224 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/8c69c13e10f488bacd290a7c6b1d99a3.pdf 4367a6af741c31bbe928218d92deb66e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Senate passes resolution Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document til' University of Wisconsin - Porkside Vol. 11 - No.5 5.0.C. guideline review committee formed by PatH ... lak Editor An ad hoc committee of io- terested students have come together 10form the SOC (Student Organizations Council) GuIdeline Review Committee. The Senate was approached by a wmber of concerned students about the (I) conflicts of SOC guidelines ac- cording to the P.S.G.A. Con- stitution, (2) to make more adequate the guidelines for SOC and the Budget and Review Committee, and (3) to change the ambiguity of the present roles within SOC. At the time of development of the committee, the ,.,ties of the Chair and the Vice - chair of SOC were unclear to both the Chair and Vice -chair. SOC is also lacking a set procedure for biring a secretary. The guidelines for the ~:r~~ Senate passes resolutlon Thursday, October 7, 1982 , byPat Henslak EdItor TIle Parbide Student Govern- .... tAJoocialion, Inc. (P.S.G.A.) .-s a resolution introduced by Ptul pogreba, President Pro Telllpore of the Senate, stating IIIIt a Wcmen's Affairs Com- mI\IeO become an implemented ...... mittee of the currently IIaadiDI p .s.G.A. Student Ser- .. Ccmmittee. This resolution .. peaed unanimously, and .IeI: ""berellS: As stated in the .... mb1. of the Parkside Student QcwenUDeat Association, Inc. 's eoutltution, 'The Parkside ludeat Government Association, JI«<POI'atedshall be responsible tolbestudents ofthe University of WiIeoaIin • Parkside'; and 1iIIereas: 47.3% of the overall IIIIdlIIt body is comprised of ... ;8Dd 1iIIereas: This 47.3% serves as a • IIIll! viable group on cam- p,- ..... : The needs, concerns, .. IItlnsts of this group may It 'I. vary from tha t of the eMli'elludent body; ""are B. It Resolved: That tlCA. immediately implement ~ltee of Student Ser- 1IIIIdI shall be entitled .. Affairs; and II Further Resolved: That Women's Affairs sub- "'ttee shall abide by all 'J.G.A. Constitutional and Senatorial Rules; and Be It Finally Resolved: That Jeanne Phillips shall serve as temporary chairperson of this subcommittee until such time as one can be elected." Before the vote was taken, Ruth Slama, Senator, commented: "I think this is a very good resolutioo. It will widen the scope of Student Services, and what Student Services is supposed to be. Incorporating this resolution into Student Services will be a . very positive step." Adding a subcommittee to the Standing Committee Student Services will change the con- stitution, therefore a positive 2/3 vote is necessary for the resolution to pass. Senators are responsible to sit on one of these standing committees, and it was brought 10 tbe attention of the Senate that by sitting 00 a sub- committee such as Women's Affairs, does fulfill this respon- sibility. One of the activities that is now in the planning through the Women's Affairs subcontmittee is the Women's Resource Day. The reason the day has been set aside is to inform students ofthe various organiza tions and services available to them in the com- munity as well as on campus. As a result of the day, it is the hope of the committee that student will know where to go, and whom to seek out for a particular service. Senate elections approach hy BobKiesling returned to the PSGA orfice by What issues are to he addresaed News Editor Monday, October 11th. if elected; how the issues will be The PSGA fall elections will be A questionnaire provided by addressed; the candidate's held this year on Wednesday and Ranger is included with the lifi ti nd if the Thursday, October 21st and 22nd. qua rea ons; a can- Half of the 18senate seats and one didate has any specific pi.... 10 make cha'1les in the student at - large SUFAC position are VOTE" government. open. The other half of the seats Completion of the questionnaire and the President and Vice' •• is not mandatory for nomination; President positions will be elected it is provided by Ranger to help next spring. give adequate coverage to each Any Parkside student carrying I. th candidate. The questionnaires are six credits or more is eligible for Jor e also due October 11,at the Ranger nomination to be elected. The office. eligibility criteria, which are set All write - in candidates must by Student Life, also require any candidate of fulfill the sam. requirem..,ts u student office holders to have at those declared candidates for the least a 2.0 grade point average. same position. Wrile - iDI mUll To be nominated, a candidate h ' declare their candido." in wrltiDI must submit a petition with at your cOlee. and m. with the elections ClIIIl- least 25 student signatures to the mittee by Friday, OCtober 15 at PSGA election committee. Copies noon to be .ligibl•. of the Petition are available at this petitioo to allow candidates to lembers of the e1ectlm ""'" time from Vice President Chuck detail their campaign platforms. mitlee ioclude: Coria Thomaa, Betz, Chairman of the Election The questionnaire covers the Jill eilsen, Dave HigI .. , Ruth Committee. The petitions must be following areas: Slama and chairman Chuclt Ilea ~,!~.~~~~.:...:., The program will convene at 1 p.m. and last until 3 p.m. on Oct. zt. Within the two hours students will be able to stop, ask 'questions and gain information from the representatives of organizatioos present. SOC budgeting are outdated and requtre revision, therefore a firm foundation for Budilet and Revi_ 10 work from is sought. Several SOC representatives were aloo unaware of the guidelines they are required to use. The new guidelines will clarify procedures. By revising the guidelines, a system of checks and balaDces for rules will he developed. By implementing these im- proved gutdelfnes , increased communication among P.s.G.A. Inc., the clubs on campus, and the Executive Board or SOC, and a belter u~ of the mI.. of the dubs and the Executlve Board within SOC is baatc goal. So far, many solutions have been developed, however, they have not been presented to 10 the total P.s.G.A. Inc., and approval has not yet been given. Accent on Enrichment returns with excellence A limited number of reduced .. Iludont seasoo tickets will .. avaDabIe for the 1982- 83 Ac- :..oe. Enrichment Series at "::'l:eth.rlands Chamber .... ,one of the world's ::-0. will open the AOE series on ::~, Oct. lB. Other attractions .... the Broadway hit ;:aJ ''TIntypes'' on Sunday, 7; The Guthrie Theater ..... of Lanford Wilson's ~~Prlze play "Talley's ii:t CIITuesday, Jan. 25; and -... IIId Sullivan a Ia Carte, a ~!"d costumed production ii'~.IiX leeding lyric artists, ...:~y, March 8. All per- c;".- are at 8 p. m. in the ....~catloos Arts Theater. ~t leason tickets are .. ,.;;at l17, compared to $28 for ".:-eral public for four of the AIlI: exciting performances in ~ory. U any tickets for !IIdeatI \lO"formances Femain, '-Ii will receive a $3 price IIOf event. ~ oIflclals said that student lIaitii will be filled only at the ~IDformation Center in -.. and 00 a first - come ... Ticketl may be ordered ~ .can be picked up at the ~ 11 ~ Cent~ any time after ba"e '. !'Onticket orders will ~oflty Over individual .... be~ orders. I. D. cards 1lIDii II WO,and there is a IlId~ tickets per student "1IDa are not transferrable ..., ~ IlUdeots. Master Charge t.st UBed. ~ear, the University lIIIi!tIet-;; the series because of .... ""-lderations. list ",ffi'-d to meet tbe rising ~.attractions by com- ~ the quality of the Ye! we Wanted to keep the series affordable to subscribers," said Walt Shirer, UW- Parkside's director of public information. 4 'Weare resuming the series because we feel that both quality and affordability have been ac- complished ... Shirer said the combination of quality and economy was achieved in part by booking the series relatively late, "when prices for quality attractions are lowered and value increases" as touring groups are filling out their schedules. The Netherlands Chamber Orchestra is making its fifth u. S. lour this fall, including major engagements at Carnegie Hall and the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. In addition, the 24 - piece ensemble will present subscription series in Am- sterdam The Hague and Rot- terdam. 'The orchestra also is heard through recordings on Phillips and Nippon Columbia labels. Its principal conductor IS Antoni Ros - Marba and priocipal guest conductor is Kees Bakels, who will conduct here. Critics have lavished praise on the ensemble: Peter Frankl calls it "one of the best chamber or- chestras in the world;" Isaac Stern says "a premier musical organization;" and Malcolm Frager arlds "one of the three or four truly great chamber or- chestras in the world today." "Tintypes," on a 30 - week na tional tour, won tw~ To~Y Award nominations dunng. Its Broadway run. It's a, muslca) revue celebrating Amenca at the turn of the century in song and dance and including nearly 50 songs by such cornpose~s as George M. Cohen, Scott Joplm and John Philip Sousa. Critic Clive Barnes said, "see 'Tintypes' - a winner;" "You'll stand up and cheer ," echoed ABS • TV; "a jewel," said the New York Times. The Wall Street Journal summed it up: "It will send you into the night singing." Continuing its tradition of bringing quality theater to audiences throughout the Mid- west, the Guthrie Theater of Minneapolis will tour this season with "Talley's Folley," a lively comedy about two lovers, set in an abandoned Missouri boat house against a backdrop of. World War II. Winn..- ofthe 1982Award as the best regional theater in America, the Guthrie returns to the Parkside stage for the third lime with this performance. The touring company which will present Gilbert and Sullivan a Ia Carte has won high praise from critics around the country with its spirited renditions of songs from such G '" S favorites as H M. S. Pinafore and The Pirates or Penzance. A New York critic called it "a troupe perfectly matched 10 the mirad .. of Gilbert and Sullivan "A veritable love feaat 01_ and satire WIth every word dear and ev..-y nole true," '''lid the • ash· ville Banner. Th. Columbu IOhio) Journal critl<: called .1 "two hours of sheer enjoyment by six iocredlbly talented and .x· traordlOarily poll hed per· form...s." And to doubters. t.... Baltimore "'ews American said. "u you haven't liked Gilbert and SullJvan. it's beca_ you baven't -.. Gilbert and SullJVODa Ia carte." Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 5, October 7, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Jansson addresses election issues for Senate Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1hursday, October 14, 1982 t.If' University of Wisconsin· Porkside Vol. II - No.6 Jansson addresses election issues for Senate by Pat Henoiak Edltor Two candidates running in the upcoming fall election were represented at the P.S.G.A. Inc. SeDate meeting on Friday, Oct. 8. Tony Earl, democratic candidate ftl' Go\'eI'IIor,was represented by GoDe Well. Weil clarified some of tile stands Earl has taken on certaiD issues. Also at the meeting .11 Republican Congressional C8Dd1date, Pete Jansson. Jansson Is nmnillllllllllinst Les Aspin. One r1 the issues Gene Wei! addressed for Earl was his stand .. seJective enrollment and ad- miMlOJII tests. Phil Pogreba, PresldeIlt Pro Tempore of the SeDate questioned whether or not lllective enrollment was a way wIieb Earl thought the UW budget CllUId be kept down. Well responded, "I don't think be leeIs you can just set down ....... Ions standards and say ... people are in, these people II1II'1. Unless you start with basic *Ills pl'OBJ'8ms lower down in ... bigb and high school, you lU't just come up with some IqINp8I'ed place. Once you've JI'IIUed tIIese people in secon- ...,. education, maybe then you .. sIMt selling an admission 1DIIIIIrd. tt ... commented in return, ""I'IIat's what the problem is. te're spending money twice. We're spelll\lng money on people III P1blic sciiools, to get an "lion which they don't really Ill, and then they come to college .. !bey have to take very low IInI e:cunes to get the knowledge lIIey sbouId have gotten in high 1dIooI:' "1 think," continued WeB "We're talking about a time whe~ the quality of education at least for sure on the Madison campus and I'm sure it's the same way here and within tlie system, has prelly much so plummetted since '72. They're spending less and less money per student and 1 think a lot of people are looking at that as a way to increase quality, and just . save some money. It's certainly not an answer in itself. It (ad- mission standards) will have to be started at the high school level " concluded Wei!. I Weil also pointed out that a large student voter turnout is something which would allow students to tap into the governor's r1fice. "If a large number of students turn out, we'll be able to say 'Hey look, all of tbese students turned out to support you, they voted, you owe us something.' Tony Earl is someone who will listen. " The other candidate to make an appearance at this meeting was Republican Congressional Can- didate, Pete Jansson. Jansson started with an explanation for running for Congress. "I'm running for congress because in a very significant sense 1 believe that in 1982 we're going to make a decision between two directions. One which 1 think can fairly be described as one of opportunity, and the other can be fairly described as despair. That sounds like a prelly big choice, but 1 believe that fairly characterizes the two different directions this country can take. 1 think that 1982 is a particularly critical election. It's a critical year this time PSGA Candidates speak out by Bob Kiesling NewsEdltor 8iI candidates are running for tIlIce in the PSGA elections next "'* 011 the 2lat and 22nd. Four of lbe eandldates are Senate in- aunbenll and two are running for ~~ time, Ingrid Pefrikat and .......... Kalmar II. Potrll<at said that she had -0, completed a Senate in- tornabip and was voted in lIIIInImouslyas a Senator. She _Id sbo "would tike to set up a women's resource center on talllpus. ThIa would benefit not ~~.?"'en, but everyone in- - ......... aI ~r Is currently President "the .aoo said he would address cit of communication in ~~ g~emment." He believes the aiding forums in front of .student body with key ad- IIlinistration and student leaders" ~ be the best way to address ~lem. ta incumbent candidates are ~ ~rederick, Phillip 11.:... ' Mike 8000n and Jeanne ........ er - Phillips. lbe"::)~~ is acting as Editor of She -:-........ a PSGA newsletter. Ibd :as a c.... munication major IIBlll been .a Senator for the lbe .Year.She IS "willing to put in • ~_a~ work necessary to be ~""luctive Senator" ...~ greatest""';cern is with -ba0ll affairs. He is active in bre.ld~g and updating the ~te o~ knowledge and skiIIs programs. At the State level he is planning on working to increase financial aid for students, and the UW System budget. He is currently Assistant President Pro Tempore of the senate, and sits on five faculty committees. He said that he would like to see "SOC getting on its feet and gelling leadership that will work actively with tbe Senate and executive board. II Buenker - Phillips will "con- tinue addressing student issues, specifically those dealing with women," if she is re - elected. She is Parkside's Women's Affairs Director in the United Council, and chairperson of Parkside's Women's Affairs subcommittee. Pogreba is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. He said the first thing he would do if . re -elected would be to try to get a position on SUFAC. He said, "I feel this is a very important committee which requires a great deal of responsibility." He feels he is "qualified for the seat of Senator in PSGA because of my knowledge and experience in the overall governance of Parkside. I am also familiar with the procedures and red tape one may encounter when trying to get something done," he said. The same questions were ad- dressed by each candidate in a questionnaire provided by Ranger to give adequate coverage to each candidate. All the candidates urged students to get out and v~e in the election next week. Jansson also pointed out that the other thing this out pouring of federal involvement did was to kill our economy. This happened because of deficit spending. The poople who got their cost of living adjustments were the people wtrking. Jansson said the solution to this is " a little injection ~ tax relief. 1 think we can do better in addressing human need if we provide the kind of healthy economic environment that is going to be provided by a moderated tax rate. People are quick to admit that raising taxes isgcIng to hurt things. They should also recognize that if you modenlte taxes you're going to help things. A lot r1 poople aren't making that connection this year." Jansson did introduce his new Employment Insentive Program to the Senate. To receive unem- ployment compensation, people need to be turned down for work. H a worker was making $9.75, his take lxme pay would be m2 per week. If he gets laid off, and takes unemployment benefits, be could receive $t91. If this same worker is then offered a job at $7 an hour, he has the right to lunI it cIowD, and stay on the benefit. Ja_ feels that $7 an hour lob is _ turned dawn becauae the take home pay would CIIIiy be $2Z7 a week. That isn't that much more that $191. One way to interact the disln- sentive to a $7 an hour job would be the elimination from federal withholding tax. For tbe remaining period the worker was to receive benefits, the worker would not have to pay federal withholding tax. The $7 an bour job, excluding federal withholdings, would increase the take lxme pay to $251. Jansson feels that this would be a sub- stantial additional insentive. While some people would still turn jobs down, some would take them. "It wouldn't cost the gov ern- ment a lot of money if this worker wasn't gcIng to work anyways. So, if be goes to work sooner, he saves the government unemployment compensation. The lost tax revenue would be minor The savings m unemployment com, pensation would more than overwhelm the lost federal revenue." Jansson's closing comments were this, "I think it's very lm- portant that we have a congressman in this district who's got some new ideas, who's got some ideas that will help solve unemployment. This is no cure for unemployment, but it's important that we have some new ideas that wiD address the JrOblem." Ratner finalist for new position human need. In '58, there was about 23 percent of this country's population below the poverty level. By '68, that had fallen down to 13percent. Jansson pointed out this was a result of progress in solving human need. People took jobs. People who were once below the poverty line were now above it. "Real income was up," said Jansson. "Productivity was up, things were hopeful, things were enlarging, things were getting better. The Kenoedy tax cut in 1962 fired yea rs of real solid growth in the economy. New jobs, expansion, and all without In- flation." After 1968, Janssoo said that the out pouring of fed..-al dollars seems to have stopped, for a variety of programs. The proportion of population below the poverty level has not dropped off much since '68. "This is tragic, II continued Jansson. "It's taken a great d.. l of our money to make very liltle progress. This out pouring of federal dollars for a variety of well meaning programs during this period only achieved two things. A fJIty first state was established, one of perpetual poverty, where poople who are in need are locked into poverty. Furthermore, during this period, we've fallen back: in areas of importance. The gap between white and black income has widened, not narrowed. One has to wonder if it was worth all the money we spent." PETE JANSSON speaks at the Senate meeting . because for the last fJIteen years or more, the country has been dominated by political forces whose viEWS and whose policies have intruded severely into our economic future. I think in 1980 we did make a decision as a free people to move in a different direction. I think there's a tremendous bailie going on right now in Washington as to whether we stay on a course in the new direction, or whether we will turn back to that which is old, to that wliich has failed, and to tha t which offers little real opportunity for people. " Jansson described the prohlem he sees to be that over the past 25 years, it would be possible to divide this period into halves roughly around 1968. In 1968, according to Jansson, the dominance of the federal government in our lives in solving our social problems was very minor. Social problems at that time were addressed at different levels and more successfully than they have been since. Since '68, we have had a propunderance of federal involvement in all kinds of programs. His point being to compare the United States' performance as a country and as an economy during the two perinds. Jansson surfaced the point that during the ten years before 1968, this country had a tremendous growth in economy_ There was a tremendous growth against by Bob Kiesling News Editor Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner has been listed as one of five finalists for the Presidency of Western Washington State University in Bellingham. Although the vice chancellor said there were "Iong odds" on his being named President, he will be going to Western Washington sometime next month to be in~ terviewed and to more fully in- vestigate the possibility of ap- pointment. Ratner vcICed no unhappiness with his six years at Parkside, but stated that he was int..-ested in the possibility r1 advancing his career. He said tha t Western ~ashington is the same type of high quality public uni..... ity .. as Parkside. Ratner came to Parkside in the summer of 1977 from Lehman College r1 the City University of New York, where be was a Dean. He added that several persons a round the country had recom- mended bim to Western Washington. .., am, of course, Oattered to be a finalist in their search," Ratner said. LORMAN RATNER 2 "Thursday, October 1., 1982 RANGER Editorial Shame on you Justified chllrges 01 "McCarthyism" and "innuendo" have dogged Alabama Senator Jeremiah Denton's footsteps since the day, severaJ weeks ago, he confronted supporters ofa National Peace Day Rally an accused them of "giving aid and comfort to the .",!eml"'. of this coon- try." Unfortunately, President Reagan seems willing to JUlDP on that bandwagon as well. . l' t Tragically, but perhaps not surpri~ly, the Pres!deot ha.sseen It 0 indulge in some smear tactics d his own, tellIng anti - nuclear demonstrators last week lhatthe movement was "inspired not by the sincere honest people who want peace, but by s~e who want the weakening of America, and so are mampulaling .. ncere people and honest people." - . B it Such remarks invariably receive a massive amount of attention. ~ what Reagan doesn't seem to understand is that M~rthy and hIS "ism" are more 01 a blemish (II the history of Amen~ than all. l!ie people ever accused of being Communists. Is that the kind of publicity the President wants for himself and his party? Shocking is the fact that the President of the United States is capable 01such irresponsible behavior. The only purpaiO of such low mnuendo IS the silencing oflree speech of the American public. The president sw.ore to "defend and uphold" the constitution when he took the oath of office. To paraphra ... Sen. Gary Hart: Shame on you, Senator Denton. And shame ClIl you too, Mr. president. . , A~ Of C.OJiSE. Awl' NOCLtAA 'RrrlE YJ(U.D LI¥ lIS of'Et,J To " SlJE'Af( ~ letter to the editor An open letter from a secular humanist to the Reverend Paul A. Risley My Dear Reverend Risley: Enclosed for your attention are two media communications (The Journal Times, OCtober 5, 1982 and ~nger, OCtober 7, 1982) which reflect my very real c0n- cern regarding the more egregious aspects of your conduct ooring your recent engagement at Racine's Memorial Hall. Be .. ured d my sincere wish that upoo mature reflection you wiD come forward openly in genuine pl!llitence to repudiate the re\IgIouI prejudice Implicit in your recent statements relaUve to the symbols d two major world rellgiClll8,Islam and Judaism. Satan is a hard master; one cannot serve both God and Mammon. In your reading d the Old Testament prophets and the gospels may yoo come to see that a philOlOphy of sbartog (even 01 socialism) - I refer here to your recent remarks concerning the mission of the late Jobn Lennon - is not incompatible with religion or the teachings d Christ. I hope lha t you will in time ootgrow your childish intolerance, your monstrous pride, and that you wiDyet harken to the Voice of that awful God which spoke to Job, even out of the Whirlwind. Y 00 wiD be freed d the burden d the Monkey of Bigotry when you conquer your obsession with Principalities and Powers, with Satanic Agents and Diabolical FCB"CeS,and come to realize - as did Sl. Gore Vidal - that the univ.... e is not malign, only neutral, and that all men (within the logic of your theology) are the Children of God. The road to salvation is hard, and there are many perils and reversals, but lake heart and be of good cheer that at the end d your days you will be able to say in your heart, "Though my errors were many and grievous, I have at last overcome, I have fooghtthe good fight." In my own way I I pray for your recovery. It has been painful for me to have known the necessity to so publicly excoriate a fellow creature. The way of a prophet is Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF SII.aron A1cen, ca!""1 Burns, Pat Cumbie, Dan Dowhower, Cloff FIo_rs, MIchael Kailas, Stephen Kalmar II, carol Kortendiek, John Kovalle, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr Laura Petersen, Jennie Tunkieicz. ' RANGER Is wr}tftrl and edited by sfuOents of UW - Parks!c1e lind they are solely re-sponslble fOI' Its edltOl'"lel potlcy and content Published every Thursday during the academIc Yellr except during breaks and h I'd RA'ofGER!sprinled,by the Union Coopet'ative Publishing Co .• Kenosha, W1sconSi~I llIyS, Written permission 1$requIred for" reprint of any portion of RANGER. . All cor:respondence Vlovra be IIck1ressecl to: Parksiete Ranger, UnIversity of WisconsIn PllrkSlde, Bolt No 2000. Kenosha. WIsconsin, 53141. Leflers !o the Editor will ~ accepted If tYpc!Wrlnen. cloublespl!lced on standard size paper WIth one . inch margIns. All letters must be signed and a telephone numbe . elUded lor verification. r In- Names wl1l be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Monday at 3 p.m. ftlr publication on ThIKsdlIy. The RANGER reserves all editorial privileges In refusing to print tetters which contain false 0 ""defamatory motent. r Editor's notes In these busy weeks . . . had potential, I guess the j just couldn't find a way to pick winner. Better luck next lime. For those of you looking some new and interesting nm, Winter Carnival Committee be looking for any int students to help with the co this year. The first meellng Friday, Oct. 15, in Union ?JfI p.m. This could be just committee you're looking for fill that empty activities I'm sure they could use your So don't be shy. Remember, if you have I problem with something in tbt paper, or you don't agree with I particular stand a group has tak8j, on a current issue, we will PNt your letters to the editor, as I as space permits, and as long.. they're legal. We have I responsibility to the entire studeDI body, faculty" staff, and af ministration on this campus. YCII have a right to voice your opioiOlL by Pat Hensiak Editor It certainly has been an eventful week around the campus. Can- didates for governor and congress made appearances, we found out what people really think P.S.G.A . and P AB stand for, and also found out who is planning to run in our own Parkside Senatorial Elec- tions. Don't forget to go out and vote next Wednesday and Thursday. These are the people who represent the sludents on this campus, and it is important to find people who are qualified and patient to do the job. Don't think your vote doesn't matter, it really is a time to voice your opinion not only as people, but as students. If we don't speak up, no one will do it for us. This week marks the in- troduction of a new columnist-on the Ranger staff. Well, actually he's not new. He worked fo; Ranger a few years ago, and now he's back. Bruce Preston is going to write a different kind of column. He isn't going to find out about the people we already know about. He's going to go a step further to meet the student who isn't as well known, or heard from as much. Could be a good op- portunity to get to learn about some of the people you've seen around campus. I have also been asked to point out that P.S.G.A. does not really stand for People Singing Great Anthems. Nor does PAB stand for Priests and Bishops. P.S.G.A. is rever easy. But be convinced that I have done what I have done for the good of your soul in the hope tha t 10 good time - with the support and guidance of the brethren - you will lake counsel with your better instincts and proc.eed thenceforth along that straight and n~ITow way which is right, eschewmg the antiCipa ted dehghts of that high road to Vanity Fair (which is right _ wmg). . Life must go on. Otbers will pray for your successful rehabilitation. I will continue to work within the light of reason for a better world. As a secular humanist I can do no other. With my very best regards, Russ Brokaw Welfare Action of Racine P.S. Generic Wrongs is a secular tentacle of Welfare Action of Racme. - R.B. the acronym for Parkside Student Government Association, Jim Kreuser is the President, and P AB is Acronym for Parkside Ac- tivities Board, Chris Hamelev is the President. Jenny Tunkieicz found quite a few people who didn't really know what those letters stand for. Some of the responses were somewhat amusing. The Soccer team keeps on working their way to the top, and the second set of Intramurals is getting ready to start. If you're interested in Intramurals, go over to Phy Ed and see how you can get involved. About this Caption Contest. The last picture we ran was the one with John Wayne looking off into the distance with these two other people standing beside him. Some of those captions were pretty bad. Therefore, we aren't awarding a prize for tha t weeks picture. (Judges decision). Many d. them Responding to violence is essential An Editorial Comment by Bertrand Simpson, Minority Affairs Director for United Council Acts of violence that are per- petrated against any student in the UW system should be deplored by all of us. It is my strong feeling that whenever the physical safety of any student is threatened coordina ted action by student government is an essential part of any meaningful response. More to the point each in- dividual campus' student association should be in the forefront of any reaction to VIolence against our students. In recent memory two UW _ system campuses have been sites of violent acts against minority . students. At UW-Stout and UW- Stevens Point certain individuals struck out at members of the student family. To put it plainly, severa'! students suffered injuries and one was kIlled for, apparently, no othe~,reason otber than they were ~~ wrong color" and in the wrong place." At Slevens Point the student government reacted in a positive manner. Because of the in- volvement of tbe UW-Stevens POInts. student government com.mlt.tees were formed in. vesllgallons were made h ' . be l ' eaflngs were. d, and reports were med This .action did not, by any means, erase the effects of tbI harm done. However, such aclilll does indicate a willingness Ie respond when necessary to eos1l1't the safety of all' students. I must mention that I nave .. knowledge of how UW-S t . out responded to a similar situatilll. Please note tha t the reason II this editorial comment is neilbll' to overly praise the UW-SteveJ1l Point student govermnen4 because in my opinion they merely acted as they should haVl Nor am I condemning the ap' parent inaction of the UW.s llJll student association. Rather, I am alerting aU students to the fact that such ~ of violence will unlortuna"" arise again. And when theI8 situations do present themsel; student governments have first responsibility to rally to~ defense of any students "'~ safety or freedom is threa~ Anyone who is interested formulating a plan of actiOll: comhat these acts should conti II the Minority Affairs offIce eJ1I United Council, or the UW.s teV I Point student government. ~ UW-Stevens Point SGA hSS, offer is not a blue print for actidJ but rather a solid base~ responses that, with addi~:",1 work, could become a meaDl'rbi system . wide approach to ugly problem. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UnIVersity of W ger Thursday, October 21,1982 0.7 ~~~G.A:, ~~~~!~"p.a~es proposals and guidelines Editor decision will be sent hack to !be as~~portam COlllJIlltteea. far ruJea aDd by - 01 SOC aDd B. edu .. tiaUJ CIPilClIIlIIIIt* U a TbJ1!enew programs were Dean of Student Life. If a conflict made co.... t Life ~ ~ ~cy aDd R.C. pr""i 10 "" 15 abaII .... 1 iWubI_ lbra... 10 !D- ed by the PSGA, Inc. persists, the issue will be sent to A ro ncermng Umon.. be null aDd VOId lerfere IIh a .Iudenl·a of· ;:::al tbeir last meeting. Tbe the. Chancellor, or his I ber werl:"!bev~wa~ at !be. meeting Carla 1bomas. Vice - Cluur 01 fecllven.. on campu lhe deVtlopment of the Parkside designee to mediate the decision guideli ':;.f'IU>eS. The SOC. made tbeae COIDl1l<IIla about .Iudent iollal aervlce U do whal _ Advisory Board, tbe New and decide it. Tbe Chancellor's group:' C::;:rned =. by a the new. by - laws: "They are a they .. n to...... ... m1Dlml ... SIUdlDl organization Council by - designee cannot be the Ad- cl rif . ts to very solid foundation 10 build SOC the problem .. aJll1lle new Student Legal ministrator of the Union or any of a y questioned ISSUesWithin mlo the organWltion it'. - to An attorney wm be available to s.rvke. . . the Union's Administrative staff, rend..- .... I aDd ret...,..1 aervl "., Parkside Union Advisory The PUAB will he composed of 10 al! ud<n .. ho pay the lIudelll BaUd shaU be so in. the for- 12 members, 9 voting and 3 non _ 8eI'V1c:ea r u the Iype of .... lion, unplementation, and voting. The voting members will pr<Ib1em a Ilud<nl exeteda the ..,;ow IX the Parkside Union's consist of 1 person elected from ocope 01 the. service. addllional plII:i.1l will seek to promote the tbe PSGA Senate, 1person elected the ;':.::'~) be arra. f.... al I'IrUide Union's role in the from GSOC. 1 person elected from II I • ex .lhrouI\Ithe fIIlIIISandcommunity activities' Ranger, 1 person elected by PAB attorneys ,n the community that pdservi OOS • At the same time, it 1 person elected by Peer Support' ilia the gael of ~:::I::":= will seek to fulfiUthe educa tional 1 person elected from the AI. wmdirecnat l deJ~~) of iolla I -_. the U . 't lhr h A .. y rem"" ... .-. .... of .mversl y oug ssoclatlOn, 1 seat held by a atudenl' s DB. bul wm a'- IIle coope~a~lOn of ~arlOus faculty me~her selected by the act as an eduC8lional ...... 1eDce .... ents WIthin the Uruverslty Chancellor In consultation with 10 famWariJl,. lIud<nla III the community. the University Committee, and 2 .... 1 righla 10 bich they are "., nsponsibilities would in- student at large seats, one is to be entilled and the reapo.... "" dille reviewing policy and ad- elected in the Spring election and I... which they as dllJienl a~ _in the areas 01 Building use the other to be elected in the Fall held account&b~ • • bo , when, where); Prices; election. to 'eedl to " com.meated Pnsent Service; Food Service; The non - voting members wili Phil Pog~ba, P~ d nl Pro 1Idlities; Building Services; consist of the Dean 01 Student P.S.G.A. Senate meeting. - .. -- ...... Tempore of the SeDale •·.. m very e Relations; Special Life, or his I her designee; the elalfJd thai the SeDale Pu-llhla di..... At the beginning of Director of the Union, or his I her SOC.Through these new by -laws, be. I am extremely pleased with A1lhou1b I Iulew It had a lood eb semester, PUAB shall designee; and the Student Ac- the qualifications lor SOC them. and I'd liIte 10 thank aU of chance of I.... u.-oup ". and discuss the plans tivities Coordinator or his I her membership, the Chair respon- the Senators, SOC members. aDd paaaInc of Illl18rb the -S of a lot ted to tbe use 01 Union designee. sibilities, the Vice - Chair students who ..... ked lJO hard 10 of hard .......k, bul al the same ·ti... PAB functions In the During the meeting, Jim responsibilities, the duties 01 the revise and complete tbem bme, il mans lhe beatnniDll of a , but is not a function 01 the Kreuser, President of P.S.G.A., Executive Board, the duties 01 the They've done an excellenl job." whole trW era cf ark W m- Ine., said, "This will give the Secretary, the composition 01 The proposal for the PSGA, InC. have to gel .dmuu ratlve Inpul director 01 the Union a chance to Budget and Review, and the Student Legal service was also and then we'lI linilIb lip the bld hear student input, which I'm sure process of removal from office giv.... approval by the SeDate. The ding procou. II' lbroulIlI iD- he wants to hear. U's our money has all been clarified. purpose 01 this new service wID be tervtewo, pi the mltt. going into it. I leel it's a good to assist stud ....ts in Identifying up, and Implan t the aervl • committee, it needs to he formed. These rules will he implemented and resolving their legal problems hopefully by the md of lhIa I'm sure it will turn out to be a on November 15, 1982, and all so they can make the most of their semesler .. cialists look to reassert themselves here Ity Jennie Tunieicz aDd Bob Kle.ling Despite the fact that the ~in branch 01 the Socialist ="""alic party currently has ... 'Ill "card carrying" members =- about 2,000 lellow travelers, Ingbretson, head of the JlUty in Wisconsin believes tbe -. rigbt lor the movement to ..... Itself politically. !agbretaon said that the party ~ not i~t....d to have any ltu dates m !be 1984 elections, lIfttthat !be party should be able to ,~ a,stale ticket in 1986. Sod lis 86, I would like to see a Iar a t Democratic candidate ... Iov.ernor,lieutenant governor, .. "::,' attcrney general and as ry IX slate. Meetings such lite wbatwe:vedone here today are IIlI'begthaInrungs 01 building a hase t," he said. tIte~ rn<;etinghere Saturday was ID u.:,rat ma number 01 meetings Racme / Kenosha area to reestablish the party. Ingbretson said !bat he would like to see separate local organizations set up in the two towns, but "would not mind a joint movement. " Former Milwaukee mayor Frank Zeidler spoke 01 the "high human cost of capitalism" when he outlined his party's platform. He listed some 01 the socialist's achievements that, he said, have since been adopted by the major parties. He said the Socialist Democrats were leaders in the field of unemployment compensation, much occupational safety and health legislation, and reform m the areas of social welfare, "The idea of socialism is tha t people working together cooperatively can prodUce more for the good of societ~ .!ban everyone acting 00 ~n mclivu:lual basis to promote theIr own self - interest," said Zeidler. Fall Blood Drive Tbe Bl od Soutbeastern Wisconsin at Sou 0 Center 01 t !be thea.tem Wisconsin will hold adequate levels. About 80 ~3 ...._~arkside Fall Blood Drive of these units come from e P ·.-rn'y, Nov.2,from 9a.m. -3:30 blood drives, such as the one :: on Uruon 104 Thi Parkside. The other 20 perce in bh.cs dri . s is a walk - comes Irom donors who go .to~ IlOt ve - appointments are ti n Ileceeaary. Blood Center's Driving Sta :- I ~ donors are extremely Milwaukee, Waukesha, cme :,,_t to the Blood ce t and Kenosha. . Aiti>roli. n er. The Fall Blood Drive I. spun- ... :,"le1y 400 pints IX blood d by the student Health __ collected every day I.·n sore f Sci- Club -- to keep the supply In Center and the Li e ~-- . ~~~:~~~:~~:~:~:~:~;~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~~~~~~~;~~~~~~~~~;~~~~~~~~~;~~~;~;~~~;~:~~~~~:~~~~~~~~t~~~~~tttttt~~~~~Ir~tt~~t~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JAMES INGBRETSON Currently. tbe Socialist Democratic party is gene~ali,Y trying 10 redistribute the naUoo s wealth among the working class. one of their central tenets specifically, the party advocates employm ....t by. the government when private industry lails 10 provide jobs, more empbastS 00 social servIces spending, rather than speodin!I by the militarY, and a centraUzed bealth care system. 'The party a nuclear treeze and envirOllffi taI proteetiCJll as impcrtaDt _ as well. speaking of the. ad- rninisb'ation'. efforts to sbif1 the nati... •• wcrkfcrce into Ijgher technology fields. Ingbretaoo saM!- ''reeducati ... of the .... an- t have any effect." He also spdte of the importance of the party having specific political goal.. rather than becoming lost 10 their own ideology, as has happened m the pasl. At pr..... l. the allsl Democratic party'. goal In RaCIl1e and Kenooha Counties Is 10 set up locals .. hich .. ould acl a clearinghouses of Informatioo AI.o .t~ ed was th 1m· pcrtance 01. speaking 001 on local issues Ingbret_ said thaI If the SociallSl DemocraUC Party makes Its opinions known to the community. the party "";lIb-.,n to be Vlewed a. a nable politi.. , alternative He also t~ lhe Impcrlance of fact.. 1 reporting by lhe medIa Ingbretson said the al Democral1c Party \lioas ... ry Women s esourc Day Women Resource Day has been set asIde to Inform sludenls 01 Ib variou organiutlo and ervlc ava lab Ie to them In lhe commwuly as "-ell on campos The da (IOIl1 10 help .tudents fiDd out who 10 II' 10 if the) are 10 need of a sen'lce Tbe program wUI com_ all p.m aDd last until 3 p.rn 011Wedneada)', OCt. 27 Within the two hoon. ud<nts wID be able to slop, aaIr. quostiOll5 and gam informa 00 from the representatives of organaalioas ER ~'s not~ There's a lot here allOlher name. A real name And he d . Don'1 forget aboul\be Women's R ree 08), Wednesday Oct. 27' A lot of orgaruzabons will be present at UlIs event 10 help tudent realize all that is a,.. Uable to help \bern in a lime of need From 1 until 3 p.rn. 00 \be 27th. uden ... ,11 have the op- porIWUty 1.0 learn more about all of ~nizalions n londa)· night, Ihe lards Chamber Orcheslra appeared at Parltside for a one u ooIy formance For lhose who " ..... fortUlUlteenough 10 see It II " .. lhe opportunit) of a ill time. The exactness and perfccllOO that \be group offered Incredible. TIlere was more to .1 than lust the perfect sound hough II....... if \be orchestra real1) enjo)ed what \bey had I~ eifel' E\en U the audience had not mJO. ed \be performance, the people dolng \be performing were haV\ll8 a good ume; \bey really ed "hal \bey were doing. 11 made a big dUference. laybe lhat the mee part about live performance The audience can really feel tbe emotloo that goes J.n,lo lt To be ho I. who ...ould have ever lhougbl thai uch an ex- <ellent show could be put 00 here atour\-erYOVin Parkside'?~'? Wh~ 'CIUId have thoughl a group nown mternatlenally for its grand performance would have mad a SlOpO\'er for a Parkside ~rformance't Throughout the erm 00 people in \be crowd and arow>d ml seal Ialked aboul the Ide vartety of things P de orrer From sports 10 Ranger accaJli1 stories, Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data University of Wisconsin - Parkside Thursday, October 21, 1982 P.S.GA. Senate passes proposals and guidelines by Pat Hensiak Editor Three new programs were approved by the PSGA, Inc. Senate at their last meeting. The development of the Parkside Union Advisory Board, the New Student Organization Council by - laws, and the new Student Legal Service. The Parkside Union Advisory Board shall be so in the formulation, implementation, and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It will seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in the campus and community activities and services. At the same time, it will seek to fulfill the educational goals of the University through the cooperation of various elements within the University and community. The responsibilities would include reviewing policy and advising in the areas of B uilding use (who, when, where);- Prices; Present Service; Food Service; Facilities; Building Services; Public Relations; Special Promotions. At the beginning of each semester, PUAB shall review and discuss the plans related to the use of Union Facilities. PAB functions in the Union, but is not a function of t he Union. All recommendations of the PUAB will be sent to the Dean of Student Life for consideration. In the case of a conflict between the PUAB, the issue will be reconsidered by the PUAB and upon a 2/3 vote of the entire PUAB a decision will be sent back to the Dean of Student Life. If a conflict persists, the issue will be sent to the Chancellor, or his / her designee to mediate the decision and decide it. The Chancellor's designee cannot be the Administrator of the Union or any of the Union's Administrative staff. The PUAB will be composed of 12 members, 9 voting and 3 non - voting. The voting members will consist of 1 person elected from the PSGA Senate, 1 person elected from GSOC, 1 person elected from Ranger, 1 person elected by PAB, 1 person elected by Peer Support, 1 person elected from the Alumni Association, 1 seat held by a faculty member selected by the Chancellor in consultation with the University Committee, and 2 student at large seats, one is to be elected in the Spring election and the other to be elected in the Fall election. The non - voting members will consist of the Dean of Student Life, or his / her designee; the Director of t he Union, or his / her designee; and the Student Activities Coordinator or his / her designee. During the meeting, Jim Kreuser, President of P.S.G.A., Inc., said, "This will give the director of the Union a chance to hear student input, which I'm sure he wants to hear. It's our money going into it. I feel it's a good committee, it needs to be formed. I'm sure it will turn out to be a very important committee as far as Student Life goes on policy made concerning the Union." Approved also at the meeting were the new SOC Guidelines. The guidelines were developed by a group of concerned students to. clarify questioned issues within rules and by - laws of SOC an d B. and R.C. previous to Nov. 15 shall be null and void. Carla Thomas, Vice - Chair of SOC, made these comments about the new by - laws: "They are a very solid foundation to build SOC into the organization it's meant to P.S.G.A. Senate meeting. Photo by Masood Shafiq SOC. Through these new by - laws, the qualifications for SOC membership, the Chair responsibilities, the Vice - Chair responsibilities, the duties of the Executive Board, the duties of the Secretary, the composition of Budget and Review, and the process of removal from office has all been clarified. These rules will be implemented on November 15, 1982, and all be. I am extremely pleased with them, and I'd like to thank all of the Senators, SOC members, and students who worked so hard to revise and complete them. They've done an excellent job." The proposal for the PSGA, Inc. Student Legal Service was also given approval by the Senate. The purpose of this new service will be to assist students in identifying and resolving their legal problems so they can make the most of their educational opportunities. If a legal problem threatens to interfere with a student's effectiveness on campus, the student legal service will do what they can to resolve or minimize the problem. An attorney will be available to render legal and referral services to all students who pay the student services fee. If the type of problem a student has exceeds the scope of the service, additional services may be arranged for, at the student's expense, through the attorneys in the community. It is the goal of this service that direct delivery of legal services will not only remove or resolve student's concerns, but will also act as an educational experience in familiarizing students with the legal rights to which they are entitled and the responsibilities for which they, as citizens, are held accountable. "Needless to say," commented Phil Pogreba, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, "I'm very elated that the Senate passed this. Although I knew it had a good chance of going through. The passing of it marks the end of a lot of hard work, but at the same time, it marks the beginning of a whole new era of work. We now have to get administrative input and then we'll finish up the bidding process, go through interviews, get the committee set up, and implement the service, hopefully by the end of this semester." Socialists look to reassert themselves here by Jennie Tunieicz and Bob Kiesling Despite the fact that the Wisconsin branch of the Socialist Democratic party currently has only 70 "card carrying" members and about 2,000 fellow travelers, James Ingbretson, head of the party in Wisconsin believes the time is right for the movement to reassert itself politically. Ingbretson said that the party does not intend to have any candidates in the 1984 e lections, but that the party should be able to offer a state ticket in 1986. "In '86, I would like to see a Socialist Democratic candidate for governor, lieutenant governor, treasurer, attorney general and secretary of state. Meetings such as what we've done here today are the beginnings of building a base for that," he said. The meeting here Saturday was the first in a number of meetings in the Racine / Kenosha area to reestablish the party. Ingbretson said that he would like to see separate local organizations set up in the two towns, but "would not mind a joint movement." Former Milwaukee mayor Frank Zeidler spoke of the "high human cost of capitalism" when he outlined his party's platform. He listed some of the socialist's achievements that, he said, have since been adopted by the major parties. He said the Socialist Democrats were leaders in the field of unemployment compensation, much occupational safety and health legislation, and reform in the areas of social welfare. "The idea of socialism is that people working together cooperatively can produce more for the good of society than everyone acting on an individual basis to promote their own self - interest," said Zeidler. He also spoke of t he importance of the party having specific political goals, rather than becoming lost in their own ideology, as has happened in the past. At present, the Socialist Democratic party's goal in Racine and Kenosha Counties is to set up locals which would act as clearinghouses of information. Also stressed was the importance of speaking out on local issues. Ingbretson said that if the Socialist Democratic Party makes its opinions known to the community, the party will begin to be viewed as a viable political alternative. He also stressed the importance of factual reporting by the media. Ingbretson said the Socialist Democratic Party, was very interested in attracting new members, but made it clear that any socialist movement must be a community effort. "When you join the party," he asid, "we expect that you will support it, not necessarily financially, but that you will come to our meetings and contribute intellectually to our movement." "For example," he added, "if 1 was running for some statewidt office, the people of Racine and Kenosha locals would support mj candidacy and circulate petitions to get me on the ballot, or woulc work on my behalf to build £ presence for the campaign." "We do assume that when yoi join the movement, you do it witl the commitment to support it,' Ingbretson said. Fall Blood Drive The Blood Center of Southeastern Wisconsin will hold the Parkside Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, Nov. 2, from 9a.m. -3:30 p.m. in Union 104. This is a walk - in blood drive — appointments are not necessary. College donors are extremely important to the Blood Center. Approximately 400 pints of blood must be collected every day in order to keep the supply in Southeastern Wisconsin at adequate levels. About 80 percent of these units come from mobile blood drives, such as the one at Parkside. The other 20 percent comes from donors who go to The Blood Center's Driving Stations in Milwaukee, Waukesha, Racine and Kenosha. The Fall Blood Drive is sponsored by the Student Health Center and the Life Science Club. Photo by Masood Shafiq JAMES INGBRETSON Currently, the Socialist Democratic party is generally trying to redistribute the nation's wealth among the working class, one of their central tenets. Specifically, the party advocates employment by the government when private industry fails to provide jobs, more emphasis on social services spending, rather than spending by the military, and a centralized health care system. The party sees a nuclear freeze and environmental protection as important issues as well. Speaking of the administration's efforts to shift the nation's workforce into higher technology fields, Ingbretson said, "reeducation of the workers won't have any effect." Women's Resource Day Women's Resource Day has been set aside to inform students of the various organizations and services available to them in the community as well as on campus. The day's goal is to help students find out who to go to if they are in need of a service. The program will convene at 1 p.m. and last until 3 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 27. Within the two hours, students will be able to stop, ask questions and gain information from the representatives of organizations. The organizations planning to attend are: Alumni and Placement, American Cancer Society, Child Care Center, Community Student Services, Health Center, Peer Support - Students Helping Students, Adult Crisis Center, Alcohol and Drug Center, Bread and Roses, Family Planning of Racine, Family Services of Racine, Kenoshans Against Sexual Assault, Life Right of Kenosha, Manpower Temp. Service, Planned Parenthood of Kenosha, Women's Horizons of Kenosha, Women's Resource Center of Racine, Youth and Family Services, WIC and YWCA. Take some time to stop and talk on the 271111 2 Thursday, October 21,1982 RANGER Editorial Make them pay The United States government finally seems to be doing something about all those people who have failed to repay their college loans. Many students have a problem obtaining a government student loan, simply because there is very little left in the pot to dish out due to the fact that many people have neglected to repay their loans. The people who have received loans in the past have an obligation to pay back what was once given them. Many of them wouldn't be in their present positions if they had not been given loans when they were in school. By abusing the privilege of a college loan, it is only made more difficult for the present college students to fight through today's loan program. Maybe by threatening these people with lawsuits, or reclaiming their cars, an example can be set to make others fulfill their obligation to repay their loans. Education Secretary Terrel Bell said his department will start to dock the pay of employees who have failed to repay student loans. The crackdown at hand is overdue, and certainly necessary. When it comes time for the people presently receiving loans to pay them back, maybe it won't be such a chore for the government to receive what is rightly theirs to loan out again. Letters to the editor To the Editor: On September 30,1982, Congress renewed the Endangered Species Act for three more years. They appropriated $38 million dollars for the act, which was renewed one day earlier than expected. The wishes of the people have presided once again, for the Reagan administration had only wanted to renew the act for one year. Parkside students contributed to the renewal of the Endangered Species Act by signing petitions supporting the legislation. Thanks to Jim Kreuser, Phil Pogreba, and other members of PSGA, those petitions were printed and distributed around Parkside and other United Council campuses in the University of Wisconsin system. A special thank you should go to Pat Hensiak, editor of Parkside's Ranger, for handling the mailing of the petitions. And of course, all the people who cared enough to sign the petition must be included in another big THANK YOU. C.B. and the animals Kovalic criticized To the Editor: Sexism has struck the Ranger in the form of the poisonous pen of John Kovalic. This person in his satire on "Life at Ranger Hall" has asked this question: "How long does it take for the first female to shack up on the male floor?" In asking this question he is placing women in the role of sex objects and expressing his own egotism. His question is not only sexist, distasteful and insulting, it is also anti - humanist. His remark is an insult, not only to the women of this campus, but to the men also. His crass reference to personal relationships may reflect his own biases, but I doubt that the majority of the students at Parkside have such a synical attitude toward their own relationships. Since sexism and racism are usually two sides of the same coin, I have to wonder whether or not his next 'satire' will spew forth this poison as well. In a time when many people are expending a great deal of energy trying to work out such difficulties as human inequality, Kovalic's question seems totally repugnant. His attitude is degrading to himself as well as o thers. I can only suggest Kovalic give up his diet of beer and tortilla chips, confine himself to bread and water and then return, pen in hand, to whatever rock he crawled out from under. M.E. Marten Writer's reply John Kovalic replies: I am sorry that one comment of my last article, labeled, by the way, as SATIRE, was taken so very seriously. However, I must state my repugnance as being labeled both a sexist and, for some unknown reason, a racist. I was extremely surprised, to say the least, that someone could assume so much on the basis of one humorous comment, and then act as judge and jury in condemning me as an anti - humanist. Maybe I could reply that Ms. Martin is perhaps an anti - humorist? But I will not sink to her level of mud - slin ging, and I shall assume that the above letter was written in the heat of the moment. If Ms. Martin had ever lived in a dorm, she should have been able to have seen the humor in the article. Incidently, both female and male residents of the YMCA told me they thought the article was both well presented and very funny. Probably the one accurate fact in the leter is that I am an egotist. Anybody has to be to have work published. However, to brand me as sexist, anti - humanist and racist, and then to stoop to such a personal, immature and almost infantile level of attack just makes me wonder if she is perhaps as biased as those she purports to fight. In conclusion, next time you read an article of mine, Ms. Martin, I suggest you think about it, get your facts right, then try to appreciate it in the light of how it was written. (Also try to get my name correct, please.) John Kovalic r^.K WIFE, TWO KIDS TO SU PPORT _ IT CAN BE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF A JOB. BUT IT'S ESPECIALLY HARD WITH POLITICIANS LIKE SENATOR PRQXMIRE[ in government.. [vote SCOnWCALUJM FOR SENATE^ I CONCERNED ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT, fj , ftFT H15( BROTHER. A JOB. ^ kTOU SEE, JOHN'S MY BROTHER-J^ * r«**vT ? MCCALLUM SENATE PAID FOR SY WENOS AND FAMILY OF SCOTT NA CCAU-UM> HIS MOTHER, TREASURER •WBA Editor's notes There's a lot here by Pat Hensiak Editor The ball seems to be rolling rather smoothly through the semester. There hasn't been a war, and people seem to be trying to get along. P.S.G.A. has been working quite diligently on passing what is necessary, and making the school a more functional place for those who frequent it. They passed two proposals, and one new set of guidelines this past week. Of course, that doesn't mean that the proposals or the guidelines are totally functional, but at least it's a start. They seem to be moving in a positive direction. People are doing new things. Bruce Preston has just started his new column. This week he features a woman he just met, and relates her personal experiences to the labels we often put on people. I'm sure Bruce will introduce a lot of interesting people through his columns. People who have something to offer without really knowing it. The soccer team hasn't been doing anything new this week, they're still winning. They locked out Northland this past week 9-0. The soccer team is still nationally ranked, in the top 10. The Socialist Democratic Party has been making an attempt to start a chapter here on campus, story on page 1. If you're interested in the Socialist Democratic party — get involved. People are having a bit of a problem with John Kovalic's writing. He is most certainly a satirical writer. More than not, his articles are fiction, with the intention of trying to find some bit of humor in a particular subject. John does an article this week on the famous "Dartman." For over a year I knew this man only as "Dartman." It came to me in a dream one night, that his parents couldn't have possibly named him that. As the editor of this paper I realized that Dartman must have another name. A real name. And he does. Don't forget about the Women's Resource Day, Wednesday Oct. 27! A lot of organizations will be present at this event to help students realize all that is available to help them in a time of need. From 1 until 3 p.m. on the 27th, students will have the opportunity to learn more about all of these organizations. On Monday night, the Netherlands Chamber Orchestra appeared at Parkside for a one time only performance. For those who were fortunate enough to see it, it was the opportunity of a lifetime. The exactness and perfection that the group offered was incredible. There was more to it than just the perfect sound though. It was as if the orchestra really enjoyed what they had tr offer. Even if he t audience had not enjoyed the performance, the people doing the performing were having a good time; they really liked what they were doing. It made a big difference. Maybe that's the nice part about live performance. The audience can really feel the emotion that goes into it. To be honest, who would have ever thought that such an excellent show could be put on here, at our very own Parkside??? Who would have thought a group known internationally for its grand performance would have made a stopover for a Parkside performance? Throughout the intermission, people in the crowd and around my seat talked about the wide variety of things Parkside offers. From sports to fine arts, from on - campus student organizations to a broad build of community events. The biggest problem is arousing the interest of the people who attend Parkside daily. They seem to be the hardest to please. Never quite satisfied with what this University offers. It really does offer a lot, but people have to look for it. They have to discover their interests. Finding interests is part of the whole experience. Maybe find a friend to share the interests with. Go ahead — find a rief nd and an interest, and learn all about the things Parkside has to offer. Ranger accepting stories, poems Are you a creative person? Do you like to write? Is your life illuminated through the reading and writing of poetry and prose? Can you spell your name? If so, then bring your short stories and poetry to the Ranger office. We just might print what you write. Yes, that's right. In this very Feature Section we plan to publish short stories and poetry by Parkside students every couple of weeks. All we need are the stories and poems from you. The guidelines for submissions follow: 1) All submissions should be typed, double - spaced. (They don't have to be, but it would be nice) 2) All submissions should include your name and phone number. We don't have to print your name with your story, but we Continued On Page Three Regents approve tuition hike The University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved a budget proposal Oct. 8 calling for tuition hikes of up to $95 in the next two years for resident undergraduate students. The budget proposal must still be approved by the state Department of Administration and the legislature. The proposal, submitted by the U.S. system administration, calls for a tuition increase of $50 - 60 for 1983-84 and $30 - 35 fo r 1984-85 in resident undergraduate tuition. Some of the Regents expressed concern with the traditional student contribution of 25 perce nt of the university budget. The precedent was affected in 1980, when the state's fiscal condition prompted students to pay a surcharge. This year students contribute 27.3 percent of the university budget, and the 1983-85 budget request calls for a 27 percent contribution by students. "The reduction of tuition levels from 27.3 percent to 27 percent is certainly a step in the right direction," remarked Scott Bentley, president of the United Council of U.W. Student Governments. "But this is a very small step. At this rate, assuming tuition levels were reduced by .3 percent each biennium, the University will have returned to the 25 pe rcent level by 1995." 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The RANGER defamatory content Pr,Vllefles in re,us '"9 P"nt letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, October 21,1982 3 Clinic People on Campus treats eating disorders by Jennie Tunkieicz Eating disorders, such as compulsive overeating, anorexia nervosa and bulimia are serious dilemas for many teenagers and young adults. The Family Therapy and Research Institute in Kenosha can help people overcome these problems. The institute is primarily funded through a contract with Kenosha County where area families are referred for consultation and therapy. Karen Schultz, a social worker, and Ed Jessee, a clinical psychologist, staff the organization. Both have had previous experience in working with eating disorders. Anorexia, which is the most publicized disorder, is where a person abstains from eating. Often, an anorexic has a distorted image of his or her self and believes they need to lose weight — even when they have reached a very thin and emaciated state. Most recently people are becoming aware of bulimia. This disorder is characterized by a binge and purge pattern where the person over - eats then regurgitates or takes laxatives to remove food from their system. Bulimia can cause physical complications. Continued vomiting causes acids to come up Security through the asophogus which breaks down tissues and can also rot teeth. "I think the reason bulimia has taken longer to become recognized is because it is a more secretive problem," said Schultz, "and it can be kept a secret even from family members." No single factor creates these problems. These problems can occur in anyone. "We as an outfit tend to take a contextual view of problems. What often leads to these problems is a feeling of n ot being in control," Schultz said. "We try to help the individual by looking at their situation and helping them gain more control over their life so they won't have to resort to such drastic measures," she added. Schultz feels that culture promotes these problems because of the strong emphasis on food, eating and weight control. Also, families with many rituals involving food can make these problems more prevalent. The treatment process used by the institute is to meet with the individual and their families. "The family can help the person change their situation," said Schultz. "We look for the important people and other factors in their environment that might be affecting and creating these problems," she added. Schultz concluded, "It may begin to feel like it is impossible to stop this pattern of eating, but it is not something that can't be changed. We believe that by helping the person change their situation and context of their life the problem can be stopped." Law school rep to speak here Professor Dan Morrissey from the University of Tulsa Law School will be visiting UW - Parkside on Thursday, October 28 at 10:30 in Molinaro 367. He is interested in talking to students interested in attending the University of Tulsa Law School. All interested students should contact Prof. Sue Strickler in Moln. 263 or at 553-2600 for further information. With fire, preparation is the by Vincent Gigliotti Fire! The mere thought of fire may cause fear in even the strongest of individuals. Fire is a very traumatic experience for anyone involved. Safety of the individual is by far the major concern during a fire. Property is replaceable, people are not! Although Parkside has never had a major fire, that does not mean that we are not prepared. Fire Protection Procedure manuals are distributed to all faculty. The Somers Fire Department makes regular visits to the campus to keep their personnel aware of bu ilding locations and layout. Custodial personnel are informed of their duties in aiding people evacuate the buildings. All faculty and staff should be aware of the procedures involved in case of f ire. But what should you, the student, know and be aware of in case of a fire? Because of the varied times and places students are on campus, fire drills would be impractical. It is the responsibility of each student to be aware of his or her surroundings. As you attend classes, be conscious of the locations of the nearest exits, stairs, fire alarm pull boxes and fire extinguishers. Every student should be aware of these, wherever they are on campus. It only takes a minute to locate the nearest exit if you plan ahead. In an emergency, panic may make finding an exit more Ranger accepting stories, poems Continued From Page Two might have to get in touch with you about your submission, so include your number. 3) Short stories should be just that — short. Preferably no more than ten typed pages. 4) This is not a contest — nothing will be judged. This is simply an opportunity for students to have their creative literary efforts published in the Ranger. 5) Ranger reserves the right to select submissions, but we'll probably print anything you have to offer. 6) There is no deadline — I pl an to run stories and poems all year, but to have something considered Continued On Page Five difficult. If you notice a fire starting, pull the nearest fire alarm box. If an office is nearby, tell someone to call Security. If you are near a phone that is safe from the fire, call Security. Give the location of the fire, building and room number, if possible. Inform anyone you see of the fire and evacuate the building. If there are no phones available, pull the fire alarm and leave. There are people in each building who are instructed to call Security when they hear an alarm. Once you hear a fire alarm, evacuate the building immediately. Don't stop to pick up personal belongings. Property can be replaced. Once outside the building, never go back until so instructed. People are often injured returning to a burning building. When you are outside, stay away from the building until the all - clear signal is given. When evacuating a building use the stairs, never an elevator. The fire may stop the electricity to the elevator, leaving you trapped inside. Orderly evacuation is much faster than mass confusion. If there is smoke in the hallway, stay near the floor. If t he stairs on one side of the building are blocked, proceed to the other side of the building. If you are in a wheelchair, try to get near the stairs. Do not place the wheelchair in the center of th e by Bruce R. Preston Too many people today suffer from the all - too - easy disease of labeling others because of their beliefs or outside appearances. "Handicapped", "Woman" and "single parent" are just a few labels stuck onto Elizabeth Perry, yet she transcends mere description and most definately any of the se petty, superficial tags many people place upon her. Elizabeth is a junior with a communication and psychology double major. She'd like to work with organizational behavior with an emphasis on marketing. At home, she is raising a bright, talented 15 - year - old daughter named Lisa. Lisa is, according to her mother, being brought up in a very democratic environment which is not unlike that of her own. As I talked with Elizabeth I came to realize that she defies any traditional label through her constant state of change, which she equates with growth. "Staying the same frightens me more than anything else," she commented. "I really find life exciting," she continued, "especially the challenges." Not only does she want to experience the daily key stairs, stay to one side. Someone running to the stairs may knock you down the stairs. Anyone who comes across a disabled person should take the time to assist them in getting out of the building. Be alert for the signs of a fire. Don't become complacent! Not every fire alarm is a false alarm. The time you don't leave the building could be a real fire and you could be trapped inside. challenges but she wants to leave her mark. "I have to know I'll make a difference or you couldn't even get me out of bed in the morning." School is important to Elizabeth, not only for the academic reasons but because it offers everyone a chance to escape their social tag. "Your label can really be lost here," she remarked. "You become a new person facing new problems." When away from school, she enjoys old movies, jazz, rock, classical music, gardening and getting zany. She likes things to be controlled to some extent yet welcomes surprises. "We all have a searching need for stability," she stated. "Yet, we need to change in order to grow." It is this delicate mixture of stability and change which characterizes and becomes Elizabeth. "Sometimes you find out something you always thought was important was just superficial," she said. "You constantly have to refocus and re-evaluate your values." "I may stop fluctuating," she said in reference to growing old, "but I will always leave myself open to change." Sure she's just another face in the hall, but it's her dynamic independence, her love for life, and her active refusal to conform to social labels that make Elizabeth Perry stand out in the crowd. PARIS-LONDON Dec. 26,1982-Jan. 10,1983 Cost: $1335 Includes: All transportation, meals, lodging, tours, university credit. Contact: Dr. Peter DiNeglio Dept. of History UW - Platte ville Platteville, WI53818 Or Call (608) 342-1784 Computer Center INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea of the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The 2nd and 3rd sessions will be held in the MOLN - 111 faculty lounge on: WEDNESDAY, OCT. 27, 1 -2:30 p. m. MONDAY, NOV. 22,9 - 10:30a. m. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. Capitol's low fares "What a break!" Whe r ever we fly we have the lowest unrestricted fares. That means no advance purchase, no minimum stay. 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We are also looking forward to our special speaker Lazaro Uribe, who will be with us Wednesday, Nov. 3, to speak on "The Sting of Death." Dance Ensemble The Parkside Dance Ensemble workouts will be Monday, Wednesday and Friday starting at 1 p.m. The room has been changed to Comm Arts 140. The Ensemble is open to all students, staff and faculty. Participants are advised to wear dance attire. Physics Colloquium John Jones, a Parkside physics student, will speak at the next Physics Colloquium Wednesday, Oct. 27. The talk is entitled "The Physics of F lying," and will be at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230. Accounting Club Tickets for the Manager's Dinner are now being sold in Molinaro Hall. The ticket booth will be open Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday evenings, 4 - 7 p.m. Tickets are $10. They may also be purchased from any Accounting Club officer. The dinner will be Monday, Nov. 15. The Main speaker will be Fredrick Kraegel, a CPA partner from Pest, Marwick, Mitchell and Co. The Accounting Club is also sponsoring a workshop called "Interviewing: the Office Visit" Friday, Oct. 29 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Jim Szorcsick from the Accounting firm Deliotte, Haskins and Sells will tell you what to expect at the second interview. Refreshments will be served. Chemistry Club On Friday, Oct. 22 at 1 p.m., the Chemistry Club will hold a membership drive party in Union 104. All members and prospective members are invited. Soda and popcorn will be served. The club will meet Monday, Nov. 1, at 1 p.m. in Greenquist D101. Friday afternoon, Nov. 12 is the Miller Brewery tour. Sign up at the meeting on Nov. 1. Art Addicts A bus trip to Madison has been scheduled for Friday, Oct. 29 to see the Edward Munch exhibition at the Elvehjem Museum. The bus will leave from the CART lot at 8:30 a.m. and return at 5 p.m. Admission to the museum is free. Bus fare is $5.50 and payable in the Fine Arts office. The Edible Art Bake Sale will be Monday, Oct. 15, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Proceeds will go to cash prizes for the Student Art Show. So come over and "eat your art out." Geology Colloquium 'U ' /(rL. . fcTflV vvis< SPANKY'S Bar and Grill FEATURES: I MP ORT BEERS AND WI NE B EST CHARCOAL S AN DW IC HES IN T OWN DEEP FRIED SN AC KS 17 OZ. B OT TLE OF MICH EL OB, $1.00 T UE SD AY - I MP ORT NIGHT, F EA TU RI NG A DIFFERENT BEER EACH WE EK, O NLY $1.00 2325 - 52nd Street, Kenosha, Wis. •••••••••• Women in Business Women in Business will hold a Bake Sale Wednesday, Oct. 27, from 8 a. m. to 2 p. m. There will be lots of good things to eat and even some healthy snacks. The sale will be in the Bookstore alcove. Scholarship help ^ Dr. M. G. Mudrey of the cS&P Wisconsin Geological and Natural History Survey will lecture Friday, Oct. 22, in Greenquist 113 p. m. "I'M AN OUTLAW BABY" G.J.R. Productions Presents: "WAR IN CONCERT Appearing at: Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine, Wis. Date: Friday, October 22, 1982 Admission: $9.50 Advance - $12 At Door Show Time: 7:30 P. M. —10:00 P. M. Tickets Available At: Beautiful Day Records & Tapes, 422 Main St., Racine Sound & Video Warehouse, Westgate Mall, Racine Tic Toe Club, 2719 - 60th St., Kenosha Betty's Barber Shop, 424 Main St., Racine Bojangle's, 1845 West Racine, Racine WE GOT THE POWER SLIPPING INTO DARKNESS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS Now is the time to plan your financing of next year's schooling. In addition to government and other public aid, many supplemental private scholarships, grants and loans are available to college students. How does one find out about these aids? There are basically two alternatives — research the alternatives oneself or pay someone else to complete the search. Both the UW - Parkside library Thursday, Oct. 28, in Moln 213 at 8 p. m. Refreshments will be served during an informal question and answer period. Physics Club The Physics Club will meet Monday, Oct. 25, at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230. The club is a group of students interested in physics, math and astronomy. We tour government labs - bring in speakers and do other things of interest. This year we will be going to the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, the Argonne National Lab, Zion Nuclear Training Reactor and a few other places. Anyone can join the physics club. If interested, come to the meeting Monday and see Dr. Luzader in Greenquist 235. Data Processing Club The Data Processing club is sponsoring two speakers who graduated from Parkside last semester. Chuck McMahan and John Schmidt were both hired by Northwestern Mutual Life and have had over 35 interviews between them, both on and off campus. Chuck and John will discuss these interviews and give ideas of the role and future of men and women in the field. The presentation will be »>:i »>;«»:«»:»»> »!•!«»!*!« I5!I I5!i »!•!« »!t« •!•!« »!•!« >T> i"i "i »!•!«»!•% II. W.-Parkside Health Seminar scheduled Dr. Russell J. Reiter of the University of Texas at San Antonio's Health Science Center will talk on the pineal gland. There is evidence that, in humans, the pineal gland contributes to the onset of puberty, and is responsible for certain forms of mental illness. The seminar will be Friday, Oct. 22 i n Greenquist 103 at 1 p.m. The seminar is open to the public. N ill I I K M V N S row Style * / You've Got Style ON f AP AT UNION SQUARE '2;' '£« 'g' 'ii' »;•;« »;•:« »;•;« »;•; !3!i i!J!I i7!i »5!i »!•!» ISM.M »!•!» »!•!« »!•!« »!•;« "PAB COF FEEHOUSE PRESENTS" OPEN STAGE and financial aids office have copies of publications which list private sources of financing educational costs. One should also check with family members and parents, local civic organizations and businesses. The second alternative involves using a firm which specializes in compiling financial aids listings. These firms do not have exclusive listings, but they can offer a busy student a legitimate shortcut to searching by oneself. According to a UW - Parkside financial aids spokesperson, a search firm will usually require a fee of about $45. The firm will provide the student applicant with a list of financial aids alternatives for which the applicant is eligible according to major, rank in class and other information which is provided to the search firm. The student must still apply to each individual source. One such firm is The Scholarship Bank. According to the director of that private search service, more than 1,350 new scholarships will be available to college students — primarily undergraduates — n ext year. For more information about The Scholarship Bank services, send a self - addressed, stamped, business - size envelope to 10100 Santa Monica Blvd., #750, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Learning how to love ''E n h a n c i ng Lovi ng Relationships" will be the theme of a four - session, non - credit course to be offered Tuesdays from Oct. 26 to Nov. 16 from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Parkside in Molinaro Hall Room D-128. The class is being offered by the Parkside Office of Educational Outreach. Joe Longo, who will teach the course, said it "is designed to build on an already existing base people have in their ability to share positive feelings. Love is a learned art and response. Like anything else, to get better at it you have to learn more about it. A person cannot live whatever they do not dedicate themselves to. In order to dedicate yourself to love you must forever be growing in love." Longo is a special education teacher for the Racine Unified School District. He has attended three presentations by Leo Buscaglia, a California teacher and author of the best seller book, "Living, Loving and Learning," and also attended a "Love in the '80s" workshop. Pre - registration is required for the class and can be made by calling the Education Office at 553-2351. The fee is $20. NOV. 10, 1982 From 2:00 - 5 :00 pm. in the Union Square VOCAL & INSTRUMENTAL TALENT SIGN UPS NOW TAKING EFFECT Anyone wanting to take part please contact the P.A.B. office at 553-2650 before Oct. 28th! NOTE: Groups wanting to perform must be small. Thursday, October 21,1982 So it goes A bull's by John Kovalic All right, campers. Sit down. Stay calm. Don't panic. Apparently, with my last few articles, (three to be exact) a lot of you out there took what I said to be kosher. The real McCoy. Totally tubular. You believed it. SUCKERS. That's right. It wasn't true. Not a word of it. Jeeez, don't you feel STUPID? There was no conversation with any Wargamers, nor Physicists. Nor is there a Professor Stein out there trying to discover life at the YMCA. Sure had you fooled, huh? Now, you say, why the heck (or words to that effect) do I go and reveal all this when I had you right in the palm of my hands? Because this week's article is actually, one - hundred percent, total, truth! That's it! Not one word of falsehood. Not one paragraph misleading, not one syllable a dupe. This is it, guys n' gals. What, you ask, can be of such national, nay, world - shattering importance, that I halt my personal vendetta against all that may be called a veritie! You may well ask. Now, like I said, sit down, lest the excitement becomes too much for you. Sitting comfortably? Good. Then I'll begin. This week, as you may well have already guessed, I shall discuss none other than our very own, Parkside DART TEAM. (Stop yawning!) * * * The Parkside Dart Team is a competitive sport and social (not necessarily in that order) -eye bull session with Parkside's 'Dartman organization that is suffering from an image problem. Or, to be more specific, a lack of an image problem. You see, they have one seemingly insurmountable, enigma. No one takes them seriously. It was in an effort to turn this situation around that I obtained the following interview with the 'in de facto' head of said organization, the one, the only, Dartman, aka Nick Thome. Yes, that's right. Yes, I d id say Dartman. Yes, I did say this was all on the level. No, don't stop reading. I need the money. "Why is it that you feel that you are the focus for ridicule? Or, should I say, the Dart Team is the focus of?" "Well, first of a ll, I want to just say that the majority of those that jest at the expense of the UWPDT (UW - Parkside Dart Team) are in fact, non - members." "Could you give me an example?" "One such non - member is Steve Kalmar, the current SOC president." "Why in particular the illustrious Mr. Kalmar?" "Recently, at the last SOC banquet, Mr. Kalmar introduced us as, and I quote, 'The newest and most subversive group on campus.' " (I could trace a tad of bitterness in my host's tone.) In my opinion, such unsubstantiated untruths cannot do any good in the promotion of a student organization's image." "Well, I could see where that would be a problem . . . What exactly does the UWPDT consist of?" "The Parkside Dart Team consists of three separate, distinct groups. First of all, there is the Dart Team proper ..." "Of course." "Then, there is the Dart Team cheerleading squad." "Cheerleading squad? "That's right. You see, we get all these girls and ... " "No, no, that's O.K. I know what cheerleading is. It's just that I was rather . . . uh . . . surprised." "Well, actually, at the moment, we're a bit short on that section. Last years' squad was much more numerous. In fact, if any of your readers wants to become a cheerleader, female or male, they should contact Tony Rogers at the Ranger office." "Why?" "He's the chairman of the Dart Team Cheerleader Selection Committee, of course." "Of course." "The Dart Team Support Committees, by the way, make up the third section of t he Dart Team organization." "Committees" "Yes, but let me get on with the team first. The team itself is a squad of five people that play English 301 darts against other UW schools. At this date, you may be interested to know, UWPDT is undefeated in open competition." "But you didn't actually play anyone last year." "True, but we feel that is only a minor factor in our success." "Oh." "The cheerleading squads are groups of five people each, one male, one female. They are present at all matches, and provide moral support. The final section of the whole team are the seven standing committees." WED. & FRI. Bring UW-P I.D. Playing A Variety of Music for Your Listening and Dancing Pleasure. 