessments examine dependency by Julie Pendleton Robert and Gloria White founded the Alcohol and Drug Council of Kenosha County, Inc., an affiliate of the National Council on Alcohol­ ism (NCA), in August, 1968. Since that time, the Alcohol and Drug Council has provided a com­ prehensive range of services to al­ coholics, drug abusers and their families. In addition to the general serv­ ices provided for the community, the Alcohol and Drug Council also has various special programs, one of which is the assessment of dr ink­ ing drivers for the court system and the Department of Transportation. When a person is arrested for drunk driving and has been sen­ tenced, he is given a court order to contact an Operating While Intoxi­ cated (OWI) assessor within 72 hours. The purpose of the assess­ ment is to examine the defendant's use of alcohol or controlled sub­ stances and to develop a Driver Safety Plan. There are several situations or instances when a defendant can be reported for non-compliance: —failure to make an appoint­ ment with the Alcohol and Drug Council within 72 hours of the court order; —failure to keep the appoint­ ment with the Alcohol and Drug Council; —failure to pay the assessment fee and any other impending fees; —failure to consent to the re­ lease of information; —failure to consent to collateral contracts; —failure to submit to assess­ ment; —failure to consent to the rec­ ommended treatment and/or edu­ cation Driver Safety Plan. Upon non-compliance, a defend­ ant's driver's license is suspended until he/she complies with the state ordinances. A person's Driver Safety Plan is based upon the results of the as­ sessment. The defendant's plan will involve attendance at either Group Dynamics Traffic Safety School at one of the three Gateway Technical Institute campuses or at a Group Therapy at the Alcohol and Drug Council. The person's plan may also involve treatment if necessary. Gloria White, OWI assessor at the Alcohol and Drug Council, spends, on the average, an hour and fifteen minutes with each client, fil­ ling out the various forms involved in the assessment of a drunk driver. The forms include a consent for Continued on Page 7 Chapter 20 outlines laws against drunk drivers A v ariety of changes went into ef­ fect May 1, 1982 pertaining to the operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Changes were made in such areas as: the procedures of determining the concentration of alcohol; penal­ ties for driving under the influence, including repeat offenders; and in­ toxicants in a motor vehicle. Chapter 20 of the Laws of 1981 details the new laws relating to operating a motor vehicle while in­ toxicated (referred to as OWI). The purpose of Chapter 20, according to the state legislature, is: 1. To provide maximum safety for all users of Wisconsin's highways. 2. To provide penalties sufficient to deter the operation of motor ve­ hicles by intoxicated persons. 3. To deny the privileges of oper­ ating motor vehicles to persons who have operated their motor vehicles while intoxicated. 4. To encourage the vigorous prosecution of persons who operate motor vehicles while intoxicated. 5. To promote driver improve­ ment, through appropriate treat­ ment or education, or both, of per­ sons who operate motor vehicles while inxoticated. Determining Intoxication The previous law based proof of intoxication solely on the weight of alcohol in the person's blood (0.1 percent or more). The new law states that a person is intoxicated when the person has a blood alcohol concentration of 0.1 percent or more by weight or 0.1 grams or more of alcohol in 210 liters of the person's breath. Chapter 20 a lso establishes a sep­ arate offense for operating a motor vehicle by a person having a certain alcohol concentration in either his/her blood or breath. This offense is separate from OWI and a person may be prosecuted for either or both offenses if they arise out of the same incident. However, if a person is found guilty of violating both "0.1 percent or more" and OWI for acts arising out of the same incident, the person is subject to only one conviction for the purposes of sentencing and counting convictions. Penalties and license restrictions for both offenses remain the same. Penalties Chapter 20 made the following changes in the penalties for OWI: 1. First offense in a five-year pe­ riod: The new law increased the minimum mandatory fine from $100 to $150 and decreased the maximum fine from $500 to $300. Also, educa­ tion or treatment may no longer be used to reduce the amount of the fine. 2. Second offense in a five-year period: The new law increased the minimum mandatory fine from $250 to $300. The maximum mandatory fine of $1000 and the imprisonment time (not less than five days nor more than six months) remained the same. However, education or treat­ ment may no longer be used to redu­ ce the imprisonment time. 3. Third or subsequent offense in five-year period: The minimum mandatory fine was increased from $500 to $600. The maximum manda­ tory fine of $2000 and the imprison­ ment time (not less than 30 days or more than one year) remained the same. Intoxicants in a Motor Vehicle Chapter 20 expands and clarifies the previous law to cover the posses­ sion or keeping of open or unsealed beer or liquor containers in a motor vehicle on the road. The old law stated that no person may drink from or open a container of beer or intoxicating liquor in a moving motor vehicle. A person violating this may be required to pay a fine of not more than $100. Under Chapter 20, the fine remains the same, but states: 1. Consumption in vehicle: No person is permitted to drink or con­ sume beer or liquor in a motor ve­ hicle when the vehicle is on the road. 2. Possession in a vehicle: No person is permitted to possess on his or her person any bottle or recepta­ cle containing beer or liquor if the bottle or receptacle has been opened or the contents partially removed. This prohibition does not apply if the bottle or receptable is kept in either the trunk of the vehicle, or, if the vehicle has no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normal­ ly occupied by the driver or passen­ gers. The vehicle's glove compart­ ment or utility compartment is con­ sidered to be within the area nor­ mally occupied by the driver and passengers. Alcohol's effect on behavior and driving ability Number of beers'or one-ounce servirtgs of liquor Blood alcohol concen­ tration Effects on feeling and behavior Effects on driving ability 0.02 Absence of observable effects. Mild alteration of feelings, slight intensification of moods. Mild changes. Most drivers seem a bit moody. Bad driving habits slightly pronounced. 0.05 Feeling of relaxation. Mild sedation. Exaggerated emotions and behavior. Slight impairment of motor skills. Increased reaction time. Drivers take too long to decide and act. Motor skills, [such as braking] impaired. Reaction time increased. 0.10 Difficulty performing gross motor skills Uncoordinated behavior. Impairment of mental abilities, judgment and memory. Judgment seriously affected. Physical and mental coordination impaired. Physical difficulty in driving a vehicle. 15-20 0.15 Major impairment of physical and mental functions. Irresponsible behavior. Euphoria. Some difficulty standing, walking and talking. Distortion of perception and judgment. Driving erratic. Driver in a daze. 0.40 has At this point, most people Driver probably have passed out. passed out. ote: Blood alcohol concentration is measured as grams of alcohol per 100 'Miters of blood. Large people, who have greater blood supplies, can drink ore than small people and yet have the same blood alcohol level. In many ates, 0.10 or above is considered legally intoxicated. Assessments Continued from Page 6 disclosure of information, general information, a social history, an authorized Wisconsin assessment form, a treatment plan, a Driver Safety Plan order, and lastly, a court-ordered assessment and Driv­ er Safety Plan report. The purpose of the last form is to aid in deter­ mining compliance with the court order or the Department of Trans­ portation and in determining com­ petency to hold a driver's license. After a defendant has satisfacto­ rily completed his/her personalized plan, the driver safety final report and a certificate of assessment by a competent authority is sent to the state's Department of Transpora- tion. It is then up to that depart­ ment to determine when the de­ fendant's driver's license can be reinstated. Assessment of OWI offenders is just one facet of the Alcohol and Drug Council's willingness to help anyone with problems that stem from the use of alcohol and drugs. "We are here to help the com­ munity. OWI offenders have alrea­ dy been punished by the courts. We are here to help people up, not push them down," concluded Glo­ ria White. National drinking age sought by Corby Anderson "Today, highway traffic fatalities is the number 1 killer of America's young people," Mothers Against Drunk Drivers President Candy Lightner told a house subcommit­ tee on Oct. 4. Lightner and thou­ sands of others belonging to safety councils and alcohol awareness groups are pressuring Congress to raise the national drinking age to 21. However, their battle is not only with a reluctant legislature. Mi­ chael Birkley, representative for the National Licensed Beverage As­ sociation, claims that raising the drinking age to 21 is unnecessary. He cited several states, including Il­ linois and Minnesota, where raising the drinking age did not reduce traffic fatalities. Birkley criticized those wanting the age limit raised, claiming that their only proof of a successful higher drinking age is in Michigan, where traffic fatalities involving young people have been reduced 28 percent since the state raised its legal drinking age to 21 in 1978. Terrance Micek, president of the National Conference of State Liq­ uor Administrators, - also opposes a national uniform drinking age. He claims that the 21st Amendment to the Constitution not only ended prohibition but also "empowers each state to regulate the alcoholic beverages industry within its bor­ ders." On a more regional level, where officials are faced with a problem at the state borders, the difficulty in obtaining a higher drinking age stems from Governor Tony Earl's refusal to raise the drinking age to more than 19. Senators Joe Strohl (D-Racine) and John Mauer (D-Ke- nosha) favor raising the limit to 21, claiming that it will greatly reduce the number of traffic fatalities at the southeast and northwest bor­ ders of the state, where adjoining Minnesota and Illinois have legal drinking ages of 21. Wisconsin to raise drinking age? by Ken Meyer Governor Tony Earl signed a res­ olution Oct. 3 asking the state legis­ lature to raise the drinking age to 19, but the bill to raise the age probably will not get out of com­ mittee until January because some legislators want other drinking bills considered at the same time. Some legislators fear that once the age is raised, the other drinking bills will fall by the wayside. Rep. John Medinger (D-La- Crosse) wants two other bills to be considered before raising the drink­ ing age. One bill states that 18-year- olds can only drink if they graduate from high school and the legal age for all others would be 19. A cu rfew from midnight to 6 a.m. would also be imposed on underage drivers. Another bill Medinger proposes requires that people get their high school diploma and pass a test in order to legally drink alcohol. Both bills failed to win the con* mittee's endorsement and both will be sent to the Assembly IMt month without a committee recommenda­ tion. State Sen. J. M. "Mac" Davis (R- Waukesha) is sponsoring a bill that would prohibit 18-year-olds from drinking legally until June 15 of the calendar year in which their high school class gr aduates. Davis also proposes that anyone under the age of 21 would be guilty of drunk driving if he/she had any measureable alcohol in the blood. Currently, the level is 0.1 percent in order to establish intoxication. RANGER Failure to pass sobriety tests means getting handcuffed, booked and locked up. Ra n § er P hoto b ) Group Dynamics educates abusers by Michael Lee Firchow "Traffic Safety School Group Dy­ namics provides an educational ap­ proach to alcohol and drug abuse while driving," stated John Ham- mel, Group Dynamics Safety Traf­ fic Instructor. An assessor determines if a drunk driver should be subject to alcohol abuse counseling or to the Group Dynamics class. If a person is proven to be chemically depend­ ent, he/she will either be referred to as an in-patient or an out-patient by the assessor. A person needing in-patient treatment is admitted to a hospital for 28 days to cure his/ her chemical dependence. An out­ patient has to undergo counseling for 90 days on regular intervals. "Group Dynamics was initiated in 1972 by the Motor Vehicle De­ partment. The program has under­ gone many changes since 1972, al­ though its principles are the same. It now consists of eight sessions that last two-and-one-half hours each, except for the last one which lasts only a half hour. The first seven sessions are spent in the classroom. The eighth session quickly and personally summarizes the first seven meetings," said Hammel. "In my classes I mostly have people in the age bracket of 18 to 25.1 think this is because the youn­ ger generation is more mobile than the older generation. A yo ung adult is more likely to bar-hop, whereas an older person is likely to sit at the same bar for most of the drinking night," he said. Hammel added that one out of 2000 people in the nation will be ar­ rested for drunk driving. In Wiscon r sin alone, one out of 250 people wili be arrested for drunk driving. There is one person out of a group of nine who is an alcoholic in our society. Hammel also added that one person out of nine will get caught drunk driving for a second time. 7 Thursday, October 13,1983 Drinking ages in the U.S. Age • 18 019 V2 20 CD21 ana or wine Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 6, October 13, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Academic staff seeks committee representation Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside academic staff enough." Guskin said the academic staff has "deep" feeling on this issue. "They're permanent employees of the university-(people) we hope will stay here a long time. They are important members of the university community." Guskin pointed out that the academic staff is not seeking an equal number of votes or seats, but only representation. "They shouldn't have equal numbers," he said. "I'm not saying that and I don't think that (they) are saying that either. It doesn't cost the faculty (any voting power). It's a symbolic sort of issue." Some committee members stated that it wasn't that the faculty did not respect the academic staff, but. that the staff plays a supportive, secondary role. "Nobody is saying who is primary," replied Guskin. "What is at stake here is: are we going to add to our committees, either voting or non-voting?" "I think they should be voting members," said Guskin, "but if I can't get it, I'll take non-voting members. I'll take what I can get because I think you're hurting the university (by not doing it)." Guskin answered the point that the academic staff members "have long-term job security" by saying that the staff members "have longterm conflicts and a strong element of security. I don't think the academic staff is any more shy in bringing up issues than are faculty members." Committee chairman James Shea said there's a problem because staff is made up of "a wide range of people-(some) with a lot of training, some others without. We respect them," but they have different levels of training, interest, duties and experience. Committee members noted that some of the academic staff are secretaries or work in a physical or technical capacity on campus. Guskin pointed out that some of the academic staff received Ph.D.s Continued on Page 3 Ranger photo by Robbie Eichhorn Workers continue construction work on WLLC Plaza. Construction continues INSIDE... Vet's Club opposes change Dramatic Arts m ajor offered Physical Education thefts reported Wind Ensemble to perform Psycho-Babble PSGA Six student senators elected by Ken Meyer Editor One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) elected six students to the PSGA Senate in last week's election, meaning that there are still three fall seats available in the 18-seat Senate. Nine Senators are elected each semester. PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon was not surprised by the low voter turn-out because all of the candidates would have been elected if they received at least one vote, and also because the presidential election is not held in the fall. Scoon said that PSGA "tried really hard this year to get at least nine (candidates) running but we couldn't do it. No one is interested." Now, he said, "The Senate is going to be overloaded with work because there are not enough Senators to do the work. We're going to be missing out on some issues some place. We're not going to be able to cover all that needs to be done, and the students are the ones who are going to miss out and I feel sorry for them." Students may still, however, become Senators, said Scoon. A student may become a PSGA Senator by being appointed by the Senate to a two-week internship, after which time the Senate either approves or disapproves of the person's activities in his/her two weeks "in office." "All we can do is keep on asking people to be on the Senate," said Scoon. "We're still soliciting students now." The reason that not many students run for student government positions, said Scoon, is because not only is Parkside a commuter school, but around 40 percent of the student body is comprised of non-traditional students (23 years or older.) Many students, said Scoon, are married and have children. "They have more responsibilities than, let's say, students at Green Bay," he said. "Most people at Green Bay are just students, not mothers and fathers." Scoon said that students should get involved in student government because there are many issues and proposed changes that students should be aware of all the time. He noted that recent changes included a tuition increase, a change in the class drop period (from 12 to 8 weeks) and a change in the admission policy. The students who did get involved and are now PSGA senators are: Kert Acklam I plan to spend a considerable amount of time investigating students' rights and alternatives for student involvement here at UWP," said Kert Acklam. "The passive Continued on Page 5 RANGER Letters to the Editor Drinking age at 21 opposed Presents: When Ron governed there, I had a dream Of sitt ing California's Court Supreme. That court, my friend appointed me to, Tho' I'd flunked out of Loyola and from Stanford U. J I barely attained a law degree, •But now I am t he In*te*rror 3ecretVee... T was so tough on crime that 1 was sent To the State Department when Ron became president. Heads of state I couldn't name at ail, 'Cept for Mao, Josef Stalin, Churchill and DeGaulle. But my lack of expertise so suited me (That now 1 am the In te ri or SecretYee... To the Editor: It's time for us to use our education to educate our representatives in Congress that we are against a national drinking age of 21 by written letter. I, myself, abstain from alcoholic beverages, but can see much illegal drinking taking place if a 21-yearold drinking age law is passed. Why pass a law that restricts a citizen's rights for three years? There is the problem of high school students' drinking, of course, which must be addressed. And this, I think, may be resolved by a different law of giving the right of drink to high school graduates only. This would also give some students an incentive to finish high school, especially if the law also included not being able to drink without a high school degree until reaching 21. I'm against drinking, so I'm not going to write my congressman on the drinking issue, but I'm still going to write for our citizenry right to freedom and liberty. Franklin Kuczenski Why pay to park continued... In no time at all, Ron promoted As his chief adviser, head of N. I looked for Reds in every trouble spot, .And found them whether they were there or not. Ji J1 j j I found so many, Ron rewarded me By making me his Jn'tcrror Secret'ree... /083 Now, ranchers all, if m y job tempts you, Be not discouraged by a low I Q; 1 don't know a condor from a grizzly bear, And the only oil s licks I've seen are on R onnie's hair/ So, stick dose to your friends, and avoid all expertise, And you ALL may be In-te-ri-or SecretVees: And in this corner... To the Editor: Mr. Ron Brinkman: The chief of campus security? Your name was in the paper and you didn't know it? What kind of security do you provide? Since you have chosen to ignore last week's inquiry, we, the students, must assume that you are trying to hide something. Why harrass students? If you need the revenue, charge it to us in the form of higher tuition so that aid can be provided to us according to our need. Again I ask: "Why harrass students?" The first note in this series was directed at Ron Brinkman. The invitation to reply is still open to Ron. But now I am asking anyone who thinks we should submit to this extortion technique to explain why in next week's paper. Also those of you who agree with me are invited to suggest plans of action. Let's stop complaining and bring this issue out in the open. Discuss it with your friends. M. A. Davis P. S. More to come. Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger The bell has sounded and the participants are ready... The Prize: The heavyweight university governance championship of Parkside. The Contestants: The reigning championthe faculty, and the challenger-the academic staff. The Background: The faculty, of c ourse, consists of assistants, associate- and full professors. The academic staff, the fourth wheel of the university-the other three being the administration, faculty and students-want to be better represented on the many committees on campus. The academic staff consists of two parts: 162 teaching staffers (adjunct faculty, specialists, lecturers and visiting profs); and 77 non-teaching staffers (from such areas as Physical Plant, Security, Financial Aid, Student Services, Union, Student Activities and the library/learning center). The academic staff is similar to Rocky Balboabecoming champion isn't the goal. Going the distance to earn self-respect and the respect of others is what they want to achieve. But in order to get what they want-representation on committees-they must battle with the Apollo Creeds, also known as the faculty. And everybody knows that champions are weary of other entities trying to grab some of that championship glory and power. Champions also feel that challengers exist in a secondary, supportive role to their actions. One advantage the academic staff has is the fact that the third man in the ring-Chancellor Guskin-is on their side. But a two-against-one situation is not a clear-cut indication of "victory," by Ken Meyer, Editor because it is truly up to the champion whether or not the challenger will have the chance to go the distance and earn its professional respect. That's what the issue comes down to, really. There won't be any low blows, knockdowns or any head butts. It won't be a bloody brawl. It will be politics in its essential form-protecting one's power base and deciding whether or not to form a coalition. But the major question is: will the champion take it on the chin realizing that the championship (power) will not be lost or infringed upon in any way, or will the champion hold the heavyweight title above its head and scornfully dismiss any challengers it encounters? Only time will tell. And nobody knows how much time. After all, remember Rocky II and Rocky III? U 9 *00 £ Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovaiic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias .. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chemouski; Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every* Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ' All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld lor valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. jjjiursday, October 20,1983 ^ -RANGER rroposea change disturbs Vet's Club by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Parkside Vets Club met Oct. 12 with Stu Rubner, director of Community Services and Veterans' Officer, to discuss the proposed changes in veterans' personnel. Pat Falkenstern is currently the secretary for both Veterans' Services and Jack Elmore of Student Services. The proposed personnel change, recommended by Rubner and Elmore to the Personnel Office, would replace Falkenstern's present 40 hour per week position with two new people creating two part-time (20 hour per week) positions. Falkenstern would be reassigned to another position on campus. "We made the recommendation based on the theory that she's trying to work for two people and management-wise it is not a good arrangement at all," said Rubner. He added that he feels her job as Veterans' Services secretary should be changed to a clerical position. Rich Welbon, Vets Club president, said that the vets are not happy about the personnel change because they feel it will create a decline in the services they presently receive. There are about 400 veterans enrolled at Parkside and ap- . proximately 217 of t hose are receiving benefits. "Pat's there everyday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. A new person would only be there 20 hours a week, say from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. If someone goes in the office at 2:30 p.m. and he's having a problem getting his check for him and his family, it will be very inconvenient if no one's there," said Welbon. Falkenstern said she has a very busy schedule working for the vets and helping them receive the benefits they are entitled to. She is knowledgeable about the benefits available to vets, such as Chapters 31, 32, 34, and 35 Grant for Vietnam Era Veterans, Wisconsin State Vocational Rehabilitation Program and many others. "It is important for people who work here to understand what programs are available or the veterans won't be getting the care or the benefits they are entitled to," said Falkenstern. The job requires Falkenstern to have vets fill out the necessary forms to attend school and receive Vets Club meets to discuss proposed secretarial change. benefits. She must take great care in certifying veterans' benefits because errors in the process could hold up a check for a veteran. Falkenstern expressed concern about the proposed change in her position because she feels that her job as Veterans Services secretary is more intricate than the clerical status it has been given. "Last year the person who handled Veterans' Services had a masters degree. When he retired I was asked to do this job. Now it's a Dramatic Arts major offered by Jill Whitney Nielsen If it has always been your goal to major in Dramatic Arts at Parkside, now you can. A BA degree in Dramatic Arts was approved Sept. 30 by the UW Board of Regents. The new major, which has been an option within the Communication major, will begin next semester and will require 40 credits in the areas of acting, directing, dramatic literature, history, criticism, design and technical forms. It also carries a minor and offers secondary teacher certification by the Department of Public Instruction.. The new program also gives professors direct contact, via computer, with interested students and those already participating in the major. The faculty in the Dramatic Arts division is very excited about the new major. Lee VanDyke, Associate Professor of Dramatic Arts states, "In Nicholas Nickleby, a character says, 'Theater happens in a blaze of finery, but only at night.' It's important for the campus at large to realize it has programs that sparkle at night, along with the academic 9-5 routine." Dramatic Arts programs complement the Liberal Arts division because of the literature, critique, performance and design components, he said. It encompasses everything from religion and philosophy to history and sociology. The Dramatic Arts program started at Parkside as an extracurricular activity. Someone like Richard Carrington would decide to direct a play and it would go on from there. Then, seven years ago, it was moved from the Humanities Division to Fine Arts and Rhoda-Gale Pollack, Division Chairman, began building it up to what it now is. There are currently 200 students in Dramatic Arts courses. The new major is not expected to require new faculty or facilities. H.S. students have "Day on Campus" While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 27 and 28, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions and academic programs and services as well as attended selected in-session UW-Parkside classes on subjects including physics, art history and world politics. There will also be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with UW-Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend a presentation titled, "What to Expect When You are a College Student." There will also be a tour of the university library and learning laboratory and a talk, "Using a College Library for High School Research." Registration, which begins at 8 a.m. and continues throughout both mornings, will be at the Wyllie Library- Learning Center's information kiosk on the southeast end of the campus. A full schedule of activities will be available there. For more information, call 553-2122. Library book sale set The Library/Learning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. 1, 2 and 3 from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Level Approximately 1,200 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25 cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items that are not needed for the library collection, according to Hannelore B. Rader, Director of the Library- /Learning Center. ^ clerical assistant position, which is an entry level position on campus, she said. "When I first started this job, what 1 most frequently heard from the veterans Js 'No one gives a damn about us.' At that time I just listened, but the longer I work here the more I wonder about that statement. When I think about the veterans at Parkside, I see men and women who were willing to risk their lives for me and I seriously wonder if I would have had the courage to do the same for them," said Falkenstern. "One vet here has received three Purple Hearts and numerous other awards. There are others who have gone out on the line and risked their lives — they weren't given awards. Many of our vets carry with them the scars of service, some physical and some psychological, and in many cases these will be with them for the rest of their lives. It seems to me that morally and practically we owe the veterans the services that will make their transition into university life successful. Their concerns should be our concerns," she said. Welbon said, "We have somebody in the office now who really cares and we should fight to keep her in there." He added that those people concerned about the situation should contact him at 5820 Nicholson Road, Franksville, Wis. 53126 or attend the Vets Club meeting Oct. 26. Jim LaMack, from the personnel office said that no final decision has been made at this time concerning the proposed personnel change and that things are still in the planning stages. Staff representation Continued from Page 1 and had faculty status at other colleges before coming to Parkside. Guskin said that "there are certain academic staff people who shouldn't be on committees" but he said that it also true about faculty. "They'll elect the best people- -no more often bad choices than anybody else." The chancellor said that similar changes are being contemplated throughout the UW System. "You're asking Parkside to lead," said committee member Richard Keehn. "You're absolutely right," replied Guskin. "The issue is not Milwaukee or Madison-it's what you feel." After Guskin's presentation, the committee agreed to look further into the issue and, as chairman James Shea said, find out the answer to the "ultimate question-is it going to help the university?" •••••••• The committee continued discussion about the status of academic staff-both at Parkside and systemwide- during its latest meeting Oct. 13. "(It's) strange that we're being pushed to do this when the entire system is studying the issue," said Rhoda-Gale Pollack. "Contrary to the overall impresson given last time (by Guskin)," said Shea, "there is no move to give them what they want (at Green Bay, Milwaukee and Madison). All the University Committee chairs (there) thought it was a bad idea." Shea said the report that the chancellors and committee chairs of those campuses wanted all academic staff personnel to vote on faculty committees is "not true." Although the implication was that wholesale power is to be given to the academic staff at these other campuses, said Shea, they are mainly dealing with the teaching academic staff. Pollack noted that other campuses have many teaching academic staff while Parkside doesn't really have too many. Shea said the change could be thought of as "a minor grab for power-strengthen the hand of the staff and therefore the administration." Keehn said that he had talked to a few academic staff personnel who said that "word has come down from the top" that the staff should become more involved in the university's governance. He also said that "Guskin's going to get (what he wants) because he's committed." Shea replied that that would prompt a loud outcry from the faculty. The committee decided to wait and see what happens in the UW system's central study of the academic staff in relation to the universities' governance before further addressing the issue. side's Placement office. Topic: "Images" of a personnel professional. Students should bring a bag lunch. The room number will be announced-look for posters. Peer Support A meeting has been called for Peer Support members-both old members and new members-on Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 111 (Faculty Lounge). This RANGER Anyone who would like to be a member of Peer Support are asked to come. They need "fresh" ideas from you, too. Members of Peer Support are: occasional volunteers (volunteering their time and effort for one period of time once a year) and routine volunteers (volunteering their time and effort more than once a year). The agenda will include: discussion of Peer Support (past, present and future), discussion of By-laws and adapting the Constitution, discussion of current budget, discussion of future budget (planning). Please make every effort to attend this meeting. The future of this organization may be at stake. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization) will conduct its first Jelly Bean guessing contest on campus. General rules: 50 cent donation per guess, two free guesses with BSO membership of $4, guess as often as you please, person who comes closest to guessing the actual total number of jelly beans wins. ($15 first place, $5 second place.) Winners' names will be announced in the Ranger the first week of November. Proceeds from the contest will go the Sickle Cell Anemia Foundation. Student participation in BSO activities, as well as in other campus events, is an important part of university life. BSO will hold a general membership meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107 to kick off the BSO membership drive and Minority Student retention at Parkside. SWEA SWEA (Student Wisconsin Education Association) welcomes Michael Bernier of the Kenosha Education Association. He will speak Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 p.m. in Moln D128. Everyone is invited to attend. Feel free to bring a bag lunch and a friend. Also at this meeting the final details of the fall workshop in Milwaukee will be discussed and worked out. Come and be part of the world of learning. Pi Sigma Epsilon Maria Konters, managing director of Pi Sigma Episilon (Marketing Club), will be coming from New York to meet with our chapter. The meeting will be held on Friday, Oct. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 217. All members are urged to attend. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club will sponsor "Pizza Party II" on Friday, Oct. 21 at 2 p.m. in Union Square. The cost will be $2 for club members, $1 for Science Division faculty and staff and $5 for all other life forms. The price includes all the pizza one can eat and refreshments. Chemistry students: don't miss this opportunity to chat with your favorite chemistry professors at this gala celebration. Sign up in Greenquist 114 by 10 a.m. Friday, Oct. 21 so pizza can be ordered. iJThursj^ Club Events ASPA Attention all ASPA (American Society for Personnel Administration) members who are graduating in December. UW-Whitewater is putting together a booklet of resumes to be distributed to PIRA personnel managers at the December PIRA meeting. Turn in resumes and $5 to Bonnie Gauger or Mary Ann Bock by Nov. 1. The club's first social gathering is planned for Oct. 25 at Looey's Roundtable at 8:30 p.m. Contact Mike at 857-7526 or 815-6784278. The first fund raiser is Wednesday, Oct. 26. General membership meeting on Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 pm. Speakers- Bill Wright of Kenosha Savings and Loan and JoAnn Goodyear of Park- Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.E McGillicuddy achieved fame and fortune throughout Canada. They say his special concoction called Mentholmint Schnapps had a taste so refreshing going in, so smooth going down, that thirsty trappers came from miles around just to buy it. Dr. McGillicuddy is long gone, but his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on in your favorite tavern or liquor emporium. Try Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps straight up, on the rocks, or with your favorite beer. Any way you pour it, schnapps never tasted so cool. $1.50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. To receive your $1.50 refund, fill out this refund order form and mail it with the neck label from the 750ml or liter size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer EO. 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They need input for future planning and current planning. What ideas do you have? Strategies for the group need to be documented. Please come and voice your opinion. RANGER PSGA Six students join Senate 5 Thursday, October 20.1983 Continued from Page 1 attitude on the part of the student body towards their government must be replaced with a willingness on the parts of the students to get involved and make things happen for themselves." "I need a lot of feedback from the student body, as well as from the faculty," he said. "This means that I need a great deal of cooperation on the parts of everyone to be responsive and tell me how they feel about things. At the same time, I have the added responsibility to let the students know what is happening with their student government and bring the issues up at the Senate meetings." "I think that there is no better time than now for people to act, to become involved It is my future and your future at Parkside that is important here. I guess we'll never know unless we try," he said. Bill Grindeland "I would like to try to work towards improved parking, additional computer terminal capacity, better extra-curricular activities, strong backing of the basketball team and other student concerns," said Bill Grindeland. He plans to address these issues by researching the problems and issues, asking for student opinion and talking with the administration in an effort to get PSGA involved. Grindeland hopes to "improve communications between the student body and the PSGA with the help of the Ranger and pure personal determination." Carlice Halmo Student apathy, getting things done on time and the student government budget are among the issues that Carlice Halmo intends to address as a Senator. Halmo was a member of her high school student council and plans on addressing the issues by having closer communication between the Senate and the PSGA President. Halmo wants to see more people working with the PSGA "in order to make PSGA work as it should." Paul Johnson Paul Johnson plans to address "the issues relevant to the older students, especially the veterans, (who) are the ones I am interested in. "I will find out what the students who elected me want me to do. It is their interests that I am representing- not my own. "I am interested in the student government and how it can work for us as students," he said. "We can change a lot and I would like to help change things for the better." Robert Oik Robert Oik is presently researching the granting of tenure at Parkside, which is the major issue he plans to address. "I feel strongly that the politcal nature of this university in regards to its decision-making process in granting or not granting tenure has to be changed," he said. "Just about anyone who attends this university knows of some excellent educator getting the ax because he or she rubbed the wrong person the wrong way. These excellent educators are written off with some b.s. about publishing. What is this university here for, anyway? To teach, that is it, and that should be the basic criteria for granting tenure." Oik also wants to make information concerning scholarships more available to the student body. Steve Schreiner "I am most concerned with issues that deal with student activities and students' rights," said Steve Schreiner. "One such issue will be whether or not to eliminate the 1-2 p.m. activity hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. "I am opposed to any policy that would lessen student involvement here at Parkside," he said. "Being a non-traditional, commuter campus, we have enough trouble getting students involved without eliminating the activities hour. If this issue does arise, I would try to get the Senate to pass a resolution which would state our opposition and then take the appropriate follow- up action." Betz, Meyer elected to PUAB, SUFAC Two student-at-large committee seats were also filled during last week's PSGA elections: Chuck Betz on PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) and Ken Meyer on SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). Only one candidate ran for each committee. Chuck Betz PUAB, as stated in its by-laws, is "an advisory body in the formulation, implementation and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It shall seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in campus and community activities and services." PUAB consists of 10 voting member: one from each of the five major organizations, two faculty members, one person chosen by t he Alumni Association and two students- at-large, one elected each semester. Chuck Betz, who is a former PSGA vice-president, wants to address "the possible expansion of the Union building that is being discussed. I also (want) to find out more about their policies and how they decide certain questions like pricing, hours, programming, etc." he said. "It is just an advisory committee, so there's not a lot we can do," he said, "but I think if the committee comes up with some really good ideas that students like, we should be able to get them implemented." Ken Meyer SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of PSGA which allocates the portion of total tuition fee that is called segregated fees. Parkside has traditionally had the lowest segregated fee charge in the UW system. This year, a full-time resident student paid $76 in segregated fees out of a total $519.50 tuit ion charge. SUFAC is comprised of five PSGA Senators and two studentsat- large, with one elected each semester. SUFAC funds 17 areas on campus, including student organizations, Athletics, Intramurals, the Child Care Center, and the Health and Housing offices. Ken Meyer, who is the editor of Ranger, has served on SUFAC for two years previously. "I feel that my two years on SUFAC and four years on Ranger have enabled me to learn the operations of all the different organizations on campus," he said. Meyer wants "to make sure that SUFAC isn't a rubber-stamp committee for all of the areas it funds. Each organization has to be able to justify the allocation they request. With the current UW economic mess, we can't just go about throwing money away." Seats are still available on the PSGA Senate. Stop in PSGA office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shop) for more information Election results One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) voted in last weeksParkside Student Government Association's fall election. There were nine open Senate seats, so all six candidates won. Here are the results: SENATE Steve Schreiner 81 Robert Oik 68 Bill Grindeland 61 Carlice Halmo 57 Kert Acklam 53 (write-in) Paul Johnson 39 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Ken Meyer 91 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Chuck Betz 94 Job counseling available on campus by Napoleon Scarbrough The Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, Racine office, has a counselor at Parkside, located in the nursing center, Moln D115. Dave Duffeck, one of the Vocational Rehabilitation counselors, is in his office on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4 p .m. The program provides vocational rehabilitation to people who have a disability, be it physical, mental or psychological. It will assist these people in attaining vocational goals in order to help them become productive citizens of society. Duffeck or another assigned counselor will develop, with the student, a rehabilitation plan. The services include: vocational evaluation; job placement assistance; training ; physical and psychological restoration; the purchase of occupational tools, licenses and clothing; providing transportation and maintenance payments for training program; as well as other services that are dependent upon financial need. To be eligible for the program, you must be sixteen years or older and have a disability as mentioned above. If there are questions, Duffeck asks that you drop by the Health Center on his day on campus or call him at his Racine office, 636- 3462. Kenosha resident are encouraged to call the Kenosha office. Duffeck asks that students make an appointment with Edith Eisenburg, school nurse, when coming to the Health Center. Legal concerns: Child support and divorce "Legal Concerns: Child Support and Divorce" is the October topic for the monthly public meeting hosted by the Unemployment Task Force. Judy Hartig, attorney with Hartig, Bjelajac and Michelson, and Dan Konkol, assistant District Attorney with Racine County and head of the non-support division, will address some of the problems involved with divorce and child support. Hartig and Konkol will state the options available to those considering divorce or separation, many who are experiencing trouble with spouses or children because of divorce and others who are having difficulties with child support payments. A q uestion and answer session will follow the presentations. We know the stress of the new economy is causing the dissolution of many marriages. The October meeting gives individuals a chance to get some answers to a very emotional situation in a supportive atmosphere. The meeting is Thursday, Oct. 27 at 1:30 in the Crystal Room at Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine. The meeting is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be available. The Unemployment Task Force is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its purpose is to help jobless people through the phase of unemployment. Vietnam course sparks student interest RANGER by Mark Feldman American involvement in the Vietnam War ended more than 10 years ago. Post-war rhetoric and discussion continue to try to sort out exactly what happened. For many, bitter memories remain. Others still have not reached an understanding of what, for 20 years, was American's most raging controversy. In order for today's students to see that period more clearly, History Professor Oliver Hayward is offering a course on the war entitled "International Conflict: the Vietnam War." "I think this generation really cares about what happened in that time span," Hayward said in an interview last Wednesday. "There's a lot of concern shown by the students in the class. Many of them talk to me after class about the topic." The class will be broken into five parts, beginning with the early history of Vietnam. "In order to really understand what happened during the American involvement, you have to start at the beginning of the country," Hayward said. As the class centers on certain topics, Hayward will have special lecturers from the faculty to speak on them. "I am trying to avoid sounding judgmental in any way," he said. "I'm not taking a stand on one side or the other. I want to explain things and let the students make their own judgments." The class will have the help of the recent PBS special on Vietnam to visualize some of the class discussions. "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations," Hayward said. "We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly." The class is also being taught at Madison this fall, but it is on a trial run here at Parkside for this semester. "1 wanted to have a more careful "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations. We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly. 99 -Oliver Hayward look at the war, personally," said Hayward, on reasons why he offered the class. "I was very ambivalent during that period and I really Go From Senior To Manager. Whatever your degree, the Navy can put you in a management position right away. You begin your Navy career with some of the most sophisticated technical and general management training available in important fields like electronics, inventory control, purchasing, personnel administration, engineering and systems analysis. And from your first day as a Navy officer, you have decision-making authority. You're given the level of responsibility you need to turn textbook knowledge into professional know-how, fast. All you need is a BS or BA. 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He graduated in 1960 with a Ph.D. in Russian history with an interest in Eastern Asia. He has been on the Parkside faculty since 1971 when the university was founded His Russian training will aid him in his planned class/trip to the Soviet Union from March 10 to March 24 This will be Hayward's third Soviet trip since 1979. For the low price of $1,690, a student can go to the USSR over spring break and pick up three credits in the process by taking the International Studies Seminar. "It's a great adventure whenever we go," he said. "There's an incredible variety of cultures to see in the Soviet Union." PAB sponsors Steamboat trip by Keith Harmann Steamboat. More mountain than Aspen, more powder than Vail, more lifts than Snowmass, more sun than Sun Valley, more bars than Utah. January first through the ninth, PAB is sponsoring a winter ski vacation to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. The price is $269 ($96 less than last year) and has many quality inclusions: round-trip deluxe motor coach to and from Steamboat, six nights' lodging in the Storm Meadows Condominiums, four-day lift ticket, daily parties ranging from hot tub happy hours to a giant party in the Steamboat central complex and many other options are available on the trip. Applications can be obtained in the Student Activities Office and are due Oct. 18 with a $50 deposit. The final payment is due Nov. 18. Steamboat is the second largest ski mountain in Colorado with an average annual snowfall of 27 feet. The total number of ski runs is 73, and the ski lift capacity is 18 660 skiers per hour. Neil Nelson, coordinator of the trip, said that the price was too good to pass up and that "we had a fun time last year and I'm sure it will be even better this year. We -have two buses going, comnarwitn only one last year. This allows us to have 47 more people going, a total of 94." Steamboat offers more than downhill skiing. There are sleigh rides, ice skating, cross country skiing, sledding and more. The condominiums are furnished with a color TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, all utensils and dishes, private sundeck/patio, fireplace, daily maid service and others. Ann Fralich went on last year's trip and is very excited about returning to Steamboat this year. "I have a lot of good memories about Steamboat and I think that it is great that I'll be able to relive them. Everyone should share the excitement of the Steamboat feeling." Atomic disorder The atomic age has produced a new behavior disorder, the Family Nuclear Syndrome, says a UW-Madison family therapist. Prof. Morton Perlmutter says children hear depressing discussion of nuclear war and the possibility of a holocaust and develop deep and unspecific fears, chronic anxiety, impotent rage and a "live-fortoday attitude." Such feelings show up in the teen years as rebellious attitudes toward social norms on sqxuakconduct and drug,use, , ,y; RANGER Locker thefts reported 7 Thursday, October 20,1983 by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Five thefts in the Phy. Ed. building have been reported to campus Security during the last week and a bait. Items missing were cash, shoes and a Sony walkman radio hour of the five thefts were reported from the men's locker room between 11 a.m. and noon and 1 to 2 p.m. On one occasion, a fire bomb went off in the men's locker room but nothing was reported missing. In most cases the thief was interested in money and valuables, since no clothing was taken. S^curity is investigating the thefts and a few suspects are under surveillance, according to Ron Brinkman of S ecurity. "To the best of our knowledge, no master key is in the wrong hands," said Brinkman. "Locks are being cut off and removed-personal locks and Parkside locks." Brinkman suggests that students not put any money in their lockers if at all possible. He also suggests the use of case-hardened locks that cannot be cut with bolt cutters, and to report anything suspicious to the Security office immediately. There is a reward fund for informers who give information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief/thieves. One way to make personal items safe, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, is to install airport lockers where the lockers would be visible and patrons would receive a key after inserting a coin into the locker. But, Dannehl pointed out, there are no funds available for such lockers. "The administration is very concerned and very hopeful Security may be apprehending the thieves very soon," said Dannehl. "But until they are caught, do not leave any valuables, especially money, in the locker rooms." Small business course offered Managing Employees in a Small Company" will be the topic of a five-session course at Parkside from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Thursdays- Nov. 3, 10, 17 and Dec. 8 and 15-in Union Room 104-106. Cost is $50 and persons should pre-register by calling 553-2047 or 553-2620. Instructor for the sessions will be Parkside business management professor Dennis Laker, a former Dental recruitment on campus Charles Alexander, recruiter for Marquette's Dental School, will be at Parkside on Friday, Oct. 21 to talk to students interested in Marquette's dental program. Alexander will be in the Minority Student Program office, WLLC D198, at 1 p.m. small business manager who has presented numerous workshops and seminars at area firms. Laker, who holds a master's degree in industrial-organizational psychology from the University of Illinois and who is currently completing PhD work in that subject, also teaches personnel administration, selection and placement and training and development courses at Pakside. Topics to be covered in the five sessions include selecting, orienting and training new employees; improving management-employee communication; compensation and salary administration; and motivating employees for improved productivity. The program is sponsored by Parkside Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center in conjunction with UW-Extension. Winter Carnival planning /****************** & * American Motorshow J 4 with X * JIM BRADLEY £ J WRJN - 1400 AM { if 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30-4:00 PM X jf MONDAY THRU FRIDAY X Students who are interested in planning the 1984 Winter Carnival are encouraged to contact the Student Activities Office, Union 209. There are 14 designated seats appointed through the five major student organizations and five studentat- large seats available for students who would like to join in the planning of the event. Winter Carnival, to be held Feb. 13-17, is designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual events. The festivities traditionally begin with a parade on Monday and conclude with a dance on Friday. The first Winter Carnival committee meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 24. Do something worthwhile... 1W-1W... TPiP-TfcP Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, next to the Coffee Shop The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P ^ Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater .M?n n,hIc il )eK 50 3'"den,Bi «•«. senior cttteens; rw!nn ™ H ?,00r' $3 and W. tickets at Fine Arts Stf"S® and Un,°" ,n,° Center. For information, can 5&J-4501. This performance is sponsored bv a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. . 8 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Brian Kitzmann Francois Cecile Lavonne Michaud Thomas Sinnett Kimberlie Kranich Robert Goll Maria Ambrose Robin White Linda A. Winzer Scholarships reward academic excellence About $9,000 in Molinaro and Alumni Association Merit Scholarships has been awarded to Parkside students based upon their superior academic performances. Scholarships paying for three Parkside pre-medicine students' 1983-84 tuition, which is $1,209 a year, went to the winners of the George and Madeline Molinaro Pre-Medicine Scholarship Fund, established three years ago by Madeline Molinaro, widow of the Kenosha civic and labor leader, who as a prominent state assemblyman, introduced legislation in 1965 which established Parkside. The Molinaro Scholars are sophomore Lavonne Michaud, Kenosha; freshman Linda Winzer, Kenosha; and freshman Francois Cecile, Racine. Graduates of Parkside's widely recognized pre-medicine program, FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE 41 TO BANK 'i l-ffO( K TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 mnBER vnir based in the university's science division and advised by life science professor Anna Marie Williams, have been admitted to medical schools at rates far exceeding the national average. Several Parkside pre-med graduates have gone on to medical school and returned to Kenosha or Racine to establish private practices. Incoming freshmen who are winners of $1,000 merit scholarships at Parkside, money for which came* from the university Alumni Association's fund-raising campaign this year, are: Maria Ambrose, Kenosha; Robert Goll, Kenosha; Kimberlie Kranich, Racine; Thomas Sinnet, Racine; Robin White, Racine; and Brian Kitzmann, Sturtevant. Those students ranked in the top 10 percent of their high school graduating classes. In addition, Parkside business majors Martin Rheaume, Racine, and Ellen Breitbach of St. Francis, Wis., each were awarded $400 scholarships from the Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing Management Association. Peer Support awards scholarships Peer Support has awarded scholarships to Rosalie A. Mutchler and Kristine Sandow. Each will receive $50 to help with their college expenses. These awards are intended for the fall 1983 semester. Mutchler attended St. Catherine's High School in Racine, graduating in 1962. She then attended Gateway Technical School parttime in 1979-80. After Gateway, she went to college in Ohio part-time. Currently, Mutchler is a full-time student and has not attended college within the past seven years. Mutchler hopes to seek a degree "which will enable me to pursue a career in social work and counseling." She is interested in psychology and sociology courses and expects to gain much personal satisfaction in developing her career. Sandow attended Edgerton High School and graduated in 1962. She has been unemployed for over a year. Her educational goals are simple and straight forward,. She intends to study a variety of subjects that interest her and this will combine with her vast work history in order to produce a more employable person. She will eventually become more self-sufficient and gain confidence in herself. •••••••• Two $50 scholarships are being offered by Peer Support, a major student organization concerned with helping non-traditional students (23 years of age and older) make a successful return to academic life. Applicants should be those who plan to enroll at least part-time at Parkside in Spring '84. Application blanks are available in the Peer Support office (WLLC D- 175) or you may call (553-2706). Applications are due Dec. 1. Checks will be mailed Dec. 31. Licensed drinkers New program endows Should drinkers be licensed? A Wisconsin legislator thinks so. Rep. John Medinger's bill would require high school graduates to pass a test if they want to drink legally before turning 21. That way, says Medinger, young drinkers learn "the rules of the road." Two incoming freshmen studehts at Parkside, Mary Haen and Jeffrey Beard, both of Kenosha, recently were awarded American State Bank Merit Scholarships of $1,000 each to be used for their first two years of university work. The scholarship program was established this year by the Kenosha bank's board of directors as an endowment fund for students from Kenosha County to attend Parkside. The bank began the endowment with a $5000 gift and intends to contribute additional funds each year. American State Bank Merit Scholarships are awarded annually on the basis of academic achievement in high school and potential for excellent in university work. Haen, of 3603 10th Ave., a 1983 graduate of Bradford High School who maintained a perfect 4.0 grade point average (straight A's) during her high school career, has entered Parkside's accelerated three-year pre-medicine program. Beard, of 4918 70th St., a 1983 graduate of St. Joseph's High School who ranked in the top one percent of the nation's' collegebound students on his college admissions examinaton, plans to major in business and pre-law at Parkside. Scholarship recipients are selected by a committee of Parkside faculty. NSF fellowships selected The National Research Council, in conjunction with the National Science Foundation, will select candidates for the Foundation's programs for Graduate Fellowships and Minority Fellowships. Final selection of Fellows will be made by the Foundation, with awards to be announced in March 1984. NSF Fellowships are intended for students at or near the beginning of their graduate study, and will be awarded for study or work leading to master's or doctoral degrees in the mathematical, physical, biological, engineering, and social sciences, and in the history and philosophy of science. Eligible applicants will, in general, be college seniors or first-year graduate students who, at the time of application, have not completed more than 20 semester/30 quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any of the aforementioned science and engineering fields following completion of their first baccalaureate degree. The annual stipend for NSF Fellows will be $8,100 for a 12 month tenure. The deadline for applications is Nov. 23. For further information and applications contact the Fellowship Office, National Research Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20418. Loan application fee illegal A $10 fee for processing Guaranteed Student Lpans applications is illegal, the Minnesota Higher Education Coordinating Board has decided recently. It struck down a request from the University of Minnesota and a state association of financial aid adminstrators to change the state loan contract to permit a GSL fee. Campus officials say the fee is needed to cover rising administrative costs and insure speedy processing of applications. The board saw the fee as a potential burden on needy students, however. HANGER Wind Ensemble to perform 9 Thursday, October 20,1983 Three innovative contemporary wind ensemble selections and two works from early band-music eras will be performed by the Parkside 40-piece wind ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 27 in the Union Cinema Theater. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and UW-P staff and $2 for others. Featured contemporary selections are Vincent Persichetti's "Masquerade for Band," which develops a short musical passage through a series of variations; Normal Dello Joio's "Colonial Ballads," a set of six movements that presents a "feast of orchestral colors; ' and Alan Hovhaness' "Journey to a Holy Mountain" from Symphony No. 20 for Band, a piece that reflects the composer's Armenian heritage through its mystic and hypnotic character. u Tlband music selections are Haydn Wood's "Mannin Veen-Dear Isle of Man," which is representative of the early 20th century English practice of transcribing folk songs into hypnotic settings for band and which was one of the first works to use the band as a concert organization; an(j Louis gpohr's Notturno," for Turkish Band, Opus 34, a German classical piece composed in the spirit of a Mozart serenade incorporating a number of dance styles including a minute, a march, a theme and variations and a spirited finale. e, "S'oj y'Sombra" ("Sun and Shade"), a Spanish march by George Gates, will close the program. Earn $ by selling advertising for Ranger. For more information, contact Catherine Chaffee in the Ranger office. EK"* W "usio Vivian Rodriguez Racine- Professor Mark Eichner, set for 8 p.m. on upcoming concert by the University of Wisconsin* hursday' 0ct- 27« in the Union Cinema Theater. IBM Personal Computers piSCOUMS AVAILABLE All f aculty, staff and students are eligible For more information call or write IBM National Accounts Division, 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee. Wl 53202 (414) 347-6000. YTWTWtTiTirjj Happy Birthday, James Ross Buchanan Congratulations Andy & Brenda, you lucky mom and dad. Best wishes from all of us on the Ranger staff. 10 Thursday, October 20, 1983 RANGER "I Am A Camera'' Milwaukee theater presents "Midnight Dream" that his work is no longer considered valuable. Along with the play's other character, Nog, the alchemist's assistant, Alexander embarks on a search for meaning amid "an atmosphere of fantastic realism..in the contemporary world." The characters are portrayed by Eric Ness, as Alexander, and Paul Zawadsky, as Nog. Ness and Zawadsky received favorable review for their performances opposite each other in Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," which was performed-at Parkside last spring. Ness, who grew up in LaCrosse, has performed at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, the Champlain Shakespeare Festival in Burlington, Vt„ and with the Nebraska Theater Caravan. Zawadsky, a Stevens Point native, has performed with the prestigious Arena Stage Theater in Washington and the Fort Worth (Tex.) Shakespeare Festival. Both performers are graduates of UW-Milwaukee's Professional Actors Training Program. Are activities beneficial? Does participation in outside activities increase students' satisfaction with college life or interfere with it? Past sociological studies produced contradictory answers, but a new look at the question by Richard McKaig, assistant dean of students at Indiana University, indicates that not only are students happier with college life when they participate in outside activities, but the more active their participation, the more satisfaction they derive. The exceptions are student government and residence hall organizations, where the most active students are the most dissatisfied. Using the College Student Satisfaction Questionnaire (CSSQ),. Form C, as a standardized test, McKaig measured the general satisfaction with college life among a sample of 10 percent of the juniors and seniors at IU. With a Student Activities Questionnaire he developed, McKaig also measured the correlation between the degree of satisfaction and the level of participation. Those students highly active in student government and residence hall organizations proved to be less satisfied with college life than those at the lowest level of participation. It's hard to draw cause-and-effect conclusions from such studies, McKaig says, but he thinks student governments generally seek political reforms rather than social ones, and those come more slowly. An administrator himself, McKaig says, "Maybe we frustrate those people more than we haVe to ." Special: 25% off Jube Jells Week of Oct. 17 California Mix Licorice Bully Malted Milk Balls Milk Caramels Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kissses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearmint Leaves Starlite Mints Caramel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Caramel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Scott Niles and Mary Beth Kelleher rehearse a scene from "I Am A Camera," the Dramatic Arts fall main stage production. Performances are Oct. 28, 29, 30 and Nov. 4 and 5 in the Communication Arts Theater. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst I Milwaukee's Paradox Studio • Theatre will bring its production of Luis D. Arata's new two-character play, "Midnight Dream," a humor-, ous and poignant tale of an aging alchemist's search for life's meaning, to Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2 in the Communication Arts Studio Theatre. Advance tickets, available at the Union Information Center, are $2.50 f or senior citizens and UW-P students and staff; $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 a nd $4. Limited seating is available, so advance registrations are encouraged and can be made by calling Parkside's Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The performance is being supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts and Humanities divisions. In "Midnight Dream," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates an elderly alchemist, Alexander, who must come to grips with the fact RANGER _ Yarborough heads Learning Lab by Carol Kortemlick , .. 11 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Hidden in a deep, secluded corner of the library, in level D-l, lies the Learning Lab. Thelma Yarborough is the new coordinator of the Learning Lab and is also teaching Reading and Study Skills. Yarborough arrived at Parkside on May 15 from Washington, D. C. where she had worked for two institutions teaching Afro-American studies, History, Reading and Study skills. She enjoys the informal atmosphere at Parkside and finds the new equipment more effective. Her true reason for coming to Parkside, she said, is because "it is the birthplace of academic freedom." Many students are ignorant of the Learning Lab's value. The Learning Lab is seen as the place to help get "slow" students through college. Yarborough sees this label as particularly inhibiting for all students, especially when it can help with research, improve study skills and even teach one how to take exams more effectively. She enjoys the Learning Lab, yet hopes to see some much-needed improvements. In any institution, Yarborough's top priority is the students. Her goal at Parkside is to promise the growth of the Learning Lab and from there to facilitate learning for all students. Her dedication to the Learning Lab is mixed with a concern that all individuals obtain an equal opportunity for higher education. She feels many people lose the chance for better education due to their low financial status, in that the middle class sets a standard for Painting techniques taught The painting techniques of old masters will be examined in a University Extension one day art class, and students will learn to use a number of different painting methods, such as grisaille, glazine, and underpainting. The instructor, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of Racine, began her art education in Copenhagen, Denmark, her native land. She has since received M.A. and M.F.A. degrees in painting from the University of Iowa, and a masters degree in teaching art from the University of New Hampshire. Her experience has included teaching, exhibiting in numerous shows and galleries, and designing for industry, a publishing company, and an art museum. The class is intended for either the person who would like to start using oil paints, or one who has already achieved some proficiency with that medium or similar media — for example, acrylic, alkyd or watercolor. The class will be held on Saturday, November 12, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., in Tallent Hall. Students are asked to register by Nov. 4 with University Extension, phone (414) 553-2312. The fee is $15i > Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Sea0rams itvtn Croum Croum '"town u i gwuM" s#"*'"5<* """it Si«»«tso« 0 8'i iiwmi «s s o taste of Seagram ^ * w Damcefoter stirs Seren&Seren '© 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO.. N Y . N Y AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 P ROOF. Scyeii-Up",and '7U P" aie trademarks qf the ,Seven Up Company. The Parkside interview RANGER Dean's list... by Jill Whitney Nielsen Associate Professor of English, Jim Dean has been with Parkside since 1970. He graduated from the College of William and Mary in Virginia and went on to receive his Ph.D. from the Shakespeare Institute at the University of Birmingham, England. He lived in Stratford- upon-Avon for two years. Awarded the Fulbright Grant, he spent 1977 and 1978 traveling around South America, teaching Contemporary American Poetry at Brazilian Universities. As well as Shakespeare, his interests lie in Contemporary Comparative Poetry. •••••••• What are your feelings on collective bargaining? To quote Ben Franklin, "If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately." I was affiliated with the AFL-CIO, checking contracts for the musicians' union and without it, many of them would have been up a creek, so to say. So you're in favor of it? Sure. You are no less a professional when you're part of an organization. How useful do you feel tenure is? "I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way." Very useful. Without it we wouldn't have the protection of freedom of speech. Well, what about people who are awarded tenure and don't deserve it? There's always some dead wood floating around, but good people more than compensate for that. What about the ones who deserve it and don't get it? It's more of a supply and demand situation, rather than the deserving being deemed deficient. There are just too many qualified people and not enough jobs. How do you feel about the balance between teaching and research? PIZZA PLUS ^(FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) LAI HROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE 633-6307 *******^*********? Teaching should be the main thing, the main goal. But research is for keeping you "alive," keeping you informed and in touch with what you're teaching. But it's the students first, then the art. Do you think we place too much emphasis on research? No, some schools do, but not Parkside. ' •••••••* How do you like Parkside? I m glad to be here. You have the chance to do many things that may interest you instead of being pigeon-holed into one field. I also love the area, right next to the park, near the lake. Water, I think is very important to well-being. How do you like teaching? Teaching is fun. Everything is for the students. When you begin to teach, the text is the most important thing, but after a few years working with the students, their ideas and their responses to the literature become more important. There's the real reward. How do you feel about the relationship between the faculty and administration? We have both a corporate and a collegiate structure. The power goes up and down at the same time, but more often down. What about your own division? We have some good people in Administration. The current Chairman of Humanities is very good We've had some rare luck with our chairmen. And all of our people are not only excellent within the division, but they get invoked in the whole aspect of UW-P, heading committees, etc. How do you think Humanities compares with other divisions? It s still aive. But we could use more attention from upstairs. •••••••• How do you like the students at UW-P? We have a very wide range in age and experience that's a definite Associate Professor of English James Dean plus. I feel it's gotten better. Admission is more selective, so we're getting a higher caliber of student. Do you think they're apathetic, not wanting to get involved? You can't be apathetic in class; you'll never last. I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way. Wouldn't you like to see more students involved outside of class? Sure I would. But it's a commuter school. You have to bump into each other on the ^streets, in the supermarkets, at the gas stations to get the interaction you mean. Wouldn't dorms be the answer? Dorms would certainly help. But conditions have improved. For intance, the union. And we now have films, plays, concerts, trips. It's better than it used to be. Education starts in the classrooms, but that's just the beginning. You must come to see things in another light, from fluorescent to neon, so to speak. You're one of the professors who holds classes outside. Do you find that beneficial? Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. The sky's the limit. How would you describe your teaching style? I don't know. I should be asking you that. How do you feel about the education in today's high schools? It's a wonderful time for learning. I think they're doing the best they can with the depressed economy. Schools are understaffed, teacher s are overworked and underpaid, and it's reflected in the educaton kids are getting. What do you think about their cutting certain electives out of the curriculum, such as music and drama? Some of the curriculum still reflect the fad courses of the '70's. Well, fad is fat, and should be cut out, but electives such as music, drama, athletics, certain lit. courses are basic to well-rounded education. The less kids get, the worse off they'll be. I admire the student who with only basics from high school can still do well in college. How has a college education differed in the last ten years? It s different. It may or may not be better, but it is different. Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 RANGER 13 Thursday, October 20,1983 Cadets come to Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The last dance here was a huge success with the Protectors. The next dance will be even better with Racine's own R & B CADETS. They're coming back to the Parkside Union Thursday, Oct. 20. Doors open at 8 p.m. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $2 for guests. It's tonight, so be there (in Union Square) or be square. * * * * * * * * "Hey, Joe! Doing anything tonight? Want to go to a movie together?" "Good idea! The Verdict is playing in the Union Cinema this weekend, and it's only $1." Yes, "The Verdict" will be showing here at 3:30 p.m. today and will be repeated at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Friday and at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday., Next week's movie will be Night of the Living Dead. * * * * * * * * This Wednesday, Oct. 26, John Hunsbuscher will be performing for the Coffeehouse. Relax and watch him from 12-2 p.m. or 8-10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. * * * * * * * * The free movie of the week is the famous Psycho. It's the original, uncut movie that was far better than its sequel. Come see it Tuesday night and don't miss the famous shower scene. All of the above events-are sponsored by PAB. * * * * * * * * The Social Science Round Table this week features Prof. Alexander Lichtman. He will talk on "The Soviet Propaganda Machine: Perspectives on the Scholarly Life in Communist Countries III." The program is open to the public at no charge. It will be Monday, Oct. 24, at noon, in Union 106. * * * * * * * * The foreign film this weekend is The Seduction of Mimi. It will be shown Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series. •••••••• The UW-Extension is sponsoring three courses this week. The first is called "Small Business Loans and How to Obtain Them," on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. On Monday there will be two courses offered: "Working with Children of Divorce" and "Divorce for Men: Artist arrives Nationally-known airbrush artist Robert Paschal will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Oct. 26 to present a slide-illustrated lecture at 2:15 p.m. and demonstrate airbrush painting techniques at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D-145 (the painting studio.) The presentations are free and open to the public. Paschal, author of the book "Airbrushing for Fine and Commercial Artists," is a full-time artist who earned his bachelor and master of fine arts degrees from the State University of New York and has exhibited work at numerous exhibitions, including the New England Exhibition of Sculpture and Painting, the Ball State University Annual Drawing and Small Sculpture Show and the Minot State National Drawing Exhibition. Recently, he exhibited at a national invitational show focusing on the "Artist and the Airbrush" at San Jose State University. He has lectured on airbrush techniques and history at many colleges and universities, including the Pratt Institute and the Art Students League in New York, the University of Massachusetts and Loyola University. His appearance at Parkside is being organized by the Art Discipline and is funded in part by Exxon Corp. Surviving the Trauma" at 9 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. respectively. Call ext. 2312 f or details. * * * * * * * A workshop called "Parent to Parent" will be held Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall, room 182, and is open to anyone. It is sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Call ext. 227 for details. * * * * * * * * Kevin Hamberger, Clinical Psychologist of the Southeastern Family Practice Center, will be speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26. His seminar, called "Stress," will be at 11:50 a.m. in Union 106. The seminar is free and open to the public." 