224 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/1d62d255fe5e52bec82ffdd7ff64c902.pdf f345a7e766dd7b73ccf17f411ed687d7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 7, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Concert band open to all Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Concert band open to all by Sue Stevens Feature Editor The symphonic band is more like a wind ensemble with about one person to a part. Auditions were held during registration and the group now rehearses twice a week. Dvorak plans on performing six concerts this year and possibly touring area schools with this ensemble. "I was planning the first concert for November, but I think I'll move it up to October because they'll be ready then," Dvorak said. The new part of the program is the concert band This band is the first step toward Dvorak's hopes for a program that is open to the whole school. There are absolutely no auditions for this band. Anyone who has played a band instrument previously is invited to join. "I want to stress that this band is for all students interested and that it's never too late to join," Dvorak stated. "We want to build a program but we need people to be involved." As the band program grows, Dvorak plans on bringing in guest soloists. He also hopes to do many things within school functions. "I believe that the bands can and should be active around the university," he said. This doesn't mean that members will be selling band candy all the time either. As Mr. Dvorak said, "That's the nice thing about music at the college level. You don't get bogged down with that kind of thing and can just enjoy playing music." Anyone interested in joining the concert band can contact Thomas Dvorak in Communication Arts 223 or leave a message with the Fine Arts division office at CA 228 ext. 2457. With new people come new ideas and here at _.L ·de it's no different. Thomas Dvorak, the new P... ,.SI , . eli tor of bands, has plenty of new Ideas for the ~ program here. Expansion is what he has in ,",od h In the past, Parkside has ad one symphonic band that mainly consisted of music majors. Other students here with interest and talent have never before felt that they could actively become uwoIved in band without feeling like outsiders. This year, those students can become involved beCauseMr. Dvorak has initiated a band program consisting of two bands; the symphonic band and dloconcerl band. New policies at library The following new circulation palic:1OS will become effective at .. Parl<side l.ibrarv/l.earnlng Center, September 1, 1978. All non-reserve materials will due on a Wednesday. This ..... not apply to material that does not circulate or material special loan periods. Items out on Wednesdays will loan period of exactly -.Its; those checked out •• days will have a loan "01one to six days longer. Jhere will be no charge fOI -.us returned within seven dIvs of the date due. Each "'lOIUmed after the seven day ",period will be subject to a ..... charge based on the ~ of time it is overdue, as .... ted in the following chart: 7 days overdue: No charge (pace period) "14 days overdue: $5.00 1$-21days overdue: $6.00 22-ladays overdue: $7.00 IIIlIs an additional $1.00 for each :::tng seven days (or part ) up to a limit of $20.00. Overdue reserve material ts subject to the following charges: 2-hour reserve: $1.00 for the first hour, 25c for each succeeding hour of the first day that the L/LC is open, $5.00 for each day thereafter that the L/LC is open. 24-hour reserve, 3-day reserve, 1-week reserve: $2.00 for the first day, $1.00 for each day thereafter that the L/LC is open. Iterns that are not returned before the end of the seven (7) day grace period will be considered lost and will be subject to the following charges: Replacement cost $15.00 Processing charge $10.00 Service charge (See previous chart) Nine (9) days after the date an item is due, a statement will be sent in the amount of the total of the three categories listed above. If the item is returned, the replacement and processing costs will be waived and only the service charge will remain. • The University of WisconSin Parkside Humanities DiViSion and the Colden Randelle Theater are sponsoring a free film study program beginning Wednesday. September 13 The series, called wisconsin Artists on Film Part II, Includes five films and explores the Hollywood careers of several personalities who once lived In Southeastern wtsconsm Wise. Artists returns On P'ffll r Hat 7 pm the public s onvHoodto the scr 010 of be Twrn rth Century" otarrona lolln IlMrv more and Carole t~rd The Otlilnal )( r "play w coauthored by a..n H ht ",ito t t nded h,gh school on IY , B"ell , 'TI> Twentt tury" IS a comedy tory of an eaocentnc 8roadwav produ(ft (John Barrymor) and a tempermental .tar l~role lombard) who form the central ~ relatlooshlp 'Wh<»e 1O\tab-llIly l\ • hallmark of the .cr wball comedy Other hlms on the _ Include, ·'Cltlz~n KAnfo..., 'Woman of the Yea''', "The 8e<t Years of our LI "and he Story of "'Ieunder Craham Bell For mor Informatlon And reservauons, contact tM Ron· Delle at 55+21~ ThIS PfOIrarn IS free and ooen to the public Wednesday Septe.ber '3, r91. VOL. 1NO.2 Building exhibit on display An exhibit ,lIustralinS ""'" reserchers go about documentmg the ancestry of bluldm being considered for hl)IOnC preservation Will be on dl~play In the University of Wl~consm .. Parks ide Lrbrarv-Learmng Cent r through Sept 15 an the maon Concourse level and at tMRacine Public Library pt 1& through 29 ,n the Public Meelln Room The exhibit con ISU of \e\'e1'l panels shOWing documt>ntary !lOUrces such as photo r.ph .. newspaper clippings, oral hi 1CM'Y transcripts, archlte<tural sketches and c.enSu schedul used In the hlstonc pre~ Nation research for \everal \\lI\(on In structures The bUlldlnfiP' f.,· Chet Atkins at Parkside Tic~ets ($3.50 for UW-P .tudents at the Info Center) are now on sale to the general public for the concert by "guitar king" Chet AtkinS at UW·Parkside Saturday, Sept. 23 at 8 pm. ,n the phys,cal education building, the Accent on Enrlchment (AOE) committee announced today AOE season ticket subSCribers who chose AtkinS, the lead-off program on the 1978-79 "'OE sefles Will receive their tickets by mall tor the entire ntneprogram series If any tickets remain, they Will be sold at the door Atkins who is now 54, has been kno\'\'n for \f'ars as Mr. G~itar He has been honored v.-lth VIrtually every musical award. has recorded48 albums. and has become a giant of the musIC Industry as Ice resident of RCA records p W·th RCA he runs the burgeoning ash'lile I, f mportant d · complex' he was In act. an I recor 109 , ' . I . fl ·n the growth of NashvII e as a primary In uence I musIc center Toda" Almm.t SO r from all O\'er the nauon d nd mu lCal kn~\ed&e and .. Concert band open to all by Sue Stevens Feature Editor \'ith new people come new ideas and here at de it's no different. Thomas Dvorak, the new Par I ' f .d f h d tor of bands, has plenty o new I eas or t e irec E . . h t h h . band program here. xpans,on 1s w a e as in mind . . In the past, Parks,~e has had _one ~ymphonic band that mainly consisted of music ma1ors. Other 1 dents here with interest and talent have never ufore felt that they could actively become olved in band without feeling like outsiders. lhis year, those students can become involved because Mr. Dvorak has initiated a b~nd program consisting of two bands; the symphonic band and concert band. The symphonic band is more like a wind ensemble with about one person to a part Auditions were held during reg1strat1on and th group now rehearses twice a week Dvorak plans on performing six concerts this year and pos ibl touring area schools with this ensemble " I was planning the first concert for ovember, but I think I'll move it up to October because they'll be ready then," Dvorak said . The new part of the program is the concert band. This band is the first step toward Dvorak's hopes for a program that is open to the whole school. There are absolutely no auditions for this band. An one who has played a band instrument previou I ,s invited to join. "I want to stress that this band is for all students interested and that it's never too late to join," Dvorak stated. 'We want to build a program but we need people to be involved." As the band program grows, Dvorak plans on bringing in guest soloists. He also hopes to do many things within school functions. " I believe that the bands can and should be active around the university," he said . This doesn't mean that members will be selling band candy all the time either. As Mr. Dvorak said, "That's the nice thing about music at the college level. You don't get bogged down with that kind of thing and can just enjoy playing music." Anyone interested in joining the concert band can contact Thomas Dvorak in Communication Arts 223 or leave a message with the Fine Arts division office at CA 228 ext. 2457. New policies at library The following new circulation policies will become effective at Parkside Library/Learning· Center, September 1, 1978. Overdue reserve material :s subject to the following charges: 2-hour reserve: r Wisc. Ar ist r turn The Uni ersi of W,scon in Parkside Humanities D1 , ,on and the Golden Rondelle Th at r are sponsoring a free film tud program begil'}ning Wedn da , September 13. The series, called W, con)m Artists on Film Part II , includ five films and e plOfe~ Holl ood car rs of personalities ho once Ii Southeastern Wisconsin. VOL. 1 NO. 2 II non-reserve materials will due on a Wednesday. This doe not apply to material that does not circulate or material special loan periods. Items $1.00 for the first hour, 25c for each succeeding hour of the first day that the L/LC is open, $5.00 for each day thereafter that the L/LC is open. 24-hour reserve, 3-day reserve, 1-week reserve : Building exhibit on d. s a ed out on Wednesdays will i loan period of exactly ee weeks; those checked out on other days will have a loan lleflod of one to six days longer. There will be no charge fo1 rials returned within seven I days of the date due. Each returned after the seven day ace period will be subject to a ' e charge based on· the th of time it is overdue as strated in the following ch1 art: l- 7 days overdue: No charge ace period) ~14days overdue: $5.00 >21 days overdue: $6.00 22• 28days overdue: $7.00 plus an additional $1.00 for each succeeding seven days ( or part rPOf) up to a limit of $20.00. $2.00 for the first day, $1.00 for each day thereafter that the L/LC is open. Items that are not returned before the end of the seven (7) day grace period will be considered lost and will be subject to the following charges: Replacement cost $15.00 Processing charge $10.00 Service charge (See previous chart) Nine (9) days after the date an item is due, a statement will be sent in the amount of the total of the three categories listed above. If the item is returned, the replacement and processing costs will be waived and only the service charge will remain. Chet At in at Parksid CR!.Dger New Faces On Campus \ " . d students to enable each to an ti I obtain their fullestpoten ra . Wednesday September 13,1978 Kevin Hoggard by Kathy Peters Staff Writer Kevin Hoggard, a new member of the Dramatic Arts department, is attempting to bring a new kind of theater to Parkside. His specialty is improvisational theater. He has created, directed, and acted in two improvisational groups and ~as acted in approximately fifty plays. He wishes to stress that you need not be a theater student, nor a great actor, to participate in his plays. He hopes to take any talents the students may have and combine them into a play of pure entertainment. These plays are very physical, they include such talents as juggling and acrobatics. In addition to forming acting groups each semester, he hopes to form groups that will stay together the entire year and tour area schools. He realizes ,that ditions are a terrifvtng au h! k experience, but if you t In you might like to be on stage, then forget your fears and give it a try. Mr. Hoggard comes to us from Tulane University ot New Orleans. He' taught, produced, and directed there for four years. He received his B.A. and M.F.A. from Riverside University of Southern California. He alsostudied in Norwich, England. at East Anglica University for. one year. Incidently, this is where he met his wife, who was also a student there from the U.5. They now have one child and one on the way. • Mr. Hoggard's hobbies include fishing, hiking, and seeing good theater. He feels he can better enjoy these interests in our area. "There was no theater in New Orleans" he said. "I decided that I was going to apply to places that were near to or had opportunities around to do better quality theater than I could get in New Orleans." He chose Parkside which being in the center of Chicago and Milwaukee, has well established, good community theate~. Parkside also offers him many opportunities. "The smallness and the informality gives me a chance to do a lot of things I could not have done at other. universities," he said. He is thinking of joining the chorale or getting together a barbershop quartet. He says that informality leads to a, friendly atmosphere and makes it possible to become a part of such activities. . RA.NGERis written and edited by students of U.W. Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial polley and content. Published every Wednesday during the academic year, except during breaks and holidays, RANGER is printed by Zion Publishing Company, Zion, Illinois. Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER content. All correspondence should be addressed to Perkslde Ranger, U.W. Parkslde, WLLC 0-139, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141. Mlk. Murphy _ ' EDITOR Jon Flanagan GENERAL MANAGER John Stewart NEWS EDITOR Sue St ••• ns FEATURE EDITOR Doug Ed.nhauser SPORTS EDITOR Da•• C.. m.r , .SPORTS EDITOR Kim !'utman COPY EDITOR Chris Miller AD MANAGER Tom Cooper MARKETING ADVISOR REPORTING STAFF Laul'll Blanco. Carolyn Bre.clano, Cathy Brownlee, Mollie Clark., Tom Fervoy. Krlstl Honch. Thomas J.nn, Nicki Kroll. Jan.n. L1ecroel. Joelnda Msrtln, Phil Marry. Kathy P.t .... J.1l St... ns. Nancy Symanski and Chris Ziahn. PHOTO Gary Adals.n. Susan Caldw.lI. Denl.. D'Acqulato, Jim Ett.IdOl!, Mlk. Holmdohl. Cindy Mason, Jull. Orth and Tony Raymond. GRAPHIC C.. 1g D.orak and Rob Miller. AD STAFF Jolin C.. mer and Dawn Thomaa. Lee Thayer By Nicki Kroll Staff Writer The latest edition to Parkside's Commuriication faculty, lee Thaver.rcornes to us by way of a B.A. and M.A. in Psychology and English from the University of Wichita: and a Ph.D. in Psychology from the University of Oklahoma. From there he went into the business world where he reached a top executive position before becoming a college professor. Professor Thayer has travelled throughout the country in various consulting assignments for such companies as IBM Corp., Cessna Aircraft Co., and American Telephone & Telegraph. He has travelled worldwide serving as visiting professor at various colleges and has lectured at ~umerous conferences. Since turning to the communication field, Professor Thayer has served in such positions as Gallup Professor of Communication at the University of Iowa, Fulbright Professor at the University of Helsinki's Institute of Communication, and previous to coming to Parks ide, he has Distinguished' Visiting Professor at the University of Houston's College of Humanities and Fine Arts where he was involved in setting up a new Communication School. Professor Thayer is most' interested in relating the whole field of communication with all .other disciplines here at Parkside. He sees opportunities for students to develop both intellectually and experimentally by involving them in extracurricular activities. "They can serve internships or .other activities related to their fields, outside the classroom atmosphere," Thayer says. Practical experience is just as important as academic experience in his book. He likes Parkside and feels that as a small campus it is an ideal location for an academic/vocational program. It is easier to pursue interrelated activities when students and faculty alike are available to each other. Professor Thayer's Courses for the fall semester here include Communication 102 (Introduction to Organizational Com. munication), 222. (Business & Professional Communication), and 414 (Industrial Problems & Team leadership). He sees much promise ~in building greate~ coooeration ·hP,t\.uaan ..1; .. _:_1: __ 1 B. 5. 5amimi by Jocinda Martin Staff Writer One of the new faces at UW-Parkside this semester is Dr. B. ·S.Samimi, who is an associate professor of Industrial Hygiene in the Science Division. His background includes extensive experience at the School of Public Health at Tehran University in Iran and at Tulane University. Dr. Samimi will be teaching a ne~ undergraduate careeroriented major entitled Industrial and Environmental Hygiene, . commonly referred to as IEH. It is believed to be the first of its kind in the Midwest. Initial offerings include seven courses of which three' are in the evening. These evening classes are aimed to serve the workers in area industries who cannot attend classes during the , daytime. Samimi assured that IEH' possibilities for graduates excellent. Positions are avai as safety officers In indus' inspectors for government des, insurance compan'ies consulting firms. This is a challenging and impor career. When you think of all workers in industry, one realize how important safety and health is to the Uni States. The job of an indu . hygienist is to insure this s by recognizing, evaluating controlling the hazards environmental factors such gases, vapors, and toxic du An off-campus externs program is required for course. It involves working i nd u stry as an indus hygienist under close supervi by professors. Through this student gains experience in field before graduation. .Dr. Samim.i hopes to even Iy establish an equip Industrial Hygiene labor here with the help of outs funding from industries in area. It will not only be val in the teaching aspect, but it also help to establish cI co-operation with industries' the state. Dr. Sarnirni feels very pes' about the new major and a Parks ide in general. He found his colleagues to be co-operative in his work. feels the university is hi academic with a growing I' of advancement." He is involved with his work here hopes to establish programs this throughout the area. continued on pg. , P;. S. G. A. (BrnGJUlD(Btr by Rusty Smith "Do you have any - expert- some of that glorious "experi· ence?" That seems to be the first ence". question employers ask. Practi- I do not suggest that cally all of them want to hire membership on University co experienced people, but how do mittees is going to insure you get experience until you've you receive the position of been hired? choice but it will -sh Few of us are lucky enough to prospective employers that secure college jobs that coincide are an ambitious individual W with our career plans, but I do is-willing to get involved andI have a suggestion that might more than what is genera help. . required. P.S.C.A. has positions open for _ I hop~ that you will sed student representatives on a consider donating a few hours variety of University Commit- month to represent the stud tees. These are decision making body on one of the! groups which deal with nearly committees. If so, please stop every aspect of Parkside. The at the Student Covernrn. committees meet approximately office located in lower M3I I ·t twice a month for an hour or Place. We have a complete IS ~ two. They offer the student a available positions, and wall. chance to .become an active be most happy to further expl~ participant, and to gain at least their functions to you .. . ~*.****~. ..i"" The fall semester first Parks ide Student Covernment AssOClat ~eeting will take place on Wednesday, September 13th at 6:30 p.m In WLlC D 175. Some of the topics to be discussed are Student hea. insurance, campus parking problems, graduate students, univeTS comm~ttee appointments, as well as reports 'from various sell committees, . . . Many positions are available and those interested are welcome come to thp mp,""t-,......~__ ~_'. ._.. f Lett ... to the Editor will be accepted for publication If they ant typewritten. doubl,; .paced with one Inch margIns and signed by the author. A tel.phone number mu.t be Included felr purpos .. of verification. Nam.a will be withheld from publication. when .alld reason. are gl.en. RANGER reeervea the right to edit I.tters ahd refu.. publication to letters with defamatory or unsuitable content. All material must be received by Thursday noon for publication on the following Wednesday. Wednesday September 13, 1978 'jenger NeW F~ces On Campus Kevin Hoggard by Kathy Peters Staff Writer Kevin Hoggard, a new member of the Dramatic Arts department, is attempting to bring a new kind of theater to Parkside. His specialty is improvisational t heater. He has created, directed, and acted in two improvisational groups and ~as acted in approximately fifty plays. He wishes to stress that you need not be a theater student, nor a great actor, to participate in his plays. He hopes to take any talents the students may have and combine them into a play of pure entertainment. These plays are very physical, they include such talents as juggling and acrobatics. In addition to forming acting groups each semester, he hopes to form groups that will stay together the entire year and tour area schools. He reali~~ .... t~at d itions are a terrifying au h. k experience, but if you t m you might like to be on stage, then forget your fears and give it a try. Mr. Hoggard comes to us from Tulane University ot New Orleans . He' taught, produced, and directed there for four years. He received his B.A. and M .F.A. from Riverside University of Southern California. He also. studied in Norwich, England . at East Anglica University for. one year. lncidently, this is where he met his wife, who was also a student there from the U.S. They now have one child and one on the way. • Mr. Hoggard's hobbies include fishing, hiking, and seeing good theater. He feels he can better enjoy these interests in our area. "There was no theater in New Orleans" he said. "I decided that 1 was going to apply to places that were near to or had opportunities around to do better quality theater than I could get in New Orleans." He chose Parkside which being in the center of Chicago and Milwaukee, has well established, good community theater. Parkside also offers him many opportunities. "The smallness and the informality gives me a chance to do a lot of things I could not have done at other universities," he said. He is thinking of joining the chorale or getting together a barbefshop quartet. He says that informality leads to a friendly atmosphere and makes it possible to become a part of_ such activities. RANGER Is written and edited by students of U.W. Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Wednesday during the academic year, except during breaks and holidays, RANGER is printed by Zion Publishing Company, Zion, Illinois. Written permission Is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER content. All correspondence should be addressed to Parkside Ranger, U.W. Parkside, WLLC D-139, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141. Mike Murphy ..... .. . . . . . . .. .. . . .. ............ EDITOR Jon Flanagan .. .. ... . . ...... . . .. . GENERAL MANAGER John Stewart .... ...... . . ...... ......... NEWS EDITOR Sue Stevena .. .. .. . . . ... . ..... . . . . FEATURE EDITOR Doug Edenhauaer . ...... . .. .. ... . .. . .. SPORTS EDITOR Dave Cramer .... . . .... . . ... . ... . ... , . SPORTS EDITOR Kim ~utman . . . . . . . . . ...... . .... . . .. .... COPY EDITOR Chris MIiier ... ... .. . . ........... . . . .... AD MANAGER Tom Cooper . . ... ... ... .. . . .... . MARKETING ADVISOR REPORTING STAFF Laura Blanco, Carolyn Bresclano, Cathy Brownlee, Moille Clarke, Tom Fervoy, Kristi Honch, Thomas Jenn, Nickl Kroll, Janene Llecrocl, Joclnda Martin, Phil Marry, Kathy Peters, Jeff Stevens, Nancy Symanski and Chris Zlehn. PHOTO Gary Adelsen, Susan Caldwell, Denise D'Acqulato, Jim Etteldorf, Mike Holmdohl, Cindy Mason, Julle Orth and Tony Raymond. GRAPHIC Craig Dvorak and Rob MIiier. AD STAFF John Cramer and Dawn Thomas. Letters to the Editor will be accepted for publication- If they are typewritten, double spaced with one Inch margins and signed by the author. A telephone number must be Included for purposes of verification. Names wlll be withheld from publication, when valid reasons are given. ' RANGER reserves the right to edit letters and refuse publication to letters with defamatory or unsuitable content. All material must be received by Thursday noon for publication on the following Wednesday. Lee Thayer By Nicki Kroll Staff Writer The latest edition to Parkside's Communication faculty, Lee Thayer, comes to us by way of a B.A. and M .A. in Psychology and English from the University of Wichita, and a Ph .D . in Psychology from the University of Oklahoma. From there he went into the business world where he reached a top executive position before becoming a college professor. Professor Thayer has travelled throughout the country in various consulting assignments for such companies as IBM Corp., Cessna Aircraft Co., and American Telephone & Telegraph. He has travelled worldwide serving as visiting professor at various colleges and has lectured at 9umerous conferences. Since turning to the communication field, Professor Thayer has served in such positions as Gallup Professor of Communication at the University of Iowa, Fulbright Professor at the University of Helsinki's Institute of Communication, and previous to coming to Parkside, he has Distinguished Visiting Professor at the University of Houston's College of Humanities and Fine Arts where he was involved in setting up a new Communication School. Professor Thayer is most · interested in relating the whole field of communication with all .other disciplines here at Parkside. He sees opportunities for students to develop both intellectually and experimentally· by involving them in extracurricular activities . "They can serve internships or .other· activities related to their fields, outside the classroom atmosphere," Thayer says. Practical experience is just as important as academic experience in his book. He likes Parkside and feels that as a small campus it is an ideal location for an academic/vocational program. It is easier to pursue interrelated activities when students ~nd faculty alike are available to each other. Professor Thayer's courses for the fall semester here include Communication 102 (Introduction to Organizational Communication), 222. (Business & Professional Communication), and 414 (Industrial Problems & Team Leadership). He sees much promise .in building greater cooo_eratinn ·hph.v.,..,..,. ~;._,_,, _ _ _ and students to enable ~ach to obtain their fullest potential. B. S. Samimi by Jocinda Martin Staff Writer One of the new faces at UW-Parkside this semester is Dr. B. S. Samimi, who is an associate professor of Industrial Hygiene in the Science Division. His background includes extensive experience at the School of Public Health at Tehran University in Iran and at Tulane University. Dr. Samimi will be teaching a ne~ undergraduate careeroriented major entitled Industrial and Environmental Hygiene, commonly referred to as IEH. It is believed to be the first of its kind in the Midwest. Initial offerings include seven courses of which · three . are in the evening. These evening classes are aimed to serve the workers in area industries who cannot attend classes during the P·. S. G. ·A. daytime. Samimi assured that IEH · possibilities for graduates excellent. Positions are avail as safety officers m ind\Jst' inspectors for government a cies, insurance companies consulting firms . This is a challen ging and importa career. When you think of all workers in industry, one m real ize how important t safety and health is to the United States . The job of an industrii hygienist is to insure this sa by recognizing, evaluating controlling the hazards environmental factors such gases, vapors, and toxic du An off-campus externshiJ program is required for tit course. It involves working 1 industry as an industri hygienist under close supervisioi by professors. Through this tit student gains experience in tit field before graduation. Dr. Samimi hopes to eventualy establish an_ equipped Industrial Hygiene labora here with the help of outs· funding from industries in area. It will not only be valu in the teaching aspect, but it also help to establish c co-operation with industries· the state. Dr. Samii:ni feels very posi!Nl about the new major and a Parkside in general. He found his colleagues to be co-operative in his work. feels the university is hi academic with a growing " of advancement." He is involved with his work here hopes to establish programs I this throughout the area. continued on Pl• 6 CB CD(] U ill CB tr by Rusty Smith "Do you have any experi- some of that glorious "experi· ence?" That seems to be the first ence". question employers ask. Practi- I do not suggest that cally all of them want to hire membership on University cornexperienced people, but how do mittees is going to insure that you get experience until you've you receive the position of y()fl been hired? choice but it will -sholl ' . OIi Few of us are lucky enough to prospective employers that Y hO secure college jobs that coincide are an ambitious individual w do with our career plans, but I do is_willing to get involved and II have a suggestion that might more than what is genera Y help. · required. P.S.G.A. has positions open for - I hop~ that you will seriousW student representatives on a consider donating a few hours; variety of University Commit- month to represent the stude tees. These are decision making body on one of theS: groups which deal with nearly committees. If so, please stop~ every aspect of Parkside. The at the Student Governrn . committees meet approximately office located in lower 1 ~:d twice a ·month for an hour or Place. We have a complete 15 ~ two. They offer the student a available positions, and w~i~ chance to ' become an active be most happy to further exp participant, and to gain at least their functions to. you .. The fall semester first Parkside ******* Student Government Associatiofl ..~eeting will take place on Wednesday, September 13th at 6:30 P-~· m WLLC D 175. Some of the topics to be discussed are Student hea_ insura~ce, camp~s parking probtem,.s, griiduate · students_, univers; comm~ttee appointments, as well as reports from various sen committees, , Many positions are available and those interested are welcorne COme tO thP 01Potin~ -- -~- - · . " wednesday September 13,1978 400 sophmores on academic pr~bation? As of the 1977 Fall semester, all degree seeking students entering 'Parks ide had to fulfill the Collegiate Skills Requirement in reading, writing, library skills, math and research paper writing, by the end of his or her first 45 credits of work. According to Professor Canar~Chairman of the Humanities Division and Professor Craffin, head of the English Department, many sophomore students will not have met their Skills Requirement for the reserach paper in time. ' Most sophomores will complete their first 45' credits of work by the end of this semester. According to Professor Graffin, many students have not taken English 102, which satisfies the research requirement, nor have they signed up for it this semester. Apparently all the students have been notified by mail as to their particular situations, yet very'few have done anything about it. The Rangel urges those students affected by this state of affairs to contact a counselor or their advisorassoon as possible. All students who do not fulfill the Skills Requirement in time may be placed on Academic Probation. ,\ lUI eo thil ~ in I' is,''' .'" " ] PII,BST BREWING COMPANY Md>t<ClUllee, l;'eQnil Herghts ..Newar.k ..l,,$<Angeles, PalJ,st GeorgI ( CR!,nger To The Editor ,'" , In regards to you r recent story concerning the Inside Parkside show I have these observations. First, you seem to demean the PAB in talking of past associations with the current news staff. This is not necessarily the case. Without the foundations laid down by PAB in gaining student support and accessto the visual medium here at Parkside, we would not be where we are today. PAB provided us with the guidelines necessaryto create programming which we feel is important to the needs ofthe student community. In no way does the current staff feel that PAB or anyone else here at Parkside has been a hindrance to our pursuit of a quality news show here at the University. Sincerely, lerry A. Maraccini Producer 3 6''D JX . ~ r \ Forum on TV violence Does TV make you violent? This will be the topic for a free public forum held at 2pm, Sunday, September 17 at the Unitarian-Universalist Church '.A Racine (&25 College Ave.): The forum will be composed of a brief addressfrom both sides of the issue. A question and answer period will follow involving the audience. Professor Alan Rubin, of the Parkside Communications Uepartment, will preset the pro side of television violence and Don Hess, Program Director of WISN-TV, Channel 12, Milwaukee, will present the con side. In preparation for the event, the Church congregation has been collecting information on specific TV programs and on the issue in general. }'ve got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind." t,wWednesday September 13, 1978 is ere ms !X 400 sophmores on academic pr~bation? As of the 1977 Fall semester, all degree seeking students entering 'Parkside had to fu_lfill the Collegiate Skills Requirement in reading, writing, library skills, math and research paper writing, by the end of his or her first 45 credits of work . ...-<- . According to Professor Canary, Chairman of the Humanities Division and Professor Graffin, head of the English Department, many sophomore students will not have met their Skills Requirement for the reserach paper in time. ' Most sophomores will complete their first 45 credits of work by the end of this semester. According to Professor Graffin, many students have not taken English 102, which satisfies the research requirement, nor have they signed up for it this semester. Apparently all the students have been notified by mail as to their particular situations, yet very. few have done anything about it. The Ranger urges those students affected by this state of affairs to contact a counselor or their advisor as soon as possible. All students who do not fulfill the Skills Requirement in time may be placed on Academic Probation . PABST BREWING COMPANY fv1ilwauke~. E>eona Herghts .• Newar.k.,L0s.-Angeles, Pab.st GeQrg1 r 'R!,nger To The Editor , ... In regards to your recent story concerning the Inside Parkside show I have these observations. First, you seem to demean the PAB in talking of past associations with the current news staff. This is not necessarily the case. Without the foundations laid down by PAB in gaining st~dent support and access to the visual medium here at Parkside, we would not be where we are today. PAB provided us with the guidelines necessary to create programming which we feel is important to the needs ohhe student community. In no way does the current staff feel that PAB or anyone else here at Parkside has been a hindrance to ou_r pursuit of a quality news show here at the university. Sincerely, Terry A. Maraccini Producer 3 °'"\) ~ I\ Forum on TV violence -Does TV make you violent? This will be the topic for a free public forum held at 2pm, Sunday, September 17 at the Unitarian-Universalist Church ,_,t Racine (625 College Ave .). The forum will be composed of a brief address from both sides of the issue. A question and answer period will follow involving the audience. Professor Alan Rubin, of the Parkside Communications Uepartment, will preset the pro side of television violence and Don Hess, Program Director of WISN-TV, Channel 12, Milwaukee, will present the con side. In preparation for the event, the Church congregation has been collecting information on specific TV programs and on the issue in general. . ''I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my 1nind." I Wednesday September 13,1978 Run For Your· Life -lt is vitally important to your life to keep physically fit. On September 20 at z:oo p.m., a panel of local fitness experts will speak on various aspects of, running and jogging, the benefits derived from exercise and the critical and sometimes fatal results without it. '" The program, called-Run tor Your Life" is being held to inform participants on how to properly start their own physical fitness program. A new film, "Coping With life on the Run", ,featuring Dr. George Sheehan, nationally known marathon runner and heart-specialist will be shown. Sheehan is considered to be one of the leading authorities on the benefits of being physically fit Following the film, there will be-five panelists who will discuss the following: Recommended Medical Clearance - Dr. Gert Schuller, Cardiologist, Kurten Medical Group. What is an Ideal Physical Fitness Program -::.; Pat Thornton, Y.M_.C.A.Associate Executive. The Importance of Proper Warm-up and Stretching Exercise - Bob Lawson, Track and Field Coach, UW. Parkside. The Proper jogging and Running Stride and Body Position - Mr. Lucian Rosa, Cross Country Coach, UW. Parkside. The Importance of a Good Shoe and How to Select - William Greiten, Track and Cross Country 'Coach, Case High. There will also be a 'display of the latest styles of running shoes,. books and other resources on physical fitness and cardiovascular health. For reservations, call the Rondelle at 554-2154. degree-plus field. Henderson sighted this as one 01 the reasons Parks ide faltered somewhat in second half. Regular starting qoalkeeper, senior 0aJt Brieschke, was unable to play due to a broken finger. Senior defenseman Jack Landwehr was assigned the task of taking over the net and did an admirable job. The first half was evenly played with t exception of the goal in the first half, Wisconsin~ first with 6 minutes left to play in the half. The second half was filled with surprise and controversy as the breaks evened themselves out. A missed penalty kick by Wisconsin and a goal bv Parks ide seemed to turn the tide and give the Rangers much needed momentum. Freshman Lee Cielondo scored Parkside's fir goal of the year with assists going to juni -Ietterrnan Niall Power and freshman Wa Tyshnysky. Power, a fullback from Waterf Ireland, missed a free. kick which was controlled Tyshnysky and centered to Cielondo. Cielon ,"",,441·ilI411!2 ••• ILI. lSI. headed the ball into the net with abounS minutes to go in the game. _ The controversy came with ten minutes to go j the game and the score tied 1-1 witli'1i1eball Parkside's end of the held. A collision between Wisconsin player and Ranger goalkeeper Jack Landwehr in Parks ide's penalty area. resulted in scuffle which saw Wisconsin being awarded penalty- kick that put the game away for Badgers. Even the Wisconsin rooters react negatively to the call. Parks ide's 'next game and home opener will be next Saturday' at 2 p.m. .against Northern Illinois. Coach Henderson expects this one to be another tough game for the Rangers. He also stated that even though his team has a tough schedule this fall with a trip to Texas to battle midwestern powerhouses Southern Methodist i University, North Texas State University and Texas Christian University, they should improve on last year's record of 5-8. Injuries are the only problem that the Rangers could encounter as coach Henderson commented that he had a basically - decent first team, but a lack of depth is his majO! problem. Henderson said the reason for this was • that of the expected 8 returning starters from last years squad only 4 have returned due to ineligibilitY or transfer. Other home games this year include UW-Whitewater, Aurora College, Marquette, Western Michigan and UW-Platteville. The highlight of the season is the Wisconsin Chancello Cup Tournament hosted by Parkside wit UW-Platteville, UW-Milwaukee, and UW-Greet' Bay. . Away games incl~de Lake Forest College, TrinitY College and the Illinois Institute of Technolo8\" by Doug Edenhauser & Dave Cramer 'Sport. Editors When a little school like Parkslde travels to a major Big Ten school like Wisconsin to battle in the up and corning sport of soccer, one would expect one of two things to happen, and possibly both: an embarrassing rout or a strong shutout. Much to Parkside coach Hal Henderson's enjoyment, neither of these happened as a tough Ranger squad gave the Badgers all they could handle, only losing by the score of 2-1. Wisconsin's winning goal came on a disputed penalty in the second half. Parkside went into the game 'handicapped in the respect that they only had two substitutes on the bench throughout the entire game. Wisconsin had the opportunity to substitute freely on the 100 "======================:':==lI; - Old St.9le Pure-Brewed . From God's Country. On Tap AI Union Square 'f !l PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD PRESENTS PULITZER PRIZE WINNING POET §'WEdVfJ:)O-£'JjdV !BcRc)02( cS Wednesday, September 20 8:00 p.m. UNION CINEMA ADM: $2.00 UW-P Sludents $2.50 General TICKETS AVAILABLE AT UNION INFO CENTER WFNY needs Pcut - Time Announcers WE WILL TRAIN FOR AN INTERVIEW CALL MRS. WOODS (MORNINGS) AT 552-8640 Wednesday September 13, 1978 Run for Your · life _ It is vitally importartt to your life to keep physically fit. On September 20 at 7:00 p.m., a panel of local fitness experts will speak on various aspects of · running and jogging, the benefits derived from exercise and the critical and sometimes fatal restJlts without it. '- The program, called "Run for Your Life" is being held to inform parti~ipants on how to properly start their own physical fitness program. A new film, "Coping With Life on the Run", featuring Dr. George Sheehan, nationally known marathon runner and heart.specialist will be shown. Sheehan is considered to be one of the leading authorities on the benefits of being physically fit. Following the film, there will be-five panelists who will discuss the following: Recommended Medical Clearance - Dr. Gert Schuller, Cardiologist, Kurten Medical Group. What is an Ideal Physical Fitness Program ...: Pat Thornton, Y.M .C.A. Associate Executive. The Importance of Proper Warm-up and Stretching Exercise - Bob Lawson, Track and Field Coach, U.W. Parkside. The Proper Jogging and Running Stride and Body Position - Mr. Lucian Rosa, Cross Country Coach, U.W. Parkside. The Importance of a Good Shoe and How to Select - William Greiten, Track and Cross Country ·coach, Case High. There will also be a 'display of the latest styles of running shoes, books and other resources on physical fitness and cardiovascular health . For rese•vations, call the Rondelle at 554-2154. y Pure Brewed · From God's Country. On Tap At Union SQuare -, .. ~ . :, ti=:=======================dli! 4 Parkside tough in Madison - by Doug Edenhauser & Dave Cramer -Sports Editors When a little school like Parkside travels to a major Big Ten school like Wisconsin to battle in the up and coming sport of soccer, one would expect one of two things to happen, and possibly both: an embarrassing rout or a strong shutout. Much to Parkside coach Hal Henderson's enjoyment, neither of these happened as a tough Ranger squad gave the Badgers all they could handle, only losing by the score of 2-1 . Wisconsin's winning goal came on a disputed penalty in the second ~alf. Parkside went into the game handicapped in the respect that they only had two substitutes on the bench throughout the entire game. Wisconsin had the opportunity to substitute freely on th~ 100 I degree-plus field . Henderson sighted this as one of the reasons Parkside faltered somewhat in the sP.cond half. Regular starting ~oalkeeper, senior Dan Brieschke, was unable to play due to a broken finger. Senior defenseman Jack Landwehr was assigned the task of taking over the net and did an admirable job. The first half was evenly played with the exception of the goal in the first half, Wisconsin's first with 6 minutes left to play in the half. The second half was filled with surprise and controversy as the breaks evened themselves out. A missed penalty kick by Wisconsin and a goal bv Parkside seemed to turn the tide and give the Rangers much needed momentum . Freshman Lee Cielondo scored Parkside's first goal of the year with assists going to junior -letterman Niall Power and freshman Walt Tyshnysky . Power, a fullback from Waterford, Ireland, missed a free kick which was controlled by Tyshnysky and centered to Cielondo. Cielondo - vu a head~d thhe ball into the net with about-is minutes to go m t e game. The controversy came with ten minutes to go in the game and the score tied 1-1 with ttie ball on Parkside's end of the field. A collision between a Wisconsin player and Ranger goalkeeper Jack _,__·~~ · Landwehr in Parkside's penalty area resulted in a --..,--- scuffle which saw Wisconsin being awarded a penalty kick that put the game away for the Badgers. Even the Wisconsin ·rooters reacted negatively to the call. Parkside's ·next game and home opener will be next Saturday at 2 p.m. against Northern Illinois. Coach Henderson expects this one to be another tough game for the Rangers . • He also stated that even though his team has a tough schedule this fall with a trip to Texas to battle midwestern powerhouses Southern Methodist University, North Texas State University and Texas Christian University, they should improve on last year's record of 5-8. Injuries are the only problem that the Rangers could encounter as Coach · Henderson commented that he had a basically PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD PRESENTS dece_nt first team, but a lack of depth is his major problem. Henderson said the reason for this was that of the expected 8 returning starters from laSt years squad only 4 have returned due to ineligibility or transfer. Other home games this year include UW-Whitewater, Aurora College, Marquette, Western Michigan and UW-Platteville. The highlight of the season is the Wisconsin Chancellors _Cup Tournament hosted by Parkside with UW-Platteville, UW-Milwaukee, and uw-Green Bay. Away games incl~de Lake ,Forest College, TrinitY Coll~ge and the Illinois lnsi:itute of Technology. WFNY PULITZER PRIZE WINNING POET §<WEdV'b<D.£<ydV -!Bd?O<D!J( cd Wednesday, September 20 needs Part - Time AnnouncetS WE WILL TRAIN FOR AN INTERVIEW CALL MRS. WOODS (MORNINGS) AT I ADM: 8:00 p.m. UNION CINEMA $2.00 UW-P Students $2.50 General TICKETS AVAILABLE AT UNION INFO CENTER 552-8640 Newcomers belp win 2 Doug Edenhauser & Dave Cramer Sports Editors ,s Country aIld opens rt. A I '" CoIlh lucian Rosa's Cross the ClullrI team started_the season slow thisfall in its opener at tiy placing 3rd out of br teams competing. Host placed second in thei r with 44 points behind Point with 32. The finishedwith 61 points of UW-Whitewater, who 105 points. $eIlhomoreletterman Bob was the high Ranger in the 5-mile race second with sen lor Cary Priem finishing bohitId him in third. Other ide finishers included ChrisOhm 19th junior e..v 20th and fr~shman o...MeulIer 21st. The Ranger's meet is Saturday as they .. 1.... i5-ChicagoCircle at 11 .. lIiscn, IAPpy HOUR . hEn FRIDAY 4 -1 .J~ 5 Golfers 9 of 14 Tbe Parks ide duffers traveled to Stevens Point over the weekend. Of 14 teams entered, the Ranger's placed 9th with the hosting school, Stevens POint, garnering first place honors Parkside was lead by Jim Webbers 75, which was good for a third olace tie in individual's scores Other Park~ld 'ocor were Gary Pafklewlcl 80. Todd Schalmske 83. Bob Sp'il.nm 89 and Bnan Graham 95 Next the Rangers trav I to beautiful Tumblebrook CountrY Club in Wauke!ha and face a tough Marquette learn Ann~uncing... ....• Menswear Outlet Store The NEW Jockey Menswear Outlet Store Now is Open Daily • First Quality Mens Sportswear at 50% off Regular Retail. Tenniswear - Shirts and Shorts Active Sportswear - Shirts and Shorts Sweaters Jackets Warm-up Suits Spo rtsh irts Hosiery Yard goods Irregulars up to 70% off Condilions 01 Sale: Cash only-NO Checks-All Sales Final-No Returns or Exchanges-No Exchanges at any Retail Store Daily Hours . Monday - Friday 12 noon 10 5 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Jockey Outlet Store 4200 39th Avenue Kenosha Wisconsin 53142 (North side of Distribution Center) CR!,nger Including three matches against cross-town rival Cart.hage. Second year coach Sue Tobachnik is hoping for a better record this year if the young players come throug~. ~athy logic and Kathy Thom.asappear to be fighting it out for the number one Stngl~s spot with th~ rest of the squad, evenly mat.c~ed In talent, nghting it out for the remaining positions '. Coach Tobachnik says "there is good, strong, fnendly competition for positions." The successofthis year's "solid team" lies in its depth. On Saturday the Rangers made a long trip to Green. Bay and it was all smiles on the return trip. The girls won both matches in convincing style by first smashing a weak St. Norbert's team 9-0, and then duplicating that score against a tough Green All students interested In competing on the m n Bay team. or women's swim teams should report to Coach Against St. Norbert, #1 seed Logic won 6-3, 6-3; Barbara Lawson imrnediatelv. Fall conditioning 1\ #2 Thomas, 6-2, 6-0; #3 Blair 6-1, 6-1; #4 Feichtner underway. Also any students Interested rn help,ng 6-1,6-0; #5 Brownlee 6-3,6·0; #6 Balazs 6-1, 6-1 at the meets as timers, announcers, Or scorers and in an exhibition match laura Bianco won 6-0 should seeCoach Lawson (553-2257). 6-2. 'Women's Track Team - There will be a meeting In doubles, the team of Logic-Thomas won Wednesday, September 13 at 3·15 m the 2nd floor 6-0, 6·1; Feichtner-Brownlee 6-1 6-1 and lounge area of the PE Building for all women Blair-Balazs 6-1, 6·0. ' interested in joining the women's track team. It was the same results against Green Bay but Women's CrossCountry - Women Interested In Thisyea(swomen's tennis team sprouts a few only the scores were different as Logic won 6-3 6-0. running on Parkside's first year Cross Country team .... facesin the persons of freshmen Kathy Logic, Thomas 6-2, 6-0; Blair 6-2, 6-3; Feichtner 6-2: 6-1: should see Coach Bob Lawson Immediately e~ CJthy Il/OWnleeand Laura Bianco, sophomore Brownlee 6-2, 6-2; Balazs 6-0, 6-3 and in doubles (553-2245 or 2153). tht .. Thomasalong with junior Pam Blair. The Logic-Thomas won 6-0, 6-3; Feichtner-Brownlee Men's Track Team - All men who are interested 0. Ifb,IRiIllpeopleinclude last year's most valuable 6-2,6-4 and Blair-Balazs 6-0, 6-1. in competing on the Track and Field Team should *:l!II payerKathie Feichtnerand Marge Balazs. The team's next match is Thursday when they report to Coach Bob Lawson Immediately Distance WM Thisyea(sschedule is as tough as years1Pra.s.t~,_.t.ra.v.e.l.to_M.i.lw.a.u.k.e.e.t.o.t.ak.e.o.n_U.W_-M_il.w.a.u.ke.e•. ..;:r:u:nn:e:r:s:s:hO:U:I:d:s:ee:C:o:a:c:h:l:U:Ci:a:n:R:os:a::::;." j" Newcomers belp win 2 Doug Edenhauser & Dave Cramer Sports Edito~ This year's women's tennis team sprouts a few faces in the persons of freshmen Kathy Logic, :iew B" h e 01 thy Brownlee and Laura 1anco, sop omore the ,a thy Thomas along with junior Pam Blair. "The Dar ~urning people include last year's most valuable 1kei • ayer Kathie Feichtner and Marge Balazs. . wa; This year's schedule is as tough as years past, :! an ,~~ Cross Country and It.A I b1 the opens (oach Lucian Rosa's Cross ntry team started_the season nior Valt s1. slow this fall in its opener af first ·.u1hage by placing 3rd out of four teams competing. Host hage placed second in their ord, t with 44 points behind :l b) evens Point with 32. The ndo ngers finished with 61 points utes ad of UW-Whitewater, who •c 105 points. o in 5ophomore letterman Bob 00 Ul\tllho/ was the high Ranger in a in the 5-mile race lad • 'ng second with senior mate Gary Priem finishing behind him in third . Other Partside finishers included in a d a the :ted hman Chris Ohm 19th, junior Carey 20th and · freshman 1 be Jd\e Meuller 21st. Jhe Ranger's 1ois met · s ; . e. is . aturday as they ther llhnois-Ch1cago Circle at 11 In, as a 1ttle dist ~xas last lern ach allY ajOI was last iii!) ude tte rhe lors 1ith eeo RANGER NEEDS WRITERS Jub nuhirub iltscn ' • HAPPY HOUR . , (Y(ay FRIDAY 4 - 7. .J <jenger in~luding three matches against cross-town rival Cart_ha_ge. Second year coach Sue Tobachnik is hoping for a better record this year if the young players come through . Kathy logic and Kath Thom_as appear to be fighting it out for the numbe~ one smgl~s spot with th~ rest of the souad, evenly matched m talent, t1ghting it out for the remaining pos1t1ons .. Coach Tobachnik says "there is good, _strong, friendly competition for positions ." The success of this year's "solid team" lies in its depth . On Saturday the Rangers made a long trip to Gree~ Bay and it was all smiles on the return trip. The girls won both matches in convincing style by first smashing a weak St. Norbert's team 9-0 and then duplicating that score against a tough Green Bay team. Against St. Norbert, #1 seed logic won 6-3, 6-3; #2 Thomas, 6-2, 6-0; #3 Blair 6-1, 6-1; #4 Feichtner 6-1 , 6-0; #5 Brownlee 6-3, 6-0; #6 Balazs 6-1 , 6-1 and in an exhibition match Laura Bianco won 6-0 6-2. ' In doubles, the team of Logic-Thomas won 6-0, 6-1 ; Feichtner-Brownlee 6-1 6-1 and Blair-Balazs 6-1, 6-0. ' It was the same results against Green Bay but · only the scores were different as Logic won 6-3 6-0· Thomas 6-2, 6-0; Blair 6-2 6-3· Feichtner 6-2' 6-1 '. Brownlee 6-2, 6-2; Balazs' 6-o,' 6-3 and in do~ble~ logic-Thomas won 6-0, 6-3; Feichtner-Brownlee 6-2, 6-4 and Blair-Balazs 6-0, 6-1 . The team's next match is Thursday when they travel to Milwaukee to take on UW-Milwaukee. Ann~uncing ... .. . Golfers 9 of 4 The Parkside duffers traveled to Stevens Point over the weekend . bf 14 teams entered the Ranger's placed 9th with the hosting school, Stevens Point, garnering first place honors. Parkside was lead by Jim Webbers 75, which was good for a third olace tie in individual's All students interested m competing on th m, or women's swim teams should r port to Co Barbara Lawson immediately. Fall cond1t1 nm ,, underway. Also any students mt re ted m h lp,n at the meets as timers, announc rs, or cor r should see Coach Lawson (553-2257). Women's Track Team - There will be a m ting Wednesday, September 13 at 3:15 in th 2nd floor lounge area of the PE Budding for all worn n interested in joining the women's track t am. Women's Cross Country - Women mt r ted m running on Parkside's first year Cro s Country t am should see Coach Bob Lawson 1mmed1at I (553-2245 or 2153) Men's Track Team - All men who ar mt r ted in competing on the Track and Field Team hould report to Coach Bob Lawson 1mmed1at I 01 tan runners should see Coach Lucian Ro a. Menswear Outlet Store The NEW Jockey Menswear Outlet Store Now is Open Daily Daily Hours · Monday - Friday 12 noon to 5 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. First Quality Mens Sportswear at 50% off Regular Retail. Tenniswear - Shirts and Shorts Active Sportswear - Shirts and Shorts Sweaters Jackets Warm-up Suits Sportsh irts Hosiery Yard goods Irregulars up to 70% off Conditions of Sale: Cash only-No Checks-All Sales Final-No _Returns or Exchanges-No Exchanges at any Retail Store Jockey Outlet Store 4200 39th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsi~ 53~42 (North Side of Distnbut1on Center) s . . .************ ********************************** pitfalls associated Wlt~ making T~e Great AIl1' He has ~esearched ~nd * UilOC' Rock and Roll Movie, and has instead giVell authored vanous conducting oil: . 11\ ,. J first-class look at a band which will be f manuals, trumpet books, and. a : ~ remembered for some of the finest music of the ~elevision program. on remedial * fifteen years. Instrumental te~hnlques..At the * ~O[t~ The concert itself was. a star-studded moment, he I~ w.ork,~g on * Q featuring names such as Eric Clapton, Bob another book while directing the * Van Morrison, and Neil Young. Each was . 5ymphoni~ and conce,rt bands, # ample chance to stretch out with The g and teaching such muSIC c.Qurses * Th L t W ltz performing songs he made qistinctive in R as Instrumental TeC~nllqueSd' * e as a history. Concert footage is extensive and vel'\! Instrumental Materia an * d d " d ductl * pro uce . M.ethods, an Con UCtIOQ. ... by Scarf O'Toole -The major problem with this movie liesin * b th f I music and the sense of direction for which it gropes but n * It has een rare a popu ar . h ., h d t ro ide a viable mixture really achieves. Yes, T e Band was an e *cmema ave teame up () P v . . 1"' d *of the two art forms. Recently, we have been grou~, p'ro~otmg simp icitv an. good taste in * d . h . that both proclaim and era filled With the over-modulations of psych assuage Wit movies . h . *' t the i f the pop music phenomenon music. They taug t us to remain true to Ourm * promo e e JOYsa 'h fusi . d ' * Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and the Buddy Holly instincts w en con usron retgne In both Our * Story -have all gained their substance from. the and personal lives, But what become.' ap * world of Rock and Roll. Yet, only the Buddy Holly throughout a senes of long interviews Withgui * Story attempts to give us a look about where it all R~b?le Robertson, IS that perh~ps ~e has pus * came from, our roots so to speak"- ~hls lIl~age too far and has lost sight of the orig' : But now we have The Last Wa/tz,'a glimmering intentions of The Band, Thematically, Rob, *'documentary covering The Band's last performance tnes. to ~ake t?O .great a .conn~ctlOn .betweensu *.at Winterland in San Francisco. luminaries as [imi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, andah # It is rather incredulous to believe that Th~ Band, of other go~e but not forgotten rock stars~"Vitti l aCanadian group by origin, should -.provide of the road', Robertson would have us believe. American pop music with so much depth and In the end we are left to believe that the verve. In a sense the American musical form owes a important events in the evolution of rock music .great deal to these gentlemen as one of the be summed up in a handful of cliches. foundations of Rock and Roll music. But please don't let that deter you from * Martin Scorsese directed this movie while The Last Wa!tz, Rock' and Roll movies this tbetween pictures. Yet, his pre-eminence as one of made don't come along that often. And remem *America's new directors must be appreciated here. it took a Canadian band to teach America how I Scorsese has managed to stay away from the· have a little soul. '********************************************** Wednesday September 13,1978 New Faces continued from pg. 2 Thomas Dvorak by Sue Stevens Feature Editor For Mr. Thomas Dvorak, UWP's new band director! the Kenosha-Racine area is a good place for a university such as Parkside, As Dvorak sees it, "Parkside was built in the midst of a growing population and has potential to service the community's cultural needs." Dvorak has many ideas and high hopes for the band program here at Parkside. He believes that the conditions are right for the success of his ideas because, as he puts it, "This area (southeastern Wisconsin) already has well established city-wide. music programs - in fact, some of the best programs in the nation." Now living in Kenosha with his wife and three sons, Todd, Tim, and Michael, Dvorak comes to Parkside from the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor where he was conductor of the University of Michigan Youth Band and' wind ensemble. Math Competition \ h f . This year, (or t e irst time ever, UW-Parkside will field a team in the annual William Lowell putnam Mathematical Competition. This competition, which involves colleges and universities throughout the United States and Canada, consists of problems drawn from various areas of college mathematics. The examination will be held on Saturday, December 2, 1978, Any regularly enrolled undergraduate who does not already have a college' degree may enter. ParticipantS compete both as members of the Parkside team and as·individuals. Recognition is g.iven to the top five teams and the top five hundred individual contestants. There is no entry tee. A series of practice sessions will beheld in preparation for the competition. These sessions will stress techniques of problem solving, and will include working through old Putnam exams, Anyone interested in entering the Putnam competition should attend the first practice session, to be held Tuesday, September 19 at 2:00 in Room D111 Greenquist. If you are interested but cannot attend that meeting, or would like further information, please contact Professor Leo Comerford in Room 309 Greenquist, phone 553-2541, Member Parks ide 200 Matiooal Varsity Club MentiOll this ad! 4433-22nd A~enue Kenosho, Wisconsin Phone 6~774 ALL MAJOR CREDITS ACCEPTED It (@lht~ttt ~~nppt IN THE PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 - 4:00 PM DAILY NOWWITH OVER 30 VARIETIESOF YOURFAVORITE NUTS& CANDIES SOLDTHE OLD FASHIONWAY SPECIAL OF THE MONTH CINNAMON DISCS - NOW ONLY 3Sc REGULARLY SOc 1/2 LB. ,~.'