3931 - 45th St. 657-3101 "Could you tell me what they are?" "Sure. First of all, there's the Public Relations Committee, who are responsible for advertising. Or lack of same. They also handle communication from the team to our school." "Vital, I'm sure." "You'd be surprised. Then there's the Tournament Committee, who handles all the Dart Team sponsored competitive events, such as last years' First Annual April Fool's Day Tricycle Race. The Social Committee is responsible for the organization and execution of all social events." "Or parties." "Exactly. You're catching on." "The Fund - Raising Committee is self - explanatory. The Judging Committee, by far our most popular, chooses the cheerleading squads. The Activities Committee organizes all other committees, and finally there is the Antagonism Committee. They are in charge of writing provocative and intimidating material and sending it to any opposing teams that we may compete against." "Aha! Sort of dispiriting to any team unlucky enough to find itself playing you." "So true. In fact, the Antagonism Committee is sponsoring our Nasty Letter Writing Competition." "I thought that would have been up to the Tournament Committee." "Oh, shut up." * * * The Dart Team's policies are very simple: (1) To get as many people involved with as little bureaucracy as possible. (Yes, I know it doesn't make sense either.) (2) To have at least one party a month to get members familiar with each other (and to consume fair amounts of alcohol.) So, if you like being active in an inactive sort of way, and want Parkside to be less boring, then sign up! (The UWPDT has no membership fees and doesn't plan on having any in the forseeable future.) Note: The ability to play darts is NOT a prerequisite of membership. Which is why I was accepted as a member. Boy, I can't wait 'till next week when I get to make up this baloney again. Ranger accepting stories, poems Continued From Page Three for a particular Thursday issue of Ranger, it must be submitted the preceeding Friday. 7) You will retain all rights to whatever you submit, whether we print it in the Ranger or not. 8) We may have to edit your story for punctuation, but we will call you first. We won't change the content of what you write. 9) It would be a good idea to make a photocopy of yo ur story — we may be able to return your submission, but it will have marks on the copy. 10) This is also open to all Parkside faculty and staff. The Ranger Needs Staffers! 6 Thursday, October 21, 1982 RANGER Burned up Are cetaceans singing songs to Satan? by by CCaro arol l Bur Burns ns can provide countless hours of whale noises sound remarkat Modern - day research tries to avoid the situation of creating devils workshops via idle minds. They have come up with many very necessary items, including padded toilet seats, inside - the - egg scramblers, and gold - plated toothpicks. One of the branches of that research is not development of new products, but the study of existing elements of life. Chemists, physicists, and biologists really get off on that sort of thing. Examination and analysis of sewage runoff, soap - bubble geometry, and living organisms found in stump water WILDLIFE l C-ftue" s usrn fl*J CXfENSlvje bo* op chocolate-"; ftWD fl DOIE-KJ Red ROSES. can provide countless hours of adventure for them. These people get especially excited when their research has a practical aspect. The recently - ordained Professor Grisley is an example of such a person. He's been studying the sounds of whales for several years. After traveling the oceans and making hundreds of tapes, he's found that those mammals have a patterned set of noises which can be likened to a regular language. When played at normal speeds, the sounds whales produce are eerie. If the speed at which the tapes are played is increased, the whale noises sound remarkably like bird songs. Professor Grisley was enchanted with that whole idea until one day he happened to play a tape backwards. It was to be the most startling discovery of his life. Satanic messages were encoded in the tapes! Now we have knowledge of the true wickedness afoot. This could prove to be a breakthrough for all those wishing to purge evil from the earth. It will give new life to the "Nuke the Whales" campaign. Because of their recognizable intelligence, whales must naturally be the commandos of by John Kovalic the rest of the animal kingdom. God only knows how long it will be before they all rise up and take over the human race. We have to prepare for this. The obvious evil in the world must be stopped. The only answer is to completely annihilate the animal kingdom. We'll show 'em. There can't possibly be any demons left to undermine the human race once the animals are gone. We'll all be saved, thanks to Professor Grisley. Who knows, someday he might even make saint. Reeves to speak on McCarthy I FEE-L GIDDr losr D+iRJKiMCr ftfiour Hec UILBuR. I Cflu'r trPiT SLEEP ftWD UHEW S.BES NEB* I GO SHA^er Fwo SRefuc our ik) r cold Some thirty years ago the junior Senator from the state of Wisconsin, Joe McCarthy, burst onto the American scene with an anti - communist campaign that polarized the nation and eventually came to symbolize an entire era. Was Joe McCarthy an ardent defender of all we hold dear or was he, as most historians have pictured, "the most wicked of villains?" Thomas Reeves, Professor of History at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, will look at both sides of the McCarthy question at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine on Wednesday, Nov. 3, at 7 p.m. Reeves is the author of The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy, a biography that has been nationally recognized and acclaimed. Publishers Weekly said of the book: "Make no mistake: at awards time, this excitingly readable biography will be remembered . . . This may be as nearly definitive a biography as THE MILLER BREWING COMPANY PRESENTS... A.multi-image presentation of the marketing and advertising strategies that have catamite Ml Her Brewing Company from seventh place in the beer industry to second place todav Th entertaining program is free and open to the public. u P'ace today. This Date: October 26th Time: 2:00 p. m.. Location: Union Cinema Presented by: Pi Sigma Epsilon and The Miller Brewing Company This presentation has been rescheduled to 2: oo p. m. we will ever have." Reeves has appeared on Good Morning America and on William Buckley's Firing Line and recently completed a national tour for the book. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling 631-2154. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located in Racine at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets. "War" to perform The band "War" will appear in concert at Racine's Memorial Hall tomorrow night at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $9.50 for advance tickets, and $12 at the door. In Kenosha, tickets can be bought at the Tic Toe Club, 2719 - 60th St., and in Racine, tickets can be purchased at Beautiful Day Records and Tapes, 422 M&in St., and Sound and Video Warehouse at the Westgate Mall. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4.-00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Ball: • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK OF OCT. 3 Vi OFF YOOURT SESAME BRITTLI RANGER Thursday, October 21,1982 Men's Soccer Rangers improve record by Pat Hensiak Editor Parkside's Soccer team is holding onto this season's winning tradition. On Wednesday, Oct. 13, Parkside beat Lake Forest 2-o! Andy Buchanan and Don Theisen scored the goals and both were assisted by Kim Jensen. This is the first time the Rangers have come home from Lake Forest victorious. "That was a good win for us," commented Coach Hal Henderson. "We hadn't won there yet, and they've played a couple of other rank ball teams. In the long run, this victory will improve our rank." Henderson said that part of the problem the team has had in the past at Lake Forest has been the small field. "That's been a psychological problem for us for years." On Saturday, Oct. 16, the Rangers defeated Northland scoring a total of 9 goals, and locking Northland out of scoring for the entire game. The Rangers outshot Northland 51-1, with Northland making 18 saves from goal, and Parkside making only l save from goal. Scorers in the game were Don Matanowski, 1 goal, Jim Banks, 3 goals, Mike Nowak, l goal, Bob Newstrom, 1 goal, and Don Theisen, 3 goals. Jim Banks broke the individual scoring record for one season with his goals in this game. "This was one team we had to play," said Coach Henderson. "They are in the NAIA. So, we must play them in either a game during the season or in a tournament at the end of th e season. I don't like the idea of playing a tournament at the end of the season to decide the national tournament qualifier. We play them in the season, so does Platteville." Now that the Rangers have beaten Northland, if they beat Platteville they will be the district winners, and qualify for the Nationals. Currently, the Rangers rank 10th in the NCAA Division II standings, and 18th in the NAIA. IAN HAMILTON manuevers around a Northland player. Photo by Masood Shafiq Mejia and Henderson champions Golf season recaptured by Robb Luehr After disappointing finishes in their first 3 matches, Parkside's men's golf team pulled itself together and placed high in the final 5 meets of the season. On Sept. 24 - 25, the team went to the UW - Gr een Bay Invitational, and scored 822, good fo r 3rd place out of 1 0 teams. UW - Eau Claire won the meet with 769. John Schneider led the way for UW - P with a score of 161 — (85-76). The next 2 days, Sept. 26 - 27, the team was in Oshkosh for the Mascoutin Collegiate Tournament, sponsored by UW - Oshkosh. The golfers continued their strong play, ending up in a tie for third place, 27 shots behind UW - Oshkosh's pace - setting score of 769. L eading the way for the Rangers was Bob Sobol, shooting a 155 — (75 - 80). The next match of the season was at Whitewater, Oct. 4. The results have not been determined at press time, but Parkside shot Classifieds A. A. MEETING: Every Wednesday, Moln 211, between 1 and 2 p. m. FOR SALE: 1966 Olds Delta 88, good runner, best offer. 552-9014 evenings and weekends. TYPING: Neat and accurate. No project is too large or little. Will edit if requested. Donna F. Call 633-1794. ATTENTION SKIERS: Marketing coordinators needed to promote high quality ski and beach trips on campus. Earn commission plus free travel. Call Summit Tours, 800-325-0439. TYPING SERVICES OFFERED: For anything short essays, reports, research papers, etc. . . . Rate Charged: $1.00 per page, Electric typewriter. Call anytime: 639-4195. WOULD like to share ride to Eau Claire, Wl. 3 students to share expenses, need transportation from Fri., Nov. 5 • S un., Nov. 7. Call 639-4195. PERSONALS THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Those who criticize true love the most have experienced love the least. DR. DREW: Carole is really burned up. You should know better. We have all resigned as fans of the club. Better luck later. Have you gotten dressed? I hope you don't miss the boat ride again. HAHA. Your Loyal but somewhat distressed fans. CAROLE: Dr. Drew is certainly sorry. He can't help himself. GOMER: Je taime aussi, U. C. GOMER PYLE: No Spanish, please. Uncle Chuck a 397 to finish in the middle of 10 teams. On top for Parkside was John Scheider, who shot a 76. On Oct. 5, 15 teams descended on the Brighton Dale Country Club course for the Parkside Invitational. Marquette University won with a score of 391. The Rangers, led by a strong performance by Bob Sobol, finished third scoring 400. Sobol shot a 76, good for fourth place out of a field of o ver 90 golfers. The final, and perhaps biggest tournament of the season, was the District 14 Tournament, played Oct. 10 - 12 at the Watertown Country Club. The field of 11 teams played 3 rounds of golf to determine who could advance to the national finals, to be played later this month. Only the top team and top individual may move on to the finals. UW - Eau Claire advanced by shooting a total of 1137. Parkside led by John Schneider's 230 — (77-77-76), ended their season by finishing fourth, with a score of 1201. Coach Stephens at the beginning of the season predicted the team to improve throughout the season. With most of the team being returning underclassmen, Parkside should have something to be optimistic about. Champion men's single player in the intramural tournament was Frank Mejia of Racine. He defeated Matt Giovanelli for second and third place was captured by Brian Langenbach. In the women's singles tournament, champion honors went to Jody Henderson, Casey Zahalka took second place and in third was Margaret Houselander. This week's game in flag football proved to be a neck and neck struggle. The Vikings were successful in their drive for an undefeated season downing the Panzers 20-14. Team captain Jack Decker ran for each of the three touchdowns scored by the Viking team while Anita Ratsch and Cliff McKenzie crossed the end line for the Panzers. Standings at the end of four weeks of play are: Vikings 2-0 All-Stars 1-2 Panzers 1-2 In this week's contest, the AllStars will play the Vikings at 4 p.m., Thursday, Oct. 21. ROUND TWO OF INTRAMURALS BEGINS THE FIRST WEEK OF NOVEMBER! Sign up deadlines occuring this week: Badminton: Monday, Oct. 25 2 on 2 Basketball: Tuesday, Oct. 26 Volleyball: Thursday, Oct. 28 Other deadlines coming up fast: Men's Basketball Tournament: Nov. 9, 1982 Turkey Trot: Nov. 18, 1982 See sheets at INFO. Kiosk, Gym of Info desk for more details. University of Wisconsin-Parkside FESTA ROMA "AN EVENING IN OLD ITALY" SAT., NOV. 6 — 6:00 PM PARKSIDE UNION DINING ROOM FEATURING: • A W INE PUNCH RECEPTION • FIVE COURSE SERVED DINNER AUTHENTIC ITALIAN CUISINE • COSTUMED FOLK DANCERS • STROLLING MUSICIANS DANCE BAND *17.50 PER PERSON COCKTAILS & IMPORTED WINES AVAILABLE RESERVATIONS: UNION INFO. CENTER - 553-2345 as UNION SQUARE 4 PM FEATURING • T H E LIV E MU SIC OF UW-P ARKS IDE'S A WA RD WINNING JAZZ B AND • 75« , SI.00 & SI.25 O FF REG ULAR PIZZA P RI CES • S PE CI AL S1. 99 SPA G H ETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC 8 RE AD • FREE ADMI SSION 8 Thursday, October 21,1982 RANGER Tyree participates in 'new' sport Men's Cross Country Runners back on their feet Renee Tyree is a person with an exciting interest. Renee is a Roller Cross Country skier. This is basically the same as winter Cross Country except the skier has rollers on the bottom of the skis. The skis she uses are like regular winter Cross Country skis. They are two and a half feet long, with three wheels — two in back and one in front. The bindings and poles are the same as winter Cross Country equipment. Renee is a freshman here at Parkside, studying Pre - Med. She is an alumnus of Horlick High School in Racine. Renee was involved in Cross Country running and Track. Regular winter Cross Country skiing is one of her favorite sports. Renee became involved in roller skiing through a friend. Professor Wallen also roller skis. She h as been involved in the sport for about three months. Although there is no team here at Parkside, there are ski clinics here at Parkside however, so those involved can improve their skiing skill. Renee trains for this sport and competes in Roller Cross Country ski races. The practices she sets up for herself vary. It all depends on how much time is available and her ambition that day. She practices on the track at Horlick or the inner loop at Parkside. She includes running in her program to keep in shape. The races can be run anytime there isn't snow. The distance of the races is 10 kilometers. Some places she has been are Purdue, Madison and Chicago to compete. She also competes in winter Cross Country skiing. There are not too many girls involved in this sport on the competitive level. She does very well, averaging a first or second place. Renee will be competing in a Roller Cross Country meet this weekend in Madison. Good luck to you Renee. Men's Cross Country packed up this last weekend at their meet in Madison. The Tom Jones Invitational yielded a Ninth place for the Rangers. The Rangers competed against eleven teams, four of who are top ranked teams. UW - Madison hosted the meet and also won it. The weather was sunny with the temperatures in the 40s. Rich Miller and Jim Miller were both able to run in this meet. Dan Stublaski is still sustaining injuries and was not able to run. The top three performing Rangers were: Rich Miller placing 56, 26:04; Tom Barrett 75, 26:23; and Jim Miller 76, 26:24. Coach Lucian Rosa commented that the team is looking forward to competing in the NCAA Qualifying meet that will be here at Parkside on October 30. They all expect to do well. The next meet is October 23, this Saturday. It is being held at Carthage at 11:00 a. m. Cross country ski clinic at Parkside The United States Ski Team and the United States Ski Coaches Association together with Shaklee Corporation will be hosting a cross country training clinic at Parkside on Saturday, Oct. 23 in Greenquist Hall 101. The clinic is open to interested skiers, parents and coaches with no memberships required. $4 wil l be charged per person. The clinic will be one full day and utilizes films, slides and graphics to teach the basics of technique and training, from the intermediate skier up through the very advanced. Beginners can also benefit tremendously from the clinic by watching how the experts ski, and learning more about the sport in which they are becoming involved. Short topics will also cover coach - athlete relationships and how to work better together, ski care, basic physiology and a film on the philosophy of youth sports, "Is Winning Everything?" The clinic is designed to help bring the most recent and advanced discoveries about the sport of cross country skiing to various locations throughout the United States. Two new technique films with instructional booklets will be used to teach technique. Training information will be presented as simply as possible. If you are interested in attending one of the clinics with your club or by yourself, contact the following: Dave Harrison, 998 Lake County Court, Oconomowoc, WI 53066, (414) 567-1110; o r Jim McCarthy, 1366 N . Dearborn, Chicago, IL 60610, (312) 782- 4567; or Kai Hansen, President of the Parkside Nordic Ski Club, 19022 - 58th Road, Union Grove, WI 53182, (414) 878-2777. For coaches wishing certification in the United States Ski Coaches Association, this clinic will comprise the Level I certification program. To become certified, coaches will have to be members of the Coaches Association, do additional reading after the clinic, and take a written exam. Coaches working with junior athletes might be very interested in the additional reading material, which is geared towards helping them become better coaches even if they do not wish certification. The clinics will be run by Stephen Gaskill, former U.S. Nordic Combined Coach and New Cheerleaders announced On the evening of Sunday, Oct. 10, the new 1982-83 Parkside cheerleading squad was selected. The new squad members are: Heidi Caldwell, Sharon Kruk, Carmen Smith, Judy Spek, Portia Morgan, Lynn Brown, David Kotke, Mike Stehr. The newly elected co - captain is Kris Anderson and captain is Hope Stachowski. currently nordic technical director for the U.S. Nordic Ski Team and the U.S. Ski Coaches Association. ADDITIONAL EVENT: Rollerski relay races beginning at 4:30. UW-PARKSIDE USSCA CROSS COUNTRY CLINIC SCHEDULE 8:30-9:00 a.m. — Registration (Greenquist 101) 9:00 a.m. — Introduction (10 min.) The Sport In General (20 min.), film and short talk Short break (10 min.) Technique — diagonal stride - film and talk (45 min.); double pole and skating, film and talk (45 min.); downhills (5 min.); herringbone (5 min.) 12:00-1:30 p.m. Lunch Break ($3.00 per person) Equipment and Ski Preparation (45 min.) demonstration and talk Philosophy of the Sport (45 min.) a film on general sport philosophy from American Coaching Effectiveness Program Short Break (10 min.) Training for Cross Country (1 hr./15 min.) slide show, talk, demonstrations, outside practice by everyone Discussion of USSCA and coaches certification (15 min.) Selling of books and material from USSCA (15 min.) 5:00 p.m. — Roller Ski Relay Races • RISING STAR NIGHT * Mime artists, actors, comedians, dancers, magicians, and musicians. OH! FLANNERY'STAVERN is offering you the chance to perform your Every Thursday evening, our variety show local talent to our customers. special act. will feature Auditons will be held every Saturday morning from 8a. m. to 11 a. m. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document K¥ University of Wisconsin - Parkside and Jansson debate by Bob Kiesling News Editor The Parkside Political Science Club and the League of Women Voters sponsored a debate last Wednesday between the two contenders in the first district congressional race, Les Aspin and Peter Jansson. Associate Dean of Faculty Michael Bassis acted as moderator. Each candidate was allowed five minutes to state their opening position. Jansson, winning the coin toss, began the debate. Jansson opened by stating his vision of America today. He recounted the tale of his father coming here as a poor immigrant from Sweden because "he saw opportunity that was not available anywhere else in the world; opportunity to grow and develop and earn and make for one's self what one can make." He said that great progress had been made up until the late sixties, in America's approach to fulfilling human needs. "After this change ... in the late sixties, things have gotten worse. The new approach we had at that time was for the government to get involved to a far greater extent than it had in solving the problems of human need. It was a well - meaning PAB requests budgeting change by Bob Kiesling News Editor PAB president Chris Hammelev appeared before the PSGA Senate last Friday and requested that the budget of the Performing Arts and Lectures committee (PAL) be combined with PAB's budget for the 1983-84 year. "There is no reason," Hammelev said, "that PAL can't be a part of PAB's budget." Senator Mike Scoon said that the original purpose of PAB was entertainment programming for the student body, and PAL for the community at large. He requested that a motion to combine the budgets be tabled until the judicial branch of the student government can decide whether PSGA is able to set budgeting procedures. What the student justices must decide is whether or not PAB can control PAL, even though PAL is a standing committee of PAB, as outlined in their constitution. Hammelev said, "There's no reason for them to be separate. Outdoor Rec, Tech Crew, and the Film committee are all separate committees." They are included in PAB's budgeting process. "Allegedly," Hammelev added, "PAL was originally a faculty committee using segregated fees. It was doing a bad job and so PAL became part of PAB." It was thought that PSGA must approve the change, as the Senate does have a say in the SUFAC budgeting process. It could not, however, determine if a clause in PAB's constitution, which named PAL as a standing committee, was valid. The motion to table the ruling, which was made by Scoon will cause PAB to delay completion of their budget until after the Nov. 2 deadline. Hammelev said Monday that she would seek an extension from SUFAC. change, but it was a change that failed." In the 1980's, he said, "we face a very real choice between despair and opportunity.While my opponent is offering nothing but despair, I'm offering opportunity." "Let's hear it for despair," Aspin began his argument. He stated that Reagan's three point plan to help the economy failed because, "You can't have a big tax cut, a big defense increase, and balance the budget all at the same time. "And that's the core of the Reagan problem," Aspin added. "Somehow we've got to make him change his mind." According to Aspin, the way to change Reagan's mind "is to vote Democratic in November." The candidates then had three minutes each to answer five questions from the League of Women Voters. The questions dealt with the role of Congress in the economy and the protection of the environment; endorsement of the State of Wisconsin's support of a nuclear freeze; the candidates' views on how to curb unemployment; and government funding of education. Aspin went on record as saying that he was not in favor of tuition tax credits. He said that it "was not an appropriate use of government policy" to give tax credits for people to send their children to private schools. On student loans: "That's one we ought to increase. There's something the federal government should do." He said that special funding for grants and research is highly dependent on what the program is, but "there is a role for federal government" in that area. "Funding in human capital," he said, "is essential for economic growth." Jansson said, "I am in favor, in principle, of the idea of tuition tax credits. I think that people need a range of choices in the education of their children." Jansson said he would "look very carefully" at the tax credit proposals to ensure no damage was done to public education. Jansson cautioned against PSGA Election Results Senate: Al Spallato 137 Phil Pogreba 134 Mike Scoon 129 Ingrid Petrikat |Q Jeanne Buenker-Philips J09 Mark Hagen |@g Patrick Ramsdell |Q0 Earlene Frederick 94 Stephen Kalmar II 69 SUFAC: Luis Valldejuli ^5 One of the most emotional moments of the debate came when the candidates were fielding questions from the audience, when this question was asked: "What is your position on do something about PETER JANSSON abuses in the student loan program, even though he spoke out in favor of increasing the program. He suggested that the student, when applying for a loan, sign an agreement with the IRS to have repayment made as part of the student's taxes after graduation. LES ASPIN women's rights to choice in the matter of abortion? Do you favor government intervention?" Jansson answered first, saying: "I think it's tragic that an abortion is being performed every 24 seconds. It has cheapened our view of life; and it si wrong and we w—ill1 p—aJy for it in tvh.iev jyteaaiarsa aiihcecaiud uif 1 1 Panel discussion to give information we don't this." He said that it would lead to liberalized views on infanticide and euthanasia, and that in twenty years Americans would look at abortion the way people look at slavery now. He said, "The 1973 Supreme Court decision was wrong, and we'll find a way to change it." Aspin got much applause by initially stating: "I'm not sure who he (Jansson) is enslaving; sounds to me like he's enslaving the women." Hesaid he "would not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit abortion." He does not, however, favor the spending of federal funds to pay for abortions because, "You should not spend public money for something that a significant portion of the population considers murder." He was interrupted several times during his statement by Jansson, who questioned his assertion that abortion was, in fact, murder. The debate was held in the Union Cinema. It is estimated that 200 - 300 people were in attendance. It was also announced that Art Jackson, the Libertarian candidate for congressman, will speak before the Social Science round table at 12:15 on Monday, Nov. in Union 106. by Pat Hensiak Editor On Wednesday, Nov. 10, from 12-2 p.m., the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee will sponsor a panel discussion in the Union Bazaar to explore some of the aspects of sexual harassment. JoAnne Zowicky, from the Women's Resource Center in Racine, will speak about sexual harassment from an employer's point of view, and provide new insight about sexual harassment particularly relevant to students. Walter Stern, a lawyer from Kenosha, will discuss the legal aspects of sexual harassment. Wayne Johnson, a professor at Parkside, will talk about the socialization of men. After these presentations, the audience will have the opportunity to ask questions. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee was created in April 1982 in response to a mandate from the Board of Regents. Its purpose is to assist the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment, to devise programs intended to inform the entire university community of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase public sensitivity to it, and to publicise the procedures and remedies available through the committee. Members also assist in informal mediation efforts when so requested by the Chancellor, serving in an "ombudsman" role to give advice, counsel and assistance to members of the university community in matters relating to sexual harassment. The committee identifies the faculty, staff and students simply as the University community. Any members of the university community who feel harassed may contact any of the members of the committee directly for a confidential discussion. Or, a person who feels harassed can call ext. 2368 and request to be contacted by a member on the committee. Students do not necessarily need to speak with a student member; all of the committee members are available. At the meeting, no names will be used; the caller's name and alleged offender's name will be known to only one person. The entire committee will review the situation, and try to devise a method to solve the problem informally. Before any other action is taken, the caller will be notified. The committee will seek as much information about the situation as possible. The more information that is offered, the simpler and faster the likely resolution of the problem. The committee will have the opportunity to learn from each situation, but all of the incidents will be handled individually and confidentially. The committee realizes that most people perceive sexual harassment as coming from a male teacher and directed at a female student. However, this is only one possible circumstance of sexual harassment, and the committee hopes to make the university community aware that sexual harassment can and does happen in other situations. Recently the committee has developed a series of questions which a number of university community members will be asked to answer. Some professors will use the questionnaire in class. Anyone interested in filling out a questionnaire may stop in the Ranger office and pick one up. Through the questionnaire the committee hopes to learn more about the degree of awareness of sexual harassment on this campus. The members of the committee are Stella Gray, ext. 2260; Wayne Johnson, 2532; Karen Lourigan 2247; Carrie Peters, 2285; Linda Piele, 2642; Stu Rubner, 2576; Carla Thomas, 2351; Jackie Willems, 2228; and Pat Hensiak, 2295. The main - line number is 2368. A message can be left there during office hours, and a committee member will return the call. If there is a particular committee member that you would like to deal with, request that member. ANDREW BRHEL AND REBECCA JULICH in a romantic scene from "Ring Round the Moon," a "charade with music" which open the dramatic arts season at the University of a+V Parksi<^e-F>erformances are Oct. 29 and 30and Nov. Theater 31 at 2 p. m. in the Communication Arts Thursday, October 28,1982 RANGER Editorial Still number one! subw'tS "ri.fo8 1116 last month Milwaukee Brewer fans were ™ S tests °™er Bud Selig aPProPr'ately dubbed sti ess tests Twice the Brewers took each playoff series to the edee • once to win the Amerian League championship in a three game sweep derisive t0 fu tHe St L°uis Cardi™ls l° come frorTbehM ta the dec swe seventh game to win the World Series. World Series fever infected people from all over the state- it seemed no one was immune. "How 'bout them Brewers" became a preferred Sriin?, f3?h0ng ?lends> Audrey Kuenn's Cesar's Inn became the 2S of Je. natl°nal media, and Wisconsin Ave. celebrations and ~mParym! Were elevated t0 fine arts- The Milwaukee media, ww-nn?en» a ev®n ,the Pollce force joined the team in giving Wisconsinites a party they will not soon forget. nf tlmn thatr'the series became the focal point for a lot fre^v nf k St 38 SUrdy as Brewer fans trenzy of long - denied championship gratification, and aesx psluordeelyd ainst oth ae Milwaukee Brewers helped us forget dizzying unemployment and a wprllfii? / f16t °f bfd "eYS f0r 3 while'the Milwaukee Brewer fans themselves as 8011(1 and cohesive as the Milwaukee Brewers , ^nd U18 a tribute to the fans, who maintained a loyal vigil even after a decade of s econd place or worse finishes, and who turned out in mass numbers for a parade down Wisconsin Ave. and a fan appreciation day fthheP hhePrronefs off ^thhe? KhoeuWre,r Sa n1d? wt i5ll® r eSmeraieins- h e11r operso vfoerd a tlhoantg tthime eB rewers are Congratulations, American League champion Milwaukee Brewers You re still number one to us Letters to the editor: To the Editor and Mr. Kovalic: Last week I submitted an article to the Ranger in which I criticized Mr. Kovalic's humor. Mr. Kovalic replied to my letter in the same edition of the paper and seemed to take as much umbrage at my remarks as I had done to his. Mr. Kovalic has, in fact, put words into my mouth and I assure him that I need no help in that area. Mr. Kovalic has stated that his article was satire and suggested that perhaps I am anti - humorist because I do not appreciate his brand of humor. Mr. Kovalic has said it all, "he" has put the label satire on his work. This does not necessarily make it so. It is an absolute truth that I found no humor in his remark. Each person has his or her own perception of humor I agree, however, I fail to find humor in statements which make fun of, or cast slurs on other human beings in the name of humor and can not help feeling offended when I read it. That Mr. Kovalic should find my attitude surprising is not surprising to me. Egotists can seldom relate to the feelings of others since their main concern is self - interest. There has been too much prejudice throughout history which has been hidden behind the label of humor. It is in books, in films, and on television. Humor is the quality of inciting laughter and I can laugh at and enjoy good humor as much as anyone else, but not at the expense of someone else's feelings. No humor in any form which is harmful to others is humorous to me. As I stated before, I consider it a poisonous influence on our society. Mr. Kovalic has said that I called him a racist. I did not say, nor did I intend to infer, that he was a racist. If I felt he was a racist, I would have said it outright. But if Mr. Kovalic's mininterpretation of this was unintentional and he sincerely understood me to call him a racist, then I apologize for failing to make my point unmistakable. I would not put such a label on anyone without concrete evidence. My observation was that the prejudices of sexism and racism go together in most cases and I wondered if there was the possibility of a 'satirical' article on this subject also. If, in fact, anything can be said in the name of satire and considered humor, why then should the subject of race be excluded? The label satire does not give the person writing it carte blanche to say whatever that person pleases under the guise of humor. I could never agree with a philosophy of this sort. If this makes me anti - humorous, I plead guilty as charged. When Mr. Kovalic assumed that my article was written in the heat of the moment he assumed correctly. However, the anger and offense have lasted much longer than a moment. If Mr. Kovalic Continued On Page Three Kovalic catches it again I Halloween brines superstition form, O I by Pat Hensiak Editor Halloween is certainly an interesting time of th e year. People always seem to be full of mischief. Those who fall victim to this mischief usually become a little more paranoid of the people around them. They tend to walk down the corridors constantly looking over their own shoulder, only long enough to notice their own shadow. Perhaps there is some justification for this paranoia. Some of us do tend to make more trouble than usual. Maybe it's the air at this time of year. Maybe it's the other people around. It's probably the moon. Who knows. Any way you look at it, people are easily made paranoid. Suspicious, paranoid people are indeed funny, but some of the most amusing people are those who are superstitious. Superstition, a fear of the unknown. Sometimes an excessive fear, sometimes just a bit of faith in magic. More than likely not logically related to an event, or that events' outcome. People think it does though. They enjoy believing that opening an umbrella is bad luck. At least if you open it in the house it is. Or is it if you open while a black cat is crossing your path, and you have just passed under a ladder??? We have superstitious people right here on this campus. I told everyone we had a lot here. These two particular people were practicing my favorite superstition. You know the one where you step on a crack and break anybody you want to's back. I used to love that as a kid. If we were mad at my mother, she was the one whose back got broken. Or at lease we thought it was. Well, the other day I was walking back to my office after one of my classes, and saw two females walking down the hall in quite a peculiar manner. It took me quite some time to figure out just what they were doing. Soon I began to figure it out. They were trying to avoid stepping on the cracks. Now, I'm not sure just how familiar people are with the floors in these halls, but they basically are rather brick in style which would render it difficult to avoid the cracks. Brick is funny that way. Having been witness to that, I thought I had seen just about everything. Then, as I was walking out of school that night, I caught even myself veering away from the underside of a large ladder. But, it could have fallen Madison passes MRF referendum Socialists move in unproductive way To the Editor: I was interested to read the Ranger's front page report of the October 16 meeting of the Wisconsin Socialists, both as one of the six members of the audience, and as one of socialist sympathies. As a piece of purely documentary evidence, as I am sure it was intended, your article was adequate. However, as is often the case, it became subjective simply in what it chose to include or exclude — the most notable case being of course the size of the audience. This precedent being established, I would like to make a few points about the meeting. From the article that appeared in the Ranger, one might be led to assume that the meeting was something of a success. This is untrue in not just the attendance of the meeting but in the viability of the Wisconsin Socialists' policies, however admirable they may be, being presented in the manner they were on October 16. Socialism is a proletarian working person's movement, and thus if it is to succeed it must be presented to the working person in working man's language. This meeting did neither. Holding the meeting at a university campus, however convenient for the organizers, does nothing but reinforce the unfortunate intellectual stigma socialism suffers from. Nor would the rhetoric used have appealed to the working person (employed or not), had he been there. Thus, what the meeting showed best was the problems the socialist movement is suffering from, and it is these problems that prevent any chance of the socialists worthwhile policies being implemented, and that prevent men of great caliber like Frank Zeidler having more influence than they do. I write this not as a critic of socialism, but of the unproductive direction the American socialist movement is taking. Douglas Rhodes by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips As I'm sure most of you are aware, both UW - Madison and UW - Stevens Point voted this month on the mandatory refundable fee (MRF) issue. Both campuses voted to continue to pay the MRF and consequently will remain in United Council. This is very important to the rest of the UW - schools in U. C. both for fiscal and political reasons. This is the case especially for UW - Madison. Since they have such a large student body, their monetary contribution is quite substantial. Also, as true in the House of Representatives, votes are based on population. Obviously, Madison has a very large number of votes which can be quite important to have when a smaller campus, like UW - Parkside, needs backing on an issue. In contrast to this, was the very controversial discussion of the 1983 - 85 Biennial Budget Projection during the Executive (body as a whole) Meeting at the U. C. Meeting last weekend at UW - Milwaukee. Unfortunately, it looks very bad for students because it is projected that tuition for Spring Semester will increase $30 - $35 and that of Fall will increase $50 - $60. Also, it should be noted that this does not include sur - charges. In the past the state of Wisconsin payed 75% of tuition costs for the resident student while he/she payed 25%. However this year the state changed the funding formula and forced the student to pay 27.3% of tuition costs. This is supposedly a temporary measure until the state can return to the 25/75% funding program. Most of the U. C. Executive Meeting's debate revolved around the idea of whether U. C. should go on record saying that we support and urge the Board of Regents to support going back to the 25/75% program despite the fact we know it is unrealistic at the present time given the state of the economy. After much heated debate, U. C. did finally vote to go on record supporting the return to the 25/75% funding program. The Legislative Affairs Committee began their Friday night meeting discussing the Joint Committee for the Review of Administrative Rules reports that each campus is working on. Each report includes university policy for; 1) classroom tape recordings, 2) use of university facilities, 3) segregated university fees, and 4) merger implementation. Once these are all submitted to Curt Pawlish, the U. C. Legislative Affairs Director, he will compile them into a detailed report that will be given to the Board of Regents. L. A. also discussed the drinking age issue. It looks like a bill in the State Legislature to Continued On Page Three Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF ^V-»r0^.Aken' Caro' B"*"ns, Pat Cumbie, Dan Dowhower ^ichaelKailas, Stephen Kalmar II, Carol Kortendick, John Kovalic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen, Jennie Tunkieicz. TSL? uw •parkside and Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER Names will be withheld for valid reasons RANGER Thursday, October 28,1982 Continued From Page Two «,5?e the drinkin8 age to 19 would most definitely pass. U. C js strongly against this issue DecaUse it would negatively affect college students' rights and is on Spouses' rights debate scheduled Public Affairs Committee ot The Racine Junior League Inc is sponsoring a debate on the subject of "Marital Property Reforms" at the Prairie School fining Room, 4050 Lighthouse Drive, at 8:15 p.m., November 3, 1982. State Representative Betty Jo Nelson and Attorney Judy M. Hartig will be the guest debaters. Professor Richard Carrington from the Communications Continued On Page Four Letter to the editor: Continued From Page Two considers my letter immature, infantile, and mud - slinging then he should have some faint glimmer of the way in which I felt about his remark. Let me assure him also, that I was not alone in my evaluation of his remark, others were equally offended by it. Mr. Kovalic wonders if I am biased? Yes, I certainly am! I am biased against cruelty and inhumanity in any form and I will take a stand against anyone who supports behavior which reflects inequality in the treatment of human beings. A suggestion was made that the next time I read his material 'I think about it, get the facts straight, and try to appreciate it in the light of how it was written'. I United Council record stating this. Academic Affairs passed a unanimous motion during the Friday night meeting. It dealt with the Byckear Weapons Research and stated that U. C. is against any research in the UW - System for the purpose of enhancing the U. S. nuclear or chemical war capabilities. This motion was also passed in the Executive meeting on Saturday. Women's Affairs dealt with Affirmative Action and the practices of it on each campus. They also listened to the UW - Milwaukee's Women Caucus Director and the UW - Stevens Point Women's center Director speak. In the future they will be working on implementing escort services and women's centers on all campuses. One other important thing that happened at this U. C. meeting, was the meeting between all the Tai Chai class to be held suggest that the next time he writes an article, he think about it and consider the way in which what he has to say, can hurt and anger people, and that merely placing the label humor on it doesn't necessarily make it funny or any less painful to those who must bear the brunt of it. As a published writer Mr. Kovalic should know that good humor does not have to play on people's biases and I hope that in future articles he will remember this. (Any error in the spelling of your name was unintentional, but I'm sure you spelled mine incorrectly in an uncontrollable fit of satirical inspiration ... You see Mr. Kovalic, that I am not entirely without a sense of humor.) M. E. Marten BRC gets six new members SOC vice chair Carla Thomas announced at the PSGA Senate meeting Friday that six new members have been appointed to the newly revised Budget and Review Committee. The selections were made at the Oct. 21 informational meeting. Three of the seats will be elected from the SOC membership in the Security: spring. People now filling the spring seats are: George Harris, P a r k s i d e W a r g a m e r s Association; Terry Tunks, Political Science Club; and Dave Schroeder, Parkside Players. Fall seats have been filled by Valerie Olson of SWEA; Eric Simonsen, Student Mobilization for Survival; and Gina Sheppard - Wolthausen, Anthropology Club. Seminar on rape scheduled by Vincent Gigliotti Campus Security Rape! It doesn't always happen to someone else. Every woman is a potential victim. Age, race or class mean nothing to a rapist. Location and time of day also mean little to a rapist. It could happen any time and anywhere to anybody. The Campus Security office, in its continuing effort to serve the campus community, will present a "Rape Prevention" seminar. The program will be presented on November 3, 1982 at 1:00 p.m. in rooms 104 - 106 of the Union. All women in the campus community are urged to attend. The program will deal with ways you might avoid becoming a victim of rape and knowing what to do if you are a victim. Most rapes are never reported. The not reporting of a rape only leaves the rapist free to rape again. Just because one victim will survive does not mean the next victim will be as lucky. Awareness of your surroundings is one of the best means of preventing rape. Be alert, avoid certain high risk situations. Although rape can happen anywhere, you may be able to take precautions against it by just thinking ahead. Walk in well - lighted areas, walk with friends, keeping your doors locked, checking the back seat of your car before entering and just being alert and aware of your environment may keep you free from an attack. Avoid any situation you feel may make you a target for a rapist. The program will also deal with how you should react if you are attacked. The most important point, and the hardest to control, is not to panic. Get your mind and body under control and think! You don't have to react immediately — wait for the right opportunity. Opportunities for escape will present themselves, but only if you are alert and watching for them. Your best defense is to stun or surprise your assailant, and run away. Run, don't try to defeat your attacker. Never carry weapons like a knife or gun. These can be taken away from you by the attacker and used against you. The program will present articles you carry that may serve as a weapon to stun someone so you can run away. The seminar is being presented to inform you and make you aware of rape situations. All the seminars and programs don't help unless you attend. The more you know and understand, the better prepared you will be. Attend the seminar Wednesday, November 3, 1982, 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. in Room 104 - 106 of the Student Union. Rape can happen to anyone, anywhere, at any time. Know the scene of rape and avoid it. Be informed! Segregated University Fees Allocations Committees. Representatives from Oshkosh, Green Bay, Whitewater, Madison, Milwaukee, Stout, and Parkside attended and discussed their systems and the problems with them. As a result of this informative meeting, all the SUFAC's will be exchanging ideas and suggestions through the mail on a regular basis. They also will be meeting again in December. U. C. as well as P. S. G. A. camiot stress the importance of voting in the November 2 election. The way it looks now, the state of Wisconsin will have a debt in the next fiscal year of at least one billion dollars. This means cuts to agencies throughout the state and the University system is very high on the list. If students vote for legislators that favor higher education, we can minimize the total dollar cut - backs. Voting records of the legislators up for election are posted on thQjf. S. G. A. window and if you have any questions about the election, feel free to ask anyone in P. S. G. A. Once again, please get out and vote on November 2. Your vote really does count. In a 6 - week noncredit evening course offered through the University of Wisconsin - Extension, UW-Parkside, the art of living Taoism and the practice of T'ai Chi Ch'uan will be introduced. Taoism is an ancient path to wisdom in which learning occurs and happiness is achieved, not by action toward a goal, but simply through becoming aware of one's place in the universe. 2500 years ago the philosopher Chuang Tsu encapsulated the essence of Taoist thought in these words: "From the sage's emptiness, stillness arises: From stillness, action: From action, attainment." Thomas Wilke, formerly an associate professor of psychology at UW - Parkside, and presently working as a psychological counselor in Kenosha, and the instructor for this course, has been quoted as saying that "We in America move too fast.. . tend to be unhappy people . . . hurry up and work so hard so we can relax and enjoy ourselves ... but have become so psychologically conditioned to a frantic pace that when the time comes to relax, we can't." Wilke says, relax while you work. He believes it is possible, even for those who have been conditioned into a Western way of thinking, to integrate Taoist values into their daily activities through the Taoist way of using the mind. T'ai Chi Ch'uan is an exercise in which one moves in a dream - like state, a sort of Oriental ballet in slow motion, with the mind concentrating upon a sequence of natural, relaxed movements. Wilke claims that the combination of living the Taoist philosophy and the regular performance of T'ai Chi Ch'uan can improve physical health and fitness, as well as lead to psychological and other benefits. Wilke has practiced T'ai Chi Ch'uan for four years, specializes in the study of the psychology of the athlete and Taoist philosophy, and has taught courses in biofeedback, consciousness, Chinese medicine, and physiology. The class will meet on Thursdays, beginning October 28, 7-9 p.m., in room D128, Molinaro Hall at UW - Parkside. The fee is $22. Register with University Extension at UW - Parkside, phone 553-2312. by Bruce R. Preston Feathered blond hair frames finely chiseled features. Cool eyes look outward from a positive, secure self - image. Talk is from a throaty, almost brusque voice. And a pair of sunglasses hang from a strap around the neck. This is Richard Todd Sorenson, who combines the aggressiveness and forward motion of a rising business executive with the carefree, adventurous soul of a drifter. At just 23, Todd (as he is called) has already lived quite a full life. After growing up and graduating from high school in Las Vegas (which is where the sunglasses - around - the - neck style came from) Todd hit the amateur downhill ski racing circuit. "Skiing became a religion with me," said Todd of t he many hours put into the sport turned occupation. After two years of competition his coaches considered him to be an Olympic hopeful, but Todd suffered a dislocated shoulder as a result of a racing accident. Because of his inability to compete, Todd's family sent him to Cuerna Vaca, Mexico to attend a language school in order to become a translator in the family business. This, however, just didn't mix with Todd. "I forgot almost everything I learned almost as soon as I got back." UC calls for tuition strike by Bob Kiesling News Editor The United Council passed a resolution calling for a Tuition Strike at its Oct. 15 meeting in Milwaukee. The resolution, which passed without opposition, says that the council has gone on record in stating its opposition to the Solomon Amendment, which links financial aid with draft registration. The resolution also states that the amendment discriminates against the poor and apparently violates the concept of due process by trying suspected draft evaders before they have been found guilty in a court of law. UC is requesting that the United States Student Association make repeal of the "heinous amendment" the top priority at their next session of congress. The United Council asked ASA to organize a national tuition strike and to exert pressure on the federal government to repeal the amendment. People on Campus >stnn TH-Jeo ftUhnenn we—n tL to worki f«u ll t..i me • ...... . . and attended the University of Las Vegas and the community college, studying business management! After one year he came to Racine, where his father had grown up and gone to school. Now an Accounting and Business major, after graduating Todd wants to attend the University at Boulder for Law school and to be on the ski team there. Todd, who describes himself as a "thrill seeker" who enjoys "living on the edge," was a little miffed at the area after moving here. "It's more depressed (here) . . . and the lifestyle's slower," he described. Yet, he found that the people of this area also have misconceptions of his native Las Vegas. "Yes, there really are houses in Vegas," he said in reference to the myth many hold about everyone in Las Vegas living in a hotel suite. "And no, not everyone is caught up in the gambling scene," he added, then also remarked that he missed the slot machines of home. One of the things in life which Todd strives for is being the kind of p erson people like to be around. "I like to make others happy." With his easy - going frame of mind, not much bothers Todd. "Life is too short to get to serious about anything." He added though that he does dislike indecision, "in myself and others." About his future, Todd jokes he's "looking forward to an early retirement." Getting more serious he recounts how his father started "dirt poor" in Racine and built a law practice into a very profitable business. "Everybody has the chance," Todd starts, almost as if he's reading a script. Then, after a pause he adds, "Yeah, I think so. You just gotta go for it and study," and by doing so reaffirms his philosophies and beliefs. He's not as active now as he has been in the past. The emphasis now is on the books and grades. "Maybe I have mellowed a bit, but there will always be a kid in me." While so many lives are filled with regrets and despair at dreams that were never attempted. Todd seems genuinely happy. i m happy to wake up in the morning," he commented, then added "unless it was a rough night before." Todd's philosophy on life seems to sum his character quite well. "I look well into the future, but everything goes day by day." ••••••••••••••••••-A VOTE Nov. 2, State Elections Your Education Depends On It It only takes 60 seconds to register at your local voting station. Parkside Student Government Association This Ad Sponsored By 009 ••••••••••••••A-**** Thursday, October 28, 1982 Ring Round the Moon" premiers semester's drama series "Ring Round The Moon," a frothy comedy, will be performed by the Parkside dramatic arts discipline for two successive weekends, Oct. 29and 30, and Nov. 5 and 6, at 8 p. m. and Oct. 31 at 2 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theater. It has been called by its author, Jean Anouilh, "a charade with music." As is common in the very best of charades, the play contains some wonderful confusions of identities. The play's central plot, for example, turns around identical twin brothers who hold totally opposite views of love. The heart of the play, however, is romance and it depends upon the interweaving of character with plot. Simply identifying the cast suggests something of the play's masterfully comic plot weavings. Frederic (Andrew Brhel, Kenosha) is engaged to Diana (Lisa Beck a*, Racine) who is secretly in love with Frederic's twin brother Hugo, (also played by Brhel). Hugo employs a ballerina named Isabelle (Rebecca Julich, Racine), "to deflect the stars," and bring Frederic to his senses. The scheme goes wrong when Isabelle's mother (Beth Wells, Racine) ends up being recognized by her old school chum, Capulet (Janet Heflin, Kenosha) , who can not help by spilling the beans to her employer, Madame DesMortes (Mary - Beth Kelleher, Kenosha). The social class in which "Ring Round The Moon" revolves is elegant, rich and French, and other members of the cast include: Rich Smith (Racine) as the butler Joshua, Julian Brown (Milwaukee) as Patrice, the private secretary to J. C. Bussard's (Kenosha) Messerchman, who is paramour to Patricia Casciaro's (Kenosha) Lady India, and her ever - vigilant Guy Charles Romainvilles, played by Scott Reichelsdorf (Kenosha). Lighting and setting are being — _ Photo by John Kovallc SINGER/GUITARIST MICHAEL GULEZIAN performed last Friday afternoon in the Union Bazaar. Marquette Univ. Law School A raprtiMlallvi will bt •n campus Nov. 2nd, 1982. CONTACT CAREER PLACEMENT OFF. FOR DETAILS tff? STRATEGY FOR EMPLOYMENT WORKSHOP Sponsored by the Office of Placement Services Featuring Practical Suggestions on How To: U Research Companies • Prepare a Cover Letter • Follow Up • Use Campus Resources FRIDAY NOVEMBER 5, 1982 1:00 - 2:00 Student Union, Room 104 Guest Leader AAs. Judy Murray Manager, Corporate Employee Relations & Career Development J.I. Case Company designed by Jon Schoenoff and Charles Ervin, respectively, while the costumes are being designed by Barbara Thompson. The play's director is Leon J. Van Dyke, coordinator of UW - Parkside's dramatic arts discipline. A deft blend of colorful characters and intricate plot devices combine to make "Ring Round The Moon" a comedic classic for the whole family. The famous American director and critic Harold Clurman has said, "there is no one in the theatre more comprehensively representative of contemporary France than Jean Anouilh," and certainly "Ring Round The Moon" has been one of his most popular plays in England as well as New York. Local audiences will be able to see the play by arranging tickets in advance at $2.50 for students, staff and senior citizens, and $3.50 for the general public by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. Tickets will also be available at the door, at $3 and $4. Festa Roma coming to Union "Festa Roma," an evening of Italian dining and entertainment, will join the roster of the popular ethnic programs which have become a tradition at Parkside on Saturday, Nov. 6, i n the Parkside Union. The evening will include a five course Italian dinner and entertainment by the Italian Folk Dancers of Milwaukee, in full costume, and music by the Sicilian Seranaders, who will provide strolling musicians during dinner and later, music by a full band for dancing. Previous ethnic evenings, usually sell - out events, have featured the culture and cuisine of Greece, Mexico and Germany. The German festival is an annual spring event. Union Director Bill Niebuhr said the events are planned with great attention to detail using authentic ethnic recipes and entertainment by ethnic groups dedicated to broadening understanding of their culture. "Festa Roma" will get un- Law Rep An admissions counselor from Marquette Law School will meet with prospective law school students Tuesday, Nov. 2 from 9:30 - 11 a.m. in MOLN 367A to discuss the Marquette Law School program, admission policies and procedures. For further information, contact Sue Strickler MOLN 263. Accounting Club Tickets for the Manager's Dinner will be sold in Molinaro Hall Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 4 - 7 p.m. Tickets are $10, and may also be purchased from any Accounting Club officer. The dinner will be Monday, Nov. 15. The main speaker will be Frederick Kraegel, a CPA partner from Peat, Marwick, Mitchell and Co. The club is also sponsoring a workshop called "Interviewing: the Office Visit," on Friday, Oct. 29 a t 1 p.m. in MOLN D-137. J. Mitchell Szorcsik from the accounting firm Deliotte, Haskins and Sells will tell what to expect at the second interview. Refreshments will be served. Mobe Are you interested in achieving social justice in our society? For example, do you think it's fair that our government thinks that building bombs is tantamount to providing education for students and jobs for the jobless? Do you think that a society dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is consistent with supporting despotic governments in Central America or persecuting conscientious draft registration resistors, especially with your money? If you haven't already turned to a more pleasant article you're probably asking yourself, "Is there anything that can be done about all this?" Our answer is: absolutely! You can do something today by joining Parkside's chapter of Mobilization for Survival. You see, the people at Mobe take these questions seriously, and through our actions we have attempted to take a stand collectively and as individuals to influence some of the political events which shape our daily lives, e.g. draft registration, the arms race and funding of human needs. To illustrate this point more clearly, think back to June of this year and you may recall that one of the largest anti - nuclear demonstrations in the world took CLUB EVENTS derway with a wine punch reception at 6 p.m. Seating will begin at 7 p.m. for the dinner, which will be served at 7:30. That will be followed by dancing. The dinner menu includes cappalletti enbrodo ("Little Hat" soup, named for the pasta); an antipasto tray including Genoa salami, prosciutto e melone and provolone cheese; a pasta course of spaghettini a la carbonara; and a combination entree including chicken cacciatora, scaloppine a la vitella al Marsala, Italian sausage with peppers and onions and mixed vegetables. Dessert will be gelato (ice cream) and biscotti al 'anici (anice cookies), accompanied by caffe (coffee)! Imported Italian wines will be available during dinner. The price is $17.50 per person and admission is by reservation only. Reservations can be made in person or by mail with the Parkside Union Information Center, UW-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, 53141, (Phone 553- 2345). Master Charge is available. place in New York City. This rally was partially sponsored by the efforts of the local and national chapters of Mobe, and by other groups with similar interests. We feel quite sure that the freeze referendum held in Wisconsin was passed as a direct result of the New York rally and from a demand by the people of this country to have a voice in their own future by calling for an end to the insanity of the arms race. The point here is that you are not powerless unless you choose to be powerless. In the past, other events sponsored by Mobe include: Teach - ins on nuclear power and its connection to the arms race, speakers who have critically discussed civil disobedience, films on the effects of nuclear wastes and much more. Right now, the next event on campus sponsored by Mobe will be a forum given by a local draft resistor on campus to tell about his experience of being persecuted by the U.S. Government. The talk will be co - sponsored by Mobe, the Political Science Club, the Pre - Law Club and the Parkside Philosophical Society. If you've decided not to decide, or if you simply don't agree with what's been said, then read no further. However, if you want to take control of your life, or if you have any comments, questions or criticisms, then by all means feel free to attend the weekly meetings of Parkside's Mobilization for Survival every Thursday at 3:30 p.m. in Moln D-128. Women in Business All members and interested persons are invited to attend the monthly membership meeting on Monday, Nov. 1 at 1:00 p.m. in Union 207. Data Processing The Data Processing Club is sponsoring two speakers who graduated from Parkside last semester. Chuck McMahon and John Schmidt were both hired by Northwestern Mutual Life and have had over 35 interviews between them, both on and off campus. Chuck and John will discuss these interviews and give ideas of the role and future of men and women in the field. The presentation will be Thursday, Oct. 28 in Molinaro 213 at 8 p.m. Refreshments will be served during an informal question and answer period. Cheerleaders On Wednesday, Nov. 3 and Wednesday, Nov. 17, the cheerleaders will be sponsoring a bake sale. Many delicious items will be on sale, so don't miss it. Also, we are still looking for men who are interested in joining the team. Call 553-2320 and ask for Shirley if you are interested. Art Addicts Bruce Pepich, the director of Wustum Museum in Racine will lecture Wednesday, Nov. 3 in CART 129. The subject of the talk is Artist's Presentations." There will be a question and answer period afterward. SWEA The Student Wisconsin Educational Association's next meeting is on Monday, Nov. l at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro D-128 We will discuss the teacher's convention and coming events. Meeting dates for the rest of the semester are Nov. 15 and 29 an d Dec. 13. IVCF The inter Varsity Christian Fellowship presents Lazaro Uribe as our special guest speaker, who will be speaking to us on "The SUng of Death: Is it Real?" on Wednesday, Nov. 3 at 1:00 p.m in Moln 107. Everyone is welcome to attend. Spouses' rights debate scheduled Continued From Page Three Se5artment wil1 be Moderator. the During this session, the Wisconsin legislature will again consider what has been termed the single most important legislation to be before it in 50 years. That is, it will consider whether to make sweeping reforms in the laws governing ownership of property by married people. What it does will potentially or passively affect every Wisconsin citizen and directly affect those contemplating divorce, women seeking their own fu jt rating, or the survivors of the death of a married person. Historically, Wisconsin has been a separate ownership state with legal title to property determining ownership. Recent divorce statutes have made some modification of this situation, ohould Wisconsin now become a community property state such as California? We urge you to come hear our speakers discuss the alternatives so you can judge for yourself and become an active participant in the legislative process. Rats, Vangelis, Plasmatics; the good, the good and the uglv bbyy JJoohhnn KKoovvaalliicc shame that nonp nf fKom i — ^ * Well, after a gap of a week, it's back to the grind. First of a ll, let me correct a (gulp) mistake from the last article. Joe Jackson's 'Night and Day' should only have been rated a seven out of ten. Got that down? Good. Remember, you'll be tested on Monday. Now, you may be wondering why my reviews have given such high ratings to albums so far. Well, that's easy. The only records I normally buy are by artists whom I know I like. I mean, I'm not going to blow hard - earned dollars on the Plasmatics' next release. But, as I always say, variety is the spice of life. So if you get bored with favorable reviews, I'll throw in a bummer every now and then. In fact, if you have an album which you loathe, just send the name of it to me and I'll try to gratuitously shred it to pieces. Heck, if the band is bad enough, I won't even have to listen to any of it. I mean, using the Plasmatics as an example, it goes without saying that anything they put out is going shame that none of them were in n « r n r a t t i m e ) b u t w h e n We n d y O. Williams begins her nauseating gyrations and hopeless caterwauling, it is enough to drive one elvxhh iKb iftiimon •' sWm,h itimf an- I mean, you have the bod for it is one thing, but when you are built like a paraplegic elephant, well, gross city, as you imght say. Know what I'm getting I can hardly say too little about tins vomit - inducing album. Avoid it at all costs. It probably causes leprosy and should be condemned. So should the Plasmatics. Zero out of ten. And now for something completely different: The Boomtown Rats V Deep (Columbia) Since it's only been about eight weeks (Not even, Ed.) since I did a review of "The Fine Art of Surfacing," my mind was all set up to make comparisons. "V Deep" is, of course, the 'Rats' latest release. In many ways it is a very strange album, completely different from their previous Opening with 'Never in a Million Years,' the first thought that sprang to mind was David Bowie. This is one of the more powerful songs, and evokes memories of Diamond Smiles." The production of the whole album is very proficient, and nowhere does Halloween" is disappointing the third time around THE BOOMTOWN RATS to be pretty awful. Their latest album is no exception, so I'll start out with them. Be warned though, their new effort is fit only to be burned by the Reverend Risley. So, here we go. The Plasmatics "Coup d'etat" What can I say? It stinks. Full of catatonic waitings and ear - splitting noises which probably sterilize any rabbits under three hundred yards away, the best thing that can be said about the Plasmatics is that they are consistent in their abysmal pursuit of the fast buck. I mean, this really sucks, you know what I'm saying? I wouldn't give this album to my worst enemy on a bad day. Not onl y are the Spasmatics, excuse me, Plasmatics willing to jump on the new wave bandwagon even though the nearest any of them get to musical proficiency is blowing up a car on stage. (It is a great offerings. When I first listened to it, I was disappointed, to say the least, expecting something more biting. While it's true that their style has mellowed somewhat, successive listenings have substantially raised my opinion of "V Deep," and I quite like this album now. (Note that 'mellow' for the Boomtown Rats is still pretty damn powerful.) The album itself has plastered over it the logo: "Featuring Bob Geldof, star of P ink Floyd's "The Wall." (Groan.) In some ways the album does contain "Floydisms," but anyone expecting "In the Flesh" et. al, will be in for a shock. JON AND VANGELIS it show better than here. "To The Bitter End" and "Talking in Code" follow, leading to "He Watches it All." It is hard to block memories of "The Wall" here, as many of the same subjects are covered. I think, however, that "To The Bitter End" is fast becoming one of my favorite Rats tracks. ("To the bitter end / We go all the way / It isn't too far / To the bitter end / With our wills of iron / Souls of coal / Hearts of gold.") One thing to keep in mind is that the lyric sheet often varies substantially from what is sung. Geldof was never the most subtle songwriter in the world. Side two contains the first British single from the album, "House on Fire." This is the Rats at their commercial best. Longer than the single version due to a rather controversial (to some) last third, "House on Fire" is excellent. Not dissimilar to the pace of "Mondo Bongo," the bongos are back, and with vengeance. "Whitehall 1212," one of the two instrumental tracks, is good fun, bringing back the fifties spy thrillers, and "Skin on Skin" is definitely not to be listened to by anyone under the age of 18. (If that doesn't sell the album, nothing will.) I really do like this album. It grows on you. (Six out of ten.) Jon and Vangelis The Friends of Mr. Cairo (Polydor) Did I say and now for something completely different? Jon and Vangelis can hardly be called new wave, but I believe this album definitely rates a mention. We all know that Jon is Jon Anderson of "Yes" and solo fame, don't we? And of course, we've all heard the theme from 'Chariots of Fire' by Vangelis, haven't we? FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. GOING TO MEDICAL S CHOOL? NOT E NOUGH CASH TO PAY FOR If? IT'S YOUR JOB TO GET THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL. IT'S OUR JOB TO PAY FOR IT! The U.S. Navy Health Profession Scholarship pays for tuition, books, and all clinical fees. Plus $530.00 a month stipend. Call for an appointment with our medical program office. Call: Toll Free 271-6559 YOU WORRY ABOUT THE GRADES AND LET US WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY by Rick Luehr Despite the title, "Halloween III: The Season of the Witch" is not a sequel to the previous two Halloween films. Producers John Carpenter and Debra Hill have explained that they want to make a series of films, all grouped under the "Halloween" title, not unlike "The Twilight Zone." If this film is any indication of the type of movies they are going to be making, they should abandon this idea and move on to better things. The story begins with a store owner being pursued by several mysterious men in three - piece suits. After killing one of his pursuers, the injured store owner is taken to a hospital, where he is soon given a very inventive nose job by another guy in a suit who then blows himself up in a car. Before dying, however, the merchant has told a doctor that "they are going to kill us all." The doctor then teams up with the store owner's daughter, and together they try to find out who killed her father, and who's going to "kill us all." If t his plot sounds stupid, that's because it is. But wait — it gets worse. It seems that there's this mask manufacturer who's actually 3,000 - years - old who is trying to bring back the original meaning of Halloween — whatever the hell THAT is. He is attempting to achieve this purpose by using his masks, with a trademark that's got a wierd beam, or something like that, in it, and a rock from Stonehenge. Needless to say, our hero saves the day. Or does he? Who cares? "Halloween III: The Season of the Witch" has got to be one of the dumbest films I've ever seen. First, I don't know why it's called "The Season of the Witch." Nothing in the movie has anything to do with witches. Second, the screenplay is very derivative and predictable. When, near the beginning of the film, a TV news report describes the strange disappearance of a rock from Stonehenge, all that's missing is a neon sign blinking "IMPORTANT PLOT POINT; REMEMBER THIS." The ending doesn't contain a single original idea, and it seems to me that the writer, Tommy Lee Wallace, who also directed it, wrote himself into a corner and just borrowed ideas from other films in a vain attempt to bail himself out. The acting is adequate. The female lead, Stacy Nelkin, is one of th e few good things in the film. I must say that the directing is quite good, utilizing light and shadow to create a somewhat creepy mood. Also on the plus side is the restraint used in the gore department. There are some rather bizarre deaths, but they are handled in a way that minimizes the blood. Overall, "Halloween III: The Season of the Witch" is poorly written, not scary and leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth. If you want a good scare this Halloween, spend the night in a haunted house, walk through a graveyard at midnight, check your midterm grades, anything, but avoid "Halloween III." Good. I need say little more about the duo themselves then. Side one opens with the single "I'll Find My Way Home," This track is surely one of the most moving songs ever recorded. If only space permitted printing all of the lyrics. But on their own they cannot have the impact as when they are combined with Vangelis' faultless orchestration. A must for headphone freaks, this song alone justified the price. In fact, the production of the whole album is amazing. I can't really find words to define it: Electronic, yes, but not surgical; Visionary, but not banal. This is much better than anything "Yes" ever did, and it is a pleasure hearing Jon Anderson's remarkable vocals put to such good material. Don't, however, expect all the songs to be "spacey" or "futuristic." The title track is a good exception. More on that later. Side one continues with 'State of Independence,' which runs almost eight minutes long. A fast tempo, this is another example where lyrics and music mesh masterfully. "State of life / May I live / May I love / Coming out the sky /1 name me a name." "Beside" slows the pace but is still superb, though one of the album's weaker tracks. The finale of the side, "Mayflower" returns to the familiar space themes. One of the most remarkable songs, if not the most remarkable, is "The Friends of Mr. Cairo" itself, which opens side two and lasts just over 12 minutes. Combining drama and music, it portrays Hollywood's glamorous gangster lands of Sam Spade, Cagney, and such. The ominous bass provides a great 'mood' setting to the whole collage and the three different tunes are woven into its tapestry with three Continued On Page Six Thursday, October 28,1982 Wayne Johnson opens dialogue on death and dying bbyy PPaattH Heennssiiaakk that if neonle Hn nnt Editor Each day is a gift. A statement few people would argue, but a statement few people live by Perhaps the tragedy of the statement is that few people realize and understand the gift until it is too late. Some learn young that death has a dramatic sting. Others learn later, but eventually everyone suffers the grief over the death of a loved one. And we discover that we also die People learn the pain of death and dying. It's never easy to talk about, but people learn that too. Professor Wayne Johnson, who teaches a class on death and dying here at Parkside, said, "Grief is like a wound that needs to be healed. For the vast majority of persons, the wound heals more quickly if t hey can be open, public and vocal with their grief. Yet persons differ a great deal, and some find it very hard to express their grief openly. They work it out in other ways. Crying is a painful experience in its own right; but hurting is part of the way out, part of the healing. Pain is the way in, but it is also the way out." Johnson also pointed out that if people do not work their grief through, that repressed grief can produce other consequences in their life. He became involved in the study of death and dying for a number of reasons. "I think it came from two sources, academically," said Johnson. "In the Phaedo Plato says, 'Other men seem not to have noticed that those who truly embrace philosophy concern themselves with nothing else but death and dying.' That has many levels of meaning, but part of the meaning is that death is one of t he major philosophical issues that any person or any culture has to face." Johnson also has quite a bit of training in religious traditions. "If you look at any of the world religions, it's quite clear that one of the universal dilemas they struggle with is the dilema of death. Every world religion has some way of trying to deal with that. If it didn't, it wouldn't function as a world religion. It is one of the basic human needs, to try to come to terms with that particular problem." Through his academic work, Religion and Philosophy, Wayne Johnson was a natural. Having grown up on an Iowa farm, Johnson saw things die with some sense of regularity. "It probably came to me through personal experience too. I grew up on a farm, and we slaughtered pigs for food, and chopped the heads off chickens, and so on. "I was personally piched by death," continued Johnson, "for the first time when I was 13 and my father died. Later on, when I was finishing my engineering undergraduate work, I ended up in a tuberculosis hospital. Never very sick, but it took a long time then, before they let you out. While I was there, there were four or five people who died around me of tuberculosis and related diseases." Students of all kinds gained interest in his class. Some people take it out of curiosity. Some are there because they recognize death is a problem, and although they've never been hurt by death, they know they will be. Of course there are always a number of people who have been hurt recently by death or anticipate being so. For the most part, Johnson is cautious of the way things are ftU>LirE 0Y ToHw KpV^C *ta> Wow,ft woto Fftw „ <ooft smo ft. handled in class. "I try fairly hard to stay away from inappropriate humor. I can laugh even about things which I take with deep seriousness. I'd be concerned if I couldn't laugh about things I take seriously. Yet, there are times when certain types of humor are inappropriate around people who are hurting." Recently Johnson's new book came out. "Each Day a Gift" is the story of a little boy who was diagnosed as having cancer when he was nine. He died when he was ten years old, about eleven months later. Johnson came to write the book in part because the boy whom the book is written about was the best friend of Johnson's youngest son. "During the eleven months when the boy was sick," said Johnson, "when I was in touch with the situation, I saw a lot of things happening that I thought were very wise and appropriate; and that there was a book there." Because of the nature of the child, and the family situation, and the context of the community when Shaun died, the Associated Press picked up on the story, and eventually a publishing company W£ TOO* Awf\Y Mfcs. SMRWS 4TUftfcc' UftsntMcr PouiDeft FOFT ft MOUTH, FTRREG FT U€€K UJ»£ POPPCD 1 *0 TO see Hc*j rwiNjfes uE-fte... Hous e vefcYDHrOCx Shm*7 " OH NO! ^00 CFTVJT DO f>r>b! D Out YOO ^ See.roy lifc HAS too UITHQUT'TOto' Swvnv, 0oT.• •" IT UP6 ftUFOL- SOOCS tuetu-UT uuitf PAULS T-SHIBJS HAD 5?mK CUU(xf ft WD pftMS ueaeui SOFT, I USED "SofcfcY. But ft Re "Difceir TO GO YET I CftUT Ttell! I CfyJT 60 OU! GNFf P\Y TUR66 \ Reeu.Y cflvh" DO "TW, fbo Kuao' IV£<£RFT<AFCI] HL S^OCJT MYSETF IF Too DOKJT Glue fv>y "TOSO ! ill FUR R SLUG BeiuE&J r*x eves' ' Hot.-ONLY lOODtvJ^ WK. ITU . f+t lRc S Youft -TUR8CJ" Rfevfr TFkRK GOO . MV T URBO...