4 Kenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake-24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 > I 14 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Chicken McGoebbles Or: over to you, James thZIJwhV irather 3uaint' if somewhat improbable theory that chums that World War Two may never Hmpr hfdl"? Kth»1uChanCellor of Germany Adolf pel shop b u^ess ^ a"d g0nc ,nto the While this theory may be a bitch to prove, it nevernn! i?f US Wth a relatively neat jump-off probabilities ' SpeCulations on recent historical im- Luckily, advances in improbability theory have al- !lw ,re^earchfs m the Historical Oddball Department at Harvard University to construct alternate scenarios with a percentage error of less than .000002 facts per million. While this may not provide us with great insights as to what really happened in history, the conrfthprS,? n theoretical documents provide us with a rather unique view of what might have been. The articles presented below were written by the SUf? a . ors 'n their respective scenarios. There is little true deviation from the purported facts. Hypothesis 1: What if James Joyce worked for NBC Sports: and the plate was stepped step to the plate yes and he saw the pitcher yes and took the stance but the air was cool and the noise was like a thousand yes batting .521 against lefties with the power of the orient yes and it new to him and he looked dark the arabian sun beating yes and he struck yes once struck and it connected yes with the crack yes yes over yes up it flew yes and mcwilliams going back yes and it flew it's over yes it's out of here yes homer yes it is homer yes it is yes and— Yes. Hypothesis 2: What if T.S. Elliott worked for the IRS? Let us go now, you and I, And with the forms conduct our lives. So It Goes* by John Kovalic Oh, do not ask "What was it?" Let us go and make our audit. (In the room the women come and go talking of tax deductibles.) Do I dare, do I dare, disturb the essence of Uncle Sam and deduct the three martini lunches? (I think I know just what his hunch is.) Hypothesis 3: What if Adolf Hitler managed a Burger King? June 5, 1945 Dear Diary, Der last days are upon us, but I know victory will be ours^ Vhich is better? Flame broilink, fryink or gassink? Put three million more burgers in der offens today, but McDonald's is gettink strong. Plot to kill off Ronald by force-feeding him Mayor McCheese vas complete flop. Der Munchkins did not chance sidez after all. Some gerdammint punk kid vanted a burger done his vay. Hoo-boy did I show him. Bet he feels silly valking around mit der cash register shuved up his vear-unt. Hypothesis 4: What if a wizened, senile, B-movie actor became president of the United States? Conclusion: Too ridiculous to contemplate. The Big Chill": Warm and intelligent by Patricia Cumbie "The Big Chill" is a light-hearted drama about the reunion of seven college friends who haven't kept in touch with each other since graduation. The thing that reunites them is the suicide of their friend, Alex. This may not sound too uplifting, but the humor that is utilitized sets the tone for an enjoyable and sensitive movie. The movie opens with Alex's funeral, which ends with an organ rendition of "You Can't Always Get What You Want," his favorite song. During the drive to the cemetery, one gets introduced to each character. Some are very successful, including a doctor, a lawyer, a TV star and a journalist. Together they experience the loss of their friend and gain insight into their own personal experiences since they were last together, in the sixties. How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? THE BIGCHIM In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. The movie portrays human nature accurately, as the characters argue and discuss their feelings In one scene, at dinner, a tense atmosphere is broken by Nick (William Hurt), when he says, "If Alex were here, he'd say, 'Pass the dessert."' The cast consists of virtual unknowns, except for William Hurt. They play off one another well. It is plausible that they are a group of close friends. One thing that does deserve mention is the music. If you like music from the sixties, you'll enjoy the soundtrack from this movie. As I watched, I was humming and my feet were tapping. The movie stars Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Jobeth Williams, Tom Berenger, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly. This is a movie worth seeing. It is nice for a change to see a movie with adults and an intelligent and enjoyable plot. Once Ober Easy On Trac! by Dick Oberbruner "Before the Trac II" (Rewritten after reading W.B. Lockwood's "Language of the British Isles, Past and Present") There is, as yet, no means of knowing through what eons of time males have been shaving. He has certainly seen Ice Ages come and go with scraggly chins — the fragments of the human skull from the Thames gravel at Batsmeat has remains of stubble. It makes no odds, therefore, that man did not begin shaving until a quarter of a million years ago. His earliest attempts may have been accompanied by* the earliest screams — wh oops only a heated simian would respond to. With the power of oral expression came the need to shave and compare, an intregal factor in man's gradual emancipation from five o'clock shadow to the smoothness of a newborn's hinder. And when his technique was at last perfected, he was then man indeed — eligible and macho. These attributes have been part of the general evolution of the male ego who can say how many tribes of homo d'nubbens have wandered the tundra in search of a reflecting pool? Looking back through unshaven millenia, the imagination dimly comprehends males attracting females by looks rather than by club. Each and every male must have possessed a sharp edged rock or stick to scrape away the accumulation of facial fringe. Only the details are lost, for though archeology brought much understanding of even the remotest ways, for our purposes the jaw of prehistoric man is unclear. Of the transition from brutish profile to Gatsby silhouette we know little, other than the myriad attempts at using metal cutting edges to swipe away goatee. In any case, we know for a fact, man was unable to shave that morning for the dawning of history. Yet some of the archeologist's finds permit at least (what has been called) the Aqua Velva factor. Some 25,000 yea rs ago, we are told, the last European Straight-Edge Age was reaching its climax. Most of Britain had been under some strain to relieve after-burn. The warming climate and the receding glacier brought a springlike atmosphere — a frivolity the pain stricken males would have to pass up. Herds of reindeer and bison paraded along pastures adjacent to man's communities, yet man was unable to cope with the hunt due to windburn. The harpoon and spear once used to kill his prey were the tools of his demise when it came to steppin' out. We are ignorant of the real intent of these people, but we still know them well for they are the same stock and culture as those Cro-Magnon shavers whose need for a panacea outlasted their need for a cookout. Intelligence of this calibre bears witness to the advanced after-shave tech- Xlh ^ modern da from the glacier as a skin coolant. y Billings. They used ice The bearers of such a culture will undoubtedly have shaven a full ™esa week- C0I"parable in principle to any found today. Along : e lines, women found the need to scrape the hair off their lees to expenence the same cooling effect. 8 or^il^Yr h3d 3pfeal in mind 11 win have *>een abundant in ex- E? \ ?nces between (what seemed beforehand) hairy upfigure fw lch^ndiv ri V? certainly have Possessed a special bodily brawls. '"dividual, for use ,n courting rituals and tag-team «rwl!h>TanS^p WOuId be a halbnark the Shaving Age in a society ^ til analogies among smooth skins today be any guide must have invested good looks with an aura of slovenliness. 8 ' * Carl's Corner Again I'm here upon the bus, Around me people swear and cuss. We all sit still and breathe our air divided by sixty is about two inches square. The bus stops fast and smacks my face ?Su 2dd?e n?lyb Lthpela ,dy ri1v3e8r Wtuirthn sa larSe brief case. and I develop aisle burns, as to the front I bounce and roll, and wrap my teeth around a pole. So when we get to school, look for me. I won t be hard to find, you see J5r,midst the jumble and the mess 111 be the one tapping S.O.S. by Carl Chcrnouski iMSS* S « J «J.,» ,t !•»«... „ „ „„ „ . BANGER Services Offered Typing and calligraphy. Speedy service, call Louise, 654-4505. Typing service, 10c a page, double spaced; 15<c sin gle. 551-8174, ask for Chris. RSK Typing Services. Professional results. Very reasonable. Call 554-0953. Have YRU play at your gig now! Low Frat Rates. 453-7994. Typing available-contact Joan, WLLC D-195, ext. 2605. Wanted McCarthyism history book for History 102. Call 694-7704. Singers Wanted!! Women's barbershop harmony rehearsal, Mon. nights. Racine Holy Communion Church, 2000 W. Sixth St. For Sale Cookie's Clowns selling wigs, make-up, novelties, balloons (with helium optional), twisty animal balloons. Let Cookie make you up for parties. 694- 1641. Drum Set: 8 piece Ludwig. Good condition. Call 658-3052. Personals To my cute little bump, I'm sorry! Love, Bunny toes. Ken Meyer wears Pinnochio underwear and never lies. G. Riely-he's a lumberjack and he's O.K.... Park Ave. this Sat. night! 75c champagne until 9 p.m. Why Are You? Yes YRU!! Hottest new band from Milwaukee. Scott Curty: 143 forever...Princess. Joe Friday: Massive mammaries are filled with massive gas. Carol J.A. Looking good! Especially from the back! Love T. Vicki Sliwinski, congratulations! Don't forget-bowling shoes and hoop skirt!! Pretzel-Your takedowns are thrilling and your holds are like glue, but I still lead in pins, 4 to 2. Pretzel-Will you surrender without conditions? K.Z. Welcome back. Now about that research paper...GET TO WORK!! Show us your current Parkside ID or Alumni Card and the first beer is on us. Carl's Pizza, somewhere in Racine. ready forVaT Aancing shoes ready for Park Avenue Satur- SdTJor WUcT °n the h'wiU°give you'guts'3'5''1 Bran" UG: Tonight 9:00, Bring the Raisin Bran and let's not eet caught this time.. Your buddy, Classified ads Rod: The secret is out. Everyone knows you're the "Park Avenue Kid!!!" BC: The slide show was interesting. ...!!! Thanks! JAK: Welcome back. I missed you a lot last weekend. TB Paielli's Dave: I sure love those fresh buns. Your main squeeze. B.D.: Wanna get "tucked in" this weekend? Computer Club: Get off Ascii and do something!! Asttrm Guess Who!! Rust Ahles: What happened to your sexy cutoff shirts??!! Tom: Your Fuscia really brightens (blinds) my day. Love, T. Sweetness: How many times must I tell you you move me, you Mayflower Employee!! B.L. 15 Thursday, October 20,1983 B.L. Thank you. I love you. Sw. Ludlow: Do I get an. "A" for prose? Happy Anni. Come on kids, cut that out!!! Bon-Bon Dahling-see you next week for the amazing analysis. Can't wait, dahling!!! Mol: Hang in there. Christmas comes on the wings of time. Sandler lives, Snooky. I'll he there. Just call!! Dimple!! uw - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DAVS A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time Arrungemenfs by ECHO TRAVEL INC. WITH TRANSPORTATION JANUARY 1 -9 Steamboat FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS" PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A T LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. SECOND BUS IS NOW FILLINGI SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 16 Thursday, October 20,1083 Psvcho-Bahhlp Lord, what food those morsels be Out on a Linn by Rick Luehr In recent weeks TV Guide has run two fascinating articles entitled "Three's Company: What's It Trying to Tell Us?" and "Dallas vs. Dynasty: Which is Better?" 'Now that's what I like to see-a return to hard-hitting, investigative journalism. For too long now TV Guide has had stories on unimportant, frivolous topics. It's so nice to see them returning to what journalism is all about. Following in this trend, TV Guide will be running the following articles in the coming weeks: "Hegelian Philosophy in 'The Dukes of Hazzard'," "Was Darwin Right?: The 'Mr. Smith' Story," •4'The Shakespearean Roots of The 'A' Team'," and "'T.J. Hooker': Man or Myth?" Be sure to read these thoughtprovoking, stimulating articles in TV Guide, the last bastion of true journalism. * * * * * * * Hello, I'm Orson Welles. After a hard day of whatever it is that I'm doing these days, I like to sit down to a truly fine meal. And do you know what makes a meal really special? Food. That's right, food. -You know, food's not just for special occasions. You can eat it every day. There are so many ways to prepare food. You can boil it, bake it, fry it or put it in a salad. As a matter of fact, you can do almost anything with it. And food's not only for meals, but also makes a tasty, nutritious snack. Just the thing to give to the kids after they get home from school. In my opinion, the best way to serve food is with a nice cool beverage. So remember, the next time you're hungry, try food. You won't regret it. (This has been a message from the International Food Producers Council). • • * • • • * * Tragedy struck the advertising world today with the demise of the Kool-Aid walking pitcher. Apparently hearing a construction worker mention how thirsty he was,_ the pitcher broke through the outside wall of a building and plunged 40 stories to his death. All that was left of him was a red splotch, presumably cherry, and several rapidly melting ice cubes on the sidewalk. When asked to comment, the construction worker said, "All I said was 'Boy, I could sure use something to drink,' and all of a sudden, this red guy came bustin' through the wall and hollered, 'Oh yeah, Kool-Aiiii....'. "You know, that so b, made a hole in that stupid wall that's gonna take all day to fix. Serves the bastard right, the stupid fu.." The pitcher is survived by his wife and three small dessert glasses. Orson Welles is the official bloated thespian of the 1984 Olympic Games The Death of Lady Bess by Kendyl Marie Linn Used cars are peculiar. Even without minds of their own, or any kind of emotion, they can get temperamental. Rather like some women, I'm sure the male gender would agree. Perhaps this is the reasoning behind giving cars women's names. Bearing this in mind, my experience with Bessie, a 1969 Dodge Dart, should have come as no surprise. On a very rainy Tuesday, Bessie and I, along with a friend named Janice, ventured into the untamed wilds otherwise known as the Hills of Vernon. Having accomplished what we set out to do-pillage, plunder and ultimately conquer Hawthorne Center Mall-we set out for the homeland. With time still on our hands, we chanced to visit the Forest and the Bluffs of the Lake. It was there Bessie chose to desert us. At first, she was quite subtle about it; just some general coughing and sputtering. Nothing that we thought would hinder our homeward journey. Then, out of the clear blue (well, gray, actually), Bessie's spunk just disappeared. Which left Janice and me stranded in the middle of Sheridan Road. To our good fortune, a valiant black night drove up in a Cadillac and attempted to resuscitate Bessie, but she only stayed with us long enough to make it to a nearby station of gas. After much consultation with the wizards and wise men of the station, it was decied that not only had Bessie's drive and spunk gone, but also her carburetor and transmission. They concluded than an evil' force much greater than anything they had encountered had overtaken her. I looked over the shoulders of the wizards, into the depths of the engine, but all I could see were masses of evil gremlins and serpents. I felt truly a damsel in distress. In the meantime, Janice had placed an S.O.S. to her knight in the homeland, Sir Pryse. He arrived a short time later, in his trusty Escort, ready to defend us to the death. That, however, was not necessary as the good wizards managed to trap Bessie, now somewhat of a demon, within an impenetrable force known as a parking garage. And Sir Pryse, the good fellow he was, kindly took us home. However, dear reader, our story ends not here. We did manage to exorcise Bessie once, but, no sooner did we get her on the road than the demons overtook her again. She is currently under the care of some gentle gnomes in the magical land of Illinois. In time, she Will be returned home, where we will be reunited, and then... I'll retire her to the scrap heap. New! In Comm. Arts See Shakespeare's many seductions "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," a collection of classic scenes from the Bard's most memorable plays performed by a five-member cast of nationally known stage and screen actors including Anthony Zerbe, Lee Meriwether and Robert Beltran, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets-# for UW-P students and $5 for others-and advance seating reservations are available at the campus Union Information Center. For more information call 553-2345 or 553-2278. The performance, produced by Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Calif., is being sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. The production is designed to appeal to a wide audience and will include scenes from Shakespeare's greatest works, among them "The Taming of the Shrew," "Hamlet," "Julius Caesar," "Othello," "As You Like It," and "Much Ado About Nothing." Zerbe, a versatile actor who has performed extensively on stage and screen, is most widely known for his Emmy Award-winning portrayal Introducing ... Johnsenville SMURFWURST The fuzzy treat that's fun to eat! For the beach or ballpark, Smurfwurst are made with them loveable Saturday I morning muffitts! Just plain good! of Lt. Trench in ABC-TV's "Harry- 0" series starring the late David Jansson. Zerbe recently appeared opposite Elizabeth Taylor in the Broadway revival of "The Little, Foxes" and he played the lead role in the play "Solomon's Child." His film credits include feature roles in "The Turning Point," "Who'll Stop the Rain?," "The First Deadly Sin," and "Soggy Bottom, U.S.A" as well as appearances in the movies "Rooster Cogburn," "Papillon" and "Cool Hand Luke." Zerbe also has a co-starring role in the recently released film "The Continued on Page 17; ™.EhBeltAa! aJ? ,The Country munication Arts Theater on Nov. 8M. atters" cast wUl b e at the ComShakespeare Continued from Page 16 Dead Zone," based on the book by Stephen King. Other stage credits include seasons with the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre, Canada's Stratford Theatre and the Mark Taper Forum, where Zerbe appeared in the original production of "The Catonsville Nine," and as Iago in "Othello," co-starring James Earl Jones. Meriwether, who co-starred in the long-running CBS-TV series "Barnaby Jones,", with Buddy Ebsen, is a former Miss America with numerous stage, TV and film credits. Among the films she has appeared in are "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," with Glenn Ford, "The Legend of Lylah Claire," with Ernest Borgnine, "Angel in My Pocket," with Andy Griffith and "The Undefeated," with John Wayne. Meriwether served as a judge for this year's Miss America Pageant, broadcast recently on national TV. The other performers to appear in "Country Matters" are: Robert Beltran, who recently won favorable reviews for his portrayal of the title role in the offbeat comedy flim "Eating Raoul," and who has performed with the Californisa Shakespeare Festival in productions including "As You Like It," "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Hamlet;" Joyce Fideor, best known for her recurring roles in the TV daytime dramas "Ryan's Hope" and "Another World," and who began her theatrical career with the Yale Repertory Theatre where she performed in plays including "Puntulla," "The Durango Flash" and "The Three Sisters;" Roy Dotrice, who has been described by The Times of London as one of the world's greatest Shakespearean actors and who has performed in numerous plays with England's prestigious Royal Shakespeare Company including "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "King Lear" and "The Taming of the Shrew." The Funny Paper CaDer rifnROWcS>YSELrTOl(WHY S»tS!CRETARY AND TOLD HER ' UNDERSTAND YOU AND M*HAUV»INGP ALNE A FHFAAVIER BEEN WHAT MAKE5 YOU SAY HE WAS A NICE GUY, MISS? 17 Thursday, October 20,1983 UH... WELL, ON, I CALLED HIS OFFICE JUST ft MINUTE AGO. AND THEV T OLD m HE HAD BEEN, UH, KILLED. S OMEWHERE. WildLife WEEK: EVERYONE KNEW HER! ErfL-SETEATE UTS\O)6?t >T HikEj tOo TSH. 6gt l THft&tS iIWRGAkOj/cAFfjf TB BLOUJ OFF THE FACE ' OifP hT/here oc o. THE Seizor cense fi re BAkftjoV cA"»A DS*O uBjfOld oosheo I S Pefbft7F& F&AIKJ FOR Tomorrow All in the Faculty TTTBH^FIAOEVCAExLy tCzALaSOASKASM, WUAErRiOhVH. Qr.UiSwS1 ' . :—: . _ ^ V>oqusytcSu eL O£0FT TVhRe.\.S J \ Worn'/ IT STARKOvR AS AH E^THEJ GETTING PickEPUP A fAssi nOf Beaver, WHO its HiQHTtMf HE ^NTTOTHfiCLU© Foft/9 TCAN ?cS!I'THc PAM51 T£ - W H o w ir— John and Rick's Mystery Meat Competition! Try and guess on what day these favorite mystery meats will appear on the cafeteria menu. (Note: they may appear on the same day or even in the same dish.) Cafeteria employees may not enter. Try your luck today. CJ&HJET RASlLT OfFtTtloOZhJ RIMt Ch C/ooisork fs \iR&a*Aus et-hcuft snen CJ/7H... \ t cu«-; -r-r (IAXwk, ?ASS£S IT OFTQA Pl^NlTAffcf WHOHAT ABAO CPA£CsT£ oF/.VrtBA<io THA T p £ O AT T H ATT|/-\ E TO TOCfET WOKSE.ANSWAV T r t fWo ^ f A j u r v \ f > 5 ON ' TH£ BAN D B/SjoH WHf/VTH£ /XvOJSiqfjiTAR.y C^STsTheJ^ J0AU- ^Hl£NoA.^ /ft lT\jg mAaNiOi>T HWEH*O IM O AFIFLt£ r aas T BS the wH'cHTHEH&imA HSOOKl&EW t'R QECt^/yzs 6GCAU&E HeisALiEAtyc (1 vf q6T \KNCWQ UiHATHes pomct^ rswrn o . I . THr iNreiecr\)f)L. Ranger photos by Michael Kailas Cross country team wins UW-M Invitational Three teams parti cipated in the UW-Milwaukee cross country Invitational Oct. 15 and Parkside ran away with first place with 26 points. Milwaukee was second with 29 points and North Park was third with 81 points. Parkside's Tim Renzelmann placed first with a time of 24:36, which broke the old record by 30 seconds. Other Parkside runners, places and times are: Richard Miller (4) 25:27; Mark Hunt *(6) 25:45; Ted Miller (7) 25:45; Andy Serrano (8) 25:46; Mark Manning (15) 26:19; John Brewer (21) 26:59; John Hunt (25) 27:45. Soccer S C or6S The Parkside soccer team won its last three games -against Lake For- „• i„ ' „ «st> St.Scholastra and St. Norbest. The next home game is Saturday, UlL LOrifdo Oct. 22, at 1 p.m. against Dlinois Institute of Technology. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MEDICINE WEEK Caring for Your Emergency Needs Twenty-four hour Emergency Medical Care provided by primary care physicians trained in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Advanced Trauma Life Support. St. Catherine s Hospital has available to you 24-HOURS EVERY DAY, IN or THRU their Emergency Department... • Comprehensive treatment for acute medicai and traumatic emergencies; adult and children. • Treatment and information on poisonings; thru St. Catherine's Hospital's Poisinde®, Milwaukee Poison Control Center, and Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center. • Laboratory, X-ray, Electrocardiography, Respiratory care. • Alcohol/Chemical Dependency (the most treatable; non-treated disease) acute care and comprehensive rehabilitation programs. • Treatment of mental health problems — acute and outpatient programs. • Sexual Assault Treatment Center for Greater Kenosha. • Pastoral Care. • Anesthesia Services — in hospital 24 hours a day. • Lifeline® (com munication link between client and health care responders). • Emergency consultation in all medical subspecialties such as Internal Medicine, Surgery, Orthopedics, Pediatrics, Psychiatry, Neurology, Oral Surgery, and many others. WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU 142 Bh) w 2 Hwy 158 3 1 Hwy. 50 j c II £ Hwy 31 In PHONE 656-3202 St. Catherine's Hospital and Medical Center 3556 S eventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 414-656-3011 Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). Application deadline is Friday, Oct. 21 at 5 p.m. RANGER 19 Thursday, October 20,198C Tennis team loses three more; record at 2-11 jlllfS Jig: Ranger photo by Michael Kailas by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's tennis team completed its dual meet season last week, finishing with a dual meet record of 2-11, including three losses last week, all at home. On Oct. 10, the Rangers hosted Carroll College. The Parkside netters were only able to win one match out of nine. The only winner for Parkside was the No. 2 doubles team of Ann Althaus and Jackie Ritmer. On Oct. 12, UW-Milwaukee was the opponent. This was a return engagement for the two teams. They played each other earlier this year. The result was then 9-0 in favor of the Panthers. The only thing different this time was the site, as the Rangers failed to win a match. However, the scores were closer than in their first meeting. The last dual meet of the year was on Oct. 14 against UW-Green Bay. The meet was close, but in the end the Phoenix netters outlasted the Rangers 5-4. The winners for Parkside were: No. 1 singles, Ann Wernitznig; No. 5, Ann Althaus; No. 2 doubles Wernitznig-Mary Correa; No. 3 doubles Jackie Ritmer /Linda Masters. Despite the 2-11 record, coach Golf team ends season by Mark Feldman Men's golf coach Steve Stephens wasn't at all sad to see the season end at the District 14 championships Oct. 9-11. In fact, he can't wait for next year to begin. "We have a really young team," he said. "It's a solid nucleus to build on. I'm really excited to start." The team placed fourth out of nine teams at the championship held at the Sentry World golf course. During the regular season Parkside appeared in seven tournaments placing fourth or better in each except the opening meet, where it took ninth place. The Rangers maintained a strong balance of experiehced youth and upperclassmen leadership to build what Stephens called "one of the most consistent Parkside teams in years." Youth, which featured seven freshmen and sophomores, was led by sophomore Rick Elsen, who had the best score in five of the seven season tourneys, while senior captain John Schneider provided the experience. "Our upperclassmen were excellent in their support," Stephens said. "They were very serious about the sport, but they also had a good time." Stephens is confident that with a potential seven returnees he can put together a solid team. "We were in contention in every match we played," he said. "We never really got hot as a team, but we were very capable of it." The high point of the season came at the UW-Oshkosh tournament on Sept. 15 in Appleton, where the Rangers took first place in an 11-team field. In that meet, Elsen and Schneider tied for individual second place, both shooting a 74. "It was a rainy, windy day at Chaska (golf course)," Stephens said. "But we played our most consistent golf of the season." The Rangers went on to place fourth in their own tournament on Sept. 30 at Brighton Dale golf course. "I was really impressed with our play this year," Stephens said. "I am very encouraged by our returning players. "We'll play some matches in the spring to look at new players and others trying out. I can't wait to get out there." Ranger needs sportswriters Noreen Goggin was "pleased overall" with the performances of her players. None of her team members has more than one year of college tennis experience. Next year should be a better one for the Parkside netters, because, according to Goggin, they know what to expect. There is still one event for the tennis team, and that is a doubles tournament at Lawrence University on Oct. 22. WELCOME—V SPORTS QUIZ OF THE WEEK 1.) How many Gold Medals did the 1/.S. win in the 1980 Olympics and what for? 2.) Which PRO Football Team holds the record for the most seasons as league champion? 3.) Name the National League pitcher that struck out more batters than any other. How many was it? Oct. 13 Answers: 1.) Harry Stebtfeldt, 2.) Steve ONeal-98 yds.. 3.) Campy Campaneris. Cesar Tovar. Winners: Lori Windhorst, Toni AUard Win your choice of a "Welcome to Miller Time" T-Shirt or hat by answering the above questions correctly. Answers are to be submitted by the drop box found at the Ranger office no later than 12:00 noon on Monday following this issue. Answers are to include name, Social Security number, phone and address. In case of more than one person with same answers a drawing will be held to determine the winner. The winner will be announced in the next issue of the welcome to Miller Time Sports Quiz. Be a sure winner and submit answers today! to TflilLerTu 20 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Athletic funding cut bv Bob Kieclino RANGER by Kiesling If funding levels are any indication, the Parkside administration believes that studying in the library is more important than taking a phy ed class. The Athletic Department's funding has fallen in the last three years because funds earmarked for the department have been reallocated to higher priority programs like business and engineering, or to the library. The department lost two coaching positions and one secretarial position in 1980, based on an Academic Planning and Program Review, an internal review procedure that determines the university's funding priorities. The university had its budget cut that year, and the Athletic Department lost about $100,000. Also a special review of the school s Coaching Certification Program ^as held last year, and it was decided that two more coaching positions would be cut, one this year and one during the '84-'85 year. And since tffe review is normally held at three-year intervals, the department is facing another review Volleyball Women ranked % 20th by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's volleyball team continues to perform at peak efficiency, going 7-1 over the last 10 days. Their record is now at 24-4, which is good enough to get them ranked 20th in the latest NAIA poll. On Oct. 12, Terry Paulson's team defeated Whitewater in five tough games. The scores: 12-15, 15-9, 15-9 14-16, 15-6. Marycrest College was the Ranger's next victim, on Oct. 13. "$be scores: 15-8, 15-5. The Rangers' next opponent was St. Ambrose, on Oct. 14. Surprisingly, St. Ambrose beat Parkside 3- 15, 15-8, 15-8; this was partly due to Paulson's decision to try different combinations of players. On Oct. 15, the Rangers could be found at Quincy College for a fourteam round-robin tournament. Each match was a best-of-three, but Parkside didn't have to play three games in any of their matches. The Parkside girls beat Quincy 15-10, 16-14; they beat the College of St. Francis 15-10, 15-9; tfiey beat McKendre College 15-4. 15-13. Thus, they were 3-0 in the round robin, with semi-finals and finals to go. In the semi-final, Parkside beat St: Francis again, this time 15-9, 15-9. The final, against McKendre, was easier than the previous match. The Rangers won 15- 6, 15-7. this year. The results of the review will not be known until it is completed next semester, but the athletic staff anticipates further cuts. The Athletic Department is reportedly the only one facing funding losses from reallocation, even though every department is reviewed every three years. "Reallocation is really the name of the game," said Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz. "We try to wrestle with inflation." He said the reallocations are designed to meet future needs in some programs by cutting funds in others. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said the areas that are getting funds from last year's review were never clearly identified. "In the priority of things we maybe further down the list," Dannehl said. "It seems like universities should have library books." The only cut the department is facing so far is the loss of the coachs' salaries, he said. Coach Loran Hein has been notified that his contract will not be renewed at the end of this year, but Dannehl said the department has not decided the other position to be cut. The decision is difficult, he says, because "you not only have to work within certain priorities, you also have to work within contractual obligations." The department has had only minor program changes so far however, said Program Coordinator Steve Stephens. "I wouldn't call it significant yet, he said of the cuts. The department will hire some more part-time instructors, Stephens said, to fill the gaps left by staff losses. But he added that hiring ad hoc faculty, specialists in an area, is obviously less than satisfactory, since we don't have full-time instructors." Last spring Dannehl argued against the cuts with then Vice- Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who had the final say in the reallocations, saying he preferred athletic funding levels be maintained. "We obviously don't agree with it," Dannehl said. "We feel that the services we provide are valuable" "If we felt otherwise,"he continued, "we probably shouldn't be here." Parkside ordered to rehire Collum A Racine circuit judge has order- here it occured) that substantial ed that Parkside rehire, with back under-representation or over-reprepay, former assistant basketball sentation of a defined minority coach Rudy Collum. group will occur," said Flynn. Judge Dennis Flynn ruled Tuesday that Collum was denied rights to a fair hearing and Parkside violated its affirmative ^action policy and the seniority provision of its lay-off policy when Collum's job was eliminated September 1982. Collum taught at Parkside for 10 years and was the highest ranking black member in the Physical Education department. Flynn ruled that Parkside placed Collum "into the larger category of minority persons as opposed to reflecting his employee status as a specifically defined minority group." Parkside argued that seven out of 55 employees in Collum's salary group were minorities. Flynn said that only two of these employees were black. "By linking all four minority groups together it is probable (and Collum claimed that he has been denied a fair hearing on his lay-off. Flynn agreed, saying it was improper that one attorney represented both Chancellor Alan Guskin and the committee that made the decision to uphold the termination. Flynn also said it was improper that the UW Board of Regents asked an employee to review the Collum case. Flynn said when the case went from the independent Board of Regents to a tenured faculty member, a "relationship" still existed between the Regents and the faculty member, although he was tenured. Flynn also ruled that Parkside violated seniority provisions of its lay-off policy because there were two employees in the physical Education department with less seniority than Collum, whose jobs he could have performed. 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The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education AnoAe^oodreasOTU^ankwtf^s! 4ReritageBanks Heritage Bank Rarine 3220 Washington Avenue 637-91 (J I "* 1 983 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 31AJI Durand Avenue 554-6500 Mall Office 5610 Durand Avenue 554-5144 HeritaKe Bank and 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 rur»t Member FT.)IC Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 7, October 20, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1bursda October27 1983 • Universi of Wisconsin-Parkside United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley by JeDDie Tunkieic:< News Editor An investigative cornm.ittee was formed Aug. 20 to probe three allegations. The official charges against Bentley, as oulliDed by committee members, cite failure to act in the best interest of studenls of the UWSystem, failure to provide a yearend report, lack of accountability and/or ac<:essibility to General Assembly delegates and member schools, failure to call a special meeting as petititioned by a quorum (7) of member schools, failure to provide mootbly staff reports to General Assembly delegates and failure to uphold and enforce the UC by-laws. A bearing of the General Assembly, which is comprised of delegates from member schools, was called Oct. 16 at Stevens Point to further examine the charges. Bentley was invited to address the situation, but be was not present. The General Assembly met again OCt. 22, 23 and 24 in Superior to take action on the charges against Bentley. At this meeting a letter was read to presidents and directors which was reportedly Bentley's letter of resignation. Jeanne Buenlter-Pbillips. Parkside's student government president. said. "(Bentley) tried to put aU the blame on the .. ecuuve board. r.e. student government prOSldents. In !be last paragraph. the letter states that be will resign only If we compensate him Obviously. we are very upset with that and many people at the meeting saw it as blackmail." The letter contains no signature or indication of the author. "How ...... we to know be even wrote this? We decided not to accept (the letter) because of !be fact that it wasn't signed." added BuenlterPhillips. Therefore, Bentley's alleged resignatioo was not attepled but unpeachment proceedinp began un. mediately and be was of~Uy d - missed as presldellt The General Assembly voted to interpret Its by-laws and designated !be present meeting as the nest meeting of !be lIIRIIlbly. A motion passed ~211 to begin presidential election procedures imJ:nedilIteI Two of Parbide's four ddep voted opinst !be mouoo because ...... felt we t>eeded time to lind out CoDtlallH 011 Pace f After several months of discord .-Ideliberation, the United Cound) of University of Wisconsin Studeal Governments (UCl ousted Pl8IdeDI Scott Bentley. TIle OOIItroversythat led to last ,,*'1 events began this summer .... Bentley was investigated by • seeutive committee to deter- • dlarges of alleged misconduct .. misuse of UC funds. TIle orpnization is supported by U of ... 13 UW-System campuses ad .. funded hy a 50 cent per studill per semester fee collected ...... at member schools. ..... UC Executive Director Tadd 11leissen prompted the investIpIIaa of Bentley. He accused Scott Bentley Bentley of misusing funds to pay his personal parking fines, exceeding budget aUotmenls on a UC trip by $373, spending $1000 per month on UC Mastercard and several counts of misconduct. Activity hour studied by Ken Me)'U The thr'ee-year-<lld activity hour from \-2 p.m. every Meeclay, WedDeOday and Friday is currently being studied by !be University Coaunittee to dim· mine if It would be advantato change !be activities' =- and/or times The activity bour .... instituted in Seplembor 1lIlIO by !be __ aDd StudeDt Life in order to promote gnater partlcipatioll in various departmenls' and orpnizatioos' evellls and meetIDp. Univenity Committee memben agree that the activity boor IS a good tIunc to have, but tbeJ questlolllf it Ichedu1ed in !be best \*Sible way. Peter Hoff said that !be ~ liVity boar was formulated In a 5; ~' since the bad DO input in an iDlIe that _ .............. Hoff said that !be activity boar crates problema mabIII profeaol s' telocbinI ICbeduIes and ICIlednlinI dIs'ooms. Be aIoo said \bat it _ c'- "1would like to reassure the student body that United Council, with the removalof Scott Bentley, has begun the process of solving its internal problems." --Jeanne Buenker-Phillips PSGA President y Halloween the ger staff ~----------------------- I Activity Hour Survey I10order to secure a '""'P'q of stDdeat ...- em wllat, If _,., k. sboold be chanced about !be MWF 1-2 p.m. activity boon, pBoe lID out this 5WVe'Y and return it to the Rqer office, or drop It k _ of the PSGA suggestion bolles. I. Do you feel !be current activity boar sboold be chanced' I -Yes- 0 2. U yes. whidl days and times would be !be best? Days:._ ---------- 1 ~: I Name:: 1 _______ . . .J _..-II!!!!II!!!!!III!II!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!!II!!!!I!I!!!!II!III!!!!!!!!!I11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1---- IL..=L=..=e-=..tt=..=e-=-r=-.s·_to~th--:.,e-E-d-i t_o_r_---11 Why pay to park -pt. 3 2 Tbanday, October %7,1183 Students apathetic To \be Editor: I would like to introduce myself: 1 am a freshman, a husband and a father, I must also introduce myself IS member of lbe majonty-lbe 98.2 percent of lbe student body that did not vote in lbe recent PSGA elections. I realized that lbere were only six candidates running for a possible nine Senate seats SO lbere was no real reason to vote; but lbe Iaclt of candidates and lbe subsequent voter turnout reveal an alarming fact: lbe student body is otremely apathetic, When ~ussmg this sad state of affairs, an upperctassman joked wilh me, saying: "Welcome t~ ParUide!" BeIng a very non-traditiOnaI student myself, I understand lbe pressures and responsibilities that face many of lbe students here at Parkside; but being a non-traditiona! commuter student body IS all \be more reason lbat we should be concerned about and get involved in \be deciSions and processes that affect each one of us every single day we are here. I round out that lbe next PSGA meeting is going to be held on Thursday, Oct XI in Molinaro 0134 at 8:30 p.m. I plan to attend. It IS open to everyone. I hope I am not alone. Joseph Vignieri Winter Carnival committee begins work The Winter Carnival committee met for lbe first lime Monday and elected Valerie Olson chainnan and Chris Hammelev secretary. There are slill open seats on lbe committee for any student interested in planning this year's Winter Carnival. Interested students should contact either Buddy Couvion or Marilyn Bugenhagen in Union 209 or attend lbe meeting at noon, Oct. 31. The carnival's theme will be selected at lbe meeting, and lbe activities' lime-line will be discussed'f!\~~,. ........, ... ....... ~~~·i~~:'·~;·~~ ...,.._.;...:.....;"'-.. .,.-.....:~•.. • . . .. Marines: ' brave and lonely To lbe Editor: For lbose of you who haven't read the previous articles in this series, there is a grass roots level movement on campus to stop paying exhorbilant fees to leave your car unattended in a prairie. We have discovered that our chief of campus security bas an "If you ignore it. it will go away," attitude, He and his stalf of ticket issuers are not good for much else than the narrassment of students. I would like to thank lbe students who by discussion of this problem were able to infonn me that Iwas attacking lbe wrong man by attacking Brinkman. Although Brinkman doesn't deserve a staff and he's ineffectual (he can't even defend himself in the paperl), he is notlbe one who instiluted lbe parking policy or set lbe rates. Al Guskin is accountable. You should consider yourself on the carpet before lbe students. Al Guskin! We still want to know what is done with our money. The American Revolution was fought and won over pennies, not dollars, under similar circumstances! Again Isay "thank you" to those of you who are behind me in this effort to stop extortion on campus, But lbe fight hasn't yet begun. Keep people aware. Citizens of Kenosha (citizens, not students) are behind us. Racine citizens will be. too, if made aware. Discuss strategy and know the issues: (1) Not enough space; (2) inadequate bus service; (3) Exhorbitant rates: (4) Harsh punishment: (5) No alternatives. To lbe Editor: To lbe brave Marines in Lebanon from an ex-Marine: My lbanks to a brave group of men who are doing a lonely job. I hope when you come home you don't getlbe welcome home of lbat of lbe Vietnam vets. I hope the United States bas realized what a mistake lbey made with us. I know a lot of you are there because you were just sent and you really don't want to be there. It's time lor the President to get off his can and do something and stop the murder of Marines. My heart hangs very heavy for your loss of friends and comrades. I hope there are fewer deaths than those of Vietnam. We-need a reason for being in Lebanon that makes sense to all of us-the quicker the better. I hope someone can explain why our men are dying in a fight we don't really understand, but are ordered to fight. But there is no way we can just pull out DOW. "Sorry, Men." From One Marine to Others. Paul E. Johnson Parking issue old complaint To lbe Editor: Do we, as the student body. have to read this garbage about parking? For lbe last two weeks. it bas been lbe same lbing. As a student. I think it is gelling a little old-the same old thing over and over. To lbe students who started all of this I have one thing to say: Pay the lag and forget it. Let's get on with school. We are all adults. Paul E. Johnson, M, A. Davis. WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chernouski, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddata, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS RobbEichhorn. ToddHerbst. Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- • •••~=iiiiiiiiiiii::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.::::::::::::fj:q~.:K:ar~e:n:T~",:nd:e:l.~G:a:ry~Za:lO:ka:r~,::::::::::::: --------:: .. Ken Meyer Ed~tor Jennie Tunkieicz News Ed~tor lohn Kovalic ....•.••...................................•... Feature Editor Michael Kanas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks _Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak ...............••.•.............. Asst. Business Manager R(Jnger is written (Jnd edited by students of UW_Parkside ancl they (Ire solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlent. Published ,every Thursday during the (lcademie year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is orinted by the Racine Journal Timel. . All correspondence should be addressed to, Porkside ,Ranger, Umver· s;ty of Wisconsin·Porkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, W,s. 53141. ed telters to the editor wdl be accepted if typewr,tten. double·flx)C on standard size paper. Letters should be less Ihan 350 words and must be signed with (I telephone number included for veri'ication purposes. Names will be withheld 'or valid reasons. Deadline for klters is TVfilsday JO a.m. for publicatian TlKJrsdoy. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing folse and defa(flOtory content. WeD Day, a bealth fair \bat provided he Itealdt 1af0l'lDAtt. aMIU ...... t P ....... .,.-~ Ott. 11. Forty diHerelit lIH\Ikes were offered, ~ bIoolI ~ dIleeb. ......-e. Well Day beutDg aDd slckle-edl ICfUDiDp. Peer Support reorganizes ., M WbII11ey Nielsen B ""1'1 25 and need help IQ Peer Support is there " IIIp JllU. Poor Support, an organization ~ designed for non-tradiIDIIllIIdonts and problems they IIIJ -.16 began four years '" bod didn't become a major or- ...... lDllIl 1981. Tbil year's president, Pam Brooow..i. IIid one 01 Peer Sup- ,,"'1 IIlIjor problems is that the Ip' 'iDa Is in a transitional peIlld. Loa year'. president graduat- ~ ':.,. Support is reorganizing Iftaawen Slid that this reorga- .... Will lake a tremendous ... ClIliIIIe and they're still de- ::-c ..b1cb direction they .~ GrpnIzation to go. - lblnp are changing and :' .:::e.m slaying the same," ~~ problem according to lid II the lack of members .... IlIIIateen. She said adults ......, bled time because of tWIlo~' making it diffi· nor. 'Olunteen. ....... sre approximately 25 lit ' bat Brouwers said "we .. ':fJ dItennining our member· ~ laid there are two !Ioo. 1Ilomhert-active and inac· IIlrs ~ _ben are volun· .. ""- ~ IUCh things as man , lllUDseI on a regular ""':.. f1I various committees, ~ I!IeIses or work on ori· -.....,.:. In<oming non·tradi- ~ -beTs are the stu1o,J"1Ie Ileed the support but ... ~_sbo: can't volunteer .. ~time. ~ 0Iie IJlODSors many ae- ~ 0/ the major focuses is S !Gr - non-traditional .. ... 'flee m 10 orienlalinns .........1Qdomie year-Ihe next !Gr Nov. 10 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Ill. There are staff and other non-traditional students present to answer questions. Peer Support also has a major program each semester. A seminar on domestic violence will be held Nov. 9 from 12-2 p.m. in Union 106. The event is co-sponsored by the Student Health Cenler. The speakers are: Judy Arnold, the director of the Kenosha Women's Horizons; Stephanie Hansen, director of Racine's Women's Resource Center; and Kevin Hamberger, clinical psyebologist al Soulheastern Family Practice Center. Peer Supporl generally holds meetings the fourth Wednesday of every month. The next meeting is Nov. SO and the topic 01 discussion will be energy conservation. The tentative schedule has alcohol abuse as December's lopic and dis· abilities to be discussed in January. "We want the basic philosophy 10 stay the same-to make people in the organization leel as if they belong, bul we need the visibility on campus," said Brouwers. "It will all work oul. We just need the lime and organization to do It·· I , Odeller n,1JI3 Blood donations The Blood Center of Sootheast· em WlSCOIl.Sin will bold the Paltsi· de Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, 'ov, Ilrom 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, in Union 104. This is a wal1<-in blood driveappointments are DOl necessary College donors are atremely im· portant to the Blood Center AI>" pro:<imately 400 pints 01 blood must be col1ected ~ery day In order to keep the supply in SoutheasteT1l WISCOIISin al adequate levels Aboot 80 percent of these DOltscome !rom moIlI\e blood drive. sucb IS the Campus Crusade conference Graham, a worldwide symbol 01 evancehsm. bas I""ead>ed the Qujo. !ian messace to more people Ibon anyone eIIe in Iustory 1D _ yalI his ministry, lIIUal1y 10CIII0d OIl oty crusades. bas aIJo tDcIoded successful meetmp It sucb 1IlUftT· slUes IS Harvard, OI:Iord and the UaiVenlly of North CarohIla Other speakers include popular Christian wriler.Jecturer E1isabetIJ Elliol Grea; DaUu lbeolOCical 8emiDary prolessor Howard Headrick.!. I nalioaIU,.knoWD radio speaker; welllmowu speaker • aulbor Josh McDowell, of Campus Crusade; and crawford LontU. .. liona\ direct<r of the "Here's Life, IlIadi: America" miDIsIry of Campus Crusade. 0pIl0DaI semloar topics will ... cIude _ on love, praJer, '"" and daliDC, ..... to beciD a penonaI miDistJy 011 "",,', campus. and _ en. Coot of the coofermce. acconhnc to Hayes, will be ..-;, jnehMti,. IodcinIllor live Dights, DOIH'efIlDd. bIe reglSlnlion fee of $25, all conlermce malenals and two coocerts. Further informatiOD is available by wnting: Campus <Zusade lor am.t. KC 83, AIteolion: Matt Sanden :I&«l. Arrowhead Sprinp, San 1IemardJDo CA 92414. Campus Crusade for Christ pr~i. denl Bill Brighl and evangelist Billy Graham head a list 01 well known speakers scheduled to address "KC 83," a national conference for ~tudents to be held in Kansas Cily, Mo. in lale December. Conference director Dan Hayes said thai planners expect some 25,· 000 college and universily sludents, college-bound high school seniors and others to attend the evenl, which Campus Crusade is. sponsor· ing. More than 7,000 regIStrations have already been received, be added. Iional KC 83 wiD be the firsl na conference for students .that the inter-denominational numstry ~ held since il sponsored the JD8SS1ve EXPLO '72 conference ~ Dal1as In 1972. Thai ""eol, in which ~t and Graham also played key ro , drew approximately 80,000 studeD~ and others to Dal1as for .a weel< 0 training in Christian dlsClPteshiP e\ism an~~w.:.ed that the leader· ship 01 the organization's CamPUS Minislry, which normally hosls around 10,000 college and umv:i sily sludents each year In=°and conferences between ChriS this New Year's Day, deCIded thai year was an appropriale lime to Crusade at UW-P? Campus Crusade lor Christ is try. ing to organize a chapter 01 its or· ganizalinn al Parbide. A meeting is scheduled al 12:55 pm. Frida" Oct. 28 In Molinaro 108. Campus Crusade correolly bas 10 to 15 chapters iD WISCOIlSin, includIng Madison, ~, Eau Claire, Oshkosh and MaIquette. bring studeols together iD a sillg1e tional event. na"Frank\y, we are c:onvtnced. that this coofereoce will help iCJIiIe a spirilu.al revohllion amOD8 stadeols that could help alter the course of historY " said JloIer RandaD. din!Iotor of' the Campus ~ and architect of the KC 83 gathering. The eveal is scbedu1ed for Dec. rI 1983 10 Jan. I, 191M,be said. The f";""t will include a variety of well _ speakers and a wide ranee of optional seminan· . Brighl a former busiJIeSSIIWI who left businesS to establish Campus Crusade at UCLA in 1951, speaks annually to thousands of c0llege students on campuses and at major conferences. .,... al Partside. The 0Iber 20 per. cent comes !rom donon eo the Blood Centa·. on e-u1 tao tions in J,Ww-. • a • Ra, cine and Kenooha The Fall Blood Dri,e is red by the Student Health Center. We seeeee Oub and the In rvartily 0ui.sIian Fellowship Construction finishes soon Have you '-' III"OIICIennc when the plaza CXlIISlnIctIOD In II'U.C will be fiDul>ed' wen. !her permit· 1uI&, It will be _ by the lint of ember, puto Lbe P1I eat Plant and the COIlItnIctloIl '" ncbt on _ute ~ _ 0D!y a I IDOl'<! ~ meat -uom 10 pour, J DudJey, P!lysa1 Plant Diredor "11 t the COIlSlTU<tion I eooe very smooLbly Tbe CODtract n hue _ an eI<elIeot JOb," be The I'adope p\antJnc will lake pla<e Ibis fall or nert sprInc. depeoduIc on _!her coodltions and will be _ by P!lysical Plant McDonalds Corporation F.-food rIC'.""- chitin Kenolh. - Zion Recruiting workers See Mike Plate WILe D173 for details by Nov. 3rd '83• . .....0[1 =';= ~rJiJ~.:, !!!!!!!!_~~~;'_!!!!_!!!!!!!I!!!I!!-_!!!!!~~!!!!!!!I!!I_----_!l"'" United Council impeaches Bentley continued from page one • • lBentley's letter of resignation ...e IbouI 1M cudidates:' said ~ ... PbIIh... 'I'1w 0Ih0r two IeIoptes ~ aot ...... t at 1M -- t1IIft people ~ DDIDlDatedto .... lbf.. '(eIW poeWoD. oA' W IDdDdod Sot ZDldarb, UC...... !, '. CbIrtie In, \CadeIIIIc AffaIn DIrt<tO<, ODCI rr-, ....,. ucr- StlIlIeDt \JIOdt'Wt. rice P!IWJent CaDdilaWIOff • IIlort .. '0. ODd ..... tpi!J ".ave wtft aDow~ to tour ..-.. of 1M (0I>- l. eaadidate -.led %> out _to .... has becOme the focal point of activities, I have concluded that there is only one thing to do. My resigna_ tion may put United Council hack on course-at least momentarily' since the past seems to lend litt~ direction to the future. Ibelieve if United Council is to truly recognize its potential, then the Executive Board must be reduced in size and tenos extended to two years. Perhaps UC could institute staggered terms to ensure continuity. UC should serve as a forum to train students for public service; unfortunately, it evolved into a kangaroo court with no due process or justice. II I maintained idealism and had faith in the board, then I would view my role with UC as a chal· lenge and not an abandonment though in the absence of a prof.. : sional board and exhausted by the pettiness, I opt to leave and wish you well. In closing, I ask that I be exoner· ated and compensated for lhe remainder of my term. I feel this is a small price for the pain and humiliation you have evoked upon my tenure. In this situation, members of this board intervened in the internal management of UC and failed to serve as a strong voice for studentsII students of WisCOnsin could benefit from all the time and energy 1M United Council board invested in negative efforts, Ihave no doubt UC would be at the forefront of state student associations. It is rather pathetic that as United Council attempts to evolve, it is held hostage by naive and ignorant board actions. As I contemplted, and later ran for a second term as UC president, Ifelt Icould make a valuable contribution to UC's live\iboOd by lending continuity and experienced guidance. This decision, which Ipersonally equate as a sacrifice, was generous, for I prolonged my leave from school for another year in an attempt to facililate UC's growth. It is with regret that I reflect baCk upon this decision for the Executive Board's actions have been embroiled in parliamentary chaos and little progressive educational advantages have been made in recent months. Since my presidency The following is the complete text of the resipatiOll Ie/ter former Urntcd Council President Scott Bentley submitted to the UC General Assembly, wIJic/J refused to accept the Jetter because it was not !igDed. The Assembly then impMCIJed Bentley· Aside from the presideDtial cbanct, UC acIdJ .... d olber issueS at Its last mHtinI· 'I'1w LeplatiVe Allain Committee caDed for aD In- _ CQIl<OIItrabOll on keepIn& 1M cII1Dk11lc • from beinC raised to II To 1M UOIted Council Executive Board: It Is with frustratiOll and relief that Ibave decided to resign from 1M presidenCY of the United Coun' ciI effective Monday. October 24, 1183. I bave made this decision beca.... I feel that United Council's executive board has becOme ern· bedded an internal politics and has lost sight of its primary purpose-- whicb is to defend the rights of studenls in the higher education arena. It is a shame that there is little, if any, conlinwly in the general assembly. For, l! there were, you as members of this board would bave 1eamed from past rrustakes. I am referring to the mCidents involvlng Bob Kranz a few years ago. _ 1to lloId eIectIoI» ..... ..w _ 01 1M candI- " __ ZIIIdarU _ IM~""'" 1M third ~ with %> _ _ 011IiaI11ln1U11ed • UC t tnIdorb'l lint ~ • UC _ldetlt to _ that 1M UC ollI<e Iocb be cbanted ODd that be ontered to ret.... aDJ • eIr 11II1 III biI po I !CD >....s ",101-" a .-I.... IoD to pcllIDOIe ODd uplift 1M ,."... .atIoD 01 UC and to achIeVe 1M ort1OD's plo ODd purpooes. 'Dortty Aflalrs Committee 8rJed stadeDt .... ernm<ftt presIcIOIIIa to lei more minonly students ia¥oMd in committees Womea's Allain Committ .... dJs. euued poaIble procrams wtuch could be unplernenlcd on cam- ........ 'I'1w GeDera1 Assembly decided to pootp." 1M Leadenhip Legislotlve ConferetK'<! unW January, ODd 1M next moelin& will be 'ov. II, 11 ODd 10 10 Oshkosh At the .next UC committee meeI1ng a rep- .-ntatl .. from the United States Student Asoocialion will be on hand to an reol"lng the problem of arn1lqwly In UC try-la .... It "Country Matters" cancelled "A CONVICTION IS developing among Christian college tudents today. It's a conT!Je production of "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," origina1Iy scheduled for Tuesday, Nov. I. al Parkside has been cancelIed due to contr2ctual problems between the organizer of· 1M show, Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Cal. and its actors. viction that say) 'Hey, if other people can a err their beliefs on campus) then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" _"!'!""! .... ~_Josh McDowell KC 3 I a onee-m-a-eollege career expenenee, tIl\ 01\ 101: Ul' to 25,000 tudem and faeult\. Held In Kan a ClI} •• \\ OU£l, from Decem~r 27, 19 >, to Januar\' I, 19~. Ihe e nferen e will im'ol\"l: learning how to make an eternal mark for Chri t. peakeI'> will mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Eli abcth Elliot • rawford Loritts Marilyn Bugenhagen, Parkside assistant coordinator of student activities, said the entire nationwide tour of the production has been canceUed. She said tiCkets were not available al the lime of the cancel· Iation so nooe had been sold. Book sale The Library ILearning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. I, I and 3 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Levell. Approximately 1,200 bOOkscovering a variety of subjects will be .. - cluded, Most hardcover bOOkswill sell for $1 and paperbacks for 2S cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gill ilems that are not needed for the lib~ collection, according to Hanne10re B. Rader. direclor of the LibrarY ILearning Center. ..... _.... .! lecepliotl for dooec ....... ted Ia ........ C. ,., CO' Ide for am.t Fricblv Oct. 28, 12:55 p...... JIIoIbvo 109. Or ~ 'Hide ("')274-3563 '- ... ~ - ea.pas en.. ..... '- am.t or KC83. ~--=- - --- KC83 ~ - - ---;,,;;;;:;.. .....-~ ~~ (amru OIIlCce(.amru (ru aJdorChn \ ....r"'whc J "rrlng e .an BcrnarJlno. CA 92414 711 6-~224. c I <;,00 DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th SI, Pb .. e 654·2«)32 - pALS !II!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!J!!!I!II!!I!!!!~WLL::C~In:fo:nn:ati:'o=n~d:es:k~was:~aIso:~::::::::::::::::::::::~;;~hi~·~G~8:m:ma u pALS (Parkside Active Student discussed. CI bU Events J.lIdeIS in Session) met Monday The second annual student or. IIIlIIiJIC tAl discuss various student ganization Christmas Party is Idiftties. PALS consists of student scheduled for Friday, Dec. 16 in ... from the student orgamza- Union Square. More details will be ... Preseat were: Mark Scholzen ironed out at the next PALS meet. -' (]Iris Hammelev from PAB, log Nov. 7 at 7:30 a.m. ~ PbilliPS from PSGA, Ken IIo!" /rom Ranger, Valerie Olson _DID Galbraith from SOC. Ab- ....... Pam Browers from Peer IIPPGrl and Mike Scoon from fSGA. diIcossed included the up- :'DaY on Campus" for area ~ IdIool students. The orgamza- .. .... recruiting tables set up .11oo coac:ourse in order to show .......... 11 what their organiza- .. will do. The possibility of stu- .. tolanteers "manning" the Minority law conference 1IIe ow Law School is hosting a IIiIorIlJ pre-law conference on OIl. I' aad 15. The conference will lie IIeId at the UW Law School in ...... 1IIe pi of this conference is to .... ,uD interested people in the .......... available for minority ...... at American Law schools. ftiI procram is open to all who ._Iaterest in studying law, re- .... of their year in college. 1IIe tllllIIeience is being co-spon· .. .., IlIIdl Law Students Assn- ... the Indian Law Students 'III "he, the Latin Law Stu· .. oWodalion and Student Bar , "'M, ..... be discussed are: Law .... Preparation, Law School !b' I c Test (LSAT), Admis· .. OIIIria, Financial Aid and - Opfortumties. 1IIe JIllInm will begin on Fri· _f,.1IL with Welcome by Law ..... Dean Clifford Thompson .... lI,lIote address by Howard ,., IIoretary of Employment ...... for Governor Earl. A re- .. Wm follow. The Saturday ..... becins With Registration • ... IJD.. followed by workshops :. Itlapks mentioned above. In 1fternOon. participants will take ~ 1.lIIOdllaw school class, a - J*DeI and an alumni panel. ~ ,. ftcistration information. 8ltpben Rocha, Assistant .. : Law Bldg., UW·Madison, 1I1S. Prd,lieations' II1orkahop ~ GoIdon-Ross will be fea· !'If .... speaker In a work· ... lIlIIIId "Employee Publica· "-- It be IIeId on Wednesday. ~.PJn. in MolD Dl05. Gor· • ., Illllistant to the director '!IIiii I Ilion at St. Luke's lIlli IIIlacine. She writes and ~ IItWIIetter for hospital ern· ~ lidbet presentalion will ;;;:.., """-to's" of newsletter .,':::' hlp Is being sponsored l\r"j ,. from Organizational ~~. 1II~1aa1lll22ll.AIIaculty and .. "*ome to attend. INS 'I\ctets for the .,., 15 ~·s ~ ...........IOId in the IlIoImM'O <OD<IlIInl! !llr II. lld<rdamDer! 1D:terated III an arm of ~ ....-.d to join t.hIs basIDea 1rIImuty. A pope< dme II ....... belli UDtd the md 01 Nowmbe< Any pope< UlBIribut><xII will be ~led CIII SaDy Sdtrader at Ql-7MI to amqe !llr • pict"", or bnnc tbmt to the _ e--aI _ .-me '.,.,7 at I pm. ID U 20l ISO The International Student Organ. ization (ISO) will be meetiog Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. in Union 107. A video tape will be shown, "Isfehzu", and a discussion on our upcoming Nov. 4 party. HSO An organizational meeting of the Hispanic Student Organization (HSO) will be held on Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. In Moln 107. Studerlll interested in assuming a leadenhip role should attend. More information can be obtained by contacting Toby Gomez in WLLC Dl75 (Student Development Office) or by calling 553-2578 . UWPDT The uw·p Dart TeIIll <DMiIIcted the lint IIlI1f 01 its Team QuaJWo:. lioll Tounwnet>I last Friday. The lounwneIlt will contiDue 011 Fnday, Oct. 28 at L30 p.m The pme to be p ye:I IS Crrlet The top Icur players will represent Partside in matrbes opinst the LaCroae Dart TCIID and othen. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DA'IS IN A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time ~SOLDOUT* -::.. $269 WITH TRANSPORT ATIO JANUARY 1-' Arrongtm1'''U !I" (CHOTRAVELI'oiC . • LEGE DAYS" PACKAGE THE OFFICIAL ~~g~ACHTRANSPORTATlON. INCLVDES M<;'~VXVRY CONDOMlNIVMS RIGHT SIX NIGHTS A E FOVR DAYS UFTS. IN STEAMBOA Ty '::~'v~~GIANT PARTIES, AND ~~~~~~:;::DGREATTIME. . _ . "~·~S NOW TAIUNG NAMES FOR WAll'ING LIST SIGN UP AT THE UNiON BUILDING· ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 , RANGER nu.,. OctAlller %7,1113 Parking permits Where does all tl!~_~Jll1eygo? . Each and every year at registra- ~~~ time, a question arises: · ere does our money for parkmg perrnits go?" · "Money received through park- :rpernut fees goes to a variety of ere~t areas," said Ron Brink- ~, director of Campus Securit ·It covers the cost of repainng a~d uutiaJly purchasing snowplows a sn~wblower, a striping machine an a street sweeper. It also a s for the mainlenance of the part~g areas such as light re . ment' pairs, paved . repairs and salt for the ice urmg the Winter months Tw dl • patching positions are . eluding fringe benefits P~d for, insales tax is also char . 5% state nue by the state ged on all reve- "Th . e money also co a typewriter and vari vers postage, ce supplies used b ous other olliff ' y the Sec o Ice. It also pays f urllies and stickers needed ~r the plaques also covers the cost ~r parking. It and the installati 0 the Slgnage Around 'An 000 a on of the Signs th """, year IS tak . e revenues to pay ff en from And, it also covers lh~ th~ loan. the Racine and K services of services" said B 'nkmenosha bUSing P .' n an arking permit f . meter coinage f' ees, parkm o . ,mesand·· mcome make u th interest for Parkside's Ps e total revenue ecunties De ment, governing ca partmamtenance of th us~tlOn and "T e parking otal revenue f areas. $229,000. This rna s~r parking IS of money until fh und like a 101 Justified. Total e e expenses are $227 000 xpenses com , annually" ta e 10 man. ' s ted Brink· Parking system lici by state law R po cies are set the Parksid~ ~gent rule and/or Committee. The a~pus .Planning sists of staff f \ommlttee conrepresentativ~s aa~Udt~and student for recommendi IS responsible the operatin ng to the chancellor annual bUdg:ts""licles, as well as ticket polici ,parking rales and cies, Regent poli . fee for the :: requires a parking dents as w Pll king of cars by sluvisito;". Th~ as facully, staff and that the "f :Olicy also requires er the co:~ :fsufficient t~reeovmainlenanee of t~onstruction and ties." At Parkside ~h';:~hasfaciliIncreased to been "local" contrib ~so provide lhe cits in the op U ,on to offset delibus route to c: tion of the Racine service from th P;S and the shuttle ing lot. e allent Hall park· more "Parking per '1 if th rm s would cost were paid e ~ampus police officers The police Ofr'°ugh this revenue. fied b th icers have been cerf for is;uin: ~ta;e'Jhe usual practi~ issue two w ~ n~vIOlation is to suing an ac~:mg ti~ketsbefore islong as the t I parking citation as not for the wo warrung tickets are Brinkman same charge," staled ee:~o~n added that he is no exmit f paYlOg the parking peree. He ton Iy. "I don't . pays out $35 annual, because 1 :,nd paYIng it (the fee) going to ow that my money is conelud;,ard B . unavoidable costs," nnkman. . 0 15- Dance fe~erstirs with Seven &Seven \ p---- ~ e 'I1liS week's movie is Nighl ollhe • DeId. This classic horror ... IIjust in lime lor Halloween. • lIIIl be showing in the Union QIIIDI Thursday, Oct. 27 at 3:30 p.&, Friday al 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.& IDlI Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Ad· ... is $1 lor Parkside students lid $liar guests. .*** •••••• Come enjoy Halloween night lIoIIday. Oct. 31 at the Union Squn this year with the Milwauk· • boIId Those X·C1eavers. You .., !lave heard their song (You IIIde My Heart) Skip • Beat on the ndit IDd 00 their album. H ,... come dressed in a costu- .. ,... get 50 cents 011 the alrea- ~ price 01 $1 for Parkside IlIdeDts and $2 for guests. Rernem1Ilr lhat you must bring along your PIIaide ID and an age !D. Doan open at 8 p.m. .*** •••••• CaIIle reIal during 12-2 p.m. and lollp.m. and listen to the music of ..., DnIIe. at this week's Collee- ... 1I'.1a1lle Union Bazaar on Wed· ....,. Nov. 2. Everyone is wel- _ Come __ U lake advantage of this •**.* ••••• 1111 tIdeos playing this week are ........ Bird" and U Jobnny La- .... PalIIo •• e Party," both from SCTV. All are welcome to see these videos m the Union Square on Monday at 1 p.m., Tuesday at 1 pm and Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. . . •••••••••• . Tuesday night's movie is "Wesl Side Story." It's playing in the !lnion Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission IS free. All of the above events are sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• The first theater production 01 the year is "I Am a Camera." Performances are Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. The tickets are $2.50 for Parkside students, facultyI staff and senior citizens and $3.50 lor others. See other articles this week (or more details. •••••••••• Mark Eichner will be direction the Parkside WiDd EDsemblets concert at 8 p.m. tonight in the Union . Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. •••• * ••••• parkslde's Health Ollice is sponsoring a Blood Drive on Tuesday, Nov. 1. Everyone is encouraged to donate. It's from 9 a.m to 3 p.m in Union 104-106. AWeek at the Park X-Cleavers X-citement by Sarah Uhlig ~ :-BauXoCIeavers bring their ~;~ brand of music to Parkside I oween bash. :J) ~ ~";7/;;~NST: ~ 632-5879 ll' oerin.a j RACl~E. WI 1.1: -1lIa_ 'Vd Glue IOllleone yo... love something they'D love. 15% DIeco ... "': MId 1 0% =:-RlagSe .. We feature J1RTQ1~~Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings Milwaukee's Paradox Theater w.rn be putting OD the play "Mid· Dlghl Dream" at 8 p.m. OD Wednesday . ~ickets are available at the Union Information Center • Che,,)' Chase and hi partners are arms dealers. They sell second-rate weapons to third world nations. But they're not out to tick it to anyone. CHE\'YOiA E SIGOl"R: ;"EYWEA\'£.R GREGOR\' m.OES A \\1LLJA." FRlEDKI. 'FIL." . STEVE n "-JON A\ . lET PROOC IN ASSOCIATION \\lTH Bl'D "ORKJ,' PROOC nos "DEAL OF THE CEoOTl'R'"' Muaic I» ARTHl'R B. RlllJ. STEJ. Execuli\'e Producers.lOS ,,\ . lET. STE\'£. TISCH, PlU.1.. BRJC Produced by Bl'D YORJ{I.· Wrillen 1»' 00.1.. BRI K.\lA:' Oir<ded by \\1UJA)1 FRlEDKJ.' IPG''''' - ... '..~.. ~~_~..... • • 0 -- -..,. ..-....- OPENS AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU NOVEMBE 4th Snap Shots J Am I Caroen," a play set m tile oodaI and _ Ie<IuI climate 01 1m _ and w!lIdl drroDklos !be artivilJos 01 ----".,., IiIIod with lasdDalloD, __ Inn, IS 1be laD IDIID state produdlaa _ 1_ <OlU«1IUye ............ at PIrbIde. 1Am Camera" wnllt!ll by JobD v. 0rult!II and blood on 1be ~p/UcaI boot by Cltrlstoph r I erwood. "BerUn .... ...,. TIle wwl< ed 10 !be Broacttny m !be \All Ulled " II olthe \Ddre,. Brh llUH! Rebecca JuII II of ") .\m .\ Camera" me ...... GermaDy Roman new. 1liIbt<1ubs thn,ed 1'brou«h 01 au. people SU!\1ved," "Lite I drawer fllll of old cancbd pboIns of lam1Jy and friendo. ....e .,., dnwa 10 !be seenungly .eal-life people who are surprised and cap- _ by Isbe ..""",fs 'camera';' PerfO<ltllD<eS in the Commuru, calion Am Tllealer, .,., II 8 p.m. on Fndays, Oct. 28 and NoY. 4 and Saturdays. Oct. 251and Nov. 5, and I 2 pm. on Sunday, Oct. 30, Advan<e U eb and reserved seI' ,aVlJlabJe al !be UIlIOII Info<· ma!>on dek, .,., $250 lor students. _ atums and UW-P slaIl, and $3.50 fa< 0Ih<n. Tlcll.ets 01 !be door 1ft S3 and $4. Fo< ""'"' mfa<malloD call 5$3- Zl45 or 5$3-2581 loft Van ~'luIC the prod tla1Iy .. 'lDIIpoh<l!s' 01 I JfOIIP 01 lriftIds who IMd 11ft"WO<Id 'II' 0 BorUn. wIleD tbIt dly was I , rilln8l JDIICIlet fa< Earn- ...... IIdIer and !be Nm r-rtl' ~ ..... i", ral\JUIIlIIId \It. t*****************t * A ~~~ER OFBEVERAGE-it .... --HASE OFANY O,·E'Ol'I'(). PER ~ ..... ~ fT .-ro~n:R ~ * F~~~ OlE! 0 1.\ .... "Ill I~:RI.' /I ...~; . PIZZA 633-6307 ~ ~ THRrIP .. 2\ To I III TJ RA I.'F. ~ ******************-it Let's get sornelhing straighl right oil, nus may 01- fend some 01 you, and il may re~Mmaodny o::~~ Lord, I may even be shunned Jrom the ern Club," so stand back if you are easily shocked, ake I have a ralber unpleasant announeemenl to m . I find lbe female body attractive. WhatlS worse, I actually find some females mo~ attractive than others. And it gets even more sordid .. I actually have been known to stare as an attractive Iemale passes by I don't ever remember drooling, but, gosh. if you don't think it's torrid enough already, I think lbere is something seriously wrong with you. You see I consider myself a modern man. And as such I co~,der it my duty to rid lbe world of lbose nasty sexist habils !hat have built up over Ibe long eons of human history. You know what J mean. Like rIDding females attracuve. I suppose I have genetics or something to blame. There must be some biological advantage to have men linding women attractive, and vice-versa. But Lord belp me I just can't figure it out. Il I were 0 religious man. I would have to think that God, on his her, its wisdom had something in mind wben be endo ....ed men and women wilb diflerent pb)"ical characteristics. . But. I ask m}'SelJ time and again, is it a sin to fmd other members of the male species unattractiYe, sexuaIIy~' , I suppose so. Otherwise I ....ouldn·t feel so gwlty about leehng the way I do about ....omen. ow don't get me wrong. I realize lbere are many WI}" to judge a person's potential. Looks are prohably way do,." on !be list. It's just !hat I'm human, I baYen't got the time to stop every woman I meet and engage her in a discus· sion about the quantum lbeory or James Joyce. Espedally ....ben I'm late for class. ********** However, my friends, my tale is far lrom complete. You see, 1 do not feel personally responsible for the past tweDty-flve thousand years of history. hny women, most in lact, do not think I should be. But, being a modern man, I guess f would have to go along wilb the o!hers . Unfortunately, lbe flesh is weak. I don't feel responsible for lbe fact !hat my great-great-grandlalber did not auow women to ,'Ote, I think it was wrong 01 him to do so, of course, but I just wasn't around to try to influence his decision in Ibe slightest. Now, lbere are \bose wbo say lbat society over au was to blame, and !hat men suffered as ....en (albeit not nearly as greaUy!) as lbeir female counterparts; but to say !hat smacks 01 sexism. Imagine! 'i'r}'ing to absolve today's man of aU the sexual wrongs of history, What is !be world coming to? One might just as well claim thai au men are not mad rapisls, !hat lbey sbouId not be surgiaDy altered so as to be able to become pregnant as well, or !hat Ibey should not au be hned up against 0 wall and shot for history's wrongs, But no. Like a fool I accepted the fact !hat my girl. friends ....ere au ph)"icaDy weaker !han I. Thus J committed !hat most heinous of au chauvinistic crimes! I _' ., ~_L' ,', " So It Goes by John Kovalic actuaUy carried their books and heavy bags. Makes you sick, doesn't it? Well, I tried to repent. I tried to believe that I had 10 go through penance each day for be,ing a male. But those whips can hurt alter a while, y know? *********** So I got to thinking one night. What if we actuaUy acknowledge lbe fact that men and women are really, physically different? What if we consider the possibility lbat all lhoae men throughout history were not really more bestial lban we are today, but Ibat their attitudes toward women were merely manifestations of the society in which Ibey were raised? Perhaps eyen trying to thlDIl any olber way was so radical that it was abnost lmpossible for lbem to eyen imagine a world of equality, Perhaps I wasn't, as some of the women in my cluses would have me believe, personally responsible for every injustice women suffered over lbe years, So I phoned my friends at the "Modem Man's Club." But they called my attitudes prehistoric and repressionary, And anyway, hall oflbem were out h.. • ing their daily dose of guilt. However, Ibat did not stop my mind from reeling at Ibe consequences of my train of Ibought. Since men and women are physically different, where does \bat leave me? Then, late one night, I woke up in a cold sweat aDd discovered the truth that my subconscious was tryiDc so desperately to hide! I was -a closet heterosexual! It was a dillicult fact to face, but 1 had to meet it. All lbe sigJ'lS were lbere. Attraction to women, desires for close relatioJ'lShips, eYerying ... Right down to my lascinatlon wilb Victoria Principal. I was -a heterosexual. ********** Thus my story ends, It is not pretty, but J felt it had to be told. There are still men out there wbo feellilte I do, You may even be a "helero" yoW'SeU. But JUst remember: lbe number of women wbo want us dead is relatiYely smaU. They are lbe ones wbo lilte asking where lbe humaD race would be without lbem. Just abnut lbe same place it would be wilhout UL Collum wins first round Coaliatoed from Page IZ Board of Regenls before it reached !he state court. He said. however, the decision was essentiaDy Ibe administration's_ "Up to !hat point (when Collum tooIt the case to court) I don't believe Partside bad any legal assist. ance per se," said Tallman. But Nicholas Burckel, wbn was !be cbance\lor's e>:ecuti\'e assislant at Ibe time, said Parltside "consulted wilb lbe uniYersity's legal counsel ot Ibe UW-System in Madison." He said Talman was Parkside's legal adviser in lbe case, Henkel said Parkside had clearly made several mistakes when lbey decided to lay 011 Collum. "Olberwise I wouldn't be taking the appeal and suing lbem in Fed- 'eral Court," he said. He said an appeal by the Regenls would tie lbe case up long enough so !hat Collum would not return to Parkside, because his contract would haye expired 1his summer. "I dOD't tbink from a practical viewpoint the administration at UW-Parltside is going to be happy to embrace RUdy hack into the anns oflbe university," he said. Whit-, whole weekend, huh? Oh goody! (Be gentle.) Bill, get your goddam cartoon in by Monday!! F.E. (BLOODY VIKINGS) Classifieds For Sale !S8-It Model III 16-K computIf with tape deck; programs idiJable. 634-3473. CIr PIrlS: Various AMC, Chevy _ and transmission. 552- .7. fIIMIII SA-5000 Stereo receivIf I mo. old. 50 watts per, .., features. Cost $350; will l1li lor $250. Call 639-1905, Joe, _3 p.m. Wanted ..... WaDled: Women's barbeI'IbOP barmony rehearsal, 1IlIIday nights. Racine Holy QlmDunion Church, 2000 W. l1l\I St. "SIdle Break" Wanted-4 per- .. to share a Sheraton Hotel IIlMD in Ft. Lauderdale on the Slrip with 2 girls. Must have l1li transportation. 681-0411. Miscellaneous .lit you ready for "Old Man 1Imer" ?? Tune·ups, reasonaIIIe. Evenings, 694-4864, ask for 1ft. Earou DOW in Strip Cribbage IOI-guaranleed fun! JoiD the biggest and wildest party, up in Madison. Sarah, I love you!!! IKE. So do I. Guess Who? Madisoo is nothing compared 10 Punch and Judy. Don't Miss!!!!! Halloween party, Salurday, at Madison. on Stale Street. Rick Luehr has a sick perverted mind. (And the girls love it!!) People who talk during movies should buy their Editor meals and beer every day! '\II&alng with the Friends aI WIn Maurer," Friday, Nov. II; 1:3&-7:30 p.m., Holiday Inn, _Silth Ave., Kenosha. Tick- *1$; cocktails, $1. Gov. Tony lil.liiIJ be in attendance. Mother cat part Sia- ... to good homes only. 652- .. .... IDd Calligraphy. Speedy 8VIci. Call Louise, 654-4505. Personals U I want some paper'!!! IIOOO!! Opus. ~e: Last Saturday .., great. Blow Chow Lately?? IIaIae Warming? Smack. =: Readefesl is coming! ! lID. Wldl: Nice French toast ... cIesaert!! f!iIey Maidens: Meet me at my llnited House at Kenosha's ~ Center. Oct. 30 and 31. - p.m. Count Dracula. c....r Club: OPUS is ....... You!! ;"i" Middle- aged grounds- .. Wearing safety glasses Ill. Wanda. ~ ~ are on sale at '- II Fleet. Fran. Irs • Boy! I wanna be an :::'~ John K. (By the way, tulations!! ) to ~love you. (Embarrassed? uld be!!) Carson. ::. ...,. Sancller is still alive! I "" f:U too, and you don't It. be embarrassed. Dimp- . SCHNAPPS Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.P. McGillicuddy achieved fame and r tune throughout Canada. They say .or . ailed his special concocuon c Mentholmint Schnapps had a tas~ so refreshing going in, so smooth go~ down, that thirsty trappe,rs came rom miles around just to buy It. Dr McGillicuddy is long ~one, ~t his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on In your favorite tavern or liquor emporium'McG'llicuddy'S Mentholrnint Try Dr, . 1 the rock , or Schnapps straJ~ht up, on \\,a you with your favonle beer. Any t~ so cool, pour it, schnapps never taS o.'t MIss!!! ~. Halloween party <!Very class penod Rhet<>- ric!!! ~ .. Molly DabIIaI ~ )'OU Friday at the BIG 8.\. KEOFF DEARS LET'S DO OUR BEST • OT TO START THE PLACE 0, fIRE, SHALL WE DAHU:"G' )'OIlI' ('UlTeII1 P cko ill or A1umru Cud and tbe IInl beer IS OIl us cal PIzza._ where In Raone Val: Let' have some ~bral sex K H Roberta: I think I wanl tuna 1<>- mghl. Dudley. Robert: I think I'U go WIth the hamburger!! Cradle-Kid Goddess, \'irgia or Wllcb' lmages o[ women In myth and Iuslory. October 28. 7:30-9:30 pm 62S CoUege A'e .• Racine ,-------------....., I SI.5t tNTltOOUCTOaY aEFU '0 0Ff'U , F1lOM DIt M<GILLlCUIlDV I 10 recer r $I ~ <dund, fdl_ litis rd'ulld .... I lana and " with lbr aodo bel 1_ tilt no.! I orh ......... O' M.;(i --.. I 0. .\k(i~lio:__ SI so Rtfulld 0Ilrr I PO 8m m, Dopt 2. ..... , TX 79f'l\ I . ME E__ I I 1 I I I I I "'=""- I I IMPORTED FROM CA ADA ., ._'" J Wild Life ,.---__ ---, M'; ~~/r>a.rJ I'\~ f~ES lOEI>ff' OUE"~ ) IlT; nMe:,~ P'( Pf?S3ID!l'Jf II,) \)lEW OF 1ltE rea:~r '1'003$1 TO Be SErv t»N6- ouR Sots AUO\l~ TIle IVOR\.O.1Jlt) c..ol'\B/\T CO\lt.D YOIl (rIllE" U~ $CMe-' RE"- } /+S">UR'ONC.E Tll1'lr '1'00 R PR'J'I\£ ctJ OO~fi~~ ~ /~ =::5r-_ - he Funny Paper Caper ftJuuuuD • Krazy Kowalik's Kostume Kastle Our popular "Knife wielding •.•and of kourse our famous madman" Kostume for tbe "Karen Karpeoter" Kostume. Kiddies... KIosel extra. . n b •• tTJ4T.Ji7aT.. % b Cd •••• ~1JJtTJJIl7.J:Ll:L1Ci' n • ~-.itil .. n .-..atC'l..""'r.£T.l.."trtuJtiJt7 WJl1CJ'CLT.unorJOTJ.1rJ.TJ:r11Jo7.LT..::n7.L1J:C1t::7.J'1JJCCt1Otu7J.ifi1Ll:UJ1III HALLOWEEN PARlY WITH THOSE 8 X-CLEAVERS UNION SQUARE MON. OCT. 31 DOORS OPEN: 8 PM II Student '2 Guest soc off cover If you wear a costume UW-P~:'ulred The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater ---. =we C Nuke da Smur]s by Nick Thome In recent years, there has been .. startling increase in the surplus smurf population. Oh sure, they're cute, but there are just too many of those litlle blue suckers. Congress just passed a two-week hunting season, yet that just isn't enough. I don't know how that one Smurfette does it, but there are more smurfs every day. They are on drink glasses. They are on TV. There are little smurf figures. They even make smurf garbage cans. I'm smurfed out! I can't take it any more! He's breaking up! He's breaking up! We can make him better. Nuke the Smurfs. Yes, that's right. Nuke Em All, before it's too late! Hey, we have too many nuclear bombs and too many smurfs; maybe we could slow the prolifera. tion of bombs and end the prolifer· ation of smurts. All it would take is one or two small nuclear blasts and tbose lillie furry lue creatures would be small fiery creatures. Those who didn't get toasted from the initial blast would surely die of radiation sickness. Itsounds rather cruel, doesn't it? (Yes, but necessary.-<!d.) Well, at the smurf's present rate of growth, our country will be overrun before 1984. That's right. Those litlle blue buggers could get a smurf in the White House in '84. In fact, Papa Smurf is going to announce his candidacy next week. The time is now! Join the Nuke Da Smurfs movement before it's too late! Know your Feature Editor II n.na. Otto\le< !'l.1 X-Country places 5th Intramurals ~ Palricia Cumbie Al flIri/ying Springs last Satur- .... men's cross country team fItIIA SIb out of 25 competing ... the top five placing teams _ Norlb Central..56 points; St e- _\'IIlDl. 