. Academic Advising helpfu by Jeff Stevens Staff Writer This year, a new program of academic advising was initiated. All matriculant students were required to talk to an assigned advisor about their schedules, John Campbell, Associate Dean of Faculty said, "Both advisors and students benefitted from the idea. The advisors learned things about their students which they wouldn't have nor,mally and the students learned what they . should and shouldn't take during the first semester. It was definitely helpfuL" A card signed by an advisor was proof of this meeting and was mandatory for registration. There was a major problem though. According to Mr. Campgell, some of the teachers and advisors were not aware of exactly what was going on. Wh plan was adapted the time was too short for preparation 'and application in all of the areas. "Next time around," said Mr. Campbell, I try- to execute the process while school is session. We want to get every stade_nf'l~ advisor. Many ended up with temper alternative advisors because they weren't assi one of their own. Generally, the program pretty well for the first time around.~' The times for the spring semester meetin not definite as yet, but when they are they published in the Ranger. continued from pg. 1 Flamenco adventure or two and a h I I t f d ' . f 'ddl' • Th' '11 woe a a goo ,chool he had acqurred profiency on the gUitar I In . ere WI be . t ,. , h . h one In ermlsslon In t e was radio broadcasting in Knoxville Later he two- our show. . . . . . . . His sh d h' d' radiO stints In CinCinnati, Raleigh, N.c., Rich h OW, an . IS au lence appeal; is pretty Va. and Denver. ' muc summed up In the openin I' h f I " h' t b . g me e re,quent y HISexperience and acclaim eventually put 1 uses 0 eglO concerts' "I h I'k' , P laying bec J d "d ope you I e gllitar good stead With officials and listeners of , ause on t 0 much else" h '1 Critics of cl 'I' . Nas VI Ie. In 1960 he was made a regular me asslca mUSIc seem to a . t h Atkins' playing as much h' pprecla e of t e wo~ld-ren~wned Grand Ole Opry. oriented fans. Jam R as IS p~p a~d country- Based 10 MUSIC City, USA, Atkins began Miam'l Herald p hes ~ods~bmuslc editor o.f the intense, spiraling career based on his sound ma , er apssal It est· "H' f t h . its own kind of elo A ' ISarl IS ry as of gUitar and music. His own RCA-Victor ret quence. s a country picker 'th ' d' ' t'm a virtuoso bent h ' I' WI carne to a receptive public a new and In I , e simp y moved up to the t . level and stayed there altho h ' h op conception of guitar; his musical integrity WO , ug at times e seems h' th d ' . d 'tt to give the top anothe d Th 1m e a mlratlon of case-hardene musIC . . r nu ge. e man has I versat~ltty and style, and so does his la in " peop~.. .... Atkms' story began in th Pd Y g. . Atkms IS warmly received as a gUitar Vlrt Mountains some twenty m'lles ef verKant ~llllnch wherever in the world he appears for he can· h I· ' 'rom noxvi e in " d Sp t e 1~t1etown of Luttrell Ten ' h . . '. on a repertOIre ranglllg from Bach an f A ' n., nc In a tradition M' R k h 'd n~ o merican folk music Mus'lc . h' USICto oc. He as played for presl e bo b . rang 10 ISears as a' k' d -. d at y ecause his father taught· d' . Ings, rna e wor-Idwlde concert tours an I n 5 h plano an VOice d d" , h A omew ere along the way yo Ch . ago, recor e hiS "dream" album Wit Id' I ' u~g et traded an F' d'i d h "The o plStO for a guitar. By the time he f" . h d' Ie er an t e Boston Pops Orchestra, , lOIS e high Goes Country" Come and be with us You're. 'invited to worship, study, serve fellowship with us _as we meet together First United Methadist Church 60th St. & Sheridan Rd , ~enosha Phone 658-3213 Here s your chance: Sunday's 9: 15-10: 15 o.m. Church School 10: 15-10:45 a.m. Coffee Time , ' 10:45-11:45 a.m. Worship 1 1 / 1 ' 7:00-8:30 p.m. Choir Rehersal We love you here and at the FIRS! National Ba of Kenosha DOWNTOWN. MAIN OFFiCE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLE'ASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658.2331 MEMBE~ F.D.I.C, Wednesday September 13, 1978 . . ********~****************tm~1f!tcfatef~lt~~ti-f~c,e!t'! He has researched and * oc · Rock and Roll Movie and has instead · er N Faces ew · d t' ~ ·. ' given authored various con UC ing *: t(\ ' · ~ J first-class (ook at a band which will be fo~ manuals, trumpet books, an~- ~ J ~ remembered for some of the finest music of th ~elevision program. on reme ia * ~~Dif5 fifteen years. e continued from pg. 2 Thomas Dvorak by Sue Stevens Feature Editor For Mr. Thomas Dvorak, UWP's new band director, the Kenosha-Racine area is a good place for a university such as Parkside. As Dvorak sees it, "Parkside was built in the midst of a growing population and has potential to service the community's cultural needs." Dvorak has many ideas and high hopes for the band program here at Parkside. He believes that the conditions are right for the success of his ideas because, as he puts it, ''This area (southeastern Wisconsin) already has well established city-wide. music programs - in fact, some of the best programs in the nation." Now living in Kenosha with his wife and three sons, Todd, Tim, and Michael, Dvorak comes to Parkside from the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor where he was conductor of the University of Michigan Youth Band and wind ensemble. Member Parkside 200 National Varsity Club Mention this ad! moment, he I~ w_orki~g ~n * IQ 1~1iii~ ,,. featuring names such as Eric Clapton, Bob Oya«~ instrumental te~hniques._ At the * -[)OCW/ The concert itself was a star-studded another ~ook while directing t e * Van Morrison, and Neil Young. Each was _la, symphoni~ and conce_rt bands, ** ample chance to stretch out with Th &ti and teaching such music courses Th L w 1 · h d d' · · e Ban I T h . * st a tz performing songs e ma e 1stmct1ve in R as lnstrumenta ec nIques, * e a f · · OCI I M t . 1 d history. Concert ootage 1s extensive and very (nstrumenta a ena an * d d ~ Methods . and Conducting. * pro uce ·. . . ' * by Scarf O'Toole · The maior problem with this movie lies in . Math Competition Thii year, tor the first time ever, UW-Parkside will field a team in the annual William Lowell Putnam Mathematical Competition. This competition, which involves colleges and universities throughout the United States and Canada, consists of problems drawn from various areas of college mathematics. The examination will be held on Saturday, December 2, 1978. Any regularry enrolled undergraduate who does not already have a college· degree may enter. Participants compete both as members of the Parkside team and as.individuals. Recognition is g,iven to the· top five teams and the top five hundred individual contestants. There is no entry fee. A series of practice sessions will be held in preparation for the competition. These sessions will stress techniques of problem solving, and will include working through old Putnam exams. Anyone interested in entering the Putnam competition should attend the first practice session, to be held Tuesday, September 19 at 2:00 in Room D111 Greenquist. If you are interested but cannot attend that meeting, or would like further information, please contact Professor Leo Comerford in Room 309 Creenquist, phone 553-2541. * It has been rare thaf popular music and the sense of d_irection for which it gropes but n ** ., h t amed up to provide a viable mixture really achieves. Yes, The Band was an eru-, c:mema ave e . · · 1· ·t d ~vc * of the two art forms. Recently, we have been group, p'ro'?1oting simp ici Y an_ good taste in * assuaged with movies that both proclaim and era fdled w•th the over-modul~t,ons of psychod * * pFomote the joys of the pop music phenomenon. mu~1c. Thehy taughtfus_to re~amdtr~ebto our musi * Crease, Saturday Night Fever, and the Buddy Holly inStincts w en ~on usion reigne m oth our soc * Story ,have all gained their substance from the and personal lives. But "'.hat becomes appar * world of Rock and Roll. Yet, only the Buddy Holly throughout a series ~f long interviews with guita * Story attempts to give us a look about where it all R~b?ie Robertson, is that perh~ps he has pus * ame from our roots so to speak: this image too far and has lost sight of the origi : c But now' we have The Last Waltz, ,a glimmering in_tentions of The Band. Thema~ically, Robe * 'documentary covering The Band's last performance tries to make too great a connection between su *.at Winterland in San Francisco. luminaries as Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and a hos # It is rather incredulous to believe that T~~ Ba~d, of other go~e but not forgotten rock stars;_ "Victi iAmerican pop music with so much depth and In the end we are left to believe that the on~ a Canadian group by origin, should provide of the road , Robertson would have us believe. verve. In a sense the American musical form owes a important events in the evolution of rock musicc *great deal to these gentlemen_ as one of the be summed up in~ handful of cliches. . *foundations of Rock and Roll music. But please don t let that deter you from see, * · Martin .Scorsese directed this movie while The Last Wa!tz. Rock and Roll movies this w *tietween pictures. Yet, his pre-eminence as one of made don't come al9ng that often. Aod remember *America's new directors must be appreciated here. it took a Canadian band to teach America how f Scorsese has managed to stay away from the have a little soul. ,' ·********************************************** r Academic Advising helpful by Jeff Stevens Staff Writer This year, a new program of academic advising was initiated. All matriculant students were required to talk to an assigned advisor about their schedules. John Campbell, Associate Dean of Faculty said, "Both advisors and students benefitted from the idea. The advisors learned things about their students which they wouldn't have no~mally and the students learned what they should and shouldn't take during the first semester. It was definitely helpful." A card signed by an advisor was proof of this meeting and was mandatory for registration. There was a major problem though. According to Mr. Campl]ell, some of the. teachers and advisors were not aware of exactly what was going on. When plan was adapted the time was too short for p preparation ·and application in all of the n areas. "Next time around," said Mr. Campbell, "we try. to execute the process while school is st, session. We want to get every stadellt"an ass· advisor. Many ended up with temporary alternative advisors because they weren't assig one of their own. Generally, the program pretty well for the first time around.'.' The times for the spring semester meetings not definite as yet, but when they are they will published in the Ranger. continued from pg. 1 Flamenco adventure or two and a h I I t f d fl.ddl ' , Th ' . 11 b w O e O O goo school he had acquired profiency on the guitar m . ere wI e one · t · · · h 1 • two-ho h m ermrssion m t e was radio broadcasting in Knoxville. Later he His su~os ow. d h' d' radio stints in Cincinnati, Raleigh, N.C., Richmo h w, an . is au tence appeal; is pretty Va. and Denver. , 4433-22nd A~enue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phone 654-077 4 muc summedupintheopen· 1· h f '. . . uses to begi·n ,,1 hing ine e re.g_uently His experience and acclaim eventually put htm concerts· ope ('k · W playing, because I don't do much you,, 1 e guitar good stead with off icials and listeners of Critics of cl . 1 . else. Nashville. In 1960 he was made a regular mern ALL MAJOR CREDITS ACCEPTED It ®lht @,wttt @,!Jnppt IN THE PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 - 4:00 PM DAILY NOW WITH OVER 30 VARIETIES OF YOUR FAVORITE NUTS & CANDIES SOLD THE OLD FASHION WAY REGULARLY soc 1/ 2 LB._ SPECIAL OF THE MONTH CINNAMON DISCS NOW ONLY 35c ass,ca musrc seem to ap · t f h Atkins' playing as h h' precia e o t e world-renowned Grand Ole Opry. oriented fans Jam;su~o as rs p_op a~d country- Based in Music City, USA, Atkins began Miami Herald; perhaps sai~\ ;:~;'.\ e~rtor_ of the inten~e, spiraling career based on his sound ma5 !~ its own kind of eloquen A · Hrs a~trStry has of gurtar and music . His own RCA-Victor recor a virtuoso bent h · 1 • WI came to a receptive public a new and ,ntt ce. s a country picker ·th · d · ·ma ,~ level and stayed there although t t' P t\ the top c?ncept1on of guitar; his musical integnty_won de!~, , e sImp y moved u . . to give the top an~ther d a Trmhes e seems hrm the admiration of case-hardened musrc tra ~ . 1 . nu ge. e man has I versat~ rty and style, and so does his la in " peop ~- . . . • Atkins' story began ·in th pd Y g. Atkins 1s warmly received as a gurtar v,rtu<J!O , . e ver ant Clinch h · · dra' ~ Mountains, some twenty miles f K . . w erever rn the world he appears for he can· ,.. th I . 1 rom noxvrlle m · d 5 anll' e •!t e town of Luttrell Ten . h . . '. on a repertoire rangiog from Bach an P ail, . of American folk music Mus·icn.r,anc . rnh_a tradition Music to Rock. He has played for presidents ,.,4 ~- b b · ng rn Is ears as a k' d . d t (t,., ,1 ' oy ecause his father taught piano a d . rngs, ma e worldwide concert tours an , no 1!11 , ·~ Somewhere along the way youtJ Ch t n d voice. ago, recorded his " dream" album with Art rJ/ \ ~ old pistol for a guitar. By the timeg he; _trha ed _an Fiedler and the Boston Pops Orchestra, "The p t ~ , mis ed high Goes Country" ., and at the FIRS1 National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLE.ASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBElt F.DJ.C. .J., S.pt.m.e, 13,1978 ~... " • poetry at UWP by John Stewar! News Editor od is a literary paper written, printed, and ~ 'ed g by a group of poets and writers from the I'~uc . II' f rX.sldecommunity. Hodag IS a co ectron 0 • stories and graphics published here several ms, ' f each semester. Linda Lasco is a requent ;~ibutor of poetry to Hodag and has given us an lerview about herself and her poetry, In an effort spreadthe word about Hodag and attract others ~~trysatisfiessome vital needs for Linda. First it ,method of expressing he~ feelings, perhaps the importantway of doing so open to her. it is a method for coping with emotions _ either ~me sadness or extreme happiness """How manytimes have students tried to organize ~oarams and quit, discouraged and defeated' '-kStdtlme~ there have been failures, but the I eChlld CareCenter isn't one of them. "';'1971 , a group of student-parents cried out for II! They needed somewhere to bring their CIios ron Whilethey attended classes. When their ......went unanswered they banded together to ~Ish' , :At tha a~Independent day care center. t tnne, the total enrollment was 14. Since ~~ Centerhasgrown to handle approximately 1 ren per week; 75 per day. ~, the Care Center's policies and programs lfUtlatedby parents, students, and faculty . Who Comprise its board of directors. IRgW'h It registration and segregated fees, they ~ ~ budget to include a trained staff of elp and other employees. Most of the be,ees receive minimum wages for a set t Of hours per week. Like any other good w_I' . k Im.ted funds the workers tend to wor IllOreh ,~ ~" of OUrsthan they're paid for. in the employees work hard to provide a .1 e>lPeriencefor the children as well as a 'un d . s"",,"flng the day. Parents need not worry they Ing the" kids away just to be babysat are bu~y with classes. Although a few ~:tanXiousthe first day, most of them love and don't like to leave. never anything inbetween. Her poems express her moods, either very heavy or very light. linda has to keep at her poetry, not necessarily to meet deadlines but to satisfy her inner feelings. Writing is vital to her. Linda has been writing since early high school where she wrote for her school paper. In fact, she wanted to write news originally and worked for the Milwaukee Sentinel. However, newspaper stories are usually hurried affairs and are rarely polished pieces of writing. News is also neither Widely appreciated nor very long lasting. Therefore, Linda returned to her own writing. She feels that she has the time to polish and modify her own poems and stories and that therefore they are something to be proud of . However, she does not think that her newspaper experience was a waste. It taught her an important lesson; the importance of conciseness. linda's poetry is almost always brief - 8-10 lines on the average. She feels that people should be presented with the essentials only. Nothing should stand between the reader and her work. All extraneous words are removed or condensed. He favorite writers, Emily Dickenson, E.E. Cummings and John Updike, Are all great masters, she feels, of vital, condensed, and precise poetry or prose. She admires E.E. Cummings and his visual arrangements, and like him, tries to make her poems pleasing to the eye. like Emily Dickenson and John Updike, she attempts to make every word count, using manv active verbs and "visual" words. Linda also writes satirical stories, which voice her opinions on different issues. Perhaps we many see one of these in the pages of the Ranger sometime. At the present, Linda continues to write and plans to contribute regularly to Hodag this year. 7 Endangered Species program A special Endangered Species Program on the Eastern Gray Timberwolf is planned at the Colden Rondelle Theater for 7:00 p.m., Thursday. Sept. 21 The program will feature a narrated slide presentation by Jim Rieder, President of Timberwolf Farms Foundation. lnc., which is located in Milwaukee. Rieder will diSCUSS the fascinating characteristics and potential doom of this legendary animal and the Current status of reintroduction efforts in WisconSin Twc four-month wolf cUbo, Cinnamon and Joshua.Will bf. on hand 10 aid ,n R, der, demonstration Also shown Will be It.. 101m "At the Crossroads, a t.nwl story of America's endanlf1t'd species where mOf~ than 1 species are conSidered to be In danger of extinction For more Information and reservations, contact th Ron~ delle at 554-2154 The prosram free and cpen 10 the pcbhc Math talk Friday "The 3 Crises In MathematiCs Logicism, Intuitionism and Formalism." is the title of a talk to be given at 3:~Opm In Classroom Building 107, Frldav, September 15, 1978 Presented by Professor of Mathematics, Ernst Snapper of Dartmouth College, the talk is geared 10 the undergraduate level It is aimed at clarifying and sity, as well as at Dartmouth College. e)(plalnlng some of t~ diSCI. plmes charaet fiSHes to nudr.nu traditionally "turned off b\' math, as well a 'hO><!alread Interested In It Sponsored b the Malh Ouciohne and Th C nl... for TeachlnK bcell nee, Ih program includes a coffee t 300pm tn Classroom 111 Professor Snapper rec Ived hiS Ph D from Pronceton and ha taught at Prmcetcn. MI,ml University and. Indiana UOl v er· • BOWLING ·BILLARDS • FOOSBALL • PINBALL • PING PONG CIIiId Care Center aid to student-parents Children ages 2 thru 6 are put into groups in . ays when they arrive at the Center. venous w II . of Although the youngsters are usua y In groups . s the two vear-olds are generally kept venous age, hei eed are a seperate from the older children. T elf n. s little different and the Center tries to give the~ s ecial care. The kids are also groupe~ by their interests P an s d killsI . "Although we don t do any . testing some of the teachers do their own surveys to find what interests each chil~," said Maureen Boudowle, director of the Center. f I that According to Boudowle, the ~e~t:r ee ~ooof h'ldren of this age group are in a CritICal per c I.. "h are in a needing stage and are very the" lives. T ey Th' h'losophy has impressionable," she added. h IS f~h~ UWP Child been a large factor In the growt 0 Care Center. . now and keeps The Center is in full swmg . h 'd W'th the help of sonne fund raisers suc expan I~g. I -one tournament last year, the as the Miller one-on h' that their services will ~ople at the center Op" "ty At this ~- . h h st of the URlvers, . grow along Wit t e re t take care of older time a possible p.ro~ram 0 children is in the th~k~n:a~::~Hall, the UWP Child Located lust sout 0. d iI from 7')0 a.m. to Care Center is oP"r~ttng ~~re the whole day or 5:30 p.m. Whether t e; :~~ find more than :n~ou:g~h~~~::::::::::::::::::::::::. just half, the younghs.;':[en to do th.JSe things with. to do and other c I r UNION RECREATION CENTER SIGN UP FOR FALL LEAGUES NOW .................... MOM.,T.Va. ................... pa'OAT • ................... • ATvaDAT • .................... • VMDAT. J ,sdaY September 13, 1978 ''"" poetry at UWP by John Stewart News Editor Hod g is a merary paper written, printed, and prod aed by a group of poets and writers from the k ar ucde community. Hodag is a collection of sI . . ms, . stories and graphics published here several , f ·ime each semester. Lindda Lascdohis a_ requent contributor of poetry to Ho ag an as ~1ven us an nterview about herself and her poetry, in an effort 0 pread the word about Hodag and attract others ~~try satisfies some vital needs for Linda. First it a method of expressing her feelings, perhaps the 1 important way of doing so open to her. ond it is a method for coping with emotions - either ;xtreme sadness or extreme happiness - Child Care Center never anything inbetween. Her poems express her moods, either very heavy or very light. Linda has to keep at her poetry, not necessarily to meet deadlines but to satisfy her inner feelings. Writing is vital to her. Linda has been writing since early high school where she wrote for her school paper. In fact, she wanted to write news originally and worked for the Milwaukee Sentinel. However, newspaper stories are usually hurried affairs and are rarely polished pieces of writing. News is also neither widely appreciated nor very long lasting. Therefore, Linda returned to her own writing. She feels that she has the time to polish and modify her own poems and stories and that therefore they are something to be proud of. However, she does not think that her newspaper experience was a waste. It taught her an important lesson; the importance of conciseness. Linda's poetry is almost always brief - 8-10 lines on the average. She feels that people should be presented with the essentials only. Nothing should stand between the reader and her work. All extraneous words are removed or condensed . He favorite writers, Emily Dickenson, E.E. Cummings and John Updike, Are all great masters, she feels, of vital, condensed, and precise poetry or prose. She admires E.E. Cummings and his visual arrangements, and like him, tries to make her poems pleasing to the eye. Like Emily Dickenson and John Updike, she attempts to make every word count, using maAy active verbs and "visual" words. Linda also writes satirical stories, which voice her opinions on different issues. Perhaps we many see one of these in the pages of the Ranger sometime. At the present, Linda continues to write and plans to contribute regularly to Hodag this year. aid to student-parents How many times have students tried to organize ¼a/rograrns and quit, discouraged and defeated? Y times there have been failures, but the I side Child Care Center isn't one of them. n 1971 · f I • a group of student-parents cried out or ~ They needed somewhere to bring their er~ ren While they attended classes . When their tablwent unanswered they banded together to Ish · ' t tha a~ independent day care center. 1 thet lime, the total enrollment was 14. Since 130 h center has grown to handle approximately c 1ldre TOda n Per week; 75 per day. are - ?• the Care Center's policies and programs in1t1ated b I rn"- Y parents students and facu ty Wark,n ~rs ~ h 0 ' ' . comprise its board of directors. Dt~Par g With registration and segregated fees, they den~ ~ blldget to include a trained staff of Ploy elp and other employees. Most of the l'llbe ees receive minimum wages for a set lllo1 ectr ~f hours per week. Like any other good W1th t· ~n~ k ,._ 1rnited funds the workers tend to wor '"•Oreh ' - All of ours than they're paid for. tow1n th e employees work hard to provide a g ex-· e fu n d ""nence for the children as well as a . t sh ~ring the day. Parents need not worry 1le th oving their kids away just to be babysat 1 idren e:te bu~y with classes. Although a few Cent g anxious the first day, most of them love er and don't like to leave. Children ages 2 thru 6 are put into groups in various ways when they arrive at . the Center Although the youngsters are usually m groups of variou . s ages the two year-olds are generally kept , h . eed seperate from the older children. T eir n . s are a little different and the Center tries to give the~ special care. The kids are also group~ by their interests . an d s k1 .lls "Although we don t do an · testing some of the teachers do their ~wn surve s to finci what interests each chil~," said Maureen Boudowle, director of the Center. I h t d Accor mg . to Boudowle the Center fees t a ' - . . I · 00 f children of this age group are _in a cnt1ca pen o h . lives. "They are in a needing stage_ and are very t e1r . ble " she added. This philosophy has 1mpress1ona , . th f the UWP Child been a large factor in the grow o Care Center. d k ps he Center is in full swing now a~ ee T. d w ·th the help- of some fund raisers such ex~~: ~ifl~r ~ne-on-one. tournamen_t last ~ear, t~~ as the center hope that their services w1_ people! at ·th the rest of the university. At this grow a ong ~ 1 to take care of older time a possible program children is !n th e th~ktia~~=~;~all, the UWP Child Located 1ust sout o_ ii from 7·JO a.m. to Care Center is operahtmg death~re the w·hole day or 0 Whether t ey ar h 5:3 p.m. t scan find more than enoug just half, the younghs.ledr to do th->se things with. to do and other c I ren Endangered Species program A special Endangered Species \m. Program on the Eastern Gra T Timberwolf 1s planned at the Golden Rondelle Theater for 7:00 pm, Thursday, Sept. 21. The program will feature a narrated slide presentation b Jim Rieder, President of Timberwolf Farms Foundation, Inc ., which i·s located in Milwaukee. Rieder will discus th fascinating characteristic and potential doom of this leg ndary animal and the current status of reintroduction efforts in WisconMath talk Friday "The 3 Crises m Mathematics Logic1sm, lntu1tionism and Formalism," is the title of a tal to be given at 3.JOpm 1n Clas - room Building 107, Frida , September 15, 1978 Presented by Professor of Mathematics, Ernst Snapper of Dartmouth College, the talk is geared to the undergraduate level It is aimed at clarifying and s1ty, as well as at Dartmouth College. UNION RECREATION CENTER • BOWLING •BILLA D •FOO BALL • PINBALL • PING PO G SIGN UP FO ALL 7 LEAGUE NOW ................... MON.,TNUa. 9:e•A.lll,, 1,11 • P.N, UDAT I•• P,M.,11 •• P ATUaOA 3:00·6:00 p.m. BEER 9 oz. .30 12 oz. .35 20oz.~ -~ Pitcher ~ '1.25 Soft lk'i & Wi s· Off EAOf ~ , ~~~ Th youloryour ,, patronao• stud Wednesday September 13,1978 Hispanic Fair in Kenosha - "Building Bridges" is the" theme for the Hispanic Fair to be held Saturday, September 16, at Civic Center Park, 10th Ave. and 56th St., from 10am to 4pm. According to two organizers, !Ida Thomas and Joe Salituro, the purpose of the event is "to celebrate our heritage, strength- At first inspection Rocky has en ties and express our gratitude all the ingredients'of a hit movie. to this land and the freedom we A bulk rate, soft hearted, Marlin enjoy." The fair will be Branda impersonator meets a sponsored by the South East shy, mouse-like, cast member of Ecumenical Spanish Ministry at The Godfather. Soon after -he the Christian Youth Center introduces her to his turtles (cuff (CYCl, the Kenosha Public and link) and takes her ice Museum and the Spanish Center. skating. They fall in love. Later Total activities will include arts he gets a call that he will be a and crafts, books; food, music, contender for the., heavyweight latin-American folk dancing, title and all is beautiful. Happens programs and pinatas. Any everyday. organization that wishes to set Of course we all know this is up a booth at the fair is just a movie, and since it's often welcome. hard to find happv endings in Mayor Paul Saftig will be a movies these days, we find that guest speaker, and several other it's a very uplifting and enjoyable politicians have been invited. movie. Thomas and Salituro are hoping Rocky takes on a certain that all people of Spanish refreshing uniqueness in expressdecent, as well as the rest of the r-.,..--------:~~==-:'='=~::::.,..-;;..-------+ community will become in- CLASSIFIED AD POLICY volved. "We hope to bring down barriers existing between the Anglo-Saxon and Spanish communities," Salituro said. Radio Script competition To help reestablish the tradition of audio theatre and to encourage Wisconsin writers, tlle Educational Communications Board is sponsoring a radio script writing competition this winter. The Educational Communications Board (ECB)operates the nine stations of the Wisconsin Educational Radio Network. Cash awards of $300, $200, and $100will be granted for the three best half-hour dramas submitted by Wisconsin residents. All scripts will be judged by experienced radio staff members from the ECB,WHA Radio, and Earplav, the nationally-known independent production center. The three Winning dramas will then be produced and broadcast on the Wisconsin Educational Radio Network in the summer of 1979. - All scripts must be submitted to ECBby January 31, 1979. The Educational Communications Board has prepared a free booklet that outlines the competition guidelines. It also includes helpful suggestions for writing radio scripts .. Those interested in participating may request the guidelinas by writing to: ECBPresents: The 1979RadioDramaAward Plays, 732North MidvaleBoulevard Madison, Wisconsin 53705 This is an excellent opportunity for Wisconsin playwrights to have their work judged, produced, and broadcast. So if you or someone you know has a writing talent and would like to compete, send for the guideline booklet today - and start creating. ing a Horatio Algier fantasy amidst the stark, Philadelphia backdrop. Sylvester Stallone is great as Rocky, a down and out, second-rate fighter who gets a once in a lifetime shot at the heavyweight title. Having also written the film, Stallone reveals a consummate knowledge of the sport of boxing as well as expressing virtuous underdog fortitude and the power of a love relationship with great sincerity. The remaining cast lends fine support to Stallone. The film is well directed with the final fight sequence one of the more exciting, fast moving frames of film to be seen on the screen. A movie worth pulling out your wallet for. . 1. COST A.) Student..staff - Free ttet 20 words) (Each aclditlonal10 words or less 25 cents) B.) Non-Student, Staff $1.00 (1st 20 words) (Each additIonal 10 words or less 50 cents) C.) All additional runs $1.00 2. Every attempt will be made to publish all submissions, but RANGER reserves the right to omltanyacl. 3. AU categories will receive preference over personals. 4. Deadline Is Thursday, 10 a.m. for pubncetrcn on the following Wednesday. 5. All classlfleds must be submitted on the green form, available In the RANGER office, WLLCD-139. FOR SALE Firewood: Face or full cords available. All oak. Call 1·539-2792 etter s p.m. or Saturday all day. . 1968 cnrvster station wagon; power ~verythlng; AM-FM stereo; air conditioning; In very good condition; S350 or best offer. Call 633-0873 alter 6:00 c.m. Trailer; two-wheel; 4 ft. x 7 tt.: Cargo or snowmobile. Phone051-8138. WANTED Needed desparately! Part-time babysitter for a. six-month baby. Mornings; approximately 7:15 a.m. to 12:45 p.rn. on Mon., 'ruee., Wed., and Fri. Call 859-2917 after 1 p.m. '.OST! Yellow Salmon Unlimited jacket. If ound, call 634-5898 or turn in at lost and o n d sk. INDEX 1. Forsale 2. Wanted 3. HousIng 4. Employment 5. Transportation 6. Personals . Help wanted. Janitorial work; weekdays before 9 a.m.; $3.40/hr. Call Tom Beres, M&I Bank for appointment. TRANSPORTATION Need ride. Willing to switch rides or pay. On northside of Racine (Hy. 31 and 38). Call Sue, 634-1682. Looking for good economy car for commuting. Please call Bob, 764-2637. """'Aide needed-Oak Creek area. Please call Bob, 764-2637. PERSONALS Friends of Italian culture will meet at Kenosha Public Museum, Sunday, Sept. 17 aI200.p:m. A group trip 10 visit the Pompeii 79 exhibit at Ihe Art Institute in Chicago is planned. Events Wednesday, Sept. 13 Brown Bag Lunch, 12 Noon in WLLC D174. Featuring Skuldttalking on math anxiety. The program is free and to the public. Thursday, Sept, 14 , . Women's Tennis at UW-Milwaukee (3 p.rn.) Friday, Sept, 15 Ernst Snapper; Dept. of Math, Dartmouth College; , Crises in Mathematics: Logicism, Intuitionism, Forma 3:30 p.m., CL 107. Sponsored by' Center For Te Excellence. Movie: "Rocky" will be shown at 8:00 p.m. in the Cinema Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.00 for students and $1.00 for guests. Sponsored by PAB. Women's Vollevball at DePaul Tournament, Chicago. Men's Golf at Oshkosh Invitational (9:30 a.m.) Saturday, Sept, 16 Women's Volleyball at Def'aul, Chicago. ' Men's Cross-Country vs. Univ. of Ill-Chicago Circle (11: Men's Soccer vs , Northern Illinois (2:00 Women's Tennis vs. UW-Stout (1:00 p.m.) , Sunday, Sept, 17 Men's Golf at Eau Claire Invitational (10:30 a.m.) Movie: "Rocky" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in Union Ci Picnic: Sanders Park, area #2. $1.00 for adults, SOcfor c Call ext. 2008 for information. Sponsored by Adult Assn. Wednesday,Sept,20 Coffeehouse: Featuring George Fischoff in p.m. Free. Sponsored by PAB. Poetry Reading: Gwendolyn Brooks, 8 p.m., Union Theatre. Admission Will,be charged. Sponsored by PA I Pab Film Series Presents Fri., Sept. 15 • 8:00 p.m. Sun., Sept. 17 - 7100 p.m. $1.00 Union Cinema Theatre PARKSIDE UNION BREAKFAST SPECIALS DAILY IN THE_DINNING ROOM Beginning Monday Sept. 18 gge MONDAY EARLY RISER Toasted English'Muffin topped with 'a fresh egg, 2 shces of Canadian Bacon, American cheese: served with jelly and deep-fried American fried potatoes - regularly $1.24. THURSDAY FRIED EGGS 2. eggs f;ied to order in butler, served with cholca of bacon or sausage; toast and jelly regularly $1.15. FRIDAY FRENCH TOAST [JUMBO CUT] 2 slices of "Texas Style" French toast served w!th choice of •bacon or sausage _regularly $1.15. (Canadian Bacon - 20 cents extra) TUESDAY SCRAMBLED EGGS ~ eggs s~rambled In butler, served with choice $~.l~acon or sausage, toast and jelly - regularly WEDNESDAY PANCAKES - STACK,OF l'hree, served Withchoice of •bacon regularly $1.15.' or sausage Wednesday September 13, 1978 Hispanic Fair Events in _Kenosha · " Bu i lding Bridges" is the theme for the Hispanic Fair to be held Saturday, September 16, at Civic Center Park, 10th Ave. and 56th St., from 10am to 4pm . According to two orgal'\izers, Ilda Thomas and Joe Salituro, the purpose of the event is "to celebrate our heritage, strengthen ties and express our gratitude to this land and the freedom we enjoy ." The fair wi II be sponsored by the South East Ecumenical Spanish Ministry at the Christian Youth Center (CYC), the Kenosha Public Museum and the Spanish Center. Total activities will include arts and crafts, books; food, music, Latin-American folk dancing, programs and pinatas . Any organization that wishes to set up a booth at the fair is welcome. Mayor Paul Saftig will be a guest speaker, and several other politicians have been invited. Thomas and Salituro are hoping that all people of Spanish At first inspection Rocky has all the ingredients of a hit movie. A bulk rate, soft hearted, Marlin Brando impersonator meets a shy, mouse-like, cast member of The Godfather. Soon after he introduces her to his turtles (cuff and link) and takes her ice skating. They fall in love. Later he gets a call that he will be a contender for the heavyweight title and all is beautiful. Happens everyday. Of course we all know this is just a movie, and since it's often hard to find happy endings in movies these days, we find that it's a very uplifting and enjoyable movie. Rocky takes on a certain refreshing uniqueness in expressing a Horatio Algier fantasy amidst the stark, Philadelphia backdrop. Sylvester' Stallone is great as Rocky, a down and out, second-rate fighter who gets a once in a lifetime shot at the heavyweight title. Having also written the film, Stallone reveals a consummate knowledge of the sport of boxing as well as expressing virtuous underdog fortitude and the power of a love relationship with great sincerity. The remaining cast lends fine support to Stallone. The film is well directed with the final fight sequence one of the more exciting, fast moving frames of film to be seen on the screen. A movie worth pulling out your wallet for. Wednesday,Sept. 13 Brown Bag Lunch, 12 Noon in WLLC D174. Featuring K Skuldt talking on mdth anxiety . The program is free and to the public . Thursday, Sept. 14 Wome~'s Tennis at UW-Milwaukee (3 p .m .) Friday, Sept. 15 Ernst Snapper; Dept. of Math, Dartmouth College; " Crises in Mathematics: Logicism, lntuitionism, Formali 3:30 p .m., CL 107 . Sponsored by Center For Tea Excellence . Movie: "Rocky" will be shown at 8 :00 p .m. in the U Cinema Theatre. Admission at the door is $1 .00 for students and $1.00 for guests. Sponsored by PAB. Women's Volleyball at DePaul Tournament, Chicago. Men's Golf at Oshkosh Invitational (9:30 a .m.) Saturday, Sept. 16 Women's Volleyball at DePaul, Chicago. Men's Cross-Country vs. Univ. of Ill-Chicago Circle (1 1:00a Men's Soccer vs. Northern Illinois (2:00 p. Women's Tennis vs . UW-Stout (1:00 p.m .) Sunday, Sept. 17 Men's Golf at Eau Claire Invitational (10:30 a.m .) Movie: "Rocky" will be repeated at 7 :30 p.m. in Union Cin Picnic: Sanders Park, area #2. $1.00 for adults, 50c for chi Call ext. 2008 for information. Sponsored by Adult St Assn . decent, as well as the rest of the r-------------------.;.. _______ L, community will become in- CLASSIFIED AD POLICY Wednesday,Sept.20 Coffeehouse: Featuring George Fischoff in volved. "We hope to bring down barriers existing between the Anglo-Saxon and Spanish communities," Sal ituro said. Radio Script competition · To help reestablish the tradition of audio theatre and to encourage Wisconsin writers- the Educational Communications Board is sponsoring a radio script writing competition this winter. The Educational Communications Board (ECB) operates the nine stations of the Wisconsin Educational Radio Network. Cash awards of $300, $200, and $100 will be granted for the three best half-hour dramas submitted by Wisconsin residents. All scripts will be judged by experienced radio staff members from the ECB, WHA Radio, and Earplay, the nationally-known independent production center. The three winning dramas will then be produced and broadcast on the Wisconsin Educational Radio Network in the summer of 1979. All scripts must be submitted to ECB by January 31, 1979. The Educational Communications Board has prepared a free booklet that out Ii nes the competition guidelines. It also includes helpful suggestions for writing radio scripts .. Those interested in participating may request the guidelines by writing to: ECB Presents : The 1979 Radio Drama Award Plays, 732 North Midvale Boulevard Madison, Wisconsin 53705 . This is an excellent opportunity for Wisconsin playwrights to have their work judged, produced, and broadcast. So if you or someone you know has a writing talent and would like to compete, send for the guideline booklet today - and start creating. 1. COST A.) Student-Staff - Free (1st 20 words) (Each additional 1 O words or less 25 cants) B.) Non-Student, Staff $1.00 (1st 20 words) (Each additional 1 O words or less 50 cants) C.) All additional runs $1.00 2. Every attempt will be made to publish all submissions, but RANOER reserves the right to omit any ad. 3. All categories will receive preference over personals. 4. Deadline Is Thursday, 1 o a. m. for publication on the following Wednesday. 5. All classifieds must be submitted on the green form, available In the RANOER office WLLC 0-139. ' INDEX 1. Forsale 2. Wanted 3. Housing 4. Employment 5. Transportation 6. Personals FOR SALE Firewood : Face or full cords available. All oak. Call 1-539-2792 afters p.m. or Saturday all day. . 1968 Chrysler station wagon ; power everything; AM-FM stereo; air conditioning; in very good condition; $350 or best offer. Call 633-0873 after 6 :00 p.m. Trailer; two-wheel ; 4 ft. x 7 ft.; Cargo or snowmobile. Phone o5Hl138. WANTED Needed desparately! Part-time babysitter for a six-month baby . Mornings · approximately 7:15 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. 0 ~ Mon., Tues. , Wed., and Fri. Call 859-2917 after1 p.m. '.OST! Yellow Salmon Unlimited jacket. If ound , call 634-5898 or turn in at lost and ::> n desk. Help wanted. Janitorial work ; weekdays before 9 a.m.; $3.40/hr. Call Tom Beres M&I Bank for appointment. ' TRANSPORTATION Need ride. Willing to switch rides or pay. On northside of Racine (Hy. 31 and 38). Call Sue, 634-1682. Looking for good economy car for commuting. Please call Bob, 764-2637. ~ide needed-Oak Creek area. Please call Bob, 764-2637. PERSONALS Friends of Italian culture will meet at Kenosha Public Museum, Sunday, Sept. 17 at 2:00_p:m. A group trip to visit the Pompeii 79 exh1b1t at the Art Institute in Chicago is planned . p .m . Free. Sponsored by PAB. Poetry Reading: Gwendolyn Brooks, 8 p .m., Union Ci Theatre. Admission will be charged. Sponsored by PAB. Fri., Sept. 15 - 8:00 p.m. Sun., Sept. 17 - 7 :00 p.m. $1.00 Union Cinema Theatre PARKSIDE UNION BREAKFAST SPECIALS DAILY IN THE DINNING ROOM Beginning Monday Sept. 18 MONDAY -EARLY RISER Toasted _English ' Muffin topped with ·a fresh egg, 2 slices of Canadian Bacon, American c~eese; served with jelly and deep-fried American fried potatoes - regularly $1.24. TUESDAY SCRAMBLED EGGS . ~ eggs ss;rambled in butter, served with choice $i.l~~con or sausage, toast and jelly - regularly WEDNESDAY PANCAKES - STACK OF rhree, served with choice of •bacon . regularly $1.15. r or sausage 99c THURSDAY FRIED EGGS 2. eggs f,:ied to order in butter, served with choice of bacon or sausage,. toast and jelly regularly $1. 15. FRID_AY FRENCH TOAST [JUMBO CUT] ~ shce~ of "Texas Style" French toast served w!t{~ choi~e of ·bacon or sausage - regularly $1. 15. ana~ian Bacon - 20 cents extra) Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 7, issue 2, September 13, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~B TOPAY'.s MY FIRST DAY IN CDLJ..£GE !IND Tf/£ OEt,uT OF /1',I I\J£~5o!T! {~ D er ; Wednesday September 6, 1978 ·New Faces on Campus "Ifbe running for the first three weeks of September in order to New Faces is a feature t~at the RI ange~ ~I if ecruited this summer, to the University. introduce the new Parkslde facu tv an 5 a r John Longeway by Mollie Clarke Staff Writer Have you ever found yourself pulling out your hale, when someone made an atrocious statement like "the world doesn't really exist" or "everything you see is' only a projection of yourself?" According to John Longeway, a new professor of Philosophy at Parkside this year, you may not have thought of any good arguments against such theories because you may lack bas,is understanding about knowledge in general. He stated, "Any philosophy which changes your prephilosophical (ordinary) beliefs beyond recognition has to be wrong." The reason philosophers consider these ideas is. to "advance our understanding of why we shouldn't believe in them." This fall he will be teaching Philosophy 110 (Critical Thinking) and Philosophy 300 (History of Philosophy: Ancient). Longeway's courses will deal with practical subjects such as what is right and good, everyday decision making (ie. career, choice), and different tvpes of reasoning. He believes one should "use concrete and everyday examples to test philosophical theories." Longeway feels that Phi 10- sophy is an excellent background for all students because it teaches people "how to, think more than any other field." But he doesn't advise students to become philosophers unlessthey are extremely talented, because the field is hard to "break Into." Longeway feels a person doesn't have an education unless he has examined fundamental questions such as what is the nature of knowledge and what are his values. Professor Longeway received his B.A., M.A., and Ph.D. from Cornell University. James Maguire """ RANGER Is written and edited by students of U.W. Parkslde and they are solely responsible for its editorial polley and content. Published every Wednesday during the a~ademic year, except during breaks and holidays,\RANGER is printed by Zion Publishing Company,Zion, IIllndls. Written permission Is required for reprint of any portion of RANGERcontent. All correspondence should be addressed to ParksIde Ranger, U.W. Parkslde, WLLC 0.139, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141. EDITOR...................•.•• J•• , Mike Murphy GENERAL MANAGER Jon Flenagan AD MANAGER Chrto Millar NEWS EDITOR John Stewart FEATURE EDITOR Sue St.. ano SPORTS EDITORS Doug Edenhauo.. Dave Cremer COPY EDITOR KJm Putman FACULTY ADVISOR ' AI Rubin REPORTING STAFF Laura Blanco, Carolyn Sreeclano, Cathy Brownl .. , Mollie Clarka, Mickie Kroll, Joclnda Martin, Kathy Pete.. , Jell Steven., John Cramer. ' PHOTO Gary Adel.en:Suaan Caldwell. Oenl.e D'Acqulsto GRAPHICS Craig Dvorak, Rob Miller letters~o !he Editor will be accepted for publication if they a~etypewntten, double spaced with one inch margins and signed by the author. A telephone number must be included for ~urp.osesof verification. Names will be withheld from ~ubllcatlon, when valid reasonsaregiven. RAN.GERreserves the right to edit letters and refuse publIcation to letters with defamatory or unsuitable content. Allbl~at.erial must be received by Thursday noon for "U Icatlon on the fOllowingWednesday. by Mollie Clarke Staff Writer One of James Maguire'S main objectives as the newly appointed head of the Media Services Division of the Library Learning Center is to assist faculty in the development of instructional media. He feels that teachers should neither fear "hardware oriented instructional technology" nor believe that media "dehumanizes instruction." On the contrary. Maguire states that "instructors, through . the proper use of media, can 'create a total learning environment one jn which instruction is made more individualized and personalized. Maguire comes to Parkside with both a B.5. in Industria! Education (Graphic Arts and Photography) and a M.s. in Audio-Visual Communications from U.W.-Stou!. He has taught photography at Gateway Technical Institute in Racine and at U.W.-Stou!. He has also taught Craph!c Arts and photography at Austin High Schoal in Austin, Minnesota. I n addition to teaching, Maguire worked for the news-film department of NBC News and has been a photographer and Feature Correspondent for the Saint Paul ./ Pioneer Press in St. Paul, Minnesota. Hewas most recently employed by the Racine Unified School District, Instructional Media Center, as a Teleyision ' Utilization Speciaf ist and a PIPE-TV. Project Coordinator. One of the main goals of PIPE-T.V. (Project Industrial Preparation Employment) is "to improve Industrial Education instruction at the. junior. high level for academically disadvantaged. students 'who are mainstreamed into Industrial Educatio,n classes." Maguire advises students interested in media to work. in "job related situations" and to publish their .ideas., He himself has published articles in current periodicals including, Audio Visual Instruction, 3M, and the Mu/ti./mages Journal. Larry Kruckman by Joh" Cramer Staff Writer Professor Larry Kruckman Sociology.Anthropology, holds ~ PhD from Southern. IllinOis University. Having travelled Widely not only in this country but all over the world, Professor Kruckman has published articles detailing his studies of the Aleuts of Hudson Bay, and the peoples of Puerto Rico and the Columbian Andes. He has just returned most recently, from Cuam where he was inVited to do a feasability study on .the --. IIiIIIiiiiiii ~~ possibility of locating archeological sites with remote sensing techniques. Remote sensing involves high-altitude photography to identify any unusual ground configurations. Professor Kruckman's experience with these techniques of locating ancient burial grounds, agricultural sites and the like, made his services very desirable for this project. While he was there, he also helped organize five lecture! works hops on the need for cultural anthropology in Guam. However, Professor Kruckman, a native of Wisconsin, is also interested in the rural parts of our own state. Perhaps we can keep at homefor awhile. /" Evelyn Hui by Mollie Clark Staff Writer A-fter teaching seventh grade English in Hong Kong for a year, Evelyn Hui, the new Graphic! Photo Specialist in Media Services, decided to come to the United States in 1971 to further _her education and to learn new techniques of teaching with media. She states that in' teaching professors should . "explore all possibilities," experim'enting with different media resources. She believes' media facilities learning because visual presentations are easier to remember and provide "Front row viewing." She also points out that with projecting materials (films, slides etc.) Students can' study at their own pace and review material th-ey did not understand the first time through Ms. Hui received her B.A. in English with a minor in education from the National" Tawain University at Taipei, Republic of China. She earned her M.S. in Instructional Systems Technology and a Specialist Degree i~ Instructional Systems Technology with a 'minor in Library Science (Radio and Television] from Indiana Uni~ersity at Bloqmington, Indiana. She has been' both a Graduate Assistant and Deyelopment. Associate at Indiana University. As a Development Associate for the office of Instructional Services and Development, Ms. Hui prepared audio-visual lab materials for the teacher education program .. She was most recently employed as a Media Specialist continued on pg. 12 2 Here we see thE. +ypica\ l'",.ks' freshmen o.-t his-vOlt a.~\TIl't o.-t reSistnr +ion. P.S.G.A. by Rusty Smith Although summer offic lasts until September 21st always seems to end with old registration week and realization 'that it's time to the books and get down business again. Yikes! I hope you all had enjoyable summer. On behal the ~rkside Student Go ment Association (PSGAj, would like to say "Welcome, "Welcome back", which ever case may be. In case you're not farni with us, P.S.G.A. consists of President and Vice Presiden the student body, and Sen representing each division well as the student body at I We also have representatives the University committees w deal with nearly every aspeel campus life. ·We are your representati As such we are anxious to from you. We need to k what's on your mind and you feel about things in ord do an effective job. Our office is located in l Main Place next to the Bu Shop, please feel free to stop and get acquainted. If yOU any problems Or suggestions are most eager to be assistance in any possible waY· I don't know how many of are aware of it, but several ago the Wargamers held national convention. here Parkside. It is a benefit to entire campus when organl tions sponsor any type activity. I commend their e Other groups such as Cooperative services Colle<: and the Vets Club have sponsored fund raising activ in the past, and it is understandrng that they pia continue. I sincerely hope , organizations will consl taking steps in this dire when planning this Y activities. . J . G';od luck! I hope you all h a 'happy and product semester. 2 Wednesday September 6, 1978 .New Faces on Campus ·ir be running for the first three weeks of September in order to New Faces is a feature t~at the RI ange~ ~' ff ecruited this summer, to the University. introduce the new Parkside facu ty an s a r John Longeway by Mollie Clarke Staff Writer Have you ever found yourself pulling out your haii:__ when someone made an atrocious statement like "the world doesn't really exist" or "everything you see is only a projection of yourself?" According to John Longeway, a new professor of Philosophy at Parkside this year, you may not have thought of any good arguments against such theories because you may lack basic understanding about knowledge in general. He stated, "Any philosophy which changes your prephilosophical (ordinary) beliefs beyond recognition has to be wrong." The reason philosophers consider these ideas is to "advance our understanding of why we shouldn't believe in them." This fall he will be teaching Philosophy 110 (Critical Thinking) and Philosophy 300 (History of Philosophy: Ancient). Longeway's courses will deal with practical subjects such as what is right and g~od, everyday decision making (i.e. career choice), and different types of reasoning. He believes one should "use concrete and everyday examples to test philosophical theories." Longeway feels that Philosophy is an exc1::llent background for all students because it teaches people "how to_ think more than any other field." But he doesn't advise students to become philosophers unless they are extremely talented, because the field is hard to "break into." Longeway feels a person doesn't have an education unless he has examined fundamental questions such as what is the nature of knowledge and what are his values. Professor Longeway received his BA, M.A., and Ph.D. from Cornell University. James Maguire RANGER Is written and edited by students of U.W. Parkside and they are solely responsible for Its editorial policy and content. Published every Wednesday during the academic year, except during breaks and holidays, RANGER Is printed by Zion Publishing Company, Zion, lllindls. Written permission Is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER content. All correspondence should be addressed to Parkside Ranger, U.W. Parkside, WLLC D-139, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141. · EDITOR . ...................... 1 •••••••••••• Mike Murphy GENERAL MANAGER ...................... Jon Flanagan AD MANAGER .............................. Chris MIiier NEWS EDITOR ................. . .......... John Stewart FEATURE EDITOR ....................... . .. Sue Stevens SPORTS EDITORS .... .. . . . . . . ......... Doug Edenhauser Dave Cramer COPY EDITOR ............................. Kim Putman FACULTY ADVISOR . ... . .................... : ... Al Rubin REPORTING STAFF Laura Blanco, Carolyn Bresclano, Cathy Brownlee, Mollle Clarke, Mickle Kroll, Joclnda Martin, Kathy Peters, Jeff Stevens, John Cramer. ' . PHOTO Gary Adelsen;susan Caldwell, Denise D'Acqulsto GRAPHICS Craig Dvorak, Rob MIiier Letters to ~he Editor will be accepted for publication if they a~e typewritten, double spaced with one inch margins and signed by the author. A telephone number must be included for ~urp_oses of verification. Names will be withheld from ~ubllcat1on, when valid reasons are given. . RAN_GE~ reserves the right to edit letters and refuse publication to letters with defamatory or unsuitable content. All '."at~rial must be received by Thursday noon for publication on the following Wednesday. - by Mollie Clarke Staff Writer One of James Maguire's main objectives as the newly appointed head of the Media Services Division of the Library Learning Center is to assist faculty in the development of instructional media. He feels that teachers should neither fear "hardware oriented instructional technology" nor believe that media "dehumanizes instruction." On the contrary. Maguire states that "instructors, through the proper use of media, can •create a total learning environment one jn which instruction is made more individualized and personalized. Maguire comes to Parkside with both a B.S. in Industrial Education (Graphic Arts and Photography) and a M .S. in Audio-Visual Communications from U .W .-Stout. He has taught photography at Gateway Technical Institute in Racine and at U.W.-Stout. He has also taught Gr_aphic Arts and photography at Austin High School in Austin, Minnesota. In addition to teaching, Maguire worked for the news-film department of NBC News and has been a photographer and Feature Correspondent for the Saint Paul ,, Pioneer Press in St. Paul, Minnesota. He was most recently employed by the Racine ,Unified School District, Instructional Media Center, as a Television Ut'ilization Specialist and a PIPE-TV. Project Coordinator. One of the main goals of PIPE-T.V. (Project Industrial Preparation Employment) is "to improve Industrial Education instruction at the junior. high level for academically disadvantaged . students ·who are mainstreamed into Industrial Educatio,n classes." Maguire advises students interested in media to work in "job related situations" and to publish their ideas .. He himself has published articles in current periodicals including, Audio Visual Instruction, 3M, and the Multi-Images Journal. Larry Kruckman by John Cramer Staff Writer possibility of locating archeological sites with remote sensing techniques. Remote sensing involves high-altitude photography to identify any unusual ground configurations. Professor Kruckman's experience with these techniques of locating ancient burial grounds, agricultural sites and the like made his services very desirable for this project. While he was there, he also helped . organize five lecture/ workshops on the need for cultural anthropology in Guam, Howev~r, Professor Kruckman, a native of Wisconsin, is also interested in the rural parts of our own state. Perhaps we can keep at home for a while. ,, Evelyn Hui by Mollie Clark Staff Writer After teaching seventh grade English in Hong Kong for a year, Evelyn Hui, the new Graphic/ Photo Specialist in Media Services, decided to come to the United States in 1971 to further her education and to learn new techniques of teaching with media. She states that in · teaching professors should "explore all possibilities," experimenting with different media resources. She believes · media facilities learning because visual presentations are easier to remember and provide "Front row viewing." She also points out that with projecting materials (films, slides etc.) Students can study at their own pace and review material · tl}ey did not understand the first time thfough Here we see the +ypic.a\ P~rksi<Je f'reshme\\ <l.-t his -fi~ o.~ TT\'P t o.-t r-e Si strQ- ti on . . P.S.G.A. . ' ~ti ~ c,0 . by Rusty Smith Although summer offic' lasts until September 21st, always seems to end with old registration week and realization that it's time to the books and get down business again. Yikes! I hope you all had enjoyable summer. On behalf the ~rkside Student Gov ment Association (PSGA), would like to say "Welcome", "Welcome back", which ever case may be. In case you're not famil' with us, P.S.G.A. consists of President and Vice President the student body, and Sena representing each division · wel I as the student body at I We also have representatives the University committees whi deal with nearly every aspect campus life. -We are your representati As such we are anxious to from you. We need to k what's on your mind and you feel about things in order do an effective job. Our office is located in L Main Place next to the Bu Shop, please feel free to stop and get acquainted. If you any problems or suggestions are most eager to be assistance in any possible wav1 don't know how many of are aware of it, but several w ago the Wargamers held national convention . here Parkside. It is a benefit to entire campus when organi tions sponsor any type activity. I commend their eff Other groups such as . Professor Larry Kruckman Sociology-Anthropology, holds~ PhD from Southern . Illinois , University. Having travelled widely not only in this country but all over the world, Professor Kruckman has published articles detailing his studies of the Aleuts of _Hudson Bay, and the peoples - of . Puerto Rico and the, Columbian Andes. He has just returned most recently from Guam where he was invited to do a feasability/ study oh .the Ms. Hui received her B.A. in English with a minor in education from the National Tawain Unfversity at Taipei, Republic of China. She earned her M.S. in Instructional Systems Technology and a Specialist Degree in Instructional Systems Technology with a ·minor in Library Science (Radio and Television) from Indiana Uni~ersity at Blo~mington, Indiana. She has been both a Graduate Assistant and Development · Associate at Indiana University. As a Development Associate for the office of Instructional Services and Development, Ms. · Hui prepared audio-visual lab materials for the teacher education program . . Cooperative services ColleC and the Vets Club have sponsored fund raising ac;tivi in the past, and it is understanding that they plan continue. I sincerely hope 0.d organizations will cons1. taking steps in this directi when planning this ye activitie·s. · G~od luck! I hope you all h~ She was most recently employed as a Media Specialist continued on pg. 12 a happy and producll · semester. ednesday September 6, 1978 ilia ukee Neils casing, which is coated with a brilliant red artificial coloring and cooked. The light tan mixture darkens during cooking due to the heat and the action of sodium nitrate and nitrite. Additives like sodium erythorbate, sodium ascorbate and sodium acid pyrophosphate speeds the development of color. - The incentive to incorporate so much fat has . been twofold by the manufacturer of processed meats. Very lean franks are somewhat tough when cooked. Increasing fat makes the product more tender and improves palatability. It also, coincidentally, drastically reduces production costs. The law requires a 30% maximum fat content, demanded by consumers. Frankfurters may contain 30% fat, 10% water, 31/2% extenders or binders (starch, soy flour, dried milk, etc.) seasonings and curing agents. The average hot dog contains about 28% fat and 12% protein. This means 80% of the calories come from fat. So, if you are going to buy them, look for maximum protein and minimum fat. Another fact to remember about hot dogs when purchasing them is that all meat doesn't mean nothing but meat. All meat franks can contain 10% water and 5% other' ingredients like spices, flavorings and chemicals. The meat they consist of is usually muscle tissue from cattle, pigs, and chickens with up to 30% of their natural amount of fat. Some use pork stomachs, unskinned pork jowls, pork sahvarvglands lymph nodes and fat (cheek) pork spleens, and isolated "soy protein. Thus, 45% of all meat franks may be fat, water and additives. All beef only means the same percentage is derived from beef animals only. ~ According to a USDA publication, The Yearbook of ~griculture, processed meat items use Utility, continued on Pfl. 5 o Fickle Franks Friends of the Co-op Hot dogs, processed breakfast meats and sausage re not only a gift to our gastronomy, but' our ntelligence from an advanced technology that ppears concerned with neither. A trip through the packinghouse reveals-the meat hat goes into hot dogs and bologna consists ntirely of fat trimmed from hams and chops; the nly red meat being bits that were accidentally ttached to large pieces of fat. The low protein content of such meat is often osted slightly by the addition of dry milk or soy lour. After the ingredients are pulverized and mulsified, the mixture of fat, water, protein, and dditives has the consistency of mud and the color f bread dough. This emulsion is then forced into a Grads Do Well A survey of 1976-77 graduates of UW-Parkside shows that 96.5 percent are employed, continuing their educations or not in the job market, while 3.5 percent (15 persons) are unemployed. Responses were received from 423 of the 519 graduates. Of the 96.5 percent, 82.1 percent (335) reported that they were employed, 13.9 percent (57) said they were ...continuing their educations and 4 percent (16) said they were not seeking employment. The 161 respondents who had majored in career-oriented fields reported a slight1y lower unemployment record (3 percent) than the 262 who had majored in liberal arts fields (3.8 percent). Career fields are identified in the survey as business management, labor economics, applied science and engineering technology and medical technology. Liberal arts graduates were much more likely than careerfield majors to continue their educations rather than enter the 3 NQTura.