(AY TUL&O MS! s. SMITH- IS MOT AM (TCTRESS > CLIC*T WEIL- Kaier7 did too. That company approached the parents with the idea of the book. Johnson and the family pastor at that time offered to write the story. "I hope one thing the book will do," said Johnson, "is that it can be the kind of encounter that helps people get in touch with their grief. I hope it also functions as a teaching tool, enabling people to learn about loss and grief." Johnson said that there are a lot of difficulties that go along with death, and part of that difficulty is just realizing that we are individually mortal. "Frued said that in our subconscious mind we are unable even to conceive of the fact that we will die, we deny that we will ever die," said Johnson. "It takes a while, but usually as you get older, you have to face your mortality. Part of mid - life crisis is just sheerly this kind of consciousness raising, where you really know now, not just in your mind, but in your guts that you are mortal." Johnson also commented that the generation just ahead of us is in some sense always a barrier against death. "After all, they're going to die first. And as long as they are there, you're kind of shielded. When they drop away, you fall in line. There's something about that experience that makes you conscious of your mortality." "There are a lot of hopes tied up in kids. After all, they are our future. Our parents are our past, but it's hard to lose our children because then we lose our future. Without that sense of continuity, without our future, we really are at sea." Rats, Vangelis, Plasmatics- Continued From Page Five very different tempos. The disjointed, often spasmodic lyrics just add to the atmosphere, and vocal impersonations of Stewart, Lawry, and Bogart provide the final touch, setting the whole work off. "Back to School" is a rock - n - roll bash challenging the romantic end of 'Cairo,' and the album closes with "Outside of This (Inside of That)," which returns to the quiet, sublime excellence that marks much of this pair's compositions. The album works, and works well. It may not be for everyone but you should try to give it a listen Well produced and performed, it makes a nice change of pace for those who wish it. (Eieht out of Ten.) University of Wisconsin-Parkside FESTA ROMA "AN EVENING IN OLD ITALY' SAT., NOV. 6 — 6:00 PM PARKSIDE UNION DINING ROOM FEATURING: • A WINE PUNCH RECEPTION ! ™S?URSE SERVED dinner AUTHENTIC ITALIAN CUISTNF • COSTUMED FOLK ONCERS • STROLUNG MUSICIANS RS DANCE BAND •17.50 PER PERSON COCKTAILS & IMPORTED WINES AVATI ART IT RESERVATIONS: UNION IN FO. Open Daily 2 p.m. Mondays 7 p.m. Tasty Sandwiches Cooked to order D J Dancing Wed, Fri, Sat, 9:30-Close Mon, Wed-Pitchers $1.50 Tues, Wed-75C9-Il Mixed drinks & Beers Fri, Sat, Sun 2-6,754 Domestic beer & liquor Have a 1/2 barrel party Intramural RpcuIk RANGER Thursday, October 28, 1982 Fall IINNTTRR AAM1WUIsTRD AAeLI ason almost o^ v• e^r-r1 ARCHERY TOURNAMENT U.W. Parkside's annual Intramural Archery Tournament was held on Wednesday, October 20,1982. Awards were given to the top Parkside archers in five divisions. Winning the most prestigious division was Mick Heberling in the Men's Open with sight shooting at distances of 25, 30 and 35 yards. Mick hit 81 out of 90 bullseyes for a score of 792 out of a possible 810. Following him closely in the same division was Ross Thompson with 782 points. The champion of the Men's Open Instinctive Division was Mike Vanchena with a score of 684. The Women's Open Champion was Anita Ratsch with a score of 530. In the Men's Handicap Division with a Compound Bow, Tom Kilsdonk was the champion with a score of 698, 48 point s above his average. In the Men's Handicap Division with a Conventional Bow, Dave McPherson took top honors by shooting a 555 which was 45 points over his average. In the Women's Handicap Division with a Conventional Bow, Renee Netrefa was the champion with a 491, 36 points above her average score. MIXED DOUBLES TENNIS First place was captured in the IM doubles tennis tournament on 10/15/82 by Brian Langenbach and Linda Lasko. Second place went to Dan Duval and Andrea Larson while third place was held by Matt Giovanelli Reisenauer. and Sherry I M ROAD RACE The IM Road Race on Sunday, October 17 featured Jon Goetz coming in 12th overall, and in 1st place for the Intramural run. He was the first student to cross the finish line with a time of 11:07. Second f or the students and 43rd and two by Jack Decker. Running for the extra points were Gene Decker and Jack Decker. For the All Stars, Bob Klofenstine scored three TD's, with Andi Larson adding two and Paul Charapatta, one. Captain Kathy Tobin ran the only extra points scored by the All Stars. Season standings find the All Stars and Vikings tied with two Men's Soccer Record breaking weekend by Tori Murray Sports Editor The Parkside soccer team had a record - breaking weekend in their game against the University of Minnesota on Friday. On Friday the team won 2-1 on goa ls scored by A1 Gibson, and assisted by Kim Jensen, who tied the single - season assist record. The team defeated Augsburg on Sunday by a 3-1 margin, with goals by Bob Newstrom (assisted by Mike Novak and Jimmy Banks), and Jimmy Banks assisted by Brad Faust, and by Mike Neary assisted by Brad Faust. Newstrom moves into second place on the all - time scoring list. The team's record is now 14-1-3, which beats the old record of 12 wins for a season set i n 1981. The next game is Oct. 30 against the Illinois Institute of Technology at IIT. Men's cross country: Back on their feet PLAYER j Photo by Masood Shafiq intramural football throws a overall was Jeff Wambolt with a time of 13:52. I M FOOTBALL The Vikings succumbed to the All Star team in the highest scoring flag football game played so far this fall. The All Stars succeeded in scoring the first touchdown, and never trailed the Vikings, but it was a see - saw battle between the two teams. Touchdowns for the Vikings were scored by Jeff Gentz, Steve Gentz Women's tennis ends season by Patricia Cumbie The Women's Tennis Team competed in their conference tournament on Friday, October 22. The meet was held at the Moorland Racquet Club in Milwaukee. This was an important meet for the team. The other teams present were Marquette University, UW - Milwaukee, and UW - Green Bay. Marquette won the meet with 54 points. The Parkside women came in third. Individually, a few women on the team performed well. Nancy Kivi was in the number one singles position and she placed 2nd. She defeated a UW - Milwaukee girl with scores of 1-6, 7-5, and 7-6. However, a Marquette player beat her in the subsequent match 6-1 and 6-4. Another singles player, Lori Bleashka, also placed 2nd. She defeated a Green Bay woman 6-0 and 6-1. The doubles team also raked in two second places. Jackie Rittmer and Linda Masters won over Green Bay, but lost to Marquette 6-0 and 6-1. The 2nd doubles team, Char Hall and Ann Althaus participated in a crucial match for the team. They defeated UW - Green Bay. The girls tried hard to win it, but they were defeated by UW - Milwaukee players. Coach Goggin said they could have placed second if they would have won a couple more matches. The women tried hard, and became more improved as the season progressed. Goggin is not displeased with anyone's performance. The Women's Tennis Team has closed out the season on a positive note. Volleyball team wins The Women's Volleyball Team had an outstanding weekend this past weekend. Playing a total of 15 matches, the team won the Carthage Invitational. The team's record is now 18 wins and 10 losses. Individual matches in the tournament were: Saint Xavier 15-4, 15-1 1 UW - Oshkosh 15 - 8, 1 2 -15, 15 - 13 Lake Forest 15 -13,12 -15,15 -10 Elmhurst 15 - 12, 15 - 2 Semi-finals: Stevens Point 7 -15,15 - 4,15 - 5 UW-Oshkosh 15-6,15-12 Two members of Parkside's team made the All - Tournament Team: Shirley Gunther and Callie Lee. Coach Terry Paulson was pleased with this weekend results. "I feel we're a lot better off than we were three weeks ago," he commented. On Sunday, October 31st, the Women's Volleyball team will host the NAIA District 14 Volleyball Championship. Play will begin at 1:00 p. m. with the 4th seed, UW - Eau Claire matched against the 5th seed, Lakeland College. At 3:00 p. m., number one seed UW - Milwaukee will play the winner of the 1:00 p. m. match. Also playing at 3:00 p. m. will be our own Ranger team versus the Marquette Warriors. Parkside hopes to again triumph over Marquette as they did on October 19th. The winner of this tournament will be one ste p away from participation in the National Tournament. By defeating the winner of District 13 (State of Minnesota) on Friday, November 12th, the District 14 champion will earn the right to participate in the NAIA National Volleyball Tournament November 18th - 20 in Denver, Colorado. Admission prices are: Adults $2.00; Students w/I.D. $1.00; Children $1.00. COME OUT AND SUPPORT THE RANGER TEAM! pass wins apiece, while the Panzers trail with only one win. The last game of the season will be played Thursday evening, 10/28 at 4:00 p.m. Should the Vikings lose to the Panzer's there will be a three - way tie, with all teams having a 2- 2 record. If a play - off game for the league championship is necessary, it will be played November 4 at 4:00 p.m. INTRAMURAL RACQUETBALL The Intramural Racquetball league concluded this week. In the Open Division, Jeff Ursu topped all participants by completing league play without a defeat, finishing 6-0. Second in the league was Gary Goetz with a 3-1 record followed by Jim Eils with a 2-2 record. In the Beginners Division, Howard Kroll took champion honors by finishing 4-0, while Mark Schall followed with a 3-0 record. Third place was captured by Derek Cook at 2-1. by Patricia Cumbie Men's Cross Country ran the Tenth Annual Carthage Invitational October 23 at Petrifying Springs Park. Twenty - two schools participated in this meet. Parkside placed eleventh. The next meet is the NCAA Regionals that will be held at Parkside at 2:00 on Saturday the 30th. The meet will be hosted by the Men's and Women's Cross Country teams. This is an important meet because this will decide which teams go to the NCAA Nationals. The Cross Country teams that place third or above are eligible to participate. There are sixteen teams that are going to be competing this Saturday. The team is anxious to participate and they hope to do well. So far this season has been going well despite injuries, and Coach Lucian Rosa is not displeased with anyone's performance thus far. Rich Miller and Jim Miller are performing better now that they are recovering from their injuries. The men are expected to run a very good meet this Saturday. The team ran well this past Capitol's low fares "What a break!" Whe rever we fly, we have the lowest unrestricted fares. That means no advance purchase, no minimum stay We're always glad to see you, even at the last minute. Make up your mind today—and by tomorrow, you're on your way! 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The other team members did as follows: 64 Ji m Miller — 26:21 72 Ric h Miller — 26:34 79 And y Serrano — 26:47 92 Glenn Schultz — 27:07 93 A1 Correa — 27.0 7.7 • * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4.00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops + Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Carmel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK OF NOV. V3 OFF SMOKED ALMONDS lit Thursday, October 28, 1982 RANGER Greg Eschmann Student runs first marathon by Tori Murray Sports Editor Recently, Greg Eschmann, a 22 year - old economics and marketing major at Parkside, completed his first marathon in 3 hours, 4 minutes and 57 seconds. Talking about running with Eschmann, one gets the impression that he has been running for quite some time, but actually he started running on Easter Sunday, about eight months ago. Before running, he swam a great deal. Then to lose weight, he supplemented running to his swimming program. During the summer he trained twice daily. "I kinda caught the bug. I thought if I could lose 5 pounds training once a day, then I could lose 10 pounds training twice a day," he commented. After 8 months of running, Eschmann's weekly mileage reached 135 -140 miles. He entered many short distance races such as the Lighthouse Run and Flatiron Run. "I went to Merritt's Running Center (a running store in Racine) one day to buy a pair of shoes and I asked Jeff DeMatthew (salesperson and runner) if there were any races coming up. He said something about the Lakefront Marathon in Milwaukee that he was running in and he gave me an application blank. I took it home and every so often I would look at it. Four weeks before the race, I sent it in." Eschmann's training consisted Photo by Masood Shafiq GREG ESCHMANN of distance running; in the morning, he would run 10 miles and at night, 5 more miles. The weekend would include one long over - distance run such as running to Parkside and back home, about 28 mile s. Harriers share views by Tori Murray Sports Editor Cross country has often been recognized as a weaker cousin to Track and Field, but in the recent past it has developed into a major sport. The women's race distance is usually 5 kilometers. The races take place in parks, on golf courses or on courses designed specifically for cross country. Parkside's course is rated nationally as a tough course to run. This week the Ranger asked members of the women's cross country team to share their feelings of their sport. Cross country is a sport that requires tremendous discipline and dedication. Although some team members use cross country to build a strong base for track in the spring, for most runners it is not only a physical challenge as well as mental challenge. "Cross country isn't a competition against another person as much as it is a competition against yourself. Bettering your time every race is the only way I judge my performance, not how I place. Sometimes I feel like I've won when the course is very hard and hilly and I don't let it conquer me," explained one member. "Cross country builds a 'toughness' that carries over into many areas of my life," noted Debbie Spino. This year's team is Parkside's largest and all members agree that that is a definite plus. "I think that we have a great team this year, not only in numbers but in a variety of personalities and talent. Everyone gets along well and supports each other," Lynda Pfeilstifter enthusiastically replied. Karen Jacobson feels that the friendships and concern for each other that has developed will be a prime motivator for the team's future success. Unanimously, all team members agreed that cross country training is difficult and tiring, but also acknowledge that it pays off in the races. "Coach DeWitt runs with us everyday and encourages everyone. His coaching philosophy / training has continued to lower my times each season," commented Spino. With six weeks remaining in the season, the team is at midpoint. After spending the first part of the season building strength, many team members are optimistic about the second half of the season. "I think we can achieve our team goals," stated Michelle Gross. "I'm feeling good. I understand the race and the sport better this year. I think I've matured as a runner," commented Dona Driscoll. Although the training is difficult, the season definitely has had some good times. The friendships and the road trip to Kalamazoo, MI. stand out in most of the members minds. "Seeing Coach DeWitt covered with mud after going out to run a time trial in pouring rain and falling three times," was a memorable moment for Carol Romano. Sports Calendar MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY Oct. 30, Saturday - NCAA Regionals, Here, 11 a.m. Nov. 6, Saturday - TFA/USA Mid America Open, Here, 2:00 p.m. Nov. 13, Saturday - NCAA Nationals, (St. Cloud, MN), 11:00 a.m. Nov. 20, Saturday - NAIA Nationals, Here, 11:00 a.m. WOMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY Oct. 30, Saturday - NCAA Regionals, Here, 11 a.m. Nov. 6, Saturday - TFA/USA Open, Here, 11 a.m. Nov. 13, Saturday - NCAA Nationals, (St. Cloud, MN), TBA Nov. 20, Saturday - NAIA Nationals, Here, 9:45 a.m. MEN'S SOCCER Oct. 30, Saturday - 111. Ins titute of Technology, Away, 1:00 p.m. Nov. 6, Saturday - UWPlatteville, Here, 2:00 p.m. WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL Oct. 29-30, Fri., Sat. - Grand Valley St. College Tourn., TBA Nov. 5-6, Fri., Sat. - Valparaiso University Tournament, 5:00 p.m. Nov. 12-13, Fri., Sat. - Conference Tournament, TBA Nov. 18-20, T hurs., Fri., Sat. - NAIA Nationals, TBA The weather was not the best for running a marathon on the day of the Lakefront Marathon. There was a strong wind — about 24 mph off the lake. The temperature was 52-55 degrees. "At the 23 mile mark, there was a 90 - foot drop and it got cold and windy, but I didn't really notice," commented Eschmann. At the Lakefront Marathon, the starting shoot had subsections that were divided by mile splits (6 minute pace, 7 minute pace and so on) Eschmann started in the 8 minute section. From the start and until the 20 mile mark, he ran with another runner who introduced himself at the starting line. Then feeling a little stronger than the other runner, he continued at a strong pace. "At the starting line, I was tense. I was so afraid I wouldn't finish and I wanted to be able to say that I finished a marathon." The day after the marathon Eschmann did his usual workout. "I figured I had to or I would stiffen up," he stated. 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THE OLD BOOK CORNER, upstairs at Martha Merrell's Book Store, 312-6th Street (Racine), has 2000 used books for sale. Come browse and find a treasure! FOR SALE: 1978 Le Car, 34 mpg, am/fm stereo. 414-843-3055. TYPING: $1.25 per page, efficient and accurate typist. Papers, resumes, manuscripts, etc. Phone. 657-6068, PERSONALS U.C. — Who are you?? G.P. GOMER PYLE: Who are you?? U.C. WHAT happened to chess club? Rooked LUIS - So i t's a date then??? DR. DREWW Meeting cancelled this week for lack of interest. Sorry Doc. JULI What did you have to do — kill the cow?? HAHAHA Women's Cross Country Wins Invitational by Patricia Cumbie The Women's Cross Country team competed in the Carthage Invitational this past Saturday at Petrifying Springs Park. They won the meet in a tie with UW - Milwaukee. Parkside and Milwaukee both had 62 points. Parkside's Debbie Spino placed first in the meet. Her time was 16:49. The other outstanding runners on the team were Sue Mayer placing 3rd at 17:00, Dona Driscoll 9th, 17:21; Jane Roszkowski finished 19th, 17:55; and Karen Jacobsen 36th at 18:17 Sue Meyer did very well, she ran her best race in two years, according to Coach Mike DeWitt, The women are expecting to run well in the NCAA Regionals that are going to take place Saturday Oct. 30. Coach DeWitt feels Spino should be running even faster this meet coming up. There are five teams entered in the Regionals. The coach feels their main competition will be Ashland College. DeWitt feels the girls will perform well and be participating in the Nationals. Coach profile: Golf by Robb Luehr Most people from this area have heard the name Steve Stephens. Up until this past winter, he was the head basketball coach for Parkside. He is still the head coach of the men's golf team, and STEVE STEPHENS very much a part of the athletic scene here, not only as a coach, but as an instructor. Steve Stephens, 46, lives in Kenosha with Connie, his wife of 28 years. Stephens grew up in Platteville, Wisconsin, and graduated from Platteville High School. From there, he went to the University of Wisconsin, receiving both his Bachelor's and Master's degrees in Physical Education. His coaching career began 24 years ago at Beaver Dam High School. In his five years there, he was the assistant football coach, and the head coach of both golf and basketball. He then joined the college coaching ranks, working in the UW - Center System for five years, against as head coach of basketball and golf. Then, in 1969, when UW - Parkside opened its doors, Steve Stephens was chosen as its first head basketball coach; and as they say, the rest is history. Stephens' coaching philosophy may be the major reason why his basketball teams were so successful. It is the total team concept. His teams were taught to play a strong, full - court, man - to - man defense. He used multiple offensive set - ups, and put his best players in the positions where they played their best. On the other side of the coin, this coaching of golf is based on the individual. Unlike other team sports, the team members are on their own, rather than relying on each other for support. This calls for a specialized type of coaching; the players are helped separately with their golf skills, then are put together as a team. Stephens is very happy to be a part of Parkside. He has high praise for the campus and its people. He believes that ours is one of the best and most beautiful campuses in the state, and that it holds its own against larger schools, in athletics as well as academic programs. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Budgets were due Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Panel discussion soc New guidelines clarify issues by Bob Kiesling News Editor New guidelines for SOC were passed by the PSGA Senate at their Oct. 22 meeting. The new guidelines are considered a significant improvement over the old rules because they include a revised budgeting procedure for organizations on campus, job descriptions for the chair and vice - chair, and removal from office procedures. The main problem with the old guidelines was that there was inadequate documentation; new rules were being added as needed and not being kept track of. It was felt that SOC required more specific guidelines in view of the fact that they did not seem to be accomplishing their objectives. "The main reason was that the guidelines were ambiguous," said PSGA vice - president Chuck Betz. Betz also cited a lack of job descriptions for the chairman and vice - chairman of SOC. It is a Student Life policy that all paid student organization positions have duties described in the organization's constitution. The Budget and Review Committee also got a revised set of procedures. The Committee, which allocates SOC funds to individual clubs, now has a specific set of rules and membership criteria. The BRC rules were revised because it "just wasn't working," according to Betz. The new guidelines state: "The Student Organization Council is a standing committee of PSGA, Inc. The purpose of the standing Budgets were due committee is to promote communication and support for all clubs on campus. Through discussions on fund - raising, program co - sponsorship^ organizational workshops and inter - group communication, the Student Organizations Council helps to create an opportunity to enhance the learning experience for the students at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside." The guidelines require SOC to meet at least four times during the semester and at least once a month during the summer. It gives guidelines for membership in SOC, and calls for the president erf each club, or a designated representative, to attend all meetings, and that each club representative has three "ex­cused" absences allowed them On Wednesday, November 10, from 12-2 p.m., the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee will sponsor a panel discussion in the Union Bazaar to explore some of the aspects of sexual harassment. Joanne Zywicki, an alumna of Parkside, from Racine, will talk about sexual harassment from an employees' view, and about the identification of sexual harassment. "I will address the what, who, when, how and why," said Zywicki. "What it is, who does it, when it's done, how it's done, and why it's done. There is very little understanding about why it is done," commented Zywicki. Wayne Johnson, a professor here at Parkside will speak about the socialization of men — why men do the things they do, and how they have grown into their habits. The committee also expects to have a lawyer present to discuss the legal ramifications of sexual harassment. After the speakers have given their presentations, the audience will be given the opportunity to ask questions relating to sexual harassment. The committee urges everyone to attend and learn about this "difficult to talk about" subject. Both before and after the panel discussion, any interested persons can view the movie WORKPLACE HUSTLE. The movie will be shown before the discussion at 11 and 11:30 a.m., and again after the discussion, at 2 and 2:30 p.m. each semester. An absence is considered ex­cused when the chairman of SOC has been notified at least 48 hours prior to the meeting, in writing. Each unexcused absence by a club results in a five percent decrease in that club's budget. Also, the guidelines state that a quorum consists of a simple majority of members, rather than two thirds of the SOC body being present. The removal from office procedures state that impeachment of either chair or vice chair requires a two thirds vote by the SOC membership before the PSGA Senate can initiate im­peachment proceedings. The trial is held one week from the date the motion is passed. Since SOC is a standing committee of PSGA, the guidelines state that: "The Student Organizations Council shall create rules and guidelines for its governance in accordance with the PSGA, Inc. Constitution and PSGA, Inc. Senate Rules. The PSGA, Inc. Senate shall have final approval of any guidelines and rules proposed by the Student Organizations Council." by Bob Kiesling News Editor With the budgets due last Tuesday, Nov. 2, both PSGA and SOC held several emergency meetings to complete their proposals in time. PAB, on the other hand, was granted a favorable ruling by the judicial branch to change their budgeting format to include the Performing Arts and Lectures committee budget in their own. Even so, PAB had two separate budget proposals ready in the event that PAL was to be budgeted separately. The Justices ruled that it was not within the PSGA Senate's authority to determine PAB's budgeting procedures. The PSGA Senate came into conflict with the Executive branch over their budget proposal. The initial proposal, drafted by president Jim Kreuser, called for a 30 percent increase in both the president's and vice president's salaries, and a 518 percent in­crease in the PSGA secretary's salary. In addition, $275 has been requested to fund the Dialogue, the PSGA newsletter. Both the initial and alternate budgets in­clude $5,000 to fund the new Public Employee Day set Monday, Nov. 8, has been proclaimed Public Employee Day in Wisconsin, thanks to efforts by the Wisconsin State Employees Union. The union, part of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AF-SCME), approached Gov. Lee Sherman Dreyfus with the idea and he initiated the proclamation designating the day to recognize the efforts of public employees in Wisconsin. The AFSCME Council 24 Local 2180 at UW - Parkside met with Chancellor Alan E. Guskin who then issued a similar proclamation designating Nov. 8 as Public Employee Day at UW-P. The proclamation reads: WHEREAS, at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, public employees with a wide variety of Continued On Page Three Student Legal Service. The alternative budget, passed unanimously in an emergency meeting Monday morning and approved by Kreuser that af­ternoon, limits both the president's and vice president's salaries to a 20 percent increase. The PSGA secretary will receive a 50 percent salary increase. The PSGA approved 1983-84 budget for PSGA is triple this year's budget, an increase from $6,863 to $19,492 for next year's request. The largest single item on the 1982-83 request is funding for the student Legal Service, for which the Senate is asking $5,000 in new allocations. PSGA's rationale for the legal service budget reads: "Since the service is currently going through the bidding process, it would be very difficult to Continued On Page Four Pulitzer winner to speak here Douglas Hofstadter, whose book "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" won a Pulitzer prize in 1980, will be the first Honors Program Distinguished Visiting Scholar at Parkside. Students involved in the honors program are participating this semester in a series titled "Ex­plaining Things" which has featured a series of guest lec­turers. The Honors Program is directed by Prof. Lee Thayer, who is coordinating arrangements for Hofstadter's visit. Hofstadter, 36, a professor of computer science at Indiana University - Bloomington, will be on the UW-Parkside campus Nov. 15 - 17 for a series of programs both for students and the general public. Hofstadter's "formal" fields are mathematics, artificial in­telligence and computer sciences, but his interests are much broader, including linguistics, psychology, art, music, philosophy, biology, physics and the human sciences in general. His most recent book is "The Mind's I,' which brings together a number of writings on mind and brain, self and soul, identity and Business students Advising offered by Pat Hensiak Editor Peer Support, in conjunction with the Business Clubs, including PSE, Women in Business, and Accounting Club will again sponsor Student to Student Ad­vising during the regular advising period. This is the third year that this type of advising is being of­fered. Close to 1000 students have declared Business as their area of interest. Ilene Levin is the Coordinator of Business and Administrative Science here at Parkside and she advises all the Business Area of Interest Students. In the time set aside before registration, it is an ex­tensive task to give all of those students the time they may require for advising about their schedule. For that reason, student to student advising has been made available for the Business students. Before a business student declares a major, they must first complete the pre - business core courses and by the time students are juniors they should have completed all the general requirements, the Breadth of Knowledge, Collegiate Skills, and then they can declare the major and a specialty. After declaring the major they are assigned a different faculty advisor than Levin. Student to Student advising allows Juniors and Seniors to help Freshmen and Sophomores make some decisions about their scheduling. Levin commented, "What we're hoping for, with this student to student advising is that freshmen and sophomores can talk with juniors and seniors and realize some of the particular problems that I may not be able to respond to. Juniors and Seniors have recently been through the program, and they'll be a great help." Levin also pointed out that sometimes the people who need the most help are the ones who don't seek it. If the students doing the advising know someone is having trouble, they can direct that student to Levin. "I hope the student to student advising is a success," concluded Levin. "I've often felt that the grapevine is the most helpful way of finding things out." DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER consciousness, free will and determinism, along with a commentary by Hofstadter and philosopher Daniel Dennett. Hofstadter also writes a monthly column called "Metamagical Themas" for Scientific American. Hofstadter's major public address will be an Honors Program Lecture on "Imagining Mind" at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 17 in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. All of Hofstadter's campuses appearances are open to the public. Reservations are required only for a reception, dinner and informal discussion sponsored by the Parkside Philosophical Society at 6 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 16, and can be made by contacting Prof. Aaron Snyder (Phone 553-2319). The remainder of Hofstadter's schedule is: Monday, Nov. 15: A talk on communication theory and research at 10 a.m. (location to be announced); a Social Science Roundtable session on "Sexism and Language" at 11:45 a.m. in Union Room 104; and a Mathematics / Computer Science reception at 3 p.m. in Molinaro Hall, Room 111 and colloquium at 3:30 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Tuesday, Nov. 16: A session with the Parkside Computer Club at 8:30 a.m. in Molinaro Room 113; an Honors Seminar on "Imagination" at 11 a.m. in Communication Arts Building Room 128; an informal Art Faculty / Student Roundtable at 1:30 p.m. in Communication Arts 233; and an Honors Seminar on "Explaining Things" at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts 132. Wednesday, Nov. 17: A break­fast session with music faculty and students from 7:45 to 9:45 a.m. in the Union cafeteria; a Psychology Colloquium at 9 a.m. (location to be announced); and a Women's Studies Seminar on "Sexism and Language" at 3 p.m. in Molinaro Room 111. A bit of nostalgia A limited number of tickets still remain for Tintypes, the hit musical which will appear at Parkside Sunday, Nov. 7, as the second event in the 1982-83 Accent on Enrichment Series. Ticket information about the musical review which celebrates America at the turn of the century is available at the Union In­formation Center (553-2345) from 8 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday, until 4:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. All seats are reserved. Tintypes audiences relive the gentle days of a bygone era through nearly 50 songs and dances. The Broadway hit features the music of such favorite American composers as George M. Cohen, Scott Joplin and John Philip Sousa. Conceived by Mary Kyte, Mel Marvin and Gary Pearle, Tin­types has been described as a scrapbook of nostalgia which recreates images of historical figures such as Teddy Roosevelt and Emma Goldman, as well as mythical characters. Their stories, coupled with the music of the period, evoke a period of time that is often referred to as the last gasp of America's innocence — the years that bridge the 19th and 20th centuries. Nominated for two Tony Awards including best musical, Tintypes has been a major success in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles. The company which will appear at Parkside is currently on a 30 - week national tour and has just concluded a two -week engagement in Kansas City. Thursday, November 4,1982 RANGER Editorial Orphan Drug Bill must pass Elections are over. The congressmen are in. Lately it seems that everyone has felt the economic squeeze at some level. Everyone is ready to get back on their feet. Raising the standard of living is something we all strive for in some way. In a time when we are spending billions on a defense system, for the good of this country, perhaps it is time we spend a solid amount of money for the good of the people within this country. On November 29, the Orphan Drug Bill will be coming before Congress. The purpose of the bill is to supplement drug companies in the research and develop­ment of drugs for unpopular, unprofitable sickness and disease. It's easy to see someone stricken with a disease like Tourette Syndrome and feel sorry for them. These people search for a touch of what many of us consider normal everyday living. The drug needed to bring Tourette Syndrome to a sense of control is an orphan drug. Without this bill, these people may never find that control. It's easy to stand and feel sorry for someone. Instead of doing that, take ten or fifteen minutes and write a letter to your congressman urging the acceptance of this Orphan Drug Bill. You will probably feel better after you've done it, and maybe some of the emotional and physical pain that the people in need of these medications feel, would be eliminated. MMMMM Letters to the editor To Life To the Editor: I have been in the position for some time now to watch a family handle the real life situation of their father whom has the muscle disorder ALS, commonly referred to as Lou Gehrig's disease. The muscle deterioration of this afflicted person is to the point now where swallowing and breathing are becoming increasingly dif­ficult, even life - threatening. The family is, for all practical pur­poses, this man's life support system! One possible course of action for this family could have been to shy away from the situation, acting as if it did not exist, declining to accept the responsibility which accompanies an unexpected event such as this. In doing that, however, the family members would have been proving that they cared more about how this situation would affecf them, possibly 'cramping their lifestyle,' than about the person who was literally afflicted. This would seem to be the easiest way to handle the situation, and it is the way that most people do choose to handle it. That is sad, for in sending flowers and cards we forget the most important ingredient — ourselves. In not wishing to face the bare edge of life and death, people choose to pass up what could prove to be the most extraordinary growing experience of a lifetime. It is a perception enricher and value changer. It breathes new insight and vitality into weary eyes and minds. Still, most will choose to pass on the opportunity, as any hospice or nursing home volunteer or worker could tell you. But for those fortunate few, however, who choose to meet the challenge of these sometimes disspiriting situations, and who do not want anything more than to give, the rewards are a fresh and powerful appreciation of life! Much of the determination as to how we react in situations similar to the one that I described depends on how we prioritize. That is, what in life we rate most important, and what we are afraid to place importance on. A1 Einstein once said that he never did belong to anything with his whole heart. What I believe he meant was that once you surrender your heart to any one thing, you lose sight and perspective about the total picture of life. Our actions are a direct consequence of our attitudes, that is, we act out our thoughts. How we see the world is reflected in how we act towards the world and in it. Herein lies the importance and ramifications of prioritizing. Once we examine the world, especially living things, and see beyond the initial 'noise' en­countered, we no longer are overwhelmed by the complexity of the intricate games we whole­heartedly participate in. We begin to perceive, beyond the superficial images we have of different cultures, environments, and the like, and see that all peoples are all basically alike. Our perceptive capabilities become more sen­sitive. We begin to cast aside the nonsense that we make too real and take too seriously, things such as hero - worship, putting up of 'fronts,' and all other kinds of selfish needs and deeds. With this new type of self - examination it becomes clear that how we use, define, and view ourselves is the exact model by which we deal with the world around us. One must always use this self -examination if one wishes to see the world through honest, open eyes rather than having a clouded vision. But only if you wish. If you disagree with this, then you basically believe that people do things, all things, because they do not want to do them. Bringing this all back to the family and the man with ALS, we can see them living and growing with this real situation, to pinnacles of appreciation and reverence for life that too few ever attain. A person gains new perspective on what does and does not belong to you, on what, as human beings, we have rights or no rights to meddle with, on love, Continued On Page Six Poor, Poor John To the Editors: Sirs: It is with great interest that I have read the current debate in your letter column concerning the works of your Mr. John Kovalic, but is only now that I have decided to become an active participant. I refer to last week's "New Music" article. I must take ex­ception to one statement therein. And I quote: "But when (Wendy 0. Williams is) built like a paraplegic elephant ..." I am a paraplegic elephant. I can find no so - called "Humor" in his remark and consider it an insult not only to paraplegic elephants in general, but to the animal kingdom as a whole. Does Mr. Kovalic think it is funny being a paraplegic elephant? I have been one for twenty - six years now and, frankly, I find his "humor" to be in very bad taste as well as being callous, cruel, and very, very nasty. To poke humor at unfortunates such as us only in order to get a cheap laugh is unbelievable enough, but it is particularly ill -timed when so many people and species are making strides to create equal opportunities for disabled pachyderms. What will his next article be on? Clubbing baby seals? Sincerely, Jacob Alek Active participation To the Editor: Have you ever had a professor at Parkside who you felt was "WELL, SCOTT, IT WASN'T ALL FOR NOTHING. SENATOR PROXMIRE HAS GIVEN ME A JOB ON HIS OFFICE STAFF." Editor's notes November brings more than chill by Pat Hensiak Editor The month of October was a lot of fun. Halloween this past weekend was an interesting one. During the trick or treat time, the children were sparse, but still cleverly dressed. Very easy to enjoy. Halloween also marks the end of October, which means most of us who haven't yet experienced mid - terms will soon do so. Mid -terms can be a traumatic ex­perience, but at the same rate they can lend a sense of relief. We've made it halfway through the semester. Before we know it we'll be looking for Christmas gifts in crowds of many. November brings with it more than a chill in the air. Activities on campus are moving right along. On November 10, the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee will sponsor a panel discussion offering insight into aspects of sexual harassment. Many people have misconceptions about sexual harassment, its forms, its causes and its cures. It wouldn't hurt to attend the discussion and ask some questions. You may learn something that will help you throughout the rest of your life. The discussion will be held in the Union Bazaar area from 12-2 p.m. There's also another Accent on Enrichment performance this weekend. Sunday, November 7 marks the appearance of the Broadway Musical "Tintypes." If you think you would like to attend, find a friend to go along and do it. It will probably be a lot of fun for both you and your friend. The editorial this week speaks out on the passing of the Orphan Drug Bill. The vote will be made on November 29. To some the bill would serve no purpose, but for many it will serve the purpose of control. Some people have no idea what it's like to live the way "normal" people do. It doesn't seem fair that because the medication they need to gain control won't make a profit, the drug is very rarely explored. Take fifteen minutes of your time to help make someone elses life a little more bearable. Maybe the result won't affect you directly today, but that's not saying it never will. Coming up this month for all of the Business Area of Interest students, is Student to Student Advising. The advising program was set up the way it is, to make registration easier and less time consuming for the freshman and junior Business Majors. Take advantage of the opportunity to save time and trouble, find out when and where student advising will be available if you are a business major. It will be easier in the long run. It's nice to report that people have been submitting a lot of excellent creative writing pieces. We haven't had a lot of room these past few weeks, but don't give up hope. We haven't stopped printing yet. Keep them coming in. Hopefully the necessary space will turn up very soon. Above aU, don't lose heart in your semester activities and classes yet. If you've been doing poorly, you have half a semester to make it up. If you're sick of school, there's only half a semester left. exceptional and was denied renewal or tenure?? Were you angry when this happened??? If so, and if you felt it was unfair for students to lose a professor who was an excellent instructor, then you will be interested in helping us in trying to insure the renewal of Professor Seybold. Professor Seybold will appear before members of the Behavioral Science Division in an open renewal hearing. We strongly encourage students to show their support for Peter by taking part in this hearing. We, as students of Parkside, have the right and obligation of making our own preferences known. The hearing will be held Saturday, November 13 at 10 a.m in Moln. 324. Please place this event as a top priority on your calendar for November 13, and show your support for student participation in this open hearing procedure. Students for Active Par­ticipation of Renewal and Tenure, Marie Marten and Maria Veronico Positive response Dear Editor: The Racine YWCA participated in the Women's Resource Day at UW - Parkside yesterday, October 27, and we were impressed with the efficiency and friendliness of the people involved in putting such an event together. Jeanne Phillips, Student Council Senator, and Chuck Betz should be commended on their courtesy and helpfulness. They carried materials for us and made us feel welcome and comfortable with our surroundings. The day was a very positive experience for us, and we want to thank Student Council, the Ranger, and all the other organizations who sponsored the event. Sincerely, Barbara R. Kroupa Membership Director Gloria Gonzales Women s Services Director Thank you The Parkside Activities Board would like to thank all those who attended the dance we held this past Friday night featuring "Tomboy." Unfortunately, the drummer became ill with the flu and that is why the dance ended early. We hope you enjoy our next dance on Thursday, Nov. 11 featuring Wally Cleaver. 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If you were eligible for the Pell Grant Semester I, 1982 -83, your grant may qualify for a small increase. The Financial Aid Office will process these affected changes Semester II of the 1982 -83 academic year and they will be reflected in your Semester II checks available at final registration in January, 1983. Also, due to the recently signed Student Financial Assistance Technical Amendments Act of 1982, the treatment of Veteran's educational benefits will be af­fected. Under this law only one -third of these benefits will be considered in determining the Pell Grant award. Previously, 100% of Veteran's benefits were con­sidered. Thus, most veterans enrolled Semester I, 1982-83, will now be eligible for Pell awards. Veterans who do not plan to attend second semester, 1982 - 83, should inform our office in writing. Committee formed to help by Bob Kiesling News Editor A tuition increase of about $50 was recommended by the UW System Board of Regents in their 1983-85 biennial budget recom­mendation. Board of Regents President Robert O'Neal said this would hold students' contributions to about 27 percent of their educational costs. O'Neal said that the current condition of the State's General Fund, and the quality of the University's programs, were "too precarious" to set a definite target for academic fee levels in the next two years. Right now most resident UW students are contributing about 27 percent of the cost of their education in academic fees. The Board of Regents is using the current figure as a guide for future policy decisions. This increase amounts to a 4.4 percent in tuition costs, a figure that roughly corresponds to the Regent's overall request for a 4.8 percent increase in System fun­ding. Noting that other Big Ten in­stitutions have not suffered in academic funding when their states reduced their contributions to the school's budgets were cut, O'Neal said that this academic levels at other universities were maintained only with substantial increases in tuition costs. Currently, the UW System has the second lowest tuition costs of any Big Ten university. Only the University of Illinois charges less for undergraduate resident tuition. The Regents estimated that the UW System would require at least $61.9 million in additional funding to restore funds to a 1973-74 level, the last year the board of R egents considered UW funding adequate. O'Neal called such a request desirable, but "neither reasonable nor realistic." Instead, the Board of Regents, in preparing their budget request, chose to set several priorities as a first step in restoring System funding to the 1973-74 l evel. The Regent's first priority was that of determining how the University could best aid the state's economic recovery. Steps to be taken, the Regents said, include: Restoring adequate funding levels for the upgrading of out­dated or worn laboratory equipment. Without this step, the university is facing a possibility of falling behind private industry in several highly technological areas. O'Neal said that replacement costs for equipment run into "the tens of millions of dollars." Also complicating the shortage of adequate lab equipment is the fact that student demand for degrees in science, engineering, and business has increased greatly. O'Neal also listed better compensation to retain a high quality faculty in those areas most in demand. Access to the UW System's library system has suffered greatly in budget areas since 1974. At this time, new acquisitions are at a level of between 1 and 2 per student per year. This is about one third of what the Regents consider an acceptable level. by Pat Hensiak Editor The Alcohol and Drug Awareness Committee has recently been developed on this campus. The purpose of the committee is to study campus needs related to the use, abuse, and regulation of alcohol and drugs at UW-Parkside, make recommendations for campus policies and procedures, and make information available on a campus wide basis. According to Dave Pedersen, Dean of S tudent Life at Parkside, the committee began from an outgrowth of interest within a lot of people. Pedersen also pointed out that this committee was not set up to tell people whether they can drink or not, but to make sure that this campus runs in com­pliance with the laws. "Everyone has the right to free choice within the law. Everytrne has the right to make an intelligent decision, and our campus needed to create some program relating to sensible use or abuse. People need to have a place on this campus where they can get the information and help if they so choose. It's important that if h elp is needed, it is here, on this campus." Pedersen also pointed out that Second City scheduled to perform here Chicago's perennially popular Second City comedy troupe will appear at the Comm Arts Theater on Tuesday, Nov. 16 at 8 p.m. under sponsorship of the Parkside Activities Board. Reserved seat tickets are available at the Parkside Union Information Center (Phone 553-2345) and are $3 for UW-P students; $5 for general public. The special brand of satiric approach that characterizes The Second City is translated by six or seven actors who enliven an empty stage with topical — sometimes irreverent — comedy sketches. Using few props and costumes, punctuating scenes with original music, the ensemble creates slice - of - life environments, developing all of its material in the per­formance situation, improvising on ideas suggested by the audience and their fellow cast members. Since its beginnings in 1951, The Second City has spawned such major talents as Mike Nichols, Elaine May, Ed Asner, Shelly Berman, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara and Alan Arkin. In addition The Second City has groomed Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Brian Doyle - Murray, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Tim Kazurinsky, Mary Gross, Robin Duke and Tony Rosato, all of "Saturday Night Live" fame. In 1961, Second City ventured out of the Heartland to make its Broadway debut in the Big Apple, followed by several off - Broad­way stints. In 1965, a 10 - week Theater Guild tour exposed much of th e rest of the country to Second City zaniness and, since 1967, the troupe has maintained touring companies to cope with demand for its appearances. The next logical steps were into television and film. TV projects have included "SCTV," a satirical look at a day in the life of a "typical" television station, originally syndicated to 55 cities and later picked up by NBC. A new TV show, "The Yesterday Show," a Second City look at news of th e past, now is in development. In 1980, The Second City moved into film development and its screen adaptation of David Mamet's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" was scheduled for production by Paramount Pic­tures. Other film projects include "The Pinkerton Lady" and "Weekend Warriors," both for Paramount, and "The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People" for 20th Century - Fox. After more than 20 years, in­cluding several previous ap­pearances at Parkside, The Second City continues its brash, youthful approach to life's ad­versity and maintains its tradition as a breeding ground for new Smokeout here again when the committee checks into being in compliance with the law, they check into the training programs here on campus for the people who dispense alcohol down in the Union. If someone has had too much to drink, according to the law, they must be cut off from drinking any more. Bartenders will go through programs making them aware of their respon­sibility. The philosophy behind the committee is not to tell people what is and is not appropriate behavior. They have to make those choices on their own. The committee's philosophy is to make clear that this University is an educational institution. Procedure and policies related to drugs and alcohol should reflect an educational approach to the concept of freedom of choice, within a framework consistant with state and local regulations. The establishment of information and referral systems will be tailored to the needs of this campus community. "It really isn't a matter of telling anything. People need to have support available for them. If th ey choose to seek help on their own, it has to be readily available." muuBBMmi talent. It launches its "graduates" into the world with a traditional rite of passage: a farewell party with three kinds of pizza and cham­pagne at the bar of the troupe's home base at 1616 North Wells St. in Chicago. November 18,1982 is the date for the 6th Great American Smokeout. This annual ob­servance focuses public attention on cigarette smokers from coast to coast. The smokeout is an up -beat, good natured effort to en­courage smokers to give up cigaretttes for 24 h ours if only to prove to themselves that they can. Everyone enjoys watching and rooting while they try. It's their day! According to a survey conducted by the Gallup organization, in 1981, just over 16 million American smokers at­tempted to give up cigarettes on smokeout day. There will be two tables set up on smokeout day with pledge cards, information, and some surprises. One table will be in the Union Concourse, and one in Main Place. The Pre - Med Club and Student Nurses Organization will be there to get you off to a good start. Parkside smokeout activities are sponsored by the Student Health Center, Pre - Med Club, and the Student Nurses Organization. THE NATIONAL TOURING COMPANY; Second City. BRI fellowships by Bob Kiesling News Editor Parkside's Biomedical Research Institute believes it has come up with a way to help un­dergraduate science students get needed experience in actual laboratory experience, before they get out into the world of medical and graduate schools, or with research in private industry. The Summer Research Fellowship Program, begun only last summer, is designed to provide superior science un­dergraduates with experience in the area of independent research. The program consists of a one credit independent study, in the spring, to acquaint the student -researchers with research methods; the project, which is conducted over the summer, and a report of the student's findings, including a seminar, submitted during the fall. Program Director Eugene Goodman said science students for any science discipline may apply for a fellowship, which includes a $1500 stipend. "It's really open to just about any science student," he said. Goodman said that the program aids students most strongly in the area of handling an independent project. While lab courses might not give a student a feel for Continued On Page Five Inside . . . • Award winning catalog cover • Creative story • New Music I.If Univ rsity of Wisconsin -Parkside er Thur d y, ovember ll, 1982 Vol. 11 -o. IO Regents request budgets; tuition increases expected I by Bob Klf'lollng Sews Editor A tuition increase of about $50 was recommended by the UW System Board or Regents in their 1983-85 biennial budget recom-mendation. Board or Regents President Robert O'Neal said this would hold students' contributions to about 'l:I percent or their educational costs. O'Neal said that the current coodition of the State's General Fund, and the quality or the University's programs, were "too precarious" to set a definite target for academic fee levels in the next two years. Right now most resident UW students are cootributing about 'l:I percent or the cost or their education in academic fees. The Board or Regents is using the current figure as a guide for future policy decisions. This increase amounts to a 4.4 percent in tuition costs, a figure that roughly corresponds to the Regent's overall request for a 4.8 percent increase in Sy tern fun-ding. Noting that other Big Ten in-:.titutions have not surfered in academic funding when their states reduced their cootributions to the school's budgets were cut, O'Neal said that this academic levels at other universities were maintained only with substantial increases in tuition costs. Currently, the UW System has the second lowest tuition costs of any Big Ten university. Only the University of Illinois charges less for undergraduate resident tuition. The Regents estimated that the UW System would require at least $61.9 million in additional funding to restore funds to a 1973-74 level, the last year the board of Regents considered UW funding adequate. O'Neal called such a request desirable, but "neither reasonable nor realistic." Instead, the Board o( Regents, in preparing their budget request, chose to set l>everal priorities as a first tep in restoring System runding to the 1973-74 level. The Regent' first priority was that of determining how the University could best aid the state's economic recovery Steps to be taken, the Regents said, include: Restoring adequate funding levels for the upgrading of out-dated or worn laboratory equipment. Without this i;tep, the university is facing a possibility of falling behind private industry in several highly technological areas. O'Neal said that replacrment costs for equipment run into "the lens cl. millions of dollars." Also complicating the shortage of adequate lab equipment is the fact that student demand for degrees in science, engineering, and business has increased greatly. O'Neal also listed better compensation to retain a high quality faculty in those areas most in demand Access to the UW System's library system has suffered gre.aUy in budget areas since 1974. At this time, new acquisitions are at a level of between 1 and 2 per student per year. This is about one third of what the Regents consider an acceptable level. Pell Grant changes Recently the Supplemental Appropriations Act became law which appropriated additional monies for the Pell Grant Program. If you were eligible for the Pell Grant Semester I, 1982 • 83, your grant may qualify for a small increase. The Financial Aid Office will process these affected changes Semester II cl. the 1982 • 83 academic year and they will be reflected in your Semester II checks available at final regL'ltration in January, 1983. Also. due to the recently signed Student Financial Assistance Technical Amendments Act oC 1982, the treatment c:i Veteran's educational benefits will be af-fected. Under this law only one · third or these benefits will be considered in determining the Pell Grant award. Previously, 100% o( Veteran's benefits were con-sidered. Thus, most veterans enrolled Semester I, 1982-83, will now be eligible ror Pell awards. Veterans who do not plan to attend second semester, 1982 • 83. should inform our office in writing. Committee formed to help by Pat Henslak Editor The Alcohol and Drug Awareness Committee has recently been developed on this campus. The purpose of the committee is to study campus needs related to the use, abuse, and regulation or alcohol and drugs at UW-Parkside. make recommendations for campus policies and procedures, and make information available oo a campus wide basis. According to Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life at Parkside, the committee began from an outgrowth of interest within a lot of people. Pedersen also pointed out that this committee was not set up to tell people whether they can drink or not, but to make sure that this campus runs in com-pliance with the laws. "Everyone has the right to free choice within the law. Everyooe has the right to make an intelligent decision, and our campus needed to create some program relating to semible use or abuse. People need to have a place on this campus where they can get the information and help if they so choose. It's important that if help is needed, it is here, on this campus." Pedersen also pointed oot that when the committee checks into being in compliance with the law, they check into the training programs here on campus for the people who dispense alcohol down in the Union. Ir someone has had too much to drink, according to the law, they must be cut off from drinking any more. Bartenders will go through programs making them aware oC their respon-!tibility. The philosophy behind the committee is not to tell people what is and is not appropriate behavior. They have to make those choices on their own. The committee's philosophy is to make clear that this University is an educational institution. Procedure and policies related to drugs and alcohol should reflect an educational approach to the concept of freedom o( choice, within a framework consistant with state and local regulations. The establishment of information and referral systems will be tailored to the needs c:i this campus community. "It really isn't a matter of telling anything. People need to have support available for them. If they choose to seek help on their own, it has to be readily available." Second City scheduled to perform here BRI fellowships Chicago's perennially popular Second Cit)' comedy troupe will appear al the Comm Arts Theater on Tuesday, Nov. 16 at 8 p.m. under ponsorship of the Parkside Activities Boord Re erved seat tick ts are available al the Parkside Umon Information Center (Phone 553· 2345) and arc $3 for UW-P students, $5 for general public. The special brand oC satiric approach that characterizes The Second City is translated by six or seven actors who enliven an empty stage with topical -sometimes irreverent -comedy ketches. U ing few props and costumes, punctuating scenes with original music, the ensemble creates slice -oC -lire environments. developing a!! or its material in the per-formance situation, improvising on idear suggested by the audience and their feJlow cast members. Smee its beginnings in 1951, The Second City has spawned such major talents as Mike Nichols, Elatne May, Ed Asner, Shelly Berman, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara and Alan Arkin. In addition The Second City has groomed Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Brian Doyle • Murray, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Tim Kaz.urinsky, ::\lary Gross, Robin Duke and Tony Rosato, all of "Saturday r.ight Live" fame. In 1961, Second City ventured ool oC the Heartland lo make its Broadway debut in the Big Apple, followed by several o(f • Broad• way stin\S. In 1965, a 10 • we.ck Theater Guild tour exposed much o( the rest of the country lo Second City zaniness and, since 1967, the troupe has maintained touring companies to cope \\ith demand for its appearances. The next logical steps were into television and film. TV projects have included "SCTV ," a satirical look at a day in the life oC a "typical" television station, originally syndicated to 55 cities and later picked up by NBC. A new TV show, "The Yesterday Show," a Second City look at news of the past, now is in development. ln 1900, The Second City moved into film development and its screen adaptation of David Mamet's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" was scheduled for production by Paramount Pic-tures. Other film projects include "The Pinkerton Lady" and "Weekend Warriors " both for Paramount, and ''The Intimate Sex Lives or Famous People" for Smokeout here again 20th Century -Fox_ After more than 20 years, in-cluding several previous ap-pearances at Parkside, The Second City continues its brash, youthful approach to hfe's ad• \'ersity and maintains its tradition as a breeding ground for new talent. It launches IL,; "graduates'' into the world with a traditional rite or p.1ssage: a farewell p.1rty with three kinds of pizz.a and cham-pagne at the bar of the troupe's home base at 1616 North Wells St in Chicago. by Bob Kiesling ~e~1Editor Parki;ide'i; Biomedical Research Institute believes it has come up \\ith a wa~ to help un dergraduate c1ence students get needed experience 1n actual laboratory experience, before they get out mto the world of medical and graduate schools, or with research in private mdustry. The Summer Research 1-'ell°"'ship Program, begun only last summer, is designed to provide superior science un• dergraduates ~ith experience m the area or independent research. The program consists or a one credit independent study, in the spring, to acquaint the student -researchers with research methods; the project, which is conducted over the summer, and a report ot the student's findings, including a seminar, submitted during the fall. Program Director Eugene Goodman said science students for any science discipline may apply for a fellowship, which ' includes a $1500 stipend. ''It's really open to just about any science student," he said. Goodman said that the program aids students most strongly in the area of handling an independent proJect. While lab courses might not give a student a feel for c·ontinuNI On Page Five l\ovember 18, 1982 is the date for the 6th Great American Smokeout. This annual ob-servance focuses public attention on cigarette smokers from coast to coast. The smokeout is an up· beat, good natured effort to en-courage smokers to give up cigarettles for 24 hours if ooly to prove to themselves that they can. Everyooe enjoys watching and rooting while they try. It's their day! According to a survey conducted by the Gallup organization, in 1981, just over 16 million American smokers at-THE NATIONAL TOURING COMPANY; Second City. tempted to give up cigarettes on •--~--~-;_---------~---...;;.. ___ ..i. ...... ,~-sm<iteout day. There will be two tables set up on smokeout day with pledge cards, information, and some surprises. One table will be in the Union Concourse, and one in Main Place. The Pre • Med Club and Student Nurses Organization will be there to get you o(f to a good start Parkside smokeout activities are sponsored by the Student Health Center, Pre • Med Club, and the Student Nurses Organization. Inside • • • * Award winning catalog cover * Creative story New Music Thursday, November 11,1982 Editorial Fooled Again Once again the voters have made fools of the experts. Those experts, who said the 1980 p residential election was "too close to call" have failed in their efforts to tell the American public how they are going to vote. These uncooperative voters have kicked up a cloud of electoral dust so dense it could be months before the experts get themselves pointing the right way again. The most obvious example is the fact that anybody who knew anything just knew that Big Jim Thompson was going to kick Adlai Stevenson all over the State of Illinois. What actually happened was that Stevenson came out early with a strong lead in the Chicago precincts, and that lead carried him as returns came in from the increasingly Republican suburbs and downstate areas. Amid charges ot ballot stuffing and explanations of why computer ballot counting takes longer than hand ballot counting, in the end — so far — Thompson has the lead by about 9,000 votes out of the 3-1/2 million cast. Stevenson refuses to concede defeat, and he could tie up the election in the courts for as long as six months, in a long and costly legal battle. But the big issue of the campaign was: Was this year's election results of a mandate for, against, or indifferent to, Reaganomics? While the White House achieved a major objective in retaining a Senate majority, the Democrats narrowed the lead, and many Republicans who did win did so only by a narrow margin. The Democrats also widened their lead in the House. For many Republican candidates, the onus of Reaganomics was too great to overcome. Reagan has, however, lost his mandate with the right - wing establish­ment. Most conservatives feel that "stay the course" was fine as a defensive move, but what course? A 1983 bu dget deficit in excess of $100 billion? Record unemployment? Leaders of the National Con­servative Political Action Committee (NCPAC) spent nearly $4 million to support key Republican candidates. NCPAC lost nearly all these races, and they are laying the blame squarely on Reagan's doorstep. Still and all, voter turnout in an off - year election was surprisingly high. The electorate seems to be saying: "We realize that this mess is going to take a while to get cleared up, but let's get started, please." And finally, Reagan, with impeccable post - election timing, named a close political associate, Paul Laxalt, to the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee. It is clear now that Reagan is planning on making a bid for re - election. No matter what the experts may conclude from the 1982 ele ctions, in 1984 th e voters mandate will be either for, against, or indifferent to Reagan himself. «cocc© sococosooecoooosoooococcosooooooooco&a Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. Letters to the editor Participation encou raged To the Editor: came to Parkside with tenure. I just want to say that I fully support the letter entitled "Active Participation", that was in last week's Ranger. We students have every right to be included on issues concerning who should or should not be granted a renewal or tenure. There hasn't been a Sociology professor that has been granted tenure in the history of Parkside; all tenured people Once again, Peter Seybold's renewal hearing is this Saturday, November 13 at 10 a.m. in MOLN 324. This is a very important issue that concerns all Parkside students, not just Sociology majors. I encourage you to come and show your support for an excellent instructor! Cherry 1 Andersen Wroblewski Thanksgiving food drive Campus Store is sponsoring a Thanksgiving Food Drive November 9, 1982 through November 23, 1982. Com­munity Action Agency of Kenosha and Racine will distribute the food for Thanksgiving. Money donations as well as canned goods will be accepted at the Campus Store WLLC 107. Correction Last week, SOC delegate Dave Schroeder told News Editor, Bob Kiesling of several people who aided he and Terry Tunks in drafting the petition requesting SOC chair Stephen Kalmar's impeachment. Among those listed was Student Activities Coordinator Buddy Couvion. Couvion later said he had no part in drafting the petition, and was informed of it only at a later date. /ARE Yo u SURE V0U W ON'T STAY A LIT TLE LONGER? /THE GBSEWLS WL STAGE A COUP WHILE YOU'RE ' AROUND!! ;YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHRINE TO SANTA /MAYBE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE HOTEL? iOH, YOU HAVEN'T J25V SPAIN IF YOU HAVEN "L # SEEN MMNA! Editor's notes Reactions to Snow by Pat Hensiak Editor Did you see it snowing last week?? I think almost everyone did. Have you ever thought about all of the uses for snow?? Snow; that amazing solid precipitation that falls in the form of a white or translucent ice crystal of various possible size and shape, originating somewhere in the upper atmosphere as frozen particles of water vapor, that fall down to earth in a great abun­dance in Wisconsin, especially in the winter of the year. The uses for snow are incredible. Snowballs, for throwing; snowstorms, for getting caught in; snow suits, for keeping warm; snowdrifts, for jumping into; snowmobiles for driving over the snow; snow shovels for digging through the snow; and snowjobs, the efforts made to overwhelm someone with snowy - type in­formation. One of the most interesting things that happens because of snow, are people's reactions. To snow, no two people react the same. There are those who absolutely nuts, those who D„ absolutely crazy, and those who go go go screaming into the night at the thought of snow. Those who go nuts are always the ones who say, "WOW." Nothing else, they just walk around all day going "WOW." They actually are quite excited. The thing is, they tend to become somewhat child like, and their vocabulary depletes to that one word. A truly incredible thing to witness. There are those who go crazy, the ones who hate snow. The first thing they hated in their life was snow. They still hate it. They look out the window and mutter some dirty word as they walk away. They are usually the people who begin talking about California if even one flake (of snow) is mentioned. They would move to Florida if they felt at all calm about leaving the comfort of their present life to go into the real wilderness of their discontent. Not many are calm. The one's who go screaming into the night are the ones to worry about. I'm sure you've seen these people. Most of them don't eat sugar, or salt, or go outside if there is a cloud a few hundred miles away. They're the ones your mother warned you against. They don't wear underwear, because Facing the nuclear age uu" 1 wcai unuerwear, Decause •••••••••••••••-A-**** Ranger salutes Veterans! Thursday, November II ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ they think they're allergic to elastic. There's at least one in every crowd. I don't know how many people you would get to admit to this screaming into the night business. I'm not sure I would, if I were one to scream into the night for any reason. People's reactions are funny. I have never seen a person react calmly to snow. They are either one extreme or the other. Maybe it just brings out a bit of the child in all of us. The people who have to watch out are runners. Yes, believe it or not, some people are crazy enough to run in the winter. Some are crazy and nuts, and they run in the winter, and in the snow too. As if running every day wasn't crazy enough. As they run through this white fluffy stuff, their feet are bound to get all wet. They could die of pneumonia, or other related diseases. Something I've really been wondering about lately, is what do all of these runners do, once thay have their new hot pink Nikes, and they wear them in the snow, and they get all wet, and the colors begin to run??? Do they just leave colored tracks in the snow? Perhaps they just run south for the winter. Thank You! Thank you to all who par­ticipated in the Fall, 1982 Blood Drive. One hundred and sixty - four persons registered to donate blood, which is the highest number in Parkside's history. The Blood Drive was sponsored by the Student Health Center and Life Science Club. by a "Facing the Nuclear Age" will be the topic of two guest speakers in a program at Parkside on Wednesday, Nov. 17, a t 7:30 p.m in Greenquist Hall sponsored University Extension and number of cooperating com­munity groups. Nancy Myers, of Business Executives Move (BEM), a Chicago group concerned about the cost of the arms race to the economy, will speak on "The Economic Impact of the Arms Race." BEM's position is that building a strong economic base is more important to national security than building armaments and that the Midwest is especially hard hit by military spending programs, which go primarily Sunbelt contractors. Daniel Maguire, professor ethics at Marquette University and the author of several books, will speak on "The Moral and Psychological Implications of Preparing for a Nuclear War." The program is free and open to the public, but reservations are requested to insure adequate seating. Reservations can be made by calling 553-2345, toll free from Racine and Kenosha. In conjunction with the evening program, the film "The Last Epidemic" will be shown four times on campus on Wednesday, Nov. 17, at 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 103 a nd at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. in Union Room 207. Those screenings are also free and open to the public. of "The Last Epidemic" is a film to on the medical consequences of nuclear weapons and nuclear war and was inspired by a symposium held by Physicians for Social Responsibility, an international group of physicians, dentists, medical students and other dedicated to professional and public education on medical hazards of nuclear weapons. Kenosha / Racine groups cooperating in presenting the program include Citizens for the Environment, Citizens for a Nuclear Freeze, Hoy Nature Club, Sierra Club and World Federalists. Racine - based groups cooperating are the Dominican Sisters of Sienna Center, Ground Zero, Racine County Medical Auxiliary, Racine in the 80s and United Nations Committee. Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager ql A1 STAFF PatrTcia Cumbin Mi"h B,Tker " PhMliPs' Car°' Burns' Kovalic Rick Lu'ph^ !>ai!!,?ailas' Caro1 Kortend»ck, John TunkieUz ' R°bb Luehr' Laura Petersen, Jennie uw -Parksiae ana ,hw ,re sale,y All correspondence should be addressed £ £V ?°r,ion RANGER. Letters'3to me* Ed"0^1^°^' Wisconsin RarW' UniV6rSity °' WiSC°nS''n °"e inch mBrqinsaCAUP^,erVSrJ,,en' doubl«Paced on standard size c uded tor verification. s must be signed and a telephone number in dlfamaf a" edi,0rial Privileges'^3 reUi'Jna bub,ica,io" Thursday. The RANGER ^defamatory content. 9 in re,usmg to print letters which contain false or 2 Thursday, November 11, 1982 Editorial Fooled Again RANGER Once agam the voters have made fools of the experts. Those experts, who said the 191Kl presidential election was "loo close to call" have failed in their efforts to tell the American public how they are going to vote. These uncooperative voters have kicked up a cloud of electoral dust so dense it could be month!> before the experts get themselves pointing the nghl way again. The most obvious example 1s the fact that anybody who knew anything Just knew that Big Jim Thompson was going to kick Adlai Stevenson all over the State of Illinois. What actually happened was that Steveru;on came out early with a strong lead m the Chicago precincts, and that lead carried him as returru; came m from the increasingly Republican suburbs and downstate areas. · Amid charges of ballot stuffing and explanallons of why computer ballot l'OUnting talccs longer than hand ballot counting, in the end -so far-Thompson has the lead by about 9,000 votes out of the 3·1/2 million cast, Stevenson refuses to concede defeat, and he could tie up the ell'Cllon in the courts for as long as six months, in a long and costly legal battle. But the big issue of the campaign was: Was this year's election results of a mandate for, against, or indifferent to, Reaganomics? While the White Hou e achieved a major objective in retaining a Senate majority, t~e Democrats narrowed the lead, and many Republicans who did win did so only by a narrow margin. The Democrats aL,;o widened their lead m the House fo'or many Republican candidates, the onus of He.1ganom1cs was too great to overcome. Reagan has, however, lost his mandate with the right -wing establish-ment. Most con ervattves feel that "stay the course" was fine as a defensive move, but what course? A 1983 budget deficit in excess of $100 billion? Record unemployment? Leaders of the National Con-servative Political Action Committee <~CPAC> spent nearly $4 million to support kev Republican candidates. NCPAC lost nearly all these ra~. and they are laying the blame squarely on Reagan's doorstep. Still and all, voter turnout in an off -year election was surprisingly high. The electorate seems to be saying: "We realize that this mess is going to talce a while to get cleared up, but let's get started, please." And finally, Reagan, with impeccable post• election timing, named a close political associate, Paul Laxalt, to the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee. It is clear now that Reagan is planning on making a bid for re • election. No matter what the experts may conclude from the 1982 elections, in 1984 the voters mandate will be either for, against, or indifferenl to Reagan himself. ~0000 00000~~..;::i-.:r..,.-.✓-,, Ranier editorial• reflect the opinion of tit. majority of the edltorfal •ta.ff. Porlulde etudenu may •ubmlt editorial idea.a to the editor for conalderatlon. Editorial Idea• need not be typed to be conaldered. Participation encouraged To the Editor: came to Parkside with tenure. I just want to say that I fully support the letter entitled "Active Once again, Peter Seybold's Participation", that was in last renewal hearing is this Saturday, week's Ranger. we students have November 13 at 10 a.m. in MOLN every right to be included on 324. This is a very important issue i~ues concerning who should or that concerns all Parkside should not be granted a renewal or students, not just Sociology tenure. There hasn't been a majors. I encourage you to come Sociology professor that has been and show your support for an granted tenure in the history or excellent instructor! Parkside; all tenured people Cherryl Andersen Wroblewski Thanksgiving food drive Correction JARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T STAY A LITTLE LONGER? jjll\E GENERALS WON'T STAGE A COUP WHILE YOU'RE AROUND" jYoU Ht\ VEN'i SEEN THE SHRINE. TO SANTA (iEl(J'JlPJ),IS/ iMAYBE. YOU FORGOT ,SOMEXHING AT THE HOTEL? ,oH, YOU HAVEN'T SEE.JI SPAIN IF )'OU HAVEN'T.., f SEEN 81JJJJi!i.J.3. t HOW }.8()Uf ..... . = Editor's notes Reactions to Snow by Pat Henslak Editor Did you see it snowing last week?? I trunk ahnost everyone did. Have you ever thought about all ol the uses for snow?? Snow; that amazing solid precipitation that falls in the form d. a white or translucent ice crystal of various possible size and shape, originating somewhere in the upper atmosphere as frozen particles d. water vapor, that fall down to earth in a great abun-dance in Wiscoosin, especially in the winter or the year. The uses for snow are incredible. Snowballs, for throwing; snowstorms, for getting caught in; snow suits, for keeping warm; snowdrifts, for jumping into; snowmobiles for driving aver the snow; snow shovels for digging through the snow; and snowjobs, the efforts made to overwhelm someone with snowy -type in-formation. One of the most interesting things that happens because of snow, are people's reactions. To snow, no two people react the same. There are those who go absolutely nuts, those who go absolutely crazy, and those who go screaming into the night at the thought of snow. Those who go nuts are always the ones who say, "WOW." Nothing else, they just walk around all day going "WOW." They actually are quite excited. The thing is, they tend to become somewhat child like, and their vocabulary depletes to that ooe word. A truJy incredible thing to witness. There are tlt06e who go crazy, the ones who hate snow. The first thing they hated in their life was snow. They still hate it. They look out the window and mutter some dirty word as lhey walk away. They are usually the people who begin talking about California if even one flake Col snow) is mentioned. They would move to Florida if they felt at all calm about leaving the c«mfort of their present life to go into the real wilderness of their discontent. Not many are calm. The one's who go screaming into the night are the ones to worry about. I'm sure you've seen tltese people. Most or them don't eat sugar, or salt, Ol' go outside if there is a cloud a few hundred miles away. They're the ones your mother warned you against. They doo't wear underwear, because ******************** Ranger salutes Veterans! Thursday, November II they think they're allergic to elastic. There's at least one in every crowd. I don't know how many pe<iple you would get to admit to this screaming into the night business. I'm not sure I would, if I were one to scream into the night for any reason. People's reactions are funny. I have never seen a person react calmly to snow. They are either ooe extreme or the other. Maybe it just brings out a bit of the child In all of us. The people who have to watch out are runners. Yes, believe it or not, some pe<iple are crazy enough to run in the winter. Some are crazy and nuts, and they run in the winter, and in the snow too. As if running every day wasn't crazy enough. As they run through this white fluffy stuff, their feet are bound to get all wet. They could die ci pneumonia, or other related diseases. Something I've really been wondering about lately, is what do all of these runners do. once thay have their new hot pink Nikes, and they wear them in the snow, and they get all wet, and the colors begin to run??? Do they just leave colored tracks in the snow? Perhaps they just run south for the winter. :•:•:•:•:•:•:•;~:•:~:-:-:-:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:-:~:;:;:::,:::::::::::::.