6>; D!inOlS 51. Benedict, III Lulber, l3t; and Parkside, 165. ...... '. Tim Renzelmann took .... ""11, with a 25.18time on s ... eourse. Coach Lucian ... eommented: "Tim ran a ... _; be always does well." l1II- linisbers afler Tim were: ... IIlIIer 154; Ted Miller 41, ,., &emmo 47, Mark Hunt 50, MJIanning 108 and John Brew- .1101 .... up soon are the NCAA news RegionaIs and the NCAA championship. In order to qualify for the NationaIs the team must place in the top three at the Regional meet "Our chances look good, there ar~ a couple of tearns coming that f don't know what they're like. The two toughest teams are North East Missouri and Indiana Slate, EvansVille. We should give them some competition at least," said Rosa. The NCAA Championship meet is going to be held here on Parkside's National Cross Country Course. "By this time the tearn will be running full strength, all of my runners will be well, including my number one man, George Kapheim," said Rosa. "I am really looking forward to the race." The fall season of mtrarnural 1)1- leyball on UnIOn pad came to a eeeclusion Ocl. 18 Winners of the league were the Brew en.w, followed by Chess m 30 Minutes in seeond, Three Gals and a Guy m lhInI and The Team m fourth place In nag football competition, some confusion existed last thUDday as to whether or nolto play games in the rain, The rain out, so all games were mo'ed bact Concluding play is as folio Tuesday. Oct 25: 4 p m , PAB vs. the "V" Team. 5 p.m.. _ute Ethanol vs. Jerk OIls. 6 p.m., Gladiators vs. the Mass Wasters. 'Baseball Rangers win ampionship ~ Mark Feldman "'Be !be Milwaukee Brewers _aIIIpicuously absent from the ...... p1ayofls and World Series, ItMnslde baseball team won It........ southern Wisconsin ..... 'II League championship •• 1-2 record. \oogue, wbich consisted of --'UW-Milwaukee, Marquet- .......... County Technical a..o...:... - put together by head _ C»ICb Ken Oberbrunner ... lite unpredictable spring =- washed out many sched- ..... .... !lad as many as 16 games ..... oat last spring," Oberbrun- -. "When the weather is ~"'1Ilofall, why not play then? .Ilancers played four games lie lIln!e teams except Wau- ... 1lIlere they had two rained .", ~ splitting with Waukesha, llMlIt three out of four .... Marquette and swept all four IJW·M. .. Oberbrunner hoped to drill :: ~ hit-and-run baseball, • ~ have found runs from ... IIeapected source-the home .: a double beader with UW-M, tIt ..- SCOred a 22-3 victory in 1liiie and came back with lIlrasbinc in the nightcap, hit- =.- round-trippers in the ~ .... really pleased with the ;: played," Oberbrunner said. ... to !be play the game in the ..... \lellpeelive, and not wait ......... fur the hig inning, but ifs ~ pleasure to see the ball go .... -leace." ~=::ncarried five pitchers , all freshmen. Dan Elled the corp with a 4-0 ;:"" Randy Spiegelhoff fin- .... to refine some of the ... on the pitchers," Oberbid. "UT __ .:n L __._ n 1.......... way to go, but I was very impressed." "They didn't walk many and threw strikes, made the other tearn hit the ball." And as the other team hit the ball, the Rangers played tough defense, turning 10 double plays and throwing out four rUDners at home plate during the season. "The team spirit was really turned on by the defense," the coach said. "The spirit was really up. We also got a lot of timely hils to drive in some runs." Scott Brieznk and Tom Weipert were in a close race for team ~ttlng leader going into the last senes of the weekend, both battlDg close to .450. bo t Oberbrunner is optimistiC a u the spring season. "I hale to make predictions, there are lots of th.1Og5 that can happen, but I am hopmg for the besl." . While the Rangers were mlSSlng key players on the fall team,. they will hopefully return to the lIneup next spring, along with promtslDg transfer students Kurt Kun12, Kyle Backus and Dwayne Mclean. "We played without John Hyatt, our center fielder and caplaID, "'t Joel Maier," Oberbrunner sal "Shawn Patterson is playIng basketball, but we hope t,~ have them all back in the spring. , Women s fastpitch softball tryouts Any woman student who is \:':~- ested in trying out for.:;~~\~ womens fast pItch L' da Draft should contact CoathChhlO ed buildat Ext. 2317 or ID e P Y 0 . The team does have pre-seaso ;~~tice and any potential members should participate. Thursday, Oct 27' 4 pm .• Absolute Ethanol vs. the 'Y' Team. 5 p.m., the Grapplers vs the Blitzed The standings for the Ieog.... after sis games 01 play ~ The Grapplers 4-2 The Mass Wasters 4-2 The Blitzed 4-2 Gladiators 4-2 FEELCHEAP! IT 00 FEELI G! FRI. & SAT. 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"This Is a r-i f'DIS - !be D ...... Collum an aca- layoff in the middle of a con'-- boD 10 ,- off .-, ' . term " ~"" . -, ber of tbe AthletiC . cIomir Jla/I ": laid off last Flynn ordered Parkside to roIlirt Dopor1meDt was Collum .with back pay. The dl!<isbl SopIember appealed 10 !be eircuit WIn be m effect unless the Board of ~ !be Board of Regents Regents decides to file an aPI>eIL ~ !be PaltsJde admmislra' Lee Da!ton of the Slate Attorney . d . . General s office, who IS represenl. ua;:,' Ius"':ion, Flynn said that,; ing the SYS~,. said a request for ParbIde and !be Regents had Iol- I j./ an ap,peal IS m our office right 10 ~ Improper procedures In ,t, now.. ~ 01 fOW'areas they ruled on Dalton said the Regenls COI1SidPMkslde, said Flynn, laid orr Rudy Collum ered Collum's layoff an adrninistra. Co11um .. 1len tbere .. ere three per- ployee to represent them. It was tive decision because of the prom !be athletIC department who also ";proper he said that the same gram changes. . -.. junlor 10 hun and whose JObs lawyerrepresented the administra- Walt Shirer, Parkstde's Director he coaId have filled of Public Relations, said the layo({ He also said Portsi<!e had no le- tiO~ynn said however, that Parksi- was "a decision the campus makes cltiJnate procram reasonsto lay d had mad~ a reasonable effort to here, and that's what the caseis all him off ecea though the adrrun- f'lend Collum alternative employ- about." lstnuoo -- that the Athleuc But, he said, Parkside has 110\ DepanmeDt had 10 lay hun all be- m~uum has also filed a separate been involved in the case since Col. CIlDt of budget cuts Court h gmg lum appealed to the Board of fte. P. de also "olaled ItS af· lawsuit in Federal , c ar gents. that he was denied due process and flt1llatiVe aetlan program, Fl}'I\n was discriminated against. A UW-System lawyer, John Tall- - Collum would not commenl on man, advised Parkside and th. AJoo .• conItict of mterest was b H -'~ ~- !be ,,--~ of Regents the case, but Ius attorney, Bo en- C· ed P 8 ~~~ w""" ...... u ed I Co rt OD(iDU 00 Ole .- • uv.oSj tern altorney, an em- tel, said the suil in F era u Want to go to college, but you don't nave all the money? Here are a few words of advice ... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At H n e Bank .. e bel,e-' ~ six months after you leave ryonc ~h uld ha\' th oppor school. And then you only pay tum to I m and '0" And an annual percentage rate of 90,0. .. re mmltl<'d10 doin ,omethin~ The other loan i.for Parent. or about It by offenn t",o types of loan~ Independent Student.: for h her t'ducauon Regardless of your adjusted gross 0- ......iajaat for Student.: family income, parents can borrow Our Guaranl«d tudent Loan can up to 83000 annually from Heritage et an und ~raduate sludent a Bank. Non-dependent students much as S2500 per year for school. can apply for this Joan too. The Gradu te, tudents can get as much maximum for non-dependent a 5000 p"r year. Only the student undergraduate students up to rna, appl)' for the loan. And you 83000 per academic year. This is ,. nt n«d a co- i nerto get it. called the PLUS program and in. Theft' an her benefit. You don'l terest rates are established below tart p;I)~n ba k 'Our loan until general market rates. Parent and student loans for education. , , Another good reason to bank with us! CfleritageBanks ....rlt • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 8, October 27, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 3, 1983 University of WisconsiD-Parkside Vol. 12, No.9 State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 The slate legislature has overwhelmingly voted to raise the drinking age in Wisconsin to 19. The bill is expected to be signed by Gov. Anthony Earl this week. The bill, which would take effect July I, 1984, would exempt anyone who turns 18 before that date. The Senate Friday approved the bill on a 26-6 vote. The Assembly voted 89-8 later the same day and sent the bill (AB 200) to Earl, who has said he will endorse a 19 year old drinking age. The Senate and Assembly disagreed on one of the bill's amendments - a provision that would make the drinking age for visiting non-residents the same as the drinking age in their home slates. The amendment, aimed at discouraging non-residents from driving across the border to drink in Wisconsin, passed the Senate but was rejected by the Assembly on a 64-33 vote. Besides raising the drinking age, the bill would impose an automatic 9(klay drivers license suspension for anyone under 19 driving with any measurable level of alcohol in the blood. All drivers are still subject to the slate's drunk driving law, which sets a blood-alcohol limit of 10 percent. The bill also: • Increases driver's license suspensions for underage drinking from the current maximum of 90 days to up to 2 years. • Increases forfeitures for underage drinking from the current $25 to up to $150. • Makes penalties tougher for canying counterfeit identi.(ication cards. • Sets a $200 maximum penalty for bringing alcoholic beverages onto school grounds. • Adds at least 10 questions on alcohol to driver's license examinations. One major amendment rejected by the Senate would have imposed a driving curfew between midnight and 4 a.m. on motorists under the age of 19. Drinking age affects UW-p by Ken Meyer EdItor The impending change in Wisconsin's legal drinking age from 0 18 to 19 will affect many aspects of society, including the UW system and Parkside. The Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), a campus commit- ·tee represented by all groups within the university, met last week for the first time of the year and discussed the implications a higher drinking age might have at Parkside. A 19 year old drinking age would create problems dealing with the 18 year old student population on campus. In order to determine the amount of alcohol purchased by 18 year olds, the Union has been conducting a survey in the Union Square and the Rec Center. According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, the first two days of the survey revealed that 14 percent of"e alcohol purchased was by 18 year aids. During the second day, the figure was 8 percent. Previous Iigures show that durConlinued on Page ! !OEHTlfICHION WE Guskin open forum set THANK You FOR Yo"" An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin is scheduled for Monday, Nov. 14 at 1 p.m. in Mid Main Place. The forum, sponsored by Ranger, gives students, faculty and staff a chance to meet with the chancellor and ask questions about anything pertaining to Parkside. Everyone is encouraged to atteod. C Oo~rRAT'ON Union Square bartenders "ill face a tough task "hen the drinking age increases to 19. Admissions reviewed by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor gram; 2) standard - applicants who are ready for college-level coursework; 3) conditional - applicants who are ready for some eollege-level courseworlt and can correct deficiencies through some remedial coursework. They would also be required to obtain advising help; 4) academic advancement - applicants who are not fully prepared for colleg~level course work and must take one full year of preparation courses. These applicants would also he required to participate in an advising program; 5) deferred - applicants whose deuciencies are extensive to the point that their request for admission is denied until the period of time they obtain outside remedial aid and then they can re-apply. The recommendation was reviewed by the APe and they generally agree with the aims and purposes described in the eCGE policy, although a simpler format would he preferred. "My impression of what the committee (AJ'C) is looking for is a simplified versioll of the CCGE reeOIIlIIletdatlon, 1Ibich wouId include the same goals and objectives but be different 10 the way It IS m,tially implemented," said Eugene NorWood, APe chairman. A possible simplilled version which was presented at an APC meeting Oct. 31 condences the CCGE categories, as I) slandard: 21 condttjonaf 3) deferred. These three categories of admission inelude the same irutial pomts as they appear in the CCGE plan. Additional points such as developing an ad. missions committee was also discussed Categones for transfer students, special students and re-entnes were discussed and cladYied al the meeting. These additional categories will be further examined next week A motion was passed at the meeting to request a more detailed proposal on an adVISIng program ODdto submit the proposed admesions policy documents to the Faculty Senate for their mformation and discussion. The committee is also interested in finding out more detailed information from CCGE 011 tbeir ideas eonceming the current I1!lllt!dlaI procrams. ..Student reaction to flrenada .and Lebanon Admission to Parkside may be different in the future if the proposed new policy is implemented. The new policy is still in the planning stages and would replace Parkside's current Open Admissions Policy, which admits Virtually all applicants. Chancellor Alan Guskin appointed a committee of faculty, staff, students and administrators to the Coordinating Council on General Education (CCGE) in order to study the admissions question to insure that "the open door is not a revolving door .' ' CCGE developed a recommendation for a new policy which was submitted to the Academic Policy Committee. The recommendation states that Parkside applicants would he evaluated at the time of application and then placed in one of five categories. In brief, these categories are: 1) honors - applicants who are ready for admission in the honors proSugarMQn8ter ---- .. - ....'7"...... ~....: _ ! TblllSday. Novem~ 3,1183 ILetters to the Editor I Library lights up To Ibe Editor I lID 'ImllDC this letter to Ibe editor beca_ I leel a btle anvesllpo... ~ IS an order. My queslJo.. IS .bout th. ..t.nslV, bcbbJII (on oW SWItches that were iDIlaJIed an the bbrary last year. Why are theY alwaY' on? I bave Jet to ..., • student conserve eeerIY by cldIn& • SWltch all Furthermore, each monunc wben Ibe library opens. most 01 the lJ&hts are turned on (an tudy areas and an boobbelv.. wbere no tuclent bas !nM1 Why isn't tbere some type 01 message oext to the switches? Why .... such an exlensi'J. SYStem set up. 0DIy to he ignon!d by students as well as librarians? Ho .. cost-el· lective can this system he and why isn't there better rommunication to students and IacuIty about the use 0I1be 0111011 system? As much as the WLLC likes to boast about what it bas to offer to students, lleelthere IS a great deal 1JIISSIJIll. TIns .. just one 01 them. Kurt Son!nsen Parking - epilogue "Why .-, to put" epiJocue MayaanI Arlbur Davis bas left !be baIIa 01 Pubide But Ius artIC'- lei made III aware. H. and I and many other students wondered why we .-y eJ!IorbItant partuIg tees W. lot an ...... r .Il.r three _. 011 page 6, Oct 27 ISSu. 01 the Rancer It IS too had that the dull and ......... are not called away lik. Paul E JobDson, _ can't even make • pocnt But sunpty say "It's _ to pay than change." That's dull, Paul W. knew that before the lint artIde _t to press. The best thmcs in til. only rom. in Dumbers 01 one and I'm afraid tbere is no one .t Parkside Wlth the IIreIJiIh 01 character to fill M. A. Davis's shoes. The issues still stand as oulbned on page 2, Oct. 27 issue of the Ranger. The fact that we know how the money is spent or that the issue is old does not cbang. them. There is no rop out. Just apathy. May tae world go well "'th you. M. A. Davis Till you appear apn. Thad Scropos RANGER "Ob Ibose are lor acliDg-ODe's for my sbock at Jerry Ford for ~yiDg 'GovenH>r Reagu couldn't start a war; President Reagu could' and Ibe alber's for my indignation at Jimmy Carter for sayb.g I bad a babit of calling for military force aU the: dme/' "This one's for Best Director for my invasion of Gr.nada." Do you have something to say? Write a letter ... Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 Drinking age to affect Parkside Continued from P.ge 1 log an average school day, 18 percent olth. alcohol purchasers were 18 years old while during the evening dances th. f~. jumped to 33 percent. . Although there are no curr.nt plans on what to do about th. 18 year old stud.nts wh.n the proposed drinking age would lake .ffect July 1. 1984, it is almost c.rtain that economic setbacks will occur. U the Union was to rompl.t.ly stop serving th. 18 year old students, a sizeable amount of revenue would be lost. Also, il 18 year old stUdents were not allowed in the Union, ther. is a strong possibility that they rould successfully request a refund of th. portion of th.ir segregated fees which go towards th. Union seg fee budg.t. U th. Union had to hire somebody on a full-tim. basis to check for age id.ntification, it would be a costly addition to its salary budget. State laws will be investigated in order to d.t.rmin. il and how the Union Squar. would be ronsidered both a restaurant and a bar. enabling 18 year old patrons to be ad· mitted, but "carded" at the bar. On. problem stemming from this is th. possibility of older students buying alrohol for 18 year olds. One remedy would be to discontinu. the sal. of pitch.rs of beer and limiting porchases to on. drink per custom' er. Alcohol suppliers to 18 year olds would then hav. to make repeated trips to th. bar, which would raise the bartender's suspicions. K.n M., Editor J.nn'- Tunklelcz Newa Editor John Kovlllic F.. tur. Editor P.trlci. Cumbl Sporta Editor Mich•• ' K.II Photo Editor Andy Buchan.n ••.••••.•......................•.•.• Buain ••• Maneger C.ttl.rtn. CIIa" Advertlal"ll M.n.lI.r J." Wlcka Dt.trtbutlon M.nell" Pet Hen.lek A•• t. Bu.ln ••• Men.lI.r WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Bawngardner, Marpret Bulltus, C8rl Cbernouslti. Sue Cullen, Karl Daoo. Michael Firchow. Keith Hannann, Mary Kaddall, Bob Kiesling, Carol Konendlck. KendylMane Linn, IbcIt Luehr. Robb Luehr, .nll Wbllney Nielson, Du:k Oberbruner Julie PmdIeIon. Bill S!ouiaan:t, NU:k Tbome, Sarah lJbhg PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb EI<bborn. Todd Herbst. PIu1 Jeousm, Dav. McEvoy, Masood Sba. hq, Karen Trandei. Gary zalollar Ro"9'" IS wfltten and HiiJed by studen's 01 UW.PorJt.snk and they or. solely responSIble lor "s ed"orlol polICy ond content. PubJ'shed eYeIY Tlwudoy durm" t*,- academiC yeo' e.w.cept dunng b'fiJA:s 0"" ho',do~s. Range' IS p'mted by the Rocme Journal T'mes. All coneJPOnd'ef'l(e .should be add,eued fa, Po,hlde Ronqe,. Urnver· my 01 W'lcons"'.Po,h,de. 80 .. No. '2000. Kenosho. WIS. 53'.!. lette,s to Hte ed,fo' w,1I be accepted ,f typewnNen. dou~-iPO~ on sfondo,d Sll:e pope, lefteon shOUld be It!'n thon 350 words and must be "fined WIth a telephone- numbe, "'eluded fo' 1fen'lCoflo" pvrposes. NOINI Will be withheld for valid ,easons Ckod'me fo' IeHers 's Tuesday 10 am 10, pubbcotJon Thu,sday. Ranger ,eHrllfeS ,.... 'ISM to r.'uH letten CCN'lfOm"'9'Iolse afld rMfomo· fory co",.n' , Hans Mauksch Physicians losing control by Karl DI:IOD New developments in medical tecIutology have changed the role of the physician in society from the all powerful, solo healer to one member of an interdependent team of bea1th~ professionals, stated viIlting Sociology Professor Hans Mauksch during the Social Science IIlIUndtable Monday in Union 106. uThere was a time when a physician .... in complete control," said Mauksch. "In my-own lifetime doc- .... even owned their own EKG madlines. " Now, because of technological 1IIvances, the machines are too expensive for one person to own. Instead, they must be collectively 0WIll!d. "Technology moved the 00Illr0I out of the hands of physiciIIls and placed the control and expertise in the hands of others," he laid. According to Mauksch, this new lmId in application of medical tedmology is a clear example of a medical Marxism. "The power, or the means of production, has IIIOftd from the individual physidin to a condition where the hospital lIIId the hospital administrator decide what to buy and what not to bay," he said. Maubch concluded by saying ....t the separations within the 1leoIIh care profession does not deIn<l from the skill of the individuals involved, but rather reduces the elleetiveness of the entire profes- .... ulf, in our music schools we bid I oeparate school for violinists aDd for trumpeters and so on, this 1IOUId not diminish the ability of lIIe individual players," he said, "but together all the instruments 1IOUId sound less like an orchesIra." Visiting sociology professor HaDS Maukscb speaks al MoDelay's Social Science Roundtable_ Aid for small businesses by Carol Kortendlck reclly involve sludents, il does try to incorporate, when possible, students in given business problems. The counseling is free. bowever. and the SBoe does provide luitionpaid seminars that touch upon several areas of interesl dealing with business. (Parkside's SBoe musl remain within its limits that being Racine and Kenosha.1 some businesses due 10 SBDC_ An impact study released by the SBoe of UW-Madison, however, revealed thai 2109 small businesses received iJHlepth counseling (which is fight hours or more) m 1981. In 1982 the results of the counseling were: gross sales up 50 percent; profits up 43 percenl; employees up 28 percent; efficiency up 65 percenl; and exports up 5 percent. Hopefully, with added efforts and unproved publicily, Hughes- own expectations, along with the Universaty's. the SBoe will be heard and used. which in turn will aid busmess and eventually alle",'iate a starnaat ecooomy. Grenada, Beirut '" x-IyI LIaa ReceutIy a questioo was posed 10 studeuts on ClIIlpDS concerning the involvemenl of the United States m Grenada and Lebanon. The following replies were received from students' As far as Beirut is concerned, we sbouId not be there. It could be a potential Vietnam.-Vanessa Baker Taking action is better than being sitting ducts.-Paul Seidl. I'm for it. U the U. S. is for freedom. you're going to have to put, some lives on the line. People who are against it beIong in Russia.- Frank Lucchetla. U there's a reason tor reaD, being in Beirut, it's oUy, bullhere really doesn't seem 10 be a reason, It's costing lives. However, in Grenada, the rightlhing is being done.- -Sam Bosco. Either we should be in there full strenglb or 001 at alL-DoD Carson Presidenl Reagan isn't lhink1ng about the frailty of human life.- Linda Spangler. I'm so disgusted thai I dOD'1 know what 10 say.- Tammy Bowker, I don't feel !bey sbouId be there (in Lebanon), because !bey have 00 way of defending tbemselves. They are JDS! a show of strenglb for the U.S.-Linda Rannick. I lIunk all of our guys should come home, and l'll talte them out 10 IUDCh.-Angie Gorski . H you're gOll1g 10 be a super power, act like one.-Rick Kopp. I don't lIunk they should leave, unless !bey're just gomg to SIt !here.-Paul Schaeffer. s reac. Grenada, I really don·t lulow much about but f feel we dId the ri&hl thing As lor LebanoD, we're also doin« the nght lIung. but I don't know how effectl ve we're being-Beth Prodoebl I support it, bUI we really shouIdo'l have gone mlo Lebanon in the ftrst place-Bill Gnndeland I support the aetJVI!Jel 1O bot!I Grenada and Lebanon-M1ke Schmidt I hack President Reagan all the way-Harold G~ry I lIunk It was wtorJg and UJlIIecessary.-Qllhy Tiegs. I do'fl lIle It. All the lighting ... 're doUlg should not be QIang place. especially 10 GrenadaShawn Soltes I'm for the mv'3SlOl1of Grenada, but against being In Lebanon-Ed Francisco. I'm all fOl it for the sunple ..... SOD that the U S.·s 'nleresU are not ooly in Uus hemisphere but m all bemispheres.-,Jose Yamata. IlIunk In unjuslJfJed and President Reagan is tngger happy-,Joe Sykora f don't understand why people are so shocked aboul It It probably plaaeed month. ago People don't seem 10 rea 1iJe the strateg,c location of Gr n daRichard BorkowskJ I don'l feel they ld be ,n either place for the reasons (My·re glving.-Mike Imse Ireally haven·tlhoughtaboul't- -Kim Scbulte. I lIunk lbey did llJe nght lIung 1O Grenada-8andy Snuth "Unfair to Art" lecture Univ..... ty of Chicago phiIooophy prolessor Ted Cohen will give I free public lecture tiUed, "Unfair to Art," an analysis of CO.lempo .... ry aestbeIJcs, al • p.m on Tuesday, Noo. 8, in the CommllDlClllon Aru Room 129. Cohen also will lead an Informal diacussIon 011 the IopIc of ,."'1ftsentaboo" al 7.30 p.m. the same day 1O Comm Aru ZS3, which is also free and open 10 the pubbc. Cohen, who bas talllbi al the University 01 Chicago since 1967 and for four yean chaired ,ts philosophy departmenl, earned hlJ Ph.D. from Harvard and bas been visitinc lecturer al Dumerous colWIlliam Hughes, a former em- ....,.. of Dun and Bradstreet, Inc. III Kenosha, has joined the ParksicIe Ilaff 10 coordinate the Small Blline.s Development Cenler <8IIDCJ. "The SBoe basically proVIdes one-on·one counseling to IIlIaII businesses in the area of busi- .. ooncem," said Hughes. The SBoe was formed in 1982 in ~ 10 several factors affecting economy. Poor employment, ~~ction, low spending and lbe- ....... exports all contributed 10 past recession, which is still ~~t apparenlloday. A strong ...........,..t, according 10 Hnghes, ~ \be high number of imports - \be low number of exports in .. ClIUntry. He believes we should "'* esports 10 expand our markel :: .10compele more fairly against Imports. Higher exports should A roller skating party 10 provide Sponsors say anyone bringing a POIitively affecl the economy. to s for needy area children at loy 10 the event will be adnutled lbeTbSBt federal governmenl began c:'· tmas will be held Monday, free, although skate rentalLS extra. II oe and Ioday it is located m NOV"21 from 8 10 10 p.m. al Skate- The roller skating pany IS one of IIItastale and the DlStnct of Colu~- lown, USA in Racine, sponsored. by several evenlS which SOC IS organ- .... .:.The SBoe .. pan of Parkslde s Parkside's Student OrganIzallOn wng in ilS campus-wKIe dnve 10 ~~unlty OUlreach prog~am. Council (SOC). , . ~btain Christmas toys. 0-the orgamzauoD.doesn.t.di- ..•.. , ,. ~.'~.=-:':":':"_~' ;.;.;. lIiilllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii To create an SBoe and keep ii, a University must maintain a set of standards, such as counseling, free, confidential and cootinuously kept up. All these factors keep the SBoe effective and useful. Hughes says he notices a slight improvemenl m Skating party Drive for toys leges and uni....erslties. In Judi", Harvard. Cornell, ~ orthw t fll, the UNV..... ty of MK'Iupn. OhiO UNverSlly and the UN' ,ty of WuIw!CIon ~ has puhlJsbed .umerous 8I'U<'- leo on the philolophy Of art m scholarly journal and rel' nlly bfc;an reseln'h lOtO the lhet of sports CurnnUy he IS clll1nnan of the Prosrun CommJltee for the Amen can SoCIety for A theu 1IJs PartsJde vlS,t "" organized by Parltside's art and plulosophy cbsc1plines and IS funded by won Corp. RANGER • Parents beware of the Sugar Monster II) MariI>' .......,. Supr is the lead1ng ingredient gy or stored fal. It does not contrib- sensitive to Ibis sugar-insulin effecl. cottage cheese ... • add<!d to foods during processing 10 ute to growing strong and healthy 3. There is a tendency to obesity 2. Serve nutritious snacks such as U you h., cluldn!ll, you kow the UnIted States today. How can bodies. or overweIghl. When 10 to 15 per- yogurt pnpstcles, apple shces that Halloween IS a very ex ,ung Ibis be' 'early every box, bottle, Now that we know the purpose cent of your calorIes.are sugar, they spread with peanut butter: raisins holiday lor the child/en You also can and bagged item you buy con- of sugar and where it is found, why displace more numuonal food such mixed with sunflower seeds, .peaI1lat all <andy a IlJIhtrnare la1IlS added relined sugar. Most IS a large amount of refined sugar as fiber. Rapid consumptIOn 10- nuts and sesame seeds; raisms lew the poreDts After a number of !Odas. sauces, crackers. cakes, sher- harmful to our body' There have creases obesity. . mixed with applesauce or cottage 01 taDdy, clu1dr<fl have more bets and ICe cream -as well as eer- been many studies that corretate 4. There appears to be an 10- cheese; vegetables and dip; cream -.y \MIl usual. Candy IS rom-' eaIs. bread. dressIngs and dnnks _ sugar with diseases of the human crease in cancer of thecolon, rec- cheese on celery; cream cheese poood 01 supt Supr Is a en- have supt add<!d In lact 70 per- body. Here are some esarnples: tum and breast. Sugar displaces the spread on whole wheat bread; ~ II ~rovlCles our bodl Wllh cent 01 the sugar we eat ~ ludden 1. There IS an increase 10 dental fiber in the diet High-fiber diets cheese ball-cheddar and cream qwck energy. Is ugar really ill the products we buy. Here are cavities. Dental cavities result from are llSSOCJ3tedWlth. a low incidence cheese mixed, etc. . harmful to out bodi • How much rome examples: l2 oz Tang l2 tsp the acid produced as the bacteria 10 of cardiovascular disease as well as 3. Serve frwt JUICE instead of supt do consume each year' sugar; l cup anstant coffee: 4 tsp., the mouth break down sugar. with lowered rates of cancer of the fruit drink. Tbt v Amencan colI$umes 112 cup Granola, 4 tsp; l cup Iruit- 2. Sugar contributes to the d.. el- colon, rectum and breasl.. I would recommend two books about I pounds of a eelerung lIavored yogurt, 7 tsp, l 2 cup sher- opment of heart disease. Refined With all the knowledge available lor your reading. the first book, t sucll .. supr, corn syrup or bot, 6 tsp.; l cup jelIo, 6 tsp.; l supt tmds to iDcrease triglyceride a.bout sugar, what IS our alterna- Super Heroes' Super Healty Cookbon y h year The average poece apple pie, l2 tsp.; and l gJaz_ levels in the blood whereas starch live? Isuggesl that we begm today book, by Mark ~ltzman and Judy Am rlean youn ler consumes ed doughnUI, 5 tsp As you read the is less likely to do so. Tlus is be- by changing our diets with our Garlan, is a recipe book designed ._ to 31> lablespooos 01 supt label>. look for these words _ cause sucrose (sugar) is more rap- young child/en. Eating habits and lor young children and their eating every day Amlnbnc to RonaJd J sucrose. com S)TUp. maltose. des- idly absorbed 10 the blood than is food attitudes are established when habits. This book is in the Library Pnac. PII 0, 01 the cleparlment 01 trose, glucose. molasses. honey. starch. When sugar reaches the cluldren are very young. Here are Learning Center. The second book, P'ycbolocY I th UnIversity 01 Tbese words are sugar, blood stream rapidly. it calls forth some suggestions: The American Way of Ufe Need South Carohna , .. tablespoons of For all practical purposes. sugars an mcrea!e if insulin lrom the pan- 1. Be sure that our diet is high in Nol Be Huardous to Your Health ...... per day enouch to malte 01 all types should be considered ereas. and the ansulin in tum in- fiber. These foods are high in fiber: by John W. Farquhar. talks aboui rome hyperaclJve Iuds more so "emply calorIeS" Sugar IS lOOper_ creases the liver:s production. of vegetables. (yams, beets. broccoli,. prevention. As you read the book. Many ch!lerftlt .. for hypenl'- .... 1 pure. as advertised Pure calo- trigJycende-nch lipoproleIns which carrots. spmach, mushrooms. etc.l, you will discover how one aspeelof IMty bav been proposed and some nes, that IS. oollung else Sugar of- are aessoaated with atheroseler- fresh and dried fruit, brown rice. your health affects others as well . ....- claun I1laI thesr cluIdren's len NO vitarruns, rrunerals or trace osis. Individuals who. are over- whole wheat bread, pulled rice. This book can he checked out of ~ IS related to sugar In- elements. Tlus rehned carbohy- ....... t. pIlysica1ly macuve or who spagbetti and other pasta. Iresh the Student Health Center MolinataM clrate IS lIIed by your body as ener- bave a diabetic tendency are more fish. turkey, chicken and low lat ro 0115. • Statham joins faculty ogy from Indiana University. She has laught at Marquette and Ohio State. where she was senior research assoaate. bUI saY' she prefers teac1unIl at Putside. "otuo Slate is so large you feel loot ODe cJass Itaught had tOO studeals. I Ielt very alienated from them. Icame to Parkside because I wanted a school that was smaller. where there was more teacher-studeDt contact." she said. S1atham feels Parkside students show more community involvement than students at Ohio Slate. She also leels that there is less of a AlIne latham. 01 the Beba\lOnl 1lI\'1SIOl1 has joined the laculty as • lulI-tune assoaate proles- _ Wltb .... _ S1atham recesved ber B A from Manon ColIece and receswd ber MA and PlIO 10 soooJ. Kenosha Savings and Loan 1= EE CHECKI G! In your choice Of TWOgreat accountsl commibnent to admitting and helping students who have difficulties with their studies at Ohio State than there is at Parkside. S1atham has been working on a research project focusing on women at work. She has just com· pleled a survey in which she inter· viewed men and women supervisors and their secretaries about their relationships. "What I'm finding out is that in earlier studies, the conclusion was that women secretaries didn·t like to work for women supervisors. The reason for this, one study showed, was that men had power and women secretaries got status by working for men rather than women," she said. However, she is !~ evidence to the contrary. Now, women who are working under supervisors prefer to work DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.~I 53142 (I-94-Hy. 50) 857-Z337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - thousands Of Iookslarge SeIectiOR of ScIFictiOl FaRias, ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! for women supervisors, because they work with the secretaries more and encourage them to develop their own careers." She feels the sharp dillerence in ber findings is that there are more women in higher level jobs than lound in previous studies. Women are becoming more and more com-- fortable with their new roles. They are gaining power and status and secretaries look up to and want to work lor them as well as men. In the past secretaries thought 01 women supervisors as being threatening and too competitive, but as secretaries work for more and more women supervisors, they are lindng that Ibis is untrue. locus will be on business' switch to computers and how this affects Continued on Paie 9 [ Huge Quarltltles of Bargain Books At Unbellavable Prices New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off '1',<--", Me-VISA Manager's Dinner by Jill Whltuey Nielsen u your major or area of interest 1I11D1iMos. you might be interested illltfDdin« a Managers Dinner on "'* lay. Nov. 16 at 6 p.m. in the afeb!ria. Tidtets are $8 for studeDII and $16 for managers and are aaIIabIe from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. -r day until Nov. 9 in the IIaIiDaro Concourse. TIIis event. in the past. has been ... lOIeIy by the Accounting Club, IIaI Ibis year it is being co-sponsored by the Business division. Ac- -aing aub. Phi Sigma Epsilon. 1ISP1t.. Data Processing and Phy .... Nu. The individual clubs intiled managers from their club's _ of interest. Present will be the iii 8 accounting firms. Snap-on TeoIs, S. C. Johnson, Jockey and Jl CaIe among others. I...t year the attendance was 200. '11Ie results were very positive for ItIdeats and b.usinesses." said Laurie Maes. Accounting Club Prestdent. "The students can meet (the. managers) in a more relaxed environment." Last year there were some job offers that came out of meeting the managers at the <!inner/' said Maes. It also promotes the mterest of business in Parkside. The agenda for the night is: At 5: 30 p.m. there Will be a tour of the campus for the managers conducted by the students, at 6 p.m. codttails will be offered; 7 p.m. is a buffet dinner with tables of six-four students and two managers. The students Will sit with the manager who represents their area of interest. There will be speakers from 8 to 9 p.m. The introduction will be presented by Art Dudiyrah. Chair of Business and Administrative Science. The keyoote speaker will be Ettore Barbatelli, Chair of Chief Executive Officer for Valuation Research Corporation. This will be the fifth annual manager's dinner. Program examines domestic violence It. JIIllIIhIIl on domestic violence ...... directors of two shelters Ilrlllllen!d women and a psycholo- .. wIlo trealJ male abusers will be IiIId lnlm noon to 2 p.m. on Wed. ....,. Nov. 9 in Union Room 106. .... JlIOIram is free and open to "PIbIie. ..... wiD include Stephanie ..... director of the Women's ...... Center in Racine. and .IIdr Arnold. who directs Women's IIaIIIons in Kenosha. Both women .. describe the services available • tbeir shellers; in addition. Hansen wiD discuss the history of the women's shelter movement and Arnold wiD talk about the "cycle of violence." in which abused children become abusive adults. Also. Dr. Kevin Hamberger. a clinical psychologist at the South • eastern Family Practice Center l0- cated on Parkside's campus. wlU discuss treatment of male abusers . The program is e<>-sponsored by Peer Support. an organization of Parkside adult students. and the UW-P Student Health Center. di, rected by Edith Isenberg. a regIStered nurse. DID YOU KNOW? UNION SQ. GRILL Is open 'til 10:00 PM MON. THRU THURS. featuring • Char-Broiled Burgers, Brats, Dogs • Made-From-Scratch Pizzas • E"glish-Style Fish 'n' Chips • Gyros and Tacos • Homemade Chili • •..and much more s Roundtables scheduled Sessions on nuclear weapons and Daliona1 defense, the SOCial bislory of COI1IIDlIIIi<alioo and President Ileapn's foregn poticy are 8IIlOIlll those Jcbeduled for the commc weeb in Panside's Sooa1 Scien<e Roundtable Senes. AIl RoandtabIes. free and open to the public. are beld 011 Mondays and begin at noon in Union room 106. Following is a scheduje of dates. topics and speakers: -Nov. 7. .. uclear Weapons and National Defense." ,.;th John Wi1tsrd. former research scientist for the Manhattan Project on atomic weapons and one time Dean of UW-Madison's graduate scbool. --. be IS turreDtIy __ pr0- fessor 01 cbemIslJy, -NaY It. ~Mcena Qli aud PoIib<s ID tlle S«aad Repubbc." _ Parbide _......, prof.. ..,.. LillIaa ,........ who bas CODductod reoeardJ in Nigeria. -NaY. 21 "Do We Need EdItcaliona1 PotilJt:a1 A<tion Cornuuttees ... • ,.;th UW-G...... Bar ma~ matics professor DaVId Jowett. who cIwrs that campus UDIV<nlty comeuuee, . 21." otes 011 the Sooa1 History of Cornmwucalioo" An !Jlvisible Colle«e." ",th Parblde vi, siting Fulbnght professor of commllllicabon Yves Wintm a prof .. -Dec 5 • Raoom &one-- a ..... Poblks ~ C_ of Sn Laa*a," - Parbade l"lCIapI., prof..." Cbelvadunu MaDopraa -ilo!t 12•Reope F-. POIIOJ'. What"'er Hap~ to CODlIIDrntal"" wltb Puk id poIWcaI ...-. lod~ \1iallieCur lIl. The Roomdtable ....... Is ClHplll IClr'lld bl' the '~Sodal Scien<e f>l\isIoo and the t.:Vi Ell - Departmeot of ea............. tal Allairs and II~ bl' lJW. P professors Kenneth HOO\'or poilU cal .."enee. and . 'orman CIoutJer. e<ononuc:s Oriana Trio to perform Works by Schubert, Beethoven and Mendelssohn will highlight a concert bl' the Parkside resident chamber ensemble, the Oriana Trio. to be performed at 8 p m on Thursday. Nov. 10 in the Commurucation Arts Theater. Tickets. avai1able at the door. are $1.50 for students and sernor Otlzens and $3 for the general public. Members of the Ino are James MCKeever, plano, Ali Forougb, violin and Michael Masters. cello. The program includes Schubert·s Nocturne in E-flat Major. Op. 148. a reflective. lyrical piece typIca1 of Schubert's sIra1ght forward musical style; Beethoven's Trio ID 0 Major. Op. 70. No. I.. a work that has been nidt-named the "Ghost Trio" due to the eone atmospbere of the second movement; and fendelssohn's Trio in D minor, Op. 49, a \1l'tUQ50 work thaI contaIns a "anely of contrasting moods McKeever. a mllSlc profeaor at Parts1de. prev10USIy taught t 'IIurray Slate U........ ty ID Kentuety and bolds master of music and d0ctor of mUSIcal arts degrees from the UDIY.... ty uf CincuIIlaItJ ColJegeCoosena.tory of MUSIC.He has been active as a reoUlJst and chamber mUSlCWl and has had articles publisbed m O:n"ier McK~er's pnncipal teacIler .... the lIOIed Rll5SiaD pedacogue. Olga Conus McKeever also has studJed WIth Leba Gou>- seau of the ParIs C"",emllory and coached ",th Santos Ojeda Foroush. adjunct assistant pr0- f..." at Paabode ..., .- 01 the few vioIJmsts ID the world to study WIth the late DaVId 0istrMh ..... a finaIJJt m the Tchaiko\'Sty ~ IIOIla1 CompeIluoo m. ...... FOo ~ has toured _ orrl>ealns m East and West Germany, HWipl')'. Auslna. !lelcJum. the SovIet l·.-, l'Jw:Mslm-aba Rumaooa. PoIond the Middle East and the R cently be a faculty member I RJ<:e UD..... ly In H too FoI'OUIh performs on the f \1i IIIOlte SIradi.V1 violin of 1718 Masters at Parbde, earned both lor', and _ .t the Julbard School He bas been pruICl. pal ctilist of the At1anlK' a.""b .. Orcbe-.I the Ridunond )'DlpboOf and the F_",I of Two \1iorldl Opera Orcbe-.I m Spolet.o. Ita!)' He IS the editor of 'F.lIeftberJ. Bac:Il:' the aoIo lUI of J 8edl Hio ..... IIIdoIde hnI prw ID the iDlematiolla1 ...no COIIIpotl - of the • tiel m nl, PortupJ H porlorm<d tIIrOIJ&OUItlle l as a nd dwnb<r ntusIC1aD and Is a member aI tbfo • • ATTENTIO ALL STUDE 5"•• 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1984 will be available begjnning Wednesday, November 9, 1983 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR SPRING 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION RANGER : Communication Career Days Club Events UW-PAC BSO ........ ed __ ltud ... 1 aDd _ danllc tile four-day perlocl. 11lere .. DO dlIr&e lor ~ _ IiD<e tIliI II • -lIIIil1 ....a ofttnd by WJa. ___ 1Ibd to lip up by Oct. _. 21 ":r.=. IIeIdo 01 IdverIit- .... a 5 5 • tekullkJe. ndkt• ....,. J t .... bt:n. m • riHl MIl adler t wrinboD .... Afte' .-... IlDdeat ftCiIln- -. tile e.- DIy __ wtI <OlIIad IIDdoDII __ tb* 'I"F"'Ob Eyent coordiDators, Karea IAwy, 0lIimwI 271-1444. X3020 IDd LiDdI 1lrowtl. C<>Owmwl, UHllIM will be blppy to ...... er Worn n In Communications. In , pon.sOrlDI Its Innull ear- Doys III order 10 pve _ Slll(\tD to ~e • cloy lJl tbo W 01. prof , .1 ........-- SWd<etI IDIjanIIC lID C"""'!'G"'(tl'oDt will !lave • opportunity t~ ~&p&or. carHr ..... lDdpa ..... _ ....... ~1--.cIIJ· cw.. Doys will f1Ill ~ Noor. H' PartidpotlJll prot "", ... _1* wmen IlId dIfor MllwIut t<IMo'oD IDd ..- 1tl1loIll. tile Ml1wllolU< Joumol IDd Senti... l. lICI'o~ IDd publle bolls......... A milt y _1 Wll< will be '1b< BIad< Student Organization congratulates B. Shade and Gregory Holcomb as wiMers in the lint BSO and Sickle Cell Anemia JeUy Bean Guessing Contest. Shade's guess of 1,108 jelly beans secures for her a first prize of $15. Holcomb's guess of 1,189 entitles him to the $5 second prize. The actual number of jelly beans in the jar was 1,148. Winners should contact Esrold Nurse to pick up their prizes. The BSO thanks all students, faculty and staff on campus lor their participation in helping to make this a successful event. On Wednesday, Nov. 2, the BSO will sponsor a lecture by Mrs. Evelyn Hullum of the Racine Sirkle Cell Foundation in Union 106 al I: 00 p.m. Sickle cell screening will also be available on that day. Future events planned by the BSO include its first dance 01 the year. Please watch for details on when and where the dance will be held and plan on coming out and enjoying the fun with the BSO. UPhysiC8 and Magic" TIle _ Pbysic:I Colloquium is • bit out 01 tile ordinary. IDd sbouId be • _ lor ewsyone. TIle speaker will be ManbIIl Elleostesn from tbo Pb}'sics Departmenl 01 Ridgewood Hich Scbool in Nomdge, 0IiDOis, IDd be will give a program litled "Physics IDd Magic." Yes, it's a magIC show, bul a magic show WIth a poont-d 01 tile trucks dePetld on some basic physical principle. EJleostein has presented his pr0- gram at recent naUonal meetings of tile Amencan Assoc1ation of Physics Teachers, and it has proved to be enormously popolar Plan to attetld. even If you only want to be entertained! 1Il you also learn somelbJDg, that's even better!} "PhJ'ICS IDd Magic" will be given at 3 pm on Friday. ov t8 in Greenqwst lOt Everyone is mvited to attend. TIle uw-PaJtside Association of Communicators will holds its next moetinI on Wednesday. Nov. 9 at 1 p.m. iD Moln 109. Featured at the meeliIlC will be Jill Varik, rejII'e' .... talive from the lntemaUonal AssociItion for BusinesS Communicaton. _ will speak on the benefits tl!at tile \ABC ean provide to communications students. Varik will IIso taIlt about bow the study of communications has helped in hei job at the WisCOnsin Electric Company. The presentation will be an interesting opportunity for students to taIlt with • professional in the communications field. New members are welcome at the meeting. On Dec. 3, PAC will be taking a trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum to see the communicationoriented exhibit entitled, "Sign, Symbol, Script." which traces the development of written communication from crude etchings in rocks and bones to more the modern pnnted and computerized state of affairs. The tour is scheduled for noon and is also open to new members. For more information on the trip, contact David Habbell, 553- 20\7 (CA 224). CPR class offered cert1f>Cllte .,U be awarded al tile succeaful completion 01 the threehour ..... A ....,stntion fee 01 f7 (wtuch an- ..... a -'bootl will be reqwred upon ...... np lor the class U you have tile current wortbool< (\980 edJUOnl. the fee IS only M. U you wou1d like to attend, contacl the Student Health Center. Molinaro DIlS Tbe ludet>1 H lib Cenl.. lD cooperation til the A/DeII<In Red wlI1 be 011...... _ .... k ... CPR ( rdlO-pulmonry resusclutionl c thai Include finl Old lor tho Inl mouth-to·moutb broithlJ'll IDd r CPR II IoU t1lJ deslJn<!d 10 p<epare an ind/YIdual to bIndl ...... genc: .. s untl1 squad am' A SNAP·UWM FEEL CHEAP! ITS A GOOD FEELING! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. $2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-l Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks (bar) $3 Pitchers of Kamakazes $5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S J a game" Student Nurses Association Parkside-UW-Milwaukee is holding the Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention at Parkside . on Friday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5. Registration begins at 4 p.m. in Moln \).\ Level. Admission is free. Plan for the evening board meeting at 6 p.m., a speaker at 8 p.m. and a social at 9:30 p.m. Meetings wiU begin at 9 a.m. on Sat. Voting for a new president will be held Irom 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. Any SNAP-UWM member inter· 'ested in helping out during the con· vention should contact Barb Cornell at 553-9418 or Ann Boyle in the Nursing Advisor Office, WLLC (). 175. The next SNAP-UWM meeting will be Monday, Nov. 7 in Union \04 at 12 p.m. Phi Gamma Nu Members 01 Phi Gamma Nu will be selling tickets Tuesday on Moln Concourse to the Managers' Dinner to be held Nov. 16. Stop by the ticket table and ask questions about this fraternity, which is new to Parkside this semester. The next general meeting will be held Monday, Nov. 7 at \ p.m. in Union 207. Students interested in any area of business are encouraged to attend. IVCF Is there anything in this world you can really count on? It seems the only tl!ing we are sure of is that one day we will die. But there is sometl!ing more than death that we ean count on-the faithfulness 01 Gud. On Wednesday, Nov. 2 Mike Ameri will be speaking on this very topic- "The Faitl!fulness 01 Gud." Intervarsity Christian Fellowship invites everyone to attend. DPMA Excellent sandwiches Data Processing Management Association will hold a meeting on Wednesday, Nov. 9 at \ p.m. in Moln 117. New members are in· vited. IIDlnner for Two" Courtesy of Elmwood Lanes Every Fnday night. Elmwood Lanes will give away a FREE dinner fo two at the fabulous Higgins Hob Nobl Stop in for details-it's so easy to win and you have nothing to lose! Problem solving workshops .There will be lour workshops on Nov. 9 in Union 207 conducted by thinking and problem-solving begin- Don Walter on Blocks to Problem rung Nov. 7 and running Mondays Solving. Nov. 14 in Comm. Arts \29 and Wednesdays, \-2 p.m.. until will be Carol Lee Saffioti speaking ELMWOOD PLAZA Nov. 16. on visual and verbal problem solv- . mg. The last one will be held Wed. U The ::::t workshop will be in Nov. \6 in Union 104 and theipeakLAN E S s.::::'nFilli and the speaker WIll be er. will be Jeff Guyouski on the in math pone, on logIcal. thinking hemstics of problem solving. All 3701 Durand Avenue *****;;;******t.l;d** In the Elm-od~ ~Ing Center : A$~~.!~~R OFBEVERAGE! 554-7175 * PURCHASE OF ANY ONE COUPON PER ~ T"" e;, .... ...,. Rd. OR llnd Ave. lONe>St., OR _,-. ... eo Hwy. 11 jOW_ Ave.1 ...a- FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER '7" ..... CARL'S PIZZA PWS DINE IN ONLY M SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY ...a-IFORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) 633 6307 '7" i ii;:i:=:::::::::::::=:::!_:-~~LA~T~llROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE - ~ .....*****************~ ""~~=:;:"~~~~~~;:~;::7:~~~~':7!!!!!~=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7~!!"~_=:;"='~7~. ==="~S.i'lU: Ci!Dsumer'sGuide to Parkside's Eating Places - Part 1 Union food Parkside's bY ... IIeoIIDc .... through the door to 1lllll1quI!e. one is immediately ...... bY lbree unpresslOns - I'l....,s. it's noisy and it's ~ IqIII'e is Parkside's night _. doubles as a bar/cafe- ;; ... tile day. Many students .. II poiDl to spend a lazy af- .-IDtile Square drinking beer ..... socializingor, in rare ... ...,.... . dilf t lilt SqaaIe serves SIX eren .... GI beer: Miller. Miller Lite, 1II1tJ1e, Pabst, Michelob and Sped1111port. Prices range from $.60 IIr • _ size domestic beer to UI far I large cup of one of the IftIIIIIII bnnds. .-P -C-/C) ~~ I. (l)lbr hrrl "'~oppr ~ lpeclal: 25% off cashews WMk of Nov. 3 'Cdlania Mix 'Ucorice Bully 'Maled Milk Balls , MIt Caramels 'Olange Slices • Pecrwt Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters '~nt Kisses 'Rootbeei Barrels 'wBolls 'S!leamint leaves 'SkIIle Mints 'Caamet Targets tCilnamon Discs • Candy Paps • Com Nuts tAIIorted Pelky t AIIoIted Royal •'-led ToI!ee • 8IicIge Mix • 8Imdt Peanuts t Butlerlcatch Discs t Candy Coffee Discs • CaomeI Bully • Chocolate Drops t Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts t~eRaisins t "''''''oIate Stars t JelyBeons • Calamia Mix t Cartbeon Delicacy • ~on Sparklers • IIlnamon Bears , CcrOb Peanuts • Na1ura1 Pistachio 'Iled Pistachio • SpanishPeanuts • Sunnower • r,..~__ s Seed ""'WIlt Food Mix : ~0QurI Maned Milk Balls ..... 0QurI Peanuts best bet The Square also boasts an "international" fast-food menu with seJections that range from Tex-Mex chi1i to Greek gyros or a generic American submarine sandwich which costs $.3S an inch. • Pizzas are also available, but because they are made up quickly on prefabricated crusts that have consistency like cardboard; they are best avoided. The Square's hamburger menu is fairly comprehensive, sporting no less than six varieties of ham· burgers. The most expensive is the baH pounder with cheese at $1.99. The Square was unusually quiet when Istopped in there last Monday afternoon. I ordered a gyro ($1.98) and a large Old Style ($.85). I got the beer from at the bar with oImoot no wait; th<! gyro toot about leD lIliDutos to fix. I ordered the IYro without onions because past erper.-o. has shown that th<! Square's gyros .... variably contain more on-. than meat. and the customer has to remove most of them if he -she expects to remain popuIar the rest of th<! afternoon. What I got was a slice of pita bread piled with lamb and a baU_ tomato slices. The gyro tasted fine, WIth good seasoning. However. a pool of grease formed at one end of the pita belore I got to it. The grease soaked through the bread and Ihad to fInish eating it WIth a forlt. The beer in the Square, ho...-..er. is better than avenge for the delivery system they have. My Old Style was cold and sW1 had a good amount olloam on It. A fneDd who was WIth me. I RIneer slIfter IDd ....." Lote _ (no _, ,.... _ who ,.... .... ) SlId bit beer was ''very averace-" The acoastlcs In! surprisiDc\J poor, coasiderulc u .... designed for bv. musiaI prsfortnallCtS- The baa from th<! over ampIilied jutebo1 bouDced from ... ll to ....u (c:ro'IOd llOISeS In! also amplified) while the IlIgh notes ....... muffled The _ 01 sones on the jukebox couJd also be eJPIR(Ied. u there is more to life than JOID Jett and Michael Ja<bon The predonunantIy bladt. yellow and onnge decor 15 not condUCIVe to good di«esuon Fortunately the bIblmc IIsHoed v.. ~ II .. JI<lIldI)' ......... now...., II a.m 10 II PJIl. IIld I'\'ldoJ II I.m 10 7 P.JIl OIl1le _ __ ..........u-..~ ... the belt ......., ol,_ t'J weII1ft" pued Iood. It ..- thIl ... no more espmII" lIwI ..tiler the ColIee SIloppe ... the UaIOD ~ .... Dt1'ftIdmC .. the _ ol day • the """'" ...... lroIIl IOOd 10 I ...._-- Eocept for the __ the the _, wbidl Ioob like It was desiped bf '( rne! ., wbo .. c0lorblind, the Square is I plI<e 10 speod ID hour two rduiJIc bel..... dunIlc ... Iller cluIea. Three 1tIrs. by dofIult - _.."'~....:::-.,-. of. ,..,gram 7 7l P" ':;:: • :- •• , .' _J ,.fT<"'1Jl ' . .z_ .......<ll pnf. po . .= ~.--=... , -. ut'hfh1t'V"'"9 d. rcdl"IfJO'""'~--- • .' ~. ~. ., t"l'f'r ilU"So on tl1JO: sere" &Snell . 8 Parks ide Play..! "Camera' sees all ",..-c..Io "I Am A <:amon," _ by La V... n,ke. pIoJeI ID !be Coftt. IUIIitatIoIl Arts TbMter last WftIteM. 'Ibe _ labs placo! ill !be ~. before !be rioo 01 HJtIor. 'Ibe local is !be re"_p 01 Cbri5- ......... (Abcftw 1lrbe1) and Sally (1Wl«ca Juhdll. There IS also I ouIlplot lbout J_ pene<tJtiOn and Its effects 00 the bv .. of the ~. 'Ibe IICeD< 11 set In I flat in BerbD '!be 1<\ II _II"'" LO I dlllertill y '!be 11<I" lit deco oreNtecture. 10 popuIIr LO the '301. add5 to tile ploy'. _ and_ ~~ ~Utbenllc lor the' lime LO wbJc:b tile play is set WIldWII tile ploy. 00< leels lrIIIfo ported bod< lDto tblt lim< penod Some 01 tile ~ ore _t wu mOlt imprnslve. Andrew _I played Chrutopber Isb ... • .......I wnter who <D<Is up Iovin& Sally He .... b8jEC! I worm and ...... lI'fe iDdmdUII, 1 liked the c:IlIrI<ter and could idenlJ/y WIth bim Sally IIowIes (1Wl«ca Juhdll is, I tnckJer c:IlIrI<ter. Sbe IS much. like the piq....,t HoUy Gobgbtly from "1lrakfut It TiIfony's " Ju· lldJ ... clebcbUul as Sally E;v<ll lbou&b some 01 the cbander's _ wee I lillie too much, OIl< Iowa .... lor them. Tbe Ieadinc Iody ...u,. <IlhoDces tile play. IiIIrJ IIetb K_ who played !be 1oDdIady. FrauJem Schneider. ... olio good and ber German ae- <ell was very bebevlble. The play's only weakness ..... !be German ae- """ts 01 two cbanct ers - Natabe and Fnlz (Rhonda Gerolmo and &ott Nilesl. Clive Mortimer ..... the mephisto of the play, leadtng Sally and Oms almost to a ..... and wild way of life. &ott Reicbelsdorf did an eocellent job as the lree-wbeebng, fua-lovulg guy. SoUy's moth... was played by Carol Costabile. Sbe accurately protrayed an overbearing moth ... lady to briDC ber daugbter borne from ber presumably _ed way 01 til.. "I Am A Camero" is an <Illrant In tile American College Theater Festinl. a natioDal competition JudctD& universIty students and their theater productions. Two jodces will view the production and judge .... cb students will move to the regional festival in Rockford. Dl. "I Am A Camero" will be performed again this Fnday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Tbeater. (fA CONVICTION IS developin~ among Christian college students today. It's a convlctton that says, 'Hey, if other people can assert their beliefs on campus, then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" --Josh McDowell KC 83 " a on~c-in-a-college career experien 'e, Invoh-Ing up to 2'>,000'lUdem, and faculty. Held in Kan a,C!r\, ,\l,,'ouri,from Decemhcr27, 19 1, to Januar} 1, 1984. the conference \I ill imohe learnmg ho\\ to make an eternal mark for Chri,!. Speaker, \1 III mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Elisabeth Elliot • Crawford Lorins IDfCKaatioBal l'4!Ce<!tioe 'or those interested in 8tartiDg c...p... ......cle 'or Christ Monday. Nov. 7. 12:55 p.-. ill MoIiaaro 109. Or caD NIcIc (608)274-3568 for Iaf_tion on Cam- _ Cnuade 'or Christ for KC83. -- ---- KC83- --- --- --- :- - Camr -u,--on I(C • (:amru, Cru'3Jc lor Chm, --- Arro\\head pnn!!, • San BernarJmo, CA 92414 (711 Illlb-'j224.e'l 'jroo A quick peek at Reagan's briefs O.K. Quick Qua. Is GI'l!IIIda: I '!be new Ford two-door for 1984? ~ A c:bIiD of MesiI:aD fast-food restaurants? e A reaUy small isIaDd somewhere "down there?" Sure, you know it now. But bow many of you could ........ tbaf question last week' Both of you? Not bad . What, I ask m,..n. is there in Grenada that a few smaU tbermoouc1ear devices couJdn·t take care of? What are the Marin .. actually doing down there when they could be belter spending their time ge~ting blown to pieces by Iranian madmen in the Lebanon? Imean. the military and the White House teU us that there were two-bllJldred -som e Cubans there at the time. Big flaming deal. Does it mean we invade Miami next? But there .... that massive airfield from which the Royal Grenada Airlorce could launch airslrikes at the U.S. as deep as Jamaica. Let's adJnit it. The Cuban missile crisis this ain·t. •••••••••• But as if the P<Iltagoo thougbt the carIoonists WllUItk.·t bave O!IlOUgbto lampoon now that Wall is out. Grenada is hardly the ouly trouble spot on the globe today. Don't forget that nifty place down there called EI Salvador. Or is it San Salvador? Ilorgel. Anyway. there ustd to be this lillie peuple's revolu· tiOn there. Vou know, wbere a bloodthirsty right-wing dictator gets replaced by a bloodthirsty left·wing dictator in a bloodthirsty civil war. Hell. at least it's more interesting than boll figbts. •••••••••• But anyway, for those of you wbo bave actuaUy forgotten wbat's up in South America. the Ranger now presents what soon will be bailed as a classic of investigative journalism. Ves. our man in Washington has achieved the remarkable. Vou thought the Carter brieIing hooks were big. well, here now is something biller. RomJld Reagan's World Events Briefing Books, as compiled by the CIA so as to be comprehensible by the President of the United States and aU other lower life fonns. •••••••••• South America. The place that's sort of below us, geographically speaking. Sort of between us and the Antarctic. Anyway. our guys tell us that our dictator is beating the beck out nf their dictator. but seeing as there aren·t aU that many people who seem interested in it anymore, maybe we'd better leave it alone for DOW. Can't aduaUy remember the name of the place. anySo It Goes RANGEIl a by John Kovalic way. Dido't the C1ash do a song or something about it! CJre ....... Contrary to first impression, bave now .. termined that Grenada is not in Russia. so the Wbnle operation may have been a bit 01 a waste nf lime. But apart from that, the rest of the deal looks PI!tly good. At least we don't have to worry about a _ sight for Disney World. Lebaaee. Discovered that Lebanon is 004. as snspeeted a new brand of luncheon meat, but is that place ;"rt 01 next to the Jews that keeps blowiDi up our guys. Apparently the Russians are doing something or other somewhere near there, so we'd better leave tht Marines there or at least send some new ones to get blown up in their place. Also it would be advisable to keep them there as the press might find out you reaUy meant to send them to Cuba in the first place. Or was It China? Anyway, at least we don't have to worry about the Vie! Cong. Ha. ha. Europe. For some reason they don't like us OYer there. Goddam ingrates. If it weren·t for us. they'd aU be speaking German. Or whatever it is that they spook in aU of those Godforsaken lice holes of countri .. 01 theirs. AU we want to do is put a couple of missil .. over there anyway. What. do they want os to get bombed flat or something? And anyway they aU smeU funny and eat stupid foods. Maybe we sbould just invade th.... or s0mething. RussIa. Let's invade them, too. CbiDa, UnfortumJtely. we can't invade these ,.no. guys yet since they want to buy a whole buncb 01stull from us. But that's by-the-hye. Just remember Itllle next press conference that Red China is the p1ace we're supposed to bomb soon to keep them in their lit· tle yellow places. But don·t tell anyone. Remember to differentiate between the Chinese and the Vietnamese. Not aU Oriental races should be referred to as "gooks." Africa. Vou really should visit this place sometime. I don't think the Africans regard your official tOI1l1lto Harlem as good enough. Anyway. you won·t have to remember names or anything. as tbey all sound the same anyway. Just mwnble something and take care not to call the President of Zimbabwe a "mighty line looking buck." We still need the black vote. Along which lines. perhaps you should think about ....,.tablishing slavery after the 1984 election. There are so many goddam little two-bit republics here, no one would notice if we invaded a few. Classifieds MOllY: BOW'S the bwnpy pHlow. Watch out for the missing English Muffin Loaf. WIlA T WINKS and goes to see a man about a horse1 Get you a quarter. KEITH H., where did you hide the bones'! Sp. St. KEITH R., bave some chicken. it's on us!! gp. St. JEFF, WAlT till the semester is over Thurs. Oct. 20 MO~ AND Dad Ranger, we want a raise in our allowances. The Kids KIDS! WE'U double it. okay? CAROL K. Love your glasSes and your spelling' K&K FEATURE EDITORS ought to be impaled. SWEETNESS, I expect an "uncluttered" personality in your new abode. AU SMlJRFS co~e.toget,ber, plan to ~w tJ!~~dear '(ede.ran.Of) WHIT! GOOD food, wine and Sinatra! Who could ask for anything more? (I can.) KATE, LUKE and Robert are friends again. Joey. MARILYN B. To a nice person and a great friend! Joey. STEVE VASY puts his feet on backwards in the morning. ROBIN H. Q: Cute feet-A: another name for luck??? KAREN: YOUR fuzzy mustache drove me banans. P. H. HUMANOIDSUNITE!!! Rid the world of those photographic scum. m, BRUCE. Step forth. Your sunrises will be your sunset. J & D Enterprises: AUen J. confidence is groWing.Love you; D. CB~ USERS: Please cJq,s~out your ac. .~!ll)l¥io.orr! •• ..•.• . - ..... . ... YOUR SPACE or mine?? Comm 220 ..Workshop, 5;30 p.m. Monday, Nov 7. 1983, Ml28. Organizational Commumcations-Group 12. PARTY nos weekend...at the Mil· waukee Holiday In.. Ask for K&J Brmg your own Crisco, kids eat free JOHN P.- General Hospital forever~! Joey. TO WHOM it may concern: This is tht last classified of the week, so read the rest of the paper now. CERTAIN INDMDUALS in QueSt Thankx for the touching good time Massuer. RICK AND ROBB ...thanks for the _1ft -ent'- space. What time is the giU<l0<:. Jenny PHOTOGRAPHERS UNITE!! OY.... , tbr throw the Meyer Reign. Rule Ranger. ftt award-winning movie, '~An ..... GenUeman." is the =IlIm this week. It will be illUnioD Cinema today at 3: I,.. Friday at 1 p.m. and 7:30 IDd SUnday. Nov. 6 at 7:30 ~.jdmiIiiOn is only $1 for Park- =-...... and $1 for guests. ftiI illIIOlher great movie spon- _~ PAS; be sure not to miss l Jles\ week's movie is "Tbe ..... ,,_~ thai A Time?" t********* .... 1IIain stage produclion. 1 .. , c.on. win be performed ... III weekend in the CornmuIiIlIIIIl Arts Tbeater. Perform- _11'I118 p.m. on both Friday. ,.. ._ saturday. Nov. 5. Ad- _ lilIrels are available at the lliII IIf«malion Center and at ItJIll Arts Division office. ********** 111I........ free movie, sponsor- .... AS. Is "My Unle ChIcka- ·,lliIIbe shown on Tuesday, .. II 7 p.m. in the Union ********* .... _ WiI1iIrd of UW-Madi- •• be <lIIIlIucling the Social IlalIIdlIhle this week. The .... Isentitled "Nuclear Weap- •• 1iIsIIIuJ Deleuse." It win IIW.lIoaday. Nov. 7 at noon IIu.. 108 and is open to the _. 10 cIIarIe. **.******* ,.. IInIp fibn Ibis week is "'" '" .-..n." It win be shown ~ Sunday in the Union Tlctets for the Foreign ...... Ilriea will be available at the lIlr 8uDday's showing. tt* ••••• ** AIIttare in Corom. Arts 129 by :"- Ted Cohen of the University 1 ~win be on Tuesday. Nov . ......... He win talk on "Unfair ..... An informalional discus- 0.::libplaee at 7 :30 p.m. in ... Arlo 233. Both events are .. open to the public. t •••• **** • .::: ·w called "Domestic Vio- __ Will be beId at noon on Wed· ,.. 8 in Union 106. The !'IIld this seminar are Judy ~Of Women's Horizons, ... ~'lSIl<1 of Women's HeIr,......" and Kevin Hamber- ~ -l'sJ<hologist, at South· tliIlii. Wlscaaiin Family Practice !J~ ':.!.~wbicb is sponsored !'t':'::""'- Hea1lb office and ~ Is &ee and open to by Rick Luebr RL: 0. ,.. pIu 10 .... --- --. 011 drIIIIoc'! WC: What's thaI? • RL: TboI' ........ III tIot 011__ pules IMdId platfo..... .... *ill Mop IloI<s Ie ..,. .. _ 011. WC: Ob. come on RL: M. seriouIy. WC: You're J lr)'Ul& to tnck me Oil from the ground' E>-.ryone mows that ol1 comes from those little cans at tbe Mobil SUtiOD You're PIIll to bave to try banIer tbao that; I'm too smart r )'OU' RL: Yes, sir. De )... U'", uy odlorplul? WC: Yes I'm gotD@ to au_ the stnp lllIIWli 01 Pearl Baile)' and ... ·re gotD@ to flatten the Ilo<:tIa RL: ny _ 1M l\octieI? WC: Colondo needs more part. ing. Also, ... ·re gotD@ to start cIotbing l1J those WlId BIlImals. 1 meall. really. rwmin& U'OUDd Wr.e thai ID front of lIS God-feannc estemen You kn.... I .... a God·feanng William Clark is our new secretary of the Interior. The former nalional security advisor was picked to replace James Watt. I recently had an opportunity to interview Mr. Clark and ask him about his new job. RL: Isee. Do )_ hive U)' plus yet for cle,,'eIopmeal of OW' 1aDcI? WC: Yes. as a matter of fact. I do. 1 plan to offer the use of, uh, you mow. those bunches of tree things. RL: Forests? WC: Yeab, that's .1. forests. Well. anyway I plan to offer them for use as MX DUSSlle bases I mean, those Pinko Russkies would never think of a missile base being in the middle of a. urn, what <lid you call them again? RL: Forests. WC: Right. forests I'n have to remember that. RL: Do YOOU •• Illy plus 10 .... pnIing off-sbore driIIiJtg? WC: What? RL: Mr. Clark. do you feel you are qualifIed for the job as Secretary of the IDlerior? WC.: Of course. I feel that I am the most qualified person available. RL: Whal makes you qualified? WC: I've seen every episode of Wild Kingdom and I've read many Sierra Club pamphlets. Anne Statham joins faculty Continued from Page 4 women in general. - There are people who have stud· ied women in different kinds of occupations, such as steel working, nursing and a variety of other professions. "We're going to pull all of our findings together and see wbat women in different OC'Cupations have in common." says Slalham "We bope we can say oometIung that makes people more apprecialive of what women conlnbute to the work force because of their special experiences, and more aware of the strengths we bave." _._·t,..,..· RL:I ..... -.....L.. WC: ADolI>er LIun& Secwtty ID the _ IS too Iu. Irom_ .... l1J .......... w\lI any ID cuels Yoa can't be too careful.,..,.. 1lDow. _ 01 _ smaU lurry ..... 1lIn!I .............. spies DId,..,.. IlDow that' RL: ......... __ • WC· EIpea,n, _ red oquIr. rea. _ lr1ISled 'om AIIn. l1J _ w\lI Oy ~ rupt pollls; don't I them taklDc . 101pbolocrapbs 01 our toP *"'... staIlabons. DOW, do .... ADd _ other tIwlc .. AI Ibis pomt. Mr. a.rtt _ led .'OJ by an lOde wbo.. ! 1 10 pe tum cbocoIale ..... IDd ". _. 1 don'tllDow about ,..,.., but I'm I1Id ... fiJWIl' hi... • Seerellry 01 tb. Inle.,or wbo -. whal be'. doone When you do It. do •• 'ICh Sry~ HftIm1an' (lId ~. Pun> bn-wed. full)' K~ h a tastI' thal111Jl, )'011 a"''3)' takr It worthwluko - maU It Old Sf) \co Oa Tap at Uaioa s.,u.u. c c...... e.- .. ~(_ • 1. TIia"', Net ,..... 3,1113 TF:;:h::e=F=u:::DD==P::a::p;:::e:irCaper I . WI-N TI-lAT'S ME --·1 THINK(HI LOOKING fOlt .0.1.\ OUJER ""MA~ YOUNG LAD'(. YOUNG- 1,.At1'l' I-lE.Ll~--·I'VE SEEN INORKING- THE COMIC PAGES SINCE 1l-lE '20'S Wild Life Bor 010 Tl-tt cmi€l'! 1/1I"-0 TIl f:" 6U,. Li 1lI€: l'I?FS Ic>£IJT OF -me /110" fbW€"f?t0L Ivl\nOu OI-.l EllRn; .ntE" PRE $..suRi" ,",UST BE PflCrvOME:">.JI'lL. AND ANiwA'!'. I J0S' ~T BElIEVE" 1lI€"60'( 's Po- ltm\ L- 1-10T - I'l-__~ HCAO£DCowc30Y WAR 1'\0NUEl!'. o o Berge's Bit GOOD EVENING. 1l4IS 15 PHIL MOST, WElC.QM. ING '1\)lJ TO SUNOAY '-..!!.,GHT THEATRE. VTONIGHT'S FEATURE IS "gRAD MEETS THE 1'EAC.HER CREATURE FROM CENTRAL CEMETER,Y," 5T~RRI NG BRAD BRADY." .:M::IS:::S~'fIIIl1-+t UTWHILLE.R, ~ AND LORI ...J ........- PETERS. o - so JUST REMAIN AC)! EFP AND WE'LL BEGIN iHIS' C~SS1C lHRILLER ••• " ".. ,~."... ~ '..'..... "" = S!! The times they aren't a changin' by Nick Thome The drinking age is going up Some college students are con~ cemed. I myself, being Over 19 couldn't care less. In fact, why not raise it to 21? "Oh," I hear you griping. "21? Is that guy nuts?" No, this guy isn't nuts! He's just fed up with meeting under-aged girls who sneak into bars. If the drinking age was 21, the chances 01 my picking up a twenty. year prison term would be greatly reduced. The girls would still sneak into the bars, under the new drinking age, but at least they would be OVer the age of consent. While we're on the subject 01 restricting young people's right>, maybe we could get the mandatory draft reinstated. Why not? The Marines need a few more good men. IC there were more Marines Ronnie could open up a few rno~ shooting galleries on the remaining continents. He could take over a few more tiny islands and turn them into tourist traps. You know, those film clips they send us look really lamiliar. They remind me of the !lim clips I watched from Vietnam when I was young. Will they never learn? The media puts you right on the front line. What year is it anyway, '65? It can't be '65. In '65 there were hippies, rednecks and protesters, We still have the rednecks, but where have all the hippies gone? Where are the protesters? I guess it's true, the limes they aren't a-changin'. Patronize Ranger Advertisers FIRST !UTlONAL BA'K or Kenosha DOW,nOW,\' ,"An OffiCE AlTO BUK %4·001 R Tt:LUR BRISTOL LE,\SA~T PR,URIt:' SOllERS Phon" 6~8.2331 t1n.BI.'H nne liI=-~~!!!!!~~!!!!!~::~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I~I!!!!!~"""'==:i':NG:u=....~~S,:IIIJ:. Basketball team gears up for ., Mort FeidmaDD ... netting four top freshmen .. two blghJy-touted transfer play- .. 11IO the men's basketball proParkside head coach Rees Coo was not content to rest on 1lU~' Ib' was he going to let his team ....,. ItIS-84 Ranger squad has .. JII*'llcing three hours a day, _ days a week since practice ...... piling ready for the season .. Nov. 21 at UW-oshkosh. "I ... we can be one of the '" IlIIDoIs in the state to go to the ilWA) lDUm8Dlent," said Johnson. "It 1ft in great physical shape • 1ft gelling tougher." MiIIDn. in his second year at ........ is coming off a 14-16 seaX·Country m4kes good ,,",wing men's and women's teams made a good Saturday, but neither tD the nationals. The .. lIItjjRleIm placed third with 99 of to teams. The men against 21 teams and with t60 points. _ ran very well but Mi'I.",*" the national competi- ........ Driscoll came in ninth, • ~::- runners are the • qualify for nationals. The .. placed as follows: .. ~, 17; Sarah Heitl. I;"Rupert. 26; Karen Jacob- ~ .. Sbari Reynolds. 43; and -fImaoo·61. +,.,. to qualify for t~e men's ;",.." ;hip, the team had to -lIiinI or be one of the top -- -..... One of Parkside's -.. dill make it to the NCAA Divi8~nshiIrTim Renzel- - JIIaeed second. "Tim ran a -'0 - and I'm happy he made IIId coach Lucian Rosa. ,:,:,c Kapheim placed fifth. ~ is DOl going and it is heart- ~ It said Rosa. "He came in ........ not running for five AI' I bow in my heart he's an --ita taliber runner." tIt'De '-er who came in third ....... Ieaun and 28th overall was -1IiIIer. "1lIcb also ran a good ::-0 IIld Rosa. "The other guys ......... after him could have &!' .. With him, and we IDlght -1IlIeD fourth." said Rosa. lie ... added. "We ran a good i:-:'~bad a good chance Its for the team, bUI we ~ '- who IS g"mg to na- . " ..,..,., . son, but with a good recruiting year, the team 15 on the rise with youth. Johnson nabbed Kenosha's Salem Central forward Ron Zeihen and Indiana's leading rebounder Eric Juratic, who was an honorable mention high school All-American in the recruiting race. "This year's freshmen are an outslanding group," Johnson said. "They are the future of Parkside basketball and are willing to work hard." Transfers Stan Cameron, from the College of the Desert by way of BYU. and Dave Sergeant from Blackhawk Junior College will join with returning upperclassmen Brian Diggins. Darryl Jackson and Eric Womeldorf to form the backbone of the team, season "I'm very pleased with the way the upperclassmen are playing," Johnson said. "They have all unproved in confidence and strength. I'm expecting a lot from them this year. "Eric Womeldorf bas an excellent chance to be an academic AllAmerican," said Johnson. "He's coming on really strong since last season. Brian Diggins has a chance to be All-American if he can have a good season." The new players combined with experienced returners will help the Rangers as they face a tough schedule. playing six of their first seven games on the road. Parkside has their hands full with an assortment of NCAA Division D and Division 1 tearns. SCHBDVLB 1983·84 UW.PARKSIDEHOMESCHEDULE All games al 7:30 pm (except Ranger Classic) Nov 26 UW LaCrosse Dec. 14 Milwaukee School of Engineering Jan. 3' 4 Ranger ClaSSIC UW MIIWaU"'ce UW Eau CIa-tIP' lake'and UW PlatteVille Northeastern illinOIS Roosevelt University Indiana UlPurdue U Chicago Slate U LeWIS Untverslty Loras College Northprn Mlt"hlgan U III,nOIS InSlltute of lechno1ogy Jan 7 Jan 14 Jan 28 feb 2 feb 11 feb 14 feb 16 Feb 20 feb 23 "It's hard fUldu>g good teams to play when you're not WIth a conference," Johnson said "You lose the bome and away senes but we're going agamst some talent this year." wards the tDd 01 the year. Irs ruc:e not to travel", mucb and .......... rest." '!be lelIm WIll Deed their !'lit since Jotu.oa J'IIDlI • coastaat ~ liolI 011_ and press after _ basket on_ ''We try to forte the other lam to make mlstlk .. .' ... said • 'lbere is a Iugber Jl""'ODtaee shot 011the defense. and we are Iookinc for that advantaee:' Joluuon is anclec:ided aD Ius starting live.but ... wtII carry IIon the lelIm. "We hope to ... a cIftp team tIus year. I'm reoIIy Iootmc forward to the start. We have an excitiDg team, a team thaI can do lhmgs. I"m prepared to WID a lot of games:' Among the DiVISion , teams are Western DliDolS, which was 20-11 last season, and UW-Green Bay. Strong Division D teams include Lewis (20-10). UW-8tevens POIOI (26-4) and Chicago SCale. which was ranked number nme in the NAIA with a 28-5 mark. The Rangers end wilh seven home games in their last 10 I:lurinl: that time they will try to sharpen their skills for a bopeful tournament bid. '" would rather start the season on the road." Johnson said. "To- $5 for 11 Games! Special Student Advance Season Ticket Sale tor UW-Parkside Basketball Ends Nov. 18 o Maximum 2 •• a.on tick.t. per .tud.nt .v.lI.ble wiltI I,D. card only at Phy Ed Bldg., 8 .m to 4 pm, M-F, $10 aftar Nov. 18. o Includes all 11 r.gular .e •• on home g.me. (Ranger Classic •• clud.d). Th81·. just 45 c.nt. a gam.' o Non-.tud.nt adult •••• on lIck.t. ju.t $10 for 11 r.gular .eason hom. g.m.s unlil Nov, 18, • .aving of 58 from the regular .eason ticket prlc•. Just 91 cents a g.me. o Purcha••• Junior Ranger membership lor .ny child 12 or younger for only $2, which i. good lor ALL 13 hom. gam.s. a fr.e Rang.r Bear T·shirt and. Junior Rang.r 1.0 card. ThaI's just 15 c.nts a gam•. o Cholc. of r.s.rv.d .eats on th. team .id. or gen.ral admi•• ion on the pre ••• ide, o Ch.nce to win $100 by m.king • shot from h.If-court, E.ch g.m. 3 people will h.ve 2 chsnces to .Ink th. "Long Ranger." o Free admission to Union Squ.r. lor liv •• nt.rt.inm.nt ett.r the gam•. o Th•• peci.' e.cit.m.nt of colleg. be.k.tball. colorful ch.erl •• der., roving Ranger B•• rs, Junior R.Ii9er Club activlti ..... o Th. best in Division If bask.tball as R... John.on·. powerful R.ngers .et th.lr sighla on th. n.tional tournam.nt in K.n .. s City. ACT NOW: This offer ends Nov. 18. Mastercharge and VISA available. la sifieds For ale • ..~= COD I You bo• • DJI. IIEEr af ~ FndIT "",.... .1 .... 1 H __ ,#tpI c.JoiIII '! LO'VED 8AJONG WTnI y·"'OU......AU.-:D4Y nuDAV" EllT wru. • WIU11l'tG IOOJllI wmt ,. CJlOCJQJI TWIllS Ilaln1L OR IS 11L\ T T1IE ClIACll· IIInrEl'lS'J .f. 100 JUliO!" BIlUNDA..,. _Id .......-- r-1I ..,...,... c. s ........ _ .. tII -.LY, GET_....-- '10 tall< _ .......... You',,- _ ' DoI.... IiRI-....cJ 5 TWJNS: The era of the exSEUVRT __..... Today mailbox· ......... IIshIW .. ~· ,.--. the world. After all. es. tonlorrow .• _ ... F. S. o. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Admissions policy reviewed - Committees consider 'tightening up' requirements Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 10, 1983 Admissions policy reviewed Committees co~sider 6tightening up' requirements by hllJlie Tunldeicz News Editor Last week's article about admissions policy recommendations prompted many students to wonder: What will happen to transfer IIId IMIllrY students? Who is a specialstudent? and what is meant by a special advising program? . It must be stressed that the policies are still in the formulating .uees are by no means final. If, when and how these recommendations will be implemented is uno known. However. the recornmendalioIls and processes can be further aamlned and speculated upon. The Mademic Policies Commitlee (APe) condensed an admissions policy recommendation that was l'ftIeDled to them by the Coordi- IIlIliW Council on General Educa- IIao IC<.'GE). APC will be submitiii( Ihis rough recommendation to .... Faculty Senate for their infor-. 1IIItioa. nis stated in their recommenda- IIao 1IIatstudents who are placed in Ille CllIlditionaladmissions category at 1lle time of their application to !'Irbide would be required to partidPlte in a special advising pro- 113m. The nature and extent of the special adVising program is not doarty outlined. An advising sub- COmmittee has been established to address these questions and to develop recommendations for such an advising program as it relates to the admissions policy recommendations. The COmmittee is still in the preliminary stages, but its progress will be updated as it is made. A category has been added for re-entry students. The proposal states that students who re-enter Parkside after an absence of three years or more will be required to meet all general degree requirements in effect at the time of reentry. The three-year rule differs from the current policy in that students who re-enter at this time can meet the general degree requirements that were in effect when they were last enrolled at Parkside. For example, someone wbo was last a student in 1973, dropped out and re-entered in 1983, can re-enter on the basis of those general degree requirements in 1973. not those of 1963. The recommendation for transfer students' entry to Parkside differs slightly from the current policy Tbe proposal states that transfer students will be granted standard admission if they have a minimum GPA of 2.0 for all college-level work attempted. Students who do not meet this requirement would be reviewed on the same basis as new freshmen and if admitted they Would be placed on academk probation Currently at Parkside there is no policy dealing WIth special, or nonmatriculate, students. The proposal would state that no more than the fIrSt 15 credits earned at Parkslde as a norHnatriculate student could be applied to a degree Ronald Pavalko. Chairman of CCGE, said ... It IS important to remember that we are talking about policy. not implementation 01 that policy." Two initial phases arc involved rn the process of approv ing new policies If APe finalizes and approves the recommendation it would then be submitted to the Faculty Senate for approvat The second phase. if the poliry is approved. is to formulate an Implementation Committee. wbioh would work out the mechanics of the policy and how It would be implemented "Increased retention of students, increasOd percentage of graduating students and Ultimately to make students' academic experience, more valuable" are the cntena for success that Pavalko Cites for ~ admissions recommendation which may become new pohcy prob'temB caused ~ sttulents DeI},'eam preJ;Jt:1n8 for pltwo/la ~'"q,. invade lJWJ»or.kBIde revie•W .. Ractr pIloto b) Todd H.. I Many PlIblde stade.1S .... !he R.oci.. aod It. bot Ie eet to ud from <am ...... [~B--u-s---s-e-r-v-r~c-e---s-u-r-v-e--y-;-J I Til<' f~I'. t", ,,, mil' • I flIP c ~ 11)mt urlth, llt"qlM: n. udl"nl t'fl1" fr'ltm (J\ d t , ~o had mul. Um, I I To beller ,... I. IRom ''f' I nmdu I Il~(,the nil t y '.. ' ~ ., ') 'I II \ HI I' I , I Tl'OE. 'T Bl' , I 1'ifo\\ 011 _ ,---:----- I"h:il II ,---------- I"ben ">II1d \ .u Ill\f. '0 u Iou ,.... Itdn Ihl b >bouk! run t'\N) " t I'" III pm. II ,,I1 R\EY ... 1 1:-:-:-,---:-:----:--::-:-;-------:-:;:::-7"::""':7' I '1IOtlid \Otl 101<.I" ~ a 1 1 IIIOVId mu u • 1 I'~"'"" I 1 1 I Drop off q8e.s1io1lJlairg la tho lUng ... offk-e I ' -- -- """ ! - Don't forget ... Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Ian Guskin on onday, Nov. 1 at 1 p.m. in mid- ain Place Thi is your best opportunity to a k "the man in charge" whatever you want to. Don't complain that you never had a chance. Write a letter to the Editor! JOIIl<IhInc you want • Or """etmllC w" II you do. on! ... IJllUl& paper • IG.· lIM! IeIt ... and include your pbooo! number lor 'enfi<:ation _ .·ames will be "'thheld lor ,'>bel.....,... An lett ... ",thout a ture aDd pbooe number will not be peated Ra.ncer WIll publish as IIlilny letten as pernuts, but nosen .. 1M ncbt to refuse letters "'th libe!- t Rancer abo reserv .. !be ncbt to edil or refuse lengthy let .... U )'OU have an)' questiOns roo- <ernlIIg lett ..... contact Keu • Ieyer. EdIlor. at lIM! Rane... offICe IW1.1.C 0139 phone 553-2287 DeadliDe for I.U ess IS Tued,,,· 10 a m for publication Thursday - All you to do IS loIIow thee ~ guide • k your Ietten und ... 