\ \.Y .four out orr ~,ve do.sSE!S are .fill<od.N~t he. tr:,e.s hIS second ~ six o\-h!.'I'o.te.scheelules h... ho.s f'r<apC>t"'Qd. work force immediately, 18.7 percent (47) to 6.4 percent (10). They were also more likely than career-field majors not to be seeking employment, 6 percent (15) to one-half of one percent (1 student). 'lite Catnplqj. Outfittef8 We are expanding and adding new merchandise and services far your convenience. Everything you could possibly need for getting through your college adventure. Just stop down at the Bookstore to check our vast supplies and put together your own campus survival kit. UWParkside Bookstore Mon.-Thur. Friday Saturday Hours: 9:00 A.M. - 7:00 P.M. 9:00 A.M. - 7:00 P.M. .0:00 A.M. - .:00 P.M. tednesday September 6, 1978 Fickle Franks Friends of the Co-op e s \ Pi Hot dogs, processed breakfast meats and sausage ~lfiare not only a gift to our gastronomy, but ·our S,intelligence from an advanced technology that re~i: appears concerned with neither. A trip through the packinghouse reveals-the meat that goes into hot dogs and bologna consists entirely of fat trimmed from hams and chops; the only red meat being bits that were accidentally attached to large pieces of fat. · / The low protein content of such meat is often ~ boosted slightly by the addition of dry milk or soy flour. After the ingredients are pulverized and emulsified, the mixture of fat, water, protein, and additives has the consistency of mud and the color of bread dough. This emulsion is then forced into a CR!nger casing, which is coated with a brilliant red artificial coloring and cooked. The light tan mixture darkens during cooking due to the heat and the action of sodium nitrate and nitrite. Additives like sodium erythorbate, sodium ascorbate and sodium acid pyrophosphate speeds the development of color. The incentive to incorporate so much fat has been twofold by the manufacturer of processed meats . Very lean franks are somewhat tough when cooked. Increasing fat makes the product more tender and improves palatability. It also, coincidentally, drastically reduces production costs. The law requires a 30% maximum fat content, demanded by consumers . Frankfurters may contain 30% fat, 10% water, 3½% extenders or binders (starch, soy flour, dried milk, etc .) seasonings and curing agents. The average hot dog contains about 28% fat and '12% protein. This means 80% of the calor.ies come from fat. So, if you are gohg to buy them, look for maximum protein and minimum fat. Another fact to remember about hot dogs when purchasing them is that all meat doesn't mean nothing but meat. All meat franks can contain 10% water and 5% other ingredients like spices, flavorings and chemicals. The meat they consist of is usually muscle tissue from cattle, pigs, and chickens with up to 30% of their natural amount of fat. Some use pork stomachs, unskinned pork jowls, pork salivary glands, lymph nodes and fat (cheek) pork spleens, and isolated ·soy protein. Thus, 45% of all meat franks may be fat, water and additives . All beef only means the same percentage is derived from beef animals only. ' According to a USDA publication, The Yearbook of ~griculture, processed meat items use Utility, continued on pg. 5 Grads Do Well A survey of 1976-77 graduates of UW-Parkside shows that 96.5 percent are employed, continuing their educations or not in the job market, while 3.5 percent (15 persons) are unemployed. Responses were received from 423 of the 5·19 graduates . Of the 96.5 percent, 82.1 percent (335) reported that they were employed, 13.9 percent (57) said they were , continuing their educations and 4 percent (16) said they were not seeking employment. The 161 refpondents who had majored in career-oriented fields reported a slight1y lower unemployment record (3 percent) than the 262 who had majored in liberal arts fields (3.8 percent). Career fields are identified in the survey as business management, labor economics, applied science and engineering technology and medical technology. Liberal arts graduates were much more likely than careerfield majors to continue their educations rather than enter the 3 NClTuro.\ \_y -fovr ovt cir ~ive c.\<455(2S are -filled. N~+ he. ~'i~s n\s second drsix o\~,n~te schedu\es h<a rio.s pr-<2- pC\r-Q.d. work force immediately, 18.7 percent (47) to 6.4 percent (10). They were also more likely than career-field majors not to be seeking employment, 6 percent (15) to one-half of one percent (1 student). ith r t ber. '11t,e Camp113 OutfitterS t ft isll esiir le' ivisi, ya! tain ees as~ i I i . \ \ We are expanding and adding new merchandise and services for your convenience. Everything you could possibly need for getting through your college adventure. Just stop down at the Bookstore to check our vast supplies and put together your own campus survival kit. UW Parkside Bookstore Hours: Mon.-Thur. 9:00 A.M. -7:00 P.M. Friday 9:00 A.M. - 7:00 P.M. Saturday 10:00 A.M. - 1:00 P.M. Wednesday September 6, 1978 Convocation J 978: Awards and. Address Prof. John Storrett byJohnStewart News Editor In the midst of the registration hubbub last Friday, a Convocation 1978 or annual assembly of staff, faculty and administration was held in the Union Cinema. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin gave his annual "state of the campus" address and presented four Distinguished Service Awards for' teaching and community outreach to faculty, Perhaps most interesting for students, the 1977-78 Teaching Awards were presented by Chancellor Guskin to Professors Chong-maw Chen, of life Science, andjohn C. Starrett of Business Management. Each fall a student committee representing each department on campus, gathers student nominations tor the teaching awards and then goes about narrowing down the field of candidates on the basis of interviews with professors and their students, and observations of the professors in class. Finallv, a list of about six nominees are sent to a student/faculty sub-committee to make..the final decisions. According to the presentation statements made at the Convocation, Professor Chen has a rare talent for lecturing. He makes his lectures very clear, concise, and organized, while at the same time keeping the class atmosphere light and open to discussion and questions. Professor Starrett, while a demanding teacher, inspires his students to work on material outside of the ordinary class readings and assignments. He is also sensitive to the needs of each individual student. The Teaching Awards are $500 each for Professor Chen and Professor Starrett. Chancellor Cuskin's address did not concentrate on the past or plans for the future but stressed the present qualities that make Parkside a fine institution for both faculty and students. When it comes to universities and teaching in general, large classes are to be avoided. It is only possible at a smaller school like Parkside to have a large amount of productive contact between the students and their instructors. ' Guskin said that a small sized university is an assett and n~t a limitation and thus should attract students and faculty to Parkside. Furthermore since Parkside has only undergraduates, our faculty must uti1iz~ undergraduates to help \them do their r~search. Chancellor Guskin said, "This ai"dsthe faculty member and gives o~r students first hand research experience not available to undergraduate students at large universities." Otto F. Bauer, Professor of CommunicationS. and John D. Buenk.er, Professor of History, were also presented with Distinguished Service Awards of $250 each for their community outreach activities. Selected by,a faculty committee in consulation with" the chanc}ellor, the awards arepresented to faculty who demonstrate outstanding involvement and interest in the life of the surrounding communities. Professor Bauer was a member of the committee which spearheaded the recent successful referendum for a new high school in Kenosha, and has served on many organizations including the Kenosha and Racine United Ways, the Kenosha Museum and Library, and numerous other civic, religious, and educational organizations. Professor Buenker over the past two years has played an important part in arranging the popular series-of ethnic workshops sponsored by the Center for Multicultural Studies and various community groups. These workshops were designed to demonstrate the rich and diverse immigrant heritage of South-Eastern Wisconsin. Furthermore, Professor Buenker has contributed chapters on immigration and ethnicity to the Bicenntennial history books published for Racine and Kenosha Counties. / 4 Here we. a~f" SIX -fvl tries. , ,~ Chancellor Presents Prof. Chen '!'lith his award -, Business Management Students The. Division of Business and Administrative Science is lookmg for students to assist the Division and individual Faculty members with clerical. course related and research activities. Students should have good academiC records. Days and hours are flexible and can be arranged around_your class schedule. Preference will be given to students who qualify for work-study assistance. Salary' $2.65 . $2.75 per hour. / Guys & Gals Get Summer out of your HAIR -and your HAIR out of your eyes. Look "Simply" Great while "Getting Smart" Designsby Dolly- ''the Hairlixer" 3032llllthrop Ave. Racine. ·west of Elmwood Plozo' (west of Elmwood Plaza) Contact Mrs. Shelley Stylecuts '7'" and up, Cut and Blawstyle '13, Perms '20.'35 Call or walk in, walk-in, Tues. 9~; Wed., Thur., Fri., till 7:30; Sat. B-5. We'll not only make you look great- we'll show you ho~ to mainta' it In I , 553-2243 or a Faculty Member 4 Wednesday September 6, 1978 Convocation 1978: Awards and Address Prof. John Starrett by John Stewart News Editor In the midst of the registration hubbub last Friday, a Convocation 1978 or annual assembly of staff, faculty and administration was held in the Union Cinema. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin gave his annual "state of the campus" address and presented four Distinguished Service Awards for teaching and community outreach to faculty . Perhaps m·ost interesting for students, the 1977-78 Teaching Awards were presented by Chancellor Guskin to Professors Chong-maw Chen, of Life Science, and .John C. Starrett of Business Management. Each fall a student committee representing each department on campus, gathers student nominations for the teaching awards and then goes about narrowing down the field of candidates on the basis of interviews wjth professors and their students, and observations of the professors in class. f'inally, a list of about six nominees are sent to a student/faculty sub-committee to make..the final decisions. According to the presentation statements made at the Convocation, Professor Chen has a rare talent for lecturing. He makes his lectures very clear, concise, and organized, while at the same time keeping-the class atmosphere light and open to discussion and questions. Professor Starrett, while a demanding teacher, inspires his students to work on material outside of the ordinary class readings and assignments . He is also sensitive to the ne'eds of each individual student. The Teaching Awards are $500 each for Professor Chen and Professor Starrett. instructors. . Guskin said that a small sized university is an assett and n~t a limitation and thus should attract students and faculty to Parkside· Furthermore since Parkside has only undergraduates, our faculty must utiliz~ undergraduates to help ' them do their research. Chancellor Guskin said, "This a~ds the faculty member and gives ou_r students first hand research experience not available to undergraduate students at large universities." Otto F. Bauer, Professor of Communications, and John D . Buenk_er, Professor of History, were also presented with Distinguished Service Awards of $250 each for their community outreach activities. Selected by a faculty committee in consulation with' the chancell_or, the awards are ' presented to faculty who demonstrate outstanding involvement and interest in the life of the surrounding communities. Professor Bauer was a member of the committee which spearhead~d the re~ent successful referendum for a new high school in Kenosha, and has served on many organizations including the Kenosha and Racine United Ways, the Kenosha Museum and Library , and numerous other civic, religious, and educational organizations. Professor Buenker over the past two years has played an important part in arranging the popular series-of ethnic workshops sponsored by the Center for Multicultural Studies and various community groups. These workshops were designed to demonstrate the rich and diverse immigrant heritage of South_-Eastern Wisconsin. Furthermore, Professor Buenker has contributed chapters on immigration and ethnicity to the Bicenntennial history books published for Racine and Kenosha Counties. Here ~e see. hirn I a~, s-,x V!\SIJC.Cess- • -fvl t6es. Chancellor Guskin's address did not concentrate on the past or plans for the future but stressed the present qualities that make Parkside a fine institution for both faculty and students. When it comes to universities and teaching in general, large classes are to be avoided . It is only possible at a smaller school like Parkside to have a large amount of productive contact between the students and their Chancellor Presents Prof. Chen !'Ith his a-ward Guys & Gals Get Summer out of your HAIR -and your HAIR out of your eyes. Look "Simply" Great while "Getting Smart" / Designs by Dolly- "the Hairfixer" 3032 lanthrap Ave. Racine. west of Elmwood Plaza (west of Elmwood Plaza) Stylecuts $700 and up, Cut and Blowstyle .$13, Perm~ $2QJ35 Call or walk in, walk-in, Tues. 9~; Wed., Thur., Fri., till 7:30; Sat. 8-5 We'll not only make you look great- we'll show you how to main;ain it. Business ManageDlent Students The. Division of Business and Administrative Scie~ce is lookmg for students to assist the Division and individual Faculty members with clerical, course related and research activities. Students should have good academic records. Days and hours are flexible and can be arranged around_your class schedule. Preference ~ill be given to students who qualify for work-study assistance. Salary · $2.65 - $2.75 per hour. Contact "rs. Shelley 553•2243 or a Faculty Member w.dll"da, S.pt.mber 6, J978 Franks continued ~ C nner and Cull grades of meat. This is a Cutter, a . h f il f h ay of savmg tIes 0 sen! e, atty, toug , polite w , I animals along with other unwanted parts. useeS5 . t ! yrup a refined sugar extract IS presen In Corns, , all varieties. b h b st hot dog buy would probably e one Tee d ith I . h extends the meat pro ucts Wit cerea , wh/c t d wheat germ and milk solids, contains only de ~ ~es5meat than "all meat" varieties, and is 2,5 utritious in the long run. 65.3 grams of ~~n f ' , per pound to' 59.4 grams 0 protem per protein und for "all meat". . . POThechemical coloring and preserving agents like 00' nttrate and nitrite are among the most 5 IUm . . h k tentially dangerous add!tlves on t e m.ar et. poh an disable hemoglobrn (the molecule 10 red T ey c lif ,. ) d blood cells that transports I e-gtvmg oxygen an can cause cancer. . .. . Th remaining scientific sounding names are ti e'dants that prevent fading of the pink color. an IOXl < • Sodium pyrophosphate cuts down manufacturing time by 25-40%" , , Someof the chemicals used In the production of processedmeats are: Sodium nitrate and nitrite - additives known to ~e toxic at levels only mo?erately higher than used In foods.It has led to accidental deaths by overdo:es. These chemicals can lead to cancer f?rmatl(:~n. They prevent bacteria growth and botulism while contributing to color and slightly to taste, They are not as harmful in ham and hot dogs as bacon because of the high cooking temperature that createsa carcenogenic substance. ~e. cee \ Public Service Intership Openings The Public Service Internship ram (PSIP) at the University Wisconsin-Parkside has 1978 all semester openings for tudents who wish to earn itieal science credits in local, tate or national agencies. PSIP provides students with an rtunity to gain practtcal "enee working in local curts, helping with legal ices for the poor, solving onstituent problems for legisla- , assisting local administrain providing community ervices, and working with Janning agencies. Professor amuel Pernacciaro who coorinates PSIP, s~id many portunities exist for students o gain practical political Xperience working in the p-coming political campaigns or local, state and national Hices. PSIPwas begun in 1976 spring emesterand 117 students have articipated in the program. PSIPtUdents have worked for nator Nelson, Representative OSAspin, the City of Kenosha, aClne Police Department, =' enosha Police Department .dutJ 3cine County Planner, Racin~ ~ Ounty Juvenile Probation eJ1l~ ice, Kenosha District Attor1ged ey'S Office, Racine Clerk of :0 OUrts, Racine Center for I~' ommunity Concerns Racine uvenileC " OUrt,Kenosha Juvenile OUrt and other public and nV3teagencies S ' tlJdents may enroll for three twelve credits for their ternshi k ' ted' P wo: . Persons mter- 'n PSIP rnternships should on.tact PrOfessor Samuel PernCClaroat 344 WLLC or pick up nap" , P ICatlonform in Classroom 5,8 2 ,367 (or phone 553-2032, ,. 316), 5 Sodium erythorbate - assures a more appetizing red in processed meats. It brightens hot dogs and bologna. So far it has been inconclusively tested but sodium ascorbate is safe and should be used instead. - _ Propyl Gallate - synthetic antioxidant used in animal fat, vegetable Oil, meat, potato st.cks. chicken soup base and chewing gum, often accompanied by BHA and BHT. large doses can be harmful to kidneys and liver. BHA & BHT. - increase slightly the shelf life of food by preventing polyunsaturated oils from oxidizing and becoming rancid; they may also protect the fat soluble vitamins {A,D,E}. Tests have been inconclusive, so contrindictions may be only speculative but, it has caused rats,' hair to fall out, increased cholesterol levels in blood, and caused rats to be born without eyes. Many natural products occur without them and so its not known why they continue to be used. Have a hot dog? Suit yourself. , rin,:,l~ h~~\t>d5 oye."lngs. Here IS ou, -freshll\~n WQlkif1g C\u)~ ~rom -the. \Q~ 's.-t..mon' and. w~ IS he. "Dt- sm~\i,,~~n Now he \'<:15 +0 park", m',I"!. owo:y jus,," -\0 90 -To c:.I Qsse.she. d,d no-t W o.n't +0 '\'o.\<,e. Uf"e is .f'u\\of" little il\c.onveniences. Collective Bargaining • In Higher Education A coaIerence 8P01UOI'edb)' the WISCONSIN EDUCATION , , , ASSOCIATION COuNCIL at the Sheraton I........ d...... WI.can'" Oetober%~·%5,%978 Workshop topics: --Scope of Bargaining in Higher Education -Impasse Procedure: Fact-finding, Mediation, and ArbitrationHow They Work -Unit Clarification -Collective Bargaining and Faculty Governance -The Developing Publ ic Employee Labor Law -Binding Arbitration -State Statutes and Higher Education Collective Bargaining Enabling Legislation Further details are available from your campus WEAC~tact or Dr. John Cae at the WEACoffice, P.O. Box 8003, tliidison, WI, 53706. Toll free phone number: 1--600-362--6034. 1 . Wednesday SeptemlJer 6, 1978 Franks continued · C ner and Cull grades of meat. This is a Cutter an i... f · 1 f h . ' y of saying fies,~ o seni e, atty, toug , Polite wa . I nimals along with other unwanted parts . use ess a . . Corns Yrup a refined sugar extract 1s present m , . II varieties . b a b t hot dog buy would probably e one The es · h I . h extends the meat products wit cerea , wti;c d wheat germ and milk solids, contains only de 2s ~,ttel s meat than " all meat" varieties, and is ,o es f more · tritious in the long run . 65.3 grams o nu f . protein · per pound to· 59.4 grams o protein per und for "all meat". . . po The chemical coloring and preserving agents like od. nitrate and nitrite are among the most s iu; lly dangerous additives on the market. pohten ian disable hemoglobin (the molecule in red T ey ca 1 .f . . ) d blood cells that transports I e-g1ving oxygen an can cause cancer. . . . . Th remaining sc1ent1f1c sounding names are . e_dants that prevent fading of the pink color. ant1ox1 f · ~e. I Sodium pyrophosphate cuts down manu acturmg time by 25-40% · · . . E!i Some of the chemicals used m the production of processed meats are: Sodium nitrate and nitrite - additives known to ~e toxic at levels only moderately higher than used m f d It has led to accidental deaths by overdoses . 00 s. f . Th e chemicals can lead to cancer ormat1on . Th:~ prevent bacteria growth and botulism while contributing to color and slightly to taste . They are not as harmful in . ham an~ hot dogs as bacon because of the high cooking temperature that creates a carcenogen ic substance. Public Serv1 ice lntership Openings The Public Service Internship Program (PSIP) at the University Wisconsin-Parkside has 1978 all semester openings for tudents who wish to earn itical science credits in local, tate or national agencies. PSIP provides students with an portunity fo gain practical xperience working in local ourts, helping with legal ervices for the poor, solving onstituent problems for legislaors, assisting local administraors in providing community ervices, and working with lanning agencies . Professor amuel Pernacciaro who coorina tes PSIP, s 1 aid many PPortunities exist for students 0 gain practical political Xperience working in the P-coming political campaigns or local, state and national ffices. PSIP was begun in 1976 spring emester and 117 students have articipated in the program. PSIP tudents have worked for enator Nelson, Representative es Aspin, the City of Kenosha, ---. . acine Police Department, te 1 5 en_osha Police Department, au~ acine County Planner, Racine aoO ounty Juvenile Probation erTli' ffice, Kenosha District Attorgeo ey's Office, Racine Clerk of 111 to ourts, Racine Center for ,.., · ommunity Concerns Racine ~ uv ·1 ' eni e Court Kenosha Juvenile 0 ' P _urt and other public and nvate agencies s . tudents may enroll for three to twelve credits for their nternshi k . · ~sted . P wor . Persons interin PSIP internships should on_tact Professor Samuel Perncciaro at 344 WLLC or pick up nap r . 1 P 1cat1on form in Classroom 5 ct3 g. 367 (or phone 553-2032, ·2316). Sodium erythorbate - assures a more appetizing red in processed meats . It brightens hot dogs and bologna. So far it has been inconclusively tested but sodium ascorbate is safe and should be used instead. - • Propyl Gallate - synthetic antioxidant u~e<i in animal fat, vegetable 9il, meat, potato st,cks, chicken soup base and chewing gum, often accompanied by BHA and BHT. Large doses can be harmful to kidneys and liver. BHA & BHT - increase slightly the shelf life of food by preventing polyunsaturated oils from oxidizing and becoming rancid; they may also protect the fat soluble vitamins (A,D,E). Tests have been inconclusive, so contrindictions may be only speculative but, it has caused rats; hair to fall out, increased cholesterol levels in blood, and caused rats to be born without eyes . Many natural products occur without them and so its not known why they continue to be used . ., Have a hot dog? Suit yourself . . Fin':1l~ he_ +,nds oye.n,n_gs. Here 1s out"" -ff"e.shl'l\~n w<1\kin_g OLvQ_y ~,om ·t\-,e \a.st 's.-\-c:(t\on' and. wh_y is he. not- .srn',Hng--::'?? Now he t\Q5 +o park ~ m·,\~ aw~ jus"'t -\-o 90 "To c.\ ~sses hie. di.d no-t wo.n"t +o "ta.'Ke. L·,-fe ,s ~v\\ cf" l'itt\e inc.on- venience.s. Collective Bargaining • ID Higher Education A conference sponsored by the \VISCONSIN EDUCATION ' ASSOCIATION COUNCIL at the Sheraton Inn, Madbon, Wlaconsln October %3 • %5, %978 Workshop topics: --Scope of Bargaining in Higher Education -Impasse Procedure: Fact-finding, Mediation, and ArbitrationHow They Work -Unit Clarification -Collective Bargaining and Faculty Governance -The Developing Public Employee Labor Law -Binding Arbitration -State Statutes and Higher Education Collective Bargaining Enabling Legislation Further details are available from your campus WEAC ~tact or Dr. John Coe at the WEAC office, P.O. Box 8003, ttddison, WI, 53708. Toll free phone number: l-800-362-8034. uw-p Library Learning Llbrsrlans s.. a.allabla at tha Inlonnatlon Dask on L.... Ona to assist you In using tha materl.ls snd '"C!Iln:es 01 tha Llbrsry/Lesmlng Centar. II you nsad help, bs su.. to .sk. In addition, the..... more than 30 prlntad guides to aid you. Some 01 these will eri.ble you to lind your w.y .round the bulldlt"g while others will .ssist you In IIndlng m.terl.ls In • speclllc subject ..... The Llbrsry/Le.mlng Center cont.lns a wide •• rlety 01 m.terl.ls lor class nesds .nd ree... tlon.1 use. These InclUde books perl odlc.ls maps , • , , go.emment documents and non·prlnt materials such as .Ideo·t.pes, filmstrips, records, c.ssettes .nd slide t.pe 6 Center Wllrm to 1111 wBleome students The Library/Learning Center staff wishes extend a welcome to both returning stUdents students w~o are enrolled at UW-Parkside fort first time. The Library I Learning Center offers each of y a wide variety of services as well as an outstand ing collection of materials, both print and non. print. The information on these two pagesIisla only pari of what is available to you as a Uw. Parkside student. We hope that you will make extensive use of the collection and services during the coming year and that you will find it be a valuable asset in your academic work. Even more than the facilities and materials, want to stress the human resources which are your disposal. The staff of professional librarian technologists and support personnel are all eag to help you. As a group, and individually, we committed above all to service - service to y the Parkside students. We wish you a successful and rewardl acadern ic year. Joseph A. Bois Director of the Library /-LearningCe Library Hours The weekly hours of,the L1brary/Leaml Center are: Sunday -12:00 noon-10:3O p.rn Monday-Thursday- 7:45 a.m. - midnight Friday - 7:45 a.m •• 5:00 p.m. Saturday - 8:30 a.m. - 5:00 p. During vacation and holiday perl hours vary and are posted at the entra combin.tions. Most 01 these m.terlals m.y be Cheeked' t '1 use et home There Is I' . au or the Llbr.ry/le.mlng C:n~:r.eqUlpment lor' using .ny 01 them in 6 u W-P Library Learning Cent~r Librarians are available at the Information Desk on Level One to assist you in using the materials and resojJrces of the Library/Leaming Center. If you need help, be sure to ask. In addition, there are more than 30 printed guides to aid you. Some of these will eriable you to find your way around the bulldil)g while others wlll assist you in finding materials in a specific subject area. warm to all weleome students The Library/ Learning Center staff wishes to extend a welcome to both returning students and students w~o are enrolled at UW-Parkside for the first time. The Library/ Learning Center offers each of you a wide variety of services as well as an outstanding collection of materials, both print and non. print. The information on these two pages lists only part of what is available to you as a uw. Parkside student. We hope that you will make extensive use of the collection and services during the coming year and that you will find it to be a valuable asset in your academic work. Even more than the facilities and materials, we want to stress the human resources which are at your disposal. The staff of professional librarians, technologists and support personnel are all eager to help you. As a group, and individually, we are committed above all to service - service to you, the Parkside students. We wish you a successful and rewarding acadamic year. Joseph A. Boisse Director of the Library /-Le~rning Center ~ibrary .Hours The weekly hours of_the Library/Leaml119 Center are: Sunday -12:00 noon-10:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday- 7:45 a.m. - midnight Friday - 7:45 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Saturday - 8:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. During vacation and holiday - periods, hours vary and are posted at the entrances. The Library/Leaming Center contains a wide variety of materials for class needs and recreational use. These Include books, periodicals, maps, government documents and non-print materials such as video-tapes, filmstrips, records, cassettes and slide tape combinations. Most of these materials may be check· ed. t .f use at home There is I • ou or the Library/Leaming c:n::/quipment tor· using any of them in ommitted to service . 7 • • severel types of study areas for Indlvlduel orgroup study may be found throughout the building. Other serviees and faeiJitfes .. Interlibrary loan Copymachine (5 cents per page) Publictelephone Typewriters Microform copying equipment (10cents per page) Calculators RecreationalReading Collection ~ phone nunalJers Information Desk Circulation 553-2360._ Print 553-2238 Non-print l'Ieserves MediaServices PUblicServices Technical Services ArChives AreaResearch Center LLC Director 553-2282 553-2282 553-2567 553-2356 553-2274 553-2411 553-2411 553-2221 paid adverfsemenf Calculators are just one of the Items available for check-out. Most materials that circulate may be checked out for three weeks. Instructors may piece Items In heavy demand on reserve for shorler periods. If an Item Is stili needed at the end of the check-out period. It may be renewed for the same loan period as long as no one has requested. the Item. Materials must be __ ed at the approprlata check-out. To bonow matarlal. you will need to IIIi out a check-out card tor NCh It_. ~ a.. located at the two check·out deska. Tha Print Check-out Desk I. located on Level 0... and the Non-prlnt Check-out Desk on Level 0·1. A valid 1.0. C8ftI muat 'be presented NCh time material .. ctIecl<ed out. committed to service . • Several types of study areas for indivldual or group study may be found throughout the building. Other servlees and faciUties .. Interlibrary loan Copy machine (5 cents per page) Public telephone Typewriters Microform copying equipment (10 cents per page) Calculators Recreational Reading Collection Kei phone nunalHn-s Information Desk Circulation Print Non-print Reserves Media Services Public Services Technical Services Archives Area Research Center LLC Director 553-236Q 553-2238 553-2282 553-2282 553-2567 553-2356 553-2274 553-2411 553-2411 553-2221 Paid advertsement Calculators are just one of the Items available for check-out. Most materials that circulate may be checked out for three weeks. Instructors may place items in heavy demand on reserve for shorter periods. If an Item is still needed at the end of the check-out period, it may be renewed for the same l~an; period as long as no one has requested the • 7 item . Materials must be renewed at the appropriate check-out. To borrow material you will need to 111 1 out a check-out card for each Item. Th se are located at the two check-out desks. The Print Chee -out Desk is located on Level One and the Non-print Check-out Desk on Level 0-1 . A valld 1.0. card must be presented each time material Is chec ed out. W.dnesday S.pt.mlt., 6, 1978 P.A.B. Film Series presents Winner of 4Academy Awards Fri., Sept. 8 Sun., Sept. 10 8:00 P.M. 7:30 P.M. Union Cinema Theatre $ 1'.00 Are you interested in getting involved with the planning activities for the students on this campusl' The Parkside Activities Board (P.A.B.) programs in' the following areas: . -Films -Contemporary Entertainment -Performing Arts and lectures -Coffeehouse -Outdoor Recreation -Video -Publicity and Promotion -Technical If you're interested in getting involved'in any of these committees, stop up to Union 202 or call ext. 2650. by Cathy Brownlee Staff Writer The PAB stands for Parkside Activities Board and it's goal is to provide entertainment for all Parkside students. Doug Wright, the president of PAB, and vice-president Sue Johnson, work with eight committees to schedule a wide variety of activities and performances that will appeal to the student body's wide variety of interests and tastes. An executive council, consisting of student officers and committee chairpersons, is also involved in the I planning. The fall semester activity schedule has been planned and consists of everything from films and bands to lectures and outings. Here's what will be happening. FILM BOARD Recent releases as well as old favorites headline the film board's activities. The 'committee, headed by Tom Shulak, also schedules specials at different times throughout the semester. The following films can be seen in the Cinema Theatre. Network Frt., Sept. 8,8:00 p.m. and, Sun .• Sept. ]0, 7:30 p.m. Faye Dunaway and William Holden star in this story of a news anchorman's struggle with his own show. While revealing news corruption and" personal aspirations, he becomes T.V.'s biggest hit. Rocky Fri., Sept. 15, 8:00 p.rn. and Sun., Sept. 17, 7:30 p.rn. ~ylvestor Stallone as Rocky, a club fighter, gets a chance at the heavyweight title and falls in love with a lonesome woman. Slaughterhouse S'Fri., Sept. 22, 8:00 p.rn. and Sun., Sept. 24, 7:30 p.rn. Travel into the future reveals past events of Billy Pligrim's life that Incl,udes the devastating fire-bombing of Presden worse than Hiroshima. Based on Kurt Vonnegut's novel. 8 Return of the Pink Panther Fri., Sept. 29, 8 p.m. and Sun., Oct. 1 7:30 p.m. Peter Sellers pi Clouseau, an accident prone and awkward priv eye who persists at finding all of the clues. Thethi in the "Panther" series. High Plains Drifter Fri., Oct. 6, 8:00 p.m. Sun., Oct. 8, 7:30 ·p.m. Clint Eastwood is stran-ger in the desert town ofLago. a convi murderer who" is hired to save and protect people of Lago from a band of outlaws. The Omen Fri., Oct. 13,8:00 p.m. and Sun., 15, 7:30 p.m. Horror and evil dominate this fi about the occult and it's power over a five-year boy. With Gregory Peck. Semi-Tough.Fri., Oct. 20, 8:00 p.m. and 5 Oct. 22,7:30 p.m. The game of life and footbsll shown through the comic and crazy antics of _ football players, played by Burt Reynolds and K Kristofterson. Casablanca Tues .• Oct. 24, 7:30 p.m. and W Oct. 25. 7:30 p.m. This classic melodrama cone a cafe owner, the women he loved and approaching war with ~rance. Stars Humph Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Flesh Gordon Fri., Nov. 3, 8:00 p.m. and 5u Nov. 5, 7:30 p.m. A parody of ye'terd superheroes, this movie combines SciFi and sexi a funny, campish film. The 7% Solution Fri., Nov. 10, 8:00 p.rn, a Sun., Nov. 12, 7:30 p.m. In this bewildering perplexing film from the #1 best-selling novel, great masters meet - Sherlock Holmes Sigmund Freud. With Alan Arkin and Ni Williamson. An Evening With Bullwinkle the week of Nov. Bullwinkle and his flying friend, Rocky Squirrel, . in a delightful festival of cartoons. Don't ml Dudley Dowright and his horse. The.Parkside Activities Board's Uontemporary Entertainment. Uommittee hrings you the first dance of the year with: SYNOD 'THE END' UNION SQUARE SAT., SEPT. 9 9:00pm $1.00 - UWP STUDENTS In'S REQUIRED back from $1.50 - GUESTS Wednesday September 6, 1978 P.A.B. Film Series presents Winner of 4-Academy Awards Fri., Sept. 8 Sun., Sept. 10 8:00 P.M. 7:30 P.M. Union Cinema Theatre $ r.oo Are you interested in getting involved with the planning activities for the students on this campust The Parkside Activities Board (P .A.B.) programs in · the following areas : -Films -Contemporary Entertainment -Performing Arts and Lectures -Coffeehouse -Outdoor Recreation -Video -Publicity and Promotion -Technical If you're interested in getting involvel in any of these committees, stop up to Union 202 or call ext. 2650. by Cathy Brownlee Staff Wtiter The PAB stands for Parkside Activities Board and it's goal is to provide entertainment for all Parkside students. Doug Wright, the president of PAB, and vice-president Sue Johnson, work with eight committees to scnedule a wide variety of activities and performances that will appeal to the student body's wide variety of interests and tastes. An executive council, consisting of student officers and committee chairpersons, is also involved in the planning. The fall semester activity schedule has been planned and consists of everything from films and bands to lectures and outings. Here's what will be happening ... FILM BOARD Recent releases as well as old - .favorites headline the film boar<l's activities. The committee, headed by Tom Shulak, also schedules specials at different times throughout the semester. The following films can be seen in the Cinema Theatre ... Network Fri., Sept. 8, 8:00 p.m. and Sun ., Sept. JO, 7:30 p .m. Faye Dunaway and William Holden star in this story of a news anchorman's struggle with his own show. While revealing news corruption and · personal aspirations, he b'rcomes T.V.'s biggest hit. Rocky Fri., Sept. 15, 8:00 p.m. and Sun ., Sept. 17, 7_: 30 p.m . ~ylvestor Stallone as Rocky, a club fighter, gets a chance at the heavyweight title and falls in love with a lonesome woman . Slaughterhouse 51 Fri ., Sept. 22, 8:00 p.m. and Sun ., Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m. Travel into the future ~eveals past events of Billy Pl igrim's life that mcl_udes the_ devastating fire-bombing of Presden worse than Hiroshima . Based on Kurt Vonnegut's novel. 8 Return of the Pink Panther Fri ., Sept. 29, 8:00 p.m. and Sun ., Oct. 1 7:30 p .m. Peter Sellers plays Clouseau an accident prone and awkward private eye who ~ersists at finding all of the clues. Thethir in the "Panther" series. High Plains Drifter Fri ., Oct. 6, 8:00 p.m. and Sun ., Oct. 8, 7:30 p .m. Clint Eastwood is the stranger in the desert town of Lago, a convicted murderer who is hired to save and protect the people of Lago from a band of outlaws. , The Omen Fri ., Oct. 13, 8:00 p .m. and Sun., Oct 15, 7:30 p.m. Horror and evil dominate this film about the occult and it's power over a five-year-old boy. With Gregory Peck. Semi-Tough . Fri., Oct. 20, 8:00 p.m. and Suri:, Oct. 22, 7:30 p.m. The game of life and fo_otballd shown through the comic and crazy antics of twO football players, played by Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristofferson . Casablanca Tues., Oct. 24, 7:30 p.m. and Wed., Oct. 25, 7 :30 p.m. This classic melodrama concerns a cafe owner, the women he loved and the approaching war with France. Stars Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Flesh Gordon Fri., Nov . 3, 8:00 p.m. and Sun., Nov. 5, 7:30 p.m. A parody of yesterday's superheroes, this movie combines SciFi and sex into a funny, campish film. The 7% Solution Fri., Nov. 10, 8:00 P:m· a~ Sun ., Nov . 12, 7:30 p .m. In this bewildering an perplexing film from the #1 best-selling novel, t~ great masters meet - Sherlock Holmes ~ Sigmund Freud 1 . With Alan Arkin and Nico Williamson . An Evening With 13 Bullwinkle the week of Nov. Bullwinkle and his flying friend, Rocky Squirrel, star in a delightful festival of cartoons. Don't rniSI Dudley Dowright and his horse . · The ~arkside Activities Board's Contemporary Ent.ert.ainment. CommiUee bring_s you the first. dance of t.he year wit.h: SYNOD back from 1 THE END1 SAT., -SEPT. 9 9:00 pm $1.00 - UWP STUDENTS UNION SQUARE $1.50 - GUESTS ID'S REQUI~ED 9 Student Dis~oDnt Offered _ 'Accent' Series Announces Special ·Mini.:.Season Sale EsII'8 perfOnDances of two of the 10Accent on Enrich- . DIIlIII (AOE) programs for 1978-79 have been ohtained. '!lie extra performances' are producli9ns by the fJDlOUS Guthrie Thealer of Minneapolis and by popular sroadway and movie actor Vincent PrIce. '1lIe8e two events in the thealer have been combined 1IiIblwOOtberAOE programs in the Phy. Ed. buildingGlilal' king Chet Atkins' Show and a concert by the CllIDblnedKenosha and Racine Symphony Orchestras .. eommunlly Choruses under the direction of the aJeago Symphony's Margaret Hillis- to form a fourAOE Mini-series specially priced for US- =: students at $4.50 and for UW-P facully and staff al $22. Individual tickets also are available for these four eventsand prices are listed below. You should note that the Guthrie matinee is for IlUdentsonlyandis the only CA Theater event for which tbere are no reserved seats. _.Phy.Ed. Building bleacher sealing is on a ftrst-coma All Individual and mini-series ticket sales should be made at the Information Center in the Campus 1,Io.lon.If 8: lOUare Interested, it would be to your advantage to act pi quicklybefore general public sales begin .. A very limited number of season tickets for the entire I-jrogram AOE subscription series are still available . .... are priced at $49.50and include a choice of either "Ii'IJaeI Atkins Show or the combined Kenosha-Racine .,......, concert. '1lIere will be only a handful. of individual tickets m1labIe for perfromances of the Vienna Boys Choir, lie llaaenkoff 'Russlan Folk Festival, the Saint Paul 0IImber Orchestra, Robert Guralnlk's piano presen-" IItIan of Chopin, the Preservation HaD Jazz Band and Odella. Those desiring to be put on a waiting list for - attractions should notify the Information Center. PRICES ~ CIIET ATKINS SHOW Sat., Sept. 23, 8 p.m., Phy .... $6 general; $3.50 UW-P Students. First-come IQacher sealing VINCENT PRICE AS OSCAR WILDE IN "DIVERsiONS AND DEUGHTS" Sun., Nov. 5, 2 PJll., CA Th. $7 everyone (aD seats reserved) ( 8 p.m. ~ce AOE series only). GUTHRIE THEATER: a ~L'S MARRIAGE Tues., Mar. 6, 12:30 p.m., CA . Studentperformance only $3 Students (first-come :'llug) Tue., Mar. 6, 8 p.m., CA Th. $7 everyone (aD i AIlE:l'eaerved) (Mon., Mar. 5, 8 p.m. performance for series Only). THE COMBINED KENOSHA AND ~INE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAS AND Sat R1JSEsWITHMARGARET HILLIS, CONDUCTOR ~ ~Y5, 11p.m., Phy. Ed. $5 general, $3 students. -- ........ bleacher sealing. . .VINCENT PRICE AS OSCAR WILDE IN 'DIVERSIONS AND DELIGHTS' Mr. Price opened John Gay's stunning new play on Broadway this Spring to rave reviews after a triumphant tour of five major cities .. "a true tour-de-force, Vincent Price gives the best performance of his long career." (Elliot Norton, dean of American drama critics) othrie Theater GUTHRIE THEATER: GOGOL'S 'MARRIAGE' A full production of Gogo!'s classic comedy "Marriage" performed by the distinguished Guthrie Theater in a limited five-state tour, featuring acclaimed Russian director Anotoly Efros making his U.S. directing debut on hIS countryman's play. THE CHET ATKINS SHOW Chet Atkins is Mr. Guitar. . winner of every award ... 48 albums ... VP of RCA records ... a giant of American music, equally at home with country, jazz, pop and classicat Unmatched repertoire. As popular in appearances with major symphonies as he is pickin' at the Opry. THE COMBINED KENOSHA AND RACINE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAS ANq CHORUSES WITH MARGARET HILLIS, CONDUCTOR A choral dimension will be added this season as the Kenosha and Racine Symphonies agaon join musical forces ... the orchestras, guest vocal artists and community choruses, all under the direction of the Chicago's Symphony's Margaret Hillis . Limited Tickets Remain for Entire iOE Series ing the music of trus reverea composer, and VIENNA BOYS C~~~R 8 PM reminisces about "his" life from the ..piano O~~'e1~fT~~R~orld'~ most beloved choral bench. "Syperb ... technique to burn. (N.Y. groups in another fully-booked U.S. tour, Times) bringing their long and ruustnous musical tradition to AOE subscribers. NIKOLAI MASSENKOFF'S RUSSIAN FOLK FESTIVAL NOV 12 SUNDAY,8 PM, CA THEATER . Th~ ~ajestic bass voice of NikolaI ~Massenkoff, with a range beypnd four octaves, virtuoso balalaikas and spirited dancers present 1,00.0years of Russian soul and nrstory. SAINT PAUL CHAMBER ORCHESTRA DEC. 12, TUESDAY, 8 PM, CA THEATER Under the direction of dynamic young ductor Dennis Russel DaVIS,the SPCO on ~gnyears has earned critical acclaim as one of the finest chamber orche~tras in the world ... certainly the finest onthe U.S. PIANIST ROBERT GURALNIK: CHOPIN LIVES' ER 3 SATURDAY, 8 PM, CA THEAT . FE:. b'rilliant pianist, in eHectlve Chop on costume, presents a recital-mOnologue featurPRESERVATION HALL JAZZ BAND FEB..26, MONDAY, 8 PM, CA THEATER. These wonderful and endearong mus.lclans have left audiences everywhere clamOring. to have them back. They are among the few loVIng jazzmen who originated the. "New Orleans style" and have been playing this music for ove~ 40 years. "Vitality, virtuosity and sense of fun. (N.Y. Times) ODETTA APRIL 8, SUNDAY, 8 PM, CA THEATER An extraordinary talent recognrzed.as one of the finest living interpreters of traditIonal. folk music. Her incredible vocal range and purity of tone shaded toward spiritual and blues, complement a compelling stage presence and generate audience rapport achieved by few partcrmers. 9 Student Discount Offered - / · 'Acceiit' Series Announces Speci-1 Mini.:Season Sale Ext a performances of two of the 10 Accent on Enrichment ~AOE) programs for 1978-79 have been obtained. 'lbe extra performances are producti,j>ns by the us Guthrie Theater of Minneapolis and by popular :;dway and movie actor Vincent Price . . niese two events in the theater have been combined ·t11 two other AOE programs in the Phy. Ed. building- ~uitar king Chet Atkins' Show and a concert by the bined Kenosha and Racine Symphony Orchestras : Community Choruses under the direction of the Chicago Symphony's Margaret Hillis- to form a fourirogram AOE Mini-Series specially priced for USParkside students at $4.50 and for UW-P faculty and staff at $22. Individual tickets also are available for these four events and prices are listed below. You should note that the Guthrie matinee is for students only and is the only CA Theater event for which there are no reserved seats. Phy. Ed. Building bleacher seating is on a first-come basis. All individual and mini-series ticket sales shoald be made at the Information Center in the Campus l,Jn,ion. If 8:0C you are interested, it would be to your advantage to act pla\'. quickly before general public sales begin .. ··vati A very limited number of season tickets for the entire 9-irogram AOE subscription series are still available. \'bey are priced at $49.50 and include a choice of either Uie Chet Atkins Show or the combined Kenosha-Racine Symphony concert. There will be only a handful . of individual tickets available for perfromances of the Vienna Boys Choir, the Massenkoff · Russian Folk Festival, the ~aint Paul Cllamber Orchestra, Robert Guralnik's piano presen: latioo of Chopin, the Preservation Hall Jazz Band and Odetta. Those desiring to be put on a waiting list for h'K those attractions should notify the Information Center. Kri ed er , t~ rel PRICES 'l1IE CHET ATKINS SHOW Sat., Sept. 23, 8 p.m., Phy un Ed. $5 general; $3.50 UW-P Students. First-come ay1 bleacher seating VINCENT PRICE AS OSCAR Wll..DE ·n~ IN "DIVERsIONS AND DELIGHTS" Sun., Nov. 5, 2 P.m., CA Th. $7 everyone (all seats reserved) ( 8 p.m. rt perfoi:mance AOE series only). GUTHRIE THEATER: art GOGovs MARRIAGE . Tues., Mar. 6, 12:30 p.m., CA tit 'lb. ~tudent performance only $3 Students ( first-come fr! 3ealing) Tue., Mar. 6, 8 p.m., CA Th. $7 everyone (all = ~:r~rved) (Mon., Mar. 5, 8 p.m. performance for RAC series only). THE COMBINED KENOSHA AND Clf INE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAS AND SatORUSF.S WITH MARGARET HILLIS, CONDUCTOR ~ May 5, 8 p.m., Phy. Ed. $5 general, $3 students. -come bleacher seating. .VINCENT PRICE AS OSCAR WILDE IN 'DIVERSIONS AND DELIGHTS' Mr. Price opened Jol}n Gay's stunning new play on Broadway this Spring to rave reviews after a triumphant tour of five major cities ... "a true tour-de-force, Vincent Price gives the best performance of his long career." (Elliot Norton, dean of American drama critics) ·" ~th.rie Thea'l;; GUTHRIE THEATER: GOGOL'S 'MARRIAGE' A full production of Gogol's classic comedy "Marriage" performed by the distinguished Guthrie Theater in a limited five-state tour, featuring acclaimed Rus~ian ?irector A~oto(Y Efros making his U.S. directing debut in his countryman's play. THE CHET ATKINS SHOW Chet Atkins is Mr. Guitar ... winner of every award . .. 48 albums ... VP of RCA records .. . a giant of American music, equally at home with country, jazz, pop and classical. Unmatched repertoire. As popular in appearances with major symphonies as he is p1ckin' at the Opry. THE COMBINED KENOSHA AND RACINE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAS ANQ CHORUSES WITH MARGARET HILLIS, CONDUCTOR A choral dimension will be added this season as the Kenosha and Racine Symphonies again join musical forces . . . the ~rchestras. guest vocal artists and community choruses, all under the direction of the Chicago's Symphony's Margaret Hillis. -Limited Tiukets Remain for Entire AOE Series ing the music of this revered composer, and VIENNA BOYSR~~f ~R 8 PM reminisces about "his" li~e from the .. piano oi~·e1 ~/~~ world'~ most beloved choral bench . "Superb .. . technique to burn. (N.Y. groups in another fully-~ooke? U.S. tour, Times) bringing their long an_d 1llustnous musical tradition to AOE subscribers. NIKOLAI MASSENKOFF'S RUSSIAN FOLK FESTIVAL NOV 12 SUNDAY, 8 PM, CA THEATER_ . Th~ ~ajestic bass voice of N1kola1 Massenkoff, with a range b~~pnd four octaves, virtuoso balalaikas and spirited dance~s present 1,000 years of Russian soul and history. SAINT PAUL CHAMBER ORCHESTRA DEC. 12, TUESDAY, 8 PM, CA THEATER Under the direction of d_ynam1c you~g onductor Dennis Russel Davis, t_he SPCO in ~ 0 ears has earned critical acclaim as one of the\nest chamber <?rche~tras in the world ... certainly the .finest in the U.S. PIANIST ROBERT GURALNIK: CHOPIN LIVES' · ATER FEB. 3, -SATURDA~. 8 PM, CA THE ho in A brilliant pianist, in ef_fect1ve C P costµme Rresents a recital-monologue featurPRESERVATION HALL JAZZ BAND FEB.- 26, MONDAY, 8 PM, CA THEATE~ _ These wonderful and endearing mus!c1ans have left audiences everywhere clamon~g- to have them back. They are among the few living jazzmen who originated the. "Ne"". Orleans style" and have been playing this music for ove.~ 40 years. "Vitality, virtuosity and sense of fun. (N.Y. Times) ODETTA APRIL 8, SUNDAY, 8 PM, CA Tt:EATER An extraordinary talent recognize? _as one of the finest living interpreters of trad1t1onal_ folk music. Her incredible vocal range and punty of tone shaded toward spiritual and blues. complement a compelling stage presence and generate audience rapport achieved by few perfo_rmers. 10 . four Chairs, No Waiting Sat., Oct. 7, 9:00 p.mci Tbi group from Madison combines rhythm an bl IS el rock soul and jazz-rock to form. a ues, gasp I , , distinctive style not to be missed! Wet Behind The Ears Thura., Oct. 12, 8:00 p.m. Electric bluegrass and country rock highlight this group'S' exploding performances of their own music and that of others. Thi True of America Fri., Dec. 22, 9:00 p.rn, . IS band direct from their European to~r, com?me comedy and audience participation In a unique musical show. PERfORMING ARTS AND LECTURESThrough ~ wide variety of performing artists, Noree K h a nd her committee schedule lectures, avanaug hibi Th talents theatrical productions, and art ex I It~. erghten of many artists are brought to entertain, en I , d educate all types of Parks ide students. Some of an . lude the programs this semester mcruce. . Gwendolyn Brooks wed., Sept. 20, 8:00 p.m. . C· ema Theatre A poet and Pulitzer-Prize Union In· d. winn~ , Gwendolyn Brooks .grasps her au iences with her own intenstty of feel mg. . Stan Waterman Wed., Oct. 11,·8:00 p.m. Union Cinema Theatre. One of the top und.erwa~er photographers, .Stan Waterman works with live sharks. Most recently - "The Deep". Second City We d., Nov. 8, 8:00 p.m. Communication Arts Theatre. Second City IS an internationally famous comedy group that has been successful in shows such as "Carol Burnet~" and "Laugh-In". In ii's 20 year history, Second City has included such stars as Valerie Harper of Rhoda and John Belushi of Saturday Night Live. COffEEHOUSE Week-day entertainment is JohnGabriel and his committee's main concern. The coffeehouse hosts professional talent as w~1Ias the talent of students. Also, mini-folk festivals are scheduled throughout the semester. In Union 104c106 you can see. George fischoff wed., Sept. 20, 8:00 p.m. (Union Square) Combining ~audience participation with sheer talent, George Fischoff is a crowd pleaser who is back again! An evening of "Super Piano." Dave Parker Thurs., Oct. 5, 1:00 p.m. Dave Parker writes most of the songs he performs and is truly a listening pleasure. John Stiernberg wed., Oct. 18, 1:00 p.m. A guitar and banjo player, John Stiernberg plays folk, blues, and bluegrass with a professional and unique style. Betsy Kaske wed., Nov. 1, 1:00 p.m, Betsy Kaske combines vocal control and musical interpretations into an almost perfect performance. Blegen & Sayer Wed., Nov. 15, 8:00 p.m. (Union Square) A comedy team combined with music, Blegen & Sayer play what is called "Classical - N 19 J I , Fr! Nov 17 8·00 p.m. and Sun.. cv, , u la ., .,' . 7:30 p.m. jane Fonda and Vanessa Redg~ave star I~ this suspense-filled movie about. ~azl Cerman,y during World War "II. Based on Llllian Hellman s memoirs . 00 Creature from the Black Lagoon Fri., Dec. 1,8: d S Dec 3 7"30 p.m. Scientists intrude p.m. an un., .,' on the privacy of a prehistoric monster and he must turn to violence as protection. Guaranteed to send your scales crawling. Silver Streak Fri., Dec. 8, 8:00 p.m. and Sun., Dec. 10,7:30 p.m. Gene Wilder stars in this fil~ a~out a man seeking rest and relaxation on a tram trip but instead finds himself involved in a murder mystery. Cartoon Music." Crazy! KIWI, ., ., ' 'Wed Nov 29 8:00 p.m. (Union Square) . This trio specializes in perfect h~r~?nl~s t~at roduces a relaxing and very entertarrung listening p.. . - experience. . Dave Rudolph wed., -Dec. 6, ,1:00 p.m, guitarist, Dave Rudolph's lyrics po:e questions to his audience on reflections about life ~nd people. OUTING This committee, with Chelle Phelps as chairperson, organizes outdoor recreational activities. Last year, a ski trip to Winter Park, Colorado was one of it's successful activities. This year it's the Grand. Tetons and Jackson Hole: A challenge for beginners and experts, this trip is being planned for January 2~7. An informational meeting will be held in September. Other activities of this committee include canoe trips, rock climbing, camping, bike hikes, and trips to sports events. Don't m iss out on all of the funl CONTEMPORARYENTERTAINMENTSally Wesley and her committee work to combine a variety of concerts and dances. Pop music headlines most of the acts but a wide range of musical tastes is always considered. Some of the bands you can hear this semester at Union Square are. Synod Sat., Sept. 9, 9:00 p.rn. This is the first dance of the year and you can dance and listen to current hits and older favorites. Headstone Sat., Sept. ·23, 9:00 p.rn. This rock show combines the transition of music during the 70's with a dazzling light show to create an outstanding production. U.W.-P. On The Air Network, written with bl dipped saber by Paddy Cha sky, stars William Holden, f Dunnaway, Robert Duval . Peter Finch in a story set with,. fictional Television netwc Chayefsky channels his lOa' attack on television, the ind and its programing, but all himself sufficient room to a a variety of subjects- such terrorism (re~mber Pat Hearst), -big business, and I relationships. on its own credit and not be associated with last years show at all. The story is powerful, if "This year we're emphasising long features rather than news," said heavy handed. Chayefsk Tery Maraccini the shows producer," and this semester we're no visions of television longer associated with P.A.B. We are under the Communications frightening in their reality. , discipline with Dr. Rubin as our advisor." Ukelihood of such a medl To indicate that they are a brand new show, they've renamed the having so much control Qve! show "Inside Parks ide" and have- eliminated the set design that audience as Chayefsky sees It, char~cterized last year's show. They said their purpose will be to too real for comfort. It's proVide news and information about Parkside to the Racine when he dives into the iss com~unity via cable TV channel 8. Their taping will be done in that make up the remainder ~tudlo A, where a permanent informal set will be constructed. Along his story, that the film loses With features ~h.e.show Will attempt to provide stories dealing with perspective and impact. . _consumer actiVitIes and services offered at Parks ide to interested All in all Network is hi ~tudents. . worthwhile 'entertainment. As .Iast year the. show will be taped straight through with no film is superbly acted a stoppmg o!..edltmg m order to get the experience of working on a real expertly crafted. Given all t network type ~ews show and to project a "sense of spontanaeity". Chayefsky was trying t? tackle b The program Willbe broadcast on Wednesdays at 7:00 p.m. and 11:00 one film I don't dIspute p.m. ?n channel 8. Presently the show is recruiting writing and receiving the Academy AW tech~lcal p.ersonnel and all interested parties are asked to stop by for best screenplay of the Med'a Services (CA 0-153). L ...... -------------- by Michael Murphy Parkside on TV. Will Broadcasting ever be the same? The answer lies in three Parkside students who banded together to form a video news show with Parkside activities as its theme. Rob Cissel, jon Schoenoff, and Terry Maraccini have been involved with media services and the television studies for quite some time. Last year, with their television experience to back them up, they became instrumental in the development of The Parkside Scene. The Parkside Scene, 1977, though different in many ways from their present news show, acted as a stepping stone to it. Last year's Parkside Scene had no set format to speak of. A new technique was tried each week, either in setdesign, style of directing or in the basic approach to its audience. This experlmenting was done in order to find the one format that best fitted their purposes. Though some complained that without a prescribed format the show lacked a consistent, professional style, Rob Gissel; the director of this years show, thought differently. "We saw something good happening with last year's show and we wanted to carry those ideas over to this year's program." Last year's show ~s designed as a classroom for students to learn and experiment in television. Those participating received mass media credit. This year, however, none of the three students who put together the program are receiving scholastic credit. 'We are more interested in the experience of working on the program and in putting out a good product than receiving any personal recognition," ex'plained jon Schoenoff the technical director and co-producer of the program. From the information given by Jon, Rob and Terry this year's news show has little in common with the format of last years Parkside Scene. The three producers, in fact, want their program to be taken Wednesday Sept1tmber 6, 1918 J I u • F . Nov 17 8:00 p.m. and Sun., .Nov. 19, ,a ri ., . , . 7:30 p.m. Jane Fonda and Van_essa Redg~ave star m this suspense-filled movie about . ~az1 German,y during World War ·11. Based on L1ll1an Hellman s memoirs - . D 1 8·00 Creature from the Black Lagoon Fri., ec . ' . d S Dec 3 7·30 p.m. Scientists intrude p.m. an un ., . , · h on the privacy of a prehistoric monster and e must turn to violence as protection. Guaranteed to send your scales crawling. Silver Streak Fri., Dec . 