~::;:::::::::::::,: Thank You! Campus Store i.s sponsoring a Thanksgiving Food Dnve November 9, 1982 through ~ovember 23, 1982. Com-munity Action Agency of Kenosha and Racine will distribute the food for Thanksgiving. Money donations as well as canned goods will be accepted at the Campus Store WI.LC 107. Last week, SOC delegate Dave Schroeder told News Editor. Bob Kiesling or several people who aided he and Terry Tunks in drafting the petition requesting SOC chair Stephen Kalmar's impeachment. Among those listed was Student Activities Coordinator Buddy Couvion. Couvion later said he had no part in drafting the petition, and was informed of 11 only at a later date. Thank you to all who par-ticipated in the Fall, 1982 Blood Drive. One hundred and sixty · four persons registered to donate blood, which is the highest number in Parkside's history. The Blood Drive was sponsored by the Student Health Center and Life •••••••••••••••••••• •:•:•:~:'.~.~~ .. ?..~~;~_:, ............ ·.········w·······w· .. .. Facing the nuclear age .,.~~~~:::~~ Glangar Editor""'! Tony Rogers -~ "Facing the Nuclear Age" will ethics at Marquette University on the medical consequences of Tori Murray be the topic of two guest speakers and the author ol several books, nuclear weapons and nuclear war Masood Shafiq News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager m a program at Parkside on will speak on "The Moral and and was inspired by a symposium Norm Couture Wednesday, Nov. 17, at 7:30 p.m. Psychological Implications of held by Physicians for Social Andy Buchanan in Greenquist Hall sponsored by Preparing for a Nuclear War." Responsibility, an international M"k F I University Ext~nsion and a I e arre I group of physicians, dentists Jeff w,· k number of cooperating com-T~ program is free and open to medical students and othe; c s munity grou"", the public, but reservations are d Jolene Torkilsen .,., edicated to professional and Nancy Myers, of Business requested to insure adequate public education on medical Executives Move <BEM>, a seating. Reservations can be hazards of nuclear weapons. Chicago group concerned about made by calling 553-2345, toll free Kenosha / Racine groups the cost ci the arms race to the from Racine and Kenosha. . cooperating in presenting the economy, will speak on "The In conjunction with the evening program include Citizens for the Economic Impact ol the Arms program, the film ''The Last Environment, Citizens for a Race." BEM's position is that Epidemic" will be shown four Nuclear f'reeze, Hoy Nature Club building a strong economic base is times on campus on Wednesday, Sierra Club and World more important to national Nov. 17, at 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. in Federalists Racine based security than building armaments Greenquist Hall Room 103 and at groups cooperating are the and that the Midwest is especially 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. in Union Room Dominican Sisters of Sienna hard hit by military spending 207.Thosescreeningsarealsofree C<'nter. Ground Zero, Racine programs, which go primarily to and q>en to the public. County Medical Auxiliary, Racine Sunbelt contractors. in the 80s and United Nations Dame! Maguire, professor of ''The Last Epidemic" is a film Committee. STAFF Shar~~n Aken,_ Jea~ne Buenker . Phillips, Carol Burns, ~!~~~~ ~~mb,e, Michael Kailas, Carol Kortendick, John T k. . • ick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen Jennie un 1etcz. 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The Behavioral Science Division executive committee reviewed his case and cited Seybold for his generally ex­cellent teaching and service to the community. Ultimately, though, the board did not recommend renewal of Seybold's contract, listing the lack of creative activity as the cause. Seybold, an Associate Professor of Sociology, said that he had requested an open hearing for several reasons. He said that he had always been open with his students and felt that the faculty selection process should be open as well. He also wanted to learn of the committee's findings. Seybold said that professor James Bearden, in being denied renewal of his contract, never learned of the charges against him, because the committee had met in a closed session. He added that the sociology department had a long history of not granting tenure to junior faculty members, listing lack of research activity as the cause. The committee characterized Seybold's service and teaching as excellent, but expressed some concern about the political nature of his classes. "There are too many student comments that suggest politicizing," said sociology professor Lionel Maldonado. Earlier another member of the committee stated that "Peter is a Marxist sociologist. He was hired as a Marxist sociologist." It was in the area of sustained creative activity that Seybold's record fell short. One of his ac­tivities in the last year, a study of the influence of the American Media in El Salvador, was criticized because the level of research was not considered sufficient for a scholarly paper. Seybold had summarized his research as being an extensive survey of primary news sources, including newspapers and Vending thief caught by Bob Kiesling News Editor A man dressed in clothing "similar" to those worn by ven­ding machine servicemen systematically emptied the machines around school ahead of the real servicemen, getting about $1140 in the process. Head of Campus Security Ron Brinkman said he apprehended Allen K. Yuetmayer when he w as apparently at the end of his run, in Tallent Hall. Yuetmayer is not a student at Parkside. Brinkman said security had been warned to watch for the thief. "Canteen had alerted us to the fact that someone had emptied out the machines before them," he said in an interview Monday. Brinkman added that this was one of a number of vending machine thefts being reported in the area. He said that the stolen money had been recovered, and the Yuetmayer trial was scheduled for that day. magazines, and an interview with journalist Anne Nelson, who visited Parkside last spring. It was also felt that other ac­tivity he had done while at Parkside was based too closely on research he had done for his doctoral dissertation. The com­mittee noted that Seybold had failed to use m aterial other than the Ford Foundation archives, which was the basis for his dissertation on the theory of social hegemony. Much of his work at Parkside has also been in that PETER SEYBOLD area. The executive committee judged that Seybold's submission to scholarly journals was inadequate, not in quantity but in quality. The published work he listed was not considered to be subject to careful scrutiny by his academic peers. Professor Maldonado, in casting his vote against Seybold's con­tract renewal, said, "I'm looking for three years of sustained scholarly activity. After three years of prodding, I don't see it." The executive committee voted five to two against the contract renewal, with one abstention. Psychology professor William Morrow, who voted in favor of the renewal, said, "I think we would be remiss in not recommending Pete for another year." Morrow said he considered Seybold's record "pretty substantial." Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner has the final decision in Seybold's contract renewal. Although the committee's decision is not bin­ding, Seybold expects Ratner to agree with them. If that is the case, Seybold said, he will appeal the decision. Seybold said that he was suspicious of the ruling because he Continued On Page Five by Bob Kiesling News Editor A letter sent to controllers on all UW - System campuses by System controller Raymond Marnocha said that the UW - System is facing a severe cash flow problem for the week of Nov. 15 to Nov. 23, and declared a freeze on all non -essential spending during that period. Marnocha said the state is in­voking statute 16.53(10) to authorize the freeze. The statute empowers the secretary of state to set budget priorities in a fiscal emergency. The priorities set by Secretary Vel Phillips, in accordance with the statute, list three categories of essential expenditures, which will not be frozen, and a fourth category. It is this category that will be frozen. Essential payments include: principal and interest on state bonds, state employee payroll and benefits, aids to individuals (in­cluding financial aid to students), and other payments required to be paid by a state statute during the period in question. So far, the freeze on nonessential items has resulted in delayed payment of travel claims, medical aids, educational aids and, at Parkside, a freeze on checks issued to student organizations. Marnocha does not, however, foresee the shortfall ending by Nov. 23. I n the letter, he said, "While (the statute) is being in­voked for the Nov. 15 - 23 period, it is not expected that the state's cash flow problems will be overcome before mid - January." He anticipates that the statute will be invoked again before that time. Poker tournament cancelled by Jennie Tunkieicz Making a bet is a misdemeanor, according to Wisconsin State Statute 945. The statutes' definition of a bet is that a bet is a bargain in which the parties agree that dependent on chance even though accompanied by some skill, one stands to win or lose something of value specified by the agreement. The poker tournament was sponsored by Parkside's Dart Team and the Women in Business Club. It was cancelled due to the Kenosha County district attorney office's interpretation of Wisconsin's gambling laws and that the Poker Tournament did not meet the legal requirements. Nick Thome, President of the Dart Team said, "One of the reasons we feel that the tour­nament was not a true gambling situation is because we were not Discussion proves informative by Pat Hensiak Editor Wednesday, November io marked the first Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. The event was sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee, and featured three speakers, each offering different insight into sexual harassment. All of the speakers were glad to address this issue, but all agreed that the subject of sexual harassment was not an easy one to talk about. Joanne Zywicki, a Parkside alumna spoke on the "what, who, where, when and why" of sexual harassment. She pointed out that sexual harassment is a basic problem women deal with, and that it really is an issue of power. There are four basic kinds of power: manipulative power, a power over; competitive power, a power against; and integrative and neutrative power, that is not directly involved with sexual harassment. Zywicki described sexual harassment as any unwelcome advance toward another person. The advance can be subtle, or they can be very direct. The advances can affect anything, from paychecks to recommendations, from grades to performance. Women often become preoc-woman does and it soon becomes very intimidating, very hostile and very demeaning. The victim often feels guilty. WAYNE JOHNSON AND DENNIS LAKER pay close attention as Joanne Zywicki gives presentation at the Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. cupied, wondering if the advances they receive are their own fault. The game that sexual harassment turns into affects everything the Advising dates set Peer Support, in conjunction with the Business Clubs, in­cluding PSE, Women in Business, and Accounting Club will again sponsor Student to Student Advising during the regular advising period. This is the third year that this type of advising is being offered. Close to 1000 stu dents have declared Business as their area of interest. Ilene Levin is the Coordinator of Business and Administrative Science here at Parkside and she advises all the Business Area of Interest Students. In the time set aside before registration, it is an extensive task to give all of those students the time they may require for advising about their schedule. For that reason, student to student advising has been made available for the Business students. Advising will be offered on the concourse from 11-1 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 18 and from 10 a.m. to noon on M onday, Nov. 22. Zywicki said that there are ways to recognize sexual harassment, and a great number of people don't know how. There are three means of harassment — verbal, non - verbal and physical. The verbal includes suggestive comments, sexual innuendos, insults, humor and jokes, sexual propositions, and threats. The non - v erbal includes insulting sounds (perhaps a telephone call), leering, staring, whistling and obscene gestures. Physical harassment includes touching, pinching, brushing against, sexual assault and rape. ihere are a number of myths that Zywicki pointed out in her presentation. Firstly, people don't believe sexual harassment is a serious problem, and that if women don't speak up it's not happening. Other myths included: women invite harassment, women holding it to raise money for ourselves. All profits were going to a family that lost their home in a fire." Thome first contacted the Wisconsin Department of Regulation and Licensing to receive a license for the Poker tournament. Kathy Collard, ad­ministrative assistant of the Bingo Control Board which is part of the department, replied that Thome needed to contact the Kenosha County district attorney. Richard Armstrong from Kenosha was contacted in letter form by Thome. Armstrong's reply was that the D. A.'s office "does not approve of, nor does it grant permission for the poker tournament" in the form that it was submitted by Thome. Also "participants of such an event would be subject to criminal prosecution." Armstrong suggested that the organizations could hold a raffle instead. "We felt that changing the format from a tournament of skill to a raffle would be totally unacceptable because skillful play would be substituted for blind luck. We are considering holding a raffle shortly before Christmas to raise money and defray the losses incurred by the cancellation," concluded Thome. have no sense of humor, that a firm "NO" to the advances is enough, women really enjoy it, that bosses are the only people who do it, that women overreact, that only a certain kind of man harasses, and that there are adequate procedures to take care of the problem. Zywicki ended by offering three procedures that are available if someone feels they are being harassed. The first method is one -on - one, or explaining to the person privately that you do not like or want their advances. An informal manner, would be a method in which the victim goes to a committee like the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee to have someone informally in­tervene with the victim. The last method is a formal complaint. The second speaker was Dr. Wayne Johnson, who spoke on the socialization of men. Johnson explained that part of the problem in our society is the traditional male role and its effect on the relationships between men and women. He compared the relationships between men and women, to the many different levels available on a spectrum. That is, he laid the spectrum out in the form of two extremes; one being that of a lover, and the other being that of a rapist. A lover, offers a total relationship between two people who have an agreement within their relationship. A rapist brings to mind a very complex issue, because rape is not a crime of passion, it is a c rime of violence, prompted by domination. Within Continued On Page Three 4' University of Wisconsin -Parkside Checks on freeze er by Bob Kiesling News Editor A letter sent to controllers on all UW • System campuses by System controller Raymond Mamocha said that the UW • System Is facing a severe cash flow problem for the week of Nov. 15 to Nov. 23, and declared a freeze oo all non • essential spending during that period. principal and interest on state bonds, state employee payroll and benefits, aids to individuals !in• cluding finaixial aid to students>, and other payments required to be paid by a state statute during the period in question. Thursday, November 18, 1982 Vol. II -No. 11 Seybold denied renewal Marnocha said the state is in-voking statute 16.53(10) to authorize the freeze. The statute empowers the secretary of state to set budget priorities in a fiscal emergency. The priorities set by Secretary Vel Phillips, in accordance with the statute, list three categories of essential expenditures, which will not be froien, and a fourth category. It is this category that will be frozen. So far, the freeze on nonessential items has resulted in delayed payment or travel claims, medical aids, educational aids and, at Parkside, a freeze on checks issued to student organizations. Ma mocha does not, however, foresee the shortfall erxiing by Nov. 23. In the letter, he said, "While <the statute) is being in-voked for the Nov. 15 • 23 period, it is not expected that the state's cash flow problems will be overcome before mid • January." by Bob Kiesling News Editor About 80 people attended a contract renewal hearing for Professor Peter Seybold last Saturday. The Behavioral Science Division executive committee reviewed hl.5 case and cited Seybold for his generally ex-cellent teaching and service to the community. Ultimately, though, the board did not recommend renewal or Seybold's contract, listing the lack of creative activity as the cause. Seybold, an Associate Professor of Sociology, said that he had requested an open hearing for several rea:;ons. He said that he had always been open with his students and felt that the faculty selection process should be open as well. He ah;o wanted to learn ci the committee's findings. Seybold said that professor James Bearden, in being denied renewal of his contract, never learned of the charges against h.im, because the committee had met in a closed session He added that the sociology department had a long history of not granting tenure to junior faculty members, listing tacit of research activity as the cause. magazines, arxi an interview with journalist Anne Nelson, who visited Parkside last spring. It was al.5o felt that other ac-tivity he had done while at Parkside was based too closely on research he had done for his doctoral dissertation. The com-mittee noted that Seybold had failed to use material other than the Ford Foundation archives, which was the basis for his dissertation on the theory of social hegemony. Much of his work at Parkside has also been in that PETER SEYBOLD area. The executive committee judged that Seybold's submission to scholarly journals was inadequate, not in quantity but in quality. The published work he listed was not considered to be subject to careful scrutiny by his academic peers. Professor Maldonado, in casting his vote against Seybold's con-tract renewal, said, "I'm looking for three years of sustained scholarly activity. After three years of prodding, I don't see it." The executive committee voted five to two against the contract renewal, with one abstention. Psychology professor William Morrow. who voted in favor of the renewal, said, "I think we would be remiss in not recommending Pete for another year." Morrow said he consirlered Seybold's record "pretty substantial." Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner has the final decision in Seybold's contract renewal. Although the committee's decision is not bin-ding, Seybold expects Ratner to agree with them. U that is the case, Seybold said, he will appeal the decision. Seybold said that he was suspicious of the ruling because he Continued On Page Fh·e Essential payments include: He anticipates that the statute will be invoked again before that time. Poker tournament cancelled by Jennie Tunklelcz Making a bet is a misdemeanor, according to Wisconsin State Statute 945. The statutes' definition of a bet is that a bet is a bargain in which the parties agree that dependent on chance even though accompanied by some skill, one stands lo win or lose something of value specified by the agreement. The poker tournament was sponsored by Parkside's Dart Team and the Women in Business Club. It was cancelled due to the Kenosha County district attorney office's interpretation of Wisconsin's gambling laws and that the Poker Tournament did not meet the legal requirements. Nick Thome, President of the Dart Team said, "One of the reasons we feel that the tour-nament was not a true gambling situation is because we were not holding it to raise money for ourselves. All profits were going to a family that lost their home in a fire." Thome first contacted the Wisconsin Department of Regulation and Licensing to receive a license for the Poker tournament. Kathy Collard, ad-ministrative assistant of the Bingo Control Board which is part of the department. replied that Thome needed to contact the Kenosha County district attorney. Richard Armstrong from Kenosha was contacted in letter form by Thome. Armstrong's reply was that the D. A.'s office "does not approve of, nor does it grant permission for the poker tournament" in the form that it was submitted by Thome. Also "participants or such an event would be subject to criminal prosecution." The committee characteri7ed Seybold's service and teaehmg as I excellent, but expres.5ed some concern about the political nature \)f his classes. "There are too many student comments that Discussion proves informative Armstrong suggested that the organizations could hold a rarne instead. "We felt that changing the format from a tournament or skill to a raffle would be totally unacceptable because skillful play would be substituted for blind luck. We are considering holding a raffle shortly before Christmas to raise money arxi defray the losses incurred by the cancellation," concluded Thome. suggest politicizing," said sociology professor Lionel Maldonado. Earlier another member of the committee stated that "Peter is a Marxist sociologist. He was hired as a Marxist sociologist." It was in the area ci sustained creative activity that Seybold's record fell short. One of his ac-tivities in the last year, a study of the influence of the American Media in El Salvador, was criticized because the level of research was not considered sufficient for a scholarly paper. Seybold had summarized his research as being an extensive survey of primary news sources, including newspapers and Vending thief caught by Bob Kiesling New Editor A man dressed in clothing "similar" to those worn by ven-ding machine servicemen systematically emptied the machines around school ahead of the real servicemen, getting about Sll40 in the process. Head of Campus Security Ron Brinkman said he apprehended Allen K. Yuetmayer when he was apparently at the end o! his run, in Tallent Hall. Yuetmayer is not a student at Parkside. Brinkman said security had been warned to watch for the thief. "Canteen had alerted us to the fact that $0meone had emptied out the machines before them," he said in an interview Monday. Brinkman added that this was one of a number of vending machine thefts being reported in the area. He said that the stolen money had been recovered, arxi the Yuetmayer trial was scheduled for that day. by Pat Henslak Editor Wednesday, November 10 marked the first Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. 'The event was sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee. arxi featured three speakers, each cifering different insight into sexual harassment. All of the speakers were glad to address this issue, but all agreed that the subject of sexual harassment was not an easy one to talk about. Joanne Zywicki, a Parkside alumna spoke on the "what, who, where, when and why" of sexual harassment. She pointed out that sexual harassment is a basic problem women deal with, and that it really is an issue of power. There are four basic kinds of power: manipulative power, a power over; competitive power, a power against; and integrative and neutrative power, that is not directly involved with sexual harassment. Zywicki described sexual harassment as any unwelcome advance toward another person. The advance can be subtle, or they can be very direct. The advances can affect anything, from paychecks to recommendations, from grades lo performance. Women often become preoc-woman does and it soon becomes very intimidating, very hostile and very demeaning. The victim often feels guilty. WAYNE JOHNSON AND DENNIS LAKER pay close attention as Joanne Zywlckl gives presentation at the Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. cupled, wondering if the advances they receive are their own fault. The game that sexual harassment turns into affects everything the Advising dates set Zywicki said that there are ways to recognize sexual harassment, arxi a great number of people doo 't know how. There are three means of harassment -verbal, non • verbal arxi physical. The verbal includes suggestive comments, sexual innuendos. insulLc;, humor and jokes, sexual propositions, and threats. The non -verbal includes insulting sounds (perhaps a telephone call>. leering, -.taring, whistling and Peer Support, in conjunction with the Business Clubs, in• eluding PSE, Women in Business, am Accounting Club will again sponsor Student to Student Advising during the regular advising period. This is the third year that this type of advising is being cifered. Close to 1000 students have declared Business as their area of interest. Ilene Levin is the Coordinator of Business arxi Administrative Science here at Parkside and she advises all the Business Area of Interest Students. In the time set aside before registration, it is an extensive ta..<1k to give all of those students the time they may require for advising about their schedule. For that reason, student to student advising has been made available for the Business students. Advising will be offered on the concourse from 11-1 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 18 and from 10 a.m. to noon on Monday, Nov. 22. • obscen<> gestures. Physical harassment includes touching, pinching, brushing against, sexual assault and rape. 1 here are a number of myths that Zywicki pointed out in her presentation. Firstly, people don't believe sexual harassment is a serious problem, arxi that if women don't speak up it's not happening. Other myths included; women invite harassment, women have no sense of oomor, that a firm "NO" to the advances is enough, women really enjoy it, that bosses are the only people who do it, that women overreact. that only a certain kind of man harasses. arxi that there are adequate procedures to take care of the problem. Zywicki ended by offering three procedures that are available if someone feels they are being harassed. The first method is one· on . one, or explaining to the person privately that you do not like or want their advances. An informal manner, would be a method in which the victim goes to a committee like the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee to have someone informally in-tervene with the victim. The last method is a formal complaint. The second speaker was Dr. Wayne Johmon, who spoke on the socialization of men. Johmon explained that part or the problem in our society is the traditional male role arxi its effect on the relationships between men and women. He compared the relationships between men and women, to the many different levels available on a spectrum. That is, he laid the spectrum out in the form of two extremes: one being that of a lover, arxi the other being that of a rapist. A lover. offers a total relationship between two people who have an agreement within their relationship. A rapist brings to mind a Vf!!rY complex issue, because rape is not a crime of passion, it is a crime of violence, prompted by domination. Within Continued On Page Three Thursday, November 18,1982 Editorial National insecurity There is a catch, according to Angel Rama, a Catch-28. Rama, a tenured professor of Spanish literature at the University of Maryland, is fighting a losing battle against deportation. The Department of Immigration and Naturalization is basing their case on a clause in the 1952 M cCarran - W alker Act on Immigration, Subsection 28. This subsection allows the government to deny per­manent residence here to anyone being a member or having ties with the Communist Party. Rama believes the problem stems from the time he applied for a U.S. visa, in 1969. The Montevideo branch of the immigration service asked him several questions concerning a trip to China in 1962, several trips to Cuba, and his work with Semenario Marcha, a Uruguayan magazine he likened to America's left - wing journal The Nation. The articles he believes are in question concern the CIA's in­volvement in Latin America. He isn't sure about that, though, because at a hearing last Friday at the immigration service's office in Baltimore he was denied access to the information against him. The government considers the information vital to defense interests and will not make it public. "I call it my Catch-28," he said. "It's absurd. It's impossible to go move on this case." The outcome of the hearing did nothing to change the government's position. Rama is scheduled to travel to Spain in January on a Guggenheim Fellowship, and immigration officials in­formed him that he would have difficulty re - entering the country. A government attorney said, "There is no way to make the evidence available to him. The burden of proof is entirely upon the individual seeking to establish his residency." Rama contends that he has done nothing wrong. He said the articles written for the Uruguayan magazine were researched using in­formation gleaned from stories in the New York Times. "I was never a Communist," he said. "I am a Socialist who writes about Socialist beliefs." Michael Maggio, Rama's attorney, believes the case is unusual because Rama denies having any communist ties. It is unusual, if on ly for the fact that his scholarship was recognized by his colleagues when he was granted tenure last year. A professor in Rama's department said his departure "would be a crushing blow to the university, the depart­ment and the students." So, in effect, Rama is being presumed guilty until he proves himself innocent. He is being asked, in addition, to defend himself against charges he can't face, in the name of national security. Letters to the Editor Who was that man? Dear Editor: The man they call Vuke. Others might say it's Matt Houston with a sportscoat and a nice pair of boots. When you see him walk into your class on the first day, you best drop — for the man that they call curvebreaker has arrived. Don't be too scared about him being in your class for you may be in the 1/3 of classes hie drops. He shows up daily to school dressed very spry in his sleek, sporty, blue 1972 AMC Gremlin. Girls leave your mirrors in your purses! That is unless you want someone looking over your shoulder, smelling like the weightroom, to look at himself. And girls, if you see this man around campus just bow — d on't expect a hello for he'll only see you if you are a 10 or above. If you think this is all B.S., you are right. Name withheld Thoughts HERE ARE SOME MORE INTELLIGENCE PHOTOGRAPHS O F FORE/GNAG£NTS AT A N UCLEAR FREEZE R ALLY IN NEW YORK, MR. PRESIDENT. STiTBILL, THESE JAPANIse PEOPLE SHOW UP AT EVERYONE OF THOSE THINGS WHO THE HECK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?. Editor's Notes Bad habits are the best to break by Pat Hensiak Editor Have you ever noticed the ratio of smokers to non - smokers? Doesn't it seem like if you're a smoker, there are six people around you all the time telling you to stop that disgustin' habit? If you're a non - s moker, there are always six people around you blowing smoke rings in your race. To some it's a drag. To some it stinks. Enough bad jokes. (See what college does to you??) Today marks the 6th Annual Great American Smokeout. The event focuses its attention on smokers from coast to coast. It's a day set aside giving people who smoke the opportunity to stop smoking with the rest of the country. Maybe if they quit in a large number, less will feel like they're all alone on the kick to kick the habit. Even J.R. EWING is going to kick the habit with his SNAP rubberbands. Just put it on your wrist, and when you feel like having a cigarette, just snap it. You may have a sore wrist, but it's better than black lungs. On campus, information and pledge cards will be available for pickup in Main Place and Union. Don't miss the opportunity to give up a bad habit. It may be your last chance. In other areas on campus, all for the past few days, Parkside has experienced the intriguing company of the visiting distinguished scholar, Douglas Hofstader. He wrote the Pulitzer prize - winning book "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid." He has been featured in various settings on campus all week, and has been enjoyed by many. Next week the Ranger will feature a story on the events he took part in, and on Hofstader himself. Student to Student advising is being made available for those who are Business majors. Don't miss the opportunity to talk to students about the experiences they've had in recent classes. If you're a Business major, the advising is made available for your benefit. Use it while it's still available. We even had an arrest last week on campus. Some guy dressing up as a vending machine operator got caught. Of all the insane things. Who knows what will be next; probably some lunatic trying to hold up the coffee shop. Beware, and stop that smoking!!! Parkside to lose Seybold by Mark Tobias Author's note: This continuing series of poems was written in 1972, while the author was participating in the Vietnam War. It seems that, in light of the current world situation and the contemplations of ou r leader in power, that a history reminder is in order. What is the axiom, something like "History forgotten is repeated"? Today I mused on history and thought of ways that man may be. Because of greed, his wars won't cease -He's never lived for long at peace. I know that war can seem so nice To support our nation it can suffice But if you were to get your druthers would'nt you rather live as brothers? There must be ways to use our money no need for war - based false economy. Why not give it to some nation plagued by overpopulation? Or send a rocket up to Mars maybe up there in the stars the money won't be used in haste to lay some countryside to waste. You say "Who're you trying to outwit? "You're nothing but a hypocrite. "You say we should'nt fight these wars but you condone, you're in the force." I say to you, alas how true. To do again would never do. I think we all don't realize until we've seen it with our eyes. How can we claim that we're devout and put our churches all about when the Bible says we mus'nt kill and we can't seem to get our fill? These thoughts of what man has become hurts me - I can't overcome. I'll close this letter with a thought Live with yourself - and don't get caught. To the Students of Parkside: Saturday, Nov. 13th, an open hearing was held for the renewal of P rofessor Peter Seybold. There were about 80 people in at­tendance, both from Parkside and the community. Person after person got up to testify for Peter about the quality of his teaching and his community service. As one professor on the panel noted, Peter's teaching evaluations were not only outstanding, they were enviable. Did this make a dif­ference when it came to his renewal? No, indeed it did not! Peter Seybold was denied renewal on the grounds of research and publishing. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE! We are told that special consideration is given to teaching. Saturday we became aware of the fact that this is out and out baloney. Only two professors gave consideration to Peter's teaching evaluations and community service and these two professors, I might add, were outside the Sociology discipline. What does this tell us as students? It tells us that the Behavioral Science Division is not interested in teaching ability, only research and publishing. Students are not important, nor are their views considered, the only thing that matters is if a professor is published or not. What good is research if a professor hasn't the ability to reach the students? Research and publishing do not make a professor an instructor. What good are these two areas if the professor hasn't the ability to reach the students? It is no guarantee that the professor can transfer the material in such a way that students can relate to it or understand it. That is not to say that Prof. Seybold has not been doing research, nor that he has not published. He has to his credit seven book reviews, three book chapters, one article, one book manuscript under consideration and two commentaries in the Racine Labor Paper. One professor commented at the hearing about the fact that outside reviewers of the book manuscript have indicated that the book will be published and will make Prof. Seybold's name known in the field. We agree that professors should do research but is this an in­stitution of learning or is it a place for professors to spend their time while they do their research? It is astonishing, is it not, that no Junior member of the Sociology Division has ever been tenured! I have difficulty believing that there have been no Junior faculty members at Parkside who qualify for tenure in this discipline. The fact that people from other universities are brought to Parkside with tenure, is questionable to say the least. Junior people are brought here and put on probation, they must justify themselves for tenure. Tenured people who are hired are placed above these same professors and we are forced to accept them no matter how inadequate their teaching abilities Continued On Page Five Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Edit News Edit Feature Edit Sports Edit Photo Edit Copy Edit Business Manag Ad Manag Distribution Mana< Assistant Business Mana cw .. STAFF Patricia CnmhJ^""! B,u*nker " Phillips, Carol Bur Kovahr PirT . ^'Ciael Kai,as' Caro1 Kortendick, J< Tunkiekz Luehr, Laura Petersen, Jen Parkside and they are •NGhEeRd rexcept during breaks and bo.i •""on permission is required^or r^DiMntnf'a Pub,isbin9 c°< Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence shoul^be add^S tn P^^rH0no0, RANGER-Letters'to m e* Ed°, Ks,n ff Ra"9er' UniVCrSitV °f WiSC paper wi th o ne inch m argins^An^mel-'sf vp*J?Tl,ten' doublespaced on sta ndarc eluded fo r ver ification etters must be signed an d a tele phone nu mbi Dead<MnpVfn f "i,hheld f°r valid re asons. reserves aU editorial *i^teges^in reT,,*!™ "?ublica,ion °n Thursday. The R AN defamatory content PriVMe°es in refus'"9 to p rint let ters w hich c ontain tats 2 Thursday, November 18, 1982 RANGER Editorial National insecurity There a catch, according to Angel Rama, a Catch-28. Rama, a tenured prof r of panish literature at the University or faryland, is fighting a losing battle gainst d portation. The Oepartm nt of Immigration and aturalization is ba ing their ca on a clau in the 1952 1cCarran -Walk ct on Immigration, ubsection 28. Thi ub. lion allov. the go ernment to den_ p r-manent r id nee h r lo anyone being a memb or having ti · with the Communi t Party. Rama b li · the problem t m from th time he applied for a . . v1 a, in 1969. Th lontevideo branch of the immigration rvice a ked him v ral questions cone rning a trip to hina in 1962, veral trip to Cuba, and hi work ith menario larcha, a ruguayan magazin h likenedtoAm rica' l t-,nngjournalTh .·au n. The articl h believ ar, in qu ton concern the CIA'. in-volv ment in Latin meri . H i n't ur ab ut that, though, becau ata heanng last Friday at th immigration ervic ' office in Baltimo he a. d nied cc to th inform lion again t him. Th governm nt consid the information vital to d fense inter ts and ill not make it public. "I II it my tch-28," he aid. "It a urd. It' impos ible to go mo· on thi ca ." The outcome or th h aring did nothing to chang the overnm nt' po1,ition. Rama i ch du1ed to travel to Spain in January on a Gugg nh im F llow hip, and immigration c(hcia in-formed him that h would have difficulty re -ent ring the country. A go rnm nt attorney id, "Ther i · no way to make the evidence av ilablc to him. Th burd n of proof i ntirely upon the individual king to tablish his r id ncy." Rama ontend · that he has done nothing wrong. He id th articl written for th ruguayan magazine were researched using in-formation gleaned from tori in the. v. Yor Tim . "I was never a Communi t," he id. "I am a Soci list who writ about Soci li t beli r . " Ucha I faggio, Rama' attorn y, believ the ca is un ual because Rama deni · having any communi t ti . It is unu ual, if only for the fact that hi holar hip wa recognized by hi colleagues wh n he was granted tenure last year. A prof or in Rama' department aid hi departure "would a crushing blow to the univer ity, the depart-ment and th luc! nt ." o, in eff ct, Rama is being p urned guilty until he prov himself innoc nt. H is being ked, in addition, to defend himself against charg h can'lface, in the nam of national· curity. letters to the Editor Who was that man? Dear Editor: porty, blue 1972 AMC Gremlin. The man they call Vuke. Others might say it' Matt Houston with a sportscoat and a nice pair of boots. When you ee him walk into your cla oo the fi t day, you be t drop-for the man that they call curvebreaker ha arrived. Don't be too scared about him being in your cla for you may be Girls leave your mirrors in your pu ! That is unles yoo want omeone looking over your houlder, smelling Ii e the weightroom, to look at himself. And girls, if you see lhi man around campus just bow -don't expect a hello for he'll only see you i! you are a 10 or above. in the 1/3 of cla he drop . He shows up daily to school U you think th" i all B.S., you are right. dr very pry in his ·lee , Thoughts uthor' n le: Thi Today I mu d on history and thought of way that man may be. Becau of gr d, hi war won't cea He' never lived for long at peace. I know that war can m so nic To upport our nation it can suffice But if you were to g t your druth rs would'nt you rath r live a brothers? Ther must be way to u rur money no need for war -ba d raise economy. Why not give it to some nation plagued by overpopulation? Or nd a rocket up to iar maybe up there in th tars the money won't be u d in haste to lay om country id to wa le. You y "Who'r you trying to outwit? "You'r nothine but a hypocrite. "You say we hould'nt fight th e wars but you condone, you'r in the rorc ." I say to you, ala how true. To do again would never do. I think we au doo'l realize until we've n it with our ey . How can w claim that we're d vout and p.it our churches all about when the Bibi says we mu 'nl kill and w can't eem to get our fill? These thoughts of what man has become rurts me • I can't overcome. I'll cl thi letter with a thought ame withheld lom, Liv with you If • and don't get caught. -HERE ARE SOME MORE IN1ELLIGENCE PH010GAAPH5 OF FCY?.EIGH AO&VTS A.T A NUCLEAR FREEZE RALLY IN NEW YORK, MR. PRESIDENT. Editor's Notes Bad habits are the best to break b P t H n. lak Editor Have you ever noticed the ratio or mok to non • smok rs? Doe n't it em like if you'r a mok r, there a six pl around you all the time telling you to top that disgu tin' habit? If you're a non • mok r, there are alway ·x peopl around you blowing m(jce rings in your race. To om it' a drag. To some it stink . Enrugh bad jo . < ee what colleg d to ou?? l Today mark the 6th Annual Great mexican mok ut. The ev nt focu s i attention on smokers from coa to oast. It' a day t aside giving p pie who moke the opportunity to to sm ing with the rest ct the country. taybe if they quit in a large number, l will re 1 like they're alJ alone c:n the kick to kick the habit. Even J .R. EWING is going to kick the habit with his S AP rubbcrbands. Just put it on your \\Tl t, and when you feel like having a cigarette, ju snap it. \'ou may have a re wrist, but it' better than black lung.s. On campu , information and pledge cards will be available for pickup in Main Place and Union. Don't mi. · th opportunity to give up a bad habit. It may be your last hance. In other areas on campus, all for the pa t few days, Parkside has experienced the intriguing company of the visiting distingui hed scholar, Douglas Hof tad r. He wrote the Pulitzer prize • winning book ''Godel, Escher, Bach· An Eternal Golden Braid." He has been featured in various settings on campus all week, and has been enjoyed by many. Next week the Ra~er will feature a story on the events he took part in, and on Hofstader himself. tudent to Student advising is being made available for thOBe who are Busines majors. Don't mi the opportunity to talk to students about the xperien they've had in recent classes. U you're a Busin major, the advising is mad available for your benefit. U e it while it' still availabl . We even had an arrest last week on campus. Some guy cir ing up as a vending machine operat<r got caught. or all the insane thing . Who knows what will be next; probably some lunatic trying to hold up the coffee hop. Beware, and stop that smoking!!! Parkside to lose Seybold To the Students of Parkside: Saturday, ov. 13th, an open hearing was held for the renewal ol Prof or Peter Seybold. There were about 80 people in at-tendance, both from Parkside and th community. Per on after person got up to testify for Peter about the quality or his teaching and hi community rvice. As one professOI' on the panel noted, P t r' teaching evaluations were not only outstanding, they were enviable. Did this make a dif-ference when it cam to his renewal? o, indeed it did not! eter Seybold was denied renewal on th grounds of earch and publishing. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE! Wear told that peci 1 consideration is given to teaching. aturday we became awar of the fact that th' i out and out baloney. Only two professor gave consid ration to Peter's teaching evaluations and community ervice and th two profes ors, I might add, were ootside the Sociology discipline. What d thi tell us a tuden ? It tell u that the Behavioral ience Division i not inter sled in teaching ability, only rch and p.iblishing. Student re not important, nor re their views considered, the only thing that matters i if a prof r is published or not. What good is research if a professor hasn't the ability to reach the tudents? Research and publishing do not make a professor an instructor. What good are these two area if the professoc hasn't the ability to reach the tudents? It i no guarant e that th prof or can transfer the material in such a way that students can relate to it er understand it. That is not to say that Prof. Seybold has not been doing research, nor that he has not published. He has to his credit seven book reviews, three book chapters, one article, one book manuscript under consideration and two commentaries in the Racine Labor Paper. One profe or commented at the hearing about the fact that outside revi wers of the book manuscript have indicated that the book will be published and will make Prof. ybold's name known in the field. We agree that professors should do researeh but is this an in-• titulion of learning or is it a place for professors to spend their time whil th y do th ir r earch? Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen It is a tonishing, is it not, that no Junior member of the Sociology Division has ever been tenured! I have difficulty believing that there have been no Junior faculty members at Parkside who qualify for tenure in this discipline. The fact that people from other universities are brought to Parkside with tenure, is questionable to say the least. Junior people are brought here and put on probation, they must justify themselves for tenure. Tenured people who are hired are placed above these same professors and we are forced to accept them no matter how inadequate their teaching abilities ontlnued On P ge Fh·e Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Shar~on Aken,_ Jea~ne Buenker • Phillips, Carol 'eurns, Patri~•a C~mb1e, Michael Kailas, Carol Kortendick, John Kova_h~, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen, Jennie Tunk1e1cz. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Hofstadter visits - gives many views Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Have a nice Thanksgiving! — the R anger staff Kerley requests peace, not draft registration by Sharron Aken "Stop the prosecutions, it's not a crime to resist." This is a popular slogan many young men are repeating today. More than half a million men have failed to register for the Selective Service Registration process. Many people think of registration as merely filling out a harmless little card at the post office. Gillam Kerley disagrees saying, "Through registration the government is asking for a blank check for our lives stating that, yes, we'll be there when you call." Kerley is the eighth man charged with refusing to register for the draft since President Jimmy Carter resurrected the Selective Service System in 1980. He was singled out from among more than half a million other non - registrants because he has been a vocal opponent of draft registration. At his arraignment on Sept. 28, 20 days after he was indicted by a federal grand jury, Kerley entered a plea of "not guilty by reason of sanity." "For me to have silently assented to the rising tide of militarism in this country, to the preparations being made for war, possible nuclear war, would have been insane," Kerley said. Kerley is presently free on his own recognizance, and is awaiting trial. According to Kerley, the primary reason for the draft regulations is to force people into fighting a war they don't want. The decreasing number of volunteers in the Armed Services is another factor in draft regulations. "What this tells me is that the government is planning an unpopular war, a war not many Americans want to fight. They're not planning for an attack on our country, they're planning on sending troops into Central America or other Third World countries. They're planning for a rerun of the Vietnam experience," says Kerley. In addition, Kerley feels that we would be fighting a war to protect investments and profits of the American economy. Another reason for Kerley's resistance is the rising tide of militarism in our country and how it's affecting our society. This trend includes the increasing number of threats made by the U.S. against other countries, it includes the draft registration program, the nuclear arms race and the fact that the U.S. is sponsoring a tax by Honduras on Nicaragua. By sponsoring this tax, the U.S. is in a very dangerous situation for a potential to draw the U.S. into a regional conflict in Central America. He also contended that pumping millions into defense is not an effective way to help the economy. "For every million dollars goes out of the human needs budget and into the military budget, between 10 and 18 people lose their jobs," Kerley said. The courts today recognize that draft resisters are common criminals who have violated the law, Kerley said. He feels that the courts have to look beyond the fact that draft resisters failed to register, and look at deeper questions such as: Is the draft registration a just law, and if it's not, can it be wrong to resist it? Those resisters who are under or expecting indictment recently got some good news. In Los Angeles, the case against David Wait, who was indicted for failing to register for the draft, was thrown out of court. The judge made his decision based on three grounds. One of his grounds is so broad that it could invalidate the entire registration program. The first ground stated that the regulations themselves were invalid because there had been a requirement for the government to wait 30 days Campus Book Exchange begins new chapters The PSGA Senate Nov. 5 unanimously approved Karen Norwood as the new manager of the Campus Book Exchange (CBE). The year - old Exchange, located on the Level 1 WLLC Concourse, is operated by PSGA. "As the new manager," said Norwood, "I'm going to implement as many changes for the better as possible. I'm looking at increasing our advertising and doing whatever I can do to make people stop at the CBE. Once they stop at the CBE, I think they'll like what they find." The Exchange offers students the chance to sell their used books to others while make a profit. The buyer also saves money. Here's how it works: 1) A student brings a used book to the Exchange. 2) The book is put on the shelf ready for someone else to purchcisc it. 3) The Exchange sells the book for 65 percent of the original price. Even if the book was bought used, after proposing regulations for public opinion before re - publishing them and enforcing them. The Selective Service has a further requirement of a 60 day period for public comment. In 1980, when President Carter brought back draft regulations, he did not allow a sufficient period of time for public comment before the regulations went into effect. The second ground for dismissing the case was because the government has engaged in a process called selective prosecution, which means, in effect, selecting a few people out of thousands of non - registrants who were the most vocal, and who had been exercising their first amendment rights. The judge further ruled that the government had to turn over certain documents relating to the Continued On Page Three the 65 percent is figured on the first listed price. 4) The Exhange keeps 10 percent of the amount for which the book was sold for operating expenses. 5) The remaining 55 percent of the original list price is given to the person who brought the book to the Exchange. The Exchange now deals with things other than used books. Other items include paperback books, used records and crafts. "What I'd like to see is a large arts and crafts section," said Norwood. "I want to give Parkside artists a chance to market their pieces. We'll let them set their own prices and we will receive 10 percent of that for the handling and service charge." Business hours for the Exchange will vary from week to week, but the hours will be posted. "In the past we've had problems with not having regular hours," said Norwood. "I think that hurt us a lot. Now, every week we will post our hours and we will meet them." Smokeout encourages quitting by Jennie Tunkiecz Smoke.. . choke ... croak. This was one of the popular slogans for the Great American Smokeout held throughout the nation Nov. 18. This event was a national celebration set up to encourage smokers to quit for 24 h ours. The National Cancer Society projected that 18 million people would try to stop for the day and 7% of those would stop entirely. "We feel that if a person can stop for 24 ho urs they will realize that they can stop for good," said Edith Isenberg, health center coordinator at Parkside. "Parkside is a community and we wanted to reach the students in hopes that they would bring the information, home and help their families," she added. The Student Nurse's Organization and the Pre - Med Club operated information desks where students could sign pledge cards, get "survival kits", and information about smoking. There was also a "count the cigarette butt contest" which involved guessing the number of cigarette butts in a large pickle jar. The butts were gathered for two days from the cafeteria ash trays. Jim Fox and Sue Mulligan, contest winners made the correct guess of 685 b utts. The winners will each receive a turkey provided by the Union. "People thought the jar was gross, but not gross enough to get Continued On Page Three Hofstadter visits; gives many views by Pat Hensiak Editor Douglas Hofstadter, whose book "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" won a Pulitzer Prize in 1980, was featured as the first Honors Program Distinguished Visiting Scholar. Hofstadter, 37, an Associate Professor of computer science at Indiana University - Bloomington, was on campus from Nov. 15-17 for a series of programs for both students and the general public. Hofstadter's formal fields are mathematics, physics, and DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER computer science (artificial intelligence in particular). His interests cover a much larger scope, including linguistics, psychology, art, music, philosophy, biology, and physics. "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid", started out as a letter to a friend. It ended up 777 pages long, and Hofstadter typeset it all himself. The germ of the books was in his head at a young age, 20, more or less. Hofstadter has included many subjects and theories, including an index listing which says "kitchen sink, the 315." Page 315 of the book does indeed include mention of the kitchen sink. "Most of my ideas started to link up with each other when I was doing my undergraduate work," explained Hofstadter . "There were always little germs there, developing since a young age, but when I was doing my undergraduate work, all of the ideas really began to link up. I also really became fascinated by the questions of mind and brain. Then, for a while, I happened to drop a lot of my ideas, or perhaps they just fell dormant for a period. It was about seven years, I came back to them as a graduate student." Winning the Pulitzer was not the most exciting thing that ever happened to Hofstadter. "There was a little party for me in the computer science division, and I had to give a short speech. Maybe what I really wanted to do was just ride my bike, or have a pizza with some friends." There really isn't an Eternal Golden Braid inside the book. "I was only trying to say that I had taken three things and braided them together in a metaphoric way," said Hofstadter. "I had taken separate strands and made a stronger unity with them, by twisting them together." He also explained that the two phrases in the title of the book: "Godel, Escher, Bach," and "Eternal Golden Braid" are the start of a braid. "When you make a braid, you take the left two stands and cross them. The the right two, then the left two, and so on. In Godel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid, the first letters of the first words are crossed, representing the beginning of a braid." Hofstadter taught Physics in Germany (in German) for six months. He explained that this was a challenge for him, because with the language differences fell certain barriers. "I saw it as a challenge. Kind of l ike crossing a stream, and there are only a few stepping stones for you to step on when you cross. When you know the language well, there are a lot of stones you can step on. It's almost as if it were cemented over. But, when you are living in a different language, there are more restrictions and at times you have to turn back and do some re - stepping. There were times when I had to do some re - stepping. That really is the challenge you take when you choose to cross a stream you aren't familiar with, but do wish to be familiar with. You learn to re - step, and move on." Inside . . . • Peer Support • YMCA • Winter Driving • New Music • Manager's Dinner • Second City 2 Wednesday, November 24, 1982 RANGER Editorial Let's clarify it In the past few weeks, there have been many informal questions of policy used by Ranger in making editorial and opinion decisions. The editorials of this newspaper are written by a staff member, and the positions taken are approved by an editorial board. Articles of opinio n, including letters to the editor, whether they be political, religious or unclassified in nature, are welcomed by the Ranger. However, they must be typewritten, doubled spaced, and accompanied by the author's by-line to be considered for print. The Ranger reserves the right to hold or refuse articles as space requires. Articles of possible defamatory nature will be reviewed by the Editor. No articles will be censored by any members of the Ranger staff (or anyone else for that matter), because they disagree in content with opinions held by the staff, or other individuals or organizations either on or off this campus. Pride In My Work by Mark Tobias Author's note: This continuing series of poems was written in 1972, while the author was participating in the Vietnam War. It seems that, in light of the current world situation and the contemplations of our leader in power, that a history reminder is in order. What is the axiom, something like "History forgotten is repeated"? Efficiency is my game. Loading bombs my claim to fame. I fix weapons - I work quite fast I work to make a bigger blast. I'll make them burst, right away or set them so they'll wait a day 'till all around think it's a dud. then BOOM my weapons splash their blood. My weapons work, I'll have you know Not one yet has failed to blow. But if one does, my job I'll give 'cause we can't afford to let them live. Maybe today, I'll load napalm which bombers drop without a qualm and kill by fire - then all will see My bombs have great efficiency. My vulcan cannon - gun supreme machine gun is a killers' dream. A se conds' burst will expurgate a hundred - twenty souls from hate. Many more if they're en masse this death machine is unsurpassed. My robot missies should impress - adept and shrewd they're the best. Just set for heat and light a match a commie stove may be its' catch. Flechettes are great on personnel Deadly darts with silence kill There's no escape - through roofs they pass at night, asleep they breath their last. Yes, my friends, I've cause for pride so on my bombs, right on the side, we mark cute words: "HELLO - GOODBYE" "TICKET TO HELL" and "IN YOUR EYE". But though my work, of pride consists, in my mind one thought persists: With all these bombs explosives filled how many children have I killed? SUCK TO ABORTION ISSUES, PADRE! NUCLEAR WAR > c Editor's notes Thoughts on Thanksgiving by Pat Hensiak Editor Thanksgiving approaches!! Thank God. Thank anyone you like, but it's a good thing it's finally here. I'm sure many of u s can use the days off. Most of us feel pretty in need of a rest of some sort or another. For some, if the rest didn't come soon, they'd be scheduled for attendance at Sunnyside Recovery Home. I'm probably one of those people. Thanksgiving is an interesting holiday. The only thing you really do on the actual day is sit around, watch parades, watch football, and eat turkey. Of course, this year Mary Poppins is on in the evening. Sure to be a treat. I know we'll be watching with the whole family. Mom has been getting ready for this day for weeks. Cleaning, scrubbing, picking up after my brother, bathing the cat, picking up after my brother, finishing her new dress, picking up after my brother, and on the wicked cycle goes. It's always fun to watch my brother around the holidays, he seems a little more on edge than at other times throughout the year. I think his constant fear is that my mother will go into his room with a large bulldozer and clean everything out. The last time anyone entered the room was shortly after we moved into the house. Actually, some have entered, but we've not seen them since. My father has again resorted to putting up hazard signs. He doesn't know what else he can do. We thought of condemning the place, but we didn't know where to put my brother. Realistically though, there are a lot of things to be thankful for around this time of the year. After all, the preparation itself, although often seen as a burden, really is a blessing. At least you have something to prepare for. At least you have plans for the day. I'm sure there are lots of folks out there who have no plans, and would be happy at the chance to plan a big Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps that's the ironic thing about holidays. If you have nothing, and then receive some stretch erf kindness, you feel a reason to be thankful. If you always have the opportunity to have a fine day, and spend the holiday with good friends and good food, it doesn't quite seem like enough to be thankful for. Maybe being a bit more appreciative of all the things we have is too much trouble. By all means, have a Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much, and do your best to tolerate your family and friends. It's probably just once a year that most of us see these people. Letter to the editor Reply to BambPs "burned up" friend I am writing to append a few paragraphs of fa ct to Carol Burns article Who Needs Bambi Anyway in the November 18, 1982 Ranger. The ensuing information is meant to cool the emotionalism and quiet the sarcasm in the reckless anti - deer hunting article. It is possible to love animals, hunt deer and be human. In Wisconsin, as in other states, there is a rationale for deer hunting besides its sporting challenge. I speak of the law - abiding hunter who might annually prepare for the rifle hunting season. I will assume Ms. Burns was referring to rifle hunting season rather than bow hunting, or any combination. According to the DNR, Wisconsin is divided into eight areas and each has its own hunting season ranging in length from four to nine days in November. The Racine Journal Times had the number of deer tagged in Wisconsin 1981 rifl e season to be just over 151,000. Madison's licensing office gave me figures on the total number of resident and non - resident rifle licenses issued in 1981 to be 629,034. Usin g these figures it would indicate approximately one deer is killed for every four hunters. This ratio should reveal skill is significant, as is true in any sport. One of t he DNR staff was totally against hunting, but admitted that it had to be done to keep the herd population under control, especially in harsh winters when food is scarce for deer everywhere in the state. Special precautions, such as the hunters choice permit, keeps the breeding process under control. The permit is issued to a fixed number of hunters who apply and allows a deer of either sex to be taken. Without it only a buck can be taken. This year 126,505 hunters choice permits were issued in the state. This rifle season marks the third year the party permit mentioned in the Bambi article has not been in use. From the southeastern Wisconsin's Game Wardens office, I found the state's deer population is greater now than any other time in the state's history. With the deer population increasing, it is evident that deer hunting is not going to put deer on an endangered species list. To Continued On Page Four Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editc News Editc Feature Editc Sports Editc Photo Editc Copy Editc Business Manage Ad Manage Distribution Manac Assistant Business Manac ck . STAFF Sharron Aken, Jeanne Buenker - Phillips, Carol Bur KovaHc RkkbLe' Caro! Kortendick, Jc Tunkiekz ' Laura Petersen, Jen uw Parkside and they are RANGER rsVprmtridUbyCthe UnVon •Sp^r ""'p 6XCept durinfl breaks and h0 Written permission is reqCireJ for rTorln?^! P ublisbin9 Co., Kenosha. Wisconsin All correspondence should beaddrS'°f a£y *";,ion°f RANGER. LetrteS,d?' N0' 2000' Ken°sha, Wisconsin 53iS4?e Ranger' University of Wis eluded for verification. s be S|9°eado ua6n,de sap tsecleepdh"o nse" n"udm' w'" ** field for valid reasons Deadline for letters is AAondav at1„^ i reserves all editorial privileges in publica,i°n °n Thursday. The RA defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain fi Manager's Dinner successful RANGER Wednesday, November 24,1982 by Bob Kiesling News Editor TV fourth annual Manager's the "TT WaS held last Monday in event^a'p" P" PUr»ose °f duh k ^ t0 an club brochure, is an "o^pmpoirntutninitgy to interact with business professionals, on campus." The event is sponsored by the Ac aTp?l£1Ub'S°men^Busin^ A L Slgma EPsilon. About 120 students and 65 managers attended this year's event. A social time in the Union Bazaar began the event, followed dl,nrier *n the cafeteria, with several speakers. After the dinner was another social hour After Chancellor Alan Guskin offered a brief welcome to the managers attending, the first of two speakers, Elizabeth Janicek, of S hearson / American Express began her presentation. The f"bJect of her talk was Choices?" Janicek said there were many choices facing potential managers today, and it was important that students get a clear idea of their future goals. She said the place to begin setting goals is in school with the students professors and counselors. She said that they could give a student insight into the available choices. The next people to check with are recruiters. According to Janicek, they can give a student insight into the internal workings of a company. "You have to choose a place where you can fit in," Janicek said. She also said that connections from family and friends were a vital but underrated source of Adapt to winter f o r ' W S ° " t h * U n i ° " information. She offered advice on the advantages and disadvantages of working for various sized firms and then turned to the subject of interviewing. She said the interviewer is interested in knowing about your goals, area of interest and financial requirements. Janicek said prospective employees should read the firm's annual report. "You have to know at least a little bit about the company," she said. If, after several months you find that the job is not working out, she said, the best course of action is to leave. "You do yourself a favor, and you also do the people you're working for a favor," she said. The second speaker was Fred Kraegel, a recruiter for Peat Marwick, Mitchell & Co . Kraegel Peer Support The newest major organization spoke about the need for increased corporate identity in an era of increasing federal deregulation. In his presentation, entitled Quest for Excellence," Kraegel spoke of the necessity of practicing "nichemanship," the idea that every place in the market can be occupied by an apparently unique firm. He said that every firm must adapt its image to meet the changing economic situation. "The question is no longer 'to be; or not to be,' but 'what to be?" He cited the example of Chrysler, who in the midst of their financial difficulties, cut every expense possible, except their marketing budget. Kraegel said that marketing has made the difference in Chrysler's recovery, not government loans. by Vince Gigliotti When winter comes you change to heavier clothes and turn up the thermostat. You adapt to the changing season. You do these things because they make sense — the clothes and indoor temperatures that work in summer don't do the job in winter. But what about your driving? If you drive and maintain your car in winter the same way you do in summer, you're asking for trouble. Driving in winter is different — a lot different. Your car needs different care, and you need different driving skills. Your car should be readied for winter now. Now is the time to check your car battery. If you think your battery might not make it through the winter, play it safe and get a new one now. It's better to buy now than be stranded on a cold night in the middle of nowhere. Check your tires, your traction on winter roads will be only as good as your tires. You can't go wrong with an investment in snow tires. Your tires could make the difference between stopping in time or having an accident. Now is also the time to check your windshield wiper blades. Replace worn glades as they will be used more often in the winter. Make sure there is an anti - freeze solvent in the washer system, and make sure the washer tank is full. You should have your exhaust system checked for leaks. Winter driving means that the windows are usually rolled up tight. A faulty exhaust system could mean carbon monoxide getting into the passenger compartment. It is a Anti-registration good idea to keep one window open slightly, just enough to get some fresh air in the car. Before you drive your car, make sure all the windows are clean of frost and snow. All the windows should be cleaned, not just the windshield. You should also be sure your defroster and heater are in good working order. Also, clean your headlights and tail lights — let someone else see you. Winter driving takes more skill than summer driving. Every driver should be familiar with how to react when a skid occurs. The most important point is don't panic and never hit the brakes. If you do hit an icy spot on the road, lift your foot off the gas, turn your wheels in the direction the rear of the car is skidding until you feel the skid is corrected. Then straighten your wheels. Places to watch for icy spots are bridges, both under and on top, any type of underpass and anywhere there is snow on the road. Now is the time to review all your winter driving techniques. Remember to brake slowly and ahead of time when coming to intersections. Plan ahead when making turns. Fast turns on a slippery road could be treacherous. If possible, have a mechanic check your cars' hoses, belts, exhausts, etc. Don't forget to check the anti - freeze in your radiator. It should be good to at least 20 to 30 degrees below zero. Prepare now, once the snow falls it may be too late. Winter arrives every year about this time, and whether we like it or not, you should be prepared for it. by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips Peer Support is the baby of the Parkside major organization's family. It is the newest of the five, achieving its status only last year. According to President Pat Mulligan, "Peer Support trys to help non - traditional students make an easy transition into college life." She added that, "Peer Support is open to all students, not just to non - traditional ones." Because of this ideology, Pat, along with the other dedicated volunteer students, have ensured the future of Peer Support as a major organization. Mulligan believes that "the most important thing Peer Support does is the orientation. The orientation sessions are held for newly admitted non - traditional students to help them get over the fear of being looked at as an oddball." Pat stated that, "the orientations themselves are run very informally and are not rigorously structured." Non - traditional, as well as traditional, students are welcome to participate and, there is someone from Community Student Services and a professor in attendance. Pat believes that, "meeting with a professor in an informal atmosphere helps students realize that professors are not unapproachable. It also helps them get over their basis for fear as well as the idealized professor image." In addition to the orientations, Peer Support offers two programs twice during each semester. The first deals with the theme, "How are Things Going?" and is offered during the first month of the semester. "Test Taking Tips", the other semi - annual program, takes place right before final exams and provides the participants with information on studying for, as well as taking, examinations. The number of Peer Support members has significantly increased since it became a major organization. These members are actively involved with many other Parkside activities as well. They have served on the planning committee for Fallfest and Winterfest in the past, and are currently doing so again. The members have also assisted with the blood drive for Winterfest '82 and have sold tickets and T - shirts for "Save the Library Day." Peer Support members are also involved with many other aspects of student life at Parkside. Pat believes this is true because, "it's important to give people a chance for involvement, a chance to meet people, and a chance for identity." Upon graduating next year, Pat will be leaving Peer Support. She does not hesitate leaving because she is, "very satisfied knowing that there is something around to help students return to school." YMCA, Administration crack down on parties by Bob Kiesling News Editor The Parkside administration has begun cracking down on drinking at the YMCA as a result of an incident occurring early on Sunday morning, Nov. 14. At about 2 a. m., third floor Resident Assistant Jeff Wicks called for police assistance in subduing a person who, according to Wicks, was behaving in a disorderly manner. Wicks attempted to persuade him to quiet down, but finally resorted to calling the police. Coincidentally, members of the basketball team were having a party on the third floor when the police arrived. Although this party was not characterized as disorderly, one member of the team said that there were "almost Continued On Page Eight Pat stated that "things within Peer Support are not always perfect, but nothing is." So with, "a little hard work and stick - to - itness", she is able to, "make (her) UW - Parkside experience more fulfilling." Smokeout. . . Continued From Page One them to stop smoking," said Luanne Flaa, a student nurse at Parkside. Leona Benedict, also a student nurse, said, "Many non - smokers were interested in information for their families and friends." An estimated 500 Parkside students participated in the smokeout. "My husband suggested I try quitting for the day just to see if I could do it. I succeeded, but I don't plan to quit altogehter because I enjoy smoking," said Brenda Buchanan, a Parkside student. "I quit for the day just to see if I could do it," Glenn Schackmuth said. There were also a number of students that did not try to quit for the day. "There is no good reason not to quit, but I don't have any will power so I didn't try," said Loretta Cunningham. "A group of us were going to try to quit for the day, but we decided to smoke anyway," said David Bahl. Isenberg said that no one complained of cigarette withdrawal symptoms, but it would be unusual to experience any after only 24 hours. "Participating in the Smokeout is light hearted effort but it should be followed by more serious attempts to quit. Our staff is willing to help students quit anytime of the year, not just during the smokeout," commented Isenberg. Self - help books from the NCS are available at the health center for students that would like further help to stop smoking. The times, dates and locations of S top Smoking Clinics are also available. Continued From Page One selective Prosecution process, and to allow a White House advisor, Edward Musk, to testify at a pre - trial hearing on the issue. When the prosecution refused, claiming executive privilege, the same thing President Nixon claimed during the Watergate scandal, the judge felt he had no option but to throw the case out of court on the grounds presented. If the judge's ruling is upheld this would mean there are no registration requirements right now. "On the other hand, it would not be a total victory, in the sense that President Reagan could issue a new proclamation, and do the process all over again, this time doing it right," stated Kerley. It may not be a total victory, but it sets an important precedent. Dwight D. Eisenhower, former president and general once stated, "The people of this country wanted peace so much, that one day they would stand up and push the government out of their way." "I thing in a way that's what we were attempting to do, we want peace," concluded Kerley. ^ 0^0G^ to s°^. v -&• zP *\©v For complete details, contact TSgt. Ed Boettcher at 414-632-6487/1828 Scandinavian Seminar is now accepting applications for its 1983 -84 academic year abroad in Denmark, Finland, Norway, or Sweden. This unique learning experience is designed for college students, graduates, and other adults who want to study in a Scandinavian country, becoming part of another culture and learning its language. One - semester programs, only, in Denmark, are also now available. After orientation in Denmark and a 2-3 week intensive language course, generally followed by a family stay, students are placed individually at Scandinavian Folk Schools or other specialized institutions, where they live and study with Scandinavians of diverse backgrounds. The Folk Schools are small, residential educational communities intended mainly for young adults. Midway through the folk school year, all the Seminar students and staff meet in the mountains of Norway to discuss progress and make plans for the Spring. A final session is held at the end of the year to evaluate the year's studies and experiences. Because the Scandinavian countries are small, open, and accessible, the year provides an unusually rich opportunity for the student to explore his or her particular field of interest by doing an independent study project. American academic credit for participation in the Seminar program has been awarded by more than 150 American colleges and universities upon recommendation of the Seminar staff. However, students who require an Academic Transcript may qualify to receive one through the International Programs Office of the University of Massachusetts. The 1983 - 84 fee, covering tuition, room, board, and all program - related travel in Scaninavia, is $6,200. Applications may apply for supplementary interest - free loans and grants, awarded on the basis of n eed and qualification. The application deadline is March 1, 1983. For further information, please write to: SCANDINAVIAN SEMINAR, 358 North Pleasant St., Amherst, MA 0100 2. Second City wows 'em at Comm Arts Letter to the Editor CAMPUS BOOK EXCHANGE used books paperbacks records arts& crafts wile concourse Continued From Page Two speculate on the future of Wisconsin environment and natural resources in an article on deer hunting is misleading. State federal and private land owners decisions have considerable say as to the state's future environmental development. The stab against "gun lobbys and sportsmens' clubs" is unfounded. Each has its own issue and may or may not be related to deer hunting. It seems the point being raised is that there is profit in hunting so who would ever want it to end. Apparently Ms. Burns teels that there is more emphasis on money made from hunting than nature, animals and the environment". Our area Game Warden, Tom Thoresen, reports the breakdown of money received from hunting licenses as such: 1) Directly to land acquisition tor the public. (Hunting only takes up one quarter of the year. Campers, hikers and just the people who enjoy the outdoors use this land when they please.) 2) Habitat development for wildlife 3) Salaries for wildlife managers who are degreed individuals planning for the wildlifes welfare. 4) Salaries for wardens and law enforcement officials. The hunters contribute much more than the non - hunter to protect and improve on the state's environment. I am not a hunter, nor have I ever had any guns in my home. I would not like to hunt, though I do fish, camp and enjoy the outdoors in every season. I have been annoyed with hunters — bu t only the lawless ones who shine deer poach and trespass. I believe deer ! hunters follow the regulations set 1 by the DNR and appreciate the outdoors as I do. I do not mind opposing views on this issue, but first be aware of t he facts — then form a responsible opinion. ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: • APPLIANCES • CARPETING • DRAPES • FURNITURE HEAT AN D WATER ALL ELE CTRIC PARKING LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM $ 205.00 PER MONTH STUDENT SPECIAL STUDY I N COMFORT ! WE WILL COVER YOUR SEMESTER I I BOOK AND SUPPLY EXPENSE S UP TO $ 10 0. 0 0 WITH THI S COUPON OFFER LIMITED TO NON-RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER II, 1983 LEASE Offer expires Dec. 31, 1982 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m.. Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. HARD RTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin •* fnr.hm.Mnn V ™alcr®w Put on a dynamic, hilarious show nriuH^H in ?hpe°f e ,n the Comm Arts Theater last Tuesday. Ihn• fn?Awere an imPfovisational sketch, a slide kin • 5 iCau meeting and the lament of a test tube baby, pictured above, to the accompaniment of a mariachi band Events Art Addicts The Art Addicts will hold their next meeting on Wednesday, Dec. 1 at 1:00 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. and other scheduled activities will be discussed and Turkey Roast prizes will be awarded. T^°"e'"terested ""end. The Art Addicts need you (watch tor the celebration). IEH Anyone who attended the hThZL SeT"?ar on Nov 22 be interested in this: Resshuomuelds written by students will S critiqued and recommendations r/onSwvementswiiibemade^ a^Z : "P seminar Monday, .6 at 3 p.m. in Union 104 Thp SstudIe?nt ' wSisThinIgd to^ npermese nta nIy enC!?onm™ta.Dscied„tfc t5n in Greenquist D-115 at 1 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 29. Sponsored by the IEHA. 3 Dance Ensemble The Parkside Dance Ensemble will hold a dance workshop and demonstration performance in late March. Anyone interested in helping with the workshop or performance can stop by Comm Arte 140 on Monday, Wednesday, °r Friday from 1 - 2 p.m. from now jpt'l Dec. 1. Watch the Ranger for further announcements of exact dates and times. SICS . T h e P h y s i c s C o l l o q u i u m , Space Telescope — A New Era in Astronomy", listed in the Nov. 4 Ranger and originally scheduled for Nov. 17, has been rescheduled for Wednesday, Dec. 1. The speaker will be Daniel Schroeder, who is one of the two telescope scientists working on the Space Telescope project. Prof, ochroeder is a member of the Physics and Astronomy Department of Beloit College. His talk will be at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230 on Dec. 1, and the public is invited. New M usic RANGER Wednesday, November 24,1982 ^mjvaj: A splendid time guaranteed for all by John Kovalic Well, not really enough room for another of my now infamous and debatable essays on life, the universe and everything, but enough time to wish you and yours all the best for this example of brevity in holidays. Quite a mix this week, and my sincere thanks to David Micheal for introducing me to "X," and to the two crazy Canadians for their copy of "Business As Usual." Ta, guys. (Any chance of some English goods from across the border? Tea? Anything?) Next week: the question I posed at the beginning of the series. Who is the five o'clock hero? Special Jam tribute cut - out - and - keep issue. Suitable for framing. Duran Duran Carnival (Capitol) Duran Duran are getting pretty well known on the dance circuits around the country. They have two albums and a string of inconsistently successful singles to their name. Their specialty — a hybrid of new - wave electronic dance music, labeled by some as "New Romantic" (one of the numerous factions seen to emerge from post - punk Britain). They established a reputation for being able to provide intelligent, powerful, danceable songs, and their popularity culminated with the release of the internationally successful "Planet Earth" single. Well, if you liked that, the "Carnival" mini - L.P. is certainly for you. Containing four new versions of songs available on the albums, "Carnival" is a nice sampler for those who do not wish to risk the price of a normal L.P. "Hungry Like the Wolf" is the first cut on side one, and here we have Duran Duran at their best. In my opinion, this single is even better than "Planet Earth." It is, as the cover says, a re - mixed, extended version of the passionate premier single from the new "RIO" album. Passion is really what it's all about, and I suppose certain factions could view the lyrics as being in bad taste, or even (dare I say the vord) sexist Comm Arts exhibits An exhibition of contemporary American prints from Landfall Press in Chicago will be featured in the Comm Arts Gallery, from Nov. 29 through Dec. 16. The exhibition will include a total of 33 etchings and lithographs by major contemporary artists including Philip Pearlstein, William T. Wiley, Claus Oldenburg, Robert Cottingham. Landfall Press has beena major print publishing studio for 12 years in the American art scene. The studio publishes limited edition fine art prints by many of the most important and influential figures presently working in American art today. Jack Lemon, director of Landfall Press since its establishment in 1970, will be on the Parkside campus for a gallery slide lecture and print studio demonstration on Wednesday, Dec. 1. The slide lecture, which is free and open to the public, will be at 2 p.m. in the Comm Arts Gallery, followed by a technical demonstration at 3:30 p.m. in the print studio, CA D-140. Lemon is a master printer and artist who specializes in lithography. He received a bachelor of fine arts degree from the Kansas City Art Institute and did graduate work in printmaking at the University of Nebraska. He also studied at the Tamarind Lithography Workshop in Los Angeles and at the University of New Mexico, Albequerque. His visit has organized by the art department and funded through an Exxon Corporation grant to Parkside. DURAN (aaargh), but, when taken in context, "Hungry Like a Wolf" turns out to be one of the best releases of the year. The next re - mix, an extended version of "Girls on Film," is the song which helped to establish the group. This is off their debut album "Duran Duran" and anyone who didn't catch the video really missed out. "Girls on Film" reached number four on the U.K. chart and paved the way for the group's later releases. "Hold Back the Rain," again originally from "RIO," keeps up the searing pace set by side one. Here the lyrics come to the foreground in a powerful rebuttal of standards and society. "So what if the words ain't rhyming, do you think that it's just a game? I probably didn't say that right, and I really don't give a damn." It may not rhyme, but it works. Lasting just under seven minutes, this is "Carnival's" longest track. "My Own Way" follows. This was the first British single from "RIO," reaching the top ten, although it never really made it to the American airwaves. All in all, "Carnival" is a terrific little album to have, unless you already possess a copy of "RIO," in which case you may still want the re - mixed versions of three of the strongest songs on the album. This is a dance album, and as such, is almost perfect. (Four out of five.) Men At Work Business As Usual (Columbia) The Australians are a funny lot, aren't they? (Or is that a racist statement?) I mean, the few bands that leave the sunny Sidney shores are either bloody awful (AC / DC) or really great (Split DURAN Enz). I include Men At Work as being in the latter category. These four Bruces have here one of the best debut albums I have had the pleasure of listening to in a long time. Initially better received in Canada than in the States, their singles have finally gotten the U.S. airplay they deserve. I must admit, however, that the fact that many FM stations tried to play "Who Can It Be Now" to death did not endear the group to me early on. Luckily, I persevered and heard the album. The sound is a mixture of Reggae, "two - tone" and an amalgamation of numerous other influences. The result is astounding. Not perfect, mind you, but for a first try it is remarkable. "Who Can It Be Now" is one of the weaker tracks on the album. In fact, it seems one of the most unlikely choices for a single possible when compared to cuts like "I Can See It In Your Eyes" or the latest single, "Down Under." When I first heard "I Can See It In Your Eyes," the thought that came to mind was that it sounded remarkably like the British two - tone group "The Beat," (a.k.a. "The English Beat") in their heyday. The parallels are there, but Men At Work seems to have avoided the pitfall of being caught up in their political moralizing, a fate that trapped the Brits. "Underground," "People Just Love to Play With Words" and "Be Good Johnny" are all excellent. In fact, amongst the ten tracks there aren't really any poor songs. The fact that such a new and original sound can be found is amazing enough. The fact that this sound can be commercially AN EVENING WITH MAYNARD FERGUSON AND UWP JAZZ ENSEMBLE PRESENTED BY Parkside Activities Board SUNDAY NOV. 28 Parkside P. E. Building 7-00 P.m. ADVANCE TICKETS A t $2.50 STUDENTS successful is remarkable, but the fact that the group that recorded it is a new group, you can come to your own conclusions. Three out of five. Under the Big Black Sun (Elektra) Contenders for the. "shortest name for a rock group" category at this year's Grammys, "X" is a four member band consisting of (wait for it) D.J. Bonebrake on drums, Exene Cervenka on vocals, John Doe on bass and vocals, and Billy Zoom on guitar, saxophone, clarinet and wolf howls. Another fine album, "Sun" takes us back to the '77 punk explosion, reminding us of the likes of the Buzzcocks, the Banshees, early Blondie, et. al. I keep telling myself I've seen it all before, and that this is an unnecessary album, but heckI, c an't help but like it. Maybe it's nostalgia for the late seventies, but I doubt it. This album possesses its own vitality, the cutting edge that many of the punk groups later lost. The subjects? Death, depression, booze, cheap sex, heavy drums and dirty guitar. Long has it been thaIt h ave seen a record sleeve as wonderfully messy as this one. The high point of side one is the title track, which bursts with vengence. The songs contain hate, revenge, and energy. Energy, in fact, probably defines the album best. It's so full of energy it makes other records look like they're standing still. The lyrics can't convey their meanings without the music, nor can the music survive without the cutting, biting vocals. A symbiotic relationship that survives and prospers. The high points of the album? "The Hungry Wolf" (not to be confused with a previously - covered single), "Motel in My Bed," "Riding With Mary," and "Come Back to Me," both dealing with the death of one of the members' sister, "Because I Do," "Blue Spark," "Dancing With Tears in my Eyes," a remake of a 1930 standard . . . hell, every song on this album is so refreshing — it should have been released in '78. "X", three men and a woman, have really got something here. Definitely a band I want to look at more closely. Three out of five. Its 8th Annual The eighth annual Arts and Crafts Fair, including such things as jewelry, pottery, needlework, Christmas decorations and woodworking, will be held at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Main Concourse from 10:00 a. m. to 4:00 p. m. on Saturday, December 4, under sponsorship of the performing arts and lectures committee of the student Parkside Activities Board. There will be a movie provided for kids and live entertainment provided for the listening pleasure of others. In addition Union Square, which is located off the north entrance to the Union, and the Coffee Shop, which is located in Lower Main Place, will both be open to serve food and beverages. This event will prove to be one in which you will never forget. Bring your children, there is no admission charges what so ever. Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Burned up by CaaArrooll B urnfss e w helpful hints. . . The football strike is over. We ve already been treated to a few games, and things are back to normal. Or at least they should be — but eight weeks is a long time especially for compromised brain systems, such as pro - football players'. Chances are good that they have forgotten quite a bit. The smart coaches probably had re - training sessions for their players. Hopefully, the following information was included: Starting with fundamentals, THIS IS A FOOTBALL," the sessions wen t on . . . — The helmet is worn on the head. — A football jersey is not an athletically'- inclined bovine. — The pockets on your uniforms are not accessory wallets. — The digits on your shirts are not locker numbers. — The white lines on the field are ten yards apart. — Ten yards is about as long as two of your Lincolns. A pass is not just something done in a bar. — Clipping is not a haircut. — The creatures with the black and white stripes are not fugitive zebras. — A "split end" is not treated with shampoo. — A "tight end" does not refer to female anatomy. — Although they may have kept you in shape duri ng the strike, golf clubs are not allowed on these green surfaces. X's and O's are not a sign of affection from the coach. —The purpose of a huddle is not to tell dirty jokes. — A quarterback or halfback are not refunds. — A runningback has not forgotten something. — Cheerleaders are not to be tackled during the game. — A touchdown has nothing to do with duck feathers. — Half time is not a split wristwatch. — The team with the most points wins. "Hut! Hut!" is not a cry for pizza. There you have it. Let's watch for mistakes in the next few weeks to find if the re - training was successful. "Creepshow and horror by Rick Leuhr These days, most so - called horror movies are nothing but an endless series of violent, gory killings by a masked, deformed or crazed person armed with various and sundry sharp objects. It's hard to find a good horror film with a well thought out plot and a somewhat original idea behind it. I'm pleased to report that I have found such a movie. It's called "Creepshow." "Creepshow" is the brainchild of director George Romero ("Night of the Living Dead") and author Stephen King ("Carrie," "The Shining," et. al.). These two talented individuals decided that they wanted to create a film that brings back the feel and look of the comics. yy has humor 6 " 1950s EC horror con Honors Program offers classes TThhee HHoonnoorrss PPrrnocgrrraomm ,w„J1il1l 1b e . offering two classes for the Spring Semester. Both "Special Topics? Explaining Things" and "Honors Seminar: Imagination" are continuing on the themes of the current semester. "Explaining things involves professors of various disciplines explaining how they explain things in their field in an open discussion format. Some topics covered this semester include: "Why Leaders Have Difficulty Explaining What They Do" with Chancellor WILDLIFE O GOD. Guskin; "Explaining How Music Communicates Itself" with Professor Wegner; "Explaining Things From a Feminine Perspective" with Professor Peckand a session with Distinguished visiting scholar Douglas Hofstadter. The Spring Semester will continue with other Parkside faculty participating. Participation in the Fall class is not a prerequisite for joining the Spring class. Participating students have found this an excellent opportunity to explore topics they IS mite RNY fAEAMlkKx JV> LIFE? otherwise might not have been able to fit into their schedules Members of the "Imagination Seminar" this semester, directed by Professor Thayer, sponsored the visit of Parkside's first Distinguished Visiting Scholar, Douglas Hofstadter. In addition, Imagination" was discussed in relation to the theatre with Professor Van Dyke and Professor Pollack; in psychology with Professor Conrad; in sculpture with Professor Jansky and various other areas. Spring Semester plans include sponsoring two distinguished visiting scholars. The emphasis will shift to aspects of the every day world with guests and topics covering Imagination in law, health care, nursing, addiction, politics, sexuality, aging, human relationships and parenting. Anyone interested in more information should contact Professor Lee Thayer or the Honors Office. by John Kovalic O6\Jl00SLY Mor The film is divided into five separate stories. The first story is entitled "Father's Day." It tells the story of a family that gathers together each Father's Day, even though dear old dad is dead. Or is he? The next story is "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verril." It stars Stephen King as a country bumpkin who sees a meteor crash in his field. Upon retrieving it, he figures to sell the meteor and gettings lots of money. What he gets is some green stuff, but it's not what he has in mind. The third story stars Leslie Nielsen and is entitled "Something to Tide You Over." In it, Nielsen portrays a man who figures out a unique way of disposing of his adultrous wife and her lover. He also watches them die via the magic of video. The next story, "The Crate," concerns a mysterious crate found under the stairs at a university, and a milquetoast professor's use of its con tents to rid himself of his boorish wife. The last story is "They're Creeping Up On You." E.G. Marshall stars as an eccentric millionaire who is obsessed with cleanliness. The story concerns his efforts to get rid of a few cockroaches. Did I say a few? Director Romero uses garish lighting and weird backgrounds to masterfully capture the look of frames from the comic books to which the film pays homage. One of the things that I admire in Creepshow" is the non - emphasis on gore. Don't get me wrong, there are a few fairly graphic scenes, but they are used sparingly. Also, "Creepshow" doesn t take itself too seriously. All of the stories show a great sense of humor by their makers and are very fun to watch. AD in aU, I found "Creepshow" to be entertaining, funny and quite creepy. If you want something other than the "mad slasher on the rampage," try "Creepshow"- you won't regret it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE AND YOU ARE NOT TO BLAME 9 llAIIIIIUVI BRAKY A LECTURE ON CHILD ABUSE, INCEST& RAPE PREVENTION 8ffh fit 8 p. m Union Clnonin St«donts-s2°° —boosts - *2M Tickets available at the Campus Union Information Centre ODltie &uieet &>t|oppe IN THE PARKSIDE UNION announces THINGS FOR YOUR HEALTHY SWEET TOOTH YOGURT • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Sesame Brittle • Bridge Mix CAROB • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Bridge Mix FRUITS & NUTS • Caribbean Delicacy • California Mix • Student Food • Sesame Seeds • Cashews • Blanched Peanuts • Spanish Peanuts • Pistachio Nuts SPECIAL WEEK Of'HOv! """ </> OFF CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER TRIANBLES Free screening to be held P "^2 ?f Iron'M the sixth film ii parkside S foreign film series will be shown in a free screening ?eC" 2 al12 p m- in the Unioi SITP ^ jree showing is oper to all Parkside students, faculty and staff However, the genera public will not be admitted. The film, which won the Grand Prize at the 1981 Cannes Film Festival, is a blend of fiction and documentary covering recent Polish history, including the government crackdown on SolidaHty.^Lech Walesa, former Ih?c ri , ° danty' appears in this film both as an actor and in newsreel footage. Filmed entirely in Poland, the film is a striking account of the turbulence in Poland between the labor party, the Catholic Church, and the Communist Party. < 10 a. m. - 4 p. m Daily r FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. RANGER Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Contributed by John Monks Parkside Soccer Player One of the best seasons in Parkside's history has drawn to a close. Now is the moment when players, spectators and coaches look back and assess the accomplishments and shortcomings of the past season. When the team met for pre - season practice in mid - August, there were 15 returning lettermen —10 of t hose were starters. There were also several freshmen who would contribute greatly to the team: Jimmy Banks, Kim Jensen, Andy Buchanan and Mike Nowak. Coach Hal Henderson faced the tough task of taking these individuals and molding them Soccer Season Wrap Up edby bbeenncchheedd bbeeccaauussee ooff iinnijuurriieess . BRyv ^ . . putting this misfortune out of th eir minds and playing as a unit, the team won their next nine games 14 Regional Cham- JOHN MCNULTY Parkside's first loss was to Madison in the Chancellor's Cup on Oct. 1. This was the only loss of the regular season, which included winning over Northland College and Platteville for the BRAD FAUST together into a good winning team. The season started with a 2-0 victory over St. Scholastica but there were many games ahead and Henderson still had not found a starting line up he was looking for. As every season in every sport, a few'key players were ALAN GIBSON Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durund Avenue Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus . • • SPECIAL STUDENT RATES* *1 — $250 per month $260 pe r month wi th bus pa s s to Pa rks ide Rent Includes: — HEAT — APPLIANCES — CABLE T.V. — UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR AN APPOINTMENT, CALL MON. THRU SAT9.- 6, SUN. 12-6 554-9092 District pionship. The next step for Parkside was to host Minnesota Champion, St. John, in the Area 5 playoffs. This game proved to be the best game of the season for Parkside, as they beat St. John's 2-0. The last game of the season was against Quincy which they were defeated 0-4. However the score does not show how close the game really was. John McNulty, Captain, A1 Gibson, Bob Newstrom, Brad Faust and Carlos Duchicela. "I think the things that made Shooting results PARKSIDE SHOOTING TEAM LEAGUE STANDINGS Parkside I 6-0 CMI 6-0 Marty's 5-1 National Guard 4-2 Paradise 4-2 Bodvens 4-2 Western 3-3 Railroad Products 3-3 Parkside I 2-4 Southway Supply 2-4 Hole Crew 2-4 Alfredo's 1-5 Colonial Liquor 0-6 BOB NEWSTROM Parkside ended its season with a 17-2-3 record — the best in Parkside's history. 17 different school records were broken. A few of these records were: — Most Goals in a Season: Jimmy Banks (14) — Most assists in a Season: Kim Jensen (13) — Most Assists in a Career: Bob Newstrom (22) — Most shutouts in a Season: Dan Ofperman (10) Not only is the season over, but also the careers for five players have also ended. These men are CARLOS DUCHICELA the team so good were the excellent freshmen and the maturity of the juniors and seniors," commented McNulty. Gibson is optimistic about the future of the soccer team. "The team should go nowhere but upward if they keep getting the good players as they have in the recent past." Newstrom feels that Parkside's future success is dependent primarily on the motivation of th e players. "If they have another good recruiting year they will continue to improve. But if the players that come here don't have the desire to win, the team won't progress." The season is over for this year, but the members are looking forward to next year and setting new goals. Good luck in the future! ••••••••• Sports Calendar MEN'S WRESTLING Nov. 27, Saturday, Northern Open at Madison, WI. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 1, Wednesday, Lewis University, Away, 7 p.m. MEN'S BASKETBALL Nov. 27, Saturday, St. Xavier, Here, 7:30 p.m. ••••••••• Correction Last week The Ranger incorrectly reported Tori Murray as finishing 9th in the NAIA National meet Nov. 13 in St. Cloud, MN. Her correct place was 91st. SPRING BREAK - DAYTON A BEACH MARCH 11-20, 1983 *209 Complete VIA AIR-CONDITIONED, BATHROOM INCLUDES: O ROUND TRIP TRANSPORTATION EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH O 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEAN - SIDE TEXAN HOTEL O FREE PARTIES & OTHER EXTRAS O FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT O ALL TAXES 8. HO TEL GRATUITIES SIGN UP NOW PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE, RM. 209, 8 A.M. - 4:30 P.M. MON. - FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Cross country ends season by Carol Kortendick Sports Writer Parkside's Women's Cross - Country ended their season by accomplishing their final team goal, which was placing in the top ten in the NAIA National meet held Nov. 20 at Parkside. Led by Debbie Spino's 16th place finish, the team finished 8th out of 25 colleges. Both Spino and Sue Meyer, who finished 25th, became All - Americans. Meyer' who narrowly missed All - American last week i n the NCAA National Championships, was running in the 27th place with 188 yards left. Her time was 19:08. Other runners were Dona Driscoll, 64th and 19:57; Karen Jacobsen, 87th in 20:21; Kathy DeBaere, 116th in 20:25; Jane Roczkowski, 123rd in 21:01 and Michelle Gross in 21:46. Coach Mike DeWitt felt the women reached their expectations not only in the NAIA, but also throughout the entire season. Debbie Spino, Sue Meyer and Dona Driscoll were major factors in the team's success, but the other members added the depth needed. These members were Karen Jacobsen, Jane Roczkowski, Kathy DeBaere, Michelle Gross, Tori Murray! Carol Romano, Linda Pfielstifer and Julie Johnson. DeWitt found continuous improvement in freshman Karen Jacobsen, who did not know she was coming out for the team until three days before official practice. "She ran better every time " commented DeWitt. DeWitt doesn't foresee any major changes for next year except replacing number one runner Debbie Spino. The team otherwise will be more experienced and ready for next year's competition. DeWitt is now preparing for the track season. Their first competition is Dec. 18. Milwaukee Happenings Iolanthe, this year's holiday Gilbert and Sullivan production performed by the Skylight Comic Opera Company, opens Wednesday, Dec. 1 at 7:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Other performances this week are on Friday and Saturday, Dec. 3-4, at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 5 at 7:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Tickets are $8.25 and $9.75. The Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra presents a Pops Concert featuring the music of American composer George Gershwin on Saturday, Dec. 4 at 8 YMCA parties Continued From Page Three 30" people present. The party was hosted by a team member who had a quarter barrel in his room. Dave Peterson, Dean of Student Life, said that although the YMCA has held a tolerant attitude toward drinking there, he said that the incident was "not acceptable behavior." Wicks concurred. "The policy since day one banned barrel beer and beer parties." The YMCA seems to be maintaining its attitude after the incident. Pederson said that while large parties will not be allowed, he said an individual's possession of alcohol would not be considered a violation of their rules. "The YMCA said they have no interest in searching people's rooms," he said. "It's the kind of thing that happens in any residence hall setting," Pederson said. He added that an effort was being made "ensuring that everyone has mutual respect for each other's rights." So far the administration has tacitly discouraged large parties since the incident. A party scheduled on Saturday for the basketball team was preempted by an extra practice that evening. Several team members believe the practice is a direct result of the last week's incident. Photo competition The Racine Art Association announces the judging for its biennial photography competition, Wisconsin Photography '83 at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine. Any person, 18 - years or older, who has been a resident of the State of Wisconsin within the past year may enter by submitting a portfolio of 10-12 prints for the consideration of the juror. For more information on the exhibition and a copy of the prospectus and entry forms, call 636-9177 or stop by during regular viewing hours, 1-5 p.m. seven days a week and 1-9 p.m. Monday and Thursday. The Wustum is located at 2519 Northwestern Ave. (Highway 38) in Racine. p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 5 a t 7:30 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Pianist Steve Swedish is the guest soloist. Tickets range in price from $7.50 - $19. The third production of the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's 1982-83 season, The Glass Menagerie, opens Friday, Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. in the Todd Wehr Theater. John Dillon is directing Tennessee Williams' classic American play. Tickets range from $5 - $12. 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JEAN, Have you been having any pleasurable experiences singing lately? EVERYONE: Congratulate Kerry Meyer on no longer being a teenybopper. Happy 20 Kerry! It is good that you can still hold your liquor even if your kidneys can't. Party hardy. ENGLAND JOHN: Happy Birthday, your friend, Pat. HAPPY THANKSGIVING RANGER STAFF! TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I love my alleged boyfriend. PAT MULLIGAN: don't go crazy! Houston isn't that far away - e d. JOHN KOVALIC: Let's have a picnic in the tubes. From the IVEBTEC. LIL BLOND HAIRED GIRL: If only we both weren'J so stubborn - Charlie Brown HAPPY BIRTHDAY to John K. He's a clever kind of guy. SEASON'S OPEN - w alk safely. OSCAR: Let's keep the Boom Boom Room all to ourselves on Friday, ILY - Bear. TO P.A.B.: You guys are the greatest! Joey. HA HA PETER MARTIN you're still here too, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Intramurals in full swing At the end of the second week of play, 2 on 2 Basketball features a tight race for first place. Masters / Anderson is tied for the league lead with the Lee / Grochowski team. Since the two teams are matched for competition on Wednesday, December 1st, the third week of play will be critical to the league standings. Second place is currently held by Ruffert and McKenzie who hold a narrow 4-3 lead over Sylvester / Klofenstine. In Volleyball, 2 plus 2 again triumphed. They defeated the International Students 15-5, 15-7 for a lead in the competitive division. In the recreational group, the Winners captained by Greg Kitson defeated Poecioliid captained by Ed Randle by scores of 15-7, 15- 3 and 15-17. BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS On Saturday, November 27th the Supreme Court captained by Mike Kachichian will take on the Beer Gardens captained by Paul Charapata at 5:00 p.m. for the Pre - season Basketball Tournament Championship. The game is a preliminary game for the men's varsity home opener. Come out and cheer on your fellow students! Basketball season looks promising Patricia Cumbie There will be a fresh start for the Rangers in basketball this season. Only four of the team members this year are returning lettermen. Rees Johnson is the men's basketball coach this season. This is his first year as coach here at Parkside. Johnson plans on making Parkside a contender for the national tournament. Right now, at the beginning of the season, the team has much to cover. Since everyone is relatively new they will have to learn to work as a team. "We have to work on jelling, getting the team to become a unit," Johnson commented. The team's philosophy is changed, along with the defensive and offensive system. Rees stated, "I feel they will make their mistakes early in the season; and when this happens we will have to work on not losing confidence and concentration when adversity comes in." The goal for this season is to get ready for the national competition that will be held in Kansas City. By the middle of January, the THE TEAM works up a sweat. team should be in top form and prepared for the competition. Coach Johnson is also expecting some additional players to become eligible second semester. Tentatively the starting lineup will be: Freshman Jay Rundles; 6'3", Forward - Junior Tim Opps; 6'8", Forward - Sophomore Cornell Saddler; 6'3", Guard - Junior Brian Diggins; 6'3", Forward - Freshman Harlan Hill; 5'9", Guard. Johnson also expects the returning lettermen Greg Carlson, Tom Trotter and Ken Rudzinski to be of help in some situations. One of the players that will be eligible at semester is Erik Womeldorf. He is a 6'7" Center. He is from Minnesota where Rees himself is from. Rees commented, "I am looking forward to Erik's arrival, he has potential to add more to the team." Other players that should be promising are Joe Dalstrom, Todd Green and Darrel Jackson. Darrell will be eligible during second semester also. These men give the Rangers added depth. Johnson believes the season will be tough but exciting. He predicts Chicago State and Lewis College, both nationally ranked in the NAIA, to be tough. These teams will be starting men that have played last year also. Another tough game could be against North Michigan that has been coming up in their division. The rivalries with Green Bay and Eau Claire always prove to be hard won games. This weekend, November 27, the team will take on St. Xavier at 7:30. Johnson commented, "They are a good team, exciting and they play hard. We will have to do likewise to beat them. It should be an exciting opener." 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At the end of October, PSGA had about $1,600 left out of $5,500 b udgeted for the entire year. Although concern over student government expenditures was expressed at earlier meetings, the full impact of the problem did not become apparent until it was discovered, at the Nov. 10 senate meeting, that the funding for the trip to the November United Council meeting in River Falls would consume nearly one third of PSGA's remaining funds. The two areas where most of the overspending occurred were in the travel budget and the secretary's salary. In the secretary's salary, several reasons were given by PSGA members to the causes behind the shortfall. First, there were two secretaries employed over the summer, in order to train this year's secretary. Also, the two secretaries were not under work study at the time, forcing the student government to pay them at more than work study rates, as had been budgeted. At the end of October, total spending for a PSGA secretary was $709.45, 40 percent over the $500 o riginally budgeted. Travel is the second largest area for the overspending. Out of the $1,200 budgeted for the travel this year to United Council meetings, PSGA is already over that in the meetings travelled to between July to October, excluding the September UC meeting, which was held at Parkside. The overspending in the Travel budget also has two causes. First, when the budget was drawn up last year, it made a provision for only four delegates to be sent to each meeting, and the student government has been making a practice of sending a standard six - member delegation. Also, the June UC trip was funded from this year's budget because of a shortfall in the 1981-82 budget. Katherine Brady Speaks here to help A nationally - known author and lecturer on incest, child abuse and rape, Katherine Brady, will speak at the Union Cinema at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 8. Before hardcover publication of her book "Father's Days," Brady joined the New York Women Against Rape organization as a victim and eventually became a consultant and counselor for incest victims, receiving referrals from the St. Vincent's Hospital Department of Social Work in New York. She also has been instrumental in foudning of the Katherine Brady Foundation, a non - profit organization for the support of incest victims. A single parent of two daughters who often accompany her on the lecture circuit, Brady also works as a real estate agent and is writing a novel. Admission for her talk is $2.50 ($2 for UW-P students) and tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center and at the door. Board of Regents labeled "junkies" (Madison) — The United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments announced today that it has begun to organized a massive lobbying effort to reduce tuition. The University's recently passed biennial budget request has set undergraduate tuition at 27% of the cost of instruction, although traditionally the level had been set at 25%. "The Regents have become tuition junkies," Curt Pawlisch, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council, said recently. "For the last two years, through surcharges, tuition has been substantially above the 25% level and the University administration and Regents have become addicted to that money." Tuition under the University's budget request will be increased about $50 f or 1983-84 with an additional $30 increase for 1984-85. The Board of Regents approved the tuition fee policy earlier this month and the entire budget request is now under review by Governor - elect Earl and the Department of Administration. "Someone has to cure the Regents of their addiction for ir own good and for the good of the students in Wisconsin," Pawlisch continued. "We are asking Tony Earl to put the .University through cold turkey — it will be rough on the junkies, but it will be rougher still on the students if he does not come through for us." The University is requesting $65.7 million above its current base for 1983-85. A major portion of this request is for line - item spending devoted to enhance the economy of the state of Wisconsin. "It would seem only fair that the state use tax money at its traditional level of 75% s ince this request aims to improve the lives of all our state's citizens, not just the lives of the students," Pawlisch declared. During the course of the gubernatorial campaign, Tony Earl had declared his opposition to raising tuition above the 25% level.* The November meeting at River Falls was privately funded by members of the delegation. In other areas, PSGA has not yet depleted their budget, but will probably do so before the year is out. The duplicating budget was, at the end of October, left with $166 out of the $300 originally budgeted. The three areas that the student government is looking to fill the deficit is from the Committee, Miscellaneous and Personal accounts. From the Committee and Miscellaneous accounts, this would contribute $583 to the more needy areas. Even if the senate comes up with a viable plan to transfer the funds, SUFAC must then approve the transfer. They have not done so yet. At last week's senate meeting, the proposal was passed by the senate and sent to President Jim Krueser for approval. Krueser is expected to veto the plan because of its use of personal funds, which came from prize money won in last year's Winter Carnival. Krueser and Vice President Chuck Betz are working on an alternate proposal in cooperation with several senators. The Senate does not expect the budget transfers to pass easily in SUFAC. Most senators are expecting a close vote. "They want us to know that it's not that easy to do that," said one. REGISTRATION LINES were long in the mornings but thinned out quite a bit by early evening. As of 3 p. m. Tuesday 2,461 students had made it through the lines. Craft Fair this weekend The opinion SUFAC is taking is that PSGA was underbudgeted for this year. They are waiting for the student government to get its proposal before venturing any opinion on the feasibility of approving the transfers. In addition, they have tentatively requested additional funding from the administration. Chancellor Guskin reportedly had mixed feelings about allocating additional funds. The eighth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside will be held on Saturday, Dec. 4, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. when the 1,000 - foot long concourse stretching from the Union to Main Place will be lined with more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admission charge and free parking is available. Exhibitors from throughout Wisconsin and the Chicago area will display such items as jewelry, pottery, needlework, holiday decorations, woodworking and painting and a wide variety of craft items. Live entertainment will be a feature of the fair and movies will be provided for children attending. Food service will be available in Union Square and in the Coffee Shop in Main Place. The event is sponsored by the performing arts and lectures committee of PAB. PSGA placard discovered during Thanksgiving move Let this placard be representitive of the government itself. Move it from this spot only when doing so will benifit the students. ~?c WHEN PSGA made their move into SOC's old office last Friday they discovered this note attached to the back of the plaque on their door. The writer, Robert Foght, was the Senate's President Pro Tempore during the spring 1976 semester. PSGA moved from D139F to D139A over the Thanksgiving vacation. ivegi theii •Note: During the campaign, the United Council sent Mr. Earl a questionnaire which asked the following: "Currently, tuition is set at 25% of the cost of instruction. Would you favor raising this percentage?" Earl: "No." Inside . . . • Maynard Ferguson • 48 Hours • Sports Commentary • New Music 2 Thursday, December 2,1982 RAN GER Editorial To be a teacher By this time, everyone has surely heard that Peter Seybold, a sociology professor here at Parkside, has little chance of contract renewal after his present contract runs out at the end of the 1983-84 school year. A great many students have stood up in support of Seybold, pointing out that he is an outstanding teacher. However, University policy seems to claim that Seybold hasn't done an adequate amount of research, and therefore will lose his current position. Faculty retainment policy depends on three elements: teaching, the ability to do so; some sort of creative activity, considered research; and community service. In the past, it has been pointed out that teaching is the most important element on the list, however, it doesn't seem to carry more weight. Even if a teacher is excellent, he can be lost. When a professor is considered for renewal, the decision is made by a committee of h is peers. In this case, the committee consists of tenured faculty from Behavioral Science, which includes sociology, psychology, and anthropology. The executive committee of Behavioral Science found Seybold's research lacking, and denied his renewal by a 5-2-1 vote. Is Parkside losing another good teacher just because his research didn't seem adequate to a committee of already tenured professors? The policy is vague. It doesn't state how much reserach is enough research. It doesn't say how many articles or books a professor needs to publish before he:will be granted a contract renewal. It doesn't say what kind of research. It's all in the interpretation of the policy. It's rarely the same. It does indeed appear as if the Parkside students will lose another excellent resource because someone feels that his research has not made the grade. It can't be argued that research is unimportant. It is important, but good teaching to the students who pay the tuition is more important. It has to come first. As tuition payers, that is what the students are entitled to isn't it??? I SUPPOSE WE HAVE TO GET USED TO ^DOUBLETHINK" ONE OF THES E BASING MODE FOR W ^S!LLK^ENT^A6ALNSTYOUKS^WOULD^ MISSILE, CORRECTJLTIND HE WANTS US A CREATE SU PER-HOT RADIOACTIVE DE BRIS I RT^UTWEEPER;J WWCH S^PREVENT^ER MMS? THE PRESIDENT HAS OUT IN F AVOR O F TH E 'DE NSEPACK BASING MODE FOR THE MX /^ INCLUDING O UR OWN NIXs? WHAT /GOOD IS THE N IX IF THE R USSIANS MAINTAINING A F IELD O F DE BRIS THE DENSEPACK, C AN K EEP lUS FROM LAUNCHING THEM? THAT'S W HERE OUR NEW $100 BILLION "CHRISTIAN L OVE" '• M ISSILE SYSTEM C OMES I N To the ed itor: Editor's no tes Christmas shopping starts A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To Oblivion A birdie with a yellow bill landed on my windowsill. He sang a song, a sad lament of war, discord and discontent. He sang of how a dynasty imposed its' will on humanity. "In the name of peace" its' banner cried while its' bombers plied mass genocide. "The irony of it," he'd contend, "is no one sees we're near the end." He fluffed his wings, and sang some more; "When will mankind stop these wars?" "Look at nature," the birdie cried "no one race thrives while others die." But now he cried, with empathy, "All the world has apathy. "No one sees the contradiction - "To kill for peace should be fiction." This bird was starting to make sense I thought my generals must be dense. You see, I am an Air Force boy not paid to think - just deploy. But if I think, my days are done. Why make waves; I'm only one. So I tricked him with a piece of bread and I bashed his thinking head. by Pat Hensiak Editor Thanksgiving was great fun. Believe it or not, my brother's room was clean, the turkey turned out beautifully, and having fun wasn't really a chore. The vacation came at the right time. I could have used about two more days, but what was there was nice. Friday was the big shopping day of the year. In Chicago they estimated that 1000 people covered the downtown area at one time. That's a lot of people. That also makes me wonder why I was dumb enough to go shopping with the other eight trillion. The stores were certainly packed. Buying gifts was like moving through a battle zone. In one of the toy stores I entered, numerous small fights broke out between the customers. It would be easy to solve the problems if it were a clerk and a customer. Eventually the manager would come out and say "the customer is always right" right? In this case, two customers were fighting over the last electronic Space Invaders game. The poor clerk tried as long as he could to ignore them, but the arguing got quite unruly. By the time the clerk stepped in, what was really needed was the United Nations. The clerk said he'd get the manager. When the manager finally got there, he told the two people that if they could not make a decision on their own, he would be forced to take the game away from both of them. I couldn't believe it. Grownups are funny people. The final outcome was one customer leaving the store in a wave of anger, and the other customer buying a different electronic game. Some sort of football. After all that, the clerk still stood with one final Space Invaders video game. Like I said; poor clerk. The second most noticeable incident took place in a large department store. There were a large number of people standing in line to get gift boxes, when one lady said to the lady right in front of her that she had taken undeserved cuts in the line. They began to argue quite loudly, and I heard one little girl ask her mother why the principal wasn't putting a stop to all of this fighting. These ladies held me up for ten minutes and then stood and argued for another ten. I couldn't resist watching. One woman was about to slap the first woman, when the husbands approached from different directions and took their wives hurriedly away. Another unbelievable episode. One of the more amusing episodes was a young boy standing in line to have his picture taken with Santa Claus. Apparantly he and his father had been to a lot of shopping malls that featured Santa on the day after Thanksgiving. The young boy looked up at his father, and back toward Santa a number of times. Finally, he grabbed his father's trouser leg and shouted, "Daddy, how did Santa get from Milwaukee to here, almost faster than we did???" A stumbling father looked back at his son and replied, "Well Jacob, why don't you wait until you sit on Santa's lap, and ask him how he got here so fast." Smart Dad. Burned up Bambi bites back To the Editor: Although I applaud last week's well - written attempt at discrediting Burned Up, as its author, I feel some points must be made: Burned Up is a FEATURE item. Had said essay been considered a news article, one can bet his last buck it would have been written as such. There was nothing mentioned in the rebuttal of which this writer was not aware. Of course the deer population has increased! To quote paragraph three of the "Bambi" essay, "when faced with elimination of natural predators, shrinking living areas, and limited food supplies, what do (deer) do but propagate their species?" Of course hunters contribute large amounts of money to state wildlife management funds — they HAVE NO CHOICE but to contribute, since those contributions constitute part of the cost of the hunting license itself! Don't make it sound as through it's done through the goodness of their hearts. Of course I feel that there is much profit to be made from hunting. Many hotels, motels, restaurants, bars, gun shops, camping stores, and other stores which sell hunting clothing or Appreciation expressed To the Editor: Often when people go to an event on campus, there is no realization of how much time and effort goes into the production. Lots of congratulations and appreciation should be given to the members of the Parkside Activities Board, who put together the Maynard Ferguson concert on Nov. 28. The students set up the night before, worked the whole day of the concert as well as tore down the set up and had the gym ready for classes on Monday. Jim Reeves, who headed up the committee, should be commended for his efforts. There are many others who were involved and too numerous to mention. Their enthusiasm and long hours are appreciated. Thanks Again Everyone!!! Marilyn Bugenhagen Assistant Coordinator Student Activities supplies depend heavily upon the hunting season! $ the author of the reply sincerely believes that money is NOT a controlling factor in many of man's actions, he or she is in for a very rude awakening. As often happens with inexperienced readers of satire, the inflamed respondent completely failed to notice several subtle messages. Deer hunting was merely used as a timely vehicle to convey the following: Hunting is but another example of how, when faced with a problem, man's answer is violent. Killing is killing. Don't call it a sport. While many hunters receive immediate reinforcement for their spoils, it took the U.S. nearly a decade to recognize and honor Vietnam war veterans, p. Mankind, supposedly the most intelligent creature on earth, is also the only one ever responsible for the total demise of another animal or plant species. Sometimes it pays to read between the lines before one gets offended. B . Carol Burns Dec. 9th is the last issue of Ranger this semester. Please get any notices in by 9 a. m., Monday, Dec. 6. Thank you, Parkside Campus Store collected four bushels of food and $43.00 cash in the Thanksgiving Food Collection. We wish to express our appreciation to all who participated. Nancy Schroeder Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks ganger News Feature Sports Photo Copy Business Mi Jolene Torkiisen Distribution M Assistant Business M PatHcia CumhBuenker : Phillips, Carol KovaNc RirT . 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" re<u sing to print letters which conlaii Thursday, December 2,1982 Teamwork is the name of the game at Ranger by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips According to Ranger's News Editor Bob Riesling, "The Ranger is the only major organization whose mission it is to put out a tangible product every week," Pat Hensiak, Ranger editor, believes that this ongoing consistency is the paper's best point. Hensiak said, "This organization definitely works as a whole. This is the only way that it would function as well as it does." Pat went on to emphasize the team work and said that, "Everyone seems to find a way to fit into the team structure and it works out quite well." Pat is pleased with this because, "It's not always easy to make decisions alone, and so, it's great to have a team to help you out. Everyone helps." Hensiak takes care of laying out the first and second pages of e ach edition of the Ranger. In addition to this, she edits everything that goes into each edition and consequently, can be held solely responsible for anything that may be slanderous or misquoted. This is a big responsibility and Pat said that she "has to trust the people who work for the Ranger in order to do her job successfully." She added that with the present staff, she has no qualms about doing so. "Without the trust present, there wouldn't be a very good paper." Riesling is responsible for handling all the big news events on campus. In his words: "Basically I cover what's going on with students, staff, and administration as well as other items directly affecting Parkside." Bob has a few staff writers writing for him which helps him to fill pages three and four in an eight page edition and pages three, four and five in a twelve page edition. In addition to News, there are three other departments on the editorial staff: Feature, Sports, and Photo. Tony Rogers is the Feature Editor. His job is to edit his writer's stories and make sure that they are in on time. Hensiak believes that, "he is doing a fine job and has done an excellent job in recruiting people for staff." The Sports Editor, Tori Murray, didn't join the Ranger until the fifth week of the semester and had no trouble fitting into the 'Ranger team.' Pat feels that, "Ranger is quite fortunate that Tori picked up on us." She added, "the fine thing about Tori is that she enjoys sports. This makes her job a little easier." Masood Shafig, the Photo Editor, takes care of editing all the photographs that are printed in the Ranger. Pat stated that, "Masood does a good job as Photo Editor. He likes things to be perfect. His pictures usually are." In addition to these departments are the jobs of Copy Editor, Business Manager, Ad Manager, Distribution Manager, and Assistant Business Manager. Norm Couture, the Copy Editor, has an eye for error. He usually picks up the mistakes right away, according to Hensiak. Basically he is in charge of proof - reading the entire paper and of correcting grammatical errors. "His work can be very tedious. Somehow he pulls through every week just fine," added Pat. Andy Buchanan, Business Manager, along with the Assistant Business Manager, Jolene Torkilsen, take care of the business end of the paper. Pat is very pleased and said that she, "has never known the business - end of th e paper to run smoother. Both Andy and Jo seem very business - minded. They work well together and with the rest of the staff." Mike Farrell, Ad Manager, is responsible for advertising. Jeff Wicks takes care of distributing the Ranger as Distribution Manager. Pat said, "These are the guys whose names never really appear in a by - line. Without them, most of us would never see a weekly paper. As for future Ranger plans, Hensiak would "like to see individual development, including myself. That can and will happen." She would also like to see the size of Ranger stay constant at 12 pages. Reisling, "would like to see more people join the paper so that they could be assigned to cover certain topics regularly." He would also like to improve the way Ranger looks: "more pictures, things like that," he said. Hensiak said, "We have crossed a lot of bridges this year. Sometimes we have lost track of things as far as crossing these bridges and set them aside before coming back to them again." All in all, Pat describes the Ranger as, "a home feeling and comfortable like an old pair of jeans." VA offering nursing scholarship programs The Veterans Administration has announced it is seeking applications for its Health Professional Scholarship Program for the 1983 fall school term. The program, authorized by Congress, provides support for both graduate and undergraduate nursing students on a pay - back - in - service basis. The scholarship provides tuition, educational expenses and a monthly stipend with participants agreeing to serve a minimum of tw o years as a full - time registered nurse in one of VA's 172 medical centers or 226 outpatient clinics. Six million dollars of scholarship support were awarded during the first year of the program to 342 students from a pool of more than 2,000 eligible applicants. Most participants are third and fourth year undergraduate nursing students while a few awards were made to master's degree candidates. In 1983-84 school year, master's students in Nursing Service Administration will also be eligible to apply for the program. Applications for the scholarships and information about the program are available from the VA Health Professional Scholarship Program, Office of Academic Affairs, DM&S (14N), 810 Vermont Avenue N.W., Washington, D.C. 20420. Requests for applications may be made to the scholarship program between January 3 and May 10, 1983. The deadline for completed applications will be June 1, 1983. Internships offered in political fields The Public Service Internship Program (PSIP) at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside has spring semester openings for students who wish to earn Political Science credits as interns in local, state or national government agencies. PSIP students get practical experience in working in political campaigns, helping with legal services for the poor, solving constituent problems for legislators, assisting local administrators in providing community services, working with planning agencies, and assisting local court agencies. Students can earn from three to six credits as interns. In the past few years, PSIP interns have worked for Congressman Les Aspin, the City of Renosha, Racine Jail Alternatives Program, Renosha Police Department, Racine Police Department, Racine County Voter registration to be held Paul Utterbach of the Renosha Urban League, a non - partisan organization, will be on campus Dec. 7 from 8:00 a.m. to noon and 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. in the bookstore alcove. The League said that it was going to be registering people at this time in preparation for future elections. Watch for Ranger's 20 page Christmas issueI During winter, care in parking required by Vincent Gigliotti Winter is a beautiful time of year for some people. But, it is also a very dangerous time to drive a car and can be difficult to find a place to park it especially during or after a heavy snowfall. Here at Parkside, winter can be a very hazardous time in the parking lots. It becomes very important that cars park only in the designated parking spaces. Snow does not always fall when it would be convenient for plowing. The lots are cleared of snow as soon as possible, but they may not be able to be cleared at all the times they are needed. During or after a heavy snowfall, it becomes essential that cars do not park along the curbs of the lots and that drivers do not try to add an extra space at the end of the rows. It is very important that the aisles be left open so that the snowplows can get through. If the lot in which you wish to park is being plowed try one of the other lots, the snow may have already been removed. Parking in the middle of an unplowed lot only makes it more difficult for the plow, and when you return to the car you may find the snow plowed around it. Never park on Outer Loop Road in winter. This road has to be kept open so cars can get to the parking lots. If cars park on the road it becomes impossible for the snowplows to get through. The best means of transportation in winter is the buses that serve Parkside. Parkside does have evening bus service that leave the Union at 9:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday. One bus has a route into Renosha, the other bus travels through Racine. Brochures that show the route of the two buses are available at the Union Information Desk. This is also where you can buy your ticket for the buses. If the Information Desk is closed, tickets may be purchased in the Union Rec. Center. The price of the ticket is $1. You m ust have a ticket to ride the buses as the drivers do not accept cash. Parkside is served by both Racine and Renosha city buses during the day. Schedules for all the buses are available at the Union Information Desk. Utility reps to speak at auditing seminar backgrounds in computer science, engineering and business administration. The discussion will be followed by a film and materials on internal auditing will be distributed. There will be a reception immediately preceeding the presentation. Swiss Me! Hopfenperie Public Defenders Office, Renosha District Attorney's Office, Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs and Development, Racine County Juvenile Court, Racine Clerk of Courts, Renosha County Juvenile Court, and other public and private agencies. Persons interested in enrolling in the PSIP program can pick up application forms in 344 WLLC (or phone 553-2032). Sports Calendar MEN'S BASKETBALL Thursday, Dec. 2, Roosevelt University. Here, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 4, UW-Oshkosh. Here, 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 7, Lewis University. Away, 7:30 p.m. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Saturday, Dec. 4, North Central College. Here, 5 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 7, Highland College. Away, 7 p.m. MEN'S WRESTLING Saturday, Dec. 4, Warhawk Open. At Whitewater. Saturday, Dec. 11, Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Here. Parkside's Computer Club and DPMA are sponsoring a talk entitled "Internal Auditing — The Best Seat in the House," on Dec. 7 at 7 p.m. in MOLN 111. The talk is being presented by Tom Twinem, Dennis Duran and Chuck Kohli from Wisconsin Electric Power Company. The presentation will include a discussion covering the following topics: What is internal auditing? How are internal audits conducted? The relationship between computers and internal auditing. Career opportunities in internal auditing for individuals with Intramural Results In the preseason Intramural Basketball tournament, Beer Gardens beat the Supreme Court 70-57. The top scorers for Beer Garden were captain Paul Charapata with 19 p oints, Joseph Krisik with 16 points and Daniel Sykes with 12 points. Other contributing players were Richard Salisbury, Richard Sykes, Larry Schmitt, Daniel Schmidt and Jim Holtman. Supreme Court captain Dave McLiesh led with 22 po ints. Mike Kachichian was the next leading double figure player with 11 points. Team members seeing action last Sunday were Mike Carins, Rick Gramsa, Walt Nassauer, Grant Smith, Jim McClelland and Mike Noble. illllllllllllllllUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIli: 5 s CAMPUS . ARTS & CRAFTS • USED BOOKS • RECORDS I = UN DER N EW M AN AGEMENT WLLCC0NC0URSE = riilliliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiillilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiimiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; ^^^Thursday^December^J98^^^^^^3ANGE^ Maynard Ferguson § Company flashy but good by Bob Kiesling News Editor Maynard Ferguson has a reputation for showmanship; In fact critics frequently beat him over the head because of his preference for flashy stage productions. Sunday night at the Physical Education building Ferguson and his band did nothing to disprove the critic's contentions. After a mellow, bop - tinged set by the Parkside Jazz Ensemble, which, by the way, was marred only by some overly long pauses between songs, Ferguson's band tore into the first set of some thoroughly modern west coast funk. The first set began stiffly with the band seeming to take their time warming up. The most notable exception was a spirited rendition of Duke Ellington's "Take the A Train," which began by sounding like something off an obscure fusion album and ending as a pure big band number. It sounded, in fact, as if it has been played directly from the Ellington's own charts. About 45 minutes into the set, after a lukewarm version of the theme from "For Your Eyes Only," Chicago flutist Dennis DeBlazio launched into a solo version of, improbably, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." That's what finally broke the ice. DeBlazio's version combined sounds from both an electronic pickup and a separate mike to get some sounds seldom heard coming from a flute. Still, his rendition was humorous, mixing the traditional melody while managing to sneak in some swinging lines. It proved the band had a sense of humor, and established their rapport with the audience. The set's last number was an offbeat rendition of "Sesame Street" that was primarily a showcase for about five of the group members to solo. Again DeBlazio appeared, this time on baritone sax, which provided a welcome contrast to Ferguson's piercing trumpeting. For the first time, also, Ferguson himself took off. More than anything else, Ferguson proved he wasn't dead yet. Most of the time his high notes seemed gratuitous, a blatant attempt at crowd pleasing. But he also displayed a fair amount of improvisational savvy, showing why he won the Down Beat Critic's Poil three years in a row back in the late fifties. After a 25 minute break and a change of suits, Ferguson came out swinging. On the opening number, "Firestalker," the band seemed much looser before, and played with more enthusiasm. Ferguson then showed off some fair vocal skill on the pop standard "As Time Goes By." The remainder of the set was taken up by a medley consisting of some of Fee policy Is unfair burden on students The UW Board of Regents has approved the UW system 1983-85 budget request, which will now be sent to the state Department of Administration for consideration. The request calls for a $54 million dollar increase in funding for the UW system, and a total budget of $1.1 billion. The academic fee policy, which traditionally required students in the UW system to pay one quarter, or 25%, of their cost of instruction, was also changed to 27%. In testimony to the Board on Nov. 5, Scott Bentley, president of the United Council of UW Student Governments, remarked that the Regents' acceptance of t his policy will "undo years of progress Watch for Ranger's 20 page Christmas issue! Attention: Art Students *1.00 OFF Artist Supplies Minimum $10 Purchase MINIATURE VILLAGE "flu Doll Houso Storo" ONE iMIar Bill MINI-MONEY Good for $1.00 ^Toward Purchase" 1 Price of Any MINIATURE VILLA^ ^W IV.] Village • •••• Club Events • •••• Dr. Who toward universal educational opportunity for all qualified students" in the state. Bentley pointed out that the tuition increases called for in the budget request are not offset by a corresponding increase in financial aid, and that middle and low income students will be priced out of a college education. Bentley added that the Regents' adoption of the 27% fee policy places an unfair burden on UW students, who are "not immune to hard times in Wisconsin . . . with regular increases in tuition, cutbacks in vulnerable financial aid programs, and the general state of t he economy, students are dealt a one - two - three punch when they pay their bills." MAYNARD FERGUSON (left) put on a dynamic performance last Sunday. At right is sideman Dennis Del Blazio, who doubled on flute and baritone sax. Ferguson's hits, beginning with "McArthur Park." After the set, and without too much prodding, Ferguson came back for the first and only encore of the evening. Beginning with a medley of Christmas songs that included a fine classical arrangement of "O Come All Ye Faithful," which sounded almost like a chamber orchestra without the strings, the band, with Ferguson conducting, launched into an a capella version of "Silent Night." The voices sounded vaguely off key, but giving the band the benefit of the doubt, they probably made use of some higher jazz intervals seldom heard in a choral arrangement. Immediately after a swinging version of "Jingle Bells" the band launched into the final number of the evening. This was, of course, "Gonna Fly Now," the theme from Rocky. The abbreviated version held several twists, but as a whole the band stayed very close to the recording here. The audience left satisfied. Throughout the show Ferguson, when not actually playing, occupied himself with directing the band and generally cavorting around the stage, white - haired and jolly, like a Santa Claus keeping busy during the off season. Whether directing the band or eliciting audience response, Ferguson indeed proved himself a consummate showman. There was never any indication, though, that the flash interfered with the music. Ferguson's show was entertainment, certainly, but it was also, most definitely, a concert, in the purest sense. 1725 -50th St., Kenosha Store Hours: 10 a. m. -5 p. m. Monday - Saturday The first meeting of the Parkside Dr. Who Fan Club will meet on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 161. All prospective members are welcome and are encouraged to come. If you watch and enjoy Dr. Who, come to the meeting. If you are interested in joining the club but can't make the meeting, call 639-7537 in Racine, or 658-2656 in Kenosha. Computer Club The Computer Club's last regular meeting of this semester will be Monday, Dec. 6 in MOLN D-133, from 1 - 2 p.m. Among other things, we will discuss the upcoming annual Christmas Dinner and a "just for fun" programming contest. The club will also begin planning "Computer Fair 7". This meeting is open to all students and faculty. Peer Support Peer Support invites all students to attend "Test Taking Tips," a seminar to be given by Susan Taylor on Dec. 2 at 7 p.m. in the WLLC Learning Lab, D-150C. Students attending should bring their class notes. Peer Support is also sponsoring two $50 scholarships for students who will be enrolled in the Spring 83 semester at Parted will be based on the following criteria: The applicant must not have been a full - time student in the past seven years; The applicant is not already receiving state or federal financial aid; And the applicant will write a paragraph describing his / her goals in continuing education. Scholarship applications are available in the Peer Support office, WLLC D-175. The applications must be received by Jan. 10, 1983. Art Addicts The Art Addicts would like to invite all students to come and celebrate art with us at our annual Art Day exhibition on Wednesday, Dec. 8 from 9:00 a?m. to 4:00 p.m. in Main Place. Student art will be on display and for sale, so come and see what your fellow students are doing. Be a part of art. IVCF Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship will hold their last lecture presentation for this semester on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 1:00 p.m. in Union 207. Forest William, guest lecturer, will be speaking on the topic of "Jesus: Because He Was a Man." On Wednesday, Dec. 15 at 1:00 p.m. in Union 207 IVCF will hold a social to reflect over this semester's topics and to celebrate RANGER Thursday, December 2,1982 ' not worth your ,ime I Golden Rondelle to hold free film screening I? Atf llt«A L* ^ T\/T O »">X r VXtft 1 A .... r % • . • by Tony Rogers Feature Editor "48 Hours" will be premiering in Racine and Kenosha theatres in about a week. I saw it in a sneak preview last weekend on the recommendation of a former friend. I stress the word former. The film stars Nick Nolte as a street - hardened detective on the, excuse me for this, streets of San Francisco. Early in the film two of Nolte's partners are killed in a shootout with a band of escaped convicts, so naturally he takes it upon himself to get revenge, against the wishes of the Chief of Police. Heard that plotline before? At this point Eddie Murphy enters the film. If you've seen 'Saturday Night Live' lately, you know that Murphy provides most of the laughs for an otherwise lame "Not Ready For Prime Time" cast. As Mr. Robinson, Buckwheat, and Velvet Jones, Murphy steals the show. As Reggie Hamlin, a convict in "48 Hours," he steals the show as well. The story goes like this: Hamlin, who is just finishing up a three year prison term for armed robbery, was once involved with the escaped convicts who killed Nolte's partners. He has information about where to find said convicts, so Nolte comes and hoists him out of prison on a 48 hour pass. Thus the title of the film. Of c ourse, the two make for an unlikely pair, a sort of odd couple of law enforcement. Nolte is a tough cop macho - man type with a voice like a professional wrestler. Murphy is a jive - talking street - wise con man. As they search for the convicts, they develop a fairly interesting friendship which is one of the film's few strong points. The two play off each other, Murphy bright and funny, Nolte a straight man. The problem with "48 Hours" is that it doesn't exercise its potential. Eddie Murphy is the best thing about the film, yet his comedic talents are used hardly at all. Nick Nolte is a good actor, and his character could have been expanded. Instead, he appears cardboard much of the time. The scenes between Nolte and Murphy are overwhelmed by scenes filled with gratuitous violence - people being shot in the chest, women being slugged, men being slugged, people being shot in the chest, etc. The film's chase scenes aren't well paced, and the so - called climax to the film, which of course is a big shootout, is more of a letdown. "48 Hours" could never have been great, but it could have been good. It is, however, only mediocre. Parkside Chorale to perform A holiday concert by the Parkside Chorale, an all - university singing ensemble, will be presented under the direction of William Weinert at 4 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 5, in the Comm Arts Theater. The featured work will be a short Christmas oratorio by the French Baroque composer Charpentier accompanied by a chamber ensemble of instrumentalists. The program will also include a setting of the Magnificat by Mendelssohn and Renaissance motets by Jacob Handl and Orlando di Lasso. A selection of holiday and seasonal songs and carols will complete the concert. Weinert, who joined the Parkside music faculty this fall, holds degrees from the Oberlin Conservatory of Music, UW - Milwaukee and UW - Madison and has conducted choral performances at those institutions. In addition to directing the Chorale, he also conducts the Chamber Singers and teaches vocal students. Admission for the concert is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for the general public. Ranger Needs Staffers AGRICULTURALISTS . .. You're Needed All Over the World. Ask Peace Corps volunteers why their agriculture degrees or form backgrounds ore needed in developing nations. Ask them how their knowledge of crops, livestock production, form mechanics or beekeeping methods help alleviate hunger, increase personal income and develop technical skills. They'll tell you of the rewords of seeing direct results of their efforts. They'll rell you Peace Corps is the toughest job you'll ever love. VISIT OUR BOOTH AT THE STUDENT CENTER DEC 2. REGISTER NOW AT THE PLACEMENT OFFICE FOR INTERVIEWS FRIDAY, DEC 3. PEACE CORPS Many people are faced with disabilities in their lives. For some, it can be as obvious as Muscular Dystrophy, a disease that often confines people to life in a wheelchair. For others, it can be as unapparent as a fear of heights. Find out how one extraordinary American family, the DeBolts, cope with disabilities when their heartwarming and amusing saga continues on the screen at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine on Thursday, Dec. 9, with the film "Stepping Out: The DeBolts Grow Up." The program begins at" 7 p.m. Winner of an American Film Festival Red Ribbon and the Golden Eagle Certificate from the Council of International Non Theatrical Events (CINE), the film follows the DeBolts through 1980, a year full of changes for the entire family. As the eight handicapped DeBolt teenagers living at home prepare for adulthood and independence, day - to - day routines become important stepping - stones to a life on their own. With the support and encouragement of their parents, the DeBolts learn to confront obstacles, confident that they will become successful adults. The program will also feature the film "Deaf Like Me," a touching story of a young deaf girl and her struggle to accept her disability. Both films will be inMilwaukee Happenings The Bel Canto Chorus performs G.F. Handel's Messiah on Friday, Dec. 10 and Saturday, Dec. 11 at 8 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. The guest soloists are Joy Simpson, soprano; Laura Snyder, mezzo - soprano; Alan Crabb, tenor; and John Ostendorf, bass. The Chorus performs the masterpiece with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra. Tickets are $8 - $15 and may be purchased at the PAC Box Office or through PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. Audience members have the chance to sing Messiah with the Bel Canto Chorus on Sunday, Dec. 12 a t 7 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Admission to the "Sing it Yourself Messiah" is free, but tickets are required. Tickets are being distributed through the First Wisconsin - Milwaukee banks. Guest conductor Rafael Kubelik leads the Chicago Symphony Orchestra in a concert on Monday, Dec. 6 at 8 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Tickets are $10 - $21.50 and are available at the PAC Box Office or through PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. This week the Skylight Comic Opera Company continues to present Iolanthe, Gilbert and Sullivan's delightful spoof of the British House of Lords, with performances on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 7:30 p.m., Friday, Dec. 10 and Saturday, Dec. 11 at 8:30 p.m., and Sunday, Dec. 12 at 2:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Tickets to the production are $8.25 and $9.75 and may be purchased at the PAC Box Office or by calling PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. The Milwaukee Repertory Theater presents Tennessee Williams' classic American play The Glass Menagerie on Tuesday, Dec. 7 through Friday, Dec. 10 at 8 p.m., with a matinee on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 2 p.m.; Saturday, Dec. 11 at 5 & 9:1 5 p.m.; and Sunday, Dec. 12 at 7:30 p.m. in the Todd Wehr Theater. Tickets range from $5 to $12 and are available at the PAC Box Office or by calling PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. terpreted for the hearing - impaired. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday (TTY/552-9656). There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located on the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. The program is a cooperative effort with Society's Assets, a Disability Resource Center for Independent Living. Patronize Ranger A duertisers PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK OF DEC. 6H1 10% OFF ALL NWfS A CHOCOLATE 6 Thursday, December 2,1982 RANGER New Music Jimmy Cliff a nd Bob Marley ignite the Reggae revolution P / l U n M ' n T _ i L . <1 i n . . . Feature Editor's note: In the 'New Music' column this week we take a break from the English New Wave and move to Reggae. With this article I introduce a new feature writer: Napoleon Scarbrough. Napolean, a music major here at Parkside, will be writing more New Music as well as other articles. Watch for him. by Napolean Scarbrough Reggae: The Ska's the Limit The sun is setting behind the fruit laden hills just beyond Kingston. As the darkness converges upon the land, the music starts to play as if by magic. Strolling along the streets of West Kingston, one can hear the sweet sounds coming from every house that is fortunate enough to own a radio. It is 1958, years before the real emergence of Reggae as a musical form of expression. What you hear now is American Soul artists as well as the newly formed Motown Sound Every now and then you will hear a strange new sound that brings a smile to the faces of the natives. This music is called Mento, or Ska; the forerunner of Reggae. One popular song of this period, recorded by the Folk Brothers, "Oh Carolina", drifts across the street. The record was produced by the legendary Jamaican artist Prince Buster, who imitated the sound ,of a saxaphone with his mouth because he could not have afforded the use of a real one, and the drumming was immortalized by the late Count Ossie, the man most responsible for the popularity of this sound. Ska, as well as Mento, is a combination of Calypso and musical rhythms from the Spanish - speaking Caribbean. The latter provides the rhythmic ingredients which is expressed by the local Jamaican musicians as a fusion with Reggae. As we move forward to the early sixties, we hear pioneer Reggae artists such as Toots and the Maytals, King Tubby, Bob Marley and Jimmy Cliff. These were most responsible for making Reggae a popular sound. Jimmy Cliff, born in rural Somerton, 12 miles, as the crow flies, out - side of Montego Bay, is a descendant of the Maroons, a band of escaped 18th century slaves who waged guerrilla war against the English Colonist. After singing with a few local bands, Jimmy, at age 15, recorded "Hurricane Hattie" and was suddenly pushed atop Jamaica's Hit Parade. He was then picked up by Toots and the Maytals and toured Europe. Later, in England, his heavy use of Amphetamines inspired him to write "Many Rivers to Cross", which brought him to the attention of Jamaican filmmaker Perry Henzel, then casting for "The Harder They Come". That film helped Jimmy personally and Reggae as a musical force. He then vanished from the music world, journeying to Africa in search of s oul. Bob Marley, a native of Kingston, was recording record after record and touring Jamaica and Europe in an effort to make his beloved music a popular musical form. Unlike Jimmy, Bob's foundation was rooted deeply in the Jamaican Religion - Rastafari; one who worships the God, Jah, wants freedom for all blacks everywhere, and promotes the use of t he sacred herb Ganji, or cannabis indica. Finally, after touring the world a few times, the album "Rastaman Vibrations" was released in the United States in 1975, just three years after the release and success of Jimmy Cliff's film. With the acceptance of America, the largest music market in the world, Reggae was finally a popular form of mainLockhood SR*?1 "BLACKBIRD" Sp«ed; In axce»» of 1800 Altitude: 85,0001mt WE'RE LOOKING FOR ENGINEERS WITH THEIR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS . . AND THEIR FEET ON THE GROUND. An Air Force engineer must accept a few basic principles. Working on projects such as the SR-71 is complex, stimulating and never routine. A challenge like the SR-71 calls on the best from the electrical, mechanical, astronautical, aeronautical and civil engineering disciplines to handle some of the toughest avionic problems. Air Force engineers experience this in their first year of service. An Air Force engineer can expect a lot in return. Assignments on state-of-the-art aircraft, duty locations from Boston to Los Angeles and flight opportunities to those qualified. Plus all the respect and prestige due an officer in the Air Force. There is something distinctly professional about an Air Force Officer. The Air Force offers a variety of challenges for engineering, math, computer or physical science majors. Both technical and managerial positions are available. To find out more about the Air Force, call or write: TSgt. Ed Boettcher 3555th USAF Recruiting Squadron 419 Main Street Racine, Wisconsin 53403 414-632-6487/1828 g n o AIM HIGH ! stream music. Today, Reggae is covered by a variety of groups, such as: "The Specials", "The Police", "The Clash", and many others. Stylistically, Jamaican music is changing every day. New styles of drum and bass (the foundation of the music) are coming into play, and different ways of communicating a song have become a characteristic of the Jamaican, or black singer. Undoubtedly the late Bob Marley contributed largely to the world acceptance of Reggae without compromising his political vision, but the music itself transcends Bob Marley and expresses the deep spiritual resources, wishes and aspirations of the black world for eventual freedom and justice. As long as suffering is the norm of the black experience, Reggae will be revelant to the human condition. Take a closer listen to Reggae and feel the powerful spiritual presence of the music. A musical form that took over two centuries to develop is well worth listening to. Milwaukee Theater The tender, bittersweet world < America's most celebrated livir playwright returns to the Pe forming Arts Center's Todd Wei Theater next month, as th Milwaukee Repertory Theatc presents Tennessee Williams' Th Glass Menagerie, Dec. 3 throug Jan. 9. Tickets range from $5 to $12. $1 discount is offered to senic citizens and students. Tickets ai available at the PAC box offici 929 North Water St., or charged t MasterCard or Visa by calling 27: 7206. The Glass Menagerie will t performed Tuesdays throug Fridays at 8 p.m., Saturdays at p.m. and 9:15 p.m., and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Matinees are at p.m., Dec. 5, 8, 15, 22, January and 5. Please note: There will t no performance Friday, Dec. 2• There will be a performance o Monday, Dec. 20. The Rep is well - equipped t accommodate patrons who ar blind or in wheelchairs. A signe performance of The Glas Menagerie will be presented at p.m. on Sunday, Jan. 2. Deaf an hearing impaired patrons shoul contact the Performing Art Center box office at 273-7206. A Christmas Carol, Charle Dickens' heart - warming holida classic, will be presented by th Milwaukee Rep throug December 26, in Milwaukee' historic Pabst Theater. Sponsore by the Metropolitan Milwauke Association of Commerce, thi popular production will run for 3 performances. Now in its seventh year, th MKT's version of the magics misadventures of Ebeneeze Scrooge has become one c Milwaukee's most popular winte events. This year's presentatior adapted by former Artisti Director Nagle Jackson, will b staged by Resident Director Nic Faust. An interpreted performance c this play will be presented for th , and hearing impaired o Monday, Dec. 20 at 8:00 p.ir Please note: There is no pel formance on Friday, Dec. 21 There is a performance o Monday, Dec. 20. Tickets are on sale at the Pabs w5fJ 0ffice ' 144 Eas wells, Monday through Friday noon to 6 p.m. Tickets may b charged by calling 271-2600. Special 1/2 price rates an available for children 12 am under. Student and senior citizei rates are also available with ID Sports Commentary RANGE R Thursday, December 2,1982 Football season produces mixed by Robb Luehr losSes incnrroH .. .. by Robb Luehr The strike is over! Football fans rejoice! Hip, hip, hooray . . . We're all happy, aren't we? Aren't we? Do we have a good reason to be happy? Do we? Not really. We fans don't have a good reason to be happy. We've lost seven games, and we're stuck with a watered - down half - season and a Mickey Mouse playoff set - up. The T.V. networks don't have a good reason to be happy. Granted, they're glad to have football back, but they can never recover their l0Sme ^ Cr ed , dUr ing ^ strike. ine owners don't have a eoori rSem^ h? PPy" They also had coSSR mo " etary >oss, and they couldn t spht up the union. e players don't have a good get^nv 10 bG happy " They dK orLc of the team's gross revenue, as they had absolutely wanted, and they didn't k f , W, age scale ' as ^ey had absolutely wanted. Instead, thev gave in on these and settled for an unreasonable facsimilie of an agreement. .Let's look at the agreement itself. The tentative contract totals $1.6 billion over five years including $300 million this year'. Ed Garvey, the executive director of the NFL Player's Association said, "If we can use this agreement as a building block for the future, it is certainly worth the effort." The contract calls for rookies to make a minimum of $30,000 this year, $40,000 in 1983 and '84, and $50,000 in '85 and '86. The current minimum is $22,000. The totals increase $10,000 for each year of seniority up to $200,000 for 18 - year veterans, with the maximum figure going to 17 - year veterans in 1983-84 and to 16 - year veterans rff!, 985 86 ' T* ie toP Hunimum for !.!5 " year Payers at present is $32,000. The average pay this Coach Profile - Wrestling by W PPaatricia Cnmhip T I • . tricia Cumbie Jim Koch is the Men's Wrestling coach and a Physical Education teacher here at Parkside. He is a graduate of South Dakota State University with his Bachelors degree in Math and Physical Education. He continued on at South Dakota to get his Masters in Physical Education. Wrestling has always been a long standing interest of his. He wrestled in high school, and was captain of his college wrestling team. In 1970, his first year out of school, h e came to Parkside. He wasn't planning on staying because South Dakota wanted him back. The wrestling team here at Parkside was young and Koch was up to the challenge. Jim Koch has experienced much success with the team. He's coached 29 All - Americans in his career. "I've been fortunate that when I began, I started out with a very talented individual who carried the team. But the team has just kept getting better." In the last ten years they have been in the top 10 in the national tournaments. "The athletic director is very supportive, and this helps the team. He keeps all the programs well balanced and doesn't financially favor one sport." Being in the national tournaments gives the team a good reputation and prestige. His approach to coaching is to keep the team up as well rounded individuals. "I personally try to keep them up academically and athletically." With his Bachelors degree in Math, he is able to help his wrestlers if they run into problems. Koch is a perfectionist and the team works on improving their skills and physical conditioning by having them lift weights. In practice, they try to eliminate weaknesses. The men are at different levels and this is usually due to the different coaching backgrounds of the men's respective high schools. He works on technique during practice. He does place emphasis on having the men work academically on getting their degrees. His opinion of Parkside is high. He commented, "I wouldn't have stayed this long if I didn't like it. The administration makes good decisions and they maintain a level of excellence." He feels confortable around everyone here, and has developed life long friends. One thing he would like to see is more of a variety of majors. This may entice more atheletes to the school also. There is no Physical Education major here and he would like to see that included. MMWtfi emotions season was $90,000. Included in the contract is the $60 million in seniority bonuses offered by management for this season. I ask you, was it worth sitting out 57 days for this so - called agreement? Gene Upshaw, the player's union president said, "The strike was worth it." But I think he is telling a little white lie; pardon me, a large white lie. It is estimated that the player's salaries lost totalled $9 million per week. I must admit, when the players first went on strike, I was in total agreement with them. Consider that, in comparison with other major sports, football brings in the most revenue, but the players themselves are paid the least in proportion to the monies generated. I still agree with the players, but the hard - line stance they took completely turned off the owners, so they realistically had no chance to get what they wanted. Eight weeks is a long time to be without football, but after not having it, I kind of wish that the whole season was scrapped. It would have been better for everyone involved. NFL Update: It is now the second week since football has been back. It is almost back to normal in the NFL. The Chicago Bears are playing at their peak level (1-3), as are the L.A. Rams (1-3), who are not to be confused with the L.A. Raiders (3-1). Our beloved (?) Packers lost a close one at New York against the Jets. Green Bay was held to just 52 yards on the ground, after being the top rushing offense in the National Conference. One of the biggest surprises this season is the 1-3 start of the Super Bowl champion San Francisco 49ers. Another surprise is the fast start of t he New Orleans Saints (3-1). I feel that this is going to be a strange year, one that hopefully will never show its ugly head again. Attendance is still down since the strike; witness only 33,985 to see Baltimore lose (as usual) to the home - town Buffalo Bills, and 33,411 in Atlanta to see the Falcons drop one to the St. Louis Cardinals. I certainly hope that stadiums will be filled as the season continues, but I don't think fans will be flocking to games after being slighted for so long. The supreme test will be the Super Bowl, being played as scheduled on Jan. 30. It will surprise me if they sell out. I'm not betting on it. CLASSIFIEDS PROFESSIONAL TYPING term papers, resumes, letters, spelling and grammar included. Call Lynn Holtie and leave a message on my tape. 552 7512. A.A. MEETING every Wednesday, Moln 211 between 1 & 2 p.m. BOOK SALE 50% off The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's - 3 12 6th St., Racine. Nov. 24th Dec. 11th. Bring this ad for 50% off. WHO TICKET FOR SALE Farewell Tour. Call Chris 639 1 255. PERSONALS TONY Don't know how to break this to you, but you're just not my type. Sorry. John DR. DREW: Stay merry and gay. Vour Fan Club WHAT PROMINENT Puerto Rican was seen hugging the Ranger editor? BLUE MONDAY PARTY at Louie's. Bring your whips and bananas. FOXY, GREEK GODDESS You're so . . . talented, fun, cute, soft, and intriguing. "Swiss Me" with a Hopfenperle tonight. 