350 • t,n>e them daub on AH,VOU MUST BE THE"""'" ASIANS AND COLOUREDS WELCOME ABOARD AND' START BAILING. ~~ more big city blues A new horizon bas been opened up 10 me this past weekend Believe il or nol, this part-animal Editor has never experienced the northern metropolis (alias Milwaukee) lor a leisurely day. lei alone a weekend. Iy preju<bced small-town view of big cities suffered a mighly blow to it> condescending attitude--I actually enjoyed mysell .Iy prediction of r .... nacting Jack Lemmon's "'Out of Towners" disasters never mater- .. b2ed I'm not disappointed-just surprised. I am-or used to be-a card-carrying member of the Ar,U-Big Cities lederation (also known as the ABC·s). It atwa}"s seemed 10 be the thing 10 do, but I musl admit that I have come to see the light: there's actually life beyond the ABC's For starters, there is DEF. Decidedly Ecstatic Fun Bul as all newborn DEF members realize. some trange. dumb. interesting, kinky and amazing things happen on any maiden voyage. This virgin Milwaukeeparli'" ooticod many tlungs, including: Findi.ng one's way in filwaukee is easier than in Racine rat least 10 US Kenoshansl because not only does the street IaY-<lullllilke sense, bul there are also imporlanl aDd lun plaCES to fmd *************** Finding aU the fun places is interesting when the driv ... ·s theme song is "Maniac" and habitually drives the wrong way on <Joe-way streets afler getting 15 nules oU course and accidentally turning a 25-fool distance to our dest.ma.tion into a IG--milescenic view of 1- 94 West *************** ---- by Ken Meyer, Editor The Port of . filwaukee is as exciting as what it reatly is-getting lost and endIng up at a dead-end underneath one of the lnt"",tate's overpasses, full of drivers wbo know where they're goIng. ••••••••••••••• The ratio of humans and sub-humans does not necessarily differ between small, medium and big cities. OAt out of every three people, no matter where they b,'e, are unworthy of mention. *************** Within a few blocks and hours of each other, one can experience such diverse places as Elsa's on the Part. where the snobbish elite hang oul and an A&Wwhere the owners/operators speak a language unknown IIJ higher forms of life. *************** The infamous Safe House lives up to its extraordina· ry word-<lI-mouth publicity. Any place that attracts as many sailors as Grenada and Lebanon do Marines must rate at the top of anybody's must-see list 01 Milwauk· ee's night life. WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Baumgardner, Malpm Butkus. Carl Chernouski Sue eun.o. Kon Duon, Michael Fucl,ow Keith Harmann. Mary Kalida.. Bob KiesbDl. Carol Kortendict. K~ndyl- Mane Imn, Ridt loehr. Robb Luehr Jill IlIJulJley ieIso<l. Did< Oberbruner' Julie PmdIetOlI. Bill .. ~••••~ Nkk 'I1lome. Sarah Uh1l«. --". PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eoc:hhom. Todd Herbst Phil ~ Da •• McEvoy. Masooci SIlaliq, Korea Trudel. Gory Zalokar. K.n -".'ef _ _ _ Edito< Jenn" Tunkiek:.z H Editor John Ko•• llc: _ _ F•• tur. Edito< Pelrlcle Cumbl _ _ Spotte Edito< :lch.el Kollu - Photo Editor ndy Buchenen _ _ _.._.. Bu.lne •• -"eneger C.lh.rin. Ch.ff Actv.rtl.lng Man.g.r J.ff Wick Distribution M.n.ger Pat Hen'tat A•• t. Busin.a Manager Range' is wliHen and eailed by sfudenh of UW.PorlcskJe and flw, ore solely responsible lor ils editor;al po/icy Dnd content. PubliJoed eMf)' Thursday d~'in9 the ocodemic yeo' eJ<cep' dUling bleah and ltoJidoyJRanger oJ printed by fhe Rocirte JOllrnol Times, All cor~espondence should be addressed 'a: POflcside Ranger. Un;... ,· sSty of W<sconsm-Parlcside, BaM No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis, 53141, leHers 10 tlte editor will be accepted il typewritten, dcwbk-spoeed on s!ondord size poper, Letters sholAd be leu Ihon 350 words ortd nN.ISf be Slgtted w,th a telephone number included lOr ve,ilicotwJrO putporHNo~ s WIllbe wifhheld lOt valid feosons. R o.odfiroe fat lette~s is Tuesday 10 0.111. for publicoffoll TlMlndor anger reserves the 119'" to ,.fuw lefteu confoini"" 101M _ .... tory content. llANGER 3 Thursday, No,~mber 10,1983 Social Science Roundtable Willard addresses U.S.- Soviet tensions by Karl Dixou ",. United States and the Soviet Union must reduce the tension that elists between them by reducing muclear arms, argued John Willard. Emeritus Professor of ChernistrY and former Dean of the Graduate School at UW Madison, during the Social Science Roundtable Monday in Union 106. . According to Willard, experts have agreed that neither country can win the arms race. "When the bomb was dropped at the end of wwn, it was 3r:; ... C that even tbough many lives \\ ere lost. many more were saved," he said. Then, Willard continued, nuclear weapons 111ft useful as defense weapons. "Now lbey are just useless." Willard explained the danger of _lear weapons by comparing the torce of one nuclear submarine to 111the powers given off by all sides ill WWD. "If Racine or Kenosha .... hit, Parkside would be badly dImaced and we, of course, would lie vaporized," he continued. Alimited nuclear war is not real- " poaible in Willard's opinion. "Wilb the way minds work, we - assume that once fists start 111I.. , r.pid escalation would --,.' be said. Once a war had ...... Willard said that he would ..-me that communication between the leaders of the U.S. and the USSR Would attempt to bait it. Yet, if the nuclear war was brought to a halt, there would be many severe side effects, according to Willard. "A bomb the size of a megaton or more dropped on Omaha, Nebraska would incapacitate most of the electronic equipment of the country, includlng satellites," he said. The fall out after a ground blast during which chemical by-products would be carried in t~e air and Winds would make much of the land uninhabitable, he continued. The destruction of the ozone would permit so much ultraviolet light through that anyone outside for more than half an hour without eye protection would be blinded, in. cluding aU animals. "A study by Carl Sagan has just discovered that a nuclear explosion of one-tenth of our current power would create so much dust and pollution that only five to ten percent of the earth's current temperature would remain," Willard said. The temperature of the earth would cool to -50 degrees Farenheit. "Even the country that made the first strike and was not retaliated against would find it hard to survive this 'nuclear winter'," he said . According to Willard, Russia does not feel as secure as we are led to believe. "The paranoia level is perpetuated by the administration to keep the rues burning," he said, "and I am sure the same thing probably occurs in Russia." Willard said he feels that nuclear arms should not be combined with human rights issues, as it has been in some political activities. "The arms race must be looked at alone," he said, "because those other issues are tnsignificant if the arms race is not settled." Willard, a former research scientist for the Manhattan project on atomic weapons, mentioned that c, Nov. 20 ABC television will show a movie called "The Day After," which depicts the effects of a nuclear war on the U.S. "I have Dot seen it, but those who have have said that it was very moving," he said. Another person agreed. "I attended the early screening of 'The Day After' and can personally testify to its enormous emotional impact," said Roger Molander, in a letter to Ground Zero members. "Nothing on the subject of nuclear war that even comes close to the power of this film has ever been seen on the screen, much less on national television. to "Nuclear arms are now a pouu- Prof. JobD Willard .ddresses Moaday's SocW Scle_ Rou. •• Il.bIe. Ranger plloto by Robbie Eicllhont. cal and social issue," concluded WI!Jard. "We need to let our legislators know that we want lbe most talent ... and wise negotiators at the confer ce table." Build down (the reducu.n of two old warheads for one Dew one) may be the first step, "There has been a real chance In the pubbe .ttitude and .war...... 00 this subject." h~ saad "But If sorneuunc IS mthe best m'-ta of ~ bolb the U.S and ~ USSR, then there must be some way to make.t come about." Taste bud testing 00'ericOI) 0' s~ ,,0 0 0> ~ Q) 0 ..c c ''(:.;V Campus to celebrate smokeout On Nov. 17, coll~es across the nation will be celebralUlg the Great American Srnokeout. The American Cancer Society is askin« Partside to encourage students, f.culty and staff to ei~ participate if they are smokers or support !bose smokers who plan to quit for the day. Please stop .t the 1'r<>-Me1 Qub Smokeout table in Union or .t the Student Nurses' Association-Partside table in WLLC for information, encour· agement and help. Workshol! How to work with your accountant UW-Enensioo 3SSOCIate profes· UW·EltenSion and Parksid SOl' Robert R. Davidson. who spe- Small Business Jle-,'elopment Cen. cializes in financial management ter and instructs and counsels area small business owne.rs. managers. will tnstrucl ~ w_p. A seven-course gourmet dinner and "barrel tasting" (sampling wines stiD in the barrel and not yet on the market) will be beld at Bistro JlarthoJomew Ltd. _u- rant, 1675 Done'" Ave., Racine as • benefit for the Partside library. sponding wines are as folio" : * Saumoo cwt • l'etu,_Buetre au fenowl (steamed salmon WIth dill butter). served with PodrecaJ Chardonnay '11. * BaI1entlne de Poulot Cllaud Froid··Sauce Cumbeorland {('old stuffed chicken pate ",lit cumnl and WIne sauce,. """ed ,,"h G. rard Owdonnay 81 • Ouo Bueco Ibral d , .1 shan!< sen'ed WIth jUlienne , bles .nd l,pt red ...... saueel, served WIth 's ~p \'Ine)anIs Neslot '79 • Salade Pacon du Chd ( lad of Bibb lettuce, cherry t t and cream garbe dresalng) * Carre D'Acneau-Sau L,n· gonberry (roast raclt 01 lamb WIth nun! glue and lingonberry uce), .trv~d With GIrard C.b~rnet Sauoienou '80. W'LLC -big problems caused by few students by Mark Feldm.nn Major problems occuring in the WJIIie Ubrary Learning Center are <lased by a very small minority of sludent users, according to Hanne- Iort Rader, diJ'ector of the WLLC: I'We have serious student pro,,", ... with only one percent of our IotaI users," Rader said. "That is a ...... estimate. but 1 think it is an ....... teone ... ....Ilader has noticed an increase in - boot payments from $2,000 in lI'/I.«I to more than $7,000 during ~.az. Fines on overdue books ..... IIso risen, but not at a huge !lie. "IVe try to get our books back, .... the overdue and lost ones," Rader oald. "It is very expensive to "PIa<e lost books. In total record .... JlOrsollneI costs, a $5 book lIIIpt cost $15 to replace." Rader said more problems have 0faR0d Within the confines of the IIIirary than outside. "Students will .... boob and materials for a class .... bide them in the library, where Glbets can't get to them." lItudeals bave complained about Po7inc for books they have suppos- :!I!returned, and other problems. •"Q9' has taken into consideration • (lIao to use receipts for fines so Iludeots have a record. "IVe can look into such a plan," Ih~ said. "It does make some 1l!lIse. We are always open to sug- ~." Rader does not know where funds for such a pian will come, but she isAlesitant to use student money. "The students pay too much already. They don't need any more added on," PSGA president Jeanne Buenker- Phillips was more cautious of the suggestion. "I think it would be more time conswning," she said. "The library would have to hire additional help, but 1 agree that it should be looked into. " A popular procedure of the WLLC was the amnesty weeks, where students dUring a set week could return overdue or lost books. Rader does not think they helped much. "We have done it twice so far, and 1 was disappointed in the tumout both times," she said. "I think if it was done on a regular basis, people would become more lazy. "Fines and payments are the only things a library bas to bold over people's heads. We are Just mterested in letting otbers who want to use the materials use them." Buenker-Phillips advocates more amnesty weeks, if the students want them . "We can talk to the library and the Library Learning Center Paculty Committee and arrange the eeks if the students would like to :ee them," she said. '" think they go over very well" The "once-in-a·li!elJrne culinary and 0en01oglcal experience" will be at 6 p.m. Monday, Nov. t4 .nd costs $75 per person, $2S of which is tax deductible, said Tom Krim· mel, UW-P Alumru Director and advis6 to !'artside's Alumru Assc>- ciation, whicb is sponsonng the event. The dinoer will ~ prepared by European-trained cbef Joseph Gen· ~. The criticaJly-acclaimed Napa VaJJoy wines, several still in the barTel, will be served personally by their makers, Stephen Girard 01 GIrard V~, 0atviJIe, Cat and Carl Doumanie, of Stag's ~p Vineyards, Stag's Lo8p, C.l Reservations are required and space is Jinuted. Por complete reservation information, contact tb<! Alumni Association Off"", .t W-Z414 between 8 am_ and 430 p.m. by Friday afternoon, Nov. 11. The courses and their corre· • Filet d~ Ch~vr~UII .. S.u .. Josef (6Iet of __ WIth sauce 0/ jurupet bernes and cinnamon), - witb Stag's Lo8p Voneyards ~S"u 77 • Fromage ot F'ruil (assorted cheeses and fruu.l. Sft>'ed "'11b Cherun Blanc 72 "Working witb your Accountant," a workshop designed to help business owners understand thCIT accountants· roles in their businesses will be held Wednesday, Nov. 16 at'Kenosha's Civic Building (~old police station). 812 56th St, from I to 4 p.m. The COS! is $6. For more mformaUOn un 6,S6.. 6793 or WTlle Mike Herman lOW Extension, 714 52nd SI Kenosba The worksh.o.p.is.co-.sponsored by WI ~140. " , -. a Freshmen minorities' progress monItored ti e way The The program has received over studlesninanega'v, it ing program whelmin.g support from the faculty. Purpose of thIenemntom'of orrmation from aceor d'109 t0 Lomax. "Th ere is a 101' ,~ to. g. et pe.rtinen to•rs0relative to the of POStitiive ~' n~ut from the faculty, IDdiVld~l mstruc If we work with Without their input, we would have students progress, their first year nothing to go on except generali, these students mumated to college ties, "hes ,saIi,d ~d get them ahcc more successful Accordmg to Lomax, this tyPe of life they may ave 'to ' . I. "15 at this campus mom rmg program IS practiced at acadenuc pursur uses" she said. other campuses as well as at Park. and at otherdcamthaPt st'udents who side in the basketball program Lomralixci sa.ling in the program re- Changes W'III be made .10 . the are pa leptat rly in October ac- form for next semester, one possi. eeive"d a th er enwith the program. hi1lit y may b e t0 0btaiIn student qualntinigd th etmthe students she has si.gna t ures, she salid. Sbe sasith a happy about the pro- "I thi nk Iit'sag ood program alX! metWl "11a1re students have the op- we should know how good I.t is gramrt"t teo respond and to say 'I early next sem .. ter. Hopefully dp'otumy t you do to this' and we 'II' see lrnprovemen Is" In these U:.s ;:' They have that right." students." said Lomax, In tryIn« to addms IIle proben< oUDtero<! b) Ireshmen ..... t wouJd pay parti<uIar atto IIle mmont, udents " saKI t.omax It wouJd be wonder· f if we cauId do this lor "ef)'OOe. bat tJ students ropresent a p«teDtaee of ~ stu- _ popu\abOll and wilen 50 peI" cInIp out lIlat s a huge num: be:r~1'be~racInio..n.. 10 pal par. to this poop or Management series set - ov 17-....·Handling R~ q Cnd r WI In S .' \It Opoo Re<ordo Law. th Elm f'OV<' IIIWli<'ipal allOm<'l H cit 10 en _ Is aIoo staff c:oun. 10 UW·Mih .... ee. -Do<- S--' n.. of Prod ly 1ft Human Ir~ MaMfttJ1WDl," tb Jobn M.rt.m. a pml In 1M UW Ext 0.- partmeDl of GO\ertUllffil;t1 A1f~ In --J... _"A 0IIlic on !be Art and of t." ., I'aIbocIt l.'llallmIlIr .~JaoG . kin, boIds a PhD In PS)" cboIocr and bas ~ and ,",tlen .-ideIy an m*n'Cl!".fl1ft'lt topto.. LRdudiIlc a d>apt<r utJed Kno .... ... UtibzabOll and Power In Vol· ~Il Oo<'ision,MWng:' which appoM'S III !be booIt ........ Dlre<-- lloas loe f'rocram E\-aJuaUoo " -MM<h S--"Using PersooaI Compute... lor Spreadsheet. lilt In ~~':"'IllIstn- .. ""'P- at P: F.... ~ ...,ldn_ ..,..... __ I ICIOIICe prtlI KenIlelh Hoover at IU II ID~~,,~~~::~or14>e\ ................... : 'American Motorshow : .. with -+c .. JIM BRADLEY • : WRJN - 1400 AM : .. 6:05 - 6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. -+c ,. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY -+c ................... ~ Kenosha's Finest .utl _ • YOU MAYHOT HUD us NOW BUT lI£MUIBElIllEHO _EN you DO wE 1I£ TllE_SSOONA1.S 5725 5th Ave. Downtown Kenosha Ph. 654·0249 Hours: -fll •• ·' 30.. Rod P. Bruno, Owner additional comments. as well as the name of the student, instructor and course. The information obtained lrom IIle IIISInJctors IS used solely lor counsebng 00 an individual basis between Lomax and the student. She said she directs the students to lutonng services il they need them, belps them curb absenteeism or tardiness and she encourages tbooe who are doing "ell ID their co She would like to see more minority students using campus services and get Involved in the extn<UJTicular acthlUes. • lr~ not tq spy on the studen~. II'S not to ISOlale these students, ,t s not to segregate these sludents or to pal' particular atlention 10 these Graph ... and Data ~Ianagement AppUcatJorb,' WIt!> Robert Luke. Part.sid~ busm professor and compuler consultant -Apnl 12-'"How 10 Tell Good PohC)' from Bad Policy," WIth ParksI<Ie professor Kenneth Hoover. autbor of IIle booIt "The Elements 01 Sorial SCJentihc ThmItlDI ·" CoollDulnC education units ICE 'Sl mal' be a.... rded lor al· Iencbn& IIle semanars leacb seminar IS worth .15 (EU). The senunars also may be counted toward the cert1fJCat~ In pubUc adrmDlstration ollero<! by L'WEX·Department 01 GovernmenLaI AllaII'S """,er said public orgaruzahons such as school systems, human services departments and IOvern· ment _ ... may subscnbe to IIle senes and sead a dlllerent person to eacb senunar Selecting computers II you are CODSHIenngth~ pur· cbase of a computer, but are puz· zIed about how to select the righl one lor your purposes. a University Enension. UW·Partslde course on .Mald1ull Computers to the Job" may be just what you need, Moms Firebaugh. physics prolessor at UW·Parks>de. has an ex· IlSISJVeba<Sground In research and experieDce WIth computers. He has read paP""S 00 the subject al nu· merous scientific organization moeIJIl&S and publ1shed WIdely in st.itotifie journals. Including a papel' on ..Appropriat~ Teclmology: Malching Compulers to the Job," This program will stimulate thought and new perspectives on IIle applications of computers. sum· marue- the most important trends mille nucn>computer IOdus!ry, and recommend bow to best take ad· ''allIag~ 01 these trends. The program w,ll be held • 'o"ember 16. Wednesday. 7·9 pm,. m Tallent Hall at UW·Parkside. Kenosha ,The lee is $S. Rqistrations are being !Ken by Uolversity Ex. tension in TalIeat Hall. pbone ~ 2312 . Open Stage Nov. 16 "If you've got it, flaunt it," and P~rkside students will have the opportunity to show their talent Nov. 16 at the second annual Open Stage. The PAB sponsored event will hegin at noon in the Uolon Bazaar, Nine. 20 minule acts WIll he leatured as well as free popcorn. "This is a chance lor students to perform." said Rhonda Bradley. Open Stage r<>-ordinator. "We spend a lot 01 money bringing in outside talent lor Colleehouses and there is so much talent here at Parkside," Bradley said that the event wenl over well last year and an even bigger tUnH)ut is expected this year. 101 encourage .... eryone to allend," she added. The acts lor this year's Open Stage are: Bnd Osbome - siager/guitar player Jo Michael&: - classical piano Dick Oberbrull<r - singer/guitar player "11le J,,",ing Cavaliers" "Me. of. Thousand Voices" Clleri. NlccoIal - singer "Tbe TritoDeS" - siDgen CbrIs Werwie - ,iDcer/guitar ployer and ......... one mystery guest performer. Workshop, Cross cultural encounters "Cross Cultural Encounters." a day-long workshop on communicating wilh persons of different cui, tures led by four Parkside laculty including visiting Fulbright prolessor of communication Yves Winkin, will be held Irom 8:45 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday. Dec. I in Union Room 106, Cost 01 the workshop. which is designed lor anyone who intereacts with persons 01 dlllerent cultures on a regular or occasional basis, is $25t which includes lunch and Workshop materials, Rqislralion deadUne is Nov. 15 and appUcaton lorms can be obtained by calling 553-2312 or by writing UW Extension. Parkside. Box 2000,- Kenosha WI 53141. The workshop will includes ses· sions on "culture shodt"'-the sense of disorientation a person feels when suddenly thrust into a loreign culture; differences in languages and cultures; nonverbal communication; and culturally. based sex roles, Other session topic will be deter· mined by the interests 01 the par· ticipants. Winltin. who bolds a position witb the University of Liege in Bel. gium, will open the workshop ''lib a talk on dillerent aspects 01 inler· cultural communication, an am into which he has conducted ext .... sive research. Other workshop leaders are: --Richard AmmaM, a lormer Peace Corps volunleer in lbe Pbilippines. who has lived in Asia. Afri, ca and Australia. Ammann teacheS reading skills at Parkside and ~ working toward a PhD in urban education at UW·Milwaukee. --Wendy Leeds·Hurwitz. PaRside communication prolessor, wIJo has traveled through most of West' em Europe. Hurwitz teaches cour· ses on intercultural communication at Parkside and is a member 01 til< university's. International Studies Program larulty, -Lillian Trager. parkside an· thropology prolessor, who has hved and traveled in West Africa, Soulbeast Asia, EuroPe and Australia A member of Parkside's Inlernahooal Studies Program laculty. Trager has been leading workshops and teaching courses on cross-cullural interaction lor the past fi:~ The workshop is heine by Parkside.'& IDtematJooal St..... Program. RANGER Club Events Phi Gamma Nu to attend or to find out more about ICVF. . A paper drive is being conducted II)' Phi Gamma Nu through the end of November; any contributions will be appreciated. Call Sally Schrader at 639-7969 to arrange a pick-up or drop the papers off outside the Phi Gamma Nu office, D 131 D. Physics Club See the world's higgest Atom Smasher! Join the physics cluh on their trip to Fermi National Accelaiill' Laboratory Telatron on Friday, Dec. 2. View for yourself the Iln!SOIlIe particle accelerator, a full tiJameter in diameter, ahle to operlie at 700 billion electron volts. The r.latron has not reached full power, yet it already holds the record for the highest energy particle a<teIerator in the world. Anyone ibterested can contact Professor Stov.n Luzader. A sign-up sheet will be posted on the door of Gn!eaquist 235. Space is limited, so lip up soon. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE will be sponsoring a speak- -, R...,. DeRose, to lecture on ''How to Judge a Good CommerdaL" DeRose, a Parkside graduate, II!be Marketing Manager of OTC Inc Products at Johnson Wax. His IIcturo will be held Monday, Nov. It at 7:30 p.m, in Greenquist 103. hyono is welcome. lEBA iEHA (Industrial and Environ- _tal Hygiene Association) is JlIoosod to announce a guest lecture by the nationally-known IH consult- IlIt, Jack P. Peterson, PhD, PE aa. Th. lecture will be held Monday, Nov. 14 in Greenquist DII5 at .I..p...~m-. Dr. Petersen's topic will be Tbrea"""",nMonOxide: The Invisible I." iEHA inVites all of its members to panjcjpate in the upcoming ScifIl< e DiVision Basketball Game-- :::18 vs, Faculty. Buy advance from Chemistry Club memben tor $1.50 (llloney to be donated ~ tbe Science Division Facul- IAlUllUli Scholarship Fund). The ~ is scheduled for Saturday, '-·26. IVCF ~ednesday, Nov. 9 IVCF (In- -1_Christian Fellowship) is _~- ... a talk on "The Faithful- - of God." It will be held at 1 , .....in Molinaro 107. We extend a lrInn welcome to anyone wishing Geology Club The Geology Club is sponsoring the semi·annual Rock and Gem Show on Thursday and Friday, Nov. 10 and 11 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Union Concourse. A number of items will be on display and Jar sale. Everyone is welcome to attend. Geology Club field trips wiD be the SUbject of the Geology Club Colloquium on Friday, Nov. 11 at I p.m. in Greenquist 113. The Smokey Mountains and the Black Hills- Bighorn Mountains will be discussed and a slide show wiD be presented. Speakers will include the ever popular Tom Siewert and Jack Kemper. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club announces the first Science Division Faculty vs. Science Division Students Basket. ball Challenge. Proceeds are going to the Science Division Faculty/ Alumni Scholarship Fund. Come see your favorite science professors in their shorts and sneakers on Saturday, Nov. 26k at 5:30 p.m., prior to the varsity game against La- Crosse. Tickets are $1.50 and can be purchased at a booth in the Green- Quist Concourse or in Greenquist 344. Watch for team rosters in next week's Ranger. A free-throw contest sponsored by Miller Brewing Company will be held at half-time. PAB PAB (Parkside Activities Board) will be presenting a Thanksgiving dance Tuesday, Nov. 22 in the Union Square, featuring the exciting Wally Rock from the band Wally Cleaver. Doors will open at 8 p.m. Please note the special admission policy for this dance. Parkside students will be charged 3 non-per- Isbable food items or $5 without bringing food. Guests will be charged 5 non-perishable food items or $6 if no food items are brought. The food raised will be distributed in the Racine/Kenosha area. Absolutely no junk food, dented or unlabled items will be accepted. As always a Parkside ID and age ID are reqUired. Physics Colloquium "Physics and Magic" will be presented by Marshall Ellenstoin of Ridgewood High Scbool. Norridge, Illinois at 3 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. The public is in- Vited. Do something wm-thwhile ... join a student .organization Hispanic club to form A small group of students and Teoby Gomez, a Student Development Counselor, are attempting to create a new Hispanic student organization on campus. Although on a percentage basis Parkside has equal or greater Hispanic student enrollment than many other campuses statewide, it remains one of the few that does not have an organization. Gomez bas surveyed student interest in forming a new organization and has found that there is interest. however. more support is needed for an organization to form. For Hispanic students, the rea- SODSfor wanting to create an organization should be the same as for all other groups. but with an even greater emp/lasJs on being eecegnized and represented Tho WISCOnsin HispaDJC Council on Hlgber Education is presently formulating a list of Hisparuc student orgaruzalions throughout the stat. and 10- tends to wort closely WIth those groups on many issues of concern It is not too late to be included on their list If an organization forms this semester. Students wishing to show support and discuss possible names, focus, direction and goals should attend a general meeting OD Wednesday, Nov. 16 at I p.m. in Union 106 For more information cualac! Teoby Game. WLLC D 175 (553-25781. Michigan ski trip The Ragtime Rangers Alumni Association ski trip to Michigan's Upper Peninsula Jan. 13-15 is now about half-filled. The trip which includes condominum lodging, tift tickets Saturday and Sunday. round-trip coach transportation, three meals and a group party is being offered for $110 per person. The bus will depart from Parkside at 6 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 13 and the return trip will begin at about 4 p.m. on Sunday. Downhill skiing will be featured in Michigan's "Big Snow Country," whicb includes Powderhorn, Indianhead, Black Jadt and White Cap Mountains Cross COWItryenthusiasts will have the UlIer 30 KM cross country ski lrail at their condominium door. or can set.oct other trails from the 340 KM of trails within a 2O-nunut. drive of the condominiums. The reservation deadline bas been extended to Dec. 1. A $50 deposit per person is required by this date. Names of participants and deposit sbould be directed and payable to: UW-Partside Alumni Assoc. Bol No. 2OllO It-. WI 53141 'I1Honday, •• ember ''''183 Phil Pogreba Pogreba rernar•ns •In coma Ex-PSGA President PM ~ bo, who suffered numerous IntmW injuries In a one-car IC'ridmt on Sept. 17, ronw ... ,n • coma.1 1 Cathertne's Hospital ID Kon ha Pogroba was moved from IDtensive care to a private room rour woeb ago. H.. condillon detonorated two woolIS ago, a AT ...... sbowed very little bralll KUvlly REACH FOR THE SKY ASANAIR FORCE PILOT OR NAVIGATOR Uyou'r~lIconeg,.wnaororllr eonl grbdo I th, At.r F me con gn YOllr ca~fT off the ground and mlo the y,y A4 an Air Foru paoe Of n.tViglltor you'll ~ operating lhe wortd'~ me»( ~aled rcrafb and lAIung on tome lough a-.ionk: cha.J. ~ You'lill'TllefuanARFc.u oHlCfT re'tf1YWtg P-v .nd oncIud>ng '" _ GI v.c.uon TM~ ft',comp&n s.t.:.m.u....Ing, ~.11ItI N'Wf tfyouwancab..-d·,rye Nlor~ h.olurc talk lu .an "', 1=0«. rc au t~ ". an"" FOfCf' pdoc or ne- \/191'101 the sS.y~ m.Iy your only "-loll • aA; MS,t.U~.t41"~ ~_ul~ .__ . Peer .orientation ganization of adult students,. and will include a question-and-answer session featuring the Parkside faculty and staff, For more informa_ tion, contact Peer Support presi. dent Pam Brouwers at 553·2706. -An orientation session for incoming adult students, age Z5 and older will be held at 7 p.m. on Tbur;day, Nov. 10 i~M.ohn~ro Room 111. The orientation IS being sponsored by Peer Support, an or- Booths available at Arts and Crafts Fair phants, cosmetics, edible fOOd goods or second-hand jterns WiDbe allowed. Interested students should Pkt up an application in the Studellt "'" tivities Office, Union 209. AppIiQ. tions win be accepted on a lint. come, first-served basis, If you have any questions, stop by Union 209 or call 553-2278, I n ..... y. ':'J II I I 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111'.: . ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1984 will be available beginning Wednesday, November 9, 1983 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSESCH~DULES FOR SPRING 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AN REGISTRATION 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111 11111111111111111 rr. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • : ACADEMIC ADVISING : : FOR : :• SPRI G '84 SEMESTER:• : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS(STUDENTSWHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER.A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION. • • • SPRING SEMESTERCOURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • ON NOV. 9 • • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEENDESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERSWILL MAKE EVERYEFFORTTO • MEETWITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BEAVAILABLE IN THERFGISTRATION AREA • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE Am QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • DEAN OF FACULTY • 348 WYlLIE LIBRARY-LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • ING A DEGREE AT UW·PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • : REQUIREMENT. • · •••••••••••••••••••••••••••: == Presently there are six booths available for current par!<side studenls in !be 9th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be beld Saturday, Dec, 3 !rom 10 am. to 4 p.m. Any baIId-made articles such as jewelry, pottery, needlework, Christmas decorations, batIk, macrame, woodworklng, painting, prints, etc. are acceptable. Absolutely NO rummage, white ele- 42 Students US•ing Share-A-Ride = Forty-two students are currently utilizing the new Share-A-Ride program on campus. . The program, which began this fall in order to provide carpools to students, was started because the evening bus service was discontinued this year. A map is located at the Union Information Desk showing where pr0- gram participants reside, enabling others to see if there are other driv. ers or riders in their area or 011 their route to Parkside. To become a Share-A·RIde participant, fill out an appllcation fona at the Union Information DesIt, Food'importance to be discussed The increasingly important role of food in your lifestyle will be discussed at a "brown-bag" luncheon meeting on Wednesday, Nov, 16, Isenberg falls ill On Oct. 20, Edith Isenberg, director of student health services, fell down the stairs at Main Place and suffered a compound fracture of her right leg, She was released from St. Catherine's hospital Saturday, It will be six months before she Will be able to walk, It is not known when she will be able to return to her job. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department ~ n:50 to 12:30, in the Student Union. Anne Cotter, home economist with University Extension, wiD speak on how a well·thougbt-oal diet will help you feel better, Bring your own brown bag lundI. or a carry-out from the cafeteria Pre-register with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone (1111 553·2312. Tbere is no charge for tilt meeting, which is sponsored hy tilt . Student Health Center, DOWNTOWN KENOSIlA 626 56th St. ...... 654·2932 RANGER 7 " ..may, o,~m~r 10,1983 Ranger photo hy Kate. Trandel Above left is how the WLeC plaza looked before construction was started (above right) to imprmf the drainage ystem. WLLC plaza construction nears completion Albert Hernke sandblasts. ............ ~ ... •• • II" .... .. ., .... .. 15% D' loa :V::.c .:.-:. Photos by Robbie Eichhorn We feature lIRTQ1RVED Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings --...-...... ~ Electririan Tom Isaacson works on the pIaza's Ughling system. 'Bo ..... y.. ' .... Iwr 11.1!183 Carping on about dates ..,..n, o e7-p'.IoW GIIi6r .. DoIIIc ., Carl Qln '! Do you filld younoI/ IOlnc to • you ~ to cia I Ill\ out ). ou 11¥ fond tbem holll\lflC out III and around lnI<tur knoW1I as t IU&bt you ran filld tMm roon3ln.lr around the er pvtJ of to Oa<e you' mt Dr. mudl ter of be- _ dIRaeJ will ~ JOCcI and ,.,.., boat IreaII will 0100 IwIp at DlPI bethey will C"'e the fish .....,... lb1at to boIrM! III on and ..,U do-·. them Into a r_III frenzy !letts are aIIo er to catcb at niCbt The cIartness ... 11bid. such thInp 1<Ilt. mwnatcbed clotb<s up to t.tIlty pounds 01 exlat nd that htU. Itcb that lei be leI1JIII you aometIulll\ ,nO cune on bondy tf you ho,·. ny 01 tbeR problems Use popular u lib "Old pice" or ·'8nJte .. Keep a y from 5CeIlU Wre "Au , . turel" or "Ben Gay • PalJence ..,U alwaj PiY 011 on fisbln& and dotmg but alter you',. coIten a DIbble. you SUU ho,·. to cateb your prey In fisb .. j'OU mak. sur. before you ao out tb.it you ho,. sharp boob and aood nronc Iule. Always r.member tb.il good equlpm.nt WJII IwIp flWlDlte SU<ttSS. In dot· .... make sure beforehand tb.itj'OU haft ~ _ ever mention bow cheap tIM:x. reaDy are because tb.it .. the quidest way to duU a sharp ocUlt You also hove to ho,·. a aood strone Iule. The weaker hoes lilte. COIItiHed 011hi. 11 PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD PRESENTS "FOOD FOR FAMILIES" WITH Tuesday November 22nd in Union Square • DOORS OPEN: 8 p.m. UWP Student - 3 non-perishable food items OR 55 with no food Guest - 5 non-perishable food items OR 56 with no food Help raise food for Racine/Kenosha families this Thanksgiving. Absolutely no junk food, dented or unlabeled items will be accepted! S ·UWP • AO. ID AR. R.QUIR.D· Clubbed Event----""s~ Discover The Secret of Oil of O.J. The Reverend Jerry Fanout wiU speak to the Inter· Campus Cbristiaa Youth Sodety (ICCY) on "Howtbe Bible shows us that God wanls to blow the RUSSians and the Jews 011the face 01 the earth buge thermo-nuclear devices" "The point 01 the talk," says the Reverend Fallout • " .. to show God's children tb.it when he tens us to love our Deighbor. we can he litUe selective. EspeclaUY when it comes to the Commie pinko yids. And tf they won·t listen to God's word. we'll just blow them 011 the lace 01 the earth. amen." The Reverend has been a controversial figure amongst the non-'Church 01 the Eternal Dollar' ~mmunity ever since his famous "I may not be as big as God but I'm a heU of a lot richer" remark. "When I said that," he later commented •. "I was peakrng in a theological context, whkh was distorted by the Arab Jew-financed liberal commie press ..... The Reverend's visit on campus is a fund raismg event to help finance the Church 01 the Eternal DoItar's new ulteen-million dollar yacht. "It's so that [ can spread the good word to the faithluI around the world," quoted Fallout, who later derued add 109 "especially those in Monaco and the Riviera" _ will be at 9 30 a m this Sunday in Commart 515. The IllIthlul are advised to bring their wallets. *************** Wome. Aaa!Dst Mea (WAll!) are holding their week· ly rneettng this Tuesday at 1 pm. on Moln 007. The topic 01 this week's discussion wi he "Men-why they should aD have their pm·at .. cut ofI." _tI*S************** Neaader1llals agaIast Gu. Control are sponsorilll\ a lecture on Wednesday at 3:30 p.m. The lecture. "How a 200-year-<lld document giv.. us the nght to carry sub-madUne guns in the middle 01 Central Parlt." is designed as an educational experience for the public. "n's aD about tnowilll\ your rights," said MAG chairperson Arnold Dogbender. "The Constitution delirutely aDows Joe Citizen to blow away any slimoe wearing the wrolll\ type 01 trousers. "You .... 1 want my kids to grow up in a safe society," added Dogbender. "and if that means pumping pOT\'er!s rull of hot lead. hey. I'm aU for it. "Admittedly. I did sort of ventilate old Mr. Jones. the Good Humor man. last week. But he looked damned suspicious handing the kids all that junk. And 1 badn't bad my morning corree that day. so I was leel- UJg a bit Mchj' anyway. "The old guy was probably some commie laggot pervet," added Dogbender. salto voce. Another MAG discussion on bow to protect your home with a DIY nuclear warhead has been postponed until more uranium isotopes can he located. *************** So It Goes The AccoUDling aub \\ill he holding a meeting on Friday at 2 p.m., but it will probably he boring as heU so don't bother • Pis cover the secret 01 Oil of O.J .• the mysterious football fluid that is remarkably similar to a greased pigskin on a hot Sunday afternoon. Each calculated drop penetrates the defensive smells and has a 6.5 yard aroma range per dab. Oil of O.J. helps so«en the resulting covy of tacklers by smoothing away their innoble nee with its unique blend of lineman emollients, lateral fragrance and knee.in. the·groin punch. G.entfe jt on every morning and nIght to help you gain that yardage you need to get ahead. by John Kooalic *************** Art Addicts will hold their semi-annual roundtable on Monday in Moln 123 at I p.m. when Prof. T. Emmi, ratus 01 the Chicago School of Art will be discussing the social implications 01 Art Garfunkel, Art Buchwald and Art Linkletter. The public is invited. *************** The ChaDcellor Alan E. Guskin Society (CAGS) is to hold its annual membership drive this Thursday when guest speaker ChanceUor Alan E. Guskin will give his lamous talk on "Our friend, the elk." The society was given a rare treat last Thursday when, during their weekly meeting in Union 205,sur~ pris~ speaker Chancellor Alan E. Guskin suddenly appeared in a moose suit and gave his popular dissertation on the imporlance 01 th.-llama to society. *************** In a surprise move today, the administration announced that the entire Parkside Cheerleading and Pompon squad was replaced by a SiliCODchip. The Parkside Computer Club, which is installing the micro-ehip. claims that not only will the circuit chart inane pep rallies. but it can also manage a 2.0 GPA. *************** The Gay Black BowUng Catholic Chemistry alb will lake on the MusUm Women's Pbilosophical Salliag ... Shooting Society in the first round of intra·mural mud wrestling. A crippled Croatian communist communicator will referee .. Said Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, "U's good to see culture coming back to Parkside." *************** The Parkside StudeDt GoverDment Assocladon. in a recent letter to the press, denied being in any financial difficulty whalsoever. Meanwhile. the PSGA bake sale was a huge success. nearly doubling the PSGA's budget on sales of Rice Krispie Marshmallow Treats alone. -... - ---... -.. ..... A Week at the Park **** **** er Parot f.thLisilliawn ';;ger is the speak- ~UDdtabl e. The S Social .Seteeee .[:Igeria: Oil p06~rogram IS called publk:." It will es 1D the Seco.d adnady, .Nov. 14 at noboen h.eld on Ion- Charg~.open to the :Ub~~o:t I;: Tb **** **** . ere are two . ~ week. One is amusical events mg the Oriana TrI concert Ieatur- James McKeever .;;; directed by ~ns at 8 p.m. on Th e concert hem the Comm Arts ursday. Nov, 10 ~on at the door .Theater. Admisents and senior .~ $1.50 for stuothTehrs. CItizens and $3 for gram.e Iotthweirll ebveent I.S a choral pro- Place OD Wedn~ 1 p.m. in_MaiD program is f y, Nov. 16. This pub6c. ree and open to the Isn't it by Sarah Ub6g •.,1..l,IIIWweuekyeyrosu. caWn see the movie n.e" fGrthe' .SD'I ThaI 1II1I'I ri8bl o~uallow price of $t ..... and 1Y $1 for Parksid~ .- f..- !his ~~ol'er a guest. The ._...... I p.m. and 7'30are 3'.30 p.m. .,. IIld 7:30 p ~ p.m. on Frii'fcMIIIbor 13. .. on Sunday, briPIlApS...(.Patrhtside Activi.t.ies Board) --'- ,__ ese great m . tm:L They are shown . QVleS every QDema. Next week P;~ the Union ,.. ''The W I wm hring r_..p--." or d Accord' 109 to ******* U you would rather * lbat doesn't cost anyl~e1e09a, mcoomviee ~.!.ime! Nov. 15 ~~y Lady" on Tu sponsor~ ~ Tuesday flicks esday, free Th y PAB and are also the lrni:n mCni~evmiesatarts a:;epa.lmw.ayIsn ***** beaOn Sa.turday, Nov *12** com~~ty show called ,..:a",;";ewill Co ve." It's at 7 .0 Be, . mm Arts Theat p.rn. In the IS asked at the d:' t r or$2WdGoTnDat.ion ****** ** HoTpheeavniddeGoIthis"week is HLand at 1 p m ory. It will be sh of Tuesday.., Noovn.hothM own 15- . onday and Square. This is 16, In the Union event sponsored hyyePt AaBno.ther free Wasn't That ATime'• ~al: 25%off we.k ate Peanuts • Collom' of Nov. 14 .' Licoric1e0BMuixlly : MlJkMolled C Milk Balls aramels :::: Slices • Feanu18utter Chip • Clusters • ~In' Kisses • :::: Barrels ........_Is • ;;U;"int leaves • C Mints • C~I Targets • C oman Discs • caonmdyNuPtos'ps : AssortedPerky .=Rayal • Briel Toffee • 8u ge Mix • mdt Peanuts Butterscotch D' o Cand ISCS o C Y Coffee Discs • c~ramel Bully o Chacolate Drops o Chacolate Jots o Ch~olate Peanuts o c~olate Raisins o Jelly olate Stars • Cal~. oBrenaiansMix •• WCaartibbean Delicacy o Cinermelon Sparklers • C namon Bears • arob Peanuts o ~ral Pistachio Pistachio : ~nish Peanuts · Slu:wer seeds • y nt Food Mix •y~~~Matted Milk Balls """" Peanuts .- _.. -.. -' Dancef~er stirs with Seren&s~en It n.ndar. No\emll« lum "Dead Zone": King's surprr•sm• g W•Inner .., RidI IAdr • • U ,.,.. 10 10 1'M o..d :f.tJM upe<IJ"C 10 IIlOtMr 1ft \be mdIess sen of sIasIl and ..,..1 )'o,",e llOIIIll 10 sorely disaPPOlOted H JOU 110 an In I Uenl borror fdm. b the 011 lor JOU The Zooe th story of Jo nny mlth a young sehool Invol on • senous aulo d<nt lhol I v him I. a CGIlla lor fi y When be awak otartI<d 10 lJnd that be aJillh be_ 1OI'MOOt"1 bud. be can '.Re" the penon'l put .. poalbIe luI..... He IIlen b«oIlIes InvoMd on I murder lInfttJPlloe and I _I ..... poet -W alIIdida~ The o..d ZoDe Is a ralber un... _I horror 11Im. espedaIJy today IDsIead 01 reIyInc 01\ blood and 10ft 10 lricbten \be 1ICIIIi-e. it IIHS story and dwacter 10 era~ a 0I1eIlIion that holds witJI the n I Is I lint beard I Da,id Cruoeaberl toe 10 dltect ~ :f.tJM. I a bll ~ ... I...._. many 01 his prevI- ... libI, iDeludanc The &ood Sal .4'" tbr wry • n a",.. Inc Vloh4WJC' MOIl of CtoDmbeq'J IUms aeem 10 rely heavily 01\ ....... oIfects. Wben I saw The Dead Zone. I pl<uantly surprised to find lew of Ibese oIfects. 1'M o..d Zone is Cronenberw'I most res_ 11Im. wIudJ II only Iittinc be<:a...., The Dead Zone is Slephen Ki"C'1 most re trained llOYd.. ScrEED.liter Jeffrey Boam !los c:aptW'1!d tile essence 01 Kmg's novel. putting \be aceent 011 strone tb.ancten and beuevabte s,lua· tioIIs The perlonnan<es 1ft The Dead Zone are undormJy ,,«,UenL As JoIumy Smith. Chrutopher Walken renwbble. He .. ves us I chara<· ter wbo Is puszIed and IlIlSIIn a_ bis ·'gilt.·· Walken pro\'es once apin that be IS one of the finest aclO< s loday Vou believe all of the E'\'enls in the film because you believe on \be characler of Johnny South. Martin Sheen also slands oul in \be role 01 Cree Stillson, \be smister polibcian. This role II quite dil· lerenl than any thai I have seen him portray in the past. He handles \be part with his usual aplomb. Abo deserving of mention are Broolte Adams as Sarah - Johnny's ex·grrUriend - and Colleen Dewhurst in a relatively short ,ole as the mother of the murderer. IlIith The Dead Zone, director Cloneoberg has deli,ered a unely crafled, highly believable film populated by chara<lers who seem as real as the person SIlting next to you. B )'OU baven't seen Tbe Dead Zone yel, by au means do. It's one 01 the besl films of the year. WaDy Oeaver is retuming to Parkside (Do the) Charity dance On Tuesday, Nov. 22, Ibe Parksi· de Activities Board (PIill) will be presenting Ihe "Wally Rock" 01 wauy Cleaver. This won't be tbe typical, run-of·tbe-mill PAB danceadmission lor this dance will be lood. PAB is asking that students bring in 3 non·perishable food items and thai guests bring in 5 ilems. Abso· DID YOU KNOW? UNION SQ. GRILL Is open 'til 10:00 PM MON. THRU THURS. featuring • Char-Broiled Burgers, Brats, Dogs • Made-from-Scratch Pizzas • English-Style fish 'n' Chips • Gyros and Tacos • Homemade Chili • ...and much more lutely no junk food or denied or un. labled cans wiD be accepled . "This is a cbance lor Parkside to do something for the surrounding community," said Chris Carlson, PAR contemporary entertainment cbairperson, "as Ibe food will be distributed in lbe Racine/Kenosha area by local agencies." Tbe dance will be beld in Union Square; doors open at 8 p.m. "Tbere will be an alternate ad· mission policy for those who aren't in tbe Tbanksgiving spirit," stated Chris Hammelev. PAS president, "students without food will be able 10 gel in for the outrageously bigll cosl of $5 and guests cboosing not 10 bring food will be cbarged $6." Tbe stiff admiSSion for tbe dance is to encourage otherwise apathetic (i.e. non·spirited) people into a more giving, holiday mood. "Tbe Board bas been wanting to do a service-oriented project for a while. This dance seemed to be the besl choice for lhe project as Wally Cleaver is one of our biggest draws," said Hammelev. Wally Cleaver is a five-piece power pop band, originally from Racine. Tbey are one of Ihe few bands 10 land a spot on the 93QFM Hometown Album Project U. You may have heard their song, "Betty A" on local radio stations. WalLy Cleaver is always a good time-tbey put on a sbow you just won't want to miss, so plan on coming out and doing something good for yourself as well as someone else ...aller all, don't you deserve it? As always, UW Par/<side IV and age ID are required. Due to the "'. ture of the dance admission, plelst li.ave .both " ready at'the door. .. . "Q,nce 0ber Easy Roman cult comeback ... .., DIck Oberbruoer TIle Roman Republic, a Southern QIIIfamla spiritual group, has de- 1tIoped a new concept on conida_ en raising. "Dulce amino ",," as it is caned, is a "bitter- .-t eaIlgbtenment technique" tIIoI IleIps an invidual deal with -Not 10 be confused with truer .... 01 brainwashing, tbe tech- ... lnstlIIs the recipient with a ......... ness "beyond that of ..... men.·· ''OBe ean flirt with the gods," .,. Tllmmy, 25, Republic leader .. d11e11IanfiIider mechanic. He .. biI brother, Minneapolis, began ... puap last Tuesday and have .. ""'Iuiring members rapidly. "Our membership rate is faster tIlIn aD 01 last week's groups com- ---." aplained the younger Min- 1lIIplIIs, who, at 21,is Republic .... and paperboy. His function is 10 wrMe and spread the news of ... aistence. "One must be one's _ poperboy at times. Look at ant." J!lum bls throne, a 1978 Harley 1lIvidron, Tommy pares his nails lid describes the meaning behind lIIIir diIcovery. "lie and Minny sat around the ... here, last week, discussing, lOU bow, "bat were the inhibiting IacfGra barring modern man's con- Idonce. "ldeatity was the first thing we tIloaabl of, SO we went with that. ADd we turned to Ancient Romans, lOU know, and f mean like we 8lIopIed their Epicurean philoso- ~piness is guided through ItIIoI>-u our belief. We thought tlIio _ pretty cool, so we named OlIhelves the Roman Republic bet8lIIe Minny bad a history class at tile time. "The technique frees your mind from SOCial burdens. Everybody lIIlnies about what everybody else Is 1llinting about, and we, like, lose lrIct of ourselves. That's the bitterhIl! et: If you're totally \villing to let .. 01 What you are now to becQme tile ral you. "We teach you how to develop tile II!aaoning you'll need to achieve lota1 bappiness. We rid you of the PIIInoia that everyone has. And lOU know we tbought of this all in ... day. Pretty good." Both refuse to comment directly GIlbow the technique is administered. "011, we don't do the actual ap- ~Uon;' Minneapolis points out. We have a Pakislani gentleman drive Over from Santa Barbara ~ weekend to administer dulce. Be'. a truck driver. He has very II!llIIC banda " ..... asked bow many membeis. .. in the' ReO"hlir Tommv answered: "Some of our friends already had the dulce treatment. It cost them a hundred bucks a piece man, but it gave them wings. There's some free entities Jlut there coasting." ... and news from the world by DIck Oberbruner The French Avant Garde Artists' Union (FAGAU) is having their first U.S. exbibition since their founding last January . Thoroughly rejected in their native France, they bring their sculptures, paintings and other flesh-hair creations to New York City in December. FAGAU, whose union seal bears a ballerina geared with sledgehammer to smash the feet of the of the adjacent Venus di Milo, feels their work is not "morbid" or grotesque" as European critics have labeled it, b'lt is in reaction to modern art. They feel it is outmoded. "Our strength," s3¥s founder Francois Shingle, "lies in the use of lifelike materials. This makes a palnting, like Brizbo's "Man in Fondle" jump out at you. We con· sider life to be one of the main forces in the world today." ********** Horse racing in Mexico has a different look abo"t it. Under new regulations, horses are placed In the back of pick-up trucks and raced around the track. This ensures quicker lap tim~ ~s well as minimizing the risk of Injury to the animals. A horse merely lies down and goes for a ride. Although track attendance acrosS the country has sharply decreased, race officials hope that proposed plans to customize the trucks will bring the crowds back. 11 TIIanday,. O\-ember 11,1183 Burned Up Parkside liberators: the Marines are here by CuoI BarDS SpedaJ to lbe Rucu postponed student emancipation, increased use 01 legal mtoXlcants and several pre-med students who can'l get their beads througb doorways. ConJIicting predictions show, however, thai the latter is not necessarily aD unusual CODdiIi()ll. In hopes 01 lowering future tu burdens, politicians are urging nearby medical institutions to take precautionary measures. A patient- ""change program with stale-lunded meoW bospitals bas been sue- I"sled to compensate lor any nulltary miscalculations Sbould the invasion be su<ussful, the administration hopes to bold studenl elections In approXImately SIX monthJ Other wudentl· lied oourc:es qllOle thJI lIS JIIOIIths IS much too 1000, and that Pubide may DeVer be ready for self ........... ment. Meanwlule, K........ 'pr0nounced keJHHIlay), a hotbed of \our. ism, proc\auIlS thai any planaecI .... _ of Parbade by 1 ~ WID be lIlta1IJ .........-.s. New:rtbeIea, Invtl ..-les report that many lounsta are req_. ina itinerary <ballIes to include other !ICelIIt areas father nortb . such as Racine or Cudahy, In beu of K......... The Reagan administration is happy to announce plans for a possible post midterm invasion of the University of WlSCOIlSin-Parkside. One of the main reasons for the invasion will be to protect students from the Firsl Amendment. Therefore, tbe government is reccmmending a media blackout for the sludent-«cupied university. Moving quickly in response, Parbide will implement stricter security measures, slated to take effeet July 1, 1984 reauiring more stringent identification lor certain student actions. Parkside, surrounded by a beautiful rolling, wooded landscape, in the southern part of the Slale of Wisconsin, is situated appruximately three miles from where the sparkling waters of Lake Michigan ripple against the luminescent shores and beaches of Kenosha. In such a picturesque setting, it is bard 10 imagine any flagrant disregard for human rights. But recent intelligence reports slate that students there have been expected to conform to long hours of mental indoctrination, which in· clude deciphering grouped symbols printed in book form, working with Arabic numberals to solve mathematical inequalities for intangible reasons and fulfilling collegiate skills requirements. Parkside expects posl-midterm aoM4! invasion casualities to CODSlStof Greeaqulst Ba1I aile< lIoe fIeree Ore IIPL .. lIoe __ ...- Soviet artillery f....... ill lbe bas me.1 of MoIiIW'O IIaJl. Was pllfkside to be • Soviet base of iatenla-. lemIriml? 0._ A1IIII E. GulD' "f un ~ ..........." PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES A CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE SPAGHETTI & MEATBALLS SPECIAL THURS. NOV. 10 & FRI. NOV. 11 UNION DINING ROOM 11 :OOa.m.-2:00p.m. SPAGHETTI & MEATBALL PLATE • SMAll ITALIAN SAlAD • GARUC BREAD ONLY '1.99 WITH 25< GOING TO S.O.C. TO" DRIVE ' .. I" ~. '..1"1; .. ' .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by Paul Berge II ....... ,. NovemIIer 'Uta I DON'T MIND BEING THE OTHER WOMAN BUT 1 REFUSE TO BE CHEATED ON 11"'5 HA~D TO SAY WHAT 1 SAW IN ~UFVS-·· HE W"S NO STEVE· CANYON --HE WAS STINGY AND GRUDY BUT I'VE I'IL- 1.......-= _YS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR BALD MEN THEN I HEARD FROM SE~ PEOPLEFROMHIS OFFICE THAT HE'D BEEN SEEING HIS SECR.ETARY ONTH SLY·/';~_-::::;J."I, ~ NEXT WE£!\; AT THE OFFICE I _.....~ by John Kovalic UW Extension course Hampster ctu•st•ne for fun and profit Call 50 H-AMPS-TER for more information Lunchlime or snacktime, those furry devils are just plain good. Put 'em in the mf•,crowave and watch them burst •. Send in the flags by Nick Thome This last weekend I was walcbinc "Meet the Press." What else Would an occasional WTiter for the Ilanger do in his time all? The guest on the show was _ general lrom the Joint Chi"" of Staff. The panel asked him some viable questions about Grenada IIId Lebanon. They asked him a question about the Marines' security-would it be increased? His reply was sornethinc to the ellect that the Mari ... weren't there in an active 00Illbat role. Tbeir purpose was to show America's commitment lor ...... in the Mid·East. The general further stated that the Marines were there for political reasons, not military reasons. Hmm, this brings up some mI«. esling questions concernillg the relationships between the Marines, the Government and the Politicians. The Politicians tell the Gaven> ment we need to show commitmeat to the great ideals of peace. The Government says, "0, K, We can send Marines to show just how tough we really are. II The Marines say, "Could we have some bullets for our rifles?" The Government says, "Sure you can, but you can't load your rifles until they shoot at you." I have always believed that the right men should be used for the right job. II you want someone who can wave flags, send flag wavers. II you want to make war, send in Marines with loaded guns. II you want to seek a political solution, send in a nag-waving politician. So, let's let those Politicians oecupy the Marines' position and bring our fighting men home, p p , p .. _D's voDeybaU finisbed witb • 34-8 record, but .... • , , • loy UW,MU... ukee In lbe district cbampioosbips. Volley-ball Championship cut short by Mark Feldmann The Parkside women's vulleyball team's road to a national cham. pionship was cui short last Saturday as the Rangers lost 10 L'W-Milwaukee 1&-10. 12-15. 15-7 m the finals of the NAJA District 14 cbampionships beld at Parkside Parkside finished the season with a 34-8 record, With three wins com. jog against UW-M. Head coacb Terry Paulson thinks UW-,\ sunply outplayed the Rangers. "We played very well,' be said, "but UW-M also played very well, After beating them three times. you could term this an upset." Others would caD tt u as the Rangers were ranked numbe!- 15 in the • 'AlA poD WIth a 31-5 record commg mto the cbamptOl'ls1ups. "It tsa't atwa).. easy berne lbe number one seed.' Paulson said "UW-M was really psycbed up for this game." Partside easily beat Concordia College m the first TOWld, 15-4 15- O. then feD to UW-.\ s-is 15-8, 14- 16 to send the Rangers to the rosers bracket of the double eJnuna. lion tournament After beating Marquette VOl""". sily to face UW-M -.., Part5lde bad to bealthern twice to WID it all Before the malcb UW-M O*b told me _ tile the toucber team PouIsoo saIcI • But they kept comJDc and CO<IWIC and fiDaDy !leol WbUe the _ Is "' ... for the flaDcen. there SliD Is hope of • CAA D"ision D !OIInlanlen1 bi& wbicb ... 0 be IDlIOU1lCfd • '.. 21 "Alter Ioslng In the I really doubt • bid." Psuisoa E'ien .1 • bid does DOl toIDe the team W1Il pact their bags and bead for Europe ...... ~ We W1Il play some mate!Jes ID Germany IDd lbea take • lew 011 Alter that, _ will .. bad< to pracbcinC," Psulson said. Packers' Starr dims Coollaued from Pace J f a bit more talenl crept mto the Packer line-up. One of lbe b.ggest boosts was the acqUISition of John Jefferson from Son DIego. When be arrived, exuding confidence and warmth. the team seemed 10 absorb this and play better Tbis year the Packers should be playing oul 01 Coney Island, <oIlSidering lbe roller-roaster nde !bel·..·e been on . Yel, with aU the ups and downs this year. the Packers are only one game from the lead m the Fe Central. with a 5-5 record. Once again that proves that Fe Central is the weakest division m loolbaU. .. everyone cootends. We don't care as long as the green and gold beat out the baled VJkinp ******** A few note ... the came the l3rowIls last Sunday The Gr Bay del played perila I came of the .1 I ter<epl1ons and • lumb .nd re- <J>niulI lour Tbe last lime the Pack... and the Browns played .1 County diam .... ' . 12. IN? • came \ atleDded II my hrst lone 0 game, and whal I came II II - the year 01 the Packers I«'OIld world cbampionsbip Tbe amr. of the pme _ GreeD Bay ». land 7 In that pme. Tra "'I- barns (remember him') tied an NFL reconI by retununc t". olls lor IoIldldowus, and the Pack. en scored in other vanous and ...... dry Wl1S. Ab. mm _ ttieA====== .Gre~.Ari1eflCuran SMuKEO NOVEMBER17,1983 =~~~~~Classified ads~~~~~~ For Sale ........ MGI convertible. needs drive -and 1Wter. $1000. 634-5597. A~ DISHWASHER. JC Pen- .., ... Kelvinator stove. 634·5597. IIAJU.Ey DAVIDSON 1200 ce. new ;-; tires. brakes, Too much to list. - trade. CaD 859-2557. II1lIUi:o RECEIvER. cassette deck. ~, 1'8 1000 computer. Contact .... 1.uehr. Ranger ollice, or call 978· Services Offered Tl'PING AND CAWGRAPHV. ......, _. Call Louise. 654-4505. . ~0lJ ready for '01 Man Winter? .. • reasonable. Evenings. 694- .... lor JR. ...t1lY'rmit GUITARIST looking 10 ...... - ... to bard rock band. Com- .......... CaD John al 634'1994. Miscellaneous If ~D OFFERED lor the relum CtDalilTtOlpurpJe Beret, lost 10/28/ ::'!.uS your Parkside ID or Alumni ~ ~ beer is on us ..Carl's Pizza, ---uere in Racine. Personals ~ Talk to your mother yet? IRP. ....... : WHAT do you mean ei(lht is not .......' ··--"b! ~ b'a liIIle to ask again. This lime -. dIicteu 011\. IRP. i;'-: auea., they have trains, ... SNOOKV: WHO the beD is Dimple??? Insanely Jealous . RIel.: WHAT are you majoring in? Sleep? Wake up and face the world! Beak. WANTED: A Fonk Trio and dancing Jocksmith for' x-mas party. KEN: GREAT weekend. Wben do ""'e try again? Whit. GUPPY: ORF, Orr, Orf!! Mocha Java!! Jetset and Dano. HEY, JIM Rockford! Get up, ,",u cocksucker!! Jimmy McNerterfurter . K.M. Next time. 1'1) try not 10 fall asleep. J.W. HEY INCOMP: What's number 3 gonna be? Love 26. X-eLEAVERS: Thanks lor nolleaving Parbide deaf! IEHA K: A week in • cabin, huh? Boy. Db boy! W. HEY SOC'S Valerie and Dan: Haoe)'OU Ieomed how to speD "(Juistmas" ye'? K&J HOW 'BOUT "Santa Claus??" KEN: IF you ever Jearn how to drive, J wouldn't have to go down the wrong driveway! STEVIE E.O., Where are you? Come 10 Jodee's and see me sometinw! OJ Tony. BON. BON BON. BON. il was only a test· only lWeaty live poiIlts; ooJy IiIty • I 01 our entire ... ; don't lie ~per.re(nH_, this Is the Jast ",.,8.. "will ....__ -*'U~_ . MOLLV: WATCH oul lor saiting blouses in Casual Corners They could catch up with you. Polly BLANCHE AND Muflie B-Dahlongs. k is time "Pin to say TATA and TOOl).. LE-LOO. Don" ask why Dahhngs. Jus, tab Thanksgiving and travel. I'D go far without ever leaVing town. probably crazy Dahbngs ....HAHAHA MYOIIMVOR'IIV:"THESE classdled> lie long today. Quile anno)'lng _ people q~ quite Iongwinded. however,' refuse to be seea IS OM of these ridtc KEN, ROW'M I doin" EXED FINE: TAKE 2 asplnn and ~U me in &be morni,. SNOOKV: ROll' 'boul a ni&bt 'his week-just )'OQ aIld me Rope se>-Looe • DImple. SANDLER'S CAUEII: EYer)'OIle -. I'm alive, I bave beea since we first met. Now can )"OU cues wIIo Iam" ? ru give ya I biDt-it's two Irtten NO. P-3t: 1be Belle CaDto a1QltS to be listened to by somewhat seasoned ears SIIaU we? 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YOV _ a _ --"-88Jday na 1$ tile ... , 5 ,.~- I "10 Ii :aU_j. 246iCMUCi:C,UCS - Raactr pbolo by Do, .. McEvoy ". PubIde _ team Is ..... pariac to ..... rqIoeal cbampl .. sbIp. , Soccer Team meets by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The soccer team may be making a visit to Texas soon. The playoffs are beginning this week and if they win they wiU advance to the State finals. If they win that game they will be going to Texas for the national championship. All of the playoff games are hosted by Parkside because of being the number one in the area. The team is also ranked 18th in the nation in the NCAADiv. U. Last Wednesday Nov. 2. the soccer team tied against Wheaton 2·2. Coach Hal Henderson commented on the team's performance: "Everybody played well. This was the best game of the year, in my opinion, There was a super team elfort but we did tie." Frustration set in Saturday in Platteville, The team suffered an untimely loss i-e. Platteville scored their goal after they were awarded five free kicks. The Rangers were unable to score. Jimmy Banks got FEEL CHEAP! ITS A GOOD FEELING! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. $2 Pitchers of Miller Beerl 2-for-1 Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks (bar) $3 Pitchers of Kamakazes $5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ poolj 25¢ video games/ bowl for S1 a game!! Excellent sandwiches IIDinner for Two" Courtesy of Elmwood lanes Every Friday night, Elmwood lanes will give away a FREE dinner for two at the fabulous Higgins Hob Nobl Stop in for oetans-irs so easy to win and you have nothing to lose! ELMWOOD PLAZA LANES 3701 Durand Avenue In the Elmwood Plaza Shopping Center Racine, WI 554-7175 T.... _ !lay Rd. OR 22nd Aft, 'OhIo St., OR __ Rd. to Hwy. II 'Our_ Ave.1 SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY 3 -.. playoff goal hit in the head, and some of the calls the referees made seemed biased. "This loss is very timely for us. We're going into the playoffs even though we lost, but a lot happened at Platteville." Henderson said, "Maybe it's this kind of thing that we needed. It kind of woke us up. I just hope we can make the most of the mistakes and improve for the playoffs." This Wednesday the team Plays Grandview from Iowa, here at 1 p.m. If they win they will advance to the state finals. "I think we have a very good chance of winning aU of these games> and we should be going to Texas". So far the Ranger's record is 12-8-1. ~orts Shots Packers' Starr dims that time. He didn't have to coach himself. Now to the personnel department. In the years between Lorn, bardi and about 1976, the talent pool in Green-Bay was no more the size of a bathtub. Part of that was due to the John Hadl trade (one of Dan Devine's memorable. feats). He gave five first-and second-round draft choices for a man in his mid- 300, who didn't do much except show that a quarterback could wear a number bigger than 19.And these memorable names: Jerry Tagge, a local boy who made bad; Jim Del Gaizo. Hadl's back-up, and a south. paw; and so many other wellknown players I can't name them all. Starting about 1976 some talent began to find it's way into tbe Packer line-up. Unfortunately Bart Starr was the coach. As the seventies started to come to an end, Green Bay had a good draft, and made a few good trades. James Lofton, Lynn Dickey, Rich Wingo, Ezra Johnson, Mike Butler, Paul Coffman, etc. came to the Packers, and things began to happen. In 1978, they had their first winning season since 1972 and made the playoffs. Then the slide began again. That lasted until 1981,when W,orld Health Organization- Listed Medical School Spartan Health Sciences University is located on the island of St. Lucia in the West Indies. 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Since Lombardi. the team from Tilletown U.S.A. has been coached by some of lhe greatest men ever, true legends. One of them was Phil Bengston, who guided the Packers through two seasons of truly mediocre football with virtually the same team who had won the 1968Super Bowl. Don't forget Dan Devine who had only one winning season. What I remember about him most was when he had his leg broken in two places while standing on the sidelines in his first game as Packer coach. Our last legend, Bart Starr, is still here after eight or nine years. It seems like he's been around forever. He has only had fwo winning seasons as coach, a fifth as many as he had as a player. Of course, he did have a pretty decent coach at aRenzelntann: a viable asset by Patricia Cumbie Tim Renzelmann is a junior at Parbide, majoring in Communlca. lions. He is also Parkside's best cross country runner. He is originally from Sheboygan, and be has only been attending as Iq as this semester. "The first timI I visited the campus was with tile UWS cross country team, and die coacb showed me the school IDdit was the kind of school I was looting for. It's small enougb that ,.. get individual attention, and I',...t too small." So far he has really enjoyed his attendance here. "I like it a lot. It fits my personality well, which is one of the things which attracted me to it. I've only been here for a couple of months so far. I like it." Renzelmann qualified for nation. als last week. He placed second at regionals. On Nov. lJ he will be competing in the national meet held here on the course. When asked how he felt about competing, he replied, "It's kind of nice because it's my first year, so I don't have any real personal expectations on how I'm going to do. Because it's a new competition and everything, this takes a little pressure off. All I can do is wait and see what happens." He is pleased with his race last Saturday and hopes he can Improve. Practices have been going well, and training is starting to taper down for the upcoming com. petition. To mentally prepare, Renzelmann just goes into the race relaxed. He commented, "It's really nice having a home course here because, well for Regionals I slept in till 9 o'clock, just got up, went to the course and didn't give myself any time to think about it. .. As runner and student, Tim is going to be a viable asset to this university. Intramural basketball 1lIoee of you who are itching to ... aJllntramural activity should .... into !be intramural sporis of. ....... New sports just beginning lit badmmlon and z-on-z basket. • 80lh Will be played during the ICtivityperiod, so you have no ex- .. not to begin a personal fitness ..... ul. Badminton play will occur on Fridays from 1·2 p.m., beginning Nov. 11. Two-on-Two basketball will occur on Mondays and Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m., beginning Nov. 14. Both coed and male teams will be fonned into leagues. AU those men out there who love to play basketball should begin contacting their friends to fonn a team for the pre-season basketball tournament to be run on Dec. 4 and 11. Play will begin at 2 p.m. and will be structured according to the number of teams entered. Deadline for entry into the preseason tournament is Nov. 30. 15 Cross Country low lUlU Young team successful by Tori Munay The Women's cross-country team, with one more meet remaining, has been doing quite well this season, despi te the loss of last year's two top runners, Deb Spiro and Sue Meyer. Stevens Pl. invit. tied for 2 out of 5 l'arkside invit. 11 out of 22 Loyota invito 3 out of 11 Western Michigan 8 out of 9 Milwaukee Quad 3 out of 4 Regionals 3 out of to This past weekend the team competed against the No. f-ranked team in the nation, Marquette. in a dual meet Marquette won willi 15 points. Individual winner was Katie Webb from Marquette with a time of 17.28. Dona Driscoll was the first runner for Parkside, placing 6th In 17. 56. Driscoll, a two-time All Amencan in Cross Country and threetime All American In tracll, has been leading the relatively young team throughout the season Also scoring for Parkside were Karen Jacobson (II, 18451, Jane Ros· kowski 112, 18:56', Sarah H.et1 115. Science Students Challenge Science Professors to a Jjlr Student/Faculty Basketball Game • SHOWDOWN Proceeds going to the Science Division Scholarship Fund When: Nov. 26, 5:30 pm Where: UW-Parkside Gym Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 or at Special Table on Concourse. Sponsored b, lite Chemlstrr Club 1912), Ann Ruppert 116. 19 37), Connie Wallace (17, 20:021. ******** The National cross-country coerse will be the site of tbe Women's NCAA cross-country Nationals Uus Saturday. Defending Champion Cal. Poly SOL is favored til win, JltCOrd· in« til Partside rooc:b Mike DrWitt Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 10, November 10, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor Guskin holds open forum - Explains "de-emphasis" of alcohol on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 17, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Guskin holds open forum Explains "tle-emphaeie' of alcohol on campus by Keu Meyer Editor Approximately 35 students took advantage of the opportunity to personally question Chancellor Alan Guskin during a Ranger-sponsored open forum Monday in midMain Place. Sixteen topics were discussed in the hour-long forum, with the issue of alcohol on campus bringing about the most discussion. Other topics included: evening bus service, the activity hour, proposed changes in admission policy. the quality of the Parkside faculty, Breadth of Knowledge and foreign Ia"lluage requirements, why no Parbide professors will be considered for the now-vacant vice chancellor's position and the chancellor's own future career plans, (More about these other issues can be found on page 6.) Alcohol on campus The discussion of the administration's "de-emphasis" on alcohol consumption on campus was initiated when a student asked Guskin why certain corporate sponsorships are not allowed at Parkside. Guskin replied that "we're very responsive (to sponsorships) with some very significant exceptions." But, he continued, "We are trying to cut down on attempts by the beer companies to increase the volume of beer that is consumed," Guskin said that the beer cornpaINSIDE .•. exual harassment committee helps curb abuse Cafeteria reviewed Ranger Bear Slain Larry Flynt for President , Due to nutsefvIIII br'eU Now Z4 II 25, tbere wID ..... IJe • _weeknies are aware that the higher drinking age at 19 will sizeably reduce the number of alcohol consumers. "We're not telling anybody what they should or should not do That's up to them to make a decision. But we don't have to have the sponsorship of events by beer companies whose primary goal, understandably, is to increase beer sales, which is what we'd like to discourage," he said. Guskin pointed out that efforts to reduce campus alcohol consumption caused the Union to lose $16,- 000 last year. One student noted that the University, as an institution of higher education, is one area of society where responsible alcohol use can be learned. Guskin said that WisconSin uruversities have a different policy on alcohol than other states 'for a lot of reasons which you know as well as I. When 1 came to W,SCO"",", by the way, Iwas shocked at the Ireedom 01 drinking on the campus." he said. noting that at Parkside alCoutiDued OD Page , Chancellor AJaD GUSkiD speaks at Monday' OpeD forum, Ranger pboto by Todd Herbst East parking lot to reopen by Micbael Fircbow "Due to overcrowding in Parkside's Tallent Hall parking 101. the east parking, lot has been reopened." stated Ron Bnnkmann, head of Parkside Security. Lights on the east lot have been hooked up once again At 9 p.m the lights will be turned off to conserve energy This will be done because most cars will have left the lot by the designated time. "To encompass the factor that the east lot is .9 miles from the academic buildings, a free shuttle service is offered. Every half hour a Racine or Kenosha bus stops at the Tallent bus shelter and goes around the inner loop. stopping at the Union, Comm Arts and Phy Ed bus stops," said Brinkmann. The Security Department is looking for purchase a van to provide shuttle service for the campus. Kenosha bus sytem is paid $5,000 a year to provide shuttle ~n:'.ice ~ campus. Racine bus service IS paid approximaty the same for this servi<e. The van would travel around the iDner loop and down to the east lot P/«'j 10 minutes during the peak hours "There are a few stipulation rnvolved In the possible purchase of a van bemg utilized as a shuttle servIce," said Brinkmann ··We would need a student with a chauffeur's hcense to drive the van We would also have to pureha th nun! b The linal lIpulalIon 10101 lb. fact that we need perm on from the state to do Ul h a thUlg If a van "ere to be pur hased Bnnkmann behev that It would po. stbly also on e a a Ph) Ed bu Racine bus route to expand service A schedule change for Rout. 9. the Racme-Parkside bus. ",II go Into effect on 1 Q\; 21 "Trips to Parkside "ill be on the hall hour instead of the hour. Also the two morrung ex press runs "ill be eliminated Instead, the first two runs ",II be separated by 15 minutes After that. a bus wiU arnve at Parkside at 30 minute intervals up till 6 p.rn.," said Ron Bnnkmann. head of Parkside Security. The Kenosha bus "",ice will remaiD the same, Brinkmann mentioned that he would hlte to see Kenosba Irequent tbeir Parkslde stops but It I I'U~rde of his control The K no ha route includes half hour top at Parks ide dunng the morning and hour stop> 10 the afLemOOn "The addition 01 bus tnps from Racme to Parkside Will cost between $4.000 and $5.000 There will not be an increase In parking permit costs because the extra mane)' needed can, till be pulled from the confones of our budget," added Bnnkmann New schedules WIll be a\alla ble at the Union Informatoon Desk and al the secunt} ollore in Tallent Hall. p RANGER £ 3 TIIunday, No'~mMr 17,19l!3 Committee helps curb sexual harassment by Jeonie Tunkieicz News Editor Sexual harassment is a problem in our society. In response to this problem, the UW System Board of Regents mandated that advisory c:ommittees be established to deal with sexual harassment on UW taIIlpuses. Parkside's Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is made up of two faculty members, two students, ... library staff member, one student records staff member, one penon from jani~orial services and I mundling services member. ne committee has four functionS. aeeording to Stella Gray, committee chairperson: to alert aU members of the university commuIitJ to the issue of sexual harass- ... to reiterate the position of tile IloIrd of Regents that sexual __ t win not M tolerated lIiIIiI tIte university; to provide a _ lor people to report sexual "'lIIDlfI\t with as little anxiety lid embarassment as possible; and to recommend solutions to these matters. If someone is being sexually harassed, they should go to any commillee member 10 seek help and have some action taken. "People need to do something about this if it's happening. They should have enough sense of their own personal worth and dignity that they don't have to put up with this (sexual harassment). 11 is inexcusable for somebody to drop a course because the teacher was making himself or herself unpleasant to that student in a sexual way. This damages the student's career and it just shouldn't happen and it doesn't have to happen," said Gray. Every incident that is reported to the committee is treated with confidentiality. Gray said that names are even kept out of discussions within the commillee as much as possible. If the problem is very serious the commillee may ask the person who was harassed to put a statement in writing. "People should care enough to do that," she said. Forms of harassment Sexual barassment CaD take muy forms, some less severe t.I1u others, but nevertheless constituting banssmeDt_ Some forms of barassment include: .• Unwanted pressure for dates • Unwanted sexually aggressive looks or gestures • Unwanted sexual teasing, jokes, remarks or questions • Unwanted deliberate toucbiag, leaning over, cornering or piDcb.. iog • Unwanted pressure for sexual favors • Unwanted letters, pbone cans or materials of a sexual eature • Actual attempt at rape or sexual assault. "It's insulting to lhe university in a way. if sexual harassment is going on or people believe it is and nobody is doing anything about it. Wen, nothing can be done about it if no one reports it. We've got nothing to track. down if all we've got are rumors," she said. The severity of the situation establishes how it will be treated. The committee may recommend a solution to the person, or take the mattee to the chancellor with a recommendation for action. For example, Registration made easy 'Y Jill Whitney Nielsen ..... trouble with registraIiaI'! You're not alone in this .......... so Ranger is here to .... ,... with the sticking prob- .. 01 registering. _ 11M! first thing, of course, is to teIect your classes. An adviser CID help you with this task, However, make sure they sign .. adviser's card before you go to register. Now comes the fun part: RegIStration Day. At the first table they check your cards and information to make sure all is filled out cor,eclly. You should also check the overhead projector to make sure the classes you want aren't already filled. U at this point you're already confused, the nice people at the fust table will be glad to answer any questions. If, however, you have sailed through without a hitch, proceed to the second section This is where your white mformation sheet is collected, your cards stamped and the people double check everything lust to make sure the people at the fust table didn't make mis- ~ Next Comes the tricky part: letting your schedule punched Into the computer. Some students have been known to be !luck at station three for hours trying to fix their class schedule Ibut this doesn't happen very often). U the computer accepts YOur schedule, you're home free. U not, the staff at station three will help you through the ::c" spots. Now you saunter _to station four, where you In your bunar's card (unless of course you're paying there, but I've never yet to wit· ness this phenoJrtenon). Station five is for parking slickers for those of you who haven't gotten one or who just want a different color After stalion five, you're done Health Center hours Stu Rubner, Director of Commu· nity Student Services, reports that a registered nurse is available in the Student Health Center, Molinaro 0115, during Edith Isenberg's absence, The following hours for the Health Center have been establish· ed (as of Ranger's publication deadline): Tuesday 9 a.m. to I pm. Wednesday noon to 4:W p.m Thursday 9 a m to 4:30 pm. Friday 9 am. to I p.m Coverage on Monday is. also being arranged. but has not been finalized. Cheryl McWhorter, Student Heal· th Care Center secretary, keeps the Student Health Care Center open from 7:45 a.m. to 4W p.m ,Ionday through Friday. if someone is being followed, Security would be alerted, or if an instructor is involved in sexual harassment, the chancellor would refuse to allow the person to continue teaching. Gray said that the problem can sometimes. be solved by a committee member just talking to the harasser, "Many people don't realee how they're being perceived by 0thers. They feel they haven't done anything wrong. But they have got to learn to curb that kind of thing and have a greater re pt.'( I for women or men, whatever the C.JM" may be," said Gray. Sexual harass ment rake, manv forms and usually invclv a PO" ' posiuon The person "ho har 15 In some lund of power 0\ er the person-an mstructor l) 10 PO" r over a student, a secreta') IS under the power of Ius hr. open r, an admirustrator as In PO" r 0\1: r iI facully member, etc l:Iara",,,"t occurs Vt1len the person 10 power tries to warrant sexual ubm on from another person by ~mg thclr future emplolment, grad . etc a condJtion "People have gol to M ed"""ted on this, that It does occur and to be aware of It and that we should open our minds to a greater awareness of relationships and to make ure you're not gOing it,' sbe said Gray asks that If you '"' being harassed or wneess har ment taklog place, to report It by contoctine ber at M3-22liO or any of the Sftual IIarassment Advisory Commltlft memben r-----------------------, Veteran's survey ! In an attempt to increase the involvement of the vetera orgaruza· I tion for the benefit of Parkside students, faculty and slaff, this su"ey I win enable the Vets Club to beller serve the needs of thIS campus I After completing the survey, please drop off l'Our answers at the I Ranger office (WLLC 0139), Umon Square bar, Rec Center or In WLLC DI76 (10 PI Falkensteml. I I I Il Are you a veteran' a dependent' a student' , -stall' --!aculty'__ I 2)]f you are a ,'eteran, are you arti\'e"l---l I ~~Irltd .. I __ dJsabled'--JrlJve r .e"'e'--<>r ROTC'__ I m , I , d your famlll ar entill<'d I I II 51Would JOU like to _ an a h" .. ter or n.z:lllon on r mp • I __ yes '0 I I I 61 II you ans"ered YES to questIOn 5 .. hen do you feel" uld t, I I mo,t appropriate time to hold the meell '1\1 hat 11m would b<> I I most convenient to you~ I ' I 71 Is there anjihing that the 'elera", organlz:llion ("lin d for I u· II __ Yes '0 I I I 81 II JOU answered YES to qu tion 7 plra c att nd a m 'lin and I , let us know "hal "C can do f r lOU I , I I AddllJonal C<>mments 1 I I I I I I I I IL JI 3\ Do you reel "eterans are well rtpr llted on the Par Id pus'! __ Yes 'Il Check or circle the appropnate answers 4\ Are j'OUaware of all the beneh IOU to? __ Y~'o --~Eft 2 \'ftllbH 17,1tll3 Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society by Mark Feldmanll Take ingredients you would aeversee in an American television !boW: intelligence, humor, sophistiCIted dialogue-put them together in the hands of a capable cast, surlGlIIld them with fantastic settings IIId put them in fascinating situalionS. The result: a "Dr. Who" epiIOlIe direct from England. Wbile 10 million people in Great Ilritain walch the show about the -.podes of a time-traveling pror-. more than 100 million are .. in around the world, includill 10 million in the United States. AIlout 30 people huddled around two video screens last Saturday IiIIi lR Union 104 to watch three epiIodes. Most at them were memo bers of the Parkside "Dr. Who" dub. The club members bear no distiapi!hing marks or fall into no set ralegory; they all share a common Iovt of "Dr. Who." At Saturday's !ibn meeting, young students gath. ertd with parents and their chilo ... to enjoy the show. "It's a show the whole family can watch," said club president Kay Carter. "It has something for everyone. And it's not a slapstick - t'OIDedy or harrowing soap opera like many American television shows." The club started in the fall of last year, mostly through the efforts of Tony Rogers, who is now in Eng. land. "He put up some notices and we got ourselves organized," Carter said. "Ithink we've been quite wetl-accepted on campus." Tbe BBC·produced show has been running for 20 years, with !be 20th anniversary show to be aired on Nov. 23, both in the United States and England at the same time. "That will be a real treat," said club treasurer Mark Christensen. "Episodes in the U.S. are usually a year or two behind the British ones." . "Dr. Who," running on public television in Milwaukee on Channel 10 and in Chicago on Channel 11, bas a large following in the Chicago area. "Chicago is one of the main distribulion points for the U.S.," explained Carter. "It has really spread around the nation a great deal." Two "Dr. Who" movies have been made, starring Peter Cushing as the doctor, but neither met great success. Along with the shows, pa. perbacks of each episode are sold. and many "Dr. Who" magazines fill Club Events Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE, !be Marketing Club, wei· comes new and current members to \be bi-monthly meeting, Wednes· day, Nov. 23 in Molinaro 217. Your IltendanC<!is important. Art Club AD Art Club meeling will be held 011 Monday, Nov. 21 at I p.m. in the Iler Center. Committees will beIonned for the Art Addicts Art Exhibit, wbich will be held Wednes· day, Dec. 7. IVCF 1\aaksclving is not only a lime • !rlJm !be hustle and bustle of ...... 