8, 8:00 p.m · and Sun., Dec. 10, 7:30 p.m . Gene Wilder stars in this fil~ a~out a man seeking rest and relaxation on a tram trip but instead tinds himself involved in a murder mystery. CONTEMPORARY ENTERTAINMENT Sally Wesley and her committee work to combine a variety of concerts and dances. Pop music headlines most of the acts but a wide range of musical tastes is always considered . Some of the bands you can hear this semester at Union Square are . Synod Sat., Sept. 9, 9:00 p.m. This is the first dance of the year and you can dance and listen to current hits and older favorites . Headstone Sat., Sept. ·23, 9:00 p.m . This rock show combines the transition of music during the 70's with a dazzling light show to create an outstanding production. 'R!nger · Four Chairs, No Waiting Sat., ?ct. 7, 9:00 p .m. Th. group from Madison combines rhythm and bl~:s gospel rock, soul, and jazz-rock to form a ' I b • di distinctive style not to e mIsse . Wet Behind The Ears Thurs ., Oct. 12, 8:00 P-IT_l· Electric bluegrass and country rock ~ighlight th_1s group's· exploding performances of their own music and that of others. Th · True of America Fri., Dec. 22, 9:00 p .m. . is band, direct from their Europea~ to~r, com?me comedy and audience participation m a unique musical show. . PERFORMING ARTS AND LECTURES Through a · f sts Noreen wide variety of performmg ar I ' Kavanaugh and her committee schedule lectures, theatrical productions, and art exhibit~. Thel~:~~:~s of many artists are brought to entertain, en ' d educate all types of Parkside students. Some of an . Id the programs this semester me u e. . . . Gwendolyn Brooks Wed ., Sept.- 20, ~-00 p._m. . c· a Theatre A poet and Pulitzer-Prize Union mem · d. winner, . - Gwendolyn Brooks grasps her au iences - . with her own intensity of feel mg . . Stan Waterman Wed ., Oct. 11, 8:00 p.m. Union Cinema Theatre. One of the top und_erwa~er photographers, -Stan Waterman works with live sharks . Most recently - " The Deep" . Second City Wed., Nov . 8, 8:~0 p.m . Communication Arts Theatre. Second City is an internationally famous comedy group that has been successful in shows such as "Carol Burnet~" and "Laugh-In". In it's 20 year history, Second City has included such stars as Valerie Harper of Rhoda and John Belushi of Saturday Night Live. COFFEEHOUSE Week-day entertainment is John Gabriel and his committee's main concern . The coffeehouse hosts professional talent as well as the talent of students . Also, mini-folk festivals ~re scheduled throughout the semester. In Union 104--106 you can see .. . George Fischoff Wed., Sept. 20, 8:00 p.m . (Union Square) Combining ·audience participation with sheer talent, George Fischoff is a crowd pleaser who is back again! An evening of "Super Piano." Dave Parker Thurs., Oct. 5, 1 :00 p.m. Dave Parker writes most of the songs he performs and is truly a listening pleasure. John Stiernberg Wed ., Oct. 18, 1 :00 p.m. A guitar and banjo player, John Stiernberg plays folk, blues, and bluegrass with a professional and unique style. Betsy Kaske Wed ., Nov. 1, 1:00 p.m. Betsy Kaske combines vocal control and musical interpretations into an almost perfect performance. Blegen & Sayer Wed., Nov. 15, 8:00 p.m . (Union Square) A comedy team combined with music, Blegen & Sayer play what is called "Classical U.W.-P. On The Air by Michael Murphy Parkside on TV. Will Broadcasting ever be the same? The ari$wer lies in three Parkside students who banded together to form a video news show with Parkside activities as its theme. 10 Cartoon Music." Crazy! Kiwi Wed ., Nov . 29, 8:00 p.m . (Union _Square) This trio specializes in perfect h~rr~1oni~s t~at produces a relaxing and very entertammg listening experience.· . Dave Rudolph Wed ., ·Dec. 6, 1:00 p.m. A guitarist, Dave Rudolph's lyrics po~e questions to his audience on reflections about lite "!nd people. OUTING This committee, with Chelle Phelps as chairperson, organizes outdoor recreational activities . Last year, a ski trip to Winter Park, Colorado was one of it's successful activities . This year it's the Grand Tetons and Jackson Hole: A challenge for beginners and experts, this trip is being planned for January 2-7. An informational meeting will be held in September. Other activities of this committee include canoe trips , rock climbing, camping, bike hikes, and trips to sports events . Don't miss out on all of the fun! Network, written with bl dipped saber by Paddy Chayef· sky, stars William Holden, fay Dunnaway Robert Duval a Peter Finch in a story set within fictional Television network. Chayefsky channels his mai attack on television, the indust and its programing, but alloWS himself sufficient room to attac a variety of subjects such as terrorism (re~mber PattY Rob Gissel, Jon Schoenott, and Terry Maraccini have been involved with media services and the television studi<!l's for quite some time. Last year, with their television experience to back them up, they became instrumental in the development of The Parkside Scene. The Parkside Scene, 1977, though different in many ways from their present news show, acted as a stepping stone to it. Last year's Parkside Scene had no set format to speak of. A new technique was tried each week, either in set_design, style of directing or in the basic approach to its audience. This experi_menting was done in order to find the one format that best fitted their purposes. Though some complained that without a prescribed format the show lacked a consistent, professional style, Rob Gissel; the director of this years show, thought differently. "We saw something good happening with last year's show and we wanted to_carry those ideas over to this year's program." Last year's show was designed as a classroom for students to learn and experiment in television. Those participating received mass media credit. This year, however, none of the three students who put together the program are receiving scholastic credit. ''We are more interested in the experience of working on the program and in putting_ out a good product than receiving any personal recognition," explained Jon Schoenoff the technical director and co-producer of the program. on its own credit and not be associated with last years show at all . "This year we're emphasising long features rather than news " said Tery Maraccini the shows producer," and this semester w~'re no longer associated with P.A.B. We are under the Communications discipline with Dr. Rubin as our advisor." - Hearst), big business, and lovt relationships. The story is powerful, if ~ heavy handed. ChayefskY vIsIons of television ar frightening in their reality. ! Likelihood of such a medI U having so much control ove~ . audience as Chayefsky sees it, too real for comfort. It's on when he dives into the iss that make up the remainder ~ his story, that the film loses To indicate that they are a brand new show, they've renamed the show "ln~ide Parkside" and have eliminated the set design that char~cterized last year's show. They said their purpose will be to provide news and information about Parkside to the Racine com~unity via cable TV channel 8. Their taping will be done in ~t~d10 A, where a perman~nt informal set will be constructed . Along with features ~h~- show will attempt to provide stories dealing with From the information given by Jon, Rob and Terry this year's news show has little in common with the format of last ·years Parkside Scene. The three producers, in fact, want their program to be taken _ consumer act1v1t1es and services offered at Parkside to interested students. . As _last yea~ _the_ show will be taped straight through with no stopping 01..,ed1tmg m order to get the experience of working on a real network type news show and to project a "sense of spontanaeity" The program will be broadcast on Wednesdays at 7 :00 p .m . and 11 :00 p.m . on channel 8. Presently the show is recruiting writing and tech~1cal p_ersonnel and all interested parties are asked to stop b Media Services (CA D-153). y perspective and impact._ . hiY All in all, Network Is higThe worthwhile entertainment. film is superbly acted aha expertly crafted . Given all It i Chayefsky was trying to tack\· one film I don't dispute receiving the Academy AW ar for best screenplay of the ye ".d •• sdaJY,S.pt.mber 6, 1978 Simpson and, Ames mini :;t,Drawings on Display ople. uaret that by John Stewart News Editor ilS~ anal P~~' If you stroll "through the Communication Arts Gallery sometime . ~ soon(before September 21) you will see a display of interesting, if not ~.. down-rightunique drawings by Larry Simpson and Sam Ames. Gallery .'p ~ hours are noon until 5:00 p.m. Monday through Thursday, and Ion 7:00-10:00 p.m., Wednesday and Thursday evenings. Larry Simpson, who has a BFA from Minneapolis and the MFA from 'chigan State University teaches at the Prairie State College in QIIiqa. His work is shown in Chicago and through out the Midwest. "1lrawingis my Art," Mr. Simpson declares in a short 'statement accompanyinghis showing. Drawing for him is an end in itself and not merelya prepatory stage in painting. Some of his subjects are takenfrom photo collages which he constructs to suggest topics tIvoughthe free associations of the photographs. His style might be led a photo-oriented surrealism. However, most importantly he ndsthat all of the subjects for his drawings must excite and ate the visual sense. Ames received his BFA from San Diego State and the MFA UW~Madison and is an associate professor at Rhode Island lege. Hiswork has been exhibited both in Rhode Island and in the t. Unlike Simpson, Mr. Ames is both a draftsman and a , although he has been occupied mainly with drawings y. He says that his drawings deal largely with dream imagery and flow of consciousness imagery but that all his works are taken hom reallife figures: Hismodels may be mirror images, still lifes, photos or whatever strikeshis fancy. In this respect his work is traditional, representing ~alityand not abstraction. This particular showing includes two dlff~rent"styles of drawings which reflect Mr. Ames' evolving art. ,I Whilethe majority of them are highly detailed and involve several 'thin figUres,two are dream-like portraits, perhaps of the artist himself I~~;r-----' drawn before a mirror .J d all Mura/H,its Ree lCenter if fskl • by John Stewart WaltCh, t - . • ... b . h Up th ISensert, an art student at Parks Ide, IS helping to fig ten COlorf:~tudentU,nion Recreation Center with a qU.ite dramatic and ~j cOrn I Wall mural. Painted in acrylics, the mural IS about one half ,e' bill'Pdetedand employs a "striking" illusion effect to depict the lar rOOm h f ; ii, Wreck' as tough reflected in the metallic, round surface 0 a brUsh'~hball. Detai.ls and finishing touches will be done with an air rornpi ough it will have taken about 50hrs of Walt's time to SOmeete, the mural began for him as merely a class project to try Walth new technique.or material in his work. This will be the first time Perh: S ev~r spent more than 30hrs on any single painting. . IVhiteskP~1tn the tradition of the 'mural painted in the old DePartrn e er on the 0'2 level of Greenquist Hall, .the Student Life theRe cent asked Walt to paint this mural to add an,extra touch. to t Center M'p . h II . . SUPpliesf . r., eterson.of Student life, tells us t at a patnttng ki' anoth_ Orthe mural work is being supplied by his office and that h <Iwall· th Ib t at an . 10 e Union Square has been prepared for a mura ut ,l/i ~ishest~terested st~deri~ artist is lacking. If there is anyone who Y' StUdentl'/o down In bistorv in. this. fashion please contact the I e Ofhce at 553-2200.' '. / 'lJ Walt ChrJstensen, mural artist ·- -W-ednesdarr,September 6, 1978 Simpson and, A111es ;~Drawings on Display Opie are) that ining s as onal by John Stewart News Editor ;~~; If you stroll -through the Communication Arts Gallery sometime : A soon (before September 21) you will see a display of interesting, if not ip is down-right unique drawings by Larry Simpson and Sam Ames . Gallery hours are noon until 5:00 p.m . Monday through Thursday, and ·onal 7:00-10:00 p.m., Wednesday and Thursday evenings . Larry Simpson, who has a BFA from Minneapolis and the MFA from noe Michigan State University teaches at the Prairie State College in trips Chicago. His work is shown in Chicago and through out the Midwest. fun! "Drawing is my Art," Mr. Simpson declares in a short ·statement accompanying his showing. Drawing for him is an end in itself and not merely a prepatory stage in painting. Some of his subjects are taken from photo collages which he constructs to suggest topics through the free associations of the photographs . His style might be called a photo-oriented surrealism . However, most importantly he demands that all of the subjects for his drawings must excite and stimulate the visual sense. Sam Ames received his BFA from San Diego State and the MFA from UW-Madison and is an associate professor at Rh?de Island College. His work has been exhibited both in Rhode Island and in the Midwest. Unlike Simpson, Mr. Ames is both a draftsman and a painter, although he has been occupied mainly with drawings recently. He says that his drawings deal largely with dream imagery and flow of consciousness imagery but that all ~is works are taken from real life figures: ~is models may be mirror images, still lifes, photos or whatever bi()(( stnkes his fancy. In this respect his work is traditional, representing h reality and not abstraction. This particular showing includes two ai diff~rent'styl~s ~f drawings which reflect ~r. Ame~' evolving art. ' While the ma1onty of them are highly detailed and involve several I a1, 1· · · • h . igures, two are dream-like portraits perhaps of the artist himself · 1 ·t ,o d , rawn before a mirror wor• · ma ~~r Mural ·ff:ifs Re~ Center ) 'f ~ ~ by John Stewart ski Wait Chr" t . ' · · · b · h i up the S is ense~, an art student at Parks1?e, 1s he_lpmg to r~g ten . 1' colorful tudent Union Recreation Center with a quite dran:,at1c and _ i com I wall mural. Painted in acrylics, the mural is about one half er bill· Pdeted and employs a "striking" illusion effect to depict . the . iar room h . f f ; ,t wrecki as t ough reflected in the metallic, round sur_ ace o _a or brush rrg ball. Details and finishing touches will be done with an air iss!t compj Though it will have taken about 50hrs of Walt's time to )er sorne ete, the mural began for him as merely a class project to try es Walthnewtechniqueor material in h,s work . This will be the first time Perhas ever spent more than 30hrs on any single painting. · · 1i8~ Whites:~~! in the tradition of the _'mural painted in the old 1li Departrn er on the 0:2 level of Greenquist Hall, the Student Life 3' the Re tnt asked Walt to paint this mural to add an extra touch to t~ suppli c 1 enter. Mr. Peterson of Stu.dent Life tells us that all painting W anoth:; w~~ 1 the mural work is being suppli~d by his_ office and that ? ~ that a . in the Union Square has been prepared for a mural but I' . n I ntere t d · · · h 1'1 IV1shes to 5 - e st~derit artist is lacking. If there 1s anyone w o yei Student Ugo down in history in . this_ fashion please contact the 1 e Office at 553-2200. · . . · · . . ,.., · 11 Walt Chdstensen, mural artist Wednesday September 6, 1978 New Faces continued from pg. 2 ing language. His extensive at Glenville State College in renee with computers has West Virginia where she worked allow d him to begin a project on an audio-tutorial program, for ~ o.w~ed to aid computers in this introductory biol~gy, ~~YSI.caJ t:sS~gandhe foresees another six science and media utilization months of work before cornplecourses. tion.·. A PhD. from the University of Michigan, Professor Walter has taught previously at the University of Notre Dame and at the West Virginia College of Graduate Studies. Mr. Walter's hobbies include tennis, sailing. skiing soccer and playing mUSIc. He is' planning on joining the local Racine soccer team and perhaps helping out on the Parkside team as well. Mr. Walter will be teaching all the Don Walter by JohnCramer Professor Don Walter is a new addition to the Psychology Department faculty this yea~. H.ls particular field of interest h~s.In the study of the cognitive processes involved in learn~ng and language acquisition, which has lead him t~ research the possibility of computers acqurrIntramural Sports Begins Intramural football will be played on Mondays, starting September 18th. Entryforms are found in PE Building on Intramural Board - 1st Floor. Entries are due in Loran Hein's office, P.E. 121, on September 13th. Each team needs 12 players and games will be played at 4:00 and 5:30 p.m. Intramural softball will be played on Wednesdays, starting September 20th. Games starting at 4:00 p.m. Entries are to be returned to Loran Hein by September 13th. Entry forms are found on the 1st floor of the PE Bldg. Stock Market Symposium With the daily changes that occur in the stock market, it becomes increasingly difficult for investors to keep current on new financial planning programs, different investment vehicles available and the different avenues stock brokers can offer an individual investor. To combat many of the problems facing the average consumer, the Golden Rondelle Theater is hosting an investment program called, "The Stock Market: In and' Out". The program is planned for September 14 at 7:00 p.m. A panel of experts from the securities field will speak on the different types of stocks and bonds, the changing concepts in the market, long and short term investments, who and where to turn for assistance and the advantages and rewards gained from owning stocks. Often times, . the language common to the securities field seems foreign and almost impossible for the layman to understand. This program is designed to provide the participant with a new concept of investing and to give insight on how to evaluate the various types of investments. The panel will also address the topic of new financial planning as related to the purchase and sale of stocks. This program is free and open to the public. Reservations will be taken beginning September 1 by calling the Rondelle at 554-2154. sections of the Cognit!v~ Process d Psychology Research ~ethods courses this semester. CLASSIFIED AD POUCY 1. COST 20 "') A) Student-Staff - FRl8(lst wo s . (Each additional 10 words or less 25 cents) a.) Non-Student, Staff $1.00 (1st 20 words) (Each additIonal 10 words or less 50 cents) C.) All addItional runs $1.00 I h II bmtsercne but RANGER reserves the right to 2. Every attempt will be made to publ s a su , omitanyad. nere 3 All categorlss will receive preference over perec . I I Wednesday 4: DeadlIne Is Thursday, tue.m. ~orpUbll~t10~=~t;:~1 °a~a~~le in the RANGER office, 5. All classifleds must be submitted on e ~ , . WLLC 0-139. INDEX 1. Forsale 2. Wanted 3. Housing <, 4. Employment 5. Transportation 6. Personals SHARE APARTMENT: Two spacious bedrooms and den, many closets. Heated pool, laUndry facilities and storage locker. Cambridge Apartments located on the lake, four blocks north of Carthage. $140 includes rent, heat, electric, telephone, parking and air' conditioning. Share with congenial, professIonal man. Call try Vande Vrede 551·7686 (home) or 654-8681, Ext. 456 (office). HELP WANTED: Campus Employment. Stockroom Assistant; must be avalla~le at least three mornings per week and have valid drivers license. Phone 553-2228. WANTED: r ide toland/or from UWM; Tuesday and Thursday prior 11 a.m. and after 6:30 p.m. will share expenses. Phone 694-6889. FOR SALE: Airequlpt Slide Projector, 127 slide magazines and slide stacker. Phone 554-9082. FOR SALE: 1973 cnevene Hatchback Wagon - (Excellent condition), Standard Transmission, trailer hitch. Good tires and snow tires. Heavy duty radiator and alternator. New shocks, new exhaust system, block heater, new battery. Phone 554-9082. 12 Events Friday, Sept. 8 Earth Science Club Meeting; 1:00 PI·m., GR 113. A br ti Everyone IS we come. organizational mk~;IOl g l ·be shown at 8:00 p.rn. in the Uni . • "Networ WI MOVIe. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parks" Cinema Thedat$r~·oofor a guest. Sponsored by the Parksi student an . Activities Board. Sunday, Sept. 10 Movie: "Network" will be shown at 7:30 p.m , in Cinema Theatre. Saturday, Sept. 9 . t 900 pm in Union Square featuri Dance· starting a . ., P ksid d • drni at the door is $1.00 for ar SI e stu "Synod". A rrussron . and $1.50 for a guest. THE BACK DOOR 2608 21st St. 634·3810 OPEN EVENINGS By Appointment Only FEMALE STAFF Hairstyling, Facials. Manicures FOR MEN complete line of RK products for Men Selling Advertising is as Simple as I ·2 •3 ...of,_ . .- 4_ ..,,-.- _ • ...... 11-. ...... _ .. " ... .... w -, -a,-., .,. ...;.~ . . 1 PREPARED CALL LIST. Ranger has created 3 steps to make selling advertising space as simple as 1-2-3. Ranger will provide you with a prepared call list of potential advertisers in ~he Racine-Kenosha area to call on. Ranger also provides you with all you need to take your first step in earning your 12 percent commission, including information about how to sell ad. vertising space. A good opportunity for business and psychology students! 2 PHONE FOR AN APPOINTMENT. When 'you recgive your prepared call list and the ad. vertising information you need, you are ready to begin the second step --phoning- for an appointment. Don't worry about running up a bill at home, Ranger has 2 phones that can be used for setting up your appointments free for you to use almost all day. We'll make it possible for you to receive free beer, lunches, bowling, pool, ping-pong, movie tickets and a bunch of other exciting gifts for achieving or exceeding your sales goal for the week, which isn't to hard-eome down to our office for the details. 3 -~ ..._~. SEE JON FLANAGA~ OR CHRIS MILLER FOR FURTHER DETAILS ON HOW SELLING ADVERTISING , CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS I -Z -3!! STOP AT THE BUSINESS. This is the most Important step in selling advertising space. It requires you to be prepared to seli yourself, the newspaper, and the ad. You must be ready to answer the questions of the merchant, obtain his-her confidence and provide the advertising services he-she will require. You must be prepared for this step, and we'll make sure you are!! This is GREAT EXPERIENCE for anyone who, in their career, wUI be dea.ling with people! Ranger office located next to the coffee shop in WLLC, . . Phone 553-2287 or 553-2295 I iAiSJJiiKBltOJiiUlilt;m jan mit mil Wednesday September 6, 1978 New faces continued from P9• ~ ing language. His extensive at West Glenville State College in rience with computers has Virginia where she worked e;te· d him to begin a project on an audio-tutorial program_ for ~ 0 .we d to aid computers in this introductory biology, ~~ysi.cal t::~g;:d he foresees another six science and media utill]'.at1on months of work before complecourses. Don Walter by John Cramer Professor Don Walter is a new addition to the Psycholog~ Department faculty this yea~. H_is particular field of interest li~s. in the study of the cognit~ve processes involved in learn~ng and language acquisition, which has lead him to_ research t~e possibility of computers acqu1rIntramural Sports Begins Intramural football will be played on Mondays, starting September 18th. Entry forms are found in PE Building on Intramural Board - 1st Floor. Entries are due in Loran Hein's office, p .E. 121, on September 13th. Each team needs 12 players and games will be played at 4:00 and 5:30 p.m. Intramural softball will be played on Wednesdays, start~ng September 20th. Games starting at 4:oo p.m. Entries are to be returned to Loran Hein by September 13th. Entry forms are found on the 1st floor of the PE Bldg. tion . . f A Ph .D. from the University o Michigan, Professor Walter has taught previously at the University of Notre Dame and at the West Virginia College of Graduate Studies. Mr. Walter's hobbies include tennis, saili~g, skiing soccer and playing music. He is' planning on joining the local Racine soccer team and perhaps helping out on the Parkside team as well. Mr. Walter will be teaching all the sections of the Cognit~vf Pro<:_eS~ d Psychology Researc :ethods courses this semester. CLASSIFIED AD POLICY 1. COST A l Student-Staff - Free (1st 20 words) . (Each additional 10 words or less 25 cents) B.) Non-Student, Staff $1.00 (1st 20 words) (Each additional 1 o words or less 50 cents) c.) All additional runs $1 .00 1 h 2 II bmisslons but RANGER reserves the right to . Every attempt will be made to publ s a su ' omit any ad. 3 All · onals categories will receive preference over pers . In Wednesday 4: Deadline Is Thursday, 10a.m. for publl~tlon on t~:~10 5. All classifieds must be ;a1t!ii1e In the RANGER office, submitted on t e gre~in ' . WLLC D-139. INDEX 1. Forsale 2. wanted 3. Housing 4. Employment 5. Transportation 6. Personals SHARE APARTMENT: Two spacious bedrooms and den, many closets. Heated pool, laundry facilities and storage locker. Cambridge Apartments located on the lake, four blocks north of Carthage. $140 Includes rent, heat, electric, telephone, par1dng and air' conditioning. Share with congenial, professional man. Call Irv Vanda Vrede 551-7686 (home) or 654.a681 , Ext. 456 (office). HELP WANTED: Campus Employment. Stockroom Assistant; must be available at least three mornings per week and have valid drivers license. Phone 553-2226. WANTED: r Ide to/and/or from UWM . Tuesday and Thursday prior 11 a.m. and after 6 :30 p.m. will share expenses. Phone 694-6869. FOR SALE: Alrequlpt Slide Projector, 127 slide magazines and slide stacker. Phone 554-9082. FOR SALE: 1973 Chevelle Hatchback Wagon - (Excellent condition). Standard Transmission, trailer hitch . Good tires and snow tires. Heavy duty radiator and alternator. New shocks, new exhaust • system, block heater, new battery . Phone 554-9082. 12 Events . Friday, Sept. 6 E rth Science . Cl. u b Meeting· 1:00 p.m., GR 113. A bri~ a . . ' I tin Everyone is we come. organizational · • mk~; . gll . be shown at 8:00 p .m. in the Uni<lil "Networ wi ~ovie. Admission at the door is $1 ,00 for a Parksi~ Cinema Thedat$r~· 00 student for a guest. Sponsored by the Parksi~ an · ActiJities Board. Saturday, Sept. 9 · t 9·00 p m in Union Square featuri~ "Synod" Dance: stadrti~g . a at. the d~o·r is $1.00 for Parkside students . A mIssIon . and $1.50 for a guest; Sunday, Sept.10 Movie: "Netw~rk" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in Cinema Theatre . THE BACK DOOR 2608 21st St. 634-3810 OPEN EVENINGS By Appointment Only FEMALE STAFF Hairstyling, Facials, Manicures FOR MEN complete line of RK products for Men Stock Market Symposium With the daily changes that occur in the stock market, it becomes increasingly difficult for investors to keep current on new financial planning programs, different investment vehicles available and the different avenues stock brokers can offer an individual investor. Selling Advertising is as Simple as :l • 2 • 3 To combat many of the problems facing the average consumer, the Golden Rondelle Theater is hosting an investment program called, "The Stock Market: In and Out". The program is planned for September 14 at 7:00 p.m. A panel of experts from the securities field will speak on the different types of stocks and bonds, the <:hanging concepts in the market, long and short term investments, who and where to turn for assistance and the advantages and rew~rds gained from owning stocks. Often times, · the language common to the securities field seems foreign and almost impossible for the layman to understand . This program is designed to provide the participant with a new concept of investing and to give insight on how to evaluate the various types of investments. The panel will afso address the topic of new financial planning as related to the purchase and sale of stocks. This program is free and open to the public. Reservations will be taken beginning September 1 by calling the Rondelle at 554-2154. l PREPARED simple as 1-2-3 CALL LIST. Ranger has created 3 steps to make selling advertising space as . Ranger will provide you with a prepared call list of potential advertisers Racine-Kenosha in ~he step in earning your area to call on. Ranger also provides you with all you need to take your first 12 percent commission, vertising space. A including information about how to sell adgoo~ opportunity for business and psychology students! 2 ur~3 - -~- PHONE vertising FOR information AN APPOINTMENT. When 'you receive your prepared call list and the adpointment. Don't worry you need, you ar~ ready to begin the second step --phoning· for an ap· for setting up your about running up a bill at home, Ranger has 2 phones that can be used you to receive appointments free for you to use almost all day. We'll make it possible for exciting gifts free beer, lunches, bowling, pool, ping-pong, movie tickets and a bunch of other down for achieving or exceeding your sales goal for the week, which isn't to hard--come to our office for the details. · STOP requires AT you THE BUSINESS. This is the most important step in selling advertising space. It answer the questions to be prepared to sell yourself, the newspaper, and the ad. You must be ready to services of the merchant, obtain his-her confidence and provide the advertising This he-she will require. You must be prepared for this step, and we'll make sure you are!! is GREAT EXPERIENCE for anyone who, in their career, will be dealing with people! SEE JON FLANAGAN Oil CHRIS MILLER FOil FUil THEil DETAILS I ON HOW SELLING ADVERTISING CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS~· 2 · 3!! ~anger olliee l~eated next to the eoffee_·shop in WLLC, Phone 553·2287 or 553·2295 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document er Wednesday May 10, 1978 Vol. 7 No. 32 Parkside has a iump on 1980 clientele Uw-Parksfde has a head start on the future because It already has the kind of student body and program direction that will be necessary to serve the changed educational clientele of the 1980s That was the key message UW-P Chancellor Alan E Guskm presented in his report to the University of Wisconsin System Board of Regents Friday during Its May meeting at Parks Ide Cuskin said "Three enrollment characteristics, in particular, distinguish ParksIde from most of the other campuses In the System" nearly 40% of Its students are older than "tradmcnallv-aged" college students, compared with less than half that for the UW System as a whole, about 50% of Its students are part-time, compared with about 20% for the UW System, a little more than 7% of Its student body IScomprised of etbrnc minorities, compared With lessthan 4% for the UW System He said that within five years, adults will make up 45 to .50% of UW·P's student body, part-tune students WIll comprise about 60%, and about 10% will be minorities The regional population is beginning to Shift, SO that by 1980 the 15-25 year old group wtll be declining and the 3O-SOyear old group Chancellor Alan Guskin will be increasing," he said in his report contin •• d on P.I. 7 herr' Last e ping the aiutes in Arizona Indian Tribe who reside in that region of northern Arizona. The Kaibab Paiutes, who maintain a history in that area dating back to 1150 A.D., had designed plans for a proposed campground site, to drum up increased tourist revenue, the basis of existance for many Southwestern Indian tribes. It was discovered later that their proposed campground site extended over an Archaeology site. Financially unable to comply to the Environmental Impact Statement and excavate the Site, the Kaibab Paiutes accepted an invitation from Parkside's Applied Anthropology Field School to excavate the site. The project was not only successful, both in completing the excavation and providing instructional training for students, but also 10 establishing a positive rapport with the Kaibab Paiute tribe. The following year the Applied Anthropology Field School chose to return to northern Arizona to partake in another project involving the Kaibab Paitute tribe. Plans for a motel complex on the Paitute reservations were drawn up. Before actual construction could begin, however, the tribe needed information of the type of tourist who would most likely utilize the facility. ·A questionnaire-type format was designed by Parkside's Field School and interviews were conducted with tourists at random. The report that arose from the results of the questionnaire (Reservation - Based Tourism: Implications of Tourist Attitudes for Native American Economic Development), was sent to the tribe, in April 76 and later presented by Ms. last at the Society for Applied Anthropology Annual Meeting. The Kaibab Paiute tribe, as a direct result of the report, shelved plans for a motel complex and decided to concentrate their efforts on further developing campground facilities and providing for tourist interest as indicated in the report such as hiking trails, museum, Archaeology sites and Indian cultural events. Cheryl explained how her involvement in the Appl ied Anthropology Field School has been an exciting and worthwhile venture. Never having left the midwest, she found her trip to Arizona, living in a tent for five weeks and at one point camping only 50 feet from the Grand Canyon, fascinating and extremely educational. This summer, the Field Michael J. Murphy Associate Editor Occasionally, and perhaps not often enough, this paper attempts to present certain notable accomplishments from students that have either received or are worthy of considerable recognition. Two issues ago, the Ranger published a press release concerning an anthropological report that was presented at an Anthropological convention in Merida, Mexico. The story, however, only managed to cover the more general aspects of the presentation and neglected the overall importance of the paper and the accomplishments of its authors. Cheryl last, who co-authored the paper with Dr. Richard Stoffle and Michael J. Evans, is an example of a Parkside student who is deserving recognition. Cheryl, a sophomore at Parkside, is one of few students at her collegiate level who can lay claim to having presented and co-authored a major Anthropological report at a major Anthropological convention. Such honors are usually reserved for graduate students or those already established in their field. Cheryl had not always maintained an interest in Anthropology," in fact she flunked her first Anthropology course in the Fall -of 75. Repeating the course that following Spring, she decided to sign up for Field School training program initiated by Dr. Richard Stoffle. Her motives were understandable. She was unhappy with her present scholastic state of affairs and she saw the Field School and the field of Applied Anthropology as a viable alternative. The Field School Cheryl was involved in was the second of it~ type offered through the Anthropology-Sociology divisions. The first Field School partook in the actual excavation of an Archaeological site in Arizona. Arizona law dictates that any Archaeological site uncovered in any developmental excavation is subject to protection in the interest of Archeology and Anthropology. Parkside was bestowed the unusual priviledge of partaking in the Archaeolofl~ giggings, provid~ng instructional training to stuc-nts as well as adding to the overall history of the area. Students helped in uncovering important subter-anean religious structures at the site. Parkside's involvement in the excavation of the site evolved from the needs of the Kaibab Paiute ., , !:. School, With Cheryl acung as a foreperson, will assist the Kaibab Paiute tribe In building an educational hiking trer! for tounsts and Will gather information to be used In the formulation of an educational guide booklet covenng the history of the Kaibab Paiute tribe and certain geographical sites of interest in the area Parkside is one of the few umversmes In the country to maintain such a unique relationship With a Southwestern American Indian tribe The Field School's concern for the Kaibab Paiute tribe illustrates how Anthropology and Sociology can not only study and analyze cultures, but can also aid in their advancement and continual existance. In this sense,the Field School here at Parkside exists as an example to other such university organizations And what of Cheryll She plans to pursue a future in Anthropology and IS presently filtenng out prospective Graduate schools. Now, with her coauthored paper soon to be submitted for publication, her future is most definitely assured. dn y V I. 7 y 1 I 97 o. 32 Parkside has a iump on 1980 clientele UW-Parkside has a head start on the future because 1t alread has the kind of student body and program direction that will be nece sary to serve the changed educational clientele of th 1980s. That was the key message UW-P Chane llor Alan Cu kin presented in his report to th University of W1 consin Sy t m Bo rd of Regents Frida during its Ma meeting at Parkside . Cuskin said "Three enrollment characteristics, in particular, d1stingu1sh Parkside from most of the other campu e nth S t m"· nearly 40% of its students are old r than " traditional! -a ed" college students, compared with less than half that for th UW System as a whole; about 50% of its students are part-time, compared with bout 20% for the UW System; a little more than 7% of its student bod 1s comprised of thn,c minorities, compared with less than 4% for th UW S st m . He said that within five years, adults will m e up 45 to 50% of UW-P's student body, part-time students will compri about b0%, and about 10% will be minorities . Chancellor Alan Guskin The regional population is beginning to shift, o that by 1980 th 15-25 year old group will be declining and th 30-50 y ar old group will be increasing," he said in his report. continued on page 7 Cheryl Last ___ _ • e ping t e a i utes in Arizona Michael J. Murphy Associate Editor Occasionally, and perhaps not often enough, this paper attempts to present certain notable accomplishments from students that have either received or are worthy of considerable recognition . Two issues ago, the Ranger published a press release concerning an anthropological report that was presented at an Anthropological convention in Merida, Mexico. The story, however, only managed to cover the more general aspects of the presentation and neglected the overall importance of the paper and the accomplishments of its authors . Cheryl Last, who co-authored the paper with Dr. Richard Stoffle and Michael J. Evans, is an example of a Parkside student who is deserving recognition . Cheryl, a sophomore at Parkside, is one of few students at her collegiate level who can lay claim to having presented and co-authored a major Anthropological report at a major Anthropological convention . Such honors are usually reserved for graduate students or those already established in their field . Cheryl had not always maintained an interest in Anthropology; in fact she flunked her first Anthropology course in the Fall -of '75. Repeating the course that following Spring, she decided to sign up for Field School training program initiated by Dr. Richard Stoffle. Her motives were understandable. She was unhappy with her present scholastic state of affairs and she saw the Field School and the field of Applied Anthropology as a viable alternative. The Field School Cheryl was involved in was the second of its type offered through the Anthropology-Sociology divisions. The first Field School partook in the actual excavation of an Archaeological site in Arizona. Arizona law dictates t hat any Archaeological site uncovered in any developmental excavation is subject to pmtection in the interest of Archeology and Anthropology. Parkside was bestowed the unusual priviledge of ~artaki~g in the _A~chaeolofJ" I ~iggings, provid~ng 1nstruct1onal training to stu - nts as well as adding to the overall history of the area. Students helped in uncovering important subte~nean religious structures at the site. Parkside's involvement in the excavation of the site evolved from the needs of the Kaibab Paiute Indian Tribe who reside in that region of northern Arizona. The Kaibab Paiutes, who maintain a history in that area dating back to 1150 A D., had designed plans for a proposed campground site, to drum up increased tourist revenue, the basis of existance for many Southwestern Indian tribes. It was discovered later that their proposed campground site extended over an Archaeology site. Financially unable to comply to the Environmental Impact Statement and excavate the site, the Kaibab Paiutes accepted an invitation from Parkside's Applied Anthropology Field School to excavate the site. The project was not only successful, both in completing the excavation and providing instructional training for students, but also in establishing a positive rapport with the Ka1bab Pa1ute tribe. The following year the Applied Anthropology Field School chose to return to northern Arizona to partake in another proiect involving the Kaibab Paitute tribe. Plans for a motel complex on the Paitute reservations were drawn up. Before actual construction could begin, however, the tribe needed information of the type of tourist who would most likely utilize the facility. ·A questionnaire-type format was designed b Parkside's Field School and interviews were conducted with tourists at random . The report that arose from the results of the quest1onna1re (Reservation - Based Tourism: Implications of Tourist Attitudes for ative American Economic Development), was sent to the tribe, in April 76 and later presented by Ms. Last at the Society for Applied Anthropology Annual Meeting. The Kaibab Paiute tribe, as a direct result of the report, shelved plans for a motel complex and decided to concentrate their efforts on further developing campground facilities and providing for tourist interest as indicated in the report such as hiking trails, museum, Archaeology sites and Indian cultural events. Cheryl explained how her involvement in the Applied Anthropology Field School has been an exciting and worthwhile v~nture. ever having left the midwest, she found her trip to Arizona, living in a tent for five weeks and at one point camping only 50 feet from the Grand Canyon, fascinating and extremely ed1:;1cational. This summer, the Field School, with Ch ryl acting as a for rson, will assist the Kaibab Paiute tribe m building an educational hiking trail for tourist and will gath r information to be used in the formulation of an educational guide booklet covering th h, tory of the Kaibab Paiute tribe and certain geographical sates of interest in the area. Parkside is one of the few uni er 1t1es in th country to maintain such a unique relationship with a Southwestern American Indian tribe. The Freid School's concern for the Ka1bab Pa1ute tribe illustrates how Anthropology and Sociology can not only study and analyze cultures, but can also aid in their advancement and continual existance. In th1 sense, the Field School here at Parkside exists as an example to other such university organizations. And what of Cheryl? She plans to pursue a future in Anthropology and 1s presently filtering out prospective Graduate schools. ow, with her coauthored paper soon to be submitted for publication, her future is most definitely assured Wednesday May 10, 1978 Best professor aw-ard deserved by Bob Jambois On friday, April 28th, the all-student awards committee for the Center for Teaching Excellence met for the last time. Over the course of a month, this committee evaluated the classroom performance of the thirty-two instructors who were nominated by their students for a teaching excellence award. On the basis of personal observations by members of the committee, interviews with students, and an assessment of the professor's SCAFEforms, the committee selected five names from the original list of thirty-two. One or two of these five people will be selected to receive the award by a final selection committee comprised of three students elected from the original awards committee, and three faculty members. In the past some students and many faculty members have criticized the Center's teaching award program as unfair or biased toward instructors with a lenient grading policy. They also question the extent to which inter-disciplinary comparisons of teaching ability can be-considered reliable. They conclude that since the award is not necessary, and the selection system is unfair, the Teaching Excellence Award program should be discontinued. 1 believe the award serves a useful purpose. One of the recurrent themes in student conversations on this campus is the alleged poor quality of instruction, or the low standard of education a student receives. As a result, a large percentage of Parkside students transfer to Madison or Milwaukee to finish their degree requirements. The.awards program can help counteract this phenomenon by making students aware of the fact that there are a number of talented people on.ourfaculty. Clearly, the instructor who receives the award is not necessarily the "best" professorat Parkside. Many fine instructors were not even nominated and consequently were not considered. Furthermore, as noted earlier, the screening process is certainly not perfect. HQ.wis one to define "Teaching Excellence"? How do you compare an advanced Biology lab to an Introductory Humanities class? Can a selection process be devised that will properly weigh all of the diverse but relevant variables that should enter into such a decision? I think not, but I would like to put the criticisms concerning the nominations and evaluation procedures in' the proper perspective. I do not believe that an acceptable standard of fairness entails an exhaustive, ali-inclusive review of the facts. Rather it is generally acknowledged that a reasonably diligent search for information, combined with an unprejudiced assessmentof that information, constitutes a reasonable substitute for omniscience. So, did the committee make a reasonable effort? Did we consider the information before us objectively? I would say that wedid. I was genuinely surprised' by the' level of effort of the students on this committee. Each professor was evaluated at least twice and those that were not screenedout in the first cut were evaluated four times. The number of students on the committee ensured that no professor would suffer at the hands of one biased detractor, or benefit from one particularly spirited defender. There had to be a consensusof opinion before any professor remained in consideration. I am not satisfied that whoever wins the award this year is the "best" that Parkside has to offer. But I do believe that the award recipient will be one of the best and will certainly be deserving of the recognition. 2 Honeck blasted • 13 thru 19 To the editor: Mr. Honeck's exhaustive, if not nauseating criticism of the Ranger (May 3), has added a new dimension to the word useless. I had to stand in awe when I thought of someone actually taking the time to read every . article in the paper and then circling the errors "for Fun." Mr. Honeck's definition of fun is QuestionablEtat least and I am sure I would not want to meet him at a party, as my definition of fun includes alcoholic beverages, lewd women, and certain carnal acts too disgusting to go into in detail. And I think his major should be quite obvious (refer to BussinessaliaBoringus April 19). Between circling the errors in the paper, writing that brilliantly witty letter, and darning his black socks, I'm sure the better part of his weekend was taken up (and I'm sure it was the better part). And now to the Ranger. I will not defend the errors that are made. I will simply try to explain them and hope that Mr. Honeck, in his magnificent omniscience, can come to sympathize and understand us lowly peons who produce the Ranger. First, let me say that many of the errors are not always made in the writing but sometimes in the typesetting - a process I am sure Mr. Honeck, in his obvious mastery of the newspaper business, is completely unaware of. Many articles, with last minute additions and words written in, can be easily • In misinterpreted in typesetting and appear as a mistake in print though the author of the article was faultless. Secondly, I wish Mr. Honeck would realize that the Ranger is written by students just like him (but hopefully not too much like him) who are not English majors either. Students who work on the newspaper in their spare time, students who get no credit and even less recognition for the\\'- work, students who do not have all the time or talent in the world, who have no journalism classes to help them and no incentives whatsoever to write for 'the paper except personal pride. In short, students who are insane.We do our best. Finally, Mr. Honeck should realize that the Ranger is understaffed and overworked. The majority of work is done by a few dedicated people, late at night or after a hard exam. When they'd rather be home in bed and really don't feel like putting out another issue of the paper ever again, thevre stuck with a deadline and, hard as it is to - believe, mistakes do slip through. So I wish Mr. Honeck would leave us alone with his petty, trivial, and not at all amusing comments. Anyone, even calculus majors, can criticize. It is devastatingly simple and all too widespread today. Getting involved, doing something, making Parkside more than just a building - that is the hard and all too non-frequent part. I suggest Mr. Honeck try it for a change. Pete Vernezze Staff Writer • . ·•. ..... •. . '.... CASH FOR TEXTBOOKS • • • . . . -, YOU NO LONGER NEED MAY You get the same price on. the 13th, , the 19th or any time I between UW Parkside ( Bookstore Monday - Thursday 9 U1. - 7 p.m. Frjday 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. I Wednesday Moy 10, 1978 'R!,nger Cammentary Honeck blasted To the editor: misinterpreted in typesetting and appear as a mistake in print though the author of the article was faultless . Best professor aw~rd deserved Mr. Honeck's exhaustive, if not nauseating criticism of the Ranger (May 3), has added a new dimension to the word useless. I had to stand in awe when I thought of someone actually taking the time to read every Secondly, I wish Mr. Honeck would realize that the Ranger is written by students just like him (but hopefully not too much like him) who are not English majors either. Students who work on the newspaper in their spare time, students who get no credit and even less recognition for theirwork, students who do not have all the time or talent in the world, who have no journalism classes to help them and no incentives whatsoever to write for the paper except personal pride. In short, students who are insane. We do our best. by Bob Jambois On Friday, April 28th, the all-student awards committee for the Center for Teaching Excellence met for the last time. Over the course of a month, this committee evaluated the classroom performance of the thirty-two instructors who were nominated by their students for a teaching excellence award. On the basis of personal observations by members of the committee, interviews with students, and an assessment of the professor's SCAFE forms, the committee selected five names from the original list of thirty-two. One or two of these five people will be selected to receive the award by a final selection committee comprised of three students elected from the original awards committee, and three faculty members . In the past some students and many faculty memeiers have criticized the Center's teaching award program as unfair or biased toward instructors with a lenient grading policy. They also question the extent to which inter-disciplinary comparisons of teaching ability can be considered reliable. They c9nclude that since the award is not necessary, and the selection system is unfair, the Teaching Excellence . , Award program should be discontinued. I believe the award serves a usetul purpose. One of the recurrent themes in student conversations on this campus is the alleged poor quality of instruction, or the low standard of education a student receives. As a result, a large percentage of Parkside students transfer to Madison or Milwaukee to finish their degree requirements . The _awards program can help counteract this phenomenon by making students aware of the fact that there are a number of talented people on -our faculty. Clearly, the instructor who receives the award is not necessarily the "best" professor at Parkside. Many fine instructors were not even nominated and consequently were not considered . Furthermore, as noted earlier, the screening process is certainly not perfect. HQ.w is one to define "Teaching Excellence"? How do you compare an advanced Biology lab to an Introductory Humanities class? Can a selection process be devised that will properly weigh all of the diverse but relevant variables that should enter into such a decision? I think not, but I would like to put the criticisms concerning the nominations and evaluation procedures in · the proper perspective. I do not believe that an acceptable standard of fairness entails an exhaustive, all-inclusive review of the facts . Rather it is generally acknowled1;ted that a reasonably diligent search for information, combined with an unprejudiced assessment of that information, constitutes a reasonable substitute for omniscience. So, did the committee make a reasonable effort? Did we consider the information before us objectively? I would say that we did. I was genuinely surprised' by the level of effort of the students on this committee. Each professor was evaluated at least twice and those that were not screened out in the first cut were evaluated four times . The number of students on the committee ensured that no professor would suffer at the hands of one biased detractor, or benefit from one particularly spirited defender. There had to be a consensus of opinion before any professor remained in consideration . · I am not satisfied that whoever wins the award this year is the " best" that Parkside has to offer. But I do believe that the award recipient will be one of the best and will certainly be deserving of the recognition. . article in the paper and then circling the errors "for Fun." Mr. Honeck's definition of fun is questionable. at least and I am sure I would not want to meet him at a party, as my definition of fun includes alcoholic beverages, lewd women, and certain carnal acts too disgusting to go into in detail. And I think his major should be quite obvious (refer to Bussinessalia Boringus April 19). Between circling the errors in the paper, writing that brilliantly witty letter, and darning his black socks, I'm sure the better part of his weekend was taken up (and I'm sure it was the better part). And now to the Ranger. I will not defend the errors _ that are made. I will simply try to explain them and hope that Mr. Honeck, in his magnificent omniscience, can come to sympathize and understand us lowly peons who produce the Ranger. , First, let me say that many of the errors are not always made in the writing but sometimes in the typesetting - a process I am sure Mr. Honeck, in his obvious mastery of the newspaper business, is completely unaware of. Many articles, with last minute additions and words written in, can be easily . ::· ; : .. .:,. ; : .... ,. : : ·~.: .: Finally, Mr. Honeck should realize that the Ranger is understaffed and overworked. - The majority of work is done by a few dedicated people, late at night or after a hard exam . When they'd rather be home in bed and really don't feel like putting out another issue of the paper ever again, they:re stuck with a deadline and, hard as it is to believe, mistakes do slip through . So I wish Mr. Honeck would leave us alone with his petty, trivial, and not at all amusing comments . Anyone, even calculus majors, can criticize. It is devastatingly simple and all too widespread today. Getting involved, doing ·something, making Parkside more than just a building - that is the hard and all too non-frequent part. I suggest Mr. Honeck try it for a change. CASH FOR TEXTBOOKS YOU NO LONGER NEED MAY 13 thru 19 . You get the same price on. the 13th, I the 19th c;,r any time • 1n between UW Parkside I Bookstore Monday - Thursday 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Friday 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Saturday 10 a.m. - t p.m. -' I do not believe in an afterlife: but I am bringing a change of underwear just in case. Woody Allen STRANGER Wednesday May 10, 1978 Vol. 500,999,111 No. 1.123 Guskin to be reassigned Chancellor Alan E. Guskin had his duties reassigned today after a lengthy five second discussion with the chairman of the Executive Committee-of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin who is also the President of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin (I'd hate to see that guy's stationary). The discussion, Stranger was told in an off-therecord meeting. with Asst. Chancellor O. Clayton Johnson, began and ended when the chairman said to Guskin, "You're Fired". Johnson also stated that he and other administrative staff members were expecting this to happen, especially after the administrative staff sent memos to the chairman calling him "an incompetent, incapable, inaccessible, inactive, impediment, immature, inactive, impure, inadequate, incompatible, incomprehensible, inconclusive, blundering idiot," and signing Guskin name to it. "Without Cary Goetz (asst. Chancellor for Administration)," Johnson continued, "we would have failed in our attempt to overthrow the Guskin regime because it was he who finally mastered the signature and the spelling of Guskin's name. It took many months of practice, Gary gbt the style down within the first week but had many problems spelling AI." When Goetz was approached about the incident, he said, (confiding in Stranger's integrity of not saying who their informers are) "Hell yes, we worked on this thing for months, Guskin was getting too close to the students, we were afraid he was going to blow the whistle on us for buying a dozen police dogs to keep the students out of the penthouse. Those (explectives removed to maintain STRANCER'S high code of standards) students are (explectives are once again removed) we just don't want any students in this god-damned (oops) complex." Guskins new duties, officially to be announced later this week, are probably going to c -nsist of answering the telephone, typing letters, memos, and requisitions, filing, answering the phone some more, typing more memos, letters, and requisitions, filing copies of all the letters, memos, and requisitions, and occasionally using the Xerox machine (if he behaves himself). Guskin refused to comment on the reassignment, but in a bewildered look said Quietly under his breath "This is craziness." ... p.ge 43 '!IIr.tory Gu.kin: 'Tlii. I. cr.zi .... ' 'Honesty in menu terminology' now law The Government announced yesterday that a new "honesty in menu terminology" law will be enforced immediately. This statement was released from the White House by Amy Carter in the absence of the President's presssecretary. Ms. Carter, in fact, was instrumental in the passage of the law. last week, while eating in a local Washington Big Boy, she ordered "dried beef on toast with coffee" and was in reality served a "stuffed cabbage with grapefruit juice." This unforgiveable oversight, '1hich Ms. Carter attributed misleading menu advertisement, prompted her to complain to her father who countered with legislative action. Ms. Carter stated that the bill has actually been hanging for many years, ever since her school cafeteria began calling hamburger "Salisbury Steak" and ever since her friend Mary Lou got sick on what was called a "fish sandwich" but was in reality a "Betty Crocker pot holder." Ms. Carter feels that this is one of the more important legislative actions she's been involved in and should show the "big nasty restaurant owners that she means business." What the law states, in essence, is that all restaurants, delicatessens and food operating or vending companies must exercise a greater literal interpretation of what they offer to the public so as to avoid any misconception of menu listings." Ms. Carter, who is presently in the process of suing the Taco Bell Corporation because a dish of hot sauce refused to wash out of her "Winnie the Pooh" blouse feels that this is one of the more important legislative actions she's been involved in an'; apologized for repeating what she said tn the earlier paragraph In recognition of the new "honesty in menu termmologv' law, the Union Cafeteria has rewritten their present menu Instead of bacon, eggs and m.lk for breakfast, patrons can now expect to be served "scorched stnps of swine flesh, fried embryo of chicken, and white cow secretion" Other menu changes are pending public reaction. STRANGER Wednesday May 10, 1978 Vol. 500,999,111 No. 1.123 I do not believe in an afterlife: but I am bringing a change of underwear just in case. Woody Allen .. see page 43 f~r story Guskin to be reassigned Chancellor Alan E. Guskin had his duties reassigned today after a lengthy five second discussion with the chairman of the Executive Committee of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin who is also the President of the Board of Regents of the University System of the State of Wisconsin (I 'd hate to see that guy's stationary). The discussion, Stranger was told in an off-therecord meeting_ with Asst. Chancellor 0 . Clayton Johnson, began and ended when the chairman said to Guskin, "You're Fired". Johnson also stated that he and other administrative staff members were expecting this to happen, especially after the administrative staff sent memos to the chairman calling him " an incompetent, incapable, inaccessible, inactive, impediment, immature, inactive, impure, inadequate, incompatible, incomprehensible, inconclusive, blundering idiot," and signing Guskin name to it. "Without Gary Goetz (asst. Chancellor for Administration)," Johnson continued, "we would have failed in our attempt to overthrow the Guskin regime because it was he who finally mastered the signature and the spelling of Guskin's name. It took many months of practice, Gary got the style down within the first week but had many problems spelling Al " When Goetz was approached about the incident, he said, (confiding in Stranger's integrity of not saying who their informers are) " Hell yes, we worked on this thing for months, Guskin was getting too close to the students, we were afraid he was going to blow the whistle on us for buying a dozen police dogs to keep the students out of the penthouse. Those (explectives removed to maintain STRANGER'S high code of standards) students are (explectives are once again removed) we just don't want any students in th is god-damned (oops) complex ." Guskins new duties, officially to be announced later this week, are probably going to <. -nsist of answering the telephone, typing letters, memos, and requisitions, filing, answering the phone some more, typing more memos, letters, and requisitions, filing copies of all the letters, memos, and requisitions, and occasionally using the Xerox machine (if he behaves himself). Guskin refused to comment on the reassignment, but in a bewildered look said quietly under his breath "This is craziness." Gusldn: 'This is craline11' 'Honesty. in menu terminology' now law The Government announced yesterday that a new "honesty in menu terminology" law will be enforced immediately. This statement was released from the White House by Amy Carter in the absence of the President's press secretary. Ms. Carter, in fact, was instrumental in the passage of the law. Last week, while eating in a local Washington Big Boy, she ordered "dried beef on toast with coffee" and was in reality served a "stuffed cabbage with grapefruit juice." This unforgiveable oversight, 1hich Ms. Carter attributed misleading menu advertisement, prompted her to complain to her father who countered with legislative action. Ms. Carter stated that the bill has actually been hanging for many years, ever since her school cafeteria began calling ' hamburger "Salisbury Steak" and ever since her friend Mary Lou got sick on what was called a "fish sandwich" but was in reality a "Betty Crocker pot holder." Ms . Carter feels that this is one of the more important legislative actions she's been involved in and should show the "big nasty restaurant owners that she means business." What the law states, in essence, is that all restaurants, delicatessens and food operating or vending companies must exercise a greater literal interpretation of what they offer to the public so as to avoid any misconception of menu listings • Ms. Cacter, who 1s presently in the process of suing the Taco Bell Corporation because a dish of hot sauce refused to wash out of her "Winnie the Pooh" blouse feels that this is one of the mor~ important legislative actions shes been involved in ;inn apologized for repeating what she said in the earlier paragraph In recognition of the new ''honesty in menu terminology# law, the Union Cafetena has rewritten their pr ent menu. Instead of bacon, eggs and milk for breakfa t, patrons can now expect to be serv d " scorched strips of swine fie h, fried embryo of chicken, and white cow secretion". Other menu change are pending public reaction . 