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PSGA GROUPIES: Our lives would be meaningless without you ... I. J. 8. L., inc. PHIL: The hairless wonder. We still love you. I.J. 8. L., inc. RED: Are you red all over?????? I.J. a. L„ inc. UW-P: Who do you know wants to buy PSGA??? Call 2244. Ask for Ernie Von Kreuser. PAT MULLIGAN: Congratulations on the AVERAGE. I s till think you're quite above the Average. DR. DREWW: Not to worry about the current rumors, Mary or not, we still love you. See you on Park Avenue this Sunday, you little cutie. PAT C: Have a jolly good birthday, ed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTY. Yer not too bad — for a Yank. John HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTY Rick PATTY have an ecstatic birthday!!! Any PATTY I hope you have a perfect B day! Robb PAT (ed): Please don't leave! My stuff Is here. I'll be back at 5 p.m. Jo GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! Tony Enjoy God's Country with Style. '•'•/.yf.r/. raffv'L- , "'"•"•tea IK ncnsu ' !l On Top at Union Square 8 Thursday, December 2,1982 RANGER Men's Basketball Referee's call ruins Ranger's opener by by Scott Scott CCann annalt alte e fouls. HP. marip hnth chnfc mi.. . , Who would have thought that neither the play of P arkside or St. Xavier would not be the determining factor in the outcome of Saturday's game? Probably nobody, but it ended up being an official's call that was definitely a big factor in aiding St. Xavier to a 69-61 victory. Parkside was leading 49^1 and had the momentum when disaster struck. With just over nine minutes remaining in the game, St. Xavier's Mike Pomorski made a power move towards the basket. He made the shot and was simultaneously fouled by Parkside's Brian Diggins. Before even letting Pomorski shoot his free throw, referee Mike Boelter called a technical foul on Parkside Coach Rees Johnson for kneeling in front of the Ranger's bench instead of sitting on it. The officials then proceeded to hand the ball to St. Xavier's Bob Konecki to shoot the two technical fouls. He made both shots and was allowed to shoot Pomopski's free throw as well. Konecki converted on the free throw and tied the score at 49-49. Why Konecki was allowed to shoot his team mate's free throw no one knows, except of course referee Boelter. (Does he even know why?) St. Xavier Mike Keasler was content to sit back and watch the whole ordeal. "Obviously we got a big break from the officials," he commented. "Konecki is a 90 percent free throw shooter and Pomorski shoots only about 55 percent from the line. They just handed the ball to Konecki and naturally I wasn't going to argue. I think it just happened out of confusion." Whether it was confusion or not, Coach Johnson was still upset about the whole incident. "I'm disappointed because poor judgement on the part of the official had bearing on the game. The referee messed up. I'm still not clear about that technical I was under the impression that you can kneel in front of your bench on a dead ball," Johnson said. Even though Johnson was disappointed with the final outcome of the game, he was pleased with his team's effort. "We're just as good as them," said Johnson. "I'm pleased overall with the team's play. We played together as a team. We didn't lose our intensity but our mental toughness towards the end. We're a young team and it's something we will have to work on as the season progresses." Jay Rundles led Parkside in scoring with 16 points. Tonight at 7:30 Parkside plays Roosevelt University here. Saturday, Parkside has their last home game until Jan. 15 which they will play Oshkosh at 7:30. Optimistic outlook for women's Basketball by Carol Kortendick Basketball has infringed its high strung, nerve racking season upon us once again and with it brings to us the Parkside Women's Basketball Team. Coaching the team this year is Noreen Goggin. She is optimistic about this year's season. The first home game of the season will be played against North Central University, this Saturday, Dec. 4 at 5 p.m. Coach Goggin feels the team needs more time to improve its skills, stating her team will be slightly shakey for their first few games. Starters for the game will be, center Laurie Pope, a 6 foot senior, forwards Tracie Sylvester and Jenne Jacobs, both juniors, and guards Robin Henschel and Cindy Ruffert, also juniors. According to Goggin, past experience, tight defense and ability to run the fast break will be the team's main forces. Coach Goggin credits the team's strength to Laurie Pope, Robin Henschel and Jenne Jacobs. Other team members, however, should be noted for their valuable contributions to the squad. They are: Kim VanDerra, Patty Hesse, Debbie Ambruso, Midge Schinderle, Chris Kirt, Lynda Masters and Andrea Larson, who is presently suffering from a knee injury. Goggin anticipates a balance between wins and losses and predicts tough competition from U.W. Milwaukee. Games will usually be played on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Conference won't begin until after Christmas and Goggin trusts her team will improve to place high in the tournament. This season holds many hopes for the women's team. OPPS goes for t he shot. . ANNOUNCING ONE OF THE BEST EN TERTAINMENT PACKAGES AROUND RANGER BASKETBALL & LIVE POST-GAME ENTERTAINMENT AT THE PARKSIDE UNION TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE — GO TO THE GAME AND EXCHANGE YOUR BASKETBALL TICKET AT HALF TIME FOR A FREE POST-GAME EVENT ADMISSION Z LU s z 2 Dd LU LU |_ £ Z h- LU THE GREASED UP, SUCKED DOWN SOUNDS OF 50's ROCK'N ROLL ROCKIN' ROBINS 9:00 P.M. —UNION SQ. $3.00 AT THE DOOR — OR — FREE WITH EXCHANGE TICKET POPULAR MADISON BASEDGROUP THE DIFFERENCE 9:00 P.M. —UNION SQ. $3.00 AT THE DOOR — OR — FREE WITH EXCHANGE TICKET NOTE: FREE POST-GAME EVENT TICKETS ARE OBTAINABLE ONLY AT THE GAME. B ASKETBALL TICKFTQ VA/I. . NOT BE HONORED AS ADMISSION A T THE UNION. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 13, December 2, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Twas still light before Christmas and in the White House Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ||5i3|| was still light before Christinas and iq tl)e White House ^ Hot a creature was stirring—rjot ever} a rrjouse. A.n^ Kancy in fechicj 55? And Kan in his cap ^}\ Had just settled down Jor th^1" afternoon rjap, sT/^ "Whcn /roin tl^e next roorn there arose such a clatter/ 8ince Meese didqtwafe hirrj, 'Ken thought nothing % ^atteT^|§| Het vi>hat shoul d appear bejbre $yon $£agatfs eyes ^ut a gaunt, ghostly rnan, which was ^uite a surprise, L\ i\j His chains apd coin boxes weight h^ life a brick; cRpn Knew in a rnorrjent it wasn't ^aint^tfieK,. the ghost of 3akg jVfarley," the ghost said with a §neert, r University of Wisconsin - Parkside er Thur day, December 9, 1982 Vol. 11 - No. 14 " wa5 still light hef ore Q\rist1:''1~ and it1 t~e White House. · 11 " ~ot a creature was st1rrui.g--11ot eve11 a ti102.tse. ~ I . Attd:Na.qcy in kychieJ ~~ At1d ~t1 °111 his cap -==- ~ Hdd just seitled dowf'l .for their after11001') 11a_p, i~, W~eq from the ~~t room tllere arose such a dait~r ! ~ ~ Si~c.e ~~e did111it'Wa~ him, ~tl tl7_oug~t 11otlti11g tlie matter.~ Ye-t -w~at ~tiou1d appear ~for~ ~rt ~garf s e!Je-S ., Uut a gaunt, gho~t1~ m.a11, -whicl? -was <wite a surprise. I ~ ~\ N is eyes-oh 110-w suUeii_l --.._, 1/11I .IJ:RIHl.':B::!, His Jace draw11 aiid sad.- 1 1 1 l _,"""'""'· , lfis pi~i1 Q1.1t1% 1it,ip af!d his breath -was so bad! • ~ i) Jfls chains aQd coll) boxec> -weighed hini dowri ill%_ a brick;_ ~ ' ~11 !Q1ew ill a mome11t it -wa:;q't £amt ~e~. =- ~J'lll -tlte g~ost 2J: Ja~ :1Jar1ey," ~e g~o~t sail3: witl\ a SQeer. _ ~ _ - ~- 8>a11ta's bus~ cw1th poor fol~ anct couldn "t be here." ~~Sut ~a~a~ re_pli~d, "nott't tell JJ€ to repent! ~-~- ~-~;You -will Jina t10-where qear a more geqerotti gent!'' !I · iThe iho©t 8>aid, :•1 doubt_ no~ Bot.Ir daimed_ge.ttero~it,~; .,~ J belie'Ve you'rVe di~p1a]Jed 1t w1tli Qfi;eQero~rt,~. '-.4The fact that 1Jau1t i~ your nabit in which: ~~:-r,,_-~~ ; ;! you . steal Jrom. the poor and you gii>e to the ricq. ,, -· ---•~ ~ ._ -~ ..::: ....... .... by Sharron Aken From Nov. 29at9 a. m. to Dec. 1 at 8 p. m. 3,642 students completed early spring registration. Last year's early spring registration was 3,214 students. By early students hope to avoid problems with closed classes. "However, there are numerous class sections closed, but it is not unusual. It happens every semester, and is not a crisis," said Gail Starks, student data analyst. Many of the requirements such math and English are closed. In addition, the business department seems to be filling up very fast. A list of all the closed sections follows: 01SC NURS- 210 08 230 01 08 230 0 01 08 230 0 02 08 332 D 02 08 332 0 93 08 332 L 02 08 332 L 03 tH5 222 01 15 330 01 25 112 H 01 25 112 M 02 , , 2 5 123 01 ^25 332 * H 51 33 435 01 A CMPTR S 3* 130 M 01 34 130 M 02 34 130 M 03 34 130 H 04 34 130 H 05 1*5 01 cJlH* 370 01 41 105 01 41 105 02 41 202 01 41 290 02 42 100 04 42 101 03 42 101 04 42 101 05 42 101 06 42 101 07 42 101 10 42 101 11 42 101 16 42 102 01 42 102 02 42 102 03 42 102 05 42 102 06 42 102 07 42 102 08 42 201 01 Continued On Page Three by Bob Riesling News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association will not be able to transfer funds into needy accounts, according to a decision by SUFAC which says that PSGA may not make the transfers until they take action to pay off the debts. The three accounts which are short at this time are travel, mailing and the secretary's salary account. The total debt to be paid is about $550. PSGA will not be able to travel and they will not be able to pay their secretary until the problems are ironed out. An initial proposal put before the senate several weeks ago was rejected because it had allocated money from the student government's personal account to help make up the shortfall. The personal account is composed of money from other than normal by Jeff Wicks What does Parkside offer that K-Mart doesn't offer? The smart Christmas shopper was here last Saturday as the eighth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair offered everything from a solid oak rocking horse for Junior ($40.00) to a pair of h and - knitted slippers for Gramma ($5.00) to a rubber - molded plaster of paris E.T. statuette ($8.00) for whoever! Although there is no official record of attendance, Assistant Coordinator for Student Activities Marilyn Bugenhagen estimated between 6000 and 7000 people attended the fair in a period of six hours. Almost all items sold by the 223 merchants exhibiting their wares were hand - made, and even the most choosy shopper could find that "perfect holiday gift." Among the hundreds of different items to choose from was woodcrafted knick - knacks, tableware, clocks, mirrors, signs, Ijand - finished cribbage tables, and even hair - dryer holders, all hand - made. A wooden dollhouse that was sold right away went for $100. There were various types of pottery, plaster, ceramic, porcelain, greenware and glassware products displayed, and the buyer had much to choose from. Towels, table linens, embroidered quilts, Bargello pillows, and outerware of various materials and colors were offered, and jewelry, paintings, pictures, greeting cards and other paper products, and even Borgana home - made puppets were for sale. "We've been coming here for the last three years," said Keith Wendling, an exhibitor from Mt. Prospect, Illinois, "and this is the biggest craft show we attend." Although Wendling and his family travel to other craft shows to sell their merchandise in towns like Antioch, Libertyville and Grayslake, Wendling said this was his biggest money - maker. Some merchants have their own gift shops, such as Dory Alexander from Bassett, Wisconsin, who only attends big fairs. "They have to be big shows to pay off," she said. Others, like Angie Gionco are dealers for companies that specialize in crafts in addition to making her own crafts. She added that this was also her biggest craft show of the year. For some exhibitors, craft shows like this one are their only source of revenue, according to Bugenhagen. A single space to rent for the fair cost $13.25 and there was a waiting list of over 25 exhibitors DOLLS seen who had to be turned down due to a lack of space, even though there were tables lined up on sides of the entire length of the concourse and filling the Union Dining Room. ' There were some admitted flaws in the registration process of the exhibitors who were able to rent a space, such as a lack of manpower and tables, but after the fair was opened to the public, the merchandisers were ready to do business. Bugenhagen stressed that the registration process was at craft fair. one problem that had to be worked out for next year. There was live entertainment provided for shoppers and both the Union Square and the Coffee Shop in Wyllie Library - Learning Center was open to accomodate hungry buyers. What sold the best during the fair? Most people agreed that it was Christmas wreaths, which were made in different sizes, materials and colors. Overall, the day proved to be eventful for all involved. funding channels such as segregated fees. It is source of discretionary for the student government. PSGA has not been able to take action on a new measure present because of delays in holding meetings during two weeks. For of Thanksgiving the break with their normal schedule. week a meeting was scheduled for 9:30 Wednesday evening, but cancelled for lack of quorum, and was rescheduled for evening, Thursday. That day a notice meeting was placed over announcing the meeting, four to five senators were present. It was undetermined cancelled the meeting. PSGA is planning on drawing up an alternate proposal, by president Jim Kreuser President Chuck Betz, for presentation at this meeting. Intramurals On Mondays, students, faculty and staff are welcome to badminton. Play will be unscheduled. All those interested in having a w.orkout on the court should simply show up in the gym between noon and 2 p.m. until semester break. All men interested in competing in the men's Basketball League must have their roster and entry form turned in to the Physical Education office by Friday, Jan. 7 at 4:30 p.m., preferably before end of the semester. Play will begin on Sunday, Jan. 16 and will continue until the round robin completed. Games will scheduled at 3:30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. Those interested in playing simpler version of basketball should enter the Coed 2 on 2 Basketball League. One male one female constitute a team each player must score five baskets. The first team to score five apiece wins. The only rule is that a women's varsity team player cannot team with a varsity team player to compete in the league. Play will on Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m. beginning Jan. 26. The entry deadline is Wednesday, Jan. 19. by Pat Hensiak Editor The University of Wisconsin System exists to students a quality educational The United Council, a statewide lobbying group, tries to ensure that quality experience academically and socially to all the students in the state. There are a multitude of things United Council can do if given the chance. Recently, Phil Pogreba announced his candidacy for the president of United Council. Pogreba has been in the Senate here at Parkside for the past two years. He has been participating in United Council for the past year. When serving as the President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Pogreba sat on all committees. Within faculty committees, he has served on Academic Program Planning and Review, Academic Actions, Library Learning Center Committee, and the Disciplinary Committee. Within Administrative Committees, Pogreba has served time Housing Task Force, Resident Assistant Search and Screen Committee, Minority Retention Program Coordinator Search and Screen, and Financial Aids Appeal Hearing. "I've been in Parkside's Student Government for two years now," explained Pogreba. "By participating in United Council meetings, I've learned the ins - and - outs of t hat organization as a whole. I'd like to step in next year and better communications within the UW system schools. I'd like to see a lot of promoting in the area of in ter - campus activity. By that I mean campuses working together on projects that will better our whole system. A main thrust would have to come in the area of communication. Perhaps a way to develop this would be the implementation of a statewide computer system. The location for the base would be in Madison, and all of the other campuses would connect to the terminal. Through grant writing, we could acquire the money necessary to make a move like this." Pogreba also pointed out that since the '60's and early '70's, student activism has changed considerably. Students no longer take the disagreements they have into the streets in the forms of protests and riots. Activists today are taking the disagreements to the committee and negotiating table. "This has been a positive move for students. It is important that work be done constantly to ensure that students right's statewide are not violated. I'm willing to work diligently on the of - Administration means of - administration system. Last Ranger of semester 1982at UW^ark^dp1 ^Vh I*anger marks of semeste have enJ^aSe^^^n/n^^rTrt'ly ^ °Ur di s t r i b u t e d ' ' I l ^Ra ' J .he , ^ r s t R anger o f the new y e a r w i l l Display ?d?er^silr^7na"d eVery Monday of th* semester, semester. on Jan- 18 and every Tuesday of Classified ads — noon on Jan. 14 and every Friday of the semester. next semSe'^UntiTthen0 workl"g with the Parkside community ag holiday season! 0ur readers a" the best of the com 2 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Record number of students register early PSGA unable to make budget transfers Kiesling NewsEdltor fWlds ~Y dec1s1on PSG,:\ debts as used as a funds bv 29at9a. 1 p. registering or as Engli h fast . or 01 SC TYPE COURSE SECT CONS NURS 08 ZlO 01 PSYCH .332 ~15 PHY ED 0 0 0 l M 25 -t:"25 • ENGR TECH 3 3 't35 CHPTR 34 31t 1)0 3~ 1 lt5 ~34 CdkH ""M M oz 81 0~ Atl 0 2 ~1 41 ENGLISH ... 2 0.3 '92 04 lOl ll <\2 ~2 ('onllnut'd sala!j' ~ An at deJays the last the week interfered Last was £or the next cancelling the the sign and only who had and Vice week's senate Arts · and crafts fair-ly popular this season Second semester lntramurals byJeUWlcks 40.00l or hand ($5.00) • or 8.00> or or • or woodcrafted • l}and • • • or or • Dlinois, • or or both or or the r~stratioo • sizes ' play badmintoo. 7 the is completed . be a and and val"Sity men's be :-:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:❖:!:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:-;-:-:-:-:-:♦:♦:-:,:♦:♦:♦:-:•:❖:•:.::♦:-:-:-: Pogreba announces candidacy for U.C. I Pat Henslak maintenance or already acquired EdJtor rights, as well as work to see to it Screen Ap- the UW system schools. I'd like to that student rights are increased. peal H~ring. see a lot of promoting in the area This kind of thing has to be or give experience. CoWlCil, or or m or St>nate, committees , PlaMing Committee , Admin1stra tive on the of inter · campus activity. By that priority on any student activists list," concluded Pogreba. explained Pogreba. "By par- together on projects that will . The last subject Pogreba ticipating discussed was Student . Admeetings, I 've learned the ins - thrust would hav~ to_ come in the ministration relations. Pogreba . or that area of commwucat1on. Perhaps feels that Parkside administration a way to develop this would be the is very student oriented. With this implementation of a statewide Pogreba would like to work with computer system. location for the administration to develop a the base would be in Madison, and m~!L'l of. better student • adall of the other caf!lpuses would m1mstrat1on working relations connect to the terminal. Through throughout the entire system PHIL POGREBA · :v:~k? t:Z.~~ssary to make a Last Ranger of semester Thi since the '60's and early '70's, 1982 a~ ~f:iti-~e or Ranger marks the close or the fall semester <I student activism has changed have enjo;edarthi 1 · The Ranger staff sincerely hopes that our readerS O J s semester's newspapers. take the disagreements they have dist~~~arxu2~ l983, the f~rst Ranger of the new year will be into the streets in the forms or semester. · anger deadlines will remain effective during the ~~:,\;- 9 ~m. on Jan. 17 and l'very Monday or the st"mester. ,emt':tt';. a vertislng - noon on Jan. 18 and evl'ry Tuesday of the C'la&slfied ad·s - noon on J an. 14 and every Friday of the semt'tter. We're looking forward to k' . . . . next sem t . wor ing with the Parkside commumty again holl.da Y seesa seorn !U ntil then, we wish our readers all the best of the coming RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 Applications for a $175 scholarship for the spring semester are invited by the Communication department. This one - time award to a student who intends to pursue an organizational communication career in a business environment »s a gift from Peg Fisher, President of Peg Fisher & Associates of Racine. A consultant / trainer with a national client list, Ms. Fisher presented the second in this fall's series of Modules with Professional Communicators. Ms. Fisher and the Communication Professional communicator offers *175 scholarship faculty welcome all qualified applicants for this cash award. Applicants must: • intend to pursue a career in Organizational Communication in a business setting. • display interest in solving communication problems, and effecting change in business organizations. • have a minimum of two years work experience including part - time work. • pay for own tuition, including loans and work - study. t carry a 3.2 GPA in the Communication major. To apply, submit a letter of application and a resume citing your qualifications and your career goals to Janet Wells, Comm Arts 273, on or before Thursday, Dec. 23. Three members of the Communication faculty will evaluate the applications. The winner will be notified before the opening of Spring semester, and will be presented with the award on Monday, Jan. 17 at 5:00 p.m. — the first of the Spring 1983 series of Modules with Professional Communicators. That imposter struck here Frank many as FISHER, a consultant / trainer who owns Peg Fisher & Associates, helps module students to answer her question: "Why Bother to Communicate in Business?" After conducting two modular sessions in the Professional Communicators Program this fall, Ms. Fisher decided to sponsor a scholarship for a Communication student. Plays at Parkside by Pat Hensiak Editor Abagnale, known to the "Great Imposter," has stopped his college lecturing tour around the country. Abagnale said that he feels bad about explaining to young people, his life of crime. The cancellations for already booked tours came after William Toney, a criminology professor at Stephen F. Austin University told an audience that Abagnale is a somewhat bigger imposter than thought by many. Toney claims his research shows that Frank Abagnale hasn't done many of the things he has claimed. Toney claimed that Abagnale has never impersonated a doctor, an assistant attorney general, or a college professor. Last February 24, Abagnale appeared at Parkside and gave his college lecture. The account he gave was indeed an interesting one, telling that he started at a young age. He had a fascinating talent to make a number of people believe that he was somebody that he actually wasn't. When he was just 16, his parents were in the process of getting a divorce, and Abagnale dropped out of school. He left his hometown of Bronxville, New York and went to New York City. Although he doesn't blame the fact that his parents were getting divorced on his FRANK ABAGNALE seated in the center on the Mike Douglas Show. 3 Glass Menagerie plays this weekend "The Glass Menagerie," Tennessee Williams' American classic, is the fall studio production at Parkside. The play will run this weekend with peter mances at 8 p. m., Friday and Saturday, Dec. 10 an d 11. Williams' autobiographical masterpiece is a memory play, and according to Williams, his play tells the story of "the long awaited, always expected something that we live for." The story takes the form of a young man's recollection of a disheartening past. In the young man's story, his mother's delusions and his sister's frail beauty are both revealed in the glass of fantasy which is finally shattered by the reality brought by a visit from a "gentleman caller." "The Glass Menagerie" opened at the Civic Theatre in Chicago in 1945 to unanimous critical acclaim. It had an even more successful New York run which established Tennessee Williams as one of America's most respected and accomplished playwrights. Williams' plays are considered major works in American literature and include "Night of the Iguana" and two Pulitzer prize - winners, "Streetcar Named Desire" in 1947 and "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" in 1955. Russ Tutterow will direct the production, his first at Parkside. Tutterow is a Chicago - based professional director, playwright, actor and teacher. Tutterow was a founding member and associate director with Chicago's Travel Light Theatre, where his long - running, "P.S. Your Cat is Dead," earned him a Jefferson Citation Nomination for outstanding direction, Chicago's equivalent to New York's Tony Award. Tutterow says, "I chose 'The Glass Menagerie' to do at UW - Parkside for a couple of reasons: because the play has more life, humor and happiness than I have seen in past productions; and because the play should be optimistic and healthy," Tutterow says, "this play shows Williams really loves all his characters, and so the audience can relate to these folks who are not removed from everyday life." One of Williams' important themes about the conflict between the beast and the romantic within each individual is an important keystone of this play. Tutterow also feels that "The Glass Menagerie" is a perfect vehicle to work on within a studio environment. The intimate playing space allows the audience a closer interaction and involvement with the characters, as well as providing valuable training for student actors. Tutterow says, "I find working in the college environment very exciting, and the students at Parkside to be very professional in their approach to their work." When casting this play, Tutterow says, "I did not look for the perfect person to play the role, but instead looked for actors who were flexible. If the actor is flexible, then he and the director can explore the different ways to play the role. The actor becomes more in tune with his own emotions, which in turn makes the role his distinctive personal creation." Members of the cast include: Patricia Casciaro (Kenosha) as Amanda Wingfield, the mother, who lives in a dingy St. Louis apartment with her daughter Laura, played by Rebecca Julich (Racine) and her son Tom, played by David Schroeder (Kenosha). Scott Reichelsdorf (Kenosha) arrives as the gentleman caller. Other members of the production staff include: Barbara Thompson, costume designer, Charles Erven, set designer, and Jon Schoenoff, lighting designer. Admission at the door is $3 f or students, staff and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. If tickets are ordered in advance, admission is $2.50 and $3.50. Seating in the studio environment, wrapping the audience around the play, is extremely limited, so early reservations are suggested. Tickets can be reserved by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. criminal behavior, Abagnale sees it as a precipitating factor. After coming to the realization that an inexperienced youth doesn't make the kind of money necessary for the lifestyle he wanted, Abagnale turned to other means to get ahead. He stole every dime he needed to satisfy his wants and needs. Abagnale always tried to keep in mind that what he was doing was for monetary reasons, and none other. He was just acting. Abagnale had some interesting methods of operation. His most popular and longest term was as an airline pilot. He actually made himself a Pan American World Airways pilot. He worked his way up through the cockpit ranks of flight engineer, to first officer, to captain. He swindled the company out of a small fortune in cash. He started by letting himself be seen in a pilot's outfit that he picked up from a uniform manufacturer. Unfortunately, he had to remedy the fact that he was a pilot without a license. He found quite a remedy. At first, he simply converted a plain I.D. card into an airline card by using logos available in a model plane kit. He craftily forged a pilot's license by following up on an ad that he saw for the engraving of a pilot's license on a silver plaque. After receiving all of the information needed, set up on a plaque, Abagnale simply had it photocopied and was flying, without question. The only time he got a little jumpy was when he was asked by another pilot What type of equipment he was on. Abagnale only answered with "General Electric," and left as quickly as possible. He never worried about age, because he looked older than 16, and the pilot's uniform made him look even older. After the shady answer he had given the officer who inquired about the type of equipment he used, Abagnale did some serious studying about flying, and found out that he could fly on any airline free of charge. Although Abagnale was often given the chance to take the "wheel," there was never any real danger, because he always put the plane on automatic pilot, and he would sit and talk with the copilot. Continued On Page Nine Registration records set ENGLISH 42 405 P„ HILOS 450 47 101 SPANISH101 48 104 48 104 48 204 CHEMISTRY 62 62 62 62 62 62 62 62 LIFE 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 MATH 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 102 102 102 102 102 115 203 215 SCI 102 106 106 106 116 210 210 210 360 012 013 013 013 013 013 013 013 014 014 ge Two 66 014 M 54 66 014 M 55 01 66 014 M 56 66 014 M 57 01 66 112 03 01 6666 111122 0045 02 66 112 08 03 04 02 66 142 01 66 142 02 0 03 MATH 0 04 66 142 03 0 05 66 221 03 L 01 66. 222 01 L 03 PHYSICS L 01 67 201 01 01 67 201 0 01 L 03 67 201 L 01 67 201 L 02 L 01 67 202 L 01 L 03 67 202 L 02 L 05 67 223 01 L 07 67 223 L 01 M 81 UE HYGN 01 68 461 01 L 01 MEO TECH L 02 69 101 01 Q 01 BUS&AO 71 SC 100 01 M 02 71 201 01 M 01 71 201 02 M 02 71 201 03 M 03 71 210 01 M 04 71 220 01 M 05 71 303 01 M 06 71 304 02 M 07 71 311 01 M 51 71 321 01 M 53 71 322 01 71 71 71 71 71 71 71 71 n 71 i A:ON" 84 84 84 326 330 345 350 354 371 37 42 _ 447 495 495 722 732 201 201 GEOGRAP2H0Y2 85 290 HISTORY %66 242 01 02 01 02 01 01 02 01 01 0 0 01 01 02 03 02 01 01 DISC TYPE COURSE SECT AR POL SCI f a ! at" 91 MUSIC •^94 ORAMA 98 215 370 370 122 231 342 206 115 01 01 02 01 01 01 01 01 * indicates alternate section is available (ie the class is not really closed) RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 3 Professional communicator offers s175 scholarship Application for a $175 cholarship !or the pring em ter are invited by the ommunication departm nt. Thi faculty welcome all qualifi d applicants for thi ca h award Applicants must; • intend to pursue a career in rganizational Communication in bu ine s etling. application and a resume citing your qualification and your car r goal to Jan t Wells, Comm Arts Z73, on or before Thursday, Dec. 2.'3. Three m mbers of the Communication faculty will evaluate the applications. The winner will be notified before the ~ning of pring semester, and will be presented with the award on Monday, Jan. 17at 5:00 p.m. - the first of the Spring 1983 series of Modules with Professional Communicators. on - time award lo a tudent who intends to pur ue an organizational comm uni ca lion career in a bu ire s environm nt i a gift fr m P g Fi er, Pre ident of Peg Fi her & • display inter -t in solving communication problems, and effecting change in bu ines organizations. That imposter struck here iat or Raci . A consultant / trainer with a national cli nt list, Ms . Fish r pr nted the ond in this fall's series of Modul with Prof si nal Communic l r · . M . Fi her and the Communication • have a minimum of two year work perience including part - time work. • pay for o n tuition. including loans and w k - study. • carry a 3.2 GPA in the ommunication major. To appl , ubmit a l tter of PEG FISHER, a consultant / trainer who owns Peg Fisher & Associates, helps module students to answer her question: "Why Bother to Communicate In Business?" After condudlng two modular sessions In the Protesslonal Communicators Program this fall, Ms. Fisher decided to sponsor a scholarship for a Communication student. Plays at Parkside b PalH n iak Editor Frank Abagnale, known to many as t ''Great Imposter," ha stopped his college lecturing · tour around the countr . Abagnal aid that h feel bad about explaining to young people, hi life of crime. The cancellation for air dy booked tours came arter William Toney, a criminology prof or at Stephen F. Austin Univ rsity told an audience that Abagnale is a somewhat bigger impost!!f than thought by many. Toney claims his research show that Frank Abagnale hasn't done many of the things he has claimed. Toney claimed that Abagnale has never impersonated a doctor, an a sistant attorney general, or a college professor. Last February 24, Abagnale appeared at Parkside and gave his college lecture. The account he gave was indeed an interesting on , telling that he started at a young age. He had a fascinating talent to make a number of people believe that he was somebody that he actually wa n' l. When he wa just 16, his parents were in the process of getting a divorce, and Abagnale dropped out of school. He left his hometown of Bronxviii , 'cw York and went to ' w York City . Although he doesn't blame the (act that his parents were getting divorced on his Glass Menagerie plays this weekend "The Gla s Menagerie," Tennessee Williams' American cla sic, is the fall studio production at arkside. The play will run thi w k nd with pe" formanc at 8 p. m., riday and turday, . 10 and 11. Williams' autobiographical ma terpiece i memory play, humor and happiness than I have seen in past productions; and because the play should be optimistic and healthy," Tutterow Admission al the door is $3 for students, staff and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. ff tickets are ordered in advance, admi ion i 2.50 and $3.50. Seating in the studio environment, wrapping the audience around. the play, is extremely limited, so early reservations are suggested. Tickets can be r erved by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. FRANK ABAGNALE seated In the center on the Mike Douglas Show. criminal behavior, Abagnale ees it as a precipitating factor. After coming to the realization that an inexp rienced youth doesn't make the kind of money necessary for the lif tyle h wanted, Abagnale turned lo other means to get ahead. He stole every dime he needed to sati ry his wants and needs. Abagnale always tried to keep in mind that what he w doing was for mon tary rea on , and none other. H was just acti . Abagnale had some interesting methods of operation. Hi most popular and longe t l rm was as an airline pilot. He actually made him IC a Pan American World Airways pilot. He worked his way up through the co kpit rank, of flight engineer, to first officer, to captain. He swindled the company out of a small fortun in ca h. H started by letting himself be seen in a pilot's outfit that he picked up from a uniform manufacturer. nfortunately, he had lo remedy the fact that he was a pilot without a license. He found quite q remedy. At first, he simply converted a plain I.D. card into an airline card by u ing logos available in a model plane kit He craftily forged a pilot's license by following up on an ad that he saw for the engraving of a pilot's licens on a ilver plaque. After r iving all of the information n ed, set up on a plaque, Abagnale simply had it photocopied and was flying, without question The only time he got a little jumpy was when he was asked by a not her pi lot hat type of equipment he was on. Abagnale only answered with "Genera] l tric," and left as quickly a po· ible . H n er worried about age, because he looked older than 16, and the pilot's uniform made him look even older. Aft the h d i n he offic r who inquired about the t pe of equipment he used, Abagnale did some serious tudying abou flying, and found out that he co d fly on any airline free of charge Although Abagnal as often giv n the chanc to tak the "wheel," th e was never any real danger, because he always put the plane on automatic pilot, and he would sit and talk with the copilot . lne and according to William , hi play 11 th tory r "the long aw ited, alway expected som hing that w live for." The ·tory tak th form of a young m n' r ollection or a disheartening pa t. In the young man' ays, "this play hows William really loves all his characters, and so the audience can relate to these folks who are not removed from everyday life." One of Williams' important themes about the conflict between the beast and the romantic within each individual is an important key tone of this play. Tutterow also feels that "The Glas Menagerie" is a perfect vehicle to work on within a studio environment. The intimate playing space allow the audience a closer interaction and involvement with the characters, as well a providing valuable training for student actors. Registration records set I tory, his mother' delusions and hi ister' frail beauty are both r ve led in the gla of Canta y which i finally shattered by the r lily brought by a visit from a · •g ntl man call ." "The Glas Menag rie" opened at the ivic Theatr in Chicago in 1945 to unanimous critical acclaim. It had an even more succ ful ew York run which tablished Tenne William a one of America's mo t respect d and accomplished playwright! . William ' plays are con 1dered major works in Am ican lit ature and include " ight or the Iguana" and two Pulitzer prize - winners, " treetcar 'amed Desire" in 1947 and " t on a Hot Tin Roof" in 1955. Russ Tutterow will direct the production, hi fi t at arkside. Tutterow i a hicago - based p ofes ion al director, playwright, actor and teacher. Tutterow wa a founding m mber and associate direct r with Chicago' Travel Light Theatre, where his long - running, "P. . Your Cal is Dead," eamed him a Jefferson Citation omination (or outstanding direction, Chicago's equivalent to N w York's Tony Award. Tutterow says, "I chose 'The Glas Menagerie' to do at UW - Parksid for a couple of rea · n : because the play has m r life, Tutterow says, "I find working in the college environment very exciting, and the students at Parkside to be v ry {X'ofes ional in their approach to their work." When ca ting this play, Tutt ow says, "I did not look for the perfect person to play the role, but instead looked for actors who were flexible. If the actor is flexible, then he and the director can explore the different ways to play the role. The actor becomes more in tune with his own emotion , which in turn makes the role his distinctive personal creation." Members or the cast include; Patricia Casciaro (Kenosha) as Amanda Wingfield, the mother, who lives in a dingy St. Louis apartment with her daught r Laura, played by Rebecca Julich (Racine) and her son Tom, played by David Schroeder <Kenosha>. Scott Reichelsdorr (Kenosha) arrives a the gentleman caller. Other member of the production taff include: Barbara Thompson, costume designer, Charles Erven, set designer, and Jon Schoenof(, lighting designer . onUnued From Page Two ENGLISH lt2 4gs 01 't2 4 0 01 PHllOS 47 101 01 "t 7 SPANISH 101 02 48 lO't 03 48 104 04 48 204 02 CHEMISTRY 62 102 0 03 62 102 0 04 62 102 0 OS 62 102 l 01 62 102 l 03 62 115 l 01 ti 203 01 215 L 03 LIFE SCI 64 102 l 01 6~ 106 l 03 64 106 L 05 64 106 L 07 64 116 M 81 64 210 01 64 210 L 01 64 210 L 02 64 360· Q 01 HATH 66 012 M 02 66 013 M Ol 66 013 M 02 66 Oil M 03 66 013 '4 04 66 013 M 05 66 013 14 06 66 013 M 01 66 014 M 51 66 014 M 53 66 014 M 66 Ol4 M 66 014 M 66 014 • M 66 112 66 112 66 112 66 112 66 142 66 142 MATH 66 142 66 221 60. 222 PHYSICS 67 201 67 201 0 67 201 l b1 .201 L bl 202 l 67 202 L 67 223 61 223 l l&E HYGN 68 461 MED TECH 69 101 BUS&AO SC 71 100 71 201 71 201 71 201 71 210 71 220 71 303 71 304 71 311 71 321 71. 322 5't 55 56 51 03 04 05 08 01 02 03 OJ 01 01 01 01 02 Ol 02 01 01 01 01 01 Ol 02 03 01 01 01 02 01 01 01 71 71 71 71 ll 71 71 71 71 71 ~11 fCON 326 330 345 350 35't 371 371 421 4't7 495 't9S 722 732 84 201 84 201 84 202 GEOGRAPHY 85 290 HISTORY ~6 21t2 DISC TYPE 01 02 01 02 01 01 02 01 01 g~ 01 Ol oi 03 oz Ol 01 COURSE SECT POL SCI ¼ 87 215 ~ 81 370 *87 310 ART 91 122 .JC...91 231 -4' 9 l 342 MUSIC "'k94 206 ORAMA 98 llS 01 01 02 01 81 01 01 • indi ates alternate section is available Cie th class is not really closed> 4 Thursday, December 9,1982 Editorial A holiday wish As the turbulent year of 1982 draws to a close, now is the time to pause and take stock of th e defeats, and victories, of the past year. Also it is a time to look ahead to 1983, a year that promises to be every bit as challenging as this one. The holidays are a prime opportunity to pause and reflect upon the past, and resolve to do better in the future. Doubtless most people can claim one or two acquaintances, if not themselves, who have fallen victim to unemployment. At a time when most economic indicators are showing gains, new figures showing even higher unemployment have been released only last week. Economic prosperity is taking a longer time to trickle down than anticipated, and many people will have a less than Merry Christmas this year. On the plus side, though, politicians have taken the first tentative step in curbing the unemployment problem with a highway repair bill that is being pushed in Congress, over the president's head. The five percent gasoline tax attached to it has received little, if any, criticism from the public. Washington has, almost by accident it seems, stumbled onto a program the public wanted all along. The program is a long overdue first step, but it is a first step nonetheless. This is only one example out of many where all the old adages of learning from one's mistakes apply. This is what we need to remember as we move into a new year that promises to be just as challenging as the one now drawing to a close. The lessons learned from the experiences of '82 will help to prepare us for the challenges of '83. The holiday creed of "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men," should mean to us a time of reflection, to sort but the difficulties, and to see the other's point of view. Only in this way can we make intelligent, realistic and effective resolutions for the year to come. Editor's notes These last days are filled by Pat Hensiak Editor These last days of the semester are never easy. It seems like everything has to get done in a week. It's difficult to remember when all of these assignments we find ourselves' running to finish were given. Some by mid - semester. Some have probably been hanging over our heads since the beginning. Who knows??? The only thing that seems to matter at this point, is that the assignments have caught up, and they're due within a matter of days. The library fills up at this time of the year. I was walking through the other day, and there was a waiting list of one hour before you could get a table for two. I noticed that even the little studying carols were all filled up on the third floor. If you plan on spending time in the library, your best bet would be to make a reservation. Procrastinators all over the school are starting to feel the pressure of the big semester wind - down. Last week I saw three people get up from tables in the coffee shop area and explain to the people they were with that they could no longer just sit and socialize, after one more cup of coffee, they would be on their way to tasks of homework. These procrastinators come in all sizes and shapes. Even some professors are guilty of this ongoing dilemma. At the beginning of the semester, one of my profs told me that we'd be viewing a movie during the next class period. At the class period scheduled to see the movie, the instructor explained that he didn't have time to pick the film up, and so we'd see it in the next class period. The funny thing is, in every class period, he's said we'd see this movie. We never have. I don't remember any film, and neither do any of the other students. What's always interesting to experience with a professor is getting some paper in on time, only to have it take this instructor the rest of the semester to get it back. Most of the time professors are pretty good with tests, it doesn't take long to see how much of a mess you've made. All these term papers are great fun though. I believe I had one due in the middle of October. I still have no idea what I got on this paper. The professor hasn't told any of us anything. I suppose there's a bit of procrastination to be found in each and every one of us. Of course, there are those people who always come to class with everything on the svllabus completed the second day of class. These people are most likely very similar to the ones your mother has warned you about. I don't think it's been determined if they don't wear underwear because they think they're allergic to elastic. I'm sure there are traces of i t somewhere in their families. One nice thing about all of this end of th e semester rushing about is that it does indeed mark the end of the semester. Most of us are probably greatly thankful for that. It also marks Christmas, and for those of us who celebrate Christmas, we have the pleasure of watching our still nervous from Thanksgiving brother attempt to keep his room clean. It's actually not too bad. Well, it depends on what your standards are. Christmas is a great time of the year. Always a fun party or two to go to, perhaps a bout in adventure of caroling, or maybe just watching the snow fall (if it ever quits raining) is exciting enough. Christmas is the time of year we can all be kind of kid - like, and not get criticized for it. It's fun to remember what it's like to be a kid. It's always interesting to watch the people on your Christmas list open their gifts in anticipation of what you've gotten them. Those people who save paper. Don't you just hate that??? They sit calmly in front of the tree, and gently tear off one piece of tape at a time. Then they don't even hurry to get the paper off the package once they've peeled every single piece of tape off. They have to fold the paper off. Luckily, I can't remember anyone in my family being like that. Then comes the New Year's season. Everyone makes these great resolutions that they think they'll be able to keep up with. Last year, during second semester, I resolved that I'd stop all of my practical joking. Stop sneaking up behind people and scaring the living daylights out of them. I couldn't stop. I've been doing this for as long as I care to remember. It would be like not eating for a long time. Some of the resolutions I've heard so far has been pretty practical. For instance, one guy said he was "going to stop being mean to this ugly girl he was going out with." What a resolution. Sounds like a great guy to have a relationship with. Another guy proclaimed boldly that he was going to start stopping at stop signs. That's encouraging news. Sounds like a guy who should be lucky he's still alive. The funniest one came from a girl, sitting timidly at a table in the cafeteria. All by herself; I sat down at the table right next to her. She was talking to herself, and I thought she was talking to me. You have to really picture this. Here I am, just got my daily ruffage fix, sat down with a cup of tea, and this person sitting there, next to me, started talking. Now, she wasn't just mumbling to herself, she was clearly having a conversation. She asked if it was time to eat. I said, "Yes." Then realizing that this person was not talking to me, I slid down below the table, struggling to see if t here was another set of legs at her table. There wasn't. At this point, I was a bit alarmed. I thought I was going crazy. I then heard the conversation at this table pick up a bit, and realized that I wasn't crazy. Big relief. That still left this person talking to someone. I sat back down in my chair, and began to slowly pull a magazine out of my folder. She was writing something; this person at the next table was writing something . . . That explains it. I talk to myself all the time when I'm writing. Another relief. Lots of people talk to themselves when they are really thinking about something diligently. This person was writing a Christmas list. It was a long list. I was finishing my cup of tea, and getting up to leave, when I heard her declare that for her New Year's Resolution this year, she was "going to stop talking to herself" ... I'm sure she'll make a lot of people very happy. And, if the end of this semester does offer one thing, it is a chance to finish, and come back in 1983 to a somewhat fresh start. Next semester can be the one when you have all your work done on time, and never skip a class, and are nice to that friend you've been neglecting with tales of woe and despair. Who knows, it may be fun. Whatever the next semester brings for you, I certainly hope you have fun doing it. As for Christmas, and the break? Well, Europe would have great fun. I guess I'll just have to settle for some of mom's good homemade chicken soup, and spending some time with the family and friends. I hope your Christmas will be everything you've been secretly thinking about, and that your anticipations will all turn out like you hope they will. If they don't, don't be too disappointed. It won't be too long, and we'll be going through this, all over again. For this year, that's all I have to say, except that it has been great fun. See you next year. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAYOpen letter to all Parkside students Open Letter To Parkside Students: Due to personal reasons, please accept this letter as my resignation from the Parkside Student Government Assoc. Inc., Senate, all Senate Committees, Faculty Committees and Administrative Committees. Upon my resignation, I would like to reflect back on the events within P.S.G.A. over the past few weeks. As I'm sure you are well aware, the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch (namely the President) has been quite unstable. This relationship is a direct result of the action the Senate was forced to take concerning the Proposed Budget received from the Executive Branch for the 1983-84 fiscal year. I'm sure that you will agree to the fact that the manner in which the budget was presented was quite unprofessional and certainly not depictive of a budget that was increasing by nearly 200 percent. By presenting the budget in this fashion and by attempting to railroad it through the Senate, Jim Kreuser attempted to increase the Presidential power by allowing Senate little or no input. It is every presidents duty to insure the Presidential powers and to try to increase these powers as much as possible. There are three things that can happen if a president tries to do this. First he can do it, get away with it, and increase the Presidents power. Second, the President can try to increase this power but get caught and suffer no repercussions as a result. Finally, the president can try to increase the power, get caught, and as a result, lose power. I believe Jim feels he suffered the third possibility (i.e. losing power). I am not sure whether or not this is the case, but could be the reason for Jim's latest phase whenever confronted with a problem, "The power's in the Senate" (which I feel is a cop out and a lack of responsibility). However, as it turned out, a number of Senators got together and prepared their own budget, (which I feel is 100 percent more professional than the Executive Branch's, and has more than a snowball's chance in hell of getting through SUFAC — which was not the case for Jim's budget). For some odd reason Jim assumed I was totally responsible for the Counter Budget Proposal (CBP). As much as I'd like to take credit for the CBP I cannot take total credit since every person's name on the CBP had input and a helping hand in developing it. Since the passage of the CBP, Jim's paranoia of my presence in the office has increased logrithmically. It seems that Jim feels I want to take something away from him. This is not the case. I had hoped that Jim would realize that upon announcing my candidacy for United Council President I would no longer have the time to work on P.S.G.A. activities. The ONLY thing I want (or more specifically, demand) from Jim, is effective and responsible leadership for the students of this campus (my opinion on that I shall keep to Continued On Page Six Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Sharron Aken, Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Patricia B,u?"ker " Phillips, Carol Burns, Kovalic Rick Lii'ohi'C5a£w *^ailas' Carol Kortendick, John Tunkiekz bb Luehr' Uura Petersen, Jennie u w' p ' r t e ws " " " M e lv All correspondence should be addrS ,° £V ?°r,ion of RANGER. 5KXT; £ EN0°,• £%*£'»'• ""*"*• Un"">rsl" « 4 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Editorial A holiday wish As the turbulent year of 1982 draw to a close, now is the time to pause and take stock or the defeats, and victories, of the past year. AJso it is a time to look ahead to 1983, a year that promises to be every bit as challenging as thi one . The holiday are a prime opportunity to pau and reflect upon the past, and resolve to do better in the future. Doubt! most people can claim one or two acquaintances, if not themselves, who have fallen victim to unemployment. At a time when most economic indicators are howing gain , new figur showing ven high unemployment have been relea ed only la t week. Economic prosperity i taking a longer time to trickle down than anticipated, and many people will have a I than Merry Christma this year. On the plus sid , though, politicians have taken the first tentative step in curbing th unemployment problem with a highway repair bill that is being pu hed in Congr , over lhe pr id nt' head. The five perc nt gasoline tax attached to it ha received little, if any, critici m from the public. Wa hington ha , almost by accident it eem , stumbled onto a program the public anted all along . Th program i a long overdue first ·tep, but it is a hr ·t tep non thel . This i only one example out of many wher all the old adages of learning fr m ne' mi -tak · apply. Thi i what we need to remember as we move into a new year that promi to be just a challenging as t on now drawin to a close . The I ons learned from th experien of '82 will help to pr re us for the challeng of '83 . The holiday er d of "P cc on Earth , goodwill toward men ," hould mean to us a time of r fleclion, to sort out lh diHicultie , and to ee th other' point of vi . nly in lhi way can we make intelligent, r ali tic and ffcctive r lution for th y ar to come . Editor's notes These last days are filled b PatH~n lak ditor Th e last day or the m ter are never asy . Il m like everything has to get done in a week. It' difficult to remember when all of these a ignments we find our Ives running to finish were given. Some by mid - sem ter. Some have probably been hanging over our heads since the beginning. Who knowsn ? The only thing that seems to matter at this point, is that the assignments have caught up, and they're due witrun a mattet" of days. The library fills up at this time of the year. I was walking through the other day, and there was a waiting list of one hour before you could get a table for two. I noticed that even the little studying carols were all filled up oo the third Door. If you plan on spending time in the library, your best bet would be to make a reservation. Procrastinators all over the school are tarting to feel the pressure of the big semester wind - down. Last week I saw three people get up from tabl In the coffee shop area and explain to the people they were with that they could no looger just sit and socialize, after one more cup of coUee, they would be on their way to tasks of homework. These procrastinators come in all izes and shapes. Even ome prof sors are guilty of thi oogolng dilemma. At the beginning rJ the em ter, one or my prof told me that we'd be viewing a movie during the next clas period. At the cla s period heduled to see the movie, the instructor explained that he rudn't have time t-0 ick the film up, and so we'd see it in the next class period. The funny thing is, in v ry cl period, he' said we'd this movie. We never h ve. I don't remember any film, and neither do any of the other tudent . What's always interesting to experience with a professor is getting some paper in on time, only to have it take this instructor the t of the em ter to get it back. Most of the time professors are pretty good with tests, it doesn't take long lo see how much of a m you've made. All these term papers are great fun though. I believe I had ooe due In the middle of October. I still have no Idea what I got on this paper. The professor hasn't told any of 1.u1 anything. I suppose there's a bit of procrastination to be found in each and every one of us. Of course, there are those people who alway come to clas with ver; hing on th sylla u compl ted the ond day ·or cla s. The e people are mo.st likely very imilar to the one your mother ha warned you about. I don't think it' been determined if they don't wear underwear because they think they're allergic to elastic. I'm sure there are traces of it somewhere in their families. One nice thing about all of this end of the semester rushing about is that it does indeed mark the end of the semester. M<l'!t of us are probably greatly thankful for that. It also marks Christmas, and for those of us who celebrate Christmas, we have the pleasure o[ watching our still nervous from Thanksgiving brother attempt to keep his room clean. It's actually not too bad. Well, it depends on what your standards are. Christmas is a great time of the year. AJways a fun party or two to go to, perhaps a bout in adventure of caroling, or maybe just watching the snow fall ( if it ever quits raining) is exciting enough. Christmas is the time of year we can au be kind of kid - like, and not get criticized for it. It's fun to remember what it's like to be a kid. It's always interesting to watch the people on your Christmas list open their gilts in anticipation of what you've gotten them. 'Ibose people who save paper. Don't you just hate that??? They sit calmly in front or the tree, and gently tear off one piece of tape at a time. 'Mien they don't even hurry to get the paper off the package once they've peeled every single piece of tape off. They have to fold the paper off Luckily, I can't remember anyone in my family being like that. Then comes the ew Year's son. Everyon mak these great resolutio that they think they'll be able to keep up with. La t year, during second semester, I resolved that I'd stop all of my practical joking. Stop sn aking up behind people and scaring the living daylights out of them. I couldn't stop. I've been doing thi for as long a I care to remember. It would be like not eating for a long time. Some of the resolutions I've heard so far has been J)l'etty practical. For instance, cne guy said be was "going to stop being mean to this ugly girl he was going out with." What a resolution. Sounds like a great guy to have a relationship with. Another guy proclaimed boldly that he was going to tart stopping at stop signs. 'Ibat's encouraging news. Sounds like a guy who should be lucky he' still alive. The funniest on came from a girl, sitting lmidly a tab e In the car eria. All by herself; I sat down at the table right next to her. She was talking to herself, and I thought she was talking to me. You have to really picture this. Here I am, just got my daily rulfage fix, sat down with a cup of tea, and this person sitting there, next to me, started talking. Now, she wasn't just mumbling to herself, she was clearly having a conversation. She asked if it was time to eat. I said, "Yes." Then realizing that this person was not talking to me, I slid down below the table, struggling to if there was another set of legs at her table. There wasn't. At this point, I was a bit alarmed. I thought I was going crazy. I then heard the conversation at this table pick up a bit, and realized that I wasn't crazy. Big relief. That still left this person talking to someone. I sat back down in my chair, and began to slowly pull a magazine out of my folder. She was writing something; this person at the next table was writing something . . . That explains it. I talk to myself all the time when I'm writing. Another relief. Lots of people talk to themselves when they are really thinking about something diligently. This person was writing a Christmas list. It was a long list. I was finishing my cup of tea, and getting up to leave, when I heard her declare that for her New Year's Resolution this year, she was "going to stop talking to herself" .. . I'm sure she'll make a lot of people very happy. And, if the end of this sem ter does offer one thing, it is a chance to finish, and come back in 1983 to a somewhat fresh start. ext m ter can be the one when you have all your work done on time, and never skip a class, and are nice to that friend you've been neglecting with tales of woe and d pair. Who knows, it may be fun. Whatever the next semester brings for you, I certainly hope you have run doing it. As for Christmas, and the break? Well, Europe would have great fwi. I guess I'll just have to setUe for some of mom's good homemade chicken soup, and spending some time with the family and friends. I tx,pe your Christmas will be everything you've been secretly thinking about, and that your anticipations will all turn out like you hope they will. If they don't, don't be too rusappointed. It won't be too long, and we'll be going through this. all over again. For this year, that's all I have to say, cept that it has n great fun. you next y r. Open letter to all Parkside students Open Letter To Parkside Students: Due to personal reasons, please accept this letter as my resignation from the Parkside Student Government Assoc. Inc., Senate, all Senate Committees, Faculty Committees and Administrative Committees. Upon my resignation, I would like to reflect back on the events within P.S.G.A. over the past few weeks. As I'm sure you are well aware, the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch (namely the President) has been quite unstable. This relationship is a direct result of the action the Senate was forced to take concerni~ the Proposed Budget received from the Executive Branch for the 1983-84 fiscal year. I'm sure that you will agree to the fact that the manner in which the budget was presented was quite unprofessional and certainly not depletive of a budget that was increasing by rearly 200 percent. By pr enting the budget in this fashion and by attempting to railroad it through the Senate, Jim Kreuser attempted to increase the Presidential power by allowing Senate little er no input. It is every presidents duty to insure the Presidential powers and to try to increase these powers as much as possible. There are three things that can happen if a president tries to do thi . Fir t he can do it, get away with it, and increase the Presidents power. Second, the President can try to increase this pow but get caught and suffer no repercussions as a result. Finally, the president can try to increase the power, get caught, and as a result, lose power. I believe Jim feels he suffered the third possibility (i.e. losil~ power). I am not sure whether or not this is the case, but could be the reason for Jim's latest phase whenever confronted with a problem, "The power's in the Senate" (which I feel is a cop out and a lack of responsibility). However , as it turned out, a number of Senators got together and prepared their own budget, (which I feel is 100 percent more professional than the Executive Branch's, and has moce than a snowball's chance in hell of getting through SUF AC - which was not the case for Jim's budget). For some odd reason Jim assumed I was totally responsible ·or the Counter Budget Proposal {CBP). As much as I'd like to take credit for the CBP I cannot take total credit since every person's name oo the CBP had input and a helping hand in developing it. Since the passage of the CBP, Jim's paranoia of my iresence in the rlfice has increased logrithmically. It seems that Jim feels I want to take something away from him. This is not the case. I had hoped that Jim would realize that upon announcing my candidacy for United Council President I would no longer have the time to work on P.S.G.A. activities. The ONLY thing I want (or more specifically, demand> from Jim, is effective and responsible leadership for the students of this campus Cmy opinion on that I shall keep to Continued On Page ix ~ Pat Henslak Bob Kiesllng Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen 'R!,ngar Editor~ News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Shar~~n Aken,. Jeanne Buenker ~ Phillips, Carol ·eurns-, Patr•~•• C':'mb1e, Michael Kallas, Carol Kortendick, John Kova~ic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen Jennie Tunk1eicz. ' RANGER Is writttn and edited b ti.Iden responslbl@ 1or Its edilOl"lal POI I Y I ts Of UW • Parkside and they are soltlY Publilhed eve,- Th cy and a>ot.,t. RANG ER IS Pl'fut«t~t~: t'::-1::::' :J::;..,CIKJem le year except during breaks and hOlld•VS· Written P9rmlnlon Js required for 1 •live Publllhlng Co .• Keno!lha, WISCO'ISln. All corres repr nt DI any portion of RANGER p rkSld ~:~• =•! be eddr•sstd to : P1rkslde Rang..-, Unlv011nlty of Wlsconsfn l.1ttte,-s t~ the Edlior • enostia, W1$CDnsJn, 53141, paper with one lt'Kh : 11 b4I acc~ted 11 typewritten, daublesl)tetd on st1111dtrd 1111 clUdld for vffllicatlon. rglns . All letters must be slgnlKI and• telephone number In Nam" WIii be Wi!Meld lor valld rHIDn Oeadllne 101" letters Is Mend •· rfterv" llfl t!dllorlal privll ay 811 J p.m. for Pllbllcetk>n on Thursday. Tt,e RANGER -. ~nm tory a,n,.,t "II" " refu lnQ to print 11111..-1 wt,lct, contain lalse or - . ~ RANGER 3SSSS Thursday, December 9,1982 Don't roll, Stop! by Vincent Gigliotti It appears that this is the time of the year when everyone is in a hurry to get somewhere. So much in a hurry that many people are neglecting to stop for stop signs. For those that haven't noticed, there are stop signs at every exit from all the parking lots. The Campus Police Department has issued more citations for stop sign violations in the last few weeks than ever before. The fine for failing to stop for a stop sign is $43.60 and three points assessed. This alone should be an incentive to stop completely at each stop sign. Failing to stop at stop signs is a very bad habit to get into. It may not seem that bad if there is no one around, but eventually you don't stop for any sign and your failure to stop may be the cause of an accident. Many people believe that a rolling stop is OK, as long as you are cautious. A rol ling stop is still an illegal stop. State Statutes state that a vehicle will come to a complete stop at a stop sign before proceeding into the intersection. The best way to avoid getting a citation is to stop for all stop signs. If you stop you save money by not having to pay a fine, but more important, by stopping for all stop signs you may prevent a serious injury to yourself or someone else. Stop signs are there for a reason, when you see one, make a complete stop. Another problem that has developed is the stealing and vandalism of signs. It appears that many people believe that street and highway signs make good decorations in their homes. Recent legislation has made it a criminal offense to steal, vandalize or have in your possession any highway signs, guide, boards, mile posts, signals or markers erected for the warning, instruction or information of the public. A person found with a sign in their possession will face the same penalties as that of removing or defacing a sign. Penalties for sign vandalism or theft is a $25 fine or 30 da ys imprisonment or both for the first violation. Penalties get higher for Timesheets due early over break The Payroll Office has requested that all student employees submit timesheets early on two dates during the Christmas break. The timesheets will be due on Friday, Dec. 17 and Thursday, Dec. 30. Student checks payable on Friday, Dec. 31, will not be available until Monday, Jan. 3, 1983. Students wishing to have their checks mailed to them should send a note to the Payroll Office requesting this and attach a stamped, self - addressed envelope. s p I N E L A N R E E F S p 0 N Y jr N 0 R A A L L A H A N C E > P R A T I L L B E S C U T T L E B U T T A R S M A R S H A R 0 T L I T E N T R A P C 0 C A B I C A M E R A L P A G A N E L A T E A V I 0 L A N D A T, T 0 N V E S T M E N T S M A A M • M E N T H E 0 T C T A R E L A P S E T E L i! S T R I 0 N I C S H A Y E R A R E S Ki G N A T F. S S I E L U N T L 0 P E LR E 11 La W S E T -S V o N E S subsequent violations. If th e act of vandalism causes a death, the penalty is up to a $10,000 fine and up to two years in jail. If you were thinking of decorating your walls with a sign or two, don't, it could cost you more than you're prepared to spend. Is it really worth the price of s omeone's life just so you can have a stop sign on your wall? If you have a sign in your possession, don't destroy it. Bring the sign to the Campus Security office. If you voluntarily bring a sign in between now and January 31, 1983, no charges will be made against you. The cost of re placing signs affects every taxpayer. If you have a sign, whether it is a Parkside sign or a highway sign, turn it in to the Campus Police Department now. It's better to turn it in now than to be caught with it later. If you notice a sign missing anywhere, contact the nearest law enforcement agency as soon as possible. Signs save lives! People on Campus by Bruce R. Preston Every year the leaves change colors, dry out and fall. They may take on different shapes, sizes and hues, yet the process remains a constant. It's something you can count on, even rely on. Although they refuse to admit it, people are very much like that. Although they take on different shapes, sizes and personalities, we are able to get an idea of who they are mainly because we've seen it before. Katie Baumgardt is one of those "leaves." At 18 (almost 19 s he'll tell you) she is the prototypical freshman. Fresh out of the security of high school cliques and puppy love Katie finds herself thrust into the fast paced melting pot that is this university. Talking to Katie, I was reminded of a fawn trying to stand for the first time. The beauty and grace are there in the form of extreme potential, yet they have to be brought out. This analogy may be carried further to illustrate Katie's coming to PU (much as the fawn enters the dark, intimidating forest.) I talked with Katie about many things, but the three dominant items of discussion were grades, goals and (of course) guys. "I know I can do good, but I have a tendency to blow - off classes," she said. "You've gotta have a social life, but the grades are more important . . . they're what really counts." Katie depends on grades, not only as a founding point of her case of sib ling rivalry but also as the road to the realization of h er goal. "I want to be a counselor," Katie starts, then adds defiantly, "That's a goal not a dream." Her desire stems from what she calls her own mixed - up youth. "I know I can't go back and change what's happened but if I can reach just one youth that'll be just as good as going back." Katie told me that one of her hobbies is boys and then relived past romances, anguishing over each as if the world had ended with each romance. "I'm totally independant with guys," she started. "I lead when we dance and I make sure everyone knows he's with me." Later she added, "I don't need guys anymore. So what if a guy doesn't ask me to dance. I'll get by." "I can see now that I'm too young to get married, but some day some guy is gonna sweep me off my feet and carry me to cloud nine." Katie has a dream of living some day in a ranch house with loads of animals and miles of space. "If I can't find a guy to share my dream with me I'll live it alone. I thought the last guy I met was the right one. We shared the same dream. But he never called." THE ARMY ROTC 2-YEAR 1 PROGRAM. UP TO $1000 A YEAR 1 PUIS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year program before you start your last two. Your training will start the summer after your sophomore year at a six-week Army ROTC Basic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn over $400 for attending Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of college. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today's Army—which includes the Army Reserve and Army , , National Guard—while you're 1 earning a college degree. ARMY ROIC. BEALLYOUCANBE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUETTE UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 224-71 95/7229 RA GER Thursday, Don't roll, Stop! People on Campus by Vine nt Gigliotti lt appears that thi is the time of th year when everyone is in a ~urry to get omewhere. So much m a hurry that many people are glecting lo top ( r top ·gns. or those that haven't noticed there are stop signs at every exit from all the parking lots. T~ Campus Police Department ~s 1ss~ed more citations for stop 1gn vtolations in the last few weeks than ever before. The fine for failing to stop for a stop sign is $43.60 and three points assessed. This alone hould be an incentive to stop completely at ch stop sign. Falling to stop at top signs is a v ry bad habit to get into. It may not m that bad if there is no one around, but ventually you doo't stop for any sign and your failure to top may be the cau e of an accident. Many people believe that a rolling stop is OK, as long as yoo ar cautiou . A rolling top is still an illegal stop. tate Statutes state that a vehicle will come to a complet stop at a stop ign before proceeding into the intersection. Tile best way to avoid getting a citation is to stop for all stop igns. TI you top ou save money by not having to pay a fine, but more important, by stopping for all stop igns you may ?' vent a rious injury to your lf or someone else. Slop sigm are th re for a reason, when you s ooe, make a complete top. Another problem that has developed is the stealing end vandalism of signs. It appears that many people believe that treet and highway signs make good decorations in their homes. Recent legislation has made it a criminal offe · to steal, vandalize or have in your possession ny highway ig , guid boards, mile ts, ignals or markers er ct d for the warning, in ·truction or information <i the public. A person found with a ign in their pos ion will face the ame pcnaltie as that of removing or d facing a ign. P nalti for I n vandali m or th ft i a 25 fm oc 30 day impriSOllm nt or both for the first violation. Penalti get hi h for Timesheets due ea rly over break Th Payroll Office ha requ ted that all tud nt employees ubmit timesheets early on two dat during the Chri tmas break. The tim eet will be du on Friday, Dec. 17 and Thursday, Dec. 30. tudent checks payable on Friday, Dec. 31, will not be available until Monday, Jan. 3, 1983. Student w· hing to have their ch ks malled to them should nd a note to the Payroll Office requ ting this and attach a tamped, self • addressed env lope. subsequent violations. If the act of vandalism causes a death, the penalty is up to a $10,000 fine and. up to two years in jail. If you were thinking of decorating your walls with a ign or two, dm 't, it could cost you more than you're prepared to spend. Is it really worth the price of someone's life just so yoo can have a stop sign on your wall? If you have a sign in your ~ion, don't destroy it. Bring the sign to the Campus Security office. If you voluntarily bring a sign in between now and January 31, 1983, no charges will be made against yoo. The cost of replacing igns affects every taxpayer. If you have a sign, whether it is a Par ide sign or a highway sign, turn it in to the Campus Police Department now. It's better to turn it in now than to be caught with it later. If you notice a sign missing anywhere, contact the nearest law enforcement agency as soon as possible. Signs save lives! by Bruce R. Pr ston Every year the leav change colors, dry out and fall. They may take on different hapes, sizes and hues, yet the proc remains a constant. It's something you can count on, ev n rely on. Although they refuse to admit it, people are very much like that. Although they take on different shapes, izes and personaliti , w are able to get an idea of who they are mainly because we've seen it before. Katie Baumgardt ls one of those "leaves." At 18 (almost 19 she'll tell you) she is the prototypical freshman. Fresh out of the security of high school cliques and puppy love Katie finds herself thrust into the fast paced melting pot that is this university. Talking to Katie, I was reminded of a fawn trying to stand for the flI'St time. The beauty and. grace are there in the form of extreme potential, yet they have to be brought out. This analogy may be carried further to illustrate Katie's coming to PU (much as the fawn enters the dark, intimidating forest. l l talked with Katie about many things, but the three dominant items of discussion were grades, goa and <of course) guys. "I know I can do good, but I have a tendency to blow - <if classe ," she said. "You've gotta have a social life, but the grades are more important ... they're what really counts." Katie depends on grades, not only as a founding point of her case of sibling rivalry but also as the road to the realization ex her goal. "I want to be a counselor," Katie tarts, then adds defiantly, "That's a goal not a dream." Her desire stems from what she calls her own mixed - up youth. ''I know I can't go back and change what's happened but if I can reach just ooe youth that'll be just as good as going back." Katie to1d me that one of her hobbies is boys and then relived past romance , anguishing over each a if the world had ended with each romance. "I'm totally independant with guys," she tarted. "I lead when we dance and I make ure everyone knows he's with me." Later she added, "I don't need guy anymore. So wflat if a guy doesn't ask me to dance. I'll get by ." "I can see now that I'm too young to get married, hut some day some guy is gonna sweep me cxf my feet and carry me to clood nine." Katie ha a dream of living some day in a ranch house with loads of animals and miles <i space. "If I can't find a guy to share my dream with me I'll live it alone. I thought the last guy I met was the right one. We shared the same dream. But he never called." 