8Dd wort, but it is also a lbne to Ii¥e thanks for the things ... people we care about. In keep- .. with this tradition of giving tbaob. IVCF is meeting Wednes· ';, Nov. 23 at I p.m. in Molinaro .... ~ a time of thanksgiVing and :- ... Steve Ulrich will be sbar· ~ WillI lB. aDd there will also be a - ,. IiJI&ing and rejoicing. If ~~ an iDterated student or ~~. you are welcome Geology Colloquium "7 i..of tile m- Flow" :::, -, tile IapIc 01 tile GeoIoG' __i ., Dr. Robert ~. UW-RMr FrideJ. -, 1111 7 p.1IL Physics Club In December, the Physics Club will visit Fermi National Accelera· tor Laboratory in Batavia, m. A physicist, not a tour guide, will con· duct the tour of the $200 million laboratory. It sounds impressive. but what is it used for? Particle accelerators are used for fundamental research on the nature of nuclear forces, the exploration of transuranic elements (those heavier than uranium) and the detection of unknown particles. Supereonducling magnets drive subatomic par· ticles to high speeds and send them crashing into other particles to break tbem apart (thus the term ~'atom smasher:') Fermilab is named after EnriCO Fermi, the Italian-American physi· cist who produced the first nuclear chain reaction, Thirteen thousand gallons of liquid helium are required to cool the twenty-one loot magnels down to five degrees above al>- solute zero. A beam conlaJll~ng twenty trillion protons travellOg near the speed 01 light makes 46" 500 tums around !be ac<elerator ~ second. In 1m, a 400 billion ~V proton beam .... successfuDy passed through it for !be llnt time, makiDll the accelerator tile - powerful machine In tile work? Today the Tevatron <an .-II -- lieS as biCl' as 7lIO billion ~v. 7t II an InterestlDll paratIoa that, tile _ minute partir'" in the _. Ie sbauId requft the most - IemMh' ery ia order to • studied and understoocI. no space case the market. There has even been a play made. "It's a real choice in programmjog," Carter said. "I like the way !be doctor must rely on intelligence to get out of situations." The club has about 30 members. who meet every month for a business meeting and then sponsor film meetings, which are open to !be public. The club also puts out a newsletter, Several 01 the members belong to Chicago area clubs and UV'·, li~ waukee recently started their own club What makes thIS show, which originally started as a children', sbow in England, SO appealing? The answer seems the same every- _. "The lDtngue of ume l!'a,d. said Clmstensen "He n go w"'~ ever be wan In lim • Oft hent"\ tor he' ",.,15 He jumps Into lh~ Tartus (the doctor's tune \ehlcl~. and goes. "There IS notlung Ilk It on I< I evislon And there IS no othor rt I ~ bcboA show 00 • Brass Ensemble to perform r-------------, I ATTENTION I IALL CONTINUING STUDENTS I I SPRING COURSE SCHEDULE CORRECTION I '1 NOVEMBER 28·29·30 ARE NOT I I .OPEN REGISTRATION DAYS I I I I YOU MUST FOLLOW THE TIME AND DATE I I' LISTED IN YOUR PACKET!! I LI _ iiiiii The popu1ar Chicago Brass Ensemble, which enjoys a reputation as the standard·bearer for brass performance throughout !be world, will perform at 8 p.m. on Monday. Dec. 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to the performance, sponsored by PAB, is $1.50 for students, senior citizens and UW·P staff and $3 for the general public. The five-piece ensemble has per· formed with the Lyric Opera or Chicago, the Chicago Symphony Or· chestra, the Grant Park Symphony, visiting ballet companies, numerous musical shows and at the Ravinia Festival. In addition to active touring en· gagements throughout the United States, the Chicago Brass Ensemble has participated in a series of concerts and residencies sponsored by the Affiliated States Arts Agencies of the Upper Midwest. Members 01 the group, among Chicago's leading musicians. are: --Melanie Kocher. hera, a rnembe< of !be Chicago Opera Theater, the American Chamber Syrnpbony, Lyric Opera and Opera Mid· west and a frequent soloist WIth the Chicago String Ensemble, !be Chicago Chamber Orchestra and !be Chicago Phtlharmomc. She has been a member of lne Pemnsula Music Festival Orchestra for etght )'OMS. -Edward Kocher, one or Chi· cago's most sought·after lrombone and euphonium artists, who per . forms regularly ",~ith s)'11\phony, ballet and opera orchestras. Kocher also does free-lance arrangIng and recording and IS on the brass fac· u1ty at Wheaton College. -Robert Rada, tuba. has studied with Arnold Jacobs of the Ch~ cago Symphony and John F1etcher of the London Symphony In addl' tion to perfonnmg WIth leading ballet companies, Rada is often heard WIth the LyriC Opera Orchestra. the Grant Park Symphony and the Ravinia Festival Orchestra. --Ros. Beacroft, principal lnImpet 01 the Amencan Chambe< Sympilony and !be ChIClllO Opera Tbeater. BeacraIt IS • B"lduate 0( the Eastman School or MUSIC and .. a lormer membe< of the l'iorth Car· oIIna Sympbony and the Norwftgian Opera and Ballet m Oslo He performs frequently WIth Ollcaao' Lync Opera and !be Conlemporary Chamber Play... Beacraft p..... ently is Brass Department Ota,,· man at DePaul UllI'erslly. -Steven Hendrickson • lead· ing ChIcago fr~·lance tr\tlll!""l player who has performed ... t<1l· S1vely WIth !be ChicagO ymphony Orchestra in ~ and on ..... conhngs. He played With !be Lon· don Symphony In Canada for two seasons and also has performed WIth other profes lanaI groups ,n the Ctucago area. including theLync Opera ~IUSJc01 Baroqu and !be ChlC8go Pops Orchestra He presently IS on the music larull! at North Park ConconIlI and f:Jm· hurst colleg "Phun with Physics" The Physics Colloquium Series wiD conclude this semester with three demonstration shows. The first will be "Physics and Magic." a program of magic tricks and stunts by Marshall Elenstein from the Pbysics Department of Ridgewood HigI1 School in Norridge. Ill. Ellens- .... 's show will be given at 3 p.m. OIl Friday. Nov. 18 in Greenquist 101. the United States, appearing before tea~hers. civic groups and general audiences. Their shows are fast. paced. frequently noisy and always. entertaining. "Balloons. Bubbles and Balancing" will be given on Monday, Nov. 28 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. .The fi~al demonstration program mil be given hy two Parkside faculty. Jeffrey Nehr and Stephen Luzader. Nehr gave a show last ypar that proved to be the most popular entry in the colloquium series. This year's show will include all new demonstrations and will be given on Wednesday, Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 101. These programs are all free and open to the public. The second show in the series is "Balloons, Bubbles and BalanciD«." which will be given hy Profs. Glenn Schmieg and Richard Dillman from the Physics Department of UW-Milwaukee. Schmieg and Dittman are nationally known and tate their program to all parts of collegiate crossword © Edward Julius Collegiate CW83-31 ACROSS 49 Map abbreviation 50 Company bigwig 1 Paleoloic. Heso- (abbr.) zoic. etc. 51 Alleviate 5 Car accessory 55 Chemical catalyst 10 Soviet news agency 59 EOP equipment 14 Function (2 wds.) 15 Parenthetical 61 Subject of the COlMlent movie. 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"- the Bachelor" 11 Winglike Plrt~ 12 - souci 13 Beef quantity Solution on page 10 - N.Y. theater tour Take a bite out of the Big Apple and spend spring break in New York City-and get credit for gomg The Dramatic Arts Discipline is offering a New York Prolessronal Theater Seminar in spring semester 1984. This two credit class meets Tuesday evenings from 7-850 p.m and the one credit lab will be in ew York City ~Iarch 11-18. Students nave several options for talting this course: take the two credit lecture class only. take the one credit lab class only. or take both for a total of three credits. The lab fee is $400 which includes: four theater tickets rnclud7 TYME• commg back? Partsi« Iw "DI OUIbidi 10 II of the f:iaadaJ ilu ia lh. t.a:SteB Wi.scG1l$iaI i••tvmpt lo briIlc • TIME IlJOdlin< oa comPti- n.. pr<>iotI> TYME tT... Your )foDe} E\erplob fir) ma. cb..iM _as removed 1"0 ) a ago d•• to .... kof use. planned Ing "CATS I. round tnp Illrfar, guest speakers teeters, directe and designers). bar Jt" tours and sev n Olghls at l.be Ed, son Hotel rbeart of the th ter di tnct] For more information. conLa I Jud.th SOlder 553-2702 or :.53 2S68 Latin America discussed "Observations on U.S. policy in Latin America" is the title of a talk to be given by Prof. Jose Ortega of the Spanish Discipline on Wednesday. Nov. 30 from 1-2 p.m in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor Library. Ortega will discuss the policies of the United States 10 Latin America in the 20th century. I!Js talk mil fO(US l n Gu..hmala a ry There IS. du play on Laton Amer lea on l.e\ el [ of the LiI",,') Tbe ta1I< IS bemg sponsored by' th Ubrary Learnong Ceruer Kenosha Savings and Loan P EE CHECK G! In your choice Of TWO great accountsl 59~ 7th Ave -Kenosha. W.s 658-4861 West Slde-7535 P8fsh og Blvd 694·1380 North.es. s.de-4235 52nd SI ~120 South Slde-8035 22nd Awe 651·IJAQ PaddOCk lake-2.726 75th St At: 50 8A3-Z388 laM Get.... 4'0 aro.cs 51 249141 ----_/ :IA@==~!!!!!!!!!~!!!!~~~,;!!!!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;!!!!~;;;;;~'~~~u~ r.· 0\_ r Consumer's Guide II -Cafeteria comes through with not-so-flying colors by Bob Kiesling - ers or tables piled with litter, is wretched. The Cafeteria's forte is breakfast. For $1.59 you can get two eggs, toast and bacon prepared in about five minutes while you wail at the serving line. The eggs are cooked to order and I ordered mine over easy. They came well cooked but not burnt, with a soil yolk. The bacon was also well· done and the toast was a light to medium brown with lots of bulter . The coffee was average. The Cafeteria also serves waffles. hash browns, English mullins and the ever-present doughnuts and bagels, in a variety of flavors. For lunch, the Cafeteria serves an assortment of hamburgers as well as a special of the day, with prices comparable to other eating spots here . A word about the hamburgersavoid. They mayor may not have meat in them. It's difficult to tell. But most people agree they taste like cardboard and drop like a rock to the pit of your stomach. where they remain for the rest of the afternoon. They should carry a warnIng from the Surgeon GEneral The day I ate there. the specials were hot beef and tacos. f got a taco (79') with sour cream 15 I. It was served in a medium-Sized shell. with a fair amount of meat and lettuce, tomatoes and cheese. It was a crumbly but tasty meal. Other daily lunch specials have included fish, salisbury steak and gyros (which are reportedly excel· lent). The Cafeteria is open Monday through Friday from 730 a m to 2, 00 p.m. and is usually crowded, except after noon. when the place dies. Even so. service is usually quick Lines at the cash register can gel long, especially when only one is In use, but it is rare to wait more than For !bose who prefer a plain. qIIilt meal to the nightclub-like &till 01 tbe Union Square, but ~ a litUe more complete IIIaI lite munchies served at the C4If« Shoppe, there is the Union ()/eleIia. '!be Cafeteria is on the L·l level of !be Union. It is. as its name impilei, a cafeteria·style dining room, ... tbe atmosphere can range from owlu1 to almost pleasant. 1IIe best seats are found along !be windoWs that border the Cafeteria '"' three sides and offer, depeIIdlD& on where you sit. a magrutil:eIl .. of either the parking lot or !be Union Pad. SittiDll at one of the tables packed Into the middle 01 the room, .......... surrounded by other dinRucer pbcMo by Do,. M.E.., neously. Also, the Cafeten> has a eonveyor line for dIrty dISh thaI often goes uoused FlI"hna. dun table later IDthe da~ can be a prob· lem WIth the notable exception of the hamburger<. the Cafetena's ~nu seems to be almost uniformly good. but the atmosphere doesn't ht lp my appetite [alwa. f~ ru ed when I lea\ """0 and a hall ta ten minutes for the meal The starr is usually pleasant even dunng peak times The Catetenas decor except for a few polled plants near the wmdows, is non-existent. Personally, Iobject to the crowd· ed, noisy atmosphere of the Cafetena The tables are placed too close together to be comfortable and suting there during lunch }OU can usually catch fragments from haU· a-dozen conversation . srmultaArts & Crafts fair to be held BEUf.'/Q rr 01" E.5.AR 1 J 12·30 P m and from 1.30 p m to i 30pm Food service w111 be a\3tlable n the Cnion Square and In the roff sbop In lowe< . laID Place from 10 a m to 4 Pm The C-P'" BooIr.. store and the "ton R«r allon Center "Ill be open from 10 a m to 4 pm The .. en! Studt-nt Al1JV1U Parltl ide lJ\1lJ than 300 applicants. come from throughout WISCOnsin and the Chi· cago area and will display Items such as jewelry. pollery, needlework, holiday decorations. wood· working and painting and a 't',de variety or crall items There Will be li\e entertainment penodtcaUy in the lmon Bazaar throughout the day and a .hlldren·, hlm ,,;U be presented ID Ihe rnlOn CInema Theater rrom 10 30 3 m to The ninth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at Parkside. which last year attracted 6,000 area residents, will be held on Saturday. Dec. 3, from 10 a.m. to 4 pm. when the nearly quarter-mile concourse stretching from the Umon to :\lalO Place of the Wyllie library-Learning Center wHl be hned With more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admissJOn charge Exhibitors. selected from more '\'lIe pilgrims landed at Plymouth Roek, Massachusetts and not as many people helieve, in plymouth Rodt, Arizona. polUOred by I Of nd the Board ,PAR, �ER S . Qn£e Ober Easy . Howard Cosell... Man or Mouth by Dick OberliruDer "U GerrY Ellis would have baIdI the linebackeh, the Packehs IIOIIid have scored the winning lOlIdJdoWD. But he faa-yeld to do ..... "/liIbt now, Dodsen is bubbaling lIfth confidence. He's definitely on • lIP beat" Laughing hysterically, I lifted ..".u oU the floor and leaned on IIle tQUIIIertopwhere Irecuperated after bearing another one 01 How- .... Cosell's quintessential statemeats. The kind that sum up all the IIlQ/lODal and physical aspects 01 a Jaa./h<D-spectacular athletic mo- .. Far above the mentality 01 morIII IIleIH"Sting on shoulders that DIll equal the loundational support of !be Sueprdome-lies the ulti- _ in brainpower, the critically IldaImed Romper Room thinking ClIP, the nadir 01 lungo logic: the IIlind 01 Howard Cosell. At an estimated lo~ miles above lIIe average viewer's intelligence, lIIe ppeI according to Howard lIIIlden down the mountainside. The landslide 01 smothering Verbiage IS testament to proclaiming him "king of Bs'ers hill .. -His word choj~e seeks such havens where thesaurus editors prance amongst boldly shaped cloud tops--where ancient gods once watched the Olympic games. There is but one televised god seating high above OUf antennae, and he's wearing a black suit, a tie and a had toupee. Listeners have no choice but to suffer through an endless string of lightning bolts, hurled at them by word of mouth, 0 to be deaf now that Monday Night Football is here! Cosell is a singular phenomena (few rise out of their seats to notice). He is a solitary verbal mountain extolling his massive vocabulary. The mouth arose quietly in this century Irom the evolutionary process that creates east coast omnipotence. One main crop of hair crowns the summit 01 Cosell-a less than magnificent cone capped with lakery. Only about 1.5 square leet of scalp, an insignificant fraction of human skin, covers the magical phenomena 01 Howard's thought process. ? • A phenomena once described by Nabakov as: "A most absorbing process, mucb like that of a sponge. ,. A phenomena that most people do not relize and, much to their advantage, do not care about Descriptions to the unkno w,ng resemble a lolk tale about a man who rose from obscunty. who speaks obscurely and wrill, hopelully, lade into the mght alter the stadium lights are lurned ofl. Yet, Howard's presence has.lready been firmly etched into the wiring of our televisions. Even when he's gone forever. his \OIC'e will be heard during the dead air portions of the broadcast. How can one televised colorman seem so appropriate and inappropriate lor any situation be describes? Educated men lD lootball pooling countries at ODetime refused to believe he existed. WIthout his ah-nahl-ah-sis (analj'sis), a gap 01 in-depth loolishness prevails. We need Howard to straighten out wbat is already obvious in our minds; we need Howard's 0 w11 ottcolored descriptions 01 FL play, ers. Most of all, .....e need Howard so we can turn down the sound. By the way, who did Ho w ard play for at one time? Ranger Bear slain Fo"' play suspected by John Kovalic Feature EdItor TIle wbole 01 Parkside was grieved at the recent violent death 01 .... Bear. "Wow, what a bummer," com· -.cI Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, ... immediately broke dpwn. "I _, y'know, this sort 01 spoils tile wbole holiday mood lor me. .... really grossed out." TIle Hanger Bear was the most .... victim in a series of grue· _ 'layings 01 college mascots. !be first case occurred over two ... ago when Bucky Badger was IaaIId impaled by a telegraph pole ..... the lourth quarter 01 a Madilaft.Mlchigan lootball game. The fOlke are still looking lor the tenfDot \aU assailant. "n', really ugly," said head 01 ~ secl1rity Ron Brinkman. "We only just lound the lorepaws JlIIterday. " Ranger Bear had apparently lelt llairly wild party Tuesday night to ... a look at the moon. He never 1lIlImed. Police later lound the body ~ up on the Phy Ed parking "Well, like, he was goin' out to ""* at the ,tars," said ElVIS Goat- ~, .Iriend of the deceased. ~ like, I think he was out _' .... some dope. I mean, we "~,man, The campus is iD mourning It the ~eDt violent death of Rucer Bear, "And that's the last I saw ~im. Apparently they're still lookin lor the tail." The Bear was a b1l 01 a pot-head, but he was all right, man, y'know." . The Bear was well·known for hiS shady lriends and oc:asional drug peddling, but the slaylOg IS suspect- 'ed to be unrelated. Police are looking lor the UWRiver Falls Falron to help wllh their enquiries. Foul play is suspected. •••••••••• -PJon ~bIes .. a , '0 , U.-em. Jazz 'Ensemble ALL THAT JAZZ! The award-winning P.rkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell. who reocently performed WIth the WlSCO/lSID All-Star Jazz Band. wIll present its lall semester <oncert at 8 p m on Tuesdav. 'ov U lD the Commuruation Arts Theater Th. Jazz Ensemble II also oil perform. The Jazz Ensemble I, whIch has just completed work on a serond album. hUed' Vaho<n'ah' n," II perform l\ selectJons repreentulC a broad spectrum ol)&q t}ie> Among them are, Wonl You Come Home, Bill Bailey' " a OW ... land ....,ng·sl}l. pi"'" that I tures a suophont '5«\lon solo, • 1) Foolish H rt a ballad that rup into a WIng tem that n amnged b} sophomore Bill .. 01 Racine, 'Rabble Rouser" n uptempo blockb ter arranged by Billy B} rs lor the Coon' I Or· cbesln, and "That'. Right Irom the Rob tcConnell Baa Band Book a COffipclllllJOn that I v ty 01 mus,ol aenr .. , Includ,OC rock, ballacl and uptempD In October, Bell performed ... alto '.1'Ol"'c- til 1M Wb<onsln A1I-Stat JIZZ Band at rOlld du 1M ~Co on ..... lt I part 01 the Wiscoculn Jau F 'a1 and f t ured a nlllllbor 01 jan uper \MS, i Iudln Owl C~ and Freddie Hubbard Bell an .lumnus 01 'orth Teas State Cnl ",tT" he eamod uncIerv Ie \Jate and performod the IIJIlf<I One 0 I b Band AI Bell I appb Ilion and • ....... M moves the ball downfield. ~rts shots Wisconsin winners by Robb Luebr AI 1 III down 10 wrile Ihis .... , I .... Iized Ihal it is very awl these days to write on just IUbjed; so therefore, I will -1IlaII)' bases this week. '********** "ftIt 01 an, there was the fine ... between "Marvelous" Margin IIIeIor and Roberto "No Mas" ..... last TIlursday. I personally W picked Hagler to win, which he • bul 1 didn't expecl Duran 10 lilt an 15 rounds. I don'llhink Hag- .. fIpected him 10, eilher. In any _. tile people got their money's '-1/1 and then some. Many sub- ..... to Viacom cable on the ... Iide of Milwakee, and view- • In other stales, received Ihe ... al home for free. Due to a ~ problem, the salellile sig- "lIIdn'l 8"t scrambled. ********** ..'!!! Wis<onsin Badgers moved i;i;,,10 a bowl bid with a wild, ...... ute. C-38 WJIl over Purdue. - WiIIniIIc touchdown was scored ... a play called, approprialely lIIIIIp.. ,the 14 Sucker pass, where .... Ii&bt ends fake a block, then reupfIe1d. As a mult, Ted Pear- • ... wide open. The best part - tile fact Ihal the Badgers were lila fourth down and one siluation. ... star 01 the game, however, was .. _er Al Toon, who caught ~ passes for 252 yards, a Big - record. Included in those eighl ....... a 73 yard touehdown ........ Two olher sports learns al Wisconsin are having good years. I!oI1l the men's and Ihe women's cross-country teams placed first in the NCAA Districl IV meet in East Lansing, Mich. last weekend Each team qualified for the national meel, to be held on Nov. 21 in Bethlehem, Pa. TIle men's team is the defending NCAA champion The Badger hockey leam is finally playing up to its capabIlity, especially after fhis past weekend The Wisconsin skalers totally manhandled the WCHA-Ieadmg Minnesota Gophers in a two-game series Sophomore goalie Gary Baxter. a walk-on, held the high-scoring Gophers to only one goal, whIle hIS leammales scored 12, includmg a 9- o whitewash salurday night. After an Q-4 start. the Badgers are now 4- 4 in the WCHA and >-5 overall If they can play at this level for the rest of tbe season, they should be In a position to defend their NCAA championship. ********** Back to college football for a few moments: Third-ranked Auburn clinched a Sugar Bowl berth with a 13-7 victory over number 4 Georgia. Herschel Walker, wbere were you when theY needed you? ..NebrasU, ranked number 1 an year, really did a number (67) on Kansas (t31 in winning their 11th straight game this year ...lllinois is going to Pasadena as the Big Ten representative in the Rose Bowl; they clinched It by beating aI!o-ran 1n<bana 49-21. It's the Dlini's first Rose Bowlm 20 years ... Perennial football power USC was beaten by Washington 2~ on salurday; this was the lirst time the Trojans were shut out ~ 17 years. TIleir record thIS year IS an uncharacteristic 4->-1. CoJdiDued OD pogo 1Z Soccer Playoff ambitions stopped by Mark Feldma •• TIle weather settled down and the sun came out last saturday afternoon as the Parkside soccer learn prepared to play Sangarnon Stale University in the AlA Area 5 championships. But as the game was played. it was obvious the sun "0lS not shining on Hal Henderson's Rangers at Parkside lost to sangamon 3-0, sending the Stars to the NAJA national tournament in WichIta Falls, Texas. "We played well enough to win." Henderson said of the losing Ranger effort. "We got ourselves into an earl)' hole and it was frustrating ... The hole was dug early in the game as Parkside scored the fi t sangamoo goal inadvertently w hile trying to clear the ball "After that. we were in a pani(' situation:' Henderson SOld ~ As ,t got later in the game, it dJdn't malter iJ they scorN one live or tell pis" With almost lour minutes left ill the second half sangamon S<'OI'Od on • penalty ki<l< and then scored their last goal also a penahj'. abool oae rnmute later "U we could ""' .. scored the forst pl. .... d ha been JO tbey ,Sangamon, couldn't ha.e touched us," Henderson uid "Sangamoa d>dn 1 S<Ore a goal Oft their own an da ' Parkside beal Grand\ ...... CoIIeee 01 Des oees I....~ last Wed day 2-1 10 three 0 -erumes ,n the senu-finaf game. WIth AncI.- Fa- ...... 00 5COrUlli both goafs After thai game. the Rangers seemed read to..-m saturday "We were 'very roDhdent Vie could beal Sangamon ~ H-'erson said ·We ere at e .... kn<w what .... could do .. \\'lule Grand, posed DO real Ihreat to Parks.de Hend ""n tJ>oocbl the Ra • IiUW sIadl 011 the lJeId ·1 doD 1 • 101 01 plIJwn lOOt Gnndriew aertoasIy ," be ... "We did not pa'e ..., pr0blems, bat the long kept tbeIII 011 the £oeId. strClllCW. ....,. I'll" TIlro. b botb cameJ .1 tb~ cbamp""'upa, PIrtside A!D«. ICIlIl JIlDlRY Banks oaJy pia,... I' ............. ed • IImItiaC Raltl [ 5u_'s off "JiIIImy _ oat wilIl a ~ croon -. and be .... Id llOC run." He.le" ... sa\cI. "V"" 1* him out of the bne up IDd PfflI'fchances " Hmdenoa has put cesslill 19lIS • eral record-bre ....... for ~rJ>ts ·'.it're and tak • I to ..'Ulter PARKSfDE FOOD SERVICE ANNOUNCES /II. CHILDREN'S TOY DRIVE MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL THURS. NOV, 171ft • FRI. NOV, 111tt UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a,m,-2:OO p.m, MEXICAN PlATE SPECIAL • ENCHILADA CASSEROLE , SMAU TACO SALAD , CINNAMON CHIPS ONLY '1.99 WITH 25' GOING TO S.O,C, TOY DRIVE RANGER Classified ads FREE CLASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.I STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: POLICY Any registered UW-P student is qualified to insert a clas1. Submitters must presified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (phone numbers equal 1 word) sent ad to Ranger office (WLLC 0139) by deadline. Classification 2. Two free ads _ 10 words or less. . 3. 25¢ will be charged per 10 words if word limit is exceeded. Name Ranger . 5.5. No. WLLC 0-139 .'.',','.'.'.;'...'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.::.:;•.»:;;.;.;.>...... ;':-:';'.':-:';'/ :-:-";';';-:-'«';<';';-:-:-;':-:-:-:-:.;.;.;.;-;.;.-."' .-.;.;.-.;-'.;.:-:.;.;.;.;.'.;.;.;.;.;.;.-.;.;.;.;.;.;.;-;.;.;.;.;.;.:-;.;.;.:-;:;:;:;=:;::;:.; .•... For Sale .I'lIOPEL GT -automatlc, good mile- .,.. dependable. $000 or best. 553-9745. Services Offered TYPING AND calligraphy. Speedy -. Call Louise. 6S4-4S05. Miscellaneous SIIOW us your current Parkside ID or IIumIIi card and the first beer is on .. Cad's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. CIlIIPOIlATE IMAGE building wOrk. ~ Friday, Nov. 18,2 p.m., Molinaro DUO. . Personals UTE: GENERAL Hospital is __ Uno! Joey. lAtE: LUKE and Laura are together :i'.=.Sandy-let me make your ""'lilies. PE'l"FJt-.CARROTS taste better with 11II ...... 011 lbem. Mickey. lIN ANDJill. we're all thriUed that ,..'re Ilomy, but enough is enough!! J,T,.J.K .• P.C" M.K., A.B., C.C .• J.W., P,H., B,S. JIANNE: SHOUW we get another iIIII baml lor the 25th? ED FIIANCISCO: Happy 20th birthday MIt Wednesday!! Park Avenue Kids. J1JUE JOHNSON: Hope you enjoy JOIU' 20th birthday this Saturdayl! !lAD: MEET you in the E.R. Friday .""t!! Sandy K.M.H. 1SERf: LONDON'S calling. HELLO, HELLD--OH, NO!!! Born Again. . GOONE: TOO funny, beautiful and WIird. Let mom pack! Lucky. _1: BIZARRE, far-fetched in style IIId appearance -True!! -$$!?!?!?!? ... : CLASSIFIED by over 4043.7, reinItated 10 ססoo1. Love "I" IlP.: ARE You still' looking for a yellow V.W. Backseat? ME PAT: SOMETIMES someone very spedal heJps you out so much you don't kaew what to say, but thanks and I love ,... Rbonda. 0'.- GOOD luck Saturday night. K ANDJ. lATE: I thank you for helping me. You're fantastic! Joey. JEANNE: HAPPY Anniversary. I love lOU!!! ChUck. SNOOkY: A special f~iend with so -"Y Special meanings what would I ever do without you??? WeU, I don't ... MOLLY: I'M sure dinner at Bonnie's pIaee Win be as fun as dinner at your $ So theret! Also, less of a quack- ~nence. r SATURDAY I was so embarrased. The glazed duckling I was serving \lICked and Richie dropped all his ~ •. MAZELTOF ... D' 1were a rich duck ... quacky-quackJ~·'Cluacky-quacky-quacky quacky q~ quack ...AII day long I'd quacky ~y cook, if I were a flambayed 8PEA&JNc OF foul teons, how does fJI:e make no-peek chicken? Beware of ~ens Dying blindly into houses of .... llDoiiIyed,glazed duckling. Thafs how - lDakes no-peek chicken. D4VE-GET SERIOUS!!! Elvira 1111!: BABVSJTrER has conducted a - cue 01 SCARLET FEVER. Let's ~ nothing happens that isn't in the _ct. ~:v. BEWARE 01 elephant sized ".,.,..., When you return from N.V. !!"'yard is lilting quickly. Good lerlil· - for the frozen lettuce. fIloUlV-I'LL do anything to gel a head • ..... Voyage. We wish we could say ..... ~ 10 see you go. Leave your JIII»Det strings for the next one in line ..... L':olIOw are the famous _cing ...... 11 Twiqling eyebrows are caldly. m ......· "ED EVENTS: COMM corp IIIIIiaatIoOI to be held daDy mid-inaln • place. Don't miss 'em. Learn how to communicate Violence. OPENING: COMM instructor·84 due to situations beyond our control ..there win be openings for interpersonal inter. cultural, sociaf change ... lnstructor eaten by large fish at vacation spot in north. wem Wisconsin. MAUDE GRADUATES this semester ... everyone jump for joy!!! LT. HAVE you met B.L.T. yet?? Are you still dating bologna and cheese or are you with pickled dumpling? TO WHOM it may concern: I may be a stwnp, but at least I haven't let any of life's circumstances dull my sense of humor. R.L. JENNY SEZ The world for this week is STUMP!! RICK SEl Jennie is right. PAT SEl Rick is right. KEN SEZ Pat is right. AND THAT'S what being a stump is all about!!!! RICK LUEHR: Think about joining the Marines ...as a tank? JK KATE, LUKE Spencer is Mayor of Port Charles!!! Joey HERBS: GO to the elevator and dial 2295; righteous Maynard!!!! DOT FACTOR: Let's sexercise together. Your Bonnie Belle. TO AU. you misfits: Go to class. Orf. Orl. MR. EDITOR man: Same time tomorrow? Photogs (not Whit) SIS: PILLOWS are for puppies. thanks for house breaking me. SLIM: (C,J.A,) where did ya go?!! Looks like zeea Time! M,F.T.L IO-LA·LA LOVER) Too bad M.H. went home! Thanks for the limo service. JOHN TYSON: Bet you didn't expect to find yourself in here! SAY FRISKY! Have your bunnies been running lately?? Love Lumpy. DAN VlDAS. just shut up and bowl. would ya! JAMIE, YOU'RE so nice to look at. That's what makes it so hard to study. Remember ... Papagaios! ' DANGEL()..LET'S get physical. Your suzy sweet cheeks. Orf, Orf! AlTRACfIVE FEMALE for short term physical relationship. Ask for Nick at the Ranger office. PETER: JUMP on ZZ's top. Mickey. KAY: I want to hug your snoozer! BJ. RICK: CHARLES Atlas phoned. He wants more of those little red pills. JK P,A.B,: 00 me a favor smile! Don't frown. Joey. JOHN P.: Don't foul up on your bowling. Joey. , k MICKEY: SEEN any carrots? I U as Adam-you ask P.P.!.! Peler. P.P.I.: I'M trying! Am I gettmg better? ? Hope so! Peter . E.J. DOCTOR Who is alive and well and lives at Parkside. Joey; . KATE: LAURA Spencer IS alive and well and lives in Port Charles'! Joey. KATE: WALLY Cleaver is coming!!! ~~TBALL: YOU should have replaced Dr. 5euss' lunch. Peon. HEY BOOBY: Where's the seats!! We wanna picnic. Tallent Gals. JON DUDLEY: and the Crankers-totalIy fornicating obnoxious rock band. ED: GOSTO ku an tee-tee mu! florence. . h ki FLORENCE' FAV loy. c un . ng. GWEN FAYE: Our gang W1sh~ .to think you for your southern hOSpitality at your home last week. The y-team. KIM MOSS: You light up my life. Your Sweetie-pie Gregg Nelson. WHY F ART and waste it when you can belch and taste it? ED FRANCISCO: A "Student" and a "Gentleman." , R1Z: YOU seem to ful~m ~veryone s Deeds Iately ..... pecially Cmdy s. GWEN: DRINK your vitamin C and eat three square .... Is a day. .." BIZ: CAN'T wait for "Thanksgivmg! ~: DON'T yOll eyeball me!:' ·R-O.V. JR., Vour hands, weren t ~.!!'~,:,rv'8{,·~ u:~.~ UKM:oUV. and JI treats area t kin OIl the bIocIt . YG:rls bad either ..... ParlWde . ----------------~~- Saturday, Nov. 26 SCIENCE STUDENT vs FACULTY BASKETBALL CHALLENGE Jjle II5:30 p.m., precedes the UW-P vs UW-LaCrosse game in the Phy. Ed. Building Come see your favorite Professors pool their physical prowess and try to beat the Spectacular Student team!!! Faculty Roster: Tickets: $1.50 Includes: Bruce uBomber" Branchini C,M. "Chargln" Chen Fred "Clutch" Clough Morris "Magic" Firebaugh UYean Gene" Gasiorkiewicz Gene 'lGunner" Goodman Ben "Boards" Greenebaum Norberl "Icemaln" Isenberg "Jumpln" Jeff Nehr "Pistol" Peter Nielsen Alma uAce" Renish Jim "Sureshot" Shea Ed "WIldm8n" Wallen Keith "Stilts" Ward Norbert "No Miss" Wie'enberg Esther "One Shot" Will Scorekeeper: Sam "Numbers" Filippone Coach: Homer Knight • Also Starring • AI ..Whl " Guskin. referee Gary ..Woo Goetz, announcer 1. an exciting evening with The Science Division Globetrotters 2. Ranger vs. LaCrosse Game 3. Dance following in the Union Tickets available at Concourse table in Gr. hall and GR 344. PROCEEDS GO TO THE SCIENCE DIVISION FACULTY/ALUMNI SCHOLARSHIP FUND Sponsored by the Chemistry Club RANGER Z Thursc!al •• ' ~m""r 17.1'83 @H. ~1i83 71" Letter to the Editor SNAFU! To 1M EdaIOr It bmI <1aImfd lIlat p<ople ftI} 011 lball .. portml 01 tMv br ProoI 01 tIW u-y IIr<Sid- "'C t ..u.n 1M tu· I 01 1M AthJoIjc Ooput. - T _ s.- '"- to Ilaw 1M lra<k ..,oirfd. tbus poatllnC tIw ''llomo lioIdI" out 01 -. ..... 10 tile oOIe<t<d _ to do tIlio JOb. WeD. maY"" J_. July • ...-bIJ AUCUS\' • t I slap belle 1ft 1110 nudda. 01 tile _1ft Odoloor But WIit a'- ......... p.•• ory bnt bom<c_ II plonninl to ..-e • oports 1eslJ,-aJ around tIw "BowI" ~ 1M bog ..- opuISl Mad""" Got It"! Put some equipment -.by to loot 1iI<~ _ 's busy 'I'1l<n """~ _ sudlen 10 Wood __ DObocly WI1I _ that dld- ..,. .... o>t bas beft done on tile lndt UpOD rftlot<tIon. It's just • litue tbort...."ted 01 our lads to pidt lIlIs ,..1O __ ~lfttllo ........ play-offs aad ~ up play. iIlC 011 • pratU<e "~Id don't'- Uds rftIize ~ IoroIlaDd that admaIIIslnlOn tan't pl.D ths~ tblDC" Th~y ba.~ IJDdaots duo SOOII AH, YES. J£.SSE, I CERTAINLY DO APPROVE.OF YOUR JOINING T\lE. PRE.SIDENTIAL RACEMIND vou I ,RUST YOU'LL LET ME USE THE BLACK VOTE. WHE.N YoU'RE DONE WITH IT-NOT TO RUSH YoU OF c.ouRSE-SAY! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE. SEC.RE.TARY OF EDUC.ATION? OR HOW 'BOVT HOUSING AND URBAN. DEVELOPME.NT? WHAT'5 T\-lAT yoU SAY? "NOT HA DOOTS OF POSITIONS BUT OUTLETS FOR AMBITION -MY ~ DROLL! WIVE 'lbu EVER c.o~51oEll£O THE FllOll> ~ ....OVEltTISllolC,? Happy Thanks- • • g~v~ng from the Ranger taff Nobody bas eve" said that Partsid~ doesn·t aUrad a diverse group 01 peopl~ into ils friendly ronfines . ..,,~ aver.lge J"",sludent who .... es Friday at noon and sta~.. as far away from parlwde as possible until the rust dass on Monday may nol realize the many week~ acti"ties that oteur OY6 th~ week~· The Union and food SfiVice malte good mon~ by renting out various PaBside facilities and catering to organuations. Tlus past weekend. I notice. was .ery busy. At on~ time during the Saturday evening. there was a regional Inter,Varslty Chnstian Fellowship meeting in th~ tal~teria (which is referred to as ..the dining room" for evenmg ~\'enls), a gathering of Dr. Who fa· natlcs In Union 104-105 and a Parkside Activities Board "meeting" lparty. in good old reliable Union Square. What an .. ening for any God·loving Dr. Who fan who likes to party. huh? People who know me well can ~asil~' guess which party I <rashed. Hint: PAB offered free beer, *************** As most of you Raci~ bus riders noticed, on the front pag~ is th~ n~ that the Radne bus service will begin aU-<layball·hour service to Parksid~. Tlus should maIt~ aU th~ nden happy alter ha.ing to suffer the pl"a'lOUS monstrosity of "service." The ironic thing is that only lasl week. Ranger published a sUtY~ in ord6 to measure the support by Ra· cine riders (or half·hour. evening and weekend service. "'bat pull Ranger has. Maybe next week we should pnnt a survey determining how we want to get rid of Ronald R~agan~ther by impeaching him or by just wailing to YOt~ him out f may be greedy, butI'd like to go for two wins in a row. *************** - JESSE~ H~VE YoU CONSIDERED THE. EFFEClS Of A. NUCLEAR WAR ON lHE BLACK COMMUNITY? by Ken Meyer, Editor I'd like to thank the 50 or so people who showed up for the open lorum Monday with Chancellor Gusitin. There are not many top administrators who would volunteer to stand alone (in a corner, yell and addtess any issue the students want addressed. But then again, he's been here for over eight years, so I'm sure he realizes the rampant apathy around here cuts down the number of in.ol.ed (and caring) studenls. thus minimizing his risk. *************** One final note: In last week's column. my referen<e to myself as a Ilparty animal" was inadvertently typeset as ..part animal." Those of you who don't know me probably didn't notice the mistake, hoi 0. the other hand. some of the people who do know me did.'1 notice it, either _ . K.n M.l" Edltor Jennie un_ N._ Editor John K 1c F.. tur. E_ P.trlel. Cu_ Spons Editor Mlcllael Kall Plloto Edltor AndyBuell n Bu_ "'n_ C_~rt CII_" AcIv_ __ Jeff Wlcka _.. ger Pet iIlIl ,...t. Bu_ Men.lI.r - emllK17,It13 UW task force Teacher education examined Joseph F Kauffman, a prolessor 01 education adnwustration al uw· MadIson and Iorme- ezecume .x:.. presidenl ()( the UW S)'Stem, will dwr the lasI< lort'f. Members are: Barbara J. Alvarez, music educa· lion, UW-5l...... !'oml; Rhea S. Das, psycllolocY, UW·Superlor; James J Lorence, history, IlWC· ManU-. William W Mayrl, soaoIocY. and Belte J Peltola. curnculwn aIld mstructioo. UW·Mil· ...... : E<tftrd R Mulvihill, asSOCiate deaD oIletlen and soence, aIld John R Pabner, edue.lIon <1-.. UW·Madlson, Owa) .. e G Obon. education clwr. L'W·ParItsi· <1-.. Wa)'M W S4Iko"" pIl)'SlCS.UW· Ib, ... Fall>, James E Sloilenbe<'B. educatlOft deen. UV"·PIaU",1Ue; E Mocbael Tbron IIle \'lce cbanceIIor UW-Green 81), and W Carl Wimberly, V1<'O dwlceUor. UW·Laer0', '.. 1SlId he expected the task lor«! to ~ the appropriale role 01 the UOJ'e~ll In prepanng edu· cational proles.slonals and lbe essential cornl'O"""ts of quailt) proII'artlS to prepal'! educators; --<:OIlSider UW system responsibility lor continuing education lor teachen aIld scllool administrators; -recommend bow the untverlily mighl de\'e!op stronger pari' Denbips with the elementary and ...-Iarl' schools; --f-~amine current teacher education programs and their relalionslup to the needs 01 scbools and other education agencies in Wiscon· sin' _'-~d incentives to attract gilled young persons inlo teac!ung careers. The UW S)'Slem presidenl said he expected a prebminary progress ~ from the task lorce by May I, 19M and a ltnal report no laler than Nov. I, 1984. "Rather than providing detalled I$sessments of particular programs," O'Neil said, "1 would hope thai the task force's eflort would be directed 10wards prm,dlng the Sys· tem with a ",ell·articulaled plulosopIly 01 the appropriale role of UJl· versit}' education ID the preparalJon of educabonal professionals and ldentilying those respons,blUties we need to address betler " •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • : ACADEMIC ADVISI G: : FOR : : SPRING '84 SEMESTER : • • : CONTINUING MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS WHO ARE : • SEEKING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) SHOULD CONSULT • • THEIR ACADEMIC ADVISER PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR • • SPRING SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, • • SIGNED BY THE ADVISER, IS REQUIRED FOR REGISTRATION, • • • SPRING SEMESTER COURSE SCHEDULES WILL BE AVAILABLE • • • ON NOV. 9 • • • NOVEMBER 9-23 HAS BEEN DESIGNED AS AN ACADEMIC AD- • • • VISING PERIOD, AND ADVISERS WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO • • MEET WITH YOU THEN. • • • ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE RFGISTRATION AREA • • • • CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT • • • IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE • • • • DEAN OF FACULTY • • 348 WYLLIE L1BRARY·LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 • • • NOTE: NON-MATRICULANT STUDENTS (STUDENTS NOT SEEK- • • • ING A DEGREE AT UW-PARKSIDE) ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS • • REQUIREMENT. • • • ........................... • ~ . • SUFAC begins budgeting Intrarnurals Tuesday, Nov. 22, 8·9 a.m. Business Services/ Accounting SAB building Tuesday, Nov. 29, 8·9 a.m. SOC Thursday, Dec. I, 5·7 p.m. Ranger Siudeni Activities Ollice Union led Universily Fees Allocalion Commillee) will SUFAC (~eg~udgeting this week. SUFAC, which lunds 17 areas begin prelrnn ry heduled to complete fmal budgeting on Dec. I in :~mttUSha~n~ ils final 1984-85 segregaled fee budget done by sem~er Cbreak, ls 01 eighl mernbers-six PSGA senators and two stuS A ~s~~ lar e during each semester's PSGA election, The <l-.nls elect bers 01 gSUFAC are' Bill Grindeland, Carlice Halmo, Pal currenl mem . Sc P t Hensiak (chair). Paul Johnson, Ken Meyer, oil e erson and Sieve Schre' (There is one open senator seat.) Th~n~;"mitlee reviews the. 17 budget area~ before preliminary bud tn and then asks questions of each area s spokesperson. IIa bud::\sg cui at all during preliminary budgeUng. the area has the opunit 10 again address SUFAC dunng final budgeting. ~ ce i'J,e final SUFAC budget IS approved. the PSGA sen~le must th n pprove It thus lorwarding il 10 Chancellor Alan Guskin. IIthe ch~~lIor app;oves it, the budgel is submilled 10 Ihe UW Syslem Board 01 Regenls lor their final approval. SUF AC Budgeting Schedule Tloesday, Nov. 1>, 8-9 a.m. Union Debl Service SUFAC C1u1d Care Cenler Tbun4ay, Nov. 17, 507 p.m. P AB PSGA Peer Supporl Winter Carnival/Homecoming Friday, Nov. 18, 1·3:30 p.m. Health Housing Athletics Smokeout today by Jill Whitney Nielsen U you are a smoker and thinking aboul quilting. loday might jusl be the day. Today is National Smo· keout Day, and it is being sponsored by the Nurses Associalion here al Parkside. National Smokeoul Day is the day where smokers everywhere can test their endurance and discover whether or not they can quillor 24 hours. - Information is also available aboul dillerenl facls aboul smoking. dillerenl lypes 01 cancers and women smokers and pregnancy. It is not so much qUilling for a day as becoming aware of Ihe inlormation and malting a decision to quit later, slales Barb Cornen, president of Nurses Association. There are also ways a non-smolt· er can gel involved. Any non-smok· er can participate in Adopl·a·Smok· er, where the smoker signs a "contract" slaling he/she won'l smoke for 24 hours and Ihe non·smoker provides encouragement and a shoulder 10 cry on. So, remember, today is National Smokeoul, so slop by Ihe inlorma· tion lables, latch on to a non-smoker and don't smoke, Toll-free number for UW. resources The University of Wisconsin Sys· tem has inslalled a toll-free lele· pbone number to make ils compulerized inventory of ~niversily reSOUf'(B more accessible to businesS and industry. The loll-Iree service is called WISe, or Wisconsin Industry Service Call. The number is 800-362· 3020. WISe users may order ihe compulerized invenlory of some 250 university service units. or use the telephone conlacl 10 make a speci· flC requesl for assislance. The in· venlory appears in a publicalion tilled A Profile of University Serv· ke to 1Iasiness and Industry. The publication is Iree. UW System Presidenl Roberl M. O'Neil unveiled the inventory reo port last fall al a meeting 01 Ihe Wisconsin Associalion of Manufac· turers and Commerce. He said the report would spur cooperalion with business and industry "for our mu· tual benefil and the enhancement of the slate's economy." In addition 10 listing cenlers. department, institutes, research groups and specialized IaboralorieS and libraries ready to provide research assistance. consultation or other service to business and industry, lbe report identifies more than 1,500 business and industrial firms who have used university resources in the lasl two years. The university service profile was compiled by a UW Syslem task force headed by Chancellor Robert S. Swanson of UW-Sloul. The publi' CJItion is being updaled and a second printing, 10 be titled Unh'etsil>' Resources for BusiDess: aD. b· dustry is expecled 011 the press early nexl year. • nunday" \_~ t7,It83 Guskin open forum dnDk wuely Wbat WI,. ... basically doing but DOl toppUll dnnking at co<UlJl poIn u )'ng to people \h:ll l"" can go out to your car and _ any ben you' • had three or four beers " 0.. ludent polnled out \h:lt nee Parbide u ted • lD the middle 01 I\OWllere llb no 0''' ..... ...., there aren 'I man~ transportation epuons available _ than dn;ing G pamled oul thaI a bus pnl\.ded I The End Iast year .. t some eocsidertJl. eopense and nobody too& 1\ .. H admitted that u a good debaWl& polOl "" .. 113e, III effect don't ha\t lD tIw O'en bul tIw lnI1h IS people don't use the .. pnl';d. It .. Oft the .. bus '• .,. and otb« I G Iddl ..... od at the opeIl forum IS on • d ......... -..butl be flY P- ~ Pm_ny, Im not III ...... tJw_.. I III the do ~ .. I lodl .. DOl people Ranger pbolo by Todd Herbst 0..-110< AIaa GIISIdD .......... slode.I's queslio. during Mo.day's ope. lorum, Chancellor addresses various • Issues secuoes. Guskm noticed thaI 20 to 25 percenl 01 .U courses 011."", are durmg the .. erung Activity hour Q: Do yoo 1.. llbe, {WF I·t p,m. laMI} bour Is beoelicil.l7 Yes, I think the actiVlly bour h3s been very good for sludents and laculty aDd stafl (in order 10 schedule meetings I. I lIuok Ii's been a \try good lIung and not ha\"g hear<I anylIung 10lbe contrary-I don't expecl ,t to chang., Admissions policy Q: Ho do ).... leel lbout closi.g \be door to some mdeDts \\ bile .d· mitti.Dc some 00 conditional condi· doas os the ..... proposed Idmis· sin polit) .. oWd do? I think the onglnal unpetus for the whole change in admissions polit)-wbich is now In proposal form in a faculty committee-was aD experience that we were 10- vohed wltb certain students in a revoMng door IlasIcaUy whal was bappenlng was Hhat) students would come In and they'd drop out 'ery qwckJy whether It be In two months. oae semester or one year. The questIOn was whether we ...... helpulll an)'bodl' by being as lenient as we were lf1 terms of admLSSions policy. The experience was up to now, .that we weren't heut« very helpful to those people, DOr ere we being particularly belplul to a 101of other stud.nls ID the same classes \h:lt those people took Proceeds going 10 Ihe Science So, by cutting out those sludents is t the proposal IS-<leferring Division Scholarship Fund those students who literaUy do not bave the skills to function al all on When: Nov, 26, 5:30 pm • UnIvenJ!y level and we don'l beW here', UW-Parkside Gym Ii....e will as a result of anyllung we ean do We·... encouragmg them to r.use their sIuU 1..... 1 through som. Tickets available for $1.50 in GR 344 means other \h:ln the university, O r at Special Table on Concourse, w..... also saying. in that pro- pcoaI, thaI some 01 the stud.nls who have serious skills problems __ ..JL.. ..;,Spon,;._.or... ed_b=Y=the==c=h=e=m=i=.=try=C=IU=b=:::::::::::~~buI who 'lin! leel can lunction in a Il s .... a maller 01 our heut« oppooed to tt \I JU5I a matter of peop~ ...... comnulled 10 USUlll,t Evening courses Q. Wbl u 1M program tJw -« ooe of 1M 1 -that I'M .... take aU ., the reqlllred ....- "t-...c coot and studenl demand Then!'s ob\ iousIy, lD the busineSS procrarn, a lot of people want to won part-bme In the da)' and .. ..,1 to Uk. COUI>eS In the 0'erun& !t's 1150 a f.... lj sueable prov.lm. '" w. oIfer two sec\JOns of the h r Ito same course. na 'I, O'en When l"" start to gel lDto tIw 'd It ore a other areas, ther.'s )u>1 not enough Y 10 fund It udents to go around to oIf ... t...., r ~~~~~~ 2 PhoB~;::3 ~ 3 BeautyShop ~ 1 ~ Bnse:{'W F Hours lues. lhuts Fn.• 53101 ! • S , 9·5 ~ I ClOsed An 0 y onda, &~ Wede:nsday Ahe,noon ~~~c-.- • .n~ SHOWDOWN Science Studenls Challenge Se,ence Protessors to a Student Faculty Basketball Game limited way at the university if they go through skill development programs, should not be permitted to Uke just aoy cours., but should he in a very proscribed curriculum. _ High quality faculty Q: Vou mentioned earlier that perkside bos higb quality lacully members. How do you know that? When you talk about a high quality faculty, you usually refer to national standings, which tend to be research-oriented. We have a faculty that publishes a gr.at deat: gives papers at national meetings, is reviewed very positively by their colleagues at other campuses. !t's very difficult to talk about national standings in terms of teaching .. Leaving Madison aside, but including Milwaukee, I'd stack our faculty against any other university in the slate-including Marquetteand we'd probably corn. out as well or better. We spend a great deal of money recruiting faculty, and, in fact, our faculty comes from all the major universities in the counlry. We are very often in direct competition with Madison and Milwaukee for the same faculty, and we sometimes win and sometimes lose. and have a lot to do with the bread· th of experience you have as an undergraduate, . Foreign language Q: Wby is lorelg. Ilog.ICO required lor people 001 majoriJlc Ia busmess? I would have asked the question lhe other way-why isn't 10relg1l language required for business mao jors? I would prefer to hay. more requir.menls in foreign languagtS I lIunk it's a t.rrible error lor ,lud.nls not to take a large nurnbtr 01 their credits in foreign languages. Vice chancellor Q: Wby could.'t a.y 01 tbt .... didates for tbe vacant vice chucdlor positioD come from wllbi. Parkside? It has nothing to do with the quality of the fac\llty, It's just a question of what is the likely oul· come. Most of the time vice chancellors come from outside. Then there's also the Question of, Ina small univer.:oity, what happens ~ you have a relatively small number of poeple who would probahly he qualified. What would happen is thaI there WOuld be a lot of negative lund of stuff about some by advocates for the other ... You get a situatiOn where golld people would bt hun because ther.·s advocacy on different sides. Career plans Q: Two years ago, at the _ II your last open forum, you .iet"t,II' lor Ibe presldeocy 01 Temple I ai' versity. Do you p.... e.dy bolO II' career moves iD mind? Someday 1 hay. nothing nghl now_ But U; be very honest Il'm to my ninth year at the unive,:,dY.and being 46 y.ars, old), I don I ex~ to retire here. There are a lot I years between now and ...~, -19 to be exact-so I expect, ersot' I might be at another UOlV -l. Bul I don't have any plaDS ..... now, Breadth of knowledge Q, Wby do we bave 10 take all these Breadth of Knowledge cour· ses? A bachelor's degree means somelIung and it doesn·t mean speciatization, II doesn't mean that you take aU your courses in the same field, It means that you've goUen a well-rounded, broad education. If I had my way, Iwould reduce the number of courses you can take in your major and literally increase the number of courses that you have to take outside your major. Arter your second job in your career ladder" the skills that get you the third JOb and the lourth job have nothing to do with your major Psycho Babble All's Fair. Flynt for President! • • One of the referees was asked aboul the rune-man team rule The ref said someUung about howlng hun that m the rules. ""lIat' [)o,,.l the officu\s even kDoW the rules' Apparentl not .1 mentJOOed tlle rune-man rule beca_ Ille wresllen bad more dIaa nine peopte pIa)"UII The). bad ID oIlenme squad, a def ... sve squad and a krl..ofI team TIle ref ...... d,d.,.lfeel W<emat· ... an~ oatls, 50 tlle game became f... ly \Iolent I saw head slaps being applied qu,te liberally In fairnes:s lO the \\TeStlen. however, ~ w re nol the onll people play· '"ll rou h Bul there were a lot more marmed geo\ogl.sLsthan " rreslien The- wrestlers won the game 27- 13 The) plaled W<eth~ "ere try. Ing lor a ,IIChelnb H"",")' But h~ 011. fair hI kk T1l<>me I uper' luroll football t hlltd wuh t nGe<>1oIY Club pnopared .th th w tling So remember, next November, when you step into that voting booth that a vote for Larry Flynt is a vote for freedom, and justice, and sex, and naked bimbos", and leather, and whlps.and chains, and whipped cream, and cnsco, and girl scouts, and great danes, and... Larry Flynt believes in freedom. He is so committed to freedom that he has promised to run campaIgn ads featuring explicit sexual actlv,- ties. What a boon to the Amerocan family! No longer WlII your children bother you with embarrassl~g questions about sex. All they. WIll have to do is turn on the ~elev1S1on and there it will be. All of It. American children will grow up better adjusted and tnrormed because of Larry Flynt Truly, his accomplishmenls are too numerous to list. He has taught the world to 'Think Pink'. He has given us 'Beaver ~un~·. f:le has given us more publishing IOnova· tions than you can shake your st,ck at. I realize thai the presidential election IS still a year away, bul I think now IS the lime 10 come out 10 support of a candidate. Now I don't usually make up my rrund tJus early III the campaign, but I bave found a eaedidate whose Ideas and goals are absolutely exceptional, rooted In the basic beliefs that have made our country great. By now I'm sure you've realized w1>0 I'm talhng about It IS, of course, Larry Flynt ThaI's J1&bt, I beU..-e that the publisher of Hustler Maganne, that showcase of ",·et}-UUngthat IS won· derful about America. wl1l be our next pre5ldent leI's lake a looK at LaIT} Flynt's qualihcallons. shall we. Flrslof all. he' roch And he was ne\"er an actor He runs a publishmg empire of the highest magrutude. He IShumble. He is so humble that he dldn't 'ft"--anl to show orf in front of a federal court, so he locked h,mself 10 his mansion and refused to come out As a matter of fact. he was so determmed not to make a spectacle out of himself that he threatened to shoot an}one who lned to remove tum "'nat humility What a guy. 0$1 m ~ Ie rl~ lhe dominated throughout ******** Now a word from our sponsor: Are you feeUng run down? Listless? Just don't nave the energy to complete that vitally important task, like sawing through that log? Well, if thaI's the case, just che.. a stick of Wragley's Amphetamint Gum. on did noI This "bound for control from tile _ The f, Id " nually UM ked ThaI's right, each plece of Wra· gley's contains 250 milligrams of Dexedrine, just the thing to give you that little blt of extra energy to keep you going for two, maybe three days non·stop. Then, if you reel like you just have to relax, try a tall, cool glass of Barbitu·ade. So remember, that's Wragley's Amphetamint Gum for those Ured times, and Barbitu-ade for those times when you really need to come down and. crash for a week or two. Available from Murray The Skunk, corner of 5th and Main. Kid talk He lias done wonders for the morale of the nations handicapped. From his humble gold-plated wheelchair, he has shown that nol even paralysis can stop someone from becoming the greatest por-- nograph .. that the world has ever known BoIS. ",bo generally play more compelll1\e games, tend to mteract III large groups and the" langu ge \itr1.Lh h othe£ characlenzed by ,...-.-ra< ,challenge> and namecaI1Jng and frequentll m"olves argumen . the researchers say G"i>. on the other hand. tend to speak to each Olher IfIsmall groups or pa", and partic,pate ,n roleplallflg fIOIllesempllas1Zlng cooper· ollon and xharong. wh.ch 1Il0uences the kmd of langauge girl> use FnerId;Iups among girl> tend to be more Intense and exclUSIve than those among boy . and gIrls' lan· &uage J more Ukely to conlaln words ucb as "we", "u .'. and "leI's", Borl<er and Maltz say " al th dIll ren bo· t ", .... Ie and ' ..... Ie lang.. pau ms "-.aI cont ",II be I ubI«' _ puhho "'tur tIp mo. Monday, ,"0' 21. In lotin3ro Hall room 324 r" 0 r hers at lhe I""l~l~e ,or R an h Labor.to'} of III nl It, of lif rn,a t Btn It')' Ruth Borl<<< nd [)-.IIuel I lu ""II pr nt Ihe I ture titled •• 80) T Jk' od ·Glrl T '. Grader- 8 fd Diffufatf In FrIoll4l) (Ga' ...... llort .... and ~altz m,unt",n tbat Lbo wpar t" III 01 pia) engaged In b) bu nd IlrI.: tn .:\merll~n cultur rontnbute 10 dl Un u\ l' ) 01\~I tommuRl lion He has served as a testament to the youth of our country. He has proven that with luck, plUCk, and perseverence, any child in this great land of ours can grow up to run a magazine that panders to every sexual deviation known to man. Choral singers to perform for the generol1 public. Tickels are available in the FlOe Arts Office, at the Union Information Desk and at • the door Both the 3O-member Chorale and the 13·member Chamber Songers on· elude musIc majors and majors In other fields Both ensembles prepa· re music from a wide range of st}·les spanning the sixteenth to twentieth centuries The two groups are open by audition to aU Partslde students Baoh and the 'Te Ileum and Jubll· ale Oeo onC by BenJ3lllm BnUen The org3.nJSl In both works 14111be UYf·Par Side organ inSlructor Glenda. lossman German Baroque mlJSlc by Pachelbel, Schuetz and Praetonus wdJ also be perfonned as well as mllSl< by William all· lings. J P Sweebnd and Ctuistopber ~. AdmISsIon for \be concert is 'J for student!, senior oli1els, and Pazbide faculty and staff, and ~ apot D t arbrou h 'IRST \f10 \I. R\ K or K('nu hu 'W" 'TO" , II'" ot'f'ln~ U TO8"" 2 '."01 H 1UU:R BRISTOL 'I.I.\ !'Ii "T PRURIF. SfHn:RS •'h.,nl' 'I-:!:,;J, ,n If t:apu' Geoqe WasIlilICIOD's teeth -.. DOt \lie oaIy puts 0/ bim \bat -.. ..... of wood. He also I>ad a .-l01I ere, .-l01I bait &ad • .-l01I.... 10 Thunday" '0\ tmber J7,1983 A Week at the Park Jazz, Cleaver: Parkside's Thanksgiving ., ltoecl)l-MirW U .. •••••••••• II )ou'r. reaUy hor! on bu. this W k, YOU C\ . GO fOR FR~, lo "The Laod or H}~ IUld Clo')," shown torught at 9 15 P m tn Urnon Square '01. bad d I ********** On tunlay Parbid. \\ill be IIold.... 1M .Al ounlI}' NotioGaIs The women'. f>-&J1ome- .. ~ will be run at 945 am, IlICIIM llIOII • 8-kllomeler race WlU be NIl at II • m Adnu '$1 ********** onday'. Round Tabl. ,ubject LS "Do w. 'oed Edu<aDonaJ Pobri<aJ A 000 Commil .... • .. , by Prot DaVid Jowett, The program tarts at noon In mon 106 and IS free and open to !he pubbc ********** A eceeert, r turmB the Parkslde Orchestra..,11 e place on Ionday at 1 pm 10 the Lnion Cinema A I II lor JKkon lacuJty, Ilalf and mor ouz ns and S2 lor others . ********** Of course. w.•• an't forget the dance In UOIon Square. abo on Tuesday rugh, at 8 pm The one and only "vtall) Cleaver" "ill be playing let's notlorget thaI this dance is to 1'31" Iood lor the Kenosh. Racine area, and so admission rs three non-penshabte lood nems for students and Iive items for guests. Other\\1SO the price to gel in is $S lor stiJdents and $6 lor guests A really bIg turnout would be IlJce to see and will probabl)' make sorneone"s Thanksgin.ng a lot nicer ********* Last, but not least, aU the sUII at the RANGER \\,sh all 01 y'ou a "ery happy Thanksgi\'lng Try Old Sly'" today and ta Ie tne d IfMGntee Ktaeusenlng makes. tt s Old World way ot pure br8Wlng dOUble brew np lila. Qoves Old S.y'" a crISp clea taste thai s number one Wl mlllloos 01 Ame' can beer dr n ers Old Slyle 5 theIr Sty So go ahead and ma~e It )lours • MAKE IT YOUR STYLE. GARY ORANT STEVE" - QRt on a Linn Modern relationships: not a thing of the past Ranger Solution ERAS"WI PERITASS ROLE ASIOE ALAI SUPPLYANOOEMAND T E S T I F Y S I A M ESE needs UNA A R v_ C 0 MIM E Ric I ALP APE R AVA ETRNS NTICE S A RIA R 0 T H S OlE L I ARIIL PREP RAN writers S v S T E i!lA L ITs T S R T E C E 0_ ASS U AGE REA G E N T DIG IIA LCOM1UTER ANTS LLAMA RULE MOST OATEN TILE by K.od}I·Marie Una Iy grandmother and Steve Mar, mel have a lot in common. Steve Marmet (/or those 01 you who don't know) is a writer lor UW-Madison's Badger Herald, their conservative newspaper. When you're as big as they are, ),ou can atrord to have more than one newspaper, Anyway, Mr, Marmel (f address him fonnally, as I have never mel him. although he's probabl)' not too much older than I am) claims in one or his rolumns that he has a hard tim. understandong modem relationships Don't reel too bad, Mr Marmel. So does m} grandmother. II lovel)' person, my gr.lndmothe. in spite of not understanding modem relationships Let me explaon lurther, Irs like this I ha"e a lriend, by the name 01 Neil He's a good friend and he's male I'm lemale No problem, right? Right. Enter One fiance! CURT '~Chilvet f say, "You're my best friend, but so is NeiL" He says, "Okay. fine," My fiance is very understanding of modem relationships. No problem. right? Right. Enter: my grandmother. She says, "Sorry, but you can't have a fiance and a male best friend, too. U romplicates Ihillgs." Uh-oh; problem. Especially when it comes to my going to visit Neil, who like Ste"e Marmel, attends UW-Madison, Grandmother thinks things run r.lmpant in Madison. All the lun things, like sex and drugs. Well, they do, but somehow I refuse to believe I'm going to get pregnant by walking down State Street. Stoned maybe, but not pregnant. My liance tells me, "Go to Madi, son. Have a good time. One 01 us may as well have some fun." He goes to school in Iowa. Horrors. This does not hold much weight· with my grand"lother, She does not understand modern relationships. Somehow I think this is beeause it was 1936 when she was my age. In 1936, you did not have modem relationships. If you were my age in 1936, you were married (or close to il). II your best friend was male, he was very likely also your husband No wonder I'm liVing in the '80's. So, lor the benefit 01 my grand, mother, Steve Marmel, and anyone else who might be reading this, let me explain: A modern relationship is one in which two parties (not necessarily human, as in Ihe fictional but appropriate relationship of Sebastian Flyte and his leddy-bear Aloysius) agree to terms of caring, and more importantly, communication. In communication, you learn to understand each other, and in understanding, you too can build a modern relationship. It lakes work, 01 course, but in time il all begins to make sense, So, Mr. Marmel, il you ever gel to read this and you have any more questions, don't hesitate to write and ask. In the meantime, I'm sure I'll be lielding plenty 01 questions Irom my grandmother, I The Funny Paper Caper 1 WAS SfU WORKING ON TIiE PORtW>PI..E CM£ nre N£)(T Di'Y WHEN DICK "THELMA UME. INlO MV OFFICE ... flO, 'IOU_ "M/ILD LIFE." ONE ~TORY llOWlI. THIS BUM WAS USIN' "ll'IE lATE MR: PORNAPP~E'S CREDIT CARD 1U BUV A Lot.D OF BR.'N MUFFINS, BUT TlE BAKER RECOGNIZED PORNAPPLE'S NAME FROM "THIS MORNING'S OBITUARIES. TWO WAY WA-is;T 'tv E.r- ..-0 MK.1I.OWA,V Ii. OVEN I NEXT iNTERROGATION! Wild Life by John Kovalic ntE WOfUD 1•• 11 ~L.E NO To~oRf1o..J ~ Death of the Parkside Fairy :"::-::-~----.. Ey I YOu!?': T/IOS£" ~NI"Al-5IN f\lAr ~TRIP GEl-OW M/P<JI? (MIT 5TllP T}l1f I'A~t<SID€ FflI~Y /5 Dr/tV<. I by Popular Consent Jimmy Holla IS not dead He actually has curled his hair, lost "'!lght and is the host of a popular early monung exercise program !t 11 SAY! # SAy! SA'OI• Sports shots CODliDued from P~e IS IT the Packers frustrate you year. in and year-out, why not try a team a bit closer to home, such as the Racine Gladiators? rr you want consistency and good play, put the Packers on the back burner and watcb the Gladiators do some rna. min' in their opponent's defense, This weekend would be a good cbance to see our local boys in action. It's not official, but Racine may bost tbe Minor Professional Football Association championship game. The Gladiators got into the linal with a 21-17 win over the Scranton (Pa.) Eagles in Scranloll. This is a victory of-note lor two reasons, Granted, they are a very 1aJ. ented team, but they had 10 travel to Scranton and they hadn't played in a game lor a month, while the other team had been playing ..... tinuously up until last weekend. ********** On the basketball front, a I... notes: Marquette beat the Yugoslavian National team 8UI last Saturday night. This wouldn't seem so unusual, except that the Yugoslavs were virtually the same team that won the gold medal at the 1980 Olympics and was the same team that totally outclassed Wisconsin just a few nights earlier ... Dave Cowens, who tried to return from retirement last year with the Bucks, has to s~t out this year because of recurring knee problems. In fact, this may finally be the end of a truly great career. Maybe he should have stayed retired ...While on 'the subject of the Bucks, it should be noted, if you don't already know, that the Bucks have a five game winning streak at the Milwaukee Arena. The latest win was a 108-107 win over Seattle on Sunday night. BEUel6' rr at'E.SA1'. , '!be Sohd Gold Dancers are not buman. but are, in reality, a mutated form 01 eocchrm. As hard as \Ius may be to believe. Jimmy Carter once lusted alter his own "ife. in Ius heart, I THE REC CENTER WILL CLOSE: Thur. Nov. 24 Fri. Nov. 25 sat. Nov. 26 Sun. Nov. 27 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! U Ij', OVml r 1 ,U83 RANGER Fencing First meet a success bl Pllridl c.mw. Loran He .. coach olth. Iencmg tNm. tor ls I compeuuve sea-- son 'or h team 01 loung Iencers I I'v got some determined people, Ilso 10m n" people ," he said "1 npetl Ih W'IIS and losses to hto Ibout the me Ttus I,"t m.. 1 ,,'W' had some . but we ·•..e ItJU sot I r 10 go , ",.". a dark cloud that always banes ovet the fen Ing t.lm-onel· 1"1'1... '0 high school have lenctng t IN and p«lpl ha ve to lam how to I nee belore the) e n CO/llpet It takes ume 10 tra .. a fencer 'Th problem IS II" ys I"" ther are always new p«lple and you can't recruit Irom lb. high schools because there are no teams to recruit from," said Hem. Some of these eew people are ....'h,tn.y Harmon. Paul Uebe and Kevin Zukelhach They are doong weU but sull learning The fenCing team began their season at lb. WISCOnSIn Open on Maduon Nov. 5 The leadong performers on the team are. Bill Thomas. who placed 3rd out of 25 epeeists, Mark G,ese, who was elinunated on the second round and Sam Waller, who was ehminated in round 16, on the sabre eompeuuon SabJna Claus, on. 01 Ibe premier women, was eluntna.ted on lb. second round of the women's foil competition Coach Hein also said. "Like every coach here, the season goal is 10 gel people qualified lor lb • CAA Championship." One fencer who may realize this goal is Bill Thomas. a new fencer .- from Milwaukee Area Technical CoUege. So far, he's had two firsts, one third and a IiIIb place. "He's quit. good and be's very determined. He loves the weapon," said Hem. "A really exciting fencer 10 watch." The upcoming competition will be llus week.nd at the Penn Stat. Open. in College Station, PA Wrestlers {inish ahead in Stevens Point Open Th. PlrtStd. ",eslhng I.am lIIrted the ......,., on I successlul not. IS lIle fWlcers placed ... ·en wrestler1. IncludIng Ibr .. II"ts. on the Stevens Po,nt Open last Friday Itld Salurday It UW tevens Poont Freshman Dan Hall. OIor l.tI KI Ind juOlor Ted Key .re lU c1wnplOl1S on lIle" w.lght < ... Ib H 11 being named most valuable wrestler In Ih. underc ...... dtVislon Jon ankow ki and Iton Vee 8rugg.n. both Ir hm.n, look lourlh pia es at Ill"" w.,ghts and jun· , r Todd Yd hll1Slied Ihlrd In the J67·pound t Thtre no team-sconng for the meet, but lIle Rangers IJnlshed 30-15 In matches as... learn. among the lCi'den or Ibe 30 tearn ev.nt. It was Ibe 1i"1 m.. 1 or Ibe .. ason for Parli.side, but h.ad coach Jim Koch liked what he saw. "I was very impressed with what happened." he said "We had a very oulslandlng m.. I:· While others wrestled, seniors MIke Muck.rh .. d. and Mike Win' ter were out nursmg injuries. Wm· ter ",;11 be out £o...atleast six weeks because of a broken foot, while Muckerhetde had a sore elbow, but lAiD rompete in the next meet Th. next big match for the Rangers "ill be lb. :'Iorlh.rn Open Nov. 26 at t.:W-~ladison Shooting team begins season Th. Park ,d shoollng t.am began, second n ran " Ib ho 01 lml'nmng on a u lui lllltt-83 campllgn In Ibe La· k de P tol L""iU. Th tearn co 01 "'0 t ms lour =ben each Park.sid I and Plr de 2 Th.re are four ne competitn" year. thr tuden Itld I Iac:uIty IdvtSOr Two memben 01 last } u uJ P Ide 2 I m .... re unable to compete llus year Jun KurhaJeC Iosl to aratJualion and Thompson lost due to tune conlli W11bsdIeduled matches The new Iaculty ad, r I RIch ard pong HI penE>nce In com peti~,e target shooting 'hould have a pos!~ve e11.ct on the team The stud nt who JOined this year are Jun Cole Jon Goor~eson and RI h Welhon The members or Parkslde 1 thi year lire Jim CA>te. Pat Harmann. Don Ltghlner and • lareta Ostro,.,. 'kJ They currently have a record 01 tilt.. "ins and two losses Plrksid<, 2 Comisls 01 Jelr Em.I]·. Jon Gooraeson 000 Keck 'ParksJdes top shooter last )earl and Bnan S<:huet· la Tbe team's technical ad\."iser Mark Scholzen, IS compe~ng agaon this year Among Parkstd. students. Scholzen has competed 10 Lakesld. leagu. lb. longest. This is bis thud )oear Welbon. new member of the team is competing ~ith· in lbe league on an indiVidual basis There is still tim. to join Ibe team this year The team uses 22 caliber pistols m competition H3\'· mg a handgun IS prel.rred. Th.re are 22 matches left in the season. and the matches are held every Wednesday from 5:30 to 10:00 I' m at the 'alional Guard Armory in Racine. The rest to jOin is 5. which includes shooting in the league or Indt'idually In order to join. call Brian Schuett. at 553-2650 10 lhe PAB orfiee lInion 20<)I. Ranger needs sportswriters . " Tim R.... lmann placed 39th al the NCAA Division n Dalionals. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN ;IIII1I!J-----' THIS WEEK MON. NOV. 21' N. V. JETS VS. NEW ORLEANS * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION ce s udents c e ge faculty h ni,a.,eofSeagram',,7& TUP H also s'rr' ,6th thcligh' l\IOY"dtn mod<ra"",,-'he perfect par,,,ers fur da"c" fet'er, a cefever stirs with even&Seven Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 11, November 17, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SOC toys with Christmas spirit Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SOC toys with Christmas spirit by Jennie Tunldeicz News Editor This Christmas there will be something under the tree for needy Racine and Kenosha children due to the efforts of concerned people at Parkside. SOC (Student Organization Council) has been sponsoring an on-campus drive for toys in conjunction with Kenosha's Mayor John Bilotti and the Racine Toys for Tots program. Parkside's toy drive will end Dec. 9. New or used toys can be placed in barrels that have been set in various locations on campus, such as in „the Ranger office, outside the Level 1 Library entrance, outside the cafeteria and in the SOC office. The barrels are wrapped in Christmas paper and labeled "To the children of Racine and Kenosha." Unfortunately, more garbage has been getting into the barrels than toys, which may be because the barrels are lined with garbage bags to protect the toys. "The barrels are not being used for what they are supposed to be used for. We wanted to get lids for the barrels but that may take some time. People are starting to bring in toys as Christmas get closer," said Valerie Olson, SOC pres ident. A skating party was held at Skatetown to help bring in more toys. People who brought toys to the party could skate free. Only about 15 p eople attended the skating party, but according to Olson a tremendous amount of toys were collected that evening. Mayor Bilotti prompted the development of the toy drive when he contacted SOC and requested Parkside's participation in obtaining toys for children who would otherwise be without this Christmas. SOC the n contacted Racine's Toys for Tots program to see if Parkside could also help in Racine. After the toys are collected on campus they will be brought to the Mayor's office in Kenosha and to the Racine Toys for Tots center where they will be distributed to children in need. Aside from gathering toys, SOC and Parkside's Food Services worked together to raise money for the toy program by offering special meals on Nov. 10, 11, 17 and 18. Food Services donated 25 cents for every special meal sold on those dates. The program raised $50 which will be divided between Racine and Kenosha for toys. Olson said that SOC d ecided to get involved in the program because it would promote unity within the organization, as well as aiding the community. She expressed great thanks to those who have taken part in the toy drive so far and she urges people to bring in more toys before Dec. 9. "Keep in mind the economic problems facing people this year and how it would be if your children would be without toys this Christmas", said Olson. ! INSIDE... \SUFAC begins I budgeting \ Accent on Enrichment announces season Jazz Ensemble cuts album "Hold Me" to open Grenada perspective examined Ranger photos by Dave McEvoy (Above) Heritage food service manager Pat Nora gives SOC pre sident Valerie Olson a *50 check on behalf of Parkside's efforts to help the needy during the Christmas season. SOC s upplied drop-off cans (right) for people to donate toys for children. Changes considered in admissions/advising policy by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor Some minor changes have been made by the Academic Policy Committee in the tentative admissions/ advising policy proposal, which may appear on the agenda of the late fall Faculty Senate meeting as an informational report. The proposed special advising program, which is the heart of the admissions proposal, and the possible establishment of an admissions committee are the two recent proposal changes. APC has also presented the Dean of Faculty and the CCGE (Coordinating Council on General Education) with questions and comments concerning additions to the admissions/advising proposal. A special sub-committee of CCGE was established to look at the question of special advising in relation to the admissions/advising proposal. According to Eugene Norwood, APC chairman, the committee is interested in an outline of what an advising program might look like and how it would operate at Parkside. Arthur Dudycha, sub-committee chairman, feels the goals for a special advising program are "to improve the quantity and quality of advising for students." "Most students, I feel, get no advising and are left to their own resources. Advising should be done at an early stage and students should be helped to set their own career goals," said Dudycha. The initial foundation for the advising program has been set, according to Dudycha. The proposal would establish some type of centralized advising center that would include faculty and staff (special training might be required) and students would receive advising until they have declared a major or an area of interest. The special advising proposal is still in the working stages but it should be presented to CCGE before Jan. 15 and could possibly be functioning by f all 1984, according to Dudycha. He added that the subcommittee will soon be directly addressing {the questions raised by APC as well as finalizing some major points on their proposal. APC raised some questions to the Dean of Faculty and CCGE. Admissions cut off and procedures are one of APC's concerns. If the tentative proposals were implemented, a fairly early cut-off date for admissions applications would be necessary if th e policy is to function properly; . APC asked if the campus would be willing to set a cut-off date and enforce it, and also how might the new admissions/advising pro cedure function? If the admissions policy is passed, APC recommends that an admissions committee be established to review certain students that may be placed in the deferred category. APC asked three questions about deferred admissions and committee establishment. Would enough student applications be denied admission to justify a special deferred admission category? Can an admissions committee function on campus and what might be an appropriate timetable? What, if any, might be a more appropriate way to deny admission to those who cannot benefit from college work and still take in account the sj)ecial needs of ce rtain students and how might this work? These questions will be deajt with by the Dean of Faculty and CCGE but no responses have been reported to date. If t he Faculty Senate reacts positively to the tentaive admissions/ advising proposals, it will be revised and submitted to the Faculty Senate for action in the spring. Thursday, December 1, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 12 2 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER I'LL SEE THAT AND RAISE YOU OUR. CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S C HILDREN'S CHILDREN'S C HILDREN'S JkCWDMV/ AL SUFAC works on preliminary budgets SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee), a standing committee of Parkside's student government, is nearing completion of preliminary budgeting of the 17 various campus areas it annualy funds. The committee, which currently consists of five student government senators (one senate seat is open) and two students elected at large, has approved 14 of its 17 b udgets. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. budget has been continuously tabled since its first presentation on Nov. 17 while the Ranger and the Union have not yet been processed. Current SUFAC members are: (Senators) Bill Grindeland, Paul Johnson, Carol Kazarian, Scott Peterson and Steve Schreiner; the two students at large are Pat Hensiak and Ken Meyer. Of the 14 budget areas preliminary completed, only two-Parkside Activities Board (PAB) and Peer Support-have been cut from the organization's original request. November 15 After setting the budget schedule for the next few weeks on Nov. 7, the committee began preliminary deliberations on Nov. 15. The first budget presented, the Union Debt Service, was approved at 190,500 on a Grindeland/Schreiner motion. The Child Care Colter's request for $20,855 was approved on a Grindeland/ Kazarian motion. SUFAC also approved its own operating budget of $660 on a Kazarian/ Grindeland motion. November 17 The Thursday, Nov. 17 SUFAC meeting turned into a three-hour marathon session with five budgets discussed-two of which were reduced and one which was tabled. The Athletics budget request of $58,083 was approved on a Kazarian/ Peterson motion after the first motion for approval failed to receive a second before more discussion. The approved motion contained a stipulation that if any fencing money wait unused, SUFAC would be notified before any of that money was spent. The $44,419 budget request for Intramurals was passed on a Schreiner/Kazarian motion. After a brief recess, Peer Support's $4624 budget request was discussed by the committee. A J ohn-, son/Grindeland motion to approve the budget at $4310 faile d when a motion to call the question failed on a 0-5-2 vote. The Kazarian/Peterson motion to approve $4369 (a $255 cut) later passed. The next budget to be presented- -PSGA's-met with the most discussion and has yet to pass the preliminary budgeting stage. A Johnson- /Peterson motion to approve the $15,810.41 re quest failed on a 4-2 vote because a two-thirds majority vote is necessary. A Kazarian/Grindeland motion for $11,849.17 brought about discussion on the possibility of setting aside a special meeting for onetime only capital expense purchases. The committee tabled the PSGA budget on a Peterson/Johnson motion after a vote to call the question on the $11,849.17 budget figure failed. A Meyer/Grindeland motion to approve the PAB budget request of $51,860 failed on a 1-5-1 vote. After more discussion, a Schreiner/Peterson motion to approve the budget at $49,360 passed on a 5-1-1 vote. A proposed amendment to set Dec. 9 as a meeting time for discussing special capital expenditure requests failed after Meyer called the question on the issue. November 18 A motion the next day to reopen the tabled PSGA budget at $11,- 849.17 passed unanimously. A la ter motion to approve the budget at that figure failed on a 0-4-1 vote. The committee unanimously approved the Housing budget request of $33,725. SUFAC also unanimously approved the budget requests of t he Student Activities Office ($97,548) and the Student Health Center ($67,524). SUFAC again discussed the separation of special capital expenditures requests from overall budgets. The committee agreed that such a separation would not take place. Discussion again resumed on the tabled PSGA budget. Meyer/Hensiak moved to approve the PSGA budget at $11,636.29; the motion failed on a 2-4 vote. Peterson/Johnson moved to approve the original PSGA bu dget request of $15,810.41. After discussion, the motion failed 4-2 with Meyer bang noted a voting opposed. After a brief recess, a Peterson/ Grindeland motion to approve the PSGA budget at $14,441 failed on a 4-1-1 vote with Meyer noted as opposed. The PSGA budget was then unanimously voted tabled. November 22 The Student Activities Building budget request of 4800 was unanimously approved at the Nov. 22 SUFAC meeting. The Business Service/ Accounting budget request of $7700 was also unanimouly approved. A Grindeland/Johnson motion to approve the PSGA budget request of $15,810.41 was objected to by Hensiak after Grindeland called the question. The motion to call the question passed 5-2, but the motion to approve the budget failed on a 4- 3 vote. Discussion followed concerning a suggestion by Assistant Chancellor Cala Stoffle that the PSGA budget request be approved with the stipulation that student government members show interest and knowledge before July 1 about the proposed IBM computer capital expenditure request that drew the majority of the criticism of the overall PSGA budget. The committee agreed to further discuss the issue. November 29 The Student Organization Council (SOC) budget request of $24,7 45 was unanimously approved by SUFAC on Nov. 29. The Homecoming/ Winter Carnival budget request of $6425 was also approved unanimously. Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovatic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Janice Chase, Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Kenayl-Marie Linn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Nielsen, Dick Oberbruner, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb. Eichhotn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Letter to the Editor PSGA budget items are questionable To the Editor; As budgeting time approaches, we thought you might like to know what good old reliable P.S.G.A is doing for you. To increse their already incredible efficiency, they have budgeted for some items essential for representing the student viewpoint, of which they are completely unaware. These items include a $3500 IBM computer, a refrigerator, a telephone-answering machine and yet another desk. Personally, we would love our own personal computer, and God forbid that our beer should get cold. Among the other budget requests under the heading of salaries is a secretarial position paying $4 an hour. Gee, it must be a real privilege to work for P.S.G.A., since most student workers only receive minimum wage. And finally the infamous P.S.G.A. newsletter-we all missed it this year, but definitely not because it wasn't talked about. Too bad i t was all talk. Boy are we glad P.S.G.A. is working for us and not against us. Anonymous. Write a Letter to the Editor RANGER 3 Thursday, December 1,1983 Social Science Roundtable Profs need political action UC challenges raising drinking age The United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments has taken the first step in a possible court challenge to recently approved higher drinking age legislation. The statewide student lobby group, in Oshkosh Saturday for their monthly executive board meeting, voted overwhelmingly to endorse research for a possible lawsuit that would challenge the constitutionality of Wisconsin's new 19 year old drinking age, scheduled to take effect July 1, 1984. United Council Legislative Affairs Director Brian Schimming said that the legal research will be conducted by Madison attorney Peter Peshek of the Dewitt, Sundby, Huggett & Schumacher law firm, which has been retained by the Tavern League of Wisconsin. Schimming said that "It is unfortunate that the legislature and the governor acted under intense political pressure from various lobby groups to deny some citizens their rights. We th ink that this is a dangerous and regressive precedent to set, particularly in a progressive state like Wisconsin." "What we are really looking to determine here is this: Is it really legal to appoint 18 year olds second- class citizens in this state? Is it constitutional for the legislature to say that 18 y ear olds are adults when it comes to getting married, signing contracts, voting, going to war, and other lifetime responsibilities, but not to have a beer?" That is what we are questioning here." Schimming added that a final decision whether to go ahead will be made when the research phase is done in mid-December. Accent on Enrichment series features popular entertainment by Karl Dixon "Do we (college faculty members) need political action?," asked Professor David Jarret during the Social Science Roundtable last Monday, "the answer is of course yes", he replied. According to Jarret, who is the head of the faculty political action committee at U—W Green Bay, political action is not a new event in the University of Wisconsin system. "From the time of LaFollette to the time of McCarthy, the universities have always been political footballs," he said. Now, though, Jarret thinks that the main aim of government is to remove resources from the university system. "Universities have beThe "best" Broadway play of 1982, "Master Harold and the Boys," featuring its Tony-award winning best actor, will headline the 1984 Accent on Enrichment series at Parkside. Other attractions on the popular entertainment series which is in its seventh season include the Joffrey II ballet company, which opens the season Monday, Jan. 30; "Master Harold" on Sunday, Feb. 19; the Soviet Emigre Orchestra, featuring Lazar Gosman, on Monday, March 5; and Weekley and Arganbright, duo pianists, on Saturday, April 7. Sponsors say the series was booked later than usual this year-with all four performances during the second semester-in order to obtain the attractions at a cost that would insure the affordability of the series to the public. "The cost of everything is going up, especially quality performing come a parasite on the body politic," he said. The community dislikes public universities for two main reason, he said. The upper class thinks that graduates of the public institution deprive upper class private school graduates the jobs that they rightly deserve. "Citizens beleive that the universities push people into values that they deplore. They think that we teach that abortion is good, Christianity is bad, patriotism is bad. They never see that we make students justify these opinions-why is this good or bad," he said. These opinions, Jarret feels, has resulted in a decay of the base of the support of the university. The groups," said series coordinator Walt Shirer. "By waiting until the - tour schedules are basically filled in, we can get better prices. Agents will deal and prices for quality attractions are lowered, and the affordability of e ntertainment of this calibre becomes possible," he said. The cost of this year's series is $29.50 plus $2 tax and handling. All performances are at 8 p.m. in Parkside's Communication Arts Theater, which seats 680. Tic kets can be ordered by mail through coupons that will be appearing in newspaper ads (including this issue of Ranger) or by phone or in person at the Union Information Center, 553- 2345. "Master Harold" will feature Zakes Mokae, who won last year's Tony Award for his portrayal of Sam in the work which critics universally acclaimed as the best play of the Broadway season. Its playremedy to this situation is political action of some kind. The two primary methods under consideration are the union and the political action committee (PAC). Jarret favors the political action committee. "It's cheaper and it is closer to the professional mode", he said. The PAC can do a number of things, Jarret feels. It can make the visibility of th e endeavor greater. It can get people, mainly politicians, on the campus. It can give faculty members greater access to politicians and make their opinions on issues more clear. And, it will improve faculty morale. "The quality in the classroom suffers when the morale of the faculty is low, like it is now", Jarret concluded. wright, Athol Fugard, is called "the most urgent and indispensable playwright in theater" by Newsweek's Jack Kroll. Other critics were equally efusive in their praise. "Stunning, a perfect work of art," said Douglas Watt of the New York Daily News. The Wall Street Journal called it "electrifying... incomparable theater experience." Clive Barns of the New York Post acclaimed it "a triumph and unforgettable." Joffrey H, the season opener, consists of the most talented young dancers from the famous Joffrey Company, which has come to define ballet excellence and beauty in this country. The 12-member Joffrey II ensemble is both an intense competitive training round and a showcase for Joffrey stars of tomorrow. The Soviet Emigre Orchestra and its director and concertmaster Lazar Gosman, former music director of the renowned Leningrad Chamber Orchestra, is hailed as one of the world's finest chamber orchestras. The orchestra, which made its debut season in 1979 in the major concert halls of America and abroad, is made up of recently arrived Soviet emigre musicians from the Moscow and Leningrad Philharmonic and Chamber Orchestras, the Bolshoi and Kirov Theaters and other outstanding Soviet musical organizations. The New York Times found Gosman's playing "luxuriant, almost voluptuous and irresistible." "Wonderful lucidity, pure effervescence" was the way the Washington Star described the orchestra. Weekley and Arganbright, a husband- wife team, have repeatedly been called America's finest one piano, four-hand duo. At the international Dvorak Festival, Newsweek magazine wrote, "They played with almost a religious fervor." London Daily Telegraph said they "bring a breath of fresh air to the concert stage." In Vienna, the leading critic called their concert "the ideal example of a master performance." Discussion on Brahms Johannes Brahms, the famed German composer, will be the subject of a talk by Professor Frank Mueller of the Music Discipline on Monday, Dec. 5, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Communication Arts 105. There will also be performances of Brahms' music by Linda Randelzhofer, clarinet; Nancy Kaprelian, soprano; and Ronnie Shaff, piano. Celebrations and observances of the 150th anniversary of Brahms' birth are taking place throughout the world this year. Brahms is regarded as the leading composer of romantic symphonies, concertos and chamber music. There is a display on Brahms on Level I of the Library. The program is being sponsored by t he Library/ Learning Center. Poetry /music A poetry reading and music program will be held tonight (Dec. 1) in the Union Square from 8 to 11 p.m. Admission is free. Poetry will be read by four people, and the music will be provided by Terry Sexton, an Irish and contemporary folk singer, and the blues band, Terminal Blues. Everyone is invited to attend. Do something worthwhile... Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, -rtf .-fflf... . v <i M h i " • •• •* " " " "* «•» n « • '•'« 4 Thursday, December 1,1983 Grenada: a personal, cultural perspective by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Grenada was the topic of a recent discussion led by Esrold Nurse, Assistant Director of Student Development.. Nurse was born in Trinidad, an island in the Caribbean close to Grenada. Although he is not a scholar on the subject, he feels he can add a cultural perspective to the Grenada topic because he was raised in that area. He feels he can speculate on what kinds of f eelings are generating in the Caribbean, how the Grenada situation will affect the area and what kind of implications the situation may have in the area. Nurse outlined the history of t he countries in the Caribbean to aid in the understanding of the people who live there, how diverse they are and how these factors affect the current events in Grenada. Most of these islands were discovered during the 17th century by Christopher Columbus in the name of Spain. The islands changed hands rapidly and became colonies of Fr ance, Great Britain, Spain and Holland. Cultures and languages were diverse in these colonies and the people were close to their respective Motherlands. Because of this diversity, Nurse feels it is difficult to catagorize these islands. Independence came for most of these islands in the 1950's and 1960's. "Post independence brought about a new era and a sense of wanting to have a hand in destiny and doing something for the good of a ll of the peoples of the respective islands, "Nurse said. The governments established on the independent islands were similar to those of their Mother countries. Grenada gained it's independence from Great Britain in the early 1970's. The prevalent source of income for most of the Caribbean countries is tourism and agricultural products, such as sugar and yams. The people in the West In dies are very practical, selfish, to an extent, and they are also very country opinionated, according to Nurse. Grenada is a small, mountainous island with beautiful beaches and the people are very friendly and practical. Eric Gehring was the Primier of Grenada before independence and was elected Prime Minister after independence. "Everyone thought from the outside that everything was going well in Grenada. Tourists could go sit on the beaches and medical students came to Grenada without any problem and they were well treated. But what about the 110,000 people, and what did they get? No one is Esrold Nurse dicusses recent developments in Grenada. Econ 202 offered The economics program is offering a section of Economics 202 Principles of Macroeconomics) at an off campus location during the Spring semester. The course will meet at Gateway Technical Institute, Racine Campus, on Tuesdays from 6 p.m. to 8:45 p.m. The course is listed in the Spring 1984 course schedule. The instructor is William Rieber. ******************* J American Motorshow * * * * * * with JIM BRADLEY WRJN - 1400 AM 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY * * * * * * "Everyone thought from the outside that everything was going well in Grenada... But what about the 110,000 people and what did they get? No one is concerned about that. concerned about that. As long as we can go and sit on the beach, develop corporations on the islands and pay the people only 10 cents an hour; no one says anything," said Nurse. Maurice Bishop, a lawyer educated in England, took over Grenada in a bloodless coup when the Prime Minister was away at a conference. "Bishop got support, probably from Cuba and Russia, and there were strings attached. He was very practical and you have to put yourself in that position. Wherever you can get support and hlep, why not? All the Grenadians wanted was help, and Bishop tried to get it. Grenadians like the Americans, but maybe the U.S. wouldn't help Bishop. Bishop wanted to solve Grenada's probelms)-how do we feed 110,000 people, how do we increase the per capita income and how do we avoid being exploited? There are alot of people starving in Grenada. So, we can see there are practical reasons that led to this," said Nurse. Nurse said that the Caribbean countries have tried to get together on issues in the past, but attempts have always failed. "The only thing we can get together on is a game of cricket, yet when something happens in Grenada, all of a sudden six countries meet and ask the US to get involved. That's just not the way how it happens in the Caribbean. Why wouldn't a country such as Trinidad, which is so close to Grenada, not get involved? This really makes me suspect that the countries did not approach the U.S. but the reverse is probably true," Nurse said. Nurse feels that the invasion was simply a show of force for the U.S. and a tactic to boost support for Reagan. "The situation in Beruit may be partly a catalyst (for the invasion of Grenada) because the people were more prepared for it," he added. He also feels that the medical students from the U.S. in Grenada were not in any danger. "What's going to happen now? What frightens me is what implications this might have on the area. This region may be further divided and any attempts at getting together will be even more difficult. Grenada and the other Caribbean countries will probably be more dependent on the U.S." concluded Nurse. Once Ober Easy Nuclear no-nos ******************* by Dick Oberbruner As J ohn Lennon once described the Beatles being more popular than God, so the threat of nuclear war hangs majestically over the power of Satan. There will be those who claim that if a nuclear tragedy occurs, the devil made them do it ("them" meaning those in the human race with the push-button authority of destruction). Yet, look at the holy wars through the years. Were those prompted by a satanic fear or as a campaign for the glory of G od? Current laws are made as deterrents to war to save people as a whole, not to save just the holy. These days, saving one's flesh transcends saving one's spirit. But what humans lack in international affection, they more than make up for in flesh. There's a camaraderie of skin that even amputees and the wounded can associate with. Day-to-day human life is goverened by day-to-day human life (as a rose is itself to the third power). Human spirit is goverened by fea r. We a re a "God-fearing race," and "we have nothing to fear by fear itself." There are those who are afraid of t he dark, allergic to radiation exposure and other awful things. Since we're still crazy after all these fears, why can't national paranoia be our national past-time? Can the unearthly powers, namely God and Satan, be driving us to the edge of sanity merely by our knowledge of their existence, or is the concept of "being" a joke played by Aristotle? Is the creative process out of co ntrol or is the nuclear era just another stage in technology? The "red" we are taught to associate with the fire of Hell, Thunderbird wine and Commies is as pitiful a comparison as saying we eat the yellow portion of a banana. As in Se nator McCarthy's time, the ongoing Communist scare is based on trustworthiness, not symbolic coloration. President Reagan trusts the Soviets as far as he can toss a hammer and a sickle. In turn, many Americans trust the President as far as they can throw a fit. Labor doesn't trust management, adults don't trust kids...ill feelings trickle down, up and sideways. The weapons build-up is like dirty dishes in a bachelor pad. How I hate to put eight hours in at work only to come home and fight the Russians. President Reagan's military budget closely resembles that of Parkside's athletic department. Certain areas receive more money because of the big man's playing favorites. What we need is a balanced attack, not one well-publicized interest. The world is seeing ignorance at its blissiest. Wake up one morning and pinch yourself. Then imagine being someone from another country-Russia, Japan, Nigeria-and pinch yourself. The same basic pain is experienced by al l people. People also cry, laugh and lovebut not evil, nasty, all-powerful governments. University of Wisconsin-Parkside 5 Thursday, December 1,1983 c^ccenj on, Enriclynciit Special AOE Student Sale at Affordable Prices... Enjoy four outstanding performances at half of what it would cost for a Broadway ticket to just one of them. Just $19 including tax and handling gives students a season of great theater, magnificent music and beautiful dance. That's about half the cost of one ticket to last season's best Broadway play--"Master Harold"-which AOE is presenting with its Tony Award-winning actor Zakes Mokae. And that's a $12.50 savings or 40% under the price for the general public. safe is for a limited block of seats in the 680-seat Communication Arts Theater, SO ACT NOW. Order your tickets NOW, using the attached coupon, at the Union Information Center and PICK THEM UP ANY TIME IN JANUARY. ID cards must be shown; limit of two season tickets per student. Pay by cash, check or MasterCharge. Treat yourself - and someone special - to a memorable holiday gift of wonderful entertainment and exceptional value. Joffrey II Dance Company Monday, Jan. 30 Joffrey II consists of the most talented young dancers from the acclaimed Joffrey company, which has come to define ballet excellence and beauty in this country. The 12-member Joffrey II ensemble is both an intense, competitive training ground and a showcase for Joffrey stars of tomorrow. The Soviet Emigre Orchestra/Lazar Gosman Monday, March 5 This acclaimed orchestra, and its director/concertmaster Lazar Gosman, former music director of the renowned Leningrad Chamber Orchestra, is comprised of recently-arrived Soviet emigre musicians from the Moscow and Leningrad Philharmonic and Chamber orchestras, the Bolshoi and Kirov Theaters and other outstanding Soviet musical organizations. Since its 1979 debut season in the major concert halls of America and abroad, the orchestra has captivated critics. "Wonderful lucidity, pure effervescence," Washington Star; "Gosman's playing was luxuriant, almost voluptuous and irresistible," N.Y. Times. Master Harold and the Boys Sunday, Feb. 19 The "best play of the 1982 Broadway season" comes to Kenosha and Racine, featuring its Tony Award-winning best actor, Zakes Mokae. The play has been called "stunning...a perfect work of art" by Douglas Watt, N.Y. Daily News; "electrifying...incomparable theater experience" by Edwin Wilson, Wall Street Journal; "a triumph and unforgettable" by Clive Barnes, N.Y. Post. Its playwright, Athol Fugard, is "the most urgent and indispensable playwright in theater," according to Jack Kroll, Newsweek magazine. Weekley and Arganbright, duo pianists Saturday, April 7 This internationally-acclaimed husband-wife team has been repeatedly called America's finest one piano, four-hand duo. At the international Dvorak Festival, Newsweek magazine said, "They played with almost a religious fervor." The Vienna Volksblat agreed: "The ideal example of a master performance, the two Americans received a stormy ovation." TO ORDERTAKE THIS COUPON TO UNION INFORMATION CENTER Make check or money order payable to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside W .Number of tickets at $19.00 ea. (tax and handling included) Enclose stamped self-addressed envelope with payment % Total amount enclosed • Charge my Master Charge A O C . N O . • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • E x p . D a t e . -Date. State .Zip. .Street Address. Phone^ • f I '* • -i Wr r i Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER Club Events Jazz Ensemble album SNAP—UWM SNAP—UWM (Stu dent Nurses Association Parkside-UW Milwaukee) would like to congratulate the students who made it in to clinical for the Spring semester for a job well done. New c lass members are encouraged to join SNAP—UWM. Stethoscopes and other surgical supplies are being sold by SNAP— UWM Purc hasing forms are available in Nursing Lab in Tallent Hall or come to the meeting on Dec. 5 in Union 104. Orders are welcome from all Parkside students. UW-PAC The UW—PAC (Parkside Association for Professional Communicators) is sponsoring a trip to the Milwaukee County Museum to view the exhibit, "Sign, Symbol and Script." The group will be leaving the Union Bazaar at 11 a.m. on Saturday, Dec. 3. There will be $1.80 admission fee and transportation will be provided. The exhibit is an overview of the history of written communication and promises to be very interesting. All are welcome. Phi Gamma Nu Help us plan our Christmas party. Come to the general meeting on Dec. 5 Monday at 1 p.m. in Union 207. A s pecial Thank You to everyone who helped with the paper drive. ASPA ASPA will be sponsoring a raffle that will begin on Monday, Dec. 5—all members should pcik up their raffle tickets and prize lists on Friday, Dec. 2 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 128 or on Monday, Dec. 5 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 128. The raffle tickets will be sold for $1 each. There will be a prize for the ASPA member who sells the most tickets. Drawing for prizes will be Friday, Dec. 16 at 1 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. IVCF IVCF (InterVarsity Christian Fellowship) is having a talk on Moses. The speaker will be Pastor Ken Weddle, and will be held on Wednesday, December 7 at 1 p.m. in Moiinaro 107. If you have this time free and are interested, we encourage you to come and fellowship with us. DPMA The DPMA (Date Processing Management Association) announces a tour of the Electronic Data Processing Facilities of First Wisconsin, Milwaukee. The tour will take place Friday, Dec. 9 from 1 p.m. (departure) to 4:30 (return). Programming, training and operation areas will be viewed. This is an excellent opportunity for Information System majors to view their future work environment. Tour size is limited. For registration information, contact Marty Rheaume, John Enderle, Ellen Breitbach, Bob Quadracci or Professor George Kessling. The next DPMA meeting will be held Monday, Dec. 5 at 1 p.m. in Moiinaro 114. New members and non-members are welcome to attend. A s lide show will be presented on DPMA and it's functions. Hispanic Club The Hispanic Club will be holding a general meeting on Wednesday, Dec. 7 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. All students are welcome. Future activities will be discussed. For more information contact Teoby Gomez in WLLC D-175 (553- 2578). Stanley cancels Manfred Stanley, Parkside Honors Program visiting scholar for the fall semester, has cancelled his scheduled visit to Parkside this week due to illness. Stanley, a professor of sociology at Syracuse University, was scheduled to speak at a number of public lectures and appearances yesterday (Nov. 30) and today, and all of them have been cancelled. Geology colloquium Extinction and Evolution is the topic of the Geology Colloquium which will be presented by Dr. Peter Sheehan on Friday, Dec. 2 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. | I i MS • Urod* I. MIWI L\- 4 1 1 M A I N S T|. oer"}% 3 RACINT79WI I for Diamond* Y' Give someone you love something they'll love. Vahoovah II! released 15 Discount on Engagement and Wedding Ring Sets 10 % Discount on Wedding Rings and All Other Purchases with Student ID We feature /IRTQ1RVED Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings "Vahoovah H!" the second record album of the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I, under the direction of music professor Tim Bell, has just been released. "Vahoovah!," the title of the ensemble's first album recorded in 1979, is "what you think or say to swing those crazy eighth notes," says Bell. "Vahoovah II!" costs $6 and features a wide variety of jazz styles. It will be on sale soon at area record stores and at the Campus Book Store. Bell's award-winning ensembles have been consistent crowd-pleasers in the Kenosha-Racine area as well as on tours through Wisconsin and Illinois. In 1975, '78, '79 and *83 Jazz Ensemble I won "outstanding band" honors in the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) College. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 Elmhurst festival: Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on tenor saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were selected as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among the outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Fox received the honor based on his rendition of the standard "Once I Had a Secret Love" (on side two of the new album). Other members of the Jazz Ensemble I are: Woodwinds-Tim Urness (lead) of Burlington; Rex Rukavina, Gary Everett and Mike Mich, all of Kenosha. Trombones-Ken Eschmann (lead), Jon Klokow and Deb Floyd, all of Racine; Steve Girman, of Kenosha; and Bob Kammerman, of Milwaukee. Trumpets-Brian Franklin (lead), Eric Weiss and Mike Nelson, all of Racine; and John Murphy, of Kenosha. Rhythm-Dan Lizdas, piano, and Mike Gudbaur, acoustic bass, both of Racine; Chris Belhumeur, electric bass, and Scott Belhumeur, drums, both of Kenosha; and Mike Heberling, drums, of Sturtevant. The new album was produced by Jon Schoenoff, Parkside theater manager, and recorded in a Milwaukee studio last May. Bell is an associate professor of woodwinds and jazz at Parkside. He earned his undergraduate and graduate degrees in music from North Texas State University where he performed for the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including serving as graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell has played with name bands and top entertainers throughout the nation. In October, he performed with the Wisconsin All-Star Jazz Band at an event in Fond du Lac that featured jazz gr eats Dizzy Gillespie and Freddie Hubbard. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, Bell has appeared with the Milwaukee Symphony, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeastern Wisconsin. Print collection on display "British Printmakers," a collection of prints by ten noted artists with British orientations whose works explore a wide range of moods, tones and artistic styles, is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, Dec. 15. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday. The traveling collection was assembled by Edward Bernstein, professor of printmaking and head of the print program at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville. Bernstein is an American artist who taught for over two years at the University of Oxford in England, where he met numerous printmakers, some of them native Britains, others Americans living abroad. While working and traveling in England, Bernstein began organizing the "British Printmakers" collection, in which he is a featured artist. Bernstein's prints and paintings have won a number of awards in juried exhibitions including purchase awards at the Alabama Works-on-Paper exhibition and the Prints, Drawings and Crafts exhibition in Little Rock, Arkansas. His work has been exhibited nationally and in England and is featured in numerous collections, including those in many U.S. e mbassies as well as in the Ulster Museum of Art in Ireland and the Arkansas Art Center in Little Rock. The other printmakers in the collection are: Norman Ackroyd, a Britishborn artist and master of "aquatint," in which he uses brused acid on copper to depict landscapes of Welsh and Scottish hills. Peter Ford, a Britist artist who describes his work as "a slightly devious and indirect process of printmaking...Nearly all my subject matter is studio-bound invention of random moments of observation recreated." Ford's work has won many awards in Britain, Spain, the U.S. and Korea. Michael Gabriel, a Massachusetts- born freelance graphic artist who often works in the film industry in London, painting backdrops for animations. Gabriel is a "figurative" painter and printmaker whose work depicts commonplace events and people. Chris Jennings, a native of Oxford, who says photography has played a key role in the development of his ideas as a printmaker. His work evolves from his observations of the British landscape. Wind Ensemble to perform m Works by Louis Jean Brunelli and Gordon Jacob will highlight the two concerts by the 40-piece Parkside Wind Ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner. The first concert will be at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 7, in the large study hall at Salem Central High School; the second will be at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Dec. 8, in Parkside's Communication Arts Theater. Admission to each concert is $1 for students and $2 for the general public. The concerts will feature Brunelh's "Essay for Cyrano," based on Edmond Rostand's romantic drama, "Cyrano de Bergerac." Brunelli's piece "caputures the spirit of Cyrano in. a delightful work for band," Eichner said. "It is a symphonic poem that i? an. intensely. personal work, yet it communicates its message in terms that are at once baroque, romantic and contemporary." Also to be performed is Jacob's "Salute to American," which, Eichner said, "musically depicts the sacrifices of Americans during times of war, as well as the energy, vitality and cheerfulness of the American people." Jacobs was among the first composers to write serious works for band. Norman Dello Joio's "From Every Horizon (A Tone Poem for New York)" will also be performed. The work creates a series of moods that are an evocation of New York City. Also featured will be Clifton Williams' "Symphonic Dance No. 2,". subtitled "The Maskers,"" an ele- *ty). • gant dance piece; an Italian concert march by Julius Fucik, which features a trumpet solo in a delicate march setting; and selections from historical periods including a transcription of J.S. Bach's "Prelude and Fugue in F Minor," and selected music for woodwinds by Ludwig von Beethoven. Vets counseling All types of counseling for Vietnam- era veterans are currently available at Youth and Family Services, 351$ 60th St., Kenosha. Peer group and family counseling are just two of the types available. Funding is available for Vietnam veterans. Fo» more information, call 654-3566 (843 -2257 ip the coun-» [FACTORY Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbelievable Prices Nfw York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off New York Times \ Best Seller — Paperback 25% Off, by Sarah Uhlig This is the first year that there is a Dramatic Arts major at Parkside. In the past, dramatic arts was just booked onto another department. Many different types of people get involved in the dramatic arts program. The last production, "I Am A Camera," had about 35 students who contributed to it, but they were not necessarily all dramatic arts majors or minors. Many students, who are not taking any dramatic arts classes, get involved in productions. Professor Leon Van Dyke, head of the dramatic arts program, feels that more people around the university should realize that the department is for the whole university and not just for its majors. "I think that most schools face the problem that people think they have to be a theater major or they have to be taking a lot of theater classes to even be in a production," said Professor Judy Tucker Snyder, "which is not true." Auditions are open to any students taking one or more drama credits. What to expect at an audition depends on the show. The audition may be with or without prepared material, or it may even be nonverbal, in which an improvisation is asked. "I think that it's a real experience to go through an audition," said Professor Skelly Warren, "even if o ne doesn't want to be in the play. Hopefully they are done in a non-threatening manner so the people feel fairly comfortable." There are many career opportunities for the people who do major in Dramatic Arts. Professor Snyder feels that if people are realistic about what is available to them, there is a good future. "They can't all be famous actors," said Professor Snyder, "but there are numerous other opportunities in theater, such as a theatrical lawyer, stage manager, publicity, costumes, sets, lights and technical jobs." "Most people start out wanting to be an actor," said Skelly, "because that is the most visible person in the theater. It is a long road to becoming an actor and it takes a lot of perseverence, discipline and drive. There are very few people who are overnight successes. Many of the people who are known as overnight successes have been working for many years before they finally make it. A good example of this is Eddie Murphy, who worked for years before he finally was a big success." Another important idea that Professor Van Dyke brought up is that many people think that professional actors or directors don't come from Kenosha or Racine, but actually many have come from there. "One of the best American actors ever was Frederic March, who came from Racine," he said. "And a hot TV property, Daniel J. Travanti, was born in Kenosha. Jack Benny was from Waukegan. "A lot of times they are from small departments where they have been introduced to a lot of t he various facets of the theater," said Van Dyke. " It's very important for the people to realize that what happens here (at Parkside) is as serious as what happens anywhere for those people who really aim to be artists." There are also many teaching opportunities available for those who wish to dedicate their professional lives to this facet of the dramatic arts. Hie faculty at Parkside are professional in their orientation, with years of experience in all aspects of the theater. Van Dyke has a PhD from Wayne State University in Detroit. Prior to coming to Parkside, he was on the directing faculty at Northwestern University. He's been at Parkside for three years. "I came here because this looked like it had a chance to have something built fresh," he said, "and a program that could serve many diverse types of people." Snyder has a masters' of Fine Arts from the University of Portland. She's been teaching for eight years. She was attracted to Parkside's growing program because it seemed to give her an opportunity to expand the courses being taught here. She is a costume designer, but likes to do a lot of other things, such as directing children's theater and teaching classes. Warren has a major in speech with an option in theater from the University of Houston and a graduate degree in design from Northwestern. He came to Parkside because it i f Hold Me A reaglr abber "Hold Me!", a wacky comedy by nationally syndicated cartoonist Jules Feiffer, is the fall dramatic arts studio production at Parkside. Performances are on two consecutive weekends, Friday and Saturday, Dec. 2 and 3, at 8 p.m., Sunday, Dec. 4, at 2 p.m. and Friday and Saturday, Dec. 9 and 10, at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Studio Theater. The play, directed by Parkside dramatic arts adjunct professor Russ Tutterow, is set in a modern New Wave-style ba r and discoteque and is composed of about 80 brief comedy sketches that depict young people "trying to relate to each other and revealing themselves as recognizably insecure," Tutterow said. Feiffer, whose far-out cartoons have been syndicated nationally for more than 30 years, focuses on human relationships in contemporary society and on the desire to be honest and open about what many of us seem to secretly want. "Feiffer says, for example, that ^ we want to be.^pss lonely, less,, isolated, and less frightened," Van Dyke said. "He gives us other instances in which we want to be more adult, more sophisticated and more sane." Cast members are Robert Cash, Julian Brown, Rhonda Gerolmo, Ernestine Weisinger, Linda Springer and Steve Orth, Kenosha; and Lori Minetti and John Miskulin, Racine. Marilyn Stasio, writing in Cue Magazine, described Feiffer's work as a "lively, laugh-filled revue," while Walter Kerr, writing for the "New York Times," described the play as "chemically pure, perfectly proportioned, out of its mind and devastatingly funny." Because of limited seating, reservations are suggested and can be made by calling 553-2581 or 553- 2345. Advance tickets, available at the Campus Union Information Center, are $2.50 for senior citizens and UW-P students, faculty and staff and $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and H Lori Minneti prepares for "Hold Me." is exactly the kind of school at which he got his training. They are all very excited about the program and feel it has many possibilities. They are happy and proud that there is a new Dramatic Arts major; but more important, they want everyone to know that the department is for every student on campus, not just the majors. And they really welcome anyone. Van Dyke s aid, "Dramatic Arts is the most liberating of all the arts in that anybody from any discipline can find their own interest and find DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 12 0th Ave. KENOSHA. W l 53 142 (l-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every N ew B ook & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large S election o f Sc i- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! a way to use that interest within the theater. "If somebody is a historian, lots of t imes we do historical plays. We run our lights off an Apple Computer. We're using c omputing to manipulate the textures, colors and intensities of light on the stage. "I really think that any major at the university can come to the dramatic arts program and find a way to exploit, involve and exercise their own particular specialty and interest and maybe find some new ones that they didn't know existed within themselves." fr.'H-*' ' *' • ; " RANGER 7 Thursday, December 1,1983 Dramatic Arts a major interest 8 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER So It Goes A Week at the Park Big countries' world There is a certain depression that comes a fter the Thanksgiving holiday. Along with the joint realizations that: 1) the four papers I scheduled for the weekend didn't even approach completion; and 2) the last weeks of the semester will require a quadrupling of effort to maintain a respectable GPA, the Monday following the great Turkey day (no, I'm not talking about the communications department), is usually one for sober reflection. However, I prefer drunken reflection. So here it goes. •••••••• Quite a substantial portion of the week was spent watching large amounts of sex a nd violence. That's right. I was watching MTV. What, I found myself asking time and time again, happened to the 'new wave?' What I mean is, once upon a time there was a group in England called Generation X. No more. Generation X mutated to Gen X and finally lead singer/songwriter Billy Idol discovered America. Or rather, the great Yankee dollar. Not that there's anything wrong with money. Hell, I love it as much as the next greedy capitalist scum. But it just seems th at whenever musicians get a whiff of the old green gourmand, they go haywire. Now our Billy seems as interested in his music as Manilow. Neat videos are where it's at. With, of course, the usual smatterings of sex and violence. So what is killing off the 'new wave?' Where are the Jam when we need them most? Frightened off by the visions of the great rock 'n' roB behemoths slowly plodding on their merry way years after they outlived their relevance, Paul Weller called it quits. Psycho Babble The Clash are still with us, but as one astute commentator mentioned, one must be amused by the obvious conflict between their method and their modus operandi. The war-cry of '77 was " To hell with the establishment." But the warriors of Brixton now find themselves part of the establishment. One of the best albums of the late seventies was by an obscure group called Duran Duran. Blondie discovered Funk. Adam Ant lasted even shorter than most. The Damned hang on in blissful obscurity. The Stranglers are cashing in their senior citizen checks. So what is left on the beach after the 'new wave'--a wonderfully American catch-all phrase-has come and gone? •••••••• There is U2. And on the horizon lies the new 'new wave' of The Alarm, Aztec Camera and Big Country. The focus has shifted since the punk revolution. The social relevancies have made room for a more 'natural' conception of the state of human nature. U2, led by lead singer Bono, portrays a 'non-political' vision of human emotions. They describe the struggle for normality in a world of violence, with many of their foci pertaining to their homeland of Northern Ireland. Criticized by the British press for being "too Christian," U2 eventually found their niche with the albums "Pornography," "Boy," and "War." The sound is crisp and precise and the effect is powerful. Limited radio success with New Year's Day and Sunday Bloody Sunday led to a larger audience and recent MTV playlisting is lending to the group's current popularity. But popular or not, U2 has always delivered fresh imaginative music when most other new groups stuck with the synthetic computer sound of 'techno-pap.' •••••••• And in the last year the new groups on the British scene have managed to forge a ' new' direction amidst the ever-easy-listening airwaves of modern Europe. Hailing from Scotland, ex-Skids sidekick Stewart Adamson formed Big Country and was p romptly ignored by the Brit press. Probably for not being political /different/ English enough. With U2's producer, Steve Lillywhite, the band brought out their first album, "The Crossing," after several popular UK singles. The album, though flawed in areas, was excellent and the subsequent American tour is still in progress. Aztec Camera's romantic folk /rock fusion was mainly the product of the pen of Roddy Frame. Frame, who Elvis Costello calledthe best songwriter of 1983, wrote and arranged the Camera's first album, "High Land, Hard Rain." The sound was softer than Big Country's, and at times threatened to digress into 'Holiday Inn Easy Rock', but for Frame's biting lyrics. And finally, The Alarm. Probably the most popular of the trio in the UK, they remain the least known in America, where their mini-album was not exactly an immediate success. However, the scheduled year-end release of their first stateside album should boost the following for these powerful Welsh rockers. •••••••• Well, that felt better. Look out for these groups, 'cause they're going to hit it big over here sooner or later. The "newest wave" of British rock contains all the potency of the last, but will probably turn out to be more accessible. Sophie's Choice? Chicago Brass! by Kendy Marie Linn Welcome, campers to another Week at the Park. This week's PAB-sponsored movie will be "Sophie's Choice". This fine first run movie will be shown today at 3: 30, on Friday at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., and on Sunday at 7:30 .m. Admission is one dollar, and the movie is rated R. ••••••• If all your money is going for Christmas presents for the folks, you might be interested in this week's free video, "Blues Summit in Chicago." This video will be shown today and Friday in Union Square at 1 p.m. Can't beat a freebie! A workshop in "Technique and Explaining Tilings" which was to be held at 3:30 p.m. by Prof. Manfred Stanley of Syracuse University, has been cancelled due to illness. ••••••• A music/poetry fest will take place tonight at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is free, and everyone is welcome. • • • • * * • This week's foreign film is "Allegro Non Troppo". This will be shown on Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday; the only seats th at remain are for the Sunday 2 p. m. showing. ••••••• If you're interested in seeing a play this weekend, you're in luck. This Friday and Saturday the Fine Arts division will be putting on the play Hold Me" in Comm Arts Studio B. Tickets are available at the Fine Arts division office. There will also be a matinee performance on SunMore precious than gold itself... by Rick Luehr WeU, here it is, the start of the Christmas shopping season. Stores are filled to the brim with shoppers scrambling to get the best deals on gifts. There is one gift in particular that seems to be extremely popular. It's so popular in fact that people are lining up as early as 5 a.m. or, in some cases, even sleeping overnight in the store's parking lot in order to get one. And when the doors are opened, people almost trample each other in order to get one. - What, you may well ask, is this wondrous gift? Is it the Ronco Home Diamond Making Kit? Is it the Sure Fire Nuclear Freeze Kit? No. It's, are you ready, the, brace yourself, Cabbage Patch Kids! What the hell, you may be asking yourself, are the Cabbage Patch Kids? Well, I'll tell you. The Cabbage Patch Kids are dolls. But not ordinary dolls. The Cabbage Patch Kids come with real adoption papers so that you, or your child, can be the parents of your own cloth and stuffing bundle of joy. Neat, huh? Well worth risking your life over in my book. I can just see a beaming child on Christmas morning. "Oh mommy, a Cabbage Patch Kid! Thanks ever so much!" "You're welcome, dear but it's not from daddy and me. It's from grandma." "But mommy, grandma's dead." "That's right dear. She gave h er life in order to get you your doll. Her last words were, 'I'll trade you" a blond girl for a red haired boy.'" "Wow." "That's not all. She took a few people out with her. They tried to cut in line. Next thing they knew, they had a cane right between the eyes." Sort of warms your heart, doesn't it? There was a story in the Journal Times Monday about a grandmother of 14 who has two of the original prototype Cabbage Patch Kids. She has named them Amber Gay and Ronald Gregory. She an d her husband take them everywhere. In fact, yesterday was Amber's birthday, and they took the 'kids' out to dinner at Mr. Steak. You see, Amber is a member of Mr. Steak's birthday club. It sure is nice to see mental health in action, isn't it? Well, I have to go now. I have to get in line. Gee, I wonder if they've got any ' r e d h a i r e d g i r l s l e f t . • • « » • * day. Times are 8 p.m. on Friday and Saturday, and 2 p.m. on Sunday. ••••••• Another workshop that will be held tomorrow at 8:45 am involves "Cross Cultural Encounters". Call ext. 2312 for more inf. It is sponsored by UW—Extension. ••••••• If you're short on ideas for Christmas gifts this year and you Continued on Page 9 Special: 25% off Pistachios Week of Dec. 5 • California Mix • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix Yogurt, Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts. HANGER 9 Thursday, December 1,1983 Wally gets the goods The last dance sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board was a huge success. Wally Cleaver, one of Racine's best rock and roll bands, was featured in Union Square on Nov. 22. Admission prices were three cans of food for a student and five cans of food for a guest. Over two thousand pounds of food was collected to be distributed by local agencies to needy families in this area. Many students show up for this event. The doors were closed to the Union when the 550-person capacity was reached. The beer and soda line stretched down the length of the Union! Thanks to all who came to this event and to those PAB members who worked triple shifts handling cans in order to keep everything working smoothly. Watch for future PAB dances next semester and keep up our school spirit! A Week at the Park Continued from Page 8 have some time on Saturday, check out the Arts/Crafts fair that will take place from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the Union, Molinaro, Greenquist and WLLC buildings. It's free and open to the public. Monday's Round Table will involve "Racism, Economics and Politics: The Case of Sri Lanka", by Prof. Chelvadurai Manogaran. The program starts at noon in Union 106 a nd is free and open to the public. On Monday evening at 8 p.m. Parkside will have the honor of presenting the Chicago Brass Ensemble in the Comm Arts Theatre. Admission is only $1.50 if you're a student, Senior citizen, or a member of Parkside staff. All others pay $3. Another great event sponsored by PAB. As for Tuesday, PAB will be showing, "The Bishop's Wife" at no cost in the Union Cinema. This one, believe it or not, is rated G. Hmmm... And there you have it campers, your Week at the Parte! Tune in next week. Ranger needs writers Movies <4 Nate and Hayes": laughable by Patricia Cumbie "Nate and Hayes" is supposed to be a pirate story/thriller. One of the problems with the movie — bes ides the plot — is tha t I couldn't decide whether it was a spoof, or a serious attempt at an adventure story. Pinning down a time period is difficult, due to pirate brigs and torpedo gun boats. I felt like I was suffering decades of jet lag. The movie starts out with a "Raiders of th e Lost Ark" motif. It progresses rapidly to bad and worse. The plot centers around Hayes (Tommy Lee Jones), the pirate. Nathan (Michael O'Keefe), an English wimp, and Sophie, his frail and gorgeous fiancee, are going to a primitive island to preach the word of God to ignorant natives. Nate and Sophie ride aboard Hayes' ship to get to this island. Along the way Sophie falls in love with Hayes. able. Nate and Hayes are drinking together on board the ship of Hayes' rival. (Sophie is, by the way, kidnapped by this same rival pirate.) The plot thickens... The movie is a constant barrage of chiches. It's a hodge-podge of every action film ever made. There are scantily clad natives, dumb Germans from "Hogan's Hero's", pirates possessed with vengeance, Victorian missionaries and black slaves. One scene was particularly laugh- By th is time Nate knows Sophie loves Hayes. Nate tells Hayes he can have her when they rescue her. Hayes tells Nate he can have Sophie since he had her first. After a l engthy "You have her," "No you take her" conversation, the both of them reach an amiable compromise. Let Sophie choose for herself who she wants. rescue the damsel in distress not once but twice. The second time she was to be sacrificed to the Gods by a native king. Ye gad. The musical score is overdone and overbearing. Even in moments without action there is dramatic music. This adds to the comical effect the movie already has. Comedy is great, but not when a movie is intended to be serious. I was unintentionally entertained by a flimsy plot and unoriginal lines. Sophie's Choice, get it? Ha ha. Nate and Hayes are always risking their lives to save the day. They Although I had a few laughs it wasn't a cheap thrill for $3.75. "Nate and Hayes" must have been written by a group of incompetent soap opera writers. One star. The Funny Paper Caper DICK "THELMA H AD B EEN ON THE FORCE LO NGER THAN A NYONE COULD REMEMBER AN D WAS, EASILY IT S MOST DEV OTED MEMBER. PERHAPS TOO ' DEVCFTED-//7 ALL R|GHT PYTSJK, CONFESS. I CPFC. UTFHEF -U-N-K--- WCIATHP ANBUICLLITEYA:R-. 1.XQ OF THE HUNDREDS OF C ASES HE TOOK, ONLY A DO ZEN SUSPECTS LIVED LO NG ENOUGH TO GO TO TRIAL. SEVEN O F THEM GOT OFF O N TECHNICALITIES, AND FOUR OF THEM MET THEIR DE ATHS SOON AFTER. YOU KNIFED SOME BOZO FORT CASH TO SU PPORT YOUR BRAN MUFFIN. HABrj^ HE WAS VERY ACTIVE IN THE C OMMITTEE A LL S ET TO R EELECT THE PRESIDENT AND H AD L ARGE PIC TURES OF RONALD R EAGAN PUT UP IN EV ERY RO OM AT HEADQUARTERS. / BUT WHAT BUGGED ME MOST ABOUT HIM WAS HE WAS GETTING A LL THIS_ CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN A/W STRIP AND / D1DNT EVEN HAVE A NAME. A MAN WOULD M HAVE USED A GUN. DISGUSTING WIMP/ REBUTTAL! II YouVe found it. Heileman's Special Exportthe beer youVe been waiting for. Fully Kraeusened, using the finest European hops for a distinctive, worldly taste. Special Export. You can travel the worlds over and never find a better beer. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Captain Potato made a slight miscalculation when he leapt from the top of the Empire State building. He forgot that he, unlike his archenemy the Purple Wombat, could not fly. '10 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER Women's basketball Road games fall flat by Mark Fe ldman Women's basketball coach Noreen Goggin was not used to the situation she found herself in at the beginning of the year. She had only coached one senior in her first four years at Parkside, until this year when she will be working with six. "It makes a difference to have that experience in the lineup," Goggin said. "Those six have been playing since they were freshmen, and they know what they can do." Goggin has hopes of improving on last year's 12-15 record, but lack of height may prove a problem. "It hurts not to have height, but we hope to use our quickness against taller teams." Experience and quickness did not help the Rangers at the University of Nebraska-Omaha tournament in Omaha November 25-27 as Parkside lost both of their games. Parkside lost to St. Cloud State last Friday 65-37 and was whipped by Morningside College last Saturday 100-52, to finish the tournament and start the season 0-2. "We had no offense on Friday," Goggin said. "We out-rebounded them, and our defense was all right. We just could not get things going." Leading scorer for the Rangers was senior guard Cindy Ruffert with 8 points. Saturday's game was a different story all together. "We had problems on both defense and offense," Goggin said. "We played crummy defense, only shot 32 percent from the floor, and looked like we didn't know what we were doing." Senior guard Debbie Ambruso had 11 points for Parkside, while sophomore center Midge Schinderle added 10. "We have a lot of things to work on," Goggin said. "We have to work hard in practice, because the next game is a brand new one." The Rangers played Carroll College Nov. 30 at Carroll before traveling to the UW-Platteville tournament Dec. 2-3. Parkside plays it's first home game on Dec. 6 against strong NCAA Division n team Lewis University. Sports Shots, cont.: Jim Brown too old for NFL Continued from Page 10 Franco Harris has been playing for eleven years. Harris is within 500 yards of the record, and is rinsing However, Brown didn't mention Walter Payton at all, and he has a better shot at the record. Payton has been in the league for eight years, and is within 800 yards of th e record. If anyone is certain to get the record, it is Payton. YOB may be saying to yourself, 'Gee, didn't George Blanda play football until his late forties?' Yes he did; but you must remember that the only part of his body that got any work in the last six years of his career was his right leg. He did play quarterback until his early forties, but since then, he only did placekicking. He didn't get banged around too much. But Brown is a running back, so he will get knocked around on every play. Every lineman and linebacker will be keying on him. I also think there might be a few defensive players who might be out to get him, just so they can say that they were the person or persons who prevented Jim Brown from recovering his record. Jim Brown, if you come back to the NFL as it is today, you risk permanent injury. It isn't the same league that you were in 20 years ago. The players are bigger, stronger, faster, and more talented than in your day. I can't see any reason to want to play again. You were the best of your day, but it's time to let this new generation of players get the recognition. You won't be forgotten. Don't leave yourself open for more criticism and jokes. It's not worth the gamble. At 47, sit, relax, take a swim. But don't play in the NFL. Ranger photo by Karen Trandel Science same Faculty win by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Students of the science faculty vs. science students game were overwhelmed in the first quarter of the game Saturday, Dec. 3 in the Phy Ed building. Over 500 onlookers who purchased tickets cheered as the students built up their momentum by the third qua rter. Student Mike Grady gave professors Branchini and Clough a hard time, and a tough fight until the aid of the fourth quarter. Sharon Rynder and Sue Hilmer boldly assisted Grady in his attempt to defeat the faculty. At the end of the fourth quarter, they tied the score with the faculty 38-38. Branchini and Clough pulled the faculty to a winning one point victory in the last two minutes of overtime 41-40. Leading scorers for the students were Mike Grady, 18 pts., and Jeff Hugdahl with 10 points. Scoring high for the faculty were Bruce Brachini 15, and Fred Clough had 11 points. Chancellor Alan Yuskin and Lori Pope refereed the game. The Chemistry Club's event was successful in raising $500 for Science student scholarships. The Alumni have also pledged to match the $500 amount. Faculty, students and basketball teams wish to thank everyone for their support in coming out to view a terrific game. Ranger needs sportswriters STUDENT SPECIAL $1.00 off with student I.D Regular rate: $6.00 per session Open: Mon.-Fri. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Saturday 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday 1 p.m.-4 p.m. For Appointment Call 652-0255 7th Park Plaza, 7617 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •• • Congratulations •• • George Capheim A junior from Waukegan and UWParkside's 52nd All American took 6th place in the NAIA National Championship held at Parkside November 19, 1983. Winner of the Turkey Trott held in Kenosha, November 24, 1983. Classified ads Help Wanted 15 friendships w JANET: e^.been Duluth?? TFIED NURSING A«ktan»s r«I. KM vou CERTIFIED Assistants, Rolbut Whatta mess Guess 111 ling Hills Manor, Zion. 764-6382. PART-TIME work available now, positions could lead to full-time summer work. Hours are flexible, phone 6544404. 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RANGER 11 Thursday, December 1,19fo Women's X-Country Pressure gets team hv Tnri Msirrou m*_ .. .... Fencers show well at Penn. State by Tori Murray "You don't need tights." "No tights? What about a turtleneck?". "I wore one this morning and I was hot." "What's the course like?" "Muddy." "Stay to the left." "You need spikes." Pre-race tension was mounting in the Parkside women's locker room as the cross-country team prepared for the final meet of the season: NAIA Nationals held Nov. 19. For three of the members, this meet was a first-their first competition in a national-caliber event. For one member, it was the last meet of her collegiate career and for her this was "not just another meet" as coach DeWitt was fond of saying. The last meet signifies one last »chance to reach individual goals as well as the final team goal set in the beginning of the season. Sports Shots The weather was not the best for realizing goals, team or otherwise. The only consolation was that the competition had to compensate for the muddy slopes throughout the course. Coach DeWitt had made an educated guess that the team would finish tenth out of 28 teams, if everyone ran the way they had throughout the season. A great deal of emotion went into twenty minutes of effort. Parkside's team finished 16th with 389 points. Dona Driscoll was the first runner in for Parkside, placing 40th in 19:06. After the race she said, "I'm not disappointed. I ran the best that I could." Other runners for Parkside were Jane Roszkowski (88th in 19:43); Sarah Hiett (111th in 20:20); Karen Jacobsen (124th in 20:17); Anne Ruppert (126th in 20:17); Connie Wallace (211th in 22:53); and Carol Romano (212th in 22:56). Simon Fraser University of Vancouver, British Columbia, won the meet with 58 points. Cindy Grant from Simon Fraser was the individual winner. Her time of 17:32 set a new NAIA re cord. The old record was 17:41, set last year by Marquette's Katie Webb, who finished fourth this year in 17:54. The Parkside fencing team took their top fencers to the nationallyacclaimed Pennsylvania State Open on Nov. 19-2 0. They made a good showing even though the competition was tough. Parkside's Bill Thomas fencing epee at the Open finished 3rd out of Ranger needs sportswriters Brown's prospects black 63 fencers, representing 20 universities and colleges from the Midwest and East coast. Coach Loran Hein said, "Bill did an excellent job. This was the first major tournament of the year and he did so well. I'm very proud of his performance." Winning the epee was Scott Trevor from Columbia University, who is the current national champion in the under-20 age division of foil and epee competition. Trevor was a member of the World University Games and a finalist in ine Junior World F inals. Bill Thomas fenced Trevor to a |8*7 result before losing. Thomas', (performance is only expected to (improve. J Also fencing epee was Mark Giese, who made the third round and finished overall 38th. "Mark Giese's performance was very good," said Hein. "He placed this well and he's only been fencing for eleven months." In the sabre competition, the team captain Sam Waller made the third round. He was in the top third in the men's sabre competition. by Robb Luehr How many people do you know that make an occupational comeback at an advanced age? Sure, many older citizens go back to work, but that's just to be sales clerks and check-out people. How many people do you know that go back to serious physical activity after being retired? Well, that's just what a fellow by t he name of Jim Brown is planning to do. He has been talking to A1 Davis of the L.A. Raiders about a comeback. He says he will return to football if either Franco Harris of the Steelers or Walter Payton of the Bears breaks Brown's record for most yards in a career (12, 312 yards in nine seasons). There is, however, one factor against Brown. He is 47 years old. What could possibly make a 47 year old man want to return to a sport like football, where it's easy enough for a man in his prime to be injured? Fear, ignorance, and possibly greed. Fear in the respect that he may lose some recognition when he no longer has the record. He's afraid that the attention will be on the person who breaks the record, and Brown will be known as 'the former record holder.' He is ignorant to think that everybody cares that he plays again and will keep respect if he does get the record back. And greed. He can't stand to not have the record and the recognition that goes with it. If he was in his mid-thirties, it wouldn't be quite so bad; but the fact that he is 47 ma kes it all the more stupid. Why risk a major injury just for a record? As it has been said ova* and over In sports , circles, records are made to be broken. This is Brown's reasoning for cord by 500 yard s, I will be back." wanting to come back again: "I have the greatest respect for Franco Harris, but he is just hanging around to try to break my record. Even if Franco beats my re- Brown seems to be distressed by the fact that it took him only nine seasons to set his record, and Support Ranger Help us help you! Continued on Page 10 AT THE-PIRATES PEA/-6501 WASH. AVE. TRUC OF AMERICA DEC. 7-11 —DON'T MISSNEW YEARS EVE DATTILO DEC. 25 WALL? ADVANCE — 12.00 DOOR — 15.00 PARKSIDE —NITE— DEC. 7 TRUC OF AMERICA SHOW I.D. AND GET IN FREE 1 -12 Thursday, December 1,1983 RANGER by Mark Feldmann While P arkside men's basketball coach Rees Johnson drilled his team three hours a day, seven days a week, players probably wondered if playing regular games would be easier. But thoughts of early vacations -were dismissed as the Rangers went 3-1 in their first four games, including their first home win. Parkside's only loss so far came last Monday as NCAA Division I; Western Illinois handed the Rangers a 74-62 decision. Senior forward Brian Diggins led all scorers with 23 points and grabbed 8 rebounds, while junior Erik Womeldorf added 13. With all the points, though, the Rangers only shot 34 perc ent from the floor. "You won't win too many games shooting like that," said Coach Johnson. "To beat this team we can't play just average, we have to have a great game." Parkside punched the clock for the 1983-84 season with an 86-73 win over UW—Oshkosh at the Kolfs Sport Center in Oshkosh. Diggins had a game-high 28 points and Womeldorf ad ded 15 points and 15 rebounds. Sophomore Mark Place came off the bench to score 11 with 8 rebounds. "Diggins had another unusual great game for him," Johnson said. "He must have missed some shots at the end out of p ure exhaustion." While the win went to the Rangers, Johnson thinks it could have been better. "We should have Cross Country nanger photo by Robb Luehr beat them by 30. We had them down by 18 in the first half, and we should have buried them." Freshman point Clay Brooks h ad a perfect 4-for-4 shooting night his first college game. "Clay was great off tKe ben ch,", Johnson said. "He shows so much1 poise for a freshman. I am very impressed with him." The Ranger winning streak went to two last Friday as Dave Sargeant's jumper with four seconds left lifted Parkside to a 62-60 overtime win over Chicago St. Xavier. Brian Diggins again led the Rangers with 19 points and 6 rebounds. Sophomore Jay Rundles chipped in 14 points. About 600 fans watched the Rangers roll to their third straight win as they beat UW—LaCrosse in their first home game last Saturday, 72-70. Parkside, down 43-32 at the half rallied furiously to gain the winning edge. Womeldorf led th e game with 19 points, while Diggins threw in 18 and Jay Rundles 13. Johnson was not pleased of what he saw in the first half. "At half time we talked about getting more physical and agressive. We came out and did that. The harder play really sparked us," he said. "I didn't think the crowd was to much into it," said Johnson, noticing his team was cheering louder than the crowd sometimes. "I'd like to think our crowd is a sixth man. I think it will come later in the season." Parkside 10th in Nationals by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The NAIA Natio nal Cross Country meet held here Nov. 19 yielded a 10th place and an All-American runner. Parkside as a team placed 10th with 358 points against 37 teams. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "It was a surprise we came in the top 10; it makes me very happy. I didn't think we'd make it-our goal was the top 15. We had a few problems, but overall we ran very well." Runners placed as follows: 7- George Kapheim 25:12; 43-Tim Renzelmann 25:53 ; 61-Rich Miller 26:08; 156-Ted Miller 27:01; 177- Mark Hunt 27:14; 198-Mark Manning 27:31. George Kapheim, who placed seventh, made Ail-American. Coach Rosa commented, "He ran really well. I knew he was capable to -"*• make All-American." Kapheim provided the details. He had been hurt for the majority of t he season. "To come back, I did some easy running and did intervals in the swimming pool." About the race, be. said, "Physically, it's the middle miles that are the hardest to gauge. Mentally, I put forth a real ^ effort. It was more of a mental effort than physical. There was pain, but that's expected." How does it feel to be an Ail-American? "Great." Due to the rainy weather, Tim Renzelmann had an unfortunate accident. He slipped in the mud at the quarter mile. "I wasn't personally satisfied with this race, but I am happy with the season in general. Slipping in the mud at that point made me lost about ten to fifteen seconds." Tim was also a junior college Ail-American at UW-Sheboygan. About the rest of the. team, Coach Rosa commented: "Rich ran a very good r ace. On a dry day, he might have run better. He is only a sophomore, and he has done well this season. He still has time to really mature as a runner." He added, "Andy didn't finish the race. He sprained his ankle the Tuesday before the race, and he had to drop out. "Next year's season will be even better. "All of the team will be coming back except for Mark Manning and Rod Condon, who will gradute. I'm already excited about the season next year," Rosa added. Ranger photo by Karen Trandel MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN THIS WEEK MON. DEC. 5 MINNESOTA VS. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, December 8, 1113 ammelsv quits AB presidency by KeD Meyer EdItor i Activities Board (PAB) t Cbris Hammelev re- • ber position Nov. 28, :*acing trends within the .. the major reason. .. pJ-; will remain an active •• irel PAB, with Mark Schol- .1I!lII!!dIng ber and Keith Har- _ ftPIaciag Scholzen as vice E doesn't think ber rewlII burt the organization ''Mart and Keith are very ~ Tbey'U do just line. II I IiIlJIlIlbere'd be problems, I'd _1IIign," sbe said. .'" Ilu beea under HammeIIi'i 1lIdenbIp lor a year and a filii. 'It',. boring job," she said. fl'lldent doesn't really do lbe people do the president gels the ... by no means been an -Bpuwve decision for me -....: When I was first elected ........ tion in 1982, I bad' no .......nwas best qualified for ~ When Iwas re-elected -.l.IliII believed I was best . HN0'Y' however, due to a grow. 109 vanety 01 university, PAB and personal philosophical trends, 1 no longer feel this is true. Under lbe present circwnslances, it would be unlair to the Board, the university and myself to remain on as PAB president. " One 01 Hammelev's recent disappointment concerns the P AB film committee's film selections. "They broke my heart when they wouldn't show an X-rated lilm," she said. Last spring PAB showed the soft core porn film, "Emmanuelle." which caused much controversy on campus, inclUding letters to the editor, petitions being circulated and some protest demonstrations. Hammelev answered the lilm's criticism by arguing tbat PAB should present various types 01 entertainment and that "EmmanuelIe" itself was not ofensive. "It's a son-core porn film,' she said at the lime. "It's not going to change anybody. People here aren't that simple. I'm not offended by the film. "But one thing that does offend me is people who get ofl using their 9'0ral slandards as a rule to judge everyone else," she said. Recently, PAB's lilm committee voted 2-1 not to show an X-rated film this semester, stating no specific reason. This bothered Hamelev, because the turnout for "Emmanuelle" warrants similar entertainment. Only "Raiders 01 the Lost Ark," which drew 397 viewers, sold more tickets than "EmmanueUe," which had an audience 01 365 people. C in the dark have or not to have C~ire rips UW~I! puter aids theat Holiday Arts & Crafts Fair no _ -......, A.- _00lIo _ ..... 1l1'orbWt.... . ........ 07 • 7 ~;~; 2: .....-. .. - - • 7.. ...... .....,. .-, c-...=;;Iii".n tecoa 111_, . -1IrioCJ of A-.r .. -_a. SUF AC budgeting ';1 F \( (. Krr••• ed l nn ,...h, • ....f'('L. "lht- t.ndi~nmmlllt'f" or p...,(. \. _hK'J. .0.1 r. N.' at lar~. Iw-Kanfi .. t budll"lln,l T ..... ", r final bud.rain,&: ... C'omp rd.•IM- "'''In' 'f • tNt4,rr1 ... alt'. (:hanCt"lItN'""n f.u lla and 1M I ~_ &a..I .. 1Irl . TIM-prt'liminan 'I .:U ...... .gad a' ;' 11.0fJft.. 1 "pi" .al. Thi .. y ar f'Hh rfticlt-nt. 'ull·lI..... ............... .. ..... Ihfo 10_ I i. 1M I 11 "" , • ...". .... a; ,THln" Il"'''~''' G'Hf'" "Hot'Tl'M. (JIILD UIlf lI"TOI DDT SU'H:l II IIUI TH fJfJ1('l p,n 1Of. 'f11\m" ImlD P..... 'lDE, .... PUJI 'It "un 1'\1.01 IIfOUTIO' 1\111' IU! -n 11£'1 ,(T1'R[S _lUll ",-n 01:'1 U1l\rrt:' .. 11ft Sl\II£'T" IZ'TIO' (l~ Jl '"f'l lI"TII UII'" ........ ,-nc;. roUL I'~j _.u I ..- ., .t.24. ZlJJ:; ... 1iobx Gomez New counselor forms Hispanic Club by JID WhIlDey Nielsen need to be aware that there are ..... wtaeIIlor It lot other students ...and getting them • r '::' •.xiii or CtIbnI. ... together as a group would enable a-. RiIIlt _tile ...... -,. them to see that there are other .. _ • --. Uoe arpnbMIoa of students on campus wbo could give , Ule ...... willi ... of wtlwIthem (peer) support." Gomez IioIlIle7 -W lib to ha¥e slaThtes. Eo "iI", Gon8 _ lilt ere are also many cultural dif- HlspuIc Oab to beranle ..., of ferences and sometimes language Uoe lIllivenitJ • fuDrtionJ f_ problems that can hinder making lib to _ tile ... beranle JIraIlI • fnends and joining groups. Having YiabIe ODd _ iaIpoNDt. lat• a club would alleviate some of the ... " Gaaleo Aid loneliness and bring them together. ADOlber of Go...... penooal There are other advanlages to .... CllIIlCa. tile ....aa- of having a club. The Wisconsin Hi- ~ ~ I _ to spanle Council for Higher Educa- _ • doIiIIIle _ iD minorttJ tion tries to unite all Hispanic .tadent retentloa .ad r",,""t. groups from different campuses in meat," be said A1lbo <Ott. the slate for various reasons, such. <emed wttb ....-tly be as political. academic and commu- doesD'I <olIrlHI them eIduJIveI)' nity service. "I think students here • I do not Ialk to an, ~ I1IUIOl'iIy from the Kenosha and Racine com- or HispanJc lludentJ than , otMr mUnities could benefit from having Teol>y Gome. Rucer P!'Mo by One MeE>oy C'OIIDRIor " a group together and being a part V.bea fd if be lit beinI.1 of that." slated Gomez. "Also. it adequalely represent the Hispanic ParbIde, Gomez repbfd, • Veo. • would be a lot of fun." bas started out slowly. but by nat students on campus. "Irs up to the lot I've aouea.lot of tuppOrt ODd Gomez has high bopes for the fu· semester be hopes to see a sizable manbers of tile club what tiDd of -nrm sm<enty. not ooiJ '"!"" JtaII ture of the Hispanic Club. The club increase in manbership. enough to but from Illllleatl u wdL TeobY Gomez. a recent addition IIIlIIe counseling staff at Parkside. ........ started a Hispanic Club on ~ wbo was born in Cuba in. .., came to the United Slates in .' aI residfd in New York and QieIlIO. He currenUy lives in Wau- .. DL He received his bache- .... decrees in Spanish and PsyfdaCJ from the University of Illi- ..... master's degree in Guid- _ Counseling at Northern llIi- ... Gamez came to Parkside be- _ be wantfd to continue work II • area that would utilize his • !log Irsining. ..... t DOW. one of Gomez' con- .. lJ Ibe new Parkside Hispanic f». AI the two Universities he pmioaIIy attended. the Hispanic aub _ an important force. He lIOIId Ilke to see Parkside's Hispa- * Club eventua1ly grow to the _status. uBispanie students on campus Teaching Excellence process to begin Many .tudents never get the oppar\lmIly to thank the teacher who .... 1 positive impact on their Itaor eareers. Parkside's TeachiIe ErreIIence Awards gives stu- .... lba\ OPPOrtUnity. ....... ndlnc faculty members are R I IOldby the students and the -.IDalIont are submitted to mem- ... 01 I Committee on Teaching h",hrft Awards. No more than "'1W8rdJ can be given in an acalIlaIie year. All continuing full-time fIcuIty members and teaching acadImioi Jtaff are eligible to receive -1WUd. • TIle COIIImiltee is comprised of Suicide' radio • serIes 't-.en are urged to listen to "No Way Out," I three part seri~ aa 'teena,e Suicide. Parents, famu" frIoncis. menial health proles- ....... and teens who have tried to lab tbeir own llves provide infor5IIlIon and I guide to action. This "ewuIt Medilworks production can be beard on Dee. 12, 13 and 14 at 11 a.m. or 4 p.m. on WGTD _ JI1Im, OD Dec. 14 at 10:30 I.m., F'M/91 .. PhIeat a local panel discuJJIon IeatlirtirC JIIOfeuionaIs from area 'I!IlcIes who will react to all the is- - railed darInc the series. (He- .... Dec. 15 It 4 p.m.) four members of the facdlty, a nonvoting academic administrator and four students appointed by PSGA . The four student committee seats are open at this time: interestfd students may be appointed by contacting PSGA. The committee must be picked by the end of the first semester and have setued on procedures before Christmas break. Nomination procedures should begin at the start of the s~nd semester. The committee will publish and distribute the nature of the award, solicit nominess and select the recipients of the Teaching Excellence Awards. The selections NEWS BRIEFS Drugs and exams Vera Jensen, 'Director of Communlly Drug ODd AkoboI ~. will be .pelklng Dec. 14 In Molinalll at 1 p.m. on the topic of Jtress durln& ........ and why peop- 'Ie teod to tum to drup ODd .1coboI during ellJllS. Everyone II welcome. , ""44 t.~, ,,-, I _ __ h ••• _ .. will be reported to the Chancellor, who will make tbe formal an. nouncement on or near May 1. PSGA Presideni Jeanne BUeDker-Phillips feeIJ tile Teachiac ExceIIeDce Award is very importanl "For one thing. it is to reward faculty members who do an outstanding job. and secondly, to give others the incentive to work toward achieving an award. Also, it gives students an opportunity, in addition to the teacher evaluations, to Illform their outstandJng professor, and the rest of the campus, on this person's excellence." Art exhibit "City in A Dream," prints and drawings by Edward Bernst ..... are on dIJplay in the CommUDJ<ation Arts Gallery through Dee. 15 Gallery hours are Monday througb Thursday t pm. to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday 7 pm. to 10 p.m Care courses Two new, three-credJt couneJ m health care manacemCllt WlObe offerfd m the Master of Public Ad· ministration Program tMPA) It ParkJide ...... n'.. wttb tile srnac, 1984._. The coones are "Hospital Man· agemeat" ODd "lnlroduction to the U.S. Health Care SJSlem." For ~ information coalIct MPA dlrector WiWam J. Murin .1 553-2021 Opal ...,;stratlon for the spriac _ is from 10 a.m to 7 p.m CIlI1'handa,. JalI 12, in MaiD PIaoe of \be WJIIie Libnr)'-Iaminc Center. Ranger needs newswriters II you would like your final check(s) rna led to you lend a wntten request to the Payroll OffIce 1. In the request Include your address and date at ch 2, Attached a self-addressed stamped envelope lOr ch check. Optional request forms avalable al the Un on Inlo Des and Payroll Office Quest ons1 Ca I 553·22 6 FINALS: I'LL DRI K TO THATI Speaker: Verrul Jensen W~,Dec.14 1:00 p.m. MoIn. III • f, .""". • WJr'~C~1u~b~E~v~e n!!!!!!t~s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!':'1 ~ iIIIlGD "., Interoational Student Organ- (ISO) ISO will be holding its bers. only. Members IS~la.m.inthestudentUnion.This a closed party for ASPA memcan bring a MOM & DA ... of !!!IIlester" meeting on Fri- rnaxtIJlWD of two guests. Admission *' Dec. 9 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. pnce IS $3 per person. which in- ,. 'lDISDOtional flim will be the cludes food and all drinks. Those .. of the meeting. Interested in attending can sign up Peer Support In Molinaro 353 before Dec. 16. For more information. see details on .. Support·s last meeting for sign-up sheet. _.-w will be held on Wed· ASPA's final meeting for this jIlIf. Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Moln. semester will be Monday. Dec. 12 i.., .. first baH of the meeting at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 128. 1IPI.business meeting, and the UW-PDT III'"of the meeting will feature The Parkslde Dart Team in con- • ..-ter Verna Jensen. director . • .... Community Alcohol and J~nction with the Student Organiza- ..... 8ervIce. She will be speaking tiona! Council. will be sponsoring a - tress f h lida d Toys for Kids Dance tonight. Dec . • !be s 0 0 ys. an . 8. in Union Square. The doors will _ related to the abuse of alco- ... ...,or drugs. Everyone is wei. open at 8 p.m., with the music _ to attend. Good luck with being provided by Sky High. a RaCIne-based country-rock band. - ASP A Admission to tonight's dance is a toy or two dollars. Bring a new or ASPA will hold a Christmas like-new toy and help the children PIrtJ Friday, Dec. 23 from 8 p.m. of Racine and Kenosha. Peer orientations CkieDtation sessions for incoming I'IIlIIde students age 23 and older 1III1Ie at 1 p.m. on Wednesday. lILli, and at 7 p.m. on Thursday, l& l2, bnth in Molinaro Hall ... III (the faculty lounge). 1111 .-ions are sponsored by Peer Support. a major organization of Parkside adult students. and will include infonnation on the university's academic programs as well as campus cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty. staff and continuing students will be on hand to answer questions. Professional modules 1-unlcation course Ieatur- ~tIons by local profesIIIiiiII ill journalism, public rela- ... -.I corporale-<:onsumer af· .... lIiII be offered at Parkside ...... • "modular" cop will meet ......, evoainp from 5:15 to 7:30 ............ Jan. 17 and ending AId Jl One academic credit will ....... upon successful com- ...... of the course, organized by _Hlcation instructor Judy PIp. 'I1Ie course can be audited (labD IlIr no credit) for abnut balf tltIIe IIOIDIal ~tion fee. Opoa ftlisiration for the spring -.. will be from 10 a.m. to 7 .... GIl 'l'bursday. Jan. 12, in Main "- of the Wyllie Library·Learn· "Center. TGpies and guest professionals, IIS-Gf wbom will present information and lead class discussions for two full sessions, are: -"Competing Creatively in the Racine Media Market," with Norman T. Monson, editor-publish« of the weekly Racine "Shoreline Leader" and lhe twice-monthly news magazine "Ra-SceDe." -"Marketing and Promotional Campaigns. to with Karen Bradley. director of public relations at St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha . -"The Press and the Public," with Waller Shirer, director of Partside's office of public information and community relations at the univenity. -"Consumer Alfain ...A Corporate Dialogue with COOsurne...... with Carol Hansen, director of the Consurner Service Center at S. C. Johnson & Son. Inc. For more infonnation call 553- 2561 or 553-2102. Thanks for giving AIloal 1.aoo lIOn-pertshable food at a reeeat dance to eolleet food for .... weiIhing a total of more than area farnilies. . .. lGIl .. contributed by 550 The food was gIVen to the Ra- ........ lludenta and theIr guests cine-Kenosba Co_uroty A~ AcencY. Inc. and was m tum distributed to 50 area families for the ThanksgIving holiday. The popular l""a1 r""k band ''Wally Cleaver" porformed at tIM! dance, IpODSOmI by the stIIdent Parkside Activities a-d (PAB). Geology Colloquium Dr. PIetcber DrIscoD, Dept. of ::J I inti and Applied ScI ...... , ~ will speak on the ::.:. the Effects of HJdroIogIe of lce-eored Mora1nes on Col Udwater Supply and Contaml- ..... Tllia GenJocy CoIIoquIlD .. be IleId on Friday. Dee.• at 1 .... 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"Technol- "'_ the Nuclear Age: Is 'Na- .. Security' Possihle?" 