4 Wednesday May 10, 1978 STRANGER Sex Department ,to co-op changes image challenge FJH-FWB&C but discriminating against the rest of Homo renters. FjHFWB&C president Father Dorothy john says that their students' right to sexual freedom will be violated if the Sex Department prevails. But the government says that by entering into an agreement with a large portion of Homo's landlords, FJHFWB&C is violating the.right of many Homo residents/to live where they want. 'Homo's Chamber of Commerce has received numerous complaints from a number of gay bars in the area charging that the decision will seriously hamper the area's gay business. Sex department officials said that they would delay court action if FJHFWB&C agreed to negotiate a sexual settlement, but University sources indicated that they saw little room in their schedule for compromise and were expecting litigation. The US Department of Sex is challenging Father John's Home for Wayward Boys & Chicks policy of requiring off-campus students to live in sex-segregated housing. The federal government plans to sue FJHFWB&C, charging violations of the Free Loving Act. Sponsored by the Late In The Day Sinners Church (Hormone), FjHFWB&C prohibits all virgin men and women students, Hormone or not, from living in any Homo, Utah housing that is not a single-sex dwelling. The Sex Department's beef is not with FJHFWB&C policy, but with its effects on Homo's rental policies. The department's accusation, along with the Homo nonstudent who initiated the complaint, is that FjHFWB&C and 36 Homo landlords are accomodating the 160,000 FjHFWB&C off-campus students, Food Co-op remodeled at a cost overrun of $1.5 million _ story on page 45 Carnal Activities for the Handyman unexplored field but should earn him enough money to continue his research on sex roles in carivorous plants . Skittles is 103 years old. at age thirty with the daughter of an Arabian camel salesman while in the Foreign legion. This, Skittles stated, prodded him to his current research. Skittles said that his current lecture tour should not only enlighten interested students into this new ann vastlv Dr. Skittles is the auther of several books concerning the subject of his lecture including Everything You Always Wanted To Know about Household Maintenance But Were Afraid To Ask and The Handicraft Guide To Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittle's wite,_ otherwise known as Mrs. Dr. Skittles, whole-heartedly supports her husband in his studies, expeciaJIy chapters 10 through 14 in The Handicraft Guide to Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittles admitted to being sexually inhibited as a child, having his first sexual encounter Beastiality, Sodomy and Home Repairs will be the topic of a iecture by Dr. Tippy Skittles. Dr. .Skittles, presently a resident at .the Ed Gein school of Criminal Insanity and Creative Upholstery holds a MS in Social Psychology, a as in Chemical Engineering and is a certified plumber. AIN'T NO MORE BOWLING TOURNEY Entry Fee $1.00 Includes bowling, beer, pool & foosbal Sponsored cooperation by E.F. with Madrigrano Parkside Union • In MAY n7 p.m. to 10 p.m. J PRIZES! Mugs. T shirts. Bowling & year's supply of free Certificates beer Wednesday May 10, 1978 STRANGER CO-OP changes image food Co-op remodeled at a cost overrun of $1.5 million . story on page 45 4 Sex Department ~to challenge FJHFWB&C The US Department of Sex is challenging Father John's Home for Wayward Boys & Chicks policy of requiring off-campus students to live in sex-segregated housing. The federal government plans to sue FJHFWB&C, charging viol~tions of the Free Loving Act. Sponsored by the Late In The Day Sinners Church (Hormone), FJHFWB&C prohibits all virgin men and women students, Hormone or not, from living in any Homo, Utah housing that is not a single-sex dwelling. The Sex Department's beef is not with FJHFWB&C policy, but with its effects on Homo's rental policies . The department's accusation, along with the Homo nonstudent who initiated the complaint, is that FJHFWB&C and 36 Homo landlords are accomodating the 160,000 FJHFWB&C off-campus students, but discriminating against the rest of Homo renters . FJHFWB&C president Father Dorothy John says that their students' right to sexual freedom will be violated if the Sex Department prevails . But the government says that by entering into an agreement with a large portion of Homo's landlords, FJHFWB&C is violating the _right of many Homo residents1 to live wh,ere they want. Homo's Chamber of Commerce has received numerous complaints from a number of gay bars in the area charging that the decision will seriously hamper the area's gay business . Sex department officials said that they would delay court action if FJHFWB&C agreed to negotiate a sexual settlement, but University sources indicated that they saw little room in their schedule for compromise and were expecting litigation. Carnal Activities for the Handyman Beastiality, Sodomy and Home Repairs will be the topic of a lecture by Dr. Tippy Skittles . Dr. Skittles, presently a resident at · the Ed Gein school of Criminal Insanity and Creative Upholstery holds a MS in Social Psychology, a BS in Chemical Engineering and is a certified plumber. Dr. Skittles is the auther of several books concerning the subject of his lecture including Everything You Always Wanted To Know about Household Maintenance But Were Afraid To Ask and The Handicraft Guide To Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittle's wite, _ otherwise known as Mrs. Dr. Skittles, whole-heartedly supports her husband in his studies, expecially chapters 10 through 14 in The Handicraft Guide to Sexual Positions. Dr. Skittles admitted to being sexually inhibited .as a child, having his _first sexaal encounter at age thirty with the daughter of an Arabian camel salesman while in the Foreign Legion. This, Skittles stated, prodded him to ,his current research . Skittles said that his current lecture tour should not only en I ighten interested students into this new anci vastlv unexplored field but should earn him enough money to continue his research on sex roles in carivorous plants . Skittles is 103 years old . AIN'T NO MORE BOWLING TOURNEY Entry Fee $1.00 Includes bowling, beer, pool & foosba·I Sponsored by E.F. Madrigrano in cooperation with Parkside Union J MAY 11 th 7 p.m. to 1 Q p.m. PRIZES! Mugs• T shirts• Bowling & year's supply of free Certificates beer Wednesday May JO, J978 STRANGER Ethnocentric chart released A complete chart outlining the Minorities Week, several stuentire ethnocentric makeup of dents from the sociology Parkside's 1978 enrollment was discipline partook in a social released last Friday as a part of exchange program. Students the Let's Make the Minorities were required to go out in their Feel Welcome Day ceremony. respective communities and The celebration was a part of wash cars, check baggage; shine National Minorities Week as shoes and pick apples in order to designated by President Carter. gain insight into certain minority Festivities included taco -occupations. At the end of the making and hat dancing in 0111, day students were also required prayer shawl knitting and to pick a minority on the street sabbath prayer instructions in and agree to a home exchange the Corum. Arts parking lot, a Pat for the evening. Students were O'Brien look-a-like contest in then asked to write a paper on Union Square, seal harponing their experience and the reaction and igloo building at the Phy. Ed. of their parents. Pool, and stereotype caricaturing The ethnocentric chart of in main place. Parks ide's student population The day ended with an address was compiled and tabulated by from the Imperial Grand Knight the League of Women Voters. of the Northern chapter of the Indfvidual test SCOres from Ku Klux Klan explaining new the university's placement exam methods of dealing with were tabulated and compared to minority neighbors and the national averages. From these advantages of permanant press national averages, which took sheets. into account race as a In recognition of National determining factor in, rating exam scores, the ethnocentric makeup of the student was determined. The chart reads as follows: Peruvian 64% White Anglo Saxon Amer 31% Black 2% Other 2% Irish 1% "Although basically an approximation," said Harry Gonzales, head of the- League of Women Voters, "1 feel that this chart accurately reflects Parksides racial demographics." The PAB Cinema Board, recognizing the only 2% population of blacks at Parks ide, have released their list of movies for the Fall 78 season. The list includes; The Birth of a Nation, the best of Stepin Fetchit, a selection of Amos and Andy shorts and Song Of The South, which will be capped by a faculty minstrel show in recognition of George Wallaces's birthday. Women top Men In sports action this past week the girls softball team gave the men's tennis team more than they could handle in a game of monopoly. This came as somewhat of an upset seeing as how athletes, especially women athletes have traditionally been of somewhat less intelligence than the average person. However, this loss by the tennis team can be easily explained by talking to the average tennis player. This writer was not able to find a tennis player on the team that could talk with a mouthful of tennis balls, so no P .A.B. Presents: SATURDAY MAY 20 interviews were possible. In other sports news, tryouts for the Parkside women's nude swimming relay team are being held this weekend in the darkroom of the Ranger office. Ask for the sports editor or call 553-2295 for an appointment. 4 COtmST • I at ') • What IS a Clarnatot Where is It found? Does It grow' Who mvemed it? Do you eat It, drink It, picket la \'\Ihere do you buy it, In a hardware store, a supermarket, an apothecary Shoplls It sexy' This unusual research challenge has been hurled at America's college students by a company that has absolute mterest In finding the most Intngulng and humorous definition of a Clamato, whatever It IS. Mr Anng Dumbrowskr, president of the Dumbv-Sku Company, announces that 1 billion dollars be rewarded to the college student creating the best description of the hybrid Five addnional dollars (hint, hint) will go to a runner-up and $250 will be awarded to the person whose response IS chosen third best A panel of famous Judges Will select the wmn rs. according to Mr Dumbrowski, who said the competition will start on May 31, and Will end November 3, 1978 The contest is open to any current full-time college student in the United States The answer to "What IS a Clarnato!", can be submitted in the form of an article, short story, fable, a painting, cartoon, jingle, photograph or sculpture, or any other means a student may employ. Contestants may enter as many times as they wish and no proof of purchase IS necessary All entries should be sent to: What is a Clamato Contest 1717th Floor 1212-12th Avenue of the South American New York, N) 1003600 All entries and ideas cannot be returned and WIll become the property of the Dumbv-Skf Company Decisions of the judges will never be final Be sure to provide your name and address as well as the name of your college or uruversitv With your entry SUNDAY MAY 21 1:00 5:00 Legs Contest Gong Show 5:45 Doors re-open - Synod - Bad Boy - Heartstrings 6:00 doors open - Headstone ADMISSION SUN: $2.50 U.W.P. Students $2.50 Guests $3.50 Guests SAT: $1.50 U.W.P. Students U.W. & Wisc. I.D.'s Required Wednesday May 1(1, 1978 STRANGER Ethnocentric chart released • A complete chart outlining the Minorities Week, several stuentire ethnocentric makeup of dents .from the sociology Parkside's 1978 enrollment was discipline partook in a social released last Friday as a part of exchange program. Students the Let's Make the Minorities were required to go out in their Feel Welcome Day ceremony. respective communities and The celebration was a part of wash cars, check baggage,_ shine National Minorities Week as shoes and pick apples in order to designated by President Carter: gain insight into certain minority Festivities included taco - occupations. At the end of the making and hat dancing in D111, day students were also required prayer shawl knitting and to pick a minority on the street sabbath prayer instructions in and agree to a home exchange the Comm. Arts parking lot, a Pat for the evening. Students were O'Brien look-a-like contest in then asked to write a paper on Union Square, seal harponing their experience and the reaction and igloo building at the Phy. Ed . of their parents. Pool, and stereotype caricaturing The ethnocentric chart of in main place. Parkside's student population The day ended with an address was compiled and tabulated by from the Imperial Grand Knight the League of Women Voters. of the Northern chapter of the lndTvidual test scores from Ku Klux Klan explaining new the university's placement exam methods of dealing with were tabulated and compared to minority neighbors and the national averages. From these advantages of permanant press national averages, which took sheets. into account race as a In recognition of National determining factor in. rating exam scores, the ethnocentric makeup of the student was determined. The chart reads as follows · Peruvian White Anglo Saxon Amer. Black Other 64% 31% 2% 2% Irish 1% "Although basically an approximation," said Harry Conzales, head of the· League of Women Voters, "I feel that this chart accurately reflects Parksides racial demographics." The PAB Cinema Board, recognmng the only 2% population of blacks at Parkside, have released their list of movies for the Fall 78 season. The list includes; The Birth of a ation, the best of Stepin Fetchit, a selection of Amos and Andy shorts and Song Of The South, which will be capped by a faculty minstrel show in recognition of George Wallaces's birthday. I o? What rs a Clamato1 Where is rt found? Does it 1t1 Do you eat It, drink It, pie et it? \ buy It, m a hardware store, a apothecary shop1 Is It exy? This unusual research chall n at America's college tud nts b a comp n has absolute interest m fmdmg th mo t mtn and humorous defm1t1on of a Clamato, what is. Mr Anr1g Dumbrow kt, Dumb -Skit Compan , announ n th dollars be rewarded to th coll e tuden r a m the best description of th hybrid Fi add1t1onal dollars (hmt, hint) writ go to a runner-up and S2 SO will be awarded to the person ho re pon t\ chosen third best. A panel of famous Judges will el ct th according to Mr. Dumbro ski, who competition writ start on Ma 31, and o ember 3, 1978. wrnn a,d th will end The contest is open to an curr nt full-tlm college student m the United Stat . Women top Men The answer to ''What Is a Clamato1", can submitted in the form of an articl •, hort tory, fable, a painting, cartoon, Jtngl , photo raph or sculpture, or an oth r m ans a tud nt ma employ. Contestants may enter a man tIm they wish and no proof of purcha~ All entries should be sent to · What is a Clamato Contest In sports action this past week the girls softball team gave the men's tennis team more than they could handle in a game of monopoly . This came as somewhat of an upset seeing as how athletes, especially women athletes have traditionally been . of somewhat less intelligence than the average person . However, this loss by the tennis team can be easily explained by talking to the average tennis player. This writer was not able to find a tennis player on the team that could talk with a mouthful of tennis balls, so no interviews were possible. In other sports news, tryouts for the Parkside women's nude swimming relay team are being held this weekend in the darkroom of the Ranger office. Ask for the sports editor or call 553-2295 for an appointment. 1717th Floor 1212-12th Avenue of the South Am rican ew York, J 1003600 All entries and ideas cannot be returned and will become the property of the Dumby-Ski1 Compan • Decisions of the judges will nev r be final. ur to provide your name and addre s a ~ II a th name of your college or unIver ity with our nt P .A.B. Presents : SATURDAY MAY 20 6:00 doors open Heartstrings ..... Headstone ,, SUNDAY MAY 21 1:00 5:00 Legs Contest Gong Show 5:45 Doors re-open ..... Synod ..... Bad Boy SAT: ADMISSION SUN: $1.50 U.W.P. Students $2.50 Guests $2.50 U. W .P. Students $3.50 Guests U.W. & Wisc. 1.0.'s Required I Wednesday May JO, 1978 Sexual Deviants on Film Polanski to speak World renown filmmaker Roman Polanski will be a guest speaker at Parkside this Thursday as a part of the S~xual Deviants on Film program sponsored by the Parkside film department. Mr. Polanski will preview and lecture on his films, including Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, and, after the films, will accept any Questions from the audience beginning with the word lithograph. After his film presentation, Mr. Polanski will retire to the teacher's lounge where he will conduct an informal discussion on Child Molesting and Deliquent Instruction of Minors accompanied by slides taken at his home by his friend and skiing companion Jack Nicholson. Polanski, besides being one of the finest filmmakers around, is an outspoken advocate of proper child care and feeding and is currently authoring a book called Extraneous Diets For The Young. Polanski's goals are to establish child care centers all around Europe, all of which he \ will personally supervise, and to assure the total elimination of sexual child abuse outside a twenty mile perimeter of his home. Polanski also holds weekend classes for any girl under 17 who wish to be instructed on rape defense and post-coital courtroom> action. Instructions will also be given on Living Abroad, for any interested parties. Polanski is currently working on a new film titled Who Ya Gonna Believe which he admits is somewhat autobiographical in nature. Although he wouldn'L; completely reveal the plot, Planski said that the film takes - , place in Uraguay and concerns a sheep herders ostracism from society. Although the selection of the cast has not as yet been finalized, it is rumoured that the part of the sheepherder will be played by the late Bing Crosby. Polanski's film screenings and presentation here at Parkside is the second to last program in the Sexual Deviants on Film series. The last program The Best of Fally Arbuckle, will be presented Wednesday, May 31. Mr. Polanski wears a size seven shoe. Big Bats in Action The battle that everyone was looking forward to ,was finally about to happen, namely the big bats of the baseball players vs. the guys who do it for ninety minutes, the soccer players. The stage was set and both teams came running onto the field of play in nothing but their jockstraps and referee Angela Hyer (Penthouse Pet of the Month) gleefully looked on and giggled. This reporter just happened to be standing behind the ref and I asked why she was laughing. Her reply was that there was no way the soccer players could do it for ninety minutes and that by the sizes of the jockstraps, the baseball players had nothing more than pencil stubs and came no where near their boast of big bats. l:J~i/uJtP~~· 4t1$;e~~" anctmany more, too! We have the right ring for you, in the right style at the right price. lUustrations slightly enlarged THE STORr WITH MORE -KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER UERBERY·S COINER 58th 5T. & 7th AVE. STRANGER • 4 Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff Rats VB. Cancer Clinic to be held Cancer. A disease which takes the lives of thousands of rats, young and old, every year. And seemingly without warning. What can we do to prevent cancer in their lives? What are cancer's warning signals? These questions and more will be discussed in a three-week cancer prevention clinic called "The Decision Is The Rats" jointly sponsored by the American Cancer Society and the Society for the Prevention of Exterminating Rats as a public service in an effort to teach area rats what they can do to defend themselves against death from cancer. The first step is knowing how to identify cancer's signs. The"program will be held at the Union cafeteria kitchen beginning at 7:00 p.rn. and the topics will be presented by three well-known area Veterinarians. The topics are: May 10: Dr. Boblitz Goosekin, Surgeon, will discuss cancer of the breast of the female rat. May 17: Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff, Gastroenterologist, will discuss cancer of the rats colon. May 24: Dr. Vozzi Wadwoitz, Chest and Vascular Vet of Star Wars, will discuss cancer of the rats lung. All of the programs will have visual as well· as written materials and the Veterinarians will answer specific questions. Reservations for this free program can be made by calling Suga Food Service. MONTH OF MAY ·ONLY SPRINC CLEAN UP SALE AT J J'S A TRADE IN OLD RECORDS. TAPES CLEAN UPYOUR COLLECTION TRADE IN DEAL TRADE IN DEAL NEW RECORDS 6 MONTHS OR LESS OJ '. PROMO ALL L P'. $1.00 WITH J .J'. RECE IPT ALL CUT.OUTS 1/2 OF F .. 50¢ EACH . RECORDING MUST NOT BE BROKEN J - J 'S NOWLOCATED AT . 3101 DURAND AVENUE ELMWOOD PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER (BETWEEN PENNEY'S. LEPP'SI Wednesday May 10, 1978 Sexual Deviants on film Polanski to speak World renown filmmaker Roman Polanski will be a guest speaker at Parkside this Thursday as a part of the s'exual Deviants on Film program sponsored by the Parkside film department. Mr. Polanski will preview and lecture on his films, including Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, and, after the films, will accept any questions from the audience beginning with the word lithograph . After his film presentation, Mr. Polanski will retire to the teacher's lounge where he will conduct an informal discussion on Child Molesting and Deliquent Instruction of Minors accompanied by slides taken at his home by his friend and skiing companion Jack Nicholson . Polanski, besides being one of the finest filmmakers around, is an outspoken advocate of proper child care and feeding and is currently authoring a book called Extraneous Diets For The Young. Polanski's goals are to establish child care centers all around Europe, all of which he , will personally supervise, and to assure the total elimination of sexual child abuse outside a twenty mile perimeter of his home . Polanski also holds weekend classes for any girl under 17 who wish to be instructed on rape defense and post-coital courtroom action . Instructions will also be given on Living Abroad, for any interested parties. Polanski is currently working on a new film titled Who Ya Gonna Believe which he admits is somewhat autobiographical in nature. Although he wouldn't,.,... completely reveal the plot, Planski said that the film takes place in Uraguay and concerns a sheep herders ostracism from society . Although the selection of the cast has not as yet been finalized, it is rumoured that the part of the sheepherder will be played by the late Bing Crosby. Polanski's film screenings and presentation here at Parkside is the second to last program in the Sexual Deviants on Film series . The last program The Best of Fatty Arbuckle, will be presented Wednesday, May 31 . Mr. Polanski wears a size seven shoe. Big Bats in Action The battle that everyone was looking forward to was finally about to happen, namely the big bats of the baseball players vs. the guys who do it for ninety minutes, the soccer players . The stage was set and both teams came runni.ng onto the field of play in nothing but their jockstraps and referee Angela Hyer (Penthouse Pet of the MCinth) gleefully looked on and giggled . This reporter just happened to be standing behind the ref and I asked why she was laughing. Her reply was that there was no way the soccer players could do it for ninety minutes and that by the sizes of the jockstraps, the baseball players had nothing more than pencil stubs and came no where near their boast of big bats . ~~JI#~~© 4?$,ef~" and_~any ~ore, too! We have the right ring for you, m the nght style at the right price. Illustrations slightly enlarged THE STORt WITH MORE -KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. STRANGER 4 ~fllM.l,;;_~· ~ .. Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff Rats vs. Cancer , Clinic to be held Cancer. A disease which takes the lives of thousands of rats, young and old, every year. And seemingly without warning . What can we do to prevent cancer in their lives? What are cancer's warning signals? These questions and more will be discussed in a three-week cancer prevention clinic called "The Decision Is The Rats" jointly sponsored by the American Cancer Society and the Society for the Prevention of Exterminating Rats as a public service in an effort to teach area rats what they can do to defend themselves against death from cancer. The first step is knowing how to identify cancer's signs. The· program will be held at the Union cafeteria kitchen beginning at 7:00 p".m . and the topics will be presented by three well-known area Veterinarians . The topics are: May 10: Dr. Boblitz Coosekin, Surgeon, will discuss cancer of the breast of the female rat. May 17: Dr. Klinkhoefer Kirchloff, Castroenterologist, will discuss cancer of the rats colon . May 24: Dr. Vozzi Wadwoitz, Chest and Vascular Vet of Star Wars, will discuss cancer of the rats lung. All of the programs will have visual as well as written materials and the Veterinarians will answer specific questions. Reservations for this free program can be made by calling Suga Food Service. MONTH OF MAY ·ONLY SPRINC CLEAN / UP SALE AT J J'S A TRADE IN OLD RECORDS & TAPES · CLEAN UP YOUR COLLECTION TRADE IN DEAL NEW RECORDS 6 MONTHS OR LESS ALL L P's $1.00 WITH J -J's RECEIPT 1/ 2 OFF ALL CUT-OUTS DJ 's PROMO .. RECORDING MUST NOT BE BROKEN 50¢ EACH . J - J'S NOW LOCATED AT . 3101 DURAND AVENUE ELMWOOD PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER (BETWEEN PENNEY'S & LEPP'S) Wednesday May 10, 1978 continued from page 1 GUSKIN---- He said an analysis of the minority population, however, reveals that a large number are in the pre-19 year-old group, and that over the next 15 years they will represent a larger proportion of the total typical school and college age population, "This student profile is especially compatible with the expected areas of growth for future enrollment gains in the coming years, as the number of traditionall-aged students dwindle," he said. "It is also compatible with a commuter school such as UW-Parkside and the large, steady population base it serves." Guskin said that 70% of UW-P students work, averaging mdre than 20 hours a week, .and that about 30% are married and must attend school part-time while working or managing the home. Those numbers are increasing, he said, creating an educational market composed largely of individuals who could not receive university education unless it existed within easy commuting distance. / --.. He said studies show that regional employment in southeastern Wisconsin after 1980 is expected to increase most in professional, educational and governmental services. "It is in precisely these areas that we are developing graduate (program) identity," he said. Guskin outlined strides he said UW-Parkside has made the last three years in three major areas: the quality of academic programs and faculty, the implementation of the industrial society academic mission of the campus, and the relationship between the campus and surrounding communities. Cuskin said UW-Parkside's future "is based firmly on a new concept appropriate for the changed educational clientele of the 1980s." That concept, he said, is identity as a "community-based" university, which performs two major functions: community development and human resource development. "Community development refers to the role of the University as an educational and cultural center attempting to expand and upgrade the quality of education offered to area students and residents of all ages, to improve the quality of life experienced by community members, to increase a sense of community pride, to reduce community tensions, to provide the environment and expertise to foster the economic development of the area, and to provide the resources to assessand solve community problems, Cuskin said. "Human resource development refers to the role of the university in helping all who participate in its educational programs - on and off campus, credit and non-credit - to fulfill more completely their desire and potential," he said. "The basic issue in human resource development is providing greater opportunities tornotivated and competent individuals to be life-long learners in a society which each day requires more knowledge from all of its citizens, he said. "The lack of productive intellectual skills may retard an indiVidual's peiSoilal anO-eateer growth, and, therefore, the ability of the local community to grow and develop. When this occurs, the quality of life in the community suffers as does the functioning of government and social services, and of business and industry." SEE YOU ALL NEXT SEM ESTER IIIII FIRST National Bank of Kenosha J;>OWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. ~Dger Tuition up $43 UW-Parkside's fees and tuition cost are the lowest in the University of Wisconsin System after the Board of Regents, at their meeting Thursday and Friday (May 4-5) at UW-P approved a proposal to increase fees and tuition. Feesand tuitions will increase an average of 9.2% for the next academic year but only 6.2% at UW-Parkside. The figures include tuition for academic work and special fees covering such activities as health care and student activities. An undergraduate state resident student at UW-Parkside would pay S740 for two semesters, an increase of S43 from this school year. At UW-Madison, the fee will be $813 a year, a 10.8% increase, and at UW-Milwaukee, $838, up 12% At the other 10 four-year universities, tuition and fees will range from $745 at UW-Stout to $775 at UW-River Falls and Superior, increases of from $43 to S49 a year. Others will be UW-Green Bav S750; UWcontinued on page a 7 Kadar to appear at Rondelle Jan Kadar, European ftlm-maker and director of several internationally famous films, Will appear at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Fnday, May 12 at 7:00 p.m One of Kadar's greatest film accomplishments is "The Shop on Main Street" which won an Academy Award in 1965 for Best Foreign Language Film "The Shop on Main Street" IS a tragic comedy starring Josef Kroner and Ida Karnmsak The film takes place in Czechoslovakia pncr to World War II dUling the German occupation of this country Through detailed observations of the humor, irony and pathos, Kadar involves us in the characters' lives. "The Shop on MaIO Street," along WIth a discussion by Kadar on what is Involved in the making of a major film, Will highlight this specIal program. For more Information and reservations on this free program, call the Rondelle at (414) 554-2156 "ORDER EARLY" ~ We will be Open ~ Sunday, May 14th ;BV dOjeplz Ii 4437 - 22nd Avenue l~ s Kenosha, Wisconsin """l:J'.... Phone 6 54-0774 ""'" I,11'11"",*11' ",n"II'II' ", '918/19 Eb,. ," ••, ."" '" " III, ""'" ,HI" 11,"" " 11.11 '11 "" "", Tho...l. R. Coop.r , Ex.... E~itor,'Irb'" Ring." U.W. 'Irbl~., Kenoshl, WI SJ140 NEED A FUN :rOB? PM Dtt~It..for .ppltedo. I. Mif 11, 1978 It 12 ..... ;Ullllllllllmlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll~III~III~III~III~11~11~III:II~III~III~II:IlI:IHI=I~"I=III~II:IUI~HIU:_:=IIIII=:==:::::::::::::::::::= 5 I I ~ I i :; I B:::~:;;~::Ll' I WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE: OPEN 9:00 AM TO 1:00 PM I ALL OTHER AREAS CLOSED :; § SUMMER SCHOOL I WLLC COFFEE: OPEN ~ :30 AM TO 2:00' PM II i ALL OTHER AREAS CLOSED ~1II1111I11I11I11I111111I11I11I11I11I11"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIlllIIuniiiIIIllIIHllHIIIIHnHIIIIItlIIIIIIIIHII __ IIIISI=UUI_IHHII ...IIIlIIISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIII_I£SIIII.III111IS11.l1li_..... 1.. SPRING & SUMMER FOOD SERVICE HOURS SPRING FINALS UNION DINING ROOM: 15,16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 2:00 PM 18 'Till Fall Semester - CLOSED MAY 15, 16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 6:00 MAY '18 & 19 9:00 AM TO 2:00 PM CLOSED - BEVERAGE BAR OPEN MAY MAY ) WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE ----- Wednesday May JO, 1978 continued from page 1 GUSKIN---- He said an analysis of the minority population, however, reveals that a large number are in the pre-19 year-old group, and that over the next 15 years they will represent a larger proportion of the total typical school and college age i;>opulation. "This student profile is especially compatible with the expected areas of growth for future enroll~ent gains in the coming years, as the number of traditionall-aged students dwindle," he said. " It is also compatible with a commuter school such as UW-Parkside and the large, steady population base it serves." Guskin said that 70% of UW-P students work, averaging more than 20 hours a week, and that about 30% are married and must attend school part-time while working or managing the home. Those numbers are increasing, he said, creating an educational market composed largely of individuals who could not receive university education unless it existed within easy commuting distance. - He said studies show that regional employment in southeastern Wisconsin after 1980 is expected to increase most in professional, educational and governmental services. "It is in precisely these areas that we are developing graduate (program) identity," he said. Guskin outlined strides he said UW-Parkside has made the last three years in three major areas: the quality of academic programs and faculty, the implementation of the industrial society academic mission of the campus, and the relationship between the campus and surrounding communities. Guskin said UW-Parkside's future "is based firmly on a new concept appropriate for the changed educational clientele of the 1980s." That concept, he said, is identity as a " community-based" university, which performs two major functions: community development and human resource development. "Community development refers to the role of the University as an educational and cultural center attempting to expand and upgrade the quality of education offered to area students and residents of all ages, to improve the quality of life experienced by community members, to increase a sense of community pride, to reduce community tensions, to provide the environment and expertise to foster the economic development of the area, and to provide the resources to assess and solve community problems, Guskin said. " Human resource development refers to the role of the university in helping all who participate in its educational programs - on and off campus, credit and non-credit - to fulfill more completely their desire and potential," he said. "The basic issue in human resource development is providing greater opportunities to motivated and competent individuals to be life-long learners in a society which each day requires more knowledge from all of its citizens, he said. "The lack of productive intellectual skills may retard an indiVldual's pt'l5onal and-eareer growth, and, therefore, the ability of the local community to grow and develop. When this occurs, the quality of life in the community suffers as does the functioning of goverflment and social services, and of business and industry." ~nger Tuition up $43 UW-Parkside's fees and tuition cost are the lowest in the University of Wisconsin System after the Board of Regents, at their meeting Thursday and Friday (May 4-5) at UW-P approved a proposal to increase fees and tuition. Fees and tuitions will increase an average of 9.2% for the next academic year but only 6.2% at UW-Parkside. The figures include tuition for academic work and special fees covering such activities as health care and student activities . An undergraduate state resident student at UW-Parkside would pay $740 for two semesters, an increase of S43 from this school year. At UW-Madison, the fee will be $813 a year, a 10.8% increase, and at UW-Milwaukee, $838, up 12% At the other 10 four-year universities, tuition and fees will range from $745 at UW-Stout to $775 at UW-River Falls and Superior, increases of from S43 to $49 a year. Others w ill be UW-Green Bay $750; UWcontinued on page 8 Kadar to appear at Rondelle Jan Kadar, uropean film-maker and dir tor of several internationally famous films, w,11 app ar at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Frida , Ma 12 at 7:00 p.m One of Kadar's greatest film accompl, hm nt is "The Shop on Mam Street" which won an Academy Award in 1965 for Be t Foreign language Film "The Shop on Mam Street" Is a tragic corned starring Josef Kroner and Ida Kaminsak. Th film takes place m Czechoslovakia prior to World War II du11ng the German occupation of th,s country. Through detailed observations of the humor, irony and pathos, adar involve us in th characters' lives ''The Shop on Mam Street," along with a discussion by Kadar on what ,s involved in the making of a maIor film, will highlight thi pecial program For more information and reservations on this free program, call the Rondelle at (414) 554·2156 "ORDER EARLY" We will be Open Sunday, May 14th 443 7 - 22nd A venue Kenosha Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 R1ng11 i1 now 11111Hn1 ,,,1111Hon1 lot 1918/19 EiHot. R11••• •1111 l,1 11 1/,1 R1n111 011111 l,1lo11 tt NE.ED/\ FUN Jos? noon 011 M,y Ill/, Tho1111 R. Cooper , &eellfNe E~ffor, Parksi~e Ranger, U.W. Parksl~e, Kenosha, WI 53140 D,1•1111 for •ttlleatlon 11 May 11, 1978 at 12 noon. SPRING & SUMMER FOOD SERVICE HOURS SEE YOU All NEXT SEMESTER 11111 FIRST National Bank of Kenosha l;)OWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.0.1.C. SPRING FINALS 5 i' UNION DINING ROOM: WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE UNION SQUARE GRILL: BREAK PERIODS EE SHOPPE: MAY MAY MAY y 15,16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 2:00 PM 18 'Till Fall Semester - CLOSED 15, 16, & 17 7:30 AM TO 6:00 18 & 19 9:00 AM TO 2:00 PM CLOSED - BEVERAGE BAR OPEN OPEN 9:00 AM TO l :00 PM = ALL OTHER AREAS CLOSED PM 1 I -I ii i I su;~uc~F:;H:f \:~t~w~~o 2,oo PM ~IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIHHllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllftlllllffllUIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRUHIIUIIIIIIIIIIUIIIHHlll*lllllllllllatlllllllllfflll Wednesday May 10, 1978 classifieds - Earth Science Colloquium: 12 noon, May 12, 1978, GR. 113. Dr. A. Zaporozec of UW-P will speak on "Groundwater contamination and protection". -Our monthly publication is looking for photographers. You can build a terrific portfolio with your published work. Call Debra at Equine Events Newspaper, 414-637-8855. Copies of the first issue of the EDUCATIONAL SERVICES NEWSLETIER will be available. on May 15th at' the Union Information Center and the Matn Place Information Kiosk. The NEWSLETTER contains information about the staff and activities of the eight UWParkside Educational Services units. For Sale: 1974 Capri 4-speed. 4 cyl. low mileage, new tires, battery, exhaust. AM/FM 8 track stereo. Call Kenosha 694-4763 after 5:00. For Sale: Electric hairsetter. Good working condition, $12.00. Ph. 652-5703. Auto for sale, 1970 red Ford Wagon, 81,000 miles, good engine, some rust, $550 or best offer. 639-5274. For Sale: Polaroid super shooter plus camera. Willtrade for a non-polaroid, Call 654-9191. D.R. and P.R. If you liked KG's decorations, you'll love yours! Beware! The nip-in-Iaw and Big "V". To the ex-wrestler, I thought you wrestlers have a lot of girls, but I believe you (Wrestlers) don't even know how to wrestle with girls. Msry in reporting: What's your criteria for havinq a love affair? I'm curious. "affairs" P.O. Box 565. Racine 03. To the blonde-helred, blue eyed, burned out superstar-how about us going over some more scrabble moves? Honey Wanted: Someone to make bike racing jersey's. Must have own sewing machine and be able to use it. Call 694-5661. Ask for John. Wanted: Female great dane, pedigreed, black for studservice. Phone 654-9191, weekends best. Wanted: Two year Old boy needs lOVing babysitter. Afternoons, beginning May 22 until school begins in fall. Southeast Racine. 637-7505. Wsnted: Rider needed to share expense to Nashvilie, Tenn. Leaving May 19, before noon. Contact Jim between 9 and 10. 637-7837. Wanted: There is a way to add a little more income to your budget. All women who would like an opportunity in the fashion world. Asantewa Cosmetics. call 633-6117. Developmental Disabii ities Service Center-needed four dynamic staff peopie to work a summer recreation program in Kenosha for mildly retarded youth. Must Y.E.P. eligible. For more info. call Barb 657-6185. Coop Members: Be on the lookout for used Supermarket freezers. The store needs to purchase one. If you see any possibilities notify the Coop. continued from page 7 .8 Tuition fees at the other 10 universities will range from $876 to $906 per year. Students who are not state residents will pay $2,601 per year as undergraduates at UW-P, also the lowest in the system, compared to highs of $2,972 at UW·Milwaukee and $2,947 at UW-Madison. Non-resident graduate fees will range from $2,624 at UW-Parkside-to $3,611 at UW-Milwaukee and $3,586 at UW·Madi~n. Stevens Point $751;. UW-La Crosse and Eau Claire $752; UW-Whitewater $762;' UW· Oshkosh $767; and UW·Platte· ville $769. Graduate tuition and fees for UW·Parkside's first master's degree program in business also will be the lowest graduate fee in the UW System. UW-P graduate students will pay $871 per year, $300 less than UW-Milwaukee's $1,171 and $275 less than UW-Madison's $1.146. Graduate HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! Pure Brewed From Gocfs Country. On Tap At Union Square WEDDING INVITATIONS FOR YOU! Come Today See \Ours. quality corrrrerctct printers 1417 50th sneet . 658-8990 I A new system of academic advising will go Into ellect Fall Semester, 1978. The system calls for all matriculanL students (students who are seeking a degree at UWParksIde) to consult with a facully advisor prior to registration. This consultation will provide an opportunity for students to discuss their academic pla"s with laculty members who teach in the areas they are Interested In pursuing. This consultation process should also provide better program planning, taking Into account the various requirements which must be met, as well as students' - personal goals. Under the new system, each student will be assigned a faculty advisor. As part of the process of assigning advisors, certain requirements have been eslabllshed for declaring a major, or an area of Interest. The requirements are as follows: 1· Each matriculant student must declare a major If 60 or more credits have been completed; 2. Each matriculant student must declare an area of Interest II 45 or more credits have been completed. Students who will have reached either of these cut-oil levels by Fall Semester registration, 1978, should declare - their majors or areas of Interest as soon as possible. Forms for this purpose are available at the offices of the academic divisions (see the list below). Students who do n.ot declare a major or area of Interest, as required, will not earn further credit toward a degree at UW-Parkslde. All matriculant studenls will be assigned a faculty advisor prior to the registration period for Fall Semester 1978, and will be notified of the advisor's name. Student~ who have already declared a major or area of Interest need not do so again - those who have already been assigned a faculty advisor will keep that assignment, and new assignments will be made where necessary. If you wish to have a different advisor aJ8lgned, contact the appropriate division olllce. Students who have not declared a major or Indicated an area of Interest will be assigned a general advisor. Students are encouraged to Identify areas of Interest or majors, as early as possible in their academic careers' 8$ this will lead to more effective advising. Student~ should ncte thai they are free to change their areas of interest or major declaration at any time. All studenls should contact their advisor as soon as possible for an appolntmenl. It will be nec,ssary to have a signed c.ard from your advisor, Indicating that the opportunity for advising has occurred, prior to registering for classes this Fall. • SUMMARY Matriculant Students If you are a matriculant student, you must carry out the follOWing steps as soon as possible before registration tor Fall Semester, 1978: Declared Major If you heve already been assigned a laculty advisor make an appointment 10 discuss your program and obtain a signed card which you will tum In al the registration desk this Fall. II you have not been assigned a faculty advisor an assignment wlll be made and you will be notified. You should then consult the advisor and obtain the signed card Indicated Area of Interest . If you have Indicated an area of Interest on our application or Inlormatlon Sheet at past reglstratrons you will be assigned an advisor. After you have been notilled of the advisor's name you should consult the advisor and obtain the signed card. No Major or Area of Interest Decla~ If you. have not already done so, you shouid consider declaring a major or an area of Interest.- Forms for this purpose may be obtained at the offices of lhe acade I divisions. Evening students should contact the Offlcem o~ Community Student Services, room 0175 WllC on Monday through Thursday evenings until 8'00 pm' Y w~~n be assigned a faculty advisor' and' ShOU~~ p' ............as described above. -II you will have compleled 45 or more CreditS-by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a mejor :~ an area of Inlerest prior to registration lor Fall .--mesler, 1978. ;-- -If you will have completed 60 or more credits by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a major prior to registration for Fall Semester, 1978. -If you do not declare en area of Interest or a major as required above, you cannot eam further credit toward a degree at UW~Parkslde. -If you are not required to declare a major or area of Int~rest, and do not choose to do so, you will be .• assigned a faculty advisor during the summer. You _ mu~t then make an appointment with the advisor to discuss your program and obteln a signed card which. you will tum In at the reglstrallon terminal this Fall. Non~Matrlculant Students If you are a non~matrlculant student (not degree seeking): --- -You are not subject to the above requirements. -You are urged 1"0 declare an area of Interest and obtain advising If you wish. Contact the Office of the Dean of FaC!ully, room 348 WllC. -You are reminded that only the first 60 crett!t!l:.earned as a non-matriculant can count toward an undergraduate degree. BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE Room 275, Classroom Building Psychology Sociology/Anthropology EDUCATION Room 210, Greenquist-Hall ENGINEERiNG SCIENCE Room 248, Classroom Building Applied Science Engineering Technology FINE ARTS Room 285, Communications Arts BUilding . Art Music HUMANITIES Room 262, Communications Arts BUilding Communications ~. English French German Philosophy Spanish BUSINESS AND ADMINISTRATivE SCIENCE Room 355, Classroom Building Busines~ Management . labor Economics Pr8~law SCIENCE Room 344, Greenqulst Hall Chemistry Earth Science Industrial and Evlronment.al Hygiene lite Science ~ Mathematics Medical Techn-plogy . ~ Physics Pre-professional health programs SOCIAL SCIENCE Room 367, Classroom Building Economics Comparative Modem Industrial Society , Geography History Modem American Society Political Science FOR GENERAL INFORMATION CAll OR CONTACT The Office of the Dean of Faculty Room 348, WLLC 553-2144 ' Wednesday May 10, 1918 classifieds For Sale: 197 4 Capri 4-speed. 4 cyl. Low mileage, new tires, battery, exhaust. AM/ FM 8 track stereo. Call Kenosha 694-4763 after 5:00. For Sale: Electric hairsetter. Good working condition, $12.00. Ph. 652-5703. Auto for sale, 1970 red Ford Wagon, 81,000 miles·, good engine, some rust, $550 or best offer. 639-5274. For Sale: Polaroid super Earth Science Colloquium: 12 noon, May 12, 1978, GR. 113. Dr. A. Zaporozec of UW-P will speak on "Groundwater contamination and protection". --Our monthly publication is looking for photographers. You can build a terrific portfolio with your published work. Call Debra at Equine Events Newspaper, 414-637 -8855. Copies of the first issue of the EDUCATIONAL SERVICES NEWSLETTER will be available. on May 15th at · the Union Information Center and the Mai.n Place Information Kiosk. The NEWSLETTER contains information about the staff and activities of the eight UWParkside Educational Services units. continued from page 7 Tuition fees at the other 10 universities will range from $876 to $906 per year. Students who are not state residents will pay $2,601 per year as undergraduates at UW-P, also the lowest in the system, compared to highs of $2,972 at UW-Milwaukee and $2,947 at UW-Madison. Non-resident graduate fees will range from $2,624 at UW-Parkside·to $3,611 at UW-Milwaukee and $3,586 at UW-Madison. ,8 Stevens Point $751; UW-La Crosse and Eau Claire $752; UW-Whitewater $762;' UWOshkosh $767; and UW-Platteville $769. Graduate tuition and fees for UW-Parkside' s first master's degree program in business also will be the lowest graduate fee in the UW System . UW-P graduate students will pay $871 per year, $300 less than UW-Milwaukee's $1,171 and $275 less than UW-Madison's $1.146. Graduate shooter plus camera. Will - trade for a non-polaroid. Call 654-9191. HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! D.R. and P.R. If you liked KG's decorations, you'll love yours! Beware! The nip-in-law and Big "V". To the ex-wrestler, I thought you wrestlers have a lot of girls, but I believe you (Wrestlers) don't even know how to wrestle with girls. Mary in reporting: What's your criteria for having a love affair? I'm curious. "affairs" P.O. Box 565. Racine 03. To the blonde-haired, blue eyed, burned out superstar-how about us going over some more scrabble moves? Honey Wanted: Someone to make bike racing jersey's. Must have own sewing machine and be able to use it. Cal I 694-5661 . Ask for John. Wanted: Female great dane, pedigreed, black for studservice. Phone 654-9191 weekends best. ' Wanted: Two year old boy needs loving babysitter. Afternoons, beginning May 22 until school begins in fall. Southeast Racine. 637-7505. Wanted: Rider needed to share expense to Nashville, Tenn. Leaving May 19, before noon. Contact Jim between 9 and 10. 637-7837. Wanted: There is a way to add a little more income to your budget. All women who would like an opportunity in the fashion world. Asantewa Cosmetics. call 633-6117. Developmental Disabilities Service Center-needed four dynamic staff people to work a summer recreation program in Kenosha for mildly retarded youth. Must Y.E.P. eligible. For more info. call Barb 657-6185. Coop Members: Be on the lookout for used Supermarket freezers. The store needs to purchase one. If you see any possibilities notify the Coop. WEDDING INVITATIONS FOR YOU! quality corrtrercial printers 1417 50th street · 658-8990 Pure Brewed From Gc,cf's Country. On Tap At Union S~uare A new system of academic advising wlll go Into effect Fall Semester, 1978. The system calls for all matrlculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UWParkslde) to consult with a faculty advisor prior to registration. This consultation wlll provide an opportunity for students to discuss their academic pla11s with faculty members who teach In the areas they are Interested In pursuing. This consultation process should also provide better program planning, taking Into account the various requirements which must be met, as well as students' - personal goals. Under the new system, each student wlll be assigned a faculty advisor. As part of the process of assigning advisors, certain requirements have been established for declaring a major, or an area of Interest. The requirements are as follows: 1. Each matrlculant student must declare a major II 60 or more credits have been completed; 2. Each matrlculant student must declare an area of Interest If 45 or more credits have been completed. Students who will have reached either of these cut-off levels by Fall Semester registration, 1978, should declare - their majors or areas of Interest as soon as possible. Forms for this purpose are available at the offices of the academic divisions (see the list below). Students who do n_ot declare a major or ares of Interest, as required, will not earn further credit toward a degree at UW-Parkslde. All matrlculant students will be assigned a faculty advisor prior to the registration period for Fall Semester 1978, and will be notified of the advisor's name. Student~ who have already declared a major or area of Interest need not do so again - those who have already been assigned a faculty advisor will keep that assignment, and new assignments will be made where necessary. If you wish to have a different advisor a11slgned, contact the appropriate division office. Students who have not declared a major or Indicated an area of interest will be assigned 8 general advisor. Students are encouraged to Identify areas of Interest or majors, as early as possible In their academic careers' as this WIii lead to more effective advising. Student~ should note that they are free to change their areas of Interest or major declaration at any time. All students should contact their advisor as soon as possible for an appointment. It wlll be nec11ssary to have 8 signed card from your advisor, Indicating that the opportunity for advising has occurred, prior to registering for classes this Fall. SUMMARY Matrlculant Students If you are a matrlculant student, you must carry out the following steps as soon as possible before registration for Fall Semester, 1978: Declared Major If you have already been assigned a faculty advisor make an appointment to discuss your program and obtain a signed card which you will tum In at the registration desk this Fall. If you have not been assigned a faculty advisor an assignment wlll be made and you wlll be notified. You should then consult the advisor and obtain the signed card Indicated Area of Interest · If you have Indicated an area of Interest on our appllcatlon or Information Sheet at past reglstratr ons you wlllbe assigned an advisor. After you have been notified of the advisor's name you should consult the advisor and obtain the signed card. No Major or Ares of Interest Decla~ If you_ have not alresdy done so, you fhould consider declaring a major or an ares of Interest. Forms for this purpose may be obtained at the offices of the academic divisions. Evening students should contact the Office of Community Student Services, room 0175 WLLC on Monday through Thursday evenings untll 8·00 p m ' y wlll then be assl ad · · · ou gn a faculty advlsor_and should Proceed as described above If • - you WIii have completed 45 or more Credits "by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a major oSer an ares of Interest prior to registration for Fall mester, 1978_ - ' -If you will have completed 60 or more credits by the end of Summer term, 1978, you must declare a major prior to registration for Fall Semester, 1978. -II you do not declare an ares of Interest or a major as required above, you cannot earn further credit toward a degree at UW-Parkslde. -If you are not required to declare a major or area of lnt~rest, and do not choose to do so, you will be -- assigned a faculty advisor during the summer. You . mu_st then make an appointment with the advisor to .discus~ your program and obtain a signed card which you will tum In at the registration terminal this Fall. Non-Matrlculant Students 11 you are a non-matrlculant student (not degree seeking): ' -You are not subject to the above requirements. -You are urged to declare an area of Interest and obtain advising if you wish. Contact the Office of the Dean of Fac;ulty, room 348 WLLC. -You are reminded that only the first 60 crerllt&eamed as a non-matrlculant can count toward an undergraduate degree. BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE Room 275, Classroom Bulldlng Psychology Sociology/ Anthropology EDUCATION Room 210, Greenqulst-Hall ENGINEERING SCIENCE Room 248, Classroom Building Applied Science Engineering Technology FINE ARTS Room 285, Communications Arts Building . Art Music HUMANITIES Room 262, Communications Arts Building Communications - English French German Philosophy Spanish BUSINESS ANO ADMINISTRATIVE SCIENCE Room 355, Classroom Bulldlng Business Management Labor Economics Pre-Law SCIENCE Room 344, Greenqulst Hall Chemistry Earth Science Industrial and Evlronmen\al Hygiene Life Science ' Mathematics Medical Techn~logy · Physics Pre-professional health programs SOCIAL SCIENCE Room 367, Classroom Bulldlng Economics Comparative Modem Industrial Society Geography History Modem American Society Polltlcal Science FOR GENERAL INFORMATION CALL OR CONTACT The Office of the Dean of Faculty Room 348, WLLC 553-2144 ' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 31 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Sun Day promotes 'Solar Energy' Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document er Wednesday,May 3, 1978 Vol. 7 No. 31 Unionparking lot area to be closed 'Unlt't'scome by Thomas R. Cooper Executive Editor The Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System will hold their monthly meeting at Parkside on Thursday (May 4) and Friday (May 5). The Regents will hold committee meetings on Thursday, starting at 1:30 p.m. and the Formal Board meeting on Friday, beginning at 9:00 a.m. in WLLC 363. The Business and Finance Committee will hold their meeting at 1:30 p.m. in WLLC 363, then at 2:30 recess to the second floor of the library. The committee will cover such items as the Auxiliary/ Segregated Fees 1978-79 Budget and the 1978-79 Student Fee and Tuition Schedule. ~Fees for undergraduate students will increase $41 to $90 for the 1978~79 academic year if the Regents approve the recommendation from UW-System administrators. Parkside's fee and tuition will increase $43, from $697 to $740, if the Regents approve the recommendation. Even with the $43 increase Parkside will continue to have the lowest tuition in the university s'6tem. At 2:30 p.m. the Education Committee will commence in WllC 363 to hear a special presentation on Parkside's Teaching library given by Joseph Boise, LLC Director; Carla Stoille, LLC Asst. Director, and Nicholas Burckel, Director of the Archives. Also s~ing at 2:30, the Physical Planning and Development Committee will meet in the third floor overlook of the library. 