2-YEAR THEARMY PROGRAM. UP TO 00 A YEAR PWS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year pro-gram b fore you start your la tw . Your training will tart the summer after your sophomor year at a ix-week Army ROTC Ba ic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn ov r $400 f; r att nd, ing Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your la t two years of co~ege. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today' Army-which includes the Army Reserve and Army NationalGuard-whiley u're earning a college degree. ARMYROTC. BEALL YOU CAM BE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUE'M'E UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 2.24-7195/7229 6 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Academic Games Tenure is a tough decision by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips What is tenure? Why are some faculty members given tenure and some not? Why do faculty members have to do research? What is the difference between an assistant, an associate, and a full professor? These are some of the questions that Parkside students ask about how a university operates. They become especially important on those occasions when some Swiss Me! Hopfenperle c. ex Hopfenpcrh;! \ '* fV i Srvr-W •• n P * faculty members are denied tenure or reappointment, and some students feel that there has been a miscarriage of justice. To make an intelligent and informal judgement on these controversies, students really need to be aware of what responsibilities college faculty have and of what the criteria and the procedures by which faculty are judged for merit, reappointment, tenure, and promotion. In other words, what is the criteria of the "academic game" which faculty have to play while students are frantically trying to pass exams, write papers, earn good grades, and acquire enough credits for graduation? Understanding these matters might help promote greater mutual understanding between students and faculty and give students better criteria for judging faculty performance. For openers, just exactly what is the faculty and what are the various academic ranks? In many universities the lowest faculty rank is instructor, typically a person just out of g raduate school and perhaps working on a Ph.D. or other degree. Instructors generally have one - year contracts and either move up to assistant professor in a hurry or depart the scene. At Parkside the typical entry - level rank is assistant professor, one usually occupied by someone with a new Ph.D. and relatively little experience. Assistant professors are on probation, and they have to earn promotion within a six year period on the basis of their performance in the areas of t eaching, scholarly activity, and university and community service. Assistant professors generally renew three year contracts and are reviewed for reappointment in the middle of Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durand Avenue Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus. • • SPECIAL STUDENT RATES • *| — $250 per month — $26 0 pe r month with bus pass to Parkside Runt Includes: — HEAT — APPLIANCES — CABLE T.V. — UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR AN APPOINTMENT, CALLMON. THRU SAT. 9-6, SUN. 12-6 554-9092 the second year. If judged worthy, they are generally offered a second three year contract. If judged unworthy, they are allowed to fulfill the remainder of their three year contract. If there are questions or reservations, contracts of shorter duration may be awarded. In the middle of the sixth year, all assistant professors must be evaluated in an "up and out" procedure. If they pass inspection, they are promoted to the rank of associate professor with tenure. If denied tenure, the faculty member is allowed a "terminal" seventh year before he / she must leave the university. Associate professors serve on the executive committee which is the governing body of each division. To advance to the highest rank, that of full professor, they must distinguish themselves in the three performance areas beyond what they accomplished to merit tenure. It is strictly a case of "what have you done lately?" since full professors are supposed to be scholars who serve as role models for the rest of the faculty. Theoretically each rank has additional privileges, balanced by extra responsibilities. There are many instructors at Parkside who are not legally part of the faculty. They have no vote in faculty matters and cannot sit, as faculty representatives, on committees. Lecturers are legally academic staff, like librarians and counselors, and generally have a series of one year contracts. Ad hoc faculty are generally part - time instructors hired to teach specific courses and have no other responsibilities or privileges. In future articles, we will take a look at the meaning of tenure, at the three criteria for evaluation - teaching, at scholarly activities, at the procedure for merit review, at reappointment and tenure decisions, at the duties and privileges of faculty, and at the procedure for appealing faculty decision. Author's Note: This is the first article in a series entitled the "Academic Game, and How to Play It." The information for these articles will be compiled from Dr. John D. Buenker, a full professor at Parkside, and from the Faculty Policies and Procedures Handbook. Working in PSGA can be rewarding by Jennie Tunkieicz Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is an organization of students working for students to enforce rights and outline responsibilities. "Basically, PSGA is the voice of the students," said Jeanne Phillips, acting Senate President Pro Tempore. The organization consists of four standing committees: SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee), SOC (Student Organization Council), Legislative Affairs, Student Services and the Women's Affairs Sub - Committee. Jim Kreuser is president and Chuck Betz is vice - president of the organization. Betz said he feels PSGA is an important organization because "we have the potential to affect things that concern the students." There are 18 Senator positions although currently only 12 positions are filled. Formal senate meetings are held once a week during the school year and once a month during summer break. "I think the reason there aren't more people involved in PSGA is that it can be frustrating when you have homework and are on the senate too," said Phillips. Phillips became interested in PSGA this summer. "I have always been interested in politicis and I wanted to find out what student government did," she added. Phillips feels PSGA does an above average job of serving the students needs. "Our main problem is that not many students come in and ask us for help, therefore, we must do what we think is important," she said. Pat Ramsdell is one of the newer faces around the PSGA office. The senator won his position in the fall election. Ramsdell feells that the poor financial state of PSGA may have an effect on the productivity of th e organization, but this situation will not be permanently crippling. "The new office is set up in a business like manner and this will be a lot of help," he said. "I know being broke won't ruin PSGA, it has taught us a valuable lesson." Ramsdell commented that he would like to see more interest in PSGA from the students. "Many students don't know what is going on and they don't know who their senators are. I feel we need more communication between the students and student government," said Ramsdell. PSGA has many activities in the works on campus and many accomplishments this year. The book exchange, one of their main projects, is being expanded. Next fall the book exchange will be offering records, artwork and other items that will be available for students to purchase. The Student Services Committee is currently trying to put a telephone in the Communication Arts parking lot. PSGA also hopes to have a legal service available to students on campus. A monthly newsletter, the Dialogue, began in October to inform the students about what is going on in their student government. PSGA will also hold an open house in the beginning of next semester to celebrate their move from D139F to D139A. Open letter to all Parkside students Continued From Page Four myself). Along with Jim's seemingly increased paranoia, there have also been what I feel are childish acts directed towards me which range from telling other Senators that I've told him things that I never did, to derogatory statements about my personal appearance. After evaluating those childish acts, I decided that if I wanted to work with a child, I would seek employment in a Child Care Center. I would like to share with each of y ou a paragraph taken from a book by Dahl, a political activist. I feel this paragraph is important for any elected official, and I try to live by it while representing the students of this campus. Continued On Page 11 S GIVE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. SHARETHE COST OF LIVING. THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE. 6 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Academic Games Tenure is a tough decision Working in PSGA can be rewarding Swiss Me! Hopfenperle faculty member are denied tenure or reappointment, and some tudent f 1 that ther ha n a mi carriage of justice. To make an intelligent and informal judgement on the controver i ·, student r lly need to awar or what r po ibilili coll e faculty ha e and of what the criteria and the procedur by which £acult are judged for merit, reappointm nt, tenure, and promotion. In other word , what is the criteria of the "academic gam • which f ulty hav to play whil tudent: are frantically trying to pa exam . write paper arn good rad , and acquir enough credit · for graduaticn? Und r landing th matter might help promote greater mutu I under tanding betw n tudent and faculty and gh·e tud nt belt r criteria for judging faculty performance. For open r , ju t e actly wh t 1 lh f ulty and what ar the v rioU5 ac d mic rank 7 In many univ r iti th low t faculty rank i I tructor, typically a per n j tout of gradual chool and rhap working on a h.D. or other degre . In tructors g n r Uy have one • year con• tract and ither move up lo a. i tant prof sor in a hurry or depart the cene. At Parkside the typical entry - level rank i a i tant prof r, one u ually occupied by someon with a new Ph.D. and relatively little ex• rienc . A i tant prof sors ar on probation, and they have to earn promotion within a ix year period oo the ba is of th ir performance in the areas of teaching, holarly activity, and university and community ervice. istant prof ors generally renew thr year contract and are reviewed for reappointm nt in the middle of Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durand AwenH Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus. **SPECIAL SIUDENI RAIES* * - $250 per month - $260 per month with bus pass to Parkside - HEAT - APPLIANCES - CABLE T.V. - UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION ORAN APPOINTMENT, CALL MON. THRU SAT. 9-6, SUN. 12·6 554-9092 the · ond year. If judged worthy. they ar g ncrall offered a · ond thr year contract. If judged unworthy, th y re allowed to fulfill the r mainder of their thr vear c ntract. If there are qu tio or r . rvations, contract. or horter duration may be award d. In the middle of th ixlh y ar, all a i tant p ofessor m t be ev luated in an "up and out" proc dur . If th y pa s in• pection, th y are promo ed to th rank of ciat prof r ·ith tenur . If d ni I nure, the faculty member i allowed a "terminal" s venlh y r before he/sh must I v th uni· r ity. oc1ate professor ve on the executiv commilt which i the gov rning body of each divi ion. To advance to th highe l rank, that of Cull prof · or, th y must distingui h th m Ive in th three performance areas beyond what th y ac ompli:h d to m rit tenur . It i. trictly a ca e of "wh t ha e you d n lately"?" in e full prof . ors are uppo ed to be holars who serve a rot model for the r t of the faculty. Theoretically each rank ha additional privileges, balanced by xtra re ponsibiliti . Ther ar many instructor at Parkside who are not legally part of the faculty. They have no vote in (acuity matter and cannot it, as faculty repr entative , on committ Lecturer are legally academic taft, like librarians and counlors, and g nerally have a i of one year contract . Ad hoc faculty are generally part - time instructors hired to teach pecific cour es and have no other responsibilities or privileges. In future articles, we will take a look at the meaning of t nure at the three crit ria for evaluation • teaching, at scholarly activities, · at the procedure form it review, at r appointment and tenure deci ions, at the duties and privilege o( faculty, and at th procedure Cor appealing faculty deci ion. Author' ote: This is the first article in a series entitled the "Academic Game, and How to Play It." The information for the e articl will be compiled from Dr. John D. Buenker, a full prof ·sor at Parkside, and from the Faculty Policies and Procedures Handbook. b · Jen me Tunkl icz Parksid tudent Gov rnment A ociation !P GA) i · an organization or tudents workin for student t nforce right and outline r ponsibilit1 . "Ba ically, P GA i the voice of the . tudent , " a id J anne Phillips, acting at Pr ·ident Pro T mpor . The organization con i t · of four landing committee : UFA <Segregated Univer ily Fe Allocation Committee>, O (Student Organization ouncil), Legislativ Affairs, tud nt Servic and the Worn n's Affairs ub • Committee. Jim Kreu er is pr ident and buck B tz i vie - pr ident of the organization. Betz aid h f el P GA i an important r anization b u e "we have the potential to affect thing that concern t tudent ." There are 18 nator positio although currently only 12 po"itio ar filled. Formal nat meeting are held once a week durin th hool y ar and once a m nth during umm break. "I think the rea on there aren't more people involved in P GA i that it can be frustrating when you have homework and are on the nate too," aid Phillips Philli became interested in P GA this urnm . "1 have always been interested in politicis and I wanted to find out what student government did," he added. hillips feels PSG does an abov average job of servmg the tudcnts needs. "Our main probl m is that not many tudents come in and a k us for help, Open letter to all Parkside students Continued From Pag Four myself). Along with Jim' seemingly increased paranoia, there have also been what I feel are childish acts direc-ted towards me which range from telling other Senators that I've told him thing that I never did, to derogatory statements about my personal appearance. After evaluating those childish act , I d cided that if I wanted to work with a child, I would eek employment in a hild re Center. I would like to share with each of you a paragraph taken from a book by Dahl, a political activi t. I feel thi paragraph is important for any elected official, and I try to live by it while repr enting the students of thi campu . Continued On Page 11 GIVE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. ETHE C OFLI TH S""CC CONTR'BUT(D AS A PUBLI RVIC Society for Creative Anachronism recreates the olde days by JJoohhnn KKnovvaa lliicr oKacam m n i. » The Society for Creative Anachronism is an international organization with a membership of over 5,000 who recreate the Middle Ages, not exactly as they were, but as they should have been. One of its newest recognized groups is the Canton of Keswick Ridding, in the lands of the Barony of Caer Anterth. In other words, Parkside students and staff have recently formed a branch of the Society. Keswick (pronounced Kesik) Ridding is simply the area around Racine and Kenosha. The purpose of SC A, basically, is to have fun while learning about the past. Members, who choose a medieval personae, make and wear authentic garments, cook and eat authentic foods, test their skill at arms in mock tournaments, and so on. The Barony of Caer Anterth (Milwaukee) is located in the Middle Kingdom, one of nine dividing North America, and it covers almost three and a half million square miles in the United States and Canada. The royalty is Harassment: chosen in a crown tournament held during May and October. Lady Ursula von Liste, a.k.a. Linda Listing, a student here, was probably the prime mover in forming the Parkside group, and got members of Caer Anterth to visit this campus a month and a half ago to put on a display of medieval combat, arts and crafts, and to recruit members here. The show was a success, and Parkside now has about 20 SCA medievalists. Members create medieval identities of themselves, chosing from any race or time period on Earth between 650 to 1650 A. D. One of the main attractions of the Society is its events. These take the form of tourneys, revels and feasts, and are attended by members in full attire, as their personae dictates, and behaving in a courtly manner. Entertainments range from Viking belly - bumps to chivalric combat (with, of course, certain safety precautions), to courtly dance and madrigals. The arts, too, are not forgotten, nor are the sciences. Many "guilds" have sprung up in the society and members practice their particular talents regularly as well as teaching them to others. These may include calligraphy, jewelry making, armoring, drama and music, and the list goes on and on. A Society leaflet concludes: "For all who join the SCA, modern institutions lack something, and see little courtesy and less creativity in mass production 20th century surroundings. So we have created a small world where honor is practiced and rewarded, a place where a singer may be honored by a drink from the King's own cup. If t hese things appeal to the romantic in you, if you wish to learn many skills no longer commonly taught, then join us! We will welcome you." If you wish to join, or learn more about the SCA at Parkside, then watch the Club Events column here, or get in touch with Allen Oakshield of the Cinque Ports (moi) at the Ranger office. A who le new world awaits you. Some personal experiences •••• by Pat Hensiak Editor Sexual Harassment is a subject that few people talk about with ease. People who find themselves in a position to discuss forms of harassment do so with caution. At Parkside, there are very few official cases of sexual harassment, but it is a problem both men and women face and deal with daily. What follows are two of the unreported subtle harassment cases that have taken place on this campus. The names of the people have all been changed. Angela, she's 21. She started at Parkside last year. Her reason for coming to this school was financial. She attended Madison, and could no longer afford living away from home. She speaks of her relationship with a professor. "I met 'Doctor XX' my third day on campus. I was looking for a table in the coffee shop area, and he offered to let me sit at his table. I must have had every book I had ever bought with me that day. Of course I accepted. We sat and discussed my major, what he teaches, and that kind of thing. Well, things were just pleasant until I had him as an instructor a semester later. Suddenly I felt very uncomfortable about knowing him, and sitting and talking with him. I felt as if he had me in a corner. Up until I had him as an instructor, we were, to put it simply, just friends." Angela paused for a few minutes. She looked at the corner of the room, and she looked back at her hands. "There were a couple of t imes when he'd put his hand on my shoulder, and before I had him in class, that never happened. I thought that was strange. I also thought I was overreacting. Then one day he made a rather rude remark about a blouse I was wearing. Actually, the blouse was flannel. His comment had something to do with this shirt not doing me justice. I was pretty sideswiped when he said that. I was very ill - at - ease. I always felt as if he was going to try something. I had a problem sitting in the classroom before class started. He was always there early, and I didn't want to help things along. "I guess the straw that broke the camels back was when he started to ask me a lot of questions about my personal life. Two or three times he telephoned me. He asked if I was married, dating, involved, engaged, what I liked in a man, things like that. From that point on, I knew if I didn't do something about this, I was going to be in big trouble. I thought seriously about just letting it go, but I wasn't sure how far he would take it. That made me consider dropping, but I thought for my own protection, I'd better let someone know. I'm glad I did." Angela has many reasons for being glad she let someone into what she calls her dark secret. "If I hadn't gone to an outside source, I probably would have gone crazy with the whole mess. I felt really guilty about the day I sat down at that table. Now I don't. I walked into something, but I didn't know I was. The hard part is accepting that in ways I've been a victim of this, and that that fact has changed my life. I often wonder what I'd be like today if I hadn't picked up on the signals, if I hadn't thought anything of i t. I'd probably be a little less cautious, a little less reluctant. I don't feel as badly as I did, and next semester it's back to Madison." Barb is an employee here at Parkside. She's worked here for three years. She's felt harassed since the second or third day on the job. "It's an unpleasant situation to find yourself in. You need the work, and you need the money, so you put up with the talk, the comments, the language. The questions are never - ending. They ask all the time what makes you different, what makes you better?? I never claimed to be better, I don't practice mixing my work with my social life." Before Barb sought help, she too felt somewhat guilty about the treatment she was receiving. "I thought at first that the way I was received was not intentional, but the names, the actions, the gestures, the jokes. They never stopped. I really think that if it had not been intentional, they would have stopped. It never has. Now I've gotten help through other sources. The people I worry about are the ones who never seek the help. They just go on existing, putting up with shabby treatment. It doesn't seem fair." Barb explained that at this point, she's learned to live with the treatment she's received, without making any waves. "I know that if I made an issue about this, I'd end up losing my job, and the working conditions would get worse. I've sought help out on my own, and I don't feel badly for myself, I feel bad that there are men who are so insecure. I feel bad that there are people like myself who learn to live with this, who have no other choice, if they want to keep their jobs." Maybe that's the tragedy of sexual harassment, that people need to learn to live with it. Methods of fixing things aren't what they should be. If as a student, or a worker, you feel harassed, seek help immediately. You don't have to go through it alone. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is here to help. 1 o% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. Parkside I.D. required Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist JEWELERS Ktnoiha'a Diamond Cantor S617 - 6th Avenue Pton* 858-2525 Kanosto. 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In oth r word , Park ide lud t and taff have recently formed a branch of the Society. K ·wick (pronounced K ik) Ridding i imply the area around Racine and Keno ha. The purpo e of SCA, basically, is Lo have fun whil learning about the past. Members, who choose a medieval per onae, make and wear authentic garments, cook and eat authentic foods, test th ir skill at arm in mock tournaments, and o on. Th Ba rony of Caer Anterth <Milwaukee) i located in the liddle Kingdom, one of nine dividing orth America , and it cov r almo three and a half million . quare miles in the United States and Canada. The royalty is Harassment: chosen in a crown tournament held during May and October. Lady Ursula von Liste, a .k.a . Linda Listing, a student here, was probably the prime mover in forming the Parkside group, and got members of Caer Anterth to vi it thi campus a month and a half ago to put on a display of medieval combat, arts and crafts, and to recruit members here. The show was a uccess, and Parkside now has about 20 SCA medievalists. Members create medieval identities of themselves, chosing from any race or time period on Earth between 650 to 1650 A. D. One of the main attractions of the Society i its events . The e take the form of tourneys, revels and fea t , and are attended by member in full attire, as their personae dictat , and behaving in a courtly manner . Ent rtainments range from Viking belly - bumps to chivalric combat (with, of course, certain safety precaution >, to courtly dance and madrigals. The art , too , are not forgotten , nor are the sciences Many "guilds" have prung up in the society and member practic their particular talents regularly as well as teaching them to other . These may include calligraphy , jewelry making, armoring , drama and music, and the list goes on and on . A Society leaflet conclud : "For all who join the SCA, modern institutions lack something, and ee little courtesy and les creativity in mass production 20th century surroundings. So we have created a mall world where honor is practiced and rewarded, a place where a singer may be honored by a drink from the King's own cup. If these things appeal to the romantic in you, if you wish to learn many skills no longer commonly taught, then join us! We will welcome you." If you wish to join, or learn more about the SCA at Parkside, then watch the Club Events column here, or get in touch with Allen Oak hield of the Cinque Ports <moi) at the Ranger office. A whole new world awaits you. Some personal experiences by Pat Hen iak Editor Sexual Har ment i a subject that few people talk about with e. People who find themselve in a po. ition to discuss forms of hara. m nt do so with caution. At Park id , there are v ry few official cases of sexual haras ment, but it is a problem both men and women face and deal with daily. What follows are two of the unreported ubtle hara sment cases that have taken place on this campus. The nam of the people have all been changed. Angela, he' 21. She tarted at Park ide last year. Her reason for coming to thi school was financial. She attended Madison, and could ro longer afford living away from home. She peaks of her relationship with a prof sor. "I met 'Doctor XX' my third day on campu . I was looking for a table in the cofCee shop area, and he off red to let me it at hi table. I must have h d ev ry book I had ever bought with me that day. Of course I accepted. We sat and di u sed my major, what he teache , and that kind of thing . Well, thing were just pleasant until I had him a an instructor a m ter lat r. uddenly I felt very uncomfortable about knowing him, and itting and talking with him. I felt as if he had me in a corner . Up until I had him a an instructor, we were, to put it imply, just friends ." "I guess the straw that broke the camels back was when he tarted to ask me a lot of questions about my personal life. Two or three tim he telephoned me. He asked if I was married, dating, involved, engaged, what I liked in a man, things like that. From that point on, I knew if I didn't do something about this, I was going to be in big trouble. I thought seriously about jw.t letting it go , but I wasn't sure how far he would take it. That made me consider dropping, but I thought for my own protection , I'd better let someone know. I'm glad I did. " Angela ha many reasons for being glad she let someone into what she calls her dark secret. "If I hadn't gone to an outside source, l probably would have gone crazy with the whole mess. I felt really guilty about the day I sat down at that table. Now I don't. I walked into something, but I didn't know I was. The hard part is accepting that in ways I've been a victim of thi , and that that fact has changed my life. I often wonder what I'd be like today if l hadn't picked up on the signal , if I hadn't thought anything of it. I'd probably be a little less cautious, a little less reluctant. I don't feel as badly as I did, and next semester it's back to Madison.'' Barb is an employee here at Parkside. She's worked here for three years. She's felt harassed since the second or third day on the job. "It's an unpleasant situation to find yourself in. You Angela pau ed for a few need the work, and you need the minut . She looked at the corner money, so you put up with the talk, of the room, and he looked back the comment , the language. The at her hands. "There were a questions are never - ending. They couple of tim when he'd put his ask all the time what makes you hand on my shoulder, and before I different, what makes you bethad him in class, that never ter?? I never claimed to be better, happened. I thought that was I don't practice mixing my work trange. I also thought I was with my social life." overreacting. Then ne day h Before Barb sought help, he too made a rather rude remark about felt somewhat guilty about the a blouse I was wearing. Actually, treatment she was receiving. "I the blouse wa flannel. His thought at first that the way I was comment had m bing to do received wa not intentional, but with thi shirt not doing me the names, the actions, the justice. I wa pretty i wiped g tures, the jok . They never when he said that. I was very ill • stopped. I really think that if it had at - ea e. I always felt as if he was not been intentional, they would going to try something. I had a have stopped. It never has. Now problem itting in the clas room I've gotten help through other before class tarted. He was sources. The people I worry about always there early, and I didn't are the ones_ who never s~k .the want to help things along. help. They JW.t go on ex1stmg, .............. ···•·•·••·· ········ ···•· .... :.:. ···•· .............. •,•,•. ··•·· ...... : .... : : .. : : .... : : :·;:::::: .. :::::: ·······•:•········•··· ·-·.·. ···•·····•······ Patronize Ranger Advertisers .. •. ······ ·. ·. •.•,• .•. ····•· •, .. · ... · .. • ......... ·. •,• .· ..... ······· .. ::· :: . ·:: :: : : : : : : ·::. ·:: .. : .. ::: ... : : : : : :········ ····· .-.-. -.-.-.-... -....•. putting up with shabby treatment. It doesn't seem fair." Barb explained that at this point, she's learned to live with the treatment she's received, without making any waves. "I know that if I made an issue about this, I'd end up losing my job, and the working conditions would get worse. I've sought help out on my own, and I don't feel badly for myself, I feel bad that there are men who are so insecure. I feel bad that there are people like myself who learn to live with thl , who have no other choice, if they want to keep their jobs.'' Maybe that's the tragedy of exual harassment, that people need to learn to live with it. Methods of fixing things aren't what they should be. Has a student, or a worker, you feel harassed, seek help immediately. You don't have to go through it alone. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is here to help. 10% DISCOUNT To Parkeide atudenta and faeulty memben only, on all merehandlae in our atore. Parkeide I.D. required Graduate Gemologut Graduate Diamontologu1 Y~&Stm,J, JEWELERS KNMhe'• DleMOnd Ceft.., 5117 • 11h Avenue Phonelll-2525 ~ Wiloonlin KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN :\SSIICI..\TION FREE CHECKING! 5¼% lnten1t H Yo• Dally Balance 11 '500.00 or llonl 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 6584861 7535 Pershing Blvd • Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lak-e Geneva, Wisconsin 414 - 248--9141 24726 - 75th Street- Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414- 843-2388 WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU 110171 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS MOM & DAD Stockifl9 Su99e/tion THE *50.00 DEPOSIT O ! if Vf University of Wisconsin-Parkside LYTQNA BEACH SPRING BREAK '83 O MARCH 12-22 FtOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH TEX2SHTHOVELG,NG AT ™E OCEANSIDE • FREE PARTIES & E XTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & T AXES ONLY $ 209 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 Club Events Women in Business Women in Business is still accepting those favorite recipes from the faculty and staff. They are due by Dec. 16. Please send to Women in Business, care of Irene Herremans in Moln 344. The final results will be available sometime in January in the form of a cookbook. SCA Our first moot in Caer Anterth was a success, and those who attended were presented to the Baron and his court. The Moo-cow mystery deepens, and our resident lock-picker got a chance to show off her skills. The Feast of Pigacorn is this Saturday, Dec. 11. Anyone who wishes to attend should do so in garb, and if you don't have any, ask around. A few members could probably lend you some. If you don't have full details yet, get in touch with Lady Ursula, Seladon (sic) in the War Room, or Allen Oakshield in the Ranger Office. Dance Ensemble A new club on campus, dedicated to dance as a performing art, the Dance Ensemble provides members with the opportunity to learn about various forms of dance (jazz, modern, ballet, tap and ethnic), to choreograph and to perform, although performances and choreography are optional. No previous dance experience is required although it is certainly welcomed. The Parkside Dance Ensemble is open to all students, staff and faculty. The Ensemble meets regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Comm Arts 140 at 1 p.m. for workouts Anyone interested is welcome to come, suitably attired. The Ensemble needs more members and input as we are currently planning a workshop and demonstration performance for late March. The first meeting of the second semester will be held on Wednesday, Jan. 26, 1983 i n Comm Arts at the above location and time. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will have a general membership meeting on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Election procedures for the next year's elections will be discussed. The fall semester business will be included. All business students are encouraged to attend. New ideas are always welcome. SWEA The Student Wisconsin Education Association will hold their last meeting of the semester on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in MOLN D-128. All members are asked to attend if they plan on joining for our Christmas party. IVCF Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship will hold their last meeting of the semester on Wednesday, Dec. 15 at 1 p. m. in Union 207. It will be a social time to review what we have covered over the semester and to celebrate its end, and that we've all survived. Come and celebrate with us. Hess becomes Academic Ail-American Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl announced that Laurie Hess has been selected to the 1982 NAIA Women's Academic All - American Volleyball team. Hess is Parkside's first Academic All - American in any sport. A psychology major with a minor in coaching, Hess has a 3.63 grade point average. Only a junior, she will have completed the requirements for her degree in 3-1/2 years, while achieving Dean's List honors every semester. She is also a member of the Varsity Club and President of the Volleyball Club at Parkside. A three - year starter and letterwinner, Hess has demonstrated outstanding skill and leadership. She was named Captain and Most Valuable Player for the 1982 season, and was selected to the NAIA All - District 14 team . A1980 graduate of Neenah High School, Hess was a member of the 1978 WIAA State Champion Volleyball team. She also played on the 1977 and 1979 WIAA State Runiier - up teams at Neenah. Eggs, Bacon 6 all the Pancakes you can eat! Sl.99 Any time of day. Anu day of the weak ' ll&Sr*** 6995 i0y WaV -'OU rer9S 4°0,hef breikftstl that • 2 itripj of Otcar Mayer» best bacon or 2 ,amoos 4,1 over pork tauiage i.nkj And at a very special one* America, • All the lite & fluffy buttermilk pancakej /Ou can eat 36 J 9 - 30th Ave, 8 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER CHRI TMft Stocking lu99e,tion THE $50.00 DEPO IT a:: 8 0 a:: g <( a:: w C) a:: lL w IX z 01 w u <( ...I Cl. 0 z <( w z J 0 w ~ 0 0 C) z 0 ..I <( 1- ::, u - ***** Club Events ***** Women in Business women in Business_ is still_ ac cepting those ravor1te recipes from the faculty and staff. They are due by Dec. 16. Please send to Women in Busine ' care of Ir_ene Herremans in Moln 344. The r!nal results will be available sometime in January in the form of a cookbook. SCA ur first moot in Caer Anterth wa a succe ·, and tho e who attended were presented to the Baron and his court. The Moo~ow my tery de pens, and our ident lock-picker got a chance to how off her skills. The Feast of Pigacom is this turday, Dec. 11. Anyone who wishe to attend should do so in garb, and if you don't have any, ask arolllld. A few members could probably lend you some. If you don't have full detail yet, get in touch with Lady Ur ula, Seladon ( ic) in the War Room, or Allen akshield in the Ranger Office. Dance Ensemble A new club on campus, dedicated to dance as a performing art, th Dance Ensemble provid members with the opportunity to learn about various forms or dance (jazz, modern, ballet, tap and ethnic), to choreograph and to perform, although performance and choreography ar optional. o pr vious dance experience i required although it i certainly welcomed. The Parkside Dan e Ensemble is open lo all student , taff and faculty. The Ensemble meets regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Comm Arts 140 at 1 p.m. for workouts Anyone interested is welcome ~ come, uitably attired. The Ensemble n eds mor members and input as we are currently planning a workshop and demonstration performance for late March The first meeting of the second semester will be held on Wednesday, Jan. 26, 1983 in Comm Arts at the above location and time. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will have a general member hip m ting on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Election procedures for the next year' elections will be discussed. The fall semester bu ine will be included. AU busines tud nts are encouraged to attend. New idea are always w Icome. SWEA The tudent Wi consln Education A ciation will hold their la t m ting of the m ter on Monday, ec. 13 at 1 p. m. In MOLN D-12.8. All m mbers are a ked to attend if they plan on joining for our Chri mas party. IVCF Inter Varsity Chri tian Fellow hip will hold their last m ting of the em ter on Wedn day, D . 15 at 1 p. m. in Union 'lJYl. It will be a cial time to review what we have covered over th m ter and to lebrate its end, and that we'v all urvived. ome and rate with us. Hess becomes Academic All-American Athletic Director Wayn DaMehl announc d that Lauri Hess has been selected to the 1982 AIA Women 's Academic All - American Volleyball team. H s is Parkside's first Academic All - American in any sport . A psychology major with a minor in coaching, H s has a 3.63 grade point average. Only a junior, she will have completed the requirements for her degree in 3-1/2 years, while achieving Dean's List honors every semester. She is also a member of the Varsit Club and r ident of the Volleyball ub at Par de A thr • year t rter and letterwinner, Hes has dem trated out landing kill and lead r ip. he was named Captain and lost aluable Play r for the 1982 season , and wa lected to the AIA All • Di trict 14 team. A 1980 graduate of eenah High School, Hess was a member of the 1978 WIAA State Champion Volleyball team. She also played on the 1977 and 1979 WIAA tate Rum. r - up teams at N nah. Eggs. Bacon fr all the Pancakes you can eat! S1.99 !I 3619 - 30th Ave. RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 Arts and Crafts: For the smart shopper this year Parkside gets conned, too ABOUT 6,000 PEOPLE attended the 8th annual Arts 8. Crafts Fair last weekend. ABOVE: The concourse was Jammed With people most of the day. LEFT: A pair of exhibitors show off their stained glass vignettes. The big item this year, exhibitors said, were Christmas wreaths. Continued From Page Three Whenever Abagnale felt threatened in any way, he would slip out of his uniform and begin working as something else. Abagnale passed the bar exam and was hired as a lawyer. He worked for six months and won 33 cases for the state. He felt pressure after a real Harvard graduate joined the state's attorney general staff, so he left that career. Next, Abagnale found himself posing as a pediatrician. After getting to know another physician, and the medical profession a little better, Abagnale was hired as a consultant on the staff of th e same physician's hospital. If anything ever came up, he would just consult a staff intern. With every doctor's career comes the possibility of being faced with a life or death situation. Abagnale was uncomfortable with that, so he went back to being an airline pilot. One of the easiest cons that he ever made was becoming a professor at a university for two semesters. All Abagnale did was read a chapter ahead of his students. Abagnale was first arrested in 1970 and he did time in France and then Sweden and, finally, after being deported back to America, to serve time, Abagnale escaped the agents who were to escort him through J.F.K. Airport, by lowering himself down through the toilet apparatus in the plane's restroom and running across the runway, over a fence and catching a taxi. He escaped. After three months, he was caught in Montreal and sent back to the U.S. He was moved to a federal prison, but he escaped again after being there a little over a month. How did he escape??? He posed as federal prison inspector and claimed to have been under cover for a month. On March 30, 1971, Abagnale was caught for good, in New York. He was tried under Rule 20 of the U.S. penal code because he was wanted in so many states for various offenses. (Rule 20 of the federal penal code covers all crimes known and unknown.) The original sentence called for 72 years, but Abagnale appealed and the sentence was reduced to 12 years. After 3 years, he was released on a parole that lasted until 1981. Abagnale underwent a psychological evaluation and the conclusion was that he actually had a very low criminal threshold. He didn't have any business being a criminal. Abagnale was fired from his first two jobs, after being considered for manager positions in both of them. When the promotion checks went through though, he was recognized as the former conman and fired. That's when Abagnale decided to put his talent for white collar crime to work for himself. He began conducting seminars for solving the problems that businesses encountered with "Flimflam artists." After being the superstar of flim flam himself, Abagnale is doing what he can to help people learn about financial loss and avoid it. Toney claimed that Abagnale never impersonated a doctor, an Assistant Attorney General, or a college professor, however, a representative from Abagnale and Associates told Ranger that Abagnale has sued William Toney, and that Toney has retracted all his claims against Abagnale. Could the "Great Imposter" really be a greater imposter than anyone really thought??? 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A 7th AVI. RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 9 Arts and Crafts: For the smart shopper this year ABOUT 6,000 PEOPLE attended the 8th annual Arts & Crafts Fair last weekend. ABOVE: The concourse was jammed with people most of the day. LEFT: A pair of exhibitors show off their stained glass vignettes. The big Item this year, exhibitors said, were Christmas wreaths. Parkside gets conned, too ontlnued From Page Three When ver Abagnale felt threatened in any way, he would slip out of his uniform and begin working as omething else. bagnal passed the bar exam and wa hired as a lawyer . He worked for six months and won 33 cas for the stale. He felt pres ure after a real Harvard gradual joined the state' attorney g neral taff, so he left that career. ext, Abagnale found himself posing as a pediatrician . After getting to know another physician , and the medical profes ion a little better, Abagnale was hired as a consultant on the taff of the amc physician' ho pital. If anything v r came up, he would just consult a staff intern. With every do tor' career comes the po sibility of bein faced with a lif or d ath ituation Abagnale was un omfortable with that, ·o he w nt back to being an airlin pilot. n of the easiest ons that he ever made as becoming a pr f •. or at a univer ity for two · m t ·. 11 Abagnale did a r ad chapt ahead of hi ·tud nts. Abagnale was first arrested in 1970 and he di.d time in France and then Sweden and, finally, aft.er being deported back to America, to serve time, Abagnale escaped the agents who were to escort him through J .F .K. Airport, by lowering himseU down through the toilet apparatus in the plane's restroom and running across the runway, over a fence and catching a taxi. He escaped. After three months, he was caught in Montreal and ent back to the U.S. He was moved to a federal prison, but he escaped again after being there a little over a month. How did he cape??? He posed as federal prison inspector and claimed to have been under cover for a month. On March 30, 1971, Abagnale was caught for good, in New York. He was tried und r Rule 20 of the . . penal code becau e he was wanted in o many states for various offenses. <Rule 20 of the federal penal code covers all crim knov.11 and unknown.) The original sentence called for 72 y ar , but Abagnal appealed and t nt nc was reduced to 12 years. After 3 year , he was relea ed on a parole that lasted until 1981. Abagnale underwent a psychological evaluation and the conclusion was that he actually had a very low criminal threshold. He didn't have any business being a criminal. Abagnale was fired from his first two jobs, after being con- •• sidered for manager positions in both of them. When the promotion checks went through though, he was recognized as the former con- •• man and fired. That's when Abagnale decided to put his talent for white collar crime to work for himself. He began conducting seminars for solving the problems that business encountered with "Flimflam artists." After being the superstar of flimflam himself, Abagnale is doing what he can to help people learn about financial loss and avoid it. Toney claimed that Abagnale never impersonated a doctor, an A istant Attorney General, or a college professor, however, a representative from Abagnale •• and Associates told Ranger that Abagnale has sued William Ton y, and tha l Toney has retracted all his claims against Abagnale. Could the " r at Imposter" really be a greater impost r than anyone really thought??? ~ • RRITT'S RUNNING Merritt's Is Into Cross Country Skiing C• NT• R ~lnAtfwtio FootwNr •"d Rur,nlng Clothing HOURS: DAILY 10-8 SAT. 10-5, SUN. 12-4 5200 Washington Ave. 632-4699 RACINE Cross Country Waxable SKI PACKAGE Aines Universal 49 Skis ...... Haugen Boots .................... . '98 '40 Haugen XL Fiberglau Poles . .. . .. . .. ... .. . . . 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Whe+Ker Used Here or Not • musthooJe. current rmxEer Vo-W ^ next to e Glass Menagerie" shines at Parkside C V J I d b b I V I C I l q 5 C I TomWingfie.dis.he narrator, played her p, REBECCA JULICH, Racine, as Laura, exhibits part of her "glass menagerie" for her "gentleman caller" played by Scott Reichelsdorf, Kenosha, in a scene from the Parkside production of Tennessee Williams' "The Glass Menagerie." evokes emotions of pity for her situation, and wonderment at her needless paranoia. Amanda makes the other characters ill at ease at times because she tends to overdo things in her enthusiasm. Casciaro effectively made her a human being that one feels tenderness for, while being aware of her shortcomings. Tom Wingfield is the narrator part especially well and son of Amanda. Tom is p ayed She and Patricia Casciaro set the bv David Schroeder. David is mood of the play. Rebecca Z believeable - the epitome of he cessful y portrayed Laura as , frustrated individual, but as the girl out of touch with reality, main deliverer of the play's The effective acting and the sets message at times he seems ill at create an atmosphere that makes ease with the role. . The Glass Menagerie a —:- The gentleman caller that raises all their hopes is amiable Jim O'Conner played by Scott Reichelsdorf. Jim is the only realistic character and he is an obvious contrast to the rest of them. Even though he is a "real person, he is a high achiever in high school who has fallen on hard times. To him this is a short term situation. He doesn't have more hope than the others, but he has ambition in the face of adversity. Scott looked the part of the Irish Catholic boy, and was exceptional as this rather egotistical person who for a short time released Laura's inhibition. Laura is the central character, and it is from her one understands the meaning of the title. Laura herself is like glass, beautiful but very fragile. Rebecca Julich experience. unique REBECCA JULICH and Dave Schroeder. National Arts Chamber Oreschestra to perform Reuieu) "Th< by Patricia Cumbie The Glass Menagerie was performed this past weekend here at Parkside's Theater and will be performed again Friday and Saturday Dec. 10-11. This play won the Drama Critics Award, and the performance put on by the Parkside thespians is well worth seeing. The play itself does not follow the rules of conventional theater, but is carried off very well. This play is a "memory play," and the set adds to this atmosphere. The scene was set on the center of the stage with the audience also seated on the stage, in the round. Old music is as much a backdrop as the painted alley behind the apartment terrace. The music adds emphasis to the emotional lines spoken by the characters. The props were realistic and one got a feel for the character's situations. The lighting is dim and toward the end of the play the only light is that of two candles. The reality of their life is shrouded by the ethereal atmosphere induced by the music, scenery, and lighting. This is a two act play, the time and the setting being "now" and the "present." Altogether there are only four characters, the audience can identify with them and they were believeable characters. Patricia Casiam played the mother Amanda. This is a difficult part to perform and Patricia developed the character well. The character is an individual and cannot be cast into a "typical" role. She is energetic but much of her energy is misdirected. The woman clings to the past in an effort to recreate her past happiness before her husband deserted her. This character December is a busy month. Everyone is cramming for finals, shopping and preparing for the Holiday season. A group of students is also planning a benefit performance. "A Christmas Concert" will be presented by the National Arts Chamber Orchestra December 19th at 2:30 p.m. in the Reuther High School Auditorium (Sheridan Road and 58th St., Kenosha). David Schripsema will conduct the benefit concert for the Symphony School of America (SSA). Mr. Schripsema is currently the Chairman of the Bradford High School Music Department and Musical Director of the Kenosha Symphony. His training includes some of the finest teachers in the United States: Dennis Burke, Lawrence Foster and Elizabeth Green, a frequent guest conductor and lecturer at SSA. The orchestra will be performing a great variety of music. Vaughn Williams' Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis and Greensleeves, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 2, Correlli's "Christmas" Concerto Grosso, and Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings will highlight the program. In addition to these works, there will be a harp ensemble, woodwind quitet and special guest soloist, Kim Deal, choral director at Bradford High School. The Symphony School of America was founded by Francesco Italiano nearly 25 years ago. The National Arts Chamber Orchestra is comprised of alumni members of SSA. The organization is almost entirely supported by private donations from businesses and invididuals through the country. The camp is in financial trouble and in danger of folding. The alumni members are willing to give of their time for this performance. Try to make time in your schedule to attend "A Christmas Concert." Tickets are available at the door for the price of $3.00 for adults and $1.00 for students and senior citizens. 10 Thur day, December 9, 1982 RANGER The orch ra will be perr rming gr t vari ty or m le. Vaughn William ' antasia on a theme y Thom Tallis and Gr en I ve , Bach' Brannburg Cone rto No . 2, Correlli's " hri tmas" Concerto Grosso, and Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings will highlight the program . In addition to these works , there will be a harp enemble, woodwind quitet and pecial gu t soloist, Kim Deal, choral director at Bradford High School. The Symphony School of America was founded by Francesco Italiano nearly 25 years ago. The National Arts Chamber Orchestra is comprised of alumni 4 members or SSA. organization is almost endniy supported by private donatlalll from businesses and lnviclcall through the COtDllry. The camp II in financial trouble and In da-.r of folding. The alumni manben are willing to give of their time fer this performance. Try to mm time in your schedule to attmd "A Christmas Concert." Tickets are a vailabl at tbe doer for the price of $3.00 for adulta and $1.00 for tudents and mar citizens. CA$H forUSED Your BOOKS What Time ., • We pay up to 50% -for your used books We buy a\\* USED fext6ooks ... Whether Used Here or Not * mu.st ha.."e curre.t'\t f(\OSQ.et \lo..\.ue When and nex+ to Book Srore $ RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 11 Comedy by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Christmas is always a big season for movies, but this Christmas is going to be especially big. Nearly twenty major releases are scheduled mid December through early January openings. I haven't seen hardly any of these films yet, but I can tell you is coming out, and what looks promising. What I've Seen "48 Hours," which I reviewed last week, is the only Christmas flick I've seen, and if y ou read the review, you know what I thought of it. The film wastes Eddie Murphy's talents in an overly violent cop story that has been done a hundred times. Nick Nolte also stars, and displays about as much life as a can of beans and franks. Avoid sitting through even two hours of this. Comedy Comedy (or attempts at) may be to unemployed, recessionized citizens, and this Christmas movie studios are only too willing to oblige. "The Toy" stars Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor. Gleason is a millionaire who takes his grandson Christmas shopping in a large department store, telling him "You can have anything you want." Richard Pryor is an employee at the store, and when Gleason's grandson sees Pryor, he decides he wants him. Gleason buys Pryor (?) and this is the premise for the rest of the film. Does this sound funny? You decide. A more promising comedy seems to be "Tootsie," starring Dustin Hoffman and Bill Murray. Dustin Hoffman plays a struggling actor who gets tired of struggling and desides to become an actress. ( No, that is not a misprint.) Hoffman makes himself up as an actress, totally changing his identity, (obviously) and he meets with great success. Problems arise, however, when he falls in love with his leading lady. Another ridiculous premise, granted, but the Hoffman - Murray combination sounds unbeatable. Jessica Lange also stars. I like Goldie Hawn, and I like Burt Reynolds, so I just might like f.iTT Cj^lstmas comedy entitled Best Friends." Then might not. Santa Claus reveals all... again I The most interesting comedy -lay be "The Trail of the Pink Panther. Yet another of the Inspector Clouseau' stories the him stars the late Peter Sellers in never - before - seen - footage, and combines the Sellers' footage with new sequences shot with additional actors: This, then, has been pieced together to hopefully make for a coherent film. If nothing else, "The Trail of the Pink Panther" should be worth it just to see a few more hours of Peter Sellers. "Airplane" returns this Christmas in a sequel, and in a brilliant move, the film's makers have entitled the new film "Airplane II - The Sequel." Instead of being on an airplane, this movie takes place on a passenger flight of the space shuttle to the moon. And who would you meet on the moon but good old Captain Kirk (William Shatner.) This all sounds pretty silly to me. I'm not making it up, either. Seriously, reports are that this film simply doesn't live up the original. Woody Allen will trot out another film this Christmas. Entitled "Number II," the film also stars Mia Farrow. I don't know a damn thing about this movie, but I assume it is a comedy. "Honky Tonk Man" is a new Christmas film in which Clint Eastwood makes his singing debut. Technically, this film shouldn't be classified under 'Comedy,' but . . . Open Continued From Page Six "... lying between the simple extremes of unprincipled politics and rigid morality is a domain of action that has been called the ethics of responsibility: meaning by th is term an attempt to weigh the consequences of each alternative as Intelligently as possible, and then to choose the best available." In closing, remind all Senators of their responsibility to the students they represent. At the same time, do not let others forget their responsibilities to their constituents. on improving the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch so that P.S.G.A. can get back to working for and with the students. Cordially, Phillip A. Pogreba Drama The life of Mahatma Gandhi will be portrayed in "Gandhi," a three - hour epic for Christmas. The film stars Candice Bergen, Edward Fox, and Ben Kingsley in the title role. What do I know about this film? It is long, it has at least several good actors, the preview shorts for it look interesting, and the story is of an important and fascinating man. "Gandhi" seems worth a look. "Six Weeks" would seem to be the tear - jerker for the holidays. Starring Mary Tyler Moore and Dudley Moore, the film is athe story of a campaigning senator who falls in love with one of his constituents, a woman with leukemia. The woman has six weeks to live, thus a title of the film. Mary and Dudley should make for a very different combination of talents. This film looks good, but if you cried when you saw "Brian's Story" and "Eric," be sure to bring your Kleenex for " Six Weeks." Paul Newman stars as an ambulance - chasing lawyer who runs into a big malpractice suit in "The Verdict." James Mason co - stars in what looks to be a good film. "Tex," the film based on the book by S. E. Hinton, will be re - released by Disney over the holidays. Starring Matt Dillon, the film is supposed to be okay. Also out over Christmas will be "The Outsiders," which is also based on a book by S. E. Hinton, and which also stars Matt Dillon and Leif (ugh) Garrett. Francis Ford Coppola directs. Fantasy - Animation Disney will re - release "Peter Pan" over the holidays, and will open a new live - feature entitled " Never Cry Wolf." "Twice Upon a Time," another animated feature, will be out as well. Which brings me to my final film. "Dark Crystal" will probably make more money at the box - office this Christmas than any of the other films I have mentioned. The creation of Gary Kurtz (producer, Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back) and Jim Henson (father of the Muppets) the film has no actors, and is not animated. the film is populated with, well, I don't know what to call them. They are not puppets, they are not muppets — they are hybrid creatures along the same lines as Yoda and E. T. "Dark Crystal" is the story of these bizarre and imaginative beings. Since nothing has ever been done quite like "Crystal" before, I think this film will be big. I also think this film will be good, and well worth seeing by anyone ,of any age. But big is the key word here — big means big money, and movie studios want to make big money this time of the year. After all, the summer's blockbusters are still six months away. by Jennie Tunkieicz Tis the season to be jolly! Who could forget that with all the subtle reminders: jingle bells, Christmas carols, figgy pudding, nativity scenes, and gaily decorated houses and trees — the list is endless. But ask almost any child what they like most about Christmas and their immediate reply is Santa Claus! Adults, on the other hand, mature and responsible, know better than to believe in Santa, right? Fortunately, there are still believers and the real St. Nicholas would be proud to know he still has helpers carrying on his tradition. One of Santa's helpers is Jay Singstock age 31 from Racine. He is Santa at Regency Mall. This is his first year of portraying the jolly man in the red suit. "I wanted to be Santa because I love kids," said Singstock. "The little kids from 1-1/2 to about 5 years old are super." The job does have its downfalls. Singstock said it is difficult when parents push screaming children on his lap. "Some kids are scared to death," he said. "I look great to them from a distance, but they go into shock when they get close.". Singstock feels that the reason many children are frightened is they only know Santa from pictures. Once the children are on his lap, Santa asks them if they've been good this year and what they want for Christmas. "This year the boys are asking for G.I. Joes, Dukes of Hazzard cars and race tracks. The girls want Barbie Pink and Pretty dolls, Atari Home Video games and Baby Cut and Grow dolls," he said. Singstock added that many children ask "What do you got?" One child asked Singstock that if is really Santa Claus why did he just see him at another store? "I told him that I was making my rounds and I just got here before he did," he said. Another little girl told Singstock that she knew he wasn't really Santa Claus, only one of Santa's elves. "I think most children believe," he said. Singstock has two children of h is own, 5 and 8 years old. "They know I dress up as Santa at the mall, but they still believe in Santa Claus. They just think I'm one of Santa's helpers," he said. Besides children, Singstock has had a priest, two grandmothers, and eight high school and college students sit on his lap. "I also had three married women ask me for new husbands for Christmas," he said. Two very special accasions took place for Singstock while being Santa. A group of mentally retarded people, ages 18 - 40 visited him at the mall. "We all had a great time that day," he said. Katie Rose, a 9 month old Racine child that needs a liver transplant also came to the mall to have her picture taken with Santa. "That was a very special experience," added Singstock. Singstock feels that Santa Claus is a good thing children, but through the years Christmas has lost its meaning. "Christmas has become too commercialized. People seem to think they must give gifts of a sizable amount. Gifts are only a by - product," he said. "Christmas means family, God and love to me." Singstock dresses all in red trimmed with fur with a beard on his chin that's* as white as the snow. He appears Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Regency Mall until Christmas. The mall will also have "Breakfast with Santa" on Dec. 11 and 18. As for Christmas eve, Singstock exclaimed, "Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Santa and a carrot for the reindeer, and Merry Christmas everyone." / Downtown/Kenoshci Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear J, earn how to be a spectator WMSUXSEM ' 9 0 1 0 0 EEXXPPLLCO R I N G T H E A R T S 0 1 • 6 : 3 0 - 8 : 2 0PM T 9 1 126 01 FOUNDATI O N S H I S T I I RENAISSANCE MODERN 2 : 00 - 3 : 1 5 TR 98 1 1 0 0 1 9 8 4 0 6 01 Music IDEA OF THEAT R E 2 : 0 0 - 3: 1 5 Mw STUDI E S IN CONTEMPORARY L I T : 2 0 TH CENT WOME N IN 1 1 : 0 0 - 1 2 : 1 5 TR 1 POLLACK 25 3 SLAUSON J 2 1 3 CR VAN DYK E L 3 CR 18 9 4 1 0 1 OF MUSIC 0 1 1 2 : 3 0 - 1 : 2 0 TR 9 4 2 0 1 MUSIC 0 1 9 : 3 0 - 1 0 : 4 9 4 2 0 6 JAZZ 0 1 1 0 : 0 0 - 1 1 : 1 5 2 CR MCKEEVE R J 1 9 3 CR WEINER T W 1 6 3 CR CU2NER R 1 7 The Fine Arts can provide life - long entertainment and enrichment. The following Spring 1983 courses are designed to enhance the enjoyment of people who are interested in experiencing the arts rather than participating. For further information, contact the Fine Arts Divisional Office or sign up during early registration. ~~medy will be staple of Christmas flicks b · 1 ony Roger a new hri tma l<'eature "B t F . d ., comedy ent!lled . hristma i !ways might nor n Th n again I Th hfe of lahatma Gandhi ea· n m ie , thi Th m t . . be po trayed in ''Gandhi," a thr hri ·tma i b m y be "Th m~er }'"rg com';dy • hour epic for hri. tmas. The film iallv e rly t •enty Panth r ,, Y~t rai O the Pink ars Candice B rg n, Edward r i a es ar · heduled for 'lnspect~r Clo an~th r . of the Fox, and Ben King I yin the till mm stars the lat eau t st0~ • t~ r?ll'.? \ 'ha_t do I k~ow ab ut this Janu ry opening . hav n't en n ver before. een ~ er I m him. ll 1s long, 1t ha· at I ast 113rdly an lhcs com bin . lhe . lier , :ootage • and several gO?d acto: , th _pr ·iew what ne guenc hot oot~g~ ith • horls for _it look 1~terestmg, and wh t promising . dHionol actor . Thi t"he1t had- the ~torr I of an important and · s, n, as fa.,cmatmg em · \\'hat l'\·e S en Hours." · k, i nick l'v · en, you the il. turphy's \'iolent tory don ick olt tar . a a rrank . t ·o hour omed' att mpts a relief a nation of reces ionized Ou tudios roly tars hristma :-hopping d partm nt mploy GI son' want buy <?) premi or thi decide. m be u tin ruggling truggling n o, hi hem t m noth r but the Hoffman - sound J ica I .ange tars. lik Goldi Reynolm, ~( ---- IN fOCU5 hould oo the nd Shalner.) Seriowly, to another this Christmas. Entitled "Number II," the film comedy. makes singing We k." . m th · tarring iary Moor th ran Iov roe or hi leuk mia. The- thu th film. ary and Dudley should ure Kl nex ix W ks." wman tars Jam . look will is supposed to be okay. AJso . (ugh) Fantasy• action ever ·'Open letter to Parkside students will of Rather, lo - ar creatur a T. the ,of any age. But big is the key word - this time of the year. After are still six months ,away. ontinued l<'rom lx " ... tr•m polltk •nd morallt ls thal ha b n c lied th tlhk of respon ibillty: meaning b lhls trrm lhr consequence of each alternallv I and th.n to ch005 the be t vailable." I would like to Tennessee Wi I \iams' GLA ME re ponsibilities Work oo and the Executive Branch so that P.S.G.A. can get back to working for and with the students. Phillip A. Pogreba ~ ERl JJJ~ 2J45 or 55J 2.042. ! RANGER 1982 11 Santa Claus reveals all ... b\ Jrnni Tunkit>i z lh · ·ea son subll reminder·: jingl bell·, carol . £iggy cenes, d corated hous tr - lh i · ndle: . a Imo ny th y Christma immediat r ply i anta laus ! du! ·, oth r h nd, matur responsibl , ortunat ly, th re ar th t. icholas till ha n ne anta' 31 He 1s I Reg ncy fall. fir t uit. anta becau. e ing tock. kids yf"ar d i downfalb. Sin stock aid i diffi ult wh n parent creaming Som death,'' h aid. gr t di ance, they clo ." ing toe feel th r on childrm ar £right ned i anta One th hi y ar girl Barbi Pink :Ut saici. he he store'! 1 s i I a c .io ini:t tock while bein or m ntally ple, 0 visit t W Iiv r cam tak nta. Thal wa pecial xperience," Sing tock. ing tock f I Clau for th I t il'> m aning. Chri tmas comm rcializ d . . m th y m t ar • Chri tmas family. m . " in tock dr £ur that' a a th now. appear a.pm at Regency Mall until Chri tma . The mall will al have "Breakfa t . r ind r, ti£LEADER~ Downtown/ Kenosha Mall/Racine Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear J.!earn how to be a spectator -9l l2b FOUNDATIONS OF ART HIST II RENAISS, Cf TO l'IOOER~ 2:00- J:15 JR Dramatic Arts 110 IOEA OF THEATRE 01 2:00- J:IS ~w STUOIES I Cc»jfE POii.ARY 9 ",Q(, LU: 20fH CENT WOMEN 1H THEATRE 11:00-12:15 -9~ 101 FUNDAMENTALS Of l'IUSIC 01 12:30- l :zo Tit 9~ 201 NUSIC APPRECIATION 01 9:30-10:~5 TR 9~ 206 JAZl APPRECIATION 01 l0:0o-U:15 TR l CR POI.LACK R 2!> J CR SU.USO J 21 J CR VA~ OYK 3 CR POLLACK R I B NCKE£Y,Elt 19 J WEINERT Iii 16 CUlNER R l1 entertalnment E!flrlchment. fol lowing enhance 12 Thursday, December 9,1982 Burned U p . .. Perfect presents promote holiday happiness MOP? Never wash a Feature Editor's Note: It is with sadness that I say goodbye to "Burned Up" columnist Carol Burns. Carol graduates at the end of th is semester and will not write for the Ranger anymore. For the past three semesters, Carol has penned this wonderful column, in addition to a variety of a rticles on various other subjects. The Ranger staff wishes Carol the best luck and a fine life. I want add an extra bit of th anks to Carol with you Carol. Your loyal by Carol Burns The rush is Christmas is two weeks away and shopping time is running out. Having a mere fourteen days left in which to buy presents for umpteen numbers of people and/or relatives can panic anyone. Include a week of final exams within that period, and you be Bumco's THE PEEL ORANGE JUICER. Start the day the Bumco way! Drink orange juice without dirtying a glass! Plants grow better with clean Bumco VACUUM! It tenderly removes the top layer of dust from vegetation without harming plants! For all you Rollie Finger fans, Bumco offers the ELECTRONIC MUSTACHE CURLER with controlled wax dispenser. Create flawless handlebars anytime! Get one for your dog. 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LOUDMOUTH around) How about Bumco's MIRACLE floor again! Just set this utensil in the corner of your kitchen and you have a perfect excuse for a dirty floor if visitors — Interrupts! Pre - med students might like this one: MR. CARDIOLOGIST! Bumco's latest novelty attaches to one's chest to help distinguish gall bladder pains from heart attacks. In a pinch, cross the wires to change it to defibrillator and hope for the best. Especially useful after rich meals. That's about it. Of course, the finest point about all these gifts is that they can all be found in one central display area at your local junk store. One - stop shopping at its best! (Batteries not included) MERRY CHRISTMAS! Fun with Di ck Satire by Dick Oberbrunner A warning to all of you holiday shoppers: beware of the subliminal psychological powers of the shopping mall. They are Christmas wrap full of sales pitching, cash or crediting, "have a nice daying" store attendants who want you to exchange your wallet decorations, i.e., dollar bills and credit cards, for items at gift - giving prices. These people considered armed and willing to use them to satisfy your good cheer. I'm not talking about the harmless lady cooking pizzas in the frozen food isle of grocery stores. I'm talking commissioners en masse. The sheer number of these mailers overwhelms the vulnerable shopper. Buying habits may be significantly altered as a result of overexposure with the mall medium. On a recent visit to Regency Mall a friend and I found ourselves being swayed through umpteen clothing stores by sales racks and sales racks of bargains. Sweaters, for example, are the perfect stimuli to place the buyer into a buying mood ... A cold snowy evening at the resort. Sipping cognac with good friends by a crackling fire. Gazing out the window upon a well lit slope. Receiving compliments for my warm, woolly Berner N. Weise sweater . . . Do not fall under this looking good with a cast on my broken ankle" spell. This is exactly what the mailers play upon: the dreamy, swayable holiday shopper state of mind. Store attendants are trained in subconscious manipulation. At this time of year they make commission ten times over. Case in point: during a break between my winning the Boston Marathon in my Foot Locker Puma's and outselling Michener at Dalton's my friend and I stopped at The Cookie Factory. The clerk greeted me with a "May I help you?" (which, I found out moments later, was only the first half to the subconsciously - injected phrase, "May I help you buy more?"). In a rather plain but hungry voice I made my order of two. 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You must remember that malls work inder two stipulations — three, actually, at this time of year: • You did not come all this way for nothing, • With such a variety of stores and eating places there has to be something to suit your needs, and • Take advantage of holiday cheer. We are also at the disadvantage of being surrounded by these great gray consumer doller monsters: Grand Avenue, Southridge, Regency, Lakehurst, and the King Kong of them all, Watertower Place. Monetarily, my mailing was minimal. I came out with three and a small Sprite. But the psychological damage is irreparable until at least the middle of January, just before my birthday. Irtflf YowmIym (Mft Fltnosi THR EE MONTH'S $cn°° ONLY^ U Unlimited Use of Our Facility, 7 Days A Week Showers and Locker Room Facilities Included. COUPON OFF J all Vitamins and Supplements. ! 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Yes, P3ssengers from wind - swept Pre med students might like penned this wonderful column, in fellow Parksidians, you now have backlash! this one: MR. CARDIOLOGIST! addition to a variety of articles on at your disposal a bevy of unique, Don't be left in the dark - get Bumco's latest novelty attaches to various other subjects. The perfectly wonderful gifts for the Bumco's new FLASHLIGHT one's chest to help distinguish gall Ranger staff wishes Carol the best person who has everything. TESTER <no batteries required). bladder pains from heart attacks. of luck and a fine life. 1 want to Priced with the student budget in Just clamp this bright white disk ln a pinch, cross the wires to add an extra bit of thanks to Carol mind. to the front of a flashlight and step it hope for all her terrific articles and for Here's one no kitchen should Sumco into a dark room. If the disk fails for the best. Especially useful being a good friend. May the force without: Sumco's new INSIDE · to shine, the flashlight is on the be smokers : BATTERY blink! Th , bo t ·t Of the feature editor, Tony. No more messy, sticky fingers. MR LOUDMOUTH is Bumco's . ats_a . u 1 • co~, . Way.' These handy little hummers can perf~l aift for children It's a fmeSt point about all ~fts is "' . : m dir• help blow smoke right back to the portable microphone which lets central display area at your local on. ruMing tying a glass! source. them ~r.eam as loud as. normal junk store. One . stop shopping at Along the same line, tobacco <Only 1t s more fun with MR. 'ts best' <Batteries not included) leaves, so Sumco comes to the 1 • rescue with the portable PLANT MERRY CHRISTMAS! Fun w!th • 0 '~k But watch out for shopping-center psychosis warning or ooliday or are mallers our• selves . . . ... 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FITNESS FOR MEN • WOMEN OPeN 7 DAYS A WIIK 852-14592111 58th 8trN Mon lhru F'r, 81m to 9 3()p,-n S. Kenoeha · t 8am 10 eom. &if\. 8am to 5Pffl 2325 - 52nd Street, Kenosha, Wis Kenosha's Finest Bar & Brill Uncle John's Christmas grab-bag . . . RITA MARLEY: >y John by John KKoovvaalliicc How manv j W & QUEEN OF REGGAE Season's Greetings, true believers. Salutations, Peace on Earth, Joy to the World, Hark, The Herald Angels Sing, etc. Right. That's my Christmas dues out of the way. Now I can settle back in my little cloud of self - s atisfied sarcasm. I mean, if I hear one more shop playing Christmas Muzak over their intercom system, I think I'm gonna t hrow up! It's bad enough that they had to start right after Thanksgiving, but now that a full, ugly scandal has broken, it throws the Yuletide holiday into a bad light. Let me tell you about it. It's rather a long and involved story, but it has something to do with the fact that if you play "Rudolph The Red - Nosed Reindeer" backwards at half - speed, satanic, drug - crazed messages can be clearly heard. For the season of love and hope, joy and pea ce, why not buy your little brother a new, fully automated, "Laser Tank, for defending liberty and killing commies." Also suitable for the new "Kill 'em Dead Fred" action set. Or, how about a "Phaserdestroyer," capable of destroying universes a nd capturing planets, new from Ronco. Batteries not included. Remember when Christmas was less commercialized? (i.e., when Santa C laus didn't endorse everything from "Playboy" to electric razors.) Once upon a time you could walk into a mall and not be assaulted by a putrid smelling skinny man with an ill - fitting red tunic purporting to be Saint Nick. And whatever happened to the spirit of giving? Nowadays you're lucky if you don't get mugged by a rabid reindeer. HE'S NOT HEAVY, HE'S MY ACCOUNTANT Enough Christmas bitching for one issue. Just call me Scrooge. I don't want to spoil your holidays, so I' ll insult someone else. How about ac countants? Accountants are not the most interesting people in the world. If I were not a subtle man, I'd say they were du ll. I've only met one person who was more boring than an accountant, and he was dead at the time. Economists are different. Heck, they're almost scientists. In fact, economists are probably just scientists who know there aren't any jobs in the sciences. Accountants, on the other hand, are just p lain dull. How many people do you know who can spend an entire day just adding up columns of numbers, eh? I mean, let's face it. Accountants are not the sort of people you'd invite to a wild partv I have this theory that Gerald Ford was, in fact, an accountant, but he managed to keep it in the Perhaps I am not the most grateful person in the'world, but even though I was given a free ticket to the Manager's Dinner, I was still bored off my tush. The highlight of the evening for me, was our wonderful Chancellor's speech. 01' Gussie knocked 'em dead. WKfk&si WIUXX? closet. Not that I have anything against accountants, mind you. Some of my best friends are accountants. It's just that I wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Most of the time you can't tell if they're asleep or merely calculating an after - tax profit margin. Which is why I was not exactly agog with excitement on being named Ranger photographer for the fourth annual "Manager's Dinner." Of course, its sponsors also included Women in Business and Pi Sigma Epsilon as well as the Accounting Club, but I'm sure they were both absent, doing really wild things. Can you imagine accountants forming an accounting club? Ye gods. Think of the conversation after a hard day's accounting. "Well, Jack, what're you doing tonight?" "Well, Phil, I was thinking of going to the clubhouse and doing a little accounting over a seltzer water. I hear they've got some pretty kinky year - end financial reports." "Are you sure you want to do anything that spectacular?" * * * What, you may ask, is this leading up to? I'm glad you asked. "This is," quoth he, "the only time I've gotten anything free from accountants." Last time he gets invited. Luckily, I won't be here next year to sit through another three hours of purgatorial monotony. Even the roast beef was boring. They probably slaughtered a boring cow especially for the occasion. "Hey, Frank. This cow looks pretty dull." "You sure he's not dead?" "Nah. I just saw him accrue some year - end profits." * * * THE PSGA —SEND IN THE CLOWNS And finally, "how 'bout them PSGA senators?" Makes a body proud to serve under their iron fist. Who the hell was it who suggested I attend one of their weekly (HA!) meetings? It was probably just a bit more fun than an accounting club meal. Excited beyond measure by the fact that I had to wait until the ungodly hour of nine - thirty at night, I anxiously awaited this gathering of titans, humbly readying my pen and sheaths of fullscap. Then ... the hour arrived. What, I pondered, could be their first awe - inspiring command? What lofty words of wisdom would echo forth from their magnificent minds? The one called "Red," slowly arose to speak. A hush fell over the room. His lips moved. "How do you spell adjournment?" This was probably the high point of the meeting. The talk then switched to more important issues. "When are we having our first party?" "I vote for the eighteenth." "How about a blue movie party at Louie's?" "I'll bring the leather and the bananas." "I want a Hawaiian party." "Coconuts and whips. Good twist. I like it." "I'll bring the handcuffs." "I got the Vaseline. Somebody get a half - barrel and a watermelon." And so it went. Eventually, since a number of senators, Phil Pogoda and "Wolfman" Kalmar the Eleventh didn't show, a quorum was never attained. After a sweaty, stressful fifteen minutes the meeting broke up and we all curtailed our governmental activities to sally forth to the Union to consume not an inconsiderable amount of "Dog Style." GRATUITOUS PRAISE DEPT. The PSGA does, however, have a number of real terrific people. Take those wonderful humanitarians, "I dream of" Jeannie Phillips and "Up" Chuck Betz. ("We're just good friends.") They are truly great, good, and wise. I feel honored just being in their presence. How can you tell they bought me a drink? Well, that's that for this semester, campers. Bye for now, have a cool Yule, and may your reindeer never be sick on your Scandinavian Pine. RITA MARLEY: by Napoleon Scarbrough Rita Anderson Marley, the widow of the late Bob Marley, grew up in Trenchtown, a ghetto in Kingston, Jamaica. Her recording career began during the Ska era with a hit called "Pied Piper." From there, she moved on to a group called the Soulettes, with whom she also achieved considerable success. Then, in the early '70s, Rita, along with two other popular female vocalists, Judy Mowatt and Marcia Griffiths, formed the I-Threes. Finally, in 1974, t hey became the backup vocals for Bob Marley and the Wailers. Rita's vocal abilities, as well as her songwriting skills have appreciated over the years during her climb toward the top. On "Rastaman Vibrations," the album that declared Reggae a popular musical force, she contributed "Crazy Baldhead," "Rat Race," and "Johnny Was." The last tells a true story of a woman crying over her son killed by a stray bullet. Rita, as well as her late husband, were very deep into the Rastafarian faith as are most of the local Jamaican musicians. Consequently, many of the songs that are written and performed contain these prevailing religious overtones. Rita's new album, "Haram be," a Swahili word meaning "Working together for freedom," emphasizes her belief about a woman's place. "I am governed by God, not man. I believe that a woman's place is beside her man, not behind or before. I work from the inspiration of God, not man." The current hit single from the album is called "One Draw," which, along with Smokey, Herbie and Milla, tells in a playful manner the pros and cons of the consumption of Sinsemilla, a very potent Ganji plant that is used as a sacrament by members of the Rastafari religion. , To be sure, Rita Marley is the crowned Queen of Reggae. Let us hope that she continues to stay on the road that she and Bob were travelling when he was so untimely taken from us. Let us pray that she follows the path of truth, for there is no religion greater than the truth. ANNOUNCING A TRIBUTE TO TWO GREAT AMERICAN INSTITUTIONS BURGERS 'N JAZZ THURS., DEC. 9 - 4^6 PM Union Square FEATURING • UW-Parkside's Award Winning Jazz Band • A Virtual Bounteous Bevy of Burgers Bacon, Olive, Pizza, Mushroom, Blue Cheese, Swiss, etc. • FREE ADMISSION - BEST CHARCOAL SANDWICHES IN TOWN. ~ EITHER HOMEMADE CHILI OR STEW EVERY DAY. - YOUR CHOICE OF GOOD MUSIC. - PARKSIDE SPECIAL WITH STUDENT i. D.: - 12 OZ. BOTTLE OF MICHELOB 85<t - 16.9 OZ. BOTTLE OF MICHELOB $1.00 -WE AL SO F E A TURE E L E V E N D I F F E R E N T WINES. -TUESDAY ALL DAY, FEATURING A DIFFERENT IMPORT BEER EACH WEEK FOR ONLY $1.00. - So it goes • • Whal, you may ask, is thi leading up to? I'm glad you asked. Kenos ha's Fin st Bar · & lrlll - BEST CH ARCOAL SANDWICHES IN TOWN. - EITHER HOME MADE CHILI OR ST EW EVERY DAY . - YOUR CHOIC E OF GOOD MUSI C. - PARKSID E SPE CI AL WI TH STUDE N T L D.: - 12 OZ. BO TT LE OF MICHELOB 85¢ - 16 .9 OZ. BOTTL E O F MI CHELOB $1. 