1ftPI, Iormer Director of Air r-Intelligence from 1971-1977, .. the current chairman of the c.JIlGD for Peace through Streng- .. feeII that national security is ....... "We have it now. we have .... It lor lhirty-seven years," " ... "In fact. it is the only ele- .. '" _ national foreign secudIr fOlleY, in my judgment. that .WllIbd." I $ said that he feels that the ... teleYision movie "The Day IiItIt' _ the study released by ad 8Ipn on the world aIter a nu- • war 1Iave increased the pubIe'IiDterest in survival after a nu- • war. "The emotional trauma 01 "TIle Day After" persuades .., that only a nuclear freeze will Ilap the iwo-fold madness. the first IIIoiIII to do with the view that life lIIIIr a nuclear exchange would be kIIIIb and shert-lived," he said. "8ecGadIy, the belief that mutual __ destruction (MAD) is just ..........." MIocates of MAD believe that the wa, to deter aggression is ...... offensive counterthreat of NlIIlatIon, which to both adversar- ...... be believable and horrible. "" ; •• that can kill millions. os- ....,_trIbule·to peace," Kee- .... "1OhIIe a defense against P:~b~ll~· C~fo~r~u~m~!!!!!e!!!!!x!!!!!a!!!!!m~i~n!!!!!e!!!!!s!!!!!n!!!!!U!!!!!!!!!!!!!C~le:a:r=a~~:ie"-=ex, Dei .......... by Karl Dixon these is co.nsidered as provocative and destabilizing." "Both of these views are rejected by the ~viet Union." Keegan continued. and have been from the outset of these discussions in the past twenty years. While the SoVIets tell peace .groups around the world that nuclear war is unthinkable, their plan to be able to wage. win and survive a nuclear war is rather impressive." Keegan feels that his country must end its distaste for building a defense against nuclear missiles and nuclear weapons. "Thus far • only Mr. Reagan has directly talten up this challenge," he said. "He has asked America to commit itself to the 'formidable technical task' of being able to destroy hallistic missiles." . • We are on the threshbold of the greatest revolution in the art of wadare in human history. Keegan declared. "By the years 1900-2000. . in my judgment. it will be possible to destroy every hostile nuclear weaPO.D fired at us," Keegan said, "and It should be equally possible for the Soviets to achieve such a capability." Keegan continued: "I also feel that it will be possible. 01· fensively, within the next two dec- •ates, to destroy every land, air and sea military target system on earth in minutes without nuclear weapons, but instead with precise. accurate laser weapons. t, These new developments. Keegan feels. will lead to an opportunity to eliminate the olfensive use of nuclear weapons on this "lilUe globe." "It invites an opportwJiIy through technology of this kind to "It occurred to me as I was lookIng at the snow and the stars toDight...that we may very well be the last generation to look at the earth through human eyes." -Richard Ringler Unplugging the holiday machine' c:.sIalIed from Pace • "'llnat. L WIIIl about St. NIcholas \eavilllillie lift In sboes outside the "-'daor? t.. about decorating the ells- cawCllllltmas In!e with food for "' ....... New Year's Day? t. Crutlen1u Ind popcorn ........ "'Iree? lQock!np _tile ......, ~ .. aIIoat aD Ad-.t CaJeDo -. AdilsIl Wratb? l ...,.....BIde ... -"1 calle. Put toeetbor a biC plIIIIe. 5. Read aloud "II. CbriJtnIU Carol," by Charles DIck_; '''I'IIe GIft of !be Maci," by o. a-,-; "II. CIIIId's ChrIstmas In Wiles," by Dylan 'l'bomaI; ond ••" ViIIt 110m St. NidloIis." by CIemeIIt Moore. 7. Gift each dllId aD .....- .-y 0Irlstmas. Alter readinI tIliI boot ond lat· inI !be 1eIt, I ha~ .-l.-ted ID)' -r priorities. I plan to .... !be BoIIdar fIodIe tIliI _ to line I 9fIr/ .,.n........ ond reIued ...,. . , .... adlieve sornethinI thai has _ existed ~ the US and the USSR-genwne equality," be said. Keegan has served in lour wars and declared that military leaden hate war. "My entire We has been dedicated to the prewnlion of war and !be concept of peace," be c0ntinued, "although as rational men and women. wo can argue about bow we get there from here." The peace movement. in this country. Keegan said. bas Soviet roots . "With Ibe belp 01 lbe weslern media and press. they have begIIn to lind this stralegy very promising,,' be said. Keegan resigned from his Pen· tagon position in 1977 "in disgust" beca .... his _lip about the Soviet threat were not beeded by the Carter administration. '·1 r~ slgned ID order to protest !be c0nSIStent lailure 01 the U.S g0vernment to address lbe realities of the (Soviell question." John Mearsheimer. a professor of political SCJerlCC at tho Um\·orslly of C1ucago, ~ recently published a book entitled uCoavoDlIouI !lder. rence,"and argued thai ibis IS where this country should be platIDg .ts emphasis. 'We ha e to pnonlize our military l:OIJUnjlmenU ID ligbt 01 a limiled amount of resour· ces." he SOld "The Reagan _ IStration's rbetoriC notwllhstanctme we don't have an endless amount of resources. such that we can Jalisfy aU military cornnutments." Beca.... Duclear saperiority can never really be attained, ear· sheimer leels _ COIMIlIionaI de- • "We are on the threshold of the greatest revolution in the art of warfare in human history." -George Keegan terrence sen... a more uoef8I purpose. "There is now nuclear eq ..... ity among the superpowers and the utility of nuclear power bas been greatly reduced." be said "Supen· CllltJila' .. ., ..... .., is much too spen:slft to Meanheimer lavon arms COIItrot for several reasollS- ,·It would .... tensions, open potilical dia!olue and decrease the chaD<e 01 war," be said 'We must come to some undentancIulc "'Ill !be So\iets before we blow ounems up , "II 0CtUred to me as I i0oi< IDg at the aad the tlan to- .1, 011 my way that may very be last lion to i0oi< at the euth lbroucb human eyes. said Ri<hard Rl Jer president of the Wi FA tors for ResponsI I) aad an EnPsb and Scancknav1an ICSpror..-at .~ RinIIer died a study and tile study by CMI • both prtdid enet _-u-ai. pohIicaI aad soc:iaI dIances aIler a _ war, as po '". !be cIeIft lor ....... -'- .. ""- 1be d: ' , ...... does reaIJy esIst "he ld The film • The Ooy Alta ' men- ..... Io-lli pnIood lor ... ...uty 01 a audear 10 till Amorir2n poopIe I doll t tbInk tIlat God I IInaI ualioB aI III and uur planet fa ~-. we destroy ouneIvts -_.---.._.-'".-_.-"_.__-----------~---:::=:==~-=--~----- New: classes for • sprmg semester What the Authorities uiouldti't tell you AI _ of you may, or conceivably may not. be _"'. tIlere was a slight power black-out last week ... _InWLLC. AI ILI£ is hardly the most important area of ..... 1was not surprised when the incident failed ..... l&Today. ...... IS.many students will be all to ready to III,., lbe trauma of Thursday afternoon wreaked .... the creat. world·famous registration system lit.tile pel 01' UW·P. IIIl11111e who swore and gnashed their teeth at the ... lIrmIDaIs while they waited to put their John .... GIl some of next semester's finest courses _"disappointed. There was to be no registra· .. ,.. 01the terminals in their positions was. in .... IIUt • crue1 joke on the part of somebody ~ . Registration had finished the day be- _llIeclricIty or not. there wasn't going to be any ........ GO that ominous Thursday. -. .. just IS well for some people. seeing as the t' ;1 plion bas since announced the inclusion of - __ for the spring semester. It,...11of you who have yet to register. here now .. _ JlIDre courses to choose from. Here is the "bthll a.a-Ilor A1aD E.GusldD Supplement to .. .... llemester TImetable. '1IllI1ir it CHI the New York Times best-seller list. ** •••• ** •• .... bl, EocUsb Uterature from 1066. a.... Spencer. Shakespeare, Milton and GoatbendIr FOCUIiIlC on the advances in literature and literary .,.. tbrooaOut the ages. From Chaucer's "Dick and _Go To Canterbury." to Millon's struggle with the ~ 01 !he adverb in his greatest teen romances. 1IIlr Sbabspeare was obsessed with the idea of the perfect bot fudge sundae and how this is renected in ....... Ipecla) emphasis oh Swift's "Nurse Edwards" se- .... pIas existentialism in Marlowe's "Dr. Faustus" .... 'EIl bot death, turkey." .., ., 410, _ent Pbllosopby. '\'be ~ctes the Stoics. the Skeptics and the JllrpIe Voles, ~ main philosophical contributiOn- 'elllll<ept 01 eternality in smoked oysters-has never ..., been fully understood. P!oto'. Creat ChaIn of Being contrasted with Aristot- \e'. Gnat UIe<! Chariot Dealership of Being. The role qf Ibeep In Epicurean philosophy and its dependence .. - aauee and a pleasant atmosphere. '\'be '1dea1' and 'Physical' compared and contrast",!' .., lbe Idea1 is better than the Physical. but doesn t .... eredIt WdI. What is Truth, how can we. know ~ IIIIl how can we sneak out lbe bld when the ....."l'"~. by John Kovalic Feature Editor Economics 245. Labor Law and Relatioas. The practical legal frameworlt of private sector labor relations. Why ending up like Jimmy Holla is undesirable, unless you are a communications major, AccounliDg 43%, Advuced Cost AC<OlIIIliac_ Capital budgeting, project selection. segment performance. transfer pricing and a whole bwIch of other real boring stuff. Prerequisites: Accounting I, Accounting Il, intermediate Accounting I, Intermediate AccounliDg Il, Cost Accounting, Advanced Accounting, Accounting Theory. Junior or senior status recommended-a mental disorder helpful. Comm. _. I ,_ l.r, ne ~ .. CC_.... The consequence of how we communieate for soU and others. The development of group interaction Why speakifII is a better mode 01 communicatiOn than, say. belching and how this fact has inlIuOl1Cedthe structure 01 alter- ;tinner convenation A systematic inquiry into the history of symbols and communication practices, Prerequisites: Basic and Advanced Gurgling. Intermediate Drooling and Advanced Grunting . Anthropology Zl1, RIUIWI Evol._ .... CulSl1ft. . Theoretical concepts of cultural systems and ana\y1is _ of social order. sex-role \r1UOIIIC and the bimbo Processes. structures and functions of society. AnaIy· sis 01 cultural change. Why some tribes smeU worse than others Psyrbology 101,Geaeral PS)'Cbology. Methods of studytng behaVIOr, lundamental facts and principles in major areas of psychotoeY Weirdos and who to look out for on the SU~W3)'S. . Social factors in attitude lormation Theones. mod· els and conceptions of personality and how to pidl up blondes in a slOgles bar. Why a 'sex Pistols' T-5Iwt IS an unfortunate choice for an mtervlew or a wak~ Recommended for psych majors and people who bolieve they are being followed by a giant sa\mOII PbIlosopby m. Metapbysl<s .... ~- Concentrating on the McTauarl 'l'lme-Une p1u'bophy' The 'A' series ('pas!,' 'present: 'future1, the B se~ ('earlier than: 'later than'). ~ ,the 'C' ...... ('the trousers will be ready Thursday. you said your busband wouJdn't be here until ... ·). . . Utilizing these perspectives. we wiU COIISider pro!>- lems such as "Is the future unreal?' 'Is there a 'lim ... • sion of time \eft out in its treatment by phJ'SICS1I 0. MinkowW Space Time)?' and "">: it is inadvisable to ask the lime from a taree man In a tuudo oamed 'Mauler' or 'Vito.' . • ........ _ ~ dIlatiall elAlso emphasis 011 time .---' lects at bi&b veIod?Ies. the AIIltrak limw" Theater ~~HoldMe" catches on ..., AU 01 ?be actanI __ won IOOd .... plaJed off .. _ well. 'f'omlac II-w • lheater 01 ibis kJDd IIld _ .. the p1a,es IIlIIIOd a bat. COlh_ won ..,..- .. t1IooIP ..... won dUhnIIl. there _ M!bloIlIS&eIeII or era ..'I1oe - \11II _ wry It topped fOtf}1llIllc off and addIlI .. tile elIl1d 01 III a --- 'I1oe eaatillI and !he lei weft ?be _ ilDpresIift up«IJ 01 tIM ..., IW&l 0.' _ u.-- Perfomw>ces at itllIlDIt:':~=~ lor areas. pm. Ili&bts. Jules Foilf .. 's "'Hold Me!" is all unusual play in that it ISD'I a play in !he traditional sense of !he word _.e' ,. __ .... It is a sones 01 v"ipetteS-5Ollle 01 ouo-aod each 01 ~ hIS __ lbinC to say about bumao oature 'I1oe scene is a _ waft DI&bt dub The studio is arn,.ed In !he rouod Wltb the .udMIl<e as part 01 the scenery. The acton a<trftIeS daoce and cavm arouDd !he studio as part 01 !be'-" The alldience cao abo bay beer or aoda sened by a ccd1aiI lfta 'I1oe lI<UD& ..-Nt is ID _ IaIoIllC mesh 01 claIf_ typeI .. people Ev..,ooe lD the -.paoy takes tums beiD& a certa1D _ Call IDetDIJen of "HeW !", PubI*', bI • d ... ",., _ ......... ho... • _ .. ... -Iel1,..... IAIt .-. - ~ ... OItII .. LIaM "- ,.. .. . ............... ,... _ FtWay, Doe. , Doe. 1 1Ile C 'd AlIa 1'Iloo7ft. McCartney , Yes: One out of two, ain't bad '" Juke Cbue .... the Ranger staff has IIIIIelJIlI! (a guppie) to do the ". : they got me. 'It Iwill be doing Win _ IIl/ own opinions not those .... BaDger staff. .... bas any comments or if ... " Je'lieWed an album you '-P:.Jb to see reviewed, just AlP JOur suggestions in the .... oIfke, addressed to me. • Iel's get this show on the .... the first review, Yes's ... ******** DII ....... bas been worth the ... fliDduCer Trevor Hom and .... bav, collaborated to _ 01the best albums I bave IillIIlIIIe last couple of months. ,.. tIIIfibasls of this album is on ........ vocals. On all the songs, ..... OOIIlethrough clearly and the harmony is done in Sucb a way that it sounds Uke one person is singing. The song that really shows off the background vocals is Leave 11. in whicb a 1950's style is used in thebackground vocals, along with the production technique of channeling the different voices through differ, ent speakers. It makes you feel that the group were standing around you and giving you your own private concert. Most of the album is done with this technique . IUke this album, except for one song-Cbanges. It sounds Uke they threw tbree ~ngs together and tried to make them into one song. I think that all this really needs is a stronger base line and it may not sound so lost. This is an album that must be added to your collection. Yes will be starting their tour in January 1984 and I strongly suggest that you go to see them. They put on a great show. ",P1larlst IJDda Black eDtertaiDed a Parkslde crowd Nov. 38 .. PAt'. CoB .... o,;.. series, 11 I. PAU L PIP E S McCA T E OF PEAC ******** -- Now for ID album that puts 00 a sbow of its own--Paul M<CartDey's uPipes of Peace." This album has ... purpose: to make money. This isn't ... of MeCartney's best albums. He does two trades with Michael Jacbon, wbidI is two too many . There are two SOIlgS that I did Uke. They are Sweetest Little SIlow IDd Average PetsoD . Sweetest LitOe SIlow has a good guitar introduction ODd il is ID upbeat song. It is the type of song thaI has a catchy melody ODd it makes you want to whistle ngbt a1oo&. A.....,. Persoo is reminiscenl of a couple of BeaUe soogs. That might be hecause George Martin is the producer and Ringo Starr happens to be playing drums on this album. There is one instrumental on the album called Hey, Hey. This could have been much beUer. '!'be tune iIsell is simplistic and much more could have been done with it I think that the talent of McCut· Dey has been wasled on this album. I realize, that Say, Say, Say is currenUy in the Top Ten, bul even on this song, McCutney doesn't really seem to have Ills beart ID It. _..-_- Kenosha Savings and Loan CHE:C In your choice Of TWO great accounts. • ay Brooks: freshman has competitive edge by Mort FeldmanD fir JI!IrlY basketbaU magazine, "..IIIarticle entitled "Freshtl Influence," which is an e of-the country's top coUefrom high school. . freshman point guard flIir BrooIls was not in that excluricle, but that has not bIm from making a strong III the Ranger basketbaU ~ doD' see many fresbroen ""'III bnmediate contribution to ..... bat Clay has reaUy done a _ jab," said head basketbaU .. a- Johnson. "I have a lot =",."..in him and I don't to use bini in the games." ...... behind two upperclass- !fII!IIo IeIIior Darryl Jackson and ..... lIUIler Dave Sergeant, hal fIIlIb"'n' and advantages. "The veterans help me out • lot," said the 6-2 Brooks. "They gJve me tips about game situations so I don't feel so much pressOl; COming into • game." Brooks may not feel any pressure. but the older players may sense the sound of fast footsteps behind them. "Clay is good to have beca use he pushes the veterans to do better," said Johnson. "It's a good competitive atmosphere." Born and raised in East Chicago, Indiana, Brooks was ready to pack his bags for Texas after earning All. Conference honors at Roosevelt High School. "I was recruited by Texas Tech in Lubbock. but they got another guy instead," he said. "so Icame up to visit Parkside and IIlked it." Parkside is taking • liking to ~ especiaUy after be shot • perfect 4-for-4 in hia lint coUece pille . "Most of lileIIo _ .. ,.,', said Ilroob, • bit • the IDlldest side. He aays be _ bis quiet de- _lnlm bis !alber. "My!alber Wrestlers contend inUW-MOpen ., Mart Feldman. grew, SO I decided to wait the year pIa<ed f-o. iD the I»poand cIasa Parklide wrestling team out." and Marl< 0ube7. abo • rust·year JIIlIl iD the UW-Whitewater Senior Dan Winter is also on the wrestler. look third in the tU- ·.1iIIIII1II iast Friday and SatOl- disabled list. He will be out until pound class. IIWIIilewater, but th!! Rangers January with a broken ankle . .. ..-rices ~f iIIe senior NAIA At Whitewater, Triton CoUege ~rieI!' Mike Muckerhe.de, the !iti~. UW '""1IIIlI ndsbIrt this year.. won c?mpe on. W~U. - .. ' .-. wh d'd t _ Whitewater second. Parkslde scor- •• • ......... 0 I no com ed 5 . Is' 'Isfifth Ia finish 11Wbitewater, is out with tom 1 pom m I p co I . . ill hia elbow, • problem Senior Mike Vania was champlOll was not serious. of the 1M-pound Weight class, while _, mueb when it happen- Matt Kluge placed third in the lie -.JeI, "But it grew and same weight. Freshman Dan Hall 11Ie Raacers will boot their _ meet, tbe Wisconsin CollegUte Open, Saturday. The meet will reature aD assortment of WiscoDsin stale schools and Illinois junior colI.....The tournament will start .t 9 am., with the finals starling about 6 pm., in the Pbysical Ed... - buIlcIiIICnger needs sportswriters Contact Pat Cumbie at Ranger, next to The Coffee Shoppe _1¥!··,·,·I,· ..,I{I·,·,·I,·,·,·liiliil,·,·,·!,·,I,···,I··"·!,,,·,,!·,·,·I· .!.!!l!. !!~~~~!!~!!!!~y~!!!!~~~~~!!!!!! lassified ads -~~.: ...;.,..................•. ..........•.•......••••...•....... -, .. : MORE bues and kisses- "-. 1Iae! Goiui together for- _M' _ U JI'LYNN, can I borrow It-IriIb body for a while? iii;! THE ~Ieon Waltz III at Jack I Christmas O'IIARA's neighborhood: ~ a belutiful day In tbe .. Dtck sEE Nub;. Claus at my IX-Mas Party, Dec. 10. BI Wiener, MInnIe, XMEETING Parkside Qub. Topic: "M, Scoon fIa!IMS the fiDe art of clutcb sbootinc, " : I hope It's not real Tumble. no ABE: The arass is. - .... eeDl!...:!ftpoor'COUlltry,. JILL ROCK: I've been tryinll t,o reach the beacb. Drowninc· JET SET: The name is Brad. Boy Blue. JILL ROCK. alias Jet set: The ~bIlities are endless ...! WaIBOY, YOU left your ~~ \asseS OD the slopes, r...... ¥::iP-O: Has Jesus left CbIcaCO yet? Boy. •...... Loc POP-O: AU I need an; _., -- a cool buz aDd I m fine. l:VE: YOU were great in the darkroOm Karen· MOtE: sOy GeofIe \oVeS you, too" I _, _ .. 'RANGER staff """"" ..... THEtbaDk KendY1's caad1es for to _ 'lives. ~ the b1lckODl tJWAFt:' LET'S aet to.e*w' ... Ca IU • fnaI Pace 1% the dark apin JOOII. PSGA DESERVES a COlIlpUleI' like NisoD des fa a pardoD~. BOY: NO, be's been waitillC for !be bus aD da)'. FraDL VENJSE: I'M slID boIdinI 0lIt0 C?stuffed bacc&-\trIut FespARUIDE S11JDENI'S: Wbat is Ibis fasc in tim witb stripes'~ CAlWCE: YOU .at I dIaft. Want a _ for Clltts-? PATI'Y: COIlE apin? ~ KAREN: I WIIIIl ,. In !be darVoolD. KmdJl u:NDYL: I waat ,., too. = ANYONE waat KeadJI ;a:;eit.e IIIl dMsIW ad .... _ wttII I .... Sparta iiii«'. IIIle jn mal. A ClB1aID teatun edila', ...u" dIdn·t soy • lot. IlOt ...... about slDff, but I doa't _ It • --" IIroob wwId rather u.e pia,.. style speak lor -. ... 100 Ilas set ....... IlimIeIf I_ to Iboat _ $5 per<eDl1lld IlopeIDIIy IloIp !be '- .. to the NAIA .. tiouI _ 3 d. ~ Cty. "r.. IlOl really .......... sIaoaIer; lifteeoI feft Is.. ' "y IDJ besI ~ I'"to _ the IllIt ....... ""- You ... ~ IDlIft ~ lor the ~ "If f bad • pro player Ie idolIIlfJ ....... it wwId be ... .IaMMa (of the Lao AaIeIea IAkenI Be .. tID It aD ' 4. '*'-L ....alii _ Be's&n-l" WlliIe _ DIIJ- _ -1Ireab, '.IIIIdiDI .... Ii& .. lie '1 lOt lolaof t -t," _ !be ,Ill' .,;. IIroab tIliIIb past " the PaItsIde PI » u.e aJIected the plaJOlL ..,.. _ !be IdIoal _ 100 lIooa. SaaIe poapIo ..... III Ilqot ...... PeapIe IIlIJ' a ............ tne- "' .. .--. 'S 1 __ ....... lIIiI ,.. 11 ....., a ....... ,r\oDcL "I r. ...., .. -.t, boll I lnIII ~ .. J t I ,...·.lola"'_ ... ; 5 u ." ... .... "But I 1_ ................. 1IlJ"'- ............ .,..... - .. .................... ...... ~~" I ....... : -_ ... ...... I 1Ilat'. a .... tilde. " Ranger needs sportswriters , 3 PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announc • I I i\ ,\ I I, II -~ STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPEC L Mon. Dec. 12 Thru WUCFlu ~-;~" CoIf .. Buy. Cup of eon.. Get • Coupon Good For A s.concI Cup of The leme SIn FREEl GOOD LUCK WITH EXA '. basketball au Claire dODlinates beaten streak to live as junior Chester Smith had a great night, leading ~ scorers With 25 points wbile pulling down 14 ~. • Jeff Dorschner, a 7-0 senior ..... ter, -,cored 19 and added 16 rebounds, a game high. The Rangers, now 3-2, were dominated on the boards all night surrendering a 45-18 edge, wbil~ pulling down only five offensive rebounds. "They pounded us on the boards," Johnson said. "They outhustled us and took the game right away from us." . , Senior Brian Diggins led Parkside with 17 points and sophomore Jay Rundles added 16. ~AIIi~At the beginning Parkside men's bas- _ Rees Johnson found in almost every posito a good recruiting - was painfully missFriday night as UW-Eau the Rangers 83-67 he- 'ty crowd of 2,500 at .ty Arena in Eau Claire. ..,missing a leader," John, ._ "We need someone to _ III al the woodwork to be ,..Jd like a guard, but it come off the bench." Ids stretched their unUW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Milwaukee School of Engineering Wednesday, Dec. 14 7:30 p.m. Phy Ed Center SIT'S BUCK NIGHT! All general admission seats only $1 , Plua post-game entertainmer;f A~.nl!:;r~~ Square-oreggae music by "GYPs.y-a . ."" your ",'idated basketball t,cketl "Eoa Cloire did I Iliains," JoImsoD rJ:' ooJy bad IIine sboIs III _, but be misled eorIy and !ned 10 aJIDO bacL" Eau Claire"s .\II-Distnc:t 14l\Wd TOOl SueIbJ. beId 10 ooJy lbrft points in the lint ball ..... 1 10 the pass and eDded lip with 14 .-. "They definitely bave a bett .. team than last year," JOhnsoD added. "But wbea they <UDe dotm lor the Classic. it Will be I differeDt ballpme.'· Eau Claire Will play Partside In the Ranger Classic January , and 4 in the Phy Ed buildulc IJ1D The two teams !pm their two pmes last year. - "Eau Claire IS a tough place 10 play in," Johnson commented f n bet they ba'en't lost more than 10 games in !oar yean up there. ' The Rangers took a qw and short-lived 1-0 lead 001 Jay Randle free throw. theu the Blugolds ent ou a 7-0 spurt. Parbide called Its first time out and was do"" 21-11 The Rangers closed to within live at 30-25, but a free throw IDlSS and a tumov er, and anolbe< Eau Claire lHl streak, and the BIUIOIds led It lbe balf 44-31 "I t.alIted about bemc more aggressive," said Jollnson about hi> halftime t.alIt "It came do_ to who wanted it more." At halItime. Eau Claire had a 17- 6 edge in rebounds, boiding Parbide to one off ..... ve board. e couldn't get the oecOIld sbot III game," JoImsou said. "We Deed 10' get menlll tough".... That's a big key to our team When we ha\. !hat we can get bett er," 10 the oecood ball. Eau Claire coasted through tholt o1most perfectly~ecuted off .... wbile IlaId109 lbe Rancen 10 at least • I$- point cushion EN: Womeldorf lPven the ........ VIIble task of guardinc the ....... foot Donchner, fouled out lb ~ 58 left In the _ 'Erik did • good job OIl bJm." <OI<h_ added "WbeD be stayed WIth 111m, be beld Ium UChL Dorscbner blo<ted Iwo PortsIde sbots ud pI-tmded two otheD. prurilllIis IUftlClh Ia the middle Tbe Roncen bead bIcI< 00 the rOld Friday .,"Inst OaUnd (Midup.) IJld Sliurdly It St Jnoel>b's a-I '"We ..... I Jot al wort to do." JobnoOCl said. h pve Ill. cbaIItDce 10 ploy - " "We _ the JDUiDp 01 I good tam. bolt we ..... ~.free 1hrDWS 10 wort 00. ADd wbea yoa ...,'t get 1M ... ill the -, lbeft·. DOt IIIlICIl yDII CIII do .. Tbe Ilqtft thea __ to l.Ice MihrI.... ScIIDaI al EncI- ..... OIlDet.I4. Support Parkside Athletics Pollard paints famous athletes ..,Mortr ........ Be'" en.... the Ia opons Irum ~~ J..s- to DC boIIlmIdAlfBe .... dill ortiIl 01 tIoe Mi!-'-"'. Ilnw- ... • tIoe IlIIdts ... the ... yws. Be .... drnll ooJy ClIle • '-' 18 bis eoreor - -PIrUIde Be Is KeDoIIo _ Geaqe fill. IonI. .-Ibis __ be DD ,.-.oItbe~_. . lIaII '-' GIl .. d1aIDc - ...... I'IlIsN Is ..". nptImidjr oboat WI _ ..... the CGIIoIl* fIIIb. be I .... produ<t. lie .... "'non _ II .-y <DlIoIa. ....... .....w I lIIis. "AI plies .. IlsIDe, ,. ....... lIoeny 10 Rocbe. 1M .... 1riIIl_" -...... '« 2' Pel- ..... -.It .. DIe Brews . .. '" ......... Be ..... ........... ' 'M""'" ......_-- "1 , .. MylIoIIlc18 1DOt· " lie ......- _ lIDt .....,.. ne_ .. .............. ..,.. ... ,..-tolll lib ....illeII -."PoIIInI .-eII~ ... ...a, .....,. IsS lie "" -'elJnr--plIIIIIo." dos6oI ....... "g". r. K \ .1Ioe1sS.... nr - --- --- I nan. Deceder', ltI3 'Letters to the EditorI· Music column discussed To \be !'.dIl« ......... Dt. to \be Iotest (1)0" II .... a( \be RaDc<L .... ore. lew ... «daM to be made all the "So 1\ Goea ' coluIIIn f'\nl a( all, U2 _er lI1lCW an .Ib.m tlltillod • Pornou.phy .. lboir 0Il1y three alb..... an "Boy," UCk:l ber," aDd. "v,u.·· In lhat order Fw1hermore. Paul 'dI<r lI\Oy _ caII<d 1\ q 15 Ib \be Jam. bal lie .... lID« lormed • IfOlJP ..... as \be Slylo CouD<il. lboir ..... Is beavllJ aoaJ..lDIIlIOIl<ed ...... \be "- • ''B<at SamllcIor Joe StrunuDer and Paul ......... are lhe only onl .... 1 mm,q mernb<n a( 'I'V CIasb aIIer bavinI receDlIy ~ Mid< Jooeo oul 01 \be FOUl'- Apputlllly his ..... (mlllicaJ or poIllieaJ') bad otrayod Inlm 1M poup. "'iP"! - or ~ "",.." Mid< Jooeo qaIclIy joined up wlib two lormer EnlIisII Ileal members and • poup QUod Gen ral Public IW - lormed FInally, .1 Is true that MTV COIllalns "Iarce amounts 01 sa and viol ,"bul more ImportallUy. il Is racist In 115 exclusion 01 black artIsU Escopl lor the overexposed Mkillaol __ and PrIDce 'I1deos. ...., artiIlI 'i '-I)' .-alii oft \be playllolo. MTV II • muItl-mil11oo doIIor buIiJ><:a I1ID by es«uUva ID lhree-piece owll I .-er tbou&ht tbat Iwould rome to llunl< 01 rid and roU and Ibe <stablisll· meat beillI _ and \be same. Jefl Vbca"l Feature Editor'. Note· Itbal* Mr. Iftoplc lor bio let- ... It clispiUffl \be rumor \bal aD Partside stud<DIs ore .palbeli<. U2 released "PomocraJIIly" as • UK a1bum • lew yean back. Js1and R«ordo bas yet 10 _ It ID \be US, lor reasons knoW1l only 10 tb<mseIves II coolalns material unavailablo oa any Americ:aD records 'I'V SIyIo CouD<il. wbile provid- ... ocaoioaaI -'" 01 briIlian«, 11M yel to ...... III ..... Ulity Two a( Wok'. lint three UK siDIJes (Loac. Hot Summer' and 'Moaey· Go-RoUDd'1 reIJ oa • moaoIooousIy repetitive c:!lonIs Istill mounI \be J_ 'I1lere _ • typo in tile par. 'IfapII COD<ffIIiD& tile Clasb. 'I'V aeale""e dllpuUq Ibe Clasb's "Metbod and Modus 0penDdi" sbouId bawe rae! • MesJlIe and Modus 0peraDdi." I llunl< tile SODt-. obould make some sort 01 _DOW. ADd while MTV is still racist •• 1 1east it is cl\angInI (albeit with the s~d 01 • crippled lortoise), M1Dority videos an slowly seeping iIllo \be prone programming bours. 0lM0usIy • m.ch closer 1oסi< needs to lie tUm. and • hlUe Vlewer ...-e cou1dD't burt • But I still object to \be Iarce amounts 01 gratuilous, grapbic ses and violen<e, depicted by many o[ the so·c.lled "He.vy Met.l" groups. W,lb the nwnber o[ cbi!· drea pirunc access to the statioll, I belJe-et that a more responsible prou.mminl ellorl sbo.ld be made. Students locked out(in?) After • recent PAD Colleebouse perfonnance in lbe Unioa Buaar, I discoVered an amazing f.cl-:the gate between the Union Bridge and Molinaro HaU IS locked at the strangesl (dwnbestl times. . . Since the campus is open until rrudnighl, I never figured !hat students wo.ld be barric.ded out of .. ther building. B.t, as many • prophet has said, .never assu· me anything....,.en that an open campus IS reaDy an open campus and tbat adults can teU time. r"e encountered the same locked siluation many times in the past, but never as early as 10:35, as was Ibis last time. Needless 10 say. [ became very perturbed .t this inconvenience. After all. the outside temperature was about 20 decrees and my winler coat was in the WLLC office-the one the locked gate kept me three buildings .... y!rom. I did what I bad 10 do-find somebody 10 .bitch at. Not kDowing esacUy which penple couldn't teU the lime correctly or know \be definition o~ "open campus," I tbouihl o[ Ibe perfect scapegoat [or such a situ- .tion-Security. Everybody blames them lor everyt1lIDg. so I figured tbal tIley must b.ve locked the gate . Aft ... calling Security lrom \be Union (using my fuUblown. pissed oil, nasty tone 01 voicel. I was told !hal an o/llcer would be rigbt there to open the lale. f returned. I ted as long as I wanted 10 (only four or five mID.t of course) and left to by 10 better my first nasty phone caU. BIll 011 Ibe way, I ran into somebody who is in the John Kn,-alic CODlDlittee . shortsighted To \be Edltor I bow a( at 1east ODe' dub aod maJor orpuualioo that .... cIeDled tbesr requesll to sponsor <DIs lor WIDt... Camival. \\by' Ilea-. \bey 1.1Ied 10 subnul lbeJr IfCistralion lorms on ov. 28 -WIDIer CamIvaI IS schtdu1td lor Feb. 13' CollI, Ibet an esteslded dead1IDe would ba .. IW1ed \be Wlnt ... Car· nival committee; aU \be estra papeswort. you know. 011 a campus where everyone SCftlilIIlS about \be student .pathy. it seems incrtd1b1y asuune to deay anyooe • _ 10 partiClpale ID an actIVJly desi&J>ed to promote student involvement by Ken M'eyer Editor Union·Know·How and I was lold !hat Union ....... sors are in charge of locking the gate. So, I turned.., wrath on Ihe lirst supervisor I encountered. He Aid be'd be right .p to lei me through. I returned, but bf then, a Security olficer was there because 01 IlI7 linl phone call. . Inwardly, IIe1l ashamed: it wasn'l Security .11allIL (I laler lound out thai almost ball 01 lbe Security olIIcers do indeed know how 10 [ell time and can deIiDe "open campus," but I guess Union supervisors _. long way to go to equal such knowledge.) And then • lew days later il dawned on me. '!be . Union supervisors are only lollowing orders from up .bove (no, nol Ibat high up). Their plan is two-fold. First, il wiU help with tho problem o[ st.dent retention. (Firsl the gate, aad then the doors and windows.) Second, they want 10 separate the serious drinkers Irom the serious studealJ, because the longer serious drinkers are locked ID tho Union, the less money the Union wiU lose Ibis year. Write a Letter to the Editor .... . . WRITERS Jamc,e Cbase, CuI CbemoaotI, Karl DixoD, Micbael Fircbow, Mary K.ddau. Bob lCiesUnl, KeacIyI-Marie LinD, Rid< Luebi'. RDbb1.Debr, .TlIIWbI~:,=:: Did: ObesbnIIler, Bill NIct Tllame, Sarah IJbIIc PHOTOGRAPHERS - ElcbhorD. Todd Herbst, PbiI JeIlusiU. 0- MeEvoJ, Masood _ fiq, Karell -. Gary -.. Ken Me, _ Edltor ... n Tun'delc:z N Eclltor JolIn Konlk: Future EcIIlor P_Cu_ SportaE_ MlchHl K_ _ Editor Andy lIuchenan B M8n8ller Cetllertne Ch8t(ee Adve",.1ng M8JI8lIer Jen WIcks Dlalril>utlon Me_ Pel Hen.18lt A Bu M8ft8llW • • ",....uy, December a, 1113 'WLLC blackout tout? Where were you when the lights. 'Yen . 'z ..... TwokI<kS News EdIW .... bide studmls _ left In lIledllltlorlboutHboUnOft Tbanday, Der. I. __ WU£ apao.ed • bIadaJUt. • 1lIe ......... was ca...... by • ......... tnmt- <OiL "Our JlIGIIIe __ -'inC ill_iundioD with • ~ CGlIIPIIIJ dledr;- .. tile !liP voIIaIe IJIIem 011 cam- ...... 'l1leJ bad to _1iR tile wlloIe bloildiaI lor • leW JDiDU\eS .- tbeJ tun>ed tile ..- IcIrlD« GIl _ 01 tile CIIIiII ......... out," said Jad< Dpdley. PlIJ*aI PlIat diI«IlIr • A_. ' _ ,...,. ...... ,_ .... -- Photos by Dave McEvoy I I EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR NEEDED United Counctl has a lull lIme staft position available for .n eJ<8Culivedirector Wllh budgeting and IiscaI man- .gemenl experoence. Applicanls musl have slrong leadership skills In order 10 efteclively direcl and chair commillee meetings. ThiS posilion ofters substantial sal8ry .nd benefl\S. 4)e.1II Ie Dec. "" pnftloll ..... bl. Iinm.dIalely ·uc _·,~ PIe nd ...... _ to Unlled Councl • ....._- r s ,-- WI 53703 • - • A trud_ wu borrOwed from "'1I<oMiII Electric power C , y. "",. tint ti~ _ d l!d aDd c:ouIdD'l "" .-.; ...."''1set tile ........ _ antiJ 'I '....",.rabid< JlIGIIIe aDd 1M"'_Ie Eledrie people waned aaIi1 7 a.m. Fridoy ....... ....I'll...... liDo," said DudleY. "I was ...., lmpi Cd'~ by \be way people bandItd \be IitualiOll. We didn'l receive any complainls. PoopIe only cal1ed to fmd oul when \be IiCbts would come bad on. We I'll poSIbVe altilud es lrom the stu' denis, bcully and stafl," Dudley added. ",. Litnry Learning Center was elosed aD day Thursday. Tables sel ... ia MaiD PIa<e beea/De a pseudo 1Ibnry lor students who wanled 10 study. Ollie.. in WLLC were closed most 01 the day. The Career Plannin& and P1acemenl secretary said sbe wenl borne becauseher leel ......, eotd, w1lile the Job Service penon and the division direetor sal by \be wiDcIows to do their wort. PSGA (Parbide Siudeni Governmenl Association) and the Ranger offices worted by candleliebl since oeither oIfiee bas outside wiDdows. "People took advantage 01 the dark llld slept 011 \be coudI and others went to \be UIliOII," said Jeanne IIDs*er-PbillipI, PSGA President. 'The CoUee Sboppe was able to eontiDue selling a limiled menu 01 rollee from thermoses, sweel rolls, donuts and cookies. "We used candles lor IiCbting and moved all the lood upstairs. Everyone who usuaDy eals in the Collee Shoppe earne to the cafeteria. We opened Union 104 and 106 for additional .-ullllll-"" ... YO\lIllAY NOT NEED ~~ /- UlI_ ..·8UT ,.,-. E36°c)~'Y• • •. -.n KENO· ,- ,.- w:~;~.~_~);:: Ph. 854-0241 ~ HourS: --'!-~~= .. _fit •• ·.:... Kenosha's Finest Rod P. Bruno, Owner dinning room .. seating," said 1'Il Nora, food service manager. The lemporary translolIII<I'lUll up outside by the north eM 0111IO library. Dudley said thai ParUide~ translonner has been sent out •• rebuill, which may take \110 dayllo two months. "t FIRST Ni\TlONAL B.tNK Of Kenosh. DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE IIlITO BliNK . 24.HOllR TfLUI BRISTOL LEi\Si\NT p,"IJIE SOMERS ....OHU .. nsl lifE -- • ftwd:ou fsmDi.LaIl A "Quark" of fate ....... Wi '. ,side _ • eoIIIIIII lIam -~--~ ...... AI" " tI. ewe:, .,.ell -.I __ .... ..-s PIlat- • ",oIcislJ 10 1Iw • pulled up .... lilt ....,w) -'1 FrldIJ ........IIlarled 10 mIbt 1Iw ... JBIIlIINdo 01 1Iw opentIoas ......... 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III prabt iIIIO 1Iw __ DIp 01 ..-. 'I1lt IdaoI portide .. <tla_ II· .. 1IeI. _ ~ tbt arouDd .. • cIrniIr t-' lour miltl ...-d- A IlrilII 01 ........... -.II 11 lett ........... tbt tn<t tbt ..- "-" -tilt portIdes 10 be IC' ClIIonted -will IoIIoor The bum II .«eler.ttd to ........ C>IlCbmc tbII 0/1iCbt it· ItIl By 1Iw tDd 0( Ibis procell -.II \JldMCIuII prGlOll will toke oaIJ tWfDlJ'.malhoDtbs of • second ( st<ODdsl 10 complttt • Ioar milt lip Al opetds au<b u IIleIt tbt IDIII 0( tbt portIdt ...n -.- '" • /odor 01 tOO. In IC' «lldoD<e .. til EImItin'I IIleocy 0( reIIli¥ltJ 0Ift tbt -.. bas ra<btd 1Iw cItsIrtd speoods It is lOIIlO'td from illoctIlt IIId is cIln<ttd to IIs IarItI IJInc It tilt tile! of IDOtht< tUDDtl. ..... Ktlal to the atttierator The \'ioIalI reu!tJo& coUisioOI art 'pboIoF>fbtd IIId stllClltd. yitIcIiDc tbt noaIII lbot old tbt FtrmiIab IdtDlilts in tbtir quest loe tbt IIItJmate pu1iclt Fermilab .... out ollbe iIlltmatioaaJ scent' loe a wbJle as It .... bttnC l'llOdtrni1td nus mocItroIzIbOn e<ml1tuted • plactmtlll 01 • se<ood. super<Ollductul& senes 01 ftllIDtI.s In lbe lour mil. loop Apart from lDCr9SlDC Ftrmilab's poltlltla1 mllln,lold tbt ..... amy abo .... some ~miIIioo In eltc· 1IIdIJ-·,...· 'I1lt lrIp, ..tlicb ..... sponoortd by Parksid.'s Pbl'sics club, lasltd roughly eiiht bo\ln By lb. end of Ibis time the nature 01 matter. 11 still mysterious. at leasl seemed more atttsSiblt over all FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY 50°/ UP TO /0 We buy aIr USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT ",QIIIM:II"I'-.r" __ TIM8DECo15 16 19 ·22 23 9:00 . 3:00 WHERB ALCOVE BESIDE : CAMPUS STOR • FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS 9:00 -4:30 9:00 - 3:00 9:00 - 7:00 !lANGJ:ll a - OM of \Ile more __ d1splaytn .neaded lut .... k.od·s Holid.y Arts/Crafts lair mysdf to lb. loliowlng: To remember those who truly ottd gilts, To express my love lor my lamily and friends ill more dirtct ways than presents, To rededicate myseU to the spiritual growth 0/ my lamily, To eumine my holiday activities in light of lbe true spirit of Christmas, To initiate one act 01 peac.making wilbill my circle of lamilies and friends, After reading lbe pledge. evaluate _t is important to you during lbe holiday season, This book provides help in the form 01 lboughtprovoking lests. One of lbe chapters in the book deals wilb "The Four Things Children Really Want lor Christmas," The authors maintain lbat children really want and need just lour basic It·s only 24 more day. until QIristmaS. Ho.. am 1tver going to bt ready lor Christmas? 1still have 10 study lor fmaJs, 1 still need to write two relearcb papers. I baveo't ."en btgun to do my QIristmaS shopping As 1 thought about the corning boliday season 1 ... odored bo.. 1 could make lbe boliday s.asoo moct pleasant and meaningflll to my cbildren. Can you break out of Ibis cyclt? One 01 lbe places that 1 lID starting is by ~ding the book UaphIc \Ile ClIrtstmas M_ by Jo Robmson and Jean Coppock staecbeIi. First you need to lake tbt Christmas pledge, 'I1lt BoIIc1Iy PIedg. BIM moe Ia tilt beauty IIId slmp1Jc. It)' 0( tbt boIIday _D, I commit Tel. (715) 845·2846 EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE .•• SKI RIB UNTAIN WEEKEND PACKAGE ,,,nUDES LIfT TICKETS AS lOW AS '5750* PER PERSON 8AS£D O"l DOUBLE OCCUPANCY 3 DAY MIDWEEK PACKAGE 1';cLUD£S LIfT TICKETS AS lOW AS '6975* PER PERSON BASED ON DOUBLE OCCUPANCY 8 Slopes. 2 Rope Tows, 2 T·Bars, 2 Chair lifts. lessons. Rental and lodging • IS OUNTAIN -~ 'Ql ,,'.-m"S1MllO For further information and reservations contact Box 387 Wausau. ·WI 54401 d ~ :==~~:.~••••••!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!""'!ii!"";-;; - ... D • .-a. diiJi. - 1,'- Drama J,)JmArtmen\. Many hands (and a comput~r) .......a e theater lights work ., ConI ........ an ....... .-d Ia mort IIIlI __ aopectI 01 -tdIJ III III Pu\slde. IlnmI ~ • , ".. " t, I\lr dl PAIl............ *but were afraid to ask ********** p.m. on Monday. and at 915 p.m. on Tuesday. '"'" p.rkside V,ind Enstmble .,nbe boIdin& • coacort tonighl .t ********** tbt CoInm Arts ,"""t.. AdmJssioo Do yoo need to gel into lbe spuit I door IS $\ lor siudents and 01 \be seasoo~ II so. "A Cbristmas ......,., 52 lor othen Carollt (G). should put you into il ********** Yoo can see llus oldie but goodie on Tuesday at 7 pm. lJ1 lbe Uoion CInema. Spansored by PAR • y. Soda1 Science Round Table eoo<ern itselJ ,.,lb "Re.. ********** C.. •• Fo .. ip PoUt): "'ute,or 8appnt'd1O e-ta.iArno!'Dt"!" Wednesday's activities mclude a Presented bY Prol iIbe Curtis. free coo<ert leaturing lbe Wind En· f_ procnm will take pIxe .1 semble. This concert will lake place ooon III l!1IIOIl I lJ1 !IIaIll Place .1 \ p.m. ********** ********** oaday, the Parkside And last, but ootleast. lbere will Cllo<aIe Clwnbe< SiDgen WIll be a daDce Wednesday lJ1 \be Union preoIll a procnm of cboraI mllSl< Squore .. Ieatunng "Gypsy FarL" .1 I pm. III Main PIa<:e It'. lree A_ to lbe dance is lree and IIwill make • I\IC1! break lD a WlIb your baskelbal\ tidet Span· __ Monday sored by Student We. ********** ********** AllOlber lreebte 01 tbt ...... is That does it lor llus week. Tune the Union's ,1deo. This week's IS III _ lime lor more IIID activiti .. ,.Mr IW\," ODdwill be .-.. .t I .. "Week lithe PaIi," Jl*V ...... II h "As fir • I _. It's tbt oaIJ ~ ... 01 Its kiDd ID tbt tbtal« yet. wbtft the7 ..... ~ <UIIlpul« IIld Ibty Illleriace them 10 ,.,.. .... "'" 1i&bts 011 them '1bls IS • stancIanI Apple IlE tOrIIpulef ' said Scboe<1oII, "and au I bappem is \be disIt is used to set il up to run \be bgh lust \ike • standard soil disIt And lbtD lbere lit ....... 01 cimaI boards lD tbt baek thai plUl lD to provide tbt inlonnauon t<Hht .--. tIlIt lie 011 the 1l&blillC .,-... Tbtre _ many IDOl lor • comput« III 1l&b1llll that <Ould DOt pasubIy be dont manually lDtnate JooPnI. croaIad1nc IIIlI _ .- ,parti<UIar SUles 01 wbtft the lIP" lit SIItinC at Ittf parti<uIar umel _ the bieaest ad- -taaea It aIIO is bolter In that you <aD msert up to teo cues be- _ Illy _ .. number rut. SIIICt \be compul .. IS lD baSIc 1aJlCUICt. That IS -.etJunc \bat could DOt be dont WlIb any nth.. system. It takes a lot 01 ume to design and recoed au 01 the bghting cues """ 0kbY ... die Apple D E, lor each sIlow. For Hold Me about .cl or 50 boon ..,., spent wortlDg on rec:ord1ni cues· '"'" bghting operator', job is to run the board during Ibe sIlow and aIIO to recoed \be cues Thell&htilli design" telb \be operator wbat Everything you always wanted to know about Parkside * Park cbarUltl and level he ...ants and wbat 10 record. And electricians belp set up Ibe tights, Scboeooll said. "This computer IS completely accessible to lighting studeots who are ...orlting on a silo.... Only about live or six people ImoW how to run it so lar. because it lakes a little lime to learn, _ "One 01 the nice things about tilt drama program here is \bat you get a cbance to do llus Itlnd 01 thIncwork on the computer or sound," added Schoenoll. "In larger sd100Ia you'd bave to be • grad studtlll to do this." Y-fk) -w--- c Russia's revenge: swift and merciless ., RkkIM* TlllIae ol.. wIlo suniwd. ~ ftIIIbor lint will bold I opeodoI '. It _ .. elWIII* olllle ........ itIllIt _ ol lIle bmun splrlt. It Ibowo!d !bit. DO motter wIlIt lIle ocMnlly. _Ie COD 1m IOlIM! lleIIlbIoII<e 01 I normaJ We. People welt throUJb tbeir llSIIa1 terIa 01 daily ...,,11. Of coww, lbere were tbose wIlo took _ lIJe 01 the Iltu1tion 1'llen _ 1ooIiaJ. piIIIJlDJ IIId __ Ibeml-. wbicb I WIll DOt -.. 110ft due to my impeccable lisle. Sulfa It to DY tbll. If I bIcI my WlY. lbeR people woaId be IboIID lIle oct (DO JIUD lit- -I Yes. De<ember flnt will Uve foreft( In our nunds It ..... on Ott\lt. -.. !bit will blunt me forrYtl'. But It least we cln teD oar JI'IIIdcbIIdreI thot they were hdy DOt to bIYe been I port 01 •.~ o-t WLLC BIIdtouI of IlIlI3! 'l'be rusons for the bIa<kout ore DOt enlirely clear. boweoer m· deDce points to the Soviet Union I ...... w"""",.ed proof thai the """.-lilKionMlof power .... in direct relIIiIlion lor lIle bannIn& of Soviet dIpIamots IIId journalists from RadDe IIId Kl!I'IOIbIcounties. ~ Russians ore IIIC'Y thot, IS a ...wt 01 Ibis bin. they will not be Ible to Illelld Sllmon·a-Roma. Cobo-ramo IIId the intemalionaUy ICclaimI!d IIId mud> beloved Kraut Festivil ~ Soviet agents decided to inlomIpl power aDd chsrupt the great Ameri<:aD educllJona1 system. By lIle lime they reoIizI!d that this ..... I'Irbide they were lIIkinc Ibout. it _100 late. 'l'be deed was dolle. III my CJIliIlion. our retribntion sbouJd be SWIft aDd devostoting. We should toilet-paper Red Square. sbort-5!leel Andropov's bed, or sUp Gromyto a dribble glass. The lime is now! We must bolt Ibis Soviet ocgreslion IIld If we must raort to desperote masures. so be It. •••••••••• The long-standing undeclared war between Rocine and Kenosha erupted into fuD-fll!dged combat today with a sneak atlack on HorUc:t IlltemationaJ Airport. Several Piper Cubs were damag. ed as weD as a Cessuo 174. ~ Air Coupe. _ unburt. This Ii< strike ICCOIIIpanied by I crouDd ult on the beadquarters 01 the Rocine Morines. Several marines were killed. and mlDy injured. As lIle attock began. S. C. Johnson took off in ms Leu (DO ....... tion) Jet. This jet is equipped as an aerial command station. from wbldI Mr. Johnson will coordinate lIle retaliatory barrage. The I.... sions, wbicb has been escalating for yellS, finaDy come to a head with lIle discovery that Kenosha had deployed nuclear warheads in Som· en. Let us pray for a swift end to this borrible war. God is on our side. aDd. with His help, Rocine wiD drive badt to the invIding beathen board, alld peace wiD be restored to this. the cradle of civilization. Once Ober Easy To ave and to have not (or, not to have had not) Whal is a ha"e' Someone who has more than a have nol Whal is a hive not? A hav~ not is someone with hltle compared to a have. HIves ahiaY' want to get more ODd have DOts wont to have aU they con get. Having is a successful get. GetIiDJ is I sucxessfuI WlIJIl. GetliDJ is directly ..... ted to having. lllves get what they WlIJIl. Have nols do not get wIlIt lIle haves bove. 111... by DOl ~ as IIIIICb. bIYe DOts ore plocl!d in a paoIIIaa 01 __ _ WIIItIDC is I dllrlCterillic ol baIIl U- ODd bove DOlI. 1Ioves ....-.e nols IIWIys _ more. but CIIIIy lIle boves get wbIl they WIIIL ne bIwe nols _ ..... ..., "''1 lit. "'*" II wbIl tile .... -.e. Orillr. ...................... ...................... .. ol ~.ne ....... woaId 111 ....... ..... _ol ...,bne. -.Ftne; " 11 ....... :_ I .... DOt...... :' eC Jonr, \ . ,....... status. survive in a have world? It depends on whal tjley want. If they want more than the can have. these former have nots could gel what they don·t want Haves becoming have nots IS certainly not whal they wanl Such a want IS not one to have. Getling wIlIt they have IS haD the battle. 'l'be _ haD is gelling more. Los· ing what they have is lite have nots receivinI twice as mud> as they bIYe. but in reverse. HIves do not want to be have DOlI. n lites too mud> gelling to be I bIYe. To a have. a have not is _ with so mud> .... than -liDC is somethin& lIley have to do. Hafts do DOl have to want. bul lIleJ do. 1brouIh lIle process of JllUing. U- bec:Ome immune to DOt -'inJ. So they keep wanting IIld JllUing and bIving. Oa lIle allier bIIId. bove DOts _ to be bIves. To I ...... DOl. till ... 10 be I ........ is lIron&er ... I bove DOt WIDliDJ III be I -.e DOt.Tbey WIIIL but they don't Jilt 10 tlIIy doD'I bIYe. have what they have. When they want, haves will have a go at getling anything, but they don't need as much. The fear of getling too much is never present in- a have not. Not having in the first place is impetus enougb to gel something. Anything. Everything. Now. the thing Ihat bothers haves is losing their wants to the have DOts. Haves have what the have DOts want. The have nots want wIlIt lIle haves have. If have nots get what the haves have. then the wantin& in haves rouId reduce their getting. BuI, as explained above. haves CIDnol have not wanting. What bolben have DOts is aD lIle getting 01 the ha.... Haves aDd bIYe DOts will sometimes have tile same __ but getting is only JOl• ten by lIle boves. lllve DOts need _ 6ecouse 01 their not getlIDg. HoviDC is I bove not'. dranI . Not ....... is I ........1IiJblmore . .. ....... '" .- '.::bYJL~ Students cop-out by Nick Tbome Iwas walking down the hall towlrd the newspaper ollice the other day when I noticed these multicolored barrels in the many IocItiQnS along my route. A. I was passing nne of the brigbt barrels. a highly educated college student dropped a large Cote glass into the eentainer. That highly educaled student filled to read the sign above the barrel that said: "To the children of RociDe and Kenosha. From the students al Parkside. II ~ conlained was intended as a drop-off point for the Student Orga' nizalJona1 Council's Toys for Kids program. not a refuse coDecting point. How would you like to get .. empty Coke cup for Chrisbnas? Parltside students sbould leel shame and guilt! Do you feel bad? Good. now do something to c1..... your soul. Attend tonight's Toysf • Kids Dance, The doors to Union Square -m open at 8 p.m. Admission to !be dance is a toy or two doUan. N0nstudents are welcome. The mualt wiD be provided hy sty High, a Racine-based country rock baIId. H you can't attend the dance you can stiD cl...... your soul Fi day by dropping a toy into one of the barrels. However, Friday is !be last day for you to give. The toys don·t have to be new. but thty sbould be nice. PI ..... no Bags '0 BroIten Glass. . THE TOP 10 BEST-SEUING ALBUMS AND SINGLES AND TBB TOP 10 WORST-SEUlNG SINGLES. ACCORDING TO CASHBOX. TOP TEN ALBUMS I) SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER-SOUNDTRACK 1977 2) RUMOURS-FLEETWOOD MAC 1977 3) THRILLER-MICHAEL JACKSON 1983 4) SYNCRONcrrY (SO FAR)-THE POLICE 1983 5) BUSINESS AS USUAL-MEN AT WORK 1982 6) ABBEY ROAD-THE BEATLES 1969 7) SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND-THE BEATLES 1967 8) 52ND STREET-BILLY JOEL 1978 9) WooDSTOCK-SOUNDTRACK 1968 10) TATI'OO YOU-THE ROLLING STONES 1982 BEST SINGLES I) CHERRY PINK AND APPLE BLOSSOM WlllTE-PEREZ PRADO 1961 2) PHYSICAL--{)LlVlA NEWTON-JOHN 1982 3) BETI'E DAVIS EVES-KIM CARNES 1981 4) ENDLESS LOVE-DIANA ROSS & LIONEL RITCHIE 1981 5) THE TWIST-aIUBBY CHECKER 1960 & 1962 6) BILLIE JEAN-MICHAEL JACKSON 1983 7) EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE-THE POLICE 1983 8) HEY JUDE-THE BEATLES 1968 9) PLEASE MR. POSTMAN-THE CARPENTERS 1977 • 10) (I CAN'T GET NO) SATISFACTION-ROLLING STONES 1965 WORST SINGLES I) OH MY MY-THE MONKEES 1970 2) SIE LIEBT DIC'I' (SHE LOVES YOU)- THE BEA TLES 1964 3) I'M RAPPY JUST TO DANCE wrm YOUTHE BEATLES 1964 4) SOFl'LY. AS I LEAVE YOU-ELVIS PRESLEY lJ77 51 IT'S ONt Y MAKE BELIEVE-GLEN CAMPBELL 1971 51 ISLANDS OF LOST SOULS-BLONDIE IlII2 7) TlIANK YOU GIRL-THE BEATLES 11M I) THOSE GOOD OLD DREAMS-THE CARPENTERs 11111 tITHE ELVlS MEDLEY-ELVIS PRESLEY 11112 _ __ It_I_A_DA...Y.....IJ.'l_THE........ I_JPE.,;....THE-..;.;.BEA,;.;,.:n..:.ES.;,;.,I;;,.;...__ ,..JI. . ........................................ .2 22SiS), Mias, 0, lAS ....... - - :-:.: :.: ~...............•.•.................... '. -:-:.-.:.:--.;.'-:.:.:-:- -:-:':'.-:':';';':-:'.':' :.:.: :-.";':.:.:.: ..'...•...•. - -.......•.....•.....•.-.- -...•.•....... '.' :.:.: .•.•.••.•........•.•., ."..: . ............•..•• ;;•..•............ ..........:.:-:-:.:.:.:-:..:.:-:.:.:-:....... i: Classified ads -;-.. ······.·.·.·.·s.·.·.·.·.·.·.········ ..........:-::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: , ···m Wanted ROOM MATE wanted to share IIOlth Racine Flat. 59614 or 632-4045. ORGANIZED GROUP or individual to promote nwnber one Spring Break trip to Daytona Beach. If you are interested, please call (414) 781~SS IM- .MEDIATELY, or write: Designen of Travel, 402S N. 124th St., Brookfield WI 5300S. REWARD: Free Spring Break trip to Daytona Beach plus commission money. Services Offered TYPING--eoMPOSlTION, researcb and term papers, resumes, correspondence. Fast and dependable. Reasonable rates. Marilyn Elicheck, 862- 2290. Wild Life •• TIJO ~€ rJIr/teRS SHoT POW~!.. A c~ 1301\'\& ~1Pf'€D i!H10V(,.~PI€" ClOU,->· Tow>.) ARffA !.. , \ I J!fT£R ALl:r/iESE. .:.,-" c :.;.:.;.;.;.;.:.' •....•....•.••••• ,;. ..:.:.:.:.:.;:.:.:-..:.; :.: :.; : :..,.! .·i·i·.·... • ................ ~ '.' .. :._.t.;.,.. -.._ :.·.-_·_·.·.··· . Personals LORI E.: I love you. Greg .: PATTY: TIlE things you eat are mighty strange. (Is it against the law?) Do you cook them on the range or do you eat tbem raw? Burma Shave. COMING SOON: Cwnbie's Kitchen . KENDYL: KAREN wants to see you in the darkroom. PATTY: IF you keep it up, I'm goang to get a swelled head. rl TALLENT GALS: Too cold for picnic. How about wienie roast? PEON: YOU have to clean up the next elevator "dump." KIFF: I want your body ...your mind ..your bank account. BJ KAY: I still love you. Beej. PATTY: WE wondered why Joe hadn't left you yet. jk, cc & rl. P A.TTY: WHAT you eat is yOUl' ." BNo ISRI\Et.. ilIRE:'lrENS MoRE" AI!1~Ij(ES IN ReTIH-I~nOtJ. ) 1/,. All in the Faculty f/~~f. yE."p.s 0 F AciAl~", DEVOTION, I 0 D£SE /'tv!. A UTTUl. L-::=' l? CoNs /1) £Oil," /otl... I V£ I3E~1'lUE~l!. Fol4 'fov! l'vl! N£LF'1l0 'Iou AJ.L. AI..cwC,f' R£HEMGEll. Wtlo IT w~sWHo PI/I' '(ollTtlllo~H M I.\)I c:Al- 5cJlOol.? ITWAS~ ITAAti WHO!'·'---.J by John Kovalic r-----.:.......---. own business. jk, rl. PATTY: I know what you're after. You can't have it, but you can borrow it whenever you want. V.F.C.A.H., R.L. JOHN: I'VE missed seeing you on the bus. Robun. LEFI'Y: IT'S only fun when it's hard, but half the fun is getting there. AnDgo. MICHELE: HOPEFULLY your bliss will be pennanent. Amigo. BOB, CANDLES, incense, champagne and grey flannel; it's a night in heaven. C.A.B. SIGN UP now, Larry's Bigfoot Safari. Limited seating available. GLEN M.: Next time we go away for the weekend, don't leave your little red bikinis in our bathroom. DUSTY: CENTRALLY located sin-infested street corner needed, Manic Billy. BIG JOHN: It will be cold JanII",!> 1l!/ITS Tlte- IVe;W S no", Bclll:or. \ uary in Sherwood while you're on crusade. Maid Marian. KATE: WANNA manage my ads?? John. . KENDYL: EVER heard the phrase, "If'you had balf a brain, you'd be dangerous?" No need to worry. You're a very safe penon. JlLLROCK: (AUAS Jet Set): I want to grease down and slide all over your body like a snake. ZZ HEY KRISTEN: Read Greg's. Pass it on, ZZ BOOGIE WOOGIE all night long. Blow your ZZ. The eliminators. BABE: INCENSE, incense, champagne and grey flannel. A night in heaven. Sputz. SCRUFFY: LOVE and trust work together and I need both! Don't be insecure-you're mine forever. I love you!! Always, OF'F .(..1AL. ,•.•uut 01'"lit!!' I"'" S""'ME"R o~~,.p" 611""'...., your little snow bunny. TJ, M-W·F don't seem that bad anymore. Keep those champagne lips in order, suck face. MATTIlEW, HOW does third floor library sound? HP KURT: DOES a calm person like you share? Hoping!! Conllnued on Page 13" !Pi -v--J.I Ir (lJlbr Pwffl P!Joppr '-~ I PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:00 pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm jnt Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocol ate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Carl bbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Pea nuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunil ower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins . • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked- Almonds whole .SPECIAL WEEK OF DEC. 12TH 25% OFF CINNAMON BWs - t t. •• GO ---- _.- --- Parkside food Service at The ParksidC! Union , ., invite you to attend.•• UW-PARKSIDE'S ANNUAL CHmS SPARlY THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 - 11:00 am-l:00 pm UNION DINING ROOM • FREE COOKIES, CAKE, COFFEE & PuNCH PLUS ...SPECIAL CHRISTMAS DINNER , . • CARVED BAKED HAM WITH FRUIT SAUCE • ESCALLOPED OR SWEET POTATOES • ASPARAGUS SPEARS OR CAULIFLOWER • SPICED CRABAPPLE • GINGERBREAD & WHIPPED TOPPING • COMPLIMENTARY WINE OR PUNCH Only 5289 MERRY , -"'"CHRISTMAS ~ ......~~ and a HAPPY NEW YEARl . ---. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 13, December 8, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dear Santa - please bring me... Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UDivenity of WJseewI'-Pu' '11 .--.~--'-. , , '''''." -"<"',\. , ,..". n I '..~r, '.\ \;:.: ; ".,'\.\'\ '~\''./ ,I. '\.. \,' . ! \ -e-, ••\ Y , -, ",t " " -,,---":.,.. ...' . <.,---=-- ..... ---"""",,, ,."",c.~"'Y'Z-?' '~'>"A~. ,/.f .' 7,..., , ..../77/' / ,.,//»«./ff I. I .../1' ~/ { /'': t7 I ! ··/t: /: htli ., It'-i~--\I. .- I!, , I vi, lV/' I L/ Ivv i)~·./L{ I i , I l "'(.. j: 1 r o \. \. ", '\J'>~,. '. ---- .. The year in review: GOVERNOREARL SIGNS INTO LAW A BILL WHICH, DUE TO A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR, RAISES THE DRINKING AGE TO 119. • '8~@~~ ·"fl •••••• , OJ ••••• f"" .,,."\ il,I",.,."· ... .. . . I 11Na...,. Dt: , IS, IIG by Paul Berge We apolo&ize tor u,'s empty space. Wt '- dis<.o'vered that the ed· itorial cartoon slated to be run here, about the Hitler diarle$J ¥o1l5 a forgery. RITA? I'M SORRY, SIR. WE. HAD TO SUSPEND MISS LAVELLE ... vi'" (J.nueA's ENVIRONMEtlTAL PRQSlITl1T~1)' AGENCY ~w /, \' - ,... ~ - ,Nehr x-student, current prof by Jeaale TuDklelcz News Editor I t.~_ plans to leave - to _ "'" lor • job -a ~.' '!be UW oyst.... Ilu IndiIloaaIJy been a ""'Y hip qualily InstitUllou IIld I <OfUin1y don t want to ... an unlon\lJlllte policy, II lar II SIIaty coos, ,nn......,.. 1M quality 01 1M lIIlJversoly. Despite poopIe SlY1DI that this Isn't 1M I reaDy think that It Is 1M " w 5lmoed thai he I 1M UW trend IS not headinc Ul \be rigbt d1r0<'ti0n "People don't WI/It to make a hUle sacrifice to work I • teacller. you start to woader " fie. u1ly en masse wiD start to bail out I don 'I think that will bappen IIld I hope that 'I won I bappen But I would bke to see thelegisL>ture y that edu<aUOlH Is lmpor1allt IIld that IMy do 1nIlI to r rd I"""". en." he said Portside's physics departmenl Will be ollmlll I... leftS' COUl1eS ... t semesler. due to ·w· ...... IIlg IIld Been Creenbown, ph prolessor servilll as I<'tilll ' ~ chanrellor. ThIS luoUon IS tempo. rary. howO'er, ac<ordlllg to. dIr What does the luture hold lor Nebr' "I'm not qwo! what the lar future Will b'lllg Eventually ( would perbaps like to gel Into teadulll-ma)be wben ( can allord Il'· Some Parkside students may ..... aspirations to one day be a professor at a university, but few lind themselves in their own back yards, Jeff Nebr, Parkside physics professor, was an exception to this nd....for a while. Nehr was raised in Kenosha and atlellded Parkside from 1973 to (975 where he double-majored in mathematics and physics. He also """t a year student teaching in KeIIOIha schools in order to obtain his education certifications. He said lIIat the furthest he has lived from Kencoha was in Madison, where he attended graduate school. For the past three and a half ,.an, Nebr has taught physics at bit alma mater. "When I lirst came (to Parkside to teach), it was a little bit strange; after all, you're colleagues with the people who taught you not that lIlIIIy years before," said Nebr. The transition Irom student to laaI1ty member was easy for Nehr because be had worked closely with bII professors while he was a ,student. "Tbe faculty here is very lrieDdly, so they certainly didn't "Tb. ' ere s no way that academic life can compete with industry in salary rates. " -Jeff Nehr make the transition difficult for me ... onee Iadjusted to the new situation, there was no problem with anyone else adjusting to it." Nebr feels that Parkside has a fine environment and it has been very good to him, But sometimes in one's career, opportunities are presented that can't be passed by: next month Nebr will leave for Colorado to begin his new career with Rockwell International. Nehr's main motivations for making the move are greater financial and career opportunities. "There's no way that academic life can compete with industry in salary rates, Also, my position here is terminal, whereas in industry you can change your focus and work on dilferent things. and you have the opportunity to move into management," said Nehr. He feels that rndustry is inspiring people to grow professionally and to lake on more responsibilities. Those who make professional improvements are r~ warded by moving up the salary scale and achieving greater influence within the company_ • Nw expressed concern for the Mure of the UW system, due to lbe current faculty pay lreeze and foreseeable minimal salary increases. "The way Ilook at rt, when you hoil it down to essentials a university is its anstrucUonal facully and unless you can keep and rrwnlaln a high quality, very enthusiastic, ..,. teresting, ,ital faculty, you don't really have a good urn"ersJly," said Nw. "My concern is that by this sa1ary freeze this )'ear and a "ery mirumal salary increase next year. you're telling (faculty) 'you can get by on what we give you' 'ersus 'we , Club Events , Shuttle service Social Science Roundtable Reagan's foreign policy is to retain pride Parkside students should remember that Security is operating _ ".". shuttle service from Tallent Hall to lbe main huilding, The van makes its route from Tallent to the Union and around the Inner Loop Road every ten minutes from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m, Bolb Kenosha and Racine buses also offer ".". shuttle service duro ing their routes, • The shuttle service will rUD throughout finals, so if you bave to park in Tallent Hall, don't freeze your butt off-use the shume! UWPDT semester knowing you will have a boring break. Since the dart team leadership IIa not yet determined the time IDd Ioo_Uon of tbeir Christmas JlU'l1. all members must come to the meetln£ on Friday, Dec, 16 at I p.m. In the Recreation Center, We lIiIl have decided hy then where, wlIen and Why lbe Christmas party lIiIl be. (Fe, fi, fo, fum.) This is the • meeting Df the semester, so if ,.. don't show up. you're out of Iadt. But don't forget us next 1lIDeIter. The UWPDT leadership Itself has ~ several changes, At last .... meeting, presideDt Chris PSES PIppe - impeacbed aDd then apo JICIiDted King, IDaking the UWPDT The Wisconsin Society 01 Prolesaae 01 the lew constitutional mon- sional Engineers-Soulheast Chapter IrdIIes In the country. Also, Marge Is boldilll a joint meeting with the IlIIba IIld Bob Kiesling have trad- Parkside Society 01 Engtlleenng III lobs IIld are DOWPubllc Rela. Science on Jan. 19 at 6:30 p.m. The tIaaa director and vice president, event will include computer ""!JectIveIy. demonstratons'boraa lourtory0Scifthe ~ AI the meeting we will also be neering and La, ence ........... ideas lor team shirts and c.lities and dinner, Reservations - .......... during break and next are requested by Jan. 13, For more __ or. Come one, come all, informatioD. contact Tun Samplca lIIme...,.., or suffer untU next at 6lH-5294. I****************~ ir The students of •• * : Dr. Behzad S. Samlml ~ ir thank him 'or his contributions ~o the In- * ~ dustrlal and Environmental ':fyglene.Pro- * 'l' gram at Parkside and wish him continued "'-- • successat tills new appointment. .... \••**************, SNAP·UWM The Student Nurses Association Parkside-UW.Milwaukee will be going Christmas caroling at local hospitals on Thursday, Dec, 15. We would like to invite everyone at Parkside to join us in spreadini. ChrIstmas cheer. We Will meet at Tallent Hall at 3:30 p,m. on Thurs· day, We would also like to wisb everyone lbe best 01 luck on finals and a very Merry Christmas, by Karl DUo_ keep Western Europe 1_ of COlltzol lJIroueb e<ODOmIc, poll '!be loreign policy of the Reagan and rruhtary _. SlId Curtis It administraUon IS best descnbed as retIWDed unlJl lbe earl, 1'70'., prevailing pride on 1M global scaJr. _ detente ~'Iiled Slid Polical Science Prolessor Dr , the Reagan IldmlnlltnUon Willie Curtu du'IIlg \be Social Sa- .... adopted a policy 01 ",.., line Pogreba moved ence Roundtable Monday In UIlIOII pnde," wbicIllS ,,"I~ In globol 10&. lerma, acconhn& to CurtJs. ''!be Fonner PSGA President Pbil AtcordJng to Curtu, the country administraUon said that their poli<)' !'ogreba, who remains in a coma aperlenced lomen policy COlllaln- m.... tIIIIIk of war m ,1oboI terma," from injuries suffered in a ~ ment and detente IIDce WWII. Dur· Curtu Slid '''f'hu 11 1M moat deaccident Sept. 17, was moved Dec. ing both of Ibese r8<'el£D policy po- IIlIIldInI Ilntegy ~ Euenho • J4 from St. Catherine's Hospital. riods, 1M fear 01 Soviet sopertonly er " where be Ilu been since his acd- emted. AccordlD& to CurtJs, the adnIlJ>. deDI. wiD be moved to 11M- to ~ ":.'~n:-=t"= ::'::'I~:,;.:::, ':i pItaIP~ ...;... and then to :" ad- decided tbal tile Dell 20 ,..,. of this reoa!I that tile adIIIiDlstraIlo .or a .... _ Is _ to deline," he Slid. jaceDt nurslD£ home In WbitebaD. -, ~. Is WIDlDc to lJPI .. _ttempI to Wis., near his laIniI,. Sever21 of SIDce the late lHO's. COIItain- def .. t tbe SowIet UIlioa Thfte p.........'s friends and assoctates ment bad heeD tile intelledaal ...... wiD mcr-ID ~ U;campus vtsited him before "bedrock" of America's ,-'" tile *'- lIudIot ,.",... \be move, poIicJ, IIld its maID lim - to tmaa 01 tile mIIItarJ, j r~t.ol.~•.;}:~.~~;;,::-z! ~g~~ -, Shop Cwtis < _I, ,., "1'Iow Reapn [. BeaUty _ all <IlIIIIIct • __ C0lli ."~-_Htl~wf.511.1 ~ ~:f-::~.:':::: • Moure; T:-:.. ':r'o Fri.. l tIIlIt..... $ , !? ... L "'c '" U - "" lIIor -,. &~ _ tile "111 .. r..:,'f:(;J, Wo" •10' - It k ~ • -." .. ......rar:t.,..'.~n..............,. 'JfRJl;'" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~p ~P~'~ --I :: from the n~mbers Paul Weller does it with Style by Jolm Kovalle iIy souJ.infIuenced. and the remain- cIivided between the mIMi< Itself ,-- --, Fa......Edit« der of the E. P. ~ pretty good. '!'lIe and the iDtelligent lyrics. French mood of Le Depart. is mar- H you didD·t. see them in MiJvelo~, WIth Weller once again waukee pick up ihe album V shoWIng his versatility With its rath- could ck, . ou er melancholy lyrics ("I'm only sad a lot 1I'OI1e. in a natural way, ") buiIdinc up a "- e-.n feeling of solitude. "BIp UM, ~ 1bIa" 'Speak Like a Child' and the in- Not bod for a DE._. strumenlal 'Mick:' Up' are more TIIis - the 'mellow' side 01 the hvely, up-tempo tljlles. while the ...... folt_ _ is a ni<e IitUe remaining track. 'Headstarl for aIllIID for lbooe 01 you wbo really Happiness,' is a lively guitar baI1ad want IIIIDEthing dilferent. that could have come off the Jam's Tbe _ here is lIlCft acoastic. IIAll Mod Cons" album. and at times the produe:tinD -.us You can prohably find this mini· a lillie bollow. but the IllIIgS are L. P. for under five dollars. but the catchy and weJl.written. Tbe only three mentioned 'epics' may offset track given any radio lime at aU at the value for some, Still, an inter- the moment is the single .Oblivesting recording by any account. ioas.' Lyrically. the album is neeDenr Neat, CosteUo-esque double takes ("I hope you hurt me 'till I'm bopeless") and soclaI relevance - for want of a beller word - ("They think Wl!'re lonely when ... 're really just aJooe") produce a rather startling mil of results. Sad. ham. angry-this is DOt a boring album H you want a rather softer sound that power-pop and yet don't want to sink to the depths of AOR radio, this band's lor you. IJIS 1IIIIII'ta bod year for inusic, -.n. 1'IIe record companies themlite pnIIlIbly ""n't be doing that IIlIIliI eoIebralinC this season. but. My. JII1 bNrt is breaking for them. 1IIIIe_ the people who decided we .-dod live (count 'em) singles elf 01 "Tbriller." Thanks, guys. I IfII!IdaIe that. IliII, apert from the continuing _.elhe of most of the major IIdIt IlaUcms <WXRT the obvious fItIIIIIIlIa). 19113 was also Probably IIle be111fIlr lor music, consumer. wile. ill a long lime. lip If JOu're looking for those IIIl '_ Cbristmas presents for ,.. AIIIIt Gertrude, or if Garbage PIldI KIds aren't your style. here n _ 01 the alternatives you .., _ to consider. fttllJle e.-u .... • dol tile StyI. Council" • J... are dead, long live the -. JI'Ir tbaIe of you who aren't fa. ..... wilIlllle IIaIlIe of Weller, this nlblr~E. P. may be worth ..... oul .- .... here are an as- ........ - __ ,the people over III ..... rec:toned we needed to .... -...m.le versions of ...... a»t ........... ,' ODE '1f the two II1II IIaIiat tracks on the record. ..... - 'IIoaey-Go-Round'- ..... --.. WJCIldly limespace • lie 1Ibum. The songs lbem- ... -1aleIestiDc. but get rath· • - n _ after the fll'Sf coup- ............ ... oIlbe tracks here are heav. Big Country ~4Tbe Crossing" OkaY. so !be single has been on the radio for a while. But what else do you know about them? For a start. the album is excel. lent. Leading off side one. appropriately. is 'In a Big Country,' one of the best .singles of 19113. Other UK singles and various assorted filler material prove at worst to be interesting and at best to be some of !be mot .. ciline IDUIic in a c0uple of years. 'Fields of Fire: 'The Storm,' and 'The Lost Patrol,' are some of the main higbligbts on this varied album. From ...... elic power rock to weIkempooed baIIadI. this record delivers a non-stop stream of fascinating music. An additional plus - you can probably still fInd it ill department stores for $5.99. ."The Crossing" is a guitar-based alblllD. Similar to U2, the sound is full and energetic. with empbais uz "Ulder a B100d-~ Sky" YOII can pick this Live E. P. up for ".99. but the cost is deceptive. ~ ........ _,nMe 000 IIfIJ U. S. -., retoJrdinp, tate up the better part of thirty-fift miDules. I don·t think the Stray Cats ...... <orne ... that on tbeir fuI1.IenIth L. P.'s. II you are familiar with U2. you wiD probably know at Ieat two of the soop, wbicb ..... enDed from "War," !bILsuuhe Linn A holiday overview and claw fairly well. Strangely enough Ialso seem to get some peculiar satisfaction out 01 beatin« some bimbo to the shortest checkoutline. Actually. I'm not lIlal bod. But I do enjoy the effort it takes to choose a nice &ift for """""'DE I really care about. Now if I could only be so careful in choosing my words. •••••••••• So as not to have you l1dnklnI I'm a maleriallotic IIeatIoeoo _ DO real ..... of Cbristmas. Ido altelld mkhipt M8a .. CIirlItwIaIIlift. I rau, .... It, tDo ...... lIIII ..... tJIree.<juarten 01 the way tIIrouIb .....Istart to 1ft sIeepJ. Do JGOI tbIo* lIIat ... ......- '" prieotI? J ....... _ .********* Ja ." ..... UaIIb IIIIIlI! ,.,... I.,.... .,e;= •.....,.awl? a lit day sI>uppIDc. • 4' 'II at II1II ..... ,.. •• Maybe it'. IIIIIlI! biddeD ..,. 0lJ, J8, ... HajIpy New V_ • .... liaic, butJ IlIie totJIIlik hill. .... '. ., Keadyt·Mari. Una a.tslmas is, by far. my favorite .....,.Ijust love getting entbusi- - ebaat something lifter a year's .... of llpIthy. Yoooknow, carols, cookies, lind- .. 011 who's naughty and nice. (I ~ ~ tell the naughty ones ~- nice ones. The nice ones Iool cUste. T1Je a.ughty ones ...~ .,.,.,. I'd like to take some ::: to reOoct orr Christmases. he to smile or chuckel. n :: t.:e last lime you do so be- •••••••••• .:- c:. 01 '83 shooId be ti aIbelt a IIItIe sedale. Qr ,:,,,, IbIayear. I1ft to spead .... ..,. fubue .... ~.. Iu.: effect.l L.:L'" • hi •IittIe worried. ~.,. peapIe, but-u, =-- lllo adled about a lot 01 a..,,- hiaIaId J may ovenobelm - .... !IIJ CIIriIlmas spirit. ...e.. IIP*: CIIriIlmas _ The lalest my family gels up on Christmas DIOrlliac at 7 a.m. My brother and I are usually up by 5 a.m. Afler that, my brother drags my parents from bed (more than l1kely hungover from the nJsbt before.:.100 many eggJ!Of/$) and. repairing to !be liVing room. we start grabbing gifls and opening them, regardless of whom they belong to. Joy to the world . My fiance's family, on the other hand don't get up until 8 a.m. Th .. : everyone has • disllIIliJcIy big breakfast. takes a shower, Ifts _lIId repairs to the _ am. wIlere lifts are haIIded oat ODE by one. Not tom apart in wild ...... •doament, but Willi more compolAIn! than is hllllWlly poIIibIe. I'm .,.mg to IIIiII a.;h M at IIIIIIIe Ibis year. ***.****** 7 "",.D tTl"'ltD 'SuIlday, Bloody Sanda,,' .~ Year's Day,' 'GIoria,'-lbe list reads like I sborteoed version of a hyp0- thetical 'Greatest Hots' L. P. ftls II = eI lie .... 1M II- ..... In a lone time The new lracb. •Eleven 0' cloc:k 'I'icIt Toc:k' aDd 'Party Girl' are powe1uI aDd ....u ...... _ tile biting guitar wart of the F..dIe OO'DF' ...... 1IaDo'1 -.Is perfectly. TbII recant - taken from VIr- .... 1M perfCll1llUCeS in the U. S 8d&lntpe- ...... ,..... ble value lor the rnooey .. ...... li-a of lIIe .... L. pI .., ._'..... So, II ,..'ft ** eI to John Couear Nellcnrtto. • ... 0IvIa N..... " B .. , if ,.. tb* 'Soy, • say' -W be betIor COlI>: IiDed to '1s!aDds 1D tile SIlam' _ liar AblraerGr-.Ia-tIleol117 rrr ' .... ,.. • bit of .......... .. ., .......V . ..., __ ..... • tr \AIU lJtaI Tlf4n" SCtooeE' ReJu.1lE'O 'nHn" HE" WAS ~,tJt; Wm+ ntE': ~ OF C"'JST'MaS SPE'<iWS .. .. ., . Suicide intervention: an easy way out ., .. 1ftIlIIey NieIsetI ... y 01 a ~ or job, an UDderIy- clientde is mosUy middJe.daa iDg -- could be cettiDg stud< ill -. Very seldom will _ or IIIoery ,..... ORr 20,000 people 0Ile 01 !be stages 01 grie\'iDg. Espe- . lower daa ftadl out 10 .. far __ "'lilt suidde ill lbe United ciaIly for a cbiId, il ~ .... been . beIp," ~ said. aI8, aad !be fIcare is more!baD • a .. cbance, alta !be cbiJd will be 'I1le first lIIinI Crisis latafEiItIuq ........ far attempted suicides,. .~ 10 UIIdentand lbe loss, BotIiDe does it 10 cIotemiDe tile .... .., tbousaDds more bur· !bus skipping !be IrieoiDg JIfO<ess caIIer'. stability. "ODe 01 Crisis fD. .... wltb pUt, fear, puzzIemeot and never really acceptine lbe ............ pa/icies is !bat ..... - ~ because their lives cbance, wIIidI can lead to pro!>- is oby," Md:artby said. "Same - ..... ., a suicide victim. 1eIns. . people ill a very IlabIe state 01 .... - lnIinInc," said Michelle There are many SIIJ1S one can mind just caD to say IDOd-l»e IlIId JIIlCutby. director of Inovative look for il a ""'""" suspects suid- don't want beIp." Crisis Intenen- , .... SenXelIn Racine, "one of daI tendencies, such as becoming lion does adaIowIedce !be caJIeF's .. ideIs in desIinc with suicide is moody, avoidiDg friends and lam- feeIlnp IlIId find out if the7 can .......... wIIat it would be like to ily, diIferences In sleeping and eat- help. Another thine Crisis Intenen- ... ·lIInIucb a lone, dark tunnel iDg habits and a generaIly low 0Der- lion tries to find oat is wIIat the _lOt - any way out." A suici· gy level. "One of the myths about eaa<t problem .. and wily .. it such cIaI indIYIduaI nauaUy feels this suidde is that il a person laIb a problem to ..... belp at thD ... • if there reaDy is no way about it, they won't go through • point. GIl, 10 lltemative, not even hope. with it. ActuaUy, a good sign a per- ODe thiDg they don.t do is prioritOIIID feeIiDp 01 suicide are related son is -us about suicide is if ize problems. "We want to make ......... 01 guilt about not meet- they have a plan of action already them feel Ijetter. but not aIT betIIr the apectations of 'ignificant in mind." said McCarthy. tor," said McCarthy. "We're not ....... or, most important, them· One thing SQ.cietymust realize is handing out guarantees that every- .... that suicide is universal. For many thiDg will work out because maybe "OIIl!Il the causes are just every- it is an immediate release from it won't." .... JIIGIIJIting, said McCarthy. "u their prohlems. For others, espo- Crisis Intervention tries to build I panaa doesn't show emotion or claDy adolescents, it is a way to on the persoo's strengths. not 011 .. feeIiDgs and they have no take a break. "1bey don't realize false hopes. McCarthy adds, "We .... oatIets, those feelings and that it .. final," said McCarthy. don't make assumptions that ther- ...... build up until they have "They just want some time to take e's someone there for them. be- .. domino effecl...so it·s not just a break from their problems." AI- cause there may not be. " -lIdIrc but many things." though suicide touches aU waIks of Crisis Intervention also gives alIlIIe nason for the attempt or life, only certain types of people lenIativ.. and asks !be caUer to - • ''oln .... - 01 suicide is a Joss , will be likely to seek help. "Our Conliaued .. Poco 1% Counseling available for troubled soul lituatioa _'Wits. IS plIred Ia • f_ bame. '!bey _ tIIat !be cbiJd .... to ..... l~tolO 'Ille phtbopby It Taylor Home is tIlIt any ~er wIlo Is lreIted m... IIso ..... his .. ber fImIIy .... voIoed in traImenI n.e, IwldJe nfemI CIIS and IIso ofter educatJonal co elM. Taylor Home Is Ioated at 3131 Taylor Av~lae II ., I'll Zlrtelbaeb phasize that you get regular meals. sleep and exercise. Resting is not sittiDg in front of !be TV for three hours," he says. . "It may sound simple. but bow many times have you skipped a meal in exchange for some 'WI food'? Slow down, think things over and take things onestep at a time. "No problem is too smaD for us" is a philosophy that Christensen stresses and one that the A-eenter works by. The A-Center is located at 2000 Domanik Drive in Racine. community educaliOll and informational serviees for !be elderly and ~ 11le .......,;t reaebes an annual number of 6000 people throngh their films and lectures. The HIcine CouDciJ 011 A1cohoI and Other Drug Abuse is not I support IJ'OUP or counseling __ It .. located at 6Jt Seventh St. in Racine . onestaff _'s speciality •• she deaJs With anorem ......... and buIemiI. Par ,. Hty: Worit .. this lIrea includes therapy, ..... bilitaliOD and outpatient work ByponctIvity --"'4: Here clienls are beIped 1D handling hyperactiVIty In cbddren and how to control or moderate ,• PI) , 't: Treatment It ~ Impa<t Program m<1udes everythiDg from pencnaI counoeIing 10 mantal counseling and also In. c1udes ways to handle hfe througlt st:reD CODtlOl aad "K."k'bacl 11le Comm\llllty Impart Center started as an aeencJ to asslal Idolescents and to help with their specific problems Although the center has hrancbed out mto many other fields, they still work • jnenilt counseling. 11le Center IS located It 2101 63rd In Kenosha and is open frnm 8 a.m. 10' p.m. Monday IhrouIb F'rIday - the Otriatmas holiday ap-. JP7 u... as weO as final exams. lIulea ond auiety abound. .. h'l Is settinc in with those _1ft! baving trouble coping with at ....... placed on them. For .... drutic measures are being .... to help aUeviate the stress. .... many people don't know is ... tIaeIe are more reasonable a1- 1IatIttv .. offered. One major alter- .... is In the form of counseling ..... I IIOClaI service organiza- .... Many people are reluctant to .... ~e about their probilia beeause they think. they can ...... the situation. or that their JIIlIIIIIm isn't big enough to receive IlIIIIIan from professionals. The fIct 01 the matter is that many ..... can't cope and they are in IIId aI help. ~ bere .. a smaD section a( the lVIiIIbIe services ill the Ra. .. ... Kenosha area. Community Impact Program Youth and Family Services y- ....~ lsi '-Y.fI<ded _ with mIIly .... sourtes to oIfer AJonc With lrIdl llOIlII t'OII8IeItDc. they ..... I dill IIDItIt lIIIIt tMt hIIldIeo • ClIItody ..-.lulliOD for IImlIles IIItensted In oettliIc <1IIIodJ dis: pates • lDleII«baat ,. lilts lor JIII8III W EiItI!d lD IIId NDCliEi wed wilIl tIl<lr cIl1Id'. d.. ,1'1 mt. • Pes.-IIty IMIaC PIiIIhIe far people """ wan, to bow lIlClfe about ~ 1lolIl!be inIeJIec'. lIIII aad ....-Ilty tests .... done tIIroucb ID lDtenctive t'OIIIpUleriz eo! test. 11Je Invtlltones clearly ....... defuIe partiador areas 01 iDtereat • Job pm....... tnventaria that ......,• I raource for other ...... des ..., Indi\id .... In thP ~ mty. Youth IIld FlmiIy Sen... - I coomseIinc e1i1ll< ",.,. C d_~n. The Racine Council The Community Impact Program IS a licensed mental heaJth center with a 1arge staB that covers a wide range 01 fields. On staff are licensed psychologists. poychialrists and five persons degreed as masters 01 sociaJ wort . The staff at the Community 1m. pact Program deals with many levels of psycboJoskal disorders. 1bey are unique in that aU 01 them are licensed aIcoIiol and drug c0unselors or are in !be ......... 01 becomi';' licensed, In addition 10 IleIds 1'aylar !lame wilIl _ their"Recently _ respective,. Ill! <lIftriJJI 11 and IIIoir '-lis in _ IDIw I, 'elds of th--- ... eommeated ad' em or famiJJ prob' ms. Brian WoIH. - ...., staff ~ .. at u.... _..... , . I.... . " "" the Community Imp';,tp;;;..", I",' 1 • 01 a .... Jk " Some 01 lbe fields presenUy no., r-:y Ibe jII'CllIIem tIiroIIIl sIIon-lenn 11__ -1lnoc1t a served are. •...... __ ........... " _p. y~ prlt' .. CI Ii s: ~ r.,..- "-I _ •• _ ... - staff __ IbiIIoI and ...... Here .. ad< , Iis r... 5 ed '"" I frnm IrisIIIor life _ .. stance abuse and youthl fami Y til tile is .aIod. 'I1le Iems -.II ..... wl1i.. some un proh as ~ - -_. cbiJcI in the lImiIy ......, doos deliDquency cases m.the sdIooIs had: to the ..... or it !be EIliag ~ :nus 1ieId· is, , .JIol go The Racine Council on Alcohol and Other Drug Abuse is a community service that has been in existence for about two and a half years. It is funded through United Way and is an informatioual and educational service . 11le council deaIa IIlIiJiIy In three areas: women, youth and the community. 'ely For women they offer a van. !Ite A-center Is a weU-<!Slablish- of Iille "Women Reeecbing iii '"IInbaIton that has counseling Wo~ special projects that .. JiIOpIe with alcohol and drug promote legi.latlon concernIng ~ a weD as counseling for women's and cbildrell's prohJems. PI!IIanIJ and marital problems. The council belps in youth educaJon Otristeuen, an intervention lion through lecllms lmd presenta_ IIlllrdinator It the A-center, sug· lions. They talk to the local school ..... !be foJlowing to help with systems on topics from ebemieal IIad eram Preasnres: dependency and the effects 011 !be ''ftme lIlI/Iagementls I must In family to juvenile clelin4!uency. !!lJng <ontrol of the I1tuatlon. They speciaIlIe In preseatllions for ~ your priorities and take grades ~ thnJucI! ~. ~ one step at a time. Ialso em- CommuJ!i!Y:' ,.~~ , ~ftrtu!l!. •••••• ..... ~···.~·~«.~4 .. ·~·.·., The A-Center Taylor Home • ~ • 11 .... ,. o-.t. II. .ea Holidays: not necessarily a good time ., JIB WIIImey Nielsen Far many people, the hObdays III I lime of joy and celebration, IIIlb'_ they are a time of de- ... ... 10Deliness and isolatiaL 'Far _ more people, these ...... of despair aren't confined P "eIJ to botidays; they are .. 1'''' to be laced daily. ' Dopi 1''' Is a disorder marked IIJ .... lIlactivity, difficulty in ~ and concentrating and leIUaC dejected. :rhe causes of ...... C" are numerous. There No beeD recent evidence lbat .... IID bas I bio-chemicaI basis. a-dI has shown that depressed .... liliy have a low level of a _IraDIIDiller called no- ' ... ?fluiD. "I doD' think that can account Iar 111 depresIion ...it may just be a eanIIIaI7, just tike any symptom of ...._08 would be." said Michael GIrtmaD. lISistant professor of ,.,aakiIY It Parkside. "But cer· ...., pIIrIIDIogica1 factors Uke that _ ~ for some kinds of .. 'an '1Ilere are two (more) popular ..... ..- cIea1ing with learned t dr' .', n said Gurtman. Qften ........... t such as failing an -. I person feels helpless. espodaI\J if the person defines the MIt • uncontrollable-that it is I.... beyond his power to ..... TIllIS • sense of helpl .... _ pnvaiIs, not only from the ... event, but running over ... -,day life. When this hap- .... !ben Is • general loss of m ... tIoaliaIl aad also the person becom- "Some people have distorted ways they think about themselves, their future and the world in general. " -Michael Gurtman es 'btind' to past and present successes and .ttributes." Another popular theory is lIedt's Theory. According to poycbololisl 1Iedt, the important thing .bout depression is the cognitive or "thinking" disorders people have. "They have distorted ways of think· ing .bout tbemseIves, their future and the world in general. This distorted view is what causes depression. and in order to change, the person must change the way he thinks," said Gurtman. "This 'thinking' disorder .lso leads one to draw negative COIIclu-- sions from events that occur that perpetuate their depression," .dds Gurtman. The way a person can change his/her way of thinking is by challenging assumptions. Events can also lJia« depressiool. "'\bey (the events) are usually adverse, and tbe<e', IlOlhing the penon can do about them," stated Gartman. The event often detnK:ts from the penon in some significant way, such as failing a coone or l0sing an important source of reinforcement like a family member or IOOd friend. Depression mat also be caused by mant tittle events buiIdiDI up until ODe becomes the 'slnw that broke !be cameI's back,' and !be events overtas • person's ability to cope. Depression bas many facets. The flfSt symptoms or characteristics that usuallt come to mind are sad- .... aDd • prevaIIlIIc _ ... despair. but tbe<e are many other Stress and stimulants: People use drugs to overcompensate drugs give an immediate "high." lion, dJive and achievement" ., Marl< Fe1dDwm "You do not have any appetite, Stresa, Jensen said. needs an outTIle _ of stimu1anis in combat. you remain extremelt aIert and let, and if that outlet is 110I loand, ·umpy. Coffee and tea give the use'" .