01 particular interest to Parkside, the committee will o Sun Day promotes ISol ar Energyl by John Stewart Staff Writer Day and while the general purpose IS to draw attention to solar energy, here In America There are three main political obrecnves being pursued First, It IS hoped that federal financing of solar energy projects will increase; second, that tax mcennves are offerred for solar developers and homeowners, and third, that solar power achieves equal footing with America's other energy alternatives According to Sun Day promoters the advantages of solar energy include: 1) It ISaccessible to all, 2) It ISeconomical, 3) It does not foul the air, land, or water with waste and 4) It ISa reliable and virtually inexhaustable source of energy The Sun Day acuvrsts come from various backgrounds The Recine steering committee for Sun Day is a coalition of business people, environmentalists, labor and concerned CItizens Denis Hayes stressesthat solar power ISthe middle path that all people can walk In the search lor dependable energy for America's future Finally, Sun Day is an educational acnvttv, a political rally and, perhaps most importantly, a celebration of the Sunand Its power Sun Day 78 will be observed on Wednesday, May 3. This nation-wide event involves people from all walks of lite in an attempt to educate the public about the benefits of solar energy and its advantages over other sourcesof energy. Sun day in our area begins with a sunrise gathering at Wind Point Lighthouse in Racine, where there will be a short speech given, people will sketch and photograph the sun, and in general celebrate this beautiful part of nature. Later in the day 7th graders from the Racine Unified School District will be given a tour of two facilities in Racine that use solar energy This will be preceeded by a movie explaining solar energy at Mt. Pleasant lutheran Church. The tour will be open to the general public later in the afternoon and evening of May 3. The Idea for Sun Day was originated by Denis Hayes, the same man who organized Earth Day in 1970. Eighteen other countries are involved in Sun • approve the concept and budget reports for the addition to the Classroom building. The committee will also hear a progress report on Campus Development and facilities from Chancellor Alan Guskin. On Friday, the Formal Board Meeting will begin at 9:00 in WLLC 363. The Board of Regents will hear reports from the President of the Board, the President of the System, Chancellor Guskin, the secretary, the Executive Committee, the Education Committee, the Business and finance Committee and the Physical Planning and Development Committee. ALL MEETINGS ARE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC UNLESS A MOTION TO CONVENE IN CLOSEDSESSIONIS PASSED. To aid the Regents, visiting Chancellors, and the Central Administrative staff, parking In a Union lot area will be closed to students, faculty and staff. In a press release to the Ranger Ron Brinkmann, Director of Campus Security, said that the southwest quadrant of the parking lot, where the meters and reserved stalls ar-e located will be closed to students, faculty and staff on May 4 and 5. So that students, faculty and staff may plan accordingly and in compliance with parking regulations, official notice is being given. Cuskin hopes that students will take time to stop in at the meetings because "it's something that only happens about once in every ten years." He also said, "students will act as guides for Regents and other visitors, getting them from the Union lot to the meeting area." The President of the Board of Regents, Edward E. Hales, is from Racine. Sports page 4 Photo page page 5 on the inside Classifieds " page 6 Unioncompletion page 8 and so very much more Outstandin students nominated Awards presented Awards to outstanding students were presented April 30th In the Union Cinema The outstanding students were nominated on the basis of three critera (1) outstanding academic performance )2) outstanding creativrtv (3) outstanding leadership ability In student groups This is the second year that these awards have been separated from the graduation cerernomes The Center for Teaching Excellence, the group that organizes this event, (al 0 organizes the Teaching Excellence Awards and helps Instructors Improve their teaching abilities on a voluntary baSIS)says that this program got lost in the graduation ceremonies and has therefore, smce been a separate affair Beecham Robinson. an education instructor, and one of rhos who organized the event, stated that the purpose of the award ceremcnv IS to "Thank the students for their contribution to the university and also to thank faculty members for the work they have done With these students This day was designed to be a celebration We're hoping that the students will bong their families What we want to do IS to thank these students for hard work and dedicated effort, work that would otherwise, go unnoticed except for a few people" Students who are nominated for these awards are asked to -;ubmit a paper that they have done for a class, preferably from the division that nominated them These papers are then put together in a book and the students receive a copy of the book along WIth members of their family The Center for Teaching Excellence hopes that the library will make copies of this book available to Parkside students. Beecham Robinson expects that the presence of these awards will motivate other students to do work that can be recognized in this manner. Recipients of Aw~rds for Demonstr~ted Achievements Student Janice Adams Sandra Antony Ronald Bayer William Burke Linda Christensen Walter Christensen Deborah DiPasquale Steven Edwards Michael Evans. Michael Foster Ann Gehring Jill Hartnell Ditcipline Psychology Psychology Music History Management Science Art English Music Sociology I Anthropology Earth Science Foreign Language ... Earth Science continu.d onpal' 3 er Wednesday , May 3, 1978 Vol. 7 No. 31 Sun Day promotes 1 Solar Energy' Union pa rlcing lot area to be closed by John Stewart Staff Writer Sun Day '78 will be observed on Wednesda , May 3. This nation-wide event involves people from all walks of life in an attempt to educate the public about the benefits of solar energ and its advantages over other sources of energy Sun day in our area begins with a sunrise gathering at Wind Point Lighthouse in Racine , where there will be a short speech given, people will sketch and photograph the sun, and in general celebrate this beautiful part of nature . Later in the day 7th graders from the Racine Unified School District will be given a tour of two facilities in Racine that use solar energy . This will be preceeded by a movie explaining solar energy at Mt . Pleasant Lutheran Church The tour will be open to the general public later in the afternoon and evening of May 3. The Idea for Sun Day was originated by Denis Hayes, the same man who organized Earth Da y in 1970 . Eighteen other countries are involved in Sun Outstandin by Thomas R. Cooper Executive Editor me • approve the concept and budget reports for the addition to the Classroom building . The committee will also hear a progress report on Campus Development and facilities from Chancellor Alan Guskin . Awards presented The Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System will hold their monthly meeting at Parkside on Thursday (May 4) and Friday (May 5). The Regents will hold committee meetings on Thursday, starting at 1 :30 p . m. and the Formal Board meeting on Friday, beginning at 9:00 a.m . in WLLC 363 . The Business and Finance Committee will hold their meeting at 1:30 p .m . in WLLC 363, then at 2:30 recess to the second floor of the library . The committee will cover such items as the Auxiliary / Segregated Fees 1978-79 Budget and the 1978-79 Student Fee and Tuition Schedule . Fees for undergraduate students will increase $41 to $90 for the 1978-79 academic year if the Regents approve the recommendation from UW-System administrators . Parkside 's fee and tuition will increase $43, from $697 to $740, if the Regents approve the recommendation . Even with the $43 increase Parkside will continue to have the lowest tuition in the university S'6tem. At 2:30 p .m. the Education Committee will commence in WLLC 363 to hear a special presentation on Parkside's Teaching Library given by Joseph Boise, LLC Director; Carla Stoffle, LLC Asst. Director, and Nicholas Burckel, Director of the Archives. Also sta(!ing at 2:30, the Physical Planning and Development Committee will meet in the third floor overlook of the library. Of particular interest to Parkside, the committee will On Friday , the Fo1mal Board Meeting will begin at 9 :00 in WLLC 363. The Board of Regents will hear reports from the President of the Board , the President of the System, Chancellor Guskin , the secretary, the Executive Committee , the Education Committee, the Business and Finance Committee and the Physical Planning and Development Committee . ALL MEETINGS ARE OPE TO THf PUBLIC UNLESS A MOTIO TO CO V E E I ' CLOSED SESSION IS PASSED To aid the Regents , vi s iting Chan cellors, and the Central Administrative staff , park i ng m a Union lot area will be closed to students , fa cu lt and staff . In a press release to the Ranger Ron Brinkmann , Director of Campus Secur i ty , said that the southwest quadrant of the parking lot , where the meters and reserved stalls ar-e located will be closed to students , faculty and staff on May 4 and 5. So that students , faculty and taff may plan accordingly and in compliance with parking regulations, official notice is being giveh . Guskin hopes that students will take time to stop in at the meetings because "it's something that only happens about once in every ten years ." He also said, "students will act as guides for Regents and other visitors, getting them from the Union lot to the meeting area ." The President of the Board of Regents, Edward E. Hales, is from Racine . on the inside Sports page 4 Classifieds page 6 Phot o page page 5 Union completion p age 8 and so very much more d April h tn th nomm t on th in this manner Reci pients of Award for Demonstrated Achievements Student Janice Adams Sandra Antony . Ronald Bayer William Burke Linda Christensen Walter Christensen Deborah DiPasquale Steven Edwards Michael Evans Michael Foster Ann Gehring Jill Hartnell Discipline Psychology . Psychology Music History Management St.1ence Art English Music Sociology/ Anthropology Earth Science Foreign Language Earth Science continued on page 3 2 Wednesday,May 3, 1978 Race. Genes. 1£ Ranger critcized Block/to·speak laughter amongst us "RECUR- RENTING" students. Th is "MONSTEROUS" oversight has caused our "MAGNIFICIENT" Ranger to be "HANDLED" over to 'the dogs. You may think I "am a "MUDEROUS" critic, but "YOUR'E" spelling is "CHARAC- TERISTIS" of the slipshod job done by our "U-V" Parkside newspaper. "COPLETEL v: yours (Page 61. JayHoneck P.S. I thought I knew my stuff when it came to cars, but I must admit that I've never heard of a 71 Mercury "MARGUIS" (page 4). Please; "CONTRACT" me (page 5) on this rare breed of automobile. Really, guys. Diane and Mike aren't the only culprits:' Mr. Pete Vernezze writes about the strange "PHENONEMON" known as Parks ide students on page 8, and on page 9 Mollie 'Clarke speaks of a three-part "GALATIC" experiment in her article on Mr. Spencers UFO lecture. She continues in the next column with an explanation of "INTER- GALATIC" travel. Ihate to get picky, but I see no reason not to capitalize Sue Veselik's name just because she lost one lousy baseball game (page 10). I was also extremely pleased to see on the following pagethat Jim Devasquezhad run his I'PERSONNEl" tennis record to 5-0. I By the way, what is a "RECURRENTING" student? (page 12). Apparently a "VACCUM" has OCCURED" on the Ranger staff, and it's causing "RIOUTOUS" To the Editor: Enclosed is a copy of the April 19th issue of the Ranger. After glancing through it as I normally do, I noticed an unusual number of errors in spelling, word structure and grammar. Just for fun I read every article [I), encircling the errors that made themselves apparent. Believe me, it took quite a while. Now I'm not an English major, but 1 know enough not to place a hyphen between "REALLY-FOR", and "TIME-BEGINNING" as Ms. jalenskv did on the front page. Also I think special thanks should go to your Feature Editor Mike Murphy, for his new and highly imaginative contributions to the English language such as "CHRONOLlZE", "DOCUMEN- TIZE", and "CAMERAMENT". I would be most interested in seeing some U ARIEl," sequences filmed from a "HAND" glider on the "STAGPLACE" of "AMERI- CNA". Affairs. The so-called I.Q. controversy came to public attention within the last 10 years, after a California-Berkeley sociologist, Arthur Jensen, Maintained that . through use of a statistical technique it could be shown that generally lower I.Q. scores of Blacks as compared to non- Blacks were not attributable primarily to environmental factors. Most scientists and social scientists disagreed strongly with Jensen's interpretation. An exception was Nobel -phvsics prize-winner William Shockley, who has achi-eved public notoriety in recent years as a defender of Jensen's statistical methods' and interpretation. Since then, the issue has become popularly known as a contro- versy over environment versus heredity as the key factor in explaining I.Q. differences. The controversial topic of "Race, Genes and I.Q." will be the subject of a public lecture by Prof. Ned Block of the Massachusetts Institute of Tech- nologv (MIT) at UW-Parkside Thursday (May 4) at 7:30 p.m. In Classroom building room 105. Block's appearance is being sponsored by the UW-P student Philosophy Society and will include an afternoon talk on "Artificial Intelligence" at 3:30 in Communication Arts building room 129 which will deal with such concepts as attribution of intelligence to computers. Block, an associate professor in MIT's linguistics and Philosophy department, is co- editor of the 1976 book, The I.Q. Controversy, and has written numerous articles on the subject including a two-part series, "1.Q. Heritability and Inequality," in the presitigious academic jour- nal, Philosophy and Public Editor's Note: in the never ending pursuit of grammatical perfection and for the better- ment of the Ranger we invite Mr. Honeck, in all seriousness, to join Parkside'sRangerstaff. A toucll of foreign culture REWARD - $100 for information which leads to the recovery of the following three pictures which disappeared from the Parksids campus sometime between Thursday, March 30th and Tuesday, April 4th: 1. "King David", a Iithograth marked "LXXXV!C" and signed b, Dali. 2. An enamel-on-copper copy of a picture titled JlL'Accord" with the name "Chagall" copied into the enamel. 3. An enamel-on-copper copy of a picture titled lila Ronde" with the name "Picasso'copied into the enamel. Modern Language Club formed language Christmas carohng group, foreign language films, field trips to Chicago art exhibits and restaurants, cook- ing lessons and group dinners, and a cultural exhibit or bazaar. If you cannot attend the meeting but wish more informa- tion contact Evelyn Zepp. sponsor, Communication Arts 271, Ext. 2440. Although "language tables" are planned (to provide the opportunity for anyone interest- ed, at any level, to speak French, German or Spanish in an informal, relaxed setting), the ability to speak the languages is not necessary for participation. Among activities to be considered for next year are a The newly formed Modern Language Club will hold a meeting to elect officers and plan fall activities on Friday, May 5th, at 12:00 noon, in Communication Arts 279. Theseare my pictures which were on loan to the university and have sentimental value to me. Pleasecontact Dr. Earl Chrysler, Classroom 347, 55J-2413, 553-2280 or 639-6270. Anyone interested in the culture of the French, German, or Spanish speaking worlds are cordially invited to attend. 50 J'VE MADE ARRANGEMENTS TO II/WE Ii 51TDOfJN DEf10NSTRIiT!ON BUT T0l10RROU IJlI/IT IIBOUT AFTERNOON. TilE CHECKERS I TOURNIIM£NT? ~ i~ l liND OUR FIRST STEP SJ.lOULD BE TO MIiKE OUR C/iUSE KNOLJN, TO t1/1KE THE NATION /lIJIlRE OF THE <, DRIISTIC 5T/ITE (F TIIE/R PARENTS liND GR/INDP/lRfNT5 l ~/ ~{ ~1. ~. IT'S TIME fJ[ [X/lt1INE THE iJllY IN UJlICII TIllS SOCIaf 5fGREG/lTE5 ITS ELDERLY. TIME. AL50, TO IiLLEVIIiTE OURSELVES OF OUR UNFIJIR ECONOnlC BURDENS, ~/~~ ~ r, , P£R50N/ILLY, I fiNO TMT C/I!f[ -, QUITE BORING. TUAn RIGIIT, I HIIV£ TO PL/lY IN THE CH£CKER5 TOURNEY! THIIT:5 CIIUSE . f1Q "'" VOU II?' SORRY, IClW'T MilKE J[" .;f'" "".{' :'C:) (Y " - ;~;:::..' \ ~1~',' > ~~))I '.rd/ ~.....:ii,;. , \,.... NEllER '-lIN.' <, I:. ..... CR!.nger .. ... Ranger I. located In0139 ofthe WyllleLibrary Learoing Center. neat to the Coffee Shop. Youmay contacttbe: ExecutiDeEditor Thomas R.Cooper Associate Editor MikeMurphy Business Manager Jon Flanagan Ne..,sEditor BobHoffman Sports Editors Doug & Dave Photography Editor Denise D'Acquisto Sales Manager ChrisMiller E"ecutfoe Editor •• , ••• 553-2287 Neill'sroom & Ad17ert•••ng •••••• 553-2295 Adoi.or, AlanRuMn....•• 553-2526 StilI I: BillBarke, MoilleClark, DaveCramer~Becky " Draper. Craig Dvorak. DODg Edenba •• er I Nicky Kroll. Kim Patman. Jobn Stewart. Pete Vernezze. Ra... er I. written and edited by .tudent. o' the Unlver.lty ofWlaconein-Park.ide and they are solely reapon.lble for It. editorial poUcy and conteat. \ Wednesday,May 3, 1978 Ranger critcized To the Editor: Enclosed is a copy of the April 19th issue of the Ranger . After glancing through it as I normally do, I noticed an unusual number of errors in spelling, word structure and grammar . Just for fun I read every article (!), encircling the errors that mad.e themselves apparent . Believe me, it took quite a while . Now I'm not an English major , but I know enough not to place a hyphen between " REALLY-FOR ", and "T IME-BEGINNING " as Ms. Jalensky did on the front page. Also I think special thanks should go to your Feature Editor Mike Murphy, for his new and highly imaginative contributions to the English language such as "CH RONOLIZE ", "DOCUMEN- TIZE ", and "CAMERAMENT" . I would be most interested in seeing some " ARIEL " sequences filmed from a "HAND" glider on the "STAGPLACE" of "AMERI- CNA'' . Really , guys . Diane and Mike aren't the only culprits . Mr . Pete Vernezze writes about the strange "PHENONEMON" known as Parkside students on page 8, and on page 9 Mollie Clarke speaks of a three-part "GALATIC" experiment in her article on Mr . Spencers UFO lecture. She continues in the next column with an explanation of " INTER- GALA TIC" travel. I hate to get picky, but I see no reason not to capitalize Sue Veselik 's name just because she lost one lousy baseball game (page 10). I was also extremely pleased to see on the following page that Jim Devasquez had run his ''PERSONNEL" tennis record to 5-0. By the way, what is a "RECURRENTING" student? (page 12) . Apparently a "VACCUM" has OCCURED" on the Ranger staff, and it's causing "RIOUTOUS" A touch of foreign culture laughter amongst us " RECUR- RENT! NG" students . This "MONSTEROUS" oversight has caused our "MAGNIFICIENT" Ranger to be "HANDLED" over to " the dogs . You may think I ·am a " MUDEROUS " critic, but "YOUR ' E" spelling is "CHARAC- TERISTIS " of the slipshod job done by our "U-V" Parkside newspaper . "COPLETEL Y" yours (Page 6), Jay Honeck P.S. I thought I knew my stuff when it came to cars, but I must admit that I've never heard of a '71 Mercury " MARGUIS" (page 4) . Please "CONTRACT" me (page 5) on this rare breed of au tom obi le. Editor's Note: in the never ending pursuit of grammatical perfection and for the better- ment of the Ranger we invite Mr . Honeck, in all seriousness, to join Parkside 's Ranger staff. Modern Langucige Club formed The newly formed Modern Language Club will hold a meeting to elect officers and plan fall activities on Friday, May 5th, at 12: 00 noon, in Communication Arts 279. Anyone interested in the culture of the French, German, or Spanish speaking worlds are cordially invited to attend . Although "language tables" are planned (to provide the opportunity for anyone interest- ed, at any level, to speak French, German or Spanish in an informal, relaxed setting), the abi I ity to speak the languages is not necessary for participation . Among activities to be considered for next year are a language Christmas caroling group, foreign language films, field trips to Chicago art exhibits and restaurants , cook- ing lessons and group dinners, and a cultural exhibit or bazaar . If you cannot attend the meeting but wish more informa- tion contact Evelyn Zepp, sponsor, Communication Arts 271, Ext . 2440. 2 Race, Genes, I.Q. Bloclc , to spealc The controversial topic of " Race, Genes and I . Q." will be the subject of a public lecture by Prof . Ned Block of the Massachusetts Institute of Tech- nology (MIT) at UW-Parkside Thursday (May 4) at 7 : 30 p .m . in Classroom building room 105 . Block's appearance is being sponsored by the UW-P student Philosophy Society and will include an afternoon talk on " Artificial Intelligence" at 3)0 in Communication Arts building room 129 which will deal with such concepts as attribution of intelligence to computers . Block, an associate professor in MIT's Linguistics and Philosophy department, is co- editor of the 1976 book, The l . Q. Controversy, and has written numerous articles on the subject including a two-part series, "l .Q. Heritability and Inequality," in the presitigious academic jour- nal, Philosophy and Public Affairs . The so-called 1.Q . controversy came to public attention within the last 10 years, after a California-Berkeley sociologist, Arthur Jensen, Maintained that through use of a statistical technique it could be shown that generally lower I.Q. scores of Blacks as compared to non- Blacks were not attributable primarily to environmental factors. Most scientists and social scientists disagreed strongly with Jensen's interpretation . An exception was Nobel -physics prize-winner William Shockley, who has achieved pubiic notoriety in recent years as a defender of Jensen 's statistical methods and interpretation . Since then, the issue has become popularly known as a contro- versy over environment versus heredity as the key factor in explaining 1.Q . differences . REWARD - $100 for information which leads to the recovery of the following three pictures which disappeared from the Parkside campus sometime between Thursday, March 30th and Tuesday, April 4th : 1. "King David", a lithograth marked "LXXXV IC" and signed by Dali. 2. An enamel-on-copper copy of a picture titled "L' Accord" with the name " Chagall" copied into the enamel. 3. An enamel-on-copper copy of a picture titled "La Ronde" with the name "Picasso'copied into the enamel. These are my pictures which were on loan to the university and have sentimental value to me. Please contact Dr. Earl Chrysler, Classroom 347, 55J-2413, 553-2280 or 639-6270. IT '5 Tlf1E I)[ E X!l/1INE THE LJ/lY IN lJIIIC/1 TJ/15 SOC/ETf 5£GREC!ITE5 ITS ELDERL 'f. TIME, IIL50 , TO ALL[VI/ITE OURSELVES Of OUR UNFAIR AND OUR FIRST STEP SHOULD BE TO /'1AK£ OUR Cl/USE KNO~N, TO nAKE TIIE NATION II/JAR£ OF T/1£ DRASTIC 5T!ITE (F TIIEIR PARENTS AND GR!INDPIIRENTS. 1 50 J'VE MADE flRR!//IJGEM£NT5 TO JIIIVE II 5/TDOlJN DEMONSTR!iTION BUT TIJATS RIG/-IT, I HIIVE TO PUW IN THE P£R50N//LLY, If/NO Tll!lT. C!ll'/£ " QUITE BORINC. ECONOMIC BURDENS, ~ / . 'w'ELCOME 8/VCJ<SIOE It//~ RETIRE HOME ~/ fr rl ~ RETIRE .. ~ r, L ._ _ _.._... _ __. to'- / ..;." ~ -----CRe,nger - ---- &ecutir,e Editor Thomas R. Cooper Associate Editor Mike Murphy Business Manager Jon Flanagan News Editor Bob Hoffman Sports Editors Doug & Dave Photography Editor Denise D' Acquisto Sales Manager Chris Miller Staff: Bill Barke, Mollie Clark. Dave Cramer~ Becky ,, Draper. Craig Dvorak. Doug Eden ha user. Nicky Kroll. Kim Putman, John Stewart. Pete Vernezze. TOl10RROU /JI-I/IT IIBOUT AFT[RNOON. TJIE CJ/£CK[R5 CHECKERS TOURNEY! I TOUR Nil ME NT? TH!IT :5 OU5[ '10/J N£ll£R ~ l Ranger is located in Dl39 of the Wyllie Library Learning Center. next to the Coffee Shop. You may contact the: Executi11e Editor .• .... 553·2287 Neu,sroom & Ad11ertising ...... 553-2295 I.JIN.'----..._ Ad11isor, Alan Rubin .. .... 553-2526 Rapger is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Notes Issue says volume 7, but it's actually volume 6. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 6, issue 31, May 3, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Hansen number one in country Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document I' er Wednesday,April 26, 1978 Vol. 7 o. 30 Olympics next step Hansen number one in country Chris Han.en, TwoTime AllAmerican on the' inside Barke'. Ga. Co. page 2 Jogging nps page 5 Classified. page 6 Sports page 7 all thi•• d much more Inter-arts Festival open to the public "Dr. Phantasticus's Cillistine Circus and Mystical Masquer- ade" a festival of the fantastic combining art, music and drama - will be staged in Main Place of Wyllie Library- learning Center at the Univer- sity of Wisconsin-Parkside on Tuesday, May 2, from noon to 3 p.m. In the tradition of the three-ring circus, Dr. Phantasti- (US'S production will feature a number of simultaneous events in a "total environment" created by art students, such as giant sculptural trees, buildings, architectural fragments and mythical beasts and beings. Main stage attractions will include UW-Parkside music students Including Chamber Singers, Jazz, Flute, String and Percussion Ensembles; music and theater by students from the Racine Fine Arts School; the Walden 111 High School Jazz Band of Racine; and the Friends Mime Theater of Milwaukee. Dr. Phantasticus, the wizard, and his Nemesis will be portrayed by Milwaukee actors and UW-P dramatic art students will provide one-an-one impro- visations in masque. Wisconsin artist Robert Geniusz' "Corn- blower Theater," a 15-seat theater in the shape of an ear of corn, will provide an environment for viewing films and "instant" art work will be in progress. The inter-arts festival - free and open to the public - is the project of a visual communica- tion class and is being coordin- ated by David Holmes of the UW-P art faculty. It is, he stresses, a festival oriented to participation by those who attend: They'll be provided with masks and kazoos and invited to interact with artists and actors in the visual environment of the circus. DouR"0."" Co-sporb Edit"", Parkside walker Chris Hansen and former ParksIde walker Jim Heiring will be part of a U.S.contingent travelmg to 1v\eltICO City thrs week. They will [om other walkers from around the world dunng events for Internaucnal Race Walking week. These events, sponsored by the Mexican Olympic Federation, WIll consist of competitions, clinics, films and discussions. the American tearn will be sent with the help of the United States Olympic Committee and the Amateur Athletic Union Hansen, a 23 year old senior from Racine Case who IS matorma a labor Economics and Sociology, has only parucipated m athleucs since he came to Perkside. His interest 10 'Walkmgbegan early In his stay here when he saw a picture of fellow walker, Jim Helflng In the newspaper and said to himself, "If Jimcan do it,so can I Hansen trains with Heiring, a 1977 graduate who won six national titles while walking for Parkstde. Together they tram year round splitting their time walking and running anywhere from 10 to 14 miles a day. Chris says he likes training with HelTlngbecau e thpy pu h each other during workouts Chris is ranked number one collegiately in the country nght now and is very optimistic about his future in walking "l ccnslder thiS Mexican trip a stepping stone to the Olympics 10 1980," said Hans n "I really expect to see two Parkside walkers inthe Olvmpics " Hansen now holds the national collegiate record for tM 10,000 meter walk, set a couple of weeks ago here at Parksrde, and expect to cut at least a minute off of his current tune of 43 minutes and 58 seconds by the end of the year In the Olvmprc and other international races the distance walked is 20,000 meters, compared to the 10,000 meters 10 college competition Hansen sees no troubl In making this transition successfully at the Pan Amencan games next year. continued on page 7 Member. of D r, -<l.. anta.ticu.'. Cilli.tlne Circus and My.ticalli •• querade , er Olympics next step y, Vo. 7 p ·1 26, 1 7 . 30 Ha'1sen riumber one in country Ch r is Ha nsen, Two Time All American on the inside Barke' s Gas Co. page 2 Jogging Tips page 5 C 11ifieds p ge 6 S rts p 7 all is d much re Inter-arts Festival open to the public "Dr. Phantasticus's Cillistine Circus and Mystical Masquer- ade" a festival of the fantastic combining art, music and drama - will be staged in Mai n P lace o f Wyllie Library- Learning Center at the Univer- sity of Wisconsin-Parkside on Tuesday, May 2, from noon to 3 p.m . In the tradition of the three-ring circus, Dr. Phantasti- cus's production will feature a number of simulta neous events in a "total environment" created by art students, such as giant sculptural trees, buildings, architectural fragments and mythical beasts and beings. Main stage attractions will include UW-Parkside music students including Chamber Singers, Jazz , Flute, String and Percussion Ensembles; music and theater by students from the Racine Fine Arts School; the Walden Ill High School Jazz Band of Racine; and the Friends Mime Theater of Milwaukee . Dr . Phantasticus , the wizard , and his Nemesis will be portrayed by Milwaukee actors and UW-P dramatic art students will provide one-on-one impro- visations in masque . Wisconsin artist Robert Geniusz' "Corn - blower Theater ," a 15-seat theater in the shape of an ear of corn , will provide an environment for viewing films and " instant " art work will be m progress . The inter-arts festival - free and open to the public - is the project of a visual communica- tion class and is being coordin - ated by David Holmes of the UW-P art faculty . It is , he stresses , a festival oriented to participation by those who attend : They'll be provided with masks and kazoos and invited to interact with artists and actors in the visual environment ot the circus . vear . Do u g& O~ \'e Co- ports Editors continued on page 1 Membe rs of Dr . antasticus 's Cillistine Circu s and Mystical asquerade Wedne.day,Aprii 26, 1978 A sock by a,ny other name ••• by Bill Barke (Note: This is the first in a series of specially condensed installments of Bill Barke's new book, WALKA MILE IN HIS SHOES: MOREY'SSTORY.) The reunion was a happy one, which made the task at hand all the more difficult. He hedged when asked about Louise. "Hey, where's Shep?" he asked. "Where is that mangy old mutt]" "We never owned a dog, Morey," his father said. "So what's louise been up to?" "louise?" asked Morey. "Yes, your wife," Mr. Wollock replied, growing impatient. "Why don't you ask her?" Morey said, sheepishly. "She's not here." "Why not?" Finally, after his parents expressed their confusion and lack of a senseof humor, Morey broke the news about the divorce. Thevwere heartbroken. "Was it another man?" his father asked. Morey laughed. "Dad, I'm not like that." Then he explained rather somberly that it had been another pair of socks. Shock and dismay registered on his parents' faces but they tried to be understanding. Morey immediately became defensive. "It doesn't matter how you feel. All that really matters is how I feel and how my socks feel!" "How do you mean?" Mr. Wollock asked. "How do socks feel?" " Usually warm and snug,'thank you," Morey replied dryly. /vir. Wollock spoke quietly to his proud son. "We're just trying to see things your way. I know times have changed. So tell me - what color are thevz" Morey was suspicious. "What difference does that make?" "I only wondered ... I" his father stammered. "I mean, we have a right to knew!" Morey seethed. "I can see through that song and dance, but you can't help it, I suppose. Well, if you must know, they're argyles." Mr. Wollock, shot erect to his feet. He was livid. "Argyles?" We gave you everything, Morey. We raised you the best way we knew how, hoping that someday you'd make something of yourself, get married, and have children. And now, you come in here with no shame, and tell us you're going to throw that all away for a couple of .of plaids?" Morey exploded and defiantely faced his father. "That's enough I" . he bellowed. "I don't want to hear you call them your sick labels. You could never see beyond your solids and stripes, could you? Well, let me tell you how the other half IivesLThey may clash with everything else I wear, but at least they don't slip down around my ankles, and they don't unravel in the wash!" The two strong-willed men glared at eacr other, fists clenched in rage, Mr. Wollock glancing furtively at Morey's feet. It was Mr. Wallack who broke the tension and tearfully asked her son to leave. As Morey stormed from the house, she called after him. "Please, son - at least for me - don't wear them with you bermuda shorts." Morey turned and gazed sympathetically. "Mom," he said, "There's an old saying in the neighborhood where I was living. Maybe you've heard it: If the sock fits, ask it out. I've waited a long time for the right sock to come along - and the left one, too, come to think of it. I'm not going to give them up. Good-bye." Morey turned and resolutely lept into the air and clicked his heels. Then hewas racing madly down the street taking baby step!'on his tip-toes. (Not to be continued next week) I had known Morey Wallack since we were kids. He was a rascal. The first time I noticed his odd affinity for socks was during one of those crazy, frie~dly schoolyard rumbles when he was cornered by the third grade, and doing his best to dodge the baseball bats. I watched with great amusement asMorey squatted down and grabbed his ankles, clinging to his white cotton socks in sheer desperation, and with what I thought I had mistaken for tender gallantry. I chided him about it afterwards and he flew into a rage, breaking all of my crayons. In high school, Morey was the brunt of much cruel harrassment. The guys in gym classwould always tease him for keeping a pair of darning needles in his locker. He never dated, preferring instead to stay home and cut his toe-nails or spend an evening at a laundramat rinsing out a favorite pair of woolies. Morey eventually married a lovely girl whose father had been his podiatrist, but it was an unhappy relationship. It was impossible for him to hide his disgust at her fondness for sandals, and they argued incessantly over their preferences in foot spray. On New Year's Eve, only months after they had wed, it ended. They were eating at a fashionable mid-town restaurant in Cleveland when louise noticed a blue thread snaggedon one of Morey's fingernails. This unsettled her, but it was the affectionate regard he was showing toward his socks that distracted her more. He was half-way under the table stroking them, and using a toothpick to stain a tatoo of a heart and arrow on his ankle with cranberry juice. Angrily she accused him of playing with his socks. Morey turned fiercely on her. "They're not socks! They're support hose, and I love theml" he fumed. louise was aghast, awestruck. "Your socks?"She stared as he drew his feet up on the chair and clutched at them. "Call them whatever you like, Louise," he snarled. "All I know is that they're the most comfortable, supple, long-lasting pair of hose I've ever had." There was no stopping him as he yanked off his shoes. "I've had it, Louise. You can blame yourself for his one I You gave them to me for Christmas!" ' After the divorce, times grew rough for Morey. He bet-arne bitter and lethargic, letting his athlete's foot go unchecked. To make ends meet, he filled a gym bag full of socks and haunted the local bowling alleys, patronizing the Friday night leagues, promising a "good time" with a pair of bobbie sox, or stretch acrylics. Most often came the piercing decry - "Pervert!" - to which Morey would retort, "Big man! Tell me about it! When was the last time you wore your socks to bed, huh?Or put odor-eaters in your shoes?When was the last time you told your socks you loved them?" They fell for that line, and at twenty-five bucks an hour, Morey saw to it that they went away happy. He never allowed any kinky stuff, though, no Indian wrestling, and no turning "the merchandise" inside out. Morey moved around quite a bit during those days. Finding a place to settle down became a problem. Nobody wanted to rent to a man and his socks. It occurred to Morey at last to confront his parents with the situation. \ (W JUST Ii 5ECOIJD /lAID ~. I'LL G[T YOUR ~ CHECK. ~~ "'rJ'" -Pc"" ,- 2 "OII'WAlIl<EE PRAIRIE FOOD CO-OP (f1l ....AUK£E PRAIIlIE FOOD co-op IILN05T I1AKn YOU (EEL LINE fiN AUTO "'~,~ N£CHfiNIC, .j"" \~ l''\ tj\)l)) DON'T IT ..~'l\ NR. NORTY:' \ - ~1& liND NOW, IIBOUT THfiT qOO DOLUIR E5T1I1f1T£ . WE GIIVE YOU A YE fiR G .·' '. AGO. YOU DO REflLlZE '. ~ THAT COSTS I-/fIUE . . . • (,ONE UP ~ $~ SINCE THEN? ~ ~. "'Ii) ../ r" t" !'c'\illI ~~A THE NEU BILL 15 .£857.50 PLEfl5E. Wednesday ,April 26, 1978 2 A sock by a. nJ other name •••• by Bill Barke (Note : This is the first in a series of specially condensed installments of Bill Barke's new book, WALK A MILE IN HIS- SHOES : MOREY'S STORY .) I had known Morey Wollock since we were kids . He was a rascal. The first time I noticed his odd affinity for socks was during one of those crazy, frie~dly schoolyard rumbles when he was cornered by the third grade, and doing his best to dodge the baseball bats. I watched with great amusement as Morey squatted down and grabbed his ankles , clinging to his white cotton socks in sheer desperation, and with what I thought I had mistaken for tender gallantry . I chided him about it afterwards and he flew into a rage, breaking all of my crayons . In high school, Morey was the brunt of much cruel harrassment. The guys in gym class would always tease him for keeping a pair of darning needles in his locker. He never dated, preferring instead to stay home and cut his toe-nails or spend an evening at a laundramat rinsing out a favorite pair of woolies . Morey eventually married a lovely girl whose father had been his podiatrist , but it was an unhappy relationship . It was impossible for him to hide his disgust at her fondness for sandals, and they argued incessantly over their preferences in foot spray . On New Year's Eve, only months after they had wed, it ended . They were eating at a fashionable mid-town restaurant in Cleveland when Louise noticed a blue thread snagged on one of Morey's fingernails . This unsettled her, but it was the affectionate regard he was showing toward his socks that distracted her more . He was half-way under the table stroking them, and using a toothpick to stain a tatoo of a heart and arrow on his ankle with cranberry juice . Angrily she accused him of playing with his socks. Morey turned fiercely on her . "They're not socks! They're support hose, and I love them!" he fumed. Louise was aghast , awestruck . "Your socks? " She stared as he drew his feet up on the chair and clutched at them . "Call them whatever you like , Louise, " he snarled . "All I know is that they 're the most comfortable, supple, long-lasting pair of hose I've ever had ." There was no stopping him as he yanked off his shoes . "I've had it, Louise . You can blame yourself for his one! You gave them to me for Christmas! " ' After the divorce, times grew rough for Morey . He betame bitter and lethargic, letting his athlete 's foot go unchecked. To make ends meet, he filled a gym bag full of socks and haunted the local bowling alleys, patronizing the Friday night leagues, promising a "good time" with a pair of bobbie sox, or stretch acrylics . Most often came the piercing decry - "Pervert!" - to which Morey would retort, "Big man! Tell me about it! When was the last time you wore your socks to bed, huh? Or put odor-eaters in your shoes? When was the last time you told your socks you loved them?" They fell for that line, and at twenty-five bucks an hour, Morey saw to it that they went away happy . He never allowed any kinky stuff, though, no Indian wrestling, and no turning "the merchandise" inside out. Morey moved around quite a bit during those days . Finding a place to settle down became a problem . Nobody wanted to rent to a man and his socks . It occurred to Morey at last to confront his parents with the situation . GREETINGS FROM U/JP MIIINTEN- ANCE ! lJE'Rf HERE TO INST/ILL TJIE 5/NI< YOU CALLED U5 · ABOUT ,4 YEf:IR AGO LA 5 T FEB- RUARY. YOU CAN PUT IT [)OWN\ NOt..J JULIUS. \\/'J I ~ -CUIVAUKEE PRAIRIE FOOD CO-OP (W JUST IJ :£COND A!JD r· ~/21 I'LL G[T YOUR ~ CHECK. ~~ >\l ) ~(~ -Fe"\ »I " - ~t~ The reunion was a happy one, which made the task at hand all the more difficult. He hedged when asked about Louise. "Hey, where's Shep?" he asked . "Where is that mangy old mutt?" "We never owned a dog, Morey," his father said. "So what's Louise been up to?" . "Louise?" asked Morey. "Yes, your wife," Mr . Wollock replied, growing impatient. "Why don't you ask her?" Morey said, sheepishly. "She's not here ." "Why not?" Finally, after his parents expressed their confusion and lack of a sense of humor, Morey broke the news about the divorce . They ·were heartbroken . "Was it another man?" his father asked. Morey laughed . "Dad, I'm not like that ." Then he ~xplained rather somberly that it had been another pair of socks . Shock and dismay registered on his parents' faces but they tried to be understanding . Morey immediately became defensive . "It doesn't matter how you feel. All that really matters is how I feel and how my socks feel!" "How do you mean?" Mr. Wollock asked. "How do socks feel?" "Usually warm and snug, ' thank you," Morey replied dryly . Mr. Wollock spoke quietly to his proud son. "We're just trying to see things your way. I know times have changed . So tell me - what color are they?" Morey was suspicious . "What difference does that make?" "I only wondered ... ," his father stammered . "I mean, we have a right to know! " Morey seethed . "I can see through that song and dance, but you can't help it, I suppose . Well, if you must know, they're argyles." Mr . Wollock. shot erect to his feet. He was livid . "Argyles?" We gave you everything, Morey . We raised you the best way we ~new how, hoping that someday you'd make something of yourself, get married, and have children . And now, you come in here with no shame, and tell us you're going to throw that all away for a couple of .. . of plaids?" Morey exploded and defiantely faced his father . "That's enough !" · he bellowed . "I don't want to hear you call them your sick labels . You could never see beyond your solids and stripes, could you? Well, let me tell you how the other half lives LThey may clash with everything else I wear, but at least they don 't slip down around my ankles, and they don't unravel in the wash!" The two strong-willed men glared at eacJ, other, fists clenched in rage, Mr. Wollock glancing furtively at Morey's feet. It was Mr . Wollock who broke the tension and tearfully asked her son to leave . As Morey stormed from the house, she called after him . "Please, son - at least for me - don 't wear them with you bermuda shorts." Morey turned and gazed sympathetically. "Mom," he said, "There's an old saying in the neighborhood where I was living. Maybe you've heard it : If the sock fits, ask it out . I've waited a long time for the right sock to come along - and the left one, too, come to think of it . I'm not going to give them up. Good-bye." Morey turned and resolutely lept into the air and clicked his heels . Then he was racing madly down the street taking baby step~ on his tip-toes. · (t,Jot to be continued next week) CHl\o/AUkEE PRAIRIE . FOOD CO-OP CHIIJAUKEE PRAIRIE FOOD co-OP AND NOW, ABOUT TflAT 1 /00 O0LUIR EST/11/ff[ LJE GAV£ YOU II YEAR G AGO. YOU DO REALI?£ THAT COSTS I-I/WE • GONE UP ~..:;.."-' SINCE THEN? ""V (fot~'1 _/ ';::i .f'c~~ ·~t~ Tl-IE NElJ BILL IS S8S7 .SO PLE/ISE. ALMOST !1,4KE.5 'r'OU {£EL LIKE 4N IWTO ~;-=;A' t1EC.HflNIC, cf.~t' t ~\)) DON 1 T IT "i.,~ ~ HR. MORTY!' \ - ~~ ~vf)~1 0. I f Wednesday,April 26, 1978 CR!,nger 3 S~udent presents anthropological report Professional anthropologists heard the first scholarly report on the University of Wisconsin- Parkside Anthropology Field School at the Kaibab Paiute Indian Reservation in Arizona at the annual meeting of the Society for Applied Anthropo- logy in Marida, Yucatan, Mexico. The report, formally titled "Reservation-Based Tourism: Implications of Tourist Atti- tudes for Native American Economic Development," was authored by Prof. Richard Stoffle and two students, Cheryl Last and Michael Evans, both of Racine. Ms. last was selected to present the paper, an unusual honor for an under- graduate student, Stoffle points out. The paper dealt with data collected in a survey -of tourist .attttudes during the 1976 Field School which since has been processed by computer and analyzed at UW-P. The survey was aimed at providing the Kaibab Paiutes with an informa- tion base for planning recrea- tiona! development to improve the reservation economy. The survey, conducted among visitors to national parsk in the area surrounding the reservation showed many of those surveyed preferred camp- ing sites to motel accommoda- tions and had an interest in :****************************~ * • Lakeview : : . "" Craft and Rock Shop : : 10 % DISCOUNT WITH COUPON * * [except on swer) * * HOURS: 12137 S. 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"I'vegot Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind." , ,- ;_Il"OI\IGlNi\L}lr&t..8&.~ ~$o'lt.n ",OOUCTS P"OVIOt ITSf'lt1no ~~0IIL't ~I: F1MUT OFMO"S AN' c..... lIU ."'1 ~ ~ -d{~:But" \&9'3 Wednesday,April 26, 1978 <Re,nger 3 Student presents anthropological report Professional anthropologists heard the first scholarly report on the University of Wisconsin- Parkside Anthropology Field School at the Kaibab Paiute Indian Reservation in Arizona at the annual meeting of the Society for Applied Anthropo- logy in Marida, Yucatan , Mexico . The report, formally titled "Reservation-Based Tourism: tmplications of Tourist Atti- tudes for Native American Economic Development," was authored by Prof . Richard Stoffle and two students, Cheryl Last and Michael Evans, both of Racine. Ms . Last was selected to present the paper, an unusual honor for an under- graduat e student, Stoffle po ints out . The paper dealt with data collected in a survey of tourist . attitudes during the 1976 Field School which since has been processed by computer and analyzed at UW-P . The survey was aimed at providing the Kaibab Paiutes with an informa- tion base for planning recrea- tional development to improve the reservation economy . The survey , conducted among visitors to national parsk in the area surrounding the reservation showed many of those surveyed preferred camp- ing sites to motel accommoda- tions and had an interest in Indian culture . The surve results have a direct bearing on plans for the 1978 Field School in which UW-P students will be involved with building educational hik- ing trails around the campsite , beginning work on museum displays of Ka1bab Paiute art ''I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind ." -,a( ; Ql\_lGINALJJ,,&t:B&. ~ ,~ S <ll•ttUT ""'-O O UCTS PI\OVI O IE Its ~lttlfO ' 0. y 'lli E FIN UT OF MO .. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 -,Weesday,Vol. 6pril 19, 197-. 29"I'm not afraid of death, I Justdon't want to be there whenIthappens ..Woody AllenAduJts increasecollege attendanceDiane JalenskyMike Murphy"An adult student, according to Community Student ServicesDirector Stuart Rubner, is anvone who has postponed, interrupted orextended their postsecondary education." The purpose of the.Community Student Services ((SS) is to provide educational andcounseling services to enhance the older student's learningexperience at Parks ide.In a recent interview with Director Stu Rubner at the C55 staffRangerwas interested in learning why adult students make-up anincreasing33lh%of Parkside's total enrollment population andwhywould adult learners (25 years and older) want to continue theireducation.Some 1727 (25 and older) adult students are presently enrolled inParks ide's academic curriculum. Of those 1727 students,approximately 110 of them will graduate this spring. These studentswho make-up a good percentage of the school's population includeblue and whitle collar workers, veterans, divorcedwomen,retiredpersons, homemakers, the handicapped, members of minoritygroups, and those who dreamed of having a degree solely for thesatisfaction ofit.There are a number of reasons why adult students would want tocontinue their education. According to CCS staff member ConnieCummings, "a lot of women are coming back to school. I think partof the reason is that families aren't as large as before:' Another staffmember, Sue Johnson stated, "women in the 25 to 35 age bracket isthe largest growing group." Cummings added, "last year 93% of thegrowth of university attendence was women.""Another reason, Cummings continued, is that the average personchanges their career plans at least five times during their life." Manypeople 'enroll in colleges to advance in their present job, to updatetheir job skills, to fulfill their avocational interests, or just for theirown personal enrichment."There is a great deal of self-awareness today," commentedRubner. "In the last five, six and seven years there has been thatgreat movement towards conscious raising, self-awareness andpersonal growth. People are really-for the first time-beginning to say'hey, who am I, what am I aoing and is this what I want,to do now?'You get, for example, people from American Motors who got intoone career area and say 'no I guess there are some things that I'mnot happy with. I want to do some other things with my lifeinstead.' Going back to school is one way to promote those kinds ofchanges.", •The Vietnam War had to do a lot with the self-awarenessmovement. "johnson commentec{" i'the country itself feels morerelaxed. The Vietnam War is over, and people are relaxing. They aretaking time to look at themselves and thinking about things theydidn't think about before because of turmoil." Rubner elaborated bycontin•• " on pa,.J2•r ramParkside accredited~asters ProgranlParkside has been fully accredited by the North CentralAssociation of Colleges and Schools to offer master's degreeprograms.The accreditation clears the way for the start of a master's degreeprogram in business this September at Parkside.Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, who was informed of the accreditationthis morning by North Central, said Parkside will immediately beginaccepting and processing application for admission to its firstgraduate program, the Master of Administrative Science (MAS) inbusiness."We are ready for it," said Guskin. "All indications have been verypositive since the evaluation team visited the campusInJanuary,and we've prepared accordingly.""Today marks the beginning of a new era in graduate educationopportunity for residents0'1this area," Guskin said "Ouraccreditation by North Central is for master's degree programsgenerally, not just in certain fields. The master's degree program inbusiness will be our first because it is tied directly to our missionand is the highest graduate program priority of those we serve."The North Central Association Executive Board of the Commissionon Institutions of Higher Education took the action at its annualassociation meeting in Chicago. North Central IS a regionalaccrediting agency covering 19 states and over 5,000 schools,including 807 colleges and universities.Graduate programs offered at all UW campuses must be approvedby the UW System Board of Regents, who already have authorizedthe business MAS at Parkside. The state of other master's programsana graduate work at UW·p is:.. an "entitlement to plan" request for a Master of Public ServiceAdministration program is being prepared for submission to theRegents.Ifapproved, that program could begin as early asSeptember, 1979.contin•• " o.p.,.J2Grants acceptedbyRegentsGrants totalling 5104,721 plusthree gifts-in-kind were acceptedfor the University ofwtsconsm-ParksIde by the UW SystemBoard of RegentsFunds accepted Include afederal Department of HealthEducation and Welfare interestsubsidy grant of 535,150 for theUW-P library-Learning Center; afederal General Services Admin-istration grant of S30,461 for asurvey of Manufacturing firms InRacine and Kenosha by theUW-P library-Learning CenterArchives and Area ResearchCenter; Comprehensive Emplov-ment and Traming' Act (CETA)memes totalling 538,788 forhiring of limited term employ-ees; and a Wisconsin HumanitiesCommittee grant of S320 insupport of a series of programsfocusing onwtsconsmwomen.Gifts-in-kind include a vari-able volume supervane pumpand a fixed displacement pumpfrom Rexnord, Inc of Racrne foruse In fluid power and hydraulicsinstrucuon in the engineeringscience program and tenadjustable frequency mveetersand two half-horsepower. three-phase induction motors fromEaton Corp. of Kenosha for use Ininter-face With a rnim-cornputerin engineering science courses Indigital computer control andmini-computer applicationspages6&7onthe inside•••Premiere of 'To Fly'Hansen sets track recordFree classifiedsWilliam Windom Storypage 11page 4page 21·1.11 11111 Adults increase college attendance Diane Jalensky Mike Murphy "An adult student, according to Community Student Services Director Stuart Rubner, is anyone who has postponed, interrupted or extended their postsecondary education." The purpose of the · Community Student Services (CSS) is to provide educational and counseling services to enhance the older student's learning experience at Parkside. In a recent interview with Director Stu Rubner at the CSS staff Ranger was interested in learning why adult students make-up an increasing 331/1 % of Parkside's total enrollment population and why would adult learners (25 years and older) want to continue their education. Some 1727 (25 and older) adult students are presently enrolled in Parkside's academic curriculum. Of those 1727 students, approximately 110 of them will graduate this spring. These students who make-up a good percentage of the school's population include blue and whitle collar workers, veterans, divorced women, retired persons, homemakers, the handicapped, members of minority groups-, and those who dreamed of having a degree solely for the satisfaction of it. There are a number of reasons why adult students would want to continue their education. According to CCS staff member Connie Cummings, "a lot of women are coming back to school. I think part of the reason is that families aren't as large as before." Another staff member, Sue Johnson stated, "women in the 25 to 35 age bracket is the largest growing group." Cummings added, "last year 93% of the growth of university attendence was women." . "Another reason, Cummings continued, is that the average person changes their career plans at least five times during their life." Many people enroll in colleges to advance in their present job, to updat~ their job skills, to fulfill their avocational interests, or just for their own personal enrichment:. "There· is a great deal of self-awareness today," commented Rubner. "In the last five, six and seven years tbere has been that great movement towards conscious raising, self-awareness and personal growth. People are really-for the first time-beginning to say 'hey, who ~m I, what am I doing and is this what I want to do n~w?' You get, for example, people from American Motors ~ho got m1to one career area and say 'no I guess there are some things that I m not happy with. I want to do some other things with ':'Y life instead.' Going back to school is one way to promote those kmds of changes." 1 • The Vietnam War had to do a lot with the 2elf-awareness movement. 'Johnson commented, "the country itself feels more relaxed. The Vietnam War is over, and people are relaxing. They are taking time to look at themselves and thinking about things they didn't think about before because of t_wmoil~' Rubner elaborated by coatiaued oa po1e 12 J , I 7 "I'm not afraid of death, I ju t don't want to be th re wh n 1t happens" Business Grad Program Parkside accredited Masters Program Parkside has been fully accredited by the orth Central Association of Colleges and Schools to offer master's degree programs. The accreditation clears the way for the start of a master's degree · program in business this September at Parkside. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, who was informed of the accreditation this morning by North Central, said Parkside will immediately begin accepting and processing application for admission to its first graduate program, the Master of Administrative Science (MAS) in business. "We are ready for it," said Guskin. "All indications have been very positive since the evaluation team visited the campus in January, and we've prepared accordingly." "Today marks the beginning of a new era in graduate education opportunity for residents of this area," Guskin said. "Our accreditation by North Central is for master's degree programs generally, not just in certain fields. The master's degree program in business will be our first because it is tied directly to our m1ss1on and is the highest graduate program priority of those we serve." The North Central Association Executive Board of the Commission on Institutions of Higher Education took the action at its annual association meeting in Chicago orth Central 1s a regional accrediting agency covering 19 states and over 5,000 schools, including 807 colleges and universities. Graduate programs offered at all UW campuses must be approved by the UW System Board of Regents, who already have authorized the business MAS at Parkside The state of other master's programs and graduate wor at U '-P i : ... an "entitlement to plan" request for a Master of Public Service Administration program is being prepared for submission to the Regents. If approved, that program could begin as early as September, 1979. continued on po1• J 2 Woody Allen Grants accepted by Regents Grants totalling S104,721 plu three g1fts-in-kmd were accepted for the University of Wiscon in-Parkside by the UW System Board of Regents. Funds accepted include a federal Department of Health Education and Welfare int rest subsidy grant of S35, 150 for the UW-P Ltbrary-learnmg Center; a federal General Services Admin-istration grant of S30,461 for a survey of Manufacturing firm m Racine and Kenosha by the UW-P Library-Learning C nter Archives and Area Research Center; Comprehensive Emplo~ -ment and Trarnrng Act (CETA) monies totalling S 8,788 for hiring of ltmited t rm mpfoy-ees; and a Wisconsin Humanities Committee grant of S320 in support of a s ries of programs focusing on W1scon m women. Gifts-in-kind m lude a vari-able volume sup rvane pump and a fi ed d1 placement pump from Rexnord, Inc. of Racine for u e in fluid pow rand hydraulic mstru t1on 1n the n in ring science program and t n ad1ustabfe Ir quency tn ert r and two half-hors pow r, thr • phase indu t1on motor from Eaton Corp. of no ha for u in int r-face with a mm1-comput r in engineering c1 nc cour m digital comput r control and mini-comput r applications. n t ·de ••. Premiere of 1To Fly' p 6 7 Hansen sets trac reco d pa e 11 Free-classifieds pa 4 William Windom Sto y age 2 VVednesday, April 19, 1978Windom:The·man beh'ind Thurber-,Mike MurphyandTom CooperWe first came upon William Windom in the Comm Arts theaterdirecting the lighting crew as to the proper spotlight procedure. Hewas garbed in what was to be his costume for the evening'sperformance, a leisure shirt under a pull over sweater, conservativeslacks and a pair of mocassins over red socks. It appeared merelyfrom watching him describe his stage movements, that this was farfrom his first production ofThurber.He new exactly what was neededas far as lighting and music cues and where he would be on the stagewhen giving these cues. He was a professional through and through .....,and the four or five technicians who observed his directions listenedwith absorbed obedience.When he had completed his stage directions, he motioned Tomand myself, suspiciously stated with camera and reporters notebookin hand and observing his movements with curious delight, to followhim to the green room for the interview.He appeared relaxed, amiable and inviting as he rested on thecouch. We were nervous, uncomfortable and slightly insecure as wesat on the edge of two opposite chairs, clumsily fumbling our pensfrom our pockets and snapping photographs in as candid a fashion aspossible.There was a moment of silence before the questioningcommenced. We were filtering the questions in our mind beforeletting them blurt out in an embarrassed, unorganized fashion. We /knew we didn't know what we were doing, but we sure in the hellweren't gonnaIet him know.Oneof our more intelligent decisionswas to avoid such pat and cliche questions as "What's it like to be astar" or "When did you get your big break", which we wound upasking anyway. Mr. Windom realized our initial awkwardness andattempted to initiate the interview by asking questions aboutParkside, Racine and Kenosha, all of which he seemed genuinelyinterested in. Responding quicklytohis jocular inquisitiveness wesatiated his curiousity in a commanding and expert fashion. Werealized, however, that the time would come when we would have todirect questions to him but we waited in re~pective patience."When did you begin your tour of Thurber?", I said to provoke ajournalistic atmosphere. Windom began talking of his affiliation withthe&9-70series MyWorld AndWelcomeToIt, a show based onThurber's writings. He described how it took him two years to buildup the courage to attempt a one man show of Thurber. Windom read,compiled, and organized ninety percent of Thurber's writings and issoley responsible for the production of the show.By early1972the show was together. He performed it to anexperimental audience of family and actor friends, which hedescribed as his most vicious and muderous critics. Now it was readyfor the road test. 