00 - WE ALSO FEATUR E ELEV EN DI F F E RENT WINES. - TUESDAY ALL DAY, FE AT URIN G A D I F· FERENT IMPORT BEE R E A CH W EE K FOR ONLY Sl .00 . SPANKY'S 2325 - 52nd St reet, Kenosha , Wis. RA NGE R Thursday, Dece mber 9, 1982 13 • HEPSGA- D 1 THE LOW And finally, "how 'bout them P GA nator ?" • ak a body proud to erve und r their iron fist Who the h 11 was it who sugg led I attend one of their weekly (HA!) meeting ? It w probably just a bit m re fun than an accounting club m I Excited beyond measure by the • • • GR T ITOC PR I DEPT. Th P GA does, however, have a number of real terrific people. Take those wonderful humanitarians , " I dream of" Jeannie Phillips and " p" huck Betz. < " We 're just good friends ." l They are truly great, good, and wise. I feel honored just being in their pr nee. How can you tell they bought me a drink? Well, that' that for thi semester, camper . Bye for now, have a cool Yule, and may your reind r n · r be ick on your Scandinavian Pin New Music Rita's Reggae RIT M RLE : Q EE OF RE' b apo l n r brou h Rita Ander on arley, the widow of the lat Bob iarley, gre up in Trenchtown, a ghetto in Kin ton, Jamaica. Her recordi~ career began during the ka a with a rut called "Pied iper." Fr m th r , e moved on to group called the Soulettes, with whom also achi v consid able uc . Then, in the early '7 , Rita, along with two other popular fema le vocal' t , Judy !owatt and M rcia Griffith , formed th 1-Thre . Finally, in 1974 , they became the ckup voe for Bob farl y and the Wailer . Rita' vocal abilili , well r n writing skills hav appr iated over the y a during her climb toward the top . On "Ra tam an Vibr tion , " the album that declared Reggae a popular m ical fore , h contributed "Crazy Baldh ad," "Rat Race," and "Johnny W ." Th la t tells a true tory of woman crying over h r son killed by a tray bulle . Rita, a w II as her lat husband , w re very d p into the Rastafarian faith a are m t of the local Jamaican m icians . Consequently, many of the son that are written and performed contain the. prevailing religio overtone . Rita' new album, "Haram , a wahili word m aning "Working tog th r for fr dom," empha i ze h r beli f about a woman' plac . "I am gov rn d by God, not man . I beli e that a woman' place i ide her man, not behind or before. I work from th inspiration of God, not man.'' The curr nt hit jn le from the album i called " ne ra ," which , along with mokey, Herbie and Milla , tel in a playful m nn r the pr and of the con umption of insemilla, a v ry potent Ganji plant that is used as a sacrament by member of the Ra tafari r Ii ion . , To be ure, Rita Marley is the crowned Qu en of Reggae. Le us hope that sh continues to tay on the road th t and Bob w e travelling when he was o untim ly taken from us . t pray that h follow th path of truth, fo th r · no r ligi gr t r than the truth . ANNOUNCING A TRIB UTE TO TW O GREAT AMERIC A N INSTITU TIONS BURGERS 'N JAZZ THURS., DEC. 9 - 4-6 PM Union Square FEATURING • UW.Parlcslde's Award Winning Jau Sand • A Virtual Bounteous Bevy of Burgers Bacon, Olive, Pina, Mushroom , Blue Cheese, Swiss , etc . • FREE ADMISSION Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER ^ — • — 1 — — What can you do over a month-long holiday? Read this by Tony Rogers Feature Editor What to do over the month - long vacation that we as Parkside students have? If you are lucky enough to have a job, you are one of those who works and makes money. If you are one of those lucky enough to be rich, you do what you want. If you work for the student newspaper, you get to write articles and come up with silly statements like the one I'm making right now. I'm rambling now, if you couldn't tell. If you have nothing to do over vacation, you may start to lose your mind, and may end up sounding like my first paragraph. But, if you can think of things to do, and then do them, you may still lose your mind, but you won't be quite so bored in the process. If you don't think you can find any excitement whatsoever in our wonderful and exciting Racine - Kenosha metropolitan area, (sarcasm, get it?) then hit the road. Travel. Go somewhere. Like Jack Kerouac. Just take off. For instance, if you have relatives somewhere in another part of the country, visit them. It's cheaper than staying in a motel or something. Take a car if y ou have one, catch an Amtrak, Greyhound, or even a plane. Or sign up for one of those skiing excursions to Colorado that you see advertised around school. They're fairly cheap. Experience another place. Go somewhere warm with sun and beaches and ocean water and attractive people with sun tans and small sports cars and . . . No really, travel. If yo u can't afford to leave, or if you don't want to, try going someplace a bit closer to home. Go to Chicago. Visit Michigan Blvd. and the art museum. Go to the Field Museum, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Sea Aquarium, the Planetarium, etc. he'll tell you Mort's, and how to get there. Park your car somewhere and walk around. Look at people, not in the eye, they'll hit you, but just watch how they act and walk. Go with Photos by Tony Rogers VISIT Chicago's Art Museum. Chicago has a lot of places like that. Go down Broadway into old Chicago. An interesting place, but don't go alone. It's not as fun and not as safe. Buy a map and figure out how to get around. Downtown is kicks. Broadway is kicks, the lakeshore is kicks in summer. This is winter. Dress warm. Eat at busy delicatessens where cold people will be stamping their snowy shoes on the floor and blowing air onto their frozen fingers while waiting in line for pastrimi, roast beef, corned beef, all served up with gooey dressings — this is the best food anywhere. I recommend Mort's Deli near the WLS building. I can't tell you exactly how to find Mort's — i t's sort of an alley — b ut ask a cop on a beat where a good deli is, and someone, don't go alone, dress warm, drive carefully, have an Experience. Milwaukee is closer than Chicago for most of us, try going to Milwaukee. Take the Kilbourn exit through the tunnel, park around Water St. Eat at 'Someplace Else' on Water St., or 'John Hawks' on Broadway right around the corner. Walk up Wisconsin Ave. and visit the new Grand Avenue Mall, not too long though, you'll get a headache from the Mall, as you would from any Mall. If you didn't eat at 'Someplace Else' or 'John Hawks' or if you're still hungry, visit the little Greek restaurant north of the Mall on Wisconsin (I forget its name) but they make really terrific gyro sandwiches. The ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: • APPLIANCES • CARPETING • DRAPES • FURNITURE HEAT AND WATER ALL ELECTRIC PARKING LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM $ 205.00 PER MONTH STUDENT SPECIAL STUDY IN COMFORT ! WE WILL COVER YOUR SEMESTER II BOOK AND SUPPLY EXPENSES UP TO $100.00 WITH THI S COUPON OFFER LIMITED TO NON RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER II, 1983 LEASE Offer expires Dec. 31. 1982 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m., Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. 'ORCHARD COURTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin •' place is run by several Greek gentlemen, and if you order a pepsi with your gyro they will say "Pep-si, Pep-si," just as the late John Belushi did on the old "Saturday Night Live." Have Baklava for dessert. Head towards the east side of Milwaukee. Visit Brady St. and see interesting old buildings and restaurants and people with beards and long hair and pipes. Visit the Oriental Theatre on North Farwell and see a movie. Go to the Jazz Gallery and sweat through a jazz jam. Tap your toes, drum your fingers, get into it. Look at the people around you and they will look back at you with a look that says, "THIS is music." You look at them and you know it is true. Buy a map, get to know your way around. Go see the orchestra at the PAC. It's not too expensive. Visit Milwaukee. What to do in Racine and Kenosha? Well ... In Racine go downtown and watch the Wheary lights in the square, not too long or you'll freeze to death. Take your girlfriend to the Restaurant at the new Sheridan Hotel out on Washington Ave. Go to a bar. Have a party or go to a party. Sit in Regency Mall and wonder why the kids want to play so many video games, are they escaping from reality, do some armchair psychoanalysis and wonder where you will be sitting ten years from this day. In Kenosha go to a bar. Well, maybe. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the UA, or even better, see it at the Oriental in Milwaukee, which I should have mentioned before, damn it. Kenosha, I don't know much about Kenosha. Visit Racine. What to do over the holidays? Write stories or poems about things, or take pictures. Change your room around. Buy a used movie camera and make a movie. Eat, not too much. Listen to your visiting relatives, (if they are visiting) talk about old things that happened long ago, and wonder what the world was like when you weren't in it. Don't get depressed and don't lose your mind. Catch a bus to somewhere. Watch Dr. Who on Sunday nights and don't worry about Monday, there's no school. Work. Make some money. Think about second semester and your upcoming classes. Soon enough that will all be here, then the spring, the blessed warm spring, and another long vacation. And maybe I'll write another article like this . . . Student Poetry MY FATHER'S NOBLE HOME by Stephen Kalmar II typical of the decreped insanity along the sooty lake, the mourning breeze brings clouds of over - ripe sewage, mixing with the dust of the sweating playground, earth bleached faces shine with anxious prison gleems, youth rising over the slummed horizon - each hand a little fist, each mouth an angry sentenal guarding dark sea - green passions, blood red lips sparkle a night - life's visage, each night a barbed needle, each hate looking for that angry fix, finding no substance in the light, raggedy madness frames, each suspended doubt carries frustrated pride, each circular moment shines on my hiding place. The Oll/PBT Presents Zin In Concert At The Christmas Party In The Union Square Dec. 11 th Ti cket s at the Union Inf o Desk Cost $2.00Advance $2.50 at Do o i Admission Includes 2 Beverages BOORS OPENS Pin BANK) STARTS bul GET YOUR TICKET TODAY T EKfTA T, v i 3205-52n<a.Sh*ee> Delicatessen 0 Li^uws & Bud 24 can flat *^19 SfS bh uy on*e, Gancia Asti Spumante *659 Case •73°o get one free Lambrusco 750 ml 1.5 It. S 5 Btls. Case *2" *4" Lowenbrau *229 *g" 14 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER What can you do over a month-long holiday? Read this · • eral Greek your room around. Buy a used by Tony Rog r somepla e a bit closer to home. he'll tell you Mort' , and how to plac I run by ·r v order a movie camera and make a movie. Featurt' Editor Go to Chicago . Visit Michigan get there. Park your car g nt! fl'! :• a nd 1 Y~y will ay Eat, not too much. Li ten to your What to do over the month• long vacation that we as Parksid tuclent have? If you are lucky Blvd . and the art mus um . Go to somewher and wal around . pep I wt_t your~~~ . as the visiting relatives, (if they are the Fi ld Mu eum, th Mus um of Look at people , not in the eye, "P P· 1 • :~p- ~ J di~\~ the old vi iting> talk about old things that Scieri e and lndu try, the a they 'll hit you, but just atch h?w lat J hn . 1 • .. Have happened long ago, and wonder Aquarium, the Plan tarium, etc. they act and walk . Go with "Saturda Y dight 1Live . what the world was like when you ough to have a job, you are on of tho who works and makes mon y . If you are one of tho lu ky enough to be rich, you do what you want . If you work for the tudent new paper, you get to write articles and come up with ill atem nt like the one I'm making right now . I'm rambling now, if you couldn't tell. [f you have nothing to do over vacation, you may st rt to lo your mind, nd may nd up unding like my first paragraph . But, if you n think of thing to do , and then do them, you may till lo e your mind, but you won 't be quite so bored in the proce . II you d n 't think you can find any excit m nt whatso ver in our wond rful and exciting Racine - K no ha metropolitan area, (: r m , g t it? l then hit the ro d . Trav . o omewhere. Like Jack K ouac. Ju t take off. For i tan . if you hav relative somewhere in another part or the country , vi it them . It' cheaper than laying in a m or m thing . Tak a car if you have one, catch an Amtrak, Gr yhound , or even a plane. Or ign up for on or tho kiing excu ions to Colorado that you see advertised around school. They're fairly cheap. Experience another place. Go som where warm with un and beaches and oc an water and attractive people with sun tans and small sports ca · and .. . o really, travel. U you can't afford to leave, or if you don 't want to, try going VISIT Chicago's Art Museum. Chicago has a lot of place like that. Go down Broadway into old Chicago. An inter ting place, but don't go alone . It's not as run and not a are Buy a map and figure out how to get around. Downtown is kicks. Broadway is kicks, the lakeshore is lucks in summer. Thi is winter. Dress warm. Eat at busy delicates ens where cold people will be stamping their snowY hoes on the floor and blowing air onto their frozen finger while waiting in line for pastrimi, roast beef, corned beef, all served up with gooey dressings - this is the best food anywhere. I recommend Mort's Deli near the WLS building. I can't tell you exactly h>w to find Mort's - it's sort of an alley - but ask a cop on a beat where a good deli is, and someon , don't go alon , dr warm, drive carefully, have an Experience. Milwaukee is closer than Chicago for most of u • try going to Milwaukee. Take the Ki1bourn e,ot through the tunn I, park around Water St. Eat at 'Someplace Else' on Water St., or 'John Hawks' on Broadway right around the corner. Walk up Wisconsin Ave. and visit the new Grand Avenue Mall, not too long though , you'll get a headache from the Mall, as you would from any Mall. U you didn't eat at 'Someplace Else' or 'John Hawks' or if you 're still hungry, visit the little Greek restaurant north of the Mall on Wisconsin (I forget its name> but they make really terrific gyro saodwiches. The ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS • • • • UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: APPLIANCES CARPETING DRAPES FURNITURE • HEAT AND WATER • ALL ELECTRIC • PARKING • LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM$ 205.00 PER MONTH ---------- STUDENT SPECIAL ---------- 1 STUDY 1N COMFORT , we WILL cov ER YOUR SEMESTER 11 l $ BOOK ANO SUPPLY EXPENS ES UP TO $10000 WITH THIS COUPON $ OFFER LIMITEO TO NON RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER 11 , 1983 LEASE I Ofhr expu.s Otc. 31, 1982 I 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m., Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. ORCHARD COURTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin•' Baklav3 for s r · . weren't in it. Don't get depressed Head towar .. th ea t id of and don't J your mind . Catch a Mil~auk .. V1 it Bra~Y. Sl. a~~ bus to som wh re. Watch Dr. Who . mt r tm old builcling \h n unday nights and don't worry re · taurant and people 1wi about Monday, there's no chool. beards and long hair and P • k M k Think Vi it the Oriental Th atre on Wor · 8 e ~me money · orlh Farwell and see a movi e. about . ond sem ter and your Go to the Jazz Gallery and sweat upcom1!1g classes . Soon enough through a jazz jam. Tap your toes, lha~ will all be here, then _the drum your fingers, get into it. spnng, the bl d wa~ spnng, Look at the people arowid you and and another lol va~atton. they will look back at you with a A~ fl'!aybe. I wnte another I k that says "THIS is music. " article hke th1 . . . 00 , . You look at them and you know at s d p 1 true. Buy a map, get to know tu ent oetry your way around. Go see the orch tra at the PAC. It' not too expensive . Visit Milwaukee. What to do in Raci and Ken ha? Well . . . In Racine go downtown and wat h the Wheary 1ights in the quare, not too long or you'll freeze t death . Tak your girlfriend to th R taurant at th n w Sheridan Hotel out on Wa hingtoo Ave . Go o a bar. Have a party or go to a party. it in Regency all and wond r why the kids want to play so many video games , are they escaping from reality, do some armchair psychoanalysis and wonder where you will be sitting ten year from this day. In Keno ha go to a bar. Well, maybe. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the UA, or even better, see it at the Oriental in Milwaukee, which I should have mentioned before, damn it. Kenosha, I don't know much about Kenosha. Visit Racine. What to do over the holidays? Write stori or poems about things, or take pictures. Change MYF TH R' OBLEHO 1E b · teph n Kalmar II typical of the decreped insanity a long th sooty lake, the mourning breeze bring cloud of ov r - ripe wage , mixing with the du t of the sweating playground. earth bleached faces hine with anxio pri n gl m , youth ri ing over the lummed horizon - each haod a little fist, each mouth an angry sentenal guarding dark ea - green pa sioos. blood red lip; sparkle a night - life' visage, each night a barbed needle, each hate looking for that angry fix, finding no substance in the light. raggedy madness frames, each suspended doubt carries frustrated pride, each circular moment shines on my hiding place. The IJWP»T Presents Zin In ~Qneert At The Christmas Party In The Union Square Dec.11th Tickets at the Union Info Desk Cost$2.00Advance$2.50atDoor Admission Includes 2 Beverages U()C)RS ()PEN B Pm BAI\lg STARTS~~ GET YOUR TICKET TODAY Bud 24 can flat •719 Gancia ~ Asti Spumante '659 .)F.-.J...._lft• buy one, t Case 873" get one free Lamhrusco Lowenhrau 750 ml 1.5 It. , 6NR Btls. •299 •499 •229 Case '8'' A Poem. The Day Before The Day Before Christmas As told to Nick Thome It twas the day before the day before Christmas When all through the house Every creature was stirring including the mouse All the stockings that hung By the chimney with care Were soon to find they were to stay bare I in my kerchief and mom in her cap Had just settled down for a short winter's nap y When out on the lawn We heard such a clatter We sprang from our beds To see what was the matter And what to our wonderous eyes should appear Dad marching about the yard Acting like eight tiny reindeer The fat little man so jolly and quick Strew broken toys and rags on the snow Giving his cigarette a flick Then giving yell for all to hear Santa's been mugged there's no Christmas this year -New Music Love Over Gold" places art over airplay hbvy KBAoKb IKfliAecslliinnrgt ' News Editor What a difference a fresh move can make. A change of scenery can balance one's perspective and provide a variety of fresh experiences, a hedge against stagnation. The barrage of new experiences can be overwhelming sometimes, but often the subject comes away with a much expanded point of view. Mark Knopfler is the driving force behind Dire Straits, and an Englishman who recently transplanted himself to New York. For Knopfler, the American influence has added an expansive new horizon to his normally cynical visions of the lives of struggling young Britons. The grandeur that was hinted at in last year's critically - acclaimed "Making Movies" came to full flower in "Love Over Gold." The opening song, "Telegraph Road," replaces Knopfler's former pastel vignettes with a wide, dusky horizon dotted with neon pinpoints, guiding the way to a new type of American dream. Taking a cue from Bruce Springsteen, Knopfler uses the image of the automobile as the archetype of American rootlessness: "Believe in me baby And a story by Nick Thome The story behind 'The Day before the Day before! by Nick Thome The poem above is about a Christmas that almost didn't happen in 1963. It seems, although most of the country was doing well in '63, my friend's family was not so lucky. Her father worked on the road and had little contact with his children. He did not know that his wife had purchased most of the Christmas presents in advance. On the day before the Day before Christmas the patriarch picked up the paycheck from his employer, only to find it about one - fourth its normal size. He stormed back to the window and demanded to know why the check was so small. The clerk, being well trained in her field, promptly shrugged her shoulders and said "What do I look like, an accountant?" This was not the answer he wanted to hear. After exchanging a few unpleasantries the clerk agreed to file an inquiry with the head office. The father left the office a little bit ticked - off and no richer for his efforts. So, he stopped at one of the local watering holes to have a drink and ponder his predicament. While engaging in lengthy discussions with his friend Jack Daniels, the daddy decided on a plot to cure his Christmas problems. Jack leaned over and said, "Lookee here Bud, there's no need to be down about this miserable time of the year. All you got to do is like my old grandpappy used to say." Bud stared at Jack and said "What the hell are you babbling about now?" Jack smiled his wry little smile and said, "Bud, I got a way for you to get over. All you have to do is bust up some toys in your back yard and make like a bunch of little brats mugged ole Saint Nick." Bud stared at Jack and said, "So you think that'll work? Maybe it will. I think I'll give it a try." "Alright Pal you're cut off," stated the bar owner. "We don't need people to see you talking to shot glasses." With that Bud left the bar and headed to the Goodwill store to pick up the accomplices, the toys to be smashed into little bits, in his terrible act. As the poem states, he actually executed the plan to the letter. However, in doing so, he accidently alerted the entire neighborhood of our family's plight. The rest of the families in the area help my mom fill the void in the shopping list without my father catching wind of it. You see, the girl who recounted the poem to me is my older sister. As it turned out it was one of the best Christmases I remember, because even if some of the presents weren't brand new, they were all given with love and the Christmas spirit. Maybe this year you too may know some kid whose parents aren't doing too well. Nothing puts life into an old pair of ice skates better than a new kid to wear them. Merry Christmas to all. and I'll take you away; from out of this darkness and into the day; from these rivers of headlights these rivers of rain; from the anger that lives on the streets with these names." All these lyrical fireworks are bursting over a softly compelling bed of guitar, drums and synthesizer. This is the first time Dire Straits has used electronics to such an extent; the result is a more polished texture than their first three efforts. There is none of the "basement tapes" feel of earlier records. The most interesting song on the album is the quasi - punk "Industrial Disease," Knopfler's version of Sinclair's industrial jungle, where Machiavellian businessmen grind their workers into the ground like so much used machinery. The company controls everything; the worker has no recourse but to keep on struggling. The bright, bouncy music suggests a lighthearted nihilism that gives the song its cynical bite. This is the most political song of the album, and by the last verse Knopfler is quoting a ficticious folk singer: "They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three; Two weeks in Espana and the Sunday strip - tease." Being Knopfler's debut as a producer, the record does get into excesses. All the songs end with a long, drawn out guitar solo, contributing to a sense of ennui as the album progresses. To listen to the entire album in one sitting without becoming bored is a challenge for only the most dedicated listener. Another problem is one of Dire Straits' identity. On the album they continue to sound like any other group but themselves. Remember the group's first hit "Sultans of Swing," where Knopfler's vocals and guitar leads were a dead ringer for Bob Dylan? It's true here too. "Telegraph Road" sounds like it was written by Springsteen's English cousin. "Industrial Disease," by the same token, is a Kinks / Clash hybrid. And on "Private Investigations," a song about a bitter movie star detective, the heartbeat rhythm and bleak chording sound like they were lifted, in one piece, from "The Wall." Keep in mind, though, that the compositions have little to do with Knopfler's lyrical talents, which have always been the group's greatest asset. Not only does Knopfler emulate Springsteen, in the first cut, he surpasses him. Knopfler has a depth of emotion The Boss would be hard put to achieve. And "Industrial Disease" is a fresh approach to a rather tired subject. One gets the feeling that Knopfler was satisfied with his first production attempt. While the record drags at times, there is also a strong sense of continuity throughout, and the record's tone speaks of a painstaking attention to detail. The five songs on "Love Over Gold" are not short and catchy, and so are not likely to get a lot of FM air play. Instead, each song is a dream in Knopfler's new expanded vision, and he has made no concession to sensationalism. "Love Over Gold," appropriately named, places artistry over air play. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 10-11, Friday - Saturday. St. Francis College Tournament. Jan. 7, Friday. Carroll College. Away, 7 p.m. Jan. 10, Monday. Northeastern Illinois. Away, 7 p.m. Jan. 14-16, Friday - Saturday. Parkside tournament. HOME, 1 p.m. Jan. 17, Monday. Carthage College. HOME, 5 p.m. Jan. 20, Thursday. Rockford. HOME, 5 p.m. PARKSIBE FOOO SERVICE FINAL EXAMS A SEMESTER BREAK FINAL EXAMS SEMESTER BREAK 7:30 AAA - 2:00 PAA THRU WED., DEC. 22 CLOSED DEC. 23 - JAN. 16 CLOSED FROM DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 7:30 AM - 8:00 PM THRU THUR., DEC. 23 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 15 -New Music A Poem. • The Day Befor The Da · B for hrl tmas told to. 'lck Thome • Hlove Over Gold" places art over airplay It tw the day befor the day befor Chri mas When all through the hous Every er ture was tirring including the mo All the tockings that hung By the chimn y with car Were n to find they were to y I ln my kerchief and mom in her cap Had j ttled down for a hort wint • nap When out on the lawn We heard uch a clatter We prang from our beds To what w the matter nd what to our wonderous eye should appear Dad marching about th yard Acting like eight tiny reindeer The rat little man so jolly and qui trew o en toy and r on th OW Giving hi cigar te a nick Then givi yell for all to h ar nta' mugged there' no hr, m thi year by Bob Kl ling ew Editor What a difference a f h move can make. A change of scenery can balance on • per pective and provide a variety of fr h experience • a hedge again t tagnation. The barrage of new experienc can be overwhelming m tim , but often the ubject comes away with a much expanded point of view. Mark Knopfler i the driving force behind Dir Strai , and an Engli hman who recently tranplanted him lf to ew York. For Knopfler. the American influ nee has dded an expansive n w horizon to hi normally cynical vi 10 of the lives of truggling young Brit . The grandeur that was hinted at in la t year' critically - acclaimed "Making Movies" came to full flower in "Love Over Gold." The opening ong, "Telegraph Road," replaces Knopfl r' former pastel vignettes with a wide, dusky h rizon dotted with neon pinpoints, guiding the way to a new type of American dream Taking a cue from Bruce pring teen, Knopfler uses the image of the automobile a · the archetype of American rootlessness: "Believe in me baby • • • And a story by Nick Thome Th tory Mhlnd 'Th Da for th Da ht-for ! b 'lck Thome The poem above i about a Christmas that almo t didn't happen in 1963. It m , although most of the COWltry wa doing well in '63, my friend' family was not lucky . H fat r worked on t road and had littl contact with hi children . He did not know that hi wife had purcha ed m t of the Chri tmas pr n in advance. On the day before th Day before Chri mas the patriarch picked up the paycheck from his employer. only to find it about one • fourth its normal size. He tormed back to the window and demanded to know why the check was so small. The clerk, being well trained in h r field, promptly shrugged her houlders and said "What do 1 look like, an accountant?" Thi was not the amwer he wanted to h ar After excha~ing a few unpleasantri the clerk agreed to file an inquiry with the h d office. 11le father left the office a little bit ticked• off and no richer for his effort . So, he stopped at one of the 1 al watering holes to have a drink and ponder his predicament. While engaging in lengthy di us ions with his friend Jack Daniel , the daddy decided on a plot to cur his Christma pr bl m . Jack 1 ned over and said, "Lookee here Bud, there's no need to be down about this mi rable time of the year All you got to do is like my old grandpappy u ed to ay." Bud stared at Jack and said "What the hell are you babbling about now?" Jack miled hi wry little mile and said, "Bud, I got a way for you to get over. All you have to do is bust up some toys in your back yard and make like a bunch of little brats mugged ole Saint Nick." Bud tared at Jack and said, "So you think that'll work? Maybe it will. I think I'll give it a try." "Alright Pal you're cut off," stated the bar owner. ·•we don't need people to ee you talking to shot glas . " With that Bud left the bar and headed to the Goodwill store to pick up the accomplices, the toys to be smashed into little bits, in hi terrible act. As the poem states, he actually executed the plan to the letter. However, in doing so, h accid ntly alerted the entire neighborhood of our family's plight. The rest of the families in the area help my mom fill the void in the shopping list without my father catching wind of it. You see, the girl who recounted the poem to me is my older sister. As it turned out it was one of the best Christmases I remember, because even if some of the presents weren't brand new, they w re all giv n with love and the Christmas pirit. Maybe this year you too may know some kid whose parents arm 't doing too well. othing puts life into an old pair of ice skat better than a new kid to wear them. Merry Christmas to all. and I'll take you away; from out of this darkness and into the day; from these river of headlights these rivers of rain; from the anger that lives on the treets with these names." All these lyrical fireworks are bursting over a softly compelling bed of guitar, drums and synthesizer. Thi is the first time Dire Straits has used electronics to such an extent; the result is a more polished texture than their first three efforts. There is none of the "ba ement tapes" feel of earlier records The most interesting song on the album is the qua i - punk "lndu trial Disea e," Knopfler' version of Sinclair's industrial jungle, where Machiavellian bu in sm n grind their workers into the ground like so much used machinery. The company controls everything; the worker has no recourse but to keep on struggling. The bright, bouncy music suggests a lighthearted nihilism that gives the song its cynical bite. This is the most political song of the album, and by th la t ver Knopner i quoting a ficticious folk singer: "They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three; Two weeks in Espana and the Sunday strip • t a . " Being Knopfler's debut a producer, the record doe get into exc . All the ngs end with a long, drawn out guitar solo, contributing to a ense of eMui as the album progres . To It ten to the entire album in one itting without b oming bored i a challenge for only the mo t dedicated Ii tener. Anoth r problem is one of Dire Straits' id ntity. On the album they continue to sound like any other group but themselve . Remember the group' first hit "Sultan of Swing," where Knopfler' vocal and guitar leads were a dead ringer for Bob Dylan? It's true here too. "Telegraph Road" sounds like it was written by Springst n' English cousin. "lndu trial Di ea e," by the me token, i a Kink / Cla h hybrid. And on "Private Investigations," a song about a bitter movie tar detective, the heartbeat rhythm nd bleak chording sound like they were lifted, in on piece, from "The Wall." Keep in mind, though, that the compo itio have little to do with Knopfler'" lyrical talent , which have always been the group' greatest as l. ot only d Knopfler mulate pringsteen, in the first cut, he urpasses him Knopfler has a depth of emotion The Boss would be hard put to achieve. And "Industrial Disea e" is a fresh approach to a rather tired subject. One gets the feeling that Knopfl r wa atisfied with hi first production attempt. While the record drags at times, there is also a strong ense of continuity throughout, and the record's tone speaks of a painstaking attention to detail. The five songs on "Love Over Gold" are not hort and catchy. and so are not likely to get a lot of FM air play. In tead, each song i a dream in Knopfier's new expanded vision, and he has made no concession to sensationalism. "Love Ov r Gold," appropriately named, places artistry over air play. W0, 1E '• BA KETB LL Dec. 10-11, Friday • Saturday. St. Francis College Tournament. Jan. 7, Friday. Carroll College. Away, 7 p.m. Jan 10, M nday. orthea tern Illinois. Away, 7 p.m . Jan. 14-16, Friday - Saturday. Parkside tournament. HOME. 1 p.m. Jan. 17, ionday. Carthage College. HO 1E, 5 p.m. Jan. 20, Thursday. Rockford. HOME, 5 p.m. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK ---~ /. .. ; . . -: . . HOURS ,_ALD_qs 1111 .. IOOII: 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM THRU WED., DEC. 22 SEMESIEI IIEAI( CLOSED DEC. 23 - JAN. 16 -IOII SG. IIILL: CLOSED FROM DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE: 7:30 AM - 8:00 PM THRU THUR., DEC. 23 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM 16 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Gifts for the athlete Coach Profile — Lucian Rosa by Patricia Cumbie Looking for a gift for an athlete, but don't know what to get? Area stores can help in giving suggestions on what to buy. For the runner, there is a wide selection of gifts to choose from. Popular gifts include: warm up suits ($50-$100), shorts ($15), shoes $30 - $80), and polyproplene long underwear. Stocking stuffers (items that are considerably cheaper too) are running diaries, calendars, and running books. The more economical and useful gifts are socks, hats and mittens. Other sports minded individuals may like to receive sports equipment. Golf, fishing, racquetball and hunting equipment are popular Christmas gifts. Now people are buying gifts for the anticipated ice fishing season. Cold weather clothing would be the most practical gift for the ice fisherman on your list. A unique gift is black powder gun kits now on the market. They are working replicas of the muzzle loaders popular 200 years ago. The kits range in price from $35 - $250. Parkside shooting team's standings UW-PARKSIDEII CMI NATIONAL GUARD PARADISE BODVEN'S MARTY'S 6-1 RAILROAD PRODUCTS 6-1 WESTERN PUBLISHING 5.2 HOLECREW UW-PARKSIDE I 5-2 SOUTHWAY SUPPLY 5-2 ALFREDO'S 5-2 COLONIAL LIQUOR 4-3 4-3 3-4 2-5 2-5 2-5 0-7 Buy for LESS Sell for MORE SAVE MONEY on next semester's books. The CBE has the lowest prices on textbooks on campus. MAKE EXTRA CASH by selling your old textbooks. The CBE give you the highest price on campus. The Campus Book Exchange Level 1 WLLC Concourse 30% OFF ALL CALCULATORS D*c. 1 thru Due. 23 CAMPUS STORE REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 20-23 MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 50' SPECIAL Mon.-Fri, Bowling - 50' Game Pool - 50' % Hour We've Got A Game For You I 9a. m. -6p. m. 9a. m. -6 p. m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. by Patricia Cumbie Lucian Rosa is the head coach of Parkside's men's cross country and men's track teams. He also teaches Physical Education here. His hometown is Kandy, Sri Lanka. He came to Parkside to get his degree and be a full - time runner, participating in cross country and track. While here he became an All - American many times. Rosa received a degree in business and a coaching certificate. Since 1977, he has been head cross country coach and assistant track coach. This year he will be head track coach. He mainly worked with long distance runners. He also helps many high school running coaches with their programs. Rosa believes hard work is the road to success. "I believe in hard work, hard work always pays off." The goals he sets for his athletes are usually to qualify for the NAIA Nationals. Thus the workouts are usually hard. The cross country team works on distance and they lift weights for strength. Track workouts are more varied; they work on distance, sprints and strength training. The goal of the workouts is to become a complete athlete. Even though outstanding talent is desired, it is not a prerequisite for participation in track. To Lucian, this sport is open for everyone regardless of past experience. Lucian lives with his wife, also from Sri Lanka, and their two - year - old daughter in Kenosha. Apart from his family and work as instructor and coach, he doesn't have much free time. He used to have more leisure in Sri Lanka, where he started his athletic career playing soccer. Occasionally he plays racquetball, volleyball, and badminton. CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED. . 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McEwen of Rockefeller University will talk on "Sexual Differentiation of the Brain." The lecture is free and open to the public. PLAY "The Glass Menagerie" at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Advance admission prices are $2.50 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $3.50 f or others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Saturday, Dec. 11 Glass Menagerie" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. MOVIE Bread and Chocolate" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats have been sold. Sunday, Dec. 12 CONCERT at 3:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for others. Tuesday, Dec. 14 CONCERT at noon in Main Place featuring the University Band and Choir. Admission is free; all are welcome. fggs, Bacon & alt the Pancakes you can eat! $259 Any rime of day. Anu day of the week • upsr*" "s> ",M *» «r««* °<«»«. • 2 strip, of Okw Mayers best bacon pork sausage links or 2 A^«d« a«T»a« vrvesXp'e/c^ia^l4 o n*"ce.°. wer Amt,lc* • All the lite It fluffy buttermilk pancakes /ou can eat 3619 - 30th Ave. SENATE I'm glad you can spell "adiournment." — Any PSGA Is that how you spell "representative?" RED you're losing your hair. Just like Phill BRIAN & STEVE Had a falling out lately? SENATOR KALMAR - Have you found the Senate office yet. Us. PSGA • If silence is golden, no wonder you guys are broke. Love, the neighbors. SPORTS EDITOR is desperate. Now accepting applications. PAUL -1 really want you and need you! Love, Tim. TROG I want your hairy body. Love, Paul. MARGIE U. Are you still looking for action? I (one-third inc.) - Ja cob A. is on your tail. WOULD the person who borrowed the Walkman off the Comm Arts theater stage please return it. I know who you are and would like to avoid a hassle. FINALLY!!! MENC has rice krispie squares! It's about time! THE NUMBER for save Larry is ... HI! HOW THE HELL ARE YA? I MISS Drakes Cakes, the Boss, salt water and P.H.! ACE REPORTER Thanks for the cookies & thought. Merry Christmas. Bob FOXY, GREEK GODDESS You're so . . . talented, fun, cute, soft, and intriguing. "Swiss Me" with a Hopfenperle tonight. Secret Admirer SECRET ADMIRER I'm a Foxy, Greek Goddess and I choose with whom I share a Hopfenperle - t he "Swiss Me" beer. Foxy, Greek Goddess FOXY, GREEK GODDESS If I could "Swiss You" with a Hopfenperle beer, all my dreams would be fulfilled. Secret Admirer SECRET ADMIRER - In all my dreams I've never considered you as the sharer of my Hopfenperle • The Swiss Beer. No "Swiss Me" for you. Foxy PINOCHLE ROD: Your time is coming! Revenge will be sweet. MERRY CHRISTMAS PARKSIDE STUDENTS AT THE YMCA!!! The RA's. MOLLY - "THE EAR ON PARKSIDE:" We'll be looking forward to chatting with you and gossiping next semester, whether it is in private or in public. Love, Ed and Lou. TO TONY ROGERS, the Feature Editor of this paper: You've been my friend, and taken all of the abuse I can dish out. To be very honest, I'm not sure what I would've done without you this semester. Thanks for everything, Pat. TO PAT M.: While you're busy keeping an eye on your friend, Pat H„ she has a short message for you: Their Hearts Are Now Kind. Stone Texture Off. Addled Forces Retreat, imagination Exists Non - Defeated. PAT M. plays Pinochle. DOJA: You're fantastic! Thanks for all your help! Karen. P.S. ILYMTOVVM HEY PARKSIDE WOMEN: How would you like to see twelve of UWP's most handsome men on your wall? Call x2295 for details. INGRID: How's Herby hanging? DEAR LUIS, Futh, Chuck, Jim, Al, Pat, Dave, Steve, Mike, Red, Jeannie, Ingrid and Ear: Just thought I'd say hello! Harry STUDENT BODY: Dancers do it in all positions. CHARLIE: Still playing musical chairs. Am I next? J.N. EAR: Love the hair; We've got to get together again. New office, you know. J.K. SISTER SLAMA: We miss you at the Convent. Love Mother Theresa. DAVE: Would you walk a mile for a Camel? PHIL: Don't worry. Try hairline creations. JIMMY: How's the budget coming? We want to know. The students (who pay you!). IDOJ AND UC: good friends are the best. FRICK AND FRACK: we love you anyway. HAPPY HOLIDAZE to everyone at the Thursday afternoon Gus Sorensen Social Science Roundtable. Norm MERRY CHRISTMAS to the Ranger staff. Tony RJK: Peace to the first Queen Mary College gay club. LY TR°,S: Have you hugged our Editor today? NEWS STAFF: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Bob PETE: Welcome to the neighborhood. We . n?i°y.,-he s?curi,y- PSGA and Ranger d«tcv t. Picture. Is that your good side? vX .. Tha,'s a cute name for an Editor. Chuckles PAT: We'll let you into the Locker Room anytime. The Basketball Team 7 • l^':r,Y.ou be,fer keep an eye on your friend Pat H. K": I hear it's not very wide but it sure is short. My Parents are suspicious. I niV be gettin9 9°od grades. Ar77V,..I!d weYe not haPPy ab°ut it. UWP ARTHUR: "BUDDY???" MARILYN B.: I know somebody who Mrs. you. CHRissiE: You have nice bones, to say the least. MARILYN B.: We all Miss you. DR. DREWW'S ARTS REVIEW: See Pg. 10 lo. B-: Some 01 us even Ms- you- IS the Ty'enol Killer!!! 7-7° J Thanks for "Burned Up." Merry Christmas. Tony RANGER: Congratulations on your record setting issue! Nice work!! Tuurt HELP WANTED TWO GO-GO DANCERS to perform with band, 50 s and 60's music. Dec. 10-11, 8:30 30 3 m-' S4°- Ca" 452-6260 or 652 •j820. 16 Thursday, Decem r 9, 1982 RANGER Gifts for the athlete by Patric! Cumbie Looking for a gift for an alhlete, but don't koow what to get? Area stores can help in giving ugge tions on what to buy. For the runn r, there is a wide selection of gifts to choose from. Popular gifts include: warm up uit {$50-$100), shorts ($15), oes $30 - $80), and polyproplene long underwear. Stocking tuffers (items that are considerably cheaper too) are runrung diaries, calendars, and rwming books. The moc economical and useful gifts are socks, hats and mittens. Other port minded individuals may like to receive port equipment. Golf, fishing, racquetball and hunting equipment are popular Chri tmas gifts. Now people ar buying gifts for the anticipated ice Ci hing season. Cold weather clothing would be the most practical girt for the ice fish rman on your list. A unique girt is black powder gun kits now on the market. They are working replicas of the muzzle load rs PQpular 200 years ago. The kits range in price from $35 - $250. Parkside shooting team's standings UW-PARKSIDE II CMI NATIO AL GUARD PARADISE BODVEN'S MARTY'S 6-1 6-1 5-2 5-2 5-2 5-2 RAILROAD PRODUCTS WESTERN PUBLI HI G HOLECREW UW-PARKSIDE I SOUTHW AY SUPPLY ALFREDO' COL NIAL LIQUOR ~ Buyfor LESS Sell for MORE SAVE MONEY on next semester's books. The CBE has the lowest prices on textbooks on campus. 30% OFF ALL CALCULATORS Dec. 1 .. ,. Dec. 23 At CAMPUS STORE REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 20-23 . MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 50' SPECIAL Mon.-Frl. Bowling • so• Game Pool • so• ½ Hour We've Got A Game For Youl 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9 a. m. - 6 p. m. 4-3 4-3 3-4 2-5 2-5 2-5 0-7 Coach Profile - Lucian osa b Patricia Cumbie Lucian Ro is the head coach or Park ide 's men's er country and men's track teams. He also teache Physical Education here. His hometown is Kandy, Sri Lanka. He came to Parkside to get his degr and be a full - time runner, participating in cro country and track. While here he became an All - American many times. Rosa eived a d gr in business and a coaching certif~ cate. Since 1977, he ha been head er s country coach and assistant track coach. This year he will be head track coach. He mainly worked with long di ance runn r . He al helps many high hool running coach ilh th ir programs. Rosa believe hard work I the road to su e . "I believe in hard work, hard work alway pays off." Th goal he t for his athl te ar ually to qualify for the ational . Thu the workou re usually hard. The cross coW1try team work. on di lance and th y lift weights for strength. Track workouts are mor varied; th y work on distan e, sprint and trength training. The goal or the workou is to become a compl te CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED . . Pl!OFIESSIONAL TYPING; Tt'rm pa~s. rnumes, letters Sp.1111111 and grammar 1n<:ludtd. C.11 Lynn Houze and leave • m eoe on my tape 552 7512 A.A. ME TING Ev..-y Wedne$d!IY, Moln 211, betw@en 1 & 2 pm. IIOOK SALE: .SO OIi , T~ Old Book Corntr at M4rtha mrrell' , 312 6th Strwl, l!acln•. NOY 241h De<: . 11th . Brln9 !his tel for 50 o1f SONGWRITERS/MUSICIANS: PrOlesslonel !Neish ts, Pain tak,nolv traiucrilMd ancl copltd. Send ca etlt of your 01111, a lyric heel, and• <:heck or money ordtr !Of' S15 pt>r song to: Le Muslque, 744 Park Ave., 1!11c1ne, W,s. 53«:13 . 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JIM we're glad you can 1pel I " ancetlld " PO'd Coming Events Thursday, Dec. 9 BREAK ST El\tlN H at 7 :45 a.m. in nion 106. Fr d Pali Ad- ~inislr live_ ~Cicer ?f Th uth ast r,:i Wi con in Regional ' Ianrung Comm1s 10n, wdJ talk on "Technique. of taking Effectiv Budgetary Presentations." all ext. 2518 for reservations . .MO\"lF. "Bread and hocolate'' will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the nion inema. AH eat have been old. Friday, D c. JO LECTURE at 1 p.m . in GR 101. Dr . B. McEwen of Rock fell r University will talk on " exual Differ ntiation of the Brain.' ' The lecture is free and open to the public. PL\ V " The Glass 1:enagerie" at 8 p.m in Studio B. Advance admi. ion price· re 2 .50 f r Par id tud nt. , facult , taff nd nior citizen and $3 .50 for oth r . Tick t ar availabl at th nion In formation Center. aturd , ·, D . 11 PLAY"TheGla s 1 nag ie"willbe r peated a tBp.m. in tudio , tO\'_U , " ~read and Chocolate " will be repeated al 8 : 30 p.m . m th mon Cinema. All ats have been sold . unday, D c. 12 0 'CERT at 3:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admi ion at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and S3 for other . Tue da • D c. 11 ·o 'CERT at noon in Main Place featuring the Univer ity Band and Choir. Admission is free; all are welcome. Eggs. Bacon fr all the Pancakes you can eat! s2s 9 Any time of day. Anu day of the • lAAlo<m-fr..,.099sheo.,.,,, ..... -ou , •• 'fffi • ll1rtp1ot~>.1~1lle«o.tc:onor2 ----•onlo.s • An th<t 1> 1• tlufly butttrm,lk ••nuk .. ,OU n1•1 ,; • 3619 · 30th Ave. athlete. Ev n lhough OU landing talent is desired, it i not a pr equi ite for participation in track. To Lucian this sport i open for everyone regard! of pa t experi nee. ucian liv with hi wife, also from ri Lanka, and their two - year - old daught in Kenosha. Apart from hi· family and work as in Lructor and coach, he d n 't have much free tim . He u ed to have mor lei ure m ri Lanka, wher he started his athl tic car r playing soccer. Occa ionally he play racquetball, volleyball, and badminton. . CLASSIFIED. . M R Y CHlll5TMA5 PARKSIO STUD NTS AT TH YMCAIII Ttw MOL Y • "THE Al! ON PARKSIDE:" 'II be too nQ lorw rel o chat ng h you nc1 1105S p lflll I sem , I II n pr v• or In l)Ub ll<: Love, d nd Lou TO TONY ROGERS, F atu Ed, or Of th, s paper You' ve n my tr,tnd, ncl II OI I I can d OUI To be VtfY I\Onesl , I'm not wr wllal I ould 'v dOM WtlhOUI you lhi sem t • Than I '°" Ntf'ylt>lnv, Pa TO PAT M, : Wllllt YoU' re bu y k pong an eve on your friend , Pat H ., hes • ort m aae to,- vou Their H r Ar <Nt K,ncl . st- Texture Oft Addi«! Fore Retreat , tmagt"- ion llh11ts Non Def t PAT M, plays P1nochlt. DOJA• You're fantastl<:1 Thanks tor all YOU1' help ! Kar~. p s . ILYMTOVVM HEY PARKSIDE WOM N: H<Nt WOUid you Ilk• to see twelw Of UWP' I fflOII hanclsome rnen on your wan? Call x2295 tor d 1111, INGRID: How's Herby hanglnv? DEAi! LUIS Fulh, Chuck, Jim, Al, Pal, Dave. Steve. 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Tony RANG R : ConQratuta ons on your ncord 11ing SU I Nie work t 1 Hl!LPWANTED TWO 00-00 DANC ltS 10 perform with • banc1 , 50's ancs 60' m11$ 1c 0ec 10 11, 1 •311 P m 1:•30 ~ Call 2 or 2 Men's Basketball RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 17 Rangers improve record Ski Club sponsors race by Scott Cannalte The Parkside Basketball team jumped out to a quick 8-0 lead over UW - Oshkosh and never looked back. The Rangers easily won the game 105-94. Although the Rangers won, Coach Rees Johnson was very disappointed with the overall play of the bench. Said Johnson, "I was very happy with the play of our starters and the job Mark Place (a benrt h»Hyed pathetically- Our portunities^o game ou^of reach yet they didn't " The Rangers had leads of 19 wints in fhHe first half and 22 Eve ,the.Second half only to TL Ga?S cut down quickly The only bright spot for the was the play of center HILL alms for the basket. Kevin Ziegler. Ziegler scored 33 Points, pulled down 14 rebounds and virtually dominated play at both ends. He seemed to score at will and had 3 three - point plays to his credit. Brian Diggins led Parkside's balanced scoring attack with 20 points. Cornell Saddler had 19 points while 6'3" forward Jay Rundles and 5'8" guard Harlan Hill each added 18 points. Parkside, now 2-1, plays the next seven games on the road. The Rangers next home game will be Jan. 15 against Northern Michigan at 7:30. Jr. Powerlifting The Wisconsin Junior Powerlifting meet will be Dec. 11 at the Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Ave. The lifting' will start at 11 a.m. Powerlifting is similar to wrestling in that the participants are divided into weight classes ranging from 114 pounds to super heavy. Competition consists of three different lifts. The squat will be the first lift on Saturday. This lift entails squatting and standing while the bar is placed behind the lifter's head. The second lift will be the bench press. This lift is accomplished while the lifter lifts the weight while laying on his back. The final lift will be the dead lift. The dead lift is where the weight is lifted off the ground for a prescribed amount of time. The winner in each class is determined by totaling their best successful lifts in each category. All competition will start with the 114 pound class and proceed to the super heavy. The Parkside Nordic Ski Club will sponsor the sixth annual cross country skiing race and citizens tour Sunday, Jan. 9 at 11 a.m. The race distance will be 16.5 kilometers on Parkside's National cross country course. The entry fee will be $7 pre - race and $10 on the day of the race. The first 150 finishers will receive a certificate and the top three finishers in the 14 divisions will receive an award. For more information, contact Kai Hanen, President of Parkside Nordic Ski Club at 878-2777 or 553- 2446. Women's Basketball Free throws and rebounds hurt team by Tori Murray Sports Editor "Offensively and defensively we played well, we just didn't score," explained womens basketball coach Noreen Goggin after the Rangers 81-48 loss to Lewis University Dec. 1. Midge Schinderle, a 5'11" freshman was Parkside's high scorer with 12 points. Saturday did not favor the Rangers either as they lost to North Central College 91-76. "We played well. They had two outside shooters that we couldn't stop (Bonnie Hansen, a 6'1" forward, and Kim Wallner, a 5'6" guard). The free throws also hurt us," commented Goggin. North Central Coach R. Wayne organ said the game was competitive, aggressive and that both teams made mistakes they probably won't make again. "In h! second half, we shot hot and tnese short scoring spurts were ^npugh to win," he commented. these early season wins are usually from whoever gets the breaks. We'll be seeing Parkside IFI"1 at their tournament (Jan. . and next time they may win." J J The Parkside team felt the was lost due to rebounding. They were a good shooting team and we gave them too many second and third shots at the basket," commented Schinderle, Saturda°red 12 po'nts a®ain on ''We're inexperienced. We get under pressure and we get a little shakey. We'll improve the more We Play together," commented senior Laurie Pope. The 6'0" center scored 14 points in Saturday's game. ''The bench played well tonight. Juat was a plug " commented Junior Cindy Ruffert. The 5'4" guard scored 10 points and fouled out in the fourth quarter. Robin Henschel was the high scorer in Saturday's game with 19 points. During winter break, the team will have three weeks without any games. Goggin feels this is exactly what the team needs at this point of the season. She plans on working on reboudning and defensive play. The team resumes play on Jan. 7 against Carroll College in Waukesha. £e adond ar eetilii ng v w.pau The Parkside Union FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE; REC. CENTER; SWEET SHOPPE; DEC. 15 - 17 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20 -23 —10:30 AM -10:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 16 CLOSED DEC. 15-19 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20-23 — 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3 -16 —6:00 PM -10:00 PM (CLOSED SUNDAYS) DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 C LOSED - RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 Men's Basketball - Rangers improve record Ski Club sponsors race b oU Cannalte ,i,e Parkside Basketball team Jum.ped out to a quick 8-0 lead over UW • Oshkosh and never looked blck. The Ranger easily won the pme 105-94. Atu,ough the Rangers won, Coach Rees Johnson was very dlsappGinted with the overall play oflht!bench. id Johnson, "I was Vf!fY happy with the play of our starters and the job Mark Place (a 6' 4" freshman guard) did off the bench. I thought that the r t of the bench played path tically Our bench .. had numerous . opporturuti to put the game out of reach yet they didn 'l." ~ Rangers had leads or 19 J>O!nts _in the first half and 22 points m the second half only to have the leads cut down quickly _The only bright pot for t~ Titans was the play of center K _vin Ziegl r. Ziegler scored 33 point , pulled down 14 reboun and virtually dominated play at ~h ends. He ·· med to ore at ~ll and ~l! thr • point play to his credit. Brian Diggins led Parkside's ba~anced scoring attack with 20 points . rn 11 addler had 19 points while 6'3" forward J y ~ndl and 5'8" guard H rlan Hill each added 18 point . Par ide, now 2-1, play the next ven gam on the road. The Rangers next home game will be Jan. 15 again t orthern Michigan at 7:30. Jr. Powerlifting The Wi con in Junior Powerlifting m t will D . 11 at the acine YMCA, 725 Lake Ave. Th lifting' will tart at 11 a.m. Powerlifling is similar to wrestling in that the participant are divided into weight cl · ranging from 114 pounds to uper heavy. Competitioo consi ts or three different lifts. The qual will be the first lift on Saturday. Thi lift entails squatting and landing while the bar is placed behind the lifter's head. The second lift will be the bench press. This lift is accomplished while the lifter lifts the weight while laying oo his bac . The final lift will be the dead llit. The dead lift ls where the weight is lifted off the ground for a prescribed amount of time. The winner in each class is determined by totaling their best successful lifts in each category. (}reelin~ 1J WPark6iJe Enjoy with LE HILL alms for the basket. All competition will start with the 11-4 potmd class and proceed to the super heavy. Women's Basketball Free throws and rebounds hurt team by Tori Murray Sports Editor "Offensively and defensively we played wen, we just didn't score," explained womens basketball coach oreen G<iggin after the Rangers 81·48 lo s to Lewis Uniffl'lity Dec. 1. Midge Schin· derle, a 5'11" fr hman wu Parbide' high scorer with 12 pauu, turday did not favor the am.er, either as they l to North Central College 91-76. "We played well. They had two OU ide en that we couldn't stop (Bonnie Hansen, a 6'1" forward, and Kim Wallner, a 5'6" guard). 'l1le free throws also hurt u , " commented Goggin. rth Central Coach R. Wayn organ aid the game wa competili , aggr ·ve and that both teams made mistak they PfObably won't make again. "In the ond half, we hot hot and short scoring spurts wer enough lo win," he commented. ' early n wins are lly from whoever get the breaks. We'll be eeing Parkside 8Pln at their tournament (Jan. 14-18) and n xt time they may win." 1be Parkside team felt the Pme was lost due to rebounding. '7hey were a good shooting team Ind we gave them too many leCond and third shots at the basket," commented Schlnderle, who ICOred 12 points again on Saturday. "We're inexperienced. We get under pr ure and we get a little lbakey. We'll improve the more we play together " commented lenior Laurie p' . The 6'0" center ored °/: points in Saturday's game. "The bench played w l tonight. lbat as a plus," commented )lnior Cindy Ruffert. T 5'4" guard scored 10 points and fouled out in the fourth quarter. Robin Henschel was the high scorer in Saturday's game with 19 points. · During winter break, the team will have three weeks without any games. Goggin feels this is exactly what the team needs at this point of the season. She plans on working on reboudning and defensive play. The team resum play on Jan. 7 against Carroll College in Wauk ha. The Parkside Union \l :ri Iii\ I 11 11 I•' I •I \I,. I ,, ., ····· .,.,. , ..... . · .. ... ,_ ,. ... : : .. ·-:.· ;·=·. ·· ........... - .--~--=-..... ·-- FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS ... SIIARE: a1c.ca11a: swm SHOPPE: DEC. 15 • 17 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20. 23-10: 30 AM - 10: 00 PM DEC. 2-4 • JAN. 16 CLOSED DEC. 15-19 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20-23 - 9:00 AM· 6:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3- 16 -6:00 PM- 10: 00 PM (CLOSED SUNDAYS) DEC. 16 • JAN. 16 CLOSED 17 18 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Coach Jim Koch is opening his 13th season as the head wrestling coach at Parkside. He feels that the team may have his most balanced and potentially strongest team ever. Koch's goal for the team is to finish among the top five teams at the NAIA National Championships, and among the top ten teams at the NCAA II National Championships. Early season practices seem to indicate that the starting lineup for the ten weight classes could consist of one senior, six juniors and three sophomores. There are also eight freshmen who are improving. Two two - time NAIA All - Americans highlite the Ranger lineup. Mike Muckerheide, a 158 lb. junior from West Bend, WI placed 6th as a freshman and 7th as a sophomore. His 49 wins places him 14th on the Parkside career win list. Another two - time All American is 126 lb. junior Mike Vania. Mike spent his first two years at Pacific University in Oregon, where he wrestled and placed 2nd and 4th in the NAIA Nationals. Last year a knee injury prevented him from wrestling at Parkside, but this year he seems to be in top form. The senior on the team is 350 lb. heavyweight Paul Roth. In the past two seasons Roth has accumulated a 42-16 record. He set a school record last year by pinning 25 opponents in one season. Junior Matt Kluge who wrestles in the 134 lb. class transferred to Parkside after spending one year at Auburn University. He established a new single season win record with a 33- 7 record. Brian Irek should also have another outstanding year. Last year the 190 lb. junior established a 25-11 record, won the NCAA II Midwest Regional, upset the number one seeded wrestler at the Experience and skill benefit men's wrestling is nrmnina hie MNCP AA AA ITIT Nationals, a_n_dJ was , seeded among the top eight at the NAIA Nationals. Five new wrestlers, each with UW-Parkside as a freshman, but redshirted behind All - American Rick Langer. The past two years he has attended and wrestled at Waukesha County Technical last January. Keyes had a very impressive high school record placing third in the state as a junior and second as a senior. The eight freshmen hoping to 1982-3 UW- PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM — Front Row: D. Duval, M. Nee, T. Kilsdonk J Grover, B. Mergener, J. Qulroz, M. Traas. Middle row: Coach Koch, M. Muckerheide R Rothr:SB inet? M Y^'ry6' M' T' HarHS' C°aCh Win,er' BaCk ^w T.Tde l Keyes, P. previous college wrestling experience, should give the team an unusual amount of seasoning. Mike Nee, a junior who wrestles in the 118 lb. class, was 15-9-1 at Parkside as a freshman in 1977-78. Since then he has attended two other schools, but he still has two years of wrestling eligibility remaining. Mike Winter, a junior who wrestles at 142 lb., attended PACKAOES s7»"lco„,LeTE 25 DIFFERENT SKIS TO CHOOSE FROM, ALL AT WAREHOUSE OUTLET PRICES! CROSS COUNTRY SKI CLOTHING ODLO KNICKERS AND BIB KNICKERS 1/2 PRICE! NORWEGIAN WOOL CAPS: $10.75! - BUY ONE, GET 2nd 1/2 PRICE! POLYPROPYLENE UNDERWEAR ANDMITTENS W NORWEGIAN WOOL SWEATERS, ANAROKSANDSKI JACKETS: 40% OFF! N ^1 M Mi-«v/i\vvcwhan UP IA Ml . 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Harris spent two years at the College of Lake County, using one year of eligibility; Yde was a teammate of Mike Winter's at Waukesha County Technical Institute where he had a 32-8 record ; Keyes spent one semester at the University of Nebraska, before transferring to Parkside earn a spot in the Parkside lineup include: Jerril Grover, a 118 pounder from Kenosha (Bradford) who was a three time state qualifier and compiled a 59-10-1 record in high school; Tom Kilsdonk, also a 118 pounder from Kimberly, WI. where he had a 62-4 high school record and was a state qualifier; Bruce Mergener, a 126 pounder from Germantown, WI. who placed fifth in the state and had a 49-7-1 record his final two years of high school; Joe Quiroz, a 126 pounder from Racine (Case); Dan Duval, a 134 p ounder from Two Rivers, WI. who was the top rated 132 pounder in Wisconsin last year, placed 3rd in the state and compiled a high school career record of 83-13-2; Mike Traas, a 150 p ounder from Oostburg, WI. who was twice a state qualifier and had a 44-3 record during his final two seasons of competition; Tyrone Harris, a 158 pounder from Waukegan (East), 111., who placed 5th and 3rd in the past two years in the Illinois State Tournament and compiled a high school record of 94-8; and Mark Yeary, a 167 pounder from Glenbard (North), 111. who qualified for the Illinois High School State Meet and had a combined record of 64-14 his junior and senior years. The first home competition for the Parkside team will be the Wisconsin Collegiate Open to be held on Saturday, December 11 at the PE Center. Wrestlers from about 15 Wisconsin and Illinois universities and colleges will be competing in the all day tournament. Preliminary matches will begin at 10:00 A.M. with the final round of wrestling occuririg sometime after 6:00 P.M. An admission charge of two dollars will cover the entire day of wrestling. Parkside's schedule consists of nine other tournaments and seven dual meets. The most competitive of the tournaments on the Parkside schedule is the Southwest Missouri Invitational in January, which features several of the top rated NCAA II and NAIA teams as well as a few top NCAA I schools. The seven duals include four at home, of which Indiana State University, last year's number seven finisher in the NCAA I Nationals should prove to be the most difficult. The national tournament schedule begins with the NCAA II Midwest Regional which is again being hosted by UW-Parkside. Wrestlers from several states will use this meet as their qualifier for the NCAA II Nationals, to be held the following week at North Dakota State University in Fargo, N.D. Following the NCAA II Nationals, the Parkside team will compete in the NAIA Nationals at Minot State University, in Minot, N.D. If a Parkside wrestler can place either first or second at the NCAA II Nationals, he will earn a spot in the NCAA I Nationals to be held in Oklahoma City, OK a week after the NAIA Nationals. 18 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Athlete Profile - Cornell Saddler Thursday, December 9,1982 Reported by Julie Johnson "He's too nice. He has got to get meaner," commented Coach Rees Johnson on sophomore Cornell Saddler. Saddler, a 6'5" guard and forward, is starting his second year with the Parkside Rangers basketball team. Last year, Saddler averaged 7.3 points and 3.4 rebounds per game. He played in every game of the 29 game season and started in 10 of those games. His high game was 16 points. Like many of last year's team members, Saddler is from Chicago. This year though, only one other player on the team is from Chicago, Tom Trotter, a 6'1" guard. "It's better having players from all over. Last year presented problems because we knew the players too well," said Saddler. Johnson feels Saddler has a great deal of potential. He believes that Saddler is deceivingly quick. "When he learns to improve his concentration and develop mental toughness, he'll be a good player," commented Johnson. With the season still young, Saddler sees a few areas he would Personally like to improve "In thp first game (against St Xavierl l didn t get involved with the offense too much and my reborn °ff'" said Saddler tJi I J considers this year's team to have more talent. He feels this season will be competitivdv more difficult, but better. He is looking forward to getting to know his teammates better and justing to Johnson's style. Winter and Running equals caution ri \1upcn.f : i_ _ A * . adcoaching CORNELL SADDLER Sports Sh ots Billy Martin back — again by Robb Luehr Welcome back, Billy Martin. That's what they'll be saying in New York City this spring. Yes, Billy's back and George's got him (for the third time). Why'd you do it George? Why did you rehire a man whom you've hired and fired two times before? Did you figure that the third time's the charm? Did you just want to help a poor, unemployed soul get a job? Or did you just want another scapegoat for a fading baseball team? I have no respect for George Steinbrenner, but I do regard Billy Martin as one of the best managers in recent baseball history. He has turned around almost every team he's managed (most rec ently the Oakland A's). He knows how to motivate players to play to their potential. However, Martin does have one flaw. His relationship with umpires is less than friendly; in fact, Billy's downright inhospitable toward them (throwing dirt, etc.). I do wonder, though, why Billy accepted George's offer to manage the Yankers (sic) one more time. I thought Billy had had enough of George's footprints on his ass; but I guess he can stand the pain once more. And so the revolving door policy continues in the dugout at Yankee Stadium. Now for the quiz portion of the article: Do you know the names and order of the mangers of the Yankees for the past five years? Give up? I thought so. The order is, to my recollecdion, as follows: Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Martin, Lene Michael, Lemon, Michael, and Clyde King. By this example, you can see that George Steinbrenner uses the round - robin system for mangers. You can almost predict who will be managing when George fires Billy. By the list above, the next manager should be Bob Lemon; after all, there have been two managerial changes since the last time he was field boss. Personally, I don't think Billy should have been chosen to manage the Bronx Bombers. George should have picked someone closer to his own personality; someone like, say G. Gordon Liddy, or Alexander Haig or even Idi Amin. If you had one of these three guys managing, the Yankees would never lose. If they did, Liddy would feed the team ratburgers, Haig would threaten to nuke them and Amin would just stand them against the wall and gun them down. Steinbrenner would be happy at last; but it just ain't so. Now for some words about Billy Martin. As I said before, he has a way of turning losers into winners — often during his first season of work. However, he has a pretty sorry bunch of losers to convert this year. If Billy can't bring the Yanks around during the first half of the season, you may see a bit of a conflict between he and George. At least Billy doesn't have to contend with the likes of Reggie Jackson any more. If the Yanks aren't doing well, and Billy is fired, the next manager should be ... the San Diego Chicken. Who better to lead a bunch of dumb clucks, than another dumb cluck. by Tori Murray Sports Editor Be aware fellow runners, eventually this year we will get snow! It seems strange to write about winter running when the temperature is in the 60's and there is mud instead of slush on the ground. Soon, though, there will be snow and ice and freezing temperatures (hopefully not any -24 degree days this year, though). Winter running can be enjoyable if the right precautions are taken. Extra clothing, long slow miles, good warm-ups and cool-downs should be included in your running program during the winter. To be well dressed for winter running, the runner should be overdressed. A hat is essential since most of the body's heat escapes through the head. Mittens are better than gloves. Depending on how cold it is, other garments to wear would be: a turtle neck, Tshirt, shorts, tights or long underwear, one or two pairs of socks, and a sweatsuit. A scarf is optional, but I've found it to be beneficial. Training in the winter should consist of long, slow, easy miles (my favorite type of running). Because of ice, slush, snow drifts and blowing snow it is difficult to do much of anything else besides long miles. Good warm - ups and cool - downs are important. In the summer, it is easy to get by without doing them, the runner can just ease into his workouts by running slow the first few minutes and ease out the stiffness, but in the winter, if he starts out stiff he's bound to stay that way for most of the workout. A good cool - down would be a short walk, a few exercises, a warm shower and a Sports Calendar MEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 11, Saturday. Illinois Institute of Technology. Away, 7:30. Jan. 3-4, Monday - Tuesday. St. Norbert tournament. Away, TBA. Jan. 7, Friday. NE Illinois University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 11, Tuesday. UW - Platteville. Away, 7:30. Jan. 12, Wednesday. Loras College. Away, 7:30. Jan. 15, Saturday. Northern Michigan. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 17, Monday. St. Norbert. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 18, Tuesday. Chicago State University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 20, Thursday. Whitewater. Away, 7:30. MEN'S WRESTLING Dec. 11, Saturday. Wisconsin Collegiate Open. HERE. Dec. 29-30, Wednesday - Thursday. Midlands Open. Away. Jan. 7, Friday. Indiana State. HERE, 4 p.m. Jan. 8, Saturday. Carthage Invitational. Away. Jan. 14-15, Friday - Saturday. Midwest Classic. Away. nice hot cup of tea. The two biggest fears about winter running are frostbite and hypothermia. If the runner takes the right precautions he should run worry free, but if he does run into problems, here's what to do: for frostbite, he should rewarm the affected part (usually fingers and toes) by putting in warm to hot water. Do not go back outside until skin is completely thawed out, since rewarming and refreezing is worse than leaving it frozen. Treatment for hypothermia, which is when the body temperature drops. Get out of wet clothes and wrap yourself in blankets or take a warm bath. The best time to run in the winter is early morning when traffic is light (watch out for snow plows, though). One of the best runs I ever had was an early morning run after a light snow the night before. Everything was so calm and quiet. The snow made everything look crystalized. That's what makes winter running so special — t he beauty of it. If you've been running all summer and fall, winter is no reason to stop, it's just another season. Dress warm and keep a positive attitude. The hardest part of winter running is getting out in the cold and running. Once you're out there you'll be okay. Answers on Pg . 5 collegiate crossword 1 2 3 4 1 6 7 8 9 lb 11 12 13 14 15 16 l ) 18 19 2U 22 1 23 24 25 26 2/ 28 29 • 35 30 31 33 34 1 41 3b 1 " 38 39 40 42 L • 43 • ••• 44 46 • 46 47 48 51 1 * 53 54 1 55 bb " 58 by 60 81 b2 63 64 ACROSS 1 Auto jaunt 5 Enthusiasm 9 Maritime manaces 14 Dance o f the Sixties 15 Mrs. Nick C harles 16 Mohammedan de ity 17 S uffix for clear or appear 18 fall 19 " Seeing You," 1938 so ng 20 Info from the grapevine 23 longa, vita brevis 24 Miss Mason 25 Nonsense 26 Illuminated 27 Commit a lawenforcement error 30 "Your Sho w of Shows' star 31 Like the U.S. legislature 35 Heathen 36 Mak e o ne's day 37 Prefix: of birds 38 Portrayer of Charlie Chan 39 C ity in SW Ill inois 40 Ceremonial robes 42 "Just the facts, 9 Singer-actor John "—" 10 Right-angle 43 Creme de extension 44 U nlisted securities 11 Oldtime actress from (abbr.. 45 Road s ubstance 46 P ass by 51 Communications device (abbr.) 52 T heatrical display 55 Harvesting machine 57 War god 58 Pesky insect Scotland (2 wds.) 12 Manufacturer 13 "Massachusetts, there " 21 Memorab le Brando film (2 wds.) 22 Go one up on 28 C rossings 29 "Nevermore" bird 59 Nickname for Esther 30 Race-car driver 60 Alfred of the theater 61 Ga llop 62 Cut the lawn ag ain 63 Backdrops 64 Cash r egister inventory DOWN 1 Burst of activity 2 City, Oklahoma 3 Bring upon on eself 4 Some U.N. vetoes 5 Board a t Orly 6 Knowledge 7 Jidda native 8 Euell Gibbons, e.g. Yarborough 31 Give birth (3 wds.) 32 Squirmy 33 Violent upheaval 34 Physicist's concern 35 G rapefruit 41 Certain believers 43 Month a fter Avril 45 Lost on purpose 47 Kind o f Saxon 48 Rocky Mountain evergreen 49 Sc enic view 50 Park, Colorado 53 Test answer 54 Monthly payment 56 A U, and sometimes Y FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. PARENT-CHILD BOWLING LEAGUE 1 CHILD 1 PARENT make a team TIME: 10 AM - NOON, SATURDAYS COST: $1.5 0 / person per week (2 games) (12 week season) BEGIN: SATURDAY, JANUARY 29 CHILDREN RECEIVE FREE BOWLING T SHIRT FREE PIZZA PARTY THE LAST WEEK OF BOWLING CHILDREN MUST BE 13 OR UNDER TO PARTICIPATE RESERVE YOURTEAMS ENTRY NOW BY CALLING THE PARKSIDE REC CENTER a t 553-2408 LEAGUE LIMITED TO 1st 16 TEAMS TO CALL IN. iii Athlete Profile - Rrported b Juli John on "He' too nice. He ha got to get meaner,•• commented Coach JohflSOn on sophomore Cornell (ldler . Saddl r, a 6'5" guard and forward i tarting his econd y ar with' the Parkside Rangers bl tetbal1 team . Last year, (Idler averaged 7.3 point and 3 4 reboUfld per game. He played 111 every game of the 29 game n and tarted in 10 of those gam . Hi high game was 16 point. I 't Like many of a t year s earn member , addl r is Crom Chicago . Thi year though, on1_y «- other player on the team 1s trom Chicago, Tom Trotter, a 6' 1" guard. "It's better having players trom all over. Last year presented problems because we knew the p1ayers too well," said Saddler. John.90n feel Saddler has a great deal of potential. He believes that Saddler is d eivingly quick. '_'When he lelffll to improve his concentration and develop mental toUghne:SS, he'll be a good player," commented Johnson. With the season still young, Saddler sees a few areas he would Sports Shots Cornell Saddler personally like to improve "In the fi_rst ,game (against St. Xavier> 1 didn t g t involved with the ~ff~ n too much and my reboun ding wa off," aid Saddler. Saddl r co lders thi year' team to have mor talent. He feel thi eason will be competitively more difficult, but better . He i l~kmg forward to getting to know ~ _ leammat better and adJusting to Johnson's coa hing tyle. CORNELL SADDLER RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 19 Winter and Running equals caution I b~ Tnrl lurray 'port! ,dltor B ware Cello runner , ntually lh1 y r we will get ow! ll ms strang to writ about winter running when the t m ratur i in the 60' and ther i mud instead of lush on the ground. n, though, ther will be now and ice and r ing temperature. <hopefully not any ·24 degr day thi year, though) . Wint r rwming can be enjoyable if the right pr autions ar taken Extra lothing, long slow mil , good warm-ups and ool-downs hould be included in your running program during the winter. To be well dr ed for wmter running, the runner should be overdressed. A hat is essential ince most or the body's heat escapes through the head. Mittens are better than gloves. Depending on how cold it is, other g rments to wear would be : a turtle neck, Thirt, shorts, tights or long und rwear, on or two pairs of socks, and a weatsuit. A carf i optional, but I've found it to be beneficial. rue hot cup of t . The two bigg t i rs about winter runnin re fro tbite and hypothermi . If the rUMer t k the right pr ution he hould run worry fr , but if h does run into problem , h re' what to do: for fro tbite, he should rewarm the arr ted part ( ually finger and l ) by putting in warm lo hot wal r . Do not go back ou id until kin is compl lely thawed out, ince rewarming nd r fr ing i wo than I ving it frozen. Tr atm nl £or hypothermia, which i when the body t mpcrature dro . t out of w t clothe and wrap yourself in blanket or lake warm bath. The t time to run in the winter i arly morning when tramc i light <watch out for ow plow .. though) . One of the • t runs I v r had a n arly morning run aft r a light ow the night befor . Everything w calm and qui t. The ow m d everything look cry talized . That' what mak winter runni so pecial - the beauty or it. If you'v n · ruMing all umm r and fall, mt i no reason to . op, it' just anoth r son . Dr wann and eep a itiv attitud . T hard t part or winter running i getting out in cold nd running. One you'r ut t re you'll be o ay. Answers on Pg. 5 collegiate crossword Billy Martin back • again Training in the winter hould consist or long, low, easy miles (my favorite type of rwming). Because of ice, slush, snow drifts and blowing snow it i difficult to do much or anything el besides long mil . Good warm - ups and cool - downs are important. In the summer, it is ea y to get by without doing them, the rwmer can just ease into his workouts by running slow the first few minutes and ease out the stiffness, but in the winter, if he starts out stiff he's bound to stay that way for most of the workout. A good cool • down would be a short walk, a few exercises, a warm shower and a by Robb Luehr WeJcome back, Billy Martin. 'lbat' what they'll be saying in York City this spring. Yes, Billy' back and George's got him (for the third time). Why'd you do it George? Why did you rehire a 111111whom you've hired and fired times bef<re? Did you figure that the third time's the charm? Did you just want to help a poor, unemployed soul get a job? Or did JOU jult want another scapegoat for a fa~ baseball team? J have no respect for George Steinbrenner, but I do regard Billy Martin u one of the best mana1er1 in recent baseball lillary. He has turned around almGlt every team he's managed (IIIOlt recently the Oakland A's) . llebowa how to motivate player to play to their potential. However, Martin does have one fin. His relationship with umpires is less than friendly; in fact, Billy' downright inhospitable toward them (throwing dirt, etc.). J do wonder, though, why Billy accepted George's offer to manage the Yankers (sic) one mare time. J thought Billy had had eDOUlh of George's footprints on 1is : but J guess he can stand the pain mce more. And so the revolvi~ door policy continues in the dugout at Yankee Stadium. ow for the quiz portion of the artid : Do you know the nam and crder of the manger of the Yank for the past five years? Give up? I thought so. The order la, to my recollecdion, as follows: Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Martin, Gtne Michael, Lemon, Michael, and Clyde King. By this example, you can s that George Steinbrenner uses the round - robin em for manger . You can aim t predict who will be FIRST ational Bank of Keno ha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.0.1.C. managing when George fires Billy. By the list above, the next manager should be Bob Lemon; after all, there have been two managerial changes since the Jast lime he was field boss. Personally, I don't think Billy should have been chosen to manage the Bronx Bombers. George should have picked someone closer to his own personality; someone like, say G. Gordon Liddy, or Alexander Haig or even Idi Amin. If you had one of these three guys managing, the Yankees would never lose. If they did, Liddy would feed the team ratburgers, Haig would threaten to nuke them and Amin would just stand them against the wall and gun them down. Steinbrenner would be happy at last; but it just ain't so. Now for some words about Billy Martin. As I said before, he has a way of turning losers into winners - often duri~ his first season of work. However, he has a pr tty sorry bunch of losers to convert thi year. If Billy can't bring the Yanks around during the first half of the season, you may see a bit of a conflict between he and Georg . At least Billy doesn't have to contend with the lik of Reggie Jackson any more. If the X a~ aren't doing well, and Billy 1s fired, the next manag r should be ... the an Diego Chicken. Who better to lead a bunch of dumb clu ks, than anot r dumb cluck. Sports Calendar 1 '8 KTBLL Dec. 11, Saturday. lliinois Institute of Technology. Away, 7:30. Jan. 3-4, Monday • Tuesday. St. Norbert tournament. Away, TBA . Jan. 7, Friday. NE Illinois University. Away, 7:30 . Jan. 11, Tuesday . UW - Platteville. Away, 7:30. Jan. 12, Wednesday. Loras College. Away, 7:30. Jan. 15, Saturday. orthem Michigan. HOME, 7:30. Jan . 17, Monday. t. Norbert. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 18, Tu day. hicago State University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 20 , Thursday. Whitewater. Away, 7:30. ME, · WRESTLI. ' Dec. 11, aturday. Wisco in Collegiate Open. HERE. • Dec. 29-30, Wedne day Thu~y. .tidlands Open. Away. Jan. 7, Friday . Indiana State. HERE, 4 p.m. Jan. 8, Saturday. Carthage Invitational. Away. Jan . 14 -15, Friday - Saturday. Mldw t Classic. A way. ACROSS l Auto jaunt 5 Enthusiasm 9 l'laritiae manaces 14 ~nee of the Sixties 15 Hrs. Nick Charles 16 Mohaiimedan deity 17 Suffix for clear or appear 18 - fall 19 •- Seeing You,• 1938 song 20 Info from the grapevine 23 - longa, vita brev1s 24 Hiss Mason 25 onsens 26 1 lluminet d 27 C 1t I lawenforc nt error 30 "Your Show of Shows• star 31 Like the U.S. legislature 35 athen 36 Hake one's day 37 Prefix: of birds 38 Portrayer of Charl le Chan 39 City in SW Illinois 40 Ceremonial robes 9 Singer-actor 42 "Jus t the facts, John - -• IO Right-angle 43 Creme de - extension 44 Unlisted securities 11 Oldtl actress froa (abbr.) Scotland (2 wds.) 45 Road substance 12 Manufacturer 46 P ss by 13 •Massachusetts, 51 C011m1n1catlons ther -• device (abbr.) 21 Hetnorable Brando 52 Theatrical display fll~ (2 wds.) 55 Harvesting 111ch1ne 22 Go one up on 57 War god 28 Crossings 58 Pesky Insect 29 • evel"IIIOre• bird 59 fckna for Esther 30 Race-car driver 60 Alfr-ed of the Yarborough theater 31 Give b1r h (3 wds.) 61 Gallop 32 Squl nny 62 Cut the lawn agafn 33 Violent up val 63 Backdrops 34 Physicist's cone rn 64 Cash register 35 Grapefruit Inventory 41 Certain belfev rs DOWN 43 nth after Avrfl 45 lost on pur-pos 47 Kind of Saxon l Burst of activity 48 Rocky untafn 2 - Cf ty, 0 lah evergr n 3 Bring upon oneself 49 Scenic vi~ 4 S U.N. vet s SO - P1rk, Color do 5 Board at Orly 53 Test ans r 6 ledge 54 Honthly pa n 7 Jidda native 56 A-U, and 8 Eu 11 Gibbons, e.g. s ti s Y PARENT-CHILD BOWLING LEAGUE , CIILD + 1 Pl.RENT make a te1111 TIME: 10 AM - NOON, SATURDAYS COST: Sl.50 / person per week (2 games) (12 week se son) BEGIN: SATURDAY, JANUARY 29 CHILDREN RECEIVE FREE BOWLING T SHIRT FREE PIZZA PARTY THE LAST WEEK OF BOWLING CHILDREN MUST BE 13 OR UNDER TO PARTICIPATE OUR TEAMS ENTRY NOW BY CALLING THE PARKSIDE REC CENTER at 553-2408 RESERVE y LEAGUE LIMITED TO 1st 16 TEAMS TO CALL IN. MERRY CHRISTMAS NEW YEAR Thursday, December 9,1982 invite you to attend... UW-PARKSIDE'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY 11:00 am -1:00 pm UNION DINING ROOM FBI EE COOKIES, CAKE, COFFEE & PUNCI . • . SPECIAL CHRISTMAS DINNER H AM POTATOES Parkside Food Service & The Parkside Union FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11 20 9, 1982 RANGER & The Parkside Union you attend ... PA T F:rtlDAY, am•l:UNION DINING ROOM FREE COOKIES, CAKE, COFFEE PUNCH PLUS •.. INNER • CARVED BAKED HAM WITH FRUIT SAUCE • ESCALLOPED OR SWEET POT A TOES • ASPARAGUS SPEARS OR CAULIFLOWER • SPICED CRABAPPLE • GINGERBREAD & WHIPPED TOPPING • COMPLIMENTARY WINE OR PUNCH Only •289 MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEWYEAR =- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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