- of stimulants to eel • .. IlItas can have devastating ef- ~e type of high, but not as quick· f~ of euphoria c:an occur . ... ... people recogni2e dan· It," Jensen said. People do not ...... ~ "1icDaIa !rom their own bodies. "Everyone reacts differenUy to a eDllOIllb credUtbele days, she said -dbic to Verna Jensen of the drug. No one can expect the same ''1ben !be failure .llitude _ In RacIDe Community Drug and AIco- c!ions !rom a drug just because usually fol\oWed by cIepreaioa. AD 1IoI8enIceI. ~ else has that reactioo" we have to do is sit for five - "We have to watch for the red she said "There is also the prob- and reIas, tbIMiD& quiet tboaIb~· lIIp and know how to handle lem of ckup being laced with other "Pounding !be books too bard IS .... that may happen," Jensen ingredients" not norma\. So you stay up aD ai&bt Ilk\. "We aD have to face ,tress in In .' down off a drug said and !ben laD asleep in daa-_t conung '1OOd Is that'" _lives. We have to try and get Jensen, people becom a lot ebecav~a'::i Jensen "';"'asi'" that we must tile poIilIve out of it:' ~ and s~ ne They becOme aD IiDd oar own ways of bandIinC W1leo Iln!a gets out of band, their'~b1 andgocou\d' even be dis- Iln!a, and __ it bas to be IIid JeaIen, people try caffeine, very I1TIta e tbrouIb tria1 and enor. IIIlotiae aad eYeD amphetamines or oriented. '~A"'" etite drug be- "Be aalortabIe with youneIf." CIlCaIDe. CocaIne, ~ ~. t she SlId. "No ODe worb well UIIder '''\'We Is an amount of caffeine cause of its high pnce, :.u.very.~ stress U you bave to \Ike a deep JllQr body can -stand; all of us are traetlve because of !be WI • tate It and rei .. :' dIII_t," Jensen said. "We all drawal symptoms. "A lot of people bratb, that .~...... _ ....... think I't is bette< because it pves Sbe aIoo poiJIII out ~ ...., IDIeraDce levels, some of us such a fast high, plus it', easy to eet positive!beljgeIt tboaIbbelptscan -- be eaa driI* two cupa, some eIght." that' not !be same for . 1IIhIIe aIcoboI Is the most abused off of. But IS ""Like a .- who rum ODe .. by eoUeae studeDts, stimulants ......,one .. It can be very severe. mile, !ben two, !ben ten and tries a -1IIaiII1y used in staying awake to Jell~lSaid ..d there has beeII no mantboD aad ClII1y .... it half· Il1Idy cw cram for exams. Jensen ... . !be use of way berllou1d be proud 01 that. Be .... your body starts to tell aotice8ble mcr-e In while aIco- sboIdd DOt feel ae _ faiIod. toll it', too much, Is when abuse stimulalltS by students, "You bave to boW when ,... sets iD," Jensen said. "People do 110I ~ ~asPeets of levels are. Jle¥Dbet, you .. .at IIOlIistea and tbings can bappen:' . "SlreIS:' ~ ':... can escape • saper-pelW8. YOII caDIIOt be IarA::~~butw:'ve ~~ .~~ :: ""':';We have to try ~ eve:;:: :;:.~': t:,: .... _ ... the -' abused Illim- DIIIIDe stress -" fer .. by ~ ~ Ilfe. V.... an very ...... -." -...: -- lba' t ..N-v iDtO leeIiDP 01 motiVa- 1ft - AIoIIc with c:ocaIDe. these -w c:baracteristic. such as leeImp 01 IuiIt. toIf_ and toIf-biame. There .... other sips poopIe can IooIl for in a dtp 1 cw ~.L If dtp 1 penoot-f... eampIe. lack of motivation. withdrawal from normally pIeasurab1e acIMlies and obtiptiollS, taUpe and cbanIe ill appeIlte and sa dme, CIinica1 dtpessiool can last ..,.. where from • f.. days to • lew _. but tbe<e are ...... poopIe who suffer from • 1ow.Jevel dIroaic dtpessiool aD tbesr 1ives. Holidat de\ftssioIllS • very specific kind of de\ftssioIl in !be ...... that it Isn·t a tIUe form of depression because II ISO '1 as extreme, bas dill....,1 causes and doesn·t last jIMt 1M .....,. I"'" dIfIMd as the". '.'bc/a.- ... rlodl. Holiday dtp essioolCIlII be In&- ..... lit a IllIIIlber 01.- One 01 !be __ ..- Is a feoIiaI 01 iIoIItiaD IDdh ., ... "'1amiIJ ~ Is 10 .... .... '.... lit aocioIy U you 4.l't ...... a faniJy, ... canl be wItIl tbem, 1M feoIiDp 0I1aoIaIIaa tend '" became sharply..... eel AnaIber prabIom that tendI III be e=-tn"ee1 It tbe IIoIIdIy _ ... !be ..... ......- iDdI ...... all pat OIl the IlOIldays aDd the ~ .. •• tIMm. '!ben c:. be apeclalba tIal the IIoIIdIy •... wID .... !aIrIIIloa dI.- • ........... lIliI dooal ...... it·,.let ....... 1'boI'e an ways III CllIlIlbol ~ boliday duldt Will, especilny for barrlod ponIIla, ........... '" !be boot U " .. 11M""'" ..... lit Jo ~ and "- Co!Jpock One of the _ IDIpar- _ tbinp to .-ber Is '" lOt nMIIIc €'IJ "'k- ADaCMr .. to evenIt ..... J'O!If IIoIIdIy - and actiYilies, ...... pIeIItr ... lime lor ,... faniJy A IOOd .... JeIllmlIs to edaNlsh ItnIIIJ IamiIJ tradi__ W!r/ simple CllIft the wIlole faniJy can enjoy The last tIliDC to _bet Is to ........... Iued aDd krwIIIJ lime lit pu\tllIC !be emph .... OIl ~ aDd 110I OIl the CIIIDIIIerdabsm ... !be bo1ldays. One of !be _ imporIant tbinp to mnernber if • Irload or lalDOy member IS fee\iDJ depI eel IS to pe him ... ber support aDd .. _. 'aDdlet ..... -,.,..... III Movies - 'tis the season for blockbusters by RIck Luehr TradIliM"lly, Christmas is a time b' bill b10ckbusters in America's IlO'ie lbeaters. This Christmas .... to be no exception. There is • IlIaC lilt of films slated to open tIIII QuIslmaS season. Here is a .... of what you will be able to .. Ia !be coming weeks. Now Showing 'IPMS OF END~ARMENT 1'lis film, starring Shirley MacLIIH. Debra Winger and Jack NicbDISlIII, seems to be shaping up • !be season's biggest blockbuster. lI'a!be stery of the relationship betwhn a mother and daughter over I tIdItJ year period. c:BIIISTMAS STORY -A simple _, bIsed on a novel hy humorist .... SbepanI, about a young boy •• obaessed wilb getling a Red 1lJder BB Gun for Christmas. 8llIlDEN IMP ACf -Just what .. ~ bas been wailing for, a _ DIrty Harry movie. Starring QIaI Eastwood and Sondra Locke. SCARFACE -This fibn, directed ., IIriIII DePabna, stars Al Pacino • I Cuban immigrant who becom- • I kiDIJlin in the Florida cocaine tnde. "Scarface" originally received .. X rating due to its extreme ...... . YDm. ~Produced, directed, and ....... by star Barbra Streisand, "Yentl" is the story of a young Jewish girl in turn-of-lbe-<:entury Europe who disguises herself as a man in order to study the Tabnud. CHRISTINE -Based on the novel by Stephen King, and directed by John Carpenter. A demonically possessed Plymouth Fury dominates a t~naged boy . OpeniDg~. 16 SILKWOOD -Based on the true story of Karen Silkwood who discovered safety hazards at a plutonium fuel-rod plant. "Silkwood" stars Meryl Russel, and Cher . Cher? • LONELY HEARTS -An Austrialian comedy aboul the humorous first romance between a middle-aged piano tuner and a virginal bank clerk. UMCOMMON VALOR -Stars Gene Hackman and Robert Stack. A falber goes to Vietnam to find his MIA son years after the war bas ended. GORKY PARK-Based on the best-seller by Marlin Cruz Smith and starring William Hurt and Lee Marvin. A Russian delective tries to solve the mystery of three mutilated bodies found in a Moscow park. D.C. CAB -Stars Mr. T and Mal< Gail. A CUI-rate cab company in Washington D.C. tries to keep ~ QIorIes MarUa Srnilb aDd BriaD DeDDeby la Walt Di5lley PichUeS' "NeYer Cry Wolf." So It Goes, at despite heavy odds. 1'0 BE OR NOT 1'0 BE -A Palish thealer troupe oul·laxed •'aDS in an effort to save the Polish underground durlllg WWII The IiIm stars Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft. THE MA WHO LOVED WOMEN -Starring Burt R~llOlds and Julie Andrews and directed by Blake Edwards A remake of a Francois Trulfaul aboul an artisl struggling with his passwo for all the WOrnetl be meets. TWO OF A KIND -An attractive bank teller, played by Obvia ow· ton-John, and a woWd-be lIlYetltor, played by John Travolta, get a secood chance at love after tbey die and are rancamaled. THE RESCUERS sad MlCJ[· EY'S CIIRJS1MAS CAROL·A cIou- .- . , ble bill. "The Resc .... s' is a 1977 lull lengtb animated feature with the voices of Bob New!lart and Eva Gabor. "Mickey's Cbnstmas Carol" is a relelling of the CbarIes Dick.... classic. This is !be first .... MIckey Mouse cartoon made in thirty years. TIlE KEEP -stanitIC Scott GlenD. A supernatural splril ill a I Rumaniao castle is released and be- I gins decimating a troop of aD sol- I diers encamped there. VERTIGO -Directed by Alfred I Hltcbcock in 1958 and starring I JinUny Siewart and Kim No,-ak A I romantic thriller aboul an ex'POI'1 iceman's cbs! I ' • witII the wife of a wealthy businemtlaJt, 0p0lIIa& Dec. U I NEVER CRY WOLF -Stamng I Charles Martin Smith A young I bio\oCisl >ludying wolva in the I Artie begins to identify WIth them I and learns to fear thest bunters I EX PERI ElliCE PREFER· I RED ...BUT 'OT ESSE: OTIAL ·A comedy about a pL1in younc woman I worlting 1ft a resort before enlenng I college. I Alf ill all this looks like a good tine up of films for this Christmas I Personally. I'm IooIung lorward to seelOg "Terms of Eodearment," I "Yentl," "Christine,' "To Be Or I Nol To Be" and "The Man Wbo Loved Women" Of coune, your I tastes may differ. bot ...,. than oby. Have a Merry Cbnstmas and a greal New Year. I'll ... you ..... ..."..ter, Bye all -D.C, Cab" ·wOllld l"" boo) • - ... I.- - -- MOM & DAD • STOCKING SUGGESTION The S50.00 DEPOSIT ....................................... -: : ~ IJY : "'rr u.h''' ... • • • : I : • : Ai i l : a • BAntA()()M lQUlPPf.O YO • ,~,. IOOCU': 0" COACH III I • 7 TS l AI t OAYT .f.£ PARl S ... DRAt • f\Jlu. Y ESCORTED MAOUQMOUT • l NOTU TW'S'lUll1 I • _....2~ol;;'!... coonAn ~L_ J · _ -..... : . Merry Christmas Continued (rom page 8 Cap z: You bave \be ri&ltt to remaiJt silent. ADylbinI JOlt lay... I' .....- II'- Qaas: <Belac shuffled out the door) m __ nM!! I'm actually beinC arrested, Be7! Wildt oat WIien! you put those baDds buster, I want my lawyer· WIIat am IaayiDc? rm SaDia Claus. IdoD't baW a ... ,.. Oy 1f!W8lt! Cap 1: tlDdiff_t) C'moD__ It'a (:brislm8Iill- J _ to get home. __ ,- U_I Qaas: You _ to get home! OIl, rtJIf • ..:. ~" lOaiIt .. daaa-) JIeJ! ..... rtJIf' Ie. (Door IIamS.) ~ ....... ~ PlaDk _ tonrds ................... --- la-) PIaidt: (GnbbiDC aometbiIIIl Well, wllat'llllla? A G. Ii Joe ()fnn .....s) IIIAM! BLAM! Got ,...., ,.... ~. (Dbcarda loJ,'-"" ia apliL) 1IeJ, lIIIIlI" (Ll&IIlI We. Qaat*I eo atraD 01'''''' Oirl7 (War II0-)". ...................... _ ..... ......... ~--... ............. .., I 1 p Christmas Tree Caper by Nid< Thom. It was a few Christmases ago wben the great Tree Caper tool< place. In a far-off land, somewhere e e • .. " • " by Bill Stougaard :fL..EAST l.'!W ILL HAvE MIGrOpl CHANC.E TO {3fl.INC:iTllE. NO'" WO(lLoA FResHRA'floNAl • OUT LOOK ON UFE ••• All the Faculty \ ~ /{ :. The Funny Paper Cap,--e_r__ b--=--Y---.,PaulBerge SOlO SPEAK, 'nIc.." ~ IS, Ita nortb of Kl!I105ba, a busboy and Ius lnend pulled off one 01 the leasl nefarious cnmes of the cenlury. The busboy, Pat, !:ad JUSI flllisb· ed selting up aboul Wly lone bonquet tables for a Chrislrna> Feat I, your humble wnter, plcked tum up after be compleled Ius tasks H. Iold me bow bard be and a coworter bad busied Iber <G11ectJ... butts 10 cot the job done ID lime The .... 1 day, ChnItmas Ev •• Pat and Igot \ocetber after the unual festivib.,. We .ere bolb bored out of our lIl1IIds aDd were Iootin« for 300leIIunc 10 do Bul whallS there 10 do on Cbnstmas Eve at II p.m.? From sornewI>ere ID the deep recesses of Pal', ~ IIwlIunc lillienaI. ID idea _. "Why don'l _ set up a blDquet l<IbleID my fnelld', dnv .... y' .. Pal ,uggested "We <Guld pul down a IIble cloth and place setIIDgs. as _U." I added "Yeah, and we could ~ cot a tree from one of those lots thai haven't sold out," concluded PaL We were able 10 ""'"'" the l<Ible and accesson.. before rrudl:U&hl All we needed now was the Cllnstmas tree. There were many lots thai bad over-stocked that year, so procunng a Pine should have been real simple. W. _ to \be _ tree lot. the one ID \be 1'umolyIe portiac lot (now ~ as Westp~ ~I. Pal got oul 01 \be car aDd JlIrted lJI-o sped1llC \be trees avallabl. II _ about two nunul .. lat ... than ID olflcer from the Racine Pnbce Departme<ll an"ed 011 the sceue My lrieDd .... bo1dIllc lIP our prospecII... pnae tree aDd .. ,.... "Hey. d, _ aboul lIuI one'" as the pob<emaIl walked lIP The offlcer-ID a very IIJUIII< lhat ooIy o/6cers 01 the Ia CID ~, "Irs a blUe bll 111 for bu)'UlC a Cbrutmas tree. iso·lll, bo}..," Pal turned to the Jll"'<O keeper aDd SlId. "Why no, oIfkoer Now is the best lime There II'l! no C'fOwds aDd til. pnces II'l! the I of the 5eaSOft1" The pobceman was not unpressed and lDfonned us we could put down tile tree and leave or spend ChnItmas Day lD }all W. tooIt Ius fll'$l lUQelUon and drove off, to anot!Ier tree lot This lime _ looted for cop <an before • _t tree b""UII& We waited two nunut .. aDd anot!Ier police .... lucie parted ICrOS$ the _ from tree Jot two. Tbey must bave Olristmas tree nappon. W. arrived outside lot ~ al 1 30 a m. Tb. final attack .a, planned Iwould drive my '11\ Falcon IDto the IoL My fnelld would crab the nearest trft to the car and Ibn... il in the bodt _t Tb<n. after be got ID the car, I would drive away in a 1lOII<OIlSpIt'OOIII lllIIlIleI". c-& ' •• PaceU .. Wrestlers place high at Open by Polrida ClImbie held without team S<Ol't!S. the Paltt. Sports EdItor side . team did an outstanding job considering a few team injuries. Mike Vania was the competing champIon winning 6-5. Vania defeated teammate Matt Kluge to attain the championship. Vania and Kluge are in the same 134 weight class. Jim Koch. the wrestling coach. said. "It is unfortunate that IMl Saturday was the 12th An- ... CDIJece Wreslling Champion- • Tbere were 17 learns in at- ~ There was no scoring due II .. /act that this was an Open D " n.h~~ m.. t AIIIIouP "'" wres-'6 mee was the two ""Y .... wratJen on the leam~ ID the same wtlght etas. •. TIus Wl11 be changtng. bow.. er, wbeo over nation V .... WID Ily to be in the 126 we.ght class ., Finals are corrung up and \Ijlng to get down to that lesser weight etas. is too much pressure Mike should be able to be in that etas. alter ,... cation. " Two other wresIIers tool< third place ID the competition From the 126 weJght etas.. Dan !LaDscomI 10-1. Todd Yde ID the 167 weght etas. seoeer 4-1. Both Yde and Han hurt tbe1r shoulders and were DOl able to practice for a eel<" U they were 100 percent bealthy. they might bave placed hJgber." Koch added. GerroI Grover placed secood He improved his performance dramatically before bemg WIthdrawn from the competition because be twisted his ankle. He beat two wresUers wbo beat him before by 10 pcmts. "I was utremely pleased WIth Ius performance. II's too bad be bad to stop." Koch added. Dan Winter. student I!SJSlant coach, was able to wrestle ID this meet because 11 au Open He won the <bampiombtp lor the Iiftb year ID • row wbeo be _ PbII IUmbert 8-7 The lDd",dual re<onIs so far Ibis _~'V""-IW K1uge--12-4 !LaD-~ Yde--I4-5 G""....-ll-5 K.,.-+S The next oem",ter will bong Classified ads a.n. 0.-to the _ He be etipbIe ID ~ ....... II I lraDIfer _ lie lIle lSI weiIItI eta. lIId wlII pu' .., be ... of the lOp __ on lbr leIm. AfUr this Open. C4acb KIldI II ....... flInrard 10 • prodacoIn........ _ '1'bis IaIlmeet .... ~ bad 10 far tbis e baoe I reol fiDe ....., "... I1J E'm'yoae The key be 10 I\OIIid illjury .;.;.;.:.:.:.:-:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:-:.>:.>;.:.;. Wanted STAFF: NEW Year's party in Louisville! All invited!! Love, • OPENING: Clerical.' some Kendy\. ..... - filing required. Between WELL, THIS is it. Another _ --.. 639-9614. ter down the drain. Wi.ilER NEEDED: For AMIGO: DROP to reverse. Lefty. dIIInD qed 2\io and 4 in their Ke- WHY IS it that wben you rearnmge ... bame. Weekdays 10:30-2:30 PSGA you end up with GAPS in ... Semester. Time to study dur- your intelligence? iiidd!dIm's naps. 652-5650. SUE: LAURA and Vicki: I want to ... PARTNER: wanted to love you. PYT! -1IIll, north Racine. Evenings. NIXON GOT Ius pardon. PSGA got .... their computer. Services offered AND YOU'LL bave to bve with the guilt. iWINO, COMPOSmON: He- CRASH GORDON and the E- -. IDd term papers. resumes. Racer. DRIVE OFFENSIVELY!! ..... ,. ~. Fast and depend- Swabby. Cotton puff. ObiWllD. ... Rasonible rates. Marilyn ANDY" BRENDA: I say JR is ~. _2290. better looking than William. Eat Personals your heart out, Cbuck and 01. The Southerner. .. SALE: 30 Cabbage Patch KEN M and Ranger Stafl!! MelT}' .... as eoch. Ask for John in the Christmas and Iillppy New Year! ...... OffIce. War is Over. If You Want It! J~ .. I hear th~e are lots of FUZZ: TIlE satellites are out ~ !WIP besides jokes that you can·t night. EMC. .... Stall. JANET: SCRATCH !bose nebulas IIIAVE proof of that. pc and black holes. Duluth Hal. nz IIEARD of the birds and the TERRACUDA: YOU'VE snapped ~ but butterflies and ducks? my line - Union Sport Fisherman. IT last nod t _. esg.ea I.pc 't GWEN: MY friends just stole my _ .... " CARL: Couches. chairs, bikes at 3 a.m. 1Ippen" pillows. MD KEN: UOY EVOL I (TOL AH ........ IE: HOPEFULLY your CJA: LOOKS Uke ZOna time. ... WIllbe permanent. Amigo. T.M.F. F ~: I hope so. too! Michele. M.F.L.: 4.0 or Bust! T.M. '. •• UIF': 1'HANKs for aU the sup- HEY ZZ: Tube Snake Boogie" ba: PlIIt IDd cooperation this semester. how 'bout a Party on the patio. Ski ~'t bave done it without you. Bum. h . - lbink-you were a staff mem- GUNTH (ZZ): How about ~ a ~01 the BEST Ranger ever! Ken ski date from ya! s-i-n-g-l.e! Hilda .... (SKI BUM) IINDIl. YL SAYS: Grin and ignor~ HEESE: CONGRATULATIONS on BS in IEH and aU that olber your lATE: MERRy Christmas!! BS. V.P. d thanks for VlIlI're I super friend to have!! JOHN: GOOD luck an lla ~. aU the laugbs!! Carroe . lATE -MIL08H will .a1ways be .. : ~Y Christmas!! War. , .JOHN: ., •. sliaiolor ,AlllJO. • Over, if you want it!! Joey. #\<ieJot"It wet' your- .. pals. REESE, CllUCKY is going to miss fO'! Your PalhopaJs . STIJDENI'S: NO brown nosing during finals. The StaH. PHYSlCAL PLANT: WIll "'" pr0- vide the _es for the roast' MEATBALL: 31 is Ipproacbing . Stock up on Vitamin E'! X-BUDDY: Let's loa .l!! KIp lDd Minnie. GARDENER: SAY hi to Fntz. When can we visit~?? DR. SAMIMJ: <:oncratuJatioas for your ..... poSltioo II SaD 0...., State. DAVE, ROBBlE and Todd. I Deed "'" in the daJt room Love. KareD BRAT! TAKE IT easy OD me" You're about as easy as nuclear war. ,You are SO DEV ASTATL'IiG') BRAT: YOU ~ DOW the biggest FU I know. maybe that IS the ..... son Ilove you LAM: STOP asking me _t I brought you lor Christmas-You'D know as soon as you smeJI the char· cu.aI ..... ted package'! LET IT Herewitb and ForthJengtb be announced that a cerlaID Ene· lisb Feature Editor IS ga-ga ",er I cerlaID Yankee Advertising MaDoger. RICK: THANKS lor the stones And I pro..... De\"er 10 meoUOO Speed Ra<:..- agam F E TO M.S. and E B A cetUlll Sports Editor would Wte to congratulate a cerlaID Editor and Copy Editor PATTY: GO lor IL John JOHN: Ican·t. the goods ~ taken RICK: THERE be goes. 'Ibere goes SPEED RACER MARION: I'VE got it maid with you Uttle John SAJiAu: LOOKS Uke San ... ·, gonna bave to wait until Dext year. Merry CImsl;ltlOS anJ90Y. '-~ , .",. KENDYL: 11IAND Ill< the DOQ&. sbe1ves You-Kmw-'I\'bo BILL: SP AM spIIll sporn sporn sporn wonderful sporn. AlwousJy aWllllng the resurrectiOD 01 JOII- __ .You .,..... JOHN: IIAPS, maps ........ maps IumdDow IIIIpI. You kiIIod .... DEAD flftVOf' ME K.E.'\;: WHAT can I Sly Its ~ I bell 01 • -... But DO IIICft , 1m, OK' JobD RICII.: GO SPEED RACER GO SPEED RACER GO SPEED ~RA;:NCERiNiE' GQ.().().Q •• : ACTUAU. Y Ilic bad her peepen on "'" Beaer be careful A partDer ID cnme. ~TF: Ilove "'" I SlIppOIe 8ftj BLOODY vWNGS. P.J.: JEAJ.,()l; .-Sf' TJ-1IEFJl, H2lD beds. .... 1'OOlIlS. _ <Oald ad: for 1IICft' sud: lace PAW-TIlE frocs ~ fl)inc' PIIOTOGRAPIIERS K) 10 make I prI utter MERRY 0IRISnlAS KiIf I love ,.... BJ F"£A n.'R£S SfAfT: Tbanb lor • ;.>b ...u daDe. TIus bas heeD the best _ester for Rallger er IIrfe • cood break aDd baoe J« goddam Irtides iD by Noaday ~Y: I'M gonna _ Bee) BOBE--.uHII! WiD "'" joID me In the nppIo:s' BOBE--.uHIIl I WIIlt 10 be I Spvtz. P ARJtSIDE MALES beftre DabIby pulls men s BOB: BOW Pete" You ~. • Darts MICHFLl.E ... ROCHELLE: Jus! ted 10 Y hi' A DALE, I t you me' Kay TJ-TlLC;XS for m your H!O bed DIlUIIDIIIInDll X IL\PJ'N. .30 • 1 rV CIIriIl or YOlI -- - mitation placed on Phy Ed skills Ir .. KIeIIIIIc ~~ bas lor the first IImilI 01\ the number ........ classes that pIuation, although ... bawswhy. :I~JlIIIl!d by the Faculty III _ Oetober, restricts stu- ... muimum of eight it PIIy Ed. 'skills' classes ...... puation .. .. lIenate meeting, educa- ......... Dwayne Olsen mtro- .. ~ ~ntion for the Aca· _.JlIIcies Committee as a way ."Ileproblem of students iI!.- ..... GPA by taking oneCn!dit Phy Ed. Classes. 1be ....... mitte said that anotber 00IIlmittee, Academic Actiaas, bas elpeiialcal lIWIy instances of grade infJatina but QPon said the Academic Poi cles Committee bas no specific ... amples of the problem . "f have never researched that issue," said Olsen of the studenb who take extra skills classes, "and I ~'t say." Coach Steve Stephens said, "!t's hard to pin anybody down to what the real concern is. A lot of people feel that students take a lot 01 PE classes to stay in school. Their concern is possibly that the CPA in pbysical education is a little high," lie added. 1be ~ bas the bicbest av... CPA in the _. lily, at 3_0. Afttr the limit by tile Fac:aIty.s-te. a ....., was CIllDpIeIed by the ......- that ..... that ..-y .....,.. 01 aD Parbode .-. do Dol _ Phy Ed. classes. and 01 the ......,., inc tbirty pen:ent, __ baft laken ...... three aedrts 01 stills daaes. Psychology professor Da•• d Beach said be was _ over the "1IJJWOrbbibty of the procesa as v~ 10 the Senate cIocument· He is concerned about the .hili 01 the UDlvenity to enforce the rule, aIthougb be is in Inor of the rule DO YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT o PHY ED SKILL'; CLASSES? IlMsea_- "I think that it·s • ripoff. Tbey (Phy Ed classesl add to • _·s all around development I like to play. variety of sports and I cIon't !hint it's fair." Iadlee WIn - "U's too bad they waDt to do !hal The reason I take these cll& ... illlecause I-.I •reIaoe from the i*-"01 IIIJ 0Cber daaes.• ....... MejIa- "I'm payin& for tiIem- I *'aid lie able to _ tbem d I -. • BID n.-..- ,,) .... liIey *"'Id. It ...w demo st'ate to people that ~ Ibo8Id conceubate 011. t t:: Basketball league preparing season 1 begins on Satur- Men's Winter basket~" ~:adling is Thurs., day, Jan. 22, 1984. t~ together before the Jan. 19. so get your e infonnation contact semester ends. For mor • the Phy Ed. Office. _. & aid. ~ that the _ ......ID.-.. _ ....... IDe too IIlMIJ 01 the ...-. -. lD "terUul •• U·pGbUdzed lD. -.." The pII,.aI edIa_ doI*t. _ bas all ob~ to the -. sttphom said. The ... to lake _ crtdI1 01 *ilia ~ .,. tIIe7 we at the .... !ISlJ. AlIlIetic 0uedGr 0JDl! 0-.lIl said that tile A............ PoIi<ies Qawnlttee bad IDfollnedblm thai liIey ~ pIac:o • limit .. tile classes He said thai Parbide .... DO restnclions ill PII1 Ed eIasoes, The Lalla .v. ~ CWl ..._ .... ~a-.. .. lIIIt wlII be I we tile .... -. Ihf.tIIiIt ,... 1'1'0- pIlJ ~ .. Soolwdaj, 0..: 31 10 •.s. al tile __ Raort .. LMt e-.a 0- I )lIDtD _ .. 1aIt,.. ...... 1'1 it! be_CD • ........ wtlo -..I by 0..: It 0tIIer.......... trop- .. -.I the -'111 ...._ ... tile -.cy 01 jIIocedw .... thai P£ _.-'_ _a ....... .at. er' h~ bald co.l oIIlIr _ ...... from, rm 1IllI __ ~ lot ..........- ! ""IS, Ita RAN9EIl 2 Dear Santa: p ease bring me... Dear Santa, Iam W1itinC on bebaU 01 a lIDivenity that is known.as "Parkside." "whIpo ,.,.. 've beard 01 it. I'm sure wbeSl. you deliver your lillie oodIeI ... 01' PU (as we offec:lionately call it). you don't even have to oak .. a chimney as an enlr.ln<:e. All you have to do is land your Jelcb _ tile cbaDce!lor's private bellport above the administrative 'penthouse" in WLLC. But DOW to the poiDt-no. I'm oot askinc lor anything for myself. Tie editors an!II'tlIlot peedy. IIwe were. we'd join what is supposed o be the "studelIi ...-nment" at Parkside-PSGA (please excuse aU bose initiaJs...tlle7 were aIre8dy decided upon before anybody who ....s ... words allioDded ParUidel and asIt lor a $3,500 computer in .... III _ tracIt 01 wbalever they are suppooed do. .... Sanla 011 bebaIf of the 6000 students ""'" to dlip in or ~q '.e elQleDIII-. just give lIIent a 1940 UDder· ....... ler .• ..or cIoeo _ 10 much IDIft IUilable lor an qanlDtIoD that ~'I opesaIe at IIa !lIII capacity. PerUpo II J'OU baoe a I... _ adive students in your magicaJ nJ>.baL .... cIoIiver them III PSGA. 11-.Jd be Dice lor once to lave a W PSGA Senate. 0Dce (if?) this is accomplisbed - please _ wtth me Santa. I _ I'm IlUSIW>& III}' - it would be a >leasaDI chaaae to _ the PICA ~ '" ~ Yoa _ tile tlbcf: _ IlOJOIlIe are filly elected iIIIlead of beinlI able , vole ~Ives intO olIIee oaIy their vole beca .... lMre are -e open _ Ulan candida . ODe last lI*lc 1 WOGIdlike J'OU to give PSGA is the UDCIerstaDcIiII Ilallllls 0... ' ion·t necessarily directed toward them. They can'l elp the lad lIIat "ParbicIe students" is one 01 the definitions 01 apotbel.tc·· lisled 10 Webster's Dicliooary. On the other fronts. Santa. wbiIe ,...... passiJlc around UDder- taDdinc. there are others ""'" could __ . The administntioa by Ken Meyer Editor sbouId UDderslaDd \hal Putside """""ta are adults aDd don't need to be .... ed _ it .- to beK compaDies wantinC to sponsor ........ .wi ~S_ p - tile Dice ladies in the Coffee Shop Iar. JIIlIilis 10 _'t tile RMca IIlalf (and lIIIfOIl" else around lIii Ca6ee ) _ witII perpe\IIal, ar'!Plillinc "Bagel's ......If,......'t do tIIiI, ,.,..'D """ Rqer DeW windo .... be- __ ... will _ be sIIaltBed. (1IoDe I'--'t.... for too ...,. I1Iis Jar. I've been a good boy (ar at Ieoat IlIIt -, '-I) I1Iis _. II JIIlll came througb with these ...-. I'D ........... "'" a IIiee -t Dell _-JOIIf cboice: milk and motIes or bee< and piaa. Kenny , Letters to the Edito'r Christmas is what you make of it To the Editor: As time travels onward. once again we find that Christmas is upon us. Christmas it not only a holiday and the season surrounding it, but a mystical. magical leeling aU its own. It's a lime of peace and joy, a lime of love and hope. yet unfortu· nately as the Christmas season ends, so do these feelings. They're transitory, yet they should be stationary and permanent. Christmas is what you make of it. For me it's playing Santa Claus lor children. senior citizens. the handicapped and relarded. For olbers, it's giving gifts. making cooIties and cakes. shopping. putting up the tree. shoveling snow and skiing. Unfortunately. it's also a time 01 depression for many-due to 1oneliness. lack of money or the loss or • loved on. But. whatever Cbristmaa is to you, it's what you make or it. II you want to forget an al!out Christmas. then it will pass you by. But if you want to make somethiDc out 01 your Christmas. then it 1riII be something you CaD remember for the rest 01 your life. Take pride and take heart in Christmas. Help those. who need it and in turn you'U be helping yourseU in lindiDg !be mystical. magical leeling of Cbris!. mas. 5incereIr. Bennett SchIiesnUD PSGA SeIIIIor Isenberg gives thanks I'd like to thank eacb and ev«'/ ODeof you for the care and _ you expressed after I had my accldent. I appreciate aU the cards. visits. gifts and pbone calli that f received, and assure you your COIICIII bas encouraged me in the time 01 much-needed support. Thank you. Happy holidays to you and .". families. K.n M.y •• __ EcIIIor J.nn'- TunlcMlcz _ ~ ~ John Kov.Me _ ~ Patrlcla Cumb'- _ _.Spon. E_ MJc_ K_ _ PlIoto Editor And, _nan _ --. 1Ianag .. C._ Ch.ll _.._ A-.&ng g<tr J.1l Wlcka ._ _ __ D1slrblllon _g<tr P.I H.n.lak ._ __ Aaat. au II8nag-. WRITERS JaaIee CbaM, Cart CIIemouski, Karl Dixon. Micbael Firdlow. ~Uf .KadclalJ, Bob Kiesilllg, ~Marie Linn. Rick Luehr, Ilobb Luebr • .rillWbi~~=: Di<t Obabi .... .BiII NIc:t 'I1lome. $arab UbIi& PHOTOGRAPHERS - _. TIIddH_. Pbil .-. Done 1IId!:¥of. __ Iiq, Kum Tr-*I, Gary Zalokar. Ronger is written and ediJed by students 01 UW.Po,lclift and "., a,.. so'-'., ,...~nJible lor i,s ~i'o,jo' policy and cant.",. Publi$Md,..-r Thur~oy durmg th. Dcodemic yeor except during breaks and ItoIidoJ'I. Ronger is printed by the Rodne Journol Timel. A)I couesportdence should b. addressed to, Porhide .on~r, Univt"- Jify of WncOIIsin.Porbide, 80. No. 2000. Kenosho, Wn.53''''. le''-rs to ,,,- .di'or ..wI be occepted if typewri""n, dcwW.~ 0/1 standord size poper. LeH,,~ should be leu ,hon 350 words ond """If be ~ .... 0 "'ephone nl.lmbe, i"clllClftI fo' ",#ication p41r~ No,..s wiI be withheld fOf y"Iid fItOJOn•. Deed'- lor '-"ers is Tuesdoy 10 a.1ft. fo, pubJicorioll T~' .0,.. raetW, the rigM fiD ,.11.1... Ie"'n COft~ini""foI. ond .",... ,.",......,. t ,.,....,. D! ... II. IllS ~ 2 Beer companies singled out Corporate sponsorships to be controlled"But it seems in appropriate to push for reduction of alcohol _ swnption and have open sJlOllSOr. ship of events. We're not Prudes and there's no way we're going ~ stop people from drinking beer We're not going to do this in ~ heavy-handed way. but we do want them to become responsible drink. ers." Guskin said that there Ole ", number" of students unhappy WitII the moves to cut down drinking at Parkside. He also said that be hasn't beard a complaint 'bout drunk students in class for IeYera1 years. Although Guskin would like II> see the consumption of alcohol 011 campus reduced. be does see \imitations. "U we said 'absolutely 110 drinking anymore,' then it -w be very moralistic and matemalistic. but we're not doing that," be said at the lorum. He continued: "U 1 had my OWD way. we'd cut hack a whole lot more. but 1think that would be inappropriate. Personally. I'm not in favor of the amount of driJIkq. 1 think we in the university do !be reverse of what we say. What we're basically doing. but not stoppiJlc drinking at certain points. is sayinc to people that you can go out to your car and drive away wbe. you've had three or four been." .. 'I'lle iIIIIt 01 the Parbide lldmil>- iIlnlioD', <OIllJo1hllC the .-. oIIIp 01 compus oven" by boor ....... paleo, wbicIl a.-eoor AIaa GutlID adda !1 dur1III biI Raacor· <poDIO<ed... lorum Nov •• 4.... lImoIt IlIIIeNIIxd _ a IormaI ID .. 1n\enWW Iut -s Wllb llt KOllOIba News. GlDkln aod as· _t a.-eoor for EchacabOllal .... Carla SloIIIt stated thai ormaI jNo«<Iw .. lor aucb spoo- ....... 11ft -uy ID the worb. ..... .... ... 01 ..... cempIeted ~ It ,,5 ... ie h -u,. .. cWt ........ ad_the e" .... .. F 'h" ilia. wtdl tile ........, ....... l1114Jor prodDctt !IoI' jed 011 tIlen>-ue ftIJ ....... .... em i_But lately. ODe IpedIk type 01 opclIIIOl'IIup. that _ by boor """,pen"', bat ....". UDder the ..... 1IDy 01 ...- _ _1lOII. 0_ Aid .1 the ... lorum tbII the edministnbOis "\ryUlC 10 nit down 011 .tlfmpls by beer compuifI 10 mer- the YOlwne 01 boor that is consumed" because the ~ ~ the hI er dnnke 01 19 will red..., the nwnbe! of tIcobol COQJum<.: "The feeling is that there is much drinking here. " -Chancellor Alan Gus kin too Pti : any. GlDkln sax! al the 1cnaD. "I was sbocked at the ~ dolII 01 cIruIklDc OIl compus (when I ... 10 W'1S<OIIIiD1." He Aid be wwId like 10 red1a tIcolIol COl'l- • ...... because aI<oIloI bas ...... "too anaIabIe" 011 campus. .......istntmly. e- told the News that "the leeIiDc Is that there Is 100 mudl cInIlIIiDc ben." SloIIIt \old !be News thai she bat boped IiDce !all ,... thai Iorm.al procedares would be writlell <OOCenling alcohol company spoilsonIups of campus actiVIties. Siolfl. said thai sucb plans, bopefuIIy 10 be completed by student input by January. would probably be subjective--mearung that an event roold be rejecled because the sponsor IS • beer company. But. NE RIEFsl SCAN 100 i g for coordinator Foundation's conference center. dealing with child abuse and incest. '!be SCAN group is romposed of commuruty leaders, educalors and representatives o[ social service qencies '!be volunleer coordinalor should hav. an accredited degree in a soda! 5ervic~related field and KiJIl Baucrud. coormnalor 01 would work WIth social service lJDlvenlty EatensioD at"'- aeenoes as ft1I as >ictims 01 inlIld • membe< 01 the SCAN <:om- cost. _, Aid the group ... lormed For IIlOI'e inlonnation call Dr. III February IoIIoWIDC a coal... • _ Hayden. chairman of the ...... at W'1Ddspred, the Jobnson committee, al ~ *='-"~' .. ~~~~~~~ '12);' .... ./..:..u.:...., :.... Ii J ., 411\1·\1 ST/f: 7. l' ...00...... oerlng 'V j RAel 632-5879 E. WI· : I ~ Gille _eolle yovlOlle sometIUng t1Iey'D 10Ile. . 1. 15% D' I - 100/< u.c-. - ;;::.I' f ' w_ -. _ f _ .. - • Wedclioov a-.. - AD Otber""'" . , wIdt S"'llh •• ID . ( We feature ~ II RTQ1RVED f Class Rings. ~~~::f:~~~~~,inSi.~ 'I'lle commiUee 00 incest 01 the >lop CllIId Abu>e and Neglect. Inc SCAN) 0'laniullon of Racine CoUDty b oeekinC a volunteer pro- ;ram coordinator lor at least to 10Un a -s10 implemetll goals 01 llt group detmnIlled at a semmar II ...- Iut spnIl&. abe poitl\I out, not all beer compoIIY .....-ed _ts would be rejected. SloIIIt Aid IIDIIle events miIbl be rejected because simi1ar events had already ...... held durin& lbe year . "Eacb _I would hav. 10 be justified. and have a good case as 10 wily it must take place," said StoIIIe. "It sbouId be considered in~ peadmUy. rather !ban allowing a certain number 01 sponsorships 00 a 1irst<Ollle. first-served basis." Similar 10 what Gaskin said at the forum. Slofne said thai "given the climate of the 19-year-old drink· ing law. w. duln'l leel we wanted a tremendous number of events on campus sponsored by beer compa· nies. Actually. !bere's no reason for • beer rompany 10 sponsor anytbin& out bere unless they want publicity. U they want 10 sponsor oomething. pay for thai event and have DO corporale identification. \bey can do thai." A fonna! procedure for sponsorships would probably have tbe cbanceIlor's office know which student groups are looking for sponsors and which rompanies want to .....- events. said Slome .. (For sttM\eIIl leaden' vi.wpola .. ,.... aceompuyitlg story.) Guskin realizes that if fewer sponsorships are approved. the uni. versity will lose money. The Parkside Union lost approximately $16,- 000 last year. "It·s like looking a gift horse in lbe moulb," Guskin told the News. Seminar to travel USSR VISits 10 cities with distiqcUy contrasting cultures including Moscow, ~d, ~evan and Leningrad will be among slops in lbe upcoming Parkside Soviet seminar trip 10 the U. S. S. R. from Mardl 10 10 24. Cost 01 the two-week study tour is $1.690. which includes round-trip air fare from Chicago 10 lbe U. S. S. R. as ft1I as transportation within the U. S. S. R.. all food and lodging and admission 10 a number of cul· tural events. Participants will also have opportunities 10 engage in activities 01 personal interest, such as sampling various restaurants and purchasmg souvenirs. ftecistralioo deadline is Jan. 15. but earlier enrollment is encouraged to assure "eating aboard the transatlantic flight. For more infor· mation, call ~2467 between 1 and 4 p.m. Parkside history professor Oliver Hayward will be the lour direclor. and will accompany the group during lbe entire trip. Hayward. whose area of expertise is Russian history. also will teach a course at Parkside tiUed. "Special Topics in International Studies: Soviet Seminar" which will meet Thursdays from 4:30 to 7: 15 p.m. beginning Jan. 19. The course, which will cover aspects of Soviet liIe is required lor all Soviet Seminar participants and can either be taken for three academic credill or audited. which is aboul haU !be nonnal registration fee. The travelers will have a c!lsD<e 10 observe culturally distincti.e d\. ies. such as the traditional.-heaYily Asian Moscow and lbe WesterDoriented Leningrad. as well as !be cultures of Central Asia and !be Caucasus in the form of the ancient cities of Samarkand in Soviet llibekistan and Erevan. the .. pllal city of Soviet Armenia. The lour includes visits to impor' .tant siles such as the KremIln iD Moscow and the Hermill,e Museum in Leningrad. as well asI 'number of cultural events such IS the ballet and the circus. Board of Regents approve funds More !ban $8.000 in funds supporting Parkside laculty research, a campus chillkare program and a student scholarship was accepted Fliday. Dec. 9 by the UW S)'Stem Board of Regents. The Regents accepted a grant of ~.ll97 from the U. S. Department 01 Inletior in support of a rontinuing research project by Parkside anthropologist RIchard W. Stolfie. SIorne is studying bow a planned expansion of lbe U. S. Army's Fort Carson (Col) manuever area would affect the cultures of American indian tribes with religious and cer· emoni.al ties 10 lbe area. The grant brings 10 $33,000 the Iotal amount awarded lor the project. The Regents also accepted a ; i~gran~t=O:f~$4~.!654~fro~m~thestate De- • " of &aItll.aDd ~ ices for expansion of the Parkside Child Care Cenler's infant-toddler program. which cares for infants age two weeks and older whose parents wnrk or are students at the university. Also accepted was a grant of $890 was from the U. S. Department of Education's College Library Resources Program whicb will be used by the Parkside librarY to pur' chase books and audio-visual materialn,e Regents approved a $51 lift by multiple donors 10 !be LiIJjaIl James Memorial Scholarship, ::: ded annually to outstanding P de music studenls. King program scheduled On Monday. Jan. 16 the university will sponsor a co~emorative program in honor of the birthday of the late Dr. Martin Luther King. Jr.~ the Nobel Peace Prize-winning CIVIlnghts leader who was assassinaled in Memphis in 1968. The program" to be held in the Unlob ~ at1'(!.m: lh\l'lllg.lhe' '. activity hour. will feature a disPlsf prepared by the Library /[,earIlII1 Center. music by a local gospel group. readings by students and .. address paying tribute to theleg><1 of the slain leader. II" Students. (acully and staff ~ , vited to atlend the program • ieCejlljoj> 'al~: . ',',' • .......,. De "'-l~ 1113 flaqer .... to by Michael KaiJas ....... \'_ Otso- tOint lrom "hI prae ••td K_ ~.yor Jon BiIolti (1IIird lrom rigbl) 11Io _I to ................ <oIItcte6 to ... dlstribottd to am _., soc Toy drive a success Internships available The Public Service Internship Progrllrn (PSIP) at Parkside has spring openingS for students who wish to earn political sCience credits as interns in local, state or national government agencies. PSIP students get practical experience in working in political campaigns, helping with legal services for the poor, solving constituent problems for legislators, assisting local administrators 10 providing community services, working with planning agencies and assisting local court agencies. Students can earn from three to six academic credits as interns, In the past, PSIP interns have worked for Congressman Les Aspin, the city of Kenosha, the Racine Jail Alternatives Program the Kenosha Police Department' the Racine Police Department, th~ Racine County Public Defender's Office, the Kenosha District Attorney', Office, the Wisconsin Deparlment of Local Affairs and Development the Racine County Juvenile Court' the Racine Clerk of Courts, the ~ nosha County Juvenile Court 3Ild numberous other public and private agencies, . Persons interested in enrolliD& ill the PSIP program can pick up .,. plication lorms in WLLC 334 or pbone the Community Outreach alfice at 553-2032. I Merry Christmas! I Drinking age issue PSGA supports United Council HUDdreds 01 RaoDe and Kenosba .,.. c:b1Idron will enjoy • bapPler IloIIday _ this year llwlIts to tile IlIIdoaI Ole ' II.. e-iJ (SOC) IIId !he IIlIIIJ people - daaIIed ilema to lIus year's toy -- In coopenlioo wtth the RaC1ne Toys lor Tau pnJInI1l and the oUiee of Kenoaba Moyor John Bilolti, soc collected many toys during the drive tbat ended la.t Friday, Amonl lbe more uDlque "em. 10UDd 10 \be drop<>U barTeIs were a Smurt drum set and a lhree-footIonI slIIffed elephant. After getting oU to a slow start, \be dnve generated a 10. of participalioo in ils last lew days. and SOC pesldent V_ Olson was very IItisfied with !he reuIts. .. A tremendous thank-you to everyone who donated toys is in line," said Olson. "The people bere were very generous in what lbey did." Olsoo also said that she bopes to see \be toy drive become all annual event at Parkside and that future drives will be even more successful, • Tf)' Old Styte ~., ..nd ... • ...... / it cnsp dean tasMl thats la'le l!'le di1lerence ,number one WIth mdliOnS KraeusernnQ: m lies It 01 American beer f .1ne Old Wortd way at pur. drmk8f$ o.d Styte's their • DIe-no dovbM bt8'tW1Q I SI)oIe So 00 a!'lead and • • Ih" g.... 0'. Sly," ma••• , """S ~ MAKE IT YOUR STYLE FOR THE HOLIDAYS by Mart FeIdmu The Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) passed a resolution Dec. I officially endorsing a United Council endorsement for research, whicb will be used to poaIbIy cballenge Wis<onsin's new drinking age of 19. The state scbool system lobby group overwhelmingly approved a plan of legal research last month. The research is being conducted under lbe supervision of Peter Persbek, who is being retained hy the Tavern League of Wisconsin. "u they decide to pursue this, it will set a precedent in the Supreme Court," said Parkside senator Ben Schliesman. "The United Council will take it that high." The research is scheduled to be completed by lbe first of January. "Right now a lot 01 people say it looks 5G-50," Schliesman said. "The United Council wants to see lbeir name on the action as having introduced it." U a lawsuit is undertaken, most of the funds would come Irom lbe Tavern League. "United Council will give money, but I am about 99 percent _ Parkside would not contribute:' Schliesman said. "PSGA does IlCIl have any money in lbe budget; we cannot afford it." The United Council resolulloD described the two-way street 01 tile raised age law. "Eigbteen-year-oldl are being treated like seconckIaIt ~ilizens,"Schliesman said, "People want to keep alcohol out 01 tile higb schools, but if (l8-year-01dl1 can go to war, vote, gel married ,nd go to trial as adults, tbey ,houldn't be able to have a beer. It's a Catch-22 situation," Student employees have grievance procedures by _ TuIlklelcz N.... E4itor Student employees do have a means of recourse for a jo1>-related dispute. Dick Cummings, Personnel Manger, said that student complaints relating to pay praclices, such as not receiving a check, should be resolved with the payroll office by contacling Fran Ventura. "The payroll oUice will try to correct the problem. U lbe problem is a paycheck question, we will con· tact the department and find out why the student has been inconvenienced," said Cummings. Personnel problems lbat do not relate to payroll should try to be resolved at the lowest possible level by first contacting the supervisor. U the student employee doesn't receive satisfaction from the supervisor, he/she should contact the department head and then the ap- :~ propnate chancellor. . * American, Motorshow ~ * With ~ * JIM BRADLEY : ~ WRJN - 1400 AM ie' * 6:05· 6:30 A.M_ 3:30 - 4:00 P M ie * MONDAY THRU FRIDAY -. ie •• ~•••••••• ¥••••• ¥: "Since lbe student employee dispute mechanism is in place, .. hope lbat if employees are baviD( problems, lbat they will use this mechanism," said CumrniDP· The student dispute pohcy is not new, according to CumrniDP, '"" poliey is briefly described in tile student employee handboOk wbidI supervisors should have distribut<d on the employee's first wort daY. The policy has been expanded II detail and should have been added temporarily to the handbook, '"" personnel office is currenUy wortjog on revising the student empIolee handbook and orientation lett,,· Cummings said that student .... ployees may be ·unaware 01 this mechanism lor recourse because " the supervisor's failure to c0mmunicate that this mechanislll doeI exist or because the empl%: hasn't read the handbook. To 0 • this problem, lbe payroll offiCe working on a plan to send ead! ~ ployee a handbook .t tbe jiIIlO hire, ~ • ,..,*'[,811 'IF""" -IIIL__ ~ __ IIIi !!!_!!!!!I!!!I_~~:;~~~~::~~::~r~~~!!!_2 • The mornmg after the night before "Oh. a gift for me? Who's It from? 1 hope it's not more bUbble bath. Oh look, there's two things in this box. It's just what 1 always needed and wanted, Ex·Lax and Poll-grip. Thank you, Duke," (I hope that you can guess that she's senile. Poor, poor thing,) "Gram, I'm Junior, not Duke! I wish that you'd just realize that Duke's been dead for flve yean. I get sick of taking a dog leasb Icr • walk," blared Junior because be's sick. of it and also because be's bid a combination of too many candJ canes and not enougb byper-adlYt pi1ls, "OK now, son, 1 lhinIt tbal's enough out of you. Now let's g<t III with the Christmas spirit. There's. gilt under the tree from Mom .... me to all you kids. 1want ,ou aD to sit in the middle of the lIoor wlllI the package in the middle 01 )'OlI. I want Spike on the far left, 'lblIl Mufly and then Junior. Junior slqI billing your brother Spike!" "Well he told me to!" "OK, open up the gift. Now_, is your camera ready?" "What camera?" responds Ills wife. "The one Ijust got you." "I didn't open any gills IS aI yet." "Ob," responds lather ooce be realized that he f'd up real bad. Concluding remark: As /be p!- ous occasion of unveiling /be Ii/lJ comes to a close, Ikindly wtsb lilt Parkside students a better £luisI. mas Morn. May your ChristmIJ slockings be stuffed till they bunI and miy you not have to tbalII your moustached aunt with a 1:iss. So It Goes The night before Christmas (1'" , '.. ' lIle _ a. "_- ,. CIIIIIIde ..... Plat 01 Ed Plant. IiII Plat tree, mistletoe. 1loII1••. 1lle IIdiIIIIJ III Fram above _ Plat IOlIIId 01 llooIbom em the roof Sooa _ little lOOt laIIIlDto the fIr-eplIft. 1lle nIIt· ~ !nlm Plat c:III1nDe7 IlfOWI- 'I1left II_IOIIDlI of straIDIIIc A p1IIIt loUows 1beD _ straiDed FOlD- IIllft lOOt laIII Po the IOUIld 01 f kIcItIIlC apiDst _ bricI< surl_. 1beD there IIaIIeD<e ) v.... · lI'MIIIcl ..... m. mw- • lOOt IaIII. _ 01 It _.... .. 11IIo Plat -.) by John Kovalic Feature Editor v.... · (lila I I I'U at'ttt ..."'II*! Plaak: Telt me aboaI it. I pIua<d two Jebovab'. Wit· _ wttb it )'eItenIay. tAild Plat ata...... 0-: (BoldIne -...:Il) OIl, my uker ... 1lle lIIe, 'llleo 01 lOOt Plaak: Tbat'D IMch 'em not to panhandle. Now Joot, 4* ' I _lIIe coapot pow, h" b" two .... ol>- ....... Wilal ea<lIy 1ft JIlII doiDJ here, anyway? jects -.0 lIIe JIa I:: Ole. s-Ia, pIcta lIjlllle aa.. : Simple. I'm the guy who'. suppooed to spread aIiw. _ 1IlIdt .... DIal ....... bImIoif 011-.1 ~. love and 1IiIIIenlandIDJ aaoand the worid. Peace ....... ..,..,. IDto the .... OIl Earth and all that. eb? ElII« Plant. ..... CIaoaI, wttb pislAlIleftied at the Plaak: (Paule) Vou'~ joking. 1alIA!r.) aaUl: No, really. . P1aDk: Waw, Ithought all JIlII guys died out in the m· Plaak: Olt. laid butt. ODe move and JIlII kisa your UiI- ti... tor JOOCI-bYe. , . V Lif'" Oaus: Hey, you want an ospIanalion or not? Cla... : U1l ,e<. ~ you boIIeft "This Is our e. Plank: Sorry. PIaIlk Try . fal man CIa... : Anyway. I spread the message of Jove around Claus <FaIliIIc ooto aoIa. lIIIllt<riIlJ Po bimoeIfll bow the world, see, and ... (Reaches into jaclr.el. puIJs out _ ! - ""- 01 ... tIo,ys. ICIGII) I'fe eat tbia list, -. and 1 kDow everyooe who'_ ""'*: ,. ID ,..,) Tell II.. lIIe..... creep. beeD naacbt1 and Di<:e. uh. uh. -' ..It·. pretty dIflIClaus: (1aw:sedliloall Wilat? Voa'ft not aorioas! You cult lr}'ing to ezpIain all this with you laughing like ...... who Iam? that "IanIl' I'm tunlinJ JIlII in, lelia. We don't want your Plank: (PicIting bimself off the Door, wiping _ tear <ind 01 skU here. This II - IIiee neigbborbood. per' from his eye, trying not Po laugh) S... sorry. Hey. 1OIt' N.. naughty and nice. Go on. :taus: Perwrt' Me? You'~ i<*inc! I'm Santa Oa ... , CIa;": (Glares) Hanunpb! Anyway, one night a year 1 You blow Cbnstmas spirit and all that. Ho. boo bo travel to everyone around the world who's been ... \IId~. • Plank: Whal! All m ODe night? Pl.uli. (Slopo _I phone) You IOl some ID? Oaus: (With greal restraint) Veees .... :lalll: ID' You think maybe I'm Karl Ma1deiI: Whal Plank: You mean all in one single night? Dusk to Jo I need with .. ID? dawn? Vroosb? ?IanIt: (PlaDk Ioob \be .... - up and down suspt. Oaus: V... ciouaIy) Plank: Impossible. Claus· (Feebly> Ho. boo boT Claus: Don't tell me it's flaming impossible, mate. I Plank' (IDPo Plat phone) Gimme Plat police ... (To Oaus) bloody do it every year, duo'l I? One move........ R........ ber who'. IIDt the goD. P1aDk: OIl, yeah? Whaldla use, an F-15 jet? Into phone) Hello? PolIce? I'd lite to report - per, Claus: (Evasively) Ub, .. nol euctly. OTt P1aDk: So? Whaldla use? Oaus 1 juIl really don't boIIeft tbia is bappelliDc. Oaus: (Dnwinl- deep breath) Vou're not going Po beI ... R-...taklaI pot-obolJ at Rodolf ....... 1 1Ieve this. _tAl WIISd lip __ jaDIor DIcIt TixJ. 1 don·t PIaIlk: Try me. lft 110 aapect- AIld my uker... Claus: Voa'~ really not going to believe this ... _: (SlIIl em ,.." Va, lbat'. riJbl. Red -.Is, ~~ Go be -a.a.aer ~ - He Ioob~. 'Ibaab. ..-_: OD. .. _"~ .... OallS: Well, \bat is. ..uh ... _ do 1 put this ... ? "- lip.) V _ .... did Plaak: Ompalient) W"' ..? .:taus. (Eats .. dIsbeiIofl Voa did 1l 011 .~, Qaus: (_ out) ~ reindeer. (, _: (SIb oppaoIIe _) 1lle c:opI'D be here ill _few __ Daa, 1aJ .aytIIIaJ ,..,. oby? Ieat cbIftII =:~lie aays. ass-. ............. 1'1 be Plaak: Voa'ft Isicb: ar8!'t you? • Plat I , Laot 1_ apIaID _yO' I.. 0-: (FaricMas) 1 .... you -.m't boIIeft it! lIIDk: EIpIMD a me "'I dIiIIIMJ ia C'I'Mft ~ • blocS OIlthe docx. Outside IirmI CaD be ell ..... ? 'nds 1.,aa beaad and _ lIasIIiaJ red IiJbt throws amber sbadows ~: Laat. I'lD SaIa CIaIas, ~ .. ? _ P1at-.) ..... : 1 ..., dae't .... If JCI'I'ft Bart SiarT, ....... 1auI Bart SiarT' TW :-*? Wbat. .. be c:oaId bo.t _ ...... maybe _ eaapIe .-s ~ IliJ c:boeIe! Voa _ IoalMIl? Hen, I'D 11ft you _ &dbaII ... <R-bes nIO DeL ...-diIIII> A.... 't 1 IDd e4a;'" •... !lIIII -dlIaJ, Ioob despenle) 11Ol .... here - Wft ._ (Loob up. (t I I , b") Would JCl'lIIlIIe Illr _ 'aboJe PMdl Kid? (Cap I lriab .... Iwilkufb Claus.) >taaIt. Sdo, ...... 1auI: (PaaidlJ, paiaIlIIIJ at pi He1! TW _ oiaId II» oil' lSiIoDce. Plaak IiII 1IlClticMI .... staring at Claus). Cap 1: PaIice! Opea 1Ip! Caas: (Motai,.) AIld me witbout .. much as __ .....-! Plaak: (Gc8 Po doar. IIrialp ill Ofli<:en 1 and 2) Hen lie is. ..,.. ..tbaI saclter'1 -.! c.c.... ' ....... u, by MIchael Lee Flrchow Setting: Christmas mom at the home of the lypicsl middle chJss family. it all to "Gee, gosh golly, dam 1 beck. Thanks mom! It's what 1 always wanted, an Apple Corporation's Lisa. It's a personal computer using the utmost in modern soft· ware capable of being hooked up to an Atari 1900 seri ..... " rambled Junior as be toyed with his Mr. Mike. f' "It'. Mufly·. turn to lay her ingen on _ gift 'and slasb the ~pping paper with her fmgem",~. P...... open the one from me. It s the ~ wrapped in the melal-stud· ded paper. Here Mully, I'lllhrow It at...errhbb, to you," said Spike. Mufly and Junior's older brother. "OIl, I mean," commented Muffy as .be pulled herself out from underneath the package. "it's Uke, Spike. I mean really. it's Uke you reaI1y sbou\dn't bave," A look 01 .ublime wonderment crosses her face as she remov" the present from the Bennan Bucltskin box. "Oh. bow grody, I mean gag me with Vv.. St. Laurent undergar- _! It·.like, wbat is it?" "It's your very own leather leddy equipped with velcro strips and tieme-<lown loopboles. Your boyfriend Bully wiIllhank me till he's blue in the face," stated Spike. «Gram, it's your tum to open a gift from me. It's just what you always needed and wanted. And ther· e's two, not one, but two. Go ahead, open it," blared Junior over his Mr. Mike. (Give biro a week and he'll be sick of it.) Carl's Christmas Corner It starts from the bottom and works to the top: You hear a small crackle. a hiss and a pop. And from ear Po ear you smile with glee. As up in flames goes your fine Christmas tree. You watch as the presents ~ bum at the bottom. Cabbage Patch Kids and Smurfs who would wanl 'em. Lego buildings and Barbie houses bum to the ground, And flnaIly you're left with a smoking black. mound. This child you see has a devilish vision brought on by this year's commercialism. Their standards you know are gelting lower and lower, 'cause the present he opened .... a Snoopy flame throw.... . . Carl C!lenIOIISki CRAZY AL'S The Christmas Kingl Crazy AI Sez: Hey! Crazy AI Guskin here, and have I ~ a deal for you. You want ChristmaS treel , We got Christmas trees. C'mon down. 10 Crazy AI's Christmas Castle and pick yourself a pine. Hell, take one for lhe doQ, too. Jeeze, we got so many damned trees down here you wouldn): believe! At theSI prices. we gotta be CRAZYl • Hey who do you know wanls to buy tree? RANGER .1 nw..." 011 ..... 5, Ita Final exams bring about test an~iety ., IIIdlItl .... fIrdoow Wllll lbe _ 01 liJla1 aamIDa- -. _ IIld IlIIioty bocome lbe 1110 major _Ions aport- -.111,,1' b .. -'-1l1lbe ....... - ...,... _. DurlIIc IIaIiI. It eM ....... -.. block to be IonDed lMI CGUId .... ID loUI ~ ud lIoe IMbiIity to <Uk_lte:' •• teed Carol CIIbea. DIredor of EArthe.' Procnm Support. .. ..., psJ"bolo"C.. e .. t* place wIleD I ponoa lUff ... IrollI _ 1lIIioty. - dloace ..... tile 1)7 I" ''''tit 8Ir'fOUS .,....tINI_....,. ... '*" 01 ........... blood .... .......... , " 'h ... c-. blltCJ*k.'" r « n... I c:lbllcalpor' ' .. IDd Pa' .He IiIadt)' . .... tbe put, 011 leIt IlIIioty ... oIIond to beIp ..... to cope witIl tbe lrIaII ud lrI~ 01 1IuII. HoweYer. ..... _1' ·nol......... ... 1M» ..... JIll' al Pa' He', 1iIadt)'. IlI1 80 tc..- oIIond. But we do bape to orpaIIe __ leIt .-, IIIIIiDar ID tbe -. 111- Iln." IWl!d CaIbea. ..EacIt stllCleDt must IilId his 0WlI procIuc:tlv. i1W.ty ...... 1. It ti.. ..............btl_ btul& over· ...-as ud .......eu..lrtt ... PfDdu'I 011 lbe IIIdIvicIuaI It IS ..., " _ tbe __ IaItaIlIt ..-I IlIInDIaI _ CllII be naIdtd. .. St.' ... ,cboJocisI 8iJls $tIre propooed • lbeor)' 011 sa- Ibol be IemItd lbe .-a! adaption .,... cIrom.. TIti.s .daptioa syndrome <- cIlarI) ilMllvts _ stales of rtSpODStS. The initial response to sa- is 0IIt 0I1Iarm. usa- COl>- tbe ...- .... iDIo • ...,. .... st. a" , Bal,~· IIICe is ...., IOOd for .. 1onI. SoolI -....'-' r-----tl------+---'\----- OI~.t'lU' Stress test Test yourself for stress Wbtft do ,.,.. fall 011 I ocaIt 011 • It* """"Ib Iimt to - to 5 IrollI I. _ ....... ; • I lID in COIIIroI: • doD'l fttl 2: iijiWLItIJ; 3, S .... '"'"'1. t. .Ityper' witIl III)' mind ud bDdy Fa.......,.• I. _ AInys. .... too bsl SCan ,...... OII.c1t ~IDLLlDd •• COD _ kit-...w1thDu1 lo\lII ,oar .... dIflIclIIt)', • • COD L'lIt'IlIIIiae .metJ IIld ANALYSIS OF YOUR SCORE: Utp It IrollI iDIerferIDI _ III)' U JOIi lo\lIIIed 40 to 50 poIDIs, daII1 k1l¥IIlei. "'" .. IrWlDI ,oar bDdy wry • ."'111)' mind udbody _ ..... A ... 31-40 _Its JOUr oat ... .... IIfHtyIt IuIbiIIIft IOOd- A II:Gft 01 • • a..,.ct III)' _ ~.h ............. tIIII IrollI I sa- __ " 'J .~ _1ItIDp - adjust· •IIfI""""Ib tltilf)1DI tIetp. __ EaR .. ud IlsIeD ""'"' •III\IDJ III)' life. ..mIIJ to ......... IrollI ,oar • I IIlII atIetp ill • IiIlDDIeI • body. U "'" occnd It to •• ,.,.. .... 1ft IlDlIloIeatiDI to JOUr body. Sev· •I.........,at aiIIll onI ............... lDdlcaIecL ~More tests appear on pap 12 • May studealS may experience leSt lDXiety duriag finals week . """"lb. tbe tbinI ItveI is entered. _ is \be tIboustioD stace. "In IDiIlt tIudeatt. lb. two wteb of liJla1s is ....,..... to reach this tbinI stace:' Slid PlIuIsoa. A studeatl must DOl over-<ludy bt<ause Ibol in ilstU puts I 101 of ,m-'" stress upon on iDdividuai. Yet • ItlIdtaI .ul 801 aDder· JItIdy. Ilddtd PlIuIsoat. "Effective studyiDg is a good way to avoid anx· iety. IIstudent sboulda'l wail until immediltely before lb. lesl 10 study. II good amoual of sleep is -.cI on the Diibl befare the lesl. DOl to LlltDIioD a good breakfasl in \be momiDg," staled Cashen. PlIuIsoat believes thai a student sbould. never cram for an eDlll. The studeal should study for apo prazimately a baIf bour, then lake I break aad resurne sluydia,& Ibe same topic shortly thereafter. He also Slid thai material will siDk in .... 1 if the studenl sleeps afler studyiDg. U il is It all possible. ooly 0IIt subject sbouId be sludied per Diibl. U it isD'l possible. enough Iimt sbouId be I1Iowed between subjects to \be previous material bas I lime to siDk in. Aboul 20 minules bel .... \be own. \be sludeal tbouId CO to his classroam.sil in \be ... t Ibol be silt in during Itcbft iJld _ over his DOles. lidded PlIu!IDlI. CatIIett proposed I lilt to follow to lMlid • poaibIt LlltDIII bIoct ud ICGrt tUC<eSSfuJIy 011 ... own: Hotline • • traInIng 'Ibere wiD be I Crisis InterveaIioat BotIiDe InitliDIlor IDaovative YDUIIt Senlces 01 RaciDt. btgiDDial tbe 6nI wet in February. 'I1Ie IraiDiDI IttIiDlI will 1Ist lip- .......... 1eIy 15 boun. iIId \be regulor work boun 1ft four boun per wet f. tillllOLllhs. eon. mdit is naiIabIe. U iDIeresttd. CDlII.Ict .Mlc:btlk IkCUtby II &3'/-9551• ClbjeclIW! tuIII: I. Find out if your proftstor will penalize far guessing oa on ezam. 2. Read through the enUre ewrr to fiCure out how much time shauld be spenl on each question (allowing lime to recheck answers). 3. Answer ooly questions you are sure of on the firsl run·through. t. NOlI, Inswer lbe questions that caa be inlelligently guessed al. 5. FinaIJ,. if guessing won·t result in a penalty. do so intelligently, through the eliminatioa of all im· possible options. Essoy tuIII: I. Before writing. organize your thoughts and pul them in outline fonnal. 2. Write legibl, . 3. Spell all words pmperlJ. t. U the essay Invol... I COIlIroversial issue. yaur answer IhouId reflect the views of the Instruc:tGr or text. nal your awn vieltt DDItaI specifically asked . "u in the course of tUiIIc • eum, a menlll block It cnotod due to anxiety. the studenl sItoIId allempl to relax himself. 1bIt IIIIJ be Iccomplished by tUinI I deep breath ond resuming the tSIIII DD<I! tome anxiely has been reltiitd. II relaxation exercise for a iIDdeIt thai takes practice to pttftcllt .... in which he thinks of peace ODd tranquilily 10 soothe his troublod mind. Maybe a beautiful ...... 01 art will be Ihougb aboul. Df , spring day al the lake. af Illy sadI tranquil Ihought," concluded Cashen. "";"~I:-~-="~=rer==~I5,glll3~!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~:~~::~:~!!!!!!!I!I_ • A test of anxiety NIBIIbeI"on a sbeet of paper from 1 to SO. .. • Mad each of the foDowing statements TRUE if It describes JIla IIId FALSE if it does 1101. , 1 I do not lire quickly. Z' I am often sid< to my stomach. 3' I am about as nervous as other people . .:Iba¥e very few headaches. . 5. I wort WIder a great deal of ~ . .. J __ keep llIJ IlliDd 011 ~ thing. 7 I worry ~ money and bUSll1e5S. . .: I fnqueJlIlJ llOtice my haDdI shake wbeD I lly to dll ............. t I blush as often as others. _ Ii. I h8ve diaIrIIea 0Ili:e a moath. or more . ll. I worry quiw. bit over pollSlble troubles. 12. I pnctically aever blush. . 13. I am often afraid that I am ~ to blush. If. I have nighbnares every few nights. 15. My bands and feet are usually warm eoough. 16. I sweat very easily even on cool days.. . 17. When embarrassed I often break outlD • _t wbich II "'J.. ~ IIOt often notice my heart pounding and I am seldom IIIart II breath. 19. I feel bungry almost all the lime. ZOoOften my bowels don't move for several days .t. lime. 21. I ba¥e a great deal 01 stomach trouble. zz. At limes I lose sleep over wor!}'. Z3. My sleep is often resUess and disturbed. 8. I often dream about things I don't like to tell olber peop/e. 25. I am easily embarrassed. 26. My feeliDgs are hurt more easily than those of lllOIt peop/e. 27. I often find myself wonying about something. 28. I Wish I could be as happy as others. 29. I am usually calm and IIOt easily upset . 30. I cry easily. 31. I feel anxiOUl about something or someone aImoIt aU of tile u.e. 32. I am happy most of the lime.' I, 33. It makes me nervous to have to wail. M. At limes I am so resUess that I cannot sit In a cbalr for ftI7 .... 35. Sometimes I become 10 excited that I find it hard to let 10 ... 36. I have often felt that I faced so many diffJcuJtles that I c:alllill1III overcome them. 37. At limes I have been worried beyond reason about ........... lW reaDy did not matter. :18. I do not have as many fears as my friends. :It. I have been afraid 01 things or people that I know could not .. me. to. I certainly feel useless at limes. f1. I find it hard to keep my mind on a task or job. U. I am more self-conscious than most people. C. I am the kind of person who takes things hard. 44. I am a very nervous person. 45. Life is often a strain on me. 46. At limes I think I am no good at all. 47. I am not at all confident of myself .• 46. At limes I feel that I am going to crack up. 49. I don't like to face a difficulty or make an important cIeclIIa SO. I am very confident of myself. ANSWERS: Give yourself one point for all of the following statll1IBIlI that you marked TRUE: 2,5,6,7,8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16, 17, 19, ZO,n,ZI, 23, 8, 25, 26, 27, 28, 30, 31, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 39, to, 41, U, C, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 and 49. Give yourseH one point also for all of the foI1olIlaI that you marked FALSE: I, 3, 4, 9, 12, IS, 18, 29, 32, 38, SO.Now \alii the number ofpoints you have. This is a rough estimate of bow ..... r our Judge rourself to be. The higher you score yourself, the 1lllII'e.' 10US you think you are. The midpoint for one sample of college sIDdents was at about 13. Take these stress tests Eacb tum below q COI1IpOlIeII 01 a pair 01 phraa Rate younelf tr.. I til 7, ......... fIl whore JOG ,.,. lleioIII "'- the two ... ,..., ,..... 1Clft. A'" 01lit til 110raub yoa• a,.".A.I ••• ..-_a .... ... "' ........ "-lOto - ,.,. _ a ,.". A'a, a "' ........ _al· ,,'of ~",a,.".A. ·,.._r...ta-.yoa - a"'" &I, • ..-at\1 ....... • .. abIo til ..... ..... 9 '; with ...... "-. til zt _ yoaare -".. \lit aad IlllbbJy to be strl- '" C8IIlIac iliDE_os. t Dosn mind 1nvlnc l1linp t , XU tty tmftrrisbed MIISt If't tbIap IilJaIIled oace started I.CMIo and ...... iltd aboat IpI ' , Neoor late ... appoiIlt. 3. Not -.peIi2noe. HiIlIlJ .-. petitIft. .. LioPeaI .... le2I c6en IiaiIII J :iII t\ r '£ 2 a.- •a Ph- <-*. . $ ' ...... , ... oPIJonl 5. Neoor •• -.y. _ ..... Pi ed. Atwa,o •• ....,. . .. Eao, ..... Atwa,o .... f1II.' ........ '. MIt ...... CIIIIIIIy. u-, ......... .. 'Ia.. _ I1I1II at • liIDe. 'I'ltea ... do _ .... _ lbiaI at at liIDe. l1liab about wIlat to do -. t. Slow aad 1 ''t... In opeedL v....- and forcefal In- rpeecII (- a lot 01ceoemes). 1.. eo.,eu.. <1 with IIlls1}inJ ......., .......... W_ recopI- .. .., otbea fIlr • joll ..u.. ll. Slow ..... tbIap. Fast daiIII tbiIIp (eotinC, wabIc, ok.). 12. Easy ....... 1IankIrivinC. 12. Expresses feelinp. Holds IeeIIIp iD. II. ... lqo __ of __ ..... I'Pw iII7eroIb ...- -. 15. __ job. A ..... ..... qaicIl .. II., job . II. Neoor __ _ e-.lets 0WIl c&ee.1Jlnpt, 17. Feeil limited I'ftIlOIIslbi1tly. Atwa,o feeb respoasible. II. Neoor ,....lbInp in _ '" ........... Oftell JndIes paloaar -.e In terms of numbers (bow ..." bow much). It. Casual aboul wort. Takes -.It oerioasIy (worlis _, ....._'-J. • Not very precise. Very predoe lcanNI .... d<tail). Under stress? Test yourself counseling o OIl .4 from Pace t ... IDdIoidua1 and poup therapy ~ ..... a dioIIt's _. Their pi In counseling is to obIain a ........ wledae of buman 1M>- ....... , to beIp ~ peI'SOlIII or ooda\ Pio1llti .. and til help people acquire elfectIYe COI'i8I stills. Youth and Family Services use • variety of !benpeutic 1Ippi--' The staH members ba're -.kly - sharing approaches aad ,,* .. Do yoafeeI..-.e til ........ pM or til fit tbIap . .. Aft "'" -r wd abouP beiwI eIl1ler weIl-liIood or IUtteSIfar. • It. Do ,.,. perform well ........ In life to IItiIfy --r. II. Do you fit pf!sfrtiOll from the IIIIIIl J01I or IIIIlpIe pleasures of life! 12. Aft JOG able to reaDy re1aJ< aad ...... l1In! ********** !<ore Olle pamt lor each yes an. -, q- Olle to 1lIne; aad Olle pam? loa each 110 _, queslioas 10 to 12 '\be """ b..Io'lists say a score 01 row or IDlft ""IIe5b you may be - RC!"fi .... ' sPress. "Our job," says Mar1ene Swoboda, counselor at Youth and Family Services, "is to define a penon's problem. We never teU anyone what they should do. Rather, we make our ..bents aware at the alternatives and !be CO<lSeQuencesof those a1lernati,·es. Youth and Family Services also has JlrOSI'8lI>S fa< youth in !be fonn of peer-group counseling and trained counseling In both individual and crouP sessions REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 19 - 23 Youth and Family Services has been operating since 1974. It is l0- cated at 3514 60tb Sl. in K~ba_ ONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY '8.m. -II p.m. 'a.m.·6 p,m. 9 a.m.· 6 p.m. 9a.m. -6 p.m. Suicide Continued f101DPace t give the volunteer a positive plan III action for the future. In closinI, tile volunteer will encourage uieat It call back if needed. There are tbings family and friends can do. One of !be ..... things is- to get !be person to .. about the ·future, eveo if it's jill one day. Also, never tell the.perlllW yOu empatbize, because 110 one caa ever know exacUy what lbe1 art going through. Another thing iI. lD allow them to feel sad. Tellial them they should cheer up wiD0117 raise feelings of guilt at a IiJIe when they already feel tbeir ...... What {rien~ cap do~ to give _ , , !l\IJIIe, ~uPJlOl:l a!"f '"~ 1heY,~ SOCSPECIAL Mon.-Frl. Bowtlng - SOOGame Pool • SOO¥.e Hour We've Got A Game For You! .. 1 11Iii 7 ,DI .. ~_ r The Parkside interview: Wayne Johnson No more Mister nice guy .......Pr:- ...... ""'KJe6I ...................... .................. .., ,. , w.,. ...... - _ .... III cIIIIee ,.. ..... ' 7 ."No .... ,. Gu," ''S II .... IIlIt 10 _ • COIflt ,.,. •• " .. ..' , "." ,·It _ • phi.....,.., I IIOedod 1boL" • ...,& HI" IrGlIie .-IIlc IraaI JaIDoa wbo. ID 1lddI_ to lndlInc P"'laeoplly al PutsIde. baa .... U- 1 'pi.. bricfIeo ............... IIliDIItor .r.._.,-.....IQI G8IJ llaIf·lc*iDIIJ JollDIoa __ rnJI)' tIeddod wbaI_ ..-.. 10do! wIdlllll life. Ilat ..... ,. ..... 'oIoorInIa _ .. til wItb lIle IIIIiIIIaIe pi 01 boIp- ... poopIo. Be d.... IIlIt .... bas """ rftI«tfd 11\ his CAl'ftr dloices, llIId lIlal his apesltoca so far ...... aIIowo:d .... 10 __ boiler at 1IilIrIlIII - poapIe. Be calli It .... ' 'S" '''!Ilore _ to ... peapIe wbo .... IairIJ Mr\J .. IbeIr III~wbat lIley waDI do." .. ,. JoIIma. '1bat .... ·1 IIIJ .. JollIIocoI bad just cIMfted IraaIlliI wII. of 27 yOllS. "One 01 tile .-J 01 the last lour ,....,.. saY'. Al Ulal time ... - too IDlIdlllme _. .. .. IIIl .... ............ 1lI.-Jr A week at the Park ., JuI<e a.- Today. "Mr. llUI" wlII be tile 91doo .1 1 Pill in tb. Union Sqaaft. AdmissIoa is I"", It wlII ... ~onFtiday. ********** '''Pt:ppu '51 Soda" WIll be sbo ... al 7 30 P m in Un,oD ClIHDI todsy AD _IS 1ft aold lor n..day FOftiID Film Series It wID be sbowD apiIl on Saturday at •• p.1Il llIId Sunday .1 2 p.m. Some II<bts ........ lor s-Iay's pelka e ********** 'Ibt _ "Y""IIo" wlII be ....... at 7. • p.m. ill tile UaioII a- on 1'lI~y. Jan. 5 IDd ....... lbo ".,.""... Sa~ .. sa.,. ********** 1lIe,II~ .., ....... _ _................ _107' ... .......,......- ********** oa ...., ...... IIUti ....... nON IiEG"'. FOR SPRING ......., ..... ,. JlI!lc:alt iIlto lIlellke ., ... ,. IaiI to look all« ,... - --. lIIIJI. • cea, dM.e his .. ... ......,-datb- ........ ..... deoire to IleIp peapIe. "roe - " lie says, ''I1Ia1 cIstb .....- ..-. .. ~'", ~ boDon ..... .....,.., dasoes. JobIl5OII -- • bicbIJ praised bwnanilies ~ <alled ..Dealb and Dyinc." lor wbkb was specifically citfd - be ~ exceI1eDc:e -.1m IllI2. 'Ibt dass studJes DOl ClIIIy _.1imI*l 01 cIstb _ IIle wbo is cI7Inc. baI also .... tile daJb aIfeds their blends ADd family. A..... JoII.IOD'S .... 1 knowD Ilaot. "EMIl DIy a GiI\," is tile -, 01 SIlaft, • IrleDd III IIis ,. ,est _ wbo died at ... 10 of ". partlcuJarly vidous lorm 01 -." ataIrdiDI '" tile -. 'Ibt boot descrl1lel I1le reactIoas of .... ADd his family '" tile 1mptiIIIIIIc cIel6. IDd ..,. tbIl th. hoy sboftd ~ maturity IDd iasigIIt IIIlIiI tile lime 01 his dealb Jobason IS not sure bow ... beame ~ in tile sobject. bul ... ~ that his own latb..-'s death ~ be was YDUDg infiuenced his dedsioa. AIoo. after ... reeeived his .. , U"lI doIree ~ be W1IS 22 lie .... \way IIlOlIIhs ID • tuber- <ulosis ward, Ahboup be was _ very !lc:t himIeII, JoImsoII said lhere _ '1oIs 01 deaIhs" After ... left the boopilal be toot • job lor. year _ the 10wlI ~ way 0epartmuII cJesicni"I bridges • ... sa,.. '" earn lIIOII"l' to attend the oemiJwy. "I wanted to have the E>jH ~ DltIle pasIoraJ minisIIy." be said. He left tile ministry all« tbtft and a hall ~ to return to the UnMrsiIy 01 I,""" wItu'e ... rec:eiVed his Ph.D. In philosophy In I•. Of IeavinI the miaistJy, be sa,.. "I didn't do il oat 01 llIJ SUlOe 01 disappoIntmenl. It .... just SOIIIeIIliDI 1 _fd to do." He lauIbI philosophy at CIrtbast! CoIJece lor lour ~ before getliaI his ~ job al Partside in JB'I'O. "rYe sot tIad DI a stnnce II:lIdomIc: ~," be admits. JoImoon sliD _ some 01 the IIliIIiIIer left iD him and it is 0l$J to visaaIlIe him Ia thai role. H~ is 52, taU IDd tbia, IIritb If3Yinll hair. H. ....... ~ IDd c:boose his words c:areIuJIy. often wiIb a <aim, beniIn smile. ia tile classroom be ~Uy prods students UIIW be JlI!ls an .... swer be likes and is very pop1llar wilb r.ndugladuales, "I...joyed engineering wort, and I ... joyed \be miaistJy," b. said, ''but I Cljoy teacllill5 the most." JoImson OttllSionaJly does informal <OUllOeIing at Parbide, wbCl prople rome to him beallJe 01 his repaIation. "1'lIey lend to come to me ..... there's spec:iaI needs." be sa,.. "I'm nol lIJIt'OInIort.tble with my SUlOe 01 idullity," ... saY'. "I bad reason to feel pn!Ity Iood aboul myself wherever I've been and whatever I'm doins." JoImoon bas lour dliJdren, three 01 whom are in ~ al Cornell. J>riac:floa and \be University of Miaaeaota, His yOUJllf'sl SOlI is • IIljlIIoIDcn at Praine sdIool in Re- <1M. He sa,.. grinning. thai his dilldrul did DOlrome '" Partsid. "because their daddJ lead1es bere," "It meaDS," be says, .. that we put an undue amount of money into edU<alion, and that's wby 1 drive a "'11 III*:t.II • Jobasoa, who will turn 53 at lb. end 01 Ibis month, sa,. be Is gotng through a good phase ill bls life rigbt now. Tbe book is seIJiq steadily and although "\be PIblisber is conlClI l?ul not -.". ed," Johnson sa,. thalli wtII COIIo tin"" to sell lor some lime, He bas recove!ed from bis • vo,,",. "Neither my former wtff nor 1 have any sreat ~." lit saY', "It just didn'l wort oat." lit is most grateful, be AJI, that IdI clIiJdrul were not affeded by II. And be is also sIad thal.lhoy • <epl his fiancee, whom be will marry \be first 01 JanDlllJ. "... saY' it is another step ill his life, "It's all a part of my acIaIeIeiDg," he says. The Parkside Union • . ,- ' . . .'. ._ ... .' ". • .: • ".' '; ',.. ~ ---0;;... _ h _ FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE: DEC, 15-23 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 24 - JAN. 16 CLOSED REC. CENTER: DEC. 15-18 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 19-23·9:00 AM ~6:00 PM DEC. 24 • JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3-13 • 6:00 PM ·10:00 PM (CLOSED SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS) .... i SHOPP.. DEC. 18 • JAN. 1 CLOSED - on , l' n .. D •• a-- D e Christmas: A world perspective PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announce. STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL I lift. ClIristIIlas loods ill EzIIIIIId .... _ MIl CIlrloImas pad11lt £nPab <*llr* 8aIulI poapIe ........ from mUll.. ovm! 01 lood Ind clrlIlk, aid ADdJ 8u..hlNl!. Part· IlIldeDI Illld lIlItne Ea&lisI>- TRI.'olDAD one. Iluedor of ItDdeaC Deuel •• -t. wbo bails from TnIIidad. sud thai Olnstmas tIloft II I joJoas lime lor the pe0ple People mwIJ tbeIr bomes to the list deWI ilIlftll8RlicXI lor croups of IrieDds wbo WIll be V1SII1n& them darIoclhb_ AIq klDd of pilat IS decorIted wItIl llcbb to ...... IS • CbristmIs tr-. SpedllIoods Ire ... prepar. edbthe aeom .... C ..... wItIl nIIII~ InIII ... MllboIIed....... • TI1IIidId II... opedII IICCII' tiIDt PIrq. I IJ'OGll Gf IiPt or ........... wllo _ III , \ Ie II .~ MEXICO CbristmIs III /d0Xl<0 IS diflerenl tneIi bore III many ways. omxdillll to Parbide student Jose For ooe tIIin& the eel raUOn Is men rebciOaS In MOXIco," The c:e1ebrIlicXI 01 G.... 00 Dec 12 bf&uIS the holidar .....,... PeopJe set up a1w-s Illld ty oceaes ill thar bomes. A1tboucb DO lonnal Christnw troes 1ft decorIted people adom tbeIr bomes .... th poiIISeIlias. T.. moles ~ the popuIIr CIlristmas load ill MODCO. 11lt 1'lIrft Wile _, ntbe< _ SaDLI, bnDI lilts 10 <blldreD. • _ we kids, the WISt Mea ~ briDllli/t to lISIllld set il II the loot 01 our beds." said Anal"'. 11lt Wile _ could bnaI gills 00 Dec. ZS or 00 Jan. 6, wludl marks the end 01 the Christmas season. 11IE HOLY LAND Another Parkside studenl lived I.D JenIS3Iem and Bethlehem during lhbseason several years ago. Ziad ...... ti1 IS Musl.un, bul be recalls the beauttlully decoraled streels 01 the Holy Land wben people eel.,. brated Christmas. ortbern Ireland's Cbristmas tndIlioIIs ~ SIItl1Iar to \bose in the UOIted SIa..... aeconIing to Jan 1IImiIton. a Parkside student born Illld raised in that country . Olnstmas day is the main ernpbasIs 01 c:elebnlicXl I.D Ireland CbildmlIIad Ioodies ill tbe!r stodt: iqs and preseats art opened 0lnIlmas 1DOI'IIiJlI. 11lt Queen alMon. Dec. 12 Thru RnaI Euma WLLC Coffee Shoppe auy • Cup of Coffee Get • Coupon Good For A Seco;,d Cup of The same SIn FREEl GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS ..,. CiWS I Christmas day message Illld ....... IS played or watehed ID the a/temooD. "Usually the IRA will eaIl • Christmas truce," said Hamilton Turter dinner Illld plum pudding lCOiDS ~ maed in with the pudding lor people 10 'Iish' oul) are the spedal Christmas loods in Northern Ireland. Christmas enlertainment ID thai country consists 01 pantomtmes performed by local resldeIlls. 11lt day alter Christmas. Dec. 26. is ... Il<Wng Dar in Northern Ireland Aeconllng to Hamilton, BoxIDI Doy orWlIlIted as the day servants were able to open their gilts. ODe diU....... between Christmil bore Illld in Northern Ireland is thai .... drink rIlOre (over there) .. edded Hamilton. • CUBA Porbide <ounselor. Teoby Gomez, lived In Cuba lor many yean. While Christmas remains a religious lestival Ibere, it is also a boliday lor cbildren and youog people; It 1S the occasion for intimate family gatherings lor adulls. The manger (Nacimiento) in churches and in homes receives eentral attention. In early December. people visil parks, <burcbes and homes viewing Nacimientos and visiting friends. On Christmas Eve lamilies gather lor a roasl suckling pig. bol chocolate and desserts. Afterwards lamilies attend a midnighl M~ ClUed Missa de Gallo (Roosler Mass) beta .... the rooster annouo- ~ the arrival of Christmas bv <; •• - IDI al midnighl ' ~ ... The day lor exchanging gills is DOt Cbrisbnas Day, but Jan 6 (Twelftb Night). when lraditio~y the WISt Men brought Ibeir gifts lIoId. Irankincense and myrrb) 10 Jesus. 11lt most lestive aspect 01 the boIiday ~ centers around Jan. ~ ~ Kings Day, as il is known 18 ...-. The cbiIdren are taughl to apec\1Ifts. not from Sonta Claus bullrom the 1'lIrft Kings. Cbilme,; pliler ..... IIld pIaee it under the eameIa of the 'l1Iree Jr;__ IIaI ...,. Illld lifts in ;;;:::;;. expee. Gomeo aid thai the Cbristmas - II 98J beaatifullllld joyous III CIIba IIld IS In 1lIOII other Irlea, 110nbIe eIIiaIlllld =: ~ =-ny the observanee 01 An agent the what? by R1et Lueb< This week Iwould like to get s.,. rious for a change. I have become aware of a very sinister danger 10 our youngsters. I beIieYe this problem 10 be the most diabolical threat to the lives and souls 01 our children in the history 01 civilization. I noticed this quite a while ago, but I have remained silent until now, boping I was wrong. Bul I'm afraid I was rigbt This threat 01 which I speak is Sonta Claus. I know whal you 're tbinkinghow can Santa be a threat? I agree thai be seems barmless enough on the surface, bul il you look a little deeper, you will discover Ibe borrifying truth. U you move Ibe letter "n" Irom the middle of "Sonta" and pul il al the end. you gel "Satan." That's righi, the prinee 01 darlmess himself. Also. wben you take the nickname Old Saini Nick and look at Ibe firsl and \bird words, you have Old Nick, one of the devil's many names. Another leUtale due is thai be wears red, the color nol only 01 the deVIl. bul also of international commwtism. He is. very sublly expounding comrnurust dogma by his distribution 01 gifts. He is. in reality doing whal commies have proless'ed lor years, spreading Ibe wealth. He leaves. gills lor anyone. regardless 01 Iberr social position. . Another 01 the results 01 his pulting gifts uoder Ibe tree is thai be uodermines the children's dependence on their parents. The lillie tykes don'l need Ibeir parents to get them things; instead, they are lell lor them hy a stranger wbo comes down Ibe chimney inlo a fireplaee. (In this way, be keeps his link WIth Ibe IJames 01 bell.) This lal. bearded demon Irom the pil is also an espouser 01 drug use. There bas always been talk 01 his use 01 "magic dusl" to enable his remdeer 10 "Oy." This is the mosl blatanl advocation 01 eocain use louod in Ibe world today. e The. most telling evidence. however! IS found when you run a reocordiag 01 his try "bo bo bo" backwards. When revei-sed: Ibis , I "" seemingly iDnocenl stalelneat comes: "Rise up and d becapilaUsl industrialisis .::::'" tilt the workers and supress \be"" ses." l1liFrightening. isn'llt' I the lime to ball this ~ -::- II Rise up. go to your 1oea1 ........ menl store, rescue the ~ destroy Ibis portly bl ... desecrator 01 our Amerieaa rllile and defiler 01 our youth. .,.. Just kidding. Made l'OI ...... though, bub? - Merry Christmas. A *****.*. lew weeks ago I ~ Cabbage Palch Kid' problem. lilt WeU. litlie did I ~ would start a Irend that ~ reacb every comer 01 \be..-;; media. I am proUd to bave broI(lII problem 10 Ibe allealloa 01: Amencan public. I dido'l ... thai my column was read .. many respeeled i<>umaUsts. 1... mailer 01 lacl, Ibe problem lIlII ~ exposed bas even been covered ABC's NigbtUne. CII I am. bowever. I litlle ...,.. at Ibe lac!< 01 public ~ aI my contribution. I have not ... from any 01 my jolllllllislle CllIleagues. Imean, wba\eYer bIppeoed. to the eamaraderiethal used III eXlsl belween memben 01 tile brolberbood 01 joumalisis? These hacks don'l ..... 1IHIIlIaI wbere Ibey gel their ldeu! YOI'd think Ted Koppel could at 1lIlt send me a lousy pusteanl. woaldI' you? Tbis really makes me mad! These prima donna writers lei' tile penny·ante wire services steI1 ,.. ideas and pass them 011 IS IblIr own. wilboul a word 01 l1wIks! I'm really ticked our These guys bave DO iDleIrit1 whatsoever! Well, Ibey're not IoinI to .. away with il! I'm gola« to sue lIIlJe guys for everything they've fII! You bear thai. Koppel? hIl wail. you'U gel your SUIIlIId& I'm nol gOing to tate tbiI_ dojVll! No sir, you'D IearD ,au caa' push me around! I'U gel you! All of you! You're aU dead meal! -= c r- Z n r- 0 z n fn 0 ... P ... 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Erie .1 Improvlll' defeDsively. e'ft rta1Iy pltaJtd • Aller droppm. the ... 1 four an 011 tbt road. tbt Rangers wei_it tbt c:baDct of J<l!IItry u taU 011 E WtdDts<lay m PbIyXaI Edll<lUOll bw1dull volleyball overseas ... lor 6' .. _ 01 podIets. ~ ..... PaItJidt ...... ....-.\11..... .. rt<eioed ~...... SIlt ~_~ ..... lrIp I......ill c...,lortwo~I""" I 11>. __ ..-.oa 011 ... SIlt added, "J'm....., seW lid. I ..n, II> ~I_IO MAslortllt ...u.,tloII JIlt I I1lIft IboaId be pel comptII_. - r..-a o.at iD G«. CMdl1'ln7 ............. a........ lrIp_ ••. 'C 2 I team fdI I abo II!lDc 111 fiIld III Cermaay _, wlII lab \be IirIs ill far lint _ 11lIft. we be \be raiIwayo 10 In> I 1'1lt Gtrmu VoIIrybaII A.ssoda- _ beauq up tilt 1IlI\dles. PaUOll aid, is a pel ,..,. 111 do. e bate • _ IaIIl, so "" will be a .... ....-,.ljon 01 ....... woIe)bIIL Millo aIJo pel lID be ...... tspt- -, lortilt ,....... players. 1'1lty __ ..... \be Em ....... pn<- lb ad pi 10 _ tbtlr pla,q phi> ,., M PaD-. abo -. • U .... c.n- __ tbty .. ...., lilly "* Ibem 10 stay. t1lIs IIadIiIlI far ItIlion wbo lilly - 11>... -=- • \1Ils." 1'1lt '- will be 'P"'d'Di tw V... •• Eot With\be U. 5. DltioDal tam IDd oIbtr tams from OWla, JJPID Gtrmuy Paa1Jaa aJIJllDeIlttd, "We're "..,. ited IIllI this will be a pel tsptrifIl(e fOf til. .. Womens basketb fall short of goal by Robb Laebr AI Iht btgiDniDg of the season, _'s basketball coach Noreen GocgiD had high hopes for her 1tMl. She has six stniors on the 1tMl. and hoped that the expert· """" would help. So far. it seems that tsperience isn't the only thing needed. The Ranger women are 2-4 this season, including a loss in their first home game. Lewis University defeated the Rangers last Tuesday 65- 47. • Parkside kept it clost in the beginning, but fell behind due to turnovers and the inside play of the Lewis center Julie Fruendt. Cold shooting also contributed to the team's defeat. The first half ended With Lewis in the lead 24-17. CI ified Ads CaM' ..... Pac< 17 MOlL A.'iD DoII-<:aa'l be ham WIth lrytng tbt k1tebtD OllCt, golla try 1pIll' Im talling tbt Fire DtparlmeDI urly IhlS Ume. 50 1beft1" BEWARE OF people Itovinc pIasII< ........ 011 sink <OWlters. BEWAIlE OF people With plastic MIL"" as _ wbo tbty are!! SCJlVI'F: ru. _ YOIl lIIlIItr - DId _ lamp wbtrt tbt -, ""lo&u pick up ...~'U go lor a ridt. LIM yo' 'Ibumptr. CAImIUIA DIlE.UIING, til. ? &0,. nil boy. (SmIrk, IIIIirt, _I SfAPF: JOB woI .... Let·, ... iI ... • ' ''ll:. bat Ibis Iimt WilliWI .... ClIo<o. LIFE IS 1OIlllIItrfuI.- at 11. ocr. I will .......... a clayolinIamy, It ad J say. WHAT ot'IJ) an editor 6t Withoat his W (hI ii' Lonely. lETS F1lliD out bow old Rob Lutbr reolIy is-ltt's cut him in baH IDd alaIlt Iht nnp. !SDRAnCAa G! OIDAER ouy era yIlW. CA1'IIaIl\'E-MAn; IIIrt you get tDllUzIl sIttp. V_ t)S are b1oodsIIot. P2GA NEEDS a CGmpllta II IIIlICIl • Val ar- DeedI a CIIIIIb. -.r-OOY .... ') be .. lIlDIIlb') IlANCf:Jl STAPF: Half • happy 1laIIIay-- P T 1Jpe'.~_.hst..- J T • V.. we iDalmcllIIt.ns' ably'" t.pc n:~ HI __lEAD:: 111ol_mab + The Christmas Tree Caper JT J.a .. Y. JT-P Of e-. I ......,.ae ...... ee.IlaDtd from Page 15 Two minutt!S had passed and not a cop in sight. 1 Put tbt car in gear and drove alraigbt into the lot. Part one was COlllpIeIe.My friend jumped out IDd grabbed a tree. I opened the bad< door for Pat and in came the. tree. half-way. "Nick!" screamed Pat. "U's stuck!" Ijumped out of the car and lined up twenty feet behind the immovable object. "Get out of the way. Pat!" Ibcl. lowed as I attacked the stubborn PlDt. My efforts got the tree, except for Iht stump, shoved into my ~ ~ mYstif ~ko:d on my -.. ~- "OUIId tbe WiDdow down. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 14, December 15, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-12-15 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System budgets coffee shop elections