'Windom contacted an actor aquaintance, HalHolbrook, who had toured the country withMarkTwain for close tothree decades, and asked 'What the hell do I do now?" Holbrooksuggestedtwothings:1)don't wear makeup (Holbrook spends overtwo hours applying makeup for his show) and 2) get yourself a goodagent.Windom followed his advice, hired Holbrook's agent and he wason his way.Six years and approximately 165 shows later Windom is still touringThurber around the country with great success. He related a specificexcitement in stage performance. An actor who has acted in allentertainment mediums he illustrated an analogy which reinforcedhis preference for the stage. "Stage", he said, "is like dancing with agirl. Movies are like dancing with a dining room chair and TV is likedancing with a kitchen stool." Like many actors, Windom enjoys theone on one relationship an actor encounters with the audience intheatre.I'The ideal situation for me," Windom continued, "is a 10,000student college in a small town. Unlike UCLAwhere a hundred thingsare happe ing at once, a small college is more likely to go to myshow." If tickets weren't selling, Windom is more than willing to talkof Thurber at english or iournalisism classes to drum up business.Windom characterizes himself as a journeyman actor, in otherwords a part time performer. He entered into show businesswhile-inthe army during WWII. He had joined the- European touringproduction of Richard 111,playing the lead in an all G.1. cast. Headmitted that one of his major motivations for joining the productionwas to meet girls. After the army he continued to play Richard 111onBroadway for a year. From there he went to insurance for two years,articulatinga different form of acting.Windom got involved in television when it was still in its youngercommercial years. He holds an enormous variety of televisionperformances to his credit including episodes in Gunsmoke, BenCasey, and Star Trek. In 1963 he received the leading part in a seriescalledThe Farmers Daughterwhich ran until 1965.Continuing in television, and eventually film, Windom was)awarded his second leading role in a continuing series MyWorld and,,WelcomeToItfrom1969to1970.Here began his long runningrelationship with Thurber.Windom confessed a certain delight in playing diverse and taxing/oles. He especially enjoys playing the part of the "heavy" becausesuch a part is more flexible and fun.At this point in the interview Windom pulled his wallet from hisback pocket, withdrew a slip of paper and handled it to us. Hedescribed the disadvantages of being a widely exposed but relatively, unknown performer. He is often accosted by people on the street oran airport, who take to pointing their finger toward him and1muttering "Your'e ... Your'e ... Your'e ... " In such situationsWindom usually hands them the note he just handed us. 'Question - Aren't you a "Movie Star'?Answer - NoExplanation - A "Movie Star" is instantly recognizable by his nameor his faceQuestion - What is your name?Answer - .William WindomExplanation - Repeat: Windom.Question - Weren't you on that TV series with that blonde girl?Answer - YesExplanation - Her. name was lnger Stevens: The Series: "TheFarmer's Daughter"Question - Weren't you on that TV series with that little girl with thebraces?.Answer - YesExplanation - Her name is Lisa Gerritsen. The 'series: "Myworld ... and Welcome to it."Question - What have I seen you in lately?Answer - God knowsExplanation - I've guested on almost all NationalTVsince1961andwhat With re-runs and movies. . .'I AM AWARETHAT _A,.You never watchTV:B. You have friends in California.C.I look younger folder than I do onTV0:-You can't understand why I do all those mean roles orcommercials.E.You were in a school olav.continu.d on pag. 122Wednesday, April 19, 1978 CRe,nger Windom: / , . . . . The man beh'ind Thurber ' \ Mike Murphy and Tom Cooper We first came upon William Windom in the Comm Arts theater directing the lighting crew as to the proper spotlight procedure. He was garbed in what was to be his costume for the evening's performance, a leisure shirt under a pull over sweater, conservative slacks and a pair of mocassins over red socks. It appeared merely from watching him describe his stage movements, that this was far from his first production of Thurber. He new exactly what was needed as far as lighting and music cues and where he would be on the stage when giving these cues. He was a professional through and through and the four or five technicians who observed his directions listened with absorbed obedience. When he had completed his stage directions, he motioned Tom and myself, suspiciously stated with camera and reporters notebook in hand and observing his movements with curious delight, to follow him to the green room for the interview. He appeared relaxed, amiable and inviting as he rested on the couch. We were nervous, uncomfortable and slightly insecure as we sat on the edge of two opposite chairs, clumsily fumbling our pens from our pockets and snapping photographs in as candid a fashion as possible. There was a moment of silence before the questioning commenced. We were filtering the questions in our m1nd before letting them blurt out in an embarrassed, unorganized fashion. We ' knew we didn't know what we were doing, but we sure in the hell weren't gonna.let him know. One of our more intelligent decisions· was to avoid such pat and cliche questions as "What's it like to be a star" or "When did you get your big break", which we wound up asking anyway. Mr. Windom realized our initial awkwardness and attempted to initiate the interview by asking questions about Parkside, Racine and Kenosha, all of which he seemed genuinely interested in. Responding quickly to his jocular inquisitiveness we satiated his curiousity in a commanding and expert fashion. We realized, however, that the time would come when we would have to direct questions to him but we waited in re~pective patience. "When did you begin your tour of Thurber?", I said to provoke a journalistic atmosphere. Windom began talking of his affiliation with the 69-70 series My World And Welcome To It, a show based on Thurber's writings. He described how it took him two years to build up the courage to attempt a one man show of Thurber. Windom read, compiled, and organiz-ed ninety percent of Thurber's writings and is soley responsible for the production of the show. By. early 1972 the show was together. He performed if to an experimental audience of family and actor friends, which he described as his most vicious and muderous critics. Now it was ready for the road test. ·windom contacted an actor aquaintance, Hal Holbrook, who had toured the country with Mark Twain for close to three decades, and asked "What the hell do I do now?'' Holbrook suggested two things: 1) don't wear makeup (Holbrook spends over two hours applying makeup for his show) and 2) get yourself a good agent. Windom followed his advice, hired Holbrook's agent and he was on his way. Six years and approximately 165 shows later Windom is still touring Thurber around the country with great success. He related a specific excitement in stage performance. An actor 'Who has acted in all entertainment mediums he illustrated an analogy which reinforced his preference for the stage. "Stage", he said, "is like dancing with a girl. Movies are like dancing with a dining room chair and TV is likf ... dancing with a kitchen stool." Like many actors, Windom enjoys the one on one relationship an actor encounters with the audience in theatre. "The ideal situation for me," Windom continued, "is a 10,(X)() student college in a small town. Unlike UCLA where a hundred things are happening at once, a small college is more likely to go to my show." If tickets weren't selling, Windom is more than willing to talk of Thurber at english or journalisism classes to drum up business. Windom characterizes himself as a journeyman actor, in other words a part time performer. He entered into show business.while~in the army during WWII. He had joined the European touring production of Richard 111, playing the lead in an all G.I. cast. He admitted that one of his major motivations for joining the production was to meet girls. After the army he continued to play Richard Ill on Broadway for a year. From there he went to insurance for two years, articulating ·a different form of acting. Windom got involved in television when it was still in its younger commercial years. He holds an enormous variety of television performances to his credit including episodes in Gunsmoke, Ben Casey, and Star Trek. In 1963 he received the leading part in a series called The Farmers Daughter which ran until 1965. Continuing in television, and eventually film, Windom was ' awarded his second leading role in a continuing series My World and , I Welcome To It from 1969 to 1970. Here began his long running relationship with Thurber. Windom confessed a certain delight in playing diverse and taxing roles. He especially enjoys playing the part of the "heavy" because such a part is more flexible and fun. At this point in the interview Windom pulled his wallet from his back pocket, withdrew a slip of paper and handled it to us. He described the disadvantages of being a widely exposed but relatively unknown performer. He is often accosted by people on the street or an airport, who take to pointing their finger toward him and / muttering "Your'e ... Your'e ... Your'e ... " In such situations Windom usually hands them the note he just handed us. ' Question -Aren't you a "Movie Star''? Answer -No Explanation - A "Movie Star" is instantly recognizable by his name or his face Question -What is your name? Answer -.William Windom Explanation -Repeat: Windom. Question -We_ren't you on that TV series with that blonde girl? Answer -Yes E~planation -Her name was l~ger Stevens: The Series: "The Farmer's Daughter'' , Question -Weren't you on that TV series with that little girl with the braces? -Answer -Yes Explanation -Her name is Lisa Gerritsen. The series: "My world ... and Welcome to it." Question -What have I seen you in lately? Answer -God knows Explanati~n -I've guested on almost~II National TV since 1961 and what with re-runs and movies. . . · I AM AWARE THAT -A.-You never watch TV'. B. You have friends in California. C. I look younger/older thao I do on TV o:-You can't understand why I d~ all those mean roles or commercials. E. You were in a school play. continued on page J 2 2 MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 6, issue 29, April 19, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pygmalion' premieres Friday, April 21 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 erWednesday, April12, 1978Vol.6 No.28IPygmalionlpremieresFridayIApril21Nicki KrollStaffWriter"Ok.everyone, we're goi~g todo some warm up exercises first.Let's start with some bending and stretching. Tough your toes. Standlegsapart, like this, and run your hand down one leg to the floorandthen the other,keepingthat leg straight at all times. Come on now-loosen up."'Does this sound like an exercise class? Perhapsiteven sounds likeyour old high school gym class. However, this is the way rehearsalsbegin here at Parkside with Dramatic Arts Professor Rhoda-GalePollack. The particular rehearsals that I am speaking of are for theParkside Dramatic ~rts production of George Bernard Shaw'sPygmalion.And that's just the beginning.When .the cast is unable to rehearse in the theatre, they mustrelocate In CA 140. Rhoda Pollack utilizes this opportunity to create amore informal rehearsal. Sheasksthe actors to sit cross-legged on thefloor, eyes closed, and empty their minds of all thoughts. They gothrough various stages of concentration before they finally bringthemselves into a prone position.At that time, Pollack prompts them in their dialogue for theparticular act that they are working on during the rehearsal. This aidsthe actors in slowing down their speech; they have a tendency tospeak rapidly sometimes and the effect is contagious. When that isfinished, they resume normal standing positions and go through theact again with all the motions for a regular rehearsal. But that's not allthe director must do in order to see that her-cast gives their bestpossible effort in a production."A production is a creative endeavor," says Pollack, "and eachperson is creative in his/her own right." It is the director's task tomake each actor realize his/her own level of achievement. An actorhas to understand a certain emotion that his character is portrayingand know how to transmit that to the audience. In some cases,continued on page 3Prairie Food Co-opcelebrates food weekThe Chiwaukee Praire FoodCoop hasannounced its plans forcelebrating National Food Week(April 16-27), Activities plannedinclude bake sales, an openhouse at the Food Coop, andreduced first time membershipfees during the week.The idea of Food Week is toraise the consciousness of foodconsumers (that's most likelyeverybody) and food producersconcerning the use of food. Theproper growing and eating offood benefits both individualhealth and food supply forpopulations. By sponsoring theactivities, the Coop is doing itsbit for Food Week and alsoadvertising itself as a supplier ofgood eats, with the purpose ofsupplying without profit.Bake sales are scheduled forApril 20 and 21. The Food Coopopen house is on the 21st.Memberships at a reduced pricewill be sold during the entireweek. Food Coop members areurged to help out in the activitiesin any way they can.PYGMALION CAST DURING REHERSALBut-selling authorJ.•eneer0presentNoEarthlyAnswer''UFO:Best-seller author John Wal-lace Spencer will present aslide/lecture based on his latestbook, "UFO': No EarthlyAnswer," at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside at 8 p.rn. onThursday, April 13, in the UnionCinema Theater. The program issponsored by the studentParkside Activities Board.General admission tickets are$1.50 and are available at TeamElectronics in Racine; Sears inKenosha; andIthe CampusInformation Center. UW-P stu-dent tickets are $1 and areavailable at the InformationCenter only.Spencer'sfirst book, "limbo ofthe lost," dealt with thedisappearance of numberousships and planes in the legendary:Bermuda Triangle and has soldmore than two million copies.His currentbookis describedby his publisher (Bantam Books)as "written to prove that UFOsreally do exist; where theextraterrestrial alien visitorscome from; what they are doinghere on Earth; and where theirhidden laboratories and housingfacilities couldbelocated."According to the publisher,the book also advances thetheory that "all human beings -biack, yellow, white - allHomosapiens are a combinationof earth and outer spacebeings. "resulting when"thousands of years ago man'sevolutionary timetable wasdeliberately interrupted andpushed ahead millions, possiblybillions, of years as part one of athree- part gigantic galacticexperiment."Spencer served for 10 yearsWiththe Lr.S.Air Force, assignedto the North American Defense(NORAD)Command Healso hasbeen an investigator for theNational Investigations Commit-tee Aerial Phenomena (NICAP).Spencer has made a number ofappearances on national radioand television advocating histheories: included have beenguest spots on the Mike DouglasShow, Tomorrow Show, To Tellthe Truth, Dick Cavett. UFOSpecial, David Susskind Showand NBC Monitor. HIS lecturetours have taken him beforeaudiences on about 50 collegecampuses and an equal numbercivic and professional orgamza-tions.1Pygmalion' premieres Friday, April 21 Nicki Kroll Staff Writer "Ok, everyone, we're going to do some warm up exercises first. Let's start with some bending and stretching. Tough your toes. Stand legs apart, like this, and run your hand down one leg to the floor and then the other, keeping that leg straight at all times. Come on now-loosen up." ' Does this sound like an exercise class? Perhaps it even sounds like your old high school gym class. However, this is the way rehearsals begin here at Parkside with Dramatic Arts Professor Rhoda-Gale Pollack. The particular rehearsals that I am speaking of are for the Parkside Dramatic ~rts production of George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion. And that's just the beginning. When _the cast is unable to rehearse in the theatre, they must relocate in CA 140. Rhoda Pollack utilizes this opportunity to create a more informal rehearsal. S_he asks the actors to sit cross-legged on the floor, eyes closed, and empty their minds of all thoughts. They go through various stages of concentration before they finally bring themselves into a prone position. At that time, Pollack prompts them in their dialogue for the particular act that they are working on during the rehearsal. This aids the actors in slowing down their speech; they have a tendency to speak rapidly sometimes and the effect is contagious. When that is finished, they resume normal standing positions and go through the act again with all the motions for a regular rehearsal. But that's not all the director must do in order to see that her cast gives their best possible effort in a production. "A production is a creative endeavor," says Pollack, "and each person is creative in his/her own right." It is the director's task to make each actoF realize his/her own level of achievement. An actor has to understand a certain emotion that his character is portraying and know how to transmit that to the audience. In some cases, continued on page 3 Prairie Food Co-op celebrates food week The Chiwaukee Praire Food Coop has announced its plans for celebrating National Food Week (April 16-27). Activities planned include bake sales, an open house at the Food Coop, and reduced first time membership fees during the week. The idea of Food Week is to raise the consciousness of food consumers (that's most likely everybody) and food producers concerning the use of food. The proper growing and eating of food benefits both individual health and food supply for populations. By sponsoring the activities, the Coop is doing its bit for Food Week and also advertising itself as a supplier of good eats, with the purpose of supplying without profit. Bake sales are scheduled for April 20 and 21. The Food Coop open house is on the 21st. Memberships at a reduced price will be sold during the entire week. Food Coop members are urged to help out in the activities in any way they can. ~~1~ ~ US l.JAR&llMERS /IRE er Wednesday, April 12, 1978 Vol. 6 No. 28 PYGMALION CAST DURING REHERSAL Best-selling author ce op e 'UFO: No Earthly Answer' Best-seller author John Wal-lace Spencer will present a slide/lecture based on his latest book, "UFO': No Earthly Answer," at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside at 8 p.m. on Thursday, April 13, in the Union Cinema Theater. The program is sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. General admission tickets are $1.50 and are available at Team Electronics in Racine; Sears in Kenosha; and the Campus Information Center. UW-P stu-dent tickets are S 1 and are available at the Information Center only. Spencer's first book, "Limbo of the lost," dealt with the disappearance of numberous ships and planes in the legendary Bermuda Triangle and has sold more than two million copies His current book is described by his publisher (Bantam Books) as "written to prove that UFOs really do exist; where the extraterrestrial alren vIsItors come from; what they are doing here on Earth, and where their hidden laboratories and housing facilities could be located " According to the publrsher, the book also advances the theory that "all human beings -black, yellow, white -all Homosapiens are a combination of earth and outer space beings "resulting when "thousands of years ago man's evolutionary timetable was deliberately interrupted and pushed ahead millions, possibly billions, of years as part one of a three-part gigantic galactic e periment," Spencer served for 10 years with the U S Air Force, assigned to the North Am rican Defense (NORAD) Command. He al o has been an investigator for the National Investigation Commit-tee Aerial Phenom na (NICAP) Spencer has made a number of appearances on national radio and television advocating hi theories included have been guest spots on the Mike Douglas Show, Tomorrow Show, To Tell the Truth, Dick Cavett. UFO Special, David Susskind Show and NBC Monitor. His lecture tours have taken him before audiences on about SO college campuses and an equal number civic and professional organiza-tions. TESTING OUR LI/TEST DEVELOPEMENTS 'JN ORBIT/lL WIIRFARE TECHNOLOGY. rW_ed....n_esd....8Y_,_A_Prl_I_1_2._1_97..;8~Dg~e~r:---....Iogurt:Hottest selling dairy,productPete Vemezze.Among other things, this incredibly old people have physical activityas part of their daily routine, eat a remarkably low-tat natural foodHow do you get people to eat something that doesn't taste all that diet (of which yogurt is a part) and live in a mentally and physicallygreat but is good for them? Tell themit'llhelp them live to be one healthy environment.hundred.Despitethis, yogurt is ever increasingin popularity. One reasonfo~This, at least, seems to be one way of advertising the hottest selling this is that America is finally getting a guilt complex over all thedairy product on the market - Yogurt. In the last twelve years yogurt garbage it's been eating. Yogurt is not such a bad tasting way ofeatership has increased over one thousand percent. Right now over eating something good. Also yogurt has.a light refreshing flavor andit15% of the population regularly sample this natural delicacy in one doesn't fill you up. Finally, yogurt is convenient, nutritious andform or another. And the ranks of yogurt freaks are growing steadily relatively inexpensive.(so are the ranks of just plain freaks,' but that's another story). But as a meal alone, yogurt is actually a little more than an. Yogurt didn't always enjoy such a happy relationship with the expensive glass of milk. It is less fbrtified than milk in magnesium,American consumer. Yogurt entered this country from Europe (under folic acid, and- vitamins A and C, but equals or surpasses milk inan assumed name) about the same time as the Stock Market Crash - protein, calcium, phosphorus, thiamin, niacin and riboflavin. by itselfand it was about as popular. After all, it was just sour milk. It wasn't yogurt does not constitute a well balanced lunch. Anyone seriousuntil the late 1940's that someone thought of appealing the product about nutrition will see that yogurt should be supplemented withvia America's proverbial sweet tooth by adding fruit preserves to it. fresh fruits and vegetables. Eaten alone, yogurt is simply a nutritiousYogurt eaters, however, were still a suspicious minority and were snack.rarely invited to cocktail parties.Some pointers on yogurt. The first thing to check for is theThe turning point for yogurt came in the 1960's when the counter naturalness of the product. Many compies use a variety of artificialculture of that time swept up the food as part of its back to nature sweeteners and preservatives in their products. The best yogurt is themovement and the food became a favorite on college campuses. one with the fewest ingredients.Today, thanks to Dannon and the Soviet-Georgians, yogurt is on the Secondly, you want a yogurt that is low fat/low cal. Plain yogurt, iflips, if not the palate, of millions of Americans.you can stomach it, is much lover in calories than its fruit flavoredIn commercial preparation of yogurt, milk is warmed to about counterpart. But if you need the fruit to swallow the yogurt, pick a1400F. Non-fat dry milk solid's are added, and the mixture is brand made from low fat milk.homogenized, then pasteurized. After the milk has cooled to about If you happen to like the two mysterious bacteria, which many1100F, it is innoculated with a combination of two friendly bacteria, believe give yogurt its health giving qualities, you'll want a yogurtLactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus (try saying with active cultures. Presently, the only way to tell if the yogurt hasthat three times fast). The 110°F temperature is maintained for three the active bacteria is if companies, such as Dannon, advertise it asto six hours to allow the culture to grow and ferment. The yogurt is such. At present, the U.S. Food-and Drug Administration is proposingthen refrigerated to halt fermentation.standards which would require companies to state on the labelIf yogurt does have any magical powers, they can probably be whether their yogurt has active cultures.attributed to the two mysterious bacteria. It is speculated that these Finally comes taste. Plain yogurt should have a smooth, creamybacteria act as an intestinal antibiotic, arrest intestinal putrefaction, consistency and a sweet/sour dairy character with some astringency.and aid in digestion. However, any beneficial effects they have are In other words, it should taste like yogurt. Beware of those brandsnullified if the yogurt is pasteurized after culturing, a practice which which taste t90 good - they are usually the one's with- artificialis followed by many manufacturers which extends the shelf life of tht preservatives and sweeteners.product but destroys the live bacteria. This is why Dannon stresse So even if it doesn't help you live to be one hundred, what could itthat their yogurt has 'active Cultures'.hurt to try some yogurt. At least you'll be eating something that'sThe claim that yogurt is an important factor in longevity, however, good for you. And if you don't like it, you can always wash it down.has little basis in tact. The legendary Soviet-Georgians, who Iiv~with something really good - Ike a chocolate malt, or a hamburgerlonger than anyone really cares, d? so for a number of reasons, or a couple of brownies or. .. .Staff WriterERA:Vital economic and social issue'To the Editor:solution. .H.J. Resolution 638 is a billthat seeks to add another sevenyears for ratification. The JusticeDepartment has confirmed thatCongress has the right to extendthe deadline. The ERA is a morevital economic and social issuetoday than it has ever been.It is important that yourlegislators know you supportHj.Resoluti?n 638. Write Represen-tatives Aspin, Kastenmeier (onthe Judiciary Committee con-sidering the bill) and Kasten(who wants tobeour nextgovernor).Equal rights is an issue thatwill not die. If the amendment isnot passed this time it willcertainly be brought up again. Itwould be less costly and timeconsuming to pass the ERA thefirst time around.FELICIA BOYLEUW·P STUDENTSI am writing this letter as areminder that the fight forpassage of the Equal RightsAmendment is not over yet. It istrue that Wisconsin has ratifiedbut in order for the amendmentto pass at least two more statesmust do the same by March 22,1979. The way it looks now, thisis a slim possibility, but there is-a.2'DON'Tget involved!ITo The Editor,I am presently enrolled in thecourses: Psychological ResearchMethods and Advanced SocialPsychology. A final requirementfor each of these courses is tocomplete a psychological experi-ment and write and accompany-ing paper..My intention this semester wasto do one' "good" experimentand use it for both classes. niledesign 01 my experimentinvolved a fair amount ofprevious planning and prepara-tion and called for over twentysubjects. Subjects are availablefor these student projects fromthe UW. Parkside PsychologyPool. Optimistically this pool iscomposed ofmanyvolunteerstudents enrolled in introductorypsychology courses here. Myattempt to get subjects. <as wellas the enthusiastic help of others- thanks j.p.) has drasticallyfailed. Over the past 3-4 weeks,four subjects have signed up formy experiment.The realization that freshmanand sophomore students makeup the majority of this pool, inand of itself suggests lack ofparticipation, but who suffers?With less than two months to go,my experiment must bereconstructed to allow for thisuninvolvement.As a continuing senior nextsemester, my opinions andbeliefsaboutUW.Parks ide havebecome more salient. If asked todescribe the general atmosphereat U.W. Parks ide, my responsecould only be, "DON'T getinvolved!"Charles M, KingUW-P TESTER.IExecutive EditorAssociate EditorBusiness ManagerFeature EditorNews EditorSports EditorsPhotography EditorSales'ManagerThomas R. CooperDiane J alenskyJon FlanaganMike Murphy'Bob HoffmanDoug&DaveDenise D'AcquistoChris MillerLeU.". to the Editor will beaccepted for publication only ifthey are IypewriUen (preferablydouble spaced with one inchmargins) and signed. Lettersmust also haveilltelephonenumberforpurposes ofverification, Names will bewithheld from publication whenval~d reasons are given. Nobreach of confidence will occurinthisreprd.Rangerreservesthe right to edit leUers and refuteto publish leUers not suit ..... forpublication.Staff:Bill Barke, Mollie Clarke, Dave Cramer,Becky Draper, Craig Dvork, Doug Edenhauser"Nicky Kroll, Kim Putman, John Stewart, 'Pete Vernezze.w.ec:t_n_e.sd.a.y,•A•p•rl•I .12_, _1s_1_s __________ ~f!.g~e:.::r~----------Yogurf: Hottest selling dairy _product Pete Vemezze . Among other things, this incredibly old people have physical activity as part of their daily routine, eat a remarkably low-fat natural food How do you get people to eat something that doesn't taste all that diet (of which yogurt is a part) and live in a mentally and physically great but is good for them? Tell them it'll help them live to be one healthy environment. hundred. Despite this, yogurt is ever increasing in popularity. One reason foi Staff Writer _/ This, at least, seems to be one way of advertising the hottest selling this is that America is finally getting a guilt complex over all the dairy product on the market -Yogurt. In the last twelve years yogurt garbage it's been eating. Yogurt is not such a bad tasting way of eatership has increased over one thousand percent. Right now over eating something good. Also yogurt has a light refreshing flavor and it 15% of the population regularly sample this natural delicacy in one doesn't fill you up. Finally, yogurt is convenient, nutritious and form or another. And the ranks of yogurt freaks are growing steadily relatively inexpensive. (so are the ranks of just plain freaks, but that's another story). But as a meal alone, yogurt is actually a little more than an Yogurt didn't always enjoy such a happy relationship with the expensive glass of milk. It is less f~rtified than milk in magnesium, American consumer. Yogurt entered this country from Europe (under folic acid, and-vitamins A and C, but equals or surpasses milk in an assumed name) about the same time as the Stock Market Crash -protein, calcium, phosphorus, thiamin, niacin and riboflavin. by itself and it was abou't as popular. After all, it was just sour milk. It wasn't yogurt does not constitute a well balanced lunch. Anyone serious until the late 1940's that someone thought of appealing the product about nutrition will see that yogurt should be supplemented with via America's proverbial sweet tooth by adding fruit preserves to it. fresh fruits and vegetables. Eaten alone, yogurt is simply a nutritious Yogurt eaters, however, were still a suspicious minority and were snack. rarely invited to cockt.:.il parties. Some pointers on yogurt. The first thing to check for is the The turning point for yogurt came in the 1960's when the counter naturalness of the product. Many compies use a variety of artificial culture of that time swept up the food as part of its back to nature sweeteners and preservatives in their products. The best yogurt is the movement and the food became a favorite on college campuses. one with the fewest ingredients. Today, thanks to Dannon and the Soviet-Georgians, yogurt is on the Secondly, you want a yogurt that is low fat/low cal. Plain yogurt, if lips, if not the palate, of millions of Americans. you can stomach it, is much lover in calories than its fruit flavored In commercial preparation of yogurt, milk is warmed to about counterpart. But if you need the fruit to swallow the yogurt, pick a 140°F. Non-fat dry milk solids are added, and the mixture is brand made from low fat milk. homogenized, then pasteurized. After the milk has cooled to about If you happen to like the two mysterious bacteria, which many 110°F, it is innoculated with a combination of two friendly bacteria, believe give yogurt its health giving qualities, you'll want a yogurt Lactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus (try saying with active culture£. Presently, the only way to tell if _the yogurt has that three times fast). The 110°F temperature is maintained for three the active bacteria is if companies, such as Dannon, advertise it as to six hours to allow the culture to grow and ferment. The yogurt is such. At present, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is proposing thi!n refrigerated to halt fermentation. standards which would require companies to state on the label If yogurt does have any magical powers, they can probably be whether their yogurt has active cultures. attributed to the two mysterious bacteria. It is speculated that these Finally comes taste. Plain yogurt should have a smooth, creamy bacteria act as an intestinal antibiotic, arrest intestinal putrefaction, consistency and a sweet/sour dairy character with some astringency. and aid in digestion. However, any beneficial effects they have are In other words, it should taste like yogurt. Beware of those brands nullified if the yogurt is pasteurized after culturing, a practice which which taste t<>0 good -they are usually the one's with-artificial is followed by many manufacturers which extends the shelf life of thE preservatives and sweeteners. product but destroys the live bacteria. This is why Dannon stresse! So even if it doesn't help you live to be one hundred, what could it that their yogurt has 'active Cultures'. hurt to try some yogurt'. At least you'll be eating something that's The claim that yogurt is an important factor in longevity, however, good for you. And if you don't like it, you can always wash it down. has little basis in f~ct. The legendary Soviet-Georgians, who live with something really good -Ike a chocolate malt, or a hamburger longer than anyone really cares, d_o so for a number of reasons. or a couple of brownies or ... ERA: Vital economic and social issue, To the Editor: I am writing this letter as a reminder that the fight for passage of the Equal Rights Amendment is not over yet. It is true that Wisconsin has ratified but in order for the amendment to pass at least two more states must do the same by March 22, 1979. The way it looks now, this is a slim possibility, but there is a solution. H.J. Resolution 638 is a bill that seeks to add another seven years for ratification. The Justice Department has confirmed that Congress has the right to extend the deadline. The ERA is a more vital economic and social issue today than it has ever been. It is important that your legislators know you support H.J. Resolution 638. Write Represen-tatives Aspin, Kastenmeier (on the Judiciary Committee con-sidering the bill) and Kasten (who wants to be our next governor). Equal rights is an issue that will not die. If the amendment is not passed this time it will certainly be brought up again. It would be less costly and time consuming to pass the ERA the first time around. FELICIA BOYLE UW-P STUDENTS I 2 'DONPJ get involved!' To The Editor, I am presently enrolled in the courses: Psychological Research Methods and Advanced Social Psychology. A final requirement for each of these courses is to complete a psychological experi-ment and write and accompany-ing paper. My intention this semester was to do one "good" experiment and use it for both classes. Tl,ie design o1 my experiment involved a fair amount of previous planning and prepara-tion and called for over twenty subjects. Subjects are available for these student projects from the U.W. Parkside Psychology Pool. Optimistically this pool is composed of many volunteer students enrolled in introductory psychology courses here. My attempt to get subjects. (as well as the enthusiastic help of others -thanks j .p.) has drastically failed. Over the past 3-4 weeks, four subjects have signed up for my experiment. The realization that freshman and sophomore students make up the majority of this pool, in and of itself suggests lack of participation, but who suffers? With less than two months to go, my experiment must be reconstructed to allow for this uninvolvement. As a continuing senior next semester, my opinions and beliefs about U.W. Parkside have become more salient. If asked to describe the general atmosphere at U.W. Parkside, my response could only be, "DON'T get involved!" Charles M. King UW-P TESTER Executive Editor Associate Editor Business Manager Feature Editor News Editor Sports Editors Photography Editor Sales· Manager Thomas R. Cooper Diane J alensky Jon Flanagan Mike Murphy ·Bob Hoffman Doug & Dave Denise D' Acquisto Chris Miller Letters to· the Editor will bf! accepted for publication only if they are typewritten (preferably double spaced with one inch margins) and signed. Letters must also have a telephone number for purposes of verification. Names will be withheld from publication when valid reasons are given. No breach of confidence will occur in this regard. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refute to publish letters not suit~. for publication. Staff: Bill Barke, Mollie Clarke, Dave Cr'amer, Becky Draper, Craig Dvork, Doug Edenhauser Nicky Kroll, Kim Putman, John Stewart, ' Pete V ernezze MORE INFORMATION Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 6, issue 28, April 12, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. William Windom presents Thurber Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 William Windompresents Thurber_William Windom, probably best known for hisEmmy winning role as the lead in the 1969-70 TVseries "My World ... And Welcome to It" based onthe whimsical writings of James Thurber, will bringthe author's works to life again at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside in an Accent on Enrichmentseries performance at8p.m. on Sunday, Apfil 9, inthe Communication Arts Theater.Windom's one-man show is titled simple"Thurber" and include's selections from Thurber'srepor~stories and fables "intwo acts.In addition to his role in"MyWorld", Windomplayed the male lead on another TV-series, "TheFarmer's Daughter," from 1963 to 1966. Othertelevision credits include leads in "Winesburg,Ohio" and "Big Fish, Little Fish" for the PublicBroadcasting System and "They're Tearing Down.Tim Riley's Bar" on "Night Gallery."What he describes as his "least Objectionable"film credits are The- Doctor in "Echoes of aSummer," the Secretary of State in "The Man," thePresident of the U.S. in "Escape from the Planet ofthe apes," the Dynamite Salesman in "Fool'sParade,"the Civic Blowhard in "Brewster McCloud"and the District Attorney in "To Kill aMockingbird."Windom's stage credits, beginning in 1945 asRichard111,include 18 Broadway and fiveoff-Broadway shows.SaysWindom of his current enterprise:"My interest in JamesThurber began as probablymost of my peers' interests began when we saw hiscartoons in "The New Yorker." "The Secret Life ofWalter Mitty" touched a nerve, fed a need and hasbeen a private oasis for me sinceIwas fifteen."The charm, wit and truth of Thurber's workunfolded slowly to me for the next thirty years.Iprobably saw half of his cartoons and read tenpercent of his prose.I-=continued onn heFree classifiedsSportsPhoto pageWednesday, April 5, 1978Yol. 6 No. 27• •InslHumanities maiorto be approvedJohn Stew.rtSt.ffWriter_page 4page 7-page 8The following series of questions and answers about the newHumanities major isbasedon an interview with Professor Peter Hoff,coordinator of the present Humanities Program within the greaterDivision of Humanisitic Studies....Ranger - What is the present statis of the plan to offer thts newmajor?Hoff - The new Humanities major has received an "entitlement toplan" from the Central Administratron10Madison. This is basically asignal to go ahead with thedestgrungstagesof the major. The finalproposal mustbeapproved at many different levels, including theBoardof Regents,before it can come into effect At present a roughdraft of what courses will compose the major has been worked outand student interest surveysarebeing distributed to confirm the needfor this proposal.Ranger - What is the nature of the Humanities major?Hoff - The Humanities major at UW-Parkside wouldbean Inter-disciplinary program with asolid core of knowledge about the role ofhistory, culture and the arts in western civilization with an emphasison the humanities in the modern Industrial society. The major willnot require the hiring of any new faculty since the Humanities malarcourse offerings will be composed of an inter-disciplinary selectionof already existing courses from English, Cornrnumcations , ModernLanguages,Philosophy, History, Art, MUSICand DramaRanger- What arethe motivations and goalsbehind the new major?Hoff - The new major was proposed becauseof the special value ofthe interdisciplinary course of study being offered currently In theHumanities Program and in order to serve the needs of specialstudent groups. These include not only traditional liberal arts.students-particularly interested in the humanities, but also adultstudents looking for a broad degree, vocationally oriented studentsconti••• d ••'0'.6/ William Windom presents Thurber William Windom, probably best known for his Emmy winning role as the lead in the 1969-70 TV series "My World ... And Welcome to It" based on the whimsical writings of James Thurber, will bring the author's works to life again at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside in an Accent on Enrichment series performance at 8 p.m. on Sunday, April 9, in the Communication Arts Theater. Windom's one-man show is titled simple "Thurber" and include's selections from Thurber's reports,__stories and fables in two acts. In addition to his role in "My World", Windom played the male lead on another TV series, "The Farmer's Daughter," from 1963 to 1966. Other television credits include leads in "Winesburg, Ohio" and "Big Fish, Little Fish" for the Public Broadcasting System and "They're Tearing Down -Tim Riley's Bar" on "Night Gallery." What he describes as his "least Objectionable" film credits are The Doctor in "Echoes of a Summer," the Secretary of State in "The Man," the President of the U.S. in "Escape from the Planet of the apes," the Dynamite Salesman in "Fool's Parade," the Civic Blowhard in "Brewster McCloud" and the District Attorney in "To Kill a Mockingbird." Windom's stage credits, beginning in 1945 as Richard Ill, include 18 Broadway and five off-Broadway shows. Says Windom of his current enterprise: "My interest in James Thurber began as probably most of my peers' interests began when we saw his cartoons in "The New Yorker." "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" touched a nerve, fed a need and has been a private oasis for me since I was fifteen. "The charm, wit and truth of Thurber's work unfolded slowly to me for the next thirty years. I probably saw half of his cartoons and read ten percent of his prose. continued on page 6 page 4 page 7· page Wednesday, April 5, 1978 Vol. 6 No. 27 Humanities maior to be approved John Stew~rt St~ff Writer The following series of questions and an w r about th n w Humanities ma1or is based on an interview with Profe or P t r Hoff, coordinator of the present Humanities Pro ram w1th1n th Division of Humanis1t1c Studies. R~nger -What is the present statis of the plan to offer thi n w major? Hoff -The new Humanities major has re e1v d an "ent1tl m nt to plan" from the Central Administration in Madison. Thi I basically a signal to go ahead with the designing stag s of the ma1or. Th final proposal must be approved at man different le I , including th Board of Regents, before 1t can come into eff ct At pre nt a rou h draft of what courses will compose the ma1or has b n worked out and student interest surveys are being distnbut d to confirm th n d for this proposal Ranger -What 1s the nature of the Humanitie ma1or? Hoff -The Humanities major at UW-Parks1de would be an inter-disciplinary program with a solid core of knowledge about the rol of history culture and the arts in western c1vilizat1on with an mphasi on the humanities in the modern industrial oc,ety. The ma1or w,11 not require the hiring of any new faculty since the Human1t1e major course offerings will be composed of an inter-disciplinary el ct,on of already existing courses from English, Communications, Mod rn Languages, Philosophy, History, Art, Music and Drama Ranger -What are the mot1 ations and goals behind the new major? Hoff -The new major was proposed because of the special alue of the interdisciplinary course of study being offered currently in the Humanities Program and in order to serve the needs of special student groups. These include not only traditional liberal art students-particularly interested in the humanities, but also adult students looking for a broad degree, vocationally oriented students continued on page 6 Wednesday, April5, 1978Editorial:,ICRe,ngerRanger supports- 'A.A.S.'The program for 'Academically Advanced Students' (Lo. an honorsprogram) which was passed several weeks agobythe Faculty Senateand to be implemented next fall, is intuitively an attractive andworthy program. WhileRanger-supportsthe program, (the text ofitwas in last weeks Ranger) we do so with some reservation.Ranger does not have any qualms over the idea of an honorsprogram.Itis elitism, but so what. It would take an extremeegalitarian to prima facie deny the merit of an honors program. Aslong as a university has programs for students who are educationallydisadvantagedthenan honors program canbejustified.The idea of an honors program has almost total support fromfaculty members and the administration of Parkstde. There are;however, sharp disagreements over what the structure of the programshould be. While some of these criticisms are devoid of pragmaticreasoning some of the criticisms are sound and should be taken into,account.let's first dispense of whatRangerconsiders to be criticisms thatare devoid of pragmatic reasoning. Arguments of this sort assert thatthe honors program istoo unstructured, lacks the high standards andspecial courses that an honors program should contain.The easy answer to criticisms of this sort is that yes the honorsprogram Parkside is implementing is unstructured but that is one ofits attractive features. While ideally an honors 'Program should berigorous, intensive, and highly disciplined, (just as, ideally, facultymembers shouldbeintelligent, up to date on material in their field,and have a teaching style that appeals to students.) programs ofthatsort are doomed to failure.-The reasons for this is so are:\(1) undergraduate students are not characterized by anunconsuming desire to study as much as possible. In fact theopposite is true - it isonly the one-dimensional student who feelsthat the only relevant aspect ofcollege-is the academic area. Ahighlystructured honors program would require an incredibly large amountof work.(2) A highly structured honors program usually requires that thestudent taking part inttle program take upwards of 60 honor credits.Thistends to have an adverse impace upon the honor students gradepoint average. Before the honors program, the honor student wascompeting against awid~range of students and was probably amongthe top students in his/her class. In the honors program thecompetition ismuch more intense and since instructors, byand large,still stick to their standard method of awarding grades the chancesare Quite high that an honors student's grade point average wouldfall. This would not be a negative consequence if graduate schoolsheavily weighted honors programs in their admission practices, butthey do not.Graduate schools, by and large, are looking for easy, quickindicators to weed out applicants. Therefore, if one is an honorstudent with say a 3.5 grade point average competiting against aExecutive EditorAssociate EditorBusiness ManagerFeature EditorNews EditorSports Editors'Photography EditorSales ManagerThomas R. CooperDiane JalenskyJohn FlanaganMike MurphyBob HoffmanDoug&DaveDenise D'AcquistoChris MillerStaff:Bill Barke, Mollie Clarke, Dave Cramer,Becky Draper, Craig Dvork, Doug Edenhauser,Nicky Kroll, Kim Putman, John Stewart,Pete Vernezze2student with a 3.7 who hasn't participated in a honors programchances are the graduate school would choose the latter student.Students at other campuses have realized this and highlystructured honors programs that have seemed dangerous to one'sgrade point average have been avoided by moststudentsand haveproved to be failures.So a highly structuredhonors program-just cannot realistically bepursued. Infact afew years ago Parkside had an honors program thatwas highly structured and rather quickly failed. Those facultymembers who again call for such a program must be viewed asmisquided idealists.Now let usturn to the honors program Parkside has adopted. It has \three main features:(1)Colloquiums(2) Independent study(3)Asocial club whose purpose would be to draw speakers here toParkside. Beyond that the students can make the club whatever theywant it to be.Aseven a mildly perceptive student can see the honors program isjust a vehicle for effectively presenting to students already existingprograms. What is now an uncoordinated, unstructured mix ofprograms will hopefully under this program be synthesized into oneprogram that can effectively be publicized to the local high schoolsand students here at Parkside who would be eligible for the program.The major criticismRangerhas against the honors program is itsstated intention to focus in on freshmen and sophomores. It seemsunlikely that a student who is bright and financially mobile wouldgive Parkside any more consideration because of an honors program.It would seem more important to design a program that willoffersomething to juniors and seniors in an effort to keep them fromtransferring to other colleges.Another aspect of the program that should be considered is theinvolvement of faculty members in the' program. Parkside's lasthonors program did not draw enthusiastic faculty support because...., faculty members saw no economic benefits in participating in theprogram. Those who did generally found that the work required wasnot exceedi.r.!glydifficult or time consuming and the benefits wereappreciable. But still the~e were many faculty members who did notget involved inthe program because offears that itwould require toogreat an effort on their part. Sowhile the administration iseducatingthe high schools and Parkside students on the merits ofthe program itmight be wise for the administration to make an effort to clear upsome myths held by faculty members. Otherwise the unfortunateoutcome might be that while many students are involved in theprogram the faculty support will not be sufficient.So in conclusion we support the honors program. Even if it justserves asa useful public relations ploy and a vehicle for synthesizingcurrent programs here at Parkside it will serve a useful purpose./IT'SSPRING.'!"".,WOW,THERE'SBUDS ON TIllSTREE. DO YOUKNQIJ WH/!T TIIIITMEAIJS ~ISUCH \\'~".UINNOCENTPLEASURE_q:.----:1Le«ers to the Editor will beaccepted for publication only ilthey are typewri!ten (preferablydouble spaced with one inchmargins) and signed. lettersmust also have a telephonenumber for purpos.es ofverification. Nameswillbewithheld from publication whenvalid reasons .Ire given. Nobreach of confidencewilloccurin this regard.Rangerreservesthe righttoedit letters and refuteto publish letters not .uit~ forpublication.~an.i;erisw~tteft Aftdedited bystuden.ts 01theUniversity~I'WIscc:-n.sin~~A~sideAndthey are solelyresponSibletor ItSedltonal polleyand content.Wednesday, April 5, 1978 Editorial: ~ , <ReP.ger Ranger supports· 1 A.A.S.' The program for 'Academically Advanced Students' (i.:?. an honors program) which was passed several weeks ago by the Faculty Senate and to be implemented next fall, is intuitively an attractive and worthy program. While Ranger supports the program, (the text of it was in last w~ks Ranger) we do so with some reservation. Ranger does not have any qualms over the idea of an honors program. It is elitism, but so what. It would take an extreme egalitarian to prima facie deny the merit of an honors program. As long as a university has programs for students who are educationally disadvantaged then an honors program can be justified. The idea of an honors program has almost total support from faculty members and the admin,istration of Parkside. There are; however, sharp disagreements over what the structure of the program should be. While some of these criticisms are devoid of pragmatic reasoning some of the criticisms are sound and should be taken into -account. Let's first dispense of what Ranger considers to be criticisms that are devoid of pragmatic reasoning. Arguments of this sort assert that the honors program is too unstructured, lacks the high standards and special courses that an honors program should contain. The easy answer to criticisms of this sort is that yes the honors program Parkside is implementing is unstructured but that is one of its attractive features. While ideally an honors 'Program should be rigorous, intensive, and highly disciplined, (just as, ideally, faculty members should be intelligent, up to date on m?terial in their field, and have a teaching style that appeals to students.) programs of that sort are doomed to failure. -The reasons for this is so are: (1) undergraduate students are not characterized by an unconsuming desire to study as much as possible. In fact the opposite is true -it is only the one-dimensional student who feels that the only relevant aspect of college_ is _the academic area. A highly structured honors program would require an incredibly large amount of work. (2) A highly structured honors program usually requires that the student taking part in tne program take upwards of 60 honor credits. This tends to have an adverse impace upon the honor students grade point average. Before t~e honors program, the honor student was competing against a wide range of students and was probably among the top students in his/her class, In the honors program the competition is much more intense and since instructors, by and large, still stick to their standard method of awarding grades the chances are quite high that an honors student's grade point average would falL This would not be a negative consequence if graduate schools heavily weighted honors programs in their admission practices, but they do not. Graduate schools, by and large, are looking for easy, quick indicators to weed out applicants. Therefore, if one is an honor student with say a 3.5 grade point average competiting against a Executive Editor Associate Editor Business Manager Feature Editor News Editor Sports Editors -Photography Editor Sales Manager Thomas R. Cooper Diane J alensky John Flanagan Mike Murphy Bob Hoffman Doug & Dave Denise D' Acquisto Chris Miller Staff: Bill Barke, Mollie Clarke, Dave Cramer, Becky Draper, Craig Dvork, Doug Edenhauser, Nicky Kroll, Kim Putman, John Stewart, Pete Vernezze student with a 3.7 who hasn't participated in a honors program chances are the graduate school would choose the latter student. Students at other campuses have realized this and highly structured honors programs that have seemed dangerous to one's grade point average have been avoided by most students and have proved to be failures. So a highly structured honors program-just cannot rea!1stically be pursued. In fact a few years ago Parkside had an honors program that was highly structured and rather quickly failed. Those faculty members who again call for such a program must be viewed as misquided idealists. Now let us turn to the honors program Parkside has adopted. It has three main features: (1) Colloquiums (2) Independent study (3) A social club whose purpose would be to draw speakers here to Parkside, Beyond that the students can make the club whatever they want it to be. As even a mildly perceptive student can see the honors program is just a vehicle for effectively presenting to students already existing programs. What is now an uncoordinated, unstructured mix of programs will hopefully under. this program be synthesized into one program that can effectively be publicized to the local high schools and students here at Parkside who would be eligible for the program. The major criticism Ranger has against the honors program is its stated intention to focus in on freshmen and sophomores. It seems unlikely that a student who is bright and financially mobile would give Parkside any more consideration because of an honors program. It would seem more important to design a program that will offer· something to juniors and seniors in an effort to keep them from transferring to other colleges. Another aspect of the program that should be considered is the involvement of faculty members in the· program. Parkside's last honors program did not draw enthusiastic faculty support because , faculty members saw no economic benefits in participating in the program. Those who did generally found that the work required was not exceed~gly difficult or time consuming and the benefits were appreciable. But still there were many faculty members who did not get involved in the program because of fears that it would require too great an effort on their part. So while the administration is educating the high schools and Parkside students on the merits of the program it might be wise for the administration to make an effort to clear up some myths held by faculty members, Otherwise the unfortunate outcome might be that while many students are involved in the program the faculty support will not be sufficient. So in conclusion we support the honors program. Even if it just serves as a useful public relations ploy and a vehicle for synthesizing current programs here at Parkside it will serve a useful purpose. WOW, THERE'S BUDS ON T/.// 5 TREE. DO YOU KNOkJ (,.)/-I /ff TJIIIT MEfitJS? IT'S SPRING.I! " I SUCH \ \. INNOCENT PLEASURE Letters to the Editor will bf! accepted for publication only iC they are typewritten (preferably double spaced with one inch margins) and signed. Letters must also have a telephone number for purposes of verification. Names will be withheld from publication when valid reasons are given. No breach of confidence will occur in this regard. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refute to publish letters not suit..._ for publication. !lant;er is w"!tten and edited by students of the Unaversaty ~I Wasc~nsin-~a~side and they are solely responsible for ats edatonal policy and content. 2 / MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 6, issue 27, April 5, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. The Smith' is coming Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 erWednesday, March 29, 1978Vol. 6 No. 26ITheSmithliscoming:-......,Mike MurphyFeature EditorEvery note university breeds some creative force oft tdi. .. . h .au5an mgarusttc mt~gflty w0~dleventually go out in society and make aname for himself. ForInstance,withinthe culturalfieldof film USChad George Lucas (Star Wars) a~d NYU had Steven Speilberg (~~:IoseEncounters), ~oth men had their ears to theirart,their eyes to thesky, and their hands on their wallet. They represent th. ffile newgeneration0 Immakers who were not-afraidto unlea hth .. . . fh5 elfimagtnatrve orees inteir films.Although Parks ide is not quite in the same league as USC or UCLAin funds or population, one is still able to find, within these redbrickha.llways,.the existance of creative minds of equal stature. Whichbrings us,rnas humble a fashion as possible, to talk about Bill Barkethe local representative of the new generation.'.Someti~e next week, given thecurrentproduction schedule, Barkewill premler~, to the people of Parkside one of the most exciting andelaborate Video tape productions -to come out of the Parksidetelevision st~djos. The production, or film as it shallbelooselyreferred to, IS calledThe Smithand it is a space adventure in theflavor of its contemporiesStarWars andClose Encounters.Actually, it is unfair to associateThe Smithwith these twoHollywood offsprings for it might be misconstrued as an after-thought to capitalize on the recent upsurge in public interest of thespac~fantasygenre.The Smith,written and produced by Barke, wasconcievedas long as a year and a half ago, long before R2D2 was aglimmer in the public eye.Barke, an English major here at Parkside and notorious columnistofBarke'sGasCompanyfame, had held an interest in science fictionway back in his freshman filmmaking class. Here, Barke created a 15minute super 8 firm utilizing many of the 6asic techniques and ideaswhic~ were later to characterizeThe Smith.Barke's work ethic, aptlydescribed as "demonic drive", was initially revealed in the creation ofthis early super 8 epic. He literally restructured his present apartmentat the time to allow for a makeshift film studio.Barke's enthusiasm in film and video allowed him to get involvedin the Parkside video department some five years ago. Back inJanuary of 75 Barke, along with Glen Christensen, organized whatwas known as thePABVideowhich was basically a series ofvideotaped comedy film shorts with announcements of campusevents intersped throughout. The program also included a series ofcomedy takeoffs of talk shows and an array of creative, and oftenstrange, commercials written by Barke and Christensen to advertisePAB events.Seven shows ofPAB Videowere produced, all of which were shoton one inch video tape and released without the luxury of editing.The programs, .shown in Parkside's old Whiteskeller, garnered onlymoderate interest from students. Barke felt. because much of theshow contained black and often offcolor humor, that it wasn't•STUDENT BUYINC POWER CARD,.:::: HEAVY DUTY RIGID PLASTICDiscount cardsnow available..For students on a scholasticbudget it is often difficult toSurvive within an Inflatedeconomy. Parkside StudentCovernment Association hasInitiated a program to assist theConsumer worn student. The-1SSistanceis in the form of aStudent Buying Card which isnow available at the PSGA office(near Coffee Shoppe).The cards provide a 10 - 15%on items or services fromparticipating merchants. Thestudents must pick up their carsat the Psga office andsubsequently present their cardsto the respective merchant~ 'orthe di~ount.The program is new and still atits _conceptual ~tages but asstudents utilize the cards andpatronize the merchants, morediscounts could be madeavailable.''The Smith"condusiveto the Parksidepopulation.Undiscouraged, Barke continued to remain active in video Hebegan, in early1976,what was to be the foundation for theSmithfilm. Barke and Christensen concieved of a teleplay about afutunsttcsociety and began to do some research on theproject.But,asBarkerelated, his co-written Glen became involved in the research to adegree of near fanaticism. "Glen found Einstein'stheonesandIneversaw him again."Having to temporarily scrap the Idea for the science fiction filmBarke went on to organize yet another Videotaped comedy show Iobeshown to the Parkside students The show was calledCampusBizzareand it was composed of a series of four, half hour programsdesigned as both a creative outlet for Barke and other wnters and togive exposure to the media department Older Parkside alumnusmight recall CampusBizarebeing shown on TV sets placedthroughout the complex and Involving an often funny and oftenweird compilation of sketches.In early spring of 1977, Barke, along With Jack Murray and JeffUtrenta, began filming another series of four half hour shows to beknown asBizare Bizare.UnlikeCampus Bizare.which was made upof a stung of sketches,BizareBizerewas a full fledged, non-stop halfhour comedy, complete with plot, character development and evenclimax or two. The series included such classics asKiller Bologna,atakeoff of the private eye and monster movres. andBlood At BlarneyStone Manor,a perverse horror storvWith accumulated expenenceInVideo production, Barke nowdevoted his attention to the formulation of a science frcncn filmSeveral months were spent on the wntmg and rewnung of the senor.and the story continued to take on added dimensions Theproduction, which was ongtnallvtobeshot and editedInthr~weeks, was stdlInthe workings over a year laterThe complt'ted tale concerns a glgantlc, "Ingle- manned ..pacE'freighter knowna5the Smith WhICh,b" '\ome treak aCCident collide"WIth what is thought to be a meteor MISSIoncontrol, alerted to tht'pressence of the "foreign object" through a computer malfunctIon,later di~cover that the meteor isInreality not a meteor at all but dsubstance of another entity The plot In"olves MISSion Controlsuppressing the reality of the meteor's actual eXlstance from th pilotof the freighter, and the pilot's growing fear and SUSpiCionover thewhole affarrBarke characterizes his film as an excerClse Into the phenomenonof "fear of the unknown" and "man's relationship to hIS0\0\n naturecontinued on po.e 3E. Lanyonto visitParksideNatIonally known Chicagoartist Ellen Lanyon IS scheduledtoVISitParks Ide campusThursday, March 30, to speakabout her work and mteretsShewillgrve a shde-lecture on thedevelopment of her pamtmgstyle at 2 15 pm In ere nQulSt101, and later she Will m t Withstudents for cntques&dISCUS·sronsMs Lanyon was born mChicago and attended the ArtInstitute of Chicago a W II athe UnIversIty of Iowa, earnmgboth the BfA and MfAdegrees In palntmg he has hada long and mflut'nttal career a.. aprofe ....ronal arust With many..010 eehrbmon ..Inew York,ChlCdl-to,\\a~hlnRton. and otht:rmajor (Itl(>S aero.. the nationCurrpntly ~heISon thp Board ofDIft:'ctor" at theIatl nal ColIl' eArt ASSOcldtlonEllen lanyon' dpPf>ardntoa'loavIsitIng artist on 1arlh 30thIbeing ..pOn'loOflodby th lrctuu's& fine- Arts CommlUPe Her talklSope-n to the pubhc ande\leryoneISInVitedon the inside•••Letters to the Editor page 2Racine Theatre Guild page 4The AU-American Diet page 5*********er Wednesday, March 29, 1978 Vol. 6 No. 26 'The Smith' is coming_ Mike Murphy Feature Editor Every_ note _univehrsity_1b1 reeds some creative force of outstanding art1stIc integrity w o wI eventually go out in society and make a name for himself. For instance, within the cultural field of film USC had George Lucas (Star Wars) and NYU had Steven Speilberg ((lose Encounters). Both men had their ears to their art, their eyes to the sky, an_d their _hands on their wallet. They represent the new generation of filmmakers who were not-afraid to unleash th · · · · f e1r 1magmatIve orces in their films. Although Parkside is not quite in the same league as USC or UCLA in funds or population, one is still able to find, within these red brick hallways, the existance of creative minds of equal stature. Which brings us, in as humbl_e a fashion as possible, to talk about Bill Barke, the local representative of the new generation. Sometime next week, given the curren·t production schedule Barke will premiere, to the people of Parkside one of the most exciti~g and elaborate video tape productions to come out of the Parkside television st~dios. The production, or film as it shall be loosely referred to, Is called The Smith and it is a space adventure in the flavor of its contempories Star Wars and Close Encounters. Actually, it is unfair to associate The Smith with these two Hollywood offsprings for it might be misconstrued as an after-thought to capitalize on the recent upsurge in public interest of the space fantasy genre. The Smith, written and produced by Barke was concieved as long as a year and a half ago, long before R2D2 ~as a glimmer in the public eye. Barke, an English major here at Parkside and notorious columnist of Barke's Gas Company fame, had held an interest in science fiction way back in his freshman filmmaking class. Here, Barke created a 15 minute super 8 firm utilizing many of the basic techniques and ideas which were later to characterize The Smith. Barke's work ethic, aptly described as "demonic drive", was initially revealed in the creation of this early super 8 epic. He literally restructured his present apartment at the time to allow for a makeshift film studio. Barke's enthusiasm in film and video allowed him to get involved in the Parkside video department some five years ago. Back in January of 75 Barke, along with Glen Christensen, organized what was known as the PAB Video which was basically a series of videotaped comedy film shorts with announcements of campus events intersped throughout. The program also included a series of comedy takeoffs of talk shows and an array of creative, and often strange, commercials written by Barke and Christensen to advertise PAB events. Seven shows of PAB Video were produced, all of which were shot on one inch video tape and released without the luxury of editing. The programs, shown in Parkside's old Whiteskeller, garnered only moderate interest from students. Barke felt, because much of the show contained black and often offcolor humor, that it wasn't ....... ,-• • STUDENT BUYING POWER CARD ~UTHOFIIZEO SIGNATURE LJNt'tY c•aAT•e VOLUMa A 9AVtNOe ~ HEAVY DUTY RIGID PLASTIC Discount cards now available For students on a scholastic budget it is often difficult to survive within an inflated economy. Parkside Student Government Association has initiated a program to assist the consumer worn student. The :issistance is in the form of a Student Buying Card which is now available at the PSGA office (near Coffee Shoppe). The cards provide a 10 -15% on items or· services from participating merchants_-The students must pick up their cars at the Psga office and subsequently present their cards to the respective merchant< 'or the di~ount. The program is new and still at its -conceptual ~tages but as students utilize the card and patronize the merchants, more discounts could be made available. ''The Smith'' condusive to the Parkside population Undiscouraged, Barke continued to remain active m video He began, in early 1976, what was to be the foundation for the Smith film. Barke and Christensen concieved of a teleplay about a futur1st1c society and began to do some research on the proiect But, as Barke related, his co-written Glen became m olved in the research to a degree of near fanaticism. "Glen found Einstein's theories and I never saw him again." Having to temporarily scrap the idea for the science fiction film Barke went on to organize yet another videotaped corned how f~ be shown to the Parkside students The show was called Campus Bizzare and it was composed of a series of four, half hour programs designed as both a creative out et for Barke and other writer nd to give exposure to the media department. Older Park 1d alumnu might recall Campus Bizare being shown on TV s t plac d throughout the complex and involving an often funn and often weird compilation of sketches In early spring of 1977 Barke, along \lith Jack Murra and J ff Litrenta, began film mg another eries of four half hour how to b known as Bizare B1zare. Unlike Campu Bizare, which \\,a made up of a string of sketches, B1zare B1zare wa a full tied d, non-stop half hour comedy, complete with plot, charact rd " lopm nt and e n climax or two The erie included u h cla Ic a ,lier Bologna. a takeoff of the private eye and monster movie , and Blood Ac Blame Stone Manor. a perver e horror ~tor With accumulated e perience m video production. Bark nov. de oted his attention to the formulation of a I n 11 tton ttlm Several months were spent on the ,,ntmg and r \\rittn, of th ,crIpt, and the tory continued to take on add •d dim n,1on~ Th production, \\h1ch ,,a on ,mall\, to b ho and !d1ted m thr '"eeks. wa till m the ,,orkmg~ over a \. ar lat r The completed tale con erns a gI anti • m •le m nn d p c freighter knm n as th . m,th '"h1ch b ome r a ac 1d •nt, l.Oll1d with what I thought to be a meteor \11 sIon control, al rt d to th pressence of the "foreign obiect" throu h a computer maltun 10n, later d1~cover that the meteor Is m real1t not a m teor at all ut sub tance of another entIt\ The plot m-.ol-.e, Mis 10n ontrol suppre~ mg the realit\ ot the meteor\ a tual I tance from th pilot of the freighter, and the pilot gro, ... ing fear and u\pIcIon o er th whole affair Barke characterize ht iilm a an e cercI e into the ph nom non of "tear of the unkno,"n "and "man· r lat1on hip to ht ov. n natur continued on page 3 E. Lanyon to visit Parkside on the inside ... Letters to the Editor page 2 Racine Theatre Guild page 4 The All-American Diet page 5 ********* Wednesday, March 29, 19782Proposed program for honor studentsStudent proposes faculty viewsTo the Editor:When an accusation is publicly expressed,itgenerally isexpected that arebuttal will be quicklyreciprocated. Such, however, has not been the casewith recent opinions aired in the Ranger.Specifically, these letters have criticized certaininstructors and their classroom conduct. Thoughthese criticisms are important for several reasons,one reason is particularlycrucial.When certainexpectations, attributed to the instructors andpresented to the students, are frustrated, tensionand anger is created which can eventually lead tougly confrontation. Thus, without reiteratingspecific names and events, this article will firstreport personal observations regarding thecriticism, andsecond,initiate aforum encouragingaregular exchangeof constructive views betweeninstructors andstudents.One complaint accusesinstructors of implyingthat students are inferior. This is an interestingaccusation. Indeed, before suggestinga person isinferior, the word's connotative and denotativemeanings must be clearly understood. If inferiormeans "situated lower down or nearer what isregarded as the bottom" (Webster's Third NewInternational Dictionary, Unabridged, 1966, p.1158)or"situated underorbeneath" (TheAmericanHeritage Dictionary of the EnglishLanguage,DellPublishing Company, Inc. 1976, p. 365), it isdifficult to graspthe instructors meaning.In fact, the term, as used here, is'ambiguous.What are the students physically beneath? Further,could the students be below something?Academically, the students may not possesstheinstructors accumulation of information. But hisshould not determine any inferiority. Being wellinformed does not guarantee provocative insight.Further, a well informed person does notnecessarily mean a person capable of reason.Likewise,if inferior meanslessintelligent, it mustinitially bedetermined what isintelligence andjusthow it could be accurately measured, i.e.questioning the assumption that intelligence isreducible to atwo orthreecodedigit. However, inall fairness,it is true instructors may confront theEditor's note:The following;s the text of the program for 'Academicalfy Talentedand Specially SkilledStudents'whichwasapproved by the Faculty"stonewall" effect: studentswho wiil not criticize,Senate last Iuesdev bya 15-5margin.andwho will likely become withdrawn if forced to ProblemStatementrespondby a determined instructor. But assuming Thereisconcern that UVV··Parksidewill not continue to attract orthis illustratesinferiority isamistake. Non-response ·retainacademically talented and specially skilled students. Presentlysimply illustrates non-response.itappearsthat manysuchstudentsdo not evenconsider ParksideasaMoreover the students are desiring education valuable option for their university work. Others may choose tobutreceivinginstruction. Thisisthe secondgeneral attend Parkside,but areexplicit about then plansto transfer asSOOnobservation. Used here, instruction means: the aspossible. ~processof putting information into the students. Cognizant of the potential problems that could arise from suchSpecifically, the students are given only the studentattitudes. andatthesametime wanting to avoid the creationinstructor's interpretation of the subject material of a program sohighly structured asto place students in anHonorsand isthen, via testing, required to duplicate that College, the Academic Policies Committee proposes to attract andinterpretation. This is, literally, memorization and stimulate these students thr<:>ught.he following program forreiteration; in turn, the ability to heed directions academically talented and speciallv skilled.and to comply passively is strengthened. Further, Introduction \this method deletes other legitimate views and The Academic Policies Committee believes that Parksideshouldthus, the student is denied an opportunity to develop a program that will attract and will help to retaincritically examinethosediffering opinions. academically talented andspecially skilled studentsthis programwillOn the other hand then, what is meant by provide students with a more intense, accelerated educationaleducation? Broadly speaking, education should experience along with increased interaction with students withdevelop a person's capacity for humanity; similar skills. It capitalizes0"1options already available to allhumanity defined asthe ability to relate to oneself Parkside students aswell(1Sintroducing a number of new options.and others 'in a creative and loving manner. It seeksprimarily to .provide specially talented students with aForemostthen, education should guide a person's favorable academic and social climate, particularly in their first twoselfdevelopment.yearsat the University, for many the period before many studentsThird, presenting the subject material in a havefound their major and before they have found - on their ownunorganized manner is yet another aggravation. - other studentswith similar Interests.Thus,while the student mayWhat isquestioned hereisanabuseof the popular participate in the program through out his/her acaderruc.cgreer. itlecture method of instructing. Simply, the student focusesmore on the first two yearsand is intended to complementisquestioning only thepresentation ofthe material, andnot replaceeither theacademic orsocial activities offered inthenot the preparation. Generally, a sound disciplines.presentation should include a solid foundation, Target Population and Admission Standardsfollowed with specific details, and finally, ~an This program will be open to the following three groups ofassortmentof interpretations. What isdeplored isa students:presentation opening with a detailed topic, Group AStudents exhibiting exceptional skills in anyone areaofproceedingtoanothertheme,andthen returning tostudy..the initial topic because omitted elements are (Suchstudentswill havehadaunique experience inastudy area;thissuddenly remembered.must documented by a letter of reference or an exhibition of workThese then, are three personalobservationswhere appropriate. They must obtain a favorable recommendationwritten asa supplement to recent RangerLetters. from a review committee following apersonal interview.)How~ver,this isonly one opinion. What isneeded Group BNew Freshmen exhibiting high academic scholarship innowISfaculty response. Exchange of honest andhigh school (genera fly rankingin top10%ofhigh school class)open views are necessary before disruptions (These students must submit a letter of recommendation from apermanently obstruct the educational process of member of their high school faculty, and must have a favorablebothpresentandfuture students.recommendation from areview committee subsequentto apersonalMartin A.Shimekinterview.)GroupCTransfer or continuing students who have an overall CPA of3.5 or better afteraminimumof12credit hours.f(These students must submit a letter of recommendation from afaculty member inthestudent'sareaof interest, and haveafavorablerecommendation from the review committee following a personalIntervlew.lRetention StandardsThebenefits which all studentswill derive from this program will,of course,dependonthequality of the program andon the efforts ofeachindividual student. Tothis end,the program steeringcommitteewill conduct a yearly review of each student, recommendingretention in or dismissal from the program.Content\tntensttvComponentIt is believed that students participating in this program arecapa.bleof a more intense educational experience than istypicallyprovided. Thespecific nature of this program will be determined bythe.student and his faculty advisor, and may include theseor otheroptions:A.Likeall ~arksidestudents',those in this Programwill beassignedafac~lty a~vlsor.~tudents in.the Program,with theaidandapprovaloftheiradvisorwill plan an Individualized courseof study.B_.In order for thesestudentsto explore in greater depth academicareasof study of special interest to them, students in the Programmay develop a study program that goes beyond the usual work of any~ourse. This study program would be planned with the courseInstruc~~rand if completed successfully, would earn for the studentanadditional credit inthat course.Astudent may carry no morethant~reesuchadditional credits persemester.Studentsshalt registerforRaneer ia written and edited by students 01theUAiveraity01Wiaconain...Parkslde and they are solelyreaponsible lor its editorial policy a.ndcontent.Student praiseselection committeeTo the Editor:~RSHIPS- SCHOLARSHIPS- SCHOLARSHIPS- SCHUlApplication forms are available in the Financial AidsOffice for scholarships tobeawarded to Kenosha Countyresidents through the Kenosha County Clearing House forScholarships. Thisorganization coordinates-the scholarshipsoffered by several women's organizations in Kenosha.Students fill out one application but will be considered byseveral organizations. Due April 10.ARSHIPS- SCHOLARSHIPS- SCHOLARSHIPS- SCHOUI would like to thank thefollowing people for theirassistancein making the Spring1978 Elections a success:' theElections Committee of theP.S.G.A. Senate, Jon Flanagan,Tim and Terry Zuehlsdorf, JohnStewast, Mark Merten, JeffSwenki, John McKlosky and ofcourseall the candidates.Also I wish to thank LaurenGehrig in the Computer Centerand the people in StudentRecordsoffice.MaryMortl, ElectionsCommitteecontinued on po,e 8LAST \.fEK'SC~RTOON,FfATURING11FEMLILE Fffi THE FIRST T1N6,BROOCHT .nENUMERWSCOMPl.AlNTS, GRIEVANCES, IlND EVENTHRfIlTS TO NY GOOD/lEI/LTIIFROMGlJr'SlJ/JO51T[D TIlELOUQUALITYCfNYCIIARACTER.IlNDVOILA!!IFOUNDITI ]FINIlLLYUIlSA BLE TO DRill)IlFULLYDEVELOPED (IIARACTERTI-JIIT DROVE ALLMYMilLEFRIENDSEC5TATICAUY:n '--.-~LJILD.'~J.U-~~~......lr-.\-- - - c-._'-'-'-'-~~SOISPENTTI-JIS(¥lSTWEEKSLAVINGOVERTHISUJRTOONTRYING TODISCO/ERUIIAT 'lJJS I"1ISSIfl;TIIAT TI-JE5f GUYSSEEMEDTO TNINK TI-JEYCWLDN'T SURVIVEWITHOOT.ARE'tOU'MEN"SATISFIED?\'r-f'~-LJ-?!. m..c .... ~._~I ,[-4.'·II,· I.i·,L "Wednesday, March 29, 1978 2 Proposed program for honor students Student proposes faculty views Editor's note: The following is the text of the program for 'Academically Talented To the Editor: When an accusation is publicly expressed, it generally is expected that a rebuttal will be quickly reciprocated. Such, however, has not been the case with recent opinions aired in the Ranger. Specifically, these letters have criticized certain instructors and their classroom conduct. Though these criticisms are important for several reasons, one reason is particularly crucial. When certain expectations, attributed to the instructors and presented to the students, are frustrated, tension and anger is created which can eventually lead to ugly confrontation. Thus, without reiterating specific names and events, this article will first report personal observations regarding the criticism, and second, initiate a forum encouraging a regular exchange of constructive views between instructors and students. One complaint accuses instructors of implying that students are inferior. This is an interesting accusation. Indeed, before suggesting a person is inferior, the word's connotative and denotative meanings must be clearly understood. If inferior means "situated lower down or nearer what is regarded as the bottom" (Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, 1966, p. 1158) or "situated under or beneath" (The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Dell Publishing Company, Inc. 1976, p. 365), it is difficult to grasp the instructors meaning. In fact, the term, as used here, is' ambiguous. What are the students physically beneath? Further, could the students be below something? Academically, the students may not possess the instructors accumulation of information. But his should not determine any inferiority. Being well informed does not guarantee provocative insight. Further, a well informed person does not necessarily mean a person capable of reason. Likewise, if inferior means less intelligent, it must initially be determined what is intelligence and just how it could be accurately measured, i.e. questioning the assumption that intelligence is reducible to a two or three code digit. However, in all fairness, it is true instructors may confront the and Specially Skilled Students' which was approved by the Faculty "stonewall" effect: students who will not criticize. Senate last Tu,esday by a 15-5 margin. and who will likely become withdrawn if forced to Problem Statement respond by a determined instructor. But assuming There is concern that UW--Parkside will not continue to attract or this illustrates inferiority is a mistake. Non-response ·retain academically talented and specially skilled students. Presently simply illustrates non-response. it appears that many such students do not even consider Parkside as a Moreover the students are desiring education valuable option for their university work. Others may choose to but receiviR~ instruction. This is the second general attend Parkside, but are explicit about their plans to transfer as soon observation. Used here, instruction means: the as possible. process of putting information into the students. Cognizant of the potential problems that could arise from such Specifically, the students are given only the student attitudes, and at the same time wanting to avoid the creation instructor's interpretation of the subject material of a program so highly structured as to place students in an Honors and is then, via testing, required to duplicate that College, the Academic Policie.s Committee proposes to attract and interpretation. This is, literally, memorization and stimulate these students thr~ugh t_he following pro9ram for reiteration; in turn, the ability to heed directions academically talented and specially skilled. and to comply passively is strengthened. Further, Introduction this method deletes other legitimate views and The Academic Policies Committee believes that Parkside should thus, the student is denied an opportunity to develop a program that will attract and will help to retain critically examine those differing opinions. academically talented and specially skilled students this program will On the other hand then, what· is meant by provide students with a more intense, accelerated educational education? Broadly speaking, education should experience along with increased interaction with students with develop a person's capacity for humanity; similar skills. It capicalizes 0<1 options already available to ali humanity defined as the ability to relate to oneself Parkside students as well as introducing a number of new options. and others · in a creative and loving manner. It seeks primarily to provide specially talented students with a Foremost then, education should guide a person's favorable academic and social climate, particularly in their first two self development. • years at the University, for many the period before many students Third, presenting the subject material in a have found their major and before they have found -on their own unorganized manner is yet another aggravation. -other students with similar interests. Thus, while the stydent may What is questioned here is an abuse of the popular participate in the program through out his/her academic~er, it lecture method of instructing. Simply, the student focuses more on the first two years and is intended to complement is questioning only the presentation of the material, and not replace either the academic or social activities offered in the not the preparation. Generally, a sound disciplines. presentation should include a solid foundation, Target Population and Admission Standards followed with specific details, and finally, an This program will be open to the following three groups of assortment of interpretations. What is deplored is a students: presentation opening with a detailed topic, Group A Students exhibiting exceptional skills in any one area of proceeding to another theme, and then returning to study. · the initial topic because omitted elements are (Such students will have had a unique experience in a study area; this suddenly remembered. must documented by a letter of reference or an exhibition of work These then, are three personal observations where appropriate. They must obtain a favorable recomm~ndation written as a supplement to recent Ranger Letters. from a review committee following a personal interview.) However, this is only one opinion. What is needed Group B New Freshmen exhibiting high academic scholarship in now is faculty response. Exchange of honest and high school (generally ranking in top 10% of high school class) open views are necessary before disruptions (These students must submit a letter of recommendation from a permanently obstruct the educational process of member of their high school faculty, and must have a favorable both present and future students. recommendation from a review committee subsequent to a personal Martin A. Shimek interview.) Group C Transfer or continuing students who have an overall GPA of 3.5 or better aher a minimum of 12 credit hours. , (These students must submit a letter of recommendation from a faculty member in the student's area of interest, and have a favorable recommendation from the review committee following a personal Ranger is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Student praises interview.) Retention Standards The benefits which all students will derive from this program will, of course, depend on the quality of the program and on the efforts of each individual student. To this end, the program steering committee will conduct a yearly review of each student, recommending retention in or dismiss.al from the program. LARSH I PS• SCHOLARSHIPS• SCHOLARSHIPS• SCHOi Application forms are available in the Financial Aids Office for scholarships to be awarded to Kenosha County residents through the Kenosha County Clearing House for Scholarships. This organization coordinates.the scholarships offered by several women's organizations in Kenosha. Students fill out one application but will be considered by several organizations. Due April 10. AR SHIPS• SCHOLARSHIPS• SCHOLARSHIPS• SCHOU LAST \JEEK'S CARTOON, FEATURING election committee To the Editor: I would like to thank the following people for their assistance in making the Spring 1978 Elections a success: the Elections Committee of the P.S.G.A. Senate, Jon Flanagan, Tim and Terry Zuehlsdorf, John Stewast, Mark Merten, Jeff Swenki, John McKlosky and of course all the candidates. Also I wish to thank Lauren Gehrig in the Computer Center and the people in Student Records office. Content, Intensity Component It is believed that students participating in this program are capa_ble of a more intense educational experience than is typically provided. The specific nature of this program will be determined by the_student and his faculty advisor, and may include these or other options: A. Like all ~arkside students·, those in this Program will be assigned a faculty a~v1sor. Students in_the Program, with the aid and approval of their advisor, will plan an individualized course of study. B. In order for these students to explore in greater depth academic areas of study of special interest to them, students in the Program may develop a study program that goes beyond the usual work of any ~ourse. This study program would be planned with the course mstruc~~r and if completed successfully, would earn for the student an additional c~edit in that course. A student may carry no more than Mary Mortl, Elections Committee th_ree such additional credits per semester. Students shall. register for continued on page 8 A FEMALE FOR TUE FIRST T/Nf, SO I SPENT TIJIS f¥JST WEEK /IND VOl!A !! I FOUND BROUGHT _ME NUMEROUS SLAVING OVER THIS CARTOON IT! I FINIJLLY lJAS COMPl.ll/NTS. GRIEVANCES, /IND EVEN TRYING TO DISCO/ER l.JUAT , ABLE TO DR~W A FULLY Tl/REI/TS TO NY GOOD J/E!lLTJJ FRON ~S MISSIM; TJIAT Tl/ESE GUYS DEVELOPED CllllRACTER QJr5 IJJ/0 5/T[D T/1£ LOLJ SEEH[D TO TJIINK TIIEY TI./AT DROVE ALL MY M/ILE _ _;;QU:..;_~-=-Ll::::TY:;::-=OF-....:11:..::.Y~C:...'.'...:IIA~RA;,;_(1.'..::E!:...:.R ____ CCU_LD_N_'T_S_UR_V_IVE__;.:.lJ_IT:.:_HOO..::....:.T_:_· __ FRIENDS £ C5TflT/C ALLY ~ •. -,\ ~ · ~7 IJILD' ·rt· . 'r:t:fJ .. ,~~-LU~~~ . 'r--------:·----~ .;....;;.;;-:. ~~ .:..:,l.c('1~r ~ I \ I I~; I • I J ARE YOU 'MEN'1 SATISFIED? MORE INFORMATION Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 6, issue 26, March 29, 1978 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1978-03-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System education division george lucas library Mike Murphy science fiction steven spielberg https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/90cf3341ce265aa5545a7ca90e8fb219.pdf c293fdfcc3dabb73664c87f675fdd94b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 6, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Forty-four cited Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 er=Parkside Student Government's current Presi-dent, R.usty Smith, was reelected for her secondtermWlt~246write-in votes. Harvey Hedden waselected vice-presidenr with 312 votes.Union OperAtlna 'gpreAAlJpcatJgDIAdelman 86Ballantyne 204Folsom 171Smith 246Endenhauser 78Hedden 97OdeI380Leifer 301Merrick 353Powers 346Robles 355Schultz 67•Sengte•Braun 363Cramer 307Edenhauser 87Elizando 269Hansen 214Hedden 312Schubert 88Stiloski 282Westphal 333,Health fair held today"Well Day", a health fair designed both forParkside students and members of theRacine-Kenoshacommunity, will be held at theUW-Parkside Union on Wednesday, March 22, from10a.m. to4p.m.Thirty-eight community-based health-relatedagencieswillparticipate in "We!1 Day", which issponsored by the Campus Health Office/StudentLife.Services offered will include free blood pressurescreening,ABOblood typing, iron deficiencyanemia screening, lung capacity testing, sickle cellanemia screening (from 1 to 3p.m .only), physicalfitness testing, weight checks and one-to-oneinstruction in breast self-examination for women.Topics of' the various displays and exhibitsinclude irrununizadon, smoking, home dental care,genericdrug-s. nutrttidn.medicare/medicaid,kidney disease and donor programs, eye care,venereal disease, poison control, alcoholism,population planning and specific agency services.There will be continuous showing of films on healthcare topics.Personsfrom the community planning to attendshould park in the East Parking Lot. Access is fromWood Road, through the Tallent Parking lot.Directional signs will be posted and free shuttle busservice will be available from the East lot to theCampus Un:on.The thirty-eight participating agencies include:Racine Sickle Cell Foundation, Wisconsin lungAssociation,RacineYWCA, Women's ResourceCenter, Racine Police Department, St. Catherine'sHospital, Kenosha Health Department, AmericanCancer Society, Racine Health Department,Pharmacists Association, Department of VocationalRehabilitation, U.W. Extension-Racine, R.U.S.H(Racine Underground Safe House). InnovativeYouth Services of Racine, Inc., Hot line of Racine,Parents Helpline of Racine, Family CounselingCenter of Kenosha, Milwaukee Blood Center,Society's Assets, Ic., Social Security Office-Kenosha, Kidney Foundation of Wisconsin.Kenosha County Switchboard, Kenosha MemonalHospital,RacineYMCA, Family Planning of Racine,Wisconsin Society for the Prevention of Blindness,Family Service ofRacme-HornernakerService,St.Mary's Medkal Center, St, luke's Hospital, Alcohol&Drug Council of Kenosha County, Inc., PlannedParenthood of Kenosha, Kenosha Fire Department-Emergency Medical Services, Racine ViSiting NurseAssociation, Kenosha County Diabetes Association,Racine Dental Society, ttfe Right, Inc, of Kenosha,Developmental Disabilities Information Service,and University of Wisconsin Extension Departmentof Environmental Resources.. Wednesday, March 22, 1978Vol. 6 U:. 25~'HaPPYEaster',• ••,Forty-fourcitedForty-four Parkside students have been Cited for"sophomore distinction" based on work completedthrough the first semester.Students receiving sophomoredtsnncuonmustmaintain a cumulative academic gradepointaverage of 3.25 (B-plus on a 4.0 scale) on aminimum of 57 credits, theequivalentof foursemesters of university work .Students cited from Kenosha areRobert John Boh, 10501 75th St., Jacalyn M Carr,4604 47th Ave., Janet lee Cooper, 5507 49th Ave.,Sandy Marre Funk, 3801 19th Ave., Gregory PaulGraziano, 3409 30th Ave., Gregory DonaldHill,5825 S 11th Ave., James William La Have. 782447th Ave., Kathryn Marre Leitmg, 4612 5th Ave.,Keith Arthur Manna, 6018 50th Ave" John CharlesMardoian, 4617 Wilson Rd., Dawn Lanee Pfeiffer,8011 27th Ave.,ManoneAnn Roth, 2917 24th Ave.,Faith Alice Scalzo, 2009-19th Ave., Patricia AnnShore, 754316th AveFromRacmePatriciaMargaret Arena, 2819Indiana St.,MaryMartna Banks, 3705 Waterbury Lane; Susan MarieBclewski ,2136 Carmel Ave., Maria EugeniaBrttt,4717 Northwestern Ave., Heidi A Conde,806 lakeAve, #24; Dorothy R Crowell, 2315 Carmel Ave.,Denise Mane Desotell, 1526 Deane Blvd., JoelJeffry Gummeson, 817 Romayne Ave., Sandra lynnKirsten, 7155 lake Shore Dr.; Carolyn ElizabethMaroda, 1302 Romayne Ave,DavidSam Mlssurelli,2614 W High St, June M Mitchell, 161 MenburrLn.,Debi lynn Podhola,804Blaine, Heidi MarteStehr,14271f2Thurston Ave.,LouiseMarie Vall,3401 Ruby Ave., Joyce Ann Vargo, 18144l/JMileRd., Edward Rayverbeten.2806 Donna Ave., TomJohn Wespetal, 2116 Enghsh St.From otherWisconsin ccmmuruuesCarol Jean Adamson, Rt 1, Box160,UnionGrove, Joan A Camp, Rt. 1, Box 237, Lake Geneva,JoanneF Carlson,Rt3,Box 835, Burlington,Margaret Mary Crawford,806MadisonAve.,outhMilwaukee, Cathlyn Ann Korger , 5245 Barthel Rd.Franksville, Ralph Wayne Moody, 3162 WAmerican Dr, Greenfield,onmeLyn Novacek,132& 71st Dr, Union Grove, Thomas K Pella, 324Ongen, Burlington, Carol ue Petges, Rt 5, Box 64,Burlington, Robert Alton Pink, 916 14th Ave,Union Grove and Sandra Lee Tall, 3405 Pioneer Dr.,FranksvilleFrom illinOISSheila Anne Jeffries, 2501 Jackson, Waukegan,IllinOIS*********... NAt1EOF f.lPA.TH.Y.,Its DE~LT7I-IROUGHATLrA5TONEAGENTCIlLIEDTIiCTilBE:THE FBIISNO'.J INVE571GA7JNGSEVERALOTllfR5U5PECJSINCLUDING'DISCO MUZIK"AND" ~OLYlJOOD"~SVMPTOHSINCLUDE CONSTANTlJOR5UJP OF 5LtCESS 4ND GOODCLOTHES AND ANUPSURGEINCUW;EBUSINESSMi'lJORS. NODEATHS HAVEYET BEENiREPORTED.~~/AND NO!) LET'S RETURNTO •HAPPY DlJYS"!!I CAN RESISTI (ANRE5IST.I CAN) J./OPEoC'TIilS ISASPECIALNE\JSBRIEF!THE FBIIN IJASHINGTON HASCONFIRMED THEfXIST4NCEOF ANEW LETHAL DRUGIJIJICH15 NOI,jDEVASTATING TRE NflnDNJ YiJJTHAND ADULTS AS wElLGOINGBY T~E gREET.~JILJ-Wednesday, March 22, 1978 Vol. 6 U ·. 5 er 'Happy Easter' PSGA ELECTION RESULTS d Parkside Student Government's current Presi-ent, R_usty Smith, was reelected for her second term with 246 write-in votes. Harvey Hedden was elected vice-president with 312 votes. Union Operating Board president Adelman 86 Ballantyne 204 Folsom 171 Smith 246 Allocations Endenhauser 78 Hedden 97 Odel 380 Leifer 301 Merrick 353 Powers 346 Robles 355 Schultz 67 Yh;e-President Senate Hansen 214 Hedden 312 Braun 363 Stiloski 282 . Cramer 307 Schubert 88 Edenhauser 87 Elizando 269 Westphal 333 -Health fair held today "Well Day", a health fair designed both for Parkside students and members of the Racine-Kenosha community, will be held at the UW-Parkside Union on Wednesday, March 22, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thirty-eight community-based health-related agencies will participate in "Well Day", which is sponsored by the Campus Health Office/Student Life. Services offered will include free blood pressure screening, ABO blood typing, iron deficiency anemia screening, lung capacity testing, sickle cell anemia screening (from 1 to 3 p.m. only), physical fitness testing, weight checks and one-to-one instruction in breast self-examination for women. Topics of · the various displays and exhibits includE' imrnuniza,ion, smoking, home dental care, generic drugs, n utritiO'l'I-, med i care/med icaid, kidney disease and donor programs, eye care, venereal disease, poison control, alcoholism, population planning and specific agency services. There will be continuous showing of films on health care topics. Persons from the community planning to attend should park in the East Parking Lot. Access is from Wood Road, through the Tallent Parking Lot. Directional signs will be posted and free shuttle bus service will be available from the East Lot to the Campus Un:on. The thirty-eight participating agencies include. Racine Sickle Cell Foundation, Wisconsin Lung Association, i{acine YWCA Women's Resource Center, Racine Police Depar~ment, St. Catherine's Hospital, Kenosha Health Department, American Cancer Society, Racine Health Department, Pharmacists Association, Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, U.W. Extension-Racine, RU S.H (Racine Underground Safe Housel, Innovative Youth Services of Racine, Inc., Hot Line of Racrne, Parents Helpline of Racine, Family Counseling Center of Kenosha, Milwaukee Blood Center, Society's Assets, le., Social Security Office-Kenosha, Kidney Foundation of Wisconsin. Kenosha County Switchboard, Keno ha Memorial Hospital, Racine YMCA, Family Planning of Racine, Wisconsin Society for the Prevention of Blindness, Family Service of Racine-omemaker ervIce, St Mary's Medkal Center, St. Luke's Hospital Alcohol & Drug Council of Kenosha County, Inc. Planned Parenthood of Kenosha, Kenosha Fire Department-Emergency Medical Services, Racine Visiting urse Association, Kenosha County Diabetes AssocIatIon, Racine Dental Society, ttfe Right, Inc, of Kenosha, Developmental Disabilities Information Service, and University of Wisconsin Extension Department of Environmental Resources. 'Soph, distinction' as Forty-four cited Fort -four Parkside students ha e be n cited for "sophomore d1stinct1on" based on work compl ted through the first sem ster Students receiving sophomore distinction mu t maintain a cumulative academic gradepoint average of 3.25 (B-plus on a 4.0 scale) on a minimum of 57 credits, the equivalent of four semesters of unIversIt wor . Students cited from Kenosha are Robert John Boh, 10501 75th t, Jacal n M Carr, 4604 47th Ave, Janet Lee Cooper, 5507 49th Av ; Sandy Marie Funk, 3801 19th A e., Gr gory Paul Graziano, 3409 30th A e., Gregor Donald Hill, 5825 S 11th Ave; James ill1am La Haye, 7824 47th Ave, athryn Marie Leiting, 4612 5th Ave., Keith Arthur Manna, 6018 50th Ave.; John Chari Mardoian. 4617 Wilson Rd • Dawn Lan Pfeiff r, 8011 27th Ave., Maqorie Ann Roth, 2917 24th A,e, Faith Alice Scalzo, 2009-19th Av .; Patricia Ann Shore, 7543 16th Ave From Racine; Patricia Margaret Ar na, 2819 Indiana t, Mar Martha Banks, 3705 Waterbur Lane, usan Mari Bolewsk1, 2136 Carmel Ave.; Maria Eugenia Britt, 4717 orthwestern Ave , Heidi A Cond , 8 Lake Ave, #24, Dorothy R Crowell, 2315 arm I Av ; Denise Marie De otell 1526 D ane Blvd., Joel Jeffr Gummeson, 817 Roma ne Ave , andra L nn Kirsten, 7155 Lake Shore Dr, Carolyn Eli1abeth Maroda, 1302 Roma ne Ave; Da 1d Sam Mis urelli, 2614 . High St Jun M Mitch II, 161 M riburr Ln , Deb, L nn Podhola, 804 Blain , He1d1 Mari s,ehr 1427½ Thur ton Ave; Loui e Marie a,I, 3401 Ruby Ave Joyce Ann argo, 1814 4 ½ Mil Rd, Edward Ray rb ten, 2806 Donna A e, Tom John We petal, 2116 Engl, h t From other W1scon rn communitie · Carol Jean Adamson, Rt. 1, Bo 1 , n,on Grove, Joan A amp, Rt. 1, Bo 237, Lak C n a, Joanne f Carl on, Rt 3, Box 8 5, Burlin ton, Margaret Mary Crawford, 8 Mad, on A e, outh Milwaukee, Cathi n Ann Kor r, 5245 Barth I Rd. Franks ill , Ralph Wayn Mood • 3162 \\' American Dr, Gr nfl Id, Connie L n o acek, 132b 71 t Dr, Union Grove, Thoma P Ila, 24 Ori en, Burlington, Carol ue P t • Rt 5, o o4, Burlington; Robert Alton Pink, 916 14th Av , Union Gro and andra L Tait, 3405 Pion r Dr, Franks Ille From lllinoi heila Ann J ffri , 2501 Jack on, Wauk •an, lllino1 ********* THIS IS A SPECIAL NBJS BRIEF! THE FBI IN VASHINGTON /-/AS CONFIRMED THE EX/STANCE OF A NH/ LETHAL DRUG LJHICH IS NOIJ DEVASTATING 1RE Nrmots YOJTH ... NAME or AP.A.THY. ,ITS ornLT TJ-IROUGH AT LrAST ONE AGENT CAUED THE ·rUJ3[ THE FBI IS NOIJ /NV£ 57iGA1iNG SEVERAL O~f R .5U5PECJ5 INCLUDING SYMPTOf1S INCLUDE CO mNT WORSUIP OF SLtCESS (.}ND GOOD CLOTHES AND IJN UPSURGE IN caLEGE BUSINESS MAJORS. NO A{)JD NOIJ LETS RETURN TD • Hf/WY DAYS~? I I CAN RE5l5T I CAN RESIST I CAN, I JIOPE. AND ADULTS AS !)[LL. WING BY WE 5TRFEI. _/ ., L _j dD!SGO NUZIK" AND ·~OLYI.JOOD." _J DEATHS HAVE YET BEEN REPORTED. ~y-·· ~ ·r-/ 0 0 Wednesday, March 22, 1978Prof.-WilsonsupportedStudent voices opinionpersonnel that the final dec·islanlies with you,- and whateversupport you can obtain from theexecutive committee.Itis veryhard for me tobel ieve that a man of your statuswould let his personal feelingsinterferewitha judgement that~ffects so~any people. Not onlyISMs. Wilson entitled to areasonable amount of time toprove her worthiness as ateacherIbut the students atParkside are also entitled to the'best education thay can getconsidering the amount oftuitionth~ypay.Bynotrenewing Ms. Wilson's contractneither of these needs are beingfulfilled.Althoughtherehave beensome petitions presented at youroffice,Ihave reason to believethat one petition- inparticular ismissing.Forsome unknownreason this petition cannot befound. This petition along withmy name had thirty seven othernames ~n it at the last countingwhich was over two weeks ago.Since at this time it istoo late toget signatures on a newpetition,Iwill once again implore you tomake athorough investigation ofthe feelings of the students whohave been in Ms. Wilson'sclasses. Please do not be hasty inany decision without checkingall of the facts first.Iwouldappreciate it if you would seethat this letter is put into Ms.Wilson's personal file. Thank youfor your time and consideration.Sincerely,Arlene F.HoltLorieG.BenkoTo The Editor:'This is an open letter to Mr.Lowenthal;--- Iam writing in regard to SheilaWilson. I had Ms. Wilson for aninstructor for Math011and012,andIfeel that in not renewingher contract you are making agrave error. Although this is myfreshman year at Parkside andIhave had few professors tocompare herwith, I think that Iam qualified to make a personaljudgement as far as student-teacher relationships are con-cerned.Math has never been one ofmy favorite subjects, butbecauseIreceived a low score inthe placement examIhad tostart at the bottom and work myway up to college level. Ms.Wilson not only made the classinteresting and enjoyable butalso gave me a, understandingof algebra, which I thought formeWBSunobtainable. Ms.'Nilson was more than willing tooffer her teaching services atanytime and alsoteoka personalinterest in all of her students.Mr.Lowenthal,Idoubt if youremember my name butIcalledyou one day concerning thismatter, at which time you toldme that you had no decisivevoice in this. You said that thefinal decision concerning therenewing of Ms. Wilson'scontract would be up to DeanRatner, vice chancellor. Unlessthe situation has changed sincethe last timeIspoke to you, youwere either passing the buck orlying. It has been brought to myattention by Dean Ratner'son Kenosha's economyStudent supports ,math professor-JohnStewartContributing WriterIam twenty years old and have lived in Kenosha since1971.Duringmy stay hereIhave developed afew basic insights into what iswrongand right about my town.Ihope by writing this article to stimulatesome thinking on this matter.It isobvious to even the most casual of observers that Kenosha isadepressed town. Its economy is based upon one major employer,American Motors Corporation - an historically unstable company.American Motors is in deep trouble at this moment and is trying tomerge with another car company in hopes of puling through.Kenoshans are aware of this precarious state of affairs in their townand are wisely cautious about their personal finances.On April,1974,Newsweek magazine compared Kenosha to Flint,Michigan, another car assemply plant city. The article describes how1974was a"boom" year for AMC but few Kenoshans were spendingtheir healthy paychecks; instead they saved them, afraid that the"boom" would soon be over. Obviously the people of Kenosha havelittle faith In their city's economic health or otherwise they wouldhave felt safeto spend their money much more than they did. This isnot ahealthy state of affairs and it leads to much anxiety, AsIhaveheard many times,"IfAMC closed up Kenosha would become aghosttown!" Buy why should it be this way? Why is Kenosha a frightenedmill town?Perhaps the first thing to realize when facing these types ofquestions isthat it is very rare for someother-organizationor groupoutside the community to take care of these problems for us. If weare to build up our town, we have to do it ourselves.My opinion of what Kenosha should do to grow and improve itseconomic condition is based on an experience thatIhad beforecoming to Kenosha and one which I had thought a lot about. Severalyears agoIlived in South Bend, Indiana. At that time South Bend wasa very healthy city.However,'a scant three years previously, it hadbeen in much the same situation that Kenosha isin today. Studebakercar company wasthe major employer in South Bend and it was goingbroke. Studebaker gave South Bend approximately three yearswarning time about theirplansto fold sothat the city could preparefor the drastic change.The municipal administration of South Bend, and the communityasa whole took it upon themselves to actively seek out and attractnew investment and industry to their city to fill the gap left byStudebaker. Bendix Corp. was encouraged to expand more, WillysJeepCorp. was brought in and all together a dozen new companieswere added to the city's economy. As a result the city's economicsituation not only returned to normal but improved. Its economydiversified and became more stable since it was now based on manydifferent employers instead of just one' large one. An economy likeSouth Bend'sold one or Kenosha's present one might be likened to aninverted pyramid - awhole community based on asingle employer;avery wobbily and dangerous situation.The course, then, that Kenoshashouldfollow isobvious. We mustactively seek out and pursue with utmost vigor, new industry andinvestment for Kenosha. For instance, if some corporation isplanning"to open a new plant in the midwest, steps could be taken to opennegotiations with this company and convince it that Kenosha is theplace they're looking for.The best way to go about this isto show these businesses that youTo The Editor: This is an openletter to Mr. LowenthalIwish to add my name to the'list of many students in supportof Ms. Wilson's retention in themathematicsdepartment"atParkside.Imust confessIwas highlyapprehensive in undertaking acollege level algebra course afteranabsenceof more than13yearstromthe subject. One reason forthis apprehension was a sinceredislike for math, in any form.Another reason was an imbed-ded fear of failure based on theonly remember able experience Ihadof algebra - my high schooldays. In those days, asIremember, algebra was unenjoy-able and very difficult for me;which also made algebra dulland boring for me.In contrast, Ms. Wilson hasinstilled in me, a challengecommensurate with my mathe-matical abilities and a pride inmy accomplishments in herclass. Due to Ms. Wilson'scongenial attitude and enthu-siastic spirit,Ihave developed akeen interest in algebra.Ms. -Wilson's technicalacu-men and concern for theindividual makes her acredit andan asset to Parkside. Toeliminate Ms. Wilson from thefaculty of Parkside would be adisservice to the entire studentbody and the school.If Ms. Wilson is to have ahearing before a discision is tobe made, I will gladly take timeoff from work to appear in herbehalf if necessary. Simply notifyme ofadate and time andI'llbethere!STIJDENTnEVELOR-1F.NT~CQMI1lJNITY SnmENT SERVICES/~ADMISSIONS PROCFBSINGPLArEJ.1ENTVETERANSISffiVICF.SDavid [. BorlandICAREER RESOURCE CENTER/continued on page 7The above map is the new location(D175) for student services.-,Executlue Editor Thomas R. CooperAssociate Editor Diane JalenskyNews Editor - Bob HOUmanFeature Editor Mike MurphySports Editor Alane AndresenPhotography Editor Denise D'Ac:quistoSales Manqger Chris MillerStaffBill Barke,..Becky Draper, Nicki Kroll,Carla Koritsoglou, and Pete YernenePhones_Executive Editor •••553.2287Newsroom and Advertising .••553.2295Advisor •••Alan Rubin 553.2526Letters to the Editorwillbe"accepted for publication only i'they are typewritten (preferablydouble spacedwithone inchmargins) and signed. Letters-must also have a telephonenumber for purposes ofverification. Names will bewithheld from publication whenvalid reasons are given. Nobreach of confidencewilloccurin this regard.Rangerreservesthe right to edit letters and refuteto publish letters not suita,Wp.forpublication.\~a.n~er is wr'!Uen and editedbystudents of theUniversity01Wlsconsin..Parksideandthey are I I-bl I -so eyresponSI e or Its editorial policy and content.IWednesday, March 22, 1978 Student voices opinion on Kenosha's economy John Stewart Contributing Writer I am twenty years old and have lived in Kenosha since 1971. During my stay here I have developed a few basic insights into what is wrong and right about my town. I hope by writing this article to stimulate some thinking on this matter. It is obvious to even the most casual of observers that Kenosha is a depressed town. Its economy is based upon one major employer, American Motors Corporation -an historically unstable company. American Motors is in deep trouble at this moment and is trying to merge with another car company in hopes of puling through. Kenoshans are aware of this precarious state of affairs in their town and are wisely cautious about their personal finances. On April, 1974, Newsweek magazine compared Kenosha to Flint, Michigan, another car assemply plant city. The article describes how 1974 was a "boom" year for AMC but few Kenoshans were spending their healthy paychecks; instead they saved them, afraid that the "boom" would soon be over. Obviously the people of Kenosha have little faith in their city's economic health or otherwise they would have felt safe to spend their money much more than they did. This is not a healthy state of affairs and it leads to much anxiety, As I have heard many times, "If AMC closed up Kenosha would become a ghost town!" Buy why should it be this way? Why is Kenosha a frightened mill town? Perhaps the first thing to realize when facing these types of questions is that it is very rare for some other-organization or group outside the community to take care of these problems for us. If we are to build up our town, we have to do it ourselves. My opinion of what Kenosha should do to grow and improve its economic condition is based on an experience that I had before coming to Kenosha and one which I had thought a lot about. Several years ago I lived in South Bend, Indiana. At that time South Bend was a very healthy city. However ,1 a scant three years previously, it had been in much the same situation that Kenosha is in today. Studebaker car company was the major employer in South Bend and it was going broke. Studebaker gave South Bend approximately three years warning time about their plans to fold so that the city could prepare for the drastic change. The municipal administration of South Bend, and the community as a whole took it upon themselves to actively seek out and attract new investment and industry to their city to fill the gap left by Studebaker. Bendix Corp. was encouraged to expand more, Willys Jeep Corp. was brought in and all together a dozen new companies were added to the city's economy. As a result the city's economic situation not only returned to normal but improved. Its economy diversified and became more stable since it was now based on many different employers instead of just one-large one. An economy like South Bend's old one or Kenosha's present one might be likened to an inverted pyramid -a whole community based on a single employer; a very wobbily and dangerous situation. The course, then, that Kenosha should follow is obvious. We must actively seek out and pursue with utmost vigor, new industry and investment for Kenosha. For instance, if some corporation is planning' to open a new plant in the midwest, steps could be taken to open negotiations with this company and convince it that Kenosha is the place they're looking for. The best way to go about this is to show these businesses that you continued on page 7 Cjenger Student supports ~ math professor -To The Editor: This is an open letter to Mr. Lowenthal I wish to add my name to the · list of many students in support of Ms. Wilson's retention in the mathematics departmen at Parkside. I must confess I was highly apprehensive in undertaking a college level algebra course after an absence of more than 13 years from-the subject. One reason for this apprehension was a sincere dislike for math, in any form. Another reason was an imbed-ded fear of failure based on the only rememberable experience I had of algebra -my high school days. In those days, as I remember, algebra was unenjoy-able and very difficult for me; which also made algebra dull and boring for me. In contrast, Ms. Wilson has instilled in me, a challenge commensurate with my mathe-matical abilities and a pride in my accomplishments in her class. Due to Ms. Wilson's congenial attitude and enthu-siastic spirit, I have developed a keen interest in algebra. Ms. -Wilson's technical acu-men and concern for the individual makes her a credit and an asset to Parkside. To eliminate Ms. Wilson from the faculty of Parkside would be a disservice to the entire student body and the school. If Ms. Wilson is to have a hearing before a discision is to be made, I will gladly take time off from work to appear in her behalf if necessary. Simply notify me of a date and time and I'll be there! David J. Borland Executive Editor Thomas R. Cooper Associate Editor Diane J alensky News Editor -Bob Hollman Feature Editor Mike Murphy Sports Editor Alane Andresen Pllotograplly Editor Denise D' Acquisto Sales Manqger Chris Miller Staff Bill Barke, ..Secky Draper, Nicki Kroll, Carla Koritsoglou, and Pete Vernene Phones. Executive Editor ... 553-2287 2 Prof. -Wilson supported To The Editor: This is an open letter to Mr. Lowenthal; -I am writing in regard to Sheila Wilson. I had Ms. Wilson for an instructor for Math 011 and 012, and I feel that in not renewing her contract you are making a grave error. Although this is my freshman year at Parkside and I have had few professors to compare her with, I think that I am qualified to make a personal judgement as far as student-teacher relationships are con-cerned. Math has never been one of my favorite subjects, but because I received a low score in the placement exam I had to start at the bottom and work my way up to college level. Ms. Wilson not only made the class interesting and enjoyable but also gave me a:, understanding of algebra, which I thought for me was unobtainable. Ms. Wilson was more than willing to offer her teaching services at anytime and also teok a personal interest in all of her students. Mr. Lowenthal, I doubt if you remember my name but I called you one day concerning this matter, at which time you told me that you had no decisive voice in this. You said that the final decision concerning the renewing of Ms. Wilson's contract would be up to Dean Ratner, vice chancellor. Unless · the situation has changed since the last time I spoke to you, you were either passing the buck or lying. It has been brought to my attention by Dean Ratrier's personnel that the final decision lies with you, and whatever support you can obtain from the executive committee. It is very hard for me to believe that a man of your status would let his personal feelings interfere with a judgement that affects so many people. Not only 1s Ms. Wilson entitled to a reasonable amount of time to ·prove her worthiness as a teacher, but the students at Parkside are also entitled to the best education thay can get considering the amount of tuition they pay. By not renewing Ms. Wilson's contract neither of these needs are bein~ fulfilled. Although there have been some petitions presented at your office, I have reason to believe that one petition· in particular is missing. For some unknown reason this petition cannot be found. This petition along with my name had thirty seven other names on it at the last counting which was over two weeks ago. Since at this time it is too late to get signatures on a new petition, I will once again implore you to make a thorough investigation of the feelings of the students who have been in Ms. Wilson's classes. Please do not be hasty in any decision without checking all of the facts first. I would appreciate it if you would see that this letter is put into Ms. Wilson's personal file. Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely, Arlene F. H~lt Lorie G. Benko / SWDENT f\EVELOR>IFNf • ffi'.t.1UNITY S11ffiENT SFRVICES/ Al:MISSIONS PROCESSING PLA,J311ENT VETERANS I SERVICF,S [CAREER RESOURCE CENTERj The above map is the new location {D175) for student s,rvices. Letters to the Editor will bP. • accepted for publication only i' they are typewritten (preferably double spaced with one inch margins) and signed. Letters-must also have a telephone number for purposes of verification. Names will be withheld from publication when valid reasons are gi~en. No breach of confidence will occur in this regard. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refute to publish letters not suita,W ... for publication. ' Newsroom and Advertising ... 553-2295 ~dvisor ••. Alan Rubin 553-2526 ?an~er is wr!tten and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside and they are l l re "bl f . . so e Y sponsi e or its editorial policy and content. 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